{"segments": [{"start": 30.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " Hello? Hello? Hello?"}, {"start": 42.0, "end": 44.0, "text": " That was a guess"}, {"start": 56.0, "end": 58.0, "text": " Cables"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 62.0, "text": " hello hello"}, {"start": 62.0, "end": 64.0, "text": " climb out of your sabbou"}, {"start": 64.0, "end": 66.0, "text": " to back you from your sabbou"}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 110.24000000000001, "text": " Let's go. Zero all sauces today, my goat. Zero what? Zero losses, hell yeah. Only wins"}, {"start": 110.24000000000001, "end": 126.24000000000001, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 140.24, "end": 142.24, "text": " Kiana"}, {"start": 142.24, "end": 144.24, "text": " Gnar"}, {"start": 144.24, "end": 150.24, "text": " Gwen, that's more like it"}, {"start": 150.24, "end": 157.24, "text": " I actually know what it's a good strategy to do"}, {"start": 157.24, "end": 162.24, "text": " You always pick early scion, pick 1, 2, 3 scion, blind it"}, {"start": 162.24, "end": 165.24, "text": " And then enemy picks a giga counter like Gwen"}, {"start": 165.24, "end": 167.24, "text": " That beats tank scion"}, {"start": 167.24, "end": 169.24, "text": " And then you go 80 scion"}, {"start": 169.24, "end": 173.24, "text": " This is actually a lot more playable."}, {"start": 199.24, "end": 201.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 229.24, "end": 231.24, "text": " Minions have spawned"}, {"start": 239.64000000000001, "end": 241.64000000000001, "text": " I'm back"}, {"start": 252.8, "end": 255.42000000000002, "text": " That's freaking oh shit the minions spawned so fast"}, {"start": 255.42000000000002, "end": 257.42, "text": " We can fast."}, {"start": 257.42, "end": 259.42, "text": " Cheval."}, {"start": 259.42, "end": 261.42, "text": " We can fast again though. 800 movement speed."}, {"start": 261.42, "end": 263.42, "text": " Chills."}, {"start": 285.42, "end": 314.22, "text": " I'll rip the meat from your bones."}, {"start": 314.22, "end": 337.12, "text": " Nice, wow that actually worked."}, {"start": 337.12, "end": 345.12, "text": " She's gonna give the kill to the ambassador I believe, cause she can use the snowball much better than me."}, {"start": 353.12, "end": 355.12, "text": " Oh my god, I can't see us."}, {"start": 367.12, "end": 395.68, "text": " I have TP to lane here, to hold the freeze, it all depends on whether or not he's gonna"}, {"start": 395.68, "end": 400.12, "text": " crash I think I get there in time"}, {"start": 404.12, "end": 411.36, "text": " this is fake freeze but when we lose a lot"}, {"start": 425.68, "end": 451.68, "text": " Bas, you were mentioned at LEC today, in what context, best players of all time more?"}, {"start": 511.68, "end": 514.6800000000001, "text": " Where is the f***ing gun, man?"}, {"start": 524.6800000000001, "end": 525.6800000000001, "text": " I hit!"}, {"start": 529.6800000000001, "end": 533.6800000000001, "text": " I used my flash, I used my ult and no kills, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 534.6800000000001, "end": 535.6800000000001, "text": " Disaster."}, {"start": 535.6800000000001, "end": 542.6800000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna leave him alone."}, {"start": 542.6800000000001, "end": 547.6800000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna leave him alone."}, {"start": 547.6800000000001, "end": 556.6800000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna leave him alone."}, {"start": 556.6800000000001, "end": 558.6800000000001, "text": " I wonder if I'm just cooked in the lane now"}, {"start": 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"text": " You don't have TP, so I'm going to get Played in and I should really mess with her, I'll be right back in the lane."}, {"start": 899.12, "end": 901.12, "text": " like you're not coming back here"}, {"start": 911.12, "end": 912.12, "text": " she knows"}, {"start": 929.12, "end": 930.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 930.12, "end": 931.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 931.12, "end": 932.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 932.12, "end": 939.12, "text": " Bro, what was his talent that much?"}, {"start": 939.12, "end": 948.0, "text": " The fucking thing."}, {"start": 948.0, "end": 950.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 957.0, "end": 959.24, "text": " Robosis talent damage the fuck"}, {"start": 978.0, "end": 981.0, "text": " Always to marching."}, {"start": 981.0, "end": 984.0, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 984.0, "end": 986.0, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 999.0, "end": 1002.0, "text": " Do not bleed."}, {"start": 1008.0, "end": 1026.0, "text": " I don't have ulti, I want a gruff for dragon but I don't have ulti"}, {"start": 1038.0, "end": 1040.0, "text": " I can't go there anyways honestly"}, {"start": 1058.22, "end": 1060.22, "text": " I'm gonna have to go butchall"}, {"start": 1068.0, "end": 1075.0, "text": " When will we have a round timer now?"}, {"start": 1075.0, "end": 1078.0, "text": " Shut down!"}, {"start": 1078.0, "end": 1081.0, "text": " Don't use it!"}, {"start": 1128.0, "end": 1150.0, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 1180.0, "end": 1187.0, "text": " He's getting cooped. Probably. She's gonna have Velsk and Dawn now. She's gonna run me down."}, {"start": 1300.0, "end": 1303.0, "text": " I'm so rusty on Sion I don't play much anymore"}, {"start": 1360.0, "end": 1388.48, "text": " It's just dragon even contestable, we're gonna run into piano in jungle."}, {"start": 1388.48, "end": 1395.48, "text": " I'm pretty much a free useless champion for this game. Only an ambassador is useful."}, {"start": 1401.48, "end": 1404.48, "text": " I'm keeping bot."}, {"start": 1418.48, "end": 1425.48, "text": " I'm gonna roll Zed, GG."}, {"start": 1448.48, "end": 1476.88, "text": " I'll try for 800 gold here once more there."}, {"start": 1476.88, "end": 1505.2800000000002, "text": " Oh, yes you do."}, {"start": 1505.28, "end": 1507.28, "text": " You can defend"}, {"start": 1535.28, "end": 1539.28, "text": " Go go go, gather gather!"}, {"start": 1547.28, "end": 1550.28, "text": " Classic dubar and nipples loops."}, {"start": 1550.28, "end": 1552.28, "text": " Where have we seen this before?"}, {"start": 1552.28, "end": 1554.28, "text": " Oh yeah, every game over."}, {"start": 1595.28, "end": 1624.84, "text": " come here."}, {"start": 1624.8400000000001, "end": 1626.8400000000001, "text": " Ah, they're criss."}, {"start": 1629.3400000000001, "end": 1632.8400000000001, "text": " Only 5% chance of crissing and no criss, I'm a criss."}, {"start": 1637.3400000000001, "end": 1643.8400000000001, "text": " I love ulting into Qiyana and then she buffers her ulti with my ulti and then I get CC'd. I love that."}, {"start": 1654.8400000000001, "end": 1676.2400000000002, "text": " okay bouncy, what do you think of the new changes so far?"}, {"start": 1706.24, "end": 1717.68, "text": " hold on, come on, hold on, big comeback"}, {"start": 1717.68, "end": 1723.18, "text": " if we don't lose dragon here i don't have to go serpent fang"}, {"start": 1736.24, "end": 1740.24, "text": " If I'm TPing too early, I should wait for..."}, {"start": 1740.24, "end": 1743.24, "text": " If I get into the bush in time."}, {"start": 1760.24, "end": 1762.24, "text": " Half a second on my fucking thing now."}, {"start": 1766.24, "end": 1773.24, "text": " well now we lose the dragon and we lose the game"}, {"start": 1796.24, "end": 1813.36, "text": " I have to go to the prison, they want to kill me"}, {"start": 1873.3600000000001, "end": 1875.3600000000001, "text": " I got him"}, {"start": 1887.3600000000001, "end": 1889.3600000000001, "text": " That was a nice try"}, {"start": 1933.3600000000001, "end": 1940.16, "text": " like almost 100, lying face emoji, dollar bills face emoji, hand with index finger and thumb"}, {"start": 1940.16, "end": 1948.4, "text": " crossed emoji, crossed fingers emoji, biting lip emoji, baby emoji."}, {"start": 1948.4, "end": 1951.88, "text": " So my pillow fingers up, appreciate it, appreciate it."}, {"start": 1963.3600000000001, "end": 1980.3600000000001, "text": " Please don't take scion, it's a tradition, I'm one for traditions."}, {"start": 2010.3600000000001, "end": 2012.3600000000001, "text": " Waitin'"}, {"start": 2040.3600000000001, "end": 2065.28, "text": " Classic one matchup, but I think it might be, I will see."}, {"start": 2065.28, "end": 2066.28, "text": " We will see."}, {"start": 2082.28, "end": 2084.28, "text": " Do you like the new arena changes?"}, {"start": 2085.28, "end": 2088.28, "text": " There are 15 junglers and mid laners and top laners all in one team."}, {"start": 2089.28, "end": 2091.28, "text": " Camille is the only one who can go support."}, {"start": 2091.28, "end": 2095.28, "text": " So it's got to be Gwent top. Classic."}, {"start": 2096.28, "end": 2098.28, "text": " Do you like the new arena changes? No."}, {"start": 2099.28, "end": 2101.28, "text": " Worrible changes."}, {"start": 2106.28, "end": 2109.28, "text": " Oh my god, it's a challenger player!"}, {"start": 2110.28, "end": 2113.28, "text": " This is the first challenger I've played with this season."}, {"start": 2121.28, "end": 2128.28, "text": " Joao, did I ban your Shaco? You fucking dog! You little dog did I ban your Shaco, huh?"}, {"start": 2136.28, "end": 2140.28, "text": " He's gonna do the exact same thing on Camille, he's gonna roam the map."}, {"start": 2151.28, "end": 2153.28, "text": " Breathe."}, {"start": 2155.28, "end": 2157.28, "text": " Minions have spawned."}, {"start": 2157.28, "end": 2162.28, "text": " Bores, are you ever going to address the allegations between you and Alanar?"}, {"start": 2162.28, "end": 2168.28, "text": " Hashtag justice for Alanar also, I heard AD noob top is a good pick."}, {"start": 2168.28, "end": 2172.28, "text": " This hunger, it moths."}, {"start": 2172.28, "end": 2182.1400000000003, "text": " It's better if she goes on mid and goes on my jungler."}, {"start": 2182.1400000000003, "end": 2190.6400000000003, "text": " My health bar is irrelevant."}, {"start": 2190.64, "end": 2205.3599999999997, "text": " mind the game is lost and then he gets invaded anyways how did he get invaded"}, {"start": 2325.36, "end": 2327.36, "text": " He is F up, he's not one playing the game."}, {"start": 2385.36, "end": 2395.36, "text": " How's the climb going, King?"}, {"start": 2395.36, "end": 2411.36, "text": " I was going to go about the jumping sound, so that was a draw."}, {"start": 2441.36, "end": 2454.56, "text": " So I'm just going to play Sion on Sundays."}, {"start": 2454.56, "end": 2459.04, "text": " Even more, do you feel obliged to play him because you are the boss?"}, {"start": 2459.04, "end": 2464.04, "text": " I'm playing from time to time."}, {"start": 2464.04, "end": 2469.04, "text": " I'll be back."}, {"start": 2469.04, "end": 2479.04, "text": " I'm gonna drink it to be shattered."}, {"start": 2479.04, "end": 2481.04, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 2496.04, "end": 2500.04, "text": " These wounds bring no pain."}, {"start": 2539.04, "end": 2541.04, "text": " and die"}, {"start": 2551.6, "end": 2553.6, "text": " i'll use their bones"}, {"start": 2554.72, "end": 2556.72, "text": " my teeth"}, {"start": 2560.16, "end": 2562.16, "text": " let's get this level"}, {"start": 2569.04, "end": 2571.04, "text": " I thought it hit me, but it..."}, {"start": 2629.04, "end": 2652.04, "text": " You can right stop me on this proxy but hopefully I'm fast."}, {"start": 2652.04, "end": 2681.04, "text": " We hopefully missed FF15 in this game, we don't have to bother animatronics, they're"}, {"start": 2681.04, "end": 2688.04, "text": " to bother anymore"}, {"start": 2698.8, "end": 2705.8, "text": " it's a pointless game"}, {"start": 2831.04, "end": 2833.04, "text": " It's"}, {"start": 2839.92, "end": 2845.1, "text": " This way drive is probably also the disgusting pig the target bands all my one tricks in my team"}, {"start": 2845.1, "end": 2851.16, "text": " But I've known the one trick on fucking a theory. I like how can I genuinely win with this doggy in enemy team?"}, {"start": 2851.16, "end": 2855.4, "text": " He says he's literally it's literally like cheating. It's so unfair these things"}, {"start": 2855.4, "end": 2866.34, "text": " my new note is a target band and he's perma it's so pointless these games"}, {"start": 2866.34, "end": 2884.82, "text": " he's been he's been sniping me for for probably half a year now everybody knows it and Ryan"}, {"start": 2884.82, "end": 2891.82, "text": " does nothing about it"}, {"start": 2944.82, "end": 2951.82, "text": " An enemy is unstoppable and it's chance."}, {"start": 2951.82, "end": 2953.82, "text": " He's it!"}, {"start": 2960.82, "end": 2963.82, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 3004.82, "end": 3011.82, "text": " You're dumb. Yesterday you set up the four sirens, and ULL never touched the champ again."}, {"start": 3011.82, "end": 3014.82, "text": " Now you feel like siren someday. Are you okay?"}, {"start": 3014.82, "end": 3015.82, "text": " It's judicial."}, {"start": 3015.82, "end": 3017.82, "text": " You're in pain, pain."}, {"start": 3018.82, "end": 3022.82, "text": " I don't know where I'm gonna lose one of the games today, but it's judicial."}, {"start": 3025.82, "end": 3027.82, "text": " Today is not a climbing day."}, {"start": 3034.82, "end": 3039.82, "text": " has been destroyed. An enemy is dominating. Quick! Quick!"}, {"start": 3042.82, "end": 3047.82, "text": " How many battles have I won? Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 3055.82, "end": 3058.82, "text": " No stone unbroken!"}, {"start": 3118.82, "end": 3125.82, "text": " Demon flank, thanks for everything boys, one more none, less than three."}, {"start": 3125.82, "end": 3154.82, "text": " I don't think a single game has been a craft in 20-26 League of Legends."}, {"start": 3214.82, "end": 3216.82, "text": " I'm going to nap her for once"}, {"start": 3244.82, "end": 3251.82, "text": " I'll see you in a minute."}, {"start": 3334.82, "end": 3338.82, "text": " give us milk and give us milk and give us milk and give us milk"}, {"start": 3343.82, "end": 3344.82, "text": " I'm back"}, {"start": 3394.82, "end": 3401.82, "text": " but"}, {"start": 3406.88, "end": 3411.6800000000003, "text": " paul's along head chat spam milk now is this legal"}, {"start": 3411.6800000000003, "end": 3415.6800000000003, "text": " four years and you still the best top laner babboos"}, {"start": 3415.6800000000003, "end": 3417.6800000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3445.6800000000003, "end": 3452.6800000000003, "text": " I'll go in again, shalker."