Hello? Hello? Hello? What's up guys, what's up guys? Oh guys. This is when are you challenger? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've always been challenger. Amazing of Lee, of course I'm going to be challenging him. Welcome to the stream guys. Welcome to the stream. I hope you all had a good day so far. Top lane guide. I don't know if I can make a guide, yeah, but I don't know if there's much I can teach you guys that you don't already know. Honestly these days I'm not even good on top lane anymore, I miss feeding. Best life advice from the goat? Only perspective fingers up. Best life advice. Some Parisian is the thief of joy. Today we're going to play some League of Legends. Hell yeah. I love leaving legends I have to ban Singed as well, leave ban one, the other OP is open. What season did you start playing League? i started playing in season two it's been many many years now Kiana Senna. We played other games since then. As I started playing League I have not really played other games now. I played a bit of Fortnite when it came out, I played a bit of Overwatch when that came out. But not much, I've just been a League of Legends player, played a lot of Among Us, yeah this is true. a bit of a bongas and dragon bulky kinshin squadra this is senna elise port, kiana dangle, vex, mid blazeion could go and grab us to just play game of the sun they don't have any tank so us having too much AD is not a problem I'm going to play tank then, I don't think she's gonna kill us tanks very easily Thank you. They have 3 challengers, we have 1 challenger, how's that fair? Don't worry, our challenger will carry you guys. Don't worry about it. Hello, Boussy. My challenger king, how are you today? Not if you can resubble. Doing good, doing good. I'm a little bit sad about this. I'm not sad about this. I'm not sad about this. Nice What I'm no idea what the champion does I guess I'm about to find out He's so fast! Nice, he has to park this way. It's gonna miss low minions and the wave crashes, it's pretty good. It's gonna have to use TP as well. He's sleeping somewhere, don't do it. Can I just procs him? i think he's gonna hit level 6 and then i get fucked i wish you all a brilliant day as brilliant as the light reflected from balls' shining forehead now i'm in insane lethal range of him so i think i wanna be Alteepi, fuck it. Probably not the best purchase, but it's important to make the purchase fast, I don't miss minions. Gonna lift the proxy now. Maybe not actually, it's hard to proxy in this angle. I should've gone on the R-Ride. that she wanna have percent health damage in her kit Yes! Barely! I'm gonna use ghost here, get the plating, I can take a death here, see I didn't get the threshold for level 7 death, so I get a long death timer. It's badly played by me. worth it I'm fed. Maybe I could have gotten Cain to rest. I don't know if I could have done more So much. Okay, nice. Ooh, shi- it's proxier actually. Fuck, kill me scumming. No good. And those. I don't know why I still went for it. Stupid D4 from level 8. Missing thing. Broxy the wave! Time to broxy! Almost did it, should we come down? We need this form on Kain. Kain's biggest weakness is not the early game when he doesn't have form, but it's the mid game when he doesn't have form. Like the 10 minute mark when you're like in the mid game but you still don't have form on Kain, you're so weak. You need to get this form ASAP. Like if he doesn't have form here on this staff the game might just be cooked of the Dying. Yes, a lot lower cooldown is done I have on mine. Yes, he's already. can we get a singed game next? I don't know, fuck that champion, that champion is completely overpowered right now. I did true damage, this guy is champion of true damage. enemy double kill no hard steal, hard steal is a fake item it's really bad it also makes your play worse But it's fun, it's fun when you're dead But I can't play when I'm losing early game Foxy in here is key, get some tempo to help. i can gank fifty-five through both sides that was very awkward How can I ever join this fight? I guess it's gone now. They didn't even try and block my escape path. They blocked my path towards here. It's because I never ulted out usually. So people like not to expect me to do it Hope I don't get downed here I can't really tip it to drake, which won on my tower like this. We're gonna lose it, fuck. and Samma, where are you running? Samma! Samma! Nice big Got my tannic next I think, should be good Did we get some shutdowns here? Kalista got one, Kain got one This is good So it seems like he doesn't do any damage without dragon, but once he gets dragon he does I could follow with my TP, but I'm not sure if I want to. My whole team is dead anyways. You can want a TP bot lane if anything. Do I have a free tower here? should probably take the free tower if they give it to me I don't know if this is the vision of the tower probably Just a free kill, nice flash. Okay we can't do fights now, I used my ulti and TP for nothing. I have to contest this high, but I can't. She's beats me. I think we're just giving this dragon gas. This Vex is just farming my team. Kind of based. I can't gank bot lane with this burn. if you have your ganked on with the serum. GG got blocked, you guys need to cash mid wave so we don't lose the game. Come on, get next. Hoped like they're gonna end. Pick Sanik was loose, I mean I did not really play to win this game because I locked in Sanik, this is true. If I actually won't win, I would actually pick a use for champion, best for them all. What's my next item? Nothing is going to make me tank this game. I mean, somethings will. Maybe I go Jackshaw. I don't think B being tanky is gonna win us the game. I think maybe I should go damage. I can't just go like you see that she does not fear. I don't know what to do We have big and TF build on. Every time I see rapid fire cannon on TF, I know he's gonna be the most useless champion ever. Hit so shit. I would even say Lich. Yeah... Our champs are so useless we didn't see your damage, I'm tanking for no one it feels like. There's no winning here. You pick Sion in 20-26, you can't really carry it, so if I have losing team, the game is losing. There's nothing to do about it. Champions is useless. Unless I go AD Sion, but I can't play AD Sion. That shit is even more useless. at least you can carry it on. If it's useless, how can you carry? Yeah, I mean it's like agency, it's all about agency, right? Like Ornn is not a weak champion, but you can't carry on Ornn. You just kinda win your lane and become a tank, and then if your team does well, you can win the game. But if you go Jax, if you go Jax for example and you win, you just carry the game 1v9. You just win the game for your team. You can't do that on a lot of these tanks. Where is AD Sion? You can, you're super giga useless, but you can still, you have still more agency than long tanks on. I like playing Gragas and Jax because with those champions it feels like it's in your hand to win the game or lose the game, you know? face emoji, shoutout to Alanar, drooling face emoji, drooling face emoji. well I love watching your educational content I would love if you had a course or something I could buy bro like what are we talking about here if I to sell a course educational league yeah we'll just be scamming like a moment So I ban Shaco for the draw, I forgot to hide this side, I should ban it. The only problem I have is when we're too much AP, because I don't have an AD champion I can play except Sion, and I'm picking a useless champion. That's like the only situation in draft where I'm kind of struggling right now. I've always had that problem. I only play AP champions Except cloudbots What about bye I feel a little bit weird with the heal of blaze changes. Oh I didn't run Riven GG. He's Riven mid by the way and he's gonna 1v9 the game. Every game with this champion man. Every single game with this Riven mid champion. I don't know if he's the most, I don't know what makes this OP, but like I've seen it like 5 times 1v9. If I get Gragas they're gonna count to me so hard. It's probably gonna be like a Roro or something. No Roro band, normal. Would you like to read my value expo's fanfiction, email, DM, or a box? Aatrox fake counter, and he makes them for the AD, so sure, let's do it. Would you like to read my Velia X-Bowz fanfiction? Um... I don't know man. I'm okay, well thank you. Read on stream. You know I have, I have a reckless, reckless boss fan fiction in my apartment somewhere. There was some crazy stuff in there, I don't know if I feel comfortable reading that stuff again. Alright, shout prediction. I'm gonna click tab for 10 minutes. The ribbon is gonna be 0 0 0 and then I'm gonna press tab at the end of the game and the rhythm will be 15 0 0 it is the best scaling champion in the game by far the best the best scaling champion in the game What do you think about Mandate on Gragas next patch? They're making it so you get ability based on immobilizing stuff, right? Probably bait. I'll probably try it, but probably bait. I feel like the old times of spamming CDR to get your E for my E, that's like gone, you know? Because they made it to percentage instead of flat reduction You don't get much value from overcapping on CDR like before you would overcap you get like 80-90 hundred abilities for For the spamming right? But the value goes down these days by so much because of the change So I ready to go damage build He's doing it too. i can do it longer he's getting so... he's getting so mugged by the way look at him he's 40% health i'm about 60% yeah i get fucked i did his wave better than you buddy and the wave is pushing into me anyways This is what I really like doing this. This is like my favorite activity in Top End, it says. Because no one knows what to do about it. Some people let it crash, other people try to do what these atrox do, and then they just lose a bunch of health, and then it's pushing into me anyways. I feel like I have the upper hand here, because I have a lot more experience. Because I'm the only one doing it. And look at this, great. Now we survive early game, with Gragas. Beautiful. Holy fuck, I'm farming well. I need a lost chapter you know. but recall now i have it kind of i think i'm actually gonna do it's too important now i can actually play the game store this Let's get out of here. Alright, nice. I think this is winning. Adrog's Rageous matchup and we haven't died 20 times. Let's win! That was a really good dash by him, he might be cooked Oh my god, I don't have mana. I'm trolling, I was out. How the fuck did I run out of mana with lost chapter? How did that even happen? Interesting. I'm a little bit cooked, nah not really, it's really bad though, usually if you get solo killed once in top lane they do really snowball, like Gragas can neutralize it quite well. From Sion here, I just FF15, no questions about it, but we'll drag it so there's actually a chance. fuck off starting with ult are you dumb or something I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I'm just trying to get the kill. