you
I
I'm not scared of you, I'm not scared of you.
Fieze, you guys! There's a sound out of them!
Let's get out of here!
If I keep doing this, I'll blow my face up!
You're pinned down!
You made Fieze with your blood, motherfucker!
Get a chair and stand down!
My blood!
Excuse me.
I can't see where you're coming from
But I know just what you've got to find
The part that is deeper, the part that is colder
Won't you stop?
We don't want to take it off the table
Being like your thing
What the fuck is happening?
No one thinks it's just a piece of your heart
We're kind of out of the way, kind of
Yeah, I know, but I ain't the old cut, yeah
This single-play is follow-hero
Come on
Let's go!
It's Silly Goose Saturday!
You don't need no one to be!
That's right!
Let's go!
How are you Bungulane is doing on this fine?
Ah, silly goose-saturday, gentlemen.
Ah.
You know, you guys probably think it's a little bit that I do when I breathe left and right right there, after every time I yell, let's try, let's go.
That's because I start seeing little fuzzy things in my eyes from all the yelling and no oxygen in my brain.
Just trying to recuperate and not die.
Ah, mmm, uh, oh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's a little strategy, it's a little strategy,
it's a little strategy, little strategy, little strategy.
Uh, oh, oh, yeah, new tech, new tech, boys, tonight,
tonight, you new tech, new tech, new tech.
Tonight, boys, we will be playing
Ark Raiders with Mr. Hodge.
I was hoping, oh wait, actually,
close, he just texted me, hold on, let me take a peek
you. Retake a peek. Oh, he's texting. He typed lemma fowl. That means laugh my fucking ass off.
Let's see. Okay. Oh, he did. He texted something on the team.
Okay. Oh, he's tight. Oh, okay. All right. He did not give me any information whatsoever
when he's gonna be able to hop on, but he shouldn't be able to hop on later on.
Me and Hutch are gonna run some duos until he can hop on right there. That's the
Also, I promised you guys a little talk-down stream.
I'm in the works with Mr. Officer.
We're gonna run a little duo over on, I think, Tuesday.
Tuesday with some of the bongas, of course.
Hotway, Hot Street, we opened up Hot Street.
Let me see, let me see.
Let me take a look, let me take a look.
Let me take a look at what this fatty's doing.
Let me see.
Let me take a look, let me take a look.
What's this fatty up to?
What is he doing?
Oh, oh.
It's his own discord.
and I gotta join a room and people are gonna alright don't join the room I'm in will hide peanut be ready to move me
Don't join don't join the room peanut. I'm in board room to
Hello, hello
Hello, what's up, buddy today? Good day? Oh
Oh
What was that? Oh shit. Oh, that was I was here in somebody else's time. I was here somebody else. Okay, um
Hodge yes, I forgot to give you the role you should now see streamer waiting room in the room above us. Oh
That's on me my bad my bad
Wait for somebody to rip it. I was waiting for somebody to rip it. Yeah joining us for our third tonight
That's
Don't tell me it's just me and you please God. Don't tell me it's just me and you
Well, I'd
Please hear me talk to you to now Lord
Bless us with a cloak see or
Jesus himself because we're gonna need it peanut. It's nothing but bad today for me, but
No listen very closely hodge vision very closely. I have invited cloak see he said he can't hop on right now
But he's gonna hop on in a little bit. I texted shrub to fill that spot while we wait
He said no and then I I have just texted
Ninja and I'm waiting on his response
So that's that's the plan and then also Jinji we also get I don't know if she's playing right now
We can get Jinji if Ninja says no, but all in all coax. He is joining. That's who we're gonna be playing with
Okay, you honestly I was actually thinking the same thing hunch just you and me
It's gonna get boring because we're just gonna keep winning and winning and winning
We're gonna win too much without somebody to hold us back like coaxing you're talking about yep
Precisely what I was thinking. Mm-hmm. I was thinking the exact same thing. I was like, yeah, actually hunch, you know
We have oh you guys gonna die every round fuck you jingy hold up with jingy
Yes, thank you. Thank you. I think you were back up. Did you if ninja just says no when you mind turn it up till close
He joins up it would help us out a lot. It would help us out a lot
He's got away from mr. Ninja respond. We'll do some do-it-for a little bit
But there is no need to fear you have the FPS gamer of the year on your team pal
How much you how much you pay for you know what I mean how much did you there's no way
those were a legitimate vote no way the election was rigged no way no no I'm the
The leader I'm the leader
I'm the best one another a few on another one as well. I
Yeah, it's whatever
I
Said you want to tell me why I started getting shit because people thought that I was you. Oh, yeah
I saw that I saw that
Thank You Missy Glace. I mean I saw that I saw that that honestly I cannot even begin
To to to explain the sheer disrespect that they would think I am some fat
redneck
shitty beard no nipples small hands pussy I mean oh my I was
Beside myself I was beside myself
I
Was I was taken aback I'm not I'm not that guy. I'm not hot that is not me. I was
Sorry couldn't see down there rolling around you like less harmless bitch
Well, I can see you rolling around because it's hard to miss you fat bitch
as we were saying, as we were
saying, as we were saying,
teammates, teammates, that's right.
There's no more, but I keep getting messages by the way, like, how do I join your war?
It's been over for months.
Every day, every day, every day.
You ruined our craters and now I'm ready for war and it's over.
You know, I say we do another war.
I
Say we run it back
One more time for the one time
Um
Alright, okay. Let me get on you have a kid ready to carry out. Hopefully we do a kind of a medium kid kind of a medium kid
Oh, yeah, sure. Mr. Wasabi. Mr. Stain. Mr. Peezy. Mr. Game. I'm up a hundred people. What's good and good?
I just do a free kit. Oh and Mr. Stain again and Mr. White. Mr. Peezy again. My boys believe
I'm gonna take it to the boys, good man, good, ah man!
Good lati dudes, good lati guys.
BG's voice, BG's voice, BG's voice.
By the way, dude, actually, do you see all the hate
the VTubers were giving me,
or the X7 were giving me for the win of the VTuber one?
Yeah, I had all their back, to be honest.
I was telling them they were all right,
and everything they were saying was true.
Good, good, good, good.
I actually am a peanut.
I don't know how I was nominated for such an award.
I see where the confusion comes from.
A lot of people don't believe I'm a real peanut
and that's the truth.
I shouldn't have been nominated for such an award.
It's a lander, but it's a hand.
If people gonna give you gifts,
you can't just say no, you know what I mean?
Who am I to turn down a little P-Tuber of the Year award?
Who am I?
Who are you?
You just say thank you, take the award,
put it on the shelf.
It's a little golden frog, you know that?
I'd want a golden frog if somebody just
given out golden frogs.
Let me sit.
God forbid a pita get a little motion.
Sit.
God forbid.
God forbid a pita get a little motion.
I mean, goddamn it.
A pita get a little motion and society goes mad.
Everybody just start hating on low peanut for no reason.
What the hell is going on around here? That's what I'm saying
Oh, wait, oh, okay. Wait, hold on party. Wait, I'm not the party leader. No way in the party leader
Yeah, you know, that's right get in line
You can be the party leader as long as you recognize that I am the team leader
No, when you when you win my race, I'm the team leader
You have no idea how to lead a team like I do you the little people you in my group
You go listen. Don't pop a hot chair peanut
Start off with a little damn
Just let's go dabble this enough pussy. Just grab your CPAP machine and you're ozympic and let's get in there
I'm the team leader. I'm the team leader
Tell me never been a leader a day in your life
All right, never been a leader the only thing you lead in
Only thing you lead in this to a jar of peanut butter. All right, that's my pretty you lead in that's my loser
Exhibit a he already knows a exhibit a that's my poo. I don't know why I'm going to I
That makes no sense. Let me fill you in on how my days gone. I am down half a million space dollars
I need five million I
have I have been
like Lord of the Rings when they fight the orcs off with the string snipers all day
I'm pretty sure they heard we were playing tonight and was just giving me a little
little pre-course
I'm a little appetizer
little all-important breadsticks and it has been held all day for ten fucking hours
how close you to five million dollars
well I was there now five hundred thousand short
Ah, okay, I'm about two million short.
Oh, so we making money to-
Let's RIDE!
I
Dried hunch what are we doing on the imbalance?
Don't question the team and leader peanut number one, okay where I take you is where we need
to be taken.
Okay.
We start dying.
You know, you can question where would you like to go?
Where's your home at?
Blue Gator boys.
Oh you are Blue Gator as well.
Nice.
All right.
Well, I say we go to the top.
top of this john get some batteries
get some success and then we'll go to bluegate
okay also i need some arc circuitry too i'm a little on the blue shield stuff
beautiful beautiful
follow me crew
well my game sound is way too loud
the game is loud as shit
loudest game in my arsenal
twenty five percent
I can't hear a damn thing.
You're a quick little bug.
Hold on, I gotta pop some bin.
You know me.
Just hit up Symphony.
I'm already selling it.
By the gods, I hope he's in that stepped on shit.
He got that real shit.
Jeez, that low key of the finazer left.
Look at the big doodle.
It'll get you right.
Ooh, take a look, take a look right in front of you.
Oh, same.
Ooh, just check, just check.
They're moving left.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Locked in.
I don't think they've seen me.
Yeah, I think they've seen me.
I missed.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
I missed again.
Hit him that time.
I think I got him low.
Did you even hit him, Peanut?
No.
But I'll hit him this next time.
There's he is.
Back to him.
Okay, work, work.
Hit him again.
I'll push it up.
Knocked one. Oh nice.
Now peanut. Oh I see him I see him.
Oh!
Killin' Shingi.
You first fight of the day huh? It's not too shabby.
Come on, one for one.
And in the box. Yeah.
But if you see any walls or traps, make sure you grab them.
I've got a little plan that is full proof for later.
Okay
Sounds good
You're a little bit of healing
All right, are we going up to the top? Yeah, let's go to the top not there though. Let's go this way
Now peanut up in here in that there's been some allegations now, I'm not saying that they're true
But I have heard that when anyone who plays with you never gets to see the light of a blue gun
Now I don't want to sit here back like it's facts, but I'm telling you peanut if I catch you on one of my kills
On a life that I've taken we're gonna have some problems tonight
No, no, no, you I've got you confusing. You must be confusing me with some other peanut on something
I knew I probably just slander just landed that slander
It's hard to tell rude my good name
Now we both poor remember that we are both in the homeless shelter. So when you steal him from me you steal him from the poor
I knew there was a bonus with it!
By golly!
Haha, you shouldn't have said that!
Oh no, there's someone dying to the north-west, do you hear that?
I hear that, I hear that, but there's some juicy batteries in here.
Is this your trap?
Yeah, my trap, my trap.
Oh, we gotta get these hoot again!
Wait, speed up! They need to grab a couple batteries first, bud!
Oh, ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo-ding-a-lo!
No, we need to get these guys quick! They've got all the batteries in the world!
They're going to have tons of
batteries. They took all our
batteries. They're going to sit
here and stand inside while they
steal our batteries. Oh my god.
With it. With it.
I said, if you listen to this
right now and choose not to
help me, you're an asshole. I'm
Oh fuck you sir. Oh
No, sir, no fuck you
No, but I kiss your mother with that mouth. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
Nice shot
I see him, I see him!
Nice!
We got him, we do this again!
You were doing pretty good!
Hard work, work!
Now where's this hooligan that's yelling at us?
He's up on the roof.
Is there a way to get- oh someone's coming in, someone's coming in!
Look at that!
We did go...
Watch, someone's over the door. Do you guys hear that?
What?
Stop hitting stuff over here. Shut up!
Don't let them know we're here.
Okay, got it.
Nice and quiet. They have no idea where we are.
Okay, this ain't good. They're above us.
You right above us?
Yep, right above us. This is not good.
Oh.
We need to get out of here!
Wait, they're on the wait what behind you. Oh
What about it?
Where the hell are they? They're on the staircase. We are no
We have either on that staircase. We walked outside when we heard that guy bitch. I just remember. Oh, I see my seam
Oh good. Oh good. Oh
By the college
These guys aren't fooling around
THE ROAD NAMES!
GOING!
GOOOOOOOD!
GET UP!
OPEN THE DOOR!
GIVE IT TO HIM! GIVE IT TO HIM!
YEAAAAAAAH!
BANNED TERRIBLE!
RRRRRRRAAAAAYYYY!
CAUSE WE HATE YOU!
No one...
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
Oh yeah, we found the wrench!
We found...
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Taxing him, taxing him, feeling like a son
That way he's just got on the roof
Way he's just got on the roof, way he's just got on the roof
He's on the roof!
Well, how do we get up there?
I just got a zip line
Hey, I'll get us up there
Yeah, get us up there stacked when you find the guy's body
Hopefully he's still alive so you can laugh at him
Oh, good thing up. Follow me, crew.
Oh, excuse me, good sir.
Where is he? Where is he? Ha ha ha ha!
You find him? Whoa! Oh, you piece of shit.
Oh my god, you piece of shit. You piece of shit.
Not today, not today.
What was he doing up here?
I think if you look above us, I think there's a ladder
That leads to nowhere.
Oh my gosh.
See that?
My bullets were doing nothing.
I think he fell off that ladder right there.
What a sweet delight.
Where's his buddy at then?
I think his buddy's still alive somewhere.
Fascinating.
Alright.
I'm here in Shostown to the southeast.
Yeah, I guess the north was
You got that you got that oh
He tried to choose from the green
Those shots. I let those you the north was
Thanks to the southeast the complete opposite direction. You hear that I hear that mm-hmm. Let's get up
Do you lose your mind?
Wait oh they're in here. Oh, I've got a fair little four
I've got one more
I'm gonna make it count.
Oh, I missed.
Okay.
Let's ride!
Oh, shit.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, no, Peter, give me!
Don't you worry, Hudson.
I'm...
Papa Peter's gonna take care of you.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, Hudson.
Welcome back to the land of the living.
Well, let's get these hooligans.
He's done zipline's weight capacity as only 400, but to get that extra durable ones.
Who did the aura?
You were bombs?
Oh, they died!
Go, go, go!
Wait, he died!
It got him!
He has no effect on us!
We can't just ignore Rock and Tear, Peter.
He's out!
Got him!
Yeah!
It was one of the classics.
I really hit him with that one, didn't you?
Yeah, it was one of the classics.
You put me on the spot.
I feel like I gotta say something, but I don't know what to say.
It's like when I'm at Starbucks, they ask me what my name is, but I don't want to tell them.
Or some fruity drink like the kombucha blue pussy extorted there. I don't want no one to know I'm drinking that
Exactly. Exactly. Now, let's leave. Oh, Jen. Yep. Yep. It's a great idea. You're doing great over there. I'm skedaddling. I'm skedaddling
Oh, the hell is being rained out upon me. Oh
My god by the gods by the gods
rain is hailing me rain down upon me in this moment my middle name is watch out my middle
name is watch out don't you worry ah yes I everything is going pretty good over here don't
you worry about me it's going pretty good for me over here don't need to worry about me right now
don't need to worry don't need to worry everything is going pretty splendid
what a sweet life did you get out the hunch that's how you thank you
Just good
That was a close one almost had us by the tail
All right, let's get that'll oh
My gosh, you're shooting at me through the window. Oh good luck with that
To Spain
It's an it raise in a minute it's in it rain
Not too savvy for a first one a quickie
I'd say we're bound for greatness tonight, Hodge. We're bound for greatness.
Wow, what a start to the day.
I know we went to Dan Battlegrounds with all the single dads and the kids that are out of school because it's Saturday at 7.31pm.
But now it's time for the real deal. It's time for the blue gate.
We're done picking on the house. Now it's time to go mess with the people.
We'll actually have guns.
That's right, that's right!
You know, I tried doing damn Battlegrounds last night, I'm telling you it's always single dads!
100% of the time, 100% of the time, Blue Gates where the maniacs are!
The jobless, the bitchless, the DMs!
The people that look like a mix of XQC and Admin cold!
HAHAHAHA!
I've lived their house for four to seven years!
Ah yes, yes of course!
Four to seven years!
Of course, of course!
One moment, two, one moment, let me sort my group out, let me sort my group out.
I got a couple of smackers, nothing to ride home about.
What is it?
There's a ride home about, but good enough, good enough.
I yelled so much yesterday, my throat is like 100% closed.
Is there a medication that, oh Advil, doesn't that do that?
Do what?
I guess it doesn't fix you that
problem, right? Someone of your
caliber. I think you're more
talking about of the Tylenol.
Okay, pal. I'm okay. I used to
have Tylenol. So which one's
better for that one? Oh, your
throat. Yeah. Oh, no, it's it's
not. It's not. I think it's
Advil. I think it's Advil.
I heard my cock is a good
remedy. Oh, yes, of course,
of course. I mean, if this
doesn't work, I'll make sure
You just let me know.
I also tequila or whiskey.
What about Cheetos?
Cheetos, I've heard is the doctor of many fortunes.
Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Well, Advil's, yeah, I think Advil's inflammatory, right?
That's what it's, right?
Am I crazy?
I think so.
OK, OK.
I think you're right.
I barely can speak every breath is fucking is a is a labor
Give me a second, give me a second. I feel like you for like a couple minutes you son of a
You fucking mammoth
All right, you I say Terry to dusk man
I'm telling you to get out of your chair by yourself
I
Take your time take your time don't want over exert yourself
Don't want to over exert yourself now by the way, that's another thing that's another thing
I know you've been shooting for 10 hours, but get ready for another seven pal
You're not getting off for this seven hours. Oh my god. I hope you know that
So buckle in but don't even think oh, you know, maybe I'm with buckle in you're here for seven hours buckle in
Are we drinking tonight on a question? Oh, yeah, it's silly dude Saturday
You fucking nuts
Yeah, you hear this guy fucking isn't got losing it
Yeah, I'll take the first step
You fucking nuts!
I'll take the first sip, I'll take the first sip.
I'll take the first sip, don't you worry, I'm the house.
I'll go into the thick of battle alone.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Here's that, wait, do you have your drink?
No, I don't have my drink.
Get your drink, Hodge, get your drink, we're teasing.
Yes!
my mouth is fucking. Oh, there we go. I thought I died. I just wanted to know that was your
ancestor nuts that was in my mouth. Oh, by the conscience. Sorry. My nuts wouldn't even
out this day. Oh, my God, by the God. Can I be honest, Peanut? I think you might have
too much motion to get a little motion. God, to get a little motion. I don't like
it my wife was already bringing me a drink and I didn't even say I was gonna
start drinking what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on? That's called motion boys! That's called motion!
How about they're gonna say got motion! We didn't got no motion! That's called
Also, W.Y. W.Y.
Oh, thanks again, Mr. Clayton, thank you. I appreciate you, brother.
And Mr. Guila, and Mr. Cody, and Mr. Steeves, and Mr. Trippleck, and Mr. Denpo, and
Mr. Bois, good man, good, amen. And Mr. Satchel, one good man, good, amen.
Good lad, these dudes, good lad, these guys.
chat reach out for one woman is it I'm currently eating a grilled cheese and
tomato soup ready to soak up the alcohol is someone like you I bet you have
grilled cheese on Jack at all times all times little pre-tasteful grilled cheese
and timeout I just realized so you talk about your ass hole how much you keep
that grilled cheese on deck big man trust me you start calling me Danny I'll
I'll beat your ass.
Oh.
Okay, now I think we're on the different pages.
Oh, there's a group.
He's daddy.
Oh, no, I'm talking about,
oh, no, I'm talking about that.
That, oh, shit.
Every time I bring this up, I have to explain it.
It's insincer, it's insincer.
It's not ever my day.
Well, anyway, hold on.
No, wait, hold on.
Wait, no, wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Let me explain it, let me explain it.
I'm gonna say something
as an observation that happened, okay?
Oh my gosh.
This is not for joke purposes.
I'm simply explaining an event that happened that I observed
and I'm telling you in the manner in which I observed it.
Okay?
Okay.
It was a post, a TikTok post a couple of months ago.
Again, I'm just explaining my observation.
Yeah, explain your observation.
Not making a joke, I'm explaining my observation.
Cancellation, here we come.
Where it was a TikTok post,
It was talking about the first person with syndrome to pass the bar and get into the
law field.
They become an official lawyer.
And the number one comment with 70,000 likes was briefcase full of grub cheese.
So I think that is talking about the Shanguilas joke.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You don't know what I'm talking about?
Guys, I'm just stating an observation, I just want everyone to remember that that's what
I'm doing.
What's Shanguilas?
Nothing.
This is what I say we do.
I say you hit the ready button.
Oh yeah.
Fucking who looms it?
Good thinking.
Don't bring any don't bring any. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't bring it. Don't bring any
Do you not have the BP to craft them? Oh, no, I don't I don't have a lot of those. I literally have one
You tell about the little green little circle gun parts. I only got one of those. Oh
You can craft those oh
You craft the green circle parts
Yeah, I think so. Oh, you can oh
I have no metal though
Okay, so I still can't do that.
Can you give a rundown of what your inventory looks like right now?
I mean, you realize there's four days, or days, until we have to turn in three million
space dollars, or five million space dollars.
I've got my inventory to a 2.2 million.
Under what circumstance?
Are we talking about Schmeckles?
Yeah, Schmeckles!
and currency. What are we talking about? 2.2 million space dollars plus the 738,000 I have on hand.
That's 3 million. Okay. You only got two more million to go. I've got 44 Venator 4s.
Sorry, I thought I heard you wrong. 44? It's 44 Venator 4s. How do you have 44 Venators?
You gotta forbid a bongole to get a little motion. God damn. I mean, shit.
You know how I do, you know how I do. Gotta collect them.
Gotta collect them just in case we need them.
Now let's ride!
We'll do a little bit of leisurely walkin'.
There might be a challenge for you, Hunch. If you have to roll, that's okay.
In that, I'll kill us both.
I will kill us both, and I won't think twice about it.
What are you gonna do? Sit on me and hyperventilate?
That's it!
Oh my God! Run!
Oh my gosh. Oh no. Good thinking. Good thinking. Good thinking. I fucked you. I'm leaving.
Peanut. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm going home. Peanut, I'm so sorry. Peanut, I'm so sorry.
Peanut. Peanut. You got that. You got that. Peanut. You look like you got that, Chief.
I'm sorry
Come on in the water's fine
You don't bring out the gym all right there goes the rest that shield
I'm using a green one. I forgot to get a blue one
I forgot mr. Shiny reset I forgot I forgot
Woosie, Woosie, Woosie, Woosie, Woosie.
Oh wait, the right attack door is already open.
A clue?
They're pissing off Mr. Krabs. They're down in the Hoosie-Doozie.
You'll buy the thing of a bomb. You'll come up with a hit of digital.
Oh no, I got it right here! What the hell is he doing?!
God.
Oh, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
single finish that man up I
just want to finish mom I cannot I cannot
see you see anything out there but no
not really can't say that I do can't
say that I do I didn't say I did I'd be
lying okay I see we obviously go around
through the back line
Oh, it's a minus a minus a minus
We're down, we're down
Get out of here
We're down, we're down
Healing healing
Healing sure felt
This is awkward
Jesus Christ
I want you to know Jim
Oh
He's coming
Oh
Back up
Oh nice work
Retreat retreat
Reconter the future
Reveal up and heal up
Finish one
I finished them off
Oh
We need to get these hooligans
They're coming
Oh
Oh, we need to get these hooligans.
We see this guy's at the goop.
Wait, you're gooping right now!
Guys, we're gonna see if he's got the goop and if he's got anything, we can kill him.
With...
Why are you looting right now?
He might have something to be using to fight!
The boobies got a 204, told ya!
And mine!
I'm in the middle of the fight, peanut!
We're gonna be at...
So we're gonna be at...
Well, I killed him with a star.
They're they're dead right now. Show me the enemy. They're peanut. They're dead buddy. They're dead
They're all gone. The mean people are gone now
They're in the walls
No, they're not the walls peanut. They're not the walls
They're not gone hunts. They're not gone. That's what the deep state wants you to think also Mr.
Krabs has been blasting for the last 10 minutes something's having gone on there
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you better smile.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Mr. Krabs.
Oh my gosh, full team.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Go, go, go.
Thank you.
They're so low over there.
They're so low.
I'm going in.
No, no, no, I'm leading it.
I'm going in, George.
Got him.
Nice!
Got him!
Oh, good work, good work!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
We're the best!
Oh...
Holy shit!
Good fuck, Cogsie!
Fuck Cogsie!
Not just as a player in the game, but personally, we hate him!
We don't need him!
This is going so much better than I thought!
I know!
We're doing pretty good!
You ran the odds on how people thought we were going to do.
I don't think they would have said good at all.
Yeah.
Yep.
Got the FPS gamer of the year of the team.
Watched to be expected.
And the team leader.
That's me.
Oh.
Wait.
You're going to think that we read that one?
I'm going to read that one.
He's very brave.
Guys, can we get a hunch?
He's brave in the chat.
Can we get a hunch?
He's very brave in the chat.
No need.
That's right.
You're the team leader.
And you're very brave.
Nice. No need.
Hunter's very brave. He's very brave.
Hunter, you're very brave. I want you to know that.
You're very brave.
Chad, please do not let him take over in here.
Please, as well. Please. God, please.
Have my back one fucking time!
WIFE! We need another drink!
Don't you say why?
You motherfucker!
Hey, to heal yourself, why are you looking at me?
It's group-in time.
Do we include all those guys who killed the other room?
I think there might be one, but there's definitely a team in it.
Wait, there's a guy right there!
Oh, ding-a-lo, ding-a-lo, ding-a-lo, ding-a-lo, ding-a-lo!
Dude, move your fat body!
Fuck it, why? Get out of the way!
I should've broke, I should've broke.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, ding-a-lo, ding-a-lo.
Hey, you do what?
Oh
Shadow rounds with you
It's a trio. It's a trio. It's a jury sir. Oh, it's a one here one in here. That's got you
Okay, why should we put it again? I need a I need a loot. I need a loot
Nice face face face
Oh, shit, it caught me they caught me sure sir
Sure if you kill me God will hate you forever
Push me push me he's on me. He's on me run me run me right here
I'm just looking at what an asshole. Oh my god actually get a go to hell in the game of course
oh shit oh shit oh my god oh my god tell that fucking he is fat and he's ugly
and he's stinky and he's a fat ugly stinky person he's going to hell okay
good excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
well that was that was going pretty good until it wasn't yeah I'm never
using the revolver again. You were cooking with the revolver. You were actually doing
really good. You're a great player.
Yeah, I know.
NOOOOOO!
SINGER SINGER!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
On a list.
Names going on the list.
On the list.
There it goes.
You don't lose your hands and diabetes first.
You already have no arms and legs.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
What?
Who are you talking to?
Now it's one of them!
Go roll down the fucking street.
I could use you as a soccer ball.
I don't know if it'd be regulation.
I
Fuck it. Can you craft a Toro is that a thing?
Can I craft a Toro? Okay, just anyone craft a Toro somebody. No, you have that the blueprint. Oh, I've got it
I mean you do have blueprints you liar. Mm-hmm. I need three mechanical components though
Well, there goes that you can craft those as well
You're behind me other stuff
you talk to Mr. Chicken real quick if you can give me a influx.
Mr. Chicken?
Honestly, I'm not going in there with the level one Toro.
There's no way I can upgrade.
I don't have enough spice.
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to go in hard.
We're going to go in big.
I'm going in with a bobcat level four gold stock.
No.
No, because if you die with a bobcat, you're going to yell at me for losing
it even if it's your fault hutch you are so wrong it is never my fault so no matter
what you promise to not take it out on me when you inevitably die with the bob
cat in this right where did I say that when did I say that I will 100% take it
out on you with big vigorous and nasty disgusting gross butt sacks about a
courtesy sped do I get that at least or oh what courtesy sped oh perhaps perhaps
for chance for chance I could pencil it into the schedule I hope there's let's go
with a veninator only we get the bomb cat from our adversaries what about that
mm-hmm I got a Toro and a vented for ready to take a life okay good good
Your team the total is the best gun 100% not even close
Best gun in the game best gun in the game better than that piece of shit Bobcat
Well other than the Bobcat other than the Bobcat shit terrible weapon Bobcat everyone hates Bobcat
Nobody hates Bobcats. It's the best weapon in the game by far not even in the same ballpark. It's not even on the same planet
We all hate him. That's right
Oh, Mr. Ducky, Mr. Bippo, Mr. Wolf, Mr....
Wolf, not Mr. Chappy, but Wolf, the fight is even worse!
Good man, good man!
And Mr. Chappy, but Wolf, the fight is even worse!
Good man, good man!
Good lucky dudes, good lucky guys.
He's a wonderful gentleman.
He's a wonderful person.
Oh, Goopers got a goop.
W-W2, good sir!
Tempest is rated exactly where it is. Complete fucking shit in garbage.
Now let's RIDE!
Oh, sorry.
Eeeeee, move it now.
It will be OLD LENCH!
RIDE AGAIN!
I'm so ready, I'm so ready, am I silly juice, taking about four sips over the
So far, I'm trying to pace myself.
What you got?
What you got specifically?
Wellers, diet coke always.
What's Wellers?
It's a bourbon.
It's very good.
Whiskey, same shit, same difference.
Not a big, voluminous guy.
Tito's none of that shit.
Yeah, Tito's actually ass.
It's the herb in all of it.
I got a rock.
Scholar.
Good.
part of your collection of rocks.
They should do the same thing they did with the docks, but with rocks.
That would actually be a legendary thing.
