Thank you.
You
It might be Wednesday!
It's Thursday!
Let's go!
How are you
Bogy ladies doing on this
fine big man Thursday
gentlemen?
Yes, yes, yes boys!
Yes, oopsie, oopsie,
I don't have been all these days kind of run together you know how it is
It was a movie movie movies Thursday Thursday whatever the fuck Thursday Thursday Thursday thick man Thursday
Where's my music at give me that give me my music give my music. I want to have music
I'm not flanking, and I'm not muted. I'm sorry, but I do the offense. I have no announcements
except for
No, I have no announcements. I have no announcements.
Ookaki? No, that's not an announcement. That's not an announcement.
That's what your mom loves. Now listen to me very closely, gentlemen.
Listen to me very closely. Tonight, tonight, I don't want to hear...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
We're playing Marathon all night long until the end of the stream.
That's what's going on. That's what's going on. That's what's going on.
to what's going on. Alright pal? We're playing Marathon Unsponsored till the end of the stream
all night long with Mr. Nick Murgs and Mr. Rogue. That's what's going on tonight. That's
what's going on tonight. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what's going on tonight. And for those of you
guys saying, oh, Marathon sucks. Marathon's trash. Save it. Fuck it. Save it. Fuck
you save it save it take it and shove it way up your ass for me if you will you
gentlemen it has been seven hours and 16 minutes since the release of marathon it's actually
not even released if you are already okay going this and that and this and that if you can have
fun on a new game on day one! I don't care if it's marathon or goon simulator 5 or
or or Hintai extravaganza step sister edition if you can't have fun on day
They won!
I'm in the game!
Let me tell ya, it's not the games fault.
It's not the games fault, I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you that right here, right now.
All right boys, let me get the game.
Let me get the game.
Get your LTX out, get your LTX out.
I want everybody to type LTCH in the chat for me,
will ya?
Let's get them all out.
Get some LTCHs in the chat.
Here we go, get some LTCHs.
Here we go. Get him. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out.
Alright, get his knees again. I don't even care if you spam it.
You can spam it if you like. Go ahead, spam it. And get it all out.
And we're good. Okay, good. Let's get the game together.
Let's get the game together. We're gonna have a good time tonight.
We have a good time tonight. Fun time.
Now we have a good time. Fun time. That's what it's all about.
That's what it's all about. Having a good time.
That's what it's all about. Let me take a sip of the silly boys.
Join me if you ever so desire.
Well that's delicious, that's delicious.
By the way, we're getting Hammond's knife.
I've already talked to Nick Merckx, we're getting Hammond.
Join us if you want to, we're getting Hammond.
That's the plan tonight, that's the plan.
I've got four voodoo ranges,
and two of them are tall boys, two of them are regulars.
That's enough for me to get pretty smizzily.
I got some back up as well if needed.
We are, we are, we are, we're getting, join us if you'd like.
Join us if you'd like boys, join us if you'd like.
Well, let me get the gang, let me get the gang.
Mr. Nick Merks, how are you on this fine day?
Hello, hello.
Hello, good sir, hello.
I just, four, four voodoo rage,
what's a voodoo rage or what?
Oh, voodoo rage or what?
Let me tell you, have you ever wanted to start
beating people, but you just don't have the energy to get up and start doing it.
Have you ever had if you ever wanted to run around the town windows rolled down
yell and slurs? I mean, it's hidden potholes, maybe crashing into a tree,
but you just can't get the motivation to do it. All right.
Let me tell you something. I got something for you, big man.
I got something for you, big man. I got something for you, big man.
Um, it's just one little sip and we it's just
You're on the train. Let's let's let's yeah one little sip and you're on the train. Okay. Let me tell you
I am getting I'm the conductor of this train tonight. I'm the conductor. I am I'm releasing the hatch
Uber eats beer. Oh, yes, you can right? Yes. No, you can you can you can Uber eats you a favor for me. I
Don't love beer, but I'm gonna try talking to his life. Oh, dude. Yeah, try
voodoo?
it did?
let's
Ranger
guys which one should we start off with?
should we start off with the regular one or the juice force?
guys which flavor of voodoo ranger?
either we start them off with the regular right?
that says it turns you into a great person
regular?
juice force?
when you drink juice force you just have a happy guy
that's all
listen it works
grab the juice force
the light blue container
light blue container
the juice force
the light blue container
juice force
the voodoo ranger
juice force
voodoo ranger
mm-hmm
you see it for real
The light blue one.
Nice.
Eh.
Yeah.
My way!
Yeah!
My way!
Yeah!
I'm assuming if you saw my voodoo ranger's peel, did you see my peel before that real
quick?
I saw it.
I caught the very end of you just letting these guys know it's done.
Did you hear about the, did you hear me say hentai sex simulator?
Steps is tradition. Nope. I missed the okay. All right.
I'll read. I'll get you later on that one. I'll get you later.
Yeah. Can you catch grip speed before we go in? I would like to note something. I would
like to ask something and this is to you, Mr. Nick Murgs, your gentlemen, my gentlemen.
I am having already a bit of problems with the game. I am not right now. It's perfectly
fine. My mouse is moving smooth as fuck. But like sometimes my mouse in menus, not
actual game when I'm moving around but in menus will lag I mean abysmally I can't control the screen
Timmy was having the same problem right?
I think it might just be a keyboard mouse thing I have fixed it by going into the settings and
changing UI refresh rate from medium press apply and then press high and then press apply and
then like 50% of the time that'll fix it but has anyone else figured out a way to fix that more
more permanently. Let me see. Let me see the chance cooking up there because I don't have
it. It's a boner with a controller. You know what I mean?
Oh, it's a capture card overlay. It's because he's streaming. It always is a capture card.
Oh, no. Tim did plug in a controller and whenever he ran into this, he would just
swap to the roller and then swap back and then he'd be like, it would start working
Okay, maybe I'll just try and plug in my mouse out and back in whatever happens
Okay, well, honestly, it seems to be fixed until I all time which unfortunately I do have to have a little bit of treatment
So yeah, yeah, but we'll be fine. We'll be fine. Dude. I am ready to dive in there's so I can already tell there's so much to learn
I I've already upgraded one of my things down here. Have you seen this if it looks
Scavenger.exe loot speed increases how quickly items are revealed when looting containers. I got that one
Oh, yeah, we need that one. That's the goop reader. That's the goop reader. That's the goop find it.
By we are what level are you are you are you level one? I'm level one. I'm level one. Oh my god your rank one
Okay, okay. Okay. We go perimeter. Okay. Hold on. Are you a little before so we have to go with the graph rogue and all
I each other will click okay, okay?
Got it. I see we have to join only join my discord join my discord yours. Okay got it
Mr. Rogue, how you doing?
Hello.
How are you on this fine night, good shit?
Struggling to get through a tutorial, Buster.
Struggling to get through a tutorial.
Did you know?
Okay, so I was having composite my keyboard earlier in the menus and stuff.
So much so that it actually opened up my menu, pressed escape, and pressed enter
to close the game all by itself without me touching the keyboard mouse.
Um, so, massive amount of...
Is that a sign?
They gotta change right there.
They get...
No, it's not a sign.
No, no, but...
You know they have multiple...
You're not starting already.
You know they have multiple tutorials.
When I loaded back in, it was a completely different tutorial.
They have multiple tutorials.
Yeah.
So wait, we could just be RNG'd right now?
Yeah.
Like, I could be in a completely different one?
