you
You
let's go let's go I forgot to grab a beer I'll be right back I forgot to grab
I'll be here I'll be right back wait give me a thing I'm gonna grab a quick
I forgot give me like two seconds. Give me like you like to say hold up
Come on! You're like two seconds!
Two seconds! Two seconds!
Here we go! There we go!
Now we're cooking boys! Now we're cooking!
Now we're cooking! Now we're cooking!
Bye bungees!
my apologies boys my apologies forgot the most essential part of the plan the
next step of the operation my apologies boys my apologies boys guys we're not
lagging this is the fourth week in a row I would know if we're lagging I would
know it you two broke the entire thing last week that that was the last event
I would know is he muted. All right. All right, I'm not
That's stop up to the lessons
Now here are the announcements
Here they are. I
Don't have any now it's been put tonight. We are we have a new update boys a new update
I haven't read the past notes. I have no idea what to expect. I've been doing jacks it nothing all day
So I have no idea, but I'm gonna go grab them. Where are they at?
We- we- do they add?
Wait, hold up, wait, wait, hold up. Let me- let me just take a look at the patch notes. Where are they at?
Arc Raiders.
Patch notes.
Mmm...
Oh, here we go. Is it called- is it Stardust guys that do one? Stardust guy?
Oh...
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Here we go. Okay.
What's new?
hurricane map condition pretty cool two new arc enemies pretty cool the weather
monitoring system the seasonal player project pretty cool
Rerated that pretty cool
Sorry
Damn battlegrounds map update pretty cool
Expedition window pretty we stuff into that by the way remind me we gotta do that I keep forgetting remind me about that voice
I keep forgetting facial hair customization
I don't care about that. What about this?
Okay, I'm not reading all that that is
That is an entire book that is an entire wait. What is this?
Stitcher
reduced headshot multiplier from 2.5 to 1.75
reduced base damage from 7 to 6.5
Increased per shot dispersion by around 50%
said holy shit boys they did they destroyed that weapon that's that's
horrible that's that's completely destroyed that's that's over with that's
done that's yeah honestly might have been needed but that weapon just got ripped
in half holy crap that is ass kettle reduced base damage from 10 to 8.4
five. R.C. Odyssey, since they reduced the whole clicking speed, I haven't really been
using it anyways. I don't really care about that. Vinninator reduced headshot multiplier
from 2x5 to 2. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Holy crap, it only took them six months! Reduced
base damage from 9 to 8. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Oh my goodness! That's been the medicine
day one! I'm telling you what, I'm telling you what, the Venomator is the least satisfying
weapon in the entire game, but you're forced to use it because it's literally the matter.
Jupiter improved ADS magnification from 1.9 to 2.2, improved equip time from 1.2 to 1.05,
Seconds improved on a quick time from 0.9 to 0.75. Well, yeah, that's kind of nothing
Affiliate on reduced base reload time from 4.5 to 3.5
Reduce time between shot from 0.9 to 0.7. Okay. That was needed. That was it. It was a little slow
Not like too slow, but you could feel it. You could feel it. It wasn't where I needed to be
reduced vertical recoil by 50%
Improved ADS settles me by 30 for 35%
No, that's nice. That's nice. That's that's nice boys. That's nice. That's nice. That's
you see that? That's oh that's nice. That's nice. That's nice. Deadline value increase
from five thousand six thousand. Trader price increase from fifteen thousand to eighteen
thousand. Added a new arc part as a crafting cost. Trailblazer value increase.
Blah blah blah, trade increase, blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
None of that really, I don't care about any of that.
Okay!
Oh!
Holy shit, I, oh my god.
Oh, here we are, anti-cheat.
When we shared our last update about Tackling Unfair Play,
we didn't fully convey the complexity and the scale
of what goes into cheat detection.
Our defenses operate on multiple levels.
Some checks are simple and definitive while other players are behavioral and data driven and evolve over time.
You also leverage broad gameplay, telemetry, and machine learning techniques to spot that AI.
To spot patterns that aren't obvious at first glance, these methods take longer to develop,
must adapt as game systems change, and don't always offer instant certainty the way Blunt Software detections can.
Okay, oh, it looks like they're up and it moves and oh, that's good news! That's good news!
Alright guys, I'm not reading all that, that's like a whole, that's a whole book right there gentlemen, you want to read that, do it on your own time, that's a whole fucking book, I'm not reading that, reading for bitches, reading for bitches and plusies, I'm not reading all that.
Let me get the gang together. Let me get the gang together. One moment boys.
Mr. Wrong, how you doing?
Hello?
Where's Mr. Clausiak?
I
God fucking knows he's probably dreaming about this right now when he could just be experiencing it
Well, how often does that guy make a scheduled time?
Well what I said how often does that guy make a scheduled show up time like how often
Mr. Cloak see
Never
Okay, well there you go. Literally never. I don't think I've ever seen himself one time one time ever in the history of ever forever and ever
Yeah, so I don't know what to do about that is he student right now
He's sleeping
Pardon, you know, of course he's doing right now. Nope. Nope. We take a quick look
Wait, wait, let me see.
Cloak C.
Cloak C. No, he's not Sheba.
But where's he at?
He hosted me a long time ago and then said we're playing tonight.
How long ago was that?
How long ago was that shot?
How long ago?
You're 15 minutes late every single day.
Yes, but consistently, consistently 15 minutes late every single day.
That's consistency, pal.
That's consistency right there.
Mm hmm.
That's consistency.
Well, these guys are awful.
Oh, what?
Oh, I'm just one of the best players in this game on day two.
You've been killing it, huh?
Oh, I've been buzzy, buddy.
We've been buzzing.
Oh she's busy beaver huh busy bee we've been we've been buzzing that's good to hear
That's good to hear that's good to hear that's I I would hope that tonight does
not look like yesterday night that would be depressing that was the worst
night of gaming I think I've ever had in my entire life ever forever in any game
at all whatsoever since I was born no we'll be chilling buddy don't you worry
good good good that's good to hear that's good to hear guys you hear that
boys were turning it up a notch tonight no more losing it right there partner
but you you do that I'm gonna I don't know how to get in contact with Colce I
don't have his phone or nothing wait he leaked his phone number three times no I
didn't you just stuck in what's that maybe you guys know it damn it brother
What do you say?
Well, he closely leaked his phone number three times on stream.
So I might be able to just get his phone number from the regulators.
I know we're going to be putting phone numbers in the chat.
Actually, I just realized I'll get told that.
But never mind.
Don't do that.
Let me let me try calling him.
Let me try calling him.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I caught him boys, I caught him.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
I'm a shoe moj.
Can't hear it.
It's ringing, it's ringing.
What do you have in blue?
What?
Stop hook tech change?
What's a stop hook tech?
What they change to stop hook?
What they do to it?
Did they make it better or worse?
Hmm.
It's dead worse they fucked it worse worse worse it's horrible
Snapple tech done worse gone and worse it's terrible worse it's horrible
Oh, that's a shame.
That's, well, that's a shame.
That's a shame.
That, oh, all right, here's, all right, here's the plan.
Here's the plan.
We're gonna, we're gonna play a couple of duos while we wait for Mr., for Mr.
Clokesy to get on.
Did he, did he reply to you?
Did you get a hold?
No.
Clokesy does do this weird thing where he likes to wake up at 7pm.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm and have a little breakfast like any normal gentlemen
So there's a good chance he texts me randomly while we're in our first couple of raids
All right, let us proceed let us proceed
Let us proceed, gentlemen, let us proceed.
If not, we can grab, we can grab like, I don't know, like T-Fool or
Jinji or something, but I'm sure he, I'm, I'm confident.
I'm confident Mr.
Cokesy will show up.
I'm confident, I'm confident.
He's a man of his word, if nothing else.
A man of his word.
100%.
I think he's balding as well.
I'm, that's what I'm not so certain of.
That one makes that one sounds about right. Yeah, I I don't know for sure though. He always was that hat
You magazine remember when they told everybody that we're in a hatch makes you bald
That is why people did I wore a hat for like two months on stream in a row and people when I finally like got my haircut
People actually legitimately thought I had no hair. Oh
I well, I'm pretty sure that I
I was that weird a hat doesn't turn you bald, right?
No, well actually I think it there's a chance. I think I don't know I've heard I've heard both ways
It turns you gay
Are you here this that does not sound good for you Buster
Oh, you might have like a Chris Jenner and
Oh, okay. Let's let's all chill out here. Let's all relax here for a second
Let's all relax here for a second. Everybody take a step and do back. Let's slow our roll just a tad
Um, all right. All right. Here we go. Let me let me give you a quick invite
Let me give you a quick invite big big man
No, hold on. No, hold on a minute
Oh, you shot another rain
No, I'm out of the way, but I am, uh, I am, uh, I don't know what I'm doing.
Hmm, well, I just, you did invite you, see it?
I got it, I got it, I'm in there, I'm in there.
Okay, all right, okay, all right.
Oh, oh, wait, wait, hurricane, we, have you played hurricane yet?
No, should we play it?
Absolutely, but you've been playing all day, you haven't played hurricane yet?
No, I haven't.
I've just been playing the birds, buddy, I've been playing the birds.
It's cool, isn't it?
Yeah, it's actually, I've just been up on the roofs, dude.
Yeah, everybody called Bird City Garbage Pieces Shit.
I love Bird City.
It's the best event.
It's actually not bad.
Mainly because of, you can tell, Bird City!
Bird City!
That's my favorite part.
Oh, Mr. Chris and Mr. Axe were all over my voice.
Good man, good man.
We say, dude, limited stock.
Are they serious?
The stock only resets per 24 hours.
The game is built around extreme casual players.
They're talking about the dad gets off the steel factory work 9 to 5 as time for only
a game or two.
He doesn't go through more than three blue shields a day.
A bitchless gentleman, such as Montseua and myself.
We go through much more.
It is built around a bit of a casual gentleman.
No, no, it's not built around the bitchless.
It is built around the bitch havers, the sex havers.
The gentleman with jobs and wives and kids.
Yes, yes.
Which I must commend, I must commend.
I must, I mean, I must commend most times, they don't do that.
Okay.
Well, you did indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed.
Okay.
I'm talking right now.
Mr.
Rogue, I, I'm your very cool guy, very cool guy.
I think for Christmas, I might get you a six-month membership to 24-hour Fitness,
and I think that would be best for you. And then maybe you can start shopping at Whole Foods instead
of McDonald's. And then after that, maybe see a counselor or something. And then once you get
that down a little bit, you could maybe work on your cardio, maybe get yourself one of those
elevated treadmills inside your warehouse. And then after that, you could, and a couple salads
would never hurt. Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt to do that. Am I good?
Yeah, you're good. I'm just checking the audio.
Okay, good. Good. All right. Okay. All right. I just want to make sure I talk long enough.
We're gonna go ahead.
Oh, yeah, you're good. You're good.
Okay. Let's get in there. Let's get in there. Let's get in there, partner. Let's get in there.
First raid, best raid, Mr. Rogue. It's time to set the tone for the night.
It's time to set the tone for the night. You understand me, Mr. Rogue?
Oh, buddy, I think we're about to show people what we're all about game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what also?
Mm-hmm. I just got word. Oh that my door-dash order is inbound
By the gods that'll help you up your resources as long as a homeless person doesn't
wish my and snatch it
Guess what I got guess what I got I got the orange chicken Panda Express the Diet Coke I
I've never seen anyone under 400 pounds drink a Diet Coke
It's like mythic legend diet I in the old eights and scrolls
They talk about number 100 400 pounds drinking five or diet coke number one soda in Canada
Mm-hmm drink more than regular coke. Mm-hmm. That's why Canada is sinking
Because everybody up there so bees
That's why they lost the hockey game because they couldn't move up and down the court without getting winded
No, no, the hockey game's off the-
Let's ride!
You
Cogs zero
Cogs zero that's what you want. That's what you're looking for Cogs zero's ass
No, it is not. Coke Zero is the coup d'etre gras of Coke on us.
No, it is not. Coke Zero.
Hold on, let me fix my little finger over here.
Coke Zero is terrible, dude. It's nothing but syrup.
Oh, syrup is delicious.
Holy crap, it's windy out here.
Yeah, it is definitely windy.
Why are we sparkling it?
We have a dead body?
Electromagnetic storm no no that's something else. This is tornado
Well, I feel like we're gonna be very visible and my armor is depleting in this in this story
Oh, no, my armor is depleting as well
We take our oh we take our shields off. Oh
It's the tech. That's the that's the tech. That's the tech
Now wait now before you go out the road
I must warn you when you put a shield back on it takes about 30 seconds for it to fully recharge, okay?
What won't you go and throw yours on back on you can see how it looks like oh
See that yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So whenever we put it back on we can't just find immediately
Okay, okay, okay, so like apex yep
This is interesting.
Is this your first time on the hurricane?
First time! First time she's taking stuff.
Oh my god, this is the first time together?
Wait, why is spaceport over there?
Wait, I did?
Oh.
Uh, I don't know.
Is that in the map?
That's in the map!
Well, duh.
Oh, that's because we're on spaceport. I thought we were on game battlegrounds.
We're on space port hurricane.
I thought we were on game battlegrounds.
Stop, I got a little confused right there.
My apologies, my apologies.
No, not dead battlegrounds.
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
At the end, at the end of space, we're going to do battlegrounds.
Proceed.
Dude, I feel like my running speed slower.
That my body...
We could be in on tornado.
Yeah, but does it affect my speed?
It's my first day out here.
It's like all my like, third day out here.
This game is like what, more realism than Battlefield 6 or what?
It may look like it. It may...
This is quite realistic, yes.
Okay. Sounds good.
Sounds good, sounds good.
I can't see you.
What happens if we run with the wind? How fucking fast do we go?
Oh, we go faster! Fuck, holy shit!
Holy fucks!
Shit!
Oh, we got a bike tire!
How do we fuck?
Chariot.
Chariot wheel?
They're telling me to jump.
Oh.
Wait.
See!
Well, how'd you do that?
You just jump.
Yeah, but I hope another one is hiding, though.
You got to press H. I was late.
It's new.
It puts your gun away so you can move faster.
Oh.
Look at you go.
OK, OK.
OK, let's keep moving.
Let's keep moving.
Keep it moving.
We've got shit to get, dude.
I first said probably only get ready to the night because no one knows what we are yet
I I don't know what I'm at. I can't see and talk legs in front of me cuz of the storm
When do we put our shields back on
Okay, let's get to good tower then oh look they're killing that rocket here right there
He had armor on, he kept his armor on.
He should be right down here, looking in the shadows.
Right around here.
You know that matter right down there
Hmm
Can they see the flashlight on the front of your face or how's that work? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, you can see that is it worth running them. Oh, if you can't see yeah, okay? Okay? I'd rather see the Nazi
Yeah, but then you're like a big shining
Glowing head to shoot. Oh per baby per baby
Okay, you're about to take your field. Oh, there he is. There he is
Oh
Like if I get them am I we win it I
Can't tell what I can't oh we got him we got him. Oh, we're right here
God I'm okay. We're kind of doing pretty good
We're doing pretty good so far
He said you
Did you stop your growling young man you said time
I could use some medical
I have a spay mark.
Oh no I'm a fake.
I'm a fake one.
Oh my god it's a spay mark.
I'm the evil butt peanut.
Let's run.
Let's go.
Thank you good sir.
Alright peanut I got both ends.
Let's lock it in baby.
Good work.
Can you kill me?
Absolutely good sir.
Godspeed on all of your vices.
I love you, Mark Pena! I love you so much!
Pena, there's more, Pena, there's more!
Oh good, good, good, good!
Oh good, good, good!
Oh, good, good, good!
What tower is tower?
Uh, right above us, I think, north.
Oh, good, good, good!
Oh, hey, Mr. Meddyn, tell you a big man!
I don't know, maybe that was a player shooting me.
I don't know what it was.
Cool. Where'd you get shot from?
Well, it was directly toward this building, but it was up.
It was on the top.
Hmm
Well, I say we recharge our seals and go
No, we go we recharge our shields
Well, hold up. I haven't finished the plan yet
I wouldn't have the t-beater
We recharge our shields.
Hold on now, hold on now, the team has not laid out the plan yet.
We recharge our shields.
We go up to the top of the tower.
Like tea break.
Oh, sheesh.
I only got it.
Oh, sheesh.
That's fine.
That's never fine now. We're fine
Follow me boys
Ready to ship
Go under
Thank you good sir, thank you mr. Noodle head
No, it's not no, it's not no, it's not
Who the hell is this guy
All right, sir, thank you concern God speed on all of your bitches. Goodbye now
Little baby goo
We're doing pretty good. This is nothing like last night
Take some of that
It's a processor's
I do it see
Looking good up there. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm here
Looting up. I was looting up. You feel like I'm the body's down low though. We had four people to leave. Oh
Let's go get the goop
Ah!
Follow me, boys.
Oh. Oh.
You got-
Oh, yep!
You got-
What?
There's a silicon gun right here.
Don't you worry, I'm on the way!
I thought you were gonna catch me there, buddy.
Puppies can take care of you, team.
Don't you worry.
I bet. That's on me. That's on me.
Right now, we just gotta get over to those...
...genremen and take the goop.
Okay, let's get over there.
Oh, this one's dumb and poor.
This one's not looking good.
Oh, certified dumb poor person.
Unfortunately.
These are the gentlemen stealing your doornash off your front porch.
Right here.
These are them.
Oh, you still have to see a lot of big man.
Well, we have gained almost nothing.
Okay, well, should we go somewhere else?
Honestly, I see no one's really going to be able to see us.
I see we just kind of circle the group tower, see if we can find somebody.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We dig.
I'm done.
This way
They keep the shield on
You got outside buddy. Yes, you're not about time you're not about time. I just don't want to be spotted the blue sparkling did
Yeah
It's like a confetti party and everybody can see it whatnot
Why sauce and clickers body down the ramp. Oh
Someone just died over to the West
Yeah, let's kill him!
Oh, you fucked my slide.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies, yeah.
Oh, um...
Watch out, this guy is on the left.
Yeah, we gotta go.
Oh, I had my flashlight on the entire time.
That's a nice one.
That's so you can see.
Oh, my! It's one of the new ones! It's one of the new ones!
Okay, well, I'm gonna help.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, my God.
Hey, whoa
Yeah, just watch it and shit don't even worry about it. I just look at that
Whoa, I don't even worry about it
Good luck with it good luck with it, buddy
Die oh
I got your big big bad
You done you done seen that that robot there and new I knew I could count on you
any time just doing my part but did you see that that robot there I did see it I
I did see it, I just uh, bought one of those today.
That thing is cool!
Hmm?
I'll just take a game over here.
Yeah, here I'm suicing over here!
Okay.
Internext that extract.
With the wind, that means we'll travel crisis fast!
The wind is in our sails, Mr. Rogue!
Oh!
God, I do. Who they taking the accent they're trying to skin that whole?
The judge! Where's the accent? Oh, I see it.
They're going inside, they're going inside. I see him, I see him.
Oh, oh, well, we, well, we failed.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
They got away nuts. I mean hey, maybe next time we can jump the fence and then shoot
Oh, and I did what I thought was necessary
People make mistakes in the heat of passion
I don't know man, I said I kind of want to chill out the wind. Let's take a little walk here
See what there is to see I heard there's two new clakers. You will see the other one
Oh that other one with the spike on the top of the set, the rolly ball one?
I don't know, I haven't seen that one.
Okay, I think that's it.
Give Rob the blueprint.
No!
He can get his own.
All right, good.
Now that we have that settled, let us proceed.
Let me, uh, what kind of blooper you got?
Oh, you wouldn't want it. You wouldn't want it.
Uh, is it for like some trash or something?
Oh, he's got the new one!
That's the new one. Good luck.
Whoa!
We win?
Hey, we won!
Hooray!
And that guy sucks!
Stupid robot bits!
Wait, wait, you want me to go out of here?
Squidward! God!
Really?
Perfect.
Howlozoo.
You're not killing us right away.
Hold on.
We have something very important to share with you.
All right.
OK.
Please.
OK.
Mr. Rogue.
What?
I have a new idea how we can win.
Next time I go, someone just sealed it up right next to us.
Did you hear that?
I want you to mute up, and I want you
to stand completely still in the middle of the room.
I didn't even hear you say that.
Hey, kill it, Ray, gentlemen.
Hey, kill it, Ray.
Oh, my god.
Well, I mean, hey, that was a pretty good first run.
Not too shabby if you ask me.
I think we did pretty good.
We got time for one more hurricane.
I should be taking it.
Another hurricane?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
By the way, we're going to have to really stack it back tonight.
I had about 40 ventilators last night, and now I have two ventilators.
You should not look at good food for me.
I'm down, buddy. I'm down.
I'm locked in with you.
Are you sure? Are you sure about that?
Do you remember what I taught you, right?
Whenever there's an enemy makes you mute up and stay in the middle of the room still.
I'm gonna try that next raid.
Okay, good.
I'm about to try that next raid.
Good. It's one of the ancient techniques. You may not have heard of it yet.
No, I might not have yet.
little minute goob one moment boys one moment boys there we go thank you mr.
shiny your patronage is seen we'll take this and God and a little bit of this
and a little bit of that a little bit of this a little bit of that a little bit
this and a little bit of that and get a little bit of this okay thank thank you
lady okay we're good let's ride
Finn and Nature is nerfed. Yeah, but if we're going into the hurricane, we can't use a
Renegade or nothing like that. We can't see Jack Giddly's head.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Bobcat is buffed?
Really? Is that true?
Wait boys, tell me!
Is that true or not?
Is Bobcat really buffed?
Bobcat is meta now.
Uh, buddy it's
been meta.
It has been the meta
for many, many
moves I've been telling you this okay I'm getting mixed responses I don't think
they buffed the I don't think they buff the bobcat but they did nerf anything
else which is basically the same thing as buffing it
honestly you know what would be interesting to try this role is the
The Ophelion. They buffed the shit out of that thing.
What is that?
It's the gold weapon that goes to do, to do, to do.
I haven't heard that yet.
Oh, you, me, and that football man. We're on top of the radio tower on Game Battlegrounds
next to the main shark and we killed that team with one and then I killed the guy with
it going for the extra.
The legendary gun?
Mm-hmm.
The Ophelion. I got it. You got the equalizer.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, they buffed it. And I think that one was supposed to be for PvP.
So we can take a little beat with that. Seem it good.
Is that good for PvP now that it was buffed?
I'm telling you, I read those patch notes.
I think it was buffed to the moon.
Bobcat sucks.
GET OUT!
Hey, Buc, fuck the game hard this update.
You are see, I'm not sure they did boys.
I've been saying for a long time, the Vinninator cannot be met.
It's the least satisfying weapon to kill someone with.
You just blame it.
You don't even crack a smile while you're doing it.
It feels like work.
It feels like you're working.
Hmm.
And feel better.
Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Mr. Rogue?
That's what I'd like to hear!
I've never been more ready.
Oh, I do this thing. Time to get serious. Time to get serious.
Oh, we better take off our shields before things get a little too low.
Honestly, I think the Pongalators made me right.
We might want to put our shields on when we get close to group tower.
If you like the adverse effects of having no shield on,
I'm worse than the adverse effects of the Lord of the Rings.
You goop towers the volcano instead of me bringing a ring to the tower, I'm bringing a fat guy.
You kind of like Lord of the Rings.
Oh, it's one of those Hoosie Doosies.
Stupid robot pussy.
Oh, see good stuff. Oh, they could hustle with us
More than the onion rains
Yes, stupid robot
In close he actually so up. We're not on our we're still waiting on it. It's really taking me text me
What's up? What's up?
I'm checking if Clogsy texted me. He did not.
Okay.
What I like about Mr. Clogsy is his punctuality
and him being a man of his word.
That's my two favorite things about Mr. Clogsy.
Wait, I think I've seen people.
Really?
Really? I don't know.
I don't really know if I do.
I thought I saw their shields sparking.
Gotcha, gotcha.
All the way down the line. Maybe.
Ooh, it's getting set to killing me.
I
See nobody
I'm not a hundred percent, but I'm I thought I did
Way over there on the end. I bet there's someone in this building
You can't even see inside the buildings. It's too windy. Oh, look there's a dead clicker right there a clue
Let's put our shoes back on.
The natives couldn't get frisky with us.
You're, uh...
Did you hear the shots, Steve?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Do the southeast?
Let's go take a little gander.
Yeah, let's move it.
My man, move it.
Hmm.
No bogeys yet.
No tango spawned.
This piece is spooky.
What are those scary movies?
The top mark when the guy named Rogue and the guy named Peter have sex vigorously?
Ah!
Is it so scary?
What if we reenacted the movie right now?
Would that be...
No!
LAST!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
UnlAST!
NOOOOOOOOO!
Let's go down this elevator right here.
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
What? What? What?
Oh! That's a guy!
Bogum!
He is low.
Get on the elevator quick!
LET'S RIDE!
Is this thing going fast?
I'm going into maximum overdrive!
Holy shit!
That thing hurts.
Actually wait, god should have done that.
Charge!
Where'd he go?
Uh, can you just tell them?
Maybe not, actually, wait. I thought I just saw him, but...
Go ahead.
He goes to tumbleweed.
Oh, there's a hole here!
There is!
Oh, God.
I bet he's down there!
Mm-hmm.
With Shobon at the same time, he can't take his balls!
Now.
Good thing, huh?
I...
See, nothing!
What is that, fire? What the hell?
Huh?
I don't know!
Oh, okay.
Is that like a trap?
It means the ceiling's time of the month
Keep your people's open you could be anywhere down here
You frosty
Stay vigilant duty got so lucky. Yeah, yeah, I can't we've got away
We went down that elevated lightning speed
Let's take a look. Let's let's let's go through here. See if we get to group power. I guess
probably where he went.
Oh, he's taking the exit. You hear that?
I hear it. I hear it.
He's trying to escape our coaches.
catch kiddo
should we take our shoes off or leave mine?
leave mine buddy
not that
he's right here he's right here
I see him I see him
I need to shoot I need to shoot
oh!
oh my god
Oh, it's showing a couple times, showing a couple times!
Oh, you just got sniped by this type of...
Plank out.
Well, that's not gonna build well for us.
He's going towards you right now!
We're behind you, we're behind you, we're here, we're here!
Oh, I got sniped again.
There's a whole new team now, homer again.
Oh, hold on now sir, hold on now sir!
Before you do that, before you do that, sir, but...
Hold on now sir, hold on now sir!
Let's go!
Hurry!
He wasn't no fucking me!
Oh my god.
Now I gotta wait here?
Oh.
You got this big man.
You got this.
I hit that button.
If you right there on the other side.
Don't worry Mr. Rogue.
The game is going to be fine.
I'm going to get you.
Don't worry, Mr. Rogue, the team leader is safe.
That is what is most important.
You're doing it, you're doing it!
I'm pretty sure I took all the bad guys with me.
So you should be safe.
Caps are all up like a Pokemon.
Nobody should be there next to you.
I hate to make this tea, kid, and you're going to die.
I'm not going to make it.
I don't think I'm making it, no matter what.
If you were planning on having some last words,
now would be the time.
