you
you
you
you
you
You
Let's go!
It's this bitch!
I say!
Don't eat no one, bitch!
Don't eat no one, damn it!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Let's fucking go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
it is a beautiful thick man Thursday gentlemen how are you bongulators doing
on this fine thick man Thursday gentlemen everybody doing fantastic I'm not
That lagging fuck you shut up. I'm doing the adventure is everybody doing good. Oh
Yeah, sorry for being late today boys. I have to be late today boys. I
Was sitting there. I was actually watching a
TikTok live of ARC survival evolved it captured my attention it captured my attention
It was three gentlemen two gentlemen defending a base and I got a little carried away
I got a little carried away. I forgot that I ran out of voodoo range
So I hopped in the whip and I immediately dashed down the road to grab some new ones
That's why I'm a little late speaking of which
Allow me to crack open the first word of the day
Feel free to join me if you ever so desire
hmm
Oh, yeah, you hear that voice you hear that voice the gates of heaven right there
Oh yeah, that's much better than those crappy Mililights.
Until I drank three tall boys of Mililights last night, and I was sober as a nut.
I didn't feel shit.
That stuff is garbage.
I don't know how to put it in a drink.
You're late every day.
Yes, but today I was extra late.
15 instead of 7 10 fuck you let me get the crew together one moment gag let me get the crew let me get the crew
Let me get the crew
Also, I figured out why it was so hot in my house recently by the way apparently that the
Breaker for the AC unit flipped itself or something like that or the people that were working on the generator
We did it and then I turned it back on after it being offered like three days and my entire house smells like actual dog
diarrhea I have no idea why hopefully it's not a gas leak and I die all right
let me get the guys one second one second one moment give me a second second
let me get my game let me get the game together let me get the game together
oh yeah that's that I replaced the filter I repel that was actually after I
turned it back on I replaced the filter after I turned it back on in hindsight
probably should have done that before I turned it back on so that's 50-50 may die may not who knows
we'll figure it out and we'll wing it we'll wing it we'll wing it doesn't matter we'll wing it uh
don't lie to candle god and thanks thanks chief thanks for the inside scoop uh now where is my
my gang at, where are the gang members at?
Oh, they're in this other discord.
We're gonna sneak in, boys, we're gonna sneak in.
We're gonna sneak in.
Be very quiet.
Be quiet.
It was?
Yeah.
See you in a good watch.
Wow wow wow oh baby boys hello everybody
how are you boys on this fine big man
Thursday
you know we literally just died and he
He was like, okay, I think that's it for me.
And then wham!
You were like, hello!
Bam!
Boom!
Skadoos!
A wizard never arrives early nor late.
He arrived precisely when he is meant to.
And he needs to get...
Oh, wait, he's needed.
Something like that.
Wait, that was tough.
Yeah.
That was tough, bro.
Fuck yeah.
What's up, man?
How'd you do?
Pretty good.
I watched an arc survival of all TikTok live
like an hour and a half. It was fucking sweet. Fucking. Yeah. You don't play
Oxfam involved with the dinosaurs in the in the ages. Oh, I've never played that
game. I'm talking about true. That's a great game. It's what it's only for like
dude. I'm telling you listen. I've seen jobless. I've seen bitchless. Even like
rust. You know those guys are jobless and make yourself in the mirror. All right,
There's not even a mirror that can fit you in it. Now listen to me for a second. I
Do not know a single game. I
Not even it's not even the same ballpark not even in the same galaxy the people who play ox survival evolved are genuinely the most jobless
Bitchless friendless people ever they will create a base that is 50 to 100 times anything
I've ever built my entire life and I'll read the caption. It'll be like oh day one of the white
It's I've got you. You don't see that
I do not see how I should have a marker.
There's a reconnection.
Without playing it completely.
Just a tame a dino.
Am I right boys? Am I right?
Way back when it first came out.
You wanted a T-Rex. You're hitting that bitch with these lazy berries for 35
to an hour and a half
just for some other bitchless asshole
to come over and kill you.
I don't know how,
I love the game, but I don't know how anyone plays on any public service.
I'm sorry
But in a good way in a good way, I commend them I literally could not do it myself
You two don't look you know you
Was two days ago you got your days wrong on the entrance right?
Brother it was it was hard and it was feiny and it was big and thick and
I'd like to hear that's where I like to hear
I've never had a day like this.
I'm sorry.
I know.
But I'm gonna do it again.
I love you guys, man.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
You guys have the rage really been going that bad?
Really?
No, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut.
Five raids in a row to cheaters and stream cybers.
Five.
Oh.
Five.
And they're full of guns.
I'm telling you, yesterday me and Coxe were playing.
And no joke.
We ran into single dad after single dad after single dad. It was the easiest day I've ever played
Actually, did you you might have seen this?
Did you see the clip on tiktok where there was
We ran into the locker room at the top of group tower on dead battlegrounds and there was a I think there's a husband and wife
and the wife goes
And you guys you guys are really like coming in here
We're doing well, but they're doing like really guys like really guys and so I unloaded the entire bobcat in her mouth
I would love that. I would love that.
Am I right, boys?
That's all I want.
I'm manifesting it for you guys. Good luck tonight, boys.
Godspeed. Godspeed.
Go save the city. Go save the city. You can fix it.
Go save the city. Go save the city.
Mmm.
Are we right for a night, gentlemen?
Oh yeah. Oh, I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
I just took my medication oh what he means is government funded method
Venomins that's what he's talking about by the way when he says medication this
is his second dose let's get it baby wait ghost number two dose dose I know I
took I only took half a tablet earlier in preparation but I did just take a
a full one in the other half.
You're peeking. You're peeking.
Spill the beans. Watch the company in milligrams. Tell us right?
Now. tell us.
You know, you know. You know what?
You know what? You know what?
You want to know what?
Don't be stupid, bro.
Go for it.
Spill the beans, touch.
What?
You really wanna know?
You can't tell.
Nicholas, you know, you know, guys, you may know, I have to know.
I have to know if a full tablet means like something big or something small.
I have to know.
I did a five M G edible the other day and I was in a fucking mood.
Holy shit.
You guys, OK, listen, listen, I got to say this.
I am a very large human being.
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
So my dosage may be a little higher and it sounds unhealthy, but it's completely fine.
But yes. Well, what is it?
What is it?
No, I'm not going to say it.
Come on!
Come on!
We want to know.
We want to know.
We want to know for weeks, man.
Just roll out.
Just tell us.
Just tell us.
Roll it out.
What's not easy?
Is it extended videos?
How about IDM it?
How about IDM it?
How about IDM it?
Okay, yeah, okay.
You DM it and I'll say it live.
No!
No!
No!
I'm fine.
I won't say it live, but I'll have a...
A proportional, a proportional reaction to it so that people can take their own gas.
Holy shit!
Wait, what's the- what's the company? What's the- what's the brand?
Oh, holy fucking shit.
I didn't even know they made him that hot!
Holy shit!
Oh, well, all righty. We got ourselves a killer. We got ourselves a killer, buddy
He's gonna be locked in. We do we do we do we do
I think minimum they last like six hours, right and then the big one's
I don't know I don't know
You should be silly
like I wanted I want to say I know it was hard there I know you only took half
but I thought you played really good you're not getting hard on that much
matter of mmm my eyes are gonna be crawling out of my fucking head
that's making you in for the next seven and a half hours and you're lucky
I'm already feeling it come over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We gotta talk about this man this guy.
He's almost died.
Yeah.
I know.
Please avoid the sneezes tonight if at all possible.
Okay.
I have an excuse.
I had a viral infection.
I'm on antibiotics for that's my excuse.
Oh, that's my excuse.
Mr. Kratos, holy crap, my man!
I did nothing to do with you!
You're an outcast!
Mr. Kratos, you deviant dog!
Thank you, my boy, first victim of the night is to be Mr. Kratos on the house!
Let's ride!
and a very good client.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What?
What am I doing?
My first raid of the night feels like making a good one.
Mr. Hodge, Mr. Hodge!
Yes, yes, hello?
You know, anti-bacterial pills are the only medication on the market that cure you.
I might have dripped this fun fact this could be a lie. Just letting you know before I
I'm like 50% certain I think
Like it's the only thing that only has positive effects and no negative or something like that
Oh, you still get sick, but yeah, you know you can you can die. I'm pretty sure if you don't do it, right?
No, I think it's the only thing that gives you I think every other thing on the market just treats you isn't right?
Just numbs it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I love the paint.
Wait, wait, wait.
Think about it for a second.
What's another pill that cures you?
I don't think there is one.
Is there?
I think so.
Excedrin for headaches?
No, that's a, that's, again, that's, that's concealing the, the, the side effects.
It's not a cure.
Creasing.
Mm-hmm.
What are you curing yourself?
Creasing is good for the mind and the body.
Get bigger.
Try it.
All that's left is you.
Holy shit, holy shit, that's not a big soldier!
That's right.
Am I in front? Minds it.
Okay, is uh, tech enabled?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I, I, I was 100% off.
Fuck, okay.
Where, where, where?
I heard the door close.
Oh, oh, they're talking to us.
Oh, shit.
I don't think the tech is on it.
I don't think it is either.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
What are you saying?
I'm speaking in tongue, you're speaking with us.
Yeah, he had too much fucking Adderall or something.
Oh, hey, what the fuck?
We'll have the two guys on meth fighting each other, Godfight.
Yo, yo, come down, come down.
Yo, yo, yo.
No.
Yeah.
You need to get out of here.
Your not forced out of talking.
Yeah!
What, what my boyfriend said.
Boys is game one, it's the first game of the day.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Side door.
Side door, side door.
Get to the door.
No, no, no, there's nothing.
Oh, they got me good. They got me good.
Hey, just walk him back.
Oh, you're so good.
A bomb!
Hey, hey, toss, toss.
You're not dead.
Pause your shemuta.
To the bomb, to the bomb.
Hey.
What the... Get out of here.
Where the outside left?
Yeah, the outside, the left, the left, the left.
The bombs in here.
Okay team, right above us getting ready to drop down.
Right above us.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
He's not dead!
And he's dead.
Sit down, boy!
Through, through, through, through P!
Wait, wait, oh, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got-
Take that, Hooligan!
Oh, that's a bomb!
That would be a bomb.
I'm coming, Hunch! I got you!
Don't show yourself behind!
Got him!
Nice!
I killed the other guy.
Good shoot!
Got you.
push it push it push it push it
die die die die die die die die
thank god yeah
they're swinging they're swinging they're swinging
one
they went broke on the left
one around one down one
I can't see where he's shooting
two down two down one
let's go to the right side
there's a team outside one
there's a team outside one
just kill this guy right here
no he's resting
Watch your cat it's most which which cat but that would okay
He's a good one after oh
My god, there's some random person right here
There's some random guy right here. Not sure who he is
Hey, how you doing? Oh, hey, thank you my boy
Hello good
Got one of those 50 defense for Cooper
oh thank you good chair thank you good chair we're back
I'm back alive I'm back alive I'm joining these guys's team
This is my chunky friend Mr. Hodge. Don't shoot him. He's a good man. I'll go in first
boys on me
judge
judge
what what what what what
no
oh
oh
there's people behind us behind us
oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
I'm hiding down here for a second.
Oh shit, no I'm the good guy, I'm the good guy!
You have got to be off the view in this part, but this guy didn't need a tank to present his area.
Something tells me that maybe one or two of those guys may or may not have been watching
our streams. Call me crazy. I'll be crazy. But something tells me there was something
inorganic about that situation. No, you're crazy. I just said maybe, maybe very low
chance very low chance now something tells me maybe like one of those guys knew
maybe one of us maybe you're talking about right
gentlemen right you're crazy but who knows who knows could be no and it
there's always a chance there's always a chance you can't rule anything out
You gotta look at all the factors of the equation.
Do you really do?
Exactly. Exactly.
Alright, I'm activating the tech.
That way 50 big, brawling gentlemen don't watch our stream and then ask my guys.
I hope you guys don't mind.
Please.
Oh.
By the way, Mr. Hutch, Mr. Hutch, I love that technique.
Nick Merck, did you catch it?
Mute at the beginning of the round.
Unmute after all dead.
Did you catch that technique, Mr. Hutch?
I've never seen such a big thing in my defense this is his new thing in my
My
Lim from limb six and a half feet above hot just sit down there's some dark corner muted
I thought I thought it was meditating thinking about what what next move to make
I didn't say anything even though I was muted I can't lie to you
I didn't say a fucking word I was mouth open gaming that's all I was doing
You think it may or may not be because of the triple dose over what your doctor recommended of absolute math running through your veins right now maybe?
It could be the triple dose of what your doctor prescribed you of methamphetamines.
It could be.
He's actually sitting over there wide eyed, red veined, got his entire cordia, staring
at his screen and it's away from it.
layers of tech but not super duper tech yeah no that's super duper yeah exactly
exactly lose something something there's something something to keep us a little
safer building floors they think it's the fourth time
that's right I gotta go take my ink in the seaside it's hot fucking here
Oh, Mr. Creators, I'm fitting as a white good man, good man!
And Mr. Beasy, I'm fitting as a white good man, good man!
And Mr. Byve, I'm fitting as a white good man, good man!
Thank you, boys. Beasy, good boys.
I'm very kind to get them in.
Hmm, welcome back. Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Had a double check.
It's getting spicy in here.
I had noodles and meat just about an hour ago.
I'll just be that.
Maybe the meat sweats.
Something's in the loft.
Did you just walk?
No, that was levitation.
Oh, there's a tender scar.
Let's ride!
you boys ready for a great raid
Woohoo!
How swell, how swell!
We public fresh these days!
They're absolutely rigged!
I get focused up.
I never wanted to see a symbol on the top run on my screen more than my leg, man.
Hey, hold on. There. This is sharp.
Honestly, the game is already so plagued with 15-minute desync delay
that going out of service doesn't really make any difference at all.
Just with blue tabs, I want a tenner.
I mean...
It actually is crazy.
It actually has got a crazy.
the ground downtown downtown all of the boys ball those clickers you get
crafty I'm telling you that they're learning with AI they've learned to
shoot on the ground they didn't do that the first week they're getting smarter
I
Don't come out with secrets watch it watch it right here. You said we said the robots are getting smarter
Yeah, artificial intelligence China they got ones that shoot guns
Yeah, I'm telling you any time I use chat GMT I use please and thank you that way when the robot AI take over
They make me like their pet or something
That little peanuts we like him
We got five years maximum before they're just rolling down the streets and metal bodies
That's how tell me that you gotta be nice to him gotta be nice to him don't remember
I saw it, I don't know if it's real man, but in China they have robots with guns shooting at unison man
They're real. It's over man. They're Star Wars or some shit. I don't know what's real and what's fake anymore
I don't I doubt I doubt they have robots with guns. I mean, I think any simple 10 could be like
Well, AI isn't really fully developed. We shouldn't probably give it a body with a fully automatic
556 rifle. It really makes sense
Mm-hmm. Don't tell you I think I think we're going so fast on this thing
They're gonna put like little snipers inside the stop signs so that when somebody j-walks it just shoots them in the head clean one shot
Mm-hmm
There's not gonna fucking snipe j-walkers. Oh, okay. Well, that was just an example. That was just an example. That was just an example
Like like right like AI detect in a bank like it is sees a robber like a like a two comes out of a wall
Like a double-oh-seven car film movie and just goes like got the incredible when like Edna
Someone rings Edna's doorbell
Yeah
Exactly exactly Edna
Edna and Edna
Edna and guest and she didn't say guest that's her would have fucking
You see that you see that that Tesla robot
Oh, let's kill him
Do you don't see that Tesla robot that they built is that like is there a real thing that you could buy right now?
Is that just in like like when it's like in those phases when they just show it off
You know, it's about like it's a full human
Black and white it's like a robot
Like I'm not gonna lie like that's I'm super convenient because it would like do all your laundry and like do your dishes and shit
But if you woke up at three in the morning and saw a shadowy robot figure standing on your bedroom door
I'm driving the shotgun
I'm not taking any chances
There would be leads over your bed in the morning
He's like, wake up there's a problem
You're going to take this dick
I just got updated from Tesla with the dick functionality
I'm trying to test it out.
Yo, are they fucking robots yet?
I read about them.
Oh, yeah, they're fucking robots.
They've been fucking robots.
Oh, yeah, no doubt.
Yeah, no doubt.
Oh, 100%.
100%.
I mean, it's got to take some serious balls to fuck a robot.
You want to finish this, Clintus?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think one of those meatballers.
Oh, man.
Take your stick plate off.
it off. It's kind of crazy playing in park Raiders and talking about all this. Oh, I'm just curious.
They're up here. They're up at the top. Oh, well, I missed the zipline. We're going through the legs.
Okay. Well, are you doing the zip? No, I'm cool with you. I'll cool with you. Yeah, I'm gonna go kill
them. Wait, do you not have a grapple? No, I've got a grapple. I'll just talk you up.
I got to be quite a good time if you think you can take them you go
I'd fridge has been telling me to replace my water filter for months and now I want to
taste like lemon.
My snapbook is charging now, just don't do anything crazy.
We need a great snap.
I'm like, Malibun.
They just don't like to see the claimer.
They know. Good luck.
They know what?
They know. They know.
They know you guys are coming. I turn and run.
No, we never turn and run.
We're warriors.
Good luck.
We don't need luck.
Tell them they're coming. We don't need luck.
I don't know how do I get up?
hit that ledge with it you do a double oh shit I fell again that fell all the
way I don't have to charge together man fuck oh man I will take care of these
hooligans alone oh fuck yeah good luck man I don't need luck look at it boys
soon as my sapling is done with charging
doesn't even have one yet
it's not worth it but are they all the way up?
it's worth it
they were on the roof, ran straight to me and slid at exactly where I was
I downed one but the other one just came around
how many are there?
there's all three
make it a thousand
make it ten thousand
it won't make a difference
I will avenge you Mr. Hutch and get you goop
All right, wait for me.
Are you going the other way?
Yeah, we'll pinch it.
We'll pinch it.
OK, such good.
Such good.
I stopped working almost hard.
Oh, man.
The fuck am I going to do this shit?
I can't get it high.
We never back down.
We never give up.
Just like PK30 says.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm in position and ready to rub.
Like you?
I have a mind here.
All right, here we go.
Oh, but at least I'm on top of my zip.
You for me, you for me.
I got the box, I got you.
Oh!
As I said, very aware.
Now, I've done all I can do.
It's up to you, Nick.
God speed.
We've done all we can do boys and that's all that could be asked of us
All right, well, I I heard you said that we're gonna be ready. I didn't think they were gonna be that ready. Oh
Yeah, I didn't even get a single shot off
That was incredible that was incredible
I hope you big man
Sounds like that sound effecting Rorokai and Rig me with the basketball guys coming down from the heavens
Good run
Fuck you guys
You know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about
Great attempt right there Nick, great attempt.
Excellent, great, excellent, great.
Oh man.
What a mere warm up.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah.
I'd like to see him do that a third time.
What happened?
What happened?
Simple as that.
That was tech that was tech. Yeah, I those guys didn't sound very Brazilian. I
Would say those guys are not Brazilian lands
No
I think the words get fucked on the same in English as they are in Portuguese.
I think that's where the misunderstanding is coming from.
Yeah, that one translates over easy.
You should have been a bit of a goop.
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
We forgive you, we forgive you.
Try to be hard on them, that's what matters most.
That's all that can be asked of you.
Thank you, thank you.
You've been a bad.
Back to holding corners with shotguns.
Yeah, I'm good at yeah, we're probably gonna have to change up the strategy of it. I do have a new technology called the bungalow
That's different in the bunk that's different in the bottom of beetle. That's different in the bunker beetle. Yeah, this is the bungalow
What we need is four explosive mines. I have zero and one wall. I have a wall
Can you bring the mines?
Good, good.
Yep, I can.
I'm activating super dupe attack.
A little bit of that.
A little bit of this.
And we ride.
Okay.
Hey, take $20 of the 10k, I just wanted the casino, thank you, Mr. Sane, Godspeed!
Put it all on black and double-ed.
For legal purposes, that's a joke, for legal purposes, that's psych, psych, for legal purposes.
If you're not a bitch, huh, you're not a pussy, huh, I gave it to you versus like, hmm, you
get that wall.
Oh yeah, I got the wall.
Perfect.
What do you want?
Do I got the wall?
I got the wall.
I got the wall.
I got the wall.
I got the wall.
Boopa tech right now.
Here we go.
Super duper duper duper tech.
Yes super duper over charged maximum overlord tech.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Super duper mucucer mucucer, big dog, big dick gang, beefy tech.
Tysie, tysie, tysie, exactly, exactly.
Super Super Woopa Poopa Boopa Poopa Doopa Poopa Loopa Poopa Poopa Poopa
Toopa Doopa Foopa
Thank you
Now LET'S RIDE
I
That's right
with the crew.
I don't think I'm up for it though.
They have weaklings.
Weaklings.
Sorry for my challenge with these.
There were nocks bottom right, I think.
Bottom right what?
Bottom right were the big chicken spawns?
I don't see anything.
There's nothing there going up there.
That's actually the top right if you look at the map
Yeah, the top right
We're at the bottom right sorry the top right. Yeah, you're thinking of the top
Okay top right but they're but the bottom right
Got it
To
One here.
One here.
A hunch is no time for goofing around.
Right here.
Three, two, one.
Get him.
Oh!
They're returning fire!
Another team, another team.
A hunch makes those bombs in your ass.
Get out of here, Claker!
Oh, behind us are the stairs!
Where?
I don't know!
I don't know!
I'm getting shot from everywhere!
Run!
Come alive!
Come alive!
Come alive!
Come alive!
Come alive!
Come alive!
Come up!
Come up!
Come up!
Come up!
Come up!
Come up!
Come up!
a madman down there
Your TV will blast me from over me everywhere
This guy's this guy's ain't every head job
Oh, that's a bomb
It's much much much. I couldn't pop it come up here. It's cheap
Well, come up push it back hold the line
I'm healing fuck
You know you
Oh, I see the answer to the smoke
It's a ball as well almost better
I'm making the wall, I'm making the wall!
Watch me, bro!
I'm looking for it.
Put mines?
Put mines over there.
They want to do it, they want to do it!
Okay.
I got mines already, yes.
Shhh!
Where the rocket here is outside!
Shhh! They're... they're...
What? What's going on?
They're gonna flank us, bro.
They're gonna flank us.
OH MY GOD!
Oh, I'm dead instantaneously.
I never stood a chance.
Yeah, you're doing it.
Push it!
I can't move, T! I can't move!
Dead on one, dead on one, dead on one!
No...
Oh...
On right, right, right, right!
Other one's swinging, swinging!
No way!
Where the winnnnnnn!
Hooray!
Good work, Nick Minks!
You see that hutch? He was killing it!
Fuck yeah!
Hey hutch!
Charlie was up there shooting, man!
He's a demon!
Gotta be, right?
That was good!
Holy shit, hutch is feeling that, man!
Can we hear that fuck?
Oh
I guarantee you he made the fist in real life
Like he's pulling down on the left
Oh my god, she's got some winners. These guys are winners
the way it went in here.
Nick is a cheater.
Why do you think we're playing with them?
