you
I
So let's go.
Another beautiful day, gentlemen.
How are you, bungy ladies, doing on this fine Wackerdoodle Wednesday, gentlemen?
Hopefully swell.
Hopefully exuberant.
Hopefully, it is a grand bonus day, full of splendor and pleasure, if I may be so honest.
That is what I hope.
Now one moment, gentlemen, if it doesn't, that's good to hear, that's good to hear, that's
good to hear.
I'm not lagging!
Fuck yourself!
Now one moment, while I take the first sip of the day, feel free to join me.
You do not have to.
It is only if you have a certain desire.
By the way, I am drinking Miller Lite tonight.
I ran out of voodoo ranges and I'm too lazy to go to the store.
An officer left a ton of Miller Lite whenever he came over here like last month.
So I'm drinking Miller Lite.
I don't know if it's gonna work, but you know whatever.
Wait, who fucking cares?
All right, here we go, cheers boys, cheers.
Yeah, basically water, cheers boys.
It does go down a bit easier. I won't lie to you. Well, you need like five times the amount to feel something so it kind of cancels out
Awkwardness gun sex. Well, yes, right awkwardness gun sex. Well, that's right. That's right. By the way, I'm pretty sure close here
Oh wait, let me read this. Let me read this
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I
Clogsy being the contributing member of society that he is you know how it is you know how it is
Moses front God
Says hi to the mailman puts his shopping cart back when he leaves Walmart that type of guy
being the contributing member of society is he woke up
15 minutes ago so he's gonna be a bit late because he's gonna be eating
breakfast at 7.15 p.m. so that's what's going on here we're gonna probably we're
probably gonna have to play a couple solos while we wait we're gonna run some
duos with mr. Kloaksy and then we might grab mr. Jack let me tell you I very much
like that guy I like mr. Jack I think he is fun I think he's funny I think he's
high-energy high-spirit good at the game not as good as us obviously um that's
you give it though that's you give it up but we're gonna run some solos then some
duos and then we'll figure it out that's what we're gonna do oh I was gonna be
that shit I don't know where that went though I was who I well sorry to see
who saw that it was VIP I well whatever
merch oh yes I have news of the merge I finally figured it out I finally figured
out I know you've been asking I'm so I asked them the new merch is dropping
Friday it's super cool also I'm working on some super duper cool shit I don't
think this other stuff is dropping on Friday but I've got some stuff in the
woods yes that's right we show you on Friday on Friday that's too much and I'm
looking at some super duper cool stuff coming in the future don't you worry
boys I'm handling I'm the boys in the lab okay the scientists in the lab are
working double time I don't let them sleep I don't even let them get a sip of
water all right I'm there Amazon employees on math I don't let them have a
week of sleep while they're whipping it up in the lab for you boys mm-hmm that's
right that's right that's right don't you worry don't you worry in due time in
due time in due time I'll let us get a quick little bit it's getting
Distretion let's get a stretch in all right little summit certified stretch it real quick. Do you know the ship? They're silly actually
And you want to ship actually
I
Can feel that it's doing nothing
I can genuinely feel that that Miller light is doing Jack diddly butthole shit for me
I'm gonna have to chug those I'm gonna have to genuinely chug those and piss like eight times tonight
you know what let's just get that started fuck it you know whatever okay
alright okay alright there we go there we go no I ran out of voodoo I ran out
of voodoo I was too lazy to go to the store I was too lazy I ran out I ran out
where do we start our vinces on this Friday oh yeah by the way you update
our Tuesday we're pretty soon Tuesday so keep your people shopping for that
Hmm, where do we start this fine journey tonight? Hmm? I say you know what?
Let's do something a little extravagant something. We usually don't do at the beginning. Let's start this one. Let's stop this one
Don't ask some voodoo. You honestly I would all right pal
But do you know how much it is to voodoo six or don't ask six voodoo rangers? It's like $60
$60 for six cans of voodoo, I'm not doing that. I'm just not gonna do that
I'm not gonna do that. That's fucking ridiculous
Hmm, and they don't even they don't even give it to you straight
They lie to you what they do they put the prices of the voodoo range on there
And they're like four or five dollars a pop and you know, they're lying you know, they're lying
That's not what it is at the store
Just tell me it's not that at the store and then when you put it on your car and you go to the end
There's a whole list. There's the there's the cart. There's the fees. There's the delivery fee. There's the extra fee
There's the servicing charge. There's the special servicing charge. There's the tip and then there's the total
I don't even know what that shit fucking means. You're talking about you're talking about exactly exactly
Many people in the world probably don't have water or housing, but we really have we're the ones that have it hard
They're faking it
Let's get a W in the chat for that boys. Let's get a W in the chat for that W's in the chat W's in the chat
W's W's
hmmmmm……fakers…fakers.
uhmmm…exactly switch…exactly that's right boy, that's right…that's right…
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pharmacist.
Let'skn CCP
you
I
Will kid David's give me a hundred dollars and said get the damn beer
Thank you, mr. Davis you're a good man
I'm not doing it. It's a ripoff
They tried to scare me of the plane and the statistic games and then my control
Oh, they tried to steal.
I might do it, maybe.
Oh, it missed a bullet, but we're fitting as a boy.
Good man, good man.
It missed a punch, but we're fitting as a boy.
Good man, good man.
It missed a big double, but we're fitting as a boy.
Good man, good man.
Good lefty, dude.
Good lefty.
Thank you, boys.
It's very kind of you, gentlemen.
Now lock it in, boys.
cloaks we have with the tanks before we get him on our team. That way he knows he's the weak link.
That way he knows we are the real carry, the destroyer, the defiler, the mollusher,
I think I have some shots over here at the red building.
Sneak in, you know what I mean.
I can't see shit.
Okay, perfect.
That didn't really help all of us.
Gotcha!
See first and voice.
Stay here, it's right here.
I believe there are hoodlums looking in the halls of this palace.
It's a little quiet.
A little too quiet.
We heard an explosion here, do we not?
I could have swore we did.
So many crackers it it doesn't seem like there was one
We do we hear an explosion here, I could have swore
Go
We're all the people at
You could people beyond that
This is mysterious, spooky even.
Where are the people at?
I'm trying to get warmed up. I tried to just stand here with my cock out.
He shot at us, he shot at us, he shot at us, he shot at us, he shot at us, even a mouse
scurrying around the house.
Get out of here!
She's awfully suspicious, boys.
Awfully suspicious.
I see we make our way to the group tower.
There's no way there's not a hoot in there.
Looking.
Stay close, stay close.
Those were the same birds we learned the first time they came back. I know the birds come back
Follow me boys. You know the trumps in very specialist. You ever seen a rain so quiet
So promiscuous
Shhhh!
Like that!
Tango, Tango, Tango, Tango!
Oh, look!
Oh, Tango's here!
Who's that explosion?
Oh my fucking god, are we serious?
We're getting inside! We're getting inside for a moment!
Well, there goes that plan, there goes that plan.
Alright, we're gonna hang out here for a second while Space Jesus controls the area.
I was hoping we could push that explosion with Space Jesus has rooted for us.
Put this unit to the southeast, you hear that boys, you hear that?
Those are the tangos!
Space Jesus is still pissed?
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're down!
Quickly with Great Haster!
There it is!
Did you see that?
Tango's in this different container.
It's thinking blah blah blah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, hold up. The container store is thinking blah blah blah.
I swear to God, Mrs. Spina, not right now. Fuck off.
Little bit more thin.
Be careful of doing the roughest noise.
That's where that original explosion happened.
Oh, it's what you thought, Mr. Spider?
Holy shit.
Oh, there he is!
George!
Good thing, huh?
Oh!
He's getting away!
Okay!
Ooooooh!
You're my first victim of the day!
Convergence!
Condigen laces, you're my first victim of the day!
Condigen laces!
Uh...
Condigen laces!
All right, time to die.
See you later now, amigo.
They don't need a goo.
The world is starting to have hot boys, we're starting to have- they've hit down the gate!
Oh, Andy's boy.
Uh, well, we'll take this supply just to make the bunker complicated.
That'll do, that'll do.
enough for me. Where are those tangos at the
container storage? They must have heard that! They must have heard the...
Oh! He's over there!
Oh my god! That was perfect! Perfect day to use it, boys! Perfect day to use it!
Take that, Clayton! Take that!
Gotcha!
Go, go, go!
Okay.
Alright, never mind.
Never mind.
What?
We'll let that guy up with a warning.
Give a new Hooterman play.
Rockin'.
Fuck you, sir! Fuck you!
Fuck you. Oh my god
Which is do you see where we shot at was he at the top of continuous towards was at the bottom I
Couldn't tell the truth shot
Which was at the top was at the top top bottom top top
I don't think he was...
Fuckin...
The hell's going on over there?
Oh.
And...
Oh!
Shhh!
I don't foresee this going super great actually.
No matter, we'll get inside quickly, no matter, no matter.
All right, oh my god, oh my god, the sky's falling down.
There's so many here boys, keep your beams open.
You're looking at me shadows.
Mr. Silly, come on out Mr. Silly.
Come on out now, don't make me son of an ass to me,
come on out.
Did he play Twilight?
He went that way!
This guy's a loser!
This guy's good, boys! This is not your average player right here!
Master of the shadows!
Easter silly!
Come on out, Mr. silly! Come on out!
Why is nobody just hiding today?
Is this what all the rage has been looking like ever since Sidney Dark Court is checking this in?
Who's all the Kaplanag?
Mr. Silly?
Fuck you.
There he is!
No, Goodsad.
Fuck you, Goodsad.
You will die here.
Now we got him boys. Now we got him.
Like an...
First we can hide in the van.
Good thing I...
Oh my god!
Jump jump!
Oh!
Take that fool!
Uh, so you sure you don't want to pull out a weapon?
What the hell?
He's stupid!
All right, let's kill him.
All right, time to put him out of his misery, boys.
Sir, come back here, sir, come back here.
All right, I have no idea what this guy had planned.
I have no idea what this guy was up to.
Oh my God!
Gotcha.
Little bit of goop.
Oh, he was dumb and poor.
Damn it!
Is he what the hell is going on this raid, boys?
I mean, just hide it in this stupid and poor.
He's hunting down homeless people.
Oh, there's a Tyrant there!
That guy's sexy and rich, sexy and rich and learned to...
Go, go, go!
We're too versed in building it.
See we have those clickers outside.
Keep it over by us.
Go lucky!
Oh my god!
This way! This way!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, I've got two bastarders.
There's two of them!
Oh my god. Oh my god
They're terrible
No way
We got it we got them
Where the wind is
Eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit eat my poop eat my shit
Die
That's ya!
Too easy, too easy, boys! You see that? You see that right there?
You think Coltsy can do that? Maybe, but we didn't!
Check and mate.
Little bit of goop.
Oh my god, we'll...
Golden stock!
See, how's this guy have a golden stock and a wolf pack and he's coming in on a
freakhead?
Is he faking being dumb and poor?
What about this guy?
Wait, no, they're both dumb and poor!
Oh the hell did this guy get a torrent a two with a gold stock on a free kid
I'm not sure how those dumb poor people got their hands on this but it's ours now boys
That's what that is most. Enville 4. Come on.
Oh, got it. Good eye, boys. Good eye.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
This should work nicely for the mid-track lady.
Is there someone else in this building?
There's so much fucking with Mr. Spinehead!
There's another tank over the building!
You gonna defend?
Oh!
Fuck!
Sir, I just have to check if you're dumb and poor.
That's it, this is a certified dumb and poor inspection point.
I can't believe it, it's you!
Ha ha ha!
Uh, look, there's the Liebherr and Scythe building.
I know, I know what a sight to see!
Oh, it's a pretty big day for both of us, huh?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can just write them down before...
That's okay, that's okay, we all have to start somewhere!
Glad to see you.
I wish you many great riches, Godspeed on all of your vintages!
Thank you, thank you!
I was either a middle-aged lady or a nine-year-old boy.
I'm not certain.
One moment.
Do that.
Right.
See, yeah, she was poor.
She was dumb and poor, unfortunately.
I think we're doing pretty good.
I know we've been just mowing down homeless people at the soup kitchen, but I'd say we're doing pretty good.
Let's maybe kill one or two more than we'll skedaddle.
Mm-hmm.
Follow me, boys.
Poor lady. Well, we're well.
Again, it could just be a young lad. We don't know.
Follow me boys. Oh my god
Oh, they're taking the exit! Go, go, go! There's no time! Wait, he's stupid! Hooray!
But he might not be poor, boys. He might not be poor. That's where it counts. Lock it
Then take this stupid robot bids.
Gotcha.
Oh my God.
What the hell was that?
Did you see that? He was going to- Fuck! Fuck! Did you see that? The little flats of mud across the screen!
Oh, he's already gone. We missed him.
Well, we found, gentlemen. We found.
The hell is that sound?
Oh my God!
Get out of here!
Be gone with you! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Die!
Die! Gotcha!
Which I'm telling you, I don't think the extract could have closed that quickly.
We weren't- when we ever seen it?
I feel like he missed it or something.
Mmm... Is he out of here?
Is this silly? Are you still here?
Is this silly?
Which I'm telling you, we would have checked the map.
Well, I'm telling you boys, we would have seen...
Wrong extract.
No, they are...
Not this extract.
No, there had to have been this extract, because the...
The Rock and Teeth were smoking.
I'm telling you boys, I don't think he extracts, I think he's somewhere out here, scotcher
on the ground looking for pennies.
Sir, sir you're saved, you don't need to hide anymore, you can come out, you're saved.
You're saved, you're saved sir, you're saved, you don't need to hide anymore.
Oh, damnit, I was gonna kill him.
Well, I think he's gone, boys.
I think he's gone.
I don't think he excels at it right there, but I think he's somewhere on the map, crawling
around.
I have no idea.
I'm getting this group and I should get out of here.
I need that too.
Do that.
No good group there.
Oh, there we go.
Little something, something.
Oh, a little something, something.
I'll be on something, something.
Take a peep at this as well.
Poop garbage diarrhea.
Alright.
Let's leave.
What do you want?
Uh, you eat that much ammo?
Come on.
You've only got 25 and 5.
Mm-hmm.
Just in case you see some tallywackers on the way to the extra.
You never know.
You never know!
Could be out there camping.
Checking the meat right next to the extra.
Mm-hmm.
Light ammo.
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh.
Oh, good eye, boys. Good eye.
They think you catch that. That was a test.
That was a test.
You passed the test.
That was that.
See that?
Oh.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Alright, things are looking grim.
Things are looking grim. Would you like to pop this open hide- hide inside for a second?
Oh
Stupid robot pussy
That's how you do that boys. That's how you deal with the clicker like that. You see that boys you see that
Too easy
But he thought he had us in the bag
Try again next time bitch clicker
We got here for a second.
What do we need for the expedition, and we're on page-
Four or five!
Or five
We need
Money
From items I don't remember exactly. I'll see you when we get back
What the hell is going on out there?
He's a guy trying to leave!
Get his ass!
the charge!
Hey, go, go, go!
Hurry!
He's stupid!
I don't speak your language, sir!
It's time to die!
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop boys.
Oh, oh, oh, two fire burgers.
Nothing to write home about, but it's on its work.
I
Didn't the rocker see
To be people's other boys could be your clothes even to the shadows
Might the big wasp you wasp?
I said that's the greatest insulant I've seen.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus. I'm looking around for demons.
I think we actually might be the last ones in here boys. I think we're safe. I think we're good. I think we're good.
Let's...
Excellent rain, boys! Excellent rain!
Not too shabby for a first-match war, do you see that?
Tonight is gonna be good. Tonight is gonna be good.
You can tell based off the first-rate, first impressions of everything.
Tonight should be good rain. Good game.
Tonight should be good games all around, all around.
All night.
My coaxi is fucking up for us.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Pea, you come see me.
Is he ready yet?
Uh...
Hmm...
Let me see.
Is he in the Discord?
Uh...
No, no!
Everybody, I forgot to take my smart pills today
that I bought off Amazon.
Come on.
Hmm...
I forgot to take my smart pills that I bought off Amazon.
I have to go get them.
Okay, we're loaded
Is close you okay? Yeah, he just woke up at 7 p.m. Like a delinquent now. He's eating eggs and bacon
As God intended as God intended though, they're not rhino pills, sir
They are very safe Amazon $20 bills. They make you smarter. They make you think
Better
Fuck yeah.
Now one moment gentlemen, while I start my group, one moment boys, one moment, they're
not working.
Well I haven't taken them down ass!
So bad.
Is that right there?
No, they're not flinstone vitamins, sir.
I don't know the name of them.
Just like the thick, sticky Asian juice I'm drinking three to four times a day, I trust
some random guy on the internet that tells me it's not gonna kill me, and then I double
check it with CheckTVT.
So we're good.
I'm bitty-bitty.
Mm-hmm.
This
Pimp. Oh, can't do that recycle this bad boy
Like it do oh
No, it's not near or nothing. I'm pity. It's it's a real
science
pale
Like with stuff in it
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, it's not at all needless. I'm at the top method. I'm not hot over here
I was thinking about getting more math though. Honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you boys
I am heavily considered refilling my prescription from three years ago. That shit sound fire
Fuck you that shit sounds fire
Imagine how many space dollars we we had on math think about that for a second boys think about that for a second
We would have so many fucking space dollars
Thanks, you're a poop or to the voodoo
or you can build a lights.
We put this over here.
We'll save this for the Miit shark later. You know how cooks like to take the Miit shark
and then with the 100 season shots. We'll save that for later.
Put that over there, put this right there, and then
you have a little bit more medium and a little more
shot than ammo.
Do it the voodoo ranger thing of the method
I'm doing that
You can't stop me
The only explanation. Oh, yeah, let me show you. Let me show you. Yeah, we're on the we're on the last page
It matters. I know that one the last page that matters the page five page five
Survival items mean 46 more thousand provisions we need 98 more thousand and materials we need
240 more thousand or 260 more thousand.
I feel they'll love you, Mr. Pierre, can give you nothing like all that you'd ever
just put a PC in and shake our friends to the best of luck, man.
Thank you, Mr. Subprime.
Thank you, my boy.
You're a good man.
You're a good man, I'm sure you would tell you otherwise.
Don't do math, got it. I'll put the textbooks away. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Thank
you, good show. I'll think about doing some timetables later. I'll put the pencil down.
Don't you worry, I'm not even gonna shop in it. Shopping the pencil is the gateway drug to math.
Everybody knows that. We need a couple more herbals.
Now we ride!
We smoke weed and pee.
No, I don't do any drugs, boys.
I don't do any drugs.
I know it sounds funny because I'm saying that, but I actually don't do any drugs.
We're talking about prescribed adorab from a doctor.
It's just three years old.
I haven't contacted him in three years.
I just thought it'd be fun to do it all the time.
That's how you want to do it.
I am prescribed from a real doctor, not some guy in a hood in an alleyway, pal.
Oh, I just saw how good Hatch was doing.
Probably my hop on the train.
You don't tell my boys? You don't tell my boys?
Get a little space dollars or not, now. You don't tell my boys?
Play with Nick A-30, fuck yeah.
Imagine that guy on math.
she's buff from a hundred to two hundred kids in the private lobby okay
good to go basically put these weight right now we ride
the boopy I get your doctor's name asking for a friend this to stop for
You devious dog, you devious dog, you devious dog, you devious dog, you devious dog!
So I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sure he's a little more lenient than other doctors
because if I recall correctly, I didn't have to really say much for him to just describe
me government-sanctioned methamphetamines.
I don't really remember though, I don't really remember, I'm pretty sure he was a chill doctor.
I'm pretty I if my memory serves he was pretty chill
pretty chill
You play resident evil six. I don't know I'm pretty mom. I'm pretty mom
What does yelling row?
Okay, I'll have the boys in the back. We've been up
May I say, Rhonda, that ass is looking magnificent, ma'am!
That is magnificent ass cheeks you have there, ma'am!
She's my best customer, treat her with respect, gentlemen.
She is a great customer.
She brings all the boys to the yard.
Oh, don't let her hide.
I want you to get my smart pills while I'm alone dead.
Let's RIDE!
followed four pills from Amazon, big enough to be horse suppositories and washed it down
with Miller Lite. Just as God intended. Just as God intended!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, more than that, yeah!
Let me put these away, let me put these away.
Alright, well, I don't know what's going on right now. I feel like we should be in there
now don't look at what we're going that's cheating silly pill Wednesday I'd
none of those start with the same letter
speaks English and it's hard to have a conversation with them. They just say like 14 words that
may or may not be slurs in some country I've never been to and then I kill them. So we're
going to switch it off after this read. Chucky cheese. I love Chucky cheese. I love Chucky
cheese let me tell you let me tell you the amount of pizza and divorce dads in
that place you just you get the whimsical feeling you get that child like
whimsy back you're talking about mm-hmm you could win like a ps5 if you really
Does anybody ever want a PS5? I only get like the Smarties and the Snickers bars.
I never do good enough on the machines to get the PS5.
That's actually one of the things I've always wanted to do.
Hmm, honestly, I might just fucking go do that, actually.
Yeah, actually, I might just go do that, actually.
I can do that. Nothing stopping me from doing it.
You know what? I am! I'm gonna do that! I'm gonna do that one of these Sundays when I'm not streaming!
I'm going to Tucky Cheese and I'm winning a PS5!
Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
Hell yeah, boys!
Who'd you just tell me? Who'd you just tell me? Oh, sorry, I thought this was America!
Thought this was America! Oh, sorry, I thought this was America!
Fuck you! Oh, the Queen's here?
What the Queen's here? Someone's taking it!
Go, go, go!
Oh, Coaxi just texted me that he's ready. We gotta kill these guys and get out quick!
Take that, Klaika!
What do you think she's up there? She's going in.
Welcome in, Coaxi!
Oh
He's
So what actually taking the queen hello, sir. Oh, hello good sir
We mean the boys were just talking we were just talking
We're gonna talk about we're gonna
You know whenever you were a kid you go to suck in cheese
But you could never get enough tickets and you'd only get like candy and like a piece of shit toy
Yeah, we were thinking to go to Chucky Jesus and win the PS5.
My mom never let me go to Chucky Jesus.
I went once and I threw up over everyone.
I think she got embarrassed.
That's okay. That's okay, boss.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
But I hope I help you win.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I'm gonna play the whack-a-mole and you know that big circle one that goes
And has the three green lights on it you have to stop on the thing. Is that one right or no?
Yes, you sure do they I know they rig casinos, but they do they ring chunky cheese to
I think they that's the one that that goes back before it's right and then you have to press a button and it's up
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I don't you think enough dog about the one. That's a huge circle to go
There's a green one at the top a green one on the left and a green one the right you just stop it
Yes, oh my god. I'm about to have my holes enlarged by Declavius as we speak as we speak
Hey, and I have a rocket here on me. All right. I didn't see that. I was preoccupied with mr. Crabbs
Alright, okay. I'm out of fentanyl
okay all right he is straddling me okay all right I'm on fire all right okay
Alright.
On the bombs.
Okay.
I just got spacelaged.
Alright.
Okay, alright then.
How did that happen, then?
How?
They snuck up on me.
They caught me by surprise.
Oh!
The big spider that's the size of a skyscraper?
Snuck up on me?
Yes!
I was talking about winning PS5 and Tucky T's.
Why didn't you just say that?
That's what I was telling ya!
Ah.
There's a man inside the croissant thing over there.
Viva Brasil!
I bet you we can get him to revive us.
Watch this, Coke Seed.
You're watching a master at work, alright pal?
You wanna see motion?
I'll show you motion!
I will show you motion, Coke Seed!
Get dressed.
Show me some of this.
I'm about to see how to risen up.
Alright pal?
First, I'm gonna do your introduction.
Sir! Sir! Ben, you make him feel special.
Why do you look handsome over there, sir? Very sexually appealing!
Ben, you move in for the kill.
Help! Help me, please, God!
Okay, sounds good. We'll do...
Oh
Oh wait, okay, hold up. All right, everybody stop and say it everybody stop and say it everyone stop and say it
Hello good say
Oh, I would very much like some help. Thank you. Good chair. Oh, I'm on the way
Thank you!
I must remain here.
Thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair.
Viva Brazil! Viva Brazil!
It's Viva Brazil!
Viva Brazil!
Thank you, boys! Thank you a thousand times!
We're back!
Hurry!
You see that, Colm? See that right there?
I don't have any idea how high the water went to pay, okay?
Okay!
I need you to check it.
I'm gonna review it.
I need you to check it.
That was good waste!
I'm sorry.
I have 10 minutes to get out.
Is he saying...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I...
I think that's just a mis-translation.
Um...
That's a...
Um...
That's a mis-translation.
Shit, man, you came off on something.
I'm just hanging around.
Don't mind me, boys.
just hanging around yeah it is. No, I don't trust you. Me? I'm very touch worthy. I'm
very touch worthy. I'll just get on out of your hair boys. I don't want to rustle your feathers.
I'm just going to go ahead and go out this way over here. Actually I'm going to go out this way
Actually
Let's go head on out this way boys. Don't mind me. Thank you again gentlemen. Thank you again. I'm good
I love you too, sir
Follow me boys
They're Argentinian. Oh Viva Argentina Viva Argentina
I mean Viva Brazil Viva Brazil
You're going to get me fucking killed.
I follow you because I care.
It's Viva Brasil, Viva Brasil!
Viva Brasil, Brasil Barago.
Follow me boys.
No, I don't.
Oh, go, go, go!
You quickly make great haste.
Okay, okay.
You got a you got a hatch key chief. Oh, that's quite splendid
Thank you good sir God speed on all of your pictures God speed
Excellent lady gentlemen a
See that clothes. He's you that right there motion motion that's motion right there cause you see that right there
Okay, all right. Well, I got quite I got a question
I got a question, man. Did you do anything that read you spawned in you ran towards the queen that's tried taking all their goof
You proceed to get absolutely
As pounded
By the queen and all her friends right in every single one of your holes, then you beg to get res
And then extract it. Did you do anything? I did. What was the point of that?
Yeah, I did. Alright pal, because that's what winners do. Alright, you are watching a master at work. A master at work.
Not only did I survive, but I survived in style.