}, {"start": 3475.6800000000003, "end": 3504.6800000000003, "text": " I wonder if I blindpick Saiyan on every game today, and how many Gwenmash I'm sorry about"}, {"start": 3504.6800000000003, "end": 3506.6800000000003, "text": " how many gun matchup i will get"}, {"start": 3507.6800000000003, "end": 3509.6800000000003, "text": " we put it to test"}, {"start": 3526.6800000000003, "end": 3528.6800000000003, "text": " is gun matchup out of loose?"}, {"start": 3528.6800000000003, "end": 3530.6800000000003, "text": " it's not out of loose now"}, {"start": 3530.6800000000003, "end": 3532.6800000000003, "text": " it's hard"}, {"start": 3534.6800000000003, "end": 3538.28, "text": " if you make one mistake the game is over because she is outskirts you saw her"}, {"start": 3564.6800000000003, "end": 3571.26, "text": " I'm right here, still sticking with some funny playing now."}, {"start": 3571.26, "end": 3575.4600000000005, "text": " Sick burn probably wasn't listening."}, {"start": 3575.4600000000005, "end": 3581.4600000000005, "text": " Welcome to Summoner's Bid."}, {"start": 3581.4600000000005, "end": 3588.4600000000005, "text": " What do I ever bring in?"}, {"start": 3588.4600000000005, "end": 3590.4600000000005, "text": " The minions have spawned."}, {"start": 3590.46, "end": 3597.94, "text": " You have to start Q in this matchup, the more I play it."}, {"start": 3597.94, "end": 3606.94, "text": " W is good into E start, but Q is better versus her Q start."}, {"start": 3726.94, "end": 3748.94, "text": " I don't want to die, Trader Flash for Pempo."}, {"start": 3838.94, "end": 3864.94, "text": " All of this is up."}, {"start": 3864.94, "end": 3884.42, "text": " He is level 4, but I don't think I beat him."}, {"start": 3884.42, "end": 3890.98, "text": " Do they go from gate or from here, these junglers?"}, {"start": 3890.98, "end": 3895.98, "text": " Yeah, I'm just gonna take the death anyways."}, {"start": 3904.98, "end": 3908.98, "text": " I'm gonna fuck with him for a little bit and then die on the wave. Should be good."}, {"start": 3910.98, "end": 3912.98, "text": " He's not even here."}, {"start": 3916.98, "end": 3918.98, "text": " He's invading again."}, {"start": 3950.98, "end": 3953.98, "text": " They got ulted to lane, so they missed cannon"}, {"start": 3956.48, "end": 3957.48, "text": " You missed cannon?"}, {"start": 3957.48, "end": 3960.48, "text": " Yeah, or else you'll be met with death"}, {"start": 3976.48, "end": 3977.48, "text": " Yelp"}, {"start": 3980.98, "end": 3986.22, "text": " This is fucking such a dango gap"}, {"start": 4000.78, "end": 4002.78, "text": " Vanigal to NAR, this guy's a goat"}, {"start": 4040.98, "end": 4066.98, "text": " I didn't see, I didn't see my TP's up, couldn't see my TP's up, couldn't see my TP's up,"}, {"start": 4066.98, "end": 4070.28, "text": " I didn't see I didn't see my teammates up"}, {"start": 4156.9800000000005, "end": 4163.9800000000005, "text": " the same five songs every day. I need to get a new play list."}, {"start": 4186.9800000000005, "end": 4188.9800000000005, "text": " Bye bye!"}, {"start": 4188.9800000000005, "end": 4190.9800000000005, "text": " Thanks for the grab!"}, {"start": 4216.9800000000005, "end": 4233.4800000000005, "text": " 07, my tower, Nashor 2, squad, with the cannon wave, that was a bad luck."}, {"start": 4233.4800000000005, "end": 4235.4800000000005, "text": " You spultified DJ?"}, {"start": 4238.4800000000005, "end": 4240.4800000000005, "text": " Spultified DJ, here we go."}, {"start": 4245.9800000000005, "end": 4247.9800000000005, "text": " I heard that one's gonna be..."}, {"start": 4263.4800000000005, "end": 4268.4800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4268.4800000000005, "end": 4273.4800000000005, "text": " Now we're talking!"}, {"start": 4293.4800000000005, "end": 4301.4800000000005, "text": " messy of me simply the best tech bar afar"}, {"start": 4301.4800000000005, "end": 4313.4800000000005, "text": " everyone leave your stone unbroken"}, {"start": 4313.4800000000005, "end": 4343.240000000001, "text": " One in a million, my luck strike."}, {"start": 4343.24, "end": 4347.4, "text": " as soon as the room 5 got on her"}, {"start": 4347.4, "end": 4350.24, "text": " she dies"}, {"start": 4350.24, "end": 4357.24, "text": " coincidence"}, {"start": 4357.24, "end": 4364.24, "text": " I'm lucky strike!"}, {"start": 4387.24, "end": 4398.599999999999, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4398.6, "end": 4420.6, "text": " I'm not sure why would you go on the last die."}, {"start": 4420.6, "end": 4427.6, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game."}, {"start": 4450.6, "end": 4459.200000000001, "text": " I'm also likely to win 1-9 this game, she's completely unleashed, I won't be able to do anything"}, {"start": 4480.6, "end": 4485.6, "text": " What do I have to create?"}, {"start": 4485.6, "end": 4489.6, "text": " Die and be silent."}, {"start": 4496.6, "end": 4501.6, "text": " Let them sneak at me, then die."}, {"start": 4503.6, "end": 4506.6, "text": " Victory is soaked in blood."}, {"start": 4570.6, "end": 4572.6, "text": " items first"}, {"start": 4600.6, "end": 4620.08, "text": " I mean, the good news is I got 3k gold, the from is that I took 3k gold from my team as well,"}, {"start": 4620.08, "end": 4622.08, "text": " He's the light champion, so..."}, {"start": 4627.5599999999995, "end": 4629.0599999999995, "text": " Bastion Breaker."}, {"start": 4630.36, "end": 4631.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4632.36, "end": 4634.36, "text": " I'm going to protect everyone, boys."}, {"start": 4646.4, "end": 4648.4, "text": " He's 500 Gs."}, {"start": 4650.08, "end": 4660.96, "text": " It will take worse than opportunity."}, {"start": 4660.96, "end": 4670.96, "text": " I don't know what to say about this game, but I think it's a good idea to play this game with a speedrun kill, so that you get to giga valuable."}, {"start": 4760.96, "end": 4787.96, "text": " What is Jarvan going?"}, {"start": 4787.96, "end": 4814.96, "text": " This is usually not a warm-up when you win, but this guy is too innate."}, {"start": 4814.96, "end": 4840.96, "text": " I'll get the giletta."}, {"start": 4840.96, "end": 4842.96, "text": " I'm going to use my ult"}, {"start": 4861.96, "end": 4863.96, "text": " I'm going to use my ult"}, {"start": 4870.96, "end": 4881.96, "text": " I killed Inter again."}, {"start": 4881.96, "end": 4889.96, "text": " 40% to Crete what are the chances you Crete him twice."}, {"start": 4889.96, "end": 4891.96, "text": " SPAC Slash"}, {"start": 4912.24, "end": 4914.24, "text": " Nothing more"}, {"start": 4914.46, "end": 4919.24, "text": " Nothing more fun than the fully charged Q towards the Yasuo and they try to win wallet"}, {"start": 4919.96, "end": 4926.96, "text": " It's a classic."}, {"start": 4926.96, "end": 4935.96, "text": " Oh, Kaisa?"}, {"start": 4935.96, "end": 4940.96, "text": " Kaisa?"}, {"start": 4940.96, "end": 4942.96, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 4970.96, "end": 4980.96, "text": " Wow, that's a lot of damage."}, {"start": 4980.96, "end": 4997.96, "text": " Don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron, don't ping Byron,"}, {"start": 4997.96, "end": 4999.96, "text": " I think we have them"}, {"start": 5001.3, "end": 5003.3, "text": " push bot, push mid, push top"}, {"start": 5006.62, "end": 5008.62, "text": " nothing bad, nothing bad, nothing bad"}, {"start": 5017.4800000000005, "end": 5019.4800000000005, "text": " GO BEAREN"}, {"start": 5027.96, "end": 5053.14, "text": " guys that's all we have so far so thank you"}, {"start": 5113.14, "end": 5116.14, "text": " I HATE THIS WAITING"}, {"start": 5126.64, "end": 5127.64, "text": " Shut down"}, {"start": 5129.14, "end": 5130.64, "text": " Let's do this"}, {"start": 5131.64, "end": 5134.64, "text": " Where is the thrill of calling me?"}, {"start": 5137.14, "end": 5139.14, "text": " Where is that guy?"}, {"start": 5143.14, "end": 5145.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5145.14, "end": 5173.14, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5173.14, "end": 5197.820000000001, "text": " I'll be in the middle of that."}, {"start": 5197.820000000001, "end": 5199.660000000001, "text": " Guys it's there so there's no one to defend."}, {"start": 5199.66, "end": 5201.099999999999, "text": " I'll take Nibbiter if I can."}, {"start": 5203.04, "end": 5205.599999999999, "text": " The safe place to recall here and be ready for dragon."}, {"start": 5206.22, "end": 5207.74, "text": " If I die I won't be on dragon."}, {"start": 5208.26, "end": 5210.5, "text": " But if I get it, hit her and get out, that's really good."}, {"start": 5214.26, "end": 5215.78, "text": " Are they gonna run towards me?"}, {"start": 5218.46, "end": 5219.5, "text": " Then I go bot!"}, {"start": 5222.78, "end": 5224.54, "text": " I can't really take Nibbiter or not."}, {"start": 5225.34, "end": 5226.26, "text": " Don't have enough time."}, {"start": 5229.66, "end": 5234.66, "text": " Did I get the inhibitor? I never did."}, {"start": 5234.66, "end": 5237.66, "text": " I could like TP there."}, {"start": 5245.66, "end": 5248.66, "text": " I got TP just for pressure."}, {"start": 5259.66, "end": 5285.66, "text": " I'm going to keep pressuring, I'm just dead."}, {"start": 5285.66, "end": 5295.66, "text": " I'm flippin' on you from your spine!"}, {"start": 5295.66, "end": 5297.66, "text": " Ack, speed scissors!"}, {"start": 5315.66, "end": 5343.74, "text": " I'm serious and we lost dragon guys"}, {"start": 5343.74, "end": 5345.74, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5373.74, "end": 5377.74, "text": " Who cares if we get Kaisa down with two autos?"}, {"start": 5377.74, "end": 5382.74, "text": " Kaisa is the hardest champion for someone to deal with, 80s at least."}, {"start": 5382.74, "end": 5386.74, "text": " She is too mobile, she has a giga dash."}, {"start": 5386.74, "end": 5389.74, "text": " Stealth is so annoying."}, {"start": 5392.74, "end": 5398.74, "text": " If you was any other ADC I would be fine, but it's nice to kill Kaisa, which is very hard to deal with."}, {"start": 5398.74, "end": 5401.74, "text": " Enemy is going baron."}, {"start": 5403.74, "end": 5413.0599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna look back or my team needs to stop them though"}, {"start": 5419.139999999999, "end": 5422.139999999999, "text": " almost crash"}, {"start": 5433.74, "end": 5435.74, "text": " Ah that's cool."}, {"start": 5443.74, "end": 5449.74, "text": " Ezreal and Aurora are still alive. They didn't play for KDA and they didn't sacrifice their life to stop Blacks."}, {"start": 5463.74, "end": 5470.74, "text": " Wait, you can hit the Nexus without taking all three inhibitors?"}, {"start": 5470.74, "end": 5471.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5471.74, "end": 5477.74, "text": " Have you been playing League of Legends with only getting the three inhibitors and then"}, {"start": 5477.74, "end": 5482.74, "text": " you are allowed to hit Nexus, brother?"}, {"start": 5482.74, "end": 5489.74, "text": " How have you been winning games?"}, {"start": 5489.74, "end": 5496.74, "text": " I'm not trying to fucking send it, I go over to Lens and see if I'm on vision."}, {"start": 5496.74, "end": 5500.74, "text": " Oh, power is gone, you are kidding me."}, {"start": 5519.74, "end": 5549.099999999999, "text": " oh fuck this guy is so fucking strong"}, {"start": 5549.1, "end": 5559.1, "text": " We have dragon, let's take the safe objective and peace out, we'll get to this."}, {"start": 5559.1, "end": 5560.1, "text": " Nexus!"}, {"start": 5560.1, "end": 5561.1, "text": " Nexus!"}, {"start": 5561.1, "end": 5562.1, "text": " Hit the Nexus!"}, {"start": 5562.1, "end": 5563.1, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 5563.1, "end": 5566.1, "text": " Texas, Texas, Texas, get the Texas!"}, {"start": 5567.1, "end": 5568.1, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 5577.1, "end": 5579.1, "text": " Rare win on Sion."}, {"start": 5593.1, "end": 5618.1, "text": " I'm going to queue up sometime in the next five minutes, good luck string snappersh."}, {"start": 5618.1, "end": 5639.740000000001, "text": " It's arranged and something else from release date is nearly gone next or what Elise was"}, {"start": 5639.74, "end": 5642.62, "text": " There's no way she was released 2009"}, {"start": 5647.9, "end": 5652.099999999999, "text": " Both two ranges on the release date, what are we talking about?"}, {"start": 5669.74, "end": 5690.86, "text": " Let's check what lane it is."}, {"start": 5690.86, "end": 5692.58, "text": " Is it a top laner?"}, {"start": 5692.58, "end": 5694.58, "text": " It is a top laner"}, {"start": 5702.22, "end": 5704.22, "text": " Female top laner"}, {"start": 5706.3, "end": 5708.3, "text": " Why why do I not know this?"}, {"start": 5714.74, "end": 5716.74, "text": " Is there someone I'm not thinking about"}, {"start": 5722.58, "end": 5747.86, "text": " Kaila of course, right?"}, {"start": 5747.86, "end": 5750.86, "text": " Avestain Feather is a kingly gift."}, {"start": 5755.86, "end": 5758.86, "text": " Avestain Feather is a kingly gift."}, {"start": 5758.86, "end": 5759.86, "text": " Dreams."}, {"start": 5761.86, "end": 5762.86, "text": " That's a W."}, {"start": 5769.86, "end": 5771.86, "text": " And this is Volibear."}, {"start": 5774.86, "end": 5776.86, "text": " It's Canon."}, {"start": 5777.86, "end": 5799.86, "text": " Skarner, battlecast skarner."}, {"start": 5799.86, "end": 5814.139999999999, "text": " Did we lose this game actually?"}, {"start": 5814.139999999999, "end": 5815.139999999999, "text": " I'm thinking."}, {"start": 5815.14, "end": 5817.14, "text": " I think we lost this game, right?"}, {"start": 5830.14, "end": 5833.14, "text": " I'm with tier 3 and like 0,5,0"}, {"start": 5834.14, "end": 5836.14, "text": " 0 assist at least"}, {"start": 5836.14, "end": 5837.14, "text": " 2 kills"}, {"start": 5838.14, "end": 5839.14, "text": " 6 deaths"}, {"start": 5839.14, "end": 5840.14, "text": " 7 deaths"}, {"start": 5840.14, "end": 5841.14, "text": " 8 deaths"}, {"start": 5841.14, "end": 5842.14, "text": " 4 deaths"}, {"start": 5842.14, "end": 5849.14, "text": " devs. Loser-trans-lost-this-game, rip."}, {"start": 5902.14, "end": 5916.740000000001, "text": " I've earned you a meme."}, {"start": 5916.740000000001, "end": 5923.780000000001, "text": " I should go tank-san here if I'm smart, let's do it, let's not grieve today the sun"}, {"start": 5923.78, "end": 5930.78, "text": " for fun of it."}, {"start": 5930.78, "end": 5951.28, "text": " Stack MR, yeah."}, {"start": 5951.28, "end": 5958.28, "text": " go MR, some fight holo radiance and mercs"}, {"start": 5981.28, "end": 6007.28, "text": " I feel like it is, I feel like you'd like so much power if you don't go grasp on taxon."}, {"start": 6007.28, "end": 6034.8, "text": " I do not bleed."}, {"start": 6034.8, "end": 6042.08, "text": " fingers necessary for tanks on. Now you just put your face on the keyboard and roll over it."}, {"start": 6064.8, "end": 6087.7, "text": " Just playing so passive."