Stop it!
Well, Pete, did you not loot that?
Did you feel it okay?
I looted this guy.
Peter, drop it for Hutch.
Peter, drop it for Hutch.
Okay, okay, here you go, here you go.
Drop it for Hutch.
Here you go, chief, here you go, chief.
Oh, the 204.
Did you have good attachments?
It does.
Loot show, Hutch.
Okay, Peter, good.
Here you go.
Really?
My bad!
No way!
No way!
We see that boys!
We're goofing, we're goofing!
Let's leave!
Okay, be careful, there was a team.
I'm not, I'm just kidding.
With good guns? Okay.
Your middle name is not careful, you're never careful.
Yes it is, bird careful peanut.
Oh my god!
New deck?
What new deck?
How'd you slide down so fast?
By pressing the slide button!
Right down, right down, right down!
Wow!
New deck, new deck!
I know, I know, I know!
I'm new every day!
Wow!
Wow, good thing out.
Follow me, boys.
You'll get 171,000.
Oh, Tiggles, Tiggles, Tiggles.
In the button.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
In the button.
Oh, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me.
Oh, shoot me, shoot me.
I have to stay.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
It was not too shabby, boy.
Not too shabby.
Out of the way.
First win of the night.
First win of the night.
First win of the night.
Just jerked one out in celebration.
That's what the rest of the night is going to look like right there.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
great clutch way to be out there way to be good eye good eye yeah good take good
take you saw some group one moment boys
so those right there you know what I'm gonna bring the bomb cut in that's how
confident I am that our winning streak will continue on and go to two
Fuck yeah.
Mm.
Mm.
Cycle that.
Repair this.
Cycle that.
Buy three of these from the-
I have no more seeds, never mind.
It's gonna be chicken-
Okay, perfect.
Buy three of these from the Crazy Seed.
They need like two.
Then-
group here this bad boy I just remember yeah when you crawled to me in that same
fucking fight you remember that and I couldn't move and then you could move
cuz peanut crawl to you you remember that yes that's exactly what happened
I was body blocking him so the bullets would hit me instead of him well you're
welcome yeah in theory you're welcome you're welcome just doing my part you
and you saw those mines in your butt hoist if we want to take down a big a
big chicken today I had so many deadlines so many so okay let's ride
Is he dead or not no? Joe Rogan is not dead! RIP Joe Rogan is just something people have
been spamming in my chat for two years! Two years! I have no idea why!
Look that
Okay, now I'm ready to rumble time to get serious time to get serious
Have you tried the AK 50 yet peanut she I have not I heard it's quite nice though quite nice
It's a version tire weapon very powerful
Rip Abraham Lincoln or that fucker is dead that guy is dead Joe Rogan is alive
That guy isn't dead Abraham Lincoln. He is dead
Yeah
Cool hat though. Let me tell you that guy cool hat very cool hat
hmm very fashionable very fashionable hat
you'd probably keep some goodies up there like a muffin or some snacks or a
gun
now let's ride
Time to get serious.
You boys ready for a great raid?
Damn it's raining!
So ready.
Really?
All right pal, let's slow it down this time.
That would be mine.
All right pal, let's slow it down this big man.
Hey, that works like 50% of the time.
It's a good tag.
It's a good tag.
Shit!
All the space units is about to kill us.
Run!
We go, go, go!
You'll get hunched, get hunched!
He's the slowest one!
Peter, please get Peter inside me!
This sniper's not a job!
It's me!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I don't know.
He don't know!
It's on Peter!
Oh, my God!
Run!
Run for your lives!
Oh, my God, there's people up here!
There's people up here!
Okay, I'm setting up the Bungalow.
Okay.
What the fuck?
This is 100% success rate.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, what was that, bro?
Take a look at that, Hodge.
You see that?
That's advanced alien technology right there.
As soon as they open that door, they get reduced to mere molecules.
You see that, big man?
You see that?
That looks awesome!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come take a look, Mr. Nickwinks, if you desire.
Oh yeah!
We've got someone coming to you at the bottom!
The bottom we don't move the bottom. Oh wait, wait, hold on you cook right here. I see the vision
We did it! We did it!
Oh my god!
We're the winners!
Alien good work boys, good work!
You see that Vonguol tech right there?
Bad talent done boys, hope you had your pen and your papers out for that one.
100% success rate.
100% from the lie, I can't believe it.
Did it knock two of them or just a guy on top?
Which is one, but usually when they're breaking in, they're all three then, it kills the whole team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, we gotta fucking do that. Oh my god, that's awesome.
It's free loot.
I'm stealing that one, I'm stealing that one.
Oh
Anything else
You can just look through the crack right here
Okay, oh very good
Flashlight on man
She doesn't be there it's on the right mind
They're still people in front lobby.
We don't get them?
You know what, I got you.
You got the sauce.
You boys.
God, boys.
Good luck and I.
Let me take a sip.
Let me take a sip of the chili.
Fucking reward.
For all our hard work.
Team just ran in front door.
Just ran in front door.
For all our hard work.
Team just ran in front door, just ran in front door.
Wait, wait, here we go, get up.
Yeah, they just came in.
Well, they're at front door, they haven't come in yet.
They're just out coming in.
One's in, two's in.
They're crouching behind front desk.
Oh, Oochie Poochies!
There's one!
Hahahaha!
You can sneak up on them, make a mix.
On corner!
Not bigging me, not bigging me.
So not bigging me.
What are you breaking in to over there?
There's a team up stairs, there's a team in front.
No
What now what now?
He's caught him behind the reception dance. Then we should
Was that will you cut that out on time to focus?
Okay, you might see anyone else
Now I was your third Amiga lad.
I'm about to hear him above.
Come with me, come with me.
Go right, Bolsa.
Follow me, Bolsa.
I hear those big feet.
Come here.
That's hot.
Come here.
No, no, no.
How do you know it's me?
How do you know it's me?
Well, that's because it sounds like there's a stampede of cattle behind me.
I couldn't hear you.
You just sound like a rolling turd because you ain't got no legs.
What?
Damn.
with you. You hear the sick ones? Are you serious? What the hell are we talking about?
What are these cogs? He's stupid. They're dumb. They're dumb. Now time to check up their
poor well oh they're dumb and poor the evidence is good close ever
hmm a bit of faint I got a music album shit there that guy didn't even shoot me
I don't like I just see well as I was shooting him turned and looked at me like
Why don't you do this to me?
Watch I am getting worried that you may be in possession of a Bobcat of the stat. Are you not I?
Do not have a Bobcat
cat who is not what i have heard i have heard you're in possession of a bobcat of the stat
are you not? point it out in your inventory point it out man he's right there i don't
have a bobcat i crack one i don't believe you well i don't know what you want from me then
Yeah, I tell you the truth you died
You can catch before you get the extractor to just go somewhere else
Okay, wait, we'll give up. Oh, I'm getting inside space. She this is about to fill my horn with explosives
You need something
Chicken or sauce all the boys and rice and greens and more chicken. Are you actually eating chicken?
chicken slow-vaki. Yeah, yeah
chicken from Slovakia
It's Greek wait, that's like a fancy me. Would you have a wife?
Yeah, yeah
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
I'm getting a load of this guy.
We need a wife and stuff.
No, you don't.
Come on.
Guys, we're all adults here.
We don't need to lie to each other.
Let's get serious.
Let's get serious for a second.
Where did you get that food at?
Well, I didn't make it.
I'm with the wife again.
I'm getting a load of this guy.
I can't believe it.
I don't want to tell him, I don't want to tell him, I don't want to tell him, because he's
going to be a little bitch about it all fucking night, I'm not going to tell him.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Bitch.
Wait, you know what?
You know what?
The first thing you said when we started gaming, Nick, is, oh my god, so I'm going to say
it, Peanut, it was made by his private chef.
We bein' so fuckin' for real right now.
We bein' super duper for real right now.
Body is playin' on his solid gold gaming chair
and his solid gold mansion on his solid gold island
trod by his solid gold lake
with the private staff living him up
at Deluxe Five Star Meal.
You hear this guy, huh?
Just a little.
He thinks he's better than us.
That's my boy right there.
He thinks he's better than us.
Easy spittin' on us!
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
And it is incredible.
I cannot believe it.
We're gonna be ordering Big Macs tonight, and we're on a roll.
Yeah, like real men.
Hell yeah!
Am I right, boys?
Nah, I still get down with a Big Mac now.
Alright, alright, Richie.
Alright, pal.
What do you take your...
...Ribin' Jack like Taylor Swift over to the local McDonald's?
Fuck you!
Private chef, fucking die.
In the game of course. In the game of course.
In the game, in operators!
We reset. Let's go.
I can care. I can care. We got good luck with the bungalow.
It's time to do a quick repeat.
I agree. That was awesome.
My favorite part of this raid is the positive vibes.
We're just the three best friends I ever met, right?
Is there any sexual tension between you and your private champ?
Everybody's self-excuse me?
What?
I should- yeah, three best friends, having a good time in this raid, hell yeah!
What the three best friends that anybody can have?
Three best friends that anybody can have?
Three best friends that anybody can have?
Three best friends that anybody can have?
Oh, that's the best friend that everybody could have!
And we did! Great!
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
A tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mulling sea breads?
Or how they bury in a very innocent woman's suit?
Don't you worry.
I need someone on the street, I need someone on the street, please, pass me over there, watch out!
What the, who's that? Who's that?
Someone in the hills?
Oh my God, there is someone in the hills!
Please, God, I need this, please!
Oh, who's that? I need someone on the hill! Watch out!
Oh my God!
I got a someone, I got a someone!
I heard he kicks animals.
I think we should spread that around as misinformation.
I think that'd be the right move.
Are you in?
Are you in?
Everybody in peanut stream.
No, no, don't do that.
Don't.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
Do not do that because they fucking will.
Whoa, man.
What?
My fault?
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit
No, no Nick Mercer saying it was your fault and I was here defending your honor
He was saying fuck that drag guy. I hate him personally
He's a pizza shit, and he's a horrible player, and I said no stop saying no then he said then he said he hates
So rich people smaller than rich. I'm gonna go be friends with Hassan and shit all this other shit. He was saying bro. He's crazy
the way he plays the game and I
was sitting here defending your
honor. I said, no, stop. I'd
swear. You know, I would touch
tell him a couple of those
things, you know, hush, hush.
Who's still like they're trying
to climb out of my face.
He's on green.
He's on green.
He's on green.
He's on green.
He's on green.
He's on green.
He's on three times the douches that is not the prescribed love methamphetamines
Please ignore him. Please ignore him
He's just goofing around
You know this bitch has a private chef
He has one. He has two private
chefs. Two teams of private chefs.
No, I don't have two teams. He does. He does.
He can fill a baseball field with the opposing and the home team with just
private chefs. Yeah, wait till you hear about the cleaning team.
In no way. You actually have cleaners too.
Yeah, this guy's house is looking spick and span this guy is this guy's this guy's house is looking clean as shit
I private steps private cleaners two cats two dogs. What do you want? There's hair everywhere, bro
What do you want? I've got dogs too. I don't I don't I don't hire the fucking
14 gentlemen with vacuums to come in and clean it up for me. I just live with it. They're cool dogs
We dwell! We dwell in it!
We dwell in it! We dwell in it!
It's comfortable.
Let's ride.
I don't know what you want.
Two kids, two dogs, two cats.
You know what I mean?
The house is fucking bad, you know?
The cleaning team comes every couple weeks, baby.
You know what I mean?
Shave your dogs, put your kids up for adoption,
and divorce your wife.
Now your house will be clean all the time.
all the time. We should put the
kid up for adoption. I don't
think you tell that to your wife.
You said to your wife. I told
you. You can put your kid up for
adoption. Right here. You guys
listen to me. Oh, can you hear
me? Can you hear me?
Well, she can hear you now.
Yeah. What the
kid's up for adoption?
Let's
ride.
I
Drive
Who that is that out of his mind who hunch
Yeah, yeah
No, he's locked in he only knows five guiding and breathing 500 fucking
Yeah
I'm dining and breathing
Look at me, I bet you didn't even know what I'm talking about
Yo, what's up, bro
All right, do you doubt it?
Let's make sure not to check your stand much with the bungs are
I don't know if this is against your ass, but I don't think I've ever had more fun than playing apex on that
I just have the time of my life right now.
I'm flipping people with a 301 man, there's no way.
R99, R301, Sentinel, half-court shot from the Sentinel bow.
I did this.
Easy threat, just fucking hit.
Hell yeah.
Did we ever fight each other at Apex?
I probably didn't even remember your name when I wiped your shit, right?
Well, you probably weren't my rank, so you probably could play with me.
You there, buddy?
Damn.
Yeah, right.
Oh, I was...
...prevented early.
Two time back-to-back predator pal.
I thought you were in my lobby, big man.
You always do this one.
Get out.
Let me read!
I thought you were in my lobby.
Here we go, man. Holy fuck.
Don't you worry! I'm a best friend!
win I think God yeah good work team we have that new augment we can put a gun in
your butthole. Lucky dog. Lucky dog. It'll be the goop. It'll be the goop. That's
I am getting word.
Oh no way!
Score!
This guy put his snap hook back in his butt!
Let's go!
We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it.
Now hatch, I am getting word that you are possessing of a bucket of the spider and that.
Bro, you did this last game.
No, I am not!
That is not what I am seeing on the reports that I am getting.
I am getting one that you have a cat of the step
It is in your inventory, isn't that oh
There's a guy right there
What the hell
He go go go go!
Little weird beard, careful watch.
I'm gonna wrap around right.
Let me go see if I can see you.
Yeah, you see, you see, you see.
Nothing but headies, nothing but headies.
Nothing but headies. On me.
Fitting me, fitting me, fitting me.
Slide down.
Got me ZZ!
ZZ, ZZ, ZZ!
Oh, you got him!
ZZ!
Cheaters down, cheaters down!
We got this!
We got this!
She is him.
Take that cheeser!
There's the cheeser, there's the cheeser, we're good, we're good!
God damn it!
Knocked another one? On my right?
I'm gonna shot from the top, boys.
Lit him up, lit him up.
Nice.
Really weird, really weird, really weird.
I'm gonna hit the dunk!
Gotta do it, gotta do it.
Phew.
That was a close one.
Super rapid, super rapid, come on!
You're super, super rapid, super rapid!
Yo yo yo I'm in the snooze turn with my gang.
Yeah, gang, you know the thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hutch is quite large.
We're still his friend.
He's on crack. Fall back.
Oh, your neck.
Hold that. Neck does not rhyme with back.
Okay, it works.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Watch as a big back and he's on crack!
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Let me open your mouth, he got a moustache!
What's the minute, good mood!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I laid down the beat. I want that to be done. I laid down the beat. That's where the most essential parts of a rapper
Long elated beats
Where do you find dance? Oh my god
Maybach, you shank!
This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way.
Haha!
Hi, this!
If you're Metro, don't trust you!
I'm gonna- he's gonna shoot ya!
Haha!
Wait, we didn't- we finned that fucking slut!
Hell yeah, we did! Hell yeah!
Wait, there we did.
But it was a big win!
A massive win!
As soon as he killed their Cheetah, they just went for the hills!
Cuz we're too good. Oh my gosh boys come over here and just look down
Did you see your toes for the first time look at oh look motherfucker look at all the
Regulus
Who let's go get the goob follow me boys
Oh
Right I killed that guy actually literally saved your life by doing it
and you are stealing the loot
So that's kind of weird
I literally saved your life by killing this person
and you're taking the loot
so that's something
that's something of note
Go ahead
Ok well see there's two pieces missing
they seem to be final pieces
It looks like you just got a bobcat
I took the augment
No I didn't worry that you just got a bobcat
I took the augment
that you just got a bomb cat.
Yep.
Yep.
Hutch, no way.
I saved your life.
Killed the cheater for the team.
That wasn't off of him.
Saving the team and you steal my bomb cat.
That wasn't off of that guy.
Yeah, sure.
That's what they all say.
This was off of that guy.
Hutch, I will suck you silly for that bomb cat.
A very comfortable pillar.
What do you want for it?
for it. What do you want? What do you want? Pack it up. Pack it up. Okay. Okay. Do some
business. What are you thinking? I'm thinking three for native voice.
Any shotguns? Unfortunately, no, I only I literally only have a native voice. I do have an extra
stop hook. I do have an extra stop hook and I have the new organ that let's you put something
your body. I'll take the snap
hook. I'll be your chat. I'll
be your snap. Is that okay?
That's an easy. That's an easy.
That's an easy. That's an easy.
Fuck you. Yeah.
I
Almost maybe next time chief
All right, that's a good rain not the day in the office
I'm just saying the rest of that dude's team got killed by the rocketeer up there in the rocks
No, I did but the other guy got away and he rest them for sure got it. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I believe that guy
You guys killed that dude. Let's go. Yeah, again, this is not a you guys situation. This is a B situation
Good job, Nick. Oh, well, I see the need to be dead
Does anyone ever have to keep
Right
I'd have one I'd have one
183 thousand space dollars not too shabby
Not too shabby at all. Not bad at all. Mm-hmm
We're not jibbing right now. I've got some jibbs
Save for us for later tonight
By the way, you boys let me know when it's time to read rejuvenize
because I've got
Jams on jams on jams on jams. Okay, I'm ready to jam all night. Okay. I am too. I'm down for an early one
Okay, okay, bro. I'm okay. I'm gonna play some some stuff in my microphone and you and you tell me what what's going on
Okay
Okay, you tell me what's going on here
You tell me we can't do it. We can't do this. You just tell me the name of the song would be great
Yeah, yeah
What about over that one that was pretty good
But that was that one
you
you
you
you
you
You
In an unhappiness
The only time I feel safe
You show the lights
Won't stop me
From the light
Of the darkness
In the light
Oh, in so much pain
We're not the best
No!
Out of the dark
You and me
No!
Don't stop me
From the light
From the darkness
Call me, call me, call me, call me
You're the God of the night
Don't stop me
When to stop
Show me an up and down
Call me, call me, call me, call me
I'm the God of the night
Call me, call me, call me, call me
Hey, hey, you show the lights, don't stop me
I'll shake it up, show them all, show me faith, I'll end up
You show them all, you show them all, you show me faith, I'll end up
That's why I stopped that, I've been stopped
And I can't believe when they start
Cause they're calling, calling, calling me
I'm calling, calling, calling, calling them all
So the last one to stop me
Die to the sky
I'll shine with my finger
Lord
I'll shine
I
how we feel it now boys
Oh, we feel it now.
You feel it?
Oh, electricity is in the room.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I could put a fork in an outlet, and the outlet would die.
That's how rejuvenated I am.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
That's fine.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, boys.
Fuck it, the fuck out of the way.
Get out of here, get out of here!
Come on!
The fuck out of my way!
God, I wish you an enemy!
Don't look at me, don't look at me!
You're fucking looking me!
You're looking me, I'm fucking you!
You're fucking looking me, bro!
I got two mines, two walls...
Get...
Watch, watch, watch!
Watch!
My teammates are on meth.
They're gonna help.
Is it cool, sir?
Nice!
I can't do this fucking thing you're bragging about.
Oh man.
And the lights said, said we turned to stone.
I'm being without a gun.
And I was lying.
Oh, oh, oh.
What is that?
Eww, yeah.
So for you to hit on, so for you, that was beautiful, man.
We're jamming three times tonight.
We're stepping up, not quite, we're jamming three times tonight.
Make it a hundred, make it a hundred.
Am I right, boys?
We sing all right.
What?
Oh, I thought you were gonna give me a gift.
No, no, you do great.
I do too, I do too.
Where's Jimmy?
Show me the enemy.
Oh!
Haha!
Thank you for the small art.
Oh my God!
Hahaha!
I'm sounding like that's awesome!
Where's the enemy at?
I told you!
I don't know!
Show me the enemy!
How are my eyes sweating?
Fuck it's happening.
I had a feel so I could sweat out a little.
I guess the bitch is called crying.
By the way.
Hahaha!
Okay, we just did two laps around the building because we couldn't sit still and nothing happened.
One more lap! One more lap, boys! Come on, boys!
I'm tired, I need some water.
Oh, no, no, no! Oh, go back, go back!
I'm waiting for you good much good much over here. I'm not gonna me
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!
Don't hit him with your peanut.
He needs to get some action.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
They're undercrow!
They're undercrow!
Go under!
Right there.
Go, go, go, go!
Holding, holding, holding, holding!
I get it!
We got one!
I
Was that what I boys where is he down that lane down that lane P. Last thing
That he jumped down below
Where did this guy go? Yeah, I should one jump off the stage right here
Yeah, where's the guy?
There's someone just reshield was that was the idea
You're the hell is he at
You see boys
What the fuck did you go down the ramp this guy's a lucive
This guy's good angle
Well, there's three dead people. Maybe we just didn't see him go another way kind of we do the is three dead people
Good thing down
I've got you I've got you know, so they're not behind they're gonna fool me
Inside the room T. I'm coming three kids. They're free kids. I
Literally miss every shot
Yeah
Okay, okay
Behind me behind me behind. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm not I'm behind
He's behind the portal! He got you!
Hey, you're good! You're good!
Run! Run! Run!
Where do you get out of here? Go that way!
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
No!
Retreat! Retreat!
Let's get help us! Let's get help us!
Just wait!
Like, like, like, like, like...
He got you!
Now we set up wall behind us.
There's a key that'll be right behind us.
Then we can stand for the wall.
I have a mine on my left.
Go on!
Don't don't don't push that don't push that with a full team on the left. I close left
Don't push them I'm going
No, no, no, no, no, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm kill. I'm kill. Charge!
Yeah, right here, right here. I track one. One down, one down.
He's one shot, he's one shot.
you want to work
die
on me
die
coming
I'm here
I'm coming boys
I'm coming
I'm coming
watch out
go go go
he's by you
he's dead
one more
play together play together I don't know eat my shit
you touch it oh I love when you're rolling around just doing shit
good job I kill them oh oh good work for the winners
It'll be the goo. Good job, boys. Good job.
It works out there, boys.
Let's go, let's go!
Ooh, wow!
That's how you do it, boys.
Do it, boys. Do it, boys.
Mm-mm-mm.
Holy fuck, these are freaks.
Look at that. Contact and meth-eye from Hunch.
Right there. Ben runs the shit.
Just be near him.
Look what I put my head through a wall.
I
These guys are dumb and poor out here
Yeah, I knew that they're free they do that rattler that rattler. It's like crazy. I thought it was poop garbage. I
Mean sometimes it is sometimes it's ano snapping
I wonder what would happen if your uncle was halfway inside you when he snapped and he
just turned and doused right in your restroom.
In top mud?
Think about that for a second.
That would be awkward.
That would be awkward.
Wait, what'd you say?
What'd you say?
That's an important...
I'll catch you up on it later.
I'll catch you up on it later.
Nice.
You heard me, right, hugs?
You heard me, right?
You heard me, right?
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me.
You heard me, right, Huns?
Yeah.
You probably have to fuck the other half of them out.
The Tamati kids leave that in there.
To see.
That's good. That's a good good.
By the way, let's, I think we're the last ones boys.
Let's keep doing laps. Let's keep doing laps.
Let's do one more lap and then we'll leave.