Running away from Mr. Krabs, Mr. Space Jesus after a quick revive from my compadres inside the croissant.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
You made some friends though fuck yeah, I did that's worth more than goop. That's worth more than goop
You think you're gonna remember those guys?
Well, not their names but like this situation
I didn't catch the names I didn't I didn't go right past the speaking ball around we really introduce ourselves
So I remember the situation
I mean if a guy comes up to me in a week and says hey remember that
We'd raid where there was four of us will be revived inside the croissant. I'd say hell. Yeah, dude. Hell. Yeah, dude
I walk a man, but if he says, you know, I'm not gonna make that joke that one probably wouldn't come up
But if he says some name that he never told me I'm talking about I mean, of course, I'm not gonna recognize
We never introduced ourselves
That's right. That's right
I was gonna say mark by the way. Yeah, I was gonna use mark or or John was the name I was gonna use just if you were wondering
That's right
Mark John Mark Phil Tom was with the names I was gonna use my day
I get it here mr. Glokey come on in come on in
I mean, I'm not a friend.
Friend.
Perhaps one.
What is friend?
Perhaps one is friend.
By the way, I have not died a single.
Wait, baby.
Oh, his name is I gave curl a beast.
That's a beautiful name.
I was gonna guess mark.
Oh, I mean, it's actually the cheap.
Hey, there's another one.
You just remember them all.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Just came to you.
Right there, right there, there they are.
Yes, I was gonna guess Mark and Fred, but Bill, Bill,
Bill as well, but you know that we were close, we were close.
Honestly, good guesses, good guesses.
Good guesses, good guesses.
All right, let's proceed, let's proceed.
We get a little bit more goop before I finch a good share.
Here we go.
Now we ride.
Ain't my mom.
No thank you, sir.
No thank you.
I don't wanna date your fuck mom.
No thank you, sir.
Mmm.
I'm his mom. I'm so sorry. Oh, I meant
Beautiful bit young lady
No, thank you sir, no, thank you sir. Thank you for the offer though. I appreciate that I appreciate that
Thank you sir. That's very kind of you very kind of you
All right, what if you want to go actually what if we start off here?
Does it seem like a good place to start off?
I'm down.
Mm-hmm.
It's an excellent place to start off.
I like this.
I like this spot.
Dylan Dennis just paid me $50 and said,
How old are you alive?
And said, Peter, how many veins does it have?
Well, all righty.
Okay.
All right.
Well, interesting question.
Interesting question. Interesting question for sure. Good question. Good question if I've ever seen one.
Wow, I
Will have to double check on that. So I will have to do more investigation. I appreciate the inquiry into
the
Vainage of
My phallic, but I will have to report back to you after I circle around for further investigation and scientific research
How many drinks is in that
Bill and Dennis I'm assuming
I'm assuming not enough to be naked in the streets, but enough to lose his wife and kids in the divorce court
If I take a guess, I write in the sweet spot right where you want to be
Yo, either way though. Either way. Either way, you can tip the scales either way right there. You're talking about
In his hand, that's what I would say that is where I would leave that statement there. Yeah now the real question
are you fussy
Double it double it
Speaking of which I got to go get another silly juice
I've had to resort to drinking Miller lights cuz I run out of food arrangements to do it nothing
So I'm gonna put them down fast. Yeah, pretty much water
You can do it. Yeah, yeah, basically basically, okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Let's ride!
You pop a fresh 6 millimetre closer.
Okay
Down dude
All right, by the way, I took my smart pills from Amazon a little later today that I usually do so I'm not gonna be
My I'm not gonna be as smart for like two hours. I
Need to get me some of those
Pretty sweet. They're pretty sweet. I want
They're pretty cool. They're pretty cool. I have been watching there has been a lot of cheaters today
I don't know what happened. Maybe
the thing was updated
I don't know there is an update on Tuesday
Maybe they're coming back for the update
No, I was saying maybe there's like a cheat sheet engine update. Oh
I don't know you calling chief. I'm kind of just here for the ride. No, you know what?
I have the teammate that I would have designed.
Okay.
GAAA-GOAAA!
Nice.
You see a boss?
Yeah, right here. One.
I have both.
One's on my side, one's your side.
I got you, Chubbler.
Alright.
Oh, I got so suffered.
Wait, there's three! We're in shields! We're in shields! We're in shields!
Gotcha, ju-ju-ju!
Oh, I got tricked! I got tricked!
I got duped.
I got noob.
Sir! Sir! Sir!
Sir! Sir!
Okay, alright.
No matter! No matter!
No matter!
Mr. Cooksy will wrap him up nice and easy.
Nice and easy, boys.
See these boys.
Well, yeah, well you're gonna die.
You could think it, you could think it.
I set up walls everywhere.
You know I'm telling you I saw them all sprinting towards your door, so I thought I had an excellent
momentary ceasefire for flanking one was waiting behind the wall ready for me to
do such activities yeah I mean it seems that we got into a trio lobby our first
game on it's kind of weird that when before you got here I had nothing but
non-stop winning and surviving raids and then 35 seconds into our first raid
I'm fucking dead
I'm no mathematician, but my mods run the numbers on that one
Mods run the data on that one run the data from the great on that one. I think I just leave I agree
I I I think that even if you win this 1v3, which is very slim
They look like they were dumb and poor
What?
Mm-hmm.
I'm talking about...
Yeah, but like Vinny ones probably.
They're talking about you pick up at the dollar store with the EBT card right before you head
back to the shack.
That's what they're up to in there.
That's what they're up to.
Those are those government assistance while fans.
Green attachment, I said.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
People watch a lot of top-notch.
All respectating.
I thought I had a really good plan!
I saw him sprinting towards it.
The thing!
Of course he's dead.
That's a very nice song.
I'm very nice and all to say, young man, that's very unkind.
You are too agro-bro.
I took three and a half steps inside the room and got my ass blasted.
What else was I supposed to do?
Mr. Colk, she was in trouble.
We had to see him.
He was all sprinting towards her, sprinting to violate her.
We had to do something for the team.
How did you see me through a wall?
What?
It's probably your aura.
If I dig us.
Okay.
Hey, uh...
I think I'm dead.
I think your only chance is to split in there immediately.
Well, I can't put the rocket here on me.
No!
You won't hurt ya!
Okay.
Oh my god, they're on the roof, eh?
Snap hook to the roof.
Well, these guys are actually advanced players.
They were stupid.
Gee, a fake one in there.
They'll throw a bunch of trigonades, and you really want to know.
That guy was expecting that climb.
That guy was expecting the climb up.
What are you guys doing?
Same.
Those guys were actually incredible at the game.
I-
What?
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
Did you see that?
was expecting I smoked up these guys just I'm crazy I smoked up there and then
they expected oh prefire on the hey I saw that and then the other two pushed you
from each side though those guys were insane at the game yeah
it's a little bit of a excellent rain no I don't think those were cheaters at all
I think it's just kind of like like really good players and come on. That was yeah, that was crazy
You do it. They were ready for any event. I'm telling you they had you on lockdown there
You little baby goon
Little baby goon. You guys gonna go live thing?
Mmm, maybe
I'm tea. I don't think there was any
foul play that he was just just straight up good strategy like good strategy good team with good cards
yeah mm-hmm fuck those guys what the hell they're bitches
hmm now some of that repair this like good dude
there we go yeah that was but a mere war that would just account a fluke a fluke
No, it's really time to get down to the big really.
Have a win.
Need some fit now for Mr. Chicken.
Like you do.
Then, that right here,
we'll grab some ammunition for these bad boys.
From Mr. Chicken once again.
And some of this and then some from this kind lady here
Didn't work last round pieces it
Okay, good to go
Actually, we get to where she was judges we're not gonna go
Guys sprinting through the outdoor staircase to so they didn't hit my traps
So I didn't know they were there
That I didn't listen what you said just said
Still in Dennis maybe fifty more dollars and said peanut
I just woke up from a nap with my Dennis LaPour body pillow excited for the stream
He knows how to live he knows how to live
Why do you have a body pillow me?
Oh, but what you doing? How do you? How do you get some warbucks love on stream? I don't know what warbucks is!
Mr. Patrick, my name is my boy, good man, good man!
Thank you my boy, but you really don't have to do that brother, you really do not have to do that. Seriously that is way too massive.
That is way too massive big man, you do not have to do that brother. That is very kind of you my boy. I don't know what warbucks is, but I will personally research it just for you Mr. Patrick.
just for you I'll personally such it take a little peep take a little peep what's
going on
each new game or something new hit game new hit single
uh thank you mr. badger she's my wife it's very kind of you bother
hope you do it's helping me help me do it's found uh
uh
it's a crypto uh no fucking way you just tricked me into saying
A crypto on the stream. Are we serious?
Guys, guys, guys, I didn't know I didn't know I don't endorse it
I don't endorse any cryptos at this moment
Probably happen to be honest. I don't really do that shit. Nothing. It's like a bad idea. Just you know, I'm kind of lazy.
I don't endorse any cryptos. Now let's RIDE!
You ready for a great raid, Mr. Clogsie?
I'm ready for a great raid.
What is that out there?
You see that?
What?
There's things floating.
Space aliens.
You see that?
What is that?
Space aliens.
space aliens I
Got seen this before
You think they're gonna come down and fuck us
Hopefully I don't they don't have any tentacles goop. We can only get so lucky. Oh
I got advice question here dense
Me school says my girlfriend is ready to break up me because I watched your stream while we're on FaceTime
It keeps saying she hates how your voice sounds and thinks I want you too much any advice for a gooper like myself
Leave my back. I'll see you break up with her first
make
Kind of go like this and wave the phone around and then go oh, oh, no
I'm falling and then throw your phone as hard as you can at a brick wall
And then hop back on the street
Yeah, boy
Yeah, if you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask
Space series are gone by the way, we're safe
Yeah, there was someone just spawned there and we did all that
There that be another trios. Oh, gosh, that's okay. I'll give you a piece of it
Let me run run tech right now. Yeah
door right now. Oh good job. Bottom floor. Bottom floor. I just went back to the back
room. Back right room. Back left. Back left. I'm going to go back. I think there's another
team of breach rooms. There's another team of breach rooms that. Like that. One to one
I
Went down went down
They're terrible
Game up there dumb and poor right on me
It's a three man, it's a three man.
Two, two, back the other one.
I'm on fire!
I'm just, I'm just, I'm just.
Get out of here!
Is that guy speaking Chinese?
Do you hear him, Coltsy?
Uh, I do not actually.
What do you say?
Oh, and more tickers at the front, more tickers at the front!
You call you come out come out come out. Oh, man. There's a hundred. There's a thousand of them
You could chief
Holy shit, oh, come on. Come in
Okay, and they just decided to me while they're in the middle of a fight in the front. Okay, perfect
Right, perfect. Perfect things are going great for me. He's going really great
All right, and they're coming to eviscerate my body. All right, okay
Gentlemen gentlemen before you do that dude guys what the actual fuck was that what just happened?
There was literally a
Legion of gentlemen and the largest weapons you could have in the game
Bursting through the front gates like an army seizing a castle and then while we're at it
We've got three sexy fine chiseled gentlemen
penetrating every hole we have on the side of the building.
Is that for real?
Did that just happen?
What the hell was that?
We just killed five people,
then a trio pushed us from the front.
One renduos, by the way.
And then a trio pushed us from the side.
After we killed the other trio.
I know!
Excellently, gentlemen, excellent raid.
All right, I say, you know what?
I think the tech is screwing us with the duos.
Because I think that people are stream sniping the absolute shit
out of us, but they're doing it with trios.
But since we're on a low-pop server,
they're able to get the duos off.
As we go back to no tech, and then we're in duos.
And that way stream snipers can't hit us,
because there's no way stream snipers have only,
or have a friend to do it with, because they have no friends.
I mean, yeah.
Get me in there.
Good thinking, because they can do the fill option,
But Phil always goes up to number three.
Three people total.
I crack through them soon, man.
You're gonna beat me by going in duo.
It's the way they're friends.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Get a little bit of goop.
A little bit of goop.
Mm.
You know what?
I'm going to massive.
Bobcat 4.
I'm getting serious.
I'm getting serious right now.
I'm in.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm getting serious.
No more losing.
No more music for the entire night!
Dude, those guys were so goop too that the first team we killed one had a 10-piece, the other one had a kinetic on his snitcher, like, fuck!
Fuck!
Oh fuck!
Wait, we should have done the bungadore!
Yeah, we should do the bungadore!
That's why we fucked up!
You have to supply for a bungadore?
Do I have to supply for a bungadore?
Of course I do!
I would but I gave all my seeds to the explanation like you told me not to.
Why?
Boopsie Boopsies, sorry about this.
Sorry about this.
My apologies about this.
We get a couple more COV charges.
Here we go.
Couple of these.
Couple of those.
Now we're cooking.
a little bit of that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, we'll get some ammunition
from this kind lady here, we were actually cooking there for a second, did you come on?
Yeah, we killed, I'm not sure if we killed five and then I cracked the full team that
pushed us.
I was shooting at the guys and I wasn't going to shoot at them, I was watching them, but
I was watching the guys in the front.
I should honestly I should have ran into you.
I thought they were gonna push you.
I ran into you and that might be my fault.
Let's ride!
As long as it's not my fault.
That's cool with it.
Yeah, I went outside to first the guys.
Okay, good thing you could begin it.
I could have ran in, that's my fault.
Sorry Peanut.
That's okay, I forgive you Miles.
Everybody makes mistakes in the heat of passion.
Recycle this.
I
Pan is okay. I'm good to go. All right. That's right. Wait wait wait wait. Let me change tech. Let me change tech
Okay, wait now. I'm gonna go
Okay
Oh
Bill and Dan is paving $50 more than peanut can I Wisconsin blow dry you tonight?
I don't even want to go ahead. What that is. I'm gonna go ahead
Oh, let's ride!
Let's ride!
I googled it and I wish I had.
Would you like to know, Mr. Closie?
What did they call it again?
constant blow dry it's when you come on their face and then you dry it with
Fonds
If you were wondering
Follow me crew follow me boys
Yeah, he's one of them or eagles
What happened I don't know what that would have to know where he's finished me no way
He's reviving your body revived. Oh
We don't even have to go
He's doing it. He's doing it. I don't see him. He's up here
They were sitting in the bushes! Why are they shit talking?
Where did Zameego go?
Oh my god, there's another team!
Oh my god, and...
We are alive and blind!
We're gonna live forever!
Where did that trap go?
I only used...
Rags for bandages.
It's just to be a little bit...
Oh!
Did you see him?
Nope.
To the south!
Steve Harvey, boys.
Steve, respect.
What is happening?
Is it your truck again?
Yeah.
No, thank God they gave us like two business days to heal up.
This actually goes pretty good.
Dude, these guys crack you and they just don't push?
I think so maybe maybe maybe they're stupid
I'm peeping peeping peeping peeping
You did not where they were, where they were blast headin'.
I also don't see that first guy either.
Hey, right here. I'll move to the first guy.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Hey, go to the second guy.
Little bit of goo.
What?
There might be a trio again, by the way.
Are you sure?
Who's that?
Could be this guy's teammates.
It could be, yeah, their last amigo.
We have to be getting nonstop trio lobbies.
Should we go to Gloop Tower or should we go hunt them down?
Uh, we should go to Gloop Tower.
Let me pick up this wall.
Okay, so, so, so good.
You bring the bungalow all in surprise?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Perfect.
You can go there with great haste though.
we must go quickly it's most ideal before they crack open the the door hinge
oh there's tangos inside
they're complaining they're complaining it's on the lobby
I
You said wall I just you mean oh
God I do
Take that click. Yeah, one heel piece right side right side and uh
That's
a window
right sides right sides and then one so uh we can get blasted we can blasted we
should go the we should go to the blue stairs and then go down the tube find I
think I think we wait I think they drop in a second okay so you're such a
watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch up top
Oh, no, we're behind me!
Back, coming.
Wait!
You push, you push, you push out!
No, get him!
I'll finish him, I'll finish him.
Take this, fool!
I need this to be on front and then one more in the elevator.
Yeah.
I need to deal.
Do you need to do it?
I'll be alive.
No, I don't know.
I thought we were dead for sure right there.
I doubt a guy in the elevator.
A little bit more fined.
Oh.
This guy was packing.
We should push the guy in the elevator real quick and get him finished before we
let the other team.
I think he got guys ready.
Okay, I'm back here.
Oteeg is in the elevator.
Oteeg was in here neither.
Really?
Alright, let's just go.
Go, go, go, go.
Do that.
I've got so much fentanyl.
And a bomb holy shit
Now be an inside thought is to go see an inside thought don't want those slipping out
Oh
Which is me going to
I think
Wait, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me
Come back, come back
Got him
Good work
Little bit of goo
Care, come here
I
205,000 space on this
We did by the way, that's how they get you fuck the bungalow. We'll do it next time. Yeah, I have all this shit for it. So
Little bit more goop
This is not me, this is not me, this is not you?
No.
Did you loot everyone down here?
I think so.
I think we're good.
No much of what you want to get.
I looted everybody, I looted everybody, we're good.
Except for the guy outside the last day you killed him.
You looted last guy?
I said not looted, hold on, hold on, let me talk to us.
guys are looted either
who we're back and we're back it oh
I'm 222,000
Tickets up right to go to front round the front. Yeah, we just we have we rotate rotate out rotate out rotate out
Like for those steps for steps
This guy this guy we killed earlier. Oh, yeah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Should we go out the ice we got them the hoosies with our sap hooks down
Chasing oh it go go go up. Oh
You just walk with fire in the deck. Oh
Almost perfect for
You've had here. Yeah. Oh
I
Can't go down there, okay, yeah, you gotta recharge
You say I'll be right. I'll be there in just a moment
Hey, dude, I can't I gotta look for the stop hook
Now
We gotta be careful that leapers agonist on someone go go go
We are running directly towards the team. Oh, what a sweet light what a sweet little treat
I've got one trigger date. We'll wait till they're on the hatch and then we'll blow up
Throw up the bomb on the guys
Oh
What the fuck is happening?
Yeah, we're gonna get sent by these guys in second
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, TO THE HAND!
I
The edges heard them they used to come at taking noise that's that right or cash
After you after you
Get in there on a seven-inch range in a minute
Not to Sammy boys
Me and pretty good up there
218,000 space of dollars
You're on TV. We were killing it. We were killing it out there
Oh, yeah, that was good. That was good. Goopin. That was good. Goopin definitely the right time to leave as well
I was thinking we could kill those guys up front. Mm-hmm. No, no, no. Yeah, then the hatch phones would have heard that come on over
Well, there's people when we snapped up dog. They got rolled up on by another team
really yeah oh we we picked the perfect time to leave yep that's why they pay
you the big bucks okay you got that third eye your time boss mm-hmm and bike
and bike and it winks a little a little bit when it's excited yes yes we
get excited that's okay every gets a little excited we paid that put that
right see it like you do
man I got a ton of herbals I'm talking like I got like 24 herbals that round
wait really? yeah it should be massive in the late game
sell these bad boys, resex the space, sell one bobcat miller, did you spend this
holiday, or do you ever suggest something like that to me again, sell these, take a
little space, I'll need them, and these, there we go, we'll get a little bit more
I am old for Mr. Ticken. I did whoo
Here we go
There was his father and son duo on tiktok
That was that was throwing Bobcats off the top of goop tower saying we're gonna keep hurting Bobcats until peanut response
Did you smile?
Yes, of course I did.
I was seeing innocent bobcats getting hurt.
That's fine.
What are you saying?
Something came up in my head.
It picked up a little girl drawing a picture of you.
Yeah, no, I saw that too.
I commented on that as well.
I said it was the most beautiful drawing I've ever seen in my life.
It was very good.
Very good. I'll see you right up there with Picasso. Right there with Picasso, hmm. Hmm. Right there with Picasso
Did you did you did you see the dog?
Yeah, I was mostly thinking I'm like damn. I hope they watch it. I'm you
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It's not really a kid's channel. It's not really a kid's channel
I feel like Dennis is doing it every night, we're talking like someone's sitting in our ass like you.
Yeah, best to watch on mute with some parental supervision I would say.
You're not really a kid from the channel, not a Nik A-30 special, you're dumb up.
Yeah, yeah.
I should be going here.
Bring the Bumper to attack.
No. Wait, any was.
Oh, it's a tiny, but everything's white, good man, good, uh, man!
They had a lot of boys, by the way. I had a lot.
Yeah, I know, I saw that. They set up a rat maze in the front lobby.
And then we used to kill them.
That's what happens when people try to copy the rat maze. They don't know how to harness the power.
Into getting them killed anyways.
Oh
I'm not guys for all the parents out there I'm not telling you what to do it your kid do whatever the fucking want
I'm just saying it's not really a kid channel
Like you're okay. Do what the fuck you want. Okay. Just let you know give you fair warning
But I'm just giving you fair warning
Oh, here you go. Oh
Thank you. Good shirt. Thank you. Good shirt
Wait, we got the perfect one
We actually got God's one oh
Oh, yeah, we always we said the bungalow. Yeah, I said up
This is absolute precision and focus I need the I need the floor me absolute silence
Oh, Jesus!
I'm not shooting, I'm breathing through the focus.
Okay, the pocket door is at maximum power.
Okay, that one?
Which I said before, here as well.
Okay, wait.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I agree.
Okay, all set up.
Where you going? Bird City?
Any more minds? No, 4 is the perfect amount.
Just enough to kill me.
Do you remember like season 1, everyone was using security breach?
Now I never see any security breach open.
I remember season 1, everybody fucking sucked and it was sweet.
That's what I remember. Why are we talking about seasons?
There is no seasons.
There is seasons.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
Tell me.
My apologies. My apologies.
Wait, be, be, be, be.
Come on.
Thank you.
Nobody goes.
We burn frontail.
Just take a shower.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
I got dandalons.
DIMA DIMA!
That was a cool twenty.
You didn't see Pedro.
I know what you thought you saw, but you did not see Pedro.
You saw here.
Fuck you.
I'm concentrating.
Hmmmm...
No you didn't!
No you didn't see Pedro.
No you didn't!
I'm focusing.
You hear anything, Coachy?
No, man, you know it's gonna turn into fucking World War 7, the second one-bullet-kitshot.
We're skipping 3, 4, 5, and 6.
Yeah, yeah, Declavius is gonna come out of the fucking woodworks and absolutely pile-drive
our whole...
Sheesh!
Let's get it started!
Oh no!
No, Declavius!
No!
Don't pound my ass!
No!
Oh my goodness!
no my goodness oh my goodness I'm
braving my ankles with my cheek spread
wide holy crap no I put a little whip
even a fairy on there for you know I
could Dairy Queen Blizzard no please
Oh, the sniper, the sniper!
There goes he!
The sniper!
Oh, he was just putting in the front.
He looked like furries.
Oh, shit!
Wait, one standing on the desk?
Wait, he looks like a...
They're not poor what is an off-spray?
They're running out the front door wait nope they're coming back
They're coming back.
They're still at the front door.
These guys look terrible.
Hey, now, what's that?
That looks...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just got rolled up on it.
Should we kill them?
I think the sniper, I'm not joking, killed one of them.
I just Christ all right sounds good sounds good sounds good it will come back
let's go all right follow me gang let me go further these guys then come back
it's very serious serious serious serious
I cut them bomb bomb bomb
there's four of them
Because you didn't even get shot right there. You're crazy. Yeah, I heard. I
Could have been PB ears, absolutely. That's where it's looking like. Oh another fire.
Score all right back to our longer door
All right to the castle. Yeah
Yeah, I know the guy who...
Our work here is done.
Well, every single PV year we just killed someone else who spawned in, so...
Good, good. Hopefully it's not a bunch of homeless people this time. We actually get some loot from this.
Wait, did you loot those guys? I killed five.
Yeah, I looted three. I got...
Huh.
One God.
Oh.
Not two Sabi.
Not too savvy if you ask me
Now we wait for our next victims
You know I had like five beer. I think I'm a little hungover
Yeah, we were type of be where you drink it well, I had one voodoo ranger then I had it for Mikkel and bulk us oh
See your pussy's hurt today
Okay, that'll happen that'll happen why guys just gonna hashtag folks you get well soon in the chat really good
Let's get a hashtag close you get well
Yeah, that guy's five
Susan crazy Susan Susan get off the table. You're insane
Susan mom said we had to be home by nine
You stupid bitch
How would it go up and lose some processors
Hey Dylan Dennis you can't say that to you you stupid bitch
I don't know how we're in a PvE lobby we still like eat people last right
Yeah.
Beep, oooh, deep-d-d-d-d.
Let's go take a little peek at the front windows.
Yep.
Oh, you do?
What?
Dude, I think...
...they're killing Gleeber.
They're right there!
And they're stupid!
Hurray!
What's already dead?
Nice.
Uh...
Don't worry closey, I've taken out the trash.
I heard it.
Were the winners.
Oh yeah.
Now time for the well deserved booty.
We are genuinely in a BBE lobby right now.
You have now seen two teams of two team up together.
You won before without getting shot.
Then we walk outside and two guys die in the clankers.
This is single bad central on here.
I'm talking these gentlemen just got off the steel factory ship,
hopped on for two games for the night, and that's them right there.
That's them right there.
People wonder why we play different servers.
And there are no thumbs.
With this guy I add.
I'll start right here.
Look at this one.
Get a little bit of goop.
I feel like I'm bullying.
Dude, what are we doing?
And Annville won.
Are we super boopa serious right now?
They're poor!
Look at this one go.
Okay, well I just jumped in front of Mrs. Spina.
I'm about to become the single down here.
I don't know where the first one went. What do we do we there's the first one? Oh
There he is
This guy she has some goop on them. Oh
Oh
This guy actually had some good goop on a total full of the blue choke and a redicates full with a golden stock
How are you taking down? Oh, you're taking damage. We demand
Oh, it's a bit nippish out here.
Bit chilly.
Oh god, some good stuff, guys, some good stuff.
That's a massive group like that, folks.
I'm actually gonna use this. This is nice.
We've got a Renegade 4 with a Golden Stock, team.
It's quite serendipitous.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I kind of feel bad for setting up the bungalow now.
Now it's just gonna be some...
