you
Let's go let's go
So, another day of Arc Raiders, another day in Paradise, gentlemen.
How are you Bungalowers doing on this fine fuck of fan Friday, joining FaZe yet?
No thanks.
Cooks, you already tried that.
Didn't work out too good for him.
I saw it today. I saw it today by the way. I don't know what the hell is going on
I don't know what the hell is going on over there a bunch of crazy business
I've heard it because they asked for some of their money or whatever. I don't know
I don't know all I know is when Cloakes he signed with them
They asked for 80% and he still signed and that's hilarious
But we love him because he has the spirit. We love Mr. Cloakes. He even though he's a little stupid
That's okay, that's okay!
Uh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That brings me to my next point.
We'll be playing with the fine...
FaZe...
Previously FaZe, Clopsy, and Mr. Hunt on this fine fuckin' fan Friday.
Oh, wait, oh...
Oh...
Oh, Mr. Blank, my boy, my honey, get this over with, that's massive shit!
Massive to be the type of Mr. Blank shit!
Yeah
Yeah, I was I was setting up the computer while I was doing that mr. Brand my man my man
Good lad. He do good. I let the dog. Mr. Blade. He caught me off guard there
I was I was setting up my hoochie-doochie. I had noticed I had noticed my boy. Thank you, but that's very kind of you big man
That's very kind of you, but I hope you had a whimsical Christmas mr. Man a whimsical Christmas and mr. Locke and mr.
Oh, my little bubble finds a boy's good man. Good. I'm mad and Mr.
Cattlebubble was a good man. Good. I'm mad.
Me, my house is right.
Watch me.
Usually, oh, welcome and good to welcome and good chair.
Let's call your old nut sack.
Actually, I just found out that our stream item and talk up, by the way,
is called the nut sack.
No one told me that.
Honestly, I would have chosen that name of thinking me the option,
but just for your information, they did not reach out.
That was completely by their decision, and I back it fully I back it 100% I support that decision
Get it started dude
No, no, I didn't think I will I was actually about to go into my first raid
But I'm gonna sit here for another 30 seconds. Fuck you. I'm gonna sit here for another 30 seconds
Fuck you, sir. Fuck you, sir. I'm gonna you know what 30 seconds moment of silence
You will do seven seconds, I'm gonna talk to the next 23 would talk to the next 23, but I'm also not starting for 30 seconds
Oh, oh, Mr. Dakota my boy. Oh
I can't miss the talk. I'm seems don't you worry. We'll be doing talk off
We'll do a little bit of talk up with mr. Officer very soon very very soon. Yes, he hasn't been streaming lately
I think he's doing some personal stuff. I'm not really sure what it is, but you know, whatever
We'll play with mr. Officer will play with mr. Officer very soon on the on the bunkers
Now let me see if the boys are ready. Let me see if it's close. He's dreaming already. You know
3c. Oh
It's close. He's streaming. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god
Jesus Christ
Boy he is not stupid is hutch is hutch up
With a hellish hutch and coach and they they said they were playing tonight
Yeah
Oh, that's what that's okay. We'll do it. We'll do a quick warm-up
Quick solo warm-up. That's what we'll do gentlemen. That's what we'll do quick solo warm-up
That's right
close he said eight oh yeah he did say eight you're right oh you're right you're
right close he said eight close he said eight you're right now that I think about
it let me see uh close see yep I'm on an 8 p.m. c.s.t. oh yes we have 40 minutes
you're 40 minutes I don't know what hunches let me take hunches to you see if
he's ready oh wait oh wait oh it's also close his birthday well I guess I'll
wait till he's awake to hear that but it's close he's birthday happy
birthday Mr. Glojir. We'll play with D4 another night boys. We'll play with D4 another night.
Hutch was on. I know Hutch was on earlier but he was hope. He was gonna come play with us
off stream I believe now. Let me see who's playing. Let me check my friends list. Let me see.
Oh there's Mr. Skeemast. Oh god he's solo.
There's Jinji. Oh yeah Hutch is, oh no Hutch is online. That just means his scheme is online.
They're mine. Okay. Never mind. We're good. All right quick solo quick solo boys quick solo warm-up quick solo warm-up
He is my birthday to us
Hope it is whimsical and full of magical activities. Oh, it is whimsical and full of magical
activities, sir
Late against they need my computer force me into Windows update. I had no choice. I was held against my well
Now, let's ride!
This is Shani. Hope you hear me alright. Remember Raider, you can wander around until you stumble
upon what you need, or you can learn how to recycle and take matters into your own hands.
and BIRT!
Eugh, that's right!
So Hutch and BIRT are chill now.
Oh my God.
I swear to God.
That's the knock-knock joke guy.
That's the why did the chicken-cross-the-road joke guy.
No, I did a whole event for the entire ArcGrader's community
with Hutch because I legitimately hated him.
Cuz that's what you do with people you hate. You start a war in a game where everybody has lots of fun
No, you are so right concerned. Yes. No now we've settled our differences
We've settled on to how I hated them so much
That's why I did that whole community event where we had a war in the game and everyone had lots of fun
Ah, that's how I show I hate people actually that's how I show them
That's what you should have done with Sonam Hussein. Get fucking awkward as fuck with me. Get it out of here
yes we are chill sir is my oh shit yeah I could have swore I heard this door
open I could have swore
Oh shit I forgot to restock my damages.
We're making something
Fuck you, sir
No I am not friendly I'm coming to kill you I'm coming to murder you now is
nothing time to be happy okay I will ask the bungalows do we kill them or do
we not do them
oh get your ass back here
he moved us he moved us he fooled us
charge
where the dingles he going how did he get a punch of us
go go go George get your ass back in my chest at I I feel like he's hiding in
that hallway I feel like he's hiding in the hallway I should object
He's bastard. He's bastard.
Oh, he's definitely in the hallway. Go back, go back.
He just went out here.
This guy's a lucive. This guy's good.
He took the zip down.
No, I heard him. No, I heard him.
Oh shit, did he? Oh my god. I think he might have done it.
I think that might be exactly what he did.
Oh my God, you're right.
He took this sit down.
He is the long god.
He is the best of us.
He has the best of us.
Look, Raskalian.
Jesus, silly!
I
At least I hear somewhere new thing in the shadows
Mr.. Silly come on out don't make this honor than it has to be come on out now
Come on out now mr.. Silly come on out now
Come on out mr.. Silly come on out
Do you remember his name? What was his name again? I didn't check, I didn't check.
We'll see if it's still saved in the Hoosier Doosier. We'll chop it, we'll chop it, that's what it was.
We'll go take a game over here, see if it's this person upset in the rocketeer.
Follow me, Daniel.
You invent? Oh!
How did he escape with such ease?
That was... I didn't even see...
I didn't even think I saw him at all!
Not even one time!
Oh... shh!
There's a group that...
He comes to loot the Wacketeer.
That's... when we strike!
The blasting inside of the go go go that's a real top is a
I got you!
George!
Oh, damn Trigonades, that's not going to boot well for us.
Oh, I got you bastard. I got you.
Oh
Your choppers at you your chopper are you in here?
He's too silly!
Come on out now, Mr. Silly!
Come on out now!
Don't make this harder than it has to be!
You're gonna have hell to pay when I get down there pal!
Just you wait, just you wait!
Oh, you better be ready!
Oh, now you're in for it, now you're in for it, pal.
Now you're in for it, pal. Now you're in for it.
You're my second victim of the day.
I'd like to relish this for just a sword spell.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Don't mind the way you came, Daemon!
Gotcha!
Little bit of Goob.
Excellent work out there, gentlemen, excellent work!
You need to find me on choppa, but that's ok, that's ok!
You got these little ones- Oh, Dingo!
Oh, hello sir. Well hold up hold up now sir
This guy right here. He was he was a racist. I had to kill him. I'm a pacifist
I like to play without killing anyone but you should have heard what was coming out of this guy's mouth. I
had to
How many points in a man's life to find him this is one of those moments sir one
of those moments watch out there's a man right there
Oh
Thank God you came just in time. This is a racist you should have heard this Thursday was saying to me
Whoo a close one
Now what do you say we?
Revive each other and get on out of here and get on out of here you and me you and me team up
dominate the map
Cheers
Good share I'm dying
Oh
Fender like me can use one of those
I won't up. Oh, oh, thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Sir
We're back
This is going pretty good.
Little bit of goop.
Oh my.
Four poo.
He can take a purple shield or five blue shield.
He tells the guy must be packing.
That guy must be packing.
Give me that a little bit more goop. We got your check the elevator guy
Give me that
All right, gentlemen, let's
Follow me crew
See I wish we had a diner idea
I don't know if you saw it was on that guy's back, but I believe that was a tempest that was a tempest and probably level four right there
That would have been a massive come up
Good thinga kablam kablouzi. Good job
Dude is walking to you. Oh, you can think you can take it go back go back
You can think you can think it
A couple extra space dollars.
A bobcat.
No, I'm pretty sure it was just a tear pass.
I don't think he had a bobcat or nothing.
No.
He didn't get it.
Oh.
Give me that.
Where's all the other pieces at?
We got two pieces these bottom.
He wants your pizzas, he's bought a dough
Yes, yes, no, no, thanks guys. Oh, there's one right there
You should be two, two count of two more peasants.
You miss Bobcat?
I've already got that.
Oh, see, fuck it, we've been blessed by the group lords.
Time and time again, I'm skedaddling, I'm skedaddling.
I'm not looking to get towards the mouth.
Let's leave.
I
Mean dang only two small pieces now
Hello
You take a little pee
You people ever heard anyone
stupid robot pussy
sir are you down here?
oh I turned to you to do that
could be no
sir
Ah
You're not even there!
Give me the parachute!
Hey!
Stay back! Stay back!
Oh, ringle, ringle, ringle!
Oh!
Oh, oh!
Oh, hey!
This guy's good, this guy's good. This guy's a demon.
This guy's a demon.
I don't know if you saw those moves.
Looks like a nightmare.
You want some of this? Come get it, partner!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Oh, oh, I'm gonna die now.
Oh, okay, alright. Well, okay, sir. Fuck you.
Fuck yourself. Eat my shit. Eat my shit. Fuck you.
I hope that clicker kills you.
No fuck you sir, fuck you!
That's not even the guy we were fighting, was it?
I can literally hear my streamer in background!
Yes!
Yeah, you like that, you like that, fuck you pal, fuck you!
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid!
What a piece of shit, what a p- I could literally hear the stream in his microphone
I don't know if you heard that, that was literally the stream in his microphone
Oh my god, oh my god
Greed killed you, no, no it didn't, no it didn't
What killed me was that pussy watching the screen
Greed could have saved us
If we got that, if we killed that guy that revived us and got that therapist
We need to get more greedy.
That's the problem! That's the problem!
We need to get greedy enough.
Now one moment.
Let me sell my rock and tear parts.
A cool 10,000.
Nothing to write over about, but a little repercussion.
I'm gonna get a Vincent hand.
We get a little bit more goop.
Grab another Anvil 4 as I can do.
Recycle an Anvil 1.
Repair this bad boy.
boy then grab a green shield for mr. shiny you play with that hot chick coaxie
how do you lose 100k I did not lose 100k pal I did that was like 30k at max
Oh, oh, Mr. Fox, Mr. Lude, Mr. Wood, Mr. Puppets, my mother, my mother, my mother, my mother,
my mother, my good man, good ah, man.
And Mr. Devils, my mother, my mother, my mother, my mother, my good man, good ah,
man.
Good letty dudes, good letty dines.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, Mr. Bleeler.
Good seeing you again, my brother.
Blue Seal, are you out of your mind?
You've only got one left.
I'm gonna see that for when we can use coaxi as a meat shield. I'm not using that alone you
are you are you fucking crazy you fucking crazy I'm gonna use that when we can
throw coaxi in the line of fire let me get a little bit of stuff for mr. chicken
I do too. Here we go. Perfect. Put these bad boys right down there. Grab some heels for
Mr. Chicken. Sublime. Then we ride. Are you solo? All my friends hate me they left me.
Coach you will be late. Ninja come to bed. You don't coach the light of fire while you
You need a blue shield.
What was actually dumb as fuck.
So many good points to be made.
Honestly, that sentence should be written in the halls.
That should be on a T-shirt, sir.
That made so much sense.
Almost you even understood it.
That was good.
Coach, he is shooting for the new fallout season.
Oh, there's no time to discuss,
there's no time to discuss, that's right!
I
Heed it my lady says you're annoying I signed her up for the soup kitchen
Sign her up for Isis
In game of course in game of course in operators in
operators in
That new Isis mod
In that new Isis mod
Let's ride
Uh, mmmm...
Oh, I forgot to read Fint. Dammit.
The first we raided. Then positive, then positive.
I was, I say, we head to the tower ASAP.
I think the problem with that last raid was you were dinglin' around.
Dinglin' around on the outskirts. We'd get into the thick of it.
The thick of battle.
Mmm, mmmm...
These clakers are literally following me. Get out of here!
Keep your peepies open.
I'm going to look fresh as fuck in my new fit, gentlemen.
Jeez!
Be honest guys, be honest guys, am I dripping?
Am I dripping?
Gentlemen, be honest, gentlemen, be honest, am I dripping?
Am I dripping in my fresh as fuck?
Am I, in my fresh as fuck?
Am I dripping?
am i driven thanks much for that
it was some light there's something i picked up from the new deck
that is boys that is there's some light
there's something i picked up from the new deck that is
there's a swirler head something
no matter no matter
sold your penis strips I don't know what that has to do but but thank you sir thank
you sir oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
Oh
WAAAhhhhh
How is that fucking not dead?
Oh
Oooooooooooooooooo
Hehehe
Ehhhhhhh
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain
As long as that guy suffers, that's a W in my blood
And that's enough for me
Alright, I'm running free kids
I'm running free kids
I'm saving all my stuff
For when Mr. Cloaksy and Hunchkits here
We have lost too much in a short time, Span
You got to ride
Perfect. Oh guys, we already missed the good part of the jam. We're not like fucking we're jamming. We're jamming. We're jamming
It's my jam
Oh, shit. I told you it's too late. It's too late. It's too late. Fuck you
Let's run!
It was too late, fuck you guys!
I'm not sure if you know what I'm talking about.
Dock rip off.
They actually made an island for people ripping off dock.
Not me though pal.
Not me though.
Not me though pal.
Thank you though.
Oh dingle, oh dingle!
Oh
Me gang
Madam pass
Go, go, go!
This is our raid boys, I can feel it.
This is gonna be our first successful extract of the night!
Right here boys!
Who's that?
What about?
Hold up. Wait a minute.
Tell me why.
Guess we can take a little peek over here before we go into the mountain.
Excuse me, Mr. Spider.
Oh, they're down yonder, they're down yonder!
Oh my god, that was the most ineffective spray I've ever done!
Charge!
Come on, James!
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Got him!
She's a sticky
Gotcha. Oh, who's that? What do you say?
Okay, I don't think he said what I thought he said. I think we're good. Oh, that's nice. Oh
And some fence score
You rid of that
Oh, and another infant photo of the two that we just lost. Perfect, perfect.
Oh, I did another one! We're goopin', we're goopin'!
This is nice! We just made back everything we lost since the beginning of the stream!
Oh
My dingle all my dingle
I told you this was our raid boys, I told ya!
This is it!
This is our moment!
Yeah, you have this much loot and you're still poor.
There's no way, ooh!
Wait, that's the one with the binoculars.
Do you have to?
Let's leave!
Oh, drop the stitch. Oh, you can take it. You can take it. You can take it. You can take it.
Give me that.
Now let's leave.
Don't mind if I do.
And how do you have this much shit and you pull my dingle you let's get out of here
Go go go
Do you think
Oh well, we're gonna die a horrible death.
Ah
Oh my god!
Run!
Oh!
No!
Damn adventure, spider!
I can't lose I can't lose this right can't lose this sir sure this me sir please god
listen to me please listen to me sir listen to me who's me who's me who's me I should
be god yes please god please god please god please god please god please god i need
to revive me please god if you have great luck all of 2026 if you revive me right
I swear to you. I will give you the breastings and brushes of the bungalow to God. I swear to you. Please
You should have me bro. No, I will I will honestly was just gonna do it as a distraction and run by you
I would even I didn't even want you to do that. I swear. I swear
What well no wait wait hold up you will die
I'm so depressed. I am so depressed. Holy shit. Oh my god. I'm so depressed. I am depressed
I have AIDS. I am depressed and I have AIDS. Oh my god
Well, yeah, oh my god
Ah...
I'm lost everything I love.
Alright.
I've got AIDS.
Join me in the bucket.
Join me in the bucket, gentlemen.
Join me in the bucket.
Join me in the bucket, gentlemen.
I have AIDS.
I have literal AIDS.
I cannot believe that just happened.
That's one that's gonna keep you up at night.
That's one that keeps you up at night for a couple days,
gentlemen.
That is one that keeps you up at night
for a couple weeks, right there, right there.
I curse that guy.
I curse that guy's family.
I curse the family of that guy's family
in the next generation.
I curse that family of that family
the next generation after the next generation.
I curse them all.
I cursed them all with infinite bad luck.
This absolute, absolute destruction.
Frogs will fall from the sky.
The roommates will fall with blood
and their quarks will die.
Now let's ride.
I am in awe, I am in awe, I actually can't be done seven.
Oh my God, that hurts so bad.
That hurts, that hurts so bad.
That hurts so bad.
I know I've got a smile on my face, but behind these eyes is Torment beyond your comprehension.
Torment and horror is beyond your comprehension. I am distraught. I am distraught. I am suffering.
I am suffering. I am in the pits of hell in my mind. I am in the pits of hell. I'm
to die in the game of course now let's ride
I
By the way, hunch just arrived hunch just right he's muted up so I think I'm gonna play this raid
Maybe we can make something similar happen, get the ball rolling, get our first survive
of the night perchance.
Oh, hunch welcome in!
Hunch welcome in!
HUNCH WELCOME IN!
HUNCH!
WELCOME IN!
Oh, any left. All right. Okay.
All right. All righty then. All right.
Okay then. All righty then.
All right then. All righty.
Okay. All right. Okay then.
We're making the same thing happen again, boys.
Save mission different day.
That's right.
Don't mind if I do.
Little bitty group.
And the Justice Division, Justice School.
Oh.
That's nice.
Die here!
Yeah, I don't care, but I don't care
I'm coming to your dead heart, I'm coming to your dead heeere!
Gotcha.
Take that pussy!
Get your ass back in my lobby pussy.
Little loot delivery.
Little minute goop delivery.
May I take your hat, share?
There is no way you were that upset about a Stintzer 1 and 50 line ammo.
There is no way that guy was that pressed about a Stintzer 1 and 50 line ammo.
Follow me, dude.
I
Was that
Like a score I heard someone be charging their shield back yonder
18 minutes left last one coming in I
I hear it's your plan boys, here's your plan.
We're gonna wait here and do nothing.
Then when the last gentleman comes in from the spawn, we strike.
Here he is too, and skedaddle.
One, two, three, simple plan.
Oh.
Sir, eat the literal shit out of my ass.
Eat the shit out of my ass.
I curse you, I curse your family.
Die in the game of course, die right now.
Literally die, of course in the game of course.
Of course I'm talking about the game.
Die right now, die, die.
I hope you die in the game of course.
I just wanna stress in the game of course.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well, hunch the stream ciphers are out.
The stream ciphers are out, good sir, and they are out in droves.
Let me tell you, I've already have aids and I am 49 minutes into the stream.
I already have aids.
I'm already depressed.
Yeah, well, two things.
I'm already depressed.
I already have aids, Mr. Hutch.
Don't worry, I got them out of the way before you got here.
I got it out of the way before you got here.
On the house.
No need to thank me.
I've survived on a C grade.
Gonna be a, can you believe that Dennis or Cloakseed turned 30 today?
It's his birthday. Did you know that?
I know, I know!
Dude, he's old.
He's old and so full of mold.
Yep.
So droopy.
It's so, yeah, so droopy and ugly.
Sticky and fat.
Oh
Whoa so full of mold
Oh, we got to bring his weight into this. It's what it's an important important part of the information
It's a pertinent piece of the information
You by the way looking drippy besides looking drippy said
Watch use the visor
You know I want people to see my eye black you see my eye black underneath my eyes
Mm-hmm. I see that I see that I see that serious and I'm not fucking around
The visor is is really cool. I like that one over the eye black
Yeah, I got the pink tails and stick out. That's how I show them that I mean business. You come up
well
Well
What that's what you say. I mean, I don't want it. Yeah, sure why not
I
The braids of infinite horror and torture as soon as they see these they run
Hmm have you had anyone else say that?
Yeah, literally everyone I've come across
Literally everyone I've come across they say are those the braids of infinite horror and torture I said well I say yes
No way!
I didn't you bring them up!
Yeah, I was gonna mention them, but now that you bring it up, they do happen to be just that!
I strike fear in everybody, not just you.
I've got like 20 kettle foils, that's what I'm using for the rest of the night.
I've lost everything. I've lost everything. You should have seen the rate I just lost like 10 minutes ago.
I lost it to a spider.
A spider leaped across the map and landed on me.
I had I had two banana fours a renegade and like three or four of the weapons that were of equal value
It was quite quite depressing
So we're poor. That's what we're poor. Yes. We're poor. We're poor. Yes. Okay. Are we grain shield the poor?
We're gonna be a boy. Oh my god. Okay. Let me go ahead and go ahead and shed that there
Let's put that on the shelf.
Go ahead and take the blue shield shelf.
Put it on the shelf.
We'll wait till Kulks is here.
And then we can throw him into the enemy's fire and take his goop when he dies.
Yep.
They're master plan.
That's a great idea.
And I back it.
Do we say?
That's a great idea.
And I back it.
Go ahead.
Get a little bit of goop.
All right.
I am, I think, ready.
I just don't ask myself 12 24 ounces of voodoo ranger. It's time for a great fuck a fan Friday. Oh
Yes
What are you?
Drinking already you've already started
It's fuck a fan Friday. Oh, yep, Cindy. Let me text my wife
Yeah
Matter of fact, I'm gonna say she is gentlemen. Cheers boys
All right
Have a drink in a moment. Oh, mr. Korean mr. Jonas mr. Rick and mr. Bob
I would like to let good man good. I'm mad
Hey, mr. Waterboy good man. Good. I'm mad
Good lad be dudes good. I'm not
Alright, I'm ready to go.
Yeah, you are dirty, my two.
Yep, you did.
Okay, good, okay, good.
You worked so fast, you forget what you've done.
I'm like lightning, son. I'm like lightning.
You'll see it out on the battlefield as well.
You'll be thoroughly impressed by my skill and my gunplay.
I haven't seen it so far.
Well, there's a there's a first time for everything first time for everything. Don't you worry mr. Hatch, don't you worry
Couple of these bad boys
Then a couple shielding charges like this buddy. I got a hatch key. Let's do this
Go ahead if I had a hatch key in that one rain, I wouldn't survive to what would be able to claw to it
I need to start bringing hatch keys like every time
Don't know you need him until you need him you're talking about. Amen wise man once said that wise peanut
Let's ride
You hide the screen
What am I hiding screen mm-hmm doing the on the hidden task of not streaming so we are Gucci over here
Go ahead, go ahead, that'll draw him for a loop.
I'm going to put it right here, this is going to be our first raid of the night, first raid
of the night right here.
Right, you see that?
That's a sublime choice, that's a serendipitous choice right there.
Oh, great, that's a great choice.
Tears from Kabul, I'm pretty sure that's a battlefield six map pal, you're not tricking
me.
I'm fairly certain that's a battlefield six map, you are not tricking me Wizzan.
I think it's the capital of
Afghanistan.
That's a cap.
Wait.
I think it's the capital of
Afghanistan.
I think it's the capital of
Afghanistan.
That's a Call of Duty map!
Let's RIDE!
You
Ready for a crazy raid mr. Hutz. I am so locked I am so locked in
and I've never been more locked in my entire life.
I don't think I'm gonna miss a shot all night.
I don't think so either.
It's gonna be a Sarah Dippin' Swine.
This is gonna be our best for the night right here.
Starting off strong.
Just in case anyone in your chat, not me.
Just in case someone doesn't know
what Sarah Dippin' Dust means,
what can you go ahead and give me the definition?
I don't know.
I
Let's focus on the mission huts got it walk at got it
Got it
A lot of really good players have been going in the walls over here, so we got to be careful
Be in the walls at the testing in X
Oh, you have it
New tech do you take to take a look?
Do I do it?
Yes, I do!
And we probably shouldn't do that right now actually cuz...
Yeah!
I'm streaming!
Yeah!
Let's just say, if you thought the zipline was easy on Stella, you'd be very surprised
how easy this is.
What if we would take a little peek?
Maybe we would take a little...
Wanna take a little peek?
a low peak? I don't know. If I see it, so do thousands and thousands of other players.
Maybe I hide my scheme while we go around. You turn around. Okay, I turn around. And then you turn back around.
Okay, okay, I'm turned around. I'm turned around. Alright, show me how it's done. Show me how it's done.
You take a sip of the silly as well.
now turn back around let me see oh it's just where'd you go
I
Figured out
What oh my god, are we being so fucking for you right now?
Oh
I'm homeless we can't be dying
Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh, well, you jump on my head. Okay. Okay
Well, wait jump from there onto my head and then over we are it. Oh
My dad
So we be in super duper for real right now.
I got an idea, I got an idea, wait, slowly,
it's slowly walk to your ride with me.
Yeah, slow and steady now, slow and steady.
Slow and steady, slow and steady, slow and steady.
Oh, got it!
Go, go, go!
What about you?
Wait, what about, how am I going to get out?
They're the team, they're the team.
OH NIGGLE! OH NIGGLE! OH NIGGLE!
LET ME BACK IN! LET ME BACK IN!
Wait, do we shoot him? Do we shoot him or no?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh, sir, right there.
Shhh. Shhh.
Shhh.
What the?
Wait.
Oh.
This is not a good luck.
She's not a good person.
This is not a good luck.
It looks like we're cheesters.
Just let them move on and then we'll leave.
Or one of us will leave.
Woo!
We're the ghosts of Dan Bottleground.
Oh
Leave this place at once
I think they bought it.
What if my brothers have a great idea?
What if we tricked them into coming in and then we used them to get out?
We'd leave him here tonight.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, yeah!
Wait, wait, have we thought about the idea of them deciding, you know what?
Let's just throw grenades over the wall and kill them both.
Nah!
Now you're talking crazy!
Woo! It goes to the battlegrounds requests your assistance!
Oh, another team's here.
Wait, I have a snap hook. I have a snap hook in my ass.
Oh my fucking god, are you being super doofa for me right now?
Let me get you out of here! We can get out! We can get out!
Come on, jump on my head.
Place your sack on my head.
jump up jump up oh my oh oh hold on now hold on now slow and steady slow and steady you gotta
move back a little bit you gotta move back a little bit move back towards me yep you know
towards the on the wall but to the left here we go I only jump here we go right now ever so
slowly ever so slowly ever so slowly oh damn it hunts you in slow and steady
It makes it work!
Yeah, alright.
So we're city, so we're city.
So we're city.
Go ahead!
Wait.
Yeah!
Hey, we're back!
