{"segments": [{"start": 30.0, "end": 58.480000000000004, "text": " Hello, hello, hello, hello, what's up guys, what's up, what's up?"}, {"start": 58.480000000000004, "end": 73.36, "text": " We wish a happy birthday to Leonie, um, happy birthday Leonie, hope you're having a good"}, {"start": 73.36, "end": 74.36, "text": " day so far."}, {"start": 74.36, "end": 85.88000000000001, "text": " Uncle Alfie thing we're sunbo-summon, good to see you as always."}, {"start": 85.88000000000001, "end": 86.88000000000001, "text": " I am back."}, {"start": 86.88000000000001, "end": 88.12, "text": " How's everybody doing?"}, {"start": 88.48, "end": 103.48, "text": " subbuzz with illar, we have at the moment 1000 LP, Masta, Masta, 1K LP"}, {"start": 118.48, "end": 128.0, "text": " Really important, what is this?"}, {"start": 128.0, "end": 130.0, "text": " Oh I saw this."}, {"start": 130.0, "end": 132.56, "text": " Apex tier ranked reset."}, {"start": 132.56, "end": 133.56, "text": " Hohoho!"}, {"start": 133.56, "end": 138.08, "text": " Hey everyone, we are monitoring the situation at the top of the ranked ladder since the"}, {"start": 138.08, "end": 139.08, "text": " reset in January."}, {"start": 139.08, "end": 153.08, "text": " We decided to a hard ranked reset for Apex players will have their visible rank and the"}, {"start": 153.08, "end": 159.96, "text": " more reset to Serial P. That's the first ever in history of League of Legends this happens."}, {"start": 159.96, "end": 169.18, "text": " is an ever first world. Everyone will have their rank and have a more reset to 0 LP"}, {"start": 169.18, "end": 185.70000000000002, "text": " musta. This is exciting. Well, since the ladder is getting reset anyways, I don't"}, {"start": 185.70000000000002, "end": 194.74, "text": " really I don't really need to win these next games if you think about it I mean"}, {"start": 194.74, "end": 201.9, "text": " now if any time now it's a good time to troll if you think about it"}, {"start": 209.22000000000003, "end": 214.46, "text": " I would never I would never troll in a ranked summoner's rift that's against"}, {"start": 214.46, "end": 224.46, "text": " the summoner's code. That is not cool and not fun at all."}, {"start": 224.46, "end": 239.12, "text": " Malphite Creed"}, {"start": 239.12, "end": 250.22, "text": " Cansai, bento, finger sub, appreciate it!"}, {"start": 250.22, "end": 251.22, "text": " Malphite Creed!"}, {"start": 251.22, "end": 263.54, "text": " 07 face rush, he is going to remove, replaced by storm surge, let's see how that plays"}, {"start": 311.22, "end": 319.38000000000005, "text": " What am I playing shot we need ad top laner"}, {"start": 319.38, "end": 327.71999999999997, "text": " Wife violence."}, {"start": 327.71999999999997, "end": 339.08, "text": " Hey balls."}, {"start": 339.08, "end": 342.36, "text": " Malfight has top 5 attack speed scaling."}, {"start": 342.36, "end": 344.06, "text": " Try lethal tempo."}, {"start": 344.06, "end": 349.66, "text": " You can legit auto-help people to death."}, {"start": 349.66, "end": 350.86, "text": " Give it to Twitch chat to..."}, {"start": 350.86, "end": 353.38, "text": " Hello, Messi. I wish you a good stream."}, {"start": 353.38, "end": 357.26, "text": " Let Twitch chat suggest your most dogshit strat ever."}, {"start": 357.26, "end": 359.78000000000003, "text": " They always find it."}, {"start": 359.78000000000003, "end": 361.06, "text": " Little tempo."}, {"start": 361.06, "end": 364.06, "text": " Attack speed, well fight, mouse."}, {"start": 364.06, "end": 365.86, "text": " Man, that sounds great."}, {"start": 365.86, "end": 370.38, "text": " I will for sure try that."}, {"start": 370.38, "end": 372.98, "text": " Oh my god, the enemy is doing it right now."}, {"start": 372.98, "end": 374.98, "text": " You are kidding me."