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btw, this is not a video, so it will not be screened
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So, guys, you guys say anything about my barber.
we're getting perma banned by the way
was up who kicked my
again ready for some solo queue action
bob bobbing
Billingsley, thank you for summing up.
Yo, Chad, watch this. Boom! What is that?
motherfucking challenger rank right there baby
what? you kidding me?
bro looking like he is wearing kale's helmet
I run in TFT, well TFT sucks.
Terrible game.
Horrible experience.
Let's lock in.
Karma ban
Garen, Riven, Garen, Riven
Shaco
You look so tough, thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
comment on 4 cents record what is that 1418 or something bro bro the juicer is
never beating that he's never beating that no way
if they
I'll go Aurelia deal
It's either Kale or Silas, I don't know which one
Do I have a picked at bits both of them?
Is that Kled?
I see you've been following the newest haircuts trends, Boussy.
bono dn thing for sub, appreciate it
AD or tank, I'm gonna go AD Sion
because I'm finger vs scale, so it makes more sense
oh my god his desperate mazes oh no he's fucking desperate mazes
but he's up against the boost so we'll see how this goes
There's only one man in the entire world that has taken down faker back to back.
I guess RQ here, I saw W and I can run down.
W
W
W
W
Oh you just wait, you just wait till I get some levels on you, then I won't be so nice.
Who did this to you? I want their name now. This is considered a hate crime and they will
be arrested for this. Did you ask them to leave the tip or did they
I suggest it.
Oh, what?
I feel like we're gonna farm till 1,000 gold and then she comes back with Christmas boots and then Sweden will have for me to play.
So maybe I should look to bootleg her when I hit level 4 here.
Oh, fuck!
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him,
look at him, slam you over the gang.
You know what the actual fuck is that haircuts?
This shit looks like a pussy with a cubic hair face.
In front of you in stock of the fucking ass of this bitch ass fucker, they have no idea.
lesson for you. So the baller come on baby. Come on baby. Oh shit.
Bossy why do I have a said boss, spunker, pop toy that I've never heard you mention
again after it's got released.
Nice, nice.
She's gonna try and freeze it, it's not gonna work. She still has flash, gotta keep that in mind.
She has no boots though, so I could E Ulte here and get her flash.
What's up with your mouse?
That's a flash.
A flash.
Nice hair, Alphalpha.
hat fauci
a nice haircut coming to cinemas near you
fauci, the last inter
can we stop with these jokes guys?
i'm gonna start throwing out high mounts
if we keep doing this, okay?
He's more dead!
I'll probably be here.
Boss is this a cry for help?
This kale better cry for help.
Alright, she's in big trouble here.
These are laning for Zbufius.
I love the last airbender cosplay bouncy less than 3.
Your family has to be in generational debt with your barber in order for him to be allowed
to do this to you.
Your barber have no arms
Ah, no way. Oh
Shit
I see you're in your caps up right now. This is gang Jorvan
Your haircut looks really nice and takes away from your forehead much life also shout out to land
Oh my god she's holding the wave for her only my god.
I see your haircuts is looking really sharp, don't listen to the positive comments less than 3.
Why is the McDonald's logo in the bottom left form?
Is there a sponsor happening?
oh my thank you dargon, wow
anything? no one? anyone?
bro, you guys are gonna, you guys are seriously pissing me off right now
bro, we are not CC, we're not going in, we're AFK
I'm about to- I'm gonna lose it!
You don't wanna see me angry.
You should kill your barba.
Where are you going?
Come here little bitch.
You think you're running away from me?
I get you.
Man!
I can't play the game by the way, this is unplayable, I've never seen anything like it.
My Jarvan is master.
Hi balls, that's the coolest Quinn Cosplay I have ever seen.
Can you tell Valor to jump out of your head?
Thank you for the gold delivery, if I can appreciate it.
I'm struggling a little bit this game so I appreciate the free gold.
Because you pour special dole into your head. This shit looks like a pussyfade.
Oh you're so shit!
Oh you're so fucking shit! Get fucked!
Despite what he had a free kill, he didn't see the nameplay though. Fine I guess.
I hate this waiting.
Drake is up.
I want a proxy and then roam.
I'm roaming.
We need to force this dragon right now.
This is ours.
Oh my god.
Okay, I got the dragon.
I need help
Everytime my playlists are scaled they are sonic for some reason, I don't know why
Kale's are so fast all the time
Nice
Kale did bar
Why is your hair running IT down the middle?
Literally?
Bro, this shit is gonna be hard now by the way.
Like this Kale is just completely accelerated.
of
I'm a pro, so let's go.
Watts is harder.
This game or you'll be giving you a normal fucking hair cut for once.
this guy is his f***ing devil
DIE
Kayle is farming our frags
Oh my god she's getting so fat. She's getting so fat man.
Split pushing our haircut looing the auto-filled barba looing as she is pushing back to season
one on a slimy ol' barba gang. Bro got the doohickey zigzag fade with the extra
trust the process, looked in the mirror, said yeah this looks good, and still ticked 20%.
Nice!
Nice! Good kill.
I couldn't even ult there.
I wanna save for one more.
I want to stay for one more wave and that will secure us the dragon for sure.
They could just act full and then come with ulti's, if I don't have ulti's.
You guys should stay top and push.
We gotta hurry with this dragon, or else it's cooked by the way.
We gotta hurry.
Bindness might even have TZ.
He's coming with ult, he's coming with ult!
Ah, he started it, pretty crash, lol.
We were in with Norsh realnest for 20 minutes, I wanted to see what he was doing.
your cameras on by the way
the cameras on
I was expecting something bad but this is another level, it's completely wasted I'm
Sorry guys, this is bad problem
90 sec I see, they are dead now
This one swipes everybody now
It's wrong guys, please, it's wrong
I don't think I've ever like killing him in one combo, like not really possible.
