Hello hello Restoring the PC always works I mean Chad does settle sit like that literally settles it I'm not a tech guy, so I'm not gonna fucking deal with this shit. And I told my dad I was like my PC crashed the other day and then we were talking about maybe we should buy a new PC and I said like oh it's gonna be fine, like if it crashes again I'll do it and now it crashed again, so I'm gonna buy a new PC. Like fuck this shit. Why do PCs... Why do PCs crash? Like why can't they make a PC that actually works for once? like I bought this bad boy for like 6k by the way it's still crashing it doesn't make any sense it makes no sense how the shit is crashing probably not taking care of it but taking care of it is it a child do I need to feed it bro I have my phone low key 6k Swedish is like 20 used low key I'm here with Shout out to phone people, people with phones, I've had my phone here, had it for like 4 years, I've gone into water, I've accidentally tossed it on the ground, it's taken damage, it still works. I use shortage on the night, it works for the entire day, never crashes, never any issues. PCs. PC's are just can't seem to work. I don't get it. I think they make PCs bad on purpose. You buy more, and you buy new ones. Do you update your NVIDIA driver? I don't even know what that is. Did I ever once have to download a driver or update a hardware on my phone, no? Never once. Bro, that shit, if someone calls me, I pick it up. If I need to do something, I click a button. As soon as he comes to PC's, well, go download this and make sure you get the RAM and you know, the shit pisses me off, man, why can't I make it simple? How often do you clean the PC, did you change the thermal paste in the last year? I'm pro what are you even talking about what you mean Alright, if my PC crashes one more time, I'm losing it, I'm getting a new one. We have so much front line with scarner and ulti list I can pick whatever I want, watch try playshot. There's no bad options. A ringer is banned. Queen. We'll bring it way back. We're taking it way back. This one's been a while. Counter pick yourself? This is not a self counter pick. Quinn is great in the channel. The boots are of course gone. You know the tech these days is boots, okay? That's the queen tech in 2026. The of course the imbiotic souls were great, they were insane, they were really good. What you do nowadays, you get boots. You don't upgrade them into anything. Any upgrade on boots is a bait for queen. you wanna just go for items you stick with the grey boots berserkers are all never good on any champion oh he's been so long since i played queen actually practice it a little bit for the lsc And not that much honestly We did not like the queen pick when I when I practice it in screams Like I was actually I was cooking by the way, bro. You pick me Quinn. I was popping off not even kidding I was solo killing LEC top laners but Yeah, we didn't really like it. He doesn't have much teamplay the champion Ganda, you're either 1v9 or 9v1 you know. Very unreliable. Edee. As long as you Edee in this matchup, you'll never take any damage. you can never get on you super free actually kind of misplayed but it also ended up in my favor in the end I got Both of his songs he got only my flash and he missed CS. This is a breed of Shen players that are very common in the Shen community. They're called the 2 CS a minute Shen players. This guy will end the game with 3 CS in a minute and he will just press R on his teammates. That's pretty sad. I'm gonna slow push this and then crash the next wave, when you play ranged top you usually don't have wave clear like queen so you have to actually prepare your crashes, you can't just push any wave. So here now I can hard crash because I built up a massive wave. Good, there we go. And then when it crashes you can always take a reset. In 2026 if to crash away we should reset because every time you crash the way it will always come back into you like this is not even wave state, this is a wave state that will eventually get back to me so if I'm fresh off of a base Now he's the one who was in my position, he's the one who needs to crash the wave, so because I took a reset I'm fully health, I can make his life hard to crash. That's your job now. he's right to E, E to E Yes Ward Scram a little lane gank Shen ulting, good luck I should have actually let it push into me, I can obviously crash this but I think he will come back and take most of it. Well, whatever, get another crash and when you crash you reset. I don't think I'm gonna raise the term. Good trade. be careful when you initiate with queen with your e versus shambi like shan because if you e him start of it then he can e and you have no way of healing you know you guys want to crash on base with so much gold I saw they played Queen in LSE the other day. I think they lost. You know why they lost. They didn't follow the bows and build. Always follow bows and build, electrocute, full sorcery tree. Crotality Queen any good. And exactly Crotality. Always Crotality Queen. That guy went like Static or something. That's a fake item. You never want to build that. Static is one of those items that is kind of like eclipse, where it feels good to buy it, first item, but it doesn't scale with other items. So the math behind Cretality is that if you get a Yomuus, you only have a Yomuus and your damage doesn't improve that much. But lethality scales with lethality, so the more you get, the more value the first one has. So Cretality build, like I said, it will only work with itself, but lethality items works with each other. That's why lethality can be offered to buy first item, but then it will always always outskill any other build in the game. That's why it's good. You don't get it for the first item to spike. You get it to one shot everybody late game. Okay, he's dead now. Slash. And he uses passive shield if I want to kill Still got him baby still got it Go Profane, always rush Profane, he gives you wave clear, he leaves you wave clear. On every champion. What he's saying makes no sense, but no one probably understood Einstein's theory of relative relativity at first I hear you Always make sure to be ready Oh, you got me but you didn't get me Haha Gonna burn my pokem I can't lose my entire lead if I get ganked, so... So, Diego being topside, I'm gonna go into his jungle and press W. Oh, oh, oh! I don't wanna get sandwiched, so I'm just gonna run... around back lane. playing a champion like Quinn dying is a lot more detrimental than if I was playing another champion. Like Sion or even Gragas. We should dive here. Nope. Easy. I don't like this. My skarner feels himself though. I mean, if you're feeling it, I'm feeling it. Where's the Diego? Where's the Diego? With the ranged characters you don't want to buy the classic opportunity Yomus because they're nerfed on ranged characters You either want to go hubris or For edge I can actually go hubris here You see you want to get those two and Those two different items in the criticality obviously there is a mixture, getting there specifically nerfed items for range is completely his value. I feel like I'm going to be so ahead now that we can really lane. Hopefully he stays. enough brofanny's nerf range? yeah I'm aware but it's also lead up I guess I think I win this I'm not gonna flash. I'm gonna cast you, he's here. Holy fuck, the enemy is so fed actually. lose this. There's a fat wave top, but there's also shut-downs on bot. I think this is the fat wave now. I don't think I'm getting any kills here. This is the end. Where is this This might be a kill you know. Get him, get him! Nice. Big will come here, like win one with one, for sure. Where you going? Where you going? Oh no. You think you win? What is that? Kraken? Kraken PD? Ho ho ho! What is that? Crackin' PD? That is just a build diff. That is just a build diff right there. Attack speed vs. Critality. Like what are we talking about here? Bye bye. Am I dead? Why is he chasing me? He has flash he doesn't he? I don't have mana for my fucking E. Oh he doesn't have flash. Oh I'm alive. Very nice. Chance worked mid. It's the 5 CS a minute chance I was talking about and there's such a common species. These 5 CS a minute chance. They're so common and they always win the game. These players they don't lose. The season will end in 6-7 days. Are you gonna get Francois? Well... Yeah I'm scared walking here I'm gonna move all the way around I rather push out Shen and then make a play then make a play because then Shen can just follow with R I don't have ward though for fale light so it was very easy to die here down down down the fucking drift all right nice Cretality enabled, killer mode activated. And then we just fucking R some and then I go one, it's kind of annoying actually, maybe I go and push him out first. Nope, EDI. You don't win this buddy anymore, no way. He still doesn't have an item! I'm three items, he has no item! Oh my god, these species of Shen man, I'm telling you these species. They lock in Shen, they sit two CS a minute, they have zero items at 20 minutes, GG they win the game. Every time! Every time! Everytime! I don't know how I don't know how this even happens! They're gonna go Baron if I show bot like this, so... So unplayable, they're still going Baron, we can't even have it. Me one shot. She's blind, she can see me I'm fine. We got it now. Can I load that? Losing. Everybody flash. Elise is also taking kills. You make me feel less than three My case is kind of one-in-nine. Oh my bad one-in-nine, sorry Hello, Bors, how is the day going so far? Wasn't Quinn dead? Yeah, Quinn is a lot worse this season without the boots, of course. What the fuck is that, Pesh? Get the fuck out of here. I mean, if you feel like you're going to die, you're going to have to go to I mean if you're feeling it, I'm done. Thank you. EDI. I'm gonna die anyways. Literally 5 top by the way. Literally 5 top. Push everything. That's plading spot, that's plading smith. This is worth it. Not bad Enemy just did a negative baron baron power play The problem with a