Bad plan with his son on a PS5 to get blown to hell
I'm gonna go downstairs and get a front-row siege
We should we should actually void before they come up and say you're safe
It's really safe on here. We're PVE guys. We love PVE and said was that you?
No one's touched the door just yet. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say what you were reading those guys
I've visibly watched a guy and died to the cold
Where are we at right now where one service of the on right now
guys guys are the single bad playing night other see if you're a single bad
and you are on the game are you on right now are you playing right now
hmm yes we are yes yes leave us alone yes yes yes I see there's an influx
there's an influx. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I apologize in advance. It's putting
us in your game. We will be killing you. I apologize. Oh, wait. What is it? Take off
What's she doing?
What is that?
Where?
Down below, down below.
We're going to run up the stairs.
Let's get down.
Back in.
Now, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Which reason act?
Rear.
Down below, down below.
Get over upstairs.
Watch your jump.
Back in.
Isso
It's a toil.
He just missed a shot on a pop.
Missed another shot on a pop.
Hey!
Hey, not too jammy, good work!
That's what you like to see.
Now as soon as they come up these stairs, reduce them to molecules.
Yes sir!
Do you want to see me tonight?
Oh, should we go take a peek at that?
No, this guy is going to walk up the stairs.
The set-up back of the Velik's shadow round part is gone.
Shoot him like a dog in the street as soon as he comes up these stairs.
Now we wait boys, now we wait.
You gotta be patient.
Hmm.
Come on, buddy.
I saw your little toes down there.
Bill and Dennis pay me $50 more than Peter and Cloak.
See the moment you cross the New Jersey Threshold,
uninvited, your names will become an urban legend.
I'm literally from New Jersey.
I probably have more pull-a-jersey than him.
He left because it's a shithole.
That's where those ten people come from and that one goblin lady you know you from the New Jersey
Was that was that what do Jersey think Jersey so was shot? Oh, no, but yeah, yeah, they're the ten guys with the goblin lady
Yeah, I actually that guy was like a town over for me. Oh, yeah, those are the bars. Yeah, and I would see them
You serious?
Yeah
The snooki girl dude, she would try to steal coins from your pocket
and she looks like straight out of Willy Wonka Chalk of Pastry.
She was just short and orange.
Holy crap.
You put her in a grocery bag and take her home with you.
Where are these people at?
Closet you promised me single dads.
I'm seeing no single dads.
He's looting a pop.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, all right. We've been here longer. I hear him.
Dude, if this guy crouches through this door...
You sure he's down there?
Yeah, I literally saw the pop ag room in that back here.
You want to go down and say hi to him? Come on.
Oh, he was down here.
All right!
He was in here and then he killed that pop.
We could have actually jumped out here.
Do you believe those people shoot to the south?
Mm-hmm.
Follow me, Hank.
Follow me, boys.
How much did she get nothing?
He's gonna die to the cold if he doesn't get inside.
What the hell is he at?
He's going for the extract?
For change?
He should, technically.
Could have went water treatment.
Water treatment?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, water treatment.
You want to take a little peep at water treatment? Absolutely.
I'm saying it like that.
Into Wider Treatment, boys!
Quickly!
There's no time to waste, Mr. Close. You gotta get to Wider Treatment!
Okay.
Follow me, gang.
There's no way Mr. Spider sees us. Are we serious?
We were like a mile away!
Mr. Spider's on us!
Where did these guys go?
Oh, one second.
Gotcha!
We down the chief?
Something's been blown up. Oh, something blew up north-west. This is open.
Which goes to get a peep. Either in here.
Oh, Tango's yet.
Okay, okay.
There's Clankers down here.
They can't be here.
We can hear it Northwest.
Like, where's the edge that?
Oh, my God.
Take that, Clanker!
Die!
I
Got you got you. Okay. Let's continue the people there. No, I mean that's gone in a second. We would hear it
This is all looted in here, man. We are genuinely on a PvE server right now
Where the hell is everyone at? I'm trying to get the blasted
How she let's just reset let's reset. No, no, we forgot to take down the wall. Oh my god
Aaaaaahhh...
hahahaha
I'm hoping it's a killing of mine
There's a 50-50 shot me go over there
There's a dot in the sun going
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Crawl around the ground
looking for Betty
All these doors are open
I'm back to the bunker wall
gentlemen
You have to see what happened
I'm hoping
I'm hoping it was Pops.
I don't think he's on me.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh.
This single, that is a Lose-Head.
Where's he at?
He's at the open door, saw me and then shut the door.
I ran out of ammo, I ran out of ammo!
I got one, I got one!
GG boys god speed god speed
I
Works box blueprint
Better luck next time
Hey look next time boys. That's another life. Let's go check on the bug walls
follow me gentlemen I can't believe that all right we'll see if the bonga wall
has made effective and inside approaching the bonga wall as we speak
And it was the activated ship.
All right, well, okay, well, okay.
Let's see if they're down here dead.
No, they might be up.
Did they go up?
Where'd they go?
Oh, I guess...
Oh, no, that could be up.
maybe the same guys no wait this is open
the door's closed
and it's spamming no
oh we do closey if I kill any more single bad I'm gonna feel like a piece
Let's just see what they got, let's see what they got, let's see what they got.
Let's just take a little peek at what they got.
Oh, he's dead.
I don't know what he's saying, he's saying he's calling to something.
Oh my God!
These single dads got hands!
What the hell? Stop reviving me, Jackass!
Tell me why you're such a fuckin' little bitch that you have to wait for someone to come into a key room just to do something to them?
Like, really?
Can we come in?
You could have came in and said, hey, can we live with you guys instead of coming and start shooting.
You're free to go, sir.
Let's leave.
Good God!
Mission accomplished.
We've done good here today boys. We've done good here today.
Let's leave. Let's leave this wretched place.
We've sucked all the nutrients from it.
You're a no fucking nutrients.
You're funny is that that lady just didn't say anything. I would have revived both of them.
100%
That's what we said we were going in. We're just gonna check what they had.
the plan was to revive him that lady is probably breaking a keep on right that's a reddit post
that's a reddit post get ready for the reddit paragraph on that one follow me crew if she
was being mean. You're a big meanie. You're mean eyes. You see that voice? You're being
Should we wait
Is that one open to
Wait there, we we got this is one closions
Yeah, that guy that guy's keeping the meeting in front
No way he screams to this you say it
Yeah, there's no way
I see you probably a friend that comes are probably like they're over there I
want to stay far away from possible
oh what do you want to do you want to leave well we gotta wait till this one
closes all right
get out of here oh my god my gun just broke die
Yeah, okay. All right. All right jokes over jokes over
Okay jokes over now. All right. All right the exit is closed. All right. I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you
How she's kind of want to wait the exit
All these in this spider will not fuck
Wait, we might not make it by the way we do that we oh, no, there's hatch keys. There's hatch keys
Yeah, you think these guys have ass keys?
Maybe.
Okay, I actually might die up here.
I've got, I've got no fifth at all, and Mr. Spider is looking to violate me.
Okay, okay, well, he might die now.
And we've got Spacey just perfect, perfect.
Okay, alright, things are not gonna look great.
So, okay, sexy, we're not gonna make it, we have to go to the hatch.
We'll make it, we'll make it.
Wait, there's no shot we'd make that.
We got this, we got this easy.
He's got a big, great haste.
All right.
He go, go, go.
Yeah, you can't get out.
Oh my god.
He not.
I'm safe, I'm safe, we're good, we're good.
What should we do still?
Yeah, I mean that should be
Follow me gang. Is there any chances in front of us?
Yes
But we see the extract close at least right yes, okay, okay?
Just want to make sure this noble warrior gets out of the rain
Yeah, we gotta make sure we get out of the rain it will be fine
We got to manage
What
We have to go to the other side.
Oh my god.
I'm a military.
You can't leave that soldier on the battlefield.
Fuck that guy.
Okay, alright.
You don't have time.
Guys, we don't have time.
We don't have time.
There's no we would.
We would.
This is the right thing to do.
I can't believe that's just happening.
Wait, heal. Make sure you heal.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Follow me, gang.
You're actually so bad for that guy.
Careful, space here, come over here, space here, come over here.
Can't you vouch, can't you vouch?
Oh.
We're gonna hit that body cheap.
Yeah, yeah.
So that guy who plays to the wrong atragilent I think died to the leavers.
You hate to see it, you hate to see it.
07 in the chat for that brave warrior gentlemen.
07's in the chat for that brave warrior!
He was a good man, he's a good man he will be messed.
He will be messed, he will be messed.
What the fuck is this thing?
What is this thing?
I'm telling you we were genuinely playing roleplayers out here, we were genuinely roleplayers.
Was that fun? That's what you want to play? That's fun. That's chill. That's chill.
It's not our usual lobbies.
Excellent raise gentlemen, excellent raise.
I
Too saddy a
Quick moment of silence for our fallen brother guys moment of silence for our fallen brother
You'll be missed you will be missed you will live on the house of the holofrabba. I think I lost money
I gotta learn something something nothing to write how about but it's always work
Hmm.
They got that gold stock off that guy that died in the leap.
That's true. Yeah.
True.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, it's right.
I forgot about that guy.
Put that right there.
Recycle that.
Put the two fire burgers away.
Put that away and...
This away and...
That away.
This away
That away then we'll have this bad boy
Little bit of that this it's a more dynamo for mr. Chicken
Those mr. Chicken stop putting out no more
I'm going to have to reach into the space dollar reserves.
I'm ready to open it back.
Here we go.
And a couple of ceiling charges from Mr. Sinead.
Like you do.
Here we go.
Perfect.
All we need left is a new finch at home.
Got it!
But now...
NOW WE RIDE!
Mis-impedant, my boyfriend and I were wondering...
Do you ever take party breaks during streams and do you have a bucket on the en-desk?
I've got a tube hooked up to the underside of my gamer chair that just sucks it out like one of those airplane toilets.
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
Valor's proceed.
We're switching up a bit. We're switching it up.
I can't we see his face I jake I've got 948,986
respectable number a
Cathedra, it's like a cathedra, but it's larger than your home
I really know why they made cathedra so disgusting what has to go down your way man
I think it'd be much better if you just wrap it around it like I'm alone
Oh, let's ride
You
Oh, my previous crew came under heavy fire before they could finish up.
We've got to be on one of these servers.
They're already dead!
I'm gonna take you to jail.
They're already dead!
I'm gonna take you to jail.
Why don't we get to a Travis Scott concert?
Holy shit, we got the VIP dickens!
Oh, they've got nothing.
Let's ride!
All of you boys.
Ah, what day?
Class is green.
Oh, Mr. Body Man, man! Good man, good um, man!
Don't you worry, we'll jam tonight.
I've got some tunes in the chamber.
Don't you worry, big man.
Don't you worry.
I got some twos, I got some twos out.
I've been stuck in a mud.
Well, that could be a net positive.
See, he's kind of fired the father that's picked up all the loot off the other dead
bodies and kill them.
Hmm? Hmm?
So it's so funny, people always get mad that we play on their servers to avoid like cheers and shrink cypress.
Yeah, but that's Q&A and that happens.
Dude, I'm telling you, I know!
So nice to meet you.
Oh.
Careful, speak to you this.
Oh, he's not going to see us.
Oh, Tango's to the north, Tango's to the north.
Look at that voice.
Hmm?
Oh, this is Tommy
I think they do it down in the bunker door down there. Oh say hi to him alrighty then
This is on here.
I think it was close here.
Oh, it's over there.
Should we go for the bunker door?
No, the bunker door is not even open.
I'll be over here.
I'm right.
I just saw a tingle.
I just saw a tingle down there.
That's just great.
They're inside with many's.
Who we going for?
That guy?
Those guys or this guy?
I think we go to that.
Okay, sounds good.
Sounds good.
What the hell is going on over here?
I think we go to that.
Okay, sounds good.
Sounds good.
what the hell is going on over here you bit of thing
whoo
it's a bit of a trick it ain't you gonna be right yeah they're gonna be right
here
I'm gonna pop back all the way first I'm says I'm says
Yeah, I'm dead, aren't you?
One down, one down!
I can't say that to you, God, to your head.
Read, read, read, read, read!
I don't see why I don't see him. Do not push it.
One push it, one push it right here!
So it worked!
Open it, open it, open it, open it, open it, open it.
Ah, no, it came in dead.
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Oh, cracked one?
He's not dead!
single guys are fighting back I got a healer here oh my god I know you again
oh my goodness oh my goodness gentlemen gentlemen hold on now there is no
Oh, these are still at ease.
Dude, this is a completely different team.
God, get away from that close one.
OK, thank you.
OK, so I'm on my way.
Let's get out of here.
Nice shot, nice shot.
Dude, there's another team.
Oh, don't mind me, guys.
I'll make way for you.
Come on in.
OK, I'm not going that way.
That way seems a little dangerous.
We'll go this way.
Did you revive you?
I
Go go go
We have the good guy
Oh
I'll get Peter, hold on, stay there boys!
Back up nice and strong.
Stay there, I'm getting seen outside!
I'm going around, I'm going around!
Oh my god!
Are you guys alive?
We're back!
Are you guys alive?
Let's go!
I'm coming! Stay alive!
Hey, what's up our teammates?
I don't know.
Okay.
Wolf Mask and Blue.
Okay, Furry and Blue got him.
Hey, gang, how you doing?
Oh, wait.
But the enemies have also a Furry.
One died, one died, one died.
Hey, fuck you, fuck you.
We're good.
There's one more.
frity back here no no that's our friend that's our friend oh god you got job okay
little baby goop little baby goop no which one is his body so I can pay
respects right there which one yeah there's so many there's so many yeah
where's his body so I can pay respects there's so many device we got to find
him so we can pay respect me baby baby baby baby oh my god is this him is this
Is this your buddy?
Oh, I'm gonna pay my respects, I'm paying my respects,
oh my god, somebody respects me, I'm paying right now.
All right, okay, he was a fine, oh my god!
Where we came from?
I have no body, fam.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Dracando!
Ah!
Who the hell are these guys?
These keep coming and coming!
This is there should only be one of them
I'm looting for deep in
score
Yeah, guys hold the line hold the line
They can't forget the 50% team need attacks an excellent point sir an excellent point I
See you've been studying up
They're a fine soldier and a valiant warrior.
It's my check coming in mail and waiting.
Yes, of course, of course, of course.
Lawyer of UBANT, it will be in the mail next Tuesday.
A little bit more goop.
I've got a packet. I got a little bit of goop here.
There's so many dead bodies up here, Peanut.
I'm sorry, God, Peanut.
Oh, oh my god, you can't get up here you kill me with your head like up. Oh
Hey, I'm
Just kidding Gigi's concerned Gigi's it was a valiant fight a close one at that I
Was fighting for my me in life. Oh
My goodness
You were lying
Oh, this guy's just a free kid guys, so what about this guy's guys a free kid?
Free kid right here guys
We can't right here guys
Do that guy it
Wait that guy I got away has to be so loaded by the way
That will really at the Travis Scott concert you see in all these dead people
Who the hell is this guy?
Get outta here!
He lives, geeky.
Good job.
Is that a guy that got away?
No, he isn't the guy.
He isn't the guy that saw behind that car when we were fighting.
Oh, my...
He's so great.
I got him back in the car on bail.
We're gooping! We're gooping!
I'm
gonna put my kids through college I'm leaving.
All right gang let's leave.
I'm scheduling.
I'm speeding to both of you.
I wish you nothing but success and riches.
Follow me, crew.
Follow me, gang.
Up we go.
All right.
I got 262,000 space dollars on me right now.
Come on up, Red Shark, come on up.
The water is fine.
I'm not
You know bread shop between you and me you think close. He stole all the good
Yeah, I bet she's got a bobcat absolutely
Well space is gonna be happy about that
Take bridge I take bridge I
There's...
And by my...
I see that, you guys.
Inside quickly, Brent! Inside quickly!
Come on up, Brent! Hurry up, Green East!
You know what to do? We should all drop our most valuable item we found, like...
Flex and stuff.
We should all drop our most valuable item we found to like show off to the class
Godspeed Mr. Breadshot! Godspeed!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Alright, well, you stole my herbals and I stole his herbals, so...
Everything is balanced.
Oh, that's a shame.
Perfect.
Well, he only had two, everybody. Okay, you got the good end of the stick. You got five.
That'll have to do.
to do. If you really think about it though, by the transitive property, Cloaksey stole
from Bed Shots, not us. He's the bad man. He's the evil one. Good. Okay, alrighty then.
He's a little bit of goop. One moment, gang. It's always Cloaksey fault, that's right,
He's a bad man.
Here we go.
There we go.
We're so bad.
You sure I see my able force for the meat truck later?
We know.
We are never to do that again.
It's a good plan.
It works like sometimes and shit.
It has never worked!
It worked at one time!
Yes, it has, it worked at one time,
that one time, that time that we won.
We killed the major.
No, we only bought anvils and four deadlines.
You remember, you remember.
No, I don't, man.
I remember spending millions upon millions
of space dollars just to lose.
Nah, that never happened.
It worked flawlessly.
And you said, right at the end, I remember,
we were going through the hatch,
and you said, Peanut, wow, that plan really worked great.
You're a great team leader.
I never said that.
Yes, you did.
We were at the hatch on the damn battlegrounds.
That's what you said.
I remember.
We remember.
The North remembers.
There we go.
that right there. There'll be a little bit of addition. I should do a little bit of
dynamo for Mr. Chicken. Perfect. Give it more from this kind maybe here.
There we go. Then we ride!
Why is Ploxi not streaming?
He got a nose job recently.
He's a little insecure about it.
He doesn't want his face shown on the cam.
We're very supportive.
Very supportive.
Prepare the Vinninator.
Okay, now we're going to go.
You want me to go see?
Hell yeah, pity you're the best team leader ever!
Alright, let's do it!
Let's ride!
Hmm...
Pea is my birthday off?
Yeah, I'm your neighbor's a-char!
Open is critical in full of magical activities!
Ass and balls!
Interesting point.
interesting. Very interesting. Very interesting. Oh that's alright!
Ready, Mr. Cosy?
Psst!
Cosy!
Psst!
Cosy!
Psst!
Where'd he go?
Where's Kosian?
Here?
Maybe, maybe, speaking of which, boys, cheers, gentlemen!
A little sit for the road before you bark on this journey.
Mm, takin' a shed.
Mm.
One of this was all AI.
But if this was AI, don't you think I'd have a massive set
Don't like this on me, you stupid bitch.
That's the first thing I'd do.
Mm, are you in?
Yeah, we're in.
Oh, we're on spaceport?
Mm-mm.
I got a to vent in a toro.
Well, I got to vent in a bobcat.
I'm gonna figure it out.
And yeah, it's the Majorg.
Is it to make sure you really go to go tower and kiss someone with the supply to kill me
Chuck then kill me Chuck ourselves
Massive man
You I only ate one time a day is it cozy I was thinking about that Ramadan thing you said yesterday
Don't worry only for like an hour. Yeah, yeah, an hour would have to sit mm-hmm. I'm Ramadan and I'm Ramadan and
I'm shit. I'm shit. Yeah, so you're end streaming devour 17 big bats. Oh
Shit, I did eat burgers last night. It's pretty the morning
Shit, I take three eight twice
Never mind never mind
I had a soup and a smoothie today
You're a smoothie today
Hmm, you know, I love smoothies
They got a bunch of fruits and veggies in them. They're healthy for you, but they taste illiterate
It was just yeah, I got everything
It's healthy for me like shit. I
Got a blunder and I make them my own smooth. You don't play there. Yeah. Yeah, dude. This one there
This blender can make soup soup
So do they spin?
I was thinking about getting one of those ninja machines that makes frozen yogurt.
We got that.
Oh yeah.
That would be cool.
There's two dead bodies here.
Where?
I don't know where they went.
I don't know.
They died kind of close.
Wait.
Maybe they went to the patch.
Let's go look for the patch.
Wait.
Where did they went to this hatch?
We did explosions in that...
building over there.
I love it.
They died right here.
It could be underground.
I'm shooting it.
For the top of group tower!
They could be right in front of us.
The people shooting over the top of the tower.
Oh, they have equalizers.
Wait, somebody's hiding.
Let's kill these...
Well, let's kill these fools first and then we'll go to the top of the tower. Yeah. Yeah
Someone's deeper to use this. I think we wait. I think we wait for this team
What the excess open? Gotcha
You take a right from me. Oh my god, I'm already dead. This you want me this one. I'm not even joking. Oh, that's my
My great doogly movely.
Back to us, that one.
Oh, the one right here, the one right here.
Ritweed, Ritweed.
Cover me.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming, coming, coming.
What?
We're back.
He's not dead.
One, two, three, we're both dead, we got to move.
Get your chair.
Can we heal up real quick?
I'll do a flicking from the right.
Oh my god, I'm dead already.
another guy behind us. Perfect. It's a whole other team. It's a whole other team.
Another one right here.
Oh man! No! That was a guy that one shot!
To the hatch!
Oh, he's got a bomb cat.
Oh man, why did that guy do that?
Damn it! That could have been ours!
nice bro wait wait wait wait wait wait kill them yeah yeah kill those guys
yeah fuck those guys yeah kill that guy right there he maybe a racist maybe
possibly the hold on now gentlemen we've got a proposition you're not gonna want
I got too fat to go to this pool.
That's right, that's right, Mr. Peter's defamant streamer and he's still helping.
He needs a magic dream numbers on the back of your mom's credit card quickly, there's no time.
Who are these guys?
These guys are funny. We want this team to win the other team is a little sketchy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Revivalry will help you kill your adversaries
Revivalry will kill him. We'll kill him for you
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Are we being so fucking for you right now? Are we being so fucking for you right now?
He was going for the rebound
What the hell was that?
This TV was where he had to defibulate out and everything!
What the hell? Were they playing good cop bad cop on us or something?
Is that... Count me food. Count me food.
Geez Louise.
What the hell? They were like, we gotta do something.
What?
The one guy was defibulating us and the other guys came over and started blasting.
Maybe he's a racist?
That's probably what it is, he's probably a racist, that's probably what it is.
That guy's a racist, that guy's a racist.
Nothing else explains it, nothing else explains it, that guy's a racist, 100%.
That makes sense.
Yeah, Nick.
Mm-hmm, peanut racist, 1,000%.
I like that, Panetic Toro.
Yeah, I just lost a bombcat with a golden stock, I'm depressed and have AIDS.
I'm bringing in another one!
Yes, I am.
Fuck yeah.
Let's see him do that again.
Bet they can.
Have you been going to stocks?
What do you want?
It feels too organic to me.
NOOOOOO!
That was highly organic.
Highly organic, don't you worry.
You're too organic, Mr. Nellick.
Oh, no, that was all that's a row you needn't worry
Little baby here boss. Oh, I'm sure boss. I'm sure don't you worry. I was all again. I
Trust you. Oh, that's right. Like you could put you could put you trust me put it in me like you put it in
A couple of bombs
I think we need the bungalow again.
Wait, are you sure you don't want to go for the meat truck?
Do we have supplies for the bungalow?
I think I have supplies for the bungalow.
Yeah, I'll check.
I've got a wall.
Oh, good job.
So far, so good.
What?
Okay, I need- Explode, I have two.
Wait, wait, wait, I can cook here.
Hold on.
Yo, I'm cookin', I'm cookin'!
I can make- I can make all four of them, I can make all four of them!
Okay, so can I.
You got two bungalows!
You should be- we bring yours in in your butt, and then we can set it back up after we get the first team.
Okay, I'm in.
We get a couple of steams, we charge them.
Good job.
Good to see you.
I like how either single dads are actually elite Navy SEALs out here.
There's no in-between, absolutely zero in-between, no middle ground.
I died twice immediately without even seeing the person.
Yeah, we also have the people on like, above us, we're still shooting us.
Once we trained perfect, perfect, that's what you like to see.
Well, Stax and Light ammo will put this right here.
See something? Hold on, hold on.
A little bit of fit for Mr. Siler.
I need to put three of my ass.
I'm going to put four in my ass.
It will three kill him.
I don't know. You're the master.
You know this shit.
Three will probably kill him.
You'll probably kill him.
Maybe. 50-50.
You guys just three bombs, kill him or no.
Bobcat.
I mean, I can bring another one,
but it has to be out of my butt.
I got a hatch key in my butt.
Oh, OK, Sasha, yeah, you only bring three.
I bet I bet three will kill him.
I just do four for safety then.
Just in case.
Yeah, four is a lot.
Four is funny.
Yeah, more funny as well.
More funny as well.
God, that's right.
That's the most important part.
Let's ride.
Make sure you take that.
That's it.
Where you go right?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Fixed the ball, okay?
We did not do, but I did.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
I fixed it.
We're good, we're good.
It's at 79.
We're good to go.
YouTube is down.
Maybe in your shit country, but in the United States of America it's back up today!
Let's RIDE!
Ready for a great big cookie?
I
Can tell this is gonna go much better for us. I gotta feel it. I gotta feel it. I got a six sense of these other things
Whisps in the air
How do it
Good luck
It's one so far
This is one of the worst one of the game. It's got five miles of fidget all
That's it
I got I got ten I can share with you. Oh, thank you. You know, perfect good. You make sure it's a used needle
Yep, I want to die
Oh age, but it's extra flavoring is what I always say
Don't be cool. There's an STD. They give you like superpowers instead of just bombs on your shed
What if you have a sex with a hooker in France and then you can fly
I'd go to France right now. Yeah, yeah, bonjour. Bonjour
follow me gang that is so cool and you can just fly around sick that's what I'm
saying
you think that people are gonna develop superpowers one day most likely most
likely they already invented crocodile which makes your skin fall off what's to
say the next one doesn't make you jump really high or run really fast I won't
they're gonna know we're that's what I took you were too quick for them
fast they're gonna be literally right to our left fuck them either fight we
We can look at it in a second.
Just sit down.
Yeah, we're gonna find a good bridge.
You wanna kill the guys?
Ah.
We'll catch up to Mugu-Dalo.
You come on over.
We can sit on the ramp, you wanna sit on the ramp?
I'm not fat.
And then we'll sit at the bungalow.
It exists already.
It's called PCP.
