{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " lmao"}, {"start": 2.0, "end": 4.44, "text": " btw, this is not a video, so it will not be screened"}, {"start": 5.08, "end": 6.68, "text": " oh, sorry"}, {"start": 7.16, "end": 9.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 9.16, "end": 11.16, "text": " oh, sorry"}, {"start": 11.16, "end": 13.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 13.16, "end": 15.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 15.16, "end": 17.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 17.16, "end": 19.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 19.16, "end": 21.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 21.16, "end": 23.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 23.16, "end": 25.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 25.16, "end": 27.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 27.16, "end": 29.16, "text": " sorry"}, {"start": 29.16, "end": 59.0, "text": " So, guys, you guys say anything about my barber."}, {"start": 59.0, "end": 61.0, "text": " we're getting perma banned by the way"}, {"start": 77.0, "end": 79.0, "text": " was up who kicked my"}, {"start": 83.0, "end": 85.0, "text": " again ready for some solo queue action"}, {"start": 86.0, "end": 88.0, "text": " bob bobbing"}, {"start": 89.0, "end": 91.0, "text": " Billingsley, thank you for summing up."}, {"start": 111.0, "end": 114.0, "text": " Yo, Chad, watch this. Boom! What is that?"}, {"start": 114.0, "end": 118.2, "text": " motherfucking challenger rank right there baby"}, {"start": 118.2, "end": 121.2, "text": " what? you kidding me?"}, {"start": 139.0, "end": 142.0, "text": " bro looking like he is wearing kale's helmet"}, {"start": 142.0, "end": 150.52, "text": " I run in TFT, well TFT sucks."}, {"start": 150.52, "end": 153.52, "text": " Terrible game."}, {"start": 153.52, "end": 160.52, "text": " Horrible experience."}, {"start": 160.52, "end": 183.72, "text": " Let's lock in."}, {"start": 183.72, "end": 185.72, "text": " Karma ban"}, {"start": 185.72, "end": 188.72, "text": " Garen, Riven, Garen, Riven"}, {"start": 198.72, "end": 200.72, "text": " Shaco"}, {"start": 213.72, "end": 234.04, "text": " You look so tough, thank you, thank you, appreciate it."}, {"start": 243.72, "end": 256.92, "text": " comment on 4 cents record what is that 1418 or something bro bro the juicer is"}, {"start": 256.92, "end": 260.36, "text": " never beating that he's never beating that no way"}, {"start": 273.72, "end": 296.96000000000004, "text": " if they"}, {"start": 296.96, "end": 298.96, "text": " I'll go Aurelia deal"}, {"start": 310.96, "end": 312.96, "text": " It's either Kale or Silas, I don't know which one"}, {"start": 314.96, "end": 316.96, "text": " Do I have a picked at bits both of them?"}, {"start": 318.96, "end": 320.96, "text": " Is that Kled?"}, {"start": 320.96, "end": 338.71999999999997, "text": " I see you've been following the newest haircuts trends, Boussy."}, {"start": 338.72, "end": 343.32000000000005, "text": " bono dn thing for sub, appreciate it"}, {"start": 343.32000000000005, "end": 350.84000000000003, "text": " AD or tank, I'm gonna go AD Sion"}, {"start": 350.84000000000003, "end": 356.34000000000003, "text": " because I'm finger vs scale, so it makes more sense"}, {"start": 368.72, "end": 380.56, "text": " oh my god his desperate mazes oh no he's fucking desperate mazes"}, {"start": 380.56, "end": 388.96000000000004, "text": " but he's up against the boost so we'll see how this goes"}, {"start": 388.96000000000004, "end": 417.36, "text": " There's only one man in the entire world that has taken down faker back to back."}, {"start": 417.36, "end": 442.36, "text": " I guess RQ here, I saw W and I can run down."}, {"start": 442.36, "end": 444.36, "text": " W"}, {"start": 444.36, "end": 446.36, "text": " W"}, {"start": 446.36, "end": 448.36, "text": " W"}, {"start": 448.36, "end": 450.36, "text": " W"}, {"start": 472.36, "end": 492.04, "text": " Oh you just wait, you just wait till I get some levels on you, then I won't be so nice."}, {"start": 492.04, "end": 506.0, "text": " Who did this to you? I want their name now. This is considered a hate crime and they will"}, {"start": 506.0, "end": 514.6, "text": " be arrested for this. Did you ask them to leave the tip or did they"}, {"start": 514.6, "end": 516.6, "text": " I suggest it."}, {"start": 520.6, "end": 522.6, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 533.6, "end": 539.6, "text": " I feel like we're gonna farm till 1,000 gold and then she comes back with Christmas boots and then Sweden will have for me to play."}, {"start": 539.6, "end": 546.6, "text": " So maybe I should look to bootleg her when I hit level 4 here."}, {"start": 569.6, "end": 581.96, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 581.96, "end": 589.4200000000001, "text": " Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him,"}, {"start": 589.4200000000001, "end": 591.5600000000001, "text": " look at him, slam you over the gang."}, {"start": 591.5600000000001, "end": 602.32, "text": " You know what the actual fuck is that haircuts?"}, {"start": 602.32, "end": 605.0400000000001, "text": " This shit looks like a pussy with a cubic hair face."}, {"start": 605.0400000000001, "end": 610.36, "text": " In front of you in stock of the fucking ass of this bitch ass fucker, they have no idea."}, {"start": 610.36, "end": 618.0, "text": " lesson for you. So the baller come on baby. Come on baby. Oh shit."}, {"start": 618.0, "end": 626.6800000000001, "text": " Bossy why do I have a said boss, spunker, pop toy that I've never heard you mention"}, {"start": 626.6800000000001, "end": 633.6800000000001, "text": " again after it's got released."}, {"start": 633.6800000000001, "end": 640.6800000000001, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 656.6800000000001, "end": 665.6800000000001, "text": " She's gonna try and freeze it, it's not gonna work. She still has flash, gotta keep that in mind."}, {"start": 665.6800000000001, "end": 673.6800000000001, "text": " She has no boots though, so I could E Ulte here and get her flash."}, {"start": 673.6800000000001, "end": 678.6800000000001, "text": " What's up with your mouse?"}, {"start": 678.6800000000001, "end": 683.6800000000001, "text": " That's a flash."}, {"start": 683.6800000000001, "end": 686.6800000000001, "text": " A flash."}, {"start": 686.6800000000001, "end": 697.6800000000001, "text": " Nice hair, Alphalpha."}, {"start": 697.6800000000001, "end": 704.6800000000001, "text": " hat fauci"}, {"start": 707.2800000000001, "end": 710.2800000000001, "text": " a nice haircut coming to cinemas near you"}, {"start": 710.2800000000001, "end": 717.2800000000001, "text": " fauci, the last inter"}, {"start": 717.6800000000001, "end": 722.2800000000001, "text": " can we stop with these jokes guys?"}, {"start": 722.2800000000001, "end": 724.9200000000001, "text": " i'm gonna start throwing out high mounts"}, {"start": 724.92, "end": 726.92, "text": " if we keep doing this, okay?"}, {"start": 749.56, "end": 751.56, "text": " He's more dead!"}, {"start": 751.5600000000001, "end": 762.96, "text": " I'll probably be here."}, {"start": 762.96, "end": 768.7600000000001, "text": " Boss is this a cry for help?"}, {"start": 768.7600000000001, "end": 770.8000000000001, "text": " This kale better cry for help."}, {"start": 770.8000000000001, "end": 775.7600000000001, "text": " Alright, she's in big trouble here."}, {"start": 775.76, "end": 777.76, "text": " These are laning for Zbufius."}, {"start": 805.76, "end": 834.92, "text": " I love the last airbender cosplay bouncy less than 3."}, {"start": 834.9200000000001, "end": 839.2600000000001, "text": " Your family has to be in generational debt with your barber in order for him to be allowed"}, {"start": 839.2600000000001, "end": 864.1200000000001, "text": " to do this to you."}, {"start": 864.12, "end": 866.12, "text": " Your barber have no arms"}, {"start": 868.52, "end": 870.52, "text": " Ah, no way. Oh"}, {"start": 872.92, "end": 874.92, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 877.48, "end": 881.96, "text": " I see you're in your caps up right now. This is gang Jorvan"}, {"start": 884.32, "end": 891.14, "text": " Your haircut looks really nice and takes away from your forehead much life also shout out to land"}, {"start": 894.12, "end": 906.12, "text": " Oh my god she's holding the wave for her only my god."}, {"start": 906.12, "end": 912.12, "text": " I see your haircuts is looking really sharp, don't listen to the positive comments less than 3."}, {"start": 912.12, "end": 936.44, "text": " Why is the McDonald's logo in the bottom left form?"}, {"start": 936.44, "end": 941.96, "text": " Is there a sponsor happening?"}, {"start": 941.96, "end": 944.52, "text": " oh my thank you dargon, wow"}, {"start": 953.48, "end": 955.1600000000001, "text": " anything? no one? anyone?"}, {"start": 955.1600000000001, "end": 958.6, "text": " bro, you guys are gonna, you guys are seriously pissing me off right now"}, {"start": 958.6, "end": 962.76, "text": " bro, we are not CC, we're not going in, we're AFK"}, {"start": 971.96, "end": 974.6600000000001, "text": " I'm about to- I'm gonna lose it!"}, {"start": 977.5, "end": 978.96, "text": " You don't wanna see me angry."}, {"start": 1001.96, "end": 1012.96, "text": " You should kill your barba."}, {"start": 1012.96, "end": 1026.3600000000001, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 1026.3600000000001, "end": 1027.3600000000001, "text": " Come here little bitch."}, {"start": 1027.3600000000001, "end": 1028.76, "text": " You think you're running away from me?"}, {"start": 1028.76, "end": 1029.76, "text": " I get you."}, {"start": 1029.76, "end": 1030.76, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 1030.76, "end": 1054.6, "text": " I can't play the game by the way, this is unplayable, I've never seen anything like it."}, {"start": 1054.6, "end": 1056.6, "text": " My Jarvan is master."}, {"start": 1056.6, "end": 1061.0, "text": " Hi balls, that's the coolest Quinn Cosplay I have ever seen."}, {"start": 1061.0, "end": 1064.0, "text": " Can you tell Valor to jump out of your head?"}, {"start": 1076.0, "end": 1079.0, "text": " Thank you for the gold delivery, if I can appreciate it."}, {"start": 1080.0, "end": 1083.0, "text": " I'm struggling a little bit this game so I appreciate the free gold."}, {"start": 1114.6000000000001, "end": 1119.6000000000001, "text": " Because you pour special dole into your head. This shit looks like a pussyfade."}, {"start": 1119.6000000000001, "end": 1120.6000000000001, "text": " Oh you're so shit!"}, {"start": 1122.6000000000001, "end": 1126.6000000000001, "text": " Oh you're so fucking shit! Get fucked!"}, {"start": 1133.6000000000001, "end": 1138.6000000000001, "text": " Despite what he had a free kill, he didn't see the nameplay though. Fine I guess."}, {"start": 1174.6000000000001, "end": 1195.6000000000001, "text": " I hate this waiting."}, {"start": 1195.6000000000001, "end": 1196.6000000000001, "text": " Drake is up."}, {"start": 1196.6000000000001, "end": 1198.6000000000001, "text": " I want a proxy and then roam."}, {"start": 1218.8400000000001, "end": 1219.8400000000001, "text": " I'm roaming."}, {"start": 1222.0800000000002, "end": 1224.0800000000002, "text": " We need to force this dragon right now."}, {"start": 1224.68, "end": 1225.68, "text": " This is ours."}, {"start": 1256.6000000000001, "end": 1266.6000000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1266.6000000000001, "end": 1275.2800000000002, "text": " Okay, I got the dragon."}, {"start": 1275.28, "end": 1282.28, "text": " I need help"}, {"start": 1305.28, "end": 1313.3999999999999, "text": " Everytime my playlists are scaled they are sonic for some reason, I don't know why"}, {"start": 1313.4, "end": 1315.4, "text": " Kale's are so fast all the time"}, {"start": 1334.4, "end": 1335.4, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 1341.4, "end": 1342.4, "text": " Kale did bar"}, {"start": 1373.4, "end": 1390.6000000000001, "text": " Why is your hair running IT down the middle?"}, {"start": 1390.6000000000001, "end": 1391.6000000000001, "text": " Literally?"}, {"start": 1391.6000000000001, "end": 1396.68, "text": " Bro, this shit is gonna be hard now by the way."}, {"start": 1396.68, "end": 1403.68, "text": " Like this Kale is just completely accelerated."}, {"start": 1403.68, "end": 1425.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1425.68, "end": 1441.24, "text": " I'm a pro, so let's go."}, {"start": 1441.24, "end": 1442.66, "text": " Watts is harder."}, {"start": 1442.66, "end": 1452.0800000000002, "text": " This game or you'll be giving you a normal fucking hair cut for once."}, {"start": 1452.08, "end": 1454.08, "text": " this guy is his f***ing devil"}, {"start": 1461.08, "end": 1463.08, "text": " DIE"}, {"start": 1475.08, "end": 1477.08, "text": " Kayle is farming our frags"}, {"start": 1477.08, "end": 1485.08, "text": " Oh my god she's getting so fat. She's getting so fat man."}, {"start": 1485.08, "end": 1489.98, "text": " Split pushing our haircut looing the auto-filled barba looing as she is pushing back to season"}, {"start": 1489.98, "end": 1495.6, "text": " one on a slimy ol' barba gang. Bro got the doohickey zigzag fade with the extra"}, {"start": 1495.6, "end": 1502.6, "text": " trust the process, looked in the mirror, said yeah this looks good, and still ticked 20%."}, {"start": 1502.6000000000001, "end": 1503.6000000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 1504.6000000000001, "end": 1506.6000000000001, "text": " Nice! Good kill."}, {"start": 1509.6000000000001, "end": 1511.6000000000001, "text": " I couldn't even ult there."}, {"start": 1521.6000000000001, "end": 1523.6000000000001, "text": " I wanna save for one more."}, {"start": 1523.6000000000001, "end": 1540.72, "text": " I want to stay for one more wave and that will secure us the dragon for sure."}, {"start": 1540.72, "end": 1546.72, "text": " They could just act full and then come with ulti's, if I don't have ulti's."}, {"start": 1546.72, "end": 1548.72, "text": " You guys should stay top and push."}, {"start": 1563.72, "end": 1565.72, "text": " We gotta hurry with this dragon, or else it's cooked by the way."}, {"start": 1565.72, "end": 1566.72, "text": " We gotta hurry."}, {"start": 1566.72, "end": 1568.72, "text": " Bindness might even have TZ."}, {"start": 1568.72, "end": 1575.72, "text": " He's coming with ult, he's coming with ult!"}, {"start": 1575.72, "end": 1580.72, "text": " Ah, he started it, pretty crash, lol."