Yeah, yeah.
Multiple tutorials.
Cause I would...
It happened during the tutorials where I had to play a new tutorial.
And it was a completely different one.
Holy fuck.
Holy buildings.
Holy shit.
Oh Christ.
Well, you had a mouse freeze some of that. Yeah, my mouse is having a little bit issues. Okay, you fix that one again in the game
I'm not sure what's going on. I didn't have that problem
Well, we can show you what's up. Well, you were told Pina how you used to ride horses. Oh great. You want to bring that up one million
Yeah, he was a skunk
Aquarian no, you can yeah, you know, oh, he like when he puts a little stick under his crotch and he mays by his mouth
No, you're talking about like show ponies and shit that you know, that's what you did some ponies
Stands on horses and those tricks. Oh
That's cool horse. Oh fuck them, but it's quick. It's quick. Whatever you do in your life
Me and Nick Merckx will support you. We will right and no matter how fucking
We
You freak off freak off right now don't make me don't make me freak mug you
I heard that you and closely were mugging last night your officer were mugging on clothes
You we were we were we were sex maxing closely and and and and big body him
Yes sex we are not bringing the vaccine in the fogging is there any sponsors it's not
No, I have no sponsors. I okay, so we can be normal. Yeah, we can be normal
We can be normal. I'm inviting rogue now, and then I don't even know how to access this key to this box
Don't have to leave the tutorial. I
Know you have to complete that you can't you can't skip okay? Well, I need a quick. So I have you on steam
Have you I have you on the Park Raiders
That's the is that steams that drink me like you see me, but it's just I think it's a team
Okay, let me let me see you. You see me your friend code. We chat. How do I first name? Okay? Yeah first team first game
I'm actually getting one guy by this tutorial
I know I know but I don't know where the key card is
Oh
Should I believe that
I need to like can I repeat the instructions or something?
There's some key card I gotta grab there's no key card in the ground. There's a computer you have to put something in do
So you grab the heels of the med cabinet all right you then heal yourself then you walk up to the computer
You press E on it then you go into the bathroom
You cut open a crate and then you go to where it says to go and then you extract
That's the whole tutorial. Oh, yeah proceed to X. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm
Give me that code mistake legs
Hmm. I just found it. I just thought
I know
Yes, it's ready. It's crazy. You're just one
You all right, I'm just gonna say this for all our chats guys
You want to spend the next seven hours typing in chat about how much you hate marathon and be miserable short?
But I would highly recommend instead of being miserable for seven hours having fun for seven hours
But we're all in a floating rock and we're gonna die so fucking relax
Holy shit. We are eventually going to die
Everybody
There you go
Wait, are you Slip?
I don't know how to heal.
What's your name, man, I'm good.
Are you Slip?
I don't know if I Slip, I have no idea.
I'm not Slip.
Is your AVI a chicken?
No, I'm Mr. Peanut, like the actual peanut guy.
Are you an idiot?
What?
Did you have me?
I think I did.
Let me try again.
Yes, send invite.
I said you'd invite.
Is it a game?
No, it's Steam!
Steam, friends!
thing the front the friend code thing
they might be one of your guys we all
that's literally what we're doing this
fuck it
yeah
uh add a friend nope pending invites I
think Nick might be too scared to ask
but Nick wanted to ask earlier if you
know he said what are we playing this
for the full seven yes let me let me go
ahead and send you my friend code
this is Nick Maxie young hold on um
I like to use my question yes guys
hot tape we're playing the new game on
the first day it's out all day yeah hot take hot take hot take hot take hot take hot take
hot take where massive hot take i don't have it together send me your code send me your
code i already sent you my code
i'm gonna kill both of you i'm gonna kill both of you wait what do you mean i'm not causing
any issues here i actually got out of the extract i sent you an invite i still don't see you
Where- where's everybody at?
Okay.
Do I need to handle this?
I- I don't know what this guy's up to.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
Okay.
Mr. Peanut, send invite.
Invite, send invite, send invite, send invite to Mr. Peanut.
Okay. Okay.
Now I'm gonna go to-
If I had you and you had me-
I'm gonna kill you.
In the game.
Okay.
It's a good prayer question.
I don't-
If we both had each other's-
Badeen!
What should we add?
Actually, that does make sense.
Okay.
Okay, that actually does make sense. I'm actually not seeing you on my I'm gonna fucking freak out
Oh, no, okay, we're friends we're friends that is exactly how it works. We invite the play
Oh, you're wrong. Oh, I'm silly Billy Johnson. I'm silly Billy
You got a baby, maybe you didn't tell him about your name being silly K
Wait, he usually pulls a hundred K outs that's gonna hurt. I am 20 minutes and 40 seconds in
Yo, how about you pull 40k 20 minutes and 48 seconds in your team? Okay, I'm gonna talk to me you piece of shit
It might be I have no invite
You can do it live this game might be it type shit with the like it felt pretty smooth enough in that tutorial
Okay, let me okay, I am having a hard time I'm having a very hard time here
I don't want your invite. I don't want anything from you. I I don't want I don't want to talk to you
I don't want to I don't want to be around you
Okay, bro, how do I put it in my game so I can hide my screen
What do you mean I don't want the game?
I don't want to pull up the steam.
Dude, hide your screen!
And then accept...
Click the online.
Huh?
You see the bottom right? It says 14 out... or how many people online?
On the game?
Yeah, on the game.
Yeah, I got it, yep.
Click that, and then there's a little mini-mini on the side, friends.
Guys, honestly, we might not be playing any games tonight.
Alright, looks like a couple of you guys got your wish.
Looks like we might not even be playing Marathon Night.
THIS FACE MOTHERFUCKER CANNOT WORK A COMPUTER!
Aw, I'm in it.
He's only 20 minutes in.
But I didn't hear the invite on Steam.
I hate you.
I hate you with any fiber in my being.
I- I-
I-
Just shut the fuck up and shift him.
Shift him and shift him.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Yup, here we go.
Bang.
Sasuke looks cool.
Dude, what character do you get?
I still don't see it in my game.
I-
I can't-
I don't even play the peanut. I'm talking to Nick kinda. I can't do it. I'm inviting. I'm inviting. I'm gonna buy you a hundred times
you know three four five
six if you seven eight nine
Ten just about you ten times
I go to Jack's from this guy find you there
He joins me
Cuz I can't
Alright
Look at my screen. Okay listen
I'm gonna join you to show that it takes someone with three and a half brain cells to do it and then I'm gonna go back to my
I'm lobby ready for this
Join crew wait don't don't go anywhere yet. Hold on. Are you redacted?
Here we go. Yeah, you are you?
Wait, what level are you wrong? I'm zero one. Okay, then I have some random fucker in my game
Bro, it's me. You're dumb.
No, no, no. It's your leader.
I'm redacted. I'm redacted.
Oh, oh, oh, you're redacted.
Okay. Okay. Now, Rogue's gone for some reason.
Let me invite Rogue.
There you go.
Yeah, I need you, leader.
Yes. See?
Okay.
The smart guy gets it done.
Not this dumb motherfucker.
The smart guy.
The level 15.
I should be IGL the whole night.
Finally.
We are ready to go.
Finally.
All right.
Does everybody have your kit on?
I honestly don't have any equipment or cores or shield or anything.
Does anyone know how to get a shield?