Pcp makes you fly.
Wait, there's superpowers?
They're right to my left, they just saw us, I think.
I might have seen us. They're up there.
Nah! It's too dark down here, he needs us.
Alright.
Now, Pcp doesn't make you fly.
Makes you take his skin off and yell at your neighbors.
Yeah, I think it makes you trip balls.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You can take I don't think you could take PCP here. I think like
Like can you take straight up PCP is that a I don't know I don't know how I
Said that one on this board should
Don't know that's
That's crack that's crap. I'm ethnic crack the same thing
I
Thanks, I think so yeah, I think so yeah, I think so
Yeah, he's a called different name. Why is it two different names then? We've got like a thousand names for weed
through a gondja and
Stanky and devil's lettuce
Mm-hmm, I think green goo actually I I piece of crack is just math. I
Don't know how you take me see me. No
directly above us.
Zaza?
You'll crack with your crack is cocaine.
He's in cocaine meth?
Not confused.
Is crack cocaine?
The same as cocaine?
Did crack cocaine?
Yeah.
No, no, no, two different things.
I think crack is the thing that you heat up in the spoon
Cocaine is a white stuff a snort
No cocaine is the stuff you stored crack is the thing my uncle hunk hops right before he fucks me
You thinking of you thinking of cocaine that's the stuff you do with your nose
And crack okay, yeah, yeah
And you're genius
Thank you, sir. I've been called worse
I think you may shut it yeah to the buckle ball let's ride okay I've heard a
thousand players in here by the way so what do I do left or right left we gotta
get to the bugle wall we're gonna know we're here
You're gonna be directly above us.
Get your mouse, get your mouse.
I'll take first look.
Get it.
Doors are already open.
Clang are dead.
A clue.
See you on the bottom wall.
Put that right there.
And right there.
Right here, this right here.
Okay, Bunga Wars at maximum power.
Now we wait.
Hugs, not-
Let me be be be-
Rugs.
Where?
Well, hugs don't make me feel as good as drugs.
And yeah, it's riddle me that, pal.
Riddle me that.
I never hugged a guy and ended up on a ditch on the side of I-95.
I hugged him and made my nose feel warm and tingling.
That's right, that's right. Why would I do that?
Where do you hear this beep out again?
What? We need this B-pad. So, oh, uh, there's a side door right in front of you.
There's a side door? Yeah, oh, I don't know what, I don't know what.
Yeah, yeah, and I also just saw a guy on Metal Staircase.
That's the opening, see, the front. Oh.
Are you looking through the slip? Yeah. Oh, very good vision.
I
Crack
Be behind the right pillar, he's gonna walk towards us just to them. Okay. Okay. Oh
Make sure you don't show the peak
Let's give it a close.
Nope, there's a painting.
Let's give it a good look.
Hold.
No, she won't see it.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They run in here.
They run in here and they check it every time.
Hold.
You see?
When they sprinting, you wide swing.
You're like, got it!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
They push in.
Guarantee they push in.
I can't whip out my shit, because it'll make too much noise.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
If I whip it out, way too much noise.
Dude, just...
HOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Yeah, please see Krabs behind the pillar.
Fuck, bitch.
HOOORN!
Eee-Dee moment now!
Here he comes!
Wait, no wait wait wait wait. What? What the hell?
He just closed it!
He just put up a wall!
Dude, what?
He chopped us in here!
Okay.
What?
dude what what what's going on here what's going on yeah what is happening
right now I have no way to just close the door and set up a wall
I'm serious how he showed the peak and did you see what he showed the peak what
did he show their peak I have no idea this corner right here he didn't check
there I should be open to something just make a lot more and kill these fools
over here no I mean what what do you mean
dude that was just so weird really I think
we have some way guys you know that
close he thinks that was weird alert the
press get the press on the line
Yeah, okay. Well, you know they're gonna be on the other side ADSing that door, so...
Let's go out this way. Fuck those guys.
That's right. Follow me, gang!
I got one shot, one shot, absolute one, absolute one on the guy rolling.
Right here, he got a pillar, he's got a pillar.
That hell was that?
He got away!
Charge!
temple with the people inside so you got you got a thing he's on the wall
going going I'm going in we go oh you got me thank you thank you thank you
right here right here you spoke in there is a fucking ass probably he's
He's going inside, he's going inside.
You just push it.
Oh, that's a bomb.
Oh, that's another bomb.
I got him, you got him.
Oh, good work.
Oh, come on, come on.
No, no!
That's a team, by the way.
Dude, dude, are we super,
super, for real right now?
Dude, perfect, perfect, that's a team.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet delight, gentlemen.
I'm a lucky boy. I guess I should have just sent it on you when he was one. Please murder those people and put them in the dirt.
I mean, I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I should have just sent you, I think.
Well, honestly, I think you should have waited for these five more minutes.
It was pretty cozy back there.
Yeah, if you would make sure you get the bungalow.
No, I'd add this read.
Madam cook, madam cook, boys.
Hey, jump cork!
Hey, I'm the reader.
You've got that six sins.
These guys, I'm taking their game sins off the charts.
Incredible.
They're playing Fortnite.
There's a technical flaw.
I
Don't know what that guy just said I I have no idea what that guy just said
He said appreciate the loon coming out of the seaboard.
Jesus Christ.
You got a couple contributing members of society over here, gentlemen.
Contributing members of society.
Right here in the flesh.
What a sweet life.
See they snap hooks in the rooftop man.
Oh my goodness.
You got this, you got this Cozy.
I mean dude, I was gonna leave.
I thought they were near.
Of course they did.
Fuck!
You gotta get him, you gotta get him Miss Cozy.
You have to get him.
This is on you
Hand them cook boys let them cook
These guys are good these guys are good clumsy they seem to just know things before they happen
No things they should know
what am i playing hide the screen ok i'm on i'm hiding behind the screen i'm
closing behind the screen behind the screen it's your chance to strike ready
hide the screen three two one cover the screen
now it's right now on hide the screen I'll cover you cover you
Now, quickly now!
I'm hiding behind the screen, I'm hiding behind the screen, quickly now!
I've got you covered, told you they can't see anything!
Now!
Strike now while the screen is hidden!
No, it's a my bill bitch. I'll swipe my myself. I don't need nobody. Oh, no way. Like some joke
Oh
We're done we're done
He's doing it, he's doing it!
Hooray!
Talk as much as you can possibly think!
Let him know, Cosy.
Let him know.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Phew.
Guys saying you rat in me when they literally third-party view, then stream-siped.
You've done God's work today.
You've done God's work today, Cloaksy. W's in the chat for Mr. Cloaksy. W's in the chat for Mr. Cloaksy.
You've done the Lord's work.
They ran away from a 1v2, snap hook to the roof, and were stream-siping.
They were playing Fortnite on the side of the building with a 2v1.
Come on, ratting!
He said he's ratting me!
Well...
Another day, another dollar!
Another day at the office!
Good work, boys. Good work out there, boys.
I'm taking you close. That was impressive. That was incredulous.
I can't believe they said you were ratting!
Yeah, they're like, you ratted me, I was like, troll.
You're being played for on the side of the building, snap hook to the roof, and then
you literally push them on the roof, solo versus two of them.
Rattling, what are you talking about? You insane! You crazy!
I don't really know, I'd have you.
You're the boss of that code, Connecticut British.
Fuck that a big pop up
You know what you know what closey but you can keep my bandages
Oh, yeah, what's that was gonna keep those on just for you just feel on the house
I
Had a hundred percent shame sub right I didn't shut off over no reason
Well, even if they weren't they didn't say you were ratting in one of you two situations again with all those things they said
so
Fair play the way it's all fair and love and what all fair and love and what?
What?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, so those are the guys that set up that wall.
We were at the bungalow.
Get the bungalow.
He's in the bungalow, boys.
We're good.
How come you're always dead?
Dead again, I see.
The hell?
you're always dead. Dead again, I see. The hell? I was doing really good, I was cooking!
There was a stream of snipers!
Don't listen to them peeing, ya fuck those guys!
Fuck you!
Yeah, take a look at this, this is what the single bad scene, why does it probably open this door?
I can't reach the door of the leeper with these guys!
I can't decide on the airtraps what if you just on the wall
But I shoot them
No way
Yeah, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I just leave them just leave them
We'll figure out how to get more.
I do have three in my butt.
That should be enough.
One buck of wall.
My good noodle sausage folks, he earned them.
He earned them on his fine day.
That's a good noodle right there that you're looking at.
A great noodle even.
It's a Christmas dinner.
Honestly, yeah, fuck those guys.
Plus they came around the corner and just instantly thirsted you.
exactly that's what I'm saying the piece of shit
you're good at the big thing I don't need to over there he's hanging around he's
not bothering nobody
because he's a worthy soldier exactly exactly sorry I couldn't say you can't find me
that's okay that's okay I should I should have just instantly if I
instant defib you like if I instant shout out when you saying he's one no no when I
was one week over there I said you know what folks see take it out yeah stay back
there have a little five minutes yes I'll handle these guys that's what that's
what I would like to see I don't think you took enough time come on man you
No that's my fault.
Excellent.
Yeah, that's right.
That's okay.
We're all good.
We can have our help.
I think that's what's most important.
You like reading it as well?
Uh, maybe.
You need a little bit of group ready one moment gang.
Uh, I do.
Oh, yeah, how swell how swell well I had that to me
Yeah, thank you. Good. Sure. I'm carrying your Bobcat before oh good man. You treat me right
Good man. You treat me well
Couple of these couple of these couple of those like it do
Return of this ship around close eat no more dying for the rest of the night
Okay, look at that, look at this, look at that, here we go, perfect, little bit of ammunition
from this kind lady here.
What?
I hope you will need to start out.
Who's like that stuff?
It's you, Pine.
Here we go.
Well, I'm good to go.
So, let's go ride!
I'm switching to the map with us.
We're going somewhere a little crazier.
A little more wild.
Don't bring the Bungalow bombs.
Yes, you want to?
No, do bring the Bungalow bombs.
Do bring the Bungalow bombs.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I have three in my ass and one out.
I have your Bobcat and your Frennigate.
I'm gonna get myself a wall.
Okay, good to see you.
Okay, I have three walls as well.
You don't have any guns good. Hi. Good. Hi, we don't have your watch
Wait now, I'm gonna go
Jack it. I'll be good track. I'll be down
See it. Hmm. I text him earlier
I'm ready, I will be right back, the screen has-
Sounds good, Chief, sounds good, I'll get Mr. Dragon.
Hmm, taxi with his vision twice.
Too many guns, who's still in Dennis?
He's a UFC fighter that lost a looking for her.
Now let's ride!
...
Who drags you to do what you do?
Welcome in!
How are you on this fine day?
There we go, there we go, hello!
Hello, good sir! How are you on this fine day?
I'm doing great, how about yourself?
Quite swell, quite swell.
It might as pounded just a little, but not too much!
I mean, could be worse. Could be worse. Could be worse.
Is uh, is Closie playing wolf? Yeah, Closie's doing pretty good.
He's taking a PS.
We just, oh wait, I don't have any guns. Oh. Oh my god, I have no guns and there's people coming to watch us.
CLOSIE!
Oh my god guys wait wait guys wait guys hold on guys wait guys hold on now
wait a second guys this hello good sir how are you on this fine day
what happened what the fuck oh thank you gentlemen thank you gentlemen thank you
I'll tell you what happened when I went to the pierce when I had no guns!
I had to pee!
I'm sorry!
That's right!
Let's go!
I can use my guns.
Can you see it?
Let's go kill everyone!
Thank you guys!
Thank you a thousand times, gentlemen!
Did you go up?
No, I went up.
Then I came back down when I had no guns.
Are you calling someone?
who's calling somebody
Wait you went up
I went up and then I went back down
Well, I had no guns
And then these two fine gentlemen push-ups without guns while you were prison
Now
By the way, Dr. Kissy by the way
Hi, hi Danny
Oh
Yeah, man, I've seen it get out.
It was.
Okay, I'll send you later.
Did you picture the bottle?
Yeah, I told you to let's go.
Send that to me double time, chief.
We are the three degree sling.
Hang on this fine day.
All the new boys.
Chilling, big chilling.
Bidin' me nice!
Oh!
He take us, take us, take us!
Take it!
He go say good.
We're doing a little flicking on him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm going in!
Okay, alright, I already lost.
I already lost.
They were not where I thought they were gonna be. Holy shit.
Sir, before you kill me, before you kill me-
Dude, don't finish me. Please, God.
God's my- God's my-
Please, God, don't kill me. Please, God!
No, that's folksy over there.
Alright, this is going pretty good.
Hey, how you doing?
Thank you, good sir. I am abstaining from this fight.
I'm abstaining from this fight.
I'm I'm standing from this vibe. I'm I'm standing
Thank you good
You know, I'm, you know, I'm that, oh my God, there's more!
Damn it!
Wait, guys, he's behind the car up here, come on!
Oh my God.
Release me, release me from the South Coast.
See, what the hell is going on?
Why do you guys never play NA server?
It's like, shut up, man!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I've had just about enough.
We're leaving, we're leaving.
Holy shit, who the hell is this guy?
I'm coming to that.
I'm coming to that, I'm coming to that, I'm coming to that.
Can I get a few?
This is Armigo now.
This is our on-brain, we're getting out with this gentleman.
Hey, how you doing, Chief?
You're so sweet.
We'll wait for you at the hatch.
Which hatch? Wait, am I going the wrong way?
Oh, shit.
He's over here follow me good sir
Sorry, of course you with the wrong way of she poops ease I'm a coming. I was just following this guy
Happens to the best of us
Follow me gentlemen. We're leaving the hatch go with him
Which this guy
I
Want you to know peanut. Mm-hmm. I snapped hooked up there and saw eight people
What a sweet treat
Hello, sir. How are you on this fine day?
No, I'm a fake but I could use a
Hey defibrillator if you've got a stay one. Oh
Well, okay, well there goes my last chance of survival
All right, sir, I'm joining your team. I'm gonna be joining your team now
No, if ands and buts no discussion. I'm joining your team and
That's final
I
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir
You'll get them guys get them get those guys
You get those guys all right there. Don't worry. I'm turning around so over here. Don't drop good back
Hey, before you come to me now before you come to me now
I'm leaving
Fuck all these people. Fuck this rain. I'm getting out of here.
They're just friends. You die. Good.
Don't you worry, I'm on the way.
Yeah, but what if we go back and kill everyone?
Maybe her chance to go back
Down down
This is too much you this too much you go back go back
We're getting that goop. We're getting that goop or dying time
My boy
Oh, I'm running out of time as well
Second time is the job follow me boys
follow me gentlemen here we go oh I went
right I'm going in
Time to get serious
Yeah, there is actual a hundred
This is Max goop, but it's right here
Follow me gang
I
Kind of right here three two one take that fool got you. Oh, I'm gonna die
Oh
You got hide
Oh
Yeah good work guys
Look at all look at all of us look at all these look at all these gentlemen
like a stampede
wait there's a
do the hedge boys
do the hedge
there's a team I got a good tower
who is that guy going
hello good day hello good day hold on now wait hold on now
Hold on down there, hold on down there, wait a minute, wait one second, wait, oh.
You're gonna betray me, are you gonna-
Never, no, no, no, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,
never, ever, ever, I will pledge my life to your cause.
These ones coming quickly, quickly, will help you quickly, quickly!
Oh shit.
Man, we always had it.
Hey, guys?
Uh, we'll pledge our lives to your cause, good sir!
Oh!
Okay!
What is going on?
This is the most organic raid I've ever played in my entire life.
But hold on now, sir, hold on now, sir!
Hold on now!
Wait a minute, oh, that's the guy from earlier!
What the hell was that what the hell was that
I
What is he talking about? I killed literally no one
I was being passed around my big girth team gentleman like some cheap hooker for the last 15 minutes
Me kill your friend. I
Didn't do that
Dude, well, that's okay. Can't win them all
and 30 big girthy men fighting under a bridge before.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I actually have seen that before.
You can throw a couple of whoppers
under any bridge in LA and they'll start crawling.
I, dude, that was ridiculous.
Boo!
That was ridiculous, that was ridiculous.
And what would you do?
I genuinely didn't kill anyone.
I genuinely didn't kill a single person.
A single person.
I get in here, Jack.
You're gonna be on meet and see him.
What I want you to do, Chief, is run in front of the enemy bullets as they're coming towards us.
Can you do that, Zodiac?
Okay, perfect.
Good, good.
I'm not seeing all this list, who you at?
Well, I had to talk.
Oh, you are the top, you are.
Come on in.
BigDickBits.com.
Oh, big big big dot com!
I have to poop.
Let's sleep.
I'm gonna poop real quick.
I'll be back.
I've been putting poop like three times in the past hour.
Well, I peed, I peed, and while I was peeing, I'm like, you know, I can really take a shit.
And then from across my house, I hear a peanut screaming my name,
so that I cut my pee in half because you were screaming,
and I sprint to you while I'm puckering my ass,
and I've been sitting here in my chair with my cheeks clenched.
You can't fit anything in there.
It was for a good cause.
They snuck up on us.
It was for a good cause.
Hey Coach, why do you need the game?
You're getting here.
Hey, but did you already go take a shit?
Is he, wait.
Close here?
Put your microphone next to the bowl
Don't want to smell it to my monitor is he still I think I heard him is he still here
No, I think he left. I think he's just said a story in grand
Shitsie Shitsie where you at where'd he go?
a little bit of goo. There we go.
A little bit of that.
I love not being able to see the top half of my screen no matter what.
I took your advice and got a job selling videos and only fans of me are jacking my shit while stream sniping you
You doing the Lord's work God speed said God speed
That's what you like to hear you see that an entrepreneur an entrepreneur
Good work out there
You I genuinely love not be able to see the top of my screen at literally any point while I'm not in the game
It's my favorite. It's my favorite. It's four months after the games release. I'm so happy
I cannot see the top of my screen any time
We're taking another Bobcat. We're taking another Bobcat. No more losses. Here we go. Mm-hmm. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious
Take this one perfect
And then we'll grab one of these bad boys like you do
I'll keep it short. What do you mean?
Show of pleasure.
Blue blab that.
Huh?
Here we go. Perfect.
Blab this, blab that.
Then we ride.
But we did Caucy leave because he wants us to play a game without him?
Should we play a game without him?
How long does it take for Caucy to poo?
Is he a lawn pooper?
We guys, does he mean to watch Caucy as he's a lawn pooper?
I've trained my rectal muscles because I'm a streamer.
I can poop, wipe, and be back in 90 seconds flat.
Easy.
That's impressive.
Yeah.
I don't even have a bidet um
No bidet no bidet no bidet
You need a bidet. No, I promise myself. I promise myself if I ever get a bidet
I'm ripping out the whole toilet getting one of those premium Japanese ones and sing you a little song while you're farting
You're talking about huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it does. You did a good job when you close the lid. That's what I'm getting
You're gonna close the lady closes it for you. Oh, yeah, they do
those are advanced those are advanced
oh let's do let's do one without them let's do one without them we'll go here
that's right we have heated seats too just get a little chilly while you're
pooping mm-hmm and it shoots water at your butt that's nice that's nice mm-hmm
that's nice what if you like it too much oh and then you play bite your lip
come I guess I'm not certain no I don't have one I'll let you know I'll do some
reasons okay 30 minutes potentially 30 30 minutes okay guys okay we do they
come in with built-in dryers too no they don't think that's not possible
there's no way they've got the wet thing and dryers that's not possible
They do only six, they probably do. That's cool. Let's RIDE!
I'm just literally now. You're
good. You're good. You're good.
No way. You just got back at
the game. We're so serious.
Rice too. I think you're thinking
of rice too. No, I'm rice too.
You think it a Bryce?
No, Bryce, too.
Very good for you.
You're saying?
No, no.
No.
No, no.
Little cheese.
Oh, Bryce, too.
Bryce, too.
Very good for you.
Bryce, too.
All right, guys.
Eat your rice, too.
We're going to this game.
Watch the master's away.
Mr. Clugsie, watch the master's away.
I want you to know, last game was probably the worst game
that I've seen.
Well, I forgot to activate the tech, so we're probably gonna see it again here.
And I bought a Bobcat.
Oh, yay!
Perfect.
Drag-Eye said we have about 30 seconds before
30 gentlemen come over the ridge and absolutely fuck ice.
Wee, mm-hmm.
You wanna go through here?
Yeah, I'm down, mm-hmm.
GOOGAAAH!
One of these boys.
Wait, Tingle, Tingle, Tingle!
Hey, front of you!
They're both really hard, they're both really hard!
I got one?
You see the second one?
I'm sliding.
You're not getting him!
He's went down?
I think they're either...
No, hold him all.
Oh, he bombs, bombs, bombs!
You fuck you, fuck you!
Bigfuckin'
Get out of her!
What about the car? What about the car?
What? Absolutely, absolutely, I'm not going to let you know.
I got you!
Do you have any bombs?
No, no bombs, folks.
Okay, okay, okay.
They keep retreating.
What's this?
What's that bitch's?
I'm healed up, I'm healed up.
What you guys do behind the car?
Okay, he's not
It's a one-hands-one nice
Nice, what's my job good it up good it up good it?
No one got one got one nice
Yeah
I was a valiant effort good sir ZZ ZZ's God speed at all of your vintages
God speed
You see that boys, that's how you suck it that's how you suck it. All right, zip it up when you finish there
I like this guy.
Get out of here, Scamp.
Get out of here.
Scram. Scram.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, you silly goose.
I like you.
You did the right thing.
You did the right thing right there.
You done good.
Good job.
Good work to you too Richard Rack.
Oh my god, we should have done that.
We should have killed him and left.
Oh shit, I'm just going down the road.
And yep, okay, alright.
Run!
Get me a seat with it, get me a seat with it.
Go up kid.
Go, go, go!
Get the fuck up.
Oh, I-
Stay back demons!
Yes, yes, I'm a very important mission for you, sir
Very important to my special little guy, you know that my special little man I
Need you to run down that hallway and see it you die
All right. All right. Oh, what the hell?
Who the hell are these guys?
Hello, sir. How are you?
Okay, I'm very confused. Hi. Hey, how you doing? We're still alive. That's what matters.
You've done good work out there today, soldier. Great work.
Thank you! Thank you!
Alright now back to planet A!
I need you to run down that hallway and see if you're not!
Okay, I'm going guys!
You doing great! You got this!
are you dead yet we think they win I don't know we're coming out with you
Perfectly fine guys. Good to hear good to hear. I got your voice. You did the win.
I don't know. Maybe over Yonder? Army brothers come on over Yonder. I'm coming dude.
I'm sure there's still around here somewhere.
Working.
The shadows.
Damn it.
Did they really just shoot us in the leaf?
I think they did.
Oh.
Much of it is.
Because they would have thirtied us when we just fought.
Mm-hmm. That's how I see it. That's how I see it.
To the bunker!
All of you boys.
Oh
Tangos yet boys all clear
Thank you, good job, thank you good job. Let's go to the top of triangle house boys big great. Hey, sir
What is he up there?
Well that's what we got there guys.
Oh true.
Dude doing great!
Oh I'm on fire.
I'm going up.
Oh hello James.
Oh no worries.
Oh excuse me.
Oh.
No worries.
Missing put could have happened to anyone.
Peanut they're up there.
You got this champ!
Get over!
Oh I just killed a friend of mine.
Not my fault he ran in front of the gun.
Not my fault, not my fault he ran in front of the gun.
I'm going in!
Oh shit.
Peanut?
P-nots?
Oh.
Who's that?
Oh, thank you good jam!
Wow.
Got him!
P-nots, what the hell is that?
That is a crazy...
What is happening here?
Get out of there, jam!
Your story doesn't finish here!
As for that guy, it dies.
Gotcha.
More take-ons, more take-ons!
Little baby goo.
Okay, we're good to go.
Get you ready?
Mm-hmm.
We should fight those guys at Skedaddle.
All these Skedaddle.
Okay, we gotta get close here.
Let's...
...leave!
Follow me brothers
Oh my goodness, he's horrible
I'm a little low on any other quaker
Yeah, we're a team we're a team
You're doing God's work say you're doing God's work
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.
It's helping, it's helping.
Oh.
You're alive?
Damn.
Oh, there's something, there's something!
In the building, in the building, guys!
Rick's read!
I got you, I got you.
We're back!
Wee!
I have an idea. What's the idea? What?
Let's go let's go let's go
No, go go
Wipe you know
Those guys meant business those guys were serious players
You a bit of pitch-mall?
After you, after you, getting, getting, getting,
Excellently, gentlemen, excellently.
A quick moment of silence for Mr. Alex.
He was a fine soldier and an even better teammate.
07's in the chat for Mr. Alex.
O7 did the job for Mr. Alex a fine man a fine soldier. He will be remembered in
the halls of Bungala Hedgeforth.
Oh, he's
being
Can't you stop that raid?
At least we have our health.
Okay.
Who might have a good book? It's pretty fresh for you.
Oh, welcome back, good sir.
How you had a fine night?
You see, we were killing it, do you see it?
No, I was in a solo squad.
Did you guys live?
We survived.
We met a guy named Alex.
And he was cool, he was cool.
And then, and everybody we went to was completely organic
and nobody was street-side then.
Why do I feel like that's not true?
It's crazy, it's crazy.
What's the game of the night?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it was really cool.
We should do a quick remind.
There you go, Teeve.
Thanks, sir.
Mm-hmm.
Why do you want to make my birthday up?
Yeah, I'm gonna make my birthday up!
Open a swiptical in full of magic like Timotunes.
I'll be short by two.
One moment, gang.
That right there.
Cycle this.
That right there.
Prepare this bad boy.
I can do.
Put up that.
That right there.
Put this right here.
Then.
Sell this.
And sell that.
Take me to the bottom way. I got you boss. Don't you worry. We're taking it on a max goop adventure
Maximum goop potential
He sacrificed a couple Bobcats for the greater good of the Bobcats
It must be done it has to be done boys instant support another Bobcat
Here we go perfect
a little bit of more light ammo. This kind lady's here.
Okay, alright. Let's ride!
No, it's not heresy! It's not heresy! The components went to another bobcat!