Come on boys, come on.
we want to leave we just started doing laps like sharks
I don't know what I've been told
I don't know what I've been told
Pina got no fucking toes
Pina got no fucking toes
I don't know what I've been told.
I don't know what I've been told.
Zodges, mom, last meet, dancing on the pole.
Sorry, mom, I'm sorry.
Okay, here we go.
He won't die, won't die.
Bring the team right here, boys.
He won't die, won't die.
He's dead, he's dead.
Got what he said?
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead, he's behind.
Here you go.
I'm sorry.
Outside.
Where are the right?
Heal in.
Heal in.
Where is the windage?
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
Heal in.
You're getting a run-in paragraph on you big man you get that's a run-in paragraph that's a run-in paragraph
He's a dead
Who's going to
I like to let you know what he said
Answer your question. Mr. Hutch. He said Muslim Ramadan to which you said shut the fuck up
That we have that you're going on right at big man that one's the reddit post
I gotta stop answering people you got a 450 pounds sweaty man typing that on right now
He's on his first first sentence
That'll happen
Follow me boys
Follow me boys
You like jazz
I love jazz. I love jazz. Makes me feel sexy.
Did it?
We can be the second verse. Give me the second verse.
Uh...
That isn't jazz.
You can get this guy passing off as jazz.
Jazz is more like
All right
I
Know you ever see Bruce almighty the movie what I never seen Bruce almighty no
Bruce almighty no, I haven't seen that
What are you doing?
Yeah, we just gonna ignore them?
Let's ignore them!
Let's leave them!
Fuck you! You suck!
Die!
Go ahead and hit the button.
doors open.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, right?
Win streak for the boys, FTP.
Oh, yeah.
That's a three-win in a row.
That's a three-winner.
That's a three-winner.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
My winners, my winners.
I
In the beach you're gonna be on the beach
Okay, so it's busy. Why but get busy bye. But hold on hold on
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
In baseball you got one more big you got fucking one more. How do you not know fucking?
All right, you have a foot fetish and like city sogs. All right, I can't help you with that bitch
All right, I can't help you with that that's on you not me
All right, okay, all right, no not two strikes not two strikes
It was a great song it was a great song but this is specific type of song we're looking for here
It's a great song that is a great song. I do the cha cha slide that song any day that we cha cha cha cha
Chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha
But not the song we're looking for not the song we're looking for, okay?
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, you need like a like a oh
My god, my fan is
Failing in my computer the fourth fan in a row and my entire desk is vibrating perfect
Holy fucking shit
And that is great. It looks like it's one of the ones on the radiator so I can't just put a pin inside of it and stop it
Okay, great. All right, let's ride
That's right
You boys ready for a great raid?
Hell yeah Peeta, you're the greatest team leader ever, that's right, let's do it!
Oh my voice, my voice is...
What an excellent raid!
Okay, are we super tech or little tech?
We're super duper tech.
Super duper tech.
Oh, give me that. Give me that. Give me that.
me boys every right the biggest one in there
I've got I've got Star Force PCs coming in the mail it's just I have them
sent to the wrong address I ran out of beers I'm now drinking white claws so I
I kind of been working on that for a long time.
It is what it is.
Oh shit.
These ones that are failing, I have built myself.
I've got two Star Wars PCs coming.
It's just I had them sit into the wrong address,
so it's kind of taken like ten times the wrong address.
I know a ton of good movies and good songs.
Oh, my goodness.
I
Yeah
Get out of here
One dead
Get out of here. I don't scratch. I'm getting killed by an arc. Thank you
One drop down one jump top. That's what's up top on the roof roof. I'm dead. No, I'm not
He dropped all the way and dropped all the way and we said we should chase
The thing got the thing about you boys we get we drop from you. We had trouble with your fight boys
All right, I'm all right. I think he's in here somewhere
Oh shit!
What are you doing?
Where are you?
Under me!
Oh shit!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh this guy!
Good work!
Where's your other party?
Show yourself!
Get him!
Where'd you get boys?
Where'd you get?
Where'd he go boys? Where'd he go?
This guy's good. Be careful boys. He's been looking around any corner.
Come on by, unsuspecting.
I'm up top business left top top roof over here, good job, good job, good job, one dead
could be a new team careful behind you, behind you, behind you, we just see them go besides
Right down here, below us.
You dropped all the way down, maybe the panels.
Thank you, wait, the panel's underneath us.
I'm gonna readjust the volume for my jam sessions.
Oh, can I get light?
Take this, fool!
I
Need to think
Coach now we have three to an age score
Peanut press. Oh, I didn't know you were dead. Sorry
Thank you so much
No, we're not on Brazil. We're on super duper tech
Mm-hmm. We're in European land. Oh, well, hold up. Well, you don't know for certain where we are. I only I know that
You hear a guy going, Oi! I love paying 90% of my taxes to your government that's gonna
arrest me after a bad put-a-post!
Why didn't you mean to pass out on Facebook? I swear!
Sorry, I love the king! Don't lock me up for 50 years!
I didn't mean to like it! I didn't mean to like it!
Me and the bricks-and-bracksie boys, there's 50 of us and we all share one block!
I saw a knife once but I wasn't allowed to touch it.
You what?
Why show what if my horse got better teeth than me?
They ain't made no difference.
See if he has that.
Oh no, I swear.
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys.
I'll shoot the spider behind it.
What's this?
Where do they do it over there?
I'm going to start cracking them.
We can shoot that wall down.
I'm shooting the wall.
Yeah, I've got an Auspy, boys, Auspy 4.
Oh it's got maxed out.
Is that wash next?
It's wash.
Okay one once.
It taked down that wall!
Oh shit.
Jesus Christ.
We gotta take down those ones. We gotta take down those ones.
Take that, Air Conditioner.
The middle one.
The middle.
That one right on there.
It's working, it's working.
You see that one on the left?
down. There's two on the left, which one? The first one close with eyes. Mm-hmm. Okay.
All in one shot, boys. All in one shot. Mr. Hudson Tom, tear down that wall. Oh, yeah,
we did that one fast. Oh, I see one. Got one headshot. Headshot. He's broken. Okay.
I mean, I think I can get an opening if you keep cracking the bed.
He's right behind that little penis of construction.
Charged his leg.
He's gonna be playing baseball any time soon.
No, it's gonna be a rough one right here.
I ain't gonna lie.
What are you guys going over?
I'll give you an eagle eye view.
I
Cheap now master
We had
I'll try nothing I'll try nothing
We got there on this floor now in the tower
Yeah, sorry, I didn't know I was muted they're up there. They just said oh
My god, there's someone right on me
And this isn't going to go I got I got I got I got it. Don't you worry you guys hit all those who gets all hit early lunch
I'm going to
That's your grenade. Oh, I believe peanut is dead in three
Oh
Just watch out this guy watch I used to be desperate shoot him one time. Yes
Not feeling too good. Are you boss seconds?
Feeling too good now. Are you super out of 10 tables?
The pleasure is all mine get to the pleasure is all mine
Let's kill that one. Let's kill that one. I don't have the heart to do it
Yeah, no stop no
It had to be done. It had to be done boys
Who the hell is blasting at us oh my goodness
those guys are serious if they're getting away the title escape of my
content no I'm not I'm headshotting the guys behind us
George would you know
we ran away where he's back back left I guess although it's the survivor of the
team we'll just go. You got you. Okay.
Got them.
We're gonna work quick.
He's trying to shoot us.
He's right.
That was a mistake, my boy.
A big mistake, my boy.
What are the winnings?
One more, there's one more, there's one more.
coming. This is you and I.
Fuck you.
Where's the last one? There was no last one. I was trying to get his goop.
He didn't fall for it.
Do we get it out or do we go at the other team at the tower?
I feel like we just leave. No. No.
Mm-hmm. Hey, which one? You know what boys?
What too many people sitting on top of roofs like absolute bitches?
We even do the guys we killed we must kill them all
I'm on it must kill them. I'm in we must do this game of service
And take out all these roof camping sons of bitches. Mm-hmm. We got a team on top of the betterment of the community
We got a team on top of the tallest tower and on the tower. We're trying to push there everywhere
Oh, man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you,
boys. Please.
We got this solo. Yeah, I like to have a tag along.
You like to do something. Raise the team around.
Raise the team around.
all right someone else that'll be pretty cool
head shot at one
man they love us
he's gone from right wrap around
he's gonna talk him
he's zipped up
I
What
Now I'm going all the way up. Okay, this is barricaded
This is barricaded. Can you watch me you bastard?
Really
Oh
I don't want to watch be the watch be the watch you got your post your motion. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
You want to know what's coming up on top of you? What's out one day? I'm gonna be he's stupid
It go go go
Boys I'm coming
Yeah, finish that one guy knocked outside right on you peanut beautiful. I have no shield
Oh, we're finishing that man off my question
Those incredulous. Oh
There's a door block on the front
Good thing got to play am
That oh my god, they're right here
got me said he's dead get out of here
another one another one down
all these guys are dead
look at these guys man
without their tower they're nothing
they're not their tower they're powerless
oh I got another one right here
alright one team down one more to go
This one's gonna be tricky boys. How do we got there?
It lubed up first you can tell there's gonna be a battle of the ages
You guys are not real, bro, we'll kill them
They will pay for what they've done to the state
Okay, I'm good to go.
That's right.
What are they even shooting at?
These guys insane?
What are they even shoot at?
No, I broke it man
Alright, I'm good
No helpers in the leg now. I'm shooting them now. Y'all should start moving towards that tower and I'll shoot them all
Keep them off of you
Hit a gun
another headshot
And hit again
hit him once, just stay at home and really get out of these
hit him again
I got you, little bee.
Hit him again.
Hatch on one.
Nice.
Okay.
I got the ghoul.
Hit him again.
I'm gonna get inside okay
This is all I need.
Coming.
Hang on one!
Keep it up, you keep doing that.
We're going.
Mm-hmm.
Or the Bolsheviks.
What was that, Hutch?
Me killing another guy?
Hang on one!
I'm in.
That's right.
That's right.
You run!
That's right.
Get out of here!
You see that boys? You see that?
You know, you need to get up.
We also got the max.
Yeah, they're flying all the way over here.
It's about...
They're not peeking no more.
Good news. If they don't have a snap hook, they're dead.
Where'd they go?
Oh my god. Oh my god sir. Sir. What happened sir? I'm a humble traveler. I'm just trying
to feed my family. That's not my team. I will stay in here with you, good sir. I will stay
in here with you. I will not be leaving. But listen to me, good sir. We were trying to
hold on now sir hold on now sir we were gonna leave but these guys were camping
the sniper tower and for the betterment of the community we are all we are trying
to do is kill those camping snipers but they are wrong they are wrong in their
ways now you can kill me or you can join me in my fight for freedom and salvation
Oh
One right here is the one
I'm sorry, I'll help you kill you in this reason and we'll help you kill you first reason
I will lay my life down on the line for you
Hello and they missed everything on him
Oh, hello
Told you they sound like that
What I say, what did I say what did I say guys? What did I say? What I tell you Nick?
Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Oh, nothing just hanging around things were right was a thousand things
I'm gentlemen there's a team on top of sniper tower. We have to dance on eight
My god, there's been a day to four
But you can't have it
We're gonna go kill the sniper tower team
What the hell what's going on I don't know those people at all what the hell
I'm not another one right here finishing finishing day finishing right next to you brother
No
we're here we're here yeah yeah
come on come on come on
they're just trying to throw go go go
we're back
uh yeah but then you shot my teammate so you kind of can't do that
You said that was the chaps over there.
Oh, you're still crawling.
Oh, that was a flicky-ticky mistake there.
Oh, Borgie, mate.
Can we take a second?
Did I not hit the nail on that?
Did I not hit the nail on that?
What did I tell you to jump like?
Fucking billet.
What do we do with them? I feel too bad to kill them.
They killed Hush.
We can defense.
It's an order all that blame it on me
It was a guy
They're literally just going for me shoot right now Nick
What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat. That's it. That's them. What a sweet little treat. Perfect.
See, I wonder, ooh, I wonder what those guys roughed you. That is what I call organic right there, gentlemen.
That's that organic gameplay that you like to see. That's that pure organic gameplay.
That's what you like to see. That's what you like to see.
Well, we try to the best boys. That's what matters most
You know top is doing the thing do one thing is to
It's that stream up. There's no other
They came all the way down and flanked you right there and killed you. Yeah. No, yeah, yeah, then yeah
Then what yeah, then they're taking a peep this there's scream even
I did. I didn't leave the map.
No. No. I did. I did. We did. We did.
I do nothing.
You can't prove it.
It's true.
In the salute.
We did what was right, boys. We did what was right. We killed one tower team and almost
killed the second one. That's what matters most. We did the right thing right there,
boys. And sometimes the right thing don't feel too good. But it's not about the goop.
It is about the glory. Amen. Amen. It's about the glory. It's about the glory. And the glory on
this fine day is ours. The glory on this fine day is ours. Not those screen-peaking cheetahs.
They were rotten hell and burned. Burned for all eternity.
Recycle that. Here we go. Repair that.
Then we'll get this and that, this and that, then that right there, this right here, that
right there, this right here, that right there, then we ride.
Oh, Mr. Waston people, we're running into one good man going to a man!
My man, my man!
Good laddie do, good laddie da.
And Mr. Nips, my boy, what good man, good, oh, man.
Thank you, boys.
Appreciate you, boys.
We'll be talking about my sample.
Good thinking, good thinking.
It's getting pretty low.
We'll take, we'll take this one instead.
What's the matter, what's the matter?
All right, I'm choosing a much more serendipitous map,
boys, full of goop and wonder.
Goop and child like whimsy.
OK.
OK, team break.
That's right.
You're ready.
Uh, I have your I bring your tour on your van.
Oh, Coco Coco Coco.
Hmm
Stream stipends have small readers
Baby the bird betrayal
Nickmerks left you. Yeah, I know I was over there
dealing with the morality of killing those gentlemen or nothing them live
and you just left us in the wastelands, but by mm-hmm I had to think a bit longer
they can did you just recycle three bobcats
three bobcats yeah he's like I'm doing something from the great vine
You may or may not have recycled three, count them, three bunkheads.
Did I do it?
We'll discuss later, we'll discuss later. Let's ride!
God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's
Look forward to the next one, Cole!
Oh shit, sorry, Pete
What? What?
Two to five
I forgot
That one guy
Yeah, yeah, but that one guy broke you
Brought me to no shield and like 20 health. Yeah, dude. No way
Why did you put that motherfucker down? He killed me and you were reasoning
With English
With that English
Sorry boss. We jumped T in the river for less
Sorry boss. I
Well, they done did revive me and whatnot and I was dealing with my moral compass of whether I should let them live
Execute them at point blank
What about the taxes P? What about the taxes is hilarious that they pay 90% in taxes
But that has nothing to do with that situation
specifically
Yeah, I hear that I guess
I'm just a little bit man. You think about it. Think about it. I'm locking it. We'll talk later. Mr.
Hodge. Let's die since we said. Okay. Okay. Follow me boys. I broke one. He went down the hill on the
right. There's one behind the little dick thing in the center. There's one on the left. I'm trying to
beat him there. All right. They should be close. Yeah. He's locking it. Yeah. They're running across.
They're gonna try to fight me for it
We did
He's blind and stupid
I'm
Yes!
Here we go!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
Get him!
I got him!
SHIT!
Who is this? Who is he?
Give the bungalow to a chandelier.
Die for God's sake, it's over.
Give the bungalow to a chandelier and a patch.
Yep.
Looks like we took out the trash today, boys.
That's what heroes do.
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
And we can run by it by soaking in hot shit.
Big fight, big fight underneath.
OK, run, run.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, and get out of the way!
There's another body up here.
We didn't lose the damn money.
The other day, the four on my guy.
Fuck it.
I'll come back after the race.
Let's go you're down here in the bulk of
You can't see
risky
In the red room in the red room
No one got one
I'm going in
ahhh
not good
dead
i'm dead to land
please
please
their rat is close the door
get p
i'm dying for the door
get p i got door
are you human
We've got a wall too. Fuck you. How do you like that?
Yeah, but they didn't see that one coming. That they didn't see that one coming.
The peanut. Oh my God, it's the peanut.
That they don't see that one coming.
The peanut!
Oh my god, it's the peanut!
We don't know!
Taking this one down, P.
I'll be around for a while, okay?
Eh!
Oh.
Oh, he missed!
Oh, he did miss.
Ow.
Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and back up.
Yeah, I smoked you out.
I've taken down that wall and now...
I think about you for a snorkeling battle.
It's nice and safe.
I cannot believe people find this enjoyable.
It's true, we don't feel that...
We don't feel the last one.
Meow.
You're so cool, sir.
He hear that boys? He doesn't like the same stuff we like.
I fucked what I fucked.
He's batter than I said.
GAAAAAAAAD!
What's up today? Careful.
Mods send that motherfucker to the Santa Realms forever.
Lock in.
Don't do it Peter, you're dead.
Oh.
Don't do it.
He bumped himself though.
I can smoke left we go right
Another team's rotating.
We gotta do something!
They're testing us.
Hey, turn right quick, okay?
We got your left quick.
a joke sorry that was for when I make a bigger joke get up here sorry my bad
day my bad day wrong button that's what that's what I'm making a sweet joke
sorry guys on my wall my wall not taking it down yet
He's dead.
One of the couch, he's chilling, he's chilling.
Got him!
I need to heal, I need to heal, I need to heal, I need to heal, I need to heal, I need to heal.
Got another one, got another one.
I said three, that's three.
Got him!
Careful, careful, careful.
Got him!
What are you doing?
What the hell?
Behind me!
What is he doing?
He's dancing.
Stop your dancing!
Got him!
I'm the pillar over there.
I'm the pillar I think.
I'm trying to run.
Go!
Watch out!
I just died behind the wall.
I'm dead.
Watch out!
Other one's pushing.
Go back!
Flying at you!
There's two!
Full health.
Boys!
There's no need for these hostilities. Hold on now, sir. I have a secret. I'm gonna tell you
Okay
Yep
So that was a whole
Yeah, we're fine. There's no way that was in the 16
This is shit, and Tommy and Rets made.
Now listen, this is what I have to offer.
Great teammates.
Great teammates, but runs like you wouldn't believe.
And I wig you both.
Excellent, mate, gentlemen.
Excellent, mate.
Well, you know what?
I'm counting that as a W. I'm counting that as a W.
I mean, we were playing together.
We were valid, we showed team synergy, determination, hard work, accuracy, blood, sweat and tears.
We didn't start after the first team, nor the second team, nay.
Even the third, nor the fourth.
We only died because they outnumbered us 10 to 1.
We were basically the Alamo, and they were the Spanish.
You talking about?
We may have lost.
But not a hard squee one Spanish
Exactly exactly exactly exactly
That was rough that was rough
Peanut knocked three and then hutch knocked two and then I knocked you and then a whole new three smaller
That's what I'm saying!
Little bit of goop, little bit of goop.
My next vincen.
Can I get you anything else?
Here we go.
Little bit of that, little bit of this, perfect.
That's what you get for being races to Brits and you have no arms and legs.
Say something bad about your king, do it, say something bad about your king, do it, do it.
That's right, that's right.
How would you shut up over there, pussy?
I want you shut up over there bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you. Also, also, that's peanut racism. You're no better than me
Let me get my boobs sorted
Hmm
Yeah, I know the Spanish army won the Alamo, but they put in work that
you need to get
The metaphor the analogy was perfect be lost, but we are out number 10 to 1 and did great. That was
That was the perfect analogy
Nice kids. Yeah, very good job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
So much respect. Maybe you could be a little thing or two for Mr. Chitty.
Thank you. Remember the Alamo? That's why it's never forget the Alamo.
Wait, no, it's never forget 9-11. It's... wait.
I gotta mix up again. Is it remember the Alamo or never forget the Alamo?
Is it never forget 9-11? Or remember 9-11?
Never forget 9-11.
and remember the Alamo and
remember the Alamo.
No, I should never forget.
And then remember the Alamo.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you make sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thank you, Mr. Hodge.
Sounds right.
Appreciate it.
There we go.
Now.
And there you are.
We got one of those for Japan
Like World War Two or something like something would you get one for
What?
Do you is actually was it one for Japan is that what you're saying no, no, I don't think so I don't know
There is it's bombs away.
That'll be a little bit of goo.
A little bit of goo.
Let's ride.
What I was going to say, oh my gosh, I should say that, you just said fuck it.
Wow, love that, love that.
What?
That's what happened.
I'm not the bad guy, pal.
I'm not the bad guy.
The bad guy isn't the peanut making jokes 80 years later, all right?
Let me tell you that, okay?
Let me tell you that.
There it is.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's ride!
Okay, wait a sec.
He and that says, so it's 9-11, never forget, or is it, always remember?
And I was like no remember the Alamo when that 11 is never forget he goes, okay, what else do we have?
What is Japan mom's away?
Why why here we go here we go
I don't know about something on Twitter anyways.
We got a peanut to roast.
Fuck yeah.
What would Timmy say?
Picking fights with a peanut.
Follow me boys.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Oh my god.
Bitch shit.
Watch, watch, watch.
Why didn't you?
Oh.
You're so weird. You're so you're a crazy girl. You're crazy
I tried that one before that one that was a hard one to hit
That takes expertise in scale.
That's it.
Yeah, you ain't hitting that big.
I'll tell you, I gave it my all.
That was a hard one to hit.
That was impressive.
What are you doing?
I'm about to get in there.
see if I can do this
oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
yeah yeah we're running we're running we're running
we're running we're running
you're drunk and
hi James
oh what the hell was that
I shot a wall
good work team
hold on hold on hold on
wait wait wait
I see you alive.
He done God's work today.
He done God's work today.
There's only one way that motherfucking could know that.
Oh, don't wait, don't wait!
What's I got a bunkhead for?
Hooray, hooray!
No way!
SCORE!
Yeah, what were you saying, bitch?
Oh, they won't wave. You know what?
Uh...
You're screen-peaking!
Screen-cheese-ting.
Not on me!
Talk to your boy, bro.
I'm full-hit.
No, no, he was trying...
No, he was trying to give you a compliment,
but it was me who killed that guy.
Oh...
I thought it was Mr. Nick Marks.
I was kind of confused about the hostility there. I was giving him a compliment
I don't eat this
Should we go through the forest?
Catch my surprise
Not yet, not yet, let's wait for Nick
We gotcha, gotcha
You're just going to come
Get out of here, Klokka
I hear him
You can't be side to the first seat now. They won't even see it coming.
Okay girl, go. I'm going in. Oh, there's a wall.
These guys are crafty. These guys are crafty.
There's dead people. Oh, I see them behind that door.
I
See one
I think they're in the year
They're in the walkie. We don't know. No, he's not
Really? Yeah, I did two of my son went in the wall. All right
Well, the last one is her baby perchance
Who the hell is that? Oh my god, you're out of here. Hey bad, buddy
I'm here me
I got you. I got you
I'm on that door, on that door.
We trust you, Mama!
Take that! Die, hooligan! Die!
Little baby goo?
Yeah, I think they're... they're...
One just dropped. One just dropped.
Little baby goo? One just dropped.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Ooh, May!
