you
You
Let's go! Let's go!
A beautiful night tonight, gentlemen. A beautiful night tonight. Not a cloud as far as the eye
can see how are you buggy ladies doing on this fine maybe mid-monday gentlemen
oh it's your birthday oh happy birthday open is whimsical and full of
magical activators lag already fucked you were not bringing that in for the
third week in a row I'm not lagging shut up I'm doing the
I don't even know if I have an outfit actually.
Fuck.
Do I have an outfit?
Bad buddy.
Oh, I saw that guy you were talking about last week.
I saw that guy, he did the fucking football song.
Didn't understand any of it.
I don't speak fucking Spanish, but he looked like he was having fun.
I
Use having a merry old time so you know I
Mean so I saw that guy I saw that guy that you guys were talking about last week
Oh, I why we know I actually do have an outfit. I we're doing
Well, um, they did shit. How do I say this?
We hold up give me a second. Let me think for a second. Uh, we're doing
Wait, wait, WAIT!
We're doing like, you know how like, um...
You know, like Supreme takes away clothes or something and then puts like new clothes up there or whatever the shit?
I think we're doing something like that. I don't know.
My company that's doing my merch pits me a new set of merch, but they're like, we should take down the old stuff.
I was like alright, I guess so so just let you guys know that the website with that has all the peanut birds
Some of it's going away. I kind of forgot to ask which ones are going away. I'm not gonna
I need some of them are going away
And then this new ones coming up in like Friday or something just FYI and just FYI just let you guys know that
So if you had something some eye candy had your eye on just let you know somebody's just gonna go away
That was the announcement and then tonight tonight. We will be playing watch. I don't know who would play with
I know we're playing with Mr. Drac. Dude, let me tell you.
Drac is a new guy that I had not played with too many times before.
I've played with him two or three times.
That guy's a cool guy. That guy's a cool...
I like that guy. I like that guy.
Um, I like that guy. I like that guy.
And the second person I was hoping to play with was Jinji,
but I'm not getting a response to her.
Uh, I'm actually not getting a response from anyone, actually.
Um, uh, well, not really not a response, but...
Coke she's not on tonight officers not on hutch is not on Nick Merck's is not on
Is today like a national holiday am I forgetting something is it is it is it bad bunny day?
What's going why is it why is nobody on I?
Dracked the code yeah, what that's what we're gonna play with mr. Duck well not right now
I'm gonna play some oh wait. He just text me we see what Jackson he just text me goes eating quick, and I'm on I'm gonna say sounds
Good mr. Slime. Okay, so he'll be on he'll be on soon the second friend of question
Well, okay, he'll be on soon. He'll be on soon. We'll do some
We'll do some souls. I was gonna get mr. Summit, but he's already playing with a team and then a teeth who's already playing with a guy, too
Yes, we're kind of we're just gonna run some solos and then grab mr. Dragon then hopefully Jinzy hops on but who knows we'll figure it out
We'll fucking wing it guys. That's why I love Mondays, dude. Mondays honestly are possibly my favorite day of the week
It's so much trailer. You don't get a bunch of fucking
Zesty hooligans that think their word is like
Made of gold coming on Saturday giving us opinions that I wouldn't poop in a toilet
It's it's the worst. I'm telling you Saturdays. Oh my goodness. Oh everybody and their moms
I'll go let me tell you what I think about this. Let me tell you what I think about this. I don't care
No one cares. No, I'm let me be the first to say I think I can speak for everyone
No one cares Mondays are the best. It's only us bogulators in here none of the fucking
Pieces of shit. It's the best. It's the best. It's the best. It's way more chill
It's way am I right am I right am I right? It's way much. Yeah, it's way much. Yeah, no, we're not getting WPK
We're not getting the game getting dragon to G. No, that's too quick. So do a quick wall. I was too quick. Well, let's ride boys
Let us ride. Let us ride
No, we're not getting WPK, oh
I know I was gonna read that but then it went away too fast. I have my bottom type in too fast
Can you spam whenever you said hideout? I can't understand what you said
the SpongeBob movie.
It's a great movie, the classic of our time.
Mail, we don't mail.
I've got mail.
Let me take a little peek.
Holy shit.
shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Are you seeing that? Are you seeing that? That's one, two,
three, three bobcat fours. No way. No way. What are you saying? No way. Three bobcat
fours? Oh, the two grenades? Two Snap Hooks? I don't know why I had two kettle fours. I don't
remember bringing that into a raid. I don't know. Actually, at any point I've ever brought two kettle
fours into a raid. That actually doesn't make any sense at all. But I will take it! I will take it!
Do me that. I will take the Bobcat. Actually, I probably can't redeem all these at the same time.
Oh, yeah, I'm already full. I'm already full. We'll have to wait. We'll have to wait on that one.
But we'll keep, remind me though, don't let me forget those.
Don't let me forget those.
We probably need to redeem all those by,
shit.
Does anybody know how long it takes
before they disappear?
I kind of forget.
I don't think they've ever officially released it.
Does anybody know how long till they go away?
It's like a week or something, right?
30 seconds.
Ah!
Seven days, that's what I think.
I think it's seven days.
I think so.
Hmm two weeks two hours
30 minutes 24 I think it's a week. I'm pretty sure it's a week dude. Don't let me forget don't let me forget don't let me forget
Okay, I just received it
Thank you for the streaming schedule you have I worked 16 hours a day running a sweet stripper for a paving crew coming home and watching you
Goop is the highlight of my night
16 hours form a union and sue your company. What are you talking about 16 hours?
And only leaves eight what when do you sleep if you come over and watch the stream?
What the hell? What the hell?
Well, I mean he got they said, oh, no, I bet I bet you get paid though. I bet you get paid
I don't even know what street sweeper for a pavement crew even fucking means. I buddy's getting paid
That's a hard worker right there. That's a hard worker as hard as being a streamer of course, but yeah
It's okay easy. I'd say actually move too easy actually
Hi, let's proceed let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Hmm, uh, oh, oh, oh, 60 hours of work, that's like work, yeah, pfft, pfft, pfft, I work
25 hours a day, you got some pants, you got some pants, are we drinking?
Of course we're drinking, Cozy, actually it reminds me, first sip of the week, can't
it join me gentlemen, hehehehehe, oh yeah, you hear that, I know you hear that, Cozy
got a chub that gives you a half chub. Absolutely divide. Absolutely divide. That reminds me
actually I saw a comment on a post from the official Twitch account on Twitter today,
which they always make official posts for their top view mining streamers. And it was
a guy going I watch Bert or I watch Bert Pia, but he just stopped talking about dicks so
a bunch, I hate it, or something like that, you know, uh, shut up, pussy dick and poop
jokes are the pinnacle, they're the best, let's ride!
Oh, people already dying?
Oh, we're late! We're very late!
I bet you whoever killed those two...
Excuse me, whoever killed those two Rufians...
That's all the group from all the characters.
Only a true warrior can survive that long!
In these wastelands in the Rust Belt!
540p quality, I don't even know if that's a...
No, that's a- that's not even a-
I- that's not even a quality, dumbass!
What are you- are you watching this on a-
submarine sonar television?
Shut up!
I'm trying to focus!
Hmm...
That's windy today.
Very windy.
Oh, they're trying to get away with the goop!
Look at the first victim of the week
I can't see you bastard. It's 15 the week
Where are you bastard, you're all you bastard show yourself bastard
Be one
No, I'm gonna see my son
George!
Get back here with my goop bastard!
That is my goop! That is my goop!
Oh shit, what the hell?
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
Run!
Shoot the other guy, jackass!
Go, go, go!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid, on a mere warmup raid.
Doesn't matter.
A mere warmup raid.
Now it is really time to get down to business.
Really time to start the week outright.
Thank God we got that warmup raid out of the way quick.
I just don't want to waste too much time on him.
Don't wanna waste too much time on the war months.
Now it's really time to get down to the degree.
This is when it really begins.
Get a little bit more goop.
One moment gang.
I got a promotion at my job and I dedicated
to you think to be the teammate at any time
but since he's at any time.
Condition the game.
Let me get a little bit of this.
I said no, I won't waste a Riddigeach yet.
We'll wait till we have teammates
we can throw in front of the enemy fire.
By Ruby, it's our gun.
Just in case the natives get restless out there.
But if that, I don't even think three of these,
just in case things get a little crazy.
And fire with those.
Those.
We need a blue seal.
Then we ride.
Time to sell Bobcats.
NUMBER!
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Uh, we want Clogsy.
He- I tried inviting Clogsy, alright?
He told me he wants to spend the whole night drinking and gambling.
He- he hates us.
He hates us.
That's why he's not coming.
He hates us.
That's what he said to his text message.
Mmm...
Oh, you forgot Fint.
Fuck Fint.
I don't need to lean or yell at pregnant women.
Now, let's RIDE!
I
You see DJ P. Oh, uh, don't remind me. Did you see
Oh shit, I'm gonna fuck up his name and look like an asshole
So, mmmm, Kai Wachae?
Kai Wachae, is that right, can I get the right?
Kai Wachae?
Take a turn right, take a turn right.
Oh, see, let's go.
You see Kai Wachae, he was putting us up on the big speed at a place called the Thunderdome,
which I know what it was, but apparently it's a big thing in EDM.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know what EDM conscious are? You guys know what that is?
It's about, you know, the ladies without fathers go there and they've got like
neon chocolate and all over them and skirts that shouldn't be legal. Yeah,
you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah,
you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I've never been to one myself, but they seem like they'll
having a great time. Well I'm assuming all of them are drugs but how you know
they're still in a great time and that's what matters most that's what matters
most. Having a good time, having a jolly time. That's part in number one.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
DM is the best. Yeah I always thought that only European people listen to it in the
dance clubs and they go boots and cats and boots and cats but apparently it's
with a big old crazy here in the Thunderdome. The Thunderdome isn't that big
circle that they play videos on right but they put the smiley face on it that's
not that. That's not that. Is it that? No that's not that. Is it that? No that's not that.
What is that? That's the sphere. The creative name. They cook that one up.
Oh, she's something cook that one up.
She's this fear.
Wow.
They must have really worked on on that one.
Big meeting over the name on that one.
Well, just put their heads together.
Genius, genius.
Take that, Hooligan.
Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
We're not this time fool!
Gotcha!
Oh
Here we go
She's weak. She's weak
She first you boys Steve is right
Yes, hello gay
I would love a rubber duck. Yes. That's his name by the way. That's his name. Oh
Hello
Thank you good sir. Oh, oh you've blessed me you've blessed me
Okay, oh, thank you. Oh, you've blessed me. Oh, oh, thank you. Good. So you've blessed me a thousand times
times. Are you? I, I, oh, thank you, good sir. You've blessed me a thousand times. You've
blessed me a thousand times. Oh, thank you, good sir. You've, you've blessed me. Oh,
thank you, good, thank you, good sir. You've, I think you could say. You've, I think you
Cooper you have blessed me a thousand times I think you could okay all right
here all right did you did you cheat to get these ducks this is a lot of ducks
mr. peanut we need to get something patched there's a new meadow what's
what what is it okay okay you're gonna take those two ducks okay you're gonna
Empty out your quick use slots. Okay items in your inventory. All right
Put the two dots in your first slot. Oh
Okay
Now you're going to split the two dots. So split them. They don't wait everybody saying I can't do this
They say it not to do it. Mr. Peanut. It is a broken feature and I'm bringing awareness to the future
So you can throw a limit of ducks whenever you do
But you should definitely contact somebody because it's kind of oh, okay
I will I will tell someone but I said to do it myself
I but I would tell I would I would tell someone once I get off stream tonight
Okay, well hold up of course for the price of 15 ducks
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir!
Thank you, we can definitely show this to the people who live here.
Thank you, good sir!
I think we can get this group of three million dollars on this way.
Thank you, good sir! You have blessed me! You have blessed me!
Why, if you bless us, we bless us every year, and we can't.
Oh, thank you, good sir. This should suffice. I don't want too many ducks. This should suffice.
Thank you for the ducks, good sir!
But what if I am offended that you do not treat my daughter?
hmmmmmmmm
well too bad
hmmmmmmmm
alright see you later now
I'll just take these
you don't look like you need those ones
hahahaha
how we doin, whatcha doin?
alright see you later now
have a good one
alrighty
things are going pretty gooood
things are going pretty good so far
uh
She's gonna do a dog to me. Oh, free dog free dog. Let's go
Score this is going pretty good auto be gang. Oh
My goodness
Hi
Oh.
What the hell?
Get outta here!
I'm taking this dog and I'm leaving!
Ha ha ha!
A goop has gotta throw a goop.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Uh.
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
You say you must die!
You must die!
You must die you must die now
Good good bye duck man, I would tell someone
Oh
I'll be taking those
I'll be taking these as well. I could do like you do guys. We keep these you think we can get a man I
I have $500,000 worth of ducks.
What if we keep him as evidence that he was cheating?
Evidence.
And then sell it to Mr. Seide, the investigator.
Keep him so we can watch you get banned.
All right, sounds good.
Thank you, Mr. Chair.
Thank you, I doubt it.
Thank you, Mr. Chair.
Ah, we'll wing it, we'll wing it.
We'll wing it.
Follow me, crew.
Hmm...
Is there...
Oh, there's only 12 minutes left.
Is there any people?
Oh, freeload!
Oh...
No goop there.
What that thing grew?
Oh, is it the last guy in this raid?
Hello?
Oh, Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!
Ah!
It's not dead!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness! No!
Yes sir, sir, listen to me, listen to me, sir, listen to me before you come here.
Listen, I'm so important to you, I'm so important to you.
Listen to me, listen to me.
I have 15 familiar ducks in my butthole.
They are yours if you remind me.
What?
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
I have to get this evidence back to base.
I'm coming.
Hello, good sir.
Thank you good sir. Thank you and a duck for your troubles
You're a good man you earn that
All right, let's
Even come over here come with us
Follow me dang it
I was trying to keep you
Sure, yes, yes, I appreciate your generosity can show you a very good man in the fine warrior a man of great steel
Don't you win my stand back I will handle the spider take that even
Take that even
Get out of here!
Get out of here, boys! Get out of here!
Ah!
Ahhhhh!
Don't worry, boys!
Not too shabby, not too shabby!
Boys, listen to me.
I think I found a duck wizard this raid.
He gave me 45 ducks!
You think if I keep them all be banned?
Are they irregular ducks?
They're familiar ducks!
The ones that were 7,000 each!
Oh, man, you need the money, right?
So, that's good for you.
You broke. You broke.
You broke, ass peanuts.
Oh, that wasn't very necessary, young man.
All right, I don't keep them Godspeed, boys! Godspeed!
That wasn't very nice at all.
Oh! Oh!
Daiswow could have happened to anyone
Excellent raid!
Guys- guys seriously though
Do we- do we keep these dogs?
I-
Do we keep these dogs?
Do we sell these?
I-
Mmmmm
What if I-
Okay, wait, hold on
What if I sell them and at the same time
Catch somebody
That way it gets fixed. That way we do one good thing and one evil thing and then it
bounces out. What 50-50, 50-50. Okay, that's what we'll do. That would do one good thing
And one evil thing
One moment one moment gang could get bad
I said I don't know guys. I don't know it's also cheating and I like getting my stuff out the mud
That's what makes it cool when you have stuff out the mud
You're talking about you're talking about
That's like when those guys that get born into oil money, they look sad all the time.
It doesn't mean nothing.
Will this mean anything to us?
I don't think so.
I think I don't think so.
I don't think we'll feel good about ourselves.
I don't think so.
We'll just sell one stack.
And we'll give the rest away.
We'll sell just one stack.
And we'll give the rest away.
That's what we'll do.
That's the right thing to do.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's what Johnny Appleseed would have done.
Or whatever they said.
Hmmm...
Uh, did you repair this?
Oh, I can't.
Recycle that.
Repair this.
An extra stack of medium ammo.
I could do!
Uh, why is the screen bo-
It's a hologram, dumbass!
It's time to detain this old man!
Hmmm...
and then we'll and then we'll get 40 more of that like you do and then okay
we'll give these back we'll give these to someone else well and then we'll get
and then we'll get someone else bad that's worth even more than Goop itself
Well, who got that then we ride
What is fucking here? Oh my god, it is hot as fucking here big fan from Iraq
back.
Well, enjoy the street while you can.
Ah, that's right.
That goes for everybody.
You know, live large while you can, everybody.
We have these oppressive moments in our lives.
You live to the fullest at all times is what I was trying to say by that.
Live to the fullest at all times, no matter what hilarious situation you are in.
That's the message I was trying to send there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, let us proceed.
Let us proceed.
Let us embark on this journey.
Perhaps a couple more shield recharges.
Here we are.
A little bit of fin for Mr. Chicken.
Here we go.
you
Oh, another one!
This could be next good kitchen boys. Oh my goodness.
Fuck you!
Oh my god, it's the burp fucking Tina.
No, no shot!
No, I'm no I faking it
I'm a fall I'm a fake I'm a funny
No, no, no if I kill you it will be an epic battle
Give me everything you got
Hold nothing back you want to this come get it. Oh
Oh, what the?
Yes, do you play with Thursday?
You get out of here. I'm having a conversation with this guy over here. You get out of here. Scram! Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here, you! Get out of here! Get out of here! Scram!
Scram!
Before we PVP, can I get a picture?
Sure, absolutely, absolutely.
I'm seriously, my brother and I are fucking huge fans.
Holy shit, absolutely, absolutely.
Smile makes you smile.
Who's taking the picture?
Who's taking it?
Hey dude, take a picture.
You ready?
Oh, I'm ready.
Yes.
Smile.
Oh!
Take that, hooligan!
Take this!
Move the end!
You shot the scape!
Caliwacker!
Who the hell is this guy?
There's another guy up here!
Die!
Oh, oh shit, you're the same guy.
You should have said something.
I thought you were just some random guy. I know you were the same guy from before
Can I kill that one
I say we revive this one and kill that one
Everybody good with that everybody good with that
Die, you piece of shit! Die!
I call the goop.
Oh, he was dumb and poor.
Unfortunate.
We should charge into the bunker.
I believe...
I watched so many videos of people beating you,
and I was like, there's no way, dude.
Here are you fucking art. That is so nuts.
Yes?
I watch all your videos, bro.
What the fuck?
All right, follow me brothers to the bunker
Okay, all right. Oh, thank you. Good. They did not know that was actually here. It's 15 dogs
Just be you on the house
Let's ride
Follow me gang
These are amigos now a hearty clue
It should dominate the wastelands!
No we're not from there we're gonna kill you!
Kill that one! Kill that one! Kill that one!
Kill that one! Where's he at? Kill that one! There he is! Kill him!
Don't you worry sir. I've got you. Puppetbees can take care of you.
kill that man right now oh shit
fuck you fuck you fuck you
no we're going oh wait wrong guy sorry my
Get up soldier quickly get up jump shot 360 no scope jump shot 360 no scope jump shot 360 no scope
jump shot 360 no scope
God yeah
What take us coming in on the horizon stay back demons
Amigo! Amigo!
Charge!
Take this, movie-ender! How do you like that to me and my-
and my arm-braze here?
Boy is empty every last bullet and you got into this man right now
You're a fine soldier you're a fine man
I
Yeah, let's see if he has a deep in
Must have been adverse to his reactions, he must be allergic to it
You're a good man.
Oh, you had a wallpack on him.
Score!
Hey, I got a minute for you.
Oh, really?
Here you go.
Thank you, good job.
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
You ever do the guys in the elevator?
I don't think we did, no?
Okay, I'll take this one, you boys take the other one.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'll say it was a bomb, only a total of one.
That's okay.
You take this.
This one's suffice.
15 more docks.
That is right, that is right.
I found them on a cheetah last raid and I cannot sell them it is against my
moral compass by the transitive property they are no longer cheetah
They are my dogs.
Should we kill that one?
That boy just got a free kill!
We need one of those! That's exactly what we're looking for! Kill him!
I think it's mine now, but he
Got down
They don't make it go all right boys
As you wish as you wish let's leave
Guys are fucking freaks. You got some they're gonna be they kill em
Follow me gang
Pretty nice it's gonna look pretty nice on our wall boys
Quickly make his crew quickly
me. A little bit of thin. Maybe the BDSM is feet stuff like Nick Merck's. Occupus tentacles
like that close fella. I know that guy's a freak. That man has heard sounds. He lives
next to him. Squishy sounds, inhumane sounds coming from his house in round three or four
the morning. Specifically, he's heard, I don't know what it means, but Konichiwa, Konichiwa,
coming from Konchi's house at three or four in the morning, he's told me, he's told me.
Yes, yes. All right, are you sure this is what you require?
here
yes
alrighty then
you as well
good job
god speed on all of your
ventures
god speed on all of your ventures
oh shit
i'm gonna die with you
Stay back demon!
Good thing up!
Oh, chase you, chase you!
Die!
God speed, God speed!
No way he just fucking took my extract.
Are we serious are we serious?
Show your self Stevens
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you eat my shitty my poopy my shitty my poopy my shit
die die die die die die
Die die die die die die die die die
yesssss
All right everybody get the extract
You're the goat king
You're a good man, are you enjoying some harm?
Who the hell is that guy?
You're a good man. You're a good man. Everybody get the extract. Come on, boys. Everybody
oh, send the extract quickly, boys. Quickly get the extract. Come, come, come, come. Get
it here, boys. Get it here. Godspeed, boys. Godspeed. And I love you, and I'm gonna send
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
See, this is why we can't play solo, boys. This is why we can't play solo.
I would feel like a piece of shit killing any of those guys.
But good thing, Drak just arrived!
Let me grab him! One second!
Mr. Drak, welcome in!
Mr. Peter!
How are you on this fine midi main Monday?
Amazing how are you? How are you, Rage?
Absolutely delightful. Absolutely delightful many many fine warriors out
then tonight. Let me tell you let me ask you. Let me ask you. You're a cheater!
That was actually what I was about to ask you. Let me ask you a personal question.
Let's just say theoretically. It's all theoretical by the way. Hypothetical
of course, theoretically. Hypothetically of course, theoretically.
If a cheater gave you 45 ducks, theoretically of course it's never happened.
Theoretically, hypothetically, of course, theoretically. If a cheater gave you 45
Docks theoretically of course would you theoretically hypothetically in this theoretical situation sell those docks theoretically hypothetically that you've got theoretically from the cheater
For a profit of five hundred thousand theoretical dollars in this theoretical scenario
Well considering the fact that you have eight dollars. Yes, you should sell them
thoughts
theoretically of course theoretically of course theoretically of course
Okay, well I gave most of the way, but I was sell the nine that I have left over
Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. Oh shit. I just realized we left that Bobcat. Oh my god
I completely forgot about that
Damn it!
That's okay. That's okay. We have the ducks
We sell this
Holy shit
We'll see that stage of four that's three pigs in one blue
That thing's packing. I'm gonna bring that I'm gonna bring that I'm gonna bring that
Oh, yeah, by the way, I don't want to say this out loud to 150,000 people, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
Um, I've heard, okay, and now that the duck thing just happened to me in front of my very eyes,
Ploxy told me that I shouldn't even play tonight, because there's a way to duplicate infinite trigger grenades,
and now I'm starting to believe him with the duck thing I got thrown 25 maids
today at my face 25 now here's the question do we do it one time just for
shits and giggles I'm gonna get banned you you're like Thanos I'm like one of
the extras that got pulverized.
I didn't get paid.
No, you're Iron Man.
You're like, Iron Man, he died.
Yeah, he died.
OK, I'll take it.
What do you want to die?
What if you do it just one time?
What if I do it and you just look sexy?
Next to me.
OK, OK, do you know how to do it?
No.
OK, so you put it in the first slot.
Wait, actually, I should text it to me.
I'm not trying to announce this text to me.
Okay. Thanks Jimmy. I do not want to announce how you do this.
I'm going to send you the video that hit the group chat.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
We won't use it on anyone. I just want to see a ton of bombs.
You can do in the fire range.
Oh, okay, I'll just do the fire range then.
Okay, I'll do the fire range.
Sorry, hairball.
Hairball, jeez.
He's got some food.
Here we go.
Thank you, good shirt.
Okay, I'm gonna watch this on my phone.
Let me take a little pee pee in.
Oh
I should take any of this.
I gotta do that.
Hold up, wait.
Oh
Holy shit, holy shit. Oh my god, that is how easy it is Jesus Christ
G Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
It's finished its launch. Oh perfect. What does he like?
That's great even on Christmas break. So it's hard to catch it without Christmas break
Let me test it out in the shooting range real quick, and then we'll hop into a game
There we go
We'll use this
Your chance to see you do it. No, I'll hide my screen while I do the preliminary phase and then what I'm throwing it
I'll hide the screen. Yeah
You're so smart.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, get a little bit of something, something.
Uh, let me see here.
Uh, uh, almost ready, almost ready.
Here we go.
And a little bit of shuckin' in for Mr. Chicken.
Oh, no, we're just buying from this kind lady here.
Oh, I have no space perfect perfect. That's what you like to see
Hey self that and sell these bad boys
Here we go
And dirty five of that I can do
Okay
All right, okay
All right
Does it work with deadlines too?