Don't think of it as sacrificing a bobcat. Leave us conjoining the bobcats into two.
More power. More power.
Hmm
The group mother would be greatly displeased oh no
It's it's for a good cause it's for a bobcat cause
I'll pound to the barcats
Hmm. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go let's proceed. We're going right here
Yeah
You drunk kid? No. These bill of lights are doing jack shit.
They're made of 99% water, I guarantee you.
They're doing absolutely nothing. I forgot to activate the tank.
We're fucked. Let's ride!
I
awful
That's right
He was ready for a great raid mm-hmm a family very great raid
He did should I go to sleep for school or keep watching the street you can get what are you gonna eat after stream?
You don't need to sleep
Remember what Roosevelt said?
I guess it.
Learnings for nerds and bitches.
Yeah.
What do you say?
Oh, I'm going to listen.
I said, what are you going to eat after a stream?
Two burgers.
I knew.
Two burgers.
Last night.
You actually eat a burger every day?
Yes.
It's so healthy.
It's good for the soul.
Mm-hmm.
Listen, you can drink your can boots and juice and eat your salads like a bitch.
Alright, pal?
I love that.
I'm gonna live through the fullest.
Burger at 3.30 in the morning.
Oh boy, 3 AM!
I actually went and got it myself last night.
Threw it out into the water bongus, yes sir.
Ordered a Buffalo ranch chicken strip burger,
large fried large coat,
jalapeno wrench on the side,
three spicy ketchup.
As God intended
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Buffalo. Wait a buffalo burger
Buffalo ranch chicken strip burger large fine large coke jalapeno wrench on the side of three spicy ketchup
They're order every time that's my order every time unless I'm door-dassing that I like to keep it simple because there's a lot more
Hands passing in along and some of them might be fucking dumb
So I just want a regular burgers
Your cheap Dave, you know, thanks
Thanks, I appreciate that. I'll give the pussy half a free though. Hey, man
Thank you work for it. Thank you work for it. I'll do whatever
God
It's a fire so right there. You hear that closey. I can't you see me like that
I don't see pretty far down here. Oh
Closey just bit me over a dumpster behind the wind these in my black soil. It's good. Fox me
You hear that?
That's what you'd be nice. You give me the finest water burger in the city
It's like my uncle and he's my buddy.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
Ah, they might be down here.
Could be a sick prank.
We join the military and then go to the airport and pretend to steal valor.
Is that something, is that something?
Would that be a cool YouTube channel?
It's like an ad and then all those, everyone that's like yelling at you and you're just
like wait a minute.
I got something here with that be a huge agenda right there
No, no, no with not
directly
You know
Hey, he went about the people down below
That's a fake fake fake fake fake
Me know you're faking it be there
Fonies
Oh Jesus Christ, a hush took a step.
Where we came from?
One is in.
One shot, one, one, one, one shot, one.
I got him.
I need a flank.
I'll put him on it.
No fuck, I didn't mean to put him on it.
None of these would have hit even if he did peek.
I don't know.
None of these would have hit even if he did.
He touched the tree.
I got you.
What you jumped out you jumped out the window
Hey
We're coming we're coming
I
Okay, that's one last one. Hey, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got it. We got it. Yeah, he's in room back
He's gonna be fit. He's been trading tips. Nice. He's just any deep living days deep in they drop triple deep of us
They're gonna be sending it. We need to go running running running. Oh, we have no go go go go up
Okay, oh, yeah, sir. Just a band-aid it. Oh nice. I say
Yeah
See you up. They just see if you can't even back. He's a
Defendant again on that
Any names?
Oh, there's another team and perfect
What a sweet delight what a sweet delight three big girthy gentlemen came and ran my backside while I was waiting
I'm leaving
this second we gotta wait for our health
dude I downed one a god one one shot while gentlemen gentlemen this goes for
anyone that can hear me I have no moral compass and will join anyone's team
survive me okay all right okay that's
French it's a French name oh by George
Oh, bonjour, baguette.
I say, bonjour, baguette, cigarette.
Oh, jeez.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, I'm, I wear many hats.
I wear many hats.
A jack-off of all trades.
Hmm.
We need a little bit of goop.
One moment, boys.
We're not doing a jam.
I've got a special jam plan.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm not making anymore bombcats I've lost like five already I'm down to like 75
five resources are getting depleted. The dwindling fast. There you go. A little bit of that, a
little bit of this. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. That team can push it. If that team didn't push
That was a team down below, by the way, that was eight fires.
Was that?
Yeah, maybe for Ab.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, we should do, we should do the mind tech.
I think I might.
It was my time.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah
That's right
You know what this calls for a dip
Way goo beef stick
Thank you. Be safe. That's what this call
Well, oh, what?
Way goo beef stick
Wagyu
Wagyu, but that's wagyu sir
There I think it's wagyu. It's wagyu. Okay. Okay. That's all me. Yeah
You disrespect your team leader?
No, it no one happened again, so there
sorry
right
Sorry.
Move it now.
Oh, let's ride on.
I'm sorry.
Oh, let's ride again!
Hey boys hold up, here you get my wagyu b6.
red alert, Radars. We've spotted a
half a stir in your area. A queen of
John, would you want a second here?
Only engage if you've brought your best
gear. Hold on that one. Hold on.
Hold on that one. Okay.
Oh.
Hey.
Shut up.
Get these wager beeps to open.
Shut up.
He's trying to get these Wagerbeam sticks open.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on now.
Okay, guys.
Let's run!
Hurry up!
Let's run!
Oh, wait.
Oh man, it's juicy. It's juicy
We did taken you're taking the Queen I
Not doing this early nobody. I have a tempest we could do it
If we do kill the entire lobby now there is there in harvester and I don't it
I'm good.
I...
You say we should go over there and kill the people taking the Queen?
I downloaded this weird program where I pressed Alt and then pinged someone across the map.
Oh! Whoa!
Is there one for control?
I just entered this DMA card into my computer where I can ping someone across the map too.
Yeah, that's what I got
Well, never mind don't want to run out almost run out
Take back like oh
Oh God
All right, let's see what jumped on the whole
Well, are we going to the triangle house to kill those?
I know because the team down below first oh let's go down this one oh I went
down this one
shit I was getting away gonna be sick oh fuck another one is that you that's me
that's me that's me try give me see you see okay I'll have the tempest so sir
That's a good stuff
Okay, all right. All right. I
Waco beef six eating has presented me
I've been on fire twice
All the game
All of you boys
I'm telling you coach if you haven't had a week before you got tired. They're absolutely defied. They're not like
I hate some James I
Ripped the brand in half so I can't see it, but it's something it's really cool very very good
I'm gonna do one in my pants. Yeah, I'll sit here
I mean a soft that's all
That's tons to find
You lucky dog
Take that like out
Okay, I'm on fire for the third time this raid you've been here for five minutes
Okay, not this time pal not this time bitch not this time. Oh, yeah
I can't catch me off guard for a full time
you see the track where is the triangle house I done told you I done told you the
triangle house you gotta go get them wait we're gonna come down cuz the queen
you don't mind this close you strike now and we strike fast they won't even see
We gotta wait, we gotta wait, we gotta wait for them to, we gotta hear out where the, the, the player.
Oh, God, she gots okay.
You heard him, Jack, we gotta wait for the ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-ju.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It needs-
But now we hold him on the fort.
He just died above us?
Ooh, Great Mori and Mr. Drexon.
Whoa!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
Let's go!
The end of heating up!
Oh!
Oh, a fine choice!
Ooh!
You must wait till the Great Mori and Blossoms another moment sooner.
I
The tempest I want it
And I'm dead immediately
I'm leaving
I'll do a loopy all the other side.
I'll be fucking me.
I'm good, I'm good.
Who the hell is this guy?
I don't see what the hill is, I don't see what the hill is.
Come here, come here.
He's getting away.
I'm going up!
Die, die, die, die, die!
Oh yeah!
I can do it with me.
I'm just kidding, you're conscious.
Oh, get out of here!
Alright, I just lost all my health out of nowhere,
and alright, I figured out where I was from.
I'm not feeling too good about you never freak it
It'll be the healing like the God spot though by the way
There's a team on the hill and then there's a team down the bill and yeah
No one knows that you know you and like never hold the middle you just hold that they clear that and then
yeah it's broken it's calm oh what the hell oh shit yeah jump in
well all right there goes all my heels I have never seen somebody
I'm gonna take so much fucking damage and somehow not shoot anyone.
I shot the down guy outside!
I'm so sick, I'm sick.
Nice.
How you been having fun?
A single living person!
I shot the down guy outside, pal!
Put some respect to my name!
You can fucking be a sick person.
I'm fine.
I think I will.
Think I will have another bite
Dude how is this rocket here so over us man
Right here dead body in that bush right there
Hmm
Yes, they're putting on a push
Coming down the hill right now close to it. He's gonna he's gonna spring up out of laser in a second
Jack, he's gonna be your close life picture. He didn't see you close left
Rocketeer
Right
I took on the music
I'm just thirsting and getting back in
Yep
Oh no one
I'm dead
I'm coming boys I'm coming don't you worry I'm coming
Go go go
There's another team boys crackling
Oh my god
I am
I live they take
One's running
You're good you're good you're good
Oh I keep one
one. Okay wait wait wait wait for the rocket here.
Watch out for the rocket here. Yeah there's a rocket here.
On set be careful. I'm coming go get it.
No no no they're gonna be looking they're gonna be looking.
Oh. Don't you want puppies in the area?
Another team coming for the bell. It's fucking run. Run for your lives.
Keep smoking keep smoking keep smoking. Oh my who the hell is this?
What the hell is happening?
I can't
Uncle
you're always on every
Oh
what you both
people out here this guy here and a full team up on the hill
fucking here is not looking at anyone else except for you guys perfect that's
just the way you like it but the sweet spot okay all right I hate everything
wait you guys oh my god oh my god why my guys don't fucking f*****g f*****g
in and in
okay bro
push you should be dead
I think he died
people are walking
kill him kill him kill him
I'm gonna close the door
take that
bitch
where is he going
oh so you hold tight
I mean people is riding these rocketeers
like I it's still
only people running around under the rocket here and it's
agroed on you guys in the room but i see you're some lucky boys
for some lucky boys i think you can hear me i think a team on top of the hill
rotate it off i'm coming close you know
fuck
hey he's terrible he's terrible i'm coming
nice
F**K OFF!
No team, no team, no team! They're double, they're double low!
Okay, we have a full squad on the other side too.
I see them, I see them, I see them, I see them, I see them right now.
I think they're two.
Kaka, Kaka, what the hell is he saying?
I don't know, I'm going.
ARROR BOSS! Kaka!
Correct, flash, head, reload.
F**K OFF!
You mother f*****g...
I'm going back out.
I haven't seen that guy around here, maybe just a word on the hallway.
A bomb.
I'm going up.
blue shield score we all the people act the killable do we win now this team down
the hell towards the ash. Let's kill him! Oh this one's dumb and poor. I'm gonna ship my
note. Not too shabby. I just don't understand why that was an aggro on you guys so long.
Oh
Take this like a gotcha
We go down to the village and finish them off
No, okay
a little bit more goo. How much ammo do you guys got? I've got 14 plus 139. I have 80.
Alright. I'm the guy I heard in the bush. Somebody just healed to my right. Got the
hill. Coming, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, behind you, behind you. I'm on the
I don't know why my feet are gonna go up.
Okay.
I don't know why my feet are gonna go up.
I'm gonna hit you.
Hit that.
Go on.
Nice, nice, nice.
The other guy was also tagged.
Okay.
I don't know.
Big spouse.
We're back.
Another team down here.
Again.
Can I know the team right here?
Over there.
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
Oh, you're not going anywhere, Mr. Silly. Come back here.
You come back here, Mr. Silly. You're not going anywhere, big man.
You die here.
Take your ass back this barrage of bastards!
You don't need a goop.
There's an Osprey one here. Uh, I have enough ammo to kill the queen.
Want to do it?
What? Absolutely.
Blue shield, maybe?
Ooh, another bomb. Tell me how good it is.
You how what are you using to kill it?
Tempest yeah, how much have you got cuz this guy's got some extra I can't grab it though. That's me
557
That guy that guy that guy right there. They go there
I mean you have a lot now, I think
230 buying ammo
I might need some
Yeah, uh kill the queen drop the life of the rock. You can kill with the side
where
Oh, yeah, so not at the
Over there. Yeah, he died he died to the he died to the bombs
Well, let's get up
I
Get the doughnut in doughnut and then these clickers pisses someone over here. Yeah
The weird house complex
I don't know I wasn't watching maybe the south-east
She's you mr. Rock I'm on a mission
Is that the only one out here? Yeah, he was for get binoculars. Can you have any hombres?
Everybody over here. Oh, yeah, dumb and poor
Got it
Yeah, do I do have two of them two of us
I'm gonna need a little bit
of ammo
Especially because we're gonna be using a lot to kill this rocket here. I'll probably need like 200. I give you 80
I need like 75 probably I can give you 40
I give you 80
I need that's why you like to be better at that you see that
He's fine. That's that's that's what the TV that does for his team
I just need you guys to keep aggro on it from gas station
Which means like as I'm sad like the second I snap up to shoot it. Let's go. There's not good here first
Why is it too bad?
Is he still in the car?
Too far, Mr. Peanut.
It's stupid!
Gotcha!
What an idiot!
Are we taking it from the gas station?
Me and Drac will distract it, then you hop upon it, and then you do your thing.
Do you guys have heavy ammo?
Do you have a bomb to open up and push it?
I
Got bombs if you want to use those I don't think anyone shot again. No
Dr. You have any bombs to open up which I have I can open it. I can expose it. I can that counts
Okay, okay
All right.
Oh!
He's dead.
I should have now.
Take that!
Oh my god, the leg hit me once.
I'm on it.
Don't you worry, we got you covered over here.
Come see.
Oh my god.
Retreat!
Come, come.
Come on, man.
Oh
Take that foul beast take that you do an excellent job. Yeah, can you kill me? Can you kill the
Horn off me?
Got him
He's already have much ammo. Yeah, I might run back to that team and drop some ammo
Hold on down the point
I'll be right back
Excuse me mrs. Queen
We should have a shooting is
late
Make sure it's accurate. I know we're just like let it see you. Okay. Oh
Here we go. I got thrown off. It was on me. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna accept that
Miss
Mm-hmm. Okay, I shoot your flesh
What the what the hell 40 why is it angry at me? I do nothing
Thanks for the update chief enough you see in the house be careful
Whoa
Oh shit
Little bit of goo.
This is going to be very helpful.
Take this bomb.
They're not very helpful either.
Not finding many supplies over here.
I need a medium.
I'm going to go take the triangle house. I want to see where I see it.
Follow me boys
Little bit of goo
That hit me?
Oh there's a memo! Score!
36
Oh, oh, here we go.
You doing great sweetie.
Oh, we're good.
Hey man.
Hey, dude it's actually pretty fucking low.
I
Mean the bow god looking for goop, okay
Let's get a little bit more ammunition for extra fight the day
Yeah, that's good. I'm out
Well, I just got 80 more. That's perfect and 36 more
then 80
more
That's perfect. That's actually really good
Okay, this guy with that on
What die?
That's not hooked it crack and this
Okay, we're good to go stop the ammo jackass
Do you think you're good to get
good thinking boys good thinking thank you boys good I good boys good I got it
do all their shields were broken boys there's no no new shields
sorry for me I just got an anvil four with a ton of ammo like four stags I see
like we're talking to you in a long game
go closey hey what oh oh does that work there's another day guy up here
today he's got even more ammo hey this thing to stop moving bro I can't
I'm me so it keeps moving to the other side when I get under it
here girl oh my god there goes the new
you see lads picked up.
I didn't last very long.
Yeah, never mind.
You got an ammo?
I can give you 37.
Follow me, boys.
Hold on.
Keep for it.
Follow me, boys.
Pickaxe.
I'm going now.
Follow your weapons.
I already did.
You're such a...
Gotcha!
Madame.
I'll take care of this closeie.
Stand back!
How? How?
Stand back up!
Re-enlightened.
YAAAAAAAH!
Uh, can you kill this?
Take that!
Take that, foul beast!
Oh, the lead used to be low.
Take that, foul beast!
I'm putting work up here.
Robin?
You just gotta aggro it, okay?
Yeah!
Hey, how you doing, Chief?
Oh, shit!
I'm running out of bullets.
I'm coming back up!
Goddamn it!
If I had a little bit more ammo...
I got I got I got a sticky Bob. Oh
Well, I thought I was far enough late
Of course, I got some meat, but do you want it? Yeah, it's your ticket. You know, six six six
Right there right there
Yeah
Give her all she's got
I've been reloading.
Should I go up there?
Hey, come on in! The one at five!
Come on in! Come on in!
Oh yeah, Drag, good work!
Hey, we're doing pretty good!
Oh, oh my god
You're a little bit reloading
Take that oh my god, we're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it
I was the one treating you, Jack.
Pretty good, I'm waiting for you.
Pretty good, can't wait to go home and see my wife and kids.
Hey, we're doing a bang-up job here, oh shit.
I'm coming back, Chief, don't do what I'm doing.
Oh
Thanks
No, my suppo child will become down here with you think about for a little bit
Oh my god, I have 60 bullets. I don't know if there's enough to do it. It's so low
Oh, don't you smoke yet?
It's been smoking.
I'm calling you.
It's been smoking.
It's been smoking for a very long time.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I just got 53 more ammo.
Okay, well I'm done.
I'm going in!
Oh shit, oh my god.
Oh my god.
My god guys guys guys
How you doin'?
We have a minute left. Run to that.
Oh shit. Okay.
I'm gonna have to be out of a minute.
Oh shit.
Alright, time to give up.
Alright, let's leave.
If the top was popped off, I think it's dead.
I put 200 posts at the top.
Yeah, we tried our best.
That's what matters most.
Hey, yeah we did.
That thing will be messing with us anytime soon
Well, all right bombs are falling from this guy
I'm gonna bring in 800 boss
Yeah, it was working for a while. Yeah, I'm surprised that thing is still alive. We were doing we were putting in work out there
those
easy way
Not right there, but those away like you do and sell that
Oh, I'll sell a trailblazer
Get a trailblazer. Well, I would have done that dude. I would have done 2000 in the core
I will catch him with a free buff you catch him on the flippity flop. No need to worry boys
a little bit of ammunition, should we get some for Mr. Chicken first?
Okay, I've got a Bantina 4 with a lot of ammo, so this, I want to these.
Yeah, I appreciate your business.
You better bet, there's a couple of these I can do.
This will get 15 times to fight the queen.
She's gonna lose this game.
Okay, I'll get her out of the way.
I've got almost eight stacks of people for the Bettina.
It's a little bit of a nice thing.
That might be overkill.
Might be overkill, yeah.
No, that's just enough.
That's perfect.
We got some of these, my pad.
I got four fire burgers, and-
Four fire burgers?
Come on.
I can bring you some fire burgers.
I've got some.
Shall I bring you some?
No, bring five.
I'm gonna bring you a deadline.
Mm-hm.
Can we get a little easier?
Oh, he sounds good, sounds good.
My boy.
What's the boy?
Well, okay, I can throw a crude at it.
You want that?
NOW WE RIDE!
I've got the Matita and I've got five phone boogers.
Let's wrap this up nicely.
Take extra shit.
No, I wouldn't just pay it off as a pussy we kill.
Save money, it's more economically efficient.
We'll miss the hood and miss the dentist, but we'll find some good man, good man!
Like, what piece of shit, mate?
stupid to challenge 200 shots
it's fine like 200 shots will be way overkill for the queen does it kill like
100 repair the batina no it's already at 89 that'll be fine
we'll see if we cycle five bobcats cozy do you just recycle five bobcats
We're talking about a second. Let's RIDE!
You recycle five buckets?
I know you've been streaming!
That's exactly what someone who just recycled five Bobcatchment's a
There we got it
He's gonna live right now make it with your junk out
I
Need your penis show me and you're cool do it and you're cool. Yes
Dang I'm sitting here but as naked actually so my ships out of it flopper
Oh, yeah, we all leave you fastest proof I've ever heard
Prove it sit me big supermoto
Oh, you can't hear me.
Wait, did I hear that?
Wait, you didn't dig yourself?
Yeah.
You shit.
Oh, shit.
On your chair?
He's been alerted.
Oh, you shit.
You might have that gadget in my chair, so it's like kind of hanging off a bit.
You know what I mean?
Fuck, yeah.
And a candy car.
Living like Larry.
All right, queens right here, boys.
Should we start now?
Um, what do you think?
I haven't heard a single shot.
uh get away from the rocket here then kill the rocket here first and we'll do it
have a wool pack
let's get water
uh all right well
do you want to throw it
how do we just kill the rocket to you
okay i'm shooting it
do we do it
yes cover close
saw
that was half my shot so
you have to hit the direct center now
direct center
got him
I'll do it from the thing again, okay, okay, sounds good. I'm a sample up there now
Yeah, you're not gonna be able to do this
get a hammered!
fuck it!
oh, you think you can shot?
who's that?
oh my god
pussy you gotta wedge yourself inside of me to push it flat
you get thrown off you're not wrong you're not oh oh shit take this fowl beast
it would have been good this is going great how much is one clip of the
924
What that's a lot that's a ton I'm doing 1300 per tempest oh
I never mind site. I did that fucking terrible
I'm already almost out of ammo. I'm gonna save some of this excuse. I see a guy
Yeah
All right, you're on your own coaxie
Mike is pushing a fire
You slay me on fire peanut
You just lit me on fire on the core
God, I'm so sorry. I completely forgot that fire does damage teammates in my mind. It was a bomb
Mission but I'll take that one. That was I mean this is what this is what
This is what this is what this is what this is what
My teammate had got me down to 5% health!
Still is you.
What?
That'll be a certified skill issue right there.
Take that!
Nothing so far went in there.
Yo, I'm kind of gifted!
I used 535 damage!
We won firebugger!
Zach, can you get some leisure too?
Okay.
Oh, I missed.
Did you step on me under the gas station?
Oh my god.
I got...
Are you winning, son?
Why did it just, why did it electrocute, especially as I feel my entire health?
Take that!
you doing great sweetie you're doing it you're doing it son
take that bitch
I got it set off
why is it on?
well that one went over it
all about a fire boogers why is it angered on me?
I'm running south of killo
It's in their heads now boys
I'm out of I'm out of nature coach my voice. It's on you took you that voice we got this
I'm doing my part.
Oh, why?
Shit, shit, shit.
You shoot with the shotgun.
You're doing anything?
If you get on the cork and shoot with the shotgun, it does a lot of damage.
I got one down.
Dude, please!
It keeps going to the opposite side!
Where is this me?!
Oh my god, I'm going to die.
What the hell?
Why didn't I get it?
I'm up!
fucking fucking fucking
I should be pushing, I should be pushing
take that, Foulbeast
I got finally
take that, Creep Ender
oh my god
got myself
little bit of reloading
I'm gonna throw these I'm gonna throw these on because I want to save ammo for uh
Charge me, charge me
I got you both up on the way
I'm going in
Take that
Nice, nice
Oh it's a fire, it's a fire!
Nice, nice
Oh my God! Wait hold up! I saved myself! Oh no I didn't. Alright well, you're on your own, Chief.
And that could've hurt a little bit. Okay, alright, just in case you can stop pushing me around like some
Stop. Nice. Yeah.
I ain't got nothing for you, chief. Yeah, I'll be able to cut off this.
Get ready to talk for third parties.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Because we should hit the entire fucking lobby, probably staring at us right now.
Nah. Did nah, you're talking crazy. You're talking mad.
You hit this guy directly.
Nah, yeah, he is. Are you?
He's talking crazy!
Honestly, I...
Who do I mess?
Are you insane?
We got a white deals.
Do you need white deals?
I got switch ones.
Drop like two.
Well, I got this. You and I will take it.
You take one.
You have one.
It's literally gonna die.
Okay, nice.
Tough foot face.
What is happening?
What?
Come come to papa Peter, come to papa Peter.
I got you.
Don't you worry.
I'll be there.
Take care.
I'll be there.
I'll put you to take care of you.
Double red sweat.
You're just grabbing me.
Second time's a charm. The plan never works out of the first try.
Everybody knows that.
Go get them, Slaresy! Oh shit.
Oh, dang what. I have to wait for my snap on the dickhead.
Oh, handle this.
Stand back!
Stand back.
Yeah!
Oh, I'm stuck in his pussy.
I don't know what's happening. I'm not quite sure what's going on.
Hey, we're safe!
I'm going
I'm going in
I don't know why he's just agguring me the entire time
You guys kill it
Alright nevermind
You guys got dead
Let him handle it
I'm shooting it, I'm shooting it, I'm shooting it
Yeah
I'm shooting it, I'm shooting it, I'm shooting it
Hooray!
one more team get ready for the boy I think I'm stuck in like it'll be the
group
dude man that core that the top part actually takes so many medium shots
they've realized that
little beta group I put that was like 200 shots into the top the batina's dog
butthole yeah I see they tell me just be tempest yeah one I've I haven't found
a gorgeous yet to look at it that means he's like if I was I mean that means he's
out like 10 no I'm sees I'm invited I'm so looking I'm so looking they decrease
the number of course in the legs yeah but I seem to seem like the core was
looted it seems like all these legs I'm hitting are just a drag that you take
all the goop don't drag back for all the shits
Goofy!
We're on to you, pal! Don't play dumb!
How many courses you have? He has five!
Peanut.
Six. Actually, bitch.
Dennis, I found all your courses. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, where's the courage?
Um, it's already gooped. All right, let's leave!
He's sucked all the duchyins from this raid. Time to depart.
I did a corner on top of this. I think we missed that one.
Oh, I'll get it, I'll get it! No, you guys looted this one, Joe. Holy shit. How many, how many courses is this one?
No, no
See, I'm a lot pocket. How many do you have clothes?
We have six nine I have two that's 11
We nine
Wait, how many seven like we how we do we how we got
I've got zero
Maybe one for me to view
make it fair you have it you have to
I have to to too many and a moment
easy
if you you have to I have three that means peanut
two probably has six or seven
Well, there goes my chat for 30 minutes.