Oh
Me
Stand back boys, I'll handle these bitches
Who do you know hi this yeah, oh go back go back
We take the small W lots of small W's equals one big W
Yeah
Let's they're fighting at right now or they're killing balls that's this hatch right here
I'll be sure you know I'm down
Go go go
Damn it that would be cool
That would have been cool, that would have been cool, that would have been cool.
Pretend I hit that.
There's trick shot right there, I'd never pick a trick shot.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Get out of here.
You liar!
There's no one here.
Okay, I don't think I heard of this reaction over leading
The team synergy is off the charts, it's all those damn sessions we've been doing of cashing
You know what you know what all right you gotta pick next one you pick next I'm on it
I'm already on it. I'm already on it. I'm on this like why don't rise yeah, no
You open up YouTube open this one has to do YouTube I
Can't
Do YouTube
What is this song because this is a remix? I don't know what the original song is. Where's this on?
I'm a guest
What's on his head
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm your new one, I'm one with you
Turn your one child, I'll make you see you when I'm a fan
Yeah, I can't find a longa
Eat the young, I think you're starting to be a banana
When I'm down in the middle of a gig
I'll give it to you, I like a sauna
Well, I'm under it
If you die, I bet that you'll be keeping you on
I rise and rise and take pictures
Get the shit out of this door
Oh, I'm gonna rock up the red bed
Get the shit out of you, you're holding good
I like to run around by your genie
Oh, oh
There'll be fair, yeah!
I'm feeling down with the friends!
You little fucking...
There'll be fair, yeah!
Oh yeah, that's what it's all about!
That's what it's all about right there, boys!
That's what it's all about right there!
I'm ready.
I leak, I leak!
No, no, stop leaking, stop leaking.
Come on, come on, come on.
This one, this one, where are you up, where are you up?
You need some water.
Oh, it's dirty work.
Very dirty work, very dirty work.
No.
Hmm
Maui wowie kid Cuddy Maui wowie
Nothing I've heard that one before I didn't double check it though
Right
Let's ride follow me boys follow me boys I
Watch see that while neglecting my children
Hell yeah.
Living like living as you do, like you do.
That's how you do it boys.
Now what you about to pen and paper, jot that down.
It's the master plan.
It's a special loss.
Run it back, Z. Run it back y'all.
I got the next day. I'm gonna I'm gonna outdo both of your songs. I highly doubt that Wow
Yeah, you ain't got what it takes man
Yeah, make me fuck it. Send me a picture of your butthole now
You ain't got what it takes buddy you ain't got what it takes
Oh shit, he's saying good bye.
ROCKET!
Best fucking picture we got.
No!
Pretend you're a plant!
No!
No!
No!
I am a plant!
Stop it!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
lead
no he's resting bro fuck me man
no bro the guy on top started fucking smoking me
would you knock
I thought I knocked the same we called the same guy I was shooting from across with you
you win this you win this you win this I promise nice that's one let's go two
people okay okay no motion motion love it
No more shit.
You likely above you?
You just look at him.
Yeah, I got above you too, yeah.
I don't even, I don't even go to mantle, bro.
I go to jump forward.
I don't even go to mantle. I go to jump forward.
forward and my guy snaps his fucking spine to grab the fucking bar next to me
yeah those guys were good those guys would try for
Not to be trifled with.
My shit's not a porn.
I'm just a Nick Private Nade.
What'd you say?
The Private Profile is not a film.
Anime Abyss.
I knew.
Private Profiles with Anime Profile pictures?
Yes.
Next question.
Yes.
You know what that means, boys!
you know what that means boys doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to piece that
puzzle together mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah that's play this day yeah yeah profile
How about instead of paying for private chef mr. Nick works you pay for a new microphone
It doesn't sound like I'm ordering up my meal through a drive-thru
Okay
Mm-hmm think you could allocate money elsewhere in a more efficient manner
The weather in Atlanta, Georgia is 85 and sunny
It's relax
She backs forward. We're no great fighters, you guys.
No, that's way too good.
Oh, that's way too good.
Anyone else hard as shit right now.
That was incredible. That was incredible.
Here we go.
You've been a thing.
Fuck, man! We called out the same guy!
We called out the same- you heard a song.
Yeah.
No, we're not doing this all right now.
No, we're not doing something.
That's back to back.
That's against the rules.
That's against the rules.
Okay.
What does it look like we got to do
for a blue seal right here, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you, bitch.
I'll never stop loving you, bitch.
I don't stop loving you bitch.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
He's gonna bring us one boys. He's gonna bring us one.
Come on, kids. This is all it takes.
Let's recycle that. Repair this like you do.
I'm open this kind lady here
Jets anybody in here like do a leap up I
Still don't really know who that is. I only know of that person cuz Jack Harlow is saying about what?
Sex with her am I off me right now? Yes
Okay, my bad, bro, okay, that's okay
that's right. So, you know,
from the possibilities, I look
like all no point in replying in
the chat. It's gone in point five
seconds. All the possibilities
and don't you look silly. I look
like all don't you look silly.
Oh, you look silly, you look silly, mmmm, God yeah, I mean what do you say right now?
I'm singing you wrong, what the fuck is wrong, you can't push me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
my soul serenade me with your beautiful song, but first, that's all, that's all good, bro.
I'm still at half a top, we can still make it work, keep singing, keep singing.
Yeah, we're just one more verse, one more verse.
I'm back.
No, damn it.
You don't deserve it.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll keep working for it.
That's what I like about Ms.
Nick Rex.
It makes you work for it.
It doesn't give the, it's easy.
What flavor food do I'm actually drinking the regular one today?
Like to vary it up a little bit. We get stale you can be a period of IPA
Yeah, I can do push ups. Mm-hmm. I just like don't got arms to a case. I do my cock
I'm doing I can do about 20 or 20 30 before I max out. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Thanks, thanks. How many push ups can you do you got arms out?
How do you so how do you do yeah?
I'm so how do you do without I told you where I'm they on the floor caught you
I live myself up. Mm-hmm. Oh
Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah
You gotta find innovative ways to do stuff without arms and legs and stuff in come on
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Thing is man, like you know, we've seen your full body on the street before okay
Hey, I see it no dick
I tuck it now let's ride
I'm a grower not a sewer miss Nick makes a grower not a sewer okay that was
beautifully put beautifully put shame on me
very well thank you say hold on hold on flag on the way
You guys lock it it's having a serious the one goofing around it quakes
Like man talk the fucking
Cracky over there, but come on cracky. Oh
You might have a good begins his
mom go on mom
He's fucking
Here's your thing, here's your thing.
That's your thing, what's it?
Oh.
Oh, what do you need that post?
Oh.
Post, I'm gonna need that post, I'm gonna need that.
Ooh, gotta be quicker than that, my man.
Gotta be quicker than that.
What are you eating, bro?
What are you eating, buttercrackers?
I have a...
That's my poo.
I was waiting.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is, yes, it is. That's my poo.
You are a glorious thing.
Oh my god, it tastes so good.
It's the best fucking taste in the world.
Thanks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
I'll chug half a bottle of chulul and get you some more.
It's the pleasure of fucking skin.
Follow me, crew.
You're like a whale.
Oh, fuck.
Freshly-made boys.
That's positive.
The Luda gives me the cinch, too.
It's the best way.
Best way to get out.
Clean out your system.
So it feels very nice.
Is tech enabled?
Tech is enabled.
Stupid tech is enabled.
Coco, okay.
Nice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pardon me, too.
Hey, man, you can't call peanut butter your food, man.
I mean, peanut butter is just too-
That is my food.
Too elite.
Nah, but it's too elite of a thing, man, like, it's a-it's a-you know-
And nobody don't love peanut butter, unless you're whack, and bald, and stupid.
That is-that's my poo, that's my poo!
Well, but, man, we can love your poo, man.
It can't be your poo, but it's gotta be some-
It IS my poo, it IS my poo!
No, we gotta-we gotta do some different, man!
He pooed it!
Just cause you like, eatin' my feces doesn't mean I have to change up what my feces is now.
He likes snacking on my poo and he's not afraid to say it.
Tell him, Hodge!
Ah, you draw time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're beautiful.
Sometimes you'll stipple his lips to my chocolate stockfish and get it straight from the source.
Like when that one word movie...
Okay, I shot that thing.
That doesn't count.
I like it.
Like it, like it, like it, like it.
You wouldn't say that's the movie I was thinking of
The way
Where that wasn't a ball that wasn't a ball. I don't know I see that then oh
Yeah
And she just said
Die
Little bit of goo
You little beta goo only he was dumb and poor
Those dumb points underneath team underneath me
one's on this corner yeah my wall is over here right here
in a little divider you have no idea how much this moment means to me
I didn't get a kill here wait a whole team flanked me
on your side we're where we're on your
on your name
Oh Tego, Tego, Tego
Brother
Again
Crack one, crack one hard
Bokel, Bokel, what?
Charge!
Oh, what's wrong with you, why are you...
You're alright, you're alright, you're alright
Yeah, chill, chill, chill
I got you, chief, I got you, chief
Team downlane, team downlane
Tego!
Oh God
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
They're gonna...
Come, come, come, come, come, come
Charge!
I'll attack one edge
So no mercy!
I'm healing. Healing. Nice, Hutch.
Thanks guys, you're dead.
Holy shit, Hutch is cooking!
I gotta get me a slice of that meth.
You see that, Nick?
Oh fuck.
I'm dead.
Holy crap.
I'm dead.
Goof, goof, goof!
Goof, goof, goof!
Right above.
It was like on the goop tower the same floor
Crawling crawling crawling, huh?
Crawling anymore
oh my man I didn't see that I didn't see that they're all dead we're all good
nice job nice job thank you good sir that's just what the team leader does
that's what the team leader dies
fuck you
new team from the end
from lane from zip line zip line zip line zip line full team
You got your most, got your most!
Oh my god.
Hit!
Once, very low, but not dead.
Coming down pillar, trying to.
I've got a bomb!
I've done it three times.
You're not gonna save it!
I got one, got one!
One dead, one dead.
He's just standing there!
Easy, easy!
We did it! We did it! We did it! We're the winners!
Take that!
Take that!
Thank you!
Good job!
That's right, son!
Good job!
Put it on there. Put it on there.
What is this? The one crawled down the stairs.
And made a goop.
and
They work out that I know I do you were that low by the way Nick
I'm working never I'm working never Alakazam Alakazam
How did you not see that bomb, Kyle? It was just on the ground, you idiot. You didn't even see it!
Let's go!
Free mode!
Let's...
I'll run ahead. I want to see if this guy's crawling.
Gotcha.
Pretty sure he is.
I did it! I did it!
We're behind you! We're behind you, soldier!
Who did that, right there!
Fatman 440.
Fatman on math, Alvani!
Good biacumen.
Oh
May the body of a great fortune
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god
Oh
I
Got
Take a hurry
He's doing this and he's doing this
Fucking ammo, what he's super no, it's not
Wait, what I just got the million dollars on the floor take your leave it. Well, I didn't get anything
No way a watch we really should give them all the ducks, bro
Yeah, I got another Bobcat as well. Do you want it?
Yeah?
Call me daddy, bro. Say, guys, you're my daddy. You're my fucking daddy. Oh, you're my daddy.
Dede? Ah, Dede?
I'm clipping this and singing to your wife.
Come here. Come on, say it. Say it. Hurry, hurry.
No, I'm not Billy Man.
Fuck you.
Gimme that Bobcat!
Yeah, I'll take the Bobcat.
I'm not gonna be able to
hold on now hold on now. No
decisions. Hold on now boys.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
That's it. That's it. Wait.
Wait. Peanut. How much money do
you have? Like in my inventory
in my game. You should get the
$124,000
$124,000
You have to pick it up. You have to pick it up. You have to pick it up.
Wait, drop me a vent. Drop me a vent.
Okay, okay.
Chad just said you have a mill die.
What?
Fucking die.
What? You said in the game.
Fucking die.
No, I'm talking about in your stash.
Oh, I've got one million.
Damn the ducks.
Come on. Come on.
Damn the ducks.
Come on! Come on!
No, it's no way. No, no, no!
Get back here, get back here, little butters! Get back here!
It's getting away, it's getting away! Get back here, get back here!
I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it, I'll drop it back up here.
Thank you, Jack.
What about that bobcat?
all right I'll drop the bobcat here okay don't you fucking don't you fucking
wrap up oh that's your slide in yeah that's your misty quick
why would he bring in the dude dog man you know how much money if you sell us
My inventory is worth $508,000!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why would he bring in duplicated ducks? That's making sense.
So, so, when ARC, when ARC pushed that up, they, they took space dollars.
They didn't take items.
So all the people who didn't sell the ducks and kept them still half, half done.
But they all, but he cheated to get these.
He'd cheat.
He, this is, these are cheater ducks.
Potentially potentially guys, I wouldn't feel right Salamis. I wouldn't write I wouldn't feel right Salamis
I wouldn't feel right Salamis
I'm gonna hide my screen and and destroy him
Okay, it's for the best it's for the best I just
Thank you
I sold this other thing. I sold this other thing
It was like it was a bunch of stuff it was like this that
Another thing. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, but but I believe the ducks
I believe because you would never sell do no do no
No, because because I think I think a man is valued on
on on on on what he does in a situation like this, okay?
Because in a situation like this if there's a fork in the road, you can either you can either do what is right
Okay, you need to do what is right or you can or you can take the easy route
Okay, and I think that there are many points in a man's life that define him and this and and and like
Situations like this. So I I deleted the ducks. Hmm. I
I happened to also
Quinsen to sell some items as well while I was leaving
But I did the right thing and I got rid of them because I do not condone cheating
I don't condone you you are such a leader bro. You're a leader
I hey lead by example. Thank you. Wow. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. You're commanding opposite will give you a nasty buck sex
Is that a bunch of you off in the field?
As a combination off the field
On and off the field on and off the field exactly
Exactly
Exactly
No, we would never do that. No, no, you know, I would when that glitch was out. I didn't touch it
I didn't touch it
Yeah, don't check Friday's Vine. I did I didn't make a single
Duplicated trigonade. Oh sure. Yeah
Again, just quit this off topic. Don't look at Friday's Vine. It was a it was a I I
I leaked it, it picks up my buttholes, so just don't check it.
I would never duplicate.
No, ever, not once, not one time, not one time, no, not one time, not one time.
There I say that you're brave, you're brave.
Do not forget stunning.
Do we get peanuts so brave in the chat?
Do not, guys, let's get a hashtag, wow, peanut, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
Wow, yes guys. Let's get a hashtag
Not brave and stunning you know Wow
I'm giving word that there isn't a way to delete items from your
inventory
you either have to recycle or
or sell them and ducks can't be recycled so hmm holy shit that's an ending
that's an anything this is news to me this is I'm just learning about this now
with you. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. That's gonna take some time to process. I see we hop into a raid
or maybe like 10 more raids and think about that. That's gonna take some time to process.
That's gonna take some time to process. What a leader. Right. Let me mold that over because
that's that's big. That's big. Yeah. That's big. Yeah. That's big. Let me let's let's let's take
some time on that one. Yeah, let's take some time on that one. Let's take that's going to take some
time to mull over. That's great. Fine, by the way. It's good. Fine. I always like when my
soldiers find things like that out. Always keeping your eyes open and your mind open.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Always here to help guys. Yes. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
What was your help?
Here we go.
Hmm.
Mr. Contesimo, my boy.
You know, maybe you'll have a great night.
Thank you, my boy.
I saw the other one too. I was just looking at the bungalow.
It was quite exciting. It was quite exciting.
I hope you don't mind.
You look so with the boggling right there.
Sorry for the delay on that one, big man.
Thank you, brother.
It's very kind of you, big man.
It's very kind.
Hope you're doing well, my boy.
Hope you're doing well.
All of your things are in your endeavours.
Thank you, brother.
It's very kind of you.
And Mr. Bert Horst,
I'm a movie's a white good man.
Good, ah, man.
And Mr. Swindler,
I'm a movie's a white good man.
Good, ah, man.
Good, let me do this.
Good, I let me die.
Thank you, boys.
He's for the she gentlemen.
He's a wannabe boys.
He was like, oh hello good, hello good DJ party.
We just did four DJ parties.
We'll have a little bit, we'll have a little bit.
We got a cool down time.
I'm pretty out of shape.
Moving back and forth that fast kind of exhaust me.
One moment.
Get a little bit of ammunition for this kind lady here.
Let's get this done.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's get this done.
Let's get this done.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Hmm.
Are you father of the hudge, pal?
That's- we're not even in the same ballpark.
That's not even- that's not even the same sport.
We're not even over the same planet, pal.
You're- you're comparing me to
A blue whale here, big man.
On math, on math, good say.
Do not ask me that, this is my question again.
Hmm, oh.
Mrs. McDonnell's, what's up?
Mrs. McDonnell's my man.
Thank you, my boy.
I love the lady loves.
We put that song, I know that song, that's a good song.
Swag like mine.
Sheave it were her down her back like mine.
I make it feel right when it's wrong like mine.
Now that you say it, I never want to get again.
Let's RIDE!
I
That's right
You boys ready for a great raid in them over hours in
Yes
We're ten minutes late. We're ten minutes late. You have to find the winners. It's beautiful. Nice to meet them
You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down, down.
You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down, down.
I'm under control.
Somebody help me.
I want a control. Somebody help me.
She's winning my main role.
Well, I'm kicking the club.
I don't know how to play this team's anthem. That's our anthem right there though.
That's a classic. That's an absolute failure.
Even Mozart himself could not compose such a piece
You know Mozart when he went deaf you would stick a metal tube in his mouth
They see a shit
You're the fun fact
Someone might be doing a fun fact
Oh, Beethoven, Beethoven, when he went deaf, he would stick a metal tube in his mouth and
bite down on it.
The heer stuff.
Why?
The heer stuff.
He would put it in his piano and the, there's the vibrations from the piano bypass his
eardrums and went straight to his brain.
Helen Keller she didn't exist
Who fun facts for you to fun facts for you
Mm-hmm
He is smoking
This is our chance this is our chance our moment. Oh, yeah, Max goop potential
that is
We're the people taking it up the hill.
He's on the move.
He ain't fooling around.
He's playing ball.
Wait, guys, where's the people at?
You're those eight, you're those eight, you're those eight?
I saw this.
Yeah, I...
Right here.
Kill him!
Wait, wait, wait, let him get closer and then we...
Got him!
Just doing my pod.
Alright.
Just doing my pod.
I'll finish this bitch.
Or we should research the dead people so you can have any loot to kill him.
They're crawling by you, hush.
Please, you crazy.
I can make so much of that, Mr. Krabs.
I just call an emergency major on it.
Oh, way he saw me.
On my hand is rock.
He said, what guy?
The guy underneath the major.
He's on fire! He's on fire!
Where's on fire?
Yeah, I'm dead.
OOOOOOOH!
Take that, Mr. Kraus! Take that!
Oh!
Oh, what?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Now there you go.
Oh.
Well.
Oh, I'm dead!
Enough. I refuse to co-
Oh
Thank You good Sheriff we're back
Guys we got a kill mr. Cram to
Help me, it's going to take care of you quickly!
All right, come on back, man!
Help me, it's going to take care of you!
You go, we'll get you patched up!
Oh, I got you!
Go, go, go, go, go, behind him, go!
Oh, go, go, behind him, go!
Take that, Mr. Kraus! Take that!
Shoot his nipple, shoot his nipple!
Got it
Do what boys what the fuck okay this is a fire I think we can just shooting
Yeah
Time for the peace fingers is done
There's what
You asshole
watch out watch out
got him
snap hook
judge
I can kill it right now by myself
no no no no I can kill it
I'm going in
red that's me
red that's me
red that's me
red that's me
red that's me
where's that you found me oh shit
take that you foul beast take that
oh I'm getting the ball I'm getting the ball
I'm getting the ball
I'll do the ball I'm doing it
yeah
Oh, take that, you foul beast!
Die!
This thing won't die!
Oh, we did it! We did it!
Hooray!
Good work, boys!
Oh, I'm sucking his pussy.
There we go.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Brother how how how did you get both remember what I did for you remember
Oh
I'll see you later boss. Whoo. Oh
I see you later boss. Oh
We're gooping we're gooping
Let's leave oh my god
Oh
Psst!
EEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE
PLEASE
You should put me in box full.
Goodbye.
How many cores do you have?
That's hardly relevant.
I need.
I need one of those cores.
Okay fine, fine.
Oh shit.
BAAAAAAAGE
CIT! CIT!
Get your own. Now, let's leave!
Follow me boy. follow me boy.
You need to be careful.
Oh my God!
They're getting smarter.
Okay, I just wondered, I'm just curious, okay, alright, okay, we sure don't want to do anything
about this spider.
I have no ammo at any God.
Well, I got some suckin' in.
That's our chase.
Hey, go, go, go!
Oh, fuck.
Quickly, make haste, make haste!
You should send the least important member of the team down there first.
What the hell is this thing doing?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God!
Read the button, read the button!
What the hell is this shit doing?
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
God too savvy, boys, God too savvy.
We're rich again.
We're rich again.
We're rich, we're rich, we're rich.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
He's got so many! He's got so many!
Turn off ads, bro!
He's got so many!
Okay, fine, I will! I will!
But you have to use something for me!
You have to make your first time chat being
Turn off ads, bro, while I'm streaming on
three other platforms with no ads!
Can't you do that for me?!
I'll do my part if you do yours, you stupid bitch!
Oh, shit.
you know that one that was a good one that was a good one mm-hmm that was gonna be that
I was going to be my song.
That's a good choice.
That's a me.
You put me a ski whiskey.
Oh, yeah.
Make it work.
That's a big ass.
Permit skew is right now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Permit skew is right now.
Oh, yeah.
This is what I was been sitting on.
I've been sitting on it.
Oh, yeah.
I've listened to it, making sure
it was the right vibe for the right time.
And I think that time is right now.
Wait.
Wait, just in case there's some fucking idiots here.
Maybe one of us should spell promiscuous out loud.
Just in case.
R-O-M-I-S-C.
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Wait, what?
You don't know how to spell it.
I was saying go slow it for like that fucking idiots that
I may not know how to spell that simple word.
Okay.
You got to talk so far.
You're stupid.
How about you?
How about you spell it?
You're so smart.
Yes, I will.
4,000 years of wisdom.
We are O-M-I-S-C-U-O-U-S.
There it is.
Boom, shaka laka.
Yeah, yeah, that is yeah, that is
Four minutes three seconds seven thousand years of knowledge. Oh, man. It's three seconds. All right. Let's do it
No props on the other hand
Click
No!
That's when you're off.
Nope.
Nope.
Didn't think so.
How you doin' man?
You feelin' that you're really, really drivein' me crazy.
You don't have a plan on the trip.
I was never off the world for this time.
You lookin' for a girl that'll cheat you right.
And we lookin' for her dates and I'm on the light.
You might be the type if I bring my bars right.
you
you
you
you
you
You
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
that was a big it, that was a big it, I'm doing it now Mr. quidth, I'm doing it now
what?