No, okay, okay, uh, let me let me grab something real quick
All right, all right stand by stand
Hi, Bobby
We just go take a little peep. Let me go take a little peep little peep
Deadlines don't stack. Oh, gosh, you got you. Okay. Okay. I've got you. I just want to take it. I just want to eat quick peep
I just want to take a quick peep. I'm not gonna show how you do it. I just want to take a quick peep
All right
Yeah, I'm gonna hide my screen
Hiding my screen
Now
I forgot how to do it.
It's really, really easy.
I forgot how to do it.
Let me watch it one more time.
Okay, okay, I got it, okay I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it behind my screen.
Right.
Right?
Okay, now it should be activated
Holy fuck it's dead
Yeah
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy crap.
No way, no way, no way, no way, the water's fine, look at that, new tag, new tag, new tag.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna blow all the blood.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, all right, well, all righty then,
all righty then, okay, all right, well, well, let's be solved, let's be solved, you know,
we could.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, give me out here for just a second, give me out for just a
second here hold on now hold on now now using this glitch okay against other
players is wrong bad no not the not the do not do that right everybody's on the
same page we don't say page but the major doesn't have a soul so let me cook
Let me cook! Let me cook! Let me cook!
The major cast has no soul!
Alright?
Okay, alright!
Uh, so...
So...
We could perhaps...
Maybe we'd be a little zesty.
Okay.
Uh, what do you think, Dr.D? We should do that or not?
I think I'm fucking dead.
And we haven't even done it yet.
Oh, god!
Let us proceed! Let us proceed!
That's proceed
Imagine how many fire burgers you could throw
You know I'm telling you half of me is like oh my god like I you know I shouldn't be doing this cuz you know
It'd be like whatever, but I have me this would be so fun to just fucking do I mean
Obviously we're digs if you do it to people, but imagine we just do this to robots stuff. That sounds so fun
It's probably gonna be here for one day anyways. I don't I don't know I'm torn
I'm torn I'm torn is one one-handed see brother other had to be fucking cool
You're cool
Who we get let's just play a regular rain first and then we'll think about it. We'll think about it
I'm choosing it's you say
You just clap oh, you're my butt cheeks. Sorry to startle you. I mean startle you apologize
Yeah, but what about me? Thank you. Good Sarah. Do you smell the food? She's gonna eat a crunches
And the two chalupas I had
Is that
That big cheese? Oh a little big cheese. I like to keep someone there at all times. He's like it's parent in the woods or something
All right
Yeah
All right
you if you decide to go anywhere near and always keep a close eye on her children.
Ehhhhh!
DRIVE!
I got you Dr. Turey!
Oh thank god.
Oh wait, this clique is already dead.
We're cool.
Yeah we're late.
We're super late.
Oh we are late, we are late.
Okay we got ya.
We got ya.
Alright I didn't happen to bring two.
I got an aid.
By the way.
I can't do it because I won't control it.
It's the only PC I can do it.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, we can get a controller races. Oh take us up on the hill. I hear two
players on CT players. Could that be in the book? I think we're gonna be a little bit slow.
slow. Come come come come come.
Oh. Think you can turn.
Hey, go go go!
That might be two fights happening.
We're in the bunker and we're right here.
Oh yeah, I think it's inside the extract.
Oh, yeah.
Oh it is it is! Go go go go!
Ah!
Don't worry you're saved! You're saved!
Oh, I'm getting immediately.
Well, that went...
Hold on my god. Hold on now sir before you do that. I've got something important. Okay
We
Yeah, yep.
Yep.
One, two, three.
Hey, excellent rain.
Goodluck man, excellent rain.
What do you think happened right there?
There was a guy in your lap that we both ignored.
Hmm.
Oh
What about this guy
Loser boy with multiple game bands on record. Oh, I
Namefix the bill so I'm gonna I'm gonna assume something mystical was going on there
They're a little easier for you. Let me do that as well. What's the name of this guy sit out or something?
Yeah, that's who's cousin. Oh, there he is. Okay, but we get our group back. Don't worry. Are you I'm coming in massive
I'm coming in maxed out. It's time to get a good red good red right here. I'm cat of four. Oh
God, I mean business
Here we go perfect
Then, grab one of these bad boys, that one,
and then a little bit of medium ammo
from Mission Chicken by to do.
Yeah, I know I've got the mail, I know I've got the mail.
We're using the mail bomb cat that we got from last time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, if it isn't my regular, you know what you're doing.
I'm telling you Mr. Shidey, what's that sauce with us?
I know it, I know it!
I'm sorry, we're just zoning out.
Little bit of glue.
We'll get something from Mr. Shidey again.
There we go, a little bit of that, a little bit of this, and we'll get some dynamo.
Here we go
Okay, good to go
He gets right
I'm sure it's not I'm gonna go super dubious. Yes, right here
16 hour days as well working at an inside neology research center drive our
One-way come home. Eat my six kids mind you. I'm the only in the mail
I'm all on the only mail in the house cook them dinner while watching you do rock-kink peanut. Let's ride
16 hour work days are six kids
Rap that thing up, sir!
Arrrrrrraaaad!
Jesus Christ!
Life's a goddamn gumball machine.
With a quarter head poop on a baby.
All right, let's ride boys. Let's ride
God speed sure God speed
Are you ready mr. Jack for a great raid absolutely
Excellented sprinting
Yep, fat. Mmm. Yeah, I'm not five feet. I'm really about one divvied leaders. I don't dive more than one time
Okay
Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm going to fuck you so hard later.
How the fuck?
We're going to get back from the war.
What do you mean?
Well, we got to make it back though.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's a little quiet out here in this forest.
It's a little frustrated.
Mm.
And see we get to group tower at once.
Absolutely.
Post up next to that stairwell and wait there for goopers to run my
No
Okay, Terry is pissed in in lobby. That's got you. I don't know how you guys are nimble. I can't get up this rock
Come on fat ass. Oh my god. We got a guy. Thank you
I'm gonna be more fidgeting all of it.
Good teamwork, good teamwork.
The clay can never show a chance.
It's looking back towards the middle.
I assume you just run up under it. I don't think you can see us.
Okay.
We can't go right here.
Let me throw my hacks on actually.
Hacks for all of it.
Let's go up here and sneak up on him.
Stay fast.
Stay vigilant.
Come on, Bobcat.
I think you're under the two zippolines.
I
Don't you worry, I won't try.
I won't try, I got you.
Oh, oh.
Oh, we're in danger Jack, don't you worry.
I'll revenge you, Jack, don't you worry!
Jack!
I don't feel so good.
Steve, watch your voice.
Who's taking me from the outside?
I'll wait till they're fighting and then I'll start blasting.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
The hell?
what the hell what the hell is going I thought this was damn battlegrounds not
the pan fuck is going on out there you hear that Jesus Christ oh fuck oh shit
Am I in Chicago say say guys guys guys oh thank you good sir thank you
good sir you're a good man a very good man yes hello sir thank you boys thank
you boys listen let us proceed let us proceed it fuck you guys fuck you eat
my shit fuck you I have new friends
Oh
We got the right to the right
You see
I'm right here right here. There's two of this edge. Watch it. They're actually magic right here right here
You fuck you fuck you fuck you
I'm going in I'm going in
Thank you good sir thank you good sir oh thanks for not that
Oh
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Oh, thanks for nothing
Make haste make haste go go. Oh, sir. Don't kill me. I'm cool or whatever. All right. See you later guys. Oh
Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, sir. Oh, it's gonna squeeze right by excuse me, sir
Really?
I THINK you good chair!
Thank you my good chair!
LET'S GO!
Alright!
Obviously, you later.
I'm gonna leave now.
Uh, Drag.
He's dead though.
Who's that guy?
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
They're evil, they're evil!
Oh
Thank you good you think you could share
All things considered like this one pretty good
No, this is amazing.
This is going pretty good.
All right, boys.
Thank you for your assistance.
I'm skedaddling.
Godspeed on all of your ventures.
Never give up on your dreams
or whatever the sin.
No, I ain't not goofed up.
I only have a Vindity to 4
and a Stitch to 4.
I've seen you lie once
so many times about this.
I need you to tell me
I need you to tell Nick Burks to stop cheating.
Cause I shit on him at God, though at Morso days, and he used to cheat all the time.
I can't tell him not to cheat, but he says it's ingrained in his bones.
He won't stop cheating.
Just between you and me, don't tell nobody, but he DMed me.
He said, I was actually cheating in the Twitter clip,
but I'm trying to play it off like I wasn't.
And the reason he deleted his VOD that day,
he tells everyone it's because he leaked his phone number,
but he told me it's because he was actually cheating,
and you don't want the bottom there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I see it.
Yeah, keep that between you and me, you and me, you and me.
All right, see you later, now.
Follow me, Drew.
All right.
Hey, Ryan, you want an extra?
What?
I'll leave.
I'm over here.
I'm leaving.
Don't you worry, Jack.
I'm on the way out.
I don't feel so good.
That's OK.
We'll get you.
up we'll get you back in bed in no time.
I'm losing everything I love.
That's okay your team leader is safe and that is what is most important.
Okay.
I'll never forget that, never forget that way.
Alamo.
What's that?
9-11.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do they both have the same slogan?
We guys do the Alamo and wait.
Do the Alamo and 9-11 will say never again.
We guys through the Alamo and wait.
Through the Alamo and 9-11, Volsade ever forget?
Because is that the same slogan?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Remember versus never forget.
Oh, it's never forget the Alamo.
Remember 9-11.
I think.
No, no, remember the Alamo.
Never forget 9-eleven. That's what it is. That's what it is.
Oh.
Oh, hold on. No need to do that, sir.
Oh, he's doing the trick and has unlimited bombs. All right.
Sir, sir.
Sir, no need to do that. No need. I bought a humble traveler from distant lands.
Yo, peanut, peanut, what's this, sir? Can you, hold on. Can you, can you just watch this on your streams without victim?
Oh, what is going on? I've never seen that before ever.
What? I've never seen it before ever. What?
What? I've never seen that before ever.
Well, alright. I want to see you guys later now.
God speed, God speed.
Oh my god.
Excellent raid, excellent raid.
That was a close one.
Yeah, okay, I'm honestly kind of worried about tonight.
I know we haven't really ran into anyone doing that except for those guys,
but I feel like as the night progresses, it's going to get more and more common.
Holy shit.
That's it, I'm making a rule. If it happens to me three times in a row, I'm doing it back.
I'm making a new rule. If it happens to me three times in a row, I'm doing it back.
One moment, gang. One moment. Put my poop away. Here we go. Cycled back.
Then we'll do four of these. Oh my god for those would do three of these
That way then we ride
Getting ready for a divorce, but watching the stream is a good mind blocker take the dog
Take the dog
Gave her the king's, it's a good trade!
The art of the deal.
Oh, it's my jam, it's my jam!
It's my jam!
This is Apollo. Gate still standing, Raider. You'll find the unfinished structure scattered
around the valley look for construction signs and coals my previous crow came
under heavy fire before they could finish up
you ready for a great raid dragon absolutely that's right
We sleep, we sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.
How much does NASA pay you to use your astronomical sized forehead as part of their space station?
Not as much as I pay your dad to use his astronomically-type pussy as my pocket pussy.
Now let's ride!
Follow me, crew.
Oh shit, this is saving me track.
I was even watching.
Oh, I got you.
Go, go, go!
Oh.
Keep your eyes, P.P. boys.
Keep your eyes, P.R.
This is where we wait.
This is where the Hooglums will come, with all the Goop.
I'm telling you, Drac, there is like a 99% chance that someone uses that Glench...
...to take the mage on.
To take the mage on the bubbaes.
Mm-hmm.
Did that inevitably happens?
We just wait till they do it...
...and then kill them.
You know, I was thinking, what's the math on that?
Because the deadline is a thousand damage, right?
Uh...
And it's too...
Hey, I'm sorry.
90 damage and
The deadline goes directly on the core, which is twice as much damage
So you have to think about it like 45 damage per deadline. So that means we would take
Well, no, you know, because you could go up there and spam throw and then detonate later
Yeah, you need to throw a ton of these you just throw you off. I'm I'm gonna be just we all let me see six times
1000
6000 6000 divided by 45 you you got through a hundred and thirty three
Mm-hmm
Blue tunnel, yeah, oh you catch it. I think we're gonna watch no
Let's use wall packs think I hit one maybe
I'm going in oh my god, they're heads of it sexy
Yeah, I'll tell you.
NOOOO!
I thought I was being sly right there. I didn't think you'd see me coming.
One right here, I'll tell you when they push, I'll tell you when they push.
Oh, good one, good one!
And they're killing me!
He pushed me, he pushed it, I've got T when they push, haha, sorry.
Oh, he's RUN!
Sir, if you kill me, God will hate you forever, just let me know.
You can touch a bad karma and just like step on it like a Lego or some shit and your mom
will die.
You'll have bad luck and shit.
Yeah, sorry, I think the one back, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
What do you think about you guys reviving us and we all teaming up?
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Take your time, take your time.
All right, we accept your proposal.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys!
Fine, gentlemen!
Good work, peanut.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, boys, matters at hand.
First matter to take care of.
You hear those boys taking the majoric.
You need to kill them and take the supplies.
All right, let's ride
Follow me gang this is going pretty good again drag this time you're alive oh
Tango's tangos kill him quick this more of us than there are of them
Don't like
He leased the sticky man
kitchen
Little bit it, oh, oh.
Slow roast, little bit of goo.
Good work, amigos.
Alright, let us proceed, let us proceed.
Do we know where they're taking him from?
Hmmmmm...
No, but listen up boys! Actually get close... get close, let me take you somewhere.
Are you guys obviously aware of the new Crazy Glitz unless people throw unlimited bombs, right?
Okay, I'm assuming I just told you that and you didn't?
Pretend like I didn't say that and it doesn't exist.
And for another reason that isn't due to that fact, we'd have to let them take it before we kill them.
So we can't kill them and take their supplies. We have to let them do it again for reasons other than that fake glitz that doesn't
That doesn't exist but I told you about Tuesday. It's yo
Okay, all right
Exactly exactly team for red red ride
Follow me clue
That was a close one track
We'll sit him in on the on the beat
Oh look at this clicker, he's chilling on the couch!
Oh, oh he's chilling.
He's just chilling.
Oh, they're taking it, they're taking it.
You see that boys, he's smoking already.
Oh, did she die?
Yeah, they did it.
Uh, no, it's moving, it's moving.
I saw it's leg twitch.
Okay.
I'm gonna give him a good dick.
We gotta wait over here for a little bit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's not even aggro, did they die?
No, I don't hear flirts.
We're working for them.
Mr. Krabs to the southeast.
Where are these fools?
These fools must be somewhere.
Hmm.
Hmm
Yeah, old fools. Oh, there we are the fools. I'm right beneath that very feets, old Jersey
Take this fool
That would be me that's me oh
That was a few nevermind
Okay, what's happening?
You couldn't be couldn't be I got you are you the guy wait are you a good guy that's me
Let me think about that for a second
I'm over here up in the cock chair
Oh, I'm coming up coming up. I got your boys
I
What the fuck is happening?
Fascinating.
That's me.
Very fascinating.
Well, we're dead. I'm not quite sure what happened there.
Hoopsies, hoopsies!
Drak, you gotta survive. I have a bug carry.
Nothing for. Go, stop.
You must survive.
Tell him you like Fortnite or something, or that Brazil is your favorite country.
Brazil! Brazil!
I just realized we're not on Brazilian servers. We're on North American servers. You should have told them you drove a Ford F-150 and loved chancellors.
Yeah, that one's not I'd realize that just as you were getting shot. I'm so sorry. I forgot I forgot. Oh my goodness
I'm so sorry. That's it. No, that's on me. That's on me
Bootsy Bootsies, I'll take that one. I'll take that one. I'll take that one. Do me on the beach gentlemen
Okay, well
I'm not blinking in, another bobcat.
That was painful, but, but,
I say,
nah, probably not, we'll wait a little bit longer.
I was thinking, I pull out the wolf packs on the mage shark.
It just so happens, I stumbled upon 5,000 of them.
No, you can't do it with the wolf pack, because it don't stack.
Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, gotcha, gotcha, OK.
Yeah.
OK, never mind, OK, never mind.
We'll see that from the data.
Get a little bit more goo.
One moment, gang.
We're actually doing pretty good tonight. I've already doubled my money.
I lost so much.
Well, don't you worry, Jack. It's about to go ten times better this next win. I personally guarantee it.
I'm in. I keep the faith.
Yeah, put your faith in me, Jack. Put it in me. Put it in me right now.
You feeling down, chicas?
Thank you soldier. Thank you soldier. Thank you soldier. Jesus Christ your faith is immaculate. I've never seen faith so veiny. Father God's. Father God's. Father God's. Where'd you find this? Get a little bit more cool. Here we go.
Okay, I'm good to go with psycho. I'm not keeping from that. You idiot
That second that and repair this grab this and then grab that
Okay, now I'm gonna go that's right
You know a guy named Tufiu?
Oh, Tufiu.
Yes, he was the original 90 cranker in that one game.
Remember when Darth Vader was racist and you could build giant castles and kill people?
Four to nine.
Yeah.
You know that guy?
What if we get him in here, throw him in front of the enemies?
of the enemy's fire get him killed go high and then while they're beating the shit out of them
and burning his flesh on his body we kill the enemy and get rich i mean it worked last time
that's right that's right y'all i don't know i think maybe i just had a couple bugulators tell
me that he was he was doing something let me let me check just got off oh my god
Let me text him on X. Let me
text him on X. Okay. Okay.
There's some reason that's his
preferred method of
communication. I don't do that
with anyone else.
Uh,
Beepoo, hop back on and play
with me and drag. There we go.
All right, good to go.
Uh,
All right. Okay. You're a
little bit of ammunition.
So close. He's just that he doesn't want to work. Yeah, he know he's no he's he's not no he's not determined
He doesn't have that blood sweat and tears. Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Invited him to you say he said he was taking like a break day or something. Oh
They're setting up his PCs, I think
What do you mean setting up that you just plug in the power cable and hook up the HDMI cable I
I swear I'm that guy. I'm Tonya. I'm Tonya if he didn't have a lady friend that cooked a meals
He would start a death
He would be sitting there for 45 minutes figuring out how to turn the gas burner on
That guy all he knows how to do is shoot and roll around that said any other basic
Survival instincts are completely out the window
He's kind of good at doing the shooting the wrong he is pretty good at doing the shooting the wrong now
ride
Oh
My game is my game is do that thing again rocket. Oh, they're gonna buy me. I'm gonna god
Right over date late late for the pointy. Well, yeah
It's me shark so here. Oh good it is. Okay. Oh, it's dead. What the hell
Who has that type of power to kill it in such short increments?
I bet you they're still gooping.
If I bet you anything, they're still gooping.
Oh, wait a minute.
Find out.
I'm going.
Drac, once we go to Spaceport in the Mechard, he's there.
I'm doing the glitch and throwing unlimited trigger grenades off the group tower and killing
I don't care what some pussy on Twitter is gonna tweet about me tomorrow. I'm doing it follow me gang
Follow me crew
You still here
We are here to the east.
We've got the goop, we've got the goop.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, it's open. Damn it.
Oh, we're not making it. We're not making it.
Why are they closing it?
Will you make it? Is it a B?
No, I hear him, I hear him!
I'm going in!
Ah!
Yep.
Wall top?
Absolute dead.
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
That's crazy!
You think all the Beach Rock Wars?
Let's see.
That guy's been put up.
Five rubber.
One crude.
One saplash.
Oh my god.
Score!
Holy shit, we hit the mother loud!
It's going to put our kids through college.
Space college.
Home school?
Oh, okay.
That's insane.
What a strike of good luck.
I don't know where these hoodlums are with these made-shot coins.
There's a way they left already, right?
You don't have to kill this thing, it's just they came in.
I mean, no, they're probably gone.
You take the core.
Oh, yeah, it's all gone.
Let's go kill a couple innocent people and then leave.
Follow me, crew.
Five rabbits.
Maybe hit the motherload.
That's the big school we've been talking about.
They could have hatched. That's what would happen.
They'd probably hatched it.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
terrible give me those bitch on course you bitch
well well he's double poor he's dumb and poor he's double poor yeah double
whammy unfortunately let's get to the bunker maybe this sexy rich people in
there. I mean, all of me. Yeah, you folks. He's poor and homeless. Yes, I
used to play with Peter. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. I know
hot shades almost people. I don't see it on Twitter. A bit of thin. There's
someone here. I can feel it. I've got ESP hacks as well. I can see through the
Nice. Thanks. A little trick that I picked up.
I learned it from my grandpappy, a ma'am.
Are you cheating like Nick works?
Yeah, I learned it from him. He gave me his cheats.
Perhaps up here.
Oh, this clique is up here, too.
Did you know it here again?
I think I heard him on the extract. Maybe.
Let's go take a little peep.
Follow me, gang.
The tall car key is trashed.
Yeah, that's why I'm picking up.
It's poop diarrhea.
Uh, you're gonna get giggies.
You should have responded.
Oh, wait, she just responded, didn't I?
She just responded per chance.
I gotta see what she said.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, they're not here neither.
Man.
Damn it.
I see we just leave.
I see we do that. I should we go do the main shock. It's just so happens. I just found a sass of
5,000 trigger grenades
a strike of luck a strike of luck that is right
This that is right that is right we got we got pretty lucky today
I believe he takes me out. Let me see what she said
I guess she's gonna play, she's gonna play. We'll pick her up for the Hoosie Doosie.
Oh, you know what? The Mechark switches in seven minutes. We should probably get one
rated on Stella Montes or something. Oh. Get a lecture group for the Mechark.
Take that, dude! Take that, take that! Don't you! Let's leave!
What do you think about 5,000 fire burgers instead?
I mean, they probably do more damage though.
Because like you're buried over time?
Well, you have to think about this too.
We're gonna be throwing them off on top of your power.
So, would you do fire burgers or would you do trigger grenades?
That's the question probably fire burgers are probably cooler
You see in trail places, but I feel like it would explode before hit the ground
Yeah, no that would work and we'll pack to a work as you can't stack them
7 ads in a row is diabolical ha
We can make infinite zip lines
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. That's that's
the next step. The next step of the operation.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Hold up. Wait a second. Wait a second. What if, what if you know the run attack strategy?
I've never done it, but I've seen it, yes.
What if with this newfound 5000 barricades we just found, we'd do it to the entire bunker?
That would be crazy.
Yes sir, yes sir.
We got a couple of those bad boys.
That's what we'll do this time.
Wait, I don't have any kids.
Lucky for us, I just found 5000.
Oh, perfect.
Yes, we're good, we're good.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Now we ride
Let's proceed let's proceed
You ruined the game can't even do nothing on console
I don't even play console dumbass you talking about
Is it throwables only ways it though those only
It's anything you can put in quick use
Oh.
Mm-hm.
Mmm.
That was a good one.
Ah!
That was a good one.
Phew, that was a close one.
Oh, wait, oh, shoot, we gotta get Genji.
Oh, crap.
I've got a full.
Let me grab Genji.
Oh, she's not here.
Never mind.
Psy, we'll grab Genji after this one.
Mm-hm.
Oh.
Got a...
I'm getting word that it's only throwables.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Can you think about how you do it?
You get me?
Like, I don't know.
Let's ride.
I'll test that while we get in there.
One moment.
Take a little peep, take a little peep, see if it works.
All right, hide in my street now.
Okay.
Here we go.
All right.
Holy shit it works.
Oh my god.
Holy shit it works.
We are playing Fortnite.
Fortnite!
Let's go.
No way. No way. Let's go!
We have the coolest ratmeys.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, crew.
These ratmeys are gonna be so sweet.
Come on, I'm in.
Have that. Here we go.
Alright, follow me boys, follow me quickly.
Oh
Exploding so funny
So funny shut up pussy eat my stick
What a bitch you hear that do you that guy?
It's teacher there was actually homework last night. That's you that's you right now. That's you
Shut up
What the fuck?
Alright, everybody's just doing the glitch all the day. Fuck it.
What happened? We're joining them. We're joining them. Let's go. Let's go over there.
Dude. Oh my god.
They are doing the glitch literally right in front of us.
Where are you here?
Guys, push!
Get him!
Charge!
Fuck you fuck you eat my shit eat my shit eat my poop
Oh my god
Oh my god she stepped on me for free
I'm gonna die
Take that hooligan take that take that hooligan
Oh my god there's a handsome man on me. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead at once
Oh
Oh please god
I'm coming!
Get on here quickly!
I got you!
Poppies can take care of you!
Here you go!
Yes!
We have to go in there and kill those two drums!
Okay, but wait, there's a bastion!
Are we gonna insular that?
Here we go!
What if we go around the bastion?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Charge!
Oh, shit.
I found the Bastion. He's right there.
You are left and flake on him.
Correct. Flash.
Run, he's pushing. Stay up, it's lit.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Charge!
Oh my god, which read I'm ready. I have an idea
I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking
Come with me Jack quickly quickly.
Come, come, come quickly.
Make great haste.
Finally, look at us.
Make great haste, make great haste.
Make great haste.
You can't see us, you can't see us no more.
Oh my god, you're so smart.
Oh, this way, this way, quickly, quickly.
Come on, come on.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm clicking a 90, I'm clicking a 90!
Okay got it, got it!
We're good, we're good, we're good!
You're doing great, you're doing great!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I brought the great wall of China back there!