Can I get one?
Me? I'm asking you for a coin.
I'll do anything for a coin.
I feel like we're missing a coin.
I only have three at 25.
Oh, really? You got it.
You're not getting a coin. Use my slide.
Let's leave.
I
Know me boy whatever I have for I lied
What holy shit he do?
Yeah, he was lying. I was a line. Who said zero. I
Was stretching the truth?
Mm-hmm. There's a difference. Now. Give me a core. I'm leaking your front of on stream
Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
Oh, got a Hatski, you guys got a Hatski?
I'm a Hatski.
Oh my God.
That was nasty.
Me too.
Back to spade!
Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent rain.
That went pretty good. We didn't get third-party at all.
Usually there's a minimum six to nine big girthy gentlemen waiting for us to finish that.
That was nice. Thank you.
210,000 space harness boys. Dr. Savvy.
Trimming the control center.
You must discuss for you.
Need our accent to read anyway.
I used some of that too.
some of this. I'm almost back up to a million speckle news. You got a million? No, almost, almost.
How? We were at one point. You're talking to the LeBron James of awkwardest pal. Don't you how me?
Yeah, 3000 like a week ago.
You're welcome. How long ago?
good good yes but I have gotten much dollars since then since that time
period I don't know how long ago you said that I had less dollars about a week
go oh shit wrong button oh fuck I wasn't looking outside I did outside I did
wrong button wrong button sorry wrong button wrong button my bad who's your
booties miss him but miss him but my apologies my apologies my apologies I'm
I'm putting this Poop Matina away. You know I'm just selling these. These are garbage.
You're so bad. They're so bad. These are the worst. These are actually the worst.
Fucking bad. What does more? A full... Wait, you know how the Tempest has 37 shots?
Yeah. How much does 22 shots out of the Venator do to the... Make shots pushy?
Uh, it's the same... Literally the same thing as a Tempest because it shoots two bullets.
We should wait. 22 shots is the same as 37 shots out of Tempest?
Yeah, it's still that... Well, it's a little less. A full round of a Tempest,
37 does like thirteen hundred
Venn does like twelve hundred you probably better to use a band then if you haul up if you all hopped on
They were vins. I mean we can kill it super fast
Yeah, you have really fast
Yeah, let's do that. The bed the best is killed though
With a horrent a no on tim is way better
Wait, this is 2700 damage with a total clip. Well, yeah, that's a total clip
Yeah, Toros are good. Volcanoes are really good for it too.
Well, see, I told you, but if you're thinking about the economic efficiency of other stacks of ammo and 80 bullets,
the Venenator would be the supreme leader of those weapons.
Because the Tarenta uses too much ammo, the Tempest uses too much ammo,
and the Volcano, you can only stack to 20 shots per stack.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I mean, you're wrong.
You have to think about it economically.
Think about it.
I should we go in there with Vinninators and I'll hop on it at the same time.
We can't all hop on it at the same time, he's gonna throw us off.
Wait two of us and then the other guy can sit in the cup chair.
I call the chair, I call the chair.
Oh you lucky dog, you lucky dog.
A little bit of goop, one moment.
Here we go.
I just realized it just hit me that you were talking to space support it's not
straightforward I would get a little bit of goop that that this then we'll grab
some of this oh mr. chicken ain't putting out
400 is enough for the Vinodator?
Squidward! Good!
I mean, I have 800.
I mean, I don't do 400 with the Vinodator.
That's right.
It really gets way too slow.
And then you got the reload thing. It reloads one at a time.
But the rattler...
Repair the bin?
I want to get in there and break while I'm pushing it.
Cycle this one, that right there, wait, now we're gonna go.
Are you ready to ride?
Mm-mm.
Oh, Mr. Payne, what's this one good man, good man?
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my man.
Vin is gonna break in two clips, too.
It's got like 107 now.
Repairing it. Yeah, I got a honey mustard. Hmm. I don't really get it. I
Think it's kind of I
Wait, there's a place is selling honey mustard is probably selling better sauce than that anyways
Yeah, no
You're not gonna go to a place. It's just selling honey mustard. Yeah, you got sweet and sour sauce
You got barbecue sauce. You got ranch jalapeno ranch get the whole assortment
Not choosing honey mustard on that
What I'm saying for like a pretzel, like if you have a soft pretzel, you can pretzel.
Oh, ranchies.
Electr-ride!
DRIVE!
That's right, the refresh you made boys, we'll have that last spawn like last time.
We'll have a look at that last one, that's so good.
No, it's perfect
Probably have to kill a couple whoo again before we start the queen
Yeah, I see pie cheese with the press would be better
Yellow mustard, so he's just he just doesn't like cheese because you're one of those weirdos
Cheese yellow
I don't even think he gets the shit. I think he just it's like against his religion or something cheese
I just physically die you know, there's a pill for that right?
Is it a pill to like cheese?
No, there's a pill that makes you say you don't die. Yeah
Yeah, I mean you live forever
Yeah, I don't know. Holy shit. I
Don't trust it. You know taking a pill they need. I just want to eat it, you know
Yeah, I don't know about that. I'd rather take a pill
Cheese is not something I'm passin' up on.
I don't like it.
I look at cheese and I'm just like, eh, you know, the only cheese?
I eat plenty of stuff that make me piss out my ass.
Use me to push me about it.
Oh, cheese isn't even that good.
Yes, it is.
It's a fresh tomato.
It's a cheese.
You know this guy gets pizza without cheese on it?
What kind of life is that?
I'd rather die than eat so.
Or be in jail.
Or die.
I don't have much is where's that
cheese
Not so well
Wait, what we watch real is six out cheese at them
Yeah, no, I'm so that's the only that's the only cheese that I enjoy a little
Tomatoes and
Right
Okay, what I always have
Like you like I don't know he's in fucking no those are
Yeah, that's where it's at. Oh awesome. He said he said doesn't need cheese
You're just eating a fucking croon at that point you know
No, you can eat listen
You can load up you can load up a pizza with so many time like if you load up a piece of toppings
You don't taste the cheese anyway, you know load up my glock 19 if you eat another piece without cheese
It beats that, doesn't mean she's...
Oh they're taking the queen!
No they're not.
Yeah they are.
I'll tell them about it in the game by the way, I'll tell them about it in the game.
We should wait, we should wait.
Block 19 in the game!
It all greatest in sin.
Hey guys, do we have time?
We wait, we wait, we wait, we wait, we wait for them to third party.
Let's get freaky.
Wait, come back a little bit.
Holy shit, perfect!
Right there, right there, down!
That was incredible!
Close to you, what are we doing?
Perseverance! Right there, right there, down!
Watching a master at work!
You've lost your wall privileges.
Oh, he's got another wall.
Ha!
Come on!
Right there, down, right there, down!
He's tenderizing the ground!
How am I getting launched out?
Folks, you want the actual fuck we doing?
Trust me.
Okay, perfect.
Now we wait.
The
give me the power and even the warehouse right behind it get in here
I'm just kidding
wall
alright let me place the wall let me place the wall
I will I will won't do it
I need one of you guys to get outside though
and then I go in right there I will I have to be in the back
Okay, all right, so what have you guys to say? All right, there you go. Hey
Perfect was that so hard
Good job good now we did
Whatever we were trying to do
Okay, okay, there's a team behind us in this warehouse, right? They're gonna run past us
They're gonna fight the team in power then it's like a Trojan horse, right?
Okay
And then when they're fighting with this man, oh, and then we fuck them
When we do that we do all that
I've got to listen. I'm not gonna lie to you brother. I'm over time
Fucking kidding me man
All right, so the guy in the warehouse over there made boss angry back. We made boss angry
Okay, so they know warehouse behind us right over there
team right
You think when they see this container with two walls on each side, they're gonna get suspicious
How are they gonna shoot in here?
they're gonna first break the wall and then obliterate us is what I would say
they were steps of action we didn't break the other wall holy crap genius
they're over there they're gonna hear everything no it's a racoon oh I wear
to the close he feels included I'm a furry I hate you that's fake it's fake
that's in two Jupiters oh I'm a teacher that fake it's right up by the Queen
how do you feel we gotta go good time for a piss yeah the Jupiter team is
and streaming the queen
We take it a group this
Okay, all right. All right. Oh, you guys watch me. Don't let me bad happen
I'm right back
Hi
chat I have five fire burgers
five
your life is in my hands right now
your life is in my hands
all those times
Peanut made fun of me. I'm back. Did I win? Oh, hey man, why is why are they seeing do it?
Shit, I don't know
the
I've been a night voice one second
Yeah, that's super team it isn't shooting it
Let's go take the Jupiter's from them and then shoot it
Okay, there is a team inside
Yeah, they're in here
Inside harbors, sir
Oh, that team behind us right here. Let's kill him
Come on drag we don't eat coxie
We'll do with these roofing in yourself. You want you want to go fight the other team first? We're gonna fight this team
It's like he said just like you said pot
They probably put a spritz it over you hear the passion
It gets better. I mean, did you get by the bastion? Yeah.
Let's watch on track. You're facing advanced morons here.
It could do anything. Keep it on the side.
Yeah. Where is it?
I don't know. I don't know.
Probably it was towards the back side of it.
What the hell?
Hmm
There's coaxing going
As you guys as if they're this far away. We just go kill it the timbers team or that the team the Jupiter Jupiter team
Hey, we just kill this team
You're like 400 meters away from the Jupiter team this which is I this way we're just digging around
Get back here scallywag
We're going for the Jupiter team. Why is the Jupiter team shooting the queen?
I don't know. We'll go over there and ask him. Okay. Follow me boy.
Yeah
You see that track trying to desert us he's a deserter a traitor
Yeah, you should see what he was planning when you were gone by the way, who's you planted when I told him not to fuck me
Do you know worse?
What?
I didn't do it. You do that thing with his piggy like he does you say do it
Yeah, I think you just went through the wall.
No.
Did you see that?
There they are!
What the fuck?
Wait, he's gonna shoot at us.
Charge!
Push, push, push, second floor.
Go, go, go!
Oh, God.
I'm going in!
I'm going!
Alright, I give up.
Honestly, honestly, for you, for you.
It's most good, it's most good.
Oh, fuck him, fuck him.
That was A Z.
Nice.
Put that needle on my butt.
On it.
I see him.
He did not get it.
You, you, you are...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Take that fool, take that!
Little bit of goo.
Goo.
Ho ho ho!
All is broken.
Oh, no way!
He did not get it.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna get him.
No way
He was soloing it the broken Jupiter
Well, we got the ammo for the venerated stuff we can still take it
Yeah, just kill the gentleman inside the cruise out and then we'll take the main shot
He's swimming peanut. No
He's screaming Pino now, that's probably just coincidence. He's probably like
This is all organic. He's not watching the stream. It's my chance
Okay
Oh my god, oh my god.
Alright, alright.
Boys, boys, boys, I'm gonna die.
Why are you gonna die?
Oh, what the hell?
Okay, alright.
I'm being stepped on inside the building.
What's that over there?
Oh, look at that!
What's that over there?
Look behind you quickly!
Look behind you quick!
Hello?
That wasn't even me.
I didn't kill him.
What do we do with the boys?
What do we do?
Oh my god.
Run!
What?
Oh my god.
I
Go go go. Why don't understand that you idiots are just standing there and that she's looking at me
I'm gonna get stepped on. Oh, well. Oh, okay
Jack so why if I hang around here for me to do yeah, you guys are so I'm getting off more little busy
We're killing right now
I'll handle this click out
Oh, yeah, she's mad at me. Well, I must have the top off
Take that foul beast
We're doing it we're doing it
I
You want to tip this I love doing
Bidding a guy I didn't have a guy with this in like four days. Oh
My god
She
Okay, you stand John. She can't shoot you off. Okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna look over here
We were getting shot. We're getting shot
On it, on it, he's on it, on it, on it, on it, he climbed up.
Wait, what?
The hell?
Oh!
Wait, what?
The guy just killed us all?
No, the kid killed me, too.
To the hatch!
Wait, this guy snapped Pogonas.
To the hatch!
Oh, hello, good sir.
Hold on now, sir.
Wait one moment.
I have a proposition that you're gonna want to hear.
If you revive me and my cronies here,
I'll let all of you laugh.
Hey, hold my foot.
I'll teach you to reach your deal.
I think we know you guys.
His name is Trooper Trooper.
He is on my front six.
We need to shut what other people do.
Give us quick, quick, quick, leave.
Yes!
Whee!
We're gonna live forever!
I
Mean we gotta kill that team on the on the ridge
Which we are kill the team on the ridge on the on the tower
Let's kill them. You guys have extra armor. Hmm. Oh wait. I should see we told you I got you got you here
You go. It's five
You both
Where were they think I don't want to know I'm doing the left and take on them
Oh my god, I do have an extra armor, but I need it. Oh my god. Oh my god
I don't know I
Hopefully she shoots one of you guys
Fuck yeah
All right, follow me boys. I
Have to play in the tower
Yes
Are you sure wasn't that machine yes, no, no, no, no, I'm certain I'm sure we were all good side. Oh, they're on this
They're on the store to see do see
I'm honestly kind of down to signal on
That's we're put into a boat out of you feel it on the room
Boys
What ignore them
To business yeah, you do a Jeep
I thought they were taking around
I'm going in!
Oh God.
Take that you foul beast!
You're dead!
Hey, did I?
Yeah you did.
Oh shit.
Huh?
Okay.
Alright you dead.
You gotta be careful.
All right, you dead.
You gotta be careful you do.
Thanks, chief.
Don't just hangin' around.
Get out!
But sorry, boss, sorry, boss.
Stop screwin' around!
Outta boss, don't you worry.
Lock it in, boys!
Oh.
What's it doin' now? What's it doin' now?
Oh my gosh, she's hitting the sink, leg.
I'm...
COMING IN!
Oh
Damn it
Keep throwing me off. Oh, I want to step hook somebody hang around for a second
Just relax for a moment
Hey guys, how you doing?
Still on me nothing just hanging around
Close something around. Oh my god
I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in you to me to
George I mean I mean I mean oh
My god, my stephook is still not charged it. Oh shit
I'm going in
Oh, oh
Coming in
All right, I'm gonna like to do you're on your own team
I did my part. Yeah, you do it
Good to hear good to hear
I'll be back then just a bullet boys. Don't you worry. Don't you worry?
I wrote on me. I don't know why I'm coming up. Oh never mind
Okay, I'll be up there to see guys. That's all you boys. You got that. That's all you guys got this
Chillax
I have absolutely nothing.
Drive this bus! Drive this bus!
I'm coming to you!
Do not come! Do not come!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Lock in!
I'm going in!
Charge!
She's smoking! She's smoking!
Good thing, uh...
I'm up! I'm up!
I don't know if all of us should be up here at the same time, but...
No, no, they haven't...
All right, and...
All right.
Well, I've done all I can do.
She's on fire!
Ooh, better have it, better have it!
Okay, jam yourself in the...
I'm coming up boys make way
We did it
I
Don't think so fuck you sir you touch my queen cause I'll rip off your body parts
But I put five inches of penis in the end you take my coins
I
Think the core had nothing my life what that's weird. Oh, we saw
Yeah, me neither I
Didn't get any guys what the hell was all the course and you know, where's all the course out what the hell
What the hell was all the course at that time saying?
No, I only have to they actually took our boys
I have two cars you stole them all your goop thieves
Hi everybody, let's all put our course in the middle and count them
I
There's still legs up here like look it's like
Course they took our
I
Have oh that's a nifty Bob. You got
And like first I know I live a lot of legs, but we're gonna say something happened that Bobcat
I have three I would trade you one major cork for that Bobcat
I think oh
I'm gonna kill every single one of you give me that Bobcat at once!
Everybody slow down, everybody slow down!
Hold your horses!
you saw nothing. You know what
this. Oh, everybody. Chill out.
Everybody's slow down. It seems
to be missing cores here. Cores
that belong to people but other
people have. Wait. Where is the
I only have one more how much
course you guys have
you have five now
but how many you have
uh two
he took our cores
I'm telling you boys I'll tear their goop leaves
he took all our cores
I have five
I have four
you have five
do you need a core
do you want us to core
You want to go one I would love a core
You watch it with this you want some of this big boy watch a minute. I know you took my course I
Know you took my course you goop. David. Oh, yeah, we have two minutes
Fuck you
You want some it you want some it let me have it you should first you too first
I should I give up
Well hold on that's it hold on that's it
Are you one battle
Lucky I let y'all with a warning push man
We'll be fine.
Two minutes left.
What was that?
About a few years.
All of you boys.
I'm sorry, but this part is my bad boys my bad guys
Could have happened anybody could have happened anybody
Have to go hash you say yeah, we have them
You're asking yeah, okay good
You look heavy as shit.
Oh, well that's very unkind, sir.
I've been working on my physique, eating salads, even had a sandwich the other day.
Wait!
I'm just trying to be kind to everyone.
He's not eating salads, he's not eating salads.
Yes, I am! Yes, I am! I had a salad two weeks ago.
He's eating burgers and calling them salads, he's lying.
They are the salads, the head salads of the person that doesn't believe deep state lies.
That's true that's true
I would get into
Quickly quickly quickly
They're so fucked, dude, they don't have access to the box.
They'll be fine.
They're warriors.
How many questions did you get, peanut?
I got literally one core.
Fuck yeah.
Good.
Oh, not good.
I was updated.
I was up there
Winning
I was up there do I'll tell you I was the most final member of the teeth go in that queen
Hmm, huh? I got eight magnetic accelerators though
44,000 speckledoos and I got the Jupiter
Not too shabby
You guys made it out?
I don't know actually.
That was close.
They made it out guys.
They made it out.
It was pretty good.
I do have bad news though.
I guess it's kind of funny news.
I got a little bit of a headache.
So, when I was recently AFK, I went to go get some electrolytes, right?
Yeah, yeah, good thinking.
Is it like the liquid IV things?
Of course.
So, turns out, there's like some liquid in the same exact thing that the IV,
like the liquid IV looks like it's liquid melatonin.
Uh, so I have about an hour before I start fighting the demon in the corner of the room.
So, in no way, you just read Liquid Melaton in my accident.
It's, uh...
Jesus, Jesus!
Good thinking.
I have about an hour before the demon starts walking towards me.
Oh, Zebra's gonna be fucking you tonight, you lucky dog.
We'll sell that. We'll sell this or put this right there.
By the way, like you do.
We'll take some of that and we ride.
It's got like melatonin, ashwagandha, all this crazy shit in it.
What does that do? Ashwagandha.
Ashwagandha is is I believe something that like people that like work out take and it makes them like stronger or something
Mm-hmm. Is that great team? Yeah, but what if someone sits down at the computer all day thinking of steroids? Oh
Yeah, yeah, ashwagandha is is like a like a like a
It's like moon rocks, but for guys
And come on
There's really do much, but they all think it dies
Like CMOS you ever heard CMOS before? Oh, yeah
You know they listed it has like a hundred and forty four
Different vitamins in there, but that's not the case. It's just because it grows in the ocean where 144 vitamins could potentially be
So it's false advertising. Well, no not technically because it's in the ocean where those vitamins are
So we can't sue them. No, no you can't
But that's, yeah, superfood, superfood, yeah, superfood.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm, exactly, exactly.
It's like astrology for meatheads.
That's what I'm trying to say.
They think that eating sea moss gives them 144 nutrients,
whatever, but it's a five.
You've stayed alive.
So does this shit.
It's like a Flintstone gummy.
Exactly, well no, Flintstone gummy do something.
That is true, yeah, that's on me.
You make me live forever.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm taking this to where a little bit more spicy boys.
Okay.
You don't want to kill the queen again?
Uh, I'm down.
If you think you're up for it.
I got the ammo.
Let me get a little bit more ammo.
One moment boys.
One moment.
What about Bird City?
Bird City! Bird City!
If that isn't the worst game mode ever added to any video game ever
Tell me one other game mode that has a cooler chant then birds today
Only the only good part about birds city is screaming birds city at the top of your life. Oh, yeah
It is birds today birds today
That makes it all worth it.
I guess you can find cool ducks in there.
Now we ride.
Let me get to, wait, wait, wait, now we're good, now we're good.
Birdseed's my favorite, yeah, exactly, exactly.
We hear this great, stuttering bird city's great name.
He said kill him.
In the game.
and
Awkward
Cloakes he might be slow dude dot dot dot
Hi Dylan danes. No, that was not Dylan Dennis. That's a little bug later right there
That's a loyal bug you later right there seeing seeing things for how they are
Yeah, talk to him nice and slow we'll get it
You know what you got?
You got your kid together.
You got your game with your
friend. You are so brave and
starting. Thank you. You are so
brave and starting. Let's get
Oh
You think I get flush just out of my system
You about like pooping no, no, no, no if I drink enough water do you think the melatonin just goes right through me I
Don't see
So wait, what if you would do it all the actors in Hollywood dudes take your fingers down your door and throw it up. Oh, yeah
If they do it, it must be healthy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It seems like a monster.
It cancels all like pimpers.
Exactly, pimpers.
That'll have a fucking heart attack.
I mean, it's like 50-50.
No, no, he's right.
He's right.
If you take Melatonin and then immediately take
Methanphenid means right after it cancels out.
That actually is true.
Let's ride!
That's right.
Oh
How swell
Why not we're not doing the bunker copter
I'm just sit you want to do we think people are gonna run here do we think
people run tower by tower this way okay you're down easy by see no I really
want to fly I'm gonna go high
hey whoa we can't run you like Helen Keller real wait she gets you she also
Yes, he flew a plane. She's not real. She's not real. She flew a plane. Well, that may be too close, but she flew a plane
Wait, what? Not real. She didn't fly a plane. Yes, she did
Watch out, Jack
What the hell? Get inside, get inside, quick!
She just can't ride
all right
Why got the box this we see too much it lines
You know what to do the chat you turn on the thing that old man
pistol
Yeah, not real
didn't fly a plane
Yeah, yes, she she's real and she flew a plane. Oh, she's not
It's Delta Airlines and said hey, let's let this blind and deaf person fly this plane
Delta not American
Perhaps perhaps whoever's idea was it was a great idea
That's what if today you let the blind and deaf person fly
It's a great idea
Woo! Give that guy a promotion immediately!
And that's...
I'm a...
Mmm...
What? No, see it.
Nope.
That one's staying at the deck.
That man was told he got me trying to come out!
Those zip lines...
Thank god!
I don't know if one's about to eat three zip lines, boys!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Cotton shot!
Well, that's fine. Easy lines.
Who's the queen, you can't be there in the tower.
There's a tower.
Like for real, no captain.
That's on a stack on my mama.
They had that power over yonder.
We were talking about just a short moment ago.
She.
Pipe shit on my block.
Precisely.
Take that play go.
I
Didn't hear that we sneak up on them come with you here. Oh, they heard it. They should be at me
They should be directly at me
Nah
It'll be fine close to you. I'm way for a team to flank us. We do we got killed fast
Oh my god space Jesus is about to gate my hole guys
Where'd you go? Oh, you know where just hanging around you know me
Oh, all right, and I've got the other guys shooting at me house well
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what he said, he said, he said, oh my god, closey, good work.
Okay, it's Jack.
Oh, he's gonna take care of ya.
Sorry, Jack.
Come, come.
Later.
Go, go, go.
Good work, team.
Nice.
I hope you all was covering your six that whole time, boys.
Oh, my god.
You just accept it, I hate that.
Well, perfect.
What a sweet delight.
Make room, make way, I'm coming in.
Make room.
Have a ride.
All right, we're back.
What's he doing out there?
He's plotting against us!
What's he doing? What's the clickin' doin'?
What's the clickin' doin'?
Never so slowly.
What you piece of shit, you know what? Fuck you.
You
Take my shit fuck you
All right, just does nothing that's chill okay like how when I lit the body he sends down 14 cruise missiles on me
When you live the body is your best pal
All right, this has got to be some type of racism going on.
Some type of peanut racer isn't going on.
There's no way both of you just took a leisurely walk.
Oh, thank you.
Go ahead.
Be a simple silly.
the queen fought over there we push the tower
wait for this the team in a harvester
Mr. Spacey's is still pissy, boys.
Listen, really upset.
On Roof, wait, dude, this might be the same people that we just...
They're the same skins on the top of the harvest.
Are the guys we teamed up with?
Yeah.
Do you remember their skins?
Let's kill them.
They took my shit last time.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's nice.
It's nice.
I'm dead.
Easy easy easy easy.
Charge!
Spam ping, spam ping, spam ping.
Nice, I'll ping the other one.
Nice, you might be here.
Nice.
I got two more, I got two more coming.
I got two, I got two more.
No, it's just up behind.
Okay.
Take that!
I missed.
Take that!
Gotcha.
Did you get it?
Those guys three, two, one.
I was just sitting there with no gun out.
It was the third one at.
They were two.
Oh yeah, they're dumb and poor.
I got two.
Yeah, they're dumb and poor.
Got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
What?
Did you get your goop?
Yeah, I had some stuff.
Really?
Oh, never mind.
Free battery.
No, we don't need those.
No, you don't.
Let's ride to the tower.
You want to go to the human harvester first?
Okay, there's just a guy standing over there, but it's a glee.
Crack, crack, crush him!
What in the...
You like me?
I just...
One more team!
Another successful mission down.
We're doing pretty good today.
Can you see me? Do you guys have some blinds?
Fuck.
Ooh, you serious? You a little cheap?
Fuck.
I felt bad taking the folks in.
You got an energy ammo!
Oh wait a minute. He did the thing in the middle.
You guys, did you see how many ziplines?
What a zipline!
We just killed three guys, they can have ziplines!
Nope, I have three bear kids.
Don't want it.
Who's you see me with ziplines?
I'll pull it out of my finder.
You have two ziplines?
No, I can't.
Those ziplines over here.
Yes you do, yes you do, I can hear your voice. Give me those ziplines.
I don't have any. Where's the ziplines at? Well, I don't know. How am I supposed to? Yes, you have them, Jack. He has them. He has them. I don't have any.
You hand over the zip lines at once
I don't have it! Wait, do we have any round craps in here? Can you craft one in, Ray?
I don't have that. You guys have that?
I don't have that.
Oh.
I know Bunker cop there.