We're back!
Now we can kill him!
Wait, team to the left.
What?
Oh, coming, coming.
Fucking.
I heard so much of the left.
You taking any people?
You sure?
I heard something out here.
It's too much too much.
Oh yeah yeah.
Oh yeah, Tico, try your other, try your other.
Get into her.
Go, go, go!
Charge!
He's in an ator.
We got to that fast.
That would be incredulous.
Which way here?
He's trying to get away!
You're in touch!
Fuck in touch!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right!
You think you can couple head to blue team?
God, yeah.
She lives.
Thank you.
You lazy, dear.
Good work out there, hard work out there.
Yep, Jeff.
So we're going to split this 50-50, right?
Yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
Okay, give me some good stuff on there.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Thanks.
Thanks, of course.
Is it my turn yet?
Uh, almost.
Okay.
Just leave me a couple things.
Why are you ripping things apart?
Am I-
Oh no, I'm not ripping anything apart.
I'm not ripping anything apart.
Wait, you good to- you good to go?
You good to go?
Just one.
Alright.
Don't spin it all in one place.
Two seeds!
Don't spin it all in one place, huh?
Don't spin it all in one place.
Very not on a big-
A box!
And two seeds!
That's it!
All right, run!
He's taking the action as he speaks!
Wait, does he not have a boyfriend? Was he alone?
No, I think that was a one man.
Oh, let you quickly reset, let you quickly reset.
Mm-hmm.
You know what, you know what, you know what?
You're gonna have this, you're gonna have this.
Oh, okay.
Don't spin it on one place.
Excelling rain, gentlemen, excelling rain!
Thank you
Good work
That's good first-rate hot
Good first-rate good first-rate. That's what I call a good first-rate right there another day in the office another day of the nickel right there
I don't be short my dude one mark component
Why'd you get on quiet on the sudden one oil in two scenes? I
Somehow lost money in ammo that rate
Did that guy have nothing? Was he a free kid? He was a free kid. He was a free kid. Mm-hmm.
He had nothing. I think he was poor. He was one of those dirty, sticky poor. He was one of those homeless people.
Got it.
By the way, you got all quiet out of nowhere for some reason.
I got quiet? No.
I can hear you, but you got... Am I crazy or did he get all quiet on the side? Am I crazy?
I could have swore you got on quiet, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, maybe ice cream something up, wait, wait, wait,
wait, stay put, stay put.
Third.
Are you talking again?
Hello, hello, hello?
No, it's definitely your phone, 100% your phone.
On your side, on your side, 100% your phone.
Mm-hm.
Guys, I'm not creature, right?
You got a little quiet?
You didn't go down like 50%, yeah, you went down like 50%.
What in the hell I didn't max you out but then close to me a lot of shit we get you in
let me let me back you out let me back you out I talk now hello hello holy fucking shit
all right one more time one time hello hello hello all right that'll work just fine that
'll work just fine right there perfect we short my sorry what the hell that's weird I don't
know it would have changed on my end if you if you hit something on your desk
is something now there's just pop no desk pop no desk pop hmm
chat saying too loud we turn back down all right what about that hello hello
you're just ridiculously quiet what about right there hello you're not even
quieters what we turn you back up I know what hello hello hello I'm down there
now down there hello what about now I'm getting tired of saying hello that
That sounds good. That sounds good. That sounds good.
One moment.
I'm not taking the renegade or the vanadium back in. I'm taking the ghetto back in.
We can't afford to lose. I've been taking all the good stuff with Mr. Cozy in here.
We keep going poor in duos.
That's right.
Is he a trolleybillie? I tell you, he got all quiet in my ears and you don't get quiet for you guys.
He's quiet because he's got three bobcats. Wait, you have three bobcats?
No, I just told you I got two seeds. Two seeds was the highlight of the fucking raid for me.
Well, the highlight of my raid was playing with a great friend and having lots of fun.
Oh
It was the finisher now let's ride
I
Think we get me to ask you to be my favorite talk. I'm sure but nice my first you made sure any one
Thanks, Mr. Cody. I told you this is a good guy. It's the game of the month India
You thought that rain was gonna miss the hutch get ready for this one get ready for this one
ten times better guarantee it I swear it maybe I'll get my own body this time you may be more
than 50% you may be like 5% but you know what I'm agreeing now don't get two
seeds or take you a long way you can get more seeds and buy something but a
down payment on a pack of gum down payment that's right perchance perch
hands you have to get the positive
watch out for mr. spider he's destroying the outlands
nice shots nice shots thank you thank you it would have fresh to raid dead
positive
I keep forgetting to bring fence. I've got two fence I can split one with you out
Let me go
My man. Thank you. Thank you any time hot to any time
time.
Get out of here.
Oh, it's Clicker, boyfriend.
Oh my gosh, the sniper's on my
Johnson.
Gotcha.
It's Clicker.
Steady.
Why is there so many Clickers?
I'm going to run out of ammo for
Run out of ammo for the real people!
I need to loot that. It just flew across the map. Never mind.
Valence, as all things should be. That's perfect, that's perfect.
You and Finn?
We're going to go up top and-
OOF!
No, not that.
You might be swimming up here though with little lead. It's of all the Clankers.
Guard.
Locking.
I'm already getting good stuff from out the back.
Nice.
Oh, Tango's have loads on the zipline.
Oh, shit.
Are they up?
Are they up? Are they up?
Oh, keep on, keep on behind this desk.
Wait for their approach.
And strike.
That's much, much, much, much.
They got an anvil down there.
You sure?
Oh. Yeah, I just heard him.
We gotcha, gotcha.
It's in the right, in that middle hallway between the two zip lines in the main room.
in the main room when they come up and go welcome to CVS and you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's our hurling slurs at him.
Oh, well, it's not slurs Saturday yet,
they're mine. No, we can't say that.
Do you know? You know, you gotta write down.
Yeah, gotta write down. I'll be thinking it though.
I'll be thinking it though. Yep.
Where they at?
On here?
Wait, wait!
Right at the front!
Go back!
Right underneath us!
Get the other of the blue stairs that we came up!
Yep.
There's no bombs.
Go, go, go!
There was someone right behind there.
Fuck you, fuck you, you're my shit, fuck you, you're my poop!
Both, one shot, both one shot!
Got that guy.
Farther.
Oh!
I don't think they can shoot into the stairs, I think we're gonna leave a gun there.
Cut it!
Can we kill it both of them or just one of them?
Oh good thinking good thinking I should be jumped out of here and hop on this way, yeah
Oh go go go
George
The first time to be a piece of shit one second. Oh, there's this buddy. There's this buddy on me on me
I'll be here
He might say he might say
Looking at it behind the tractor. Yeah, he's healing
Let's be that beat
I
Watch out a bunch of dead. Yeah. Yeah, I'm watching you Phillip. It's on it on it
You're right
Go go go!
Hold down the fort! Hold it down!
Ten toes down!
Get that shit!
Oh, dingle! Oh, dingle!
Oh!
Get up!
Stop moving!
Thank you, Katerra!
Oh my god, they're pushing right now!
One down, one down!
Get out of here!
I got another one!
We're good!
This is nice, I need two more in the building in front of us.
I'm real thirsty.
I'm getting killed.
I'm coming to you!
A child, listen!
Got one, got one!
Oh my god, I'm out of ammo!
I'm out of ammo!
I'm with you.
Goop, goop, goop!
Give me shit, I'll do it, I'll do it with my guns.
Oh, shit!
What the other guy, I know.
You were trolling me.
That's not him.
Alright, there he is!
this guy he has a mini
Finish them behind that rock which I'm coming I'm coming be with rock with rock
Right here
Watch that fight finned
Oh my...
Do you have a renegade?
GIRE!
I SAID I...
FORCE ME!
I...
Did we get a Vinnie?
Mm-hmm.
That's not a bad night.
It's broken.
Ah, shit.
Goop, goop, goop!
This is one of those sticky dirty pores!
Dammit!
I
Got a lot of ammo here
Yeah, wait, you can do that. I'll do this guy
Don't have the light and oh Pina you have no
Go for good
Oh
to get more goo when we kill people. You're looting guns without any ammo for your current
blood. Eat my butt! Eat my butt! This is the specific click on the left side inside the
building. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's people down
I got an idea, I'm gonna go.
There's two more bodies down late to the right.
Oh my gosh.
On me, I'm dead.
Run for your life.
Easy down, did I get him?
Both right here.
Run for your lives easy down to get them both right here. They're brought James
They're brought James one pushing here you practice boys one on this pillar on the pillar behind him
What how the hell is that even possible? What?
What?
You don't need to kill us, man, here's what.
What?
I shot him twice, one in the head with an angle, and then two trigonades, and he's still goddammit, a fucking thorn back there!
I- You should have been one shot, he was my self!
What the hell was that?!
Shit.
Oh
What would you look at that
Would you look at that right there hmm a wizard a
Wizard let me tell you mr. Hodge that guy just got this game from his mammy and his pappy
Happy for Christmas and the first thing he did instead of having fun was get cheats.
That's what's going on here.
Yep, he's level two.
Level two, private profile, two badges for friends.
Perfect.
Maybe have we considered that he is just, I don't know, a loser?
Have we considered that?
Uh, well, I think we have considered that.
I think we have considered that we've come to the conclusion that he just might be.
Yep.
So I'm going to go ahead and put his profile on the stream for everybody really quickly,
just as a quick, quick, who's he?
A quick, a quick little treat for him.
A Christmas gift.
You're talking about from me to him.
You're talking about, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think that is a great play.
A little Christmas gift.
I think that is a great play.
To bring in, to bring in the new year.
way he can he can be a new year new ham your time out mm-hmm mm-hmm the great
idea new year new ham that's new year new year new ham hopefully we got a
old baby and that'd be a Christmas another Christmas gift another Christmas
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, sir!
A new Steam account for you, good man.
A new Steam account for you.
Here you are, good sir.
There you are.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
We were putting in work before the wizard showed up.
That is for sure.
Before the magicians arrived.
magicians arrive before the magicians arrive with their hat tricks and their
bunny out of the hat yep no magic dark magic mm-hmm dark wizard magic
here we go I'm bringing the blue siem I'm bringing the blue seal oh my gosh it's
getting serious it's getting serious we can no longer rely on oh wait hold up
close he's coming we can rely on closey I have only ever relied on closey
This is fantastic news good. Good. I'm texting him. I said get in here. You say he's coming. I was at 824 is now 834
That was 10 minutes. He shouldn't be here promptly
Given close these track record he should be here in either five minutes or five hours
Either way very fast the dual very bad the duality of closey. That's what you like to see
Okay, 300 ammo this time just easy little crazy
And they'll grab this bad boy and some silver charges from mr. Shiny like
I'm not bringing into phibulators I can't afford them
You go down that's your own business
It's I've done you should I forget my defibrillator? Oh
You bring yours just case things get a little rowdy in there just in case the locals get a little frisky
I'm talking about I just business tax write offs tax write off or if you want to drop you one we can do that, too
We're both poor we're both poor they any better over here
It ain't any better over here.
Let's ride!
Take another sip of the silly.
Like the reward.
There's always the end of the jam!
From last time!
I'm coming.
Closest texture in the chat that he's coming.
Fuck it. We don't need him.
Honestly, you know what?
You know who needs it?
I need this raid, Hunter. I need this raid to prove to not only myself, but to everyone
here that we can do it without them. Am I going boys?
AHHHHH! TRIED!
Good lad, dude, good lad, be wise.
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my brothers.
Thank you, Mr. Gentlemen.
So, your trigger finger is very fast.
Peter, your trigger finger is very fast.
Thank you, sir.
I tell people it's a macro to upset people on Twitter.
It's a macro.
I'm cheating.
What are you going to do about it, pussy?
Put that.
Put that and put it on the ground.
Put that and put it on your Twitter feed, bitch.
clip that put it on your Twitter feed plz
I think they're fighting over there above on the zips.
Well, let's get them!
What are we doing here?
I think we had to go up that way or they would be shooting at us.
I concur, making docket.
Okay, are they on the roof?
Hurts hands
Directly front south on that pillar right there. Got it. Good
We actually by the car to find another team to find another team
We could swing left on these guys.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I like it!
I'm on box post!
Okay, well...
Well, well, well, well, cracked one!
Charge!
They're reds, they're reds!
I got em!
Oh
I'm instantly dead I'm instantly dead I died immediately
That was a blue shield. That was my only working blue shield sir sir
Gentlemen, you guys look very nifty in your match the outfits may I say very nifty
Very delectable you're dripping you're dripping very fancy
Yeah, yeah, and you know what peanut could use your help
help me I'll help you defeat your adversaries he just died they thirst
I should have them.
All right, heal up all of them, you never heal up, heal up.
There's a kid, there's a baby that's healthy.
Okay.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, dingaloo, dingaloo, dingaloo.
Get the goop in there.
Goop, goop, goop.
Oh, something.
Do we want to revenge you?
Don't you worry.
I have to figure this out are you winning son that's right that's great
yeah the microphone is ported through another PC it goes into the it's a
little weird okay well can't forget the 50% team leader tax now can we boys thank
you good chair thank you good chair I'll go take a little peep into that
gentlemen very soon. Don't worry I hated them anyways. It's not through your
Little bit of poop, little bit of poop, hey that's not him that's, that's a bush, what
did that, what did that, he got it's not him it's a bush, it was a bush the whole
time I'm coming I'm coming oh in the rock
You see the glass plates we need to look
There's of course of course
And we oh my man my man
oh no wait wait oh actually here's one that had seven on it it's my finest
Vinninator finest in the pack holy shit thank you good to thank you a
thousand times you know it's got a pocket full with a good stock
Thank you gentlemen. Godspeed on all of your ventures gentlemen. I'm gonna get on out of your head now. Don't want to make a ruckus.
Thank you gentlemen. Good luck on all of your ventures.
Love you turnstile. Have a good one.
Follow me gang.
I'm rich, I'm rich.
Hunch!
Hunch, hunch!
What?
I'm rich!
I'm over here counting my pennies that I just stole out of the water fountain in front of the aria.
What do you want from me?
I'm rich!
That's good.
I'm working the corner outside of the McDonald's right now, okay?
You sell that pussy son, but I'm rich!
We got the goob!
Hurry!
We're dingaloo dingaloo!
Gotcha!
I've got that glitch where you can't swap soldiers with the god.
I hate that.
I actually I think I know how to fix it. Let me see. I was testing something in offline mode. Let me see. Let me see. I
Was doing this
Then I let the circle disappear
Then I swapped shoulders that I aimed
Whoa
It worked I fixed it. I'm like joking
You tech do tech do tech
Dude, I'm serious, I actually fixed it, I actually fixed it, no joke!
I think there was a one-time thing for sure, I did this in offline raid, like a couple nights ago.
What's that for sure? That was a one-off Hoosie here.
New tech, new tech!
Dude, Coach is gonna be psyched to hear about that one. He hates that glitz. The bane of his existence.
It's terrible, I get it all the time.
Oh my god, there's a real person gentlemen, gentlemen
How are you on this fine day? How are you stay back? I'll be forced to kill you stay back
or I'll be forced to kill you stay stay back demon or I'll be forced to open
fire oh thank you good sir thank you good sir these hooligans they were
trying to kill me right there behind that tree they were trying to kill me
Stay away!
He's right here! Look at that! He's right behind that rock!
Oh!
He's a quick little banger!
Good luck everybody else!
Good luck!
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Excellent raid, boys!
Hell yeah! Dude, hunch I got up with all the goop!
Hooray!
Dude, I can't believe I got a Bobcat form with the Golden Sock.
No way, that guy is a generous man. That is a generous man right there.
A generous man.
Hey, Coach, he's somehow still not here.
after let's see how long 24 minutes after saying coming perfect perfect what a
sweet treat he's always punctual that's why I like about clothes eat that's where
I like about him always punctual always on time yep yep let me sort my group
sell these bad boys like you do bring that sell this right here put that away
put this right here put that away put this way put that away then repair this
then sell this bad boy then we ride
I'll bring an event a tour with level level four are you devious and dog when we
inevitably get our shit posted I will make the most bold and valiant attempt
to also have them revive you as well and that's what I'm gonna bring to the
team is round how the guys who downed us ended up being cool and the random duo
from across the map that knocked me with a singular fucking light ammo shot is so
quick to thirst to be like their lives depend on it
I don't understand yeah but you're forgetting the most important part what
I
That's right
Oh, Mr. Zack and Mr. Big League, what's good, man good, ah man
And Mr. Smack, what's good, man good, ah man
Good lad, he do's good, lad, he dies
I think we should go play at
some point in our trio life.
Get what?
He's in the discord.
What is that game called bro?
Pirates.
You're a pirate.
You got some type of fool.
You got some type of idiot.
You have some kind of a skin...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You think I'm some type of fool? God of Foolers.
You will not get me again with that Simpleton joke.
Oh, I already got you with that upper cut.
Welcome in, Mr. Clucksy, welcome in!
Hi team. Hello. Hey guys, how's it going? Pretty good.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, Dick Lobsie.
Happy birthday to you.
Hope we get another one.
Happy birthday, happy birthday.
Thank you, like nails on a chalkboard.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
That was good.
You get the right you did you get any presents?
Yeah, what'd you get? What'd you get?
Uh, I got a bottle of Jack, Jack Daniels, that did a collab with McLaren.
Did you already open it up? Uh huh. Time to start sipping, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, I was going to take a birthday tears right now.
Cheers, boys.
So, then, Salute! Cheers!
Mmm!
Ah! Ah!
This is rich.
Yeah!
Fair warning! Fair warning!
What?
I think I'm gonna block out.
I'm gonna start a drinking, I'm going to start a drinking, but...
Hey, are you a drunk?
I feel like I'm gonna drunk through the Discord call.
Good! Good!
It's a day for celebration closey. It's a day for celebration
Right on the earth right on the birds of urgent care. That's where you should get
Yep, I will let you guys know I feel a little dirty. I think I've thrown a 500 C4 today
Good, let's know 500 more makes you a screen 10 is you see hidden?
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, then that's right
Are you are we going case? Yeah, I'm beginning to cattle for blue see him
We did juice boys
Yep
Sitting out back over McDonald's
because the air condition I need is on my back.
Yeah, that's where we are.
That's an optimal location, optimal.
This is,
how about this?
How about this?
This.
the weather is just right yeah and only if he hasn't hit his 20-hour monthly quote
What else?
You fucking kidding me?
I have been shi-
Fuck you!
Fuck me! Fuck you!
Oh fuck you!
Fuck you both!
OREEEEEE!
Thank you for your service, good man!
Thank you for your service!
And Godspeed out there!
Get those motherfuckers!
They want our freedom!
Anyone want money?
You know?
Yeah!
I'm tired of winning.
I've been alive!
Nope.
But I can am-
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Let's ride!
Don't leave the bug in this area Jesse!
Nice coin flip-hons
No, no, we take a turn right boys. I turn back turn back quick
The right under behind this broken house to the southeast
Oh
There's a boyfriend
No it is but too
No it's too bitter
Nice
No it's too bitter
But it's not spicy
I'm across to pour my suck
If you can't stop myself from looking
What's the cure to maitreary?
No it's too bitter
Wait, am I scared aggro someone by the way?
No way!
HURRY!!
I
Do what well, what do we do now now?
We rock each other all
Like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you by the way mr.
Cozy I know you're gonna be excited to hear this this is no joke because this almost never happened
So I'd like to embellish on this fact a little bit. This is something I found out myself
myself by myself in offline gaming to always at any point fix the glitch where
it doesn't let you switch arms. I know how much you eat that glitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how?
What you do is you say it's happening right now. You aim so there's a circle
in the middle of your screen and you un-aim wait for the circle to go away.
Then you switch arms and aim one more time and damage fixed. I thought you had
to go up to a wall spam it no I'll tell you I'll tell you I do myself twice okay
I trust you that's good to that glitch actually kills me instantly every
single time so it's the most aggravating thing ever so we are doing this you
want you want to step well I've got only a seven energy MO 5 10 15 20 25 30 35
40
Holy shit rock above us. We can take this thing
100% right here
I won't see it so long as we're walking it would be good
We come here above us
I'm on you on you on the hill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Correct me above you
One down one down
On me again, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you. He might prove he might say he might prove he might say he might prove
I
Guys one shot one shot
Let's go
Clickers clinkers clinkers
We have to worry about above us
one here one here yeah one right here as well get your ass back to a lot of these pussy
oh yeah I see that hood come you get so sneaky don't they
Oh shit.
Moving out left.
I'm really scared about it, Bubba.
Yeah.
What are the chances of another team?
That's impossible.
What's going really far left?
You're gone.
You see?
They're really far.
They're spread fifth.
We are.
Yeah
Below one far left all I know is I'm not leaving out that Toro so we need to kill these guys or I get that thing
Anybody got a smoke nope, well, then we're killing them
Gonna be wide flanking adventure this moment here. She's fire
Go back! Go back!
Maybe?
Who knows?
Will I drop my weapons at?
Oh, nobody got him!
I have an idea let's leave you look the other guy you killed in this over the
hill yeah it event all of you go we kill three on the team right I don't know
I call
I know which I'm Richard shit
It's just fun and I'm leaving down below my reset
You're kind of fucking them up. Yeah, we were
Thank you
Oh my god
I'm gonna check, I'm gonna check.
Coachy, coachy.
EQUALIZE!
you always get equalized. Where's my light, dude? I got a f***ing old cracker.
Equalize! Equalize! Equalize! Equalize! Equalize! Equalize!
Energy MO 5k or 1k? That was 1k.
5k. Err, each. Wait.
That was 1k, is it just 1k?
Yeah, it's just 1k, only way to 3k.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Because I only wasted 3k there.
Yeah, but you have to remember that you're poor and ugly.
Hey man, that 3k is like a hundred K for you
I think I'm just gonna sell the energy I am not ugly
Me ugly you gotta be getting me. You gotta be getting me. You gotta be getting me
Boys we have a very important decision to make here. Do we go back in?
Okay, now it's just blue gate. There's no major. I
I mean, look, I can't see.
Oh, it is.
Oh, it makes y'all sound space-space-abored.
Do we go in regular kid, or do we try to take it with our doosies that we just got?
Wait, you said it's not a space port?
Mm-hmm.
Well, I just sold my whole crapper and everything, so.
I just sold all my ammo.
Oh, good thinking.
Genius!
Uh, uh, it's me, C.
Let me see
You should have that
There's nothing in the mail
Oh
You see we don't have much clothes he weighs
Like like half one like half a hutch
I think I'm like 166 right now 165. Oh
My god, I'm 65 closey
a light green is going to push you over a large intake and exhale of a hunch's breath
could take you over but you are behind me I think you take flight okay well not all
hunch can disperse flotulence anywhere in your direction in a mile radius and you would go to
of the stratosphere. Not all of us can be six seven two fifty. It is kind of weird that
he's six seven. That is kind of weird. Who are those freaks? Are your parents brother
and sister? You know it's, can I be honest? I'd be offended if you weren't. It doesn't
make any sense guys my dad he's about 5'11 and my mom she's about 5'6 my
brother he's about 5'11 6 foot and here I am
I mean Tom what yeah that's weird that's weird that's weird hmm that's weird
You're adopted?
I don't think so.
Wait, you should get...
Wait, are your mom and dad also rednecks?
Yes.
Wait, he's probably not adopted.
He's probably not adopted.
What are we talking about?
Wait, do your mom and dad...
Are they also rednecks
that watch NASCAR and are kind of racist?
No.
No. No. Maybe a doctor. No,
they're not. 5050. Maybe a doctor.
Maybe a doctor. Think about it.
Think about it. He had to part of
for a second. He had to part of
for a second. It's. No, no,
no, no. 5050. 50. Well, we'll
investigate more coax you on
the side. Mm hmm. Let's ride.
My bucket is being of a great point.
How tall was the mailman?
Oh, true.
If you gotta think of every possibility,
how tall was your mailman, do you know?
I'm pretty sure he was, I'm pretty sure he's pretty tall.
Well?
Well, I guess, well, I guess we have our answer then.
The math is math.
I guess we have our answer then.
I guess we have our answer.
Your dad fucked the mailman.
Let's ride!
WOOOOOOW!
LET'S RIDE AGAIN!
You boys ready to get rowdy?
Oh, Mr. Weeder, man, I want to be a good boy, good man, good, uh, man!
Good lassie, dude, good, uh, lassie.
Ah!
Good to see you again, Mr. Weeder, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my man.
Look at our kids like you brother on the head of Luke.
Wait, what are we here for?
It's enough to chit chat.
Time to focus out.
All right, time to focus out.
We're here for the main job.
We got to kill whoever's taking it then,
take their group and kill the main job ourselves.
Also, we announced to everyone watching
that we were going to space port before we did so.
So we're gonna die.
Well, wait, dude, we should have just stayed
the last raid and done it because no one could load in.
Oh dude, that would have been really helpful information like five minutes ago.
Yeah, but I blame my party leader for not letting us know it was the last raid.
Well, I blame Hunch because he's fat.
He's fat and ugly. That's your I blame.
And I blame Coksi because he's 30 years old and somehow
less great than a fucking feather.
You kid, I blame your mom for not swallowing you.
You
My mom is a very nice lady with many accolades in her career
We get no way you just said my mom is working the corner what are we one of these cons these I don't even that's a singer
I already would know that's a singer buddy is his personally insulting my mother
Okay, that's much better. That's much better.
I'm really confused. What else is there?
Oh, are there corn? Uh, yeah, not like that. I wouldn't even sell your mom like that.
I didn't fetch you the drug dealer. Not the other thing. Sorry.
You guys right here. In the departure building.
Imagine Hunch's mom. I'll kill you.
I'll kill you both.
She started an Indiana Jones film and big boulder rolling down the mountain
You guys guys we also got shot from there building as well watch out
oh jaycee oh jaycee oh jaycee
dude why are they shooting me
shoot him shoot him shoot him
shoot him shoot him
shoot peanut
no no no
oh my god
that's oh oh ok
oh my god one
we gotta go inside
we gotta go inside because somebody's hitting us from there
oh
oh dude peanut
The Junk is here!
Hit the duck!
Go John! Go John!
Prove it. Send me a picture of your butthole.
In the strike position?
In the strike position. I want 42 petabytes of pictures of your butthole in the strike position.
All spokes exposed.
4k quality, no 8k quality
You one of those massive hubs telescope to the he was in the stratosphere
My bottom bitch my bottom bitch
Oh my gosh there's people on top of the tower also shooting us why is everybody
just holding up amazing but if you play this slow we're actually gonna get the
most you mm-hmm I concur I concur doctor now is my I was mostly talking to you
because I give it 30 seconds before you hit the zip and go that's why I'll wait
there is a way to above you oh oh oh sure you can't shoot through that you
might be stupid wait they're up here up here up here I think I see a directive
of you put the gun through the thing that's one crack one crack one crack
one that you won't stand in this corner where my gun is I'm gonna die
probably on that oh we say they're right there
I can just mention it sure you ready are you ready ready right here right here
like really directly in front of it.
Now!
He's alive, he's alive!
Got one, got one!
Got another one, got another one!
Another one right here, another one right here! Oh, I ran over him!
HIT!
Thank, thank, thank.