And ride!
Clicking a 90, clicking a 90!
Click it, click it!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Okay. I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. Okay. We put one right here. There we go. There
we go we're safe oh it's a coach what I'm here often oh I'll just hang around I was
the war treat you amazing good to hear good to hear oh my god watch out okay
well I have used all my new I'm cooking idea over here
Crank it! Crank it! Crank it!
I'm cranking! I'm cranking! I'm cranking!
Oh! Crank it!
Got it! Got it! Got it!
We're good! We're good!
Oh my god!
Wait one second! I gotta heal! I gotta heal up!
I'm not feeling so good!
It's not good!
I
Wish you guys out we take the fight to them. Yeah, I'll be honest. I'll be a buyer of my wall really quickly
Oh shit, oh my god, I oh I made a great mistake. I made a great mistake all right, and I'm dead, okay?
I'm on the way don't you worry go back go back
Take a look at that, boys.
You are watching a master at work.
You see that, boys?
That's bolted!
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
Oh!
Oh, baby god!
Run!
Back to the wall!
Yeah!
Phew!
There was a close one.
Phew, that was a close one.
Those guys mean business.
They aren't fooling around.
Should we fuck them?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's do it.
It'll be here in just one more second.
Good job!
So no mercy!
Someone died, someone died.
Oh
Get inside quickly
Hey, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh
They're gonna shoot us
We're all gonna die. We're gonna die now. All right
And we're dead. All right, perfect
Help me up
He fought valiantly I have plan B though. I have plan B
So I have a better plan B. I have a better plan B. Are you gonna recruit?
Guys
There was two maniacs out here and they killed us
We're on your team
They got you arrived there was two crazy guys out here. They were building walls and stuff over there
They killed us!
Yes?
See you later!
It would be drunk quickly.
Why, darling?
Guys, there was two crazy guys out here. They killed me out of nowhere.
Thank you, good sir!
Thanks for nothing.
All right
Hello gentlemen, hello
How are you boys?
You can spare a group of quick defibrillator by gents
Yes, hello good sir. Hello
Hello
No, I'm very friendly. I'm very friendly
Maybe kill that one. He said he's got one
Yes, yes, I am you think a group of like he can get a quick defibrillator
You have a spare one could say
I'm pretty sure this guy's about to get racist. Yes, I am live!
Ready yourselves boys, ready yourselves. Ready yourselves.
Oh said. All right. Well...
Oh no, help me first, help me first!
No, help me first, help me first!
You sure you don't have a nifty defibrillator for a goop up?
Yeah, he just killed that.
Yeah, I'll give you some, I'll give you some if you give me some guns, you know.
Oh, dude.
You really don't have a defibrillator around here?
My body, my body has one.
Sir, I know where the defibrillator is located.
Come with me quickly, come with me and make great haste.
Hey, man go, man go, sugar bitch.
Oh, well, Mango, Mango, do not let him deceive you. He is trying to poison your mind.
No!
Mango, do not listen to this lunatic. He is trying to spread heresy throughout the Rustbound.
Yeah, I can't kill that pig.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Come on, Peter.
Shoot that shit. I can't have you to take that shit down.
Yeah, take that! Take that, Bees!
Oh, man!
Yeah, get him, guys. Get him.
He's almost unstoppable, but I'm sure as we work together, we can get him.
Run. I'm leaving. Get the fuck out of here. Let's leave.
All of you gang. Don't you worry, Jack. I'm skedaddling.
That was but a mere warm up. That I am so...
hell
We did he get here
Wait is that actually him?
See now we're in an awkward position because now we got Jinji and Tifu want to play
Well Jinji's not here yet, so I guess you run a couple with Tifu
You call Tifu join the discord
You take my Twitter. Let me take my Twitter. He said, I can maybe. Oh, he's here. Welcome
in, Tifu. Welcome in. He's left. Oh, yeah, he's doing it. All right. Give him some time
to adjust. Welcome in, Tifu. How are you doing shit? No, we're getting fucked all day long.
What's been going on? And then you hit me at the play and then, you know, so if you guys,
if you want to pick up Genji T, you can pick her up. I'm streaming, so. Well, Genji's not here yet,
so I see we run a couple with you if you're down. Yeah, then I'm going to bed. Okay, sounds good,
sounds good. I've been getting my ass blasted by trigger grenades all day. Yeah, it seems to be the
Huckman. That's a shame. They're doing the dupe shit. Could it be those? Those pieces of shit.
I would even spit in their direction. That's a real fucking scumbag. You know that? Real scumbag.
Real scumbag. Now, I'm completely unrelated to it. I actually just came up on a
uh
5000 trigger grenade loot bag so we'll be taking the mage arc with 5000 trigger grenades
I got deadlines
5000 trigger grenades
I don't got that medium right?
I I that's that's why I'm saying that we have a great strike of luck. I just happened to come across 5000 of them
Okay
Know I know we're some lucky boys. I've been looted off stream. I've been I've been looted off stream
Don't you worry don't you worry
Get a little bit of goop one moment one moment gang
There we go perfect
Alrighty then some heels
Like you do and we ride
All right, let us proceed I
Should keep you I know you just got here, but what does it go over like me?
You are blue shield. Yes. I would love what?
Is that a new sir?
Is that a proprietary TQ confidential slur? No way. What's that?
What's the latest slur? What's the latest slur? What was that I didn't hear right?
Little do tack little do tack if you ever come up with new slurs text him to me text him to me
It's always I always like to pick an artist's mind. See what you can see on their brain went
You get a couple of shield recharges here we go
Perfect okay now we're gonna go
That's right
Oh
You listen to you just an elephant snack. Oh, mr. Master Ficky Bob
I'm looking at the boy good man. Good. Ah, man
And mr. Foyle sick, but what was the boy good man? Good. Ah, man
Thank you boys. Thank you guys
Well, thanks. It is a workable pack if you skin in common
Now, oh, yeah, TV. I just cranked like 490s. Do you see me? I
I tuned into the end and saw you guys get absolutely obliterated by rockets here.
Oh.
Oh!
Alright, let's ride!
and
the
Hey, what do you think the chance target Banford do this?
Hey,
T-Poo.
Hey, Turner.
Turner my man.
Turner my boy.
Turner!
Hey!
I don't think he folks in you, but we'll ask him later. We'll ask him later. Okay. Okay. Follow me crew.
Oh, hey, he's there. He flew. He crouched twice. He can't hear you. Oh, he's still crouching. He flew.
B P died that's track
Hi
drag
Hey strong together
That's right
Follow me gang this is gonna go splendid this is gonna go good this is gonna go good
I think he's actually having a glitch happen, because he keeps remuting and unmuting.
Oh...
You need to restart your discord real quick, I'll drag you back in.
Oh...
Oh, there'll be a gag.
Oh, there was that.
Oh, God.
It's happening so fast.
What? What's happening?
Oh, my ping.
Oh. Oh.
I'm doing a snake to the top of goop tower and go go go
I'm really need T foos advice on this one is it is he talking to his wife with Steve love life
No, he doesn't
Nah!
Hee!
Not much, bro.
Tee-foo!
Tee-foo?
He hears Tee-foo?
Tee-foo-bst!
Bst!
Tee-foo!
Yo, hey, how you doing?
Did my discourse bug in up?
Would you back it out soon as I was saying?
What do you think the chance that I get my hand for doing this?
If you
Divo oh my god
He
I
Can you hear I can hear T2 I heard him laugh T4
Yeah, bro discourse been scuffed lately it's been saying RTC connecting one of the servers
That don't happen if you're on the Ronald McDonald Wi-Fi. We do a discord call. I think it fixes it
I'll call him. I'll call him.
We do it.
We add you a group
dm.
Yo, hello.
You guys see me? Hello.
RTC connecting. Nope.
Maybe
Cuz you're ugly
Say nothing if you're ugly
Now we got him now we got him
Say nothing if I'm a better 90 quicker than you are
Score now we got him now we got him say nothing if your girlfriend is fake
Let's go
Oh, it's working now like that.
Can you hear us?
You need a draggy?
What?
Hello?
Tofu.
Alright, I'm going to stop.
I'm going to start bobbing the mageyock.
Are you doing the...
Did you find the 5,000 nades?
Yes!
Yes, I brought the ball with me.
with me I brought drag me drag you oh my goodness drag you where what's this guy
talking about are you doing drugs again jeebo what are you saying man
What are you guys talking about?
In the cold dumbass?
How do you think we're hearing him right now?
Dumbass!
I think he's talking to Game Chat.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Pee food.
Can you hear me in the game?
What's up?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear us now?
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Can you hear us in discord?
Yeah, I think we're here.
Okay.
yeah okay so as I was saying Mike Oxlong watch out Mike Oxlong's below
what do you think the chances are I get banned for doing this am I gonna get banned
for like associating with you doing it I don't know that's what I'm asking you
I
Think you need to pass this 5050 5050
There's guys down there is that maybe that's mission my cock's long
Let's go get them. What are we doing here gang?
That's right
I'm going in!
It's George!
You think we got whole crackers?
Oh, we killed him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sikaban, Sikaban.
Come in the rear.
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
Take that, Rufian!
Take this, Hooligan!
We're the winners!
All right, maybe smoke another pack of cigarettes, pal.
Little made a goop.
We're doing pretty good.
I got to equalize it.
What is it?
No, that's not what I meant to think.
No, it's a bobcat with a kinetic.
No way.
Shoes.
You did try to scam me last time we tried to trace.
Oh no, no, no, they must have been a misunderstanding.
That was my either twin.
The toasted peanut.
Oh, no.
You can trust me.
Oh, you can trust me
You can trust me you can trust me I swear it
Someone's shot his legs off
Very unkind it's naked it looks like a spider
All right
What are you you you you hold up? Give me a second. What do you have do you have something for me? Yeah? I can give you um
Um, I can't give you I got a purple shield
And the sweet in the deal
All right, I've got a phone it. Oh, thank you good. Thank you good. I guess I'll take you
Let's go
You got an equalizer
I'm gonna go attach 5,000 trigger grenades to it thank you
guys don't wait don't shoot it don't shoot it it'll activate the trigger
grenades. Yo, let me let me hide my screen real quick. Can you hear us again? Yeah,
wait, we don't shoot it while I'm doing this because it'll blow it up or what.
I
Know mine to light on the wall, I'm sorry
I'm all mean I'm all mean
fine moment that's crazy that's right
charge take that you found these take that
take that you found these take that you
found these
Oh
Take that you foul beast take that
Because you hear me I don't think I can get this out of my hands
What do you mean? Well, I like I see like I don't think it like I ordered to explore it later on I can't remove it
You can't you can't you can't
I have my support.
Mm-hmm.
I just have to attach 5,000 more and then we're good to go.
We're baiting testing, we're baiting testing.
We're baiting testing, not cheating.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, good sir.
One moment.
What's your nipple right here?
Thank you, oh my god, move!
Oh, fuck.
Jesus Christ.
How do you more than huge for a good bit?
No, I have a whole bag.
No, no, no, don't shoot at the thing to explode.
Okay.
No.
Oh, that's a rocket here.
I just gotta put 5,000 more on.
Okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Watch out, there's a rocket here out there.
Uh, are you kidding, can you kill that?
Yeah, I'll try.
You think cheating would be easier?
I'm having a- actually quite a hard time with this.
Uh...
Uh, alright, okay, alright.
I-
Can't go that way, we'll go this way.
Follow me, gang.
You- you killed that thing?
You do this cause- does this go through it?
Oh, no, it does not.
OH, THERE IT IS!
I'm giving two more to him. I'm giving two more to him. Take that you found these take that
Take that you found these
And another one and another one and another one perhaps another
Perhaps one more
Perhaps perhaps another one
Perhaps one more
All right boys stand back
Stand back three
I like that, I like that, I like that.
Take that, Falvees.
Take that.
I like that.
Oh shit.
You got it.
You're gonna kill the big chicken.
I'm going in.
Where'd you go?
You got your heels for a goop?
I can't pull this out of my ass.
Thank you, you can do it.
Oh my god, I have one it's tweaking it's tweaking I
Got this
Finish it off
Take that
Take that you foul beast
perhaps a bit more perhaps a few more you follow these two you can't do one
I'm a big tank of vod!
Perhaps another!
Perhaps one more!
That looks amazing.
Are you boys ready?
Three, two, one, now!
Let's go!
Three!
Holy shit.
Wait, where?
By the way, I will not be using that cheat on the players because that's wrong
No one got one
I'm going in
John
Well, I mean what I mean, we just as those teams of the team, you know, right
We
We're back. Oh my god
We're invincible
You go
We go, I don't know
This guy's a lucid. He was doing the glitch
The glitch? What a piece of shit!
What an asshole!
He was duping his trigger grenades?
What a piece of garbage!
I wouldn't even spin his direction!
You see, you see that?
A cheater! A cheater!
Jesus Christ, the gall of some people!
The gall of some people!
You think you know a guy you think you know a guy
Yeah, I'm getting rich
Little bit of goo
Oh my oh
Hey
OOOOOOOH!
DRAGONSON! OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOH! The Majorca of the Great of Forgeon!
OOOOOOOH!
It'll be the goop!
You know you wouldn't happen to have a core for me, would you?
After I actually haven't found any just yet. I think that team that left through the hatch might have taken most of them
All right, let's leave. Oh I was running straight at them. I'm gonna leave
There's more parts over here, do we loot those?
I have no idea what she's hap- No!
You have six!
That does not sound like me, no.
I don't know where you're getting your information from, but that's a liar.
A liar in a cheat.
Mm-hmm. Ah
What group then what's the downer?
Little bit more
Always somebody do to this one
It might be sauce someone looted this one's wall. Oh
This was a duty. I mean already looted on it. I'm already looted on it
I think we're going to get
just missed this one. He's
already. Oh my goodness. We
just this one. Oh, this one
is a first one that we haven't
we thought it wasn't lose.
Let's go. You're a lucky guy.
You're a lucky guy. Alright,
let's leave. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Oh my god I'm fat you do what's that is a rocket here I'm playing out of the
way drag the important people are trying to leave
back up
don't you worry I got you champ
oh my man
there you go my man
where are you gonna die
does anyone have a key
I do
what
I believe
ladies first
excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
alright
I mean that went pretty well
That was great
400k? Hell yeah
400k? What the fuck?
You got a 400,000 space dollars?
Yeah, I got the dogs
You asking me for coins?
Me!
I'm asking you, my boy
I'm homeless!
Who's fault is that?
It's your one-anvil 400 bullets to take on a big chicken, huh?
That's actually a very good plan.
Closy just sucks.
He can't execute it correctly.
We're over nine when we tried that, Mr. Peter.
10 times the charm.
10 times is the charm.
Well, I'm sick.
Hell yeah.
Am I right, boys?
I'll be showing a big group.
All right.
New plan.
I just happened to come across 5,000 ziplines.
Yes.
What?
Yes.
I just happened to come across 5,000 ziplines.
That is what we'll be doing for this next raid.
I mean, that's too many ziplines.
Not enough ziplines if you ask me.
Here we are.
So bad.
He's away. Perfect. I might just sell that whole crack game. I got enough space. So these, here we go.
And then put that over there, cycle this for some batteries like you do.
Then we'll do um, so that, then, um, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and um,
a little bit of a little bit of shock and it was like you do
Shall your dogs never
They look really cool on the shelf over here
Look look you see that they're on the shelf
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool now. Don't you look foolish now. Don't you feel like a fool?
They're cool, I'm not telling them
Here we go
Yeah, dad
Oh, Jesus, you see oh
She'll be ready in a little bit
We're still good to go
You one of these perfect
Reboot it back
And a couple seal recharges
In a couple zipper lines
guys I have a genius idea you boys remember the bong beetle the bong beetle
can I do that probably the bong beetle what if we do the bong beetle but with
5,000 zip lines and 5,000 wars. Oh
I never I never did that. I'm down though. I'm in
Yeah
a little bit of what goop one moment gang. It's a little bit of everything the logistics on that
You
That work
You guys would that work or no? Yeah, I think so
You wouldn't okay, no
Let's do that see that for another time because I'm not sure if that would super rat attack
With five thousand wars
Yeah
We go into a night raid and we go to the last extract and fucking build a castle around it.
Ha!
You are genius.
I'm the dubious fan, kid.
I'm the dubious fan indeed.
The only night race on Berry City.
You look perfect.
Damn, we're serious?
That's the best one, yeah.
Let's ride!
I hope all of y'all get banned for cheating.
I know all of y'all get banned for cheating.
Shut up pussy, lick my butt.
He's so like in Spanish for your Spanish viewers.
I don't speak Spanish, pal.
Plano?
What?
Taco Plano?
Ah!
Oh, that's the wrong button.
One second, one second.
One moment, one moment, let's ride!
I
Where's the last extract can you tell from the beginning of the baby?
Yeah, it's over here. This is the best one to this is the one that is like the whole
How do you know this is the last one?
Okay, gotcha. Okay, I'll start setting up. I'm gonna go hide in there one second
It's working, it's working!
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
I'm coming, I wanna see it, I wanna see it!
Oh my god!
Check me out, check me out, check me out!
Ha ha ha!
We're doing it!
Did I not hide my screen?
Uh oh.
Oh fuck.
Uh oh.
Do I hit my screen?
Ah.
Oh shit.
Ah well.
Well at least the, ah well.
Ah well.
I could have swore I hit the button. I was 99% certain.
Alright now that we have the ziplines up. Now it's time for the walls. It's time to
start setting up the fences. You have a screen for wheels.
the zip line so they can't go up it they fall in oh wait that was a genius wall
get out there and try to come up dude we'll try that wait but then how do i get how do i
get over i don't have a sample now we build out a vintage and we build our castle maybe climb up
this climbing climb up climb up here
fucking down kid too fat oh my god
I'm building the cash on the
You're doing amazing sweetie.
Oh my god.
The cash on the ASB completion.
I don't need to patch this shit ASA.
That's right, with anything we are helping the community by exposing it and getting it
fixed quicker, you're welcome boys.
Just doing my part.
No need to thank me.
Well, actually, I would like a letter in the mail from Inbog thanking me.
It's the least they can do.
It might send a drone strike.
Cassidy, see this?
If it won't work, I'll be in my castle.
OK, makes sense.
The castle is complete.
Nice.
Thank you.
Exterior wall, up.
Now we must defend it with our lives.
There's one flaw in your plan.
What? What? You put about 97 ziplines to get over the walls.
Of course, obviously, I know that fool.
That is why I will build a second wall.
You had a trap on me.
The interior wall.
There we go.
You're going to zip line down and then get trapped in between both the walls.
That is right.
Fool, that is not my entire plan.
Don't I'm always one step ahead
Here we are here we are here we are things are looking good so far
Hey stop right there
My wall isn't finished yet. Don't
Don't come down here stop it right there stop in your tracks demon
You cannot see down castle
Yeah, but I heard a snapper
Oh, let's go in.
I was ready.
Okay, second wall complete.
We're safe, we're safe.
You cannot siege our castle demons!
Peanut, I wanna siege your castle.
Oh, fuck.
We might wanna let that one in.
Alright, that guy can come in.
No one else.
I love you to read it to his end.
All right, now what do we do?
I think the whole lobby is trying to have sex with you.
Yeah, they're at our walls.
Our castle walls.
You must hold them back.
We'll do.
Either this is the real team or you've got some crazy AI generated voice.
AI generate this dick in your butt.
The third wall.
You'll never see that coming.
You would expect two walls, but not three.
Oh
Shit
Come on up. I'm gonna go in the rattletrap. I'm a coming
Go back boys go back
Right here
Thank you. Good shit. You just spam it. Oh, all right
I want to see this from the outside. I want to I want to see if it I want to see if it looks cool from the outside
What oh what the hell
You would never see
I don't know who to shoot at.
But down the hatchet!
Wait a second.
That's my saying, you shut up over there!
But down the hatchet!
The enemy is upon us!
Nice, we got him.
Charge!
I
Think I think they're in our walls. It's a punch. Why reinforce them triple. So I hear them
What the fuck is going on?
I'm trying.
Hold the line!
Oh boy
What is it?
Get up get up get up
Oh
I'm not
Oh
Oh, what's he gonna vibe?
He's dead, he's dead.
I'll be back.
You scumbag.
You thought you could put a tree on a castle wall, did you?
That's what I think about you.
Smells like bits in here.
fuck you die you piece of shit die oh my god
how do I hey white strike you got white stuff I can I have a couple I can
I'll be three hundred packs. Oh my goodness gracious
Geez Louise
Oh my god, it's time. No
You've got five thousand trigger grenades like we have five thousand balls of five thousand zip lines
What are the chances?
What are the chances what are the chances? Oh
My god
People come stay back demons. I can give you a honey back
Fuck you fuck me fuck you
Good heavens oh
Good gracious. Oh fuck. Oh my god, sir
Oh my god
We're top
There's a thousand of them
Which are they for?
Meds
No, you say right where you are demon
You will not leave from this mission place alive
I'm going in. Oh, I know. There's a wall there. I cracked him.
wall there
Oh
You got 5000 large bombs to
Oh my god
Oh
Shit
We would just sign in we would just playing around
We were just pranking ya, we were just...
Can you shoot me first?
Yeah, I'm really feeling the love. I'm really feeling it.
Wow.
Usually people so love maybe with a little hug,
or maybe a quick gift, they picked up from the target.
This is quite unorthodox.
I
Don't wait enough to
Sorry, I I mean to manifest that energy on you
Like why do you lie just say fuck you and yeah, you don't you see this love bullshit this murder me
is tell me my favorite isn't like oh my god dude I love you you're my favorite
streamer and then they just blast in the fucking head like what
Louise Louise you know what forget them guys forget them because I actually
just happened to come across five thousand Smith's can is wait let's do
It was a strike of luck! A strike of luck!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
A strike of luck!
We're some lucky dogs!
Lucky are we.
We only six work at a time?
Who does that mean?
Wait, can you do six and then do six more?
3 minute cooldown per secs, lets think about that for a second.
Each skater spawns 3 clankas, there's 6 total you can do, 6 times 3 is 18, 3 minutes the
range of 30 minutes 10 times 18 180
clankers
hey you're smart
yes
thank you and I don't know why you had
to call me a bitch there at the end but
what if we do that
you're smart too
that's folk though because I have an
accent
careful now where are you from
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Are they playing science?
That's a great vacation spot, actually.
As long as your name is Amaduro, you're fine.
I heard they don't even use taxis there, it's just helicopters.
A lovely place for a quick vacation.
All right, well, okay, so the siege skaters don't work.
Hmm what other thing do we got?
Yeah, I don't think anything else would really work
Yeah, I mean maybe like place needs
The map in the lava we could we could
What do you think, Tifu?
What do you think?
I'm not trying to do anything that kills players.
I'm trying to do like fun.
I'm not trying to actually get people killed doing this.
Leaper pulses.
Leaper pulses?
Oh, god, that'll kill people.
What if we do like...
Like, we could do like mines, like gas mines and pulse mines.
Gas mines and pulse mines?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure pulse mines do nothing.
They're just stun people.
They're fucking hilarious.
Like, somebody's just getting fucking pummeled around.
Wait, what if we trap someone in an infinite
Showstopper you sit there
Like a bookie bomb take
Infinite
Sorry, I was already buggy, mom
Look we do rater Flares, He does work
I don't know. That's that's what we saw that raid. Well, let's do that. Let's do that
Yeah
You get a couple goodies one moment gang
Why moment clue what if we do all what if we have fireworks and raider players and just made the greatest fucking
Firework show now you're talking now you're talking okay, okay?
We will one of us would have to do one and one of us would have to be other dude
I do you have the stones to do it
What is mr. I don't speak Italian so what mr. Peanut is definitely
You racist hey, you'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, let me only wait who has fireworks. Yeah, fireworks. I
Do not
If you can't buy me, I don't think so. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you can buy some I can buy some I mean you need to
$5,000 but to work for now
Here we go, here we go perfect then we'll grab one of
These bad boys like you do I don't think you can deal with fireworks because they don't stack, right? Oh
They know that okay, they won't work all right
Okay, what you need to bring is two rate of flas and a blue seal for a goomba
It's all but it's all part of the plan it won't work if you don't do that
Okay, that's right
You need some fitting off from this chicken.
We're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go.
Are you boys ready?
Yep, I'm active.
Big step looks to.
Copy.
Got the master plan.
He's supposed to be the last.
Where is-
Oh, and the zipline probably, right?
Maybe a zipline that could possibly be quite Spentiferous.
Here we go.
Okay, now we're good to go.
Now we ride!
You ruined the game for all of us.
Heeeeey!
Heeey!
I love you the reason I ate a Big Mac yesterday.
They are God's fruit.
Let me tell you, they are the nectar of the gods.
I'm thinking about having two of them just tonight.
Fireworks don't stack?
Yeah, I know, yeah, fireworks don't stack, fireworks don't stack.
Oh, there's your time to discuss it, let's ride!
Watch your backs, Raiders. The matriarch has been spotted near your location. Keep your
wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near, and always keep a close eye on our children.
Let's ride! Alright boys, you boys ready for a great raid? Oh, I'm muted. You boys ready
for a great raid? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. To Goop Tower. Follow me, crew.