}, {"start": 6087.7, "end": 6094.7, "text": " to just see the recall."}, {"start": 6105.3, "end": 6108.3, "text": " We could force the plate."}, {"start": 6108.3, "end": 6111.3, "text": " The angle is out."}, {"start": 6117.7, "end": 6135.7, "text": " Did I even get the plating?"}, {"start": 6135.7, "end": 6143.7, "text": " I don't even know if I got the plating."}, {"start": 6143.7, "end": 6145.7, "text": " I'm sure."}, {"start": 6173.7, "end": 6180.7, "text": " He's good trade."}, {"start": 6180.7, "end": 6187.7, "text": " Boom, big trade."}, {"start": 6187.7, "end": 6196.7, "text": " I'm not okay."}, {"start": 6196.7, "end": 6198.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6226.7, "end": 6228.7, "text": " always marching"}, {"start": 6247.179999999999, "end": 6249.82, "text": " I can't do that forever shoga if you can't sleeve another man"}, {"start": 6256.7, "end": 6266.7, "text": " right now i'm gonna wait my six and then should be dead"}, {"start": 6266.7, "end": 6267.7, "text": " does he have flash?"}, {"start": 6267.7, "end": 6278.7, "text": " fuck i don't like this flash"}, {"start": 6278.7, "end": 6279.7, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 6279.7, "end": 6284.7, "text": " I can beat DiveZone."}, {"start": 6284.7, "end": 6289.7, "text": " Probably won't even go for it."}, {"start": 6289.7, "end": 6295.7, "text": " Do safe playing instead of..."}, {"start": 6295.7, "end": 6313.7, "text": " Well, defense, what you, what you, how you define safe."}, {"start": 6313.7, "end": 6342.139999999999, "text": " a"}, {"start": 6342.14, "end": 6343.200000000001, "text": " no sound sunday"}, {"start": 6343.92, "end": 6345.12, "text": " what are we doing sound sunday"}, {"start": 6347.46, "end": 6348.820000000001, "text": " we're losing every game but"}, {"start": 6372.14, "end": 6382.14, "text": " What is he doing, dying in the old way like this?"}, {"start": 6382.14, "end": 6388.14, "text": " Are we bleak for real?"}, {"start": 6388.14, "end": 6396.14, "text": " Am I getting half health?"}, {"start": 6396.14, "end": 6401.14, "text": " I'll kill you in your own blood!"}, {"start": 6401.14, "end": 6406.14, "text": " You have to sleep."}, {"start": 6406.14, "end": 6411.14, "text": " You have to sleep."}, {"start": 6411.14, "end": 6416.14, "text": " You have to sleep."}, {"start": 6416.14, "end": 6421.14, "text": " I need to sleep."}, {"start": 6456.14, "end": 6459.14, "text": " Who remembers the 20-0 show who lost yesterday?"}, {"start": 6459.14, "end": 6461.14, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6461.14, "end": 6466.14, "text": " I don't think it's gonna be like this this game though, unfortunately. I was playing jacks that game"}, {"start": 6467.14, "end": 6469.14, "text": " It's like I was actually useful"}, {"start": 6486.14, "end": 6499.34, "text": " Now it's coming, now you can't do anything to me."}, {"start": 6499.34, "end": 6503.58, "text": " So I can though."}, {"start": 6503.58, "end": 6510.22, "text": " I know what's happening this game, this game feels so weird, so useless, you can't"}, {"start": 6570.22, "end": 6573.22, "text": " You are one!"}, {"start": 6573.72, "end": 6577.22, "text": " I'll drink from your skull!"}, {"start": 6595.22, "end": 6598.72, "text": " How many battles have I won?"}, {"start": 6598.72, "end": 6601.72, "text": " It's a plush, he does it."}, {"start": 6601.72, "end": 6626.64, "text": " This is why I go on proxy, because what is this AI generated gameplay?"}, {"start": 6626.64, "end": 6632.1, "text": " He's just, he's 4-0, he's stomping me and he's just sitting back, following with his Q."}, {"start": 6632.1, "end": 6634.9400000000005, "text": " Like this is why I go on proxy, because I get bored."}, {"start": 6634.9400000000005, "end": 6636.9400000000005, "text": " What is this gameplay? Fight me."}, {"start": 6642.38, "end": 6644.38, "text": " I gave you 4 kills for free, yeah."}, {"start": 6645.660000000001, "end": 6647.660000000001, "text": " Then I'll not be able to finally fight."}, {"start": 6656.64, "end": 6684.64, "text": " Frick, absolute Frick, he is there."}, {"start": 6684.64, "end": 6686.64, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 6699.9400000000005, "end": 6702.9400000000005, "text": " Where is the thrill of carnage?"}, {"start": 6804.64, "end": 6833.64, "text": " I think I'm gonna assume she used it."}, {"start": 6833.64, "end": 6859.64, "text": " I'm sure we have lost the full wave for this run, so I'm sure."}, {"start": 6859.64, "end": 6877.92, "text": " You're the king of destroyed turret."}, {"start": 6877.92, "end": 6886.92, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 6886.92, "end": 6889.72, "text": " Only cowards fear death."}, {"start": 6905.42, "end": 6907.52, "text": " Sleeve the strong."}, {"start": 6907.72, "end": 6909.72, "text": " Trap the full weapon."}, {"start": 6976.92, "end": 6977.92, "text": " I don't have it"}, {"start": 7000.26, "end": 7001.26, "text": " I got it"}, {"start": 7006.92, "end": 7013.92, "text": " Oh, this is a banger."}, {"start": 7036.92, "end": 7043.92, "text": " It's about drive, it's about power, the rocket's so cool."}, {"start": 7096.92, "end": 7124.92, "text": " I'll take the t-safe thing."}, {"start": 7154.92, "end": 7161.92, "text": " who wins this realistic now?"}, {"start": 7161.92, "end": 7168.92, "text": " he's like i'm losing"}, {"start": 7184.92, "end": 7192.28, "text": " Best part"}, {"start": 7244.92, "end": 7250.14, "text": " Hello balls, how old are you?"}, {"start": 7250.14, "end": 7254.52, "text": " And if you could go back to being a child, what would you change about yourself?"}, {"start": 7254.52, "end": 7262.52, "text": " I'm 26, so you think you don't?"}, {"start": 7262.52, "end": 7264.52, "text": " So you think you know"}, {"start": 7268.4400000000005, "end": 7270.4400000000005, "text": " I change back as a child"}, {"start": 7279.88, "end": 7284.160000000001, "text": " It was a period in my life where I got flamed by my teacher for having shit grades"}, {"start": 7284.8, "end": 7286.56, "text": " then we had like"}, {"start": 7286.56, "end": 7288.56, "text": " meeting with my parents and stuff"}, {"start": 7289.4400000000005, "end": 7294.84, "text": " Then we decided I would stop playing video games, and then I spent like a month not playing video games"}, {"start": 7295.200000000001, "end": 7299.240000000001, "text": " I'll probably go back and change that and actually play video games during that period of month"}, {"start": 7316.56, "end": 7318.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7346.56, "end": 7353.56, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 7496.56, "end": 7503.56, "text": " We have to run 5-5 so he doesn't see me or something, that's a sign."}, {"start": 7586.56, "end": 7589.56, "text": " Well, she's not wrong. We don't have you in our route."}, {"start": 7616.56, "end": 7629.56, "text": " She's naked in my bed."}, {"start": 7629.56, "end": 7634.56, "text": " I also need a molotov."}, {"start": 7634.56, "end": 7636.56, "text": " 10"}, {"start": 7638.56, "end": 7640.56, "text": " 10"}, {"start": 7646.56, "end": 7648.56, "text": " Your life is being destroyed"}, {"start": 7648.56, "end": 7650.56, "text": " You may get to be shattered"}, {"start": 7651.56, "end": 7654.56, "text": " I hate this waiting"}, {"start": 7664.56, "end": 7671.56, "text": " I would for the minutes I have to have a single killer assist."}, {"start": 7724.56, "end": 7736.56, "text": " I'll become the funding shitter"}, {"start": 7754.56, "end": 7770.0, "text": " I hold it."}, {"start": 7770.0, "end": 7776.04, "text": " My items are only 3k damage."}, {"start": 7776.04, "end": 7778.04, "text": " well that didn't work"}, {"start": 7836.04, "end": 7838.04, "text": " What the f***"}, {"start": 7856.2, "end": 7858.2, "text": " I HOLD!"}, {"start": 7866.04, "end": 7872.12, "text": " Infinite game never ending game"}, {"start": 7902.12, "end": 7912.12, "text": " I tried Jack shall I give"}, {"start": 7942.12, "end": 7967.12, "text": " I go top here, we don't lose this dragon, right?"}, {"start": 7967.12, "end": 7974.12, "text": " Am I dead?"}, {"start": 7974.12, "end": 7979.12, "text": " Oh you guys are freaks."}, {"start": 7979.12, "end": 7988.12, "text": " All of you freaks."}, {"start": 7988.12, "end": 8016.5199999999995, "text": " I don't know who gave me so many kills."}, {"start": 8016.52, "end": 8018.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8076.52, "end": 8098.84, "text": " I think they're not recording, they actually don't, but not now."}, {"start": 8098.84, "end": 8103.92, "text": " Enemy hasn't decided pushing side lane yet, so they keep coming for me, they cannot do"}, {"start": 8103.92, "end": 8104.92, "text": " anything."}, {"start": 8104.92, "end": 8106.92, "text": " There's no ending on one lane"}, {"start": 8107.92, "end": 8111.92, "text": " Honestly, really, they have to push multiple lanes, then we're good"}, {"start": 8114.92, "end": 8118.92, "text": " They've aced us like 20 times so far, but they can never end"}, {"start": 8134.92, "end": 8144.92, "text": " Oh, no, Piano is still alive."}, {"start": 8144.92, "end": 8160.92, "text": " I don't think that's what you want me to do."}, {"start": 8160.92, "end": 8162.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8169.72, "end": 8171.72, "text": " This is a woman"}, {"start": 8190.92, "end": 8219.0, "text": " I'm kind of up for dragon."}, {"start": 8219.0, "end": 8220.0, "text": " Kind of."}, {"start": 8220.0, "end": 8222.0, "text": " I can't have up that negative bit"}, {"start": 8224.76, "end": 8225.92, "text": " Kill him, kill him"}, {"start": 8228.22, "end": 8230.22, "text": " I'm gonna chase the first show"}, {"start": 8230.22, "end": 8232.22, "text": " of, of, of, of, of"}, {"start": 8232.22, "end": 8234.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8234.22, "end": 8236.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8236.22, "end": 8238.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8238.22, "end": 8240.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8240.22, "end": 8242.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8242.22, "end": 8244.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8244.22, "end": 8246.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8246.22, "end": 8248.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8248.22, "end": 8250.22, "text": " Bound to go through terrain."}, {"start": 8254.22, "end": 8258.22, "text": " How's this tower looking? Is it respawning any time? Not really."}, {"start": 8258.22, "end": 8260.22, "text": " I need this, but I think the end anyways."}, {"start": 8262.22, "end": 8264.22, "text": " It means the enemy are all my fucking friends."}, {"start": 8278.22, "end": 8280.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8293.06, "end": 8295.06, "text": " Know help ill have sweet"}, {"start": 8308.22, "end": 8332.32, "text": " I'm calling it on this round bullshit it actually is the weakest champion in the game"}, {"start": 8332.32, "end": 8357.039999999999, "text": " I think the champion can be good if you are AI generated, like if you can sit and you can"}, {"start": 8357.039999999999, "end": 8361.32, "text": " sit under your tower and you can play defense all game long, the champion actually works,"}, {"start": 8361.32, "end": 8366.9, "text": " I get so bored every game so I can never play like that so that is just a shit champion for me"}, {"start": 8367.5, "end": 8369.5, "text": " This is kind of how it works"}, {"start": 8371.92, "end": 8374.52, "text": " I need to play an aggressive champion that can actually do stuff"}, {"start": 8421.32, "end": 8446.56, "text": " I know you are very feared of the cup jow or oh fuck this cookie is dog shit at the game"}, {"start": 8446.56, "end": 8451.4, "text": " I saw you on a bot both of the force in shirts, when are you going to play with force and"}, {"start": 8451.4, "end": 8454.48, "text": " teaching him the bows and law, S11."}, {"start": 8454.48, "end": 8460.8, "text": " Shasha I stole this game, I drew out on the team so I don't really care if I lose"}, {"start": 8460.8, "end": 8463.8, "text": " or win."}, {"start": 8493.8, "end": 8500.8, "text": " I don't think it's always strong."}, {"start": 8553.8, "end": 8555.8, "text": " Can we remove this E-Mode from my chat?"}, {"start": 8556.8, "end": 8558.8, "text": " We're giving this guy exactly what he wants."}, {"start": 8565.8, "end": 8566.8, "text": " This is a disgusting pig."}, {"start": 8583.8, "end": 8585.8, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 8589.08, "end": 8591.08, "text": " Information?"}, {"start": 8591.8, "end": 8593.8, "text": " I don't even know how to do this."}, {"start": 8595.08, "end": 8597.08, "text": " First blood."}, {"start": 8613.8, "end": 8618.8, "text": " No one would mean those that may be something to please."}, {"start": 8621.8, "end": 8626.8, "text": " Do you stand like me, or the slowest mother's dean in the show?"}, {"start": 8643.8, "end": 8648.8, "text": " I should apologize for something that wasn't my fault."}, {"start": 8703.8, "end": 8705.8, "text": " has been slain"}, {"start": 8708.8, "end": 8710.8, "text": " an ally has been slain"}, {"start": 8763.800000000001, "end": 8775.800000000001, "text": " There is no such thing as a clean death when war is always on the walls."}, {"start": 8780.800000000001, "end": 8783.800000000001, "text": " An ally is enslaving you."}, {"start": 8933.800000000001, "end": 8943.800000000001, "text": " I guess I do"}, {"start": 8943.800000000001, "end": 8945.800000000001, "text": " I think I'm going to die"}, {"start": 8960.800000000001, "end": 8962.800000000001, "text": " I need to kill him a little bit"}, {"start": 8973.800000000001, "end": 8988.800000000001, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 8988.800000000001, "end": 8992.800000000001, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9022.800000000001, "end": 9024.800000000001, "text": " well"}, {"start": 9112.800000000001, "end": 9117.800000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 9130.800000000001, "end": 9132.800000000001, "text": " Glad you're here."}, {"start": 9132.800000000001, "end": 9134.800000000001, "text": " We're api really so OP."}, {"start": 9134.800000000001, "end": 9136.800000000001, "text": " I'm actually mid lane for the rest of the day."}, {"start": 9136.800000000001, "end": 9138.800000000001, "text": " Spawning."}, {"start": 9142.800000000001, "end": 9144.800000000001, "text": " What is my worth?"}, {"start": 9155.800000000001, "end": 9157.800000000001, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 9165.800000000001, "end": 9169.800000000001, "text": " You just can't bleed immediately, just for power, or do you wait for it to burst?"}, {"start": 9169.800000000001, "end": 9179.800000000001, "text": " probably wait to use the kite when he starts queuing on me"}, {"start": 9199.800000000001, "end": 9212.240000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9212.24, "end": 9214.24, "text": " Face the consequences."