Another team, guys, another team is down.
I'm healing him, healing him!
Back down the hatch!
Here is the ball answer!
I'm right here, I'm good though.
I think it's so flashlight close on the doors close on the doors
We do the better wall because I want that old eagle old eagle old eagle
Fuck you
Oh my god, they're the most handsome gentlemen I've seen all day
I'm on it I'm on it
Wait!
Hutch is gone, Hutch is gone, we need to forget about him
No no no
We need to forget about him
Hutch is gone, Hutch is gone
We need to forget about him, we need to forget about him
Oh, where's the dog?
I got one grenade
The broads aims!
I need them
Oh, they're taking care of you
I got-
I thought you guys-
Calm down, calm down, calm down
I'm here
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
I'm here
Fuck you, fuck you, you're my shit
I'm here, I'm here
What do we do? What do we do?
We can't fuck with us we're too fresh we're too fresh we're too drippy hunts
We're way too drippy to die
Must be moisture shit right now. I'm moisture shit
I have one.
Can we lose those guys for now?
No, we gotta go back. We gotta go back. They have our goob.
Yeah, we are so poverty-
Go back! Go back!
Go, go, go, go!
We can go back to this whole bottom, I think.
No shields. I have no meds.
Yeah, look at my health.
Fuck you! Eat my shit!
Yeah, I have a G-Bind by the way.
are you fucking kidding
I'm with you
they're gonna be inside, they're gonna be inside, they're gonna be inside
what just got cracked, what just got cracked above us
that's my trap
they just came behind the wall
they're going back up maybe
they went back up to the next floor
I'm grabbing the next
I have traps on everything, the only thing I don't have traps on is zips
I
Everything just play so I mean what we can actually does I mean
Yeah, can I have it
Of course you have an 8 and 2 for that equalizer
What's gonna get him
They're all three in there
They show there
Fuck you fuck you eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
Welcome welcome
I'm gonna be sounded.
Eat my shit.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
Ooh, what do you think of it, Mr. Silly?
He's a little sticky here.
Oh shit, oh shit.
He said great game. He said great game good shot to hope to see you in another game
GG's well played
Boys of the Angels
I'm in throne, I'm in throne
We're doing pretty good
Get out of my way!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Okay.
Should we go to the top of the group tower? Get the rest of them?
There's a lot of energy. No, no, no. We wait.
You guys, did that team...
West is gonna push over.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
We just wait. We just wait. Oh, I got more traps.
EQUALIZE! EQUALIZE!
EQUALIZE!
EQUALIZE, I'm never fucking dropping it.
This is the last...
Were you that ammo?
And the durability?
A little bit of goop.
They've got 69 durability, don't you worry, I've got...
Five stacks!
That's mostly six-seven.
I remember a time when six-nine was the cool number.
Back in my day...
Back in my day, a quarter used to cost a nickel and...
Sixty-nine was the cool number.
I learned all the cool stuff, you need any, you need any, uh, meds?
Oh my gosh, I found a bobcat.
I
Killed the guy I could I kill all these guys remember that
I could all these guys remember I came in here and I valley at least face all these guys single-handedly
Not worth it
Every Bobcat in the world
What's not a kinetic converter on it
And a compensator which is purple the long barrel
I would treat you a banana for that for that two blue attack
I said there I said you didn't say it you kidding me yes I did but you did it you
said it you said scared and you said me you over here
You're doing the bulk of you the bulk of quick
I can't say it I just did no you didn't say no way you're gonna be with me that's
whore is again saying you're
you there's no kinetic converter
Are you
You piece of shit, it's a level one you actual piece of garbage
You actual piece of garbage piece of shit
He got scared!
I knew you'd never say it.
The pretty bit it did.
Ooh! Another Torah.
Oh, very nice.
Well, I didn't sleep right there, and it didn't do anything.
Anyway, they were outside our building.
Yeah, those.
What do we do now?
Now we play the game do you need any meds or anything does I don't ask you before
Now I'm good. I I need a blue shield. You're all fucked in the ass
There was one blue. Take this take this take this the coach. I got you to this
What am I supposed to do with a fried motherboard
be thankful maybe for starters maybe I thank you to start out with any a quick
maybe a quick thanks over here step one a quick thank you
Jesus.
I've killed my entire ass.
Hey, who do I make that check out to?
Hey!
My man!
Wazab!
We just have to make sure now, by the way.
Should we go to the Italian tower?
No, no, you have an equi there won't reach
How you shooting?
Who the hell is that guy?
What are you doing, Fina?
Get out of here, stinky!
Oh my god, those are the explosion ones
Oh my god
Oh, we're all gonna die a horrible violent death
Shut up
Fina!
My shield's broken, my shield's broken!
He's wrecked
I
You did it goop
It's a freak head
Yeah, they were free
The sticky pores
Sticky dirty puller
Not the pores
Oh
If you if we're gonna do this you have to solo it it's exactly what we need
It's so that we saw that renegade I could show the major my hands tied my hide my back in my eyes closed
Do we want to go all the way up? I?
Want you guys won't reach right?
So we do it from stairs
Yeah, I mean I have everything walled off inside literally the only way they all take care of this pussy stand back
Actually, everything is walled off inside
STAND BACK
But you got a trap on you as well if you can play it
Oh, I heard they can just silently climb on you
EQUALIZE
So these guys only came in with one equalizer trying to do the main charge
EQUALIZE
What the hell is going on?
What the fuck is happening?
You just have to azure it and then run to us.
Peter, it worked!
It worked!
Oh my gosh.
Oh, never mind.
It was just a...
It worked!
Oh never mind it was just uh
I think he's here I think he's here
Come home come home. Why I'm home. I'm home. I should walk up to us
Hopefully I have a barrel that I can help with this. That's about it
Please let me drop a couple items. Don't don't take them though. Don't take them though, okay?
Oh, yeah, of course not
I need you guys to swear that you won't touch these if you want to kill the major
I've got fine. I'm going out there fat. I'm going out there fat. It's on you
Yeah
Oh
You gotta steal up he's got a shield up back to home base
You guys got me watching a piece what we have had minutes you're the only one that can kill it
I'm blind. The only one you say.
Well, is it that interesting?
Is it that interesting?
I will leave the charge. Stand back!
We always got sniped from the red building.
Oh my God, they're still sniping from the red building. Yes, they are. It's from the red building.
no joke my shield just won't begin there's still sniping where oh my god there's no
way would you do you want to I've got my own don't take them don't take them
single handedly agree oh my god we have to do it from the second floor and
There's a bunch of crabs
What about the people snipin' us?
Yeah, we can't do it from the second form because of the people sniping us
There's also a Charizard at the top
Oh, hello man
Uh, yeah, we should just leave
Oh my god
I just leave
Mr. Springer
It's a good radium, isn't it?
I see where she's at'll
Closer you take my shit and I will actually kill you
In the game of course
I'm not
He can make fucking barricades and shit.
You see how much goons?
You see how many barricades?
I'm happy I had four died.
Yeah, I fucked up.
Two died more tonight.
This is great.
I fucked up, dude.
I got walls.
Hold on, dude.
Oh.
Yeah, I'll just make sure there's wall for you.
Thank you.
Wait, we don't have any extracts on this side.
Do we have a hatch key?
I have a hatch key.
Oh, yeah, it's splendid.
Fire, hot, fire, hot.
Come on now.
Here I thought you were a waste of space and a bad teammate a horrible player and nobody and nobody likes you
Thanks good work, hot good work
No, I yanked I yanked the shotgun and I was gonna think about giving it back
Hodge you give me that shotgun back right now. Now you give me that shot
Right now you get you
This dude, any other gun, any- listen, Hodge, I will- I- Hodge, you have no idea the things
I am prepared to do to you, no idea, sexual and non-sexual.
Any other gun is fine.
The shotgun?
Absolutely not.
Why don't you hand me that shotgun back immediately?
I'm not goofing around, you hear me then, suck it back!
We gotta go, we gotta go, Dennis, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here.
How'd you get that suck it back?
Why now?
I'm out of here!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
This rager actually went pretty good by the way.
Now I got CPC set.
Now I got ya.
You're so cunt.
You ain't getting near me.
Yes I am. Yes I am. I got a sword cunt.
Oh I need that sandalwood actually.
Can you cut that?
Oh I'm out of stamina and I'm going to die now.
No just equalize it.
Just equalize it.
Equalize!
I
I have energy ammo for you actually do you need?
You close you give me that socket that please God
What do you say close you? I don't do shit. No, I know you go get it back into I'm too slow. I'm too too fat
Well, let me ask how much can I have that shotgun?
You have reached a voice mailbox
I will start another war. I will start another war. I will start another war. If you leave
with that shotgun, the war is on. Think wisely about your next decisions. The next step you
you take could be your last you give me you give me that shot you give me that shot you
give me that shot you give me that shot right now you already scared me on the bomb cat
there's no way you're doubling up you ride for your kingdom hutch hutch hutch is
your last dance this is your last dance I survived for your kingdom
That's it. This means war. This means war!
Do you have any idea what you just did?
Fuck you. Fuck you!
Fuck the regulators!
What?!
A bunch of heathens!
You hear them boys, you hear them!
Say it!
break their bones, break their blood.
In the game, of course.
Incident raid, gentlemen, Incident raid.
How'd you give me that socket back?
You gave me that socket back.
What level is it?
At least tell me what level it is.
It was a level three.
Dude, that's the best one I had.
It was a level two.
But it was worth it.
worth it. It was worth it. It
was. It was. You will pay you
will pay it for this. You have
no idea the consequences of
actions. I will rain held
upon you. I will bring the
sky down upon you. I will
crush you your whole
Legion. What if you couldn't
do shit? Oh yeah. You and
your hordes of orcs! Hordes of orcs!
You've got me back on the menu point!
You're going to pay for your Greek offenses today. You're going to pay for your Greek
offenses today. It will be how to pay. How to pay. When you think you're at your highest
moment, Hodge, when you think you've reached the top and nothing can go wrong, I will
be there. I will be there to snatch the glimmer of hope, the twinkle in your eye. I will be there.
I will be there. When the Reddit posts start flying about how Bert Peanut has ruined the game
yet again. Nobody respects anyone on Reddit. I will upvote every post. I will make accounts
just to vote more.
No way you have a Reddit account.
Hell no, I don't even know how to use that.
I don't know how to use it.
I just type in when I need to use Reddit,
I go, best gaming mouse Reddit.
And then I type, and then I press Enter on Google.
I don't know how to do that.
You know how to use Google?
Well no, I don't know how to use Google.
I don't know how to use Reddit.
No, that's what I'm saying.
So whenever I need to find something out on Reddit,
gaming mouse our best gaming computer and then I type reddit at the end of it
It works great as long as you don't scroll down too far you don't find all the 45 year old men living in their mom's basement
You only find the helpful people
Works out pretty good works out pretty good
good. Yeah. Have a right boys.
I don't even know what red it's used for. Is it just for like information is like a
Wikipedia. No, well it's like it's like well nowadays they're hiring bots to
infest it but it still hasn't been infested too much to where you can't
find it. But like if you type in best gaming mouse for the for the first
like 10 pages of Google you're going to get ads or people that were
What what they're saying, but if you type reddit at the end you actually find someone who had the mouse and tells you about it
But unfortunately a lot of people are hiring either AI or like
Outsourcing to other countries and they pay people to go into reddit forms or people like me that typed it into Google and
Comment that they have it when they really know and then it's great
It's still useful now, but I give it. I don't know
two or three years before it's too infested completely over before what
was it before it got infested to the degree it was just where people talked
well whether it was always infested with with with with dino nuggy eating 45
year old men in their basement that's where it's been since day one that's
the core element of reddit that's the core that's what that's what glues it
that's the glue that brings reddit together what I'm saying is is it
wasn't infested with bots and outsourcing telling you that products are good when they're not.
And now it is but not not to the degree where you still can't use it for that purpose. I give it
about two to three years until you can no longer use it for that purpose. Understood. Also it was
level 4 shotgun I just realized that I had two of the hot hot hot hot hot hot hot I'm
dead serious give me that shotgun I'm bringing in shotgun ammo if you know
what's good for you you bring me that shotgun I will call off the war if you
bring me that socket you can't take a total level 4 for me you don't
understand that's like my favorite weapon other than the bobcat hi how much
how many shotguns do I have? I can bring one for him I fucking 617 Toro force
it's not about the shotgun Dennis it's about the message through the message
it's I have plenty of shotguns I got gold in the vault I've got gold in the
safe you got cholesterol in your veins you fat mammoth now give me my Toro
back with these as shit. What? What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you?
You scared the hell you fucking scared it right now.
Do you hear, are you hear this guy? Your peanut butter waiting to happen. Damn. Wow.
Waiting to happen. I will put you over like a hamburger on the grill and ram your shit until
It's a hot moral. I can't get a shotgun back if I give it back to you
Then all day tomorrow your bungulators are going to be telling me that I got hoed by peanut
It all happens. They're going to be
Congratulating you on being an honorable man. That's what they're gonna be saying
Not one not not one
It's gonna be not one tomorrow guys right type one in the chat if you agree with me not one not
one, not one, not one.
I'm going to type one, type one, just a second.
Now, see, look how many ones there are.
Look how many ones there are.
I am seeing so many twos.
I'm going to go now, see type one, then after, I'll ask them the same question.
Okay, I'm seeing some ones now.
And we type one for just a second.
And then I'll ask them about this.
I'm going to shock them back and then you can see what you want.
You see look at that look how many ones there are look how many ones there are look at what he wants. You see that all right
You see that I bring the shotgun that look at that. It's the attachments. Oh my
Good, that's a good. That's a good trade
All right, I will take that I will take that and I will also take your life
When you least expected I give me the whole socket back for the me held a bank. We're gonna miss the matriarch
I'm almost ready. I'm almost ready. Give me a second.
I'm good to go. That's right.
I was going to take a pee pee.
Oh, Mr. Parts guy, Mr. Contra.
I'm going to find some boys. Good man. Good man.
Hey, Mr. Crid. I'm going to find some boys. Good man. Good man.
Good lad. Good news. Good lad.
Nice. Thank you boys. Thank you.
You guys ready?
Yeah?
Ready, ready.
UGH!
RIDE!
You
Let's go.
I
Can't say no, it's your birthday
We're gonna sorry we're gonna shot we're ripping a shot. I've only got I've only got
I've only got three range of I'll take a big job
Yeah, my second while we wait
That's kind of much like all we need.
There's no way he peed.
Well, I honestly, I did it with haste, and I honestly did not jiggle it to sufficiently,
so I got a little down to a while, man.
But I got back just in time for the rain, that's when it was important.
Honestly, I don't really live by the whole rule of more than two shakes and you just
play with it.
I honestly love to play it with a little bit.
You know, I like to come back to the stream with a half-chub.
I feel like it gives me motivation and determination to play better and do better.
Work hard, play hard.
I like to play ping-pong with my nutsack between my thighs.
Sometimes if I've gotten a little something going on, I'll slap it like one of those doors.
Stop it.
You're the monkey?
Mm-hmm.
I knew.
Exactly.
And everybody looks at me like I'm some freak when I'm all doing it.
But it's honestly perfectly natural.
And it increases blood flow overall, which is healthy for your heart.
It's a mountain.
You know how like when you don't your finger and you bring up to your
lips, you go, I like to do that with the tip of my penis.
I like to do that with your dad's butt pussy.
I just fuck.
What'd you say?
What did close you say?
Close you back?
What?
And I can't, I don't know.
I came back and we're talking about motorboating a butt or your dad's
butt pussy.
I do not recall hunch.
Did you hear anything like that?
I heard nothing of the sort. What do you do coxie please? Can we be professional? Please?
Yeah, seriously. I'm trying to have a good night. You can see and you're kind of freaking me out with these weird things
You're saying on your birthday of all day on your birthday
I'm gonna take this shot now and then we'll get at all
Well, hold up now. I just give me a shotgun. Then we take a shot
Through it on the ground. Yeah
It was on folksies back. He just put it in his backpack. Oh, she give my son
You fucking
Oh, she give me that gun. Give me that shot. God. It's my fault
Folksy give me the shot gun right now
Folksy, I don't care it's your birthday. I will pin that shit over so quick
Give me the son god. This is perfect
What are we doing?
What are we even doing right now?
What are we doing?
What could we possibly be doing right now?
What on God's green earth
could we possibly be up to right now?
What are we doing?
I'm waiting for closer to give me the shotgun!
Closey just...
Closey, closey, closey.
Oh my God!
I'm getting into the third thing.
Hold the floor.
That's what you get.
He's a cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater.
Not from me. It's not from me.
Oh my god.
We're in danger.
You made me bring shotguns for this shit.
You fucking idiot.
If I had a shotgun, we could kill these guys easy.
I'm giving to you.
He took it.
I'm telling you literally even if he's a cheater I can kill him with a shotgun at this exact position
But should I give you my shotgun?
Yes, yes, yes, I can I can put him over there. I can put him over there
Yeah, it's going to wait 25 minutes for you to-
Then we'll wait 26. Then we'll wait 26.
We shall wait.
People don't take our life!
We won't stay here all day bastard all day!
What?
Until the bomb swaps you fuck-ass!
Did any of that go through?
What? You hear me in game? Do you have grenades?
No. No.
Perfect. Okay.
Boom. Thank you, sir.
You go down here!
I'm not sure.
It must be...
Good thinking. Good thinking.
Install his manhood. Install his manhood.
You see
It's working
Oh my god, oh my god
Well, there goes that. Throw the grenades.
Oh my god. Throw the grenades.
Oh my god.
You got him! I got him!
Throw him again!
We're cooking! We're cooking!
I already threw two! I already threw two!
I got him!
He's full died. Is he alone?
We did it! Go away!
Yes!
We got to eat more. We got to eat more.
There's more! There's more!
Wait actually?
I don't know.
You fucking liar!
I wanted it!
You're not a liar!
I'm not a liar! No!
There's my shotgun.
Here's my shotgun.
Oh, well it ends well.
You killed the cheater.
Now would you look at that boys!
Oh, well it ends well.
So you actually killed the cheater?
Yeah, I did too.
The tail-based grenades and it killed him immediately.
I even had to shoot.
fucking bitch that was nice
don't call me the LeBron James of ArcGrade is for nothing
nothing can bring us down to nothing
now let's leave oh shit
me to a sniper that I said
yo I might have died with my snap hook on me
Oh, you did it already looked
Wait, is there someone out there, but you have this over there to the east
I think he's hacking as well because I don't see anybody was peaking. Oh, she know that doesn't make any sense
I he's right. He's right
Okay, give me
Oh
You give me give me
Hit it once oh my god, there's two of them. They're in the tower
That's I see we run you know the hatch keep my chance. I do not oh my gosh
You have forsaken us you have forsaken us
Congratulations, their whole team is the extract right there, listen listen this guy was up here by himself
Wait, wasn't there smoke on the cheater?
Those two guys I
Think aren't cheating just their bitch friend is and they probably know so they're bitches too. Yeah, bitch is so
I think we can make it, bro. I think we can I think we can't do I've got two smokes. I got two smokes
He's got to make it 200 meters, 200 meters.
Make it 250.
Now, you have to make me a promise.
We don't leave each other, okay?
No matter what happens, we stay together.
Of course, of course, yes.
Of course, of course.
All for one and one for all.
Okay.
All right.
That's right
Wait right to the right we're gonna get this in this valor C
We're safe
They already received up there no more they push it with you baby pushing pushing
Oh, I don't have anything. Oh my goodness. I know fend. Oh, no, I see about the Russian machine up there
There's five five five five five oh, yeah, right. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Get out there, get out there, get out there!
Dingo Dingo!
Dingo Dingo Dingo Dingo Dingo Dingo I see my sim.
Look at the tower. He's about to come down and come to us if I see him. I see it. They just went down the thingy
He's got shot by someone else
I'm my privilege my privilege me
You are my boss boys
I
Have to go back and watch that I went AFK
You actually killed him with double trailblazers. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he did
I see the guy's cheating and say what you see them classes there. Yeah
The guy's cheating insisting fucking trailblazers nice
Oh, he threw smokes to you to push us
There's an aim walking through
Yeah, exactly maximum bitch
I lose something. I lose something.
Oh yeah, check out that Steam account.
Check it out.
Oh, I already skipped it.
What is it?
Literally made like probably an hour ago.
Level zero.
Yeah.
No friends.
No nothing.
OK, well, he had to make it realistic to his real life.
Yep.
As close as possible, as close as he can get.
Good for him.
Staying true to his word.
That's what's most important.
fucking dad
How can we do all that and sure enough that damn shotguns the person like this is dead
Honestly, that shotgun was nice because if you wouldn't have stolen it then all of us would have went up there and died together
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome guys. Wow. Thank you for your service. Come on. See you're welcome. Thank you, sir
Thank you sir. You're my hero. My favorite part was looting Kloaksy's dead corpse that
was laying on the sand well like a big fat pussy. That was my favorite part of the day.
What about you, Hodge? What was your favorite part? Living. That was my second favorite
part. My favorite part is waking up every single day knowing my dad didn't leave
20 years ago for milk yeah okay all right well whatever you say I guess
how the holiday speed up little absent I felt like one of the chairs was
missing the room was a little empty I thought this heard this Christmas with
the one he was going to come back with I could have sworn I could have sworn but
maybe maybe maybe next year though maybe next year I think he's coming back
next year new year to dad oh huh huh huh huh hello son hello dad
oh that I'm stuck in the washer there's socks stuck in the back of it
I'm stuck in the wash I'm stuck in the wash I'm like someone's gonna have to
Me firmly grassman firmly grassman
Why are you a peanut?
Oh, yeah, oh, oh that little bitch look at that. Now. We have a question
We'll be pondering now. Let's take a moment to ourself to think about the answers to the questions asked of each of us genuine question
How much of the kids a must you have to fucking die with sheets dude?
I don't know that guy is like literal driver's seat of the short bus
Elevator user he is eating crayons on the way to the schoolyard window in his backpack
packed just in case he gets hungry later.
Everything, everything.
He is, we have talking a whole gallon of drool per day.
Per day, per day.
Yep.
Here's the crazy part, he's cheating.
He didn't even shoot us.
If you were funny, if you know, especially because you
were solo, he is sitting alone in a locker.
He's like, who do you think would be really funny like that?
When he's sleeping, I pee, that would change.
Before he's sitting there like, aw, I mean, mom's not
even gonna be making dino nuggets.
for at least another hour, what am I gonna do now?
I don't know, fuck yourself, sir.
Literally fuck yourself in the ass, in Game of Coice.
In the game, then die, in the Game of Coice.
And that guy kills me like five times a day.
Dude, I did.
Fucking insane.
That guy's crazy.
That guy is crazy.
You, dude, imagine cheating the day after Christmas.
I was hacking on a video game the day after Christmas.
Where did the Christmas whimsy go? Where did the Jolly Spirit go? Is it already gone?
Has it shifted away like the sands of time?
Yep, that's Christ
You have got a bigger loser on this planet
Biggest I would live I would literally be I would literally rather be a
Fintanal addicted homeless person on the streets of New York two and a half pennies
I cut one and a half so I could snort it I would rather be that person than the person that just tried to kill us
No joke any life repeat a hundred times
I'd rather be that person a hundred times in a row a hundred times in a row any day of the week any month of the year
I would rather be him a hundred percent no doubt my mind and I mean that dangerly
Imagine the smell
Imagine I mean we are talking used McDonald's cups old fries
Yep old burgers mold going on roaches like aspen gold's house. We are talking the whole shebam
That shit probably smells like a sewage plant
He probably shits himself and then had his mom come and change his diaper between trying to cheat on us
Generally, what do you think that guy's doing like jay what no seriously you think that guy's like a normal guy
You know, you know clean white. He said he just took a shower two hours ago. No way in fuck. No way in fuck
Absolutely no way, genuinely speaking, he is picking dingleberries from between his cheeks
and eating them for sustenance, just so that he can stay on longer and streamsight us again.
And you know he's watching so he's hearing all this too.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, my boy.
I'm talking to you, my boy.
I'm talking to you.
He's probably sitting there smiling because there's literally not a single thought going
through his mind. He's talking old VHS tape static. That's it. That's all he is.
He's smiling because all the plaque has built up on his teeth and his lips can't form around
him anymore. Exactly.
He has no choice. Looks like he ate a bar of shit.
One moment. One moment. Give me one quick second.
Why this dude's so rent free in your head?
Sir, we used to call that thinking
back in the day before everyone was fucking dumb as shit.
Before everybody was literally brain dead,
we used to call that thinking.
That's what we used to call that.
I know you might not know that,
but back in the good old days, we called that thinking.
You should look it up, it's on Google.
It's on Google, Google it.
Jesus Christ, I hate that term.
You're gonna rent free in your head.
I'm thinking, sir, that's what people do.
and peanuts
those two the silly
one
here we go
yeah this is brother right now we never took the shot
yeah we never did it
oh fuck
well it looks like i'm drinking another
uh... fine with me
She is boys! She is fucking radars!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Chlokki!
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you. Alright. Time to take a shot. All the Bungalowers take a shot.
That's right!
Oh, I salute.
She is boys. She is gentlemen!
Ah.
Wow.
What a time to be alive.
Right.
Yeah, how do I pay for that?
What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive.
We we we we yapped for so long. The death station where we were going is no longer
Actually dude that's I'm thinking that did the the
I'm not doing we actually hold up. How deep are you guys? How deep how deep are we at right now?
I'm three shots and it was a tee. Well, I'm drinking soju so it's like half a shot per so I'm like
Okay, later
this range gonna be a good one I feel it do that boys yeah I kind of forgot that
I was thinking the tall boy of the booty ranger some about 24 ounces deep of the
booty ranger right now oh god I'm feeling good
What is that 24 hours of one game?
I'm feeling good boys.
I was in 24 hours of one game.
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good.
Let's ride.
It is ride.
Honestly, the race has been kind of insane.
We've got legendary every game.
Except for when we've only died to a cheater.
Well, it was legendary when that pussy put you in the dirt.
Also, only one of us died to the cheater.
Yeah, only one of us can run this guy out.
Alright guys, listen, you guys, I can't hit this guy.
Got him!
Nice.
I'll have him as a running aid.
Just a humble meal and farmer back here.
Give me a moment.
Hi.
Who's this?
Where?
Come on.
I was I was told these are omega goop for boot prints during this
Yeah, the breezeable things. Oh God, Joe, but can we we just spent the last 10 minutes
It's verbally harassing that random person.
Yeah, yeah, he's getting stream stack busted in a second.
Oh, I'm gonna shock him.
Oh, he's like, like, oh, we watch, watch, watch.
Yep, yep.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Drop that, drop that, drop that.
Oh, get up.
No, he's cute.
Let's go!
I've got him.
Yeah.
Does anyone have a shotgun?
I've got a shotgun, yeah, I've got a Toro.
Okay, I have a fucking, here,
dude, I have an underburrow and a blue shotgun bag.
Really?
Yeah, I've got an attachment from, like,
blue attachment from every single one here. This is actually like insane.
Peanut, I have a big battery. I think you might need a battery.
I do that. I have an industrial toaster instead of such.
Beautiful. Wait, we're actually owning. Wait, these are broken.