Well, I think this is the last thing I can think of for this 5000 item. Who's he
dozing? I don't know if there's any other. We can do the light sticks and throw a
thousand I even get to murder it after this one my six of the vices
follow me gang
this is of course easy
you know if I find you
sit beside you
no no no
I
See we go to the roof of Goop Tower
Mm-hmm and do it up yonder. What do you think about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah on top the up yonder up yonder. No, we don't get disturbed up here in the local population up there
Yeah, what okay?
How do you get there? What do we do on both?
Get crazy with it get wacky
crazy and wacky yeah I just want to cut you a little bit that looks a nice that's the first time I dance
oh my goodness careful you've been robot bitch don't you worry boys I averted it
take this like that
gotcha
Follow me, gang.
What you doing, man?
Oh, I'm up, I'm up.
You guys got to, you guys got to quick little bug, guys.
What?
Wait, okay.
What are we doing at the top?
I'm gonna do this first one down here first.
down here first you guys might give me eagle eye view got you
look out behind my screen will pick
here we go okay good to go
This is gonna take we're fucking at that
That's right, that's right
I've been working on the day all the live long day
Here we go you sure you don't want to handle this wreck
You you look shy, I mean I can't do it as good as you do it
And leave it to the
Do the professionals
Here we go
I'll have to get up to the top without taking this out of my hand
She way to do that
No, I think if you take it out of your hand, you just can't
I do okay. No, I'm not okay. I have five thousand of these
Oh
Here we go
Here we go a little bit of that. Oh my goodness you keep it on top of you
Yeah, they are
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Plays it more, plays it more.
Oh.
You're a mad man.
The job must be done.
All right, I'm gonna try to come close.
Oh, dingle!
Run!
I'm gonna use your, use your, use your, use your, one of them.
He fell, he fell, he shot down.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, nice.
I'm gonna shoot.
Hold on, hold on, I'm, I'm, I'm giving him.
You can shoot, you can shoot.
All right, I'm gonna go finish.
Back to words, boys, back to business.
nice couple of these here we go we'll go back over yonder
hard work work couple of these here we go thank you Mr. Dracula
You're a good man and a fine soldier.
Thank you, thank you.
Here we go.
Things are coming along swimmingly.
Things are coming along.
This is gonna look fucking crazy.
Here we go.
Couple more.
One or two more.
Here we go.
Yeah, I like that. What's going on in there? What if this crash is to serve it?
That's you lit.
Couple of these couple of those here we go
Couple of these bad boys here we go
I
Righty
I have the roof surrounded
Look at that masterpiece
I've got one more idea before we set them up, okay
I'm gonna go right here. I'm gonna do this
You should make a penis
I don't want to be immature.
There we go, I feel like it should be a little bit, this is the left ball by the way if you
were wondering.
That was it. Yeah, this is the left ball.
Your balls okay.
Yeah, I've got a tumor.
Your balls are like that.
And then we'll put the right ball over here.
Here we go.
Trying to extend though.
Extend though, extend though.
Here we go.
The right ball right here.
here. All right. Okay. Make the
balls shape just right. This is an
art. This is not that we make the
down this way. Here we go. I mean,
it's from up here. It's looking pretty
good yeah yeah yeah I'm not making no no Derek all right I'm making a Dequan
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Here we go
Now we rounded off it's like so
Here we are
here we are all right okay here we are where do we watch this from by the way
that's gotta be the top we want to watch it from above it yeah right is that a
idea no I don't know oh we can tell we can try oh retreat retreat
should I blow it no I don't know oh my god you can kill it should I blow it boy
If we get in danger I'll blow up this thing.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
We'll let Tifu and Drac handle him.
If we get in trouble I'll blow it, I'll blow it.
What?
A huge penis in the middle?
Obviously.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You see you don't need to blow it.
It doesn't really seem like we're taking much action against these guys.
Oh, they're gonna start fucking it up.
They're gonna start lobbing nades.
Did I blow it?
Fuck it.
I'm blowing it!
Three, two, one!
Hello?
No!
One, two, one, no!
He did it!
Let's go!
That was awesome!
That was insane, Kyle!
You broke my PC.
Oh my god!
Look at that, boys.
Look at that.
That was awesome.
Oh, now we got to go kill him, right?
Space Weeders.
I'm done.
Space Weeders.
Don't mess.
I'm done space we do space we don't know this
Space we do space we do
I
Can't get over that dude I've never seen that before
I
Should we go kill them and then do another space meter on top
Follow me
Gain
Oh you bastard
We need
All right, I'll go I
Want you my boy. I want you
We think I was you got wash there's my wall. Oh, we got you where they go
They disappeared
In this one
Oh
That's okay, I think that place is what am I
I've got you drag. Don't you worry. I'm coming down
No, no, no. Oh
My god my savior. I've got you she got you too. I just wait did you that was gonna back you up
Okay, it's gonna get you
It's
I'm coming to you. I'm coming
behind them
Trying them up trying them
Holy shit
We're doing pretty good. We can stop them. I will get something behind as well. We're gonna finish this man off quickly
Right behind us again
We come up this is my
Oh my god, they happen to bring 5,000 leapers boys. What are the chances?
That all you got that was not that
We said
You don't want any of this big bitch
You don't have a house for you sure what a bow eyes good observation. Let me know if you've seen anything else
Thank you good chair. Thank you hold up. It's not oh you're healing flesh
There's people a bow eyes
That's good how many you got
no pete I'm trying to hit you with a herb
we have we have we should buy you got
oh fuck oh my few thank god
what dude
good heavens
where are the chances that the people below us have 5,000 lever post units and the people below us have 5,000 trigger grenades
we should buy a lottery ticket or something
should we kill them
let's ride
Back to the top of Goop Tower!
Yee-haw!
Follow me, gang!
Wub-wub-wub!
She's right in the way. She's actually...
At the end!
invisible again where they go he's a type of sick fucking joke every time we go up here
they go invisible
they're all zipping up they're zipping up
oh they kill him kill him
I'm scared of people I'm not gonna lie
Oh
What he said
Take that you piece of shit
Do we work we should be going under us, so we drop down
I'm coming down. I'm coming in oh shit
I
Was a guy with trigger in it so
Yeah, you're good
He's not me last guy. I'm not cheap. Don't you worry?
Take this whole again
Oh my god, he's about to one.
Two people in the bunker.
Yeah.
They're dead.
Where'd he go?
Nice.
Oh, there he is.
He left.
Nice.
Oh, at least I'm inside from the north.
How many of these fuckers are there?
Jesus Christ.
I come.
You see him?
One shot two.
Yeah, yeah, right there.
Are you getting him?
I'll bear it back.
That's me, right?
You should have been in it. Yeah
Yeah, he knows you were here
Guys it just so happens I just came across 5,000 trigonades
What a strike of luck
Sweet light?
Hey sweet light!
Hey, sweet light!
Alright, let's go kill these guys.
I want this to be known.
I will not whip out 5,000 trigger grenades unless they're using 5,000 leap approach units.
I want that to be known.
As soon as I see 5,000 leap approach units, I'm whipping out 5,000 trigger grenades.
That's fair.
That's fair, that's fair.
Harsh but fair.
You move the ammo.
Oh god.
Does he have any ammo?
That's what we...
Oh, that's something that we need to do.
Oh, wait.
You want that?
Okay, they're using...
They're using 5,000 liter post units.
You gotta do it. I've gotta do it, I've gotta do it.
There's no choice.
They can't throw him that far though, he's still killing him.
Oh, okay, I'm done.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Charge!
5,000 trinitonage!
What is this shit?
I'm going in!
Don't get fucked over today, don't worry.
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cheating, do you, you're cheating, do you?
It's only fair, it's fair!
It's fair, it's fair, it's fair!
Charge!
Oh shit.
Oh, they're doing it too now, oh my god.
Take that, take yonder, demon!
Come on!
Oh my god, great wall, that was almost a great wall.
Take yonder, demon!
Take you under, take you under!
I'm your way, I'm your way, I'm your way, I'm your way!
Take you under, demon!
Take you under!
No, my god.
Take you under, take you under!
Those are almost close, peanut.
Right here. Where are they?
On my ping.
Take that, demon! Take that!
Take that, demon!
Take this, you demon!
I
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
We think we're there
Come try to defend us. Okay. Go go go. I'm coming
Like a beam
Yeah
Coming I'm coming
I hope he's just gonna get you patched up.
Fuck it!
Fuck you, fuck you!
My shield's broken.
I have an extra key, I'm dropping.
I actually have an extra ball, I'm dropping.
He's healing.
A little bit.
A little bit of healing.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck me, fuck you! Fuck me, fuck you!
Fuck me!
I don't see them.
They're hiding behind the wall over here.
We can push that cat.
Take that, bitch!
Take that, pussy!
I have 5,000 trigger grenades!
take that oh shit I broke it I broke it I'm dead I don't know where that
Who the fuck you fuck me fuck you?
Fuck you
Take that
Take that business
I miss all of them
You want to miss I don't hear no fucking bow I need oh god damn
This one's the guy that was a jet.
Where are you?
I used to do a hundred leaper pulse units, you piece of shit.
Okay, this guy is a little slow. This guy right here...
We're getting you back up.
You were having a cheat battle.
You just weren't fortunate enough to step into it.
Hey, Tina, Doc. Here you go.
Hey, thanks, my man.
Hey, here you go.
Thank you, my boy.
Don't move an edge don't move an edge
Don't you move an edge?
Don't don't you move an edge?
You stay right there don't you move an edge
Don't you move an edge you stay right there you stay right there young man. I saw you cheat with those people pulse you
you stay right there body block attack body block it you think I won't bring
you think I won't bring this whole goddamn house now with me in it
Yeah, yeah.
You know, go the other side, go the other side.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Wee!
Good one, boys.
Good work.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's leave.
I got nothing left in my name.
Where's the other guy that called?
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's another body back here.
I'm gonna go live.
Wait a minute.
Okay.
Oh wait, we got two minutes.
Oh shit, we gotta leave.
We gotta get out of here, guys.
We gotta get out of here.
I'm not leaving without the goop over here.
I'm leaving the goop out.
Ah, I'm just playing with you.
Follow me, too.
Follow me, gang.
I have one of those.
Oh, I do have one of those.
We go to the hatch?
Oh shit.
Yeah, I'm going to hatch.
We go to the hatch! Quickly! Make haste boys! Make haste!
I don't think that guy had a snap on.
Maybe he's going to die.
Ten minutes left. Last chance to get out safely. I repeat, two minutes.
Oh no, there he is!
you come on come on brother mckays mckayser I'm trying I'm trying I'm
overweight in fact up not a stamp I need to get the fucking you get hit the gym
dead fat ass
hey listen here
you don't got no arms and legs
YOU WANT
hey professional how does it seem to lift weights?
i need to know
hey hey
you want to miss you want to miss
you want to miss
i want your penis hey
you want to miss
hey hey hey
be through a thousand bombs that went pretty good
excellent work out there boys excellent work all right I think I'm gonna stop
glitching now I mean having five thousand bombs we should probably keep
I'm probably gonna keep two in my butthole just in case we're probably
gonna run across a lot of guys doing that tonight okay you're gonna be the
guy that if we're doing it to us you just whip it out yeah I eat that's fair
that's fair that's why we were by that one guy cuz he wasn't doing it it was
only the other guy that's fair that's fair boys that's fair that's fair that's
fair vigilante that's fair vigilante I'm probably gonna get bad for this I'm
I've been using this in good faith this entire time. I want that noted. I want that noted
Only guy I've killed with it is a guy who was also doing it. That's fair. That's fair. That is fair
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair!
He's sort my goo, can't be sort my goo.
He's actually still isn't ready yet?
What is he doing?
How does the glitch work?
What do you like to know, weather boy?
I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you anything!
Cycle base, we'll put that right there, he's over there, cycle that, right there, cycle
base recycle that then put that right there then do then do that and five of
these like you do then grab 80 more of this from this kind lady right here
How you guys already ready?
You guys are quick little fellas.
Take your time, take your time.
Okay, I'm...
Wait, now I'm ready to go.
That's right.
Wait a second.
I have a max group potential right in front of us.
It just came across my desk
But it involves max goop max winning and maximum killing
This place no no not that place
Actually, no he could
We could, with about 5,000 more bombs.
We could theoretically, we could theoretically,
We could theoretically,
I should we take one raid off it, one raid break.
Let's go here.
secret grenade the main truck we don't know it only works up to six it doesn't
work like that mr. cold I would like good man good man and mr. raccoon
I can't believe I got a good man, a good man!
Good Lattee, dude, good Lattee dies.
Thank you, boys, thank you, guys.
Oh, let's ride!
Quick, stand among this.
Yes, I do what's in my butt. I forgot about it. I'm taking the scenic route
Look here. I don't need luck
Oh shit nice wall nice wall very intuitive
Stay frosty, lice, stay vigilant.
Now this map...
Oh, Tegos over there!
Oh, two sets of Tegos, two sets of Tegos.
Yep.
I'm popping it open for a wheel, Goopa.
Oh, yeah?
Got the moment?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Got it?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh
He might have 5,000 bombs it's possible. I'm not certain yet
Sir, do you have 5,000 bombs? Oh
My goodness
Oh
Why the hairs are going to be it?
It's like
These guys aren't fooling around
They want us bad
Fuck you
Oh, I see what I see one got what he said nice. I'm going in
I do a shatter kill you right head attack.
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming.
God wind up.
I'm loving these on you.
I think these would I.
Oh shit.
Oh my god I'm muted.
There's a fault team on me.
Shit.
Shit shit
Shit
Don't kill that one kill that one over there kill that one over there
Wait
Everybody
Oh
There's 18
here oh hello guys how you doing thank you thank you sir thank you I've been
moisturizing a bit more recently I put some Versace perfume in my ass
last night
oh my god
interesting right interesting
very fascinating
north america very
very good
big max is the big max there it was
big max are very organic
they're the handsome
the guy that doesn't read dc lies
Well, that good, that good.
I say, we bring 5,000 bombs to the mage egg.
There's our only course of action.
Okay, dude.
A little bit of goop.
One moment, dang.
Big Mac is shit.
Hold your tongue, demon!
Big Macs are a gift from God.
They're the most delicious eatery in North America.
Trailblazers?
No, no, no, because what's cool about 5,000 trigger grenades is that you can hit the button and then it explodes all at one time.
Ka-Blam.
How you getting me boys?
Now you picking up what I'm laying down.
Kaboom.
Wine moment gang.
Guys she hasn't texted me back. I said let me know when you're ready and she hasn't texted me back.
We're not ignoring her or nothing.
She isn't ready yet.
This is a big meal.
hmmm, I suppose I'm just gonna take a bit of it.
Here we go, look at that.
Make a blue shield for Mr. Chicken like you do.
Oh, couple of these for Mr. Chicken as well.
Perfect.
And some fit and all for Mr. Chicken.
He's got the purest.
Here we go. Perfect. Then some chewy chan-
makes you shiny like you do. Then we have these bad boys.
Mm-hmm.
Then we ride.
You want me to rumble?
Mm-hmm.
We're going right under.
Like me with close to 5,000 of them.
Oh, let's RIDE!
I'm right behind you boys.
First you raid that part of it.
You gotta find a good place to stick all these bombs to his pussy.
I think if you go to the dildos, or maybe I have heard such strategies in the ancient
You cannot watch the lily to blossom it blossoms precisely when it was
mint too.
Oh!
I'm flicking the tip a little.
Oh!
Let's do this thing.
Enough goofing around.
Can you hide my scheme real quick?
Time to whip out 5,000 bombs.
Let's do this thing.
WHEN THAT'S ME!
TAKE THIS YOU FOULED BEAST!
Wait, it doesn't detect me?
HOLY SHIT!
Wait, this is...
OHH MY GOD!
NO WAY!
It's your turn!
Oh my god, no way!
No way!
New tag, new tag!
No way, no way it doesn't detect me!
Wait, we did the math, how much was it?
It was like 133 or something.
Are you counting?
It's going for like 5 minutes, fuck it.
Yeah, yeah, fuck it, yeah.
There's no mental selling.
Take that foul beast.
I can't believe this is working.
Couple more.
Couple more here.
Stay behind in the tank, Bussy.
You're good.
Couple more.
Here we go.
You're good.
Couple more.
Here we go.
The little slappy noisy hair jack.
No.
Couple more.
He's so monagry.
Let's see.
Here we go.
Couple of them the legs.
Here we go.
Couple more.
Oh shit! Do I blow it? Do I blow it?
I'm blowing it, I'm blowing it!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
He's still alive?
What the hell?
Oh!
We need more, we need more!
She's smoking, she's smoking.
Take that, take that you foul bees!
Take that you foul bees!
I've got Mr. Spider on me, I've got Mr. Spider on me!
Yeah, yeah, oh shit
That thing is wrong that thing is resilient
Hey guys, how you doing?
don't mind me just hanging around thank you good chair
do a little bit of healing
gonna hang up out here for just a short spell
here we are
wide ball man
Who's 27.5k damage?
Oh, that's nice.
Be servant damage cap in 20k.
We come on.
No, no, no, huh?
We come on.
It's a, we're apparently there's a damage cap.
Wait, what?
You can't do it instantly, it's capped or something.
That's what my bucket is in town, ain't it?
Well, she's smoking, so clearly we're going to do it again.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm going back in!
Actually all cheap you can take!
Where did it stay?!
Where did it?!
Take that hooligan!
Take that!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Okay.
All right then.
All right, then
Okay, all right, yeah, you do it. Thank you good chair
Oh
Stay back
Oh, yeah, we're gonna just solve this one. W2.
Spider's dead, Mr. Spider's dead. Oh, we know he's done!
Jesus Christ! These crakers are resilient!
The locals are getting feisty! Up! No!
Thank you, good day.
You disarm in one moment.
All right, this one sounds like quickly.
Let's take this attention.
Good thing you're good to get it.
Oh, she doesn't care about me.
Here we go.
Time to go finish this fight.
look at it boys look at it I'm going in take that you found me
Oh
Shit
Okay, oh my god everything just spawned in
What do you need?
I've got two.
There you go.
Maybe do a little bit more healing and then I'll finish him off
One more time
They do this there we go
No wait said I'm screwing it up. We said you hold on wait one minute
We got it, we got it.
We're not getting it, boys!
Where did you get it?
Oh, God.
I'm going to commission God first.
Take that, foul beast!
Take that!
Take that, you foul beast!
Take your gun!
take oh shit oh what take about you fall beast oh run he's like don't mind if I
come on idea oh no come in come in thank you good shit thank you good shit
nice nice take that it's perhaps a little bit of that oh my god oh this thing
won't die it's invincible oh my goodness oh okay it comes about the
I think you can take a good chair
Take that and that
It's a hatch a little boy
Just standing there. Yeah, girl. What is that? She just she likes it. Oh
My god
Holy shit
I
We just won't die!
Come on.
Walk me to the future.
Take your uncle, take your uncle.
Give me that magic finger.
Perfect, perfect.
Yup.
Newbitty healing.
One moment, gang.
Let me check.
The house will be coming over here and killing Chad.
Well, that's what I'm confused about.
of these about that's a that's a biggest vehicle here oh she's on fire she's on
fire she's hurting for a squirt in here I said we make her squirt as soon as I
show this on I'm mad I'm in look at it boys
should we ride together we could ride her together I mean but what if we all
by it oh my god there's another team all right behind us behind us you all
finished her off you guys you guys do that guy okay take that take that take
that where is it take yonder back in the rock yeah oh shit what's on her knees
Oh
We got it we got it we got it nice
Oh
Oh my god
I could use your medical assistance if you have a spare moment good say yeah, you should go game because I'm
Yeah, oh, I did you're doing the team I had to do with the team. Yeah. Yep. Yep. They've done at least seven
Well, I killed them.
Really?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Then I can pull my bullets away.
Who am I getting?
Who's got defense?
You got defense?
I got one.
I'm gonna do it.
You got defense, right?
Poppins can take care of you.
Don't you worry.
Put him right there.
There you go, there you go.
Stuck it!
On the way, on the way, on the way.
Oh, shit.
Oh, retreat!
Oh, shit.
Oh, retreat!
Retreat
We sure they're doing the glitch I mean
No, they're not the nod
Okay, okay, now we do need that
Are they where they go?
I'm in the tunnel, in the tunnel.
Take that, fool!
Gotcha!
Finish one off.
One's on this, please.
Fuck it!
One's on this mouth shape of penis.
Copy.
Stay fast here. Stay officially.
I don't know if he runs the guy or not.
I search the guy right here.
He's wearing a green leotard.
Yeah, I think so.
Maybe you guys push to the right.
Oh, he's running.
I'm going in.
That guy's one.
I'm going in.
I'm going in
Take this fool
Nice
Mr.. Silly mr.. Silly, what are you doing you feel powerful mr.. Silly you feel in control
control
You came to the wrong neighborhood mr. City what son
Oh, he's saying GG's good game good game GG's good game good fight hope to see you again
Wait, that's not what I heard. No, that's what he was saying. You must miss her. You must miss her
That's a good sport right there. You love to see it. You love to see it
good sport right there guys good sport good sport even when he's in defeat he
congratulates the other team that's what it's all about that's what it's all
about
Follow me through.
You swap seat-to-seat.
Well,
get out of here.
There was like a three guys came out of nowhere.
Like a, like a, and then they left.
They're gone now. We're safe. We're safe. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah.
Whoo, you should see them. They were good. Hey, we're good. They were not fooling around where they go. All right
Only God knows only God knows that
Could be anywhere
Little bit of goop
Here we go
I'd say all in all this would pretty good
You know I'm finding a lot of looted mageok pods and no
See to what yeah, you think it was
Yes, sir pal
No, I'm not finding much some goop thief came by and took every single one of them
Maybe perhaps perhaps
Good thing you brag come here brokey
I had four get scammed
I've got zero I can't get me done
But I have seven and see who has three this is fun 12
The world may never know
I don't know who said that but ban him my lead mod
Ban him anyway, okay
Jesus out of here
No, oh
I only have the ones you gave me
Which was zero just maybe just maybe maybe just like I thought that maybe just gave one back
I will give you my best wishes I wish you nothing but the best on all your
Adventures in your journeys the thoughts and prayers don't spend all one place
We got a house I
Do have one but I'm in the at least two course and a she and all brother. I have two course left
I gave them all to him you heard the man you heard the man
You got to get an open dodge.
That's Beethoven.
Oh, I have to go out of making a lot of witties.
I had eight.
Did I fold?
A time for a little bit of selling.
She was hot.
I've had 500,000 students.
I meant 500,000 space stars. We're doing great tonight. I started at 172
Look at us
You know all it took was cheating in the game and beating people with cheese
Who knows that easy?
Skull
I'm done with that for the night. I don't know what that's the night unless another team has one. I'm going into the night
I had my fell I had my fell.
Oh, who keep too on us?
I'll keep two on me just in case we do run into a team with this doing it.
We get a little bit of boo.
You gotta get banned.
Nah.
I was simply spreading awareness.
If anything, they should be thanking me.
Just doing my part.
You're welcome boys, you're welcome.
That is my gift to the community.
Just doing my part.
It's like you do, like you do.
No, got this.
Here we go.
I
Piaf been watching you since your first stream on YouTube when you were banned on twins
My dad died Sunday
My name
I've been needed this team or that ever hope you have many people
Hope you know you how many people's day you make better every night much though. It's not
Thank you, Mr. Nugla, that is very kind of you.
And I'm very sorry, good sir.
It's always hard to lose love with my boy.
Yes, he actually is very hard to lose love with.
I'm very sorry to hear that, big man.
I hope you're doing well.
Also, don't drink.
Drink is only for fun time.
Hope you're doing well, Mr. Nugla.
Godspeed, my boy. Godspeed.
Godspeed. Godspeed, my boy.
R.I.P. Rest in peace with Father, my boy.
Shhh.
Mmm.
Oh.
One!
A moment!
You get a little bit of goop for Mr. Chicken.
I get to.
How are you goopers already ready?
He's a good guy.
A gooper's got a thing for just a sword spell.
Get this kid ready.
Yeah.
Now I'm glad.
Now let's ride!
Space Money Count, $492,000!
Space dollars
Quite a surmountable amount
Tell you impressed. How are you impressed? Oh?
Tee-foo
Yo, we're kicking you out, but not because Jinji's ready
It's because we hate you as a person and never want to play with you again
Well, fuck you dude. No, no good sir. Fuck you. Fuck you good sir
Fuck you, dude!
Oh, no, no, no.
I would be remiss.
Good, sir.
Fuck you, sir.
No, fuck you!
Sir, no, no.
Thou me, I would be beside myself.
Fuck you!
Good, sir.
Oh, fuck you!
Sir, sir, sir, sir, please.
Please.
Fuck you, gentle sir.
No more blue shield for you.
Fuck you!
That's OK, Mr. Chicken,
it's put down way more than he was in the beginning of the stream.
I've got six loaded in the chamber.
Are you copy? I lied. I only want one.
But it's one more than I had before.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
I don't want to play with you guys anyway.
Fuck you guys.
I'm going to sleep.
See you later. Good play, GTV.
Good night.
Gigi's.
Fuck you.
Oh, no. Good sir.
Fuck you. Good sir.
Okay, we need to go back.
You're still in the lobby.
