{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 25.0, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 25.0, "end": 27.0, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 36.0, "end": 38.4, "text": " Hello guys, hello, hello"}, {"start": 55.0, "end": 71.84, "text": " I don't understand why you're so cold."}, {"start": 71.84, "end": 72.84, "text": " You are late."}, {"start": 72.84, "end": 74.24000000000001, "text": " I'm terribly sorry I'm late."}, {"start": 74.24000000000001, "end": 76.76, "text": " I stayed up late last night."}, {"start": 76.76, "end": 87.2, "text": " your mom so I was doing so I woke up so late but I'm here now huh"}, {"start": 87.2, "end": 91.0, "text": " Let's have a good game of a good day off at marimba Monday"}, {"start": 117.2, "end": 124.2, "text": " Easy, Madra, please."}, {"start": 124.2, "end": 125.2, "text": " Sylas."}, {"start": 125.2, "end": 131.2, "text": " We're going Sylas top in 2026."}, {"start": 131.2, "end": 138.2, "text": " If they're smarter, put in a call at the top lane."}, {"start": 138.20000000000002, "end": 145.20000000000002, "text": " an unplayable matchup."}, {"start": 151.04000000000002, "end": 153.48000000000002, "text": " Are you gonna win this game or not?"}, {"start": 153.48000000000002, "end": 159.04000000000002, "text": " It's the first game of the day, I'm always bad, the first game of the day."}, {"start": 159.04000000000002, "end": 161.96, "text": " It's the first game of the day I have played before but"}, {"start": 161.96, "end": 164.92000000000002, "text": " I guess I'm gonna win then."}, {"start": 164.92000000000002, "end": 166.92000000000002, "text": " They did the peccaly top lane"}, {"start": 186.66000000000003, "end": 188.66000000000003, "text": " Why don't you stream em' out?"}, {"start": 189.42000000000002, "end": 191.42000000000002, "text": " Yeah, stream em' out is push"}, {"start": 191.42000000000002, "end": 194.74, "text": " I love her feet"}, {"start": 221.42000000000002, "end": 247.42000000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm dead."}, 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"text": " I got one shotting her, if only I got 60"}, {"start": 509.36, "end": 511.36, "text": " Nice, this is afterly"}, {"start": 517.36, "end": 518.36, "text": " Big comeback"}, {"start": 519.36, "end": 520.36, "text": " Perceptipe"}, {"start": 524.36, "end": 525.36, "text": " G-Ball"}, {"start": 530.36, "end": 547.48, "text": " bro we are for real?"}, {"start": 547.48, "end": 553.48, "text": " oh no oh no the wave you had a freeze Akali you had a freeze and now it crashes"}, {"start": 553.48, "end": 559.48, "text": " Bro, Mercury trans rush?"}, {"start": 559.48, "end": 563.48, "text": " What do you think about a person who is Mono-Yi?"}, {"start": 563.48, "end": 565.48, "text": " What do you think about a person who is Mono-Yi?"}, {"start": 565.48, "end": 571.48, "text": " I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 571.48, "end": 573.48, "text": " This is merchant's only name."}, {"start": 575.08, "end": 577.08, "text": " Tell tale sign of weak player."}, {"start": 601.48, "end": 603.48, "text": " Time to proc-y!"}, {"start": 604.48, "end": 606.48, "text": " Hey, time to proc-y!"}, {"start": 606.48, "end": 609.48, "text": " If I can actually get this off, I'm in a great spot."}, {"start": 612.48, "end": 614.48, "text": " I should've bought the merchant, so like..."}, {"start": 616.48, "end": 619.48, "text": " If you actually bought damage, maybe you could've killed me."}, {"start": 623.48, "end": 625.48, "text": " Punish for being soy."}, {"start": 661.48, "end": 663.48, "text": " Me too"}, {"start": 664.6, "end": 666.6, "text": " Fucking reading chat, man"}, {"start": 668.16, "end": 670.16, "text": " Myles one"}, {"start": 691.48, "end": 710.48, "text": " that will go grubs"}, {"start": 710.48, "end": 717.48, "text": " I'm on it."