}, {"start": 1580.72, "end": 1589.72, "text": " We were in with Norsh realnest for 20 minutes, I wanted to see what he was doing."}, {"start": 1589.72, "end": 1603.72, "text": " your cameras on by the way"}, {"start": 1603.72, "end": 1607.72, "text": " the cameras on"}, {"start": 1607.72, "end": 1627.72, "text": " I was expecting something bad but this is another level, it's completely wasted I'm"}, {"start": 1627.72, "end": 1629.72, "text": " Sorry guys, this is bad problem"}, {"start": 1632.04, "end": 1634.04, "text": " 90 sec I see, they are dead now"}, {"start": 1640.6000000000001, "end": 1642.6000000000001, "text": " This one swipes everybody now"}, {"start": 1649.8, "end": 1651.8, "text": " It's wrong guys, please, it's wrong"}, {"start": 1657.72, "end": 1682.72, "text": " I don't think I've ever like killing him in one combo, like not really possible."}, {"start": 1682.72, "end": 1709.96, "text": " I'm going to keep it on, and I'm going to keep it on, it's so good, so good, I finally"}, {"start": 1709.96, "end": 1714.54, "text": " I got rid of the mouse in my kitchen and it told me I didn't die when you killed me"}, {"start": 1714.54, "end": 1717.56, "text": " I died when I saw the fucking hair cussed sash"}, {"start": 1718.8400000000001, "end": 1723.48, "text": " Hey balls, how well does Stormrazor work on Crotality signs?"}, {"start": 1726.28, "end": 1731.52, "text": " Stormrazor, the Stormrazor have been created. Yes, the Stormrazor have been fall at the door"}, {"start": 1732.52, "end": 1734.52, "text": " They built it for the Crotality build"}, {"start": 1769.96, "end": 1773.96, "text": " You don't have smite guys?"}, {"start": 1773.96, "end": 1777.96, "text": " You're smiting for fight?"}, {"start": 1777.96, "end": 1781.96, "text": " Oh my god, another..."}, {"start": 1781.96, "end": 1785.96, "text": " I tell them, Baron is fake, I tell them, this objective is fucking fake."}, {"start": 1785.96, "end": 1789.96, "text": " We've stored it anyways."}, {"start": 1789.96, "end": 1793.96, "text": " When are people gonna learn?"}, {"start": 1799.96, "end": 1809.96, "text": " One hit, one hit, come on."}, {"start": 1809.96, "end": 1820.96, "text": " Bro, another fucking barrel, like, I'm telling you, like, this is so fake."}, {"start": 1820.96, "end": 1822.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1824.3600000000001, "end": 1827.08, "text": " Feel the actual fuck is going on on your head"}, {"start": 1833.64, "end": 1836.28, "text": " Bro, I can't with the Shadda why do you think?"}, {"start": 1837.96, "end": 1840.06, "text": " My my community is"}, {"start": 1841.56, "end": 1843.56, "text": " Pronominally"}, {"start": 1844.28, "end": 1846.28, "text": " Man, okay, I"}, {"start": 1846.28, "end": 1853.3999999999999, "text": " I am not I I don't I don't get I don't style my looks according to what men like"}, {"start": 1853.3999999999999, "end": 1860.52, "text": " I grow I get this for the house you don't get it you understand it"}, {"start": 1860.52, "end": 1870.52, "text": " if you think I'm trying to press you know I'm trying to impress the house"}, {"start": 1870.52, "end": 1896.02, "text": " I hit, I hit, I hit, he's the king."}, {"start": 1896.02, "end": 1900.02, "text": " I stopped hitting her because I thought I would have thought she would have died, and left her."}, {"start": 1901.02, "end": 1906.02, "text": " Or she must have literally been like 6% of the time, and there's no way she would have left her and finished her there."}, {"start": 1926.02, "end": 1928.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1928.02, "end": 1930.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1930.02, "end": 1932.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1932.02, "end": 1934.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1934.02, "end": 1936.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1936.02, "end": 1938.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1938.02, "end": 1940.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1940.02, "end": 1942.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1942.02, "end": 1944.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1944.02, "end": 1946.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1946.02, "end": 1948.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1948.02, "end": 1950.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1950.02, "end": 1952.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1952.02, "end": 1954.02, "text": " 1"}, {"start": 1954.02, "end": 1978.58, "text": " I'll see you guys in the next video, bye!"}, {"start": 1984.02, "end": 1986.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1986.02, "end": 1991.9, "text": " Tell them Baron is fake. I tell them in the chat Baron fake Baron fake. Don't do it"}, {"start": 1993.42, "end": 1996.46, "text": " Okay, go Baron go very nice"}, {"start": 1997.74, "end": 1999.74, "text": " We thought very nice"}, {"start": 2000.82, "end": 2002.78, "text": " Like oh my god"}, {"start": 2008.9, "end": 2012.66, "text": " She's crazy man check replay"}, {"start": 2014.02, "end": 2021.02, "text": " I don't even know if he crashed into anything or if he just manually stopped it."}, {"start": 2021.02, "end": 2023.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2051.02, "end": 2055.02, "text": " Quartz also faked the license of your bar of the Romans for sure blind."}, {"start": 2063.02, "end": 2064.02, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 2064.02, "end": 2065.02, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 2075.02, "end": 2077.02, "text": " Looking very handsome today. Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 2081.02, "end": 2107.02, "text": " The"}, {"start": 2107.02, "end": 2114.02, "text": " that hairline is trying to split push both lanes at once"}, {"start": 2119.02, "end": 2122.3, "text": " well you can say whatever you want from uh... you can say whatever you want"}, {"start": 2122.3, "end": 2123.9, "text": " but it's not going to affect me"}, {"start": 2123.9, "end": 2126.3, "text": " bro when i walk down the street"}, {"start": 2126.3, "end": 2128.5, "text": " when i walk down the street people see me"}, {"start": 2128.5, "end": 2133.5, "text": " and i flash my challenge to rank"}, {"start": 2133.5, "end": 2136.94, "text": " I'm walking, I'm getting a phone number, you know?"}, {"start": 2139.54, "end": 2140.42, "text": " I just have this."}, {"start": 2146.54, "end": 2149.62, "text": " You're a handsome fella, but what the fuck is that hair cut?"}, {"start": 2154.62, "end": 2156.82, "text": " Can I even play here? That would make sense."}, {"start": 2159.34, "end": 2160.66, "text": " You look a saunty, I think."}, {"start": 2160.66, "end": 2167.66, "text": " Holy, they dropped the full idea, there's no way."}, {"start": 2167.66, "end": 2171.66, "text": " It paid off."}, {"start": 2171.66, "end": 2175.66, "text": " Hey, Bowcy, don't listen to these haters."}, {"start": 2175.66, "end": 2179.66, "text": " I really love your hairstyle and it really suits you."}, {"start": 2179.66, "end": 2183.66, "text": " Personally, I don't agree with chat and I think you're the messy of League."}, {"start": 2183.66, "end": 2186.66, "text": " So when do I get my 100 bucks?"}, {"start": 2186.66, "end": 2192.66, "text": " The only thing people see in the street is the war crime your barber committed."}, {"start": 2199.66, "end": 2203.66, "text": " Yes you probably get a phone number for a psychologist."}, {"start": 2204.66, "end": 2208.66, "text": " When you walk down the street everyone crosses to the other side."}, {"start": 2216.66, "end": 2218.0, "text": " Are you going bald?"}, {"start": 2219.24, "end": 2221.64, "text": " Holy to full challenger lobby!"}, {"start": 2221.64, "end": 2223.0, "text": " Everyone is challenger!"}, {"start": 2223.5, "end": 2224.62, "text": " See the fun?"}, {"start": 2224.62, "end": 2229.8199999999997, "text": " We don't have to be friends, but we do have to fight together."}, {"start": 2236.12, "end": 2238.3599999999997, "text": " The pact is fixed."}, {"start": 2242.2, "end": 2244.6, "text": " Welcome to Summoner's Rift."}, {"start": 2246.66, "end": 2260.5, "text": " It's pretty good though, you can just AFK farm and come on kill the ball with a 1v1."}, {"start": 2260.5, "end": 2278.5, "text": " This match was pretty good, you just kinda afk farm and you come and kill a ball and then you solo kill him down 6."}, {"start": 2278.5, "end": 2284.5, "text": " But Kassan is a fake champion so I gotta have to release some play to make an impact."}, {"start": 2290.5, "end": 2293.5, "text": " Bobby, please go visit Turkey and mess with him."}, {"start": 2296.5, "end": 2299.5, "text": " Okay, I already lost the lane. Hold it, fuck."}, {"start": 2302.5, "end": 2304.5, "text": " I'm fucking dead, dude."}, {"start": 2309.5, "end": 2311.5, "text": " Fire haircuts, bro."}, {"start": 2320.5, "end": 2322.5, "text": " But"}, {"start": 2323.86, "end": 2325.86, "text": " That's a cool estimate"}, {"start": 2329.3, "end": 2334.66, "text": " I bet 100 euros that either Jawa or Ultra instinct is your barber"}, {"start": 2350.5, "end": 2357.5, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 2357.5, "end": 2362.5, "text": " Did the Barber proxy post ways and let some minions crash in the middle?"}, {"start": 2362.5, "end": 2368.5, "text": " Bro told his Barber, just fuck my shit up, baiting Donos with haircuts, you shan't"}, {"start": 2368.5, "end": 2375.5, "text": " to champ. Oh well I..."}, {"start": 2387.78, "end": 2391.18, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 2391.18, "end": 2398.18, "text": " You should start buying Doran's helm in game since you decided to wear one earl."}, {"start": 2398.5, "end": 2404.5, "text": " So this early laning phase I have 12 CS in 4 waves. That's not great."}, {"start": 2404.5, "end": 2408.5, "text": " I'm very rusty on the Sothe."}, {"start": 2411.5, "end": 2414.5, "text": " I like your hair please keep it that way."}, {"start": 2419.5, "end": 2423.5, "text": " What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield."}, {"start": 2423.5, "end": 2427.5, "text": " What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield."}, {"start": 2427.5, "end": 2432.5, "text": " What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield."}, {"start": 2441.5, "end": 2445.5, "text": " Is that haircut a preview to your upcoming Rammus cosplay?"}, {"start": 2445.5, "end": 2446.5, "text": " I'm happy."}, {"start": 2446.5, "end": 2449.5, "text": " York Santa is as good as your haircut."}, {"start": 2451.5, "end": 2455.5, "text": " Oh my god this fucking gank man."}, {"start": 2457.5, "end": 2474.1, "text": " I'm in trouble by the way, I'm in so big trouble, I'm probably 1.5 levels done on him, he's"}, {"start": 2474.1, "end": 2496.94, "text": " He's gonna come back with full item."}, {"start": 2496.94, "end": 2499.42, "text": " Next is cannon wave."}, {"start": 2499.42, "end": 2503.14, "text": " He's gonna hit level 6 on this wave, and then I'm gonna have to push a cannon wave"}, {"start": 2503.14, "end": 2506.2599999999998, "text": " versus six as I'm five, can't be dumb no?"}, {"start": 2507.3799999999997, "end": 2508.3799999999997, "text": " I'm just scooped"}, {"start": 2525.48, "end": 2527.48, "text": " he's gonna have to hope he doesn't hit six soon"}, {"start": 2533.14, "end": 2548.08, "text": " it's"}, {"start": 2548.08, "end": 2549.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2565.08, "end": 2568.08, "text": " Yes flash still is really hard to play the game."}, {"start": 2578.08, "end": 2582.36, "text": " at our movie dog leap the tarot is safe"}, {"start": 2593.24, "end": 2596.88, "text": " I'm gonna get flashed on here"}, {"start": 2596.88, "end": 2601.88, "text": " Ah, jungle dip. It is for the days."}, {"start": 2612.88, "end": 2615.88, "text": " I don't need to get as much armor as I can this game."}, {"start": 2615.88, "end": 2617.88, "text": " Maybe we can win off of that."}, {"start": 2626.88, "end": 2629.88, "text": " He flashed when you flashed."}, {"start": 2629.88, "end": 2633.88, "text": " Oh yeah he did, he does not flash, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 2633.88, "end": 2636.88, "text": " I could have tried all in again actually."}, {"start": 2716.88, "end": 2719.88, "text": " It's not even close, by the way. It's not even fucking close."}, {"start": 2720.88, "end": 2724.88, "text": " Riot, fix your fucking barbershop. This shit is unplayable."}, {"start": 2724.88, "end": 2726.88, "text": " X9 barber."}, {"start": 2731.88, "end": 2734.88, "text": " My champ is so useless. It's disgusting."}, {"start": 2746.88, "end": 2753.88, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2756.36, "end": 2759.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2759.36, "end": 2764.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2764.36, "end": 2769.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2769.36, "end": 2774.36, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2776.88, "end": 2778.88, "text": " I'm just giga dead"}, {"start": 2795.84, "end": 2797.84, "text": " Oh guys"}, {"start": 2806.88, "end": 2813.88, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive."}, {"start": 2836.88, "end": 2838.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2845.44, "end": 2847.44, "text": " Was you pay for that haircut"}, {"start": 2851.6800000000003, "end": 2853.76, "text": " 60 62 maybe"}, {"start": 2859.04, "end": 2861.04, "text": " But I paid double"}, {"start": 2861.04, "end": 2877.56, "text": " Can I get some health here or am I just going to get dove on cd?"}, {"start": 2877.56, "end": 2885.12, "text": " No health nothing."}, {"start": 2885.12, "end": 2889.48, "text": " I had to pay the barbret double because I had an appointment yesterday that I missed"}, {"start": 2889.48, "end": 2895.48, "text": " So I cannot scamp him, that didn't show up, like I showed up when I was too late."}, {"start": 2896.48, "end": 2901.48, "text": " I decided I would play for two appointments today to make up for it, it makes sense you know."}, {"start": 2901.48, "end": 2906.48, "text": " Because otherwise we could have taken another person yesterday, it makes sense."}, {"start": 2919.48, "end": 2923.72, "text": " I'm just gonna give down, but I'm so useless. I picked the most useless champion in the game."}, {"start": 2953.7200000000003, "end": 2980.78, "text": " Holy fuck my team won!"