you
You
Oh Merry Christmas Mary!
Oh Ho Ho!
Oh Ho!
Merry!
Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas!
How are you Bungie Ladies doing on this fine Merry Christmas?
Feeling jolly?
Feeling whimsical are we?
Santa is real? Yes! I know Santa is real and every year
Mr. Santy Claus has to fly all over the world and those communists on the east side
try to take him down. Well another year failed, Pussies! Another year down!
Santa lives on. Santa lives on. Oh, seven in the chat for Santa. Up Santa, one up Santa.
one, oh, one, oh, one, oh, set to one, common to zero.
One set that common to zero.
Yeah, you saw him on the flight tracker.
You saw Santa on the flight tracker.
He was doing a little bit of evasive maneuvers
when he was hovered over Russia.
You saw that when he was in America,
there was almost no deviation from plans
except for when he passed over like Detroit
and San Francisco, had to dodge a couple bullets.
But when he passed over Russia,
I mean we're talking anti air missiles
almost the whole time.
I mean he had to swear, he was swerving.
You saw that on the flight trucker, did you not?
I saw it, I for one saw it, I for one saw it.
I for one saw it, I for one saw it.
There's a whole few boys out of the American
since by the way gentlemen,
by the way I'm just gonna preemptively say this
to protect those families because I'm guessing there's at least one of you fuckers out there
that told your family that this is a family friendly stream and you guys are all watching
it right now on the Living Room TV.
And I am here to say that that is the truth, welcome in.
That is the truth, welcome in, I hope you're having a great Christmas and let's ride.
Let's ride!
also also folks he said he would hop on I highly doubt he's gonna do it right at
the beginning he's got he's got um he took a nap or something you guys probably
know more than me just you guys know what he hopped off because if he hopped
off at like 4 p.m. and taken that that motherfuckers like it on if it was like
noon to hop off that's maybe maybe it was 5 p.m. oh my goodness let me let
me double check let me make sure let me see the texture yeah now he is not
that that guy oh my goodness yeah he goes oh okay okay oh wow oh oh he said he
might get on we he's wait we was having problems with some cheaters in no way
there are cheaters on Christmas that's what his text is that true was he
having problems with this no way people are cheating and video games on Christmas
you have got to be I mean is there a point is there a is there a lower bar
than that is I would literally rather be a homeless
fantastic on the streets of California then I ever on any year cheat in a video
game on Christmas I mean genuinely genuinely you go you're actually going
to have you're really going to hell this isn't yeah this isn't a task this
isn't a task this isn't a false alarm you're really going to have you're
actually going to hell. You're going to hell. And the other person we're playing with in a little bit
by the way is Miss Genji. I see a lot of you guys are saying Hamlins. Honestly, we might bring him
in as long as close. He doesn't hop on. But either way, no matter what happens, I am going to play
a couple of solos. Get the juices flowing boys. Get the juices flowing. Get the blood flowing
and then we'll grab Genji, we'll grab Mr. Cloak, see you hopefully if he wakes up from his slumber
and and we'll and we'll and we'll and we'll do that. Um Coach he's napping yeah but he said he
said right here he says I'm gonna take a nap though and set my alarm to 8 p.m. Hust I believe he meant
just in case I wake up it is currently 7 22 p.m. and I know he's on the central time zone so that
That means in 37 minutes exactly, the time just changed, just changed from 7.22 to 7.23
in exactly 37 minutes, Cloak's just gonna do one of two things.
He's gonna wake up and hop on, or he's gonna wake up, see that his alarm is blaring, realize
he got three hours of sleep, feels like a piece of shit, and then he's gonna go back
to sleep.
Those are the two things that could happen.
Those are the two things that can happen in about 30, 36 minutes and 30 seconds is what's
going to happen there.
Yeah, he's probably going to turn it off.
Will know soon enough.
We'll show him.
We'll show him enough.
Hmm.
Two hours of sleep.
Oh, he sent me that.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
No, that's two hours of sleep.
He sent me that at 5.57 p.m. and it probably takes like 50 minutes to get a bed.
That's like an hour and 45 of sleep.
Yeah.
That guy's not like that.
That guy is not.
There's no.
guys if that guy wakes up kind of big props kind of big props I'm not gonna lie
to you that's that exactly to do that kind of that's kind of massive props
not gonna that would be a Christmas miracle that'd be a Christmas miracle if
that fucker wakes up after only an hour and 45 of nap time that would be a
Christmas miracle now let's ride
RC to what I'm gonna run a free kid I I just woke up myself and I have one of
those just woke up headaches you know the small one Jim talking about so I popped
a couple anvil I'm not gonna be playing good until it's at no sense and I don't
know why sometimes randomly when I wake up I'll have a headache just rarely
rarely this just happens to be one of those days maybe I got too much sleep
maybe a little too little sleep who knows
Oh
Yeah, save yeah, it happened sometimes it happened sometimes it happens sometimes
Dude, oh speaking of wedge you get that guy fucking hit that guy with his car. Oh wait, it's it. No time to talk
Let's run
You
This is shawney remember Ada you can wander around until you stumble upon what you need or you can learn how to recycle
little warm up boys little warm up nothing too crazy nothing too crazy gotta
lose tension over dear over dear just a little warm up little warm up a good old
time save for mr. Santy coming in from Antarctica with this little short hobbit
people making all his gifts oh my god we're already gonna die there's no way
I can destroy that. Oh my god. Run!
Okay, and my guy's a fat piece of shit, and we're gonna die.
Ooh, we got fit. No!
Go, go, go!
We dead people.
A clue.
A Christmas clue!
Christmas poor people. Jesus Christ. It's a Christmas poise.
Hold up, actually. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold up. Could be something here.
Here.
Three poo.
Hey, feety feety.
Eh, yee, yee, loosum, sum, loosum, sum.
That's the right homebound, that's the right homebound.
Uh, oh.
Oh, oh, we missed a mic, missed a knob, missed a midnight.
Missed a how and missed a crypto,
one of the days of me being one good man,
Oh, man!
Good lucky, dude. Good lucky.
Die!
What?
What's going on over there?
Who's that?
What?
What is he doing?
Oh yeah, they're dying, they're dying!
Our first victims of the night.
Our first victims of the night, gentlemen.
These two gentlemen think they're having a whimsical Christmas.
oh well okay all right oh my god I pressed the wrong button now there goes
our element of surprise hopefully they're stupid hopefully they are filled
up with Christmas ale
stay frosty
Keep your eyes peeled.
We've been taking the extract!
There's no way that red flare was that far, was it?
Which was that red flare that far?
There's no way!
No.
No. No, that can't be. No, that can't be.
Was that their fault? Yes. It wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
That can't be. There's something else going on here.
Something much more cynical.
What, that person, a queen?
You look like Klaika's hurt!
Maybe a little group for a goopa, and then we'll continue our investigation.
Hmm
Another Christmas poor
Do I understand? Did the Hoosie-Doozie leave?
There's no way they could have skedaddle with such velocity. No, he's right there!
He's right there!
He's not...
Mystery God...
He's right there, gentlemen.
Here's the plan.
We wait for him to fight those clankers.
Then he comes out to push the button,
thinking he is ever whimsically safe.
Then we're struck!
Take his Christmas gifts.
And it's good to have all of them.
Go, go, go!
Where did this reindeer-queef go?
Right down yonder.
No, that's not here neither.
there. I just saw him as he was
inscredealing from the forefront.
Yes, he got to cross the Great Divide.
Anyhow, either way he puts it, he has to
cross the Great Divide.
That's who will snatch him up.
Right here.
This is where our plan will be
will be set into motion.
Ooooooooon.
Ooooooooooooon.
Hey guys, he's far gone.
No, it's impossible. I'll tell you.
I saw him running from the fortress to the to the right me and moments before we did
he could have not possibly even if he was you saying bought cross this great
divide especially with the sniper watching we would have heard that
we would have heard him no chance he's crossed yet
beater hatch. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no, yeah, they know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, uh, yeah, no. No. No.
Maybe. Maybe. Possibly. But possibly not.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's impossible.
I'm gooning as we speak. Oh, I forgot about that. I've got a Christmas gift for you guys, a Christmas surprise.
I'm giving you 20 seconds today 20 seconds because it's Christmas
Don't worry boys. Just give me to that for this match
Did you hear that?
I told you! I told you!
I told you!
I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
I knew it!
Go back! Go back!
Is this the zip line building?
Perfect. Now we got this bastard. Now we got this bastard. Now we got him right where we want him.
Somewhere around here.
Looting in the shadows.
This guy's playing hardball, I'll admit. His strategy's unbeknownst.
It's not gonna be enough. It's not gonna be enough.
An arc orbiter is en route.
As when do we hear those flames?
Ten minutes to get out of there, I repeat. Ten minutes.
Hmm
This guy I'm tiny he this guy is elusive he's a little less this entire time. I don't understand how
He should have seen him by now
He went back to his fortress of solitude
That's an excellent first place to check.
Cover all of our bases.
All of the clues.
Yeah, I saw them, where?
Wait a second.
Wait a minute.
More dead people?
Two more clues?
This is probably why he hadn't crossed the Great Divide yet.
He was probably gooping.
That son of a bitch.
That door wasn't open.
Oh wait, he tricked us, he tricked us!
He's gonna cross the Great Divide!
Go, go, go!
He fooled us!
He had several bomb catchers, I bet he did, I bet he did.
Time left 8 minutes, 18 seconds, boys, 8 minutes, 18 seconds.
Dammit, he's starting to fight again!
You know what?
Actually, fuck this guy.
This guy can go Christmas, fuck himself.
I- I don't care anymore.
I don't care anymore, I don't care.
We're going to find another victim as our first Christmas victim.
This guy wins.
He wins.
He outriders us.
He's got the biggest Christmas pussy in the whole map.
Santa would be proud.
All in the game.
I'm going to be a
all in the game.
I'm going to be a
all in the game.
Oh, she died for chance for chance.
It would be a Christmas.
That's him.
Oh, I got you bastard.
Oh, I got you.
Fucking excuse this time.
Oh, I got you, you piece of filth.
Oh, hold on a little, oh, a little bit of goop.
Reel up!
Oh, he's not even looting, let's go!
Reel up!
We'll be with the extract. We'll be with the extract.
Go, go, go!
Oh my God.
Let him pass. Let him pass.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Get out of here.
Oh no, oh no!
Oh
He's taking the extract there he is
What happened to the extractor?
No way I missed him.
No way I missed him by the hair on my boss.
No way!
No way I missed him! No way I missed him by the hair on my boss! No way!
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Nugget!
Oh
Who's this pussy
It's a Christmas miracle!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Oh!
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Oh!
Give me a goop, give me a goop.
Get out of here!
Goop, goop, goop.
Give me that.
Now I got you bastard.
Stupid robot pussy.
Gotcha.
Now time for the spoils of war boys.
Now time for the spoils of war.
They're not super great, but I guess can't be choosers.
What?
Leave!
Oh fuck.
Oh.
Here's the flame grenade guy, this was him all along!
Give me that.
What is that?
Take that and then we'll take this.
Like you do.
Oh.
Dude, get out of here!
Oh.
Get out of here!
Oh my god
Perfect
What a sweet treat what what a Christmas a Christmas miracle? Oh my god?
I'm about to be pushed in I'm about to get pushed in my space Jesus
I'm about to have my shit pushed in violently in my spacesuit and we're dead.
Alrighty, alright, ahhh here we go.
Alright, alrighty things looking good, things looking good, things looking good, things
looking good, things are going good, things are looking good, things are looking good,
Things are looking good, things are going good.
Ah, things are looking good.
Ah, things are going good.
Ah, things are looking good.
Ah, things are going good.
Ah, things are looking good.
Ah, things are going good.
Oh my God, we're doing it!
Go, go, go!
Oh
Why my guys are fucking bad
No way
No way!
Pleasure of wearing for a second.
Open the door! Open the door!
open the door back to spain
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain excellent rain boys
Hell yeah!
You I'm telling you, I think they vary those rocketeers.
Sometimes they are trained,
Chris Kyle, Navy SEAL snipers,
and sometimes they're those ones.
Thanks, Sandy Claws, for that one.
That one was stupid.
Phew!
Close calls, close calls.
Uh-hmm.
Merry Christmas from Iraq.
Steam looks sit from 480p.
All right pal, I know you just rage bait me. You just rage bait me. You want something to post on the Twitter
So that people do a couple tweets under it you get a couple tweets for it
That's what you're tired. Do I think you tried to bait me you tried to bait me. That's what you're trying to do
That's what you're trying to do
Actually, you know what speaking of Iraq. I see a bunch of people complaining about ads
I'm pretty sure ads are illegal in Iraq or something
There actually are places, there actually are places.
There actually are places where ads are illegal.
I don't know which one it is, but Iraq,
I think might be one of them.
I'm not certain.
I don't know, I'm not certain, I'm not certain.
Is it illegal in Iraq?
Well, is it actually Iraq?
Did I get that right?
No way.
They are ads illegal.
Are ads illegal in Iraq?
Oh, no they're not.
But it's heavily regulated and restricted, especially concerning...
Oh yeah, wait, I think the purpose is on Twitch, yeah, I think people in Iraq don't get ads on Twitch, actually.
There's also other places.
Uh...
Who's losing kids with you today? Nobody just yet.
Nobody just yet. Not even me, pal. That was a successful Christmas raid.
Not too much goop to bring home to the boys, but a little smidgen, a little smidgen, a little smidgen, nothing to ride home about.
Here we go. We'll keep those. I think we need these for our little craft.
Keep that, that right there, put that right there, oh she was getting destroyed without
you.
Yeah I heard pal, I heard he didn't have the team leader wisdom and guidance.
Don't you worry, I'll help him out when he gets back on, don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
It's my birthday today Mr. Knut, it would be serendipitous if you sang happy birthday
to me good sir.
Oh
It is whimsical and full of magical activities
Justin Bush said Merry Christmas P. Not Hoku family and friends had a great day
You too, mr. Johnson that goes for all Bungalows. Hopefully everybody had a great Christmas a fantastic Christmas
many presents many presents opens going good for everybody gentlemen
Oh, yeah, that might be illegal in North Korea, but I think so is the internet
Guys the internet actually is illegal in North Korea that one's not even a silly funny ha ha that one's for real
Have you seen those videos with a fake you see it at the said Mary goop must you beautiful?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, have you guys not seen that they there's like people that go in with cameras from our country
And they'll go over there and there's like an internet cafe with there's like 40 North Koreans all using computers
But none of them are doing anything most of them are just sitting on the front Google page not even touching the keyboard
And I heard if you wear a leather jacket you die. I also heard that too. I've heard that too
Which is okay with me. I'm not one I'm not much of a leather jacket peanut, but I'm sure other people aren't like if you ride motorcycles
Roman Reiner said
That was beautiful sir
That was beautiful
My pee pee it's gotta get that check down. That's a certified call you doctor situation sir. I'm a peanut
I cannot diagnose your itzy genitals, but thank you for letting me know
No! That one's gonna be a certified check with your doctor situation.
That one's a certified check with your doctor situation.
MMMMMM...
Aww...
What does he have to say?
Clubby said, Merry Christmas.
I wish you the best goop tonight and I can't wait to see you carry Kloxy.
MEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas, good sir. Merry Christmas.
And Mr. Skinny, Mr. Bubble, Mr. Johnny, Mr. Zulu, Mr. Phantom.
What's good man? Good man.
Good Lattey, dude. Good Lattey. Dies.
Was it Jeans and Issue at one point? I don't know. I don't really see...
Who's the North Korean leader again? Kim Jong-un. I don't really see him as a Jeans guy.
I don't really see Mr. G's eyes, because he'd be kind of tight, he's back.
Don't you worry, I will ask him, let me check under my desk. Are you proud of your son?
Yes, of course. Yes, he's very proud of you, but he's finishing something up, son, so don't bother him again, please.
Mmmmmm... Yeah, I'm pretty certain. Wait.
I'll check- I'll- I'll check out the jeans one. I don't think jeans was ever illegal in North Korea.
I don't think that's a thing. I know never coats are because Kim Jong-un likes leather coats and he doesn't want anyone else wearing up
Also, I don't think you're allowed to be fat. That's not really a lot. They don't have kills enough to make people fat
That was beautiful
Yeah, it was beautiful sir
That was beautiful sir. That was amazing. That was amazing
Oh
20 seconds yes, of course yes, all right boys all right. I promised it. It's Christmas
I've got you. Let me just finish sorting my coupon. Give me a second boys. Give me a second
Give me a second. Give me a second. Give me one second
All right. Here you go. Because it's Christmas. I will be allowing
20
Count them 20 seconds of goon egg. I know you guys have choices a lot of choices in the V2
P2P community and you guys don't get the goon here and I find that unfair. I find it unfair.
You good people should get all the benefits of watching a P2P. I believe you should get
all the benefits. So because of that because of that I will give you 20 gooning seconds.
20, 20, it's usually 15, but 20 because it's Christmas.
20 gooding seconds, 20 gooding seconds.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It'll even do a couple of these.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
10 seconds left 10 seconds left.
10 seconds you're running out of time.
Oh, you're running out of time five seconds five seconds you guys couldn't be typing you guys could be gooning instead of typing you're wasting time.
done done finished finished I'm done okay I'm done done and done is everyone
type one in the chat if you're done type one in the chat if you're done is
everybody done type one in the chat if you're done two if you're still working
got it. Okay, I see a lot of twos. I'll give it extra five seconds, five more seconds,
five, four. You guys are Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. We're marathon runners over here.
Two one
And maybe one more of these
And done, okay, all right
I think it was myself out guys geez think of a chair come on guys come on I think it went on myself
up now one moment let me sort my goop my mom is on her way is that me we talked
about we saw this bad boy honestly this kid you're kind of treated us good there
I can't tell if that last guy was
Stupid or if he was that guy
Is that guy an idiot or did the stature really put out for us. I feel like we also played pretty good
No, I've been the stitch of war without first woman time
I will you want what's one of the station one more time. Let's run the stitch of one
No, you know what? We'll take a stitch of three. We'll take a stitch of three with a couple
base attachments green mag we'll use that just in case just in case thank you
mr. chicken and then we'll craft some of these here we go and some of these like
I want to bring herbals yet. Maybe a little bit of fentanyl. I'll save the herbals for
when we've got Jinji and Mr. Coaxry on the team. We can use Miss Meat Shields to increase
a change of survival.
Oh.
Oh, let's ride.
Peanut, you got an only fan.
Peace.
You want to see this penis-y, huh?
You want to take a piece of this penis?
You want to see the old beef curtains of the peanut, huh?
That will be $5.99 a month, sir.
First month is free.
I do not have a father. I know gentlemen. Do not thank me. Do not thank me
It's what I do to give back. It's what I do to give back to you guys
That's what I do. That's what I do to give back to the community
Peanut you eat all the cookies eat your dad's cookie
Bitch now let's ride
Hmm
Pina I proposed to my girlfriend of 12 years last night and she said yes
We'd love watching your stream together. She saw the ring and said good good
Yeah
Well, yeah, now that's a keeper, that's a keeper, that's a keeper, that's a keeper, right there, congratulations, congratulations, that's wide!
You see that boys you could have a woman going out to the nightclubs wearing basically
Legitimately be evil and hey stay away from my family, uh, please. I like them. Don't kill my family, please no
I don't think any
In any point in any video game or non video games is fun to be legitimately evil. I would say
Good question. No good question
Good question make sure you're keeping the bodies in your basement at a cold temperature of the decay in the cops will find them
uh sir uh in-game of course in-game of course in-game in-game
follow me crew
hey I was behind us you who these hooters appear then
These guys probably got the group. They're probably going for that Bobcat blueprint.
I would imagine it spawns even when it's not Locked Gate at Pilgrim's Peak.
If I had to take a gas, at least sometimes, maybe a minimal chance, but still a decent chance.
Over, under, closely getting on it, probably not.
Over, under, under 1%.
1% under one I've actually recently learned over on this mostly from you guys. I was hoping to get the sports betting
It sounds exhilarating. It sounds exhilarating. That's why I've learned the over-under technique
I used to not know how that works. Thank you boys. Thank you boys under 1% right? Is that am I saying it right under 1%?
No, no, no, you have to choose. No, you guys know it. You have to choose a half
because just in case it is 1% under
1.5% right
That's how you say it, that's how you say it under 1.5 because you have to choose a half, right?
Under 1.5
Okay under 1.5% ten dollar back
Under 1.5% of the pussy start this pussy.
Oh my god he's handsome and sexy!
And stupid!
HAAAAAAA!
What?
Wait what?
What? What?
What did you say?
Oh wait a minute.
I told you you think you are.
Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho Ho!
Little bit of goop.
Oh, that's very nice that oh that's nice that's nice that's nice I know it has to be durability
That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice.
Oh my God. You know what? I'm completely forgetting right now. I cannot. Guys, I am so sorry. I'm completely forgetting.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I have to sit in this corner for a second. I cannot believe myself.
Guys, I have not even poured out my first business drink. What are we doing?
What sorry gentlemen give me one second give me one second I apologize give me one second give me one second
Here we go
Here we go. My apologies my apologies my apologies my apologies my god. Sorry. Sorry my apologies my apologies
Cheers gentlemen cheers
there was your full of jolly there was your full of jolly all of Christmas
wins Christmas whimsy, jidleness, safety clouds
Oh!
Get out of here!
Are they through?
Oh!
Hit the deck!
Jesus Christ...
Oh!
Nice.
My clank is persistent.
We gotta get on the move. It's more good to be caught today.
I feel like it might be a good idea to leave with this Rindigade 3.
It's broken and we cannot use it. It's got the blue mag and everything.
Oh, perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet treat. Christmas fuck you.
Christmas fuck you. Oh my god, I'm shooting nerf bullets in his tank up
What
I see you do a quick reset boys quick reset repair the renegade and then skedaddle back on
Think it was looking at someone else no no no you're looking at us was the
or is Jinji like to say clanker I guess some people are just stuck in their
ways oh a dead person are cool
he's Christmas poor
Oh
Right here, right here, but eat my client. Yes, it's my goop of my goop
Oh
They Christmas it's not the husband and I love watching you
Then I love you and I love your husband
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Why is it 38k watching and spend that exact number the last time six times I've watched?
You it's funny, you it's funny.
You say it's been 38k the last six times you've watched.
I had a guy come in your last stream saying it's been 62k the last six times he's watched.
Isn't that funny? Looks like you're both keeping this Merry Christmas.
Hey, there's your nation!
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Did he hit the button, chief? How do we do it?
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray!
2k on your 24 7 channel. What do they do it? Are you serious?
What are they doing? It's time to come join the Christmas cheer with the hell are they doing?
Get over here
Dom ashes, I'm live right now
Fuck you peanut you fat fuck shut up
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well,
maybe you shut up. Well, maybe the
we're maybe the join us later.
Maybe we'll maybe the join us
maybe the people join us later.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You never know, you never know.
Solo or we leave, all right, pal.
Guys, I'm gonna do one more solo raid
and then I'm bringing the artillery.
I'm bringing in the artillery.
We're doing one more solo
and then I'm bringing in the artillery.
We, Hutch is playing with us.
Wait, what?
I
Hudge
We had just playing with us. He's right. He's right here the discord. He's right. He's right here
Hudge
That's weird.
That's suspicious.
Oh, oh, Mr. Fobby, I'm overturning into a white good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Sato and Mr. Kiro, I'm overturning into a white good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Lecture, Mr. White, I'm overturning into a white good man, good, ah, man!
Good lad, these dudes, good lad, these guys.
Well, this could be a little awkward, but close to guitar.
Oh!
Oh, hello, Mr. Hutz!
How are you on this fine day?
Merry Christmas, my friend.
Merry Christmas.
Did Santa stuff your stocking?
I don't know.
Definitely stuff.
Never mind.
Good morning, good evening.
Good evening.
I just wanted to make sure you gave Santa your milk
and he stuffed your stocking.
Is that good?
You at least gave him your cookie, did ya?
No, he didn't.
Listen, run one without me, I'll join after the next one.
Oh, okay, all right, okay, all right.
God, I'm finished business with Sandy.
Okay, you know what a hunch could be, Sandy.
That's why he's summoning over his words.
That's why he's summoning over his words
when we asked him about Sandy Cards.
No, he's much too fat.
Actually, they're like, no, he's much too fat.
I don't care if you've got Donard and Blikston and Rudolph and Vickston, no fucking slave with
that fat bitch in it is taking off the ground.
Nevermind, sorry.
I thought I was on something right there.
I thought I was on something.
That's not me, guys.
That's not me.
I thought I was on something.
That's not me.
And yeah, Cupid and all of it.
You're gonna need 100.
You're gonna need 100 Vickston.
You're gonna need 100 Rudolphs, 100 Blitz and 100 Vickston.
100 Blitz and 100 of all of them.
God damn, 767 Slay.
Hello, hello?
Oh, hello, wait, you're already back.
I was-
You what?
Hello?
Can you hear me now, hello?
I can hear you now, I can hear you.
I was in the middle of a league game.
My team all quit because I was 0 and 7.
It is what it is.
I'm ready to game.
Hey, why are you laughing?
No, I'm not laughing.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Everybody has those days.
I don't know why.
He'll get him next time.
I can't.
Dude, I'm fl-
No, hot seriously.
In all reality, I bet you're a great League of Legends
player, a great team member.
and even a great team leader with the time calls.
Really?
DUDE!
Get the fucker!
The game's gonna be lost, everything.
We'll talk to the heroes, you're dead.
Sink, sink!
You're gonna try the new meta.
You hide the code, hide the timer,
and hide your scheme when you're going in,
and choose a different map every time.
You actually get way less aggressive raids, no joke.
You know what's crazy?
I'm actually doing that.
I'm just not streaming at all.
Oh my God, the advanced techniques.
No, this isn't fair.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Oh!
Don't tell no fucking secret.
Oh, Hudson.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hudson, you have fantastic technique.
Oh, you bring great honor to your family.
Thank you.
Now, I heard you say you were going to play.
Did you have, were you going to join somebody else?
Well, Cogsie said he was going to hop on an 8, and it's 8.13.
So I'm guessing he went back to sleep,
and then Jiji was going to join up.
I can text her now.
We can run a duo and then have her join up on the next one.
I'm down with whatever.
I'm not streaming.
So if anybody jumps on, you guys want to kick me out,
feel free.
Thank you, good sir.
Probably not.
I mean, unless Cogsie wakes up from his 1 hour
and 45 minutes summer, then we're
probably going to go for the rest of the night.
Wonderful.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
Merry Christmas and peanut and bungalows. Hope y'all had a great day. You too, bitches back down. Oh
Thanks, bitches back down. Please deans, but I hope you had a good Christmas brother. Hope you had a great Christmas brother
Thank you, my friend. It's very kind of big man the free county big man on text Gigi
Oh, she says I'll be on it in an hour and those at 751's we got about 30 minutes of the outside. Okay
10, 4 rubber ducky.
We get you in here.
Here we go.
Oh, your name is Hutch.
I meant from the game too.
What else would it be?
Mammoth.
Well.
Lizzo.
All right, let's keep it.
Giant fat person.
Giant fat obese.
obese
Diabetes man
Okay, Xx xx giant fat diabetes fat men xx
mm-hmm
Fees underscore giant fat diabetes large obese man
No yours would be chicken nugget cuz you have no legs you have no
Okay, remember that
Legless armless bitch
ARE YOU HEAR THIS ARE YOU HEAR THAT
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
See I thought Quintus might make you a good person and that it's even worse
It turned the age more into something even more evil
And father somehow I'm not sure that was possible
Santa can't help with that
You know a good diet a good diet I'm back in the game you
I'm not said to bounce us on it
HAHAHAHA
I'm done that's right
BOOM
You get a little bit of goop.
Santa is real. Yes, we all know Santa is real.
You know who thinks Santa isn't real?
Hutch?
Oh.
Communist.
Say Satan?
Satan, Satan and well, same difference.
Satan, Communist.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's who doesn't know Santa is real.
And they're trying to poison our minds
and make us think it too.
Yeah, what is this?
North Korea, you don't believe in Santa?
You fucking look it.
Yeah, then it said it wasn't real. Who was the giant man in my house last night?
Well?
Well...
Riddle me that. Riddle me that.
And I only fucked him twice.
Fresh out of lollipops, son.
