you
I
Let's go, let's go.
A beautiful testicular torsion Tuesday, gentlemen.
Not a cloud as far as the eye can see.
How are you bunglin' is doing on this fine testicular torsion Tuesday, gentlemen?
By the way, by the way, I know you guys like to say, ooh, lagging.
Ooh, muted. Fuck you.
We actually are now at a point where I actually have to ask you because YouTube have been having problems.
So now we're gonna see the consequences of your accent!
Is YouTube actually okay, or is it working?
See you say they're saying it's lagging, but I don't know if they're just doing the bit
You see that you see that they're saying it's lagging, but I don't know if they're just doing the bit you did this
You did this?
I can't tell I don't know I don't know I don't know I
I will heard from Mr. Cloaksy that YouTube is down, but it seems to be working just fine, I think.
Type, no lag, YouTube is fine, no lag, it's not lagging for me, lag, lag, I'm lagging, mmmm.
Mmm, 50-50, that's enough of me.
And that's enough for me, boys.
50-50, that's enough for me.
Now let me get a little bit of soup.
Hold up, boys.
I wasn't able to get all my soup, buddy.
I was a little bit late today.
I was a little bit late.
I downed two.
Two, count them, two doses of the thick,
sticky Asian juice.
Just to protect my voice a little bit more.
It's delicious, by the way.
I've really warmed up to it.
It is absolutely magnificent.
I honestly, it's just like that Tom shit.
It is delicious, it is tasty,
and I kinda wanted to eat this candy.
I'm gay.
Codernations, sir.
Codernations.
I was thinking about hopping on League of Legends too.
That was a separate chat, by the way.
I was, this other guy said,
I was thinking about hopping on League of Legends.
I was, I read it in my head,
and then I responded to you guys.
That was not part of the previous thing.
I read a chat that said I'm hopping on a League of Legends
and I read it in my head and then I responded to it
and so to you guys, it may look like I was talking
about the previous guy, but really I wasn't.
Really I wasn't, really I wasn't.
Oh, really I wasn't, really I wasn't.
Really I wasn't, really I wasn't, really I wasn't.
I said myself, good day to you ladies.
Congratulations
YouTube's down. No, it's not fuck you eat my shit now
Let me get my first kit of the night ready usually I've got this ready, but I I got on a little late today
I was taking a little nap. I was a little bit. I was a little bit tired
Had to get had to get my beauty sleep. All right, this temple doesn't look like this without heavy maintenance and bodily daily lotion
Hmmmmm...
Jesus Christ, Mr. Shidey, I'm telling you, this guy right here, he's got a- he's- he's got-
I'm- I'm honestly starting to want to have sex with him.
He's kind of convinced me. He's kind of convinced me.
It took a couple months, but he's persistent, and that's what I like about a fella.
That's what I like about Mr. Shidey.
I'm gonna have sex with Mr. Shidey. He has convinced me.
He is quite the lover and the monsoon.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
YouTube is down for you.
No, it isn't.
Fuck you.
Eat my shit.
Let me get my kid together.
Mm.
Here we go.
A little bit of that, and then we'll get some fintanol for Mr. Chicken.
Mm.
Here we go.
There we go.
Then a little bit of ammunition for Mr. Chicken.
Mm.
information from Mr. Chicken. Like you do. It's regional. Wait, the YouTube being down
is regional? No way! Usually I can only make the third world jokes on Twitch because the
1440p beta program is only rolled out to a couple countries. Now we can do it to both
let's go let's go double double hmm it's not regional fuck you you destroyed my
dreams I wanted to make fun of people are you serious I thought did you decide
to me I thought you just said that was the case
I'm in England the home page is down oh boy bruv that's gonna be a problem for you with
the bricks and brats boys but I had to the flicky tiki tavern for the night have a little
screws I can't read that fast I don't know I don't know what anyone said I can't
I can't I don't know what the fuck anyone say I can't read that fast down in
Australia well you're probably gonna die to a spider I can't grew any ways of
like half an hour. So honestly, just play on your phone or something.
I can't read that fast. I'm getting my kid together. I can't I can't read that
fast. Too much reading. That's too much reading. I don't like reading. Reading
for bitches reading is for bitches and nerds
little bit of that here we go here we go here we go my stash is already too
full I haven't even started and I'm suffering from success by the gods we
already suffering from success we have not even begun the great journey the
great journey hasn't even begun. We are suffering from success. Bring out the whole ocean. Bring
out the whole ocean. Okay, I'm good to go. Okay, perfect. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
All right, let me get, let me get my game. My game. We're playing with Mr. Cloak. See
the night same as last night but this time we're going to win twice as much
merch update oh shit I forgot to ask oh crap wait well let me text him let me
I forgot the text. I'm sorry. I forgot the text. I'm sorry.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh. Hey. Hey. I'm streaming right now. I'll check that out after.
But when was the do merch supposed to drop again?
I'll let you know what they say boys, I'll let you know what they say.
Let me get Mr. Cloak, see?
Let me turn the fan out of here actually, it's hard as shit.
It's hard as fuck in here, one second, man.
It's hard as shit in here.
That makes it a kick to Mr. Gizard too.
But, okay, alright, we're looking good.
All systems are nominal.
All systems are nominal. All systems are nominal.
All systems nominal, all systems nominal.
Hmm...
Hmm... Hutch's voice is gone? Well that's cause he sneezed again and he's fat.
Hello, gentlemen!
Hello, Mr. Knott.
You ready to come on over Mr. Cloaksy? Get the winning!
I think we've lost once, but yeah, I'm not, uh, not loose.
one time unacceptable unacceptable you'll be losing zero times over here wait do
you want to do what you want to do a solo I eat my burger I can watch ya
come I mean at all today for taxi by the way oh wait are you in a game by now
We just extracted money more luckily well how get over to the peanut discord
closed come on we got we got exit to people to see places to be
taxi Mr. Justine hope you boys have a spin tip for this night boys
of whimsical yeah and dead
thank you boys yep of course nice cock sir exquisite penis you have nice cock
immaculate cocking balls you have sir thank you sir all right coaxie
How are you doing on this fine night?
Good, good. I am uh...
The shot's feeling good today, Mr. Knight.
By the way, I received a piece of mail in the M-Bot mail system.
Okay? I saw it read it aloud.
Yeah?
Raider!
We have detected activity on your account that appears to involve potential exploit use.
Consider this awarding, and know that continued use of X-Fights could lead to a suspension.
Taking advantage of X-Fights has a real impact on the game's economy and the way the community experiences operators.
It is our goal to fix these issues as soon as possible to restore balance.
Please report them in the dedicated channels, read more on awkwardness.concerts, use the awkwardness team.
I think it's time.
But apologies, Mr. Cloaksy.
We're sorry.
Hey, you sorry?
I'm sorry.
I'm not hearing the enthusiasm and the voice of you.
I'm sorry.
Sorry sorry sorry I didn't mean to do that I mean domestic economy
I'll just throw 70 C4 I didn't mean to do that
That's what I say could have happened to anybody, but now we've learned a lesson
that we've learned a lesson and we sent be doing anymore of that ever again ever
again except for maybe a bunker copter or two maybe a bunker copter or two
perhaps a bunker copter maybe a bunker copter but that's it that's it nothing
else nothing else my word I will not unlimited throw grenades again yes you
You have my word as well on that.
I will never throw unlimited grenades ever again.
As long as it isn't an exploit you do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mostly because it's bad.
But no, mostly because sorry,
that's the most part about this.
Oopsie boopsies, as they say.
Are you finished with your burger?
So I run a solo raid.
Oh, you should do a solo and then I'll watch.
Okay, all right, I'll do a quick solo.
I'll be done in two seconds, I'm gonna throw it.
You're gonna throw it?
Okay, go ahead, I'll run a quick one.
We'll do, I'll do like a crazy quick one.
Like a quickie.
Uh-huh, this is just a quickie.
You know they survived to the end of the parade.
That is true, that is true.
By the way, apparently YouTube
is acting all rambunctious tonight, huh?
Yeah, that's what everyone said.
It's supposed he is down in some countries.
Uh-huh.
Some countries
How do you feel by the way?
Um, I feel a lot better. No headache today. My throat is a little bit sore. The Quadius didn't really take it easy on you
I mean, he did not respect the safe way. I've got to talk to him about that
But I but other than I feel great
Are you drinking? Yeah, it's Tuesday
We said that yesterday. That's one of the top seven best days of the week to drink
You say listen for this
huh
You hear that you hear that boys?
I need the floor I need the floor join me if you must
Wow Wow
Wow
Wow beautiful, you know wars were fought over that
kingdoms have fallen for less. Kingdoms have fallen for less.
When the people think the first resource wars are going to be over oil, it's not.
It's going to be over voodoo ranger. Now let's ride!
This is Shani. Hope you hear me alright. Keep your eyes peeled, Raider. We have field
depots scattered all around Topside. You're looking for makeshift structures with blue
two tops and a antenna on top.
Let's ride!
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys. Time to show coxy what it's what it's all about. Okay?
He thinks he's the master. We are the master
He thinks he is the sensei. We are the sensei. Okay? He thinks he's just the destroyer
We are the destroyer not him not him. We are the carrier
The fellow with the backpack
You're talking about you're talking about exactly
All of me
You show me the bosses how it's really done.
Oh, look at that!
What's that?
Grateful as a fairy.
Quimical as Santa.
That will be our first victim of the night.
We will take his life, crush his bones,
drink his blood,
and steal his goop!
It's judge!
Ah, wait.
Judge!
Ah.
Judge!
I was just killed by that one. What do you mean by a short cut?
I don't understand my English is bad sorry.
If I kill, if I kill, you'll kill me.
I kill one guy sorry.
I promise I don't need some food to-
No!
Eh, how about I stay here?
Yes.
Ah, watch out for the cigar.
We have a friendly a friendly a friendly a friendly a friendly a friendly I know this you I know this you
He killed somebody what the yeah, what what the hell these guns are all these most views for farming and hunting
We have to kill him
There he is there he is he's the guy that killed somebody with the guns of all he did for farming and hunting
Eeeeeeeee, I got broke!
Good work out there, soldier!
You piece of scum!
You don't deserve to live in your guns, alive!
Bye!
Good job!
Good job, well done!
Another scumbag taking off the streets!
Good work, sir! Good work!
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
This is our new Amigo here.
Yeah, let's go to the towers and kill the Junkies.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
The Junkies and the Tweakers, they're over there snorting and ejecting and stooping up.
We're gonna stop them from the sinful ways with violence.
We have no other choice you do than us.
Yes, yes, yes. We'll stop them with violence and we'll put spikes on park benches so they can't sleep there.
We won't clean up this city. Let's ride!
I don't know if my friend knows that he's a slow-mo guy.
Oh, what the hell am I saying?
Hello as well?
Mm-hmm.
One, two.
Oh, and they go right under next to that exposure in Mad Spider.
Oh, there's a lot of people out there.
Two, maybe three.
Well, we have to kill them.
You think so?
Hmm
No by the gods
There's one of them now got him
We're here and we're winning.
That's what's happening.
We're winning, well, the winners.
We're the winners.
I'm going in.
You're not fully drank enough.
You're fucking you, you're fucking you.
They're up here, they're up here.
You're kicking the shadows!
Get him quick!
There he is!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Take that, hooligan!
Oh, there's another one!
Do it, work!
There's another one! There's another one!
We're doing it!
Take that, fools! Take that, fools!
God yeah!
Watch out, I'm in the green part.
One of the winners!
Arif!
Good work team!
Oh I think there's more of that rocket tears than shooting at us.
Quickly down into the bunker.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
You're rocking.
Hello sir? Hello?
fuck you sir fuck you fuck you sir fuck you fuck you time to die now time to die
leave this is our city we run these streets we run these streets oh we
We run these streets, we run these streets.
Well who the hell is this guy?
Get him too!
Get out of here!
Oh, I've used all my ammo for killing people.
Don't wanna just scoop the guy, scoop the guy.
Little bit of goop.
Here we go.
There we go! Perfect!
We're in a Trigonator! Score!
Get the goop! Get the goop!
We gotta get outta here!
I just need to see this, Michael.
The goop, goop, goop!
Give me that!
Oh, there's a big boy in front of us.
That's okay, he wants to see us. We're like a shadow in the night.
I can whisper in the wind.
One goop up stairs.
We must go back.
One goop up stairs.
Go, go, go.
Goop, goop, goop.
You know what I'm gonna do?
That sounds like a splendid plan.
We'll get this goop and then we'll hack.
Okay.
You can't forget about these good hands.
Oh.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, hey! Good work!
Damn you!
Eat my shit!
Eat my poop!
Die!
It'll be the goop.
We're doing pretty good.
I would go to him and then what's your dad oh, okay?
Tell me mr.. Silly come here. Oh, so drive by King Von style 740
Gotcha
Good work!
Good work, Chief! Good work!
Give me that.
Let's ride!
Alright, I say we take our leave.
You have sucked all the nutrients from this land.
Oh, oh, oh, excuse me, excuse me. Good job.
Oh, let's leave. Follow me, boys. Good job, Peter. Thanks, my boy.
Be good, sir.
Okay, this was a great first raid. This is a cool guy.
I'm not killing him. He's cool. He's cool.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's better than coaxi. We just kick coaxi up.
Play with this guy
Right over yonder sir right over yonder
It was a treat it was a pleasure fighting by your side today soldier
Godspeed on all of your vintages
Godspeed!
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Not too shabby, boys, not too shabby.
You see that, Clogsy?
You know, every single piece of bread up to you just stopped moving.
And you were like, you may have looked that way because of how good I am.
Honestly, when I play this game, I feel like everybody's in slow-mo with how good I am.
I can see how you might think that.
It feels like I'm moving like the Flash versus Spider-Man.
Okay?
There's Spider-Man.
I say, hmm...
Special schoolboy Spider-Man.
Uh, hmm...
Crams for Lod Spider-Man.
Um...
Uh...
Drooling on your keyboard, Spider-Man.
And I'm the Flash.
You're Tom-Ot, but with Master Penis.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, okay, okay. You have to flash you the fucking tizm. That's the only thing I see you can't have anybody of course, of course
Let me get you a quick one one moment boys. You hear that?
By the way, it looks like I'm in see him the buggy ladies talk this and that and this and the other thing and this and that and this and that
It seems as if YouTube isn't really down. It's just the front page isn't loading
But you can just type in whatever you want to watch at the top and then it's backing to it's back to working to Max
Excuse me
Back to working at maximum power. You're talking about it
It seems like you can just once you get past the front page YouTube is working just fine
Yeah, exactly exactly. Yeah, she's like feety feety down feety feety.
100% down just kind of. Yeah, like you exactly.
Fuck you.
Buddy, you can saw me out on the court. Okay, I was going nothing but three pointers like
like Michael Jackson. I mean, I don't know why I said Michael Jackson. LeBron James. Okay.
All right, buddy. Okay. I was, I was out there going crazy within the painted lines.
The only person that shot you once that entire thing, you were going up a zip line and then
you were begging saying, I'm friendly. I'm friendly. I mean, you realize you were
going to die.
psychological warfare do you it looked like to me it looked like advanced
intelligence psychological psi-op warfare the CIA taught me that one
Oh, shit.
Cause I'm in the CIA and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, you are.
Fuck, yeah.
Yeah!
Ow!
You bought a cheater.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
And that's how you get it done, chief.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let me get a little bit of goop.
Wide moment.
I want too much goop.
I'm already suffering from the success I think it was yesterday yesterday we went up like two mil get two million dollars
Space dollars I want to do the helicopter again
The bonger copter again, there will be no arguments
We don't know how to do it. That's why we can figure it out
We're not smart enough. Yes. We are
How yes, we are we how I
Have a business degree
You sold Brazilian
Business business business business. Yeah, but you're only talking about one of my jobs. What about
Now, that time I was a peanut on the internet.
How about that?
What about that?
Well, add that to the resume.
That takes less IQ than a selling black shop.
No, it doesn't.
I'm a genius.
You take it all day and dress as a peanut
with a stupid ass hat.
This is your hat, dumbass.
This is literally you.
Way cooler than the other hats!
That's the same hat model I used on Nickmerks!
Ah, damn it, dude, lazy son of a bitch!
You guys have very similar looking hats!
Yeah, I am!
They're just black backwards hats!
Yep, yep, yep, bro.
Let us proceed, let us proceed!
Ah!
uh oh let me let me clean out my buggy legs let me clean up my buggy legs they're looking a bit dirty
okay they're looking a bit looking a bit worn
there we go looking pearly looking pearly
okay good to go good to go
Oh, hold up before I start it up.
I think I might invite you first.
Oh, that's good.
You are a good chair.
That's good.
Hmm.
Good bald under that hat.
Oh, I've got a luscious mane.
A luscious mane.
Well, let me choose the map for our next together.
show you don't want to do the
yeah you want to do the buggy copter
try the bug copter just one more time
guys buggy copter or no buggy copter
they're gonna say buggy copter
I
Let's do one normal raid then we're about the bunga cop death. Okay
Is that I'm down your fancy that tickles my fancy pickle something good good
I'm glad I can tickle you fancy.
My ass.
Oh, Mr. I said in my mother's
voice, good man, good, oh, man.
Thanks for just hitting me, my boy.
You know, I killed like 10 people that last week.
You've done seen that?
Yeah, I saw that, all right.
Yeah, you wish you could do that.
Yeah, you're really, you're really good.
Yeah, you're honest.
You know how it is. The reason they just stood there without weapons because they were scared, they were scared.
I'd be shaking in my boot.
Yeah, you pussy would be quaking, alright?
I want to be like you when I grow up.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you sir.
Thank you. Now let's RIDE!
I
Would you be one second here?
Mr. Waxy comes my boy that's made the union
All right
Whole night is just gonna be YouTube down for every single YouTube jet. Oh
I'm muted. I'm muted. Coach you stream on YouTube as well
Yeah
Is every single chat in YouTube YouTube down?
Yep. Yep. Yeah
Yeah
helpful until the
14,000 chat message you're talking about but I see the
14,000 YouTube is down. That's what I go. Wait a minute. I go wait a minute. I go is YouTube down
Then around the 30 a thousand
YouTube is down. That's what it really starts clicking for me. That's what I show. I go wait a minute
I go hold up. You do might be down
Then don't even get me started on fifty thousand. Don't even get me started on the 50,000
That's what it gets the areas
I don't know what to do about it.
There's nothing you can do about it.
It's YouTube.
So unless you own the multi-billion dollar company,
you have no control over that cheap.
What if we just ask him to turn it on?
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Have you tried to turn it off and turn it back on?
I'm plugging it, plugging back in.
Who owns YouTube?
Oh, my goodness.
Speaking of rich billionaires, you
the other day we were kind of jiggling Gabe's balls for buying that yacht that
owner of the team. Yeah, Gabe's balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He bought that $500 million yacht. We were like, whoa, do that so cool because
Gabe is really cool. No one hates him. He's like the first billionaire that
no one hates. Yep. I saw on a post today he bought a yacht for his yacht.
I'm not even joking
It's all a support yacht
Oh my God
He bought a yacht for his yacht
He's living like very
But when the yacht feels a little sad or something like that
It's got to be a four yacht
I don't think that's what it is
I think it's for the workers
They work on the big yacht
I'm gonna shoot that one
Got one, got one
Are you sure I don't see nothing
Wait there's another team down there
What the hell
Who the hell is that
I'm coming out
I'm coming
Oh, yeah
You did come in it coming
No, I got one one more me one more me I see for him I see for him
Good work. He'll be open room. He'll be open room. I'm hiding in this corner
What is he going? He might get in my poof. He might get in my poof
GG's good game! We haven't even fought yet though!
I didn't help.
Am I?
That had really nice kettle shots.
Lucy, you might want to open up your escape button and mute YNSCB.
He's saying GG's a good game a lot.
Oh, okay, cool.
Uh...
Got it.
Good, good, good.
I thought it was kind of weird because we haven't even fought yet.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Sorry about that, gang.
What the shit, I'm so many people.
We're doing really good. We're doing really good
That's kind of kettle three news hitting those shots you must have been really good
Trained in the station
Should we go kill that guy upstairs the guy that's a race. I think I think it's dead the racist is dead
Yeah, I think yeah, I think we killed them and he was just crawling away screaming when you would fight that guy down there
He was he was up there saying stuff
Yeah, I'm not joking. I think he was crawling
Well, he'll go to me
hmm keep your peeps away i'm broken right there
gotcha i'm on the way
i think we lose do we want to move to the stairs yeah no no come to the stairs
okay youtube is down youtube is down youtube back it's fixed youtube is down
Well, shit, chat.
No way, so bad.
Can't wait to meet that all night.
That's why it's so bad.
We are so back!
Can you get them to spam something else, like 6.7 or something like that?
No thanks. I'd rather do YouTube's down. No thank you.
No thank you. No thanks.
And you fucked me.
Alright, well, okay.
Now all the chats are 6.7.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm attracted by this. We're not gonna be able to be all this is tender, but I thought it was zero
big boys
Thanks, Mr. Mikey
YouTube is six seven they've evolved they've evolved they've evolved
To skin out
Yeah, I'm gonna finish the video so quick.
This guy's fucking a robot!
You see this?
Inter-circle!
Circuit-troll!
Inter-circle-troll!
Is that right? Am I doing the right thing?
I don't know, babe.
I think we're missing bodies.
Right here. Everybody right here.
Oh! Oh yeah, I see that guy.
Mm-hmm
Are you sure this wasn't the racist? Oh
No, I don't think that was the racist I could I got a while ago
I could like I before the guy up there started to stand sorry me and has
Big Steve
Cooks is a cool guy
Ever missing people my goop. Oh my goop. I'm right. Oh my goop. It's not down for my goopers
See me my goopers represent this block
I
Right here too
I ride for my goopers I die for my goopers my goop of my goop of
I
Go breech in the meeting. Okay sounds good. Sounds good
Much like that body had a I thought I heard someone there could be people under us
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky you
Shut this is shut this is
They could be in the wall compete, okay sounds good
Follow me to
Bottle me boys
Here's jumping here is that it oh my god, that's how easy it is. Holy shit. Oh my god
But I should have showed that everybody like this. Sorry. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that
Do not do that not
Do not do that, not do not do that.
Shit.
Well, he does another embark email.
Yeah, yeah.
Leave the tech bits of exploiting on your system.
Yeah.
Shit.
Well, I think it's time to skedaddle.
Yeah, I think it's time.
Do you lose the body on bridge?
No.
What bridge?
OK.
broken one another one
Hairball I hate this hairball. Yeah, sorry, you're gonna be a session safe in a little
All the way here percept that would be me I have feet in the game. Are you in the game? I do
You there he is. There's a guy you've been talking about. Oh, he's poor. He's got a
trick or nade. Spore.
Let's leave.
We have 54 on that. You think we can hit it?
Absolutely, we're like lightning!
We're like a poobah, hunting its prey.
I've seen a lot of AI videos recently, but I have a question.
Do you think if you put on like a lion costume from Party City and went into a lion's den,
they would think that you're a lion because they're stupid fucking lions?
Do you think- do you think no?
Oh.
No, try it, try it, no, you smell different, but what if I rub myself in lion feces before
I went in there?
Be my bed for a second, cosy, hmm?
I bet you zoos have a place where they put all the lion poo, you can just go get a
handful and should be it all over you I think yeah I think
well yeah yeah we have a hatchy I thought thing about hatchies are closed
hatchies well I want to die I saw something sad on Twitter it was something
about giraffes you know like what it rains and stuff outside you know how
you can go inside so you don't get rain done yeah giraffes can't do that oh they
just said they just sit there and they just get pelted by the wind in the
rain right if they don't have mortgages or warehouses
oh you know sad like a giraffe just sitting there getting pelted by the
Why isn't the bank giving Giraffe a loan so he can get himself a Giraffe Creme?
