{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " Hello hello"}, {"start": 15.44, "end": 17.84, "text": " Restoring the PC always works"}, {"start": 26.04, "end": 29.400000000000002, "text": " I mean Chad does settle sit like that literally settles it"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.6, "text": " I'm not a tech guy, so I'm not gonna fucking deal with this shit."}, {"start": 33.1, "end": 36.5, "text": " And I told my dad I was like my PC crashed the other day"}, {"start": 36.7, "end": 40.7, "text": " and then we were talking about maybe we should buy a new PC and I said like oh it's gonna be fine, like"}, {"start": 40.8, "end": 44.8, "text": " if it crashes again I'll do it and now it crashed again, so I'm gonna buy a new PC."}, {"start": 45.4, "end": 46.5, "text": " Like fuck this shit."}, {"start": 46.6, "end": 47.900000000000006, "text": " Why do PCs..."}, {"start": 48.2, "end": 52.400000000000006, "text": " Why do PCs crash? Like why can't they make a PC that actually works for once?"}, {"start": 52.4, "end": 62.86, "text": " like I bought this bad boy for like 6k by the way it's still crashing it doesn't make"}, {"start": 62.86, "end": 70.36, "text": " any sense"}, {"start": 70.36, "end": 78.66, "text": " it makes no sense how the shit is crashing"}, {"start": 78.66, "end": 85.3, "text": " probably not taking care of it but taking care of it is it a child do I need to feed it"}, {"start": 96.66, "end": 104.17999999999999, "text": " bro I have my phone low key 6k Swedish is like 20 used low key I'm here with"}, {"start": 104.18, "end": 123.18, "text": " Shout out to phone people, people with phones, I've had my phone here, had it for like 4 years, I've gone into water, I've accidentally tossed it on the ground, it's taken damage, it still works."}, {"start": 123.18, "end": 129.18, "text": " I use shortage on the night, it works for the entire day, never crashes, never any issues."}, {"start": 129.18, "end": 133.18, "text": " PCs. PC's are just can't seem to work. I don't get it."}, {"start": 136.18, "end": 141.18, "text": " I think they make PCs bad on purpose. You buy more, and you buy new ones."}, {"start": 146.18, "end": 149.18, "text": " Do you update your NVIDIA driver? I don't even know what that is."}, {"start": 159.18, "end": 177.82, "text": " Did I ever once have to download a driver or update a hardware on my phone, no?"}, {"start": 177.82, "end": 178.82, "text": " Never once."}, {"start": 178.82, "end": 182.82, "text": " Bro, that shit, if someone calls me, I pick it up."}, {"start": 182.82, "end": 186.02, "text": " If I need to do something, I click a button."}, {"start": 186.02, "end": 193.8, "text": " As soon as he comes to PC's, well, go download this and make sure you get the RAM and you know,"}, {"start": 194.8, "end": 198.24, "text": " the shit pisses me off, man, why can't I make it simple?"}, {"start": 210.46, "end": 215.46, "text": " How often do you clean the PC, did you change the thermal paste in the last year?"}, {"start": 215.46, "end": 220.06, "text": " I'm pro what are you even talking about what you mean"}, {"start": 245.46, "end": 262.46000000000004, "text": " Alright, if my PC crashes one more time, I'm losing it, I'm getting a new one."}, {"start": 292.46, "end": 313.88, "text": " We have so much front line with scarner and ulti list I can pick whatever I want, watch"}, {"start": 313.88, "end": 340.15999999999997, "text": " try playshot. There's no bad options. A ringer is banned. Queen. We'll bring it way back."}, {"start": 343.88, "end": 347.88, "text": " We're taking it way back."}, {"start": 351.88, "end": 353.88, "text": " This one's been a while."}, {"start": 373.88, "end": 379.88, "text": " Counter pick yourself?"}, {"start": 379.88, "end": 383.48, "text": " This is not a self counter pick."}, {"start": 383.48, "end": 390.48, "text": " Quinn is great in the channel."}, {"start": 403.88, "end": 410.08, "text": " The boots are of course gone."}, {"start": 410.08, "end": 417.71999999999997, "text": " You know the tech these days is boots, okay?"}, {"start": 417.71999999999997, "end": 420.56, "text": " That's the queen tech in 2026."}, {"start": 420.56, "end": 424.76, "text": " The of course the imbiotic souls were great, they were insane, they were really good."}, {"start": 424.76, "end": 427.0, "text": " What you do nowadays, you get boots."}, {"start": 427.0, "end": 429.4, "text": " You don't upgrade them into anything."}, {"start": 429.4, "end": 432.48, "text": " Any upgrade on boots is a bait for queen."}, {"start": 432.48, "end": 436.18, "text": " you wanna just go for items"}, {"start": 436.18, "end": 439.32, "text": " you stick with the grey boots"}, {"start": 439.32, "end": 442.32, "text": " berserkers are all never good on any champion"}, {"start": 453.76, "end": 456.74, "text": " oh he's been so long since i played queen actually"}, {"start": 456.74, "end": 459.42, "text": " practice it a little bit for the lsc"}, {"start": 459.42, "end": 461.42, "text": " And not that much honestly"}, {"start": 465.18, "end": 469.64000000000004, "text": " We did not like the queen pick when I when I practice it in screams"}, {"start": 470.64000000000004, "end": 478.06, "text": " Like I was actually I was cooking by the way, bro. You pick me Quinn. I was popping off not even kidding"}, {"start": 478.06, "end": 480.06, "text": " I was solo killing LEC top laners"}, {"start": 480.38, "end": 482.06, "text": " but"}, {"start": 482.06, "end": 485.98, "text": " Yeah, we didn't really like it. He doesn't have much teamplay the champion"}, {"start": 489.42, "end": 496.42, "text": " Ganda, you're either 1v9 or 9v1 you know."}, {"start": 496.42, "end": 499.42, "text": " Very unreliable."}, {"start": 510.42, "end": 513.4200000000001, "text": " Edee."}, {"start": 513.4200000000001, "end": 517.4200000000001, "text": " As long as you Edee in this matchup, you'll never take any damage."}, {"start": 517.42, "end": 521.9799999999999, "text": " you can never get on you super free"}, {"start": 541.42, "end": 546.38, "text": " actually kind of misplayed but it also ended up in my favor in the end I got"}, {"start": 546.38, "end": 555.18, "text": " Both of his songs he got only my flash and he missed CS."}, {"start": 555.18, "end": 562.3, "text": " This is a breed of Shen players that are very common in the Shen community."}, {"start": 562.3, "end": 568.74, "text": " They're called the 2 CS a minute Shen players."}, {"start": 568.74, "end": 572.24, "text": " This guy will end the game with 3 CS in a minute and he will just press R on his teammates."}, {"start": 579.94, "end": 580.94, "text": " That's pretty sad."}, {"start": 598.74, "end": 614.84, "text": " I'm gonna slow push this and then crash the next wave, when you play ranged top you usually"}, {"start": 614.84, "end": 622.64, "text": " don't have wave clear like queen so you have to actually prepare your crashes, you can't"}, {"start": 622.64, "end": 635.64, "text": " just push any wave. So here now I can hard crash because I built up a massive wave."}, {"start": 635.64, "end": 648.04, "text": " Good, there we go. And then when it crashes you can always take a reset. In 2026 if"}, {"start": 648.04, "end": 655.04, "text": " to crash away we should reset"}, {"start": 661.02, "end": 665.74, "text": " because every time you crash the way it will always come back into you"}, {"start": 665.74, "end": 672.42, "text": " like this is not even wave state, this is a wave state that will eventually get back to me"}, {"start": 672.42, "end": 674.38, "text": " so if I'm fresh off of a base"}, {"start": 674.38, "end": 683.38, "text": " Now he's the one who was in my position, he's the one who needs to crash the wave, so because I took a reset I'm fully health, I can make his life hard to crash."}, {"start": 683.38, "end": 685.38, "text": " That's your job now."}, {"start": 685.38, "end": 692.38, "text": " he's right to E, E to E"}, {"start": 715.38, "end": 717.38, "text": " Yes Ward"}, {"start": 732.74, "end": 735.62, "text": " Scram a little lane gank"}, {"start": 738.5, "end": 740.5, "text": " Shen ulting, good luck"}, {"start": 745.38, "end": 754.9, "text": " I should have actually let it push into me, I can obviously crash this but I think he"}, {"start": 754.9, "end": 760.38, "text": " will come back and take most of it."}, {"start": 760.38, "end": 768.82, "text": " Well, whatever, get another crash and when you crash you reset."}, {"start": 768.82, "end": 782.0600000000001, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna raise the term."}, {"start": 782.0600000000001, "end": 794.5400000000001, "text": " Good trade."}, {"start": 794.54, "end": 799.3399999999999, "text": " be careful when you initiate with queen with your e versus shambi like shan because if you"}, {"start": 799.3399999999999, "end": 803.26, "text": " e him start of it then he can e and you have no way of healing you know"}, {"start": 813.5, "end": 816.14, "text": " you guys want to crash on base with so much gold"}, {"start": 824.54, "end": 842.18, "text": " I saw they played Queen in LSE the other day."}, {"start": 842.18, "end": 843.5, "text": " I think they lost."}, {"start": 843.5, "end": 844.5, "text": " You know why they lost."}, {"start": 844.5, "end": 846.6999999999999, "text": " They didn't follow the bows and build."}, {"start": 846.6999999999999, "end": 853.14, "text": " Always follow bows and build, electrocute, full sorcery tree."}, {"start": 853.14, "end": 855.14, "text": " Crotality Queen any good."}, {"start": 855.14, "end": 858.5, "text": " And exactly Crotality. Always Crotality Queen."}, {"start": 858.5, "end": 861.22, "text": " That guy went like Static or something."}, {"start": 861.22, "end": 864.1, "text": " That's a fake item. You never want to build that."}, {"start": 864.1, "end": 885.66, "text": " Static is one of those items that is kind of like eclipse, where it feels good to buy"}, {"start": 885.66, "end": 891.38, "text": " it, first item, but it doesn't scale with other items."}, {"start": 891.38, "end": 896.98, "text": " So the math behind Cretality is that if you get a Yomuus, you only have a Yomuus and your"}, {"start": 896.98, "end": 899.58, "text": " damage doesn't improve that much."}, {"start": 899.58, "end": 905.06, "text": " But lethality scales with lethality, so the more you get, the more value the first one"}, {"start": 905.06, "end": 906.06, "text": " has."}, {"start": 906.06, "end": 912.46, "text": " So Cretality build, like I said, it will only work with itself, but lethality items"}, {"start": 912.46, "end": 913.46, "text": " works with each other."}, {"start": 913.46, "end": 918.94, "text": " That's why lethality can be offered to buy first item, but then it will always"}, {"start": 918.94, "end": 923.94, "text": " always outskill any other build in the game. That's why it's good."}, {"start": 930.94, "end": 934.94, "text": " You don't get it for the first item to spike. You get it to one shot everybody late game."}, {"start": 942.94, "end": 943.94, "text": " Okay, he's dead now."}, {"start": 946.94, "end": 947.94, "text": " Slash."}, {"start": 948.94, "end": 951.62, "text": " And he uses passive shield if I want to kill"}, {"start": 958.1800000000001, "end": 960.6600000000001, "text": " Still got him baby still got it"}, {"start": 978.94, "end": 988.46, "text": " Go Profane, always rush Profane, he gives you wave clear, he leaves you wave clear."}, {"start": 988.46, "end": 997.4200000000001, "text": " On every champion."}, {"start": 997.4200000000001, "end": 1001.34, "text": " What he's saying makes no sense, but no one probably understood Einstein's theory of"}, {"start": 1001.34, "end": 1008.34, "text": " relative relativity at first"}, {"start": 1015.9, "end": 1022.9, "text": " I hear you"}, {"start": 1022.9, "end": 1032.98, "text": " Always make sure to be ready"}, {"start": 1032.98, "end": 1038.1, "text": " Oh, you got me but you didn't get me"}, {"start": 1038.1, "end": 1039.1, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 1039.1, "end": 1051.42, "text": " Gonna burn my pokem"}, {"start": 1051.42, "end": 1054.42, "text": " I can't lose my entire lead if I get ganked, so..."}, {"start": 1059.42, "end": 1063.42, "text": " So, Diego being topside, I'm gonna go into his jungle and press W."}, {"start": 1071.42, "end": 1072.42, "text": " Oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 1072.42, "end": 1075.42, "text": " I don't wanna get sandwiched, so I'm just gonna run..."}, {"start": 1075.42, "end": 1077.42, "text": " around back lane."}, {"start": 1077.42, "end": 1087.76, "text": " playing a champion like Quinn dying is a lot more detrimental than if I was playing another"}, {"start": 1087.76, "end": 1094.76, "text": " champion. Like Sion or even Gragas."}, {"start": 1111.76, "end": 1113.76, "text": " We should dive here."}, {"start": 1117.76, "end": 1127.76, "text": " Nope. Easy."}, {"start": 1127.76, "end": 1140.76, "text": " I don't like this. My skarner feels himself though."}, {"start": 1140.76, "end": 1156.52, "text": " I mean, if you're feeling it, I'm feeling it."}, {"start": 1156.52, "end": 1157.52, "text": " Where's the Diego?"}, {"start": 1157.52, "end": 1158.52, "text": " Where's the Diego?"}, {"start": 1188.52, "end": 1196.2, "text": " With the ranged characters you don't want to buy the classic opportunity Yomus because they're nerfed on ranged characters"}, {"start": 1196.2, "end": 1198.2, "text": " You either want to go hubris or"}, {"start": 1199.56, "end": 1202.16, "text": " For edge I can actually go hubris here"}, {"start": 1204.16, "end": 1206.16, "text": " You see you want to get those two and"}, {"start": 1207.04, "end": 1210.86, "text": " Those two different items in the criticality obviously"}, {"start": 1210.8600000000001, "end": 1220.4, "text": " there is a mixture, getting there specifically nerfed items for range is completely his"}, {"start": 1220.4, "end": 1221.4, "text": " value."}, {"start": 1221.4, "end": 1242.4, "text": " I feel like I'm going to be so ahead now that we can really lane."}, {"start": 1242.4, "end": 1247.4, "text": " Hopefully he stays."}, {"start": 1247.4, "end": 1249.4, "text": " enough"}, {"start": 1260.4, "end": 1262.4, "text": " brofanny's nerf range? yeah I'm aware"}, {"start": 1263.4, "end": 1266.4, "text": " but it's also lead up I guess"}, {"start": 1271.4, "end": 1273.4, "text": " I think I win this"}, {"start": 1277.4, "end": 1284.4, "text": " I'm not gonna flash."}, {"start": 1284.4, "end": 1293.4, "text": " I'm gonna cast you, he's here."}, {"start": 1293.4, "end": 1306.24, "text": " Holy fuck, the enemy is so fed actually."}, {"start": 1306.24, "end": 1318.44, "text": " lose this. There's a fat wave top, but there's also shut-downs on bot. I think this is the"}, {"start": 1318.44, "end": 1330.1200000000001, "text": " fat wave now. I don't think I'm getting any kills here. This is the end. Where is this"}, {"start": 1330.1200000000001, "end": 1337.1200000000001, "text": " This might be a kill you know."}, {"start": 1337.1200000000001, "end": 1344.1200000000001, "text": " Get him, get him!"}, {"start": 1344.1200000000001, "end": 1351.1200000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1351.1200000000001, "end": 1365.3600000000001, "text": " Big will come here, like win one with one, for sure."}, {"start": 1365.3600000000001, "end": 1369.3200000000002, "text": " Where you going?"}, {"start": 1369.3200000000002, "end": 1370.3200000000002, "text": " Where you going?"}, {"start": 1370.3200000000002, "end": 1371.3200000000002, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 1371.3200000000002, "end": 1372.3200000000002, "text": " You think you win?"}, {"start": 1372.3200000000002, "end": 1373.3200000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 1373.3200000000002, "end": 1374.3200000000002, "text": " Kraken?"}, {"start": 1374.3200000000002, "end": 1375.3200000000002, "text": " Kraken PD?"}, {"start": 1375.32, "end": 1376.6, "text": " Ho ho ho!"}, {"start": 1376.6, "end": 1379.1599999999999, "text": " What is that? Crackin' PD?"}, {"start": 1379.96, "end": 1382.6, "text": " That is just a build diff. That is just a build diff right there."}, {"start": 1384.72, "end": 1387.6, "text": " Attack speed vs. Critality. Like what are we talking about here?"}, {"start": 1392.3999999999999, "end": 1393.3999999999999, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 1395.48, "end": 1397.56, "text": " Am I dead? Why is he chasing me?"}, {"start": 1397.56, "end": 1398.8, "text": " He has flash he doesn't he?"}, {"start": 1401.6799999999998, "end": 1403.52, "text": " I don't have mana for my fucking E."}, {"start": 1403.52, "end": 1405.52, "text": " Oh he doesn't have flash. Oh I'm alive."}, {"start": 1408.7, "end": 1409.7, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 1420.4, "end": 1421.9, "text": " Chance worked mid."}, {"start": 1422.56, "end": 1427.2, "text": " It's the 5 CS a minute chance I was talking about and there's such a common species."}, {"start": 1427.52, "end": 1429.02, "text": " These 5 CS a minute chance."}, {"start": 1429.18, "end": 1431.7, "text": " They're so common and they always win the game."}, {"start": 1431.7, "end": 1434.7, "text": " These players they don't lose."}, {"start": 1436.7, "end": 1440.7, "text": " The season will end in 6-7 days. Are you gonna get Francois?"}, {"start": 1441.7, "end": 1442.7, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 1461.7, "end": 1463.7, "text": " Yeah I'm scared walking here"}, {"start": 1466.18, "end": 1468.18, "text": " I'm gonna move all the way around"}, {"start": 1472.66, "end": 1477.54, "text": " I rather push out Shen and then make a play then make a play because then Shen can just follow with R"}, {"start": 1481.7, "end": 1487.22, "text": " I don't have ward though for fale light so it was very easy to die here"}, {"start": 1521.7, "end": 1528.7, "text": " down down down"}, {"start": 1528.7, "end": 1533.7, "text": " the fucking drift"}, {"start": 1533.7, "end": 1540.7, "text": " all right nice"}, {"start": 1540.7, "end": 1568.7, "text": " Cretality enabled, killer mode activated."}, {"start": 1568.7, "end": 1575.7, "text": " And then we just fucking R some and then I go one, it's kind of annoying actually, maybe I go and push him out first."}, {"start": 1589.7, "end": 1591.7, "text": " Nope, EDI."}, {"start": 1591.7, "end": 1597.06, "text": " You don't win this buddy anymore, no way."}, {"start": 1597.06, "end": 1598.6200000000001, "text": " He still doesn't have an item!"}, {"start": 1598.6200000000001, "end": 1602.54, "text": " I'm three items, he has no item!"}, {"start": 1602.54, "end": 1610.7, "text": " Oh my god, these species of Shen man, I'm telling you these species."}, {"start": 1610.7, "end": 1618.22, "text": " They lock in Shen, they sit two CS a minute, they have zero items at 20 minutes, GG"}, {"start": 1618.22, "end": 1619.3400000000001, "text": " they win the game."}, {"start": 1619.3400000000001, "end": 1620.3400000000001, "text": " Every time!"}, {"start": 1620.3400000000001, "end": 1621.3400000000001, "text": " Every time!"}, {"start": 1621.3400000000001, "end": 1622.14, "text": " Everytime!"}, {"start": 1622.94, "end": 1624.94, "text": " I don't know how I don't know how this even happens!"}, {"start": 1628.0600000000002, "end": 1630.46, "text": " They're gonna go Baron if I show bot like this, so..."}, {"start": 1631.2600000000002, "end": 1634.14, "text": " So unplayable, they're still going Baron, we can't even have it."}, {"start": 1640.5400000000002, "end": 1641.66, "text": " Me one shot."}, {"start": 1648.8600000000001, "end": 1650.6200000000001, "text": " She's blind, she can see me I'm fine."}, {"start": 1651.3400000000001, "end": 1658.3400000000001, "text": " We got it now."}, {"start": 1658.3400000000001, "end": 1665.3400000000001, "text": " Can I load that?"}, {"start": 1665.3400000000001, "end": 1666.3400000000001, "text": " Losing."}, {"start": 1666.3400000000001, "end": 1671.3400000000001, "text": " Everybody flash."}, {"start": 1671.3400000000001, "end": 1677.3400000000001, "text": " Elise is also taking kills."}, {"start": 1677.3400000000001, "end": 1679.8200000000002, "text": " You make me feel less than three"}, {"start": 1688.5800000000002, "end": 1695.0200000000002, "text": " My case is kind of one-in-nine. Oh my bad one-in-nine, sorry"}, {"start": 1707.3400000000001, "end": 1712.8200000000002, "text": " Hello, Bors, how is the day going so far?"}, {"start": 1712.8200000000002, "end": 1714.5400000000002, "text": " Wasn't Quinn dead?"}, {"start": 1714.5400000000002, "end": 1720.5400000000002, "text": " Yeah, Quinn is a lot worse this season without the boots, of course."}, {"start": 1720.5400000000002, "end": 1723.5400000000002, "text": " What the fuck is that, Pesh?"}, {"start": 1723.5400000000002, "end": 1725.5400000000002, "text": " Get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 1725.5400000000002, "end": 1735.2200000000003, "text": " I mean, if you feel like you're going to die, you're going to have to go to"}, {"start": 1735.22, "end": 1742.22, "text": " I mean if you're feeling it, I'm done."}, {"start": 1742.22, "end": 1745.22, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1745.22, "end": 1748.22, "text": " EDI."}, {"start": 1748.22, "end": 1754.22, "text": " I'm gonna die anyways."}, {"start": 1754.22, "end": 1756.22, "text": " Literally 5 top by the way."}, {"start": 1756.22, "end": 1757.22, "text": " Literally 5 top."}, {"start": 1757.22, "end": 1758.22, "text": " Push everything."}, {"start": 1758.22, "end": 1760.22, "text": " That's plading spot, that's plading smith."}, {"start": 1760.22, "end": 1763.22, "text": " This is worth it."}, {"start": 1763.22, "end": 1765.22, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 1773.22, "end": 1775.48, "text": " Enemy just did a negative baron baron power play"}, {"start": 1780.3, "end": 1784.56, "text": " The problem with a queen is that you're forced to get a TP on your quest right?"}, {"start": 1784.56, "end": 1787.6200000000001, "text": " Like you don't take TP on the queen because you're so fast"}, {"start": 1787.66, "end": 1790.06, "text": " But even when you finish it you get a TP"}, {"start": 1790.06, "end": 1792.06, "text": " But how am I supposed to use this TP?"}, {"start": 1792.06, "end": 1797.06, "text": " If I literally used my TP here it wouldn't even buy me extra time"}, {"start": 1797.06, "end": 1800.06, "text": " Like TP literally doesn't give you extra time on friend"}, {"start": 1801.06, "end": 1802.06, "text": " This is the same time"}, {"start": 1803.06, "end": 1804.06, "text": " I'm gonna look here though"}, {"start": 1805.06, "end": 1807.06, "text": " This buys me a little bit of time"}, {"start": 1809.06, "end": 1810.06, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 1811.06, "end": 1812.06, "text": " There's people around"}, {"start": 1814.06, "end": 1815.06, "text": " Kill this guy"}, {"start": 1816.06, "end": 1817.06, "text": " I got a shield"}, {"start": 1817.06, "end": 1822.06, "text": " He dies as well if he's good."}, {"start": 1822.06, "end": 1825.06, "text": " He is so cooked."}, {"start": 1825.06, "end": 1829.06, "text": " Ah Shen did the outplay. He actually popped off there."}, {"start": 1829.06, "end": 1834.06, "text": " So what Shen did there is he actually hovered over the bram, and then he pressed R."}, {"start": 1834.06, "end": 1838.06, "text": " He even made a machine. It's pretty clean actually."}, {"start": 1838.06, "end": 1841.06, "text": " Shout out to the Shen."}, {"start": 1847.06, "end": 1857.06, "text": " I think I can hold back and clean up here."}, {"start": 1857.06, "end": 1868.06, "text": " We look on them."}, {"start": 1868.06, "end": 1877.06, "text": " Nice one there."}, {"start": 1877.06, "end": 1878.06, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1878.06, "end": 1879.06, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1879.06, "end": 1882.06, "text": " Go more, more, more!"}, {"start": 1882.06, "end": 1883.06, "text": " Braum is there of course."}, {"start": 1883.06, "end": 1892.06, "text": " I can't tell if you want them."}, {"start": 1892.06, "end": 1893.06, "text": " I'm on vision."}, {"start": 1893.06, "end": 1894.06, "text": " Cooked."}, {"start": 1894.06, "end": 1895.06, "text": " We should do dragon."}, {"start": 1895.06, "end": 1902.06, "text": " Not that it matters, there's not going to be a soldus game."}, {"start": 1925.06, "end": 1934.86, "text": " I look good playing for a play, maybe try and kill Casio, I don't have Oracle lands,"}, {"start": 1934.86, "end": 1945.5, "text": " I'm a little bit scared they're gonna force us somewhere."