}, {"start": 374.98, "end": 375.98, "text": " Full heart."}, {"start": 402.98, "end": 405.52000000000004, "text": " How can this guy speak malphite like this, like..."}, {"start": 406.42, "end": 408.18, "text": " Did he know he's against Vi or what?"}, {"start": 432.98, "end": 448.74, "text": " I have aftershock lee and dc support."}, {"start": 448.74, "end": 450.74, "text": " We are remaking this. We are remaking."}, {"start": 478.74, "end": 490.86, "text": " bomb plating blocked both Comet and score steer good value"}, {"start": 490.86, "end": 506.38, "text": " Oh, he reconnected, I didn't realize."}, {"start": 506.38, "end": 509.54, "text": " Oh, he didn't desid, he reconnected."}, {"start": 509.54, "end": 511.54, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 511.54, "end": 531.98, "text": " Then we're winning."}, {"start": 531.98, "end": 533.98, "text": " Loki wanna dive."}, {"start": 546.98, "end": 548.98, "text": " Do I dive him here? 100-0."}, {"start": 548.98, "end": 550.98, "text": " Well, like 60-0."}, {"start": 552.98, "end": 554.98, "text": " Start off."}, {"start": 554.98, "end": 556.98, "text": " Reset aggro."}, {"start": 556.98, "end": 558.98, "text": " And now we go round 2."}, {"start": 561.98, "end": 563.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 572.46, "end": 574.46, "text": " Were clapped"}, {"start": 576.26, "end": 578.26, "text": " You're kidding"}, {"start": 591.98, "end": 596.98, "text": " My cat is going crazy."}, {"start": 602.98, "end": 606.98, "text": " Did Malphite even flash?"}, {"start": 606.98, "end": 610.98, "text": " I don't think he flashed."}, {"start": 610.98, "end": 613.98, "text": " Oh yeah, Jane was."}, {"start": 613.98, "end": 616.98, "text": " Lane over."}, {"start": 621.98, "end": 647.98, "text": " I guess that's back is"}, {"start": 647.98, "end": 666.58, "text": " I let my hand through the talking."}, {"start": 666.58, "end": 676.58, "text": " What a time to proc, see."}, {"start": 676.58, "end": 688.58, "text": " oh my god i'm going 0-20"}, {"start": 706.58, "end": 708.58, "text": " Let's get crackin'"}, {"start": 708.58, "end": 738.4200000000001, "text": " I don't know how this map has 26 CS."}, {"start": 738.42, "end": 747.26, "text": " as a tank player I guess. Tank players are the worst players in the game. Except mages,"}, {"start": 747.26, "end": 761.86, "text": " mage players. ADC players also shit. And bruiser players. Honestly everyone is kinda"}, {"start": 761.86, "end": 772.86, "text": " shit. Only good players are people that procs the farm."}, {"start": 772.86, "end": 787.86, "text": " It's winnig by the way. I got you."}, {"start": 787.86, "end": 791.54, "text": " Back off dude! Leave her alone asshole!"}, {"start": 796.9, "end": 798.9, "text": " Hey, tell me if this guy bothers you again."}, {"start": 817.86, "end": 846.86, "text": " I don't need a plan."}, {"start": 846.86, "end": 847.76, "text": " Proxy!"}, {"start": 848.46, "end": 849.96, "text": " Time to go proxy for you!"}, {"start": 862.0600000000001, "end": 862.66, "text": " Hang on!"}, {"start": 863.36, "end": 865.16, "text": " I'm so out, I'm so out!"}, {"start": 865.46, "end": 866.76, "text": " You are so mad!"}, {"start": 866.76, "end": 868.0600000000001, "text": " You're so pissed off!"}, {"start": 876.86, "end": 886.88, "text": " bro this battlepad is a freak by the way how is he playing the game what is he"}, {"start": 886.88, "end": 889.38, "text": " doing"}, {"start": 892.1800000000001, "end": 897.58, "text": " this guy is working on that five-stress a minute chase strategy"}, {"start": 897.58, "end": 900.58, "text": " Get him! Get him! Get him!"}, {"start": 900.58, "end": 904.58, "text": " Bro, you are so shit. You don't even stop my base."