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. nice one playboy Rages has no useless skill or nor passive while Annie Q has one line description. This dragon's OP. I'm flashed Fuck, feel like I could have played a better for the Pantheon, he's set me up well Nice I think Gragas is really OP, yeah. I guess it's really OP, but no one plays it, I don't know. Like, there was a meta with everybody playing Gragas, so it's not like top laners don't know how to play Gragas. Like a lot of top laners know how to play Gragas, but no one plays it, I don't know why. I think people are missing out. Oh, yeah. But then people still go AD Jax, so, I mean. Hit more treads, the trades become unplayable in a way. I'm not here. I could use one more wave for Aiden. I don't know if I can survive it though. I'm just gonna play safe The entire map is dark, I'm not going to even step up for anything. My bot knight team is playing bot side so... Usually what you do then, even though I don't know if vias top, I should assume vias top. Me something Kade will top man. If your team is making a play bot side and you even though if you don't know where enemy are, you should just assume that they're here. And now with Pantheon here, now I can start stepping up. Wow, wow, you have killed, good job, good of a soup gap here. I can't froxie, I think he's coming from base, should just be honestly. There's one hellfrew, then. I'm not gonna over complicate things. If the game is played normally with nothing silly stuff happening, we go everybody who scares the mid late game, the game is over. I am officially outscaled. up The ally has been slain, and your team has to wait and go. Killing is for you. This game is soooo over, oh my god, but they have the Riven champion, I forgot, they have Riven. Uh oh, is that a longsword? Is it Steph's dance? GG, we lost. She didn't go the OP boots right? Go Riven mid for OP boots? didn't go for them. interesting. maybe it's winnable. alright chat so I'm split pushing top right I'm split pushing top drop a ward on the faylight and now all of a sudden I cannot die anymore. It is impossible for me to die. I will see every gank that happens to me. I could look for sneak in mid gank but they also have the phalanx so they see everything I do as well. The entire map is lit enough. Everybody has wallhack. GG. Everyone sees everything. We're gonna go flash mid. Not bad though. The enemy map is on fire, they have top pushing, I'm coming out from bot, gonna push bot and take tower. So even though they might be winning the fight, we're winning the game. For real. If enemy Vi was alive, they could take the dragon and stabilize by all recalling, but you see the problem here is vice dead so they can never take dragon so we're the ones reading a dragon or or they're losing more farm you know like what enemy should do here they should just give the dragon because if they come past it they're throwing the game dead Now this guy dies too, I think he's completely over I agree with my flash I have to hire them to build this game, Sonya saviaslem, I hate Sonya's but this game and they have buy it, i mean it's obvious, you know so that's what we're just gonna build, whatever these haters can't play against me anymore i will just permanently kill them and you'll be like, oh but what's the enemy gonna do then if you split bot Well, they should probably gank me, right? If Atres can't hold me one by one, they need to gank me. Oh, wait a second. Oh, wait. Oh, boom. I can't get ganked anymore from any direction. No direction can I get ganked from. GG. of getting ganked because I put one singular word they need to remove that shit from the game this guy is being for real with a real gun oh no way oh no way oh no way for a moment I shouldn't take this one, I guess it's a stupid cause I already got the kill, so I should just back off and spend my money. unnecessary risk just play drake's Anya says an item is a teamfighting item right, so it doesn't do much for the 1v1. So here's the chance I get. I lose the value in 1v1, so I might not be able to 1v1 me. I'm not gonna TP here. This is top lane 101. The drake is spawning in one minute, they're having a 5v5 teamfight with TP's. I'm gonna actually save my TP. And no matter how this fight goes, as long as I push top and save my TP, we're gonna get the dragon. Now you can see Riven, she was part of the fight, now she has to catch top, and I'm gonna use my TP that I saved to push bot, and then we just have everything pushed and then the direction will be free. I gotta be careful I don't get caught that's the only thing I don't have ward for the fail I just kind of sucks he might have words I should actually I'm greeting for a way here this is really in such a deal with my team last thing here This fuck was so free as well, I thought it was. Why is he dead though, so it can't drag him. And I said he'd die. And dead. Fuck. I do no damage cause I'm sitting in a 2k gold. Why are you against Faely's vision when you as a top laner benefit from it? It's so unskilled, that's why I'm against it, it's completely unskilled. I can ward in this bush and I will see everyone going from here, going from here, going from here, and coming from here, like it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense to ward one place and not have to worry about getting ganked for 40 seconds. It's a stupid design. It takes away all skill. Riven has reached point, another Riven who is completely 1v9, wow shaker, who could have seen this one coming, a Riven who 1v9's the game, I'm surprised, ain't no way bro, Now she has death stances, the game is literally over. Kill her. She takes no damage, she just goes in 1v2, we burn everything, she doesn't die. May I just wonder this, they win the game. They locked in Riven, we win. Help us. Oh, so good. Oh yes, help us. I've never seen Riven champion lose a game before, never, never, it's insane. It's a 4 level difference in mid lane, I'm not even blaming the Vladimir, what can he do? Vladimir versus fucking demon lord, like it's not even Vladimir's fault, he probably played fucking better than her, but it literally doesn't matter. Oh, for a second I thought we would win that fight and then she showed up, unlucky. I mean they don't have dragons, there really comes a point where a smolder carries, it's just like so fucking disgusting the champion mastering ribbon is hard no ribbon is giga easy to play bro even i won on it you guys remember that one game you guys remember that one ribbon game i had I can't play the game, she takes no damage, she's permanent, you're all gonna die, you're all gonna die. You're all gonna die. You're all gonna die! Baby got her. It's an unplayable fucking game, man! I- I- Dude, this would happen! She ends the game 15-0, carries the game! Like I knew that she would happen! What a dogshit design! When are we gonna nerf this, finally? They're driven on me Let's mold the scale guys can win Please no fighting, we're going to lose every fight by the way, let's go see him then. I'm rolled up. The Riven killed everybody. Looks like Riven killed everybody. Lucian dashes in melee range, we get a pick. Doesn't matter. He's not the carry. He never was. 0-11 Vlad? I don't blame him. It's not the Vladimir's fault. No, not his fault. Bro, what can he do? Tell me one thing the Vladimir can do this game. Where is that creature of a champion that wins every game no matter what. I wonder what the stats on the champion is. you look like dr melissa king from the pit there's so few matches is there a new patch today? wait was there a new patch yesterday? surely not right now this was like a week ago but you have to realize this is fake by the way because think about who who goes and picks a ribbon think about it who goes and picks a ribbon ribbon OTPs and ribbon OTPs tend to be the worst players on the server so i mean bro if actually normal people play the champion 56, 57% winrate. I'm not even kidding. Bro, bro. Imagine if good players played a champion. What would have I done? Do it. I've already done it Chad and I completely won behind the game. Bro you should have seen me. It was crazy. I had a really bad ribbon game as well, like not too long ago. That guy was 1v9 as well. Here. Oh, let's see this Riven game, what happened here? 17 and 2! I was feeling my ass off, I didn't even play the game, I went 2 and 6 in my lane, but I knew the game was free, I knew the game was over, because he locked in a ribbon mid lane, the game was completely over. Can't lose, is it possible to lose? 68% winrate in challenger, 68% challenger, what are we talking about, is he the best player in the world? Like bro, do you only see these on like giga players? Bro, is this guy the best player in the world or what? I have to say I have 68% winrate in challenger, I have 48% winrate on my main, like I'm sitting I'm 40% winning on my main. This is crazy man, I'm telling you. It's fucked up. I wish my my fucking main was this OP. Any other ribbon games happen lately? It doesn't happen often because I ban it. Oh here, look. My mid laner, that's what happened, my mid laner hovered it, so the one game I don't ban ribbon, let me see how she did. Eight and six, okay, I mean she didn't, maybe she didn't want me to end the game. I did, obviously, look at the damage, but still. If you actually take a microscope and you look closely into this game, think about it, chat. Take a microscope and look closely. Who's the outlier in this game? Did I? Because I did the most damage, not really. The outlier is, the only challenger player in the enemy team is the mid laner, and we have Masta, 600LP. And the Riven still did well. That's what I'm talking about. Imagine a Masta player going up against a challenger player and still doing well because of the champion. I will die on this hill, I will die on this hill. Every time I play with or against it. He gave me some over from champ select. Team