That's a shame.
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.
Why should we go over there and kill the Queen?
You've been around for about 10 minutes.
We could think of a good thing to get her.
What you doing just hanging around
Yeah here nice to the Queen George
stand back boys I'll handle this one again
yeah
hey fat you foul beast
oh go crazy go crazy go crazy go crazy I'm going insane
go get him oh shit
oh shit I'm going
back in yeah
Oh, I got ya.
Take your nap!
Um, I died?
Uh, you don't do that.
I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him.
Shoot, shoot, I got on me.
Oh, here, no the creep boys, you guys just stay down there.
Oh, bye.
That's what the team did to die.
I'm wedging between a flap and a pussy.
You can't throw me off.
last season oh my god
if we are you're back here yeah oh I give up
all right I'm not like any boys up to you all right okay I died
God's being told your God's being what are we both taker what I thought I
I
Thank you the chair. We're back over here.
That's what you do. There's people next to us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, on that marker. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Got your job on it. Oh god.
Oh, fuck me. I'm probably dead.
Oh, okay. And that's something I needed. Yeah.
There's two teams in it they're fighting each other
I'm going in!
No!
One's on each, one's on each!
Hey guys, I was just cycling, just playing around.
Hold on now, sir. I'm just playing around. I can play. I'm just playing. Yeah. All right, okay
All right, I was cooking over there. I was one be two them easy. I was one be two them easy
There was only like two out of other anyways with the garbage
Oh, she risen up. Tell me what you like fortnight and shit
Those guys yours tell me the guys that instantly thirsty you you want me to risen them up
Yeah, tell me like for that. Maybe they're like 90 crickets themselves
I'm gonna fall away and then
Watch out for that leg right there
Be careful be given with that leg
Adam cool Adam cool boys
That was a good push boys, okay, we gotta be
Each but then you died
Yes, then I died, but that's not what's most important. What's most important is we gave it our all
You know that's not on the team
Why it means use your grenades could have used trigger grenades
Is this bitch like following around that would have been very helpful information said 30 seconds ago?
I forgot!
Oh, see, blue seeds.
What the hell happened?
Very intense moment.
Feeling myself.
Who's that guy?
That's your little pal?
Oh, Poxy, his friend killed me.
Kiss him, kiss him.
They're gonna kiss!
You're gonna kiss him now!
Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
Where'd you come from?
cussion
discussion
Thomas
I'm not kissing him
Do an egg or cool
come on clumsy for the team
yeah
that's how you do it on their voice that's how you get done right there
Hmm
Me but Brazil oh
Yeah, that could work. Yeah, maybe wait. No, we're not on Brazilian service
Viva Viva horseback riding and barbecues
I lost my saddle too
I've only got two batteries and a little chunk in my ass.
Damn it.
My batteries!
God, take it boys.
We have that one in the bag.
I was cooking over there.
That was just an unfortunate situation.
Yeah, it was really bad.
I hit two of them in the flesh and then Draq died to the queen and then I, yeah, I instantly
died to the queen as well.
Well, I think we should pick one of us to blame it all on so the other two can feel good.
I vote Draq.
What?
I vote that as well. Good. You're outvoted to the one. So that's that's unfortunate. Your fault. You're fault. The team died. All right.
You piece of crap. You pick. How would you get out? How would you get the fuck out of here? You piece of shit.
I'm reading your number out loud as you speak.
Through with Andrew Kool. Through with Andrew Kool. Stay his home address. Stay his home address.
I don't have your numbers. I
don't have your numbers. I don't
have your phone number. I think
I think every number isn't like
every. No, you're right. Yes,
every number starts with 908.
That's right. No, no, isn't every
like. I don't have your number.
I don't have your number. I don't
have your number. I don't have
like how many are you gonna write the first time every number's not a legs no no no not
every number you had it right the first time every number starts with night away
everybody knows that I was saying mine doesn't even start with that so I know
you're lying what are the middle three numbers and one of the last four
ones wait it doesn't start with that yeah that's not me
Oh, it'll be to do my old phone number. I leaked on stream. Good thinking
Jesus, how does he do it? How does he do it?
That's why they pay you the big bucks folks. Yeah big money moves. That's a big money move right there
Little money listens, that's a big money move
No, I was saying you know how the area code is three numbers right one through nine out.
I was saying is in every one through nine.
No, you're seeing every possible combination of say every number is between one and nine
which is correct.
No, no, no, no, but every number you want to say these sounds I'm going to pick the song
for the night.
Is this good?
What about that one?
I've got the right.
What about this one?
What about that one?
It's happening.
I can't hear that.
What about that one?
Because I'm in the call.
I pick one of those four pick one of those four. We gotta get me five lives. Which one of those four?
Wait, this one
Which one of those which one of those which one of those
Yeah, I see we do give me everything this one
I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree, I pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up.
What do you do, what do you, we're revitalizing, we're revitalizing, we're revitalizing.
What if I get an ad, do you get ads?
Yeah, I get ads, yeah, let's see, I don't have no YouTube video.
Give me everything, Lear Eggs.
Give me everything.
Do the one that's 412 and it's a sunset with the written give me everything. You got that?
Alright pop it open. One thing I gotta watch this Warner Bros. advertisement.
I got two heads.
I got another hat.
Ready to go, you guys ready?
Wait, no, no, no, I got another hat.
I got two heads.
you
I
For all we know, you might as God make tomorrow get to it tonight.
When they say...
Let's do it tonight!
Try somebody sexy, tell them hey!
Give me every day tonight!
Baby every day is a night
baby night
Oh yeah
Not feeling it now Mr. Krabs
I'm feeling it now
You want to feel it now Mr. Krabs
I'm fucking feeling it!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
It's time to get in there and dominate!
Fuck!
Let's ride!
We're so tired!
Let's ride!
We're not in just yet, we're not in just yet.
We're not in just yet
Let's fight again!
time to get serious time to get serious boys time to lock it in I've only heard
that song like once hmm classic yeah I had one point fucking six billion views
billion there's only eight billion people on the internet that means 20% of
every human that's ever lived ever on history of planet Earth has heard pit
Most elegant song
Really yes give a take
Not really not at all actually
Yeah, I'm not joking. I think I've heard that song like once or twice. I don't know
Definitely, I don't remember it, but those are crazy cool, bro. Good song. Thank you. Good. Sure. Then trust me
I've been I've been finding ones on tick tock. I got them loaded in the chamber any moment you need a
Re-vitalization? Bam! Boom! I'm there!
I've been locked. I've been loading them up. Locking and loading.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I missed the new guy's volume, but I was doing that. So you guys... have to...
I might be busy dealing with that when we're fighting.
Where's all the people at? I don't see anyone mirroring us.
Let's give a sacks. They'll be loading in here soon in W. Kingus.
Would you like to see?
Oh, so I'm just one. I just heard a dude. What'd you hear actual? I'm buggy. What? Yeah, don't do under do under
Okay, you guys tell that right? Absolutely
Oh, no, he made the balls gonna sniff us out it is yes
I
Fuck well
They're coming
Oh my god
We go
Oh my god, you're gonna get shot behind. Don't worry about me.
Dude, she's the truth.
Kill this guy, kill this guy, kill this guy.
What, what are we...
Oh!
Talk to me.
Yeah.
Bad guy!
There!
Charge!
I'm gonna get the thirst. I'm gonna throw it in the car.
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
These guys are losein'.
I'm not shooting him out here, boys.
We have a clue of God.
Oh, there he is!
God, I'm...
Nice!
Oh, dear!
Fuck you.
Me, me, me, me.
Gotcha.
You beat it, boo.
It'll be...
That's a Toro.
I'm grabbing it.
You don't like it.
Nah, I don't like that one.
Like the Toro is controller bro one of those stupid fuckers. Yeah, he's controller
Racist
The Torah is one of the best guns in the game right behind the bomb
Watch your tongue demon
I got a damn tower control key by the way, so if you want to take it and go up, I'm done
for that.
Wait, the queen's here?
What are you doing there, queen?
Wait, how is the queen here?
I don't know.
Let's go take a little peek.
There was a lot of hatch keys we mean the one on the hill
Oh, yeah, yeah, like the like the one down down the hill in the river. I see we go get the
T that's making the Queen all angry. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm coming back. Are you steaming off
certain is yeah I always wait how do you know I have my spices yeah only time
there's a man in a half-mile radius without a shirt on I get half a job I
can feel it before you even said it I'm necking holy crap you put me naked in
YouTube video.
What?
Mm-hmm.
I'll make the thumbnail for those.
No, it wasn't the thumbnail.
We're good.
Oh, good.
Okay, good.
Good.
The queen isn't obscenity anyone anymore.
You can do it in the Hoosie-Doozie.
It's a hatch team.
They just ran by him.
now they could be in the harvester
we get the queen fishing in
go go go
get it
wanna be clean?
I can use another beef stick right now
sounds immaculate
I gotta try one
you already eat like three of them
one, only one
they're big though
the teams are left right here
fuck those guys let's release it all right all right you know what's up with the
big chicken he's got some real good
guys are we just WP inside the harvest can't stop us with too powerful take
this bitch. That one.
Oh, it is one of our people.
I don't know what he said. Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh!
Open the door! Open the door!
Die! Die!
Wait, did he just call me?
He said you were aggressive.
I've been called worse. I'll take that one. I'll take that one.
Oh, he's jumping poor.
Dammit.
Honestly, they kind of have the thing almost done if we want to do it real quick.
oh my god I hate you both for bringing me over here are you winning just following
the team leader yeah like you should
you let's go inside and finish this thing while cooking guys in the queen
okay I've never done it so you got to teach me you want to put all the three
penises inside the spots and then hit all the yellow nibbles ready okay what
Where are the penises?
Oh, the three penises on the ground.
Open these up, open these up.
Then we gotta put them in as fast as we can.
Three, two, one, now!
Oh, well, we failed.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Break the F.
I'm trying again.
Do I need to take out the penises or no?
Uh...
I...
I don't know.
They where the penises at?
I'm all over three retreats
it was rather pieces yeah yeah yeah I got my penis hold up I got to get your
job so here I open it right here right here you achieve a nice and slow
everything you're in a huge shit all right there we go right now now you
All the yellow nipples, all the yellow nipples!
You suck it!
Take that yellow nipples!
Oh, we failed.
Run!
No, we're not that side, we're on the other side.
Okay.
Thanks, boss.
Thanks for the intense game.
Oh, I missed.
And we're on fire.
Okay, all righty. I'm gonna go this way. I think we have to put it in again.
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you too.
There we go. Don't worry guys, the Queen of the Rocketeer are back on me.
Good, good. And now we put them all in at the same time. We wish this one.
There. Ready? No, no, no, no. Put it. Put it.
I know what you can do was again
but up there got it then we were gonna we want we want a good work nice we
gotta have the guy of the equalizer blueprint yeah you can have a jupy to
one take this one not how about you got it you saw it thank you good say it and
And now we go help closey as hilarious as it is that he's dying. We have to go up. He's our team ever
Come over here closely come on in the water's fine
It's my special little guy
Come here close to come here. I
I haven't shot a single bullet. Yeah, are you taking this thing?
No, not them over it. I didn't do it. I don't know. Oh, well
Okay, let's leave I
Just got in here though and it's finally safe, but we got a skedaddle we got a skedaddle
Wait for the rocket here in the queen to unaggrav. Okay, fine. We'll do that. We'll hang about for a short spell
Well, you can think of a blue print as well.
Make it turn the money off of it.
Space cash.
Space cash!
He hasn't had it.
To the left, man.
Left, yeah.
Sometimes when I pee it splits into two or three stream sides
In a beat all over the floor. Oh, that's the best. That's like a minigame though. Yeah. Yeah
Sometimes when I'm really feeling myself and I'm just pissing me I'll step back like two or three feet. She's yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm far you get away. Oh, yeah, I bet you I'm setting the record for that
You're dying over there. Yeah, it's mad at someone. Who's the mad at? They actually died they died
Who by that?
people we said drag get this guy get this guy together people over there is the
monster talking to you ignore the monster follow us come on do you give
mother down
I'm in
okay
God right behind this rock for me to appear
I think we are gonna do it.
Hell?
Not a happy happy happy wait a minute.
It's the very start of the moment.
We're here to help, but it's like what the fuck are you doing, man?
He was talking to him in game chat.
Are we in solos?
I died.
I got you, Chief.
The tree is going to patch up.
How is he going to do that?
The pigs still mad at us.
They don't really do.
I'm going to go.
do it'll be to do
I'd like to leave if we got a hatching oh my god I'm gonna die again I got a
Oh, don't die, Dracarocca, it's too fat.
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Is this me a batch key?
Yeah, I got one, I got one, I got one.
Shield's 20%.
Hey, boys, what are you guys doing?
What do you want, take it?
Cookies are flossing.
I'm not even a movement.
Sheesh!
I'm flossing for you, Ninja, I'm flossing for you.
I've lost it for you! I've lost it for you!
That's movement! That's movement right there!
Oh, shit!
Alright, let's leave.
Yep.
Do I have to leave?
Yep.
Alright, I got it. I used all my-
Yeah, I know.
Follow me, boys.
We've done good here today.
We did the croissant thing.
We killed about five homeless people.
And we left with our lives.
That is the good raid out of the what is.
Exilent raid, gentlemen. Exilent raid.
I'm super-deceiving.
It's like a war.
How many, how many are you in?
There's no way you're drunk off Miller.
No, I literally haven't told anything all night.
This shit is actually water.
Throw me a hot to drink.
short my poop one moment boys one moment boys
so this for that so that like you do and then we'll sell these bad boys
some extra cash I've got the perfect place for us to go boys max scoop
potential rain just came across my desk.
I mean, what you gonna need is a total four and nothing else.
Wait, what do you mean?
A total four and nothing else.
Absolutely nothing else.
Oh, what if I don't have any of those?
Die.
Bring a band.
Okay.
here we go so this a little bit more here's my last blue joke chocolate
Okay, I'm, I'm good to go.
Get dry.
You guys ready?
Yeah, yes sir.
No, it's music.
I prepared yourself, sir.
So you're getting a little crazy there.
The people we're about to meet, they're not your average casualty.
This is real single down player pal.
These are advanced players.
The bitchless, the jobs, the friendless.
They don't stack you up quicker than you could blink.
Then we'll defend.
No, we don't defend, we don't defend.
What we'll do?
What about your tornado tower?
We're doing the one good man, good man.
Good lad, he do good lad, he die.
Next champion you scream and shout.
That's a great song you have one
Scream and shout and let it all out to scream and shout and let it out
The whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You don't hurt that one before yeah, I heard that one. Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one
That was good. That's a good one
For us on YouTube with over double the viewers as Chris humbly requests to have our chat added to the big game seats
I can't quits will ban me
The kind of pussy's now let's ride
Oh, wait, I'm not sure what to do with this.
Here we go.
Hear my hacks on?
Ready boys?
Uhhhh, I'm ready.
Look at all the drive.
What song is that, Chad?
Look at the one that goes eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't know.
I forgot.
You ready to fight me?
I can't jump, but I have a toe-off.
Can you give us one second?
We're right there.
Yeah.
Dead?
You got him?
Yeah, I got one.
Good work.
We're right behind you, chief.
Where's your Zameagle hat?
Who are all these dead people?
Ah, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm sorry.
dead people. That's what I don't know. I think this guy might have been a solo winner.
Is that season?
I don't know.
He's a little winner.
He's had a ton of them.
There were a lot of them.
I think the Toro, you know, this guy had a Toro and a Stitcher and he was a free kid.
You're probably, we can check, uh...
There's a wall here.
Nice. Let's go, uh, assembly.
Oh, he's such a good, such a good...
You the boss.
Oh
You get some great bullying first
Yeah, I'm super low in air both. There's the great bullying is a good healing
All we clue everybody
I'm coming behind you Jesus.
Get him, get him.
Oh, good working.
Oh, take him, take him, take him to the top.
What the hell?
No, no, no, no, no.
I should have won.
Nice.
You said GGs.
You were saying GGs, by the way.
GGs, goodbye.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
hear him cross away make sure that guy doesn't call make sure that guy doesn't
call I'd kill him I already killed him I killed him
hey and there's two across the way that are uh I just need kills two across the
way that are um one was down that's your chip you need to see at least there's
who to get over yonder yeah yeah the dude oh shit oh shit
oh that one got a second yeah we can send him in a second
I have a lot of eyes on him.
Oh, good work, Mike!
Nice.
I'm going in!
He has a sword on him.
Charge!
Back right, back right, right here, right here, right here!
Yeah, I see him.
I'm on him, boss, I'm on him, boss!
Oh my god, you're insane.
Got him!
Squidward!
On, on, on!
Take that, Squidward!
Take that
Gotcha
Little baby
Oh guys, they're dumb and poor. I repeat dumb and poor
Yeah, a little something something that's in the right home about but it's always
The car I don't want to Jack Luke Luke that guy that guy that guy right there on my marker. Probably dude. Hey, see me
It was good
My guy was a freaking to medical research. You did that guy dracked. Yeah. It was freaking
Okay, well one guy was Omega
No, Megwin was like shit event
Like this kind of light gun all clear boys make research all clear
assembly. Oh, we already killed those guys. No, I like the uh someone killed three people
in assembly. I don't know. There's no way a guy solo killed them. He was a free kid.
We're not exposing to the southeast. The city is probably back in uh where we were.
Oh, Goof isn't good.
Oh, this guy!
Oh, he's poor.
Oh, man, poor.
You hate to see it.
Vens, vens, vens!
We're out there!
It's my right somewhere.
Come on, Jack, pick up the slack!
I'm a little behind, I'm a little behind.
That's literally where we were where we were one guy. He's died. He go go go the exact spot the exact two died
We're coming we'll come in be drunk. I'll come in at the same time. Okay
We dead
You're drunk not just now got the time for goofing around. It is serious
Do not come do not come do not come
I'm jumping. I'm jumping. I'm jumping. You're on your own, boys. He's alive. He's alive.
I'm all good. Phew. Wait, it has to be a different guy behind because there's all three in front
of us. I'm coming up, boys. Quickly. Come on, come on. Yeah, you're good. Wait, where
was the guy behind? I don't know. Oh, no, nothing. Nothing behind. Hey, under us, under
Oh my god, fuck you guys we're leaving
No, no, no, we kill him
I kill one here second one good shot. Absolutely one got one. Oh good one. Good one. Oh nice. This is
I'm gonna check just make sure the ball. Yeah, I'm gonna say these guys in a second
Oh, and they put a door block on it. Oh my god
As soon as I break this thing open you guys are dead me
Kill that one first
Don't worry boys, I have arrived
Hey, how you doing?
You can't get me through the roof.
I get part of the roof.
I get the animatronic.
You get drugs being sped as a God.
Well, I have a bad news.
What happened?
We're going to kill you.
No, no, no, no.
They're running across the bridge where we came from.
The little baby dude.
Oh, they're seen by the way.
that they're from Peru and then I said I have bad news and they were like what and
I was like I'm gonna kill you now.
And then they killed me.
Oh.
Okay he's in the uh.
Who's some bombs?
Score.
I'm in the elevator.
Oh they were poor.
Yeah they were close.
Okay.
Need for translate that first by the way Jack.
I gotcha I gotcha.
You're a man.
You're a little like personal translator for the team.
She taught me some Spanish here today. Yeah, oh chase
Honest Padre Puta
You said no balls dad horn fuck daddy
Ride hell, yeah
Little baby goo think I got four. Oh, yeah, he's more he's more
That's a shame
anymore hooligans was he alone
turn today turn today turn today oh go go go up yeah I just realized that we
just did a full circle down and do it again no I miss you welcome in
Follow me boys. Who did that next to Mr. Krabs? Do you think that's Mr. Krabs is pissed?
Who do you think? Who? There's two fat robots on the wall.
Where you guys foot off? Oh shit.
I was best alone. Like Batman.
My tears are dead
He's already one down
He was in the smoke over here. Yeah
You have to drop yes, you drop
Good thing, uh, yeah, we do the ticket and then kill Mr. Crouch, right?
We can do these guys.
Are you gonna stop me?
Yeah, I'm gonna sign on it.
I'm gonna sign on it.
Hey, kill that one, kill that one!
I don't see it.
Die!
I'm going in!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
I'm on fire. I'm on fire. I'm on fire now. Okay. All right. All right.
Any moment now!
Almost done!
Give me a second, guys!
Okay.
I
Got yet
Not like yet
Sassro bombing you peanut. Oh, no. Yeah, that is a good idea. Well
Okay
I've got all I could do I
I think my pot. Call this here. Call this here. If you don't...
Oh, the boss?
You guys are on fire. You can just shoot it.
Yeah.
I can't get over this little lamp.
Okay, one second.
Good work!
I got you. I'm pretty sure we killed that guy on the bed, guy.
We always went there.
Yeah, I got little bit of goo.
No fucking way.
I just killed Mr. Krabs, the demolisher,
for two pennies and a piece of pocket land.
This guy was cool.
Those guys were poor!
Damn it!
Pretty, pretty poor.
That's a renzi one.
Jesus Christ.
Do you have a Torah two?
I have two Torah four and two pennies, though.
Hey, nice, nice.
Nice.
All right, let's leave.
What are you doing with that in your hand?
Get away from me, you demon.
Hold on now.
Hey, stop that!
You cut that out right now!
Alright guys, no fooling around, alright no fooling around, let's get out of here.
Ah shit.
We went at her you!
You gotta get it right here, put it right here, try it again.
Sir, it exploded.
Through another one.
I don't have another one!
Wait, who are these guys?
Who's guys?
We're the other dead bodies here.
Reboot!
Oh, he's gooped, he's gooped!
He's doing all right, Closie.
He had a bomb.
And that's about it.
All right, job well done.
High fives all around.
Let's get out of here.
All of you boys.
By the way, I have no zip lines in my stairs for the Bungercopter.
Yes!
They're collecting them all night.
Yes!
Yes sir, yes sir!
You called that second?
Yep.
No, I didn't.
Wait.
I'll try to get through it.
What?
Oh, you called it.
We need to go over there.
I called it over here.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Bye.
I have a squidward army.
You guys didn't lose any bastion cells. Oh my god. I have so many
You have three where's it going? Yeah, I have five I'm zero. Let's put a lot
You all in peanut. I would love what absolutely I need him for advance
You want to also give me one, Mr. Coatsy?
Thank you, good chair, and here's your reward.
There you go, don't spend it all in one place.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
We did it.
I don't know why, but tonight's been kind of like weird on all the oddies.
It's either like a thousand guys trying to fuck us and just tear up four people.
Mm-hmm.
You've got three queens.
You've got three queens, sir.
That's good goopin'.
You sort my goop one moment, boys.
So this and that.
You rip this, you rip that.
This.
Then, put that right here.
Not right there, put that over here, put this right here, put that right here,
put that right here.
Then, put that right there, put that right there, put that right there.
I think we like to come in and think out.
Yeah, like 25 I think.
We'll sell this bad boy like you do.
We got another guy.
Why would I go back to someone this.
Was an accident.
I need blood.
Bombs.
Is there any call snaps up?
No, but there is a queen on damn battlegrounds.
You want to kill it?
For the fourth time.
Where do you want to go fight people?
I'd be down to kill it again, baby.
No, no, no, no, no.
What if we do the bunga door instead with the bunga copter?
Yeah.
What if we turn off the tech and do the bunga copter?
Well, why would we turn off the tech if we're gonna do that?
That way we can just fly over all the stream timers.
They can't hurt us.
We're dead before even setting it up.
No.
We turned off the tech and there was 35 big men
fucking our holes under a random bridge.
Yep.
I'm turning off the jack. Oh my god. Oh god. I'm bringing in a rattler
Chef's choice
You all bring it up for all of us to have helicopters. I want that I don't even think there's enough that sport on the map
These are not three boxes. Just find the map
Remember we tried getting two boxes and by the time we got them on the truck there was
eight minutes left.
We were cooking, we were cooking.
Hell yeah, let's ride.
We need a couple more shiwish charges, shiwish charges, one more please.
We got we say we want a bunker of their own
Someone someone needs to rest so I'll be on the ground for you. Yeah, you will be in the bunker. Cop. Did you be in the country?
I'll get most that's right
Turning the tech off
Oh, yeah.
Found out the same day I got my official peanut merch.
Mr. Silly Edition, that my wife was unfaithful.
That merch and your streams have been the only thing that have been keeping me positive.
Love you, Mr. Silly.
Anytime, Mr. Zero! Anytime!
I hope my merch and cause any
I've had this is all that I've had to do with that.
This is fucking shit.
What?
Godspeed, good.
Godspeed.
Godspeed, good sir.
Godspeed.
I didn't mean to take it.
You don't need her, king.
You don't need her.
Pick up your crown, king.
probably smell like we both do to fish any how drunk pick up your crowd I can't
harvest I think up your crowd yeah why I have a kidney stone and kidney stone
yeah holy shit that's yeah dude that's gonna hurt so bad when you peed out
that's not true a lot of people take good money for women to stick stuff down
their penis is sometimes or so are so I are sorry like I heard from a friend or
whatever. Okay. What? I heard from a friend. I heard from a friend. I heard from a friend.
So actually, if you like, if you like really concentrate, you probably enjoy it. I don't
I don't I've had it once before and it was not fun. Oh, that's because you're biting
your lip and moaning. I found that helps you slide. It's quick little pinky finger
you're in the back end. Yeah. Yeah. I'll try out. Yeah. What I
help what I what I found that helps is sticking your pinky
in your butt and finding a lady and target to dress in a
gim suit and slap you. That'll make it good. Trust me. Trust
me. Yeah, that's yeah. That's rather single mom. Okay.
I got it because energy drinks so you guys drink a lot of
you're doing in water? No coffee. Thanks chief. You hear that guys? Drink water. Get the press
of the line. Get the press of the line. They're gonna want to hear about this one. Massive
tech reveal. Holy crap. Somebody better be right in this down. Somebody actually better
be jotting this down right now. This is the important information. It's that inside scoop.
that the deep state doesn't want you to know.
I got you.
Good job, Jack.
Yeah, thanks, Rack.
Thanks.
Yeah, good job, buddy.