}, {"start": 918.58, "end": 921.58, "text": " I mean, just look at his name. You know he's gonna be a shit player."}, {"start": 927.58, "end": 953.58, "text": " Okay, now I just let my proxy again."}, {"start": 953.58, "end": 966.58, "text": " I have no mana."}, {"start": 966.58, "end": 971.58, "text": " Oh my god, nocturn is coming."}, {"start": 971.58, "end": 973.58, "text": " I don't think I can do this."}, {"start": 973.58, "end": 976.58, "text": " Ah, fuck it."}, {"start": 976.58, "end": 979.58, "text": " I'm risking that nocturn is on dragon."}, {"start": 979.58, "end": 981.58, "text": " Spam"}, {"start": 1005.38, "end": 1007.38, "text": " Or am I"}, {"start": 1007.38, "end": 1012.38, "text": " No way, no way, no way."}, {"start": 1012.38, "end": 1019.38, "text": " Bro, this gameplay is so shit man, this guy actually doesn't care about CS."}, {"start": 1019.38, "end": 1025.38, "text": " Like this is genuinely mind-boggling for me how this guy plays the game."}, {"start": 1037.38, "end": 1039.38, "text": " enemy has been slain"}, {"start": 1042.24, "end": 1043.5800000000002, "text": " mad because lost slain"}, {"start": 1043.5800000000002, "end": 1044.94, "text": " i did not lose this slain"}, {"start": 1044.94, "end": 1046.5400000000002, "text": " how am i losing the lane"}, {"start": 1046.5400000000002, "end": 1049.42, "text": " excuse me i'm 30 cs up on him"}, {"start": 1049.42, "end": 1050.6200000000001, "text": " and i did a mid gank"}, {"start": 1050.6200000000001, "end": 1051.6200000000001, "text": " i'm viewing this"}, {"start": 1052.5, "end": 1054.14, "text": " and i tanked an octane ulti"}, {"start": 1054.14, "end": 1056.22, "text": " so wait how am i losing the lane actually"}, {"start": 1056.22, "end": 1057.0600000000002, "text": " this is just"}, {"start": 1057.0600000000002, "end": 1059.8600000000001, "text": " this is weak rage bait from shatter"}, {"start": 1059.8600000000001, "end": 1060.8600000000001, "text": " weak rage bait"}, {"start": 1060.8600000000001, "end": 1084.6200000000001, "text": " Calls the prior throughout the entire day of the game."}, {"start": 1084.6200000000001, "end": 1086.6200000000001, "text": " I'm gonna gank mid again."}, {"start": 1099.6200000000001, "end": 1101.6200000000001, "text": " The Rice is ganking bot so..."}, {"start": 1103.6200000000001, "end": 1105.6200000000001, "text": " Will be awkward."}, {"start": 1108.6200000000001, "end": 1111.6200000000001, "text": " Take one more wave than B with Cull."}, {"start": 1114.6200000000001, "end": 1116.6200000000001, "text": " has been slain"}, {"start": 1128.1000000000001, "end": 1130.6000000000001, "text": " Hmm, maybe I can gank mid, I don't know if we have damage"}, {"start": 1131.98, "end": 1135.0600000000002, "text": " Rise players always go full tank, I think they're so good at the game"}, {"start": 1144.6200000000001, "end": 1153.6200000000001, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 1153.6200000000001, "end": 1160.6200000000001, "text": " Aw, shit."}, {"start": 1160.6200000000001, "end": 1162.6200000000001, "text": " Ah, I'm making over."}, {"start": 1162.6200000000001, "end": 1170.6200000000001, "text": " I didn't make it over."}, {"start": 1170.6200000000001, "end": 1199.6200000000001, "text": " Nice, the wave is pushing into the male fight."}, {"start": 1199.6200000000001, "end": 1204.3000000000002, "text": " up a bossy because where I had this guy's getting rewarded for being shipped"}, {"start": 1204.3000000000002, "end": 1207.1000000000001, "text": " at the game nice"}, {"start": 1229.6200000000001, "end": 1241.6200000000001, "text": " get him get him get him"}, {"start": 1241.6200000000001, "end": 1257.94, "text": " free target rules and all the less we have four target rules against vile into lizzandrult"}, {"start": 1257.94, "end": 1259.94, "text": " internalishood, interliuletamon"}, {"start": 1259.94, "end": 1261.94, "text": " there's no counterplay"}, {"start": 1287.94, "end": 1297.94, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 1297.94, "end": 1307.94, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this."