I'm going to keep it on, and I'm going to keep it on, it's so good, so good, I finally
I got rid of the mouse in my kitchen and it told me I didn't die when you killed me
I died when I saw the fucking hair cussed sash
Hey balls, how well does Stormrazor work on Crotality signs?
Stormrazor, the Stormrazor have been created. Yes, the Stormrazor have been fall at the door
They built it for the Crotality build
You don't have smite guys?
You're smiting for fight?
Oh my god, another...
I tell them, Baron is fake, I tell them, this objective is fucking fake.
We've stored it anyways.
When are people gonna learn?
One hit, one hit, come on.
Bro, another fucking barrel, like, I'm telling you, like, this is so fake.
I
Feel the actual fuck is going on on your head
Bro, I can't with the Shadda why do you think?
My my community is
Pronominally
Man, okay, I
I am not I I don't I don't get I don't style my looks according to what men like
I grow I get this for the house you don't get it you understand it
if you think I'm trying to press you know I'm trying to impress the house
I hit, I hit, I hit, he's the king.
I stopped hitting her because I thought I would have thought she would have died, and left her.
Or she must have literally been like 6% of the time, and there's no way she would have left her and finished her there.
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I'll see you guys in the next video, bye!
I
Tell them Baron is fake. I tell them in the chat Baron fake Baron fake. Don't do it
Okay, go Baron go very nice
We thought very nice
Like oh my god
She's crazy man check replay
I don't even know if he crashed into anything or if he just manually stopped it.
I
Quartz also faked the license of your bar of the Romans for sure blind.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Looking very handsome today. Thank you, thank you.
The
that hairline is trying to split push both lanes at once
well you can say whatever you want from uh... you can say whatever you want
but it's not going to affect me
bro when i walk down the street
when i walk down the street people see me
and i flash my challenge to rank
I'm walking, I'm getting a phone number, you know?
I just have this.
You're a handsome fella, but what the fuck is that hair cut?
Can I even play here? That would make sense.
You look a saunty, I think.
Holy, they dropped the full idea, there's no way.
It paid off.
Hey, Bowcy, don't listen to these haters.
I really love your hairstyle and it really suits you.
Personally, I don't agree with chat and I think you're the messy of League.
So when do I get my 100 bucks?
The only thing people see in the street is the war crime your barber committed.
Yes you probably get a phone number for a psychologist.
When you walk down the street everyone crosses to the other side.
Are you going bald?
Holy to full challenger lobby!
Everyone is challenger!
See the fun?
We don't have to be friends, but we do have to fight together.
The pact is fixed.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
It's pretty good though, you can just AFK farm and come on kill the ball with a 1v1.
This match was pretty good, you just kinda afk farm and you come and kill a ball and then you solo kill him down 6.
But Kassan is a fake champion so I gotta have to release some play to make an impact.
Bobby, please go visit Turkey and mess with him.
Okay, I already lost the lane. Hold it, fuck.
I'm fucking dead, dude.
Fire haircuts, bro.
But
That's a cool estimate
I bet 100 euros that either Jawa or Ultra instinct is your barber
I don't know what I'm doing.
Did the Barber proxy post ways and let some minions crash in the middle?
Bro told his Barber, just fuck my shit up, baiting Donos with haircuts, you shan't
to champ. Oh well I...
What am I doing?
You should start buying Doran's helm in game since you decided to wear one earl.
So this early laning phase I have 12 CS in 4 waves. That's not great.
I'm very rusty on the Sothe.
I like your hair please keep it that way.
What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield.
What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield.
What did the hairline say to both corners? I will not yield.
Is that haircut a preview to your upcoming Rammus cosplay?
I'm happy.
York Santa is as good as your haircut.
Oh my god this fucking gank man.
I'm in trouble by the way, I'm in so big trouble, I'm probably 1.5 levels done on him, he's
He's gonna come back with full item.
Next is cannon wave.
He's gonna hit level 6 on this wave, and then I'm gonna have to push a cannon wave
versus six as I'm five, can't be dumb no?
I'm just scooped
he's gonna have to hope he doesn't hit six soon
it's
Yes.
Yes flash still is really hard to play the game.
at our movie dog leap the tarot is safe
I'm gonna get flashed on here
Ah, jungle dip. It is for the days.
I don't need to get as much armor as I can this game.
Maybe we can win off of that.
He flashed when you flashed.
Oh yeah he did, he does not flash, I'm stupid.
I could have tried all in again actually.
It's not even close, by the way. It's not even fucking close.
Riot, fix your fucking barbershop. This shit is unplayable.
X9 barber.
My champ is so useless. It's disgusting.
the
the
the
the
the
I'm just giga dead
Oh guys
I'm going to be a little bit more aggressive.
I
Was you pay for that haircut
60 62 maybe
But I paid double
Can I get some health here or am I just going to get dove on cd?
No health nothing.
I had to pay the barbret double because I had an appointment yesterday that I missed
So I cannot scamp him, that didn't show up, like I showed up when I was too late.
I decided I would play for two appointments today to make up for it, it makes sense you know.
Because otherwise we could have taken another person yesterday, it makes sense.
I'm just gonna give down, but I'm so useless. I picked the most useless champion in the game.
Holy fuck my team won!
Nice!
Let's go!
we'd actually win that
I'm a vest collector this game I'm gonna buy every vest in the game
I'm not a big fan.
Hey there!
I will get them.
The good thing here is not bad, by the way, because I can use the good federation.
He's low.
I didn't expect that when we bought the show up.
No way.
Got rolling.
I'm not catching these rotations.
What kind of helmet is that on your head?