Now, one moment.
You get a little bit more goop.
Are you waiting on me, shit?
No, I'm actually not doing anything over here.
I'm clicking through tons of screens and getting nothing done.
I click on the trader and then I forget what I'm doing.
I've looked at my workshop and my bitches at least seven times
Just revolving door and then I forget that I look yeah, look again. Yeah, yeah
You know what the worst thing is is I looked all day for these fucking
Antiseptic I get them all peanut. I find them all then me and Dennis me and closey
We fucking died nine raids in a row. I'm out of bandages. So what do I do? I craft blue bandages
Guess what uses and blue bandages fucking antiseptics so now I gotta find
a more anti
antiseptics
Notice you worry don't you worry on don't you worry? We will get you those eight antiseptics. I swear it
All right. Thank God. I'm also drinking. I'm a little tip. I'd be a friend if you didn't I
I'd be offended if you didn't.
Cheers, Mr. Hodge.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
Cheers to everyone.
Cheers, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Oh, yeah!
God!
Yeah!
Nyaaahhh!
Zzzzzzzzzz
Watch your backs, Raiders. The Matriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep a close eye on her children.
Zzzzzzzz
DRIED!!
all right as team leader oh well let me stop you there
let me zombie day let me zombie day okay I am the team leader I'm the team
leader I'm the team leader I'm the team I bring good direction hot comes and a
section I don't know how they do it at summer fat camp but around these pods
I'm the team leader. I'm the team leader. I guide the team
I give it its wisdom and guidance and we win and we get out
Just because you were elected the seat chief on your short bus doesn't mean that you
What was an honor?
All right guys sitting your chairs, Timmy
Huts you can't tell people to do that. That's the only thing you can do
Let's go follow the team leader. Let's get in there
Let's let's have him go first and the team leader in the back for safety
To Shay to shame you know what what go ahead take it
Let's have the team leader take the front. Let's have the team leader take the front
This is where I'd like to be
this is where I like to be.
It's like sitting behind the driver's seat in the car.
It's just, it's the safest spot.
Either one you hand them the beers.
It's the safest spot.
Hahaha.
The beers in the, in the fint.
The fint.
Of course it was.
GIGA!
Oh, Mr. One guy with his back done the worst.
I don't think we're gonna die a singular time. I don't think so. I don't think I literally think we are gonna walk out of here with
200,000 space dollars worth of geese! Not just one of us geese!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
But if a Bobcat is present, I do call him the Geese.
I... Absolutely not. I don't know what planet you're living on, son.
I don't know what planet you're living on.
You get the Bobcats, I get the Torrentes. That's my new favorite gun.
Good shot, you get the view you can have the terrain Dave's
As long as it's an equal proportion to the number of bobcats
You know what it's kind of it kind of makes sense. I get the big bulky beautiful gun you get the small
very very feminine very
petite gun
You know the word petite like no one has ever said that around you in a one mile radius
of you ever in the history of mankind I have a petite frame I have a petite frame like
a small red oak you've got petite hands everything else you just blubber pow I do not ask you
do hands yes you do normal size for a normal human being normal size for a fucking gorilla
Donald you piece of shit. All right. I want to go ahead and put that out there
You had arms or legs you might be able to say something, but you can't do nothing
But sit down like a little piece of dog shit
The shot up and let the room
Okay, all right
Whatever you say mr. Hudson I go too far
Okay then, Miles.
You talk about my weight so much, you've really got to go and...
Honestly, I thought we would just joke around.
I truly consider you a friend.
Really?
God!
Oh my God!
God!
Never apologizing again.
Why is there no one down here in the bunker with us?
Everybody's scared they heard we were here
Yeah, ran to the hills tail between their legs
There's people on this extract over here by the triangle ounce
Hey, did you go oh my god, they're right here. They're right here crack you don't go up to
There's two on me, two on me, two, two, two!
There's two on me down below!
Oh, and they've got two grenades!
Hit the back!
I'm dead.
Oh!
Go again!
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Get out of the way of the door, I can kill them if they come in!
Oh
Good work come on boys make haste make haste oh
Let's ride!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
There he is! There he is!
The one guy dumbass!
That's me! You're shooting me!
This guy in the corner, he's the bad guy! This guy in the corner, kill him, he's in the corner!
Hurry!
Oh wait, where's Hunchad?
Oh there he is!
Come on in Hunch, don't be shy.
The water's fine, Hunch, the water's fine, come on in!
Come on in!
Oh thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
We got you, uh, a beast can take area.
Why did you throw your sack on the top of my head by that?
I thought I would start going up faster.
I didn't think you guys would be so quick.
You shot me down like a rocket.
Oh my God, my God.
Oh, did they have a new two guys yet?
Quick, make haste.
Yes, yes.
Make haste, make haste, make haste.
They're coming back down.
Oh, they were just free kids guys nothing here nothing to nothing too good here guys just three kids
Yeah, nothing but free kids nothing but free kids here. Yeah, just couple free kids back whatever
Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're gonna bump cat
Oh
Who just came down the zipline? Oh, no, that's her ego. That's her ego
Welcome in sir. Welcome in
How are you on this fine day? Oh watch me hit one of these watch me hit one of these a good thing
Good thing a kablam. Oh, you like that. Good. Ciao. Good. Ciao. Oh
Oh, do you want a what do you want these for you? Good thing
Yeah, you gotta put your hips into it you gotta put your hips into it. Oh
Can't let you guard down like that son can't let you guard down like that
Got you lacking got you lacking. Oh
Oh, oh, all right. All right. I see you. I see you
quick moves quick moves nothing I haven't seen before of course I'm looking
at you going I'm looking at you going I do easy get out of here before they
change your mind let's go all right
bye now
Oh, go! Go, go, go!
By the way, I'm like 50% certain that we swapped people.
We swapped the good team with the bad team.
We did. We did. We got people murdered and then we accepted the murderers as our friends.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, behind us. There's all
things should be. They're right
behind. Oh, hello, gentlemen.
Hello. Oh, we would just
like you do.
And that's what yeah, you said
these guys are great. I said
heck out.
They're going to kill us. I'm
Yeah, we're fucking dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've done immediately
I hit the other side on Jimmy with the big ol' baby the big ol'
We're back
Is he inside?
I'll leave one!
LeBron James!
What the fuck?
Oh I got him! I got him!
Guys he's dead he said I got him! I got him!
Then kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
In his life!
Zareef!
Eeeeh yeah yeah yeah.
Good work boys, good work!
No we can't, you shut up over there, oh my god!
Not good, hide, hide, baby!
HIDAAA!
Oh my god!
What the hell just happened?!
No! No! No!
Oh, well.
Well.
You win some and you lose some.
All right, partner?
Can't win them all.
Right, Pudna?
Right, right.
Yeah.
That would hurt a little bit more than I remember.
That's one of them that keeps you up for a couple of nights, one could say.
You're talking about little warning little warning for those guys
Yeah, little warning
You know what I think that calls for a profuse consumption of alcoholic beverages
Time to get violent it's time to get violent and unruly
Let me say partner
Yeah, yeah
Gonna be a late start tomorrow gentlemen. It's gonna be early tomorrow. You got my son's birthday party later better start drinking
Yeah turning nine tomorrow yeah man, it's basically man
Those other parents better not look at me we had or there's gonna be some problems
Well, that's okay, that's okay. We'll catch them all the flippity-flop. We'll catch them
all the flippity-flop. They go to see the in-laws. Yeah, that's right.
Oh, I'm in here. Oh, Mr. Bob and Mr. Dale Pickham, I want to say that I'm one good man,
good, I'm mad! And Mr. Feebub, I want to say that I'm one good man, good, I'm
I'm like good man, good man, good
Let he do is good. I let he dies.
Love from Iraq. Dude, I see the question.
You know how you make jokes on your stream too. I made a joke earlier on the stream that might give me bad.
How I'll protect you this Iraq. Is it like, is it like a nobody with a
So you make jokes about them or is it like pretty happy?
Well, you know, a whole war thing has really
put a damper on a lot of, you know.
Well, I try to stay away from the sensitive subjects.
Like, I try not to make too many Russia, Ukraine jokes
or like, guys are jokes.
Yeah, I try to stay away from those.
You're talking about, I feel like Iraq,
you know, there's room, there's wiggle room there.
That is a little wiggle room.
This is a little wiggle room.
And I'm not.
There's a little wiggle room.
Oh.
And.
Yeah, but we'll see I guess.
We'll see if I'm here tomorrow.
Just don't make the joke and then go.
God, it's.
Let's go do that.
All right.
Perfect.
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
Oh, my jambuzon, my jambuzon.
Oh yeah, I love you, but you're a fool
My dammit, God!
I mean, I never said I didn't love you
Caught a couple paws in my heart
So fucking
And with all the chemicals
My dammit!
I can't believe this
Will take me ever
And I'm the one
I keep coming back
To back in love
So I'm the one
I don't
I'll be right back.
You
I
You doing mr. Oz are you doing?
Fill in refresh didn't even like that last kid this kid this kid is me exactly this one fix my
Bannett mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was thinking the exact same thing the exact same thing
By the way, I don't know if you noticed but it's a bit nippish out
Mm-hmm. It's a bit nipply
Yeah, a bit nippily, so we'll have to hit the insides quite frequent, we'll have to
frequent the insides of buildings.
But for me, I am frequently inside.
This is very nice.
Well, all that blubber on you should actually keep you warm for quite a duration.
So you should be good specifically.
And luckily with your outer shell of your peanut body, it will be but a haven for
little tiny nuts inside. This outer cell is gonna be inside you because they're
very soon you keep talking to me like that. Yes of course. Yes of course.
You just come up with the ting ting thing today is that something you do?
Oh, I just came up with it.
I'm stealing that. I'm stealing that. I'm stealing that.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm stealing that.
How am I doing? People are just giving me that. You stole it from me.
You stole it from me.
I'm deleting this bottom. I'm deleting this bottom.
Guys, that's our thing. That's our thing now.
That's our thing.
You're already in infection.
Every day, every day,
all day, I see in my chat,
I have gugs in my eyes.
I have gugs in my skin.
Gugs in my eyes.
Bugs in my eyes, I have bugs in my skin, I have bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin.
Four crack rocks, I got bugs in my eyes.
Hell yeah!
You actually say that beautifully!
It's stuck in my head now and I can't stop singing it!
That was beautiful, that was beautiful.
Honestly, you got that 100% on even with the inflection of your voice.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Lord knows I've had to watch the clip about 4,000 times.
Oh! Oh my gosh.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
We had either people on the other side too!
Fuck Ender!
Knock one, you last one.
Knock em up!
Very good!
You should have got some puppies to carry it.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Hey, why is there a triggernator there?
Oh, there's another team! Another team! Get back! Get back!
Oh!
Back down the hatch! Answer!
There's a pod answer!
Hold the line.
He's right there!
Oh my God. Oh, I'm gonna die. I'm dead. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead immediately.
good mood. I'll tell you that.
Lucky they caught us in a good mood. You're talking about?
Caught us slipping. They caught us slipping.
No, they didn't catch us slipping. They caught us in a good mood.
On my bad days that would have gone completely differently. Lucky they caught
me in a good mood. In a good mood. It's it's Christmas.
Part of the Christmas music. A charitable jolly, well you're always
Jolly, but charitable and whimsical mood.
Mm-hmm, they're talking about exactly, exactly.
You honestly, if a streamer ever stops working for you,
you could work as one of those mall santers.
You could work in a Texas roadhouse
that'd do one of those barrels.
They don't do that anymore since COVID.
They might start with you.
They put it in little baggies, that way COVID goes away.
Something I don't...
God, that is...
Wow.
That's right.
Everybody knows COVID can't infect peanuts from baggies.
Everybody knows that.
That's top five rules of COVID.
I
Another good one I another good one I another good one I can't do the Twitter Pirates a yard
Oh, have you know that my great great great great great great grandpa's uncle's cousin's fist died of COVID
You can't be making them jokes like that.
Let me get Gigi here. Let me get Gigi here.
Gigi, welcome in!
Oh, hello!
Welcome!
Hi guys, how are you?
Oh, just, fuck, winning.
Dying, making millions.
Winning literally every time.
Hutch was just telling me,
Peta, we need to start losing.
I'm getting bored of winning.
Please God, let's lose one.
Why do I feel like this is a lie?
What? What?
What is he talking about?
Those are terrible at lying when you've been drinking.
What?
You're not drinking?
What are we talking about?
You're drinking. That's a sin.
That's a sin.
That's literally a sin.
Take.
I can tell.
The Lord was born on this day.
How dare you! How dare you!
Firstly, how dare you!
Secondly, how dare you! How dare you!
You believe this, lady hunch?
Well...
Well, that's it.
It's okay to drink while you wake up.
Oh
Yeah, everybody
Merry Christmas, baby. Merry Christmas. Do you have a good one? I did I did
Can you guys I?
Well, yeah, I had a good one. I had a good one. It's just an avenue to Antonia
Listen, I love
Christmas and spending with loved ones but those fuckers open Christmas presents so damn slow
I fell asleep in the middle of it. I mean, maybe one guy to take like 20 minutes
And then the next guy would take another 20 minutes. It was great. It was great, but I mean she's the wreath
Open the present open the box
open the box
That's hilarious one moment to do one without me
I don't know if you're in one, but I have some blueprints on me that I want to get out with
Okay, I'm just prepared my kit right now. So how far we have to make that we're just trying to figure out this whole stash thing
Yeah, we got too much stuff. It's winning. Mm-hmm. It's coming over flowing. It's my cup overflowing
Yep. Yeah
It's like hot jeans. We just have too much
What? What?
That's crazy.
Well, we'll see if you get out by the time we get ready.
Okay.
The time we get ready, I will go get another drink. I will be right back.
Okay.
You just confirmed that you guys are drinking?
Even water. Even water.
Oh, okay.
You gotta be hydrated on Christmas.
I'm gonna talk you a little bit myself. I saw they added that new item our item the buggy late item
Love to try it on for the first time. Oh, yeah, and they put in the Christmas event, too
Well, I heard that was pretty aides, but yeah, that is cool. That is cool. It's just
Well, I just heard a bunch of people bitch about it on Twitter, but it's Twitter. Everybody bitches
I'm telling you dude. I'm oh my goodness. Oh my goodness the most self-righteous
just bold people are on Twitter they they've got they if you can find one
person with something nice is on Twitter you should buy a lottery ticket
right then right there it is the worst it now this is why I like catching up on
the latest news like that guy hitting that guy with his Tesla truck sure I
like to be informed but you know but every other thing is just this and
mad at it and wish she was she.
You're talking about?
I'm back.
What are you talking about?
Who were you talking about that guy hitting that other guy with his Tesla truck?
You said a guy out of the way.
They make legs for a reason.
And they jumping on the hood of cars.
Hmm
It's a Christmas miracle
Yeah, okay
Good
Uh, uh, let's...
RIDE!
Thank you, Mr. Diller, see you to my boy.
You did not have to be that brother. You did not have to be that brother.
That's very kind of you. I hope you had a great Christmas.
I hope you had a great Christmas with your family, my boy.
Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. That's very kind of you, big man.
That's very kind of you.
That's very kind of you. It means the word to means.
What the stream, the Bungalow is like that big man, truly, brother.
Hope you had a swell one.
Oh, oh, Mr. Mootra, I'm wondering if it is a boy.
Good man, good, ah, man!
Good man. Good man. Good man.
By the way, wait, are we, I'm
ready to go. Are you, are we
ready? Go ahead. Okay, let's do
a quick one. Let's do a quick
one. Thank you. Thank you,
Anyone see you didn't have socket able. Yeah, I just need to suck it out. I just need to suck it out
I'm gonna wait till Genji's on a team. I'm gonna wait till you tell the team that I'm gonna whip out the Toro
Don't wanna waste. I've only got one of them for I think
Let's run
I'm sorry.
His real name might be like Eduardo or something. I forget. I don't know. I
But do you know is that music? It's rap music. It's rap music
No out of my realm of expertise the only rapper I listen to is big X of the plug because he sings about being fat
And I feel relatable
Yeah, I listen to big X the plug because he sings about Texas
That's I like Texas
yeah just mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm uh yeah yeets cool can't understand anything he's
saying but the songs whoo those are the best kind mm-hmm mm-hmm let's get the
hang around there's oh and they're all gone right are they already looted
yep all that's gone only three and a half minutes deep how they already looted
they've got it so be here oh we're gonna die immediately oh my god
Oh
Stupid
Well, what do we have here? Oh, they kill themselves
Good night
Mr. Hodge nice clients sometimes just gotta throw grenades I got an inventory full of them this raid
Oh, I've been a native for
Sublime
What I
Wanted him I want to know you have that you have that
Hey, you saw that chat now that's how it's done. That's how you bitch somebody out right there
Right there.
Yeah.
He's fucking poor.
Did you already see it?
I didn't see nothing.
Why?
It takes time to see all the items.
I didn't see nothing.
He has a fucking kettle, and that's it.
Oh.
Oh, we're sorry.
Oh, I'm-
Oh, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!
I'm gonna be loaded yet.
I can't.
Are they close or are they close?
They're very close.
They're coming.
Careful.
Wait a minute, he was careful.
Where the energy?
Nothing, where they at?
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Go again.
Oh, that clicker's looking at us.
Oh, God, he's a clicker.
What?
I think we might be to my left oh I can need one really go ahead go ahead I hit
them there are did you know I don't know
we're the people all these who to get down to see nothing oh no I lost them oh
These guys are a looser.
I just heard a zip, I thought.
Oh!
No, I don't think there's anyone on the zip.
Your team's right behind this wall right down there, but he disappeared.
That's peculiar.
That's really my multiple grenades scared him off.
Let me take a bite of the griddle of the bar.
Give me a second.
You've been famished
Did we switch spots with them
Down down here off the bottom is that
Evidy grenades. I got plenty. I got plenty. Yeah, chuck them
I'm sure here. Yes. Sure. Are you down there?
I
Only got to I saw that body that you looted we had been to the ride
Mr. Diller
My man my man
Well, let me get these two hooligans just came in by the rotating on the house
Well, let's get them oh
That's how close I think
I'm beeping a beeping. Yeah, one here. She's but I hope you had the best Christmas my boy best Christmas
Thank you my boy. It's very kind. Yeah
Now watch this ride
They're right there, I see them!
They're one.
They're brought James!
No one!
George!
He might sit him up, he might sit him up!
He might sit, he might move!
Where does boyfriend go? Where does boyfriend go?
Where does boyfriend go?
I don't know.
Who's right under the last time I heard him?
Yeah, me too.
He went right and he disappeared.
Mmm.
Oh, so much delicious loot over here. Thank God no one's here to stop me. Oh, yummy. Oh, how delicious is this?
Very nice.
Oh, how delicious. Oh, thank God no one's here to stop me from taking all this delicious loot. Oh, thank the heavens. Oh, thank the gods.
Oh, this is quite a sweet treat. Thank God there's no one here to stop me.
I thought for a shirt that would work.
Who doesn't give a damn about his friend at all?
Hmm. Hmm.
Fascinating.
I don't know where the hell it is.
What?
What are you doing?
Hello?
Oh, these are the guys who saved us on Bluegate.
Hey, guys.
I just want the last 10 minutes crashing out, because my mic was in the last game.
Hello again, hello sir.
This is me and my compadre, Mr. Hunch.
His model is a 4 to 1 ratio of his regular person in real life, but we manage, we manage.
Well, alright you're with us, you're part of our hearty crew.
Let's ride!
We have grown in size and mass.
Our numbers, our numbers meet the opponent's tremble.
We must take the tower- oh!
This is exactly like that one episode of E-M-R-I-V-E, exactly, exactly!
In front of us, one just died.
I think it was season 3 episode 2 episode 2.
You've read the manuscript, have you?
Yes sir, yes sir.
That's a real bungalow right there. That's a real bungalow right there, gentlemen.
For me and my rat family, kind of sure.
You might have to drop one of these. I got enough.
God take this who's he do's yoppey
Wait in my side
They're on top, they're on top!
On the dingle, on the dingle!
You're on the wall
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
Are we winning, are we winning?
Oh my God
One second, just let me work.
Got him, dead.
Is this a good guy?
Oh, this is a good guy.
I'm both of them dead, and there's one.
Oh, that guy's a bobcat.
Move that guy.
Goof, goof, goof!
We're winning, we're winning!
Does he really have a bobcat? Are you serious?
Yes, I think so.
No way.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
No way!
It's a bug head a little for with a gold star
No
Right there, right there, we gotta go, we gotta go!
We double, we double!
Is your people?
Follow!
Go, go, go!
Whatever you do, don't die.
My new name is Joe Die.
We're in this building.
Don't act bro, miss.
Don't act bro, don't act bro.
yet it's like this room hundred percent
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
got one, one health
why is my guys so fucking fat
we got fed
Go go go. We got him
Good word
Excellent word team excellent work. Can't forget about the 50% team need a text. I can't be can't forget about the 50% team leader attacks
Can't forget about that boys one of the most integral parts of the team
Oh
Exactly exactly that's what makes the foundation for a great team
mm-hmm I
Think it's time to leave
shit
Wait, hey, what do you mean your fridge? I have ridges like an extra gun and it's a kettle to what?
What are you gonna lick my ass? I'm rich is it you motherfucker?
I'm rich is it I'm gonna buy a house on a lake maybe a couple jet skis and a boat some fishing rods
I'm retiring. I'm retiring after this rate. That's how rich I am
We are talking Bobcat level four pink tip gold stock to the native force not one to the native force
RIDICATE 3, TWO PEDAL FORES, TWO ANVIL FORES, 25 ERBAL BANNEDGES
Hold on, hold on
You had a kettle on your back when we loaded in here
And the guy I looted had a level 2 fucking broken kettle with some shitty compensator on it
And it's looking like it's slimy! Is this your fucking kettle?!
No, that doesn't sound like me. That doesn't sound like me at all. No. Maybe that guy.
Maybe that guy swappin'. Get in the extract peanut. Godspeed, gentlemen! Godspeed at
ALL OF YOUR VENTURES YOU WILL LIVE OUT OF THE HUNTER BUNHANA FOREVER!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
I'm recycling this cattle. I'm recycling it.
Condurgulations.
Oh my god, you got so much!
Condurgulations, sir. Condurgulations.
Yeah, it's a bit of goopin.
Can a goop a goop a what?
Goop is just goopin.
Can he get dead goop?
I also robbed Hutch and replaced
stuff on that dead body that he killed with bad stuff.
We kill a guy.
I see that he had a bobcat.
I'm thinking it's a level one.
It's a level two.
Nope.
It's the cream of the fucking crop.
It's the peace they resist on.
There we go.
Oh wait, there was also four processors I was needing to give you.
Well, maybe next time.
Where?
3, 2, 1, go!
maybe next time maybe next time I'm bringing in the end of the wall
I'm gonna save it I'm gonna save it for when I'm playing with better players
I'm just gonna do the anvil is actually I'm I'm tell you I've been putting in
work with the anvil I've been putting in work with the anvil you see you'll see
this next way. You see this? I'm cutting it's returned to meta. It's returned back to pre beta meta.
Okay, okay. Mm hmm.
Swear it.
Oh
If you're eating a granola bar is cannibal behavior even granola bars are not made of peanuts
They're made of granola
It's in the name granola bar
We just play a video game for free
That's why I don't know about him
Imagine doing that. I don't know but I don't know well by the way. I just want to confirm
I wasn't really on the internet too much. I
Took last night off was it true
That I knew they went down, but was it to the awkwardest was down the whole night
It was so bad
So bad
After waiting for three hours, and then I only played for an hour and then I went back down
I was so cooked. Good night to take off. It was a miracle. Yeah. It was a miracle. Yeah. Good night to take off
Was because of you I do not that
I did nothing. I did nothing.
That's exactly what I did. I
did off the servers that way.
The other streamers stream and
walkways couldn't stream it
while I'm not streaming it.
Yeah, I knew it. Mm hmm. Mm
hmm. And then I swapped
punches ozipic out for grease
syringes. Seven and a half
months ago.
Somehow they made him skinny.
I'm not certain what his diet
was before that but
injected directly into the broad stream is healthy and full of them.
Whatever he was doing.
This comes from the guy who eats 93 Big Macs a night.
Yeah, but peanut isn't fat.
Tell him, Jimmy.
Tell him.
Oh, it's going to be a 2v1 tonight.
Tell him.
Jiji saw me in peanut in LA.
Did you tell him? Did you tell him? Did you tell him?
You saw me to an LA
Yep, you're about four foot eleven
Oh, I'm not he's a freaking giant
Okay
You're a freak pal that oh, he's a little she's a little shrink to me
You little guy you little guy. I don't know what your parents were feeding you when you were growing up, but that's that should be illegal
Something we got from the aliens, you know in the only in the Giants, you know, did he believes in Giants? Okay?
That is not true. It's true. Dude. I was talking about that there were people
Back in the day that they have found that there's a little bit taller than I
No, no, she was talking about Giants grabbing the cinder blocks of the pyramid and putting them together like a Lego set
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how it feels to be near me
Yes, he was
He rolled the stone
Yes, he was
Yeah, rolling the stone
Picking up the blocks of the pyramid, putting it together
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
We know what you're talking about
And space-times
The only thing I'm talking about right now is your mom
God damn it, Genji.
Amen! Amen!
Did you know his mother was a walnut?
That's not true. That is not true.
That is not true. That is not true.
That is not true.
My bloodline is peanut.
Peanut all the way through.
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Definitely walnut.
100% yep
Yeah, low cashew is gotta be racist that has got to be
Not to be the most racist conversation. I've had all year all year all year and we almost made it
We almost made it January congratulations. You racist congratulations. Do you do you?
I'm gonna switch back my life
That's I'm running mix not I am not a mix not
I keep forgetting I need to find something to put in the middle of my screen.
Oh for the timer?
Oh wait, maybe I could just use this like opera GX thing?
Like I could make it smaller right?
And just put it over the timer?
Baby!
Like an overlay.
Maybe!
Who knows huh?
Hmm, who knows?
All right, let's try it.
Do that.
Uh, uh.
You know what's actually legumes, a.k.a. a bean.
And that motherfucker.
Bam, that motherfucker, boy, go!
Get that out of here!
Hmm
No way did you just made your mom joke in my chat did you get you're not even ready to up
Did she's not even ready for the game and she's making your mom jokes to my bugulators in my chat
No fucking way
I thought I was ready to have them so sorry they don't worry so worries don't
worries oh
You're dead.
Oh, Mr. Finn and Mr. Robin, Mr. Game and Mr. Steel, but what's good man, good ah, man!
And Mr. Warrick, but what's good man, good ah, man!
Good man, he do's get a lancy ride.
You were in the baseball NFL or whatever, right?
Oh shit, I muted.
Hotch, you were in the baseball,
professional stuff, right, or whatever?
Yeah, what's it called again?
Professional baseball?
Like, just, you know, like the league dumb ass.
The MLB.
Oh, the MLB.
I never made it to the MLB.
I was in the MILB.
Oh, okay, okay.
can get the water fast enough out to the players.
How many water boys does an MLB team have?
Was there enough slots for you to get in?
Or was it like really selective?
Say I'm out of seeds on the short bus, I reckon.
Same one you read on the school.
It has an elevator, it's just convenient.
I did it because it's convenient.
Dude, what? You just got here!
By the way, the matrix is here. I forgot to mention. Also, we're 8 minutes late.
Can I wait for Ty and look at an anime picture right after this is going to be said?
Yes, of course. It's an anime picture with a name full of symbols that I can't read.
And the Steam account, the name will be looking like a password from 2007.
This will be level one for bands on record.
Yeah, private it, private it.
You'll have his social credit score listed in the description.
And God forbid you call him a cheater just because his account's private, then Chatsman
will tell you.
That's what I'm saying.
And you're a communist because you don't like privacy.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh.
Follow me, too.
Oh.
We going up yeah, yeah, we're going up. Mm-hmm. All right, let's go over this whole idea
Okay, we don't we are this here. This is the number one traffic building when the matriarch is here
Okay, if we go up there is about a 90% chance that we die
No
to the top of Goop Tower
Oh towards Batsumi towards Batsumi
I'm getting shot deep from the east
or deep from the east deep from the east
Dude, how do we win your fat fucking body?
I'm tried with the fucking marathon my way!