That's so sad for Mr. Giraffe, that is so sad for Mr. Giraffe.
That brings a tear to a penis leg.
That's very sad.
That's very sad, that is very sad, that is very sad.
You know giraffes, they'll use their necks and heads, like maces in the medieval times
to smack people.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Absolutely?
Yeah.
And sometimes they'll stomp out another giraffe's baby for like whatever reason.
Why?
I saw it serious.
I saw him seated on a baby that I didn't want to see.
What the hell?
Yeah.
The fuck those things?
Hell!
I know, I know!
I'm glad the bank didn't give him a mortgage.
Yeah, me too!
Fuck you!
Fuck the giraffes! That's what I'm saying!
Eh, yeah!
Fuck the giraffes!
Fuck giraffes!
Mm-hmm. Oh
Ship of water. What do they get? What did they get a concussion or something like that?
Are they hitting them with their heads? Well, they probably
Evolutionized to be anti concussion resistant prone
Oh, I need that. Yeah
Yeah, how many concussions do you have by now like buddy?
No, I've had eight. That's why you got to speak there nice and slow. That's why yeah
B P Dodd! B P Dodd Dodd!
Do, do, Fred! Do, Fred!
Oh no!
Ape is stoned together!
Whoa!
Ape's stoned together!
Oh, oh, oh!
Talk to Coltsy nice and slow!
It's gonna hashtag Coltsy is brave and static in the chat!
Let's get it quick. I'll take folks. He's great and starting in the top
Don't you worry folks we got you we feel you we feel you
Get a little bit of goop
That was a really good raid. We did pretty good. I think we're going to be killing it tonight.
Two back to back good days?
Oh yeah!
Yeah.
Oh yeah!
Let me sort my goop real quick.
One moment boys.
YouTube is back. YouTube is up. YouTube fixed. That's great to hear. Let me know in five
minutes when it's down again. That's when it really gets saucy. By the way, Mr. Cloak,
See how long do we have on the expedition before it's gotta get done?
Okay.
Seven days!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's seven days.
But then it's seven days after that, so you have two weeks.
Okay.
What do you think about that, Bob?
Two weeks.
What do you have right now?
Roundup!
I'm at page two.
I need two wires and four cooling coils.
Mm-hmm.
I
The cool and close was so annoying again. How's this guy? I'm 75 K viewers. I see no tits
You want it is I'll give you titties that shit
Hey, you want the sauce, do you?
You want the sauce, huh?
Fine.
Then have it.
You want the sauce, do you?
Then have it.
And eat like that.
Take again to rip that really quickly.
And you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's enough.
That's all you get.
A one moment gag, one moment boys, and sort my goop.
But yeah, I gotta sell some stuff, I think.
Because I got no room or nothing.
Could be selling stuff sometimes.
Um, not really, to be honest.
I just, I sell like venitors and shit.
And shit?
How much does shit go for on the Black Magen?
It depends on who's it is. Oh, what about Tom Brady's?
That shit, I'm not selling that. That's premium. Yeah, that's our premium spice for life.
That's premium, good, good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I heard Oprah Winfrey's poop is over a million.
That's the cream of the crump.
That's where it really gets spicy.
I heard of the ladies from the view all poop and roll it into one big ball
That's boob sharing boob sharing it's like blue but with poop. Oh my god new tech new tech alert new tech
And then they all go back to being ugly
I
Keep
That's right. They gotta go back to be maxing why do you have well broken snap hooks
We talk about why do you have clothes broken snap hooks?
I
Thought maxing oh
Wait 12 snap hooks we talk about yeah, why do you have somebody broken snap hooks?
Hmm, I don't know I've been saving them for a rainy day
I mean all right
I'm not gonna say anything. I'm achieving him for a rainy day. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That might free up some spots. Yeah
Maybe that's your for you got a hundred and seventeen bobcats. Well, wait, should I sell them then? Oh, no
The snap hooks if you recycle them, then you can repair one for free
Okay
So like recycle one. Okay, everyone. I can't have Exodus modules
Yeah, is your ex this yeah, I'm to recycle all the ones that are broken. Yeah, yeah, okay, and then go to and then
All right, what I go to?
Then go to traders and then go to
The crazy seed lady and buy an exodus of the crazy seed lady. Yeah, she sells an exodus
thinking good thinking
Okay, all right, all right
My soul all the broken ones
Oh, I got this one that's kind of broken all right. All right. Okay
All right, okay. All right. Okay. I'm good to go. Let's ride
Put your connects on something no, no, no, I don't want to
Damn for coils, but how do you get?
Damn battlegrounds.
Is that the best place for coils?
Yeah.
What if we do stuff other than that?
And ignore that until there's almost no time left.
Okay.
Let's ride!
We're going here instead.
Alright.
Buy the wires? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I gotta buy the wires first.
Why are you buying the wires? Oh, I can't. Let's ride!
Let's ride! Let's ride! Follow me boys!
Ready for a great raid, Mr. Cloaksy?
Mr. Cloaksy? Hello? Hello, good sir!
Ready for a king?
Are you ready for a king?
Hell yeah! Cheers boys!
I'm gonna suck with all this drinking kills me in like eight years
but until then we ride.
We ride.
Yeah!
The heck is going on up here?
Oh, don't be mine.
10, 10.
No way that rocket here is on me.
It's 300 meters away.
300 meters.
I'm gonna get it.
We're gonna be fine in like five years they'll have like stickers you can get a 7-11 that
game yeah we got we got to find people for it it's you run around you're
traveling right now oh you run around as like little garden gnomes around the
house and you can pick up guns and shit and you have to run from someone that's
trying to kill you oh I've got you we still gotta do that that neighborhood
warfare what I've been calling yeah yeah I got a second I forgot what is I
forgot what is I forgot what it's called but it dude I've been seeing videos
Oh, I look so funny.
We'll have what we'll do is we'll do
We'll find out how many players it is because the neighborhood suburban warfare whatever shit
I'm inviting nine of the streamers for a total of ten and then what we can do is we can like next week
We can instead of playing off ways we can have like a like a silly silly games night when we do like half
Suburban warfare and half your game in two months. I'm down. I'm down
Yeah. It's just me, by the way.
Follow me, tag.
Follow me, crew.
I've seen so many views today and I was literally dying.
There's actually a hundred people here.
When is it, Torentes? We gotta be careful.
Let's kill him!
There he is! There he is!
Hey!
Come on. Yeah, you're a fantastic guy.
What the hell?
I got one right here.
My apologies, my apologies.
Sorry, boss. I wasn't keeping my eyes open.
Okay
In a fire burger and three stocks of whole cracker ammo
We're going to break open
They're doing the major
Not anymore
Yeah, play around the trap
They've got whole crackers too
There he is
Get him get him take that bitch
How do you like this pussy? How do you like that?
Take that we are the conquerors the demote
I'm sorry, but I fucking hate all the rest of the boys.
This is not the end.
This is what you didn't think they'd get.
Get your ass back to the lobby, pussy.
Did you hear those guys' cloaksie?
Yeah, they said Gigi's nice shots.
See you next day.
That's right.
Have a yapping in the lobby.
Get that next kit ready, huh?
Get that next kit ready, bitch.
We're bumping new one will you it's just for me
Right here, let's kill them
Someone's telling me Char. Well, who call those guys last listen. I'm doing a lot of damage
Better wait for me all he saw me
I got my gun them go go go
I'm sorry, man.
Gotcha!
Little baby.
I saw the opportunity that I took it.
Fortune favors the board.
We had a whole crack of two.
Score!
No way!
way
Close we're gooping we're gooping major major goop the ground control
Okay, I'm good to go. Well, I've got two whole crack of zombie
good durability and a lot of whole crack of shots
We can take down that beast
I'm gonna shut this and then see oh
oh this is a few more probably over here okay all right
because we
will be able to kill us a hundred percent yeah hundred percent hundred percent
two guys like us two handsome guys like us
I'm gonna get a deadline not if I get one first
I found a light bulb oh perfect
I couldn't even shut her in her ass.
That's why two great minds think alike.
Like Nikola Tesla.
And I'm a peanut. You're kind of racist.
Okay, why?
I was just feeling like...
SIDE TISKINIGA OF COURSE! TISKINIG!
TISKINIGA OF COURSE!
Follow me, gang.
Wait, is this smoking?
Okay.
I'm gonna let you go.
I think so.
Well, we made a goop right there!
Over there!
Good goop.
Little made a goop.
There's not even a headgat.
Score!
I think he's going pretty good for me, Chief.
All right, good to go.
Did you get the core?
He got the core.
Yeah!
Nice.
I'm sexual!
Oh, damn it.
You're such a idiot.
Alright boys.
Follow me boys.
And there's a dead body here.
On this.
Oh, gotcha boss.
You bagged it?
Take this, bitch!
Keep on.
I hit him, I hit him, he hit me too.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, am I go let's go
Say too easy too easy
Give the bug leader a celebration perhaps
Fuck you sir eat my sin and die
I didn't mean to I didn't mean to fault that I am a see that clutch. You see that clutch right there
Oh, yeah, I'll never make me out being dumb and fat and worth us ever again
I'll never say you're ugly annoying to play with it stupid
Ugly and worthless a waste of space. I'm happy your dad never came back from getting milk 20 years ago
I would never say that ever again
Thanks boss, no problem. Yeah, I'll take you boss. Thank you. Thanks boss
Why the kindie boss
Okay, I'm gonna go you run again, so you're gonna run again. I got one break in right here
No, I'm saying in your inventory. Yeah, I got one right here my inventory
No, no, I'm saying like I'm saying like in your stash. Oh, I'm not like 50m. Yeah, I mean fine. I need more
You are here. Mm-hmm. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
There we go. That should be a nice meet to my 50 renegade collection
All right, what about what now I
Think we just wait right?
Someone else is gonna come someone else is gonna come pause
Boss second. All right, and then
We show the major
Dingle. Yeah
Hell dangle, yeah
The master plan
But if I might take a sip of water post now you're good. Thank you. Good sir
There's some great movie in mind you but I'm already at 204,000 space dollars by the way
What the fuck?
How?
I think she's going pretty good for me.
I think she's going pretty good for me to say.
What the fuck?
How is that possible?
A goop has been gooping.
Goop has been gooping.
Can't blame a goop for gooping.
Wait, are you going to snipe on him?
I don't know.
Yeah snipe on him.
Yes, yes I did.
We were just snipe around. I don't think there is a snipe on this map.
Yeah, there's uh in garage. Oh
Oh, no, no, no broken broken broken right here. It's much much much. He saw me. He saw me. I
Should just start shooting them
Should we go do something about those hooligans, yeah, I
I should be moved now before they can come upstairs.
I have an idea.
What?
Whoa!
Hey, miss.
You learned that in the military?
Yeah.
Oh, what the hell it word?
You shot a shotgun from 50 meters.
Genius!
Thank God they didn't hit me.
I think they're gonna have to scrape my shirt for something.
Really?
Yeah.
I think they're gonna have to.
for something. Oh, these guys. Those you got to be killed earlier. Remember what I said? Eat my
shit and die? That's the one I killed when I said that. What's that beeping noise?
I'm hoping they get third-party because another team was down here.
I'm hoping that that team puts it in from their ass and then we come on them.
Well the other guys are in their ass, we come!
Yeah, yeah.
The master plan.
The master plan!
And that's why they pay you the big box, Gloksy.
Always thinking this one is.
I know where the cyber people...
That team's not going to come.
These teams are over here coming.
They'll come when I make them come.
They're going to be right here in front of us.
Let's get them!
All of you boys.
Stay frosty.
Stay vigilant.
They literally just destroyed these.
You fucks playing here for $50?
For $50? How do you do it for fucking $20?
I'll even be the bay
Hopefully they're not right here holding us
You can kill me.
I'm there.
Get the boss.
Got one shot.
Get the body.
I'm down.
Take that, fool.
Where?
Right here.
One after.
Take that, fool.
Oh my god, there's more.
There's more.
Oh my god, there's more.
There's more.
Oh my god, there's more.
We're doing really good this rain.
This is an average everyday raid.
This is an advanced raid.
All right, we saw those guys on the open down bridge.
You sure these are not those guys?
Nope.
Wait, they're not or you're not sure?
They're not them, they're not them.
Okay, gotcha, okay.
Hey, Toros.
Gotcha.
One of them might have a tempest.
It was the Tempest or Rattler.
This one's got a Rattler right here.
Whoa, you just got a pink butt on it
and a compensator three blue tip.
Wait, that's good.
He's got two supplies, two score.
We can make the bonga cup-tip.
This is it.
Bonga cup-tip, bonga cup-tip, bonga cup-tip, yeah.
Bogacopter, Bogacopter, Bogacopter, yeah!
That's not gonna work.
Yes it is.
Bogacopter, Bogacopter, Bogacopter, yeah!
Gonna be so weird.
Nah, I wanna have a run. That thing's poo.
Follow me boys.
I think we just leave because we leave or we take them
major yeah because you don't have ever anything to kill the rock of tear I've
got a thousand whole cracker size how many yeah I've got one two three four
four five six stacks and two whole crackers.
Everyone saying leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave,
leave, leave.
I say we stay and fight.
Let's ride!
Charge!
I'm going to pull from here, okay?
We die in four minutes and we'll hug to the extract here.
Yeah.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
We pick out the whole cracker?
I touched the legs off.
Do you have a trap or anything?
I had two traps where I threw it on that body downstairs.
They were electromagnetic traps.
I'm gonna go get those.
Okay sounds good. I'll start with another me jack. Yeah, I shot off one of the legs
Take that bitch
Take that pussy make sure you don't get walked up on that's your boss
oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
he's quite ministering it take that oh take that fool and we drop my weapons in
this corner
Don't you take him now, alright? Don't you take him!
Die! Die!
He pushed, he's exposed!
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Okay, I think he's not going good for me no more.
There's a lot of clinkers out there.
They want our blood.
They want our skin.
Let me see that. I'm looking for these things real quick.
Got you, got you.
Need a bit of heat?
I have enough heat. I'm gonna come up, okay?
Need a bit of heat?
Got you, got you.
Take that, stupid spider!
Yeah!
Yeah! Oh my god! It's ClayCastity out here!
And I see Jesus.
Okay. Alright, he's welcome me into the Great Perligates.
Alright. Okay. Alright, I'm good to go.
Oh! Alright. Okay.
Alright. I'm all good. I'm all good.
Everything is judge-mined.
Not that clicker, oh.
Oh.
You're gonna heal him.
It's just more clickers every time I kill one another one shows up.
Get out of here.
You're gonna be loading.
Rocket in, boys.
Take...
That, Valbees!
And that!
And perhaps that!
God, yeah.
You're a rocketeer for a bastard or something?
No, no, no, not that I've seen.
Use a whole crack at three first.
Dude, let's get together.
It's a little bit more than one.
But it should work just fine.
How did that just hit me?
Oh my god, Mr. Krabs is violating my dark hole.
Okay, mouse, okay mouse.
It's simple, it's calculation.
All right, those are Rockins.
Those are Rockins.
All right, just in case you didn't die.
I thought, I timed it wrong.
I thought it was a big trap.
Take that!
Oh, Rockins, Rockins!
Oh!
Hey, dude.
Hey, how are you?
Pretty good to take it around.
My shield broken.
There's a pop-upper.
Okay, I literally can't my shield broken.
Okay, I just got hurt from some mystical force
unbeknownst to be here.
Stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.
On it, boss, on it!
That's too loud, boys.
That's easy, that's easy.
I got lost.
I have to get in the, I have to get in the, uh, the arco see better take that fool
Oh you guys shield up I can't do nothing you're on your own cheap
This thing is so annoying. I can't say anything. I'm probably dead. Oh
I'm alive. Oh my head. It's nice
We got seven minutes chief. We had turned it up a notch
I got you both. I got you both. I'm gonna use this. Where'd you go? Oh
Oh
That's it any
Others rocket those are flies. Those are flashes. We're good. Damn it. I turn around at the wrong time. Oh
Oh
Christ
He's hiding over there. He's scared
I
Don't know what he's doing take that fool
Catch you damn it and doing how much are you doing per shot? Let me check it. Let me check. I'll check I'll check it. Oh
My god, I come up he starts rocketing a per shot. I'm doing
490 490
It's rocketing again
How is it double rocketing is a rocket is a rocket
We should have run
I'm not seeing that then
You sir
Go, go, go!
Back to the battle!
Kicked that foul beast!
And that foul beast!
Rocket!
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
He's clicking and messing around!
It's looking
We're doing good. We're doing good
Take that found these
How is it how is it shooting rockets so much? I'm so confused. I don't know
Maybe it's angry
More rocket more rocket
Jesus Christ
Yeah, four minutes we have, we are wrapped this up now.
Yeah, yeah.
Take that, foul beast!
You've been five good ones.
Oh.
Take that, foul beast!
Dude, I just got stuck.
Oh my God, I can't see anything.
I, I can't see nothing either.
Okay wait I'm under it. I get up on it hold on. Okay okay wait. I'm gonna keep shooting. I'm gonna keep shooting.
I'm gonna keep shooting.
Dude, let me try some pain.
You're not getting it!
We're finishing this fight boys!
Holy dingle.
I think there isn't a team close by. I keep hearing them bashing at you. Maybe it's bugged.
I'm giving them one for I'm giving them one for take that I gave it to you I gave it to
gun it we may see many I rub this up quicker yeah yeah yeah wrap it up again wrap it up
yeah I'm spamming it I'm getting rockin I'm just gonna take the rocket fuck it
Sounds good, sounds good!
Rock and...
We got this!
Stop it, it's just...
I'm fire, I'm fire, I'm fire, I'm fire!
Oh!
Take that, foul beast!
Take that!
I will slay you, beast!
Two minutes, 40 seconds!
And the extract, that's what this call is, holy shit!
Oh my god, please, I'm gonna have to kill you!
I do, I do, I do!
I
No, I didn't.
I didn't even.
Ah!
Where's the core?
I don't know.
I have to leave.
I'm not leaving out there without the core.
Head home at the pre-sac patch.
I see it.
I'm going for it.
OK, we got to leave.
Not yet.
I'm coming.
go go go!
Head home at the cliffside air shaft.
Head home at the creek top.
Shit! Yeah!
Yeah!
Go go go!
Oh, this wass this wass this wass this wass this wass.
I'm dead.
What are you serious? Are you serious guys? Oh my god? Oh my god
No way no no way are you serious?
Wait for them to hit hatch wait for them to head hatch. They're telling you
We hate the hatch dumb ass. We're all gonna die
Walk at them walk at them. Oh
Oh
It's in it be get a minute
Rain one of my place and they didn't even have time to loop me
Yeah, well, he didn't even loop I don't know what their plan was I was pretty fucking stupid
Now it's really not there. They didn't loop me
Don't worry mr. Cloak see your team leader. It's still alive
That is what is most important
And all for one and one for all.
It's really not about the goop.
Clucksy, it's about the glory, okay?
I honestly don't even, I don't even care about the goop.
I don't even care, I don't even care, I don't even care about the goop, it's about the
glory.
Now one moment.
I want to say I agree.
I agree.
I
Get them fuckin' bread, gettin' fuckin' bands
Pull up, find your man's like I'm beatin' pen
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thot
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back, with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet, with the fuckin' beat
Bicky on my head, bicky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, on my crib, on my fuckin' crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a dupe
Hoppin' out the bed, it really isn't about the dupe
Mr. Clokesy, I wouldn't even worry about it, I wouldn't even worry about it
It really isn't about the dupe, seriously
I, I just, I don't care at all
I just put away I just put away my goop and and I didn't even mention it. Nobody's even talking about it
Actually nobody's even talking about it right now
Because that's just we're so unconcerned. We're so unconcerned about it. Good. We're so unconcerned. We're so unconcerned
It really isn't about the goop. We're so unconcerned over here. Nobody's even talking about it. Nobody's talking about it
I
Guys you to is down
Go to another platform for today. It's down worldwide
Your screen isn't blue die immediately in the game of course in the game in
the game
One second mr. Cloak see all this
Goop on me. Maybe you want a poop. All right, you know I'm out. Oh
All this goop on me all this money on me
Uh-huh, maybe you want a poop. All right?
Smoking fucking weed smoking fucking crack
Okay, okay
That's that shit!
I hope you understand. I hope you understand, okay? A Goopa be smoking smoking fucking wrong smoking fucking crack
Okay
Yes, yes
Yes, that is correct. That is correct. Fire. Fire
So a Goopa a Goopa's gotta do what a Goopa's gotta do over here
I understand. Goopa's gotta do what a Goopa's gotta do
Mm-hmm. Goupa's gotta do what a group is gotta do. That's what I say. That's what I say
Hmm
Alrighty now as soon as I repair my shield my 1.376 million is gonna get deleted for some stupid fucking reason and
One day are you at one point or 1.255? Yeah, and why wait? We're up. Actually, we're all
massive
We're gooping denied
That's what I was trying to tell you.
Wait, the last two days, you're still here?
Yeah, I was at 200,000 yesterday.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We six-X'd our money in one day.
It's like, what's the Congress?
We're gooping.
He's saying.
Little bit more goobly ready to rumble. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Here we go
Little bit of this
Okay, all right
Okay, I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good to go
I'm good to go
now
It's time for the bunga cup
there
yeah, oh
I'm still up. We should do one more time. Is you over time? Are you sure? We should we should kill the people doing it
okay, okay, and
Then let's ride
Yeah, I got something in the mail
Did you yeah, I just got a free kit back. Oh
Oh a free kid you know I got a venerated fool with a shotgun and a blue choke and a ton of cool stuff
Okay, okay, we hold up wait
What's today oh
Okay labels when you get it back not when you lost it, okay, okay?
Thanks for the years mr. Sales up my man
Thank you, my boy, I appreciate you, brother.
Very kind of you, big man.
Before we go in though, I'd like to check one thing.
Mr. Dylan Dennis has given me-
Get help!
How are you still here?
You lost custody of your children
and you drink every night.
Go to an AAB!
Yeah!
You paid me $50 and said the king daddy just walked in
Period chat sit up straight period
I leave for five minutes and it turns into open mic night at a day cam
Peanut talking spicy folksy loading excuses hutch breathing heavy near the snacks
Spam W for royalty spam alpha delusion
I
I feel like people get confused with the W and the L
Honestly, I'm telling you when he was first insulting me on the first day he came in here
He was riding like he clutches forks
Like a sword you got to pull out of a mountain back in the medieval times to prove you're the king
Now it is perfect punctuation.
He commas periods apostrophes
Capitalizations in the right spot even capitalized King Daddy as if that's like an official title or something. I'm telling you this
Do you do he doesn't daddy says?
Doesn't daddy says that's what actually happens. He doesn't daddy says that's right get this punctuation skills up
I think it's like we do that. Yeah, that it gives me that it gives me that it gives me that it gives me that it gives me that it evolves
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed. It's time to conquer.
Okay, okay. We do a quick headshot. We do it.
Hmm
Mr. Jacob babe over doing my one good man good man
Well, I gotta fix this right here. Here we go. Oh
And mr. Bebe and mr. Naked with a peanut. What good man good man
Thank you voice breezy brothers and very kind gentlemen very kind gentlemen
Wires, fuck the wires, we need cooling cables or whatever the shit.
That's the real business that we gotta get down to.
Cooling coils or whatever the shit.
That's what we really need.
E-edit music said the real King Daddy is here.
$100, by the way.
The real King Daddy is here.
That other guy would get submitted.
Mr. Peter, excellence, I've made a remix for you.
This is my last $100 concert.
Edit, burn, peanut, it's so, where do I see it?
Can you put it in the, can you put it in one of the channels
at Discord, maybe like Stream Ideas or Fanon or something?
Just somewhere I can find it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
An acne or whatever.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Why don't you give it for the cooling quills?
Oh, let's ride.
