Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Hello guys, hello guys, how are you doing, welcome to stream, welcome, welcome, welcome,
Welcome.
Are you Dragon Ball today?
We'll see, we'll see.
Today we're gonna start off by playing on Rhino Belly, I'm 1500 LP Grandmaster, can
And I hit challenger.
i do not have my main account available right now chat it will i will start playing on my
main account around third of april give or take
no specific reason why i'm just you know
how bad was it even? i swear it wasn't that bad
722
is 722 inting?
in a 37 minute game
it was a long game
steps
crazy burning me like that
i downloaded your game from last night's sponsor and after that i found a girlfriend
for real for real it's all right it's awesome man
Such a long kill timer, is it normal?
Yo queue up guys!
Snipe me!
Let's get into game!
Hi!
Oh my game category is Dragon Ball and I need to change that.
Boom.
And we are also new to 2 seconds chat.
I
Wow
Valdi as soon as the cup of salvatore
Ganache
One thank for ten gifted subs. Thank you Salvatore Gennacci appreciate that appreciate that
must love
As I'm out of field mid lane we don't like that
And an open mid laner, Ari.
Play Jhon, Shadam playing extremely high elo now, is Jhon really the player?
It might be.
Jonin, hi, Illo, chills.
I could also be boring, Angosion.
Ah, they took Sion.
You kidding me?
I
Be back on why do you have a loving woman in your life yet?
I do my mother
I'll go via
holy word giga ap by the way 20 AP champions in my team i'm gonna have to carry
Love you balls!
And her and her sub.
Please pick a different skin.
Go off and survive.
Mom a deep Tuesdays.
I don't really know what's happening here. I think it's the Nivea support.
It does not matter, whatever they bring, I'm going to face.
Chills!
Face for Sion!
Leave it to me, Sion!
I'm doing this. Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Why is an Ivan play that's your support more often?
Think about it.
he has a shield
he's like an enchanter, but he also has q for cc
and engage type of thing
and level 6 he seems OP
i wish he'd be playing more of support
i am all
east of the nivea
No way, torsot.
We're both getting awfully low here.
But I can't kill her hunter zero in her egg, so I can't even egg her.
I'm not gonna proc it, maybe I shouldn't have proced it, but I didn't go for the passive
shield.
I can't kill her cause she has an egg like... what stupid is this?
I just lost so much.
I lost so much and it's not gonna be easy. How do I play the game here?
I am frozen but I'm dead.
No I missed.
I'm going 0-20, it is only this, sorry team, happens.
What the f*** is this crap?
An enemy has been slain.
Plan? I don't need a plan.
I'm very far behind
I'm doing this my way
Nice, nice, there we go.
He faked me out, he went tank scion with phase rush page.
I don't wanna recall, I lose so much.
I heard you started the stream after hitting the clubs yesterday.
Did you get some braggies numbers?
I win this
worth, 1v1
so worth
ah wave is good, no worth
give me any star that gives movement speed
I'm pushing wave and roaming
Yeah, giga roam here, I'm going bot
I have gig angle here, go go go go go go
Let's finish this guy
I should have went on this one, oh my god
We've been a lot better if I instantly went on this guy's ahin instead of wasting
time on Ivern.
with the wrong down
cheaply
pick a Lulu
oh my god
why are you tickin my tss Lulu
Hey boss, thanks for making my mind to my bare bones.
I have overstayed my tempo, so it's gonna work, cause they're not gonna expect a gank.
You know what I'm saying?
He's a gank that shouldn't work so it's gonna work because of that.
Oh, why are you running?
That's a break in for me.
Sayon!
Oooooooh!
Oh man!
I'm kidding!
I fell for my own trick, not for me.
I'm gonna have to help out for my own fucking trick, bg
It's just as much as I am.
We're completely unbadied.
It's recall.
They're planting the river.
But she had mana to clear this, it doesn't seem like it, or she did.
I'm so not in this fight
I don't know how to do it
Oh my god
I don't know how to do it
I'm going bot, go mid to Kog'maw.
are you looking forward to voice coms?
no
see ya
I
Have no idea what the champion does on my fault
I got my upgraded boost now, I'm very strong.
Let's get it up fun part.
I learned my hands to do the talking.
They are in 2 of us
of
the
of
the
Oh, I gotta clear this pot wave with the amount of health I have, oh shit, maybe Mundo
can kill her for me.
Very nice.
Maybe I get to kill Ivan.
good warm up I didn't play very well but got to win anyways
Did we ban cinched or why did this guy go scion?
I saw a twitter post there of someone flaming the living shit out of this guy's, yeah we
did ban cinched, target banned.
Let's add this bousey.
How big was the bag for last night's add?
Who said anything about a bag?
I took the sponsor for love of the game.
You need to try this build.
I found a new enjoyable build. I think this is it.
I don't think she understands.
I found a new enjoyable build. I think this is it.
I don't think she understands. Just have to choose.
Oh my days.
If this guy walks into me, Belvin has to be here.
That's what I'm gonna say.
He needs to build.
Is that Belvin's?
And guys 5v1 by the way, I'm telling you this build is so rockin'
I'm gonna test it a lot more today, I'm gonna become a little bit of a nasus man guys
I found a new enjoyable build, I think this is, I don't think she understands, just hope she is
Emperor Pigatron, let's see how OP this build is then
bro they gotta do something about these ads on these websites this is crazy
I'm not doing this build, it's dark shit.
I'm illo's you
Now hang on a second
Let's check the illo then
But here ever is master
Here I have Grandmaster 1 game.
Bro why is it Mastered though?
But the G doesn't make any sense.
I'm high GM and I got Master of this.
But the chat, how can it be Master Average?
I have one challenger GM GM, GM GM GM GM.
So I have 5 GMs, 1 challenger, 4 masters, and the average is master?
That is not how the average is... that is not how the median works.
Brochad, this is crazy by the way. This is absolutely insane.
Why do I buy a Wii to my apartment?
And now I'm getting like...
I only get ads about Wii!
Why is there an ad in the middle of the fucking, what is happening?
What is happening with this website?
That is crazy.
So shit, OPGG has information about what I buy on like, Amazon for example, or what I buy on any other website.
Then if I buy something on one website, every website gets that information.
Google. Okay, Google, does Google just own everything then? Or like, I don't get it.
Google is just the daddy of the world.
Oh, it's because I use Google Chrome.
I see.
We have a Shaco OTP who, Shaco got banned.
band
yes
four hundred seventy games of shaco
and every other champion he has a negative win rate on
play versus Jax, San is not great into Jax, but I'll manage I think, with AD champion
I could play tank San, honestly
let's play tank San
fuck it
just hope it's ad scion no ad jacks i mean ad jacks don't wave clear i can proxy form
me I'm gonna be fine if it's a pjaxman trouble
You build horse steal?
Horse steal this game?
I don't think so.
I guess Rukarma will just kite me, I could never proc them.
Getting in and out of some jacks is hard. I don't think I'm dilling hard still here.
Maybe if I do very well in the early game.
We're gonna war down.
You lose level 1 to him, so you just go into your own wave, the only way he can trade with
you is to E and if you E's the entire wave you see how fast it pushes into me.
That way you don't lose minions.
Just because you lose Trace does not mean you should stay back and not take damage.
Taking damage can sometimes be beneficial because it makes you most of the time not miss minions.
Slowly dying here.
Good moment.
The enemy has been snatched
Nice, I stopped his B
I gave my CULK and gave my BOOTS
I started off pretty good
are you playing on rhino belly because you getting gapped on your main account and low
master yes i'm playing on high reload
cancel to not get gapped
okay son you're right
we're gonna
push this wave
it's not gonna be easy
Oh, goodbye. Let's go proxy.
oh my god jacks oh no oh no even flash for that oh that's a good death for me
very good death
I'm gonna let this push into me, it will not be easy for him to play under my tower.
I can hold the wave under the tower or like before it reaches tower that would be best.
Stand like this.
Rescited
We are trying to make a ramp on that
got damage
Ali, Ali, go, go, go, big good sacrifice
Oh my god. 35 CS! 35 CS! We didn't get most of this, but he also lost a lot of it.
Stopping me?
He's going AD jacks. Oh no, not the AD jacks build. Oh no. The zero damage build really?
The no wave clear, no damage build.
I win this
of
the
There's no mana.
I can't kill him, I'll get a master.
The enemy rampage.
This guy is dodging all of my spells.
He's bringing no pain.
An enemy has been slaved.
We can be...
Be into Tipee or something. This is rough.
if it's a neutral way without the cannon and their match even
Here we go, Ullish are finally good damage.
He's not winning at all.
I need to take the wave and B.
Haha! Why are you pinging me? Why are you pinging me? That is not a KS shot!
Kinder comes to a lane, the Kinder comes to a top lane where the Jax has 200 health.
Jax get on 200 health by himself?
No, I didn't work.
So I deserve the kill.
Right?
Think about it.
Game will be hard.
Team is feeding.
music is low, don't worry i got you, serve it up
big trades
he wants the cannon
he gets it
And he's dead.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aha!
Olobolo!
I could have overstayed here for power.
It's been destroyed.
I do not believe it.
this is gonna keep him work
silent relax i have 50k on loose
Well this game is gonna be impossible, I can already tell you that I'll take this wave
I'm going to go bot I think.