Now let's ride!
Follow me, dude.
Follow me, gang.
Okay, so where were they shooting at?
They were shooting me from this building right...
Let's take it right like this and where
That's so far away
What is this? Oh, yeah, there's don't shoot at me
I don't know
Wait the kill stuff like right there
Oh, mystery!
Oh, shrouded in deception!
The fog of deception covers this mystery.
Lift the veil, we shall!
Oh, the veil of minifotions!
The veil of minifotions!
Oh, okay. Yeah, they are right there. Yeah. And that
Is the right below us?
With the right below us where my marker is well, that's good. I'm
He's warming up. He's warming up. Yeah, he's boys.
We're gonna warm up before we get into the fight.
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
Where are they shooting us from?
What's coming up? What's coming up? It was on my marker.
Hey, that's dead. I'm gonna die.
Oh
Shit, dude, how did they know I was gonna peek over on this side?
Oh, I'm dead. There's a person you know, hot one of the hell is hot chat
There's a guy right under you dumbass
Sir before you kill me you should know that I donate a lot to charity and like the church and shit
Don't you kill me you hate God
They're smoking me
What the hell was that?
Sir are you cheating? Are you cheating?
Those were great shots sir, great shots.
Wow that was impressive. Wow that was impressive.
Sir that wow those were impressive shots.
Cheating on Christmas? Let me tell you, you must be some type of winner or something.
How'd you get a little of this winner, Cheating on Christmas?
Wow.
You know, jeez, jeez, Louise.
What a winner. What a winner. Pretty impressive.
I wish I could cheat in video games on literal Christmas and be a winner like you.
I
Just know what you're stuck in this guy. No way you're stuck in this guy. I'm gonna shoot him
Perfect perfect perfect
Cheating on a Christmas as you do as you do as you do
You do there's a player running up solo
I can't do right now it's a little button doesn't work until we die
Why did you die?
Why you little bitch? I kind of don't know that we have a question we can be pondering right now
We both have a little question we can be thinking about right now
What's the answer? What's the answer?
That's what you and I should be thinking.
Fuck you, pal! He was cheating!
He was a hacker, man!
Who's in the mainframe?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh...
Aw...
Oh...
There's Jinder Alter Hitbox Chat.
I believe you're talking about body type A and body type B. I believe you're talking about body type A
and body type B. That's what I think you're talking about. Is that what you're talking about? Are you
We come out of body type A, and body type B,
is that what you're talking about?
That, because I think that's what you're talking about.
Hmm, is that what you're talking about?
I would say no, I don't think it has anything
to do with hitboxes, sure, sure.
Biggest on Christmas, got a bigot in the chat
on Christmas it looks like.
What are the chances, what are the chances?
You're getting cold. You're getting cold this Christmas, son.
You're getting cold.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen. Excellent, Ray.
All right, let's take a look at this thing.
What is that?
Wait, these are the guys from yesterday that killed me and-
OH SHIT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE PROVOL!
Don't worry, you guys, what was the name of the guy?
Can you let me go ahead and read him off?
Yes, go ahead and read him off, sir. Go ahead and read him off.
Alright! Fireblade!
Level 1 steam.
One friend.
No, zero friends.
Nothing in his inventory has never played in the other game.
The other one is, uh, Demos Pet.
Private.
Yeah, I don't have the other guy on my list. He's his private as well.
Ah, well, I guess you have it. There's just a couple guys respecting their own privacy.
I mean, can you blame a fellow? I mean, come on guys. I mean, what if we knew that they
were level one and their name was X Pussy Slayer 1000X? I mean, how can he be pretty
Pardon me for information. I can change everything that would show. Yeah, I don't want to dox yourself
Yeah, I'm talking about if somebody is so imagine if people in the public have that sort of information
No, what did they win private? You really do are you really suggesting that they're private because they're cheating?
No, I
Hotch got me all just be adults for a second. Can we all just be adults? Can we all just be adults?
Those are legit players those are legit players listen and the reason he's only played
Arc Raiders in his level one and has zero friends is maybe he's he's dedicating himself
maybe he used to like so or knit or he was really into watching NASCAR or something
now he's changed over in the first game he's decided to dedicate himself to his Arc Raiders
and friends they just get in the way they get in the way and they they stop you
from pursuing what you're dedicated to you don't need them you don't need them and
here's the crazy don't need them here's your crazy go ahead never played any
other games yeah first game I know what yeah just better than everyone else you
lie far you just admit that he's a better player hot and minute you're
making you're going around random accusations that have literally no
basis are you here this guy are you are I think he deserves a public
Apology on the street on the street. Yeah, right now. Yeah, right. No, not later. We will not wait now
Now I'm so sorry
That you don't have a dad
Oh
Mr. Taylor
That's what I want to do on Christmas. I want to get cheats and I want to fry everybody who is cheating on Christmas
Seriously, yeah, dude, honestly like I don't like I don't want to take this too far
I don't want to take this too far. I don't want to assume
How do I say I don't want to assume
Too much based on just knowing what we know, but cheating on Christmas. I think I
I don't want to say it's but I
and I don't want to jump any conclusions, but
Sounds like that guy hates Jesus so I don't die what I didn't want to I didn't want to say it
I died but I think someone had to I think someone had to I think more mm-hmm
I think someone had to I think someone had to I think someone had to somebody had to say it
And I will take I will take the lead on that I will take the charge honestly you're courageous for saying it
I'm your courageous don't forget brave and stunning
Another great man.
Listen here son.
Back in my day.
And cheaters be cheaters.
That didn't stop us.
Back in my day you'd have a game and the people that got it for Christmas they
They wouldn't come on in and cheat on you, they'd just go 0-7 and call you a couple slurs
and call it a game.
Yeah!
You see, I tell you buddy, think my steam being privately comfortable game bad with no friends.
I mean, it's like watching some guy walk into a bank with a shiesty on in a glock
out and thinking he's gonna rob you.
How dare you!
How dare you dump his own conclusions?
How dare you?
I was in a security guard with a really bad lash that day.
That's right.
That's all he was.
Yeah, actually, have you seen that break?
Have you seen that break?
Give me one break.
There's a break with this guy.
He made a makeup artist, make him like,
realistically look absolutely ugly as shit,
like a witch in a movie where they've got like,
just ugly as shit, like ugly as you could be.
and then he walked into like a fancy store,
like Prado or something and there was a security guard
in front and he goes, you need to take that off.
You can't be in here because obviously,
and he goes, please, they start really ugly.
He goes, no, we're not doing that thing.
You gotta take that off.
And he starts taking it off in the security guard,
no joke, just do it his job.
He goes, okay, never mind, you're good, you can keep that off.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I thought that was good.
I liked that video, I liked that video.
I'm surprised you can see that.
We were ready up for Yapple, but-
Oh, we were just yapping a little bit.
Oh, well, I'm coming, I'm coming, dad.
I can't tell who yaps more.
You're hot.
Yeah, well, I'm quite hot.
I hate that guy.
I don't hate a goopin' for goopin'.
Sis!
Can't hate a goopin' for goopin'!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What's up, what's up, Mr. Sabrone?
Oh, and Mr. Craig, what good man, good man!
Let's ride!
Oh
Let's ride
I
Only have an anvil three this time by the way boys
So I look good for me even up
Not looking good for you. So I look good for me
I'm actually fairly certain
I think I got distracted in the lobby and I sacrificed one of my other guns to open it and then I ended up just preparing this gun
Now it's 113 out of the 10.
Oh no.
Well, that's where the cookie crumb is sometimes.
Call him too.
Well, we can give him a sip of the tea, though.
By the way, I've been getting my throat coated all day today.
All day.
all day. I actually upgraded to two bags. Two bags.
Yeah.
I bought this new thing that the buggy is recommended called throat coat off
Amazon. I do two sacks instead of one like I usually do. And I feel great.
I feel great.
Does he know it's just come up? Well, actually that would help you.
It has protein in it, which is very healthy for your vocal chords.
Wait, what? Yeah. Your dad should tell you, you would know. Oh,
I'm gonna get up in the windows and stop them killing her pushing they're pushing
Well hold up I gotta get out the window stop killing that yeah, I'm looking
Keep calm keep calm
I'm pushing left. They're breaking in the break it in
But I can aerial view just talking in game. Oh my gosh
Yeah, but I'm coming good. Oh my god. I will say I'm over there
I'll have any smokes no, I've got a bird's eye view
Oh
There's a guy literally right next to me. Oh, we wear
I'm gonna get you in a second the dingal are they
What's you I see him
I just stayed there honestly, I'm in a bad position.
Oh shit.
I thought, I did not think you were just going to fool you like a little fucking pork.
I know.
Okay.
I for one am distraught, but also happy that it wasn't us.
Yeah.
It was always take the positives with the negatives.
Why was I the only one getting shot at man?
Oh.
I don't have any time to tell you this!
I want to hear about your stuff you fuck, why?
Or inside, coming to you, we got to get Genji shit.
You don't?
You didn't have anything?
I mean I had a maxed out kettle that's it.
Let me go up?
I'm going up.
This guy had a rattle there full of them.
Oh my god!
Oh
I should definitely get out with what you know as
He's all
You know what what do you see what you see give me give me details give me the rundown. I've seen anything right now
Inside for sure
I'm in between the enemy territory all the entry grenades. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
One down one down
You want to one come get it. I'm coming
Thank you so much
Like you would like here
Coming down you survived you survived
One up.
One close.
Are these pushing?
He pushed me.
How many left up there?
How many left?
Two.
Two, two, two, two.
One's resin going for us.
One for us.
Just rest.
One's farther down the lane.
Oh, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I am ridiculously fucked.
Oh, my God.
F**k!
I would see that but very close
Yeah, good idea
You won't punch me you don't have the code is
You won't do it. You won't do it
You won't do it you won't do it
No way you'll push me you don't have the bars
That was hot. See that's okay. We don't really care about him. Yeah, that's okay. We hated him anyways
What's going on guys?
Exactly, exactly.
What the hell is going on right now?
You guys are kind of cool.
No.
What are you up to?
Oh, none of your business, weather boy.
Wait, who's that?
Who's that?
You're the third one.
You're the fourth one.
Oh.
Come on out!
Come on up!
Nice and safe, Bastard.
Well, if you live from them,
take your life,
drink your blood, and suck your time.
Be an outice!
Ah! We cannot live from them!
You seem better...
Oh, you haven't!
Stay back!
No!
Come here!
Well, well, well, what do we got here?
Hey, where'd he go?
Drop your weapons or I'll blow your friends brains out!
Drop your weapons!
Please drop the weapons, drop your weapons, please!
This is your last chance!
I'm gonna see those weapons right here in five seconds!
Oh no outside in front of the ladder big man
This is your last shot
Agreed agreed
Oh yes of course yes come on out yes
uh oh it's nice and safe nice and safe
yes come here yes oh come on in the
water's fine come on in the water's
fine
There you motherfuckers die!
I'm Batman!
Yes!
Fuck my ass!
Baggerously!
Yes!
I'm gonna-
my penis tonight baby come and suck my penis suck it all night baby come and suck my penis suck it all night baby come and suck my penis just suck it tonight
That was Jinzy that was Jinzy. Oh, what the hell is that? Oh
We're done
What
They killed that one, he might be a racist, maybe, I don't know!
Thank God you guys came just in time, thank God!
Oh my, these three men, they were trying to harass me or something, and one of them was yelling slurs!
That's fucking Tina, dude!
That's right, and he needs your help!
Uh, Harry!
I can't forget about the 50% teammate attacks, though.
Where's she going?
Oh, she's dead. She's the season hell
The jiggie is cool jiggie's very cool. She's a pretty cool guy
Well, thank you so much for the assist today gentlemen, do we say
I'm not that way I just got a little bit more nude off the roof
There's a hooligan I put the dirt up here. He's got some group on him. I can do something
crazy right now that I want to do. He was right here last time. Oh, there's a box.
He was down right here. Literally right. Oh, there he is. Oh, hold up. You forget
forget about the 50% teammate detector.
Can't forget about the 50% teammate detector, boys.
Can't forget about that.
That's one of the most integral parts of the team,
and the team will fall apart without it,
if you don't follow the rules to a T.
You come out.
Of course.
Now, one moment.
Oh, yeah, we were skedaddled.
Just a sword.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Let us proceed.
Okay, okay, let's leave.
It wasn't me that has to open the air over there, okay?
Let me tell you boys, thank God you guys came when you did.
Those guys were possible racists.
I haven't figured it out just yet, but yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm not
certain.
they were about to start slinging slurs like crazy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah it is.
I'll all admit, you don't get as much free fint from the government or
your own little tent you can perch up on the side of the 7-Eleven,
but other than that it's pretty darn cool.
Follow me, gang.
Excuse me, Mr. Fence, excuse me.
This is not even Slurred Saturday.
Oh, the pleasure is all mine.
The pleasure is all mine.
Good luck out there, PNS.
Good meeting you, Pbong.
Godspeed, gentlemen!
Godspeed!
Give me one quick second, give me one quick second.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. I'm back. I'm back. He's had a handle so quick. He's had
a handle so quick.
Mm-hmm.
Punch and Jinji, you would be happy to know that the team leader has successfully survived
the raid.
So you could technically say you survived because of me
And frogs are falling from the sky and the mood is crashed into the earth
Yes, something like that. You I guess we can all just say I say we each take a turn saying something absolutely crazy and not true
Hot just kidding video games
What?
Now it's your turn Gigi
In its mom's pussy is the best.
That would mean, well now you've got me in a pickle because if I defend it, I'm saying
my mom.
You got me.
Listen team, I am going to have to cut out early.
my wife is saying things about it being Christmas, and...
Bunch of...
Oh my god.
Bunch of...
Oh my god.
Bunch of...
Oh my god.
I bet she's wanting to spend time with you.
Is she not?
I know, she's like, you streamed for ten and a half hours, now you're playing with
peanut offline.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
It's a joke.
And honestly, I might...
Oh my god.
I might have to lose it.
I might pick a fight.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
I
Will see you on Saturday tip and fit Saturday. Mm-hmm. What's your day Thursday today's Thursday?
Divorce your wife on Friday that way we can play all night on Saturday
I have a good one have a good one
GGs GGs
We put my coupe away
W Hunch. You're not W Hunch. You see he's leaving us out to die.
Let me see here. Hold on.
There we go.
W Cloaksy. Of course he hasn't responded yet. I think he's still sleeping.
sleep and by the way, Ms. Genji
Clogsy has not responded. He said he would wake up an hour and 45
Minutes ago, so it is not
Looking good not looking good
Me neither me neither very wishy washy normal
Flaky one could say
Yep
Well, that's okay. That's okay. Well, we don't need him. We don't need him. Yeah, exactly
You would wholly hold us back. That's what would happen true true actually
He was holding his team back all day
Exactly. I heard that apparently he's been dying all day. Yeah
That's what happens when you don't have the team leaders wisdom and guidance to help the team go from the start of the
raid to the end of the raid. A lot of people say that they don't need a team leader such as me,
but look what happens when you don't got one. You see that, Genji?
Thank you. By the way, half the stuff I got for Christmas, I just reminded me because I look
at the logo at the top left, is like off brand illegal copyright infringed embark
arc raiders items. It's pretty cool. Really? It's actually pretty cool. I got like a neon
I got an inbock operator's sign.
I got an inbock raters controller holder for my Xbox controllers.
Brought a cool stuff.
That's cool.
I also got three giant posters.
We'll do pictures, they got the wooden frame and stuff, like the Bungulator Wars, where
it's like me in the middle and it says Bungulator Wars.
That's so cool.
Well, it is very cool, but the third one, they spelled Bungulator wrong.
That's something I am willing to look over.
He's telling these money bonga later.
That's funny.
Close. He's ready to play. We come on.
Oh, she's like, oh, she's ready. We come on.
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm honestly thinking about
well, actually, you know what's funny?
They actually got him from you guys.
It was actually from my girlfriend's mom and she went into the discord
and got it from the fan art channel.
That's where she got it from.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, so what do you fuckers ruin my Christmas present?
You know.
What have you fuckers misspelled Bungulator and ruin my Christmas present?
Find that fucker.
Find him.
And you came you don't learn tonight you don't learn a day, but
Repair this oh recycle that
By the way, how do you know wait my buzzer to tell me close. He's ready is that are they are they goofing on me?
Or is he like streaming right now?
There's no way. Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like you would have texted me if you're screaming
Oh, he's not he's not streaming if it grew for not me to try to goof on me didn't think I'm some kind of fool
Oh, Mr. Salmon, Mr. Pooleeks, Mr. Poison, Mr. Fyre, Mr. Fish and Mr. Alec, my one for
my one good man, good ah man!
Good lad, he do's good, ah lad, he dies!
Oh, Mr. Stoneman, my one, two, one, two, one, two, one, good man, good ah man!
Good lad, he do's good, ah lad, he dies!
Appreciate you, boys.
Big for the sweet gentlemen.
Appreciate that.
Here we go.
All right, I'm almost ready one short spell
I can't believe you do by God you see do you see the group I got I
Got a volcano for two blue attachments to green attachments massive. Yeah, I saw that
Honestly if it wasn't for the Toro in the game, I would love it
But the Toro for me ruins the volcano the power is just not there
You're talking about the power the straight dammit power
Mm-hmm exactly exactly now you're talking my language you're picking up what I'm putting down
Let me update my end of the level four here we go
Okay
Then you have a Merry Christmas map!
That's great to be here.
That's great to be here, Rhonda.
But I must ask, I know it's Christmas, but please put your vagina away.
I'm getting PTSD flashbacks from map.
That is the most disgusting torn up Arby's ham sandwich I have ever seen in my life!
Thank you Rhonda.
She is a kind lady.
She just makes some mistakes like the rest of us.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Oh wait, I got a kick hot.
Damn it.
Yeah.
How do I do that?
I have no idea. Here we go guys. Oh now we ride
Okay
You know do you know Tiff you I
Know who Tiff is yeah, but you know like have you ever played with him? No, I've never played with them
Is your mind out because all the buggies been telling me to play with him and keep you texting me
I'm pretty sure he was playing with hands when I was watching them earlier.
Oh, oh, he has a duo?
Okay, okay, we'll do it another time.
Let's run!
I
Look it
Hey the granola bars they get tastier and tastier every day. I don't know what they're putting at them, but they're getting tastier.
Putting in what? In the granola bars. They're getting tastier by the day.
Yeah, it's probably peanut butter. No, I don't think it's peanut butter. That's my poo.
I think it's granola and just chocolate chip. But I think if you let the chocolate chip marinate, it becomes a little stuff.
They do put peanut butter and they do not they do not that is a lie
That is a lie that is a lie that is not even true. They do not
You did the quickest came out of nowhere
to the tower. Mom came out of nowhere last night. All right, all right, pal. You think
you're a funny guy, don't you think you're the funny guy? You're the funny guy? And she
at those skills translate to the court. Let's go hard on the pain here. I'm trying to get
a little bit of space dollar. A little bit of space dollar here. Yeah, I'll try to
walk in. I can't promise anything, though. Don't worry, Genji, you're watching a master
You're going to carry me right you are watching a master at know just like any other day Genji any other day
Another day another guy who looks he carries both of us. Look see
Clokes is the team bitch. That's a close. He's role is
Turn them over like a hamburger on the grill and fuck up. That's what I'll do
Medium rare
What?
Wait, are we over a little late?
Yeah, we're a little bit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Where's Steve Frosty?
Ooh, Tango's busting in the tower?
No, can't you get ass on the stack?
Yeah, and they might be busting your mom up there.
Okay, all right, oh my goodness.
There's two mom jokes in 30 seconds.
That's it, you're going on a mom joke in Bongo for five,
No, six minutes.
I'm joking, Boggo.
Ooh, they're right here.
They're right here, they're literally right here.
Oh, they've got your names.
There is a trap right there.
Wait, did you really not see us?
Oh my gosh, Peanut.
Where'd he go?
I think they're down below.
Wait, they're botched, they're botched!
Go, go, go!
Are they down below?
three under oh they're right here this door oh my goodness one headshot one
headshot oh nice shot those excellent teamwork those excellent teamwork
I'm cooking I'm cooking
George!
Where'd he go?
I don't know
He's trying to skedaddle
He's so silly!
What?
He's back inside?
What?
Wait, what?
Go back go back how is that possible?
I should we move back around the other way now we've got the finality for good tack from the same thing
I think...
Squidward, good!
Chat to the homies to take the help from me.
I can't even hear you, it's so loud.
Wait, I'm...
Wait, what?
What is wrong with my game?
We should go down, we should go down while they're distracted.
Okay.
Hey, what the, who the hell is that guy?
Well, that's...
What the?
Oh, behind us, behind us!
The hell is going on?
Peanut, that is not behind us.
It's not?
No.
Oh!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We're back!
You go to those new sticky 40 grenades.
Absolutely.
I don't know where that was from.
Behind us. I have no idea.
That's upstairs, though.
I
Should we go back around and attack from the same vector that we attack from that time
Okay
My god, he's right here
I'll go!
You think you're gonna be healing?
You know, there is an AI right above us right here.
Beep boop, beep boop, beep boop, beep boop, beep.
I told you to go away, we're good.
Where are these bitches?
They might've gone down below.
No, no.
They would've relinquished the high ground
with such ease.
They're plotting in the west.
He's on me.
I'm dead.
Push my beat. Oh
We're all gonna die a horrible violent death and be dead forever
I'm dead forever. I'm gonna die. I hate myself
See sir good sir
Sir good sir
See
good sir sir good fuck me fuck you fuck me fuck you that you won't revive me and
run this one be one back that you won't do it that's right that's right
Well, I thought that was gonna work.
He seemed to be a man of great boldness.
I thought that was gonna work. I thought that would work.
Uh...
Hmm...
Huh?
What are you doing? I wasn't so sure.
I wasn't so sure. I wasn't so sure.
Thank you again, Mr. Bland.
Thank you to my boy.
You caught me in the middle of a bungalow late.
I apologize. I apologize, big man.
Thank you, brother.
Uh...
Hey, Mr. Hootie! Hey, Mr. Saggy!
But what's possible?
What's good, man? Good!
Ah, man!
Merry Christmas from Trouble and Soleil. Oh, Merry Christmas, Mr. Sokohal.
Merry Christmas. Thank you, my little piece of bread.
Merry Christmas to all Bungalowaters.
You have my best kit on me.
Ooh, I only brought an Anvil 4 one.
What?
So you could say in this particular situation...
Eh-heh.
If you think about it, if you think about it, you're gonna try to risen?
Maybe.
Maybe you do a little bit of risen.
See if you can skedaddle on either with your goop.
I don't know where they're at.
I do have a hatch key but the hatch is so far away isn't it?
Dude just go play Tarkov again.
Dude we only have a week to play this game.
You have to get as much time as we can in remember?
It's gonna die in one week after launch remember we
You can't go play talk up yet. We got to get all the time we can in before it dies one week after launch
Just like you said remember
Mm-hmm. There's no time. We got to get all the time we can and since it's gonna die one week after launch remember I
Can't go back just yet. I gotta spin what little Tommy have left
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Can't waste it
Trust me it is dying
Well every game
dies from the start to the end of it, so I
Would say you are correct, sir
About literally any video game in history, but that is that was a sentence that was a sentence
I will give you that that was a complete sentence with a period
Other than that not much just an inch to it
Well, that was a sentence. Honestly, W in the chat. W in the chat, gentlemen. W in the chat.
Yeah, unless you like CSGO. Well, even CSGO. Honestly, there's so many bots in that game.
I couldn't tell you what the ratio is. Could be 1%, could be 50%, could be 90%. I have no idea.
All I know is I've seen those lobbies. That's crazy. That's it is. You see those? You see
Let's see what they, there's literally so many bots,
where it'll be like a 20 v,
or whatever the biggest gain is.
Things like 15, 15 v 15, and it's all bots.
And they all do the same thing,
because they're all the same bot.
So all 15 will all run to the middle,
and the other 15 will all run to the middle
on the other side,
and they'll all kill each other at the same time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What?
Mm-hmm.
This is how you book your keyboard calling so many times.
I break my keyboard, pal.
I just have too much goo in it.
And I'm getting a new one.
It's in the mail.
It's none of the mailmen are working because it's Santa Claus time.
And they're locking.
They're slacking off on the job.
You want to spend time with your family pussy?
Oh, you want to spend time with your family pussy?
Give me my keyboard!
Hey, can someone help me and rest me with a deepfif?
I can help you, but don't kill me.
Oh, I'm not going to kill you.
Wait, wait, dude.
She's risen, she's risen.
She seemed like right across on the other side.
Just so you know.
She's risen, she's risen.
Are you on the top?
That's a replay that's a replay that's a replay and I'm not a bench and I'm not a bench. That's that's a deep-state line
That is a deep state line.
Nice, Chris.
Merry Christmas!
I'm crazy sure that way I was sent peanuts. I love your channel. You're the best streamer ever
My name is Jay. Could you say something for a gooper so I can clip it for memory? Please good sir
Fuck yourself Jay. There you go clip that pussy clip that clip that store in your hard drive clip that pussy and put it your hard
watch your mouth you guys watch your mouth
Gotcha
Good job
You're doing it JG you're doing it
How'd they hear me through wait they hold your
You hold your mic up real quick
little quick hello hello oh my god I can talk vicariously through jiddy
fuck you guys jiddy's gonna betray you
that is not true dad don't listen to him
you let go
let's go
Oh, Adam Cog, Adam Cog, Adam Cog!
Did you win or did you lose?
I can't tell.
I'm right here. I'm over here.
Oh, you're guys. No, no, no, kill those two guys and get
defense from them. You guys all have the same outfit. Oh,
you got the red hand thing.
You're trying to see as close as you can.
You're trying to see as close as you can use possible.
I'm fuckin' dead!
What are you talking about, same Genji?
You whip out the Luigi board and ask me how to get out?
I can't do shit!
I would die that at you, all right.
All right, all right, shut up, shut up.
Well, honestly, I'm hoping to catch kids as much as Mike over in the middle of the
You gotta make it quick, because you'll definitely release that key quick.
But something short enough, but something powerful enough to where they turn on Jinji
and kill her.
Hmm.
Slurs?
Maybe.
Your audio is bugged.
It was kind of weird that none of them have been talking.
He's my audio bugged.
You guys just haven't been talking for like three minutes.
No, it's bugged. They've been talking.
Oh. Well, alright.
Well, I guess that player dropped the window. Never mind.
We can't do nothing.
Uh...
Hmm...
Mr. Peanut, can you roast my wife? She likes eggs.
Here you go. Your wife has a husband that typed, can you roast my wife? She likes eggs.
There you go. There you go. There's one for you. There's one. There's one for you. There you go.
What the hell does that even mean, pal? What the fuck are you... What does that even mean?
Uh...
Oh, egg-hate is wild? Yeah, is that supposed to be like something I'm using? Eggs are pretty
good. I mean, honestly, I like, probably eggs, honestly. Listen, I like eggs. I can have
like four scrambled eggs, a little salt, a little pepper. Actually, I put a little
Tony's Satsurine on them and sometimes if I'm feeling zesty I need to Lula before I move on it. Has anybody tried that little Tony's just a little
Datsun Tony's Satsurine some to Lula. Can you imagine they just kill me that extra. That's the sauce. That's just not they wouldn't do that
They wouldn't do that. That's the sauce little Tony's Satsurine and then some to Lula. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness the problem is once you have too many eggs or too many days in a roll of eggs
they start, I mean you start realizing what you're eating and it's basically
chicken poop. I know it doesn't really make sense because it's an egg but you're
eating a non-gestated dead bird baby in an egg that a chicken shat out of its
ass. Now at first you're not going to really be thinking about that. The first
couple eggs but if you're like two weeks deep of eating eggs in a row
that's what you're gonna be thinking. That's what you're gonna be tasting
when you're eating it. Exactly. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking
about? That's right. That's right. Yeah. Nibble on that for a second. Ponder that for a moment,
shall you? Ponder that for a moment. The egg egg. Now it goes away. That actually does
go away. That does go away. You cannot eat eggs for like a month and you can come back.
But too many eggs, too much in a row is going to give you that same... I don't know if
it's that exact sensation for everybody, but you know what I'm... Am I at least
Make a sense before I move on before I click this button on the bottom of my screen
Does that it am I am I'm not the only one that feels that right?