Professor Rex Lupinar
Can we talk about the haircuts?
Hundreds and hundreds of
of middle-aged men
is hating on the haircut, not a single, not even one woman has hated on the gels.
But that's a kill.
I am the woman I love the hair style.
I'm so so trust me
Oh, what the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is going on with that?
Dugs, man. Dugs.
Rona help here.
Oh you guys did this play on the drake timers, right?
Move your soul, single hand, fuck your last soul point, good job, boos.
Oh
Oh
I just cannot believe that.
Try TP or what?
Classic Baron. Try to teach these guys the lesson.
I should not be in the T, I should not be in the TPA. I should teach EOS the lesson about this fucking objective.
Rarer. Rarer game not over. Let's see if you start this.
I'm just gonna push, think he's doing great.
even it's do anything this crazy
him is doing insanely well
I go to early to dragon hair props.
We need mid wave guys.
Not bad, not bad.
That's on me.
I'm so tired of this.
You look like boss baby.
What am I doing?
goofing around, doing whatever
Alistair is pushing, is that gonna be a problem?
Nice!
I think mid lane.
I really could push here.
I forgot to join the hair cut.
Hold on! I didn't get my W.
We are so gonna lose the game by the way, I can already feel it.
I'm probably gone, but yes it is very fast.
I'm gonna go tall.
will come to me.
Please bro just cut your own hand at this point.
if we all die we lose the game guys, why are we all dead though?
I'm feeling it's clear, can I do it?
Got it. We can't have the reach by the way. We can't have the range for the powers.
And they don't have a wave. I saved it. We can't have them.
Big fill low!
Oh my god!
How am I going to die?
I'm going to fight in hell and not play.
Time to go Gragas!
Where's my Gragas when I'm looking like I feel like I only win if I go Gragas.
I don't remember lots of my lost on Gragas. It's so extreme.
I mean I lose sometimes I guess.
And then here is Wynrit, pick.
Gragas Jax.
Kledis Riliopi.
And then Relya Lokenlack.
41% start at bad.
Fresh cut ballsy, your mom did that.
nice they banned gragas and jacks you are kidding me these freaks you already know it's both
of them probably
day three hundred and seventy two of asking balls for a kiss
to lick your fingers up
result
We did kind of band-hold my AP champions the only thing I've left is show cannon
I see what I'm up against.
It's kind of good where's this team comp, feels like I'll be a little bit empty soon.
But I mean, my entire champion pool is gone, like Gragas is gone, I don't know what to
play any more.
Sion, Sion, Sion in the big 2026.
Hey boofers, I'm a thick Latina baddie, you're looking slick with that new haircut.
Oh, thank you. Appreciate it.
Let's do it!
Welcome to Summoner's Rift!
Man goes to Barba. Says his hair is going away. Says haircuts only make things worse.
Barba says, the solution is simple. Balls FFS is streaming tonight. Go look at his hair cut, that will cheer you up.
Man bursts into tears. But Barba, I am Balls FFS.
First blood cut.
First blood cut.
Motherfucker got that Dracula flow cut.
Cat, you don't understand, when you're the boss, the messy of league, a sex gob, and
every single day hundreds of women are begging to have sex with you.
Sometimes you have to nerf yourself with a hair cut.
You can't handle the neem drone style.
I heard that I play range top lane, I always miss cannon on first lane for some reason.
This doesn't work anymore, people have caught on.
Oh my god.
How much do I need to donate to witness a single Tom Kench game?
playing a wave fair epic champion.
Doran's helm in real life.
Percoss.
AI generator top laner, he has 10 cs at 4 minutes, he's AI generator, it is really
this.
He's gonna sit on tower, play safe all game long, no interaction, wait for ganks.
like this are freaks by the way I can't stand
oh hi behind the tower oh wait Sahin you just took
250 damage careful careful you took 150 damage going careful careful careful
Sheep all
Got him in it
Oh my god guys, oh my god guys.
and
I'm about trading
get him get him like oh my god wow
At least we're winning both, oh wait.
The enemy has been slain.
Is here half health come barb please come
The skill of your life
Oh my god, oh my god
Like what are you you're spam pinging man like why are you pinging me and then you just bitch
I can't, I can't, I can't. Please don't come top again, oh well.
I'm ready to just play my lane 1v1 and actually play it smart, then having to force these dark shit dives constantly.
I'm gonna miss this all bad.
I'm dead.
enemies actually freaks, bans the fucking ragas, this jackspan is understandable because
He's picking Sahil so obviously he's gonna ban Jax. I get that. No offense to the Sahil, he's chill, but probably the rail or the poppins are free.
And he has fucking target banned my Gragas and then end up fucking permacamping me. Freak fucking behavior, man.
Let's do it!
You owe my Vaba lost a bet before touching my head looking dude.
One bang hanging down your face like it's trying to escape the rest of the haircut before the authorities arrive.
You look like an anime side character that got rejected.
100% AI generated player by the way.
He's got 5 CSs a minute.
The barber asked him what kind of cut he wanted and he showed his barber a picture of Irelia
I'm using Q.
Oh my god, oh my god, I can run on this thing.
Oh my god, what the fuck is up with this?
One comes again. Yeah, I die. Shocker.
this shot thinks to go to move
did you barbie yell solo burlo after he was done
bro this shot thinks the best move is to look like everybody else
bro what women love, what the house love is someone who stands out
someone that looks different, someone that looks unique from the rest
there's 7 billion people in the world you want to be like everyone else
77 CS like this one talking about
I just want to interact with me, the entire game though, give it a bit of breadth of all.
I had to use ulti, I'm really bad, I want to have a fucking dragon, it's giga troll of
meet having two of them
I'm TPing top, good luck to you.
I'm not sure if this is the right way to do it.
I think it was useless.