Someone has some fun there.
I have item in base.
I'm giggling when I get it.
But I need to find the time to reset.
My team is gonna now fight, I hope they don't.
I mean Aurora Rengar bot side, maybe they can actually.
It's mine.
Lower damage, it should be fine though.
It's Aurora.
She can't do shit.
Stop, Fouls.
Just got out of class.
Ror, what are we doing? Don't you need a bar?
I'm dead.
This was worth it.
Chat, would I do the unkillable build again?
Where you go summoner first instead of titanic?
It was kind of fun last time I did it.
The first tier team comp is actually really good because they're lack damage
Oh my god!
The quiet
She'll recontact a sneak to wave
Sneaking to wave anyways, what's she gonna do?
Depend if she can kill her
Nevermind.
Gonna try and sneak another wave.
And I stop to B, and we're doing herald level, our pressure points right now.
It's like if you're doing something on the other side of the map,
It's like if you're doing something on the other side of the map, you're fine to do stuff on the other side of the map.
Because if they kill your team, you're fine.
If they're on you, usually your team is fine.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to out there because Rengar was there.
I push top now
1k on Rora, shut up, we said we could get it
You leveled up so soon, Scamberman!
Haha!
Hohohoho!
One more wave, huh?
Oh, I need to scan on Frydom. You're kidding.
I mean, I'm committing to this.
I got it all.
Maybe?
They're both on health.
What is the other one that we're gonna fight?
Any animal except human, what would you be?
probably a kangaroo
I don't know how they gank me top 2v1
and then we all die on the other side of the map
something suspicious there
I can maybe carry everybody's chins I have 100 cs on the jacks by the way
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna get some damage here, I'm sure we wanna do this.
Yeah, no, I'm good on...
I am good on this fight, guys. No thanks.
We even got the dragon, we didn't even get the dragon, we're just gg-gainting.
You know it's cooked when the boss of the boss has the best KDA in the team.
Just hold the base team, I will kill Jax.
I'm going to get him.
from blackout
for the rest of the world
is the march
going
to karma
peak shop found
I'm completely a killable.
I didn't give Shuttles in my team, so we're getting damaged.
Oh my god.
I can kill this.
Knocked.
Oh my god.
I can kill this
knocked
oh my god
I'm on land
ah no no he's going
careful
try stay
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
leave her alone
back off
back off dude
back off
aaahhh
i can win
he will get the 1 kill
I just need my team to get damaged so I can frontline for someone who is useful.
Might have to give dragon though.
Try group or split.
Let's group, fuck it.
We have Syro, Victor, I have to play with them, that's how the Shunt is worth, they
need someone to front them for them.
Did we give mid push completely?
Wow.
Wow
You gotta start it, start the dragon
Oh, but we got the dragon!
Because the dragon chills
See this seems pointless I should probably just go split push
I thought because we had cyber hit so I need to group but
They they they
They can't group for everything
I would have laid it in so my death time is 4 million seconds.
ah 4 inters can't win
Like I said, this guy is a shaco otp and he has negative winnrd on any other champion
and an enemy target banned shaco.
How can play?
Shake that mistake again.
The LSE stream crashed.
You sure?
Is it even LSE today?
Why do I feel like I leak something new every single day?
I'm gonna stop clicking buttons on my fucking desktop.
There's something new getting leaked everyday.
I don't get it man.
Mailman arranged.
BAM!
I like the cut of your gem.
Perik.
What are you afraid to leak, sus?
I mean, that's the thing, I'm...
If you don't do anything sus, you should never be afraid of leaking anything.
That's why people who are like...
People who don't let you go on the phone to switch songs.
They say you're in a car ride, and then you're like, let me switch song.
And then they're like, no, I'll do it.
Those guys, those guys you can watch out for, they, you can't trust them.
Those guys are sus.
Spartaifangrissom.
That's calphix.
The game was so much simpler when you would just name an ability Leap.
What does his ability do?
I leaps.
What should we name it?
Let's just name it Leap.
Just name it Leap.
Sea-Dee water.
Oh, it's Kiana.
I don't know what to do with my first guess.
Hi noon, right?
Blood moon.
Last for town vs Nord eSports, babycfs on showgaff vs bichichachi on kassanthe.
This was in winter.
I don't know, five, five, five.
Boom.
Is that Lucian mid lane?
Why am I out of mid lane for the second time today?
I could do funny tanks, Ion.
Again.
If it's Lucian mid lane, I get base with Habai GG.
Oh, the tip one on five.
Next we want to go A-D-Sum.
I just stack armor and void gun for the whole game, that's my game plan.
Feeding strategy is a lot harder on mid lane than it is on top lane.
You can even proxy on this lane.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
I hated this waiting.
Mingin's have spoken.
What's that?
Oh.
you'll be closer
probably a little bit closer
melee range range character is that how you want to fight this
Worth it!
Oh!
I'm on the ward.
Riot!
Die level 1 you get the entire wave in.
It's actually quite good.
Now I have Flash and TP advantage.
And he's gonna miss some CS.
my Q all the time. I win. Oh he got this Q back out. Oh well. I don't have mid lane
macro works this should be with him for me in theory
you can't freeze in mid lane freezing in mid is fake
I'm gonna freeze
He's on damage, if he ever dies like that he's gonna think about trade all the time.
That's his e-coms mana.
It does, right?
Very little.
I can level 6 soon.
I can't get 600.
I can't get out though.
Oh shit.
Mama
You could have blocked that
and the enemy has been slain
and the enemy is trying to get to be shattered
I need a slaughter
illusion
fucking by sale this ass so hard
that was one second off
Happy Monday!
Victory is soaked in blood!
My Role Monday!
I can push this wave, but I can't even go prox or anything, strat doesn't really work
for this lane.
My team is doing ridiculously well though.
Whoa!
I guess I'll steep here, if he's base is steeper
I'm beat
Now I cancel my base, shit.
But bases don't even matter on mid lane, it's so stupid.
I don't want to be a hater on a roll, but this roll is so easy.
You don't need any prior or anything for a reset.
You can literally use Riesel whenever you want and you won't lose shit.
You get one bad Riesel on top lane, you go down 5 levels, enemy freezes on you and
you also lose your house and car.
In mid lane you don't get punished for anything.
Yeah stop me bro.
Really? Really? We're doing that.
Am I not the one who's stopping your back now because you have the mana?
he recalled he lost one or two melee's you don't lose anything and mid lane it's a fraud
actually so easy to play
actually it's 5 with my tower bias when it's on coo
Oh the bar now
Oh
Got Titanic oh
I want to swap with my bot lane and go side lane.
I see him with splash damage at least
I'm taking over bot after this wave.
Yeah, I can just keep brute forcing down this hour, honestly.
It's...
Get away, Mr. Borgs!
Can you name a member of Maroon 5 that is not Adam Levine?
Of course I can.
But don't get it twisted, Adam Levine is by far the most important member of the band.
But they have others, like James Valentine, Sam Farah, Nate Morton, PJ Morton, just to
name a few.
So as drums will drown out past screams.
sick to malphite
sick burn
my ling vs glenn now i will not ling vs her
she is alive
she is bot, nice
i have 3 grobs and a stacked wave
and a colis killing them on me too
nice
I guess I should take the tower.
He's neighboring, now he has no CD's.
He also has no damage because he bought a fake item.
Disaster.
Get the wave!
Wait, I end up getting towered.
Oh my god.
And we got the tower top.
And we got the dragon.
And we got the champion.
Life is good though.
Hell.
Um, do I have to go top here?
I'm just going to assume b.a.g.o. can defend top tier 2 and I'll go start pushing bot.
I have three items to hunt in minutes, I'm completely overpowered.
EW, what is this Gwen building?
Who the Rageons Gwen?
Is that a fig?
Can't dwell, but...
Who's playing this, by the way?
I'm going out, I'm scared.
Two for one, worth it.
24 hour Arab mayhem swim well.
The car on me, it's a boring game mode.
It looks fun from an outside perspective, but if you actually look into it, you actually
come to realize it's just boring.
There's a lunge in the tent, yep, there's a lunge in the tent.
They even have damage from me.
Come on, Diego!
That's a witser
What?
Carry P.O.V.
Chat, are you out of your mind?
Does this game look like I'm gonna carry?
No one died, dragon is up.
I'll TP bot, let's try and hold it until he arrives.
has been slain.
Let's go back to split pushing.
I'm gonna wait in base for 40 gold.
Maybe I can find some boards to ping.
I
I can tank.
the nexus
guys
I have a tp ward here, I can go for it.
We have double TP, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
and they will be in base
go go go
Wow, that's a lot of damage, Lucian.
Almost had me.
GG.
Ah, carry POV, most damage, yeah, next.
Every P.O.V.
How would you bill Lucian?
How would I bill Lucian? Let me think. Oh, Critality.
then show us. I'll show you when I get my count back. I don't want to do it on Highloom.
I have my own little section in Riot Games Partner Program, my own little team, where
it's like the bowser support system.