}, {"start": 2980.78, "end": 2981.78, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 2981.78, "end": 2982.78, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 2982.78, "end": 2989.78, "text": " we'd actually win that"}, {"start": 2996.86, "end": 3003.86, "text": " I'm a vest collector this game I'm gonna buy every vest in the game"}, {"start": 3072.78, "end": 3079.78, "text": " I'm not a big fan."}, {"start": 3079.78, "end": 3082.78, "text": " Hey there!"}, {"start": 3082.78, "end": 3108.78, "text": " I will get them."}, {"start": 3108.78, "end": 3118.78, "text": " The good thing here is not bad, by the way, because I can use the good federation."}, {"start": 3118.78, "end": 3124.78, "text": " He's low."}, {"start": 3124.78, "end": 3131.78, "text": " I didn't expect that when we bought the show up."}, {"start": 3214.78, "end": 3221.78, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 3231.38, "end": 3233.5800000000004, "text": " Got rolling."}, {"start": 3233.5800000000004, "end": 3236.5400000000004, "text": " I'm not catching these rotations."}, {"start": 3236.5400000000004, "end": 3239.3, "text": " What kind of helmet is that on your head?"}, {"start": 3239.3, "end": 3246.3, "text": " Professor Rex Lupinar"}, {"start": 3248.82, "end": 3255.82, "text": " Can we talk about the haircuts?"}, {"start": 3260.34, "end": 3263.0600000000004, "text": " Hundreds and hundreds of"}, {"start": 3263.0600000000004, "end": 3266.1800000000003, "text": " of middle-aged men"}, {"start": 3266.1800000000003, "end": 3273.1800000000003, "text": " is hating on the haircut, not a single, not even one woman has hated on the gels."}, {"start": 3273.1800000000003, "end": 3278.1800000000003, "text": " But that's a kill."}, {"start": 3296.1800000000003, "end": 3326.1400000000003, "text": " I am the woman I love the hair style."}, {"start": 3326.14, "end": 3328.14, "text": " I'm so so trust me"}, {"start": 3338.48, "end": 3340.48, "text": " Oh, what the fuck is happening?"}, {"start": 3340.48, "end": 3342.48, "text": " What the fuck is going on with that?"}, {"start": 3343.3199999999997, "end": 3345.3199999999997, "text": " Dugs, man. Dugs."}, {"start": 3352.94, "end": 3354.94, "text": " Rona help here."}, {"start": 3356.14, "end": 3363.14, "text": " Oh you guys did this play on the drake timers, right?"}, {"start": 3363.14, "end": 3376.14, "text": " Move your soul, single hand, fuck your last soul point, good job, boos."}, {"start": 3406.14, "end": 3408.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3430.8599999999997, "end": 3432.8599999999997, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3436.14, "end": 3443.14, "text": " I just cannot believe that."}, {"start": 3449.5, "end": 3452.5, "text": " Try TP or what?"}, {"start": 3452.5, "end": 3457.1, "text": " Classic Baron. Try to teach these guys the lesson."}, {"start": 3457.1, "end": 3464.1, "text": " I should not be in the T, I should not be in the TPA. I should teach EOS the lesson about this fucking objective."}, {"start": 3466.14, "end": 3473.14, "text": " Rarer. Rarer game not over. Let's see if you start this."}, {"start": 3526.14, "end": 3533.14, "text": " I'm just gonna push, think he's doing great."}, {"start": 3586.14, "end": 3590.14, "text": " even it's do anything this crazy"}, {"start": 3590.14, "end": 3594.14, "text": " him is doing insanely well"}, {"start": 3616.14, "end": 3623.14, "text": " I go to early to dragon hair props."}, {"start": 3646.14, "end": 3656.14, "text": " We need mid wave guys."}, {"start": 3656.14, "end": 3666.14, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 3666.14, "end": 3671.14, "text": " That's on me."}, {"start": 3671.14, "end": 3673.14, "text": " I'm so tired of this."}, {"start": 3701.14, "end": 3719.22, "text": " You look like boss baby."}, {"start": 3719.22, "end": 3720.22, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 3720.2200000000003, "end": 3722.2200000000003, "text": " goofing around, doing whatever"}, {"start": 3737.2200000000003, "end": 3739.2200000000003, "text": " Alistair is pushing, is that gonna be a problem?"}, {"start": 3745.2200000000003, "end": 3746.2200000000003, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 3750.2200000000003, "end": 3758.0800000000004, "text": " I think mid lane."}, {"start": 3758.0800000000004, "end": 3764.0200000000004, "text": " I really could push here."}, {"start": 3764.02, "end": 3766.02, "text": " I forgot to join the hair cut."}, {"start": 3790.02, "end": 3793.02, "text": " Hold on! I didn't get my W."}, {"start": 3794.02, "end": 3801.02, "text": " We are so gonna lose the game by the way, I can already feel it."}, {"start": 3824.02, "end": 3850.02, "text": " I'm probably gone, but yes it is very fast."}, {"start": 3850.02, "end": 3871.74, "text": " I'm gonna go tall."}, {"start": 3871.7400000000002, "end": 3878.7400000000002, "text": " will come to me."}, {"start": 3879.38, "end": 3886.38, "text": " Please bro just cut your own hand at this point."}, {"start": 3886.38, "end": 3912.38, "text": " if we all die we lose the game guys, why are we all dead though?"}, {"start": 3912.38, "end": 3938.38, "text": " I'm feeling it's clear, can I do it?"}, {"start": 3938.38, "end": 3951.38, "text": " Got it. We can't have the reach by the way. We can't have the range for the powers."}, {"start": 3951.38, "end": 3959.38, "text": " And they don't have a wave. I saved it. We can't have them."}, {"start": 3959.38, "end": 3961.38, "text": " Big fill low!"}, {"start": 3961.38, "end": 3963.38, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 3969.38, "end": 3971.38, "text": " How am I going to die?"}, {"start": 3971.38, "end": 3973.38, "text": " I'm going to fight in hell and not play."}, {"start": 3989.38, "end": 3991.38, "text": " Time to go Gragas!"}, {"start": 3994.38, "end": 3999.38, "text": " Where's my Gragas when I'm looking like I feel like I only win if I go Gragas."}, {"start": 4000.38, "end": 4003.38, "text": " I don't remember lots of my lost on Gragas. It's so extreme."}, {"start": 4013.38, "end": 4015.38, "text": " I mean I lose sometimes I guess."}, {"start": 4019.38, "end": 4023.38, "text": " And then here is Wynrit, pick."}, {"start": 4023.38, "end": 4027.38, "text": " Gragas Jax."}, {"start": 4027.38, "end": 4031.38, "text": " Kledis Riliopi."}, {"start": 4031.38, "end": 4035.38, "text": " And then Relya Lokenlack."}, {"start": 4035.38, "end": 4039.38, "text": " 41% start at bad."}, {"start": 4039.38, "end": 4043.38, "text": " Fresh cut ballsy, your mom did that."}, {"start": 4043.38, "end": 4059.3, "text": " nice they banned gragas and jacks you are kidding me these freaks you already know it's both"}, {"start": 4059.3, "end": 4066.3, "text": " of them probably"}, {"start": 4079.02, "end": 4082.7000000000003, "text": " day three hundred and seventy two of asking balls for a kiss"}, {"start": 4082.7000000000003, "end": 4084.7000000000003, "text": " to lick your fingers up"}, {"start": 4084.7000000000003, "end": 4086.7000000000003, "text": " result"}, {"start": 4107.8, "end": 4112.18, "text": " We did kind of band-hold my AP champions the only thing I've left is show cannon"}, {"start": 4114.7, "end": 4140.7, "text": " I see what I'm up against."}, {"start": 4140.7, "end": 4160.62, "text": " It's kind of good where's this team comp, feels like I'll be a little bit empty soon."}, {"start": 4160.62, "end": 4165.98, "text": " But I mean, my entire champion pool is gone, like Gragas is gone, I don't know what to"}, {"start": 4165.9800000000005, "end": 4174.34, "text": " play any more."}, {"start": 4174.34, "end": 4190.700000000001, "text": " Sion, Sion, Sion in the big 2026."}, {"start": 4190.700000000001, "end": 4195.14, "text": " Hey boofers, I'm a thick Latina baddie, you're looking slick with that new haircut."}, {"start": 4195.14, "end": 4197.14, "text": " Oh, thank you. Appreciate it."}, {"start": 4225.14, "end": 4227.14, "text": " Let's do it!"}, {"start": 4227.14, "end": 4231.14, "text": " Welcome to Summoner's Rift!"}, {"start": 4231.14, "end": 4238.14, "text": " Man goes to Barba. Says his hair is going away. Says haircuts only make things worse."}, {"start": 4238.14, "end": 4247.14, "text": " Barba says, the solution is simple. Balls FFS is streaming tonight. Go look at his hair cut, that will cheer you up."}, {"start": 4247.14, "end": 4254.14, "text": " Man bursts into tears. But Barba, I am Balls FFS."}, {"start": 4255.14, "end": 4271.14, "text": " First blood cut."}, {"start": 4271.14, "end": 4272.14, "text": " First blood cut."}, {"start": 4272.14, "end": 4281.14, "text": " Motherfucker got that Dracula flow cut."}, {"start": 4281.14, "end": 4304.5, "text": " Cat, you don't understand, when you're the boss, the messy of league, a sex gob, and"}, {"start": 4304.5, "end": 4309.06, "text": " every single day hundreds of women are begging to have sex with you."}, {"start": 4309.06, "end": 4327.14, "text": " Sometimes you have to nerf yourself with a hair cut."}, {"start": 4327.14, "end": 4329.14, "text": " You can't handle the neem drone style."}, {"start": 4338.660000000001, "end": 4342.660000000001, "text": " I heard that I play range top lane, I always miss cannon on first lane for some reason."}, {"start": 4357.14, "end": 4369.9400000000005, "text": " This doesn't work anymore, people have caught on."}, {"start": 4369.9400000000005, "end": 4373.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4373.9400000000005, "end": 4378.14, "text": " How much do I need to donate to witness a single Tom Kench game?"}, {"start": 4408.14, "end": 4411.820000000001, "text": " playing a wave fair epic champion."}, {"start": 4411.820000000001, "end": 4414.14, "text": " Doran's helm in real life."}, {"start": 4414.14, "end": 4416.14, "text": " Percoss."}, {"start": 4438.14, "end": 4448.38, "text": " AI generator top laner, he has 10 cs at 4 minutes, he's AI generator, it is really"}, {"start": 4448.38, "end": 4449.38, "text": " this."}, {"start": 4449.38, "end": 4460.18, "text": " He's gonna sit on tower, play safe all game long, no interaction, wait for ganks."}, {"start": 4460.18, "end": 4467.18, "text": " like this are freaks by the way I can't stand"}, {"start": 4482.46, "end": 4486.58, "text": " oh hi behind the tower oh wait Sahin you just took"}, {"start": 4486.58, "end": 4491.42, "text": " 250 damage careful careful you took 150 damage going careful careful careful"}, {"start": 4495.74, "end": 4497.74, "text": " Sheep all"}, {"start": 4500.18, "end": 4502.18, "text": " Got him in it"}, {"start": 4516.58, "end": 4534.0199999999995, "text": " Oh my god guys, oh my god guys."}, {"start": 4594.02, "end": 4596.02, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4610.02, "end": 4612.02, "text": " I'm about trading"}, {"start": 4624.02, "end": 4648.860000000001, "text": " get him get him like oh my god wow"}, {"start": 4648.86, "end": 4658.86, "text": " At least we're winning both, oh wait."}, {"start": 4678.86, "end": 4685.86, "text": " The enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 4703.54, "end": 4706.54, "text": " Is here half health come barb please come"}, {"start": 4706.54, "end": 4708.54, "text": " The skill of your life"}, {"start": 4713.78, "end": 4715.78, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god"}, {"start": 4729.42, "end": 4734.82, "text": " Like what are you you're spam pinging man like why are you pinging me and then you just bitch"}, {"start": 4734.82, "end": 4740.82, "text": " I can't, I can't, I can't. Please don't come top again, oh well."}, {"start": 4749.82, "end": 4757.82, "text": " I'm ready to just play my lane 1v1 and actually play it smart, then having to force these dark shit dives constantly."}, {"start": 4764.82, "end": 4774.82, "text": " I'm gonna miss this all bad."}, {"start": 4774.82, "end": 4784.82, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 4784.82, "end": 4813.54, "text": " enemies actually freaks, bans the fucking ragas, this jackspan is understandable because"}, {"start": 4813.54, "end": 4823.54, "text": " He's picking Sahil so obviously he's gonna ban Jax. I get that. No offense to the Sahil, he's chill, but probably the rail or the poppins are free."}, {"start": 4823.54, "end": 4830.54, "text": " And he has fucking target banned my Gragas and then end up fucking permacamping me. Freak fucking behavior, man."}, {"start": 4873.54, "end": 4880.54, "text": " Let's do it!"}, {"start": 4903.54, "end": 4908.04, "text": " You owe my Vaba lost a bet before touching my head looking dude."}, {"start": 4908.04, "end": 4914.54, "text": " One bang hanging down your face like it's trying to escape the rest of the haircut before the authorities arrive."}, {"start": 4914.54, "end": 4918.04, "text": " You look like an anime side character that got rejected."}, {"start": 4963.54, "end": 4987.46, "text": " 100% AI generated player by the way."}, {"start": 4987.46, "end": 4997.1, "text": " He's got 5 CSs a minute."}, {"start": 4997.1, "end": 5001.86, "text": " The barber asked him what kind of cut he wanted and he showed his barber a picture of Irelia"}, {"start": 5001.86, "end": 5002.86, "text": " I'm using Q."}, {"start": 5021.86, "end": 5024.86, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, I can run on this thing."}, {"start": 5031.86, "end": 5050.66, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck is up with this?"}, {"start": 5050.66, "end": 5052.66, "text": " One comes again. Yeah, I die. Shocker."}, {"start": 5080.66, "end": 5086.38, "text": " this shot thinks to go to move"}, {"start": 5086.38, "end": 5089.54, "text": " did you barbie yell solo burlo after he was done"}, {"start": 5089.54, "end": 5095.62, "text": " bro this shot thinks the best move is to look like everybody else"}, {"start": 5095.62, "end": 5100.099999999999, "text": " bro what women love, what the house love is someone who stands out"}, {"start": 5100.099999999999, "end": 5103.78, "text": " someone that looks different, someone that looks unique from the rest"}, {"start": 5103.78, "end": 5109.86, "text": " there's 7 billion people in the world you want to be like everyone else"}, {"start": 5109.86, "end": 5137.38, "text": " 77 CS like this one talking about"}, {"start": 5137.38, "end": 5157.38, "text": " I just want to interact with me, the entire game though, give it a bit of breadth of all."}, {"start": 5157.38, "end": 5161.42, "text": " I had to use ulti, I'm really bad, I want to have a fucking dragon, it's giga troll of"}, {"start": 5161.42, "end": 5168.42, "text": " meet having two of them"}, {"start": 5191.42, "end": 5198.42, "text": " I'm TPing top, good luck to you."}, {"start": 5221.42, "end": 5228.42, "text": " I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it."}, {"start": 5228.42, "end": 5238.42, "text": " I think it was useless."}, {"start": 5238.42, "end": 5255.42, "text": " Why would we not help pygmy on the dragon, by the way?"