queen is that you're forced to get a TP on your quest right? Like you don't take TP on the queen because you're so fast But even when you finish it you get a TP But how am I supposed to use this TP? If I literally used my TP here it wouldn't even buy me extra time Like TP literally doesn't give you extra time on friend This is the same time I'm gonna look here though This buys me a little bit of time Oh shit There's people around Kill this guy I got a shield He dies as well if he's good. He is so cooked. Ah Shen did the outplay. He actually popped off there. So what Shen did there is he actually hovered over the bram, and then he pressed R. He even made a machine. It's pretty clean actually. Shout out to the Shen. I think I can hold back and clean up here. We look on them. Nice one there. Yes! Yes! Go more, more, more! Braum is there of course. I can't tell if you want them. I'm on vision. Cooked. We should do dragon. Not that it matters, there's not going to be a soldus game. I look good playing for a play, maybe try and kill Casio, I don't have Oracle lands, I'm a little bit scared they're gonna force us somewhere. Dodge that. Get her there, and kill her there. Nice. I win this. I made a voodoo doll out of you, can you feel it? Fuck Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I'm defending this I don't know how my whole team dies like these guys might be the worst players alive Watch that shit. You're not hitting me. You like buddy About Baron can't get on Baron Am I being greedy with infinity edge here? I think I might be, I'm trying to go on anyways, I don't upgrade boots chat, upgrading boots is bait on the champion. I can carry, it's just like hard. I'm gonna go there get him get him get him can it also be? this is winning I'm gonna be so low oh like fuck no bad I have Ina And the last item would be like a last crit item I guess, for 100% Bro I pumped now by the way, I pumped damage They're pushing like crazy top One more wave, can I? Where am I getting caught? Fuck it. I have to always be on flank I think and play fights very slowly if I go in I'm just gonna get caught. Can we go here? I got him! I got him! I got him, I got him! I think I'm mistaken where I left that close fight Oh boy! Please jump over buddy Try me enter, enter man, like... oh my god these guys can I defend this with Nautilus? you can have to buy boots I'll even No, no, why do I go in, why do I go in? GG. It's a breed of Shen that I can't stand. Good job, David. A clean game, David. Very, very clean game, David. Yeah, this guy played well. on a shoutout to david every game every game with this champion and these three cof players 12k damage less damage than a brown by the way less damage than a brown three win all the time this is not a this is not lucky for him this is not like oh he got lucky with him no this happens all the time you can literally do this it's insane it's insane you can do this and you will just have a positive win rate all the time it's completely insane just pick Shen, go 2 CS a minute sit back 4 CS a minute! like it's unbelievable it's unreal do it then, I could easily do it! bro, I could do it but you guys would fall asleep because I'm gonna sit on your tower for the entire game and then press R once in a while like anyone can do this shit it takes no skill you just get free elo for fun it's unreal what a terrible game play that terribly do it i'm not gonna do it i already told you you will fall asleep bro i would never do that i will fall asleep myself Take your finger sub. Alright I just played to win and I completely lost and now I'm tilted. Now I'm playing for fun. It's for fun for the rest of the day type of angle. Checktions profile. Checktions profile? Am I going to get tilted by checking his profile? David 300 games of Shen 5.6 s a minute average I'm telling you this this this needs to stop like NAR, did I go kill him again, it was kinda fun honestly I wish I could go Jarvan counter this time, let's go Jarvan counter this time, hmm build this Halo Blades Ultimate there, there, there, there Jarvan is an OG counter to rain champions Jarvan lane has mana issues so you need profane for wave clear and you need mana flow band for mana otherwise if you don't go one of those you need like tier item and you never want to get the item. It's too much gold for too little of a fallacy. I got level 2 down, why is that even there, bledz? speed. Good damage though. I should be here. He's gonna launch it away with mega form, I actually can't be in. I guess I had TP, I should've been. Fuck. I supported him. I need greater foes. Fuck. Stand with me, brothers and sisters. It's a great reset. could have went pickaxe here but it's sick to be clear very far proxy i guess he kinda wins, he has better components I might be dead! Oh, buddy, close! Here, you see the mechanical mastermind in action. Oh, very close! Telltale sign of a weak player, majority AP damage, even Estrel does low magic damage. Telltale sign he buys armor. You know it's a weak player then. If they buy stats for the specific lane, even though in total of enemy team, they don't deal that amount of damage. So they need the stats to win lane. Telltale sign of weak player. I never got this play then. Die with yes, yes, 100-0. Easy. I hit it. I hit the tower four times and it's over Nice! Good job! Good job! Damn Elise nox balanced Fuck up the dive, still it wasn't even close Cause she can just repel up and reset the third aggro I feel like I'm gonna get low kills. Don't J4 top have mana issues. I know this that if you go mana flow band and you go Tiamata, you don't really have wave clear. much when you don't have any issues. That's what I've noticed. I can get him here when he descents. going huh much better to start with ulti make him jump and then eq for gap close then the other way around the other way around he can easily get out That's on the situation I guess it depends on the situation yeah You least one way I'm not thank you for you you thank it You're dead buddy I get dove there fuck me, I'm out, fuck this Let's TP after all of this. We bought tabi's but I have full items so I should just win here. Hello! Oh, he has flash. I guess he doesn't or he's better to EQ first and then ult. You are not leaving. Oh, buddy. Oh my god. He is leaving it. fucking bomb plating what do this? we'll find this being aswell 2-0, am I tweaking? Nope, you're not tweaking. Nope, this is my scoreline. What are we thinking here Alistar? What's the plan? He's going. Going. Going. Emo-Xia! Nice! The cow from behind, very nice. I like that. Bye bye. I think I have proxy 1 into B. Sounds good. Shout, ever since last game of Crotality Dwarven I played I had some thought about it. I was thinking to myself what is better and I think actually Jorgen is one of those champs we don't want criticality. You can go criticality and it's obviously never gonna be bad but I think I'm gonna go back to the Lifality Cooler Reduction rule. You wanna buy every item that gives Lifality and Cooler Reduction. Profane, Hubris, Umbrella, Bastion Breaker, Axiomark, all of these items. They're really good, though. Decidiary's up here. I kinda wanna go... I'll just go top, I guess. stand with me brothers and sisters I'm coming I'm on my way Nice! He's winning either. Oh no, you knocked him. I'm dead. Ah, dear champions. Can't fight these guys. They're both fucking champions. Brown, Daisy. They're both fucking champions. You can't fight these guys, they're fucking shotguns, they're brown daisy. This is losing. We need to either one shot and get out, XN5 will just be losing. Yeah, I got Serpent, I guess so, yeah. Oh flesh that's where this guy's flash more often than you should have like that is not 5 minute cooldown. cheater I want to proxy one deep and then go roam with my ulti. You don't want to smoke now, trust me, you don't want this. He's dead, he has no flash. We should have rest when we are dead. I'm on the killis. Oooooooo! The monks yeah! On the killis guy too. Ah. Save power I think. Am I alone here? Can I even take the splitings? No. Did I kill her though? I had the damage. I'm B. got Serpent now, maybe we'll help in the fights we're down 3 dragons, we're gonna lose this game I feel like... Oh, I saw that. I should have killed my 1v1. I'm f**king free items. I should run mid. We're dead before I get there. I'm dead. So first I played versus a Malphite player who went 4 CS a minute and only sat under tower all game long. Then I played versus Shen play who went 4 CS a minute, and I played versus a gnar who rushed tab by 4 CS a minute. Like what happened to this role? Why is this the meta right now? Why is it the meta to just play safe under tower? Maybe it's because I'm the goat and I'm putting these people on pressure, but I don't get it. But how can these guys play these games like this? Don't they like fall asleep? Like last season if you play safe on your tower you lose the game cause no prior. This season it just feels like you get rewarded. Can we kill someone here? I'm not sure what to do with him What the f**k It can't only be me who realized this this season. Like it can't only have been me, like all of these players showed up out of nowhere, they sit under a tower all game long and they do nothing, and they just win the game. Like maybe it's partially because I get bored and I just do stupid shit if they do that, and it's like, it's like I have a hard time playing versus it, but like this place is so pee. Generally. Because before you would lose grubs and you would like actually matter now top lane you have no prio you sit under tower and you lose grubs who the fuck cares grubs in 2026 is a joke we got him this game partially because I had prio but what the fuck do grubs even do these days they're completely useless Low key change grab is objective. it ain't winnable, f.l. We got to go dragon here, good job team. I don't even know if we can get this dragon. See how those things complete, they overpowered. You have E? I mean, we got him, but who does the dragon? I All this is coming the problem of every word here Go kill this guy Braw me fear braw me fear I can't do anything with this fucking guy. Don't worry Nara, I'll protect you. Okay. It's winning. Come on. come on please kill her nice it's winning oh yeah oh boy okay sack He's dead 2 for 3 2 for 3 not bad. He's don't get on Drake and it's winnable Or is that long it's fine ever Nice I should be winning Yes, kill him. Oh guys. I'll keep you on spider. Secure it. Not bad. We are in our dangle Do I beat Yasuo in a 1v1, be for real I fuck him. I fuck you too, no? Hello! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Is anyone else on the brome as well? Get him! Come on! Where hang on a second? I'm completely bovine Here we go I will kill you too buddy Don't think I will kill you But I'm all so realty He sang for me Oh, yeah Oh What you flashed it You're kidding Get me out, get me out, get me out Nice, not bad and we get Byron you are kidding me. He's free win A Bastion Breaker acts your mark. Hey, Bastion Breaker. I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily, when did that change? I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily... Yeah, it's bad. It's bad, I'm aware. moment there is nobody used to as a child. I'm ready to go here by the way. Oh, kill him! Oh my god! He must be winning, I did 6000 damage. He must be winning. My cat is going to be 2,000 sticks out of the damage. It's losing though. Run. And my propin hadro did one more chance. Chad, ruling league of legends. It doesn't matter where your team is. It doesn't matter if you're strong or weak. It doesn't matter if it's winning or losing getting a four-plus man of an aoe spell if you can get it You gotta do it. This is a rule. I See them group up for man, bro. I if I think is there or not. It doesn't matter It's the male fight rule If you get the opportunity you got to go for it that's all again in one for them I just want to play with Alistar I think, we can do a lot together. I think I'm going to look for flank. If we can dive the Yasuo I mean that's the best case scenario, oh he's not even here, I'm pushing. The enemy is creeping the macro completely They even have to waste TP Now I'm gonna TP and we're flanking. No, it's not there. We should fight 4v5 I'll take midway for Prime Bro is here! Okay. Oh, I shouldn't have been going up there. Holy fuck, get the wave, bro. What is happening? Oh, we're gonna lose someone here. I saw that the fang has reduced 6,500 shielding, it's pretty good. My last item Axiomark or Umbra and Glaive probably Axiomark for double ult in a fight Death stance would not be bad either honestly this is true Don't go in Sack, don't do it! Don't do it! Oh you bounced away! Ah GG Honestly you're clicking tab here, honestly MVP goes to NAR here MVP NAR, when you think about it Shadow 2, Shadow 2, this guy popped off. Big plays. I had prior lane, prior lane, long, like literally 20 minutes of prior, and we got 3 drops for it. An objective that is useless. Cooked. It's all good the easy win now easy win easy wins act I believe it Wait, Nara just left him, kill the assholes, nice. What is this Nara doing, he's on a mission, he's looking to end the game, Nara, how are you ever ending the game, where? He's going for it. He's up. You're good on this arm. I'm dead Maybe I run all the way bot, look for a pick Look here Oh ho ho ho, you're actually aah Woohoo I can flank here I even died, we should totally kill them here Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's only a so get him bro i don't know how we're still in this game man this game should be over 20 minutes go this is making no sense we're fighting elder do or die You know what, it's literally dead for 20 seconds by the way, literally dead for 20 seconds. I push out top, so they can't backdoor. I TP to drake, we take drake. Why is this elder low key free cross? I'm ready to TP. Let's go now then. Start doing it. Oh, but you know I will be here actually. I want to be on flank Nice, good pick Did I go in here? I'm looking. Dig! Get up! Oh! Oh-ho-ho! Go in, go in, go in, go in. Come on, come on. Beautiful. It's winning. I'm going to get this guy. DEMOSIA! Chills. This was for DEMOSIA and you, Lux. Very nice. Oh thank god we win this. i was about to lose it lulul very nice i think i can change up the build i'm thinking What was useless here? I mean Serpent Fang was Giga, obviously for that team. No, what I want to change up is Halo Blades for Electrocute maybe. Because I'm out doing them three times, so I don't know if it's doing more than an Electrocute would do. Because Halo Blades makes sense on the showgap and why, when your attacks actually has an effect. But on Jarvan, my attacks doesn't really have an effect. So maybe Electrocute would out damage it. You know Very good game Did you greet mid-beast a happy birthday it's a mid-beast birthday today mid-beast... birthday April 20th... hey, hey, it's mid-beast's birthday! 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This quick rundown will include all you need to know from the blog they've posted today, so watch ahead to see if it affects you. Starting in patch 26.9 when season 2 goes live, every master, grand master and challenger player in NA, EUS, ENE, Brazil, LAN and Turkey will have to be ranked and MMR reset back to master 0 LP. Absolutely nothing will be carried over. On the rank shot, this doesn't, by the way shot, you can like go get a coffee or something, this doesn't affect you, okay guys, this has nothing to do with you guys, this is for Apex tier players. Changes right amidst they made a bunch of mistakes when configuring the rank system at the start of 2026. They were trying to improve things, got an auto fill, got a duo queue in Apex, all this quality of life stuff but the rollout was a mess. And the worst part was Apex players were going from patch to patch where they'd get plus 10, minus 30 one week, then plus or minus 20 the next. And this is why that doesn't make sense. It was more about which patch you happened to be playing on that affected how high you could climb and not actually how you were playing. And that's not really ranked, that's kinda just you being at the mercy of the LP gods and it had nothing to do with your performance. Riot says the underlying matchmaking issues have now been fixed as of patch 26.6 but the damage is already done. The current ladder doesn't reflect actual skill and they know it, thus the reset. The hard reset means no memory of previous ranks in the matchmaking system you have watched us, and Riot is being upfront that this will cause some chaos early on. You could queue into a lobby of 5x challenger players for example, versus 5x... Bro, it's gonna be completely chaos is what it's gonna be like. We're gonna have players on a skill level that is completely not similar to a player in enemy team. Like imagine a rank 1 player queuing up and then getting with or versus a master low LP like you no no like bro this is gonna be complete chaos man in the first few weeks before things get balanced out before nadinat velia aggrin raider me the bowser vest before we hit challenger and we hit like high LP the first few weeks when we're grinding that LP bro it's gonna be chaos we're gonna see games like never before it's gonna be crazy It's gonna be completely crazy. Vohayoh, I love Browssey's positive mental attitude. Thank you, Thibauts. Vohayoh. John Pearce nails Radiohead's creep in emotional performance. BGT-2025 2025? Have we finished 2026 already? This ambulance corps do themselves proud with powerful cover BGT-2025 I think I can guess Yes, I can. Tell us about you. We are the North West Ambulance Service choir. I don't want to be that guy, but shouldn't these guys be at work? It's probably one of the most important jobs in the world. Why did you decide to come on the show? 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Well, first of all every rehearse in my kitchen, and it's not very big Yeah, and and the kettle set fighting the kitchen a few times so a new kettle is first Okay, Rebecca, let's do it I Was case I do Reflections of the fears Not of the ordinary I could feel my soul was sending me I'm on my way inside me now And you can understand What have you done today to make me feel right? It's never too late to try What have you done today to make you feel proud? Oh, yeah, you know there'll be so many reasons If you make it hard for me to know What have you done today to make you feel proud? Yeah, you need to change, yeah, do it today, yeah I couldn't feel my spirit I Have you done today? Wow, that's really good No. Coir is the best type of music. I always get chills. He's actually so powerful. Eurek you start. I feel like I beat him level 1. That was not a good trade. I should have done the Q start. So what's the plan next patch when FaZe rushes out of the game, homey back to diamond 4? Yeah, pretty much. I'm gonna get exposed. No FaZe rush, I'm completely boosted. I can only play my heal update champions then. We don't have a lot of gold to spend, so it's kinda annoying. How are you gonna crash this wave? Renekton. There's nothing I'm not gonna make it easy for him One can survive everything now, there's except death. Here you go. Now I'm fucking slain. I challenge you to do. Come on! No! Big solo bono, big solo bono. He flashed to dodge my Q, but he flashed in the tertiary range to take a tower shot. It's not great for him. I'm gonna do something here. I think I'm pulling it more than anything. there's something you can do probably execute it's faster just sit with the wave like this for a few seconds and now this wave can crash and then you know I'm not actually gonna lose any minions he gets xp yeah he gets kill xp but it's life I rather give him xp then lose gold Now you can see I lose no minions. Not a bad strat. Only promise that the wave is maybe a little bit too big so I might lose the plating. Should be fine. Oh, you see that prediction with the Q? I'm gonna get my bomb plating why do I feel like I could stay There's no way he dies to me with bomb plating, you can't. I don't know if this guy is gonna push, yeah he is. Okay, I'm calling