}, {"start": 717.48, "end": 724.48, "text": " I think I'm on it."}, {"start": 724.48, "end": 731.48, "text": " I think I'm on it."}, {"start": 731.48, "end": 747.12, "text": " 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1131.16, "end": 1151.3600000000001, "text": " We have no damage in the steam, literally no damage."}, {"start": 1151.3600000000001, "end": 1153.64, "text": " We have vegan, lasandra, and vegan obviously."}, {"start": 1153.64, "end": 1158.64, "text": " That's why I still have the fucking service to be used to all of us."}, {"start": 1243.64, "end": 1272.64, "text": " We got to shut down, so I'm gonna shut down, and then I'm gonna go down and draw the run, so we get some damage in the team."}, {"start": 1303.64, "end": 1329.64, "text": " I'm basing, Akali's coming."}, {"start": 1419.64, "end": 1420.6000000000001, "text": " Shut down."}, {"start": 1539.64, "end": 1541.64, "text": " rich"}, {"start": 1569.64, "end": 1576.64, "text": " that is going to fall"}, {"start": 1599.64, "end": 1606.64, "text": " There's a lot of depth in this attack."}, {"start": 1629.64, "end": 1643.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1643.64, "end": 1656.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 1656.64, "end": 1685.64, "text": " So that's it everybody, welcome to stream guys, hope you all have a good day so far."}, {"start": 1685.64, "end": 1688.64, "text": " Well, I forgot to hide Q on banning Shaco."}, {"start": 1715.64, "end": 1718.64, "text": " Did you drink coffee now? Never."}, {"start": 1745.64, "end": 1747.64, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 1759.8600000000001, "end": 1764.5600000000002, "text": " Your rank one in my heart Fox box fingers up appreciate it"}, {"start": 1805.64, "end": 1829.72, "text": " I don't know, I've been winning only with Kennen lately, he's my highest winner champion."}, {"start": 1836.24, "end": 1838.24, "text": " I'm playing to win"}, {"start": 1846.0400000000002, "end": 1848.0400000000002, "text": " If it's your I will I'm running it down"}, {"start": 1865.64, "end": 1872.64, "text": " Alright, I'm feeding."}, {"start": 1895.64, "end": 1897.64, "text": " I think he's going to kill me."}, {"start": 1907.64, "end": 1909.64, "text": " Bro, why are you so negative?"}, {"start": 1909.64, "end": 1912.64, "text": " Sure, I'll literally carry you every game."}, {"start": 1912.64, "end": 1915.64, "text": " Maybe you should start appreciating him."}, {"start": 1915.64, "end": 1916.64, "text": " Let's do it!"}, {"start": 1916.64, "end": 1918.64, "text": " Missing has fallen."}, {"start": 1918.64, "end": 1920.64, "text": " Appreciate what they're saying."}, {"start": 1925.64, "end": 1927.64, "text": " Steady?"}, {"start": 2015.64, "end": 2017.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2042.2, "end": 2044.2, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 2045.64, "end": 2066.6400000000003, "text": " I'm supposed to recall here, but I can't."}, {"start": 2066.64, "end": 2067.64, "text": " I'm gonna push"}, {"start": 2078.7999999999997, "end": 2079.96, "text": " I'm basic now"}, {"start": 2081.64, "end": 2084.64, "text": " I lose a little bit more CS this way but I get a better reason"}, {"start": 2096.64, "end": 2101.4, "text": " Well, Ben has slams now, he's screwed."}, {"start": 2101.4, "end": 2114.4, "text": " I think it's also such a long cooldown compared to the knight as well."}, {"start": 2174.4, "end": 2189.08, "text": " Have you tried Leandry Sion?"