}, {"start": 1945.5, "end": 1946.5, "text": " Dodge that."}, {"start": 1946.5, "end": 1949.5, "text": " Get her there, and kill her there."}, {"start": 1949.5, "end": 1950.5, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1950.5, "end": 1978.18, "text": " I win this."}, {"start": 1978.18, "end": 1982.18, "text": " I made a voodoo doll out of you, can you feel it?"}, {"start": 1984.18, "end": 1985.18, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 2003.18, "end": 2006.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I'm defending this"}, {"start": 2006.18, "end": 2009.5800000000002, "text": " I don't know how my whole team dies like these guys might be the worst players alive"}, {"start": 2017.02, "end": 2019.3400000000001, "text": " Watch that shit. You're not hitting me. You like buddy"}, {"start": 2030.18, "end": 2032.18, "text": " About Baron can't get on Baron"}, {"start": 2036.18, "end": 2055.58, "text": " Am I being greedy with infinity edge here? I think I might be, I'm trying to go on anyways,"}, {"start": 2055.58, "end": 2072.58, "text": " I don't upgrade boots chat, upgrading boots is bait on the champion."}, {"start": 2072.58, "end": 2074.98, "text": " I can carry, it's just like hard."}, {"start": 2104.98, "end": 2106.98, "text": " I'm gonna go there"}, {"start": 2110.98, "end": 2112.98, "text": " get him get him get him"}, {"start": 2115.98, "end": 2117.98, "text": " can it also be?"}, {"start": 2117.98, "end": 2119.98, "text": " this is winning"}, {"start": 2119.98, "end": 2121.98, "text": " I'm gonna be so low"}, {"start": 2123.98, "end": 2125.98, "text": " oh like fuck"}, {"start": 2125.98, "end": 2127.98, "text": " no bad"}, {"start": 2129.98, "end": 2131.98, "text": " I have Ina"}, {"start": 2131.98, "end": 2137.98, "text": " And the last item would be like a last crit item I guess, for 100%"}, {"start": 2141.98, "end": 2144.98, "text": " Bro I pumped now by the way, I pumped damage"}, {"start": 2156.98, "end": 2158.98, "text": " They're pushing like crazy top"}, {"start": 2161.98, "end": 2178.14, "text": " One more wave, can I?"}, {"start": 2178.14, "end": 2181.38, "text": " Where am I getting caught?"}, {"start": 2181.38, "end": 2184.14, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 2184.14, "end": 2198.06, "text": " I have to always be on flank I think and play fights very slowly if I go in I'm just gonna"}, {"start": 2198.06, "end": 2199.06, "text": " get caught."}, {"start": 2199.06, "end": 2200.06, "text": " Can we go here?"}, {"start": 2200.06, "end": 2201.06, "text": " I got him!"}, {"start": 2201.06, "end": 2202.06, "text": " I got him!"}, {"start": 2202.06, "end": 2204.06, "text": " I got him, I got him!"}, {"start": 2212.06, "end": 2214.06, "text": " I think I'm mistaken where I left that close fight"}, {"start": 2220.06, "end": 2221.06, "text": " Oh boy!"}, {"start": 2222.06, "end": 2223.06, "text": " Please jump over buddy"}, {"start": 2224.06, "end": 2225.06, "text": " Try me"}, {"start": 2232.06, "end": 2239.06, "text": " enter, enter man, like..."}, {"start": 2239.06, "end": 2244.06, "text": " oh my god these guys"}, {"start": 2244.06, "end": 2247.06, "text": " can I defend this with Nautilus?"}, {"start": 2247.06, "end": 2250.06, "text": " you can have to buy boots"}, {"start": 2250.06, "end": 2255.06, "text": " I'll even"}, {"start": 2262.06, "end": 2272.06, "text": " No, no, why do I go in, why do I go in?"}, {"start": 2272.06, "end": 2274.06, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 2274.06, "end": 2282.06, "text": " It's a breed of Shen that I can't stand."}, {"start": 2282.06, "end": 2284.06, "text": " Good job, David."}, {"start": 2284.06, "end": 2286.06, "text": " A clean game, David."}, {"start": 2286.06, "end": 2288.06, "text": " Very, very clean game, David."}, {"start": 2288.06, "end": 2290.06, "text": " Yeah, this guy played well."}, {"start": 2290.06, "end": 2294.74, "text": " on a shoutout to david"}, {"start": 2294.74, "end": 2295.58, "text": " every game"}, {"start": 2295.58, "end": 2299.12, "text": " every game with this champion and these three cof players"}, {"start": 2299.12, "end": 2300.18, "text": " 12k damage"}, {"start": 2300.18, "end": 2302.72, "text": " less damage than a brown by the way"}, {"start": 2302.72, "end": 2305.7799999999997, "text": " less damage than a brown"}, {"start": 2305.7799999999997, "end": 2308.14, "text": " three win all the time this is not a"}, {"start": 2308.14, "end": 2310.06, "text": " this is not lucky for him"}, {"start": 2310.06, "end": 2311.94, "text": " this is not like oh he got lucky with him"}, {"start": 2311.94, "end": 2313.74, "text": " no this happens all the time"}, {"start": 2313.74, "end": 2316.06, "text": " you can literally do this"}, {"start": 2316.06, "end": 2317.7, "text": " it's insane"}, {"start": 2317.7, "end": 2318.82, "text": " it's insane"}, {"start": 2318.82, "end": 2321.28, "text": " you can do this"}, {"start": 2321.28, "end": 2325.4, "text": " and you will just have a positive win rate all the time it's completely insane"}, {"start": 2325.4, "end": 2327.7400000000002, "text": " just pick Shen, go 2 CS a minute"}, {"start": 2327.7400000000002, "end": 2328.7400000000002, "text": " sit back"}, {"start": 2328.7400000000002, "end": 2330.1800000000003, "text": " 4 CS a minute!"}, {"start": 2330.1800000000003, "end": 2332.2200000000003, "text": " like it's unbelievable"}, {"start": 2332.2200000000003, "end": 2336.5800000000004, "text": " it's unreal"}, {"start": 2336.5800000000004, "end": 2338.26, "text": " do it then, I could easily do it!"}, {"start": 2338.26, "end": 2341.98, "text": " bro, I could do it but you guys would fall asleep because I'm gonna sit on your tower"}, {"start": 2341.98, "end": 2345.36, "text": " for the entire game and then press R once in a while"}, {"start": 2345.36, "end": 2347.5, "text": " like anyone can do this shit"}, {"start": 2347.5, "end": 2349.06, "text": " it takes no skill"}, {"start": 2349.06, "end": 2353.22, "text": " you just get free elo for fun"}, {"start": 2353.22, "end": 2359.22, "text": " it's unreal"}, {"start": 2359.22, "end": 2362.7, "text": " what a terrible game play"}, {"start": 2362.7000000000003, "end": 2369.7000000000003, "text": " that terribly"}, {"start": 2379.5000000000005, "end": 2383.5400000000004, "text": " do it i'm not gonna do it i already told you you will fall asleep"}, {"start": 2383.5400000000004, "end": 2390.5400000000004, "text": " bro i would never do that i will fall asleep myself"}, {"start": 2392.7000000000003, "end": 2419.9800000000005, "text": " Take your finger sub."}, {"start": 2419.98, "end": 2424.98, "text": " Alright I just played to win and I completely lost and now I'm tilted. Now I'm playing for fun."}, {"start": 2424.98, "end": 2428.98, "text": " It's for fun for the rest of the day type of angle."}, {"start": 2437.98, "end": 2439.98, "text": " Checktions profile."}, {"start": 2439.98, "end": 2445.98, "text": " Checktions profile? Am I going to get tilted by checking his profile?"}, {"start": 2479.98, "end": 2491.4, "text": " David 300 games of Shen 5.6 s a minute average"}, {"start": 2491.4, "end": 2503.88, "text": " I'm telling you this this this needs to stop like"}, {"start": 2503.88, "end": 2518.84, "text": " NAR, did I go kill him again, it was kinda fun honestly"}, {"start": 2518.84, "end": 2547.6000000000004, "text": " I wish I could go Jarvan counter this time, let's go Jarvan counter this time, hmm build"}, {"start": 2547.6, "end": 2549.6, "text": " this"}, {"start": 2551.1, "end": 2552.6, "text": " Halo Blades"}, {"start": 2554.6, "end": 2557.6, "text": " Ultimate there, there, there, there"}, {"start": 2566.6, "end": 2570.6, "text": " Jarvan is an OG counter to rain champions"}, {"start": 2607.6, "end": 2624.0, "text": " Jarvan lane has mana issues so you need profane for wave clear and you need mana flow band"}, {"start": 2624.0, "end": 2629.52, "text": " for mana otherwise if you don't go one of those you need like tier item and you never"}, {"start": 2629.52, "end": 2636.52, "text": " want to get the item. It's too much gold for too little of a fallacy."}, {"start": 2659.52, "end": 2663.52, "text": " I got level 2 down, why is that even there, bledz?"}, {"start": 2693.52, "end": 2722.0, "text": " speed. Good damage though. I should be here."}, {"start": 2722.0, "end": 2725.0, "text": " He's gonna launch it away with mega form, I actually can't be in."}, {"start": 2725.0, "end": 2728.0, "text": " I guess I had TP, I should've been. Fuck."}, {"start": 2748.0, "end": 2750.0, "text": " I supported him."}, {"start": 2752.0, "end": 2762.0, "text": " I need greater foes."}, {"start": 2762.0, "end": 2763.0, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2763.0, "end": 2772.0, "text": " Stand with me, brothers and sisters."}, {"start": 2802.0, "end": 2823.5, "text": " It's a great reset."}, {"start": 2823.5, "end": 2825.18, "text": " could have went pickaxe here"}, {"start": 2825.18, "end": 2826.9, "text": " but it's sick to be clear"}, {"start": 2826.9, "end": 2833.9, "text": " very far proxy"}, {"start": 2843.18, "end": 2850.18, "text": " i guess he kinda wins, he has better components"}, {"start": 2853.5, "end": 2860.5, "text": " I might be dead!"}, {"start": 2860.5, "end": 2865.5, "text": " Oh, buddy, close!"}, {"start": 2865.5, "end": 2872.5, "text": " Here, you see the mechanical mastermind in action."}, {"start": 2872.5, "end": 2875.5, "text": " Oh, very close!"}, {"start": 2894.5, "end": 2901.5, "text": " Telltale sign of a weak player, majority AP damage, even Estrel does low magic damage."}, {"start": 2901.5, "end": 2913.5, "text": " Telltale sign he buys armor. You know it's a weak player then. If they buy stats for the specific lane, even though in total of enemy team, they don't deal that amount of damage."}, {"start": 2914.5, "end": 2919.5, "text": " So they need the stats to win lane. Telltale sign of weak player."}, {"start": 2919.5, "end": 2933.4, "text": " I never got this play then."}, {"start": 2933.4, "end": 2938.58, "text": " Die with yes, yes, 100-0."}, {"start": 2938.58, "end": 2945.08, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 2945.08, "end": 2948.58, "text": " I hit it."}, {"start": 2948.58, "end": 2951.58, "text": " I hit the tower four times and it's over"}, {"start": 2951.58, "end": 2953.58, "text": " Nice! Good job! Good job!"}, {"start": 2962.58, "end": 2964.58, "text": " Damn Elise nox balanced"}, {"start": 2964.58, "end": 2966.58, "text": " Fuck up the dive, still it wasn't even close"}, {"start": 2966.58, "end": 2969.58, "text": " Cause she can just repel up and reset the third aggro"}, {"start": 2978.58, "end": 2996.06, "text": " I feel like I'm gonna get low kills."}, {"start": 2996.06, "end": 3001.14, "text": " Don't J4 top have mana issues."}, {"start": 3001.14, "end": 3005.54, "text": " I know this that if you go mana flow band and you go Tiamata, you don't really have"}, {"start": 3005.54, "end": 3007.54, "text": " wave clear."}, {"start": 3007.54, "end": 3014.54, "text": " much when you don't have any issues. That's what I've noticed."}, {"start": 3037.54, "end": 3061.72, "text": " I can get him here when he descents."}, {"start": 3061.7200000000003, "end": 3077.92, "text": " going huh much better to start with ulti make him jump and then eq for gap close"}, {"start": 3077.92, "end": 3083.84, "text": " then the other way around the other way around he can easily get out"}, {"start": 3091.7200000000003, "end": 3094.6000000000004, "text": " That's on the situation I guess it depends on the situation yeah"}, {"start": 3100.6400000000003, "end": 3102.6400000000003, "text": " You least one way"}, {"start": 3107.36, "end": 3110.26, "text": " I'm not thank you for you you thank it"}, {"start": 3115.4, "end": 3117.4, "text": " You're dead buddy"}, {"start": 3121.7200000000003, "end": 3142.28, "text": " I get dove there fuck me, I'm out, fuck this"}, {"start": 3172.28, "end": 3195.0400000000004, "text": " Let's TP after all of this."}, {"start": 3195.04, "end": 3198.38, "text": " We bought tabi's but I have full items so I should just win here."}, {"start": 3198.38, "end": 3199.38, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 3199.38, "end": 3200.38, "text": " Oh, he has flash."}, {"start": 3200.38, "end": 3213.0, "text": " I guess he doesn't or he's better to EQ first and then ult."}, {"start": 3213.0, "end": 3214.0, "text": " You are not leaving."}, {"start": 3214.0, "end": 3215.0, "text": " Oh, buddy."}, {"start": 3215.0, "end": 3222.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3222.0, "end": 3224.0, "text": " He is leaving it."}, {"start": 3224.0, "end": 3226.0, "text": " fucking bomb plating"}, {"start": 3240.48, "end": 3242.48, "text": " what do this?"}, {"start": 3242.98, "end": 3244.98, "text": " we'll find this being aswell"}, {"start": 3254.0, "end": 3261.0, "text": " 2-0, am I tweaking? Nope, you're not tweaking. Nope, this is my scoreline."}, {"start": 3284.0, "end": 3295.44, "text": " What are we thinking here Alistar?"}, {"start": 3295.44, "end": 3300.36, "text": " What's the plan?"}, {"start": 3300.36, "end": 3302.0, "text": " He's going."}, {"start": 3302.0, "end": 3303.32, "text": " Going."}, {"start": 3303.32, "end": 3304.32, "text": " Going."}, {"start": 3304.32, "end": 3305.32, "text": " Emo-Xia!"}, {"start": 3305.32, "end": 3306.32, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 3306.32, "end": 3315.32, "text": " The cow from behind, very nice."}, {"start": 3315.32, "end": 3318.92, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 3333.32, "end": 3349.9, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 3349.9, "end": 3353.86, "text": " I think I have proxy 1 into B. Sounds good."}, {"start": 3353.86, "end": 3361.5800000000004, "text": " Shout, ever since last game of Crotality Dwarven I played I had some thought about it."}, {"start": 3361.58, "end": 3366.14, "text": " I was thinking to myself what is better and I think actually Jorgen is one of those champs"}, {"start": 3366.14, "end": 3369.06, "text": " we don't want criticality."}, {"start": 3369.06, "end": 3373.14, "text": " You can go criticality and it's obviously never gonna be bad but I think I'm gonna go back"}, {"start": 3373.14, "end": 3379.54, "text": " to the Lifality Cooler Reduction rule."}, {"start": 3379.54, "end": 3384.2999999999997, "text": " You wanna buy every item that gives Lifality and Cooler Reduction."}, {"start": 3384.3, "end": 3390.5, "text": " Profane, Hubris, Umbrella, Bastion Breaker, Axiomark, all of these items."}, {"start": 3391.6200000000003, "end": 3392.6200000000003, "text": " They're really good, though."}, {"start": 3395.6600000000003, "end": 3396.86, "text": " Decidiary's up here."}, {"start": 3402.7400000000002, "end": 3404.02, "text": " I kinda wanna go..."}, {"start": 3404.9, "end": 3406.1000000000004, "text": " I'll just go top, I guess."}, {"start": 3414.3, "end": 3419.1000000000004, "text": " stand with me brothers and sisters"}, {"start": 3422.1000000000004, "end": 3425.1000000000004, "text": " I'm coming"}, {"start": 3431.1000000000004, "end": 3434.1000000000004, "text": " I'm on my way"}, {"start": 3434.1, "end": 3435.1, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 3435.1, "end": 3441.1, "text": " He's winning either."}, {"start": 3441.1, "end": 3446.1, "text": " Oh no, you knocked him."}, {"start": 3446.1, "end": 3448.1, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 3448.1, "end": 3450.1, "text": " Ah, dear champions."}, {"start": 3450.1, "end": 3452.1, "text": " Can't fight these guys."}, {"start": 3452.1, "end": 3454.1, "text": " They're both fucking champions."}, {"start": 3454.1, "end": 3456.1, "text": " Brown, Daisy."}, {"start": 3456.1, "end": 3459.1, "text": " They're both fucking champions."}, {"start": 3459.1, "end": 3465.1, "text": " You can't fight these guys, they're fucking shotguns, they're brown daisy."}, {"start": 3469.1, "end": 3471.1, "text": " This is losing."}, {"start": 3471.1, "end": 3476.1, "text": " We need to either one shot and get out, XN5 will just be losing."}, {"start": 3477.1, "end": 3480.1, "text": " Yeah, I got Serpent, I guess so, yeah."}, {"start": 3519.1, "end": 3526.3199999999997, "text": " Oh flesh that's where this guy's flash more often than you should have like that is not"}, {"start": 3526.3199999999997, "end": 3528.2, "text": " 5 minute cooldown."}, {"start": 3528.2000000000003, "end": 3530.2000000000003, "text": " cheater"}, {"start": 3558.2000000000003, "end": 3581.1200000000003, "text": " I want to proxy one deep and then go roam with my ulti."}, {"start": 3581.1200000000003, "end": 3584.84, "text": " You don't want to smoke now, trust me, you don't want this."}, {"start": 3584.84, "end": 3586.84, "text": " He's dead, he has no flash."}, {"start": 3586.84, "end": 3593.84, "text": " We should have rest when we are dead."}, {"start": 3593.84, "end": 3596.84, "text": " I'm on the killis."}, {"start": 3596.84, "end": 3597.84, "text": " Oooooooo!"}, {"start": 3597.84, "end": 3598.84, "text": " The monks yeah!"}, {"start": 3598.84, "end": 3602.84, "text": " On the killis guy too."}, {"start": 3602.84, "end": 3603.84, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 3603.84, "end": 3613.84, "text": " Save power I think."}, {"start": 3613.84, "end": 3619.84, "text": " Am I alone here? Can I even take the splitings?"}, {"start": 3619.84, "end": 3621.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3624.84, "end": 3626.84, "text": " Did I kill her though?"}, {"start": 3626.84, "end": 3628.84, "text": " I had the damage."}, {"start": 3635.84, "end": 3637.84, "text": " I'm B."}, {"start": 3637.84, "end": 3652.84, "text": " got Serpent now, maybe we'll help in the fights"}, {"start": 3652.84, "end": 3655.2400000000002, "text": " we're down 3 dragons, we're gonna lose this game"}, {"start": 3655.2400000000002, "end": 3656.2400000000002, "text": " I feel like..."}, {"start": 3667.6000000000004, "end": 3669.1000000000004, "text": " Oh, I saw that."}, {"start": 3669.6800000000003, "end": 3672.5200000000004, "text": " I should have killed my 1v1. I'm f**king free items."}, {"start": 3679.48, "end": 3680.48, "text": " I should run mid."}, {"start": 3685.2400000000002, "end": 3692.2400000000002, "text": " We're dead before I get there."}, {"start": 3706.6000000000004, "end": 3713.6000000000004, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 3715.2400000000002, "end": 3741.84, "text": " So first I played versus a Malphite player who went 4 CS a minute and only sat under"}, {"start": 3741.84, "end": 3746.4, "text": " tower all game long. Then I played versus Shen play who went 4 CS a minute, and I played"}, {"start": 3746.4, "end": 3753.6000000000004, "text": " versus a gnar who rushed tab by 4 CS a minute. Like what happened to this role? Why is this"}, {"start": 3753.6000000000004, "end": 3760.6800000000003, "text": " the meta right now? Why is it the meta to just play safe under tower? Maybe it's"}, {"start": 3760.6800000000003, "end": 3765.92, "text": " because I'm the goat and I'm putting these people on pressure, but I don't get it."}, {"start": 3765.92, "end": 3769.6, "text": " But how can these guys play these games like this?"}, {"start": 3769.6, "end": 3773.6, "text": " Don't they like fall asleep?"}, {"start": 3773.6, "end": 3784.52, "text": " Like last season if you play safe on your tower you lose the game cause no prior."}, {"start": 3784.52, "end": 3787.2000000000003, "text": " This season it just feels like you get rewarded."}, {"start": 3787.2000000000003, "end": 3792.2000000000003, "text": " Can we kill someone here?"}, {"start": 3792.2000000000003, "end": 3794.2000000000003, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with him"}, {"start": 3808.2000000000003, "end": 3810.2000000000003, "text": " What the f**k"}, {"start": 3822.2000000000003, "end": 3850.2000000000003, "text": " It can't only be me who realized this this season."}, {"start": 3850.2000000000003, "end": 3858.2000000000003, "text": " Like it can't only have been me, like all of these players showed up out of nowhere, they sit under a tower all game long and they do nothing, and they just win the game."}, {"start": 3859.2000000000003, "end": 3869.2000000000003, "text": " Like maybe it's partially because I get bored and I just do stupid shit if they do that, and it's like, it's like I have a hard time playing versus it, but like this place is so pee."}, {"start": 3870.2000000000003, "end": 3871.2000000000003, "text": " Generally."}, {"start": 3871.2000000000003, "end": 3883.4, "text": " Because before you would lose grubs and you would like actually matter now top lane you"}, {"start": 3883.4, "end": 3888.1200000000003, "text": " have no prio you sit under tower and you lose grubs who the fuck cares grubs in 2026 is"}, {"start": 3888.1200000000003, "end": 3892.6800000000003, "text": " a joke we got him this game partially because I had prio but what the fuck do grubs even"}, {"start": 3892.6800000000003, "end": 3894.6400000000003, "text": " do these days they're completely useless"}, {"start": 3894.64, "end": 3920.64, "text": " Low key change grab is objective."}, {"start": 3920.64, "end": 3922.64, "text": " it ain't winnable, f.l."}, {"start": 3950.64, "end": 3964.12, "text": " We got to go dragon here, good job team."}, {"start": 3964.12, "end": 3970.04, "text": " I don't even know if we can get this dragon."}, {"start": 3970.04, "end": 3973.04, "text": " See how those things complete, they overpowered."}, {"start": 3980.04, "end": 3981.04, "text": " You have E?"}, {"start": 3988.04, "end": 3991.04, "text": " I mean, we got him, but who does the dragon?"}, {"start": 4000.04, "end": 4002.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4005.14, "end": 4008.56, "text": " All this is coming the problem of every word here"}, {"start": 4018.56, "end": 4020.56, "text": " Go kill this guy"}, {"start": 4021.44, "end": 4024.2, "text": " Braw me fear braw me fear"}, {"start": 4024.2000000000003, "end": 4037.4, "text": " I can't do anything with this fucking guy."}, {"start": 4037.4, "end": 4043.88, "text": " Don't worry Nara, I'll protect you."}, {"start": 4043.88, "end": 4044.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4044.88, "end": 4045.88, "text": " It's winning."}, {"start": 4045.88, "end": 4046.88, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4046.88, "end": 4064.92, "text": " come on please kill her nice it's winning oh yeah oh boy okay sack"}, {"start": 4064.92, "end": 4066.92, "text": " He's dead"}, {"start": 4067.5, "end": 4073.56, "text": " 2 for 3 2 for 3 not bad. He's don't get on Drake and it's winnable"}, {"start": 4074.78, "end": 4076.78, "text": " Or is that long it's fine ever"}, {"start": 4090.1800000000003, "end": 4092.6, "text": " Nice I should be winning"}, {"start": 4094.92, "end": 4100.92, "text": " Yes, kill him."}, {"start": 4100.92, "end": 4102.92, "text": " Oh guys."}, {"start": 4102.92, "end": 4107.92, "text": " I'll keep you on spider."}, {"start": 4107.92, "end": 4113.92, "text": " Secure it."}, {"start": 4113.92, "end": 4120.92, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 4120.92, "end": 4131.92, "text": " We are in our dangle Do I beat Yasuo in a 1v1, be for real"}, {"start": 4131.92, "end": 4150.92, "text": " I fuck him. I fuck you too, no? Hello! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do"}, {"start": 4150.92, "end": 4152.92, "text": " Is anyone else on the brome as well?"}, {"start": 4154.92, "end": 4155.92, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 4159.92, "end": 4160.92, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 4160.92, "end": 4162.92, "text": " Where hang on a second?"}, {"start": 4162.92, "end": 4164.92, "text": " I'm completely bovine"}, {"start": 4166.92, "end": 4167.92, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 4174.92, "end": 4176.92, "text": " I will kill you too buddy"}, {"start": 4176.92, "end": 4177.92, "text": " Don't think I will kill you"}, {"start": 4177.92, "end": 4178.92, "text": " But I'm all so realty"}, {"start": 4178.92, "end": 4180.92, "text": " He sang for me"}, {"start": 4185.28, "end": 4187.28, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 4187.68, "end": 4189.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4190.16, "end": 4192.16, "text": " What you flashed it"}, {"start": 4193.0, "end": 4195.0, "text": " You're kidding"}, {"start": 4200.04, "end": 4202.04, "text": " Get me out, get me out, get me out"}, {"start": 4203.28, "end": 4208.12, "text": " Nice, not bad and we get Byron you are kidding me. He's free win"}, {"start": 4208.92, "end": 4214.92, "text": " A Bastion Breaker acts your mark."