Did we go back to your court?
Yeah, we go back, we go back.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Digi.
Hello.
How are you on this fine day?
Good.
How are you?
By the way, I got that thing in the mail you sent me.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
12-inch long Vainie black dildo with the taxable cum blaster absolute genius for
Christmas present you really listen and hear me and I appreciate that about you
anything I could do you know make you happy thank you came from folks he's
dad perfect it's I was hoping it was used I was hoping I was hoping literally a
mold of his dick thank you thank you thank God I've been what I've been in the
I've been in the market for one
of those. I've been in the
market. Actually, let me show
the stream what you got me. I'm
sitting here. It's pretty great,
right? It actually is really
cool. Do you want me to show it
on? I have literally another
one. I do a picture of it. I've
got right here. I just did
your DMs. Okay. Yeah. Take a
look at this, boys. Take a
look at this.
actually have a picture of it you if they want to see like the full light
everything well I've got a picture for right here no like the it's like a good
picture here I'm gonna put games okay all righty then
I'm waiting there you go because then they can actually see it you know oh
Oh, gotcha gotcha. Okay.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Oh, you got it.
Take a look at this, boys.
Take a look at- Is this not a- Is this not a thoughtful Christmas present from Miss Diggy?
You put this in your pocket and bitches just run away.
Take a look at that.
A Pokemon card all for ourselves.
Take a look at that.
That was very thoughtful of you, Diggy.
very thankful I'm here it was all my ideas and everything and I had an artist put it all together
for yes of course a quick pokemon card about the time I almost died that's just very thoughtful gift
a very thoughtful gift that is sick huh there oh let us proceed let us proceed thank you
I appreciate ya.
Dude, I didn't realize how long it takes for a Pokemon car to get made.
Hmm, uh...
It took forever.
Yeah, well, yeah.
It was really cool.
Also, it came with 50 of them. That was just one of 50.
Yes, I have the others.
I didn't know if you wanted me to send them to you and you, like, give them out to people.
No, I got 50 of them.
Wait, what?
It came with 50.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh my gosh. I've got Margot sent you some and I have I actually have some more
It also came with a key chain with a picture of on it
You know that special one for you. Okay, I came with a key chain with a picture of that. It's pretty cool
Yeah, I'm gonna wear I want to put it on my key chain
That way somebody like a gas station can recognize me then follow me home and kill my family. Oh
Now let's ride
In Minecraft, in Minecraft.
Okay, okay.
We see, yeah, I'm scared you there for a second.
Scared you there for a second.
Gotcha, gotcha.
All right, let's proceed.
We're going here for this one.
We're shaking it up a bit.
By the way, you see the new glitch today
that's going around?
Yeah, Chats, I'm telling you about it.
Scumbags.
Me and Drac have sworn it on.
Yeah, you fucking scumbag.
Is what you would say to someone doing it.
Get him, Genji.
Get him.
Exactly my thoughts.
You took the wig right out of my mouth.
Hm.
I can't believe people would be doing that right now.
Let's just talk about the economic political state
of the world right now, guys, instead of this foolishness.
That sounds fun.
Instead of this foolishness.
Yeah.
Instead of all this foolishness.
Let's not talk about that
See you on the minecraft it's on site. I'd like to see you try bitch boy
I'd like to see you try bitch boy. I
Got tea and tea cannons for days
Did you do you see the penis firework
Yes, I did that was very cool very cool. Thank you. Thank you
I put a lot of time and effort into that. That was the watch out
Actually, how long did that take you? Not ten minutes
Okay
It was worth every second
Every second and I would do it again if I could go back. I would do it again
I
Tongue reveal
Guys, I was just joking don't put whatever bullshit you care about this week in the chat
Political lives
It was a job. I don't give a fuck whatever you care about this week shut the fuck up
You're a b***h, make me have a stop, what you f*** you, f*** you!
F*** you, eat my shit, i'm gonna buy one of your computers, fill it with dog feces and
send it back on a refund, f*** you!
Yeah, so for some reason I have like no heels or anything so I just had to craft a bunch.
Oh you weren't of those those stupid pores.
Oh you're one of those stupid pores.
Me?
Yes you!
I've got 500,000 space dolls I'll have you know.
That's a space mortgage right there
500,000 in space
It is it is I have 500,000 today. I'm doing pretty good
When you get that influxy offline no cheating
No cheating. Oh
I threw 5,000 trigger grenades on the major
Yeah, I threw 5,000 trigger grenades on the major
Yes sir, yes sir!
I'm sorry, why are we doing that?
Ah, this is a fun times.
Eee!
Okay, so what happens if you get banned?
Baaaaaaah!
Eeeeeee!
Probably not.
Who caused that bridge we get there?
Oh my god.
How do you know I've only been doing it ethically?
I have not done it against any human being, unless they did it to us first.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's ethical cheating.
Mm-hmm.
I guess, yeah.
Plus, if you think I'm gonna miss out on the one day I can have unlimited trigger grenades,
you're out of your fucking mind. This will literally never happen again. You're out of
your goddamn mind if you think I'm passing this up.
Mm-hmm. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? You gotta do it these one time. If you think
I'm passing this up. You gotta be on fucking math
Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly
You need to do the duck do no that's unethical that's unethical we get our money the hard way here
He's having that one time he did the meat jack.
But that was only for funsies, shits, and farts, and giggles.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
There's no time to discuss this!
Let's go!
RUN!
You boys ready for a great raid?
Mm-hmm.
Let's do this thing.
I'm ready!
I didn't bring a toro.
got the video okay you have to do
take that demon
your head are silver
no I click out nice thank you Jack thank you holy shit there's three hands
right here
he's one
GOING GOING GOING
YOU GOT THIS JITTY WE BELIEVE IN YOU
no i don't because i don't have a shotgun
guys guys
seriously
i don't like what i'm doing
seriously
YES YES
IT'S MISSED TO BE THAT DEVIL SCREAMER
you killed that one i ate that guy
Thank you good sir. There you are, good man. Alright, let's get out of your head now, don't
want to cause a ruckus, don't want to mess you guys up, you guys look like men of business,
men of great power. Oh, yep, oh, just gonna grab Gigi's gun, you know how it is, boys.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Good sir. Thank you
Thank you boys thank you boys
You guys are fine soldiers I would fight side by side with you any day of the week
Have a key, have a key.
Godspeed!
Godspeed, boys!
Well,
I think he's dead.
Not quite how we drew it up.
I also didn't realize what map we were going to,
so I always had a shotgun if I would have known.
I didn't really know what map we were going to either.
I kind of...
I didn't think about it.
Slipped my mind.
Could use drag.
Got you.
All things considered, that was a pretty good raid.
It could be...
It could be worse!
It could be worse, could be worse!
Exactly, exactly!
We could be in Japan in 1945.
Now, on to the next raid.
You can't get all these worse.
Could be worse.
Always remember that boys, it could be worse.
Gotta keep that in mind.
Stay positive.
Get a little bit of goop ready.
Here we go.
And a little bit of this for Mr. Chicken.
Like you do.
Okay, good to go.
That's right.
Oh, wait. Oh, Gigi, I stole all your stuff and put it in my sash and I have no idea what you had.
What'd you have?
The Venator.
Oh, I got you.
I'll bring that in.
I'm actually about to, oh my goodness, I'm about to not be able to make any blue shields.
That's not cool.
Add the money, y'all!
The pours are around.
I remember being that poor.
I still have three million!
Many, many moons ago.
I remember that.
I remember being that poor.
Many moons ago.
Seems like a distant memory now.
Seems like a distant memory.
Seems like a different lifetime, honestly.
I don't know.
Could be me, I suppose.
Alright, let's proceed.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Hmm
Bring it in the gun right 25 people message me to buy your poop PC. I'm not even kidding
You see yourself
Nice talking to you pain
I'll give them people what they want wait when you say I'm
I'm sorry, I was talking to the police, go ahead, I've got to listen.
I SAID YOUR MOM HAS A BIG PUSSING!
Oh my god!
That may be true, but READY UP AND TURN TO GET IN THE GAME!
I'm getting my ammo.
Jesus Christ!
You know, that's how you get them whenever they're not listening.
Thanks for the quick tip, thanks for the quick, quick tactic, stratagem.
You're welcome.
It's good tech.
Hey Pina, just finished farting and pooping and staying, congratulations sir!
Oh, big day huh?
Big day!
You must be tired.
Speak some mouth, get those bones nice and strong.
is Genji a lesbian. So many good
questions. So many good
questions.
So many good questions tonight.
Let's ride.
I'm a lesbian. A good day to date him! Big day for all of us, huh?
Do you think there's any hoodlums camping in this hallway again? Looks clean.
Yeah, but you have to be careful right there.
Oh my god, there's a tree grenade on this wall.
Oh my god, wait, it's a teammate. Yeah, it's a teammate.
Thank you.
Hey, come on here.
Come on here.
um these guys are 150% doing the exploit that means I'm doing it too
what the?
oh I can hear their voice I can hear their voice
stand back stand back
somebody's open that door
say less you good man Jack you good man
yeah yeah
How do you like that? How do you like that, demon?
Take the under! Take the under!
Yeah! How do you like that, demon?
Perhaps a few more you haven't had enough, have you?
Fuck you, fuck you! Die, die, die!
Oh shit! Die, die, die, die, die!
Die die die!
Oh, Stoning Loading!
Take Yonder! Take Yonder, foul beast!
Take Yonder!
Take Yonder! Take Yonder, foul beast!
Oh, shit.
Careful being on- Oh, shit, oh shit!
I think both teams are doing it.
I think everyone's doing it.
Stay back, demon!
Stay back!
Stay back, you demon!
This case, they come back over there.
I'm gonna go peek that.
You can take it, you can take it, you can take it.
Let him have it, boys!
Take that found Easter take that oh shit
Well
What the fuck are you guys doing?
Okay, so, okay, alright, okay, I'm terrified.
They sure do have a lot of bombs.
They came prepared.
Where is your hat on this map?
I
Tell the cookie crumbles boys. Oh my god. That's how the cookie crumbles. I
Wasn't powerful enough to stop them
I'm so fucked
Well the guys you have no idea what's going on
Yeah, it's a random new team you got this track. We believe in you
That's why I think you see guys. I don't know. We got my two trigger grenades. I mean five thousand five thousand two critiques
He needed you completely. Oh perfect. What is we've been left both your trigger needs?
Perfect with those in the bottom of this in your body, though
Okay
No, I have enough have enough
Did you have a lot of fun, Gigi?
Gigi, can I get a-
Woohoo!
Wow!
Oh, yeah!
They had more grenades than I did.
That was the best one I've ever!
That's great!
That's great to hear!
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
Alright, well, that could have gone better.
That could have gone better.
Peanut, everyone doing the dupe, please stop.
What are those stupid fuckers?
How would be stopping you Jack shit anything?
Oh God
Get a little bit of goo get a little bit of goo one moment gang
Don't you wait this next week it's gonna be ten times better
We went about the heavy fuse grenade
He is better than the trigger aid no no way
Yeah, no, no, no, we actually did for the specific use permits
You think no no, sorry. I don't stupid. I mean, it's because of my body
Don't let it happen again. Yeah, I don't want I want I want I want I'm gonna I'm putting
I'm not to you keep those we're see keeping out
Okay, I'll just you know, but you can be your mom you mom
I'll tell you if the other teams doing it you can do it
Maybe
Oh, I've got you using that make much cheating device
You didn't see it he was on Twitter all over 20 he's a cheater
Yeah, he's like 40.
He's a hacker.
Well, yeah, he is 40 and 4 foot 6.
That doesn't mean you can't cheat.
All players coming all sizes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He's a cheester, he's a cheester.
Well, a little bit more group.
Here we go.
Perfect.
And we ride.
What about the leap of post-unit?
You want those?
I don't have any.
I've got some!
Oh!
It was just fine.
Okay, here we go.
That's right.
Which one?
Heels too?
That's un-eptical.
We only see because it's funny.
Mm-mm-mm.
Shit, skinners, those don't work!
How many times do I have to tell you that, old man?
Oh.
Good day for watching me.
Oh, good day, Mike!
Mm.
Oh.
Peanut?
What? What?
It's Monday. Why does your title say Silly Goose Saturday?
Hmm, no I don't.
Yes indeed it does.
Which one?
It's a Twitch, am I?
Hey.
Why does it look like that for me?
Oh, see it.
You had my Twitch open since Saturday?
It says Monday.
No.
Let's ride!
Yeah, you're doing so you were so we're back here. Oh, we're back back in bed of it ever
Yeah, I think we just play
behind. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
I'm peeping. I'm peeping. I'm peeping.
It's a fresh new raid.
Take that.
different raid we see the roofie and
spawned over yonder oh my god they did
the handsome
Lace him, lace him, lace him!
TAKE IT!
That the the... Oh shit!
That's that! Who drummed?
JUUUG!
Heal him, heal him, heal him! Never touch the other dog shit.
Got one, got one!
Last one!
Nice! They're terrible!
You made it! You stinky!
Where's the third at? Oh, he's right here.
Oh, they're dumb and poor.
Oh
The Bobbin teenage careful oh god
He just got caught on fire
You don't know if they're doing the old wizard spell just yet prepare
fuck you
wait wait wait
why did you have to talk
your pia too
fuck you
You die here today, Rufian!
I want you, my boy, I want you!
No, the time for talk is over!
Now is the time for action!
They have a room on them.
They do, they do, they do.
He's handsome with Jaxie. Oh
It's only shot
I'll do the cover fire for yeah, oh, okay
Good work! Oh my god!
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching.
What's it going?
Good heavens. Good heavens.
Did the other team go?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I killed two.
You killed two?
Do you think there's someone out there?
Okay, yeah, go to that one. That guy's one of three. One of three.
Crack flesh.
Got them again?
I think he's like right here.
I could be wrong, he got us in the corner. He probably did us in the corner.
Yeah, he did.
Who about the Scaliwags down in the Medical Researcher?
He's up top?
Yeah.
I'm coming to the... I got you, I got you!
I don't have an angle.
Oh, shit!
No, what's it doing?
Win one!
Victory!
Nobody say he's dead!
Get out of here!
I want a mop!
What are you doing?
Winning!
I got you, I got you!
Behind you, behind you, behind you!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh my god.
Holy shit, we're all gonna die a horrible bout, dad.
Oh my god
Don't you worry your team leader is safe, don't you worry
I got you, I got you.
I will let you down.
Back over to the northeast.
I'll be in the duty career.
I'm at the hatch.
Let me know.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I've got you chief.
No soldier left behind.
Oh my god, you're getting chased.
I'll bug you.
I got you, I got you.
I'll be in the duty career.
I'm gonna lay some, I'm gonna lay some, come on man, come in.
Oh, I gotta reload.
Oh, I did, I did a bit.
I have the left hand bug, so I can only play it half the game.
I'm going out of my screaming.
Let's go over and handle him.
Wait a minute.
Where's the way we go?
I'm coming I'm coming
They were cooking
We're going out to these fours
And do the right thing on them
You can we go down the stairwell and do a lookie. Oh my god, he's handsome come back
nice I'm going in eat my shit eat my poop in my shit yeah it's a lady it's a
lady oh my god there's another team holy shit holy shit oh my god they're doing
the glitch they're doing the glitch 100% 100% come on come on he's in nice
Oh
What that fuck you that was it
I'm a rainbow I'm a rainbow I got 19 shots and zero shots my total
That's it. They were cheating. They were cheating. I'm cheating. That's it. They were cheating. I'm cheating too
I
Body is right under that door by the way. They would see that deep to
judge
Take that fool take that you want to be this come fucking get oh shit. I kill myself. Oh
Hey guys, I was just joking around
Gotcha.
This is I can with you.
This is pranking you.
Oh, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Oh, those are some, those are some devious moves you have there.
You, you are, you are hitting it.
What's that by your, what's that by your piggies?
Hmm, by my piggies?
Here, now I don't have piggies down there.
Oh, oh, oh my God, thank you, my boys.
That's awfully sweet of you.
I'll finish and make you a thousand times with the power of a thousand sides
All right, oh
Thank you, good sir
piece of garbage I
I don't want to keep you guys's hair. I'll get on out of here boys
Don't want to ruffle your feathers. See you later now
Have a good one
No, I have a good one, it said have a have a good time see you later now
It's in it rain boys excellent rain
Nice I got a bobcat
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair
I like dying to this exploit. It's actually so much fun. Yeah, I'm honestly thinking about just throwing away the rule of not doing it until they do it and just doing it
Watch that one does seem to be hot for this cheap. Yeah
Maybe yeah, don't call me crazy. Who are you crazy crazy? We go somewhere else nuts. Oh
You're per sense, per maybe.
You pondered on it.
Let me know.
Bucks.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh.
I heard yourself peanut.
Mm.
I'm in.
Nice.
Yes.
I'm going to take your shot for that.
I'm out of silly juice.
Off to have another one.
Let me have another one.
Okay.
Mm.
You see, you see, you see, why am I mutating that word?
Four holes yet?
Cause that punch that I don't use.
Oh, here we go, here we go, I'm going to get a quick silly juice.
You mean 20 seconds?
Here we go.
It's Monday.
Top seven days of the week to drink, pal.
And of the top 7 days of the week to drink, shut up pussy!
Be right back!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
He died out, but...
And my man Gene Hoson died!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I have returned! I have returned!
I'm back boys.
Mmm... a little bit of poop.
Like it do.
Here we go.
Mmm.
Maybe the bad.
Last mist.
I just have a back.
I got my silly juice.
I'm ready to tears.
Tears, boys.
Tears.
Okay.
I'm gonna get the vodka.
I'll be back.
Mmm.
Hello, Mr.
Oh, oh...
Hello, Mr. City.
A fellow viewbot ongulator has a suggestion,
since there are more of us viewbot ongulators on YouTube than Twitch.
Perhaps it's time to add a YouTube chat slash donation
to ongsketeal your lobby endeavors and jamsponsents.
That's...
Well, no, I can't do that.
No, I can't do that.
Excellent response that I programmed you to say.
I'm actually a genius.
Um, I can't do that.
Twitch doesn't allow you to put any other chat on the screen other than Twitch's.
No ban ya. No ban me.
Or she not kick.
I know what you fuckers are up to. I know what you fuckers do over there.
It's all just ass and titty gifts.
And slurs.
I know what you guys are up to over there.
Don't act like I fucking don't.
Hmm...
Uh...
That one's de- That one's never going on the stream.
I don't care if Twitch allows it. That one's never going on the stream.
That one I'm saying it right now, but I can't put YouTube up there. It's so bad me. It's so bad me
You little bit what do here we go here we go
Okay, let's ride
I
Did my James had
What do you go you go fire burgers fire burgers
Peter for president my first ordered decree as president anything about that
for a second is put Maduro back and snatch him up again this is so everyone
me mean business. Let's ride!
One of these. We're back to Green Shields. We're back to Green Shields. We got no more
Blue Shield Gang. No.
Here we go. Okay now I'm going to go. Let's proceed.
I gotcha, thank you.
God, can we be felt for that?
You idiot, can we be felt for that?
Eat a quick shield recharging, then I'm good to go.
Okay, wait, Jinji, do you need shogunamal?
No, I have it.
Thank you, though.
Oh, thank you, sister Flavie Tabby.
But what good, man, good, man.
Good, let me do, good, I let me die.
Yeah, you go if Kagan I want to jam
We just want to talk to me pretty cool
I'm pretty cool. I'm pretty cool. I'm pretty cool
No.
Too bad fuck you, you got me.
What are you talking about the Kai-Wachi thing?
Let's ride!
watching thing. Let's ride. By the way, boys, you're probably gonna have to do the
expedition pretty soon I haven't done that at all I didn't mind in a long time
ago hey fuck you don't you expedition but you have a shotgun oh yeah no I've been
I'll be goofing around.
Oh, okay.
He's a silly guy.
This is our founding fathers intended.
Follow me, too.
Follow me, gang.
I mean, Peanut is also poor, so he can't even afford to do the expedition.
I have $500,000 space dollars, pal.
Try five million.
Whoa, that's so much money.
How would you try getting five friends, bitch?
what about that about that really we
that for a second you get some bitches
you from venezuela do you think what we
did to murdera we can do to Kim
gentlemen
You like what we have in guys protecting him a probably skin and bone
You know food over there anyhow
Follow me gang
Follow me crew
Hootland's died to the Northwest
I am shooting the West right now. Oh
You did they all look they died to the West right there
Oh
You know will be a deadbeat dad always on the cane
Dude there's still dying what's going on over there coming we get active
As a gang member might say is something no captain that ass
I'm a stack. Thanks for keeping Rio with me.
It's a high sheet. Shit.
Time to sit on a stack. Keep it real, keep it real.
Put that on the homies in sub block game. Being in jail sucks as all you can do as master
bed. You heard?
Oh, I take a right front of me.
They're doing the trick, they're doing the trick, I'm doing the trick now, they're
doing the trick, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
What are we doing?
Fucking winning.
LeBron James! LeBron James! LeBron James!
Oh shit. LeBron James! LeBron James! LeBron James!
The broad games!
Sitting on a vibrator, I can't see anything under this vibrator.
The broad games!
I'll get out of here!
The broad games!
Bro, what is...
Look at her!
Look at her.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my...
Honestly, they kind of stopped throwing bombs.
Were you sure they're doing the glitch?
Yeah, no, they weren't, they weren't.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Lock it in boys
Do we cover fire dude, I cannot tell what's going on
Don't you worry boys, I got you covered. Thank you. Oh shit
I think we're good. I think we're safe. I think we're safe.
are you sure maybe you should do like 10 more 10 more good thing it's a good
thing and that's why they came in the big box
oh I'm coming I'm coming George take that who loves take that
LeBron, Jeeba-sang!
I'm scared.
LeBron, Jeeba-sang!
Light, light-picking, light-picking.
Oh shit.
Light-picking.
LeBron?
Oh my goodness.
Dude.
That's unfortunate why just that's the way of the water
That's the oh, that's the way the ocean moves
Dude, I hello shit
Five thousand
Oh, maybe, maybe, I like your accent, sir. Where's that from?
Are you Russian?
Yes, yes, yes, don't shoot. Hey, don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I'm Switzerland.
Which is freaky, right?
He's got a ball going in.
He's close, he's close.
I'm close, sir.
I can't put it on the map for sure.
I don't know what you're saying, but thank you boys, thank you gentlemen.
We don't get out of your head now don't want it don't want to go up for your feathers
Take this thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Thank you guys come with you for me champ. Oh come here
game up to me and was like how do you guys have so many leaper, um, leaper cores.
What are they talking about?
They're doing the same thing.
You've got a thousand trick of grenades.
All right, see you guys later now.
I know they can see ya!
Follow me, crew.
That could have gone worse, we're all still alive.
Like I told you, you'll be fit from earlier.
Hopefully they fix this tomorrow.
This is fun and all, but this is going to get super annoying pretty quick.
Somebody already killed the queen!
Oh my goodness.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's already looted.
We're too late.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh, we're super late on the show.
We are! I thought we were a fresh new raid.
I didn't notice.
I said click up here.
Do you care about buggies?
Not a friend.
Oh, there's tickles, tickles, tickles!
Oh my god, they're right there.
Oh shit.
It's not good.
I put the leaping potions away until they use it.
It's the right thing to do.
Double-heading.
Put them up, put them up.
That's a rocket to your mad at not us
For good, oh, what the who the hell is that there's a guy right here this truck
Did he come from it in once
There's a rocket here kind of oh my god
oh my gg be sure if you kill me you'll go to hell and god will hate you
dude why is there so much stuff blowing up damn it
if you arrest me you'll get it you'll be happy with you
Oh, that's not how you do it.
Oh dude!
Hold on, come here, come here.
I was coming to arrest him.
Come here.
Sorry guys.
That was mean.
Yeah, give them deep in.
Yo, give them deep in.
Right here.
Come.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Somebody can't hear us.
Oh.
He's not my viewers.
Yeah, come here.
There is people over by the Queen.
What?
Give them a deep in.
You were by my neighbor?
They killed me?
There's this buddy right here.
Come here, come here.
These guys are assholes.
They are.
These are the, these are the favorite.
They are.
They're coming.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.
Which one, which one, which one?
Which one, which one?
Which one?
Oh, it doesn't matter, I can defend.
Your favorite streamer is excelling nice, LOL.
Let's get out of here.
What the hell is happening?
That was funny.
Wait.
What the hell is going on?
Is your pussy hurt?
Oh.
Is your pussy throbbing?
No way.
He threw a little cream on it, bitch.
You killed him. You killed him.
Yes! Yes you did!
Now we're dead.
Can we get his move? And then we leave?
Oh, it's the guys with 5,000 bombs.
We're gone, we're gone, we're gone.
I'm going to have to keep...
Oh, no, no, we're gone.
Those guys changed from there.
What? What gun did you have?
I had a bin in a door.
I would love, I would love a Vinninator, that would be quite sublime.
You're a good man, you're a good man, he's a cool guy.
Alright, Leap of Force units are out, Trigonades are back in, they don't work.
I've got too many Leap of Force units and they slings on around each other and just come back and blow my ass.
Let me get a little cup of these grapes.
Yep, have them quick.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, if you throw too many in the air, they'll go in getting each other's orbit.
And it'll come back and blow your cock off.