Oh, okay, you can't do that. It's got a free kid right now. You got a free kid right now. No, no, no
I'm not thinking I'm not thinking
No, wait unless we can give you a shield this freaking give you a shield
Like a little one. Okay. Let me see. Let me see
No, no, it doesn't really little guy. No, it doesn't. No, I just put it on it
She'll even see where she'll this oh, it might actually might in my I don't know
I think it does. I think it does. Okay, we'll do we will do okay. We'll do free kids
I'll do a free kid because okay, what a map that's not gonna happen guys. You can be as well
Okay, wait wait check your contracts because I'm trying to do these contracts. It says in perimeter
Okay, so we gotta go perimeter defeat you ESC combat units and skin and FTL array at any of the UESC radio towers in the
Beach, I literally know what that means. We're going perimeter
We're going to the perimeter. Is that the middle way to the perimeter? Yeah
Okay, we'll do the middle. Oh, it's just began ready. I'm no we get it
Is it welcome to Tau city one two? What welcome to Tau city?
Shine, please. What's the question? What's the question?
It's the only question you can guess. Yes. Yes. Yes, you guys both have the correct question good good. Good job
Remember error a crew member has an error preventing deployment
I'm gonna I'm gonna bend you both over. I'm gonna whip it out on you
I'm gonna slide it in back and forth while I whisper sweet
Oh, I got pretty pretty if that red thing doesn't go away like 10 seconds. Yeah, ready up
Run restricted crew and eligible for beginner. Oh, dude. I can't play why not?
Cuz I'm not a beginner. I
Okay
You guys put that sponsored kid on how do you do that? You just don't on you're still not okay?
I click that in the vault because you want to go to the armory, and then it's a giant yellow box buy it
And then you just drag it yeah
I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to play first person
I'm I love our concept. I'm ready to play on first person's canvas last stick
I'm ready to I'm ready for some first person's an accident PVP a little first person a PVP yellow apex
That's my jam. That's my jam. I love a pegs
Locked in wait. Are we supposed to hire a screen? I know we're a TV shit
I don't want to like get disrespectful off the rib, but I got the best shot on apex the best shot
Yeah, you're literally talking to a predator is what yeah, but I'm the only guy
Back-to-back a pegs predator season four season five
I don't know if I'm a former but that's no Apex player
Rogue was literally number one in the world
In what?
Yeah, that's fine, bro. Right right makes the best one type shit. All right, let's get in there
Do we hide our speeds? I don't know. Wait, hold on a minute. Wait, Nick
Did you find your best teammate in ranked deeds? Didn't you find out I'm not gonna have my speed see what happens?
When do I play my intro is it right now I I don't think you could play
Let's ride!
I
Hey, we were pretty odd spot that edge right there. We just got it right
Baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah
Yeah, acquire
What happens when I overheat like what do I
think I think I don't know you just can't run anymore it's like stamina but
backwards
oh that's okay because you're a robot oh and in a row you have a double job so
like if you're gonna take fall damage right here jump I think I'm gonna I've
Something what do I what do I got what character are you? I have no idea
Why oh this needs a rock. Oh fuck wait. Are you the camo chick?
No, no, no, I don't know. I'm definitely not the camo chick. This is like a look or something
Can I not see it is there any way to see?
Oh, some some. Oh, what's going on there?
Yeah, that's that little L1 you did, right?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who are all these hoodlums?
I don't even know, but there's no exclusion on that.
Oh, score!
That was mine. All right, okay, I swear to God if one of those red testicles comes and touches me again.
Wait, I'll move that.
Okay, boys, the best part about this game is the one-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
The best part about this game is the quick heal, it's like a smart heal, whenever you need it, it fucking heals you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought I shouldn't actually be using my own heals.
Gotcha!
Yeah, exactly, just use your smart heal.
Okay, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh, search take MBO?
Oh god, the PSU recharging, let's go.
Chiff and Sam?
What's the type of...
Oh no.
Raw chicken tender.
You get some raw chicken titties in that red gloom.
Here are the roof!
Die!
Okay, alright guys, get me out of this area now.
No, no, no, no, we can get to do this thing in Calibre, man.
Acquire a new Calibre.
We gotta, we gotta scan the Ft.
Wait, wait, wait.
Defeat UESC and primitive we need one more robot. We'll look like that
Oh
Mods go ahead and time anyone out that you see that saying the game is terrible or sucks
Yeah, I have no respect for anyone with such a polarizing opinion seven hours and 40s deers 40 minutes deep
No respect no respect
Seven hours and 40 minutes, and you got a conclusive one or ten star review. Yeah, okay
No, I'm talking about like you see
Okay, okay.
Damn it.
There, get the smurf, you know.
Actually, that's gonna be too many to do.
Honestly, let's go ahead and let him ride.
You're doing your best.
Let him rip it.
You'd be extra time if you're not doing anything,
do it, but you know.
Okay.
Hmm.
Oh.
What?
Oh, yeah.
You will see real good smiles in pain.
Sister's act.
Oh, you know, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
What is that?
I gotta kill one more robot for my day.
Oh there's a real guy, real guy, real guy, real guy, got him down.
He's dead.
Hey wait, I actually killed one.
I killed one, I killed one.
Take that! Who can take that?
Wait, am I talking to the game?
Am I talking to the game?
You guys hear me?
I'm coming.
I gotta buy my force.
I can tell them to piece shit before I kill them.
If I can get out of this building, I'm coming.
I'm out.
Keep turning in.
Oh.
Christian talk.
What's the big voice?
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now, can't you?
You hear me in the game?
I'm coming down here.
They're to the northeast on the river top.
What you hear me the game when I take this who's this actually use me to rogue rogue. Can you hear me right now?
Can you hear now?
Nothing. No, I do is come to audio. So I consulate up. We got you got you. Okay. Let me
I'm not here, you know, do we have a disabled now do it now?
No, look, I see your bike moving. We don't hear it. Okay. I feel like that's a game
Oh
Wait wait wait wait make sure your voice audio output is on the right one
I see I don't know what I have no idea
We said input it should be right
I
Do some of my
Voice chat is off that
Loading loading loading loading. Oh, I got you got you got you
That's your job going in
I'm shooting a dead guy
Good work. Good work. Take that hooligan. Take that
Go for the second I got
I got to eat my settings
This guy has some stuff up here bro.
I'm stupid to have it.
I'm stupid.
It's just kind of hard to like, figure out.
So will you hover over something, Rogue?
No, I figured out that.
I figured out that.
I just figured out what he was for fucking what.
It's like hard to figure that one out.
What the hell does a patch get for?
That's just time.
You really just want the, like, the shields.
This guy had a ton of sand.
Like the red ones?
The red ones.
That heals flesh.
Okay, that's the flash and I gotta figure out what the armor on the shield are like all black and a little bit of red
Would you get these guys are packing back here boys?
We don't like so what I needed the buddy
I don't need the Larry one
Green one to go really in the body too, I think and if you don't
I got more than I got more than oh
Jesus Christ
I'll change my settings
Wait, I'm gonna talk in game again. Tell me you can hear me ready. Hello. Hello. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Oh, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just realized my mic is coming through because if you hold down the talk button and you don't talk
It's like a speaker phone, but when you talk it actually shows the the lines who's coming through 100%
I don't know
I think you're gonna put the bike still it can't be because look
Now when I talk it shows up at the bottom lap
well
oh
you just can't feel a ray at any uesc radio tower in perimeter
whatever
cardio kid
are you okay?