will support, you are kidding me play ribbon oh let me pick ribbon oh wait it's banned Haha, shocker. Everyone on the same page as me. Everyone in this fucking server thinks the same. We all agree on this bullshit. The only one who doesn't agree is fucking Riot, because they main that shit. Riot balance team has 5 Riven on that roster, so they refuse to ban the most OP champion in the game. Miss Riot's Freak all over again. Just keep his on-champions completely overpowered. On purpose. It's fucked up what you're doing man, I'm telling you, it's so fucked up. Holy fuck, challenge a gangplank with 9 million points, you guys seeing this? You can see it, this guy has 9 million! I have 5 million on Sion by the way! How can he have 9 million? Let's get this party started. Time to do this stuff again. I'm in the sweet spot of this strat where I haven't played enough games doing this, so people haven't realized I do it every game. In a week from now, everybody will cover this when they're up against me, and he's gonna try and do this thing. Okay it crashed, nice big. Manage one! Manage two! I'm gonna probably lose all of this cause it's not easy to farm with Gragas. It's not easy to do it on Sion. But it's still worth it to do cause you always don't want to play the early game with Gragas. So this is still better than whatever other thing would happen. This just kills me like hello. I just want to talk about the fucking... ...Gragas early game. It's impossible to get through man. Like it's so impossible to play early game Gragas. You're just dead every time. Every time. There's no avoiding it. It's not easy but no flash to ignite so it should be fine. Happy hour is coming! I'm on it! We're going to be something awkward where I can't clear the whole wave, I will let like freeing is alive, we'll see. Yeah, like him pretty sure they are just going to keep letting you do this dog shit strat. It's not dog shit, it's pretty good. Nice, got the proxy going. Now I can go up until all chapter if I have the man a lot worth it bro I'm fucking dead bruh, I'm fucking dead bruh, I'm worth it, we get raptor respawn here. If you're a champion, you can just do that. Shed, how does Silas Krag spawn? But his Raptors don't. Or has my... The Naphyra already take the Raptors. I'm so confused. I'm a little shit spot now. I'm in a bit of a spot for him. He's gonna feed the entire game I think. I'm so behind. I don't know, he just beats me like, there's no barrels, nothing, he's just out to ignite then you just beat me like this? Like hello? I have gank plank scaling but we just have better scaling so if we get to mid late game the game is over but I said that last game I was wrong but then last game they had They don't have ribbons, they don't have ribbons, so it's playable I guess. I can't fight, sorry, no mana. I'm probably TP'd. That's fucked. Fuck. gank plank is literally gonna one-shot me he has his item for sure don't really know what to do if I proxy farm he farms more than me because he can farm the barrels this is if I get a gank I don't think that's happening anytime soon I think I have a little tear problem if he has it. I mean you see this damage, he didn't even hit the barrel here. He just Q's ignite. There comes a time where he's outscaled, but I'm not gonna outscale him if he has a full item only every time. I can look for a gank mid lane but this guy has upgraded mortars even, so he's just wasted a waltz. He's inting. We're not here yet. Come on, let's go. he's so cool hold on, upgrade swiftness now shut in the fucking place so broken his damage is insane and his way of clearing is so good and his scaling is incredible right Bowson sounds like your next pick fr fr i think i'm gonna exit that open this guy's nine million points on it so he's just kind of gapping me we have timo support who's completely one of my nine Teemo as a champion. It's one of the champions that has the highest win rate per game length. One of the best skating champions in the game, statistically speaking. I trust in the Teemo carry. Bye bye! These guys are murderous, there's no dealing damage to them. I'm on it. Seven months with the most bigotry game of whoever graced the rift. OOOH! I'm half health! this game is so... can we gank him? can we like kill him once? if I can't fucking fire him, he's gonna scale I get tower though, the gangplank completely live, he left for dragon, so now he's coming going back. Now I'm going. Fuck him up. Everyone! So flashy, man! I can't with these guys! I'm going into this fight, I feel strong, I feel confident that everyone has Flash, let's get out! I lost the points! kill kill kill kill he can't get out yeah yeah big big they could open on me oh there's not fairlight bro how do we have one dragon in 18 minutes are we for real no fairlight that means my job is a lot harder I don't know what I'm gonna get ganked No annoying message, just take my free money Oh that's no fingersaddle He spot my team though Can we go here? Nope. Are they still on me? Oh my god, I don't know where I came from, oh my god, am I dead? I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead Oh Come for Penta bro, I give you pentakill come He's full MR, like unlucky man. Am I killing 4 trillion and more garen? And again no faylight, makes the game so weird though, I can't hold a faylight so I'm like always under pressure to die. I actually choose to be here, come on then. Game is very hard, honestly it's a Teemo carry type of angle. And see if you have to dissuade Oh buddy go go go we have prior other on me Not bad, he did my go baron though, spit on him Teemo, oh my god, bro FF the game like what the fuck every time I see a mage mid lane I realize that like it's just the most useless thing ever Like now Riven the carried and now Doris is completely 1v9. Are we doing any damage? Any damage at all? We lost 2, 2 for 1 for them this fight. Serious? Nooo Where'd they go? Help! Help! Tester is useless. I mean, this guy played Tester without the naming of some dragrar, So yeah Maybe this draglar is streaming mode He is walking out cause we have no CC. Fucking Teemo support man. Teemo is doing vert though, it's just like our team looks so useless. Now Fiori who falls behind, the champions is useless, a jungler with no CC, an assassin with no CC or anything who falls behind is just playing the game 4 or 5 in a while. We're making a play bot lane, we're dying, we're making a play bot lane, we're dying, They're on me top lane, I'm dying obviously I'm outnumbered so where are we winning then? If I'm getting ganked why are we dying on bot lane then? I'm getting a lot of golden up here in the week and going back into the game. I'm pushing mid, we're not fighting the stragongas. It's gonna be a little bit realistic again. your team has destroyed I stopped my B fuck bro, what a fear come on lock in Holy fuck you clearly have an ability for that Well, can't lose this Baron. It's quite important actually. time to proxy, time to proxy wave They might still go Baron. I don't know if I can stop them, but they have very little damage on it. So I don't think they should. They will not. Silas will come here, but look at his items. His full tank, Silas. This is not something I don't think I'm gonna kill him This little guy is on his Delay my robbadan I'm on the way, we see Darius toppling, maybe this is our turn should we find this? oh no he's gonna get reset oh no oh no oh my god oh my god another bruisers ramy lines on mid lane maybe that's where you should play bruisers seems completely overpowered in that room on the one That's team on defendants so that's the real question. My go team. Got the shroom off. Go Ezreal, they're dead, they're dying. Nah, hang on. Fucking king team. I got the shroom off. Go Ezreal! They're dead! They're dying! Nah, hang on. Fucking king T-Balls. He's going into raptors. Can we get him? Don't chase, don't chase! Oh my god guys. Oh my god, you guys are so worthless. It's pathetic. Like, what the fuck? Why the fuck? Holy shit, you guys are so shit at the game. Fucking embarrassing. You're a mid demon. Oh, here we go! Woh-ho-ho! FF. Demon only when I'm getting honored. You guys suck, you guys are terrible at the game. Unreal. Well, that was fun. Saved. Why no LP loss? You get no LP loss if you get out of field. If you Q top lane or support, you can't get out of field because there's no people playing this role. So instead they give out, boom, here get the Aegis of Valor, boom, here you have one, here you have one, another one. Then they just give it out randomly I think. So basically to balance it out, because mid laner mains and like ABC mains, they get ages of value all the time. Are you still shouting out to LAN? Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji. Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji. Shout out to LAN, drooling face emoji. Hashtag bring back prowlers, I'm sick of this shit. True. Trueful statement. Let's go on you. I feel like the I don't consume caffeine in any way, shape or form. I think coffee is so normal these days but I swear like how can it be normal isn't it really bad for you but I've known people who are like you would like ask them yo can hang out and they will be like ah I can't I don't find my body don't function until I have my coffee it's like bro you're literally you're that's literally drugged that's literally worse than drugs at that point you don't work unless you get coffee in you like bro we need to we need to stop drinking coffee all of us There are studies that coffee is good for your health, how? Nevermind then. Chat, how do studies work? Is studies literally only... Like, how does a study work? Is studies just ask 1,000 people and then you just get come to a conclusion? Like, sometimes I feel like studies can be wrong, you know? Vignin's has won. I was thinking, if I was part of a study, let's say, and they tested me for something, you're gonna stop drinking water and then we're gonna see how that affects your day-to-day. Okay, I stopped drinking water, but what if something happens in my life? Bro, what if I start working out at the same time period? And then the conclusion would be, oh, stop drinking water, you will feel better. But that was actually because I started working out, you know? I'm on it. Manage, man. I always do this way more than that, but I only do this to get, like, my... I get like mental block if I have to let a minion die without walking up for it. So when I do this, I don't have to walk up for CS. It comes to me, you