}, {"start": 5255.42, "end": 5262.42, "text": " It's a mess."}, {"start": 5262.42, "end": 5283.1, "text": " Guys, look at my W stacks."}, {"start": 5283.1, "end": 5286.1, "text": " That's four, but it's not."}, {"start": 5286.1, "end": 5287.1, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 5295.1, "end": 5297.1, "text": " Never mind what I said."}, {"start": 5303.1, "end": 5305.1, "text": " I have Shadowflame, should be."}, {"start": 5305.1, "end": 5307.1, "text": " I think I have an angle mid here."}, {"start": 5313.1, "end": 5315.1, "text": " I'm gonna show you."}, {"start": 5323.1, "end": 5325.1, "text": " From base, huh?"}, {"start": 5343.1, "end": 5348.1, "text": " I'm just, I'm just wanking over here, I'm not doing nothing."}, {"start": 5360.1, "end": 5362.1, "text": " I need Void stuff this game."}, {"start": 5373.1, "end": 5380.1, "text": " And now I have to slay you."}, {"start": 5403.1, "end": 5410.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5411.740000000001, "end": 5418.740000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5418.74, "end": 5433.94, "text": " You're serious!"}, {"start": 5433.9400000000005, "end": 5436.500000000001, "text": " I get fucking banned, stahp, man!"}, {"start": 5457.500000000001, "end": 5459.9400000000005, "text": " I can guarantee you it was the red who banned Dragas, by the way."}, {"start": 5459.9400000000005, "end": 5461.9400000000005, "text": " Like, I can guarantee it."}, {"start": 5463.9400000000005, "end": 5470.9400000000005, "text": " Your turret has been destroyed."}, {"start": 5493.9400000000005, "end": 5508.42, "text": " So when are you just gonna give up and go there?"}, {"start": 5508.42, "end": 5509.42, "text": " Where would I?"}, {"start": 5509.42, "end": 5516.42, "text": " They're all top by the way."}, {"start": 5516.42, "end": 5523.42, "text": " This is all forced, I'm late as well."}, {"start": 5546.42, "end": 5553.42, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 5553.42, "end": 5560.42, "text": " I see her in the horror I guess."}, {"start": 5560.42, "end": 5566.42, "text": " She didn't do anything to me."}, {"start": 5566.42, "end": 5571.42, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 5571.42, "end": 5573.42, "text": " I am throttling"}, {"start": 5577.62, "end": 5584.1, "text": " Cables long time fan. I just tuned in is that haircut real or is it just a clip farm?"}, {"start": 5584.54, "end": 5587.04, "text": " Seems like you're going down a dark path"}, {"start": 5601.42, "end": 5616.78, "text": " It's like I'm going for like a bad boy type of style."}, {"start": 5616.78, "end": 5618.78, "text": " I just think there's like bad boys."}, {"start": 5618.78, "end": 5625.78, "text": " See here cut flawlessly surely you'll try bald soon enough FRFR."}, {"start": 5678.78, "end": 5690.78, "text": " I won't speak, like this team is so fucking shit."}, {"start": 5738.78, "end": 5742.0599999999995, "text": " A bad boy from 1800s Transylvania."}, {"start": 5768.78, "end": 5775.78, "text": " I'm going bot I think."}, {"start": 5798.78, "end": 5817.62, "text": " I need one more wave, I think I might die on the wave."}, {"start": 5817.62, "end": 5825.62, "text": " I will not TP to the Baron without ulti."}, {"start": 5825.62, "end": 5827.62, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 5832.62, "end": 5834.62, "text": " I'm going to sit in the middle."}, {"start": 5855.62, "end": 5865.62, "text": " I hit, I hit, I hit!"}, {"start": 5865.62, "end": 5869.62, "text": " Ooh, am I opening here?"}, {"start": 5869.62, "end": 5872.62, "text": " That's a straight battle, you know."}, {"start": 5872.62, "end": 5879.62, "text": " It's gonna be down for a little bit."}, {"start": 5879.62, "end": 5886.62, "text": " Did enemy do baron and lose the game for it, shocker?"}, {"start": 5886.62, "end": 5891.62, "text": " Have you seen that one before?"}, {"start": 5891.62, "end": 5892.62, "text": " I'm lost."}, {"start": 5892.62, "end": 5893.62, "text": " It's your barber."}, {"start": 5893.62, "end": 5894.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5894.62, "end": 5895.62, "text": " Sorry for what?"}, {"start": 5895.62, "end": 5904.62, "text": " You gave me exactly what I wanted."}, {"start": 5904.62, "end": 5906.62, "text": " He has destroyed the thing"}, {"start": 5911.62, "end": 5913.62, "text": " I have to flash for the man"}, {"start": 5913.62, "end": 5914.62, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 5964.62, "end": 5993.48, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5993.4800000000005, "end": 6000.4800000000005, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 6000.4800000000005, "end": 6009.4800000000005, "text": " I found the F.L.A.S.H."}, {"start": 6009.4800000000005, "end": 6016.4800000000005, "text": " this is useless"}, {"start": 6039.4800000000005, "end": 6046.4800000000005, "text": " self-done, i have self-done his bait, special cannon"}, {"start": 6057.38, "end": 6064.38, "text": " come on man you know my girl beyond here, the cut's too tough"}, {"start": 6069.4800000000005, "end": 6077.4800000000005, "text": " come on man you know my girl is on here the cat is too tough I thank you man"}, {"start": 6079.4800000000005, "end": 6087.4800000000005, "text": " and sorry sorry didn't mean to steal your girl like that"}, {"start": 6099.4800000000005, "end": 6116.360000000001, "text": " I can't believe Bors misses Prowler's claw so much he got his barber to cut his hair into its shape"}, {"start": 6116.36, "end": 6126.36, "text": " What kind of guy is he?"}, {"start": 6126.36, "end": 6138.759999999999, "text": " I don't think he's in the middle of the grass."}, {"start": 6138.76, "end": 6140.76, "text": " I think we killed the scero pot"}, {"start": 6155.76, "end": 6157.76, "text": " Are they only in the safe shop?"}, {"start": 6157.76, "end": 6159.76, "text": " I'm just gonna keep pushing"}, {"start": 6168.76, "end": 6180.88, "text": " Holy fuck team, fucking inters, fucking inters man, like, I gotta buy banshees to try and"}, {"start": 6180.88, "end": 6185.88, "text": " defend this I guess."}, {"start": 6185.88, "end": 6192.88, "text": " They still have exhaust."}, {"start": 6192.88, "end": 6195.88, "text": " Get the fucking minion!"}, {"start": 6195.88, "end": 6202.88, "text": " Barber's so boosted, you're so boosted."}, {"start": 6202.88, "end": 6207.88, "text": " This guy mealtes."}, {"start": 6207.88, "end": 6210.88, "text": " There's no winning this."}, {"start": 6210.88, "end": 6224.56, "text": " I was free win if my bar doesn't troll and if my nephew doesn't troll, but oh well."}, {"start": 6224.56, "end": 6235.56, "text": " Look, AI generated, Saehin by the way, he's literally AI generated."}, {"start": 6235.56, "end": 6239.28, "text": " Can't believe I lost this."}, {"start": 6239.28, "end": 6240.28, "text": " on the real."}, {"start": 6267.28, "end": 6268.28, "text": " Hi, Deque."}, {"start": 6269.28, "end": 6274.04, "text": " Can they even snipe me anymore am I not too high elo for them?"}, {"start": 6280.639999999999, "end": 6287.48, "text": " Bro how the fuck is Uldra insting grandmaster by the way, how is he even grandmaster? He is the worst player on the server"}, {"start": 6299.28, "end": 6319.8, "text": " Oh nice, I'm gonna get it, watch this, this is, think, think, it could like honestly"}, {"start": 6319.8, "end": 6321.74, "text": " only beer anger by the way"}, {"start": 6321.74, "end": 6327.78, "text": " i'm not kidding"}, {"start": 6327.78, "end": 6333.66, "text": " it's a top laner then i guess"}, {"start": 6333.66, "end": 6338.22, "text": " next thing got released absolutely fire cut messy give me your barbers number so i"}, {"start": 6338.22, "end": 6341.3, "text": " avoid him"}, {"start": 6341.3, "end": 6346.860000000001, "text": " clad is shurima right"}, {"start": 6346.860000000001, "end": 6349.780000000001, "text": " is noxious"}, {"start": 6349.780000000001, "end": 6352.780000000001, "text": " is renekton?"}, {"start": 6370.26, "end": 6375.740000000001, "text": " what's set release before or after clad?"}, {"start": 6375.74, "end": 6382.74, "text": " way, way long after"}, {"start": 6386.38, "end": 6390.34, "text": " did you guys see these champs like that way? did you see this?"}, {"start": 6390.34, "end": 6392.139999999999, "text": " enemy soup"}, {"start": 6392.139999999999, "end": 6395.46, "text": " did you saw that as well right? enemy soup"}, {"start": 6395.46, "end": 6398.9, "text": " or enemy second pick was hovering scion"}, {"start": 6398.9, "end": 6400.82, "text": " for like 10 seconds"}, {"start": 6400.82, "end": 6402.099999999999, "text": " I'm gonna hover scion"}, {"start": 6402.099999999999, "end": 6403.42, "text": " and then in the last second"}, {"start": 6403.42, "end": 6408.9800000000005, "text": " He started swapping between Nodly and Soraka to actually pick his champion, but I don't think he managed to pick."}, {"start": 6408.9800000000005, "end": 6410.58, "text": " So he ended up botching the game."}, {"start": 6410.58, "end": 6412.18, "text": " What a clown."}, {"start": 6412.18, "end": 6413.78, "text": " What a clown."}, {"start": 6416.5, "end": 6418.9800000000005, "text": " Mine is for the help of that guy, whoever that is."}, {"start": 6422.9800000000005, "end": 6427.22, "text": " Top laner with no mana. This does not even exist like..."}, {"start": 6427.22, "end": 6456.22, "text": " is rex i consider is a jungler right?"}, {"start": 6456.22, "end": 6458.22, "text": " That it could be a"}, {"start": 6468.42, "end": 6470.42, "text": " Ganalu Moe"}, {"start": 6473.9800000000005, "end": 6475.9800000000005, "text": " That was just a guess"}, {"start": 6481.02, "end": 6483.02, "text": " That looks like a little blank"}, {"start": 6486.22, "end": 6489.400000000001, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6489.400000000001, "end": 6493.4800000000005, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 6493.4800000000005, "end": 6496.84, "text": " Naila?"}, {"start": 6496.84, "end": 6501.68, "text": " W?"}, {"start": 6501.68, "end": 6509.68, "text": " Oh, there."}, {"start": 6509.68, "end": 6511.68, "text": " way"}, {"start": 6519.280000000001, "end": 6523.56, "text": " Ertere tere tere Lasha told versus were dance. Oh"}, {"start": 6527.320000000001, "end": 6529.320000000001, "text": " Now hold on"}, {"start": 6532.64, "end": 6535.38, "text": " How well did I do here that is the question"}, {"start": 6535.38, "end": 6560.54, "text": " Like six to four four six eight seven seven two five seven two"}, {"start": 6560.54, "end": 6566.54, "text": " Did you poop on the floor of the barbershop before the haircut?"}, {"start": 6566.54, "end": 6572.54, "text": " Finally a game of Gragas."}, {"start": 6590.54, "end": 6612.54, "text": " will counter me but it's a fake champion so it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 6612.54, "end": 6629.94, "text": " your boss nights are cut faggiband appreciate it"}, {"start": 6642.54, "end": 6644.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6674.54, "end": 6677.18, "text": " No, I don't really play Champus, I can use it."}, {"start": 6677.18, "end": 6685.98, "text": " Haha, WTF is that thing on your head. WTF does Sweden hairstyle is to even do for a living, in disgust in every aspect."}, {"start": 6692.18, "end": 6695.54, "text": " Did you ask your barber to style your hair before you left?"}, {"start": 6696.62, "end": 6698.62, "text": " Let's get this party started."}, {"start": 6704.54, "end": 6722.42, "text": " He's doing the same thing, but I'm taking way more damage cuz I'm not fucking Casante."}, {"start": 6722.42, "end": 6724.3, "text": " Oh my god, he did the same thing."}, {"start": 6724.3, "end": 6726.3, "text": " Oh shit, I'm in trouble."}, {"start": 6726.3, "end": 6730.3, "text": " What is he doing though?"}, {"start": 6730.3, "end": 6732.3, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6732.3, "end": 6743.06, "text": " He's over cooking I feel like."}, {"start": 6743.06, "end": 6751.22, "text": " Oh my god his wave is so fast."}, {"start": 6751.22, "end": 6752.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6752.22, "end": 6753.22, "text": " What is his wave state?"}, {"start": 6753.22, "end": 6755.22, "text": " Stay out"}, {"start": 6761.9400000000005, "end": 6764.14, "text": " And I'm pushing into me anyways, very nice"}, {"start": 6769.38, "end": 6771.38, "text": " My way"}, {"start": 6783.22, "end": 6785.22, "text": " Rock"}, {"start": 6800.900000000001, "end": 6802.900000000001, "text": " Bad"}, {"start": 6813.22, "end": 6820.22, "text": " Double kill, let's go team!"}, {"start": 6843.22, "end": 6846.22, "text": " You wouldn't get so much hit by a crack as to be done with something."}, {"start": 6847.22, "end": 6848.22, "text": " I would be embarrassing."}, {"start": 6850.22, "end": 6851.22, "text": " I need to be."}, {"start": 6866.22, "end": 6869.22, "text": " And now I'm going to proxy, and then I'm going to interact with Cassanti again."}, {"start": 6873.22, "end": 6886.42, "text": " But I gotta push this wave, it might be danger, like a gank you know."}, {"start": 6886.42, "end": 6910.42, "text": " He's also said draw on Ike-san, they did very low damage."}, {"start": 6910.42, "end": 6915.42, "text": " I'm so out that way."}, {"start": 6915.42, "end": 6915.92, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 6940.24, "end": 6941.74, "text": " Yo, Bones looking cute today."}, {"start": 6941.74, "end": 6942.74, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 6943.18, "end": 6944.18, "text": " Angel..."}, {"start": 6944.18, "end": 6947.18, "text": " Angel 24. Thank you."}, {"start": 6974.18, "end": 6979.46, "text": " excels 12, fangirl 5, gift is sams, marshland, fangirl excels"}, {"start": 6980.46, "end": 6982.46, "text": " appreciate that a lot, thank you"}, {"start": 6993.9800000000005, "end": 6996.9800000000005, "text": " time to proc see, proc get away"}, {"start": 7004.18, "end": 7006.18, "text": " Let's get it party started"}, {"start": 7007.14, "end": 7012.62, "text": " Can they drag us gank in a fury? It's gonna hard now. Maybe it's proxies other way than be"}, {"start": 7034.18, "end": 7036.18, "text": " We'll be another time"}, {"start": 7046.9800000000005, "end": 7048.9800000000005, "text": " I don't vision here, by the way"}, {"start": 7052.58, "end": 7054.58, "text": " I'm sending it. I don't care"}, {"start": 7064.18, "end": 7066.18, "text": " ULTI! ULTI!"}, {"start": 7069.4800000000005, "end": 7070.4800000000005, "text": " Oriana?"}, {"start": 7072.18, "end": 7074.9800000000005, "text": " I had the ball on me! The ball was on me!"