}, {"start": 4214.92, "end": 4218.92, "text": " Hey, Bastion Breaker."}, {"start": 4218.92, "end": 4222.92, "text": " I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily, when"}, {"start": 4222.92, "end": 4223.92, "text": " did that change?"}, {"start": 4223.92, "end": 4227.92, "text": " I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily..."}, {"start": 4227.92, "end": 4229.92, "text": " Yeah, it's bad."}, {"start": 4229.92, "end": 4233.92, "text": " It's bad, I'm aware."}, {"start": 4233.92, "end": 4242.92, "text": " moment there is nobody used to as a child. I'm ready to go here by the way."}, {"start": 4245.92, "end": 4255.92, "text": " Oh, kill him! Oh my god! He must be winning, I did 6000 damage. He must be winning."}, {"start": 4255.92, "end": 4264.36, "text": " My cat is going to be 2,000 sticks out of the damage."}, {"start": 4264.36, "end": 4266.76, "text": " It's losing though."}, {"start": 4266.76, "end": 4267.76, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 4267.76, "end": 4275.8, "text": " And my propin hadro did one more chance."}, {"start": 4275.8, "end": 4278.32, "text": " Chad, ruling league of legends."}, {"start": 4278.32, "end": 4282.64, "text": " It doesn't matter where your team is."}, {"start": 4282.64, "end": 4284.4800000000005, "text": " It doesn't matter if you're strong or weak."}, {"start": 4284.4800000000005, "end": 4291.280000000001, "text": " It doesn't matter if it's winning or losing getting a four-plus man of an aoe spell if you can get it"}, {"start": 4291.280000000001, "end": 4293.88, "text": " You gotta do it. This is a rule. I"}, {"start": 4294.64, "end": 4299.240000000001, "text": " See them group up for man, bro. I if I think is there or not. It doesn't matter"}, {"start": 4300.56, "end": 4302.56, "text": " It's the male fight rule"}, {"start": 4304.76, "end": 4306.92, "text": " If you get the opportunity you got to go for it"}, {"start": 4306.92, "end": 4324.92, "text": " that's all again in one for them"}, {"start": 4336.92, "end": 4351.32, "text": " I just want to play with Alistar I think, we can do a lot together."}, {"start": 4351.32, "end": 4358.7, "text": " I think I'm going to look for flank."}, {"start": 4358.7, "end": 4362.52, "text": " If we can dive the Yasuo I mean that's the best case scenario, oh he's not even here,"}, {"start": 4362.52, "end": 4363.52, "text": " I'm pushing."}, {"start": 4363.52, "end": 4365.52, "text": " The enemy is creeping the macro completely"}, {"start": 4366.8, "end": 4368.8, "text": " They even have to waste TP"}, {"start": 4370.84, "end": 4375.56, "text": " Now I'm gonna TP and we're flanking. No, it's not there. We should fight 4v5"}, {"start": 4380.120000000001, "end": 4382.120000000001, "text": " I'll take midway for Prime"}, {"start": 4393.52, "end": 4398.52, "text": " Bro is here!"}, {"start": 4398.52, "end": 4399.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4399.52, "end": 4405.52, "text": " Oh, I shouldn't have been going up there."}, {"start": 4405.52, "end": 4409.820000000001, "text": " Holy fuck, get the wave, bro."}, {"start": 4409.820000000001, "end": 4410.820000000001, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 4410.820000000001, "end": 4419.820000000001, "text": " Oh, we're gonna lose someone here."}, {"start": 4419.82, "end": 4441.5199999999995, "text": " I saw that the fang has reduced 6,500 shielding, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 4441.52, "end": 4447.280000000001, "text": " My last item Axiomark or Umbra and Glaive probably Axiomark for double ult in a fight"}, {"start": 4453.76, "end": 4457.080000000001, "text": " Death stance would not be bad either honestly this is true"}, {"start": 4501.52, "end": 4503.52, "text": " Don't go in Sack, don't do it!"}, {"start": 4503.52, "end": 4504.52, "text": " Don't do it!"}, {"start": 4507.52, "end": 4509.52, "text": " Oh you bounced away!"}, {"start": 4519.52, "end": 4520.52, "text": " Ah GG"}, {"start": 4524.52, "end": 4527.52, "text": " Honestly you're clicking tab here, honestly MVP goes to NAR here"}, {"start": 4528.52, "end": 4530.52, "text": " MVP NAR, when you think about it"}, {"start": 4530.52, "end": 4534.52, "text": " Shadow 2, Shadow 2, this guy popped off."}, {"start": 4534.52, "end": 4536.52, "text": " Big plays."}, {"start": 4542.52, "end": 4547.52, "text": " I had prior lane, prior lane, long, like literally 20 minutes of prior,"}, {"start": 4547.52, "end": 4549.52, "text": " and we got 3 drops for it."}, {"start": 4549.52, "end": 4551.52, "text": " An objective that is useless."}, {"start": 4551.52, "end": 4553.52, "text": " Cooked."}, {"start": 4560.52, "end": 4576.52, "text": " It's all good the easy win now easy win easy wins act I believe it"}, {"start": 4606.52, "end": 4624.280000000001, "text": " Wait, Nara just left him, kill the assholes, nice."}, {"start": 4624.280000000001, "end": 4631.200000000001, "text": " What is this Nara doing, he's on a mission, he's looking to end the game, Nara, how are"}, {"start": 4631.200000000001, "end": 4634.88, "text": " you ever ending the game, where?"}, {"start": 4634.88, "end": 4636.88, "text": " He's going for it."}, {"start": 4636.88, "end": 4638.88, "text": " He's up."}, {"start": 4659.88, "end": 4661.88, "text": " You're good on this arm."}, {"start": 4661.88, "end": 4662.88, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 4670.04, "end": 4672.8, "text": " Maybe I run all the way bot, look for a pick"}, {"start": 4675.56, "end": 4676.56, "text": " Look here"}, {"start": 4678.74, "end": 4680.9400000000005, "text": " Oh ho ho ho, you're actually aah"}, {"start": 4681.66, "end": 4682.66, "text": " Woohoo"}, {"start": 4684.12, "end": 4685.400000000001, "text": " I can flank here"}, {"start": 4685.78, "end": 4687.86, "text": " I even died, we should totally kill them here"}, {"start": 4691.88, "end": 4719.64, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's only a so get him"}, {"start": 4719.64, "end": 4729.280000000001, "text": " bro i don't know how we're still in this game man this game should be over 20 minutes"}, {"start": 4729.28, "end": 4738.639999999999, "text": " go this is making no sense we're fighting elder do or die"}, {"start": 4738.64, "end": 4760.12, "text": " You know what, it's literally dead for 20 seconds by the way, literally dead for 20 seconds."}, {"start": 4760.12, "end": 4762.72, "text": " I push out top, so they can't backdoor."}, {"start": 4762.72, "end": 4764.72, "text": " I TP to drake, we take drake."}, {"start": 4774.360000000001, "end": 4776.360000000001, "text": " Why is this elder low key free cross?"}, {"start": 4778.4400000000005, "end": 4779.4400000000005, "text": " I'm ready to TP."}, {"start": 4785.9400000000005, "end": 4786.740000000001, "text": " Let's go now then."}, {"start": 4787.54, "end": 4788.54, "text": " Start doing it."}, {"start": 4789.9800000000005, "end": 4791.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, but you know I will be here actually."}, {"start": 4792.72, "end": 4810.96, "text": " I want to be on flank Nice, good pick"}, {"start": 4810.96, "end": 4812.96, "text": " Did I go in here?"}, {"start": 4812.96, "end": 4813.96, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 4816.96, "end": 4817.96, "text": " Dig!"}, {"start": 4817.96, "end": 4818.96, "text": " Get up!"}, {"start": 4820.96, "end": 4821.96, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4821.96, "end": 4822.96, "text": " Oh-ho-ho!"}, {"start": 4822.96, "end": 4823.96, "text": " Go in, go in, go in, go in."}, {"start": 4823.96, "end": 4825.96, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 4829.96, "end": 4830.96, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 4836.96, "end": 4837.96, "text": " It's winning."}, {"start": 4837.96, "end": 4844.96, "text": " I'm going to get this guy."}, {"start": 4844.96, "end": 4847.96, "text": " DEMOSIA!"}, {"start": 4847.96, "end": 4848.96, "text": " Chills."}, {"start": 4848.96, "end": 4854.96, "text": " This was for DEMOSIA and you, Lux."}, {"start": 4854.96, "end": 4859.96, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 4859.96, "end": 4861.96, "text": " Oh thank god we win this."}, {"start": 4861.96, "end": 4863.96, "text": " i was about to lose it"}, {"start": 4868.96, "end": 4870.96, "text": " lulul"}, {"start": 4883.96, "end": 4885.96, "text": " very nice"}, {"start": 4886.96, "end": 4888.96, "text": " i think i can change up the build"}, {"start": 4888.96, "end": 4890.96, "text": " i'm thinking"}, {"start": 4891.96, "end": 4896.96, "text": " What was useless here? I mean Serpent Fang was Giga, obviously for that team."}, {"start": 4896.96, "end": 4900.96, "text": " No, what I want to change up is Halo Blades for Electrocute maybe."}, {"start": 4900.96, "end": 4905.96, "text": " Because I'm out doing them three times, so I don't know if it's doing more than an Electrocute would do."}, {"start": 4905.96, "end": 4911.96, "text": " Because Halo Blades makes sense on the showgap and why, when your attacks actually has an effect."}, {"start": 4911.96, "end": 4914.96, "text": " But on Jarvan, my attacks doesn't really have an effect."}, {"start": 4914.96, "end": 4918.96, "text": " So maybe Electrocute would out damage it."}, {"start": 4918.96, "end": 4920.96, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 4923.4, "end": 4925.4, "text": " Very good game"}, {"start": 4941.1, "end": 4945.66, "text": " Did you greet mid-beast a happy birthday it's a mid-beast birthday today"}, {"start": 4948.96, "end": 4954.56, "text": " mid-beast... birthday"}, {"start": 4954.56, "end": 4960.88, "text": " April 20th... hey, hey, it's mid-beast's birthday!"}, {"start": 4960.88, "end": 4964.76, "text": " He's 31 years old! Holy shit!"}, {"start": 4964.76, "end": 4970.36, "text": " That's crazy, that's crazy. Happy birthday mid-beast!"}, {"start": 4970.36, "end": 4999.5199999999995, "text": " He said Taurus, Tauro, Taurous."}, {"start": 4999.52, "end": 5006.92, "text": " you check my what famous birthdays see if I even exist"}, {"start": 5012.040000000001, "end": 5017.68, "text": " hey here I am I'm a Libra"}, {"start": 5017.68, "end": 5021.96, "text": " Uppadururu twitch star a star really"}, {"start": 5025.84, "end": 5027.84, "text": " Birthday Sweden"}, {"start": 5028.68, "end": 5032.8, "text": " No for League of Legends content. He has earned more than 1.6 million followers"}, {"start": 5035.360000000001, "end": 5041.6, "text": " His real name is Simon he is the CEO of Shilling and he is the inventor of well-play GG"}, {"start": 5047.68, "end": 5050.68, "text": " See you at Shilling, that's my bouncy."}, {"start": 5050.68, "end": 5055.68, "text": " He and Annie Fuci are both popular Swedish Twitch stars."}, {"start": 5055.68, "end": 5057.68, "text": " He retweeted Jake Paul."}, {"start": 5058.68, "end": 5060.68, "text": " What are these?"}, {"start": 5074.68, "end": 5076.68, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 5077.68, "end": 5091.84, "text": " They finally did it."}, {"start": 5091.84, "end": 5095.72, "text": " Going back to the old rival style of videos today, if you know you know, this is just"}, {"start": 5095.72, "end": 5097.04, "text": " a quick one to get out for you guys."}, {"start": 5097.04, "end": 5099.12, "text": " I think I should do more of these in the future."}, {"start": 5099.12, "end": 5100.400000000001, "text": " Let me know if you like them or not."}, {"start": 5100.400000000001, "end": 5104.8, "text": " Anyway after heavy pressure from the community Riot is about to drop a first for League"}, {"start": 5104.8, "end": 5107.0, "text": " of Legends, a ranked reset."}, {"start": 5107.0, "end": 5110.38, "text": " This quick rundown will include all you need to know from the blog they've posted today,"}, {"start": 5110.38, "end": 5112.98, "text": " so watch ahead to see if it affects you."}, {"start": 5112.98, "end": 5117.94, "text": " Starting in patch 26.9 when season 2 goes live, every master, grand master and challenger"}, {"start": 5117.94, "end": 5127.18, "text": " player in NA, EUS, ENE, Brazil, LAN and Turkey will have to be ranked and MMR reset back"}, {"start": 5127.18, "end": 5129.5, "text": " to master 0 LP."}, {"start": 5129.5, "end": 5131.86, "text": " Absolutely nothing will be carried over."}, {"start": 5131.86, "end": 5137.099999999999, "text": " On the 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Have we finished 2026 already?"}, {"start": 5284.42, "end": 5291.42, "text": " This ambulance corps do themselves proud with powerful cover"}, {"start": 5291.42, "end": 5293.42, "text": " BGT-2025"}, {"start": 5293.42, "end": 5295.42, "text": " I think I can guess"}, {"start": 5295.42, "end": 5299.42, "text": " Yes, I can. Tell us about you."}, {"start": 5299.42, "end": 5302.42, "text": " We are the North West Ambulance Service choir."}, {"start": 5305.42, "end": 5309.42, "text": " I don't want to be that guy, but shouldn't these guys be at work?"}, {"start": 5309.42, "end": 5313.42, "text": " It's probably one of the most important jobs in the world."}, {"start": 5314.42, "end": 5316.42, "text": " Why did you decide to come on the show?"}, {"start": 5316.42, "end": 5321.42, "text": " We've actually been together 13 years, and we started off as a bit of a gimmicky thing."}, {"start": 5321.42, "end": 5325.42, "text": " thing you know like it was a small thing to make us feel a bit better after a bad day."}, {"start": 5325.42, "end": 5327.42, "text": " I am at large."}, {"start": 5327.42, "end": 5333.42, "text": " As you can see it's getting bigger and bigger. Anyone who sings in my ambulance a bit of a home they've joined without knowing."}, {"start": 5333.42, "end": 5335.42, "text": " He's like yeah you're in the choir."}, {"start": 5335.42, "end": 5337.42, "text": " I want to show these lot off."}, {"start": 5337.42, "end": 5342.42, "text": " Anything I ask them to do they come and do. They give up the whole of December."}, {"start": 5342.42, "end": 5349.42, "text": " They swap shifts. If I ask them to come and sing at a hospice at the weekend they raise nearly 20 grand in money for everybody."}, {"start": 5349.42, "end": 5359.34, "text": " So it's for them really and what's your name Rebecca Rebecca? What would you do with the money if you want?"}, {"start": 5359.7, "end": 5363.9800000000005, "text": " Well, first of all every rehearse in my kitchen, and it's not very big"}, {"start": 5364.26, "end": 5369.26, "text": " Yeah, and and the kettle set fighting the kitchen a few times so a new kettle is first"}, {"start": 5371.46, "end": 5373.46, "text": " Okay, Rebecca, let's do it"}, {"start": 5379.42, "end": 5381.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5387.1, "end": 5389.1, "text": " Was case I do"}, {"start": 5399.7, "end": 5401.7, "text": " Reflections of the fears"}, {"start": 5409.42, "end": 5413.42, "text": " Not of the ordinary"}, {"start": 5413.42, "end": 5417.42, "text": " I could feel my soul was sending me"}, {"start": 5417.42, "end": 5422.42, "text": " I'm on my way inside me now"}, {"start": 5422.42, "end": 5426.42, "text": " And you can understand"}, {"start": 5427.42, "end": 5433.42, "text": " What have you done today to make me feel right?"}, {"start": 5433.42, "end": 5436.42, "text": " It's never too late to try"}, {"start": 5436.42, "end": 5442.42, "text": " What have you done today to make you feel proud?"}, {"start": 5442.42, "end": 5450.42, "text": " Oh, yeah, you know there'll be so many reasons"}, {"start": 5450.42, "end": 5455.42, "text": " If you make it hard for me to know"}, {"start": 5455.42, "end": 5459.42, "text": " What have you done today to make you feel proud?"}, {"start": 5459.42, "end": 5465.42, "text": " Yeah, you need to change, yeah, do it today, yeah"}, {"start": 5465.42, "end": 5467.42, "text": " I couldn't feel my spirit"}, {"start": 5495.42, "end": 5497.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5508.82, "end": 5512.34, "text": " Have you done today? Wow, that's really good"}, {"start": 5512.34, "end": 5513.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5521.34, "end": 5524.34, "text": " Coir is the best type of music."}, {"start": 5524.34, "end": 5526.34, "text": " I always get chills."}, {"start": 5528.34, "end": 5530.34, "text": " He's actually so powerful."}, {"start": 5542.34, "end": 5562.46, "text": " Eurek you start."}, {"start": 5562.46, "end": 5567.46, "text": " I feel like I beat him level 1."}, {"start": 5570.46, "end": 5573.46, "text": " That was not a good trade."}, {"start": 5576.46, "end": 5579.46, "text": " I should have done the Q start."}, {"start": 5579.46, "end": 5590.46, "text": " So what's the plan next patch when FaZe rushes out of the game, homey back to diamond 4?"}, {"start": 5590.46, "end": 5592.46, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 5592.46, "end": 5597.46, "text": " I'm gonna get exposed."}, {"start": 5597.46, "end": 5601.46, "text": " No FaZe rush, I'm completely boosted."}, {"start": 5601.46, "end": 5607.46, "text": " I can only play my heal update champions then."}, {"start": 5607.46, "end": 5633.46, "text": " We don't have a lot of gold to spend, so it's kinda annoying."}, {"start": 5633.46, "end": 5644.9800000000005, "text": " How are you gonna crash this wave?"}, {"start": 5644.9800000000005, "end": 5645.9800000000005, "text": " Renekton."}, {"start": 5645.9800000000005, "end": 5650.46, "text": " There's nothing I'm not gonna make it easy for him"}, {"start": 5650.46, "end": 5654.46, "text": " One can survive everything now, there's except death."}, {"start": 5655.46, "end": 5656.46, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 5662.46, "end": 5664.46, "text": " Now I'm fucking slain."}, {"start": 5669.46, "end": 5672.46, "text": " I challenge you to do."}, {"start": 5674.46, "end": 5675.46, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 5675.46, "end": 5676.46, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5676.46, "end": 5684.58, "text": " Big solo bono, big solo bono."}, {"start": 5684.58, "end": 5692.7, "text": " He flashed to dodge my Q, but he flashed in the tertiary range to take a tower shot."}, {"start": 5692.7, "end": 5695.1, "text": " It's not great for him."}, {"start": 5695.1, "end": 5700.14, "text": " I'm gonna do something here."}, {"start": 5700.14, "end": 5703.82, "text": " I think I'm pulling it more than anything."}, {"start": 5703.82, "end": 5710.0199999999995, "text": " there's something you can do probably execute it's faster just sit with the"}, {"start": 5710.0199999999995, "end": 5717.5, "text": " wave like this for a few seconds and now this wave can crash and then you know"}, {"start": 5717.5, "end": 5721.46, "text": " I'm not actually gonna lose any minions"}, {"start": 5723.38, "end": 5732.0599999999995, "text": " he gets xp yeah he gets kill xp but it's life I rather give him xp then lose gold"}, {"start": 5733.82, "end": 5742.62, "text": " Now you can see I lose no minions."}, {"start": 5742.62, "end": 5749.139999999999, "text": " Not a bad strat."}, {"start": 5749.139999999999, "end": 5753.62, "text": " Only promise that the wave is maybe a little bit too big so I might lose the plating."}, {"start": 5753.62, "end": 5757.62, "text": " Should be fine."}, {"start": 5757.62, "end": 5783.62, "text": " Oh, you see that prediction with the Q?"}, {"start": 5783.62, "end": 5811.58, "text": " I'm gonna get my bomb plating why do I feel like I could stay"}, {"start": 5811.58, "end": 5835.58, "text": " There's no way he dies to me with bomb plating, you can't."}, {"start": 5835.58, "end": 5859.58, "text": " I don't know if this guy is gonna push, yeah he is."}, {"start": 5859.58, "end": 5862.16, "text": " Okay, I'm calling his bluff, perma."}, {"start": 5862.16, "end": 5865.5599999999995, "text": " Now I'm gonna go and hopefully find a plant."}, {"start": 5865.5599999999995, "end": 5868.0599999999995, "text": " It's up yet."}, {"start": 5868.0599999999995, "end": 5873.0599999999995, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 5873.0599999999995, "end": 5884.0599999999995, "text": " I think I eat and be."}, {"start": 5884.06, "end": 5904.900000000001, "text": " I've lost a lot of minions after taking that bad trade, at least I didn't die."}, {"start": 5904.900000000001, "end": 5910.900000000001, "text": " I mean I am level 6 with 2 stacks, stack wise I'm on very good tempo."}, {"start": 5910.900000000001, "end": 5917.900000000001, "text": " or have to"}, {"start": 5917.900000000001, "end": 5940.900000000001, "text": " Now I have to kite out his ulti once again."}, {"start": 5940.900000000001, "end": 5958.500000000001, "text": " Nice perfect at the one thing back off my dad"}, {"start": 5958.5, "end": 5960.5, "text": " I'm dead though"}, {"start": 5965.5, "end": 5967.5, "text": " I'm gonna hit again, honestly"}, {"start": 5972.5, "end": 5974.5, "text": " Bomb"}, {"start": 5988.5, "end": 6014.5, "text": " I guess he won't keep the"}, {"start": 6014.5, "end": 6039.82, "text": " I win this, he doesn't have ulti buddy, you have no r, you have no r, no no no no, what"}, {"start": 6039.82, "end": 6043.82, "text": " what are we doing? no, no, no!"}, {"start": 6043.82, "end": 6069.36, "text": " 4 stacks already, bro, I'm on good pace here."}, {"start": 6069.36, "end": 6072.38, "text": " I think what I'm gonna do now, I'm not gonna eat minions anymore, I'm just gonna save it"}, {"start": 6072.38, "end": 6080.96, "text": " for Renekton because I should just permabit him. I mean he's farmed well I guess I'm"}, {"start": 6080.96, "end": 6093.46, "text": " not that much stronger. But level 9 is Gigas' bike for show gap. I easy to hit like a"}, {"start": 6093.46, "end": 6095.46, "text": " I'm gonna fuck now"}, {"start": 6099.94, "end": 6101.94, "text": " Okay, got a zunte, very nice"}, {"start": 6101.9400000000005, "end": 6130.9400000000005, "text": " No flash, oh boy, oh boy."}, {"start": 6130.9400000000005, "end": 6132.9400000000005, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6132.9400000000005, "end": 6134.9400000000005, "text": " And that kill."}, {"start": 6134.9400000000005, "end": 6136.9400000000005, "text": " Ohhhhh."}, {"start": 6136.9400000000005, "end": 6138.9400000000005, "text": " Nom nom nom nom nom."}, {"start": 6138.9400000000005, "end": 6140.9400000000005, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 6160.9400000000005, "end": 6171.9400000000005, "text": " I'm so dead"}, {"start": 6171.9400000000005, "end": 6172.9400000000005, "text": " dead."}, {"start": 6172.9400000000005, "end": 6198.88, "text": " BUNDER! BUNDER! Wow, wow, that is so good, holy. Holy, bro. Wow. Damn, bro. It's actually"}, {"start": 6198.88, "end": 6200.88, "text": " The first best game of our little tabi."}, {"start": 6201.88, "end": 6202.88, "text": " We have summer CC."}, {"start": 6204.88, "end": 6205.88, "text": " We have yomekate."}, {"start": 6212.88, "end": 6213.88, "text": " Let's go tabi."}, {"start": 6228.88, "end": 6230.88, "text": " Yes, I got nothing done."}, {"start": 6231.88, "end": 6232.88, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 6248.88, "end": 6250.88, "text": " Let us fight like gentlemen."}, {"start": 6250.88, "end": 6256.8, "text": " every fight should be winning fight yes right breaker but that item is"}, {"start": 6256.8, "end": 6260.56, "text": " completely fake gives him nothing"}, {"start": 6280.88, "end": 6282.88, "text": " Am I losing her?"}, {"start": 6293.88, "end": 6296.88, "text": " If I call for me, drag us, bro, like, please."}, {"start": 6310.88, "end": 6317.88, "text": " I'm taking the wave and basing."}, {"start": 6317.88, "end": 6327.88, "text": " I should probably eat them."}, {"start": 6357.88, "end": 6387.86, "text": " I'm always a freaking"}, {"start": 6387.860000000001, "end": 6390.500000000001, "text": " for the dragons it feels like."}, {"start": 6390.500000000001, "end": 6396.540000000001, "text": " Riot removes symbiotic souls to enable mid-quest, greater than changes mid-quest after just a"}, {"start": 6396.540000000001, "end": 6408.500000000001, "text": " few months, greater than symbiotic souls can despair."}, {"start": 6408.500000000001, "end": 6414.580000000001, "text": " Why should you just bring back symbiotic souls, they were such good boots."}, {"start": 6414.58, "end": 6418.58, "text": " I just ate here, fuck why did I eat, there's no diamond, now it's there"}, {"start": 6420.84, "end": 6421.58, "text": " Maybe"}, {"start": 6425.58, "end": 6427.58, "text": " Yeah, it's free, nice"}, {"start": 6429.58, "end": 6430.58, "text": " Good job"}, {"start": 6444.58, "end": 6462.48, "text": " didn't renekton ulti there, chase, eat him on his way back, 100-0, i want to do him like"}, {"start": 6462.48, "end": 6463.48, "text": " that"}, {"start": 6463.4800000000005, "end": 6474.4800000000005, "text": " I have feeling I do."