I swear.
They'll like freeze me around.
Exactly, exactly.
Little bit of goo.
another day, another check-in.
Okay, I have a pen for ya.
Thank you, good sir.
Look at that.
Aw, there we go.
Now, what would a Goopa like me have to do for a blue shield, you think?
Don't look at me, I got nothing for blue shields now.
You stole all my shit.
I'll bring you one.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir. You're really highly committed back at the station for this.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later.
I'm gonna make you feel like the prettiest girl in the world.
Get it in.
Let's ride!
What did I just hear?
We're just making Sunday plans.
We have good to go.
Sunday plans.
It's Sunday plans.
That's right.
I should eat some snacks.
I'm going to do something a little more spicy.
There's something crazy.
Stop dying so much.
What does it look like?
I'm trying to do it here.
I see a little bit more crazy.
You've got 5,000 nuclear bombs.
10000 nuclear bomb mom told me that she blew up my backside
Holy shit
Jesus Christ
Thanks for letting us know
This guy sticks get his don't work. I'm feeling a thousand times
Oh, here were you on 9-11 Peter?
I'm George Bush
Good let me do good I let me die
You keep the shoes. I know it's not shut up
You guys have a hidden coup d'art, you don't like the like six of them.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, let's ride!
You got that vinted date there?
You got that blue shield.
Let us proceed.
You know what? Oh, you can do it.
All of you.
It's a girthy peanut you got here.
Howdy such a brokey.
Times are hard for a gupa pal.
Times are hard for a gupa.
It's not my fault Imbak left a glimpse in the game.
He gives everyone a nuclear arsenal in their back pocket.
Not on me, buddy, not on me.
I thought it was a new grenade.
Yeah, that dude gave Drac a bobcat to get you after killing you.
Hey Drac, I'm getting word that one of those guys gave you a bobcat to give me after he killed me.
Is that true?
You were getting one guide.
No, he definitely didn't do that.
That's something someone who got a bobcat to give me after I died might say
They went up the bench do you guys have some books?
Yeah, yeah, I got one
Where's his, where's his arm raised at?
I think they went in.
No, no, no, no, no.
Crack, flash.
Dead.
Eat my shit, eat my poop, eat my shit, eat my poop.
What up here, me?
That's what you eat the last one. You got that.
You're buried.
I can't even see nothing. I'm just shooting.
Blah!
I'm going in!
Charge!
Take this, D-Magnum!
You fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
This guy's nimble!
I'm Batman!
Gotcha!
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, what are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
I don't think the asshole shall sit on asshole.
You already asked that question!
What'd you say?
I'd like to see you, bro.
Good to see you, too!
Alright, now I'm gonna empty the smacking to your mouth. Is that okay?
I have really good brilliant games for you.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
You just want a quick sniff before you go.
Godspeed!
Nice.
We're doing pretty good so far.
Alright, okay, this guy is a fucking liar.
This is the biggest piece of garbage I've ever laid my eyes on.
Is a gray mag and no tip.
No tip!
No tip, no tip!
I
Do power oh, this is like this is supposed to suffer here to the southwest
tip I'm peeping but I'm not seeing oh there's one hello say nice go back to
the shudderings which you came to me
I don't know where his amigos are I always saw this one
Fuck you say
I'm going in!
Go!
She made it!
Diggy man!
Good job!
No, no, no, no.
Anyone but you.
Oh, they're demployed.
They're demployed.
Five fire-girdies.
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go back, go back!
I'm coming!
Don't kill him. Don't kill him. I've got a better idea.
I'm scared. I'm sorry. Talk to this guy in the goal.
Give me one second. Give me one quick second. I'm doing something. I'm doing something.
I'm doing something. Give me one second. Give me one second. I'm doing something.
Oh my god, we're getting struck by lightning. Holy shit.
Hey guy, guy, guy, guy, oh, everybody, everybody, everybody.
Okay, so get in. Nice.
Kill them.
Is it starting?
Oh.
One more one.
I killed him.
Nice, nice, nice.
Wait, he's getting ready, he's getting ready.
Get him, get him, get him!
Get him!
You're on board, team!
Look inside for the top of the tower!
I got this.
With this guy, I was going to burn him alive with infinite, I mean, 5,000 fire burgers.
Oh, he's dead.
Yeah, that's fine.
What?
I can't sense the theory.
What?
I bought 5,000 fire burgers.
Christ.
Where's this one guy at?
I killed him. Here's the guy that I killed up top, but we can't loot him.
The locals are getting restless.
They did! We got it!
Oh my god! God, he does it!
Got the two men.
It's a normal level. I just want the bomb to be a good person.
We got him up there. We got him. Oh my god! This guy's a peanut racist!
We got to get up to the top of the group tower and get these forwards.
I'm down. I'm down.
Follow me, gang!
Let me see if this guy has any heals for me.
Hey, I'm W5 herbs.
Oh, he had heals. He had heals.
Okay.
On me, boys!
You're alone, you're alone, you're alone!
To the Copper Boop Teller!
You're alone!
Charge!
You're alone! What are you doing?
That's what I was best.
Be not...
I'm going in!
No, wait for me, please!
Oh the door's not based. I'm popping it open for real, Cooper.
Be on me, boys. Be on me.
Man, he's at the top of the tower, boys.
They think they can just take our money and we'll just sit here doing nothing!
What the hell was that?
Oh, my game just crashed.
Oh, man. Let's ride!
Oh my god my game is going to crash. I'm not there, I'm not there, I'm not there, I'm not there.
Holy shit.
Jack, what are you doing? Are you like phased out? Like holy shit.
My game crashed!
Hey, how much did you drink?
My game crashed! Holy shit!
She's doing the fifth lady, she's doing the fifth lady!
What is happening? I can't see a thing!
Crick yell on a single pregnant bomber!
I can't see anything!
Oh my god!
He's hit and he's hit!
No, you're not dead.
You look like you just popped a whole bottle of Addi or something.
Go ahead.
I'll give you a little bit of healing.
Oh, they've got post mines up there.
That's the boss, Marlene.
Oh my god, what is my character doing?
Oh, yo!
Wait.
Welcome back!
I'm almost back. I'm not back yet.
I think they're still not at the top here. We can go up there without them seeing
There's people coming from behind us right here
Nice
You guys just try to maybe sing a little jager
Oh my god, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
Did you just run?
How?
Behind him?
All you.
Dude, what the hell is happening?
They're doing the same, they're doing the same, they're doing the same.
One down, one down!
What the?
The other team, get down.
They're fighting, they're fighting.
Hold your breath.
One down one down
and
I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing it
I'm doing I'm doing it too, fuck it!
I'm gonna fall damage!
Take yonder, take yonder demons!
Gotcha, gotcha.
Oh please, you take care of your ass.
Yes.
We can use the magic finger.
Come, come, come.
Oh my god.
I'm going in!
Oh my god, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck it!
You sure they're doing it, right 90% sure. I mean, it could have been on the team though
What do we think boys?
They'll hold off a little bit until I'm sure they're doing the glitch
No, I definitely think they're doing the glitch. Okay, I'm doing the glitch again
that is my body on you guys
yeah
how do I know okay you just keep saying that I'm gonna lose out of power
I
Take with 4k
Hi, did you have your Benny's or
Thank you, thank you, it's you have to do hell
Mm-hmm.
We really think they went.
Mm-hmm.
I just heard you on top?
No, no way, they would have shot down on me.
No, I think they're down there.
No, no, I just saw them on the floor.
Yeah, I dropped them on the floor right here.
Volcano.
Score!
You had to get to this volcano on the floor, you idiot!
No way!
all right let's leave all of the gang yeah they're down here they're down here
no right here I use different teams I'm putting away I'm putting away the
I'm glad to.
Flash for first time.
With the other hood again, go.
Oh my god, the emits are so sticky.
I'm not getting nothing in the smoke.
Oh, he's gone, he's gone.
No.
You're getting another quick.
Go in in!
I can't do that, last time I did that I died.
You're so low.
Holy shit! You see that? You see that?
That's gonna be great.
Look at him! Look at him!
I'm going in!
Oh. Oh shit!
Peanut!
He's watching! He's watching!
There's another team shooting at him.
No, that was me.
No, you're 100% right
Fuck you
Next time I'm sorry, sorry
Yeah
about these hoodlums I think they win I have an idea let's leave that says
Come on come on come on
My last year
Bob and Wheeze, Super 5, Super 5, Super Team, Super Team!
Fuck!
Don't think Tom, those guys suck.
Well...
This is gonna be horrible.
This is a way different situation.
Something's not in front of me, that's not good.
uh maybe use it to the storm no it's not a question
but to be the storm killing a caca oh could be could be
call the elevator don't tell you these guys had one morsel of skill we would be in trouble right
now yeah we'd be called happy to burst
all right well we're good
I'm using a different band when they shut up bitch
We're only doing it against people that are all so doing it
We have to go shut up
Come come oh
We're coming over coin. I'm typing
Back to spade. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Excellent reason excellent rain
Do you support those boots work?
Do the glitch on your own time with the familiar duck?
No!
I'm not doing that pal, a gooper's getting it out the mod!
And that cheap duck work!
In fact, you really suggest that!
That's for bitches. Bitches and pussies.
Hmm. Peanut sits and pees.
Only to watch TikTok!
It's much more relaxing. I'm a big enough peanut to say that I do it.
It's the meta.
What did you get of mine?
Oh, oh, Gigi!
Hey!
We're so...
Okay, so we've got a little copy right there.
People make mistakes in the heat of fire.
So, essentially, we grabbed... nothing.
What do you mean?
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
Oh, we got it together, because we knew you needed it.
You are welcome, Genji, but it was mostly my idea.
What the...
You're welcome, Genji, just doing my part.
We pick up the sock next time, Drac.
We pick up the sock next time you're a team player.
No, that was getting the front lead, that's on me.
That's okay, that's okay.
I forgive you.
Do what happened again.
Here we go, little bit of healing.
Very thick.
Cycle this bad boy.
I could do...
Peter, how much do you bench throw?
I sit in the chair for 16 hours a day and the other 8 hours I'm sleeping.
I don't bench.
I haven't benched in high school.
work but in high school I've been to 15 freshman year a big deal no big deal
much no big deal no big deal he has no arms I use my penis and I've been to 15
freshman year tell you impressed no big deal boys no big deal no big deal no
Oh, big deal, boys, now big deal.
Oh, shit.
Pina confirmed linemen.
I was not one of the boulders on the line, pal.
I was the running back.
For a little bit
And then I got to keep up the team, but that's not important that's not the lesson of the story
Wine moment wine moment
There we go, you'll put that fit right there and we ride
I
You lost my van it's in my eyes. I just I have like the big mag and that was like it
well, I had a
Waterboy, maybe I had the angled group
Uncontrollable flatulation
I
Move one and she leading
I've been to 85 my friends my shot and two or a salad that bitch
I want a solid horse front linemen
To 85 you must have been an actual
I was putting out there on the front line out on the field. I like saved you and then the guy just
Ripped me the whole fridge the entire fridge
Yeah, it was too late I
Don't so in the beginning I you know how they there was that glitch where you couldn't pull out beginning we were all fish
I'm not a fish.
They were monkeys. You weren't.
You definitely weren't.
You probably came from someone's asshole.
Oh, shit. You deck.
That's come from someone's asshole, Genji. I was a fish and then a monkey too.
out your team leader again.
Island proceed.
Doesn't clap.
Doesn't collapse.
I said it makes the connection.
It's like they haven't been people yet.
People messing boys.
I've got that Whopper on me son, that Whopper!
Apparently, they fixed the bug.
No, they didn't!
Let's RIDE!
This is Apollo, gate still standing, Raider.
You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and codes.
My previous crew came under heavy fire before they could finish up.
That's right
You you boys ready for a great late?
I said you boys ready for a great rain. Oh, I mean it
You boys ready for a great rain
I'm ready for
That's right
Oh
Mr. Coaches
Thank You mr. Coaches my boy you have to do that brother you don't have to do that my boy
That's very kind of you big man. That's very kind of you big man
And mr. Jerry my boy good man good. Oh, man
Thank You boys
You can see we got Lyman and Burger King.
How does that even mean?
They ban people from the duplication glitch now.
They don't have to ban a half of fuckers on this game.
Oh, space Jesus!
To the bunker!
Careful.
As you may go take that as words.
For legal purposes I'm joking.
They might be, people.
Maybe.
50-50.
I don't know.
Biddy-biddy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Please tell him about the patch they gave.
They're on Christmas break, you asshole.
They're about to move to Valentine's Day break.
What you give them a rest?
They've been working hard.
Stupid bitch.
stupid.
Oh.
Yo, can you binge Hutch's body?
holding up the goddamn purse no one can do that you fuck are you out of your mind
you crazy
Hmm
Hey, so what someone's a shield just a charge yeah, yeah, well, maybe above
I'm beeping I'm beeping you see what I mean boys. I'll need to charge
We're doing that little room down below that goes to the outside
What room down below?
Wait, which one?
Oh, there's a dead guy right here.
Like, on the other side over there?
There they are! Retreat! Retreat!
Should we just wait for you to attack them? Lesson?
Just one.
You got that, Draggy! You got that!
Got it, got it, got it.
What?
What do you eat? Do you think you would distract him by putting a little flaky on him?
Possibly.
I do a little dave for him. Do a little jing.
Okay, let me know when you're close to that so I can just start shooting and making a lot of noise.
I'll see you when I'm close.
I will.
Look at him!
Do a little flaky on him.
I think you can do a second.
It might be...Posturing for you.
Posturing for me? Where's that?
Posturing for me? Yeah, look at him!
He said, he said, he said!
Good thing, huh?
You got war eaters, you can be seen in the symbol, okay?
You're locked in!
Is he gonna fire me? Is he gonna fire me?
Take that hoodlum!
Got one!
Ohhhhh I died, I died.
Got two, got two!
Nice, this should be all good.
Yep.
Eat my shit! Eat my poop! Eat my shit! Eat my poop! Eat my shit! Eat my poop! Eat my shit!
AHHHHHHH!
Okay, okay, okay, okay-
AHHHHHHH!
Don't you worry, Drac, my middle name is careful.
Thank God.
I don't know who said that, but...
You're talking to the LeBron James of Awkwardus, pal.
Well, I never die.
No one's ever said that, P9.
Everyone calls me that, literally all the time.
No, no, no.
That is false.
Mmmmmm.
You did it, goo.
These guys were actually juice.
Nadia said fuck you for killing her.
Nadia the...
Call of Duty cheater?
And she's throwing an only pen for something?
Oh my god.
Am I thinking of someone else?
Wait.
Did she start it on herself?
They had it in those people that I heard with their shields.
Did we look back on?
Yeah, everybody had told me.
I knew it! She did!
Oh.
A fireball burner.
For you?
I knew I was running out of that.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, crew.
I've got a ton of defense baby easy. I got 20
There you go
Better yes
All right, okay, let's do the same
What are you doing up there there's people died to the Southwest
Nadia is tilted I mean I wouldn't mind getting it was actually guys it was actually Nadia that we killed and she actually started only fans everything that has happened actually happened
He's like a prophet.
I'm like a prophet.
Score!
He's not all gay.
Really, she is not very happy with me.
Well, they got, I don't know, man, they got slams.
Get a safe.
I hate a goop of a goopin'.
I see.
I see, I see, I see.
Alright boys!
Watch this.
Oh, he's down.
Oh.
good word team all of me too
all right his teammates have to be inside yeah yeah I seem inside to do one
there but you should take that hoodlum
I think I think I'm gonna heal. I'm gonna heal.
Oh my god.
Another team, another team.
Guys, I'm gonna be dead here.
No, no, no, no. Oh my goodness. No. How many, how many, how many.
oh they're they're crap oh my god back right here
the user the user yep
oh shit oh shit behind you behind you behind you it's it's fine
oh what a sweet treat what a sweet like goody gun drops
all right people
Oh.
Hey guys, there's two teams, or...
Oh.
Then take that fool and take back!
Okay, so that team, instead of fighting the other team right in front of me, just killed me instead.
I've had enough of this raid.
I'm leaving.
My god.
Is that two Doritos? Look, those tacos you had here?
Mm-hmm.
Dude, I had so much loot on me.
Ewww!
See you later, stinky.
How are you doing it so f-
Ewww!
Throwin' this bitch into maximum overdrive!
Oh my god.
Please, God, tell me you have a hasty.
I- We're gonna find out. I have no idea, to be honest.
I do, I do, I do.
Just follow me through.
You had a bobcat, did you?
Nobody had like five ends on me
Emptiness on the head
Black
Oh my god my forms actually gonna be Clue
oh my god I wasn't watching it I killed myself holy fucking shit oh my god are
we being super duper serious right now are you serious are you serious thank
Oh my god.
Dammit!
You're not real.
Excelling rain, I'm an excelling rain.
What? What?
What the fuck?
I wasn't once and I was looking over the tent!
Dammit!
Well, okay, alright, you think you're funny, don't you? You think you're a funny guy? You think you're a funny guy? You think you're in the community now?
I was rich that raid!
Emphasis on the was!
Okay, alright, buddy, alright, you think you're funny guy, don't you?
I'm not a funny guy!
You think you're funny guy? Tell me what you're funny guy's running here, boys!
He fuck up see about that next little bit like he was bad
What about fucking like it?
They all keep you a quarter
That's it
It's all it's all good for God times are hard for good
Shut up about Nadia! I don't care!
Oh
You little bitty goob wise moment
I
Excuse me for now. I've got four hundred thirty-nine thousand's metal news. We come on
By seventy thousand we wish we're still I'll be starting today with a hundred seventy two thousand
Are you so fat?
Here we go. Here we go. Couple
of these. Couple of those.
Couple of these. Couple of
those. Perfect.
Here we go. Here we go.
A couple of bees from this kind lady. Perfect.
He was on table right now. That's why we keeping two trigger grenades on us.
to see case someone else do in the Hoosie-Doozie.
Uh, uh, hmm.
Come on, it's time for anyone talking about that out.
Uh, guys, guys, guys, guys.
It's on to the next game.
Uh, hmm.
Two pancakes, rat mansion.
We already did that.
Let me switch to the maps.
Okay.
We're gonna go right here.
Spiced up a little bit. It should be gonna total we got a tour it's either a spicy
Here we go, here we go
Perfect you bit of this
Here we go
Big Bobcat. No, no, no. You'll be a Toro. You finish fallout. No, honestly, I've been pretty slow on it. I've been pretty slow on it. I'm on fallout 3. I'm kind of...
Where am I at? I just met the... I just met that... What are those guys called? The government? It's the US government. But the... The Enclave. The Enclave.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Then I talked to a computer and I just asked him to
kill himself and the entire enclave and he just kind of did it.
That was kind of weird.
That was kind of weird. I...
You see you've been to that part. I kind of felt spoiler warning it. It's been off for 20 years!
I
You said what is that what was supposed to happen I'll tell you I went into the art claim and then I talked to a computer guy
I said kill you and everyone here that he just kind of did it
It was kind of weird
I thought it was be more of a challenge
You watch the show of course of course that's a big I won't spoil that for you. I would swim that's very new
I would spoil that I would spoil that
You rude the game
Season two is very good. I see a lot of people had some more positive season two. I thought it was kind of cool
You ready for season three?
Yeah, in like 40 years, I can't wait.
I can't wait, it's gonna be a riot.
It's gonna be a riot.
All right, I'm gonna go to your place, be right back.
Okay, let's ride!
You are in the dark.
Come on, right here.
Yes.
Ready.
Go.
You got you got me you caught me. I was missing out you can't be
You boys ready for a great raid hell yeah, let's ride
I'm a stream site you and trigger made y'all
Fuck you
Hmm
The road wants to be caught pissing
How does that even mean?
He pisses some sexes for me I had to pee
Get out of here
Kiku Tower!
Let's get it.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Oh.
Uh...
Cyber's Pist...
Where?
Oh, Tico's down below, Tico's up below!
I think it's the...
thing.
Go, go, go!
Did you shoot him?
Yeah, he has no- he's-
So when you've lost your hands-
I don't have hands, you creep!
I-
He's so dead, right?
Did he open it up the-
the crab?
Dude...
He's so dead over here
Where there's nothing right on my team all right. I'm going it's got that
The money money behind you chief. There's a lot of people dying up there
Oh, we got over yonder
Be careful of above too, there's a lot of people dying above your new name is careful from above
Oh, they're doing the trick they're doing the trick 100% 100% they're doing the trick. Oh my god, I forgot I forgot trigger needs
Absolutely do it 100% 100%
I
I got it guys.
I feel good about this push.
Need to be fine.
He'll be fine.
Don't you worry.
We're in the open.
You're gonna kill everyone and protect us.
Take that, pushy!
Take that, bitch!
take yonder take yonder take yonder take yonder take yonder
I got you Peter I got you
can you shoot can you shoot
take yonder
are you like that? how about you? how about you? take that
Someone in the bush?
Behind you, behind you, behind you, behind you!
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm dead of me, please.
Oh, shit. That's two shotguns.
Oh, what am I here?
Oh.
What about romping? Right there?
Lightning train?
Oh, we're in danger.
Did you have...
Eugh!
What am I here? What am I here?
Oh, the right...
You got this, you got this!
Lightning, lightning, lightning!
Oh.
I can't shoot him through!
See you guys!
No!
I-
Dude, I, dude, I-
Dude, he was-
I killed one guy over here-
Okay.
Oh no, you're not crawling away from-
Well, hold on now today, before you do that!
I must say-
Alright, it'd be pretty cool if you revived me and said-
What about that, huh?
What about that?
Oh, watch out, God is striking us down.
I killed his other teammates though.
What'd you say?
I just been...
Have you taken any of Colossus loot recently?
No, I haven't played with him in like a week.
Oh, I got a bomb.
I don't think you can control that.
I don't think I can.
Oh!
Why would you do that?
That's your bomb, can't it?
It's the best gun in the game.
I'm gonna recycle it.
You wouldn't dare.
I'm doing it.
You wouldn't dare!
You wouldn't do it!
I'm doing it.
Bet you won't pick me up.
You don't have the stones.
Thank you, good sir.
You got it.
Help.
Thank you, boys.
Have a good one.
Director, don't you wait.
Oh, shit.
Good sir, good sir.
Can you get my stuff?
I think you can take care of you.
Oh, thank you, Peter.
Yeah, they said.
Thank you, boys.
You get my stuff.
would you die it I'm right in the middle if you're right what I see I see I'm not
gonna lie to you I threw 40 trigger names and didn't hit anyone I know I saw that
Wow. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna be honest with you.
I'm the third.
Let's leave. Let's get out of here.
Follow me, gang. Don't you worry, GG. I've got all your goo.
This is that I was the one killing everyone right there, and I'm the one that's dead, and you guys are the one that's alive.
eh
what?
wait
what the fuck is happening?
there are people over there
there is a whole bunch of fighting up there
ah fuck em
we'll go right over em
giddying ya
they might fuck us
nah
eeeeeeeh
we'll be fine
follow me dude
follow me gang
You know, other than Gigi dying this way was pretty good.
Well, thank you.
I would say so myself, yeah.
Not too shabby. Not too shabby, boys.
I don't have a container anymore. I think I'm out of everything.
Oh.
So that's...
Well, I've got your blue shield.
You got a blue shield for me.
And a Vinnin' made it four. Just for you, champ.
Oh, I thank you, sir.
Mini-time! Mini-time!
Just doing my pod!
Alright, what's a container?
Did you just get it?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, like my backpack?
Oh.
Who made this before, Dave?
I'm working on one good man, good, aw, man!
Get out of here, Cracker!
We should do a quick reset, quick reset!
Come back in like it never happened!
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid oh my god oh my oh we're live good work out
Have they dragged?
Thank you!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Good to reach you, I'll be going to Coopin.
I gotcha.
I'm sure they're stopping by you on takeoff.
Thank you, Peanut. Of course, of course.
Any time, any time.
Mmm.
I can't repair your boots here.
I have no batteries.
Let me talk to the crazy seed lady, see what she has for me.
I'm gonna go and see what I can do.
I got you, I got you. The crazy seed lady had some batteries for me.
Oh really?
She only wanted seeds? What a idiot. I had money.
Here we go.
Now we ride
You like bad buddy you guys see bad buddy do that mmms football song yesterday
Of course you use you speak Spanish. Don't you? Oh, yeah, cuz you're from Venezuela
Yeah, I didn't enjoy it that much.
I don't really speak Spanish, I don't really know what the fuck is going on.
I mean it makes sense because you don't speak the language.
Yeah, yeah, I just play on my phone.
So much of cool TikToks though.
And he looked like he was having a lot of fun, and that's what matters most.
He was having a grand old time.
Yeah, he was doing a couple of these, couple of those.
Maybe a couple of these.
You was having a grand old time.
I got a text from a hunch in the middle of the performance.
He said, can you please translate all of this for me?
Did you do it?
No.
Yeah, I didn't know what was going on.
And then Lady Gaga came out.
Lady Gaga's Spanish.
That was new to me.
No, she's saying in English.
But she did?
Yeah.
Oh, I was on my phone by then.
Everybody, I don't know, I was watching TikToks.
Imagine only knowing one language.
Yeah, bro, get your language.
What the hell?