I saw that you got a stream ride up in Tarkov soon.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Yeah, I'm going back to play it on Tuesday.
Oh.
I'll be fun for three days.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you talk of his aids horrible torture
bald ball crushing horrible aids torture, but I won't lie there's always a quest to
do there's always something to be done I do admire that I do admire that always
the quest to do. Red ball. Oh gotcha gotcha. There's always purpose. Especially for someone
like you who can't get a quest done to save their life. There's a lot more purpose than
So I've already gotten Yeager's note in everything. Oh
Congratulations
They're in the room. Oh, wait, what? Oh, this door's open a clue. I think they're down below us. I think they're down below
Yeah, down here. Let's get you. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, I lied. They're up here. Wait, what are they breaking it?
I don't understand inside this room. I thought they were in the locker room, but they aren't
Gotcha
I'm going in
Don't go under
Jesus
Oh, they're here in the same timing they're here the same timing. Oh my god
The other
Oh go go go!
Ah!
Hello?
I think I pushed my other team!
Oh my god.
Oh my god?
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead.
Oh my god.
Excellent raid!
Another great raid!
another great raid! Ah, perfect, perfect. Oh, by the gods. Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well, what a sweet treat. I cannot believe that the CEO of one of the top five
forts and 500 companies, after having sex with 20 to 25 top 10 models, had time
to come into our raid and and stream snipers I you would you would think that that schedule would be
packed would you not hudge and then to yell dog shit as many times as humanly possible as they
could I didn't know you could put dog shit in that many that many times in one sentence I thought
that was against the rules or something you know it was funny I could see his mouth shaking
because his hand with you know the the adrenaline dump was going on there you do you see what
I saw I saw that was a big moment for him. That was a big moment for him
Massive moment
All right Kyle now that we're done with that let's go count our millions of dollars that we have
Kyle Kyle you still got Kylie Jenner on speed dial I mean come on we got to
celebrate
we're done with that let's go rob the food shelter or something
yes I think I think I've got a pack of ramen that I paid for and advanced on
the on the clono app
What was the app again not clota what was it?
What was the app they just shut down because people had like $160,000 they let people take out loans for $10 food items
What was that after God's?
Florida Florida, dude. I don't know who the fuck thought of that dude if you're lending money
Okay, I get living money. It's like a billionaire or something like Jeff Bezos
He's got the money to pay it back. But if you are lending money to people that are paying for five
dollar ramen noodles
On credit, it doesn't be wrong. I had some last night on
Credit, okay, they're not gonna pay you back
Don't ask I
Don't know who thought that was a good idea. I don't know
I don't either. I really don't either
Again, I swear to you, right? I'm not knocking Robin. I've actually had Robin three times this week. That's it
I'm certainly a pain foot where I'm alone. I'll take that right now
I'm not taking out alone against the bank for two and a half backs of robin. I think I could get some Robin today
Back or do a back or do
Maybe, maybe, maybe, give me a second.
The bugglers were stemming a chat.
I've got to read it real quick.
Let me take a little look, see, let me take a little look, see.
What's your mind pacing that chat, what was the chat, what was the chat?
What was the chat?
I couldn't read it in there, we were too focused up, what was the chat?
Let me see here.
Hello, Peter, and everyone else here, Peter, I just want to thank you all.
For a long time I've dealt with really bad depression.
And I just see your videos on YouTube and TikTok really cheer me up because of your human stuff man
So I really just want to say thank you for being a really big help my mental health battle and much love man
I hope everything goes well for you, and I hope streaming goes amazing
My man I that is very kind of you to say my boy that is very kind of you say it
I'm very sorry about that. I'm very so that is that is an ailment that many people have and it's fucking
It's horrible.
Can't get out of bed in the morning.
Can't be doing the stuff that is horrible.
You and your family, you and your family,
I have my prayers, my boy.
I hope everybody in your family
and you are doing fantastic now, big man.
I'm glad you're here, brother.
I'm glad you're here with us.
I'm glad you're having a good time.
I'm glad that we were able,
me and the Bunkerators to bring you some solace,
some good times, some fun times.
That's what it's all about, my boy.
And I hope you're doing well.
I hope you're doing fantastic.
I hope things are going great for you big man. I hope things are going great for you
I wish nothing but the best for you big man
I hope shit's going fantastic for you brother going fantastic for you brother
And I'm glad you here. I want you to know that and so maybe I want you know
I'm glad to be here with us having a good time having a good time
Having a good time. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about
Oh
W's it's half that good man. W's it's half W's that let me get a little bit of poop going boys
We get a little bit of poop going hot
What
What are you bringing in this rain I've lost to everything that's important to me
That was your only one I will I only had one I thought I would be able to use it for more than one raid
Well, I got a I was gonna bring a tempest
But then you said you lost everything important to you so I swiftly put that tempest on yes
I now have a minute or I bring a vinninator
And I bring a blue seal this is when we take it all back you understand me gosh peanut you had a green show
What's so funny about that?
You had a green shield?
It's so funny about all that.
What's so funny about that?
How about you invest in something before putting it in?
I don't need three a night!
You got 45 minutes more!
I don't need three blue shields a night!
Mr. Blitz, my boy, my honey, get to work!
Mr. Blitz, my boy, get it!
Massive W, the tough Mr. Blitz!
Get it!
Yeah, yeah, it's my man, my man.
And we have ever had it.
I love it.
Fuck you, Hunch!
I need you to lock in, Hunch.
We need totals.
We need Goop.
We need space dollars.
Do you understand me, soldier?
No, no, no, no, no.
Good.
Let's get in there and let's do this thing.
We get some fint from Mr. Shidey.
He's got the premium grade stuff.
You got that premium grade stuff.
One moment.
Get a little bit of goob.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
And a little bit of ammunition from Mr. Chicken, of course.
Oh, we got almost no metal.
Never mind, we'll buy it from this nice lady yard there.
Let's get this done.
Here we go, sublime.
Okay, now we ride.
That's right.
The Goopa Troopers.
Oh, Mr. Cubs is my one of the biggest of my boy.
Good man, good man.
And Mr. Miggie, my one of the biggest of my boy.
Good man, good man.
And Mr. Cubs is my one of the biggest of my boy.
Good man, good man.
Good let the dude get a let the guys
species boys
Yeah, you tried to do fallout silly juice from Costco. No, no, I'll take a little peep
I heard that new season coming out to that that shows good you boys watch the fallout so
That I don't know if that shows super popular. Are you guys watching that so that shows good that shows good
You're about to fall. Oh, that's a good. Oh, that's a good show. That's a good show. That's a good. I'm not gonna lie to you a
Peanut can be wrong but it takes a big peanut kid me when he's wrong. I thought they were gonna fuck that
show up I
Had zero faith. I had litter. I had what if they could if they could be negative faith
It would have been negative faith. I had zero faith
They were gonna make it and they made it fantastic.
Now let's ride!
Yeah!
The Fallout show based on the Fallout games.
That's what the show we're talking about, that's what the show we're talking about.
Hot shoe better be ready.
Hurry peanut. Oh my goodness. Hurry. Hurry. Go go go
I'm coming with a major. Yeah, that's why you gotta hurry we're going right here
Oh my gosh, it's looking at us. Yeah, yes
We're going in, we're going straight down.
We're gonna take a shoot to the right.
Yep, just keep running Peetot, if you can.
No I can flake him, I can flake him, I can flake him.
Don't flake him Peetot, don't flake him.
Are you sure?
I would keep running.
Alright, go, go, go!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where did they go?
Keep on coming, keep on coming.
down go down go down oh now we hold down here this is our home now this is our
home this is our panic room okay if all goes wrong we come into our panic room
Oh
You come up the rat attack room
Is how this is called now the rat attack room? I'll show you the rat attack later. Don't you worry
It's a foolproof plan. It actually is a foolproof plan. We've never lost doing it. Oh
Good work good work. I'm fucking like you do yourself with your own trap genius
Take some real skill, I don't know either
I didn't think you could do that.
Right, now you get some batteries.
Look, look.
What's your obsession with batteries?
You can't make more blue shields.
No, no, I need, I need art circuitry.
Oh my gosh.
Why the hell are we down here?
I'll recycle the kick pod for Arc Outlet that I can turn into art circuitry.
Mm-mm-mm.
I think everyone's up top fighting for the maitreur.
Well, let's get him.
Let's go this way.
Oh, okay.
What in the P?
Ask Peanut about his TV show idea.
You have a TV show?
Oh, get you on the little Mario jump on you.
I don't know if you're ready for it pal. It's pretty advanced. Wait, we just trade the spots there in front of us down this way
Let's go back this way
I'll tell you later, hunch. Don't you worry. I'll fill you in on the deeds
Just
We both the door's open I don't ever leave you both doors open right above us
I shot the beep beep beep to the one here that we're coming.
Yes, Bob.
They're up there.
Are you gonna beep it?
Oh, on the elevator!
We gotta go back to our panic room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go back.
I'll go back.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
on bombs you watch that's it I watch
the side as we can you watch the
foresty
touch touch what the fuck is going on
you watch the foresty what the what
the foresty are we both watching this
so I'm no I'm watching this you watch
the foresty
they come from the right I've got
them okay but the okay family friendly
Fuck that is
We actually what I see what
The battery should be the battery should give open a grenade
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god
I see what I see what room really room behind you
Oh, I'm going in I'm going in
Good thinking, come back, come move to you.
Got him!
You see what's gonna be pushing soon?
Oh, here he is, here he is.
Get out of here!
Oh, another one, another one, another one,
another one, I'm close to the door.
Push, push, push, push.
Cracked him, cracked him on you.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
One down, one down, oh!
Oh!
I'm here.
One more, one more, close to the door.
Close left. This way. Close. Close up. Close up.
It didn't get hit.
Charge!
Up there with a shot. Be careful.
Oh, the angle. Oh, the angle. Oh, the angle. Oh, the angle.
I want shot on one side.
This guy got a goof around. We got a throw.
You got a throw, guys.
Already threw some. Oh, good work.
That's where they need the big bucks, Mr. Hutch.
I always think it had
Okay great
I should we go I should we go up those stairs and go up behind them. What do you think?
Yeah, come with you. Give us hope. Oh, they go on a go on a go retreat retreat
I
Showed it you watch the right side. I watch the side. I see him. Oh, I'm shutting right now
My name
Oh, they said the balls I think it's another team. It's our chance. It's our chance. Oh my gosh
I
Really get serious. I'm ready. Oh my god, we're all gonna die
Okay, all right, we'll get serious back over here. We'll get serious back over here
I'm not feeling too good Bob, I'm not feeling too good.
If this guy has a shotgun, we can maybe salvage this.
Son is setting real low.
Oh, he's poor, what does he treat you?
Oh!
We're worthy of last to each other.
And we think you guys all low ground suck.
We'll attack like one of the guys up there.
I love being on the second floor, and anyone on the first floor, your mom is a fat person.
Okay, I was hoping not to say that.
Oh yeah, oh the second floor is nice.
Oh my god, it's nice up here.
Oh, they got we don't have fat moms and it's and we're on the first floor
You gotta get him boys, we gotta get him
That's what we do here
We wait for them to fight and then we third party
This is a three-way standoff a little three-way little three way
We hold for now, boys. We hold for now.
That beat keeps happening. I might crash out.
I find it pleasant and relaxing.
No one's doing anything at all.
Yeah.
Okay, there's one strat that we can do.
Okay, lay it on me.
We go out this way.
We drop down, take no damage.
Okay.
Go up the staircase, there. Boom.
Then push their high ground there, boom.
No.
Kill this team.
I have a better idea.
Boom.
OK.
Go out there, boom.
Then we go across the bridge, boom.
Do a U-turn right, boom.
Go to the stairs behind the guys on top, boom.
Then we're in the invented spot.
But hear me out.
If we go that way, boom.
Up the staircase, boom.
Across the bridge, boom.
Across.
And then the catwalk, there, boom.
Jolt mine, it's all over.
No, listen to me.
Do door boom up the stairs boom then we go across the bridge boom then we go do a u-turn boom
Cross the other bridge boom then we go through that door boom and there's no job line
You shut up over there we're planning something
We go through that door boom up the stairs boom across the bridge boom you turn boom missing across the bridge boom
Joe mine
What do we do then? No, you you're not understanding the plan hunch we go through the door boom
We go up this dance boom you go across the bridge boom we go to a u-turn boom you go across that bridge boom
We go through that door boom. There's no jolt mine
So there's no joke mine
Exactly
That's right!
Do this!
Also, there's a 50-50 chance these guys are watching our screens and know exactly what we're doing.
They'll never know our plan.
Ah, if you have a two-smart.
We told it in secret-secret code words.
Yeah, exactly. Precisely.
I'm definitely not gonna peak this bridge and take my life.
Naaah!
Eeeeeeep!
Impossibly.
Oh, there he is, there he is! Oh, two, two, one, me, two, one, me, two, one, me!
I'm instantly dead. Oh my God, I suck ass. I'm the worst player to ever exist. Oh my God.
Sir, sir, sir, good sir, sir, good sir, if you revive us, we will join your allegiance
And fight the other team by your side!
Oh thank you, good job, thank you, good job!
We're back!
We're back, we're back!
These are turning around!
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Wushy, wushy, wushy!
Oh
They just finished that guy
He's a hard team guy with the other team. The hard team is dead. Our team is dead. Oh shit
It's just us. It's just us come here come come come
No, come here come here come on crawl over your story is not yet told pushing pushing
Oh shit your story is told
Not one. Oh, that's quick. That's quick. I revive one of our boys. Oh
Oh, he's dead instantly
How would I stand right here while you mature boy, and I say no
No, do you know don't know that's that's the one know that
Good work everybody
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Hard work work. Hard work work.
I should be like such a piece of
dude for doing that. We should
have not done that. I know. I
mean you we have made a big
mistake. We have made a big
mistake. We are not doing that
again. We don't have any friends
in this world. We are not doing
anything like that again. That
was a stupid horrible idea. We're
going to hell. Why did you say
you're the one that pulled the
trigger? You're the one who
gave me both. You're the one
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh, well, we deserve this.
We deserve this. We're bad people.
I'm a bad beat.
Oh shit!
Wait, how am I already going to go help?
You guys are good.
Oh, I'm instantly dead.
Sir! Sir!
Sir, hold up before you do that.
I have something to pull.
Alright.
Hey, dude.
All right
All right, I would say we deserve that one honestly, I'm I'm for what I'm actually glad that happened
Let those guys off with a little warning this time.
Let them off with a little warning.
No big deal.
What's the rat attack plan, run it by me.
Okay, listen very carefully, okay?
You need five walls, no seven walls.
Okay, seven walls and some jolt mines.
Can't you do that?
You want me to bring all seven walls?
Yes, I'm also going to bring seven walls.
Yes, seven walls.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
OK, seven walls have been crafted.
OK, I'm going to buy my walls.
I have nothing to craft them with.
Let me see here.
Let me take a little peek.
14 walls.
Yes, 14.
Yes, 14 walls.
That is correct.
Just crunching the numbers over here.
How many Jaws? Three Jaws.
Okay, that I can handle.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that should suffice for the rat attack.
I'll tell you, this plan has quite literally never failed.
Okay. Literally never failed.
What do you mean by that?
I'll tell you, I'm just talking about
never failed, I'm running the numbers,
that's 100% success rate.
Well, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, 100% chance.
Maybe even 110% chance.
You need a shotgun you got one of those I have a shotgun okay actually I do not have a shotgun, okay?
All right, then we're gonna need one of those you have a volcano that bobcat would work as well anything close range
Okay
That should work just Andy
All right
You know the little bit cool. I
Uh, oh my gosh, what I'm officially out of white meds. Oh
You can get some for mr. Siney
Yep already already bought those up
You can ask mr. Chicken for some already already already used the chicken already
Already ran the numbers with the chicken. You can do no more fuck yourself
I'll let you know after I run the numbers by the way. This is costing me a profuse amount of money to do this
I'm not down to 630,000 space dollars. This needs to be a success. Are we bringing another gun or just a shotgun?
Are we bringing another gun or just a shotgun?
I'm bringing a vanitas wall just for safety reasons.
Mm-hmm.
Just in case it goes south.
Just in case things don't go as planned whatsoever.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Space cash.
Oh.
Peanut, this guy is a liability.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm mute.
Did I forget to mute?
Saying I'm a liability while writing a message to peanut is insane
That might be one of the craziest things I've ever heard
All right, why don't you quiet down over there liability? Let's get in here. Let's get in here. Let's get in here
Let's ride
Hmm
You get to do the locked gate event. No, no
Oh wait wait wait also we need we need raider flares you got some of those
Tell you there's a hundred percent success right we literally cannot lose
I'm bringing in 10 Raider Flares.
I'm bringing in six, I'm bringing in six.
That's a device, that's just a device.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, easy-deezy bike.
Also, every time this has happened,
even though it's 100% success rate,
me and Mr. Hamilton died and closely won V6.
Okay.
Well, okay.
Why don't you know that?
Shit.
We don't have that going for us this time,
but it's still 100% success rate.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Uh, well, um, uh, uh,
kind of, they need close.
You know, Hudson's,
a hutch will handle them,
a hutch will handle them.
Hudson's 10 times the players
coaxing here.
Oh, oh, Mr.
Pear, Mr.
Johnson, Mr.
Smith, my mother, my
little boys, good man,
good, ah, man.
Hey, Mr.
Grosso, my mother,
my little boy,
good man, good, ah, man.
I appreciate you boys.
Yeah, I see why
I have to bring a Genji
if coach doesn't respond. Now let's ride!
We got to get a good spawn though, we got to go, we got to go.
So where are we trying, are we trying to get into where we've been holding down?
the red attack room the red attack room got it let me explain you what you may
not know what's going on it's based off my Netflix show that I'm gonna be
pitching Netflix oh my gosh have you heard of it have I ever told you no
go ahead okay there's a normal high schooler and he goes to high school and
he's like he's like goes to math and science okay he's not like super cool
But he's not like lame or nothing. He may be placed like a sport. Okay, but when he goes
Like a tennis like tennis could could be could be but when he goes home
His mom and his dad and his sister are rats. It's called me and my rat family. Oh
My god, there's already dead clickers. We need to get in the rat room immediately
Block the doors we get in there. Oh my god. We are so dead. We are so fucking dead. Holy shit
Fuck the doors, fuck the doors
Doors am I jolting the doors?
No, but yeah, I jumped the doors also blocking my walls temporarily
Now here's what we do. We build a rat maze
Okay, rat maze, rat maze
You know that guy that's in PN.
You know that guy.
Oh, they're here.
They're here.
Oh.
You've got everything over here.
You've made a new wall.
Also, the last of us.
He's made a new wall.
Also the last time of the plan that I've told you when you're blasting,
I make sure you're yelling, run attack, run attack.
It's probably just in terms of the plan.
Okay, are you coming over here or are you coming over here?
We're going to use the rat maze. We've got to be positioned around the rat maze.
Okay, okay.
We're going to go...
Okay we're good to go, we're good to go.
Okay okay okay.
Who they open the door?
This is me, and my rat family!
No ingridates there, rowing grenades.
You're a cat, have no effect on us, withered!
I do a trap down the rat mage the rat mage
He's.
Oh, they opened the other way.
Oh, God, oh, I-
I got-
God, no, the hot Jesus!
Run attack, run attack, run attack, run attack!
Got one, got one, got one!
Put that dog down!
Run attack, run attack, run attack, run attack!
God, I'm-
Wait, close the door, I got you!
Did you get the wall?
I don't have another wall.
Run attack, run attack, run attack, run attack, run attack.
Odeagle, Odeagle, Odeagle.
I got you.
You tried to blow up my business.
Run attack, run attack, run attack.
Run attack!
Wait, come on, he's coming on me, on me, on me!
He's gonna get me, he's gonna get me!
He got me, he got me!
Oh!
Nice work!
Got you, got me, got you!
Got him, got him!
Oh, get back in the rat maze!
Good work, good work!
Ah!
It's working, it's working!
Run attack, run attack!
Another one just came in the other side!
Run attack! Run attack! Run attack! Run attack! Run attack! Run attack! I got one more, one more!
Oh, he's gonna come out of the team, watch out Hunter!
Come back, come back!
No!
My RUN FAMILY!
Damn it!
You haven't seen the last of me and my rotten family you fuck!
I can't think of a bad win.
Oh my gosh, they all brought shotguns.
Maybe they'll get us.
I'll pay you if you get back up, we can kill you if you get the shotguns.
That's like 10 TLToros.
You guys!
Let's go!
We're back!
That's so terrible!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
That's not me!
Beat us!
Who the hell is this?
Wait, who the hell is this?
Oh no!
Sorry sir, sorry sir!
I thought you were my teammate!
Sorry!
Run attack, run attack!
Hold on, let's close him, let's close one.
Run attack, run attack!
I think that you saved us.
I think that's the only thing-
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
His teammates are gonna be pissed.
I need shield, I need shield, I need shield.
Grab him off the dead body quicker!
Okay!
Right back, right back, right back!
Reclose the rat maze, reclose the rat maze!
Get up, close it up, close it up!
Check out the election wash!
There's, there's so many, there's so many dead people!
There's so many dead bodies!
That's because the entrance is rat maze.
Are they coming?
Double swing this guy, you're down.
No, no, no, no, you'll get us, you'll get us.
You'll, you'll, you'll, you'll get more.
Too fast, too fast, too fast.
Wait, I got a shoe supper.
I'll shoe supper, then we'll go get him, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Where'd they go?
Back in the rat maze, back in the rat maze.
Okay, good thing we had that flare, that'll trick him, even though no one shot at all
in the last two minutes.
Alright, I didn't really think that part...
We need to get up there before I at least do a rat goop.
Where'd they go?
I'm staircase.
Getcha, getcha.
You stand on chance against me and my rat family!
You hold them, I'm gonna get a little bit of rat goop.
Wait, why do I gotta hold them?
I'm gonna get a little bit of rat goop for the rat cave.
Why do I- why did you-
Yo, I'm getting- I'm getting red goop for the red cave.
Why do you get the goop? I wanna get the goop.
Yo, I'm getting red goop for the red cave.
We didn't go over this. We didn't go over these numbers.
Okay, okay, I got a chicken grenade.
You ready?
Go it! Go!
He's stupid!
No!
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Come on, James!
You got jolted!
Go, go, go!
Run attack, run attack, run attack, run attack!
DAD! I GOT'EM!
Too easy, too easy!
Give me my Raph, fair me a challenge.
I can't believe it worked!
It worked!
Get the goop quick get the goop quick!
There's definitely more people coming!
Get the goop get the goop!
100% success rate! 100% success rate!
Will you be the goop?
Get all the toros, get all the, everybody headshot into there!
Every, every Toro is going to be looted!
Every Toro!
Where'd that renegade go?
Oh shit, I glitched the renegade, oh there we go, there we go.
You can be hidden in the rat maze.
We're all too good at disassembling the rat maze and carry those.
Watch out for that.
I don't know how we're going to do that.
I'll certainly just simply the rat maze.
Okay.
It's a simply all four hundred and thirty four rat maze walls, it's a great idea.
It's a what you saw, it's a what you saw, you gotta heal up.
Because we gotta get the rat maze, we won't be able to do this again if we don't have
it.
I can make more, I can always make more.
These are expensive, these are expensive.
Okay, okay.
I'm just gonna drop I'm just gonna drop like the the peak onwards you don't
sell for much and I got a lot of them
it's just like this it's just like this you're gonna be a good
I cannot believe that worked I cannot believe that worked I'm telling you I'm
tell you it's it's being my rat family being my rat family
which do we go out the same way we came in I don't know where we go out I
should go out the bridge you know I see we don't discuss it cuz there's
definitely people that don't want to go to either in the game so don't discuss
it don't discuss it we just pick one and we run it's idea can't know what
We're doing it if we don't know what we're doing
Here it is, here it is, Kiddingas
Kiddingas
The doozy
Good bam
Let's go douche
Good bluey
I've got all the rat attack, come on!
These buds, who's this guy?
I don't know, I think, oh I literally
He was stuck in the rat
nest
Ohhhh
I'm picking a random way
Oh my gosh, we should go check if people kill people elsewhere
Don't you get out here?
That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. What?
Follow me
Oh, Mr. Crimes
I'm coming I'm coming
Go go go. Where do we go? Where do we go? We go right under right under?
You want to go to the one where everyone else go?
We gotta get out of here
We could be good to get
We can make that do it quick. We got a joke. I'm a talky monkey. I just gotta hit it
I gotta hit it. I got some finch. I got some finch
Oh
Oh no! Oh no! Run peanut!
RUN! RUN! RUN PINET!
350! 350!
GO GO GO!
Run peanut!
Go go go go go go!
Go go!
Oh there's no blushing! There's no blushing!
Oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo!
Oh they're all the way across the map! They're literally all the way across the map!
Hey that's good! That's good! I mean they can't chase us here!
They 100% spawned into this game!
100% watch your head screen!
No doubt in my mind!
RUN!
No doubt in my mind!
They have to be gunning for us as we speak.
Go, go, go!
Mr. Addy, my man, good man, good man!
This went for you, Addy!
That's one!
Do you want more fit? Do you want more fit?
Do we wall? Do we wall the extraction point?
No, no, no!
I'm walling. I'm walling.
We gotta see if our ratme's wall is gonna come down anyways.
I'll make more.
I'm telling you, we'll run out of supplies if the ratme's is an expensive endeavor.
I will make more!
Okay, I'm second guessing my plan. I'm taking the most out of taking it down.
Imagine having to cook down these handy boys.
Yeah, I might as well save some shmeckles.
Oh, here. Oh no, there's no time. There's no time.
There's no time.
I'm getting the ecstasy.
Sheeeeeee! I'm with the ecstasy. I'm with the ecstasy.
Hell yeah! Red attack!
Now give me one quick moment, Mr. Huts and boys.
To unpack all my goop.
Just to take a duke, run up to the street with that boot loop
Pull up to your block, to your fucking trap
Run up with the stack, with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, getting fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fucking on your bitch, fucking on your thigh
Smoking fucking rocks, smoking fucking crack
Pull up in the back with the fucking strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fucking back
Pull up with the feet, with a fucking beat
Bicky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, I'm a crib, I'm a fucking crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fucking bread, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a duke
Hoppin' out so bad it's a little white rain.
That's what me and the Bungulators call something like that.
Another day in the office.
Did you tell my hunch?
That might be big for you, pal, but we over here, we call that another day, another nickel.
You're talking about?
It's a little sub light.
Little sub light.
Nothing to write home about.
one moment. That's a light
for us. Well, maybe not for like
an average gamer like yourself.
I bet you're pretty excited about
that rain. Weren't you? Oh,
it's a little it's like work.
It's like it's nothing to write
home. Nothing to write home back
to the boys about. Mm hmm.
It's a horrible
Light
Something I have nine walls. How many you got?
So you stole a couple of my walls, so I brought in nine walls you lost you we lost you to buy I have ten walls
Oh, yeah, and you're crazy
Crazy girl you crazy, huh?
We get a little bit more goop and we'll get back in there.
Do I go toro over the volcano?
I think you do, right?
100%, 100%.
Yeah, agreed, agreed.
Honestly, well, you know what?
99% of the time, I would say obviously.
OK.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Let me, can I break it down for you?
Can I break it down for you?
Here we go.
Gotcha, chat.
Here we go.
What is it?
Let me tell you, when we're in a situation where we're fighting a team,
maybe out in the open or we're in a room or something,
you're shooting the toro, rolling, shooting,
rolling, shooting, dodging, ducking, diving, right?
But in the rat maze, it's basically like a turn-based game.
They turn the corner, you guys unload on each other, whoever will enslave.
You're talking about?
Ratmaze, ratmaze, ratmaze!
Ratmaze, ratmaze, ratmaze, ratmaze, ratmaze!
That's why I think the volcano in this very specific scenario might be a little better.
You talking about?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Am I right? Am I talking synth?
Was am I talking synth or no?
Now, hear me out in here.
What if...
I got in something else that could help us?
Like what?
Blaze traps.
So when people come through the rat maze, they run into blaze traps and get set on fire.
Okay, counter-argument.
Okay.
Counter-argument.
What happened?
Because we're literally in a rat maze.
We get set on fire by said blaze trap.
No.
Uh-uh.
You're now talking crazy.
I'm talking crazy.
Oh, I'm bringing them.
Bring them on in.
I got six of them.
No way that can go wrong.
Good thinking.
No way.
Good thinking.
That's what I always use in a one by one room with my enemies
is fire.
Genius.
That way everyone moves.
Right there.
Quick.
Maybe an empty sea bear circle.
Really topping up.
Oh
Who is the pep?
Good man. Good. I'm mad. Oh
You 750k down in space. I was really like I was 80k down from the start Jack. Oh crazy
Should I go crazy and bring nine jolt mines?
Honestly the job lines didn't really what did they say much? I can't remember
No, they got blown up in the bombs and they shocked me. I
I would do oh, this is another thing that I was telling close yesterday. We can't treat this as if we're going into a raid to win
Okay, you never want to think like that. Do you ever think you were going into a raid to win?
Yes, you're an idiot. You're a stupid man with stupid ideas
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas
Well, no before you do that, let me tell you how it's okay
Okay, you go first literally every motherfucker in every single game we play from here until the end of time is watching our screen
You have to use that to our advantage so all
Assume everyone in our next raid knows about the rat maze and has brought the proper supplies to deal with it
Which includes bombs?