Well, it's all good.
There's really nothing I could think of other than this
was reminding me of yesterday.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
All right, well, one of us survived.
That's a dead positive.
We're moving up.
I mean, technically that is a positive.
We're both dead, I suppose.
All right.
My food's here.
I'm going to go grab it.
But I'm going to set up a camera over here.
Oh, it sounds good.
It sounds good.
Oh, wait.
The hurricane is over.
We got to do it another time.
We're going to go now.
Oh, I think it's a secret.
It's a secret.
Shit.
You just run!
You just dance to the cataclysm.
Hello sir peanut!
I'm thirty years old and just starting streaming can you give me any advice?
Appreciate it.
Um...
I'm a peanut
That's going pretty well for me
You can't do peanut though you can't do peanut that's that's my thing you can't that's my thing that's my thing
I don't know! I don't know! Good luck at this, soldier! Godspeed, good man! Godspeed!
Pud should be an ogre with this peanut stay in Texas you have a penis so many
good questions so many good questions so many good questions all right I'm gonna
go let's go right here this is like a good actually let's go right here let's
go right here this is good war spot this is good war spot it'll get rogues blood
pumping. God knows how hard that is with the cholesterol in there.
Uh, there is no more Hurricane! There's no more Hurricane!
You do the Exhibition? Of course I am. You get five space points!
That's five more space points than I have! Of course I'm doing it!
hmm you suck a word word without to the streets of that one word out for the
hobbies and sell blockade vegan jail sucks all you can do is masturbate
That's right!
Mr. Ogg?
I might be getting one guide, but I just heard from the Bungulators that you only lose
one bar of your shield from the storm you can just keep it on at all times keep
your armor on it all time you only need one bar max that's what my bucket is
in Tommy yeah I wonder if that's true I don't know we better get inside it's a
bit nippy shout here I'm getting told I was in fact one guide and that he was
is lying and he's a deceiver and a false prophet thank you boys I don't know if I
believe it wait what is this a special mode or something yeah this is yeah it's
chilly shit very chilly out here yeah we're getting inside cool
you see my video I put on Twitter today if I catch another group we're talking
sweet about the boggoliers I'm fucking beating the ass I'm about to stick
you like torsion yeah I saw that shit yeah yeah you see that one boys yeah
one boys pretty cool huh it's stuck on rubble dude follow me gang
we'll make our way to group tower and then we'll set up make a plan when we
get there
Steve Rosty
These bitches love P not all and I know it fucking with them all boys. You go get fucked over
Rarrie's in robbers each other she shows her
You know with that cool, uh, I'm on this song. I feel like you're pausing that certain
Well, yeah, that's because the n-words in almost every single sentence in it. So I've got to check it before I see the next line
He's a lucky soul, so hit it with that cobra.
I was up the oba.
Oh my god.
I watched out for Mr. Spiner.
OK, Mr. Spiner turned this way.
Mr. Spiner has now seen us.
Oh, good.
All right, now it's time to run.
He seems to be frame mocking us.
I'm not sure what he's up to.
He's about to jump a mug on me, I think.
He is the ASU front leader.
Oh, I think?
Dude, he is.
ASU's final leader is frame mugging us as we speak.
I'd be careful.
Oh, coach, he just texted me.
He said, just woke up on my way.
What did I tell you?
I knew it.
What did I tell you?
That's good stuff.
Distant Generant is waking up at 8.09 PM central time.
What did I say? What did I tell you?
No, you told me the good shit right there buddy.
That's an inside scoop.
That's an insider trader.
When it comes to gambling or drinking,
Coke's he's your man.
When it comes to being on time,
being responsible, punctual,
taking care of himself,
taking care of his family,
being a good friend,
finds someone else.
hmm I'm just kidding he's a very good friend he's just fucking stupid he's a
he's kind of fucking stupid I don't that'll happen though that'll happen you
can't have it all you can't have it all
follow me boys
see Frosty did you jump into the window from up here you hop on top of the
the 4F 150 and then you jump up.
Gotcha.
Oh, no hackers!
Godammit!
Don't you worry, Rowling.
I took out the trash.
Alright, follow me. Stay close. Stay close.
Mm-hmm.
The natives ID at Fiske and Sanctuary.
Keep us moving, keep us moving, keep us moving, keep us moving.
Oh, the door's open. A clue?
I
Mr. Cypress man so one
Why see my see him he's double
Come on me come on me
Come on buddy my stamp is low
I'm going to sit here and do then they come upstairs or strike
Take their lives and take their group.
Hold.
No!
Oh, that's great to hear.
Where's his Amigo at?
Does he have an Amigo?
Oh my God!
Bobcat!
Ventador 4!
Medium Amro!
He pronounced Vintenine in 8-10!
Whatever.
Osprey 5!
That doesn't even exist.
It's not before it's all good. I was just rolling you
What does the goop like me got to do to get a bobcat like that?
All right, what I mean after all it was the team leaders genius plan to sit there and do nothing
So if you think about it, I kind of earned that bobcat
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. If you think about it, you want do you want the volcano one the
Venom nature two or the osprey four. Oh, I'll take the bobcat
There's no Bobcat
I'll take the Bobcat. There's a Venator four and there's an awesome
Oh
Hold on we have to talk we have to talk about this. I'm not sure if I want to kill you or not one second. I
Say we just kill
You don't out over there you sound out
I say we kill them
And we're still voting on to kill you or not pal get back over there
I say we kill up you just
out of us no you just told the
street snipers and now we're fucked oh that's not bone ball for him when I
vote kill him what do you vote
that's my axe I can get behind that yeah yeah yeah wait hold up wait don't kill
Don't kill him!
Oh my god!
Is he okay?
Bring him in!
Oh!
Get out of the sanctuary!
Alright!
You've approved your loyalty!
You are joining our hearty crew!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Let's ride!
That's a good man right there, rogue.
We can use him.
I get what this, uh, Volcano one, Osprey four?
Oh, team to Osprey four.
That's a good man right there, rogue.
We can use him.
I get what this, uh, Volcano one, Osprey four?
I'll teach the osprey for okay, I
Just recycled it sorry wrong button
Oh
Oh, okay. All right. Okay. All right then okay? Oh
All right. Okay. All right there. I'll catch the next one. I'll catch the next one. No biggie there
No biggie there
Oh, there's one behind me as well.
Oh, got one, got one!
Good work!
Let me think about it.
Time to die, sir.
Die immediately.
It'll be the goop.
Ooh.
The time for talk is over.
Ooh!
Get something good, get something good.
I got a Tempest 4!
Did ya?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Who do we got that Tempest 4 shooting at the police in shed?
Who've been on permission since fucking I don't know when?
Well, fuck, I stopped paying him like that!
Um...
Motherfucker, talk to me now about the mongolians, I'm fucking beating their ass!
You know they roll a little clumsy in them
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Okay, I'm good to go ready
What what'd you say you call this a green bastard
Well, what do I
What are you talking about?
We're coming, we're coming.
We'll be right there big man.
I didn't want that lose away, oh good.
Is this our friend?
Yeah, yeah, that's him.
Hello good sir, how are you on this fine day?
Is your people up there?
There's a shoe on there.
I'm trying to get in on that.
I haven't seen one there but.
Look at that, they're attached to every cut, that's a tough one there, but...
Ooh, let's go take a little look-see.
Oh, God, he just peeped up here, we need to kill him.
Uh, hello sir, do not be alarmed, we have just come to kill you and all of your people next to you, everyone you care about.
Can you spare me from being from Florida as we're both Americans?
I will ask you one question and it would decide whether you live or die.
Does it remember 9-11?
Or remember the Alamo?
No, why?
It was not a chance.
I guess it's for 9-11.
It was not a chance.
Fuck you, sir.
Oceana means Australia.
Stupid people might think it means in the ocean.
But I do not.
And I did not have to Google it either.
I
See we kill that one I I see me like this one live. Oh right there. We kill that one over there the guy talking about Oceania
I see we put it to a vote if we want to kill big cocking say I
All right, let's kill big cocking
Don't look at that.
All right.
God, I love democracy.
God speed, good sir. God speed.
Little Benegu.
Oh, I need a couple of those.
We're putting all those bad boys.
All right.
Oh, oh, he betrayed us, he betrayed us.
He betrayed us! He betrayed us boys!
I bet he's not even from Florida!
What? What the hell? You killed a guy!
He's just standing there!
I'm really strong!
Oh
Well, there goes the last side of the fence
We don't kill wrong
Are you can kill wrong but don't kill up? Thank you
Thank you good
Now time for that Bobcat
Greetings from New Zealand, sirs.
Oh, greetings, good sir, greetings, good sir.
I could not point out where you are on a map,
but I'm sure it is lovely there.
You liar, you even have a bombcat.
I told you I scrapped it.
You liar, you're a saver!
You said you scrapped the Osprey.
You're fine, fire burgers.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and get on out of your hand boys. I don't want to rush through your feathers
Oh God speed good sir God speed
Good luck on all of your devils. Thank you for killing mr. Rogue. I hate that guy anyways
Yes, yes, I don't speak Spanish, but I'm sure that I'm cocky Tiano as well
No, uh, usually fucking tacos
Let's leave
Follow me boys
Follow me gentlemen
I say this is going pretty good
pretty good did you have a good time rogue I had a great time dude I'm munching
I'm eating that's great to hear I hope you enjoy all my loot oh don't you worry
I will don't you worry big man I'll be putting this loot to good use I mean if
you get out with that loot we're still not positive mm-hmm that positive for the
night and when cozy gets on we can just throw him to the wolves and have the
I'd rather give you a $50 gift card to Salad and go I think it would help you and your chair more than a good dude to a star
Who's that guy?
Sir?
Sir, I'm gonna kill you okay?
Sir, I'm just gonna kill you okay?
Stand still now!
I'm gonna kill you!
Stand still now. Stand still now, I'm just gonna kill you, alright? Stand still.
Stand still now, sir. Stand still. Stand still. Hey, stand still. Hey, stop you moving.
Stop you moving. Stop you moving. Stop you moving. I'm just gonna kill you now, okay?
Alright. Good luck. Good luck on all of your damage, sir.
Please, I'm homeless. Well, now you can be homeless in the lobby.
Hmmm...
A little bit of goo.
Alright, pretty good.
Now let's leave.
Follow me boys.
Put you in a riddle game too.
That's not homeless.
I've seen Rogue's inventory pal, that's homeless.
This is a minimum middle class.
They'll show he can peek through these binders.
Let me take some of this stuff. Mr. Cozy.
Okay.
Got him.
How's that coming? How's that coming?
Oh, that's what I'm pretty good at.
Oh, I probably could have to do one more without him.
When he wakes up, he likes to do a little stretch and
He likes to go over his favorite slurs by himself in the mirror and grab a little breakfast
You're talking about it singing these songs. We say
He does not hesitate when he sings those types of songs we were singing at the beginning of the rain
No, absolutely not
He sings them with his chest pumped
100% 100% and don't even get me started what he says on Thursdays
No, he, no, he does not save it for
Salary Saturday, let me tell you that he's a he is an early celebrator,
an early celebrator.
Let's see if the silly babs.
Well, that was a good, that was a good run.
That was a good run.
I had fun.
I did save your life in the middle of that workshop and then you betrayed me, but
let's talk about these.
Mm, I love you saved my life.
Well, the guy on the left did have an angle on you, and I did insta-
No, no, I don't think so. No, I don't think so.
No, you must be confusing me with another peanut. I never die.
You know, they actually call me the LeBron James of Aquinas.
All right, pal, so you suggest that you say the LeBron James of Aquinas.
Nobody believes you. Nobody believes you.
No one believes you, Mr. Rowe. Nobody believes you. Maybe next time you can stay alive.
Ah
Repair this bad boy. Oh, I still have oh wait they flipped them
massive update
Holy crap
We are you seeing that are you seeing that?
What am I seeing what am I seeing when you repair a shield? They flipped them so the batteries are on top now and the arc circuit
She's on bottom
Holy crap now. I know I took four months to come out with this update
whoa holy shit massive update alert massive update alert that one's going in
the box means bro it's too complex you would understand just know it was a
massive update alert let me put my goof away one moment gang it's
It wasn't more gigabytes
The speed is blue that is because it's a whole a grab a
whole a grab
We're talking to Taylor's old man
Sell bad
Yeah, that'll happen right that'll happen that's all right
That's okay. This next one's gonna go 10 times better. We're gonna walk out of there with no less than
200,000 space stars with a goop. I
personally guarantee it.
Okay, we ride. Oh wait, we ride!
Ready Mr. Rogue?
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
There's my seat.
I'm turning up a notch.
Turn it up the heat a little bit so you better be prepared.
You're a little walkie out there.
You're crazy.
You're wacky.
Hmm.
No one's here with Mr. Cogs.
He gets here.
Hmm.
Short bust.
Go die. Must be that pattern that you've seen.
We'll pack needs rock and tear.
We I don't want to have a captain will pack anyways.
So none of those updates affected me at all.
I don't craft anything.
Nothing is for visits.
You're lagging and muted. Well, you're fat and stupid. I'm not lagging and I'm not muted.
Shut up! You're fat and stupid. If your plan was to hurt me, congratulations. You've hurt
deeply sir that's a very unkind thing to say I love you I love you too good there
oh let's miss the bus again
I
Ride ready for a great raid mr. Rogue
Yes, I'm very excited
You forget to be heavy a moat no, I got some but I don't really a lot just let me know if you find out
Okay, I'll keep my people jumping for you
Baby heavy ammo comes across my path. You'll be the first to know
Oh, thanks
Are we doing the matriarch today?
Hmm
Only when close he gets on
We can use his resources that way when we die. We don't have a matriarch core
Whoa
One of those chief
Someone in my stream gave to me
I don't really know if you use it for though. You could use it for building the aphelion. I think oh
When you have no, oh, yeah, I have one
There's tables right here
Oh, there's take us inside that building!
Yeah, just not actually.
I think they're inside the building.
Top floor, top floor!
They shooting right now, do you see them?
No, no!
Up to the bottom?
I'm going in the left side!
One broke, one broke!
Wait, one more top, it's got hands.
One to one, one to one, one to one!
God speed
You have the Bobcat on a boosted this one it should be yours
It's not this one that should be yours
No way
We had a gold stock too
You now we're cooking mr. Oh now we're cooking all right all right
You see that one? That's nice!
That's good, Goopin.
We're doing pretty good.
Now, like, I have to go kill more people.
Oh boy, here we go, killin' again.
Oh, it's one of those new flamethrower demons.
Oh, and it is flamethrowing me.
I could use immediate assistance,
whenever you have a spare moment, can say it.
No need to rush yourself,
I don't want you to strain yourself.
Oh.
I was just watching it,
I never got to see it sheet before.
I, last time I saw it sheeted was hurting me alone!
It was quite a sight to see.
Yes.
I hope you do not blame a goop for sitting there at all.
I kind of feel I kind of feel.
Oh, you cannot blame a goop,
it was it was a national treasure sometimes you need to just observe you're talking about
let us proceed follow me boys
you know what would be crazy if you did one of those live streamer events where it was you
Versus hot shit those sumo wrestling underwear you guys get all sweaty and oiled up and fight each other. What's really paying? I'd pay five
dollars
All right, well, that's just not gonna work. Mm-hmm. Sadly. Well, I will we can sell tickets and other guys to pay five dollars
I mean, I would be I mean hey, you know, he's like five people that that's twenty five dollars
You get more than five to watch something like that you get maybe even ten
Maybe yeah, maybe 15. I think you tell the streams ahead of time on this word
I got five bucks volume. You're invited good sir
It's what's signed a fire down here
It's right here right here
Where's it we go? Where's it we go?
Where's your boyfriend?
I SWEAR TO GET UP AND THE FALL OF THE PAGE WAS YET!
Well done, you clean up.
You must hide from all the fuckers.
Oh, damn it.
You suck on my knob end.
I do my money.
Do you say suck on his knob end?
I don't know.
You suck on my knob end!
God, yeah.
On me.
Oh.
Oh
Oh my god
Fucking shot
Yeah, we played show those here with everybody's amigos and oh
What do you say chief?
Was this your Amigo over here? Was that your Amigo?
What? I don't know that yet.
I don't understand what you're saying. You're talking all funny. I think he's British.
What?
You're talking all funny, guy. I can't understand what you're saying.
I don't know him.
Uh-oh. Oh, it's time to die.
A little bit of goop.
You can't take both bodies, rogue, you greedy bitch.
I earned that load!
I had five Mishrobes.
Do you want an Oscar for it?
Yeah!
Okay.
Hold on a minute.
Let me just grab it.
Who's that?
I think that's it jokes and you I need these parts too so fuck you do you do
that with a bobcat by the way I was skinnier penis with a potato peanut you
are lucky you choose a trash god to do that to teeth oh there's a wall here
Oh, this guy has two durability. Holy fuck.
He's behind it.
Oh, there's another wall!
These guys are try-hards.
Wait, there might be bodies on the staircase behind us.
Oh no, there's a robot.
They're sweating and putting together another kit for the next raid.
Where are these people at?
We kill everybody, do we win?
Do we already win?
But you know what?
Maybe we've been sucking so hard and put us in one of those single dad lobbies.
That's probably what's going on here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Did you hear those guys?
Both of those gentlemen had the voice of someone with a 401k.
No doubt, no doubt.
You can hear it.
You can hear it in the vibrations.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The second guy was kind of offended.
I think he was as well.
If your people's open.
Hey, you got moops.
Yeah, I was just doing a little bit of moaning. Hope you don't mind. I get a little excited when I'm next to you.
Oh, someone's died to the Southwest!
Okay, okay, let's go take a little gander at that. Shall we?
He?
Mm-hmm.
Barney Q?
Dude, everybody uses a shotgun, man.
He's like the biggest meta thing.
Dude, the Toro is the best gun, except for the bulkhead of course.
Is it only when people use like the choke with it?
Well, you need at least a green one.
Close, he only uses the blue ones though.
But close, he has no bitches or a job or friends.
So I wouldn't base what he does based on what we should do.
The blue ones, what makes it good, right?
Blue ones, what makes it the best.
Mm-hmm.
Let me like long range your longer range and tie the choke
Man, oh fuck man
This hood again died somewhere out in these planes
Ever could he be also whatever closely gets in here don't see anything bad about furries
kind of
Like his culture kind of into it. He's kind of into it. He's kind of
Yeah, it's like keep it chill on the furry jokes
So if you like for instance if you want to say ha what are you gonna do dress up in a dog suit and have fun
Have say to me I
Wouldn't say that okay
It's one of those new ones
Whoa
It's pulling on you it's pissing on you
Oh, that's not me all right.
This is, this is, this is, this is a...
Oh I think it's transitioning to piss on me.
I'll just kind of just stay there.
Finishing late.
Got him!
Little gold shower never hurt anyone.
Our Kelly goes out of it anything is so strong. Yeah, that thing is strong. I'm honestly, oh my goodness
It's not good
Back to money
When I went down
How the tables have turned.
Well, Mr. Silly, it is time to venture on into the great beyond, good sir.
Good day, doc. Good boy! Good job! Good boy!
Good day, doc. Thank you, good sir. It is lovely here.
I was thinking about dying to some unrecognizable animal that isn't on any scientific chart later.
later die it'll be the goop it'll be the goop got that on spray fuck you rogue I
got a lot spray I need your help here you're mine no you just gonna break it
have oh thanks chief you're a good man after all mr. rogue here I thought you
were an evil man and kind of fat never a little stupid maybe ugly too no kind of
piece of shit no not enough and can't read well that's that's definitely true
I
Diary say stupid does it you but already know you didn't say that part it kind of stupid
Who would have thought you a great guy?
Oh wait hold up we I need an ammo and a shield
And I'm a dude. I
Died him on the blue shield. Wait, do you need a shield? Mm-hmm?
My guy had a blue shield, but I just picked it up. Oh, can you drop it?
No, okay. All right, you mean that some of this up. Oh
Thank you good chair. Yeah, we're gonna take flight in real quick all of these boys
Take a little peep
Were you gonna bump head
Well, yeah, but I haven't used it yet. I don't know if it's good. You're gonna bump at this raid
This right off that guy. Yeah, I killed both these guys. That's my bomb cat
I take back all that stuff I just said about you except for the stuff that I said we are fat nuggles to make I
Don't remember if you remember the part where when he was running at you. I probably shot about 30 bullets
Yeah, God she got you yeah, he shot that man's thighs I
Know sorry my apologies
Yeah, that's not good. My apologies. My apologies. My apologies
Yes, why did we still have any?
No, I'm just saying, I don't have a bobcat.
I should still have, I should still have a keyboard on there.
A new bit.
He had my corners all spikin'.
I thought you were bobcat, Moggamyda for a second.
That was bobcat Moggamyda for a minute there.
Oh, geez!
Alright, ASU, bobcat me, man.
Well, that's just the stench.
Oh, there was really no point in shooting that guy.
No, I need the uh, I need the thing for my quest.
Here you go.
Does he have the driver?
There's the...
There's the skater.
Yeah, I need that, I need that.
You got it, see if I'll go to the extractor calling it for us.
Oh, there's eight seconds left on the extractor.
Well, we're going to go to another extractor.
No matter.
We'll go to this one, and we'll just follow.
Oh, I see a click-on fire into the east.
What's that? What's that, boys?
A clue. Whatever could be.
Oh, wait. Clogsy's here.
Clogsy!
Oh, he's muted.
Stay frosty, boys. Keep your eyes peeled.
He could be even looking at any bus in any corner.
Fuckin'
Okay, alright.
Mr. Krabs has spotted me and is coming over to Skullfuckly as we speak.
He's about to have his way with my hole
and not even leave his number on the nightstand.
You got you
It's like a city it's like a city
He's more than me far not me run
He's gonna go go
Oh
I almost made it.
We're almost there boys.
He's not going to make it.
It might be the guy named me.
I'll meet you at the extract. You just meet me over there champ.
We're still in this fight boys.
It's not over till the fat guy over there named Rogue sings.
That's right!
Where's the extract now?
The blue ping.
Follow me, crew.
Follow me, boys!
We're gonna make it!
This battle is not over.
How you hanging over the tip?
Oh...
What?
Not sure. I mean, I feel like I'm okay, but I don't really know how to get to where you are, so I'm gonna try and put this on the ground and see how that goes.
You are gonna get so lost you're not gonna make it out of the map in the next
11 minutes and 57 seconds. Do you think so? I know so. I'm a hundred percent
second. I think you have a better chance running past the main shock under its
legs to the extract than you do finding your way down there. If I had to take a
A quick guess.
Hit the button now.
15, uh.
I think I'm going too bad.
We're doing pretty good.
Hmm.
Oh.
I don't have to hurry the fuck up.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
He's working on it. He's working on it. He's working on it.
He's working on it
You got this rogue. We believe in you. No, we don't
All right, line. I don't want to bring the team motivation down
We say what do I get up from this maintenance wing section?
Probably a rope find a rope attached to a ceiling and then hop on our graders
I'm going to leave now. No, you just wait for me. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
I'll wait right here. I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll wait right here. I'll wait right here
all the way to the southeast. It was good to relax. I'm just gonna hang around hang around
sword spell was that you that shot please somebody that was you that shot yeah
that's me okay all right
he's hanging around
there are people on top of me I'm hitting the button I can hear them
stomping around God speak to you God speak to you monster
Excellent work out there boys, excellent work.
Ah, too savvy.
I don't see the way up, does that mean?
Ah, you look like you're doing fine.
Oh, it's in this room, it's a fence.
I don't see the zipline though. Oh, I do actually.
Oh, there it is!
Adam cook let him cook I get up on the turret
I climb this
I'm gonna eat cooking each cook under
Hey nice stuff my boy nice
I
Do you can do it?
Everyone was doubting just let you know I need to do it. I never doubted you for a second
Yeah, I doubted myself Buster, but you shouldn't have your champion your champion pick up your crown king your champion
He's a great month everyone
He's right over there
You over there the extras right through the budget there I
I was lying about the people.
I just wanted to leave.
God if you're real have three big burly gentlemen hop over that stone wall and beat rogue to
death.
wait. Now we wait. Now we wait, boys. Now we wait. See if our prayers will be answered.
Come on, Brie. Come on, Brie. You can get yourself stuck in the
man's tattoo seat right in the middle. Oh too late too late. There you go great
work out there champ. Excellent raid gentlemen, excellent raid. Not too shabby, not too shabby.
That was pretty good. And we got a little bit of goop for our troubles not too
Sabi will read it all
Now coax, he's in the discord, but he is muted
I'm not sure what that means. So I think we may play one more rate without him
Let me sell a little bit of food one moment boys
That right there we've got over there so this bad boy
boy, recycle these two, like you do, prepare these
gentlemen, I like the things that are there.
Which is, I've been being told the Berletta 4
is the new meta, have you been hearing that from your boys?
Wait, what do you call, I call my boys the Bungalows,
what do you call your guys?
Fatty's?
Berlatt's, yeah, a bunch of French fries.
No, obese?
Yeah, obese.
Rhinos, blue whales, elephants.
The rogues.
The reason why the crew.
I'm not mentioning the bruletta is nuts.
Okay, okay, so bruletta is, okay.
Can you bring, are you able to bring me something?
Which light, what you need?
Ammunition.
Well, absolutely, absolutely.
What you need, chief?
I do not have light ammo.
I wish you need it.
Well, can you bring 150?
Absolutely. I'll be a two. I'll be a 200. I'm also gonna use the Berlin as well. Use that
Yeah, I'm using that in an ample
Which I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna I'm gonna bring the bullet and see what the what what they're telling me is true
It's the new better
That away or shit
That's okay being poor is the first step on the road to being rich
He's asked the people in the Somalian dick-hissin' us.
Don't tell ya.
All right, let's ride!
I got tons of ammo for you, see, by the way, I got tons of ammo.
Oh, enough ammo for both of us for two raids.
Fuck it, make it three raids!
If necessary.
I mean, fuck it, let's just hope we get three raids.
Huh?
We'll get a hundred raids.
Tonight is not like last night when so ever tonight is the night of reconciliation the night of group
Okay, that's right
Love to hear it. Love to hear it. Yeah, I'm gonna do a little swatchie-doosie
All right, coaxie just in case you're in the stream when you like to join us. Oh
Mr. Cloak seat welcome in
Good morning
you. How are the bates? Oh, they're going pretty good. Rogue is learning quite fast.
Oh, perfect. Quite speedy, quite speedy. They're quite speedy. I'm telling you, he's
learning much faster than someone who may or may not have 46 chromosomes. He is actually
improving at lightning pace. Lightning pace. It's incredible. You gotta see about that.
Yes, yeah, I'm harsh even faster than hunch even faster than hunch. You can see him rate over rate his skill increases by probably
One to two percent every raid
It's an incredible sight to see I got a question though. Mm-hmm a
Question yeah, so I was watching you guys yesterday. Okay cow a lion or a tiger if you had to pick a fursuit
I'm not a furry well I think he is Bob already took the cow line I said between
the lion and the whatever the other one is yeah whoa whoa I didn't even say
anything about him die right there you see somebody die rogue he's got two wolves in
in their fucking yeah two wolves inside of a minute and they're
clunking well I can tell you what just happened you jerked off to a couple
octopuses and a single mom and you hopped on awkwardness would be in rugs
Let's ride!