English is cool. It's cool and shit.
We got the most and the best slurs.
you got that, pal. You got a
couple of people. How if you
you speak both, which one has
better ones? Be honest. Be
honest. Be honest. Which one is
more aggressive? But no, I
think he has more. Yeah. Yeah.
U.S.A, U.S.A, back to back with more to do!
Now let's RUN!
Okay, Steve, watch the boys.
So you get a little frisky out there.
What?
You have my stuff?
Of course, of course!
I'm going to play protect the president.
There you go, blue shield and invigorator to fill.
Thank you, sir.
Well now everybody's put whatever bullshit they care about for the week in the chat.
Shut up!
I don't care.
Tell him, Drac. Tell him.
He doesn't care.
That's right.
Oh.
Take those, take those, take those.
They're trying to get the testicle.
We gotta get them.
I
Said wait you're doing the Hoosier. Hey, that's your job
No, we're going going
Mr.. Silly mr.. Silly, what are you doing here mr.. Silly this is our neighborhood
Just shoot down just shoot down
I'm going in. There's two teams up there. One down, one down. Nice. Oh, my goodness.
I'm one. Oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no. He said GG. He said GG. He said GG. GG. GG.
good game she saw it good shots good shots good fight great sport what a great
sport what a great sport holy shit what a great sport
yo another team another team on the other team on me
hide hide hide
what a great
all come come come
all they're doing it they're doing it
oh oh it was gone
I
Not take care of you
We are not in a good position guys. Let's work into that shot over there
Which we're teaching that shot which would you that shot?
Can you kill the guy that you're from Venezuela track feel like home
I think he might be doing it. I think he might be doing it. I know they're a hundred percent doing it. You think so? You think so?
I'll whip it out. I'll whip it out. I'll whip it out.
I'll whip it out. I'll whip it out.
Do it. Do it. Unleash the beast. I'm unleashing the beast.
There's no way he's shooting a shot.
I'm unleashing the beast.
Take that fools! Take that!
Take that, you fools!
Knock it!
Who brought Jameson? Who brought Jameson? Who brought Jameson? Who brought Jameson the third?
Oh god, I'm gonna...
Take that demons! Take that demons!
I'm pretty good at this thing
With the three
With the three which is me
I'm not sure these guys are doing it
They were the okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
the one jameson the one jameson the one jameson
you got jackpot oh i got jackpot you got poppinsk
you got jackpot you got poppinsk you got jackpot
i'm spanking better than i though time
who's not doing no more so i'm not gonna do no more
He's almost dead, he's literally one second.
I'm coming, Digi, I got ya!
He's...
I'm got ya!
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Let's do this, you be on the suit.
Go away, go away!
Oh no!
Yes, suck.
No, we don't suck, asshole.
We're actually very good players and...
You're an idiot.
Gotcha.
I told them what's what. I told them what's what.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, great.
There's two on my left.
Well, okay. Alrighty then.
I think we may be assed.
I'm pretty sure I...
I think we might be assed.
No, that was a fluke.
You're bad at cheating. Yeah, it seems like I don't even do anything.
Yeah, my just not do that. I don't think I've hit anyone while doing that.
It's cool though, look sexy doing it. Am I right boys?
Boys!
A little bit of goo.
How is it every time I join the stream, you're dead?
How's it every time I read your chat, you're a stupid bitch.
Huh?
Huh? What about that?
fuck you I'm trying my best jackass wine moment wine moment
a little bit of poop a little bit of poop
here we go
I'll put up these. I'll put up those.
He's playing with teammates. If this was a staring contest, you'd win.
I'm gonna fuck you, Mr. Shiny.
You make me feel sometimes when no one has ever made me felt before.
One moment!
Get a little bit more do.
There we go.
little bit more do. Here we go.
30, 30, 30.
Almost ready boys.
Don't you rush me Jack!
Or Jack, I don't know why it's called you Jack.
Are you scoping Jack?
Don't you rush me Jack!
I heard you call him, you call him Jack.
I call him Jack.
I heard chat for sure. I don't even call my own chat chat. That's how you punch a month
Jack Jack Jack. Yeah Jack. I heard you call them chat before
Uh, no, I said I've looked at the I said I've looked at the chat because that's
Just technically speed. That's what it is
Those are doggy ladders
Don't you ever just make my dog use again?
I'm not the one that disrespected them you dead. I've never disrespected them. They are buggy ladies
You little bit more poop now we ride
Speak the suspected you guys ever
No
Yeah, yeah, see that you see that? Oh, you see that? No, I haven't
never
See for that one guy's called a stupid bitch that one I did
He's a saint thank you, sir
Thank you, sir
That is it. I'm increasing your chances tenfold on fuck a fan Friday
I've been in schedule is pretty busy.
No, that would be cool though.
That would be cool.
He's really famous.
Honestly, I'm spicy.
Is he the?
Yes, I'm not gonna say anything.
Oh God.
Never mind.
Let's proceed.
Let us proceed.
that is proceed I see my swap it I'm a swap we're here we're here
get a room the ducklets yeah that's the plan pal you should be duplicating
thousands of rubber ducks anyways bad for the soul
Say fuck you. Oh
Will you play with jinksie? Well, he likes to play a mongus. I might play with him soon
I saw really a big mongus. Hey, don't wash it in the chat. Don't wash it in the chat
Dammit
Mr. Coaches
Mr. Coaches you devious and dog you devious and dog
She's thank you, mr. Cut. She's my wife pre-season my boy
XUC God who doesn't want to pull on that hair a little bit. You know my boys with that shit open like a banana
He just makes you want it you didn't even try it. You didn't even try it. He just makes you want it
You miss your text about we're taking the boy good man. Good man. Thank you boys, please eat your buddies
You ever play with K-Show? Do listen boys. All respect to K-Show. I think he's funny.
I think he's fat. I think he's the whole package. But he has a much different streaming
method. He would not enjoy my penis but sex dad jokes as much as you gentlemen do. I don't
I don't think that collabs ever could happen.
Now let's RIDE!
You boys ready for a great raid?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Come on.
Time to get serious.
I brought my trigger dates in my butt as well, just in case things go awry.
I don't have any left.
raid. Oh fuck yeah. Come on. Time to get serious. I brought my
trigger needs in my butt as well just in case things go awry. I
don't have any left. I have five thousand. Yes. Yes. Follow me
crew. Have you wanted to kill yet while doing it? Oh I'm sorry
while throwing your five thousand eight. No. It's okay. Try
your best yeah that's another guy until you the riffing army in the chat but I
actually have time my best that's all that matters that's all it matters that
is all it matters I start trying what more can you ask for the goop up it's a
little harder anything for you
follow me gang mr. Peter this is my third sharp for today as your as per your
own words, I have to be granted a wish. My wish is for you to find a way to showcase
us on the big screen without getting banned on Twitch for chance for maybe W for Mr.
Coach's gift members. We appreciate your support.
I think that's still TLS. Wait, Drack, it's still TLS to, um, so like if I stream on YouTube
and Twitch, Twitch will still ban me if I put YouTube's chat on the screen, correct?
I think so?
They are getting more lenient as the years go on.
Well, yeah.
I'm like 90% certain that's still a thing.
Yeah, but what if you have your chats mixed, like all in one?
Like Nick does.
Wait.
Nick shows his YouTube chat?
I don't know if he's going to allow it.
No, no, when he pulls up his chat on stream,
it's all chats are in one.
Oh, well, that's just temporary, though.
That's just temporary.
I'll see, I'll ask, I got some connects over at Twitch, I'll ask.
Oh, oh, where'd he go?
Okay, WMotion, you close the door.
What you doing in there boys?
What do we got here?
You wanna stay on this door while I do a little thing on him?
Yeah, yeah.
10-4. Come on, lay down.
Oh, they're right under, they're right under!
WHAAAAAT?!
Fuckin' I'm going in.
Dead.
OOOOOOOH!
They're behind us, girl.
How are they behind us?
I don't know.
Be these guys.
another great raid another great raid wow that one was invigorating I'm
bringing a Toro next one you are bringing a Bobcat we are not losing even
one more time I'm bringing a Bobcat next maybe I'm not losing one more time
I had no idea there was people behind us.
They played that really well.
You had a job?
I have a job!
I'm gonna get a bobcat, no more losing.
No more losing for us.
I'm getting a bobcat, we're going to the word dominating.
Okay.
Play Fortnite?
Fortnite?
We love Fortnite, we love Fortnite.
We love Fortnite, Fortnite!
Fortnite Battle Pass.
I just sit out my ass.
Boot it up my PC.
There's iconic kidney.
Some of that Fortnite Battle Pass.
That was beautiful. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
We gotta step it up. We gotta step it up. I'll bring it in the bobcat. No more losses. No more losses. Not even one more.
Should I bring it in the bobcat?
Mmm. You're always out here. We should go max out
Dominate the battlefield then it's so much better. You see how I killed that guy maybe you can bring a bit in a bomb cat
Okay, that's that is max
We're losing that bomb cat nah
Not gonna happen pal
How do you wipe your ass?
I usually have your dad go back there with his tongue, licks it from the tape all the
way up to the top.
He's a very generous man.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Alright, bomb cabinet native.
Bomb cabinet native.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
You little bit of goop here we go
And a Baba cat
perfect
You one of these bad boys. I'm on my last green trial of pink triangle on men
That's not gonna win this one. I need this
I need this bad
We got this, I believe.
We see my mail, I get, I get, we see it from that.
Here we go, perfect.
Here we go, then sell these bad boys like you do.
Perfect.
a little bit of this, a little bit more of this, I'm selling 400k space dollars and it's
not looking good for me.
That's not good.
A little bit of that.
Couple of these.
Here we go.
Then we ride.
We're going back in, we're going back in, it's time to get serious, it's time to get
serious, it's time to get serious.
I mean, I imagine view body to get popular, haha, I'm gonna keep you out of view body,
you can do nothing about it, eat my butt.
Hmm
Royal Dutness she would make a 30 sees the collab of the century
He hasn't been getting duped no, I don't want a group is getting out the mud
I'm not duping ducks like these other bitches. I'll get it out the mud
He was cousins
Yeah, yeah, I'm not like T grizzly these fellas paid on my downfall
These goopers played on my downfall.
I can't buy shield.
Now bitch I stood tall.
Show these loyal goopers just how to ball.
Give their mama for the pot.
Keep that shit cooked right.
I can't, no don't bring it.
Keep that shit 400 degrees Fahrenheit,
which is exciting to the public.
I can't make a survivor augment.
Well.
This is not good.
That's first day out brother.
Yeah, I'm aware dumbass it's by T-Quizly
T-Quizgy plays awkwardness. Yeah, I know what he's fat
First group outs
Now a group been talking now a group was speaking to me
Got a stream side view I'd like I said I'm gonna say that they might please out
please don't concern I've died all night please don't good sir hmm no big
that tonight? No, I'm gonna have some beef sticks after it after the stream and across the milk.
Patch. We just a patch in 30 minutes. I hope. Is it true? It's a group of spitting facts. No
No cap, jit, denas.
Ty, sit.
Retell a jit, you ain't cappin' denas.
On a stack.
Oh, I got one guy, do mine.
I got one guy.
Nevermind.
You're on 51st Street, exactly.
430 a.m. EST usually I thought it was 2 a.m. CT usually
Be sticking out a breakfast fit for Kings
You're a dirtbag cheater
Have you tried licking my ass sir
Have you tried eating the literal shit out of my butt? I heard it's quite exemplary
Many have tried many have dabbled in the taste
Hey the game do it way down the Hoosie-doosie
The beef sticks are beef taco
That's the flavor.
Why would you show the glitch? Are you stupid?
You're right. Honestly, let's not show it. Let's keep it in the game for two more weeks.
That's good thinking. You know what? I need a guy like you on the peanut team to give me advice.
I need a guy like you on the peanut theme to give me some advice whenever I need it in these situations
Let's ride
We're jacked.
Jack!
Uhhh...
Jack?
Uhhh...
Hmm...
Well...
I- We're gonna take some Jack!
Uhhh...
Whole PC just froze!
What a sweet delight!
Could we take a hatch key out?
Head home with a free-run hand!
I don't want to go, I don't want to, I don't want to 3v2v3.
No, he really comes back in, he'll come back in.
Nobody can act.
Uh, okay.
Like, 50% certain.
He didn't.
He snatched track of.
He said he lived in Venezuela.
He wasn't the president of Venezuela.
He can't.
Oh, I'm pretty sure he can drink again.
I'm like 50% certain.
Never load.
I
Never loaded the end. No, I think you come back in I'm like 50% I think he's an arc heaven
All right, I think you come back in for sursy first up for certain. No, where are you going come back here?
All right, pause we can't even 3v3 you think you can one be three I got a bomb cad
Oh, sweet heavens.
Take that, Clanker!
Gotcha!
I got a bobcat, I got a bobcat.
We can do V3 easy.
Mm-mm-mm.
You know, you always die with a bobcat.
No, no!
I'm nasty, I'm disgusting, I'm gross with a bobcat.
I got bombs on my junk with this bomb can!
You're so silly.
You're a reward.
You see a 1v60 guy?
Exactly, exactly.
Who the hell is Draghand?
Oh, there he is. Welcome back!
My god, you joining in. Yeah, I'm a saloon. I think you'll be able to join I think you're loading in
It told you I told you
My bad guys, I my whole PC froze. I don't know what happened. That's okay. I'm here. You're welcome in
All of you
Follow me gang
I
Were four minutes late now
Just a frosty your people's open
What you got that PC champ is that a piece of shit?
It's no I'm like a year ago. I got a 40 90 and stuff. I don't know. That's the first time that happens. Oh
Yeah, it happens to a lot of guys. It's very natural. I wouldn't be embarrassed
Just when I drink I just doesn't work okay, that's okay. That's okay
Oh take us to the north-west
Yep, you get that
You follow me, Q
Oh, do we gang?
You need a little bit of fin?
Ooh!
Keep your head on the swirly voice
You think it is moving?
Yeah, that's Shaq, I see one!
I didn't take that hood up!
Got him!
He just went to that window.
I got a bobcat.
I got a bobcat, I got a bobcat.
Oh.
DAAAAAAAH!
Man, tingles, tingles, tingles!
What are they doing with the glitch?
I got him!
I didn't seem like a glitch.
One, one, one.
Go, we're going!
See you later, stinky!
Good job!
little bit of goo. What do you
chicken AIDS? Score. Oh, this
guy was packing. This guy was
packing heat boys. What about
this guy? Two more chicken
AIDS. There's the third player
score. Did you say that? I
don't know. We check this back
in my blood. What about that?
What about the what about the
quick it's in there it's in there it's in there
i'm taking out those wafers i'm taking out those wafers
it's in my butt
nice
that's the only here but the cock chair
uh peanut they are calling your name
he says he puts his guns away can we talk
he's right there
how are we
You don't even have a gun, you're lying.
Uh, yes I do.
No, you don't.
I'll talk.
You don't have a gun.
I just want to say that what you did to my buddies back there was pretty hilarious.
Uh, I'll thank you good sir, thank you for just doing my pun.
We all know you don't have a gun, pal, you're lying.
She- Sheer, take my guns.
Uh.
Oh, that's going pretty good.
Should we kill him?
It's hoping he whip out his guy, that we are a reason to kill him.
You can take this.
He's got a gun!
Die you piece of shit!
That was a close one.
He was reaching, he was reaching.
He's guys packing heat too, holy crap.
He says, Christ.
He's guys packing.
You set him up.
No, no, no, no, that cocaine was already in his trunk.
Oh my God.
It's a bro.
To the bunker!
Follow me, gang.
Well...
You must kill us. You try to kill us. You done seen it. You don't see that
Just if you're finding my homestead
I hear the blasted out in the bunker. Oh, you got your knackle
He go go go
Oh
My god, what the hell is going on?
Music a thousand electro traps in here
No
Okay, they are obviously doing the glitch
Yeah, they are doing the glitch. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.
Oh my god, I'm going up, I'm going up.
It's not candy!
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
I cannot, I cannot do that.
What the hell?
Oh my god, he is just spamming.
Wait, boy, say, say!
Say, say!
Good say.
What? Why are you guys doing this?
Oh!
Peanut!
Hello, gentlemen. How are you on this fine night?
I don't know what you're doing.
Call me on 3-5-1-8,000 on the record.
A Goopa like me can use one of those bad boys.
I don't know what you got by the minute.
Well, I got for you.
I can give you three Trigonades.
Now, I need a new guy here, man.
There you go.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Agent E, now I'm going.
Second one.
Second one?
Thank you.
We'll come another time.
What's the other thing?
Thank you, boys.
Well, that one's splendid.
My country, country.
The two, we hold them to me.
free country
The two we hold up to me
I'm gonna listen this woman do I'm gonna activate the glitch and then go back down there and kill him
Okay, I like oh my god
You guys hold yourself. You hold this you hold this. Yep
Okay guys
Charge!
Take this, hoodlums! Take that!
Take that, hoodlums! Take that!
How do you like that, huh?
We are back with the vengeance!
Take that, hoodlums!
I'm just playing behind you, Jesus.
Take that! Take that!
I want you more, do ya?
Charge!
Behind you!
What the hell?
I'll kill him, I'll kill him, I'll kill him!
Jesus Christ!
I'm going in. Take this fool. Take that. Take that fool. How do you like that? How do you
like that? Bounce a ton more, you piece of shit. How do you like that?
I'm going to heal you when you do that. SHUT IT UP!
GOOOOOOODGE!
Oh god.
He's not.
He's dead.
Not dead enough!
GOOOOOOODGE!
Do the room, I think.
Not on howland!
He's weeding, he's weeding!
WHAAAAAT?
I love you too random citizen now stop resisting it
You might pop it up with that door for a group of I got you
Take that who drum and take that
I'm giving them one for doing great doing great
Take that! Who'd him take that?
Only the time for friendship is over, bitch boy!
That was the time for action!
Oh shit!
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!
I got you.
Oh shit.
Got him.
I got you.
Right.
I think we've held him off.
I think you got him.
Want to come with you for a couple?
Uh, here you go.
Are you out of heels?
No, I just can't move my hand.
Oh, got him the bomb.
Mm-hmm.
I got you.
Bob.
Oh shit!
Missy, but missy, but!
Are you trying to kill me?
Oh, okay, alright.
These are going great over here.
I should be doing an alternate round.
I'm so glad it's not hard, Gell.
Follow me, boys.
Oh, there's friendly fire there?
Yeah.
Yeah, nice.
The amount of energy that has killed me is insane.
I never killed her, she's like
What?
Follow me, Pew
That's kinda new
FUCK YOU, DADDY VANDOM!
I love the good thing where it's called helmet checks and he just
Your show was made in your mama's hut!
Now prepare to die!
Oh fuck
Call back, call back!
DIT WEEK!
I don't have any more of these rooms for you
DIT WEEK!
I don't have any more of these rooms for you
It's okay, it's okay, just give me the magic finger.
Yeah, you do, you do, you do, you do.
Give me the magic finger.
Oh, I almost killed one.
Oh, shit.
Free.
Oh.
You got me fiddling up.
Push, push, push, push.
Alright, I think the time for two grenades is over.
I said
Hey
Why
Thank you
We push over there. I don't think so
less
There's two people on two teams.
Um.
Who are you talking to?
Who is he?
Who is he next to the thing?
What should we call it?
I think he's a solenoid.
What's going on?
No, no, no.
He's a soldier.
Okay.
Um, God.
There he is.
Oh, go, go, go, go.
Take that, hoodlum.
Yeah, we're going down.
This is terrible.
You shut up over there.
Little bit of healing.
OK, I won't use that myself then.
A gentleman's shoes.
What?
Thank you.
I'm putting that on your face.
You ready?
You got to pay a crispy 50 for that.
The hell?
They're doing julie binning to themselves?
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
I'm not doing nothing.
Not doing nothing.
They're doing something.
And why are you talking to me?
other team over here. What? There's a team on the other side of them that I think is doing it.
Yeah, this is a team that was doing the one that went off. Wait, actually, he might be trolling. A superhero.
a superhero they they they might be trolling to get us to go up there that's
what I think to do it try to lure us in we're calling us sexy stop trying to
have sex with me I don't want to have sex with you
I don't think I, uh, really, really, the peanut-file.
What?
That was just guy talking about.
You guys have trigonades, I know it, you just try to lure us in.
It won't work.
We're gonna do you. What do we do? We could flank them. But they also probably have a
shemo. Here's a defense. Nice. Hello, these guys talking about. Nice. Alright, what are
we doing here? I have 32 bullets. What do you need? What ammo do you need? Medium. Medium.
That's a yo. It's 57. Thank you.
Oh shit.
I should go. I should be looped around this way. Good to that door. Yeah. Okay.
It's on the clue.
I don't overweight right now with you. Oh, I see this. Oh.
I've got you.
Take this fool.
See that, see that, see that.
Good, good, good, good.
See you, lady, see you.
I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.
Die!
I'm watching the bridge.
There's your work.
They might come from above, Genji.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Little bitty goose.
Come on, come on, come on.
Little bitty goose.
Did you guys shut a door?
No, no.
Wait, maybe they open the...
Yeah, that's a door above.
Yeah, yeah, they're right there.
I see them, I see them, I see them.
Where
No, I don't do that
I'm coming up to the kill you get ready
I
Take that fool. Oh shit
She'll swap
They got me they got me
He's dead, he's dead!
He's not dead!
Nice!
Go, go, go!
Get him on the week!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
One down, one down, one down!
I got one, I got one, I got one!
Look at my health, look at my health!
I got one!
One down one down one down.
I can work I can work I can work.
Look at my house look at my house.
Hey guys you looking good today.
Very handsome gentleman.
I can't hear you talking to me.
You can hear a fart noise at me.
Give me a two like shot.
I just sort of got an out man I was.
Oh my god I got a song.
oh yeah that's your fault that's your fault you run oh what the hell what fuck
you guys would you come down oh my god gentlemen gentlemen there's no need for
the hostility okay all right okay all righty then I see I felt really good
about that raid I didn't see that one coming damn it
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
yeah I had a ton of group I was packed I was packed we should have skedown on
100% we should have skedown we should have skedown
Killed that guy up top and then we pushed the guy on the stairs, and I was like, okay, we're good, but no
You just kept coming and coming there was too many men they just kept coming
Coming and coming and coming
Well at least I stuffed an augment up my butt congratulations
the money is dwindling low voice we need a quick dubbing up
I'm down to 170 not too shabby actually things could be worse
I did say something I said I'm super overweight I have all the stuff on me that I need and
you're like what you're like that doesn't sound like me you may have me confused with
another peanut another peanut I don't recall saying that no matter no matter
this next one will be ten times better than that last raid I personally
guarantee it personally guarantee that's right wait wait wait maybe I can hold on
hold on I might I might be able to hold on I think I can what make the arc
surface yeah I can we're fine I got nothing I'm bringing a green shield
No
Thank you, Papa. I got you
That's quite spinning
Here we go
Got my blue shield. Nice. Nice so many dogs
Back is a real ass goop. Uh-huh
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Real Goopa.
I can see a real Goopa from a mile away.
That's a real Goopa right there.
Go 100 Trigonades on the ground and just pick them up
free Goop.
No, no, no!
That's cheating.
That's unethical.
The group was getting it out the mud.
What a bigger order number two with toast and buns and jalapenos.
How these stupid ass developers that fix their games,
you draw on Christmas break!
Jackass!
Everyone deserves a break every now and then.
What's your taco belt order?
Two cheesy gordito punches.
Three Doritos, tacos, tacos.
Two chicken cheese tortillas.
One nacho fry.
A large Pepsi.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh
Bird City
Yeah, you will have a way we know I've got a little water way, but it'll go down it'll go down
I'm not pooping jackass, that's my thinking noise like when ninjas go cah-tow!
Now let's RIDE!
I
Over here
And ride to the bunker wait wait wait you're naked you're naked
with my my ass out. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Yeah.
This is the way we take it all back boys. No dying. No yielding. This is the
I'm too late.
It's too fast.
Keep the others with you.
Well, extra heals?
Hmm.
Dropping two herbs and two shield charges?
Oh, no, no, no, I got extra heals from the bag.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
I mean, I got some extra heals.
Hmm.
There are all the people at you guys. Yep, hmm. Absolutely a bit of great
Mulean
Bracka son
Little quiet
Oh take us to go
That's a tough tough tough go back go back go back or in garage one of the two of the it's up the up the tip lines
In the triangle house is not I think so too
No, I'm not a sub-signal
before we come down to the strike.
Have a warfag.
I don't know what the fuck that's going to do to any of that.
I don't know, I just brought it in.
It takes some great money in it.
We'll help you in your travels.
Dracosonus.
Oh, I don't know what Dracoson is.
Oh, Dracoson.
Take the plant of a thousand fortunes.
Put that in tea and it'll make you a little wiser.
Ooh, take one leaf and rub it upon your sack.
You'll grow three times the size.
Oh, oh, oh, muscles on the muscles on.
Oh, you bring great honor to your family.
Oh, yeah.
Do you want to go out there?
Why not?
I'm done.
Let's do it.
Let's ride!
All right, fuck it.
Charge!
I'll never see it coming.
I'll never see me coming.
Right here. What are here?
The hell? What are you doing?
Oh, there's two teams, two teams, two teams.