So I sent a message to them and I was like, oh guys, I got banned on my main account.
you guys just look into it and maybe get me unbounded and well need heal
they came back with a no for an answer they could not they could not unbound it
and that's the most embarrassing thing ever that that's probably like that is
embarrassing like crazy I use my streamer privilege to to get context with
riot and tell them please guys I you know I support your game please maybe
unbanned me and I did so hard that they can't even unbanned me well they're
top streamers and that was so embarrassing I would have ready to
just wait around the bend and save myself the embarrassment.
Time to switch to Dragon Ball.
It's time to switch to Dragon Ball Gikinshin Squadra, honestly.
That's what I'm YouTube.
Maddie Uniosa turns Princess Purple Rain Golden Auditions BGT 2026
I feel like there's been so many auditions now, we're gonna get into the finals soon, or like the semi-finals and stuff like this
What are you doing?
Doing alright. This is crazy. Oh my gosh.
I can't believe you guys are real people.
Yes!
Oh my gosh, I won Cowell in front of me.
Oh wow, I love your energy.
Thank you so much.
What's your name?
My name is Nadi Jay. I'm 27 years old.
Originally from the Philippines, but in the last three years, I've been living
in Glasgow.
Yeah!
Glasgow!
Oh
Matty do you have a day job a regular job? I do I work as a part-time waiter. Yeah
So what brings you to Britain's Got Talent gosh?
I have been waiting for this chance to finally put an end to this long thing that I've been thinking of about myself
That I will always be a singing competition loser. So hang on. Hang on. What show?
Idol
Back in the Philippines. Do you ever watch Star Wars? No, I'm too gay for it
Only because the Jedi Knights
And what is your dream? Oh my gosh
my dream is to sing for these
Amount of people and to sing every day and to make music and to conquer the world
Whatever you're ready Matty go for it. Oh, you know, you just hope someone's really good. Come on
Come on, come on Matty
No
Never meant to cause you
See you only wanted one time to see
See you
Hey
It's time you reach out for something new that means you
You say you want to read
But you can't see the mind
You better close it
Let me guide you to the purple rain purple rain purple rain
This guy's pretty good
Purple rain purple rain purple rain
I only wanna see what's in in that purple rain
That's amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Oh my god what the fuck did I Q in to?
Raider Darius, you're kidding me, this guy, I'm not kidding guys, this guy is 3000 LP
I just saw tweet about it yesterday, this enemy top laner tweeted, first top laner
to hit 3000 LP
yeah bro, FF man
like this language
funny
damn, that's another team though
Oh, no, you got me!
Haha, you activated my trap card!
If I died two seconds later, I would have been giga-duff.
I can't even proc, see by the way.
i miss clicked
got the wave at least
tempo restored game
honestly playable yeah, i think i can play this
It's not horrible, I mean it's pretty horrible, but it's not that horrible.
bad thing is that he has flashed about there's some free snack for him whatever he wants
so i'm dying here like he's straight up this is life
I'll grind you to dust!
Alright, alright! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
This is good, pretty good!
I like this!
Haha, that's a problem.
That's a big problem.
I was going to pick Gragas this game as well, I was literally thinking of picking Gragas,
unlucky, gov'r's door is out of the pin.
I have to take a death here, it's the only way to play the game.
How is he so fast?
I have one more level to do this shot, one more level and then the game is unplayable.
Oh my god, that's so fucked.
Ah, that was a nice level
Well, the game is complete
I can try and do death angle here, but it's not easy actually to do it.
I'm level 7 now, I can't do that strategy getting 10 points anymore.
I fucked up too much early game, now the game is cool.
When are you going to dust off Lili atop?
I'm gig outscaled already.
Goals be met with death.
Doris from the bush runs me down with your moose, I am dead.
in 2 seconds
some drops
I think I plant from the river.
I'm dead.
I could ult at the boss and type top
I'm going for him.
Oh my god, get me out of this game!
I'll take foregone other count
I can take this game seriously so one player won.
We're going to kill my entire team, we should ff after it happens.
There's a triple kill and now we have a...
What am I?
Longer.
It will do.
Victory is soaked in blood.
How do we not ff this game I don't get it
Our drums will drown out their screams.
An ally has been slain.
We lost them all.
of
four yes ten years of good luck if you vote yes
Even as a flute surrender is good.
Run for your lives he's coming.
AHH!
An ally has been slain.
The enemy has been slain.
We are marching.
Double kill.
An ally has been slain.
Use this.
One thousand.
One more.
One thousand.
One thousand slain.
One top laner team is to fight and kill, the other one is selfishly going for the cannon wave.
I look pretty useful this game, I'm looking like I look pretty useful lose the ADC in
a melee range matchup.
I saw with my Q full in charge
oh big oh that's so big oh why 1,000 gold 1,000
I do 1k, I don't know if I get it in time, it's quite tanky it's fun you know, I don't
think I get it in time, I'm just leeching, I don't think I get it in time, I'm just
I mean, the game was cut before, because I was talking about the other day, so... yeah, it's your dream.
And I have been slain.
A.
You can't do this before.
I need a slaughter.
How are going today's ranks, Fousi?
Right.
I
Baby
you
I'm back.
Yo, boss, how are you hope for having a good day?
Good luck on the rest of the games.
Thank you.
Balls, one thing for sub.
Chair.
Yeah, Dreamfinger sub, appreciate it.
Ta.
Are you going to do your prank today?
I have no one on my friend list on this account.
No prank.
I'm in my main back first.
What do you think are your strengths and weaknesses when you were a pro?
weaknesses, getting ganked, strengths, probably teamfighting.
The beard is looking massive today, Paws.
we are coming along nicely I agree
I want to play Udur again.
Glad I played Udur I had so much fun.
And I think this is the most viable in Halo.
From the golden aspect.
I'm full AD, it's a good UDRA angle, or Gragas, or AP Drax, but you can't blind AP Drax,
I mean, you can probably, but I can't.
Let's play a game of Gragas.
Doris locked in its a raider again.
long have you had those glasses?
Two years now
I really like this song who is it by and where can I hear more
Beautiful mistakes by maroon 5 maroon 5 sang it and you can find no spotify check them out
This guy is 5.6 million points on Senna.
What the fuck?
to summoners rid
Take some
Am I contesting in level one or am I just going Q? I'm probably contesting in modern time
Let's get this party started
I
Know your boss 100% bats for left field
I'm already dead.
Hey balls, I'm deciding if I should continue being a lawyer or try for a jug chip.
should i do
continue being a lawyer or go for a judge ship
you're asking a twitch streamer this
bro be a judge fuck it more aura
I
Be
I can't get this cannon.
Oh
Almost
I'm going to kill him
Can procs here all? It's impossible, he just all ends me 100-0-1 shot. I guess I need to contest him on this wave. That's the only way to do it.
Hey boss, any advice on how to land dates on Tinder?
Time to roll out the barrel!
Fucking lost.
if
I don't know why I'm doing that.
It's not easy to...
It doesn't matter because it's like I don't know other other stories on the outside.
Yeah, yeah.
An enemy has been slain.
find the loo
I'm going to kill him
Finally a kill
I also get rocky but I can't chill in but until then it's I'm so vulnerable especially
Now he's in a flash advantage so
We'll be here, we'll get him.
Nope.
Might be dead.
No, I'm not going to play to this.
I don't want to play this.
Let's get this party started.
And if I die, I'll be slain.
And if I die, I'll kill you.
There's a murder twist now, there's gonna be a nightmare to play.
of
I can see base, I can see back to lane.
shit, on where to go, there is no escape thing
why do you see damage team? we have a full amount of them
why do you see her damage team? we have a full ammo
i didn't see that ff, if you guys are done
Yeah, yeah.
of
the
best
of
the
I have TP!
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Now get pushy!
Your turret has been destroyed.
I have TP!
We have no one on dragon, we should be on dragon.
Now it's so late I don't even feel like tipping in them
Hop on the vision, then we'll get to the side
The enemy has been slain.
Huh!
Now get boosted!
Shut down!
Need some growth.
of
I can't see through there, it's gonna run
please ff, we're not winning this
I'm sending it, and when we get a stair hopefully we have a...
and
I
I don't know if there is a 3 calling or not.
yes
of
Wow.
Hell, we're gonna spawn, we're gonna flip it.
It's so good.
I might just sleep it here
and
you
I don't think I need to tip here.
I don't die, so it's done.
Fucking out of mana.
Sorry.
We should have it, though.
I don't get buffed
First of all, damage.
I have no smite
and
can win
I'm not going.
It's me, Luigi!
Never have I?
I thought it was right again.
I have one more win than lost today and I'm up like 30 LP holy shit.
I have giga-memore I guess.
I love maroon Mondays.
Potatoes, saada, pod, finger, sub, mozama.
The favorite maroon 5 song and lucky strike
One more night is good too
They're all bangers. Hard to pick a favorite one.
Magician pulls out Amanda Holden's Heartstrings, Auditions, BGT 2026.
Crucial it's a teedless check is blogger. Hi. How are you? Oh good? Thanks? So your name is I'm Jake
Okay, how are you Jake? I am 37 years old. I'm a magician
I think you believe in magic
I do so when did you discover you had magic powers?
Honestly since I was a kid I've done magic. It's been the one thing that I've been the most passionate about
I was lucky where I grew up in Essex. There was a magic shop in my hometown
So walking in there as a kid that's like sparked a lifelong curiosity. Okay, right, so I'm not gonna ask anything else
Cool. Good luck
I'll come over
So as I said, I was lucky while I grew up in Essex
There was a magic shop and pretty much everything good in my life as stem from magic
Not just because I've been able to make it as a career
but I performed at my friend's wedding and that's where I met my wife.