his bluff, perma. Now I'm gonna go and hopefully find a plant. It's up yet. Ah, shit. I think I eat and be. I've lost a lot of minions after taking that bad trade, at least I didn't die. I mean I am level 6 with 2 stacks, stack wise I'm on very good tempo. or have to Now I have to kite out his ulti once again. Nice perfect at the one thing back off my dad I'm dead though I'm gonna hit again, honestly Bomb I guess he won't keep the I win this, he doesn't have ulti buddy, you have no r, you have no r, no no no no, what what are we doing? no, no, no! 4 stacks already, bro, I'm on good pace here. I think what I'm gonna do now, I'm not gonna eat minions anymore, I'm just gonna save it for Renekton because I should just permabit him. I mean he's farmed well I guess I'm not that much stronger. But level 9 is Gigas' bike for show gap. I easy to hit like a I'm gonna fuck now Okay, got a zunte, very nice No flash, oh boy, oh boy. That's it. And that kill. Ohhhhh. Nom nom nom nom nom. Very nice. I'm so dead dead. BUNDER! BUNDER! Wow, wow, that is so good, holy. Holy, bro. Wow. Damn, bro. It's actually The first best game of our little tabi. We have summer CC. We have yomekate. Let's go tabi. Yes, I got nothing done. Oh, God. Let us fight like gentlemen. every fight should be winning fight yes right breaker but that item is completely fake gives him nothing Am I losing her? If I call for me, drag us, bro, like, please. I'm taking the wave and basing. I should probably eat them. I'm always a freaking for the dragons it feels like. Riot removes symbiotic souls to enable mid-quest, greater than changes mid-quest after just a few months, greater than symbiotic souls can despair. Why should you just bring back symbiotic souls, they were such good boots. I just ate here, fuck why did I eat, there's no diamond, now it's there Maybe Yeah, it's free, nice Good job didn't renekton ulti there, chase, eat him on his way back, 100-0, i want to do him like that I have feeling I do. Uh-oh. Oh my god. He just dies. Boom, boom, boom. Oh, this fucking guy, man. What the fuck is this guy? I'm getting M-bar. Rooker, probably. I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one. Oh, bro, it's kinda clean. I'm here. Let's whack them up. Oh. Oh. I'm back, pal. Moving out go to performances, styling on the rift, making a leasy top laner's sigh of relief they don't have to face the goat again. Keep slaying king, eat their booties. It's fun saying, like watch this. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Like that's the type of performances we're looking at here, so of course I deserve only the best. Are you trying to fight this? There's no fighting this. Nice Slime is gonna kill you. You heard the sound fuck Fuck no mana So close I go full root earn Fuck again I go root earn amending no one can kill me Abyssal mask? Is Abyssal mask real or is it fake? It's real. I try Abyssal then for more damage I guess. But Gragas will just one shot me like. If I die to Gragas, I am reporting you, Shep. oh yes get him yes I'm gonna have to come back don't ping baron don't ping baron fake fake fake brian is fake will be active never do it pushing both way better I'm fine to fight here I have herald to get in get in danger oh he's on charge got one and i'm so dead aliza got eight gragas more faggots Gragas should count as two stacks, true. I don't know what I'm going in for here. I'm gonna eat her, I'm gonna save her for someone else, fight us over someone's gonna eat today it's it's time to to enjoy ourselves I've carried like three games today so I'm allowed to troll three games if you think about it oh in the game I DC today I played versus this guy he's such a freak then I I gapped him as well. I gapped him hard. male, middle and something else, man arranged, not a human, watch me get it on the second drive. Seraph GG. This makes it very easy, right? Is brand considered a mid laner? No way, right? If they consider brand a mid laner, then that would be very silly. Who else is there? Mid and Sup. Zillian, no we can't be, he was really swayed before this, Valkaas, alright, makes sense. and get between me and my gold gank a plank pike virus do we have misfortune? Nautilus we have no idea don't get between me and my gold oh my Don't get between me and my gold. Hmmmm. And we picked Hecarim Jungle. Let me think what counters Hecarim. Oh wait, I'm gonna pick whatever counters everything. Boom. GG. Strongest jungler in the game if you know the technology. i'm gonna take flash though so my team doesn't become trolling then swap last second Olaf reckless swing oh that's Udur easy as a colleague You're telling me this is not talent. I will look like he is high on the skin. I have no idea how this is Project maybe Psyops I got a hurry No these boards Oh no this game will be lost This is our first ever competitive match loss as Lost Ratones I remember this We had a 100% win rate for this I can't, sorry I need to focus from minute one with this champion. Chat, where does hecarim start? Chicken. Can you go on ward please? Okay, I'm gonna assume he starts chicken then. He's not started shitting, he has pipe! Way too late to go topside now, fuck! Whatever. And we're off. and we're off I love your last story, Clutch. We need to push up that green. Get the pace! Clutch is on the prowl. Run and hide! I treasure this essence Now where did I leave my essence? Alright Shad, you told me he saw raptors, yeah? Let's see And make him saw raptors? Let's see such a strange miracle he did, he did, he did, I can take this what's up buddy, what's up man? you are kidding me how can she even be here? how can she even be here, before I even hear it? oh my god ff That is so obvious man. That is so obvious, you're kidding. Whatever, I still got her blue. Still got his blue, so worth. This just gives me motivation to try even harder. I should go swimming Major. Crack should be down, but Raptor is up right? Oh yeah, look at that perfect timing. Oh, oh, oh! Get out of here. You're killing me, so I'm already out. No, you're kidding me, he didn't take Topcrab, by the way. No, he did take, yeah, he did take Topcrab. So I am up two full camps on this guy. That's the type of performance we're looking at. Two full camps on him. I was focusing on full clear now, I'm not doing another, I'm not doing another in-vate. oh he took my stuff please punish him i'm taking his shit now do i have time? This is it, am I inting right now? Park on the lane, my full health is well... I have to run to my raptors, otherwise they're taken. They might already be taken, you know. I'm doing some stupid mistakes. Nice, they're still there. I'm still ahead in CS, it's just my my next camps are going to spawn so late I get such a delay to respawn timer on this so he's going to be able to catch up easily I should We're just going to go and do dragon No, not prior though, I'm seeing the ghosting, so it's not easy Fuck, not easy Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Daisy! Punch in the fucking throat! Very nice. Oh! Inter, Inter. Kill, kill, kill. Kill the Inter. Don't let this fight, you know. It's like this one porn on Ivern, where your normal cat's face is gonna expire here. with days expiring we never win that's my bad I guess how am I killing Zyndra and then we still don't have mid Pryo like how is Zyndra first when I kill the Zyndra like Velko so what the fuck are you doing this game and this case gig I fucking permamute the S-Rule this guy fucking shit as hell Yeah this game is giga lost now by the way. How do we win? 15, thank you. I wonder why we have to F for 15 with this giga mid gap. No, my entire bot side is probably taken. I wonder what adventure today has in store for all of us. An ally has been slain. Fight cards! Run back to your wife! Why alone now? Dangerous knife! Ladybug should really be a friend each one. Is this dumb why is she not walking is she generally dumb? What the fuck? There's newbodies a little stiff. Must be an oak. I am never lost in the wilderness, only in conversation. LPC Valkorce here is completely boosted I'm gonna go start dragon again, and I'm gonna die in there hopefully a way for 15 How can I play when my Velkos is sitting under his tower the entire game long? How can I play the game? When Syndra will always be here first. Like that level, like... Just left left at this point. When I was playing with constant uv on me, and Pyke would perma-worse my dungle, I was literally how can i play the game maybe this complete freak of a player not punishable by the way this perma goes makes it giga obvious nothing to do about it no punishable anything it's completely fine to do I don't even know what to do, I go to my raptors, my Velkoz is sitting here so I can never get my raptors because I can only just be there. Like this is my Velkoz gameplay the entire game, so what can I do? Oh nice. Cover the map, what am I supposed to do? my maps so they don't know where my jungler is, like what is this, argh, what would that I thought I got a stranger like that I fall I Was the killing I Close I'll give you a burst so you're even more safe, don't worry about us. There you go. Make sure don't step out of that comfort zone, just keep staying on the tower. I got to stop the N'Kiri while I suck at BAN, I should do what the Velkoz is doing. Yeah we're killing this guy bro. I'm getting my CS in the top so I don't get banned. I can't go in my jungle, I will get insta one shot if no one here goes bot lane i'll go and cash that bot lane, i don't mind kill him kill him kill him fuck em up D.C. Boom to FF guys, this is too winnable guys, live with FF. killing straight whore's out Asap has done irreversible damage to the US server I told you to get that second half nuked out. Are we trying to fund this or? Oh, I feel like Dr. Mundo is stronger than me honestly. Okay, I gotta stop dying, or something, actually, then. It's winnable guys, it's winnable! Yeah, sure it is Voli. Yeah, you're right. Never give up. I'm seeding base, I'm not dying another time. I'm seeding base with the rest of the team. That's what we've been doing the