}, {"start": 6474.4800000000005, "end": 6484.4800000000005, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 6484.4800000000005, "end": 6489.4800000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6489.4800000000005, "end": 6494.4800000000005, "text": " He just dies."}, {"start": 6494.4800000000005, "end": 6499.4800000000005, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 6499.4800000000005, "end": 6503.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, this fucking guy, man."}, {"start": 6503.4800000000005, "end": 6505.4800000000005, "text": " What the fuck is this guy?"}, {"start": 6505.4800000000005, "end": 6508.4800000000005, "text": " I'm getting M-bar."}, {"start": 6508.4800000000005, "end": 6513.4800000000005, "text": " Rooker, probably."}, {"start": 6513.4800000000005, "end": 6520.4800000000005, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one."}, {"start": 6543.4800000000005, "end": 6545.88, "text": " Oh, bro, it's kinda clean."}, {"start": 6551.72, "end": 6552.280000000001, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 6552.68, "end": 6553.320000000001, "text": " Let's whack them up."}, {"start": 6561.000000000001, "end": 6561.500000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6563.000000000001, "end": 6563.500000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6573.4800000000005, "end": 6574.4800000000005, "text": " I'm back, pal."}, {"start": 6603.4800000000005, "end": 6611.4800000000005, "text": " Moving out go to performances, styling on the rift, making a leasy top laner's sigh of relief they don't have to face the goat again."}, {"start": 6611.4800000000005, "end": 6614.4800000000005, "text": " Keep slaying king, eat their booties."}, {"start": 6614.4800000000005, "end": 6617.4800000000005, "text": " It's fun saying, like watch this."}, {"start": 6617.4800000000005, "end": 6621.4800000000005, "text": " Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom."}, {"start": 6621.4800000000005, "end": 6628.4800000000005, "text": " Like that's the type of performances we're looking at here, so of course I deserve only the best."}, {"start": 6633.4800000000005, "end": 6641.4800000000005, "text": " Are you trying to fight this?"}, {"start": 6641.4800000000005, "end": 6643.4800000000005, "text": " There's no fighting this."}, {"start": 6643.4800000000005, "end": 6653.4800000000005, "text": " Nice Slime is gonna kill you."}, {"start": 6683.4800000000005, "end": 6685.72, "text": " You heard the sound fuck"}, {"start": 6688.4400000000005, "end": 6690.4400000000005, "text": " Fuck no mana"}, {"start": 6696.200000000001, "end": 6698.200000000001, "text": " So close"}, {"start": 6701.320000000001, "end": 6703.320000000001, "text": " I go full root earn"}, {"start": 6707.200000000001, "end": 6712.000000000001, "text": " Fuck again I go root earn amending no one can kill me"}, {"start": 6713.4800000000005, "end": 6715.4800000000005, "text": " Abyssal mask?"}, {"start": 6715.4800000000005, "end": 6718.4800000000005, "text": " Is Abyssal mask real or is it fake?"}, {"start": 6725.4800000000005, "end": 6727.4800000000005, "text": " It's real."}, {"start": 6727.4800000000005, "end": 6730.4800000000005, "text": " I try Abyssal then for more damage I guess."}, {"start": 6731.4800000000005, "end": 6733.4800000000005, "text": " But Gragas will just one shot me like."}, {"start": 6733.4800000000005, "end": 6745.4800000000005, "text": " If I die to Gragas, I am reporting you, Shep."}, {"start": 6763.4800000000005, "end": 6773.160000000001, "text": " oh yes get him yes"}, {"start": 6773.160000000001, "end": 6777.160000000001, "text": " I'm gonna have to come back"}, {"start": 6777.160000000001, "end": 6787.360000000001, "text": " don't ping baron don't ping baron fake fake fake"}, {"start": 6787.360000000001, "end": 6792.160000000001, "text": " brian is fake will be active never do it"}, {"start": 6798.84, "end": 6802.320000000001, "text": " pushing both way better"}, {"start": 6806.240000000001, "end": 6809.920000000001, "text": " I'm fine to fight here I have herald to get in"}, {"start": 6809.92, "end": 6811.92, "text": " get in danger"}, {"start": 6814.56, "end": 6816.56, "text": " oh he's on charge"}, {"start": 6822.72, "end": 6824.72, "text": " got one and i'm so dead"}, {"start": 6827.52, "end": 6829.52, "text": " aliza got eight gragas"}, {"start": 6836.4800000000005, "end": 6838.4800000000005, "text": " more faggots"}, {"start": 6839.92, "end": 6859.92, "text": " Gragas should count as two stacks, true."}, {"start": 6859.92, "end": 6881.92, "text": " I don't know what I'm going in for here."}, {"start": 6881.92, "end": 6895.92, "text": " I'm gonna eat her, I'm gonna save her for someone else, fight us over someone's gonna eat"}, {"start": 6925.92, "end": 6932.72, "text": " today it's it's time to to enjoy ourselves I've carried like three games"}, {"start": 6932.72, "end": 6937.28, "text": " today so I'm allowed to troll three games if you think about it"}, {"start": 6943.56, "end": 6953.64, "text": " oh in the game I DC today I played versus this guy he's such a freak then I"}, {"start": 6953.64, "end": 6955.64, "text": " I gapped him as well. I gapped him hard."}, {"start": 6983.64, "end": 6996.280000000001, "text": " male, middle and something else, man arranged, not a human, watch me get it on the second"}, {"start": 6996.28, "end": 7003.48, "text": " drive."}, {"start": 7003.48, "end": 7010.04, "text": " Seraph GG."}, {"start": 7010.04, "end": 7012.96, "text": " This makes it very easy, right?"}, {"start": 7012.96, "end": 7014.759999999999, "text": " Is brand considered a mid laner?"}, {"start": 7014.759999999999, "end": 7017.5199999999995, "text": " No way, right?"}, {"start": 7017.5199999999995, "end": 7021.599999999999, "text": " If they consider brand a mid laner, then that would be"}, {"start": 7021.599999999999, "end": 7022.8, "text": " very silly."}, {"start": 7026.28, "end": 7039.28, "text": " Who else is there?"}, {"start": 7039.28, "end": 7042.08, "text": " Mid and Sup."}, {"start": 7042.08, "end": 7068.36, "text": " Zillian, no we can't be, he was really swayed before this, Valkaas, alright, makes sense."}, {"start": 7068.360000000001, "end": 7074.360000000001, "text": " and get between me and my gold"}, {"start": 7074.360000000001, "end": 7080.360000000001, "text": " gank a plank"}, {"start": 7080.360000000001, "end": 7086.360000000001, "text": " pike"}, {"start": 7086.360000000001, "end": 7088.740000000001, "text": " virus do we have misfortune?"}, {"start": 7088.740000000001, "end": 7090.240000000001, "text": " Nautilus"}, {"start": 7106.240000000001, "end": 7107.6, "text": " we have no idea"}, {"start": 7107.6, "end": 7110.6, "text": " don't get between me and my gold"}, {"start": 7111.860000000001, "end": 7112.860000000001, "text": " oh my"}, {"start": 7116.360000000001, "end": 7131.76, "text": " Don't get between me and my gold."}, {"start": 7131.76, "end": 7133.880000000001, "text": " Hmmmm."}, {"start": 7133.880000000001, "end": 7139.160000000001, "text": " And we picked Hecarim Jungle."}, {"start": 7139.160000000001, "end": 7140.84, "text": " Let me think what counters Hecarim."}, {"start": 7140.84, "end": 7143.960000000001, "text": " Oh wait, I'm gonna pick whatever counters everything."}, {"start": 7143.960000000001, "end": 7144.960000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 7144.960000000001, "end": 7145.960000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7145.96, "end": 7170.44, "text": " Strongest jungler in the game if you know the technology."}, {"start": 7170.4400000000005, "end": 7174.4400000000005, "text": " i'm gonna take flash though so my team doesn't become trolling"}, {"start": 7174.4400000000005, "end": 7176.56, "text": " then swap last second"}, {"start": 7176.56, "end": 7177.68, "text": " Olaf"}, {"start": 7177.68, "end": 7182.8, "text": " reckless swing"}, {"start": 7182.8, "end": 7184.76, "text": " oh that's Udur"}, {"start": 7184.76, "end": 7189.76, "text": " easy"}, {"start": 7189.76, "end": 7196.76, "text": " as a colleague"}, {"start": 7196.76, "end": 7225.16, "text": " You're telling me this is not talent."}, {"start": 7225.16, "end": 7253.32, "text": " I will look like he is high on the skin."}, {"start": 7253.32, "end": 7255.32, "text": " I have no idea how this is"}, {"start": 7255.32, "end": 7257.08, "text": " Project maybe"}, {"start": 7257.08, "end": 7263.08, "text": " Psyops"}, {"start": 7263.08, "end": 7265.04, "text": " I got a hurry"}, {"start": 7265.04, "end": 7267.84, "text": " No these boards"}, {"start": 7267.84, "end": 7269.92, "text": " Oh no this game will be lost"}, {"start": 7269.92, "end": 7275.32, "text": " This is our first ever competitive match loss as Lost Ratones"}, {"start": 7275.32, "end": 7276.5199999999995, "text": " I remember this"}, {"start": 7276.5199999999995, "end": 7282.5199999999995, "text": " We had a 100% win rate for this"}, {"start": 7282.52, "end": 7286.240000000001, "text": " I can't, sorry I need to focus from minute one with this champion."}, {"start": 7286.240000000001, "end": 7288.240000000001, "text": " Chat, where does hecarim start?"}, {"start": 7298.240000000001, "end": 7299.040000000001, "text": " Chicken."}, {"start": 7305.040000000001, "end": 7306.540000000001, "text": " Can you go on ward please?"}, {"start": 7309.040000000001, "end": 7311.040000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna assume he starts chicken then."}, {"start": 7312.52, "end": 7317.52, "text": " He's not started shitting, he has pipe!"}, {"start": 7317.52, "end": 7322.52, "text": " Way too late to go topside now, fuck!"}, {"start": 7322.52, "end": 7327.52, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 7327.52, "end": 7334.52, "text": " And we're off."}, {"start": 7334.52, "end": 7341.52, "text": " and we're off"}, {"start": 7364.52, "end": 7366.84, "text": " I love your last story, Clutch."}, {"start": 7366.84, "end": 7368.84, "text": " We need to push up that green."}, {"start": 7370.84, "end": 7372.84, "text": " Get the pace!"}, {"start": 7385.320000000001, "end": 7387.72, "text": " Clutch is on the prowl. Run and hide!"}, {"start": 7394.52, "end": 7396.52, "text": " I treasure this essence"}, {"start": 7396.52, "end": 7398.52, "text": " Now where did I leave my essence?"}, {"start": 7409.52, "end": 7413.52, "text": " Alright Shad, you told me he saw raptors, yeah? Let's see"}, {"start": 7415.52, "end": 7417.52, "text": " And make him saw raptors? Let's see"}, {"start": 7417.52, "end": 7422.52, "text": " such a strange miracle"}, {"start": 7422.52, "end": 7427.52, "text": " he did, he did, he did, I can take this"}, {"start": 7429.52, "end": 7433.52, "text": " what's up buddy, what's up man?"}, {"start": 7433.52, "end": 7435.52, "text": " you are kidding me"}, {"start": 7435.52, "end": 7437.52, "text": " how can she even be here?"}, {"start": 7437.52, "end": 7440.52, "text": " how can she even be here, before I even hear it?"}, {"start": 7440.52, "end": 7443.52, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 7443.52, "end": 7445.52, "text": " ff"}, {"start": 7445.52, "end": 7453.52, "text": " That is so obvious man. That is so obvious, you're kidding."}, {"start": 7453.52, "end": 7457.52, "text": " Whatever, I still got her blue. Still got his blue, so worth."}, {"start": 7462.52, "end": 7465.52, "text": " This just gives me motivation to try even harder."}, {"start": 7475.52, "end": 7493.72, "text": " I should go swimming Major."}, {"start": 7493.72, "end": 7497.92, "text": " Crack should be down, but Raptor is up right?"}, {"start": 7497.92, "end": 7503.84, "text": " Oh yeah, look at that perfect timing."}, {"start": 7503.84, "end": 7510.82, "text": " Oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 7510.82, "end": 7517.400000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 7517.400000000001, "end": 7519.2, "text": " You're killing me, so I'm already out."}, {"start": 7519.2, "end": 7521.82, "text": " No, you're kidding me, he didn't take Topcrab, by the way."}, {"start": 7521.82, "end": 7523.96, "text": " No, he did take, yeah, he did take Topcrab."}, {"start": 7523.96, "end": 7526.54, "text": " So I am up two full camps on this guy."}, {"start": 7526.54, "end": 7530.400000000001, "text": " That's the type of performance we're looking at."}, {"start": 7530.400000000001, "end": 7532.16, "text": " Two full camps on him."}, {"start": 7532.16, "end": 7558.16, "text": " I was focusing on full clear now, I'm not doing another, I'm not doing another in-vate."}, {"start": 7558.16, "end": 7563.76, "text": " oh he took my stuff please punish him"}, {"start": 7563.76, "end": 7569.36, "text": " i'm taking his shit now"}, {"start": 7579.36, "end": 7580.96, "text": " do i have time?"}, {"start": 7580.96, "end": 7587.96, "text": " This is it, am I inting right now?"}, {"start": 7610.96, "end": 7612.96, "text": " Park on the lane, my full health is well..."}, {"start": 7618.96, "end": 7622.96, "text": " I have to run to my raptors, otherwise they're taken. They might already be taken, you know."}, {"start": 7624.96, "end": 7626.96, "text": " I'm doing some stupid mistakes."}, {"start": 7628.96, "end": 7630.96, "text": " Nice, they're still there."}, {"start": 7640.96, "end": 7648.86, "text": " I'm still ahead in CS, it's just my my next camps are going to spawn so late I get such"}, {"start": 7648.86, "end": 7657.28, "text": " a delay to respawn timer on this so he's going to be able to catch up easily I should"}, {"start": 7657.28, "end": 7659.28, "text": " We're just going to go and do dragon"}, {"start": 7660.32, "end": 7663.32, "text": " No, not prior though, I'm seeing the ghosting, so it's not easy"}, {"start": 7678.32, "end": 7680.32, "text": " Fuck, not easy"}, {"start": 7680.32, "end": 7683.44, "text": " Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!"}, {"start": 7683.44, "end": 7687.9, "text": " Daisy! Punch in the fucking throat!"}, {"start": 7687.9, "end": 7690.139999999999, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 7690.139999999999, "end": 7695.32, "text": " Oh! Inter, Inter. Kill, kill, kill."}, {"start": 7695.32, "end": 7699.86, "text": " Kill the Inter."}, {"start": 7699.860000000001, "end": 7710.02, "text": " Don't let this fight, you know."}, {"start": 7710.02, "end": 7717.620000000001, "text": " It's like this one porn on Ivern, where your normal cat's face is gonna expire here."}, {"start": 7747.62, "end": 7754.66, "text": " with days expiring we never win that's my bad I guess how am I killing"}, {"start": 7754.66, "end": 7758.98, "text": " Zyndra and then we still don't have mid Pryo like how is Zyndra first when I"}, {"start": 7758.98, "end": 7764.62, "text": " kill the Zyndra like Velko so what the fuck are you doing this game"}, {"start": 7765.54, "end": 7773.86, "text": " and this case gig I fucking permamute the S-Rule this guy fucking shit as hell"}, {"start": 7777.62, "end": 7781.62, "text": " Yeah this game is giga lost now by the way. How do we win?"}, {"start": 7783.62, "end": 7789.62, "text": " 15, thank you. I wonder why we have to F for 15 with this giga mid gap."}, {"start": 7792.62, "end": 7794.62, "text": " No, my entire bot side is probably taken."}, {"start": 7807.62, "end": 7815.62, "text": " I wonder what adventure today has in store for all of us."}, {"start": 7815.62, "end": 7817.62, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 7817.62, "end": 7819.62, "text": " Fight cards!"}, {"start": 7819.62, "end": 7821.62, "text": " Run back to your wife!"}, {"start": 7827.62, "end": 7829.62, "text": " Why alone now?"}, {"start": 7829.62, "end": 7831.62, "text": " Dangerous knife!"}, {"start": 7831.62, "end": 7833.62, "text": " Ladybug should really be a friend each one."}, {"start": 7837.62, "end": 7853.74, "text": " Is this dumb why is she not walking is she generally dumb?"}, {"start": 7853.74, "end": 7855.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7877.74, "end": 7880.74, "text": " There's newbodies a little stiff. Must be an oak."}, {"start": 7913.74, "end": 7943.54, "text": " I am never lost in the wilderness, only in conversation."}, {"start": 7943.54, "end": 7951.54, "text": " LPC Valkorce here is completely boosted"}, {"start": 7981.54, "end": 8000.62, "text": " I'm gonna go start dragon again, and I'm gonna die in there hopefully a way for 15"}, {"start": 8011.54, "end": 8014.66, "text": " How can I play when my Velkos is sitting under his tower the entire game long?"}, {"start": 8014.66, "end": 8015.7, "text": " How can I play the game?"}, {"start": 8016.4, "end": 8018.08, "text": " When Syndra will always be here first."}, {"start": 8026.2, "end": 8027.54, "text": " Like that level, like..."}, {"start": 8027.54, "end": 8028.88, "text": " Just left left at this point."}, {"start": 8041.54, "end": 8057.16, "text": " When I was playing with constant uv on me, and Pyke would perma-worse my dungle, I was"}, {"start": 8057.16, "end": 8059.16, "text": " literally how can i play the game"}, {"start": 8073.16, "end": 8075.16, "text": " maybe this complete freak of a player"}, {"start": 8076.599999999999, "end": 8082.04, "text": " not punishable by the way this perma goes makes it giga obvious nothing to do about it"}, {"start": 8082.599999999999, "end": 8085.32, "text": " no punishable anything it's completely fine to do"}, {"start": 8087.16, "end": 8098.5599999999995, "text": " I don't even know what to do, I go to my raptors, my Velkoz is sitting here so I can never get"}, {"start": 8098.5599999999995, "end": 8100.48, "text": " my raptors because I can only just be there."}, {"start": 8100.48, "end": 8106.5599999999995, "text": " Like this is my Velkoz gameplay the entire game, so what can I do?"}, {"start": 8106.5599999999995, "end": 8110.4, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 8110.4, "end": 8115.48, "text": " Cover the map, what am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 8115.4800000000005, "end": 8122.4800000000005, "text": " my maps so they don't know where my jungler is, like what is this, argh, what would that"}, {"start": 8145.4800000000005, "end": 8149.4800000000005, "text": " I thought I got a stranger like that"}, {"start": 8165.4800000000005, "end": 8166.4800000000005, "text": " I fall"}, {"start": 8166.4800000000005, "end": 8168.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8182.64, "end": 8184.64, "text": " Was the killing"}, {"start": 8196.48, "end": 8198.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8209.26, "end": 8211.26, "text": " Close"}, {"start": 8226.48, "end": 8255.6, "text": " I'll give you a burst so you're even more safe, don't worry about us."}, {"start": 8255.6, "end": 8256.6, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8258.6, "end": 8262.6, "text": " Make sure don't step out of that comfort zone, just keep staying on the tower."}, {"start": 8285.6, "end": 8311.6, "text": " I got to stop the N'Kiri while I suck at BAN, I should do what the Velkoz is doing."}, {"start": 8341.6, "end": 8351.6, "text": " Yeah we're killing this guy bro."}, {"start": 8351.6, "end": 8371.56, "text": " I'm getting my CS in the top so I don't get banned."}, {"start": 8371.56, "end": 8375.56, "text": " I can't go in my jungle, I will get insta one shot"}, {"start": 8401.56, "end": 8422.859999999999, "text": " if no one here goes bot lane i'll go and cash that bot lane, i don't mind"}, {"start": 8482.86, "end": 8497.26, "text": " kill him kill him kill him"}, {"start": 8497.26, "end": 8507.26, "text": " fuck em up D.C."}, {"start": 8507.26, "end": 8529.66, "text": " Boom to FF guys, this is too winnable guys, live with FF."}, {"start": 8529.66, "end": 8531.66, "text": " killing straight whore's out"}, {"start": 8551.66, "end": 8557.66, "text": " Asap has done irreversible damage to the US server"}, {"start": 8559.66, "end": 8564.66, "text": " I told you to get that second half nuked out."}, {"start": 8619.66, "end": 8626.66, "text": " Are we trying to fund this or?"}, {"start": 8679.66, "end": 8686.66, "text": " Oh, I feel like Dr. Mundo is stronger than me honestly."}, {"start": 8701.66, "end": 8704.66, "text": " Okay, I gotta stop dying, or something, actually, then."}, {"start": 8709.66, "end": 8737.86, "text": " It's winnable guys, it's winnable!"}, {"start": 8737.86, "end": 8741.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, sure it is Voli. Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 8744.86, "end": 8745.86, "text": " Never give up."}, {"start": 8756.54, "end": 8758.54, "text": " I'm seeding base, I'm not dying another time."}, {"start": 8758.54, "end": 8760.54, "text": " I'm seeding base with the rest of the team."}, {"start": 8760.54, "end": 8762.54, "text": " That's what we've been doing the entire game anyways."}, {"start": 8797.86, "end": 8799.86, "text": " thought of this"}, {"start": 8827.86, "end": 8834.86, "text": " This new body's a little stiff. Must be an oak."}, {"start": 8857.86, "end": 8858.36, "text": " I got him!"}, {"start": 8858.36, "end": 8858.86, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 8858.86, "end": 8859.36, "text": " I got him!"}, {"start": 8867.86, "end": 8868.36, "text": " Win a ball."}, {"start": 8873.36, "end": 8874.86, "text": " I killed the AC, I'm useless now."}, {"start": 8917.86, "end": 8919.86, "text": " I think he's gonna die."}, {"start": 8938.86, "end": 8940.86, "text": " District talking."}, {"start": 8941.86, "end": 8943.86, "text": " Invading him to one with one."}, {"start": 8947.86, "end": 8967.26, "text": " I'm not on my best yet."}, {"start": 8967.26, "end": 8974.26, "text": " pro"}, {"start": 8984.78, "end": 8990.02, "text": " he's piss scared"}, {"start": 8990.02, "end": 8993.06, "text": " and this Indra was so fucking giga ghost as well"}, {"start": 8993.06, "end": 8995.7, "text": " nice to play the game"}, {"start": 8995.7, "end": 9004.02, "text": " My Ezreal's a response to everything I say in the chat on stream, my Velkoz is sitting under tower fucking bot,"}, {"start": 9004.02, "end": 9008.62, "text": " Syndra is spending more time on Nightstream than she is actually playing the game."}, {"start": 9008.62, "end": 9011.12, "text": " I have to, I have to play the game."}, {"start": 9011.12, "end": 9016.6, "text": " I'm not queuing Rungle, my teammate has to deal with these fucking dog shit ghosters."}, {"start": 9016.6, "end": 9019.6, "text": " I'm not dealing with it, they can deal with it."}, {"start": 9019.6, "end": 9044.92, "text": " No shit in all the junglers I can hate me, this is unplayable to play."}, {"start": 9044.92, "end": 9051.92, "text": " now the rock comes"}, {"start": 9052.24, "end": 9056.32, "text": " oh the velkos the velkos"}, {"start": 9056.32, "end": 9061.48, "text": " who the guy who told me i was getting banned"}, {"start": 9061.48, "end": 9065.56, "text": " got feedback destructive chat"}, {"start": 9065.56, "end": 9067.4, "text": " yeah that's what happens"}, {"start": 9067.4, "end": 9071.08, "text": " dog sit back down"}, {"start": 9071.08, "end": 9073.08, "text": " karma's bitch"}, {"start": 9086.66, "end": 9088.66, "text": " well this ban, where are they? or maybe"}, {"start": 9088.66, "end": 9091.78, "text": " How can you even play jungle role while streaming?"}, {"start": 9100.26, "end": 9103.619999999999, "text": " Yeah that's what happened Shad I'm telling you I got agents"}, {"start": 9104.66, "end": 9113.14, "text": " I have important people in the high ups you ever say anything against me I'll call them and that's a threat"}, {"start": 9118.66, "end": 9131.539999999999, "text": " 65 months with the goat is going to be psych made land I feel like it's going to be psych"}, {"start": 9131.54, "end": 9132.54, "text": " back mid lane"}, {"start": 9149.54, "end": 9150.54, "text": " back my comp"}, {"start": 9152.54, "end": 9154.54, "text": " ok Camille top last better"}, {"start": 9154.54, "end": 9164.54, "text": " Is it JoWao, Shaco's support perhaps?"}, {"start": 9164.54, "end": 9166.54, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 9166.54, "end": 9170.54, "text": " I need AP, I need laner."}, {"start": 9170.54, "end": 9173.54, "text": " What should I play chat?"}, {"start": 9173.54, "end": 9177.54, "text": " I don't even know what I'm playing versus."}, {"start": 9177.54, "end": 9180.54, "text": " Like, Jago or Sack."}, {"start": 9180.54, "end": 9182.54, "text": " I can go Lux."