I was in the right place at the right time and we've recently bought a house
and we have a little daughter. I'll have a picture.
It's cute, right?
So I'm going to show you something.
How do we do all of this?
It's like in a picture.
Oh, I have a lighter
His photos are kind of like magic they hopefully remind you of something amazing
Now we're gonna play game a deck of cards
Do you have your phones on you? Yes, perfect. These are all different
I don't have a phone. You don't have a phone Simon. No, well, I guess you're the judge so you can just be the judge
I'll leave the cards in in front of you Simon if that's okay
And you're gonna make up a card so KSI would you like red or black?
black
Spades or clubs states states pictures or numbers
Numbers and Simon the deciding choice which number ace to ten seven the seven of spades. Yes
Cool. Now here's the game and everyone in the room, you can play this to a way to take out your phones and a way to open up your stopwatch.
Yeah?
We need some technical advice from KSI.
You try to start and stop the stopwatch on five seconds exactly.
So is everyone on zero?
Three, two, one, go.
What's he trying to do?
a bust who got the closest you got 4.85 you got 5.05 5.0 3
MQ5 PSA we're gonna work together again to get as close to five seconds as we can
so hold your finger over the button yeah I'm gonna give you the go five
seconds in charge you ready yep go
So the number is 519 19 yeah, okay, and you said the seven spades
Now I'm gonna invite my wife and daughter up on stage at that already are
So KSI you stopped on number 519 19 these cars have been on the table Simon in front of you the whole time
yes they have we do some counting no way no way the 94 you're kidding four five
six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen
eighteen nineteen nine KSI you could have stopped at any millisecond but it was
19 you could have picked any card and we ended up on the 7 of space there is no way
sometimes you're lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time
got into a game guys sorry got a liking on my game sorry guys I got into
game. Good passive match up here. Don't snap. And dead here, nice.
Not the end of the world, we take those.
It's a little bit cook now, running Ignite.
I'm all thawing over here.
Of course.
Oh, I knew it was gonna happen to me.
Got the wave. It's not the worst.
I'm going to build Pickle here, not gonna lie.
I'm running straight in there.
If he chooses to kill me, I'm dead. That's life.
I was just gonna stay here!
Sheep all women is like breathing. They have zero percent health damage. Maybe I should go hard still this game
Now I'm too far behind for that
Oh my god, I can't do it.
I tried to pull two stacked wave with the Yield XP as well.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do anything, it's a little bit of a problem.
I'm just getting far, you know what I'm talking about.
GG.
How about we FF?
how are you doing king?
I'm going back to lane and I'm going to die, I love that.
Nope.
I hate this waiting.
I'm going to sit under my tower for the rest of the game, I'm not dying more.
Good luck team.
i'm gonna play safe under my tower
Good luck on those grabs guys, I need to play safe.
who
Oh
Should we called
I'll meet you bro.
I'll freeze for the rest of the game, good luck team.
You
Don't be toxic I have to I don't want to get banned
that has been destroyed.
I will win.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy is legendary.
God,
I hear the screams.
You're nothing!
I hate this witty game.
Your friend is gonna kill you.
I like it when you see me.
Enemy triple kill.
Do I feel
I have unpaid.
You can throw them, you can blow them.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy is on the stopper.
He's like breathing.
I step over the line here. I might die now.
I don't know if I can kill him.
Shut down.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Double kill.
And the enemy is a legendary.
Oh we still have nothing else on this round of worlds, this makes no sense.
Yes.
That's something that's missing.
Baby.
I'm back.
Oh, Bagger.
It was always you by room 5, Banger.
Can I get a playable game for once?
It's Kaintop lane.
It's good for Skaintop.
Udur.
That's so much fun, last time I played this.
Is Queen playable right now?
Yeah, sure, but I don't play her.
They removed him by Audix Souls, and that was kind of my playstyle, so...
I don't really enjoy it anymore.
Personally?
I know if there's too much AP here, it should be fine.
love balls what do you think of volley bear currently
volley bear I feel like he's fine is whatever
feel like I have my it goes in waves sometimes I really like it
it just depends on what mood I'm in whether I like the champion or not
it turned out to be King Drangle and the Saak top oh boy
these guys played duo by the way top jungle duo I might be getting camped we'll
I do not fight alone Minions has spawned
feels very weak level one I'm gonna eat what happened to a CK gang lose to G2
I really follow e-sports
and
I'm broke deforming
Oh boy, there's no way I'm killing that
It's not bad, but you're pushing into me
I got killed on this word
Brock, she's away
Brock, she's away, you jerk
An ally has been slain.
Glitter's claw was never my home.
I'm going to proc to him now, there's a little bit of scuff.
Hehehe, time to proxy!
There shouldn't be a cane here for a while, and even when he comes here I don't know
if he can do much.
I'm gonna save my own team just in case.
I thought equals can.
Weapon of force to reach.
I don't have some serious malnashes.
He turns on a fairly large block in the footprints of the demo.
The line has been seen.
It's not a single ball, but they scored!
Oh my god, it's prophecy forming again!
Holy Shield, sister! Guide myself through treacherous waters!
I don't know if this path is so...
May we never know life without your hope.
must be focused
It's impossible. Everytime I get a proxy he's here.
I just hope we have a 15, so I don't have to build this game for any longer.
of
Shut down.
An ally has been slain.
alright 30 more seconds then we can finally get out of here
Okay, let's hit on the tariff for the rest of the game, slowly lose it then.
All you have to do when you get a few deaths is just soft in for the rest of the game and
sit under tower, play passive, if you do that you can never get downed.
can you guys hear the helicopter?
What the fuck is that?
Have this fucking game, please! Like holy fuck!
so fucking dead
you're trash
I'm going to use my ulti to kill Racer Nexus.
Winter's fall must never stay in the middle of the night.
My life has been slain.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Oh well, now we have to take a Baron, we can't win, nope, we still play.
I'm taking mental reset beer be too sick
you
I'm going into these next few games with a positive mindset.
What are you eating?
They're called, I mean I know what they're called in, it's hard for you guys.
Peppa Caca.
I'm going into these next few games with a positive mindset, nothing, nothing is gonna tilt me.
There's nothing in the entire world is gonna tilt me for the rest of the day.
Magistri, I'm Magistri looking a little bit rough today.
the magic trick I closed it down
Krusovice, Tivlas Czechisk Lager. Hi, how are you?
Mr. Simon?
It goes to several scoads.
What?
How did he do it?
Thank you for letting me entertain you and enjoy the rest of the show, thank you.
Who has the fastest reaction speed?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh, it's me, the F1 driver.
You made that quick.
Is that a good reaction?
Oh!
I can't let him do my boy like that.
I'm stepping in. Let's do this.
If you beat me, I'll put a Mr. Beast logo on my helmet.
Done.
Two, three, four.
Oh my god!
Get a logo! We're done!
Look at his 8,000 comments and it's all gonna be just enough to do with the reaction speed.
This ain't even reaction time. This is time perception.
This is a reaction time. This is timing.
He's smart. He gets people to comment on his videos to get more interaction.
He's smart.
This is like the nice 80th time because I'm made the switch it is.
You need a new champ, twisted fat top is perfect for split pushing and you can do boars special with your R.
Twisted fate top lane, hell yeah.
I don't know if I would do so well on it though. I'm not good at brain champions.
Check your reaction speed Reaction time test
Watch this When the red box turns green, click as quickly
as you can No distractions
here we go boom 257 is that good where can you compare to other people I'm average you're
kidding
that's much better
much better
need ad champion, I guess I go ad sun into garen though
Let's keep going.
Ahhhh!
I'm happy with 166.
I'm happy with this one.
Oh, this is crazy!
Bro, I gotta be breaking some records right now.
158?
That must be the 1% of the 1%.
i could be a formula one driver
you don't even reach the pedals
Oh, it keeps going down this is crazy this is crazy
I'm going for two digits
Oh, that was hard
yeah average what like 140 ms it's pretty good we take those
do an IQ test
I think my IQ is not that high, but I'm like street smart, I mean I'm street smart.
bro why am i looking at the enemy team when i don't wanna play
They have a Nibbia, she fucks me, Gwen, she fucks me, Garen, he fucks me.
Like this is one of those games where I don't really feel like playing the game.
But, I'm a changed man, nothing will bring down my mood. I am positive mental attitude.
I'll play my best and I'll play to win, no matter what happens.
I love Viggen.
Not winning for you buddy. Yes Doran shield, yes but...
sound's health bar is fake
losing health on sound doesn't matter
but losing health versus sound matters, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna now slow push
I have established...
established push
I just have to loss it every creep
Let's TP to fuck him up.
You can either walk back to lane here and have the way push in to you
and that's a completely fine thing to do.
But you can also TP to lane and look to ruin his life.
I'm obviously getting ganked soon but they have no CC.
So I should be fine.
He's regaining so much health, fellow!
But how is he back to 70%?
He should be winning
He has to choose what he wants to do because he needs a reset because he doesn't have tp, go
on his spot side I think he is fine before me, that's something
I gotta wash out for it.