Why would we not help pygmy on the dragon, by the way?
It's a mess.
Guys, look at my W stacks.
That's four, but it's not.
Look.
Never mind what I said.
I have Shadowflame, should be.
I think I have an angle mid here.
I'm gonna show you.
From base, huh?
I'm just, I'm just wanking over here, I'm not doing nothing.
I need Void stuff this game.
And now I have to slay you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're serious!
I get fucking banned, stahp, man!
I can guarantee you it was the red who banned Dragas, by the way.
Like, I can guarantee it.
Your turret has been destroyed.
So when are you just gonna give up and go there?
Where would I?
They're all top by the way.
This is all forced, I'm late as well.
Not bad.
I see her in the horror I guess.
She didn't do anything to me.
Oh, never mind.
I am throttling
Cables long time fan. I just tuned in is that haircut real or is it just a clip farm?
Seems like you're going down a dark path
It's like I'm going for like a bad boy type of style.
I just think there's like bad boys.
See here cut flawlessly surely you'll try bald soon enough FRFR.
I won't speak, like this team is so fucking shit.
A bad boy from 1800s Transylvania.
I'm going bot I think.
I need one more wave, I think I might die on the wave.
I will not TP to the Baron without ulti.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm going to sit in the middle.
I hit, I hit, I hit!
Ooh, am I opening here?
That's a straight battle, you know.
It's gonna be down for a little bit.
Did enemy do baron and lose the game for it, shocker?
Have you seen that one before?
I'm lost.
It's your barber.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
You gave me exactly what I wanted.
He has destroyed the thing
I have to flash for the man
Good
the
I'm coming.
I found the F.L.A.S.H.
this is useless
self-done, i have self-done his bait, special cannon
come on man you know my girl beyond here, the cut's too tough
come on man you know my girl is on here the cat is too tough I thank you man
and sorry sorry didn't mean to steal your girl like that
I can't believe Bors misses Prowler's claw so much he got his barber to cut his hair into its shape
What kind of guy is he?
I don't think he's in the middle of the grass.
I think we killed the scero pot
Are they only in the safe shop?
I'm just gonna keep pushing
Holy fuck team, fucking inters, fucking inters man, like, I gotta buy banshees to try and
defend this I guess.
They still have exhaust.
Get the fucking minion!
Barber's so boosted, you're so boosted.
This guy mealtes.
There's no winning this.
I was free win if my bar doesn't troll and if my nephew doesn't troll, but oh well.
Look, AI generated, Saehin by the way, he's literally AI generated.
Can't believe I lost this.
on the real.
Hi, Deque.
Can they even snipe me anymore am I not too high elo for them?
Bro how the fuck is Uldra insting grandmaster by the way, how is he even grandmaster? He is the worst player on the server
Oh nice, I'm gonna get it, watch this, this is, think, think, it could like honestly
only beer anger by the way
i'm not kidding
it's a top laner then i guess
next thing got released absolutely fire cut messy give me your barbers number so i
avoid him
clad is shurima right
is noxious
is renekton?
what's set release before or after clad?
way, way long after
did you guys see these champs like that way? did you see this?
enemy soup
did you saw that as well right? enemy soup
or enemy second pick was hovering scion
for like 10 seconds
I'm gonna hover scion
and then in the last second
He started swapping between Nodly and Soraka to actually pick his champion, but I don't think he managed to pick.
So he ended up botching the game.
What a clown.
What a clown.
Mine is for the help of that guy, whoever that is.
Top laner with no mana. This does not even exist like...
is rex i consider is a jungler right?
That it could be a
Ganalu Moe
That was just a guess
That looks like a little blank
...
...
Naila?
W?
Oh, there.
way
Ertere tere tere Lasha told versus were dance. Oh
Now hold on
How well did I do here that is the question
Like six to four four six eight seven seven two five seven two
Did you poop on the floor of the barbershop before the haircut?
Finally a game of Gragas.
will counter me but it's a fake champion so it doesn't matter.
your boss nights are cut faggiband appreciate it
I
No, I don't really play Champus, I can use it.
Haha, WTF is that thing on your head. WTF does Sweden hairstyle is to even do for a living, in disgust in every aspect.
Did you ask your barber to style your hair before you left?
Let's get this party started.
He's doing the same thing, but I'm taking way more damage cuz I'm not fucking Casante.
Oh my god, he did the same thing.
Oh shit, I'm in trouble.
What is he doing though?
Wait, what?
He's over cooking I feel like.
Oh my god his wave is so fast.
What the fuck?
What is his wave state?
Stay out
And I'm pushing into me anyways, very nice
My way
Rock
Bad
Double kill, let's go team!
You wouldn't get so much hit by a crack as to be done with something.
I would be embarrassing.
I need to be.
And now I'm going to proxy, and then I'm going to interact with Cassanti again.
But I gotta push this wave, it might be danger, like a gank you know.
He's also said draw on Ike-san, they did very low damage.
I'm so out that way.
Bye!
Yo, Bones looking cute today.
Oh, thank you.
Angel...
Angel 24. Thank you.
excels 12, fangirl 5, gift is sams, marshland, fangirl excels
appreciate that a lot, thank you
time to proc see, proc get away
Let's get it party started
Can they drag us gank in a fury? It's gonna hard now. Maybe it's proxies other way than be
We'll be another time
I don't vision here, by the way
I'm sending it. I don't care
ULTI! ULTI!
Oriana?
I had the ball on me! The ball was on me!
That was a triple though.
Nice!
Nice! Nice, let's go!
She put the ball on me, I go into the five of them, but there she doesn't press on.
What's the- what's the- what's the- what are we...
Are we drunk or something?
Or didn't work earlier, no idea why, sorry.