}, {"start": 9182.54, "end": 9184.54, "text": " my lax is clean"}, {"start": 9186.220000000001, "end": 9191.660000000002, "text": " i could honestly play ap earlier like this pick is not even that bad if your solo ap"}, {"start": 9192.380000000001, "end": 9198.78, "text": " is not even that bad destroy s11 erase s11 annihilate s11 mods"}, {"start": 9204.060000000001, "end": 9209.34, "text": " shut i promise it's not troll i promise it's not troll you're gonna see this this is gonna be insane"}, {"start": 9212.54, "end": 9217.54, "text": " Look at what my teammate said, a bit AD heavy."}, {"start": 9217.54, "end": 9222.54, "text": " Don't you worry about that."}, {"start": 9242.54, "end": 9272.380000000001, "text": " You can get to see the power of api Relya honestly if I can if I can be 100%"}, {"start": 9272.380000000001, "end": 9277.880000000001, "text": " honest I think majority of the times where it's looked bad has been a player"}, {"start": 9277.880000000001, "end": 9283.240000000002, "text": " issue. I don't play this pick that often I really it's one of the hardest"}, {"start": 9283.240000000002, "end": 9290.560000000001, "text": " champions to play in the game like the pick works the player me myself I'm not"}, {"start": 9290.560000000001, "end": 9297.44, "text": " super confident on it if I can just get the gameplay side under control this"}, {"start": 9297.44, "end": 9301.36, "text": " is a real pick it's actually really good"}, {"start": 9302.380000000001, "end": 9330.580000000002, "text": " you never did a good game on her what do you mean"}, {"start": 9330.58, "end": 9335.98, "text": " bro bro bro this is just not true by the way bro I probably played at this"}, {"start": 9335.98, "end": 9339.62, "text": " point I probably played like hundred and fifty eight carrelia games and you're"}, {"start": 9339.62, "end": 9345.34, "text": " sitting here telling me I never once did well bro are you out of your mind"}, {"start": 9360.58, "end": 9387.86, "text": " I should win this level 1, I need to get my passive from the minions."}, {"start": 9387.86, "end": 9401.060000000001, "text": " Ah, turret shot, cooked."}, {"start": 9401.060000000001, "end": 9415.18, "text": " Okay, level 2 first."}, {"start": 9415.18, "end": 9422.18, "text": " Playing with fire sack."}, {"start": 9422.18, "end": 9434.18, "text": " I'm out of potions."}, {"start": 9434.18, "end": 9438.380000000001, "text": " I want to take this wave and B I think."}, {"start": 9438.380000000001, "end": 9440.380000000001, "text": " I really has giga waves in the early game"}, {"start": 9453.380000000001, "end": 9455.380000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna even sweat it"}, {"start": 9455.380000000001, "end": 9457.380000000001, "text": " I'm not even gonna look at that passive"}, {"start": 9457.380000000001, "end": 9459.380000000001, "text": " I got the passive, I'm happy"}, {"start": 9459.380000000001, "end": 9473.060000000001, "text": " Don't overcomplicate things."}, {"start": 9473.060000000001, "end": 9482.220000000001, "text": " Remember chat, you don't have to be the best, you just have to be good enough."}, {"start": 9482.22, "end": 9510.179999999998, "text": " If I didn't have the balsa vs name tag, maybe he comes back with claw farmer here."}, {"start": 9510.18, "end": 9517.74, "text": " You can kind of bait your opponent into building armor and then you pivot into AP because you"}, {"start": 9517.74, "end": 9522.74, "text": " go gunblade, right?"}, {"start": 9522.74, "end": 9532.74, "text": " W the wave here so I can actually clear it."}, {"start": 9532.74, "end": 9539.74, "text": " I'm gonna hit this."}, {"start": 9539.74, "end": 9542.74, "text": " I'm ready to die here."}, {"start": 9542.74, "end": 9546.74, "text": " He used everything."}, {"start": 9546.74, "end": 9550.74, "text": " I could have played a lot better, but I got him."}, {"start": 9550.74, "end": 9553.74, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 9553.74, "end": 9556.74, "text": " How many minutes did it lose under his tower there?"}, {"start": 9556.74, "end": 9560.74, "text": " A lot."}, {"start": 9560.74, "end": 9575.699999999999, "text": " Alright, huge, I built up a 20 CS lead and I got a plating and now I bought AP, so we'll"}, {"start": 9575.699999999999, "end": 9584.82, "text": " see if I can keep this lead up."}, {"start": 9584.82, "end": 9605.96, "text": " No way, he dropped it."}, {"start": 9605.960000000001, "end": 9612.960000000001, "text": " I'm good enough against this divey mare."}, {"start": 9626.960000000001, "end": 9631.960000000001, "text": " Wait! Hang on! What did I just do?"}, {"start": 9631.960000000001, "end": 9636.960000000001, "text": " Wait, that kinda looked like something that I really would actually do."}, {"start": 9636.960000000001, "end": 9637.960000000001, "text": " Hang on!"}, {"start": 9640.960000000001, "end": 9642.960000000001, "text": " Well, nasty with it."}, {"start": 9661.960000000001, "end": 9672.2, "text": " I'm scared, getting ganked, it's like we're level 6, ah it's like I'm all in back side"}, {"start": 9672.2, "end": 9682.800000000001, "text": " level 6, it's completely OP spike, oh yeah, that push into me."}, {"start": 9682.800000000001, "end": 9707.800000000001, "text": " We're gonna hold the wave here."}, {"start": 9707.800000000001, "end": 9709.800000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 9737.800000000001, "end": 9753.080000000002, "text": " Can't dive. Oh, arrow? Yes."}, {"start": 9753.08, "end": 9766.76, "text": " You are kidding me!"}, {"start": 9766.76, "end": 9772.68, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9772.68, "end": 9777.6, "text": " I'm base here by the way."}, {"start": 9777.6, "end": 9780.28, "text": " Someone can take the wave if they want to have an item."}, {"start": 9780.28, "end": 9781.28, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9781.28, "end": 9783.94, "text": " I'm gonna be fired, killer mode activated"}, {"start": 9798.060000000001, "end": 9800.560000000001, "text": " Imal, if you place it, ID, bros"}, {"start": 9805.900000000001, "end": 9807.900000000001, "text": " ID, I'm rolling, I was like, trolling"}, {"start": 9807.900000000001, "end": 9809.400000000001, "text": " What are we talking about?"}, {"start": 9811.28, "end": 9813.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9827.12, "end": 9829.12, "text": " Good damage"}, {"start": 9841.28, "end": 9864.12, "text": " Suck his old squishies with some AP bill."}, {"start": 9864.12, "end": 9868.12, "text": " Oh my god his ash."}, {"start": 9868.12, "end": 9870.12, "text": " Oh my god this Ash has missed"}, {"start": 9873.44, "end": 9875.44, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 9875.800000000001, "end": 9877.800000000001, "text": " Let's take one more wave"}, {"start": 9891.08, "end": 9895.6, "text": " Oh my god, it's a perfect game. It's a completely perfect game"}, {"start": 9898.12, "end": 9905.12, "text": " What boots do I need?"}, {"start": 9905.12, "end": 9910.84, "text": " Like buying magic penetration on ap arelia feels a little bit weird because your W is"}, {"start": 9910.84, "end": 9913.2, "text": " physical damage, you know?"}, {"start": 9913.2, "end": 9916.880000000001, "text": " But I think it might still be the best."}, {"start": 9916.880000000001, "end": 9921.880000000001, "text": " I could go like upgrade a Merc, but I think I need to keep that cannon one shot and keep on."}, {"start": 9929.880000000001, "end": 9931.880000000001, "text": " Ah, if I got my Q off, he would have died."}, {"start": 9932.880000000001, "end": 9937.880000000001, "text": " My damage, I'm doing surprisingly a lot of damage, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 9946.880000000001, "end": 9956.880000000001, "text": " And that's tower in 10.30, wow."}, {"start": 9956.880000000001, "end": 9963.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I misclicked."}, {"start": 9963.880000000001, "end": 9970.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I rolled again."}, {"start": 9970.880000000001, "end": 9973.76, "text": " Oh my god, I misclicked flash into them, bro."}, {"start": 9973.76, "end": 9975.76, "text": " i panicked"}, {"start": 9979.76, "end": 9981.76, "text": " i panicked and i win that"}, {"start": 10003.76, "end": 10022.32, "text": " We got the chat down, we go got 700 gold chat down, not good."}, {"start": 10022.32, "end": 10023.32, "text": " Black DPS."}, {"start": 10023.32, "end": 10026.48, "text": " Yeah, APA really is mostly a Burst Champion than anything."}, {"start": 10032.119999999999, "end": 10032.92, "text": " I'm coming top."}, {"start": 10043.32, "end": 10044.619999999999, "text": " I'll just give him a smurfing."}, {"start": 10044.82, "end": 10046.02, "text": " I should take over."}, {"start": 10047.22, "end": 10049.42, "text": " Let Ashe take mid, and I take top."}, {"start": 10083.32, "end": 10086.52, "text": " I can't dive like you're in great ash"}, {"start": 10087.52, "end": 10090.32, "text": " But I have a hard time diving, he's passive"}, {"start": 10090.92, "end": 10093.52, "text": " But it's great that you keep hitting them, you know"}, {"start": 10093.52, "end": 10094.92, "text": " It's really impressive"}, {"start": 10096.92, "end": 10098.52, "text": " Why'd you keep doing that?"}, {"start": 10104.119999999999, "end": 10105.52, "text": " This guy's level 9"}, {"start": 10113.32, "end": 10115.32, "text": " I'm going to easily die there"}, {"start": 10129.9, "end": 10130.9, "text": " Can I die?"}, {"start": 10136.32, "end": 10137.32, "text": " I'm so dead"}, {"start": 10137.32, "end": 10139.32, "text": " Oh, that's bad."}, {"start": 10142.32, "end": 10144.32, "text": " I should probably be perma banned."}, {"start": 10146.32, "end": 10148.32, "text": " Hmm, not bad."}, {"start": 10148.32, "end": 10173.32, "text": " What the potential damage has, the potential damage is there."}, {"start": 10173.32, "end": 10183.72, "text": " Let me take over bot, Ashe goes mid."}, {"start": 10183.72, "end": 10185.72, "text": " This Mulder is 4-0."}, {"start": 10185.72, "end": 10189.72, "text": " But it's a very good matchup for me, so shouldn't be a problem."}, {"start": 10203.32, "end": 10225.32, "text": " Am I alone here?"}, {"start": 10225.32, "end": 10232.32, "text": " Big zone."}, {"start": 10232.32, "end": 10261.32, "text": " We're freezing, Sack."}, {"start": 10261.32, "end": 10268.32, "text": " i'm so down to fight here"}, {"start": 10268.32, "end": 10292.08, "text": " As he gets the raw mid lane off, dives the smolder when he uses everday."}, {"start": 10292.08, "end": 10295.4, "text": " Wow that's very good"}, {"start": 10313.38, "end": 10315.38, "text": " Where you going? Where you running?"}, {"start": 10316.36, "end": 10318.36, "text": " What a guy sir"}, {"start": 10322.08, "end": 10326.08, "text": " Can't really help, I could, but..."}, {"start": 10330.08, "end": 10334.08, "text": " I kinda only want to take fights with my ulti."}, {"start": 10334.08, "end": 10354.8, "text": " then ap arelia looks OP right right that's what i've been saying"}, {"start": 10354.800000000001, "end": 10374.480000000001, "text": " I don't really like it, I like to be more spend heavy damage, not auto attacks client."}, {"start": 10374.48, "end": 10379.48, "text": " I might be dead here."}, {"start": 10379.48, "end": 10385.48, "text": " I can't do anything."}, {"start": 10385.48, "end": 10400.48, "text": " Make sure I don't use slash before dragon fights."}, {"start": 10400.48, "end": 10429.96, "text": " I'm on my way do we still want to fight without ribbon honestly yeah"}, {"start": 10429.960000000001, "end": 10434.960000000001, "text": " bro this is gonna be insane that much"}, {"start": 10447.960000000001, "end": 10450.960000000001, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 10451.960000000001, "end": 10454.960000000001, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 10454.960000000001, "end": 10461.960000000001, "text": " I did 3500 damage that's not bad and I got more the guys you already did, he's not going to be winable"}, {"start": 10461.960000000001, "end": 10466.960000000001, "text": " oh, he's for sure recent, nevermind"}, {"start": 10474.960000000001, "end": 10476.960000000001, "text": " oh the fuck this wave"}, {"start": 10479.960000000001, "end": 10481.960000000001, "text": " Camille is not going to catch this"}, {"start": 10484.960000000001, "end": 10488.460000000001, "text": " Oh, should I say suck my drive?"}, {"start": 10488.460000000001, "end": 10490.960000000001, "text": " Oh, that's not me."}, {"start": 10501.960000000001, "end": 10504.460000000001, "text": " I have rabon on giga OP."}, {"start": 10514.960000000001, "end": 10521.960000000001, "text": " Get him, get him, get him."}, {"start": 10521.960000000001, "end": 10525.960000000001, "text": " Come blade, slow, need to kill."}, {"start": 10525.960000000001, "end": 10528.960000000001, "text": " More gold for the APR, really."}, {"start": 10528.960000000001, "end": 10529.960000000001, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 10529.960000000001, "end": 10532.960000000001, "text": " I've been able to buy a large shot with this."}, {"start": 10532.960000000001, "end": 10534.960000000001, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 10544.960000000001, "end": 10556.400000000001, "text": " Oh, hang on a second."}, {"start": 10556.400000000001, "end": 10568.400000000001, "text": " Big damage."}, {"start": 10568.4, "end": 10588.72, "text": " I'll be like bro this board cancer is so lame by the way it's so lame"}, {"start": 10588.72, "end": 10594.72, "text": " get baron though"}, {"start": 10594.72, "end": 10608.4, "text": " I'm going penetration build"}, {"start": 10608.4, "end": 10635.4, "text": " My hang on, didn't get anything."}, {"start": 10635.4, "end": 10637.4, "text": " Sash is still dumb."}, {"start": 10654.4, "end": 10655.4, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 10655.4, "end": 10657.4, "text": " Let's fuck them."}, {"start": 10658.4, "end": 10660.4, "text": " Ooh, wait. This is a giga flank?"}, {"start": 10665.4, "end": 10675.4, "text": " Come on! Kill this guy too!"}, {"start": 10675.4, "end": 10677.4, "text": " Ooh, ulti!"}, {"start": 10677.4, "end": 10682.4, "text": " No counterplay versus this, by the way."}, {"start": 10682.4, "end": 10684.4, "text": " We must be winning."}, {"start": 10684.4, "end": 10687.4, "text": " This is winning, surely."}, {"start": 10687.4, "end": 10692.4, "text": " I think we just killed him, I guess."}, {"start": 10692.4, "end": 10693.4, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 10695.4, "end": 10696.4, "text": " Bro, you are kidding me!"}, {"start": 10696.4, "end": 10697.4, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 10697.4, "end": 10698.4, "text": " Bro, this is..."}, {"start": 10698.4, "end": 10700.4, "text": " I'm having a game of my life over here!"}, {"start": 10704.4, "end": 10707.4, "text": " This is probably the worst thing that can happen to me."}, {"start": 10707.4, "end": 10710.4, "text": " This right here is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to me."}, {"start": 10711.4, "end": 10713.4, "text": " Because you know I'm going to be living off this high."}, {"start": 10713.4, "end": 10716.4, "text": " I'm going to think that my APR is good."}, {"start": 10716.4, "end": 10718.4, "text": " I'm going to play 20 more games of this."}, {"start": 10718.4, "end": 10721.4, "text": " I'm getting Paraband by the end of the week."}, {"start": 10722.4, "end": 10737.6, "text": " It's like when you gamble for the first time in Las Vegas and then you get a jackpot, your"}, {"start": 10737.6, "end": 10742.68, "text": " first ever thing, and then you get addicted and it's cooked for the rest of life."}, {"start": 10742.68, "end": 10747.199999999999, "text": " Yeah, it's not good."}, {"start": 10747.2, "end": 10755.04, "text": " But actually I need to stop getting ulti by more because like it's zero counterplay I"}, {"start": 10755.04, "end": 10758.04, "text": " have to it."}, {"start": 10758.04, "end": 10761.04, "text": " They're mid."}, {"start": 10761.04, "end": 10775.52, "text": " Sryven is fucking trolling that way."}, {"start": 10775.52, "end": 10777.52, "text": " if he lives she's a goat"}, {"start": 10781.2, "end": 10783.2, "text": " Camille is sleeping, we're gonna try to collapse"}, {"start": 10783.2, "end": 10784.7, "text": " I don't know how he's gonna be though"}, {"start": 10784.7, "end": 10786.7, "text": " this looks so weird"}, {"start": 10793.960000000001, "end": 10795.960000000001, "text": " ULTIC what are you doing worldy guys?"}, {"start": 10795.960000000001, "end": 10797.960000000001, "text": " how shit are you?"}, {"start": 10797.960000000001, "end": 10799.960000000001, "text": " you're such a fan"}, {"start": 10801.16, "end": 10803.16, "text": " you're just doing it for fun these days"}, {"start": 10805.52, "end": 10816.960000000001, "text": " We should do the drake, but we don't. Yeah we do have jungler. Let's do it, more decency"}, {"start": 10816.960000000001, "end": 10818.960000000001, "text": " I'm so"}, {"start": 10825.400000000001, "end": 10827.400000000001, "text": " I just want to help actually"}, {"start": 10839.640000000001, "end": 10841.640000000001, "text": " Come on, I can't move"}, {"start": 10842.04, "end": 10844.04, "text": " I'm perma CC'd"}, {"start": 10844.04, "end": 10848.7, "text": " Holy chill, my ult is in 2000 damage."}, {"start": 10848.7, "end": 10852.26, "text": " Fuck, if I just played better, we actually win there by the way."}, {"start": 10852.26, "end": 10856.42, "text": " If I just played better, I actually ace all of them, for real."}, {"start": 10856.42, "end": 10861.94, "text": " We got the Drake, that's what's important I guess."}, {"start": 10874.04, "end": 10884.68, "text": " I don't want to be that guy but my support is building can be no shaco like that guy is actually trolling"}, {"start": 10884.68, "end": 10911.880000000001, "text": " So I win if I don't die, hopefully I do actually."}, {"start": 10911.880000000001, "end": 10914.880000000001, "text": " It is so unskilled, it is so unskilled, how am I even losing this?"}, {"start": 10918.880000000001, "end": 10919.880000000001, "text": " Kill him."}, {"start": 10928.880000000001, "end": 10932.880000000001, "text": " I mean, APA relays for a teamfighting champion, to be fair."}, {"start": 10941.880000000001, "end": 10948.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to kill him."}, {"start": 10955.880000000001, "end": 10962.880000000001, "text": " Ash is actually playing so well."}, {"start": 10962.880000000001, "end": 10963.880000000001, "text": " Hi Messi."}, {"start": 10963.880000000001, "end": 10965.880000000001, "text": " Shout out to Bestmoss."}, {"start": 10965.880000000001, "end": 10967.880000000001, "text": " I need more catamots."}, {"start": 10967.880000000001, "end": 10968.880000000001, "text": " I'll kill them now."}, {"start": 10968.880000000001, "end": 10970.880000000001, "text": " I hope you get a good day, you cutie."}, {"start": 10970.880000000001, "end": 10971.880000000001, "text": " Love them!"}, {"start": 10979.320000000002, "end": 10983.6, "text": " Oh my god, f**king flush. I'm still going, you're a good f**k."}, {"start": 10991.44, "end": 10992.44, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 11000.880000000001, "end": 11004.880000000001, "text": " No flash."}, {"start": 11007.880000000001, "end": 11013.880000000001, "text": " So who's useless now, team? I don't get it. How are we losing every fight?"}, {"start": 11013.880000000001, "end": 11036.880000000001, "text": " I'm going to get a pair of my get-morty, because it's another way."}, {"start": 11066.880000000001, "end": 11072.12, "text": " Ah, nice nice team you did really good there. I lose to this act by the way this act wins the game"}, {"start": 11072.12, "end": 11075.34, "text": " Can you manage that? We're living in a world where this act wins the game"}, {"start": 11087.44, "end": 11093.44, "text": " My shake with secret agent sent to sent to fucking lose my games and"}, {"start": 11093.44, "end": 11097.58, "text": " And the enemy, entire enemy team is in my stream."}, {"start": 11097.58, "end": 11100.08, "text": " Yeah, these are enjoyable games to play, by the way."}, {"start": 11100.92, "end": 11103.08, "text": " These are enjoyable games. All the games today."}, {"start": 11103.08, "end": 11105.08, "text": " All the games, anyway, honestly."}, {"start": 11105.08, "end": 11107.08, "text": " But people are so shameless."}, {"start": 11113.720000000001, "end": 11117.720000000001, "text": " All the guys root this me so he can fucking print screenshots of it."}, {"start": 11117.720000000001, "end": 11119.720000000001, "text": " And send it to his best friend."}, {"start": 11123.44, "end": 11153.24, "text": " It's crazy stuff, it's crazy stuff, crazy world we're living in."}, {"start": 11153.24, "end": 11160.24, "text": " shame that everybody's"}, {"start": 11164.66, "end": 11168.24, "text": " one one the sake of one we want what i'm not one we want in literally go"}, {"start": 11168.24, "end": 11169.28, "text": " stares"}, {"start": 11169.28, "end": 11176.28, "text": " that's literally what they want"}, {"start": 11183.24, "end": 11208.52, "text": " Yo, chat who's excited for new arena coming out though?"}, {"start": 11208.52, "end": 11211.44, "text": " I'm not back in a week now, not even?"}, {"start": 11211.44, "end": 11214.6, "text": " Bro, that shit is gonna be hype."}, {"start": 11214.6, "end": 11216.44, "text": " I can't wait."}, {"start": 11216.44, "end": 11223.44, "text": " They're making it 3v3v3v3 instead of teams of twos."}, {"start": 11241.44, "end": 11260.68, "text": " I didn't finish the daily, by the way."}, {"start": 11260.68, "end": 11264.560000000001, "text": " I didn't go very good here, like 1-7 or something."}, {"start": 11264.56, "end": 11270.88, "text": " Well, 1 kill was right, it was 8 deaths actually."}, {"start": 11270.88, "end": 11273.56, "text": " Six deaths."}, {"start": 11273.56, "end": 11277.08, "text": " Five deaths."}, {"start": 11277.08, "end": 11278.08, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 11278.08, "end": 11279.08, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 11279.08, "end": 11286.08, "text": " Oh fuck, it was 192, it's this game, shit."}, {"start": 11286.08, "end": 11290.08, "text": " Fuck man, really?"}, {"start": 11290.08, "end": 11301.76, "text": " 1-9 and 2 in this game."}, {"start": 11301.76, "end": 11303.84, "text": " I was actually kinda 1-9, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 11303.84, "end": 11309.32, "text": " Look at this, 4 pin assist on enemies adroane, she was just farming me, I was absorbing all"}, {"start": 11309.32, "end": 11311.4, "text": " the jungle pressure the entire game long."}, {"start": 11311.4, "end": 11313.4, "text": " I was actually 1-9."}, {"start": 11313.4, "end": 11314.4, "text": " I'm kidding."}, {"start": 11327.279999999999, "end": 11329.199999999999, "text": " Winner picks our honeymoon."}, {"start": 11329.199999999999, "end": 11330.44, "text": " Winner picks our honeymoon."}, {"start": 11330.44, "end": 11332.68, "text": " OK, you just got to get more balls in than the other person."}, {"start": 11332.68, "end": 11333.68, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 11333.68, "end": 11334.68, "text": " Babe!"}, {"start": 11334.68, "end": 11336.08, "text": " Babe, where do you want to do the honeymoon?"}, {"start": 11336.08, "end": 11336.58, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 11336.58, "end": 11337.68, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're scorned to me."}, {"start": 11337.68, "end": 11338.68, "text": " I'm going on an island."}, {"start": 11338.68, "end": 11340.08, "text": " OK, like, just an island on a beach?"}, {"start": 11340.08, "end": 11342.08, "text": " Yeah, I just want to land on the beach with you."}, {"start": 11342.08, "end": 11346.08, "text": " Yeah, right after we get married, but not like, babe!"}, {"start": 11346.08, "end": 11348.08, "text": " Babe, chill! Give me a chance!"}, {"start": 11348.08, "end": 11352.08, "text": " I didn't even get to say what I wanted to do."}, {"start": 11352.08, "end": 11356.08, "text": " I'll tell you if I start to get more close to the wedding. It doesn't matter right here."}, {"start": 11356.08, "end": 11360.08, "text": " Oh, oh, is it time? Oh, they come back!"}, {"start": 11360.08, "end": 11364.08, "text": " Alright, I'll tell you, babe, I want to go to the States."}, {"start": 11364.08, "end": 11365.08, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 11365.08, "end": 11366.