know. Feel like I preserve a lot more health this way. It's very hard to farm with dragas Especially when the minions are juking me I'd rather can't work until I have my coffee than can't lane unless I proxy little shield. Bye bye! And now we have the Lost Chapter, big! What's I'm talking about huge start to the game People like to pick Mundo into Gragas I've felt, like I have so many times I blank Gragas and they just pick Mundo into it and they're like, oh, it's not a counter by the way, Gragas basement of quite a lot of Asking 1000 people equals violence asking 1000 random people and 1000 others to compare and running stats equals science The math is doing all the heavy lifting. Please respect I'm sorry Don't hit six. You are kidding me. I'm so giga shit at the game Oh, what am I gonna do? Oh, I have to have a proxy It's a little bit sketchy because I'm out of mana Oh, he doesn't chase, he hit that cleaver, he can kill me for sure, nice I get a better reset. Another, that's three out of three games of Gragas where I run out of mana. We said just me, like why do I permanently run out of mana? Am I doing something different? This, these games? I never run out of mana on Gragas normally. I've done it three out of three games. maybe I am a little lost at big He can't be on this wave or it would be really bad for him. He will lose three mails. Maybe even a cannon. You can't recall on cannon waves unless enemy pushes that kind of wave. I guess he has item now. Now I need my reset. Gonna be here. He might expect me to procs here, so. This is a done it so many times. Don't think I need to use TP. to kill him. Will see me, he's on me. oh got the wave and we are here oh my and with the plating and the wave oh my god very nice this is not exactly how I wanted it to go He has no ghost or ulti though, I looked to kill him. I could even flash on him if he doesn't push this wave fast enough. Big! Yes, TP, so I'm not gonna take the cannon with me. There's nine more. Oh look here, he can't really escape. Sooooooo These champions like the no mobility Champions once Gragas gets on you in this stage of the game You can't really get him off of you something's gonna perma slow He's gonna be perma slow from accused and then he's gonna be not back I don't know if he tries to ever run away, I will just ultimate back into the net Ragnos has the best CC in the game Oh yeah, I'm solo AP this game, so I'm just gonna go giggle damage I'm on it! He's having Dwarven alive. He's not even here. I'm going. I hope, I hope, I hope! Die! Die! Don't be careful. I'm dead oh my god bush is fucking warded man We have the TP top here. An ally has been slain. His enemy has been slain. Are they one more wave than go dragon? He's completely useless compared to me. That Rumble is dead on my screen. We need more, more, more, more, more, more. We're going mid, like I don't know, we're going mid here Push push push So guys we need to start to drag that this is unreal, are we in mass reel or what? Do the fucking free dragon! Ah, now it's too late, now you're all gonna get aced! Wow, look what happened now! I'll fucking bitch on you This karma has to reset by the way. Like she has to reset soon. I don't know if I'm stepping on 15 walls or not. Problem. I don't have health either shit probably a penetration type of build here because they're never going to get any m more Go like Shadowflame, Stormsearch. There's so many good AP items that it's hard to fit in one build. You want the pan, you want the void staff as well, and then you want like Raba, maybe Sonia. There's too many items you know. I can kill the Mundo if I get cover Oh you're in the fire, you're in the fire! I need healing spree. It's a 15 fight. I do flash bonda Don't have R now It's undamaged Oh, we're driving. We're still driving. I mean I had less damage than health so you're kind of right go set up for next teamfight Any enemies playing so long range, like the way the Rumble is playing like a range champion as well, they never really go in. It's hard to play the fights if I head on top of the target. Wow, this Mulder is so useless, it's insane. He's gonna eat him. It's board of daylight, all of the day. Am I getting baited with these pings? Should I actually be careful? Careful, careful, careful! Shut the fuck up, like, baiting me. Now they probably gone for me, but if they go for me we get Baron surely Bardult equals GG BARD? Okay, my bard is contemplating live showers in the middle of the game instead of actually playing the game. I can't make it to that fight, I'm just gonna stay. Low key fake objective and I'm gonna keep pushing. I'm going to base, we kill them after, kill them after. I have been slain I'm dead classic like who's being this is the qiana doing this qiana you're so shit at the game why are you even like go kill this guy i gotta recall and make it a dragon the drake is free we just gotta get there in time thank goodness it's not monday this kiana needs to shut her fucking mouth and let daddy carry this is insane I don't know what I'm witnessing here, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Can we kill them guys? can we kill them guys? someone flashed you right? I'm not sure who, maybe Rumble? I need to be better, I'm a mana If they're all there though, I can hit. Don't fight, like why are you guys looking for fight, like you're so shit at the game, Insane Now I'm gonna go top lane okay, and I'm gonna carry the game and and we will win we will win, okay Might have to go mid here Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping I don't have fair light ward, if Bard can put some more from the idea, that would be very appreciated. It's like one or two, it should be enough. I'm gonna go like this, they think I'm out and I'm gonna path up here, Rumble will be So, surprised. Ow! Oh, shit. What the fuck is his damage? I'm all fucked up, guy. you Ding ding ding ding bro you guys are unreal Can we calm the fuck down? I'm gonna do that some mr. She doesn't matter gonna look for the kill I might be dead, you know Let's get out of here I think we kill Rumble there. Does this faylight reach here or are we for real? Oh this faylight fucking sees everything. We might threaten Baron while we go dragon, but I don't think it's an angle. This guy's inter. Inter's spotted by the way. He can't get off of me. He can't get off of me. Kill this man. oh i missed oh i'm so s**t drop, i'm dead We can do it, yeah, because Jormon has to be. Oh, never mind, never mind. Let's get out of here. I'm so OP. I just need a good fight where I get like an angle, best would be a flank. If I go, if I'm like in the front line of everything, it's very easy for them to expect me. But if I'm flanking... I wonder if I should split push for the win, or if I should group, probably group. I'm wondering if even Flash is on mid lane. We have to give everything. Oh, inter No, not the Mundo, not the Mundo I have the flash here It's really bad I'll lose the game here. Stupid top. I need to recall with someone I feel like, or else I can't even turn. I can talk about this bye bye Don't hide, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come on, come on, not bad, one for one in inhibitor. They got a fake objective anyways. Not bad. 3% pen. Yeah, maybe I should get a percent pen. For boots. Void or Crypto Blum, I wonder what's more value, I might go Crypto Blum, give CDR as well, If I can avoid I might overcap What is this top wave guys there's like five guns We even want to fight this dragon This Mundo has scale, what is this shit creature, what do we do about the Mundo guys, he's completely off here, I'm not getting through this. hey good luck on the fight come coming coming coming mundo is off mundo is off this our moment I got it, I got it. Just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live, just live! Get the fuck out, Bard! Get the fuck out! Alright, I got a soul, and I got the mid wave. And I got the mid wave, pushed the mid wave earlier into the fight. Even if we lost the fight, the game is not over. Very nice. This is not winning. Yeah this Mundo is a problem by the way, isn't it 20, like how did we even get to this point? I almost stomped the game I got my flash now though so it makes my I'm gonna jump a lot stronger Reignar is here on 9 Yeah but she has 4 and a half item, but she's not weak KDA KDA doesn't matter Right, it's so much damage, it is insane. I think I'm going mid here right? I don't want to participate in the fight and maybe lose the game. I'm gonna do the safe play. I know I could be a difference maker but this is the safer play. OHHHHH! He's definitely damaged his nut. YOW! FUCK! FUCK! Can we take an emitter chair? We still have a few seconds. I won Shadet by the way. I'm gonna sneak in here I can't I don't know if anything I'm dead now Oh, Fates has shot Oh, Matthew died, shit Shit, but it is hard game oh my come on come on come on come on guys let's have a do things take the big crab get on the vision out you could maybe start dealing with our jungler I outburst then his might this is pro this is such a pro I have it that I have it that oh my god I'm sorry That dude scared us off a damnit We can't It's free, we're free, but we have Baron We can't end by the way I'm not flashed I don't think I'm gonna ever do that in the top of my head I'm done I'm just gonna take this for the... ignore the mundo I'm dying OH SHIT'S ONE GET HIM Oh my... Driven up soon. I'm like half running out of mana here. I can't, like I don't think we can waste here. We gotta wait for our team. Oh my god, GG. GG Plus 50 So I said you let daddy carry you stop talking let daddy carry 110 oh my god 110,000 damage more than double what anyone else even had Very nice, very nice. Fixed a perfect gameplay. Cookie screen, thank you for the sub. What's this out in ranked? Oh, spaghetti, thank you for the sub. If I lost that game I would've won, we won her for sure. But because I win, I have nothing to prove. Bibi. you you Oh, I'm back. I am back, shout out L and R. Well Camille It's a human spiritualist, he doesn't tell me much. You know what's hard about being a princess, nothing. Seraphine, is she a princess? Amivia, Lissandra? Bro, who the fuck is a prince? Lachs? Kiana? Nah, they played, I don't know what to say about this. Since when was she a princess? Princess. Silian. My favorite skin. Sugar rush. LASERTRANS vs PAPERA supermassive ooooh wait I don't actually remember I'm trying to remember what game this was this was an EU master and I think we were down 2 and 1 in score we were actually down 2 and 1 and if we lose this game We will be out of the entire tournament, right? Enemy decides to target ban three of my champions. Gragas, Sion, Shogaf, shit, don't really know what to do. Don't really know what to do. Reckless tells me, Baus, I trust in your cane. The rest of the team seems a little bit skeptical. They don't know really, really cane. Cain top. who even plays cane top lane, the hell? So what ended up happening is I go for, go, play out the laning phase, it goes how it goes, but then in the mid game I actually get a solo kill on enemy top laner, which swings the game entirely and then we end up winning the game and then we win the entire series. Two, six, eight or something. I was right on the depths. 