Okay. Mm-hmm. Now. I'm gonna counter your argument. Okay
with another argument okay really an argument but more of a status report
status okay say as you can't say I currently have ten walls nine jolt
mines six pulse grenades six floor traps pulse mines and six blaze traps
with four remote flares and little smoke grenades keeping 55th Street was
at all? That's it. Oh, you know we were going in light. Oh yeah, forgot. Antagonates. We
could see them in the rat maze without having to see them with our eyes. Perfect. That would
be good because they could already see us through walls most of the time.
you
I
Fuck these pieces of shit
Fuck them bunch of scumbags
Oh, we should be safe we should be safe
Ganov isn't supposed to directly interfere. You know, I do respect
Like this that's doing that for the plot of the story. I'm just saying
Like he could have just done it, but that's fine
That's fine if Ganov isn't like supposed to interfere or whatever. That's cool for the part of the story. That's fine
I respect it. I respect it nor the reason would not be the movie it is today if that didn't happen
I'm just saying he's a wizard and he could have just teleported over there and fucking threw it in
Also, why do you even need a volcano destroy the way you could maybe just hit it with a hammer?
You could hit it you could hit it with a large hammer. You could tell you could maybe like
Burn it you could you could eat it you could eat it
Your stomach action is actually a very corrosive. You could do anything. I bet you Gandalf could use constant spell
We Gandalf turned a bunch of trees into tree people. We know he did. They were already tree people
He did something with the tree people I don't think it was sex, but it was something he did something
I don't know what he did, but he didn't say well
I tell what I'm saying what I'm trying to say is is he could have he could have destroyed the ring with way
easier than
I forgot I mean he fought Satan he fought Satan was it three days three days straight
If you can if you can fight
Satan while falling down to the pits of Hal for three days you can destroy a ring
Okay, you're talking about that makes sense. Am I right on my right? Am I making sense here?
Am I making sense is every on the same page?
not Satan Balrog.
Satan's kinky cousin doesn't match the same principle applies.
The same principle applies.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Okay, quick, quick, quick.
We do quick quick reset quick reset. Mm-hmm
How much for not to go back to talk of seats mr. H. We're playing on talk on Tuesday
Don't you worry. Don't you worry miss race? Thank you my boy. Please eat brother. Please eat my boy
We're doing a talk on Tuesday miss days. Don't you worry? Thank you brother
Very kind of big man. Very kind of big man. We're doing a talk-off Tuesday. Don't you worry. Don't you worry, sir? Don't you worry
Ask hodge
Ask hodge what?
How many sevens to betray hodge? I'll do that for free. I'll pay you subs to let me betray hodge
He's already got the place. Honestly. He's got the place for the grades. He's gonna betray himself this raid was likely
The I bet you 80 amount of dollars this fucker's gonna kill himself with his own blades grenades this rain
Please come back this day. We'll come back on Tuesday. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
We'll come back Tuesday. We'll come back Tuesday big man. We'll come back Tuesday. What about PUBG black budget?
I actually was late on that. I didn't know that was coming out
I don't kind of want to play that did I end up being good? I didn't even nobody told me I was coming out
Nobody told me
It'll be told usually my agency like text me they're like hey, there's like this new game in here's a key for it
And give me free key
I'm not cool no more. They don't think I'm cool or nothing. I thought I was cool and they
Not cool no more
Let's ride
Oh
It's free oh
Well, you're looking like well, thank you without experience why they didn't send a key
All right, that makes sense. That makes sense. All right, everybody go over the next end. Oh
My gosh, you're here great spawn perfect one perfect one fresh new rain. This is it. This is the one. This is the one
This is it
This is the one massage. This is where we get rich doing fint. Oh
We're already getting shot at by a team by the ball right by the ball right there
Well those are gonna be I guarantee you those gentlemen are yelling Peter has to speak
Rinting in right now
Get in here. Don't you I'm coming on in I'm coming on in
There you go
all right throw this bad boy right there but this year I'm gonna go block the
bridge I don't have one of those pulse minds though you got to place that yeah
yeah yeah I will
here we go perfect you rat mage rat mage it now we set up the rat mage
I
Here we go, there's your behind
Like what I'm looking at the the bright white light of the wall before I place it and I can't see anything else
Super sick
Super sweet, okay, I love the mild migraine that it gives me temporarily
I'm going partially blind to my left eye just looking for a wall.
Yes, ah, it's my favorite pond.
It's my favorite pond.
Oh, the rat maze.
Wait, why did you put two walls in front of this door?
Because they're going to get through one wall and then I have those walls connected to
another wall that sits behind that wall.
Okay, guys, okay, Julie noted.
Be careful where you step. Be careful where you step.
Okay, got it.
There's a lot of pulse minds. Literally everywhere.
Me and my rat family!
Who rat me?
This is perfect. This is perfect.
Pat News, I already stepped on one of my pulse minds.
Good work. Good work.
Oh, they're here. They're here.
Look at that.
I've got a perfect wallacy peak right here.
Oh
Okay, all right, I see what I see one. Oh
They do a tree you can eat on the outside of the door
Good work, sir. Good work on that one. That was a good trigger good age. Oh
My god
You're breaking this they're breaking on the fence
I dare you to type with me in my family.
By the way, as soon as I saw that I said I was looking through the door or the wall
They started throwing bombs at the wall and see what he's doing.
Can you just take a look over here around this corner?
Let me see.
Come take a look.
Shit!
Oh shit!
that
The rat maze
Bad news that took out three pulse mines teach old
Perfect perfect the closest door behind us. Here we go
Steve Rossi makes you yell and run attack hunter won't work. Yep. I see one
What?
Right attack right attack right attack right attack right attack right attack right attack right attack
Right attack ocean ocean ocean ocean ocean ocean closing door closing door. Oh Jesus Christ
There's a clutch one. We gotta finish that guy off.
We gotta finish that guy off.
No man left unfinished.
I can't see anything.
Oh, they're breaking into the other door.
Oh no.
But I'm down the hatch.
Oh no.
I got this side. You get the other side.
I'm gonna get you.
Stay up.
Did that kill him?
What's that flare?
Oh, shit.
You could have fooled me.
That was a good flare.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Hit my oboids!
What did I say, boys? What did I say?
Not good! Not good!
Not good!
Don't you worry, the ratmeat is still at 90% capacity!
Not good!
Not good at all!
I hit my own bollies, we have no bollies left!
What?
Did you see what I had here?
you won't come into the rat layout you won't do it you won't do it you don't
have the cunies oh the front the front was really damaged
Oh, they were hiding behind the poles!
Oh, grenade!
Oh, it's a close one.
Oh shit, they're here, they're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.
Oh my god, I'm dead instantly, I'm dead instantly.
I'm dead instantly, I'm dead instantly.
He's there to see me right now.
Sir, sir, you can fuck yourself and go to hell as well.
Also do that.
Oh, could you my hero? My hero!
Oh! Oh, please God!
He's gaving. Oh!
Follow me, Hunter, follow me!
Sure, please God! Help me! Someone help me! Please God!
Oh, thank you, my man!
Let's go!
Oh
I'm dead instantly.
Yeah.
Okay, sir, sir, sir.
Good sir.
There's already kind Samaritans out there.
We gotta get saved.
We can't lose our rat base equipment.
Sir, sir.
Kill that guy.
No, kill that guy.
Kill that guy.
I have a defense.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
that guy has an e-fib, take that guy, take that guy!
I mean, this guy's got an e-fib!
Yes, yes!
Oh, thank you, sir!
Thank you, oh shit!
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh shit!
Help!
He's pushing behind you, watch out!
Quick snip for the road.
What?
oh shit oh shit oh yeah hmm
ah
Oh my god!
Save my soul!
Perfect.
Well...
At this point, let us have Private Monkey later lobbies.
At this point, just give us the Private lobbies.
We're infecting the service.
We got the Equalizer.
What happens to the Successful?
We could still be a hundred back up.
Huts you wish them up?
Yes, yes, I'll get you a bed.
You're definitely looking.
And you can become a cock.
Yeah?
I'm in.
Hold on, you got to get me a suit.
Yeah, the guys with two equalizers are definitely not cheating.
Tell me about the night.
Everybody brings two equalizers down to the bunker of Bluegate.
That's just what you do.
That's completely normal.
completely normal. Nothing to see there. Nothing to see there boys. No biggie. No biggie there.
I do that all the time. I do that all the time.
I like how he's turning viciously to make him seem like a really good player. Like he doesn't
see them through the walls. Tell me he's a really good player and he's got lots of skill.
Yeah, I will make sure I let him know that all of us think he's really good.
What's his in-game name?
I forgot.
Tell him to speak so we can find it out.
Hey, can I get a rest?
Now he's refusing to speak to me.
Oh, the real Carlo.
The real Carlo?
How do I get his team name from that?
by the way what are you doing right now I appreciate it
people how do you get the scheme name from that name
is that possible is that possible
go to recent then click I can't open up the the escape menu
it's the meteor they are cheating well I guess we'll find out
I guess, honestly, what I do in the mainjerk is I take two equalizers, completely ignore the mainjerk,
and then go down to the bunker. That's what I do.
Honestly, my bad. That's my bad for assuming right there. That's my bad for assuming.
That's actually how I take the mainjerk too. I take two equalizers, ignore the mainjerk completely,
then go down to the bunker and fight four teams. That's how I take the mainjerk too.
She should buy it, I think of that.
Dude, now that you mention it, now that you mention it,
that might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard, sir!
Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
There are so many dead bodies, Peter.
There are so many dead bodies.
Get that goo punch, get that goo.
Wait, what's the other guy's name, by the way?
I don't know yet.
TTV something okay okay got it okay guys
Right may still has 100% success rate
Also, sir if you didn't hear them they were both asking to be unbanned from Hutch's GTA 5 server
But that's that probably means nothing though. That probably means nothing that probably means nothing
What I do when I take the maitrearch, right, is I go to the Hotch's GTA server, get banned.
Then I take two equalizers into Bluegate, ignore the maitrearch, go down to the bunker, and fight random teams.
That's all I take the maitrearch do. Why did I think of that?
New tech, new tech alert! New tech alert!
You're right, head down, right down, make sure we're taking notes.
You like you do, like you do.
Oh
You should be with the rat needs to nice wash up
It's all intact it's all intact it's the odd you betrayed them
Yeah!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Yeah!
Oh, come on!
You look like such pieces of shit if these guys end up not being Jesus.
I'm gonna look like a fucking piece of shit.
Oh, sorry, I'll be quick myself.
You're gonna look like a piece of shit.
You're hunched, what the hell?
Those guys were legit players!
What are you doing?
Don't say that!
I guarantee you, private account, no doubt in my mind.
Do you know what's even better?
What?
They were both banned on the GTA server that we played on,
Prodigy and they said if you get us on bad
Means nothing the reform they're reformed
Different times of course, of course
It was just a phase they wouldn't do either phase that was going on they would have faced it with a face
100% now they were four and they paid the jet these cheaters were definitely not
fighting these other cheaters with full loadouts I was just telling the
bugglers that to take the meat truck you're gonna take two equalizers go
down to the bunker and start fighting random people and those two equalizers
we're fighting two whole crackers doing the same thing!
Ohhhh!
Oh, baby!
Ah! Palinst is all things should be! Palinst! Palinst!
Don't you!
Ah! Palinst is all things should be!
All is right with the world!
Pino, you gotta open up a tree and see it right now!
Let me take a look, let me take a look!
You cannot tell me that these people press the military press the military
Of course, of course, ah, yes
You don't have any room for weapons because literally every slot is weapons sir
Oh, no need to worry there. No need to worry there. Get out of here, guys.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
I have no extra ammo, just so you know where I'm at. No extra ammo.
Hope that's all good.
If there is literally anyone in this raid, I am a dead man.
I'm checking that Steve profile. I'm checking that Steve profile. I'm checking that Steve profile. See we got here
I'm checking that Steve profile soon as I get out of here
Just so we all know this and for the record to show the rat maze 100% success. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
That's right. Still haven't lost yet
If you've had a casualty or two
By the way, how do you check how old a steaming count is?
Just says it unless they have it private it a lot of cheaters just private their steam so you can't check that so you can't see
Then it's a brand new account. Oh
Okay, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. You read it. I've read it back. Oh
My gosh. Oh my god
You know if I die wants to do a video with you
If you ain't ripping out the BDSM suit in the whip, I'm not in
Let me tell you that guy's a little rinky dinky must have something about it makes a fellow churn
Come on
Make us goop act up
Make a group. I shall mr. Beats been looking at me. I see how with those eyes. I see those eyes
What's a little bit more than a video? You know, I'm talking about a little bit more than a promotional. Hey
punch I hope you die by the way why would you say that I hope you die I hope
you die violent fiery dead oh that's it
Oh
Oh my gosh, oh no
Just don't see me
Please don't see me
The TV is unabandoned
Yeah, no TV is abandonable. That's what they want to see but
It's part of the game
Good work out there hodge congratulations. Oh my gosh
Let me take a little peep let me take a little peep I'm taking a little peep I had my screen
I'm taking a little peep because I don't think shows any my person formation. Here we go
the real Carlo.
Wait, hold up.
Look and clean.
No.
My whole shit.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
We went off the other one.
What about the other one?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Let me see a look.
Oh, my God.
Oh shit, oh
I think they might have just been better than me
They got the most legit looking profiles in the world
He's got a hundred and forty two gay
Hold up wait hold up let's hold up wait a minute
Well hold up wait a second what about what about this guy's profile see what's
going on here level level three level three what about this one what about
check out what about this one what about this one hold up now we could be
but we could be on to something hold up
Well, I for one am at least glad we checked guys. Should we at least glad we checked guys
Let's get a double let's get a one in the chatter for at least slightly check that
Least we're glad we checked
Honestly, you know what? I'm so glad we checked I said we check one more time
Okay, checking one more time checking one more time. Alright. I'm glad we checked. I'm glad we checked
I feel one of glad we checked I feel one of very glad we checked
Let me check this guy one moment.
These are the most legit profiles I've ever seen in my entire life.
They're so legit, they were actually just really good at the game.
They were actually just really good at the game.
Now we look like fools.
He made us look like
You know what it doesn't make the peanut to be wrong a big peanut can admit when he is wrong
that's what matters. Amen. Amen. And I am not one. Those motherfuckers are
beating their dicks off. Oh my god. Now one moment. We one click spell. We one
click spell. One moment boys. Here we go.
Arcee, who I'm most disgusted with, is Hodge.
All I was doing was making baseless claims that could affect the reputation entirely and ruin their reputation in its whole.
Hodge killed him in a video game.
So, who's the real bad guy here?
You think about it.
Who's the real horrible fella?
heart that's who mm-hmm mm-hmm exactly the hunt you beat the shit you going to
hell well I'm glad you hear me out okay I'm here you out I'm here you out they
were also who put you down my teammate that is true that you must consider that
factor of the equation absolutely also something else to consider is we have
every piece of the rat maids and have no supplies left
our TV show is in shambles
I don't know what this hour
50% of our TV show is in my rat family is my idea
and my idea
idea. He's trying to steal it. He's trying to steal it.
50% already have a trademark pending on my 50% is in
Shambles. You just realized that me and my rod family is
going to be the number one top hit on Netflix and you're
trying to get in on the ground floor. Yes, I did. This is
electric. This is I've never had so much loot in my entire
life. I'm going to try to make it for my whole day.
I'm actually gonna try to make a show that's what I'm gonna do. I'm actually gonna make a show
I'm gonna reach out. I'm gonna I'm gonna I don't know who to contact about that
But I'm a context of what I'm gonna make a show
It's gonna make the show and then I'm gonna hire you on a 90 10 split. I get 90 you get 10
Oh, it's only fair. That's only fair
Phil's close to human single wrong ammo
Clokes he agreed to an 80% 20% split from fortnight pal. He doesn't even look at the contracts
You can get that guy to sell you his soul.
I look at Dave close, he has that little eye glass that they use back in the day.
He takes a look at the contract and says, Indubitably, I don't accept.
I do see the part where it says sign.
I read that pretty well.
I don't know what all this gobbledygook is, but I can write my name
Perfect perfect
All right, we're doing rap be it we're doing rat attack poor style until we get our resources back
Okay, so explain to me what rat attack poor style is it's the same exact thing, but with no walls
We just camp in a room
Wait, which I can make walls. How many walls can you make?
one second
We see if I can make any logs
Hold on where we are live. We are so live. I can make 16 walls
Holy shit
Bring him in bring him in
Be my right family be my right family
Season two is now live
Yeah, yeah
We're back
Bring him in big man bring a man
good man. Good man. Good man.
Good man. Good man. Good man.
contract renewed. The show must go
on.
Oh yeah. I'm still down space
$170 we gotta get that up
We need we need 2.2 million tonight you need to do that
While doing this right family shirt absolutely. Oh, yeah
Walls wrong way we just just had to do anything
No idea well, I don't think it matters if the
If the walls are the wrong way, I'll think that does nothing.
No, no, no.
Does it do nothing?
That's what my chat said.
So is this episode gonna be the same as last time when you guys get dressed and betray everyone?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, that was the pilot.
Ha ha ha ha!
That time, they season 1 episode 2.
That was just the appetizer.
Just a little intro, just a little intro.
Woo!
I have told you about the real pilot of me and my rat family that I'm gonna be pitching.
Oh, you haven't.
So, the high schooler, remember the high schooler goes to math and science.
Suplex, tennis.
Mm-hmm, he goes home and his rat mom is cooking stew.
And she lifts up her son's shirt and she tickles and she goes run attack, run attack, run attack.
And then the father rat falls in the stew and dies.
Do they eat the father rat?
You'll have to find out on episode two.
ALEM!
RIDE!
If you hear a buzzing noise, they can hear me on the way.
Red attack! Red attack!
Steve, watch here.
Hutch, I think there might be one spawn that might try for with us.
At the triangle.
Yeah.
Mhmm.
I got bad news. I didn't bring no math. Oh, I've got math for you
You might hit me with a little bit of that shit. Here's to the finest meth on the street. Thank you
That shit will make you lean
You lose count on how many pregnant single moms are you yelling at outside of the
Talking at 9 p.m.
It'll be 50 100
150 you never know I'm robbing a CVS. I'm robbing a CVS
You sit your pants and you practically won't even notice
Everybody around you will all the people in the chairs in your living room your friends and family
But not me, but not you. I'm scratching my face right now
You just realized your butt's a little itchy and so is your face.
Oh, the door's open.
A clue.
They're already down there.
Oh, bam, we're going.
Get to the run attack room quick.
Now we just have some to our right.
Where's the door?
Jolting. Shut up the redmeaser! Jolting. Redmeaser, redmeaser, redmeaser!
Oh! Oh, quickly, quickly! They're coming! We just put the wall in the exact same spot. Good! Good! Good work, good work!
Fuck the bridge, I'm just gonna put it on the door.
Perfect.
She's just like four tonight.
They're coming!
Do not come!
I'm gonna come!
You blocked out the whole door again!
Yo, sorry.
Yo, this whole rat thing is- it's my first time here.
Okay, I'll take it slow. I
Got the door as you peek
Perfect
Wait, should I take down a wall? I'm gonna move this back a little bit so I could use the wall. I see
There's a little gap. Oh see you even fell for your own rat maze
That means that's many mysteries. Let me show you the route. Okay, boom
Boom. Okay. Boom. Ooh, okay. Let me show you alternative. Oh shit. Oh. Oh, back down the hatchet!
The demon is here.
Reverse, Reverse!
We're going to the other door.
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
I don't know why you'd be wasting two trigger grenades on a wall.
And you can just disassemble it.
This guy's a genius.
We just symbolic it.
But after he wasted two trigger grenades?
Genius.
He's so smart.
Dude, how do you get that smart?
You gotta have more BHP's.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, oh my god. Oh, I'm already super heard. This is not going good. I'm dead. I'm instantly dead
Sir sir get aids in the game, of course. Oh my god. You're gonna thirst me. I'm coming. They're gonna thirst me immediately
Oh my god. We have you with it. Oh, you're coming. They're coming. They're coming. We don't oh
Okay, all right, okay
We're just gonna hang around back here for a little bit.
We'll get confused in the maze, he won't be able to find us.
Oh my god, okay, alrighty then.
Alright, I'm just gonna hang around over here then.
Oh wait, help! Help! Help! Help me! Help me!
Unscrab me! Unscrab me!
I'm coming out of the right things let them get lost in it they'll never find
the way out oh shit retreat retreat retreat
I got you got you got you gonna be good me who here gonna be come come come
C'mon c'mon puppy it's good to carry you!
GET OUT OF HERE!
We're gonna have one, we're gonna have one...
I'M GOING IN!
GOOD DAY IN DAWN, COBLAM!
YOU BOOSHEEL!
OH, I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!
SEE YOU LATER STEEKEY!
WE'RE DOING IT, WE'RE DOING IT!
oh my god wait psych on the red attack of course psych oh my god please you
That's oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Perfect what a sweet treat what a sweet delight goody gums wrongs
What a sweet little sweet boy. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy
He goes hunts with the 15 minutes of getting revived and then leave me with all the shit
Another sweet little cheat on the side. It's like a role
Hunch murder that guy right now
or die that's cool too that'll work as well that works too that works as well
Yeah, fuck you hutch that's what you get for teaming up with a guy that said fuck the
the Bungulators. That's what you get, you scumbag!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain! Excellent rain, boys!
You know nothing about politics! You lie and you lie and you lie until you win and then you screw everybody over who got you there! That's how politics work!
You forgot one thing
Liking minors
one moment, give me one short spell, one short spell, let me get a little bit of coop
Let me get a little bit of goop going one moment one moment gentlemen one moment
You get my goop organized. That's you. Hope you still here
Well, if we weren't on a list before
We are on that
Fuck it, Liz, now!
Pina said it, Nabi! Nabi!
Pina said it!
You were talking about politics!
That's just how things go!
Let me get a little bit of poop. Let me get a little bit of poop.
Get a little bit of poop. One moment.
One moment.
Oh my god!
By the way, we have out of blue seals. I only have three seals.
Yeah!
What are you doing?
Got the rings.
Oh, maybe one short spell.
One moment.
Oh, mmm.
Oh, my God.
A little bit of goop should suffice.
Distance? Distance vision? Distance dad?
Just a little weepin'?
Now hold up, we have now lost ALL of our RAT attack supplies.
Even the shit that you didn't know about. We have now lost.
Yes. We even lost our backup. We even lost our backup.
We had a shelter ready and just in case the bomb dropped and now that's gone as well
And then 50 big brawlic men came and asked fuck that's
Like
What a sweet delight
Yeah, I'm so glad to run into all of those kind gentlemen
All right, I'm good to go. Okay, that's great. That's real good
Not a mad again. Here we go
Little bit of fit
600k it's a work in progress
Jackass
We're working on it
Now one moment, I get a little bit of goop for our Finchers.
You and I can use right now, Big Mac.
All of that rat attack has me quite famished.
Oh, the hand salad, I mean the hand salad, two hand salads!
You ever played talk up anymore?
I got to hunch this game is going to die one week after it's launched.
I don't have, we only have one week to play.
I can't play talk up right now.
We only have one week.
I got to save her the time.
You want to hunch?
Yeah.
And so I've heard it's shutting down actually.
Yeah.
It's, it's going to die after one week.
We have no time to play talk up.
You've no time.
Drugs are over.
There's no viewership over there anymore.
That's what they say.
We'll take you going backwards to the four.
You have to have the best look and you have to win every reign in order for people to want to watch P that you haven't even heard.
You can't reach the top of the mountain without traversing the lowest of trenches.
You're dying faster than Hutch's hairline.
It's good man, good ass man!
And Mr. Bob and Mr. Johnny before Mr. Johnny before Mr. Johnny before it's good man, good ass man!
Now let's run!
I
of the
Me and mortals, they have power fed on us, Mr. Hodge.
Oh, okay.
Me and mortals, me and mortals.
They cannot hurt us, Mr. Hodge.
Do not worry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Gekka!
Fresh to raid, net positive.
I've got a good feeling about this one, huh? What about you?
Oh yeah, we're definitely not going to get the same groups from the last two raids,
and this raid as well, running down...
NOOOOO!
...quidnades!
Y'all at Mr. Peanut!
Impossibly!
Oh, these will pack Mr. Krabs! Should we go for those guys?
Per maybe?
Per half.
Oh shit.
Good thinking.
Good work.
Dang it.
I gotta give it to you.
The dedication we're sticking with the team leader is commendable.
Very commendable.
Look at that.
Follow the crew.
No tango spotted.
I ran out of jolts.
I'm out of everything.
What?
One raid where I brought 15 jolts and might have been a mistake.
Per chance.
For maybe, for maybe.
I'm getting batteries.
You and the batteries, we don't need batteries, Hutch!
We need blue shield! Look at you!
I have 50 batteries! I don't have on circuitry!
Alright, here's the new plan, Hutch.
Okay.
Here's the new plan.
This is bare bones, right, Attack?
Bare bones.
We sit in this room...
Are you listening?
Am I listening?
I'm already in position.
Nothing.
The master be me.
But take a sip of tea, dogs.
I've already finished my first drink.
whoa you're crazy girl you're crazy you're crazy girl you're crazy
that fuck you so I need it
oh wait for a movie like that oh my gosh couple clakers secure in the perimeter
nothing to worry about I mean where's oh wait they're blushing the top of the
zippin lines you let's go get him let's go get him go go go oh no oh no I see
a dead person a clue
The person, the person. Wait, there's a live person. And he's stupid. He's really stupid.
No way! O-ningle, o-ningle, o-ningle! O-ningle, o-ningle, o-ningle, o-ningle! Fuck you, he
My poopy my poopy my poopy my poopy my poop!
Go go go!
Dude, you're not done with me, dude!
I won't let the team down!
Oh my god!
Oh, oh, where did they go?
Go back, go back!
There's players underneath you now as well.
Really?
Oh, did he hit him?
Are you dead?
You have to tell me if you're dead!
Those are the rules!
Oh, what? Oh my God, that is the best grenade I've ever seen in my entire life.
He took it right in the elevator seat. Did you see that hot shirt?
He's got a lot of it.
Incredible.
I was incredible.
Oh my god. Why moment? Oh, there's pop, there's pop. Sorry about that boys. There's pop, there's pop.
I'll go to the other elevator than I've ever seen coming. Oh, I don't know who that guy is. That's right.
perfect it's really the same people every round you want some of it come get it
oh wait psych psych
oh wait show it sure sure hold up now oh no need for the hostile at these no need
for the how okay all right to shoot the down person for the
chair of the person that's literally up and reading it alive and
continue all right all right
okay all right
If I get you up, are you going to be our host today?
I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
No, I will join your team!
Oh, okay.
Oh, mis-input, mis-input.
Could have happened to anyone.
That's a little desktop.
Oh, thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
All right.
why is no one shooting anyone else good sir you don't happen to have one
another one of those fancy defibrillators and you shut up over there
power to save my life
Oh
Kill that one kill that one evil once an almond fan until I saw you splooge peanut butter on these clankers daily
This is how don't you worry I won't this how good sir. Do you happen to have one more of those fancy defibrillators?
Good sir. Good sir. Good sir. Oh, there's someone else. Oh, good sir, sir. Hello, sir.
You wouldn't happen to have one of them dandy defibrillators, would ya?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
Hi, bro.
No, I'm killing those two people that were gonna revive me.
Those fuckers have been in every game we've been in all night.
You got this!
Let's ride!
They're through this door boys two tangos right on the right
Oh my god. You got here. Oh, what the hell? Who the hell is that? Oh, God. Who the hell
are those people? What did we do? What did we do? Perfect. Perfect. Oh, hell, okay.
then I suppose I suppose all right then okay I don't know what just happened
we need something I'm dead we need something that he's an idiot
what go I don't know what happened my way like I had to hit his life alert
button or something I fell down would cause that would cause that I didn't see
of it yeah the pulse mine there oh fuck me my city my booby my city my shit
yeah oh are you a little bit of shocker ammo
Oh
Very nice
You know I heard you at 411. I heard you a little bit
Lock it boys the battle is not yet one
God!
Mr. First, Mr. First, Mr.
Mr. Moriha, I'll revind you.
I'll revind you.
Those two hooligans aren't getting out of this cave alive.
Lock him.
Oh, here they come, here they come.
That's them.
Those are the perpetrators.
These guys have some game sense.
Let me see, God, do you see this?
Jeez!
They know what's going on around these spots.
Good thing for them, or bad thing for them, I've got bombs.
Come on, James!
What?
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Oh my god
Fuck you fuck you if I'm going down you go down with me pussy
Oh retreat retreat what the hell was that?
I got it!
Bunt down the hot center!
D.V. is on their boat!
She was too busy.
They tripped again.
She was too busy.
The demon has arrived.
Oooooh!
Next time you stream side,
make sure you're not terrible, Pussy.
Stupid bitch
Don't you see that I'm saying that how you do it boys that's how you do it
It's your pen and paper out
There's definitely one more team and I have 100% gonna die
There's literally no chance of survival I'm gonna die
oh wait he's terrible fuck you eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
oh we die you son of a bitch die die you son of a bitch die die die die I
one at a time. Get a little bit
of goop. Here we go. I'm still on
green shields by the way. I have
zero oxygen and I'm definitely
gonna pay for that. I'm gonna die.
You need to kill someone with a blue
shield right off the red. This is
my last blue shield.
Oh.
Wait, are you missing batteries
or oxygen? You little slopsies.
I have I have five arc circuitry board.