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11366.08, "end": 11368.08, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11368.08, "end": 11370.08, "text": " I don't know if it's possible."}, {"start": 11370.08, "end": 11374.08, "text": " Hey, Jeff Bezos, you know that rocket that goes here,"}, {"start": 11374.08, "end": 11375.08, "text": " that looks kind of like a..."}, {"start": 11375.08, "end": 11376.08, "text": " That goes to space?"}, {"start": 11376.08, "end": 11377.08, "text": " I would love to go..."}, {"start": 11377.08, "end": 11379.08, "text": " Oh, wait!"}, {"start": 11379.08, "end": 11380.08, "text": " I won!"}, {"start": 11380.08, "end": 11381.08, "text": " Winner picked our honeymoon!"}, {"start": 11381.08, "end": 11383.08, "text": " Okay, you just gotta get more balls in the..."}, {"start": 11383.08, "end": 11384.08, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 11384.08, "end": 11385.08, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 11385.08, "end": 11387.08, "text": " Miss the beat to space."}, {"start": 11400.08, "end": 11413.4, "text": " I think I'm queuing mid by the way."}, {"start": 11413.4, "end": 11415.4, "text": " Why am I picking scion?"}, {"start": 11415.4, "end": 11420.44, "text": " I'm playing to troll, I'm not playing to win."}, {"start": 11420.44, "end": 11427.44, "text": " Why am I picking scion?"}, {"start": 11427.44, "end": 11457.24, "text": " I will go support if they pick like a non CC, non mobile"}, {"start": 11457.24, "end": 11459.24, "text": " I'm a champion, that even exists."}, {"start": 11470.92, "end": 11473.42, "text": " I'm not going support, not interleon in a way."}, {"start": 11474.42, "end": 11475.42, "text": " Into karma?"}, {"start": 11480.92, "end": 11481.92, "text": " Should I do it?"}, {"start": 11482.76, "end": 11483.76, "text": " Science soup."}, {"start": 11487.24, "end": 11516.24, "text": " I'll try to go over here, one of the best options probably is footwear."}, {"start": 11516.24, "end": 11518.24, "text": " Approach"}, {"start": 11524.44, "end": 11529.039999999999, "text": " The problem with support sion is it's really really good. It's just"}, {"start": 11530.36, "end": 11533.92, "text": " You need you need a sub and a to see that trust you, you know"}, {"start": 11534.44, "end": 11538.36, "text": " Like it's really really good, but your a to see needs to trust you on what you're doing"}, {"start": 11539.199999999999, "end": 11542.96, "text": " Because there's a high shelf if I go in and in that he just gives up"}, {"start": 11546.24, "end": 11549.0, "text": " Like ADC is mental, I guess. Really not it."}, {"start": 11549.72, "end": 11554.6, "text": " So a lot of times when I play sound support, my ADC would just start like trolling."}, {"start": 11555.34, "end": 11557.1, "text": " Because I'm like, feeding."}, {"start": 11565.76, "end": 11567.68, "text": " Honestly, I don't need the potion."}, {"start": 11569.48, "end": 11570.36, "text": " Potion is bad."}, {"start": 11574.24, "end": 11575.96, "text": " I should have went Oracle lands for sure."}, {"start": 11576.24, "end": 11588.24, "text": " I can't clear this"}, {"start": 11588.24, "end": 11607.119999999999, "text": " I'm gonna contest prior even though it's karma virus"}, {"start": 11607.12, "end": 11609.12, "text": " I still want to contest it kinda"}, {"start": 11618.12, "end": 11620.12, "text": " I should have pushed hard enough, the minions"}, {"start": 11622.12, "end": 11624.12, "text": " I just need to get into this push down here somehow"}, {"start": 11625.12, "end": 11627.12, "text": " I might get there now"}, {"start": 11628.12, "end": 11630.12, "text": " Well, and now the lane becomes so easy to play"}, {"start": 11637.12, "end": 11644.12, "text": " Okay, then my words now."}, {"start": 11644.12, "end": 11653.12, "text": " Go over here, get level 2."}, {"start": 11653.12, "end": 11660.12, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 11660.12, "end": 11662.12, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 11669.660000000002, "end": 11671.660000000002, "text": " Going"}, {"start": 11679.300000000001, "end": 11681.300000000001, "text": " We're getting this"}, {"start": 11690.12, "end": 11700.960000000001, "text": " This Caitlyn, I can tell she trusts me."}, {"start": 11700.960000000001, "end": 11703.560000000001, "text": " This Caitlyn, she's vibing with me for sure."}, {"start": 11703.560000000001, "end": 11706.68, "text": " She's playing giga aggressive."}, {"start": 11706.68, "end": 11708.800000000001, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 11708.800000000001, "end": 11717.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I still don't think I can sign on it for anything."}, {"start": 11717.800000000001, "end": 11737.800000000001, "text": " So we're going to come for this scuttler, I don't want to miss xp."}, {"start": 11737.800000000001, "end": 11763.800000000001, "text": " Remind me to go Oracle lands next step or recall, I missed."}, {"start": 11763.800000000001, "end": 11765.800000000001, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 11765.800000000001, "end": 11767.800000000001, "text": " I hit."}, {"start": 11767.800000000001, "end": 11769.800000000001, "text": " Into the trap."}, {"start": 11769.800000000001, "end": 11771.800000000001, "text": " Into the kill."}, {"start": 11771.800000000001, "end": 11773.800000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11787.800000000001, "end": 11789.800000000001, "text": " I wish I just died for her."}, {"start": 11793.800000000001, "end": 11803.800000000001, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11803.800000000001, "end": 11822.800000000001, "text": " Where is, where is, he was running back from fountain, he was, so dumb, ah I forgot Oracle,"}, {"start": 11822.800000000001, "end": 11836.36, "text": " ADC players never respect early sound passive because they've never played against it."}, {"start": 11836.36, "end": 11839.380000000001, "text": " We're top lane players who are always respected because they've always played with sound"}, {"start": 11839.380000000001, "end": 11845.380000000001, "text": " for. Oh oh oh, enter enter enter enter enter!"}, {"start": 11854.380000000001, "end": 11859.380000000001, "text": " Oh he's winning down there. Oh he's giga winning."}, {"start": 11861.380000000001, "end": 11864.380000000001, "text": " First one?"}, {"start": 11865.380000000001, "end": 11868.380000000001, "text": " It's not easy."}, {"start": 11869.380000000001, "end": 11871.380000000001, "text": " Do you support Xubar Salomon?"}, {"start": 11873.380000000001, "end": 11874.380000000001, "text": " Oh, bad."}, {"start": 11878.380000000001, "end": 11879.380000000001, "text": " Oh, bad."}, {"start": 11884.380000000001, "end": 11887.380000000001, "text": " Norkalans got it. Big."}, {"start": 11887.380000000001, "end": 11898.500000000002, "text": " the great thing about sound support is when you're toppling scion you can die but you"}, {"start": 11898.500000000002, "end": 11902.94, "text": " have to die at like get the wave with sound support you can literally just die, you can"}, {"start": 11902.94, "end": 11903.94, "text": " literally just feed."}, {"start": 11903.94, "end": 11922.34, "text": " You don't even need to think how you feed, you can just feed."}, {"start": 11922.34, "end": 11925.42, "text": " Both of these guys are free kills when I'm 6."}, {"start": 11925.42, "end": 11927.42, "text": " They're mobile."}, {"start": 11927.42, "end": 11930.42, "text": " I think they're..."}, {"start": 11930.42, "end": 11933.42, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 11933.42, "end": 11958.42, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11958.42, "end": 11960.42, "text": " the"}, {"start": 11960.42, "end": 11973.22, "text": " It's so much easier to die with... with 6."}, {"start": 11973.22, "end": 11980.22, "text": " I don't think I get it on this one, you get no xps or so."}, {"start": 11980.22, "end": 11984.019999999999, "text": " one minute off."}, {"start": 11984.019999999999, "end": 12010.06, "text": " OK, pretend to be that the wave crash varies states."}, {"start": 12010.06, "end": 12030.46, "text": " I'm gonna get the wave low enough for her to finish this, I'm just grieving hard right"}, {"start": 12030.46, "end": 12031.46, "text": " now."}, {"start": 12031.46, "end": 12034.46, "text": " I'm grieving hard."}, {"start": 12034.460000000001, "end": 12041.460000000001, "text": " I get him."}, {"start": 12064.460000000001, "end": 12066.460000000001, "text": " The page says on the side"}, {"start": 12084.660000000002, "end": 12090.62, "text": " Big okay, cuz I entered you before Caitlyn look what I'm gonna do here look how look how nice it is"}, {"start": 12090.62, "end": 12097.62, "text": " There you go, slow push into you."}, {"start": 12097.62, "end": 12102.62, "text": " I'm B."}, {"start": 12102.62, "end": 12117.18, "text": " Alright Shad, when you get to this point, it doesn't matter how you do it, it's just"}, {"start": 12117.18, "end": 12122.74, "text": " The only thing you need to do, win or lose doesn't matter, but you have to fight herma."}, {"start": 12122.74, "end": 12127.34, "text": " I have Dark Harvest stacking, I have Hoobri stacking, and my champion works very well"}, {"start": 12127.34, "end": 12131.14, "text": " in like fiesta games, but I need to fight, all the time, no matter what."}, {"start": 12131.14, "end": 12135.14, "text": " Like here I need to use kill, but this here is kind of my free kill."}, {"start": 12135.14, "end": 12140.14, "text": " Let's keep going here."}, {"start": 12140.14, "end": 12144.14, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 12144.14, "end": 12151.699999999999, "text": " I'm gonna keep the wave for Caitlyn cause I'm nice like that."}, {"start": 12151.699999999999, "end": 12157.32, "text": " I get two rubries and one dark harvest and obviously trading my life as a support for"}, {"start": 12157.32, "end": 12164.32, "text": " Barus's knife in the farm is always gonna be worth it."}, {"start": 12181.6, "end": 12187.08, "text": " Showbot."}, {"start": 12187.08, "end": 12194.08, "text": " i wanna go take his rafters"}, {"start": 12217.08, "end": 12222.08, "text": " This guy don't flash."}, {"start": 12232.08, "end": 12234.08, "text": " I'm gonna ult him, we're gonna dive them."}, {"start": 12235.08, "end": 12237.08, "text": " Where is normal ulti then?"}, {"start": 12244.08, "end": 12246.08, "text": " I hit, I'm going."}, {"start": 12247.08, "end": 12254.08, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 12254.08, "end": 12257.08, "text": " Oh, beautiful."}, {"start": 12257.08, "end": 12258.08, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 12258.08, "end": 12261.08, "text": " Wow, wow, wow."}, {"start": 12261.08, "end": 12267.08, "text": " Oh, oops, sorry."}, {"start": 12267.08, "end": 12269.08, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 12273.08, "end": 12275.08, "text": " The enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 12276.08, "end": 12278.08, "text": " Death at its chance."}, {"start": 12285.08, "end": 12287.08, "text": " The enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 12287.08, "end": 12289.08, "text": " Ah, that's getting straight."}, {"start": 12289.08, "end": 12314.88, "text": " This guy is blue I think."}, {"start": 12314.880000000001, "end": 12316.880000000001, "text": " I won't be wanting him."}, {"start": 12329.880000000001, "end": 12330.880000000001, "text": " Where is this guy?"}, {"start": 12332.880000000001, "end": 12334.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, he came from the years."}, {"start": 12334.880000000001, "end": 12336.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12353.720000000001, "end": 12355.720000000001, "text": " Not up"}, {"start": 12360.26, "end": 12362.26, "text": " One more please"}, {"start": 12364.880000000001, "end": 12366.880000000001, "text": " I'm trolling"}, {"start": 12373.04, "end": 12375.04, "text": " That will look good"}, {"start": 12394.880000000001, "end": 12401.880000000001, "text": " I know Jommus, I could go Jommus, yeah."}, {"start": 12401.880000000001, "end": 12404.880000000001, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 12424.880000000001, "end": 12433.880000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, who's that?"}, {"start": 12433.880000000001, "end": 12450.880000000001, "text": " I'm permanent, that perma snared, silenced, so my CC man, I can't play my character."}, {"start": 12450.880000000001, "end": 12470.560000000001, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 12470.56, "end": 12493.56, "text": " I can't move my character! I can't move my character! Like this is so insane!"}, {"start": 12523.56, "end": 12525.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12544.519999999999, "end": 12546.519999999999, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 12553.56, "end": 12560.56, "text": " that"}, {"start": 12574.24, "end": 12581.24, "text": " get him get him get him"}, {"start": 12583.56, "end": 12585.56, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 12613.56, "end": 12620.56, "text": " Fun fact, when you are born you are the youngest in the world, when you die, you are the oldest in the world."}, {"start": 12625.26, "end": 12629.26, "text": " Well, I'm not even sure about that, I'm sure maybe the first one is sure about that."}, {"start": 12643.56, "end": 12667.56, "text": " Shad, did you know, soon in the future we're gonna be able to live forever?"}, {"start": 12667.56, "end": 12668.06, "text": " So.."}, {"start": 12674.859999999999, "end": 12677.359999999999, "text": " Another question would be, I guess, would you live forever?"}, {"start": 12678.06, "end": 12679.859999999999, "text": " Like, surely there would be some laws against it."}, {"start": 12679.859999999999, "end": 12682.16, "text": " Like, you're not allowed to live forever because that wouldn't work."}, {"start": 12682.66, "end": 12684.66, "text": " We would be too many people on Earth."}, {"start": 12686.66, "end": 12688.56, "text": " Like, we can't live forever because"}, {"start": 12689.16, "end": 12690.76, "text": " that would not be sustainable."}, {"start": 12692.26, "end": 12693.96, "text": " That would not be sustainable at all."}, {"start": 12697.56, "end": 12699.56, "text": " God has been slain"}, {"start": 12727.56, "end": 12732.56, "text": " Maybe they would make some rules, like if you wanna live forever you're not allowed to have kids"}, {"start": 12732.56, "end": 12734.56, "text": " Cause then it's like plus minus one, you know?"}, {"start": 12734.56, "end": 12737.56, "text": " But if you wanna have kids you gotta go and die"}, {"start": 12753.56, "end": 12755.56, "text": " I'm coming!"}, {"start": 12757.56, "end": 12759.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12772.76, "end": 12774.76, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 12787.56, "end": 12816.039999999999, "text": " Shad, is there a way to make you not be super slow and boring when you get old?"}, {"start": 12816.04, "end": 12825.6, "text": " Like I would be down to live till I'm like 300 years old but I wouldn't want to be like"}, {"start": 12825.6, "end": 12845.52, "text": " oh like you know tired every day and stuff like this you know."}, {"start": 12845.52, "end": 12855.28, "text": " and eat well like oh yeah yeah like tell that like a 90 year old bro yes"}, {"start": 12855.28, "end": 12861.24, "text": " you're just exercise bro just exercise you're turning 90 this this month bro"}, {"start": 12861.24, "end": 12866.48, "text": " you should just eat well and exercise then you could be as"}, {"start": 12866.48, "end": 12883.0, "text": " It feels like we're getting older, we're growing older, but we are not, we're not really,"}, {"start": 12883.0, "end": 12887.0, "text": " We don't really have anything for like, becoming old, you know."}, {"start": 12887.0, "end": 12916.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12946.18, "end": 12968.18, "text": " Get up, get up, get up!"}, {"start": 12968.18, "end": 12972.44, "text": " Scientists had a big breakthrough in DHing recently actually, really"}, {"start": 12993.16, "end": 12995.16, "text": " You know what's that shot I"}, {"start": 12995.16, "end": 13004.82, "text": " I know the name, I know the name, I know more the name, wait, I know the name of more"}, {"start": 13004.82, "end": 13017.2, "text": " YouTubers and entertainers than I know of scientists and like, you know, like low-key"}, {"start": 13017.2, "end": 13020.2, "text": " scientists should also go viral, you know."}, {"start": 13020.2, "end": 13022.2, "text": " I feel like scientists don't really go viral these days."}, {"start": 13050.2, "end": 13057.2, "text": " Like imagine back in the day, bro, everybody knew who Einstein was."}, {"start": 13057.2, "end": 13060.2, "text": " Who even is the Einstein of our time?"}, {"start": 13080.2, "end": 13084.2, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 13110.2, "end": 13117.2, "text": " What is this anime fight?"}, {"start": 13117.2, "end": 13122.2, "text": " I'm just kind of watching."}, {"start": 13122.2, "end": 13127.2, "text": " Uuuuughhhhhh!"}, {"start": 13127.2, "end": 13129.2, "text": " FF the game!"}, {"start": 13129.2, "end": 13133.2, "text": " Fucking sinbra champion man!"}, {"start": 13133.2, "end": 13135.2, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13135.2, "end": 13138.2, "text": " 1700 with her art?"}, {"start": 13138.2, "end": 13142.480000000001, "text": " Did she even have any balls out like what even is that?"}, {"start": 13142.48, "end": 13168.48, "text": " I don't know how good it is."}, {"start": 13168.48, "end": 13184.56, "text": " I think Sylla would fit my playstyle, but I'm not very good on mage-less."}, {"start": 13184.56, "end": 13191.56, "text": " Don't imagine I really play Zilean."}, {"start": 13206.9, "end": 13207.9, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13207.9, "end": 13210.9, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13240.9, "end": 13268.9, "text": " 17 deaths, good game."}, {"start": 13268.9, "end": 13275.9, "text": " I'm queuing top lane and hopefully getting Syndra angle."}, {"start": 13287.779999999999, "end": 13292.3, "text": " I'll do one or two more games."}, {"start": 13292.3, "end": 13297.619999999999, "text": " Can you explain the general theory of relativity to us?"}, {"start": 13297.62, "end": 13304.62, "text": " uh... you mean e equals mc squared"}, {"start": 13308.220000000001, "end": 13312.740000000002, "text": " so basically"}, {"start": 13312.740000000002, "end": 13317.220000000001, "text": " of course is alboudinstein"}, {"start": 13317.220000000001, "end": 13322.78, "text": " it is how we understand"}, {"start": 13322.78, "end": 13324.78, "text": " space, time and gravity"}, {"start": 13328.140000000001, "end": 13330.140000000001, "text": " to put it simply"}, {"start": 13352.78, "end": 13377.460000000001, "text": " actually talking about this makes me curious who's the top scientist in the world right"}, {"start": 13377.460000000001, "end": 13384.36, "text": " now. Top 10 Scientist."}, {"start": 13391.68, "end": 13396.960000000001, "text": " Based on 2025, 2026 citation, based ranking, research.com."}, {"start": 13396.960000000001, "end": 13398.960000000001, "text": " I don't know..."}, {"start": 13398.960000000001, "end": 13400.960000000001, "text": " Walter C. Willett?"}, {"start": 13400.960000000001, "end": 13402.960000000001, "text": " H.A. Kim?"}, {"start": 13402.960000000001, "end": 13404.960000000001, "text": " Francisco?"}, {"start": 13404.960000000001, "end": 13406.960000000001, "text": " Who are these guys?"}, {"start": 13412.960000000001, "end": 13414.960000000001, "text": " What did Walter C. Willett do?"}, {"start": 13417.960000000001, "end": 13419.960000000001, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 13420.960000000001, "end": 13422.960000000001, "text": " This guy is smart as fuck."}, {"start": 13426.960000000001, "end": 13435.880000000001, "text": " It's a Syndra time chat, I don't think so, look at their team comp."}, {"start": 13435.880000000001, "end": 13453.6, "text": " Something like Uder would be way better."}, {"start": 13453.6, "end": 13461.960000000001, "text": " physician I don't like glaze Americans but low key every time it's like the"}, {"start": 13461.960000000001, "end": 13466.4, "text": " best of something it's always an American it's always an American who's"}, {"start": 13466.4, "end": 13471.16, "text": " best at something I don't know if you guys know this as well"}, {"start": 13471.16, "end": 13488.52, "text": " Shout out to American Americans all over the world."}, {"start": 13488.52, "end": 13489.52, "text": " Would I go here?"}, {"start": 13489.52, "end": 13494.52, "text": " Good night, probably."}, {"start": 13494.52, "end": 13507.640000000001, "text": " Nutrition researcher, he is Frederick John Stair, Professor of Epidemiology and Nutrition"}, {"start": 13507.640000000001, "end": 13512.640000000001, "text": " at the Harvard School of Public Health and was the Chair of its Department of Nutrition"}, {"start": 13512.640000000001, "end": 13514.960000000001, "text": " from 1991 to 2017."}, {"start": 13514.960000000001, "end": 13528.76, "text": " He is also professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School."}, {"start": 13528.76, "end": 13535.28, "text": " He was awarded annually by the General Motors Cancer Research Foundation as one of trio"}, {"start": 13535.28, "end": 13542.640000000001, "text": " of scientific prizes entirely devoted to cancer research, the other two being the Shars."}, {"start": 13542.64, "end": 13548.119999999999, "text": " wow what a guy what a guy"}, {"start": 13550.64, "end": 13557.519999999999, "text": " I mean what I missed I miss inting in solo queue"}, {"start": 13558.84, "end": 13564.039999999999, "text": " but did he did he invent Bowson's law though"}, {"start": 13602.64, "end": 13611.88, "text": " I'm already half mana, how does that even happen?"}, {"start": 13611.88, "end": 13612.88, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13612.88, "end": 13625.88, "text": " I'm taking so much damage here actually."}, {"start": 13625.880000000001, "end": 13629.880000000001, "text": " I'm taking so much damage here actually"}, {"start": 13639.880000000001, "end": 13641.880000000001, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 13645.880000000001, "end": 13647.880000000001, "text": " This is not good"}, {"start": 13655.880000000001, "end": 13664.800000000001, "text": " he got me I'm so fucked now he got me he got me he got me he got me hey hey"}, {"start": 13664.800000000001, "end": 13667.400000000001, "text": " Hey, props to him, shit. I pissed my pants."}, {"start": 13669.400000000001, "end": 13670.36, "text": " Am I dead?"}, {"start": 13670.36, "end": 13672.04, "text": " Is it two points in W angle?"}, {"start": 13687.400000000001, "end": 13688.400000000001, "text": " I'm a man now."}, {"start": 13694.800000000001, "end": 13705.800000000001, "text": " This works! This works! Oh my god."}, {"start": 13705.800000000001, "end": 13714.800000000001, "text": " Thank you, good job."}, {"start": 13714.800000000001, "end": 13736.62, "text": " Yeah, I'm getting a little bit gapped so far, I forgot you have Gigamanish is on the third"}, {"start": 13736.62, "end": 13741.62, "text": " level 1 for your first reset"}, {"start": 13741.62, "end": 13746.62, "text": " a little bit like Ragnos i guess"}, {"start": 13746.62, "end": 13747.62, "text": " Bye bye!"}, {"start": 13747.62, "end": 13749.62, "text": " We have some taunt, I can take the plating."}, {"start": 13749.62, "end": 13750.62, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 13750.62, "end": 13752.62, "text": " And now proxies, thank you!"}, {"start": 13776.62, "end": 13786.62, "text": " and then B, perfect"}, {"start": 13806.62, "end": 13812.54, "text": " Also build this game shot, Shagoli and Riss."}, {"start": 13812.54, "end": 13816.94, "text": " And I'm gonna go full glass cannon, they're full AP by the way."}, {"start": 13816.94, "end": 13821.94, "text": " If I just go tank with MR I'll be really OP."}, {"start": 13836.62, "end": 13846.62, "text": " You just fight me like this?"}, {"start": 13846.62, "end": 13856.1, "text": " Oh, they're fucked, shit."}, {"start": 13856.1, "end": 13865.34, "text": " You're dying, buddy."}, {"start": 13865.34, "end": 13872.34, "text": " I'm gonna be in Gangt, being swampy in the bottom of the list."}, {"start": 13895.34, "end": 13922.34, "text": " I'm familiar with the towers out there, I was down in range, it's still worth it."