Die!
No, no, I don't think I will
Did you see my new scene you're in it? I
Know I'm in the front. Yeah, you're in the front. That's it. You need the most attention from the teacher
Thank you
You're my special
Why shut up
I tuned in yesterday and you guys survived one raid in nine hours
No, that can't be right back. No, we gotta run the numbers on that one. We gotta check the numbers on that one
hours
I look
After doing that they're both at ten plus stars. Meanwhile, I'm always at negative eight
Kosi you don't understand the bar for you and the bar for wrong are in different places
Okay
I
The bar for you is set for a pro-argueraters plan the bar for him is set to some mutated Alabama, baby
I
Like he looks like he looks like bald wraith
Recolor number one with the blue jacket folks his character. Yeah. Yeah, he kind of does he kind of does we take your light able to eat
Oh, yeah, wait, we're gonna bring it up. Can you go use two stacks? Yeah, have you guys done this?
What? What does this mean? What?
The new POI on this? A puzzle?
There's a puzzle?
Yeah dude, it had the best loot in the game.
Really?
I'm really good at puzzles. I can do the puzzle. I can do the puzzle.
We don't give me no hands.
I did it earlier and uh...
We don't give me no hands. Don't give me no hands. I'm gonna solve it.
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
I need to look at the chapter this one guys I want to do my job for volcano
for me to fuck you this is our puzzle
get out of here
this is our puzzle leave
my puzzle
It will be a new group.
Woo.
Not to shabby boys.
Let me do the puzzle.
There's a whole new area down here.
Look at this.
You haven't been down here yet?
I haven't been here at all.
I
Looks like we need four batteries don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me don't
Four batteries
I was a battery where would I be?
No, that's a light
I'm not even gonna look at the chat for this one. I'm gonna solve this all on my own
All right chat wake me up when he's done
She's gonna have a button here
Okay
Right
Okay one button for battery holes. Oh, I got a battery
Okay
We're cooking now! We're cooking now!
Okay, wait.
I'm gonna put the battery in the battery hole.
Yep.
And then that's doing...
REEEAP!
That's gotta be jumping!
Yep.
Mmm.
There is an entrance, two entrances down below us. Be careful if you hear anything.
I don't know if you hear anything.
Mmmmmm.
I'm gonna put the battery in the battery slot.
It was wrong message with the button the whole time.
No, Spurrattu!
I thought he was doing something.
He thought he was doing something.
I
Yeah, I just put the battery in upset I'm cracking it up. We found two buttons
How many but we do don't tell you tell me there's probably more than two
But now where's it?
There's four buttons so there's four I do this for about the shuttle
Okay, wait, Peter, by the way, you put that battery in there and it opens up this room
up here.
That's the hint I'm going to give you.
Oh, okay, okay, I think we depressed the buttons in a certain order, and I don't think
either of those buttons are the first one.
It is really, really good.
Oh
Two teenage that's one do you want him? Yeah, I would love two teenage
Thank you. Good chair
And now we find probably oh, I got another button
This one doesn't stay on either, so none of these buttons are the first button.
That means whatever the fourth button is, that's the first button you're supposed to
press.
What if you have to press them all at the same time?
Oh, found one, found one!
There's three buttons in there, and there's one button in that room, and three in the
center.
Yeah, I've already found all four buttons!
Idiot.
You definitely have to press all of these at the same time, a hundred percent.
sure that I guarantee that's probably what you have to do that's the only
thing that makes sense try look at the buggy later chat and see if they say it
no you do you do have to press them all at the four time same time we need one
person we need four we need you for players yeah but I think I can hit
mostly at the same time row go in that room okay we're gonna hit it on like
35 or something yeah I'm gonna see if I can hit both hit it at a no no good
What if you spam it?
28, 28, 28.
Okay, now!
Let's try that one more time.
Three, two, one, now!
No way!
Good one!
Okay, okay.
Okay, you can do it, three.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay, okay, now we need, now we need,
now we need a leap or pulse unit.
Okay, leap or pulse unit.
Hey, what about the batteries?
I already have the batteries.
Wait, we one leap or pulse unit and three batteries.
This puzzle's getting kinda relaxed.
No batteries now.
This one's really making you think, huh?
Okay, that's the last part of it.
Once you get in there, the boot is actually insane.
This one really makes you ponder, huh? Unlike the other puzzles on the game.
I'm on genius!
Alright, we have to find a leaper now.
We will find a leaper, and we'll kill it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, it's probably gonna be red bank. It will spawn red bank.
Okay, good thinking, good thinking.
We doesn't want to spawn like right there too?
Yeah, it could be a rocket here though. I'm looking to see if I see it.
Follow me, boys, follow me.
Oh, I fell through a hole.
Watch out for that hole right there. There's a hole right there. Oh, don't worry about sir
All of me cool, well I'll be damned
I'll be a fish's uncle
It worked
That was good thinking there closely
Hey, I should never did that
Let's take a little peep to find ourselves a leap on it.
They could be a water treatment control tail.
Okay, we'll search the red lakes then if we don't find one we'll search water to
reach in men.
Take this, click out!
I love macro-ing in this game, this is not a lie, this is used against me in the court of law.
I'm going inside to warm up.
You know what? Sorry?
I'm going inside to warm up.
You can dig it, you can dig it.
Are you warmed up when you're outside underneath this patio?
I'm going inside to warm up.
I don't think so.
Do I gain health by going inside?
water. Now you don't gain house, you just make it so you don't lose house. Yeah, you can definitely chill
right here. It doesn't take away your health.
I think so because look at it. Look at this little campfire shining. I've read four really good friends
had good conversations right here. You see that? I wish rogue and they are they fucked. I want to get
close to this one though so I can cook on down to the fire.
Close you can cook a Meen Burger.
Meen Burger.
I'll tell you about my feelings while we're watching NASCAR.
Hell yeah.
Tell us about society and how it's changing too fast.
Meen Burger.
Oh wait.
Meen Burger.
What?
Meen Burger.
Teaster oh, yeah, I see it. There's a leap there. Well, let's go get him
No, see bottom room husk leaper pulse if you loot it and say it's a rocket here
All to be crew I've got a rocket here from now on I'm Carl Mountain, Jr.
Oh
Holy fuck from last real fast real quick
Everything they need is in that room it's a rocket here, but it gives you a pulse. Oh wait never
It gives you a rocket here pulsing
I
He did your American you have to run for a resident if I was running for president when you guys when you guys vote for me guys I
Can't love my impudian. Oh, I'm very sorry. I'm not answering very sorry to hear that
Good very sorry to you too by the way. Oh, thanks boys my first decree is
is single moms have to pay twice as much taxes
as everyone else, and fat people can't rent robones.
And if they do, they have to post a picture
and put it on a government funded website
where we can all laugh how it's tilting.
Those are my first two decrees.
as president of the United States of America.
Am I right boys?
Wait, they wolf packed it.
Really?
We can take it from them.
We should get them before they put it in their butthole.
Right now they will be clue.
They wolf packed something else.
Who, they wolf packed.
Right here, stomping around.
Right here, right here.
They're extracting.
I see we kill these fools.
leave. Okay. We let them leave. We could probably do this room by ourselves. Should we just kill them and take their
goop? Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Okay, I give up already. You're on your own on that one, Koji.
What's that, Amy? Where are you? I know. We're coming. We're coming. We got you, Koji.
Go go go I can't jump up here
Oh, they just said fucking trios, it's all you do
I got him. Yeah, I can okay you got him. All right, I could
Me oh
You can be bad hate you need to come in from the testing and I should
Fuck you guys we're coming up there to kill you
We I told him they're shaking in the boots right now. I can get a pussy quick
Tell me when we were back there we could have shot the leaper from 400 meters away and it would have came to us apparently oh
Yeah, we should have done that that's true. That's actually a very good point
I think it bugs him. There's a bug in red. They thought they're
Okay, buddy. I see. Oh it bows. Come on road boss is telling us to go get him
In the window he's done these rocks are slippery. Okay, okay
Snap-buckin me snap-buckin then I can't even get up a first rock
little bit of fengenol.
Oh!
Lock it!
What can I get for this?
What can we get for this? Don't you worry about that yet.
She first, she first.
Do you have feng? Do you have feng?
What have you got for you?
You recycled my Osprey.
We're here, coachy. Where they at?
I'll get you to do one.
Okay, here you go, that guy.
Thank you, good sir.
I mean, you should be right.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I might have seen that wrong.
Let me double check something.
Dude, they were...
They...
They ruined the showstopper.
You know I eat oh my god
You know you should be recycled for two batteries
Yeah, you're only recycled from one electrical component now no batteries
Now I know
That's horrible
Those like my main source of batteries
Like literally my main source. I'm talking to anyone else
What do you need to kill it we need to we need to get the uh, there's also in there for the door
Okay, like what do we need to kill it though? Just anything
Yo, I'm here
There is two of them up here
got it got you
who's just who to get talking right here is he dead? yeah he's dead he's dead okay good
good good
follow me crew
Oh the chat rules are crazy
For what peanut says
OH MY GOD
DOGAS STRIKE IN THE U-BUS
TAKE O'S TAKE O'S
TAKE O'S
you have no power he wasn't looking
you guys a good one back one's in room one's back right I think here I had them
stand back boys stand back
Oh, I'll close the door.
Oh, okay, I gotcha.
Eat this, bitch!
I missed.
Did it hit?
I didn't.
I don't know how it.
It'll make a, it'll make a.
There we go.
It's out of you.
Hit him.
There's another window here.
There's another window cell.
That's it.
That's it, guys.
That's it.
Back to the tunnel.
I killed one.
Oh!
He's watching.
Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall.
Don't fall.
No.
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.
Ooh, healing Sticky.
Yo, blue pink!
Hello, sir!
Little bit of healing.
Ooh.
Got another one of those.
Ooh, I got another one of those.
Little bit of healing.
My friend.
Here we go.
correct all right now time to do the thing you set up to do 20 minutes ago
no you see Pedro you didn't see Pedro I know what you think you saw but you
didn't see it I know what you think you saw but you didn't see it you didn't see
it you did not see Pedro I know you think you saw Pedro but you did it
Mm-hmm, yeah, it should be server now I think we did pretty good. I am
I'll go to the leaper post unit
Stop the puzzle
Mmm
We somebody's already looted the leaper
Yeah, I did I got it. Oh
It's gonna be very helpful information like 30 seconds ago, but all right, I said I looted it.
All right, okay.
All right, let us proceed then.
Let us proceed.
Back to the puzzle.
Follow me, boys.
Yeah, P-90 guns.
I would love some guns.
Good fuck, bro.
You'll be homeless forever.
I have an Envo 4, a Beretta 4.
I have a Hedegame 4.
I have a Toro 4, a Trent A3.
I have a hundred four. I have a toro for a 23. I
Drop the name of the one of them is as an angles sweater. Yep. Well, unfortunately somebody's just dropping all their important shit
And just picking it up
Well, that's right
I
Do savvy not too savvy
I'm happy with what I got.
Can't blame a gooper for goopin'.
Can we boys?
You don't have a sword fight?
Can't blame a gooper for a sword fight.
Man, let's have a sword fight.
I don't have to pee right now.
Let's get back to the puzzle and stay focused on what's important here.
Warm up, warm up, warm up.
Good thing you're good to get it.
You feel the tip of your foot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're gonna kill you when exhausted.
I can really kill.
Follow me, dude.
Of course you're a quick little bugger.
You said bald-headed hens, better aerodynamics.
And fast as fuck, boy.
Sheesh!
You're not here, you're not here.
Why are you going so fucking fast, fellow?
Do you see that Twitter post? I put your name in it.
What Twitter post?
I posted something to Twitter today. I wrote a little cozy name.
Wait, you did? I didn't mean to. I'm sorry, I don't get your tweets.
Oh.
That's gonna stink.
No, it wasn't important anyways.
Oh, shit. Sorry about that.
I mean, all of you.
It wasn't cool anyways. It's like whatever.
Uh, uh, me.
Uh, mealybows?
I got you.
Thanks, Bows!
Yeah, it's for you.
I made a little post-nate. You, you, you, well, you kind of, I said your name.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that one's exciting.
Uh, you should be. It's cool.
It's cool, man.
Very cool.
Mm-hmm, very cool, very cool.
Roll a little Colchianam.
You're time on.
I'll check it out after next.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, there'll be boys.
give me up in there brother come on now give me up in there brother
you got to pay the toll toll if you want access like this like this don't
there's no there's no she's on the ground
trying to fool you try to make a fool out of you they think of you a full
Yeah, this is a nice rocket, that's a rocketeer thing at the bottom.
Yeah, next to it.
Darkjab!
God, I love using macros.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Whoa!
That guy's already got a volcano!
Yeah.
That's good gooping.
A bit more goop.
Loop diarrhea garbage.
Oh my god.
Did you just go somewhere?
Fucking insane.
Where'd you just go?
Make sure to...
you've reached the uh the thingies yes there's a hidden room down here no no i
just take you that wraps you back around you want to breach up there peanut
oh go back go back yeah breach everything in this room
why wait where am i now
There's two secret rooms back there. What on top and one below?
Oh, no, I just think you do a little bit of goop to the where we were you put the key room key in
little bit of goop
Look, you open these red lockers. Yeah, yeah, that's what Andres says. Yep. Little bit of goop
I
Loots
Kind of getting ass diarrhea garbage. Did you lie to us?
There's always nothing this I
Got I got diarrhea garbage look at this is literally what I got from this room a
Tempest a tempest a batina a vitus pray a vitus pray a red again
Whoa
Another tempest there you go. Whoa
How'd you miss?
Whoa
Whoa, we get a closer look at those bad boys.
Let me get a closer look at those bad boys. Whoa.
That's incredible.
That's a lot of the boots that man. Unbelievable.
I'm getting word that you may be in possession of a bobcat of a stat, are you not?
I do not have a bobcat of the state.
Are you harboring a bucket of the stat, Mr. Cloaksy?
I'm not harboring a bucket of the stat, Mr. Cloaksy.
I don't have a hatch key.
What the doubt?
Do you have a hatch key?
No.
Do you have a hatch key?
You owe.
Oh, fuck.
I gotta run where we came from.
Oh.
You will be fined.
I keep falling through the same hole over and over again.
Well, you might not be fined.
Oh, there it is.
Follow me boys.
Follow me gang.
Why is there a rocketeer here?
We like you.
Follow me crew.
I
Say we're doing pretty good this raid boys
Out of my way boys, I've got to get this group safe home to Spiranza
Tell you that loot in the room is fucking insane. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you
I didn't want to say this out loud, but I'm 100% frame on you right now
I didn't want to say that loud. I didn't want to say that loud, but me and Rogue I think both are frame-boggling right now
You're just mad I'm ASU front leader pal
Oh my god frame on get frame on to death
Yeah, look at it. Look at it as a Miss cortisol spiking his cortisol spiking
Taking all the good for me. I said I was as cortisol levels, mr. Clogs eat
Not looking too good if I may be so honest
All right
Cortis cortis eat
Come on, Cortis eat. Let's get to the let's get to the extract
I might not make it boys, I might need that snap hook you got there, galaxy nuke gap.
All of you boys.
I don't know about that.
You'll get it.
I don't know about that.
Your last, as long as I hit it at like one second, it's another 30 seconds after that.
Or you can leave without him an extra magam.
Good extra magam.
Imagine his quarter of a level after we extra magam.
Oh my god, you could do that.
That would be crazy.
Goji's actually snap hook magam both of us right now.
right now I don't even have one follow me I like the vendor I think it was a
good idea I hate the divinator was the man not cool not cool who's the least
satisfying weapon to kill someone with I don't like that everybody had to use it
I mean yeah yeah I don't think there's enough guns to be I feel like the
Berlena is pretty fucking good.
Yeah, Berlena is nice.
Berlena is nice.
Look, that bitch is getting his head on you.
Dylan Dennis paid me $50 and said,
why is he a hell man?
Or a club C fucking name wrong.
Oh, one second.
I'm getting click among.
Oh my god.
One second.
My quarter is always biking.
Yeah, I remember it.
Oh, oh, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you do it.
Do you mind if I sit in the sack with you?
Hang on.
Imagine what I was saying.
He said, Pita, if you are close to even sn-
If Pita, if you are close to even sniff the air of Hoboken, New Jersey, you will meet the Lord.
No way he's gatekeeping a place called Hoboken.
I-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I would imagine everybody over there has big feet and torn brown jeans look like a bunch of hot
What what's going on how is Dylan Dan is still coherent with how much he fucking drinks? I
Don't know I'm not certain. I'm not certain
Well, he did spoil your name wrong.
That could be a sign of the fetal alcohol syndrome.
That's not even the cool thing to do anymore.
Dowage cool to take Tylenol when you bring that.
That's the new hip thing to do.
Baby will practically come out the womb doing time stables.
moment one moment gang will be sought by goop how bad these sort by goop not
bad indeed boys not bad indeed oh big time great time we did pretty good out
there mm-hmm
So sell that sell this sell all of these bad boys sing sell that and over there but that
over.
Oh yeah.
Take your time.
I'm suffering from success over here.
I got no room.
sell these sell that sell these bad boys sell this gentleman sell these sell that
sell two of those sell this bad boy like you do sell a couple of these there we
go sell these, sell some of that, sell some of this, then we sell these and over there put this right
there, put that right there, put this right there, put this right here, and over there,
There's a couple of these like you do.
Here we go.
Perfect.
A little bit more dynamo.
Then we ride!
By the way, Mr. Koji, if you want to watch that thing, I'll put it up right now.
Right now, live!
take a little gander gentlemen take a little gander take a little gander boys
take a little gander
No more!
Another Super-Trollin' Little Cozy Man!
AAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAARGH YEEAAAARGH YEEAAAARGH!
AAAAAAARGH YEEAAAARGH!
YOU MADE THAT VOLUNGE!
I don't know if close was here to enjoy that, but I wanted to watch it again.
Too good not to.
Now let's...
ORAIN!
If I catch the other motherfuckers, I'll fucking beat their ass!
Dude, come on Mr. Rogue!
No, I'm muted.
Mr. Cozy, Mr. Cozy?
Mr. Cozy, Psst!
Psst!
Bist! Bist! Bist! It's a Caucy! Bist! It's Caucy! Bist! Bist! Caucy! Caucy! Bist! Caucy!
Rogue?
I
Know my friend
Hello, oh hello good chair welcome back. I was wondering if you boys are ready to rumble
We can a little crazy. Oh
What hurricane is back boys hurricane is back?
Mm-hmm, then sign us the fuck up buddy. Oh, we're going in
Where's Mr. Coach? Yeah, he's come back in.
What did he say he was doing again?
I kind of forgot to listen.
Guys, what was Coach doing again?
Mm, jerking off, sleeping,
whacking it, beating off, jerking to hentai,
your mom touching himself I think he was just getting a drink although those are
good suggestions good suggestions beating homeless people now that sounds
more like folksy it's either getting a drink or beating homeless people good
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
You have not shown my saw this, you saw this, but I had a vasectomy this morning to celebrate testicular torsion Tuesday, let's ride!
Oh, hell yeah!
Condigilations, sir!
Condigilations!
I feel those are the meatballs.
This...
Is stuff still come out?
Does it look like Cold Start in the 2002 hatchback?
Out the exhaust system.
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's fascinating. Fascinating.
Fascinating. Very fascinating. Repair your gun. No, it's fine. It's fine. Welcome back,
Mr. Cokes eat
We were just talking about whether you still smooth when you have a vasectomy, you know the answer to that one
Squidward God
Close you always know the answer to everything. He's like a thesaurus
He's a genius. He's a genius never lets you down
Who's behind Genji?
That's Mr. Shroud.
Gamer, number one gamer, man.
Leave sick time.
Well, that sounds delicious.
Perhaps a little, perhaps a little.
I've got to pack up and ready to go right behind me.
I bet you do fatty.
Pow! I stream for 7 hours, buddy! You can get hungry in 7 hours! That's completely normal!
He's about broke over here, don't ask for a 5 star meal, 30 minutes into the stream!
Give me some credit!
it.
Let Hudge on the bus?
No, he was late!
You can only learn if there are consequences to your actions.
You see that?
He's learning right now.
That's him learning.
what not to do. Short Bus Question Mark. Sir, there are literally the word special
bus written above my head. I think you can make the conclusion to that one on your own.
UGHH! TRIED!
I
Closey closey closey
The raider cash.
The raider cash is a square silver box in the ground.
We need to get some of these.
Someone wants me to do one. They said they want me to do.
Okay, in this mode, they're called like,
They're called like lost raider cashers or something like that,
but the goofing them is fucking insane.
It's so good.
I mean they make a weird noise, too.
What's a weird noise?
Hey, there's different caches.
caches oh so I'm trying to out see begin here one because he shows your box
because he shows your box perfect I see my ass first oh this would be him it go
down in the DM that's a classic song this close you haven't heard of it
It go down in the DM it go down in the DM. I'm a fan of Taylor's rest
Taylor Swift is such a great artist
I like the way she goes
Pop a sin and jump you are so fast in the wind
We're zoomed. Yeah, it's so nice. You actually fly
that's not hurt yet robot tree we don't know what sound it makes we haven't
seen your box yet
I might hear one over here
So what's getting shot by rockets you can shot these.
And by maybe not.
It's like it's very quiet.
Is it kind of like a boat or something?
That's good because we're only in a hurricane, so it should be easy to hear.
It's like a siren, it's like a small siren.
Can you replicate the sound?
It's like what's it like?
Oh
Good shot
They really innovate
Oh
The opening let's go, let's go
That's not rope was open it that whole time. No, I didn't it didn't let me open it. I thought you were open. It's all time
mistakes
Electrical components d-fab medium shield that seeker grenade rope
Holy crap, did you say rope? Oh
My god, that's massive pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up. Oh, we need this is ceiling fan
I didn't hear a single fucking thing in that thing.
I'm gonna be trained in that shit.
Really a short bridge.
Perfect.
Or a forest in Logan Paul's camera.
Oh my god! Sign me up!
Allobee gang.
Allobee boys.
I'm out.
There was a volcano blueprint and one of them earlier did a bobcat blueprint.
Whoa!
Yeah, um, I got a 10 based on one of them.
What?
10 based?
What?
10 based?
Are you talking about the arcs?
No, no, that little cashing I used.
The cashing?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, I'm telling you, this update, they cooked.
They cooked this time.
And then adding two arcs one that shoots fire and one that explodes. I've never seen anything like that before
They were cooking they were
Cooking a bowl of milk
What the fuck is in that thing?
Oh, fire whatever.
Cooking a nice, ice-cold glass of water.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one.
Really?
Let's go, let's go.
I don't know.
Yeah, I got no one.
Oh, good work.
Okay, light gun parts.
Purple bandage, Exodus modulus.
Oh, Exodus modulus.
And the twos?
Uh, Lui of Nade and Modular.
We're winning, Mr. Yachty, we're winning.
We're doing great.
Kind of a mid-one, kind of a mid-one.
one yeah the exit model is really good and give you two processors and that's
two teenage you the next one you could find a solid you fat bitch
I'll kill you fucking prick
where these cats is at
dude running into the wind on this though is a miserable yep yeah slow you're
walking yeah is it just like anywhere in this like I could just force her no it's
a hurricane every single time and the wind is just permanently blowing up
these little crazy piece oh yeah there could be anywhere anywhere above ground
above ground not below ground
They don't spawn below ground. Good shots, those are good shots. Thank you.
Follow me, crew.
Oh, you guys are far away from me. We gotta catch up. Oh, that would be
space you just looking to violate us. I'm coming on in, Buster. I'm coming on in.
My defy say this darn Kevin with your partner
My defy fuck your ass. Oh by the gods by the gods
I'm arching. I'm arching. Yeah, I have a spit on it
Like a BMH back there partner do your worst
Yeah, how are you on green shield
I was a ruff for a goop, huh?
I did, I did.
I did.
He's trying to go and shoot us.
Oh, there's a brogue found!
A blue shield is raided!
Brogue found a blue shield is raided!
Yeah!
Well, I'll have it!
Okay.
You can give me some on top of the desk.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
There you go, buddy.
Thank you so much.
I
Were cooking boys. All right, it's so it's so it's so mad at us that we can't leave you. I go into my shoe. We talk to each
Mm-hmm
I take it nice and easy
So get the silly
All right, let's proceed to wait to let me charge a little bit more lose get out of seats up I see it
This doesn't proceed let's proceed. No seeds that
Follow me boys
The module should be in my butthole, okay, my bad. Oh, hey, yo
Is that a nice place to respond to a snitch?
Oh, yeah. Oh, those are regular types of fucksake.
What is that noise?
I don't know.
It sounds like something fucking crazy.
What the fuck is that noise?
Did you hear that?
What the fuck is that?
It's a fucking helicopter.
I don't know.
Oh, it's...
I got it.
Okay.
Let's see.
Okay.
I don't know!
Oh, it's...
I got it.
They...
See, the new Clankus, when they die, they bug out sometimes.
Uh-oh.
How lovely.
Yeah, how lovely.
Well, y-y-y-you gotta give them props, Mr. Clown.
See, they added a-a new robot that shoots fire!
Whaaat?
So they may not be used to coding that type of-that type of robot yet.
You know what I mean?
Wait, who the fuck is this PMP?
What the hell? Who the hell is that guy?
Kill him!
Why do you guys kill that guy?
He was...
He was looking at me funny.
You don't need to go.
Alright, problem solved.
Move away from this vacuum cleaner as fast as possible.
Follow me, Gag.
He was poor.
Oh, man, poor.
Who the fuck is the surgeon chasing us around?
I've never seen that skin before.
I'm a surgeon!
No, like, what the fuck was that?
One pound fees!
Oh, my God, there was one button here, too.
Perfect.
What a sweet delight.
I love getting chronic headaches inside the bunker.
I've been a part about the game. Oh good work
Come on come back. Oh, there's good. There's a good place. I don't know. You have to spend it expanded it's been made
I'm gonna get it back baby. It's your job. I'm gonna die back
It is it is 12 people in here
Yes, I know look at this well people
How many fucking people is this?
It's a whole congregation inside that battery room. What the hell were they doing in there?
Excellently, gentlemen.
Yeah, I passed one down one and I'm like, we're good.
I thought we had that in the bag. I didn't see that unfortunate outcome.
And none of them are vapers, dude.
You've done a single whip with that entire lobby, how'd they even team up?
He's looking at each other on a level.
Unbelievable, the goal of some people.
All of some people.
Bastards.
We still got 11 minutes and 30 seconds on Hurricane.
Oh, boy.
Hurricanes, the best.
You could wander around aimlessly with while you're blind for 30 minutes and then die
Lady
I didn't know there's a firing squad there. It's my bad. Hmm. It'll be to go. I will not be yeah
It's gonna take you time. We do forgive you. We do forgive you for that one. No, it's gonna take me some time to forgive
for that one
It just that just makes me sick to my so should I be bringing me in like every time like a hundred percent? Oh
I don't you so you kids are you kids the best thing in this game?