Well, there it is.
Gotta stop the dude.
He's in the nest up here.
I'm looking.
Get him, Echo!
Nice.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh no
No
Come on, I should not hit the tower there hitting the tower was a big mistake
Because I lose the plating but that's pretty good two for one
Garen has 20 CS. 20 CS on Garen. Not great for him.
He actually broke my W shield. It would be really good to trade if I got my W damage.
Still have a good spot here.
He's not easy now when I don't have ulti in the teamfight.
Maybe I'll take a death.
I
Just use hang on a second
Or fit
I do not believe
I wonder if I should proc Sinan
You're nothing!
I'll drop you below me!
Garen is so good at proxying as well. He launches the wave and he's big a fast.
Remember, he's like blue!
come come come get him get him
ok flash
I'm not to do the grubs I put in front of you
I don't know why I stayed to track poke instead of just going to the fight
I'm sorry to him, this was hint by me
ok, oh my deathling missed
Oh fuck.
No.
Uh oh, she dashed.
What are you doing? Never dash to kill a scion.
Don't dash to kill the scion. What are you, what are you doing?
silly Gwen
oh my fuck up turn that to
not punish me that badly now
nice
I can't. I have zero playdings in this game. It's kinda bad. Usually you won't playdings.
But I'm also up in CS, so I guess it's fine.
Bomb is up.
What a cull!
Aw.
I don't know
I'm not holding
I can't stop him from proxy farming, all I can do is proxy to proxy.
Now our drums will drown our past screams.
Shazamon's not here.
I could do one more wave and then be I'm gonna do one more wave then be because then
Then I get level 11, then I can gank another lane with level 11.
Trust me on this.
We're faced with the rhythm of the cocking and the shits.
If the Nibia walls I can go, if she still has it I can't.
Blood and Hades, the wild.
There's nothing here to do.
I need to be out.
Did you just use your wall?
oooohh
nice abuse sir
I don't care.
You're bigger, son of...
The quiet beats at me.
If I E he can Q and his Q removes low so I gotta wait for him to Q and then I gotta E yeah
Cause then I can kite him you know
I don't know how he's winning this trade
this is a you might be like oh worth that for him but this is actually quite a bad
that for you to do honestly for real because the only thing that matters
right now is a dragon. We got two dragons already at 15 minutes and the next one spawns.
So the dragon is gonna be like the main objective for us. Dying, top side loses you. He's gonna
lose now Pryo for top side before the dragon. So I can take this wave and then go and into
dragon before him. The only way for him to match my Pryo here, the only way for him to
match me on the dragon is to give 3-4 waves worth of gold you know and that's
you can't just do that
take when the ult traded the ults here and tell you we were running dragon here
garen has to be top I can run to break
I can also run top and match keep. Maybe that's better.
Oh, Garen was behind me.
Easy grid for me to keep my keep.
Finish and run! Finish and run! Finish and run!
Ah, I think I might have sold my team here a little bit.
I'm just gonna... I'm not gonna teach you guys a fine, right?
You're fine?
I'm coming down, I guarantee a bit of attack so they have not to stop me on bot.
Their temp is so cooked.
Their temp is giga cooked.
The garrn is here to defend bot, that's pretty well played
I'll disguise here
G-Ball
I'm not going to get him, at all.
I don't know how that works.
I don't even know how that works.
That's a guaranteed W ability makes me immortal.
W is genuinely stronger than kill ulti, he has a lot of kills
I
Just want to say that body of yours is absurd
I'm not ulting in, I can't ulte in, they have a nivia wall.
I ready to go with her all the time. Go play Zuz.
Stigger Shadgaran, we're not killing him.
We won't be able to drag him either. Fuck. And Cassie is dead.
I think I'm trolling right now.
Extra Dice too.
You can't really steal dragons these days, my... it's... 2-0-3, I don't have higher than
1400 smite on the dragon.
Dragon's up to tanky, so I'm going to try, I'm just going to play tempo.
I mean I'm getting really fed for what it's worth. I have like 11 CS in a minute, it's just rough to play.
and then you do the same thing to Gwen, pop one shot at, but you do it to full crit Garen,
he takes no damage
long close to having full build so maybe i can carry when i get it
It has to be a mistake from him.
She doesn't click W the entire fight long, and I don't have an R. She doesn't press W,
I- I don't have an UBP
It's just a giga counter
He's gonna turn and kill me
WOOOOOAAAHHHHH
Nice, nice, nice
They improved GG, but I have posted a mental, every game is winnable, even this one, kappa.
That was the run.
I think I'm in the wrong place.
Alright, we're out of this.
One step closer to the internet.
My calcium went bot thinking there's a wave. There's no wave.
I think we're dead, Echo.
you go away from me don't run this way run some other way you're gonna kill us
both
I will team 5 I can get out
where am I supposed to go where am I supposed to run
Giga Shad
Nice, got me tower, got Gwen
This is pretty good
I promise, yeah, I can't win.
The garrus doesn't have tick damage.
It's full damage garron, no damage taken.
Shumpkin makes no sense
I hate this waiting my dad this gig I don't know
So that please
Please
GG
I know
Drake is free
We have to look for pick on Lucian
He is so mean, yeah we see them, fuck them, fuck them
I'm getting a lot of damage from this.
You flip it
There are 4 infernal dragons with infernal soul bro, there is no such a pro, this might
be the strongest combination that I have in the game, when it comes to dragons, I mean
This is my farm now.
This is going to be just one shot everybody.
But 12% extra AP and AD, is that even much?
That's so little now.
Like why is this a placebo by the way?
low-key it's a placebo they're not even that strong
I hit! I hit! I hit!
I can't go over there.
Well I tried my best, too bad they had Garen, Garen player, can't beat Garen player, giga
shader.
Do you want the games of Garen?
Nope, not really.
I used to always play Queen into Garen, but I don't play Queen anymore so I don't know
Maybe you should go clad or something.
Why don't you play queen anymore?
They removed the boots, symbiotics.
And also because of the new season everybody has home guards to lane, like so far, everybody
runs so fast back to lane, because that's the change they decide to go for.
You have 700 movement speed back to lane for some reason.
And if everybody has 700 movement speed back to lane, that was kind of Quinn's thing,
Quinn, that was her, what she did well, you know.
they kinda removed her only identity
and you know me, I only play champions who has an identity
and if everybody is queen then no one is queen
so then I don't wanna play queen anymore
I like unique champions that have that you can look at a champion and be like there's no one like him or her
It's one of a kind.
Boz, why is everything about you grayscale?
Your Mickey Mouse voice, the original Mickey was black and white,
cyan is gray, your gameplay is gray.
Is gray your favorite color or just a coincidence?
I like the color gray.
What is the most unique champion in the game?
The champion that is not similar to any other champion, maybe Aphelios.
Oh, Yumi.
Yeah, you probably Yumi.
Is something coming, Yumi player?
Lowkey Sion is the most unique champion in the game.
Boussy, just saw the Yone Youtube video, it was great. Have a great stream my goat.
We love you
I'll play here on sign again.
if this game will ever come out
don't pick this shit again please
please no more garen
please i beg you no more garen
oh my god if you garen again
you're gonna be kidding me
shut up i don't know what beats this
i have no idea
How much money do I need to donate for you to play bar top?
I won't play bar top.
Play game of Uder.
Uder will be lit.
Uder's in swine though.
I like my chances here.
I have a lot of true damage, Ignite cheap shot.
He would not expect the damage.
Alright, something I do every game that I think is a mistake is I start to R and I
Gen is the best and the most unique champion in the game. It's not even close.
Gen is the most unique champion in the game.
Gen 4 Life, finger soft.
Classic. Classic Gen Main.
Gen Main always have this finger dirt. They think their champion is the coolest thing ever.
All Gen Mains play their champion for lore, and I cannot respect it.
oh my god the number four bro shut up you believe it the number four chills like
calm down genemades it's not that it's not that
I always go start R and it messes me up, I'm gonna start W this game, see how it feels.
Can I please save first waves?
My ulti has 40 seconds cooldown, level 1, I know it goes down and it goes down by quite a lot if you're out with the new stance, still.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't think so
Let's be
I reseted here and I'm already back to lane, he's reseting and he's back to base 3, 2, 1, like now.
This big of a difference is called tempo and it's a big difference because now I'm gonna get back to lane, waves are gonna be hitting.
I'm gonna lose 1 minion, he's gonna lose 3, maybe even the cannon as well. It's a huge difference.
You can get small advantages by proxy farming
Then you can get back to lane to reset and enemy will be late.
You are my goat.
That's what proxy farming is all about.
It's about getting tempo advantage.
If I double W, I always win the trade, I feel like.
If he doesn't want to play the game then so be it, I don't mind just taking plating and
proxy farming again.
This makes me happy, you know.
And if you do this, you can get a temple advantage on your opponent.
Now if he were to not recall, let's say he were to stay in lane, well then I get the
advantage of coming fresh off of base, 100% health with an item advantage.
So he's kind of forced to recall, but if he does this recall again, he will
lose minions.
around prime justice
so you should always prox them
an enemy has been slain
I'm gonna try to get my ult at the back.
maroon 5 son
oh he used w he's cool
flash on him i don't care he's not getting this cannon flashed in my cannon
big solo ballo
Why do you take ultimate hunter on Urdur?