How many batteries you got?
What's the conclusion, mate?
You know arc circuitry boards?
Very hard to come by.
Batteries.
Easy stuff.
No, no.
arc circuitry down that's a material you can't or you come by very up yeah I mean
yeah I mean in your in your in your washing machine and you lock down a
couple loss in the pocket I mean you check a drawer in a random house you're
gonna be a hundred in there I mean you find them on the ground sometimes they
Sometimes it will fall out of the sky!
Mm-mm, mm-mm, that's what I've heard.
How would this? Let's do an even conversion rate for if you...
What does it take to repair a Blue Shield?
Well, it only takes one battery, but in order to craft the Blue Shield, it takes four batteries.
Okay, let's cut it down in the middle. Two batteries for our technology.
Nope, three.
Two and a half and we round down.
You run a hard bargain, but that is a deal I'll take
wait
Chat is not just two arcs. No, I refuse that deal of the deal
I would be our
deal
I
Feel and your scrolls out boys. That's how you get it done
I would this I would this two and a half
per arc circuitry we round down but only after the total has been accrued. How about that?
So it would be 5 times 2.5 which would be 15 and then we round down 14.
2.5 is 15 of that is
12.5 round down 12
12 batteries
Okay, 12 batteries 12 batteries
Well
Well batteries for five circuitry. Oh you take that deal boys. That's a damn good deal
But you got scammed you got scammed you see you stupid bitch you stupid pieces
Thank you
We get a little bit of cool we get a little bit of cool
Here we go
I'll also bring him the total for I'm not playing around them. What this is serious business. It's serious time. It's serious time
Yeah, did you earn that you're dad? I've already lost all my toros
all my toros are in a better
place on a farm. This is my
last one. Nice farm. All
these friends are going to be
there. Yeah, the renegade and
the venator. They're going to
be there. Wait, not a fog.
You get a little bit. Wait,
not a fog. Here we go. Well,
somehow out of shoot me
charges that's I haven't
been out of shoot me
charges in weeks. What a
things are going pretty good tonight.
I'm literally losing all my money.
What a sweet treat.
Let me get some fit for Mr. Shinee, like you do.
I help you.
Water is tea.
Just kidding, I got nine.
Mr. Shinee, I know you wanna fuck me.
I know you wanna, I know you,
I can see the way you're looking at me
even through those nice black glasses.
Until you, Mr. Shinee, watch that section of me,
I'm 100% certain.
No doubt right should we send somebody to look for closey or um? Oh?
Yeah, I forgot about that
Party um
He's probably lost in the lows or something. Yeah, I get lost in those a lot
You too, and you know something like closey is not fighting the shelves are too tall
You can't see over them too tall and they don't have the intercom at the front to call your mom
They just say, get out of here, you 40-year-old man.
Fucking assholes, you be honest.
Before you say, leak, leak, leak, trust me,
I fucking bought a bit before I said the joke.
Suck my cock.
Now one second, here we go.
All right, now we ride.
Sorry, another arc where I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
The second boost shield gives you arc circuits, you don't repair it, but then you got to use
like four times the batteries.
It just doesn't make any sense.
The goopernomics, it doesn't add up, the numbers don't add up.
cozy poly-drinking and gambling now let's ride
That's right!
The hunt was in circuitry yet.
Oh, shit.
Now I know how you do business.
Let me see the batteries over there first.
Okay.
That was off the circuitry.
Oh, shit.
Now I know how you do business.
Let me see the batteries over there first.
Okay.
That was off the circuitry.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I'll drop the circuitry over here. We all drop the batteries here. You're gonna drop the circuitry there. You promise?
No, okay, you drop
Okay, now step three paces to the left and walk slowly without turning towards the other thing
But you can have the rest of them
Why are you dropping one by one?
Peanut just dropped them all!
Let's ride!
Follow me, Glew.
I should have known. I should have known, man. Fuck!
Gotcha. You got him in a good mood right now.
Give me that shit out of you.
You will batch into the south.
You want to get those guys? You want to go down to the bulkhouse?
You're a you lead. I'm in zombie mode right now
13 hours in I'm exhausted leader. I
Do you come around I do you come around?
You see that boys even huts
Recognizes our leadership skills
Thank you huts for saying that go to war again, and you'll lose again, bitch boy
One time
Oh my god, we're going
Who did like it's a clue?
Wait there's smoke over here. Oh, they're right under the re-under I think I read through another team
one
George
we're good here I think they're on the other side
I'm going in
we're going in
oh we're on the right here
oh whoa
stupid pussy
now they're all dead
good mark
she lives
I
To savvy not too savvy we're doing pretty good. Oh, and I got another two or four. I did as well
I did as well
Little bit
Mm-hmm
I'll tell you my I think I'm gonna use this to my day as you don't know. I got the shotgun
We'll save it for later. We'll see it for another time
We took a sip of the Tino's
Like a reward. Oh good. We just did by the way. Someone just broke a click in front of us. Mm-hmm. I
Say we sit here and do nothing
And then may they come down this hallway and do believe they definitely don't have the stream open
Nah
Possibly
No way no way. No way. Go out. I will not be throwing a grenade down this hallway without us giving any inkling that we are here
No way
oh they're not doing that oh let me see if I can
Wow should I try mine now we wait go ahead anything to get him over here
I had a fucking demon.
Is he sucking someone's cock down there?
Here they come, here they come.
Oh my, by the God, by the His Unordined Spirit.
Be Oogily, Moogily.
That thing got its own area code.
That thing.
Bousin.
See?
Got service on that thing?
Put some starlight on that, John.
That weapon, son?
See?
You got to see where we are.
Oh, shit.
That's a fucking bargain.
You might have something important to say
So we have from $2.33
That's a pretty good deal
Thousand nine thousand each up to from three thousand and nine thousand. Is he sold the five dollar price point do you think?
three times
We don't know if it's three times the price
Oh, yeah, run the numbers for that one run numbers
I still should find out it's too far dollar. Oh
Oh
Oh my gosh, someone's getting it over there.
He took the deal.
That could have been our deal that we talked about.
He's looking, looking.
I think one more call and he comes over here.
OOOOOOOH!
Sir, come to my doctor.
Ooooooooooooh.
NOOOO!
Oh, dead!
dead. Like a moth to a flame. We got a moth.
Oh, fuck!
["Hallie Wente, man, spela lite blotta"]
He doesn't want that, girl.
He's a pain.
["Hallie Wente, man, spela lite blotta"]
Shit!
Too easy, too easy!
Give the bug meter a tenorage, perhaps.
Good work out there, Hans.
Good work.
Wait, he's still alive.
What we mean?
Give him $5!
Here's $5 sir!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOM
Jesus Christ!
I knew he was going to be that good!
He ruined my $5!
Jesus Christ!
Now that's a price point I can get behind!
How am I getting to lose both bodies?
Lose that guy!
I'm gubbin', I'm gubbin'!
He didn't lose anyone we dumbed out!
Well, I looted that guy that guy you are you just looted. Yeah, wait is there more than two?
How many Tino's drinks have you had?
Not enough
We I tell you how do you I think you're the one losing it pal I looted both these bodies you knew nothing
No way. You are losing it.
Yo, I'm telling you, I checked the vault, I eluded that guy and this guy.
You are losing it. Dude, what gun did this guy have?
I don't know.
Yes, I have it. He had a Turrente in a level 4 Stitcher.
Yo, I got the Turrente. See?
Wait, what? I got the Turrente.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I have it right now.
You're literally holding nothing in your hand. You don't have a torrentae
Wait actually I have nothing in my hand. You're nothing in your hand
You do not have a torrentae. I tell you you're going crazy
YES
We're rich
We're rich, we're rich, we're rich, we're rich
Oh shit this guy right here. Oh my god
Oh my god.
Did you see that?
Hello, sir!
How about you take some of this, pussy?
Oh, shit, he had the same idea.
He's horrible! He's terrible!
She is stinky.
Let's deal with each other who they get.
Oh, good work.
I hear him running.
Catch you guys okay?
Oh, those are gunshots.
I see a little bit of coop.
We got him.
You cover me.
I'm running.
Oh shit.
I
Love you too
We need a couple forces in the lobby hold down the post hold down the foot for us
Those are fine soldiers
Fine soldiers. They know their role
I have no doubt
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop, oh they're homeless, both of them, no way you're
looting my body, are you out of your damn mind?
Oh it's the four, good night, nice, you enjoy those you sick bastard, you enjoy those, you
Jack if you spend them wisely you spend them wisely that's the last group you ever get for me
You piece of shit
You just robbed me in broad daylight
No, that doesn't sound like me at all are you you're about this raid
No, that is no, I don't think that happened guys
Let's leave oh we who's already game close close. Oh dingle dingle dingle
This is nice
Oh, he's terrible he's terrible too
Little bit of goop.
Wait, oh my god, we can't leave.
Why?
Did you not just hear that?
Oh, that was an unsuppressed renegation.
That's a Jupiter!
It's no Jupiter?
Yes, it is!
Oh, another team!
Another team!
Oh, my god, my god, my god, just taking a little sit down, a little rest.
I got him!
I won!
I won, didn't get one!
Now I got him! On me!
What?
Block him, block him, block him!
I'm knocked. Good luck.
Wait, she was fucking... Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
No!
Block him, block him!
I don't know, behind the pillar with the... He's trying to restate him!
I'll have you grenades!
Oh, no.
Could be coming! Could be coming!
You're gonna have to win. You're gonna have to win.
I never lose, I never lose!
I'm down, I'm out.
We are so back, we are so back, we're on the numbers, we're back.
Holy shit.
I was on the life support.
That was a close one.
Phew.
Hi there, guys.
Here, a shield on me.
New shield for you on the ground.
Do you think it's hurt?
Are these assholes crawl off too?
I don't know, I don't know.
Where'd he go?
Oh, I see one.
Oh, trying to get away.
Are you Mr. Silly?
I'm trying to get away.
A little bit it, goop.
I see one.
It'll be a group.
Mm-hmm.
Which way to catch up?
Oh, Venator 4.
Pratt of Venator 4? My guy had fucking shit.
Oh.
Who gets it on?
I just say I'm like...
I think we're happy about it.
We know it's not a gunstache.
Oh
Looks like another body right here. Oh, they got it. Oh, they got it. Whoo. I thought one of your hunchy and told you what my gun's that
Thank you, Lord. Thank you Lord. Thank you Lord. Thank you
I had a job in the fight that guy
Thank God, thank you boy. Thank you for not snitching boys
Roger fine man
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH ALDIES!
What are we doing leaving?
What do you mean?
You're shielding me!
There's a Jupiter in play!
We cannot go over there peanut.
We're barely getting out right now!
There's a Jupiter in play, there's a Jupiter in play!
What a Jupiter!
Yes it is!
Okay, I tried to square it actually.
I see that.
if we go over there and kill that guy and it's an unsuppressed renegade or I
swear on everything I hold the India that is a 200% your ass okay are we
staying in them dropping guns if we are we stay in it we're staying in
Get ready. Get ready!
Motherfuckers!
Get ready!
Where they at? Where's the super at?
Oh, it was down here. It was down here.
Are you sure? I heard it over there.
Down there.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Are you sure?
No more!
There's more soup to be gotten!
You live by the goop, die by the goop!
Right to the north-west.
What you check?
Right below me, right below me, right below me.
You get it? I see what's here.
Attack!
Got one down, one down.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Take this, bitch boy!
Got him!
We're the winners!
No it's not, no it's not!
I'm your maker!
Get your ass back! There's more lines up on there!
No!
Oh wait, oh wait, I fucked it up! Wait, sorry, this is awkward now!
This is awkward! Oh my god!
Goof, goof, goof!
Please be a Bobcat. Please be a Jupiter in a Bobcat.
Bobcat!
We wish- Bobcat!
Where's the Jupiter at? Where's the Jupiter at?
Oh!
Did you get it?
I got a Bobcat on the floor with all boot touches! Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh
Peanut stuff in the bush
Not even one push to eat my shit
Fuck oh
Oh
You don't want it not a jupy not to use a hundred percent of jupy I heard it
No doubt my mind was a jupiter. I would even pay the clip back
Bebe it bet me ten thousand dollars and let me a hundred thousand dollars. Maybe a hundred thousand dollars
But me bet me a hundred million dollars, baby, and baby your house. That'd be your house. Bet me your literal house
Brother, I'm telling you that was not a fucking jupiter
It was 100% of Jupiter 100% of Jupiter and it's still in play and we're not leaving
We have to leave. I'm going to go to Bobcats. Bobcat will do. Bobcat will do.
Let's leave. I swear to you, I swear. I swear. Bet your house on it. Bet your house on it.
I will put. I will put. Okay, okay. 20 gifted that that was not a Jupiter. 20 gifted.
Warn it 100% and warn it 20 gifted 20 gifted 20 get on the line when you get to play the clip and have people
Actually decide 20 gifted 20 gifted boys. Can you grab the clip for me? Can you have the clip for me?
What you gonna cook?
We walk it is you got the good for the crispy
It was a juper, I'm telling you 100%
Hudge juper, juper
No, I don't have a juper
Swear on your mom's life, you don't have a juper
I swear on my mom's life, I don't have a juper
Okay, alright, okay, alright
Raise your mom dead
No, she's not dead
Dammit, okay, alright, okay, okay, okay, what?
I believe you, I believe you, I believe you.
Do you have two dads?
No, I don't have two dads.
Okay, alright, okay. Are you sure?
Well, no, I don't.
Okay, alright, okay, okay, alright.
Alright, okay.
I believe you, I believe you.
We trust you, we trust you, we trust you.
Follow me, crew.
I
Which other black smoke over there? Do you want to just go like that?
No, that's one of those spawns for the arch circuitry. Oh good. You got my spot down in my spot
You got a bunch by you got my fun. Get out of my spot. This is my spot
I want the corner. I want the corner. I want the corner. I want the corner. Oh, you're fucking me. You're fucking me. Oh
I will share the corners
are you on top of my head?
Oh, share the corner.
It's still do.
It's just fine.
Oh, the crowd shot me.
It's just fine.
The last time you took a shower, God!
Oh, sorry, excuse me.
Sorry, excuse me.
Let's leave.
All right, give me that clip.
Give me that clip.
Hunch has a Jupiter.
Hunch just swore on his mom.
Honestly, even if he has a Jupiter, that means his mom is...
Well, I'm not gonna be doing good, because he just swore on her name.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
Let me see if I can get the clip.
Let me see if I can get the clip. Give me a second.
I'm telling you, that is 150% of Jupiter.
It is not a Jupiter.
It is a Hornet.
It is the Hornet.
It is of the Hornet.
Oh!
Wait, that's not the clip. Where's the clip at?
Let me go back in my own street.
Let me go back in my...let me go...let me go with YouTube.
Let me go...
That's a fucking flute guy. Holy shit. Get the hell outta here.
Alright.
Here we go.
Oh, wait. Hold up.
I'm fucking it up. I'm screwed it up.
No more of this situation.
Why am I getting ads on my own?
TANNEL!
This is making me fucking sick!
Why am I getting ads on my own?
TANNEL!
Oh shit.
Alright.
Alright, I'm pulling it up.
You see how I can find it
Alright alright put it up put it up
Oh here we go here we go
I'm gonna prove you this new Jupiter. I'm gonna prove you this new Jupiter right here.
Oh that was that was an unsuppressed one.
Why?
Who?
Wait oh my god we can't leave.
Why?
Wait
You got just a little bit of
Wait, oh my god, we can't leave you with Jupiter hundred percent of Jupiter. No, no doubting my mind
No, it is not. Are you out of your fucking mind?
That is a hornet. That is a hornet. Look at your chat. They're all saying hornet. They're all saying hornet.
That is 1000% of joe you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind?
It is not! It is not! It is not!
Listen to it again! Listen to it again! Listen to it again! Listen to it again! Listen to it again!
Dude, that is literally 100% of Jupiter. Listen to it again.
Why?
Did it goop?
Oh my God. That is the clearest Jupiter sound I have ever heard in my entire life.
in my entire life 100% of Jupiter no down my line you're slow you're slow
listen to it again listen to it again I'm gonna turn it up to max I'm gonna turn it up to max but
you are also on the same volume slider as this so if you talk it's in a blow our
I'm gonna go here go go max max volume max volume
Little bit it goop oh
My god, that is literally the clearest jupiter you could not you could not get a clearer jupiter sound
You could not get a clearer jupiter sound that is I you could you could record that and use it in an arc movie
That is the clearest
Clearest Jupiter sound no doubt in my mind
You are on methamphetamines that is a hornet. Hey Jupiter
Charges up and then shoots a hornet goes boom that is
Are you?
This is a sick joke. It's only are you guys fucking with me?
100%
Dude, okay
You know what? We'll solve this we'll solve this we'll solve this we'll solve this right now
We'll solve this right now. We'll solve this. We're going to solve we love to get to the bottom of this
I'm going to take a Jupiter into the practice range. I'm gonna take a
That is a Jupiter and a half is a Jupiter and a half hundred percent
Watch this watch this watch this that is a hornet
No, that's a Jupiter. That's a Jupiter. That is a hornet from a distance
Dude, no, oh, it doesn't even sound that loud when you're under it when it's literally teabagging your mouth
It doesn't sound that it is not a Jupiter. Who is it you dad?
What? Who was it to that that
close that we would have heard
that in order to hear a hornet
sound that like that they would
literally have to be on the hill
with us. Incorrect. No, no,
no. Incorrect. If we were to
hear if we know you can't if
you if we were to hear a hornet
they would have to literally
been. Pull it. Pull it. No,
I pull it after the after this
one. Am I right about that?
on the hill with us.
Pull!
Don't go to the practice range.
Practice range, practice range.
Practice range, 100% practice range.
I'm telling you, in order to hear a hornet,
the person that's attacking would've had to
bend on the hill with us.
No.
On the hill.
No.
And they were not.
No.
Mhm, mhm, mhm.
Incorrect.
Here we go, watch this.
Ready for this?
Here we go, watch this.
Ready for this?
Oh, we go outside, we go outside.
Boom! Same sound. Same sound. Same sound. Same sound. Same sound.
That is not even close. You know it is not.
It's just because we're right next to it. It's because we're right next to it.
No! No! No! No! No! No!
You can't listen to the boom of the shot. I only have one more shot, so listen closely.
You can't listen to the boom of the shot. Listen to the essence of the end of the shot,
the shot because that's only what you can hear in a distance listen no wait hold
up one more shot I've got one more shot listen to me you got to listen to the end
of the shot do not listen to the boom because you can only hear the boom if
you're the one shooting it shoot the fucking shot watch it watch it listen
no listen to the end of the shot the essence of the shot that's what you
hear echoing through the mountains ready let's every listen to the
closely it's cuz you it's cuz the boom you can't you can't hear it
over the boom. You can't hear it over the boom. I swear to God, it's the essence of the
shot. The boom because we're here, it's what's covering it. It's not a hornet. It's not a
hornet. It was a Jupiter. It was 1000% a Jupiter. It was 1000% a Jupiter. You will not change
my mind on this. It was a Jupiter.
Put the pull up. Put the pull up.
Mods pull it. Mods pull it. Jupiter hornet. Mods pull it. Pull it. Pull it. I'm
You just can't hear the essence because of the boom you could only hear the boom if you're the one shooting it if you're out of
Distance, that's exactly the Jupiter shot in order for a hornet
Don't have heard that clearly they would have had to been on the hill with us
One more time watch this
That's a Jupiter
That's a Jupiter, that's a Jupiter if I ever see one.
Oh, that's a Jupiter, that's a Jupiter.
No it is not, no it is not.
I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it.
No it is not.
I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it.
What did we hear?
Jupiter, horned.
Here we go, here we go.
Pull duration one minute.
Here we go, you ready for this?
Boom.
Ready for this?
It's about to be overwhelmingly Jupiter.
100% Jupiter literally is 0% on the horned.
Oh
Guys it wasn't guys listen again. It's the Jupiter listen again
No, let him vote let him
Jupiter at 100%
The bet wasn't who thinks it's a Jupiter or a Hornet.
The bet was if it's a Hornet or a Jupiter and that is a Jupiter.
Ron me my 20 gifted.
I want the poll.
No, the bet was not.
The bet was not, the poll says don't, if it is a hoax, it wasn't.
Excellent work, excellent work, excellent work, you're a bad man, you're going to hell,
you know that, you just tricked, you just tricked a lot of people, you know that, you're
a manipulator, you're a manipulator.
You just said if you, and I quote, if you are a real Bungulator, vote Jupiter in a poll
that was supposed to be unwavering.
You're a manipulator, you're a scammer, you're a bad person, all you do is lie and you cheat
and you're a bastard and also your dad left when T coming home.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
We get to that question!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, who cares about Juper Hornet?
Where's the dad coming from?
That's my question!
You better tread carefully,
and I expect my money, Peanuts, or hell is to pay!
Fine, I'll give you your 20 subs.
That's what I thought.
After one more pull.
Ha ha ha ha, no, no!
No, we are not doing a revote!
This is bullshit!
What did we hear?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Jupiter, I'm a real vongulator.
You motherfucker!
Chad, don't do it!
Hornet, I am stupid.
Here we go. One minute duration.
Here we go, here we go.
No!
Here we go, redo. Run the numbers back.
Stop the count, stop the count.
again run the numbers again run the numbers
How is Hornet winning again?
They're literally clicking a button that says Hornet parentheses. I am stupid
They are smart. You are smart. You are don't listen to this even to this fall
You see that you're a manipulator a manipulator in a scammer. That's what you are
That's what you want you poison the mind of many you're poison the minds of any
You're manipulated your scammer you poison the minds of many you poison the minds you're poison your mind poison
That's what you are your mind poisonous bad man. You're going on
That's what you're a bad man. Yes, you're a bad man. You go to hell
That's what's going on here fine. I'll give you your fucking your scammer money
I'll give you your your fucking you're not a dirty money
I'll do I'll give you a scammer my scammer your scammer and your teeth and your manipulated
That's what you are. I'll give you your money. You scumbag
I
Oh
The only reason the only reason you won is because a lot of people cannot correctly identify a Jupiter
That's the only reason you want like you're seeing the zebra in the wild safari
Not many people. No way. Are you gonna be online?
What are you are you pretty god fly? I don't see you
No, I'm sure me
No, I know you do I know you're streaming dumb ass. I'm talking about inviting you to the game
I don't see you are you are you pretty god. Oh, I see you. I see you. Come on. You're right there
Okay, guys, okay
All right
All right, let me let me give you your slot buddy. Let me give you your dirty slot buddy
I give you your sluts scammer money one second this is nice. Oh, man
How am I gonna use all these shmeckles for you? You're sluts. Here's sluts scammer. You're sluts scammer. That's what you are
That's what we buy a bad man. You're a bad man. You're going to have a small kiosk all with this
But we're gonna spin this on culver spicy chicken sandwich or something
There you go
There you go at all all the all the spot
Because you knew it was a what you got that because it was a duper and you would send your scammer and your manipulator
You're a scammer wait, but I can't wait for your editors to post this and then what is it?
I guarantee you
Everyone will say hornet and when we hear it again. Well, I guarantee you they'd be wrong
I guarantee you they'd be wrong
That's all hornet
Mr. Dosh mr. Trit mr. Moon mr. Ritz mr. Smogel mr. Dragonfly mr. Red
You don't spin it on one place came up
Let's ride!
I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I'm bringing a Jupiter in the red.
I'm bringing you Jupiter in the rain.
Hunch, we're simulating the event.
Hunch, Hunch, we're simulating the event.
Hunch, we're simulating the event, we're simulating the event.
Hunch!
I'll keep it short.
What do you need?
Thank you, Peanut, for this hype train that you started.
Alpha, thank you, creative, gyro, Dan, wow.
Peanut man you are just the greatest human being you know that I'm a peanut
You know that look at what you've done for me
You can spit it on some of zipping you fat bitch
That's right, I got it, I got it!
That's right!
Hunch, you go to that mountain right now.
You go to that mountain.
Okay, I'll go tie up this mountain.
You go to that mountain.
wrong no doubt I'll do it I'm gonna show you I'm going to shoot the super in
the middle of that surely nothing wrong with it really nothing bad happened
Oh, she goes for you, team, there's team, there's team!
Oh, I need to jump, I need to jump!
I need to jump, I need to jump!
Watch out!
I've got a juper, I can't lose, I can't lose it!
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, gentlemen, gentlemen!
Oh no
There is no need for the hostilities
No need
Because please God save me
I have a juke on me, please God
Hey, what did you say boys?
Boys, we're just trying to test this
Oh shit
Sir, you might want to move
where we we why
we should do that now we should do that now
oh there's another team there's another team too
let me match up with you
oh god hub hub
there's another team help help help
he's pushing pushing
oh shit oh shit oh shit
I'm getting shot in my ass.
We need to get out of here! We need to get out of here!
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
I'm being there! I'm being there!
Run! Sto-ly shit!
Run!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Go! Go! Go!
Sir, sir, wait before you kill us!
Wait! Sir! Wait! Sir!
Sir, sir, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
Yes, that's right, yes, yes!
Yes!
Please, God, please, God, sir, please, God, sir.
Oh!
Yeah, I can see it!
Oh, fuck!
I just lost a Jupiter!
Hodge!
Excellent, hey, gentlemen, excellent, hey.
Okay, well, hudge, hudge, hudge, admit that fucking sound was a jupiter right now or I'm
going to lose my mind.
Admit it!
Dude, there's literally no way that a fucking hornet, hornet's don't sound like that at
all.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude, admit that it was a Jupiter and it was dude.
Hunch. Listen to me. Listen to me.
No.
I can concede that it might have been like a Sentinel or something.
But that sounded nothing like a Hornet in the sliders.
what it sounds like when you slide a rock out of your butt hole.
It's a little bloop, nothing, like a vroom, vroom, vroom.
It sounds bloop, bloop.
That's what it sounds like.
Not vroom, vroom.
You lied, you manipulated, you're a cheat, you're a stammer,
and you're also fat.
if you sir you you armless legless bitch I might be all of these things but
you good sir you are wrong and I'll take all the other ones compared to being
wrong I added dude I didn't care about subs I just I I know in my heart I
know in my heart and in my mind that was a Jupiter I am certain I am 100%
certain they say you never trust the heart because it will lead you straight
not your heart it's full of cheese and diabetes
shit's working on overdrive every time you try to speak
Of course you wouldn't trust him.
You are as wrong as wrong as this.
You are of the wrong lineage.
That was a Jupiter.
I am wrong, sir.
And I, you know, I know it's it's
rough coming to terms with this.
Listen, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'll get ready here.
What's this is what's going to happen?
Maybe not today.
Maybe not tomorrow.
Maybe not even the next day.
Maybe not even the day after that.
I am certain it's going to happen too.
You're going to be playing a game.
Maybe you're going to play with me.
You're going to play by yourself.
Maybe with another team.
And you're going to be sitting there.
You're going to be looting it.
And you're going to hear a shot off in the distance.
And you're going to look over and to juke it.
And you're going to think yourself,
you're not going to see them out either.
You're going to think yourself, wow.
Peanut was right all those moons ago.
All those moons ago.
And then on a lawn chair sitting on a farm, you're gonna sit there
You're gonna be mind your own business drinking your Tito straight washing it down
But I don't know what you'd be drinking baby
sparkling water, but like out of a tap like some
Fucked up. Well, I got a fancy in this dream
Some sparkly water out of the town
Like
You're gonna hear a wild hornet shoot a shot.
It's gonna be a little glitched and you're gonna go, wait a minute, that was a Jupiter.
You're gonna go down to the prairie of that fawn and you're gonna see a hornet sitting
there with no Jupiter in sight.
You're gonna know that Hutch was right and so was 90% of the community that is watching
you when they voted for it in the poll.
You know how much these people hate me, Peanut?
They went to war with me.
They took my farms.
And we'll do it again.
And well, honestly, you know what?
You know what?
Don't say it.
You know what?
Don't you fucking say it.
I declare war again!
I will prove to you that that wasn't you,
but I don't have to take your life!
In the game, of course.
Then that's what I will do!
What?
Ready boys.
You two realize you're just gonna
stretch that misspoke. I'm just
gonna I'm just gonna no more,
no more, I don't want no more.
No more. No more. No more.
You're gonna credit their
heads gentlemen.
No more. No more.
No more.
Psycho boys.
Up to the rim.
Puff fake.
Yeah, Puff fake.
Oh
No
When there's private servers though, let me tell you something people the first time we get private servers
By the thousands
I highly doubt that. My Bungulators have been lying in wait, switching their outfits, laying low, not pledging their allegiances publicly.
They have been lying in wait, ready for the next battle. They have prepared, they have gained their arsenal to maximum capacity.
You will see one Bungulator, you will see a thousand Bungulators. They are hidden in shadows, waiting to approach.
All right, just because you're sucking them off on your down corner,
I won't be like the dog in the extract, you know that pussy?
That's why they drew it from the mouth, because you give the best head in the west.
And to thank, and to thank the same guy who they went to war with,
they have sided with for the 20 subs, because they know the king is wrong.
Ready up, hunts, ready up.
I don't know how to put it to you, wait, this is how we do it, next time we see a hornet,
we both stop talking and listen to it, and you tell me that that sounds anything like
me there.
There's a difference from it being next to us and it being at the bottom of the valley,
I'm telling you.
No, no, there's not.