Yeah, but like what kind of like I all I have are these light impacts. It was good enough. Oh, those are great
Yeah, it was a great
Kaboom so plow
Like fucking teenage
Have you seen my grandma? She was hit by a bazooka
I think about it every time I hit the hook up
The blasters you think the blouse snappers they're good
Okay, I'm okay. He's blood out. I was kind of like in the level for Berlina
I'm doing the Berlina again. I'll be to be to him. I think he's good. I think he's packing heat
Well, it's good. They're got these purple exoduses on my inventory luggers
You see Poggers get out
Get out! Suck on my Poggers
Top of the B's
Okay we're gonna go
Hold on now man Lassie hold on now man
I'm still working
You're putting something together working on it
It was a friendly lobby which makes sense why the first guy didn't shoot okay if you think that was a friendly lobby
Yeah, I'm really feeling the love that was really friendly very friendly
Like how they shook hands with 30 rounds of line ammo
Quite quite quite good friend
Oh, ladies, God. Oh,
let us the new meta, boys.
100%. Come on.
Oh, you have some more
attachments. Here we go.
Perfect. Do a little bit of
Thank you, lady.
She's a very kind lady.
Alright, I'm ready to rumble with my you boys.
That's right.
Boy, I don't have a battery to repair my blue shield.
But we're a green one.
Okay, now let's ride.
By the way, is Marathon server save?
was that tomorrow or the next day the next day oh gosh you got your gale hey
able to romantic no no for that a hundred percent it's you tell me kaboom
kablam really bad oh oh pia can I give you my mom catch no no gory is not given
it is earned I earned those 75 Bobcats power that would not soil it with your
handouts, the charity.
Can I raid the short bus too?
Absolutely!
Hop on!
You can take Hunter's place since he's late!
Again!
That fat fucker never learns.
This is the third week in a row.
Not a single time does he get on the bus on time.
Who's the middle peanut?
That's SROUND the number one gamer!
It goes Cloaksy, Xinzy, SROUND, Nickmerks and Ninja in the back.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
Oh!
You took out these guys to the lab to RIDE!
I'm sorry.
Riiiight!
You boys ready for great raid?
Well, I'm ready for a great raid.
We swung the enemy against the wind, so it's gonna take us a bit together.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
It'll just build character.
You talking about?
Well...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is our raid right here, boys.
No more dying than 12 people in a row.
All singing one drop, checking each other out.
Yeah.
No more.
That ends now. I'm not joking. I downed one, cracked the other, slid, and there was a firing squad.
That's always great. That's always great to see. The rocket boomer is FAT BODY! I could get this hell faster!
You're lucky you're not flying down this hill, Buster. How are you even climbing it with no legs?
What?! What the hell is wrong with you?!
Yeah, like rubber pads you hear this race is close you hear this race is
damn
My people have suffered long enough without some
Blue whale a prancing us more pow
Did you quiet down over and 400 gallons focus on your heartbeat if it's still there
No, I can feel it bumping which is all I know it's getting clogged good
Good
Who are we going now?
What's a good was a good was a good was a good? Oh, I don't know. I knew it. Okay. I'll check it out
What's oh, what's oh, what's oh, what's oh, oh my god, I can see you shooting me in the back. Oh my god
Okay, I got a brand of two heavy ammo Vita shot
light ammo again a
Blueprint for Vita blues. Oh my god Vita blueprint. Okay, that's good. That's good
Boys, big problem.
All right.
Somebody by the name of Rogue might have forgotten Light Ammo.
Okay, and I decide.
Okay, well, don't you worry Rogue, I'm on the way.
I got you, Gene.
Puppies can take care of you.
Thanks, partner.
You got work to do, get up.
Oh
Nice, I think I got the other two. Oh, hey guys, I just slipped in the fucking fell. Oh
In the corner, okay, what's up? Oh, he's gonna suck it. He's gonna suck it
Oh, that would be a bomb.
That would be a bomb.
Oh, there's multiple bombs.
That would be multiple bombs.
Oh, I got chief.
I got chief.
We're done.
I am burning in hell right now and cannot see a single thing.
There's also a team behind us, up the rafters.
You sir, are about to get Eiffel towered by six big burly gentlemen.
There's no one alive down here you jackass!
Well, I'm burning it out.
We'll just hang about right here.
This is for a short foul.
I couldn't jump out man, I can't jump out and roll.
I mean we're only pinched by like 12 more fucking people.
Eek.
to be pinched by all 12 of them?
Yes, that was what we call an organic raid,
full of natural circumstances.
That is unfortunate.
It's shillin' raid, gentlemen, it's shillin' raid.
It is unfortunate.
Well, good thing I used every dollar I had
to buy those bandages.
Perfect, perfect.
Yes, I'm glad I traded all my resources
to make that burlet of level four,
as you do, as you do.
I also think there's a cheater in that red.
I'll tell you why.
There was a guy in basement equalizing people.
Why do you do, why do you do?
I always go to the basement of Blue Gate with an equalizer.
That's just what you do.
He's sitting down there, bopping off.
Jeez, can't blame a gooper for gooping.
He's on the grind, Clancy.
All right, pal.
He's on the grind.
Let him be.
I
Here we go little something something little something something
Goddamn vibe that was
That was a certified kill by right there one
This is to give me one more of those for me another one in there
I
Accidentally had oil on my hands and that zip line slipped. No, let me tell you what happened closey. He was walking outside from the stash
Looked away from the exploding rolly ball. They just out of the game and exploded on his cock
And then a sniper from the mountain to our right the clicker sniper
Shot him and killed him. Yes. I then revived him and he proceeded to immediately
Jump down a three-story bunker and died
How do you miss that was the story of mr. Rogue this last raid
Well, yes, I mean it just sometimes, you know, yeah, you got those bottom fingers.
You could see it.
Yeah, I mean, I need something.
I just, I didn't plan it.
I'm not gonna plan it.
Come back in there.
We can.
It just ain't it.
Oh, damn it.
Hmm.
But don't you worry.
I've got a serendipitous raid planned for his point for with max scoop potential.
Can you talk a little bit of him?
Oh, it's a secret.
It's a secret.
Shhhhhh
You're gonna have to win the stream, side-byes
Don't get a try!
Guys, just hold on for a brief second while I sit here with 28 E-Bucks
Trying to figure out how to do it, whatever I can get
Golden Skars of this society does wonders
Go Freak it
Go Freak it!
Go Freak it, he says
Uh-mm
Uh-oh
I actually managed to make a good little gear set here. That's good. That's good to hear
It's great to hear
So the other side of the bus those just random people random guys and mr. Pete and specials adult learning center
I'm ready to get ready for class.
Who are these people on the bus?
Those are all the people in there.
We say, then get me in there.
It's time to redeem ourselves boys.
That was that was what a mere take.
I'm sorry.
That was that was what a mere taste of our two power mere taste.
Do you think we got like 12 men mugged?
That was a game by way.
We all don't have this because he isn't fitting through those dudes.
Yeah, there's no lies.
Cooper's got a goop.
Perhaps we do have an elevator in the back though.
This is one of those special monsters.
Unfortunately, the weight limit will come into play instead of the size of the door
if we use that option.
We will see though. We'll get them on this bus one way or another.
Thank you, my boy. Please.
It's fine.
We kind of be big bad.
I hate P.
None.
That's not very nice.
Oh, yeah, man.
Very unkind to say.
Pardon.
How?
Pardon.
How?
The other guy, you know, with the blue hair, the yellow head man.
I love peed it up.
Don't fool it, pup!
Man, that one, he's too nice, he's putting something.
Oh, let's ride!
Ben that one he's too nice he's burning something oh let's run
That's right team, I'm ready to...
two
gentlemen
species species
hey boys
oh did you shoot them both?
that was the wrong
wrong thing
you know row shot space you know
can we kill the space Jesus
together boys no thanks
no thanks good luck out there now
Okay, well, that's nice of you guys.
We'll just hang him out here.
He just flew back.
It was a pure accident, a mere slip of my fingers, and I aimed at that thing and insucliped it.
I'll find another way out.
Can you get to us?
I don't know. I'm not the one who knows the goddamn map, folks.
Do you think I just downloaded this game?
Hey, why did you shoot the rocket here?
It looked small from the distance.
Come on over bro, don't water his mind!
I thought it was a little wasp, it looked like a little guy!
Okay, it's all good.
Look, I made it to you anyway.
Look at that, we're all hot.
Nobody's fucking freaking out here, just you guys.
You guys are the only ones freaking out here.
Come on in! Come on in!
See that guy out there close here?
That's my special little guy up there.
You see him?
Eh, yeah.
That's my special little guy!
I see him wheeling down here right now.
10 bucks as you hurt yourself before you get to 10 bucks 10 bucks you only come on
in $10 on bread on bread
Bottle be cruel yes I think we like I hate that I like playing the red yeah I
I just put it all on black.
Yeah, black.
I can't just.
You gotta keep it locked in.
You cannot change.
You gotta stick to your number.
You gotta stick to your guide.
As soon as you start switching, that's when you start losing.
Yeah, you gotta stick on the goddamn number.
It's aggro, that's aggro, that's aggro.
Alright.
It was just red.
I just saw guy you just picked. Why is the stream 360p?
We just aggro on that sir would because the houses in your country are made of rocks and clay
If you have any other questions do not hesitate to pass trap in it
your service
I'm coming back this way
I just killed him, I have that door to right, I mean left, sorry
Oh my god!
Well, I'm dead immediately, I didn't even see him
Okay, alright
Oh I cracked three of them, fuck!
Guys, I think, I think we're not locked in right now
I think we're not locked in right now. Okay, who opened the door? Oh
Fuck you said died hell
Wow, that was another great raid
Another one for the books
Yes, give me give room 10 v-bugs for such an exemplary job in that one
Well, all righty
It happens it happens to the best of us even the best players have that happened
But no more it's time to lock it in it's time to get serious
We get a little bit of goo
Yeah, we would even try it
Just a little bit
die little baby goob die little baby goob die
Close yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I saw you out there. That wasn't the close. Yeah, I know
That wasn't the close. Yeah, I know
Something was a little off out there. I think you need a lock in you lock in
This I do commend your ability to pump men and groups of three
I have always said that about you. It's exemplary
Commendable. It's me. It's not you. Mm-hmm. But I will say I don't know if you saw the same thing mr. Rowe
But I think we played this one on closey
I mean at the end of the day if you're gonna give anybody a fucking job give me the job to bunker the fucking door behind us and be useless
You know like what are you?
Let's ride!
I'm getting word that rogue opened the door, which led to our
our immediate demise.
That's a lie.
I'm getting word that Rogue clicked the button on the door,
which led to us each getting to produce
the mere molecules within nanoseconds.
Now, it's true that we did get reduced,
but that is not how that happened.
I am seeing real and true.
Real and true.
Yes, he did.
He did.
Yes.
did yes no they did not it's what I'm receiving on this end it's what I'm
receiving on this end what I'm receiving on this end is a royal fucking
ah receiving on this a royal fucking you say good sir a royal fuck oh a royal
fucking you say I am so broke I almost couldn't even afford five bandages
that'll happen I actually couldn't I actually couldn't quote see I had two
$2.1 million. Playing yesterday with this gentleman. I ended last night's stream with 1.3. That is almost a 50% loss.
A 50% loss.
Hey, that ain't me. That ain't me.
Rogue, I believe you may be the single worst player I have ever had the displeasure of playing with in my entire life.
No, no.
No.
That's not me.
No.
Now, Cam Scataboo, that's a whole other story.
Cam Scataboo was cooking.
He was cooking.
No.
Don't you worry, boys.
Doesn't even matter.
It's behind us now.
It's in our rearview mirror.
It's time to walk in it.
I just built a Toro.
Holy crap.
See?
Fucking ships.
One level is it, one level is that Toro team.
One level is it.
It's two.
That's the highest level.
Now just hold on a minute.
What's his attack, it's looking like they're champ.
Blue shotgun, choke three.
Okay, purple like Link's stock.
Extended shotgun, make three blue.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
So when Rogue dies, I'll take that off his body
and then you and I can kill the team, Mr. Colson.
And a purple horizontal grip.
Holy crap!
Take the horizontal grip off that.
Okay.
This one?
You don't need a grip on that.
Okay.
Can you guys bring me meds?
Any world where that's a possibility?
Any world where you die quicker is the world I want to be in.
So no.
I will not be being you meds consistent.
It's like, just give me a sick job, like, stand there next to the door button.
We gave you that job!
The fucking concierge in the lobby of the hotel and you fucked that up!
those guys came in against contract and started waving guns around they're not
allowed to do that on continental grounds
get me in there right now get me in the game right now you gotta bring me
meds I got two bandages that's too too many I gotta fight his prayer for you
It's a heel. Okay. You spray yourself and he goes up. Okay. Okay.
Cluck C.
We just fucking killed this one at the beginning of the video.
Can I just kill myself?
Let's ride!
Watch the video.
We're gonna go back to the movie.
Now that we're on the movie, let's go.
Let's do this rock-o.
Watch out, watch out for this.
I
Got me get serious. I'm gonna get serious you guys ready. Yeah, let's do this thing. It's time to lock it in
About final some caffeine
I
Try to stay near us. It's a road. I say close you see you have a journal next to you right now a couple things
Don't open the door. You know, there are three gentlemen fire
I don't know what happened. I said they're in that door to the left. I'm gonna barricade the back wall
I barricaded the back wall and I see I think
I heard close you say there are three men on the other side of that door and the literal next thing I know
I am getting the most devious back shots from the most powerful weapons in the game
laying dead on the floor taking a siesta
I'm telling you I'm they were thrusting
They were thrusting like they were practicing Spongebob bubble blowing technique
So wait how many times can I use this spray until it reaches your own reason yeah, okay
As a sweet I'll turn up
All right
What are we doing here, what's the plan give me some fucking advice
Well, we came in this room immediately died, so I see we're at a net positive for this raid
I'm setting up a perimeter, so we have some place to fall back to
Yes, good thinking good thinking good thinking
I'll watch the bridge there's no hooligans coming all right. I'll watch the door
But this time I know that I'm the one watching the door, so don't worry.
Alright, good.
What's the order in which I heal?
I use the five bandages I have and then spray or one bandage and a spray or what's the
time?
I usually bandage and then spray while it's bandaging.
Yeah, it depends on how low you are really.
I
You take this don't drop it. Do not drop it. It's a cinch and far plan
Okay, what do I do with it? Oh
This fucker
Are you gonna close you I gotta hold the battery for no reason
You're saying Godship, buddy. I might look away from the door for a brief minute and then what would be the first time would be the first time
She does any takers up here follow me boys
Fuck you zeps where we came from oh go back go back
just a spider oh I was gonna do that but you have you take it big man you
taste you earned it yeah Ben one well just for me pop wow I can like my ass
with it when we got this rain thank you good shot I appreciate that you were
the suckling from it's up is that pretty in the basement let's have in the
that should be a Torah one on the body
right click it should be a Torah one on the body
Yeah, they're down there.
You didn't have any ammo on your shot.
They're placers!
A Kroos!
You guys go down to the punch?
We went down the stairs.
Oh, there he is!
Oh my god, there's a guy behind me too!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
I'm looking for the last one!
I see him, I see him!
Broken, broken, broken!
I suggest here.
Got him!
Nice.
We're kinda cooking!
we're doing it boys it'll be the goop yeah we're the first age of
i don't know oh they're dumb and poor they're dumb and poor
certified dumb pours unfortunately
do you have any good food barbless glossy nope
Oh, I would love it on my two
Thank you good
You're asking me there
Stairways good. There's is really good at her bulls really good
Say like here's more though
It comes it comes we just came in mr. Weston mr. Cutler's
What's good man? Good man?
Right here, I see you did the ten of the five which course we're in the three people ran by the door
We'll get the last body boys. We're good. We're good. We'll get the next body and top is this there's a wall here
It's a bomb top six up
In the triangle house. Yeah, okay, so both gotcha
I
Roll you're a lady
Do you want to spot?
No, thank you, sir. No, thank you, sir. Okay, okay
That's that might be down below again
Yeah, that's not well
Reaching inside room. That's the goop room
Is that the goop room boys?
Oh, I'm in body type B. Sorry. I'm in body type B. Oh my god
I'm gonna hate. We got a pretty good spot right here
Oh, I'm on fire. Oh, watch out. There's a bomb behind you
There he is
George
How'd that- whoa.
You're great, warranty, but we've done it again.
Oh, you guys are some freebies, though.
They were made in Coop.
He's got a little something, something.
That's what it's all about, but it's hard to work.
You do something, something.
Wait, can you drop a little bit of a shotgun ammo cloak?
Those guys did not have fucking-
I've got eight. I'm gonna if you see I'll even have a second
I don't even have a second I need you
Yeah, I'll take it then. Okay. I got seven. You have it
You guys want to go top side to the triangle how it's taken to repeat
Bastion I go
They're in the basement again the growl. See the basement or bridge. It could be bridge. That's definitely growls. Definitely growls
Yeah, I mean, the fashion can be aggregate on Team Bridge.
What do you mean, Pete?
It's looking down, I see it in the front left.
Oh yeah, no, they're not on the bridge.
Well, maybe they are on the bridge.
Actually, I can be lying.
I have no idea.
There's somewhere in here.
On bridge.
CNA, CNA, CNA.
I'm a coming boys. Oh great work again team and we're pretty good
There's someone getting shot from the
curriculum to the east.
Tonside.
There?
Mm-hmm.
He can even complain.
I have to speak.
Just converse.
Get right here right here at
Clingis Piz.
Okay.
Right here.
Oh, it's called a Firefly.
You guys know that?
Because you'd fire.
Yeah.
That's the new one.
Yeah.
And these m-blog tabs.
They think of everything.
Oh, dude, the team down below.
The team down below is the total
number of players.
Yeah.
I think I'm everything.
Oh, do the team down below.
The team down below is the Toro.
Oh.
You want to send that?
What team do you want to send, Peanut?
Hmm.
Do the team in Bunker?
We go for the team in Bunker, sure.
OK, well, going back down.
That'll be cool.
Well, I'm about to get pissed on.
They're fighting?
They're fighting.
I was a close one.
Right behind you boys, right behind you boys.
They hit a trap, they're getting dated.
Good thing, guys.
They're up top, they're up top, they're up top.
They're like under the triangle house?
Yeah.
On me.
Back on.
You got one?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
On me, on me, on me, on me!
Oh, I reloaded!
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, dude!
We will run right here over here!
Stop!
Are you shooting at me?
More, more, more, yeah, yeah.
He's speaking French!
You want me, you want me boys?
He died!
One down, one down, last one up.
Damn boys!
I
Go if you like God
He's gonna get him yeah, yeah, yeah, make sure you're going large
All right, sir time to die time to die get over here. You know good thing. Good plan
Dozy good job
It'll be the goop
Oh my god, bro, you should be good I do you me
Um, I have good stuff, but I just don't really know who did that
We'll do that what the fucking carry in terms of like priority at this point
If it's Pete, are you going on the expedition? It's going what the fuck is an expedition between you go into space
As you go to space. Mm-hmm. Yeah, pretty much white you pretty much wipe your account
It's like, uh, you put a duck off?
Well, the couch already pointedly blind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, procedure.
But when you proceed, you've got, like, a kind of fencing jet.
Okay.
Well, no, I don't plan on doing that.
At least for right now, no.
Would that, like, do that?
I would want different things if I was going to do that.
Yeah, yeah, you would need to do, like, a couple class, but we could do it pretty fast,
to be honest.
I should have done mine.
But, uh, absolutely not.
Hey, we did.
Remember, we did a drunk?
You know what we even did in the last page?
We'd give it all the supplies and stuff.
you have enough shit for that right no oh no I don't know if I did I lost it all
yesterday playing with Rome grab the old horror with those guys you got poor
and you're gonna be rich well let's kill them what are we doing here team
Come to you guys
Take that who'll again
Stupid bitch
Hey!
He dinged out.
There's the goop goop goop!
Oh, how are you?
It'll be the goop.
We're kind of doing great this way, boys!
It's the best, it's the best, it's the best!
Hey.
Mmmmmmmmm.
Yeah, we're there, give me a chain.
Uh.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, that's nice.
That's nice.
And goop goop right there.
Got to get that...
Oh, one here.
Watch out, one broke, one on you.
Got him got him. Nice. I'm coming. I'm coming
That's guys one of me. Okay, I'm running over to you. Okay
Good stuff
Another team another team. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my no, he's in the check. He does the check. He does the check
you piece of shit you actually said that's what you fucking you actual piece of
shit that's what you fucking get you son of a bitch I'm gonna enjoy this loot I'm
gonna join us in twice as hard oh so many goodies in here so many goodies in
here oh wow oh my goodness oh wow I would hate to miss out on this group oh
Oh, oh, oh great heavens. Oh, wow. Oh, we're rich. I'm rich
I'm fully out of ammo medium
I put some on this guy guys told for mr. Rogue
My buddy my butt
I'm just grabbing the heels off of it. You can have everything else. I don't even know what I fucking need
But I'm looking at my inventory like I'm fucking cross-eyed over here
This guy had an aphelion.
Burp peanuts macaroon burp peanuts macaroon the ur- peanuts macaroon the ur- act.
DAAAAAAAAT!
OREEEEEE!
That had an aphelion.
They buffed the shit out of the affiliate today, but the thing is good.
I used it early in PvP.
Very nice.
I just shot that thing with 18 bullets and it died in the new Firefly.
That's not too shabby.
18 bullets?
Well...
That's not too shabby at all.
All right, we'll be taking that good shit
All righty
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. All right. Let us proceed
Yes, we go three. Yep. Well, I did it too
You do the guy by the stairs, right? I mean the ladder, right? No, what?
You do the first time side. Yeah, probably
I don't know, the guy by the, I thirsted him, he was born by the-
Oh, you know I got the guy, I got the guy.
But he's got the energy clips?
Dude, but don't I want to sell the energy clips, bro?
Yeah, they sell for like 5k.
That's why I'm grabbing them, because I'm so fucking broke.
Yeah, they're good.
It's like a little trick, it's like a little trick for me.
They're all making fun of me.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, good.
Whoa, that's a bobcat.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't, no, he doesn't.
guys and all of the boys
I got a hundred fifty one thousand speech on it's pretty good what you got
Miss Cozy one ten a nod to savvy what about you is rogue what I mean the
money oh I would have killed it if rugs right but cheek was it in the way
You blame Rogue for that one, big man.
Hey, this is a come up, this is a net positive.
Net positive, net positive, we're doing pretty good.
We should still be up, even though we died twice.
We should still be up from the first raid.
We are net positive boys, you just wait, you just wait.
You were on the rise, you were on the come up.
When I'm not overwhelmed by the loot and what's in front of my face and
Yeah, two more raids like this, and I'm slaying in dime bags doing $20 money spreads across my arm. We're getting rich tonight
Fuck yeah, all right P
Excellent raid gentlemen
Oh, it's pretty good boys. You're pretty good there
You sort my group
We saw I come back you're dead. I'm not even dead jackass be survived that raid you're talking about
You're pretty good. We did a simple Mary
That was Rogue already better than you.
How he has single-handedly killed the entire team, multitudes of time, tonight.
He is not better than me, pal.
Not by a long shot.
You're talking to the LeBron chains of operators, buddy.
Put some respect on my name.
Let me sort my goop.
moment gentlemen here we go we'll sell these and over there take this bad boy
off of that and sell this then we'll sell these bad boys and over there sell
this. So these two. Where's the
expeditions? I'm gonna use the
aphelion. I want to see it
soil. So what do I do here?
I'm doing the aphelion. I have to
read those patch notes. This thing is
gonna be a killer. Oh, it's just
three hours to set so you can end it so you need to finish it you'll be able to
enter it in three hours if you finish every page but you'll have seven days
after that before it actually happens you're gonna have seven days to put it
yeah and we can do it easy it is a pretty late the game but closely can help
you finish he about he helped me finish the other day yeah I can finish on my
and private I don't need your help all right trust folksy he's not good I don't
need you to be finished all right well I'm not even right folksy I saw the way
you helped me finish all right buddy you're not good was it's hi hi him
actually told me he was three in the morning last Wednesday and all he
heard from your window because you left it open in your bedroom
Well, can you walk? Can you walk? Step off the snow. Step off the whiz. I'm stuck in the in the fryer.
Yo, it's on you. I shut the window shut. I kept my window shut that day because it was cold out.
There's no way that a marathon comes out in two days, bro. There's no way we're going to have time to do that.
Oh, let's end it. The World Warcraft expansion comes out Thursday. I don't want to get anyone to tell us.
Yep, and I'm also going to be building a house.
Yep. You say the world of Warcraft expansion?
Yep. Oh here it comes. That's what I'm gonna make sure of the same thing. You say the world of Warcraft expansion?
World of Warcraft expansion. What are the best games ever made?
You just said the world of Warcraft expansion?
That's illegal I didn't. Best two games ever made.
World of Warcraft. And type one. Dungeons and Dragons. He is a jack of all trades.
Hey jack of all trades this one till you go to goldshire yourself and hit that you don't know nothing
Bullseye is for more of the ribs
Yeah, pull up pull up on fucking moon gun on stream
With mods enabled and tell me you're not gonna get bad in three minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I mean some bios I thought you don't know MMOs buddy
Imagine hitting the grand exchange right after topping some oak log. We're talking probably 100 to 200 GP per log
Right there, buddy 100 to 200 GP and that's if you don't high alchemy him and that's if you don't high alchemy him
Easily easily
No, that's wrong
Okay, yeah easily easily guys easily
I
Just said RuneScape
Okay, well like you buddy. You don't know anything about the great exchange
You know anything about the great exchange don't even don't even talk to me. You're even you buddy is another great exchange
I know the great exchange like the back of my car. All right, buddy. All right, buddy
I know the great exchange. I know love rich
I've been walking through there's me mongin every green goblin and scorpion in in sight in
Well, not scorpions. They're over in our arena. Whatever, but sometimes I'll walk next to the gates just to mong on them
Just to mong on them. All right, don't even get me started on the sheeps and cows
Don't even start in front of rock bank. You never said in front of rock bank flowers in your head
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Yeah, you've never been past level 30 of the willy
You've never had an anti-dragon shield in your head.
Never had an anti-dragon shield in your head.
Yes I have! Yes I have!
You've never had an anti-dragon shield in your head.
Let's ride!
I guess there's no point to say that.
And we're against the wind.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, if you get the spawn into the wind,
you can actually get to the main P.O.I. instantly.
But you're, I mean, like with the wind,
you're against the wind.
Fuck, my dude.
What did you, RNG?
Like a, uh, P.E.F. there's like seven players, by the way.
Where? How did she go for this?
I have research and admin.
Well, when you were fucking second clock,
What are you seeing shit out here?
Look past the hurricane.