4, 6, 4, 12, 0. Big, big. I haven't win the entire game. End the series. I don't want to credit myself only, but I do. Like, if you were to go back in this, and you look, you did realize that this was the turn. This is when we start turning the seers around. Once I start getting that solo kill, so yeah. Clean game. game one more Gragas game you're jacks to see what matter by ever I don't think jacks is that good into Givana she's more of a spellcaster than and an altar attacker. I'll play Gragas last game. Switch things up a bit. the I hope this kid doesn't eat me again Welcome to Summoner's Blade. Gotta keep limber at my age. Minions have spawned. Really don't wanna bite you. Back! Who am I gonna get? I thought you were gonna feel like I'm gonna get shit on this ladyface. all men with a lamp, cut it through I can't really focus I should have been here for fun like this. new vc a girl a while back yeah but that was the house I think he's a poor knight, dodge this E's, if you fire a lot of damage, and he has the fire touch. oh my god like holy fuck free camp gank fuck me I need level 4 if I want to kill her next wave. the I'm dead! I'm not blind shit. Nice team, keep it up guys, keep it up guys. This champion has so much splash damage, like I'm just dying to air, I feel like. Oh my god man I guess kill me already Yeah, playable game by the way, woohoo! I tried to like flash the shivan out but the hitbox is so massive it's like impossible to dodge the An ally has been snagged Oh Yeah, nice nice I'm so mad. What the fuck is that, but I don't know what it's called. We drop nade nade, sell the team, go for playdings, what do you think? So Can we get out nice no cash on this What am I seeing here are you also on the rank 1 grind? Malz, there's way too many naded at the lasers in the chat right now. Let's get it under control, yeah. I want to be now, I want to be TP I guess, I won't have TP for drake, it's a little darker than what I did here, I can't regret it, because I have TP back to lane, I'm playing Jax I can't miss a wave my team is on their own for this drake fucking dragon champion man I'm going to ward here and peace out. I'm so cooked. Ah, where are the enemies? and that in the team I see you arrived in high-ello rank 1 baby. One week, two weeks, three weeks from now. We will be talking about the greatest time of all time. The boofiest rank one grind. I didn't know they were topside. So bad Shall my team is doing insanely well these these nuts is all doing very well keep up guys Your vision has destroyed and turned. Hi. What is Janna doing alone in our jungle Janna? All this damage man, holy shit Oh my god Oh my god, where the fuck? We'll see you later, good on Drax. Nah, that's gonna be all clears. I have ulted every new dmg Nice. Let's get out of here I get a vent over tp If I'm in a teamfight, I carry the teamfight, just saying. I must have done topside instead of play on me. because we get out of here Oh, please bro, who are you fucking with? Oh shit, they're on the yarn day oh you're so fucked i don't know man Oh We'd be so we found the kids Oh, please, like what are we doing? Come on guys! Oh, Casdine! Woo! You're welcome Let me chop on you, so we... Someone said, who is Sarah and why can't Nemesis date her? I don't know Bro you're you're you're going into some crazy parasocial behavior here my bed I don't know what you're afraid to but my best tip is don't stop stop everything you're doing right now We have soul in 140. I'm kind of on the wrong side of the map. I actually have to go top here. Feels so weird. I didn't even have anything good to buy Guys need to not int. Oh, he doesn't have execute yet. How can you be 22 minutes with no execute? Nice guys! Nice! nice we can win this nice let's go guys as one talking about nice Tim carry pop today they don't need me right We could make a play on me but like I don't die I don't have words for the fail lights, it's hard to play the game. What am I doing? Nice, let's go. What's on talk in the wild? Huge fight. Rek'Sai is coming Oh, he's... Stand still! Oh, fuck! Stand still! We still have vision on me! I'm going here. get him, get him, get him! double inhibitor B I think is the best choice I'm not very healthy, let's go for another one Chills my man Boom boom boom boom boom Shibana's tail is so long and fake like there's a sexual element to it you can't ignore. Well, the end of the world isn't gonna be perfect though. I don't know what that is. Oh, thank you, John! Guys! Guys! Come on, guys! Kill them all, get them all guys! Nice. 3 Almost 1600 LP What's that? That is rank 9 you What should we watch today? Let's see if Britain's got talent got anything. Welsh master team channel dark fantasy in high flying twisted love story, semifinals, B, G, T, 20, 20, 6 Hold off that was not so cool Oh Really holy I was pretty good I was pretty good I kind of like that. had it all going on the energy was 10 out of 10 costumes amazing music was fantastic that couldn't have gone any better well done oh my gosh the drama the passion the intention through that was incredible I I mean at the end as well what I don't know what your name is but you the queen I didn't I couldn't believe how high you weren't how much you trust him, but that's awesome That's awesome. I don't really care about what the judges have to say That was an amazing addition Rapper Ren DMC roast Simon Cowell's wardrobe semifinal BGT 2026 I First of all, I came out to KSA's music I was harsh on your music last time given another listen and it's not that bad You're off the hook I learning the lyrics of the night for a week and this one song it was good pick of it should have put it cold because I'm sick of it look with the head that large when they looked in your brain I'm surprised it was empty under my name I'm gonna test me cuz it's bandana with the size of a bedsheet I want to be proud of your arm so many bad songs how big your chart last time I wasn't loud for the start but this time I'm gonna need to cry for this part look Now let me see everybody put a hand up, keep them hands up, hands in the movie. Now everybody keep those hands up, if you think that she's stop making music. Now our manzah should be making more songs. She got the talent but she only put out four songs. When she's the sister of you, who put flex. But when she talks, I am truly annoyed. But I love her manzah, she can tell- I'm sorry, Shadow got into a game. But that guy was going in, he was roasting the hell out of them. I'm dead, I have to flash. Why am I playing versus fucking Annie? Annie with E-Stars, well I'm so fucked. yeah bro I already know this is gonna be unplayable like I already know this would be completely unplayable he's gonna kill me with ignite if anything When this wave crashes, I'm half health. She probably kills me. I'm not going to die to this. Oh, you're so mad at me, god fuck. Lol. Lol. Shit game. needs to fall I guess I gotta make level 9 somehow, if I make it at 9 winnable. Nice team, let's go And I have been slain double kill I'm no API done so clear in waves is not that easy W! You are so fucked Annie! You are so fucked! Flash ignite and away crashes! You are screwed! GG, GG. You gotta press B. Press B or you lose the game. The way it's not fully pushing into me I guess. I was hoping the wave would push more into me, it is, but I got a lot of minions. My team is holding the wave, that's whatever, I'm just gonna watch them then crash it down. Oh my god. What is this game? Why is there 15 people top? This guy is even here Halo blades boom in my lane, what all? oh my god oh my god what's the point of this I can't. I use one FF. be a darling and hold the wave, yeah? Don't let it crash, yeah? Bad girl. It's gonna push every wave into her face. for proxy this game. The only way she can proxy me is to like burn her ult or something. This is very good. So it might go for me. It's a level 1 mess. maybe I should tip it to my team here on that bot ward I got my stub. Hi, I like your haircut. Yup, did. This won't be an easy game. I need some brawls Ah, you're E-Killing me. That is so fucked up. There's nothing. This lane is just impossible, like Annie walks up to me, point and clicks down and I'm dead, like I can't fight back. Like they pick Annie Top lane, we just need to camp her, no? Like where is my team? Wukong come, Furma gank her. Nice. Then she's Pressor and I'm out of the lane. I've got to wait for it to expire. Let's get the fuck out of here. Maybe we have to scale them. They don't have an ADC. Dragus is insane that it came. I'm a 4-0-7 on my team, so they'll be worrisome. I hope Lee is not there. I see burst for pink ward Look at this fucking burger off of me it's dead What's the point of playing the game? Can we just FF already? This is completely unplayable. We're going all in on bot lane, we can't even take the tower versus one side. One side is spending bot lane one by one, the game is completely unplayable. This is why top lane is so fucking frustrating because you have this fucking disgusting player who goes and in top lane which is just so disgusting to play versus and then they They also get camped, like a game like this you can never be enjoyed, because I'm playing with the mo- like this is just unplayable, Gragas Annie, like what am I supposed to do? And then I also get camped, so then it's just like, I can't do anything. At least if I had a playable matchup it would actually be fine to get camped, but the unplayable match up and fucking getting camped. Okay, I can do it. I'll be late on dragon. Four guys. Should I try and kill Annie on the way? She's gonna miss a full cannon wave for going in this early. Ah! Get her, bitch, ass. Nice! Oh, I can't farm timbers! Nice! Nice, nice. That's a dragon for us. It was actually a winning fight. I mean, there are Annie side. They wasn't participating for some reason. And the Annie with the timbers. Beautiful. I thought this Drake fight would be loosing, but enemy just went on mid lane for some reason. See, I told you, Baos, what did Draven say? Can win, enemies are low elo. Don't get it off, he got it off. I'm gonna need some help here, please help me! Block! Get him! Get him! Nice! Nice! Big! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice! I bought the top waves, which one do I clear though? the same go bot, I'm going for the big wave they are fighting in one of them nice he is my fanfiction. Walls takes my hands tenderly, runs it along his neck, looks at me, and says, why are you so handsome? I can't resist any longer and rush to kiss him. I'm over the moon. I finally found luck. Oh she's fucking stuck on the wall so I can't push her out of it. Oh my god. It's fake objective, uh oh. It's not the fake objective though. Oh, they got it and they all get out. Real objective. But the reason it's fake is because it's a useless buff anyways. Can we kill this Annie once? Can we gank her one time? She's brawn behind her, can't. We are tipi behind them. Going. This might be a good angle. Can kill the Lee. Oh, my f**k. We might be able to take the dragon here. I'm gonna save me there. Looks like we're giving them still going to try and sneak away. now it's fightable by the way she's keep pushing like holy fuck Ah, dead. My team is running around like fucking bots, man. Imagine if they go 4 man bot on me and they don't kill me, and my team is pushing mid and I relish pushing top. Game's over. I think, probably should face x-man. He's fighting mid for no reason. Wow, we let him cat and do the same thing that you did. I'm going to buy some normal defending. just fucking barrier I'm pushing bot, getting said to go here, Katta is going top, no one's defending, I have to defend versus Katarina, my team is mid for 4 minutes straight, I really will never go side, I can't play the game, it's insane. And then I go bolt and Draven runs all the way to bolt on Drake Timer and then the entire situation gets completely fucked up because these guys don't know how to play the game. It's insane. My Relia goes mid again, like what do you guys think is gonna happen in one minute? We're gonna have no control of the map. Wow, shocker. I'm going here, just fucking go bot, Drake is falling. I have item, we should be for it It's a fucking give-angles before real matter if I get five playing stop I mean I can care of the game with that. But if my team fights I have to join. It's too late into the game to sacrifice my team. They are sending fast, they are sending TP. Fuck them, fuck them please Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him Hey, you killed my can, huh? I can't chase, I can I guess I don't know where he went I can't let him out Yeah I'm sorry I should have kept chasing I think. Maybe we could have ended. We can be here. The map is going to be on fire after this dragon. But if it is what it is, we're just going to have to play very slow, get on the phone back. oh my god I'm so strong now oh wow I'm so strong now oh boy I'm not flash It was a bit of a problem Like here because the map is on fire. I can easily get caught here if I'm not careful We saw Katta bot, so I don't think it's gonna happen And I rally again goes mid so I guess I have to go bot eventually oh my god I'm so fat right now it's insane holy fuck four full items we're dead but I can defend these steps are irrelevant because it's not baron or dragon or anything oh seven team surely I can defend It's a cannon, so it's a... Maybe this is just over. Still has R? I can't, these players are shit. How can I play the game if I really never go side? If I really never go side, how can I even play the game as a top laner? The game is so unplayable. So shit player. Oh, here's the valor again. Big. We are every last in the ages of valor nice. What's I'm talking about give it a shit Were you out to field or something I don't get it why didn't he play like this? I really I owe to be hello It's a top man, I could be a top man, I never go side. you Have you seen Sweden's performance of Eurovision? No. Eurovision is completely rigged. They rigged everything in that show, so I don't enjoy it. It's a British talent. And the boys choir go stargazing Like or dagger finger something It's crazy I see my whole life. Ooh. It's a no, it's a no, it's a no. Ooh. Promise that you'll hold me close and let me know. Take my heart, don't pray. Whoo Hell yeah I can't pay for being a moderator though, that's not how it works. this is crazy good by the way you get like goosebumps a little bit I feel like being in a choir, you can fake it, you make it. I don't know how to sing at all, but it's not gonna matter because it's fit for the other people singing over here. And you're part of the group, you know? This guy doesn't know how to sing, you know? are we red side this game? I don't know why I keep giving, why I'm not 5 pick every game like... actually I just 5 pick every game because now I'm just getting countered all the time Welcome to Summoner's Rift. Of Team Ordangl, do we FF or what? Need some grog. Minions has spawned. Oh my god. First we know that you have to find a phone out of battle. An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain. If I get 6 out of 6 here, I'm in a good spot, I have a chance I'm dead though, I don't see it, it's not laneable. I'm selling. Let's get it started, starting. I can just dining, man. Unreal! BUDDY BUDDY BYE BYE mistake from him he should expect that every single time oh oh Oh my god Down here, bullshit! Oh, yeah! I'm dead. FF. game already looking cooked Nice, good trade. Everytime I pan my camera over to the set I get depression, like guy it is what it is. Last game enemy set completely won. Oh. Nevermind. I don't mind. I can kill them! Nice! I'm gonna pee mine again. So when does this team and jungle scale then? Let's level the playing field. Oh, I fucked up. you Silas and Tyler one all stars one V1 turn it's good You were doing so well, you even outplayed me, what's the meaning of this? You Silas in 1v1 Aram. Oh. I lost the player. I lost the player Oh I I can't even say what, 9 and 2? I think there's some platings here. Oh Bye bye I'm soo fuuuuuuck I don't know what I'm doing. to the thing all right we got it go pick it up Okay, enter. So this is more than me talking to playdings. the list has wits and this is a memoir I guess I'm walking to dragon will be on vision I'm dead. Get me out! Get me out! She's gonna run me. Oh, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. Take it fast. Take it fast. Hurry hurry hurry hurry! Nice! Nice! Nice! Oh boy! He's mad! as you can see, I'm not smart I don't want to fight this, this is gonna be my top wave. I'm behind the side. Oh yeah! You little freak! No! Bro, can you get off of me? What the fuck, man? She's full tank, she has to do a lot of damage I guess. I have Mercs, Threads, Murp Threads, Murp Threads, and then Kalista is also full tank. It's not going to be for me to do anything here. I want to ward phailite, I want to waste ward on this one, I want to ward a good phailite classic team is classic challenger play get caught so bait them into starting fake Oh, Teemo's gonna steal it. Here he is. Into the fucking game. It's fucking Teemo dead. Wee stell! Ha ha ha ha! Kits! Disgusting feeder. and When we want blood come on come on guys I don't think it's a mid tower weird ones dying. I don't know how we're dying but You're trying so hard to get me! You're trying so hard! Oh she's tilting, she's typing! Ah it's unreal that this mid tower still stands by the way. I'm coming Ah, we're cooked, let's be honest. They can Baron spawns at the same time, they have soul, point we do not, they are gonna trade, give us drake and take Baron for themselves, this will not be easy. I don't know He's going to kill me I really felt like I was going to kill him I'm coming here so I just have to catch bot. Maybe we can catch them. I'm gonna get a Faelyed ward on enemy's top side. That will help a lot to see what's happening. I'm just gonna make sure I don't get caught doing it, like they're not showing me here for example. I'm sure he's killed the Vladimir. Where you going? We're back here. I'm ending the game. I don't care about the camera, I don't care about this in all of hell. Gigaflank, gigaflank, now hold on, lemme cook. I'm on firelight. He's low. No dash. No dash. No smoke. Oh, he's losing. Oh he's losing. He's gonna block. Block. I don't have much here. It's good. It's good. Sylas died. Sylas died. I'm coming back in. We can get this dragon still. Did they just shroom kill him? I ain't no way W Teemo You can play Baron as well. damage? oh and we get the imbecile, the imbecile didn't think killer, they're all inting actually Oh Oh Nice Go clean game 1600 LP oh my god oh my god wow I mean that's my LP record I could be wrong here but it might be my LP record of all time There's a quick way to check it I guess 37 months please stream more Why does it say 1300? Yeah it's my peak LP record, it's my peak when it comes to LP but it's not my peak when it comes to rank So my rank is like rank 2 right? I got on rank 1 but I was early into the season so I don't count it. Got on rank 2. But now I'm only rank 139 right? A little bit more cause that's not deaded. Man, Bufius keep catching Ws. I don't know what to tell you guys. best arena player best at solo killing faker player now you just need to win 1v1 tourney and you're on par with faker I keep I keep winning stuff I don't know I find solo queue winning arena tournament bro like the balls community can be proud of their streamer even though I'm older than you I hope to grow up and be as great as you one day but chef how did I actually get age level or twice today. I got it on this game and this game. That doesn't make any sense. I got my main role every game. I keep getting ages of valor. Anyways, that's what's on YouTube. KSI in tears over Sonny Green's golden buzzer-worthy poem, IGT 20.06. So the other day, I was walking my son into school and he's 17, he's done that thing where he got a little bit embarrassed because his mates were there. So he didn't want to give me a cuddle but I called him back anyway and I said come here. And it got me thinking, I wonder if he'll ever be too old for that. So I wrote him this piece for when he's ready to read it. That's okay. Oh, that's weird. What kind of audition is this? Now, it don't matter how old you get, you're never too old for a cuddle from your dad. I will embarrass you somewhere along the way, but that's okay. That's what dads tend to do. Right now, you probably think you know it all. The quicker you realise you don't, the easier life gets. You've got two eyes, two ears and one mouth, because you should listen and see twice as much as you should speak, but never miss the moment to say what needs to be said. Like telling your family you love them before you walk out the door. Because not everyone makes it back. Now, not everyone out there is gonna be your friend. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be friendly use manners and use respect but don't let no one take you for a mug Love is said by many Love is Said by many but understood by flu. It's not always what you say. It's what you do So be a man of action by your mums and flowers Hold the door open for strangers and do your best to soak up the stress and smile, even when you ain't got much left. This is good. Because that's the test. Who are you when the world's at your neck? Maybe then, you'll remember what I said. You'll never be too old to get a cuddle from your dad. I Hope you find God like I did for the Lord is my refuge and my strength and when we meet I'll make a one-day Finally all this will make sense We all have the freedom to choose. I'll never force my views upon you But I'll do my best to show you Like a little can go a long long way So learn how to cook yourself some eggs When you get up in the morning, make your bed and stretch those legs and work, work hard, but it's just as important to rest. That's why you give 100% so you can rest knowing you gave it your best. Oh, and pride. Pride comes before a fall. It's to be humble, but never forget who you are. And love. And him. And him. Never forget who you are and laugh. laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh till tears come out of your eyes and you drown in a comedy of life because truth is stranger than fiction don't ever be surprised what other people say and do is true some people are genuinely mad but it doesn't matter how old you get skip you'll never be too old let's get a cuddle off your dap damn It's a go. It's a go. In good health and explore. Never be afraid to ask for help but sometimes you've got to help yourself for sure, be accountable. It's only right that sometimes you're wrong and that you learn from your mistakes. Do you know what? It's even better if you can learn from my hands. So go on. Ask me. Ask me anything is fine. There's very few things in life your dad hasn't tried. Anyway, that's a letter for another day. They say the world is your worst off. So give it a crack. See what each country has inside and I hope you if I'm pose my boy of wisdom and of joy and you make memories no one Kisa is crying bro bro that hit deep man that hit deep I like that bro they pick fucking malphite kiana and i'm like oh kiana jungle malphite It's fucking flex pics these days, this is tough. I'm dying level 1. He's a good death. I cleared the entire thing in passive. Not really. See what's hitting me. Any of them next, thank you for 5 get the subs. Much appreciated. FF the game please, he's not playable. TP proxy for rest of the game I guess, try it too at least, he won't be easy. I don't know why I'm picking this dark tree, I don't know why I picked Sion even, Sion in Hi-Hilo, I'm begging to Luchs. What a pile of horseshit this champion is. I guess that by such how can I play the game? can't kill them they want me to use us we're gonna die next wave i guess we'll catch both waves Tripoli is recalled there, wow, there's not a counterplay to that. Why am I picking Sion? Like I go the entire day perma-winning, every game is good. The only games I can play the game is when I pick Sion. This champion is so dogshit. do me top is better Don't come top, we'll both die. Giga play. Oh, holy... Sound smart. Paint play. I need to execute. Nope. I'll just go for the wave here and then go for Lulu, but I got to her flash so I should have my bot lane a little bit. This virus has 1500 health and tabi's, I can't touch him. Maybe I make the procs in time. everyone swiftens boats there's flash, maybe get plating Time to proxy! Time to proxy the wave! He's on the lane, he's killing me. That was my land wave Hello guys I can do that every two minutes, two and a half minutes. Is it weird to take jungle camp for my jungler? Nobody can drag me down. Bro, one direction is hidden gem. They don't get the credit they deserve. Woohoo, we killed him. Massive kill. I'm out of here. You gotta buy a Brutalizer. Fucking brutalizer. Can't dark spam into opportunity anymore. Bring back opportunity, that was such a fun item. Up, I think. I got outplayed. Nice. Gonna take over fully. Michael Jackson in my team man this guy is nuts He's got the inter. Boop boop boop Ah yeah, how's it going rice rice that awkward I want my hundred gold vein, come. Oh, Kiana. That's free hundred gold. The map is on fire, I'm gaining 100 gold for 10 seconds here, getting completely out of control I'm getting completely out of control you gotta contain me don't let me lose on on the rift. Am I dead? It's really good, we're getting a top lay done. Oh, and we're killing the Varus, I take the bot wave. And I get the cannon. GG. And we stole the- oh my god! Oh my god! And we stole the dragon! Well, GG! Oh my god she's so funny I don't know what to do. Oh my god, he wasn't done. Why didn't you use that entire fight? Like why we didn't save it? Poor dad. My E-Vark is gonna grant me a wish if I can't get a Tentacill. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Kiana? I'm pretty fed this game, I'm 3 and a half items, promise getting on them, like Jhanna is so slippery, Vayne is so slippery, Varus is easy to get on, Malphite is full tank, I think Barris and Lulu are my targets I think. Ganna will come here for that fat shield, which is a certain thing. What are we doing guys? You're for leech I got 16 here Kill Malninian please She got dead. Get off of me! Like holy fuck! Why does my minions refuse to kill one minion? Like I needed a 60 before I could have stayed. guys you can't end, play in heliport please this nidalee is sitting on the e-couch tonight She's barely getting any kills and she's asking for a pentakill, I don't know. the This Nidalee is getting late tonight! I hate this waiting. She warded here. Faeli doesn't go here though Red out There's also the faeli being warded Guys we're not we're letting them push top till narnia like Approximately I'm looking for bot kill or something Oh, I just pressed flash, but it's so cool Oops. He's got a witch there, yo. Nice team, let's go! Nice! That's what I'm talking about! That's it! GG! Oh, special! Wow! That's sick. That's sick. The boss special, last game. Very nice. I just can't seem to lose chat, I lost this game, that was unplayable, but then the other one died I just can't seem to lose. How many spots have I climbed today? I went down 5 spots? That can't be right! That can't be right. Was the poem? Oh yeah, we need to finish the poem! I'm gonna go back a little bit so we get back into the story. They say the world is your oyster. So give it a crack. See what each country has inside and I hope you find pearls, my boy. It's wisdom and of joy and you make memories that no one can ever take away. the hell no matter how old you get never forget how to play never forget how to play because no matter how old I get I'll never get tired of seeing you have fun because you won't never be too old to get a cuddle off your dad aww it's his kids I'll never be too old I'll never be too old I'll never be too old I'll never be too old I'll never be too old. I'll never be too old to get a cuddle with my sons. Yeah? Aww. That's adorable. That is adorable. When we, your audition really affected me quite deeply and to have those moments on this show those really quiet still moments where you connect with someone on a deeper level it's quite rare you're real that's quite rare you make us think you make us feel something and it's beautiful and I did and I watched the whole thing with a smile on my face there's something about you sonny you're just magic and you're meant for this this life is meant for you yeah you're shining and beautiful I loved it I loved it I want more! Yes, oh my gosh, I think Alicia gave the words of the night for you which is that you I meant I cried a little bit too, I saw that. That was very, very heartening, it hits, it hits very deep. Never forget how to play, yeah. I have Queen Match up. Unplayable. But if I get Rocket Belt, maybe I can do something. Guy in a mighty free of boy you're welcome Where is she She'll for bro how the fuck did this guys I'm gonna miss, I'm gonna miss like 8 of these by the way, there's no way. oh my god like why my counter picked every game I'm going to do AI generated strategy, I'm just going to sit and go 4 CS a minute and then just the queen is going to get rage baited into doing something stupid, I'm going to win the game. Hey, I would like to test the new emote that Alanar told me to use in the future shoutout donors but don't forget, drooling face emoji, still the best one Alanar, moon viewing ceremony emoji, shoutout Alanar, moon viewing ceremony emoji, shoutout Alanar, moon viewing ceremony emoji shout out Alanar moon viewing ceremony emoji shout out moon thank you mods can we just take a second to appreciate the moderators of the channel coming here every day doing the doing good work Wurf. Not really. Oh fuck you, Greenleck. I didn't need to do that man, I was in such a good spot as well. The rest of the world won't follow, not on my watch. An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain. Enemy of double kill. Yo, could I get some help here? Game is unplayable for me, completely unplayable, I step up for a minion, I take half of my health. Any, any gank or something? would be appreciated at this point. I don't want this to push into me. No, no. I don't get help. I get the one who gets fucking flashed corner, it's like nice. I'm going to drop big massive gank. I feel like I won't trade autos with her. I just have to like kind of jump on her and gap close so versus a champion like Queen I think it's more important to get a rocket belt over dusk and dawn This is more important to gap close and this to actually have damage in melee You drop Syra once again, you're doing good. Bowsy. Bowsy. Bowsy. I wish it I'm sleeping here Just