No, there's not this is what we do. This is what we do
We're going to do the same thing with the last cave except you're gonna sell the hill. Let I'm gonna go ride
What someone has posted a comparison in your discord and the clips and memes channel
Thank you, Mr. General my boy. Thank you for your service big man
Thank you for your service. What was it? What was it between the Hornet and the Jupiter?
That is what I'm hearing that they they they debunked it what it was there continues
I don't know. I guess they posted the comparison. I don't know someone said it's helping at the check it
It will end this debate on it right there. Hold it right there. You ready for this ready for this? Oh, oh
Shit, oh shit
God before I hear that hold it down
Listen to it listen to it listen to it listen to it
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Hold up, no, watch, you wait right here, you wait right here!
You listen to this fucking hornet sound, you slut!
You listen to this hornet sound! You wait right there!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It's like a city up there!
oh my god oh dude just ran to the wall died oh you go take a little bit you see
right there oh my god I will take it another time we'll take it another time
hey yeah we'll run the numbers another day
Oh
Hello clinkers. Oh my god
You're lying and cheat that's you are
Where's where's where's the hooligans at? Where's the hooligans at? I'm trying to get to murder it
But take all my anger out on the next innocent person. I see no you're not
You're staying on for another three hours
You nine to five is what the late night streams that's what it's the cool
I gotcha gotcha. Get out of here, put it here!
Not yet!
Oh, I didn't wait till there's a third one!
What?
Dude, Master plan...
Master plan...
You are zooming out of here!
Meow! Meow!
Oh, Jake! Oh, Jake! Go up, go up, go up!
before you kill us before you kill us kill those guys first kill those guys first first
kill those guys first oh let's go let's go thank you boys thank you boys it's been a
long night what was that a Jupiter or a Hornet oh my god
good sir good sir thank you good sir thank you good sir I will go grab
Don't you worry
Good work team good work
So no mercy oh
Oh shit.
How'd you big guy go play?
How about you crawl us into a quarter, huh?
How about you crawl us into a quarter?
How about you crawl us into a quarter, buddy?
It's okay.
How about you go up there again?
You're doing great, pal.
You're doing great.
Me and Bob, you're doing great, pal.
Go up there again.
You're going to win it this time.
I hate this guy!
Pride!
Make sure when you get down, you get down!
Charge, brother!
Make sure you get knocked into a good place there!
Oh shit, oh my god, no fucking way!
Come on, back down to the top here!
That's me, dumbass!
Why don't you kill Peter, then?
He was cold!
Excellent rain, excellent rain.
I will let those guys off with a little warning this time.
Let them off with a little warning.
Lucky they can't be in a good mood.
They're talking about how it's lucky they can't be in a good mood.
Next time I will not be so merciful.
It will not be going down the same way.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Not
So the time you honestly still a freak it we're going to tell a freak it
That's where we're going that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing
Who missed a puppy but what was it good? Good. Oh, wait, wait
I'm going to bed.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up, before we get in there, my bungalows are telling me to check the thing.
They only have the sound of the Jupiter, not the sound of a hornet.
the sound of the hornet. So,
play the sound of the Jupiter
into the difference. No, I just
said they don't have the sound
of the hornet. Yes, but we have
the sound of the hornet in the
clip where we were talking
about it being a Jupiter. That's
the sound. There you go. The
sound they have in this clip
is literally just the clip.
one. Well, ready up. Ready up.
Well, get in there. Ready up.
Well, think about it, Chad.
People had to invest in sniping us.
Now you can do it for free.
Oh, there's your ladies.
Perfect.
Oh, good work, Mr. General.
Good work.
I don't even have any mail to
check.
Oh.
The volume is louder.
Mr.
Listen to it.
Okay.
I'm going to listen.
Okay.
I'm going to listen to it now.
Here we go.
Oh, we're going to the game
nevermind.
We're not listening to it.
All right.
Here we go.
Thank you.
I got a bug in my eyes. I got
a bug in my skin. I got bugs
in my skin. I got bugs in my
I've got bugs in my eyes.
That was so good.
Thank you Mr. Hunch.
Thank you, good sir.
Fresh new raid, net positive.
It's sort of just tied to the north.
Did you hear that?
I did not.
Let's get him.
That's your couple meds from the med bag.
Oh! Oh, you startled me. You startled me.
Oh, I got some meds. I wouldn't suggest closing that door, sir.
Where's all the people at?
I got bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin.
Bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin, Bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin.
crack rocks I got bugs in my eyes you'd like that song hutch I wonder if I see
one more fucking flamethrower I might crash out the beautiful song is all the
people at the I see a person what does he do it what is he doing I don't know
I don't know how to get up there in a secret way, I don't know how to get up there in a secret way, follow me, follow me.
I got someone else's tip.
Hey, here right here. Is there a secret like...
Are you ready? You jump right here, he's right here.
Oh, good work!
Oh shit, I missed.
the wrong neighborhood putty what son what son what son what son god yeah
who's the other team coming in this other team coming in yep yep yep I'm up
I'm up in the sky.
We need to get these goopers.
I'm up in the sky on a park.
Oh, condergy license, condergy.
Oh, they're right here. They're right here.
Oh, look at them on me.
Slime push. Slime push. I got you.
Take this! Pushing them on games!
We do low flicking on him
We're down the floor from the hatch
Perfect by covers already bone
Oh, I got him I got him
God yeah
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Oh, I feel too good.
Oh.
Share! Share! Share!
Share!
Oh, nice!
I'm about to back him, I'm about to back him.
Let's go.
Okay, of course, he just kills me.
That's what a sweet delight.
Hold on.
Hold up, oh, God, don't kill yourself, I want to watch this pussy die.
I want to watch this pussy die.
Is that him as you dead?
Oh, he's got two swippers on him.
Oh.
Oh, well.
Hey, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Wow.
That guy is cool that guy's a cool guy besides let me tell you what yeah
This is literally every day in every game
Yep
But most of time it's the you know, they're pretty good interactions that guy was but I get streams typed every game
I play no matter what. Most of them choose to either like be chill or like just you know play as if it's a regular game and they pretend like they didn't stream site.
And then there are ones that consciously choose to be a massive loser. And that is the choice that guy's made. That's the path he wants.
as a friend request on a
Fortnite ad. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Those are the ones. I guarantee
you that guy's a racist as well.
I guarantee you. He was
empty to say the N word. What a
hundred percent. I can see it
in his eyes. Yeah. Mm hmm. I
can see his eyes. 100% That's
that's a racist right there.
Oh, I want you.
Well, I could just hide scheme and picking a map, dude.
Gordon, we heard you hear about the master plan.
Oh my god.
OK, how about this, Gordon?
I'm going to hide my scheme right now, OK?
And if we hear a single person saying,
peanut, I'll ban you into the oblivion.
How about that?
OK, here we go.
Hot, you ready?
This is going to work.
We only have 100,000 people watching us choose between five different maps.
We should be able to evade them.
Wait, hold up.
Thank you, Gordon, for your infinite wisdom.
We should be good now.
Shut the fuck up, Gordon.
Shut your fucking mouth, Gordon.
Fuck you.
This is not a time to try me, pal.
I'm pissed at that racist guy.
I was kidding, Gordon.
I'm not gonna ban you just pissed at that racist man use a peanut racist and also this won't solve anything
Like too much yeah, we don't even play like half the maps in the game too. There's like two maps we go do
We get a little bit of food
But I'm gonna try to relate it's wait. Oh, yeah, this one this one
I'm not gonna say that.
That's what I'm saying.
Fucking Gordon.
Yeah, fucking Gordon.
God damn it, Gordon.
Why'd you have to say something stupid?
Well, I was pissed at the racist guy.
Fuck you, Gordon.
Look what you made me go and do.
You see, Gordon, I won't ban you.
You see, Mr. Gordon, I won't ban you.
I was just a little psyched up.
and psyched up. I was a little hyped up from that ancient guy. I was like, don't you worry, Gordon.
Don't you worry, Gordon.
Fuckin' Gordon.
Real nice timing on that one, Gordon. Real nice timing on that one, Gordon.
Fuck you, Gordon.
Oh, let's...
All right!
Oh, Mr. Marr, Mr. Teedee, my wife and six of my boys, good man, good ah, man!
Hey, Mr. Natsum, Mr. Lutsum, Mr. Mbobobo, my wife and my boys, good man, good ah,
man!
Good Lattey, doos good, ah, Lattey dies.
He's gonna change everything. He's not.
Aren't you ready for a crazy raid?
You ready to get wild? No, it's not. No, it's not.
No, it's not. The halfway point.
That's the halfway point.
This is no Halo Marathon. This is a Halo Marathon. You're staying up all night.
Oh my gosh, my mouth. There's my sign. Perfect.
the house! You've only made a house!
Thanks for the event. This is my point. Truly fun. That's massively man. You have to be happy about it.
This one's for you, big man.
He's thinking, he's thinking.
I'll charge the hanging in there.
I'm gonna find a way out.
You watch.
I'm gonna find a way out, you watch.
I'm gonna find a way out.
He's cooking, he's cooking.
He's cooking.
You're more nimble than I thought you were.
More flexible.
Oh!
Fast like a zappard.
Hold up.
Let's go this way.
Oh, fast like that, bud.
Wait, hold up. Let's go this way.
I heard there's a good room in that room.
You should go check it out.
They're right over here, by the way.
They're right over here.
Let's go over there and blast them.
I
Look forward to seeing you have to play solos
So is that you're pretty good
Oh wait actually well, there's like 50 gentlemen yelling peanut, but 49 of them look kind of
We are not we are not we are not I want to let you know that before we kill you okay, but not friendly, okay?
We're not the other ones. Oh
My god, he's a trick grenade. Holy shit
You're not I'm stuffed. I'm stuffed. Let's get the hell out of here
We got to get more goop. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying let's leave. No, no
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Let's read the room. There's one
We can't put the boost you don't really have a great box
Here's one right here. Hello, sir
I
We're doing pretty good this right
She later
This you would go in behind us by the way, Mr. Charlie Bravo
On me one fuck you sir fuck you
I got him. I'm far away from you,
peanut. Just give me a second.
Hunch! Hunch! You got a
straggler. What?
Hunch, you got a straggler over here.
Hold on, I got to console my council.
I got to console my council.
Hunch!
Really?
indeed my friend ah that guy you hot I found a straggler I found a straggler
hello what do we do with this one that's what you get you scumbag
The Stomp! No!
Hotch, what are you doing?
That was it. He could have joined our hearty crew.
That's what you get, you piece of shit. That's what you get.
That's what you get. You earned that.
You do not call me over here and say,
We have a straggler and expect me not to murder you.
I was going to have him join our hearty crew.
You know what you call me over here for.
No, I didn't!
You're not foolin' me!
I caught you all with you for advice of what we're going to do with them!
Oh!
I mean, I know you're going to make an executive decision to unload every bullet in your magazine in his mouth!
I was going to join a hundred grooms!
Yeah, that was Gordon, that was Gordon right there.
That was Gordon.
That was Gordon right there.
100% 100%
That was 100% Gordon that was 1000% going right there. No doubt my mind
All of me crew also maybe maybe you're right maybe we couldn't keep them around it could have been a
The hell is he doing?
See! See!
A little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop never hurt anyone.
Alright, let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Follow me gang. Oh no. There could be some hooligans in this medical research unit so
keep your eyes peeled. Oh, Mr. Crouch, Mr. Crouch. They're everywhere.
Gotcha.
Yeah
Vice item do we use we just use to one talk
Do we we there is someone talking oh right here right here on the left
Good thing that's the blam
Good thing that's good blab, good bluesy!
God yeah.
Easy going pretty good this raid.
There's another one, that wasn't who was talking.
He's over here, he's over here.
Let me get a little bit of Coopa Nell right there.
Oh nice, work!
Can we look at your bags?
Can you guys have no face?
Well, it's just what you want, huh?
It's just what you want?
Oh, just take a little bit of that!
A little bit of that!
You just can't be friendly, Peanut.
You just can't be friendly.
You know what causes the Bungalow boys?
That's what causes.
That's what's going on here, the Bungalow boys.
They've ruined the game.
Now look at, look at, look at what we're doing now.
How dare us.
How dare you, Clue?
The cahones on us.
Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you, the amount of people that are willing to be friendly to this raid is quite surplusious.
Why is everybody still friendly to this raid?
Everybody's trying to blast us.
No, this is weird. This is weird.
After dying 433 times, it's hard for me to trust anyone.
That's what you get after that. That's usually the point where you stop trustin' people.
You ride about there right in the sweet spot right in the sweet spot you maybe good was on to something
Everybody's friend me there
Me what's that what's that?
He's in the medical research unit
You get back in there
There he is
Oh my god there's more, there's more, there's more, there's more, what have I done?
Yeah, we gotta back it up.
Back it up, Tarot, don't even reverse, Tarot.
They're brought, James!
Josh!
He's on the left, he's on the left!
Oh, good work!
I am sorry for shooting you.
Good.
I
Would be okay would be going to be uncle
Going to be uncle coming to me. He's gonna be in the magic finger
Where's the third guy
Even if it dies it's not gonna kill me before I kill you pussy. Oh shit. I don't know what it is
That would be a lot cooler if he was like right there.
Squidward killed this guy!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, excuse me Mr. Squidward.
Oh god damn sir.
I should be taking Squidward out. I should be taking Squidward out.
Yeah, we're gonna have to take her base.
Oh, I gotta reload. Oh my god. He's gotta protect me.
Oh, big time.
Take that Squidward.
Good work.
Turchow!
We're doing pretty good this raid!
The one raid where it feels like no one is running at us is...
...combing us successfully!
Dude, there's no fucking way Gordon was right!
Dude, there's actually no fucking way Gordon was right!
It's...
Wait, wait!
Dude, there's no way hiding your screen
stops 100,000 people from stream sniping you when you choose to drink two mops!
There is no fucking way Gordon this is all luck this is a Gordon you are not
right this is all luck I'll test it next round I'll test it next round too
wait there's no way Gordon is right you actually I actually hear my speed I
actually get my screen you want this is it the streams I was in you went to
the geniuses have a purpose to make me look like a fool the God of fools
Gosh, that's what's going on here! They might be looking like a fool!
I think you owe Mr. Gordon an apology.
I think, I think, I think Mr. Gordon's over there slapping his hands together.
Looking devious.
I get it, do you Gordon spinning around slowly in a wheelie chair like a villain?
Oh, so my plan worked, didn't it?
Oh!
Gordon was right once again, huh?
I can't remember a goddamn time Gordon was wrong!
You know what they call me, Gordon the Wise!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
I see we tested out on Bluegate.
That's where the real test is.
Well now we told everybody we were going on somewhere else.
That's definitely not Bluegate.
Also, that sound we heard was a Jupiter.
100% 100%
Really?
You gonna take a short jab at me right before we call it?
Hold up, hold up Gordon super challenge.
I'm gonna go down to gloat on his victory.
They don't call me the LeBron days of awkwardness suggestion for nothing.
Tina you're just taking L's today.
All types of Ls.
Fuck you Gordon, you're not right, we're going to try it again.
Scientific hypotheses require vigorous testing, not a one-off, who's he doozy?
We're going, we're doing it again, we're doing it again and I'm disgrouping Gordon.
No, you're not getting on until I prove Gordon wrong.
You're not getting off till I prove going wrong
Dude 14 and a half hours that I'm getting delirious. I'm get to the halfway point. That's the halfway point
That's the halfway point that's the halfway point you just get started you just get started
How about that oh?
You are you really gonna leave me when Gordon's maybe like a idiot in front of all my friends
That's exactly what I'm going to do it. I'm gonna do it happily. I'm gonna do it very happily
One more one more one more
One more one more close the game one more close the game, and I'm leaving the discord
You leave the discord you
Oh, Hunch, Hunch, if you leave the discord, God will hate you
God will hate you if you leave the discord right now
HUNCH, YOU NOT, LEAVE THIS DISCORD ON, GOD WILL HATE YOU FRAVOR
Hunch was right, Gordon was right
Fuck
And peanut is a false game, GOOD NIGHT
Shit
Now gentlemen, yeah
Yeah, yeah, start another one.
Well, well, well, we were bested by huts.
We were bested by Gordon. Folks he'd ever joined. Huts has left us to die.
I don't know how it could get much worse at this point.
I don't know how much how it could get much worse. I don't know how it could go any any lower than this
I'm at rock bottom. I'm at rock bottom
You lost a dupe and I lost it. Thanks for reminding me sir
Thank you, sir. Thanks for reminding me sir. Thank you. I appreciate that I appreciate that I
Appreciate you remind me. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Thank you. Don't definitely don't get AIDS. That would be do not do not do that. That was all of all of me so fast. Do not do that. Do not do that. Um, thank you for reminding me about that. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. All right. Let me see.
Let me see if we can get I might want to play some solos.
Let me do a couple solos too and then we'll grab Genji and Clumsy.
You a solo or two.
Let me do a solo or two.
You a solo.
Guys we're playing Tarkov on Tuesday.
Tarkov Tuesday.
That's what we're playing Tarkov.
Uh...
Solo Tarkov?
Hey, that sounds horrible.
Hey, that sounds like straight Aids, Diarrhea.
Thank you for the suggestion, though, sir.
Thank you, good sir.
We get my Goop organized.
One moment.
I'm gonna hide my screen to prove Gordon wrong.
Here we go.
Carsey, maybe Gordon.
In a second.
Maybe Gordon.
Was.
Actually on to something.
Think about it.
He knew that we could, we would be using the gambler's philosophy.
100,000 people split amongst five maps, but that assumes that assumes that all the
people trying to stream-snipe are coordinated.
Mute what sound? Oh, Mute Game Buddy, oh good thinking. That assumes that all the
people trying to stream-snipe are coordinated. Mm-hmm. Split evenly
amongst the maths but that's not the case that's not the case you trick one you
trick them all think about it if you're trying to stream snipe why would you go
to a map that you don't think I'm gonna be on for the sake of the other
stream time as you would do it you wouldn't do it because they're not
coordinated think about it think about it I'll tell you I think Gordon might
been on to something.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Perchance.
Or maybe, or maybe, perhaps...
Oh.
We talked to Mr. Shai real quick.
Oh, we're out of all the supplies we can buy.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet treat.
RC, I think I'm just going to go in with what I got from that raid.
I'm not trying to lose any group on a solo run here.
She's a little bit of fit now.
We're good to go.
Here we go.
Perfect, perfect.
Some of these bad boys.
Here we go.
Sublime.
Okay, I'm good to go.
You should do random squads.
No, no, no, what if they're racist?
You never know.
They could be racist if the game pairs up with,
and that would, and then they'd be racist.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And we have to kill ourselves in the game of course.
Play Call of Duty Black Ops 4.
Hey, that's a pretty stupid idea.
That sounds horrible.
Oh, it's my jam! It's my jam!
It's my jam!
All we can is join the pre-coined into the game! Let's run!
Let's ride!
Oh, turn that bad boy back on, like you do.
I've got a good feeling about this boys, now that we've dropped that...
I've got a good feeling about this boys, now that we've dropped that dead weight.
Hunch was holding us back!
He was holding us back from our true power!
Lock him.
Oh, these are hooting right there.
Hello, sir, hello, sir!
See you later, stinky.
Where the winners are at!
We're doing even better!
You little bitty coot.
What?
Was that guy stupid or something?
Was that one of those stupid people?
Oh my God.
Who'd out in the wild?
Oh my goodness!
Whoa...
You don't get to see a sight like that very often, boys!
You don't get to see a sight like that very often!
Whoa...
Follow me, clue.
I also love to bring Affinitator 4 in with zero ammo whatsoever.
That's my favorite thing to do!
Oh!
Oh, this is a fun-
Ah!
Oh!
You're not thinking of the-
Get your ass back here, brother, son of a-
Mr. Fus...Fus...Fus...
Mr. Silly!
Mr. S...
Oh! What?!
No way that two-patty pussy just killed us!
We got them three times.
Sir, sir!
That was a good scrimmage, I guess.
You have some skills.
That's what I've seen before.
Oh fuck, oh shit.
Oh, excuse me, I'll be out of here.
You have over there.
Sir, sir!
Good sir, good sir.
Good sir.
Sure.
Share.
Good share.
Share.
I know.
My bad.
Hold on now.
I see defibrillators.
No.
Oh.
Okay.
Alright.
See you later then.
You have a good one.
Hold on now.
No need for hasty decisions.
I'm just getting out of your hair.
You have a good one.
Alright.
See if you've got a good one.
You have a good one.
I wish you nothing but great luck.
So I've seen it now.
I feel that was a close one.
That was a close one.
Jesus Christ.
See that?
We're saved! We're saved!
Sir!
Fuck you Gordon! I told you where you were wrong!
Sir! Sir!
Sir!
Sir! Good sir!
Up yonder, up yonder!
I'm coming down now!
You know how I do, you know how I be!
this hanging around oh hello hello hello good sir hello how are you on this fine
day you know what would be lovely is if you provide me any joint forces it
Dominate the map
Was that oh
Watch I want to be squeezing by then oh
No, excuse me. Oh
Oh, thank you. Oh, so sir sir
You think I'm gonna be favorite kill him kill
Oxygen crap
Oh
The hell is going on?
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
We'll get back up soon enough.
You got this, you got this.
Oh!
Hurry!
Go on work!
Yes, it is good sir. Yes, it is.
Does he have a defibrillator?
Check, you have a check on me.
You have a check on me.
Check on me.
Oh, shit.
You have a check on me.
Alright.
Nothing personal, but I'm switching teams.
Serve!
I hope we don't take it personally.
got to do you sir god speed good sir god speed sir wouldn't happen to have one
of those dnd defense now would you
sure good sir oh oh that I'll just be on my way then I'll get out of your hair
Don't want to don't want to make a ruckus now. You have a good one now
You got it you have a good one
Yeah, you have a you have a gui over dandy time now
You got God speed on all you've evidences
You have a you have a good time now you've a good time now. I'll be up. I'll be on I'll be on my way now. Oh
Hello
Don't shoot!
Hello sir!
You happen to have one of those fancy defibrillators.
You're not on advantages.
Oh, no need for the oh, no need for the oh, oh, excuse me boys.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me on my way then.
God, God speed everybody.
God speed boys.
Good luck on all, on all of your ventures.
God speed.
What you wish, boys?
We'll get up.
God, that's my witness!
He won't get back up!
Oh, see you later now, boys.
See you later now, boys.
Have a good one now, boys. Have a good one now, boys.
Oh.
You boys think we can find somebody with a defibrillator?
I
Bet we can if we if we put our minds together you guys look like smart gentlemen
You guys agree?
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, if we all put our minds together. I'm sure we can solve we can solve this mystery
He's got a keep keep on keeping on
Don't you worry boys, we'll make it out yet, we'll make it out yet, we'll make it out yet.
Oh, perhaps those gentlemen, perhaps those gentlemen.
Follow me, clue.
Might be salvation yet.
Oh, let's go talk to those guys.
Maybe they've got to do something for us.
We're tense, but maybe you never know, you never know, unless you try.
That's what I say.
You never know unless you try, you never know what could be, you never know what could
happen.
Sir!
Yeah, I'm happy to have it.
Sir?
Guys, come over here, come over here.
Let's hide in this room for a second until those guys come up.
Come on, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest.
We had to figure out which of the team members was stupid.
We solved the case.
There's only enough defense for you and me.
Oh sir, sir, sir, would you happen to have one of those dandy defense?
Would you happen to have an extra defense?
I do not.
Okay, I'm just going to squeeze my body then.
Oh excuse me, oh excuse me, oh hello sir.
Oh thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
Thank you boys thank you boys thank you a thousand times we're back
God work boys
Oh by the God by the kind by the God taking boys now listen to me
Listen to me very carefully boys. It's something important. I have to tell you before we go anywhere else very important
come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
I got something very important I got to tell you guys before we get out of here.
He's an evil wizard.
He lives in his castle right there.
He's plotting something.
Yeah.
We have to kill him.
He can't leave him alive.
He's talking to another one.
He's casting spells actually speak quickly before he controls our minds.
Get him boys get him!
He's out of the car behind him!
He's got to see him move and he's reaching, he's reaching!
He's reaching!
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Well, we've been fooled. We've been duped. We've been duped.
Now, we're the wizards.
Oh, do you know me? Just hanging around.
Just hanging around. No, don't worry about me.
Don't worry about old Peter.
What'd you say?
Oh, yeah, you know, I'm conjuring up of doing some high alchemy, but it was just about the head to the Grand Exchange.
Oh, how old are you there?
For 15 minutes and 30 seconds.
Oh
Well counteroffer counteroffer what about 15 seconds and
38 nanoseconds
Per chance per maybe
Per maybe
I think we're fucked
This is me. I think we're gonna be here for a long time. First we'll eat his
body. But soon enough, one of us will have to eat the other.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
A little bit of goop. A little bit of goop.
I've got, I've got sweet treats for you if you open the door.
I got sweet treats for you.
I got a bit of candy for you.
Let's get to know each other.
You want to sweet to sweet to you?
Give you some candy?
Show me a big Mac again and I'll let you out.
Hey, that was a very stressful moment in my life.
You opened this door right now, young man.
What do we do, boys? What do we do?
I can't, man. I'm scared.
Oh. No, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm not going to hurt you.
Oh, no.
That's what someone would say about her being with sad.
No, no, no, no.
No, you're safe. You're safe now. I've arrived.
You're safe now. Just go ahead and open the door.
Oh, no, no, no.
Which is there any does anyone there's got to be what do you fuckers that those how I get out of here
Is there any is there anything we can like a zip line we can get through a wall out
You know
I'm gonna get by this total for my cold dead hands
You killed your only way out oh shit I forgot about that oh my god oh my god I forgot about
that glitch oh my god oh my god I forgot that you can glitch through a wall with another
play it oh my god sir sir wake up now it took us over he's still with me he's
still with me we see if he's got any barricades we see we got any
You gotta be beer keeping a good sound of you with it.
You gotta be beer keeping somebody here.
Hello!
I'm okay!
You let me out of this door right now!
I want that!
Put it on the wall.
Look, he does that one. That one.
That one.
On the corner?
Oh.
Stop trying to get out!
You open this door right now, young man!
I can't lose this 204.
Trust me that way.
You have to noise make her.
Glitch through it. We will be good to it. Run at it.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Find your way out before we have to shut down the teams.
Wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Come on.
Yeah.
Thank you much!
Like that?
How do you...
You have to roll?
You have to...
What are you talking about?
What the...
Thanks a lot, guys!
Oh, what the hell?
What are you up to, Sam? What are you? What are you lost words?
You can eat my shit, you scumbag.
Rot in the hell! Rot in the hell! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Shit, I almost got him. Dammit.
Excellent, hey, gentlemen. Excellent, Ray.
Dammit, I almost got him. I almost had him right there. I almost had him. I almost had him right there.
What am I reporting to fall into is blocking the door.
That's right.
Oh yeah, I forgot I could do that.
That's whatever.
Okay.
We'll catch the next one.
It's not even through the wall, but it was that really a glitch by the way.
Can you get through walls with a with a zappa? What you guys fucking with me?
Yes, you can you why was it working for me?
Noisemaker only oh
Oh, okay, gotcha, okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Yeah, craft a noise maker, okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay, okay, let's ride!
I
Take it
You wish it.
Go, go, go.
Charge!
No, I got you bastard.
Run, Dave!
Come on, Dave!
Are you like that, pal? You're like that!
You bastard!
God! God, yeah!
Mr. Silly! Mr. Silly!
You thought you could outplay me, didn't you, Mr. Silly?
You thought you could out-fake me, Mr. Silly?
Oh, Mr. Silly, there is no escape.
Don't you keep crawling right there.
Don't you keep crawling.
Mr. Silly, where are you going?
Where are you going, Mr. Silly?
Your salvation is right here.
Get your ass back, you moron!
Little bitty goop.
What's that?
They're jammin over there!
What are they gettin' funky? They're gettin' funky!
Hold on, this is my new room!
Okay!
Hey!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
AYY!
OH SHIT!
HE RUDED OUR CHRISTIAN-STOONS!
I'm so sorry son, I don't have a defibrillator, I need your resources.
Jesus Christ.
He was possessed of something, he was possessed.
A lot of motion in the ocean.
Oh my God!
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh my god all right sir you invested me you
invested me I will admit you invested me you invested me but you must revive
me. You have to revi- hold up if you don't revive me you won't know my secret.
Hold up Will, it's a really cool secret. It's really cool. You're gonna want to
hear- you're gonna want to hear it.
get over here. There's a defib on the on the dead body over here. Right here, right here.
The one with the blue short time. The other one, the other one. Those are our enemies.
those are the demons. They're coming to kill us.
They're here to kill us. Kill them. They're here to kill us.
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
No, you're not.
She musty, she musty.
Where the toad can go?
There he is, there he is!
Good work!
Now let's clean up the trash.
He's your city!
I have to move to you!
Hurry!
Hey, yeah!
Disrespect him, disrespect him, disrespect him!
Disrespect him, disrespect him!
Disrespect him, disrespect him, disrespect him!
Oh, shit!
Oh, don't worry, don't worry.
Little bit of goop.
You did fine work out there soldier fine work out there
Very well hold up now we got with we're teaming up you're my amigo now
You get a little bit of poop and then we'll be good to go
That's very oh
oh that's nice that's nice what's up got you got you the first four second
for. No, you're not. We don't believe you, December.
Oh, I thought you could shoot me that.
Well, this guy's good.
This guy's good.
Oh, good work.
Good work!
Shielena, stinky!
Kuchow!
Little bit of food.