That's okay.
play more islands
hello boussy love the haircut today
are you gonna join gix's league tournament
i would love to see my goat teach the league players the right way to play
no i won't join the tournament
it's on maroon month days
any other day you know
And then the wave pushes into her, I don't get it, like, how's the wave always pushing into him?
I'm gonna sit on raptors, make sure everyone can reform them.
I cannot do anything to cause all these things, it literally doesn't take damage, so the best
thing to do now is to proxy the wave and make the impact on the rest of the map.
Kassanth is moving but he doesn't procs so he's just gonna miss waves like Kassanth is
Minus one lane here lol
Kill him honestly
He's gonna be dead soon
Why?
Why can't you save me?
XLS 12, I think we have 1000 bits, much love.
Discussing this, either out of field or lowest of masters.
This is what he just did, he's completely criminal.
What your barber did this criminal off bro when I turn off the stream when I turn off
stream bro we're gonna talk 10 15 girls in my DMs I'm gonna be dating the new
Oh my god!
Flame and shockwave?
What am I dying to? What?
Nice Orianna, good job.
Oh
Yeah
I'm trolling like what am I doing
Man, I'm feeling for fun, like, holy shit.
I need this old stacking m1, it's not gonna be easy
We have good scaling with smolder
Man, best I saw giga gapped, I don't know how we're done 2 dragons
Why is vision from Avengers playing League of Legends?
I guess I'm just way excited.
What is this a draw to do actually?
One hand.
Kill this enter.
Is it all this hook then after you do it?
Out of the thing?
of
smart
Hello Boussy, your mother should become Vandyre.
Is this the upside down outfit for haircuts?
Hi, Boris, love the streams, you are by far the best streamer on Twitch, and by the way,
don't worry about her haircuts, I'm a lawyer, so if you need to see your barber, I can help
you with that.
Bro, this chat will say like, your hair cut is so bad, you look like, and proceed to say like the coolest character ever in a show.
It's like, boss, your hair cut is so bad, you look like Vegeta.
Oh, okay, literally main character of Dragon Ball. Wow. Oh no.
It's like, bro.
That's a compliment, by the way. You look like Vegeta. Are you kidding me?
get me out, get me out, I have no health, I'm on the travel, I'm gonna get trapped
you look like astro boy
I've been a hell of a shop that employs monkeys.
I look like the trap head at my local gas station begging for 5 euros to get us hair
cut by some homeless guy.
Gabriel's worn our haircuts.
I'll get pussy.
in the winter
should not fight here, this is a silly fight
I don't know how to play this game
I don't know
love the way you found on hand
not to have social interactions
in public with that character
genius, maybe I also need that
oh, gils
Gigaflame, I don't understand you
You're the only fake champion
I got him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
way better you see this rat
ace the enemy
put one jungler on drake
push lanes
way better than going baron
look at how much gold we're getting
look at the map pressure we're having
so good
this is exactly what the macro should look like
after you win a fight
always lane push
baron is giga fake
what are you doing?
You didn't actually fig, you were gonna get me. Come on.
I'm staying.
You don't mind me talking to you guys.
Oh well, I'm fine, we look at that.
I'm alive, no way.
Hey balls, despite what others say, I love the haircut.
Is your barber's name leasing by chance?
My barbarous name is Nanna and last name of your business Nanna your business
Thank you for your time, and I'll see you in the next video.
It should be soon, guys.
Shane and they'll be level up with inter wrap time
Freestyle
Hey, Tony Rickard from here. Do you know what a little bit of a bad way to go to shopping a deal for a test seat?
I'm your barbier fish no sports
I'm behind a semi-final so it's not gonna lie
Put your hands up high and say it's two times
It's who's right, who's right
I have to come through cause I'm in a rush
No one's got objects but she's got a crush
Yeah, come through, I will come grab it up
I have to take a step and grab this guy as you punch the gun
I'm rapper with some objects and I never wanna foil it
If you have a plunger on that corner who's unclogging your toilet
Now you understand bro because I'm rapper with my cast of friends
Stare into my eyes, I hypnotize you with a pendulum
Yeah, I'm an Aussie, I'm just trying to bust like a rap player, it's not Christmas time, but I've got the nutcracker.
Yeah, I have to come on the mark, I come slayer, ace in claims and spades.
I ain't a player.
Look, I like to freeze it.
Damn!
They're picking up random objects in the closet, and speaking of a rap.
But mate, it's insane, I'm from Australia, can't take my mother that wants a rain.
Yeah, I can't just spit quick, yeah, I'm so illegitimate.
I've got this little teddy bear, not on a picnic cake.
Yeah, I'm just rapping so smooth. My lyrics are like this Rubik's Cube.
Come on, BGZ!
We're inside the building, that's how Sidemen do it!
Hell yeah!
Good on GZ, good on GZ, good on GZ.
Now wait!
KSI, Simon, we need two Sidemen for a side quest.
Yeah, we want you to go and get two objects randomly from the crowd.
Simon going to get two objects randomly from the crowd.
pay a side to Orgets, bring them back, give them to a judge.
15 seconds, starting now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swiming the campaign in the UK.
Swiming the fucking review.
1-2, 1-2, 1-2.
I've got them back, giving Orgets the alicea.
Swiming them with the alicea.
2-1.
Amanda, whichever one you choose, I'd rather sleep.
Let's go!
Here we go!
Woo!
You're not changed!
Uh-oh!
This is not the right road, so everybody listen, see we're always unprepared.
If you've all been to Turkey, use this for your care.
Yeah, I came to have a rap so quick, I don't need a butterfly.
I can't quit.
Yeah, the reason you understand is a matter of fact, and back on the track, the color is
black, and I really like your rap.