}, {"start": 9228.24, "end": 9230.24, "text": " Oh, so close."}, {"start": 9242.24, "end": 9255.24, "text": " I can get my W off before I get stunned. I'll take the 1v1."}, {"start": 9255.24, "end": 9263.24, "text": " Congratulations. Everybody. Congrats. It's Nunu Lunde. You hear that everybody? It's"}, {"start": 9263.24, "end": 9280.24, "text": " Noonoo Monday. Yeah. Put your hands up. It's Noonoo Monday. Everybody say Noonoo. Noonoo. Noonoo. A little louder. Noonoo. Noonoo. Noonoo. Pump it up baby. Let's go. Noonoo."}, {"start": 9280.24, "end": 9291.24, "text": " Okay, it's a tournament to get this clean in one day, bro."}, {"start": 9291.24, "end": 9293.24, "text": " One day."}, {"start": 9310.24, "end": 9312.24, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9315.52, "end": 9317.52, "text": " Ally has been slain"}, {"start": 9329.92, "end": 9334.6, "text": " Stop blue or hexagumlet to get out of the range he's scary"}, {"start": 9340.24, "end": 9347.24, "text": " I'll really die there."}, {"start": 9370.24, "end": 9372.24, "text": " Let's try"}, {"start": 9383.24, "end": 9385.24, "text": " He's a diamond"}, {"start": 9400.24, "end": 9407.24, "text": " Oh shit, he has lich at the top."}, {"start": 9430.24, "end": 9432.24, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 9432.24, "end": 9434.24, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 9436.24, "end": 9438.24, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 9438.24, "end": 9440.24, "text": " we have ulti this fight, i'm killing everybody"}, {"start": 9460.24, "end": 9467.24, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm gonna get the kill, but I'm sure I'll get it."}, {"start": 9482.58, "end": 9485.58, "text": " Oh, you're not gonna get the kill?"}, {"start": 9490.24, "end": 9509.24, "text": " I promise I'm getting MR, so we are close."}, {"start": 9509.24, "end": 9526.6, "text": " I am outskated GG, they bought that mar"}, {"start": 9539.24, "end": 9546.24, "text": " imagine you have no snowballs there"}, {"start": 9599.24, "end": 9627.96, "text": " This is literally nothing I can do anymore, I'm completely useless."}, {"start": 9627.960000000001, "end": 9629.960000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9629.960000000001, "end": 9631.960000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9635.960000000001, "end": 9637.960000000001, "text": " Reversers, GG."}, {"start": 9645.960000000001, "end": 9647.960000000001, "text": " Oh, this is what I wanted."}, {"start": 9647.960000000001, "end": 9649.960000000001, "text": " I lost for a few hours, it's a win for me."}, {"start": 9649.960000000001, "end": 9651.960000000001, "text": " So I'm happy with this."}, {"start": 9717.960000000001, "end": 9719.960000000001, "text": " speed up"}, {"start": 9737.000000000002, "end": 9739.000000000002, "text": " Biggest fast"}, {"start": 9747.960000000001, "end": 9767.960000000001, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9767.960000000001, "end": 9769.960000000001, "text": " I got"}, {"start": 9788.400000000001, "end": 9790.400000000001, "text": " Well, we lost"}, {"start": 9797.960000000001, "end": 9804.960000000001, "text": " This is my gift to mortals."}, {"start": 9827.960000000001, "end": 9852.960000000001, "text": " No, no, Snowball is like Cyan are on 5 second cooldown. Trust me. I am not no no guy. I don't know who that guy is. Not me. No, no, Snowball is like Cyan ultimate on 5 second cooldown. I wouldn't know the code because I am not the no no guy. 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We are up in a very exciting moment."}, {"start": 10691.960000000001, "end": 10696.960000000001, "text": " This is Jonas Von Essen, our memory master, at the same time as David Batras, Golden Busser."}, {"start": 10696.960000000001, "end": 10704.960000000001, "text": " Jonas has a very exciting moment, you can ask him if he will live up to the words he has said"}, {"start": 10704.960000000001, "end": 10706.960000000001, "text": " for just a few minutes."}, {"start": 10706.960000000001, "end": 10708.960000000001, "text": " I said he has a memory as well."}, {"start": 10708.960000000001, "end": 10709.960000000001, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 10709.960000000001, "end": 10711.960000000001, "text": " Okay, stay tuned, David."}, {"start": 10712.960000000001, "end": 10714.960000000001, "text": " Yes, I read a row here."}, {"start": 10715.960000000001, "end": 10719.960000000001, "text": " Eight, seven, five,"}, {"start": 10719.960000000001, "end": 10723.960000000001, "text": " three, two, zero,"}, {"start": 10723.960000000001, "end": 10726.960000000001, "text": " one, eight, six."}, {"start": 10726.960000000001, "end": 10729.960000000001, "text": " That's the row, and that's the side"}, {"start": 10729.960000000001, "end": 10731.960000000001, "text": " that David chose to start with Jonas."}, {"start": 10731.960000000001, "end": 10732.960000000001, "text": " Where does the book belong?"}, {"start": 10732.960000000001, "end": 10741.960000000001, "text": " Because we are pretty early in the book, it should be page number 103."}, {"start": 10743.960000000001, "end": 10746.960000000001, "text": " We are correct, the imposter."}, {"start": 10746.960000000001, "end": 10750.960000000001, "text": " And then we take a look at the radio under the one that David read."}, {"start": 10750.960000000001, "end": 10755.960000000001, "text": " And then we wonder, Jonas, what is on that radio? What is it exactly?"}, {"start": 10755.960000000001, "end": 10760.960000000001, "text": " I think we have 83793023."}, {"start": 10760.960000000001, "end": 10762.960000000001, "text": " 3"}, {"start": 10765.12, "end": 10767.52, "text": " Shad pie is it an infinite lumber?"}, {"start": 10768.84, "end": 10771.800000000001, "text": " That's all points of pirate. It's literally infinite"}, {"start": 10775.960000000001, "end": 10777.960000000001, "text": " How do you calculate pie"}, {"start": 10778.7, "end": 10780.7, "text": " But how can you be like?"}, {"start": 10781.800000000001, "end": 10783.800000000001, "text": " 3.14"}, {"start": 10784.560000000001, "end": 10787.6, "text": " 159 or whatever it is. How can you be on the?"}, {"start": 10787.6, "end": 10796.28, "text": " 1000th decimal and know which one comes next like what calculates it what is"}, {"start": 10796.28, "end": 10802.32, "text": " what is the thing that determines what pi is I know you I know you make I know"}, {"start": 10802.32, "end": 10808.36, "text": " you you calculate circles with it but surely at some point like it's impossible"}, {"start": 10808.36, "end": 10824.24, "text": " possible to know. Pi, what is it? Is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle"}, {"start": 10824.24, "end": 10832.12, "text": " circumference of a twist diameter roughly equal to, yeah, but like how can you possibly"}, {"start": 10832.12, "end": 10839.12, "text": " like what makes it infinite"}, {"start": 10854.2, "end": 10858.44, "text": " whatever dude"}, {"start": 10858.44, "end": 10860.44, "text": " colon T"}, {"start": 10881.800000000001, "end": 10883.800000000001, "text": " What shall we do? What shall we watch?"}, {"start": 10888.44, "end": 10898.44, "text": " And we're finishing Britain's Got Talent semi-finals today."}, {"start": 10898.44, "end": 10909.44, "text": " Let's see this."}, {"start": 10909.44, "end": 10916.52, "text": " Dancing cheek-to-cheek with Nancy Tilly and Estesia. Oh, we've seen all of them now or what?"}, {"start": 10917.92, "end": 10922.480000000001, "text": " So now we're gonna see who makes it forward to the grand finals. Is that it?"}, {"start": 10925.880000000001, "end": 10931.68, "text": " So we're left with Nancy Tilly and Estesia and Salsa and Christie Koish"}, {"start": 10932.0, "end": 10936.0, "text": " The public chose you as the top three acts tonight"}, {"start": 10936.0, "end": 10943.36, "text": " Only one of you can leave here with a place in the final hey the bald guy was top-free are we serious"}, {"start": 10944.48, "end": 10949.4, "text": " What happened to the what happened to the magician the magician was giga cool"}, {"start": 10949.96, "end": 10955.28, "text": " So first up the act in third place tonight is"}, {"start": 10955.28, "end": 10962.28, "text": " What did the kid do again?"}, {"start": 10962.28, "end": 10966.28, "text": " Nancy Tilley!"}, {"start": 10966.28, "end": 10971.28, "text": " Awesome drama right?"}, {"start": 10971.28, "end": 10975.28, "text": " Well done on that."}, {"start": 10975.28, "end": 10982.28, "text": " I'm sorry it wasn't a better place for you to see them but tell us how much you've enjoyed your bridge cut on experience."}, {"start": 10982.28, "end": 10989.28, "text": " It's been the most amazing thing ever, and I just can't believe I'm here, and I'm in the place of 75."}, {"start": 10989.28, "end": 10995.28, "text": " Yep, we did absolutely great. You got our 70 pounds off to the best possible start."}, {"start": 10995.28, "end": 11000.28, "text": " She's been pulling with a long time. Let's hear it one more time for the brilliant Nancy Tilley."}, {"start": 11004.28, "end": 11010.28, "text": " Okay, let's get in between the middle of you because there are just two acts remaining."}, {"start": 11010.28, "end": 11012.28, "text": " The wrong way. You didn't do it."}, {"start": 11012.28, "end": 11014.28, "text": " Chris B. Kosh."}, {"start": 11014.28, "end": 11018.28, "text": " One of you is the winner of tonight's semi-final"}, {"start": 11018.28, "end": 11022.28, "text": " and is about to take the first place in the final."}, {"start": 11022.28, "end": 11024.28, "text": " Here goes."}, {"start": 11024.28, "end": 11028.28, "text": " The winner of our first semi-final is..."}, {"start": 11040.28, "end": 11043.28, "text": " Anastasia and Sasa!"}, {"start": 11043.28, "end": 11046.28, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 11046.28, "end": 11049.28, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 11052.28, "end": 11055.28, "text": " Anastasia and Sasa!"}, {"start": 11055.28, "end": 11057.28, "text": " We're going to grab final."}, {"start": 11057.28, "end": 11061.28, "text": " We're going to touch in a set of book posts to make runner up Christy Toys."}, {"start": 11061.28, "end": 11062.28, "text": " So close!"}, {"start": 11062.28, "end": 11063.28, "text": " Yes, so far."}, {"start": 11063.28, "end": 11068.28, "text": " I know, I mean, Scotch eggs are great, but they're not as good as a dog, so..."}, {"start": 11068.28, "end": 11072.28, "text": " I mean, I've lost against a delegate and that's fine by me."}, {"start": 11072.28, "end": 11075.28, "text": " Second place to the record, that's pretty good going."}, {"start": 11075.28, "end": 11077.28, "text": " Not bad, not bad. I've played the Apollo so..."}, {"start": 11077.28, "end": 11078.28, "text": " Fantastic."}, {"start": 11078.28, "end": 11082.28, "text": " Listen, we have a lot of time in here with us. Ladies and gentlemen, one more time let's hear it."}, {"start": 11082.28, "end": 11084.28, "text": " For Scotch Eggman, Kristi Kois!"}, {"start": 11084.28, "end": 11086.28, "text": " SISTEMOVE!"}, {"start": 11090.28, "end": 11092.28, "text": " Chat, who's excited for..."}, {"start": 11092.28, "end": 11094.28, "text": " who's excited for..."}, {"start": 11094.28, "end": 11096.28, "text": " fucking..."}, {"start": 11096.28, "end": 11098.28, "text": " grand finals?"}, {"start": 11114.28, "end": 11129.36, "text": " I'm sorry to think giving Alan permission to emote was the worst idea ever."}, {"start": 11129.36, "end": 11136.36, "text": " stream is is gonna be sloped from now on"}, {"start": 11145.560000000001, "end": 11152.560000000001, "text": " I picked dragon's shirt so you already know this is a free win"}, {"start": 11189.36, "end": 11191.36, "text": " Fuck it I'm holding it."}, {"start": 11191.36, "end": 11193.36, "text": " I'm getting a cat seed recall."}, {"start": 11219.36, "end": 11227.36, "text": " Is it even possible for me to miss a CS?"}, {"start": 11227.36, "end": 11235.36, "text": " Oh, so last time I missed a CS, Ivan, it would be for real."}, {"start": 11235.36, "end": 11257.36, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 11257.36, "end": 11261.36, "text": " As soon as you hit the 900 gold, don't even think about waves, don't think about anything,"}, {"start": 11261.36, "end": 11266.36, "text": " Don't think about nothing. Get the recoil off and get back to lane."}, {"start": 11266.36, "end": 11270.36, "text": " This is the only thing that matters."}, {"start": 11351.36, "end": 11359.36, "text": " I think we can back with Murthreds, then lane is hard."}, {"start": 11359.36, "end": 11364.36, "text": " Well, she bought fake boots."}, {"start": 11364.36, "end": 11369.36, "text": " Nice, 3 win."}, {"start": 11381.36, "end": 11405.62, "text": " I'm Riven."}, {"start": 11405.62, "end": 11407.62, "text": " I'm gonna let her cook"}, {"start": 11407.62, "end": 11436.900000000001, "text": " I mean later said me this over don't cry I carry"}, {"start": 11437.62, "end": 11439.62, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 11440.42, "end": 11444.820000000002, "text": " And the Vladimir has 18 cs versus 60 only bar"}, {"start": 11467.62, "end": 11472.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11472.62, "end": 11477.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11477.62, "end": 11482.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11482.62, "end": 11487.62, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 11487.62, "end": 11505.060000000001, "text": " I don't think there's going to be a lot of that stuff."}, {"start": 11535.06, "end": 11548.38, "text": " I don't think Ragnos every game, I mean that's what I should be doing, games aren't even"}, {"start": 11548.38, "end": 11549.38, "text": " close."}, {"start": 11549.38, "end": 11557.38, "text": " I think Ragnos is actually S tier champion after the buffs, analogically the strongest"}, {"start": 11557.38, "end": 11560.82, "text": " top laner on the patch right now."}, {"start": 11560.82, "end": 11562.82, "text": " no one seems to be playing him"}, {"start": 11590.82, "end": 11611.82, "text": " I need to re-pull there."}, {"start": 11641.82, "end": 11651.82, "text": " Ah, they know they would all be here."}, {"start": 11651.82, "end": 11661.82, "text": " I guess I should use sweep all though."}, {"start": 11661.82, "end": 11668.82, "text": " I don't know any Swedish dishes except..."}, {"start": 11668.82, "end": 11673.279999999999, "text": " swedish meatballs and still"}, {"start": 11673.68, "end": 11678.24, "text": " so I would go with swedish meatballs then I guess"}, {"start": 11688.36, "end": 11694.86, "text": " not slid it's still si l l"}, {"start": 11698.82, "end": 11705.82, "text": " It's a BISH."}, {"start": 11728.82, "end": 11730.82, "text": " Let's talk some Swedish to us, bro."}, {"start": 11758.82, "end": 11765.82, "text": " She's going for it!"