My previous crew came under heavy fire-
I would say it was goosey.
I'm gonna pop my fresh six, Billy.
I can tell it's gonna get a little crazy out of here.
Get a little crazy.
The effects are focused.
Can I become a certified goober?
You think you have what it takes?
If you think you got the brass?
If you think you got the steel?
If you think you got what it takes?
Change outfit?
We don't like the cozy outfit.
I was going to keep it on tonight.
Come on back.
Hello, good sir, how are you on this fine day?
We need to...
These people shooting to the west.
I see we ignore them. Go to the triangle house.
I'm down.
Send it.
Okay.
We can proceed.
We can proceed, we can proceed.
Keep it on.
Keep it on the closey one.
Oh shit on me on me on me
I think we need to keep running triangle we're gonna third party he got some bones got your bones
Go go go
Pop an armor I
Do we come here nice and safe oh my god this shoot me again these rascals these rascals they got me they got me
Wait that guy is really good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna say something about that, but that guy is really really good
Oh
We have to run this way
On on height you can't shut up behind the team
friend
They're watching up front with two on the roof on the roof
Good work there's stupid
No one down no one down gotcha one more one more me
He's right, but he's right here the boot of season to go to see nice there's stupid
No you're not going anywhere chief oh my god oh my god I'm dead I was talking
shit I was talking shit I'm gonna get away from
Hello!
Oh, I look like a total bitch.
Hello!
Hey!
Viva Brasil!
Hey!
I don't think we're on-
Oh, it's your Viva Europe or whatever the fuck!
I don't know where I am!
Alright.
Shit.
I- I forgot where we- I don't know where we are.
I don't- I don't know where we are.
Dude, I got angle headshotting, bro.
Yeah, that'll happen. That'll happen.
I'm gonna get an evil head shot at you.
It's Silly Ray, Silly Ray!
There's a big greasy man there.
Yeah, I mean, he came out of the woodwards.
There was a thousand of them.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I think that might have been my fault for being FK.
That's true. I would rather you take the fault, and I don't want that.
I'm not taking accountability, accountability is for bitches.
No, no, no, that was my, that is 100% my fault.
I agree, I agree.
I take full responsibility.
By the way, the maps are switching in one minute.
Get in there.
No, I should be let him swap.
He doesn't swap.
Then.
Swap?
Yeah, because the meat charts gonna go to Spaceport.
Then we go to Spaceport, build the Bunga Copter.
And fly on top of the meat charts.
Wait, what?
What?
If I snap poke you while you're doing the Bunga Copter.
Holy shit.
That's incredible.
Then you can go up like 40 feet
and then fall back down and die.
Okay.
You're thinking.
Thank you, thank you.
She's cheese. I've got three ziplines. You have any for yourself?
Um, I think I have like 10.
Honestly, the box is too far. I'm not doing it.
I'm only doing it at the box. It's like right there.
I'm not trying. I'm not crossing the whole fucking map for the bunker copter.
If it is convenient, I'm doing the bunker copter.
Here we go.
Little bit of goop.
hmm couple of these bad boys for mr. chicken I did do we have good to go
that's right
oh shit peanuts a million and now how y'all got 1.256 billion space dollars
They said it couldn't be done cozy. They said it couldn't be done. They called me stupid
They called me dumb. They called me fat. They called me ugly. They called me inept at problem solving, but look at me now
Look at me now 1.256
million space dollars that is enough for three space Rolls Royce's to space mortgages
40 space for fiesta's 30 space for that one 50s one space condo to space hotel
suites that's all the items I know you can buy
Yeah, they're broke you up. Yeah, she broke up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
Wait, wait. Oh, make sure to change the map. I'm on a bus. I'm on a bus.
We got it, got it.
1.25 billion Brazilian dollars.
Is that like $9.50?
Yeah, it might be $8.00, it says.
See!
That's for a couple stickers mods.
Couple stickers mods from the gas station.
Am I right boys?
Get me in there.
Oh, that's Vinny's Swayla.
We're thinking of Vinny's Swayla, I think.
You know that I was I was watching a TikTok where a guy had a 50 billion dollar bill
Okay, what yeah, but a guy where there was outside his window selling toilet paper wouldn't take the 50 billion for a roll of toilet paper
Wait 50 billion. Yeah 50 billion
I'm serious. I saw a TikTok video on it. I'll teach you the second I'll teach you the second
Let's RIDE!
Zimbabwe! That's what it was! Zimbabwe! Do you know what that is?
country fuck yeah fuck yeah country oh yeah it is oh yeah good work coachy I knew
you were smarter than that there's like confident country states right no it's
it's it's it's it's city state country continent world I feel like there's
something in between country and continent
There's something pink state and country.
No, no, no, I didn't do that, that's a complete lie.
Providence, Providence.
No, that's just, that's European cities.
That's just sitting by with Europe.
We're getting aspirated.
Already?
They're in the tower.
What?
The Dingo?
Oh.
Hymn is fear.
Wait.
County.
It goes county, city, state, country, continent, world.
Mm-hmm.
And then Providence is a made-up word.
Well, all right
Okay, all right, then why are you not switching sir you switching servers? I did yes, I don't know how they cause
Sir sir one second sir
One second before you do that
I would like I would like a quick defibrillator and in return
Oh, that would be quite dandy
Yes, it is mr. Peanut and he needs your help
Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Thank you boys. Thank you
Oh
Could have happened to anybody could have happened to anybody I
Saw that one coming from a mile away. You can hear their voice. You can hear it in their voice
That guy kicked small animals. I I pinged it a mile away
100% you to come out didn't no one got tricked right there. No one no one was surprised right there
You heard that that said I kicked small animals voice right there right there right there
Back me up with this cozy
Yeah, I knew to me. I knew to me. They say it, gentlemen.
We say that team it spawned group towers sprinting towards us.
Snap hook to the roof and they can't us.
Perfect. Are you sure we've seen those guys?
Cause I swiped in switching servers all night.
Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We've had to remember those names.
Those guys are good then, honestly, they kind of, they kind of earned that one, right?
They kind of earned that one.
Mm, it'll be the goop, one moment gang, one moment boys.
Here we go, a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
We can do the bunker cop to 100% no doubt no doubt okay?
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Don't be a mortal and stopping me from making the bunker company.
Don't you worry.
I mean, we will be airborne.
We will be airborne before you can even say, Pete, you're the greatest team leader
ever.
I think I would ever say that there will definitely be a one of these it
One moment, dude
Here we go now we ride
Folksy is rude
Seriously, seriously, I've been trying to tell him set him straight for a long time.
That's not Dylan Dennis.
No, that's not Dylan Dennis.
That's a loyal bungulator right there calling you out, calling you out on your bullshit.
Your bullshit.
What did he say?
He said, Clogsy is rude.
Somebody had to stand up.
Somebody had to stand up to you on your bullshit.
You can't.
So, no, this is a long time coming.
This is a long time coming.
You verbally assault your friends.
Your ass is too fat for that chair, please send me a picture.
Your cock is too bany and long.
And those are the things off the top of my head.
I can make a list of 50 things that make you a horrible person.
Fuck you.
Fuck you die in the game of course.
That's my fault.
That's okay, that's okay.
I forgive you this time.
Next time it won't be so easy.
We'll let him off the hook this time guys.
We'll let him off the hook this time.
Thank you ship water
These were four mm-hmm. I'm being told that I did not hide last raid. Oh
Yeah, that'll do it. I'll do it. Mm-hmm. That'll do it. I'll do it. I saw it
I'm like good man. Good. Oh, man
Hey, mr. Warranty, good man. Good. Oh, man
And Mr. V-Ball Paul, and Mr. Pringle, and all the fun, what good, bad, good, I'll be in.
Thank you, boys, thank you so much.
It's very kind of you, boys, very kind of you.
You'll see in the high-screen guy, I heard, I heard.
Shit, add that to the list. Huh? Add that to the list, huh?
Add that to the list, right between the fat ass and the viny cock.
Add that to the list of why he's a piece of crap.
Go ahead, add it up.
Run the numbers for me you'll find the same cookies
Hmm
Plus I got this six smoothie. Oh
What smoothie I cracked a smoothie that I made a smoothie today. Hmm. I got I got this cool smoothie
I don't know what it is, but it tastes like
That dude, so you're telling me
3.
You're gonna eat a granola bar, then chase it with 9% voodoo rangers, now you're drinking
a smoothie, and then you're gonna go back to 9% voodoo rangers, into a granola bar,
into a burger.
4.
Fuck yeah.
5.
What is your-
6.
USA.
Fuck the best world war step YAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Hell yeah, I am sorry I thought this was America.
I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Sorry, I thought this was America!
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America! I thought this was America!
Sorry, I thought this was America! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
I get- I give it an hour before you start sweating.
And you're gonna be like, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Pfft.
That happens every night, bitch.
Yeah.
You're but not a constant.
That's unfair.
Uh, let's RIDE!
You ready for a great rate, Cooksy?
I'm ready for a great rate!
Yeah!
Cooksy joined the party and says the bottom-up mask read,
Woo-woo!
Raise the roof!
Woo!
Cooksy joined the party and says the bottom-up mask read,
Woo-woo!
Raise the roof!
Woo!
We have field and all right for us
Time for the bunker
Time for the bunker cup what are we actually doing it? I think it's alright man. Do we have we figured out how to go down? I
Thought you figured out how to go down I
Think you said to make it as yeah, I'm not since I used to put it at a lower angle into my
I think I don't know
No, he's saying did anybody learn
Did anybody learn how to go down
I'm gonna go get a silly juice the first one of the night angle my balls
Okay, nobody knows how to do it. All right, okay, you go get that drink opposite of the
bucket, come here. Here we go. Perfect.
He's just perfect, I don't know, this angle is stupid.
That should work.
That should work, that should work, yeah.
Let me just kind of fuck it up.
Let me just try to fuck it up as much as possible to see if it works.
get over here get over here
Get on an angle.
That's kind of an angle.
That kind of works.
Here we go.
Perfect.
That's an angle kind of.
Now we can never believe what I found in my fridge.
What'd you find?
A boo-doo ranger.
Really?
Imperial IPA.
Yeah.
I've almost got the bucket top to complete, Steve.
Things are looking up.
The zip lines over there and the things over here. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Gee, but let me focus. It takes absolute precision
God, did you get it?
Yeah, by the way, I couldn't figure out how to do it. So I just thought I'd make it jakey as possible
Wait they're invisible for me
Why don't that be okay? Oh it sounds good
That's right
You ready to get crazy club see
Time to take flight
I don't see it
Oh
Cozy oh my god
Oh, we know I can't come down so we're getting so wicked. Okay. Why do you mean it's not working?
It's a wicked. It's a wicked. I can't come down
What do you mean?
It's not working
What does that mean? I mean, tell us which other let's go faster
I can't go down
Alright
That's okay
Try over there
That's what Einstein did
We're basically Einstein right now
There's some friendlies down here
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm coming down, the numbers are going up!
I am coming down, I am coming down!
Oh my god, I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about it, no way!
No way!
You gotta fucks any fucker come there!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
We're doing it!
I'm coming down, Coke-D, I'm coming down!
Wait, how do you figure it out?
I'm holding down shift A and S, the shoulder on the left side.
It's working, it's working.
I'm coming down.
Come on now, boys.
It's Bunker Copter coming in hot!
Prepare for landing.
Prepare for landing, folksy.
Ready for landing, man?
Ready and land bad.
Iron out the kinks.
That's another embark e-mail in my inbox.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, two people just died right there?
Yeah, I know. I think I'm...
What's going on over there?
I think you're a friend. I don't think I'm a friend either.
You guys okay?
We're being belated! We're being belated!
You guys okay?
I'm coming in hard!
Alright, penis coming in on!
I'm coming!
I'm coming in!
I see him! I see him right there!
They killed their boys!
One guy is one shot down below.
I'm coming in!
One shot in that and then one is on wall.
We have landed!
Hurry!
Oh, there we go job back on back how to deal with these fools
They see take over there
There's another take a right there
I
Killed it what he's looking at me funny
I boys died you fuck you fuck you
Oh
Not fuck you sorry
There's a guy up here, there's a guy up on this wall.
I'm coming, Chief, I'm coming!
No, it's over there, not behind!
Dude, our boy died so fast, I didn't die, I feel bad, he instant thirsted out.
I got one of our boys, I got one of our boys.
His name is Wacken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's cool.
His boy died.
They're dying up on the Hoosie-Doozie!
Yeah, careful about the director above you.
I'm going in!
I need White House.
Oh.
I need White House, hold on.
Hmm.
I know where you instantly died.
Oh.
I'm going in!
Charge!
Where's he going?
Shut up!
I hate that hood again.
Yeah
Survival of the fittest folksy survival of the fittest. Oh
My god, I just got snipe from somewhere else
And I'm dead
Okay. All right, things are not going as well for me as they were a couple seconds ago
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. We're back. Yes, sir
Yeah, I'm doing it.
They're in the tower boys!
SUDGE!
So no mercy!
Like in...
Let's have a look up.
Come on, six, come on, six.
I left.
Oh.
Got it!
I'm loaded!
I got it I'm loaded take this fool come eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
another one of me oh there's you that you are excuse me stay back demon
Oh
No, no, no, no, I'll get both guys. Yeah
Yeah
Not too shabby boys not too shabby
We're doing pretty good.
Let's get the group and retreat back to the bunker copter.
Should we send this guy on the bunker copter?
Yeah, dude, I'm busy.
Sir, sir, do I have an opportunity of a lifetime for you, sir?
I
Had a snap
Sure, I have the opportunity of a lifetime for you get some goop and rally back up at the tower
This guy laughs like he lives on a yacht
Fuck
I
Come come on now come come come on now
Well, these guys had the snap hook out of their ass
That's quite baby
What I spare one of those for goop
Come come here to come here that over yonder I got the opportunity of a lifetime for you sir
We're gonna put this man on the moon just like they faked in 1963.
Am I right boys?
Follow me crew.
Follow me boys.
mm-hmm yeah the moon's fake exactly good yeah I think your boy died around here
if you want to group it I don't know where you went oh well you know what it
might not be operational sometimes when you leave boxes for too long they go
they lose their touch oh my god yeah you want to do your boy wait what do you
mean oh my god they destroyed the bugger
cop down damn I don't know yes we got
three supplies I'll take it
you can have it he doesn't want it
it's sure sir do you have three
supplies by chance this guy has a
Jupiter yeah he said you can have it
for me yeah let me quite dandy that's uh that's you that's yeah bird us bird is yeah
the guy from yesterday he's got even more energy ammo he's got a ton of energy ammo
this is the team that helps us build it on them oh that's quite dandy which
kill a major again unless he has three ziplines sir sir sir break do you have
three ziplines by chance I dropped two of them right here oh do you have a
zipline conch eat no
well we needed three all right I give up I think one of those bodies
It has one back there.
Well, let's go take a little game there.
A little peep that learned 81.
Oh yeah, they were a couple freekits.
What the?
There's another box right there too.
Keep your peepers open boys.
Keep your peepers open.
So we're going to fly to the top of Goot Tower
and take the big shot from the helicopter.
Well, that Jupiter's going to break.
We mean, it was a 25.
Oh, it's a 25, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe we can just have him
Bunga copter bomb into the major egg.
Mm-hmm. I mean, I can, I can take it with
media, man, bro.
Well, then we have to leave right now. We don't have time for the Bunga copter.
Oh, we gotta be the Bunga copter. We can do it again.
We can do it again next right here.
Well, let me double check see if there even is a zipline.
I
Those get blind there's only one more body. I don't think we'll be able to do the bunker. Okay, by the way, you know what?
These two dead bodies are here. Yeah, that both have snap hooks out
Mm-hmm the same exact skins that were camping the ladder. Oh, what a sweet delight?
What a sweet feet guarantee. It's the same people. We did what was their names, uh?
I one of them so they can all right. It was like four letters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Daring same skins and Gary kids the same fucking people
scumbags
Mr. Body we demand
No, no body on the wall
Well that did fucking nothing.
He doesn't even have a zipline!
To the Major. To the Major boys, follow me.
Come on, let's go see. Time is of the essence.
There's no time to waste. We got to make, make, make haste. Make great haste.
There's something like that.
Follow me, crew.
Check the prison pockets.
I'm coming. We can hit the hatch to leave.
Oh.
We got to take the Major.
We don't have time for that.
Here we do, we got 12 minutes.
I don't have the ammo.
I left the ammo, okay, I thought we weren't taking it.
I have a hull cracker too, if you guys want.
Oh, wait, here's a hull cracker.
We can take it easy, 100%.
All right.
Oh, that'd be cool.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Okay, all right, my guy's fat and slow, perfect.
What a sweep of light.
I
Need a healing
Someone's dying at Coop Tower
Let's take it from where the hatch is okay, okay
Do you think with a 25 durability Jupiter we can do significant damage to it or no?
Me if you agree that I get on top and start bouncing on it. Yeah
hmm and here's the whole cracker he said there's a guy right there and right
there well I'm gonna drop my group by this hatch thing okay well I see what's
taking me try next time I think you're right they do you pass me up higher
let's just kill these fools okay well I'm so I'm still dropping a suit by
I
Mean
Wait, are they on our boy? Are you okay?
Oh good work
The judge
We're behind this building to the north. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going down. Okay. All right
I'm gonna go down here for safety
Just gonna hang around here for a little bit
We should switch my voice
You know, there it is
You see, you see him?
There he is!
Got an ammo!
Heal me!
Creaky!
Hey, I'm gonna hit you!
Ah, he'll be fine!
Oh, I got two more zip lines!
The Bunker Captain!
Is he good?
Yeah, I'm good. Okay, good. Good. I just got two more zip lines. I have enough to meet the Bunker Captain now.
We'll see that, we'll see that.
All right, ledge!
Head home at the control office, sir.
Follow me, please.
You have ten minutes to return to the-
Wait, you're the major-
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Get rid of energy, are you?
Out of your fucking mind?
You a maniac!
That's yourself for a ton of money
on the black market!
Who this?
167?
Boom!
162!
Bro, it's stuck.
It's a thousand dollars apart.
What's stuck?
It's-
I'm a shark.
Would it be stuck if it was aggro'd?
Oh, look.
Got a big truck stuck.
We see.
I don't know, it looks like he's sleeping or something.
He's fucking that ball!
He's stuck there!
Alright, he's not stuck there.
Alright, he's not stuck no more.
Let's leave!
Yeah.
I didn't imagine he got stuck there and we could just instantly take it.
That's what I was hoping for, I-
Godspeed! Godspeed!
Excellently, gentlemen, excellently!
Jesus, this silly...
It's like a reward.
I'm telling you, cause the other than that time those two...
bitches' feasts, I just don't think we got it all.
We did it pretty good.
That was them, by the way.
Okay, you said it's a four-letter name that starts with an R.
Another guy's name is Asher Bozo.
Same guy's.
Oh, perfect.
What a sweet dream.
What a sweet delight.
Actual same guy.
Uh, should I sell the energy or should I bring it back in?
That'd be a lot.
Are we taking the recheck?
I'm down to.
OK, all right.
I'm good.
You have quick repair.
Here we go.
Perfect.
We'll bring this in by here.
I get to sell that over there, but there's over there. So this
That away it's I've been the bunker copter equipment at all
There was you for what do you want to do you want to do the bunker cop there?
You want to was you for double time was you for another time? We'll take the beach like that. We'll do the bottom
man
Recycle that, prepare this like you do, then, that right here, right there, this right here,
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Couple of These
Sublime
I got 5 of these bad boys
Perfect
Just what you want to see
A little bit more medium ammo for Mr. Chicken
Okay, I'm going to go
two seconds. You're driving.
I've fought it and
shitted myself today.
We'll set up the bungalow later. We'll set up the bungalow later. Yeah,
access for later. We'll give you a second. Give me a second.
I will do mr. Sales up will do
It's only gonna be for Jetski, you know
Yeah, you like that headboard don't you peanut the cloaks eat
Right you're talking about right there. I all right. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. You freak. Thank you. Good sir
I hope whatever sexual fetishes you have you don't share them with me or anyone else
The stream name is fun because I've experienced one
Experience testicle portion
Yeah
you're so sexy even my dad said so thank you good sir I have been working on
my figure new morning routine involves a lot of lotion not a lotion for moisturizer
you don't get this temple by just lazing around this takes hard work green
shield. No, we got the blue shield. Not poor yet.
Let's go see him. Let's go see him. I'm in dire need of a piss. I'm in dire need
of a piss.
Go take a pee and then send me a video.
On it, Barsak!
Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Cloaksy?
Yeah. Hold on now. Hold on.
All right. Here we go.
All right. Okay. Good to go.
Let's proceed. 25.
That's good, right?
I don't know.
We missed the initial. Yeah, I have to
re-cube because I'm going to repair my show.
Gotcha, that was pissin'.
Well I'm trying to drink the food ranger
and it actually feels like hair is growing on my chest
as I'm drinking it.
That's good, that's a good thing.
It's a real man's beer.
It's a real man's beer, all right.
You're a tomahawk with your clothes on?
I don't know those sissy boy beers.
They should put some hair on your chest.
You talking about?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, but like.
The frontwards camel ball cap,
230 pounds right above the waist.
Slinging to slurs.
The NASCAR rally cooking up a burger on the grill.
That's the burgers.
Yeah!
That's a real man's beer right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, sir, yes, sir, cooking burgers
But what are you doing? What?
I lost a Daytona 500 cooking burgers this weekend with this last week of the sex weekend
This last weekend was that was a Monday
Comfort with the burgers. Oh, they were great. I was letting everyone. They were you racist
Letting everyone know in the area my peace of mind
Yeah, brother. Hey, oh, yeah
That's right
People in the checkout line at Walmart like a shit behind them. They gotta know your opinion
You tell them
Yeah, things were different back then
changing too damn fast
What's this guy got up?
Who was that?
No, no, no, trust trust trust. There's a guy right here.
There they're gonna fight.
Okay, so his teammates right here.
Shit out of each other.
I
We we just got shot at the first guy
This is a guy behind us, too
Who the hell is that?
Yeah, I think because he's got behind us, too
Oh, it's our boys. That's our boys. That's murderous and then hello
Oh, hello good sir. Hello. There's a hundred people there
The heck is happening dude. Oh god. Oh, I'm dead immediately
Quick go thank you good chair we're back
Oh, I'm dead immediately
Hey, we need a loopy on me. He fooled me.
Got him fooled.
Good work, soldier! Good work!
Back up to us! Back up to us!
Hmm...
We're real warriors! We don't need cover!
Covers for bitches!
One shot, one shot, and there's that crawling right there.
We're gonna die. You dead?
He's just taking all the troubles out.
I don't speak your language, sir!
Now time to die!
What?
I think he called me a monkey.
Okay, what do you say?
Yeah, what do you say?
The people flanking us, they said it's all my power.
I don't speak that language.
I don't know what language you're speaking.
They said there's a guy right behind us.
Wait, is that him?
Or is that one of our guys?
Yeah, yeah, we're getting shot at.
Oh, top.
I see him!
Oh my god, nice shot, you know, it's what the team leader dies
It's what the team leader dies
By the way, apparently a bunch of my bugging a to speak Portuguese and that guy was speaking Portuguese and apparently he was
That's the reports I'm getting over here that's reports I'm getting I cannot confirm
Oh my god. Hey, how you doing, jeep?
Why should we go up there we kill all the people are cracked and us we have to do the and us
These guys first
Wait, you're running the hell you talking about over you talking to me
Yeah
Boys are at the top of the tower! Charge! Charge!
Oh, they're looking, they're looking!
LeBron Jameson!
That missed.
It did nothing.
Follow me boys.
Lock in.
What are you doing?
Wait, our boy's died.
I think.
Are you sure?
Wait, you're already a boy alive?
Is your Amigo still here with us?
He's here.
Oh, good work.
Get over there.