You should ask that. Those are a panel to find.
I'll put in my booty. Yeah, what are the blue prints?
That blue pig's acting pretty trash.
You might have heard this a lot, but you're so excited.
You want to side with him, huh?
Yeah, the blue pig is what you want.
Yeah, you don't want to side with him.
You'd actually be surprised to find out that I heard
a lot more hate from the British people than love
for that.
A lot of hate from the British people.
You should look in the comments in that video.
Oh my!
This Peter guy, what's all the?
What's all that about?
This ain't tickling my friend, T!
I don't have any close friends, John, but I've seen four second-
Check it out.
I'm like, I want to go home.
Why does this die?
At the top, keeping top of the tower.
No disrespect to the British parking owners, of course.
No disrespect to you guys, sir.
You should see that carbon section.
It is ridiculous.
All right, get this American out of here.
I only want to hear people that talk really funny.
And have bad teeth.
What is this Peter doing here?
Oh my, what?
I only want to hear people talk and talk all weird.
I'm hearing a bobcat.
We what?
Where?
Bobcat in the tower.
Wait, I forgot to listen. Where they at?
In the tower.
Well, let's get them!
Another one just died.
Oh my goodness, I need a bobcat. I need a bobcat.
This is no time for goofing around gentlemen, this is no time for selling around.
Lock in.
I'm scaring behind.
Lock in.
Inside that little bit of room.
There's no idea I'm here.
Oh, we have another team pushing in from behind us by the way.
We'll make light work of these fools.
Open that door please.
These came in.
Guys, you guys, I'm going down.
I'm going in.
Oh, the broad james!
Oh!
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
He's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing!
Hey, hold on.
Of course, we don't have enemies alone.
That guy's dead.
Oh!
I'm getting Peter.
Oh, what a fag!
Another team meeting there.
I tracked them. I tracked them inside.
What happened there?
The broad james!
Okay, thank you our friend our friend dark. They're ready. They're gonna be another one inside. I've one C4 hush
Very wait, they might be in there open the door
But you're behind you what about you all people team
Oh
Oh my goodness
I'm hearing it.
I got you.
You're going to take time.
Second day shot.
Focus.
Nice.
Oh, that's not going to be good.
That is not going to be good.
No.
One close.
No, Gager.
Try and fall.
Maybe not.
Oh, shoot at it.
Oh, someone to kill behind me.
Oh, my goodness.
Hold on the team.
I just saw that's my fault.
Sir! If you revive me, I will help you defeat your adversaries!
I will help you defeat your adversaries please!
Wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!!!!
Wait don't make any hasty assistance here please!
Those guys mid fight just started exiting me, that's my fault.
Maybe sniffing their asses wasn't the play.
I'm not gonna leave there with nothing
True true real
He said me to go to all that hell and I ended there with nothing
Absolutely not and real I apologize super speaking out of turn. That's okay. Lucky. That's okay eyes forward soldier eyes forward
Focus on the mission. Yep
Fert are see hutch
That made up on this, Cloak C's negligence and or inability to stick with the team leader
has caused the downfall of not just one of the members of the team but the rest of the
team and he's ugly.
And Fat, that made up on this, Fat made up on this hunch.
That's 100% my fault, I want to make up for it, I'm going to bring 15 C for it.
Yeah, we love to make fun of Cloaksey on his birthday or we chill it I
Yeah, you can make fun of me. I I can't speak ill of Cloaksey. That's my kryptonite. It's impossible for me
I don't know why that peanut. He was birthday inch an hour 45
I see we just be nice for like an hour 45 and then verbally harassment. I'm in I'm in your end
You're in I'm Lucy's psych about you being ugly
You had some dog you do you devil you devil
Oh my god!
You devious dog! You dabble! You dabble you!
You dabble!
Thank you guys, thank you, thank you!
What can I say? What can I say?
Hey, I mean, you don't give that handsome all on your own.
I mean, he's obviously got some type of skin care routine.
I need to find that out.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Oh my fucking god, I just saw the blueprint.
Fuck!
What blueprint?
Oh, but I realize it as I was pressing the button fuck me in my ass
Shit
It was this it was the second one who's the second one. Oh my god the one you stole
Egg Salad!
Oh my God!
I'm telling you, I realized the literal nanosecond
I clicked south.
The literal nanosecond.
All right, well, you know what that means.
Oh my goodness.
I'm for another shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
Cheers, boys! Cheers!
Cheers, gentlemen!
How do you know you're drinking?
drinking. I currently have a weller's antique next to me and I'm gonna be honest
I'm a little thrashed right now I'm not gonna lie. Honestly I don't know how much
would take the hutch to feel anything like how much liquor would you need for
a horse or some type of large whale to get drunk. Can I tell you a story?
Dennis has been with me when we we have drank together many of times and I
use to think that Dennis couldn't hold a candle to my drinking ability and then I
was barely hanging on to a golf cart as we put it back to his house and I realized
he can out drink me 100%. Have you ever seen this guy chug a beer? I have not.
I have not. Tina, it's actually... Is it a thing to behold? Is it a miracle of
science here is one point six seconds he's he's not
congratulations thank you I got a wide-throwing 1.5 and your dad will come back okay well
the double dad should die
I got an anti-chaser
right on fire I'll be back okay I actually have
yeah do you need c4 I do need some c4 yes
Oh, Mr. Jacks, what am I doing? Good man, good, uh, man.
Uh, three will do. Three will do.
I'm three sacks.
No, three bobs. Three bobs.
Are you sure you want to give me those?
They're pretty rare.
I have...
Yeah, I'll give them to you.
You're a good man, Clucksy.
I do only have 17 processors left, but I also still have 30 C4 and I have like 15 on me
You're a good man. You're a good man. Thank you, man. I've got a little something for you as well
The hand job
No, maybe next time no, but I've got something for you. I've got something for you
You bring it in
Now that's why
There is he phase this bandage. I'm crazy that you I saw that well apparently it's cuz they
They asked for 20% of their money. I don't know if that's confirmed. That's what I've heard
Okay, which is crazy because they should have asked for 80% like you did
Okay, they can oh
I forgot your birthday. So I mean that was a great choice
Given a meeting you want to do you want on some funny?
They said they got like kicked out of their house or whatever mean
So, Tee-Fee used to be my duo partner, we went to a land, they moved us into a giant
house in LA, and we went to a land on Friday, won the land, came back on Monday, and our
house was gone.
And they said, and we're like, where's our house?
And they're like, yeah, sorry, we had to get rid of it.
And me and Turner are like, what the fuck, you moved us out to LA?
You moved us out to LA, we were there for a week, and then you sold the house
that you moved us in.
Like you do, like you do, now let's ride!
Wait, we just didn't... cold sap?
Listen, trick is made. Over here.
Uuughhhhhh, DRIVE!
Hey boys, boys, we- we- stop for a second, stop for a second.
Wait, this isn't cold sap, you know?
No, I- I didn't- I didn't do cold sap on purpose so I can do this.
Happy birthday to Clogsy! Happy birthday to Clogsy! Happy birthday to you!
Thank you guys, thank you guys for so much!
Thank you!
Let's ride!
I'm eating three-day-old Chinese right now.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
Oh!
Dude, I didn't know close used to have a Chinese.
Oh my God!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, ah, nope.
That one's in the tank.
Ah, that's inside that, huh?
Almost leaked it.
That's an inside thought.
Almost leaked it, ah, almost leaked it.
Ah, it happened in the tank.
Yeah, that's an inside thought.
That's the way in the tank.
Follow me, dude.
Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Nothing, nothing.
I ran a chat, I ran it wrong.
You are sweet.
Fresh to rain.
That's positive.
That's pretty good.
I got a bunch of beers.
yeah man you can't just drink straight whiskey it's psychopath I gotta push the
beers I only got an air bill so I don't got no close range yep before oh yeah
you're right you're right what do you mean when
Go up the stairs, go up the stairs.
Keep the back guy.
Yeah.
Shoot the back guy in a second.
Ready?
That guy, that guy.
He's down the stairs.
Yep, yep, yep.
You hit him once?
He should be one.
Oh my god.
Oh he's dead!
Oh my god.
Go, go, go!
One behind him!
What's going on?
He's in!
Keep in.
In here, somewhere.
Okay.
Chris, are we down?
I'm going to crack.
On one shot.
One shot.
One shot one shot!
We're just getting marked.
Lets go to the stage!
That guys won, that guys won.
Are you hitting?
Gronchage!
J�ge!
Gronchage!
You got one down, they're both one.
Got one! Got one!
Fall off! Fall off, you need to get back!
I'm dead!
I
colors
There's one nice thing
Not he's out of
What oh my god, I didn't see that guy. I'm cheating. Holy crap. Come on James
He wants a one job
I'm finally back in the fight coming!
Got his head!
Gotcha!
For the sake of the judges!
Get out of here!
I don't know. I don't see you.
Good thing got the blame!
Oh, he got him.
Let's shoot down, let's shoot down!
We're on fire! We're cooking!
We're cooking!
I'm shocked, guys.
We are! We're on fire!
Let's go!
Ooh, the wings! Give us a second!
No way!
Wait, why this guy has 40 shotgun ammo, but no shotgun?
I don't see any recycled things.
Oh, I broke one, I broke one, but I'm going down, I'm going down.
I broke one.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my.
Oh my goodness, gracious, oh ding-o, fuck you.
That's my last E-fem, you got a D-fem.
Yeah, I've got it.
I'm coming!
Fuck you, fuck you.
We're back!
I'll come in and send that one.
No, no, no.
Finishin' that guy.
You finish that guy off with great velocity
I've got tippets forwarded to end in a total of three.
Oh my god.
We're gooping, we're gooping.
Down there, careful.
Guys, you should go upstairs.
You should go upstairs.
I see one on the outside.
There's three guys to go up there. We gotta go now.
Yeah, we gotta go. We have so much to go up there.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Don't go, go!
as well. You want a third part of this? Or do you want to go goop? I think it's three kills.
They're a little bit goop. 100% free kills here. I'm done with that. I'm done taking a little peep.
They're shooting me. I got three more chicken aides. Good one. I think this is two teams. I saw one
come over the UD. Who's he? It's two teams. Over there. He's over by the whatchamacallit,
by the dingle dingle
oh okay why didn't you just say that
knock it
a team is under zip by the way
under zips under zips
so they're gonna be coming from
close on this wall Dennis
okay you're on
that's what i work best
you're fine you're fine
damn fuck me where
two two right here two right here
We are 100% gonna get third-party.
Yeah, let's take good.
Yeah, they said PM, PM, we have to run.
Is that your trigger name?
No, no, there's, there's.
One.
I'm taking four, let's go.
There's too many people here, they're just-
No, no, not a good fight there.
Not a good fight there.
Yeah, we have to wait for it to match.
We have to wait for it to match.
Let's go up top and then loop through.
That little baby poop.
Put your team inside as well.
Okay, what about the team zip?
Bottom zip.
That's it, team!
I don't know.
I know those teams are fighting right now.
right now we cut their party from
middle and be fine yeah but there's gonna
be another team right down under that
oh I don't know I don't think so there's
three sugar grenades on this one shabby
boys shabby
shabby boys
yeah both cracked
one name right here they died
one name right there they died
cracked him again
cracked him both cracked again
one job one job nice shots
we're there we're there
come on James
no he's dead
charge
inside smoke
he was revived
oh my god I'm instant dead
I'm instant dead
psych no they're instant dead
I got a ball I see I got a ball
ping ping ping ping
I could one I could one one full day one full day
When you keep back up, there's two more right here two more here
They're fighting another team there's two teams right here
Do you get this kill?
I'm a full killer now.
What's this guy?
Two in there.
Get it, you're alone.
That's where I was best.
I'm on a C4.
This part's clear, but there's two teams here, I believe.
Or maybe one knocked. I don't know if they killed him.
There's a team down the line as well.
Jolting everywhere around us.
Oh
The body of great water
Who's chickenators and oh, oh my god, I guess we figured that out
Me sweet dog
Taste a close hey last job other charges
We're looking we are here doing great. I have no shields. No whites. I see we I see go up
We're at we're at the job in front of that body right here
it
Which I'm telling you we go upstairs we've got that the three gentlemen full of loot we skedaddle 100%
Anyone
In a kettle and a towel.
Nice, man.
That's dumb low, man.
Bro, the eyelid's a mess, dude.
Go trap, dumb low.
Yep.
OK, that can do a good sit, by the way.
I'm leaving.
He did it, goop.
Wow, what great timing.
Wow.
He did it, goop.
Are you a processor though?
I'm not going to go up.
I'm not going to go up and get processors.
Clawed your Lidium.
Goop, goop, goop.
You're such a fucking turd.
Please stop looting this guy to get to the next guy before I could loot him.
You are such a janky.
I know not of what you refer to.
You are such a janky.
I know not of what you refer to.
Hey guys, I'm a new professor.
I'm rich as shit. We gotta get out of here.
We have got to get out of here right now.
There's no there's no toys we have to leave.
Hello.
I have a hat key.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Let's sublime.
I mean they're attacking, they're fighting, we should go get them.
Okay, we need to step in.
There's no way you're a real person.
There's more to be gotten than I'm a peanut bastard!
The last one!
Let me get the processors.
He's already left.
He's going by himself.
Wait, wait, wait.
Two seconds.
Literally it'll take.
We only heard one down.
I see one right here.
Two, two, two.
We went from left to right.
Left to right.
Shit.
Oh my god.
She is down there, bro.
Yep.
Are you kidding me?
We're back to left.
We're back to right to left.
Howdy.
Mm-hmm.
Steve, watch the other side.
Oh, my god.
They're going zips.
Are they?
Let them have it!
That's your ice cream!
Yeah, they're all that.
I need a shield.
I got one. I got one.
20 bullets.
Oh, I just saw him. He's leaping from...
He's a majestic.
Oh my God.
Wait, they killed one, didn't they?
Wait.
Oh my god, that's a bomb.
Oh my shield broken.
Oh they're here, they're here, they're here.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
How did they hit Zip?
How did they hit Zip with no audio?
That guy's a Macron by the way.
He's got a Macron.
That's annoying.
Sir, sir.
Oh there's no need for hasty decisions sir.
Be sure sir. Oh, there's no need for hasty decisions sir
No, not happy happy happy
I'm suffering
Amit we were so rich
Left
Hey, too long
Yeah, did you guys both get fucking? Oh my god? Oh my god?
They were all just fucking using macro kettles and actually just fucking shit on us. I
Didn't hear that super you fucking kidding. I don't either I don't either I thought like maybe we didn't hear it because of
I have a hunch his blood trying to push through all the cholesterol in his veins.
I can hear myself say it.
Why did you have to turn this on me?
What were you doing?
What were you doing? You went down there yourself.
I have to say it. Let's leave.
Let's leave.
And then you went down there.
Don't you, don't you rid a coobie on the ancient scrolls?
I would say when they were written.
Oh.
Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Oh, that was the raid of Great Fortan!
Respect the raid, then it will respect you.
Oh, they had to desipline the tear.
Oh, the tide's turned.
It is the year of the Dragon of the Roar.
Oh, it's a lovely Germanic.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent,
great.
Man, we're so cool.
Well, I've lost everything I love and everything
near to me.
I'm depressed and I have age.
That was the worst death I think we could possibly happen.
All right.
Yeah.
I am completely out of meds.
I'm completely out of middle-of-a-lif in the
gaming hours.
I
Take shots for the last
Guys fine, you don't need to fight every player you see acting like a cashew first off
Don't you don't you fucking convey me?
You hear what this race is that is
That has gone to be racist. Are you kidding me? Are you out of your fucking mind? That has gone to be racist.
Yeah, honestly, you thought that raid was big that's a little something big that just happened.
We have a bigot in the chat a bigot
Peter bigot. Mm-hmm. It on and on Christmas
post of all days
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I got a question. Yeah, go ahead. Were you looking up and watching a red glowing dot?
Come towards your face. I also have a question. I thought it was just shooting stars. Gonna make a wish.
Oh my god.
I wish that we're all friends forever.
When that trigger grenade, when there was just two of us, it was at my feet.
Why then did you say?
who's trigger grenade is that who's who's what it fucking be peanut am I
throwing trigger grenades at my own fucking toes well considering you can't
see him I would say that would be one of the spots you might throw him you fat
fucking mammoth bitch you son of a bitch
guys we are drawing in the past we're drawing in the past
so fast with those comebacks let's let's let's get let's guide coachy this is not
the time to be reading through the semantics why why are you so fast with
the confused sit up late at night and just think about comebacks I'ma come
on ready up okay you can't set yourself up for the joke and then do the
That's not how they work.
No, not a good job.
Not a good job.
Thank you.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, sorry. You're right. You're right.
That was really good and you're very intelligent.
Thank you. I appreciate you.
Absolutely.
I appreciate you.
It's his birthday. I'm not doing an odd. I'll do a knot in one hour
Even though all of the who's he doozies in the torment that was done to I'm actually up space on it today. So that's pretty good
Our first two rays were insane and then we died to a cheater and then we decided for the first time now
Macros. Yeah, Macros, you pretty good.
Dude, I did, honestly, dude.
I'm gonna say something, I think.
And a lot of people are gonna be like,
Oh, you stupid bitch.
I personally think that the kettle doesn't allow fast shooting enough for anyone to use a macro.
I mean, you have to literally be brain dead not to shoot that thing in back speed.
You have to.
Hey, someone?
No.
They went in with a file.
I found out how fast the MS is to shoot it down and then they macro it and then put
the max the MS into the macro it shoots the fastest the server allows it and it's
point five kind of smart point point five five point five five milliseconds yep is
the fastest you can shoot it or I feel like I didn't click is there a tester
online I think I can click ask them point five five milliseconds wait you
You gotta do the reaction speed. There's no way you have a faster reaction speed than 0.55
milliseconds. No, I do not. But I'm saying, no, I would have probably a reaction time
of like, like, 150 milliseconds or something. But to just shoot that fast, that sounds perfectly
reasonable. How many clicks per second is that? That's 20 clicks per second. We actually
hold on to mine wait well that's 20 clicks per second or like 19 I do 19
clicks per second you see I can test on your dad you know I cannot do 19 I
cannot wait
no I don't think I can do 19 per second I can do like 13 I'm gonna do like 13
click for a second. 19, are you sure it's 0.55 milliseconds? Yeah, 0.5L, 0.5L, look that up.
Hmm. Yeah, I don't know if I can, I doubt I could do 19 per second, that sounds like a lot.
I could probably do like, like 13. I would honestly be interesting to find a test that.
you talk to me she's shiny hold up we were you were chit chat I haven't even got myself yet
okay sorry about that we were chit chit you go chit for chat you go chit for chat you I go I
I go blick, blick for God.
Oh shit.
Mm-hmm, yeah, you don't know my style.
You don't know my style.
I go, I go blick for God.
You a fat ass rat.
You go chit for chat.
Now let's ride.
Let's ride.
Wait, I need some vent.
Wait, there we go.
Wait, now he proceed.
I can use six p six p s well, but let me see let me see if there's a clicks per second test clicks
per second test
Oh, I'm going slow as shit
Wait, wait, wait, I got I got a clicks per second test right here. I got one. I got one. I
Won't loading it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Oh shit. We're loading it in mine
Let's ride!
I'm going to see how fast I can go, you ready?
It's on cpstest.org.
Here we go, here we go.
Cpstest.org.
I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start, here we go, here we go.
9.4, 9.4.
9.4, CPS.
What do you got?
I
Think that's really good. Okay, but are you are you like lifting your head you have to do one like you're shooting
You know, I mean, yeah, you have to if like, you know, how some people
Take their life palm off the thing and the span left mouse
That was just now what I just did was exactly how I'd be holding it if I was shooting a kettle 9.4
That's slow it literally gave me five stars and says cheetah
I got 9.0 and it says tiger and only gave me two stars. How the fuck did I get two stars?
Well, I got it seven. Let me do we do like a two-second test
It is the oh hires better. I'm a dumbass. Where's the last one? Let's go. Oh 9.5 9.5. I got 9.5
Yeah one more one more one more
Oh, what the fuck? Hold on. It's showing me America's favorite beaches.
All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, it's me. I screwed up. I screwed up. I screwed up. I screwed up.
Anything above three is average. Bro, if you're at three...
Oh, ten! I got ten! I got ten!
I think ten is insane.
There's some some.
All of the clues.
Gotta do one second.
Well, I want to do two seconds because I feel like you start off a little slow.
Maybe I'm crazy.
That's still CPS.
That's still quicks per second.
So it divides it by the second you did it.
Doesn't really matter yeah you you said I did two seconds. Yeah, I thought I just clicked as fast as possible
They gives you your your crispy second. Mm-hmm. I was ass
What were you good 9.5 the regal the be overtime
That's by one more time to
You have to put 10 again on the side you have to put two seconds hutch on the side now five seconds
Got it doing a 10 again.
Oh, that's gonna be good.
That's gonna be a good one.
You 10 again.
Got 9.5 again.
Oh, I screwed up the end.
I screwed up the end.
Dude, I keep getting 9.5.
Oh, I screwed up.
I screwed up.
You see, okay, guys, this is stupid.
That was gonna be good.
You 10 again.
You can only go up to 10 or something.
Or am I just doing the exact same thing over and over again?
Oh, I just got so slow it waited me a fucking buffalo
You must be on a wait test on
Follow me
I'm far
Well are they exactly? One behind is... one's gonna be pushing my cross.
One's pushing my cross out.
You got 11.5? You got 15.7. No you didn't!
That would be crazy. No you didn't.
Oh nice work!
I'll try to get out this way. Oh behind this! Oh no that's just a clicker. Don't worry I have a ride.
I can't there's a clicker! There's two clickers!
I got you where's the other one?
over here yeah you might be behind this he's behind that rock that's just how
I'm on it
yeah keep going
I don't see my team
oh dingal o dingal o dingal o dingal
Are we fucking real about this?
No no no no no!
Put him on!
What the fuck?
Oh!
No!
14!
Oh god I'm gonna go for rest.
You go for it, go for it.
Wait, oh wait, I don't have any, I don't have any,
oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna be just gonna take care of you.
You gonna take them, yeah?
I'm coming, yeah.
Don't worry, son, stop right there.
Never.
They're here, they're here!
Yeah, okay.
I think he's jumped out with you.
Yeah he did, he did, he did, he fell right here on that, I'm going back up, I'm coming
back up, I'm good.
Okay, let's get out of the way, he's in that room, he's in that room, watch.
The rest of his boyfriend's had
They do what he's seen
You know
Hey guys, there's a zillion their bodies here. Hey, where'd he go shit, huh?
It's holy fuck. What about good shit Peter? Oh, thank you, sir
You make me feel so pretty
We can do this better.
Back up.
Can we get it?
Hmm?
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh!
Thanks for everything.
Oh!
Okay, let's take him.
Oh!
Oh my!
Oh, we're gopin', we're gopin'!
It's got three defense. We're gonna go
Okay, go take us
George
Don't let him escape
Kidding
Oh
These are younger he's under
Come on
He's walking broke
Oh
I'm a chunky monkey
but twix the real the way the way I really say it's between yes all right
going to his boy right here go go go I see him I see him I see him right here
I'm fat I'm fat I'm fat
Yeah, I feel both in one second. Yeah, I'm understanding
The guy's dead nice work
Doing thin
You know our TV's are how go go go I
Got you I got you I'm coming
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Yeah, man, I'm fucking this. You can't kill what Mike did.
Holy shit.
Excellent work, everybody. Excellent work.
Now time to enjoy the spoils of war.
Now time to enjoy the spoils of war, gentlemen.
It's what you guys go through every day.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a completely different game.
A little bit of faith.
It's not over.
I don't think it is.
It's not the whole other team.
Evil looks in the shadows.
I do the couple of guys.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, yeah, they're hopefully good.
We're going to check first game.
We can get processes.
So that random guy behind us.
The glue.
The glue that keeps the team together.
I'm coming I'm coming to invent I don't know where but there's bodies here for
you sniffing my Johnson I need that good to see you good to see you there's a body
my deal with that you already live with that guy I didn't know you didn't exist
he didn't even exist that was a different that's a diverge and he did even exist
you only fooling yourself I did um because you got a bobcat I need dude I
if I would a guy with bobcat I would say hey peanut I got a bobcat that's
That's exactly what someone with a bobcat might say.
Back me up on this hunch.
He thinks of us fools.
He thinks of us the god of fools.
There is so many dead bodies up here.
Will they rest in each other?
I don't know where any of the people we killed went.
Yeah, what?
That's weird.
I mean, Peanut has the most good memory.
What?
Where's all the dead bodies up here?
There's all the...
Too bad, that's...
That's what I'm saying, what the...
What the hell?
Found them.
Dennis...
That motherfucker did fall to his death.
I fucking... I knew it, dude.
I heard some of them fall and I'm like,
Wait a fucking minute.
What the dingle?
It was completely poor.
I have an idea what
He sent the snake he sent the sneeze
Oh darling
of the
will be a little signal,
Oh, she has three Bobcats.
Okay, whoever said that, give me his fucking name right now.
Never.
He is under the Bongalators protection.
Bongalators type of the chat really, really fast and a lot.
So that he can't find the name.
He is under the Bongalators protection.
You will never find him.
Wait a second.
Warlock, you will never find him.
You will never find him.
He's under the bungalows protection
Just stripe is anything
When do you like to know weather boy? Oh my god
Wouldn't you like to know whether it is 17 different names?
Thank you gentlemen, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. That's key. Yeah. Oh
Well, I'm at the Red Legs. I think we go down lobby. Yeah, I think so too
Oh, there's so many crawled men.
So many.
Yeah.
Oh, and he's here.
He's here.
Oh.
I need a better case on the same.
Oh!
Kids, clickers, they're here!
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave me.
Don't leave me, Peanut.
Peanut, don't leave me.
You have, legitimately, 22 seconds.
Peanut, don't leave me.
I'm not Presidenty, but you have 18 seconds, Chief.
You've got 15 seconds.
Get out of my way.
Excelling, ladies and gentlemen, excelling, right?
That went pretty good.
I got out with a profuse amount of I do it this type of space dollar
My family and their family generations to come. We are talking small nibblents here. We are talking real dollar real investment
Allow me
My June!
I'm getting fuckin' bands, pull up on yo' mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on yo' bitch, fuckin' on your thigh Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back with the fuckin' scrap Run up to yo' trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the beat, with the fuckin' beat Binky on my head, binky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crick, big on my crick, I'm a fuckin' crick.
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop, all this fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop.
Pull up to the studios, take a glute, hoppin' out to a fancy coop.
Little sunlight, little sunlight, little sunlight.
Another day, another nickel.
I'm not there's some like there's some like there's some some there's some some
nothing the right home about gentlemen not in the right home out there's some
some there's some some one for the boys back home
Let me get rid of my goo, you light work, light work.
You missy sheeps still friends.
Guys, remember the golden rule, if I haven't played with someone for more than one day,
that means I hate them forever.
You can apply that to any question like that.
Any question like that.
You're forgetting the golden ruler.
Here we go.
Perfect.
You hate Genji?
No, we played last night.