Kind of have a rap so quick. I don't have that. I don't need a butterfly
Because you understand it's a matter of fact and back on the track the color is black and I really like your heart
Yeah, we just came to a risk it. I'm not an egg. Don't beat it. You can just miss it
Yeah
Let's go. I was good. It wasn't really good
We have used the audience we have used the judges
But we are gonna do something different for the first time we need to include two more people
Two more people the only other two rappers in this world that we trust with our BGT lives
PJ and...
No, no, I got flexed on it's fucking
It's fucking Aurora top and fucking Jo-Av of course like I should have known
I should have known
it feels like you are much happier today than the last stream is this the hair cut or are the
allegations true that a cougar woman is handling you now a day's nice I'm dead
I think I'm taking the first three mails and literally recalling
Oh nice, of course you are invading the correct side of the map, fucking stream sniper, so
disgusting, what a freak of a player.
I got ignited already, I was looking to base anyways, who am I gonna be?
How am I fucking dead by the way I woke up for one minion
What a shit game, perma banjo-level.
I need to broxilong.
No
of
the
Hmm, this won't get any easier by the way, it gets easier eventually like level 9 I can
play the game but I can't get there it's impossible. I'm just gonna perm a die feels like.
I'm level five so I one shot the wave.
She has no... no nothing now, no school dance.
I can have all in my relay unless she uses W aggressively.
cc
I love fucking great man
fucking great man
I don't even know if he's worth buying Kindle again here or if he's weight, with 500 gold
I get Blasting Wand.
I'm sure it would have probably been better.
oh my next bee is gonna be so awkward
Hmm.
Banksy, you are the goat. But what's going on with your haircuts? Zero.
She's running bomb-plating Aurora!
Eww!
That is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
I wish it didn't suit us.
Missed.
Yeah, it would have been a lot nicer here if I didn't buy the Kindle Jam, so I could just buy Blasting one now, because now I can just buy nothing.
It's really bad.
We'll push next wave.
getting me harder than my enemies.
Killing spree.
Double kill.
Old man with a lamp.
In the circle.
I don't know why I did that, I just want to flash for that.
It's nice to be able to play though.
Oh, omni van boots.
They're a little bit fake but...
Nice team, but my team is doing insane in the wellness game chat.
Moly moly.
nice trim balls
If I can find plant now, with chemtech map, it's lane winning.
Like these plants.
Every time it's chemtech map early into the game, just find these fruits and use wind
the length.
I'm dead.
Freak.
should get the shop on the fresh, lets go there
fucking freaks in the enemy team dude absolute freaks
You look like Magneto from X-Men series.
Our enemy has been slain.
I have item finally.
It's gonna base the take up.
where's Aurora? is she opening top?
he went rake on this sniper
well, probably give guys
i will win the game here
reason to keep on keep it on
got a base
let's keep it open on the sand
I'm going to take bot tower, this game will be a win just from split pushing I feel like.
I'm not going to play that anymore.
I need! I need that!
and
and
the
I think we're in a good while, still haven't found someone worthy to carry the torch.
Bang everybody.
Cause my old, so hard, conference call me now.
I have lost my death
You're mine!
Where's my damage?
I'm missed.
We're doing fake objective.
Big fan of the cosplay balls, but I'm pretty sure that guy from Avatar has a blue arrow.
I'm gonna open the base.
I can't tell where I can find this.
Oh my god! Get everything!
ULTEN! ULTEN! ULTEN!
Nice!
The wind is guys!
The wind is!
Just let a grown ass man have whatever haircuts he wants, chat is full of juicers nowadays,
Go back to the fridge now, Fawcyn, laughing at you.
Well, it's a time of a professional speedrunner.
minecraft it was like a giga time
six minutes and these guys are doing it at 14
No flame, but I thought they were better than that.
Nice! Let's go! Let's go team!
What am I talking about?
You wouldn't even do it in 30 minutes bro!
I'm in the middle of my- I like how it feels like that's all for a second.
I couldn't do it in 10 weeks if I tried
What am I saying? Like, that's what I'm talking about
It's a potential fight
Because when I look at their streams, they don't look like they're bad
So then I don't know how the game works
Then we go in Baron.
Are they on it?
a fly on the Neurorace.
Guys?
You're gonna make it
Oh
Relaying they never baller
got it
hi
oh my god we're gonna lose so darn fish
oh my god what am i done
nice
nevermind we're good
It's actually bad though, we're giving enemy a low free farm, then we also outscale them
so I'm not really worried.
I did to go for both every time I watch your stream. I get the jeal in your barber hates you
I
Why
I usually don't mind the haircuts, but this one has got to be the absolute worst one
yet.
That's fine, I didn't get the haircut for you.
I didn't get the haircut for you.
I style my hair and everything else so that the husk will find me attractive.
Not that you fucking 25 year old man will like me, I don't care about your opinion, bro, I do this for the huss.
Well, here.
Hey Vladimir, you are absolutely stunning like this, I feel like if you've empowered
you may use one shot
I will die, no tog, I will get the pack down.
You're trashed by the way, never pick Maxan away from me again. You cannot play that champion
Nice clean game, so I'm talking about
Hi Deque.
Yeah, you're right, let's continue watching the rap.
they weren't done yet.
Jump game!
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
All right, guys.
So, to the first part of our...
We've got the audience.
We've got the judges.
We now have our two rappers.
We're going to include the audience at home.
We've got the viewers being part of the Savvy Final, for an interactive, interactive experience.
What we've done is got the audience to send in their photos from home, a little bit more
about the wisdom information about themselves.
And in deck, what you are gonna do
is select some random photos on the pile
and put them up on the board behind us,
two at a time.
Now, we haven't say this before
and deck haven't say this before.
We don't know what's coming,
so let's get ready to rumble!
All right, Chuck!