Get over the side of the tower.
Mm-hmm.
Looks like danger in there.
You're just called to you, would you want to use your hands?
There's somebody in the player.
YEEEAAAAH!
Come back here, Mr. Silly!
Don't make this harder than it has to be!
Come on out!
You guys are losing.
Anyway. Oh, I see my shield!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I miss so much. Don't worry. That's good
When I went down
Who's that guy right here
I'm right behind you mr. Walken Oh, I'm getting shot from some undisclosed location
Oh, I thought I could sit on that
and we have all of them, so we're dead or something.
We're dead or something, so we're dead or something.
Die.
They don't beat it, goo.
They were dumb and poor, by the way.
Nothing to do with my whole body skill, just not all.
Guys above red, purple armor.
We're on top of red?
I hit him four times.
Yeah.
Oh, an explosion.
Really? Bulls gone. Cracked them?
We peeking, peeking?
Yeah, one's cracked.
They're gonna be right here.
Bulls on this, bulls on that.
I'm going at lightning speed!
I'm calling the lift as we speak!
Ready to shot them.
I can't send him, so...
They put a ball.
You know.
Fucking...
WITH ME, BROTHER!
TONIGHT, WE DIED!
IN HELL!
It's just there for you.
I'm going in!
Hold up. One second. I'm a bit delayed.
I'm a bit delayed. One second.
The night we died in hell!
Lock it in boys!
I don't know where they are up there by the way anymore.
Charge!
Oh, they're not even here anymore.
Wait, who's that?
Oh, they're in the building.
How are you going to get in the building?
Are you so weird?
Lock it in.
Where did that boy- Where did that to-
He got you, Moe! He got you! I'm going in!
Where are our steamer right there?
Oh, okay, I give up.
They're up on top boys! They're up on top! Second floor!
Have you seen what she was?
No, I was supposed to go see.
We're going right above.
What has happened?
Damn group, where is that a boy?
You want me? You want me? You want me? You want me?
Oh, my God.
Sir, sir.
Don't kill me or God will hate you forever.
Hmm.
They're gonna kill me.
Before you do that before you do that was an oh my god, dude. What are we doing? What are we doing? Are you taking this?
Yes, out there
Honestly, that might be my fault. What the hell is going on there? I
I didn't think you were gonna
There's a million people on every room
I'm dead!
You need to get that tube in the back immediately.
How the hell was no one there with us?
It took us 15 minutes to get up to damn elevator!
Go to hell!
Don't worry, he'll be there in 3-5 business days.
Madam Cook?
I got one!
You know with like nine stacks of
We're gonna lose that thank God
Thanks for saving the day Mr. Glowsy
Appreciate it. Oh, I didn't hear I thought maybe you grab the hand on my clothes and give yourself a thumbs up or something
Hello, for he's a dolly good fellow
Wait what that guy's he day?
I I don't know what everybody was out there doing we had three
members sealed team six waiting outside
I took 15 minutes to get the building and you are happy across the map a cute power
Yeah, I thought you got I was just watching y'all
Thank you for your service come see
You that boys guys who was watching. Oh, oh now that you put it that way guys. He was watching. He was watching
You know, he was doing his part
He was in the conch yet. Oh no worries. No worries. No worries. No worries
You know, he played such a vital role
Oh, jeez, I've never seen that technique before with an ever-dinner.
Is he even more guys?
Murders is stream sniping really?
Oh, I don't know if you've seen anything else, chief.
Let me know if you see anything else being added.
this right for the inside scoops right we say what they life I don't know I have
no idea by the way I'm killing murders and his teammate and we see him again
hi they gave you a jump in there yeah that didn't show they're chill but I'm
I'm not trying to 4v2 the whole night.
You died 4v2.
Let's leave!
Gloksy, Gloksy. I died.
It genuinely took me 10 minutes to get the building.
I went in there.
Full fight.
Shot first on the ground. It flashed to your screen.
and you are running halfway from GoopDalas.
What were you up to?
You taking a crochet class?
Quick, knitting course?
What were you doing to GoopDalas?
I thought you guys were fine.
No!
I died!
Honestly, no.
Oh!
I see.
The trail, the trail right there, boys.
That's what the trail looks like.
Oh
Elephants eat peanuts. Oh gee, thanks
Also fuck those guys have a rooftop Dylan barely knows his kids
Wait, the yeah, the rooftop guys that we killed you guys killed them
There was guys over here and I just zipped to the floor.
I was sitting goop tower because there were people top of goop tower and I was hoping they
were going to come down when they saw you fighting.
I think ziplines infinite distance.
That'd be cool.
Okay that is the dumbest idea ever.
No it's not.
That'd be cool.
That'd be super cool.
That'd be a massive improvement.
I'll be super
We are massive
Why don't we do the most funny thing I've ever heard no no no
Would to it get murder and his body out of here?
Excellent raid, excellent raid!
They get one, everybody gets one like Spider-Man.
You done that?
Exactly, exactly, now you know what I'm talking about.
Exactly.
Show me in the beach, gentlemen.
Let's do a relaxing there.
Alright, well I'm your Jupiter during all 900 ammo you guys have.
Okay, good good good
Quite a bit of batteries and arcs or continue the I'm gonna have it blue shields on to all died
Color you press yeah, we killed the Queen like seven times yesterday
Yeah, I did
Here we go perfect who got a little bit of ammunition like you do
I'm not a fan of voodoo ranger
Cozy I've told you a thousand times voodoo ranger is the perfect vector between price taste and alcohol content
You are simply judging it off its mere taste
Well, I mean like I'm like
Like
Half of beer in right now. I'm just hot. It's like sweaty. You know, how is that even supposed to me?
You didn't mean
That would be your body feeling you
Okay, well what what?
The voices
Yeah, the voices start happening about 75% the way through I'm telling you it's the most efficient beer
There is on the market
You ever been land there?
How can I start a boxing match with my wife in five minutes?
Voodoo Ranger.
Voodoo Ranger, 19.4 ounces right out of the 7-Eleven.
Am I right, boys?
That's how you get it done.
It'll be the goop.
Here we go.
Now we ride!
All right, I have all your good good good.
I have the Jupiter.
Okay, I can't repair it, but odd that 56 wait, wait, wait, I think I have a fresh one.
Ooh, I have a brand new one.
Yeah, that's quite handy.
They can control it, they can control it.
Four locos, those were actually quite efficient back in the day, too, but they got banned.
They got banned because they were killing people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah they were.
You know what I mean?
You know what, before the local ones though, it was 13% alcohol, I believe, like 11%.
But they put a Red Bull in there.
So you get the, you get the best of both worlds.
It was more than a Red Bull.
It was like fucking, it was like four expressive shots in there.
Yeah, let me tell you what's it called again a
Four local and a set of cockies will set you free
That's my great-grandfather used to tell me that's it my great-grandfather used to tell me
Maybe free without man
You know drinking while you were driving wasn't illegal and like to like 1960 or something
Okay, what
80s 80s holy shit 80s ready
That's what there's a bunch of hippies doing crack
You let people drink and drive when there was a bunch of hippies doing crack
I changed beers.
Condolences, you know, you can drink and drive until the 80s
That's fucking crazy
Thank you, man
Yeah, I don't know who thought that was a good idea
I don't know what was going on in the legislation or whatever
I actually saw videos of it when the law passed I saw videos and they're like old grainy videos and they're like
God can't have a cold beer coming home from work. What was they gonna do next these communists?
Please reach please amen amen to that
You two getting side to side to your amen brother amen, we had it seatbelts to I
still think you have to have seatbelts in the backseat leaves you crash you could
do you kid just flies all over yeah I think seatbelts were like horizontal
Back of the day
They mean
What like they're left to right. Oh seat belts were horizontal. They were like left to right
What
The seat belts were
The Patriarch has been spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near.
And always keep your wits about you.
And ride!
Follow me, too.
I think you're talking about lap belts, the ones on planes.
Closey?
No, no, no.
Those were in cars back in the day.
Yeah, I'm talking about it.
You're talking about lap belts.
You know, the safety port.
Oh, there's a guy right there!
Cracked up here too
You know the safety protocol for planes is to crouch in a fetal position but they do it
so you just die and then you can't see the other thing
That's literally why
It's like getting in the fetal position so it snaps your neck
The hat is the first thing to hit the chair.
Yeah.
Oh, John, save three.
See, you can't see us.
Oh, I'm in a 40-ton tube falling out of the fucking sky.
Let me put my hat first, actually.
Yeah, preferably my neck.
Yeah, preferably while we're going mock-fuck from the stratosphere to 400-ton tube falling
out of the sky.
Let me go ahead and put my neck right in front.
Stay, get, just...
Wait, you need to get that thirst?
I didn't get any thirst though, I didn't get nothing.
What?
Oh, where?
Where?
Oh my god, I'm getting shot!
What the...
Dude, there's a guy over there!
Yeah, down the roof.
This guy's down over here.
He's crafty! He's crafty! He's right behind that pool! The circle thing!
Okay, this guy's a bastard. This guy's a bastard. I hate him.
What the hell is that guy doing?
I'm not here.
Head down, bikes.
I'm on my nine.
Oh, my great googly moogly.
Shoot, coaxing jackasses!
I have hit these guys like 100 fucking times.
I want you to know that.
I've downed them both once.
We should head down.
Over there.
Stair.
They said boss race.
That seems probably just going to instantly extract by the way
Okay I give up
Alright I gave it all I can
I gave it all I have
I give up
I've had enough
I've had just enough
I give up
That's it for me
I chose a one dollar dollar and said if you know or folksy ever step foot in
Parsippany, New Jersey, they'll be eliminated immediately. I
Literally a fairy tale zesty land is parsippany
That guy that's just like but that's like North Jersey
Parsippany
Do we have fancy sweater to get in?
We flick the beat a little but is that really a place?
I have hit these guys like a hundred times their armor is probably broke
That's a boss good motion back in the bus in the bus, okay?
And that's right in front of me all right
He's with the back side back side back got you got you okay?
Follow me gang
follow me boys I had one that's one I'm down
I'm peeping I'm not seeing it I'm peeping I'm peeping
Is he in yonder?
We were getting shot at from the other hood again!
Where did your B go go?
These weren't the guys I was shooting at, there's still going to be two guys toward northeast.
I mean, northwest, northwest.
Okay, alright.
Not the guys I'm shooting at.
Gotcha, okay, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Look at Vol.
Dylan Dan is defaulted on carna loans for sketches
Another team of the team
A couple of weeks I come on you work at work
Let's get shot behind the bus
I
Was what's up with what's up
I'm gonna fish you can hit hold on hit now. I'm hit. I'm hit. I've got you keep those dogs in the behind
We oh my god, I'm not even joking away
No way these other
When it when it when it go
The guy from the tower to the north
Suck me right before the fight
Sir sir, I will suck you dry if you revive me
I will suck you clean and empty if you revive me right now
That is not just a promise that is a guarantee
Oh my god, I will hop on that shit like I haven't had a father in 20 years
Did you see my name?
I am so I am so
I am so
Who thinks good sir?
My man!
Oh okay, well you will rot in hell
You will pay for your crimes
You will rot in hell, you know that?
I'm not gonna say shit
Fuck you!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Excellent raid.
We'll catch him on the Flimby Flap.
I think that the gold weapons aren't for us, because every time we bring in gold weapons, it doesn't work out.
I think we leave out the bomb.
But the bobcat works. The bobcat works.
the gold weapons whenever we bring it no the bobcat works hold your tongue even
watch your tongue which the bobcat is beautiful doesn't work you don't deserve
the bobcat you don't deserve the bobcat you know what I'll even bring a bobcat
in I will bring a bobcat in to show you how well the bobcat works we will
But we will dominate the battlefield with ease, with grandeur, like Braveheart, right before he died.
You're talking about spoilers?
Sorry, sorry, my bad, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Didn't that movie happen before 9-11? How's that spoilers?
I don't even know what Braveheart is.
I don't know. We guys, we didn't Braveheart come out.
I don't even know who Braveheart is.
Hmm...
1995. Yeah, see? See? There's a spoilers.
Any movie before 9-11 should have been watched by now. That's what I say. Put that on a t-shirt.
Put that on a t-shirt and put it on my merch store.
That's what I say. Back here with this closing time, yeah.
Exactly.
Hmm...
Little bit of Goop. Little bit of Goop.
I don't think Spaceport is working, peanut.
There's a bunch of 60-year-old dads roleplaying as fucking chimneys.
Okay, we'll swap it up a bit. We'll swap it up a bit.
Mm-hmm. We'll diversify the map portfolio.
We get a little bit of Goop.
a little bit of group. Here we go in a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little
a little bit of this. A little
bit of that. Here we go.
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
Okay. Okay. Of course, I'm good
to go. You see the movie, the
movie Thunderbolts. Um I've done
That the hockey one
No
No, no hockey super guy super
Superman but not super man super super guy man super guy that's super but he's not super man
Yeah, super super guy
But his name is different. I don't want to say his name
What
Like daredevil
I didn't watch that. I don't know maybe you
it could be like daredevil yeah maybe I don't know I see thunderbolts like daredevil
no no it's not no this is a guy that's got like super powers super super guys
super power super guy mm-hmm yeah super super guy would you recommend it
Thunderbolts. I thought it was pretty cool. I thought I was just laying in my room the other day
I just thought I watched it. I kind of enjoyed it. Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool
Wait, this looks like the Avengers
um wait, how is this not just like a
There's a guy with a shield right like Captain America
There's some girl
You know
Yeah, yeah you what's her name then what's the girl on the avengers name then
Catwoman
Why are you laughing because I didn't expect you to get it right
Guys, W's the chat from Mr. Cloak,
he W's in the chat.
Hey, yeah, good work.
Didn't think you'd know that.
Mm-mm, W's in the chat, W's in the chat.
Catwoman, Catwoman the leader of the Avengers.
Oh, she's not the leader you said a member.
The leader of the Avengers.
Okay, she's not the leader you didn't have to.
Thanos I'm that woman and said she says as she takes down Thanos
Nails turn to like like times or some shit like that. I have no idea
Maybe no, I it's Wolverine something like that
matter. Um, oh, everyone's saying Black Widow. That's not a lie. You know, no, they're lying.
That's, um, who is that? That lady's on the adventures. Lions, Lion, Lions, Pants and
Fire. No, that's, that's the Black Widow's Batman's girlfriend. No, I thought Catwoman
with Batman's girlfriend. No, that's just side piece. Oh shit, lucky. Don't get it
twisted. Don't get it twisted. Now we've completed the circle. Good. Now we've
Well, let's say it all makes sense!
Now it's all coming together!
Let's ride!
I
Drive follow me to
you. Follow me gang. Dylan Dennis gave me 50 more dollars and said he doesn't think
he matters. Laffy face. Buddy, I almost guarantee you more people know you from super chatting
in my chat than your entire US community.
I'm like 90% certain.
That guy's highlighted.
He's losing to Logan Paul and donating to the Burnt Peanut.
That's right.
Hell yeah!
All right boys!
Let's ride!
Follow me crew.
Follow me boys.
Let's ride!
Follow me crew, follow me boys!
Take that, Placa!
Gotcha!
I can tell this is going to be a good raid, I got a feeling.
I got a feeling!
You got a lot of ammo.
That this raid is going to be great raid!
This rain's gonna be great rain! This rain's gonna be a great, great rain!
Feelin' oooooh!
What do you think about that?
Ah, that took me a fancy.
I was not gonna lie to you, this voodoo rain is hitting harder than I thought it would.
Yeah, I know. I just looked down and I'm like, shit, I need the beer, this isn't good.
I'm pretty late and be any of the other books we have good
Let's run
Follow me boys, follow me gang
Time to get serious, I'll bring the bungalow by the way
Oh shit, wait, I'm gonna do the matriarch
We should go over here
Yeah, can I get processed as well?
I'm just chilling on my butt
Of course, of course
I'm gonna need him for
Five more hours, so he's probably
The reason why they do just so
Dylan Dennis just paid me 50 more dollars and said you can't help I gotta have things he deserves life
Prince Prince
crack oh my god he's right there I'm good I'm good I'm taking my time
come on wait send this and this I don't want to running yeah yeah really feel
the love Jackass. Dude I thought I thought dude. What the hell was that? What just happened right
there? What just happened? What just happened right there? I thought we were gonna double
say it. That motherfuckers profile right now. No man I thought we were gonna double send it so I
I said to that half health I should have died through that shit. He's legit. Damn it. Yeah
That's my fault me on my own stream. No, that's my fault, though
Good player like four times sit
I thought we were gonna double send it to you, it was an extended raid.
Yeah, RCD, I just lost twice right there.
You should have seen that guy's profile.
That guy's the furthest thing from GDVC in your life.
I know.
No.
Yeah, we lost.
We lost, boys.
I take full responsibility.
I'm good with that.
responsibility I'm good with that I'm good with that I'm good with that I had a
bobcat and a tempest what no way I wouldn't know that because I was
coming you six making sure there's no enemies coming up this is news to me
this this is news what this is news to me I got a dude I got him one shot at
and he kept telling like an idiot.
Stupid bids.
I'm out of stockheads with stuff on them.
I'm gonna bring the station with a gold stock.
Need a little bit of goo.
Here we go, sorry Mr. Nut, back in the boss, it's okay boss, I forgive you Laki.
What will it be this time?
Yup, it's yours.
Here we go.
Okay boss, I'm good to go.
In a second.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Splendid.
I'm on my last blue shield of the night.
Well, it looks like we gotta kill everyone and then kill the people doing the mage arc.
Okay, okay, we can do that. That's that's like work. That's like work
That's right
Yeah, I'm so surprised at the person child that you me too me too I see that one coming
He got me by surprise. I was quite startled and flustered
Hmm
Will you win will you be stocked the merch there's new months coming out very soon
great raid
Yeah, that's my fault. That's great to hear follow me boys follow me gang
We're five minutes late
Could be in that positive
Could be a dead negative
Yeah, you ever played ballerina? Hmm, I think I did like once yeah, I did like once I believe it was valid. Yeah
You enjoy it
No. No I didn't. I played Valorant for like two years ago. Like two years ago I wanted to try it one night and I queued Rank and I had an e-couple on my team and they were breaking up mid-match and they were refusing to play and they were screaming at each other.
And then I uninstalled that mid-match. I don't have much experience but I would expect that to be the standard for any Valorant match.
It was like round 3 and the girl was yelling at him about I'm not joking, calling someone
else on Discord and I actually uninstalled it.
And then they went to go play CSGO and change smoke marble reds.
Ewww yeah!
Smoking in your house and playing CS2 is the matter.
Smoking cigarettes in your house and playing CS2 is the matter and you can change my
mind.
Who's this guy?
Follow me, please.
Oh, bug cat, kinetic!
Go, go, go!
Two deads?
Oh my god, we're so dead.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
My fat guy won't move!
Dude, what?
I smoked I smoked I smoked it wait. We should we get I don't know I get play life
I can think
Sure sir before you kill us you have to know that I give a lot of money to the church and people without housing and water
psych
Why are these guys just sitting in quarters?
Jokes on him psych. I
Don't do any that stupid shit
I can't believe that just happened. I just lost a kinetic converter. Oh my god. Oh my god. I
Cannot believe that just happened
So we jump through there's a guy sitting on the flower pot not moving that is correct. That is great
All right, it's time to switch it up. It's time to switch up. I'm bringing in a Bobcat form and we're going to a new map
It's a little bit excellent rain. Do you bring me in a lightweight stock? Do you have one of lightweight stock?
Yeah, it's the one that looks like a T. Oh
Let me see my fine one purple one though a second T
Searching all my guns. Yeah, I found one. I found one. All right, you bring it. Mm-hmm. Of course boss
Working hard working hard to please you
I can't believe that guy was sitting in the doorway, I can't believe that. I'm quite disgruntled.
Honestly, I'd say I am severely disgruntled at the outcome of that raid. If I may be so
honest and fair, may I be honest and fair for a second? I am very disgruntled. That
was an unfortunate outcome that I did not foresee nor enjoyed
I agree well you know sometimes you have to give the cow a little food before it bucks
true mm-hmm true I'm ready to have to give the horse the nay before it bucks
I don't know if you can tell.
No, no, I can.
Okay, good, good.
There we go.
Couple of these.
There we go.
No.
It's a deal.
You look like you need more than luck.
What the fuck did this lady just say to me?
She's just saying it's not you.
She said you look like you need more than luck.
What the fuck?
Fuck you too, I.
You're an asshole. I'm already dying non-stop.
who wrote this said actually fire that guy
hell I should feel worse now hmm I'm out of blue shields you mean your blue
you yeah yep thank you good day let's ride I'm switching the map we're going
here just work for the guns you got hold on I'm bringing in I'm coming in
group to the girls by the way no more losing yeah no more losing Bobcat
gold stock mm-hmm but I could beat your dad in a kissing pipe now you could my
dad is the best kisser in the West let me tell you let me tell you nobody is
better than kissing him and then my dad I think my uncle first no no he's not no
he's not trust me oh personal experience no he's not no he's not oh no my dad
could go pro in kissing it's something you got to be there
experience. Oh, Mr. Johnnie Steve, I'm opening one good man, good man. Thank you, my boy.
Oh, now let's RIDE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!
Ready for a great, great, great role to you?
Yo, do you trim your armpits?
I don't HAVE armpits, you racist!
And if you were wondering ranked wise best case it goes my dad sister and then my cousin and then my uncle
Oh, are you?
Are you that boost your teeth? Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir. Follow me gang
Follow me boys
Excuse me, Paul.
It's too pricey, boys.
You do feel it.
Watch.
Be careful.
We need a life sock.
Huh?
You got a life sock, chief?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
You should advise me.
Thank you.
That'll be cool.
Hassan Abid brought me here.
Let me make you feel more at home.
Where's my remote?
Hey, let's go up.
I don't want to go up there.
Okay, let's go up, I don't wanna go up there.
Okay, okay, okay, I think I could take him.
Follow me gang.
Follow me crew.
To group tower.
Get it.
Just need to watch the boys.
There they are.
You can't afford to lose that.
On.
Get to the box, get to the box!
Back it!
Backed one.
One's deeper, one's close up, one's deeper right there.
Get to the box, get to the box!
Take that computer and sign!
Where are you boss?
He's left now.
Yeah, I'm walled.
They're working!
No.
They're working!
Bum bum. Oh my god, maybe trio. It's a job me elevator
These are the wall
Not happy happy
What the hell with those guys?
Gentlemen, gentlemen, hold on before you do that sir, I've got a proposition that you're
not going to want to miss.
What the fuck?
Say no, no, no, say it.
Say it.
I've got a proposition that you're not going to want to miss, sir.
Oh my God.
Sir, you don't revive me.
I'll kill them for you.
What is happening right now?
I'll kill them.
I would defeat your adversaries!
He's over by the adversaries!
I'm going in!
I've got you, Kodia!
Got him!
Absolutely, absolutely, we packed all of these into your console there!
Okay, okay.
Blocked in.
That's motion right there.
That's motion.
A little bit of motion.
Wait, there's a guy down over here.
He's in front of you.
Where those fools go.
I'm not seenable by the little trouble side.
Jason, what is this?
There's someone.
I didn't feel it.
I'm gonna go to that group of these guys.
Go ahead.
He's homeless.
You don't want him.
Where'd they go boys? Where'd they go?
Well, let's kill them
SHUDD
Go down there is closed
Oh my god, I'm dead immediately you're the last live
Hello, sir. I'm switching teams. I'm switching teams. Nothing personal. I'm switching teams.
We're on your guys' side now.
All fair and love and war Mr. Clungsy, all fair and love and war.
Survival of the past.
They're under it.
Thank you boys, I appreciate it.
For now for Rampage.
Where are they?
I don't know.
Did you got right here?
Hello.
Thank you, good save!
The pleasure is all mine!
Who the hell is that guy?