}, {"start": 7078.68, "end": 7079.9800000000005, "text": " That was a triple though."}, {"start": 7079.9800000000005, "end": 7080.9800000000005, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 7082.58, "end": 7084.68, "text": " Nice! Nice, let's go!"}, {"start": 7086.280000000001, "end": 7089.68, "text": " She put the ball on me, I go into the five of them, but there she doesn't press on."}, {"start": 7091.18, "end": 7093.4800000000005, "text": " What's the- what's the- what's the- what are we..."}, {"start": 7094.18, "end": 7096.18, "text": " Are we drunk or something?"}, {"start": 7117.18, "end": 7119.18, "text": " Or didn't work earlier, no idea why, sorry."}, {"start": 7120.18, "end": 7121.18, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 7121.18, "end": 7123.18, "text": " play more islands"}, {"start": 7123.18, "end": 7126.18, "text": " hello boussy love the haircut today"}, {"start": 7126.18, "end": 7129.18, "text": " are you gonna join gix's league tournament"}, {"start": 7129.18, "end": 7133.18, "text": " i would love to see my goat teach the league players the right way to play"}, {"start": 7136.18, "end": 7138.18, "text": " no i won't join the tournament"}, {"start": 7138.18, "end": 7140.18, "text": " it's on maroon month days"}, {"start": 7140.18, "end": 7142.18, "text": " any other day you know"}, {"start": 7181.18, "end": 7186.780000000001, "text": " And then the wave pushes into her, I don't get it, like, how's the wave always pushing into him?"}, {"start": 7211.18, "end": 7228.860000000001, "text": " I'm gonna sit on raptors, make sure everyone can reform them."}, {"start": 7228.860000000001, "end": 7233.38, "text": " I cannot do anything to cause all these things, it literally doesn't take damage, so the best"}, {"start": 7233.38, "end": 7239.66, "text": " thing to do now is to proxy the wave and make the impact on the rest of the map."}, {"start": 7239.66, "end": 7254.22, "text": " Kassanth is moving but he doesn't procs so he's just gonna miss waves like Kassanth is"}, {"start": 7254.22, "end": 7256.22, "text": " Minus one lane here lol"}, {"start": 7265.22, "end": 7267.22, "text": " Kill him honestly"}, {"start": 7271.22, "end": 7273.22, "text": " He's gonna be dead soon"}, {"start": 7273.22, "end": 7275.22, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 7277.22, "end": 7279.22, "text": " Why can't you save me?"}, {"start": 7279.22, "end": 7286.22, "text": " XLS 12, I think we have 1000 bits, much love."}, {"start": 7286.22, "end": 7297.22, "text": " Discussing this, either out of field or lowest of masters."}, {"start": 7297.22, "end": 7300.22, "text": " This is what he just did, he's completely criminal."}, {"start": 7309.22, "end": 7335.780000000001, "text": " What your barber did this criminal off bro when I turn off the stream when I turn off"}, {"start": 7335.78, "end": 7342.36, "text": " stream bro we're gonna talk 10 15 girls in my DMs I'm gonna be dating the new"}, {"start": 7402.360000000001, "end": 7403.56, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 7404.06, "end": 7405.34, "text": " Flame and shockwave?"}, {"start": 7406.34, "end": 7407.84, "text": " What am I dying to? What?"}, {"start": 7416.26, "end": 7417.460000000001, "text": " Nice Orianna, good job."}, {"start": 7432.360000000001, "end": 7434.360000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7454.880000000001, "end": 7456.880000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7462.360000000001, "end": 7490.6, "text": " I'm trolling like what am I doing"}, {"start": 7490.6, "end": 7496.1, "text": " Man, I'm feeling for fun, like, holy shit."}, {"start": 7520.6, "end": 7524.0, "text": " I need this old stacking m1, it's not gonna be easy"}, {"start": 7524.4800000000005, "end": 7526.320000000001, "text": " We have good scaling with smolder"}, {"start": 7542.54, "end": 7546.02, "text": " Man, best I saw giga gapped, I don't know how we're done 2 dragons"}, {"start": 7550.6, "end": 7557.6, "text": " Why is vision from Avengers playing League of Legends?"}, {"start": 7580.6, "end": 7587.6, "text": " I guess I'm just way excited."}, {"start": 7610.6, "end": 7612.6, "text": " What is this a draw to do actually?"}, {"start": 7612.6, "end": 7614.6, "text": " One hand."}, {"start": 7616.6, "end": 7618.6, "text": " Kill this enter."}, {"start": 7625.6, "end": 7627.6, "text": " Is it all this hook then after you do it?"}, {"start": 7628.6, "end": 7630.6, "text": " Out of the thing?"}, {"start": 7640.6, "end": 7647.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7652.120000000001, "end": 7659.120000000001, "text": " smart"}, {"start": 7670.6, "end": 7679.400000000001, "text": " Hello Boussy, your mother should become Vandyre."}, {"start": 7679.400000000001, "end": 7687.96, "text": " Is this the upside down outfit for haircuts?"}, {"start": 7687.96, "end": 7708.84, "text": " Hi, Boris, love the streams, you are by far the best streamer on Twitch, and by the way,"}, {"start": 7708.84, "end": 7714.28, "text": " don't worry about her haircuts, I'm a lawyer, so if you need to see your barber, I can help"}, {"start": 7714.28, "end": 7716.28, "text": " you with that."}, {"start": 7716.28, "end": 7724.28, "text": " Bro, this chat will say like, your hair cut is so bad, you look like, and proceed to say like the coolest character ever in a show."}, {"start": 7724.78, "end": 7729.28, "text": " It's like, boss, your hair cut is so bad, you look like Vegeta."}, {"start": 7729.28, "end": 7736.28, "text": " Oh, okay, literally main character of Dragon Ball. Wow. Oh no."}, {"start": 7736.28, "end": 7738.28, "text": " It's like, bro."}, {"start": 7738.28, "end": 7741.28, "text": " That's a compliment, by the way. You look like Vegeta. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 7746.28, "end": 7773.28, "text": " get me out, get me out, I have no health, I'm on the travel, I'm gonna get trapped"}, {"start": 7773.28, "end": 7801.04, "text": " you look like astro boy"}, {"start": 7831.04, "end": 7838.04, "text": " I've been a hell of a shop that employs monkeys."}, {"start": 7838.04, "end": 7846.44, "text": " I look like the trap head at my local gas station begging for 5 euros to get us hair"}, {"start": 7846.44, "end": 7849.64, "text": " cut by some homeless guy."}, {"start": 7849.64, "end": 7858.64, "text": " Gabriel's worn our haircuts."}, {"start": 7888.64, "end": 7916.64, "text": " I'll get pussy."}, {"start": 7916.64, "end": 7918.64, "text": " in the winter"}, {"start": 7919.96, "end": 7921.96, "text": " should not fight here, this is a silly fight"}, {"start": 7921.96, "end": 7923.96, "text": " I don't know how to play this game"}, {"start": 7923.96, "end": 7925.96, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 7925.96, "end": 7927.96, "text": " love the way you found on hand"}, {"start": 7927.96, "end": 7929.96, "text": " not to have social interactions"}, {"start": 7929.96, "end": 7931.96, "text": " in public with that character"}, {"start": 7931.96, "end": 7933.96, "text": " genius, maybe I also need that"}, {"start": 7942.96, "end": 7944.96, "text": " oh, gils"}, {"start": 7944.96, "end": 7946.96, "text": " Gigaflame, I don't understand you"}, {"start": 7961.46, "end": 7963.46, "text": " You're the only fake champion"}, {"start": 8004.96, "end": 8009.96, "text": " I got him!"}, {"start": 8009.96, "end": 8014.96, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 8014.96, "end": 8019.96, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 8019.96, "end": 8024.96, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 8024.96, "end": 8029.96, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 8059.96, "end": 8061.96, "text": " way better you see this rat"}, {"start": 8061.96, "end": 8063.4800000000005, "text": " ace the enemy"}, {"start": 8063.4800000000005, "end": 8065.4800000000005, "text": " put one jungler on drake"}, {"start": 8065.4800000000005, "end": 8067.32, "text": " push lanes"}, {"start": 8067.32, "end": 8069.32, "text": " way better than going baron"}, {"start": 8069.32, "end": 8071.32, "text": " look at how much gold we're getting"}, {"start": 8071.32, "end": 8073.32, "text": " look at the map pressure we're having"}, {"start": 8073.32, "end": 8074.84, "text": " so good"}, {"start": 8074.84, "end": 8076.84, "text": " this is exactly what the macro should look like"}, {"start": 8076.84, "end": 8078.84, "text": " after you win a fight"}, {"start": 8078.84, "end": 8080.84, "text": " always lane push"}, {"start": 8080.84, "end": 8082.84, "text": " baron is giga fake"}, {"start": 8086.04, "end": 8088.04, "text": " what are you doing?"}, {"start": 8088.04, "end": 8092.04, "text": " You didn't actually fig, you were gonna get me. Come on."}, {"start": 8098.04, "end": 8099.04, "text": " I'm staying."}, {"start": 8113.04, "end": 8115.04, "text": " You don't mind me talking to you guys."}, {"start": 8118.04, "end": 8128.04, "text": " Oh well, I'm fine, we look at that."}, {"start": 8158.04, "end": 8171.72, "text": " I'm alive, no way."}, {"start": 8171.72, "end": 8176.68, "text": " Hey balls, despite what others say, I love the haircut."}, {"start": 8176.68, "end": 8181.16, "text": " Is your barber's name leasing by chance?"}, {"start": 8181.16, "end": 8207.96, "text": " My barbarous name is Nanna and last name of your business Nanna your business"}, {"start": 8207.960000000001, "end": 8214.960000000001, "text": " Thank you for your time, and I'll see you in the next video."}, {"start": 8237.960000000001, "end": 8266.68, "text": " It should be soon, guys."}, {"start": 8266.68, "end": 8271.64, "text": " Shane and they'll be level up with inter wrap time"}, {"start": 8273.36, "end": 8274.720000000001, "text": " Freestyle"}, {"start": 8274.720000000001, "end": 8280.960000000001, "text": " Hey, Tony Rickard from here. Do you know what a little bit of a bad way to go to shopping a deal for a test seat?"}, {"start": 8281.36, "end": 8283.68, "text": " I'm your barbier fish no sports"}, {"start": 8296.68, "end": 8299.24, "text": " I'm behind a semi-final so it's not gonna lie"}, {"start": 8299.24, "end": 8302.08, "text": " Put your hands up high and say it's two times"}, {"start": 8302.08, "end": 8304.68, "text": " It's who's right, who's right"}, {"start": 8304.68, "end": 8307.28, "text": " I have to come through cause I'm in a rush"}, {"start": 8307.28, "end": 8309.880000000001, "text": " No one's got objects but she's got a crush"}, {"start": 8309.880000000001, "end": 8312.48, "text": " Yeah, come through, I will come grab it up"}, {"start": 8312.48, "end": 8315.08, "text": " I have to take a step and grab this guy as you punch the gun"}, {"start": 8315.08, "end": 8317.28, "text": " I'm rapper with some objects and I never wanna foil it"}, {"start": 8317.28, "end": 8319.880000000001, "text": " If you have a plunger on that corner who's unclogging your toilet"}, {"start": 8319.880000000001, "end": 8322.68, "text": " Now you understand bro because I'm rapper with my cast of friends"}, {"start": 8322.68, "end": 8325.08, "text": " Stare into my eyes, I hypnotize you with a pendulum"}, {"start": 8325.08, "end": 8330.08, "text": " Yeah, I'm an Aussie, I'm just trying to bust like a rap player, it's not Christmas time, but I've got the nutcracker."}, {"start": 8330.08, "end": 8334.08, "text": " Yeah, I have to come on the mark, I come slayer, ace in claims and spades."}, {"start": 8334.08, "end": 8335.08, "text": " I ain't a player."}, {"start": 8335.08, "end": 8336.08, "text": " Look, I like to freeze it."}, {"start": 8336.08, "end": 8337.08, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 8337.08, "end": 8341.08, "text": " They're picking up random objects in the closet, and speaking of a rap."}, {"start": 8341.08, "end": 8345.08, "text": " But mate, it's insane, I'm from Australia, can't take my mother that wants a rain."}, {"start": 8345.08, "end": 8348.08, "text": " Yeah, I can't just spit quick, yeah, I'm so illegitimate."}, {"start": 8348.08, "end": 8350.08, "text": " I've got this little teddy bear, not on a picnic cake."}, {"start": 8350.08, "end": 8355.08, "text": " Yeah, I'm just rapping so smooth. My lyrics are like this Rubik's Cube."}, {"start": 8355.08, "end": 8356.08, "text": " Come on, BGZ!"}, {"start": 8356.08, "end": 8359.08, "text": " We're inside the building, that's how Sidemen do it!"}, {"start": 8359.08, "end": 8360.08, "text": " Hell yeah!"}, {"start": 8363.08, "end": 8365.08, "text": " Good on GZ, good on GZ, good on GZ."}, {"start": 8365.08, "end": 8366.08, "text": " Now wait!"}, {"start": 8366.08, "end": 8372.08, "text": " KSI, Simon, we need two Sidemen for a side quest."}, {"start": 8372.08, "end": 8375.08, "text": " Yeah, we want you to go and get two objects randomly from the crowd."}, {"start": 8375.08, "end": 8377.08, "text": " Simon going to get two objects randomly from the crowd."}, {"start": 8377.08, "end": 8381.08, "text": " pay a side to Orgets, bring them back, give them to a judge."}, {"start": 8381.08, "end": 8384.08, "text": " 15 seconds, starting now."}, {"start": 8384.08, "end": 8386.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 8386.08, "end": 8388.08, "text": " Swiming the campaign in the UK."}, {"start": 8388.08, "end": 8391.08, "text": " Swiming the fucking review."}, {"start": 8391.08, "end": 8394.08, "text": " 1-2, 1-2, 1-2."}, {"start": 8394.08, "end": 8398.08, "text": " I've got them back, giving Orgets the alicea."}, {"start": 8398.08, "end": 8400.08, "text": " Swiming them with the alicea."}, {"start": 8400.08, "end": 8402.08, "text": " 2-1."}, {"start": 8402.08, "end": 8405.08, "text": " Amanda, whichever one you choose, I'd rather sleep."}, {"start": 8405.08, "end": 8406.08, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 8406.08, "end": 8407.08, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 8407.08, "end": 8408.08, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 8408.08, "end": 8409.08, "text": " You're not changed!"}, {"start": 8409.08, "end": 8410.08, "text": " Uh-oh!"}, {"start": 8410.08, "end": 8412.08, "text": " This is not the right road, so everybody listen, see we're always unprepared."}, {"start": 8412.08, "end": 8415.08, "text": " If you've all been to Turkey, use this for your care."}, {"start": 8415.08, "end": 8419.08, "text": " Yeah, I came to have a rap so quick, I don't need a butterfly."}, {"start": 8419.08, "end": 8420.08, "text": " I can't quit."}, {"start": 8420.08, "end": 8424.08, "text": " Yeah, the reason you understand is a matter of fact, and back on the track, the color is"}, {"start": 8424.08, "end": 8426.08, "text": " black, and I really like your rap."