}, {"start": 1307.94, "end": 1312.94, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 1312.94, "end": 1317.94, "text": " Oh, bill fight."}, {"start": 1317.94, "end": 1321.94, "text": " Nice fucking game, bro."}, {"start": 1321.94, "end": 1326.94, "text": " Nice fucking game, bro."}, {"start": 1337.94, "end": 1359.42, "text": " Yeah man, fuck your force here and you're going to lose the game."}, {"start": 1359.42, "end": 1362.8600000000001, "text": " I just want the LP for you, plus 20 LP for me"}, {"start": 1384.14, "end": 1387.1000000000001, "text": " Woooo, you're missing a cannon wave!"}, {"start": 1387.1000000000001, "end": 1388.1000000000001, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 1389.42, "end": 1396.42, "text": " Look at how this guy is playing man!"}, {"start": 1414.9, "end": 1418.1000000000001, "text": " I'm afraid this manface is going to group on the dragon fight and press R and be"}, {"start": 1418.1000000000001, "end": 1425.1000000000001, "text": " I kill the ball and then just carry the game."}, {"start": 1435.3000000000002, "end": 1442.3000000000002, "text": " He's taking no damage by the way."}, {"start": 1448.1000000000001, "end": 1464.9800000000002, "text": " I knew he was going to happen as well, I knew he was coming."}, {"start": 1464.9800000000002, "end": 1472.5800000000002, "text": " Leave it to a fucking alpha player to give you a fucking scourge kill, like it's so"}, {"start": 1472.58, "end": 1474.58, "text": " difficult. These players are soo shit."}, {"start": 1502.58, "end": 1513.08, "text": " You're losing to it, I'm not losing to it."}, {"start": 1513.08, "end": 1518.46, "text": " Losing to it would mean that I'm getting minus 20 LP after the game."}, {"start": 1518.46, "end": 1529.58, "text": " Am I going minus 20 LP this game shot?"}, {"start": 1529.58, "end": 1532.9199999999998, "text": " How come when you say you need to go and stop streaming?"}, {"start": 1532.9199999999998, "end": 1537.6799999999998, "text": " Isabelle also needs to go and stop streaming at the same time."}, {"start": 1537.6799999999998, "end": 1540.1799999999998, "text": " To 2FRFR."}, {"start": 1540.1799999999998, "end": 1542.1799999999998, "text": " Oh you are such a freak."}, {"start": 1550.6799999999998, "end": 1552.6799999999998, "text": " I'm not an ult that ain't dead."}, {"start": 1553.58, "end": 1554.58, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 1589.58, "end": 1591.58, "text": " Why are you laughing at me?"}, {"start": 1595.08, "end": 1596.08, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 1619.58, "end": 1626.58, "text": " I'm gonna get ganked here, I should be fine though."}, {"start": 1626.58, "end": 1628.58, "text": " I just want to TP."}, {"start": 1628.58, "end": 1635.58, "text": " I'm just gonna TP across the map, you always find something with vine."}, {"start": 1635.58, "end": 1640.58, "text": " There's over something or someone here."}, {"start": 1649.58, "end": 1656.58, "text": " Now the Zander can push, hit plating, got his flash."}, {"start": 1656.58, "end": 1661.58, "text": " I can keep playing this."}, {"start": 1661.58, "end": 1665.58, "text": " He's ready."}, {"start": 1665.58, "end": 1670.58, "text": " I'm gonna become."}, {"start": 1670.58, "end": 1677.58, "text": " Here's a big boy nullified."}, {"start": 1677.58, "end": 1706.6999999999998, "text": " Why is his Malphite's health bar not moving, like this is so stupid."}, {"start": 1706.7, "end": 1708.