Well I take ultimate hunter and axiom arcanist which increases full damage.
How Urdur works is your passive it empowers your abilities right?
is actually considered as an ultimate. So when I get ultimate hunter stacks it counts for
my passive cooldown. That's why when I get malignance it's also going to count for passive
cool down
same accent
passive e-consult amat
irid, irid garen
I'm going to drop another storm on him, but like this one did a little bit less damage or
am I tripping?
I kind of want to reset.
I'll do one more wave and be
Why should I reset when he's the one who's struggling
Fuck it, I'm trading one for one.
Come on minions!
Juiceless, juiceless minions.
Bro, if I bought my Lig'nance, oh my god I should have bought my Lig'nance instead, it would have worked.
I didn't think about that
Not bad
Pain brings focus.
if you want to sit under tower wallgame you can sit under tower wallgame while im
I'm going to TP to bot or something, I'm going to one-shot them, I just need my quest upgrade.
Where's my gank?
Oh my god.
I meant to EE, but it didn't go off, I don't know why.
You have to go mercs this game.
6 year anniversary box
This is stack dragons please.
Oh shit he died.
dead.
I misclicked your killing.
Oh, we played this one through really.
I did not truly know the failure until I got there.
Bye.
and I will rise
Hey, dude
WW angle. It always works well when you WW, but it can't fail.
of
the
Yeah break the shield bro break the shield bro
I forgot Kainknees ulti my ult.
Imagine buying a Lambo when the bollivore exists.
Well, good luck to him.
I
Really good bro
later bitch
Who else loves maroon 5?
Hey, I killed him.
I'll see you next time.
I'm banning Garen next game and I'm not playing versus champ can ever again
you know what they should do I think they used to have it in overwatch you
You could like pick a player that you would avoid, like you could literally, like a list,
you could do up to three people and you could never get with or against them in a game.
It's like you would avoid them for the rest of your life if they're on the list.
should be such a thing for League? Then I could avoid Matt, Garen, one trick. You
You wouldn't find games.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
We're hilarious, hilarious.
Hilarious.
Chat, do you remember what happened yesterday?
By the way, I don't know if you guys were here, it was a little bit of a late night stream.
I started my stream, um...
And I started 1v1-ing, I guess.
Volibear thanks bossy greetings from Buenos Aires 07. I
Sort of one me wanting a bunch of viewers, and I'm not kidding
Does it go in the in the match history?
It doesn't go in a match history you guys are so lucky your favorite maroon song for Mondays lately
Because I'm pretty sure I went like 30 and 0 versus you guys.
30 and 0 versus my viewers and you guys play me every day.
How does that work?
You fought our weakest players.
Oh, right, right.
You guys would not beat me in the one we won, no way.
No way. And you're crazy if you think that they would even be close.
I'm a rapper obviously I am a rapper I am I don't know why so many women are
laughing at that. I am a rapper. Did you got to run laser by a lawyer or what happened
to your hair? I am a freestyle rapper. He's a make-up rapper. Improvised them. And it's
quite good. I'm actually pretty good. How does that work out? Have you been getting
excited? Make some noise!
A bit of rumpy-pumpy. How's your father? Where you from? Guatemala! You wanna come
to bed with me CC but only if you're going to pee that's very strange yeah
it's not very nice they asked you to pee you were like no please ice coming
deep or this crazy little fiends I don't want to get
Don't evens love it.
I feel like I'm not even able to start a video before I get into a game.
Marvel almost didn't cast RDJ as Iron Man, what?
Oh Mr. Stark, you have been described by some as a Da Vinci for our time. What do you have to say about that?
Uh, Da Vinci, I'm ridiculous, I don't paint.
And what do you have to say about the fact that Stark weapons is responsible for millions of deaths since World War II?
Oh boy, let me guess. Berkeley? Miss?
Miss.
I can't watch more of this, I'm gonna get the DMCA, then it's a full movie, alright?
That's a new Avengers dubstep trailer coming out.
bro chills 8 months 17 days 8 hours 10 minutes and 53 seconds bro who else is excited
I'm going to thank you.
Yes, please thank you.
Where is the cool game from yesterday was ten times more fun than league?
Right? That's what I'm saying.
you actually make me sick bro Avengers is for pussies you are supposed to be swedish
like viking you should watch the dark knight etc not pussies super hero movie bro what
What do you think the Dark Knight is?
The Dark Knight is also a superhero movie.
That man is human.
Where's Iron Man?
It's the same guy again, I played with this guy three times in a row now.
But I know how he plays now, I figured him out.
It's going to be easy.
That shit trade, pretty good, pretty nice
I might get flashed up a little bit here.
I'm gonna invite him to do it if you want to flash double you can flash double you
I've performed a little bit better, it would be nice. I would have had cool. I can still get cool, I guess.
What feels worse, missing a cannon or having your shield broken on sign?
Nothing really, it's worse than missing a cannon. I was feeling in the world.
I'm dead here, wow, I'm good.
I think he has been slain.
Also, you're meant to let it you can win.
I'll drink from your skull.
He wins in the middle of a cannon wave, he just wins like that, okay?
Wow, that's a burst.
I knew he was gonna stay, so obviously he didn't kill him there, I didn't care I hit him
I'm playing this game so autopilot, so every game that I'm playing autopilot I'm not even
I'm thinking what I'm doing.
What am I?
trap
I hate this week
He's a good gang climber
the quiet
Why is every game so tilting today?
Is this on this account?
I don't get tilted on main account.
Main account, it's way more fun playing.
As soon as you go on this account, Hilo, you get Dorius, Dorius, Garen, Garen, Renekton,
what else have I played for this day?
I've only played these disgusting Bruiser champions every game.
They just, what do you even do for these champions?
Beat Q's in a row, Fuddler is still beating me
Fucking bruisers, champions
against range top. Yeah, way, way, way rather play with range top than bruisers
easily. It's not even close.
This guy is inting on cooldown by the way. Kill him again.
good job Elise
I have TP
I have Reset first
I should just 1v1 the Renekton I think
should be a hard winning
I mean not if we, not if we are so ulti, but if we are not ulti, it will be
Wake, I'm Darius! I do not bleed!
you are worlds, noxious suffers no cowards
enemy rampage
I should look needed
This guy off of me we can have one help I know if I can go I guess I can
oh this is so frustrating why am i even going here
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Formel is a bad item versus matchups.
It does never do formel.
You're trolling if you go formel.
There are some specific matchups.
If you really want to be weird, you can go bramble.
You should never upgrade to 4 in middle of the new trolling.
I believe in the Regishinin go brown, but this is not it.
You should never buy it.
I'm just passing recall.
She's not down, she will take first.
My amending is gonna get her dagger on.
I have been slain
This is more damage
Oh, they're brother vs brother.
I'm gonna kill you guys with this one.
An ally has been slain.
and I have to say
I hold on
I'll make sure I don't dive before dragon, I think I'm a little near.
fuck with the baron, why we doing baron, man?
And...
I'm telling you, we're gonna get the Baron, we're gonna lose Dragon, and it's gonna be so not worth it.
and
Do we have any baron boss now?
We do have baron, you can defend that.
I'm looking on base.
I think we got it.
I have to go to the other side of the map to see if I can get to the other side of the map.
enemy double kill and enemy has been slain
We might be cooked.
One more dragon and we lose soul.
I have Jinx, Nassus, Prugus Galen.
We're on Earth, baby.
I have a gigaflanck.
One wish and done.
Only coward spear dead.
I'll kill you
enemy killing spree
your inhibitor has been destroyed
Can I queue up one game without getting this disgusting guy on enemy?
one game without having Matt in enemy team?
team.
Do you think Sweden will qualify for the World Cup?
Now we're trash.
We don't have what it needs to...
Even if we compete.
Honestly, I don't even want us to qualify because we will just be embarrassing.
We're red side finally a game of red side today.
When you prefer red side because you get last pick, then you can see everything and you
counter toppling
my lucky strike this is my favorite maroon 5 song
Are you available for clash, April 18th? Clear your schedule.
Oh, I'm... I have something that day. Sorry.
Renekton enemy. Did I go Udur or Gragas?
I swear every time I play UDRA I have a blast.
I'm UDRA main from down.
I'm more summer CC.
It's gonna be kinda annoying to play versus.
Maybe I go mercs.
watch enemy, matt, im calling it
no its a giga stream sniper
fuck off, im in stream streamer stream viewer stream sniper elolo
GG, I lost that many games, huh?
I lost so many games on my new game, Zelo now.
Well, I'm gonna show you what happens when you queue into me.
The speed is at the heart of the framerate, and you know, I answer their call.
Okay, okay.
Welcome to Summer's Red.
Realistically, do I even need Merc Trads?
I can dodge Azure, I can dodge Seraphine, I can not dodge.
I probably need it.
Bart says we win level 1.
First blood.
It was Sanna who said for sure we don't.
She is getting in there
oh wait he can W my W breakheats oh boy
I'm going to storm this wave and make sure I can push it.
See the wave!
Proxy farming, best strategy in League of Legends.
What if I choose to freeze here then what I get deep advantage
No, I don't see any TP, or what, he already used it.