entire game anyways. thought of this This new body's a little stiff. Must be an oak. I got him! Damn it! I got him! Win a ball. I killed the AC, I'm useless now. I think he's gonna die. District talking. Invading him to one with one. I'm not on my best yet. pro he's piss scared and this Indra was so fucking giga ghost as well nice to play the game My Ezreal's a response to everything I say in the chat on stream, my Velkoz is sitting under tower fucking bot, Syndra is spending more time on Nightstream than she is actually playing the game. I have to, I have to play the game. I'm not queuing Rungle, my teammate has to deal with these fucking dog shit ghosters. I'm not dealing with it, they can deal with it. No shit in all the junglers I can hate me, this is unplayable to play. now the rock comes oh the velkos the velkos who the guy who told me i was getting banned got feedback destructive chat yeah that's what happens dog sit back down karma's bitch well this ban, where are they? or maybe How can you even play jungle role while streaming? Yeah that's what happened Shad I'm telling you I got agents I have important people in the high ups you ever say anything against me I'll call them and that's a threat 65 months with the goat is going to be psych made land I feel like it's going to be psych back mid lane back my comp ok Camille top last better Is it JoWao, Shaco's support perhaps? Classic. I need AP, I need laner. What should I play chat? I don't even know what I'm playing versus. Like, Jago or Sack. I can go Lux. my lax is clean i could honestly play ap earlier like this pick is not even that bad if your solo ap is not even that bad destroy s11 erase s11 annihilate s11 mods shut i promise it's not troll i promise it's not troll you're gonna see this this is gonna be insane Look at what my teammate said, a bit AD heavy. Don't you worry about that. You can get to see the power of api Relya honestly if I can if I can be 100% honest I think majority of the times where it's looked bad has been a player issue. I don't play this pick that often I really it's one of the hardest champions to play in the game like the pick works the player me myself I'm not super confident on it if I can just get the gameplay side under control this is a real pick it's actually really good you never did a good game on her what do you mean bro bro bro this is just not true by the way bro I probably played at this point I probably played like hundred and fifty eight carrelia games and you're sitting here telling me I never once did well bro are you out of your mind I should win this level 1, I need to get my passive from the minions. Ah, turret shot, cooked. Okay, level 2 first. Playing with fire sack. I'm out of potions. I want to take this wave and B I think. I really has giga waves in the early game I'm not gonna even sweat it I'm not even gonna look at that passive I got the passive, I'm happy Don't overcomplicate things. Remember chat, you don't have to be the best, you just have to be good enough. If I didn't have the balsa vs name tag, maybe he comes back with claw farmer here. You can kind of bait your opponent into building armor and then you pivot into AP because you go gunblade, right? W the wave here so I can actually clear it. I'm gonna hit this. I'm ready to die here. He used everything. I could have played a lot better, but I got him. Come on! How many minutes did it lose under his tower there? A lot. Alright, huge, I built up a 20 CS lead and I got a plating and now I bought AP, so we'll see if I can keep this lead up. No way, he dropped it. I'm good enough against this divey mare. Wait! Hang on! What did I just do? Wait, that kinda looked like something that I really would actually do. Hang on! Well, nasty with it. I'm scared, getting ganked, it's like we're level 6, ah it's like I'm all in back side level 6, it's completely OP spike, oh yeah, that push into me. We're gonna hold the wave here. Nice! Can't dive. Oh, arrow? Yes. You are kidding me! I can't. I'm base here by the way. Someone can take the wave if they want to have an item. GG. I'm gonna be fired, killer mode activated Imal, if you place it, ID, bros ID, I'm rolling, I was like, trolling What are we talking about? Oh Good damage Suck his old squishies with some AP bill. Oh my god his ash. Oh my god this Ash has missed Nice Let's take one more wave Oh my god, it's a perfect game. It's a completely perfect game What boots do I need? Like buying magic penetration on ap arelia feels a little bit weird because your W is physical damage, you know? But I think it might still be the best. I could go like upgrade a Merc, but I think I need to keep that cannon one shot and keep on. Ah, if I got my Q off, he would have died. My damage, I'm doing surprisingly a lot of damage, not gonna lie. And that's tower in 10.30, wow. Oh my god, I misclicked. Oh, I rolled again. Oh my god, I misclicked flash into them, bro. i panicked i panicked and i win that We got the chat down, we go got 700 gold chat down, not good. Black DPS. Yeah, APA really is mostly a Burst Champion than anything. I'm coming top. I'll just give him a smurfing. I should take over. Let Ashe take mid, and I take top. I can't dive like you're in great ash But I have a hard time diving, he's passive But it's great that you keep hitting them, you know It's really impressive Why'd you keep doing that? This guy's level 9 I'm going to easily die there Can I die? I'm so dead Oh, that's bad. I should probably be perma banned. Hmm, not bad. What the potential damage has, the potential damage is there. Let me take over bot, Ashe goes mid. This Mulder is 4-0. But it's a very good matchup for me, so shouldn't be a problem. Am I alone here? Big zone. We're freezing, Sack. i'm so down to fight here As he gets the raw mid lane off, dives the smolder when he uses everday. Wow that's very good Where you going? Where you running? What a guy sir Can't really help, I could, but... I kinda only want to take fights with my ulti. then ap arelia looks OP right right that's what i've been saying I don't really like it, I like to be more spend heavy damage, not auto attacks client. I might be dead here. I can't do anything. Make sure I don't use slash before dragon fights. I'm on my way do we still want to fight without ribbon honestly yeah bro this is gonna be insane that much oh shit I'm dead I did 3500 damage that's not bad and I got more the guys you already did, he's not going to be winable oh, he's for sure recent, nevermind oh the fuck this wave Camille is not going to catch this Oh, should I say suck my drive? Oh, that's not me. I have rabon on giga OP. Get him, get him, get him. Come blade, slow, need to kill. More gold for the APR, really. Perfect. I've been able to buy a large shot with this. Amazing. Oh, hang on a second. Big damage. I'll be like bro this board cancer is so lame by the way it's so lame get baron though I'm going penetration build My hang on, didn't get anything. Sash is still dumb. I'm coming. Let's fuck them. Ooh, wait. This is a giga flank? Come on! Kill this guy too! Ooh, ulti! No counterplay versus this, by the way. We must be winning. This is winning, surely. I think we just killed him, I guess. Nice! Bro, you are kidding me! Bro! Bro, this is... I'm having a game of my life over here! This is probably the worst thing that can happen to me. This right here is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to me. Because you know I'm going to be living off this high. I'm going to think that my APR is good. I'm going to play 20 more games of this. I'm getting Paraband by the end of the week. It's like when you gamble for the first time in Las Vegas and then you get a jackpot, your first ever thing, and then you get addicted and it's cooked for the rest of life. Yeah, it's not good. But actually I need to stop getting ulti by more because like it's zero counterplay I have to it. They're mid. Sryven is fucking trolling that way. if he lives she's a goat Camille is sleeping, we're gonna try to collapse I don't know how he's gonna be though this looks so weird ULTIC what are you doing worldy guys? how shit are you? you're such a fan you're just doing it for fun these days We should do the drake, but we don't. Yeah we do have jungler. Let's do it, more decency I'm so I just want to help actually Come on, I can't move I'm perma CC'd Holy chill, my ult is in 2000 damage. Fuck, if I just played better, we actually win there by the way. If I just played better, I actually ace all of them, for real. We got the Drake, that's what's important I guess. I don't want to be that guy but my support is building can be no shaco like that guy is actually trolling So I win if I don't die, hopefully I do actually. It is so unskilled, it is so unskilled, how am I even losing this? Kill him. I mean, APA relays for a teamfighting champion, to be fair. I'm going to kill him. Ash is actually playing so well. Hi Messi. Shout out to Bestmoss. I need more catamots. I'll kill them now. I hope you get a good day, you cutie. Love them! Oh my god, f**king flush. I'm still going, you're a good f**k. I can't. No flash. So who's useless now, team? I don't get it. How are we losing every fight? I'm going to get a pair of my get-morty, because it's another way. Ah, nice nice team you did really good there. I lose to this act by the way this act wins the game Can you manage that? We're living in a world where this act wins the game My shake with secret agent sent to sent to fucking lose my games and And the enemy, entire enemy team is in my stream. Yeah, these are enjoyable games to play, by the way. These are enjoyable games. All the games today. All the games, anyway, honestly. But people are so shameless. All the guys root this me so he can fucking print screenshots of it. And send it to his best friend. It's crazy stuff, it's crazy stuff, crazy world we're living in. shame that everybody's one one the sake of one we want what i'm not one we want in literally go stares that's literally what they want Yo, chat who's excited for new arena coming out though? I'm not back in a week now, not even? Bro, that shit is gonna be hype. I can't wait. They're making it 3v3v3v3 instead of teams of twos. I didn't finish the daily, by the way. I didn't go very good here, like 1-7 or something. Well, 1 kill was right, it was 8 deaths actually. Six deaths. Five deaths. Two. Oh no! Oh fuck, it was 192, it's this game, shit. Fuck man, really? 