I should have something in my picture.
It's a missing road, I'd rather like a weapon
if I am correct, I'd just admit,
Otus and that's Aylin.
I mean, Alina, that's the reason
I'm round the window feature going under when I need it for a truncheon up in London
So let me just wind it back into a new free you cool cheese from black pole sets up to
Jody because I'm crazy bro, but even though I played his flows I thought Dublin was under like a left-recorner rainbow
Ah, now I ain't really just scaredy-ah, that's a Jack Russell, not a Steffordshire terrier
Yeah, I have to rap, but I'm guessing it best. I'm bringing rap part for Flat White's his white dress
Yeah, now I'm just spitting my thoughts. This is the first time I've seen a Welsh astronaut
Yeah, I'm gonna wrap all over this good
Like this
You understand the city because I'm traveling at the very number represent the niki that he's the best because you never be better
Yes, you fell a story
That was fire
Oh
Oh
Oh
So much to unpack with that but ultimately I think you guys are a breath of fresh air
And I personally would love to see something like this in the final
You're so skillful at what you do and actually out of all the acts. There's so much risk in this
There's only two a point that you can prepare for this
But ultimately you've got to be quick thinking on the ball and you were on the money tonight, so I applaud you
I loved it
My god, I mean my mom and dad love you you've gone
The ages everything that comes out of your mouth makes sense. It's funny. It's sharp
clever and
We have to remember that this is a prize apart from the money
It's on the Royal variety show how brilliant would it be to shake that show up with something like this
I feel like you could get his majesty in there. Yeah do a bit of wrapping with King Charles
He's got the decorations ready, guys.
I would love that.
What did you think, Simon?
You did really, really well first time, and actually your numbers online went through the roof.
I wasn't expecting it to be that big.
And the way you've gone through that is really smart.
You know, the fact that you interact with the audience.
Unfortunately, chat, I got into game.
game and unfortunately number two I have to I will not be support you look like
Chris Hemsworth with this hair cut
Thank you man.
Welcome to summer's ring.
Minions has spawned.
I'm gonna have losing bot lane so I gotta lock in and actually win carry.
let's get this party started
party started
a lot of damage here
Oh
I'm gonna make him lose a plate.
He's gonna miss his entire wave
So am I
So fucking hard to farm then
I'm gonna try and clear the cannon away without dying, he doesn't have sum so he should be
free.
Also full mana, full health, and Bowshaar's Raijinin is there.
An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain.
Time to roll out the barrel.
An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain.
Double kill.
Hey, Sub.
Why isn't there more Briar and Lele a game playing high-hello? Instead, we gotta watch this beer belly.
Below X-Piper, finger sub.
Beer belly's golden, what do you mean?
That's minus one right there.
Broke it away Finch!
Broke it away!
this gameplay is so cringe like wait you can't live by the way hit me guys
you have to be here like straight up look my man if I'm gonna I'm gonna try and
go for next wave he can just ult me and run me down with ghosts but I think I
can live it if I play well and then I get his ult out of the way
I'll get his ghost that's gonna find a good guy
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Gotta go send ulti, so I can see where it's going.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna try and proxy again, please don't kill me.
Alright, where is Diana, I need to find her.
up in 20, 25. I can look for mid gank after this wave. She's bot. I could TP, huh?
I don't know what to do with this
Small little tax.
oh the fuck the champ is so disgusting leopie like fuck off
I'm staying.
I don't like Joao, because he gets high damage, but I don't like Joao, because he gets high
by ghosting and stream sniping and then when I get them in my team I have no
I have a low master high diamond player on my team who can't use his sheets
that he normally do in games
FF this game, please FF
What is this auto-truldiom 4 hearts stuck by the air you're going to blow?
Why is her hair trying to gale force off your head?
Can't play the game, it's impossible man.
And if this stream is rage bait or goomba
Oh proof the ultimate
Gain giga stars for 50 seconds
It's interesting by the way, generally off the champion
It's so braindead as well
Just click garen you can't lose.
I can't play the game, Diana is cut playing 20% or so.
at least we're winning bot, oh wait we have go out, so he's completely lost, he's giga
Looks like Barbara didn't get Aegis of Valor this time.
I'm a jungler, so 3 levels down in the jungle.
I can even build 3 levels down in the jungle role.
That's even possible.
I'm in my team with Grafamsa on the killing end
I
Know x-finger sub
He has all the skill already, how long we will
can i like not tpr?
I'm not gonna get flamed, I don't
My leek is loose
I would like to level up for mana.
I just didn't think I could handle that.
I'm going top, good luck to you now.
Top, good luck team!
Oh so much gold oh my god yes yes very nice
I can take full tower, it's quite easy to play the game, I'm B, I'm gonna go blot now.
Oh, yeah, Pulse Shading.
They have Vladimir, Sin, Cery, Scaling.
We have Gragas, Taissa.
Oh, yeah.
Ekko is fine, he also is good.
He's actually winnable.
I think I'm gonna try and flash combo Sery, then they're for late 2 and Yasuo can carry.
I don't have a ward for the Faleight here.
Very scary.
I stopped him.
What am I doing?
Why am I getting paid if you just thought she'd fight?
Put your barber on the top 10 most wanted list.
This guy is a terrorist. In talking UN sanctions, take him to the Hague.
Steal the Deco.
That's terrible.
He's dead for Drake as well.
absolute in there like I don't want to be the zero eight guy to call people out
for anything but this equis actually my game I'm not even kidding I'm not even
kidding this egg was in the main like straight up
I've been sorghumed.
You're gonna get me!
What is this guy doing to me?
How is this guy here too?
i should have run out top lane i guess
use flash
flash or an empty kill
you're done or something
your hair cut inspires me to not go outside thanks Halsey
I think all the women would non-stop go talking with you, that scares me in the real.