So once the clock strikes midnight, so once in 57 minutes, yes, I will hate Jinzy and
I never want to play with her again ever in my entire life.
I fucking hate her and will not until the next 57 minutes.
One moment.
Wait, I can't tell you that.
That's a secret.
Okay.
It's a secret. It's a secret.
It's a secret.
Close me. It's a secret.
Close you actually need to know what map we're going to.
So I can what did I just say that was a task and you felt it's a secret
It's a secret
Get a little bit more of this
Okay. I'm good to go.
Let's rise.
There's no time to jam, there's no time!
AHH! RIDE!
You three are going well.
Oh, oh, damn it, so close.
Oh, you caught me.
Oh, my goodness, you caught me.
Oh, you caught me.
I was being...
Oh, you caught me.
You caught me.
I was...
You cut me you cut me I was being I was being I
Was being you caught me you caught me you got me you got me, you got me
You got me you got me you caught me you caught me I was being you caught me
God me you got me you caught me
We're going
Yeah, nope even better. Sorry is it is a matrix running
I know, we got a hurry.
Where are we going?
To my home.
Your home?
Let's go.
Your home?
I'm taking a little gander out the window.
Oh
It's no home now this is actually so fucking broken
Welcome to our new home. I'm what? Well, can I shoot out of this? Oh my god?
You I love cheating exploiting to have an advantage over other players. It's like my top three favorite things to do that listen
We're not here
Look out that door. We're here to sit on this ledge
to shoot so other teams think we're
fighting and then when all the teams kill
each other we jump down and kill them
oh this is the plan
oh why do we fuck each other's dads
I'm sure what we should call you happen
in Canada it's pretty kind of good
I wish upon you to taste the succulents
some of you to rage in before you in Giraffe it is the greatest
taste known to be the kind
and peace so bad the guys oh I just peeping old of course you're taking a
pee pee you see frosty my for good but gets pretty fresh
What do you mean?
I just wanted to get a group of gimmicky fresh, do you mind?
No, go ahead, no problem. We should go and kill these guys.
I think Dennis is just being...
Yeah, I'm not bad. I'm not bad.
Let's do it.
What happens if we die and Dennis is...
Okay, let's go.
Fuck him!
Let's run!
Down this lane.
Or they're inside I don't know which one
They're inside I think they're inside. Oh, should we do a loopy-doopie this way or the other way this way this way this way
Those fingers find yet
Oh
They're right here. Oh my god, they're right here
Hey, so what has that one? Oh that guy's heat is absolute pick up that guy is yeah
The cheaters down this is our chances our kid we gotta check now
Nice work!
Little bit of goo.
There's so much ammo, Jesse!
You better not break it on the whole nation!
Oh!
I'm coming, I'm coming! Go, go, go!
Get him!
Got him!
I got a hunch, I got a hunch!
There was a third one, I...
Oh, good work!
Where are the winners?!
HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!
Good work team!
You motherfuckers, who looted the body?
I didn't, wait, wait, I'm looting-
No, I'm looting-
This is the first body I'm looting up here.
Yeah, peanut oil is the f**king body down there.
Yeah, f**king body down there.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Yeah, man.
Oh!
I told you f**king madness.
What's going on, what's going on?
Oh!
He was looting when you were talking about snap-hooking.
What's going on, what's going on?
You know, I'm rich! I'm rich!
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here!
I can't believe it!
Not only do I snap hook up and die, so my teammates can't thrive!
Punch! Punch! The cheetah had one!
I'm just the cheetah had one venerated four and it is yours sir right there right there look at that
Look at that right there behind you right there behind you
Okay, there you go. Oh not
Okay, here you go site. Oh damn
Okay
Feels good to go trip
Oh my god, I'm instantly dead. I am instantly dead
Corvators
Where's the other one around the corner yeah
Wait calling then calling falling probably down below. Oh
Nice
Wait, now I got three more.
There's God work team!
God, six more, let's go.
Got any goop, Ravella?
Yeah, I got my fucking nuts on your chin.
Little bit of goop.
Especially, little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Honestly, the rates have been really fucking good tonight.
We've been doing great!
I got bad news, this is my uh...
You think we have a team leader with such wisdom and guidance?
Wait, this is your...
No, no, no, it's my birthday.
Oh, it's his birthday?
You can't leave on his birthday.
I have 45 minutes left until my birthday.
Yeah, you can't leave before his birthday's over.
That would be wrong.
Yeah, asshole.
You piece of shit.
Come back.
Yeah, garbage.
Flash.
Yeah, and Garbage, Bash, Mystery End, Rufian, Scallywag, oh my god, it's called Huts
of Hor.
Fuck yeah dude, good work.
$5.
Jeez!
They're expensive nowadays.
Fuck yeah, they are.
Back in my day, they were $0.25.
Yeah, they are back in my day. They were 25 cents back in my day a quarter used to cost a nickel
Would that be terrible is that inflation?
No, no, no
Quarter used to cost a nickel. You could buy a quarter for a nickel
Yeah, yeah, so that means 25 cents is the lead is less than 5 cents
Now that you know, no, no, no, no if you could buy more value with less value that means it's that's good
But that means that the more value is less than the less value, which means is that you could know you could buy a quarter for a nickel
Yes, I understand what you're saying, but that means the quarter is it worth much because
And that's exactly what we're all saying the same thing.
So you could buy a nickel with a quarter.
No, you could buy a quarter from the new age
with a nickel from the old age.
See, but that's not what you said.
But that's implied by saying you could buy a quarter
with a nickel.
Nah.
What point in history could you ever
trade less money for more money directing stage?
That's obviously implied.
That's a whole new team above.
Do we not have a hatch?
Let's leave.
I've got a hatch key.
I found it on the some pussy I put in the dirt might be dead my life oh my god I
have no finch I've got lots of fans got lots of things I'm fented on cause you
got finned yeah yeah yeah I think I know
things to share your fit me to with them
yep by the way space Jesus is pissed
that's oh no I'm going to the hatch and
I'm not turning around if you're there
with your day you say why are we not
just hitting this extra because space
Jesus is there and he's missed oh no
I'm
So so much
Let's go that fit is hitting harder than it usually does. Oh my god. I actually used it. I wasn't thinking
Please God, I'm thinking hot. I wasn't thinking I wasn't thinking I just used it hot. Please God. Please God make it
Please God make it
Oh my god, it just goes
Excellent raid I would have hate them stolen all your hand
by a lot of returneants.
A lot of us.
All right, pal.
All right, my turn.
That was $167,000 space-dollar rate right there.
Oh my God!
God!
What the fuck are you goofing?
And a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
you know what I'm saying?
A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
Hey, true.
I am just now open.
I want you to listen to this.
I want you to listen to what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Oh, that is a crispy...
You can not possibly leave right now.
You cannot possibly leave.
You would be a bitch.
Come back if you left right now.
You would be, I would be just strong
if you left right now.
Believe me on my birthday.
Yeah.
Like this is my birthday, you know.
And if you just hate me, it's just like,
Honestly, I don't think he only hates you.
But think about this for a second.
You're celebrating your birthday
the day you were born, right?
When God brought you on this planet.
So not only does he hate you, he might...
Hey, God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I didn't want to say it, but I feel like somebody had to say it.
I feel like somebody had to be bringing up the sand.
If you leave right now, just saying.
I mean, just saying.
Balls in your court.
One more, right?
Give me one more.
No, no, you have 40 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, or shot my birthday shot time
Shot time I have not paced. I have three
One
Yeah, I love your birthday usually this one off
I
Watch why don't you just play with us tomorrow?
The hud's just switch your stream from the day speed of the night stream tomorrow
You're not the same tomorrow morning. Just stream with us tomorrow night. Yeah, wait hud's there. Hey hud was that?
I don't know why hud's start streaming at 9 a.m. Who's watching at 9 a.m. We did I
I stream at the right time of 7 p.m. That gives the bungulators just enough time to get off the job that they hate
Come home grab a quick snack crack open a cold one sit back on the couch and have a good time
That's why I stream when I
Just play with us tomorrow night
Exactly
Mm-hmm. Hey, you a bit. Hey, man
another cheese
That's why I'm at
Well, that's why that's what were you at. I've got this in
That shot burnt down
On my mouth to the bottom of my nuts out good good
Good if hot leaves he hates homeless people. I'm I agree honestly on my leave right now
Okay, yeah, I'm still tempted him with such go to his dead fuck god damn it if if hutch leaves. He's admitting he's fat
That'll get him
Oh, no, he's gonna be on it. I am in shock. How good our raids are going
Yeah, we died it was we sober stayed one raid and that was our only legit death
The other desk was to a cheater we died once and we should have cheaters
We're doing great
And
We're doing sublime
It's just treat with us tomorrow night
Well me and how about this both of you get on cuz peanut you're supposed to be getting on a little bit earlier
Because it is simp and fit Saturday remember it is not no simp and fit Saturday
It's slurs Saturday. It's slurs Saturday. It's slurs Saturday. Slurs Saturday. I got it slurs Saturday
Every single word you want to say throughout the week you just bottle it all up and it's Saturday
We all let it rip at the same time. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm streaming at seven tomorrow
And I'm down to go all day and from seven to like midnight
So that's like at PM 7 p.m. EST what?
EST
That's that's six for us
I'm not hopping on six motherfucker. Maybe I said might I don't know but
50-50
They're not gonna like you that all the lies on it. I find a good TV show to watch until 10 a.m
Dude you are devious I did this you how many times I start stream and
wait I'm sitting me DMs at 10 a.m all the fucking time. I'll be streaming I'm gonna DM it on my plate.
Peanut? Oh I like to hang a bug. I like to hang a bug. Get a couple burgers watch a little TV after
the stream never hurt anybody plus if you sleep through the whole day no one can ask you to do shit.
So I'm gonna ask you to take out the trash at 4 30 in the morning
But they'll ask you to do it 4 30 in the evening, but if you're asleep
For you to watch anime
Literally all the dollars on the world would not but not do I try to get this up
I'm gonna get a lot of hate. It's so I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this. I'm my eyes
I don't know them to say it. I know I'm gonna say it don't tell you to keep in the cockpit
I tried watching one. I tried watching something last night and I didn't I
Which one do you watch? No, it's it's a big one and if I talk nasty about it
No, I guarantee it's not a bad one because I've heard a lot of you
Yeah, it's gonna be like that Naruto where like I watch
I watched
It was not my cup of tea. It was not my cup of tea
I watched the Netflix IRL adaptation of one piece you're watching
You're watching the Netflix IRL chat everyone pointing left. I was just scrolling through Netflix as I find it something to watch
Oh, no, no chat everyone pointing laughing. Are you a stupid person?
You got the IRL
Both of you. Are you it was on Netflix? I was just going for something to watch
It's based off anime. No it's not!
One piece, yeah, that is.
Dude, okay, yes, it's based off of the Iroh adaptation. That's like the most fake...
That's like the intro to a porno, you know what I mean?
You just know it's fake and it's like one of those things where you're just like,
fuck, I'm just watching, just watching. It's ass!
Don't you dare insult the adult industry on their acting skills.
I, for one, think Mia Khalifa has both the ability and the veracity to act with quite
elegance.
Honestly, you're so brave.
I mean, she just didn't have the money to pay for the pizza.
Is that so unbelievable?
No, honestly, you're not wrong.
That's actually my fault.
Is it so unbelievable that it took five big, brolic beefy men to deliver the pizza?
Is that so unbelievable?
Is that so out of the range of thinking that it just couldn't happen?
It's not you're right. Honestly, that's why why don't you think next time? I would you think next time?
You can't watch that
Please help me chat. You can't watch the IRL adaptation neither can hunt it. Okay first one
Oh, thank you for the Bible. I'm a good man. Good. Oh, man
What do we think?
To be honest, I've watched one anime and I fucking hated it and it was a big one.
What is it?
Is it called Attack on something?
Attack on Titan!
Okay.
Attack on Titan.
It's okay.
It's not the fucking best.
Dude.
You gotta watch like, like, oh my god, there's so many good ones.
Like Vinland Saga, Repair Brassai.
I'll get you guys on it.
or brother sister or step sister or uncle in my ass
i watched one episode of uh... something slayer
demon slayer? okay, okay demon slayer is good
well it's a good entry and then there's like fate stay night which is really good
to a sakamoto these days
there's so many good ones i'm gonna get you both on it
no thanks
i'm good
no thanks
no thank you
There's only one movie I've ever seen.
Honestly, listen, I'm gonna ask one question
and based off this answer, I'm gonna watch anime.
Have you gooned to any of the anime that you've watched?
Oh, no, no, no.
Yes you have.
No, no, no.
The fact that people get turned on
from like cartoon characters
is fucking crazy.
Yeah, oh dude, I mean,
I can just imagine coaxing like two hours at the stream.
I remember when I told Peter
that's just crazy pan-eye.
That's you, two hours after the stream, that's you.
You hear that no, you hear that no, that's a yes, that's a yes, that's a yes right there.
I'm telling you, you just gotta watch the good ones.
Perhaps, perhaps. We'll see what are these days. We'll see what are these days.
What are these days?
Hmm.
Let's ride!
Prep another shoot.
Well actually you know what technically I have watched anime, I watched Avatar the last
10 minutes all the way through and then I used to watch Dragon Ball Z Kai when I was younger
So technically I have those were good shows. Those are good shows
I say everybody like Dragon Ball Z Kai when they were just yelling for 40 minutes like literally three episodes long
They're like I'm gonna kill you
Find out what happens next week
TVZ. Yes
Okay, the best
You watch you do some out of it or no, I think I did yeah, I think I did I watch all the way up until the ticket shot
I'm down. Okay. He is
You have to take a shot now
That's one Vegeta kills himself or the mod and boo
Okay, we know I
Stopped I stopped watching with those those two androids the one with the shorthand the other guy
whether if I'm on time tomorrow it will be an act of God okay well this is a good
this isn't good this isn't gonna help you get out of your chair at the end of the
speed I'm gonna be an active god you fat bitch
fuck you you can go three days not eat burgers it'd be an act of God all right
All right, but you're funny, don't you?
I'd be honest, I think I'd play our better hammer. Yeah, I think I do too
Say I'm hitting things. I've never hit before
Making the military
That's in there, bud
I was gonna say I was gonna say it's not gonna help my case about this fucking beating off
or whatever but DBZ bro I was like eight years old out of crush on that Android character
well what was it a closey I'm not gonna lie to you I don't want to know who you're
attracted to it eight years old I'm sorry you stop filling us in on this information
we stop filling us in on this information I was like 15 Cortana from Halo
Once again, please stop filling us in on this information.
The whole chat knows, by the way.
Android 18, they're on my side.
And Cortana from Halo.
There you go.
Digis-y.
Not making it better, but they know what I'm talking about.
I don't have any zips, by the way.
Watch the avatar of the last air bed. Oh, that's a good one. I'm growing up. Yeah. See you. All right
That's a good one taste. We got the same taste. They're up top boys. Well, let's get up
That's on left door by the way inside
I'm going in the front.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
It's just you lock it boys.
No, it's up top, it's up top.
It's going up again.
Let's get up again.
Go, go, go!
Just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Is she went in front of me?
Okay.
Block him, block him.
Dodge!
Block him for right.
There's a guy down.
It's this guy.
Yeah, I just see for it.
It's a guy right here
I'm on opposite side
We should both get out we should both get out oh, I don't know
I don't know.
Close to you, where's the bobcat at?
Where's the bobcat at?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
He's on the bobcat.
Where's the bobcat at?
I don't know.
It's so weird.
I will rib you to him from them.
I will take you everything in my inventory for that bobcat.
Please, God.
I'll give you anything you need.
Have a nice day.
I'm sure you're dead for sure.
Man, the speed of which you guys loot bodies is something to be studied.
Yeah, dude, I never was good at it until I started playing with fucking peanut because he just gobbles up all my loot.
It truly is a beautiful sight. I mean, I loot one body and I'm like, man, I'm going to get off this body and I'm going to find another.
And by the time I get done with that body,
Every let me tell you that the meds the men
They're on the tech is to loot the guns and then swap
Yeah, nah, I wouldn't assume I wouldn't assume you loot the guns and then swallow guys guys
If the guns are gone if the guns are gone
That peanuts gonna look at the body and say everything in there is worthless
And then you just go back after that and lose guys. Who has the Bobcat? Who has the Bobcat?
I don't know man
Cloak sees do you have the Bobcat?
You're the Bobcat or not?
No, I don't have the Bobcat.
I totally don't have two Bobcats.
You two Bobcats!
Cousin Cousins, hey, just to fight this raid.
Cousin Cousins, I don't want the Bob as well.
Cousins, you can be one so I can fight during this fight.
Just one, just one.
So I can fight during this fight.
Cousins, what do you say?
Just be one Bobcat so I can defeat these guys and I'll give it back.
Why would I give it to you? You have a van.
No, no, I don't have a van. No, I don't.
I literally don't. I actually don't.
Oh, you have a stature. That's good enough.
No, no, it's horrible. It's other one.
You want a long range gun. Here's an angle.
No, give me the...
I won't take that as well, but give me the...
Give me the bunker.
Oh.
Oh, come on. Come on. You know me. Come on.
Come on.
WHAT UP!
WHAT UP!!!
Hey guys, good times, a good time, good times, honestly is the best.
Come on, Rosie, c'mon.
What?
I'm gonna play Bobcats for a Google?
I can't, I actually am Serial Bobcats, I'm not joking, I'm too awesome.
You're a liar and a Seefer and a cheat!
Huck says a Bobcat.
Huck, you got a Bobcat?
I heard the Bobcat.
I heard it.
How'd you got a bobcat?
I picked it up with him.
Uh, let me speak to my client.
He, uh, says, uh, baby gifted subs for a bobcat.
Fuck you guys.
I don't think there's any bobcats.
I don't think there's even one bobcat.
You made a bobcat.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Yo, hush, a pain in your inventory.
Yeah, do it, hush.
I don't have a bobcat.
the whole time.
Can I convert it then?
Check and mate.
By the way, somebody is taking the mate, Rock.
We have to go kill him.
Wait, it has to be a connect converter.
Yeah?
Yeah, check your sensor.
I'll go another night, dad.
Okay, then we're missing one.
We're missing a body.
There's no bobcat.
I promise you we are missing a body.
I'm going to count.
Did anyone count the bodies?
Oh no!
One, two, three, four.
Is there any in that room?
There's one, two, three, four, five.
We're missing one.
You were just seeing one of that.
We're missing one.
We're actually missing a body.
We're finding, finding, finding.
It's a bobcat body.
Oh my gosh, the race, the bobcat body.
We're actually missing a body.
It's a bobcat body.
I'm finding, finding, finding.
We're finding, finding, finding.
I'm telling you.
Are you kidding?
What told you?
FIND IT! FIND IT!
We're actually missing a bobcat body.
Oh no.
He has survivor perk all the way down the stairs.
Is that real?
Oh no.
We actually missed a bobcat body.
Are we fucking joking?
Where's it? Where's it?
Where's it?
oh my god it needs some other fucker who triggered my trap in the front door
it was the guy you hit my trap fuck you fuck you fuck you
No, you don't I don't think you trigger those whenever you're down
No way!
No!
No way!
Oh my gosh!
It was. I just looked up and it was.
Oh my god.
My bro.
You heard a Bobcat
Let's
Oh man, I knew it
Dude, I fucking knew it. I knew I heard a Bobcat and he hit my trap
It's his birthday
You go back because it is your birthday if you want to
I don't I don't I don't like Bobcats you got it. She's he could see what they all give it to you. You want it? No, no, no, no, no
I
Normally just give all my Bobcats to you. I know you okay. Thank you. Thank you cozy. Thank you
Thank you. You for some reason like that. It is it's about the game. They're actually doing them. They're actually doing them
They're actually doing it. Yeah
But do we just allow them to fit?
I'm down getting up there. I mean look where they're at
We don't we don't shoot him don't shoot him you gotta let him do the thing yeah
That's what I was thinking
Oh one's here
Oh through the rock cushy
Oh, it's got a grip on me. Oh, oh it's got it's got me gripped
I
Keep tagging these guys
I've got a crazy
I've got an absolutely insane osprey for two big attaches a blue bag
We go boys we go. We need it and we kill them all
We miss you clouds on fire. Okay, I have no clothes and you got just not that
She went right there by the tower
Yeah, once I pull that bastard. He went just died
One right under one right under let it cook let it cook let it cook let it cook
Yeah, team under them killing everyone.
We just jumped.
We did not go and hushed.
I'm gonna kill these dark up top.
The mape shark's not even smoking yet.
It's not even exposed.
No, no, no, it's the loot of the up top.
The front panels are about to break off.
We wait and then we get the most day one of a hat key. Oh, no, no, you do. Yeah, we actually just sit here for 10 minutes
five minutes and then kill everyone
I'm gonna have that
We pull out the flash one time take him out right now. Yeah, I know same. Yeah, you ready three
Sure, I got a headshot on them right now
All right, three two one now
Guys
That was nasty that was disgusting
You can't eat it
Yeah, hit him again
You get a job here's the job
one more time?
right here
i got one
i think you snag like this
yeah but there's a team right here
right down here
we'd love to
yeah stare at it
stare at it for self
stay far, stay up
we went down
wait they dropped
they dropped
at least one did
There's only one out
Charge!
I'm hitting zip, I'm hitting zip
and then keep going down
I'll stay low, I'll stay low
I think I literally just kill everyone
Sheets man, casual!
We're not killing everyone with these!
Old dead, old dead, old dead up!
Back to another
One's on the outside
Nope, one's on the outside here
Oh my god, it's so much easier.
Hey, what outside?
Hey.
Hey, reload!
Now I'm the team up top, bro.
Reload!
Seriously, now I get bodies here.
Oh my god, me, me, me, me, me!
Two, two, two, two of them!
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know, on the outside somewhere.
I killed one.
Oh my goodness. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
One's there, one's pushing over to rest his boy.
Just rest his boy on the other side.
Kusimu the Dingle. Kusimu the Dingle.
Hold on. Hold on.
He's right here. He's right here.
He's right here.
That one?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mean hush we killed everyone you guys can take the loot just let us go
we was so fresh
there's so many there's so many bodies you don't need us
no i have an eye spray and a retigan you want it
dude you see how many dead bodies we just killed
oh my god oh my god
i love you
are you guys a bit more on my side
it's okay just drop me in
We're on leave. We're on leave.
I should've just made that shit just fucking duped.
Dude!
What?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, can I have a little peanut? You guys salute everyone else.
There you go. Thank you, man. I appreciate you, bro.
I got a ready...
Oh, hey.
Hello?
Thank you so much.
I'll give you my aspirate.
What the hell is going on?!
He's really poor. Here, I'll give you my aspirate.
Okay, I'll just do peanut.
I want it in the back with the gold one back with the gold
Yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you
He took my shit
You mean my pocket shit that I still cap on a stack on my block type see yeah, what do you have?
What do you have a ballcat like a hundred billion dollars?
Yeah
No
We just get the goob and leave
They had p. That's Bobcat what am I supposed to do
the guy was like the guy was like what is you know no no no no no no
damn it
that was diabolical
We know how many space dollars were in that area.
We could have sent our kids to college and funded our 401Ks.
Are you out of your mind?
What the hell was that?
Those guys are going to stream side bus for the end of fucking not living by the way
now because of hutch.
Those guys are gonna stream site bus until we have no fucking nipples.
How are my space kids gonna go to a space college now Jack Handsome?
We're fucked.
You say what you want, they killed peanut and no one will kill my teammate and find
a friend in me.
Fuck him.
Thank you, Hunch.
Honestly, you know what?
I changed sides.
Fuck him.
I changed sides.
I am now completely behind Hunch and his decisions.
It's kind of walking out the sun from back here and the stars and everything else I can see
But I stand behind his decisions as well
No, you did the right thing the size of action
As soon as the team leader dies it goes to second in command hodge and you made the right decision
You made the right decision. Thank you so much. Thank you boys. That's my LG. Oh, no, no
It's a good one. Let's make it a good one
LG right here. It's a good one
Good one, let's make it a good one LG right here. Let's make it a good one
LG right here. It's making a good one. Let's make it a good one
saying goodbye
Bungulators and goodbye turtles. Good night. I love you all
Hey people me too me too
Well, we've been left out to die
We've been left out to die. Did you see how many dead bodies?
We're in that
That cylinder how do you want to think about it? I don't even
I was gonna drop you a bobcat by the way that guy was gonna drop you a bobcat and then hutch went fucking Rambo
I don't even want to think about what just happened. I don't even want to reference it in my memory that was
Diabolical I have never lost a max-goop potential of that proportion in my life
That was the big kahuna that was a coup de gras
I don't know who the guy is, but yeah I agree me neither but it's but it's something it's
something cool all right well peanut it's just mean you drinking on my birthday well
Well for 10 more minutes then it's just you and me drinking.
Cheers boys, cheers!
Well I'm depressed and I have AIDS.
I actually cannot believe, I'm literally, there's sad about dying in this game and
then there's just incomprehensible.
Can't even reach the emotions that I'm trying to feel right now. That's how much goopy just lost
I can't even feel them. They're above my capabilities of feeling
By the gods by the gods by the gods
Good thinking
Little bit of goop.
Thank you.
I'm bringing in a Venator and nothing else.
Little medium kit.
Okay, you want to, um...
What?
What are you doing to process it?
You want to go, like, uh, and biograms, hopefully?
I'd be down for anything.
Mm-hmm.
He's getting a little bit of stuff from Mr. Shinee. Here we go. Perfect. Okay, let's
That's right.
Do we, do we, do we, do we keep doing doors?
So we get a third?
Oh, Mr. B.
I'm a good man.
Good.
I'm mad.
Hey, Mr. Weapon.
I'm a good man.
Good.
buddy head.
We serve for encouraging rat gameplay.
Alright, Mr. Mustang.
Alright, Bob.
Alright, Mr.
We can do, we think, we can grab, we can do some duels or we can do, or we can grab
like Genji or Summit or Koumambar.
I think, I think dude, I think Summit's on a CS GO, he hasn't played once this
like. What? Yeah. Really? He's not playing no more. No. Why not? Dude, he's been playing
just see us going on top. Hmm. Hmm. We could grab Genji. I see we run a quick duo and
and I'll text Genji, see if she can join on up, yeah?
All right, I'm in.
Oh wait, I think she just texted my chat.
Hold up.
We're gonna wait immediately.
Oh, oh, Genji's here, Genji's here.
Genji, you wanna play?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
She has to drink though, it's my birthday.
That is true for the next six minutes.
Oh no, she can't drink.
She was bored like stomachache or something.
It is them?
No, she's got like, she's got like something in her stomach that makes, that makes her a big pussy and she can't drink.
Uh, soft.
Yeah, she's a softy.
She got soft hands.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh, you see the discord?
Yeah, before you go, yeah, you see?
Oh, yeah, this is Jinjin.
Welcome in.
What's up, guys?
Nothing.
Just hanging around.
Even if I did want to drink, I don't have any alcoholic here
picking my parents religious and they don't keep alcohol in the house.
Oh, yeah.
If you just want to live, it doesn't like a drink.
Yeah, I don't fuck you.
What religion doesn't allow you to drink?
Stupid fucking birthday.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, Gigi, what god do you worship?