Get him boys!
Let's get him!
Charge!
You didn't do...
Hey, dude.
Oh, what the...
Oh, why they shoot me?
There's like three of the guards out here they can shoot!
What the hell?
There's people up there!
Give me a bit more poop!
Oh!
Oh, man!
I got three Triconades!
Score!
This is going really good. I
Got the goop. I got the goop. Don't you worry boys?
Ride
Because you guys got enough chip lines for the bunker copter
Hey what where's it like go?
Oh, go back, go back!
He left the zip line too!
He was in the room, wasn't he?
You need a group.
Give me that.
This must be shit.
Good eye, good eye.
Dude, I knew he was in the rooms.
Did you win?
Are you winning, sir?
All I took back there was a group.
I'm sorry.
Oh, they're two magnetic grapple for by the double zipline
Hello
He's in the corner. He's a corner. Oh little minute goop can't forget the 50% team lead attacks now. Can we boys?
Without it the team will fall apart
The pleasure is all mine the honor is all mine
I've got you have a 2x right here
You getting crazy buster
Oh thank you good sir I'm gonna recycle them in front of conxy he likes these
I
Check it out. I got two processors
You know he was interested. I was the end. Oh my god. Never mind. Wait, what's going on?
Here people with the double zipline, okay, that's what I've been trying to tell you I
Think why this is going so bad why we need the wall
I
You win inside
Good work
These crickets, they get wrestling too!
Good work, good work.
Here we go, perfect.
Well I'm good to go coach, I'm good to go.
I'm grouped up and ready to go.
Good work out there soldiers, that was exemplary work.
Oh, it's all yours.
Let me do a little swatch of this.
Wait, there's a guy right there.
Where?
I've got extra teeth in the corner.
Where?
Do you want extra teeth in the corner?
You're smart. Don't you think you're smart? You're a funny guy.
No, I'm all good. I got plenty. I got plenty.
I'll take that one though.
Oh, I can't.
Can you see that guy right there?
Come here.
By the trees.
I guess you.
Oh.
All right, man.
Nice work, Mr. Ghost.
Nice work.
Alright boys, let's ride!
Please, follow me gang.
Dude, that ours.
I don't think so.
No.
Stay close to me.
Joe could be even.
I forgot, this is the major arc.
Should we go over there and check yourself?
Take it in?
Uh...
Wait, what?
Oh, behind behind!
You would think it's not good
Take that who again I
Like that, huh?
With you go I think this is a soul
Where the dingle did he go he finished in a minute
Who garbage who garbage who said yeah, I didn't see nothing and see it ends up on some
You guys are fighting in the front mr. Closey sands
Yeah, on on that. Oh, go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. He's in trouble
One time pillars ones on pillars one might be chasing one
One C4 we're all dead
Pillars out front
You think?
Ooooooh!
These games are so weird.
What the ding-o-wee-dee-go now!
Yeah, they're on pillars, promise.
Yeah, I see smoke, I see smoke!
There he is!
One down, one down!
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
You kill him?
I kill one, I kill one, there's one more right behind this pillar.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just scooping don't mind me boys.
We done it like I'm a living hell of a game.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Dude, that guy's body disappeared.
What?
Yeah, when we were looting it.
Oh, do you feel down below?
No, no, no, it actually disappeared.
I mean, I think that's a new thing.
I think if you leave while you're, like, dying,
like right when you die, it disappears.
Yeah, I got a good one.
get me fresh you switch yeah these are good guys are the bad guys you guys the
good guys are the bad guys okay okay they got through we're the bad guys
I got it.
That's not what I'm talking about.
They don't bring up air traffic.
Who's the bad guy?
He respawned.
My buddies are telling me they're doing that respawn glitch.
Apparently, I heard something about it being back.
Have you heard that, Coach E?
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it's back as well.
Where you can reconnect?
You can reconnect and get all your group back.
Yeah, probably can.
Let me awfully scary awfully rudimentary I think there's I think there's people
somewhere yeah no let's kill them
John!
Of course you'll be in the game of going in. Don't wait up. Hurry down. I don't know yet.
Who do we get? Hey, the people fighting south-west.
There's no one here, boys. Barcelona.
Nobody, okay, I'll clear it.
Well, let's kill him.
I'm gonna leave you alone.
Fuck that, Clanker.
Ha ha ha!
Where's the ad? Where's the ad?
It was near the door.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Do you see me over there?
Cozy, Cozy, do you see me over there?
Cozy, shut up.
Do you see me over there?
Ah, yeah, people are down in front of me.
There's people over by Cozy, boys! Follow me!
a little bit more thin
run the way coach you don't you worry
we're blood brothers
don't whatever it's yet
what if you do you've got a blood brother's got aides
can you just like kind of dabble him up
I think he's good I think he's good
follow me gang
Yeah
Cozy Cozy if you if there's a game that requires you to be a blood brother and what happens if he's not a
Extra-favoring I think
Little baby goob it'll be the goob
Oh
This guy whole cracker and will you come and do the main job? Hey, yeah, this guy does as well
That's good
And the whole cracker was broken. Yeah, this guy's never fucking just a
I would still be your blood brother even if you had a smoke see I
Want you to know that?
get the zip zip on the guy there's a whole cracker behind me though but it's broken
oh okay oh god what's good come on I have a wolf pack congratulations you want it
do you want to try doing this I can drop my shit so I have enough ammo how much
time do you have left you got ten minutes thirty six seconds no way we
We have time.
I don't think so.
You think the bunker copter, we got enough time
for the bunker copter?
We're not doing the bunker copter.
You said I just thought for a shit line, did you say it?
We can do it.
We should save it so we guarantee you
can do multiple bunker copters.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Good thinking.
All right, let's leave.
Nice idea, nice idea.
Let's leave.
By the way, they're saying there
was something that you can do there's like a have you seen the exploit where you
can if you go down to the ground you can hatch I think that's just part of the
game we've hatched a lot of times while we're down no no no like I if I die
who the hell is that guy kill him what the hell what are you doing round these
pods cheap get out of here I'm gooping I'm gooping you just standing there
peeping on us peeping Tom oh he's kind of poor and ugly that's okay they go no
dude there's one thing we're running the essential swamp there's something that
you can do that makes it so when you're down to the ground no matter where you
die you can spawn a hatch and get in it really yeah you saw a hat might be a
cheat to be honest because it sounds like a cheat that doesn't sound like a
glitch yeah but supposedly that guy did that I missed the hatch oh did that guy
hatch right in front of you yeah supposedly I just missed it so it's
make it funny you
it's a it's a cheat
oh that's good
yeah
cheat
cheetahs
haka cheats
cheetahman's
cheetah
cheetah haka guys
doing that
what's up with me she says
Adam pass
maybe nick works with those things about that
this one is closed
we can go go to the swamp
oh wait we do have to have a hat
yeah yeah let's go
yeah yeah we do
hi
can i go to the left one
let's go to the left one
okay
yeah
follow me jangie
Follow me, gang.
I've got 209,000 speed shots with a group. This is a good grade.
This went pretty good.
Who's... what do you got?
What do you got? What do you got?
203.
This is a great grade!
Hopefully now that we've sent it on stream
stream and these two guys are probably watching the stream they don't betray us and kill us for our
space violence. I've always got a slot for fire burgers. Thank you good sir.
These guys are good men. These guys are good men. These guys show up for jury duty.
They pay their taxes on time and help old ladies cross the street. You can hear his voice. You can hear it. You can hear it.
He's a contributing member of society.
Do you want a 4v2?
Fly line? We see you!
Are you happy Mr. Tina?
Oh, I'm quite pleasant! You two gentlemen have pleasant me greatly!
Thank you, and I'm just a pleasure to meet you.
I am pleasant beyond possible comprehension.
The way you gentlemen have pleasant me this raid, it would not soon be forgotten.
It would not be soon forgotten.
You deserve it, man. You deserve it.
I love you, bitch.
you bitch I'll never stop loving you bitch
what in the paid actor is this
you're just mad because he doesn't love you too
fuck you guys
guys
gentlemen excellent raid folks he's just mad because they don't love him
you know we're gonna have nasty fun sex later and you're not invited and I'm
even doing that trick with my pinkie I showed you that once.
Mm-hmm.
$211,000.
Not too savvy boys, not too savvy.
It's super water.
Get a little bit more.
Newer group.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Hmm, sell these bad boys.
I got five fire boogers.
Maybe we should take that to the mage shark.
Here, come on.
I have so many deadlines.
We gotta get in there now if we wanna do it.
It's the last mage shark for the day
in this four minutes lab.
Okay, we got time.
We can be chillin'.
Said Jett, we can chill at us.
Honestacl, we can chill at the app.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I put that on my Glock 19 in my gang.
I've scratched the serial number off of it.
Wait, I don't know if that's a thing to say.
In game, of course, in the game.
That actually might be a crime to say that.
I don't know.
Is that a crime?
Yeah, whatever.
Ah, whatever.
That's, I was just joking.
I was just joking.
Psych, I was just joking.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Here we go a little bit of goo
Little bit of goo here we go perfect now we ride
I've got so many cool guns my house
Got this really cool one. I don't know the name of it, but it's super long and it's hanging on my windowsill right here behind me
Cool as shit. What do you say? I got this cool gun
You got guns. Do you live in Florida? You got guns. What type of guns you got?
Yeah, I keep uh, um
I'm not the spaz 12 that's it's another cool Call of Duty gun
What's it what's a cool what's a cool Call of Duty shotgun
12 I just bought I just buy it. No
Penelli I keep a penelli with
Whatever the best table in the store was right next to me
case of cooper wants to get
You know on that one if you even have to chamber it even is like a little button you just press on the side of it
He's not blasting. I feel like
Send them back to Sauronja!
I haven't got the extended tube.
It's always like 8 shots of some shit.
It's cool. It's cool.
Yes, so it goes 25.
Like you need that. 40 feet.
Yeah!
Don't want them coming back as a zombie.
True.
Gotta put in the work.
That stupid look.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Mm-hmm
You've been down eat that yet. That's what I got next to my bed that I got I
Don't know what it's called, but it's super cool. It's super cool
It looks like one of the guns you built on Call of Duty. It's got the it's got an EO tech side on it. I
Don't know the name. I wish I could tell you I don't know but it's really cool. It's really cool. It's right there
No, not in them for no no
hmm actually it's like like five letters and numbers or something I don't
know I don't know mmm it goes to blame I don't know if I recognize even if you
We said it, let me see, is it?
Can you say that on it?
Daniel, you're fast.
That's something.
That's something?
I don't know. I don't know. It's something. It's something. It's something. I don't know.
It's cool though. It looks really cool. It looks really cool.
Now, you need a little bit of fence at all. For business, you can like Boba Gang.
That's good. That's a good one. That's a good one.
You think your bitch is top tier?
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
You want a day? You want a day?
I wonder how it feels to be in a British gang
knowing a peanut can take down like 50 of your gang members.
Why not your gun?
Not too good.
I feel like a bitch.
You're dumb what?
I bet, I bet.
I bet.
Where's my thing Ben?
Here we go.
Now, we rock.
Okay.
Mm.
I'm so sorry I started dicking around and I totally forgot we were on a time crunch.
I totally forgot.
I'm sorry.
I started picking around and I totally forgot which one to get in there really
quickly.
But we got this though, not this.
This is terrible.
What about that? Will that work?
Mm-hmm.
Sorry.
Ari.
I want to see this and then we can read this and then show them on this. Yeah.
I don't know if y'all are in love with me.
I'm sorry.
though.
I'm sorry.
that you're seeking fun though.
A lot of people turned to the bottom of the shed.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
You're a good man.
Don't forget that, Mr. Lodge.
And don't forget that Godspeed!
Ah, it's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Colgy?
Yeah, I'm ready for a great raid.
Yeah!
Follow me, Bowling.
Fresh new raid and the best spawn in the game.
That's a sign, Colgy. That's a sign.
We should gamble.
Man, give me the bike. I gamble.
Wait, wait, get it, get it, get it.
Get it get it get it get it get it
Should we shoot the clickers? No no no get it get it get it
They're just printing it wait, how are you over there snap up to me?
I
Bring up now grass
Side side side you yeah, dude. How?
What's up, what's what?
I
Take this fool
How my shoulder bug already I haven't said how am I bugged already to the center of which you came demon
That
You mean your dad?
I need help!
Hey, quit it!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh, there's like a hundred of them! What the hell!
There's a hundred!
There's literally a hundred!
Hey, sir, sir, don't kill me!
Don't kill me, you'll go to hell and get aids and shit!
Don't kill me, don't kill me!
You'll get aids!
I don't believe it's you, bro.
I don't believe it.
Are you willing to risk AIDS?
Are you willing to put AIDS on the line?
Fine. Strike me down.
Strike me down, but you will acquire AIDS faster than you can blink.
Do it! Strike me down!
And you will acquire AIDS!
Oh my god you've killed me!
All right.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Well, you've figured out a loophole.
You killed me and did not get aids.
This guy is thirsting me screaming, sir.
Perfect, perfect.
He's insane!
He crossed the map.
What a sweet little treat.
All right, well...
All right, well you lost but that's okay. There is always the next rain. That's what I say. Mm-hmm
I want to die. That's okay. I want to die, too
We talked okay, I think we might have to right attack this
What's
I
Didn't take it a close look at the crazy lady
That's like how many beers sober
Well, I think I already missed the good part
You know what the coaxing coaxing pop open pop open
Pop
Okay, we need to revitalize we need to revitalize
Okay, I wonder Brad attack. Yeah, I never read that. Absolutely. Okay. I'm bringing in
Level walls. Do you want more? I can make 11 walls which is fine. Yeah
Yeah, I'm bringing it 14.
Open up the tube, open up the tube.
Yeah, yeah, I got the tube.
What tube are we talking about here?
Open up the tube, open up.
That tube?
Open up the tube, open up the tube.
Okay, I got tube.
Go to the tube, go to the tube.
Yeah.
Type it.
Oh my god, this fucking flute guy.
This fucking.
No, don't type it in, don't type it in.
Sweet Escape by Gwynn...
Stephanie... whatever the shit.
Wait, Sweet Escape by Akon?
I don't know, maybe.
Yes, featuring Akon. Yes.
Okay.
Do the one that's 4 minutes and 7 seconds. You got that one?
I got the one that's 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
Die.
rolling at.
you
Hey, Apollo here, gate still standing, Raider.
You'll find the unfinished structure scattered around the valley.
Look for construction signs and calls.
My previous-
Ehh, ride!
You feeling it now, Mr. Coach?
You feeling it now?
I'm feeling it.
Ehh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm ready.
Ehh, ride!
All these guys are going to get sweat, but...
That's a good shot, right there.
That's a banger.
That's a banger right there.
That's a banger now.
That's an absolute heater. An absolute heater.
All of me boys.
Dude, I wouldn't be sweet.
Wee woo.
Woo.
Wee woo.
Woo.
I thought you were resting.
That's a banger.
That's a banger boys.
That's a banger right there.
Certified banger right there.
All of me.
We go down to the bunker
Oh, no, don't do that
I'd be so angry ride say
That would meet that be me being very angry. Don't you dance
You know what? Let's cheers the closest sobriety cheers boys
I can share that special moment with you.
Beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
It's Carter.
The fuck you so want, later?
Oh, please.
Turn you inside out like a two-sock.
Fuck, yeah.
You're the punch in your face while I got my pinky in your butt.
I pay ya.
Fuck, yeah.
To the bunker!
Oh my god, there's so many Bonoboes.
Bonoboes boys!
You chicken city bonkers.
There's so many flares.
Let's kill them.
We're super late but I have like 15 balls.
Good, good, good.
Oh my god.
Thanks for that, chief. I appreciate that.
Oh, that's bottom zips, bottom zips.
Oh, catch, catch, catch.
That could be interesting.
Over here.
Take that, Crack out.
Look, you see something cheap?
Nope.
I'm not seeing anything bottom-jib, are you sure?
No, they're right above zips.
I don't know how we want to push that.
If we push it, we should have a run attack.
We can do we should push back blue and it's plain
You say I mean to be a dirty there is like ten players up there. Let's kill them
I'll put the walls my butthole you take this to this pretty much
Right
They pay you the big bucks. Yeah, that was me. Thank you. Thank you
I heard Faze is doing great these days.
I happened a little trouble existing.
Other than that, things are going pretty good.
I went to a land tournament.
They moved us into the house.
I went to a land tournament.
One of the land tournament came back and they got rid of our house.
Break down!
We lived there for a week and won a tournament came back. I'm like, yeah, we have to get rid of your house
We don't know your stuff. Oh, wait
When we're not just each other that one. Oh, I understand. We'll have a great day. I suppose
Let's get them
I see space Jesus come to fuck our asses you see the people yeah they're inside
they're gonna be in the rafters okay that's okay let's be with you to species
passes
on top of the hell one two two with those guys
Yeah, I want this robot not to fuck my ass.
Oh my god.
Don't move the missile.
It's a piece of movement.
Stupid robot bitch.
That's how you do that, Closie.
That's how you do that.
Follow me, boys.
Bye, the team leader.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm right here. Right here. I'm here.
The great a great
I'm just using a decision
You got him you got him no one
He my city by put me by city by put me by shit. There's no me job job. I
Wish that one
I
Good thing. Dude, good work out there close here.
Yep. That was impressive. That was exquisite.
Thank you.
Agro, agro, agro.
Got you, boss, got you, boss.
I have the front block, so they have to come up from on top.
Okay, okay. They're in front, they're in front right now.
Dude, fuck you, go away!
Here we are. I see tomorrow. Good day. Yeah. Oh. Good day. Yeah. Oh, obviously not
here for a little bit. He's hanging around.
I'm watching this on my Tesla right now.
You ever seen that video of those two guys having sex in a Tesla while it's auto driving?
Fuck it all the time. What?
Yeeeeeeah!
I bought a tank though because of that!
Yeeeeeeah!
Talk about marketing!
Yeah, talk about marketing!
Give me one of those rolling dumpsters right now!
Yeah!
It's there!
Okay, how much it costs?
I'm making a-making a billion!
Making a hundred million!
I'm buying two!
I'm down to the hill.
That's one shot down the hill. Another one down the hill right there.
You have to wait for him to come in.
I would love to have an auto-driving car.
That'd be sweet. That'd be sweet.
That'd be so cool. Oh wait, that's Bobcat.
That's a 5.
Go right, go right, go right.
Good to much, good to much.
Holy space, Jesus!
One shot, one, one, one. Absolute one shot. Got one.
No way, man, that's honest. Are you-
Go go go!
Oh!
How many bags?
Dude! Are you kidding?
Please man.
They just arrived.
Sir! Sir!
What the fuck are you doing here?
Sir, hold on now, sir, hold on now, sir.
Wait a minute.
Before you finish me off,
I've got something important to tell you.
The bulls up, the bulls up.
For me it was quickly.
It creased.
It's not me, by the way.
Oh, cool down, cool down.
Yeah.
I think I just heard someone else revive.
I thought they already revived.
Double revive?
Dude, I killed that boss man.
We're back!
Wee!
Oh my god, we're gonna die a horrible amount of death.
We're not.
FUCKING ENDER!
He was in...
Aaaaaaand I'm dead.
Sir, good sir, one moment now.
Alright, well, I honestly thought we had the comeback there.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I thought we had the comeback.
They just live, they literally live because of a rocket here.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
I didn't even make it up the hill.
The rocket's here triple-rocketing me before I even saw him.
Perfect, perfect.
What a sweet delight.
Driven the hot tub, gentlemen.
Driven the hot tub.
I have, I'm not joking.
I have one down.
I have this guy, one shot.
Less than one shot.
Literally less than one shot.
And a rocket here, triple rockets, mate.
Yeah, I got triple rocket in two.
That clicker was a peanut racist.
Don't worry.
No matter I'm bringing in a bobcat for a golden stock,
we are not losing any more.
think we're gonna renegade a little bit of medium ammo from this kind lady here
don't you a closer the losing stops now I'm coming in good to the girls no one
can stop us also what does it go but like me gonna do for a piece I gotta
here we go perfect perfect we need some
series charges for Mr. Shiny. I can do a little bit of that, a couple of these, a couple of those.
Here we go.
I like to put this right here, put this right here, put that right here, put this right here.
Then we run!
By the way, I just dropped below one million space dollars.
What?
I got it locked in.
Lock it in.
It's time to get serious.
No more goofing around.
We're going right here.
It's time to get crazy.
It's time to turn it up a notch.
Oops.
I think I died of work, more than players.
Yeah.
Me too.
You shot 500k on the night.
No, well up 800k on that.
We had 200,000 speckledoos.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, mm-hmm.
I don't know if there are any 4x advices.
Is it? That sucks, isn't it?
I don't know anything about sucks.
By low, so high!
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Hmm.
You could be shielded on shielded provisions.
Now let's ride!
I
This is gonna be a great way
Personally guarantee it. I have a great way to make me make me. I think it's a good sir
They forget to see you. Oh, I'm fucking you. Hope you don't mind sir. Oh
You have kicked me off with your black
Here we go perfect
I thought I heard some explosions out here.
Ah, that's fine, it's alright. Couple of them.
Let's just leave them be. Let's keep the group towers quick as we can.
Yep.
Yeah, let's look at the chute.
Oh, new voice.
We've been offend.
You feel that, the air, Mr. Colossi?
You feel the wisps, the magicalness of it?
it the child like wonder this is gonna be great hey don't watch it in the chat
don't watch it in the chat I told you that a thousand times
all of these boys
I
People's boys
Explosions in Goop Tower
Clickers in front of us clickers are 12 o'clock
What did you call me?
I'm Where is your?
You're behind your boss?
I'm behind your boss?
What did you call me?
I'm behind your boss?
Let India know.
What did you call me?
I'm behind your boss?
How, how is that on us?
Mmm, I don't know, but we're gonna go inside, what do I know how?
In front, in front, in front, in front.
Left side, front.
많즈자.
We see a gun up?
I'm going in. Where'd he go?
They're saying friendly and then shooting you by the way. Yeah, I saw that. It was those
rascals. You're trying to play with our minds. Poison our minds.
A little bit different. I got two of them. Score. Two what? Oh, they're dumb and poor.
They're dumb and poor. A little bit of healing.
A piece of hurt explosion to the north. You hear that? I got two explosive mines.
Oh, quite sweaty.
Do you have a wall?
I do have walls.
Well, we're going to need two boys to go to the mines.
Scan processes and then let's go with W key, everyone.
Good thing you could do it. I've got the ones over here.
We need to get lobby where we just shit on everyone.
Yeah, get the team synergy back up.
The team confidence.
Yeah.
You made it, GOOP!
Alright, make sure you keep your pupils open for some cooling coils.
Oh, yeah.
You can eat them.
Wait, I think I spawned...
Where?
I think I spawned here, actually.
Where?
Any industrial...
I know any industrial, but they can be in drawers, so...
Well, keep my pupils open.
You made it, GOOP!
Here we go.
These some cooling coils are here
No cooling coils yet
With this one again, you see this one of the drawers any drawer or industrial got you got you okay
No cooling coil there
How's it here?
Hey, why is that over here? No, I already turned them all in. I just want to crazy lady
Who rubber ducky score?
What are the rubber ducky score?
Yeah, I'm not see it 80. Oh another rubber ducky score. No way. That's the triple
That's a good goop, and I've seen any cooling coils
Yeah, not too hot right now
We're maybe in the bathrooms, you're meeting the lockers, reading the locks in the bathrooms, we're chance for maybe
A good bit of goop. Oh a cassette tape with the latest hot fire mixes
No cooling coil there neither mmm-hmm
Maybe your dad has one. I'll go find him. Well, he's gonna be harder to find than the cooling coils. I
I see we should stick to get in the industrial areas.
I find you single one.
Where they at boys?
Is that you BBB?
Yes we do.
I mean we should get, you want to go water treatment?