1-9 and 2 in this game. I was actually kinda 1-9, I'm not even kidding. Look at this, 4 pin assist on enemies adroane, she was just farming me, I was absorbing all the jungle pressure the entire game long. I was actually 1-9. I'm kidding. Winner picks our honeymoon. Winner picks our honeymoon. OK, you just got to get more balls in than the other person. Oh, no! Babe! Babe, where do you want to do the honeymoon? Stop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're scorned to me. I'm going on an island. OK, like, just an island on a beach? Yeah, I just want to land on the beach with you. Yeah, right after we get married, but not like, babe! Babe, chill! Give me a chance! I didn't even get to say what I wanted to do. I'll tell you if I start to get more close to the wedding. It doesn't matter right here. Oh, oh, is it time? Oh, they come back! Alright, I'll tell you, babe, I want to go to the States. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh! I don't know if it's possible. Hey, Jeff Bezos, you know that rocket that goes here, that looks kind of like a... That goes to space? I would love to go... Oh, wait! I won! Winner picked our honeymoon! Okay, you just gotta get more balls in the... That's awesome. That's awesome. Miss the beat to space. I think I'm queuing mid by the way. Why am I picking scion? I'm playing to troll, I'm not playing to win. Why am I picking scion? I will go support if they pick like a non CC, non mobile I'm a champion, that even exists. I'm not going support, not interleon in a way. Into karma? Should I do it? Science soup. I'll try to go over here, one of the best options probably is footwear. Approach The problem with support sion is it's really really good. It's just You need you need a sub and a to see that trust you, you know Like it's really really good, but your a to see needs to trust you on what you're doing Because there's a high shelf if I go in and in that he just gives up Like ADC is mental, I guess. Really not it. So a lot of times when I play sound support, my ADC would just start like trolling. Because I'm like, feeding. Honestly, I don't need the potion. Potion is bad. I should have went Oracle lands for sure. I can't clear this I'm gonna contest prior even though it's karma virus I still want to contest it kinda I should have pushed hard enough, the minions I just need to get into this push down here somehow I might get there now Well, and now the lane becomes so easy to play Okay, then my words now. Go over here, get level 2. Okay, okay. Okay, okay Going We're getting this This Caitlyn, I can tell she trusts me. This Caitlyn, she's vibing with me for sure. She's playing giga aggressive. I like it. Yeah, I still don't think I can sign on it for anything. So we're going to come for this scuttler, I don't want to miss xp. Remind me to go Oracle lands next step or recall, I missed. Go. I hit. Into the trap. Into the kill. Nice. I wish I just died for her. I got it. Where is, where is, he was running back from fountain, he was, so dumb, ah I forgot Oracle, ADC players never respect early sound passive because they've never played against it. We're top lane players who are always respected because they've always played with sound for. Oh oh oh, enter enter enter enter enter! Oh he's winning down there. Oh he's giga winning. First one? It's not easy. Do you support Xubar Salomon? Oh, bad. Oh, bad. Norkalans got it. Big. the great thing about sound support is when you're toppling scion you can die but you have to die at like get the wave with sound support you can literally just die, you can literally just feed. You don't even need to think how you feed, you can just feed. Both of these guys are free kills when I'm 6. They're mobile. I think they're... I don't know of the It's so much easier to die with... with 6. I don't think I get it on this one, you get no xps or so. one minute off. OK, pretend to be that the wave crash varies states. I'm gonna get the wave low enough for her to finish this, I'm just grieving hard right now. I'm grieving hard. I get him. The page says on the side Big okay, cuz I entered you before Caitlyn look what I'm gonna do here look how look how nice it is There you go, slow push into you. I'm B. Alright Shad, when you get to this point, it doesn't matter how you do it, it's just The only thing you need to do, win or lose doesn't matter, but you have to fight herma. I have Dark Harvest stacking, I have Hoobri stacking, and my champion works very well in like fiesta games, but I need to fight, all the time, no matter what. Like here I need to use kill, but this here is kind of my free kill. Let's keep going here. That's great. I'm gonna keep the wave for Caitlyn cause I'm nice like that. I get two rubries and one dark harvest and obviously trading my life as a support for Barus's knife in the farm is always gonna be worth it. Showbot. i wanna go take his rafters This guy don't flash. I'm gonna ult him, we're gonna dive them. Where is normal ulti then? I hit, I'm going. There's one. Oh, beautiful. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Oh, oops, sorry. AHH! The enemy has been slain. Death at its chance. The enemy has been slain. Ah, that's getting straight. This guy is blue I think. I won't be wanting him. Where is this guy? Oh my god, he came from the years. Oh Not up One more please I'm trolling That will look good I know Jommus, I could go Jommus, yeah. Not bad. Oh fuck, who's that? I'm permanent, that perma snared, silenced, so my CC man, I can't play my character. I'm coming. I can't move my character! I can't move my character! Like this is so insane! I What the fuck that get him get him get him Ah Fun fact, when you are born you are the youngest in the world, when you die, you are the oldest in the world. Well, I'm not even sure about that, I'm sure maybe the first one is sure about that. Shad, did you know, soon in the future we're gonna be able to live forever? So.. Another question would be, I guess, would you live forever? Like, surely there would be some laws against it. Like, you're not allowed to live forever because that wouldn't work. We would be too many people on Earth. Like, we can't live forever because that would not be sustainable. That would not be sustainable at all. God has been slain Maybe they would make some rules, like if you wanna live forever you're not allowed to have kids Cause then it's like plus minus one, you know? But if you wanna have kids you gotta go and die I'm coming! Oh Nice Shad, is there a way to make you not be super slow and boring when you get old? Like I would be down to live till I'm like 300 years old but I wouldn't want to be like oh like you know tired every day and stuff like this you know. and eat well like oh yeah yeah like tell that like a 90 year old bro yes you're just exercise bro just exercise you're turning 90 this this month bro you should just eat well and exercise then you could be as It feels like we're getting older, we're growing older, but we are not, we're not really, We don't really have anything for like, becoming old, you know. of Get up, get up, get up! Scientists had a big breakthrough in DHing recently actually, really You know what's that shot I I know the name, I know the name, I know more the name, wait, I know the name of more YouTubers and entertainers than I know of scientists and like, you know, like low-key scientists should also go viral, you know. I feel like scientists don't really go viral these days. Like imagine back in the day, bro, everybody knew who Einstein was. Who even is the Einstein of our time? Your turret has been destroyed. What is this anime fight? I'm just kind of watching. Uuuuughhhhhh! FF the game! Fucking sinbra champion man! What is that? 1700 with her art? Did she even have any balls out like what even is that? I don't know how good it is. I think Sylla would fit my playstyle, but I'm not very good on mage-less. Don't imagine I really play Zilean. Nice! Nice! 17 deaths, good game. I'm queuing top lane and hopefully getting Syndra angle. I'll do one or two more games. Can you explain the general theory of relativity to us? uh... you mean e equals mc squared so basically of course is alboudinstein it is how we understand space, time and gravity to put it simply actually talking about this makes me curious who's the top scientist in the world right now. Top 10 Scientist. Based on 2025, 2026 citation, based ranking, research.com. I don't know... Walter C. Willett? H.A. Kim? Francisco? Who are these guys? What did Walter C. Willett do? Damn! This guy is smart as fuck. It's a Syndra time chat, I don't think so, look at their team comp. Something like Uder would be way better. physician I don't like glaze Americans but low key every time it's like the best of something it's always an American it's always an American who's best at something I don't know if you guys know this as well Shout out to American Americans all over the world. Would I go here? Good night, probably. Nutrition researcher, he is Frederick John Stair, Professor of Epidemiology and Nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health and was the Chair of its Department of Nutrition from 1991 to 2017. He is also professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School. He was awarded annually by the General Motors Cancer Research Foundation as one of trio of scientific prizes entirely devoted to cancer research, the other two being the Shars. wow what a guy what a guy I mean what I missed I miss inting in solo queue but did he did he invent Bowson's law though I'm already half mana, how does that even happen? Yep. I'm taking so much damage here actually. I'm taking so much damage here actually Holy fuck This is not good he got me I'm so fucked