You have these chakras are aligned by the way, they're not even meditated to see past the hurricane
There's like a uh, you know how like sometimes you load into boogie and you see like the giant things
No, I literally have no idea what you're talking about
No, no when you load into boogie and you see the giant like the embers walking. Yes. Yes. Yes
so you have a
small chance on this one on any of the hurricane ones to see the new big arc
we're gonna be fighting oh yeah it's in the sky I haven't seen it yet in the sky
are they like flying ones yeah it's like it's a giant ship that flies over the
fucking map
That shit.
I didn't see it, but I can hear it.
It sounds like a fucking earthquake.
Well, it's probably going to take a couple updates for them to add some arc like that.
We just added the kind of windy update.
You know what I'm talking about?
Next time, they've got to add the kind of two sunny updates.
It's a little cloudy update.
Fog update we're a couple of dates away from something cool like that
Unfortunately, wait, there's a bomb in here right there. What I've never seen one there
I don't see that don't see what my two own eyes
In the light breeze update yeah, that's not that's what's a small bit of drizzle update
What's that?
Is that like a symbol of the world ending or something?
Like those fish in Japan?
It's such a big doubt.
What's the situation over there?
Over where?
Over there, where the bombardier is at.
Yeah, so that bombardier is not supposed to be there.
Wait, is someone just here?
What does that ask?
Oh, Josh, oh, Josh.
Don't you believe me to myself?
You shot, Klager.
I need my life if we want to wait here we can wait here for a second and then
Planker in the ceiling!
I think that's- oh.
Ah.
Hmm.
Woah.
Where's that?
Dude, do attack like part of the new update!
Shots in the southwest voice!
There's some water.
I can probably start to get thirsty.
I
Just my gamer chair for maximum efficiency was just such to the Southwest such to the Southwest
What do you fucking shoot that
I don't know
What if that's in the ceiling
don't know what that happens you can snap hook through the ceiling so I'm
shooting it to see if you can snap hook through it
let him cook let him cook if you need to find you need to find where your
bullets don't leave a mark on the ground so like your patrician is this
Yeah, yeah
Well coach how do you get up there?
Hey, I do a snapper over there. It's a snapper
Yeah
What you doing what you doing?
Whoa
There's some fucking fighting going on, Buster.
Yeah, we want them to push us.
Unless you want to just run at them, but then we can't see anything.
I'm not gonna run at them, but there's a Phelion.
We can get Goop if you want Goop, if you order the new area, the new area is gonna be able
to make a loop.
Calm down, calm down.
The new area will probably fight over that too.
Oh, do you like to go off to the fucking wind?
You don't know, no.
We mean what?
Cuz once you put it back on you're gonna have to heal it up to pull it. Anyway, it's gonna be zero
No, no
Okay
That's only if you put it on while you're outside. I
Swear I took it off before when inside put it back on it was zero
Maybe
Maybe it's cuz you're ugly
Honestly, I didn't think about that
You double-check that first
Yeah, it takes nine years all right into the win
That's one of those new clickers
You did not see Pedro you did not see Pedro I know what you may have thought you saw but you did it I
know you may have thought you saw Pedro gentlemen but you did not see Pedro you never existed that's a
for the existence that's a figment of the imagination come on up
so here let me try it put the armor back on in an hour what yeah no no
let's see if she regained hope she's regaining ah maybe I get it when I
out of the
mm-hmm. Yeah, probably
That better spread
All right, well, I found it. I found the thing so they don't know where it is. Oh
That's good news. Yeah
Go ahead grab it
In here, they're in here. They're in here. Okay. That's good news. We almost walked in there
Fucking you said him heal. Yeah one for Bob us one for Bob us over right here. She wasn't we healing
Oh right next to him during the bottom floor right next to you. Oh
That's your mom
You
I just died I don't even know what some dude was riding me in the ball
and he's going to be instantly down him down
Not the other, one's on the other, I'm standing here.
The broadsie!
Get your head sheep!
Head.
Get your head sheep.
Where's the third one at?
I don't know.
I can't see shit down here.
Oh my god, he's right here!
I think I maybe got him.
Yeah, I did, I did!
Whee!
Come on, work boys!
Oh well, you can go and help.
You can go to help and share, that was my goop.
Little baby goop.
Wait, who a blue friend?
Ooh.
Ooh!
Oh, no way!
Ooh!
Boys, I'm gooping over here, I'm just gonna finish it in 4 to Bobcat!
Nice.
Oh, that would be a good idea.
Heal. Well, dude, how are you...heal.
Hi, I was going to heal for you.
I don't give a fuck.
That's what you get.
That's what you get, you groupies.
Fuck.
Oh, wait.
No, that was just that was just a wrong trying to steal my goob
I think they've already hit that room. There was a bobcat one with no attention. I got that guy
Possibly
Possibly they can't open it. They can't open it without the fuel cell. Oh
We should see you just pour you got a poop bobcat
There is stuff up there
I don't like cabinets and shit.
Oh, I see we do the button thing.
I thought we were here for it.
One button was right there.
I don't see another button.
little beta goop
oh
oh, oh, oh, charge shield
I forgot to charge my freaking shield man
oh
make sure that that cabinet knife is really good
yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the first thing I did
maybe that goopfish frog was on the way
I don't know where the fuck I need to find the button right here.
Yeah, don't press the yet.
We need to find the other button.
Okay, bro, you press this one.
Okay.
Great.
Where do I go from there?
I'm gonna double press.
On 25.
Don't get got it, Bowser!
Now!
Good work!
industrial battery and 12 metal parts industrial battery and 12 metal parts
yeah you should be able to get everything from in here though okay okay
we're missing a battery I feel like I'm yeah did any of them on on those guys
have the industrial battery they could have had it on them I don't have one
No, I can look I've got a motor that's kind of like a battery
Was everything in
Industrial battery and metal parts. Oh
For metal parts. I have all the metal parts we need. Okay. Okay. Well parts are metal
Oh, you industrial battery battery industrial battery. I'm looking for it
I'm looking for to I didn't you say something about
Having a battery or something and you said they don't know where it is. Oh, yeah, that's the one I already carried that one
I'm looking for a dust reel battery.
You sure it's fun to do because the last thing we did was leave a post here.
That is the spot in here.
It's random every single time, but yeah, when it comes to that, it should be in the locker.
I know I know yeah
I just searched for my blockers and they weren't on there
Is it gonna be like on ground like?
What about a drill box on the bottom floor here? It's like no perhaps you're here. Yeah, it could have camp in there
Where did you guys kill those guys?
What's that? Oh my god, we're little but it's pissed it off me it's pissed it off me here
It's pretty good
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir
Red lockers in Lobby area. I
I do search them
It's on the body
I'm checking bodies right now. You should there's bodies. Yeah, not on the bodies
Well, this is like
What plug looking thing up here?
I think I can, I'll go Hydra.
Oh my.
That shit feels crazy.
Go, go she take this thing out.
Bye.
I'm not even putting this to you bud.
I already have three of them.
Sheesh.
Alright, I'm gonna go.
He's free.
I
Think I look for it. Okay
I'm gonna
This is not time to find a better show battery
Yeah, I have a hot you too
But make sure I'll come with you cozy. He says I was better than one
And that's sure that's a that's the big ones
The ones you carry for now. No, it's like a big one. It looks big in here. It's blue. It's blue
Blue battery.
Mm-hmm.
I found it in here last time, but I started so close.
Dude, why don't we check the cars?
Cars have batteries.
Yeah, we could check that.
I just want to make sure that those guys didn't put in their ass.
My car doesn't have a battery.
He might have put it in there.
There's no more.
Little bit of paint.
He might have put it in there.
Fuck you, fuck.
I'll go for the cars to the northeast.
Yeah, it's normally, I've had it twice in there.
Oh.
Oh, you get out of here.
God, you scared me.
You got visages.
I'm out of power now.
Well, I thought I found it, but it was not.
It was in the motor.
But you boys, I'm going to take those cars,
give us that battery.
You can count on me.
Okay, well, hey.
Get the people's over, boys.
That's real.
So, sir, I'm going to get people's over.
Yeah, sure.
I
Have to hear
No, I got all this
Have to hear
Of course hi girls losing right now, I just got a drunk driving ad
Those are personalized. You can say that would be for you
Boy, that was Kieran. It's for you
The next thing you'll see is quote unquote read your chat.
There's a, they're probably talking about the motor and then they're probably talking about the motor that was on the desk.
It'll be a good...
They're talking about peanuts out there.
It'll be a good...
No car battery there.
I'll have to get here.
We got this easy.
Everything good. I got you.
I'll fit in there.
No, now they're all just one guy in me. They're one guy in me now.
That'll happen. That'll happen. I'm not even falling for it though, so it doesn't even matter really.
You're too smart. I'm not choking. I think one of those guys literally put it in their ass.
Perfect. What does he need to lie? I have only found it in those locks.
Oh my god!
I'm about to get pissed on!
Bore assholes.
Peck please, Clanker!
Check here.
side of the bus side of the bus
oh good digga good digga
but then the other
I had a domes eluded
someone eluded them all
can it be in a breaching search on the ground?
like uh like those little trash buckets?
yeah because you're in an industrial area it can be yeah
there was something something
there was something I don't know if I checked all of it
check again
Well y'all looking good here boys not looking good won't lie to you
Yeah, I think they did put in their ass those were looted. He's doing this on another industrial battery
It's like 500 cars out here one of them gonna have a battery you that's how cars go
You gotta read it here. They already took all the buses
I
Do that dog yet dog yet never back down never one
Never give up
Oh
Check them deaths again, baby, I'm not seeing nothing
I'm sincere
Never back down never what
We're pretty good don't the fucking
Looted to so I just like had to go through and do
everyone scraps
You just swallowed
He's never a game up!
It's you boys, I'm not seeing if they had gibbons of no batteries!
Yeah, I'm gonna put it in their ass which is annoying.
That is crazy, they wouldn't have known what they needed, that would just have been bad luck I guess.
Yeah.
Well you need them for quests too, so.
I don't want it to be powered.
Aw.
I don't want to get powered.
Aw.
Baby in here.
Where do we gotta go to escape?
Perhaps in here.
Where do we go to escape?
Uh, she's hatched my, you say that.
I'll do that though.
I'll do that.
Yeah, let's get out of boys. Yeah, I'm out of here. No one does feel battery for us. No, that sucks. That sucks. That sucks ass. That was it.
I don't tell me if 100% getting a hundred guy right now.
I have 1000% getting a hundred guy.
Give me a second.
I'm just gonna double check.
Now you're getting one guy.
I am.
I just got one guy.
It's an industrial magnet and industrial charger.
I mean.
No!
I closed with you.
Just say no!
Five minutes left.
It's a wrecked home. I repeat, five minutes.
Hey, that's the first time that I've...
We're going home!
Haven't done it.
That's morning, sir.
Yeah, that is kind of... weird.
That's thanks.
It'll suspicious if you ask me.
I didn't want to say anything close to you, but...
I think Rogue may have had it this entire time. He just doesn't know.
If I had it this entire time, I'd uninstall.
because at that point I'm throwing all the way it looks like a giant battery
yeah black battery blue battery
wait for me boys I'm gonna lose some blue chunky chunky if we're your team
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I
Good to go
Who's using this road?
It's a little bit it's in it rain
Well, that was a fun 15 minutes and won't you around to something good fun?
That was great. That was great
They put in the rest man. I say we go back. Oh, no, we're two minutes late. Oh
Oh, yeah, we're too much like we're too much
We've got a hurricane on space one boys. Mm-hmm. I want that one. No
Why not that's cool hurricane that's much cool
Super cool. What are we gonna do? There's no fancy doors to open for the more cool
You believe there's a cool hurricane
Yeah, yeah
I don't think about that chief
We're going to space port hurricane
Let's ride. I'm happy. This isn't like a bird city 2.0. That shit was a ass
Don't you slander bird city now 2.0
The best part about bird city is screaming birds. Oh, yeah, it is birds today
birthday day! And you're not topping that. Hurricane! Hurricane! That just sounds stupid.
It's not like an idiot. What was that like an idiot? If you play with me, congratulations,
you've hurt me, D.B. Gozie. I see accomplished. I'm bringing the affiliate bucket. It didn't
leave me astray. It did not leave me wrong.
Leave me alone again.
A little bit of something, something. Here we go.
There you go, Doc. Fucking arpeggio. Holy crap.
I'm gonna be pried that off your cold dead body and put that on the bonk.
I hope you don't mind, it's not too much trouble.
There's something, something.
Here we go.
A little bit of that.
Perfect.
Put this away.
A little bit of this.
A little bit of that.
Little bit of fiddling off from Mr. Chicken.
Here we go.
Perfect!
Okay, I'm good to go.
Was ready to rumble?
Get me in there!
Down it, Bowser!
That's right.
The new maps are coming in April. Yeah
Well, so we have
January February. Oh, it's not January
Okay, so we have February March April. Oh, what is February 24? I
Should not do for a way. Yeah, see it's too much. Yeah, too much. That's not bad at all. That's not bad at all
Yeah, so this is what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we do this for a week and then we just rush
Because I don't know how long I could run in a fucking hurricane for
Dude, the hurricane is cool pal get used to when playing it all night
Let's ride
I
Love a little bit of marathon break up the time between the new map
Yeah, sure. We got maritime marathon
Maritime maritime
Oh, hey, uh, no
What's that?
See I unfortunately this may be unbeknownst to you big man, but like women
So there's gonna be a bit of an impasse
Between me and me able to play that new wow
Yes, I did. Yes. I did. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Buddy I would head over to Alcoran pick up the admin skim of car and start slaying
Scorpions down in the mines
every day every day all day I hit you with the skim I know you wouldn't
know you wouldn't is I would be in the military you would stand no chance you
couldn't you don't even know where it is
the only place you know is a cop of the map cop of the map
all of the gang one of my favorite things to do in Rootscape was going to
the Grand Exchange and doing what those other guys do where they say they're
Double in money 900 fire pits, but instead I just say I'm giving away free money
And then I would offer them a trade because they wanted free money
And then I close the trader then tell them they're poor
Where's the meta okay, I see that in real life. Okay. Oh, yeah
Good work. Thank you. Follow me gang. I'm here in Trigger Mines
Let's get the shields back on.
You frosty down boys
You see things you
What are we doing here?
I see we get to do power. This is a
Run here then group power now you don't all go to where everybody goes. It's good power
But you can't you can't even go to the top of the power. Don't you think?
You go there's no rooms. We found someone earlier on hurricane do tower
All right, let's go
I think all the trash will go through the air yeah I swear it isn't worth it yes
it is yes it is it saves it fully when it's high
face
Get now with the team inside, then you're just fighting them with no other there's not
check and made
Riddle me that bitch boy
Riddle me that one mr. Glowsy here. I'm coming on the other side coming on the other side
Oh, I just wasted out my seal because I went up out until it's
before it's fully charged
You were right. You were right, but you go see
Yeah, they're going down the other side.
Oh, let's get them.
I got...
Oh, oh.
I got one of them there, fancy staples.
Take the long round.
Don't you worry, Coltzy, I'm coming!
Oh, my God, the wind is blowing me.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm gonna ask you, all right.
Dude, the way I'm doing you, I'm gonna ask you to snap hook a car.
Oh, say, say, hold on now, say.
There is a team that found a lot of gear.
A group of like me could have, could use a defibrillator right now.
You can't snap hook a car.
A group of like me could use a defibrillator right now.
You guys got an extra item.
And they're all free to take.
Yeah, yeah, that's all right.
You might be risen.
I
Just hanging around you know how I do
Is hanging around you know I do boys
I can use one of them fancy
Ladies if you boys have an extra one. Oh, that's great
I
Hate him anyways you did me a great service concern
Thank you boys, thank you boys
We absolutely will follow me I know where some people are
Oh good thinking
Oh
Did anyone pick up my friends are
He would pick up my buddies go on Pecio
Well, I'll go grab them all go grab it
I'm gonna have a patient for your chief. Yeah, I'll grab it. I'll grab it. Thank you. Good. Say
Oh everything is gone
You know, we're not shooting these guys these guys are
Mr. Rogue is up there you can tell by his impressive build
He looks like three people in one. He's coming down right now. That's my friend right there
That one was Mr. Clogsie.
Oh man, I didn't know it was him.
Oh fuck.
Sorry about that.
That's okay, that's okay.
There's another team up top though boys.
There's another team up top.
Why say we get them?
Come on boys.
Let's ride.
Bonneville, gentlemen
Sorry about that, Mr. Clokesy. I
Didn't we're gonna do a furry hate crime right there. Hey, what do they do? They killed you
If he took your a persio
How do I mean a fucking bottle
They're gonna be above you
I am here boys
The GOOOOOARD!
Give him everything you got boys!
No mercy!
Holy fuck.
Causes the show?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
They're up here boys, they're up here quickly!
Got one?
You feelin' stinky. Good job.
You're sure, man.
It'll be the crew.
Who are bombs?
Hey, guys, you'll get it, my friend.
What?
You guys got your friend.
Thank you.
Oh, oh, missy butt, missy butt.
Missy butt, missy butt, missy butt.
What?
This is what?
No, no.
We're not doing that.
You killed one of them.
That was their friend right there.
What's up?
Come here.
A little baby group.
Thank you.
Thank you, my boy.
Alright boys, let's go!
Follow me, blue.
No, it's you, you killed him.
You killed that guy.
Look out!
Is there a guy under you?
No, no.
You're a little bit of healing.
Oh, get out of here.
For your skipper.
Do you guys happen to have my mates on our Pesio by chance?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's with me, it's with me.
Oh, I would love it, I would love it.
Oh, in the hand of a golden stalker?
Yes, sir, it does, yes, sir, it does.
Very beautiful, good answer.
Thank you, good sir.
But, I know it's here, so.
Say the word, sir.
Oh, you're a good man, you're a good man.
You're a good man. I appreciate my boy. You guys have five soldiers. I would fight side by side with you any day of the week
Let's leave
He's a good man this row you we're not killing him. He's a good man
What
Fuck them. I'm
leaving
Oh
Don't you even think about it these are fine soldiers fine Bungulators
I know they speak kind of funny. They're good Bungulators
No, we're not killing them we're not killing them those are good Bungulators
What do you say?
I have a real bad problem with the neighbors.
I have like one hundred of them.
Oh! I'll take one off your hands.
I need all of them. All of the neighbors first.
There's nothing that can't stop us from the neighbors.
I don't have one. All of the others are Pesio.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
It may be next time.
Unfortunately.
The pleasure was all mine you two men have
pleasured me more than you can possibly know.
Thank you for
pleasuring me and my amigo gentlemen.
Viva Brazil! Viva Brazil! Godspeed on all of your
adventures gentlemen thanks again for
pleasuring both of us.
I
Don't you worry miss cozy. I've got your arpeggio back
Not juice at all, but you know what it's a reset. We're still alive and that's what matters most
Beauty live is better than not being alive
We know that we can't jump across or snuck hook across
Yeah, that taking back that came as a surprise. I
I didn't see that one coming I didn't see that one
And you literally landed it almost exactly on me I
Yeah, that yeah, that yeah, yeah that that came as a surprise that came as a surprise as a surprise for me
Yeah, yeah, sir, I would just know I had good in my heart when I was doing it.
I was coming to save you, coming to save the day.
I was going to jump down that zipline, you know, I was going to save you,
and I was going to go, Peter, oh my God, you're so cool.
I was going to hit the cool sick zipline jump and then look at the camera like this.
Too easy.
And then it moves in like clap and cheer and say, oh my God, Peter, you're so cool.
That was the plan.
That was the plan from the start.
dead. I died. Hey, it happens to the best of us. Happens to the best of us. Happens to the best of us.
Little bit of goo. Do you want to go with that thingy? Yeah, I got your arpeggio. It's at 39 though.
You're fair enough. No, no, I can't.
Can't you parry?
No, no I cannot unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Alright.
I probably could if I put it a little after, but I don't want it.
Oh shit, shit, you're good.
You know what I was at.
I'm just, I can't believe, can't believe a goop would get you.
Jeez.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Alright.
Let's ride.
Of course we're drinking it's Tuesday or
Wednesday one of those days of course
we're drinking it's a day of the week
yeah it is cheers to that boys
Oh, yeah.
We'll grab another cold one.
I ran out of voodoo rages again so I'm drinking millilights.
Yeah, you're going to need 40 of those.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, let's proceed.
That's good.
Well, that's because they resemble water, which is kind of required for human sustenance
for the last 100 million years.
would be that are very closely related to humans in anatomy.
What?
Like who discovered that we had to drink water?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Probably the first guy who licked his lips and tasted dirt.
Like what the fuck?
Um, I would say...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did he say water?
Yes, he said water.
No, no, say it again.
H2O.
Let's ride!
Oh, you got me, you got me, I'm dlij.
I'm dlij.
You got me.
Oh, you got me.
You got me.
I was dlij.
i was being
LETS RIDE
is kulchi peeing too ?
pee brothers
do you know me?
LETS RIDE
you of course of course did you figure out how the first humans figured out how
to drink water yeah I said I understand it
yeah that's a mystery that's a mystery I'm just like you know it's just like
you're just better it is true I mean I feel like until something's done who how
would you know like who figured out that hook in a car battery up to your nipples
want where the Batman suit and jerk it off felt good who discovers these things
that actually that's not a bad question I feel like that feels good
well I heard from a friend that feels good I heard from a friend that feels
good
You like what?
Oh, let's get him!
Oh my god, oh my god, there's a fire!
We go, go, go!
You wanna go there? Goobcower, that's all the way at...
Where the Queen's spawns.
Um, I don't know boys, I mean, all I know is that I saw three players go up.
Let's get him!
I think we go Goobcower.
Okay, honestly, let's do that, let's do that.
We pop it first, just leave light first.
okay so no more no more jumping across wide open fucking things off towers yes
yes that's not me that's no more jumping from two separate buildings during
our hurricane yeah okay I feel like we should have got me while you see that
one job it I wouldn't say where the buried is second sharpest woolen
Shedding I mean
And we'll we'll be sitting together piece by piece that's what matters most learning
Follow me guys follow me boys
My little tongue would be there a little late boys
Peterbuttcrackers!
Jack, wait!
I have no idea what this guy said. He's been saying Peterbuttcrackers for the last two days straight.
Same thing with Nick Merckx and that foot fetus. I can't give him to stop talking about it.
Oh, there's a sniper looking at me.
I'm too fast for the bullet!
I
Guys one one shot one one
Oh
No way
It's stupid
Oh, good. Oh, how is this thing still looking at me?
Get out of here
Just the one guy. Oh now
Sniper. Uh, over here.
That's where you're getting Sniper, Peter?
No, no, I'm getting Sniper the Clay Cat.
Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey!
Oh, he's better than me.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Right here, right here behind the door.
Right there, right there.
Right there!
Hey, Chief, how you doing?
Thank you, good chair.
We're back!
Wee!
Ah!
Fuck you guy
I've got my arm raised with me now pal. You won't be walking in here anytime soon
Little bitty here, maybe.
Yeah, this guy didn't really have much, to be honest.
And if you stand still in the hurricane, it doesn't take a shield.
And us going up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it should be good.
It should be good.
It should be.
It should be good.
Oh excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I fucking hate you.
Let's ride!
Awkwardly, buddy. Awkwardly.
Can I copy over?
Is this like, pretty dub or what?
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty dub.
I'm gonna try jumping on the end that isn't going towards the wind,
and then see if it can carry me to that time.
If I jump outward to the right it shouldn't such theoretically push me back towards the ledge. Yes
Who said Canada is better
So I heard about you saying Viva USA. Now I'm pretty sure you did not hear that
right. He's one of those Canadian spies. Canadian spies? Can't even have military?
Oh no they do they do they have the world record for most war crimes I've
got. Congratulations. Oh yeah they only they also only have the best snipers in
the world. You should have heard about that part. Well I highly doubt that. Hey you want to see something cool? Go ahead.
Oh, I I what was that?
That's a shame that's a shame. I like what I've got
No, I am good. I'm good
Go she watches you're watching master work. Oh, see I'm gonna stop dropping things in front of peanut and me
Dingo, he worked it one
He's jumped towards the land
Oh, I'm out!
Hey! Hey!
I don't think I can.
No, that's not how you do it.
That's not how you do it.
Rosie, Rosie!
I'm waiting.
This fucking fat bastard body blocked the climb.
Rosie, Rosie!
Rosie, calm down you right now!
And resume.
I
Didn't know such thing his jumping skills were just so far
Don't you worry rogue I'm on the way okay, okay, I'll save you chief
Which we pump Peter can take you up there and see how to do it
There you go big man. Get your back up on your feet.
Oh, thank you so much man. I appreciate it.
You have no idea. Save me.
Hey, any time! Any time!
Well there doesn't seem to be anyone anywhere at all whatsoever. I say we leave.
I think we rip a restart.
Oh, yeah, quick restart. Quick skadoodle.
I'm gooping.
What are you gooping?
I don't know well. No, I did not miss the jump in constant. It was my
Unfortunately, you did miss the job. We all saw exactly like this. You all saw you miss the job, unfortunately
We all saw you miss the job
All right, let's leave
I'm just gonna adult this is a great raid will the Splendid and whimsy I
Love the part where we ran around for 10 minutes rogue jumped off the tower and died now we're leaving
That was my favorite part. What about you rogue?
Why just click on fire?
It's hit the smooth it's hit the speeds
well
Folks see somebody said if I put this like a habit of three on the Toro it makes it worse technically. Oh, yeah
Actually, yeah
That's not true. He's like it's a worse
Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to uh
You don't want to put a grid any blue grips on a Toro because all the blue grips on the Toro reduce your ADS 3D needs to fix
a little bit
More radius
uh
take that
Plank up
Gotcha
No
Oh, we're getting shot, we're getting shot
K, go to the west
I mean, we didn't see it, right?
Uh, we could.
Or...
We could go beat the shit out of those guys.
I got this cool fucking gun up there.
We got him.
Come on.
Let me see it.
Hey, dude.
Hey, check it out.
We got him.
We see what...
We got him, we got him.
Look at that gun.
I will suck you silly for that bonk hat.
Wait, don't hit that button yet, bitch!
What are you doing?
Give me the ball, Hank! Give me the ball!
Quick!
I'm dying now.
Excellent, Wade!
You did excellent, Wade!
Wow!
That was one for the books.
That was one for the books right there.
An intense, Wade.
We love...
We lost...
The whole nine yards.
We're not going to be for Hurricane again.
Fuck her again. I hate it. You know my homie's hate her again
There was no one there to kill
now you want to fuck clothes he's hot but exactly what does this guy want from
us fuck my how are you talking about but you give us your BMI fat boy it's
only 29 29 million get in there
We go right here, we go right here.
How is Apex right now?
Is it just fucking dead?
I heard Apex is incredible right now.
September.
I've heard from the great wine that Apex is incredible right now.
Is it actually?
Mm-hm.
Well, it's fun if you like chaos because like-
Riiiide!
I
Attention all raiders
We've got confirmed reports of a harvester nearby
That means a queen should be present as well
So be on your guard and only engage it if you're I'm gonna compete in 90 day
The day is my recovery day
Post op from test your particular torsion surgery. Thank you for making us feel recognized
Are we doing Queen?
Yeah.
Is this a Queenie?