That's mine
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that got me in the mood that got me in the mood it's time to ride
Oh, yeah, we were killing the beat we were laying it down on the track
You were to talk I was big you would you would
some other Michael Jackson I was
May to then those guys didn't really work together that closely, but we went
didn't really we would kill it we were killing it yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I
had the best pick of the night so far that was good that was good that was
good I know what peanut likes he likes these like old school you have a girl
in there, you know, Rihanna, Cascio Club, you know, you have a girl.
No, I like, I like the song, we go-
You don't fucking-
No, I'm gonna tell you what I like!
No, because you're-
I like the song, so you would go to your club with three of your boys,
you've had about four to five beers each,
and the white girl music comes on and it just takes over.
It takes over.
Oh, it takes over.
Oh, shit.
He does.
he does. It takes control, am I right boy, am I right? It takes control. I'm possessed,
I'm possessed. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Mmm hmm. Oh yeah.
You lose yourself a little bit. You lose yourself in the moment. You've never run away
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Good. Good. Good.
Nick Berg she's ready up.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing.
1.5 million. Oh my god. I just looked up with the fan
Just stopped itself and
It's straight up broken. I had
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten fans in my computer and I now have
five
Not even jumping I
Don't want to get sued so I'm gonna say this is a personal opinion
opinion, but Lee and Lee LCD screen fans have failed me.
Those were from, I'm pretty certain those were mostly
from all separate packages.
Five out of 10 fans.
Five out of 10.
I'm broken.
Five out of 10.
Fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
My last one as well.
I'm just, 10 fans it came with, 10 fans.
10, I've got five left in there.
five no joke I don't want to be sued though so I'm gonna see like allegedly
it would have said allegedly could be lying never know I could be lying
no guys this is not a Starboard PC I built this myself the Starboard PC
should cover the mail I just fucked up the address because I try to keep my
stuff hidden I like sit to the wrong place and I've been working I get it over
You've got a lot of... Now LET'S RIDE!
I
That's right
Go boys woman beat Canada today. Oh, you hear that boys woman talking beat Canada today
Hey, oh, yeah, they did.
Yeah, all ladies in the hockey team, United States,
pfft, cannot be stopped.
Cannot be stopped.
Put them against any team.
Put them against any team.
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
That's what it's about.
That's what it's about again.
Coming for you, Canada.
Coming for you real nice.
USA women's hockey beat them.
Now the men is next
Yeah, it's like a massive I think like hockey's like football for those guys. Oh, yeah
That's like dead
You got that chief you got that
Are we good we did it we did it work out
Oh
Nick a mixed up Nick mixed up. Oh, okay
Yeah, you're doing guys who's hanging around don't mind me
You all need to charge and I'll get you one of the dead courses
There's no what this guy's looking around the squares while we're fighting World War three out here
some people I'm the right pillar in the goal in a goop room goop room we go
we go we go up we go up I'm with my spine okay fine here
I'm on this I'm gonna mine cat as well okay so we'll have like up top I've got
eyes on goop room take a spot in take a spot in what wrong oh they're pushing up
the push up on the block push about the end on the stairs
It's a little weird, a little weird.
I'm gonna look for a plan, I'm gonna look for a plan.
Steve, fuck you.
Aw, I think another team's coming down right now.
Steve, I think there's a bunch.
Fuck you!
Is there one over there, Mr. Hutch?
I think there's about to be.
I'm looking.
You guys, I'll keep my people on the stairs.
you know if you see me come on shit
I just shot them all seven times
good coms thank you good journey good
I'm not gonna crack on me. I'm coming. I'm throwing uh, deep pillars.
That's a motion. You might be coming jump. I know I hear it too.
Do you guys see him?
They're farting, they're farting!
Retreat!
I'll just move back right.
Why is that clicker pissed?
Zipped up.
On my left, on my left, I'm backing up.
Keep an eye on that one, boys.
Right here, right here, right here.
You might be up to something.
Did you guys play up in case you get flamed?
What does that mean?
Like, come to me, come to me.
Okay.
It's not me, they only got me.
I think inside of zips.
I think it's on top zips though, no?
But we have to push the group room team.
There's no option.
We need strategic advantage.
Take cover, take cover!
Look, we shoot that.
I was just covering up on A-Series.
I shot one.
Just in case.
one going downstairs you never be too safe there they are we're getting away
broken broken get a bomb
I
See what's him welcome again welcome again. He's what's up on the bus
Take that
Ah!
God damn!
I'm shooting to it!
I'm me, I'm me, I'm me!
You went to the bush, went to the bush, went behind the clerks!
Like, wait, like, way behind me!
All went back somewhere, hush!
What the hell? We guys just shoot me, shoot that guy!
Who's shooting? No, that's a turn.
The guy back there!
No, it's a guy! Shoot him!
I'm shooting, I'm shooting!
What the hell is going on back there?!
I think he's fucking living up, hush is fucking having to find gas again.
Eugh!
We're fighting for our lives! We're here to jump in and oh you shoot that guy!
Kill him, I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
I got it, I got it.
I'm just dead.
What are you fighting for my life?
They're tying their shoes and...
...tating panties.
I'm just having a podcast, it's crazy.
You're on mute so much now, I don't know what happened.
He changed his foot pedal again.
Forget where I am
All right, yo, they're this this patissas just stop shooting bro
This is it's been shooting for fucking ten minutes but he's done. He can't put these did the bomb of these stuff over here, man
Oh, oh, yeah, she got you. Oh my mind
I
Think of this thing oh
Yeah
Oh, he's coming boy come is that a cross get a diamond a zip like in this one. I think oh
B-boyed
Okay
I'm going with you, Mr. Dickmanx.
Bidding up.
I'm going from above.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I don't know what you're looking down for.
I hear a lot of noise on my head.
Oh, you're great.
We're dead?
Where's his Amigo?
Where's his Ombré's at?
I'm getting fed.
You can loot him.
I'm not going to the under stairs.
I have a little beta goon.
it's a big enough score nice okay not too heavy there we go there we go like you
do like you do there's a lot of work other up yes you got away with it this
time pal fuck that was close you got away with it this time I could try to
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Very good.
Oh, hey look!
What, two fire boogers?
And will we have two next boys?
Maybe a group design.
Pups, I am getting word that you are in possession of a bobcat of the estate, are you not?
I am not!
I am not.
Hmmmmmmm...
I do not believe you. Point it out in your inventory.
Yeah, I've got a bobcat.
Oh. I knew it. I knew it.
Balbering a bobcat of the state. Are you not?
Are you not?
Hand it over. Hand it over.
Check out the stock I can't.
ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohooh
oh?
I will give you a tip face. About that.
I already have a tempest.
I'll give you a tempest.
Does that tickle your fancy?
You've got two tempests.
How do you have two tempests? Show me them.
No, no, no. You have one. I have one.
If I give you one, it makes two.
Well, then I'm only getting one.
It's a bobcat with a kinetic converter.
Damn!
Yeah, that would be the math on that.
that if you have one and I give you one now me too you see I'm so slower how
about that I speak slow to this one you have tempest this you have to burst
I
Want this no a tempest and a renegade I
Keep the stock
On this one occasion to not set an example with this one
Just cuz I really want the mom cabin. This is a lot of my pants
All right, all right separate separate
No funny business no funny business funny business way slower slower come on come on now
You bitch oh my god, oh my god, are we serious are we serious?
Take that renegade bitch
What? No way, no way!
I didn't even get the bomb chat! They got the bomb chat!
He got the bomb chat!
Sick, sick, sick! I have a deal of a lifetime for you!
I'm gonna kill you! You can't possibly refuse!
I...
Refuse.
I'll give you something really good for it. I'll give you some real good life.
Dammit!
Mm-hmm, what's it eat? What's easy? I got anything you need. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got?
Renegade one
One renegade sorry
It's a it's four
and
Well, I had a tibis, but
Now I don't
Also guys stich it for with for three detachments. Mm-hmm, and
It's two count them to fire burgers
I
Got the comet three aggressive blueprint. What about that?
I'll give you all of that all of that just for a meal bomb cat. I'll take it
I'm thinking about it and and I'll give you a total for blue chunk
Why not get off for that fuck you that's why
Get out of here hodge businessmen are doing business
Sorry sorry sorry
Right you ready for this deal one joke right now
And the red
Get this hoodlum out of here
I'm getting over here, I'm getting over here
He's got a snap hook
I'm not doing anything
All right
I can literally hear him grabbing a snap hook
Get this hoodlum out of here!
I can't stop it from here!
Okay, you ready?
Ready.
Where's your bobcat?
A bobcat, there.
BATCHER DEAL! Good deal!
Good deal!
It was renegade 1 with no attachments.
You take that view, boys!
That's a damn good deal!
Stack them up.
The winning season, boys.
The winning season.
Don't beat the bar, German.
The buggy bar.
Why don't we get the limited group ready?
Pardon the buggy boys.
I know there's no stock.
We can do that.
You read, we read.
You are bringing the bobcat back in.
That is how confident I am.
That is how confident I am in the bonkat's power.
Mm-hmm.
You got plenty of gold stocks, buddy boys.
No matter.
No matter.
Pinty.
Pinty.
As far as I can see.
Countless amounts.
Four.
Four stocks.
Died away.
The fire burners away so that repair that
Oh, I got new mail
Well, I got two new mails guys
No way
SCORE
Not too shabby they both had total force with blue chunks
I'm just going to be like this.
Crazy.
Suck me centrally and vigorously.
Respect.
And just stay at the same time.
There's no way.
Actually, I know you're tight.
I know you're tight.
Believe me.
It's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go perfect now we ride
My contact is keep it up. I'm reporting everyone now. They are Seattle. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea
idea. You both had gold stocks, Peter. Really? The Toros? Liar! Deceiver! Who was purple though?
That's pretty cool. One was purple, that's pretty cool. I'm switching up, boys. It's
It's about to get serious, okay?
So these fun, whimsical, goofball raids
that you boys have been having are over, finished, done.
It's not time for jacking around, okay?
It's time to get serious.
It's time to get serious.
Get all over here, you're a little dirty.
Stay still.
And still, boys.
Here we go.
Looking pearly, boys.
Looking pearly, looking pearly.
Looking good, boys.
Looking good.
Looking good.
Any time lucky any time any time gonna make you guys to clean
Oh, see his races only on Thursdays now, let's ride
Oh shit, a little curveball.
Damn.
Don't stand.
A little snowy curveball, if you will.
If you must.
I like cool snap, bro.
Me too. Me too. It forces everyone inside. We can too.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can't hide outside like rats. You can't fight.
Yeah, exactly. Everybody knows it's the best place to hide. Outside.
Outside?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But it's gonna get a bit nippish, boys. A bit chilly.
I'll keep you with me about you.
The cold can warp your mind.
The warp...
will overtake you.
Fortecco! The demons will attack you!
I guess that was a 40 key reference, by the way.
I need more water after this mandatory I see on his sign he was a 40k reverence
I'm gonna like water I'm drunk I could dig in a space cave
like super cold water super freezing water oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah I don't
how you stay up this late every night well I sleep until about 4 p.m.
yeah mother fucker oh shit hold on crew we're at oh oh excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me
oh excuse me good sir excuse me sorry excuse me good sir excuse me good sir excuse me good sir
It won't do it.
What do you ever see?
There's a guy right here guys.
Cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross, cross.
We're the weak, we're the weak, we're the weak.
Got his A's in.
Oh!
Got you, got you, got you, got you.
Yeah, yeah, just live.
Oh, come on, come on.
I love you, man.
Thank you, good sir.
We're back.
We got one, we got one.
I don't have you, I don't have you.
You got the other one.
What the hell are you hunting?
What the hell, guys?
There's a guy right here in behind Hodge.
What?
All right.
What?
And who the hell was that guy?
What the fuck?
This is the guy.
Guys, I think this is two, kind of two teams.
God.
Maybe.
Was that over here?
Oh, thanks, Pop.
We're back again.
Whee!
Good work, team.
Okay, big dog.
Uh-oh.
Who's that?
Who's that?
They're down there.
They're going to rest.
Okay.
Not on my watch.
CUTTA!
okay big dog oh who's that who's that they're down there they're gonna rest
okay not on my watch
there he is
Oh guys bad news these guys are dumb and poor I repeat dumb
Oh, I ran out of ammo. There's two down here one is low
Where the wind is
Resin there's for me no more deep is for me. I don't have any
I got three more I got three more need this down
I
Do that angle was so
Got a heels
Everything I got said
Okay, I'm dropping.
Oh, I can only drop the fuck. I don't have any there.
Oh fuck buddy, I don't have any.
But you got healers this guy?
Did we take all of the bodies?
No, I literally just that guy on the outside.
I mean bro, I dropped one Herbal and three medium shields.
But I got two bandages!
Scoot!
Take a Herbal, three shields.
Yeah, I'm dropping four Herbal's then.
Oh
Boys there's so many bodies down here. We need to fucking find them. They're free bro. Yeah, they're cool
I'm gonna knock from the beginning
Grab these three. Thank you. Good. Jay. There's two different stacks there. Make sure you grab all of them
Okay, I got it. She got the five. Oh wait. I had tons of heels in my butt. They're mine
Oh my god, he's not real.
Sorry gang, I didn't see those.
I didn't see those.
Dig in your butt, twin.
I didn't see that.
It slipped my eye.
Mr. Fried Rice, Mr. Pissed Up the Read.
Mr. Hijacker, my boy, my boy, my boy.
It's good man, good man.
And Mr. Tim, my boy.
It's good man, good man.
Thank you, boy. Thank you, guys.
Hey, what kind of you get from me?
Can we find somebody?
I'll just me shooting the turret.
Whoa.
Let me flash in there for a second.
I'm trying to ride the turret.
It didn't work very well.
Got the third guy, the first one, Nick Knott.
We don't need his goobies, my poor.
Stupid.
Stupid.
And poor.
my wife told me a hippo they're okay they're scrapping a red right hit the
Jam buddy. Yeah, I think so.
Alright, go in for a sec.
God damn sex.
Wait, did you pick up the herbals that dropped for you, the four?
Yes!
Okay.
Yes, I did!
You got bobcat?
Hey, how'd you get a bobcat?
He gave bobcat, did you?
Oh, man.
I don't have a bobcat, man.
You should.
Are you sure, Ted?
positive okay absolutely positive all right okay okay all right you know you're
gonna change you look terrible I'm a furry I'm standing in solidarity for
Clogsy, alright? Many people don't recognize that.
That's what I do for a friend.
I guess.
I gotta sit down in solidarity.
No, no.
I wear this furry suit, and then me and Clogsy have nasty, disgusting, moved up butt sex on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
You wouldn't understand.
You don't support your friends like I do.
Even does that little trick with his tongue.
Don't fuck.
Mm-hmm. Don't even get started on that thing you can do this pinky
Meth man would know what it feels like hunch. You know how you're on meth. That's what it feels like
We go up third floor
Yeah.
You're being up.
Her impression top right 100%.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
On me.
Nice.
Oh, great.
One down.
One down.
Keep right, keep right, keep right, keep right.
Keep right.
Do that.
Nice.
Now keep right.
Get him peanut.
Who the hell is this guy?
Get out of here.
I've got news for you, big man.
Time to start pumping that next kit.
You know what I'm talking about.
Get ready for that x-ray!
What do you want to fucking bring in, buddy?
Ooh, I'm about to get so low, but...
Score!
What the hell? Who's this guy?
Who the hell is that?
Oh, sorry.
It's okay, Ben. He's not knowing.
I don't know. Sorry, you finished off my birthday. He was friendly. Well, yeah, but he was mornin.
He was not. Yes, he was. Yes, he was.
A little bit of goo, a little bit of goo.
Oh, this guy had some good stuff here.
Oh, he's pretty good.
Oh, they're at the extract, bro.
Oh, let's kill them!
Go, go, go!
Nick, get out.
Oh, you said?
Someone in my chat just said your YouTube was down.
No, that was true or not.
Oh, I did it?
I don't know.
I don't know that's what I'm asking.
extract coming oh they're gone you failed we failed well I use the reset
much dirty thing you poor yeah yeah too many pores for homeless people
Let's go here by one.
God, I hate you anymore.
What?
Ha ha ha ha.
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it.
Pina hates the poor.
All right, bow, just follow it in your footsteps.
I saw those tweets.
Oh, Huts, watch out, Mr. Spiders on you.
Oh, the gang.
Oh, my god.
Any order Bob any order Bob right after don't you worry besides I've got you
No soldier left behind!
Hunter, wouldn't you do clubs?
oh well there goes that oh shit I think he'd make some sexy I think I turn them
on oh fuck
I
You win inside I say we kill this I want to leave her folks. Okay. All right. I'm good. I'll help you boys
Take that mr. Spine and take bad
take that mr. spider take that Jesus good work team
What?
You're not in a trip?
Talk to the call. Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
What?
Oh, geez.
Excellent, Ray.
Gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
All right.
Pretty good.
Pretty good if you ask me.
She would try to hunch his little tumble and fall at the end there, well, I think that went pretty well.
120,000?
Boy, it's not nothing like that.
We're 11 in 2.
Like 11 wins, 2 losses.
Really? Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
No way!
You can count to 11.
Is that actually true? Is that real?
Yeah, I use my fingers and my toes.
Holy shit.
Don't be fuckin' mad because you don't have to be a singer.
That's gotta be racist.
That has gotta be racist.
Piss me off.
Fuck you so hard, later.
I love you, bitch.
I'm gonna make you feel like the prettiest woman in the world.
Are we actually living through those friezes?
11-2, 11-2, 4-2.
Dude, that's good. That's good numbers.
That's really good.
We're doing a lot of good.
a well oiled machine, a well oiled machine.
Do you think or do you not think that one of the team members being high on 150 milligrams
of methamphetamines helped us or did not help us get to 11 and two?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I agree.
I think so. I think so. I think
so. I think that there's a good
chance that that happened. There's
a correlation. I think there's a
good correlation there. I think
there's a good. I think there's a
positive correlation from from
meth and winning as as meth
increases. So does winning. You're
talking about it. Right. Yeah. I
see there's a positive correlation
about could be anybody could all right I won't mind you we were talking about the
elephant in the room right when the fuck did your mom get in the room all right
all right now all right buddy you want to start mom jokes you want to start mom
No, I didn't. No, I did not. No, I did not.
Now,
a stripping is an honorable career choice.
So is being a whale.
Your mother chooses to be that old time.
Damn, it's on.
It's on.
Don't say I didn't want you.
It's on.
It's on.
You hear this guy, Nick Wicks?
He's asking for it. He's asking for it.
Oh, fuck.
He's asking for it.
There we go.
You put, like, good play.
Why now, me?
Why now, me?
I had to. He's not giving me any choice.
He's not giving me any choice.
You're the good one. You're the good one.
Yeah.
I've been waiting all night just for that.
Yeah.
All right, buddy.
All right, pal.
Yes, I'm coming. Yes, I'm coming. Yes, I'm coming.
That's I'm coming big man. Yes, I'm coming big man.
Just like penis, they're waiting for his dad to come home.
He's coming home this Christmas, I guarantee you.
21st year is the lucky year.
He's coming home. I promise you. He's just getting a little bit of milk and a cup of cigarettes.
He got stuck in traffic. That's all
Exactly exactly it's like your mom got stuck in the doorway on the way to her life a section
God yeah, you wanted this you wanted this I want you know you wanted this
I don't want to keep going, I don't want to keep going.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't get to decide when it starts, buddy.
You started this while I'm going to finish it.
I'm switching up the map to go into a little crazy, into a little crazy.
Ready yourselves.
Wait, wait, wait!
I eat some vanilla.
Here we go.
Here we go.
His full Twitch name is Hutch's mom's fat. That's what Hutch MF stands for.
one.
I lost my voice, I was reading the chat on that one, don't kill the messenger, don't
kill the messenger.
I was reading the chat on that one, don't kill the messenger, I'm going to be a messenger.
He said the MF and your name stands for Hutch's mom's fad.
Okay it's war.
I didn't say that one, that guy said that one, that's the man you want right there.
that's fine do you see me the silly
let's go ride what you say the word right now I take this fucking peanut
down bro I'll bring the walk I just need to take me out oh my god the late
Nice things are taking the team out. He's taking out out
Red alert raiders
We've spotted a harvester in your area. A queen is guarding it with her life
I'm gonna engage if you brought your best gear lots of backup and a very good plan
eeep
that's right
my boyfriend
brought me off the phone
to watch your stream tonight
our boyfriend
our boyfriend
blessed you off the phone
to watch my stream tonight
don't get it twisted
that's right
follow me boys
Follow me boy. Don't you take out my son. Follow me boy. Oh shit the queen here
Get the queen's here
This is happening. Let me tell you she's fired
Do we take the queen is what I'm asking?
No, I don't have the facilities.
The queen is easy to take.
It's all to me.
You can take it just by hopping up on top of it.
I say we go kill everyone.
If we survive, we take queen.
Okay.
You master plan.
Follow me, dude.
Look out!
Follow me, gang.
Oh, Mr. Foil, Mr. Saving, Mr. Rising, Mr. Big-ass, one good man, good old man!
Good lucky dude, good lucky guy!
Thank you, boys, Mr. Flash.
Now watch this drive!
I should go to the top of the Triangle House boys!
It's on the other side!
who's that?
okay okay okay
okay good
guys who goes to top of Tygo Hubs
that's where all the group is
lock in
i'll be up there in a second
you grab him cross
oh they're up here they're up here
how much crack do you
oh my god
guys i'm not feeling my most
I'm not feeling too good.
What's going on up there, Nick?
All the bad boys are talking about me.
Not good things. Not good things.
They're not good. They're not good. They're not good.
Two of me, two of me, one broke.
Fuck!
Fuck it.
Fuck it!
One dead.
Oh!
Oh, that guy's cool.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Good work, team!
Use a quick revive whenever you have a spam open, good sir.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, good sir.
We're back!
That was a little weird.
How time for the spoils, we did a good job.
We got a little frisky there, but we came out on top.
That's what matters most.
We did what we had to do.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, exactly, exactly.
This guy's got to have some goop, okay?
A little something, something.
Nothing to ride home about, but it's honest work.
I think she was taking the queen over by the gas station
Who are they are?
A little peep, maybe?
A little peep, never heard anyone?
Yeah, a little peeksy
Nickmerks is 5'4
No, no, they're talking about my penis, and I don't have to look at that in front of everybody, man
Oh, that's private, that's private
That's private, it's off limits, man
Yeah, off limits
They don't respect that shit, bro. Yeah, exactly part of his body. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Yeah
We have players here as well
I'm a Toro then so it's either all in or all out all in all the chips on the table
We can charge, we can charge.
Knocked two, knocked two.
We just four people in here, what the hell?
Got another one, got another one.
Get fucking.
Die!
They look like they did too.
I mean, who did he do?
Are they doing there?
I think we got a friendly lobby and we just murdered everyone.
Good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, say, on the contrary, it is you who sucks.
Oh my god, everything's gonna be on fire in a second! Run!
Oh
All right, there's multiple teams multiple teams in gas station
Guys guys these guys are dumb and poor dumb and poor station. That's who we want to kill
on it boys
What is the door right here?
On you, on you, babe.
Got me dead?
I see you.
I'm down.
Two down, two down.
Great job, babe.
We got a cookin'.
The hell did that finally happen to shoot me?