}, {"start": 11765.82, "end": 11772.82, "text": " She did it!"}, {"start": 11772.82, "end": 11776.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11776.82, "end": 11783.82, "text": " Not much I know."}, {"start": 11783.82, "end": 11788.9, "text": " how the fuck are you I the ribbon has a"}, {"start": 11788.9, "end": 11791.5, "text": " plastic tree that enemy Vladimir still"}, {"start": 11791.5, "end": 11794.74, "text": " has 40s yes we even have 60 and Vladimir"}, {"start": 11794.74, "end": 11798.22, "text": " has 40 what the fuck did my rora do to you"}, {"start": 11798.22, "end": 11800.22, "text": " Killing is a good thing"}, {"start": 11802.22, "end": 11803.22, "text": " Oh yeah"}, {"start": 11807.22, "end": 11808.22, "text": " Dominating"}, {"start": 11810.22, "end": 11811.22, "text": " Double kill"}, {"start": 11811.22, "end": 11813.22, "text": " What do you do in a spare time?"}, {"start": 11814.22, "end": 11815.22, "text": " Play Rima"}, {"start": 11828.22, "end": 11835.22, "text": " Vladimir is flanking, Forticeous, Vladimir."}, {"start": 11835.22, "end": 11844.22, "text": " I don't really stick to die, Frankarolt is playing."}, {"start": 11844.22, "end": 11853.22, "text": " It's useless."}, {"start": 11853.22, "end": 11858.22, "text": " If I don't get it, I'm going to die."}, {"start": 11858.22, "end": 11865.22, "text": " I'm going to be fine."}, {"start": 11865.22, "end": 11874.22, "text": " I'm going to die."}, {"start": 11874.22, "end": 11876.22, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 11886.539999999999, "end": 11888.539999999999, "text": " All the gate"}, {"start": 11904.22, "end": 11906.22, "text": " Do not shrolling"}, {"start": 11921.74, "end": 11925.859999999999, "text": " Did you ever eat the disgusting Swedish fish dish that make people throw up?"}, {"start": 11928.42, "end": 11930.42, "text": " So you're strumming?"}, {"start": 11931.3, "end": 11933.3, "text": " No, I've never had it myself"}, {"start": 11934.22, "end": 11941.22, "text": " Bro people saying like oh my god the smell itself is gonna make you throw"}, {"start": 11942.22, "end": 11944.22, "text": " Bro relax"}, {"start": 11944.22, "end": 11948.22, "text": " What kind of soyboy are you to throw up from a smell?"}, {"start": 11950.22, "end": 11952.22, "text": " Oh no"}, {"start": 11964.22, "end": 11978.22, "text": " I don't like cold food. I never eat cold foods. Food is supposed to be warm. I am all. So I won't try it."}, {"start": 11994.22, "end": 11999.22, "text": " Ice cream? How many ice cream can we go all the time? I don't know."}, {"start": 12001.22, "end": 12005.22, "text": " This ice cream of food is not a snack, is it?"}, {"start": 12017.22, "end": 12019.22, "text": " Honestly, I'm staying."}, {"start": 12024.22, "end": 12031.22, "text": " I probably need to fast because it's top of the hill."}, {"start": 12054.22, "end": 12068.22, "text": " We should end ASAP, honestly. This is such a stomp, we can't end before anything."}, {"start": 12084.22, "end": 12091.22, "text": " I was getting pulled down with some fun machine over."}, {"start": 12114.22, "end": 12141.64, "text": " I'm fucking dead bro!"}, {"start": 12141.64, "end": 12142.64, "text": " ahhhhhh"}, {"start": 12160.099999999999, "end": 12161.84, "text": " nice, you're dead"}, {"start": 12171.64, "end": 12197.64, "text": " We have the other bracket, and we have the other bracket, and we have the other bracket,"}, {"start": 12197.64, "end": 12207.64, "text": " We have some Britain's Got Talent. We have the other bracket of semifinals."}, {"start": 12213.64, "end": 12221.64, "text": " Teacher Ben surprises judges with rap, collab with students. We've seen this one."}, {"start": 12221.64, "end": 12227.08, "text": " We saw this one? Yeah we saw this one."}, {"start": 12227.08, "end": 12232.039999999999, "text": " Why is it? Why is it so bright?"}, {"start": 12239.4, "end": 12242.199999999999, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12251.64, "end": 12268.96, "text": " All semi-final one performances this is what I'm looking for is everything in one"}, {"start": 12298.960000000001, "end": 12312.84, "text": " So this guy too, the fact that this guy didn't make the grand finals, he was so good by the"}, {"start": 12312.84, "end": 12313.84, "text": " way."}, {"start": 12313.84, "end": 12318.84, "text": " I don't understand how this guy didn't make it to the finals, have we seen him?"}, {"start": 12318.84, "end": 12348.12, "text": " you never fix up we keep me"}, {"start": 12348.12, "end": 12367.28, "text": " But we haven't seen this, these are also semifinals."}, {"start": 12367.28, "end": 12374.28, "text": " Oh hell yeah."}, {"start": 12397.28, "end": 12399.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12457.28, "end": 12459.28, "text": " This makes it hard to see the dance, guys."}, {"start": 12487.28, "end": 12489.28, "text": " Hell yeah"}, {"start": 12495.28, "end": 12497.28, "text": " Bro, that was really good"}, {"start": 12497.28, "end": 12499.28, "text": " That was really good"}, {"start": 12513.28, "end": 12515.28, "text": " That was fantastic"}, {"start": 12515.28, "end": 12517.28, "text": " I got my now we're gonna start with you"}, {"start": 12518.480000000001, "end": 12523.52, "text": " Thank you for coming all this way back. I remember we pressed the Golden Mother because the all I mean"}, {"start": 12523.52, "end": 12526.320000000002, "text": " I loved you, but the audience also went nuts for you"}, {"start": 12528.24, "end": 12534.2, "text": " All right, I mean they were good, but where the Golden Buster were they they got the Golden Buster before really?"}, {"start": 12534.2, "end": 12537.84, "text": " I thought they were good, but I won't give them a golden buzzer"}, {"start": 12538.16, "end": 12541.720000000001, "text": " As much as you had good choreography and great energy tonight"}, {"start": 12541.720000000001, "end": 12545.340000000002, "text": " I felt like that was not as good as the first time"}, {"start": 12550.840000000002, "end": 12554.7, "text": " We saw each other before the show and I wished you well, and I still wish you well"}, {"start": 12554.7, "end": 12557.480000000001, "text": " But it just didn't feel as dynamic as your first audition"}, {"start": 12559.840000000002, "end": 12561.840000000002, "text": " Amanda"}, {"start": 12561.840000000002, "end": 12567.400000000001, "text": " So normally when it comes to dance acts, I'm not a fan, but the synchronization was brilliant"}, {"start": 12567.640000000001, "end": 12569.640000000001, "text": " You guys were brilliant"}, {"start": 12569.640000000001, "end": 12570.920000000002, "text": " Everything"}, {"start": 12570.92, "end": 12572.92, "text": " Hell yeah"}, {"start": 12574.92, "end": 12576.92, "text": " So I'm a big fan"}, {"start": 12581.92, "end": 12588.52, "text": " Undoubtedly your passion and enthusiasm is pouring out of you ten out of ten for the energy from start to finish"}, {"start": 12593.48, "end": 12600.32, "text": " For me this is gonna sound a bit weird, but it was just all a bit too happy and I think that was because of your music choices"}, {"start": 12600.92, "end": 12603.92, "text": " I would have liked something a bit more down-and-dirty,"}, {"start": 12603.92, "end": 12605.42, "text": " a bit more groggy,"}, {"start": 12605.42, "end": 12607.42, "text": " that matches your dance capabilities."}, {"start": 12607.42, "end": 12609.42, "text": " But other than that, I do love you"}, {"start": 12609.42, "end": 12611.42, "text": " and I think you're amazing and well done"}, {"start": 12611.42, "end": 12613.42, "text": " for kicking off the show in style."}, {"start": 12613.42, "end": 12615.42, "text": " That was amazing."}, {"start": 12615.42, "end": 12617.42, "text": " What are the same issues that"}, {"start": 12617.42, "end": 12618.92, "text": " dancers shouldn't smile?"}, {"start": 12618.92, "end": 12620.92, "text": " They should absolutely smile,"}, {"start": 12620.92, "end": 12622.42, "text": " but we want light and shade,"}, {"start": 12622.42, "end": 12623.92, "text": " we want dark and cold."}, {"start": 12623.92, "end": 12625.92, "text": " We want variation."}, {"start": 12625.92, "end": 12627.42, "text": " We want variation."}, {"start": 12627.42, "end": 12630.42, "text": " And it was just all too happy and candy floss for me."}, {"start": 12630.42, "end": 12644.42, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 12644.42, "end": 12646.06, "text": " We don't care, Simon."}, {"start": 12646.06, "end": 12648.1, "text": " I got into a game."}, {"start": 12648.1, "end": 12660.300000000001, "text": " And we might talent."}, {"start": 12660.300000000001, "end": 12674.02, "text": " I will feed everyone in the audience."}, {"start": 12674.02, "end": 12678.6, "text": " back to samshat somehow i'm back to begin the champion"}, {"start": 12678.6, "end": 12681.54, "text": " don't ask me why"}, {"start": 12681.54, "end": 12688.380000000001, "text": " don't ask me why i'm missing every cs"}, {"start": 12688.380000000001, "end": 12710.380000000001, "text": " He is one health under tower with no tp."}, {"start": 12710.380000000001, "end": 12722.380000000001, "text": " It's not easy to dive with Sun."}, {"start": 12752.380000000001, "end": 12754.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna hit the wave here, I think it's better to leave it alone"}, {"start": 12756.380000000001, "end": 12758.380000000001, "text": " Let a big wave stack into me"}, {"start": 12761.380000000001, "end": 12764.380000000001, "text": " Ah, thought for a second I fucked it up, I got so nervous"}, {"start": 12776.380000000001, "end": 12781.380000000001, "text": " This could be a hard steal game, they have 0% health damage"}, {"start": 12781.380000000001, "end": 12783.380000000001, "text": " except kiana us the mat"}, {"start": 12811.380000000001, "end": 12839.380000000001, "text": " I'm winning the trades by default."}, {"start": 12839.380000000001, "end": 12854.7, "text": " I used my ward there, now I don't have the ganks, might have been a mistake."}, {"start": 12854.7, "end": 12874.460000000001, "text": " Which is nothing, but it sucks."}, {"start": 12874.460000000001, "end": 12882.060000000001, "text": " Running oom slowly."}, {"start": 12882.06, "end": 12887.5, "text": " When you run UMMOM champions, you have your main ability and you only use that ability."}, {"start": 12887.5, "end": 12891.26, "text": " So here I'm never going to use my E for example, because it's too much mana for too little"}, {"start": 12891.26, "end": 12892.26, "text": " damage."}, {"start": 12892.26, "end": 12894.26, "text": " I'm only going to use Q."}, {"start": 12912.06, "end": 12922.06, "text": " What if I base and TP in your face?"}, {"start": 12922.06, "end": 12932.06, "text": " It doesn't really work."}, {"start": 12932.06, "end": 12934.06, "text": " I'm always like that"}, {"start": 12941.06, "end": 12943.06, "text": " Do I send it?"}, {"start": 12946.06, "end": 12948.06, "text": " Oh, that would be fast enough"}, {"start": 12948.06, "end": 12950.06, "text": " I'm not sure if that's enough"}, {"start": 12961.06, "end": 12963.06, "text": " Sheep all of them"}, {"start": 12968.06, "end": 12970.06, "text": " I'm not trying to kill them"}, {"start": 12972.06, "end": 12976.06, "text": " It's fine if I die, as long as I die on the next wave"}, {"start": 12976.06, "end": 12979.06, "text": " It doesn't really seem like I'm gonna do..."}, {"start": 12981.06, "end": 12984.06, "text": " So I'm dying so early, I'm not able to get this wave."}, {"start": 12987.06, "end": 12990.06, "text": " But I am gonna get the bug to reset."}, {"start": 12991.06, "end": 12993.06, "text": " Uh, death to that timer."}, {"start": 13006.06, "end": 13022.06, "text": " We're gonna suck harseemers that comp, I mean they have to be melee range to kill me, you know."}, {"start": 13082.06, "end": 13092.06, "text": " I'm just gonna play with the ones that I'm gonna hold and wave, and then I'll just walk up for creeps."}, {"start": 13092.06, "end": 13114.06, "text": " I just can for this."}, {"start": 13114.06, "end": 13139.539999999999, "text": " Oh, you're getting very low here, and you have no ARs."}, {"start": 13139.54, "end": 13141.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13151.060000000001, "end": 13153.060000000001, "text": " My man, holy fuck"}, {"start": 13153.06, "end": 13171.46, "text": " I'm gonna agree though."}, {"start": 13171.46, "end": 13172.46, "text": " I shouldn't."}, {"start": 13172.460000000001, "end": 13196.380000000001, "text": " I mean the whole seal is pretty good though."}, {"start": 13196.380000000001, "end": 13199.54, "text": " You know a good item in this game is actually warmonks."}, {"start": 13199.54, "end": 13203.980000000001, "text": " only where realistically dies if they kill me in two terms see if I take a"}, {"start": 13203.980000000001, "end": 13208.380000000001, "text": " lower damage in one turn like he's regen up all my health"}, {"start": 13208.740000000002, "end": 13213.580000000002, "text": " I don't know. I hate not killing any damage"}, {"start": 13218.220000000001, "end": 13222.220000000001, "text": " Give him my stack! Give him my stack!"}, {"start": 13223.62, "end": 13228.26, "text": " My stack! Thank you."}, {"start": 13229.54, "end": 13255.54, "text": " I don't even know how good it is to take this tower serve."}, {"start": 13255.54, "end": 13271.54, "text": " fish versus fish. Come on. Oh, there's a fish on."}, {"start": 13285.54, "end": 13291.54, "text": " Your team has destroyed and turned. Your team has destroyed and turned."}, {"start": 13292.54, "end": 13295.54, "text": " I hear the screams."}, {"start": 13296.54, "end": 13298.54, "text": " Rest in peace."}, {"start": 13304.54, "end": 13305.54, "text": " Blood!"}, {"start": 13306.54, "end": 13308.54, "text": " It's the wine of victory."}, {"start": 13308.54, "end": 13310.54, "text": " Rave with my enemy"}, {"start": 13325.54, "end": 13327.54, "text": " Give me ult! Give me ult! Give me ult!"}, {"start": 13330.54, "end": 13332.54, "text": " Honestly, I'm fine here"}, {"start": 13332.54, "end": 13340.2, "text": " fuck yeah what the fuck is this vid bjbjb"}, {"start": 13340.2, "end": 13352.740000000002, "text": " my bad, got my team stacks though and the waves so it's always worth it"}, {"start": 13362.54, "end": 13372.54, "text": " But there for example if I had warm on summer I would just be on full health."}, {"start": 13372.54, "end": 13377.54, "text": " If I try warm on summer side, who's the troll?"}, {"start": 13377.54, "end": 13381.54, "text": " I mean I know it's trolled but I'm gonna try it."}, {"start": 13381.54, "end": 13382.54, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 13382.54, "end": 13386.54, "text": " This is the worst feeling ever with side, I can't stand when I do this."}, {"start": 13386.54, "end": 13391.54, "text": " No damage, no AD, no wave clear item."