That's hilarious, your chair.
I'm not doing it though.
Now watch this drive.
I'm not locating.
Now watch this drive.
I don't have heavy ammo, so I can't like do any auto leg boys.
Now we can do with 800 medium.
I've got 160 medium.
medium. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean people died in the east. Maybe they've got medium. Yeah. Let's go
kill them. They're lives.
I wonder what it feels like to get a full handful of rugs punching. You don't even want to know what it feels like.
Yeah, it was cold number two squeeze the cloud
did
Right after a rainy day like gripping a fucking marshmallow that could not be
Cannot possibly get squished Wow
That's incredibly good analogy
All of me boys
Oh no me boys
A flum? Which a flum?
You think they're getting bomb-beasted up here?
And they're dyin'!
What's going on up here?
I see two down, one more over there.
Oh, that lucky bastard.
Broke one in here?
Oh, I killed him, I killed him! One over there, one over there!
That rock on the left
Take that it's extra buttholes for you to man
What's happening right here right here right here can't go to there
Don't look at what
What guy what guy?
He's got a boss got a boss
You can be healed oh
I ran out of ammo. He's one tiny one time
Okay, you get over them yeah, I can right now fuck you. Oh, he's thirsty me guys guys guys guys
No way!
I'm dead. I'm dead here man.
Are we fucking through?
Oh just in the nick of time! Thanks Rogue!
You're welcome bro.
A vision never arrives early nor late.
Well I was precisely like 99 different 3D fucking flyers and I was literally one HP.
Another great raid another great raid
Because you made me raise him up. Oh, it's just so sad man. So sad
Tell him about how much you like fortnight your long lean cock. You guys are not ready me
The might be my oh
Yeah tempest no man tempest for
That's a bobcat! That's a bobcat too!
What are you doing here in the bobcat?
It brings them up! It brings them up!
They can feel special!
I can talk, my English voice doesn't work.
Why not?
Oh my god.
It's off, I don't know.
You need to do hand sign language to them.
Shake your ass on them.
Yeah.
Throw it back on them. Throw it back on them.
Oh yeah, just like that. Just like that.
I think I just leave how are you gonna get out? I'd kill myself I
Second that and then I leave the game
No way
to use that boys that's not that's much that's much hundred percent
there's a bug in this down there robert in the wild i'll give him my
I
Okay, dickhead, ooh
Not even a you like to work in game. It's still in rain gentlemen excellent rain. I would probably get that fixed
That would be something to get fixed real quick.
Oh, we tried our hardest. We tried our hardest. That's all that can be asked of us.
Good work to each and every one of you out there.
I'll bring you another feeling on. I believe in it. I believe in it.
Okay, I just realized I've been using green shields all night before I even bought the blue shield for missus any.
I perfect
The master plan a little bit of that a little bit of this here we go
dude one of those guys were down to fuck I should have 30 sit on your team we
had that in the bag they got lucky they got lucky
I'm gonna bring the Renegade.
I'll read you if you don't.
Little bit of this,
with that.
With this, with that.
Need some fictional permission.
Chicken, like you do.
Don't get a drive!
hurricane should have been no flying on it would yeah how does the arc deal with
the hurricane it'll make no sense I think cuz they're metal
oh
you mean that doesn't make any fucking sense no they're metal oh what the white
You see that
Not that you put it that way
Meadows hard to move in a hurricane
I'm ready
I've heard that I've heard that I've heard that too
That's why he's in the front of the short bus gentlemen, that's why he's right there
That's why he's right there line leader
Not a blue one or the purple one
big responsibilities you can handle it angle grip tail or the horizontal purple grip
Okay, okay, okay
Metal rusts good point good point
Good point, good point, good thinking, thanks for the inside scoop.
Pio, what are we drinking?
Unfortunately, we're drinking millenights, I forgot to be stuck on silly rangers.
It's not really doing the job, but it feels like it is, but
when it's going down, it's something, it's something other than water.
Now let's ride.
I
Drive
Cooper don't worry. What's the word about that or your rage is good sir. Mr. Time one by one good man good
I'll man
Thank you. Good shit. All right gentlemen you are
A.I. Slopp shake my head.
Sir, just because your entire bloodline could not get together and manage to draw a stick
figure with a house behind it doesn't mean other people can't create something like that.
I would shoot a temp you to pour your own bowl of cereal before scratching the surface
of making a video like that.
Fuck you.
Hedge.
Now let's ride!
Mmm...
Oh.
I used to play an instrument, I was in the back.
Also I played sports though, I also played sports, I was cool!
Still thanks.
See ya, right here.
Oh, take off, take off, take off, take off!
Oh, not the meat food!
Who's a cool instrument?
Oh my god, there's who Agro this fucking horny?
I'm dead.
Bro, what?
Hit me fast.
Bro, hit me fast.
You got low.
I'll hit him.
I'll hold him back.
I'll deny it.
Nice.
Did this one go?
I just died.
This one go I just died to a hornet
How is that motherfucking not dead
How is that
When that went down
Oh good work
I don't know what slur that is but I don't like it
Holy crap take a picture
You're ready to kill everybody.
She's a little spooky.
I'll just help you.
Good job.
I just got hated.
Little baby goop.
What's up?
I said myself.
Little baby goop.
He said fuck you rat.
What's on these, on these horns?
You are my aunties.
Okay.
Like right here?
Head home at the overpass.
Yep, yep, yep.
I was sprinting across the open.
I'll tell you in a second.
He just got here.
What was he talking about?
You stupid?
Yeah, so moved.
Now he moved.
What did you want?
I'm coming.
Walk it up.
Right here, right here.
Right here.
One.
I'm on it!
Boucher!
On that.
Right here on the corner.
Sacked.
Tracked him.
Where's the boy?
Where's the Migos at?
Under me.
I see him.
Yeah, I'm in the safe.
Got him.
Got his head?
I got him.
Another team, another team, another team.
Where does my go?
Yeah, yeah, I need you to walk up to the direction.
Are you there?
He's fucking on you!
Get him!
One shot right there!
Watch out!
I got him, I got him!
I got one!
Watch out over here!
I see that guy!
save you today big man this is my house this is my house you bastard
Oh
Yeah
It's one of the new ones ever. Oh my god, this fucking robot just pulls up
You wanna die I lived
Okay, second floor. Yeah, I'm on the way boys. I have to wait for my friend
You got a shotgun peanut so
Oh
Yes, I don't think he's ever gonna come back cook you on a child. He will be
I
Can't hear anything. Yeah, I can hear him in there
Yeah
He's inside jump for the ocean, I'm gonna send it with you guys. Okay. We're going now. I left
Okay
Take that hooligan. Oh, I gotta be late
good work
you're a bad deal
spanked the humanity
you just have the fucking shock
that's way too fucking powerful
what's the meaning of that
are you a little baby healing?
I preach me like six guys crawl off
maybe
some of them definitely go to where
are you the three guys behind?
Never lose those guys. I had no time
What about the first three that we go? I don't know
All these guys out here. Oh, I got two of them
Now we're the third one way and this guy. I think you definitely go off
There should be a body right like right there
Yeah, that's what I heard. I heard the fucking camera
Camera and then I heard like a stampede. I'm like, what the fuck?
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Did we need that guy?
That's very nice.
We're gonna tip a score.
Score!
And then...
Go ahead and let's leave.
I'm rich.
Shield of a Charger, do you leave any like, Harvagan Pia?
No, no, I didn't.
I got them all.
You want some?
No, I'm good.
Okay, okay, you probably need more of them.
I feel like the last part wasn't very necessary.
Quick no thank you would have worked.
But, uh, right?
Oh, you left an Ambo splitter.
Really?
I was on purpose to test your loyalty you're gonna give it back fuck you now
not will you fail the test you'll find the test you'll die now what about the
guy on the right over here I do the guy thing we don't know I did I didn't wait
He's ungrouped.
Hmm.
Ungrouped, ungrouped.
Ungrouped. I'll tell you what, he's a guy.
Absolutely trash.
He's a veni. He's a veni.
Oh, you bastard.
If I should have shot this one up closer.
I would love a Vinnin' Agent if you were given one out.
What, this guy? This guy with a loot?
Hmm, I can't remember.
Did I loot him already?
watch out there's a team
oh my god
alright let's leave
follow me crew
follow me boys
very good
i think so
135,000
mhm 144 right here
not too shabby
I think I'm gooped. I think I'm gooped.
Excellent raid! Excellent raid!
Yeah, sure.
That's too late, I'm already out.
Oh my god.
Dude, this kinda trash. It was just shit that sold for money.
How much money did you get?
Anvil one.
I got a tempest four and a bunch of... like anvil...
That's good.
That's good goop and that's good goop in it.
Oh god, that's good goop in it.
What? Of course, how much money did you get?
Three solids.
How much three solids did you get?
214,000
You play with a homeless guy and what another homeless guy
Would you get
I
Would even spit your direction. I wouldn't even spit in your direction. I like cats the poor
what?
Spreading angle grip over angle grip.
Going through the air.
Angle grip two is better than three.
Okay, okay.
On the, yeah.
Oh guys, did you notice the added little UI,
so you can see what it recycles,
and do without a hidden recycle?
Yeah, it's so nice.
That's nice, that's nice.
Unless you're just being a turret.
Bro, but the ADS speed is not worth it.
It's in there.
like the 80s short by good production. Yeah. Reduction. Reduction. I'm moving to that.
I feel like or at least probably. Yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. Well, I'd like to be quick. No cap
jet. Get ass on the stack. Um, I've said, I've said, I've said, I see you gliding up on my
plank. Don't you worry. I see you representing your second jet. Don't think I don't think
I ain't notice you're earned don't think I ain't notice
A couple more of these
We got some new batteries for my blue shields
I'm gonna take us to one of the craziest time points to be prepared.
Thanks, you check that map.
Max group potential.
Oh, Mr. Black, good Mr. Spade, good Mr. Bubble, what's good man, good man?
Hey, Mr. Bird, I don't know how to say that, but what's good man, good man?
Is that French?
That's a beautiful name.
That is a beautiful name.
What are we doing, man?
I told you we're good. Yeah, we have been absolutely asked, you know, I'm in fucking
Fuck yeah, that's what I like to hear
That's what I like here. Don't you ever so close. He this is a max new brain max new brain
All right, hold on. I'm in let me adjust something in the inventory that I've been doing this
My names friends don't reflect. Oh, it's just right here. That's right
you. You know what? Oh, oh,
we could go hurricane. Barry
City. Take the age map and
speak a little bit more. You
know, I appreciate you looking
out for us. I'm good on that.
Gotcha. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Okay. Thank you though. I
appreciate you. You know, you
just let me know if you want a
little aid syphilis wombo combo.
absolutely if you need gonorrhea I'm your guy don't you worry
have you ever touched grass that she does but hold my cock while I whisper
sweet nothings in his ear now let's ride
Now, the moment to now be classic with the greatest warriors in Stellamontus.
Rawr!
I say, now, let's ride again!
That's right.
We're at 2 billion. Yes, yes I was. And then Mr. Tobnes joined my team.
We pop off. Wait, is this night mode? No, it's regular mode. So pretty spooky though.
Be careful.
You wanna fight assembly or you wanna fight lobby?
Okay.
You wanna fight assembly or you wanna fight lobby?
Assembly.
I want Peanut to shoot these fucking robots!
You shoot them!
Busy being sexy.
Okay.
You don't have legs Peanut.
What?
The hell?
You need legs to be sexy!
Legs are sexy Buster, and I don't see none.
Legs are sexy
Well, okay, legs can't be sexy
I'll give you that one
Nick Merz is into him quite quite a bit actually. I do know a guy. I do know a guy
You don't need legs to be sexy legs. Well the whole whole package whole package down there
Oh package. Mm-hmm. He's kind of a freak. I wouldn't imagine there's almost nothing you couldn't tip that guy with
Get yourself a can of whipped cream and a strawberry and a couple of dogs got Nick Nick Nick mix round up
You're talking about all round up in a in a tizzy flustered as an actual free
You need to go up there
You have some blue pants
I have one
Three mil bro me or rogue
You're like three mil stash. Oh
Maybe I've got 1.3 billion dollars
Okay
That's pretty good. They got 75 bobcats. So I'm probably pretty close
I am really close I'm close
It gets down to the expedition deadline. Would you help me finish sometimes of course?
I'll fucking help you finish.
What a good guy.
Eye contact or an eye contact?
Little bit of eye contact.
I also want you to treat me like I'm lesser.
Like you don't know if you want it?
Yeah.
I want you to spit on me and slap me a little.
Oh shit.
I can break you a little bit.
Yeah.
Eye contact with your mouth open kind of.
Oh shit.
Treat me like we're in the Roman times and you've got a little bit more money than I do.
Yeah.
Neal.
Holy fuck.
Heal dog.
Thank you. Good job.
A little very goo and it's all right. Well, I need that.
So, where's all the people at?
Lobby Lobby.
Hmm. Let's go. Let's go. We can go Lobby fight.
We gotta teach Rogue to jump anyway. But I already know the jump.
You know the jump? Yep. Oh, shit. Wait, we're cooking.
Hey, we taught him last night. Well, I took him so long that he got the
entire team killed but he eventually learned it you guys went why would you
guys go sell a mom no no no don't even know
not only I don't know we did we go sell a month by some we got caught in a free
loadout sell a month is trapped for seven hours I know it was not seven hours
I was like three
Stay two right now. Yes. It was day one
All right, well, okay, well we can't get up there is a whale blog in the door
The way the way you come on close you up goofing around
Hurry up
We got we showed you the way
Hurry up
You hurry up coach now that the time for goofing around
There you go. Good boy. There we go
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, dammit, he got us. He got us. You drink this. You drink this
Yeah, just cuz you did that
One one zero one one
They're already typing 67 buddy, you have no power here listening
Oh, take off take off take off. Yeah. Yeah
Oh, they missed.
Oh goodness.
Take him behind me.
Right under, right under.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna hide over here.
I'm safe over here.
I'm very safe.
Don't you worry about me, Chief.
We're good here.
I'm having.
I'm having okay. So what about me? I'm stuck alone in this little fucking shack now. I'm coming
You can you can wild them up called fat and ugly the need clothes will come in with their flustered
I know it's stupid. I agree
You think this bad boy open
Yeah, oh
Okay, all right
Okay, where'd you go? There's a bastard to the west side that will allow me open the door
Fuck you sir. Fuck you
Oh my god guys guys. Oh my god. Oh my god
I
Don't know what we would know what that would not have done
He's nursing he's nursing he's nursing shoot. Oh shoot. Oh shoot. Oh shoot. Oh
I was swapping guns, bro. I
Was swapping guns. I was swapping
His power's dead on the ground looking for pennies right next to what the hell is he doing?
I was reaching that door at night.
Well they knew who I was immediately and then killed me instead of reviving their teammate
which resulted in the entire death of the entire team.
What a sweet treat, what a sweet treat.
You know, I know a winner when I see one,
and that's a winner right there.
That's a winner.
That's a gentleman with a loving family,
nice wife and a couple kids right there.
We're gonna see, make sure they're grabbed.
That's a winner, that's a winner.
Grabbed his weapon.
A sweet light, a sweet little treat, just for us.
Oh, grab both of those energy mags and we'll just leave.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
You got my opinion?
I'm good.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you, Mr. Chair.
If you wouldn't mind leaving immediately, that would be great.
Yeah, yeah, we're leaving right now.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
in the city
grab the ammo. It's like a reward. A little hard work.
Good stuff. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Why are you always dead?
Why is your dad always bouncing on a crazy style? I'm telling him I'm proud of
of them. Look at that. Huh? Look at that. Now we can both ponder for a moment. Huh?
Shall we ponder together? Fuck you. Fuck you, sir! He did that on purpose! He did that
on purpose, though it's not my phone!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Honestly, that'll happen. Sometimes they do catch you in a bad moment.
The teammates shuffling with the trick and made and rogues one floor below
figuring out how door works. No, no, no. He went up. He did a jump that I don't know how to do. I've never seen it before.
So I jumped to the second floor because you're like they're not letting me breach the second floor. I'm like I'm gonna open the door for you
Thank you. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good.
They sent you but it was I didn't know how to fucking get up there
You got a feeling yeah, big man. I got it for you. You're the energy
Bring in some ammo
It'll be the goop
That's gonna treat you a little better.
Here we go.
Oh.
Look at that.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Look at this.
Then we ride.
Oh, wait.
Then we ride.
Hey.
And we then we ride
I don't know what that button would work it
No
Hey forward clips, thank you good. Say thank you good. Say we forced tax eclipse. Yeah, we good good good
13.
Is it 13?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
That's going to need a quick repair.
That's going to need a quick repair right there.
What would you think?
Okay, you're going to have to bring me out something then.
Okay, what you need?
What you need?
A bobcat.
You want to repair it?
You're going to have to hand over a bobcat.
Only five.
Just this once because it's a gold weapon.
No.
Yes.
No.
Repair my aphelion.
Repair the aphelion at once.
Right now unless it's the last ever.
Repair the aphelion.
That is my literal last aphelion.
Repair my aphelion at once.
You can bring a bobcat four into the next raid for me.
Fine.
Bring you one Bobcat 4 if you repair the Aphelion and bring it.
On God.
Shit, he got me again. Fuck.
Put it on God.
I can't put that on God.
Put it on the Voodoo Rangers.
I can't put that on the Voodoo Rangers.
Dad, I've gotten repair in it.
Where about Torrent Day 4? Torrent Day 4.
Bobcat 4 right now.
Renegade 4.
Bobcat 4.
No, I'm literally just not making that change.
Bobcat one tempus four no
Bobcat two all good attachments
Kat two tempus four
Bobcat two all good attachment that's it
Kat two all good attachments tempus three
Bobcat two I just come back that's the lowest I'll go he's extorting me for Bobcat right now closey
He wants me to repair his dog. How does Bobcat three?
good attachments Bobcat 3 good attachments tempest one I don't have a
tip is why now that's what I was saying I just greedy bastard because they
extort me
but fine keep it keeping keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it you goop the
keep it was like the blood is on your hands the blood is on your hands I don't
keep it keep it ready out everybody ready I do with it die put it in your
mouth and blow your brains out that's what you're supposed to do with it in the
game of course in the game in our greatest in our greatest in the game in
in the game
hmm
it's a game question
I got a copy of the game of the game
yeah I was gonna scrap it
but
do I need ammo or no
I don't have the material so fuck it
I had enough
no he got it equalized earlier he's got it now
I'm an affiliate fucking trash
what? the affiliate is crazy
I just killed one guy last raid
Good good work
That's changing it be be boob I changed it
Not a done not a done with that with double ready to go don't you worry boys? Oh, we are fucked. Ah, we're fine
We're fine. Oh, don't you worry about chief?
Hmm, they'll never figure out we're going damn battlegrounds
Through hurricane damn battlegrounds hurricane. They'll never they'll never see a comment. Hey, no, no, not that
Super silly
You probably fresh six Billy boys, I'm gonna get ready for the six wait
There we go, there we go.
You can't put a 6 million to light in your foreskin because you got you black out or something?
No, no, no.
I was drunk and I was coming back from golf and we were going to a dinner with my friends.
Let me, let me, let's stop right there.
Let's, let's stop right there.
I believe that is what he was saying.
No, he-
That'll happen. That happens to the best of us.
Holy shit.
What am I-
That happens to the best of us.
I've seen anyone that this was so haphazard.
Okay, what?
That would hurt the furry series to be clapping against it the whole time.
I thought he said, I'm taking out the Spockette.
Oh, well, no need for that, no need for that, no need for that.
No need for that, big man.
You- we're very supportive of you dressed up in down suits and fucking.
We're very supportive, very supportive.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him.
Let's jump you, I can buy you a drink.
Let's ride!
I'll die for you.
Time to get serious. Time to get serious. Time to lock it in.
Time to lock it in.
Thank you, good shit
This is a nice Bobcat this is maxed out right here. Yes
Thanks, boss
That's why you're the boss
All right, lackey
It's wrong lackey on you have my feeling on
buddy what you got that affiliate from the chief
Oh
got him, got him
I got him
oh
die
he was one in the background
oh he bounced up
make sure they don't hatch
run up there make sure they don't hatch
no I have
I have a feeling they might have done just that.
And he's in action.
Yeah.
And what happened?
Punk ass.
Even said bye peanut to tea as he left.
What the?
As he did.
Yes.
He said bye peanut to tea.
I believe that's the end of the story.
I believe that's Brazilian for peanut
Mm-hmm. How do they know I?
Have no idea. Oh, it might not have been that I said that I showed the map or anything
Oh, you I did yell die when we would shoot that one guy to death
Mm-hmm. I
Could have been it
You do have our great power
Red to the hills with their tails between the legs
Did you go medical research or did you?
Or lobby?
Of course you got it, you got it.
Huh?
Were you gonna, were you gonna lobby?
Yeah.
Follow me, crew.
Yes.
Good thing, uh...
Alright, come on up, bro, let's go!
There you go.
Oh, I don't know how you didn't fall back down.
Yummy.
That's a bustle.
Let's ride!
Follow me, crew.
Oh, dead clicker? A crew?
Oh, catch him! Catch him!
Hey, Bobcat!
I got crashed.
Bobcat!
Oh, look it! Look it!
Oh, look it!
I have cheaters you know where they are?
No, no, no, no!
There's someone up there!
Somewhere up there!
Okay, I'm gonna breach the door.
I see one on the other side!
Yeah, I'm breaching, I'm breaching.
He's in the trap!
He gave him one floor rogue!
What for Rogue?
Don't send it, don't send it.
Another trap, another trap.
We're not.
You got one on your door, Chief.
Drop me a Shildertracker if you can.
One more.
Got you, got you.
You going to use two?
On the house.
I'm going in!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Come on, come on, come on.
Fall back.
what was wrong with the road you got me on this I go he's always there's no good
work he's doing he's doing it possible let's you go the top one it was the
third of me glad where's your boyfriend had
Oh
It's too down there
And I never think world
Oh, no way Bob cat for the blue compensator
We're gooping we're gooping
Max goop boys Max goop
Let's go did I got to leave it just now hey mr. Rugg make a little pee with this bad boy
No, I think I'm good I think I'm good for right now. You scared. I'll let you know I'll let you know chief
Let's go down it. Oh, let's go. Oh, it's no chief. Oh, it's no chief
Oh, it's no chief. I'll keep you. I'll keep you. Oh, you can try fucking yourself. Maybe that'll work
Have you tried that yet or it's quite lucrative
I
Good way to make money
I think we're missing a body. We got all three
My guy had a fair one sister one
I think they might have well my guy had a it's like rogues cousin is a little four toro for and
Yeah, so yeah, my guy had two toro fours and a bobcat four on him
we'd set up like
That's the road and no other guy had like a teacher for an affair for that's it
This guy has a stature for and a pharaoh for me the other two guys brought extra guys to flex on their one poor friend
My friends like that come on
So is the purple choke better than?
No, that's okay, too. They're choking. Oh, there is a little chockin
This is Salazar
I was I was I was
actual worse attachment in the end
Like a worthless attachment to
Maybe you were stupid. He's one of those stupid fuckers. Yeah, you say
Yeah
Probably one of them stupid fucks. Mm-hmm. You can see it you can check when they got their hand across the body with them with them
Wrist in an arch they go
Yeah, yeah, they have a good mother-name hodge
To the TSA checkpoint take a little gander little gander never hurt anyone all of me boys
We're two dead people a clue
Oh
Here's so many walls are leaving some reason
Another wall holy fucking shit
He's in the room, in the room, in the room, in the room!
Life!
Life, life, life!
Don't be dying down!
Okay, there's gonna be...
Friends, there's probably gonna be friends in there.
I'm calling now.
Get in there, in there, in there.
Gonna be, gonna be...
Probably gonna be...
There, keep your hands up, I'm holding the shotgun.
You go.
Dude, take that hood again!
Gotcha!
I think he's down here.
Where's the zombies at?
I think I just saw a board right here.
Fuck you, sir!
Fuck you, die!
Oh, it's P-New Day!
He wants to be that, he's low.
Where'd he go?
I'm not sure, is he not there anymore?
No, I don't!
It's P-New Day!
Oh, my god.
Come on, go smoke.
I kill them.
Good work.
Little dated goo.
This guy has a Toro 4 or a Pharoah 4.
Ooh.
I got one of those weird looking bump planks again.
Score.
Should I only ever take the leading MK3s or should I ever take the tactical-
I'll keep the leading MK3s.
What server is this my first time
I wonder what that guy's up to
yeah one to what he's planning will be
busy will be busy gotta cut this piece
wide open yeah look at the body look at the
body oh oh god oh god it's about sir boss
sir boss no way no way of course yeah
you don't see was too much attention to
this guy what an idiot
I can take whatever you want
we're goobin we're goobin
we got extra
we got extra let's fire
let's leave
thanks michiko you're a good man
you're a good man
I'll be 4-0-4
Yeah
We should at all did I have a total for a gold stock and five or four Bobcats on me
With a gold item yeah that Connecticut where do you put on a Bobcat or a signature it makes you crazy
Roll on a Toro, but it saves fun on a Toro. You can see the fire it by like
What?
Wait, what are you supposed to put on them the stock or the fucking the converter the converter?
Yeah, I can bring the same
No food in Bob
Let's go
for me
It rolled what you would just extorting me like 15 minutes ago, right?
Oh, man, I'm dead. I got it. Thank you Papa. I
I should have won. I hit one all of these dudes. Back to that one. I was going to the one. Hello.
Hello good jam. I'm going down below. I'm going in. I got.
You guys got all of you guys right out there. There he is. Got him. Yeah, they're poor. What was he doing? Please go.
I
I'm sorry sir
I have to kill you. I need to goop
Just know this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you okay
I'm gonna get a little boner as well. I just give you all the information so you have it all
All right time to die now sir
Oh
Here we go, oh you was dumb and poor
I was over in Cumber, I was in Cumber.
No way, you hammered across the-
I didn't land, go!
Reload!
I was trying to spread out the loot.
Are we not leaving?
Not really, man.
Come on out here, boys.
We don't have to waste the hatchkey.
Yeah, the hatchkey's out here, boys. You guys are going to leave them in.
Yeah, but we killed everyone, so I don't think we waste the hatchkey, no?
Mmm, I guess it makes sense
What we're coming here we're coming here
You come come come come come come
Oh, they're sitting there. They're sitting there with
Mines and they have fuel containers on the ground to shoot
We kill them
What we kill them
As we go back I can kill him everything. I'm good goon
We're on the hatch I didn't believe you know how the hell did you get down to the hatch key?
You guys are playing tricks on me. I'm down into lunch. Oh
Wait, you just open it. Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. You get the hatch in the hatch up
I just shut bro. So it's open for 10 seconds. Oh my God.
It's still in rain, gentlemen. It's still in rain.
It's still in rain, boys.
So that's not a hatch.
That's like a giant circle thing?
179,000 speckledoos.
It lasts an extra 30 seconds after the timer's gone.
only last 10 seconds.
That's all good, he clashed up.
You clashed up, we clashed up.
He was good.