I've given too many eggs too many days in a row if something goes wrong
I'll explain exactly what I said, but something goes wrong
Vegans no vegans can have eggs they
I
Jimmy you're kind of weird you know vegans can have eggs
Like I get that it comes from an animal, but it's good for the animal to poop eggs out I
Feel like
What the fuck peanuts
Well, I was just, that sounds like something you might know.
I only know it because my sister used to be vegan.
Oh, I'm so sorry. That must have been annoying.
He's not anymore. She's meat.
Good.
You know?
Good. It's a sustenance of life.
Now, listen, listen.
Dude, I'm, listen, but no, seriously.
I know vegans don't eat any byproducts of animals,
but laying eggs is what chickens do.
Why would you not eat eggs?
If a chicken didn't poop out eggs, they would, like, explode.
It's part- it's natural.
But it's not animal products.
Yeah, but you're helping the animal by eating the eggs.
If there was nobody eating the eggs, they would-
the chickens wouldn't poop out any more eggs, it'd be bad for them.
So if anything, vegans hate chickens.
No, that's not true, because if they eat the chickens, then they don't hatch.
No, they wouldn't eat the chickens, they would eat the eggs.
If they eat the eggs and the babies don't hatch, that's why I'm sorry, I'm tired.
Awww.
Well, but hold up, think about this for a second.
The more chickens you don't allow to hatch, the less chickens there are in those in chicken main processing plants getting tortured.
So if anything, you're saving chickens, is that way more of them don't spawn and are in those places?
So vegans hate chickens because they want more chickens the more chickens they want
No, no cuz you eat the babies eat them. Yeah more eggs. We consume the more chickens they want
So the more they
Have to have in the factory, you know
I don't know what you're talking about. Oh
Let's get in there. Let's get in there
Oh, one second. My jam is on!
Look up the walls in my heart, so fuck it
And the other chemical now
I'm getting harder to stop, falling too low
I'm getting too heavy to love
Oh
Run
Sorry!
Eeeeeeep!
Move it now!
Eeeeeeep!
Move it now!
You'll be collapsing with the greatest warriors in Bluegate!
Oh!
Let's ride again!
I
Like we should take some house, I've seen things
Did you be detected around before have a gym where Texas Roadhouse? Yeah
Yeah.
Woooo.
Is it not?
I mean is it not the best?
Is it not the best?
I don't like their steak.
Their steak is really weird now.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'd rather make my own steak at home.
Oh, their steaks are delicious.
What do you...
No, it's like really weird.
Like their steak is very like...
Oh, what would you do miss Thomas is that we blast these guys?
Why can't why can't I not do anything?
Oh my god, what?
There's a guy behind you. He's hurt. He's hurt like right here. Wait like up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right here.
Nice.
Dude, I was pressing every button and nothing was working.
Don't worry, Pumpkin, you're too carey. Don't worry.
Yesterday I had a bug where I couldn't shoot.
You ever had that bug?
No, no, no, I am not.
I'm trying to get the real bug in the game right now after the update.
Really?
Yeah, I didn't know until it happened to me.
What?
What a pickle you'd be in with that bug, huh?
Yeah, it sucked. I died.
Where'd this hooligan run off to?
He's gone!
What?
I killed him right yonder, I killed him right here on this rock!
Did he fall down?
I don't know.
Did he go?
I don't know.
Oh my goodness, they've got to out of Perk to find people you killed. This is ridiculous.
I agree, I 100% agree.
I'm gonna spend the next three minutes looking for this guy and fucking dequavious and tired one are gonna come fuck us
Right from behind while we're doing it
In the hell did he go?
That someone said why does Genji sound well? Oh
My voice changes
Oh, dude, actually, my voice is so strange from yesterday.
I feel like I'm getting sick, but I think I'm just losing my voice.
You should get throat code.
Yeah.
Off Amazon, it's only like three bucks a pack, I've got you.
I'm on 10 packs, it's really good.
Really good.
Oh, ding!
Well, there's the case of Tyrone.
Okay.
I'm stuck.
Well, that's the prophecy foretold.
WHAAAAAT?!
He's gonna watch out!
He's pushing you, he's pushing you!
There's a guy on me, like what, what is... dude.
Perfect.
I love the mechanic of not being able to find people you killed.
It's my favorite!
So, eat shit and go to hell!
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
Wow!
Dude, it's almost like we knew what was gonna happen!
What a sweet dream!
Dude, I'm gonna reset my game because I cannot...
I could not like do anything that raid.
Oh.
Yeah, do a quick reset, do a quick reset.
I'll get my stats together.
As I was saying though,
By the way, join me in the conversation, gentlemen.
As I was saying, I cannot believe you do not like Texas Roadhouse Steaks.
They are fire! They are fire!
I get the rolls, I get the corn, I get the steaks.
Now the employees have a good chance of being racist,
but boy do they cook a mean steak.
I'll tell you that right now.
I've never been disappointed by steak.
They even have you cut it before you eat it to make sure it's just as you want.
It's it's tender but not too tender
Juicy but not too juicy and I'm up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Yes, season it dude that that steak splits like it's like paper like it just like falls apart
It's like it's not like actual steak and Genji. You gotta be some type of Psyop
No, I'm telling you I know one thing about racist folksy is they or Genji they can cook a mean steak
Everyone knows that.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
It's like, it's steak, it's like parts of like steak, but it's like they put it together.
It's like a real thing. It's not like an actual full steak.
They kinda like glue it together.
Can't you just lady?
No, it's a real thing that they do.
I don't know.
It's like an actual thing that restaurants buy steak like that cause it's cheaper.
Honestly, it's a little weird to me that you even went to Texas Roadhouse, considering how, uh, how
genocideed my people have been at those locations.
That's kind of weird.
I didn't even step on them.
What?
What the hell is wrong with you?
A lot.
Okay, word.
All right.
Well, let me know when your game's back up.
I'll get a little kit together.
Like you came back up.
What?
Are you ready to invite you?
Yeah, you okay?
Here you go.
Thank you.
I've never been to long one.
I'll check it out.
You know I was looking for food at one in the morning last night and there was no restaurants
open, a jack in the box.
And listen, half of me wants to commend their dedication to the grind, but the
other half of me, they have got to be safe first.
who the hell is working on Christmas?
Who's working on Christmas?
You're talking about?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
People that need to make money.
Well, and worse, if Satan.
People that need to make money.
And worse, if Satan.
Can't forget, and worse, if Satan.
You can't forget, you can't forget the Satan part.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm working as we speak me
It was it is
Not everyone has all the money in the world like you all right, Jenny. All right, pal
All right, Buster. All right, Buster
Well, I guess you need health care just in case so much. Oh, you know what you you do need nurses club
He ran over a guy with his Tesla trunk. Who's gonna help him?
Think about that for a second. Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second. You actually do have to have nurse workers on on on call for that
Yes, did you see the guy that?
What I don't know like I guess owned Call of Duty or whatever
That car crash you like filled himself and someone else
The founder of cod
He created Call of Duty
Yeah, that's that's that is pretty crazy now that is so he did it on purpose
No, he was just he was driving. I guess a Ferrari or something. I don't remember. Maybe it was a Porsche
I didn't see the video too well, but
He like
passenger
like. Wait, a battlefield guy too.
Rory 296. I don't know. I don't recognize that one. I don't know.
Who I've seen is the one agent got, which is the SF 90. I don't know what the
Chinese is.
Okay, all right. Okay, I'm good to go.
He was driving 120 miles per hour and took a turn too quick and hit the guard rail and instantly died. Oh my goodness
That's horrible now. I'm honestly you're kind of bad making that joke, but um
That's horrible. That's yeah, you are a horrible person. Oh shit, dude. I'll do that. I'll see I'm gonna make that joke
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry just first in the game in my mind. Sorry
Yeah, that's, I mean, well, at least, I mean, he lived life to the fullest.
I mean, you got a Ferrari, I mean, you tell me, lived life to the fullest, that's, that's
what you like to see, lived life to the fullest on the edge.
you
I don't know, maybe.
you. We need to make it to the
control tower stat. Come on.
Yeah. No, no guys. RIP here.
Obviously guys. RIP. Obviously
gentlemen. Obviously, RIP.
Rest in peace. Good man. Good
man. Obviously, Mr. Pete. Just
be done. Focus up. Focus up.
Follow me, crew.
Who tangles through the southeast?
Get a bit nippy, we better get inside.
How long do we have to stay inside before we can go back out for another 90 seconds? Is there a time limit?
We've got it.
I think there is.
We have got to look over this edge.
We have got to.
Yes.
No, we definitely do.
Go, go, go!
Oh, one right here.
Oh, my God.
I'm not really doing anything, but it looks really cool.
Did I get him?
Yeah.
I'm not really doing anything, but it looks really cool.
Did I get him?
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Dude, I have to get inside. I am dead.
We're dead!
Oh!
Oh, dingles.
Oh, you did down! You did down! He's revived!
I did?
LeBron James! LeBron James!
Oh, Nate! Nate! Nate! Peanut!
What's hurt? What's hurt?
What?
Oh, I just hit him?
What?
Got one! Got one!
No!
nice dude that fire made him freak out she lay cheeky oh little bit it why am I
stuck and I'm dude this game is so cooked
you got ass jet I'm excited he was good I got stuck in a motion of like
punching him but he was already dead oh yeah oh like he was he was already
Take that!
Little bit of goo.
Oh, so that's where it's supposed to be.
Tag your end!
Peanut, someone is at the front.
What do you mean?
They're coming through, right here.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Either we get one more still ball.
Got it.
Good for you.
Hey, they're coming up for a year.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't make a noise.
You're literally on this other side, but there's...
Lock and low.
You hear them?
Oh, yeah.
I
Okay
Do you bastard maybe it's like a lot
Oh
They're my James
Oh, that's how they're so ball. Oh my gosh, that's not it. Oh dingle. Okay. They threw an aide, right?
They're pushing right now right now
Oh
What the hell was that?
He was fucking a frider on a demand toys
Kind of jobless shit was that
I was not expecting him to throw a nade. I was trying to open it so you could throw another
nade and that just... I threw a nade at him and it just was ineffective.
We'll get him next time. We'll get him next time. We'll get him next time. Honestly,
You know what? I'm the up the game. I'm upping the game. I'm upping the game.
Total four!
What?
Peanut, why weren't you shooting them at the beginning when I pushed up to make sure that they weren't shooting?
I didn't throw the nade!
But no nade went off when you threw that.
That's weird. What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Obviously, I had a strategic positioning of the 45 degree angle from the left of the two
enemy opposition coming in and encroaching on our territory and I extruded strategies
that would most help our cause in defeating our opponents.
That's what I was doing. Snowball. Do not, do not get ridiculous. Do not get ridiculous.
Do not get ridiculous. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
I knew you were going to throw a snowball. I would have never gone up there at all. What
are we doing? We'll catch him on the flippity-pop. Don't you worry. We'll get him this next
You know what? I'm coming in maxed out. Renegade 4, Toro 4. That's how serious I am.
That's how serious I am.
I'm coming in with free kit so you know how I feel.
Don't worry. I will get you a new pristine kit.
This way. You bring in a free kit and I will defeat the opposition and get you a new kit.
That's how serious I am.
You had a bobcat?
Yeah.
You should let me know that.
I would have not been thinking about.
Yeah, you know it's okay.
I know you had a literal bomb, God.
I thought I was just doing a little funny ha ha ha.
A little something like that.
Mm-hmm
No, I'm just messing with you. I don't have Bobcat. Oh, they got okay good. Good. Good. Good. Oh
Okay, then we're good. All right. We are good. We're good. We're good. We're good
We're good to make you feel bad for a little bit. Yes, it worked. If you plan was to hurt me. Congratulations. You've hurt me
Let's ride
Good to go, good to go.
Library channel question mark, just wondering for a friend.
Hey, nobody on God's green earth, even you knows what that means.
Mm-mm.
Uh.
Mm-mm.
The radio sound was unmuted.
Could have been a fake.
I could have a button for radio sound, you never know.
Could have a button for radio sound, you know.
And Gigi may not have been ready enough.
who knows who knows who you don't know you don't even know what map we're going
to
uh
we didn't stand to be defeated i got some cool stuff i got some posters from the
bungalow to war i got i got um
uh a picture of my dog
um a picture of my other dog
um i got a flip phone because okay because my family thinks i'm like the cia is something
um uh now let's ride
I
Said a dog joke we demand I think a dog joke
We did
Hey, um peanut give me a second. I just filled a whole drink on my desk. Ah perfect. Perfect
By the way, there's gonna be frost bites. I'm gonna find a little place to hold up
Oh my gosh, I cannot believe I just did that. Oh this place is warm right here. It works
This makes no sense, but this place is warm. Mm-hmm. Gonna grab a towel real quick one second
I'm level 65. Hey
Give that kind of job location. What the hell sir. It is my job to play this game, and I'm level 25
Don't spend time with your family this Christmas
Time to take a break. It's time to take a break. It's time to take a break
Time to take a little break
You suck at this game, I'm really good at this game. What do you I'm very good
I can't if I didn't do that snowball we could have with those two hooligans in the same
Easily you'll see I'll see this stuff or show you this game or show you this raid
you'll see you're all say you don't do quests that's cuz quest is for bitches
that's cuz quests are for bitches and pussies that's why I don't do quests
Hmm
Okay, we're 200 hours a week and I'm level 30 sorry are there even 200 hours in a week
Not even there's not even
It's not even he's not even 200 hours in a week you're talking about
I
Be six will be
There will be a burnt peanut calendar release. I actually have been thinking about that mr.
Van best not over the holidays has to be repeated. Thank you, mr.
Alex reasons my wife you're not their face any questions. Thank you with six out and Alexander. Thank you
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Good sir many great points being made many great points
No, please accept expedition all quest done
Rad attack
They coax you up. I don't know how I can call him, but I doubt they'll wake him up
you gonna go to Jeep yeah I'm good hey no worries no worries honestly you know
what the early bird gets the worm but the late worm it's yeah kids it's the
baby the early bird gets the worm but the the late worm gets the
What's the saying there's it the second the second most gets the cheese oh
Because his friend is dead because his neck was his neck was snapped in half
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese because his he sent his loved one in and his neck
Got snapped in half. So now he gets the cheese from the trap
You didn't hear that thing?
It's cool. No.
It's true. That's true.
I think I've got a mouse living behind my dishwasher.
Every time I walk by, it reminds me of the smell of the hamsters I used to have when I was like nine.
Why do you have so many mice in your house?
I don't know! They just came out of fucking nowhere. I've called every exterminator in the city.
I keep killing them and killing them, and they keep coming back!
I'm good, I'm good, it's a fucking, it's a fucking DJ in my house!
I have so many goddamn defenses that keep coming back!
I don't eat food out anywhere, I don't have any food anywhere, but the fridge in the pantry.
I don't believe you got about your stream room.
No, I do.
Because the other day...
My girlfriend cleans up sometime.
Dude, the other day you were like,
I have this many things on my desk.
I'm like, what?
So yeah, no you definitely have stuff on your desk.
Oh maybe, but there's no mouses in my stream room.
There's one behind me, it's what there was-
Oh no, they probably come in at night.
No, no I would not.
No, I would not.
No, no, no.
One was behind our fridge and then we killed it.
And now I think there's one behind my dishwasher.
RC, I'm lucky though.
They're not like the disgusting rats you see in the movies.
They're like, just little mouses.
Honestly, it makes me feel a little bad when I snap their necks.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we gotta get to the tower.
We gotta get to the tower.
What do people think about it?
We don't know about first.
Like Marvin.
Follow me, too.
I
Keep a clean house, but I don't I don't find that but
But I was clean
It would be trash, but I do have a girlfriend and it's not trash
Right here
Headshot one, headshot one! Two right in front of me!
AHH!
Wait, how are they shooting me though?
Oh! Broke one, broke one!
Fuck you, little bit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Broke another one!
Oh!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
He went for their back.
One's running, one's running.
I don't even see this person.
They both moved back?
One's in the store, I'm trying to close.
I am dying.
Is he dead?
Two tickles are from me.
I'm gonna fight another two Tickles.
One just went down.
We gotta watch out for the guys behind us though.
Oh, the other one too down.
You watch, you watch, I'll kill these guys.
But one, down him, down him.
Nice.
Dodge!
Where are you going?
Why can't you?
What the hell is behind me now?
Got him, got him, another team, another team.
Ah!
Fuck you, eat my shit, eat my poop, eat my shit!
There's another team in that room that killed us last time, remember?
He fell and died, he fell and died, he fell and died, go, go, go!
George!
There's another team on top of the other team.
I don't even know what's going on right now, Peanut.
We gotta get down here, there's another team!
Ka-ka!
One broke, one broke.
Close to one, close to one.
They just, dude, they just put a trap up.
Get over!
to the right to the right broke, broke, broke, one to one shot, one to one shot, to the right.
I want to be one down, stop!
Okay.
I got him!
I don't even know what just happened.
I got carried so hard right there.
Shit!
Too easy, too easy!
They're bungling on each other.
Little bit of goop.
They don't call me the Ron James of Arcades for nothing, indeed.
There's time, John. Another day, another dolly, another day, another nickel.
Another day in the office. That's what me and the Bungalors call that.
That's what me and the Bungalors call a little situation such as that one.
Or similar, or similar, of course.
A little bit of goo.
Oh
The body of great
The associate of the body of great of what John
Well, I'm rich I should go back and get more loot.
What do you think I'm getting there right now?
There's four more bodies of you that are dead.
I'm going to see if there's anybody here guarding them.
I can't hit that guy because he's out of slants.
That sucks.
We're gooping, we're gooping!
I'm gooping, I'm gooping, I'm gooping!
I'm going to major, major group, major group to ground control!
OOOH!
Major group, major group to ground control!
Oh no! No, no, no, no!
NO!
RUN!
You can't get out of here!
My shoes broken!
You will then survive for a second?
It'll have to do. It'll have to do.
Fuck you! Eat the literal shit out of my ass!
Watch, Lade.
Fuck these guys! They can die!
Do a little thing
I do have a hatch if you're gonna take out over here. I see we do that hundred percent no doubt in my mind
Oh my god. Yeah, I handsome. They're sexy and they are coming for us
We throw top. Let's just work it again
I almost just killed myself by falling down
I'm gonna jump down with you. Ready?
Super fire!
We got no shoes, we got no shoes.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
You want a blue? Or are you...
Oh no, I can't, I can't.
We gotta move, we gotta adjust.
If you can choose from over here.
Go, go, go!
I'm doing the loading, loading, loading, doing Fent.
Excuse me, Mr. Rock, excuse me.
Wow, you feel when you're doing Fent?
It's quite exhilarating.
We just want to punch them on the die.
Okay, you did absolutely amazing in there.
and that was crazy I couldn't even keep up I didn't know what was happening you
called amazing you mean the bungalows called average that's what we got
mean the bungalows guys guys she said amazing I mean honestly I feel like
what do you guys think I think that was subplot I was honestly there was a lot
where we could have improved there I don't think we killed enough people to
be honest that was that was unimpressive and honestly I'm quite
disappointed myself quite disappointed honestly too easy too easy is that with
those bots we were like a practice lobby or something is that a practice lobby
wasn't going to practice on me or something that's me in the book it is
we come to expect that level of gameplay every game every read also by the way
really quickly. Now, I may be
the Christmas pussies. Every
game gets Christmas bitches on
Christmas. The kids 14 14 years
old and mom just gave them the
first PS five. Awkward is the
first game. Where are those
guys at? Where are those guys
at?
Where's some stupid kid running around with a renegade not knowing left from right? Where's that guy? Where's he at?
All joined now good
Good that's what we're looking for right there that's who we're looking for out on the B field him
That's who we're looking for out on the battlefield him and fellas similar
They're in solos. Could be in solos. Could be in solos. Could be in solos. That is true. That is true.
That is true.
Uh, if somebody works at Texas River House can confirm steaks are not glued together. Ooh, checkmate.
Actually hand-cut by a butcher. Also the cooks might in fact be just a teeny tiny racist.
Very, I'm sorry, very racist.
So we were right about them being very racist, but not right about the stakes being glued together.
I don't know. You can take what you can get.
You can take what you can get. I mean, you got to take what you can get.
He wouldn't know that. It comes in a big chunk of meat that they use slice.
Or are you saying he's inaccurate with them being teeny tiny, very racist?
I
Don't think he knows what he's talking about. I don't know it kind of sounds like he's got the inside
I had like a whole video on this about the meat that they have
I don't know and honestly, you know what even if the stakes were glued together
The the Texas Roadhouse, okay
You know how I enjoy voodoo ranger even though it's not the best beer in the world
The reason I enjoy Voodoo Rangers is the perfect vector of taste price and alcohol content
Texas Roadhouse now hold up Texas Roadhouse is very very similar in
That way is it the best restaurant the world? No, but it has the perfect vector of quantity of food
price
taste of food and
Quickness to talk about the perfect vector the perfect vector perfect vector. You are in you are out
They give you 50 rolls the most delicious butter
Good price for the food and you're out of there and the service is quick services nice and come up
Exactly exactly exactly
Well, there's no spitting facts get dead-ass no cap on my block on my mama type shit dead-ass
10 toes down on a stack keeping it real 100 typeshit King Von RIP psych not
RIP kill 13 people and make shitty music typeshit that ass on a stack you
feel me Crip or do you not I feel you exactly exactly now let's ride be
short my group out. One moment. One moment, gentlemen.
You're real talk, real talk, real talk, real talk.
Well, King Vaughn made bangers. Do you know, do you know any
King Vaughn songs?
Wait, who? King Vaughn.
Do you know any of his songs?
I would have to hear them to know I'm not good with like the names if I hear a song I can
tell you if I know it King Von top song I can play it on stream so I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna take a little look. I just look it up King Von Topsog Topsog
We just add the play let's see here see here
Baby what the shit she told me where he be
I saved the show
Baby let me know if you wanna eat
She like bar you already know
Just put your girl on fleek
I'm like cool I can do that boo
Watch you wear some shoes
Jimmy Choo what a handbag too
Red up baby bro she gets a smile
She ain't used to this cause she ain't used to shit
I'm just laughing could've been a pep
The way I move my lip
I can speed could've been a drive
The way I push the
Alright okay now is it Mozart no
But honestly I take back what I said
Not shit music. Not shit shit music.
I personally like rap.
Now I wouldn't listen to it personally, but honestly I could see how others might like it.
I could see, I would, me personally, I would not listen to it.
But I could definitely see how others might like it.
I take that back.
I feel like I have heard that song before though.
It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh, the Flexin fella.
She from Tennessee.
got a stripper bitch you know what what he's really saying is he's got a loved
one who he's planning to marry but she might have a troubled past maybe she got
caught up in the wrong crowd and does things that she regrets but thank your
mom okay well that's that's is that even it's in is that I don't even know
that it that just sounds like a straight up insult she caught up she got caught up
in your mom okay all right all right I don't even know if the iron I don't even
know if it's a second we're gonna put that down as a baby we're putting that
down as a baby we'll investigate later we'll put that one down as a baby
there we go all right okay yeah flexing Goopa she from Tennessee flexing Goopa
she from Tennessee see a stripper bitch
Mm-hmm. Again, what he means is that he loves her and plans to marry her, but she has a troubled past and she's from Tennessee
And when they say flexing what they mean is they have
valuables that they have purchased through hard work that they would like to show off to others
You know what that word means you're flexing means
He said flexing you flexing so basically someone obtains valuables that they've they've procured over hard work and collecting
money and they'll purchase it but instead of keeping it private they'd like to show it off to others in
hopes that they would be as proud for them as they are for themselves
and I'm up
Mm-hmm. That's that's what that means. That's what that means
Mm-hmm. Let's get in there. Let's get in there get right there down right there down right there down right there down
Let's go this way
I'm telling you, if you don't stay up with the latest lingo, it's it's pertinent. You're a streamer. You've got to stay up with the latest lingo. All the cool kids are saying flexing and and and typeset and stuff, but you've got to stay up.
If you don't know it, you'll be seen as an Ankh.
Well, I'll tell you what an Ankh is in a second.
Let's ride!
You an Ankh is?
Yeah, but it's used in a derogatory manner towards people who may not be, and I'm gonna
use another slang here.
No, I'm not gonna fuck my uncle.
It's used in a derogatory way for people that may not be, and I'm gonna use another
term here.
quote-unquote with it and
What that means is with the times with the new slang that the new generation uses
So if you don't know the slang they'll call you an aunt and you do not want to be an aunt
That's a really?
That's a stream killer. That's as soon as the streamer becomes a quote-unquote aunt
It's over for him. It's over. You're out. What up, um, no, no, I'm not an aunt
I know all the cool lingo. I know all the cool new lingo six seven six seven guys
You might be an aunt you might be an aunt
Well, I'm giving you a chance to un-onkify yourself
I'm learning the lingo. Okay, all right
That's it. You had your chance. That's you had your chance, honk you had your chance
Sorry, oh
It's gonna go to us. You did the good tower
Oh, you be on you be on
Mr.. Chris and Mr.. Matt my mother was good man. Good. I'm mad
And this is not my mother is a good man. Good. I'm mad
And this is who do we love?
Good man. Good. I'm mad
Good. Let me do that
Oh my god! They're fucking me! They're fucking me!
We gotta retreat! We gotta retreat!
You're just like stuck on the door getting shot at.
You think those guys are parable and we're alive? That could have gone bad.
Yeah.
These guys are certified ox certified
I'm gonna get on the window and take a couple pop shots. Do you have to wear the tower on the bridge?
They are above on this
No, I'm telling you they were above
They're still above. They're still above. I hear you sir. Yes, peanut. Okay. I promise you I hear them
Go back! Go back!
We should get to let them fight first.
Or, you know what?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna put a plan.
Can you raise the people up on the roof while I sneak up this ladder over yonder?
Wait, I think they're actually fighting.
Gigi, can you raise them? Can you raise them?
Can you even distract them?
Hello?
Search, search, search, search!
Raise them up, raise them up!
go go go keep this image of you keep this in them
I see my team
someone
dodge
What are you the other one behind me?
Did you see that?
Last freaking go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
There's Sam Sam, there's Sam Sam.
There's Sam Sam from the boys back home, yeah that is.
Uh, Ong's going in.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Uh, I see we got to take care of the Hootigans in the tower now.
The Woofians, the Scaliwags.
Yeah, I'm coming up.
Little bit of goop.
Ooh.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.
Are they trying to look around for me or what were they doing?
Who just sitting up here jerking each other off?
I don't know what they were up to.
Mm-hmm.
I think they're inside. The guys from the tower? Yeah. Are you sure? I heard
something go off like a... Oh. I'm gonna stand out the oven. Is that in this building?
See, they shoot me.
They're not blasting.
Hello?
This is silly.
Should we go investigate the tower?
There's some running.
Who's that?
I think they're below us.
I swear, I swear it's just some running.
Hey, there's birds that just flew away over there.
Oh, they come to the ladder?
He's lost here.
Two people's up in there.
That's weird.
I see we jump...
There's a door, there's a door, there's a door.
I see we jump right here.
You think you're inside take a little peek around
Are we sure they're not in here good to be shoot us if they were there wait actually I think they're right below us
Oh, I see oh
This is what
How'd that feel
But you could have you know, but you know, I'm gonna break back in
There's scally lice have got to the inside somewhere.
No doubt in my mind, Gigi.
I'm looking, I'm up here.
Bit of a chunky monkey.
Oh, I see him!
Officer's inside me!
Officer's inside!
First floor!
I'm on second.
Grenades!
Grenades! Grenades!
He's stuck up!
Yeah, yeah, good, good, good.
No, it's one in the other one.
Charge!
I'm healing.
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, come out! Mr. Silly, come on out!
Don't make this out of there, it has to be Mr. Silly, come on out!
Come on out, Mr. Silly! Come on out!
Okay, the sound of it has to be... Come on out!
Hey, who went to the front?
It was him. He did a full loop.
Oh, good! Eric!
Dude, I'm almost dead. Is he dead?
He's dead!
Okay, good.
Come back to the cell room! You can't even!
Gotcha!
I finished that guy off.
Gonna lose this guy?
Little bit of food.
I didn't lose that guy.
Who's to make sure Fint score?