I'm fucking loud ammo
are these depleted ones?
yeah I'm running out of ammo two boys
we're gonna find something in these buildings
yeah
so these depleted shield chargers are just like kind of like a shit shield charge?
yeah
Like for like what if you really voice that isn't working right now. It's bugged. I think that kind of sucks
How is that positive I was I was doing it in the knows play that
Budgie said pop-shot won't be available on release probably because it's broken right now on
Okay
Yeah, I don't know if they're good.
Oh.
It's not bad.
Do you want it?
What, what, what, what, what?
There's over one AR on there.
It's not bad.
Shhh.
I've got this.
We are T now.
Do you have ammo for that?
I'm using light and heavy.
I've got, like, a little bit of all.
Yeah.
Light's good.
Mm-hmm.
Lights is that green one?
Yeah, I got it.
Lights, what you use for AR and SMG, I think.
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
AR is good.
It's good.
It's cool, boys.
Okay, I heard there's only 18 players a rate.
There's definitely three.
Nine.
He's killed the whole village.
We were talking out there.
That's nine.
Plus us.
That's 12.
Oh, there's more up here.
Yeah, maybe one or two more teams.
Free money here.
I don't have either.
Should we charge it there?
I'll just save it for the last player.
the FTL array at any UESC radio tower perimeter that radio tower scan FTL
array at any UESC radio tower perimeter so we need to find a radio tower
We're going through the real life, oh we're directly under it, we're directly under it,
He's on a roof
Now you're there I think this way oh gee
It's right there
It's right above us
You see that that green hexagon right here by us. It says contact objective, which is what we're trying to do
Oh, yeah, okay
Oh and found the ladder got it
Yeah, we need something with it
I should see the terminal
Got it
I don't think I can steal your ever like I can take it
It's only one person. Oh fulfilled. Oh fulfilled fulfilled fulfilled not failed. Not bad
We guys take your top right screen to the same check to complete
Complete complete complete. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. Yeah, what oh?
We out and we're kind of kind of nasty if this game kind of disgusting
Stand back boys I'll handle these clankers. Good thing, huh? Good I am.
Good, yeah.
And where's the extra attack?
Close to one. The east wall.
Don't kill me.
something new you'd be surprised this is true that's for some reason a hot
I'm not dead.
Something's weird reason.
Thank you, good job.
Appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I'm like, thank you, but it's very kind to be met.
I'm trying to get those.
I'm talking about losing speed max and stop.
Exactly.
Oh
Fuck drew
I think I think I was gonna get out of the game. I think I was gonna switch to happy game
Why talk about doing that's true. That's true. Good point. Good point
Is there how we should is like a timer on this how long do we sit here?
Oh, wait wait, now you see the 10 for 10.
Oh, gosh, you got your game, okay.
Oh, we see what this does.
Oh, I got a little crab I could shoot out of my pussy or something.
You see that?
You don't see that?
You see what I was throwing at the, you don't see that?
At the Hoosie-Doozie?
Yeah, I didn't see it.
Alright, well it was there. You just had to leave me in this one.
Everybody saw it! Boys, tell him! Boys, tell him! Everybody saw it except for you.
Ah, trust you, boss.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
We are right over here.
Dude, I want to use that.
Dude, there's like...
That's all, boys, up first.
I have like two purple guns already. I got purple armor.
Oh, okay, you're just mugged.
Oh my God. Yeah, he's loomogged.
He's not loomogged. We're not doing the mob.
Oh my god, oh my he's he's shield maxing. He's shield maxing blue foggy and shield maxing
Which take my rewards I
Did something wrong I I must have picked my button. It's I everything's red rank rewards. Oh, it's a cutscene. Oh
Enjoy. Oh, I skipped it
Who's movies? That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
In Perimeter, Sabotage, Uset, Constantina, and either North or South, we need to unblock faster than light communications with Sol.
Okay, faster than light!
Also, each runner's shield is equipped with a prime ability that defines that self-sintended enagnment style.
Use the ability to defeat hostile especially runners so we need to do prime ability
You know if that means that your ultimate?
Yeah, that's your ultimate.
Oh, shit.
That'll be good.
Yeah, that's your ultimate.
All resistance reduces the amount of damage you take after falling.
I'd love to be able to like see it.
I think that one's probably, I'm doing that one.
I'm not doing that one.
I'm doing.
Why why can I upgrade scavenger.exe you said is it you do the lead when I do it
What can't I why can't I just press the purchase button on the right? I can't I got 3.1 K
It only cost 2.5 K, but it's great out. I
Know I've already did it once I'm looking for the second one
Is it is your way we do this
You're rig 2 you need to be rig 4. Oh, yeah, sciac rank 4. Yeah, okay, okay
Increases data card credit rewards by 50% this bonus added to these stacks with the informer 100% you give me what money?
You tell you you blow my back out. I you're jerking my wiener. I'm absolutely 100% gonna do that right now
Anything that makes me tons of space dollars. I am I'm doing first and foremost
We're saving all our our upgrades for money boys space money space dollars more space dollars more power
little lot box okay what a little green something
store fall resistance no no no that's not me that's not me that's not me that's
not me that's not me money space dollar that's what's that based on
I don't know, space dollars boys, space dollars. That's what we need.
Take the little chances right there, you like that?
Huh?
It's your Thursday.
I'll be over eating.
Can I have that real big of a deal, please?
Alright, you like that?
You like that?
No?
Okay, I'll word.
Alright, okay, word.
Word, word, word.
I thought it was cool.
You know what?
I'm gonna do it two more times.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna do it two more times.
Watch this.
I
Time
You that's a cool transition, you know it's a cool transition. You know that is you have to call transition
Thank you boys. Thank you boys more
if you so desire, if you so desire,
I'm at your service, perhaps one more,
perhaps another encore, perhaps.
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you.
We'll get some more later, we'll get some more later.
Let me get my kid together right here.
Oh, is that, wait, is that actually that loud?
Wait, is that too loud?
We guys, that's too loud to know.
I can't really tell.
No, no, okay, okay, good.
Okay, good.
I can play another recon game, peanut.
Well, uh, I just figured out.
Recon?
Is that a good one?
I don't know.
Uh, since you like looting all that shit, I'd say so.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and...
You can actually have a little Crypto Druid and see if people's loot out of their
hands.
Are you sure that's...
Are you 100% sure that's when I'm on?
Uh, it looks like the exact same character that you were using.
But yeah, I think so.
Okay.
I don't know what the little packets of
Vape do
I have a lot of time understanding what anything doesn't make a reaction. Yeah, I yeah
This is definitely a complex game. It isn't no
Good shielding and go on and pepper shit. You guys are a little smarter than me. I think
One could say that one
One could say that one can say that one can say that one can say that
So with that being said listen, man
I played about three hours really start understanding the majority of the stuff you guys gonna play for about an hour or two hours
It's gonna start clicking you know where everything goes all the little all the little hoosie-doos
See knowledge bogginess
Is he is he info maxing?
You just are a good time
This course all this bike is course all this biking
Where's my contract at where's my contract I want
If I'm gonna use another sponsor kid or I need to re put new shit on I'm not using this budget kid no more
I'm I'm okay. I'm running my shit
I'm gonna go support
I'm gonna go I'm just gonna go shit little line about I'm bringing seven stacks. I'm not running out you
Yeah, yeah, yeah bring bring like two
Bring like two things that heals for shields and whites. Oh, you're gonna be good. I'm bringing I'm bringing I'm bringing six of each
It's six six six six six six
Uh, Rogue, back back on the lower right.