Yeah, 10 seconds is honestly way too long, way too long.
I feel like he's going to get uncomfortable with that boy.
Maybe like four seconds, five seconds somewhere on there.
I want to run a five, I want to marathon it.
Tommy, come on.
I mean, what are we in the Olympics over here?
Seconds, you kidding me?
We don't want to ask you to put that long.
It's going to suck all the air out of the room.
Like, Rogue, when he speaks a full sentence.
Hey.
What's the fuck, man?
Fuck you.
What's going on?
He's here for those.
I'm catching Mr. Glowsy.
Mr. Rogue, can I convene you, good man?
I'll remember this.
You're good man, you're good man.
Once you know that, there is a teammate attack.
It's 50%, 50%.
We feel fucking taxed.
We feel bad for him, bro.
Alright pal, I literally have you on my short bus
going to the Missapita Special Adults Hunting Center.
Yeah, and I'm fucking...
Poo-min.
Shit!
But he's poo-min.
Let's ride!
Not yet, not yet.
I'm switching the map a little bit which was a little crazy I'm not even bullshitting oh
Oh, you're on again.
That pretty good.
Good.
Okay, hold on.
Shit, dude.
Holy shit balls.
Sir, Mr.
Peter, what's the best way to win a PvP battle?
Yeah, I'm going in.
Then run as fast as you can to him and then die and then how close you can kill all three of them and take all the goop
It's the matter
It's my birthday up
Open his whipsicle and full of magical activities
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Stay friendly then, Shook.
No, no, that's against the bungalow to code, pal!
That's against the bungalow to code.
We don't do that rotshit around here!
Bad.
Hmm.
You like in the hurricane, Mr. P?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Is a refreshing tank.
It is a refreshing game.
I wish they would add more stuff more frequently and not a drone that shoots fire that's already
in the game and a drone that explodes that's literally already in the game.
That would be cool.
But it is refreshing.
Let's ride!
and ride what do you think about the hurricane mission close easy does a
cool update
I'll be honest I straight up a little worried why damn like the hurricane
hurricane good but like and the loot in the hurricane is really good like this
new looted PY really fucking good right this sound like key room should feel the
amount of group in there yeah but I just feel like the two new arcs are kind of
lazy yeah I was just thinking that they could have been more invigintive from it
I mean one of them they created basically just the same exploding ball but with a
tumor and you got our Kelly with gonorrhea with a pair of wings
did I'm not I feel like they could have just thought a little bit more on new
clanking times yeah yeah they have a they just made the pop figure right that
blows up and then they made the fire burger just flying in fire burger
exactly that's what I was thinking that's I think I think I've turned it
up a notch yeah a little word no word well who knows I think Marathon will
hold everybody over until they come out with that new map
I like fuck you guys our Kelly joke is fire you didn't get a fucking chuckle out
of road he pisses fire from the air our count no you weren't no road didn't
Give me a tug on that one. That was an ST a one. That was an ST a job
Fuck you that's what okay must have to be there. Well, I had to be there had to be there for that one
Sir, but had to be their situation
If you do the thing even though it's not hurricane
Yeah, it's every mode every mode. Oh, I just you want to do it you want to do it with the events available because
Oh
It's really good to go down every one of the events super super good. Oh
Are they in here enough folks here now people boom. Yeah, this is the event room, right? Yeah. Yeah
Nobody's here though, okay, we're good. He's hiding in fucking bushes. Oh my god
I
Was this one of the battery
Okay, so
No, no, we just find on the ground so the battery you find it on the ground
But then Robert we're looking for the fucking battery inside of shit. That's so that's an industrial battery
So this is the battery that you carry
I'm looking for it
No battery up yonder
There's just a giant box on the ground. No, you don't have to have four for this guys
I mean we can even do two
the room run out of the room. How long do you have on like technically like a second?
Yeah, like a second.
You funny about that? I don't see nothing. I'm going to go find the entrance. I reflect
Come on, if a group gets a pretty fresh voice.
Why did you die on him?
You know, he's gonna run us back, huh?
Who'd be getting a little pretty fresh?
Who'd be with a mind?
There you go, you got me too fresh.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
Thought I'd be around here somewhere.
I do need processes, yes.
Can I start here?
I'm here.
Come on, you're perfect.
Um, I'm looking for-
I have a power rod.
Uh, stay there, that's your different door.
My power rod.
I just need to get a dooper.
You trying to hear the wow-doot?
Uh, horn aggro, horn aggro.
It's on me, it's on me.
It's looking at us.
Uh, peanut?
What?
Uh, I'm on my way to the map.
What? We're being-
What?
I don't wanna-
I don't wanna show what I just did on stream.
I'm doing it, on stream.
I'm doing it on stream, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
How'd you do that?
How'd you do it? How'd you do it?
I don't know.
I-
I- I have to play around with it a little bit more.
Oh!
It's up the zip.
Okay, I'll check the zip.
I'm looking for it.
A little bit of thing.
YAAA!
Oh.
Oh
We're coming mr. Road, don't you worry? I don't know where they're at. They booked right next to me
Oh, that's how much of that hole right there. It's pretty tricky. Thank you
Here we go
Did you put a wall up by the way over here?
No, no, no.
Did you put a wall on a trap, wall on a trap?
No.
What do you think people had?
I don't know.
I was right here when I heard somebody coughing.
Like literally the avoid thing.
I don't know what rooms are.
Where the hell is his battery at?
Wait, wait.
Did you see the battery?
I'm passing the battery over and over.
Yeah, that's kind of the plot.
You got to weed out the liars.
hmm it's over there thanks we don't see anything else when you get the battery
that opens the door up here right you're telling me the bottom bottom four
Yeah we just looked at the bottom floor.
Mmmm.
Another little peep.
Aww.
Unsheathe it out here.
Unsheathe nothing!
No battery there.
Found it.
Yeah this
It's a weird ass spot for it.
Oh, I know you can get out there.
Yeah, there's a ladder on the far side.
If we ever drop it down here.
Thank you, good job.
Here you go.
Got it.
Now I'm a comin' rogue, I'm a comin'.
We smarter than buttons yet?
No, you can't, you can only press the buttons
once that's in there.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Follow me, clue.
What is that heavy one?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I'm a little chunky.
Just a minute.
Head on up here.
Right over here. Oh, hey, how you doing?
Oh, this bad boy right there. Got it!
Yeah.
How time for the goopin?
Where's the other button there?
Oh, the cool drawer was dog's head.
I'm on this button.
I got a button.
I got a button right here.
Is this one near there?
No, no, no.
I have to find the other two.
I have both of mine.
I have 45.
All right, sound good.
Now.
Oh, not quick enough.
Not quick enough.
One more shot.
Give me a minute.
I'm going to look the other way.
Ready?
Ready? Ready?
I don't know, I'm not ready.
I just lost my button.
Where the fuck did my button go?
Ready?
I got 15.
Okay.
Now!
Ooh, not quick enough.
Not quick enough.
Not quicker than that, my boy.
I think...
Oh, I fell.
now a second early no no wait maybe I can get it from where I'm at I could
probably do double button you got double button I'll just try yeah yeah yeah
All right, on 40, and now!
I'll hit it.
You gotta be quicker than that, my boy.
When you fall off, spam ult so you don't take fall damage.
Okay.
Oh, cuz you guys just go get that one.
One more time, one more time.
Okay, all right, on 15.
Yeah, yeah.
And now!
Oh, I think I can do it.
You gotta be quicker than that, my boy.
Oh, I'm going down here, by the way. Someone's here.
Pea, maybe behind you.
Oh, my God, he's here on me.
One down, one down.
I'm getting up down dead.
Actually, I have to set it, set it, set it, set it, set it.
Oh, here, right here, right here.
Two, two, two, two, two. They're all right here.
They're all right here.
I'm going to flick it, flick it, flick it.
Back on.
Back.
One more, one more, one more.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Where are the winners?
Whee!
A single winner, single!
A little win.
He'll be the group.
These guys were sneaky, sneaky little staggs.
I didn't hear any of the other parts of them.
How'd you hear that?
They hit the trap right behind you.
Oh, okay.
You know, the process is right here,
my boy.
Let's give this to the shot.
on the ground for you. Yeah, coming. We got it this time for sure.
I wonder if you ever need that. I don't have a hash key on this one, so.
That's okay. Wait till I do my daddy show them. You can't do that anyways. Okay, true.
So you take Mr. Roguespot?
How's that? Yeah, I think I take road spot here. Let me just see something.
We probably should put the fattest guy on the thing that needs to be the quickest.
He's pondering though. He's pondering. He's right behind. He's right behind.
Okay, okay, okay. I think I know what to do.
Alright. You guys ready?
You guys ready?
Good thing you could be on the roof.
I did it. The whole thing is that I did it from Rogue's spot last time.
I did it from that guy.
I just aimed the roll around.
So you could definitely do it. I just aimed the roll around.
Yeah, I just...
Don't know.
Are we ready?
Yeah.
Three...
Two...
Wait, wait, wait, let's shoot on five. Five seconds.
Oh my god.
I'm fucked.
You got to be one guy to be one guy to be one guy to be one guy.
oh my god
oh
Oh my god, I was standing on it all right ready at uh 1515 all right wait
What are we doing what are we up to what are we doing?
The guy in the fucking room looking through the window like a cuckoo, yeah, I'm not the
sweetest spot.
You can watch the whole thing.
Wait, I'm 15.
I'm not there yet!
Honestly, I think I should try. I think I should try.
No, I'm not here.
Bro, you swam with me. You swam with me.
No, no, wait me! Swam with me. Swam with me. Swam. Swam. Swam. Swam. Swam. Swam. Swam. Swam it. Swam it. Swam it. Swam it. Swam it.
Hang on. Swam it.
Oh, shit, I fell.
Dude, oh my...
What's wrong with me?
No, you go up in the cockpit. You're up in the cockpit now
I fell through a hole
I'm a coming out of coming
All right, you guys ready
Well, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. All right on zero on zero on zero
No, no
We said can and then you started spamming hold up guys guys hold on now hold on now. I on on 50 on 50
No, oh
God be quick into that jeez
Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying it again. I'm trying it again.
Guys, what if we, wait, wait, wait. I want to test everything. I want to test everything.
Oh, I want to test, like, Rogue hit the button with me at the same time. Ready?
Three, two, one, now.
Now.
Okay, that doesn't work. That doesn't work. Okay.
All right. Okay. Are you guys ready?
What?
All right. On 10. On 10.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, wait!
I'm not in the cook room yet.
on five on five
and now
we did it
what is that
what is the top thing
our performance steel I literally have no idea what that is
What is that?
I've gotten it off an arc.
I think it's the new ones.
We've got to kill a new one, I think.
Oh, the bug?
It looks like a disc.
Oh, blue Legos. Blue Legos. I know what that is.
It's the blue Legos.
What is it?
It's a white box.
It's a white box, but blue.
Can they be in here?
I got it. I got it. Yeah
good work
Why is yeah, three wires three wires see oh
You guys might have stuff in your inventory that you can scrap for wires. Oh god. Hey, it's me. Oh, yeah, I have worse
I got two hours. Oh, yeah, let's go. We'll be one more. No, we're good. No, we have three. Oh
Well, we're coming up a good
There's plenty hang back weeks, and there's no tingles come in
Oh, but yeah, score!
Goop, goop, goop!
You got baited, goop!
I don't know where the fuck it is.
It'll baited, goop!
Oh my god, blueprints!
Ah, too shabby!
Actually, so many blueprints.
You get four, goop.
Under stairs under the stairs
But you want
This this is oh
You have a group of things I'm on the stress
It's great
Curiosity there. Where is the weapon tree? Hmm?
I
Got poop garbage how about you guys you should go so good free
What's your take of the egg sack boys?
Quickly, quickly go back up!
Go back, go back!
They're taking the egg sack we can kill them and take their goop!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Going up?
I got it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I got a batina too.
That's pretty cool.
Not too shabby.
Oh god hates me.
Alright. Okay. Alright.
Yep.
And Ms. Krabs has violated my bubble.
I have never seen someone that can move Mr. Krabs and fly to him.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
God literally smited me down, okay?
And then while I was down, Mr. Krabs perceived to ram his robotic penis into my ass.
That's how that happened close if you were curious.
How was you? Fall down.
You good?
Yep. What's up? Yep.
What's up?
Fucking catch ya.
Oh, thank you, good shirt. Thank you, good shirt.
Coming in.
Good man. You're a good man. You're a good man.
Now what if I couldn't do damage to that?
Oh, then we'll do damage to it?
Like it does, but it doesn't matter.
Okay.
You gotta shoot your little nipple on the ass to kill it.
Yeah, nipple ass. That's nipple ass nipple
Follow me boys. Follow me gentlemen. All right. I'm coming up. I'm coming up
I am unsafe
Oh
Good, I'm good. Oh good. Oh
Okay, all right, okay
All right
King Vaughn's doing a drive-thigh drive-by to the windows right here. I uh, I I'm a little in trouble
I'm I'm in a little bit of trouble right now
I'm gonna start taking them take
Hey man, hey dad, hey dad, hold again.
We got sucked by the machine.
We got sucked by the lightning,
we got sucked by the lightning.
Now boys, now.
Get close, get close.
Get close.
Yeah, I guess.
Come on, come on, come on.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I see it's nipple. I see it's ass nipple. Take that ass nipple
You would mind moving your fat body that be great
One lay down will lay down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck his ass nipple, fuck his ass nipple!
What?
It comes, it comes, it comes, it comes, it comes, it comes!
Little bit of goo.
Alright, we're doing pretty good this raid, boys.
Doing that puzzle, it took us 22 minutes.
Not too shabby if you ask me.
I got a patina too out of that puzzle room.
Alright, okay, alright.
Get me out of here.
You don't want to get me out of here.
I'm done.
Get me out of here.
I'm leaving.
Fuck you guys.
I'm going home.
Fuck you.
I'm going home.
What
Take that clank out take that clank out
Oh my god, that Clanko!
Oh, God just might have rocketed down!
Wait, it killed him!
Holy dingle!
He wasn't, you see that?
God just one-sided the rocketeer!
He one-sided, he one-sided!
Holy shit!
He one-sided!
You're too damaged!
He one-sided, he one-sided!
Mm-hmm
Holy crap God's got the skills to pay the bills
Hi, let's eat
Back to speed with the left side of your body goes numb and you start smelling rusty pennies. Oh, yeah
I hate when that happens. I hate when that happens post. Yeah
But I do to get rid of that few and as I just hold my breath for a really long time
time. Excellently, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Ah, too savvy. You see?
I feel like we're hitting a stride here.
So, when you left side, your body goes numb and you smell
punnies, that means you're healthy.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. Yeah.
Double points if you smell burnt toast.
Oh, these?
Oh, these!
Get me in there.
Trust me, trust me. You are a bill of clean health
What you should do now is start drinking profusely every day
Eating as many burgers as you can
And it's actually sad. I should kind of worry because that takes just a second. I do it
but
Well
As you kind of be just yet
has it got up this yet we'll see what happens next year
really organized by goop real quick one moment boys one moment boys
Anywhere but this map. I'd rather die a horrible death. Okay. Okay. I got I got you boss. Don't you worry chief?
We'll get a little bit more seers like you do
P that's so be fed up. Yeah, it was for the law and that was the purest shit on the West Coast pal. You're welcome
You're welcome. I want a little thank you in the chat
Piece of shit.
Here we go.
Okay.
Let's ride.
Thank you, Mr. Peter.
Anytime, good sir, anytime.
Let me tell you, I don't cut it one bit.
That is a 100% pure fintanal, good sir.
Pure, pure.
It will have you scratching your skin off
under the nearest bridge in no time.
It's you feeling good.
It's you feeling groovy.
Any cartel jokes are too early.
I don't think it's ever too early for a cartel joke.
I mean, who are we offending?
I think, I think, I think that one comes immediately.
I haven't read up about that one.
I don't have enough information to make jokes about it.
Post you got that one?
What's his name again?
Mencho.
They just write themselves.
That's a beautiful name, that's a beautiful name.
Alright, let me go right here, we're gonna go right here.
Is that truck a sound sitting behind you?
That's round, I think that's round!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Try my first food to range, well, how did you like it?
Is it everything you wish it to be?
What?
Hold up, L in Spanish means
Zah.
Yeah, they're naming them.
Zah Mencho.
What?
What are they about to do overtime, bro?
I hear you.
What do you mean, the boss?
Oh, sorry.
He's kind of a bitch.
I can lie to you.
Sorry.
All right.
If I ran the cartel, I would not name myself the boss.
I feel like that's the equivalent of Jack and you have 250 up a couple inches.
You're talking about that's-
Just the front, not the back.
Yeah.
Little hydraulic presses right there that go along with the music in your car.
I'm preaching these bars.
Bars or goat?
Holy shit.
All right.
Well, hold on.
We might have to get him a little bit good actually.
He might be frame mocking us.
Let's ride!
You know, please stop their power for people
I highly doubt Almen show
Having his boys whip out the Luigi boy just so we can come back from the dead and go kill a peanut
There are a lot of things that can happen, but that's probably not one of them
Oh my god, it's about to piss on me!
It's pissing on me, it's pissing on me!
Is this a glorious victory by you guys?
He's free
He's free buggy. He's the ASU spider leader quickly. Let's get out of here
Oh
We close course all the spiking and you just like belt the burp toes. That's why it was it was
What the fuck is a cortisol
What is all levels about the charts? We're just point twenty sixteen logging you yeah, buddy. Don't make me frame on you
I'm everybody. Are you guys even do not make me frame on you in front of everybody literally just getting maxed on on the street
You actually, he's actually Jester Maxing right now.
You're actually Jester Maxing.
He's Jester Maxing.
Look at this, Jester Jester Maxing.
Oh my God, look at him.
Oh my God.
He's also non-stream Maxing us right now too.
Non-stream Maxing, Jester Maxing.
Well, dude, if this robot is done fuck off,
I swear to God.
I actually have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
He's Jester Maxing, he's Jester Maxing.
Will you shut the fuck up, you Jester?
Fuck.
Yes, sir. Is that racist? That sounds racist.
Yes.
What are you, a clown?
But he's jester maxing all over the bunker.
What the hell do you fuck?
Holy crap.
Get frame, mob. Get frame, mob.
Your corners all off of this parking.
Is that death oven?
No.
Oh wait, this is open. This is open. This is open.
Jester maxing. Jester maxing.
Oh, was it blind maxing? Was it blind maxing?
I'm zipline maxing. I'm zipline maxing.
You're gonna be brain-finding us.
Oh, are they bridge-maxing?
Oh, they might be rat room-maxing.
Maybe?
You didn't.
Stop the fuck up.
Watch your cordial levels.
I don't know what that up-
Folks, have you ever said,
Beth Oven instead of Beethoven once?
Yeah, well, Chad's told me you have, so what's up with that?
That would be Revere and Artist Beth Oven, good sir.
Do not slander his name.
Link, mystic-maxing.
Scrub yourself, Maxine. Scrub yourself, Maxine.
Oh, he's mocking, he's mocking!
I got him.
Hey, guys, give me a fucking air.
Yeah, I see him.
Oh, I see him, I see him!
Be that one!
Get him!
I'm going in!
Maxine!
Nips, nips, nips! Keep pushing nips right now!
Got one!
Maxine!
I'm going back.
He elated.
Just a Maxine.
My god!
Fuck you!
God, yeah.
Fuck you!
What the hell?
I love you!
I love you too, good sir!
Die!
Get frame-mogged, get frame-mogged!
You can take, you can take, you can Talismans all levels of spikiness, we speak.
Jester Maxx earned the flash.
You see type roose?
Roose?
They're all frame-maxing.
Frame-mogging, pal.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Wait, wait, stand still, coach.
You stand still.
Roge, look at this.
They're gonna picture me frame-mogging them.
Frame-mog, frame-mog, frame-mogging.
Frame-mogging, frame-mogging.
Oh, my God.
These cortisol levels is literally
smacking in front of us.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Is that why he's even after a guy back there?
Jester Maxxer, Jester Maxxer.
processes processes come back you processor maxing those are those always
have passed that's the only thing that's okay what the fuck yeah I am okay
this fucking guy that crispy cream yeah that maxed it up that ass I would
fleet max immediately
what is this thing doing?
can you shot that thing up max?
I got it
we're just maxing on him
we're fraybogging him
he's on the spot max
oh shit
take him, take us over yonder
max
ing
we gotta drive
I can literally feel
Logzman, cortisol spiking
how do we speak?
cortisol maxing, if you will
if you will
I fuck I hate you
fuck
cortisol levels, cortisol charts
oh, that means
ah, come down, Jesse Maxer
he's been down chelon maxing, I'm sorry
he's down chelon maxing
he's acting
he's down chelon maxing
I wanna f-google this and I guarantee it's gonna be the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
Would you get a Google and Google A&C Moab Leader and just look at-
Do you know nothing about the A&C FATLY VAL?
Look at- the first thing I look up is A&C FATLY or MOG.
Hahahaha
Dude.
Or it pissed off me and piss-maxing and piss-maxing!
Maybe the dumbest shit ever, I could tell.
Oh my god, look at me.
Wait, who the fuck is that-
I mean, I feel maxing.
I'm raising the click as cortisol levels.
Oh, Jester Maxxer.
That's you out there, Closie.
That's you.
Mr. Jester.
He's actually just your Maxxer.
Do what is he doing up there, just by watching.
Why do you find I beat Maxing us up?
In the Raptors Maxing.
I like to protect you, you fucking idiot.
Watch this cortisol levels pal.
This is trying to be a grumpy Jesser Max.
Die.
I need Maxing, I need Maxing.
I need that little, I need that little fucker scanner.
I need this little, I need this little mug.
watch this watch this watch this boom squat maxing I'm squat mugging close to
him squat mugging close to you I'm squat mugging him squat mugging him get squat
mugging quick get squat mug get swap on you can literally see his cortisol levels
biking oh my god I know I know I'm a squat monster but I really can't see his words
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!
I got pulled up maxing!
I clutched.
Retreat max retreat max!
I'll die.
Hold on.
Is that you?
It's hit me max.
It's hit max me.
On my me?
I'll just get you.
Oh!
It's locked in!
I get it!
Max!
Is it there?
Jester Maxx here
We are
Man right next to you. I need to jump down roof. Oh for the truck. Good. Good. Yeah. No roof of the truck
We've been trucked. Hey
I shot him once he's up and down you guys up and down you guys right now
Got him
Get frame on Jester Maxx
I did that when they called it.
Get frame on Jester Maxxer!
Oh he's right on you, he's right on you!
Good one, good one, good one.
What the fuck is going on?
How did we just shit on Maxxer these guys?
What the fuck is going on?
Get shit on Maxx, pussy.
little bit of goop holy fuck little bit of gear from the burn holy shit my cortisol level
is going to be lower right now oh my god i was hoping that fucking little spurt fixed
your loose sitting session it's his body broken if it's on this shit it's his body
broken
You're just sitting over his body
Are you fucking bouncing on it?
Oh my god, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god
All right, let's leave action
Oh another team another team another team
Actually can't back together to the Northwest
I'm hitting them.
We call the extract the idyll force in the push backs.
Yeah you're done.
You're done.
I'm hitting the button boxing.
Oh yeah.
I used to have a guy in my restaurant.
Oh my god!
Stop getting fucked, Max Hager!
Two slippers, two slippers.
You're a kid!
Get it!
I broke a chair, so fuck.
There's one in there, Peanut.
Hit him again.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm gonna help push. Where are they?
Right over there!
Quick, quick up.
I'm coming.
There
No, I saw a guy in red
come on bro dude no fucking way this is gonna fuck me
bro that's why
he was about to get raised since I could hear it
I could hear it in his voice
I punched him in the up
where the red guy go
wait he has to be he has to be an extract there's no way that unless the extract just closed
oh it's been open for a while
it has been open for a while
no do you need to hold him and push
I'm calling it so they push and then they instantly push. Yeah
There's a guy in like a standout fit out there behind that rock. We could another guy you don't see them you don't see them
He left for sure. He took it. Yeah, he escaped max
He's lobby mocking us. He's lobby mocking us. Oh my god. Oh my god my cortisol levels are off the charts right now
Oh my god. Oh my god. No way. He just love him on this. Are we serious? Oh, we just stole our extract
I still got two bodies up here on the rocks, dude. Are we serious?
There's nothing we can do about it. I mean you got mom. There's no way things are much about that
I don't know how much water so I was gonna recover for this
I don't know what that means and I want to be there. I'm gonna bend over. I need you to put it in my butt nags
He do that you should see what I was doing. He's not me. You should have seen me tanking this guy on top of the
It sounds whimsical
Stravagant it was amazing
I'm
Dance-maxing I'm dance-maxing
It's a little raid maxing boys excellent raid maxing
Wow, that was incredible. That was incredible. He was or a farmer up there
Increasing his aura while mugging us
Can you guys shut the hell up
I
Oh
Sort my goo and what moment boys?
But he thinks he's the answer you probably do
You'll never be him pal. You'll never be him. Okay, you will always frame on you. Yeah, you will always frame on you
What is frame logging
Oh my god, he's looking up frame on you actually jester maxing in front of us
Okay, I'm gonna actually I'm gonna look up jester maxing first
We just lingo mobbed him doesn't even know what we're talking about
about. Here we go. Thank you both. You figure it out.
Jester Maxing taking over the Internet. Okay. When was this posted?
A week ago. We say first thing. How long was it wasn't 12 days ago?
My 16 year old son won't stop talking about Jester Maxing and it's starting to scare me.
thing I did to this I even a definition I
He don't watch it in the top
Don't watch it in the top first question and first thing I do would have you jester max recently what like why?
The fucking course all over spiky gets worse all over spiking. I'm cute
Oh my god, the first link in the first link that you click is literally what is just a maxing
First sentence, have you just remarked recently, have some of you know or you've been frame
modged by an ASU fraternity leader?
Did it cause your cortisol level to smite?
You can do it.
Yes, it did.
That's exactly what just happened.
That is precisely what just happened.
He was for saddle maxing.
Holy crap.
you apply a little bit of lube maxing die holy fuck actual next big act make it the last
Holy fuck. Well, I'm loop-maxing, I'm loop-maxing.
Okay. Now I'm loop-maxing. Now I'm loop-maxing. I just lip-maxed. Now I'm loop-maxing.
I'm
a little bit of
Hold up, hold up, wait, one second.
What the fuck?
What did you forget?
I'm stupid.
I can't.
Oh, OK.
Get back to you.
Get back to you?
Ha ha ha ha.
Come over here and I'm hugging you whenever you're good.
Ha ha ha ha.
I hate you!
Die!
I think over here just hate mugging us.
What the fuck?
It's uncontrollable cortisol levels.
This one over here.
Uncontrollable. Out of this world cortisol levels.
Sorry, sorry.
Please stop running mugging me please.
I'm kid maxing, I'm kid maxing.
I'm just sorry, I'm just sorry.