We're on top of one of them on the mountain.
I heard it. I heard it.
I got it. The guy right above me is 1HP.
It's your turn.
He just got hit by someone.
I'm just not fucking up.
OK.
Oh, shit.
Pia, come out, please.
Oh.
How much are you going to be?
It's not good.
You were outside, you were outside.
They're throwing nades in here.
Yeah, it sounds like they're doing things.
I'm going back in! I'm going in!
He died, he died, he died, he died.
That's six nades.
I'm bringing two grenades.
Oh my gosh.
I gotta go down a little bit.
No, no, no, no, I couldn't!
Oh, I was out of stamina.
Going, going!
All you, all you do, boy.
Oh my god, who the hell is that?
There's a thousand of them!
Kill this guy, pick me up!
That's right, that's right, it's Mr. Peanut!
And he needs your help!
I need the three magical numbers on the back of your mouse card
quickly there's no time.
there's no time there's no time all the way down there so funny story what was
the name of your first dog and the street you grew up on quickly there's no
time mr. peanut needs your help okay there's no time there's no time oh what
What the hell?
You're a man of honor!
What the hell?
Get A to die.
In the game, in the game, in the game.
I was trying really hard there too.
We just can't seem to survive.
What's kind of hard when they throw seven nades at us?
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Oh, we got this next one, we got this next one!
Okay.
We got this 100% we got this next one!
I thought they were actually gonna get you up, I'm not gonna lie.
Well, they were going to and then that one, freak on the roof!
You should type a personal vendetta!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I use a peanut racist.
Delibit it clean.
What gives me processors if I break it down?
You little bitty fools.
Yeah, she got to turn this round, boys.
We got to turn this round.
But I don't have any augment.
OK, well, it's a must.
I already bought the max from her.
Here we go.
It's just modules.
OK.
Drac, you got a total for a goobooboobooboobooboro?
Oh, cool.
Thank you, good job.
Oh my god, I know where we're going.
And perhaps a blue shield by chance
That'd be quite sprint if it is
Nope, this is my last my second to last one. Thank you. Thank you sir
This is this is last game for me anyways last game best game. Let's wrap it up with the win
That's right like to hear that's just be right that's just be right
Here we go
We've been at that
Even if this
Couple of these from Mr. Shining like you do
And she was we actually have lost like 10 of the row we got it we got some stuff
Okay, to be fair though. This glitch is insane. Yeah
We just rip it he's dude off the red we going here
We die cuz we do it no
That doesn't happen
Here we go, but now we ride
I'm using a suicide
Let's walk, I'm going to the Saucygoozie, we're going here.
Prepare to loot MK, no it doesn't matter, it only breaks when they kill you.
I'll give a shit about the guy that killed me and not what he's got.
Fuck that guy.
Hmm
No, I got it. Thanks chief
She's they got it because we got you around to give us the important details
So I do the expedition we gives you an extra five space points absolutely
I
Bought two trigonades of my butt just in case a fellow wants to get crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Gonna die in three minutes now
This is gonna be the best rate of the night power on so you are so you are
It's your pen and papers out boys watching a master in work
Give it to a sober stream peanut.
No, no, let's ride!
What is it?
This would be fun.
Yeah, this is...here we go.
What do you think you're doing?
I got you.
Thank you boys.
It's too frosty, too frosty.
Oh
My goodness
Okay, okay, I can't even see him alive. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm just kidding. I'm not dead
He's not getting it. All right. Well, they're all up
As you as you went
I'm here
I don't know how you guys see it jack shit out here
No, I don't want oh my dude
You can't beat me in one game, holy fucking shit.
The team doing the glitch.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
One of three, three, one of three, one eight, goody gum drops.
Sir, eat my shit, go to hell, diagonades.
In the game, in the game of plus.
Alright, I'm leaving.
I've had enough of this raid.
I'm leaving. Excuse me, Missy Grabs? Is y'all meeting at the Egg Shack?
I'm going somewhere else.
Oh, I'm through.
There's one more. We'll do one more after this one. This one doesn't count. This one doesn't count.
Three minutes as expected.
Yeah, we can go to a map where we can actually say, oh, they keep dying! They're dying!
dying fuck you pal there was like a hundred of them oh hello say
nothing just hanging around oh thank you good sir thank you good day you're a
a good man! Oh, run! Hit the button, hit the button!
Junker's dead, Gigi's done!
Okay, uh, where's she? Let's go, brother.
Is she safe?
Gigi, are you safe?
Yeah, I'm gonna get out of the hatch.
Yeah, she's safe, yeah, we're good.
Alright, I'll be right back.
What? Oh, he's down.
Yeah, you're doing...
We got him in the lobby, that's kind of crazy.
Yeah, kind of, whoa, kind of crazy.
Whoa!
Alright, see you later, gang. Have a good one.
Alright, there you go, so bad.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Not too savvy. We survived. Except for Dracar.
That's racist.
We'll just run it back. We'll run it back.
No, it didn't even happen.
That's right.
You got out, right, Gigi?
Yep, I got out.
Oh, you're doing good.
Honestly, I'm thinking about that.
Actually, it was our best raid, because we didn't die.
So, we kind of fulfilled the prophecy.
God, I forgot you got here.
Alright, let's ride!
Oh, no.
This one's for real. This one's for real.
This one is for real, sis.
Wanda is hot as shit.
Take the meat truck. We were doing that earlier.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Is your burger?
Is it the ultimate? No, just me. Just me.
Yeah, honestly, I feel like we should just go to
Stela Montez and just do the glitch right off the rip.
Everyone on Stela Montez is already doing it anyways.
I mean, that was crazy.
I feel like that's what we do.
I'm gonna hide behind you.
I feel like we just rip it.
Who cares? Everyone's already doing it anyways.
If you should do it, I'm good.
I don't.
I'm doing it.
Can you bring a gupa blue shield?
I actually can't have two batteries left.
I've got one in the mail.
Okay, okay, we're good.
All right, it's fine.
We were firing, so we missed a cultured bubble fittings everyone gave away.
Good man, good man.
Good lad, dude, good lad, dude.
Bye.
He's going to just beat you to my boy.
Don't do it.
Everyone's already doing it anyways!
Do it and you're cool.
So do it please no fucking do it do it
You better without the glitch actually might be true that one might be you actually that
That one actually might be true.
All right, we're doing it.
As you know, I'm gonna wait till they do it.
I'm still gonna wait till they do it.
I'm only cheating against cheaters.
That's how we're doing it.
I'm only cheating against cheaters.
Okay.
Mm-mm-mm.
How many of you think you can check?
Think you can check?
The Tring Ledge YouTube what's a Tring Ledge?
We're about to lose their minds. I've been doing this all day now and
Also, no one respects anyone on Reddit at all unless the town you had to fix a cabinet or
Build a small shelf so not really a problem
Exploding his cringe man, exploiting his cringe man.
Shut up bitch, shut up!
I don't care.
We're cheating against other guys and Cheat suck the poop out of my butt.
Now let's ride!
You guys ready?
Ready as ever?
Oh they're doing it, they're doing it, Pinas are doing it.
Wait what?
Are you serious?
They're just doing it, just doing it.
We have to wait till they do it.
Or else we're cheaters.
Teasters, oh, no, I'm just I'm just practicing. I'm sorry. Oh, gosh, you got to okay. Yeah, practice. Thank you. Good to get
for the real deal
Follow me gang
It's just by the bad way to go we should go to the wood
Keep your eyes peeled.
Oh, take it to the west.
We got him!
Go to the TSA checkpoint and throw bombs in it.
You're demand?
I'm in.
Let's ride.
They're here with the TSA checkpoint.
I'm coming.
I see my team.
Okay, I didn't hear two nades of the wall.
Okay.
It's again!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
What is that? Who again?
Oh my goodness, he's handsome and sexy.
Remind us, remind us.
Get out of here.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak.
Nice, nice, nice.
Be gone with you demon.
Good job.
Good job
Hey, what do we have? Oh my goodness is sexy sexy
You got a clicker are you a little bit of time for healing?
Oh my gosh, I'm muted. Yes ma'am. There's a guy. Honestly, you guys literally did everything
I was saying though. That's that team synergy. That's that team synergy. Connected subliminally.
I
Used to run recharge you pass here. I think they're at that that wall
There's a dead guy a clue
There's there are still at the checkpoint though. Hmm. We there's three dead guys three clues. Oh
My goodness, I do it. He's on the lab
Watch out for the TSA agent, gentlemen!
They're gonna heal their buddy.
No, they don't need no more, should we push it?
They're like in this corner over here.
Let's just have a look through the TSA.
Okay.
She's watching us.
She obviously...
Please, hold on.
Oh, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Take that scumbag!
Yeah, I'm in this corner, I think.
I got you in it.
Top of the left.
Did he just leave their friend to die?
I think I can push this solo.
No, no, no, there was another.
There was another guy.
100%.
He's left him to die.
That's rude.
The guy's kind of an asshole.
Wait, maybe I did kill the other guy.
Why?
He goes to the north, to the north.
Because I was shooting from my pistol.
Really?
Yeah.
What does the goopa gotta do to get that bombcat?
Wait, Nades? Over here?
Yeah, Nades. We can talk about it later.
X3, by the way, that's Risha for her.
Yeah, fuck you!
How's the other guy that I killed?
At least two, at least two.
Okay, be careful. They have trigger means. Oh god, it's it's happening. Oh, they do it.
I do it. I do it. I don't know. I don't know. No, they haven't done it yet. That's for that's for
what they could use your score. Let's go. There's people that spawn back here.
They just blew up a pop.
Maybe we have to fight each other.
You hear that?
Yeah, I don't know.
Wait, why does this sound like in a different direction now?
Uncle's moaning.
Mindfully of harm.
I should be blue-bride.
Kill those guys and blow up the poppy off.
Mm-hmm.
I
Take it to people take me
No, take it to take those RP no take us. Oh, yeah ground them. Okay
It was also like way back in that corner, you know, I guess in the lobby or I mean the
What assembly is that what it is?
Oh here's a plan, here's a plan!
We send the least important member of the team to go in there and see if they die.
Okay we need to be careful, there's people shooting work behind us where...
God you're such a good shoulder.
Oh my god!
Ow!
Guys they are obviously doing it!
There's people, wait there's people coming back over here!
Are you on me?
Oh!
I can take a job
That's the other one see no one
Oh my dingle oh my dingle run
Oh
Come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, why are you guys doing the trick? Hey wait? No, don't let me treat retreat. Oh my god
We're great
I killed one I'm open out. I'm open out
Do it do it whip it out
I'm moving out. I got you. I got you. I got you. I'm moving out. They're doing it. I'm doing it boys
I've got you. I've got you
I've got you
Get in here Jack quickly
Holy shit they're fighting back they're fighting back
You're cheating, you're cheating.
Nice.
Do you do overtime?
We gotta get it.
Rock it!
Alright, they definitely rest.
Holy shit.
Be careful.
Keep him, keep him, keep him.
Oh yeah.
You can take me, sure.
I'll keep off, I'll keep off my back.
I'll keep off, I'll keep off, I'm back.
Take that, fools!
Take that, fool!
How do you like that?
How do you like that, huh? We can't take much more, can ya?
Take it!
Oh, they're in the fight back, the fight back!
Oh my god, it's what he is and it's what he is I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
out
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
The power for the bathroom
You're doing great. You're doing great. What's going on? What's going on?
kill them
do we can work?
can't that fool take that?
sir you are one HP
that's where I work best
okay
oh I killed myself
one come to side of this thing
One come the side of the stick.
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair.
Do we hit him?
I got one.
Good work!
Oh they put barricades up.
So I don't think any have it.
It looks like we're the winners.
Wizard! I've got you fireball! Fireball! You can't take much more candy with it!
I can go all day, pal!
Oh shit, he's better cheating than I am. It's on the laws. It's on the laws. Let's leave.
Well, you tried our best. That's what matters most.
It's my body.
Hey, did you have a good one?
Well, gentlemen, he was better at cheating than we were. That's just how it goes. He was a better wizard.
You're a team, and then got you going all the time.
You're a better wizard.
I'm still somehow dead.
It's a level 99 warlock.
This is my life now. I have to accept it.
You say we won an honest gunfight right here?
He's not getting that.
Yep.
I'm just gonna add on, I'm just gonna add on.
Follow me, crew.
Should we do this, or should we go ask him to like, spare us?
you think yours fails?
APM makes a ruining arc tonight? No problem.
Have you tried firmly planting your mouth on my cock and paws, sir?
Sir, it doesn't have to be this way. It's been a long night.
Sir? Sir?
You think you could give a goop a quick defibrillator?
Oh
Thank you boys, thank you boys
This could eat you walk or need to walk
No, no
She's getting sturdy you're getting sturdy. I
I would just get out of you guys's hair.
Oh, shit, we gotta leave, we gotta leave.
We help him.
One checked.
Okay, well you blew up the guy that read this.
That's your sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Alright, let's leave.
Let's go.
I'm going down.
Let's leave.
Oh, he's a close one.
Oh, my God.
You blew him to hell.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna hit him right now, please.
Take that, Squidward.
Yeah, yeah.
Take this, Squidward.
Oh, my God.
Take that, Squidward! Take this, Squidward! Take that, Squidward! Take that, Squidward!
Perhaps a little more, Squidward! Take that, Squidward!
Alright, that should deal with Squidward.
Did you get him?
I had no idea. It looked like I got him.
There's another Squidward here you can practice on.
Hell yeah, stand back!
Oh my god, it's closed. It just closed all my-
Are you serious?
I swear to god.
Oh my god.
I got you, Drac! I've got you! Don't you worry!
Help! Take that, Squidward! Take that!
Take that, Squidward!
Oh my god.
Take that, Squidward!
Oh, he died.
Onto the next.
Oh, right here.
Let's go right here.
Yeah. Follow me, gang.
I'm going to put the bombs away.
Okay, that's a good idea.
Unless we see the same team.
Do you have a hat, team?
Well, I'm going to have to keep...
Do you have one?
Do you have a hat, team?
Yeah.
Does he have one?
He not yet.
Sure, do you have a hat, team?
It doesn't look like a yeah to me.
Okay, no, I swear at first we said yeah. All right, we go this way
Follow me boys
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm gonna die. I died. Okay. All right
There's so many bitches and crap and chat just crying holy shit guys
We're only cheating against people who are actively doing the same thing
We wait till they do it. There's no way we are surviving 500 trigger grenades.
It's either that or I literally just can't stream tonight. I'm not going against 500 trigger grenades without doing it myself.
I'm not doing that. I've got shut up. Holy shit.
Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
It's either that or literally can't play the game tonight.
I'm choosing to have fun.
Only using it against people that are also doing it. Never anyone that's not doing it.
it so I can play the game tonight shut up holy fucking shit oh my goodness oh my
goodness shut up it's you better I literally can't play my favorite game
tonight so I choose the latter
Hmm
Alright well we survived that we wrapped it up nicely we suppose it was you didn't really survive
I'm going to late six hours of
I
Do I'm taking this good better be fixed by tomorrow this good better be things by tomorrow
I know I know it was fun. It was good time. It was good time. It was good time
Well did she sorry you died
Sorry, I tried okay
I'm kind of used to it but now and I only laughed a little I want that noted
I gave you your moment of silence as well out of respect
Seven guns salute or whatever the fuck
The nine guns salute or whatever the fuck
It's 21 guns
That's a band
No, oh, it's five guns salute. I preach it's five guns salute dude
guys what is it again
he not what it's 21 guns salute oh that's a ton of time
Yeah. Holy shit. You know they use blanks when they do that? Mm-hmm. Little fun fact,
little fun fact. I heard from Officer that on a thousand ways to die, that you can shoot
a gun in the end and come back down and kill someone. So you use blanks? Oh my god. I saw
that episode. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Which is kind of crazy. I didn't know that
Pena, we know you can't count that high.
You talked about the gun from the sky!
You would think that wouldn't happen,
because the bullet would be too light to get any velocity going, but apparently it's true.
The Mythbusters said it's not true.
Yeah, within which one's more truer? A Thousand Ways to Die or Mythbusters?
I trust midbusters more. He's got that funny golfing hat
He does he does have that he does have that and it was that and a great mustache. He looks like the Lorax
Yeah, I trust I trust those guys I think a thousand ways to die sometimes
Stretch is the truth on those ones
Guys, I think that it's for me. Oh, yeah, I'm getting off. I'm getting off. You must have a good one
Not even just like one more game free kids
I need a burger that free kids. I need a burger
One more free kid lives since nine in the morning
No, like
Well, that's sweetest time you sweet or whatever that's not we post that's taxi
I thought you were Swedish. I'm Venezuelan. Oh, yeah, I'm good. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. No, no free kid. No free kid. No free kids. I'm getting a burger. Yeah. No free kids. Peanut. You literally keep me on for like two hours.
You want to go into a free kid on a game where people have unlimited bombs
Yeah, it could be funny. All right. We'll do one for you. Let's do one for you. Let's do one quick one
We'll do one quick one
I'm starving I'm starving. Oh, I've decreed out my stash one moment
Here we go
Oh
Here we go
Perfect now we ride
Good to go, good to go.
Over under Trigonade Mirage Death.
That guys, yeah, guys, for all the guys going waaay in the chat, this is what every raid
tonight would look like if we didn't do what we did.
Take your peepers out.
Take a little peep, will ya?
I'm gonna freak it.
Mm-hm.
I'm gonna switch to my switch to over.
You didn't take the free loader.
No, that's what I did.
I thought I did.
I think my game is bledged.
Can you ready guys, I'm ready up?
I'm ready though.
Thank you, GG.
You're welcome.
It still says not available during matchmaking.
You already have two, Drac?
What happened already up if you under the up I keep saying not available to do
imagine a yes oh the hell oh maybe the update went out maybe update without me
dude can we start mm-hmm you can jump you said that'd be nice that would be nice
Yeah, that would be serendipitous.
That would be serendipitous. That would be serendipitous.
Uh-oh.
Band. Band. Free Zeta's band.
Alright, buddy.
Alright, buddy. Alright, pal. Alright, must say.
It's just a glitch! It's just a glitch!
There's no update, by the way.
I don't have an update.
Give me that. Give me that.
I got a band. I got a band.
We imagine
We
No way no way
Yes, mmm. No, he's very funny
Cam opening back up you do be two
Here we go
Yeah, I actually was there. What the hell are we actually nah
Get it here. I'm coming. That's yes
Yeah
Let me get you here. There we go
Then mr. Drag where you at? I'll shoot you on here
Let's take it a little bit
Oh, here you are.
Oh, I almost just blocked you.
And then you went away again.
There we go.
And now I'm gonna go.
What do you know how to spin to enjoy it?
We're going an hour after over this day of this five-minute Monday
Everybody just spam nading lobbies. It's terrible. Yes. Yes. I'm a wagon sir. Yes, we have done with that all night long
It is quite unsurprime
white unsublime hmm reporting you for
she never put you for leaving a little
beds close your mouth before you catch
a nod I use trailblazers instead
they're not as fun the bombs are the
best
hmm
oh he's in Spain mr. peanut oh greetings
good sir greetings
Why are you groaning? I'm faking pal! That's my faking noise!
You hear your arms and legs? Well, alright.
Well, little racist, but that's okay, alright, I suppose.
What bird are you getting? The buffalo-wrenched chicken ship-wrecked with large-fied jalapeno wretches in the thigh.
C3's making cats up to the large cougar.
What a bongus.
The greatest restaurant in the world.
What a bongus.
He is getting masterported on discord.
You need to I need to I need to well let's pray we want to look good
Can you work out I've got a peloton treadmill
Where is the patch out at all? Oh, let's ride
I have one smoke. Thoughts?
I don't have a name. I...
I have a tagging name, but...
EEEEGHHHHHH!
I've got, I've got two lighted pack grenades.
Nice!
Spandos fucking helps!
Tell me you can cheat!
LET'S GO!
Alright.
Let it proceed, let it proceed.
Hmm...
All of you do?
All of me, gang!
Oh, get outta here, clicker!
You see me, Mr. Box?
I'm on a mission.
Oh, Tango's to the left! Tango's to the left!
Have a rally!
The best weapon in the game!
Whoa!
Uh, oh my god, they're fucking dead!
They are absolutely doing the change.
Alright, I'm whipping it out.
I'm whipping it out. I'm whipping it out.
I'm whipping it out. Hide, hide, hide!
How do they know?
Perfect, perfect.
Perfect.
Alright, take that!
My bombs may be smaller, but I've got infinite!
Take that fool! Take that!
FOOL!
Take that fool!
Take that!
Take that fool!
Ow! Ow!
This is not a good spot anymore.
Oh, I got one! I got one!
Oh, nice.
I'll go for the second one. Oh, there was a guy behind me. Perfect. Perfect. What a
sweet delight.
I'm out of boots.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That went about as exactly as I thought I was going to go. Yeah. There's
still throwing bombs.
I'll just make a run. I need your word.
Well that went about, honestly that went better than I thought it would go. We don't mind.
You're using the glitch first, like what?
The problem is, I didn't use it personally, so you can't go up to me.
I've already told my teammate he's a fuckwit. Okay, I told him I'll let you know.
Okay.
Said motherfucker, you've got to leave already, all of you guys.
We want to stay in Australia and we'll, listen, I'll give you whatever you want.
I'm not even speaking English, we need, what do you want to say in Australian?
Jesus, we gave it to me!
Oi, oi, oi!
Well, you got another team doing the same exact thing as the previous game!
My controller is so deep in my ass tonight!
Oh my, oh my god!
Perfect, perfect!
I'm just shooting the first person I see.
They got him. They got him.
Let him go. Let him go.
Give him one point.
That was the team that just rushed us.
Was he?
You can tell he's Australian.
Oh my gosh, there's another team.
Oh, there's another team on top of the other team, on top of the other team, also doing the glimpse.
Oh my god.
What a sweet little treat what a sweet little delight
It really gentlemen excellent rain
Alright, alright
Wow good good thing we ended up on that one. That was a good one. That was a good one
Yeah, yeah, hopefully that was great. That was a great, that was a great show.
Hopefully we'd wake up bright and early tomorrow and there's a patch and you can do it no more.
No, I need, no, I need Nick and Clogsy and Hutch to go through the same shit that I went through.
Hopefully the patch goes out at 7 p.m. east.
I don't think they will. Clogsy told me not even to play tonight because of this glitch.
They're definitely getting on it.
getting on. Hodge, you think so? Yeah, the coach is gonna get so pissed. Hodge is gonna
break his monitor. There is no way they get on this game. For sure. Oh yeah. Hodge, well
100% beat the shit out of his monitor. That monitor is in danger. No doubt. Okay, wait
Peanut, I do have an idea though. What? I'm joined here. If they don't fix the glitch
tomorrow, we could play Tarkov because they have Duckov coming to Tarkov. The duck's
like big ducks could be fun
interesting idea very interesting idea very interesting idea let a group of
ponder let a group of ponder first one spell on that one shall we go back to
Okay, thanks.
Oh, please.
Let me, let me, let me pond the first one spell on that one.
Hmm.
Oh, we could do, if it don't fix it by tomorrow, we could do, um, are we there yet?
With the new map?
Oh, true.
There is a new map.
Also, wait, there's another game, though, that your brother was telling me about?
Oh, oh my goodness.
I, um, uh, uh, I know, I know someone, it's called, like, Neighborhood Warfare.
Warfare apparently there's this game. I don't know if it's old or not, but it's yes
You you you have like a teammate and you hold up on a house in a house
And there's a whole block and then each per each set of two guys get their own house
And you set up like defenses in the house and traps and you get you bob the other houses
And you can even like call it like an AC 130 bird that you control and it goes around poop
But I'm people are dead
Yes
That's that's the one he was talking about dude. We should try that. Actually, the glitch is still out
If the glitch is still out by tomorrow's stream, we'll do some we'll do something fun
We'll do something fun. Is that my go-ahead? Hey, this this is abs. This is a
Everything near and dear to me so
700k
shit
You can't put season of the green idea. I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna get some burgers. I'm starving. I'm starving
GG boys, good play with y'all.
Good night.
Hopefully they have this glitch fixed by tomorrow boys.
I'm assuming they will considering the number of people doing it.
It was basically everybody.
It was basically everybody by the end of the stream.
Everybody was doing it, especially on Salamanders.
So, pretty good chance.
Pretty good chance.
I think they just patched it. We mean
Right now like right now right now
Just got past we right now right now
Getting one guy
Okay, all righty then
Oh, okay. Oh, all righty then. Oh, all right. Oh, all righty then. Oh, okay then. Well,
hopefully by tomorrow's stream, they've got this thing whipped up in the shape. If not,
we'll do something fun. We'll do like an army there yet or that neighborhood warfare or whatever.
We'll figure something out. We'll figure something out, boys. We'll wing it. We'll wing it. We'll
wing it, boys. We'll wing it. We'll have a good time no matter what. We'll have a good time no
Good night boys. I'm going to get a burger and then I'm passing out
Good night
Good night, good night
Good night everybody. Good night. Good night, gang
Okay.
So I died.
Okay.
I died.
Look at this
i made a real UOP
Success
I will show you
was that a good one?
what should i do
that is a good game
that is not an easy game
do not look at this
ok
satisfying
ok