}, {"start": 13391.54, "end": 13397.78, "text": " it is a nightmare you feel it man you feel it"}, {"start": 13398.220000000001, "end": 13404.980000000001, "text": " but you still one shot with your Q don't get me wrong but like I don't know"}, {"start": 13404.98, "end": 13429.38, "text": " I'm just gonna take this minion and hit my demolish, so I'm gonna get stuff anyways."}, {"start": 13429.380000000001, "end": 13439.380000000001, "text": " I could TP the dragon after this wave, it's probably what I should do."}, {"start": 13439.380000000001, "end": 13445.380000000001, "text": " Or TP mid, for the wave."}, {"start": 13445.380000000001, "end": 13455.380000000001, "text": " Oh, it's TPing where the wave is."}, {"start": 13455.380000000001, "end": 13470.26, "text": " Oh you're not running anywhere, I'm here to rock ya."}, {"start": 13470.26, "end": 13472.26, "text": " CLEAN!"}, {"start": 13472.26, "end": 13483.86, "text": " Nice, nice, nice, nice, we have it, alright."}, {"start": 13483.86, "end": 13490.86, "text": " It's a war record. 4,000 sift, 4,900 and 14 minutes."}, {"start": 13490.86, "end": 13494.86, "text": " Yeah, this is like the giga help film."}, {"start": 13494.86, "end": 13501.86, "text": " And now all I have to do now is just never be greedy and every time I take damage..."}, {"start": 13501.86, "end": 13510.86, "text": " I'm stuck here. Every time I take damage I need to regen back to full."}, {"start": 13510.86, "end": 13514.66, "text": " it's all about discipline now"}, {"start": 13515.980000000001, "end": 13519.480000000001, "text": " I'm literally Mundo"}, {"start": 13524.68, "end": 13528.7, "text": " he's got it on I tell you"}, {"start": 13540.86, "end": 13555.02, "text": " No I didn't make it."}, {"start": 13555.02, "end": 13556.02, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 13556.02, "end": 13562.02, "text": " I'll speed about it though."}, {"start": 13562.02, "end": 13567.02, "text": " Now I can't clear the way because my items, I can't clear the way."}, {"start": 13567.02, "end": 13568.02, "text": " from the cannon."}, {"start": 13576.42, "end": 13577.74, "text": " I need more health."}, {"start": 13591.380000000001, "end": 13594.1, "text": " Mundo in that scenario, he ultes and runs out."}, {"start": 13594.1, "end": 13597.54, "text": " I need to make sure I have good positions to go to the taunt, I don't think so"}, {"start": 13624.1, "end": 13634.1, "text": " This is actually an HP 1 record game."}, {"start": 13654.1, "end": 13657.1, "text": " Gonna make sure she doesn't go for the wave"}, {"start": 13657.1, "end": 13659.1, "text": " Ah, like this"}, {"start": 13663.1, "end": 13665.1, "text": " Jesus, I'm dabbling here"}, {"start": 13670.1, "end": 13672.1, "text": " I miss my dabbling"}, {"start": 13678.1, "end": 13680.1, "text": " Oh, healer up the bull!"}, {"start": 13684.1, "end": 13709.220000000001, "text": " I can't really stop her from doing this, she doesn't deal that much to me, but I run"}, {"start": 13709.220000000001, "end": 13711.220000000001, "text": " Man, I'm before I can fucking..."}, {"start": 13715.220000000001, "end": 13717.220000000001, "text": " Okay, one more wave and I'm recalling and going to dragon."}, {"start": 13724.220000000001, "end": 13726.220000000001, "text": " I can get one more stack."}, {"start": 13735.220000000001, "end": 13736.220000000001, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 13739.220000000001, "end": 13745.220000000001, "text": " We should all go dragon guys, come on. Let's beat for real."}, {"start": 13745.220000000001, "end": 13768.220000000001, "text": " I'm so slow"}, {"start": 13768.220000000001, "end": 13783.060000000001, "text": " I need to regen, give me my warmogs."}, {"start": 13783.060000000001, "end": 13784.060000000001, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 13784.060000000001, "end": 13791.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, get him, get him, get him!"}, {"start": 13791.060000000001, "end": 13792.060000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 13792.06, "end": 13806.06, "text": " I will chase this guy out, just do the dragon guess."}, {"start": 13806.06, "end": 13812.06, "text": " Yeah we got him."}, {"start": 13812.06, "end": 13819.06, "text": " Bro, this ADC role, man. She hit me for like 30 seconds."}, {"start": 13827.06, "end": 13832.06, "text": " This was so great about this build, I guess. This region back to full health, it's like, wow, it chills, you know."}, {"start": 13833.06, "end": 13840.06, "text": " But interacting with the wave is rough. Once I get Titanic it will be fine, I guess."}, {"start": 13842.06, "end": 13871.859999999999, "text": " I just want to stack, after that I can do what you want, I'll just stack people."}, {"start": 13871.86, "end": 13873.86, "text": " Honestly, I'm killing him."}, {"start": 13882.36, "end": 13885.66, "text": " Can't even stop chasing Kiana, my team is suffering."}, {"start": 13885.66, "end": 13887.66, "text": " Holy fuck, we're actually on losses."}, {"start": 13892.560000000001, "end": 13894.560000000001, "text": " Taking this one more wave than B."}, {"start": 13894.56, "end": 13903.68, "text": " We're always out of mana, so that's all gonna change now that I get Titanic."}, {"start": 13903.68, "end": 13905.4, "text": " Actually life saving item."}, {"start": 13905.4, "end": 13919.84, "text": " Holy Jesus, 21 minutes, 22 minutes, 7,000 steps."}, {"start": 13919.84, "end": 13921.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13921.4, "end": 13924.46, "text": " I think we lose baron which is fucking rough"}, {"start": 13929.32, "end": 13935.14, "text": " But we have two dragons already so we can scale slow key all we need to do this game scale"}, {"start": 13951.4, "end": 13953.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13973.92, "end": 13975.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13975.92, "end": 13976.62, "text": " Killing!"}, {"start": 13977.34, "end": 13978.7, "text": " Oooooooooh!"}, {"start": 13980.82, "end": 13984.54, "text": " I'm just gonna keep pushing, I have a 2k damage to mollish I need to proc."}, {"start": 13985.62, "end": 13987.62, "text": " I'm sorry team, give me if you have to."}, {"start": 13998.26, "end": 13998.92, "text": " One of them."}, {"start": 14005.92, "end": 14010.92, "text": " I need to kill Soraka if I can kill anyone"}, {"start": 14026.92, "end": 14027.92, "text": " I think you see a knife over here"}, {"start": 14027.92, "end": 14028.92, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 14028.92, "end": 14030.92, "text": " Can we snob them?"}, {"start": 14030.92, "end": 14032.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14034.12, "end": 14036.12, "text": " Really wanna kill them"}, {"start": 14045.0, "end": 14049.34, "text": " Holy fuck holy fuck this team is fucking useless"}, {"start": 14060.92, "end": 14072.56, "text": " Now I mean they have two inhibitors now the game is just cooked by the way, like I don't"}, {"start": 14072.56, "end": 14074.56, "text": " I don't know, everywhere I run..."}, {"start": 14087.4, "end": 14089.4, "text": " Honestly, I'm not using this shit."}, {"start": 14089.4, "end": 14091.4, "text": " The only way they can end is through bot lanes."}, {"start": 14091.4, "end": 14093.4, "text": " So if I take every wave bot lane,"}, {"start": 14094.9, "end": 14096.9, "text": " then they don't have a way to end anymore."}, {"start": 14102.56, "end": 14105.56, "text": " Just give me the sac man."}, {"start": 14108.56, "end": 14111.56, "text": " This is good, we're farming top and mid."}, {"start": 14112.56, "end": 14116.56, "text": " Anyway we can only end by going bot and taking the inhibitor here."}, {"start": 14116.56, "end": 14121.56, "text": " If I take, if I proxy bot, they're in checkmate. Checkmate."}, {"start": 14121.56, "end": 14122.06, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 14130.939999999999, "end": 14131.8, "text": " Saiya is dead?"}, {"start": 14131.8, "end": 14134.279999999999, "text": " No, no, no, they, they can't tell, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 14134.9, "end": 14136.18, "text": " Enemy can't do anything."}, {"start": 14139.279999999999, "end": 14140.16, "text": " Err, right?"}, {"start": 14142.279999999999, "end": 14143.08, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 14143.08, "end": 14161.08, "text": " I think I have to TP, I'm going to TP, I have normal recall so I'm not going to start."}, {"start": 14173.08, "end": 14177.08, "text": " Ah stop ignoring me!"}, {"start": 14181.08, "end": 14183.08, "text": " I'll bitch dead though"}, {"start": 14184.08, "end": 14187.08, "text": " Stop ignoring me! Fight me!"}, {"start": 14195.08, "end": 14197.08, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 14198.08, "end": 14200.08, "text": " Come here! Come here!"}, {"start": 14203.08, "end": 14220.28, "text": " I hit, I hit, kappa."}, {"start": 14220.28, "end": 14222.48, "text": " I guess I'm B. We hold."}, {"start": 14222.48, "end": 14223.48, "text": " It's not bad."}, {"start": 14223.48, "end": 14235.48, "text": " I don't have a lot of mana, but I don't have enough mana to kill this guy, hopefully."}, {"start": 14235.48, "end": 14246.48, "text": " Don't go too deep Shaco, they're going to collapse, here they come."}, {"start": 14246.48, "end": 14254.699999999999, "text": " I think we all need to be at 2.5k every minute every second we hold and we"}, {"start": 14254.699999999999, "end": 14258.859999999999, "text": " don't lose the game is win for us because we get more far by automatic"}, {"start": 14258.86, "end": 14260.86, "text": " It's a double inhibitor."}, {"start": 14265.86, "end": 14266.86, "text": " Fooly chills!"}, {"start": 14266.86, "end": 14270.86, "text": " This enemy is gonna be 190 AD!"}, {"start": 14272.86, "end": 14273.86, "text": " Big!"}, {"start": 14277.86, "end": 14280.86, "text": " Now you need to find a way to get on them cause they always kite me."}, {"start": 14280.86, "end": 14290.140000000001, "text": " We fight the barrel."}, {"start": 14290.140000000001, "end": 14294.220000000001, "text": " Yesterday I went to the barbershop and asked for a boofiest cut."}, {"start": 14294.220000000001, "end": 14299.86, "text": " I was asked to leave immediately."}, {"start": 14299.86, "end": 14300.86, "text": " I'm here Tim, you can walk in."}, {"start": 14300.86, "end": 14301.86, "text": " We shouldn't give this barrel for free."}, {"start": 14301.86, "end": 14303.86, "text": " I shouldn't have killed this burn for free"}, {"start": 14305.86, "end": 14307.86, "text": " I shouldn't have killed this burn for free"}, {"start": 14311.86, "end": 14313.86, "text": " I'm taking this though"}, {"start": 14320.86, "end": 14322.86, "text": " Okay we kill this"}, {"start": 14324.86, "end": 14326.86, "text": " Kill Qiana, okay run in the middle"}, {"start": 14331.86, "end": 14338.86, "text": " I could have done this."}, {"start": 14338.86, "end": 14347.86, "text": " Where's the other scout?"}, {"start": 14347.86, "end": 14354.86, "text": " Where you going?"}, {"start": 14355.86, "end": 14356.86, "text": " CLEAN!"}, {"start": 14361.86, "end": 14362.86, "text": " Get this Rucka!"}, {"start": 14366.86, "end": 14367.86, "text": " DIE!"}, {"start": 14368.86, "end": 14370.86, "text": " Come on! We're winning!"}, {"start": 14371.86, "end": 14372.86, "text": " We're so OP!"}, {"start": 14374.86, "end": 14376.86, "text": " We're giving it a different feel, like not fun."}, {"start": 14378.86, "end": 14380.86, "text": " It's good if we can end now, right now."}, {"start": 14380.86, "end": 14381.86, "text": " But I don't think I can."}, {"start": 14384.86, "end": 14386.86, "text": " I'm lucky I lost the wave"}, {"start": 14390.36, "end": 14392.36, "text": " Wow, can we end the vlog?"}, {"start": 14393.86, "end": 14395.36, "text": " Oh, get away from me!"}, {"start": 14397.36, "end": 14401.36, "text": " Holy fuck, our Nexus is literally taking damage by the way"}, {"start": 14404.86, "end": 14406.36, "text": " Wait, inter?"}, {"start": 14408.36, "end": 14410.36, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 14414.86, "end": 14424.1, "text": " I need to be, I have 3.5k gold, holy fuck, holy shit."}, {"start": 14424.1, "end": 14428.78, "text": " Don't do it, don't do it."}, {"start": 14428.78, "end": 14429.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14429.78, "end": 14430.78, "text": " What's your warded?"}, {"start": 14430.78, "end": 14444.58, "text": " Well, there's a build here chat, it's undone I think, oh I could have went elixir"}, {"start": 14444.58, "end": 14447.58, "text": " I rolled a high roll for 10,000 health"}, {"start": 14453.08, "end": 14456.08, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I'm not making use of the warmots at all"}, {"start": 14457.08, "end": 14458.08, "text": " I never read them"}, {"start": 14468.08, "end": 14469.08, "text": " Can I go over here?"}, {"start": 14474.58, "end": 14476.58, "text": " You're on bot."}, {"start": 14485.58, "end": 14486.58, "text": " He's getting stunned."}, {"start": 14487.58, "end": 14488.58, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 14500.58, "end": 14502.58, "text": " Enemy is dying here by the way."}, {"start": 14504.58, "end": 14514.58, "text": " Oh, I'm so slow, I'll hurt her."}, {"start": 14514.58, "end": 14521.58, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14521.58, "end": 14526.58, "text": " Ping!"}, {"start": 14526.58, "end": 14533.58, "text": " Get him, get him, get him!"}, {"start": 14533.58, "end": 14549.9, "text": " We're so annoying with the champions, Qiyana, super mobile, ghost elf, we have Viss, Kha'Zix"}, {"start": 14549.9, "end": 14555.859999999999, "text": " Everybody jumping around. I can't stack. I can't stack these guys. They're pissing me off"}, {"start": 14563.1, "end": 14566.16, "text": " So I'm thinking if I should sell boots that will actually make me a"}, {"start": 14566.859999999999, "end": 14571.359999999999, "text": " That will actually make me a bot. If I sell boots, I will just walk around incredibly slow"}, {"start": 14571.36, "end": 14582.480000000001, "text": " best is for me to flip push because then they have to go into me instead of me having to"}, {"start": 14582.480000000001, "end": 14587.800000000001, "text": " go into that, I promise you raka she will keep everybody alive"}, {"start": 14587.800000000001, "end": 14589.800000000001, "text": " I need this to early..."}, {"start": 14589.800000000001, "end": 14591.800000000001, "text": " I'm dead as fuck..."}, {"start": 14591.800000000001, "end": 14593.800000000001, "text": " Help..."}, {"start": 14593.800000000001, "end": 14595.800000000001, "text": " Help..."}, {"start": 14595.800000000001, "end": 14597.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14597.800000000001, "end": 14599.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14599.800000000001, "end": 14601.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14601.800000000001, "end": 14603.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14603.800000000001, "end": 14605.