I couldn't see because of the smoke so I
I don't know what's weird you can't tell
if you kill them or not.
What the?
Wait.
Did you throw that at me?
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas.
I'm confused. What the fuck was moving me?
Alright, let's leave.
I'm finished yet.
Follow me, gang.
I'm good thank you people on the exit I think
I'm gonna have to fighting fighting we should fight them we should go to hatch
oh you should find them we should find them we should find them think about
Safety conscious on our signage Christmas! We got these pussies!
Oh no...
Let's run!
There was only one dead though.
I didn't see a second.
Holy dang...
HATS NOOOOOR!
We're getting in the extract!
We gotta stop them!
Oh wait, they're fighting? Maybe?
Go, go, go!
Okay, I got this, I got...
He's a robot bitch.
Big God, yeah.
There was a red open, doing more fint.
Oh, we can shove him behind, oh my goodness.
You shove in the red building?
They're doing it, they're doing it.
He's on the control panel.
I'm going in.
Oh.
He's on the control panel!
I'm going in!
Alright, that works too, that works as well!
Are you out?
Yeah, I got out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You broke it with that fire?
Oh heck yeah.
There was a couple of hooligans coming in from the starboard side.
You want starboard side means?
No.
It's a phrase sea minions on the poop deck.
To describe what side the other men are coming.
I
Let me organize my do
Let me organize my goop one moment gentlemen. You know, I'm not gonna lie. I honestly thought you said something completely different
Seem another poop deck I
I don't I don't know. I don't know what I'm thinking. Okay. Um, cool. Good rage. You think I said something racist
No, I'm gonna say you should know better. I haven't slurred Saturday yet.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Mr. Jason, I'm over 20 by 20. Good man, good man!
And Mr. E.B. Formo, I'm over 20 by 20. Good man, good man, good man!
Good Latte news get a Latte dies.
You changed my voice.
Hmm.
Wait, did you get a bobcat?
No.
I can craft them though.
I got the blueprint too.
Wait, you need an osprey blueprint to print my chance or no?
What?
You need an osprey blueprint to print my chance or no?
Hmm.
Let me see.
You took a little game there.
Nope. I don't.
Thank you though.
Actually, okay, good thing you don't.
Because I completely went on autopilot and sold it immediately
after asking that question.
Do you need a silence or two blueprint?
I actually do need that because I got one and then I actually sold it.
What?
That is something I actually do need.
I'll bring it in for you.
That's the blue one, right?
Yeah, it's the blue one.
Yeah, that's what I need, yeah.
We sell this bad boy like you do.
56% accuracy, we demand.
First you have ever said to me that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Oh, we got him.
Honestly, I'm gonna sell these guys a little too.
I'm gonna save the cattle too.
I don't sell the cattle three or cattle four,
but it has three attachments and a green.
You can make it into something special.
There we go.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Get dried.
The close she turned 35 today.
is it tomorrow?
wait.
won't she 35?
no no no he's turning 30
won't she's turning 30?
yeah he's turning 30
aren't you jealous the old man?
Okay, first off, I'm younger than him.
Secondly, there's no way that guy is 30.
That guy could fit into a high school and no one would notice.
Absolutely no one.
Oh my gosh.
He does look pretty young, huh?
He's got some routine or something.
He drinks like some type of spell or tea or something.
He's 31.
That guy's got to figure out his skincare routine or something.
He's he's looking he's looking good. He's turning 31. Well, he he did say he was 30 today
You know lobsters live forever
So if you could like figure out how they live forever and like dissect lobster you can live forever
that
What peanut what did you just say lobsters live forever? You know that
Yeah, lobster live forever and so do jellyfish so if you could if you can figure out how they live forever and put it in a human they can live forever serious
I'm serious Bob's lobsters and jellyfish live forever
They just keep getting bigger apparently they get lobsters get so big they like can't move no more than they die
I
Lots of can live for over a hundred years, but they eventually die from factors like
Exhaustions. Yeah, that's a city live forever, but they become become too big where they can't move no more
That's actually crazy.
I know jellyfish they actually live forever with no downsides.
They regenerate. They die off and they regenerate. Isn't that cool?
That's pretty cool.
And peanut smart chat.
Something every day.
I'm going yada, we're going yada.
We're going yada.
I'm getting hungry in this granola barge.
It's not content.
I'm getting hungry
I think put a little plate together for me
That's all that no we didn't
That's not tell me any fun facts. Absolutely not
Absolutely not.
That is not...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now let's rhyme!
Yeah!
That's wide.
What?
Massive raid coming up.
Massive raid right here.
Pest raid of the night.
Four minutes late.
No worries.
I've got the...
I'm renegading El Toro.
Also the majorities, wow.
Only one type of jellyfish can live forever.
The other ones have short lifespans.
Well, still, I don't understand why we can't harvest that jellyfish
and make it tell us why it lived forever.
And then we live forever.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You want that for a second, live along that for a second.
If we can convince or take the jellyfish apart,
we can figure out its secrets, its wizard secrets,
and live forever.
It'd be like 900.
Like every girl in any Japanese film,
even though they look 12.
Uh, not wrong.
But to be fair, Asians tend to look really young
until they get really old.
We're talking about 3,000 year old demons here
Like they just hopped out of seventh grade
Oh
Hey, why is there a 13 year old girl in your anime show? Oh, don't worry. She's 3,000 years old. Oh
Okay, well, okay. Oh
alright
That makes sense to me.
Oh, I cleared that up.
Wait, you know that in the seat of Texas, they actually banned some anime that have, um, like, if some of the girls are underage.
Oh, there's 3,000 though! There's 3,000-year-old demons!
Ahhhhh!
At least on how they look, though. It's actually a thing they banned some anime in Texas.
I
Know that I know that I'm gonna go take the beach on see if anybody's going
I think we hear by now. I'll leave me see the main track. Listen, it's too early. You need to go to wait
Okay, if you catch someone kill the main shop, you're back max new brain max new brain
huge group huge group I don't know what do you think you what do you think the plan
is here
did you what do you think the plan is here what what do you think what do we
do we wait till someone might take the because there might be people taking the
meat on but they're waiting for the spawns collapse and there's no more
Yeah, I think we just... wait, is that a...
Wait...
You know, that's just... bad eyesight.
Hmm...
Carrots will fix that.
I don't think I can go back in time, Peanut.
Well, you know actually carrots don't do anything for eyesight.
It was a World War II tactic to not let the opposition, the Axis team,
The Axis team know that we had developed new radar detection systems.
We just told them all our Army people were eating carrots and their eyesight was better.
Pretty cool, huh? Pretty cool. That's true, that's true.
That's true, we had a new detection system for planes.
We didn't want the Axis knowing our new technology,
so we just told them all of our people in our Army would eat lots of carrots.
That's insane.
Yeah, pretty cool, pretty cool.
Honestly, I can't believe they bought it!
That's just some four-star general in China.
I must have had as daily no-some care today.
There goes our whole fleet of ships.
Whoever we are facing, I don't even remember who we are facing.
Who are we facing?
Did we face in China?
Somebody.
I know we were facing Japan.
I know we weren't.
I know we were facing Germany.
What are we doing?
face in Germany.
So, uh,
I hate rocks in this game.
They do gotta redefine the hitbox in the rocks.
I don't know what it's called, not hitboxes.
I know what you mean.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
These are fighting.
They're not even shooting at me.
One down, one down, one down, get out of here!
This is what he said, this is what he's pushing in, I think.
You see him, you see him?
No, they ran away like pussies.
Yeah.
Oh, shit, man, I'm sick of you!
Did you get it?
Wait, should we push him or should we group level a bit?
Oh no, he's actually right here!
Oh my gosh, they were hiding at the car.
Oh, these guys are quick!
They're quick little buggies!
Gotta be a Gigi, gotta be...
Over there.
He's pushing.
Get over here!
Oh my god!
Get over here!
I'd be your minion and you'd be with you and I'll play a conny card.
What if instead we just look at the sunset together huh?
That's ya.
You know what?
There's no sun in the sky!
Well, well, I guess I'll have to kill you then.
Oh my god!
You got it.
Ooh! Thank you.
Oh I'm like talking and being, oh my gosh.
Beep beep beep!
What's weird is I went over here and I looked down at the car.
OH DINGALO DINGALO DINGALO DINGALO DINGALO DINGALO
Oh my gosh
BAD DEMON HUNTERS
BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD
One down
FOLD DOWN A HIGH
GOD OVE
Okay
Your man looks like he's glitching out.
Shit!
Too easy!
Damn good bug-literate channel apps.
Did you like download sheets or something?
Oh, dingle!
Oh, no!
I'm stuck!
Oh, my God!
There's a guy in the house too!
Dingle!
Peanut!
I'm stuck!
Get on!
Oh, I can't see him, I can't see him.
Oh.
I'm going to literally lose my f***ing arm.
With it, with it.
Oh, something is happening.
I'm stuck.
I'm actually stuck.
I can't even see these hooplaas.
They're up there.
Oh, I see them, I see them.
I can't even ...
Hey, who's talking to my left?
Actually stuff who the hell is the hell is that guy get out of here
This game is so bad sometimes
You see all the glitches I have to deal with
Oh shit, I'm gonna resure each other's no, no, no, no. Oh my shoes. Look at oh my god
Oh
No!
Fuck you go to hell
Excellently, Excellently
I'm sorry
That's okay. That's okay. That's a dude. I oh my god that last shot that left if I had hit that last shot
People are asking me why I did nothing. I was really stuck. Good question
Good question, good question, good question, good question, good question, good question!
Oh damn, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my, dude, I felt like LeBron James in his
prime running down the court, making him the pain.
That was one shot off, one shot off of infinite goop, infinite!
You're doing so good peanuts and then I just had to get stuck on a stupid bush.
Yeah, if you're doing that those bushes they'll get you.
They'll get you.
Gotta watch out for them.
Yeah, like, unless I stuck there.
Ah, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
I'm just depressed and have AIDS and I've lost everything that I loved.
Onto the next one.
Whee!
Wait or...
One more, please.
One second.
Do they have any buckets?
I'm trying- I know I'm trying to up that number.
I'm trying to up that number.
Oh, shut my door before I wake up my grandma by screaming.
Oh, it's a Christmas miracle.
What, dying?
No, no, the nine kills I got before dying.
That was-
Nine kills?
What are- how are you- what?
How do you count?
I just read off chat, I don't know.
Was that not kills?
It was at least seven, it was at least seven.
There's only four people there.
Oh, there wasn't, I killed like a hundred people.
It was seven, it was seven, I killed seven.
I killed seven people.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
Who's got something, who's got something?
Oh.
Some of these bad boys from Mr.Shiney, like you do, five of these, I'll tell you that
toro, we have got to figure out a way, we have got to figure out a way to stock up on
that toro.
There's got to be some type of toro farming method.
We've got to be able to do that.
I
Wish you see me do a total farming method
You get the blueprint yeah, but then you got to get the blueprint and then update the level 2 then update level 3
Then update level 4 get all the attachments. I'd rather just get one. It's already like you can find ones that are already level 4 can't you
I guess no, I think you can only find them up to level 2 or something.
I guess we might want to craft them.
Do I have the blueprint?
Let me see.
No.
No, I don't.
Noronet.
That's okay.
We'll catch them in the flippy flop.
We've got a lot of Kevill 4s I can use.
We use these bad boys for now.
That's okay.
We'll catch him in the flippy flop.
We've got a lot of Kevill floors I can use.
We use these bad boys for now.
Can we get more Toros?
Okay, let's ride!
Is there a way to get a Toro Bluebird?
Is it like the bobcat where you can go to a specific spot or no?
No, I think it's random. I actually got one today.
You, uh, you learned it yet?
Yes. Sorry.
Alright, well, okay.
Alright, okay, well, alright again.
Um...
Hmm...
Hidden bunker...
Yes, the idea is just for the bobcat.
Raided caches?
Yeah, but then you gotta go look at all the raided caches.
I ain't doing that. I'm trying to kill innocent people with my gun
In the game of course in the game. That's what I'm trying to do. That's what I'm trying to do
Look around for boxes all over the ground
That's right
No, no, no, I don't need one. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you. I'll find it on my own. I'll find
it on my own. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Oh, Mr. Goddard, I'm Mr. Cochran. I'm Mr. Scali. I'm Mr. Neury. I'm Mr. Scali. I'm
Christmas. Merry Christmas.
What did you get for Christmas? It's said to bring you some Christmas cheer.
Your mom's pussy.
Alright, okay, that's it. I was trying to connect with you and be your friend.
Because honestly, Jamesy, I know we chat a lot, but I honestly consider you a great
friend. You know that?
Did you hear me?
No.
NOOOOOO!
SING SING!
Gotcha.
Ellen, get in there.
Ellen, it's coming.
Hmm.
Merry Christmas Alex, Merry Christmas my boy.
You buy three toros and you can buy toros?
Oh my god you can't. I didn't know that.
Oh yeah I'm gonna borrow that one.
I know.
There's no way you're opening Pokemon card packs and you're not even ready enough.
Oh, I didn't open Pokemon. I said for Christmas.
Oh! Did they buy you like a pack to open it? Did they buy you a specific one?
No, a specific one.
Oh, nice! Nice!
Mm-hmm.
Nice!
Yes.
Nice.
Very cool.
Yeah.
Very cool.
And then I bought myself some earrings because I'm allergic to stuff.
Hey, that makes no sense. Let's FRIED!
My Christmas was great, my whole family was there, my whole family.
They were all in a circle with black foldable chairs, and I couldn't tell what they were
They were saying I'm not drinking but I couldn't talk because I was hammering his fuck.
They kept saying go go go go go go go go!
Well it was suckin' a handle.
Oh my gosh that's funny.
Now I cut off because I was like oh he's gonna need to do his thing.
That's why I like...
Because I got my earrings because I'm allergic to like fake stuff.
Like the fake...
shit are you actually flexing on us right now no way did you get up like no way
no way did you actually reflect on us I'm good where that cheap shit I'm allergic
to it I actually am my ears were like all puffy and swollen for like years
because I put an afford to buy something nice for my ears
Flexing fessin flexing fessin. Let's get to the town. We get it. We get it
You got your solid gold yacht. She's solid gold man snonders solid gold island. We get it
Yeah, I can't fuck with that fix it no more she's not cheap shit. Let's do it. That's shit. That's shit. I'm a stack G
I get you know I feel you for it totally 100% I feel you for it 100% types it
I'm gonna say that takes it to look after that as I understand 100% that fool
bullshit he might get in can never be my game can never absolutely not yeah
Yeah, there's the brogue, there's the brogue.
Other freshers, buddy.
Oh, that'd be cute.
Oh, that's exactly, exactly.
Saucon, what is Saucon?
I think we're the first ones here, we're three minutes deep and we're the first ones here.
That's kind of weird.
It is kind of peculiar.
Fuck on these nuts, all right, and I'm a fucker, BAM THAT MUTTERS FUCKER RIGHT NOW!
There's that's out of here!
It's your ghost town.
Did you just hear someone heal?
Did you just open the door by this as good as a zip line?
He's bekeased, bekeased.
I see the door open.
I see where they are.
He's right here on me.
He's dead.
That's his eyes.
He must be dead.
Gotcha.
Mr. Silly, your friend is quite incapacitated at the moment.
I am no doctor, but he looks bad.
Come on out, and we may let you keep your life.
Fine.
Have it your way, wizard.
Oh
You want to you want to get nasty how you want to get dirty? Oh
You want to get dirty do you you want to get nasty you want to get nasty and dirty do you oh
No, don't go to the bathroom just yet, sir. We fled the time for pooping in the lobby
Dude what?
He's a peanut racist!
Dude, you might report that motherfucker!
There's a guy on me!
Got me dead?
I killed him, I killed him!
God help him!
My gosh.
She eliminated me.
Where did these guys come from?
from
dude I need that
are you okay oh who's that
There's someone over here you sure
They just I think they're at the door over there in the corner
They just opened it. I did I did let's be easy. Oh, that was you
I think I hear I'm healing 100% I'm gonna try to group up a little bit
Okay
I
It's not an auto clicker holy shit. Oh
Just immediately jumped to me auto-clicking because you have a dexterity of a pregnant lemur
Fucking piece of shit
I don't know if there are stairs I definitely heard them right next to us though hundred percent hundred percent hundred percent
Yeah, I don't know I can't tell get the ammo or you could think you could think
I think it's extremely dexterous.
Alright, that one's just a freak.
That guy's just a freak right there.
Oh, they are definitely at the front.
I just broke one of the cameras.
So, first one?
Yes.
We'll get to get you.
Mayhem, I'm behind the desk.
I only get a lot of loot from those guys.
This one's called the extractor over by WaterTreatmentElevator.
Mm-hmm.
XenclypseDailySent, that's one good-looking potato shwobobobobobobob Scooby-Doodle.
Guy is having a good Christmas. That guy is high as shit.
Merry Christmas, sir! Merry Christmas!
GIGGLE!
Oh, gosh. He not...
He was on fun.
Yeah, they ran out to the front.
Let's get him. Let's get him.
Are you sure? Wait a minute, I think I hear someone right here.
Oh, one team, one team, one team!
Oh, one broke! I'm hurt though, I'm hurt!
They hurt me, we both hurt them!
Okay.
Oh, deal.
I cracked his shield.
This is nice.
Locked.
You said to push up?
I'm gonna be fasty.
Nate, on me.
Holy damn shotgun!
What about a Toro though?
You know I really get a lot for Christmas
Kind of sad
See that I really get like a whole lot for Christmas and
I know
You're like if someone
Just to give me something like I really appreciate it
You know
Also, you're gonna need that
You're gonna need that for expense and wait the expedition I think thank you ma'am. Thank you ma'am. Thank you ma'am
But uh, you know what Santa could really bring me
Or some of them
I don't have a Toro.
What?
You don't?
What if we get a-
Oh, I have- I'm using a Stitcher.
What?
What if these guys have definitely a- wait, what if- wait, guys, what if we start this
with a shotgun, right?
No, one of them had a sniper.
Yeah, he has a- this guy has a sniper.
Oh wait, was that okay to mind?
All right.
There's people down outside, we gotta go.
Go, go, go!
Oh, go!
Okay.
This is like right here.
I don't see any fliers in the sky though.
They've gotta be underground.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You want to try?
Mm-hmm.
Perch hands?
Per maybe?
You've got that for a second, Gigi.
You don't want that for a second.
You need to underground
because there's no red fliers in the sky.
You want to try?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'm coming in!
Got him!
I'm coming in!
We dead people!
A clue?
There he is!
We gotta talk to him!
Got him!
Oh!
One more!
Stay back!
What is going to go, what is going to go?
We'll survive him.
Mr. Silly!
Put the demon up.
Oh my god, he's right there!
All right!
Oh yeah!
Oh, don't you be that please you piece of shit.
Oh, don't you be that please me you piece of garbage.
That's exactly who we're looking for tonight.
I'll give you something.
I'll give you that, please.
I'll give you that, I'll give you that, I'll give you that.
I will let your friend hear what he says is true.
Sacrifice his life in exchange for yours and we will guide you out
No
All right, you're coming with us
You're part of my heart to crew now.
Not gonna lie to you, I would have 100% let your friend live, but he had a shotgun that I really wanted.
Sorry.
The day of the world.
Uh, we see?
I thought it was a gun over there.
Uh, nah, we'll get ya. Don't you worry, Chief. We'll get ya nice and safe.
Did you keep an eye on this hoopla?
Turn on us.
All right, let's leave.
Follow me, dude.
I guess it looked like her name ever on the list.
Oh, third game on.
How are you enjoying it?
It's a little...
To be honest.
It's a little what?
If you.
Nah, you're gonna have a great time. I promise you once you get your skills up. You're gonna. Yeah, those are good fight too
You almost had us right there
Yeah
Mm-hmm. I'll tell you that's a great game. Just give it a little more time
It's you just coming in late. There's a bunch of sweats that have no jobs or bitches
Hi, I should kind of like us actually
More more more her but but be it would basically
I got a bitch. I got your mom.
Alright, okay. Alright, that's it.
I will give you your friend shotgun back and you kill her.
Look there.
That's you. Don't do that. Don't do that.
I'm just kidding. I'm just psychic.
Don't you calm down, man. Just roll.
Oh, you roll.
That shotgun.
That shotgun is nice. That shotgun is nice.
It'll get you. Oh, dingle.
Oh nice work.
Hmm.
Looking pretty safe. I'm not seeing any enemy opposition.
It is pretty safe looking.
Hmm.
Alright, well I guess we just need...
Godspeed, sir! Tell your friend I'm sorry I just needed his group!
Nothing personal!
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen. Excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen.
You take a little pee-pee here.
Let me take a little pee-pee here.
Is your Christmas group from the bot underscore Nugget?
Thank you, Mr. David.
You're a good man.
I hope you had a whimsical Christmas
full of many jollies and whimsical times.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh no.
Did you use a bobcat?
No, I didn't.
There's no time for discussing my game or something!
IT'S MY DAMN!
Back to your love, come on, come on, come on
Back to your love, come on, come on
And have it come back
Back to your love, back to your love
All the voices in my head gettin' louder
Happen told me not to tell you about the rich and poor, the prouders
Had that play vision seen, no boo
Yeah, I love you, but you're all on trouble
I mean, I never said I didn't love it
Caught the cuckoos in my heart so fucking
And the dog chemicals, oh, yeah
All the days, all the tools from I
Fall into the fake, I'm used to
Let's ride!
Ready to go, Jizzy?
Jizzy?
Huh?
Ready to go?
I'm ready to go!
Go on!
I'm not bringing the Toro in this time!
going in raw. Kettle for all
blue attachment. Are you coming
in? Can't. Hey, that was almost
a word. I said the same kit. Oh,
okay. Alright. Okay. Gotcha.
Wait. Did I cut out? Yeah, you
said cap. That's what you said
on my head. I don't understand
I actually there's something I've never seen any other streamer do and I see it because they join the discord and it's really really weird all
streamers unless you're like
Who's that one guy?
Sketch who uses a shit mic on purpose for community connect which I see respect that I've been I've met today
You when you do all of your noise gate and settings for your microphone outside of
of discord but nobody disables their noise gate discord you just people disable the crisp sound
ai thing but they don't disable the noise gate you see how my my circle is always green because mine's
disabled wait what oh okay well i guess today it's not always green but usually it's always green
you've got two noise gates you go to automatic gain control so you see you want to turn off first
First, you want to turn off noise suppression powered by Chris.
It's right next to the disconnect button.
Make sure that's off.
That's probably already off.
And then you go to voice and you turn your,
oh yeah, I haven't done this in like a year.
It's somewhere in here.
Oh wait, you changed your input profile to studio.
To studio.
Because you got a good mic.
Because you don't have a noise gain on your microphone.
Then it's going to really fuck with it.
What was he?
Okay, so does it sound any different?
Okay, now you sound really quiet.
Hey, maybe we do this later.
Maybe we do this later while we're not live streaming.
All right, switch it back.
Switch it back, we'll do this later.
Is that better now?
Well, you sound great, you just sound quiet.
Oh, okay.
Huh.
You switch it back yet?
Yeah, I had changed it back.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Now that's right.
Okay. Let's go here. Perfect. Oh,
Mr. Butt Nugget. I'm over 20.
Good man. Good. I'm mad. Hey, Mr.
Curse and Mr. Soleil. I'm over
20. Good man. Good. I'm mad.
Good. Good. Good. Good.
Little bit of group for the GG.
Thank you Mr. Buttnugget.
Peace each my boy.
Now let's RIDE!
from the bungalow awards
they're really cool
it like this one which
the boggolators need you to fire something it was better than that but
it like
it's
not a cool it's not a cool stuff imagine like three wartime posters
but it's never creepy people in the army
it's kind of weird to have me up on my own wall
i think about it
well if you look past that part it's pretty cool it's got me and it's got
like join the war and stuff you're down to business
it was that I could have swears or something I could have swears or
of it. Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle! He watch out, he watch
out! What the hell, he's jacking his peanuts! No, I can't. Sir, sir, before you kill me,
you must not... Okay, well, I didn't expect two gentlemen to be stroking each other off
at the base of that zip line. What a Christmas treat. Jeez, let me tell you, I want to
coming that guy shimmy I want to stuff that guy's stocking let me tell you that
right now give that fuck of my milk that's what I want to do fuck those
people what the hell would they do it down there he gave you his milk instead
okay all righty you think mr. boom all right well I've lost everything near
you're in the enemy. You want a free kid? Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Join me in this situation
gentlemen. You must discuss. Oh we can go here, this is a perfect spot. Right here, right
What's up here?
Tuesday in it.
Tuesday in it. I forgot. I
remember. I asked a question.
Somebody just do people in
Britain celebrate Christmas.
What is their government not
allowed them to do that either?
I'm pretty sure they do.
Okay. Alright. Now LET'S RIDE!
Oh, wait. Oh, well, hold up. Now let's ride!
all of you. I bought talk of how do I refund it now? That's the spice you know. That's
the spice, you know. Congratulations, you've ruined your life. You've ruined your social
life. You're going to lose your job. Your wife's going to leave you. She's going to
take the kids. Congratulations. Look what you've done. Look what you've done. Congratulations,
sir. Hope you're happy with these decisions. Hope you're happy with the decisions.
consequences to him.
Mmmmmm....
Uh...
Oh Mr. Snipey, Mr. Buche, Mr. Brick and Mr. Jamal!
What's good man! Good ah man!
Mr. Texas and Mr. Bud, Mr. Holiday!
Mr. Texas give a what's good man! Good ah man!
Good last easy was good ah last.
Oh, hello Scarow.
Oh my God! There's two people right here!
Oh
I'm gonna die immediately no doubt about it. Holy shit. I'm so dead
Don't what don't what left me for you
Wait, I think I think you will just be this means this means this means this means this means
I can't I'm oh my gosh. I have no stem
Hey, don't worry about it. Hey, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
I'm going to knock his friend out now.
Good, good.
Tell that fat piece of shit that I hate him.
Tell that fucking that he's a piece of crap
that I hate him.
You're... you're crap and I don't hate you!
You're called fat and ugly!
And you're fat and ugly!
Wait, I just realized I could talk to your mic.
Wait, hold it open for me.
You're a fat, ugly, sneaky fat person!
You piece of shit!
Gotcha.
Ooh, nice shot.
This is cooking.
I
Had a cook
I've got a cat with me, did.
Hmm.
Lou Dooley sent Merry Christmas.
Most esteemed nut.
I will have you know that today I spent most of the day destroying nutcrackers.
They will never win doing God's work doing God's work sir doing God's work
but work out the chief said Merry Christmas from Kansas way better than
Texas by the way that's not even so congrats on a successful year and being
the best mr nut hoe the best for 2036 yeah baby oh nice word jiddy
I miss my first shot well that's how you do it
How you doing?
What?
I was fighting this guy, you guys killed him.
Gigi, I don't know if you need team leader Wiseman guidance right now, but I suggest killing yourself.
First hand?
Or maybe?
Yeah, I'll just get her.
Yeah, maybe.
Well, obviously in the game of course, in the game of course, we can go to the next game.
In the game of course, in the game of course.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent, excellent.
You know, they were going to, uh, revive me.
Really?
Yeah.
What happened?
I thought you wanted me to get out of the fence.
Oh, yeah, probably better, probably better since you're on a free kit.
Mm-hmm. Let's give that one more shot. I can see you. They did not kill that guy. Apparently I did. Oh good work.
I can see folksies not ability to stick with the team leaders rubbing off the middle. I can see that. I can see that.
Poisoning your mind. Poisoning your mind. I did really good last raid, okay?
That's right. That's right. Thick not of the trials and tribulations of yester. Raid before last
Raid, you know, where we killed a bunch of people. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a hundred percent, a hundred percent.
I just want to give a big shout out my condolences as well and my thanks for letting me die. I
appreciate that. Wait, you didn't die that Raid. Do you know where we got out? No, but this last
That's why we just dead.
Yeah, I get it.
Big shout out, big shout out.
Thank you, you did it.
Let's ride.
Oh no.
I'm on it.
Tell him what the deal is.
I'm gonna go from it, I want it!
Merry Christmas from Texas. Well, I'm in Texas, so Merry Christmas is just in regular.
Merry Christmas there!
What gun do you have?
I've got the Stitcher.
Wait, there's a team right here.
What?
You know, come back!