Do you have one?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait.
You sure?
Oh, yeah.
It's a white one.
8XS med pack, and we also have an 8XS base pack.
Cook, cook.
They want to hate for an opinion.
That's all right.
I enjoyed GSB.
Thank you again, Mr. Drew, my boy.
Thank you again, my boy.
Yeah, Mr. Drew, I would do a little fun fact for you, Mr. Drew.
Little tip for you, Mr. Drew.
I do appreciate you, big man.
But Super Saturn on the first day of a new game release, it'll put you right in the line of fire.
You can't fall out there, big man.
Right there, fuck through, Mr. President, fuck through. Watch out for that.
Watch out for Mr. Drew. It'll put you right in the line of fire.
You never want to do those Super Chats or nothing on the first day of any game release.
It'll put you right in the line of fire.
I'm sorry to show people through.
Hey! You back off! Dude's a good man! He is a good man!
You throw a drone on your peanut.
Well, you're not throwing a drone on me.
You're not throwing a drone on me.
No, but if you do, it heals your flesh and shield.
You're not throwing a drone on me.
Why wouldn't you want that?
You're not throwing a drone on me.
Why wouldn't you want that?
You said since then.
I think he's having flashbacks.
You throw that drone on him.
You throw that. Well, I'm just going to look at let me read you.
So it's got like, oh, so I can like literally call like a drone. I need to like,
like literally revive you. It's lifeline, bro. Yes. You can revive me from a hundred yards away.
You chuck it at me. We have to see man.
That gameplay. Yes. You're cute. Maxing.
I feel like he played with a good lifeline and you're like, but like,
like it's not the main character energy and it's not it's not it's not it's fucking
not it's a lifeline I'll give you a couple more later on I'll give you a couple more
later on guys oh why don't we why don't we go and max all right and stop
I see a lot of I see a lot of Jester Maxing right now if I to be honest
How are you the one who's played for the most hours and you're coming in with the cheapest kid?
He kind of plays like that. He's what do you call it? What are you?
I forgot it's a video game. So what do you call people like that? It's
Some, um, uh, bits or something.
Uh, pussy.
Mmm, CC boy.
CC boy.
What are you, one of those CC boys?
You got some hands with your one-one stick out and all again.
CC boy.
Give me a damn.
No god, 18 or more than one night.
If your hands don't look like this.
If you don't work in those mines.
Mmm.
The Root Ops!
The Roots!
Mr. Drew, Mr. Drew, my man!
Let's ride!
I
Ride
Oh, it's very kind man. Excellent penis
Immaculate cocking balls one good day
So looks like we need to defeat UESC across Tau 74 and
Sabotage and UESC comms in tenant in north or south relay
So this this market does whatever
Right
The smart heal determines whether you need that the shield or the health and does it automatically yeah, right correct
I'm just getting it down my brain is laid by a game
There's an object you can get to make you run fast when you get your knife out. Yeah, yeah
I got that one. I got that one. Oh, that's nice. That's nice
We late because we have 2350. I think there's a sort of 30
I started 25
That makes sense
There's a cat on the left
There's a cat right there
There's a Fellini
Right here there's a Fellini
Whoa
Let's kill it
Let's see if we can tame it
Let's see if we can tame it and bring it back to our stash
Hold on, hold on
How do we get up there?
Oh no, you got you got you got you got you got
I'ma lift you up
I'm gonna lift you up.
Oh, I gotta get up there first.
I gotta get up there first.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stop moving, stop moving.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the cat's gone.
Alright, now, lift me up.
Oh, oh.
Well, this is your shot.
Yeah, okay, alright.
Well, cat's gone.
Cat's gone.
Okay, wait, bro, I gotta test something, bro.
There's a clicker right there.
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
I'm gonna take the shot.
Yeah, you had that, right?
Okay, now.
Yeah, I'm dropping my application.
Yeah, it is.
But if you get hurt in any way that's gonna slowly heal you shielder. He meant we died both. Oh
Actually, that's kind of fire
$45 what are these mechanics kits for? Oh wait when you're looking at a thing is at $30 or like hold on. How do you split a stack? Oh
Everything is hot in the top right of the item. Ah, it says hot that didn't help it his question
No, but if you look at any item it tells you how much it's worth in the top right.
Oh, he pays on the stack. He pays on the stack.
I see how you do it.
Look at the core.
Score.
AD's my stack. You can hover over the item with your mouse, and then you can adjust stack size with AD.
Yeah, I got something for my god. I got an attachment.
What was that?
He wanted to smoke reliving this weapon. Overflows the magazine by a small amount.
While under the effect of Mechanix kit or OSD bug to feed a hostile extension,
Zeratron by a small amount. Okay, I don't know what that means, but
Yeah, who just came up to this box and took everything?
Thank you.
Give me that shit back immediately.
I want the other one.
Give me that thing that's raised through with the red thing.
Hold on.
Give me that.
I'm still working on it.
Are you dead?
No, give it back.
I thought this was semi-auto the entire time.
Raise square red thing.
The on guys doesn't even kick off me.
What?
I swear to God.
No, you can't know you hold out the whole room and hold that ass.
You piece of shit.
You're not taking my dick.
You're a good thing.
Where is it?
It's somewhere there.
It's up the door.
It's right here.
I forgot.
Okay.
Thank you.
if I like that I thought it was semi-auto at first
I'm looting, I'm looting
wait a minute
you're invisible, yeah I can't even see nothing
whoa
oh I got wait
I'm gonna need a hot sauce on this
this is way better than yours
I can barely see your face
you can't see nothing
Thank you, your face me your face came in like half a second
You went back invisible
You like the perfect leave of life looks like what the other ones look like or will it be like is it only?
Color for mine. I don't know. I'm not judging. I'm not judging
Okay, you guys need to do something here sabotage
Is this it just went right? Yeah, you gotta go do that
Oh
What was $69
It's one of these personal optic mind it's a one where's a one at
C3
It's green. Oh, it's a once quest or a moderate amount of health or shields with damaging a target affected by EMP
Now I'm just grabbing random shit that's worth a lot of money
Where's our objective? I
Don't know it's somewhere here though. Seven times a you said comes into that it should show us on the map
Don't say I don't know
Really hold down act like it's not it
I think you're upside I think.
What where?
Oh yeah I see I see I see I see I see what I'm seeing.
You think you're like right next to like an icon on my mouth though so I'm gonna just
go to this.
Break last.
It's the green head she got.
Yeah is this right here on me?
You see?
It's up here I think.
It's right here.
Yeah yeah it's up it doesn't hit her.
Yeah it is it.
I got it.
He's good?
There you go.
He's smashed.
Wait smashed, blast, of course.
Okay well that is good.
All righty, okay, somebody could warm your idea especially a guy that's played this game for the last seven hours
Three more glass breaks
What what fuck over here? Come here right now if you put that girl on me. I'm fucking you
They're doing so on me. How long is this last?
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair
Guys we need to bring three more glass
Fuck is that for I have no idea. Just tell me what you're doing. Okay. Oh, I see. Okay. Any glass any glass
Oh, touch the clinkers, touch the clinkers, clink a master!
Is that, is that, is that, is that a guy with a cape or something?
Oh my goodness!
Good heavens!
You got simpsire or something?
You see, you done seen that?
What'd I just do?
Whoa!
I'm fucking rich
Good ducks
Okay, all right, I'm gonna press this button and oh wait wait wait check out my crab check out my crab
In this boom see that where's he going like the trash enemies or something I think
Uh, hmmm.