}, {"start": 8426.08, "end": 8429.68, "text": " Kind of have a rap so quick. I don't have that. I don't need a butterfly"}, {"start": 8430.96, "end": 8435.36, "text": " Because you understand it's a matter of fact and back on the track the color is black and I really like your heart"}, {"start": 8436.4, "end": 8440.64, "text": " Yeah, we just came to a risk it. I'm not an egg. Don't beat it. You can just miss it"}, {"start": 8441.44, "end": 8443.44, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8444.96, "end": 8448.08, "text": " Let's go. I was good. It wasn't really good"}, {"start": 8449.76, "end": 8452.4, "text": " We have used the audience we have used the judges"}, {"start": 8452.4, "end": 8456.56, "text": " But we are gonna do something different for the first time we need to include two more people"}, {"start": 8456.56, "end": 8461.66, "text": " Two more people the only other two rappers in this world that we trust with our BGT lives"}, {"start": 8462.16, "end": 8464.16, "text": " PJ and..."}, {"start": 8464.88, "end": 8468.92, "text": " No, no, I got flexed on it's fucking"}, {"start": 8470.56, "end": 8475.76, "text": " It's fucking Aurora top and fucking Jo-Av of course like I should have known"}, {"start": 8477.119999999999, "end": 8479.119999999999, "text": " I should have known"}, {"start": 8479.12, "end": 8486.12, "text": " it feels like you are much happier today than the last stream is this the hair cut or are the"}, {"start": 8486.12, "end": 8494.52, "text": " allegations true that a cougar woman is handling you now a day's nice I'm dead"}, {"start": 8494.52, "end": 8501.880000000001, "text": " I think I'm taking the first three mails and literally recalling"}, {"start": 8501.880000000001, "end": 8513.800000000001, "text": " Oh nice, of course you are invading the correct side of the map, fucking stream sniper, so"}, {"start": 8513.800000000001, "end": 8518.76, "text": " disgusting, what a freak of a player."}, {"start": 8518.76, "end": 8545.76, "text": " I got ignited already, I was looking to base anyways, who am I gonna be?"}, {"start": 8575.76, "end": 8602.44, "text": " How am I fucking dead by the way I woke up for one minion"}, {"start": 8602.44, "end": 8612.44, "text": " What a shit game, perma banjo-level."}, {"start": 8632.44, "end": 8658.44, "text": " I need to broxilong."}, {"start": 8658.44, "end": 8660.44, "text": " No"}, {"start": 8688.44, "end": 8695.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8695.44, "end": 8702.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8702.44, "end": 8730.960000000001, "text": " Hmm, this won't get any easier by the way, it gets easier eventually like level 9 I can"}, {"start": 8730.960000000001, "end": 8739.92, "text": " play the game but I can't get there it's impossible. I'm just gonna perm a die feels like."}, {"start": 8745.92, "end": 8750.080000000002, "text": " I'm level five so I one shot the wave."}, {"start": 8790.960000000001, "end": 8815.220000000001, "text": " She has no... no nothing now, no school dance."}, {"start": 8815.22, "end": 8819.22, "text": " I can have all in my relay unless she uses W aggressively."}, {"start": 8845.22, "end": 8847.22, "text": " cc"}, {"start": 8865.22, "end": 8867.22, "text": " I love fucking great man"}, {"start": 8867.22, "end": 8869.22, "text": " fucking great man"}, {"start": 8875.22, "end": 8887.539999999999, "text": " I don't even know if he's worth buying Kindle again here or if he's weight, with 500 gold"}, {"start": 8887.539999999999, "end": 8888.539999999999, "text": " I get Blasting Wand."}, {"start": 8888.539999999999, "end": 8893.22, "text": " I'm sure it would have probably been better."}, {"start": 8893.22, "end": 8896.22, "text": " oh my next bee is gonna be so awkward"}, {"start": 8923.22, "end": 8925.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8942.22, "end": 8948.22, "text": " Banksy, you are the goat. But what's going on with your haircuts? Zero."}, {"start": 8953.22, "end": 8960.22, "text": " She's running bomb-plating Aurora!"}, {"start": 8960.22, "end": 8961.22, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 8961.22, "end": 8963.22, "text": " That is disgusting."}, {"start": 8970.22, "end": 8972.22, "text": " That is disgusting."}, {"start": 8973.22, "end": 8975.22, "text": " I wish it didn't suit us."}, {"start": 8983.22, "end": 8984.22, "text": " Missed."}, {"start": 8990.22, "end": 8996.22, "text": " Yeah, it would have been a lot nicer here if I didn't buy the Kindle Jam, so I could just buy Blasting one now, because now I can just buy nothing."}, {"start": 8997.22, "end": 8998.22, "text": " It's really bad."}, {"start": 9043.22, "end": 9045.22, "text": " We'll push next wave."}, {"start": 9073.22, "end": 9075.22, "text": " getting me harder than my enemies."}, {"start": 9079.22, "end": 9081.22, "text": " Killing spree."}, {"start": 9081.22, "end": 9083.22, "text": " Double kill."}, {"start": 9090.22, "end": 9092.22, "text": " Old man with a lamp."}, {"start": 9092.22, "end": 9094.22, "text": " In the circle."}, {"start": 9103.22, "end": 9115.22, "text": " I don't know why I did that, I just want to flash for that."}, {"start": 9115.22, "end": 9124.22, "text": " It's nice to be able to play though."}, {"start": 9154.22, "end": 9159.22, "text": " Oh, omni van boots."}, {"start": 9159.22, "end": 9164.22, "text": " They're a little bit fake but..."}, {"start": 9171.22, "end": 9176.22, "text": " Nice team, but my team is doing insane in the wellness game chat."}, {"start": 9176.22, "end": 9178.22, "text": " Moly moly."}, {"start": 9184.22, "end": 9191.22, "text": " nice trim balls"}, {"start": 9214.22, "end": 9224.019999999999, "text": " If I can find plant now, with chemtech map, it's lane winning."}, {"start": 9224.019999999999, "end": 9225.019999999999, "text": " Like these plants."}, {"start": 9225.019999999999, "end": 9229.5, "text": " Every time it's chemtech map early into the game, just find these fruits and use wind"}, {"start": 9229.5, "end": 9236.5, "text": " the length."}, {"start": 9240.34, "end": 9247.34, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9252.26, "end": 9259.26, "text": " Freak."}, {"start": 9259.5, "end": 9281.5, "text": " should get the shop on the fresh, lets go there"}, {"start": 9311.5, "end": 9333.7, "text": " fucking freaks in the enemy team dude absolute freaks"}, {"start": 9333.7, "end": 9356.62, "text": " You look like Magneto from X-Men series."}, {"start": 9386.62, "end": 9388.62, "text": " Our enemy has been slain."}, {"start": 9410.62, "end": 9412.62, "text": " I have item finally."}, {"start": 9413.62, "end": 9415.62, "text": " It's gonna base the take up."}, {"start": 9446.62, "end": 9471.900000000001, "text": " where's Aurora? is she opening top?"}, {"start": 9471.9, "end": 9473.9, "text": " he went rake on this sniper"}, {"start": 9476.279999999999, "end": 9478.279999999999, "text": " well, probably give guys"}, {"start": 9478.279999999999, "end": 9480.279999999999, "text": " i will win the game here"}, {"start": 9501.9, "end": 9503.9, "text": " reason to keep on keep it on"}, {"start": 9516.9, "end": 9518.9, "text": " got a base"}, {"start": 9521.9, "end": 9523.9, "text": " let's keep it open on the sand"}, {"start": 9531.9, "end": 9557.9, "text": " I'm going to take bot tower, this game will be a win just from split pushing I feel like."}, {"start": 9557.9, "end": 9586.38, "text": " I'm not going to play that anymore."}, {"start": 9586.380000000001, "end": 9588.380000000001, "text": " I need! I need that!"}, {"start": 9616.380000000001, "end": 9618.380000000001, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9618.380000000001, "end": 9623.380000000001, "text": " and"}, {"start": 9623.380000000001, "end": 9628.380000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 9628.380000000001, "end": 9635.380000000001, "text": " I think we're in a good while, still haven't found someone worthy to carry the torch."}, {"start": 9642.18, "end": 9645.18, "text": " Bang everybody."}, {"start": 9650.18, "end": 9655.18, "text": " Cause my old, so hard, conference call me now."}, {"start": 9655.18, "end": 9657.18, "text": " I have lost my death"}, {"start": 9664.18, "end": 9666.18, "text": " You're mine!"}, {"start": 9682.18, "end": 9684.18, "text": " Where's my damage?"}, {"start": 9685.18, "end": 9714.4, "text": " I'm missed."}, {"start": 9714.4, "end": 9721.4, "text": " We're doing fake objective."}, {"start": 9774.4, "end": 9781.4, "text": " Big fan of the cosplay balls, but I'm pretty sure that guy from Avatar has a blue arrow."}, {"start": 9804.4, "end": 9825.4, "text": " I'm gonna open the base."}, {"start": 9825.4, "end": 9855.24, "text": " I can't tell where I can find this."}, {"start": 9855.24, "end": 9858.24, "text": " Oh my god! Get everything!"}, {"start": 9876.74, "end": 9879.24, "text": " ULTEN! ULTEN! ULTEN!"}, {"start": 9879.24, "end": 9880.24, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 9880.24, "end": 9886.24, "text": " The wind is guys!"}, {"start": 9886.24, "end": 9901.02, "text": " The wind is!"}, {"start": 9901.02, "end": 9906.52, "text": " Just let a grown ass man have whatever haircuts he wants, chat is full of juicers nowadays,"}, {"start": 9906.52, "end": 9910.52, "text": " Go back to the fridge now, Fawcyn, laughing at you."}, {"start": 9910.52, "end": 9940.32, "text": " Well, it's a time of a professional speedrunner."}, {"start": 9940.32, "end": 9945.44, "text": " minecraft it was like a giga time"}, {"start": 9948.08, "end": 9954.36, "text": " six minutes and these guys are doing it at 14"}, {"start": 9954.36, "end": 9961.36, "text": " No flame, but I thought they were better than that."}, {"start": 9984.36, "end": 9994.36, "text": " Nice! Let's go! Let's go team!"}, {"start": 9994.36, "end": 10004.36, "text": " What am I talking about?"}, {"start": 10004.36, "end": 10008.36, "text": " You wouldn't even do it in 30 minutes bro!"}, {"start": 10008.36, "end": 10011.36, "text": " I'm in the middle of my- I like how it feels like that's all for a second."}, {"start": 10011.36, "end": 10014.6, "text": " I couldn't do it in 10 weeks if I tried"}, {"start": 10017.92, "end": 10020.42, "text": " What am I saying? Like, that's what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 10020.42, "end": 10022.42, "text": " It's a potential fight"}, {"start": 10025.76, "end": 10029.08, "text": " Because when I look at their streams, they don't look like they're bad"}, {"start": 10029.08, "end": 10032.08, "text": " So then I don't know how the game works"}, {"start": 10041.36, "end": 10057.12, "text": " Then we go in Baron."}, {"start": 10057.12, "end": 10069.880000000001, "text": " Are they on it?"}, {"start": 10069.880000000001, "end": 10071.880000000001, "text": " a fly on the Neurorace."}, {"start": 10082.240000000002, "end": 10084.240000000002, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 10092.960000000001, "end": 10094.960000000001, "text": " You're gonna make it"}, {"start": 10099.880000000001, "end": 10101.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10114.36, "end": 10116.36, "text": " Relaying they never baller"}, {"start": 10129.880000000001, "end": 10131.880000000001, "text": " got it"}, {"start": 10138.880000000001, "end": 10139.880000000001, "text": " hi"}, {"start": 10142.880000000001, "end": 10144.880000000001, "text": " oh my god we're gonna lose so darn fish"}, {"start": 10144.880000000001, "end": 10146.880000000001, "text": " oh my god what am i done"}, {"start": 10155.880000000001, "end": 10156.880000000001, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 10156.880000000001, "end": 10157.880000000001, "text": " nevermind we're good"}, {"start": 10189.880000000001, "end": 10199.560000000001, "text": " It's actually bad though, we're giving enemy a low free farm, then we also outscale them"}, {"start": 10199.560000000001, "end": 10210.560000000001, "text": " so I'm not really worried."}, {"start": 10210.56, "end": 10217.34, "text": " I did to go for both every time I watch your stream. I get the jeal in your barber hates you"}, {"start": 10240.56, "end": 10242.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10250.24, "end": 10252.24, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 10270.56, "end": 10288.6, "text": " I usually don't mind the haircuts, but this one has got to be the absolute worst one"}, {"start": 10288.6, "end": 10289.6, "text": " yet."}, {"start": 10289.6, "end": 10304.800000000001, "text": " That's fine, I didn't get the haircut for you."}, {"start": 10304.800000000001, "end": 10313.2, "text": " I didn't get the haircut for you."}, {"start": 10313.2, "end": 10318.720000000001, "text": " I style my hair and everything else so that the husk will find me attractive."}, {"start": 10318.72, "end": 10328.22, "text": " Not that you fucking 25 year old man will like me, I don't care about your opinion, bro, I do this for the huss."}, {"start": 10343.72, "end": 10344.72, "text": " Well, here."}, {"start": 10348.72, "end": 10359.84, "text": " Hey Vladimir, you are absolutely stunning like this, I feel like if you've empowered"}, {"start": 10359.84, "end": 10361.84, "text": " you may use one shot"}, {"start": 10361.84, "end": 10391.52, "text": " I will die, no tog, I will get the pack down."}, {"start": 10391.52, "end": 10395.960000000001, "text": " You're trashed by the way, never pick Maxan away from me again. You cannot play that champion"}, {"start": 10401.92, "end": 10404.36, "text": " Nice clean game, so I'm talking about"}, {"start": 10404.36, "end": 10420.400000000001, "text": " Hi Deque."}, {"start": 10420.400000000001, "end": 10433.2, "text": " Yeah, you're right, let's continue watching the rap."}, {"start": 10433.2, "end": 10435.0, "text": " they weren't done yet."}, {"start": 10435.0, "end": 10436.0, "text": " Jump game!"}, {"start": 10436.0, "end": 10437.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10437.0, "end": 10438.0, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10438.0, "end": 10442.0, "text": " Come on, come on, come on!"}, {"start": 10442.0, "end": 10443.0, "text": " All right, guys."}, {"start": 10443.0, "end": 10447.0, "text": " So, to the first part of our..."}, {"start": 10447.0, "end": 10448.0, "text": " We've got the audience."}, {"start": 10448.0, "end": 10449.0, "text": " We've got the judges."}, {"start": 10449.0, "end": 10450.0, "text": " We now have our two rappers."}, {"start": 10450.0, "end": 10451.0, "text": " We're going to include the audience at home."}, {"start": 10451.0, "end": 10458.0, "text": " We've got the viewers being part of the Savvy Final, for an interactive, interactive experience."