That lock is falling out of you, Peters.
You give me.
Oh, stop.
Let's ride.
I
What the fuck?
What a new voice.
Hey, Shawnee here.
Keep your eyes peeled, Redder.
We have field depots scattered all around.
Red thought I'd be able to 26'er.
Have you buried?
He's coming out early? I thought he's coming out much faster.
I'm telling you boys listen I'm telling you boys what what is what is what is
marathon marathon I did February 26th well I thought it was much better I do
I'm telling you boys I'm telling you let's be real quickly just be real
quickly mm-hmm you know how at the beginning of awkwardness there's all
kumayah and you just like held hands with each other and now it's devolved
into everybody's just coming in here murdering each other like maniacs mm-hmm
I'm telling you that I believe that marathon is coming out like at a perfect time. It's competitive focused
Competitive focus, so not all everybody's trying to murder the shit out of each other
I think they're gonna hop on marathon and shit. It's gonna be
Tonight everybody like four months ago. We're all holding hands and having fun together now
They just want to rip each other's toe tap. I think there's a pretty big
The passionals for like ranked in marathon and now sick
really? I've seen those. Yeah.
Wait, do you guys want to go fight?
I'm done. I'm done. Okay. How much do you see that? $20 and a Taco Bell gift card.
I took it. Yeah, I took it. Fuck yeah, I took that shit. I don't know how they're gonna
get me off our greatest yeah I see I mean I love awkward it's I don't mean yeah
but I'm definitely trying to marathon I'm gonna try I'm gonna try it for sure I
just don't know how they're gonna I already try I gotta play with missus
you have a bad alpha you see me play the other do it missus you know it's
sweet yeah yeah I put it I needed something to fall asleep is up and on
I'm not like I felt
You get funny don't you little funny guy
With your take us over there
Call it call it call it
3, 2, 1
How do you get away from us? I miss a single shot neither. That was a horrible teenager. Good work
Jack watch that watch that watch that thing. I don't see your thing. Oh see it behind you behind you behind you
You dead under us under us too. Oh, there's a guy down there
There's your business a one second drive me load
These you yeah, right on me
You see him?
They're gonna be maybe in this corner.
That's where all the dead people are.
Come on.
Oh my goodness.
Who the hell is that?
I'm one now.
He's gonna be right.
Oh, I see what I see.
What?
LeBron, David's hurt.
I missed something.
I mean some instant one in where were they take that good boy
Oh my god, oh my god
Power
I
Look over you
I'm trying we've got to make the bunker
I'm gonna go kill all these guys you know I have idea what would we shoot the car?
I
That's it I'm gonna kill it will distract him and then we could run inside while the distracted
Kill him in three. He's got that three two one
The other ones cracked
They're both behind this and the other ones right there.
I'm going in!
Yeah!
I'm on marker right there inside of it.
Take that fool!
Take that!
Wow.
Demon!
Hey!
Gotcha.
Good job man.
Of course.
GG's concerned, GG's.
Oh my god.
That feels a lot better than just hurling slurs at us.
Yeah, that was kind of cool. Those are good guys. Make sure to make sure to all three of them.
I don't kill these two.
They're kind of kidding.
Oh.
Ooh.
Yeah, you did some good goob.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
a kinetic converter kettle and four ziplines oh that's enough for a bunker
cop there we can all have bunker cop there's a way
oh hold on let's say it I'm activating every traffic in the building
there's mines on there Pino be careful yes we're moved over here should we go
back to the the bunker cop the thing you wait you guys see I'm gonna make the
bunker cop and I'll fly over to you in style
I'm gonna make we'll make we'll make two bunker cops and then we'll fight a
coax you this is a wall look at that come and Peter coming in from the sky
that's so cool you know I have to have sex with us
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
You turn down sex with a guy with a helicopter
Not on my watch
You're seeing with a bummer coffee. I'm gonna find a girlfriend. Let's not go too far
Yeah, so yeah, let's let's start with closing he's easy the slot
Oh my god, I've ever done my hands on this, oh my god, I've seen this shit a while later.
Oh my god, how are you up in the biggest room in the world?
I'm gonna eat your balloon nuts.
Fuck.
I'll put you in a Batman suit and tie you to the Costco fair while I spit on your butthole
on each occasion.
I think some cat won't do.
That does sound like some
cat won't do.
Oh boy. There should be a box
somewhere out here.
Keep your people's open.
Little box in here
You see one dress
No, where am I supposed to be looking in the place where the box minds?
my wife is going into labor any advice wait closer you were teaching penis
Spanish rip up the birth certificate you live off the grid
we're gonna find out what you think they're saying I'm in the back of the
truck in the back of the it is a truck right here there's a truck over there
Yeah, I said chupo mi huevos puta suck my egg bitch
He said something there it is
Yeah, there should be a second one. I found a second one by that wall of the day
I
Make my punga cocktail you go get yours, and I'll sit the bunker cup down for you
Okay, we'll find a good power while we leave coaxing behind
By the way, I don't have an official way of doing this
shit oh my god oh my god sir sir sir hello hello good to be the brazil
Viva Brazil
We're just hanging around you know how we do
Who the hell is that guy's revival so we'll help you kill him
No, we don't know who that is we don't know who that is if we didn't know who it was we'd hate him because he's fat and ugly
But we don't know who it is
Yeah
Yeah, who the hell is that that's what I'm saying
Yeah, tell him to get out of here
No
I'm scared, I'm not aware.
Oh, got an extra d-tip for a gupa?
Or two?
Oh.
Thank you, good chat, thank you, good chat.
Oh my god, what the hell?
Hey, there's a third one out here, there's a third one out here.
One down, one down.
Come inside.
He's surviving, he's surviving right here.
He's rising, he's rising.
Good turn!
Good turn! Good turn!
I almost ran out.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I can turn!
I'm not gonna!
Oh my god, I'm instant dead.
I'm instant dead.
This one right here?
He's cheating, he's cheating.
I can literally hear our streams in his microphone.
Ah, dude.
This guy is cheating, man.
I got the guy right there.
Hey, thanks, guys!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold on now, boys, hold on now, boys, don't eat my hasty decisions.
Where you at, Steven?
Oh, my...
Well, hold on, that's my amigo, that's my amigo!
I just...
No, that's my amigo right there!
That's my amigo!
I'm sorry for...
That's my ego that's my oh
No mission put could have happened to anybody that have happened to anyone
You know what I mean
You know what I mean it had to be like this it had to be like this
Is it cuz your father's to run no more is a third reason that I'm not seeing
I
Sorry sorry guys
You guys might give me a quick deep-fifty percent
I was 100% gonna throw bombs under the feet when I got back up I
Was what I'm second to do it. I was what I'm second to do it. Yeah, I saw that
I saw it. Well, that's unfortunate. We may have lost a group, but they just lost $40. Yeah. Oh
Zappam peanut
Wait, make sure make sure report them first report them so you get the kid. What are the names? What are the names?
It's P. God not Brody, and I don't know the other guy didn't talk
He got okay
Brody
You know the guy didn't rock I
I don't think so who is even
the third guy not Brody the
other guy respond to you kind of
shit kind of wait I got wait
I don't know I don't know not Brody
not Brody I don't know I don't know
yeah I didn't know yeah I didn't I
thought I down to on you track
that's why we're like to the third
so I'm like okay perfect you know
you also you killed the cheater
Also, you killed the cheater like off the ribs.
I saw that, I saw that.
The guy knocked you, we guys, which one's the guy?
Not Brody, Pee-Pee.
No, there was a guy, there was a guy far
with some Bobcat that didn't talk.
IP guy was one of them, not Brody,
and then I don't know the other guy.
He's the one who's didn't talk.
Wait, receive damage, wait, I can see, receive damage.
You tell me it's coach, it's the coach.
it's either coach or agent wacky one or the other wait now I'm getting teach
oh now I'm getting teacher as a guy I don't think it's coach yeah I don't know
I don't I don't have enough knowledge to report the last guy I think it's I don't
think it's teacher either that would have a two out of three that's good enough of
me now fuck it
We get it back grab this because you guys get banned
Do it I'm just got shit up
Here we go, all right one more one more. Oh, so I have the ship lines in my buttholes wrong good
One more
It doesn't matter we're gonna get so many more zip lines until we get that kit back. So if you had a
Yeah, I had six in my butthole that we're gonna double our zip lines
No, they don't they don't do the score ball hole anymore. You really what yeah, they stopped
Wait, what why that's stupid the four kids. I got back these last few days. None of them had snap hooks
Oh, we're hash keys
Hey, that's dumb. You really?
That's one of the best parts of getting killed by a cheater. Yeah, yeah
Like, nice, full snap hook.
Yeah, double, yeah, double you goop.
Alright, buddy, that's biology.
One more, one more.
If I didn't take a melatonin and a-
No, one more, Mr. Cokesy, one more.
One, one, one more.
One more.
One, two balls, one more.
No, I'm not asking for a hundred more, Cokesy!
I'm not asking for a thousand more!
Give me one more!
Wait! Can you do that for me, soldier?
I'm gonna cosplay as your dad in a second.
No, no, no, you're not leaving. Get here!
Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
What a piece of shit. What a piece of crap.
Left on the cheetah game. I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it.
Do you believe this guy? The call of some people.
the goal of some people.
Well, one more.
Okay.
A little bit more.
A little bit of this.
Here we go.
In a couple of heroes like to do
You should we make the bunker cutter?
I've ever done it, but I'm not a try to
We make the bunker cover with the bunker. We'll make cozy jollies. Oh
You can see we get the right on the bunker
Do I bring ziplines? I'll bring them. I'll bring them
Good that
Perfect
That wouldn't bring anything too expensive. We're gonna die
We're gonna die. There's a 90-10 chance. We can't go down on the bunker
Okay, I'll bring a bucket good thinking good thinking
There we go your limit one medium ammo like you do
Now we ride
I
I'm seeing like
I'm seeing like a ton of fucking morons in the chat tonight. I I'm seeing you bon accusations
I'm seeing I don't even know what that other thing is guys guys guys. Can we say being stupid for like I think I could do
Let's do Friday. Can we do Friday? Can we we move being fucking down to Friday?
I would work better for my schedule. I would work better for my schedule. Can we move that is it any way?
We can just move it. I my schedule is pretty busy
That's we move being fucking dumb as shit the Friday is it?
Yeah, we'll cut yeah, we're gonna call it fourth chromosome Friday just for you boys
Just for you boys. I see in the tab down there. Mm-hmm. No can do damn it
Well, we'll all align on schedules. We'll get everything we'll get everything situated
Okay, let's ride
See there's one right there
I ate the monster on late night.
I think you're a sexist Trump supporter who lives in Texas, poo me wrong.
Well, I'd rather just ban you.
Hell yeah.
Well, it's easier if you think about it.
Alright, let's ride!
I
Where these should be boxes over yonder if you can't find them by the beat Nintendo
I forgot this in minds you're lying
My god, I'm going to come all over
Oh, no, you won't do not come do not come. Come on. Let's hit the hatch. You got a hatchee. Of course
We'll do a quick reset. We'll do a quick reset
you
I
Was not one on the truck over yonder. Oh, I lie
I could just whether it was a another truck here
He said it should be a close spawn. There's a definitely a box bar somewhere here
Yeah
Which we're the spot add
Right in front of you
What an idiot!
Please!
How much did I miss?
That's what you had to ever miss.
Got him!
Nice!
You the guy on the left, I'll leave the guy on the right.
Heard it.
He nut!
How's he know?
You see golly, I wonder.
Fuck you sir, you're looking at my screen, you're screen peaking!
Die!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, there's another team.
peanut come here
tell that one first
get out of here
scram we're trying to make a helicopter
Get down there somewhere.
Anything can be like our mules and get the other box.
I think this guy's lying.
I think he's here to kill us.
You think so?
Come here.
Get out of here!
There's something that's a little off about this guy.
Am I right, boys?
Am I right?
I'm since that you guys since that
Okay, you see
Wait, we lazy what what you hear you he said I promise I'm not gonna kill you. Oh
Oh, yeah, we were you know, he was watching stream
Let's go this way see they follow us let's find that box
We should be around here somewhere.
What if we spawned within the pipes?
I remember now.
Somewhere over here.
Oh, here it is. Go on.
Nice. Score.
We just got to find one more.
I'm excited.
Should we search in this area or go to the next depot?
We should probably go to the one where we know where it spawns, no?
Mm-hmm. That's how they get that's how they get
Follow me clue
And she's heavy
You might clean that for a short spell. I got you. You can say concern
I'll keep my people so much for the box
Superized
Like we used to put we were good to get it wait drop it for a second. I'll tell you my sample
Get over here, Pugs!
Oh, where'd he go?
Okay.
Well.
Oh my god.
And we're under the map.
Right, here we go.
Follow me, too.
Run backwards, you go faster when carrying a field creep.
That's an urban legend!
That's a witch tale.
That's true.
I'm going to try this one at a stop, punk.
Yeah, you use this table and then I'll drag it.
Good, good, good.
Oh
I'm just a cat surprises guys and follows and kills
Big surprise actually I go ahead dump it
Take it. You dinga
Get over here box
Well, it's like a good side on it too
Let's get pulled that's in front of us
I fuck them. We wouldn't even
Is he a snapbook mindist?
Oh, they're dying, they're dying!
Oh, get that guy, guy two!
This guy has a missable.
Wait, are these guys just all stream sabers coming over here and killing each other on the way over?
There he is!
Oh, they know about us.
Fuck him!
Oh, what's up with that guy, Peanut?
Good to see you, good to see you.
I
Take that pool
You should think you're doing that watch into the house. Oh I'm one I'm one
Which is for that, I think I think inside the building
We're down is your here, sir
sure there he is yeah take that oh my god I can't trust him that oh good worker
where the win is all right time to die here little beta goop it'll be the goop
Oh, Indiana Bomb? Spore?
Nice.
This guy was packing in a fire boogie.
And where we dropped the box at?
Oh, shit.
Ah, now we'll find it. We'll find it.
Right here over this mountain.
There it is! Got it!
Nice.
Follow the clue.
I'm pretty certain there's two guys just kind of lurking back there this whole time.
They're pretty, pretty certain.
Mm-hmm watch your back follow me gang
You
I'll give you this while I heal up real quick.
Just in case you see a little crazy out here.
Check it out.
Well, there should be a box on the truck back yonder.
If you don't spot that out of the house.
I think you can spot it in that hangar that we just did, too.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
I'm looking at the truck beds, I don't see it.
We need chocolate over here.
Buy those buildings.
Now there's the end.
But I do, I do, there's another one.
Nice!
That goal!
We're both going to have bonkocottos!
Yee-haw!
Someone already picked this up.
Oh, shit.
It's shawty, it's out of the hoosie-doosie.
Hello?
We're going to make the bonkocottos.
Take this shack over here.
Oh, here, no take-offs.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Nice.
Let us convince the assembly.
So what you want to do is you want to pick up the box
and throw it at this rock.
Like that.
You want to have a jaunty angle.
Not jaunty enough.
No, not just enough. No, it's gonna be John T. What does that mean? Like a John T. Angle.
Like that?
I'll check it out.
Okay, I'm gonna keep working on the John T. Box.
Okay.
i'll check it out okay i'm gonna keep working on the jaunty box okay
should be just jaunty enough
not jaunty enough
should be perfectly jaunty
yeah i don't know if it has to be perfectly jaunty we might be able to just get jaunty this with
The hill rod
Wait, hold on. I think we can make it jockey by standing all the way up here. I think. Is that jockey enough boys?
This rocks that's two jaunty
That's kind of jaunty. That'll work
Okay, I think I mimicked that
Wait, did we put that we put one?
right here okay oh it's too dodgy I can't see behind the rock oh you try this
Okay, guys! That's the perfect amount of jauntiness. Well, actually, no, not. No, it's fine. We have to make the other one double as jaunty, because I fucked up the jauntiness of this one.
Oh, fuck.
This is already super jaunty.
We just found a steep hill. We can get this easy. You're right here, right here.
This is pretty steep. Put it right here and smack it a little. Like that.
We're at that. There we go. We'll put that right there. Perfect.
Okay. That was Jonte. That's what you like to see. That's what you call Jonte right there.
I don't know what's happening. Oh, yeah, that's jaunty. That's jaunty
No, we put it on this truck over here. I did do
Oh
Like this
Nice, like a diagonal like that perfect. Oh, we might have a two donkey. Oh
You want to be me? Oh
That's not good. That's not good amigo. Oh fuck
What if we put it on this truck? We're tired like that
What are we wait?
Up with a truck then
Put it like
like
I'm like like that
that. Is that John T?
John T.
We will use the jauntiness to our, to our benefit.
Oh. Oh yeah. You see, you see how it's jaunty?
Now. Oh, that's jaunty. That's jaunty. Oh yeah.
Oh, that's jaunty right there. That's jaunty.
But now
Now
Is that over there I can't tell you we might have any to John D. Oh
Shit never want to make it to John D. You would never want to make it to Johnny
You gotta find a we gotta find a better spot for this one that's high up with one that we got easy access to
Come on. Mm-hmm
yeah it's too jaunty it's too jaunty I tell you that's as simple as that it's
too jaunty can't have too much jaunty you know that's what I'm saying
eat something taller what about what about here fuck I came with a bunch of
there. Oh, you can't climb it. It's simply too jaunty.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you saying?
What are you saying? I might have a solution here. Okay.
Is that too jaunty?
Really? I might have this? I might have this?
I think I don't I think it's you John D. I think it's you John D.
See again. What if we let him throw it to you? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You sweet. You stay right here with the box and then you throw me the box.
Okay. Ready? Now.
I do a little higher, son.
Okay, hold on.
I can't jump with this thing.
Nice. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we're cooking now. We're cooking
Is that is that the perfect John's E? Oh
We're almost in perfect John Dean is
We're doing that might work that might work you try
Hold up women we'll I can move a little bit more I can move a little bit more. Okay, oh
Oh shit. Get out of here. We're doing something. What type of witchcraft are you all doing over here?
Fuck you.
No, don't mind my friend. He's a little drunk.
Just hang tight. You'll see.
Well, the hell?
I'm sorry for him, take his move.
Take his move.
Oh, oh.
What?
Oh, no, I'm working on something.
All right.
You see that?
What?
If I don't know what to do.
Absolutely.
Are you getting, you see the cuckoo?
I got to solve this jauntiness issue.
Oh, shit.
You got it there.
Let's go.
I'm telling you, we made it to Jaunty.
It's as simple as that.
The jauntiness levels are off the charts.
It's as simple as that.
Oh shit, ground it! No!
Damn it!
It's okay, we do it again.
Are you, are you, are you taking it? And then you throw it at me.
Okay. Ready?
Yep. Catch it.
Fuck. Oh shit.
Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, we're safe.
Ready? Now!
Got it!
Nice!
I have to drop this as I'm falling.
No that didn't work.
No T, I think we just made it to Joggy.
There's no way to advance him.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That could work, that could work.
Joggy, this house is just right.
Fuck my ass, it's to Joggy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hammer it, hammer it.
We've seen it in...
It's weird, it's weird, it's weird.
We've got to turn it like...
Oh shit.
No, that's not going to work either.
So wait, what exactly are you doing, man?
SCIENCE!
Why am I not over there, I'm picking!
This takes absolute focus!
My fault, man, my fault.
I stand right on this window sill.
What on now?
It's too jaunty, it's too jaunty.
Oh, I hate someone's jaw.
I'm trying to tell you.
The Johnty's levels are off the charts.
It's as simple as that.
I can't.
It's too Johnty.
Wait, what if you stand right here?
Will you stand right here?
Here.
Oh.
Stand on my head.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's working,
it's working here.
Wait, wait.
Tell him to flip the box. Please gotta tell him to flip it.
You know that fucking shit's fucking mouth and tongue I got had?
And turn that message.
I'm trying to focus over here.
Move a little bit to the right. Move it to the right.
Okay.
You move my right, my right.
Oh shit.
Yeah, this way this way this way this way
Hey, wait
It's absolute precision
Absolute precision
It's it's too John D. It's too John D. Guys to John D. I repeat to John D. To John D. We got we got reset the jauntiness
Yeah reset the jauntiness reset the jauntiness perfect right there right there
We're witnessing brightness.
Jesus Christ.
Right now, there we go. Perfect level of John right there.
Perfect level of John. That's why we want a John-iness.
Right there.
Now we put it right here.
There we go. Okay, now we've got it. Now we've got it.
Okay.
Wait, we're not gonna have enough zip lines for two bonkers wait, does he have one with zip line?
No
Fuck you fire you fire you fire you want us to get one for one?
No, you're good. You're good
You see this boys you need to see I can whip this up
You see you see this you see that's it
Yeah, I can whip this up. This is massive undiscovered tech right here alien technology
Let me see how it works, Jack. Do you want to see the first slide?
I don't know what I'm doing
Why you
okay I'll take the first line. Okay you go you go you go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, miss him. Miss him. Miss him. Miss him. Miss him.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Now, the real trick is if you can go down.
Oh, let me give it a shot.
Holy shit. You're gonna die.
I can't go down. I can't.
You gotta try it.
I'm trying.
Try harder.
I'm trying as hard as I can. Try harder.
We tried this. No, that's not working either. We tried that. No. That's not working either.
Nothing's working, nothing's working here!
Okay, you're only a thousand meters up.
What am I doing now?
Oh my god, Peter, you're gone. He's hitting a little dancer!
Hit the boogie. I can't go down. It wasn't jaunty enough.
This is what happens when you're jauntying your levels. I'm not correct. You see this?
You see this dragon? No, we're rushbacks and the jauntyest levels are
Wack you got nervous in front of the crowd
It's just not John's enough
There right
Not enough John. I told you not enough John not enough John. It's as simple as that simple as that
Yeah, I'm gonna try going down one more time. We see
Oh
I'm fine. I'll catch you. Thank you. Thank you
What's happening?
Oh my god, hold up. Wait a minute. I'm falling, but I still have the box in my hand. Oh,
so you're gonna survive? Yeah, I just gotta, I just gotta catch it in the last second.
Free bird, yeah! I actually never seen this before. I'm still holding the box. I'm still
hold the box as long as I catch it the very last second I should survive in no
pressure I can do this my eyes closed three two one now
It just dropped the box? Not really, no.
Oh, I see your flare. Come on over! Come on over!
On my way! Come on in, the one is fine!
I'm coming!
It just dropped the box instead. I was supposed to grab the zip line.
I don't know what happened. Missing putt, missing putt.
So you fucked it.
That is correct. That is correct.
But the bunker cop is still intact, we can give it another try, you give it a shot.
I mean you can figure out how to go down.
It's all experimental science anyways, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
You can look up.
You try that next time, maybe look up.
man that sounds like it's gonna work
that sounds like a genius idea wait
Peter what if while you take off I snap
hook your box and we both go to the
go to the school yeah yeah
We have our good thinking five minutes left. We see what means to the helicopter. You wanted to look out there
Well, you take the helicopter and then eyes and then I snap it. Okay, so it's good. I don't know how the fuck to do
All right, that's right
Are you just stay attached me and I'll take us to goop tower
Second time's the time the never the plan never goes well on the first one everybody knows that
You ready?
Are you set hook?
You should just take off the set hook.
Do I shoot it now?
No!
Oh my God!
Come back down!
He won't let me down!
Peter, drop the fucking bomb!
I'm trying, I'm trying!
Peter, drop the bomb!
I'm fucking dead!
Press E!
That's what I'm doing!
PESA HARDER, PEDA PLEASE!
Oh, you're coming down.
Oh, you're going right back up.
Speed!
Yeah, I am coming down!
Oh yeah, you're coming down, you're controlling it!
Oh my god, you know, PESA-
We weren't doing it, we weren't doing it!
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come!
We weren't doing it!
It was sautianob!
Let's go!
Coming down at quite a slow rate.
I
Good ball lasted oh
You coming down you coming down. Hey, oh my god. We're just looking up actually making you down because I'm gonna look like a total idiot
You see I can't see okay. You're too close for me to see the distance. So I think it's working
That's what they say, third time of the job.
I'll take the thing, use Snapbunk, you ready?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, do I Snapbunk first?
No, you Snapbunk as soon as you see me take off.
Oh my god.
You're making it.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, I don't know when you take off.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
Okay.
It's long-sighted.
Three, two, one, now.
I'm ready to die for science.
Yes, I'm prepared to die for the
furtherment of science.
I'm on hold on.
You boys got stop hooks.
Everybody stop with me at the same time.
Ready?
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
you know where? go
3
2
1
NOW!
I forgot to do it guys sorry I fucked it up
alright you have 3
2
1
NOW!
LETS GOOOOOO!!
We're stupid! We're stupid! Weeeeeee!
Are we admitted? I'm gonna go ahead and just drop this before we run out of time.
And it's all gonna be done. Alright, well, okay, well, alright, okay, alright, we have
60 seconds left all right okay all right you have to leave that be chief no
I wait for you
I'm trying I'm trying
I'm working out
I'm trying
you getting further away
it won't let me drop it
I'm looking up down lift right everything
You have to leave about me chief
I'll be all be here till the last second. You're a good man. You're a good man
You're a good man. I love you bitch
I'll never stop loving you bitch. I'm leaving. Goodbye. This is me God speed
Mm-hmm.
Excellent, ladies and gentlemen, excellent raid.
Thank you for staying with me there in my final moments, Mr. Drag.
I appreciate that.
Did those other two guys get out?
Yeah.
Okay, good, good, good.
Yeah.
Good, good.
All right, well, good enough.
Yeah.
Good, good, good.
That was fun.
Then we almost got the bucket cop to work, and it was just too jaunty.
Not John D. No, I have two little John two little John wait before first it was to John D. And then there was it wasn't
Enough John D. Come on
We'll get the next time you will catch one of them. We found easily. Oh, yeah, I see later that girl man
He's he's he's he's he's I'm getting off. I'm getting off
I'm getting off. I'm getting off
Have a silly little night, gentlemen, full of silly, illiterate dreams, perhaps, per
chance, or maybe, if you ever so desire.
Good night!
Good night now!
Good night now, gag!
Good night!
Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night!
I'm gonna go to the next program, that's diarrhea!