Good work out there, soldier! Good work!
I tell you, he was saying he was friendly, but he was lying.
He was a deceiver.
I think he was lying too. I heard him.
You can tell by his voice.
He was trying to lie to us.
Pick our lives.
Do a little bit of healing.
We'll get this cadadolin.
Oh, dude.
What a loot.
Give him your D-Fib.
Wait, hold up.
Let me get you- Let me get you a D-Fib.
Let me get- You take this, chief.
You take that.
Perfect.
Who does he know I'm dooming him?
If he goes down.
But that's okay with me!
Electron!
What am I doing?
We don't need shields or for bitches.
It's actually let's go, let's go this way over younger.
Oh, oh what a sweet, what a small idea.
We can take a little peep over here, a little gander, a little gander that never hurt anyone.
Hello?
Keep your peepers open.
Oh
There could be bogeys looking around any corner in the shadows
I'll see the granola bar. I'm finished
You know, I'm not hearing nothing it's a little quiet
What?
Oh, Mr. Captain, this is a wonder.
Go, go, go!
Oh, there's a double ocean, a double ocean.
He's talking, he's talking, but nobody under on the western side.
Good job.
Blankers!
Oh!
By the way, I hope you just heard that hornet, that sounded nothing like we heard earlier.
Nothing at all like we heard earlier.
Hunch was wronged!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
He's right there!
What's going on?
Oh
Wait hold up what if I told you and if you revive me right
Exactly as plan
Yep
It's just the wall of the land, brother. You understand?
Well, hold on now, hold on now.
We just don't need to make hasty decisions.
I don't know. What's your opinion?
Uh, I'll suck you up.
Just think about it. You kill me.
You kid.
All right, let's see you here.
Hell yeah, boy.
Hell yeah.
Thank you. Love yourself.
Thank you, good sir.
Oh, and you didn't need help with whoever that is!
We can team up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
What?
He had to defib it everything!
We're...
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Alright, we're not going back to that God of the Second Map.
We are not going back to that godforsaken hellhole of a map. I forbid it. We're going somewhere else
You blame a group of a group I didn't even have any group I was poor I was homeless
Gordon was right. No he wasn't
All right, I'm we're going stacked we're going stacked midnight raid midnight raid blue gate
I'm just gonna get a granola bar. Oh, it's a famous thing work. Oh, it's a famous thing work
You got one of these bad boys like you do and I sucked it for nothing
What a cheapskate
Have a green shield from mr. Sinead like you do
Then have a couple of these bad boys
Here we go
Then we'll grab a little bit of medium ammo
Oh 13 is not gonna cut it most likely
Gonna be like that one stupid person we found in the vents
Here we go
Then we ride
Alright, how many of you are going to roll a bar?
LET'S RIDE!
Oh, I got it. One moment.
There's a quick peeping. It's got me. It's got me.
Oh, you got me.
You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me.
You got me, I was taking a pee pee.
You got me, you got me good.
Huts left to go to Weight Watchers.
Genji, love from South Africa.
Hey!
You guys got internet?
Let's go, do a good day, Genji.
YEEEEEES!
Good, good, good, good!
MASSIVE W THE TACBOYS!
LET'S FUCKING KNOW!
Dude, this is a big day!
This is actually a massive day!
Holy shit!
Dude, no fucking way!
I got a silly goose Saturday too?
Oh my god!
UUUN!
You massive, massive W, massive W, Mr. Goopy Goopers said, Genji, honestly, we're getting
our pussy power out of here, not gonna lie to you boys, we probably should get Genji,
I say we text him.
I think we're getting our ass pounded out here.
I don't think we've survived any raids in Tartar's lab.
I think we get him.
Mm-hmm.
I think we get him.
All right, let me send a quick text.
We take a little peep.
We send a quick text real quick.
There we go.
You want right here we go. Uh-huh. Did you grab it? She's cool. She's cool. Uh, would you snap it on a tasty granola bar?
Chocolate chip. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. How close you to the goal? Well, further away than when we started to stream five hours ago.
But we're getting there, we're getting there.
Ain't no Russian in the chat.
Wish Tegensalon.
I've never had a four minute queue before my life.
Except for literally every time I go into any raid
whatsoever and talk of at all whatsoever
at any point in the day, at all any day of the week
even at night.
Arc is down it's no it's not really oh
No, no, no
Who'd be sassin dragon of course my boy of course my boy get strut and close to nothing will stop you all right
Well, I already I already invited crowd and he said no he was playing some type of animal crossing game
I don't know what it was and close he it's Saturday night at 12 15 and I haven't heard from him in six hours
I guarantee you that guy is nose deep in a block deck table
200 whiskies down
Pots out
That's not happening. That's not happening. That's not happening. Oh
Oh, let's... arrive!
Have your eyes adjusted to the dark yet, Raider?
Loot is ripe for the picking while most of Toledo is asleep.
Though my suppliers say that art is twice as vigilant after some-
Let's ride!
Hmm.
Loot's risk roll bar.
Who's bashing over here?
No way there's a guy right here.
Oh my god, the range!
Go, go, go!
Onigal, onigal, onigal, onigal!
I need this more oh shit
All right pal, all right you got lucky this time pal you got oh we're saved we're saved
We're saved!
Let's go!
We're saved!
We're saved again!
Let's go!
We're saved!
Hello sir!
How are you on this fine day?
Well, like me, you could use one of the fancy defibrillators if you got one.
Per maybe.
Per tense.
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
What the hell?
Who are all these people?
Oh
Where where's we're saying
We're saying
Oh, what we're saying we're saying we're saying oh my god
Well that's we did save me I'm gonna kill you now sir I'm sorry he saved me he saved me
he's got he saved me he saved me no more saving required thank you everybody
hey thank you everybody thank you everybody all right see you later now
All right, you're looking what God's be a God's mean
You're a good man. You know that you're a good man. Oh
Well, there's another person coming to save us sir. We don't need any more saving
He works we are saying
You we are all good on the saving front
We don't need any more saving. We don't need any more saving
No more saving is required.
No more saving, we don't need any more saving.
Retreat, retreat!
I don't know what happened, but we are doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good, boys.
Hell yeah!
Not too savvy boys, not too savvy.
Not too savvy. Look, even hunches are already. Oh my god.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, hello again, sir.
Uh, what'd you say?
Uh, I got your six.
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Take a little peep. Oh, I'm pretty sure all these people were homeless
I see we I see we get down to the bonka
Let's ride oh
After a quick gooping session, of course
Little bit of poop on the side
Here we go
Perfect! Now we ride!
I don't know why there was 200 people that just came in that one building five minutes into the rain.
That must be a new hotspot that I'm not familiar with. Must be a new hotspot.
It's not familiar with that hot spot.
Give him a view.
Oh, you can take it.
I mean, sir, I've got a gift for you.
I've got a gift.
There you are, sir.
Oh, I have a lot to say.
Get out of here if I got it.
One, two, three, four.
oh my guys a fat bitch I can't get on the wall there we go there we go
we'll take a little peep over here perchance
I'm going in!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, yes you are!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
You're rude!
Be gone with you, miscreant!
I'm gonna get a 7!
Gotcha!
We did it, boo!
We did it!
Oh
All the body of great for John
I'm good to go
I hope your people's open.
Oh, dead clickers over here?
A clue.
Hello?
Oh, hello, sir!
Reload!
Hurry!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I need your nutrients, sir.
Oh, his name is Epstein. That's not gonna be too good. That's not gonna be too good.
One moment.
These guys were these guys were packing
Oh, you know you got that you got that out there
You said
No, you got that.
It's nighttime.
You can't use a hatch key.
He's a stupid person.
We don't need a hatch key.
There's people outside this door.
door and they come in here and strike. There he is! Phew. Oh, that close one. You good
work out there. No, you're not. You get out of here, scram!
Oh, the stairs! Oh, the stairs!
Yeah, this push here, that's a nice tortilla.
THERE HE IS!
He's got him! Have it! He's got him! Have it!
Come on, James!
Oh, he's been dead.
Good work!
Oh my god!
He's already dead? OH NIGGLE NIGGLE NIGGLE! GOD I'VE GOT HIM!
He's elated!
He was my amigolate!
Thank you good sir! Thank you good sir!
You're a good fella. You got a good heart. You're hard to go.
Oh, I appreciate it.
Oh, and they deserve it.
We've got to keep going.
Godspeed, Godspeed.
There was a good man right there.
Oh, shit.
But the 100!
There's a polluter!
Oh, my god.
What?
How did he know?
I thought I saw him going that way.
You have no fucking idea what happened from the start of that raid to the end
Excellent
Alright, baby Gordon was right. I'm hiding the screen Gordon was right. I admit it. I Gordon was right the entire time
You win Gordon you win
It was Mario Judah
You deserve to be poor.
I'd bow.
I'd bust it.
Five hundred thousand space dollars isn't much, but it is respectable.
It is respectable amount.
Oh, wait a shit, I've got to hide my screen.
You didn't see where we're going.
You did not see where we're going.
You have no idea.
You get a little bit of poop.
little bit of poop oh I'm completely out of pink triangles or any triangles that
matter holy shit I don't think I've ever been this boy in the entirety of
operators even day one one of these bad boys in some of these fellas here we go
Well, even if that...perfect.
We'll be away from expedition.
No, I've got two million worth of stacks.
We're really...we're halfway there.
We're halfway there.
We'll be sent peanut.
I was once an Almond fan until I saw you splooge peanut butter on these clankers daily.
Keep it up.
It's what I do.
I'm typically a lover of shinobok, but I tried on voodoo ranger imperial IPA today
I was wondering what your go-to flavor was
I did fruit forks the blue one!
Pookie Tater Tots said, welcome to the land where it just don't stop to eat ass.
I also have no arms and have to face plant into the cheeks.
Wow, peanuts may not eat ass, but hey face planting into cheeks sounds like a nutty
adventure.
None of this means anything to me.
I hope you know that I didn't understand any of what I mean. I'm just a peanut
I play the bongas because of you, and I think I may be having fun playing it
What have you done get ready? It's gonna it's gonna kill you. It's gonna kill you. It's aimed in terrible
Talk up and give you a
No, this means anything none of this means literally anything at all said
dimensional cable season 10 is officially announced I'm telling you they're
gonna go for it gonna be in top number one show at Netflix we thought about
getting better instead of making Judy and others carry asking for red let me
know dirty peanut I carry Jim see not the other way around
you did you check that she's not responding I texted I texted her I
had asked me peanut if your poo is peanut butter and I put peanut butter on
my nuts for fun. Does that mean I am into poo play? Only if you're spreading it, I can tell you're playing with your cooties fun, but stick to the entire internet. I'll not the bathroom stall.
You should play Expedition 33 on stream to anger both Tuba and the Game Awards fans.
I thought that game was good! I've had these alerts paused for way too long. I've had these alerts paused for way too long. I... I can't even hear myself saying...
How much come do I got a squeak out of miss Piggy to see if all right, okay?
All right never mind. I made a mistake on passing. I made a mistake on positive TTS
That was gonna be a voice that was gonna be on me that was gonna be on me
I made a mistake on positive TTS is that was gonna be on me. I see my bad. I will take it
I will take this one my bad
He was with the plan highly thick it said that the burnt peanut me and my son Lincoln love you BP
You're my favorite Tuba. We watch you all the time
Oh, hell yeah, now let's ride!
Oh, wait, let me get minty fresh.
to get minty fresh boys give me one quick moment here oh my for group we get
a little minty fresh oh my for group we get a little minty fresh hmm I think you
go wild and got mixed W did you carry well I just read a chat by the way
apparently did you got injured by falling into a door is that true did you
got injured by falling into a door. Yes. Yes, he fainted. Me now my homies fucking hate
that door. I do actually better not fucking see me out on the street for real. I've said
I've said I asked you for real. That that door better not catch me on the street. It's
fucking onside it's onside onside with that door you're fine I think you're fine
they're doing KOS that was KOS you know my homies fucking hate that door you see
that door out there boys you give it to them you give it to them
fuck that door oh is he okay though oh is he okay this game I hope he's okay
Okay, I'll take it on. I don't know about that. I'll take it on. I'll take it on a
Taxi makes everything all good
Follow me crew
Did we a cease
cease
And do a better not be caught in the west side
And do a better not be caught in the west side. Yeah, big problem. We have big problems big problems
I had no a better not be kind to Weston
As in gold doesn't have commercials. He also probably have like a hundred million dollars
Also, I don't have commercials dumbass you're just watching on the one platform
I have commercials on and complaining about commercials
I'm not the bad one. He is sir. You're a stupid person
Now let's ride
Oh, you know, get a little minty-fast.
Get a little minty-fast before this bonka attack.
Oh, Mr. Cuzz, Mr. Money!
Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
Who's he pissed at?
What's going on down there?
Fightin' Mr. Krabs?
Are they crazy?
Good thing, huh?
Oh my god, who the hell are you? Get out of here!
Jesus Christ.
See you later, stinky.
Dude, what is going on right here? What is going on right here? I even hit my speed!
Fuck you, God, and Lord, if you were wrong, there's no way a sane person comes to deal with three feds.
I knew you were on Gordon. I knew it.
Oh
God yeah
He mentioned he might move imagine he might move
The clankers almost took us down
That was a close- Oh my god! Perfect. What is retreat? Sir, sir, sir, fuck yourself,
get aids in the game of course. Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid. Do we need
a teammate? There's no way we can play solo. We need- Jim she needs to un- enter herself
from that door right now. Stop! There's a thousand guys running around with fit and all.
And nothing else! How am I supposed to compete with that? There's maniacs.
You know what? Three kids telemonters. Fuck it. I don't care. We're getting to come up.
We're getting a big come up. We're getting to come up. And then we're going back to Bluegate.
Down two, I was only put down two C's to play in.
Hide the screen, we've already disproved Gordon and it doesn't work!
That guy had three fentanyl and nothing else, sir!
So unless that guy's an idiot, he was watching our screen.
Squad-filled? Can't take the risks.
Can't take that risk, boys. Can't take that risk.
They could be racist.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh.
You need a 35-second delay.
You need to fuck yourself.
Oh, is he not doing expo?
No, we've already done expo.
We gotta get five million space dollars.
Five million space dollars.
Oh.
Isn't the whole state you're in racist?
Oh, yeah.
Everybody but me.
He might be, of course.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
I'm here, Genji!
You got an engine from the door, let's go!
Hop on in, hop on in!
Let's go!
Genji, join up, join up!
I need you to die instead of me.
Muggers
Buster Muggers
Did you join in I don't see on the discord
Fuck my ass. Oh John. You should come play with us too. Mr. John hop in the discord
We got two people to die instead of us now this is gonna go pretty good I
I haven't seen anything from Jinji since he had no she just typed in the chat
John is occupied
Yeah, you put are you still pretending to be a Jewish Joe Julie store owner?
We need you we need you to fight the Ark we need you in the battle against the Ark
Oh, there she is!
Gigi, welcome in!
Hi, Peanut.
How you doing?
Okay, I uh...
I heard you had a run in with the door.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
I just, I don't even remember like passing out or falling,
Dude, my body hurts. I actually like really fucked my body up
Don't you worry, Gigi being the buggy lady see that door. It's on site. We'll take care of it for you
We'll handle it for you. You doing good though. Are you doing good?
Yeah, I just like at my shoulder. I really fucked up and I like busted open it was bleeding busted open
Yeah
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that Gigi
That sucks.
I think I just, I forgot to eat like the day before and I think maybe that's what it was.
That'll do it.
Remember that one time I was passing on stream only and three chicken tenders the whole day.
That'll do it, yep.
Yeah.
That'll do it.
Also, if you have too much meat, you get the meat sweats.
That'll do it too.
Oh God.
Let me tell you don't the diarrhea is diabolical if you don't pass that you can have that at minimum
100% 100% gotta be careful out there, but I'm glad to hear you doing good. How do you do good?
Nothing nothing permanent happened. That's the good part. No, thank God
Thank God. Thank God bless up. Let's up WGG the tap boys WGG the tap right now
Are you on the game? I'll see you. Yeah, I'm on here
Think a little people they are come on in the water is fine
How are the games with hut?
Oh great they were great
They were oh they were fantastic. I
Didn't watch all of it, but like you guys seems to be doing good sometimes
We were doing pretty good in the in the rat maze
Yeah, that was going pretty good
But then we, but then we lost like 20 times in a row.
Mm-hm, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Which is weird, cuz usually Hutch is a really good player.
Did I not?
Of course, of course, great play.
By the way, John says he's too drunk and can't join us.
Why?
John!
John, that's fine, sir, that's fine.
Get in here.
Also, Jiji, I have a clip to show you.
I have a clip to show you,
and I want you to tell me what you hear.
Okay.
I want you to tell me what you hear.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna clip to show you,
we're gonna settle this right now.
Okay.
I'm gonna clip to show you,
we're gonna settle this right now.
What?
Your stream on?
Are you tell me what you hear you tell me what you hear you tell me what you hear right now
You you tell me what you what what it just sound like to you
Wait
Yeah, this is like kind of a horrible demonstration either two fucking seconds
I don't know who posted this in the discord, but this is horrible
All right, what do you hear right here?
Where's that I?
Can honestly there's no way you can tell off this. This is the worst clip I've ever seen in my whole life
Isn't that a gun shooting this is hold up?
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Yes, so what it sounds like it sounds like a gun
Shoots like a Jupiter, but then it also sounds like a horn it shoots after
No now you now you're going now you're going the wrong way now you know it
actually sounds like two different things shoot well one more time what one
more time one more time one more time here one more time
what are you here what what guys or what what do you what what do you hear
anything in the game wait no that does sound like a Jupiter thank you yes that's
That's what I've been trying to say!
You see that boys, you see that?
I had to pay much 20 subs because he ran a poll on that
and 53% of the bungalow instead of was a hornet.
One more time, one more time for old time sake.
Dude, it honestly is hard to like tell.
That sounds nothing alike that sounds nothing alike that sounds nothing
alike that sounds that those are not even the same ballpark it's both
That's the Jupiter. Thank you for saying that, GG. Thank you for saying that. That's the Jupiter.
That's the Jupiter. That's the Jupiter. That's the Jupiter. That you see that, boys? You see that?
FUCK YOU! IT WAS A DUPENER! HUTT! ALL OF ME! 40 SUBs!
Wait, so like...
What happened? Did you get shot by a Jupiter?
Look, we would just sit there on the mountain, and then we hear something,
and I say, let's not leave yet, let's go back for it, and Hutt says, let's leave.
I say, okay, let's leave, because he didn't believe it was a dupener.
And then we played the clip on stream, and we did a poll.
No, there was no hornet to be seen.
There was no hornet anywhere.
Okay, then it was a Jupiter, then.
There's no way it was a hornet.
Exactly, exactly!
And not only that, I brought in the Jupiter next raid
to prove it, and I died.
So we only have 40 subs and a Jupiter.
We're doing Freakit, right?
Yeah, Freakit, Freakit.
Little warm up, little warm up.
What I'm saying, Jupiter, what I'm saying.
No doubt in my mind, no doubt in my mind.
You see it, boys? You see it?
You see it, boys?
I'm talking to you, my boy.
I'm talking to you.
You fucked me out of 20 subs.
That said, since he's painfully wrong and pissing me off,
are they feeling the same with you then?
Dude, what it was, is Hutch has manipulated and deceived 53% of my community, he's manipulated
them, he's a line sheet, and he convinced 53% of them to watch, but it was nothing
co-snag. Now let's ride!
Oh, Mr. Willy, my wife is my good man, good ah-mad!
And Mr. Trouble, my wife is my good man, good ah-mad!
and we see yet he is Mr. Bobblewood.
Good man, good, ah, man.
And we see Bobble back, go, go, go, Bobblewood.
Good man, good, ah, man!
Good lad, he do's good, a lad dee dies.
He's not...
He's one of the Chiefs, Gavin.
He's not...
That's right!
Is that all...
Wait, that...
That might be out here.
Burry, burry...
Oh, right under, right under!
There we are, Bobble!
Oh my god I'm gonna die me here oh retreat retreat
Did you just push him, push him, push him, push him.
What's he right, what's he right?
He's right here, right here, right here.
I'm body blocking him, body blocking him.
You take that, push him, take that.
I can't, dude, this dude is fucking...
Fuck you.
Excellent, mate, gentlemen, excellent, mate.
Team mate blocked me. Oh, I bought him so
Got a fitty-fitty right there
Oh going out on your own terms I can respect it. I can respect it. I'm gonna put my body right on this guy
thinking thinking
I almost had that.
Why did I really look right there?
No matter what a mere warm up.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
One more frequent.
One more frequent salamantes.
We need another warm up.
Stop goofing.
He did zero damage at the mile.
Fuck you, dude.
I was about to start blasting.
He put a flaky on me.
He put it, he was, that guy was,
he was obviously a professional.
He was obviously a pro.
Took your melee out. Well, I thought he was about to push me. I didn't think I had time to be loaned
Bootsy booties
Bootsy booties, of course
What do I order from jack in the box three jack spicy chicken sandwiches?
It'll make you pay later with the hot lava coming out your sack
Good morning, guys
The neck drop the guns
It is the neck drop the guns
Oh
Your fat a word word
How long you playing oh quite like another hour and a half this John
You know wait till you sober up to join
The pillow check don't you run got it in don't you worry one step ahead of you at all times
You want 15 seconds of gooting?
No!
You got 15 seconds of gooting next week, pal!
You already got 15 seconds!
And you got that bonus 10 seconds when I had to show Clits!
That's 25 seconds of gooting.
It is next week.
No, it's not!
I don't go by farmer days, pal!
the weekends on Sunday at the end of Sunday.
Let's ride!
and
here we go
Sunday ends and Monday starts.
I don't know where we go from here.
It sure does, buddy.
Sure does.
It sure does.
Keep up the great work, son.
Keep up the great work, Jim.
I think we go up here.
I think we go right up here.
This is where the group resides.
I see we go to that one place. You come up
The auditorium
Take a peek there then we'll head through the three floor where the door is broken and then we'll head to the medical research unit. Oh
My god, we're already dead. Oh my god, everybody's got shotgun. Okay. All right, then, okay
the game.
Could you return the key?
I don't know why you had to call us that.
It wasn't very nice.
Exit the plane, gentlemen.
Exit the plane.
We'll catch him on the flimby flap.
John, welcome in!
Alright.
You ready to play?
No, you're ready to go wild
Never back down never one
Never give up
Jim G. How you feeling? You get you in here. Okay, your shoulder Gucci or what? Oh
It hurts and it's swollen
Gee, wait John. Do I have you added? Yeah, I checked. I was looking for every reason not to play dude
I'm not going to lie.
He doesn't have me on Steam, there's too much work, and then I did, and then...
Okay, alrighty then.
Not because of you.
Okay, alrighty then.
Don't take that the wrong way.
Alright, okay.
What's your name and game?
What's your name?
JohnJ22.
Are you online?
Yeah, I'm in my lobby.
Oh, there you are.
Welcome in.
One more frequent.
One more woman what then we're that'll get the juices flowing that'll get the juices flowing
By the way, Gigi, I lost a bunch of space dollars
I am further away now from five million that I was at the beginning of the dream
Are you pretty not good
But I'll give some good morale
Press B press B
Oh John don't you worry. I have already set the bar for you as low as it can go. Don't you worry
Don't you worry big man. Don't you worry? I got it now. I got it now. You're gonna go you're gonna go
He's like free kid. Yeah, I did yeah, I did
Oh, the city would tell me how close Pina is to five million, you've gotten five hundred
thousand space dollars and two point two million in assets.
Almost three million space dollars total.
Let's...alright!
Yeah. Yeah. You live, didn't you? No. Follow me. Oh, wait, what is this? Oh, a kettle.
That's good group right there
Even blast plus by the group
How you do it over the job it's super that's sick
Good to hear John good to hear all right boys to the medical research unit
They case may case
You can light ammo
Well that's way over there
Time way over here. It just doesn't add up
Doesn't make sense resistance
I
Think mr. Cubs is bastard someone down below
Why see what I see one
By you under right under
We go
Oh my god! I thought this was done!
I mean he's stupid!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What the fuck?
Be my shit, be my- be my shit!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Are you in up, are you in up?
What? I'm only...
I'm...
Oh, good work!
You guys are doing so good.
John, you keep standing there!
I got it.
Double time!
You did it, dude.
Oh, god.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
How's it hanging?
Oh, did you need your help?
We're a little bit alive.
Oh, take her, take her, take her!
I got it!
We still up a couple times?
Good work, good work.
Oh my god, who's this?
He's terrible!
Nice.
Hurry!
You got us the last guy.
Ready, there's one more right here.
He's getting away! He's getting away! Not on our watch.
Good thing, huh?
Oh, yeah. We're doing pretty good.
God, and I thought you were horrible and terrible at bad at games.
You're gonna be a bad teammate and not gonna be able to do anything and not killing anyone and not hitting your son.
We're doing pretty good.
She elated, Shiggy.
I don't know if that part was needed.
But you're doing pretty good.
I feel like I could have skipped that part.
He's not here. I took his shield.
We'll be right there, Shiggy. Don't you worry.
We're on the way.
I'm done.
Oh.
Yeah, that's the best one. Let's leave.
Oh
Don we must we must go back
Oh, that's not a good sign that's not a good sign that's not no no that guy down here
Now he's super dead
Who's supposed to come to that? Oh
We should get me
Oh my god, that was sick. Did you just see?
Oh my gosh, John.
Don't you worry gang, I'm on the way.
You have to wait until those get to you when they open and shoot it.
Doesn't that just mean they're gonna kill me if they get to me?
No, you shoot them and then you roll back.
Oh my... John.
What a sweet little life, what a sweet treat.
He's looking for me.
You got to come over here.
I require medium assistance.
You're very resilient.
Oh my god, this is horrible.
Thank you, good sir.
And now, the end is near.
I am about to die and I have no yields.
Wait, what about these guys that are killed?
I say we let John detect Mr. Krabs
and we'll make a quick escape.
Go here, Mr. Krabs!
Wait, that was the...
Oh!
That was the guy I killed!
He's got a little fit, and all you need is...
That's the other guy, too.
Oh, this guy has nothing.
Do we go over the gun?
Um, yeah?
Do you want a gun?
I'll handle him!
Yeah, you got that!
You got that!
What?!
WITNESS HIM!
You're doing great
John quick take this
It'll help you
It'll give you life that's it's gonna give you life that's it
John please get out of fire before you die John. Oh my god
John John oh my fucking god
What are we doing?
John.
John, wake up.
Psst.
John.
Psst.
Guys, I have an idea.
Let's all kill ourselves.
I'm killing myself right now.
Egg, submit me, you're gonna get egg, submit me.
Oh, we're going to a different map.
We're going to a different map.
Yeah, that was the issue.
Not you engulfing me.
I didn't think you were gonna sit
in the middle of the fire for the whole time.
It was a 15 foot radius fire and I was crawling dead.
I wasn't gonna add anything.
Good job out there.
That was exemplary work.
All right, we're going somewhere different.
Free kid blue gate.
Let's ride.
Oh, ooh.
I'm sitting trying to help.
Fuck, John.
Literally never read YouTube chat.
I do read YouTube chat, Isaac.
I just don't read your chats because I hate you.
Oh
You do it 24 hours to reach five mil and try to take out the queen
You know thanks that doesn't help I
Am my burger in sleep time. It's essential
You think I get this beautiful without my beauty steep file
Oh is it after the play button
button hey there you go your team was if we go in here we hide in the rafters we
enjoy full team of three get their group and then go down to the bunk and get
rich. The master plan.
I'm not having a good time guys.
It looks like you don't worry, John. It's about to get worse.
I just looked behind me as you said that was the most that was the warmup.
I agree. Get ready. It's about to get much worse. Don't you worry, big man. I've got a plan. You can put your faith in me, John. You can put your faith in me. I've got a plan.
Oh
It is prime GC with all these ads
See
You guys definitely keep complaining about ads instead of going to one of the other three platforms
I'm streaming on with no ads
It's I think it may work. I think it may work. I see if I leave you complained twice as much it'll fix it
Oh
That your bail
You have to have the golden circle for the to be male. Let's ride
I'm sleepy did you was that culture near what was it was that uh last week I was it it
was honestly very disappointing.
Let's go.
Let's ride!
I did buy a generations box. I had two packs in it, and both packs had flaryons in them, which is the top chase.
Oh!
And if they're free to spend, they're $4,000 each.
Oh my God.
Hey, that's pretty cool.
Dude, I'm telling you, you rip one box.
Not like a couple packs here and there you rip one box. You'll get addicted. I
Personally do sports. Okay. That's the difference between you and me John. I'm already addicted to gambling
I do it for the love of the game
Yeah, but you get stuff out of it instead of
But you can you can see just in LA I convince peanut to buy was it two boxes?
And you ripped them and got nothing
But to be fair, he did open the wrong boxes.
I told him to get a booster box that he could use.
I wanted the one with the dragon on it.
Yeah.
The dragon.
Oh!
The dragon!
The dragon mugs!
People, people!
Where?
Who's that?
Get him!
It's only one person there.
What's fuck his ass?
Is he s-
Oh my God space Jesus is missing me. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, Brooklyn Brooklyn.
No way! I just did!
Look at the other one, look at the other one!
Oh my god!
I'm going in!
I'm gonna be dead.
Who would all head on these hooligans?
I just used my stuff, John.
And then you aggro it to us?
Okay.
What's up, what's up?