There's like two teams out here boys.
Yeah.
They're like industries.
Another one down, another one down.
Okay.
We're cookin', we're cookin'.
Fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
I got you!
Where'd he go?
Oh, good eye, good eye.
He did.
Who's he?
Hey guys, one P.
I got Jugga!
I'm going in!
Where's P?
Yeah!
Gotcha!
I got a single bad lobby I'm in right now.
You just massacred like 15 people.
These guys are dumb and poor as well!
Where's that?
Where's that from?
Okay, getcha, getcha!
Put me to the security!
No soldier left behind!
I
Found one of them was a demon poor oh nice nice
No way
Was I not really good goop? Yeah, you lost a soldier. Oh, what do you mean? Oh my god
Alright, as he kills himself with his own body.
Holy shit.
That was a valiant effort, Mr. Hodge.
You'll be highly commended back at the station for this one.
He gave his life for the team.
I'm taking a five, or I'll be back.
Stand back, Nick-Lex!
I'm going in!
Good luck, Bob, for you good luck.
I don't need luck.
Okay, I'm back. We're going to be right back.
YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Oh, please.
YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Oh, shit.
YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Oh, I give up.
Alright, I give up, I give up.
How old are you, big man?
Haha, I got this.
Stay back.
WAKE THIS HELLM!
Are you winning son?
I can't tell yet.
Adam Cook?
Adam Cook?
Why?
Stand back!
Oh, handle this!
What happened to Hunts? He put two deadlines on the top, the first one down, and the second one killed him.
I'm a side of her.
Oh never mind I give up again. That's all you big man
Yeah, you do it I put two whole bags in her bro. Good work. I've got this patina to get out
Oh, I've got we often put out the ammo. I
Said I'll just my opinion. Okay, that might be the move actually
There's you want if you want to the particular say more that day guy over there I had the gaseous
Where's he going he's trying to run
Get back here little bugger
Yeah, we're here
Well, I fucked it up again
go back and okay he stepped on me got half a tub I'm walking inside the gas
station this guy's this guy's quick this guy's nimble I can't get a hold of
of them. All right, well, third time's the time. We got this,
bro. We got this. We got this. All right, here we go. Third
time to time. All right. Okay.
She's not even so bad.
All right.
All right.
Back to the gas station.
Fuck.
You're going to hang around here for a little bit.
I'm going to open in.
Godspeed, sir. Godspeed.
Let's hang around here for a little bit.
I got her.
Yeah, I'm in.
All right, I'ma come in, I'ma come in!
Okay, all right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, well, I give up.
That's all you big man.
All you big man.
Mm-hmm, you got that.
You like it, you're just fine up there.
I made the bodice.
We'll let him cook.
We'll let him cook for a little bit.
Oh my god, you're dying with me.
You will switch room?
We're gonna die together.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch!
Win this team!
Oh my god, dude, there's a team.
No!
You're doing the same thing as us
and we did to the last five teams.
Wait, sir, sir, don't kill me, wait, sir, sir.
I give a lot of money to the church
and people that need water and housing.
I know it's hilarious, but oh damn it
You go
And I lost my staff we should have just
Kamikaze with hudge that would have been a bit of more honorable death. We died of dishonorable death right there
We died dishonorable death. How do you miss every single time?
How do you do that, bro?
Hell this is no time for pointing fingers, Nick legs. How do you miss? We are all every morning the
own dance
Fuck man. It's harder than it looks. He was whipping around like lightning. He kept stepping on me and said. I didn't even pay him.
We had her. No we didn't. No we didn't. We didn't have shit. We would, we would, Hunch died. We dicked around for seven and a half minutes and then died.
No, we didn't, but her core.
No, we did.
She wasn't even smoking.
I had her.
He was on fire.
I was inside her, but you weren't there.
I was holding down the fort at the 7-Eleven, pal.
Gathering rhino pills for your heroic return.
Just sellin' some.
I'm so ready.
Oh, wait, he washed us like little fuckin' hiatus.
I know, they were puttin' on a downfall.
They were- they were way too broad.
They were in the trees, and they really pushed us like men.
Pfft.
Pfft.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
They came into the 7-Eleven guns a-blazing.
Yeah.
I mean, who shoots up a 7-Eleven?
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
You're stealing Snickers bars off the aisle 3?
Fuck you.
You're a fucking big slurp, a big call.
Big slurp a big steal a big gulp from the frosty machine
Fuck you
They only stock like six monsters at a time that's not a good return
Fine moment, but you missed it problems. How'd you miss it? We killed the queen and got it up with all the shit
What really?
Well when there's not someone holding back the team things actually get done so
you know what you're right you're right I have a snack in front of me mm-hmm I'm
gonna take one right off and I want to see this duo work oh no no no no no no
I got job pulled up you guys are the greatest I'm not gonna leave I'm still
That may be true, but we need a third guy. We need we need you hutch
We'll set him up like one of those barricades and block all the enemy bullets
What do you got that's right like a little logical thing. Oh, it's about mr. Beast's feast of ours
God, this is a good no, bro
If you never had mr. Bees feast of ours
natural meat. Okay, Roni and
cheese lunch kit. As opposed to
that unnatural meat. We gotta
talk man. You gotta have a
sit down. You and me, bro.
What? You're not gonna make it
man. What he's trying to say is
you're drunk high on meth and
eating unnatural meat at 1156
PM on a Thursday and he's
White Claws. I believe that's what my my acquaintance here is trying to relate to you. It may be the
meth or the Five White Claws or the feastables you're having at 11.56 pm on a Thursday that he's
concerned about. You're a peanut with no arms and legs no matter how low. What the what the what?
What the hell was that?
Nick Muggsy came for me!
Over that guy!
What the hell?
I'm inviting you, I'm ready to go splash water on my face.
Okay, I'll switch it up a little bit.
It was going to be a little crazy.
Wacky, insane.
the video with you and Chris, it's the funniest video I've ever seen.
Beat him in the 99 to one contest on the last one.
One 10 subs and the title of LeBron James of Fortnite.
Alexander the Great would be an awe of such a title.
One of the most esteemed titles a group could have.
What's your 40k Legion to black Templars they've got space racism
True thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Why is it hudslive?
I think you would grab a snack or something.
He had talked to the lady.
I don't know, I'm a little nervous.
Maaam!
Maaam!
Maaam!
She's the one talking right now.
Damn!
She's a one-top right now.
We'll try later, we'll try later.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm.
You watch any combat sports?
I don't watch any sports, I watch any sports.
I play video games, and then I watch some Family Guy,
then I eat burgers.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Rinse and repeat.
Pretty sweet.
Uh...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Get the American dreams.
He he he!
The bronze James of missing snap hooks.
Hey, that's harder than it looks, pal!
That's harder than it looks!
Let's ride!
You
Ready belch
Hikes is gonna come back and why he hates this map
If you just brought away really fast before he's back
Wait not this way
I forgot my shotgun, but I have ammo
Let's go. I'm going to suck it.
I don't want to go too far. He won't be able to find us.
We need to go this map.
Let's go back. Let's go back. Let's go back.
I know this map like the back of my penis.
Every nook and cranny.
Welcome in. We are on your favorite map, Tam.
I love this map.
Hey, yeah.
Woohoo!
Can I get an ee-haw?
Yeah!
Luuuluuuulu'l
apt
High Lorenzo
엌
along
all
weapons
all
YOU
start
hurt
same
let me
Yeah, let's ride.
Follow me, boys.
Stay fast.
No tango spotted over here, boys.
Hey, come here.
What about your expedition whenever you decide to do it?
Oh, I already did it, but they're for the shit, kids.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
I'm actually on the last page. I haven't done it just yet, but I already got this one. I already did this much
I'm on page four. I'm on page five. I'm on page five. Oh wait, he might actually need that then
Well find your own
I'm so and this one's very tasty 1000 space dollars
Do you go to the medical research?
We guys, we go to the medical research, keep the...
Crack a lekin!
Come on, Cracky!
Okay!
Dude, I could not imagine...
Hotchly's wife...
Imagine after the stream, 2.30 in the morning...
Hotch 6 foot 8, 450 pounds standing in the dark doorway of his wife.
Wife's bedroom on two pills of actual meth.
Actually, two and a half pills, two and a half.
That's gotta be a sight to see.
That has got to be a national monument.
Just standing there with aura.
Eyes as wide as you get them.
Giant of a man.
No door!
Wife! I have come to bed!
It's me in the morning and I'm on math!
Wait, what? Who just died?
What's he talking about?
I have a little. I swear.
Divide me. Well, he's no longer
with us. No, that's you hate to
see that. You hate to see that.
That'll happen.
Maybe two, yeah me too, yeah.
Well, I got a shotgun now.
Hey, not too shabby, but every night, the sun must rise.
Every bad thing, there is a good side to it.
That's what I say.
Ah, yes.
I can't forget that.
I think we go somewhere else.
Come on boys with me with the real true team leader
Hold on now, sir. I am the team leader the I gel
You see that Nickman's you want that hooligan is your team leader representing your team
That you can only train with me
You wake up every day you say
How is going on
exhibit a that was not
exhibit a that's what that was that one was not my father what's a hoop I was going on
Oh, Nick is dead, potentially.
Thank you, good shit.
We're back!
You're now one of two for the team leader.
That's right, that's right.
You see that hunt?
He recognizes the true team leader.
Oh, shit.
In your dreams.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, you see that, Nick Migs?
You want that as your team leader?
Simple mistakes. Simple mistakes.
Ah, never leave you, bitch.
Where's all the people at?
I think we're gonna go to the map. Not this shit map.
All the new processors, baby. Oh, that sounds like fun.
Yeah, we're leaving. Let's go, team. Let's leave.
We've touched the northeast boys is it really? Mm-hmm. Do I hear that?
Let's go get them. That's what I'm saying. What are we doing here team?
Oh
Right there he passed up. Oh my god. We stop what the hell is this guy doing get out of here
Oh, not good
That's the good player
Yeah right right right right!
Got him he's dead he's dead!
One more one more, nice nice nice!
Nice!
Good work!
Where the winnage!
I got your house.
Watch!
The time for walking is over!
Now it's time for battle!
The flagship...
Time for action!
Now you got it, champ.
A little bit of goop, there we go.
Was it all in two?
There was three.
You should have the first one and then the other two came out of no way.
This guy in the corner, maybe?
A little bit of goop.
Yeah.
Oh, hold on.
The team on me, boys.
Oh, my God.
Run!
Oh, my God.
Oh, hold on, the team on me boys, oh my god!
Run!
Oh!
He's dead, got him!
I got him!
Got two more, I got two more, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, he's not.
He's one, you know you missed, you missed.
What the, no I didn't.
What the, why?
How you tell me?
There's so we got it there, they were both one.
One and one
With the furthest thing from what those gentlemen maximum help
This makes life to me and then you killed the rest of them
They don't mean a good
I
Got a bulkhead full of the gold stock
Which can stay with me.
Oh, Peter, take care of ya.
Peter, keep it right here.
Are we hiding behind the vacuum cleaner?
Oh, no.
Get away!
Scar!
How'd you not see that buck?
Had two on the ground, idiot!
No way!
I think it might be time for us to leave.
Let's leave!
Take our way.
I'm leaving.
Follow the boys
Basic merge female white
Nick trust me we need to get out of here before the next 74 spawns coming. I
Could go doctor. I'm calling the exact
Come on Nick, you're gonna die
Exhibit a
What's he doing?
He's doing Nick things right now. Okay, I'm out. I'm leaving where I go. Come to me
Papa
Tell me a boy. I'm not gonna be okay. Well, that's all let's get out of here
Come on come on. The water's fine
Come on in boys the water's fine
Look at that timing, bro. Perfect.
Excellent raid, boys. Excellent raid.
Hey, how'd you got a bunk at four?
Hunch?
What's your bunk at four?
You have reached the voicemail box off.
I trim math please leave a voicemail after the beep
You keep your ill-gotten gains boob thief
I got you
to
Bobcats
We sell my food one moment boys one moment
So, this goes over there like you do that right there, so these bad boys, those, then,
So, this goes right over there and then we recycle these, repair these, like you do.
sell these. Then we ride. How many bomb cats do you have? Like a ton. A ton of bomb cats.
I'm going to do a quick inventory of my bombcats boys.
We will switch now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18.
you. 72 Bobcats. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Almost to 100. Oh, what?
Someone's jealous. You know,
that boy's you know, that boy.
That's 72 Bobcats. Someone's
jealous. Someone's jealous.
bro I don't know I was feeding that type of shit that's like giving a hutch crack
any food at all we're seed pot machine get over here cracky come on cracky
let's get in there I do not do crack okay all right the fuck over here cracky
just cuz it doesn't take a spoon it's a suppository doesn't mean it's not crack
back pal. We see you gaming over there. I gave the same if I'm on or if I'm not on my
medication. We believe you. You hear that boys? He's the same player on and off methamphetamines.
like you do, like you do, that makes sense, well now that you put it that way actually.
Oh Jesus Christ, why did you say that?
I am.
You're on four times the dosage of meth prescribed from your doctor, drunk at 12.15 am on a Friday
morning.
I am not drunk.
And that doesn't call for a 12 metal chair circle in your living room, with loved ones
all around.
I don't know what it does.
We got to fix it bro, we got to fix it, we got to fix it.
What are you talking about?
Oh man.
Dude, you sneezed and almost died, we almost lost you.
Brother, I had a viral infection, whoever's called,
a nasal infection, fuck you.
That's weird.
You take such good care of your body,
like being on meth and drunk in 12, 15
in the morning on a Friday.
Oh my God.
How'd you get sick?
What?
What?
That's crazy.
What?
You're crazy.
Wow, didn't see that one done.
That's a mystery.
That's a mystery.
I don't know how to get there.
That's what I'm saying.
What?
That's what I'm saying.
You guys are really-
The rest of the time, what would you guys like to make good of me?
Let's all ride!
You
Let's RIDE!
TIKU TOWER!
Follow me boys.
You boys ready for a great raid?
We got fucking tears rolled up my face.
Tell me why I look up and I see
Peanut Chat, someone said.
Huch-Meth stands for Huch-Meth-Bean.
What is... Bro, what is happening?
I don't know. I don't ask me work. They're crazy buns. You never know what they're going to say
God dude, my head feels compressed
Yes, all of these boys all of these boys
Punch math feed
It's an interesting subject on top.
Oh, T-Gos, T-Gos, T-Gos!
I'm dead.
Fuck it!
I got two boys, I got two boys, I'm flicking them, I'm flicking them!
Fuck you!
Got one?
I mean, I just fell in, you just fell in, I mean.
Oh, you big, good luck man.
Good job, good job, good job!
Fuck it!
Lapio, Lapio?
Got right here?
Danger.
Reader.
I
Don't you down? We should do what I would do what I wish I don't know come I think I'm right come right come right
It's much much much
He just died a light you got pretty certain pretty certain God just smited him down I
Could be wrong
At a boy. Here you go boys. That's what the team leader died
Boora
Yeah
Where's the other guy you knocked me my little
Okay, was it up the hill did you knock one up the hill? Oh, no, he was like right there. Oh
God really hates this guy
These guys had good goob
was
all right i'm gonna go
i killed him like right here this
wakusi thing right here
where did he go
Fuck it's so hard to find him in the rain, man!
Time to get her all good, either way, great clutch.
The other guy had a tippage floor and a banana floor, it would probably be good to find this guy.
I found him.
Really?
Yeah.
Who's he at?
War.
Copy.
Oh, good eye.
Oh, watch out, God is tracking you down.
Ah, damn it.
That was close.
We always got that one voice.
Follow me, crew.
I got me ambient up above the jump to try and get that body.
There, there, there, there.
You guys were so happy to see that, like, he come down.
He almost had it, too.
We did.
Follow me boys
You follow me boys
Give me inside, please. I'm getting inside the lobby
You boys mind if a group against Ricky fresh
Huch
Don't mind. Don't mind. Don't mind. Don't mind. Don't mind. Don't mind.
Oh my god.
Above me, above me, above me.
We could go up potentially.
Yeah, we could do it right now.
I doubt they do it down here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's sneak up on them.
Come in the rears.
They don't know, they don't know.
Fireman left.
There he is!
You're back here, motherfucker!
Bye!
Oh, yeah.
She made a mistake, he.
my that week I think what are my down
below I think oh guys guys they're dumb
and poor I repeat dumb and poor
you hate to see it you hate to see it on
metals the metal stairs right that's
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Go, go, go!
Holy crap!
Nice work, Mr. Hodge!
Came to the wrong neighborhood, Mr. Silly wrong neighborhood!
It'll be the goop.
I was gonna smack him around and get a west sign.
Gotta ruin that for me, Mr. Hodge.
Sorry about that.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's shi-
That's shi-
Oh my god, move!
Oh shit.
What the fuck is going on?
Wha-
Well, one has dodged a little bit of lightning,
so I jumped off of the fucking roof.
Good thinking, seniors!
What's the number then?
That's a shame.
What?
What?
What?
No one's saying hot, we done that.
That's the mess we can hear again.
Maybe. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Literally no one's at hunch.
Oh, you can both die.
Fuck both of you.
You don't even like Bobcats!
You're taking them good eye like them!
Uh, precisely.
Okay, alright.
You see that, boys? You see that?
Peanut Racism in the pledge.
Not even hiding it.
Would you like the Bobcat peanut?
No, what other Bobcat?
Alright, here. You're gonna have it.
Oh, I am jumping a jiggling.
The Bobcat of the state.
What have you done? What did you just do? What have you done? Did you crunch it? He
crunched it! He crunched it! You crunched it. You see that, Nickworks? You give him, you give
a gift and he's any any any spent on it he's a
he's conscious and spent on it
I would never give him another bobcat in my life if I were you
he doesn't just he doesn't respect you he doesn't respect your gift he doesn't
respect your wife you you yeah a lot of stuff
girlfriend yeah more peanuts
Yo, we can keep listening stuff, sir, but I would never give him a Bobcat ever again!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's leave, let's leave.
Does anyone have to turn off the super tech?
Agreed.
Not enough people to murder.
Not enough innocent people to kill.
Wait, we can't hatch, we can't hatch in this one.
I don't have a snap on.
I'm kind of different, we're all kind of fucking different.
I don't have a snap on.
I'm kind of fucking different, Wim.
We did it for no reason, sir.
Let's see if I can...
...talk out.
Let's go this way.
Yeah.
See ya.
Perfect!
Oh, that was close.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Excellent technique.
Wow, look at that one!
You see that, boys?
That's how you get it done!
Oh, and then we're going back.
Okay, alright.
That was literally off of nothing.
Perfect.
Fuck.
Wow.
Wow.
Weeeeee!
That's a new tech.
She wrote that down.
All the boys.
A little bit more thin.
And now you just showed up.
That wasn't even necessary.
Oh, my God.
I
Give that clicker what for
What it gets what it gets
We definitely turn off the attack. Definitely got to have a check not enough people to tell us we're about to be we're about to be
Pumping would yeah, what's our overall today? Oh, yeah, we gotta be like 15 and two right now
That's all I know
Yeah, we're doing really good tonight
We can't lose to the two times we did lose
Huch is calm
Watch when you get off a stream like this, do you take a shower or just go to bed? I take a shower
Always bro, but it has to be cold not hot. I like I start cold. I start
I'm gonna be honest, I always take cold showers most of the time.
I said, you know what I'm taking a bath in a bathtub?
I feel like if you tried to hop in when all the water would just leak out.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't, because I don't really fit.
But I thought you had a leg, I thought you had a leg, gentlemen, excellent, man.
I end up like hanging my legs out of the tub.
Yeah.
I might feel good on your duper.
You're one of those rich people of jacuzzi times.
That's what you need.
You want some mud?
Yeah, I have one, but I don't fit in it.
Well, you need a bigger one, like one that was made for Shaq.
Maybe get one of the ones that they wash pigs in.
Like a pink Shaq on crack.
You want some water?
Hmm
Resort my group boys. Why don't you for hot showers? I never take cold showers. I I like to enjoy myself
I like to enjoy myself
I'm not just gonna sit there and torture myself for no reason you don't like a super hot shower every now and again
Come on, man. Oh wait. Oh, I'll always take cold showers majority of the time. Oh
Who knows freaky fuckers?
You can relax you can play on
your phone a little. You look
jerking off. Wait, that's what
you kind of want to do. I'm not
me. But like, yeah, hot
showers are way cooler. Like
cold showers are for like
shaving Goggins or Navy Seals.
No, let's not skip over that.
You on the phone in the shower?
The guy doesn't steam up.
No, no, it.
Oh, wait.
Isn't that break the phone?
It's a 1995 power.
Phones of water proof these days.
My speakers don't really work no more.
But everything else is functional.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
There it is.
Well that's just something you can't overcome with technology.
I'm going to be honest.
This is the first time I think we've played it.
My stash is full.
Like I'm having to sell stuff.
sell stuff. That's because you guys have a good team leader on your side. That's because
you have a team leader who is willing to lay his life down on the line for his team.
You clutched last game you did fuck. Yeah, you did fuck. Yeah
Actually even it does
It'll be to go get a new step watch in your shower, do you have like
What's your shower like?
I got it's a big shower on top. No, no, no, I got one shower head right one shower head
Yeah, you've got to have some type of massive shower head any commercial grade shower head for you would be like trying to paint a wall with a toothbrush
Did you have the you have to like the handle, you know, yeah, yeah
Yeah
ball side. Yeah, a little goop spray. Yeah, I get all my crevices. And then we had to
get a bigger thing. You hear this degenerate back of it. You hear this degenerate? No,
I have like 14 hours. My cheese, I gotta get my crevices. Please stop talking to me about
your crevices. I gotta get it all my crevices. Please for the love of God, stop talking to
I'm gonna put a bunch of pepper on this.
Hehehehehehehehe
Huh?
You stupid to want it?
Hmm.
These bus jokers under a PC-
That's what I'm sayin' thank you.
I mean cold showers are helpful.
Hot cheap and little hot showers.
I'll call them but I think they're gonna be all in debt.
I think they're gonna be like healthiest.
So let's ride!
I go for a walk every mo-
This is Shani. Hope you hear me alright. Keep your eyes peeled, Raider. We have field
and scattered all around the topside.
You're looking for fish structures with blue tarts
and you're looking for a topside.
Eek!
Keep my lunch.
Yeah.
Put up the snacks, maybe.
Yep.
Ever notice kick doesn't make the tap overlay on screen.
He's scared of us.
I've got energy drinks.
Sir, I am literally looking at three separate women
shaking ass.
Oh, for real, damn.
Yeah, I don't like them.
Virtually no clothing on in the kick chat as we speak
Yeah, that's gonna be why you're not on the screen pal
Genuinely three different asses shaking it like the light bill is due tomorrow right there in the chat
Oh
What the hell get out of here
Yeah, there might be a spot on your right they might be looking for you
Make
What the hell, there's another one!
On the right is gonna be the Batissas looking somewhere.
He's doing tricks on it!
He's angry.
Yeah
Yeah, right that guy
I'll do it after and flick on him boys. Can you distract him? Maybe do a little do a little jig for him?
Another one
I'll be there in a moment, guys.