I'll kill those haircuts this time.
get fucked all of you get fucked shit on
we have soul coming up this game is f**ked
You want some too?
Come on, come on!
Okay, since no R, this gotta be worth it, by the way, this has to be worth it.
I'm not for dragging with TP.
Diana is not, just don't int it now, please.
Nice for GA.
Don't die, please.
Wow, looking.
next item is like
like, spanishes maybe then
we're giving this burn for sure, right?
of
Like shout he he goes to high elo by ghosting and stream sniping and then I get him in my team
There's no streamers on the enemy team. I lose the game because he's not he's not supposed to be in this elo
Like he's he doesn't deserve to be in this elo
So then I just lose the game because he's trying to snipe me and then I get him in my team
Then it's a loose lose if I get him in enemy team
He's sniping me if I get him my team he has no one to snipe
so it's just a loose loose like there's nothing to do about it at least if he was
like ghosting I don't know I don't know but you I play every day five games with
this fucking idiot and it's like you can't it's so we'll get the next time
it's so shit again your pet cow has licked your hair
I
Extreme helmet game
I got a pretty bad haircut yesterday, but after opening up your stream I went back and ticked him
Mike Banny owns his spotlight with memory from cats.
semi-finals BJT 2026
the time I knew what happiness
Wow, he's good at that.
memory
leave again
here
Wow! Look at that voice!
I couldn't miss the scene of training as much as I do.
Don't you ever do that.
Keep doing the training for yourself.
I'm not doing it.
I just can't make myself appreciate it.
I
Was really really good
I love your audition. I think the tone of your voice is
Beautiful and I love your diction
I can always hear every single word you're singing which is good because so many singers sort of slur over the words
I'm gonna be honest and say as much as I love cats and I love that song. I'm not sure
I think that you did much better in the middle of it when you started hitting those higher notes.
And then the command you have and the presence you have on stage is phenomenal.
But I would say that tonight that song choice, even though I'm a massive musical theatre fan, that just wasn't there.
I thought it was great.
I thought it was great.
Of course, K-Side for this one.
K-Side likes everything it feels like.
A fantastic voice.
And, oh my god, I had goosebumps when you were hearing those high notes.
I thought it was fantastic.
There's just something about you that I really adore.
And everything about the way you present yourself, your performance,
It's just so wholesome and lovely
Once you got into fifth gear you were soaring and you were in your element and you sounded beautiful
Yeah, which I was very first audition I heard so many great things about you and everyone was important this I
I heard so many amazing stories from the crew about what a great person you are.
And I think your story is so interesting that you've always been in the back, now you want to be at the front.
That's awesome, I'm getting into game.
Hi baboons, hope you are doing fine.
M'lady shot M'lady mods.
Marco Albert, Ferisada.
I
I
Will fuck was that was a Caitlyn
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
What the fuck is that hair, bro?
Mimmy's has spawned.
You know how 10-10 Supermodel, Victoria's Secret, you wouldn't get it.
This attracts the F.A.M.E. elite.
it's no no no stay what I said it's no no no stay hands up it's no no time
pump it pump it pump it I said no no I said no no say no no repeat after me
And you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you.
Nice. I'm forced to commit to this shit. I'm just gonna lose my delay now.
Yeah, yeah.
How do I even do this? Do I try for second wave crash? Well, I won't even get leveled up. This is impossible now.
I'm gonna try and crash this wave.
I'm on it.
An enemy has enslaved me.
Oh, my bin's fucked.
Fight time!
I'm going to have to go minus 20.
I'm not pushing my way though, I'm just typing.
I know why balls die so often in games, it's for the Zenkai boost.
I'm gonna base, try TP, I don't have to TP, but if I
I don't see if he's my proxy
Can let him proxy honestly who cares
What the fuck is this hair bro like I can't with you guys. Oh my god. How are you?
Bro try this haircut out for bro. Just try it out for one day
Go out on the street one day with his hairstyle and you will see you will see a difference maker
Like you really feel people glancing over and they're like girls checking you out, telling
you.
I'm speaking from experience
What are we doing here Sin?
What are we doing?
I
Nice
I'm trying to farm this guy, he has some MR and ruby crystal, ruby plus ult I don't
I'm gonna build damage
Time to broxy!
Broxy the wave!
Oh
Don't get pussy
I have a drink.
Now that I have been slain.
Let's get this party started.
After this last haircut your barber can afford some new tunes
They're cropped fucking thing
Nice
fucking so tilting man so fucking tilting
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I thought you were disguised as a vampire at first, nice hair BTW Bowsie less than 3.
You're good at has been destroyed.
Good morning.
Just focus up.
We can win.
Hello. Big up Big Daddy Boussy. Had fun last night. Thank you Daddy.
Let's get this party started.
Yeah, both dive with ult is up, it's hard to win then.
My side is literally opening the base.
This guy shouldn't be paraben from the game, or...
of
I'm gonna bomb off.
made a silencer die and pike this was a good play
two of our biggest enemies died at this fight
Silas and the pike.
Let's get his party started.
Get him, get him, get him!
Ok, just take dragon.
I did that last time I left the door
You have me now I have been
You have me now
Need some braw
A summoner has disconnected
I'm gonna look my Silas rank is gonna be master and last season master
Wow, you might not be dockshit, but why is he trolling my game then why is he running
it down for fun
This guy is not his fault, he is out of field.
With his OPGG, where is his match history button?
Looks fine.
Guys I'm gonna call it a day now, I'm gonna head off, shit day, inting fucking teammates,
all of these guys, disgusting.
Bye bye.
Actually getting ran down in all of these games, I mean it's your hour, it's mostly
He would ruin everything. He just ints me for fun.