Now they're adjusted. Let me Google frame bugging
I'm by their relaxing
What in the brain is this? All right, I'm ready bugging. I'm ready bugging. I'm ready bugging. I'm ready bugging
Let's ride
If buddy's on boxing on us, buddy's on maxing on us as we speak
it's okay on all right buddy you just
not you've got cool maxi like we do
hmm
what watch holy shit did you close in
here
What?
Um...
If you theoretically had to say, and like gave your opinion on...
Oh yes there is!
Would you say, Wolf Maxing or...
Let's RIDE!
Fucking...
I'm close to maxing right now. I'm close to maxing.
You're abe cake. I know I'm close to maxing. I'm close to
maxing. I'm traffic mocking like I don't care who's coming
on the road. Take my shirt. Take my shirt. I'm close to
maxing. I'm close to maxing. I'm close to maxing. I'm close
to maxing. Take my outfit off.
I'm coaching Maxi, I'm coaching Maxi right now.
Oh shit, oh shit.
You're in the frogs and shit?
He's in the frogs, it's like a sex thing.
It's not a sex thing.
What?
You're like in the shells and shit.
He's a shell type of guy.
Shell Maxing.
Follow me crew.
follow me boys
well god i have the wrong thing to do
don't let me frame mug you again bitch
die
actual fall down your stairs
you have to get frame mugged
live on stream
you jester maxard
Oooooooooooooooo
Door Maxing is not your strong suit, me!
Uh, uh, uh.
Wait, are you guys a slime marg on this island?
F*** it!
LOKA DEAR, LOKA DEAR!
I dunno how this happens.
Logue appears to be Dime-Axing, Abzahn.
Hold on, I'm marging on this rock, here.
I'll live, live, live, live.
Holy fuck where did he come from?
Come on in big man the water's fine.
Follow me gang.
Oh my god, what the hell they're up here with me because I just run by these guys
Oh
Are you zipping I suicide maxed there's only this guy bro. He's ratting
Dude, I think he let me run bassin. Oh
He's trying to die maxed
oh my god I almost got violated maxing
I closed you round two round two we got these guys
guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, let's get moving.
To the bunker! Let's ride! These may be boner max there, Rogue. My apologies, my apologies.
Hope you don't mind.
You're a bad fucking lose, Busters. I am out of fucking.
Oh my god, processor, processor, processor!
Can you use that, right? What do you need that?
Yeah, I can.
Don't take one, I'll take one!
I
Don't see any problems down below
Hmm
It could be there could be crowd camping here
Maybe maybe
Because there's always pops I spawn down there if they're down there no pops on there that means that people there
Oh, let's go get out
Hi, what are we doing here team?
Follow me to
Why can you get sent to me get sent? I've only got one you have to do for myself
I got no plenty. I need to get things
How much did you bring in?
Five, but I used it while running through the goddamn field.
Yeah, well, that should be great.
Gotcha!
There's no art there.
He's up here.
Maybe I'm gone there.
Should I be bringing in more than what I bring in?
I bring in my five as well.
You should bring in ten, Rogue.
You're probably going to pop on every fight.
He doesn't.
assumption maxing oh yeah geez a ways I mean yeah I probably do need to pop every
fight because I have to do all the rolling what the hell do you see that
over there guys yeah that's yeah the hell is that there's like a hundred of
them I thought you're talking about the emperor there's a hundred clickers over
there oh wait what's that thing it's a emperor
That's the emperor.
Right boy, right boy.
Okay, tell him.
How old is the emperor?
Well, we're both a little left.
That's the emperor.
Emperor number two.
Okay.
So that's like an XMB thing or what?
What, what do you say?
It's like a end of the year update.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, we got to wait back for that one.
Yeah.
So they're kind of just like time gate mocking us.
Yeah, essentially.
Essentially.
where
you're right
I hear a car
follow me boys
so how come there's no fucking raiders in this one dude
I don't know
it's uncovered caches probably
yeah they're inside
they're getting sprint mugged at
What?
The spotter.
They're pissing on you, they're pissing on you.
That's the pisser, that's the pisser over there.
That's the piss magzer.
The yellow's not the piss?
No, no, no, no, no.
Follow me, too.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
We got a rack mags.
I fucking missed it.
I'm getting missed, Mog.
That one's staying in the tank.
in the tank
we're all the people
trying to kill somebody
this is a...
this is a dead one
yeah I see him he's dead
yeah we better get out of here before this gets more awkward with that jester up top
yeah that's what I'm thinking
what the fuck out of here
wait a shot
where?
Every time we fucking want to leave the post back
No, no, where'd you guys come from?
Hey, fuck, it's back in.
No, they should be towards you guys.
Towards you guys.
Oh, oh, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Oh, Maxing!
We're gonna go and fuck.
The rope is hot, by the way.
The rope is hot.
Follow me, gang.
Oh, I snap one.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Where'd you hear him, chief?
Jester, Max me.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Gotta be careful.
Oh, right over here to the north east boys!
What's that? What's that?
It's a clanker.
Is the Tempest engine so slow or maybe it's the one I'm using?
Or maybe it's the death plumber?
Those are flappy arms you've got.
Yeah, the Tempest it is.
It's a four with an extended barrel.
You can hang from the banners of a ship and set sail across the sea.
I want to start drinking.
Where are these people at?
Alcohol mug.
Be careful alcohol mugging always leads to domestic hit-boxing
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Let's go, Adam.
You're standing in that bus.
Oh, I'm on it.
Where's Dad?
In the truck here.
I'm on it.
I'm flanking. Oh, I see. I see.
Got one. Got one. Oh, some other writer died. Really.
Good job
Did whatever that guy head shot me with it got me in a goop the actual one shot was it a feral hat
Was it a feral which were finned score
Yeah, what are you guys a feral feral for?
Got a pig but on two actually they don't
What we say
I mean you start man.
Thank you.
You're a negative 10,000 and seven.
I am kind of need a walking you.
You go bugging you in one way and the other way to
Wait, are we gonna- Oh yeah, wait.
Snap hook, Moggby.
Get noodle-mogged, get noodle-mogged.
Follow me, boys.
Oh my god, I was trick-mogged.
What is he, what is he?
Got him, got him!
I think it's only one.
It was only one.
He died!
Oh
Yeah, we thought he just yelped up
Little baby goo
Oh
That's that's something nice
He's collecting wires. He's like a wire party or something. Oh the wire guy wire guy wire guy
No, no, no.
There's one in the second floor between us.
Don't impose it.
I'm going in.
You want to be the regular floor?
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, right here, right here.
Don't impose it.
I got you.
Take that, Hooligan.
Yeah
Good shot. Good shot
He ladies stinky
Well, you've stolen everything for me
Hi Max
Don't worry doesn't got anything good
What? What?
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
Oh, we done pretty good this raid.
We guys are taking the exit. We gotta go get them. Come on boys.
Oh, see me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, to the extract.
That's right.
Oh, I don't think we're gonna make this.
It's all good, Steve.
Not looking good.
This is.
I I'm not certain.
You don't seem to be hitting the button for some reason.
Do we do got this?
Guys, did I hit the button?
your name?
Dingle?
You're on Dan there?
Yeah.
I'll go take a look.
There's a radio fire.
There's uh, west?
There's no one in here.
They're saying hello.
Oh wait, they are right there.
What the dingle?
Who the hell is that?
I'm respecting the result of this role.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Ah, good shabby boys.
That was a good raid, boys.
Just practicing my shotgun fighting.
Don't mind me.
Mm-hmm. You agree that is him
Those incredulous
Those incredible yet. We let the island really got we let the guy live those good man right there
Let me sort my
Fucking my brother
So that what I can't a little Alzheimer's max on you
The all-seller's is the thing that puts the spots on your forehead. No, that's the thing that
I'll tell you that Michael Jackson that
Michael Jackson
Yes
Michael Jackson that's a flippant. Yeah, yeah, he did
When people thought he was going white that's the skin. That's the skin thing. Yeah, I was told that growing up
What yeah, so I was going right people told me the same thing
But yeah that'll feature his skin was going right naturally
No one's from plastic surgery. No
It's gonna go it's gonna go it's gonna go all the peaches the hair follicles
Dude, I was told that as well. I was just talking about this today guys
We're told that you the medicine and like a bunch of like the surgeries he did and I'm like, oh
Oh, there's a disease that just makes it yeah, dude turn white when you're it's when you're just like your skin pigmentation
Like is patchy and then it can like transform and you get older
Hell it's called the Matilla go or something like that
Yeah, he was in a fire tuned to do there's so much that he was applied plastic surgery
I
Was always told it was just
It was just the
Plastic surgery. Yes. See that's not it
I made a point
Yeah
I didn't know that I'm the hell yeah, I know that I know that
This is kind of a yeah, you kind of do me for a loop right here
The thrillers out tonight it's not thriller thriller
That's right
He bleached his skin because his skin was so patchy, so he wanted it to be one color because he was yeah self-conscious
He did bleach his skin because
Such it um
Oh
Um
Okay, I know you can do that. That's new tech new tech new tech
All right, that's a fascinating.
Hmm, did he do his whole body or just his face?
I don't know that answer actually.
He had it on his hands and his face and then.
What happens if you did your penis it bleeds?
I want to find out.
Oh, not his wiener.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, he didn't do his penis.
All right.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Okay, he's like, closey.
White guy, black cock.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Gotcha, gotcha.
I'll send you a photo, bro.
I'll send you a photo.
Jeez, me first, me first.
Yeah, I'll just do a naked handstand on stream.
Me first, me first, me first.
I got you, I got you.
You have to say one with the handstand.
The handstand makes sure the lighting's just perfect.
Wait, how do you, what's your angle like if you had to send a,
if you had to send a pic?
It's just not a curious.
What's your perfect angle right there?
What's your angle over the toilet?
I'm not sure if you're pushing me out or if you're putting me on the side or if you're
pushing me out or if you're putting me on the side or if you're putting me on the side.
Give me an angle.
Just post to it.
Like veins.
Wait a minute.
Very close.
It looks way bigger than this.
Very close.
Yeah.
Yep.
I'll post it on Twitter right now.
I love it.
Sheesh.
You won't.
You won't do it.
What's the one thing that you say where it's like...
Let's ride!
Were you saying it was Cochie?
What's the thing that you say where it's like three-fourths of a side or something like that?
Something with underwear.
Think of a picture of you pushing with your penny spot on the side and you're pushing barely peeking through.
I can't remember the whole thing, but it's like a whole 30 second speech.
Yeah, you used to memorize it.
Think of a picture of you pushing peeking out with your penny spot on the side from a downward angle
with your leg lifted up and you're pushing barely peeking through.
I'll get it for you. Don't you worry. Yeah, you better get your ass memorized than that before Saturday.
I got you. I got you. Don't you worry, chief. Don't you worry.
Oh, really?
We were 10 minutes late.
Should I find the winners?
No, they're fighting at the new P.O.I. let's just run at it.
I'm in! I'm in!
That's right.
Follow me, too.
Follow me, boys.
Wait, it's Harvester.
Really?
Oh, what's I eat?
We use your my dad. What's I eat? What's I eat?
You're still Romanox, I've been eating like a shitload recently. Yeah, I think it's I think it's that Ramadan for like
50 days, what's the hell 20 take it or leave it
I know your bulls are in anyway, you have a big mac class mate.
Maybe I did maybe I did.
I don't know when I'm going to have my first big mac but it might not be soon.
He has even had his first big mac yet.
Yeah I've never had a big mac yet.
I'm a catch up in beef guy.
He's Ramadan Maxing.
I don't want shit on my burger.
It's delicious.
Big macs are delicious.
burger sauce that's one thing but I'm talking about fucking lettuce and shit
and all that
that's the big mac is up is the holy grail of burgers
where are these guys?
where the fuck are they?
inside.
who do you think they're inside? they're inside.
hey!
oh top of top of top!
where where where?
oh oh oh the who's he do's the other who's he do's the
run!
one's one, one's one.
what's that? what's that one?
close one.
huh?
get out of here crackers.
we do miss coachy on my side is everybody on my side
you guys bethe's has the peak I can literally fire one for you we let your
species over here to kill them
go inside go inside they have to jump where's you get spaces to fuck them up
and then we'll kill with a job yeah I got there fighting in there too
All right
Which are the other
Why is it accurate on there?
I'm gonna say it's a little sister left. No team. No team. No team pushing pushing pushing
Mm-hmm, there's a BSV
Oh my god, we're down we're down
We're doing we're doing
Oh my god we just mugged on em.
Hell yeah, hell yeah!
They're getting thirsty from the top, they're getting thirsty, they're so hot.
They're so hot.
Holy fuck.
Goddamn.
We're doing pretty good.
You see him Chief?
Oh, sick we're near.
I don't have a zap hook.
I don't think guys are fucking losers.
You want to just run at the other team, but you can get to the other team for me.
I don't have that.
Under us, under us, under us.
Get up from the door.
Turn the zipper on.
No, no, no, no, no, one four down.
Did they close the door?
What are these mine tricks you're playing?
I see him, I see him.
Oh
Yeah, I did
The guys guys we were just psyching we were just pranking we were just pranking yet
We were just pranking yet. We would just psych and hold on not sure before you do that
I'll eat all you say he's good fight. He's saying you can find out if you heard that
But he said good fight good game. You say good fight good game
That green smoke like a crazy Nate all my
What is the gas like if that looks like what it looks like
Same block. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a gas grenade. It's so that one it's slow greens are stand the train it and then it
It detonates.
Yeah.
It detonates the gas, and then it turns into fire.
And if you get hit twice by the same one, you instantly die.
But you kill two of them.
Well, I evaded one of them.
So he mugged us.
Essentially.
I hate you.
Oh, great.
That's a little bit of goo.
One moment, boys.
Here we go.
Here we go. Perfect. Get a little bit of fencing on.
Here we go. I have the one more.
Our last game, best game, last game, best game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Not bad, Ray.
It's not a good thing to say, Ray.
We did pretty good tonight.
We're about to, we're about to seal it off.
I hear the best game of the night.
Right here.
It's really sick.
I'm getting serious.
I don't need to repair this.
Mm-hmm
Expedition about five minutes. We I still have a week after expeditions are tried. Yes. We good. I
Not continue on that at all. We started that
The window opens in three minutes, oh gosh, that's okay. Why do they do everything at 2 a.m. It's kind of weird time to do some
some shit light gun parts how can I get those oh after scrap a bobcat form
but if you work to scrap a level one Bobcat it makes me yank a crazy style
yeah worth oh sweet and sweet and what's a freaks over there that's why
what's going on that's why we do the middle of the night
that's why what's going on oh you do the expedition of course I am gives you
five space points him not on the bus confetti for fuck's sake he takes a
full clip to school.
We'll get more tomorrow.
He's right up there. He's he's a little late for the bus. He's right right there right there. There he is
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's a little late
You missed the bus
Looking for the matter. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It'll be quite a slow time quite as well time
I'm a truck driver and watch the shoes every day so I can't think of any other reason.
Mr. Lone Star my man!
Thank you good sir.
Oh.
Just an explanation.
I want page 5.
Page 5 out of 6.
Mm-hmm.
You fit in perfectly on the bus with the rest of the specials.
I'm the driver, I'm the driver.
Oh
Not from Italy, oh put your concern by Jor
Mr. Rogue whenever you're ready big man. Oh, I know buddy. I know already by you. I had a moment. I had a moment
Hmm
Special Maxing special Maxing
That's good to hear. Last game best game. Last game best game right here. Last game best game.
Mm-hmm. We're coming out. Max scoop this raid.
Nothing less.
I believe in this team.
Like we got a way better day than the yesterday.
We have. We have.
Oh, I just opened. It's not up for the expedition.
Well, I gotta wait till I'm done. I can't sign up yet.
Departure in five days and six minutes.
Okay, gotcha. Oh, so it's a work week. I was a regular week now five days and six minutes, which is my math is correct
Tuesday
Wednesday Thursday Friday sat it comes out on Monday
Oh
You sound about right. Mm-hmm. This is my right. Nice
I
Get higher inventory space you have more skill points
Increases in girth by 2x
I
Let's do this again
Time to get serious starting serious. That was such a group Bobby do ever run a fucking campus
I know I was a little disappointed right there. Oh, we had that the bag
I think if it wasn't for that one fucking later
There's a trailblazer what did it for see?
I need a bag and a soccer night. I'm gonna check it. I'll keep it. I have a bobcat. I'm using my bobcat
Why are you just sucking back for your Bobcat? I forgot a mag for both guns. Oh
She's a mag I need to put the mega that's boss. Good boss
I
Kind of want to just go over here to kill with the people doing the buzz I'm gonna do the yeah
Yeah, there's no event right now the puzzle is gonna have trash loot. Oh gosh. Yeah, I got you
What if it has the most recent the lightning to the
Hurricane of what it's it's a hurricane lightning hurricane electromagnetic cold snap
Oh god, I got the most suit ever from hurricane like actually I was like what the fuck
whoa you hear that rogue he was like what the fuck Tony brother I got two
bikini threes for Tempest forest for volcano forest for wolf backs for Venus
rays I love I'll need to get a little boy from South I'm sorry that for level
threes you get a little piece of stuff yeah you hear level three from events
with yet with yet him stomping around on metal
I see him
got one got one
he's just a maxi he's just a maxi got him got him got him
two down I am absolutely one shot
start start
I'm going in
you're literally one
oh
Oh, these are going to be good for me.
We're learning about him.
He bows.
He has a lot of defense.
He's got bows.
He's got another team.
We're going bad.
Okay.
Oh, no.
No.
I can't come back.
No way.
Do you have to?
You have to.
We're all dead.
Okay, one more raid.
That one did count.
One more raid.
They actually did.
No one didn't count. One more minute.
They actually threw stakes teammates.
Over here.
Yo, I'll play you guys with her for a few minutes and you guys let me let it go.
Holy shit bro!
It threw stakes teammates.
Holy shit!
He's excited. He's excited.
Coach, did your mic work yet?
No.
This should be an excellent time to start Tom's magic a banger time
You Mogged him you Mogged him
You couldn't hear him, but he was gonna revive you one billion percent
I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life
He couldn't hear him close his microphone
Exit raid gentlemen
It rain for you. Let me tell you though. Let me tell you mark them. You mark them
You really said he really was going oh my god. Oh my god guys
I've never seen sight my entire life come here come here, and then you killed yourself
That was a sequence of events right there
You're 1 billion percent I would place my house on you get revived right there
That was incredible. That was incredible. Wow. Wow. Holy crap. Maybe he's the ASU front
leader. He just mucked over so much. You know, one more raid. One more raid. One more raid.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's a good allergy. I agree. One more raid. One
more raid. One more raid. Same time tomorrow. One more raid, but you know what you want
the last one live or die. Yes,
let me let me let me ammo up though real quick.
Here we go. A little bit of ammo.
I think it shot with one bullet that game. I actually don't think I need it.
Here we go. Perfect.
Now we ride.
Let's proceed. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
Mm-hmm.
What do you think we should call it?
Mm-hmm.
The last ring, Maxi. That's right. The last ring, Maxi.
That's right, Maxi. LG Maxi. LG Maxi.
Mm-hmm.
I want to try running up, Maxi. Mr. Rugg.
you have a chance. It takes me 10 years to fucking to buy what I need to buy. Oh you
kid maxing? You still kid maxing? Yeah, I'm kid maxing. Oh gosh you guys okay okay.
Alright. I'm kid maxing. I'm kid maxing. I'm not gear mogging like you guys are. I'm just
throwing at my failures. Hey you just maxing. You just maxing. It'll happen. That'll happen.
I
Never you're a big man
Take your time
Relax Max. Oh, I think the scenic about Max. Oh, hi Max
Gesture goonie was that was just a goonie. Oh, you know what that is. You want to know what that is?
You don't know. No, you're
We're ready enough boys, we're locked.
Generally refers to acting like a fool, engaging in low IQ behavior or in some context becoming
completely lost in a singular, often unproductive or nonsensical activity.
Just a goody, just a goody, just a goody, just a goody, just a goody, just a goody right
now.
We're literally just a goody as we're reading the definition of just a goody.
What are the chances?
For knowledge maxing.
Oh my God, bro.
This is not the best way to the day, peace of mind.
Do you worry, good sir, last?
All right, hey, ball.
Last raid, best raid.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, last raid, best raid.
You have a goon at work?
I'll be chucking my meat all the time under the,
while you guys are watching.
What the hell, dude?
Jester Goon, exactly, exactly.
What's that?
Chad Fishing? What's Chad Fishing?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Chad Fishing. Oh my god.
It's like cat fishing but with guys.
Chad Fishing. Chad Fishing.
You chad fishing?
Hmm.
You chad fishing?
Gesture gooning?
And frame logging?
Holy shit.
Hold on.
Like Thanos.
He's got to collect two more.
Hmm.
Can you consider yourself a Maxing lexicon or a Jester archetype?
What?
I said, dude.
I'm cheating.
What?
Like, what would you like?
Good question.
He's good question, Max.
Would you be, like, a gesture archetype?
I don't know what that is.
Or a Maxing Lexacard.
Let's ride!
I
That's why last game best game I hear boys last game best game
Then I'm burger maxing burger and shit maxing
I'm gonna sit max and then burger mug right after this
What?
I can die.
Shut up, Jester Guter.
Until we know you're archetype, don't talk.
Yeah, I'm archetype!
Like, what trait do you think you are?
Are you a Jester trait or a Maxing Chad?
Like, what do you consider yourself to be, Clark?
Hey, so you want to know if I made Jester Max?
No, no, no, no, listen carefully.
Listen, listen up, buddy.
Listen carefully.
You're not listening.
Think of it like your Arch Raiders.
Think of it like your Raiders traits.
And you left or right.
Now you can be a Jester archetype,
or you can be a Min-Max-Chad lexicon.
Which one would you pick?
What?
And you can't dune bait to this either
I don't know what you're saying
His corners all of us are spiking
Yeah, he's died by a taxi
100%
What is that?
What?
I think it's when you're fat
No, we're rocketeers, boom boom
Oh, I don't know. I don't know
And follow you boys
They could have some action
All right, where are the people at I'm trying to get to Blaston
Bring my day out bring it back now
Don't you worry, I got you chief follow me boys
The thriller out tonight is the thriller thriller
Oh
Of course I walk right to it
And that's just a little bit jester of me
Hey, my good one getting jester is
this is the game bait, trying to fucking get killed
Bochi, where are you going over there?
they're dying to these boys
what the hell dude?
take over, take over, take over
what's he doing over there?
I got you, I got you.
Is there another one?
Nope.
Ow.
Ow, Maxing.
Um, what?
Did you loot this guy?
The guy on my left.
Alright.
Do you loot, Pete?
Whoa.
No, that guy had nothing on him. He's rich, but I just killed the guy that was in friendship
No, I just killed the guy that was shooting
Yeah, I had no guns
Then how are they shooting?
Exactly. So you're just a man
Misery man, you have the gesture trait
Are you the you the mall archetype?
I
He's me back to you's me back to you
Which would you do to achieve?
Hopefully someone pushing this who is all the people add
Are the lads at that's what I'm saying
You just have any time no, I've got to bring it entirely and have this entire time
To your back to the power I need a cortisol fight right now someone please
I
Me jerk Max you what he's like you like he's like you like you like you like you like you
Will newt Max in the discord you have a run holy crap
Follow me boys
Yeah, I think we can just go back and do it.
That's how they, that's how they...
Hmm...
We, like, we, there's a, there's a clique up there that's upset!
You see that?
Yeah, he's red light district.
You see that?
Hmm.
It's red light district.
That's a certified goon max here of the Jester archetype.
Let's push down.
No doubt, no doubt there.
I
Don't we're going to timeline over here
All of the gang
Good luck with that Max
Follow me gang.
Come on boys, come on.
Hold on, I had to wait for that thing.
How to get to Guptower.
Follow me crew.
Dude, I can't believe there's nobody here.
That's what I'm saying, where's all the people at?
Nobody's doing nothing, man.
Okay.
Hey, it's in Hydra, Hydra, they're fighting in Hydra, oh for fuck's sake.
Where's Hydra at?
Oh, well let's kill him!
What are we doing here team?
Let's ride!
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys
Which I brought fed making this process a lot more gorgeous
We either die and they're die maxing right to the West
Die maxing
You see what a fuck back a long night of dictionary we get off. Yeah big maxing
You don't come back tomorrow. It's like at least three. We're pissed
This place he's just is on Mr. Rogue, I'm gonna leave him and I, Max.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna fuck Max.
He might be fucking Max.
And if the case that kills you, I won't be leaving you at all.
Oh, he's now on me.
And now it's my turn to die.
Hey, CloakD.
Hey, G.
I'm really appreciate if you deepfucked me.
Hey, Cloak.
We need a deepfuck.
I need a deep air, but ASAP
ASAP, ASAP
Get away, nope
Oh, I'm dead
This is such a good last run
Happy little video with the boys
He's one, I downed one, I downed one, there's another one on me
There's only two, bro, why are you 160?
What are you fucking talking about, you cuntlord?
Why are you maxing?
I'm burn maxing.
I'm getting lasered.
We are both just a maxing.
Great last raid maxing, boys.
Great last raid maxing.
I
It's time to give up
It might be it might be time if that's already button butter. Yep. Yeah
Well, what if we what if we risk max these guys?
But that I was on my tech stream at the very end there
See
Yeah
Good luck on the good luck on the red. So I'll be watching it
say oh hello good sir how are you on this fine day I would love to be revived
max whenever you're done frame mocking me just a good day oh my god
I just got it fucking bad.
Oh, good justice.
Well, yeah.
Excellent range, excellent range.
Well, could have done better.
That was, could have gone better, could have gone better.
Out great last raid boys great last raid. I think close. He's already gone. Yes. He is. Yep. Yep the Irish goodbye Max does
Alright, I will be getting off. I will be getting off is time to burger Matt burger max and sit bug
so
I will be seeing you later teeth
Okay, all right, I'll be ordering in my dreams. Okay sounds good later
All right, I'm getting off maxing on get off maxing
Good night gentlemen. Good night. Good night everybody. Have a good night now
You had a much better day than yesterday
Yeah, Vod. So yeah, I figured out tonight that apparently the twitch Vod's aren't posted. I don't know why I'll get those back up
I'll get those back up lickety split right after the stream. I'll go take a look at it right now
Mm-hmm. I'll go take a look at it right now. All right boys. Good night. Good night now
Good night everybody
Have a silly little night
Well, the silly little dreams perhaps
As well as silly and little things per chance
Her baby if you ever so desire
Good night now. Good night now
Good night everybody
Good night everybody. Good night now
Good night now gang. Have a good one. Rest easy rest up now rest easy gang
Rest up. Rest easy. Good night now
Good night
Go on
I
Good night
Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night gang. Good night now
Have a good night now everybody have a good night now gang
Holy shit, no, no, just haven't we did something
Okay, I got emote to sniff my armpeds.
A great closer.
Alright, good night now, gang.
Good night, everybody. Good night, everybody. Have a good one.
Have a sniff vaccine. Good night now. Good night now. Good night, everybody.
Alright, good night. Good night now, gang. Good night now. Have a good one.
Good night now, gang.
Good night everybody. Good night. Good night. Good night! Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night.
I'm gonna go shit back to the brick-o-mogu!