I'm just playing PDE over here for the last five minutes.
What are you doing?
You should still.
Auto be proved.
Auto be boys.
Running.
Zepz, Zepz, Zepz.
Oh, go, go, go.
Is there anymore?
I don't know.
Watch out Peter.
Inside of this building here
Take over yonder take over yonder
Well
Raider
Advancing
You didn't even see me.
Sweet grenade.
Coming down.
Hey, you're moving back inside.
Yeah.
George!
On their way.
Where you going?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
That's a chair.
Up top, one.
Can't suppose I'm on it.
Charge!
One dead.
Got one, got one.
You should be out there, maybe.
Maybe one more.
I don't know, I...
I'll kill this one.
Up top, up top, up top, up top.
Backside, caramel.
You too much type of tower
What was that what is going on man?
What was that?
You stay for towers type of tower
Fighting below a snake. I'm coming in
I got you boys, I got you!
They're all one.
I knocked one to one.
Die!
Thanks, thanks!
Don't worry, you're saved, sir, you're saved!
You're saved, you're saved!
You're saved!
You're lazy to save
Way on top of us or am I right maybe need a goop
He was poor
You know these guys at the top of sniper tower
Right here on me right on me. Yeah, right on you. Who the hell are these going up?
They might have came down from sniper tower they did
that's not good i felt good one more solid cyber tower
oh my goodness
Not us. I hear someone right in the house.
Right.
Jesus, Jesus!
Yeah, yeah.
Jesus!
In the room.
Oh, I'm right. I need heels though.
I thought I saw him going towards Luke Gallant!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Tell me kill that one.
The thunder.
First.
Tell me kill that one.
Tell me kill that one.
Tell me kill that one.
I can't be myself doing.
I'm coming to save you. Don't you worry. I won't let anything bad happen to you
I don't want the way
I need you to come here.
I need to get for you.
Really?
What is that?
Let me get in there and take it out.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
DIE!
Oh
Shit oh shit other team
This clicker shut the hell
One dead I'm going up
Oh my god, he's terrible. He's terrible
Ladies
Hello
Jesus Christ man, I like that guy
Hmm
Oh
It'll be the goop. Oh, I got a hatchy boys score
Okay, very good
Not too shabby
All right
Peanut I'm taking that you didn't finish looting this guy. I did not know I was too busy saving the team. Oh
Oh my some type of reward for saving the team. Yeah, I'm getting off of it. I'm taking taxes
I'm getting off of it rest of the Mexican go fuck yourself. Oh, no way
Nick right here. Thank you
way
We will pack to
Remember I left that I could have stolen the goop. I could have
every part of me thanks hodge for not being a piece of crap guys let's get a
w in the chat going thank you hodge for not being a piece of crap
it's all about yourself piece of crap you would have taken it I'm pretty hooked up
but we must go to the Queen yep yes yes sir I agree I could go down there I
I got a little back.
Now is the time for we need resistance.
Now is the time for action.
I don't know what that does to the queen, but we get thrown.
Tina has an equalizer with a lot of anima.
Emma.
Nice.
Oh, you guys.
He's got 36 durability.
That'll do.
You have to snap hook on the, on top of the OC.
Are you sure?
That's the best way to do it.
All righty then.
Yeah, I would okay. They mouse all right
They're doing it from inside or they're inside at least
Well, that's let's kill those who begins first
I think there might be people inside of here
Right here
Right here boys inside zip
They close the door inside zip he's cracked
On it bullshit
On me another one
One more there.
Are you?
One dead, one dead!
For the pharaoh.
I'll try to help watch him break.
It's Sam Sam.
Hehehe.
That'll be deal whatever.
He's healing.
Good job.
We win?
I wouldn't worry too much about him.
Yeah we won.
We got one too.
Little baby goop.
Little baby goop.
They're in here. They're in the harbors there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A bomb?
No, we can't run up on that, man.
Yeah, we can!
We can't listen to listen to this first.
I'll grow this.
Okay.
Take that!
No.
I don't know what 90% of that went.
But I have another wool pad! Take that!
Got him!
Oh my god!
I was just lasin'!
Yeah, I'm gonna go up somewhere safe.
I'm gonna get behind this- oh, alright.
Bye bye, come with me with your big lips!
I
Could use some I could I could use some help here
All right
I'm coming in make room
I'll be inside wait whenever they revive their buddy
You should be right here. They should be right by this wall
So it's the only guy
Is it the only guy?
Could have been the only guy giving the third off of this free-kick game. I say we start killing the queen boys
I'm sorry son. I'm so sorry son. I'm so sorry son. I'll watch you guys from up here.
Little baby goop. Little baby goop. This guy headed into GMO 2.
I'm hoppin' on top, I'm hoppin' on top.
Where'd this man?
Where'd that?
Yeah!
Take that, Balveesh!
Now let yourself in the corner, Peanut.
I'm really pushy.
Oh, shit.
I'm going in. I'm going to hang
around here for a little bit.
Hang around
No, it's not looking good for you boys
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Take that foul beast. Oh
My god
Come on, back up, come on, back up!
Oh, wait, uh, wait, hold up, wait a minute.
50-50-50.
No, I'm not.
Side.
I'm lighting this pitch up.
Retreat!
Retreat!
Oh, nice dodge!
Thank you, good job.
Who's that from the Academy?
I'm going back in!
I'm like 13 milliseconds so far
What?
Peanut has it done shit. It's only okay. I know I know but I put like 10 magnets my
Dwayne sorry boys. Yeah, you're doing great. You're doing great. I'm my gondist
I'm a gondist ball
I'm up up up
We're doing it now, boys! We're doing it now!
They were all yanked!
Gotta have it!
Oh my god.
We're smoking smoking I'm coming back
I'm not done with you bombies
Yeah, you're doing
Sometimes sometimes as a war treat you
We need to get home and see my wife and kids.
And we're doing pretty good.
Hey, it's good to see you again.
Hey, how you doing?
See, how you doing?
Well, I threw me off there for a second, but I'm on fire.
What are you doing?
You're doing good.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
through an ender.
See that's really good.
Well, you gotta keep throwing hutch off of that me.
That would be a doozy.
We did it! We did it!
Good work team!
Is that Korat?
Is that Korat?
The guy named Hodge. He's already on it.
Oh, what a sweet light. Perfect.
Perfect, perfect.
The guy jacking his meat in the cunt chair in the sniper tower half the time gets the core.
Like you do.
Like you do.
I gave you great cover. Good sir. Fantastic cover.
It'll be the goop. It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
Six fucking ammo and shit, except for a...
like a little transaction.
Holy shit, you got fluquen.
We're goopin'! This is good goopin' right here!
Yeah, this is class A goopin'.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
S.T. and goopin'.
Mm-hmm.
Goop of the goopness.
Here we go. Sublime.
I
Said all the goop
Thanks, so I think we're all done. All right, let's
everything
How many cores you guys got
I
Do I just could I I was stuck in the robots moosey. I couldn't get out quick enough
I got three I
Said we equalize it out and we you guys each give me one that way every's got two
When you have power to have four yeah
check the body you
well apparently there's a guy back here the freak it oh yeah you guys use that
energy level from the thing use a freak head
follow me boys
I
Think we're sure ever second
Not bad, huh see that follow me boys
Hutch is lying go back everyone's telling me to go back
I'm going back no group left behind live by the group die by the group
We'll meet you at the hatch.
EQUALIZE!
I'll help you, Patsky.
EQUALIZE!
Nick, hold and hide me.
You are not leaving.
EQUALIZE!
You are not leaving.
I can't stand in my shower.
He's leaving us.
What?
What are you talking about?
The night's just beginning.
You're not leaving, the night just begun, what are you talking about?
All right. Thanks, guys! Thanks for nothing!
What are you talking about?
EQUALIZE! EQUALIZE!
Which body on the top where?
Top of the harvest
Like your spot, oh, I say my
That's nice
All right, well, I just wasted five minutes on 400 meters wait
I'm leaving like it do
Now then tell me to go to the tower. All right, I'm going to the tower. I'm already I'm already this deep in this venture
I'm already too deep. I'm already too deep
I'm already too deep it's this is happening it's happening. I'm already too deep in this
all right oh shit
no way no way he's dead he's dead if I go over there I died I gotta go my god
What have you done this mother fucker? What have you done?
I'm going I'm going I'm going I drop course this course fucking one guy
Grab this course pick
Sure, sure
How was that boy?
My team
Where I'm gonna wait for you
You
That's a good one. That's a baguette. You know
You're gonna have to drop drop me half your goop
Eat the shit out of my ass
You were not going to make it I
Have no deep three and a half minutes and I have a hatch key will be fine
Thank you
now let's leave like you do all of you boys the art of the deal oh my god
hodge hodge hodge hodge hodge hodge oh thank god
phew close one
I thought it was I thought it was safe Jesus
I'm the close one I'm the close one
I almost lost a fucking hornet just just a one hornet
you how many cores you guys got again?
two
Man, let me get those three back Nick. Let me get those three back
Hey, hold up wait, man. Oh my god, wait what we ought to do that. We made that we did make that wait the rocket tears
Agro to buddy bro square
Oh
Give me the scores bro give the score sorry
Thank you. Follow me boys. I'm coming down. Make way. Excellent rain boy. Make way rain.
What a night
Shabby not too shabby and no we're not in what a night power on for it minimum another hour
Fuck both you guys get your kids ready
Shall my goop one moment boys
boys. Don't do it, boys. Do not Irish. Goodbye. You can't Irish. Goodbye, Nick. If you leave
right now, I'm taking the potato peel at your testicles. Do not leave. Do not leave. The
night has just begun. The night is young. Okay, you gotta stop saying the night has
has just begun. You can't look at a man who's 14 and some change in and say the night has
just begun. The night has just begun. I'm not asking for 100 more hours, Mr. Nickmicks.
I'm not asking for 1000 more hours. Give me one more hour, Nickmicks! One more! Can you
Leave me that for me Soljai!
Everyone, shut the fuck up!
Spotify, meet me half way!
Black eyed peas, let's do this!
Fuck yeah!
Boop-de-beep!
Wait, hold on, okay, alright!
Meet me half way?
Yup.
Aw...
4 minutes 50!
you
you
you
you
you
You
WOW!
WOW!
WOW!
Nah, that's not a fucking bag or anything.
You guys already know what the song is?
I don't think we're gonna sing that, guys!
I'm not really getting the flow of the song, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm sobbing it now, I'm not really...
Yeah...
Who the hell picked that?
Who? I mean me?
We said, meet me halfway during last match.
I was just calling that one.
You're into some freaky shit. I would assume you would love something like that.
You don't love that?
No, not really.
Hey girl, what's up? You used to be just me and you
and all those fucking crazy things we used to do, P-9.
You know what I mean? Put your foot in my mouth.
No, I don't think I know what you mean.
Jesus.
I'm down for that second thing, but I don't think I know what you mean. No.
No. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Jesus Christ, man.
Alright, let's start.
Let's ride!
you
Oh, oh, you got me, oh, you got me, I was being, oh, you got me, oh, you got me, you
You got me.
Oh, you caught me.
You got me.
You got me.
I was peeing.
You caught me.
You got me.
You caught me.
I was peeing.
You caught me.
You caught me.
I was.
Let's ride again!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's right.
We had a good night.
Now I come up like seven shots.
Let's go guys. Oh my god, man. I'll be fucking eating across the room. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know exactly what you mean. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah
Let's let's go to win. Let's rip $5,000 blackjack hands until we die. Come on. Come on
This is god intended
Just as God intended
Hey man, this is God's country.
PBL HUD! PBL HUD!
That's my walkout song.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's my walkout song whenever I head to the mound.
That's hard. That's hard.
I'm so old and I'm out of here.
See me go to little little little little man.
Imagine seeing a six foot eight redneck walking out to the mound at that time.
Oh my gosh, yeah, I'm striking out.
Fuck it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You didn't play baseball.
You were the water boy. Stop lying to us.
I agree.
All of me.
You can't just play baseball. You don't have hands.
What? What the hell is wrong with you?
This guy was the water boy.
Right here. This is the water boy right here.
What did you do before streaming?
Me? Yeah!
I was going into the NFL.
I blew out my knee though. I blew out my knee.
I was on the line back in the day.
I was the ball, you 4'6".
I can't say that word, but...
You know where there's a
It is not Saturday man
Follow me gang
Follow me boys. That's the thing if you could just set it on Saturday
Everything would have been fun
Party without us
Oh, no, I don't think so.
Oh, fucking watch.
I'm almost on the flat.
Who's the short person?
Slag.
Huh?
Whatever you're saying over there.
One dead.
On the good team.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Not good.
It's very good, very good.
We got one knocked on the good team.
This guy sucks
He's already dead from me. What I mean come down here
Oh my god, I got smoke
hey dude thank you good day we're back oh my god it's death everywhere I look
one hell
we're gonna hang out
or try to be jubin in elevator and then
Get out with you with you with you with you in the moment
Hey, not crack not crack
I'm really thinking about it. I was talking about open door. I don't hate
Open door. I've got you boys. I've got you. I
Won't let you down
Oh
People actually we go in here. Oh, they're right there. Nice. Gotcha
Hi, the word we odd curse fool. We're gonna die there. You got pretty frisky
Here we go
It's
We got to stop these guys, these guys are robbing us.
Whom?
Whom?
On the other side, zipline guy.
Yeah, we, we, we.
Oh, good job, good job.
God, it was because.
Yeah.
One of the stairs, one of the stairs.
Take that, scoundrel, take that.
Nice.
Good job.
Back to the set of robins, but you can't deal with them.
Take that!
Nice.
Gotcha!
Back to the cellar arms, which you came demon!
They will beat it, goo.
They will beat it?
They will beat it?
Oh, guys, they're coming for it!
They'll beat it right now!
They're at the top of the raptors!
Oh, behind us, behind us!
I broke a P
he wants a bunch of right there right there
but I got him all the people people
from back I'm dead
insane
I'm really dead I'm really
stuck on the ball they're running they're running they're running they're
I got the whole team I got the whole team
We're doing it we're doing it
We have full team on us
We're doing it
All of my pillars, two of them
One running up stairs now
Second one running up stairs
I see one shot
No there's two
How many how many
You can rest, you can rest
You can rest
You can jump go go go go go go
Go to the top beat it
Go to the top beat it
Damn
I hit
On stairs
You're on Jayden, Jayden
One by yourself
I did it
No
Watch out watch out watch out watch out
Yeah, you're a day's right there yeah, I hear you come to me. There's no peak down kill me. Oh, you gotta
That was a good try.
That was a good try.
I give up on having a shotgun.
Fuck me.
That was a valiant attempt.
You showed team initiative and determination out there.
That's what matters.
It takes a little pain.
It takes a little pain.
I could have swore we had that in the bag.
We were cooking. We couldn't be stopped.
We were cooking with hot fire.
I love you.
I love you.
That's pretty good idea.
Nick works you on that, you on board with that?
I love you, bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a great idea.
Good thinking.
What do you use, boys?
Uh, Nick works.
I mean, Hodge, you get your ass back in here.
You get your ass back in here right now.
Nick works, he just left.
Nice, no way you actually need me, he says.
me serious are you serious guys guys guys guys it is time for battle sleep is
for the week oh my goodness oh my goodness that's I know a man of the
stature would not go back on your word I know a man of your stature would not go
back on your word but too mighty and too cool
fuck you see tomorrow
My friends go
All right, you dead
Okay, they're all right. Well, oh we're on our own
Well, we're on our own boys. We're on our own
Fire.
Fuckin' lock-in, dude.
Holy shit, hold up.
Yeah, they're with the R-play, they're R-playing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We'll hop in with those guys.
Let me take a little peep here.
Let me take a little peep.
Here we go.
All right, take some, take some.
We'll play after one, one quick solo one.
Oh
Did she is live mr. Teepwood mr. Hamlin they've got third slot
You've heard those guys in a while
boo
Gigi is live peanut I
Guess we can run some duels
What over there?
Hefoo is waiting on you.
What are you talking about? He said nothing!
No, he's not!
He'll be getting a little group ready while we let this marinate.
Take that.
This.
And that and this we'll need some fencing off from Mr. Chicken like you do
Here we go and a little bit of
medium ammo
This is what I'm bad at.
Grab this.
We'll put the fin right here.
Alright, good to go.
I should be taking this out. We'll leave that.
We'll leave that.
They're waiting for you.
who's made me Jinji and Tifu and Hamlet?
uh
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TIFU?
What the hell are you talking about guys?
Nobody said shit to me!
what the-
what are you-
what are you talking about?
Tifu said let's play!
I
You boys
We have a record of 16 and two tonight pal
And my friends abandoned me
Nick Murgs wanted to go take a cold shower and I think Hutch was missing his CPAP machine or something
The dude has biceps on his cock
Well, he's 4 foot 6 so all he has to do is lift the 20 pound weight like once and he's not bad. It's not fair
Yeah, it's not fair.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Like, bro, not even trying.
Yeah, not everyone can be 6'2", like me and Hems.
Mm-hmm.
That's a 6'2"?
Right, yeah, Hems is fucking...
Hems might be 6'5".
Yeah, I'm really big.
I bet Nick would be right at...
Nick's talking level for you, gentlemen.
You guys are some tall boys.
I didn't know you guys would be like that.
You're putting something in the mouth, huh?
The wannabe days.
What?
That's right. Yeah, it's towers over Nick. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I believe you on that one T
food but Hamlin's I can hear it through the microphone. All right. I'm thinking what five two five
three. I can hear the microphone. I can hear the microphone. Okay, buddy. I can hear it right through
to the microphone. Okay, we're gonna have to fight for that buddy.
You kidding me? There ain't no fucking way you do this.
I don't pop when I'm popping with a half ass over like.
Spill the beans. How tall is Mr. Hamlin's?
Uh, like 5'11". D? D?
And if I'm wearing a Timberland boots, I'm like six foot.
With some Timberland?
She's good point. Now that you put it that way.
Yeah, they did see Cobra.
He's five four places.
I he's nine hundred percent.
You want to have a good night?
Yeah, bro.
That's me a little bit of a tech.
We drop the tech.
Here we go. Oh, fuck.
We've been drinking.
We might eat the tech. Yeah, we're drinking.
No, I'm telling you, because I've got that super tech
on the way to see like two guys a game.
Oh, shit.
And he's a tech.
The Asian servers always have people on them.
They got like 2 billion fuckers over there.
Let's RIDE!
Oh
Mr. Tifu got the furry skin on in solidarity for mr. Coasey as well
Looking good looking good
We got this gentleman say out of the state of things
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I've got a high hope for this raid. Yes, bro. I
I can smell the success in the air.
Yes, yes.
Follow me, dude.
Hey, hey, man, no, hey.
We're going through the snooze tunnels.
Sneak up to the tower.
No, no, no.
Follow me, please.
Oh, guys here, guys here.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I see it, I see it.
Hey!
Why is it placing a wall?
We're good?
Yeah, I went down see I'm coming out quick. I got two boys
I'm done there's a guy literally on top of me
That one got one nice
Yeah, this was cocky dress grass bro. You got this. Oh
Bro another one go
These guys are cool.
These guys are coolin' around.
Think these are evidence?
Oh my god, there's just a man standing right there.
Wait, it's another team, it's another team.
Perfect.
What a sweet delight.
Bro, there's another team behind it.
Oh my god.
In high shape, we probably should have turned off the tech.
Oh, that's what I was thinking about.
Now that I've had a moment to ponder, he probably shouldn't have turned off the tech boy.
But gentlemen, gentlemen, hold on now sir, one moment, one moment could say, may I offer you a proposition?
If you revive me right now, I will let not only you, but all of your teammates, live.
Will you drop my song, dude?
Uh, maybe. That's part of the adventure. You never know.
Punch it down.
What the hell is he talking about, what the hell was that, are you the guy?
Yeah he just sounded ugly, he heard his words.
Hey gentlemen, hey gentlemen, hey gentlemen.
Well that was super great, we're gonna reactivate the tech here, I don't think that was a good
idea.
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
That is crazy.
It'll be the goop.
What the fuck was that shit?
What would a goop like me?
We're poor too, P!
Well, as hilarious as that is, sir, I could really use a bluzio.
Yeah, that's probably what I got.
Thank you, good shirt. Thank you, good shirt.
You're a good man.
Eat your meat, mate.
Uh-oh.
Oh, see?
Eee.
Mmm.
Grab that.
Get some medium-alarm for Mr. Chicken.
I can do...
Mmm.
Some of that.
Perfect.
Put this right there.
That right there.
Then...
Put that right there.
It's right
There's a point on what we size?
That right there this right here in a little bit of
chicken a couple of the baby laters like you do
Okay, that's right. I'm gonna go boys. I'm gonna go
I'm turning the tech back on you get you first out there
Even to get the game I'm ten times better than Tee-foo pal. I was his mentor
I taught him everything he knows you know about 90 Crank until I showed him
Hunt Showdown has Voip and Dines.
That would be totally Hunt Showdown for a long time.
I've never done it.
But it's cool game though.
I'll take a little peek.
Wait, you have 17 million space dollars?
I used to, I think I'm under that now.
Like how on damn, what do you got now?
It's only eight pages, I need to take a look at that.
17 million space dollars.
How much you've seen this 17 million space dollars?
I have six, 16.
I'll list three websites.
You tell me if you've ever heard of them indeed.com monster.com LinkedIn.
I got LinkedIn.
We're out of feed.
That's pretty good.
It's pretty good, actually.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good, actually.
OK.
All right.
That's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
I got a website.
I got three websites for you.
Okay. All right. Wow.
OMG.com meat spin.com.
Me. You can't forget lemon party.
I don't know.
Those are great websites. Those are great websites.
Spin.com. OK, don't tell them about that, buddy.
That's it. That's a good one.
That's a good one. I like that website.
I
Remember one time my friend sent me a link and I went to meet Smith's calm
I'm not the type of dinner real quick. Yeah
Literally me spin.com. I got tricked went up to like 90 and I closed my laptop and the pork music was still
I had a similar thing. I got tricked into looking up
Let's go.
Beastiality in the middle school launch room.
So that was pretty fun.
That was pretty fun.
It's fitting.
That's pretty funny.
That was pretty fun.
You don't know that one.
That was pretty fun.
Good job.
Yeah, that was fun.
That was a beast move, my god.
Oh, shit.
What did it look like, bro?
Could he give me like a breakdown?
Yeah, give me some description.
Visual description.
There was there was there was something going inside of something and then another day you was spinning
That was that for a minute
It's like me at Hamlin's and twist con 2020
I got
I feel so
Here now you got a blue shield brother. Oh, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're a good
Central to the plan
They're here
well let's kill him wait wait
SHUT
they went up
they went up they went up they might shoot us from the top middle part here
I'm going in oh my god he's going to snap
oh they didn't go up
I lied
you do not appear we come out
I thought they were there
they probably went to like tower side
if you make it to change
Yeah, bodies out front I feel down below they're down below I just heard them
Oh
I don't think I've hit anybody
P-JUUUUNGE!
Further, further.
Oh wait, they're right behind the rear-
There he is! I see him! I see him!
He's getting away!
Got him!
Nice!
Nice, nice!
Chee-ling-zzzzzz
Tiki!