Oh, Niggle, oh Niggle, oh Niggle!
Dad!
Take this put the guy here
Okay, yeah, how's it going in?
Tina
Friends with rocket tears or something. There's another team. Oh, I know that rocket team that was John
Hello, sir. Hello. No. Oh, well hold up before you make any hasty decisions
I'll see you the one I say same place. That's what I'm killing myself
Fuck all you guys. I'm out of here
Excellent raid I've been getting my ass
Get back in there free kid and we dominate
Make sure to piss off the biggest thing in the entire map again, okay, I'm on it
just doing my part it's my mom is a
lovely lady with many accolades very nice
lady
hold on you know all right pal all right
did you tell me all about her
oh don't don't are you talking sexually
about my mother
yeah a word okay good stuff that you
said things all right good thank you
John I appreciate that God just to be
We're on the same page.
Right at the rocket team and the procedure run towards it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It was hidden
Who's hiding in pain sign?
Sorry, you just like to freak it by the way. I already did it wait on a word. You can't write buddy
I thought you think you're funny guy. Don't you think a little funny guy?
I'm gonna go get another beer, I'll be right back.
We just need to make it to the triangle house before 50 big Brawler men come and
fast fuck us.
That's all we need to do.
We got caught out in the open.
Jason, do you know what you're thinking about?
We didn't get caught out in the open.
You.
I grew the racketeer.
No, I didn't.
That was John.
I'm telling you, I saw him, he was back there, he was part of it, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just gonna aggro this rocket team and kill the whole team.
That's what he said in Void.
It was John the whole time.
Someone tagged us on TikTok of this meme of aggroing a rocket here where one always
aggroes the rocket here and one is running away screaming, like, why did you do that?
I don't know why they would tag us. I don't know why they would tag us that makes no sense
You should attack John. Oh, let's all ride
I
Drive
Hi, buddy. Oh, we're late. We're lately late for the port day boys. Oh
We need really aggrandate. Oh
Go go go
It's our take where's your moment?
It's your moment to get our comeback
Don't you want to come back or what?
Exactly
I took it from us
That's mine
We're gonna get it back
Is that where we're at, dude?
Oh, there it is. I have a pharaoh as well
We need to look at that
Oh, there's one, there's one
I missed it.
Oh, I missed it.
On purpose.
Oh, there's another team to the north.
Yep, there's a sweet tree.
I'm going to go in here and beat this guy out of this van.
Good bondage
He just died I think
Yeah, no
We go
Don't know be careful
But he went down below
Well, there he is
Oh
German to the north side of us. Oh
My god. Oh my god
John!
What am I supposed to do about me?
Oh, fuck!
We gotta get these hooligans quick!
Oh my god!
Oh, I'm gonna die now.
Ooh!
Ooh, I hit him once, I hit him once!
I did my part.
God!
You got this, you got this.
Oh, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight.
Ah, perfect.
One more, one more.
Oh, dude.
Holy shit.
Can we just, like, leave this?
I'm leaving.
Alright, everyone kill yourself.
guess as to who I think that's running through the excellent range all right we're going in massive
we're going in massive we're going in massive we're not gonna take this anymore we're not taking
this anymore how much did I enjoy that last round choose the happy face choose the smiling face
what a sweet line I had way too much fun
I'm coming in massive I'm coming in absolutely massive. I'm having a Bobcat for we are not losing this one
No joke Bobcat for gold stock
That's how serious about my game
John get ready to be blamed when I lose this
Okay, wait
That's on me. All right. I'll just
Go ahead. We have good PMWC. That's on me. That's on me. Good. All right. Yeah, you should have done better that last rain
Yeah, that is on me. You should have done that. You should have done that. Oh
Here we go perfect a
Couple of ammunitions from this kind lady right here
Shut up lady. I'm just here for the ammunition
Here we go
Okay, I'm good to go let's ride
Did you have eight bobcats?
That's one bobcat for the random.
We are not losing this round, pal.
I'm coming in massive.
I'm coming massive.
Need a beef steak.
What you thinking?
We can take another bite of the granola bar.
Make some resources.
Wait, I'm not fizzy.
Do you happen to have 20 walls lying around?
Having what?
20 walls.
Walls.
20 walls.
In my house there's a bunch of walls everywhere.
What do you mean?
Do you want me to bring in the toaster?
Do you want me to go around and count all the walls in my house?
Yes.
That's what I was wondering. I was hoping that at 1.18 a.m. on Saturday December 14
I was hoping you go count all the walls in your house
50 walls in the game
Talking about walls in the game. Hi everybody up everybody up. Let's get this over with
I'm bringing this toaster halfway through this rate. I'm throwing it in the bathtub. I'm not I'm just
Just a bit more of a boy one way to find out
You bring the extension cord
Dude, I've been whipping these meat sticks don't need too many now just one you get the meat
You guys ever get the poop sweats oh
Oh, I get the meat sweats wall pooping and combine them with the poop sweats. Oh
That's we got to all your clothes off on one of those naked shits. Yeah
I'm sorry praying for you and God
Curl your toes up so much ready to get you through the moment you do this one last time. Yeah
It's all I got the other day on stream and chat was like no, I don't know what you're talking about
Or you have to take off your clothes off take a shit. They're all lying. Yeah, they're all fucking lying. I had one of those today
Condurgillations I forgot the almond milk in my coffee. I got a weak little tummy. Condurgillations. Condurgillations
Condurgillations
Please let me know more fun facts about you shit. I got you'll face time you next time. Thank you
Yeah, see me in pictures. See me in pictures now. Let's ride
That's right.
All right, boys, you ready to go crazy?
Ready to go crazy.
They're ready to go wild.
I'm ready to go wild.
They're ready to go completely insane.
Already insane.
They're ready to go like that.
Also, we're the last spawn.
Oh, that means...
Ah, don't worry about it.
No biggie!
I thought we were going to get it done. Both of you are green shield.
Hey.
That's all I have left.
They took everything from me, Jiji.
I could have brought you a blue shield.
Oh, I lost this blue shield and the divorce.
Oh
Follow me
Who is he? The forest?
His
That's
Is he right hand?
Okay, alright
I see his big front of the monkey today
Oh my god
What?
Are you getting fucked already up there?
There's just a couple of clinkers, just a couple of clinkers
We're all good
I use some shooting from the southeast.
As we go to the triangle building, go down to the bonka, take a little peep down there.
Bonka.
Don't go.
In the village, we go to the east.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You little pee.
Oh, my guy's an idiot.
How's to see a stich up on the hill to the east
that's pissing someone?
Duh-gah!
Oh, there's definitely someone down here, 100%.
Did a little hoosie-doosie on the zipline.
Keep your pupils open.
Keep your eyes peeled.
All the doors open.
Meet this back where we came from.
Hello?
There's all the people out.
I see we go to that blasted.
Who was it?
Someone just aggroed the car,
well, aggroed, but like the car alarm.
Aww.
I see we go to a quick heap of top
See what's going on.
Follow me, crew.
Your dead body is a bad sight.
There was no one down there.
Oh, right under, right under.
I'm here, Blaster, I'm here, Blaster.
Follow me, crew.
Gingy Adrona door
They don't shoot the message out
Do we have too many meat sweats
Everything poops gotta be careful. Oh, I did push it up
well let's get them we get right over this red line we had clinkest pieces of
one quick aggro yourself
Oh, they're bashing they're bashing. Do we vent?
I'm going in!
There he is!
That one, that one! God, yeah.
One we were first shooting at is still running away, he's low.
Oh my god.
That guy's on foot and around.
Oh, Daniel! Oh, Daniel! Oh, come on! Come on!
Oh, hit the back!
Who's that killing these bonkers?
Goal me, what's going to be?
Be clear! Be clear!
Oh my god, they're fighting oh my god
Oh, I'm gonna fuck him with a cold stock sir sir sir good sir good sir
Yeah, yeah, it's your favorite streamer mr. Peanut
Yeah, yeah, whatever wins I've got your team
Hello sir, you got one of those deadly deadly defense I can help you defeat this team
Oh, I mean fuck that guy, fuck that guy, what the hell, what a piece of shit, fuck that guy
This guy, this guy, where is that, this guy, am I right boys? This guy, where is that?
Oh
You think I can have one of those fancy deep ins oh
This is not good
I'm scared. He said I'm on twits. It's usually followed up by a gamer word, huh sir
Sure if you revive me, I will join your hearty crew
Okay
Holy shit, I just lost a bomb cat full of the golden stock. I'm I'm depressed
Hey, gentlemen, hey
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm losing everything near and dear to me holy shit
Holy shit guys, what are we doing out here John? I need you to pick it up. I
Died before I even knew there's people never
Perfect. It was four teams. Keep doing just that. Keep doing just that. Yeah, I got a fucking title tower. It's pretty sweet
You're doing great. You see that holding it on that
I was airtight, baby. Holy shit
The Quavius Tyrone and Jamal. Oh, yeah, some lucky dogs
One moment we get a little bit of goop
All right
I'm I can't afford to bring another bobcat. I'm gonna be a renegade and hope I kill someone with a toro
One minute you you swap out this bad boy with this gentleman like you do
Here we go perfect
And then we'll grab
Through that, there's some medium ammo for this kind lady right here.
You look ready for an opportunity.
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
I'm here for shit-shat, I just need the ammunition.
Okay, now we ride!
This raid's gonna go ten times better than the last raid!
I guarantee it!
Yeah.
Also with 450,000 speed dollars, oh my god.
Huh?
Hmm...
Oh
No, I'm all good green shields device did we really just kill you yes you did fuck yourself sir fuck you
Fuck yourself 30 times with a rusty fork from your kitchen. Fuck you fuck you
Eat shit eat shit and die in the game of course in our greatest in our greatest. I'm talking about fuck you eat my shit. I
I could oh my god. I can't believe I just lost a ball cap. Oh my goodness. That one hurts that one hurts
That one hurts a little bit. I'm not gonna lie boys. That one hurts a little bit
Play a different map go blue gates cool
Oh my god, we killed peanut things for the goob
and that mother fucker right
now right now.
He took my pocket.
He had a gold stock on it.
John, you don't understand!
Oh, I know what that means, dude, and I feel you.
Gold!
Good job, mom!
John, you may not play this game,
but you must know gold equals good.
Yeah.
That's universal.
Now let's ride!
I go ahead.
Come on dude.
Come on.
Oh hey dinner.
oh hey peanut
that's right oh we're only a couple minutes late not too savvy
we got this one voice for sure
for Mr. Krabs. Oh, what a sweet treat.
Oh, God, yeah.
I blew it up.
Good work, John. Good work.
You're a very brave man. You know that?
Very brave.
You like to be your game with your friends?
I love you so much.
I
Can't wait to come my grandma was playing with peanut. We killed things. I take your pants off
You're so precious. Thank you bands up Jimmy. I
Should we go down the bunkers where would you sign those two hold your tomorrow? Have you seen snow ever mr. Peanut?
No, we come on. Yeah, like snow
Yes, John, I've seen snow.
Different type of snow.
Oh, he's about actual snow.
There's snow in Texas, John.
Have you never heard of the Texas freeze?
Yeah, I could win all the...
Come on, yeah.
I feel like it's all the $300,000 mansions all of a sudden froze
because they were made with cheap shit real fast.
Our houses are delightful down here.
We may be racist, but our houses are nice.
But we I mean everybody with me as well. Just why won't I want you want that to be noted. I want that to be noted
Want that to be noted?
4 inches of snow right now
Good dirty ladies
That's fucking that's big it's huge. That's like it double the average
Holy shit
Holy shit, what are you gonna do?
You're crazy you're crazy
All right to the folk
You know I swear if you aggro this just vomit
Oh
Just shove it down my throat. Yeah
Come on in
You want is fine
John you should stay out there and die. Okay, we'll do John you're not even with hydration
I couldn't go to that direction.
Did you notice this guy up too?
There's this guy doing.
I don't think he knows.
OK.
John, you get in here right now.
I'm coming out to hide from the guy shooting me.
Oh, fuck, he's doing it again.
Yeah.
Oh, too.
Great work.
Don't you worry, John, we're on the way.
You can send me over.
Yes.
Oh, and he's dead.
All right.
Okay, well, that's okay.
Hey, you'll catch him next time, John.
You'll catch him next time.
You'll catch him on the flimby flap.
All of these trees?
Someone said on the team's backbone,
I'm getting a good start right now.
Please look at the way.
Good work.
You work out there, John.
I really like the way you sit out there and dine.
That was maybe part of the range of fire.
someone had to do it John you're a brave man
there are people dying right here we have to wait next to Mr. Krabs we can
give this group a get out of here
they're just gonna get attacked by spider monkey
oh my gosh you hit every shot I saw it
yeah I definitely did oh there he is
what are you doing out there buddy? what are you doing out here mr. silly?
oh nothing but I want you to know I'm gonna have to kill you is that okay?
uh you wanna know what I got? I'll take your favorite one
oh my god really? oh shit oh shit oh he behind his behind his bomb bomb bomb
You're not gonna hit me!
My principal!
He's gonna bump it out of there, we need to get out of there, get up on that!
Stay back! Stay right there!
He can't see, he can't see!
You could have germation time!
You can't take it, go, go, go! It's like peanut and a 2XL!
Okay, all right, I think you're funny guy don't you think you're funny guy?
He's got he's on right and left I think oh watch out for me
You miss push man
Oh
I'm dead immediately
Okay, so I got just I can wait sir before you do that. I must tell you I'm leaving
No, hold up wait sir before you do that now. Don't do anything. Hey, sir. I am a see later now. Goodbye now
I'm coming out over to you. Don't you worry
I'm going home. Okay. Alright.
Okay. Hello, Gigi. How you doing?
Thank you, sir. Run, run, run. The freaking thing.
Oh, okay, okay. Who do we do about the hooligans in that square hole?
That's where the wreck table walk is
If mr. Crowds would piss off that'd be fantastic
Okay, are you with us around for to this next one? I need that guy's group. He's got a bomb can
I know but we have to we have to wait
Don't worry. Yes. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god.
What is happening?
Damn it!
Oh
Just move away from the fire
John dead people don't talk you shut up over there
Am I ruining your immersion you're ruining my immersion
Digi, I'm going back around here, and I'm fucking these three guys. Holy shit. Give me AIDS. Give me AIDS kill me now
You gotta get these hooligans. They have our bobcats. They have our bobcats.
Lock it.
Let's do this.
Oh, they're gone.
Okay, bobcat.
On me, on me, on me.
Hold up.
Look at me too.
You two reportedly now.
Very important, very important.
Oh.
We're gopin, we're gopin!
Just yakkachi, no chimura, yakkachi, yakkachi!
Yakkachi, I'm going to be clean ya!
That was a fun time!
Fun time!
Oh!
Got it!
Oh?
She was, she was, she was...
you won't push me you don't have the
god days who's the other guy is that
got the team yeah I'm pretty sure
Gigi peanut went back to that dead body
to go loot while you're getting shot I
needed help
that's not true that's not true John is
trying to poison your mind with lies
You tried to poison your mind with lies. Oh my god, I snitch I'll do it again. Oh
My god, oh my god, I'm gonna die now
Stay back
No worries, just y'all are going to worry, don't you worry.
Where'd they go?
Oh, they're creeping in the shut-outs.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Hey, why don't you stay over there where it's nice and safe, boys?
Don't you come over here, that's an order.
Oh dingle, dingle!
DUUUCH!
Who do you think you are?
I am!
Who do you think you are?
I am!
I
See
Well, well boys and I go for you
There go, you fuck you buddy fuck you die
Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Oh shit. Oh I can't lose him! I can't lose him! Where'd they go?
Well, Mr. Silly, where you going?
I'll shop for the turret.
Mr. Silly, where do you think you're going?
Mr. Silly, where you going, Mr. Silly, where you going?
The hell.
Where's the third one? Where's the third one at?
Truly, they went together.
Where'd the last one go?
Probably not.
Like if he has the bobcat on him.
Here I need the last one!
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
He's too silly!
Did you get him?
He's too silly!
Where?
We're down that hallway.
Wait, too right?
Over here?
Sorry.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, he's not him.
Where'd he go?
Let's just pretend I didn't.
Dude, don't we have lost that guy?
We know that could have been him, though,
because he had a sniper.
Let me see. What are these guys?
His teammate could have looted him.
Aw, no it's not possible they were all dead.
Oh.
This is you, I think.
No, that's me right there.
That's you, no where did he go?
That's one.
And there was one over yonder.
Hmm.
A misery.
You know where this guy escaped.
The corner in the Bastion Hall.
In the Bastion Room.
Is there?
The Bastion Hall.
These are here nowhere!
Oh my god, I lost him. Oh my god, I lost him.
Actually, fuck this game for letting people do that. Fuck this whole game for that.
They've got to add a perk to let you find people you down.
You're a little bit of poop.
Oh
Not too shabby boy not too shabby
Little bit of poop little bit of poop
Don't you worry, J.J. John, I'm getting out of here.
I can't believe I let him escape.
I can't- dude, those guys are quick little buggers.
I cannot believe that.
we gotta wait instantaneously
What I just dropped?
Nothing important.
A little bit more goop.
Turn around.
Did you guys see him?
Well, you were flexing on them, you crawled far away, I know!
They took the momentary ceasefire opportunity!
He's a quick little bugger.
I see knowing that he died is enough for me.
And that's enough for me.
A two dollar bill.
And that's enough for me.
Let's leave
He's in the tunnel red hallway, what are you talking about? He's right, oh red hallway
It would have boys hold up GG John. Sorry. Give me one quick second. You which way left or right?
You let your friend die, but you're forgetting to consider one important factor.
Eh.
Oh.
Left.
In North.
In North is right.
This is the first guy.
Where did he go?
Which are you guys fucking with me and you guys actually see him?
He's out here.
Turn around.
We go where?
Near the passion I go down there fuck that
If he's out there, I'm not going out there. I'm gonna get out of here
I'm getting out of here. I'm not trying to die to the passion for the time this raid
South
Just down this way
Okay, I'm going south I'm going south
who's yeah
hey whoever designed the crawling mechanism with no way to counter it has
got to be one of the devil's motherfuckers on this planet whoever that guy is
the in the in-bark office I hope he gets made fun of by his coworkers I hope
I hope he gets made fun of by his co-workers.
Fuck that piece of shit.
Could you let the guy near the bastion?
Yeah, I got his bombcat. That's why I defeated those guys.
Yeah, that's why I was looting.
That's why I died.
I couldn't really help with the renegade in short range.
That's why I went to grab the bombcat.
I think you were gonna charge in there.
I would admit very valiantly though, Genji.
Very bold.
All right, yeah, please do the buggy's just fuck with me this way. I'm leaving. I'm leaving
This is the good last read. Oh
No, it wasn't
Well, yeah, it really wasn't
We're doing another one. We're doing another one
Oh
Jesus Christ
Space Jesus
Just... just like we would.
Hehehehe.
About the overlays and shit.
Hehehehe.
Premium, premium beauty experience.
Premium.
I ain't got no hands, baby.
Hell yeah.
Get outta here, Clayton! Get outta here!
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Alright.
All's well and well.
And I got a pop cat level four not too shabby
It doesn't know nothing
He's here for a little bit.
Oh!
Go, go, go!
Oh my god, there's two!
Back to Spain!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Not too savvy, boys! Not too savvy!
John, did you see how did you have lots of fun?
Dude, that was such a good time of gaming right there.
Hell yeah!
These the first 30 seconds of it.
All 30 seconds of it.
Were I for us anyway?
Honestly, 30 seconds is a little too long anyways.
And that is, that's, that's way you get uncomfortable.
Yeah, like 15 seconds, 10 seconds.
That, that's the right time right there.
That's right.
The sweet spot.
Get the job done.
Get on out.
Exactly.
I need to be wasted time over here.
You could be doing other stuff.
time is of the essence. Exactly! Let me get my goop. GG, do you need anything or no?
I can't let you die. Well to be fair I would... I got you back up. That's true,
thank you GG, but to be fair I would have I although it would have been a
better teammate to go fight with Genji I can tell you with no doubt in my mind
We would have just both died.
I'm not going to bring the game to this range.
I died.
Oh yeah, well, I don't need to worry there.
Don't need to worry there.
Be a little bit more goop.
We'll get right back in there, boys.
One moment.
This is my last one for real, for real.
This next one?
Yeah.
We got you, gotcha.
Let's make it a good one, then.
Get a little bit of goop.
Here we go. Perfect.
Here we go. Dot dot underscore
real v landmark dot dot underscore.
Just send me a friend request. Oh,
dude. Nice. I mean, that's the real one.
That is the real one.
It's very strategic. Amazing.
Three on one play until you
separate it for 50 days. Thank you,
Oh, Mr. Risk Games and Mr. Risking Movie, my one love fire is to be one good man, good a man!
And Mr. Sadi, my one favorite movie, my one good man, good a man!
Good Latte-do's, good a Latte-dice.
Uh-oh.
It's my idea of Season 17, Episode 9 of Me and My Refreshing.
Well, that's what I was thinking, that's exactly what I was thinking.
It was almost frame for frame, bar for bar.
Huh?
I think she's in. Please, she's my boy.
If what okay, you ain't doing the expedition. Unfortunately, just you wait and see, Danny. Just you wait. I'll show you. I'll show you off.
We're getting that five million. Easy, easy like.
You're gonna get changed to your ventilated bag.
No, no.
God, I stack up.
Show us how to lose a Jupiter.
All right, pal.
Give it back, dude.
I just asked her if she wants it back.
She said no.
It's easier to watch the stream with the sound on, sir.
I heard it makes it much better.
Watch on pistachio.
I hate the way they walk. I hate the way they talk.
What's the stack value? What does that mean?
Hi, Peter from South Africa. Dude, oh my god, I saw it.
I saw a chat like that a couple hours ago.
You and the only other guy with internet over there.
What are the chances you're both in here? No way?
Should we get a lottery ticket or something?
Holy shit. Now let's ride!
come on boys it's time for a great raid oh we're very late late late late for
important day
follow me clue
excuse me mr. tree
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, out of the game with the cheater, Genji.
Oh, geez.
You're serious.
You can hack in this whole time.
Oh my goodness.
All those hacks, you still couldn't beat the door.
Okay.
With the door at least outlined and read.
Okay, I'm getting buffed up by whatever this is.
Oh, yeah, what do you think you gotta use your life like that?
And you got that you got that
I'm here
Really yep
I
Mr. Brons gave it mr. Brons gave it this evening
I need this people up in the triangle house by the way, I heard some complainant
Okay.
It could be in the rafters.
Oh, Tango died in the south as well.
Oh, they're in the bokeh.
They're in the bokeh.
Let's get out of here.
Do I need to use?
I'm getting chased by this thing.
Just me off, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Got you, Mr. John.
You got you, you got them.
I got them, okay, all right, let's give them boys a...
DECK!
Is this my gamer chair?
They're the other one, they're the other one!
Oh.
Oh!
Oh my god, he actually hit one!
We gotta get him to the other low!
Charge!
Oh wait, he's still there on the left.
Oh my god.
I made a violent mistake.
I made a violent mistake. I did not know he's still on the left.
I think we're back to healing.
Go back! Go back!
Oh no! Please god! Please god!
Guys, I need to be...
Please, please, please!
It's his!
Retreat! Retreat!
Oh my god!
I got you, I got you!
Come on, come on, come on.
Get your jacket.
Take your weapon.
I got a gun behind you.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Come out, come out, come out.
We're going to get out.
No!
Sir, sir, good sir.
This would be, there's a hundred people there.
You need our assistance.
You revive us and we'll join your legion.
We'll join your legion and we'll help you defeat the adversaries.
Recall timeout.
This doesn't count.
That's true too.
Sing it.
Sing what?
Who's your daddy?
Um, um.
That guy could be my daddy's pretty old.
There's a third.
Wait, there's another guy over here.
Guys, there's another guy.
There's a hundred men out there.
Let's corner.
Let me go on your back.
Climb up, climb up.
Yeah, I'm gonna double I'm just fucking it. We both converge. We only let me try let me try
No, you turn around you turn around
Nothing's working. Nothing working. You try you try
It's not working. Let me try it
Oh
That wasn't even wasn't even me
So you might be stupid I just want to let you know get that checked out by a doctor
Take that peanut, take that peanut.
She's Genji five minutes to my ride.
Holy shit.
I always destroy people.
Oh, it's the wrong team.
Hahaha.
You should destroy those.
We should destroy that extra cover show you've got,
see, get back down 44.
I think it's 44, I actually don't know.
Is it 44?
Job night, man.
Thank you, sir.
Close enough, close enough.
46, close enough, close enough, close enough.
I would say that was fun.
I'm stopping you.
One more raid, one more raid, John, that's all I have.
Ah, okay, one more raid.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Stop convincing me, dude.
I am running out of money, quick boys.
I'm gonna be on space welfare any moment now.
I have to buy everything too.
Space BT in one, oh, more red.
Intercollective food stamps.
We get a little bit of goop.
Here we go.
We'll grab one of these bad boys like you do.
Here we go.
And then a couple of these fellas.
All right, I'm good to go.
Which way to rumble? Yeah. Almost.
Maybe get a couple of defense. Here we go. Perfect.
Wait, now I'm ready to rumble. That's right.
No, I'm not jamming. It's two in the morning. I'm tired of shit.
Go to 50k space dollars.
How do you group everybody all the loot and you still pour on space dollars?
Hey, fuck you, sir.
We're working on it, pal!
We're working on it!
We're gonna get that five million lickety spread!
Let's get a burger, I'm getting burgers after this trust me.
I'm gonna get some burgers after this.
Couple jack spicy chicken sandwiches.
I don't care if I'm pissing out my ass tomorrow.
It would be worth it.
Stop buying stuff if you need five million.
Oh, good thinking!
I was going there with my hands in two quarters.
See if I can bargain with them.
Sir, can you die?
Sir, would you mind dying for me?
Sir, could you die really quickly?
You have to buy stuff, pal!
That's a late-night spot.
Two Jack Spicy Chicken sandwiches,
the ultimate cheese baconated,
six tacos, large cope,
one of those mini taco boxes and a fry.
Jeez, take me away.
Now let's ride!
I
Can't forget the sake neither do they have a new saying to it's like a candy shag
I can't forget this shake.
Shakey Booty.
Ooh, fresh new raid.
This could be pretty good fresh, boys.
I feel like you say that every raid.
Well, the world is our oyster.
Okay
Well the nice what you said to my
One of them major get here
Ten minutes ago
Was it in our last rate no I started ten minutes ago, so we shoot it yeah
John please don't shoot the major high
John or shot John
Jan. Jan.
What?
Jan, please don't shoot the Major Yogg.
Jan.
Jan, should I shoot that big fucking oyster up there?
Perhaps, for maybe.
He didn't say anything.
I don't- Oh, perfect.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight.
J.J.
Please don't shoot the Major Yogg.
I murder resolve.
I do it. You gotta do it. Then you gotta do it. Oh my God, I hear it right on top of
me. Fuck. I don't have this thing. I don't like you guys. Fuck the matriarch. Honestly,
I'm shooting. I should we go up there, we take it. As we can probably counter someone
to take it and then take it ourselves. Think about it. For a chance. Tina, you are
way far away from us fascist fuck boy boy going so fucking fat fella let him die I mean I never die
let me on the stand shoot the beach again shoot the beach again
damn I'm on shoot the beach I shoot the beach I it's the new meta
No matter, no matter.
You take a lid.
No one's down here just yet.
You can post up.
Post up on the block.
No captain dead ass.
Me too, I just broke a Mr. Crab for noise.
What you got?
Oh, there's a little behind me!
I'm gonna kill you.
Retreat retreat.
You blocked my shot.
Yeah, I got it.
I also got this game because of how much you're making over now on the big picture with my
bungie.
Hell yeah!
I told you it was good.
Game of the millennia.
I'm knocking low, John and Digi, it's time to get serious.
You watch over this, come back!
Yes, it's your favorite VTuber.
Oh, oh my god.
One down, one down.
Two down, two down.
I do a little thing, get him!
Oh, got him!
Oh, good work!
Please don't kill me!
For the winnage!
Hurry!
Are you?
Fuck you!
Are you sorry?
Get you!
Peanut! Peanut!
What, what?
Yes.
Oh he's got a bomb.
Wait he missed it.
He's dead.
I was dead.
What's up?
I'm dead.
He's right here on me.
Watch this, like you, watch this, like you.
I'm pushing right now.
I got you, I got you.
Go, Chief.
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, who the hell is this?
There's a whole other team!
Sure, wait before you kill me.
I got to leave, I got to leave.
Wait, what?
There's a whole other team coming.
I got to leave.
There's a whole other team.
Another team on top of the other team. What a sweet team. What a sweet line. All right, okay
I feel like those went in for me
Don't take them
Perfect perfect
My favorite part about that rain when there was one team and then we killed them and there was another team and another team
and another team and another team I
That was my fated plot.
We should have been in the room.
We should have been supposed to have found out here.
She thinks you're supposed to be here.
Thank you, sir.
Another great raid! Another great raid!
Good work out there, gang.
One more. One more quick one.
Oh.
A free kit?
Yeah, one more quick one. Free kit, Stella Montes.
Oh.
You guys enjoy.
It will enjoy with you is already
We're more quick free one woman quick free one
We're quick one. I have a counteroffer. Oh
Well, he's gone
All right again
All right, free kid blue gate free kid blue gate. We don't need John. We don't need John. He was holding us back
He was holding us back
Mm-hmm then wait now. It's really time to get down to business
Reelsies
Let's ride
This might be LG for me too, JG. As long as it's good. As long as it's good.