get a new camera. Would you believe me if I said I tried like five different cameras? This is most of the best one Any good camera these days is not easy Even cameras don't want to look at you little bro Hey Well I'm gonna get you Close. Oh! Woohoo! Woohohohohohoho! Bye bye! Bye bye! Nekht! Nekht it! Shut up, Ezreal. You int and then you call for next? Bro Sounds like you I've never done that Bro, I'm the type of person that If I do badly I focus more on trying to win the game What can I do best to help out my team Bro, the only time I would ever call for an FF Is if I do well myself Well, out is crazy So I rest up 15 people Where are you going? Oh fuck! Can't see! Everybody's here. The hell? Can we lose dragon? Guys? would be a hard game I'm going to kill you, right? my god Oh my god. Where is no flash? We played map. This queen has 8 kills. I have 5 deaths. Am I feeding this game? SORT I'm just playing for fun. She's 111, 111 and 17 is nuts by the way. People like this ruin the integrity of the rank ladder. the I'm gonna take one more wave then we play drake. I think we should play this. I'm strong. My king is dead though. But they're fake devs because he's fucking useless Senna instead she wasn't going to do anything if she was alive look there there there guys we should just don't do this Drake yeah Can we not give it to him? Oh my god, oh my god. I've changed my mind, wish it had... I pushed Ryder I'm getting ready to fight about now. Skarner all alone. Ah, maybe one guy there. Oh my god. Okay, damn. Every time I press Tab, Senna has 4 wards in her inventory. She doesn't play the game. I mean I'm with the Siren on this one. The Senna is literally win trading. She doesn't play the game. We have had 0 wards on the map this entire game, because he just refused to play. Stop caring so much bro! My bad! Damn, okay! Well, let's stop caring! I'm gonna take over top and Yasuo dies, take over mid maybe. Everyone is dying everywhere. Everytime I go on some of the flesh everytime. Stop queuing ranked if you don't want to win, says the Syrah. I want to have fun and win if the game is not fun, just go next. How is this fun? You win play level 1 just to waste only for a minute of game. Senna said he wants to have fun, put him back to normal. Chat, are you team have fun or team try hard every game? I wish I could slurry. I'll give you the last, I'll give you the truth Oh we dead They don't play dragon Change of plans Play FF 2 plus 5 on FF vote you think you're ending Flame me as much as you want but don't be a fucking liar. Whatever you do when you're playing with Tana, do not lie. Don't ever lie in front of this guy. Yasuo! You play the game! Nice game. I'll do one more. banditry escape is illo I don't know I think I snuck in once a day I haven't even covered my client maybe there is not in my illo bracket anymore maybe they're too low illo to play versus me I miss him. FAAAANBIM Ultra Instinct is OOOH, Grandmaster! Ahh! And he pivoted into Gragas OTP! Wha- what's my shampoo pull too hard for you? What happened? you couldn't manage the other champs or what? You had to become a Gregor so to pee? You couldn't play the rest of them? Too difficult? And his grandmaster? Embarrassing. Joao! Oyo! Oyo! 900er... Are you serious? Bro.. he can't even snipe me even if he tries to. Even if he tries to, he can't even snipe me. Oh my god... Joao! Joao! So that is just terrible news. Yeah, good luck in low master, idiot. Oh, my support is hovering send now. so we have an hour and 15 minutes is my support will the hook He's muddied, he's muddied. i swear we just played, didn't we just play astral senna into pike? i sort of think it's going to form this game you see a pike you see a pike and you... I'm getting to the point where I'm just criticizing everything, I just trust my teammates to know what they're doing and not overthink stuff. Let me focus on my own game. I don't know what speed scaring. our volley game. This has been a while. I mean you need a bruiser as a scaring. Otherwise This is doubly as to my value. What's the build nowadays on the bear? The bear build? I think it's AD. I think I'm gonna go back to my old build on volley. I think that's gonna do it, bait. I'm gonna rush rocket belt. He's tossing the on bait. Look at the stats it gives, it gives insane stats. This is so expensive, you know. That's it. I lose here, I get two E's on him and I still lose level 1. Oh no, it's a baby. come with each step I take the wind gathers and the price Big damage, crush this wave, look to dive. of course his W ability, he does not have baited out. I'm bad. Oh my god! My Q ran out! Top is over, this entire game is lost now. This entire game is lost now, unlucky. I play for fun, it's okay. I get ulti when I'm dead, Mike. You're so bad, he's lagging, I have a boss here, god it does. I hinted my tamper for this, but not worth at all, I should never do this. Or maybe Garen is decid, so he can't draw back to lane. I have your two boots here. It's lagging. a a a a a a a I have to kill him there, I was actually gonna run him down and kill him anyways, the fact that he stops walking could be a strategy to make me leave him alone. Don't get manipulated. Rule number one, don't let people manipulate you into treating them better. This procs is very unnecessary, shouldn't be doing it, might die for it. I met the flash! Where's my flash not going off? I'm lagging. I'm actually lagging though. I have been slain. I have been slain. Once history was ripped by once history was ripped by once history was ripped by I don't have a ward, good sketchy, big one raptors, I bet you'd pick up a ward. I gotta push and go there I see your damage! I feel like it needs to be nerfed. Nerfed immediately. He's gonna read him back to full health. I can't do that. Why did Riot nerf all of your top laners? I'm afraid you will take over like a game in the real world. I think so. Malsand is working on the balance team. Biggest hate whatsoever. Come on! Come on! oh Bear Shit if you got to be any animal in the world which one which animal reduce shows I would choose a goat wouldn't change much but yeah, that's the animal I would choose Yo, boss, did I ever tell you about my first job? I used to work in a zoo, where I could conserve elephants. The pay was bad, but the tips were cute. Really. I can tank this. Oh. guys what about the drake drake the work work do you know that your only good thing is that you're missing a few days? I mean I'm pumping numbers, I'm doing 3,500 damage per fight, my damage per health is insane. I don't know how we're losing these fights. I have the TP top, maybe give it a break. We see Jin recalling and Garen has battenp as well, maybe we can fight it, but don't get them for free do we have it? offer to be here to go be I mean it's a give a top angle get me What am I recalling? An ally has been slain. BWAAAARGH! Give off ya! Let's go, Garen! That's my goat! You know it does more, Garen. Your ulti does more damage to lower health to target this. Just a little tip for you. You actually want to use that as an executability, not when I'm full health. I got you bro, don't even worry about it. I have Tabi's into Rise, this is not a great matchup. he eats me yeah, yeah I see him drop to death ah, I think I'm dead one for one everybody went top, this is worth hit, hit this is winning if we stay like this the side is in thing, that's fine if you can defend this tower, ah it's heralded give me a go dd hope i don't Are we saving our for next elder split or something talk to be we're talking to a baby bro it's on CD open your eyes what the fuck I have fucking I don't have English keyboards I don't know. I'll have to quiz your mark. What the fuck he doesn't miss! I love the world if there's stillness. Part is on out. Must it be? What if I say fuck top and we open drake here? It's fuck top. Garen won't push there anyways. I don't have flash now, goddammit, fail dive, we go build up harder now. Pay balls, I recently became a father and honestly it's been terrifying. Nobody prepares you for the responsibility or pressure. Every day I'm scared of making mistakes that affect my son forever. Watching your stream taught me something important. Okay, what? Even if you completely run it down early, as long as you keep farming and believing, eventually you'll become useful again. Anyways, gotta go. My wife told me I'm no longer allowed to watch Twitch while holding the baby. going oh you made me angry oh and i live oh it's crazy it's fucking nuts Please, please, guys, please no Baron. Please no Baron, guys. Fake objective, guys. Someone is dying, by the way. Maybe me, maybe I'm the one who's dying to bike. This is gonna take me a while. Did you see TP on me? GG. I got mine you guys okay this worked out pretty well I think this worked out perfectly actually good I'm telling you don't want to see me angry got a double D, games over now, most opiated in the game wow, so good so good I'm going to hit the molotov and save the molotov for next star. So who wants to try and stop me here? I will end the game if no one comes. Where's the Garen? Garen afk or something? I took laser damage! Fuck! Fuck! They both have flash, like, come on! Hello balls, I am a baddie with a big ass 11. Sometimes I am imagining how I take a strap on a liquor sale and your soy boil lips are so stunning. Alright. You're not the first hulk girl with a big ass that watches my stream. I'm gonna split push bot, and then we win the game, team using snis is not fair though. That doesn't make sense to TP here, I am playing long game for drake and then the game. I need to be in this fight, good kill, I'm going top. Chat, when someone types the letter Y, is it Y or is it I? You know what I'm saying? I agree, or is it like, why? That went so badly, I wouldn't mind this injury. I'm not gonna run you down and kill you Yeah Now what I'm sorry if you have fucked up, I'm teasing you. Very special. Here we go. Woohoo! Cheers! Heeey! Heeey! Come on, my friend. Hello, boom, client? Master, what are we waiting for, we're really waiting for our time on this. Yone, level 10 per page, boom, boom, lock-in, mark-flash. What are you lost you kidding me you're serious he doesn't even try and joke it I had that man, that was free win. Oh shit Oh boy Big hit. You used your E? Brother. Brother! Brother! You gotta go back! You gotta go back! Oh my god, oh my god, how did this work out for him? Ah, he's 1 health, he's dead. This is W as well. Alright boys, I'm a little bit hungry so I'm gonna go and eat.