Good job!
Honest!
Oh!
You made that little hushy-doosy out of the thingamabob!
And who's that?
He's right behind that air conditioner.
I got high enough.
I might be able to get a free beam here.
He ran back.
He's getting ganked by a team.
I killed him.
He said he said hey, there's one down here. Oh my goodness. I know are you like it age score?
Which I find from three trick it ain't
That's good gooping
Hey dad
Don't we lie?
They heard on the stairs
And he's there with your feet. There's a wall at the bottom of the stairs
That's my something's up here boys. He's up inside the lobby. He died. He died
There's another team peanut another team
Take that bitch boy
Do the flick yeah
I got check up
I'm on the left
I'm going in
We go
It works
Nice shot
Oh my god
There's another team, there's another team!
Read, read!
We can just close the door
Thank you, good say
We're back!
Read!
I
Fuck you say fuck you
James
I got that
I could have seen us when we're out here
They ran to me by nails. I could have sure we saw it. What about there?
I think they're freaking Andy's
Oh, yeah, they've done it boy, you're right
Yeah, I think this first team we showed up here with the ones who actually has it with a hatch key score
All right back up we go we're doing pretty good boys
Oh
I'm bad at all.
Get the attachments on it.
Wait a fire, baby.
Wait a more great move again.
A battler.
Something, something.
What?
Not too savvy.
Not too savvy.
I'm wet.
That's a freak it.
There was a guy that died and, like,
rolled down the fucking hill, by the way.
Oh.
Really?
It's probably that.
Oh
The hell is that guy he's twirling on he's twirling on it
What you doing what you doing oh my god, we got a place of wall there
I hear you. I hear you. I'm
cheers into that, bro. I'm
cheers, boys. Cheers, boys.
Let's ride. All of you boys.
Let's see if we see around the left side.
I'll either watch right under
I'm gonna open the hatch killer right before he gets in it.
I don't have much.
Okay, okay.
It would be an honor if I could extract with you.
I see no, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can do it, I can do it.
It would be an honor.
No, guys, I think we should revive him.
This guy's too nice.
Not at all.
Not at all.
He's okay with me, it's fine.
Oh, he heard the shriek.
Guys, do we rev-
You're fine, I'm glad you're here.
I'm here.
I'm a big fan of the Nutella.
Welcome back, dude, sir.
Welcome back.
Even if you shot at me, it's okay.
So, are you in? Get in!
Get in! Motherfucker!
Get in!
God bless you guys.
Alright, let's- I'll leave!
How about it boys?
Excellent rage, excellent rage, excellent rage!
Not too savvy!
Not too savvy at all!
We did the right thing right there, boys.
That's gonna bring us great karma.
Great karma.
$92,000 is as much, but it's a little something-something.
It's a little something-something, boys.
We're still a monk.
Boys, what about us? We're still a mount this raid.
Yeah!
That's a brand-in' butter.
We sell this bad boy. We sell these.
This bad boy, I could do.
I mean, jam like five times a night.
We're not jamming.
Lockers, why not, bro?
We listened to-
One of those guys had three door-
I can't recall any of those songs we listened to.
We listened to like five of them.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Man.
I shall keep the fireburger.
Just case the natives get a little frisky in there.
Okay, I'm going to go.
Get right.
By the way, boys, I'm at 1.7 million space dollars.
How much?
How do you press?
1.7 million space dollars?
Yeah, that's better than the last expedition you had, isn't it?
You like barely got five mill or something
Catch the red and say right here, but yeah, I think which means it was great work peanut. That's great to hear. I think that
He got lost in translation right there
You got a lock in I am like I've got 1.7 million speckled news. Okay, I'll let you god
seven ill get a job both of you actually what the hell are we doing
listen how much you got like
15.9 million
jesus christ jesus christ
i gotta get a damn job man
top of the 402 years i had to
Get a chair that don't got a brown stain on it. I'll tell you that much better.
I'm getting a new chair soon, bro. I'm getting a new chair tomorrow.
I'm not telling you. If you sell that, please let me out.
You've got a real gamers.
I'm gonna, I'm just gonna get the, I'm just gonna take the first kind of a good 90.
Evan!
Now let's ride!
Yeah
How you was already over there is the tech on our office, but we got tech but not super tech
Let's go to the lobby then, fuck it.
No, I'm down.
All the dudes gonna bang each other.
Fuck yeah.
Let's ride!
me boys come on mr. Heavens come on get it move on
first try see if I should watch it should be on as well not see it nothing
yet boys
Oh they go to food
I think we're clear up here boys
We might be able to
Yeah, we can take this high
Oh, yeah, oh shit
Oh take off take off take off
I'm popping it open for real too much. Yeah, break it
Get out of here!
I'm in!
Oh good, oh good!
That one!
Oh!
He's in the storage closet, he's in the closet, he's in the closet!
Ah, yeah!
Oh
My god
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh. Yeah.
I know. Try to raise me up to another.
Oh, oh. He's coming. He's coming.
Oh, I'm trying to close the door.
He's kind of cooking.
No.
Oh, never mind.
Never seen.
He's sure.
There's another.
He's sure.
He's sure.
He's sure.
He's sure.
Please save us.
Please save us.
Hold on now, sir.
One moment.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
All right.
Peanut racist.
Peanut racist.
I
Know as a whole of the team I don't just last guy that other team
I might be found there was one team and then another team and then another team it been another team
I don't see that I don't see that I
Don't think these guys know
I
Wish him up
But they killed you
You cannot tell him I'm short and I thought headed it's how you're short and bald
See sir, I'm short and bald I'm short and bald
I
Watch it
They hate to see it boys you hate to see it
well
That was fun. Well, that was good
16 and
for the night
That's like our best
Some reason I only brought one I don't know I think I forgot good thinking good thinking I was just
I think in one of us should run out of d-fibs in the most crucial moment while we need d-fibs.
See ya!
Should we break that down?
I blame it on the modella, man. The modella.
Oh my god, you're making it out, see? You're fine, buddy.
You got this!
Fuck me, dude.
and
and she's got a stellar month first
and get fucking bursted by a damn stitcher for all my goddamn help I've already been out of the ring
I
Would you please we find it in the shadows you by the teeth I was looking at your stream the other day
How do you get your shit so bright I?
Just put my game up real high on my capture card. Oh
It was the same effect if you do it through the video control settings or now
Yeah, I've tried they I mine doesn't look like that when I do that. It's all washed out. I
Never mind does exactly that
It did literally exactly what we thought I was gonna do okay, but we're good. We're good
Wait, so what's he do tech a little do tech boys a little do take right now
I'm playing my sweet escape by fucking
Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a guy there.
Push him up, push him up.
Tell him about all the fortnight and stuff.
See, sure. You know who invented the cranking 90.
Oh my god, see, Gwalt in a buttcrack.
He's looking for me.
In a buttcrack, see.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh my god, you're so dead.
No!
Oh.
Oh, thank you, Patriot.
Ah, hell!
Friendlies!
Hell yeah, baby.
Good shit.
Let's go!
Alright, Exchelon rain!
Boys, Exchelon rain!
Crazy.
Just got a few shabbies.
That's kinda weird.
Here we go.
This shit looks absolutely horrible in the lobby.
I'm turning this back down.
Little bit of goo.
That repair this bad boy I did do get a basement of that and some of these some of these, hurry!
of this, and a couple of these from Mr. Shiny, survive.
It's right there, it's right here, that right there, it's right there, it's right here,
that right there, then we rise.
Time to get serious, that's what it was in Warfront.
Little Warfront, let him off with the water.
Let him off easy, so mercy.
Not this time around.
Time to get serious, boys.
Time to get serious.
You the digital viper that's tweeting all this up here?
I'm at 60%.
He looks cool.
two group eyes. Tifu's got that motion. You don't see that there at the end. That's
a motion. We pop a fresh sweet light. You would see it. He isn't true that you don't
read comments yes somebody told you otherwise I liked you
you see his deep fibs
hey would you got your deep fibs this round chief
I got him
I got three
are you sure you don't want to fuck us
one more time
feel free to sir feel free to
I'll be sure that sound like a good
a good time to me
Hey, no worries, no worries.
Hey, my brother, my man, my man.
You going back to Tarkov, you little crumpet.
Well, we only can play this game for one week.
It's gonna die after one week of it launching.
We have to get as many hours in as we can.
Remember, remember what everybody said?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We I can only go back to talk up when we play the full one week after launch when it dies
Just like everybody said, you know, remember gotta get as many hours as we can
you
you
you
you
you
I
What you do it all by his loan
Oh, he's in the in these in the who's you do see it? I'm pretty sure he bought himself by the way
I'm scared to get a crossfire.
No shot!
No shot!
No shot!
Nice good shot!
Where's his amigos at?
Where's his boyfriend's at?
Over here.
I don't know what he said.
He was being Spanish. What was
he saying? He said he was
friendly. I think. Oh,
good work. Friendly.
Follow me boys. I'm starting putting
in working as soon as he loses and we're friendly. Friendly.
Oh
Dead can't go a few
All clean out here boys
Oh so quiet this is I know weird isn't it? It's just this is
the shadows, probably got a Chris Angel from Mindfreakin in that blade.
The dude who's 58 years old is still wears eyeliner.
That's how you do it.
That's the new man.
He's gonna fuck him.
Who was assembly?
Go, go, go!
A clue?
Hey, who are these damn people?
Yeah, a clue, a clue!
go go go a clue hey who are these ten people yeah clue a clue whatever could
mean they're archmergers between hacks on oh he's right here boys he's right
here in elbow we could come up behind him
I'm watching a ladder behind us.
Hey!
Ah!
I'm gonna snap up on this guy.
Who's yet?
Oh, take on me, take on me!
No time!
No time!
Ah!
Who's coming?
He's coming, he's coming.
How much do you do?
Oh, you just killed somebody in here. What the fuck?
There's two of them.
I'm behind you boys.
Fuck.
You moved in
Let's go for Squidward boys. Let's get first
Oh dumb and poor, dumb and poor. Back to the other guys.
They're super poor.
Mm-hmm, and dumb.
Yeah, and poor. Yeah, and poor. Good point, good point.
Exactly. Oh, these guys got a little bit more meat on them, boys. A little bit more meat
on them. Oh, never mind. It was just a bunch of useless junk.
What orange or red light stick blue paint score
Oh, I've already got this one you guys need this one
No, I think we're killing are you sure it's pretty cool
It's pretty cool
Hey, would you got that?
Yeah, what happened?
Light stick booper eat that cheap
Okay, good
You need a hot spray blooper. No, I'm good. I'm good
I should wait
Well, I actually do need that I learned that last season
Congratulations
Five-patch right there boy
I should go to the medical research place.
Oh, the shutter, where do we just kill those guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go here.
Oh, let's kill them.
I think the shutter is...
Oh, I think it's...
Oh, I think it's...
Oh, I think it's...
Oh, I think it's...
Oh, I think it's...
I think the shirt is fucking shot.
Yeah, Mr. Squidward's missing!
Hey, dude, put him inside the medical research unit!
I think they're upstairs from here.
Oh, he's right here!
Oh, go back, go back!
Where's Paris and Slade?
Oh, he's on Squidward.
Hey, stop, Squidward!
Get up!
Get out of here!
Oh, shit, that's not what we're doing.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Your hand was covered.
We're good, we're good.
It's serious.
Oh, it's bullshit!
Broken, broken!
Hell yeah!
What? Can't win a 1v3 with three of the best players to ever live?
Stupid bitch.
You shot the other hand?
Yeah, I did too, I did too.
It'll be the goop.
It'll be the goop.
It's not upon the pillar.
Over here.
It ought to be true.
True.
Okay.
Huh?
Is that all?
Is that all?
There's some losers on the mic, LOL.
That would be called a joke good sir. That would be called a joke
I'm obviously not insulting him, but not being able to one be three Tee-foo and a hamlet
Okay, all right. All right. So why don't you launch that 46 chromosome back up in there?
All right, try that one more time. Let's do a little circle. Let's do a little round about a circle back to that and circle back
Mm-hmm Jesus Christ all of me gang
You close up you that's how I said that's not it
16 oh, oh your army. Oh fuck. Oh, we're coming. We're coming. I'm back
I'm going in. You kill one, D. Okay.
Oh, they're running. These guys are already dead.
Is it only one?
Oh, it's two.
There he is!
Nice.
I got him, buddy.
Come on.
No way!
Where's he got a bobcat?
Does he?
Score!
Actually?
There was kind of a poop one, but it's still a bobcat.
Oh, no.
Wait, we're missing a body.
We're shooting.
Bob, maybe the thing is coming out of here.
Oh, this popper is climbing walls.
Yummy.
What the hell?
There's a sea ball.
Coming, coming, coming.
What does that do right here?
It's doing the extract.
There they are!
Take that, Twin! We're taking that!
Oh my god
Gotcha
They're trying to get away boys
Oh, oh wait
We're kind of pieces it that one
I thought he was up. I I didn't know he I didn't know he was down. I'm
we're kind of
We know that I thought he was up I thought he was up I
Know he was on his last legs. Just hit the button
Boop see boop sees boop see boop sees
All his boyos a torrenti to that's good goop it
I don't know I I don't know that one doesn't feel too good. That one doesn't feel too good boys
Thomas gonna get us that one
You know something something not too shabby
Like this self that
Here this one here
Little bit more soccer demo
Then we ride
Hey was ready
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, last game for me, LG, LG.
This is for last game.
Last game, best game.
Already?
I mean already, it's two in the morning.
Already?
One game, one game.
You played like four games.
You literally played one game, dude.
You played like one game.
Are you kidding me?
You played like four games.
I know you're gonna die, I hurt your soul, but like damn, bro.
You're gonna go cry about it tonight,
like at the end of stream, please?
I'm getting two burgers after the stream, if you must know.
I'm getting three.
I'm getting two burgers and watching Family Guy.
Family Guy, okay.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
That's the one in the rotation right now.
You can't just get two burgers, you gotta get a set of fries, too.
Yeah, yeah, two burgers, fries, and a lot of coke, of course.
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Yeah.
These spicy kitchens.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Who the fuck watches Family Guy still?
Fuck Family Guy.
Hey, nothing open over here, bro.
I gotta eat fucking dirt.
It's pretty funny.
It's pretty good.
It's just the one rotation right now.
I was watching Blacklist,
then I moved on to Fallout.
And I watched that Thunderbolts movie.
on a very high maybe America done next you get burgers at 2 a.m.
what a bonus the best burger spot in the city pow best burger spot in the city
oh yeah it's on point on point oh that's your two way said it's pretty
for this one. Eat it out. Eat it out so I open it two in the morning. Eat it out pretty
good. But here, eat it out. It's got the best price for the most quality ingredients and
best taste. Perfect vector for a burger. Just like the voodoo ranger. You can get a more
delicious burger, but it won't be for its cheap but its good quality.
I
Watch that watch that
I
Try to draw I don't like it. I didn't like it. I'm nice of a watch it
I'll get to it. I'll get to it I haven't watched that process yet. I'll get to it eventually.
Yeah, you see brought me some luck at the casino tonight had to watch while spinning
slots in for $30 out for $260?
Ehhh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
My man!
Good work out there, Chief.
You're doing God's work.
Now let's ride!
I'm gonna go.
Let's ride.
Fireball, Fireball, Motherfuckers!
I
Run fireball fireball motherfucker. I'm coming boys. I'm coming
The fuck is playing with this dingley
Run I didn't inside close the damn door
There's people under us today.
Go look out the hamlet!
What's he got now?
My bare fucking hands.
Holy shit.
I guess people under us.
I got my fucking neck.
What about?
Is the other underneath us?
Oh my god, you asshole.
My god, my god.
Underneath us on the fourth floor.
What people are they going?
On the fifth floor.
How did Bowser-
Uh, boys.
What?
Anybody got skills?
The arcs is arcs on the other end.
Have we got him? Have we got him?
I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
You see?
Hey!
That's me.
Ah!
Got him!
Pick him up, pick him up.
That's nice.
One more in the corner!
Got him!
That's the boy!
Yeah.
My god, you got him.
We're cooking! We're cooking, boys!
Beautiful!
Little bit of goop.
Little bit of goop.
I should go to a Simi voice that's where the goop resides.
Let's go.
Mm-hmm.
What do you think?
It's near the fucking Hoosie Doozie?
Through the Hoosie Doozie?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Precisely.
for the through the Hoosie doozy you
precisely the door see round the
what's we call it the hingledingle
you be the fin there's a wall here
You went back inside?
Is that a mines?
Get a boys!
Get back!
Someone going?
Oh my god
Sure we are not hella gay we are hella good all right pal get your ass back to the lobby
Oh my god, he lost a snapbook.
Is he a fucking ammo?
Yeah, this guy lost a snap.
Oh my god.
Good work.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
You a shoddy ammo?
Can you hit me some?
Is it right here?
I've got six bullets.
That's not enough.
they'll do it's more so than him on the other side like seven stacks of
medium Jesus Christ and take it out of a whole nation I see me Steve
When it get to the medical research voice
Oh, it's great. We're Jesus
It's on the floor
What?
There's a socket shelf for you
Party shield to somebody the team here
I
there's only one good thing good plan the bluesy
we a little something something nothing too crazy boy but a little
something something oh my god I just got like
like wambo wambo
stupid robot bitch
he's on me
running
you trying to skedaddle
nice
oh fuck it
did you get him did you get him
yeah i got him
good work
you moved me to goob
hehehe
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me, Peter?
Live by the goop, die by the goop, Mr. Hamlin.
It's on my fault you were not dedicated enough!
That was dedication, bro.
Fuck me.
Oh!
Oh!
You're just Christ.
Get blown, brother.
Get slammed, brother.
Anyone need shotgun ammo from them?
I do.
Here.
You good, Jay?
Let's have a team.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Ah.
We're shot some lobby, I think.
It's a good one.
All right.
Follow me, boys.
We go back to the lobby.
They should be here then.
Hmm, it might be lobby mech or maybe?
Hmm
I see nothing over yonder
I go up
Go take a little peep
I've not seen nothing up here boys
They might be down lobby metro
Let's take a little peep
Metro!
Good thing ya
Who shot that one?
NOOOOO
There's no down here neither
Hmm
You sure you hurt someone?
Yeah I hurt dogs
And that ball is aggred on somebody
Could be business
Who's that?
Oh I mean what the fuck
OH I GOT YOU SHIT I GOT YOU SHIT
WALK UP
OH
I made this guy.
You can't.
What?
Long time to see him.
Thank you, good shape.
Follow me, boys.
I'm on his ass right now.
Oh, he just baited me.
He just baited me.
Oh my god.
He baited me.
He baited me.
You're going to throw.
Oh my god, good stuff.
I got you, good job.
Oh my god, thank you.
I'll beat you to take you there.
Would you hurry up?
Oh no.
Oh.
I
Always had that I always had that
Yes, good enough group
Oh, nice you miss. There's two bodies right here.
What do you think you could do?
You could do a bomb score?
Is that tech or something that you do with the little clickin'?
No, I'm just micro.
Microdotion healing spray?
Microdotion the fucking medmiss.
I
Got whip it's whip it thingy one of those things called the giant piece pumps galaxy gas mm-hmm
That'll turn them on the fucking top forever hmm. I shall dump you. Hey, what do you see like the top of
You guys you guys see
What do you say he does him he does him
What happened?
Oh, no, he doesn't.
He doesn't.
He said, you have to type a guy to take a picture wearing skinny jeans, fucking holding a big
little money spread with a galaxy gas in one hand.
Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Where the shit are you going?
Gas station in a sitcom.
You can see the corners in a pocket type of deal?
Oh, yeah.
That was you when you had dreadlocks.
See what you're talking about.
Oh, you had dreadlocks?
Yeah, he did.
He looked like he didn't really know.
No way.
Hanwood's giving me a picture of that.
That's my day.
Just imagine going to LA and going to Venice Beach
and seeing a dude and a bitch on the beach.
You're not doing it.
Hanwood's actually not real?
No, no, not me.
Not me.
Not me.
I mean, yeah, Tee-thoo.
You got to give me a picture of that.
No way.
You have a driver's license, believe it or not.
You have a driver's license?
16.
Yeah.
That's a trial no-hack.
A trial.
A trial.
I think we killed everyone.
You know, like the assembly, I don't even know.
Maybe.
You take a little gander.
Oh, I missed the jump.
I
Depends on if I'm steaming or not if I'm not steaming I take about 20 minutes
I like to throw on TikTok when I was steaming
I've trained my rectal muscles to poop, wipe, and get back in 90 seconds flat.
Oh, that's on the screen.
Because I know you gotta take another shit after the stream, man.
Oh, yeah.
I take a shit after every stream.
It's like a ritual.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
T and I, we also, you know, we like 30 to 40 minute shitters.
Yeah.
That is the matter.
That's what it is.
Sometimes I'll sit down while I'm peacing, just so I can score on some top.
He said he shit since 20 seconds, and he scrunches his toilet paper when he wipes his ass.
I couldn't believe it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That man has to sneak his ass.
Mm-hmm, I'm a full type of blooper.
I always fall.
What?
He's still like he's been here a full.
Falling here a full?
The forwarding is much more efficient than scrunchin'.
No, no, he said he didn't.
Oh!
He's that clean swipe.
What are we doing? Get it out of here?
Is that weird? Like, is that like weird? I looked forward to taking a shit.
Like, it just feels so relieved, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, to just finally let that dude out of the cage.
Of course, yeah, of course, yeah!
Of course, of course!
Of course!
Of course, that's right!
I mean, who wouldn't look forward to a six to eight inch
round cylindrical object going through the rectal muscles?
That sounds great!
That sounds great!
Dude that's fuck yeah, I might stay with you chief
Right there with you chief. Yeah best part of the day
Part of the day hammer the twist on 20s holy
I
Hold up before we hop on there. I am getting word that you are in possession of a bucket of a stat
Are you mad?
The guy doing tricks on it over there
I'm seeing what you're seeing
Oh, I'm on!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
The train's gone.
Uh, boys.
Uh, well, I'll be there.
Yep.
I'll be there.
Yep.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Follow me, boys.
Anybody got a hatch key?
Oh my god.
You win, son!
Good, good.
On a skimmer, Monty.
Excellent rain, excellent rain!
Not too savvy boys. That's an excellent LG. That was fucking beautiful.
All right. Do we need more action though? One more.
No, I've got to kill the headache. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off. I'm getting off.
Good play with you boys. GG's. GG's. Godspeed, gentlemen. Good play with you. Good play with you.
Yeah, nice playing with you, man
Oh, absolutely absolutely have a good one boys have a good one
Thanks for letting us know how much you enjoy the poop and stuff. I really found a connection with you there
Of course always feels good to get close to the friends. All right. See you later, gang
See you later, man
I'm getting off. I'm getting off
I'm getting off. I'm getting off
Have a silly little life, gentlemen.
All of silly little dreams, perhaps.
Pertense.
Per maybe.
Don't you ever so desire.
Good night, boys.
Good night.
Good night now.
I'm going to get two burgers and take a shit.
I've got a headache.
Here we go.
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Tonight
Good I do
You know
All right
You know
I'm not gonna go take a massive chunty to burger!
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