Let's go water.
Don't have that.
Follow me.
Oh she went down to the south.
I
Right behind you chief
Okay, oh, she goes
Because we hate you because we hate you
You kill yours. Yeah
What?
Follow me, gang.
I don't know what you're saying, sir.
Oh, that's great to hear.
I was just looking for a freeload out.
Skarp!
I don't know where the other guy went.
He backed by on that rocker way.
Oh, looks like he found him.
I'm jerking him off.
He's a loud one.
Yeah, he's resilient.
He's moaning, that's for sure.
Let me grab a wager of beef sick.
They're saying hydro.
Let's go hydro.
Oh, he sounds good.
on me. Power generation.
Tower. Tower. Tower has a ton of them. Yeah. Check it later if you don't find them. I found
all my on this map. Would you find it specifically? Hydro and industrials. So it's just spring
Hydro research it sounds good
We got stops where I'm gonna grab a leg of beef steak. I'm
You hungry you may resources are competed
We just take us right here. That's under
He's over here, I'm gonna go play at it up in here
Good thing
I'm going in.
We're just waiting for that.
Okay.
Three sixteen.
No.
There he is.
Got him.
Oh, they're dumb and poor.
I repeat dumb and poor.
Let me come away.
and poor. Mm-hmm. Let me go away. You'll be safe.
You need a peep in? Yeah. I said Ben, that's a
Ben it's a check
Gotcha I was sitting right behind the door smacking my meat and then I killed you
Oh, he was dumb and poor as well.
Yeah, but the dumb and poor people have cool fans.
Oh my god, that's a bomb.
And that wall did nothing to stop it.
Perfect.
Fuck you, sir.
Fuck you.
Good word.
I'm your phone, mate.
I'm your phone.
You're not my phone.
You're not mine.
Good word!
I'm your phone, mate. I'm your phone.
You're not my phone!
You're not mine!
That way, I'll be the goof.
He's not an iPhone.
What is he talking about?
Oh, I got a Trigadine proof. We eat that?
Nope. I'm good.
We're good. We're good.
Are you okay?
So, hi, girl.
Mm-hmm. I agree. I agree.
It's in the cooling coils reside
Snap hook
Good thing
Oh
He wants to have sex with me!
You see that, Cosy?
I'm not classified as a leaper.
I TAKE MRS. FIRETURN TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
He's...
He's balancing on it.
Now he's fucking that tree!
He found a new water.
I hope he's a tree.
Yeah!
He treats him nice.
Good for him. Good for him.
We found love in a hopeless place.
At the banger.
Bad love in a whole place, please.
Good for Mrs. Spider.
Hey, you hear that?
My day, man.
Did you kill them first?
You get the coolant coils.
Uh, coolant coils.
They're in the metal boxes.
I'm pretty sure these.
Oh, take those, take those, take those.
Take that, fool.
Gotcha.
You think you're a good job.
Is that Russian? I know where a lot of people are playing games.
You can't open these. I thought you could open these bad boys. I couldn't swear you could open these.
I
Know they played Tarkov I just thought it'd be like a simulated to get ready for the war therein
I can't break these open I I usually open those I'm pretty sure
these
You could maybe in there.
Hmm, hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hey, all the cooling coils out.
Got one.
Really?
Oh, my God, it popped.
They got.
Store.
Only three to go.
What'll be, boys?
Huh?
Oh my god space users looking to violate me. I'm gonna go over to this ball over here. Okay
No cooling coils in here
What the hell was that?
Coach, you're dead!
I'm on my way.
There's a whole crank of army over here!
There's a Russian drone.
They heard what I said about Turkey.
Yeah, they did.
Get your ass back on the game.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gang.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy. Hey, how you doing? Well, if I just hang around do you?
Thank you good, sir
You give me the magic finger
I'm we're back back at better than ever
I might be how are you still aggro man? What?
I'm looking for cooling coils.
There's no way this rocker-
Oh, I got another cooling coil!
Nice!
Score!
Let go!
We're doing pretty good.
Now, should we find the last two in this other gentleman?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Follow me, boys.
We could be here.
You look really good.
Um...
This is just the way to get restless.
Dude, how?
How?
I have no idea.
Dude, how, man?
You have any ziplines?
Nope.
There's a box right there.
I can't get down.
We could make the bugger copter.
Die, die, die.
Hmm...
Perhaps you're here.
Do you need industrial batteries for anything?
No, no, no.
Help in there.
I think we've sucked this place right of its cooling coils.
Do you see that?
Are they in your butt?
Yeah, they're in my butt. They're in my butt.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Jordan, complex elevator.
Okay.
How resistant.
I don't know.
Should we just hide the corner for a second?
Open it. Open this box in front of me.
It's not this much.
Take a little peep.
Mmmmmm.
No, but I got a damn testy an axe to you.
Be as cool as you can be.
Be like that.
Do you see?
Oh, what am I?
I feel like we should probably leave just to get these out and then we come back.
Okay, so I can just get...
Alright, we got two.
about it you're not too savvy halfway there honestly this is the most annoying
whoa we're halfway there whoa two more coolant coyotes how beautiful thank you
sir thank you wait wait here doctor's right now my leg I signed it
essentially why you whispered my ear the gods are the gods follow me to the
to the south east you hear that yeah I think someone just opened this extract
really well let's kill them let's beat this shit out of them I forgot about my
staff book I'm going the lame way I would the latterly and I don't know the
let's leave mm-hmm it was this wasn't an eventful raid we got a little bit of
Yeah, we got we got what you needed. You can't all be double-oh-seven action movie Jason Bourne rage
You're talking about yep, sometimes you keep it simple sometimes you keep it simple getting it out
Take that
See anyone fight or more than us
Maybe I'll teach you the Peter racist.
They want us bad.
I'll teach you maybe.
Maybe it's because we're sexy.
Oh, true?
Mm-hmm.
Ever thought about that?
Oh, gee, I need to wake you up.
I'm starving.
I'm starving right now.
I just don't know where I put up.
I don't know if I've got him in here.
I have to quit.
Alright, we got two more to go under the bunker kitchen.
Can we do a quick run?
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
Let me give my way to V6, okay?
V6, give me V6!
Give me like two seconds, I gotta run, I gotta run to get my way to V6!
Never mind, false alarm, false alarm!
I got him!
put him in a ziplock bag
dude stop man
greeting ziplock bag beefsteaks
fuck yeah i am
what are we doing
this just got intended
what are we doing
you know how to wiggle beefsteak
it should fucking bust it
alright
it should fire
mmhmm
This is good, you want to come out?
No?
It's good, it's good.
I like the laminate they put on the side that tastes like a condom.
Okay, so it's not good then.
It was really good, it just adds to the flavor.
But how do you know what a condom tastes like?
I like it, I like it for my friend.
I like it for my friend, I like it for my friend.
a friend of a friend my friends uncle's cousin dog oh shit the dog yeah that's
who told me that's who told me well I'm good to go let's get back in there and
then I'm gonna go get out of who to ring he's a crunchy living with last time
I love you suppose the story because they're in a plastic bag next to your
hot-ass streamer
still a lot crunchy than the last time
I would have died I would be a fortune I would be a fortune
Here we go, here we go, back up to maximum power.
Okay, give me one second, give me one second.
Here we go, back up to maximum power.
We one quick second, we one quick second.
Here we go, here we go.
All right, perfect. All right, good to go.
Okay, get a little bit of goop.
Hey, why is this unpausing?
I think I sounded beautiful.
You sort my goop a little bit and put that away.
Sell this bad boy.
Because we sell the testing NXQ just to give you cooling coils.
That's just testing NXQ to give you cooling coils and all.
No, no, no, yes, no, never, yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, crash, it can't, yes, probably,
maybe, no, keep it, yes, idiot, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes.
We're keeping it!
We're gonna use it, we'll take a look!
Ah, so how's the secret hidden inside it?
Here we go.
Prepare this bad boy.
I can do...
So that, so this, so that, so this, so all of my duckies.
So, this are my duckies.
Here we go.
Repair this bad boy.
Give a little bit of these materials.
Perfect.
Then, we ride.
Are you ready, Mr. Cochise?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay, good.
Good.
I'm gonna take us right here.
This is tickling your fancy, is this an optimal spot?
What do you know about it, the Wacoobies 6?
It's real good, I'm telling you,
if you've never had Wacoobies 6, you're a child.
They're way better than like the Slim Jims and stuff.
Just don't look up the ingredients.
Gonna root it for ya.
That goes for any Slim Jims, or Slim Jim adjacent items.
I breathe deeply should they put monkey shoulder in these things?
Perfect.
Oh, poor penis, that's right, poor penis, G-brow balls.
We did I sell them cooling coils?
We know I didn't.
I'm back in, you made me wait.
What?
Someone was trying to fool me, tell me how I sold the cooling coils.
And you?
No, no, you believe me a fool, Kokesi, do you believe me a fool?
Yes.
It's a very nice.
Sorry.
That's very uncut thing to say.
If you put me to her, congratulations, you put me to me.
That's it, send me four pictures of your tongue of service.
I
Handstand POV and one with some whipped cream. I will accept nothing less
But you're closing them to I'm a bottle open and jar and send it to your peel box. Fuck yeah
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir, and I'll spate it
Thank you. Good sir. Here's what I'm gonna need you do
I'm gonna need you to get a 12 ounce mason jar and put your piss and sit in and and then mail it to me
Do you want to save me tonight?
I ain't got a question.
Are you the boss for me?
That's right.
Don't you disrespect the commanding officer.
Sorry, boss.
As I said, grab a 12-off, make some Johnny, put your piss, and sit in it.
Now let's ride.
Let's ride!
Follow me boys.
Why are you not bad yet?
I did
When those with those mailing things came out that inbox sent to everybody that said you use an exploit
Every time I saw it on a Twitter post or a TikTok post
I checked the comment section and the top comment was always like
Hopefully they get bird peanut
Hopefully they get that exploiting scoundrel. Did you see those? Yeah, I mean it
They were gonna ban me, but then I asked them, I sent a mail through the mail system, I said double it, package it, double it, and give it to the next guy.
Wrap it up, double it, give it to the next one. That's why we're still here, we're good.
it's a little trick of the train yeah those people are here some tin foil hats
for sure yeah I'm telling you I saw so many like they kind of get you know they
haven't just said an example said they sample for these people I don't know
maybe it marks recognizes that a shit ton of people bought this game because they
Watches for you, but that's not a good idea. Oh, maybe I don't know if I decided to take a shot the dog
I'm no scientist though. I'm no mathematician
Like three months and then dropping bird city
The best part about that fucking game is screaming bird city. Hmm. That's the only good part about your bird
he's the best yeah you scream it that's it and then he burns it a burn
today you find it equal equal see no they should be in here
are you surprised Dylan Dennis doesn't get racist when he gets wrong all of his
Superchats have been pretty clean actually.
Really?
Yeah!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, what a nice guy.
He isn't said one slur!
Pussy.
Huh, bitch.
Pussy?
Your pussy just say something.
If you're a bitch just say something.
Huh?
Come on, say it, man.
Pussy.
Bish.
No balls.
Little bitty goo.
Oh my god, it's on my face.
Oh.
Little bit of goop.
Apply server. What's that?
What's that mean?
What?
Jump servers?
Why did you tell me?
Whoa, well that's good gooping.
Everyone's telling you what?
I don't know, they're talking in code there, they're trying to confuse me.
Gun case?
Build though, Danus is a pussy.
There is a gun case.
Oh, it was pooped area.
Well, this sucks, no cooling course.
We can go in to the tower.
Okay, okay, I bought that key by the way.
Mm-mm, the chest.
That's the next one.
Yeah, we can extract that then.
Follow me, gag.
Generator room.
Generator room?
What is that?
Are we including clothes for the expedition?
Power generation men?
A lot of treatment men.
Mr. Coatsy, what are these guys saying?
What are they bugging us saying?
Wait, should we use the door or not?
Go see?
Yeah, it's alcohol.
What? What?
We only go to the people dying and we go to testing NX.
I think we should wait till testing- we extract testing NX, no?
What are you talking about? That's what I got the key to. Damn testing NX key.
Yeah, well we'll extract it. We'll kill everyone here, and then we'll spit on them, take all the group,
and then extract over our testing index and then open the key good thing in that's
why they pay you the big box closey thanks bones I take after you
big box how a generator room for cooling coils I don't know what it is you know
what the generator room is coxy generator room I have no clue that's
in tower thousands and thousands of players exploited in AC was a C
sassins creed I love a sassins creed you ever play a sassin screen black flag
that's it was so far there's I hear I had shit was fine you guys remember
satsuki black flag and shit was fire
Oh, there's a guy talking.
Wait, talking?
I think it might be down below.
Hey!
Get down!
Yeah, down below, down, down.
He got motion.
Oh, I'm out of fictional.
Under me.
Under me, looting.
One shot.
Dead.
Where's his Amiga lad?
Ah, this is 3-Dobody, it's dead.
Probably last.
We're the winners!
Hooray!
Good work, Clumsy!
There was a shit ton of Venator shots behind, but...
Shit being up!
Well, that was perfectly executed.
Shit, boys.
I feel really glazed and suffocated.
Hmm...
Oh!
I think these guys are
this guy's got a couple of goodies on him.
He's got a couple goodies.
It should be a body to the right of this rock.
Oh, this is awesome.
Oh, over here.
I'm going to get it.
This guy's a venerator four towards the top.
I'll take that.
Thank you, good sir.
You're the first guy to finish it all.
This guy's got to finish it all.
Score.
How many bodies do you have?
I've looted all of them.
Okay.
Look at this guy over here.
Oh my god, you can't out.
Can't be the group of a goopin.
There's Tango's dying to do Northwest!
Yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go!
We're the, uh...
Please.
Oh my god.
I got two fin.
Oh my god.
I'm a one got one dead
One friend here, I think I killed him maybe
Yeah, right here right here one
And then one's under me down as well
Shit
I
Res I reservoir
Who would all the people had to I right right right right right our face to the left
They're facing left to you right over here. Here's a tempest got you got you guys. You must you there. He is
Good work
Down below
Now another one down below, dude, I have so many people back there to see.
This guy's dumb and poor.
He's a dumb poor guy, dumb poor.
This is not a drill.
Oh, I guess not a good boy.
Which one's the good guy? Which one's the bad guy?
This guy's good, but this guy's the last one.
Got you, boss, got you, boss.
Come on, guys, you're the last one.
He's wearing orange. Yeah, he's an orange bomb person
He stopped my god peanut. There is so many dead bodies here. I know we're gonna be goop to the gills
Hey, how you doing chief?
What me? Oh
No way!
Yes, you way.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
All right, this guy's cool. I like this guy.
Yeah, he's the guy that raised us, and then we're like,
where's Winty B?
Wait, that was that guy?
Yeah, that's this guy.
Oh.
This is going pretty good.
Yeah, come out of this corner.
Oh, I got this stand back up. Stand back up.
Yeah, they got one. Shall that, shall that one in the corner?
How did Mojo?
Charge!
Maybe dead. Killed one.
That's rampage.
Did you get him?
Yeah.
Who's that guy?
There's a guy right there!
Oh, oh sorry!
Sorry!
There's a bot!
Go for that.
Oh jeez.
No good shit, fuck you good shit!
That guy died of fall damage.
Where is he?
He died of fall damage?
Yeah, his teammate died of fall damage.
That guy threw a C4 and the van launched off the map.
Well you're about to get a little lower
Oh god
You drop from here
I'm going in
Oh shit
Oh
My god
We got it.
We can do it.
Get away.
Oh, the bad guy's dead.
Don't you worry, Red Punch.
I got you, Puppet.
Take it, Elliot.
No, wait.
Right here.
Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
It.
Where's my ball ball?
Oh, guys, right here.
Please.
He's won.
No way!
We all died.
No way!
What?
No shoot the other guys with the, you guys there's literally people alive you get shit!
Kill the guys that are alive!
What the hell?
Get out of here!
I'm dead!
Oh.
You are a farming right now.
Peanut you have to.
I'll take your pickle for a pickle.
It's for real.
Did you see?
Hello!
Hello sir!
Hello bro!
Hello good sir, how are you on this fine day?
What's up?
Nothing's just hanging around, you know, you know me.
You boys happen to have one of them nifty defibrillators on you by chance.
Goopa like me can really use one.
Ah dude, he's gonna grab all the bobcats.
That's the real guy you want right there.
He's the kingpin.
I'm but a humble traveler.
Oh, he just bobbed themselves.
And I'm not sure what this guy's up to.
I like cream as well.
I like cream, I like cream, I like cream, I like cream.
Now I could use one of them nifty defibrillators if you got one you can say.
Oh
Anybody got it if you defibrillate oh, hold on. That's a hold on the weed one moment wait a second
Excellent
They were wanting me to say with Khalifa. Oh, oh, I fucked that up
Damn it, dude. I could have got out of there alive
I thought we had that in the bag right there coach. What happened out there dude?
I downed one I swing on him I shoot him twice and the third shot hit the guy he
was defibbing so it was like that. Oh yeah I know what you're talking about I
I know what you're talking about.
And then I looked away to go defib you, and then he just...
Oh!
OK, gotcha.
OK, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
I was revived in Mr. Rampage, and then they just
started blasting.
Yeah, I...
Turn that bitch into a waffle house.
Oh, Steph!
You talking about?
I couldn't even think I knew what was going on!
How is that possible?
I don't know!
What?
I, I, I literally think I've blanked him.
I don't, well, oh yeah, the blank thing.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe another theory.
Maybe he's better.
What about that?
I, I, you have to be open to all the possibilities.
Now, let me ask you something.
When you like to take a trip to Burn City.
No, please no.
All right then.
It's our stupid idea boss.
I mean to say nothing boss.
I won't speak, I'm gonna be speaking on a lay boss.
Take me back.
You get a little bit more goop.
One moment gang.
Are you blingy so much?
I've had some garbage in my eye for like four hours and it won't leave.
That's why I throw the meth.
It's all the meth, it's the meth.
Hunched into me a couple pills of his.
Haven't slept weeks.
A little bit of that.
a little bit of this, I could do a little bit of that.
Okay, let's ride.
Are you ready, Chief?
Yeah, I'm good to go.
Oh, you're good.
Let's get those cooie gloves.
Oh, Mr. Cream, I'm a fucking good man.
Good man.
We were just talking about you right in that last ring.
Peter is poor and lives in a space trailer.
uh
RIDE
I had one on me, so that was four bobcat for us.
Holy dingle.
That's incredulous.
I miss Dylan Danes.
He misses his wife and kids.
True.
We're not for the homies in this group.
Drop me a D-Fib.
OK, I got you.
I only got two.
Let's put a 50-Fidi with you.
There you go.
You're so nice and handsome.
by the gods
You have a group of flustered there's a
There's a ass. Oh I
Much more than just ass showing mr. Closey
Think so yes. I am yes. I am I'm cool. I'm cool. Mm-hmm. I think so
I
Got money to ask
Assamungi ladies if you call
Tell them boys, tell them I'm cool, tell them I'm cool
Tell them, tell them
No
That guy's thinking how cool, look at that
That's one bitch check and mate
That's one bitch boy your move game processors your move. Oh
oh my god I'm dying you come come back come back
I'm gonna get this guy
I
You got bombs
You both got there
Oh
Jump jump jump jump
What cosy job?
can't jump. I have one down in front of me. I'm good. Oh, oh, I'll be right there. One
second. One moment. He defib. I'm on the way. Chief. Don't you worry. I actually have
to jump. You have to resume. Okay. But you're joking. You do too much haphazard. Yeah.
We can go down the coast and catch them by surprise!
Come on over here!
Popping at the front of the map.
That one team just threw 12 C4 at us.
What a sweet line.
Oh, let's get up there and let's fuck them!
It's time to get the loot, Mr. Colisey.
No more losses!
That's right.
Charge!
Oh, I got to pop this one open for a real group as well.
One moment, gang.
Wide-moving.
We got it!
Where'd they go?
To the outside?
These are balls exploding.
Oh my god, they're right here. I am so beyond dead
Perfect perfect
What does he like
Hello, good chair, how are you? Thank you good chair. We're back
Oh my god, it's a bomb and it's not looking good for me chief. It's not good to be chief
I won't lie here and destroy the walls. Yep. Ah, yep. Yep
Yes, sir, I became one this coachy. Who's guys mean business?
Back to him again, I'm out of whites.
Are you winning, son?
See you throwing another C4?
Oh, I'm out of whites.
The Colt GD does it!
Charge!
I've got two Colts, you don't do one of them!
Do you have any whites?
No, I only got one more, I'm gonna use it.
Okay.
I think outside the door to the right,
we're swimming that guy.
You got a pillar, brand pillar, brand pillar!
A pillar!
Oh, gotcha, gotcha!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
Push side door, side door!
Oh, there's another one, there's another one!
Got one, got one, got one!
I just got a cheap company, no one!
There is, there is!
They're in the lobby, they're in the lobby!
Open the door, open the door, I gotta get out of here!
I'm standing here.
Oh!
Retreat!
Nobody here's...
There's a team on the front lobby.
Lock him.
Do you see your smoke?
Yeah
Learning for whites with this guy glad it was on the pillar
Yeah, right here. He has no heels
Perfect zero wise zero wise perfect. That's exactly what we're looking for. Well, we're gonna die
That's probably yep. Yeah
You should have killed that was me
Is JB also going to loot?
Nope.
He's all thrown 15 C4.
Med bag above you.
Where?
On the roof.
On the roof?
What the fuck was that?
We're missing a body somewhere.
It's on the roof roof.
Gotta go to the roof roof with some hues.
What the hell is my guy doing?
What?
It's a light service dying.
What the hell is going on?
Is the server dying for you?
Yeah.
I'm a wizard.
What the hell?
Oh, you can smack it, you can smack it.
Your door is not a bracelet.
Good thing, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Mr. Putt, Mr. Putt, I need a medical,
I see him. I see him.
Oh, these fools.
Is lurking in shadows.
I think we're open.
We're trying finding you super missing a body
Where the hell is everybody at
That's weird. Oh, I'm looking for a bad bag. Yeah, I'll show you. I see
I see him. I see him. I see him coming. I see the front side.
Are you spreading in?
Mm-hmm. That's just a graphical error. It's part of the pipeline.
Hey, I hear, I hear one on bridge or above me.
Oh, if you can hear a little peep.
Mm-hmm.
He just set up a zip line.
Zip line right here, right here, right here.
And you give me, coming up, coming up right here.
I got you, I got you!
Oh god.
Me, they're stupid!
Oh, I'm dead!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no way!
Me's got delivered two morons on a planet just to die to a guy on my ride.
Retreat!
It's going.
Yeah.
Retreat!
Nice, man.
See my feet.
He's cooking, he's cooking!
Where's your bomb?
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
He's here, he's here, he's here!
Oh
To the head to the head
Who should you have a hot key I'm dead oh
Well
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself
I got a 30-day Facebook ban for saying Fentfakespeed on
Listen up grandma. Okay. I don't know the rules of Facebook. I'm telling you to say Fentpal
That's on you. That's on you
I want you get your grandkids and go to a park and push them on the swing or something in the meantime while you wait for you to get
unbanned
Get a boost you've missed a chicken
Feel folksy I had no health. I was I was gonna die I
Can't believe we got served up those two gentlemen on a platter. I know oh my goodness
I wouldn't brought us back. We would have been at maximum power
And those fools had to kill us at the exact wrong moment
Well, there's a random guy behind the pillar and he killed you and then I killed him and
then we got sent by two more.
That's what you like to see.
Best scenario.
I'm a blue shield.
Here we go.
I'm on my last blue shield tonight.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I already had one of mine.
I got two more.
I can bring some.
Oh, I got it.
Thank you, pal.
It's my decadence.