Your mom.
Okay, alright.
Gigi, what's your religion?
Just Christian.
Jesus' superpower is literally turning water into wine.
What do you mean they don't keep alcohol for religious purposes?
Yeah, don't they serve wine in churches?
You let me drink wine!
People drink.
My dad and my mom just think that it's better off if they don't drink.
They don't think it's like...
They don't care if other people drink, they just...
They are also a figure in their church, so they just...
Oh, okay.
Okay.
okay okay all right okay okay oh it's my jam it's my jam
They ain't gonna love it, they told me not to tell you
But they're all shit, all about it
That's the kind of vision you see
I'm a fool, yeah, I love it, but you're wrong, I'm trouble
I'm the one that never said I didn't love it
Caught a couple of holes in my heart
So fuck it, and we're all a chemical hole
Yeah, I'm the one that's falling too strong
Falling too strong
To break me in love
I keep going back to back to back
I'm having a good time
Oh
Why
The
The fact that I'm poor since playing with you and Swag is a shame.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I do feel bad about that.
She's a swag!
Yeah, so Swag is a cod player and he was learning how to play the game so then I, Genji, joined to teach him how to play and we got absolutely pile driven.
And then you guys played duos and didn't win for six hours.
But she's homeless.
She's homeless.
Swag. Swag? Stop saying. Swag? Who's this swag guy? Is he cool?
You don't know who swag is
I think never heard of that in my life. I was there's a great guy. There's a penis doesn't know any streamers
Well, yeah, cuz me I stick to me in my bungalows. We're the hot to crew
We have a heart to crew
I'm sure he's a great guy though. I'm serious great. I'm sure he's a fantastic player in video games
Just like you did you?
What?
Dude, if I cheated in video games, people wouldn't tell me how bad I am in this world.
Do people always accuse me of cheating?
Always. Always.
Literally always. I try to tell them that it's all skill, but...
You can't convince them all.
Especially when they see the plays I make.
It's almost impossible to convince them otherwise.
Peanut, you're a terrible liar.
fuck you now who now tell me about this swag guy what's his favorite things to
do play video games like all did he what's he like better than you not in
the video game is he brash is he a little conceited is he not we don't know
can see he's he what's it with you so much quiet is he no quiet brash quiet
He's so quiet.
He's an aimbot.
He's so quiet.
He's on phase.
He's a good controller player.
That being said, this game he has good aim,
but he has no clue what's going on.
Really good aim though.
Mmm, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Well, I have a Stitcher.
I have a Stitcher and a Connection Averter.
That's it.
I have a Stitcher and a Shotgun.
Dude, someone asked in your chat if I have a poo bag.
like what?
That's a good question.
Do you have a good question?
What are you teaching your chat?
It's important things.
Why not just answering the question?
No, I said no to now three times.
I'm telling you, if I have a girlfriend,
I would hope the plumbing in my house straight to my gaming
chair absolute precision even would still be able to
wheel round it'd be a one of those cylinder silver vent looking holes it
would suck right down into the ground that way I didn't have to get up while
I'm streaming can you choose a map yeah I'm not ready to up wait I haven't been
ready at this whole time well no shit what the hell
I
Could have swore I was ready to do this one
You're great, but don't you think she's getting carried, don't you worry, Mr. General.
I'll let her know, I'll let her know.
I don't know what that means, I don't know what the other Zoom chat means, Mr. General,
Thank you, Richard. Good man. Good man.
You got to sweet at me. Yeah.
The burnt peanut gets his revenge on the thief.
Closie. Closie. It's Bob.
It's peanuts. Bobcat now.
I miss a clip of you looting my Bobcat.
Good. Good.
Is that guy? Is that guy?
Good. Now the world will know.
Now the world will know you're a goop thief.
I got my revenge.
Oh, I'm a goop thief?
Dude, dude, you know what I hate about Twitter is they'll take a clip from my
stream like in some type of profound statement or stance that I'm willing to
die on. This isn't like Aspen Golds or Hassan's stream where I'm talking about
the intercomplexities of the economic state of the world over here. I'm making
poop and dick jokes. Yeah, exactly. I'm not making... I'm literally just making poop
and dick jokes. So they'll take some clip of me, he's like, oh he said a
joke about afghanistan and the whole conversation will be like do you know
actually do you know that the orange sandwich over there it's like dude i
don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care i'm making a poop joke and
then i'm moving to the next poop joke that's all i'm doing i'm not making
some grand statement about anything anything from future reference anything
Good for the stream is just just for who's he's and ha ha's
Let's ride
Dude, you know what's funny about those clips though?
The huge Mr. General? What?
Is that any time they post clips?
They'll like name you and Percy, and then when it comes to me, they call me someone.
I saw that, I saw that. I saw that.
Eh.
Yeah, shut up, someone. It's time to lock in.
I saw that. I saw that. I saw that. I was watching.
All of you.
I have no idea what you're talking about, but thank you, my boy.
Oh
I think the silly Jesus finally hit there's a negative way. Oh dingal. Oh dingal. Take those take those take those
Come on in the water's fine
She's dead
I
She is stinky.
Hey, what do you need to do for our graders?
You're gonna do it too?
High five.
Oh, one of the team, one of the team took an agent!
Jump, jump, jump!
Get up!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Oh my god, look at my health.
What?
Oh my god, they're here, they're here.
All the way, they just jumped down like that.
What?
There's no way they jump.
Hey guys, hey, nice shots, nice shots guys, here, here, hey guys, hey guys, honestly nice
shots, we're shit talking those free kids, that's on us.
you sir fuck you sir get out of here you're suckin all the air out of the
room you're suckin all the air out of the room I can't breathe
get out of here get you're stuck in all the air out of the room get out of
here
Oh
Does he take the lead on his birthday as of eight minutes ago
And now you're gonna get yours now you're gonna get yours big boy
Salvation has arrived salvation has arrived
I'm not gonna die.
Fuck you sir.
You don't have- you don't have-
I'm trusting these guys.
And I don't have this-
Oh shit.
I got one.
We got one, we got one.
We got one.
Yo, what's that?
What?
Hello sir.
Yeah, how many of you guys are up, you know, are you dead?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Listen.
Oh, I'm supposed to- Whoa!
Guys, it's me!
Oh, okay.
Oh, whoa!
Guys, it's me!
Oh, okay.
Adam Cook?
Adam Cook!
Yeah, fuck you!
I'mma fuck your dad!
Make eye contact with him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Bro, he squeezed my rock and roll.
He actually...
I
Just
Hey, guys.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, fuck them.
Fuck them.
Fuck them. Fuck them.
No, no.
Wait, wait.
Hey, you guys.
Hell yeah.
Yes, go.
Hell yeah.
Did you see Peanut?
Yeah, that's me.
Pina and Gigi, if you guys don't mind, can I just get out of here?
Get out of here?
That cool?
Can I loop Pina and Gigi in his loop?
Where's Gigi?
Can she die on her way up top?
Oh, sure.
Thank God for her.
Yeah, she did it.
Dude, I was telling them I was going to die and they needed them to res me and they just looked at me and then resed you.
I just said hello, sir, and then he emptied every board in his magazine into my face.
I got my friends are really poor so I got to get them to go
They're homeless
Look at you
Toro like Mac
And I have Genji's Toro
Yeah, yeah, thanks. She's poor. She's homeless
Oh, okay. Like it, Bob. Thank you.
That is true. That is true.
Shut up, Peter. You have no way to talk.
He's very helpful. Thank you.
I have way more space to all these things.
I appreciate you.
Are you guys planning to print out?
Are you ready?
Here you go. Here.
Here you go. There you go.
Oh, thanks.
I'm gonna get the handle, Bob.
They're all Frankie Smith's sent.
And then you guys appreciate it.
For the FPS streamer of the year,
you haven't been playing much FPS shooters.
Also, can I get a hooray?
I gave him C4.
Oh, you can't!
It's nothing to ho-
Ho-
You know how I do damn good of you
for the man.
You said that's not me, I key.
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.
Mango Dude 781 asked me is your founder's edition PC
signed with your nutting?
If so, I'm buying.
You bet your butthole it is.
My nutting's all over that bad boy.
Get ready to bash and excuse my glory.
Do not get ready to bash in the scrujular glory!
Do what with all these cats!
Get out of here!
A nice pea shooter you got there.
there.
You did great out there, Closie. You did great. Honestly, I don't look like a random team
jumped on you and thirsted you.
Perfect. Oh, that's all that's good for you, G. That's all that's good.
Christmas maybe. Hey Peanut, I think. I think you can loot out, but I can bring you something.
What do you want? What kind of thing do you have? I love a...
A mini-gade in a... Oh, I love a two-bar guy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I love that. Lowell's Mastiffed One said,
Merry Christmas, Peanut. I'm glad to be part of the ride since last year. You really are a real
I'm recycling two bottles and a ghost. Cheers to one million dollar YouTube and Twitch.
Cheers gentlemen! Cheers Mr. Mostbaster!
Welcome back.
Let's ride.
Let's ride!
Get a little bit of goo.
Here we go.
Here's some, some right there.
I've got a room here for Mr. Shidey.
Okay.
He seems to bring ammo.
Here we go.
Wait for mine.
Jeffers said greetings from Finland.
Greetings, sir!
Happy to see your growth. You deserve it one hundred percent.
You made it up!
Thank you, sir!
Hope that was very Christmas-y!
We got a little bit of ammunition from Mr. Chicken.
Like you do.
Here we go.
A little bit of this.
She blime!
Skxploo underscore isk said, my husband and I love watching you good sir.
Our 13 year old daughter does as well.
She says you're the goat.
Ha ha a little bit of goop, zero.
Oh
We would have thought so but
But that's great to hear that the whole family's spending time together. That's what you like to see
Family bond and the next one hundred and one set
That was beautiful
Well, I'm such a way with words, sir.
Here we go.
We a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of that,
a little bit of this, like you do.
Then we ride!
ExoAdrien underscore said, is it stressful reading chat, playing a game, and press buttons for all of your intros and scenes basically at the same time?
Why is it not a big game?
Sometimes thinking gets hard.
Don't stay hydrated.
Not a thinking, not a thinking.
Not a thinking.
Globetrash69 said,
Hey, I just wanted to tell you thank you so much for being Cloaksy friend.
He a little weird fella that is a furry and I know it is a burden but someone got to do the job.
You are truly selfless.
Just doing my part, sir. Just doing my part.
Sometimes it's not about what you want, but what others need.
What others need. You hear that, boys? Sometimes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Renny Break said, Dear Mr. S. Teamed Nut, I just want to say thank you.
My husband is deployed and my two children are now enjoying your streams.
We truly bond and laugh and now my three-year-old says little bit of good
But to get kind of don't so but that's great to hear that the family's bonding
That's always a good thing a little family bonding time. Yes sir. Yes sir
Yes, sir. Yes sir
Let oh wait
Oh, what does your mam say?
Mr. Mewsie said, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Bungalow.
Merry Christmas!
Let's ride!
Someone has to serve like their back end or whatever and reset people's counts.
Uh, boom, boom.
They left.
I have to wait for this idiot to pick this up, wait, I have to perk, I have to perk, I have to perk, I have to perk, I have to perk up.
Wait, I thought I did too, I don't know.
Actually, yeah, I have to perk.
Oh, nice gameplay.
It's the red one, right?
Yeah.
I'm back gentlemen.
Oh, thank you, Closie.
My decademia.
Thank you, Closie.
Yeah.
Pardon me, too.
Oh, Mr. DeQualba, my good man.
Hey, are we going to have a man?
Yeah, I don't know where we're going. We got to get to the triangle house.
Yeah.
Straight down below.
I can't forget them this time.
Well, I forgot Fendt.
Can you share your needle with me?
Can you share your needle with me, please?
I can give you two.
Thank you.
And I've got age.
Let's ride!
How do we do?
What do you mean by that?
There's a rock here.
That doesn't mean attract it, P-knight.
Well, we just got a mosey on by.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I don't know when you have a mosey on by, but you know...
I'm mosey on by as we speak.
As we speak.
Mm-hmm.
You and Finn
Are we falling down below or I should we go down yonder
I'll go in versus the team leader
Mr. Krabs. Oh that's Mr. Krabs. Yeah, we can it. Oh my god, they're right there and
I can't move with some reason. Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh, I'm gonna die. I'm dying. Oh my
I think like full dead
Just pop sorry
That kill that kill them all
They don't this guys already looted this guy's already looted guys. There's only one dead
There's another dude coming from the other side of the road.
This is looted. This is looted.
These are all looted. These are all looted.
These guys aren't. No, he's trolling. He's an outlooted.
He knows who... I swear to God, everybody I've touched is looted.
No, he's not lying.
Okay, well this guy wasn't looted.
Are you upstairs?
Maybe.
The cameras. They're beeping.
Well, let's get them.
You do that.
We're going to jump in the right, by the way.
We're going to run too.
You're going to run?
No, baby, baby.
No, that guy was one man and I should have just swung it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which one's it? Which one's it? One of the other bitters?
Yeah, yeah, the other bitters.
Go back, go back!
I swear, I swear, I'm pretty sure I just heard a duper on top.
That's a tempest, that's a tempest.
Oh, that's a duper, I understand. That's a duper right there.
That's all you, good boys.
Come on, Ethan.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
Get your chair.
It might push towards us.
I'm going to finish this guy off.
On me, on me.
Where'd he go?
On me, on me, on me, on me, right out of campus.
Gotcha!
Okay.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god, they're behind me.
They're behind me.
Broke them, broke them.
Oh there's two of them!
It's a whole other team!
I asked him where he was staying!
Retreat! Retreat!
I have to push over to him.
He's on camera now.
Yeah?
Look at this. Where did those hoodlums come from?
I was shooting at him.
Keep on the woodworks!
I don't know where those guys came from.
Yeah.
What? We told you! You feed it!
Oh no!
I'm coming.
I'm taking the whole new team.
Yeah, that's what I think.
That's the whole new team right there.
That's so good.
You're stealing juice?
I don't need to have you saying that.
Let me set the filming.
Come here.
Turn.
What is this guy talking about?
Nothing.
I don't remember saying that.
I don't remember him saying that.
Anyway, right here.
Oh.
Get the job.
Hey.
We're dead?
I'm gonna be dead.
We're dead?
Nice.
Gotcha
You think that's good lamb good bluesies good job
Now you're oh
What what?
You're doofus, dude. I'm telling you that is a whole it was a whole new team. Nobody's on coming
No, I scream dude. I'm gonna fuck you
Well, without me paying you first, and not without me paying you first.
Cozy, I'm telling you, nobody could have seen that coming.
I literally said, please, just hold up.
You've been a psychic with a crystal ball when it's seen that coming.
We pinged them, Peanut.
Nah.
Eeeeeee.
No, I don't think so.
Sounds like you're make-believing.
Sounds like you're coming up with make-believing.
Make-believing.
Um, are they geared, Peanut?
Or are they...
Oh my god, I'm gonna die again
This is me, this is me, come on James
I'm down one, one to absolute one shot, absolute one shot
Take your shot
Oh, I'm gonna be dead
Oh, they're on the roof, they're on the roof
Are you shotgun here right there?
One's red, one's red.
What?
He's in the roof, he's in the roof.
Two, two, two, one in the roof and one below.
I got one, two up top, two up top, they're pushing you two up top.
I just coming down below, let's just see right.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Guys, guys, guys.
I think this is a good time to tell you I think this thing just affected my gameplay abilities
You guys have to live.
Leave me a nice try.
That's a positive.
Nice shot, honestly. Good shit.
He needs, he needs.
Nice shot.
Wait, what? The box?
Hey, what?
He's doing it, he's doing it!
Thank you God!
Thank you!
Coachy got the bomb, coachy got the bomb, get it!
Coachy, coachy, coachy got the bomb, get it!
Okay, okay, okay, right there below, right there below.
Thank you.
I mean, they're looting me right now,
they're looting me right now.
I have a question.
Guys, my friend is really poor.
My friend's really poor.
His name's Peanut, like, I'm talking like 20k
to his name, okay?
Is there any way I can loot his loadout?
There's one gun.
I just need one gun.
He's so poor and homeless and the ugly man,
it's really bad.
What?
I mean, I've seen the ugliness firsthand,
so I'm gonna have to allow this.
Thank you
How are we talking about I'm in the gold. I'm in the gold. I don't know where I got
Thank you guys
Thanks, thank you, thank you.
Sorry, he's just really poor, guys, he's right there now.
I feel like I think the message has been delivered closely.
I think the message has been delivered.
No one needs to be iterated to any one time.
He's just ugly, his dad left 20 years ago to get milk.
It's one thing on top of the other, you know what I mean?
Yeah, he never came back.
Yeah, dude, yeah.
He says he's gonna come back after Christmas
and it's like he's taking up cigarettes
and he's taking up, you know,
It's just over and over you'll be back. He'll be back
That's gonna taste sour
Right, right. That's what I'm saying. I appreciate you guys. Thank you
Wait 14k subs
Yeah, man. Yeah, I got the mug. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I hear then to Gingy
Let's go
Guys guys guys guys are you
I share a brand the other way I should have ran the other way I should have ran the other way I should have
No, that's not how you do it. That's not how you do it folksy. That's not how you do it
Don't work on that technique gotta work on the technique to about the strategy
Also, they're probably watching Glucy so announcing everything you got right before you leave is probably not a bad idea.
Are you?
Dude, I am- that's my fault. You're saying that's my fault?
I have an idiot in my ear that looks like a fucking peanut that probably has a fucking-
I am a peanut!
Yeah, that has a little thing on his head that's spinning around in circles probably of riding the short bus. It was fucking
Finger paint. Okay, same. Do you get the bobcat? Do you get the bobcat? Do you get the bobcat?
I mean of a hand chicken
I made a hand turkey. I made a hand turkey and it's cool
Did you get the bobcat? Did you get the bobcat?
It's obviously the bobcat king! Yes!
Now you don't, Pussy. Now you don't.
Let's ride. No need to worry, gentlemen.
We'll spat someone off the record. Next raid.
On to the next.
I am so poor.
Yeah, man.
I'm sorry for being there.
Again, I'm going to reiterate.
I'm gonna reiterate. I think this is affecting my ability to play the game in an optimal manner.
I would like to know that.
Yep, she is the VAT boys. She is the VAT.
Stop getting time.
There we go. Perfect.
I'm shocking a beer.
And a couple of shooting charges from the society.
I always room for one more.
This is uh, this is interesting.
I'm telling you this next year is gonna go 10 times better than the last one I guarantee you this is gonna be a big rain for us big rain for us
Wait, let's free kit free kit
Close up. I'm done for that
That's right
I
Played that so bad
I was gonna go back for peanut and then two people pushed me shooting me from
each side of the house and I could have killed one guy if I just would have like
focused and yeah me too now let's ride
of
the
death
of the
I'm all good though. I'm all good. I'm all I'm all good. I'll get the loot raw. By the
way the cold stop was buried in city I don't know if you do that
don't you
what you doing what you up to what you're putting what you would AFK for a
beer oh gotcha okay okay take another sip actually
It's like a reward we're dying minutes late reward for what dying
We're giving it my all
We're laying at all of the line
And being a great team leader
Yeah
This tangos blowing up clenches over in the north what I thought they were closer
I'm just quite as resilient.
God, Jeff.
Guys, that would be worthless in like 45 minutes.
Yeah, I'm already, the silly juice is already affecting my game pretty much nearly.
I'm always worthless.
Yeah, well I just shot two beers.
Go ahead, go ahead.
It is fucking fan-fine, eh?
No, no, it's Slur Saturday.
Oh, it's Slur Saturday! Let's go!
I was the favorite day of the week.
Oh, hippie!
Guys, why did I just... who aggroed the fucking lever?
That was you.
Oh, I...
There's people right here.
Really?
What?
I don't...
What the heck?
We can't find them at your country.
We gotta find them the way.
Maybe it's too yonder?
There's people in those windows.
Yeah, well, fucking the starter is fucking my ass.
Oh.
I'm in the building with the enemies.
Come on, coach.
You got to get me, territory.
God, yeah.
I'm peeping up, peeping.
Is it bashing at 180 and kill me?
Is bashing at 180 and kill me?
Dude, boys, this thing goes on me.
This thing goes on me.
I see you on me on me on me!
Got one on David!
GET OUT OF HERE!
Nice, nice.
I'm waiting for the bastard to be set.
Yeah, care care care bastard!
I'm gonna leave him as careful.
I'm shooting this cock up, I'm shooting this cock up!
I'm pushing!
Gotcha!
I threw shot, I threw shot!
Retreat, retreat!
Oh my gosh...
Oh my goodness!
He's going inside!
He's getting away! He's getting away!
Run!
I have this passion on me, guys.
He's over.
Oh, see where the hell are you?
I'll sprint in.
Nice work!
I
Stop reloading the gun sir. That's how you put bullets in it you need
Let me make sure you hear it.
You need bullets in your gun to shoot him.
I did that, I did that.
Oh boy, I did that.
Oh, dingle, oh, dingle!
Run!
Oh boy.
No, I've only got four bullets left.
How many brunt?
No.
Hey guys.
Did you really make our stand?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, it's Christmas.
Okay, let's go.
Bye James.
Take this, pussy!
Oh, I'm gonna kill myself.
Excellent, man, excellent, man.
Yeah, you haven't seen that for a while.
I think we did pretty good there.
Join me in the bunker, gentlemen.
Join me in the bunker.
All right, well, no, no, no matter, no matter this next wave,
it's gonna go 10 times better.
Let's ride.
Wait, let me switch it, let me switch it.
I'm gonna switch maps.
Let's go this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do cold.
What?
Hmm.
What's the closest point of view?
Well, it's so different.
You have to.
Look at it.
I said to you.
And this question, dude.
Your grenade was fucking insane.
I saw my grenade.
I was watching a third person.
Let's ride!
I can help you, no thank you sir.
No thank you sir, no thank you sir.
No thank you sir.
You've got to blow real loud.
And King Vaughn, that's why we're just gonna do foul.
Oh, I sold a bunch of drugs.
I sold a bunch of drugs, and then I killed a person.
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
I
Got a kettle this time that positive
All right, I see we didn't we send Genji out into the fray let her die
Oh my god, that's karma
he's right there right here make sure before you kill me
Kill me!
Oooooooh!
Thanks, one more, one more, one more!
Doesn't feel too good now, does it now?
Doesn't feel too good!
Wait, there wasn't one while I was two.
How, fuck?
Am I fault?
What a mere warm-up rave! Now it is really time to get to the action!
you know what enough one round enough food around put on a medium kit I've got a
serendipitous place to take us sublime place to take us what
I actually don't have anything
As hilarious as that is describe as much as you can
What do you want to bring? What do you want? What do you need? What do you need?
Okay, wait, I might be those grounds. I don't know what do you need? What do you need?
A gun I have like so I have a
I'm not joking I have over a hundred guns of what do you want? Just bring me whatever I don't care
Do you want a Venator? Do you want a Toro? Do you want Pepe's?
I don't think a Toro!
Nah, I'm not seeing you!
Okay.
I'll take a Tempest.
Thank you, thank you.
I tried to do...
Do you want something?
Do you want something? What do you want?
You're a bot, man!
But daddy knows that you asked! I would love a Toro!
Do you want a Toro?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Do you want a fully-gooped one?
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Max group.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
Got you.
We're pairing your十-
My man.
My man!
Hey, continue.
Just bringing him out.
Kid, I'll give you your best slot to, uh,
a best slot.
For what?
For the bone, the single-
The full purple pattern.
Oh, okay.
For some reason, I thought you said,
I'm giving you the best slot.
I'm like, what?
Okay, wait, okay, okay.
Okay, I am not for sale.
I am not for sale.
Yeah, let me-
Okay...
I'm close. He's bottom bet. I'll have you know
Power bottom power bottom. No bottom bet bottom bet
That's right
What are we doing? Oh wait, let me change it. Yeah, good thing again. We're going here
Is there no more Tarkov?
Do we have to play the Arc Raiders?
It's gonna die out week after it releases.
We're running out of time.
There's no time to play Tarkov.
Remember, it's gonna die one week after release,
so we have to get all the time we can in.
Remember, we have to get all the Arc Raiders playing time
we can before it dies one week after release.
Remember, we have to play as much as we can.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Remember, remember?
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
Who said that?
Literally everyone.
What are you talking about?
Who said that?
Literally everybody.
Literally everyone, sir!
Let's ride!
You
That's right again
I
Did it come on guys wait where's my gun wait I think you picked it up
You might what could it be? What the hell I could be I'm getting up right now
Right now later
Yeah, hopefully later we're in the middle of the game
We got shotguns yours peanut. Well, I got the shotgun too. Okay. Yeah
She says a grasp on me
Here and take a firm grip on me right now
Thank you
I'm just hanging about for a short spell.
Be too Mr. Close, he gets back.
How's the peloton? I used it today. I ran for 20 minutes.
Just getting in the shape, not his voice.
Little bit of self improvement.
Little bit of, well, not 20 minutes of running, but
Ten minutes of walking and ten minutes of running intermittent me.
A little bit of getting in shape, gentlemen.
Watching my figure.
You want to talk about?
Can you notice?
Can you tell?
I've been working on it.
Oh.
Mmm.
I'm back, sorry.
Oh.
I'm back sorry. Oh, that's right.
You support us for sure.
Want to meet me?
God, yeah.
You feel that close-y?
No, I feel the fucking...
You feel that close-y?
That's the feeling of a successful raid coming right up.
Right here, right now.
Uh, I'ma drop it down a little in a scaredy-beast.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I just stopped mid-sentence right there.
You guys need anything for hot out or are you like
What did you get?
Um, I got heavy ammo, simple gun parts, cloth, shotgun ammo, firecracker, light ammo, cloth,
cloth, cloth, cloth, cloth.
Whoa!
That's a load of shit!
Yeah.
Congratulations!
Dude, they completely got it bad.
You got a bobcat?
Here you go.
Tell me his name.
Chad, tell me his name.
Tell me his name.
Never.
Never. He is under the Bungalow's protection. You will never find his name.
Here are 3 sub 2.
You just want to silence the truth. You want to silence the truth.
That's what you're trying to do right now.
Here are 3 sub 2. Peanut 2. Whoever tells me his name.
You'll never find it.
You'll never find it. You're not scallying.
He is under the Bungalow's protection.
Bungalow's protection?
You got a spare needle for me?
You want mine or-
Yeah, what you're needing.
Okay, got it.
And I've got age.
Let's ride!
Hey, I'm right.
You do.
Oh, the bag.
Dude, oh my god.
What?
Someone sent a gyozo with a guy's name.
What was his name?
King of Smoke.
King of Smoke?
Giazo?
Giaz-
What?
Yeah, dude, a Giazo.
Giazo?
What?
It's like a paint screen, dude. How old are you?
Thousands of years old.
Now, let's ride!
Yeah, but you have no wisdom.
I've got infinite wisdom.
You think we keep making it out of these rain, pal?
The TMA.
The infinite wisdom and guidance.
Infinite wisdom and no bitches.
The door's open!
Because you just taught me about bitches, pal.
I saw the first lady you've ever come in contact with
with like two weeks ago.
Hey, your mom.
All right, you all right.