}, {"start": 13922.34, "end": 13936.3, "text": " Bro, ammo items are so fake these days, there's nothing I would want to get."}, {"start": 13936.3, "end": 13940.98, "text": " Like Banshees is like so weird on a melee champion, cause it's gonna be just get procked"}, {"start": 13940.98, "end": 13941.98, "text": " instantly."}, {"start": 13941.98, "end": 13945.460000000001, "text": " So the spell shield actually doesn't do a lot for me."}, {"start": 13945.460000000001, "end": 13955.460000000001, "text": " I could also use mid to murk treads and be happy with that."}, {"start": 13955.460000000001, "end": 13971.460000000001, "text": " It is so aggressive."}, {"start": 13971.460000000001, "end": 13976.460000000001, "text": " I can't like it."}, {"start": 13979.460000000001, "end": 13982.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to plant."}, {"start": 14001.460000000001, "end": 14006.460000000001, "text": " In your mess up you can you push the wave. Why is it pushing into me?"}, {"start": 14015.460000000001, "end": 14019.460000000001, "text": " Promise Udre in stuff. Pushes the wave when he wants to trade."}, {"start": 14022.460000000001, "end": 14024.460000000001, "text": " I should look to dive."}, {"start": 14031.460000000001, "end": 14061.42, "text": " I was born as a fuck genre probably coming down"}, {"start": 14061.42, "end": 14089.42, "text": " I should get a reset for Aiden with this big spike."}, {"start": 14089.42, "end": 14094.42, "text": " He bases like that?"}, {"start": 14094.42, "end": 14097.42, "text": " Just on a cannon like this?"}, {"start": 14097.42, "end": 14099.42, "text": " Doesn't he lose a bunch?"}, {"start": 14099.42, "end": 14101.42, "text": " He's TP-bot."}, {"start": 14101.42, "end": 14105.42, "text": " Oh, they killed him."}, {"start": 14105.42, "end": 14107.42, "text": " It would have been really good if he went through."}, {"start": 14107.42, "end": 14117.42, "text": " They would lose so much."}, {"start": 14117.42, "end": 14119.42, "text": " I'm briefed"}, {"start": 14121.98, "end": 14124.48, "text": " Well my team is doing insanely well this game"}, {"start": 14135.74, "end": 14139.98, "text": " Is bad bunny modern day Michael Jackson"}, {"start": 14147.42, "end": 14154.42, "text": " Weapons are for the weak."}, {"start": 14177.42, "end": 14179.42, "text": " I'm gonna look for mid-run."}, {"start": 14186.42, "end": 14187.42, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 14197.42, "end": 14199.42, "text": " I'm dead, by the way."}, {"start": 14202.42, "end": 14204.42, "text": " No, you can't use me, Draven!"}, {"start": 14237.42, "end": 14244.42, "text": " Riot, Riot!"}, {"start": 14244.42, "end": 14255.42, "text": " Oh, you're gonna give me, you're gonna give me!"}, {"start": 14255.42, "end": 14280.9, "text": " Can I dive him?"}, {"start": 14280.9, "end": 14281.9, "text": " That kind of impossible."}, {"start": 14281.9, "end": 14285.9, "text": " He can just W on top of himself. He has so many shields."}, {"start": 14287.9, "end": 14289.9, "text": " I'm very much dead here."}, {"start": 14299.9, "end": 14306.9, "text": " I think it's a mercury treads angle. I don't know, I can easily dodge the taunt. I can easily dodge the syrups."}, {"start": 14306.9, "end": 14308.9, "text": " They don't really have Slyzy after that."}, {"start": 14309.9, "end": 14312.9, "text": " It's never a mercury cause it's always full damage"}, {"start": 14326.9, "end": 14329.9, "text": " Deep in both but I think it's better to sleep in mid and take plate"}, {"start": 14338.9, "end": 14368.02, "text": " I guess I'll take another wave."}, {"start": 14368.02, "end": 14390.24, "text": " Oh you're gonna get me W."}, {"start": 14390.24, "end": 14397.24, "text": " I feel like if I ignited the blades he would've died."}, {"start": 14450.24, "end": 14457.24, "text": " 3 for 2, I can't mess up, I can f**k out of the door with this."}, {"start": 14480.24, "end": 14505.039999999999, "text": " I'm going top here with no TP, am I trolling?"}, {"start": 14505.04, "end": 14511.52, "text": " The thing is Shen is bot and Sinra is mid and they're all mid, so top is literally open."}, {"start": 14511.52, "end": 14515.740000000002, "text": " This is five playings here, two tower."}, {"start": 14515.740000000002, "end": 14519.980000000001, "text": " It's never trolled to be alone on a side lane."}, {"start": 14519.980000000001, "end": 14526.04, "text": " If enemy, if there's no enemies in your lane, you're in the right place."}, {"start": 14526.04, "end": 14527.04, "text": " Always."}, {"start": 14527.04, "end": 14550.76, "text": " if"}, {"start": 14550.76, "end": 14571.32, "text": " I'm so bad!"}, {"start": 14571.32, "end": 14573.880000000001, "text": " I'm so bad!"}, {"start": 14573.880000000001, "end": 14575.880000000001, "text": " Making me a champion man!"}, {"start": 14575.880000000001, "end": 14605.720000000001, "text": " I got Leandris, try a new item."}, {"start": 14635.720000000001, "end": 14640.04, "text": " it's chill me karma I get in there"}, {"start": 14670.04, "end": 14677.04, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 14677.04, "end": 14684.04, "text": " I'm just gonna go for the first time."}, {"start": 14700.04, "end": 14714.080000000002, "text": " I thought the package is 27th of April bullshit like I don't get it"}, {"start": 14714.08, "end": 14730.16, "text": " The fuck is coming, I don't know what that means, but it's the fuck."}, {"start": 14730.16, "end": 14732.16, "text": " Not me"}, {"start": 14747.36, "end": 14749.36, "text": " Right to the death ruins"}, {"start": 14760.16, "end": 14783.08, "text": " I should have picked Zynda, I should have just picked Zynda, I said I was gonna play Zynda"}, {"start": 14783.08, "end": 14785.08, "text": " Why did I pick it?"}, {"start": 14785.08, "end": 14787.08, "text": " Now I have the flavor set"}, {"start": 14789.08, "end": 14791.08, "text": " Still in the next game"}, {"start": 14791.08, "end": 14793.08, "text": " I don't care at this point"}, {"start": 14813.08, "end": 14826.76, "text": " Nice, nice, nice, let's go."}, {"start": 14826.76, "end": 14828.76, "text": " An enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 14832.76, "end": 14834.76, "text": " You cannot outrun me."}, {"start": 14886.76, "end": 14915.1, "text": " any fight is winning fight right now"}, {"start": 14945.1, "end": 14949.26, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 14949.26, "end": 14952.26, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14952.26, "end": 14963.26, "text": " He gets shielded right, it's not scary."}, {"start": 14963.26, "end": 14984.26, "text": " I got exhausted, so I don't kill them now."}, {"start": 14984.26, "end": 15010.26, "text": " Your team has destroyed an inhibitor, your team has destroyed an inhibitor,"}, {"start": 15010.26, "end": 15032.26, "text": " It's probably more than some mess that's popping off."}, {"start": 15032.26, "end": 15034.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15062.26, "end": 15078.26, "text": " why do i have the sin draw?"}, {"start": 15078.26, "end": 15080.26, "text": " I'm gonna cast you dead"}, {"start": 15089.1, "end": 15091.1, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 15102.22, "end": 15104.22, "text": " double LP"}, {"start": 15108.26, "end": 15114.78, "text": " One more game, last game of the day so that Syndra top lane it's time."}, {"start": 15114.78, "end": 15126.380000000001, "text": " I'm convinced it's OP."}, {"start": 15126.380000000001, "end": 15134.74, "text": " Man I really wonder how this ranked MMR reset is going to work."}, {"start": 15134.74, "end": 15140.22, "text": " i really wonder"}, {"start": 15140.22, "end": 15143.26, "text": " i think we might have the worst league of legends"}, {"start": 15143.26, "end": 15145.98, "text": " in the years ahead of us"}, {"start": 15145.98, "end": 15152.26, "text": " like this this like the first four weeks are going to be horrible to play"}, {"start": 15152.26, "end": 15156.98, "text": " because all the games are going to be so unfair"}, {"start": 15156.98, "end": 15161.38, "text": " we're gonna have 3000 LP challenge players and zero LP challenge players"}, {"start": 15161.380000000001, "end": 15163.380000000001, "text": " It's gonna be kinda fun."}, {"start": 15172.86, "end": 15174.86, "text": " We're full AP."}, {"start": 15180.02, "end": 15183.02, "text": " Can't really go Sin Rape for full AP."}, {"start": 15185.500000000002, "end": 15187.500000000002, "text": " Should I hover an AP champion?"}, {"start": 15187.5, "end": 15193.5, "text": " Maybe my team will decide differently."}, {"start": 15193.5, "end": 15197.5, "text": " SHIT! I need to show you something!"}, {"start": 15217.5, "end": 15224.36, "text": " Former pro player Roky shows how the new controller support can help rumble flame spinner to spin at lighting speed"}, {"start": 15230.98, "end": 15235.26, "text": " Shab I'm telling you I'm telling the spinning rumble. It's a thing"}, {"start": 15235.98, "end": 15241.94, "text": " The spinning rumble is making a return now. We have some former pro player vouching for it as well"}, {"start": 15242.38, "end": 15245.34, "text": " Bro this gonna did this gonna blow up"}, {"start": 15245.34, "end": 15251.62, "text": " up the spinning rumble is there guys jump on the hype train while while you"}, {"start": 15251.62, "end": 15258.82, "text": " still can I didn't know you could play legion controller that makes no sense"}, {"start": 15265.14, "end": 15272.94, "text": " when he went scion the hell was that new the mid lane these are great as"}, {"start": 15272.94, "end": 15275.74, "text": " I don't know if I want to go that route"}, {"start": 15278.74, "end": 15281.74, "text": " I can go so much fun stuff"}, {"start": 15282.24, "end": 15283.44, "text": " I can play game with Joel"}, {"start": 15286.04, "end": 15288.34, "text": " Myjon is getting better and better by the way"}, {"start": 15289.54, "end": 15290.34, "text": " That's what I'm doing"}, {"start": 15290.34, "end": 15308.48, "text": " So that my own is like up there, you know, like I'm really really solid on the champion"}, {"start": 15308.48, "end": 15309.48, "text": " now."}, {"start": 15309.48, "end": 15310.48, "text": " You should see it."}, {"start": 15310.48, "end": 15330.76, "text": " I can't do the infinity edge rush in top lane because I need attack speed and I don't get"}, {"start": 15330.76, "end": 15337.0, "text": " enough attack speed without the upgraded tier 2 boots from mid lane quest so I think I"}, {"start": 15337.0, "end": 15344.48, "text": " have to buy an attack speed item which is probably going to be Juntal."}, {"start": 15344.48, "end": 15346.6, "text": " Go Borg, man! Go Borg!"}, {"start": 15346.6, "end": 15350.8, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 15350.8, "end": 15353.32, "text": " I say there's no respite."}, {"start": 15353.32, "end": 15359.36, "text": " Time for Twitch chat to ragebathe me with Borg comments for 40 minutes."}, {"start": 15359.36, "end": 15369.36, "text": " Actually, balls with Borky would have probably won versus 5 Pentakill in that scenario."}, {"start": 15369.36, "end": 15379.560000000001, "text": " I won't, I won't get reshpaded."}, {"start": 15379.56, "end": 15381.56, "text": " I'm trusting in myself"}, {"start": 15400.48, "end": 15405.72, "text": " How greedy would it be to not go attack speed item like I would not be"}, {"start": 15405.720000000001, "end": 15410.36, "text": " 1.33 attack speed until i'm like level 13 or something it's kind of rough you know"}, {"start": 15414.04, "end": 15418.52, "text": " it doesn't really none of this matters the only thing that actually matters is backing on bf sword"}, {"start": 15418.52, "end": 15421.640000000001, "text": " if i can get that i'm happy"}, {"start": 15435.720000000001, "end": 15464.720000000001, "text": " I've got pinged Carapace on the ward, not think I got ganked."}, {"start": 15464.720000000001, "end": 15471.720000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, now look at gank me a lot earlier."}, {"start": 15485.720000000001, "end": 15486.720000000001, "text": " Proxy the wave!"}, {"start": 15486.720000000001, "end": 15488.720000000001, "text": " Time to proxy!"}, {"start": 15494.720000000001, "end": 15511.12, "text": " I did not get it, you will have to be on the next wave."}, {"start": 15524.720000000001, "end": 15533.720000000001, "text": " Let the wave crash man, just let it crash."}, {"start": 15533.720000000001, "end": 15539.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15539.12, "end": 15540.12, "text": " I see a proxy."}, {"start": 15540.12, "end": 15547.12, "text": " I'm never gonna make 1300 gold, like how am I supposed to get 500 gold, it's like impossible."}, {"start": 15547.12, "end": 15549.12, "text": " I should probably lay normally."}, {"start": 15557.12, "end": 15559.12, "text": " I'm getting so crazy ganked."}, {"start": 15559.12, "end": 15561.12, "text": " But he can tank a cannon wave by the way."}, {"start": 15566.12, "end": 15568.12, "text": " I'm gonna go fuck with him."}, {"start": 15577.12, "end": 15586.12, "text": " worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, big"}, {"start": 15586.12, "end": 15600.12, "text": " oh my god if i hit those yes better i have it anyways"}, {"start": 15600.12, "end": 15601.12, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 15601.12, "end": 15609.220000000001, "text": " This is the only thing that matters, getting that BF back, because now Juntal actually makes"}, {"start": 15609.220000000001, "end": 15610.220000000001, "text": " sense."}, {"start": 15610.220000000001, "end": 15612.560000000001, "text": " Because you don't buy shit components."}, {"start": 15612.560000000001, "end": 15621.0, "text": " I'm not going to have any attack speed, which is kind of rough, but you don't need"}, {"start": 15621.0, "end": 15622.0, "text": " it."}, {"start": 15622.0, "end": 15624.0, "text": " watch yourself"}, {"start": 15643.0, "end": 15645.0, "text": " Oh, that was a really bad trade"}, {"start": 15652.0, "end": 15681.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 15681.220000000001, "end": 15688.94, "text": " cool now bro shut I am scaling like crazy"}, {"start": 15702.7, "end": 15710.820000000002, "text": " my man fight base with 1500 gold and he's bottom edge ice he's rushed that"}, {"start": 15710.82, "end": 15717.14, "text": " With zero kills nothing is designed. I'm gonna medjide that that's that's his purchase. All right"}, {"start": 15740.82, "end": 15762.3, "text": " I probably want to wait to push into Mesa, I actually have some kill pressure."}, {"start": 15762.3, "end": 15768.619999999999, "text": " Telltale sign of a weak player, he buys armor when we're a majority magical damage"}, {"start": 15768.62, "end": 15775.1, "text": " in the team. He buys specifically to beat me in the 1v1. That's a telltale son of a weak player."}, {"start": 15775.1, "end": 15797.06, "text": " I got him there."}, {"start": 15827.06, "end": 15849.14, "text": " Nice damage."}, {"start": 15849.14, "end": 15856.9, "text": " He has no models, he can't do anything."}, {"start": 15856.9, "end": 15863.9, "text": " You're fine. Ring around the circle."}, {"start": 15886.9, "end": 15907.779999999999, "text": " I'm gonna have to ulti back to lane if he doesn't want to lose all of this."}, {"start": 15907.779999999999, "end": 15910.619999999999, "text": " The most greedy, the most scaly build ever."}, {"start": 15910.619999999999, "end": 15911.619999999999, "text": " Juntal cool."}, {"start": 15911.619999999999, "end": 15914.619999999999, "text": " Yeah this game is over."}, {"start": 15914.62, "end": 15919.62, "text": " I'm not even getting like a mob dying even for this. I'm staying zero deaths. Yeah"}, {"start": 15922.62, "end": 15925.560000000001, "text": " This guy has like two more minutes then I'm completely taking over"}, {"start": 15944.62, "end": 15959.300000000001, "text": " I know if we are going to be greedy in the real trade tomorrow."}, {"start": 15959.300000000001, "end": 15964.7, "text": " Race to grubs."}, {"start": 15964.7, "end": 15991.1, "text": " I don't need another attack speed item, right?"}, {"start": 15991.1, "end": 15994.300000000001, "text": " Like I don't need boots, but boots are fake."}, {"start": 15996.78, "end": 16000.380000000001, "text": " With levels I will get the attack speed I need and alacrity."}, {"start": 16000.380000000001, "end": 16002.380000000001, "text": " Eventually I'm going to get the attack speed I need."}, {"start": 16021.1, "end": 16023.1, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 16023.1, "end": 16025.1, "text": " Still in the lamp."}, {"start": 16031.1, "end": 16033.1, "text": " You're a scream."}, {"start": 16051.1, "end": 16065.220000000001, "text": " Triple org ride them, this is telltale sign of a weak player."}, {"start": 16065.220000000001, "end": 16068.140000000001, "text": " Only care about the one we won in his build."}, {"start": 16068.140000000001, "end": 16090.480000000001, "text": " You'll have no laking, teamfighting, but my skills are going crazy."}, {"start": 16090.480000000001, "end": 16093.300000000001, "text": " Just buy Bork, bro, you said."}, {"start": 16093.300000000001, "end": 16097.420000000002, "text": " Bork is not a good item, and Bork is definitely not good in the armor."}, {"start": 16097.42, "end": 16099.42, "text": " Or more counters Bork."}, {"start": 16112.42, "end": 16115.42, "text": " I'm a dune thing. He's gonna have to ult there."}, {"start": 16119.42, "end": 16121.42, "text": " For blush."}, {"start": 16127.42, "end": 16142.8, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16142.8, "end": 16145.82, "text": " Could be an angle to pivot to map."}, {"start": 16145.82, "end": 16147.1, "text": " Pivot to AP on."}, {"start": 16147.1, "end": 16149.42, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 16149.42, "end": 16152.42, "text": " Have you ever been to Belgium, Barsi?"}, {"start": 16152.42, "end": 16154.42, "text": " I'm nervous about this"}, {"start": 16178.42, "end": 16180.42, "text": " Honestly, you should go Lord Dominic second here"}, {"start": 16180.42, "end": 16183.42, "text": " Second item Lord Domnix was this armor. It wouldn't be bad, you know."}, {"start": 16207.12, "end": 16209.12, "text": " This tower is slowly going down, so yeah."}, {"start": 16210.42, "end": 16217.42, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16217.42, "end": 16224.42, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16224.42, "end": 16231.42, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16231.42, "end": 16233.42, "text": " Brody's fucking noon, man."}, {"start": 16233.42, "end": 16238.42, "text": " Get off of me."}, {"start": 16238.42, "end": 16240.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16246.8, "end": 16252.54, "text": " Ward here I ward here to make sure I don't get gambler a good link and commando with four thousand rumors"}, {"start": 16252.54, "end": 16257.76, "text": " Bees falling in what's coming to that guy even the recent"}, {"start": 16268.42, "end": 16270.42, "text": " destroyed"}, {"start": 16279.94, "end": 16286.86, "text": " Finally a good scion build. Oh, no, this is rage bait. This is maximum. I would not I would not listen to this"}, {"start": 16286.86, "end": 16291.18, "text": " This is crazy rage bait. No, I will I won't fall for this"}, {"start": 16298.42, "end": 16323.42, "text": " I'll just get one tapping me by the way."}, {"start": 16323.42, "end": 16333.42, "text": " I should go and murder this game, they have so much cc."}, {"start": 16333.42, "end": 16347.82, "text": " What's the magic not that doing?"}, {"start": 16347.82, "end": 16349.32, "text": " He has 10 stacks."}, {"start": 16349.32, "end": 16351.3, "text": " 10 stacks, that's a gold."}, {"start": 16381.300000000001, "end": 16386.300000000003, "text": " I could deep in kill the scion, i think it's better i get tower"}, {"start": 16392.300000000003, "end": 16394.300000000003, "text": " manion is good"}, {"start": 16411.3, "end": 16429.42, "text": " fucking dog it fucking dog come on bro come on bro come on bro"}, {"start": 16429.420000000002, "end": 16435.420000000002, "text": " Oh shit, there's a plant here. Hang on a sec, yellow. Let me cook."}, {"start": 16440.420000000002, "end": 16442.420000000002, "text": " More than you're kidding."}, {"start": 16450.420000000002, "end": 16454.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm alive."}, {"start": 16455.420000000002, "end": 16457.420000000002, "text": " It's getting so lucky, no?"}, {"start": 16459.420000000002, "end": 16471.980000000003, "text": " He's gonna have to B, so I'm just gonna TP and take tower, for a good night."}, {"start": 16471.98, "end": 16473.98, "text": " I'm completely open now, GG"}, {"start": 16493.68, "end": 16494.68, "text": " I'm double"}, {"start": 16498.48, "end": 16499.98, "text": " Compensate on the kill"}, {"start": 16501.98, "end": 16531.5, "text": " I don't want to be in the stacks, but the bad guys are obviously in the correction,"}, {"start": 16531.5, "end": 16532.5, "text": " No he's just..."}, {"start": 16533.5, "end": 16535.5, "text": " He's completely woman-hiding"}, {"start": 16561.5, "end": 16563.5, "text": " She is a hell of a..."}, {"start": 16575.02, "end": 16579.02, "text": " I'm just gonna keep pressuring top. I guess Graves will open here and try and kill me again."}, {"start": 16579.02, "end": 16582.22, "text": " I'm gonna try, he will probably swatch up me like he always does."}, {"start": 16582.22, "end": 16584.22, "text": " What if I swatch up him first?"}, {"start": 16584.22, "end": 16588.06, "text": " I only lose versus Graves if Zan is there to CC me."}, {"start": 16588.06, "end": 16590.06, "text": " But 1v1, honestly."}, {"start": 16591.5, "end": 16601.5, "text": " Yeah, 3v1 this time, unfair."}, {"start": 16601.5, "end": 16605.5, "text": " Yeah, 1v1 you guys would never beat me."}, {"start": 16605.5, "end": 16611.5, "text": " May you know that too."}, {"start": 16611.5, "end": 16616.32, "text": " The boss is so good people start calling messy the boss of football FRFR"}, {"start": 16621.78, "end": 16629.94, "text": " Chat how much extra ad do you get above hundred you get hundred percent of above you get hundred percent of crit above"}, {"start": 16630.18, "end": 16632.18, "text": " 100% as ad"}, {"start": 16633.1, "end": 16635.86, "text": " So Lord Dominic will give me 60 ad"}, {"start": 16641.5, "end": 16646.78, "text": " yeah lordam is probably very resourceful yes"}, {"start": 16656.02, "end": 16662.62, "text": " okay I stopped feeding now sort of team I had no more feeding I'm farmed up I carry"}, {"start": 16671.5, "end": 16692.06, "text": " I'm going to go top here."}, {"start": 16752.06, "end": 16754.06, "text": " This has to be ragefade at this point."}, {"start": 16754.7, "end": 16758.7, "text": " Zero damage! I'm doing 600 per Q, eh?"}, {"start": 16770.460000000003, "end": 16771.58, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 16782.06, "end": 16782.56, "text": " Oh wait"}, {"start": 16785.06, "end": 16786.06, "text": " He dies by the way"}, {"start": 16788.260000000002, "end": 16788.760000000002, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 16788.760000000002, "end": 16789.260000000002, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 16789.260000000002, "end": 16789.760000000002, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 16789.760000000002, "end": 16790.260000000002, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 16790.460000000003, "end": 16791.56, "text": " Hang on a second!"}, {"start": 16791.56, "end": 16792.260000000002, "text": " Weird!"}, {"start": 16792.260000000002, "end": 16793.760000000002, "text": " I'm completely online!"}, {"start": 16797.260000000002, "end": 16798.36, "text": " Get outta here, Graves!"}, {"start": 16812.06, "end": 16824.32, "text": " and GG."}, {"start": 16824.32, "end": 16829.0, "text": " I just need lifesteal."}, {"start": 16859.0, "end": 16871.42, "text": " I don't know why mid lane should be side lane, at least if they go for mid then we get something"}, {"start": 16871.42, "end": 16873.14, "text": " on the map, now I'm just in pink for fun."}, {"start": 16889.0, "end": 16913.92, "text": " You only have 75% crit, you need one more."}, {"start": 16913.920000000002, "end": 16918.920000000002, "text": " This Ambul is completely useless. By the way, full tank, zero damage, not even Titanic for wave clear."}, {"start": 16919.920000000002, "end": 16920.920000000002, "text": " It is completely worthless."