I can bring some back. I think you pop. It's money can be a
I'm a little bit of that
This with that that this a couple of these bad boys
I can do
It's a blood these no, I got two more got two more
broken for now
You sure boss?
I'm all good lucky. Thank you. Good sir. Yeah, share of balls. Let's go ride
I'm bringing more heels
Okay, sounds good. I'm gonna switch the maps up. We go to one more spin tip for us to a little bit more money
We got this place I
I have to pee!
Let's ride!
You
there's two guys literally spawn camping us yeah they're on us did they do it
here yeah
I'm going in
Oh, they look like they might be dumb and poor that they're dumb and poor they're
dumb and poor. I didn't know. He's a little too. It is broken.
I to the medical usage unit. Follow me boys. I think we got I think we got
assembly. You can you find cooling coils in there? Oh my god. Squidward is
right there. Of course, you come up this way.
Let's see if I can.
I want to be game.
I would smoke you in the game.
I'm definitely in loading bay, but I'll have coils.
I'd like to see you try, bitch boy.
I'd like to see you try.
You watch your master at work.
Yeah, come here.
you don't blow it up what was a blown up
oh the crank is yeah look the right room on it post someone just someone just
wanted to those be those be the healer but there
No cooling coils there, no cooling coils there.
Wait, everyone's saying the servers went down.
It's about.
No, no, wait one.
That's impossible.
True.
It's impossible.
True.
There's not a single cooling coil in here.
I'm seeing this box.
No luck.
No joy.
I can't find nothing.
All right, come here.
Check these.
Do you need a goop?
I want to set that up.
Do you need a fire burger blueprint?
Oh, no fire burger.
No.
I want to see the fire burger blueprint. Oh, no fire burger blueprint. You're gonna
Get out of here, Cracker
die
Of course
You see me see him. Yeah, I got this guy one shot that one
Yeah, take that twidward take that. Gotcha one down one time. I'm right here. I do I do
eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
where oh my god I just got kamikaze by a
exploding ball no fucking way
I can't see
I got em' up
die
You really do.
Oh, yellow lightsticks score?
Oh, blue lightsticks, double score.
You're closer to that type of lightsticks.
Oh, nice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm gonna swat in.
Yeah.
Okay.
See you, watch me, watch me, watch me.
Stay in the bridge, leg.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Little bit of goo?
There's shitting.
Little bit of goo?
Mmm.
Couple of toes.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
I got two coolant cores!
What?!
Get away!
Put it in my ass!
I got two coolant cores!
Put it in my ass! Put it in my ass!
Come here quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Oh, oh, oh!
I put them up there, we're good!
Score!
That's the explanation complete!
Well, page two of it.
And that's enough for me.
The two dollar bill and that's enough for me.
Are you doing a simby right now?
Yeah.
Do you want to get a repeat?
Yep.
What a boss.
I'm peeping I'm peeping I'm a peeping
I'm a peeping but I'm not seeing.
Is that really looted? No I don't think so this is looted.
Yeah we just goop it and then we hatched it out could be finished or
pulling four things.
Ooh, what about killing more people?
I think we'll just take this fast dub.
This small W is small W.
The other small W is equal to one big dub here.
Okay, angle of 30 here with a purple bouncer on it.
Oh, you go ahead and keep that jeep.
Okay.
That's for boards.
I
Feel free with a fucking silence. I don't need to take me for
There was a fuck you fuck you for even suggesting that oh
My thank you
No, I'll need the end oh closey the miss input
I'm gonna try to help out, ball.
It'll be the goop.
I'm gonna hurt you.
You're getting shredded, Tyros.
Come on.
Bitch.
Hmm.
I'm getting a lot of postures.
Yeah, that's the best part about coming here.
Who in a Geiger counter?
I think you can recycle them for really good stuff.
Chat.
I'm almost positive you can recycle them for like...
The Geiger counter?
You three batteries!
I think it's other stuff too.
Other stuff?
Yeah.
It's like you have to wait till you get out of the...
I
Share this cool lighting I got pretty cool
And I got this blue one check that out. Yeah
Pretty sweet, huh?
Probably you and probably should we should extra camp I
Man I
Was just thinking I don't think we're being a big enough piece of shit
Fuck yeah.
Illuminated goo?
I'm all goo, let's leave.
We might have to disable the tech. These raids had a little lack last time compared to earlier.
What? We haven't survived the raid in the last two hours.
People with assembly right now. We've been here five minutes. No dudes are fucking us
In front that's abnormal
But they're all dumb pores
Which are dumb pool
Everyone got a star somewhere boss
We ever do this with it score
More processors
Here we go. Oh wait, you're gonna need this for your thing. What are you thinking?
You think you the chair? You're gonna need that for your expedition. Don't sell it. That's you. That's you. Okay. That's you
There's no hatches wait. We do night. It's nighttime. It's nighttime spooky
Hatches don't hatches
Follow me gang.
I think we have to go to the train extractor.
Everybody who she do she don't come out next to what you call it?
Yeah.
There weren't people fighting about us.
Fuck them!
Blast!
I'll leave!
I'm behind the elevator.
You people, you people, you people, what's about you?
Wait, was that you saying hey?
No.
You two weren't saying hey, don't shoot.
Let's shoot him.
I agree.
What's he had?
I don't know.
I'm gonna do a blue light, see if I can do the map.
He just went up the zip.
He went up the zip right here.
You see that? We're gonna go kill him.
Yeah, we can.
Okay, okay, sounds good, boss.
What? I mean, I mean...
Fuck you! We're leaving!
Oh my-
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
We're doing pretty good!
We even died in a couple raids now!
Got pretty good-
We died last week?
Wait, no we didn't.
Did we survive two raids?
No, that was the raid that everyone show off the map and then we randomly get thirded.
Oh yeah!
I don't mind we're doing horrible.
My bunch of balls.
I mean, we gotta line.
We are doing fucking terrible.
We the the the guy that country gives you three batteries and one exes module
Yeah, good
I got seven processors to Ion spudders
How many of those you need the expedition
We got you got you already got to run the way up
Honestly that parts annoying cuz you have to disband so
So these laboratory rejects
So that let me turn this information to you. I'll see what I got next
You some wires from the crazy CVD, okay, here we go perfect
We're at completed page to 90 30 batteries 10 shred of gyros 1x is all it's got extra is module
and four light bulbs so we need to go Stella and kill some shredders mm-hmm yeah for the
I think you settled Dryos.
I think it's Euros.
No, those are sandwiches.
These are Shredder Gyros.
Like Gyrocopter.
I don't think they're sandwiches.
They're Shredder Gyros.
Have you ever heard of the Gyrocopter in Rust?
No, I have like two hours in Rust.
Really?
This is like you?
What the hell?
Keep up that game!
Yeah, someone came up to me and they just started screaming some words.
So I was like, ah, it'll happen!
Ah, it'll happen!
This is a good introduction.
Let's ride!
That's just how they welcome people back in.
Look, Mark, they sent it to my favorites.
Good, good.
All right, let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Let's get these gyros.
Should we go nightly to regular aid?
You surprised me.
I'm going to take the key real quick.
He sounds good.
He's good at me.
You're the quicksep. What quicksep?
Pete, the servers are taking bad as fuck right now, my man.
You seem to be getting it, then. Just fine.
I don't think the time matters. You'll still die in the way.
Thank you, Gigi. Thank you, Gigi. Thanks for the bullet of confidence.
Appreciate that. Thanks for the team around. Fuck yourself.
Servers are fun.
Servers are horrible. Servers are so bad
No
No, no
We're gonna do it just fine. I thought it a convention
I
Service our ass
The lag is real we're rubber band in who take a look I'll take a look I'll take a look
I'm going to the right now. I'll take a piece for you. Just a recent I
Saw it could turn your name
Big day for all of us here
We're playing the beef six. I don't know the wagyu. Wagyu beef six is delicious. Absolutely divine
Play what's Russ with clothes? He got Russ is not really a stream game pal. Russ is not really a stream game. All right
Everybody and their mom is slang in the n-word like revolvers in the Wild West big man. That's not really a stream game
Okay, that's not really a stream game
Why are you not banned?
Oh, and that's why.
Write that down, bids.
Uh, drop that on your notebook, please.
Hmm.
You should be dealing with someone.
Yeah, I'll be down for that.
I'll be down for that.
That's not fine.
Oh.
Hmm.
I crap myself.
Convergence.
Why leave manages rush?
Why do you think I think there's like, I think there's like private service for
streamers to go on where everybody's not.
Don't resist.
Yeah.
You've got pretty up by the way when you went to take up.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
I forgive you.
Thank you.
I'm looking up to you later tonight.
Thank you, sir. You got trick with your pinky.
You know how to move it. You know how to get the motion of the ocean rolling.
What is the new fallout coming out? Is that a long time away? Is that coming up soon?
I've never seen it, never played it, never did anything.
Oh. Kind of a bitch.
Let's ride!
Yeah, we actually need to run it so the next one after this super annoying
Squidward
Get the bottom
Gotcha
Alright dude, we're gonna have to, we just run assembly every round, every game run
assembly
got you what we need your next one's next one you need everything from
assembly you put it in your ass my butt my butt we're good
you got to kill ten ten switch yeah that's not the annoying part that's easy
you what we need from here you need blue boxes iron sputters really annoying
shit what's it wait you have the the cooling sink so whatever it's called yeah
I just saw him too perfect you're thinking oh my god I had the money to be in my
mind hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey it's locked in they're crossed away
oh I can't escape that guy hey dummy oh my god that's a bad oh I'm holding
down the floor down here chief okay one super late
back my room you jump the height you know on the little circle thing yeah
that's your job
come on down here come on here you're gonna need it you're gonna have to fight
I need the two deems.
I'm dead.
I'm not.
I forgot his head.
We have to fight the guy.
Hey, peanut.
Let's get you.
We right now.
We went right here.
We're down.
Nice.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Standing in peanut.
He's broke, he's broke.
I made him.
This here.
Good one, good one.
I think I killed him.
Nice.
He died, died, died, died, died, died, died.
Gotcha.
Little bit of healing.
Oh, you're not going anywhere, pal.
You're going back to Sparanza.
Little bit of goo.
What are the fire burger blueprint?
Little bit of paint.
What's the meaning of this?
Okay, iron, iron.
blue box is you do with the advanced electrical components no frequency
modulation box yeah yeah that's got to be okay yeah we really put that put that
your ass I'm T I'm T now for the sweater gyro okay yeah I put this you just put
that sweater your row on you it's a power bank I had the iron next to you
That's your chair.
Is this not my thing?
It's Tyrone, that's what I'm saying!
Jackass!
We have good o' good.
Thanks boys, thanks boys.
Let's keep going, let's keep going.
Ah, I see probably you have like everything you need for the fourth page.
Maybe we can get even more.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Get two fourth pages.
Each page.
Let's change the way.
Absolutely not grouping here.
They would be the goop.
Honestly, they look like they got shit on.
Good shit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What the?
Piece of shit.
They did, like, daylight with Coxe.
You played daylight with Coxe?
Yeah, I like that game.
Yeah, honestly, I like that game too.
And like all you know all respect to the game and shit
I don't know how a game where the main thing you do is fix generators is like a
Classic that lasted ten years
Yeah, I won't lie. I'll respect all respect to it good game
So you know I yeah, I enjoy it. I just feel like
fixing
five generators over and over again I
I don't know. It's something I miss it. It's something I miss it
I'll tell you man at that gnome game. What is it called again? I don't know you never told me I'm not I
I'm not joking. I think it's called like
Bungal no, I'm not joking when I said I either really is it we bungalow something. Yeah
Yeah, it's actually
Holy shit, we bungalow gnomes burglay
nomes something like that you did it's
actually I'm telling you you have a good
group I don't know how many players it
is was how he plays bungalow gnomes
I'm telling you that's the yeah we
have to get the extra thing the extra
I did yeah wait don't just send it right
right right right where it went up
is it just safe yeah yeah yeah
Fuck you were jacking your ride
Z it dead ass on a stack tell him clothes. He got my mama
We are locked up this red
Let me turn this loop in one moment gang
Knowledge is to get those you do those you came let me see let me see what I got
I got no light bulbs, no batteries, one Shredder Gyro.
I'm telling you, you got so much for that.
You literally got the whole next page pretty much.
Making progress, boys.
Making progress.
I promise.
We have any, how many iron spudders do I need again?
Three.
I'm just gonna sell the fourth one.
Yeah.
Are you ready to give it to me?
She thinks it all now.
He needs the boo thingies.
We have the little frequency modernization box. Got it guys. Let me sell these memoirs in
So this is what you don't get for the suffix
We're making good progress we're doing some hard work out here
Okay, now we're gonna go in and then get batteries. We're gonna get like a hundred batteries. We're sorry. Sounds good
That's right
It's too sick, it's too sick.
Time to get serious.
The numbers are down, you know what I'm saying?
Little sip of the silly, and now I'm ready to go.
I ran out a little bit ago.
I've been so close for about an hour.
Ran out?
Well, I got bored of my fridge.
I just in two days to go get it.
You go get it?
Yeah.
It's actually Wednesday now.
It's Wednesday.
One of the top seven best days of the week to drink.
Let's ride!
I ain't have any more voodoo rages.
I got this mill of light that Officer left when he left my house.
That's good beer! Good beer!
Ah...
Oh yeah...
Mix a group of water, rip a slur.
Ha ha ha! Yeeeah! Yeeah!
I have 30 of those in my fridge.
Uh, here, take this.
Thank you, good shape.
Okay, we're gonna loop this and they get a hundred batteries. Oh, okay. You are you the best here?
No, no, no, no
We're just gonna rip this for all the purples, okay, and then we're gonna go get you a hundred
We spawned very next to the batteries. What so?
Perfect
You know, I see a milliliter is quite refreshing it is it's like drinking water, but uh-huh like technically as alcohol in it
I'm drinking a Bud-Buy right now.
Oh, hey!
Very nice!
Little bit of goo.
What's kind of the frequency modulation box?
Wait, you're done with those.
You need five?
Four.
Oh, okay, I've got five.
We're good then.
Let's go kill some shredders,
get some batteries.
Yeah, I'm actually surprised you're getting
so many of those.
me like 10 rains to get them off the buggy later does oh my god you scared the
shit out of me
thank you jim I'll see if I
jump like a hub in that wall out here to the left you five we got five we
I got two. I got two. I got three more of my stash.
There should be a Squidward down here as well.
There should be one. Yeah, ignore that one bottom left.
There's Squidward right here. Let's kill him.
Wait, wait. Come up here first.
Oh, well, take that Squidward.
Take that, Squidward.
How do you like that, Squidward?
Gotcha.
I'm grabbing his gyro.
OK.
Got it.
Got it?
Mm-hmm.
All right, come on.
I got Squidward's gyro.
Wait, on, right here.
Hold on a little.
Train, inside it, inside.
That's about you.
You know, there's not.
You do not.
Wait, how is that?
Wait, how is that aggurring me when I'm here?
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, nothing.
Good thing.
Yeah.
Oh.
Perfect.
One of the two.
Oh
Squidward squidward
Take that squidward
Yeah, I'm talking on Squidward's Iroh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm on my sport
Oh
That's not good for me. I've started for me. They're throwing bombs
Okay, all right, they seem to be kind of bad at throwing bombs actually we're saying
Phew, those guys were terrible. This would be a bad situation
Is this what healing behind me
I killed one out on the way you went
I see this one behind me. Yeah, yeah, there is
We get to which good gyro first I
Need you over here now
Go, go, go, go!
They're gonna be down there on the corner with the shotgun.
Got it!
Take that, bitch!
Howdy, close up.
Chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit!
Got him!
He's a little cheeky.
Good job!
Ready for more?
Got a hot cheeky.
A little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop
Nice good shit. No, we're doing great
Got some walls as well just case these little craze out here. Yeah, there's people John
I'm T. I heard someone healing in that battery room. I believe
Were you killed that first the first squidward? Oh, that's okay
Actually here, what is it?
A Toro?
Do I have a Toro?
Batteries first.
Come on in, boss.
Come on in!
BigDigBits.com!
Top 5 websites, by the way, folksy.
Is it?
Yeah.
Right behind Amazon and Netflix.
little baited goop
the PC we come on. She has a lot of stuff in it. Right here. Oh, oh, here. There you
go. 15. Thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair. How we do it again? We need 25
we need 25. Yeah, we're going to go across. We're going to go across again more now.
Okay let's do it.
Okay follow me.
Follow me boys.
Run across here.
Just get past it.
And then go and shoot the left window and then jump in there.
Don't approach it!
You think?
Can we see 10 more batteries?
That should suffice.
You can keep your peepers open, guys.
Farmer's only is a close third.
You can put on Farmer's only dot com.
You've been on that?
Where's your close heat?
Yeah, I have.
Hell, we can't.
They may be racist, but they got fine cocks.
And it makes good ass burgers.
And good ass burgers.
Yeah!
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Got a berry right there.
I think it's got a hit right under you.
Here, I mean, four more.
Here's ten, and then here's four.
Thank you, good shit.
Wait, I've got all the berries I need.
Perfect.
Get in the ship with Miller Lite.
I'm telling you, man, Miller's refreshing.
Well, that's because it's the closest thing you can get to water while still drinking technically beer.
Bitch.
real man knows who to make you to wear it's hat
oh
hey beep beep
there you go what what
light bulb in the first one oh thank you good chair I didn't get fine live over
here that's quite nifty yeah we have a lot of stuff we might want to do a quick
We said yeah, yeah, we we are a fish and give this done quick
No voodoo rangers are in the abscheed fires they were just there for the judge skiing
Just skin
And oh
My god Squidward just violated my ass
Yes! We need you to kill that man.
Okay, and that just feels super great.
Gotcha!
Little bit of goo.
Just skied and fishing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, I gotta hatch ski off that pussy we killed.
What? I'll leave!
Yes!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
We're really efficient. We're losing we're just taking a route we're getting a lot of stuff done here
No, this is actually good because if we knock up this stuff then you can just like smooth sail for the next two weeks
Yes, smooth. Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna use
Oh, you know we killed two stream servers that game shit on me to how you do those seasiders?
We ran to them a couple times tonight. It's like the it's a cross guy that was he bagging you oh
You could see my screen and you still died
It's not you good teeth not you good me. I suggest a
1499 a month
Minecraft realm server. I heard it's the new hot thing. I heard it's the new hot thing
Maybe a bit of Roblox roleplay Roblox bathhouse roleplay about that, huh? Maybe that's more your speed bitch
Did you see that Roblox has like its own button on Twitch you see that?
No, instead of in instead of browse you can literally press Roblox at the top
It's into the Roblox hell dude, maybe there's more to Roblox than me. Yeah, I
I don't know about that.
Have you ever played it?
I played Tarkov for a long time before.
It was when Tarkov was down.
I was still screaming.
Was it fun?
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
It was pretty fun, it was pretty fun.
I don't know if I watched it, but I played it when the servers were down.
It was nice.
I don't play.
It was actually pretty cool, it was a fun time.
My friend got banned for saying something out of it.
That'll happen, that'll happen, I'll be careful out there.
You need seven euros?
Seven euros?
No, gyros, squid or gyros.
We will be turned the light bulb in the batteries and the gyros.
Yeah, I got I need six more gyros and three more light bulbs.
I will be able to get all three light bulbs.
And probably the euros here.
You know, Benjamin Franklin invented the light bulb.
And then they found 25 bodies under his house.
I just don't believe that.
the life over the body's one well I believe bodies I don't I do didn't you're
telling me some guy would just sit in there he was probably drunk off a
shit and he goes I'm gonna attach a key to a kite and you're just like wait
that how lightning so many great points being made right here holy shit so
many great points so we read this out so we read this out we are watching a
mastermind thinking in the flesh holy crap holy crap we've got to contain these ideas
right like who decides that I have no idea I have no idea pal all I know is
Benjamin Franklin was invent the light bulb begging hookers and killing guys
and bury him under his house that's all I know chief anything more than that
Don't ask me
You're a little bit of goo one moment. Oh wait Thomas Edison, but the light bulb Benjamin Flakel was just banging hookers and killing people
My spirit
Got a big stuff got a big stuff
My fun she's
That's right
And now we've gone the hundred down a bit. Godspeed.
Okay, I'm good to go. You ready?
I'm good.
We're gonna wait.
That's right.
Good boss.
We're gonna get three light bulbs here, and then we're gonna get...
Three light bulbs?
...your roast, and then your bam bam boom.
And then you're done with that entire expedition.
Perfect!
Wait you need three leaper poles, so probably go like damn or something like that. I already have to leave a fortune. It's what?
Yeah, I've been saving them. I'm saving them. Just in case we lose a rainy day
What is a rainy day?
Oh, Mr. Blaney bubble for taking some white good man. Good. Ah, man.
And Mr. Newby bubble for taking some white good man. Good. Ah, man.
Thank you, my boy. Easy to balance.
Now, let's ride!
I
Paid $1,800 a month in rent and my girlfriend's been cheating on me for two months
Dillon Dennis $3,600 cheap. Oh shit
What do you do about that situation, Coach Heath?
Uh, it seems like a skill issue.
What is it?
His girlfriend's cheating on him and he's paying...
Yeah, he's paying $800 a month in rent and then his girlfriend's cheating on him for two months.
What do you do about that?
Bang her dad.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck her dad!
Have sex with her dancer now!
Good thinking, Cozy. That's why they pay you the big bucks.
Oh, thank you.
It's a bad...
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, crew.
Oh, Squidward.
Take that, Squidward!
Oh, my God, Miss Clicker, the boys.
And Squidward is here. He's here.
I'm talking on Squidward Xyro.
I classify a Squidward.
To the light bulb!
Go, go, go!
This is not a co-staffed.
Wait, you don't, no more bats, right?
You're done with bats?
No, I already got all that.
We got it.
You might have put Goofboos up against a bat.
Oh, you perv, baby pretentious.
Oh, I got a light bulb!
Score!
We got a light bulb score.
Fire?
You just want to have a light bulb too?
No, I have one.
We're going to get the other two real quick,
because it guarantees two spawn.
We're light bulb?
Yep.
It's right by C-Bolt.
We're going to get it right now.
Good, good.
It's a damn battlegrounds car.
No, but that one too.
We're going to get the Squidward Gyros.
What's that clinker doing?
Let's do it
Stupid robot bitch
Don't worry coach. Yeah, I'm taking out the trash down here
What do you do? Where are you keeping the watch fly?
That's oh my god, let's go right here. Oh come on
Oh my god, I think I might be the worst player to ever touch a game
Read
He's right here
Wait sir, don't shoot me wait hold on now sir. Hold on now sir. Don't do that. Don't do that young man
They like that, huh? They like that. Thank you, good chair.
It's the same guy. Cross. This is the guy. This is the guy that gets the last grade.
720 no scope! 720 no scope! Good day, Dr. Blimey. Oh, don't you worry. I've got something to store for you, too, big man.
360 off the elevated jump over the railing up this railing jump off the
railing 360 no scope yeah don't you worry coach I took of the trash
Thanks, boss.
Bailabated Goop.
You're the same guy that I said we killed last Friday, by the way.
Oh, God, I'm again.
Yeah.
Suck me, good luck.
Bailabated Goop.
Cheers, Simitsa.
Like a war.
Uh, ruined accordion.
You want a ruined accordion?
what you want an accordion no I don't want an accordion
people play it though it would be pretty cool yeah phase not thanks
that was something like boys that was something like I've never faked a trick
shot in my entire life open right here right here right here
Oh, catch the motion, catch the motion!
They're gonna be coming in this door right here, right here.
Catch the motion, catch the motion!
Oooooooood!
Oooooooooooood!
They're gonna be sprinting in that door in a second.
Oooooooooooood!
You see it?
Promise
I promise you liar. Oh look it
Is the one here
No, no, oh my god, there's right here one broken broke
All right! Good work!
I'll do.
Fuck you guys!