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1726.54, "end": 1730.42, "text": " See dying good job team"}, {"start": 1736.7, "end": 1752.42, "text": " If you hit a wall, hit it hard."}, {"start": 1752.42, "end": 1756.38, "text": " The CDR effect, why is passive?"}, {"start": 1756.38, "end": 1758.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1758.9, "end": 1764.78, "text": " You can reduce why passive by hitting your W proc."}, {"start": 1764.78, "end": 1786.58, "text": " I think I'm just going top pair they're giving for sure"}, {"start": 1816.58, "end": 1832.58, "text": " It seems very sketchy, it's not like I'm here, I will try and kill smolder."}, {"start": 1846.58, "end": 1847.58, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 1847.58, "end": 1864.78, "text": " Now we're talking!"}, {"start": 1864.78, "end": 1865.78, "text": " Really getting back on it?"}, {"start": 1865.78, "end": 1867.78, "text": " We don't have an ADC damage"}, {"start": 1879.3, "end": 1881.3, "text": " Oh he dead guys"}, {"start": 1895.78, "end": 1911.58, "text": " I'm doing this my way your child Matthew is doing insanely well this game by the way"}, {"start": 1925.78, "end": 1933.8, "text": " They have a ward there."}, {"start": 1933.8, "end": 1936.72, "text": " Classic fail-light ward though."}, {"start": 1936.72, "end": 1952.68, "text": " Yeah, look nocturne, maybe we're going."}, {"start": 1952.68, "end": 1961.78, "text": " There should be a knock here."}, {"start": 1961.78, "end": 1962.78, "text": " Come back here!"}, {"start": 1962.78, "end": 1963.78, "text": " Boom boom boom!"}, {"start": 1963.78, "end": 1965.78, "text": " Oh, my phone!"}, {"start": 1965.78, "end": 1967.78, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 1989.46, "end": 1991.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1993.78, "end": 2003.46, "text": " oh yeah yeah you're gonna make it go psych"}, {"start": 2006.66, "end": 2010.66, "text": " that's a bgd"}, {"start": 2011.62, "end": 2018.82, "text": " wow so 1v1 this guy"}, {"start": 2023.78, "end": 2025.78, "text": " I think I'm gonna destroy that current."}, {"start": 2026.46, "end": 2027.46, "text": " Shut down."}, {"start": 2034.3, "end": 2035.8, "text": " I don't want to play with you."}, {"start": 2036.92, "end": 2038.92, "text": " I don't get why I'm running out of the flame."}, {"start": 2053.78, "end": 2073.38, "text": " So what's up guys how you doing today welcome to the stream hope everybody having a splendid"}, {"start": 2073.38, "end": 2089.86, "text": " day so far. What do you think about the ladder reset? I'm very excited for it. It's the"}, {"start": 2089.86, "end": 2094.2200000000003, "text": " first time in history of League of Legends, anything like this ever happens. Every time"}, {"start": 2094.2200000000003, "end": 2101.62, "text": " it's a ladder reset, you keep the MMR. So at the start of the season, you all go to"}, {"start": 2101.62, "end": 2106.2999999999997, "text": " like platinum rank, but you keep your challenger MMR if you're a challenger."}, {"start": 2106.2999999999997, "end": 2112.62, "text": " Now they're resetting your MMR as well back to Master and Zero LP."}, {"start": 2112.62, "end": 2122.98, "text": " So basically, if you're low musta right now, you're like 200, 300, 400, 500 LP musta."