That's it.
That's what I'm fucking you.
Take your band-aid off.
Oh, well, I should do it.
Wait a minute.
Hey, can we go hush a spot?
Perchance? Perchance?
Can we go hush a spot?
All these doors are open, wouldn't they be up top when they just look down us?
No, we just go here.
Indeed?
What?
Oh wait, oh my god, hush a spot is fucking insane!
We can cheat an exploit to have an advantage over all the players!
They're not your plan.
Psst, grocery. Psst!
You think we'll be friends forever?
No, die.
Okay, die.
Wait, they died.
Well, if you just hit a-
Yeah, yeah, they shot the camera. Shot the camera.
Leave down below where I'm talking.
I can't tell.
I should we go up there and we blast them!
No, no, no, no, Peanut.
There's so many people going to be here.
We just wait until they go to bottom and then I see four here.
You're talking about there's so many people.
Wait, wait, Peanut, I'm going to give you something.
It makes really funny noises, okay?
Here you go. It makes really funny noises here.
You got a wall sir you're shooting the wall you're shooting your own wall nice
odds sir that's a grenade on your own wall sir that's another grenade on your
own wall wait wait wait wait wait what what I fell
okay peanut what so it makes zero noise fuck you sir fuck you eat my poop okay
okay eat my shit eat my poop fuck you and pussy pussy if we apologize if you
If you shoot this wall I can do a grenade in here.
If you dismember that, it makes no noise.
Dismember?
No.
Because I've got the bombs, you dismember it.
Okay, come here, come here, come here. I have bombs too.
Come here.
I'll dismember it. You get them.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dismembering the wall?
No, no, no, no, no, no, contact. Come here, come here.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
Okay.
Take these, take these, take these.
Thank you sir.
I'm gonna fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna fuck you good.
I'm gonna fuck you guys good.
Go get it. Go get it.
It's his birthday. How dare you speak of my dad.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday, they can't.
It was his birthday 57 minutes ago.
Yeah, yeah Bruce, I apologize in advance bro.
The broad James
You're missing
Yeah, you just missed it
Charge!
Who's C4 is that?
Oh my god
Oh my goodness
You can't see what the hell are you doing?
Back down the hatches!
Oh shit
I'm coming up coming up coming up come on. I got you got you
What you guys both jumped off to your death the hell are we doing?
I'm coming to kill you it's just wait.
What the hell are we up to?
Dude it just latched me through the wall and then
We probably just could take area second
We gotta get back up there with haste a little shot of the kilo
Except for the tequila and then I'm coming
That's mine!
A little sip of the tequila and then I'm coming!
Hell yeah!
Delicious, I'm coming!
Charge!
Happy holidays, my fuck ya!
Nah, we're doing this.
Idiot!
So fast, yeah.
Is that wall bug?
Come on, dude!
One down, charge!
Two down, two down!
Another one down!
One, one, one, one, one!
Stop!
What?
Easy, easy!
Gotta be quicker than that, my boy!
Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work.
Thank you, Mr. JFP. See, it's my boy. That's very kind of you, brother. That's very kind of you, brother.
Thank you, my boy.
You revived him? What are you doing?
He's trying to escape!
He's trying to escape! He's trying to escape!
Oh, my God. He just jumped off and killed himself.
Are you one of them stupid brothers?
Leave my hand.
What are we doing?
What are we up to?
What are we planning?
Are you fucking for real?
Are you for real?
We I just let that guy ride and run his motherfuckers.
This swan-ton bomb the edge of the fucking thing.
Dude, excellent work. Excellent work.
Are we?
Dude, there's a guy right here. What the hell?
Who's this guy?
Indy, what are you doing out there?
I'm going in!
Hello.
Dude, that wall that you guys ride, it's like-
You got him!
Wait, wait.
He's outside.
By the way.
He's outside by the way.
What?
He goes, he goes, he goes!
He's being done!
The plan!
The bluesy!
How do you know that?
How do you know?
He's inside a traitor in the nation.
How do you know?
Excuse me, just a minute.
The heck is Jason fuckin' born?
You can see the future.
What the heck?
That guy's cheating.
That's right!
You would have to then!
He beats it to my mind!
He's in my head!
What the heck?
Where's his boyfriend, dad?
Yo, peanut, you wanna see his cool brass spot?
No, I wanna murder people.
I'll shoot him with my gun until they're dead.
I'm gonna hop on our craters.
Come here, come here, come here.
You know this is a thing.
I know that spot, I know that spot, I know that spot.
Is this a thing?
It's so good.
Now we can finally be alone.
What the fuck is your sensitivity?
Oh, Clankin's Clankin's!
What is your sensitivity?
I don't know.
Actually, what do you want?
There's no way your head can move that fast.
I'm 1600 DPI, I know that.
Dude, there's no way.
I guess, okay.
Have you ever heard of the DPI theory?
No, it's okay.
Let me screw you in.
Many years ago, on a forum on Reddit, deep and lost,
there was a man who guessed that your DPI was too low.
That's per inch.
You would skip pixels on your screen as resolution got higher,
higher and higher.
1080p, 1440p, 4K, you could no longer use 400 and 800 DPI because the dots per inch weren't
adjusting to the increase in resolution.
So someone came up with a theory that your DPI had to adjust with the resolution of increased
advanced technology.
But if your DPI was too low, the pixels on your screen would be skipped and your aim would be inaccurate.
Also, this all could be wrong. I just do it just in case.
Yeah, I'm on 800, I used to be on 400, I used to be on 400.
But when I competed it was only 400 or 800 that's what they would allow and they would put a hundred Hertz monitors
And a hundred Hertz monitor. Yeah when I competed she didn't just cry. We opened the power point
The next line, please next line
Everything that I competed in was a hundred Hertz monitors and the best
You should be competing a friend of get your first one after you should be competing
I'll let you find her
I was like four and three hundred I went from now on my name under it
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
Wait, so when you were in the phase, by the way, did you have phase Cloaksy?
Yeah, I indeed was phase Cloaksy.
You know what he's...
And then I won every single tournament when I was signed by them.
You never lost one?
No.
Lost your dad, though.
Where'd he at, huh?
Where'd he go?
What about yours, Peanut?
Dude, what?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
We're not talking about me right now, we're talking about Coopsy!
Yep, yep, get his ass.
GG.
How do you even know they made Hunter Heads monitors?
I thought that was for like doctors.
Or schools.
No, it was, they were just like trying to save money and everyone's like,
you're an idiot and they're like, nah, we're good.
Save money?
Yeah, how much is a hundred Hertz monitor like $30 well, you have to think about it
There was like two battery hours at the time people were trying to make it like a e-sport
It wasn't really e-sports. So it was just like 200 people with like
When you're 40 Hertz monitors and it's $500 a monitor and the times it by like 200 right was that
My dexterous throughout like nine numbers. What's 200 times like 500?
That alone right there. I am a peanut calculator. You out of your damn mind right there with just monitors is a hundred K
$100,000
Yeah, that's just that's just monitors
And then you have to get skis. Why don't you guys just get jet skis and film that?
Okay, I didn't pay for it
Obviously it was the companies that were running the tournament
You guys could have made way cooler content if you guys got jet skis and I'll share them
Oh, I
Mean yeah, but I wasn't making money back then
Because you weren't doing jet ski beds. No, you're the numbers those would do that be sweet
You like tricks on them
They paid me a hundred thousand dollars a month for three years
Oh shit
Yeah
living like Larry
Living like living.
Yeah.
Living like living.
Okay, during time four now is make 12k a year sick.
Five, four, nine.
Back when Misty Myers and the Tilted Towers were there.
Remember those times?
No, I like women, unfortunately.
What?
You are literally a peanut, okay?
There's no way you didn't ride the four-bus.
The hell is that supposed to mean?
You're definitely a four-bus.
Yeah, 100%.
You might have been the captain of the four-bus.
Well, whatever I do, I try to be the team leader.
You must give it your all in any endeavor.
Even if it's captain of the short by's you let me wear a train conductors hat and go choo choo
Whatever we stop to the step side
And then we all took the elevator and we got off and we went to our houses and then we come back
We learned how to put our shirts on remember that week of school
It was honestly easy
All right, let's ride.
Get on the board.
Hmm.
Oh.
Okay, use Billy enough to survive. Yeah, but this is a long time ago.
Back when, like, there was horses and cowboys and stuff.
This is five years ago.
It was like peak of COVID.
Or right after COVID.
Honestly, I probably would have left phase if that's how it was.
But then you can't put the cool words next to your name.
We can you do that?
Well, they sue you.
If I do, if I put phase next to peanut, will they sue me?
No, phase suspended.
I'm face peanut someone else bought it already I'm face I'm face
together nine I'm face peanut I'm face peanut it's four no no no yes I am yes
I am what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna do about it
okay you mean the company that I bought phase for like 30 mil
I'm face peanut now. I'm thinking really have much to show for it
It has so many trick shots crazy
Beena they did not pick you up for trick shots. I'm sorry. Yes, they would
No, honestly, they probably pick you up for like writing off for charity. I can make a wish or like a
Well, nobody can pick you up unless they're forklift certified fat bitch
Do we say I'm going to say no I got a high screen don't take my midfoot capacity after all this silly juices at like 35%
I'm having no processing anything. That's who another one. Good thinking good thinking
Balanced it's all things should be
I'm serious. I'm thinking like so slow down. Was that was that tequila or was that water be honest with me?
Oh, no, that was voodoo ranger
my god mm-hmm all right ready up any map I choose a map it's
kidding
Your xx phase underscore peanut xx
Xx no bitches underscore xx
I didn't know you wanted to rejoin.
I'm eating peanuts while watching, fuck this out.
Those are my people sir! You are genociding them!
Just remember kids, if H.R. wants to hear your joke, you know it's a banger.
Excuse me?
Dude, H.R., Mr. Cloak, so you know what it's...
I just got informed by my mother that if you and H.R. want to hear the joke,
that's when you know it's a banger.
That's when it's a banger.
So there's honestly a couple of easy steps that a lot of people don't know
on how to get out of an HR's grasp easily.
You know the tricks?
No, it's the tricks.
What you wanna do is if it's a lady,
you wanna ask if she's pregnant,
whether or not you know she is or not.
And then you wanna start hitting on her.
And if it's a guy, you fuck him.
Nice cock.
Nice, fuck yeah.
Nice, good shit.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
hell yeah that's how you get out of H.R.
easy
tricks of the trade excellent penis sir
sir we're here to talk about the inappropriate jokes you've made to the
women in the office sir may i say your dick is looking
quite funny phenomena may i grab
remind me i cover feel may i may i perhaps
put it in my palm it's just me i me i feel it out
man i put it with grass can i test this to conference
perhaps between my palm perhaps we're talking about holding our co-workers johnson
be a man that means that that being said he is my co-worker oh so let me cook
There you are.
Oh, there he is.
Ah, let's ride!
Let's ride!
This is so dumb.
There he is!
Yeah, there's a bazillion.
How is this fucking not dead?
Get over here!
One down, one down.
Good thing that's the blam.
Kaboosie!
Good job!
Come back, come back, come back!
Guys, you're going, going, going!
Come back, come back!
Come back to the room, come back to the room.
He's so hurt, I- I took a shot.
Oh, there's a team in front of us!
Shoot a team, a team!
Fuck it!
Oh, there, there's a me.
Got him, I got him.
I'm holding it, I'm holding it!
There, come here, come here, come here!
There's a-
There, here, here, here, here!
Ooh, I threw some water there, I'm shooting.
Perfect, heal, heal, heal.
Mm-hmm.
Stay far from here!
Hey, I'm a-chilling!
There, guys, we just wait.
We're the- we're the second and last one.
We're the second and last one. Just wait.
Did you guys smoke out Yonder?
Did you guys die right there? They got attacked from behind!
Most of the men came in the rear!
Let's get them!
Block it!
Oh my god. Oh no. I did not know he was on that pole. He's right here on this pole.
Right here. Oh no. Oh no.
Retreat!
I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one.
We're back
Oh, we did it!
One broke, one broke!
Oh man, we should fucking fell back, I'm an idiot.
I got you, I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I got you!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Dude, I'm down to all the person-
Oh my goodness.
Sir, sir!
Okay.
Get him in the eggs, get him in the eggs.
Oh, that's my fault, that guy's in the thirst in him.
That guy on that pole was puttin' at work.
He knew...
We- It's the same guy from last time!
It's Linda's butt plug again!
Yeah!
This?
Linda's butt plug, the guy that killed us earlier!
Yeah!
We didn't die cuz we're bad!
We died cuz they were cheesing!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
Peepin' at us, peepin' comms!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
They can't sell Montes?
I know that I'm in let's ride there's so much I know I know I was I was I was I was
putting every every molecule of my body into that fight
You just outplayed us, you outplayed us, can I say?
Oh, let's ride!
I just wanted to get shot at.
A crack gun?
My Barker.
I already died when she was great
Doug!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
OH!
DAMN IT CLICK UP!
That one?
Hold fast, hold fast!
One down, one more, one more left
Oh no!
Oh, no!
I'm one, I'm one.
Oh, nice shot!
I'm just gonna ask you both who you are.
Is that guy beating me to death?
Mid-fied?
Yeah.
Peter, race it!
What the hell was that?
What's that?
What the hell was that?
Psst.
Hey, peanut.
just watch out for anything that might come in our shits.
Little baby, come here.
Oh.
Ooh.
Okay, I'm good to go.
I
Should go to the medical research unit, what do you think?
Come in
It's not with all that you perhaps for maybe a bomber
Yeah, I have a kettle one and a wrap one or maybe this is a table right here
One rope one rope in the second
Oh sure don't do that sure don't do that. He's got
The winners
There is one two three four five six seven eight nine dead bodies
Fuck you sir eat my poop. He's coming with me
Coming with me
I'm saying it's a nice shot. She's a nice shot
And I participated wait who just opened a door I shot one
Oh
Hey, cool challenge back
Who's cool challenge? Oh, it's shit. Oh shit. I think somebody in the game
Did you tell you to do steroids?
Yeah, he's calling me a beta male.
Ooh, beta. You're a beta.
Okay, shut the fuck up.
You're a beta.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Don't you dare disrespect the Sigma.
No.
One more, man.
Dude, you're so annoying.
I do nothing!
You're talking about!
Is a beta really trying to disrespect the Sigma right now?
Oh, you're so stupid. You shut the fuck up.
Well, that was your first mistake.
I'll have you know I'm the alpha.
The leader. The one to trust.
Oh!
Dude, stop howling.
What is that?
That's an album.
Don't make me do not make me wear skinny jeans in front of a JCPenny.
Because I fucking will.
I fucking will.
Proof!
Oh, okay. No, no. I'm gonna be a f***ing...
Can you even fit in skinny jeans? No, I can fit in your dad's ass.
I gotta go for it.
What's going on over there?
I
Want I was shocking to be here if you could do this, okay, what would you try to do?
That weapon box
That could be that easy you come on. Oh, yeah, do it. Yeah, do it. You got that easy. Yeah, you talk about that's easy
That's a light word
That's a light word. Oh
oh shit hold up we hold up that's like what that's like work you come on like
work you come on like okay okay okay you come on like work right now you come
on like work yeah you come on like work yep customer no seriously good let me
go let me go let me go it's a Jupiter
my guy is ridiculously fat right now not even regenerating stamina that man
eat human burgers okay all right why are you bring the semen burgers into it
let's go show me it take a look at that take a look at that oh my god
I
See bugger
Dear gentlemen excellent raid
Do we did pretty good that I was it I was a good come-up right there
I
Now you got a socket of beer
Hey, dude, I was hoping they would forget dickhead. Oh
The North never forgets the North remembers
The North remembers a north remembers fucking thrones
The bungalow the wars power we were the north
Also, I got two torals reason that I'm actually pretty excited
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I need C4.
I'm gonna say I look like a skinny
Lacey. What? You that's a
couple man. You know I hopped on
Lacey's feet one time and in the
first five minutes I saw his
butt crack twice. Hey dude, I
could see you were lazy on my
in my chat of Lacey they were like oh we hate Lacey we hate Lacey and my stream
happened to go like kind of like half down like right before he joined so I
lost like 12,000 bungalows and for the like the week after they were like on
dude remember when Lacey joined at 12,000 bungalows left guys the stream went
down that's why those numbers dropped not cuz there's some profound widespread
hate of this gentleman.
The worst.
Mmm.
Ah.
Choc and a beer?
Oh god.
Honestly you don't want, if anybody's got quarrels with a gentleman, that's okay.
My biggest thing is if you ever said anything about me or the bungalows other than that
I couldn't really give a shit.
I hate the bungalows.
Oh well.
All right.
All righty then.
All righty.
Oh, God.
Hmm.
You have to tell them.
Uh.
Hmm.
Well, they say they hate you too.
So get set on.
Oh, God.
Actually, the bumpers are pretty cool.
Believe it or not, like, you're really, like, boring and stupid and ugly and, like, not cool.
They're cool.
I guess it's weird that like you have such a cool community and you're like you you know
what I mean like fat ugly stupid you have no arms and legs we're a dumbass hat 24-7
Okay. Okay. Okay. Boss. Alright. What I suppose, Clokesy, I suppose, boss. Whatever you say,
boss. Alrighty then, boss. Well, if you plan was to hurt me, congratulations. You've
hurt me deeply. That's, well, alrighty then, boss. Let's get in there. Let's get in
and then make a difference.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
They're getting ya, they're getting ya.
They didn't even take the comment.
Eh, yeah.
Thank you, boys!
Fuck you, Cozy. You're ugly and you're fat and you're stinky.
You're a fat, stinky, ugly person.
And you smell like shit.
You smell like poop, you smell like shit.
It's like piss and shit.
You're ugly.
Your dad likes it
My dad hasn't come back yet, so you wouldn't know that true true. I see that's my fault. That's my fault
That's right
We're gonna go yonder we do yonder freeze short foul I
See what fuck this let's go this way. Let's go this way. I hear I gotta hide wait
They go
He's got a lot of
stuff.
Oh.
Close. He got ignorant with his
four Bobcats. Yeah, the Bobcats.
I just, I just brought you an
legendary stock pop pad. Well, I
That's right.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, rib takeoff. Yeah, rib takeoff. Rib takeoff. Now, you know, if
I was a millionaire, I don't know if I'd be shooting dice with people with illegal firearms,
That would rip rip take off rip take off now now if I had millions and millions and millions of dollars
I don't know if I'd be shooting dies the people with illegal firearms, but that's just me now
That's just me on that one
Wasn't shooting dice it was clave, but we two of them are dead
Is it just the Amigo now?
No, Hamon and his boy died.
Two of the Amigos are dead?
When did that happen?
No, no, no. One of the Amigos died with one of their friends.
Wait, what? What's going on?
The guy died shooting dice.
That's what I'm saying! Take off, right?
Yes. He was the best one to be honest.
He was pretty good.
I remember that one verse he said, take off.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was always good.
Yeah, again, I'm shooting dice with people with illegal firearms.
It's not like number one on the list of things I do with tens of millions of dollars.
Not sublime not an optimal scenario may I say an optimal scenario
Yeah, what's up, I think I'm to do that take off. Oh
Oh my god
That's one of the best one every single time every single time he comes in it was always the best
because he had like a little intro.
Wait, because he knew, tick off.
What song am I thinking of?
Oh, Bad and Boozy, Bad and Boozy.
Tick off.
That's what I'm thinking of.
I felt what he said after that,
but it was really cool.
I remember that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Follow me, too.
What is that?
Mm-hmm.
Tick-a-tick-off.
Hoppin' the poop-poop-poop-poop-poop.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Not goes?
Hotel lobby.
Oh, hotel lobby maybe?
Tick-a-tick-off.
P-p-p-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop.
Mm-hmm.
That's, yes, we're on to something.
We're on to something here.
We're on this, we're on this something.
Wait, there's C4 going off the top of blue stairs?
What is that?
What are you doing?
There's a whole team.
Well, let's get him.
Oh, I was highly ineffective in my pursuits.
I killed one.
Peanut, they're pushing me.
I can't do that.
I'm coming.
Go, go, go.
I have no time.
Wait.
I'm behind him.
Wait, wait, wait.
Shit, right here.
One.
Got one there.
Dead.
top of boost is
One wrong one wrong
So that would be I'll shoot him I'll shoot him
Fuck you
That'll keep me paid for a second a short spell. I'll see you up behind him come in the rear
Oh
Put in my bomb
I don't even see it where's that?
I already talked to him. I said fuck you
Oh. Oh, shit.
Fuck you, sir!
Just to reiterate...
Oh, we have your loot!
Stay frosty.
You guys, we gotta get up and sit behind the stack...
...before they catch wind of our plan!
George!
oh my god he's handsome and sexy oh my god oh my god please right here I see
both of them right now yeah we are gonna die of them they have to see for it and
then Ben Toros that's good that could all be ours if we bend together get over
here hi man they said that they don't know if they can trust us though you
You cannot trust us, we're gonna kill you.
Oh, we're actually into that.
Oh, but I can't.
This is war.
The King Captain's called war.
Good luck.
He's running left, right on the left, right on the left,
right on the right, on top of you.
He's running, got him!
Yeah, the other one's running.
He might be, he might be, he might be, he might be.
I
I see my TV something is on the edge of this boost is
They fuck you fuck you fuck you. I need to go
I
Got him. Don't work!
One of the winners!
Hooray!
An Obated Boop.
Team B!
Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Team B! Another team!
I'm jumping over!
Oh my gosh!
I thought he was trying to
one shot, one shot, one shot.
You gonna peel up a shot?
You coming to come?
Let's see if I switch.
Is she on the ground?
Oh no, they're freaks.
Oh my god.
I'm coming in the rear.
One down.
Nice.
Oh my god, oh my goodness, he's handsome and sexy. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm out of here.
One's on the side, I'm no Kyo, see this.
Oh, gone.
Welcome, welcome!
Oh, god!
You're gonna pay me, okay? Ready?
Guys, I...
Oh, dingle! Run!
if you can just hold it down for just a second I can get some more heals, yeah?
No.
I'm going to hold it down for just a moment.
Just a second.
Back on.
Go, go, go.
Oh, I just got two Trigonades.
Yeah, I'm sending it.
Go, go, go.
Send it.
Go, go, go.
The team.
Come on.
Wait.
Go, go, go.
So cool.
I don't have a gun.
oh my oh oh i'm coming i'm coming i got you
i got you i got you
I'm going in charge now child do not raise child do not raise child
I'm going in you're not ready to show back room back room
So come up here we're huge and big and girthy
Shit who is it? Who is it?
Give the bug litter a challenge. But you need money same my friends for
good thing got the blams the bluesy
yeah
upstairs upstairs
right side door
right side door super close guys we have to swing this guy
he's literally right side door right here behind us
oh he's getting native?
he's getting himself like a fucking idiot
what?
wait multiple multiple multiple multiple
He's right side right side. Oh my god, you friend
Have an aid sorry
Okay, wait we kill everyone we kill everyone we kill everyone
Okay, I just actually got the most loot ever we kill everyone
Okay, let me
Oh my god!
Are you fucking kidding me?
P4, do you watch your word?
Oh, P! P! P!
Oh, he's almost dead, he's almost dead, he's almost dead.
Shit.
I do I do I do do do to one shot one shot one shot wait wait wait no he's almost dead shoot
yeah what are we doing oh are you talking oh yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking
one down one down one left there's one left there's one left he's hurt his how he's one
side one side right here down there i'm gonna let right right there down there pull yeah pull
me okay okay I think right now is this right here's the spot okay you see
I want one. Go back. I want one. Go back. Go back.
I got you. You're probably going to kill me.
Down, down, down, down, down. Thank you.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Go, go, go.
We're doing pretty good.
Give me that. Give me that. Give me that.
We are stupid. We are stupid. This is a massive raid.
Oh, my. Oh.
Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
You know, ugly as shit. What kind of... Where's time-time is that?
You got the... You got the blueprint for the survivor yet?
Yep.
Good, good.
Oh!
WOOOOOO!
Oh, I have to go now, I know you can!
I'm gonna die!
Hey, God, save me!
Yeah, I got him!
WERP!
BANG!
FUCK YOU!
I'M STILL ALIVE!
Oh, yeah.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Where would they shoot me from? Where would they shoot me from?
I don't know, I don't.
Hmm.
The Keenier.
we have five minutes left let's leave oh my goodness we do we get all of it
just one we do I'm hatching I'm hatching you wait one moment there's
more good we got everything up here
I'm just gonna have so much shit and still be poor
Maybe possible
That's what I'm saying
Let's see the zip line
Who's he has to bomb cats I don't have to give me the name now
Oh
Never he's under the bargain in his protection
Take that click out
I see we slide down here. What do you think? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. This one, this one. Perfectly
I said not
Perfect edgy crazy
Go go go do we fit
Feel like we killed so many people there
I am packing. I am packing.
Yeah, I'm pretty good.
How much cash you got on you?
73.
I'm about to have the same spot, but 75.
75?
I
Was going on he guys
She is all around
Good work out there good work
I'll get one.
He's 153?
What are you, leave it?
There's some, some.
Little bit of goop.
Can a goop a goop a little bit?
Damn, close.
Yeah, a goop a goop a little bit.
Society goes mad.
Young Rich Goopers.
Goopers in Paris.
Remember, Dave Rimshot?
Goopers with attitude.
All right, it hasn't been your birthday for two hours, pal.
Hasn't been your birthday for two hours, pal.
My later.
It still counts.
She is, gentlemen!
She is!
Did it still count for my birthday as long as we go?
Right.
That make sense?
Uh...
It still counts.
Right?
Repeat, the suit is all-
Permanently altered by brain-givers to take the $50 and keep committing audiovisual crimes.
I'm on it, Darren!
counts I have until the end of the stream well you can be like one of those moon
rock clutching ladies where they they base their mood off the the positions of
the planets in the solar sphere and they and you can you can make your first
let me know what let me tell you or let me check your aura check my aura check
my aura I'm checking your aura check my aura check my aura what aura it seems
like the half moon is your vibe folksy Jupiter is in Gatorade it's time to get
naked it's time to get naked my moon rock told me to commit atrocities against
mankind get naked I'm fucking yeah well I hope it's a full moon and Jupiter says
so well I need to be fucked in the ass so yep Jupiter says so yeah well you
per says I'm supposed to be fucked in the ass so fuck me in the ass you're gonna
get what Jupiter wants you can get what you put a watch here we go perfect
you.
You organize my.
Expand. No, I gotta see my
I got a pee
I'm drunk
One moment gentlemen one moment give me a short spell
Organize in my
level you now I'm level thirty-seven
during my first $50 only made me stronger
Bert Peter accepted the second offering
and keep causing irreversible damage to
Jared I just read it what do you you
hire so you have the size up I just
Just runnin'!
Oh, Mr. Potatoes, Mr. Demons, Mr. Cougar,
my mother's a good man, good a man!
And Mr. No-Calf, my mother's a good man,
my good man, good a man!
And Mr. Tango Whiskey, my mother's a good man,
good a man!
Good Latte-Dews, good a Latte-Dies!
My kid's name is Uncle Badtouch, that's...
That, you see that?
That's a paradox, that's a paradox.
There is no such thing.