We need two more.
We need to go and bleed there somewhere, boys.
We need to follow it.
Really?
Okay, I'm coming.
We need two more glasses.
We need to go in.
We see it.
Oh, it exploded.
Oh, well.
We need to use this little bag of stuff and bag of mystery.
Wait, ooh, I can fall so far and not do damage?
You need to fall like that too?
Or maybe that's my-
Is that a guy?
Oh, there's a guy.
He's spotted.
I
Know I will have a red dot
But what is it?
What does the button say bottom right underneath your gun? Oh, gee
What's that? Whoa?
How'd you know that?
Okay
Oh
Don't click it
Really glad you're here boys. That's right here. Good thing that the blam
I think these like little purple like these like
Effects
like
Well, what why do these like these things are here. I'll drop it like I think reading it
Is that actually like skin like it's like a sex like dark on that would yeah, I don't know
I'm gonna take that one. No, okay. I have extra. Oh, okay. You give me more
She's right. Oh
What a coincidence, what a coincidence.
Oh, look at me now, look at me, it says
temporarily scrambles your visual profile obscuring your appearance to hostile runners you second various senses.
No, that's not what that one was.
Oh, it's another little package.
There's a boss, he's glowing fucking yellow.
I don't know if there are any of these.
Yeah, he's invisible.
Holy shit.
I look like a hard boss, he's got an approach to something like that.
Oh, did he take a look?
I can't see a thing!
I feel bad for Adelaide people. I would admit it.
I would admit it dude.
They be hitting the finest dance moves in all the city.
I can't see dick. I can't see shit.
He won't die!
I
Drunk drunk drunk drunk wait, I still have my drone. I still got my drug. Oh it is died
Yo who got the purple square?
I got the purple square, fuck you I got the purple square
Nooo
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No
We cannot be letting them do that bro
I'm sick, I'm sick
Fucking picked the wrong button
You guys just missed a $1.1,000 item on the ground too
This guy's just wasn't purple
Hehehehehehehe
Score
Where were you at Billy? Where you at Billy?
one point one thousand it won't let me do it which is a but oh symptom of
holographic tape oh there we go software resists holy shit we did all
objectives actually we could at all yeah we're out we're out so the other map
is big PvP. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, like what everybody played in the offer. Yeah, exactly.
You got poop on your legs. Got poop on your legs.
Come here. Come here. Something's stuck in here.
What the hell? What are you doing?
Oh, I was getting the poop off your legs.
Oh, okay. Where do we go? We, uh, we got to go here.
Yeah, oh
Let's
I'm already overheated
Second things show. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we go through the mountains
Don't go near that book on the ground
I
That's a deep bag it's a liver nothing was the nastiest fuck
the group bag
See the clankers are gentle what's attacking you
Nah, here's no fucking way.
I hear we miss that.
Ooh, so close, so close.
Uh, okay.
Let's go this one.
This one's a Gardenex film, we'll put it out.
Fuck it, we can take whatever it's- it's Gardenex.
Mm-mm-mm.
We're the best.
I think we're just left us a pile here.
I mean, this dude's one of us in every fucking corner.
See, that's why he's not the team leader.
That's why we got team- me as a team leader.
Never leave a single man.
Oh, I made it out!
Oh, condor your license.
And I'm having a voodoo ranger, oh crap. I'm having a voodoo ranger, too
If you don't mind. She is good sir. She is boys. Cheers my boy. Cheers my boy
All of these boys non-alcoholic
Shit, oh wait, you don't drink alcohol. No, I do but I'm not drinking it right now. I'll say pussy
Awesome experience
We're getting spritzley dizzy tonight
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hey, how you doing?
Dude, I literally ran on the boat from the last guy. Holy shit.
Ex-in-it rain, gentlemen. Ex-in-it rain!
Not too jammy boys, not too jammy!
We don't even need big bikes.
Left us out there to die, and we still, we prevailed.
We overcame our challenges in our adversaries.
I mean he was calling me a bitch, but I mean look he kind of just like ran away. I mean
He didn't want to like guard an expo
They also put a shield up the minute you fucking got out
actually I compete one quest
we got a what do you go back to you ma'am
oh dude I got this god damn cinematic
Yeah
Dude oh, she's not saying brother she's saying
We wait this lady owns us I think so I use this Cortana
I think it actually might be
Oh
Which mission do you guys want to do?
Oh wait, I'm checking, I'm checking.
New caloric or Traxxas?
Okay, let's slow down.
You don't need any new caloric.
Big man.
How about new treadmill?
Let's do that quest next.
New treadmill.
How about new treadmill?
Yeah, let's try that quest out for a second.
All right, big man?
He said nah.
Oh wait, I got something in Dire Marsh.
I don't think that my ultimate is my primal ability because I killed a hostile while under my primal ability and it didn't do anything.
It didn't add to the thing.
Go read your primal ability real quick.
Get a little upper on it.
Let me check my upgrades.
I can't do nothing yet.
Go do a little read on it real quick.
Let me check.
Dude, I think this fucking AR is so weak.
I think it's so weak.
You see, how do I read my guys?
How do you how do you read you guys again press escape wait oh I got guys shells
okay my prime is yeah the echo pulse I killed somebody while on the echo
pulse it didn't count was I doing it wrong what do you mean didn't count I
don't help her something I wish I could tell you I was it was I doing it wrong
was I doing it wrong why would I need to count for anything oh I don't know
I
It's supposed to go it's supposed to count as one kill when I kill any bad guy
You see here one extra shield slot that's actually
Let's just go.
One second, one second.
One second here, one second.
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, wait, I'm just gonna
try it again, maybe I just did it wrong, I'm gonna try to activate it and then immediately
go in.
Oh, damn it, my mouse is doing that thing again, oh my goodness, my mouse is doing
that thing again, my blinds.
I think it's like a steam overlay or something.
Steam overlay?
Me yeah, there's already like a steam guy on this game or something that talks about the most issue
I think it's in like guides or discussions, and it's like kind of fix it
Let me see a better you know, but I just have to disable steam overlay
Steam overlay discord over there. I think maybe you're too big ones. They say okay. Let me let me let me disable steam overlay
Okay, what's it your chat your child will probably instantly know what it was
Everyone's gonna be able to figure it out. Oh, yeah, there's a steam overlay issue. Let me
overlay
Each accessibility where's we was overly at
Count friends and chat family
security
In game enables okay disabled steam over like God
It will wait drive to drive to restart
Maybe just for oh, I remember that issue we had we got in the lobby. Maybe just don't yeah, that's how I was thinking
I'm just gonna try to fight do it
I'm gonna do my temporary fix
What I would I would go to video and then just go down to the bottom and then change UI refresh rate to
Medium and then change it back to high
You can re-roll is that like gambling or something? I have no idea
Okay, that just did work all right am I that is not thinking crazy
I can tell that the the mouse is not on the game because when I drag it to my right the mouse is off the game
Jump out. Yeah. I know you
I
When I drag the mouse off it goes to my other screen, which is not supposed to in a game. Oh
God, oh, that's all you do just spam that just spam that just spam that
Oh, yeah
What happened?
Huh?
Oh, well, you, well, you two were about to go for a sneak-up pick.
Jay?
What is the time?
Key.
Did you say about the sneak-up pick?
Introduce the new caloric.
Okay.