}, {"start": 2189.08, "end": 2191.08, "text": " LL's an XP to talk about yesterday"}, {"start": 2194.36, "end": 2196.36, "text": " I am the saiyan"}, {"start": 2201.68, "end": 2203.68, "text": " LL's in the big 2026 crazy"}, {"start": 2219.08, "end": 2221.08, "text": " and ally has been slain"}, {"start": 2226.08, "end": 2227.08, "text": " ready"}, {"start": 2242.08, "end": 2243.08, "text": " I am aware"}, {"start": 2243.08, "end": 2245.08, "text": " an ally has been slain"}, {"start": 2246.08, "end": 2247.08, "text": " keep run bot"}, {"start": 2279.08, "end": 2281.08, "text": " we should have pushed this way"}, {"start": 2281.08, "end": 2283.08, "text": " we should have stayed actually i could have"}, {"start": 2287.08, "end": 2288.08, "text": " oh well"}, {"start": 2288.08, "end": 2290.08, "text": " we're going to poke him on the tower now"}, {"start": 2369.08, "end": 2398.08, "text": " I'm gonna die last time, soo rough. I don't know how I die."}, {"start": 2428.08, "end": 2429.08, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2450.08, "end": 2452.08, "text": " Add the E-Mote and now remove it!"}, {"start": 2453.08, "end": 2455.08, "text": " Bro, this is great, this is great."}, {"start": 2455.08, "end": 2457.08, "text": " And Alan you are getting removed."}, {"start": 2458.08, "end": 2460.08, "text": " I was fucking editor"}, {"start": 2472.24, "end": 2476.62, "text": " Alan manages to ruin everything he touches it's a talent"}, {"start": 2488.08, "end": 2501.7599999999998, "text": " I'm gonna get you!"}, {"start": 2501.76, "end": 2513.76, "text": " I'm so fucking bad!"}, {"start": 2513.76, "end": 2517.76, "text": " I am sooo bad!"}, {"start": 2517.76, "end": 2519.76, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2519.76, "end": 2524.76, "text": " How is this impossible?"}, {"start": 2524.76, "end": 2530.76, "text": " How is it impossible to fuck this shit out?"}, {"start": 2530.76, "end": 2532.76, "text": " I'm not gonna slay you"}, {"start": 2553.2200000000003, "end": 2554.2200000000003, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 2560.76, "end": 2563.32, "text": " Well, Joe, I will get a loss so it's a win in my book"}, {"start": 2590.76, "end": 2592.76, "text": " has been slain"}, {"start": 2620.76, "end": 2627.76, "text": " He's being run down, he's to a head now."}, {"start": 2680.76, "end": 2706.76, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2706.76, "end": 2708.76, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2738.76, "end": 2745.76, "text": " I can actually hear this guy's mids."}, {"start": 2798.76, "end": 2801.76, "text": " let's do it"}, {"start": 2801.76, "end": 2803.76, "text": " the enemy has been slain"}, {"start": 2807.76, "end": 2808.76, "text": " that was..."}, {"start": 2808.76, "end": 2809.76, "text": " should be ff now"}, {"start": 2815.76, "end": 2817.76, "text": " an enemy has been slain"}, {"start": 2819.76, "end": 2820.76, "text": " much of a challenge"}, {"start": 2918.76, "end": 2941.46, "text": " I'm up and losing, it's worth it."}, {"start": 3038.76, "end": 3045.76, "text": " scary"}, {"start": 3068.76, "end": 3098.32, "text": " I can base on TP."}, {"start": 3098.32, "end": 3102.32, "text": " Maybe we should avoid staffers as well, even though he doesn't have M more, it's still worth it."}, {"start": 3128.32, "end": 3134.6000000000004, "text": " We've received reports that you intentionally lose games when Chalice on your team, which"}, {"start": 3134.6000000000004, "end": 3137.2000000000003, "text": " violates the summoner's code."}, {"start": 3137.2000000000003, "end": 3139.6400000000003, "text": " Touch behavior is unacceptable."}, {"start": 3139.6400000000003, "end": 3144.1200000000003, "text": " Please compete fairly and uphold community standards going forward."}, {"start": 3188.32, "end": 3195.32, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck is this gameplay?"}, {"start": 3248.32, "end": 3258.32, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 3258.32, "end": 3268.32, "text": " Can I have 50 game now?"