}, {"start": 16921.920000000002, "end": 16923.920000000002, "text": " He's an actual bot in fights."}, {"start": 16943.920000000002, "end": 16951.920000000002, "text": " one me one me bruh"}, {"start": 16951.920000000002, "end": 16966.120000000003, "text": " I like to move don't worry bruh I'll move next season"}, {"start": 16966.12, "end": 16968.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16989.48, "end": 16993.16, "text": " See you in this you win guys"}, {"start": 16996.12, "end": 16998.12, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 17018.12, "end": 17020.12, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 17056.12, "end": 17062.64, "text": " Bro, like I can't hit a kill for my life."}, {"start": 17062.64, "end": 17064.48, "text": " I can't hit a kill for my life, this is crazy."}, {"start": 17086.12, "end": 17104.84, "text": " I have this stream running in the background and every time I open this tab the screen"}, {"start": 17134.84, "end": 17141.84, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 17164.84, "end": 17182.28, "text": " I'm sure that we end this, yes."}, {"start": 17182.28, "end": 17188.04, "text": " We lose humming."}, {"start": 17188.04, "end": 17195.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17218.04, "end": 17220.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17241.48, "end": 17243.48, "text": " Stop feeding like what is this"}, {"start": 17248.04, "end": 17271.46, "text": " I actually want to damage, but try my damage on Sion, but Nunu is always on him, like"}, {"start": 17271.46, "end": 17273.46, "text": " what a waste"}, {"start": 17289.86, "end": 17294.18, "text": " oh run back to your base bro just only one he wants man what's your problem"}, {"start": 17296.02, "end": 17301.059999999998, "text": " and now nunu is coming from base with home guards with five million movement speed ball"}, {"start": 17301.46, "end": 17312.98, "text": " And of course, like they're just here lurking!"}, {"start": 17312.98, "end": 17313.98, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 17331.46, "end": 17353.46, "text": " I win this"}, {"start": 17353.46, "end": 17378.1, "text": " come on come on did bork do that did i do that with bork with shittles ruin king"}, {"start": 17378.1, "end": 17380.1, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 17380.1, "end": 17382.1, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 17389.1, "end": 17391.1, "text": " Not bad. Second highest damage in the game."}, {"start": 17391.1, "end": 17393.1, "text": " Not bad. I did good."}, {"start": 17396.1, "end": 17398.1, "text": " I'll do one last."}, {"start": 17408.1, "end": 17426.059999999998, "text": " play cindra jungle, does that work?"}, {"start": 17426.06, "end": 17428.06, "text": " Hearty Monty"}, {"start": 17430.940000000002, "end": 17432.940000000002, "text": " Blitz in the top lane"}, {"start": 17450.98, "end": 17453.140000000003, "text": " Dr. Doom versus Council of Kang's"}, {"start": 17453.14, "end": 17455.14, "text": " Bangs."}, {"start": 17455.14, "end": 17457.14, "text": " Chills."}, {"start": 17478.14, "end": 17481.14, "text": " Kang the Conqueror. He got cancelled, didn't he, the actor?"}, {"start": 17483.14, "end": 17499.14, "text": " It was a PR nightmare for Disney, they were rooting for this can be conquered to be the"}, {"start": 17499.14, "end": 17511.579999999998, "text": " main villain for season 4, season 5 and then it just got cancelled."}, {"start": 17511.58, "end": 17516.260000000002, "text": " Now we're working on the robot. This is gonna be way better."}, {"start": 17516.260000000002, "end": 17521.58, "text": " Bro this is gonna be cinema. Dr. Doom, Robert Downey Jr. plays it."}, {"start": 17521.58, "end": 17523.58, "text": " Pfft. Wow."}, {"start": 17531.58, "end": 17535.58, "text": " If Bows was an Avengers hero, he would be Iron Foreman."}, {"start": 17541.58, "end": 17568.100000000002, "text": " If I was an Avengers Marvel Hero, you know who I'd be?"}, {"start": 17568.100000000002, "end": 17569.22, "text": " I'd be vision."}, {"start": 17570.420000000002, "end": 17577.300000000003, "text": " Because that's combining two of my main champions, Baye and Sion, into one name, vision."}, {"start": 17579.620000000003, "end": 17580.58, "text": " That's why I'd be."}, {"start": 17595.300000000003, "end": 17596.420000000002, "text": " Ergotop lane."}, {"start": 17596.420000000002, "end": 17605.640000000003, "text": " I've waited 69 months for this moment nice, but now do I stay subbed so much gray screen and so much maroon 5"}, {"start": 17606.420000000002, "end": 17609.500000000004, "text": " Is it time now chat? That's a syndrome come out"}, {"start": 17614.460000000003, "end": 17619.86, "text": " We're a little bit heavy on AP not really it depends if I really is a pure AD of course"}, {"start": 17626.420000000002, "end": 17635.420000000002, "text": " Axiomarkanis is the tech."}, {"start": 17635.420000000002, "end": 17642.420000000002, "text": " Hi baboos, you sexy nerd."}, {"start": 17642.420000000002, "end": 17647.420000000002, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 17647.420000000002, "end": 17649.420000000002, "text": " No skin, skin!"}, {"start": 17649.420000000002, "end": 17652.420000000002, "text": " Oh, no skin, Syndra, ew."}, {"start": 17652.420000000002, "end": 17654.420000000002, "text": " I guess I'm faker"}, {"start": 17664.06, "end": 17666.06, "text": " We picked five mid laners"}, {"start": 17666.06, "end": 17672.06, "text": " hahaha"}, {"start": 17680.06, "end": 17682.06, "text": " So chef, how do I get splinters?"}, {"start": 17687.06, "end": 17690.06, "text": " Seen i collects splinters from the following"}, {"start": 17691.06, "end": 17693.06, "text": " One from Damaging Enemy Champion"}, {"start": 17693.06, "end": 17695.22, "text": " with two abilities within four seconds."}, {"start": 17695.22, "end": 17696.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17696.22, "end": 17699.620000000003, "text": " This is so complicated."}, {"start": 17699.620000000003, "end": 17702.82, "text": " Damaging enemy champion with two abilities within four seconds."}, {"start": 17702.82, "end": 17703.82, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 17703.82, "end": 17706.780000000002, "text": " I only have one splinter for that, but it scales."}, {"start": 17706.780000000002, "end": 17711.100000000002, "text": " Fire splinters upon spending ability points."}, {"start": 17711.100000000002, "end": 17715.66, "text": " One splinter on killing large minions."}, {"start": 17715.66, "end": 17719.140000000003, "text": " Getting these splinters, that's very important."}, {"start": 17719.140000000003, "end": 17720.140000000003, "text": " Very very important."}, {"start": 17720.14, "end": 17722.14, "text": " It's the most important thing I've seen, bro."}, {"start": 17724.14, "end": 17729.14, "text": " Hey, man, I've heard some rumor on the street that your pro player career might continues."}, {"start": 17729.14, "end": 17731.14, "text": " Can you tell me more about the rumor?"}, {"start": 17742.14, "end": 17744.14, "text": " Remember when I saw up here?"}, {"start": 17750.14, "end": 17766.86, "text": " Wow, I'm just getting out of to death for what and I'm not even close to level 2 because"}, {"start": 17766.86, "end": 17769.86, "text": " I get... I get zoned off of xp, yeah?"}, {"start": 17777.06, "end": 17779.06, "text": " Oh my god, I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 17796.86, "end": 17807.34, "text": " senior top new meta yep it's gonna be so good bro trust me on this one this is a new"}, {"start": 17807.34, "end": 17808.34, "text": " meta"}, {"start": 17808.34, "end": 17828.34, "text": " They even had bad eyesheets on the champion."}, {"start": 17828.34, "end": 17851.34, "text": " This power is coming to the man, an enemy has been slain, an ally has been slain."}, {"start": 17851.34, "end": 17858.34, "text": " That Q does a hundred damage, what the fuck."}, {"start": 17881.34, "end": 17883.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17885.46, "end": 17888.32, "text": " Gimmi splinter yeah fuck yeah"}, {"start": 17894.34, "end": 17896.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17896.46, "end": 17898.46, "text": " Miss my son"}, {"start": 17911.34, "end": 17937.74, "text": " These abilities are so weird, I'm getting used to them."}, {"start": 17967.74, "end": 17994.74, "text": " I was getting chased down like bro, what is this game playing?"}, {"start": 17994.74, "end": 18020.74, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what"}, {"start": 18020.74, "end": 18022.74, "text": " Oh man, ah fuck"}, {"start": 18022.74, "end": 18024.74, "text": " I don't have b either though"}, {"start": 18027.74, "end": 18029.74, "text": " Did you even insta b, that agg?"}, {"start": 18043.74, "end": 18044.74, "text": " He has b"}, {"start": 18050.74, "end": 18055.74, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18055.74, "end": 18058.74, "text": " Naga, what did I plant?"}, {"start": 18080.74, "end": 18087.74, "text": " I'm not scared."}, {"start": 18110.74, "end": 18122.66, "text": " This guy is playing freaky gameplay right here."}, {"start": 18122.66, "end": 18123.66, "text": " Now you're cooked buddy."}, {"start": 18123.66, "end": 18134.66, "text": " You play like this and now you're completely cooked aren't you?"}, {"start": 18134.66, "end": 18158.26, "text": " We are so back we are so back what do you mark second shot"}, {"start": 18158.260000000002, "end": 18166.840000000004, "text": " W W W"}, {"start": 18166.840000000004, "end": 18182.160000000003, "text": " Oh, no stacks on my Q, it's pretty chill Oh, that's a bad flash"}, {"start": 18182.16, "end": 18189.16, "text": " He has no will to do."}, {"start": 18198.16, "end": 18205.16, "text": " Okay, it's faddle."}, {"start": 18242.16, "end": 18246.16, "text": " Where is this guy? He just went into Alcove?"}, {"start": 18246.16, "end": 18249.16, "text": " Now what? What?"}, {"start": 18260.16, "end": 18264.16, "text": " This fucking talent! Get off of me! What is wrong with this talent dude?"}, {"start": 18272.16, "end": 18298.52, "text": " I really a troll building, yeah I see it, that's ok."}, {"start": 18298.52, "end": 18308.24, "text": " every game today's oh my god every game I get plus nine viewers it's actually"}, {"start": 18308.24, "end": 18312.0, "text": " nice to know I'm I'm never gonna fall off because every time I queue up I'm gonna"}, {"start": 18312.0, "end": 18315.72, "text": " get nine viewers nine new viewers"}, {"start": 18315.72, "end": 18340.84, "text": " He's ff... ff get me out."}, {"start": 18340.84, "end": 18343.600000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18343.600000000002, "end": 18346.320000000003, "text": " You can mute people? How do I mute?"}, {"start": 18348.960000000003, "end": 18350.460000000003, "text": " I didn't mute a roll yet"}, {"start": 18350.46, "end": 18376.82, "text": " bro this lobby is hella cringe lulay this lobby this specific one really"}, {"start": 18380.46, "end": 18383.66, "text": " Have you seen every other lobby today?"}, {"start": 18470.46, "end": 18491.46, "text": " Shad, when do I skill him? One shot people with my R?"}, {"start": 18530.46, "end": 18531.46, "text": " Zymbretop?"}, {"start": 18531.46, "end": 18540.46, "text": " Here, let's stop this shit."}, {"start": 18540.46, "end": 18545.46, "text": " Just have somebody it goes 0 of 15 in my game as AP Aurelia talking about potential damage"}, {"start": 18545.46, "end": 18547.46, "text": " she learned here."}, {"start": 18547.46, "end": 18553.46, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 18553.46, "end": 18562.46, "text": " Bro, fake damage or what?"}, {"start": 18562.46, "end": 18564.98, "text": " Enemies in there kills me there by the way."}, {"start": 18564.98, "end": 18570.3, "text": " Enemies in there kills me there for sure."}, {"start": 18570.3, "end": 18579.1, "text": " I had like 10 balls out as well."}, {"start": 18579.100000000002, "end": 18586.100000000002, "text": " Nice, I saved her."}, {"start": 18597.100000000002, "end": 18604.100000000002, "text": " Soon I have 100 splinters. Oh I need 100 splinters, that's when I start one-shotting because then it executes, I get it."}, {"start": 18604.100000000002, "end": 18606.100000000002, "text": " And Hanan has been slain"}, {"start": 18607.38, "end": 18609.620000000003, "text": " Got you got you almost there"}, {"start": 18619.460000000003, "end": 18621.460000000003, "text": " I really needs to go top lane"}, {"start": 18631.340000000004, "end": 18633.340000000004, "text": " Bro, I'm pumping now by the way"}, {"start": 18634.100000000002, "end": 18636.100000000002, "text": " My W is true damage."}, {"start": 18664.100000000002, "end": 18687.58, "text": " I'm sorry, I managed to miss everything."}, {"start": 18687.58, "end": 18689.58, "text": " This is completely my fault. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18697.58, "end": 18702.58, "text": " I'm still getting used to these abilities."}, {"start": 18702.58, "end": 18704.58, "text": " Got him though. Big kill."}, {"start": 18707.58, "end": 18708.58, "text": " Huge pick up."}, {"start": 18708.58, "end": 18727.960000000003, "text": " I'll be here."}, {"start": 18727.960000000003, "end": 18731.88, "text": " This meld still goes side, like should the meld go mid, if anything?"}, {"start": 18731.88, "end": 18734.88, "text": " The relation you decide is 17-18 minutes."}, {"start": 18745.88, "end": 18746.88, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 18747.88, "end": 18748.88, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 18750.88, "end": 18751.88, "text": " Flash art."}, {"start": 18761.88, "end": 18780.84, "text": " That's not great."}, {"start": 18780.84, "end": 18783.6, "text": " At least the maximum of splinters, 120, yeah."}, {"start": 18784.6, "end": 18786.6, "text": " Once I get that GG."}, {"start": 18810.84, "end": 18816.84, "text": " I like them all so fucking dasken don't come over"}, {"start": 18840.84, "end": 18845.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18845.84, "end": 18847.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18847.84, "end": 18852.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18852.84, "end": 18856.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18856.84, "end": 18860.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18860.84, "end": 18865.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18865.84, "end": 18866.84, "text": " e"}, {"start": 18866.84, "end": 18868.84, "text": " 4"}, {"start": 18870.84, "end": 18875.84, "text": " Bro, I literally can't play the game man, this fucking guy"}, {"start": 18896.84, "end": 18913.72, "text": " I'm getting it, did I really completely lose it when I muted her or what, so I'll mute,"}, {"start": 18913.72, "end": 18915.72, "text": " see what's going on."}, {"start": 18915.72, "end": 18923.24, "text": " Ah, back to muted, fuck this shit."}, {"start": 18923.24, "end": 18925.24, "text": " Oh fuck that."}, {"start": 18926.52, "end": 18928.52, "text": " Fucking freaks man."}, {"start": 18928.52, "end": 18930.52, "text": " Absolute freaks."}, {"start": 18935.72, "end": 18939.24, "text": " Irelia I will kill you. Trust me I will like what?"}, {"start": 18940.36, "end": 18942.36, "text": " That can be right."}, {"start": 18943.08, "end": 18945.08, "text": " That doesn't sound very nice."}, {"start": 18953.24, "end": 18965.620000000003, "text": " This talent is on my dick the entire game, I can't play the game, because he's always"}, {"start": 18965.620000000003, "end": 18968.620000000003, "text": " on me."}, {"start": 18998.62, "end": 19020.1, "text": " I'm gonna splinter, 105, need 15 more than gg."}, {"start": 19020.100000000002, "end": 19045.58, "text": " Oh, you get splinters if you have lob abilities, it's free then."}, {"start": 19045.58, "end": 19047.58, "text": " We'll fight this or what?"}, {"start": 19057.58, "end": 19058.58, "text": " Big!"}, {"start": 19059.08, "end": 19060.58, "text": " Big big big!"}, {"start": 19060.58, "end": 19062.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19063.08, "end": 19064.58, "text": " They don't have Wrangler."}, {"start": 19064.58, "end": 19067.08, "text": " If we just don't fight, just don't fight."}, {"start": 19067.08, "end": 19068.58, "text": " Just catch waves."}, {"start": 19069.08, "end": 19070.58, "text": " It'll be really good."}, {"start": 19072.08, "end": 19075.08, "text": " They do not have Wrangler, so they can't start it. We shouldn't even fight them."}, {"start": 19075.58, "end": 19079.58, "text": " The enemy has to fight. We don't."}, {"start": 19089.58, "end": 19093.58, "text": " Man, this is so pointless. I'm now said by it for no reason."}, {"start": 19100.58, "end": 19102.58, "text": " Big stun!"}, {"start": 19105.58, "end": 19107.58, "text": " Niiiiiiiiiigh"}, {"start": 19135.58, "end": 19137.58, "text": " Topgap, holy!"}, {"start": 19138.22, "end": 19143.420000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, oh yeah, the farcest-of-minute Urgot who got turbo camped"}, {"start": 19143.420000000002, "end": 19148.22, "text": " like literally got ganked probably 20 tanks by the talent, topgap"}, {"start": 19161.9, "end": 19165.100000000002, "text": " I will have 20 splinters now, I'll have 20"}, {"start": 19165.58, "end": 19170.58, "text": " I literally carry."}, {"start": 19170.58, "end": 19182.780000000002, "text": " I'll take that six drinkers, can't blame."}, {"start": 19182.780000000002, "end": 19196.86, "text": " I hope I'm not dead."}, {"start": 19196.86, "end": 19205.32, "text": " I can be someone"}, {"start": 19205.32, "end": 19212.32, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 19212.32, "end": 19215.32, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 19215.32, "end": 19222.32, "text": " Where's the damage?"}, {"start": 19222.32, "end": 19229.32, "text": " Where's the damage?"}, {"start": 19229.32, "end": 19234.32, "text": " Where's the damage?"}, {"start": 19234.32, "end": 19236.32, "text": " Where's the damage?"}, {"start": 19248.32, "end": 19252.32, "text": " That's crazy, I thought that would be a one shot for sure."}, {"start": 19324.32, "end": 19350.32, "text": " I'm going to look here."}, {"start": 19350.32, "end": 19362.32, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 19362.32, "end": 19363.32, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19363.32, "end": 19364.32, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 19364.32, "end": 19365.32, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19365.32, "end": 19366.32, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19366.32, "end": 19368.32, "text": " Hey, it's 3kid now."}, {"start": 19368.32, "end": 19369.32, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 19369.32, "end": 19370.32, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 19370.32, "end": 19371.32, "text": " Come on now!"}, {"start": 19371.32, "end": 19373.32, "text": " Fuck! Fuck!"}, {"start": 19374.78, "end": 19376.78, "text": " He's free kill though."}, {"start": 19377.18, "end": 19379.18, "text": " BOOM! Come on!"}, {"start": 19379.739999999998, "end": 19381.739999999998, "text": " Come on now!"}, {"start": 19390.0, "end": 19392.0, "text": " I'm pushing by the way."}, {"start": 19392.0, "end": 19394.0, "text": " Talon ult right?"}, {"start": 19395.12, "end": 19397.12, "text": " They all have so much MR. I need Void."}, {"start": 19401.32, "end": 19424.32, "text": " I'm pushing."}, {"start": 19424.32, "end": 19425.32, "text": " Keep going?"}, {"start": 19425.32, "end": 19428.32, "text": " I don't think this is a good idea."}, {"start": 19428.32, "end": 19430.32, "text": " 20s one shot though"}, {"start": 19438.32, "end": 19440.32, "text": " this is my die bone"}, {"start": 19445.32, "end": 19447.32, "text": " ohhhhhhh"}, {"start": 19448.32, "end": 19450.32, "text": " bro where's my damage at"}, {"start": 19450.32, "end": 19452.32, "text": " I had 5 balls out"}, {"start": 19453.32, "end": 19455.32, "text": " my ulti does no damage"}, {"start": 19458.32, "end": 19460.32, "text": " has been slain"}, {"start": 19463.32, "end": 19465.32, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 19465.32, "end": 19467.32, "text": " 1400 damage only?"}, {"start": 19468.32, "end": 19470.32, "text": " That's not right"}, {"start": 19488.32, "end": 19513.239999999998, "text": " I think this Aurelia is going full skit zone because I muted her."}, {"start": 19513.239999999998, "end": 19514.239999999998, "text": " I'm unmuted."}, {"start": 19514.239999999998, "end": 19515.239999999998, "text": " Let's win this."}, {"start": 19515.24, "end": 19517.24, "text": " Lock in Aurelia we can win this"}, {"start": 19517.24, "end": 19518.24, "text": " That's a team"}, {"start": 19528.24, "end": 19529.24, "text": " It's winning"}, {"start": 19533.24, "end": 19535.24, "text": " Yo, yo"}, {"start": 19540.24, "end": 19541.24, "text": " Not bad"}, {"start": 19545.24, "end": 19552.24, "text": " Look at their base though."}, {"start": 19575.24, "end": 19581.24, "text": " What's my last item?"}, {"start": 19581.24, "end": 19584.24, "text": " Which bin I think?"}, {"start": 19584.24, "end": 19591.24, "text": " I think I'm getting there though, we're dying."}, {"start": 19591.24, "end": 19593.24, "text": " I ran out of your soul shit at the game"}, {"start": 19611.120000000003, "end": 19612.120000000003, "text": " You win this"}, {"start": 19613.16, "end": 19614.16, "text": " Be good"}, {"start": 19618.440000000002, "end": 19620.440000000002, "text": " What is doing the damage?"}, {"start": 19621.24, "end": 19628.24, "text": " Whatever, it's a mid gap."}, {"start": 19628.24, "end": 19637.24, "text": " Don't win with this massive mid gap, unfortunately."}, {"start": 19637.24, "end": 19650.24, "text": " Wow, we really had the least damage."}, {"start": 19650.24, "end": 19653.4, "text": " Honestly, while you're at it, let's 1v1, Aurelia. Let's go 1v1."}, {"start": 19656.0, "end": 19658.960000000003, "text": " You completely int my game. Completely throw it."}, {"start": 19659.18, "end": 19660.460000000003, "text": " 1v1 me, bro."}, {"start": 19667.0, "end": 19669.140000000003, "text": " Yasuo, man. 1v1 on Yasuo."}, {"start": 19680.24, "end": 19704.24, "text": " Go, Fleet Footwork, Mark Flash."}, {"start": 19704.24, "end": 19733.52, "text": " 1.5 million points on Yasuo, it would be so embarrassing to lose."}, {"start": 19733.52, "end": 19758.64, "text": " It's so embarrassing to lose."}, {"start": 19758.64, "end": 19762.36, "text": " Yes, um, lethal tempo ignite, can't really win all in."}, {"start": 19762.36, "end": 19764.36, "text": " It's for the guild less"}, {"start": 19778.68, "end": 19780.68, "text": " I'm a ringman"}, {"start": 19781.48, "end": 19783.48, "text": " No more"}, {"start": 19852.36, "end": 19854.36, "text": " Can we see you there in game?"}, {"start": 19854.36, "end": 19855.7, "text": " You're good on me."}, {"start": 19855.7, "end": 19856.7, "text": " Love you."}, {"start": 19858.86, "end": 19860.86, "text": " I need guys nerves, I can feel it."}, {"start": 19860.86, "end": 19862.36, "text": " I can feel how nervous this is."}, {"start": 19863.36, "end": 19865.86, "text": " 1.5 million points Yasuo."}, {"start": 19865.86, "end": 19868.36, "text": " More like 1.5 points on Yasuo,"}, {"start": 19868.36, "end": 19869.36, "text": " with how he's playing."}, {"start": 19879.36, "end": 19881.36, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 19882.36, "end": 19892.28, "text": " Bro, on your main as well?"}, {"start": 19892.28, "end": 19894.12, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 19894.12, "end": 19908.920000000002, "text": " Dude is in my stream the entire game."}, {"start": 19908.920000000002, "end": 19912.920000000002, "text": " Oh wait, oh I'm on both streams!"}, {"start": 19913.920000000002, "end": 19917.920000000002, "text": " Just to be dead dog shit? Like why am I even in this guy's elo to begin with?"}, {"start": 19926.920000000002, "end": 19931.920000000002, "text": " One more, I gotta get going, I gotta get going. I'm getting kinda angry."}, {"start": 19934.920000000002, "end": 19937.920000000002, "text": " Appreciate you guys coming in today, much love."}, {"start": 19938.920000000002, "end": 19940.920000000002, "text": " See you guys around, yeah?"}, {"start": 19942.4, "end": 19944.4, "text": " Take care everybody"}, {"start": 19945.440000000002, "end": 19948.920000000002, "text": " Have a good rest of night. Bye. Bye and good night"}]}