}, {"start": 10458.0, "end": 10463.0, "text": " What we've done is got the audience to send in their photos from home, a little bit more"}, {"start": 10463.0, "end": 10465.44, "text": " about the wisdom information about themselves."}, {"start": 10465.44, "end": 10467.84, "text": " And in deck, what you are gonna do"}, {"start": 10467.84, "end": 10470.84, "text": " is select some random photos on the pile"}, {"start": 10470.84, "end": 10473.52, "text": " and put them up on the board behind us,"}, {"start": 10473.52, "end": 10475.16, "text": " two at a time."}, {"start": 10475.16, "end": 10476.64, "text": " Now, we haven't say this before"}, {"start": 10476.64, "end": 10478.44, "text": " and deck haven't say this before."}, {"start": 10478.44, "end": 10479.6, "text": " We don't know what's coming,"}, {"start": 10479.6, "end": 10482.12, "text": " so let's get ready to rumble!"}, {"start": 10483.52, "end": 10484.36, "text": " All right, Chuck!"}, {"start": 10484.36, "end": 10486.24, "text": " I should have something in my picture."}, {"start": 10486.24, "end": 10488.04, "text": " It's a missing road, I'd rather like a weapon"}, {"start": 10488.04, "end": 10489.48, "text": " if I am correct, I'd just admit,"}, {"start": 10489.48, "end": 10490.48, "text": " Otus and that's Aylin."}, {"start": 10490.48, "end": 10491.68, "text": " I mean, Alina, that's the reason"}, {"start": 10491.68, "end": 10495.56, "text": " I'm round the window feature going under when I need it for a truncheon up in London"}, {"start": 10495.56, "end": 10499.86, "text": " So let me just wind it back into a new free you cool cheese from black pole sets up to"}, {"start": 10499.86, "end": 10505.36, "text": " Jody because I'm crazy bro, but even though I played his flows I thought Dublin was under like a left-recorner rainbow"}, {"start": 10505.36, "end": 10510.64, "text": " Ah, now I ain't really just scaredy-ah, that's a Jack Russell, not a Steffordshire terrier"}, {"start": 10510.76, "end": 10515.56, "text": " Yeah, I have to rap, but I'm guessing it best. I'm bringing rap part for Flat White's his white dress"}, {"start": 10515.56, "end": 10520.4, "text": " Yeah, now I'm just spitting my thoughts. This is the first time I've seen a Welsh astronaut"}, {"start": 10520.4, "end": 10523.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna wrap all over this good"}, {"start": 10550.4, "end": 10552.4, "text": " Like this"}, {"start": 10580.4, "end": 10584.92, "text": " You understand the city because I'm traveling at the very number represent the niki that he's the best because you never be better"}, {"start": 10585.8, "end": 10587.8, "text": " Yes, you fell a story"}, {"start": 10600.32, "end": 10602.32, "text": " That was fire"}, {"start": 10610.4, "end": 10612.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10612.4, "end": 10614.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10614.4, "end": 10616.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10637.32, "end": 10642.64, "text": " So much to unpack with that but ultimately I think you guys are a breath of fresh air"}, {"start": 10642.64, "end": 10647.24, "text": " And I personally would love to see something like this in the final"}, {"start": 10647.32, "end": 10652.08, "text": " You're so skillful at what you do and actually out of all the acts. There's so much risk in this"}, {"start": 10652.64, "end": 10655.039999999999, "text": " There's only two a point that you can prepare for this"}, {"start": 10655.039999999999, "end": 10660.48, "text": " But ultimately you've got to be quick thinking on the ball and you were on the money tonight, so I applaud you"}, {"start": 10660.48, "end": 10662.48, "text": " I loved it"}, {"start": 10667.48, "end": 10670.8, "text": " My god, I mean my mom and dad love you you've gone"}, {"start": 10672.64, "end": 10676.84, "text": " The ages everything that comes out of your mouth makes sense. It's funny. It's sharp"}, {"start": 10677.84, "end": 10679.84, "text": " clever and"}, {"start": 10679.84, "end": 10682.72, "text": " We have to remember that this is a prize apart from the money"}, {"start": 10682.72, "end": 10688.68, "text": " It's on the Royal variety show how brilliant would it be to shake that show up with something like this"}, {"start": 10692.64, "end": 10698.279999999999, "text": " I feel like you could get his majesty in there. Yeah do a bit of wrapping with King Charles"}, {"start": 10698.28, "end": 10700.28, "text": " He's got the decorations ready, guys."}, {"start": 10700.28, "end": 10701.28, "text": " I would love that."}, {"start": 10702.28, "end": 10703.28, "text": " What did you think, Simon?"}, {"start": 10703.28, "end": 10711.28, "text": " You did really, really well first time, and actually your numbers online went through the roof."}, {"start": 10711.28, "end": 10713.28, "text": " I wasn't expecting it to be that big."}, {"start": 10714.28, "end": 10717.28, "text": " And the way you've gone through that is really smart."}, {"start": 10717.28, "end": 10720.28, "text": " You know, the fact that you interact with the audience."}, {"start": 10720.28, "end": 10722.28, "text": " Unfortunately, chat, I got into game."}, {"start": 10722.28, "end": 10737.04, "text": " game and unfortunately number two I have to I will not be support you look like"}, {"start": 10737.04, "end": 10738.92, "text": " Chris Hemsworth with this hair cut"}, {"start": 10738.92, "end": 10740.92, "text": " Thank you man."}, {"start": 10740.92, "end": 10747.92, "text": " Welcome to summer's ring."}, {"start": 10747.92, "end": 10756.92, "text": " Minions has spawned."}, {"start": 10756.92, "end": 10783.92, "text": " I'm gonna have losing bot lane so I gotta lock in and actually win carry."}, {"start": 10783.92, "end": 10790.92, "text": " let's get this party started"}, {"start": 10790.92, "end": 10797.92, "text": " party started"}, {"start": 10809.08, "end": 10816.08, "text": " a lot of damage here"}, {"start": 10820.92, "end": 10822.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10850.92, "end": 10857.92, "text": " I'm gonna make him lose a plate."}, {"start": 10880.92, "end": 10882.92, "text": " He's gonna miss his entire wave"}, {"start": 10889.92, "end": 10891.92, "text": " So am I"}, {"start": 10893.92, "end": 10895.92, "text": " So fucking hard to farm then"}, {"start": 10910.92, "end": 10928.32, "text": " I'm gonna try and clear the cannon away without dying, he doesn't have sum so he should be"}, {"start": 10928.32, "end": 10929.32, "text": " free."}, {"start": 10929.32, "end": 10934.32, "text": " Also full mana, full health, and Bowshaar's Raijinin is there."}, {"start": 10959.32, "end": 10967.32, "text": " An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 10972.32, "end": 10974.32, "text": " Time to roll out the barrel."}, {"start": 10976.32, "end": 10981.32, "text": " An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain."}, {"start": 10982.32, "end": 10983.32, "text": " Double kill."}, {"start": 10989.32, "end": 10991.32, "text": " Hey, Sub."}, {"start": 10996.32, "end": 11002.32, "text": " Why isn't there more Briar and Lele a game playing high-hello? Instead, we gotta watch this beer belly."}, {"start": 11003.32, "end": 11005.32, "text": " Below X-Piper, finger sub."}, {"start": 11012.32, "end": 11015.32, "text": " Beer belly's golden, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 11019.32, "end": 11042.92, "text": " That's minus one right there."}, {"start": 11042.92, "end": 11044.44, "text": " Broke it away Finch!"}, {"start": 11044.44, "end": 11045.94, "text": " Broke it away!"}, {"start": 11045.94, "end": 11056.9, "text": " this gameplay is so cringe like wait you can't live by the way hit me guys"}, {"start": 11057.78, "end": 11063.78, "text": " you have to be here like straight up look my man if I'm gonna I'm gonna try and"}, {"start": 11063.78, "end": 11067.78, "text": " go for next wave he can just ult me and run me down with ghosts but I think I"}, {"start": 11067.78, "end": 11074.02, "text": " can live it if I play well and then I get his ult out of the way"}, {"start": 11082.74, "end": 11088.62, "text": " I'll get his ghost that's gonna find a good guy"}, {"start": 11088.62, "end": 11091.62, "text": " I'm dead. I'm dead."}, {"start": 11099.62, "end": 11103.62, "text": " Gotta go send ulti, so I can see where it's going."}, {"start": 11118.62, "end": 11125.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11148.62, "end": 11162.1, "text": " I'm gonna try and proxy again, please don't kill me."}, {"start": 11162.1, "end": 11175.86, "text": " Alright, where is Diana, I need to find her."}, {"start": 11175.86, "end": 11186.86, "text": " up in 20, 25. I can look for mid gank after this wave. She's bot. I could TP, huh?"}, {"start": 11186.86, "end": 11188.86, "text": " I don't know what to do with this"}, {"start": 11216.86, "end": 11223.86, "text": " Small little tax."}, {"start": 11246.86, "end": 11268.1, "text": " oh the fuck the champ is so disgusting leopie like fuck off"}, {"start": 11268.1, "end": 11275.1, "text": " I'm staying."}, {"start": 11328.1, "end": 11358.02, "text": " I don't like Joao, because he gets high damage, but I don't like Joao, because he gets high"}, {"start": 11358.02, "end": 11361.9, "text": " by ghosting and stream sniping and then when I get them in my team I have no"}, {"start": 11361.9, "end": 11368.54, "text": " I have a low master high diamond player on my team who can't use his sheets"}, {"start": 11368.54, "end": 11371.54, "text": " that he normally do in games"}, {"start": 11388.02, "end": 11392.02, "text": " FF this game, please FF"}, {"start": 11478.02, "end": 11485.02, "text": " What is this auto-truldiom 4 hearts stuck by the air you're going to blow?"}, {"start": 11508.02, "end": 11533.02, "text": " Why is her hair trying to gale force off your head?"}, {"start": 11533.02, "end": 11556.02, "text": " Can't play the game, it's impossible man."}, {"start": 11586.02, "end": 11589.82, "text": " And if this stream is rage bait or goomba"}, {"start": 11600.060000000001, "end": 11602.060000000001, "text": " Oh proof the ultimate"}, {"start": 11603.460000000001, "end": 11606.42, "text": " Gain giga stars for 50 seconds"}, {"start": 11607.300000000001, "end": 11611.02, "text": " It's interesting by the way, generally off the champion"}, {"start": 11612.82, "end": 11614.82, "text": " It's so braindead as well"}, {"start": 11616.02, "end": 11626.02, "text": " Just click garen you can't lose."}, {"start": 11626.02, "end": 11630.02, "text": " I can't play the game, Diana is cut playing 20% or so."}, {"start": 11646.02, "end": 11666.68, "text": " at least we're winning bot, oh wait we have go out, so he's completely lost, he's giga"}, {"start": 11696.68, "end": 11703.68, "text": " Looks like Barbara didn't get Aegis of Valor this time."}, {"start": 11703.68, "end": 11705.68, "text": " I'm a jungler, so 3 levels down in the jungle."}, {"start": 11705.68, "end": 11707.68, "text": " I can even build 3 levels down in the jungle role."}, {"start": 11707.68, "end": 11709.68, "text": " That's even possible."}, {"start": 11816.68, "end": 11821.68, "text": " I'm in my team with Grafamsa on the killing end"}, {"start": 11846.68, "end": 11848.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11862.7, "end": 11864.7, "text": " Know x-finger sub"}, {"start": 11906.68, "end": 11908.68, "text": " He has all the skill already, how long we will"}, {"start": 11936.68, "end": 11956.92, "text": " can i like not tpr?"}, {"start": 11956.92, "end": 11958.92, "text": " I'm not gonna get flamed, I don't"}, {"start": 11981.92, "end": 11983.92, "text": " My leek is loose"}, {"start": 12016.92, "end": 12041.92, "text": " I would like to level up for mana."}, {"start": 12041.92, "end": 12055.12, "text": " I just didn't think I could handle that."}, {"start": 12071.92, "end": 12100.92, "text": " I'm going top, good luck to you now."}, {"start": 12100.92, "end": 12102.92, "text": " Top, good luck team!"}, {"start": 12130.92, "end": 12145.8, "text": " Oh so much gold oh my god yes yes very nice"}, {"start": 12160.92, "end": 12189.92, "text": " I can take full tower, it's quite easy to play the game, I'm B, I'm gonna go blot now."}, {"start": 12189.92, "end": 12191.92, "text": " Oh, yeah, Pulse Shading."}, {"start": 12206.24, "end": 12209.24, "text": " They have Vladimir, Sin, Cery, Scaling."}, {"start": 12210.24, "end": 12212.74, "text": " We have Gragas, Taissa."}, {"start": 12212.74, "end": 12213.74, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12213.74, "end": 12215.74, "text": " Ekko is fine, he also is good."}, {"start": 12217.24, "end": 12218.74, "text": " He's actually winnable."}, {"start": 12219.92, "end": 12223.92, "text": " I think I'm gonna try and flash combo Sery, then they're for late 2 and Yasuo can carry."}, {"start": 12226.92, "end": 12228.92, "text": " I don't have a ward for the Faleight here."}, {"start": 12229.92, "end": 12230.92, "text": " Very scary."}, {"start": 12249.92, "end": 12278.92, "text": " I stopped him."}, {"start": 12308.92, "end": 12310.92, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 12310.92, "end": 12333.92, "text": " Why am I getting paid if you just thought she'd fight?"}, {"start": 12333.92, "end": 12337.26, "text": " Put your barber on the top 10 most wanted list."}, {"start": 12337.26, "end": 12342.26, "text": " This guy is a terrorist. In talking UN sanctions, take him to the Hague."}, {"start": 12348.26, "end": 12349.26, "text": " Steal the Deco."}, {"start": 12363.26, "end": 12364.26, "text": " That's terrible."}, {"start": 12364.26, "end": 12366.26, "text": " He's dead for Drake as well."}, {"start": 12367.26, "end": 12372.800000000001, "text": " absolute in there like I don't want to be the zero eight guy to call people out"}, {"start": 12372.800000000001, "end": 12377.86, "text": " for anything but this equis actually my game I'm not even kidding I'm not even"}, {"start": 12377.86, "end": 12382.380000000001, "text": " kidding this egg was in the main like straight up"}, {"start": 12397.26, "end": 12404.26, "text": " I've been sorghumed."}, {"start": 12427.26, "end": 12443.300000000001, "text": " You're gonna get me!"}, {"start": 12443.300000000001, "end": 12444.9, "text": " What is this guy doing to me?"}, {"start": 12444.9, "end": 12448.7, "text": " How is this guy here too?"}, {"start": 12448.7, "end": 12455.7, "text": " i should have run out top lane i guess"}, {"start": 12465.720000000001, "end": 12467.04, "text": " use flash"}, {"start": 12467.04, "end": 12468.76, "text": " flash or an empty kill"}, {"start": 12468.76, "end": 12472.36, "text": " you're done or something"}, {"start": 12472.36, "end": 12477.2, "text": " your hair cut inspires me to not go outside thanks Halsey"}, {"start": 12477.2, "end": 12482.2, "text": " I think all the women would non-stop go talking with you, that scares me in the real."