Go back, go back!
Right on me, right on me!
I got you, I got you, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Over here, the village.
Okay!
Do you think?
Oh!
One down!
Take this, pussy!
Oh, you watch more, do ya? Do you watch more?
Take that, pussy!
Stupid bitch.
She a lady, stinky man.
Yes it is sir, yes it is.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
And not enchant, thank you Mr. T-Pain.
Thank you Mr. T-Pain.
T-Pain says Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Gigi T-Pain says Merry Christmas!
Say that!
Merry Christmas! I hope you had a good one! Sorry, I was... you'll treat...
Merry Christmas!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Wait, you're Santa?
Mm-hmm, I've been Santa all night!
Dolly is fucked over here.
Wait, that's why you weren't... streaming?
Oh my goodness.
The whole thing just woke up?
Hell yeah.
Balanced.
All things should be.
Just as God intended.
Balanced.
Good thinking, Mr. T-Bade.
Good thinking.
I had to wake up early to spend time with loved ones.
It's been a hard day actually. Pretty hard day. Actually, you know what? It was a good
time. But those fuckers, I'll tell you, they opened presents slower than molasses. It was
like one present for 20. I fell asleep. I fell asleep right there with my unwrapped
presents on me. There were good people. Good times. There we have some tea. Oh my
God! Oh wait shit I forgot we're doing lock gate we can't come in here. We can
hobble through the trash cans for the card.
Oh I found the card. Yeah right here. Oh nice work. Oh my god we're under attack.
Oh, I'm dead I know the hand danger
You need to be the pilot
I don't really like that peanut oh
Dingle
Put the putting card in your bunch just to keep the killers. I don't have a butt
I'm
I'm gonna smoke the front door. We run out and go to the left. Yeah, we're gonna go to the right
You ready ready? I dropped it in a bush so they can't get it. Go go go go go go go
smoking
I don't know. One shot
You jump another one another one. We need one for down below, one shot
You're gonna get a free kid.
Did you get that benefit?
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what?
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what?
wait what did you bring a big kid to know no I found it oh yes yes and we told
that beat the sound it's the bombs on the ground don't walk on them oh you know
you can walk on them and then just on them oh that's cool mm-hmm you just watch
watch on them and as soon as you are on it you hit the E.
Wait what?
As you look, they're cool.
Wait, what?
They're new tech.
New tech alert.
Oh my gosh, I thought you were like going to kill yourself.
No, no.
That's pretty crazy.
Little bit of new tech.
Now I hear some hoodlums blasting in the southwest
that we'd like to take a little game there.
What do you mean by that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Think of little Pete.
Little Pete never hurt anyone.
What's he doing?
Bokwondo!
That was nasty. That was disgusting.
That was gross.
Oh my god
What is happening over here?
I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
George!
Come on James!
He wants to, he wants to!
He's behind the deagle, he's behind the deagle!
Good day, yeah
nice
This is all of his amigos
His GD is good sir GD's. I
Wish you a merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Ho
Merry Christmas
Oh
They get out of here
Get out of here. You know you need to get out of there. Oh my gosh, the rocket's here
Get out of here. This is our load
What the hell was that sorry?
I didn't take him out. He was taking her loot.
Oh.
Well...
I'm in a little trouble position.
Oh, now you're in my favorite position.
I've been watching since the start.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Oh, and I missed.
That would have been the perfect shot.
And that would have been the second most perfect shot.
And that would have been the third most perfect shot to save the day.
Ooh, got one!
Look at the other one!
Who the hell is that guy?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Wait, they just got sniped?
Wait, what?
What's going on?
I'm starting a thing.
I'm sorry I have to use the sun.
I only see one sun.
I'm sorry.
Gotcha.
What you gonna do people?
I'm doing I don't know where you got shot from oh my gosh. They're getting our are we getting shot up? Oh, they're
Behind his behind his
Right once
He's not just one shot, what do you mean?
He's not one shot I hit him like for time
That's not what we saw
That is not what we I don't know what you saw on your end, but that is what we saw
That is not what we saw over here at the Bungalow Nation.
I don't know about you guys.
I didn't see any of those subjects.
What do you think about TV first?
Or do you think you should kill her?
Could maybe be a racist, maybe possibly.
No.
You never know.
Just thank you.
Yes, yes, yes, it is.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, it is, yes, yes, it's Mr. Peter and he needs your help.
I need the three magic numbers on the back of your mom's credit card.
Is she in town for Christmas?
Stop 24-0.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Well, if we could also use a defibrillator by chance, and you've got one.
I'm almost dead.
Suck a fang, peanut.
Oh, she sucked the fang.
She's not me, I'm almost dead.
Suck a fang, dog.
She's suck a fang?
Whatever, give me your vibe.
Oh, I'm dead.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Excellent, excellent.
Great.
No, that's not how you do it.
Genji, I'm telling you, listen, you may have been LeBron James on the Lakers, Prime Game
Day, putting up 100 points on your screen, but on my end, you were Angel Reese on her
best day.
I am talking rebound after rebound, not a single, not even one drop of blood came
out of that man on my screen not one dude on my screen I didn't even my chance
that I did hit him but he was definitely not one shot well honestly you
know what I've actually had a hunch for a little bit I've had a little hunch
let me let me explain my hunch and then you and my bungalow is confirm it you
know when you shoot a guy and it's obvious they to seal on because the
Sparks come out?
Yes, okay, I shot that guy like six times no sparks came out
So what I'm led to believe is that he's one shot
I believe there's a glitch in this game right now where if you shoot a guy
Sometimes even if they have a shield the sparks won't come out. Do you think that's true?
because if
That's the only way that I wouldn't have been one shot or at minimum two shot. I just think that it's such bad de-sync sometimes between
Certain like it depends on like where they're from if they're on console and we're on PC
I think it's just the de-sync is really bad sometimes that it doesn't
Hit red
Maybe yeah, you didn't crack him. No, that's what I'm saying is when I was shooting him
There was no sparks meaning he was already cracked from the start
unless I'm right about the glitch and there there's sometimes OR times when
you shoot him and there's no sparks even though they have a shield
yeah I don't know honestly yeah he's not talking about my shots he's talking
about his shot my shot didn't go off with his shots
you didn't hit him six times okay well maybe I'm not like at least five
times four times I hit him at least four times at minimum I hit him four times no
doubt my mind maybe three times at least 100% 100%
I've almost as many times as I hate your mom
Oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus what the hell is wrong with you it is
Christmas Genji you are supposed to be spreading cheer and jolliness and all
you can talk about is my mom's pussy I was cheerful and jolly when that
happen
You going to hell I hope you know that I
Hope you know that when you're burning in the 13th circle of hell for the rest of eternity
And your flesh is falling off the bone like a prime rib
I want you to think back to this moment. No, I want you to think back to this moment right here
that no he's gonna be checking his list he's gonna be checking his twice you're
gonna head up to the gates and he's gonna say what did you say on December 25th
2025 and it's gonna he's gonna play a clip he's gonna grab it straight
well that was funny
I'll see Jesus would probably meet you like that I'll see I you know what she's
He's probably gonna be chillin' like that.
He probably be chillin'.
He probably be chillin' like that.
Maybe.
50-50 dollars.
I mean, apparently he hung out with all of the bad people, so.
I don't know.
Apparently that's what it says in the Bible.
I don't know.
125 AM, it's the 26 P9.
you got this fuck it is still Christmas until I go to bed
now let's watch
honestly I see we bring it back again I see we bring it back skates what do you
think I don't even have my kids oh scrap up something together scrap and
scrap grab whatever you got out of your homeless person shopping cart and
put it on I'm bringing in a renegade and some doozies I saw a bunch of people on
Twitter going you know that Jake Paul fight they're like you got your job
snapchat guys we did you see the fight you see the fight early again that was
a nasty punch I don't know why he'd be facing a mountain of a man like that but
the job I don't know about other surgeries I think money well of course
but the job I've heard that's like the worst one to operate on you give to eat
through a straw for like six months don't you wait what don't you yeah
cuz you have to sew and shut like six months don't you yeah I don't think you
can it's job broken that's three places like that only like three months
Like three or four months, but it's crazy. I saw some people legitimately on Twitter be like, wow
You got your job broke was it worth it pushy? It's like yeah, dude
Yeah, that was 92 million dollars. Okay. Yeah, I let the Quavius actually ram my shit for a week straight with no sleep living off
Nothing, but can butcher juice and cane sauce. I
I'm for half of that a quarter of that. Are you out of your fucking mind? Are you out of your fucking mind? I?
Some people some people they don't have what it takes they don't have what it takes
It's gonna be I'd be on that shit
They're talking about I mean I mean the thick of it in the thick of battle
That type of cash you crazy. Are you in your mind? You are your mind?
you going crazy or no are you going in crazy wait am I muted when I say that yeah you
on I'm just gonna bring in a Venator okay I'm gonna do I'm
okay I shit oh yeah I shit I'm gonna bring in a renegade a total maximum
rate for me max I'm a little scared to do this because it's like my last full
kid of this before I lose it all you got you gotta go you gotta go crazy
raid. You gotta go absolutely crazy, okay? Okie dokie, you're a dokie.
Bye.
In the game of course, in the game of course. In the game, you know what I'm saying?
Preferably though, but I don't have all this stuff, of course.
Here we go.
A little bit of this.
Perfect.
Couple of these.
Here we go.
Did you wear a blue or a blue shirt?
can you wear a blue or a blue shield with a blue triangle or no no you can't
Um, no, that's what I'm using, but that's the white one.
Okay, good to go.
Let's ride it.
Hmm.
I
Stop the quabius here who do you need some sit ramps?
No, thank you sir. I actually got thank you sir. Thank you sir
You must have heard wrong. You must have gotten me confused with another peanut. I appreciate though. I appreciate that
you.
It's a classic boxing cash out fighting the bigger guy you know you're gonna lose against
is better than losing to a guy your size if you would've lost to a guy that would've
been more embarrassing.
That is true.
That is true but he has to have his jaw shut for four months and he would've gotten
Hey, that anyways, honestly, I would just find a guy my size
and get $92 million and not have my Josh Snatshot.
You're talking about, he's got the option.
Bro, what I can't call you fat,
we're talking about, that's actually a good first time chat.
That's a great first time chat.
I used the first first time chat
that never involved the word fat
and it's not calling me yet.
Where are you gonna find a 500 pound box?
Oh, you think you're funny, huh? You're a funny guy. You think we got a little comedian in the chat, huh?
You're a little funny guy.
A little funny fella, huh?
We got a funny guy, huh? You think you're a little funny guy? You think you're a little funny man?
Fungalators tell me we're the funny guys right here.
Me fuck up!
Think about that! Next time I'm gonna hit you in the chat!
UUUUUUUUH! TRIED!
You
What about a Vtuber boxing match you got that jiji
Whoever has more Pokemon cards in a deeper voice wins
I
Bro what?
Don't make fun of Pokemon cards. I see I just had to use it to set up the Deeper voice joke. I
Had to fill it with something that was just a filler. I was just a filler that was just a filler
That was just a filler. I just had to think of something
As you need you can't
Get two iPads robot wars
Actually, you know that um those like slab like I guess gambling things
I was telling you about like the power packs from game stop. Yeah, I
Hope I spent $500 that I opened a gold star Rayquaza, and it's worth like 17
And it's worth like 1,700 to 2,000. That's very good. That's very cool, Genji. That's very cool
Well, I think cool is the wrong word. That's very economically efficient. Very economically
efficient.
Sadly, if it wasn't a 10, it'd be worth tens of thousands, but it's a nine, so.
I'm telling you, I still, I'm not a card opener, but I don't understand if it's new
out of the box, it should be a 10 out of 10. And if it's not, you should be able
to return it and get it at a time because that means they sold you a jank card.
No, it's just like how the printing is. Some of the cards are printed like misprinted.
That's a cause for immediate refund.
No, they go for good money though.
He's saying if I bought like a computer or a car and it was missing a wheel or a hard drive
it would be like let's get a refund on this really quickly.
I know people just love miscuts like some people actually collect them
You guys like look down on those people in the Pokemon community
No, oh
Wait, was that some people that collect PSA grade one
Wait, was that your people could you just make a grade one by taking a grade 10 and shitting on it?
Yeah, pretty much
But most people like to just have it like the natural way, whereas it was like highly played.
Mr. Selma, what good man, good man!
Give me some time to make sure I don't have to do anything about this.
What good man, good man!
Now watch this ride.
Did you stand back?
I'll handle these hooligans.
Ain't like that pussy, ain't like that.
I don't remember that.
killed him. Oh, there's a guy over here. What the hell was that? Um, he's on this
draw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you? The spider, the spider might get to him.
It's just one because I killed one. You go cheap. Nice. Thank you. Yeah, the
The spider's going to him.
I'm going in!
Where'd he go?
The spider's following him.
Yeah, he's jumping on him.
Crack him?
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
The south one, the south one!
They threw it at you, didn't they?
I need to get you from the southwest.
Wait, what?
Yeah, there's a trigger day
to come from the southwest.
I think, wait, was that the southwest?
Oh yeah, it was it was it!
Got one, got one!
Oh no, took an eight!
Fuck you, fuck you, he might shit, he might poop, he might shit!
Oh, Mrs. Spina got him!
Hurry!
Press the extract, press the extract so we can survive!
I gotta go!
I don't know, no, no, but we just need to be able to, like, live as well.
I can't believe I'm going to die.
Wait, peanut.
Did you just kill that guy right there?
No, I can't know what.
I'm gooping.
Just running in circles?
Good thing, uh...
Oh!
Peanut.
Oh!
Peanut.
Oh my gosh.
Dude.
No.
Oh my gosh dude oh my gosh dude there's people behind me!
Get the extractor the extractor!
Go go go!
I just got there Sid.
You know I told you we needed to loot after we opened the extract so we could like so I could aggro the
It like on me, but without dying so you could no need to worry Genji the team leader is safe
No need to worry. I lost everything
Everything.
Excellent maid, excellent maid.
Oopsies.
Sorry.
I'll bring you in a free gun.
What gun do you have?
I'm bringing you in a free vanita.
On the house.
On me.
On the house.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Uh oh.
Oh
Damn you just killed me
Be one quick second, I'll even make it a venerated for a blue attachment and a green attachment look back
Dang, you actually have enough for that stuff. I've got a couple tricks up my sleeve couple tricks up my sleeve
This is something something for the boys back home. I'm up
Here we go
Tell this gentleman right there and then put these over down there
But back over there so this cut right here, but then we ride
You give her a bobcat
That's not getting carried away. Let's
It was a simple mistake, a simple mis-input, let's not get carried away here, let's not
get carried away here.
Don't want to lose sight of what's important here.
Alright, let's do this thing.
Keep moving the tax rebate, that's right, that's right.
Okay, that's right, Mr.
T-U-Tekusa, especially when you clip some music and
bomb cap, you'll get another one.
I got one the next raid.
Put it in my booty.
Oh
What happened to Stella Montes dude, I can't honestly listen
I like Stella Montes as much as the next guy, but as soon as you shoot a single shot
There are 12 Navy SEALS with a kit not even worth killing them for actually pounding your ass
every time
Let's ride
me to give it to you. Give some
a gun. Oh yeah. Of course. Of
course. Here you go. There you
go. Don't worry.
Dude, my uncle does I guess
paintball or airsoft or whatever yeah and they actually have games where they
do like an extraction mode and that they have to go out and like find stuff and
extract with it basically that's cool that's cool you know what one thing I
reveal about paintball is that somehow even if it is the fattest motherfucker on
God's green earth he has got the movement and the dexterity of a
Greek guy have you seen those guys he can be 450 pounds and he'll outpace you
say both he is you see those right you see those guys yeah he's moving he's dead
that's called dedication to the game that's what that's called first thanks
is no not first hand experience found.
Oh, Mrs. Midas's suspicious race.
You better get into the tower quick.
Well, it's two people dead over there.
So, spasher race.
Oh, no, he's coming.
What was that?
Peanut.
Peanut is coming over here.
It's just suspicious.
He's just suspicious.
He's gotta keep moving.
Mm-hmm.
Those are primary sore signs.
Guys, I am not that fat.
I am not that fat that is a deep state lie.
There's a deep state lie perpetrated by the government
to trick you and to fool you.
And you're letting them do it.
You're letting them do it.
Consciously.
That is her... the other spider on the other side powered down or something.
I didn't hear that.
I'm lagging.
Really bad.
You're like FPS lagger or the other one.
You're not lagging.
Just like you're like skipping on my screen and stuff.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
We're in there.
Oh, right here!
Hit him once!
Easy, easy, easy.
Oh, I missed!
Oh, my God!
I broke him, I broke him!
Oh, God, what, God, what?!
Nice.
Gotcha!
I don't have any nades.
Oh, they just their name.
I'm going in!
Is he dead?
Yep, we killed him.
Oh, the ding got the blam, the boozy.
Gotcha.
We're doing pretty good so far.
There we go.
It's closing up.
This door's still not breached.
We got extra security.
Okay
Wow his gun is zeroed what the heck this guy was one of those pores
Yeah, I'm seeing with this guy
See little people with a leg see there's any who do we got here?
No hood rooms to be seen
Hmm.
That's me.
Wait, there is actually shooting over inside there.
The shot doesn't look like there's actually 50K viewers watching.
Listen, it's Christmas. Can you be a loser on any of the other 364 days of the year?
Well, yeah, there is Tuesday.
I just saw them at the door.
It can even be a holiday. It can be any... Come on.
For me. For me.
Come on. It's Christmas.
Choose any other day to be a loser.
Any other day, any other day, you can literally be another pick your favorite holiday. Hey, even your birthday even your birthday
That's how open I am as long as it's time for Christmas here. It's time for Christmas here. There's no time to be a loser
There is no time
You're doing a holiday spirit
Oh, oh, it's a nice, it's a nice, take that, clicker!
You won't die.
Gotcha.
Who is here?
Yeah, I'm trying to ping it.
Someone just died in there.
Let's get him!
Follow me gang.
Gotcha. How many did you see die? One or two?
Just one.
Either there's two teams and they're still blasting or there's one team and one of them
horrible and died to a clanker yeah that's the only options it can be per chance
per maybe we're taking a little peep who'd be never hurt anyone
wait why is that clinker mad at someone next to me first off clanker
Christ Jesus I thought we talked about this
Uh
Got him!
Nice, nice
Dude I'll call the lift
You know, it'll just be faster to go up in here.
Get out of quick!
Hi, I'm going inside.
Why you going so fucking fast fellow?
What's he, what's he? He's back up.
Go, go, go!
I think they jumped off.
No way.
Where are they going?
Oh, I fell.
Oh my God.
Oh, hello, Cher.
Wait, he's terrible!
Wait, where's his friend?
The other one's up top.
Did you get him?
I shot at him.
Oh
He's right here right here. I made a boo-boo fuck you fuck you eat my shitty my poop
Yeah, he you're hobbling on the ground with a bitch
Oh God
Did you got it you gotta get him you gotta get him economy me names
Call me
Go go go!
No, what?
I'm not okay, I can't-
What's it like?
Nooo!
That'll just go sometimes.
What!
That'll just go sometimes.
Okay, what's...
Dude!
He died?
Yes.
You didn't...
That is my renegade of my turtle.
I cannot understand it.
Please, put...
Every fiber in you being Riz, these fuckers up, please God.
Hey, she told me you're a lady.
Why haven't you seen one of those before?
Later, cook!
I need a tool. I need a tool.
His duo should be like right, right down here somewhere.
Better cold than a cold.
I promise we killed them.
Come on, come on. Come on.
He's gone.
I don't know where, he might have called off.
He's gone, he's gone.
Do you think you can stop my blade at least?
Like with a bandaid? I'm about to die.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Dude, they said that they were gonna raz me.
What the heck?
Well, I've lost everything I've loved.
I had a total four in a renegade four nasty attachments. That was my best kit I
And depressed and I have AIDS
You know what we should do what I in the game of course
free kits on
Space port and I go open all of the breach stuff. That's good thinking. That's good thinking
That's good thinking good guns, you know, that's good thing. That's good thing. Yeah, that's great thing. That's great thinking
R.C. Riz game on some part some part. I was trying first
I did get res twice today by random people and then there was gonna be a third
But they didn't have a d-fit very nice party. That's very good. But first you got to make him feel good
Good about themselves. Hey handsome. Hey handsome. Those are great shots out there.
Come on, suck them a little. Hey handsome, those are great shots. Then, then, you're going for the kill.
Hey, you don't want a fellow like me could use? I mean, if you've got an extra one,
once I want to burden you. A little defense, a little defense. You're time out. Step one,
step two simple step one step two simple make them feel good then going for the
kill and then when they revived you if you want to go for real kill you can't
do that too but you got to get past first two steps first make them feel
special you see what's that's what I'm episode again wait they need a man's AI
voice so I can pretend to be a man oh we all I remember make him feel special I
love you is that the one if I get that right wait am I thinking of the right
one you know what you could use with those candy bar carrying bags and some
Kenny got barcaring man carrying bags. I think I think I think I think of the
right one I think I'm thinking right one is that right is that right gotta
make him feel special. I'll look it up I'll look it up I'll look it up there is
the male AI voice no they actually all sound the same no no no they don't
yeah they do there's ten of them some of them are ladies some of them are
guys. I mean, person type A and person type B.
What?
Nothing. Oh, nothing.
Um,
now the close
the close one.
Except you, I think he's in.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
I don't even know how to turn that on though.
Hmm.
What's wrong with that? Not the thingy sir.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
Quick save. Quick save. Quick save. Quick save.
Gotta learn the tricks of the trade buddy.
Gotta learn the tricks of the trade.
Alright buddy. Gotta learn the tricks of the trade.
Little, little ace up your sleeve.
Little ace up your sleeve. That's what you gotta keep.
So the guitar. DUMBAR!
How dare you suggest I sell my guitar!
There's a cool item and I will not be getting rid of it!
Huh?
Hmm...
They're cool suggestions.
Can I have a drink?
Oh my goodness, I've completely forgotten.
I forgot reports of what he does. Are you drinking on this Friday night?
No. Well, you can't drink because you got like stomachache or something, right?
Oh my gosh. It was something, right? It was stomachache.
I guess you could kind of say that, but no, it's not stomachache.
Well, how do you get hammered then? I don't.
I
Get in there. Let's get in there
Wait click into your game. Can you hear that I?
Can't hear nothing. Well, I've got my game you're in for this feed and so I can't hear you then oh
Oh
Okay, tell me how this sounds.
I
That's right
How do I sound?
Jesus Christ turn that off immediately turn it turn it off turn it off
Turn it off. Why turn it up. Turn it off. Oh my god. Oh my god
Hi, P. Night. How are you? How do I sound? How do I sound? Do I sound like a man? Deep
from the soul.
You sound great, Gigi. You sound great. You sound great. You sound great. You sound
great. You sound great. The other news I have is now, but you sound fantastic. You
sound great unrelated by the way you have you sound great you sound great
follow me
does it actually sound like a guy? yes yes it actually does which is weird because
when a guy uses a girl voice changer it sounds like a kid but you just sound
like an old person
I
She sounds pretty good
And Graham's here
Just going along with my cane
Open night. Oh perfect me
Don't you worry grandpa? I got you. We'll get you back to the nursing home. You got lost again
This does not sound like Stephen Hawking.
Is this what you find?
What?
This does not sound like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is more like,
At Island, was great.
Ha!
Oh my gosh!
You goofed over!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go hit this breach thing in here.
Hmmmm.
What if there's goop to be had in here peanut?
Maybe, maybe.
Gotcha.
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, okay this was actually really good.
Okay I got an anvil level 2 and a wolf pack.
Now I don't have to use the pharaoh you take these is eight more heavy shots for
your who's he do's he oh my god this ditch is looking at us ready three two
one
me that is still on the roof I looked away for just a split second I could
just watch someone around the roof
maybe I mean there was someone that died over that direction actually two
people maybe
maybe honestly let's go to where those guys died in the north west and take
a little peep and see what's going on. I'm down.
It goes hard. The kettle's nice. I'm telling you, the kettle should be at
minimum of blue weapon. That's right. Blue weapon. Blue weapon. Oh,
wait, there's a trap right here. Look at that.
Oh, okay.
There's a clinker right there.
It means that we've been here in a while.
You can just look at the ground.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we're dead.
Three grand's got your back.
Thank you.
Thank you, GG.
Thank you.
I'm not sure.
The three grand's got your back.
Thank you. Thank you, GG. Thank you.
Those hoodlums should be somewhere out here.
Do you think they died beyond the wall?
I think they died beyond the wall.
Yeah, I pro... I mean, I think that they're kind of back, like, out.
They're somewhere.
Perch hands? Per maybe.
Oh!
Nice.
Nice shot!
Oh!
Thank you.
Nice shot.
Look at these break open Hoosie-Doozie's of a year.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes there's two in there
Actually, let's peek in to see if there's any
There's none. Don't even open it. That's your job. We on there. He's one of you, right? It might be him. Yeah
There was not a single gun what the heck no guns at all no
Hmm oh wait right there down there who the hell is that guy
I
We give me a pharaoh give me a pharaoh in like Timberlake's
Me two of them two of them
You see him right there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right three two one. Oh, I missed. Oh my god. He stopped immediately
Oh, they've got it as well
You know, why did you miss hit one hit one?
Oh, okay.
I can see his foot over there.
I love how I just can't see them and then they peek and-
OOH HEADSHOT ONE!
Oh my god!
Well...
Okay...
I don't know how this is gonna go.
I feel like we should get an angle on it.
Okay wait, don't peek, just wait for them to make a move, right?
I don't know if they will.
You know they they're in the not so good position. We're in the good position
Yeah, they're not so good position. I think that's how you that's an official military term
I think we just wait. Oh, what if they wait? What if they just wait us out?
If I was in that position, I don't think I'd be moving
No, they got loot that they need to get out we don't we're free kids
I
Go ahead and crouch and we are pretty poor. Oh, they're already on the move. Look. They're already gone
I hit him how that guy get away so fast we we got to get up there
If you go towards the exit, you're like, oh no, it's closed!
Where are they going?
Hmm.
Oh, okay, can you shot at them?
A clue?
They've got to be going over here, Peanut.
This one closes in a minute and a half.
Which one?
The one I just pinged.
If you get there right back over here, I can hear them blow some up.
Let's get them!
Shoot.
I see him!
Headshot one!
They're both right behind this car.
Here another one!
You've got two grenades, these guys are definitely not free kids.
Locked him.
Get a little flaky on him.
I hit one.
I'm going to see him, I'm going to see him.
He's still on that rock.
Like right here.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Hit one in the head, he's hurt.
I'm going in!
Oh, this is a bad idea, this is a stupid idea, this is a really bad idea.
Oh my god, they have shotguns.
Oh my god, I had not seen them have none.
Hello, sir!
Oh, well, you missed a guy on the ground,
so I would say you kinda suck.
Well, you're on your own, Gigi.
You're on your own, and they said very mean things.
Ladder cook.
You got this, Gigi!
Dude, what is up with my gun just being so slow to shoot, man?
I hate when guns aren't leveled up.
It sucks.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
I did shoot him twice, but I just couldn't finish him off.
That, I'm not going to lie to you, those were meanies.
Those were not kind gentlemen.
Not kind gentlemen.
I knew that they were gonna be some rap scallion hoodlumps.
I would have played that a little differently,
a little differently.
I wasn't, I didn't know he'd be coming up then,
missing shots and calling me slurs.
I wasn't, I didn't know.
You should have waited for me, P-knots.
Well, I thought I had a moment of opportunity.
I had just one head shot one with a Fero.
When we go in as a team, we do pretty good.
Well, no, not really, but we do better.
Now, let's ride!
We've been cooking mobbies.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I used to be bringing a Max Kit.
Max Kit, and we dominate.
Okay, that guy did not have a shotgun.
He had an Anvil upgraded.
And I think he had the shotgun.
That motherfucker had a shotgun.