}, {"start": 2122.98, "end": 2127.8599999999997, "text": " If you queue up when the ladder resets, you're going to have some hard games because"}, {"start": 2127.86, "end": 2133.46, "text": " you're gonna be playing this like in the same games that you did before it's just"}, {"start": 2133.46, "end": 2136.78, "text": " gonna be thrown in a bunch of challengers and grandmasters in those games"}, {"start": 2136.78, "end": 2143.02, "text": " that is probably gonna fuck your shit over you know so it would be very"}, {"start": 2143.02, "end": 2148.58, "text": " interesting to see I think the first the first those the probably first two"}, {"start": 2148.58, "end": 2155.1, "text": " three four weeks of those ranked will be the most frustrating for everybody"}, {"start": 2155.1, "end": 2162.7799999999997, "text": " like I can already see you know fucking aggrin, raider, nadinat I can see these"}, {"start": 2162.7799999999997, "end": 2166.98, "text": " guys queue up and then they get Jerry they get fucking Jerry in their team"}, {"start": 2166.98, "end": 2174.98, "text": " who's like 100 LP musta and it's just Jerry's like I just got home from a"}, {"start": 2174.98, "end": 2182.2599999999998, "text": " nine to five aggrin is like invading him constantly he's gonna be incredibly"}, {"start": 2182.26, "end": 2187.6200000000003, "text": " I'm balance matchmaking for a while because the difference between a hundred LP master and a"}, {"start": 2188.5, "end": 2193.82, "text": " 3000 LP challenge is incredible skill difference, and they're all gonna go back to the same rank"}, {"start": 2197.34, "end": 2201.26, "text": " So it's gonna be incredibly fun to see actually I'm actually very excited"}, {"start": 2201.26, "end": 2215.5, "text": " When is this? I believe it's in one week."}, {"start": 2215.5, "end": 2227.0600000000004, "text": " Elo has no value now, so fun picks. I mean in a way the ladder is going to reset anyways,"}, {"start": 2227.06, "end": 2236.22, "text": " So in a way, the ranked actually doesn't matter if you think about it."}, {"start": 2236.2200000000003, "end": 2253.6600000000003, "text": " Like I should genuinely be allowed to troll."}, {"start": 2253.66, "end": 2255.66, "text": " Briar?"}, {"start": 2255.66, "end": 2257.66, "text": " Love her April Briar?"}, {"start": 2283.66, "end": 2309.14, "text": " I could also go Ramus, chat think about it."}, {"start": 2309.14, "end": 2337.62, "text": " I go tanks on, change my mind."}, {"start": 2337.62, "end": 2340.62, "text": " re-nected, oh boy."}, {"start": 2354.62, "end": 2358.62, "text": " Veg bro, you just want me to troll and go 0-20."}, {"start": 2361.62, "end": 2363.62, "text": " That's all you want."}, {"start": 2367.62, "end": 2378.54, "text": " You will be 0-20 anyways."}, {"start": 2378.54, "end": 2381.4, "text": " I can guarantee you that I won't be 0-20."}, {"start": 2381.4, "end": 2403.2400000000002, "text": " We're 20-0, honestly."}, {"start": 2403.2400000000002, "end": 2406.2400000000002, "text": " he's gonna lack so much damage I'm going hard still for sure"}, {"start": 2414.2400000000002, "end": 2417.2400000000002, "text": " Diego has the skill, is this the $500 skill?"}, {"start": 2418.2400000000002, "end": 2420.2400000000002, "text": " Rack 250 whatever it's cost"}, {"start": 2421.2400000000002, "end": 2423.2400000000002, "text": " Moly Moly it's cool"}, {"start": 2433.2400000000002, "end": 2435.2400000000002, "text": " It's at me"}, {"start": 2438.48, "end": 2444.0800000000004, "text": " You should flame your bid laner so I told me was an Mbps in my team. He's on streamer mode"}, {"start": 2445.2400000000002, "end": 2447.2400000000002, "text": " She explained the shit out of him"}, {"start": 2449.5200000000004, "end": 2451.5200000000004, "text": " If he ends me I will"}, {"start": 2452.92, "end": 2455.8, "text": " It doesn't matter if you're my friend or not if you play a"}, {"start": 2457.32, "end": 2459.32, "text": " Intimidation acceptable"}, {"start": 2463.2400000000002, "end": 2473.2400000000002, "text": " I got fast wafers, fuck."}, {"start": 2473.2400000000002, "end": 2476.5600000000004, "text": " Why did the wafers go fast?"}, {"start": 2476.5600000000004, "end": 2483.5600000000004, "text": " I need to crash this wave now."}, {"start": 2543.56, "end": 2553.56, "text": " Oh my god. Renekton got solo killed early with ignite. Oh my god."