Yeah, I've got, I've got, in Diermar's hack a UESC terminal in intersection bioreachutes
are complex, defeat the corresponding commander and take this shipping manifest and scan
the indicated container before it's transported.
No, you're definitely closer.
You just shut the fuck up.
You're definitely, what are you just fucking talking about?
I already told you fat bitch you don't need any more calories we're going to die of
Alright buddy, you bring a gun out to protect your Door Dash on a daily basis.
Alright, let's slow down, he was calling you a pig.
Buddy, I'll fight you to death.
Literally, Lay Little and that's not even a joke, he brings literal registered firearms
outside of his house to grab his Door Dash so homeless people don't steal it.
That's what you do, Ashley.
Do you know the story?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Dude, there's been multiple times where Door Dash people drop food off outside the door
And it's a garage, but it's like not like this shop isn't in the best neighborhood
It's like a police shop like it's like a business thing and these homeless people just hang out outside
Like I'm in the worst area and nothing against them. They're just trying to get a lick
And the worst part is sometimes you see them in the pictures
You can see the guy waiting, the homeless guy waiting for the door to ask in the camera.
It's real, oh my god.
Let's ride!
Oh my god, I gotta understand what's mine at this point.
Where do you, what stage are you living?
Missouri.
I feel like you can shoot them.
It does not make nuggets, I might.
In game, in game, in game.
In game.
A catchment game and they tell me.
Jeffy.
Otherwise, I could make nuggets.
I'll leave that on for a second.
It's not a big deal.
It doesn't scare the image of every time.
Why do you think if they shot your McDonald's down,
you would probably build a new one.
You'd probably become a franchise owner.
I'm not buying a McDonald's franchise.
100% would if they shot yours down.
First off, what McDonald's have you ever seen get shut down?
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, that's the most profitable business I ever exist.
I lived next to a brand new Burger King that somehow caught on fire.
I was having the best chicken fried chicken.
Guys, you're going to break five windows.
And I put them back down next to any establishment that sells diet,
coke and bulk and you'll have sales.
I'll make you a billionaire.
Oh, all right.
What?
What's right here?
Fucking windows.
Oh, no, it doesn't.
That does two, three, four.
Good job team.
Objective complete.
Do we win?
You guys, I don't have any quests.
What have I, what have I quest?
This is Dire Marsh.
It didn't say anything about Dire Marsh.
Yes it did.
We're both on the caloric quest.
Once again you should be on the caloric quest.
We are on the caloric quest.
I
Wait for the record, I don't hate fat people
That's why I just want to I don't care about the clip. I just want to let everybody know
They've got a funny
I just got fucking loaded.
You guys didn't loot the right thing.
What are you talking about?
What fucking mood of a ranger, man.
What are you doing, Piggy?
Come on.
Squim!
Fuck me, Pig Clim!
Hahahaha
They were shallower not good scams
Hahahaha
If I don't get attacked on for the post
At least I'm making my own
Oh my gosh
Alright guys, alright
Looky looky your map, lock in, looky your map
We gotta go to the greenhouse right now
You guys are taking our fire goof
Alright
Oh reload
I got my map out
Get your pockets ready jet. All right, blue paint blue paint
I'm not really guys I
I need you to say Nick I'm weak and I will heal you wait wait. I'm weak. I'm weak
Wait, oh wait. Are you are you drinking tall boys? We do rangers are regular ones regular ones. I'm a pussy
9.5 9.5
On the next side
The voodoo Ranger of Glatorvilliga!
No shot
I see why he drinks these
Yes!
Where did I run?
Where did I take him?
In the past!
You take, you take, I'm like, you take!
Wow.
They make you feel young again.
Uber eats a fucking voodoo ranger right now, blue can.
Oh my God!
I'm fucking dead.
What?
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
I mean, I fucking might, dude.
It's despised.
I'll do the lobby, I'll do the lobby.
Algae puns, Algae puns, all me.
Here we go.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Oh!
Okay, how's he fine?
These turrets come from everywhere!
Could they randomly pop up?
What? There's just one on that car!
Take a look.
What? Do you look at one?
Come on, look at that.
What does she tell me to take a look at?
Oh!
We got players?
What?
Wee-wee-wee!
Stop.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
You know, he's kind of a destiny vibe.
Oh! They're right there! They're right there!
One down, one down!
One down, one down, one down!
I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli. I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli.
I need...
Fuck it!
Nice, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
One click is out of here.
I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli, I'm Škjeli, even boys.
And the other crab is going to tuck him.
This crab is actually just fucking worthless.
You don't get off that fucking thing, I'm gonna strangle you.
You're a cool little scant, after like one second.
I don't know what the fuck's happening.
That grab is supposed to lead me to the nearest enemy, and it just started doing circles around the world.
I have a purple gun.
What?!
Get the fuck out of a purple gun, come here.
Okay, alright, I'm going.
Alright.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
No problem, get that ammo back, A-Dex ammo pack, uh, uh.
Ooh, plastic backpack, oh wait, oh that's the same guy in my backpack.
Oh, we got a shield, we got a shield.
Oh, one right? There's still two left.
Yeah, we only killed one.
Oh, wait, these green cores, I don't know what they do, I'm not going to read them, I don't really want to read them.
I don't really want to read.
It's breaking the same speed as walking?
Bro, it is!
What the fuck are we doing?
What?
Oh wait, no, but if I have the knife...
What's up?
It's breaking as the same speed as walking.
Oh, God.
Oh, we're getting shot!
Oh, yeah!
There, I killed him.
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Oh, he's trying to slow kill.
He's trying to slow kill.
I have to get cover.
I see you.
I shot him.
I believe I've seen him.
I don't know if I can get you.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I forgot the button.
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I don't mind it was
I'm out of heels. I need the drone. I'm weak. I'm weak. I've drawn it 11. I
Got a recipe wait
No, you could use the rest thing on me, right? Oh, I can't I can't I got you
I have to I put up a drone for you. That's a lot of you. I mean, which one bro, which one?
You can jump, you can jump.
You can jump.
Is this working?
I can't tell if this is working or not.
Yeah, it is, it is, it is, it is.
Good job.
You're great.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, oh well.
I feel like I'm doing great.
Yo, can you crawl?
Okay.
I can rest.
That guy says camping.
You might want to kill him first.
I can't fucking.
You don't know where he is or no.
Where is he?
That'll happen.
I'll happen I'll happen I'll happen I'll happen he's in that building across that
you're looking at but less I've been down popular you left after this oh is
coming over
I never saw buddy so yeah wonderful killing I think you're good right yeah
did it so it was just a duo right should be yeah I think it was just yeah we
killed it right off the rip didn't we oh I don't like a camera push on his head
or something what color do I get
going to bed this game sucks trash game I'm leaving the stream no guys of you
guys are you gonna sit in the chat you're gonna say L game for the next
six hours all right who we foolin oh we're all adults here okay we're all adults here
let's who we foolin who we foolin who you think you foolin
look at the kid work
you guys you can get up there you can get up there
yeah i'm gonna take that
i'm gonna smoke it right here
i need a drone i need a drone
yeah it won't get one it won't go to you
it won't get one it won't go to you
why can't i have the drone
Can I have the drone it won't go to you? I don't know
They don't fuck with you baby. You don't fuck with you. Why can't I have the drone?
I have no health yields zero
Right here on this body. You're looking at him, right?
Yeah, that's you, that's you, that's Nick Wetz.
Yeah, that's Nick Wetz.