Oh, so sad that I'm farming with this dude.
I'm just gonna make sure I never W when he has empowered W off.
That's the only way I lose now, is for him to break my shield.
This is gonna have Storm ignite.
Storm of the Dive.
Should be green now.
Whoa!
Nice ooh!
What?
What is he, Slap Tipee?
Do I run on 8 rocks?
Never.
Hey Jerry! Hey Jerry! You know what's gonna be hilarious? Hey Jerry, what if I name
changed myself to someone to carry POV nice team? And then I... And then... And then...
This guy thinks he's... This guy is living his life right now. This guy is loving this.
I'm not gonna show any mercy
Bro, get away!
His topside camps are spawning.
Uduk can low key take camps by the way.
He's not everyday, like champions these days they can't take camps.
Is there so tanky? But you do knacky do it
Guys he do like QQ this
QQ one shot everywhere
Oh yeah
Wave camp, wave camp, wave camp
That's one of them
He's Giga strat
But they can still be here soon
I'm dead, help!
Dead, Keanu.
He's recalling right here.
You're flashed everything, you're serious!
That is disappointing.
There's a long theorem.
This guy will hit this for the wave.
Is that really what they play?
Yerk raid, what the fuck is a Yerk raid?
Nekted might come back with, uh, yeah, no will, so...
Ah, she's bullied again.
I'm losing.
How am I losing the trades?
Shit, man, this guy's is damaged.
I'm getting this wave and getting the fuck out.
Oh, oh, oh.
We have to kill here by the way.
Fuck.
I'm getting used to the advantage of these clips, they come higher than us well though
Rampage
Ah, I'm gonna procs here
And now that I proxied I have a timer and because Yana is roaming bot I can now see
this, they're all fighting bot and I can take over mid and catch farm that no one
would actually farm, but I can catch it, so you get like, uh, yeah.
I got to run back top fast because I did one more extra wave, hope I don't get assassinated
on the way back. Should be fine. Can we kill this guy?
Drake 4 there, I can finish my quest and get my TP.
Oh my gosh. Bye bye.
Oh
Nice damage
I can TP. Maybe TP bot or wave.
No key
the
If you hit a star, I'm ready to pump.
I'm gonna pump.
Oh
They all have murder treads
I think it's more dead than that.
I bought an APR for storm surge, there's no way storm surge is higher than here, there's
so much MR, I should just go rocket belt.
Why do I keep forgetting to buy rocketball on the shunt again?
It's BIS
Dasken dan
What is this game?
I
Kill kill kill
Die
I'm dead.
Ah, worth.
We get top tower, top herald.
Did he count the fingers up?
whoopsie I flashed while typing to bard
bro they are typing a ridiculous amount
They're driving whole feces in chat.
I'm rolling bot when he's TPing
He's getting dragon, he won't be right now
He gets a smurf rank, he's up
Can I renec them, TPing?
I'll just take the proxy one
Answer him, I'll kill you for sure
No, the cannon!
My favorite food is the beaning of the flesh of my enemies.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been able to secure us this one, I'm coming.
Oh boy!
wish he has to do it because Rektin is splitting
yeah yeah my bad here guys my bad I did a oopsie for a Kalimba
should be fine though
I
Gonna chase him
I think we'll catch him with all my flash.
Yeah.
Nice.
There we go.
Hey leave her alone asshole.
Die, burn, burn!
Oh my god.
I just had to solve the situation and tell him, hey, this is not cool, back off, alright?
I'm gonna go up here
I'm ready to send it here, like a dive apple, first, come on, kill that guy, or is flanking
or ending
I don't know if we can end this
this is gonna be crazy
we're gonna do the same thing
come top
I'm feeling a little bit rough on this one.
Yeah it's fine.
They could go baron.
I'm gonna be in Tipee.
I'm gonna go baron.
I'm gonna be a tipi
I'm on mission here
Gigaflank
Where I'm feeding, it's one or the other
I'm gigaflanking
I'm dead, I got the storm on
The storm did some damage
This Pong is bad.
Very good.
It's very nice. Nice.
Big.
This is the smallest Rai'Su ever.
Hey, did it to me? It's a genius.
This Ash Seraphine combo is so annoying, they are so high range and they kite me so well.
The Senna board is still going at it with the Shudder, just 1v1 at this point.
You're not going to solve anything typing to the Shudder anymore, you just have to 1v1.
I guess.
Play the bitch.
I'll do one more wave than I can.
You still looking at me?
Come on, Ed! Come on!
Who are you looking at?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I want to be, I have Rafa.
Double W gives me 500 plus 900, 1400 health shield.
Pretty good.
I have to fight here now.
I have to spam him, he has come up, I think he is dead.
I got the storm, I got the storm, I'm alive
I'm winning or losing, I don't even know
I can double double you here
Alright, this is pretty well.
That's my last item.
Maybe Shadow of Flame.
Go top inhibitor.
Let's take dragon, and then she'll be free win.
Does he say my passive cooldown is 20 seconds?
That can't be right, by the way.
I guess it doesn't account for...
Oh yeah, it doesn't account for ultimate haste.
It's actually 14 seconds.
come on way
G, G
stream sniper down, don't ever snipe me again
This is what I have done.
all you're doing in these fights is fake damage what useless champion who
who did for real one one
useless damage
silver silver vocabulary
saying useless damage is like saying oh
uh...
useless uh... dragon soul
it's like you're saying useless in front of something useful
It doesn't make any sense.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What?
Yeah, well, your barber is also filled.
Shut up.
big boy big boy aren't you your big boy
It's no longer more Monday yes it is yes it is
The day ends when you go to sleep
Everybody knows this
I
Wish we would chat
We should be able to stream full shows, that would be banger, and movies on Twitch, that would be fun.
I can play a game. Let's do connections.
I'm really good at this.
So you want to connect four words with each other.
They need to have some sort of, you know...
it push up braw sports braw
it's wireless braw thing
plunge braw
You are kidding me you're kidding me
You gotta know your bras guys you don't know your bras
Okay
Think, Baus, think.
Pinch, pinch crunch, that's like, same thing, pretty much.
Deficit Calphrase
One away I'm one off with this Let me try free ride
Which one is the odd one out though?
oooooohhhh short edge of something come on come on you're kidding me I can do this this
is the first time I'm actually gonna make it
We're on one of our plane versus I'll go ADS Ana I guess
No no no bring me back you're kidding okay I got it
all right
it should be
plank
plank cannon
crow's nest these are all pirate things
Jolly Rogers
Parts of a pirate ship. Oh
My god
And this is starting with baby animals come on you're kidding me
Yeah, they call me the Einstein of League for reason
It's at me
The game was a brand top, is that a real pick?
on your bones
Cannot even touch this guy
Should I do feedings already this game or am I gonna try and play a little bit more normal?
Because I could burn his flash, you know
His lowkey world
I'm gonna play normal no feeding this game
I'm actually reformed. I don't feed anymore.
out
down feeding next wave
Oh!
He's standing.
He's cheating.
Oh!
Big stop.
Okay, I'll trade flash for flash.
just here 2 boosts so fast
he's really good person for him you know
i'm gonna struggle actually getting on them
I just wanna push the wave and be...
I don't wanna make this...
If you just do 3 seconds die on next wave, then it's completely fine to do.
They are doing the kill on me, dawg.
These guys are doing everything in his power to get this freeze, dawg.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, oh my god, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, I think 10 minions, 10 minions lost.
Oh great.
where is the thrill of carnage
the guy is beating him now
Not that much.
Cooking.
Stop.
I think I have a damage, should be fine though, I'm dead, ow!
This man!
I'm not a good man.
So, I survived.
Champing's on the way
We shall not ulting the, we shall not ulting
He's pinging on the way, on the way
We're not ulting
He's pissing my pants over here man
screams
nice on the bottle
I love my land
He just made you believe in yourself that is the greatest back out
The best help you can get in life is someone who just believes in you.
I gotta be careful of gank here. Getting mortis all of this.
And she didn't take frogs, she's looking for shawar.
Maybe I'm fine.
I think this is cute, I think we're showing a lot more.
Wow, what is this damage?
He's gonna flash
If he doesn't flash I kill
I might die there
You've done better boys.
Okay, flashing is crazy by the way.
is so crazy, like I'm serious.
I will drake if that is okay for you, kid, rather.
Where is my shen asking enemy for dragon?
Dragon for permission for dragon
Flash advantage
oh boy oh boy bro what is this kinder's problem leave me alone
How many times are you gonna be top lane?
I can run the turret, where do you go, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead.
Get TP'd back here.
Slash.
Oh, he has Rylai, I'm gonna get perma-sload.
I literally can't move, by the way.
I'm dead, like, I can't move, I can't move.
This is so disgusting.
I need to save this.
It's a flash.
oh my god one second later i got him
he's dead
killer serious
you're so unserious by the way like how does that even make any sense
Nice.
Try not to get into a little challenge.
I'm falling behind now, I'm actually behind on the brand war.
That's crazy.
I can be on dragon, but very late.
Drakes all yours.
Oh, kill with the...
That's not the dragon, that's nice.
I don't know why I keep on burning on this guy to win.
Oh
Hi man
I think it has been seen.
Mother trinket to be shattered.
Human is like breathing.