}, {"start": 2573.56, "end": 2580.32, "text": " Yearly first blood."}, {"start": 2580.32, "end": 2591.32, "text": " I get first blood more than once a year."}, {"start": 2591.32, "end": 2608.76, "text": " Yes, now we'll see this."}, {"start": 2608.76, "end": 2618.76, "text": " I should freeze this."}, {"start": 2618.76, "end": 2628.76, "text": " Ah, that's a lot of damage."}, {"start": 2628.76, "end": 2657.1000000000004, "text": " I messed up, I had a kill there probably, bro, fucking, my fucking brothers are doing"}, {"start": 2657.1, "end": 2664.46, "text": " is every day now he calls everybody on the messenger he just calls everybody"}, {"start": 2665.2599999999998, "end": 2672.22, "text": " when in reality you should only call my fucking parents he just calls the whole family and like"}, {"start": 2672.2200000000003, "end": 2675.9, "text": " FaceTime with the kid"}, {"start": 2684.5800000000004, "end": 2688.7400000000002, "text": " Fuckin bro, I'm at work right now. I'm at work"}, {"start": 2748.7400000000002, "end": 2750.7400000000002, "text": " I don't want to let him"}, {"start": 2755.5800000000004, "end": 2760.82, "text": " So if he tries to get this cannon in proxy, which even there's a chance he might even try for this he's just that"}, {"start": 2763.5800000000004, "end": 2770.3, "text": " Okay, look like he beat will be fully reset now, but we will both amulti so he should beat me"}, {"start": 2770.3, "end": 2796.3, "text": " Well, I can use Ghost away to kite it."}, {"start": 2796.3, "end": 2801.78, "text": " the ghost to get out you can't you cannot fight rektonar it does wait much"}, {"start": 2801.78, "end": 2807.02, "text": " damage it 2026 you can't do it it's not possible so insta is get out of it and"}, {"start": 2807.02, "end": 2812.34, "text": " don't even try interact with him even if he looks good it's a long day"}, {"start": 2812.34, "end": 2834.34, "text": " 5 to 3 is built into a monidus stat, he can't be by the way, he'll be very weird if he does."}, {"start": 2864.34, "end": 2866.34, "text": " I should try and fight"}, {"start": 2870.26, "end": 2872.26, "text": " It's like kind of winning"}, {"start": 2880.78, "end": 2883.1800000000003, "text": " It's only a vehicle can go get him go get him"}, {"start": 2890.38, "end": 2892.52, "text": " Thank you very nice"}, {"start": 2894.34, "end": 2902.34, "text": " Oh shit, hey manna."}, {"start": 2902.34, "end": 2919.34, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2919.34, "end": 2922.34, "text": " Perfect reset."}, {"start": 2922.34, "end": 2925.42, "text": " Good job Sion, you are so cool dude!"}, {"start": 2927.42, "end": 2929.42, "text": " Well thank you, thank you!"}, {"start": 2930.58, "end": 2931.38, "text": " You too!"}, {"start": 2932.1000000000004, "end": 2933.1000000000004, "text": " See you Dutch out!"}, {"start": 2933.1, "end": 2959.1, "text": " I can't get out of this."}, {"start": 2959.1, "end": 2966.1, "text": " Okay, I should be out."}, {"start": 2989.1, "end": 2991.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3019.1, "end": 3048.1, "text": " Hello? Hello? Bro you are kidding me. My full fucking PC crashes. Is it working now?"}, {"start": 3048.1, "end": 3055.2999999999997, "text": " no this is not working at all I can't hear anything hello you guys can hear I"}, {"start": 3055.2999999999997, "end": 3062.3399999999997, "text": " can't though 30 years of falls oh my god it is so frustrating when this happens"}, {"start": 3062.3399999999997, "end": 3071.58, "text": " like it is the worst nice this I didn't die this is win 15 minutes"}, {"start": 3071.58, "end": 3079.1, "text": " Get a new PC. Yeah, I'm about to get a new PC. Like holy fuck."}, {"start": 3079.1, "end": 3095.62, "text": " I can't even hear any audio now. This is just great."