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14605.800000000001, "end": 14607.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14607.800000000001, "end": 14609.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14609.800000000001, "end": 14611.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14611.800000000001, "end": 14613.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14613.800000000001, "end": 14615.800000000001, "text": " Fuck..."}, {"start": 14615.800000000001, "end": 14634.800000000001, "text": " This guy though, he's in there, he's in there, he's in there by the way."}, {"start": 14634.800000000001, "end": 14637.04, "text": " Holy 10,000 elf, chills."}, {"start": 14637.04, "end": 14640.44, "text": " Now Chad, do I lose the game by selling boots?"}, {"start": 14640.44, "end": 14643.720000000001, "text": " Do we want to lose the game?"}, {"start": 14643.720000000001, "end": 14645.720000000001, "text": " Ultimate amount of stats"}, {"start": 14647.000000000002, "end": 14649.000000000002, "text": " What is the highest stat I can get"}, {"start": 14655.000000000002, "end": 14658.44, "text": " I mean honestly, Randvins is probably the best item I could get"}, {"start": 14660.000000000002, "end": 14662.000000000002, "text": " Where there is Crescent only one dealing damage"}, {"start": 14663.320000000002, "end": 14665.320000000002, "text": " But the fun item would probably be"}, {"start": 14668.44, "end": 14670.44, "text": " Sretias for damage"}, {"start": 14673.720000000001, "end": 14675.720000000001, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 14681.720000000001, "end": 14684.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna leave an onyx, don't stress, don't stress"}, {"start": 14684.720000000001, "end": 14686.720000000001, "text": " look top, look top"}, {"start": 14689.720000000001, "end": 14691.720000000001, "text": " we have so less of a mtp"}, {"start": 14694.720000000001, "end": 14697.720000000001, "text": " I'm so slow now"}, {"start": 14697.720000000001, "end": 14700.720000000001, "text": " oh fuck this is so unplayable"}, {"start": 14703.720000000001, "end": 14707.720000000001, "text": " I'm a dispute for sure, work by the way."}, {"start": 14713.720000000001, "end": 14716.720000000001, "text": " It's not gonna work so obvious."}, {"start": 14721.720000000001, "end": 14724.720000000001, "text": " This shit's too obvious by the way."}, {"start": 14724.720000000001, "end": 14733.720000000001, "text": " He's wasting time. Keanu's top split pushing."}, {"start": 14733.720000000001, "end": 14735.960000000001, "text": " I grieved the game here."}, {"start": 14735.960000000001, "end": 14738.720000000001, "text": " I have to stay for soul."}, {"start": 14738.720000000001, "end": 14739.720000000001, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 14739.720000000001, "end": 14740.720000000001, "text": " I don't have a choice."}, {"start": 14740.720000000001, "end": 14742.720000000001, "text": " Zondas won't have to recall"}, {"start": 14754.720000000001, "end": 14756.720000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14763.720000000001, "end": 14765.720000000001, "text": " Ah, it's almost"}, {"start": 14765.720000000001, "end": 14777.480000000001, "text": " I'm such a bot, I'm such a bot, this bot is crazy."}, {"start": 14777.480000000001, "end": 14788.12, "text": " Oh well, jidis."}, {"start": 14788.12, "end": 14789.92, "text": " i picked the answer i didn't really"}, {"start": 14789.92, "end": 14796.92, "text": " uh... expect to win anyways"}, {"start": 14798.140000000001, "end": 14801.54, "text": " i went into this game knowing i was gonna lose let's be for real"}, {"start": 14801.54, "end": 14806.900000000001, "text": " it was fun though"}, {"start": 14806.900000000001, "end": 14813.26, "text": " now let's go back to the real champion that i can actually win on"}, {"start": 14813.26, "end": 14816.300000000001, "text": " and I didn't hide the Q so now I need to ban Shaco"}, {"start": 14816.300000000001, "end": 14823.300000000001, "text": " and I'm going to play risk of mill"}, {"start": 14843.26, "end": 14870.26, "text": " Actually every sign game is a loss, it's incredible, I think it might be the worst sign on the"}, {"start": 14870.26, "end": 14872.26, "text": " server"}, {"start": 14891.06, "end": 14895.42, "text": " Yo Simon how is a day going can't even think of a sub"}, {"start": 14900.26, "end": 14925.26, "text": " I'm going to get this guy."}, {"start": 14925.26, "end": 14936.7, "text": " lazy ass, I'm out here working and he's just laying there sleeping"}, {"start": 14955.26, "end": 14977.54, "text": " I even wanna know what my scoreline is today, 2 and 5, okay 4 quick wins on an end stream,"}, {"start": 14977.54, "end": 14987.740000000002, "text": " quick gragas games yeah you're actually gonna see 15 minute games in one hour in"}, {"start": 14987.740000000002, "end": 14991.5, "text": " one hour exactly I'm gonna have four wins because I'm gonna win in 15 minutes"}, {"start": 14991.5, "end": 14994.060000000001, "text": " all of my games"}, {"start": 15007.54, "end": 15032.54, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 15032.54, "end": 15038.320000000002, "text": " Vladimir Machub is very very simple incredibly simple just do what you do in"}, {"start": 15038.320000000002, "end": 15045.0, "text": " every match up on Gragas and GG. All you have to do is just never E into him"}, {"start": 15045.0, "end": 15050.240000000002, "text": " randomly because he will just pull your E. So you just have to make sure to"}, {"start": 15050.240000000002, "end": 15058.080000000002, "text": " Q him, he will get slowed, walk up melee and then E. You don't E from a range."}, {"start": 15058.080000000002, "end": 15061.6, "text": " It's very simple actually."}, {"start": 15092.54, "end": 15102.54, "text": " I'm trying to push her all"}, {"start": 15122.54, "end": 15151.400000000001, "text": " I didn't procs fucking storm raiders"}, {"start": 15151.4, "end": 15168.039999999999, "text": " Okay nice, I should have died there."}, {"start": 15168.04, "end": 15173.04, "text": " Bro I W Q E alto no Storm Raiders we being for real"}, {"start": 15173.04, "end": 15175.04, "text": " she"}, {"start": 15190.400000000001, "end": 15192.480000000001, "text": " let's get his body started"}, {"start": 15197.76, "end": 15199.76, "text": " cannon wave what the fuck"}, {"start": 15199.76, "end": 15201.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15229.76, "end": 15238.64, "text": " you can always do this on any way best to do them on cannon waves just pull it as long"}, {"start": 15238.64, "end": 15244.36, "text": " as you stay here with the wave for 5, 10, 15 seconds it's always gonna benefit you"}, {"start": 15244.36, "end": 15249.04, "text": " because now obviously you can see I don't actually lose the cannon I lose nothing"}, {"start": 15249.04, "end": 15251.04, "text": " This is built up a big slow push into the map."}, {"start": 15279.04, "end": 15286.320000000002, "text": " And now the actual game begins."}, {"start": 15286.320000000002, "end": 15289.320000000002, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 15289.320000000002, "end": 15299.320000000002, "text": " As long as I never give him powered Q I should just win."}, {"start": 15299.32, "end": 15300.32, "text": " Let's pull"}, {"start": 15324.8, "end": 15326.64, "text": " I can proc here, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 15329.32, "end": 15331.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15359.32, "end": 15369.32, "text": " another one"}, {"start": 15419.32, "end": 15432.32, "text": " same plush as me right"}, {"start": 15432.32, "end": 15458.32, "text": " If I could level 8 on this wave, then I can die."}, {"start": 15488.32, "end": 15502.0, "text": " All three flashed."}, {"start": 15532.0, "end": 15547.0, "text": " I wonder what it's really called, it's looking like a lot of gold, isn't it?"}, {"start": 15547.0, "end": 15558.72, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15558.720000000001, "end": 15585.720000000001, "text": " I have a job, probably just recall after this turn."}, {"start": 15585.720000000001, "end": 15597.560000000001, "text": " Organk mid, but that's so unrealistic. Probably just take the reset."}, {"start": 15597.56, "end": 15607.56, "text": " This will help me come play for Smina, hopefully."}, {"start": 15607.56, "end": 15621.56, "text": " This is about your titles on Sun Sunday, but all I see is Gragas, I will try Erdus clarification."}, {"start": 15621.56, "end": 15626.56, "text": " I locked in some but I lost 5 in a row so I decided I'm done with it."}, {"start": 15651.56, "end": 15659.8, "text": " I tried to be quick with it and rock about e but he reacted to it"}, {"start": 15681.56, "end": 15688.56, "text": " I should recall."}, {"start": 15694.08, "end": 15701.08, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 15702.56, "end": 15705.96, "text": " High balls are you challenging yet?"}, {"start": 15705.96, "end": 15707.26, "text": " I'm low muster."}, {"start": 15707.26, "end": 15709.26, "text": " Halstuck"}, {"start": 15719.7, "end": 15723.62, "text": " Skip trailer a bit of Vladimir so I don't fuck up bad it should be winning"}, {"start": 15797.26, "end": 15811.66, "text": " Well, he's gonna try to like freeze the wave here, but it's like, I'm being serious."}, {"start": 15811.66, "end": 15815.94, "text": " I'm just gonna go and dive in."}, {"start": 15815.94, "end": 15819.94, "text": " This is staying, doesn't he? He cannot outstain my dogs"}, {"start": 15831.94, "end": 15833.94, "text": " I'm gonna kill him, he's staying"}, {"start": 15837.94, "end": 15839.94, "text": " He's flashed"}, {"start": 15845.94, "end": 15849.94, "text": " Oh, he's just tanking these."}, {"start": 15860.94, "end": 15862.94, "text": " I didn't kill."}, {"start": 15865.94, "end": 15866.94, "text": " I don't know what to kill."}, {"start": 15867.94, "end": 15869.94, "text": " Oh, I should have double you max, right?"}, {"start": 15875.94, "end": 15889.94, "text": " Oh boy! Oh boy!"}, {"start": 15889.94, "end": 15899.94, "text": " I'm dying for the cannon."}, {"start": 15899.94, "end": 15901.94, "text": " I go fuck."}, {"start": 15901.94, "end": 15905.94, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15905.94, "end": 15907.94, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 15907.94, "end": 15915.94, "text": " Good night, you're kidding me."}, {"start": 15915.94, "end": 15917.1, "text": " Ah, she didn't"}, {"start": 15945.94, "end": 15957.460000000001, "text": " Remember chat, never consider TP, never consider TPing until you take him pretty much all the"}, {"start": 15957.460000000001, "end": 15961.460000000001, "text": " powers in the game here too, you should never tip it"}, {"start": 15968.460000000001, "end": 15970.460000000001, "text": " oh my god, chill"}, {"start": 15979.460000000001, "end": 15982.460000000001, "text": " you obviously can't tip it, but you'd have to be to a side lane then"}, {"start": 15982.460000000001, "end": 15984.460000000001, "text": " like here I'm going to tip it off"}, {"start": 15987.460000000001, "end": 16011.460000000001, "text": " I will dive Vladimir if he doesn't get any help."}, {"start": 16041.460000000001, "end": 16047.460000000001, "text": " And he's completely outscaled."}, {"start": 16047.460000000001, "end": 16048.460000000001, "text": " He's already close."}, {"start": 16048.460000000001, "end": 16051.460000000001, "text": " I don't even need to play well anymore if he's killing."}, {"start": 16051.460000000001, "end": 16059.460000000001, "text": " He just gets one shot and dead."}, {"start": 16059.460000000001, "end": 16070.460000000001, "text": " He's telling on me, am I dead?"}, {"start": 16070.460000000001, "end": 16072.460000000001, "text": " Good day, Mr. Horses."}, {"start": 16086.220000000001, "end": 16091.220000000001, "text": " Now, taking tier 2 top, Tsunami is gonna go bot and take tier 2 bot."}, {"start": 16092.84, "end": 16097.84, "text": " We lost dragon, that is not my fault, that is not my concern, that is he lived."}, {"start": 16097.84, "end": 16100.84, "text": " Never tried to do more than what your role is supposed to do."}, {"start": 16102.84, "end": 16107.84, "text": " As a top laner, my role is to fucking feast the Vladimir on-site."}, {"start": 16113.84, "end": 16114.84, "text": " Pick up a kill or two."}, {"start": 16127.84, "end": 16133.84, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16133.84, "end": 16136.84, "text": " Rammage!"}, {"start": 16136.84, "end": 16142.84, "text": " Oh, I W'd his empowered kills."}, {"start": 16142.84, "end": 16144.84, "text": " He did way less damage."}, {"start": 16144.84, "end": 16145.84, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 16145.84, "end": 16146.84, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 16146.84, "end": 16148.84, "text": " I'm not even close."}, {"start": 16148.84, "end": 16153.84, "text": " I'm not even close."}, {"start": 16153.84, "end": 16157.2, "text": " And I live here. Oh, this game is so over by the way"}, {"start": 16183.84, "end": 16189.84, "text": " I rolled up, none of your concern. Don't even look there."}, {"start": 16196.84, "end": 16198.84, "text": " This is your job."}, {"start": 16202.84, "end": 16204.84, "text": " Mama."}, {"start": 16213.84, "end": 16220.84, "text": " is destroyed in turret. Any other kill."}, {"start": 16220.84, "end": 16224.84, "text": " So location is in 2026, it's more valuable than anything."}, {"start": 16224.84, "end": 16228.84, "text": " Me killing Bloodmear, Bloodmear here is breaks again completely."}, {"start": 16228.84, "end": 16235.84, "text": " So get some gold this days, if a lane is open."}, {"start": 16235.84, "end": 16237.84, "text": " but Talon is getting a lot more top"}, {"start": 16239.84, "end": 16241.84, "text": " ah, not my lane"}, {"start": 16241.84, "end": 16243.84, "text": " my lane is not my lane"}, {"start": 16252.84, "end": 16253.84, "text": " I'm not even doing anything"}, {"start": 16253.84, "end": 16255.84, "text": " oh, I'm gonna run into such a shit spot right now"}, {"start": 16255.84, "end": 16262.84, "text": " I'm such a shits, but I need to get out before I die."}, {"start": 16285.84, "end": 16286.84, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 16287.48, "end": 16288.48, "text": " Sushi"}, {"start": 16290.72, "end": 16291.880000000001, "text": " Where's the car?"}, {"start": 16315.84, "end": 16337.32, "text": " I wish I hope my team all get aced here so I can TP and get a pentakill when enemy"}, {"start": 16337.32, "end": 16344.08, "text": " starts Baron. Loki whoever wins this fight loses the game because whoever wins the fight"}, {"start": 16344.08, "end": 16349.88, "text": " will get bailed to do Baron. They're all dead now actually I'm gonna go. They're all"}, {"start": 16349.88, "end": 16350.88, "text": " dead."}, {"start": 16350.880000000001, "end": 16352.