It was the other Hoosie.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Who's the other Hoosie a little bit of a parent
perfect body shots you have to hit someone with the Pharaoh I'm not Pharaoh
with the Anvil like four okay these two head shots one head shot to body shots
or four body shots I believe right and that's just the legs that I think it's
five thanks so if I would have had one more body shot on him you would have
been downed
it's three body shots are you sure three body shots
we talked to miss chicken dude I freaking hate this stupid crosshair
because I'm on a different PC and now I don't have my one that I normally
I'm the doozy
Yeah, but then I'm gonna try to have to get used to that one then
Fair point fair point and trust me this next way it's gonna go ten times better. I'm gonna really get four
There we go perfect no big a little bit of this and some heels and
And some think of course and mr. Shey there. Here we go
Well, I'm good to go
He few guys keep you playing with mr. Hamlin
Stash stream is great tonight. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you good, sir
Three shots with three shots or one heady one body. No, I'm telling you, I think it's
One's head shot to
to body
Maybe I don't know. No, yeah, just one sense up to body or two legs
Mr. Pope, Mr. Pope, when are we gooning you miss the gooning pal you miss the gooning and I even gave y'all an extra
Five seconds you miss the gooning pal. You have to wait till next week. You have to wait till next week
It was a Christmas gift 20 seconds into the 15 seconds of gooning
That's your mom about Max kid. Does he mean he sets doesn't even make any sense
Sorry, but Hutch sucks. Yeah, but he's expensive. He's very expensive. He's good at what he does, but goddamn, I'd do his eye.
Let's RIDE!
What good man, good a man.
Thank you by the way, thank you to the brothers.
How'd you get that skin?
That's the exposition skin, I believe.
You have to do the exposition.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pretty fresh, huh?
Pretty fresh.
Looks like anyone in California that isn't a millionaire.
What the hell?
Oh, it's a cool skin.
You need to mute when you cue.
You can hear the mouth ringing sound.
No, I'm you I'm you
How did the windy chili go with me? I didn't get it
I've been thinking about getting the windy chili. Honestly, I know it will do regrettable things to my asshole
But I do believe the cozy is not lying with the windy chili
I just didn't have the energy in me that night to go get it
Plus, I believe that was like the night before Christmas Eve. So there's a high chance
It would destroy you that's what I assume that's what I assume and I eat a lot when I when I eat I eat a lot
So we're not talking one bowl of Wendy's chili. We're probably talking to three balls of Wendy's chili
I would I make sure to store up that way. I don't have to eat for a long time
I get back to doing what I want to do and come up. I hate having to eat
I hate having to why I love me but I hate having to stop doing things to eat
Same thing with pooping.
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd just have to poop.
My circle is almost as big as your mom's vagina.
Okay, dude.
Now, you can't set up the joke and do the joke yourself.
This is crazy.
All right.
No way you just didn't talk for five minutes,
and the first thing you say is an statement about my mom's pussy.
Okay, I'm...
If I go that way, I'm not living.
You too, Bob.
Dude, what do you mean? What am I talking about?
There's a bast- There's a bastion right here at the door!
AHHHHHHHHH! He won't bother ya!
Dude...
He not- More like not, P-Bad.
You stupid pal.
What are those stupid fuckers?
What are you talking about?
We are going to take us into the building in front of us
We gotta go
I'm coming to read I'm coming to rear
Okay, I'm pushing to the front
Oh, I missed. Oh, I got what I got one
Nice.
Nice job.
Oh no, you're going to get the sword into the stick, pal.
You're going to get the sword in here.
Oh shit!
What the hell was that?
He's up there.
I was trying to...
Oh my god, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, I just got instantly killed.
What?
What? Is that guy?
I mean, it's a bit of that.
Hello, sir!
You think I can have one of those nifty defibrillators?
Per chance? Per chance?
They could be all... Yeah, we should stop going together.
What do you think?
Yeah, what if we all team up? You could think it!
Good thing I like what that guy said.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, wait, oh, hold up now.
Hold up now. I don't think you held it down longer down. Oh
Well hold up now, sir. No need for hasty decisions now. All right. Well, I lost really good for it. I
I don't know what's going on. It is 1 6 to the morning. I think I think the job is around
I think the job is around I think the front is around. I think that's what's going on
I'm gonna lock in here. We're gonna lock in here plus. I'm checking that guy for teens. That was weird
That could have been luck, but I'm second never could be too safe. He has a band on his record. Oh, yep
I see that right here level four
I thought it was weird
Yeah
Yeah, why am I mad at peanut?
Yeah, peanut
Ah
Yeah, I can't believe you peanut. You're the worst teammate ever. I'm so mad at you. Thank you Gigi
That guy is cheating his dick off. That guy is cheating his dick off
100% I thought that was a little suspicious not gonna lie level 4 he came back
man well I peaked and I got instant heads up I yeah yeah I see I think there's a
little something weird going on there some type of wizardry magician essence
you're talking about some type of card trick you playing on us wizard
spouts is freaking I don't know I said he would wake up and complain yes that's
what I'm saying we some is some fucking meat he and his throw in front of the
enemies guns yeah exactly I'm trying to die who's all my shit
heck yeah I see we go one more regular kit we bring in group and then if we
Give up. Oh, we should what no, I don't even have a really good no nevermind. Okay. Freak it. Freak it time
How did he just happen?
Do I use just not but he was just napping he's just napping right now, but you go she's napping
You take it a little slumber
Can you believe he just gamed with without us like all day long I know I know I know and he lied about
about signing up for Grindr last week.
He said that somebody used his email to sign up
and he kept getting matches with the radius and Tyrone.
But Grindr has an authentication system.
You need to authenticate it in your email
before it fully signs you up.
So something ain't enough.
Let's ride.
Let's go!
I was guessing by the way, I was guessing by the way, I was guessing by the way, I
Since all websites have due authentication. I'm just guessing
Disgassing good guess
So I've heard
Heard what oh wait we're going the wrong way. Oh, yeah
Look pretty towers
They're actually very far away
Yeah, we're ten minutes late
We're honestly planning to get there until about 16 minutes so the last team's gonna spawn in before we reach group tower
We have to kill someone quick
Please, g'daddle.
But there might be goop everywhere.
I bet you who have we killed have already killed all the gentlemen.
Wait, there's fighting, like over here.
Mr. Goop, Mr. Goop.
Mr. Donkey and Mr. John, I'm going to find out what's good man, good man!
Mr. Swabay and Lloyd, I'm going to find out what's good man, good man, good man!
He died.
Good lad, good lad, he died.
We need to ride the tower!
We're on top of the tower!
Oh, I see, I see!
You gotta find a zip line, unless you use stab hooks.
What do you got?
What kind of gun do you have?
I have a rattler.
GG.
I got a cattle, but I can't shoot them from this far.
Oh, there's just campin' up there.
Where?
No, that's not up to...
Hmm.
Dude, they are hard...
Hard to move, they can see a wall.
Why should we go in through here?
And lure them down.
I think that they have...
They have to have...
Snap hooks?
The snap hooks, yeah.
Hmm, that's what I'm thinking.
We're gonna have to lure them down,
or wait for them to come down
come down for some of the group they killed. We should get in the towers they have to come into
the tower too. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Oh there's a bomb right there.
How do we play this?
I have a better guy.
Is that?
What is that?
Let's wait a fair.
But how do we get him to come down here?
Hmm.
So you're meeting Cole?
I think we're also getting shot from another team.
I think that's your imagination.
I think I got shot from the northwest.
No.
Shoot a rocket.
Oh, you went about shooting a rocket here.
Look at that.
Genius.
Wait, you're actually on to something.
the farm oh what the hell was that what the hell was that okay hold on I'm gonna
go down and see if I can see one out the front we gotcha gotcha
you're fat as fuck
alrighty then
okay I'm not seeing
I'm not seeing the rocket tears
Did you have alert grenade?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And you didn't throw it up there?
I can do that.
Goodbye, James!
Are they even still up there? I've heard nothing.
What just died what wait I think one fell off the hell is going on there wait
they're using the fake ones they're using the fake things right what what's
going on up there
Dude, there's no way that's someone else?
No, come over here.
Hmm.
That ourselves isn't quite the pickle.
Does he have any ideas if there's any way to get on top without a zipline?
I'm gonna go get you.
No.
Can I stay on that?
You think you've got renegades?
What if I stay on your head?
Wait, the rocket here is here.
Oh perfect! Perfect! The cavalry has arrived, bitches! Enjoy that, pussy! Enjoy that!
Oh
Come on down anytime
Why is the market your best enough I don't know
Hope you're pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty good. Thanks Branskin
I
Just trying to figure out how to kill you you know how to do what with the rocket you're going I don't know
What is it doing?
It's me my ass
Oh my gosh
What the hell is it doing
Get your ass over here!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, you missed.
Purs man.
Better luck next time, big man.
Better luck next time.
They never used to stay inside for a short spell.
What are they doing up there?
There's no way that it just de-aggred.
What is the Rocketeer doing?
What are they on it?
What the clackin' doin'?
Did you have the cloak on or somethin'?
Maybe?
The cloak can't last forever.
But I don't hear the cloak.
Did you know the body could know the bar?
It's just famishing work.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Where'd he go?
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
I just felt too.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh well.
Alrighty then.
Uh.
We should boost these.
We should boost these as a.
Oh what the ea-
Get out of here! Get out of here!
He's right here!
Wait, what?
He actually
straight up might be the worst player.
He actually straight up could be the worst place.
What? What did they have that they were getting access to?
He had a trippin' score!
No, but how were they not getting access to the rocketeer?
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you!
Rocketeer! I don't get it!
Gentlemen, excellent made.
Genji, I think we have to accept the fact that we may actually suck ass.
That was possibly the worst play I think anyone has ever done in Awkwardness History.
But it's not a bad play because dude I have killed Gigi
I jumped off a three-story building and then got my ass rammed. Okay. Well, that was your fault
That's what I'm saying that was your worst play ever
Go go go. Let's ride
That was something that was that was something that was something that was that was one for the books
That was going to keep you up for a couple of nights.
You see some shit at the time it was every time.
Oh, let's run!
You
I think my game broke in.
Don't say that.
I've been on this loading scene for like 40 seconds.
Me too actually.
I think the game went down.
Yay!
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Dreams really do come true.
We're in the city of dreams.
My dreams are fading.
You put me in this game.
Put me in this game.
There is no way.
Oh, thank god.
I'm going to say there's no way my last run of the night
is going to be me jumping off the building
and then getting my ass bounded.
We actually did have some really good ranger we killed so many people today
So we're still up on the 24 17 and thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Thank you sir
I'm starving this granola bar is not cut in it
After this you mom getting three jackspice and chicken sandwiches hundred percent
three three three six ranches and the little box of tacos on the treadmill
while you eat them no no I just didn't know I want to tell them not today but
yesterday mm-hmm 20 minutes of running kind of actually ran there's no no but
I did two and a half minutes of running and two and a half minutes of walking
and then two and a half more minutes of running than two and a half more minutes
walking so a total of ten minutes of running in ten minutes of walking very
nice peanut just getting shake not it are there
greet do you knew me do I knew you knew me type shit hey there's actually a
breach in here that's good
pray for the guns he's just wanting to heal the sex oh my go sit um connection
to game server loss. I blame peanut. He's de-dossing the server so he doesn't have to play bad
anymore yeah I swear to God I just reconnected I'm gonna come back in come
back in
oh we're back
All right, all right, all right, not too shabby.
Okay, what gun do you have?
Yeah, a stitch out.
Okay, that is all the ammo it gave me.
Thank you, very nice.
Okay, what's in here?
Oh, I got a little pistol.
Very nice.
Oh, there's not one up here.
There's not one up there.
Let's go the other side.
Let me check.
No, it should just be on the left side.
Okay.
There's not one up there.
Oh, it's going to go to the tower.
Oh, no.
Go, go, go.
BG, Mr. Worthy.
Not really.
You got a bobcat
No, it's a burlata what chat
That's exactly what a person with a bobcat would say
You got a second gun to cover up the bobcat
It's my Pharaoh that I spawned with
Yeah, she's got what I know
I know
Please just someone shoot me and take me out of my misery.
Eee-ee-ee.
Take me out of my misery.
Right.
Please just shoot me.
It's gonna be a great raid, GGA. Great raid.
Just you wait.
Oh my gosh.
Oh Mr. Krabs, Kadinga, good blam, why aren't these locked, oh it's the tower event, oh
my gosh, me not, we can get tons of crazy group up there, he's going to find the battery,
Oh my god space Jesus is literally right there
Mr. Krabs oh my god all right well we're fine
Pina, you have to wait for it to de-aggro you forehead.
I will hang about for just a short spot and then we'll get the battery.
But James, this is a robot with like 150 mods.
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Good thing I would go to the white balls.
You can get the battery.
Oh, speaking of that, speaking of the voice you said.
Oh, I got it! I got it!
Oh, ma dude.
Oh, really?
What?
Hey, I just spotted from me, but I did not aggro them. We're all fine.
I get the battery! I get the battery!
Also, I have more ammo for you.
Very nice.
Oh yeah, shit, I just realized we didn't need a ton of ammo
when we get to the top.
Because there's a bunch of clankheads.
Oh, people are just dying.
Is that the other side?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, it is!
Yeah.
We're going through the battery,
we're going through the battery.
Oh, space, Jesus!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh, here's the ammo.
Oh, there you go, there you go.
There you go.
God!
Wait, why can't I?
him. Oh, you can't go down here neither. I'm coming in the rear. I see him. I see him.
One on the left, one on the right.
Bokem, bokem!
Nice, nice, nice!
He's dead?
Dodge!
God of him!
Nice!
They're terrible!
REEE!
Good peanut, there are people out there.
you ladies stinky
We'll go find those guys. Oh, very nice
Little bit of faint as well
I got so much here.
Very nice.
I'm going to go check the hoodlums outside of the balloon, okay?
Don't leave the blast in.
Oh, these were- these are pores. These are just pores.
You check this gentleman.
Oh, another one of those pores.
Steaky dirty pore.
He's got a quick keep up here.
Oh, they're right here.
Got him.
Got him out of here.
Hey, who's that guy?
Is that his boyfriend?
I don't know.
boyfriend oh I think it is he's not loaded yet my god now we go back and
get the button I put the battery in here you put the one there I put it oh
Oh wait, I interact. Okay, it's open.
We can go on.
Did he have a battery too?
Yeah.
Oh, very nice.
You have enough ammo for the clankers up top?
I have 287.
Oh, good.
A Stitcher.
That should be enough.
I've got 3.75.
I'm going on up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
in a bomb pad.
Let me throw a pair of you.
Oh, you think you're good to get it?
Yeah, no longer a fact.
Good to get it, good to get it.
Oh, my goodness.
This was down.
Oh, my God, space.
She just is right there.
Hopefully he does not get lured in by this.
Hopefully not.
Don't hurt yourself, boys.
Checking these for wolf packs.
Here's ZBK.
Pigeons coming in.
One down.
Hit the dingle, hit the dingle.
It is two more waves.
Ooh, nice work, Genji.
Thank you.
It'll be a teamwork.
Should be one more.
Oh my gosh, that he's coming over.
Oh, Dingo.
Oh, he's here.
Oh, Dingo.
We're doing here.
It sounded like it was right here.
Oh they're right here.
Oh my god.
One in the back, one in the back, one on the left.
Got one, got one.
Oh
He said he said good game he said good game GG's good game GG's I hope to see you get in the game
Well, I was relating to what you say he said he's he said GG's good game good fight
us maybe we'll see each other in another match if we're lucky oh he said
he said ho ho ho Merry Christmas yeah that's definitely what he said I tell
you I heard him I heard it firsthand he was using the Jolly Spirit good for
him good for him you love to see it you love to see it he was getting quite
Jolly on this on this special occasion. Here we go. This bad boy. Good to go.
Switch on men. No way that's your first time chat. There's literally one thing you can't do.
Oh
Well space Jesus business, so I say we hang out here for a little bit
You know here take this
My oh
Oh
I think faces of us
Speak past him if you're nice and slow on the right side
to hide. Um you aggregate it again.
Peanut. Oh, it was the camera. It's the camera. Yeah, it's the camera. We
need to turn that off. I will just hold up for a little bit longer. Then we'll go back
I combined him. I combined him.
I'm not fucking this, you'll trigger me so hard.
I stacked them pal, I stacked them, I stacked them.
It could be other hoodlums inbound, per chance.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Keep your peepers open.
But it's a little quiet, a little quiet.
Wait, we're gonna go. It's Jagdurd.
Let's ride!
Hold on a minute.
Good thing, huh?
Press the other button.
I'm so overweight right now. This is not good.
I'm a bit of a turkey monkey myself.
But no matter, no matter.
You're making me so hoarse.
Got one?
Peanut?
I think it's aggro again.
Got the other one?
You talking about where?
Oh my god!
FUN!
Peanut, I told you it was aggro.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
the hell just happened oh my gosh it's really great read do you think well did
you want me to check on you thank you thank you I will hold up in here for a
little bit and we'll go get the go well it's highly effective
here comes that one one click it down three to go if we don't kill them in a
certain amount of time it doesn't stop no no I can stop shooting the railing
to be stooped by them we already killed those ones I don't know oh my god so much
good this is why no joke no joke so much of this line oh my god my shields
Broken and spaces right there. We're gonna die. We're gonna die a horrible guy on death
No
One down one down space Jesus
What is this boy friend? What is this boy friend?
What is this boy friend?
He's on a wall.
Fuck it, we can just stay here for a second.
He's kind of a bad friend.
He's going to let his boyfriend out of here.
Oh, he's dead.
Fuck you, sir. Fuck you.
My husband Julio got a Marine Corps promotion to Gunnery Sergeant.
I'll get a hooray and USA chant for the best country.
Hooray!
Thank you for your service, good man!
Thank you for your service!
My seal name's broken!
I should be open this bad boy up and blast him.
Unless of course he's a Trigonade, then we're dead.
one second sir we're figuring out how to murder you give us a sword spell okay
thank you sir thank you sir hey really quickly do you have any trigger names
okay one more happy fuse no trigger names okay thank you sir like he has no
more trigger names and one happy fuse so we as long as we go in and split left
and right wait the dead guy has a skill wait one second I've got a pride
something off your friends cold dead corpse
so what else has come up yeah they're fighting right now
I'm kind of feel bad for that guy are you winning son that's funny are you
you win it? Oh, I think you died. And people through the wall to see. Be careful, because
there's people in there. Oh, I see we just made a link into Blasted. People through the
wall to see. Oh, yes, busted down for me. Busted down for a real fella.
Mr. Goopster! Hello, sir!
Oh, hello, sir! Hello!
It's nice to meet you!
Oh, good to meet you as well!
Unfortunately, it's under dire circumstances. I must kill you!
I would be lovely if I had the honor of writing you, sir.
Oh, absolutely! Absolutely! Go ahead and...
You're a big fan, brother!
Pop down this door for a real gooper, if you don't mind.
I'm gonna throw nades in there. I see one on the right. Yes, you were right there. You see what I mean?
You're busted down for real goopa
You just meant to link it
Little bit of goop
He's just mid lane. Ready? Three, two, one, now!
Oh, he tricked me, tricked me.
Three, two, one, now!
Oh, he tricked me, tricked me. Oh, wait, what?
What?
What the hell was that?
Oh my goodness.
Dude.
Dude, I just...
Dude.
Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm gonna go kill myself.
Excuse me, gentlemen. I have a date with death. Give me a second.
Excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse me.
And squeeze past. You might hit me with one of the bandages.
Yeah, yeah. Excuse me.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh hold up now, hold up now, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, don't do that, don't. All right. Okay. Buddy couldn't even let me have that. Couldn't even let me have my final wedge. Not even let me have my final wedge.
by the way that door completely disappeared right before my very eyes and I was dead as
soon as it disappeared no idea what that was yeah that threw me off guard I threw two nades
and they didn't get hurt and I threw the nades in different areas too yeah that was so
No, honestly, I don't know what's going on, I don't know, that was a little bit of wizardry.
A little bit of wizardry right there, I don't know what that was.
I'll tell you, the door usually, it usually snatches shut.
It has like a whole animation right there.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, because it didn't happen that this time.
It just disappeared and then you started blasting.
Oh, I've never seen that happen before.
That's okay though.
One more free kid, one more free kid, this raid is gonna be the best raid of the night.
Right here.
Okay, Peter.
That's why.
Oh, Mr. Robbie Teeble, we're doing a good man, good man!
Good lad-dee-doo, good lad-dee-da.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, brother.
She's smoking right now because of the server stuff.
Are you sure?
Is that what's calling it?
There was a big bee and not your phone was peed.
There's no time to discuss.
Let's RIDE!
to the dark yet raider. Loot is right for the picking while most of Toledo is asleep.
Though my suppliers say that arc is twice as vigilant after sunset.
Waaah!
RRRRRAAAAAT!
All in peace.
Oh Mr. Weed and Ma'am! I wonder if it is a boy good man, good ah man!
Good to see you again, big man. Hope you don't whims to come Christmas.
I did not- oh yes I did.
Do the right guy
That was just an unfortunate circumstance unfortunate circumstance
What are the chances that there's a soul hornet that comes out of nowhere and aggrosus at this
We missed a car but what we think is a boy good man good a man
Oh, I'm gonna click on me down here.
I should get the boost dance.
Mr. Spider's guard in the bottom of the tower.
Wait, did it not just aggro on somebody?
I think so.
What was up that I heard that noise, dude?
I don't know.
Okay.
Little circumnavigation.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, well, now we have to deal with the sniper.
Oh
My god, the broads eaves the broads eaves
Oh
Clickers it's like a city it's like a city
Gotcha
Do you have this spider on you?
Because it's aggroed.
No, no, I got no spider on me.
Who's the aggro dad?
I think there's some people down below, I guess.
You can go take a little peep.
The peep never hurt anyone.
Pena, we don't want to die to the spider.
I'm just watching for a second. Let me study it. See what it's got. See what it's got.
Oh, it's it's on agro. RC fuck was suspended. Let's get to the top.
Dude, I love these rocks. I love them so much.
That's good to hear. That's good to hear. Oh, my God, there's another Clank. I'm
have no ammo left for the real people.
We're literally three and a half minutes, nothing too shabby.
Oh, Tegos, Tegos inside.
Got him.
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Oh, shh.
Oh, he got stuck on the wall.
I can't see nothing.
Oh, I'm going to die a horrible violent death now.
Oh, wait, don't let me do that!
Hooray!
Got one, got one!
Be my city bubba, be my city bubba, be my city bubba, be my city!
Wait, there's another team peanut.
Gotcha!
I gotta group a little bit, I've got no ammo.
Okay.
Go, go, go!
How's this guy got a shotgun and he's got a free kit?
Oh my gosh!
Oh!
Be my church bell!
oh oh that's nice oh that's nice oh my there's a guy behind me two teams there's
one team there one team over here and one team over here gotcha gotcha cut me
cut me I can't I'm getting I'm getting thirst and oh look at her
I don't know if he's coming right for you.
He's right here.
Oh, I'm the worst player to ever do it. Oh, never mind, he's stupid!
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yep, it was fun of all lads in Genie. It was fun of all lads.
Obviously, that guy just outplayed me.
Honestly, I like his footwork and his gun skills.
Those were my top few things I noticed about that guy first.
Sir, great footwork and gun skills.
I must say great footwork and great gun skills.
Oh my god, and he shows it off one more time.
Eximilarary work, sir.
Eximilarate. Eximilarate.
What a sweet treat. What a Christmas treat.
They didn't shoot a single bullet, by the way, Peanut.
That's because they're toyed.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Dude.
Perfect.
Real gamer right there.
Let me tell you, check out that guy's game.
He's got, he has got the Secret Lab XL Deluxe version.
That is actually funny.
So, so soon you have to name it.
I just think that Trigendate, you should be have to place it.
You can't throw a fucking nuclear bomb out of your pocket and carry like nine of them.
I agree with you.
Yeah, you concur. Thank you, doctor.
That looks like it.
One more for you kids. I've got a good deal about this one.
She was safe to toss, I will also blame science, how we're in space shooting space robots,
let's ride.
I'm using the glass that I used before Christmas too for good luck.
Oh, I've got a rattler.
See?
Can't wait for my hole to get gaped.
That's gonna be a great time.
Oh, Dequies!
Behind you.
Oh, I'm muted.
Oh, welcome back, welcome back.
I've got the best gun.
What?
I got a kettle.
Nice.
But I find really funny, you know, what is how the chat goes back and forth says peanut is the worst player
Jindy is the worst player
Yeah, why not just lie all the time play
Yeah, why are we not bad just all the time?
There's no way that these people don't play the same way as us and die all the time
like I want to see their gameplay
we can't be beef with the bucket as we got a lock in here
I'm not beefing with them
follow me through
I just want to stick to it instead of going back and forth
yeah how dare they how dare they
and on Christmas gosh the gall of some people that's what I say
That's what I say.
I think we vote on Peanut being the worst player.
Me?
I'll have you know I'm the FPS game of the year, pal.
And then I'm the worst sidekick.
And King, VTuber!
King of the VTubers!
You know what I think is funny about the YouTube thing stuff?
What?
Is that people getting mad at you for not calling yourself a VTuber but they were the ones in
the first place that didn't consider you a VTuber?
Uh, yeah, well I heard that they get pissed at anybody who wins, I actually found that
out.
Wait, really?
Yeah, apparently they got pissed at Iron Mouths for the last three years in a row.
What?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
interesting yeah I think it's just a bunch of nonsense it's just bunch of
just a bunch of people with actually nothing going on literally nothing going
on like well I woke up at about 3 p.m. today and my mom doesn't cook the diner
nuggies until about four I guess I have about an hour to complain on Twitter I
believe that's the case I believe that's the case if you die here first
I'll roll those dice. If I die first, I'm the worst player.
I'll roll those dice. I'll roll those dice any day of the week.
Oh, he's right over there. Let's get him!
I just saw him.
He's doing tiny or no, he's still four.
Did he just steal the door left?
They're just shut doors.
Where'd these hoodlums go?
Is that a- it might be above us, Peanut.
Ismael, I swear to be bought here, I thought you saw someone.
I did.
I'm so confused, what the heck?
As we get up there, we kill them!
They did open doors, so maybe they've went up the stairs.
Per chance. Or maybe.
I just saw fire and sign downstairs.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm telling you, there are any of peanuts.
Where ever could they be?
None of these doors are open. The guavananas? Oh, these doors open? A clue?
Wait, I thought there was... wait.
You see something?
He's below us.
What do you mean he's right here?
What?
Got one, got one! There's one to me!
Okay.
He's got a shotgun!
He's right under, he's right under.
No, I almost killed him!
Gosh dang it!
That's okay. You'll get it next time, Tiger.
You'll get it next time, Tiger. Hey! Hey!
You'll get it next time, Tiger. Hey!
Just like me.
Hey, you'll get it next time, Tiger. Hey!
You'll get it next time, Jet.
Well... well... well...
Well, we died.
Sir, sir, if you revive me...
If you to buy it well, hold up.
All right, well, okay.
They are obviously peanut racists.
No ifs and buts there.
They hate me and they hate my people.
Simple prejudice, that's what I see.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well,
wait,
tour,
waiter.
One more free kid, please.
Okay.
that's right hopefully it doesn't give me the wrap I hope it does thank you
Gigi thank you I was thinking the same thing I was literally think the same
If Clogsy hadn't played all day without us during Christmas whimsy, he would be here right now, dying instead of us.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH!
What can you have?
Christmas Chicky Borgor Uwu.
So, if you ever put Uwu in my telegram, I swear to God, thank you, sir!
Thank you, good sir.
Good man.
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, sir.
A wonderful Christmas.
Guys guys guys guys guys I didn't say to everybody put whoo-hoo in the chat
Now there goes the chat for the next 10 minutes
Follow me through
Fuck every single one of you. I hope you had a shit Christmas
I already met I
I only mean the first part fuck every single one of you
Let's ride
Follow me
What's you?
What was that?
You think you can play with the loo-tee?
No!
Oh!
He had Trigonades!
Wait, where is this other guy at?
That's...
Oh my god, he had Trigonades!
And a total 4 and an end of a 4, no joke!
Oh my deagle!
Oh my deagle! This is the perfect cat!
This is the perfect cat!
No way, man!
Dude, seriously, this is the best cat you can get!
Like, super like a minigame!
Oh my...
How serendipitous!
This is massive!
Dude, this is our raid!
I got a max out, Anvil.
Oh, nice.
Cracker!
We got this pine nut.
You need heels?
No, I'm all good.
Okay, let's get past you.
He was out of the testing index?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God!
I'm dead and silly!