now he got me he got me he got me he got me hey hey Hey, props to him, shit. I pissed my pants. Am I dead? Is it two points in W angle? I'm a man now. This works! This works! Oh my god. Thank you, good job. Yeah, I'm getting a little bit gapped so far, I forgot you have Gigamanish is on the third level 1 for your first reset a little bit like Ragnos i guess Bye bye! We have some taunt, I can take the plating. Thank you! And now proxies, thank you! and then B, perfect Also build this game shot, Shagoli and Riss. And I'm gonna go full glass cannon, they're full AP by the way. If I just go tank with MR I'll be really OP. You just fight me like this? Oh, they're fucked, shit. You're dying, buddy. I'm gonna be in Gangt, being swampy in the bottom of the list. I'm familiar with the towers out there, I was down in range, it's still worth it. Bro, ammo items are so fake these days, there's nothing I would want to get. Like Banshees is like so weird on a melee champion, cause it's gonna be just get procked instantly. So the spell shield actually doesn't do a lot for me. I could also use mid to murk treads and be happy with that. It is so aggressive. I can't like it. I'm going to plant. In your mess up you can you push the wave. Why is it pushing into me? Promise Udre in stuff. Pushes the wave when he wants to trade. I should look to dive. I was born as a fuck genre probably coming down I should get a reset for Aiden with this big spike. He bases like that? Just on a cannon like this? Doesn't he lose a bunch? He's TP-bot. Oh, they killed him. It would have been really good if he went through. They would lose so much. I'm briefed Well my team is doing insanely well this game Is bad bunny modern day Michael Jackson Weapons are for the weak. I'm gonna look for mid-run. I'm looking. I'm dead, by the way. No, you can't use me, Draven! Riot, Riot! Oh, you're gonna give me, you're gonna give me! Can I dive him? That kind of impossible. He can just W on top of himself. He has so many shields. I'm very much dead here. I think it's a mercury treads angle. I don't know, I can easily dodge the taunt. I can easily dodge the syrups. They don't really have Slyzy after that. It's never a mercury cause it's always full damage Deep in both but I think it's better to sleep in mid and take plate I guess I'll take another wave. Oh you're gonna get me W. I feel like if I ignited the blades he would've died. 3 for 2, I can't mess up, I can f**k out of the door with this. I'm going top here with no TP, am I trolling? The thing is Shen is bot and Sinra is mid and they're all mid, so top is literally open. This is five playings here, two tower. It's never trolled to be alone on a side lane. If enemy, if there's no enemies in your lane, you're in the right place. Always. if I'm so bad! I'm so bad! Making me a champion man! I got Leandris, try a new item. it's chill me karma I get in there I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I'm just gonna go for the first time. I thought the package is 27th of April bullshit like I don't get it The fuck is coming, I don't know what that means, but it's the fuck. Not me Right to the death ruins I should have picked Zynda, I should have just picked Zynda, I said I was gonna play Zynda Why did I pick it? Now I have the flavor set Still in the next game I don't care at this point Nice, nice, nice, let's go. An enemy has been slain. You cannot outrun me. any fight is winning fight right now Uh oh. Nice. He gets shielded right, it's not scary. I got exhausted, so I don't kill them now. Your team has destroyed an inhibitor, your team has destroyed an inhibitor, It's probably more than some mess that's popping off. I why do i have the sin draw? I'm gonna cast you dead GG double LP One more game, last game of the day so that Syndra top lane it's time. I'm convinced it's OP. Man I really wonder how this ranked MMR reset is going to work. i really wonder i think we might have the worst league of legends in the years ahead of us like this this like the first four weeks are going to be horrible to play because all the games are going to be so unfair we're gonna have 3000 LP challenge players and zero LP challenge players It's gonna be kinda fun. We're full AP. Can't really go Sin Rape for full AP. Should I hover an AP champion? Maybe my team will decide differently. SHIT! I need to show you something! Former pro player Roky shows how the new controller support can help rumble flame spinner to spin at lighting speed Shab I'm telling you I'm telling the spinning rumble. It's a thing The spinning rumble is making a return now. We have some former pro player vouching for it as well Bro this gonna did this gonna blow up up the spinning rumble is there guys jump on the hype train while while you still can I didn't know you could play legion controller that makes no sense when he went scion the hell was that new the mid lane these are great as I don't know if I want to go that route I can go so much fun stuff I can play game with Joel Myjon is getting better and better by the way That's what I'm doing So that my own is like up there, you know, like I'm really really solid on the champion now. You should see it. I can't do the infinity edge rush in top lane because I need attack speed and I don't get enough attack speed without the upgraded tier 2 boots from mid lane quest so I think I have to buy an attack speed item which is probably going to be Juntal. Go Borg, man! Go Borg! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I say there's no respite. Time for Twitch chat to ragebathe me with Borg comments for 40 minutes. Actually, balls with Borky would have probably won versus 5 Pentakill in that scenario. I won't, I won't get reshpaded. I'm trusting in myself How greedy would it be to not go attack speed item like I would not be 1.33 attack speed until i'm like level 13 or something it's kind of rough you know it doesn't really none of this matters the only thing that actually matters is backing on bf sword if i can get that i'm happy I've got pinged Carapace on the ward, not think I got ganked. Oh yeah, now look at gank me a lot earlier. Proxy the wave! Time to proxy! I did not get it, you will have to be on the next wave. Let the wave crash man, just let it crash. Oh my god. I see a proxy. I'm never gonna make 1300 gold, like how am I supposed to get 500 gold, it's like impossible. I should probably lay normally. I'm getting so crazy ganked. But he can tank a cannon wave by the way. I'm gonna go fuck with him. worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, big oh my god if i hit those yes better i have it anyways GG This is the only thing that matters, getting that BF back, because now Juntal actually makes sense. Because you don't buy shit components. I'm not going to have any attack speed, which is kind of rough, but you don't need it. watch yourself Oh, that was a really bad trade Nice. cool now bro shut I am scaling like crazy my man fight base with 1500 gold and he's bottom edge ice he's rushed that With zero kills nothing is designed. I'm gonna medjide that that's that's his purchase. All right I probably want to wait to push into Mesa, I actually have some kill pressure. Telltale sign of a weak player, he buys armor when we're a majority magical damage in the team. He buys specifically to beat me in the 1v1. That's a telltale son of a weak player. I got him there. Nice damage. He has no models, he can't do anything. You're fine. Ring around the circle. I'm gonna have to ulti back to lane if he doesn't want to lose all of this. The most greedy, the most scaly build ever. Juntal cool. Yeah this game is over. I'm not even getting like a mob dying even for this. I'm staying zero deaths. Yeah This guy has like two more minutes then I'm completely taking over I know if we are going to be greedy in the real trade tomorrow. Race to grubs. I don't need another attack speed item, right? Like I don't need boots, but boots are fake. With levels I will get the attack speed I need and alacrity. Eventually I'm going to get the attack speed I need. Boom. Still in the lamp. You're a scream. Triple org ride them, this is telltale sign of a weak player. Only care about the one we won in his build. You'll have no laking, teamfighting, but my skills are going crazy. Just buy Bork, bro, you said. Bork is not a good item, and Bork is definitely not good in the armor. Or more counters Bork. I'm a dune thing. He's gonna have to ult there. For blush. I'm dead. Could be an angle to pivot to map. Pivot to AP on. Is that good? Have you ever been to Belgium, Barsi? I'm nervous about this Honestly, you should go Lord Dominic second here Second item Lord Domnix was this armor. It wouldn't be bad, you know. This tower is slowly going down, so yeah. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Brody's fucking noon, man. Get off of me. I Ward here I ward here to make sure I don't get gambler a good link and commando with four thousand rumors Bees falling in what's coming to that guy even the recent destroyed Finally a good scion build. Oh, no, this is rage bait. This is maximum. I would not I would not listen to this This is crazy rage bait. No, I will I won't fall for this I'll just get one tapping me by the way. I should go and murder this game, they have so much cc. What's the magic not that doing? He has 10 stacks. 10 stacks, that's a gold. I could deep in kill the scion, i think it's better i get tower manion is good fucking dog it fucking dog come on bro come on bro come on bro Oh shit, there's a plant here. Hang on a sec, yellow. Let me cook. More than you're kidding. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm alive. It's getting so lucky, no? He's gonna have to B, so I'm just gonna TP and take tower, for a good night. I'm completely open now, GG I'm double Compensate on the kill I don't want to be in the stacks, but the bad guys are obviously in the correction, No he's just... He's completely woman-hiding She is a hell of a... I'm just gonna keep pressuring top. I guess Graves will open here and try and kill me again. I'm gonna try, he will probably swatch up me like he always does. What if I swatch up him first? I only lose versus Graves if Zan is there to CC me. But 1v1, honestly. Yeah, 3v1 this time, unfair. Yeah, 1v1 you guys would never beat me. May you know that too. The boss is so good people start calling messy the boss of football FRFR Chat how much extra ad do you get above hundred you get hundred percent of above you get hundred percent of crit above 100% as ad So Lord Dominic will give me 60 ad yeah lordam is probably very resourceful yes okay I stopped feeding now sort of team I had no more feeding I'm farmed up I carry I'm going to go top here. This has to be ragefade at this point. Zero damage! I'm doing 600 per Q, eh? I got this. Oh wait He dies by the way Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Hang on a second! Weird! I'm completely online! Get outta here, Graves! and GG. I just need lifesteal. I don't know why mid lane should be side lane, at least if they go for mid then we get something on the map, now I'm just in pink for fun. You only have 75% crit, you need one more. This Ambul is completely useless. By the way, full tank, zero damage, not even Titanic for wave clear. It is completely worthless. He's an actual bot in fights. one me one me bruh I like to move don't worry bruh I'll move next season I See you in this you win guys Nice! What are you talking about? Bro, like I can't hit a kill for my life. I can't hit a kill for my life, this is crazy. I have this stream running in the background and every time I open this tab the screen There we go. I'm sure that we end this, yes. We lose humming. I don't know. I Stop feeding like what is this I actually want to damage, but try my damage on Sion, but Nunu is always on him, like what a waste oh run back to your base bro just only one he wants man what's your problem and now nunu is coming from base with home guards with five million movement speed ball And of course, like they're just here lurking! Fuck off! I win this come on come on did bork do that did i do that with bork with shittles ruin king No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Not bad. Second highest damage in the game. Not bad. I did good. I'll do one last. play cindra jungle, does that work? Hearty Monty Blitz in the top lane Dr. Doom versus Council of Kang's Bangs. Chills. Kang the Conqueror. He got cancelled, didn't he, the actor? It was a PR nightmare for Disney, they were rooting for this can be conquered to be the main villain for season 4, season 5 and then it just got cancelled. Now we're working on the robot. This is gonna be way better. Bro this is gonna be cinema. Dr. Doom, Robert Downey Jr. plays it. Pfft. Wow. If Bows was an Avengers hero, he would be Iron Foreman. If I was an Avengers Marvel Hero, you know who I'd be? I'd be vision. Because that's combining two of my main champions, Baye and Sion, into one name, vision. That's why I'd be. Ergotop lane. I've waited 69 months for this moment nice, but now do I stay subbed so much gray screen and so much maroon 5 Is it time now chat? That's a syndrome come out We're a little bit heavy on AP not really it depends if I really is a pure AD of course Axiomarkanis is the tech. Hi baboos, you sexy nerd. Oh yeah. No skin, skin! Oh, no skin, Syndra, ew. I guess I'm faker We picked five mid laners hahaha So chef, how do I get splinters? Seen i collects splinters from the following One from Damaging Enemy Champion with two abilities within four seconds. What? This is so complicated. Damaging enemy champion with two abilities within four seconds. Okay? I only have one splinter for that, but it scales. Fire splinters upon spending ability points. One splinter on killing large minions. Getting these splinters, that's very important. Very very important. It's the most important thing I've seen, bro. Hey, man, I've heard some rumor on the street that your pro player career might continues. Can you tell me more about the rumor? Remember when I saw up here? Wow, I'm just getting out of to death for what and I'm not even close to level 2 because I get... I get zoned off of xp, yeah? Oh my god, I'm fucking dead. senior top new meta yep it's gonna be so good bro trust me on this one this is a new meta They even had bad eyesheets on the champion. This power is coming to the man, an enemy has been slain, an ally has been slain. That Q does a hundred damage, what the fuck. I Gimmi splinter yeah fuck yeah Oh Miss my son These abilities are so weird, I'm getting used to them. I was getting chased down like bro, what is this game playing? I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what Oh man, ah fuck I don't have b either though Did you even insta b, that agg? He has b Oh shit. Naga, what did I plant? I'm not scared. This guy is playing freaky gameplay right here. Now you're cooked buddy. You play like this and now you're completely cooked aren't you? We are so back we are so back what do you mark second shot W W W Oh, no stacks on my Q, it's pretty chill Oh, that's a bad flash He has no will to do. Okay, it's faddle. Where is this guy? He just went into Alcove? Now what? What? This fucking talent! Get off of me! What is wrong with this talent dude? I really a troll building, yeah I see it, that's ok. every game today's oh my god every game I get plus nine viewers it's actually nice to know I'm I'm never gonna fall off because every time I queue up I'm gonna get nine viewers nine new viewers He's ff... ff get me out. What the fuck? You can mute people? How do I mute? I didn't mute a roll yet bro this lobby is hella cringe lulay this lobby this specific one really Have you seen every other lobby today? Shad, when do I skill him? One shot people with my R? Zymbretop? Here, let's stop this shit. Just have somebody it goes 0 of 15 in my game as AP Aurelia talking about potential damage she learned here. An ally has been slain. Bro, fake damage or what? Enemies in there kills me there by the way. Enemies in there kills me there for sure. I had like 10 balls out as well. Nice, I saved her. Soon I have 100 splinters. Oh I need 100 splinters, that's when I start one-shotting because then it executes, I get it. And Hanan has been slain Got you got you almost there I really needs to go top lane Bro, I'm pumping now by the way My W is true damage. I'm sorry, I managed to miss everything. This is completely my fault. I'm sorry. I'm still getting used to these abilities. Got him though. Big kill. Huge pick up. I'll be here. This meld still goes side, like should the meld go mid, if anything? The relation you decide is 17-18 minutes. I did it. Help! Flash art. That's not great. At least the maximum of splinters, 120, yeah. Once I get that GG. I like them all so fucking dasken don't come over e e e e e e e 4 Bro, I literally can't play the game man, this fucking guy I'm getting it, did I really completely lose it when I muted her or what, so I'll mute, see what's going on. Ah, back to muted, fuck this shit. Oh fuck that. Fucking freaks man. Absolute freaks. Irelia I will kill you. Trust me I will like what? That can be right. That doesn't sound very nice. This talent is on my dick the entire game, I can't play the game, because he's always on me. I'm gonna splinter, 105, need 15 more than gg. Oh, you get splinters if you have lob abilities, it's free then. We'll fight this or what? Big! Big big big! Oh my god. They don't have Wrangler. If we just don't fight, just don't fight. Just catch waves. It'll be really good. They do not have Wrangler, so they can't start it. We shouldn't even fight them. The enemy has to fight. We don't. Man, this is so pointless. I'm now said by it for no reason. Big stun! Niiiiiiiiiigh Topgap, holy! Oh yeah, oh yeah, the farcest-of-minute Urgot who got turbo camped like literally got ganked probably 20 tanks by the talent, topgap I will have 20 splinters now, I'll have 20 I literally carry. I'll take that six drinkers, can't blame. I hope I'm not dead. I can be someone Wait what? Go! Where's the damage? Where's the damage? Where's the damage? Where's the damage? That's crazy, I thought that would be a one shot for sure. I'm going to look here. I did it! Fuck! Woohoo! Fuck! Fuck! Hey, it's 3kid now. Boom! Come on! Come on now! Fuck! Fuck! He's free kill though. BOOM! Come on! Come on now! I'm pushing by the way. Talon ult right? They all have so much MR. I need Void. I'm pushing. Keep going? I don't think this is a good idea. 20s one shot though this is my die bone ohhhhhhh bro where's my damage at I had 5 balls out my ulti does no damage has been slain What is this? 1400 damage only? That's not right I think this Aurelia is going full skit zone because I muted her. I'm unmuted. Let's win this. Lock in Aurelia we can win this That's a team It's winning Yo, yo Not bad Look at their base though. What's my last item? Which bin I think? I think I'm getting there though, we're dying. I ran out of your soul shit at the game You win this Be good What is doing the damage? Whatever, it's a mid gap. Don't win with this massive mid gap, unfortunately. Wow, we really had the least damage. Honestly, while you're at it, let's 1v1, Aurelia. Let's go 1v1. You completely int my game. Completely throw it. 1v1 me, bro. Yasuo, man. 1v1 on Yasuo. Go, Fleet Footwork, Mark Flash. 1.5 million points on Yasuo, it would be so embarrassing to lose. It's so embarrassing to lose. Yes, um, lethal tempo ignite, can't really win all in. It's for the guild less I'm a ringman No more Can we see you there in game? You're good on me. Love you. I need guys nerves, I can feel it. I can feel how nervous this is. 1.5 million points Yasuo. More like 1.5 points on Yasuo, with how he's playing. Boom, boom, boom. Bro, on your main as well? That's crazy. Dude is in my stream the entire game. Oh wait, oh I'm on both streams! Just to be dead dog shit? Like why am I even in this guy's elo to begin with? One more, I gotta get going, I gotta get going. I'm getting kinda angry. Appreciate you guys coming in today, much love. See you guys around, yeah? Take care everybody Have a good rest of night. Bye. Bye and good night