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16372.18, "end": 16378.44, "text": " Okay, come here. Oh me we should go"}, {"start": 16378.44, "end": 16380.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah, FLO-MI!"}, {"start": 16384.440000000002, "end": 16385.440000000002, "text": " Uh-oh!"}, {"start": 16386.440000000002, "end": 16388.440000000002, "text": " She's out. Flame."}, {"start": 16390.440000000002, "end": 16391.440000000002, "text": " Classic!"}, {"start": 16392.440000000002, "end": 16396.440000000002, "text": " Classic 2026 League of Legends. Do Baron equals lose?"}, {"start": 16396.440000000002, "end": 16399.440000000002, "text": " We've been here before, I've been telling you guys for months now."}, {"start": 16399.440000000002, "end": 16402.440000000002, "text": " Baron is super fake, you should never do it, ever."}, {"start": 16402.440000000002, "end": 16406.440000000002, "text": " There's no world where you should ever start Baron."}, {"start": 16406.44, "end": 16408.44, "text": " Shit objective."}, {"start": 16408.44, "end": 16411.44, "text": " Now we're going to spin the game completely."}, {"start": 16415.44, "end": 16417.44, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 16425.44, "end": 16428.44, "text": " Ooh, 100 gold though. Can I stay?"}, {"start": 16430.44, "end": 16432.44, "text": " It's greedy and I might die."}, {"start": 16436.44, "end": 16451.92, "text": " Wow, you're about to see some damage."}, {"start": 16451.920000000002, "end": 16460.08, "text": " Of course, let's leave for real, like what are we doing?"}, {"start": 16460.08, "end": 16471.08, "text": " Push up here and you're dead."}, {"start": 16471.08, "end": 16473.08, "text": " It's time to see some damage."}, {"start": 16473.08, "end": 16488.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, get him, get him, get him!"}, {"start": 16488.08, "end": 16497.08, "text": " This is for some raiders."}, {"start": 16497.08, "end": 16515.440000000002, "text": " I didn't know they still had all their ulti's, I thought they bought them, I thought their"}, {"start": 16515.440000000002, "end": 16518.440000000002, "text": " ulti's were down."}, {"start": 16518.44, "end": 16525.44, "text": " If you want to kill them, do some objective up."}, {"start": 16548.44, "end": 16553.44, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 16566.44, "end": 16568.44, "text": " Let's go back to speed pushing."}, {"start": 16568.44, "end": 16572.44, "text": " an enemy has been slain"}, {"start": 16574.44, "end": 16579.44, "text": " I'm not gonna use my ward here on the faylite cause I'm gonna need it for the later on faylite down there"}, {"start": 16579.44, "end": 16583.44, "text": " that's the only place you place"}, {"start": 16583.44, "end": 16587.44, "text": " that's the only place you place your wards"}, {"start": 16587.44, "end": 16592.44, "text": " is on the third dragon faylite"}, {"start": 16592.44, "end": 16595.44, "text": " once it's gone later on until the game"}, {"start": 16625.44, "end": 16632.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16642.44, "end": 16647.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16647.44, "end": 16652.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16652.44, "end": 16659.44, "text": " You're so deep Nocturne, you're so deep"}, {"start": 16666.44, "end": 16669.44, "text": " AHHHHHH"}, {"start": 16669.44, "end": 16673.44, "text": " He goes... even flying"}, {"start": 16673.44, "end": 16683.44, "text": " There's no head die, if I die the game is over."}, {"start": 16683.44, "end": 16689.44, "text": " I have to flash."}, {"start": 16689.44, "end": 16694.44, "text": " I have to flash."}, {"start": 16694.44, "end": 16696.44, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 16696.44, "end": 16700.44, "text": " You contest this, I can TP."}, {"start": 16726.44, "end": 16739.02, "text": " Nice, was a dragon but we won the fight."}, {"start": 16739.02, "end": 16742.52, "text": " I'm down to do burn if one person forms or we just push."}, {"start": 16742.52, "end": 16743.52, "text": " Push!"}, {"start": 16748.52, "end": 16750.52, "text": " We'll find my nabbeck, don't do it."}, {"start": 16752.52, "end": 16754.52, "text": " You can get a kill, Logosuit."}, {"start": 16766.52, "end": 16770.52, "text": " We're even allowed to adopt the kid if you don't have a partner."}, {"start": 16802.52, "end": 16810.52, "text": " I don't have flash now, so I don't feel very confident in SAP anymore."}, {"start": 16824.52, "end": 16826.52, "text": " I don't know what I'm farming until Belly."}, {"start": 16828.52, "end": 16830.52, "text": " Am I going to try and kill Vladimir?"}, {"start": 16832.52, "end": 16835.96, "text": " I mean this Vladimir is like late game now, he's not that weak"}, {"start": 16843.9, "end": 16845.9, "text": " I'm coming, I'm coming"}, {"start": 16847.5, "end": 16849.5, "text": " If Rell Flash engage we win"}, {"start": 16852.4, "end": 16854.4, "text": " Look me, she says"}, {"start": 16862.52, "end": 16882.4, "text": " I get it, zero damage this fight."}, {"start": 16882.4, "end": 16887.260000000002, "text": " I felt better holding my abilities here, because I feel like if I use my abilities and they"}, {"start": 16887.260000000002, "end": 16891.16, "text": " don't hit, which they wouldn't, because everybody was playing around it, and I throw them"}, {"start": 16891.16, "end": 16893.44, "text": " out then Khorni can start playing the game."}, {"start": 16893.44, "end": 16897.84, "text": " Me didn't use expents, they're actually made it so enemy also couldn't go in."}, {"start": 16897.84, "end": 16899.84, "text": " It's like a selling strategy."}, {"start": 16899.84, "end": 16902.84, "text": " If I keep my expents, enemy can never go in."}, {"start": 16921.16, "end": 16931.16, "text": " Is it time to sell boots?"}, {"start": 16931.16, "end": 16941.16, "text": " Don't miss, I was gonna recall anyways, I might as well throw it to try something."}, {"start": 16941.16, "end": 16943.16, "text": " A lot of great try though"}, {"start": 16951.62, "end": 16955.66, "text": " I think my best way to teamfight right now is to just throw my ulti in a"}, {"start": 16955.66, "end": 16960.78, "text": " in a wherever they're shanked up. If I can get a 2-3 man ulti it doesn't matter where"}, {"start": 16960.78, "end": 16963.7, "text": " they're thrown to, it's just matter that I kill it, it does so much damage."}, {"start": 16971.16, "end": 16973.82, "text": " I will use that as a poking tool for non-spark"}, {"start": 16976.22, "end": 16977.66, "text": " I don't think I'm ever eating it"}, {"start": 16977.66, "end": 16978.66, "text": " It's too risky"}, {"start": 16997.32, "end": 16999.46, "text": " Enemy will just probably give this"}, {"start": 17001.16, "end": 17027.16, "text": " Oh my god, I can't press look, it doesn't really matter what you do."}, {"start": 17027.16, "end": 17034.16, "text": " it's gonna be out"}, {"start": 17057.16, "end": 17059.16, "text": " I'll summon the most disconnected."}, {"start": 17059.16, "end": 17062.16, "text": " I summon the most disconnected."}, {"start": 17062.16, "end": 17065.16, "text": " I summon the most disconnected."}, {"start": 17065.16, "end": 17087.16, "text": " We want more game."}, {"start": 17087.16, "end": 17105.84, "text": " with the shit song is DJ Spotify so it brings 3 different songs"}, {"start": 17135.84, "end": 17137.84, "text": " on you."}, {"start": 17165.84, "end": 17175.78, "text": " High Dand."}, {"start": 17175.78, "end": 17176.78, "text": " Radical Reaver Finger Sub."}, {"start": 17195.84, "end": 17225.78, "text": " Sack top or what?"}, {"start": 17225.78, "end": 17248.82, "text": " They won."}, {"start": 17248.82, "end": 17250.82, "text": " bystanders for winning"}, {"start": 17274.2, "end": 17276.76, "text": " Never see you play Volibear anymore. Yeah, stop playing it"}, {"start": 17278.82, "end": 17280.82, "text": " I don't think the champ is very strong"}, {"start": 17283.92, "end": 17285.92, "text": " Are you grappling into Nensu so much?"}, {"start": 17288.3, "end": 17290.3, "text": " Completely wrong read on the meta"}, {"start": 17338.82, "end": 17343.52, "text": " It says 99%, it's been saying 99% for like 30 seconds now."}, {"start": 17345.52, "end": 17347.02, "text": " Someone is edging it."}, {"start": 17354.12, "end": 17357.52, "text": " Are you doing the 100 games challenge? No, I'm not participating."}, {"start": 17398.82, "end": 17405.82, "text": " What was the daily game I played yesterday when you had to do 50%"}, {"start": 17411.82, "end": 17413.82, "text": " Reel your fingers up"}, {"start": 17413.82, "end": 17414.82, "text": " Cattle"}, {"start": 17414.82, "end": 17416.82, "text": " Boar Slick"}, {"start": 17424.82, "end": 17427.82, "text": " Cattle shape perfectly in half"}, {"start": 17427.82, "end": 17429.82, "text": " Okay, let's think here"}, {"start": 17429.82, "end": 17431.82, "text": " You"}, {"start": 17451.1, "end": 17453.1, "text": " They"}, {"start": 17456.78, "end": 17459.72, "text": " Are you kidding me are you serious?"}, {"start": 17459.82, "end": 17465.96, "text": " Come on 50 50 first try"}, {"start": 17471.18, "end": 17473.18, "text": " Bouncy easy"}, {"start": 17474.88, "end": 17476.88, "text": " Barley"}, {"start": 17519.82, "end": 17526.739999999998, "text": " I don't need a plan."}, {"start": 17526.739999999998, "end": 17530.26, "text": " Minions has spawned."}, {"start": 17530.26, "end": 17533.14, "text": " A son-in-law was reconnected."}, {"start": 17533.14, "end": 17546.46, "text": " So guys, I got to look exactly how this game is going to go, so Syke is going to lose"}, {"start": 17546.46, "end": 17550.899999999998, "text": " early game because of his champion so his strategy is going to be to sit on the"}, {"start": 17550.899999999998, "end": 17555.26, "text": " tower and farm 5 CS a minute and then eventually I'm gonna get bored and I'm"}, {"start": 17555.26, "end": 17559.899999999998, "text": " gonna dive in and I'm gonna die and then I'm gonna lose the game."}, {"start": 17559.9, "end": 17576.74, "text": " There's a new Halo of Blades gives less attack speed but has a little bit of on hit."}, {"start": 17576.74, "end": 17586.74, "text": " I keep cancelling out the attacks on my new one, so I'm just a higher attack speed."}, {"start": 17606.74, "end": 17616.74, "text": " I think I'm killing this in time."}, {"start": 17616.74, "end": 17627.74, "text": " I can't get away so fast."}, {"start": 17627.74, "end": 17654.34, "text": " I got a kill so I'm allowed to farm bad"}, {"start": 17654.34, "end": 17656.34, "text": " I'm hitting it as it's playing"}, {"start": 17658.34, "end": 17659.34, "text": " That's the cannon"}, {"start": 17662.34, "end": 17664.34, "text": " Here I've found a save today"}, {"start": 17664.34, "end": 17666.34, "text": " Or, if any, it has been slain"}, {"start": 17670.34, "end": 17672.34, "text": " Watch the game screen"}, {"start": 17681.34, "end": 17682.34, "text": " First fight"}, {"start": 17684.34, "end": 17687.34, "text": " I don't know if you're attacking a panther, there's a black somethings don't get gold"}, {"start": 17688.34, "end": 17690.34, "text": " I think they fixed that"}, {"start": 17714.34, "end": 17716.34, "text": " I'm gonna dive in. I'm gonna lose the game."}, {"start": 17721.62, "end": 17723.12, "text": " I literally missed this."}, {"start": 17742.14, "end": 17743.14, "text": " Basically."}, {"start": 17744.34, "end": 17773.34, "text": " Good damage."}, {"start": 17773.34, "end": 17774.34, "text": " hubris game"}, {"start": 17777.06, "end": 17779.06, "text": " hubris drop one of the kills"}, {"start": 17803.34, "end": 17818.34, "text": " I don't need a plan."}, {"start": 17878.34, "end": 17894.34, "text": " and we set us level 4 except everyone has got a thing"}, {"start": 17908.34, "end": 17923.74, "text": " They'll never know what hit him."}, {"start": 17923.74, "end": 17936.94, "text": " I'm my own backup."}, {"start": 17936.94, "end": 17959.899999999998, "text": " He has to recall and then he has to open top, because that's where his camps are and I'm"}, {"start": 17959.9, "end": 17961.9, "text": " I'm gonna kill em."}, {"start": 17975.9, "end": 17978.9, "text": " I wasted my ward in life when she worked here."}, {"start": 17989.9, "end": 17996.9, "text": " there's a rafters"}, {"start": 18019.9, "end": 18029.9, "text": " I'm doing this my way."}, {"start": 18029.9, "end": 18039.9, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 18039.9, "end": 18046.9, "text": " I like my health."}, {"start": 18046.9, "end": 18053.9, "text": " The enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 18053.9, "end": 18055.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18113.9, "end": 18121.9, "text": " Even top, I such a fucking tank"}, {"start": 18121.9, "end": 18123.9, "text": " If you hit a wall"}, {"start": 18151.9, "end": 18177.9, "text": " I didn't die first long, I died first."}, {"start": 18177.9, "end": 18182.9, "text": " We are still viable."}, {"start": 18182.9, "end": 18187.9, "text": " Yes, it's good."}, {"start": 18187.9, "end": 18193.9, "text": " You have to realize the item in itself is completely overpowered, which compared to its old version"}, {"start": 18193.9, "end": 18198.9, "text": " is a little weaker, but the old version is completely OP."}, {"start": 18198.9, "end": 18200.9, "text": " I can't break it even."}, {"start": 18200.9, "end": 18204.9, "text": " So yeah, we are still one of the best items in the game still."}, {"start": 18204.9, "end": 18206.9, "text": " and a little bit of nerf"}, {"start": 18206.9, "end": 18213.9, "text": " An enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 18213.9, "end": 18239.9, "text": " I'm not fighting this fucking tabby bramble cloth, I'm not fighting this is not going to happen."}, {"start": 18243.9, "end": 18247.9, "text": " But I don't have ulti for said either"}, {"start": 18265.9, "end": 18267.9, "text": " You have bot side again"}, {"start": 18303.9, "end": 18310.9, "text": " I'm doing this my way."}, {"start": 18317.9, "end": 18318.9, "text": " bouncy."}, {"start": 18318.9, "end": 18319.9, "text": " bouncy."}, {"start": 18324.9, "end": 18325.9, "text": " oh."}, {"start": 18393.9, "end": 18405.34, "text": " 15 minutes after 15 minutes guys"}, {"start": 18423.9, "end": 18430.02, "text": " How much help did I lose today?"}, {"start": 18430.02, "end": 18431.02, "text": " Like a hundred?"}, {"start": 18431.02, "end": 18432.02, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 18432.02, "end": 18437.02, "text": " What a terrible day."}, {"start": 18437.02, "end": 18444.02, "text": " Woke up and wanted to play Sion."}, {"start": 18444.02, "end": 18445.02, "text": " Cooked."}, {"start": 18445.02, "end": 18446.02, "text": " You go banned?"}, {"start": 18446.02, "end": 18467.46, "text": " Did he actually trolled?"}, {"start": 18467.46, "end": 18470.02, "text": " I guess I'm gonna head off now. Appreciate you guys coming in."}]}