Oh, people dying? I have a pharaoh?
Let's get him!
Oh, I've got the best gun in the game, the Ratna.
Don was fucking terrible.
Oh, no.
What the- No. No. But he was very brave. He was very brave.
He's a brave little guy. That's right. That's right. Very brave.
He had the spirit. That's what matters most.
What are you dying to the north as well?
A clue?
They buffed the rattler, what would you... they got him up. I'm telling you, I think the starting magazine should be like 14.
That would be, that would be sublime. That would be sublime. That would be sublime.
Speed of sucking.
He's the rattler, Simiano Trist.
Maybe, maybe.
Should we go to the maitrearch or the other gentleman over here?
Um, there was a shot that went down here.
Wait.
Oh, it's right under.
It's right here, it's right here.
Let's get him.
They think so.
Wait, are those shots that are, they're trying to hit the maitrearch and coming
down here?
I don't know.
I think that's what was happening.
I think we go over there.
Take a little gander.
Okay.
Keep your peepers on the north.
I think there's some gentlemen to come over that ridge.
Want to be cool?
Mr. Cowbs is pissed in the northeast
She's we shoot rockets in two different directions
But you don't think you're in.
I got no fit either.
Oh, shit.
Oh, please God, please God.
Oh.
Mr. Crabbs.
Oh, my goodness.
He not.
Oh.
Oh
What did you say you said you wanted to kill you I mean, no not really
Oh, there seems to be a person shooting us
Another great rain another great rain
Perfect perfect
Wow! That was incredible! The ups and the downs, rollercoats were most, and that was another great raid!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Alright, we're coming back! We're coming back sound! We're coming back sound!
LG for real!
I have stuff to go in max out. I've lost all of my stuff.
Oh!
Hmm...
John was holding us back.
he was I've actually lost so much stuff I have no augments and no shields and no
heels perfect perfect what does he like all right we'll go in there with whatever
whatever we can muster together we're gonna take down whatever team is taking
the main truck and we should have I'm now under 400,000 space dollars in
to press you to renegade here we go perfect we'll get a couple of these bad boys here we go
And a couple of these fellas
Perfect then we got a little bit of this from this kind lady right yonder
Okay, I'm good to go
That's right
Hey double twos move it back to back. Who could dirt your legs and
You mean 69 cents off my StarFord PC?
Thank you.
Any time, sir!
Any time!
I'm just doing my part.
Enjoy it.
Don't spend all those savings in one place.
Really spread it out.
How do you have less money now if you're getting this, say, rat attack?
Yeah, we haven't been saying rat attack when we shoot him.
Maybe that's why we're dying.
Yeah, that must be what it is.
You per maybe, per chance.
You give that a shot.
You died because you run into bullets.
You missed the counts, he was waiting there.
He was waiting there.
He was plotting.
No, I can't even buy heels he's just Christ
He's just Christ
Jesus Christ
I'm gonna take another bottle girl up eat it for resources
This is gonna bar
No more bungalows get Mr. Jerry like always they found out what was like two
days long
you know is the best Peter I'm drunk oh good dirtion they say it is silly goose
Saturday after all that's time to drink
Well, I follow you from Italy. You're too strong. Oh, thanks, Mrs. Sosa. Talk out.
We're doing talk off Tuesday. We're doing talk off Tuesday. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We're doing talk off Tuesday.
Oh.
Oh, there's no time to discuss. Let's ride!
We're two damn people to the northwest.
A clue?
Oh, that's a third person, then.
Oh, there's people to our left, too.
Which one do we go for?
I'm not sure.
We go take a little peek over here.
I should be killing these guys to the southwest, then we go to the northwest.
I'm not sure.
We go take a little peek over here.
I should be killing these guys to the southwest.
Then we go to the northwest.
We go to your little people over here as we kill these guys to the Southwest then we go to the Northwest
We think
Yeah, we're gonna bond stuff work, so we see you Saturday if you catch my 15 it was boss
I ran out to keep I've been drinking the tea nose it tastes like swap ass
get you where you want to go it's where you want to be I see one just off in the
distance in the fog of war
Let's stay here. Let's stay here for a few seconds.
Oh, he's right here, he's right here. He's going up.
Oh, I took a shield.
Good work, good work.
Hopefully we're not in the threes lobby, as we get a little bit closer.
Oh my gosh, don't jinx us.
Put him through.
I can hear you now.
Oh dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
There's a guy behind you, Peanot.
Oh wait, he comes off to the right.
There's a little loot beyond him.
I'm going up
We're just going to get out
Where'd he go?
Where'd everybody go?
These guys are all loose and- Oh shit, these are the top of the tower!
Oh shit, he's at the top of the tower!
Okay!
He went up to get him, he went up.
They both at the top of the tower?
No, I think it's just one.
I got no bombs.
Wait, I've got it. I can throw something up there.
He's too fast, too fast, too fast!
You dinga!
It's a blam!
One's low, one's low!
Where?
Right under, right under.
Look up! Danger!
Oh!
You gotta click his amount!
Okay.
How do you even get up there?
Oh, there's a ladder.
Hello.
Well, I'm not taking that.
Dude.
Don't do it in this situation
Are you both up there?
Dude
He's got these business
Oh he's about to get racist yes please don't get racist sir thank you sir thank you that's
very kind of you my friends believe it but your name is the first peanut you sound like
I believe you
Okay, okay
I don't know what that I don't know what you're talking about you're talking crazy
Oh my god!
What?
Can you close up there?
Look, I gotta say, I love all the friends of the Vaj Sardina.
That's okay.
Hold up now before you kill me, before you kill me one second sir.
Alright, oh my god.
I think we may have to face the factory son.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
perfect perfect what a sweet light what a sweet light I would like one raid where
I do not get violated in every hole I have that be quite splendid one more
raid one more raid one more raid we're taking home one more rate we're taking
help you know I literally have not I can't even buy heels we don't need
You got this. We get the
We're winning at least one. We're
winning one before we get off.
We're not getting off until we win
at least one. We're a bit of fit
for Mr. Shiny.
Now rainbows
Don't you want to fuck me, Mr. Johnny?
Don't put with me a lot of shit, son
I'm almost to 300,000 space dollars. Oh my god
Give me that
Give me a bit of goop
Okay, I got the goods, now you're a GG, you're ready for the best raid of the night!
Hell yeah, then let's ride!
You're gonna kill you with 700K last night.
It's a work in progress, Jackass!
They've been back down there for one, never give up!
Shroud is an operator, it's good if I see him on the battlefield, I'm putting him down.
Dude, I don't have anything, T-Nuts!
I'm stressing out.
You use a free kit.
I'll use the renegade.
Hold on, hold on.
Maybe I can buy...
I'm gonna buy a Stitcher.
Oh.
Not gonna get 5 million that's close
and gives you stuff.
No, we're fine. This is a minor setback, boys.
A minor setback.
nothing to worry about nothing to worry about boys we'll get back up to five
million
I'm talking more of like shields and guns.
Oh, um, no, no, no, I'm good.
Are you sure?
I can't see.
Oh.
Got bugs in my skin.
If you give five million of items from Coaches of Peter it would be such a pain in the ass.
Yeah, honestly, I don't even think that'd be worth it. I don't even know if that'd be worth it.
I don't even know if that'd be worth it.
Rat mazes, we can't afford another rat maze!
Oh, I guess I have to buy ammo, huh?
Yeah, that would be nice.
We might need some of that.
I'm probably need it to shoot my gun.
He might need a little bit of that.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
This is me the one this is the one GG this is where we take it all back
Guarantee you leave the one you don't with your sauce on the last guy, right?
There was something off about that guy sometimes
There was something weird about that guy. He was he was quick like like leopard. I
Could pin him down you couldn't finish your guy. Yeah, okay? Oh
That's because
That's it. He was hacking he was he was in the main thing. He was hacking and he was shoes. I think
It was cheating
It wasn't for those factors. I would have done it easily easy-deasy like
What would it like work? He's a king. Oh, let's ride
I
This is the one Genji I
feel it do you feel it mr. Krabs I feel it yeah this is gonna be easy people
already dying oh my gosh peanut every time you aggro the rockets here I do
You got that!
I have a rocket pier and he got angry.
Go on!
Keep a diet in Triangle House or take a little pee with that.
I think these games are helping my head.
Go on, that's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
Oh, there's still blasting.
Hey, there's three teams.
Oh, yeah, another one just died!
He's such a...
Oh.
This is our moment!
I'll soften them up for you, Genji, and then you come in for a good kill.
Lock him.
Do you need any fint?
Yeah, I don't have any.
Okay, two, two, two.
Two fint.
Two fint like that.
Thank you.
Over here.
I'm not gonna get banned, Peanut.
Of course, all they want is you're not gonna get banned.
Oh, got one, got one.
Nice.
You're up, you're up.
I'm healing up too.
We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. This is the one. Yeah. Oh, they were
Goopin!
They were Goopin.
Oh, they got a lot of stuff for me.
Okay, that's a Jupiter.
That's a Jupiter.
Never mind, Hutch was wrong.
Did you just hear that?
That has got to be a Jupiter.
Yeah, that's definitely...
That's exactly what we heard earlier.
That is exactly what we heard earlier.
If we go over there and that's a Jupiter,
Hutch was wrong the whole time.
Did you loot all the bodies?
Yeah, I looted my body.
Little bit more, dude.
Not the same sound that was going to...
The exact same sound!
Ooh!
Not too shabby, not too shabby!
That was literally the exact same sound that was the exact same power sound that one is the Jupiter
I want to prove it to you right now
And why am I getting keep you a jump for joy? Oh my god, Mr. Crabb just missed us
be careful
Even more goop
I spoke for you right here if you want them. I don't want my guy does a little jump for joy every time I'm done loot
We going down I
Didn't go down. No, I we going down. Do we want to find the Jupiter guy?
What do you want to do?
Oh, I don't know what you want to do.
Well, I don't know what do you want to do?
I should go for the Jupiter guy.
Where is he?
I don't know.
Well, leave.
There's more goop to be gotten.
They're shooting west.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my god!
Oh
Yeah, there's a whole time. Oh my god. Oh my god, we're all gonna die
You gotcha, gotcha. Oh
Dingle-a-dingle-a-dingle what my god do what is my god do it?
Perfect what a sweet light what a sweet treat what a sweet treat sir sir
Fuck yourself, fuck you.
Excellent raid, excellent raid.
Okay, Pina, I really cannot go with another hit.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I don't know what is going on here, what is going on?
Freekid, one last one. Freekid Cilemontes.
Freekid Cilemontes, Night Raid.
Yeah, I wish that door would have knocked me out harder.
Oh, by the gods, by the gods, by the gods.
Are you sure those guys weren't sitting up there the whole time?
No, they weren't.
Because I was up there, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Good point.
You got to get to Stella Montes to get a good raid.
One good raid, then I'm off.
get some burgers. It's the extraction shooter right? What's happening? Alright pal. You get
funny guy, don't you? You look funny guy. Oh. You're at a point of woken up and I'm ready to goop.
Oh that's what's going on, Genji. That's what's going on. It's 2.40 in the morning.
These are the most jobless, bitchless motherfuckers we can possibly be playing with right now.
Yeah, all the people in their mother's basement.
Now let's ride!
Eeeek!
Quality crew?
I got a feral.
I got a rattler with a speed treat.
Let's go!
Let's go I can already tell it should be a good one right here. Oh
My
Things are going pretty good things are going
Oh, they're breaking in for the Northwest
Did you see this look at all these balls or balls on I've seen in one sitting oh my
the cards by the cards you there's another one you're having like a little clicker
meeting you not take this okay thank you good sir mm-hmm what do you think
they're talking about mom's pussy
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jinzy, now is not the time for
goofing around. I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. Um, you'll focus up.
Right there. Thank you. Good
sir. Thank you. Good sir. Thank
you. Good sir. Trying to get
Her explosion to the east.
Oh, the balls are following me.
I don't know why.
Oh my God.
Alright, let's cross the ravine.
I'm scared.
Oh, the tree.
Oh!
Oh
Maybe they're over the auditorium per chance you're taking a little gander
Oh click it right there
Yeah, here's where he's on
Someone's talking
Oh my god.
Tingo, Tingo, Tingo.
You coming?
You coming, you coming.
Oh my god.
Oh I got one, I got one, I got one.
for you what three years ago that you just appeared in front of me
no I shot him I was made fight and mr. Krabs jumped on me and started face
fucking me
oh he's dead all right time to kill ourselves all right one more right one
more right one more right we're not getting off until we get a win we're
I'm not getting off until we get it done yet.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
Perhaps the next one, perhaps the next one.
Waiter, waitor, another one, please.
That'd be cool if I could win.
Oh, raid, that'd be really cool.
That'd be super cool.
Also, going nighttime was not the move.
Not the move.
probably not. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
way too many claggers. Way too
many claggers. I would have
had like another gun because
one shot. Pharaoh like is rough
to play against. I mean, if
these bottles with kettles, it's
over. We win. Guarantee you.
Guarantee you. We see a little
lucky spot. Oh, maybe
I mean Farrell is really good if you have cover I just I pushed up too far
I'm I'm saying as soon as they push mr. Krabs are skull fucking me
I should have let him get fucked by all the balls
Yeah
Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Something like that. Yeah
You maybe yeah, maybe
Well, yeah, some plan might have worked for sure.
Mm-hmm.
For sure.
Or maybe I should have healed up before I pushed them there.
Let's ride!
I
Got a kettle
You're a kettle yes, I do indeed very nice. I got a pharaoh not too savvy me there
This is the one this is the one
Ain't a fresh new raid.
Let me put these open.
Oh, I'm in the door seat! I'm in the door seat!
Sheeeeeee!
I'm twirlin' on it, did you look? I'm twirlin' on it!
The heck?
Sheeeeeee!
Let us proceed.
Perhaps through here.
We have got salad.
We see what here's coming in.
Do we need to attack them?
What?
A key?
No!
Oh, that's trapped out there.
There's some traps.
You should shoot the traps.
Oh, we're going to the arms.
There's a name.
Oh, one's out, one's out.
Fiddinga, got one.
He's behind that pole.
Oh
You get back up to top floor.
Hold up.
Wait.
Are they up here yet?
This is mine, by the way.
Where'd they go?
I don't know.
Because where they were right here.
Oh, over yonder, over yonder.
I think they're taking four red blood lessons.
I see them, I see them right there.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I hit him once.
She was, she was.
Are you gonna repeat?
Oh yeah, this door is still blocked off. We're good down here, we're good down here.
I'm gonna do a little flaky on them.
Not an angle.
Oh, they're breaking in, they're breaking in.
Oh, and there's the bomb right in front of it too.
HIT YOUR ONE!
I think you broke him.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's quick. He's a quick little bugger.
Yeah, yeah, they're down here.
Keep me abashed.
Your little taste.
They're right below me.
I'm going in!
I'm going in.
Go on, go on.
We're here, we're here, here's one shot.
I
Go with you miscreant
I need to know the team I need to know the team gun
There he is.
Where?
I have like no ammo.
Oh, come on.
I don't have ammo or anything what you what you need um light ammo that's your chief you
use use half and then put it on thank you can you see her um I got half a shield that I can
Hit that, hit that.
Oh, thank you.
Just gonna get a little bit of group.
Did you get a group?
Who's that?
I shut the door.
Okay.
You startled me.
I'm sorry.
Why did you make bandages?
Let's go.
Are you gonna look people here?
Let's see if we can look people here.
We can have an eagle eye vision on them.
Fuck off!
I'm sorry.
I see one.
Oh, I missed.
On purpose.
Two tangos, two tangos.
Oh, he's fast.
More gun, more gun.
Oh, they're dancing.
I think he's about to run to the team.
He's right behind here.
I'll just have to do a little thinking of him.
We go.
Oh, he's right there.
Oh.
Take that pole!
Go back! Go back!
I'm just gonna breach this just in case.
Oh!
They're both behind the help desk!
Okay.
Oh, these guys are good.
These guys are good.
These guys are good!
Who's that's where?
I got him! I got him! I got him!
Good one! Good one! Good one!
I'm pushing up!
Oh god! The other one!
I just got four!
There's a G by here! Another G by here!
Security gate. Over there.
Get the goop! Get the goop!
Hackers. There's two more teams.
I'm hacking! I'm hacking! I'm hacking!
Little bit of goop.
Oh, they were kind of poor.
I don't have no more...
Oh, they're getting blasted!
This is our chance to...
Ah!
One down, one down.
Who the hell is that guy?
I should be pushing the guy the two times now. You ready?
I'm doing okay.
I
Finish all these men off finish all these men off
Fuck you fuck you eat my shit
No, I don't think so. I think there's another gentlemen
Oh, look at the Rotland level 3.
We're getting really low page right now for some reason.
Bandage is on this guy if you need it.
little bit of goop.
What are the binoculars?
Little bit of goop.
Ooh.
You know there's people coming from behind us.
What?
Right here.
There.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Here's your first, first, first.
you just keep on going
He's really hurt
I'm really hurt too
You want to miss come get it
I'm right here!
I put an- I put a jolt mine right there.
Oh, he's coming.
One down, one down. Gotcha.
Who the hell is this guy?
Get out of here!
We're getting like five frames per maybe- I don't know what's going on.
I'm gonna go over here.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
No!
Why did you do behind you?
There's a guy in front of me that I was shooting
Sir before you kill me you're never gonna know my secret if you kill me you're never gonna know my secret
I'll tell you my secret if you if you revive
He didn't want to know your secret
I
Know
That's what enough for me. I'm good enough
Count that one is a W. I'm counting that was a dummy. I think we did ready good. I think we did pretty good
very very good
You all the good
One more? Okay, five more more.
One more quick one, one more quick one. One more quick one.
It's the best you've ever seen me play. Alright, pal. Let's not get carried away here.
Let's not get carried away here. That was an adequate game.
I've had many grand endeavors, many grand endeavors, some even today.
You did W to finish?
Well, they, they, they, we, I couldn't finish.
They, they, there was just so many guys.
They just kept coming and coming.
Jay, what were we supposed to do in that type of situation?
I don't know.
They just wouldn't stop coming.
All right, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know what you were supposed to do.
Jesus Louise.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus cries, Jesus cries.
Hmm
You do an open in the back door and coming and they kept pushing and pushing it there was too many guys
We couldn't finish it was like it was like a nightmare
It was an I don't even know I don't know what like what where we was like if I could go back what would I do?
What will we even do? Oh, let's ride
Oh, here.
Get it!
I hope we haven't some dins.
Oh my god, please.
Okay, now I thought I was out of dins.
Thank god.
Phew!
That was a close one.
I got a ferro.
Oh, you have a kettle, okay.
We- oh yeah, I do have a kettle.
That's pretty good.
That's good news. That's good news. At least we have like the two better guns.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What do you gotta get off? Got to listen.
Have a pharaoh. Oh, very nice.
I'd rather have a pharaoh than... Let's go this way. Let's go literally any other way.
Mm-hmm.
Double Beckies? I can't do double Beckies. They made me sick and made my head hurt.
Okay, they sound nice. They sound nice. Every now and then I'll try it out again.
The thrill of the game.
Gotcha.
Who'd date like this? A clue?
Did you hear that?
It was blasted into the south.
He's forced here.
What's that?
What is that?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh
Where they at
What open door a clue
No suspicious activity here.
Why are these not looted, though?
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bumum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum But I'm
Sassy impassion, well, yes
I should we go to the auditorium? That's where all the- the- the gentleman hang out. That's where the group is
Meh.
I'm the group?
Hey, what the sass?
Here's how much did he?
What the s**t?
There's lots of things over here.
Let's get up!
Wait, how did you get up there?
I went to the vent.
One shot, one shot!
You know, I think I went the wrong way.
We all handle these hooligans.
Oh, speak, grenade, you're an X-Wire squat man.
Oh, I don't feel too good to watch.
Oh, they're getting shot from behind.
What an idiot.
Ow, that worked out for you, Buster.
Ow, you're nagging over there.
Do you want to shot behind the vacuum cleaner?
Got him!
Oh my god
We need to get closer
Oh
See if you missed a click here
And take a little peep. Oh my god, all right
I'm gonna pop this thing open for real fella. Ready to get you?
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna reload.
Lock him.
Oh, he's peeking. He's peeking right here on the corner.
Come here.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh
Wrong and I now okay. All right. Well, you ask that's okay sir before you kill me before I do
excellent
Okay, Genji, Genji, if I see one more motherfucker,
one more motherfucker that has never worked a single job
in their life, decimate me with the shittiest
garbage's gun in the game.
I'm gonna freak my shit.
I'm gonna put my freak on everybody in that lobby.
These guys are moving like fucking John Wick out here.
These are not your normal nine to five
single dads or kids after school.
These guys are demons.
These are maniacs.
Even get in the room before they kill us.
These guys are crazy.
One more, one more, one more.
Let's bring it home.
One more.
Let's bring it home, one more.
Let's bring it home.
Let's bring it home, one more.
One more, let's bring it home.
Let's bring it home, one more.
One more, let's bring it home.
Let's bring it home.
Let's bring it home for the boys back home.
One more!
I'm not asking for a thousand more, Genji!
I'm not asking for a hundred more!
Give me one more!
Can't you do that?
I can't, sir, peanut!
And that's wide!
Let's ride again!
I
Got a pharaoh what you got?
We can still make this happen
Easy-peasy
Oh, dead people, a clue.
Oh, there's two turrets.
Click the CD in here.
Ah, GG.
Thank you.
Oh, this guy was already looted.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, but he had a kettle.
Let's go.
They got a rat now.
These guys died in the clinkers?
I'm guessing so.
The perchans?
Or maybe.
Nobody in the medical research unit.
All clear.
I don't know why I'm getting so much lag.
I heard someone.
Yeah.
Like, coming from behind me, but I could be wrong.
You could take a little candor, a little peep.
A little peep never hurt anyone.
Do you know where the battery is?
Oh, Mr. Knight, my good boy, my good boy, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Six.
My one good boy, my good boy, good man, good man!
Good lattee, dude, good lattee.
Thank you, Mr. Knight.
Thank you, GG.
Good person.
We'll help us in our ventures. Okay, we'll get an eagle eye if you want them
Okay, yeah, there's people right and left two different teams
Stupid bitch he's much hot you grade your own school
Great my chance. Oh my god
I have two nades. Oh
I took his shield. That was a test. That was a test.
You have passed the test. I have grenades.
Oh.
Oh, he's not there anymore. I think he went back over there.
you got you got you got you got the coach got you they tried that dried I
think there's only one guy from one team and then two from another with the
hood of him to the left go I think he pushed back I see my team I see down
I
Should go there and get him GG let him have it
Oh my god, I'm gonna die in two days me. Oh my god
Did you see see see see
Are they are they pushing up they have no shield it's a chip. Oh come on. Come up
I
Got you don't you worry they show the same floor
No, I don't I don't know where they went. They're not James. Yeah, they're below me. They're below me. Oh
They got a buck on me
What about your name?
Oh my god, I'm gonna die of horrible violent death.
They're up here with me.
We're just y'all revenge you.
Bro.
What?
Yes, hello sir, hello.
Wait, oh it is crazy.
It's super crazy super crazy
Whoa
Super crazy
Perfect
How crazy is that?
Oh god, that's crazy
That's guys that guys I was just thinking how crazy it is. What is the crazy?
Is that is that crazy one guys all awesome the same game? Oh my god, you're a loser, sir
That's crazy, dude. No way it is almost as if you queue up the same time I queue up we go on the same game
That's crazy. That's that's madness. I'm going crazy just thinking about it. Whoa
What a wild thing they ever knew that yeah, who would have thought it who would have thunk it?
Well one more one more RC win or lose I'm getting off
When it lose I'm getting off. I don't know how many more ass pounding second take from the quay beast in Tyrone
Last one win or lose
11 more no
Oh
Why you not playing with delay good thinking good thinking I was thinking instead of having a good stream
We could destroy any interaction. I have with you guys whatsoever. Am I right boys?
Am I right boys? I
Was thinking we could take the stream and destroy it. They're talking about am I right boys?
Yeah
Yeah. You're genius. Good thinking. Good thinking.
You need to play tomorrow. No, tomorrow's the day I like to relax and eat burgers.
I know you've done it for a while.
My R and R day. Got a rejuvenate. Get a little beauty sleep.
You think I'm this handsome without blueie sleep?
How'd you hide the maps you're choosing?
You're with Gerald aren't you?
You were...
You know it wasn't Gerald... Wait who was it again? Was it Gerald?
Wait who was it again?
Gordon you're with Gordon aren't you?
You're with that... You're with that Gordon fuck aren't you?
You're with that Gordon guy.
That doesn't work sir! That doesn't work!
What's the kill count for the night? At least 5. They even 10.
You watch football? No, no. I've been trying to get into gambling on football though.
I was going to do it based on coaxing recommendation when he said the cowboys were locked but then
they lost.
So I can't trust him no more.
Got to find another confidant for the football game then.
Let's RIDE!
I
People are dying
Yes
Perfectly out of Ratler
They're down below they're down below
There's no no no don't push that there's it's a it's a three-man team right there
Oh, it's Squidward.
Oh, hello, Squidward.
It's Squidward! Get him! Get him!
Oh, my God.
That was a fun lobby.
Did you have a good time?
Yeah
Maybe they'll all just die
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do in this situation. I have a rattler with ten bullets
Yeah, three big brolic gentlemen over there. Oh, hello, sir. I am coming in peace
Don't need to jump around or nothing. Just hanging around. Okay
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you
Hello, sir
This guy right here can fuck himself. I'm gonna kill myself now
Excellent rage, excellent rage. Alrighty, alrighty. Perfect, perfect. That's another great
raid, another great raid! That was really good. One more, one more, one more raid, one more raid.
Then we get off. Just we gotta win at least one. There's no fucking way. There is no way we're
losing 20 raids in a row. It's not physically possible. This is
impossible.
We lose. I know what I said, pal. I'm giving that win.
This is the one
never back down. Never want
Squidward. Good.
seven more is good luck you're good thinking good thinking good thinking we
get the fattest paragraph of this I'm telling you I'm door dashing jack in the
box the second I get out this tree we are talking minimum three jack spicy
Chicken sandwiches, baconator, tacos, six of them.
Honestly, I'm going to get the loaded mini taco box.
That's right, I'm going to splurge tonight.
I'm going to splurge tonight.
Now let's ride!
I got a stitch in on too savvy.
What you got, Gigi?
Behind you.
What you got? What weapon you got?
Squidward! Good!
All in blue.
Are you some Blaston to the northeast?
You want to take a little peasy?
Do you want to fend?
I don't have fun.
Oh, he's coming from a different car, I suppose.
Oh, right in front of us, right in front of us!
Oh! Take this, Pudgy! Take that! Take this!
I don't like that, Pudgy!
Gotcha! Oh, last one, last one!
Good work!
They're terrible!
And you like that, buddy?
How'd you like that?
You're gonna like this even more.
Get your ass back to the lobby, pussy!
Wait, wait, wait, rest me, rest me, please.
Here we go.
Now we're cooking boys' little momentum.
Got the ball rolling.
It's going to be a good one. I can feel it. I can feel it. It's going to be a good one
right here.
I got two pharaohs.
Very nice. I got a stitch and a pharaoh.
Let's get to the right.
Let's go check the auditorium.
little motion, little motion, that's me story building with the locked door, oh my god,
Oh, I don't feel too good.
Hi, my friend.
Okay. He's very low. He is very low and very handsome.
Oh, there's another? Okay.
Alrighty.
All right.
Fuck yourself, sir. Fuck you.
Exce-li-vra-de. I'm an exce-li-vra-de.
All right, I'm good enough. I'm good enough. I'm good enough.
Okay.
enough of the quavius actually
bending me over and taking my
shit. I've had I've had just
about enough. I've had just
about enough.
Jinjin, great play with you.
Great play with you. Have a
good night, Peanut. Have a
good night. Oh, not one more.
I can't take any more fun. I
can't do any more fun. I
I've done I can't do it. I can't I've been getting actually straight bent over for three and a half hours in a row. I
Don't even know if we've extracted. I I I don't even know if we've extracted the single piece of loot since touch lab
No, no
I
I would actually rather stick my cocking balls in a blender full of fire ants. I'm not doing that
I'm not doing that that sounds like hell. I'm good enough. I'm good enough
I'm good enough. I'm good enough
One last jam
That sounds magnanimous that sounds magnanimous you're gonna have to turn you down on that one
I'm going to go eat burgers and cry a little.
Good night!
Good night, bug-laders! Have a silly little night.
Full of silly little dreams, perhaps.
Perhaps, perhaps.
As well as silly little things, per sense.
For maybe, for maybe, if you ever so desire.
Good at night, good at night.
Good at...
Good at night, good at...
Good night!
Oh, Mr. Lunis! My mother says my wife! Good man! Good ah man!
Hope you have a fantastic good night, Mr. Lunis!
Good night!
Goodnight!
Goodnight, dass!
Goodnight Out!
Goodnight!
Good Eid 노래!
Goodnight!
Ikiness.
Ak-
Okay!
Ak-
the-
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!
No!
You...
I have to get to the police.
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
We'll look after him.
OK.
We'll look after him.
You have to be careful.
I'm going to get to the police.
All right.
I'm going to the police.
You have to be careful.
I'm going to the police.
Oh, you're taking a shit in the burger!