}, {"start": 3268.32, "end": 3270.32, "text": " Double kill"}, {"start": 3358.32, "end": 3382.32, "text": " It's a win, we go out a lot, so we take those."}, {"start": 3382.32, "end": 3392.32, "text": " I guess I have to hide the Q for the rest of the stream, every stream I'm out of options,"}, {"start": 3392.32, "end": 3394.32, "text": " Well, well, I keep forgetting."}, {"start": 3422.32, "end": 3440.32, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3440.32, "end": 3442.32, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3470.32, "end": 3472.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3500.32, "end": 3502.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3530.32, "end": 3532.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3560.32, "end": 3584.32, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 3590.32, "end": 3597.32, "text": " mental restored"}, {"start": 3650.32, "end": 3670.32, "text": " for the door is rangle"}, {"start": 3700.32, "end": 3707.32, "text": " I don't know what to play."}, {"start": 3730.32, "end": 3746.32, "text": " Why top I'm calling it?"}, {"start": 3776.32, "end": 3801.0, "text": " It might be a go flying two week angle and get challenger so these fucking dogs can't"}, {"start": 3801.0, "end": 3803.0, "text": " snipe many more it's actually so tilting"}, {"start": 3803.0, "end": 3807.0, "text": " i see i see niggas has spawned"}, {"start": 3822.0, "end": 3825.0, "text": " would anyone notice if i just left"}, {"start": 3825.0, "end": 3836.2, "text": " Hi the queue, bro I went AFK 5 minutes and I came back without showing I came back and"}, {"start": 3836.2, "end": 3842.6, "text": " I queued up off when I was off camera and this guy still gets me, bro I don't even know"}, {"start": 3842.6, "end": 3857.24, "text": " So how he does it, he has a camera in my apartment."}, {"start": 3857.24, "end": 3864.36, "text": " I actually am suspicious, by the way, because I know there's my viewers have these dogs"}, {"start": 3864.36, "end": 3870.88, "text": " on friend list, and I have some of my friends on friend list, so I mean, we have a snitch"}, {"start": 3870.88, "end": 3872.24, "text": " for sure."}, {"start": 3872.2400000000002, "end": 3877.2400000000002, "text": " We have a snitch who snitches into Joao, that's for sure."}, {"start": 3877.2400000000002, "end": 3880.0000000000005, "text": " I love Maroon 5 more than my family."}, {"start": 3880.0000000000005, "end": 3882.0000000000005, "text": " He tells him every time I'm killing him."}, {"start": 3897.0000000000005, "end": 3899.0000000000005, "text": " I'm not even so unplayable though."}, {"start": 3932.2400000000002, "end": 3955.1600000000003, "text": " I'm going off after this game, it's so boring."}, {"start": 3985.1600000000003, "end": 3987.1600000000003, "text": " Cleansing my entire frontlist"}, {"start": 3988.36, "end": 3994.0400000000004, "text": " I mean, all of you guys, all of you guys that are here, you're gonna get fucking wiped. I don't class anyone"}, {"start": 4004.0800000000004, "end": 4007.2000000000003, "text": " The spiritual balance here is off"}, {"start": 4015.1600000000003, "end": 4043.5600000000004, "text": " I need to win this though."}, {"start": 4043.56, "end": 4045.56, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4052.56, "end": 4054.56, "text": " I'm just gonna build a tower"}, {"start": 4069.56, "end": 4071.56, "text": " Come on, don't wave"}, {"start": 4073.56, "end": 4083.48, "text": " I should write home my family knows I'm still alive"}, {"start": 4089.48, "end": 4091.48, "text": " It's another night for next year"}, {"start": 4133.56, "end": 4135.56, "text": " I don't know if they would like it here"}, {"start": 4152.56, "end": 4154.56, "text": " I gotta work on this"}, {"start": 4159.56, "end": 4161.56, "text": " The meat has been slashed"}, {"start": 4193.56, "end": 4200.56, "text": " just glamping resable"}, {"start": 4223.56, "end": 4227.0, "text": " I did one of the skills to connect before he only smung."