It'll be the two.
There's a two-world well-oiled machine right here.
We're doing pretty good.
Here we go.
Perfect.
Okay.
All right, now we need more Squidward Gyros.
Let's do another research.
Yep, we're gonna get them.
Go back down there.
His nasty coachy is a beast.
He would have never been able to do that without the leadership and guidance of the team leader.
Wisdom and guidance of the team leader.
He didn't make those call-outs.
Exactly.
Wisdom and guidance of the team leader was one-one that fight right there.
If you didn't make those call-outs, I wouldn't have done that.
Exactly. Exactly.
remember when I said oh he's here that's what won the fight that's some
don't get it which is oh my god
take this Squidward shoot your cock off
little bit of do we've got two squidward gyros that's good well we'll be able to
get the next four we'll probably we're running through four swans while we get
the light bulbs and then you get that and the light bulbs my dad just retired
it only watches your streams now fucking I said my dad is retired and he
It all he does is watch my speed
Holy he knows how to live
Don't tell that guy out of left you cuz you don't know you don't know it like he does
There's a guy right here
Got one down one. Is that you shooting the Bobcat or someone else?
Someone else, someone else. He's up here on the right.
Oh, Dingle!
Oh, I'm dead immediately.
There's a couple people down.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
Here we go, okay, they've got lots more bombs always good to see that
Really healing
I see where he's on the right pool
Right there. Coach. Okay. I'm right. I'm right boy. He's right. I'm a shoe
The Bobcat guy is one
got me he's dead
back to the other one
run away from you
oh I need to reload I need to reload
good work
please
they're stupid
I can't rescue I can't rescue
it's because you have a stupid charge on your hand
thank you swapping man I'm the bomb
you give me that bomb cat you son of a bitch
bomb cat right there
oh gotcha
it's maxed out number four two no way this is a great way that's nice that's
good right there mmm what do you need he said he said he said I got none of that
few others one this three on this guy I got some
oh this guy's shucking it so good
hey guys you guys you probably did there were probably up top angle extended
here you saw it a lot of money oh my god
This is that wisdom and guidance from the team eating yet again.
This guy's calling.
Let's kill him.
We go.
I don't know.
He's fine.
This is silly.
Come back here.
I got him.
Oh, good, good.
Okay.
Good, good.
We're gonna go back and do all those guys
It'll be the goob
Do you borrow any of Hutch's math you're doing pretty good today?
Someone's playing hockey behind me
Not quite sure what that is.
Here we go.
It'll be good.
I'm gonna hit him.
He's gonna hit that shit.
Oh, I found the culprit. It's just bandage
He said that he said that
The hint he's hidden
I'm adding medium by the way if you have any yo, why are you being so
you see his bandage right here coachy now right here right here on this end
see you even with the entire fucking lobby probably here's that his head then
got a little pep in its stem I'm gonna get oh no we already got this screw with
gyro yeah all right come mm-hmm there's another guy up here
Okay, I'm good to go. Let's go. There's another guy.
Reload!
Who? A tiger counter?
Okay, we're good to go.
You see the city been for come on then for I'll come back right where I watched I wanted I wanted
Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you. Go back. Go back. Oh
Good, I boys good. I oh my god. They tricked me. They just got me killed
And they're finishing me and they're finishing me and I'm dead
Oh
Way they fucking finish man. What the hell was that nice?
You know
The how was that?
I have been made a fool I
I have been made a fool, Cokesy.
My whole bugulated chat told me to go back over there just to be to die.
They made of me a fool.
You see that? That was on you! That was on you, my boy! You did that!
I was so
See you cuz there is a wall by the way yeah, I know there was that wall I've been doomed I've been bested
I can't believe we just lost all that that was depressing I know so much I
I literally I save you I save you if that wall is not there. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Yeah, you fuck that wall me and all my homies fucking hate that wall
I should I mean I should have walked with you. I see that wall on this side of the city
Gotta make side punches punch card
That shit dumb
I'm pretty not be seeing that wall around my block absolutely not absolutely not I think I'm out of blue choke
I'm not good. I'll talk you to your blue. Oh, I got it.
Dude, I know I am just as disgruntled as you are.
Nay more
One moment one moment gang
I can't believe my own bungalow is starting killing purpose I cannot believe that you see that
don't see it were they camping it they were camping it they were camping it my
bugger is told me to go back to that body just me to die on purpose think
you know a guy. Dammit. Call up some people. You're meant to be so cool. Sorry boss, that's okay.
That's okay. Lucky. That's okay. Lucky. I forgive you. Lucky. I forgive you. Sorry about sorry.
But that's okay. Lucky. That's okay. Everybody make mistakes. Everybody make mistakes.
All right, that's your house.
And the baby's something, something.
I'm bringing you to Bobcat for
kinetic converted no more goofballing around.
No more goofballing around.
All those jokes and goofballing around you're doing in these raincoats?
enough you're finished son I should I should have walked with you yeah that's
right honestly I'm down to blame you for all of that that's fine this is one
spell you'll be one in the family okay there you go
Do you make sure let me see if I have those gyros in my Bob?
Yeah, dude, I got two more. So we need four more gyros and two more light bulbs. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey
That's right. Get me in there. Yeah, we're going in
Snow cones, I like you snow cones
It always sound like a good idea, but then you go there and you like quarter way through it
You just disappointed and you hate yourself
the top month
The top month
Is getting saved ice out of some ice maker that I haven't cleaned in weeks with a ton of black mold then a little bit of piss blue favoring
$20
By the time you get home, it's all melted and garbage the top month
Back me up. It's we're cool if you back me up with this one
that's only because I ran out of voodoo rangers.
Are you ready to rumble, Mr. Coltsy?
Mm-hmm.
Time to get serious.
None of your antics and your shenanigans you'd be doing, chief.
Time to get down lay down the wall lay down the wall
Fuck man that wall
It's Ramadan
They've heard that before what is it like Christmas?
I guess I know I think you like you eat once a day for like an hour or something like that once a day for an hour
Yeah.
Put down like 12 cheeseburgers an hour.
Dude, stop.
There's no way.
Parmesan professional.
Let's ride!
I kill these winners.
Let's ride!
be boys campus campus
don't move don't move don't move
he drops out and we kill he drops out and we kill
hold on I gotta clean up I'm gonna zip it
it's too sick
we're gonna clean we're gonna clean
I've been spitting on him all night long.
Not a little dirty.
Looking for any place I can go.
Is that two cheese nuggets you have in your un-siccumcised penis, eh?
These guys right here aren't looted.
They just died.
Well, what do we do?
Well, I think, hey.
Oh, forgive me. Three cheese nuggets.
In the flaps of your unsacrifice penis there.
On.
Oh!
I
Give a snap hook. Yes, buddy. I should go chief. Wait, no, no
You're so fucking sticky but
Or a fucking ass
Start fighting once I start fighting whip it out pause. Okay. Okay
You know, my little brother.
But a shadow in the night.
whisper the wheein.
Whooooooooo....
It's the ghost of Stalamantees...
I've caught the Suck-A-Tik!
I'm blown away.
Hahaha
All right if you hear him go down zip, I want you to swing it I see for it. Okay, god Bowser
Anything for freedom my country
Sir must suck my dick right now for the treatment
America yeah yeah yeah
hey what are these guys these guys are playing like your nose yeah we're
playing like regular guys they're like fake shooting I'm down all right let's
We're gonna snap hook jump here. Okay, we're gonna snap hook
Here hold the slide back hold space and go to third four ready guy two three three two one now
Okay, I missed
Three two one now. Oh, I miss you
Three two one now I missed
Three two one now. Oh, I've got to roll back. Oh
Let's go
There is one down one down. Oh my god. You're weird. Oh
And just missing the ball
Dude that guy you just put the fuck out of that guy by the way
Well, the TV does oh my god. Hold on to you. Hold on to you. Oh
Oh, I'm dead I'm dead. I'm one I'm dead. We just got C for it. Oh my god
If you revive me, I will pledge my allegiance to your car and fight your adversaries
Yeah
There was two teams man
And his name was a dot exe
That's Kyle ripping monsters and a wife beater
100% guarantee
I've said names like that
That's screaming
I
Isn't that a post mortem investigation going on for this
Please God if you real have them kill clothes
Oh, yeah, so, they were cheating.
She didn't need the bomb cap back.
Were they cheating?
Wait, wait, they were cheating?
Oh, that's great news!
Well, well, well, well, he not died.
Free bomb cap!
What the hell?
All right.
I'm gonna get a bomb cap.
Thank you, young good angel of the cheater.
Fuck those guys.
Wait, I'm gonna get a bomb cap.
I'm gonna get a bomb cap.
Wait, they're about to die.
These guys are cool.
Hey, that's not broke.
Listen, I'm a cheer team. I'm a good cheer, you know
Oh
I'm gonna give you my personal
Yeah, keep it there, I'll save it.
Woo hoo hoo!
Hey!
That guy just says he's a cheater.
I know, but this guy fell down here.
He's a good cheater.
Good cheater.
Hey, hey, honey.
He's a cheater, you know?
But I couldn't be you.
Oh, fuck.
Uh, guys!
Don't leave me!
This is N.A.!
I'm gonna kill you like fuck!
It's the LA Scribers!
Hi, dammit.
This is Brazil, this is Brazil, let's go, let's go.
Get it, get it, get it, Brazil!
Yeah, close, you know that.
You gotta get the bucket!
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
One of those dead people is me.
Right, look who's there.
That one right there, that one right there, that one's me.
I'm just trolling your chats that they think they're EU so they can, you know, streamstack.
Oh man, that's the clear.
That's the fucking sheet out
You're literally playing with a cheater right now!
You're always with a cheater, no matter what server you're on!
More cheaters? Really?
Look at this man! Look, this guy saved me!
I mean, I think he was a cheater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I controlled him and saved me.
I mean, hold on.
I got a gun.
Hold me, I got a gun.
Um, I'm the chief follower of the team.
for 150 hours in the raid I've not been banned.
What the hell?
So you've been cheating for 180 hours in Gabba Man?
150, 150.
Will you tell those fuckers to stop hyperventilating in his mate battle's microphone?
I
You died a horrible death
It's over here you died to the other cheater that you kill
There he is right there the one with the furry mask
No, no, not that one. This one right here.
What are they doing to my body?
What are they doing? What are they doing to my body?
No, they're respecting you.
Oh, she's got this. They're respecting me.
I believe.
Yeah, it's all thanks for paying tribute.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
They say thank you for paying tribute.
I mean, not actually.
Oh
Is this guy trying to get banned does he realize he's admitting the cheating yeah in front of like a hundred and fifty thousand fuckers wait
I do realize if you realize that you're admitting cheating in front of like two hundred thousand players right now
probably some mbark devs that motherfucker is not making a tower 151 that
guy's an idiot what is he talking about what is he talking about oh we lost sound
boys we lost sound of course yeah I lost sound I can hear no one
wait what do you say? I lost sound I can't hear no one no more so this we're
in a duo zombie but uh wait get out of there immediately yeah I'm trying to
run who are these dead guys I don't know
I
See
Yes, mostly what?
What was he what? I
Mean what the guy that you died to was a body this that okay, all right
All righty then very cool. Thanks for the inside scoop
Always all good chief
Good work
So they're saying that
they said don't play EU because there is like four times more cheaters on EU than
NA
okay okay beans on toast it's probably the beans on toast that's getting to them
makes them pissed off that they have to eat the poo and then they go cheat as
retribution. Good thinking. Good thinking.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Taters.
Never seen a cheetah out of you.
Hmm.
Gyro.
the Squidward Gyro? I have so much to do for you. Really? That's quite spintiferous.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid. Yeah, let me go ahead and...
I'm going to go ahead and
Well, this guy.
Pretty easy to report that there.
Pretty certain about that one.
Actually, pretty certain.
I always saw 100% certain, but pretty certain about that one.
I'd say the data is conclusive on that one.
Why we snapped hooked up and there was a teenager waiting at our feet
That was that was quite
Superfluous
Yeah, do you have what you do you have me chief?
Whatever you want whatever your heart desires Bob cat for gold stock vignette before double blue attachment
blue shield
here we go little bit of goop little bit of goop I don't need one I just need to set
whatever my heart desires okay got it I got you with blue shield thank you good sir
This perfect
Not bad here we go and then a couple of heels for mr. Sidney I could do
Oh, it's very much cozy
Yeah, that
That
You said so that guy was a friend leader and then he killed two bad cheaters, huh?
Condurgillations
Let's ride
Wow
See that's that's so great. That's so great
Oh the good Cheetah. Oh, yeah, what a what a what a sweet treat
Well guys, yeah, don't worry about that Cheetah guys. He's a good one. He's a good one
He's a good one. Uh-huh. Don't worry about that one guys. No big deal. No reason to look further into that
All right, let us proceed let us proceed
Why chat so slow with 50k cuz they're view mods dumbass you're talking to robots you stupid bitch
Try to talk to robots you an idiot
Some people some people they just don't get it. They just don't get it
What the fuck is talking to robots over here for dumbass?
Right
I
Got that bucket for me chief
Thank you good sir we will have the boozy hi
Oh thank you good Jack.
Oh I'm bringing you in my fucking out of my inventory.
Now we're ready to ride.
Now we're ready to rumble.
Wait we need light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
Got it.
Alright let's go.
So we're just going to go to the battery spot and get batteries.
Why don't we eat batteries?
splotty batteries and then in the battery spot we kill like three euros okay and
then and then when we do that
no no no no no no no
All clear boss all clear. All right, come on the screen we're down there. That's good. Let's just good
Who's that? Oh
Yeah
You should have been talking to us, Coach Cozy.
Is there?
Mm-hmm, Dr. Game Boy.
All right, well, I'm up here.
Killing this.
Kidding up.
Squidward.
Do any batteries, and they're gonna kill the Squidward?
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, got one.
Take that, Squidward.
Take that.
gotcha!
we made it through!
perfect!
there's one gyro right there!
score!
and then we're going to make a way to seed bulk
and then you're going to get two light bulbs
we're going to get the light bulbs from down here first
ah, there's... ok, I'm done
well there's two, you only need a Q, right?
there's two light bulbs
yeah, two light bulbs!
perfect!
this is where it really gets down into the business
This is where the game really picks up in action
The light bulb hunt of 1954 I think there's two guaranteed light bulbs in seabolt
Oh
I got one
Perfect. I'm gonna switch this other one. Okay
Take a little piece
Here we go. Oh another like moment score!
And I pulled like I pulled a bomb!
Wait you're good to-
Yeah we're gonna be seeing gyros now, Squidward gyros!
Like five of them!
Come on!
Wait five!
I think so right?
Four!
Hmm, wait guys, how many do we need?
Is that the Ark resin?
What's about Ark resin?
We-
Why we need four more cause I got one on me!
Mm-hmm mm-hmm
I don't want to honk resines.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that means.
They're speaking to us in riddles, in tongue.
Take that, naughty Squidward!
Gotcha!
Really tell me the resin is in Squidward.
Holy shit.
I'm making on Squidward's gyro while I'm giving him my resin.
Oh my god
Holy shit
Close down the crusty crab Mr. Krabs
I'm gonna eat the freezer for two hours
I haven't seen any resin on them
Dude there is no resin
Oh
Was next week we're back
This first squid when we killed had resin
Want to go to it oh
We can go take a look at Squidward's resin
Absolutely, let's go take a peek. It was over here, right? Thanks. Oh
I
Killed Squidward somewhere around here
I can't find him I give up
Oh my god, we're getting shot
From where right there right there?
Yeah, I go in real person
He's shot!
He's going to go over the door to the bar right as well.
He's going to get him.
Quick flinky.
He's got a backheel up.
You already got one of them?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
We are squidward, squidward, squidward!
It's going to shoot at somebody.
Do you hear that?
I
You
I need to screw it's above us in the battery room. Yeah, come to me. It's just a little bit of fentanyl
Oh
All the gang these guys right here. It's much
I'm gonna do
Little baby
Oh oh oh
Closet son you said to have
Oh
Great fortune
What's going on up here?
You dead again?
Yeah
Body here I'm I don't know what you're saying sir
Oh the how did he just say fuck you fuck me fuck you
EW!
Hahahaha!
Eat that raw crossbridge!
This guy is strong-arming a number 2 pencil as we speak!
Actually squeezing the life out of him!
You want me to kill him? You want me to kill him?
Yes! Yes!
Just kill him, kill him!
Okay, just kill him.
FUCK!
YOU!
okay all right they like that they took that first of me
little bit of healing little bit of healing
I don't want that mouse
Jesus, why would you work?
Should we do a little thank you on him?
Okay
Oh gotcha
You digna
Bottle me, boys.
Let's see if I see you.
Let's see you.
What do you say?
We got you, we got you.
Here we go first, guys. Here we go first.
I'll handle these fours.
Wait, wait.
They're gonna spot. Wait, C4, C4, C4.
Yeah, C4 on the wall that you're on.
Got you, guys.
And they have a trap.
Careful, one could be across the bridge.
I'm with the C4, I'm with the C4!
There he is!
One down, one down!
Oh, where'd he go in?
He's an idiot!
Oh, man!
Die!
Another team, another team?
Yeah.
Good job, good job.
I'm off the flat right, please.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky!
Little baby goop
No way!
I got a bobcat, Coozie!
It's cool!
This way it's going pretty good.
Not too savvy, boys.
Yeah, it is.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Where are you going to get that?
There's someone breaking into something in the northeast.
Do you see that, Coozie?
They're on the other side of my wall to the left make sure they don't push up
touch your boss
One down and you're there nice insane shot. I'm going in
He's one shot one shot you can put it on him
Got him!
Nice
Huuuuhh, to ya!
She is!
Tiki!
To ya!
Well, they're dumb and poor I repeat dumb and poor
When I on spider
Here
What do you do
We got
What we coming for again
You're on, you're on, you're on.
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Come on, buddy.
Let's go this way.
We gotta get more Squidwards.
I only have two Gyros.
Yeah, we're going to get four.
We'll get four.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What do we need three more?
Oh, that's it?
I only need three more.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know, heroes are worth more than dollars.
You know that, Coachy?
Really?
Mm-hmm.
They're worth more than dollars.
But everyone over there beat a third.
Damn, wouldn't you?
No, that was George Washington using your opinion with George Washington
common mistake
Psych of course psych of course
Love you bug you later European bug in the course psych psych
psych of course
Psych of course
I have another one down up here. Oh my god. There's a team on me
Oh
Here
I see my bad pole
Well, I'm broken
Okay, bro, too. What what the hell he just touched my head with a bomb
Oh
Good work nice all day diamond poor yeah, make sure to loot the the euro. Mmm. Got it guys
You did it do
Oh, wait, wait, we really knew that you're a long time ago. No, no, no, I just put one right in front of you right here
Yeah, I think
Hmm. Oh, you got it? I got I have four now
Four kind of four gyros. So we need one more. You see it resin again. What the hell they talking about?
resin leaving resin
The hell is resin?
Do I need that?
It's like Squidward Lube it's a month like the Vaseline tubes. He looks like that
We're appealing. I need that. Can I fuck it?
Maybe there's batteries here if you need it. Thank you. What's your wish? No more guy got all batteries
We're very yes, but are you going to need them for it?
Park circuitries later on
Why are you for our jerseys?
So you don't have to be like I'm at a blue shield
We don't know. I'll be good. I'll be good. I got this. I named close. He bring me a ton of blue
We'll be fine
Alright, let's...
Wait, you need one more, I think.
One more what?
Wait, one more zero, good thing, good thing, good thing.
Should be a Squidward over here.
Before we close here.
Be close.
Is this an A timer?
No, it's not.
No!
There should be a Squidward over here next to this...
this medical thing.
It's got medical.
Where's he at? He's right there. Oh, there he is
Take that Squidward
Gotcha
Get it, dude
I'm gonna go I got all the gyros. We're good. We're good. What?
Are you a scotchie? Yeah, I'm ready to go. You got a hatchee?
I
See this one here
Follow me boys
Are those looted by the way, they might not be looted what I'm just gonna hit them real quick. What's our looted?
Now they're all hit
You see that? You see that?
After you, good sir.
After you.
Excellently, gentlemen. Excellently.
We'd made a lot of progress tonight.
We would do two full pages of the expedition.
That's good, you're good.
You should be done with everything.
You should be on the very last page.
Come on.
No, let me turn it in. Let me turn it in. I got two light bulbs the shredder things
You bitch oh, no, wait, wait, I need three to my office. I'm waiting for my I thought I said I needed four. I'm sorry
I had four. How many three?
Okay, got that
We're adding five advanced electrical components. Can you buy that off the crazy sea lady?
Sorry, busy day.
Advance, electrical components?
Did you craft that?
Yeah, you should get recycled blue guns.
You should have some already.
Blue guns?
Yeah, yeah, advance.
Oh, that's a mechanical.
You need electrical? I have five.
You need some?
Wait, wait, wait, I can craft them with wires.
Back again?
Let me check if I've done enough.
Oh.
No, I don't I can make
To
To a bitch let's go component
Okay, load in with nothing right there to be loaded with nothing
And then I'm gonna give you five and you put him in your ass. Oh, yeah, okay. All right, okay?
I will go in naked and then you put it in my ass
You're not should plan you need five or three
I need five or three, three, yeah, I might be with it.
I'm coming boss, I'm coming, I'm coming boss, we put my stuff away, I'm only,
I got too much shit, I got way too much shit, one second.
Shredderjire was a 3,000 on pop!
Uh-huh.
Holy crap!
I didn't know that.
I always pass those up and they stack to three or something.
It's incredible.
Here we go.
I'm gonna go that's right
I would like we're going we're going we're gonna do this
Just anywhere we just surrender instantly make sure you shove them in your ass
What we get much much much much much you have nothing on you right?
Nothing
Yeah, we're gonna bang out this whole expedition exactly. We're gonna we have we're gonna bang
We're gonna we're gonna go in there naked. You're gonna put it my body. We're gonna bang this out. Absolutely make any split
Then we're gonna play our creators after yeah
Then right after that we play our creators fuck yeah
We're too good at this we're too good can't be stopped
Ride
Here you go, witch servers if not NBA NFL.
I'm killing myself.
We bring excellent raid, excellent raid.
Let me turn these bad boys in.
Wait, this is gonna be so nice because you're not gonna have to worry about anything.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Exactly!
You turned this in?
Oh my God!
We now need $200,000 of combat items, $100,000 of survival items, $150,000 of provisions, $300,000 of materials.
Oh, that's what I'm on! That's what I'm on! Nice!
Let me see if I can turn all this in.
Oh, wait, I wouldn't do that now.
I'll do it now.
Oh, no, no, no, I wouldn't do it now. I'll do it now. Oh, wait. Wait, hold on. Wait,
I don't have enough for any of this. What? How? You have so many bobcats.
I'll give him my campus. I don't really use campus. No, wait, well, if this menu won't
stop closing, holy shit. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I got the combat items.
So the one that's gonna be bad at the provisions the provisions. Yeah
Yeah, I do I don't know if I could do this this is a lot of shit
Yeah, I mean dude you have to you you have two weeks right now. You should not do this right now
Oh, you're not do not do that right up you get as much as I can
Why?
We only have two weeks, just like I said!
Yeah, man, we did it in like a day last time.
Okay, I gave it all I got.
I got it.
We made good progress.
Yeah, we're good.
We're at the same level.
We're fine.
Fuck yeah.
You don't want to do it right now.
Okay, we'll get those tomorrow.
We'll get those tomorrow.
I'm gonna go get some burgers and take a shit.
Okay?
Okay, okay. GG's good play with you. Have a good night now. See you later now, gang.
Yeah, okay, bye. Bye now. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting two burgers and I'm taking a shit.
Two burgers taking a shit. I'm getting off.
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Good night you all are good, good night!
Good night!
Don't forget to go eat a burger, take a what-
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