Well, oh, my God.
And he's got Toro.
You are dead and sad.
Sir!
The bullpussing, the bullpussing.
Sir!
Hold on, sir.
Now, don't make any hasty decisions you might regret.
Sir!
The bullpussing, the bullpussing.
Sir!
Sir, now don't make any hasty decisions you might regret.
Dude, this is stupid clanker!
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I've got AIDS. I have AIDS. I have super AIDS.
I cannot be my just a 24-in-a-4.
I've got AIDS. I have those things for like 25 seconds!
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight you got the city we believe in you
You got this to do you
You know hi, I don't think I'm killing them. Nah you got this
This is light work. This is amateur hour. You kid me these are the training grounds. These two pussies are you kidding me?
Small gust of wind can blow him over
Where did those guys come from?
That's just how she goes sometimes.
Are these those bots?
That's just how she goes.
Well they have to be bots there's no way. What's up Daniel how you doing my boy?
I think we're bots. I think I think we're bots. I think we're actual robots.
Peanut did you hear that people come up behind me and all the people behind me?
No, I didn't. No, I didn't. All right, one more. One more. We can't end on this. The filing. We cannot end on this defiling. Let us proceed. Let us proceed.
We're going here instead this one here. There's no time to be tired. There's no time to be
tired. There's time to have the best raid of the night here right now.
I've needed to use the restroom for the past two hours.
You didn't go take a shit!
That's mine!
Eeeeh!
It's a fresh new raid!
Fresh bit of the night, come right out.
There's some life.
Fast rate of the night coming right up.
Right here.
Oh, I got a cattle, not too savvy.
And it's a fresh new raid!
Oh, space eases is immediately right there.
Mr. Broly, Mr. Kilby, and Mr. Zombie, my motive is advisable.
What's good, man?
Good, ah, man.
Good, lad, be doing good, a lad, be doing good, ah.
Please, you boys, you really do get me.
Please, ah.
Now, watch this drive.
Ready, Sergeant D.
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that's bad at this game.
I don't know who the hell you're talking about, pal.
I'm so glad I get to share the same exact skill with someone else.
I'm the best of this game! LeBron James of this game!
Yeah, sure you are. Keep letting your mom tell you that.
My mom is very nice lady. She would say I'm very good as well.
I bet she would.
I'll pay every dollar in my bank account for the lip-ron suck.
I'll be right here yet.
We need the loot.
Oh wait, so we're talking?
You're saying your name?
What?
I didn't know we're here, which matters.
your name what I don't know a huge which matters
who the hell is that guy get out of here
get out of here
get that soundboard out of here
who the hell is that guy
I'm dead
JGDU decided to kill me, there's one more.
JGDU finished me as the- Oh my god.
Why did you guys kill Peanut?
Oh my god.
Actually, no fucking way.
What's up?
Actually, no- Actually, no way.
Actually, no way.
Literally, no way.
Why did you guys kill Pinot? We were just on pre-
Oh my god.
Literally, no way.
Oh my god.
Literally, no way.
Oh my god.
You GENJI KILL EM!
Okay.
Oh we're done.
What is happening?
I
Fuck himself you might actually might open in your mic for a second
Sir
sir
Wait wait sir
Fuck yourself fuck yourself eat my shit. You can die. You can die in the game, of course
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck your boyfriend. Eat shit. Go to hell. Then die
In game of course in game of course in game funny
I'm thinking chef, thank you chef, thank you chef, thank you chef.
Can I throw this out there?
Looking pretty good Joe Bob.
Oh, he actually got hit.
Okay, those guys have nothing.
They actually have nothing?
What?
Did they beat me to death with their hammers?
That's unfortunate.
You know what my favorite part was?
Was it when they were finishing me and we were just looping here and doing anything?
That was my favorite part, actually.
That was my favorite part of the raid.
That was my favorite part.
I was like, wheeeee!
I remember, I remember actually exactly what was happening.
I went, woohoo!
I remember actually, I said, oh, actually, I remember exactly what was happening.
He was hitting me and I go YIPPY!
Keep blutin' in there, Genji! You might find something good!
Dude, I am trying to find something to kill them with, okay? Leave me alone.
Let me make a premonition here.
I can see the future.
I literally can see the future. I've got a third eye, a sixth sense.
Something from the Great Beyond, from the Ethereum.
You're gonna sit here for a minute and go out there and die instantly.
He even comes through?
That's he even comes through.
Let's see, let's see.
Take a little peek.
And take a little peek.
Uh-huh.
Oh
Well a cook boy, you know what you know what maybe let it cut let's let it cook for a second
You want maybe maybe you want maybe I'm wrong. You know what maybe I'm wrong. Let's let it cook for a second
Very nice hold up now hold up now. Well, hold up
Jump me right.
She's cooking.
Get her cook.
You go through the floor seat.
Oh, there was...
Okay, well, wait.
What?
Okay, I tried.
Excelling Raid, gentlemen Raid.
Excelling Raid.
Dang it, I didn't know there was two there, to be honest.
Ah, you know what?
You put in work.
You were put in work out there and ready.
Oh, I got killed by the true guy that was like calling you out.
Ah, what a sweet delight.
What a sweet delight.
You honestly were cooking out the ginger.
I thought you were going to go out there and get obliterated.
Got one guy, almost got another one.
Almost two dudes.
Two dudes.
I did kill someone, almost a second one, but missed my third shot.
One more. Give me one more.
One more.
Let's ride!
All right, I was switching it up.
We're going somewhere serendipitous.
We're going somewhere serendipitous full of magical whimsy.
Okay.
Right here.
This one.
Okay.
It's almost cooked. She almost cooked. That was honestly that was going pretty good. That's going pretty good there for a second
Ronda
Would you like another martini man?
Oh, you're gonna have to wait Ronda, let's ride
Oh
Mr. D. Come on with it. What good man good man
Thank you, I'm very kind of you brother. It's very kind of you
Yeah.
Easy.
Hey, guys, hello.
Okay, I'm back. I'm back.
What species is this?
We're like two minutes late.
Oh, that piss species is off.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
I'm going to get these two kills, beat it, make it three.
You know who you're talking to?
You know who you're talking to right now?
Make it three.
No, you know what?
Make it three hundred.
No, four hundred.
Make it four hundred kills.
Three kills.
You got to be kidding.
You gotta be kidding me.
Yeah, some lights some light little bit of light work
Some for the boys back home little something they can take home be proud of
Oh dingal dingal
We try to do a flanky on me
We have the we the major gets killing someone in the triangle house
Oh
I see my shame
Hopefully he doesn't notice that
They're up yonder in the rafters
We gotta get up there!
Pina, I only have a pherom.
To be to be to, we gotta double pherom.
Go, go, go!
Wait Pina, you have to wait for me.
That's not the time for wait I meant, but okay.
The creek is out in droves.
Watch out, watch out!
Can't you see him? He's one shot, he's one shot!
I missed him. Where's he going? I'm going in! Oh shit, I'm gonna die of violent death. I'm gonna die of violent death.
Oh, take that wall.
Oh my gosh.
I keep missing on purpose of course take this pussy take that I like that push it like that
Oh good work George
I
We blow us
Oh dingle dingle dingle
In one
I can hear what you're saying dumbass mutual mic I'm gonna give your team cops
Oh
Thank you, sir, thank you sir. Oh
Well, well God speed gentlemen God speed
All right
Okay, wait one more
Yes, that's not being oh
Yeah, I don't know that second guys dead. I hit the nastiest 180 phase trick shot on him in the head. No, see him
That pussy should be in the dark I
Like to mention that I killed that other guy. You had no pills. He's gonna get the job done
I appreciate it. Thank you.
Thank you for bringing the team
morale up. I appreciate that.
Yep. Yep. Oh, that's right.
That guy was excited. That guy
was that guy was excited. Sided
fella. He was very excited. I
don't know if you also heard
him. He goes, Oh, P. P. P.
P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P.
No, he goes, he goes, Peter,
he's really excited, really excited.
Nope, it was only your name.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
No, he said Genji.
Yeah, he did, he did.
He said, he said Peter, he said Peter Genji.
Let's ride.
That's lighting.
You pop a fresh six milly fracture fuckers of course can't forget the basics can't forget
the basics got to stick to the basics and times like these when we're ten dead rage
in a row but we've also only done three kids to be fair that's cuz we only can do
You freak kids, I'm homeless!
You're always homeless.
Okay pal.
All right, Budgie.
Let's get that team morale up!
That's what I say!
Get in there.
Let's get in there.
There's a guy right here!
Wait!
On the stairs.
He's watching!
Watch up!
I hit him. Wait, how is he not dead?
How is this fucking not dead?
Got him!
Oh, I hear a name.
Where's another team?
I hear it. Got him!
Nice.
See, a little stinky.
Little bit of poop.
little bit it always they were free cats don't it it a little fit though
yeah double Pharaoh you got a Pharaoh as well he had a Pharaoh and I have a
very nice how sublime is that oh for she's a jolly good fellow for she's a
jolly good fellow
I saw someone talking the chat
the stitcher what's the happen I was teacher you do not be what's teacher
Hey, what we do just it's on like I know that wasn't
No, oh, no, that wasn't
What oh
Which one just came out to get down
It won't
Oh, he's saying your name you know behind the thing what's up? Oh
Oh
Oh, I'm gonna be alright
You thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you
Thank you, sir. Thank you
Oh wait did he? Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my- what the hell is going on?
Guys get out of my way! I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Everyone is here. Peanuts. I'm on it. One broke, one broke.
Oh
To the name oh
I'm gonna be Lee he's right here. He's very handsome. I'd watch out
Perfect
Ghost ghost I want you to do something very specific
I want you to grab a pair of pliers out of your garage. Maybe you keep it the toolbox
Maybe you just keep it laying around and I want you to reach deep in my ass
And I want you to pull out three to four dingleberries
Put them in a bowl add milk grab your largest spoon and eat my shit
I'm killing myself
I don't care I do not care
did you die are we gonna do another kid yeah we'll do one more we're gonna we're
gonna switch maps of eight the stream timers oh my gosh this guy was so
kid though well if you want you can take it just head on out you care it's fine
that's fine if you want to that's fine okay thank you good night
Honestly, you know what? Not too shabby. First stream snipers we've seen all night. This raid and last raid. You guys have been doing pretty good tonight evading them. Come on?
Yeah.
You've been doing pretty good tonight evading them.
You see they use a different account or something. This brand.
not finding me based on my account they're finding me because they can see
my screen sir but don't worry we've evaded them all night I've been doing a
good job of evading them just let we just slack a little we slack a little
we'll get them this next time
He's invisible, he's dead, he's not coming back, honestly I don't think Tarkov, I even
still like Tarkov.
Even after 5,000 hours there's something about the slow creeping through the woods, multiple
items, the endless class, something about it is intriguing.
I won't lie, a cheetah in Tarkov will ruin your whole week.
That game, you have to have the best anti-cheetah in the world for that game to be good.
And it doesn't. And it doesn't.
It has literally probably the worst anti-cheat in the world, unfortunately.
Probably the worst anti-cheat in the world.
If that game, not even joking guys, if Tarkov had like the best anti-cheat in the world,
not gonna lie, that would be like...
That would be like, probably the number one game for years to come.
Or at least close to. Top 10.
Top 10. It is! It's a very intricate egg.
Just if you don't have one Gina, it's over. It's over.
I actually got some dup!
Good work!
I could have too if you would have let...
I'd rather die.
Excellent rain, little bit of excellent rain.
Genji, there was two sets of stream ciphers yelling peanut and throwing trigonades. I'd rather kill myself
Which is what I did in the game of course
All right
You could have had a different raid, but yet you chose the same route we've been having
I'd rather do that if we're gonna have a successful rate. I'm taking it for my own
All right, I'm choosing a random map at random at random sound muted game
Game hidden sound muted random map right here right now
great this
Body good serious. It's body good serious. I'm ready. I'm ready body good serious body good serious. Oh god
Your outfit looks like Christmas in Australia
Sir are you referring to Santa
Sir, are you referring to Santa Claus?
That would be the same for everyone, sir!
Everybody!
Let's ride!
Alright, battery tonight coming right up, come in right up, here we go, big raid, big
raid, big boop, big killin'.
Could you come in with this kit?
No, I can't even see kit.
Okay, okay.
I was just trying to make sure like I didn't just screw you.
No worries, I also got some finned.
Oh, have a good night, Mr. K. Have a good night.
Yeah, because I put the kit in there, and I was like, oh my gosh, I hope I didn't like
screw him over in this raid.
One quick second.
Here we go.
Oh, the sniper's out.
Oh, the sniper's out. I'm going to try to bypass it.
All of you. All of you again.
I'm seeing no bogies. I'm seeing zero signs of tangos. I see one right here.
We did it, they're blushing over yonder.
Did you got me? Did you got me?
They're on you?
Why are you so far away from me?
These were down?
Right down.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle, oh, dingle.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh! Two Tegels, two Tegels, we're on top one, but I'm alone. Sir, the door is closed. Grenades don't go through closed doors.
Sir, are you talking over an AM radio? Is that a McDonald's drive-through microphone you got yourself there?
I would like to big max a large fry and a cult
you have that you got that I said to big max sir to a large fry and a cult
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to be changing into four Big Macs, four Big Macs, two large fries
and two, do you want a Coke?
Yeah.
And two large Cokes, you got that?
They can never hear through those things.
It's almost taking a zip.
Which one?
I don't mean anything.
Where did they just take a zip from?
Did they place one outside the window?
I don't know.
Maybe it's the middle one in the middle?
Next to the middle?
Maybe.
I can't believe they didn't want to take our McDonald's order.
Well, how rude.
That's what I'm saying!
I see we break through this take a left and go up on top of them. What do you think?
Yeah
All these doors open a clue
Let's get fast here flames up front. Oh, there's you there's you don't go down go up
Peanut you're going by yourself. You're pushing through the front door right now
Yeah, okay, we got you.
Can I come back down?
No, no, no, wait, don't go.
He's right there.
I see him, I see him.
I got him!
I'm just gonna give him a chance.
I'm almost dead.
One down, one down!
God, yeah.
The other one's at the front desk.
I have no hears.
Oh
He's hurt a little bit get up
You win time and there's another team. Oh, he's dead. You won't be more coming in two people coming in
Oh my goodness
It might be time to throw the towel sir if you revive me I will
Thank you, sir. I will write this one down makes I don't forget it
100% one more one more we have to get
We have to win at least one ray. We have to it. It is
required
We have to do it. There is no option
That's wrong
If we didn't have three teams running at us every time, we might have a better chance of
surviving.
Hang on more people.
Just three teams, four teams.
Make it five teams.
Make it six teams.
Two Tug of Nades.
Light work.
Make it 50.
Make it 100.
That's what I say.
Best rate of the night coming up right here, right now.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, let's ride!
Never back down, never one!
Never give up!
That's right!
What?
What's going on? What happened? Oh my god, did you load in with nothing?
Protect the president.
Perfect. Good thinking. You gotta trick the enemy.
Good thinking. Good psychological warfare.
Genius. Don't you worry. I'll handle, I'll handle the first team.
Is there a breach right here? Let me go get it.
Okay. Yeah, there's a breach down here.
Follow me, Queen.
Oh, it didn't spawn.
Perfect.
And that's okay.
We don't need it.
I'll handle the first team and then you goof up, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be fine.
I've got the ratlet.
The best gun in the game.
Oh no, this is even better.
Use that trusty steal on him.
Surely we do a raid after this too, right?
You won't need to.
That's for the night right here.
That's way to the night right here, 100% guarantee it.
Guarantee, I swear it.
Yeah.
I need sleep, man.
If I'm going in without a kit by accident, that's funny.
Let's not alert any clankers.
We don't got a lot of ammo on the reserves.
That's okay.
You can't alert them, you are a clanker.
All right, all right.
Once again, it's Clanker, Genji, Clanker.
Jesus.
What a freaking Clanker.
Jesus Christ.
Clanker, Clanker, Genji, Clanker.
Clanker.
Jesus, please.
Oh, sweet heavens.
I am.
Oh, well.
That's okay.
There's a spot outside.
We can go through the tunnels.
Jesus committed.
Holy victory.
Click it incoming.
In the loading bay.
A few people's only.
Oh my goodness.
Hopefully, we're the first gentlemen here.
Oh.
Um, there's people dying.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm gonna take a little peep.
Oh, the door's open.
Yeah, it's your time to take a little peep.
Oh yeah, the door's open.
A clue.
A peep it up, you think?
No, he goes outside.
He must have kept it in the zip.
Uh-uh.
Perchance.
Go take a little peep.
No peep, never heard of anyone.
Oh yeah, take like this.
100% up here.
anyone oh yeah take like is 100% up here 100% up here
you used to check
oh take off take off take off go go go I
Have some fire I can throw at them one down one down
We're cooking, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Thank you so much.
Oh!
I was kidding you.
Oh, she lays cheeky.
You're gonna do it too?
I can't believe this is not a rate 100%!
This is it!
He had a pistol?
Oh my gosh.
Was it a good pistol?
It is the bruletta very nice only a three-trigger names score
He had heavy ammo and nothing to use it with
You don't have an amulet on him. Yes, he does
Yes on his body
Hey, Mr. Peanut, guess what?
Please!
It's the same guys from...
Say it!
Two-ing it! Two-ing it!
She later, stinky.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm dead immediately, darling.
I'm dead. I'm dead immediately.
I'm dead immediately. I'm dying.
Hello, sir. They're pushing right here.
Ah, where's sweet dreams?
Hello, gentlemen! I'm just gonna close this...
Oh, hold on, I just gotta close this bad boy right here.
Here we go.
Ah, well, I guess you're the winner!
Oh, thank you, good sir! Thank you, good sir!
We're back!
Ah, she's just... we need to win. I'd say we take this.
I'd say we take this.
We did this. We did this. We did this.
Boys, I say we join forces and dominate the map together.
We'll check it a little bit of goop. A little bit of goop.
Can't forget the 50% team-lead attack now, can we boys?
It's one of the most integral parts of the team.
I love you too sir.
This is going pretty good.
I don't think so.
Is it acting?
Have you seen any other bogeys we can go hunting?
You bogeys are not to be seen.
They're down!
Time for goofing around!
There's people!
Take those!
There's other people talking.
There's people below us.
We gotta get focused.
That's right!
The fucking key!
We're the T-Goes, T-Goes! Over the door of the east?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were talking.
I didn't see them. I knew there was...
Yeah, I'm good now.
Not a thing.
They're in that door right there!
Where's it right behind this door here?
wait
oh they're going after going up
You're going up to go up?
GOOOOOOOD!
GOOOOOOOD SPRUGGERS!
SHOW NO MERCY!
Oh, oh, I'm feeling too good.
Where's my T-Bad?
Oh my god, I'm dead
There's a wall
Charge him!
God of him!
See you later, Michigan.
Little bit of goop.
You were doing pretty good!
Peanut, it hasn't been looted in here.
No it hasn't.
Guys, apparently the room next to us has already been looted, so it's not even one second, guys.
I best you stay out here and look and like look and see yourself in common as I'm
I'm getting robbed over here.
You hit the weapon box head?
Yeah, there's an arpeggio in there.
27 K heater I thought
I do it back down the tower
That's right
Yeah, yeah
I like these guys. I like these guys. These are cool guys. These are fine soldiers. I'm
getting more loot. Sorry, I'm so mad. No worries. Take your time. Bruce on the hunt. I wish I
What have brought... Well actually, you know what? I have a safe pocket.
Oh yeah, the bigot.
That's pretty nice.
Follow me, gang! There's more hoosums about!
Oh, I'm goofed, I'm goofed, I'm going to go.
Perhaps some gentlemen over yonder.
We're gonna take a little peep. Little peep never hurt anyone.
Oh, yeah.
Did you watch- did you see you got a bobcat?
Did you take the extra- go, go, go!
Oh, they're gone.
They're gone?
You- you had to manipulate.
Yeah
Dude, I don't even have a Bobcat, I swear
We take it behind us we take it by this go back go back
Go go go
I'll see you later, pinky.
Little bit of food.
Oh, dead.
No, there's another guy down here.
You were saying great game.
Good fight out there.
And I hope to see you on the battle field again
For some more, oh great, it's fine!
He went underneath.
I knew there was another.
He's like right there, on my wing underneath.
Oh, he's come up, he's come up, he's come up!
Where?
I got him.
Oh, God, why me?
I don't know who the good guys or the bad guys are.
Let's get this guy.
Oh, I got you back today.
God, I'm a...
We're doing it. We're doing it.
You all good job to the GG?
No, they're on me. I'm dead.
I got you. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Dude, he revived. They're so hurt right here.
No, go, go!
I got you. I got you.
They're all... oh, I'm gonna be thirsted.
No, I'm coming. I'm coming. Go, go, go!
They're pushing me. They're pushing me.
No one...
Underneath? They're right here.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, you're amazing. Oh shit. Great. He's a great game. He's a great game great game. Good starts. GG's GG's. Nice job. Nice job out there. Nice job out there.
Hopefully we see you again on the battlefield for another excellent fight that
Arcee what a great sport what a great sport?
What a great sport you like to see you love to see it you love to see it
One second gentlemen one second the GT of course GD of course they have anything yet
There's a whole platoon of races out there
You know that's a second guy that said the n-word this match
It's a second guy that said the end went this way wait are those people above us or friends?
I think so I think so I think so oh hello sir how are you on this fine day don't worry
gentlemen we took out the racists
unless he's got his group there should be some more people top yeah we wait
Wait, someone's not- Oh, are guys dying?
You guys get up there!
You need help?
Wait, who are you?
There's a guy down here, he just ran away.
Really?
Yeah.
Little bit of poop.
Is an undue guy on the side of that valos-y.
I mean, I killed those two guys then.
But you resist.
Oh! Oh!
You okay, Fina?
From across the room, I can see it
And there's dark muscle from the game
And noticing you
And noticing me
No way
Score!
You just got a level 3 bombcat!
No way
It's a Christmas miracle!
let's leave the honor is all mine gentlemen the honor is all mine
Follow me, Q.
Now, this is a good last lane right here.
As long as these guys don't betray us.
Ginger!
Peanut, please don't say that stuff.
Hmm...
Oh, wait, the extract's closed. Oh my God.
Wait, the extract is closed!
We gotta go to the swamp!
head home at the central swamp
It's Siege!
Siege!
Again, ooh, Bobcats.
Do it some more, Finn.
You know, they had a hatch key.
I had whatever.
Okay.
We'll be fine.
Yeah.
That's what we always say and that it never is.
Nah, we'll be fine.
Nah.
All of you crew.
Oh click the end on from the northeast.
Little bit of sharp shooting.
Here we go.
Alright.
Good work out there team, good work.
A little gift for you sir a little gift
Don't spin it all in one place
I got a little gift for you, too.
Really?
Exclusive.
Exclusive?
A little bit of you?
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh!
Thank you, boys!
Godspeed, gentlemen!
speed on all of your vintages!
It till it rain, gentlemen. It till it rain.
Now that's a last raid we can be proud of right there. One for the boys back home.
That was nice. That was, I, no way that's only 80,000. That's ridiculous.
Ridiculous, please even have a touch the top. No way that's only that's a lie
With a new deck is how there's a new deck we come on
Okay now that was a good rain
Yeah, and we killed the racist
really there's a new deck and you got a Bobcat. Not too savvy. Well I don't know
how to do it. I only have the one from the very beginning. Has there been more
than one ever? There's only ever been one. It's wrong thinking. Oh 30 minutes
then the new deck comes out. Well Gus you gotta stay on peanut. Can I just
change my time on my computer?
I don't, I don't, I don't know.
It's all, all ready.
It's not easy to restart your game.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a little peasy.
Let me see here.
I'm hoping for that tonight.
Oh yeah, I forgot to do that.
Windy's chilly.
Hopefully there's one close.
I don't know if there is a Wendy's next to me.
Wait, what?
You're going to get chillies?
Wendy's chilly.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I'm hoping for that tonight.
Little Wendy's chilly.
Maybe a little bit relaxing.
I finished it.
Wait, what?
I've finished blockers.
What?
Was Wendy's chili the thing that uh someone
Said that she found a finger or something in her chili
Now you just ruined Wendy's chili for me
No, it was it was actually not like it the the lady like faked it
Was she faked it? Okay. Thank God. Yes. No, it was a fake thing. Thank God. Thank God
Oh, it actually rude when he's too late for me. All right, let me take a look protein. That's crazy. There is a new one. Oh
There is there is that's a cool-looking skin. That's a cool-looking skin way better than the other trash. They've been having
It's a little lizard Lizzie a lizard. Oh nice
Oh, new emote.
You are too, this is a cool skin.
This is nice.
Yeah, this is where you can get a hockey stick.
No way.
Yeah.
What?
Like I can beat people with the hockey stick.
Oh, heck yeah.
That is nice.
Oh, there's a guitar on it too.
Oh my God.
P9.
That is the coolest skin in the game.
Yeah, to get it.
Yeah, go to the last page. Okay, that is actually really cool. That is cool
Finally something good. Oh good thing. I have 11,000 credits. We'll go ahead and buy all you think. Oh
Wait, did you see the very last page? Okay, this is actually pretty cool looking
Wait, were you talking about the very last page or the gold one?
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. I thought you were talking about the pickaxe. I didn't realize there was another page, but I'd really do like the
Pickaxe that you come to do that. This is a good skin. What the heck?
Now I should have spent all my credits.
Why did I spend all my credits?
I should have 10,000 left after I did all that.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know where I got too many.
I had as many as you did,
and they capped it,
and so Chat was like,
oh, you should definitely
spend them, because you're not gonna be able to
earn anymore.
So I was like, okay, I'll just spend all of them.
So I did,
and now I regret it because of this.
Oh DGs
What do you even spin him on other than a deck?
The trader you can buy like hatch keys and attachments. Oh, yeah, I even know you could do that
Thank God, I didn't know you could do that
I'm gonna do hair. Are you gonna do padding or no padding?
That's how they're gonna party. I honestly think no padding
You look more like a like a etchio and assassin's creed you're no padding
Yeah no padding
Oh Jesus Christ
Dude the haircut yeah, that is sweet that is sweet
Look at that look at that boys
that's sweet. Have you looked
at the haircut on the first
did the bull cut?
That is sweet.
That is nice.
That's nice. That is not you're the end guy haircut. I saw that I saw that
The holy dingle holy dingle. They were cooking with this one. They were cooking with this one. They were cooking
They were cooking with this one the inbox logo right there. Oh my goodness. Bye. That's nice. That is nice
That is nice that is nice that is nice
Oh, the shakers. Oh, heck, yeah.
Thank you, Mr. Moore. Pants are made from peanuts.
Need the burger? No, I like the bananas and the cola. I think they go really good together.
I did I did the bananas and the colos cola specifically go really good together really good. I like them. I like them together
Did you get your snow globe yet?
No, I have not how you dad
He didn't do like
The new event no
Oh, no.
Well, that's enough of me.
I'm tired of said.
I'm getting when he's still here.
I'm passing out.
I'm getting when he's still here.
I'm passing out.
JJ, it was great play with you.
Have a good night.
Okay.
Ladies.
Bungalow ladies.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas gentlemen.
Merry Christmas.
Bungalow ladies.
Merry Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
Oh Mr. Deheedy, Mr. Dip, I would have liked to be one good man, good ah man
Ahm, good knob ahm, good knob
Hope everybody had a great Christmas, gentlemen full of whimsical cheer and jolly
Hope it was very nice. Very nice and sublime. Have a closey, dude. No way you just got on.
Are you being so fucking surreal right now, closey? Where the hell have you been for the last eight hours?
You texted me you wanted to get up at 8 p.m. To come play with us it is let me
fill you in sir 3 15 a.m. In the morning one more time for the ones in the
back. 315 AM in the morning. Just in time. Just in the nick of
time. Good. Well, my alarm didn't go off. Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A story as old as time. A story as old as time itself.
Well, you know, have a silly little night, gentlemen, full of silly little dreams, perhaps,
perhaps, as well as silly little things percents, per maybe, per maybe, perhaps, perhaps.
Good night!
A good night!
Good night, Al!
Good night!
Good night, good night owl, good night, good night, good night owl, good night!
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Get!
Get out!
Good night.
Get!
You're gonna go eat with these chili and die here in the toilet!