}, {"start": 4253.56, "end": 4279.120000000001, "text": " League of Legends Fenwell Sun or Valorant Eagle daughter?"}, {"start": 4279.12, "end": 4281.12, "text": " We have learned Sun and Valorant order."}, {"start": 4289.12, "end": 4291.12, "text": " We have learned Sun and Kassadin's death."}, {"start": 4292.12, "end": 4294.12, "text": " We have learned that it's a better game than Valorant."}, {"start": 4369.12, "end": 4371.12, "text": " An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 4373.12, "end": 4375.12, "text": " This is field research."}, {"start": 4390.12, "end": 4393.12, "text": " Fascinating. I'll review this later."}, {"start": 4399.12, "end": 4413.5199999999995, "text": " hopefully we are for 15"}, {"start": 4413.52, "end": 4439.52, "text": " I see the spirit realm, the real realm side of honestly, the extended world is my own,"}, {"start": 4439.52, "end": 4459.52, "text": " I like when it's quiet, I can hear myself think."}, {"start": 4459.52, "end": 4489.3, "text": " You can try downloading Deceive, it's a program that"}, {"start": 4489.3, "end": 4496.3, "text": " that can make you completely invisible in law friend bliss."}, {"start": 4519.3, "end": 4528.78, "text": " No, it actually works."}, {"start": 4528.78, "end": 4539.18, "text": " Are you assuming that Abel has a sword?"}, {"start": 4569.18, "end": 4588.860000000001, "text": " They should do that though, it's a good change for Riot to make, I think Overwatch has it."}, {"start": 4588.860000000001, "end": 4597.66, "text": " You can choose up to 3 players, you don't want to have in your games, it's a good change."}, {"start": 4627.66, "end": 4640.78, "text": " I lost my train of thought."}, {"start": 4640.78, "end": 4666.78, "text": " If you play Lawsinged, TSSK all your issues will go away."}, {"start": 4666.78, "end": 4668.78, "text": " more seconds"}, {"start": 4726.78, "end": 4745.78, "text": " If I was the president stream sniping with warrant public execution in game, that's"}, {"start": 4775.78, "end": 4782.78, "text": " to help you."}, {"start": 4925.78, "end": 4945.46, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 4955.78, "end": 4961.78, "text": " your team has destroyed you and your pretty ghosts. They're adorable."}, {"start": 4974.78, "end": 4977.78, "text": " Your team has a pretty big minion also."}, {"start": 4978.78, "end": 4980.78, "text": " So my enemy is still alive."}, {"start": 4980.78, "end": 4982.78, "text": " What's up, my god?"}, {"start": 4982.78, "end": 5009.78, "text": " I see how they would like it here, she loves that one."}, {"start": 5009.78, "end": 5019.78, "text": " You're free dragons. I'm so cooked."}, {"start": 5069.78, "end": 5071.78, "text": " beat him"}, {"start": 5099.78, "end": 5122.2, "text": " We're gonna lose all now so surely we just FF like save the time"}, {"start": 5122.2, "end": 5124.2, "text": " I am..."}, {"start": 5124.2, "end": 5126.2, "text": " ...holed."}, {"start": 5242.2, "end": 5249.2, "text": " I have better things to do."}, {"start": 5302.2, "end": 5330.679999999999, "text": " that's what you're supposed to do."}, {"start": 5360.68, "end": 5388.9800000000005, "text": " Alright guys, I'm gonna call it for the day, there's nothing I can do about it, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 5388.9800000000005, "end": 5394.1, "text": " quality for the day I there's not a day I am a little more frustrated in the life of these games"}, {"start": 5397.9400000000005, "end": 5400.1, "text": " I'm just gonna go on stream"}]}