}, {"start": 3095.62, "end": 3097.9, "text": " And half lagging as well. Nice. Good PC."}, {"start": 3131.58, "end": 3143.88, "text": " that audio is completely unplayable. Show FPS. What button do you press to push"}, {"start": 3143.88, "end": 3169.08, "text": " show it. What combination? Control F."}, {"start": 3169.08, "end": 3171.68, "text": " You guys can hear it, yeah? You guys can hear all of you."}, {"start": 3172.2999999999997, "end": 3177.04, "text": " I'm probably gonna have to restart the fucking PC after the game again, by the way."}, {"start": 3177.36, "end": 3178.48, "text": " Just a heads up."}, {"start": 3187.96, "end": 3190.06, "text": " Turn on the headphones, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 3190.06, "end": 3192.46, "text": " Ah, here we go again with the tech experts in..."}, {"start": 3192.46, "end": 3193.36, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 3193.36, "end": 3197.48, "text": " Get all the tech experts in here to explain me what's wrong with my PC."}, {"start": 3197.48, "end": 3201.7400000000002, "text": " Bro, I've had this problem before. You don't think I turned on the headphones?"}, {"start": 3201.7400000000002, "end": 3205.6, "text": " Like, you think I'm sitting here with my headphones turned off?"}, {"start": 3205.6, "end": 3207.6, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 3217.1, "end": 3219.1, "text": " Has destroyed"}, {"start": 3235.6, "end": 3249.68, "text": " I think we're ending from here."}, {"start": 3249.68, "end": 3251.68, "text": " Kind of."}, {"start": 3251.6800000000003, "end": 3252.6800000000003, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 3252.6800000000003, "end": 3254.6800000000003, "text": " That was easy."}, {"start": 3254.6800000000003, "end": 3257.6800000000003, "text": " Of course not."}, {"start": 3257.6800000000003, "end": 3258.6800000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3258.6800000000003, "end": 3261.6800000000003, "text": " Shatt can I actually kill him?"}, {"start": 3261.6800000000003, "end": 3263.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, you can."}, {"start": 3263.6800000000003, "end": 3265.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him and then..."}, {"start": 3265.6800000000003, "end": 3268.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him and then..."}, {"start": 3268.6800000000003, "end": 3271.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him."}, {"start": 3271.6800000000003, "end": 3273.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him."}, {"start": 3273.6800000000003, "end": 3275.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him."}, {"start": 3275.6800000000003, "end": 3277.6800000000003, "text": " I'll kill him."}, {"start": 3277.6800000000003, "end": 3286.6800000000003, "text": " All right, Chad can I actually fix the audio issue or do I have to restart PC because that's how I fixed it last time?"}, {"start": 3299.6800000000003, "end": 3302.6800000000003, "text": " There's no audio issues, it is for me, I can't hear it."}, {"start": 3307.6800000000003, "end": 3313.26, "text": " Don't plug the headphones and plug them back in."}, {"start": 3313.26, "end": 3317.6800000000003, "text": " Bro, like this never works for anything."}, {"start": 3317.6800000000003, "end": 3324.6800000000003, "text": " I'm going to try and..."}, {"start": 3337.6800000000003, "end": 3351.5600000000004, "text": " Yeah, I don't really know how to fix it."}, {"start": 3351.56, "end": 3375.44, "text": " You can reset the audio board in system settings."}, {"start": 3375.44, "end": 3380.44, "text": " I really love to do that."}, {"start": 3380.44, "end": 3383.58, "text": " This will take forever. I'm just gonna restart the pc brb in two minutes"}]}