Secret Uncle Touchy time is top five
on my bucket list.
Top five.
Now one moment.
One moment.
You say, Uncle Ron, you know how to lay it down.
Uncle Ron knows how to lay it down.
He's got the magic touch.
I love Uncle Ron.
I'm going to go.
Oh, come on here.
Welcome in.
Let me put a little seal on like you do.
We'll grab some more ammunition just in case you get a little crazy in there.
Okay
Good to go that's right
I got it I got a fee I I have to pee I I must pee
I'm about to explode. I'm about to explode
of a pita's bladder is twice twice as the smaller size as a human's bladder half
the size is what I said half the size of a human bladder I have to I have to go
I'm freaking out by the way, Peanut.
Oh, you caught me.
Oh my goodness.
So close again.
Oh my goodness.
You caught me.
Oh my.
I was so close again. You caught me. You caught me. I was paying you caught me
You got me you got me you caught me you caught me
You caught me you caught me. I was being you caught me. You caught me good. You got me good. I
was being
What's the hold up over here?
I thought you were going free, bro.
Me free? Absolutely not.
Oh, sure.
I'm going serious. I'm bringing a Renegade into Toro.
Big Ray to me.
Oh, mister, mister little rag-sum-mister convict.
I'm going for the second time.
What's good, man? Good. Ah, man.
Good lad, the dude's gonna lad me die.
Thank you, my friend.
Hands not washed, gross.
Firstly, crazy for some time.
Secondly, I don't have hands, sir!
I don't have hands!
You're a racist!
A peter racist.
How do you pee?
I don't think having hands is a requirement for pissing.
I don't think that's a requirement.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Look, you're a little tired?
What?
I'm not tired.
I'm ready to go
Do you talking to my demons?
No, the demons the demons the coming in me they're coming in me
I mean coming out of me the demons are coming out
They're coming in me this penis that or demon she won't buy the guns
We're made of a doll
Well, I'm the only one not ready to have it.
You pop a frisbee.
Oh, rubber shot.
On birthday.
Fuck it, pal.
Wait, chat, we agreed, right?
This is like the birthday stream.
It doesn't matter if it's past my birthday, whatever I say, you know?
I guess you I guess I would have to do anything you say because it's your birthday. Oh my god
No, I want to get naked. Oh my goodness. No
No, no, no, no, let's ride
Or RJ floors 87 set next time just use touches fat ass of the shield
Maybe later.
See if you can keep the label busy.
Apollo here. Hope I got the right frequency.
Gate still standing, Raider.
You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and...
This guy wants me to find signs and codes.
They want to heavy fire before they can finish up.
And there's a war happening.
I guess I find it bad.
That's what I'm thinking.
That would be a sublime piece of advice to give him.
Now, there's Strollin' in.
Bozion in there, chump.
GIGGLE!
All of you, too.
Okay, done, Mr. Krabs.
You're lost again.
One down one down
He's on fire he's on fire
Good thing god good blam good bluesy. I just won
He's left
I'm gonna go right. Good thing. Good plan. Get out of here.
You little stinky man.
Oh, yeah.
You did it?
Well, these guys are broke. Holy.
You gotta fit no on them.
What?
How much money you got?
I actually have the Looney M.K.C. on.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
How much money do I have? What do you mean?
You know you're in the present time, right?
Yeah, you can't go anywhere broke when you're like...
I have 200k.
What?
You get 200k? Honestly, I'm not joking. I think peanut might have more than you.
I do. I have about 300k.
Oh my...
I do in fact have more. I do in fact have more.
That is a truth.
That can't happen.
happen
Any food sense
You need them any food stamps jump in my
I'm very I'm very pushing up
You might have seen me
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
They're bad, they're bad, they're bad.
Is he shot?
Push you over now, ready?
Get three, two, one, now!
Shut up, have it, shut up, have it!
Shut up, have it!
Be jumping?
Oh my gosh, I am dead.
Charge!
Are they all dead?
I need one more.
He was a little wizard last hoodlum you sure yeah, it is only to dad
The ninja and then the guy down yonder the white the ninja. Oh, there he is
He's in the bus. He's in the bus. I'll tell me a second. Hold on. I'm going in. Oh, no, just bought it man
He's dead.
Oh, hello, Mr. Bus Driver.
I am. There's only one up top, I think.
He was on a free kit. That's cool.
They should have been. I saw Renegades and Terrentes.
He was driving the bus.
He could have been this coachy. He could have been this.
We killed the bus driver. We killed the bus driver.
Meow.
Where we dropping, boys?
Hey.
Christy Myers!
All right. Back to the bonker.
Yeah, back to the bonker.
Wait. Yeah, come here.
What?
Whoa.
Oh, see me, see me.
Oh
Perfect
You were cooking with this when you find this DJ close in the coolest DJ I
Oh excuse me. Oh excuse me excuse me excuse me. Oh excuse me excuse me excuse me.
Oh excuse me pardon me. Coach are you coming? Yeah yeah yeah. Are you out? I'm. Oh excuse me excuse me.
Oh excuse me excuse me excuse me. I'm coming. Well how are you in front of me?
You made it! Good word!
You think we could get enough people to gather to commit tax fraud that way they can't get
us because there's someone doing it?
No.
What?
Are we talking about a game?
No, no, no.
In game of course.
I'm obviously talking about a game.
I'm obviously...
No, no, no.
Now us individuals, we actually fare taxes.
Some people don't pay that.
Yeah, obviously we say I pay taxes.
I'm on in game, of course.
In game, of course.
100% off.
Like how many, like theoretically in game, of course,
how many people we need at once to commit tax fraud
where they could do nothing about it?
In game.
In game, of course.
If you move to the Bahamas or Bermuda or something
like that, potentially perhaps maybe a decent amount.
Because theoretically speaking, if everyone committed tax fraud, they would have any money to hunt us down.
Honestly, you're not wrong.
If everybody but one PERSON committed tax fraud, they would still not have enough money to hunt us down.
In-game of course, in-game.
So what's the cutoff point?
Where's the cutoff point?
I actually don't know.
That's my question.
In-game!
In-game of course.
In-game.
That being said, I already yelled at my mods and everything like that to start viewbotting me.
Oh dude, you're late! You're late! I'm only dude, I've been...
What am I, what am I, what am I mods viewbotting me today?
Oh shit, nice!
70k on YouTube dude!
BUNCH! BUNCH! Tomorrow it's bumping up!
It's bumping up!
Nine up you bunch, nine up you bunch!
80k tomorrow, 80k tomorrow!
And what are we looking at on Twitch?
No on 40k not enough bots not enough bots. No, no, you were at like
Think you're at like 67
Mods you see that take an initiative bumping up the view bot numbers without even me asking you see that that's why
My mods are the best mods. They took initiative
Yeah, oh that they don't that they can they can lead themselves
When I'm absent, that's what I like about
Watch keep up the great work brave brave and stunning great and stunning brave and starting
What I'm reprogramming the box to say fuck closey
And the program no one
And they just got reprogram and they just got reprogram
And they just got reprogram to say fuck closey and the reprogram
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Everyone's saying. Oh, no, they're all saying fuck off you.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
What's up? I love coursey. He's deflecting from his programming.
Oh true
We do you hear that? I think she was being attacked by a rocket to your top. No, that's just people mating at a
We're even better. There's no rocket to you then. Let's get them. No, we just go to the extract
Yeah, I got nothing to do
Sure, no, yeah, I mean I'm fucking homeless, but it seems like this right there. It might be a game that arounds the angle
Per maybe?
Per cent?
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
On the hill, on the hill!
I'm good, I'm good!
Ooh!
There's heavens!
Stay back, stay back!
Close, peanut, close.
I'm doing a trigger name!
I hit one.
Yes, Gigi, look over, peanut.
Okay.
What?
That guy's one. That guy's one in my marker.
This guy's good.
Through the macaque.
Oh, nice work.
Push it. Push it both lines. Push.
Good thing god, good lamb, gotcha!
Okay, there's one more up the top.
She and they are f***ing here.
Nice.
Gotcha.
Waaah!
Oh, you f***ing kidding me?
Woof, woof, woof!
Dude, that went pretty good!
Oh my god!
That one's really good.
Oh, very nice.
What do you get?
My favorite shawty volcano.
Oh, it's a nice word.
The shawty's a volcano.
I got a couple things for you, chief.
I got a couple things.
There you go.
My go, my go, my go.
You want a handjob?
Oh, that would be lovely.
Oh, let me spin it.
I put a mate on that guy's body.
That's gonna be really funny.
Of course he has a bobcat for real this time.
Are you serious?
I'm not a bobcat.
That's exactly what someone with a bobcat would say.
If I have a Bobcat, I will give it to you.
You can't fool me, wizard.
Oh, shit, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die now.
I'm dead.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
We're both dead.
It's only you.
Oh my god.
Hey guys.
That was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Sir, sir.
Hello sir, before.
Okay.
I decided to four C4.
Hadoosh.
Report this guy by the way.
Yeah, I'm I've got AIDS
Report report the guys can use I've got AIDS. I've got AIDS
You know what's weird is I was full health, but it says he did 17 damage to me and killed me that way
It's like he has one fact bad on record, but it was long ago long shit. Wait. Is he reformed?
Oh, yeah, she might be for those three thousand two in a deal
Oh, the guy skedouche is a streamer, by the way.
Oh, he killed me like four times a day.
Oh, oh, one of those winners.
It's been in rain, it's been in rain.
I'm just inks.
Hmm.
He's from Taiwan.
These wasn't Lin's but fun.
Yeah, these wasn't Lin's but fun.
That's true.
That's a net positive.
it. Alright, that brings me LG, LG. What? That's the last game. Yep, LG. This is the
case of taking a grasp of me. I want burgers. I've never created one. I'm more shy. I'm
more shy. I'm more shy. I'm down. I'm down. I'm so really confused how I died and with
only 70 17 damage to me no one else damaged me except for that guy maybe I
be down for a free kid sure
You can go anywhere, grabby your heart desires.
I honestly hate sheeps that was more than anything else in the world after watching
the peanuts.
Well, it's just something that comes with the territory.
Something that comes with the territory.
There's always, I've got to say, you can't stop a loser.
from being a loser. It's in their nature. That's like telling a dog not to be a dog.
A moose not to be a moose. Let's ride!
You boys ready for a wacky raid?
You boys ready to go wild?
Word good who the hell is this guy
Broke Broke
He's got your good in he's got your good need it. Yeah, we have to descend and we have to send
they're so good so good so good so get up you fuck you fuck you fuck you
wait where's the guys that I killed we're doing pretty good this is going
great oh oh my oh oh my I got a total in it in a terrific day yeah we can be
What? Oh my god, look how it's straight clean.
I'm so heavy. Oh my goodness.
I'm a junky monkey. I'm a junky monkey.
Oh no. There is someone up top.
We gotta get out of here.
I'll hide in the elevator.
I'm putting a trap down over there.
Who's hangin' about?
Or...
Turindays?
It's broken!
Did you- did you got a bobcat?
Dude, no, I didn't.
I'm not even streaming, they don't know!
Yeah, true! Assholes!
That's exactly what a lady with the bobcat would say.
That's a good question.
Oh.
She's trying to fool us.
Things were the kind of thing.
Got him!
Well, let's leave.
That was pretty good.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Yeah, I see that was pretty good.
One more. One more. I'll just run.
I mean, you got good loot.
That was great loot.
Especially for the time spent.
Very efficient.
One more raid.
You be streaming New Year's Day?
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
Most likely.
Are you guys streaming New Year's Day?
Yeah, I'm standing up.
Yeah, no, you got no business.
You gonna be streaming New Year's Day.
Is you streaming New Year's Day?
little celebration watching the ball drop okay wait close his dad as long as
he gets to watch the balls drop every no his mouth I by me
I wish I could say this to my dad, but we don't know where he is!
We don't know where he is!
You know, 20 years ago, you got milk and cigarettes!
Smoke on your dad's cigarette while he gives me his mouth, was he?
I
Smoked on your dad's cigarette while he gives me his mouth you piece of shit
One moment gentlemen one moment
He's short like goop. Oh you're going to speak to you now. Yeah
But this is a good message
Ready? Yeah, we get allowed. I
I
Like watching peanut, but it got held I like watching peanut
That can't watch him when you play with him, and you please stop playing with him
I feel like I've seen this message before you're ruining the experience
Yeah, go see come on. Can you do a group of favor can you do a group of favor?
You're honestly ruining it. You're
Honestly, I'm my mod this guy.
I'll VIP him! VIP that guy right now!
Do I give this guy my social, like my social?
Most likely.
The three magic numbers on the back as well.
You can't forget those.
Oh, is that true?
Yes, yes.
What was the name of your first pet in the city you were born in?
I feel like I've seen this guy before.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe.
There's rock.
of course I only have space rocks if you double fist some voodoo's you could
reach my little boss man it's great to see up brawny James I don't know what
you're talking about Jared I don't know what you're talking about
I should probably buy more of a Gremacian Blanket, man, good, ah, man!
And I should probably buy more of a Blanket, man, good, ah, man!
Ah, let's ride!
EEEEHHHHH!!!
This is a good raid, I can feel it.
I can feel it.
You feel that, the air close to you?
I feel it, Mr. Krabs!
You feel it, now, Mr. Krabs!
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.
How did you get up there already?
Zipline?
I can't know what we got up there.
Zipline, right here.
Down here.
Oh.
Whoa.
What, damn it, now you guys were the other way!
I gotta go back.
Hey, we should just go to the medical research unit.
That's where the gooper's eye.
Oh, that place is the ass.
Oh my god.
Indeed, are you for real?
I couldn't shoot it because you were right next to me.
What do you mean?
Are you for real?
What am I supposed to do?
Shoot it right next to you?
Are you for real?
And then you would be standing in it,
and then you'd have less health?
Are you for real?
Are you from my for real?
No, I'm not.
I'm not for real.
Damn.
Do you remember the for reals they have in the 7-Eleven?
Jeez.
Those are good.
But do they ever have them in the for reals?
Oh, what are they?
Dude, they're like little ice cream things that got in 7-Eleven
and they have a for real machine.
We put it in there and it like mixes it.
Great.
No, yeah.
Delicious.
How's that, Adam?
Delicious.
They have that at like Wawa
Fuck, did you just call me?
You know what Wawa is?
Dude, have you never had Wawa?
I'm not interested in your communist institutions you piece of shit
Dude, you never had Wawa?
No, I've never had Wawa
Chat, yell at him right now
Bungulators yell at him
Wawa?
Yeah, they're all gonna call you stupid and ugly and stupid. I've never heard of wawa in my entire life
I've heard of common go
Hey, you're fucking dad
You
You didn't even form that joke. You just you know is that was rustic that was lazy. Oh my god
There's a whole team of beautiful men
They're chasing me! They're chasing me!
What? How's that guy alive?
Got one, got one! Got two, got two!
Get out of here!
around. Just hanging around up here, you know, the usual.
Who a rat before with all green attachment sublime?
Yeah, what do you say to people calling us alcoholics?
Um, thank you.
Dedication to the game is something that should be revered.
Yeah, honestly.
and honored. Honestly, I think they're just jealous because we have to do it for the love of the game, for the love of the game.
You come up! I'm with that pussy sips on mojitos until he's slightly dingled while we go for the home base.
That's true. Exactly. Pussy couldn't cut it and now he's mad at us.
Classic. Classic blunder. Classic blunder. Classic blunder.
I have no you. I have no you.
You ain't never lied. Nope.
Do you have any healing?
Wait, someone's breaking something behind us.
I have one bandage, Pina.
I will take it.
Thank you, sir.
Let's ride!
Peanut, be careful. I heard someone breaking something over there.
He better be careful.
Look at that right now.
Wait, I can see four.
He better be careful.
He's about to get a little crazy around here.
Dude, what is chasing? There's no way.
I'm not even screaming, and they're telling Peanut what I have.
You got a bobcat?
Dude, no.
You didn't tell us what the hell!
I don't have a bobcat
If that's what I'm saying, coachy, can you believe this lady?
You asshole
If a bobcat just say it
That's what I'm saying
I'm trying to hide the truth
Yeah, what the hell, Genji?
It's there
What? I thought that was key noise
No, I've got a big thing about my sons
The bird peanut he's upstairs. There's some downstairs, too
At that one, I see what she went up top
Me too
Oh
How is that clicker doing
You can talk about this
Peeps and Peeps and Peeps.
ROARS
Fe determine we're getting out of here.
Weaaaa!!!!
I down one cracked one got the other one one shot
I thought he was coming back, that's why I thought that was him.
Would you like to know?
I was looting something when they walked up right next to me.
I was off and doing important team leader business.
one more for my birthday one more I actually get off after this I am so
hungry I could actually I could kill a burger I could kill a cow cut it in half
and eat it such that I am dying I'm starving you chocolate a beer no thank
you let me tell you of the crimes I am going to commit against the water
burger that the door-nastriver brings me after this raid I should be in jail I
should be in jail what about what what about one more shot no no I think I'm
good I think I'm good no I'm not gonna say so no one cares about your birthday
Yeah, thank you, Genji. Someone had to say it.
He?
I'm a obsessed fight.
I'm a little peanut stream student.
Jared, I still have no idea what you're talking about, Jared.
I think you're high.
I'm a obsessed fight.
I like you, Genji.
Okay, I don't...
You know?
I don't feel like I can't...
Peanut!
Ripper shot!
I just did!
All right.
You know, honestly, Genji, don't make me start mansplaining the game to you pal.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't make me start mansplaining the game to you, because I will.
I will.
Top three favorite things to do.
Mansplaining.
Honestly, true.
And slurs out of days.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Fucking your mom.
And no, fucking your mom.
and no fucking your mom
What the hell are we talking about?
What are these cars? What are we talking about?
What are we discussing?
Fucking your mom
Oh, weird
Alright, time to run up, let's get in there
Waaaaaap
Uh
I got an extra point
Are you doing five points in a proficient prior or no? What do you what do you what what is here?
Are you are you going turtle or are you going normal? I?
Don't know what that means man. Okay. Honestly. I want you talking about good you need to go turtle crawl
You need to go this you for who you are you need to go this
Turtling all night shit. I'm gonna take out for the stream is diabolical
Now let's ride!
Wait, there's AI that's shooting at people down below.
What?
Is that a-
Yeah, that is below, isn't it?
He's Mr. Crosby, is this someone?
Oh, he is!
I see- I see we just get to the middle of a research unit.
I've only come from the zip line.
Oh my god, there he is! There he is!
Right here in front of me!
I missed!
Oh my god, they are handsome and sexy.
On the left side, two on the left, I think one on the right.
I'll just-
GOOOOOOOD!
They're screaming peanut.
Oh, they have a shotgun.
I'm dead.
This is where I hear this quarter, what's out?
Oh.
Oh, well, we are died.
The um...
Hey, don't worry! Don't worry!
I'm in key nut!
Don't worry!
Hi, Bambam!
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself.
Yeah, let's head to the counter.
Head to the counter.
Excellent, babe! Excellent, babe!
I cracked all three of them.
I have a fratler, man.
It's pretty much like a fucking stilldown.
I know, same!
I cracked one too, and only have a ratler.
I could have...
Okay, wait.
Three kit, last one.
Three kit?
One more! One more!
One more. Okay, one more, one more. Let's ride.
What was it that you were doing? I was reloading my raptors.
That's a good question. What was Genji doing?
Dude, I cracked one, then I was reloading my gun.
Dude, that gun takes a million years to reload, okay?
That's a hoopla to me.
Remember that 400,000 speed shot? We actually been doing really good tonight.
And then your ass was like, hey, there's a guy right there.
And then I just died there was a guy it was a guy. That was a good calm
Yeah, it was a great calm
If you were a senior citizen, oh
He don't know he don't know he don't know he don't know I'm not a de-slapper now the gt classic
That was a good calm just a little late
What you pay for food I I'm gonna forget yeah yeah it's the last raid I go right yeah I'm
actually gonna I'm gonna destroy these burgers not forgive me Lord forgive me for what I'm
I'm so tired of these burgers.
Now let's ride!
Ohv.
Have I seen me, my rough habit.
Oh.
Have I seen me and my right family?
Dude, are you still doing this? Me and my right family?
Oh, yeah, of course. It's going to be the next show of 2026.
No one is going to watch it. You know that, right?
No one is going to watch it.
It's going to be the number one hit on Netflix.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
No one is going to watch that.
No idea what you're going to...
No idea what you're talking about. No idea.
It's me number one on Netflix pull 2026 it's gonna make with a word we go we go into the
We go into the breach room and sit up top
I'm done that I
Have a pharaoh I
Have a rattler
I have a kettle I lied to you
Liar you got me. You got me. Oh
Thanks
I was hiding my screen after I got it
good work that happened like 10 times
great streamer over here you go ahead
you shut up over there he's walking to use a blast out there
that's blasting my ass congratulations
Oh my gosh. Shut up.
That dies. Wait, what? End game, of course. Hey, I'm in. Yeah, I hope you don't. Yeah,
we have a bow. Yeah. Oh, it is. You're breaking it. It's looking down here. Okay. What are
I don't understand. What is that?
Uh, processor room.
Oh, we've got a tech room?
Yeah.
They're correct.
Damn it.
Nothing in my head.
I can't.
Alright, keep it open.
Let's go up.
Okay.
Let's go up.
Why'd you go to Ritigate?
Score!
Ritigate.
You say?
Rinnigade! Rinnigade!
Great, another Rattler. Just what I wanted.
Oh, perfect.
Wait, I have a friend that-
It's a Christmas Wierd on.
It has 16 as well, too.
He's my guy, Fatten Dab. Can you just give up?
Yeah.
You're holy shit.
You're born that way?
Alright, I give up.
Dude, my guy's actually legitimately Fatten Dab.
fattened up I can't get up anywhere they removed out of something oh my god they
might look like they did oh my god they did they removed it actually it puts
you off because I was why is that a thing and he said that they fixed it
why is that a thing do you're telling me they fix this out of everything and if
Yeah, you can't get up here
It's everything, dude, look at this
You actually can't get up here
Okay, you get pushed off
Are you kidding me?
Is this company for real?
He can't do it no more!
I
Yeah fix this and not see for us good job, but oh
Yeah, I love them up. Oh, how do you do that? How I jumped?
Okay. Oh nice good comps. Oh
They definitely fixed above the door though hundred percent hundred percent you can't do that
You think you did jump but not hit your head on this big last second job
It's just company men
Oh, oh my tingle. This is quite the challenge. I
Guys these guys are so geared by the way. No, I think the challenge is your brain. Oh true. I give up
No, get up. No, I give up. I give up. I give up
One more try
One more try they guys they put down like 10 traps. I give up you jump up right here one more try
One more try oh
God nice nice yeah, yeah
Is this the part you can't shoot down? Oh you can?
Wait, wait, did you jump?
Okay, so wait, you jumped onto that thing first.
Fidgie is simple.
Oh, God. Okay, I'm just asking.
Did you jump on the light or that thing?
Because on my side...
I think I jumped on the light. I have no idea.
Or no, that thing, I mean.
What?
Whatever that thing is.
What?
Did you jump right here in the light, in the light camera, Lucy?
Well, that thing is like hit it. I'm hitting right here. I think I need to like
No, I can't jump late. Okay. Oh, another team. Another team. Another team.
Oh, hey, Gigi. Hey, what are you doing? Dude, it was going to jump on me. Did you see it?
You gotta get up here!
There's no time!
I almost made it!
One died, you see four?
I keep hitting the top right there, now I see why you couldn't get up here!
Okay, shut up!
Wait!
Wait, do we creep on these guys?
Maybe maybe
Actually maybe we do go around
Follow me gang
Oh my god the amount of nades
What the dingles going on down there guys huh
Wait I have a trailblazer
Oh he's got a shield
There's one behind, there's one behind right here.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek.
Okay, well.
Oh my God.
Dude, nice play.
Just wait, wait, don't peek, wait for them to fight.
Let me know names, wait, don't peek.
Lacken.
Oh, Tango's going through the door.
Yep.
First, first, first, first.
See, obviously.
What is this, the one bomb shot down there?
Oh, another one's within the door.
I should go back to the left side, yeah?
Yeah, wait.
They're coming up the stairs right now.
Wait, I instantly.
Got one.
I got two, I think.
Oh.
Oh, there's one more, there's one more, there's one more.
I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
The brunt aids!
FUCK IT!
He's revived!
Ow.
Oh ding oh ding oh!
More, more, more, more, more.
You have only got a renegade one!
They're pushing.
Act one.
Get em!
Oh, I'm dead immediately
How am I instantly dead
Back I'm picking up in him right under right under
Oh, he's killing me.
Oh, my God, you're all dead.
Good work.
And you think you couldn't have done that without the team leader's wisdom and guidance?
I've seen for it.
Don't come up here.
God, we were here.
I'm going to blow you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Give me, give me.
Oh, you could think it, could think it, could think it.
Go dig it, go dig it, come on come on.
No, Goof, get me.
Go dig it, go dig it.
There you go.
Go, go, go.
I have no field.
Little bit of Goof.
Come loose.
Here, here, here.
Goof.
Oh my.
Now we're cooking, we're cooking!
Going around the other way.
100%.
I got a goop, I got a goop.
I need to come in.
Oh god, they just opened the door.
Oh dingle, oh dingle!
It's an amro.
Stand back, I'll handle these hooligans.
Oh my god, they're doing grenades.
Oh my goodness.
Jesus Christ.
I
Brooklyn Brooklyn go ahead
Fuck you fuck you eat the shit out of my ass
Guys, I'm too hungry to play good. I'm too hungry
I'm too hungry to play good. I'm too hungry. I can only think of burgers. I need burgers right now. I cannot I cannot play sufficiently
I cannot play sufficiently
I think your brain is made out of burgers
I'm telling you, I feel drained.
I don't have the sustenance required for excellent gameplay.
I don't care about excellent gameplay right now, okay?
Honestly, I don't think anyone
who goes to your screen for excellent gameplay.
Yes they do, yes they do.
Not one person who's here.
I know half of them are here
because they wanna have sex with me
and the other half are here for excellent gameplay.
No, no one is here for excellent gameplay.
Guys, type one if you're here to have sex with me
And two if you hear fractionate gameplay
One one this type one chap
See a couple twos though, I see a couple twos. Hey, you see one two out of ten thousand
Well, it's not my fault. I'm sexy Clonksy. It's not my fault. I'm sexy and hot
I'm so hungry I'm so hungry. Yeah, LG LG. We'll play tomorrow. We'll play tomorrow on Saturday. I'm too hungry. I'm too hungry. I gotta get off. I gotta order some burgers.
GG boys. Good play on your job. Good play on your job. GG. GG.
Good parents job and good parents job.
Giddy, giddy, giddy.
Fonga ladies, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
Who makes you reclusive?
I'm one of one good man, good man.
Good lad, be do good lad, be do good lad.
Have a silly little night, gentlemen.
Full of silly little dreams.
Perhaps. Perhaps.
As well as silly, unlit-le things, per-tance, per-maybe.
If you ever so...
Desire.
Uh, uh...
Uh...
Oh! Good night, good night, good night!
Good night!
Get out!
I'm gonna go take a wet poop and eat a-