Your thing in the storm.
Wow, both top laners have not grouped one, so we went to any other lane than top lane.
And we're already level 14.
It's kinda weird.
Level 14, and we haven't gone to another lane yet.
We're almost full level.
Yeah, it wasn't like this back in the day.
Back in the day you would get a level 10, and then you start grouping level 11.
It's like Brandy's bot now and he's like 14, I haven't even moved away from bot and I like, it's so weird.
I'm sending it.
Yeah, you have ulti and flash, I still take your tower and run, bye bye!
Where are you going?
What if I do a challenge?
Never leave top lane and win the game.
never go to any other lane. Cheers. Oh my god. I have thrifted this now. Bye bye.
Challenge, play as you usually do. Bro, what?
Bro, I have hella rotations, what do you mean? I go bot, I group mid.
I don't just randomly go top of all the time from the spawn.
I'm closing in on 16.
He's gonna W the bush, he's gonna see if there's no combat and he's gonna think he's
safe.
And now he's like, oh I'm good.
Where are you?
I was here the whole time, I was here the whole time!
Dodge death and you're dead.
Very nice.
If...
Versus skill shots champions, if they expect you to be there, just be here, but don't be there.
You know what I'm saying?
Because then when they throw their shot, they will think they're safe.
I think I'm roofing for this dragon.
We win the game if we get it.
Help!
Hard to win.
Don't leave top, I have to go back to the plane, is that it, is that the room?
the dragon
I can only go mid here.
I can only be full.
Come here, fly-off.
Oh, whoa, whoa!
go replay it i beg you to go and replay it game was over on drake what do you mean
John is on the gap.
This game is so piss.
My Shandys is the rage-fitting her.
I'm not going to be so scared.
Shandys ended up.
You act away with my trap cards!
what's the kinder we're gonna type? kinder? you gonna type anything? 3, 2, 1
xx the Sombra
what does that mean?
I'm not specialing in.
You're killing board.
Go, go, go.
Wee-dee.
Pretty sure I got like 90% of my kills in the passive this game.
Double Silly.
Double LP for playing top lane
Not complaining
Thank you
Memories by N5, oof, what a song, this hits you right in the feels.
If you ever, if you ever feel like, if you're in the feels, memories by N5 goes hard.
Let's do another one of those puzzles, that was so fun.
The strat is to not guess letters that you have.
The first three words need to always be unique letters.
It's like, might.
What about?
Funks.
Now, with process of elimination, you can figure out every word in the English vocabulary.
If you use 15 letters, you're guaranteed to be able to, with a process of elimination,
you can figure out every word of word on the fourth try.
This is...
It is.
Sooo.
Hello Boz, I think you will suetap twitch to plain because you remind me of Stuart little sneaky sneaky
It's s x x am
Spam!
It's esp, it's p. It's for sure sp. It's pa. Spaaa.
Spassum!
Baaaaaam!
So it's S, Smaaap.
Some...what? How are these even words?
Swamp. Got it. Got it.
shit I did not shit how could I shit I did not shit you serious
Let's do chess, chess speedrun, play, play online, one minute bullet, log in what you mean.
Oh, here we go.
What is the place of past? Oh yes, bullet chess.
Uh...
Hey, balls house, the cracker fan contest application deadline passed.
Check.
Hey, I blundered.
I gotta pick gg
I'm just a cinch, I have a rally in soul jungle, you are kidding me
You are kidding
I'm not dodging
okay time for a comeback what happened there why why do you have a real
jungle again? With no dodge?
Oh, Chills is an Aurelion's only one trick. He might actually be playing serious.
Chills.
But is this the Aurelion's only who flame the shit, leaving shit out of me? Or is that the other guy?
But there's like two more reliance on one trick
I think I'm warding enemy below, I'm doing everything I can, so Rally and Soul doesn't
get screwed over.
Good look at that ward.
Beautiful.
Why did you go to proxy spots?
Surely we're not proxying after one wave
Yeah, I'm not chasing that, enjoy it.
Why is this range creep gonna ruin my loss hitting?
I would like do something, I can't. I gotta let the wave crash into me. I do not have the mana
to proxy myself early game with draggas.
now with level 4 i can kinda take the wave up
gives me a little bit of tempo
I can't take the next wave, can I?
I can try.
I think this is going to be one of those angles where I don't really clear the full wave,
I made it slow for sure.
My lane big.
Why are my friends calling Bronsion?
Oh, yeah.
Oops.
Time to roll out the barrel.
It's a flash on me, middle of the six.
What's going on, Seedish?
Where are you going?
You don't want to fight?
You don't want to fight
I don't have mana now, I get mana now, give me help!
Oh my god!
Guys, calm down, calm down, come on, what are we doing, what are we doing now?
I'm the man, in fact you are kidding me!
Oh my god he went through vision as well.
Oh my god.
That's rough. That's a bad death. That's a bad death right there.
He has mergers now.
I don't know.
How unlucky am I with my recalls this game?
Unlucky it's 0.1 seconds every time with my recalls what is happening?
Say free call yeah, and what waste 20 seconds no, thanks. I'm just being fucking unlucky
Get to sleep.
My life has been saved.
I'll be our team coming!
I can't even use this Q.
You are so influential and have set many trends that have uplifted society if you could create
a new buzzword what would it be
How can they be top? I don't get it. I can't play the game. Like I'm getting pushed by
tier 2 and I'm getting ganked. This doesn't make any sense. How does any of this make
any sense?
FF this game please FF
it is not winning
I'm gonna give you a kidding bro, for sure.
You can be so useful this game.
I'm going to have more there.
You are the king that has destroyed the planet.
Get some.
The ally has been slain.
I dodged the vision.
I
I don't think I've ever had coconut water before.
I did no damage in X's.
They're not gonna clear any of these wards.
Let's get this boy started.
Oh yeah!
He just...
...sounds like things.
I need 600 LP, not bad.
I need 200 more for challenger.
I say carry POV
Disagant challenger yeah, it was but then they shave be messed with the gains
So challenger was
1400 and now it's 1800 so the people that didn't span they lost their challenger
that's why when I play I get more LP I get plus 24 and then maybe minus 17 or
something because I'm actually in a lower elo than I'm supposed to be in my
MMR is higher than my actual rank so even if I were to go 50% winrate I
I was still climbing.
So then spam, when they changed LP gains.
1.15 in a lower elo than supposed to be
No, the MMR is still high, but the rank is lower.
So I play with better players than my rank shows.
Does that make sense?
Rank is a concept, it's fake, believe it or not.
Your rank is actually fake.
The only thing that matters is your MMR. Your MMR will determine how much LP you gain, how much LP you lose, what players you play with, and what players you play against.
Your rank is just cosmetic.
Holy look at how much cc we have in our team
I got fired I think.
I'll let's see if I can get aatrox so I can go something else.
Goat.
What's good in Tetox?
Why stands for violence?
Wow, I was thinking of picking Quinn there.
I was thinking quick switch to Quinn might have been it, but I opted against it.
I wouldn't even know what to build on Quinn these days, I guess Critality.
Buy stands for Viagra.
I can't see the target.
Welcome to Summoner's Red.
Sometimes you gotta make a full one in a million
Malaki strike!
Wooo!
But this is such a banger man, this is my favorite MooMoo5 song
Should I give you a little ward early game MooMoo just for you?
I'll give you a ward. I don't want to get she's ganked either
Ah, in stop side
It's buffing bot, that's good
If you hit a wall, it is hard.
I'm pushing cannon and diving him, you already know.
Ow, sorry.
Oh boy, I have to send it, I have to.
recalled wow I should recall too then
oh please go all the way to stop my base please I'm not even in the bush
not even in the bush
I'm doing this my way.
one more one more one more one more
I don't reach him.
I'm gonna have to give cannon.
It hit him when I hit 5 and it's still 4, that's when it goes.
My gank is this.
come on move move move
oh he lives oh there is so unfortunate for the atrox there is so unfortunate oh my
Oh my god, oh my god, oh no, I'm so unlucky, I will be so tilted
Oh, nice, saved!
Mental saved
and just like that giga tilted the entire game I've been playing league for eight hours
straight and I've been tilted for eight hours in a row and just like that
I'll let my hands do the talking.
Can't really ult him, he wins over Lena
Or a mumma
I'm doing my way.
Wow
I'm dead
Here I come to serve the day.
I'm not blind
I don't know why I'm getting buy into fucking 8rocks, she's unplayable.
What do you even pick into aatrox though?
If you can not a bruiser, I don't play bruiser, so it's cooked.
Only it's counter-snare.
I'm going to use my ult to kill the enemy.
Nice, literally one of them.
We're gonna give it all up
Kled is hard counter
Kled loses hard to eight rocks by the way
Our best champion is eight rocks is Jax for sure
Come pick jerks this game.
Kled destroys 8 rocks.
We won an 8-rocks lead match at a Z and here it happens, to the Clad.
here I come to save the day
I don't want to see the Zemmys.
it's alright
Your turret has been destroyed.
Let's get crass.
Sometimes, you gotta make the door open.
If you hit a wall, stay calm.
Come on, let's AWP.
the
and now it has been slain
I'm getting hungry, I think there's a little skin.
Alright guys, I'm off now, off to make some food, thanks for watching the stream guys!