}, {"start": 12567.2, "end": 12577.2, "text": " I'll kill those haircuts this time."}, {"start": 12577.2, "end": 12602.800000000001, "text": " get fucked all of you get fucked shit on"}, {"start": 12632.800000000001, "end": 12639.800000000001, "text": " we have soul coming up this game is f**ked"}, {"start": 12662.800000000001, "end": 12667.800000000001, "text": " You want some too?"}, {"start": 12667.800000000001, "end": 12670.800000000001, "text": " Come on, come on!"}, {"start": 12670.800000000001, "end": 12674.800000000001, "text": " Okay, since no R, this gotta be worth it, by the way, this has to be worth it."}, {"start": 12674.800000000001, "end": 12676.800000000001, "text": " I'm not for dragging with TP."}, {"start": 12676.800000000001, "end": 12679.800000000001, "text": " Diana is not, just don't int it now, please."}, {"start": 12681.800000000001, "end": 12683.800000000001, "text": " Nice for GA."}, {"start": 12684.800000000001, "end": 12686.800000000001, "text": " Don't die, please."}, {"start": 12686.800000000001, "end": 12688.800000000001, "text": " Wow, looking."}, {"start": 12692.800000000001, "end": 12722.240000000002, "text": " next item is like"}, {"start": 12722.24, "end": 12724.24, "text": " like, spanishes maybe then"}, {"start": 12741.24, "end": 12743.24, "text": " we're giving this burn for sure, right?"}, {"start": 12752.24, "end": 12772.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12832.68, "end": 12839.54, "text": " Like shout he he goes to high elo by ghosting and stream sniping and then I get him in my team"}, {"start": 12839.62, "end": 12845.76, "text": " There's no streamers on the enemy team. I lose the game because he's not he's not supposed to be in this elo"}, {"start": 12846.18, "end": 12848.5, "text": " Like he's he doesn't deserve to be in this elo"}, {"start": 12848.5, "end": 12853.04, "text": " So then I just lose the game because he's trying to snipe me and then I get him in my team"}, {"start": 12853.04, "end": 12855.7, "text": " Then it's a loose lose if I get him in enemy team"}, {"start": 12855.7, "end": 12859.26, "text": " He's sniping me if I get him my team he has no one to snipe"}, {"start": 12859.26, "end": 12865.7, "text": " so it's just a loose loose like there's nothing to do about it at least if he was"}, {"start": 12865.7, "end": 12873.1, "text": " like ghosting I don't know I don't know but you I play every day five games with"}, {"start": 12873.1, "end": 12878.94, "text": " this fucking idiot and it's like you can't it's so we'll get the next time"}, {"start": 12878.94, "end": 12883.94, "text": " it's so shit again your pet cow has licked your hair"}, {"start": 12889.26, "end": 12891.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12900.34, "end": 12902.34, "text": " Extreme helmet game"}, {"start": 12919.26, "end": 12940.74, "text": " I got a pretty bad haircut yesterday, but after opening up your stream I went back and ticked him"}, {"start": 12940.74, "end": 12954.26, "text": " Mike Banny owns his spotlight with memory from cats."}, {"start": 12954.26, "end": 12956.26, "text": " semi-finals BJT 2026"}, {"start": 12984.26, "end": 12991.26, "text": " the time I knew what happiness"}, {"start": 12991.26, "end": 12993.26, "text": " Wow, he's good at that."}, {"start": 12993.26, "end": 12996.26, "text": " memory"}, {"start": 12996.26, "end": 13001.26, "text": " leave again"}, {"start": 13006.26, "end": 13007.26, "text": " here"}, {"start": 13037.26, "end": 13044.26, "text": " Wow! Look at that voice!"}, {"start": 13067.26, "end": 13071.26, "text": " I couldn't miss the scene of training as much as I do."}, {"start": 13071.26, "end": 13073.26, "text": " Don't you ever do that."}, {"start": 13073.26, "end": 13075.26, "text": " Keep doing the training for yourself."}, {"start": 13075.26, "end": 13076.26, "text": " I'm not doing it."}, {"start": 13076.26, "end": 13078.26, "text": " I just can't make myself appreciate it."}, {"start": 13097.26, "end": 13099.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13110.74, "end": 13112.74, "text": " Was really really good"}, {"start": 13127.26, "end": 13132.86, "text": " I love your audition. I think the tone of your voice is"}, {"start": 13134.380000000001, "end": 13135.82, "text": " Beautiful and I love your diction"}, {"start": 13135.82, "end": 13141.62, "text": " I can always hear every single word you're singing which is good because so many singers sort of slur over the words"}, {"start": 13142.06, "end": 13147.42, "text": " I'm gonna be honest and say as much as I love cats and I love that song. I'm not sure"}, {"start": 13147.42, "end": 13162.42, "text": " I think that you did much better in the middle of it when you started hitting those higher notes."}, {"start": 13162.42, "end": 13168.42, "text": " And then the command you have and the presence you have on stage is phenomenal."}, {"start": 13168.42, "end": 13175.42, "text": " But I would say that tonight that song choice, even though I'm a massive musical theatre fan, that just wasn't there."}, {"start": 13177.42, "end": 13179.42, "text": " I thought it was great."}, {"start": 13179.42, "end": 13181.42, "text": " I thought it was great."}, {"start": 13183.42, "end": 13185.42, "text": " Of course, K-Side for this one."}, {"start": 13185.42, "end": 13187.42, "text": " K-Side likes everything it feels like."}, {"start": 13188.42, "end": 13190.42, "text": " A fantastic voice."}, {"start": 13190.42, "end": 13194.42, "text": " And, oh my god, I had goosebumps when you were hearing those high notes."}, {"start": 13196.42, "end": 13198.42, "text": " I thought it was fantastic."}, {"start": 13198.42, "end": 13202.42, "text": " There's just something about you that I really adore."}, {"start": 13202.42, "end": 13205.42, "text": " And everything about the way you present yourself, your performance,"}, {"start": 13205.42, "end": 13207.42, "text": " It's just so wholesome and lovely"}, {"start": 13212.62, "end": 13218.34, "text": " Once you got into fifth gear you were soaring and you were in your element and you sounded beautiful"}, {"start": 13224.54, "end": 13231.9, "text": " Yeah, which I was very first audition I heard so many great things about you and everyone was important this I"}, {"start": 13231.9, "end": 13237.9, "text": " I heard so many amazing stories from the crew about what a great person you are."}, {"start": 13237.9, "end": 13244.9, "text": " And I think your story is so interesting that you've always been in the back, now you want to be at the front."}, {"start": 13244.9, "end": 13246.9, "text": " That's awesome, I'm getting into game."}, {"start": 13252.9, "end": 13255.9, "text": " Hi baboons, hope you are doing fine."}, {"start": 13255.9, "end": 13258.9, "text": " M'lady shot M'lady mods."}, {"start": 13258.9, "end": 13260.9, "text": " Marco Albert, Ferisada."}, {"start": 13261.9, "end": 13263.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13263.9, "end": 13265.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13289.02, "end": 13291.02, "text": " Will fuck was that was a Caitlyn"}, {"start": 13293.9, "end": 13296.3, "text": " Welcome to Summoner's Rift."}, {"start": 13299.9, "end": 13301.9, "text": " What the fuck is that hair, bro?"}, {"start": 13303.9, "end": 13305.9, "text": " Mimmy's has spawned."}, {"start": 13311.3, "end": 13316.9, "text": " You know how 10-10 Supermodel, Victoria's Secret, you wouldn't get it."}, {"start": 13318.9, "end": 13321.9, "text": " This attracts the F.A.M.E. elite."}, {"start": 13323.9, "end": 13331.06, "text": " it's no no no stay what I said it's no no no stay hands up it's no no time"}, {"start": 13331.06, "end": 13339.859999999999, "text": " pump it pump it pump it I said no no I said no no say no no repeat after me"}, {"start": 13339.86, "end": 13349.86, "text": " And you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you."}, {"start": 13349.86, "end": 13354.86, "text": " Nice. I'm forced to commit to this shit. I'm just gonna lose my delay now."}, {"start": 13354.86, "end": 13357.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 13357.86, "end": 13364.86, "text": " How do I even do this? Do I try for second wave crash? Well, I won't even get leveled up. This is impossible now."}, {"start": 13364.86, "end": 13368.86, "text": " I'm gonna try and crash this wave."}, {"start": 13368.86, "end": 13373.86, "text": " I'm on it."}, {"start": 13373.86, "end": 13378.86, "text": " An enemy has enslaved me."}, {"start": 13378.86, "end": 13383.86, "text": " Oh, my bin's fucked."}, {"start": 13383.86, "end": 13388.86, "text": " Fight time!"}, {"start": 13388.86, "end": 13416.66, "text": " I'm going to have to go minus 20."}, {"start": 13416.66, "end": 13423.66, "text": " I'm not pushing my way though, I'm just typing."}, {"start": 13446.66, "end": 13475.66, "text": " I know why balls die so often in games, it's for the Zenkai boost."}, {"start": 13505.66, "end": 13535.6, "text": " I'm gonna base, try TP, I don't have to TP, but if I"}, {"start": 13535.6, "end": 13537.6, "text": " I don't see if he's my proxy"}, {"start": 13538.6, "end": 13540.960000000001, "text": " Can let him proxy honestly who cares"}, {"start": 13546.6, "end": 13553.6, "text": " What the fuck is this hair bro like I can't with you guys. Oh my god. How are you?"}, {"start": 13555.4, "end": 13558.92, "text": " Bro try this haircut out for bro. Just try it out for one day"}, {"start": 13558.960000000001, "end": 13564.28, "text": " Go out on the street one day with his hairstyle and you will see you will see a difference maker"}, {"start": 13565.6, "end": 13577.34, "text": " Like you really feel people glancing over and they're like girls checking you out, telling"}, {"start": 13577.34, "end": 13578.34, "text": " you."}, {"start": 13578.34, "end": 13580.34, "text": " I'm speaking from experience"}, {"start": 13603.7, "end": 13605.7, "text": " What are we doing here Sin?"}, {"start": 13605.7, "end": 13607.7, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 13608.34, "end": 13610.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13618.06, "end": 13620.06, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 13638.34, "end": 13663.34, "text": " I'm trying to farm this guy, he has some MR and ruby crystal, ruby plus ult I don't"}, {"start": 13663.34, "end": 13665.34, "text": " I'm gonna build damage"}, {"start": 13676.34, "end": 13678.34, "text": " Time to broxy!"}, {"start": 13678.34, "end": 13680.34, "text": " Broxy the wave!"}, {"start": 13723.34, "end": 13725.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13733.34, "end": 13735.34, "text": " Don't get pussy"}, {"start": 13783.34, "end": 13785.34, "text": " I have a drink."}, {"start": 13792.34, "end": 13794.34, "text": " Now that I have been slain."}, {"start": 13801.34, "end": 13803.34, "text": " Let's get this party started."}, {"start": 13843.34, "end": 13847.06, "text": " After this last haircut your barber can afford some new tunes"}, {"start": 13857.1, "end": 13859.1, "text": " They're cropped fucking thing"}, {"start": 13869.34, "end": 13871.34, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 13871.34, "end": 13879.5, "text": " fucking so tilting man so fucking tilting"}, {"start": 13901.34, "end": 13908.34, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one."}, {"start": 14021.34, "end": 14032.34, "text": " I thought you were disguised as a vampire at first, nice hair BTW Bowsie less than 3."}, {"start": 14081.34, "end": 14088.34, "text": " You're good at has been destroyed."}, {"start": 14088.34, "end": 14093.34, "text": " Good morning."}, {"start": 14093.34, "end": 14100.34, "text": " Just focus up."}, {"start": 14100.34, "end": 14105.34, "text": " We can win."}, {"start": 14135.34, "end": 14145.34, "text": " Hello. Big up Big Daddy Boussy. Had fun last night. Thank you Daddy."}, {"start": 14145.34, "end": 14152.34, "text": " Let's get this party started."}, {"start": 14195.34, "end": 14224.02, "text": " Yeah, both dive with ult is up, it's hard to win then."}, {"start": 14224.02, "end": 14226.02, "text": " My side is literally opening the base."}, {"start": 14228.18, "end": 14230.18, "text": " This guy shouldn't be paraben from the game, or..."}, {"start": 14344.02, "end": 14369.02, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14369.02, "end": 14376.02, "text": " I'm gonna bomb off."}, {"start": 14399.02, "end": 14412.78, "text": " made a silencer die and pike this was a good play"}, {"start": 14412.78, "end": 14415.86, "text": " two of our biggest enemies died at this fight"}, {"start": 14415.86, "end": 14417.86, "text": " Silas and the pike."}, {"start": 14445.86, "end": 14452.86, "text": " Let's get his party started."}, {"start": 14459.060000000001, "end": 14466.060000000001, "text": " Get him, get him, get him!"}, {"start": 14467.34, "end": 14469.66, "text": " Ok, just take dragon."}, {"start": 14469.66, "end": 14471.66, "text": " I did that last time I left the door"}, {"start": 14499.66, "end": 14501.66, "text": " You have me now I have been"}, {"start": 14501.66, "end": 14503.66, "text": " You have me now"}, {"start": 14517.66, "end": 14519.66, "text": " Need some braw"}, {"start": 14525.66, "end": 14527.66, "text": " A summoner has disconnected"}, {"start": 14527.66, "end": 14536.24, "text": " I'm gonna look my Silas rank is gonna be master and last season master"}, {"start": 14536.24, "end": 14548.96, "text": " Wow, you might not be dockshit, but why is he trolling my game then why is he running"}, {"start": 14548.96, "end": 14549.96, "text": " it down for fun"}, {"start": 14549.960000000001, "end": 14565.28, "text": " This guy is not his fault, he is out of field."}, {"start": 14565.28, "end": 14571.52, "text": " With his OPGG, where is his match history button?"}, {"start": 14571.52, "end": 14574.44, "text": " Looks fine."}, {"start": 14579.960000000001, "end": 14591.92, "text": " Guys I'm gonna call it a day now, I'm gonna head off, shit day, inting fucking teammates,"}, {"start": 14591.92, "end": 14594.960000000001, "text": " all of these guys, disgusting."}, {"start": 14594.960000000001, "end": 14596.320000000002, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 14596.320000000002, "end": 14604.28, "text": " Actually getting ran down in all of these games, I mean it's your hour, it's mostly"}, {"start": 14604.28, "end": 14607.28, "text": " He would ruin everything. He just ints me for fun."}]}