Alright, I'll have these seals right here.
Okay, if you don't have any seals though, I can give you the drone.
I have it in two seconds, okay?
That's a super vibe!
I'll put it on you, I'll put it on you.
Yeah, you have to use it in your inventory and it takes a while, but it works.
You like bring it on, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Alright guys, we're doing pretty good, man.
Everybody's dying?
Yeah, honestly, I thought we were going to die right there.
We're good, we're good.
Let's go, we can go, let's go quarantine.
I got light blue, I got light blue on the way.
Oh, shoot, shoot, you said light blue was good?
Light blue?
Yeah, it's great.
Okay, bye.
I'm shit, I'm shit.
Bro, I'm gonna watch this.
I
Missions or no, I don't have no mission
Snapping the one night
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
I mean, we found fucking equal teams on both maps so far.
So I mean, it felt like a thing different.
No T.
It's not so small, or it's easy to get around, I think.
I swear we played this map in the Alps.
I could have swore we did, yeah.
Dude, I don't know.
We definitely did, because I remember going at that house
until we know.
Yeah, I remember these buildings right here.
This.
I
Don't see any teams I go over that extract
There well between track yeah, I should go back to the other max yeah question that back to you anyways
Nice.
What's going on?
This picture is kind of nice.
Is that the one you got?
Yes, kind of nice.
What's the name of it?
C.E. tactical sidearm.
Oh, you're slurring already?
I'm sorry, though.
I like those down and saving for Saturday.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, man.
What?
Oh, box that keeps
Box to keep six five hundred bucks five hundred dollars
Five hundred dollars
Well, I don't know
Is this different one
Is it better or are versus the M77 I don't know
I just think you're gonna activate.
I don't know, there's no time for that.
I think it's better to do it.
I think it's something I see in the corner of a vape shop.
It's a cool looking, cool looking, cool looking statue.
I see the last vape shop I went into.
I was getting some shikazen shit.
The guy was playing AI Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob wrap
The whole store
Hell yeah, he knows how to live well, you know, it's out of love. He knows how to live well, you know, it's out of love
He's always you're just here hoping you die. Thank you. Close. He thank you. Good sir. I appreciate that
I appreciate that big man. It's very kind of big man
Excellent range gentlemen. Excellent range.
Honestly, now that I think about it, that is kind of loud.
Are we sure that transition is not too loud?
Are we sure about that?
Are we certain that's not too loud?
Hey, let me turn it on.
Okay, hold on, let me fix that.
Hold on, let me fix that.
I gotta play it so it shows back up.
I gotta play it like two times so it shows back up on my list.
Give me a second! Give me a second!
Yeah, she got it. Catch it.
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh, I gotta play one more time. I gotta play one more time.
Oh, where'd it go? Where'd it go?
Okay, there we go. Okay, there we go.
Now it should be quieter. We test it.
Yeah, there we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go.
Much better. Much better. Much better. Much better.
Let me take my question. I'm telling you I saw one that said dire mars 100% I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy
You're crazy. I'm not crazy. I saw one. I
Was muted that entire time talking to them
Guys, I saw one that said dire mars right here. Look at this introducing Traxxas. Oh
Yeah, but we're doing new caloric
Oh
You didn't have that one activated. Yeah, well it says left click to activate, but it doesn't oh
Okay guys, okay guys, let's do that. Let's do let's do the primitive one
100% 100%
You see I might take I might just take that I might just take these off and put them on the
Hey
Yeah, we all what about it? We by the way, by the way the attachments are what decides the color of your gun
You don't have colors of your gun all guns are great. I believe
All guns are grand and like your attachments determine. They yeah, they determine the color of the gun
So I have a really cool purple pistol. These that you're using at all
What's that what's that really good good gun called the I was using it in the when I was with mr. Zeegler it was
SMG collect the bone ripper or something. Oh, uh,
boat ripper. Maybe. No, no, no, no. Copperhead. Copperhead.
That's what it is. He was thinking was copperhead. That's a
good weapon. Yeah, right? I don't know. I haven't seen it. I
don't think I've seen that copperhead. That's what it
is. That's the good one. Dude, I need more meds. That's
actually something I don't know.
So this way I'm actually gonna read all this shit I've been on and see what it does
Hmm reduces incoming UESC damage from both of the cave move fast while you're still to the
Peter okay five of things also grants weapon reload speed and agility based on the number
of items in the backpack requires thief shell okay so that's completely worthless
requires triage we have my is my name triage no triage is a medic character
that's what Nick's like I don't know I'll tell you I'll tell you my my you're
playing the same character you didn't change right yeah characters name is
Recon. Recon. Recon. Okay, guys. Okay. So that's what this dude needs for me either.
Alright. Okay. I'm gonna need some new of these bad boys.
This guy's got lucky socks.
It's pretty easy to comprehend what you want. That's where it's at.
Oh, I just spent all my money on bad shit.
Oh, man. Oh.
I need a head upgrade. Do you guys have a head upgrade?
I don't know how many did you buy.
You're making a little mistake.
Yeah, DxR, DxR going through a swap for me over here.
DxR going through a swap for me.
That'll happen.
That will happen.
I do have a self-revive.
I love you.
Hooray!
Nick, are you using any LMGs or no?
Um, I've tried.
Because I can give you two attachments.
Green one.
We need some more heels.
No, I appreciate it.
We'll take six of each.
I'm gonna wait for the boys to come in a little bit and I'm gonna bring
it in.
We tell the boys get cooking a little bit then bring it in.
Yeah, we tell the boys get cooking a little bit then bring it in.
It's actually not fucking crazy good.
It's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually.
By the way, I lied, the principal was sucky.
It was ass.
Okay, I thought it was actually good.
I saw that.
It's not me, man.
Not even asking was crazy.
Oh, man, got rid of that.
Oh, it's you who's saying, it's you who's saying.
How do you get serious?
Hey, words.
What the fuck is they saying?
your gun's 1.8.
Yeah, if you can buy that green gun, if you bought it.
Yeah, but we were just talking about it.
Isn't that the attachments that make a green and stuff the gun itself?
Like, a gun's already based on attachments.
Fine, but either way, that gun is like, incredible.
Yeah, that's what I'm using, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I just have the shitty attachment version of this.
Getting some blue's green.
So the attachments are what makes it like a gun?
I didn't know that.
That's what Pete says.
I believe it is.
I think every gun is the same color.
look yours has blue but you have three green one blue if you take off the blue
see if it changes the greener now you know yeah it changes the green
he has a purple on this is he not no no but you I'm gonna yours yours has three
green and one blue yeah I wonder if I go green yeah but he has a he has a
green he has a green oh no he has purple he has purple that's why it's red
RIDE!
Fortnite Lego
Dude this moth seems like it pisses me off
Yeah, Rogan, I wish they would have turned down the acid a little bit, you know?
I mean dude, I feel like I'm in this fucking 60s watching that show
Yeah, like I'm in this fucking-
I feel like I'm in like an awesome powers movie
We all did.
Oh, this is for me.
We are dying.
Naturally, I would have the only one who's doing it.
No, we don't we're supposed to be a perimeter. Yeah, he's being greedy with this question. We're not. Oh, no, I selected perimeter
What if you selected both and it just did either one we got randomized? Oh
We need to go
You just want that robot
Is this the right spot you said go on we're here
Oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo my just clickin by this
To the A1 we come on
Good much well you you curious on the wrong map, so we don't have any question anyway, so we'll just we'll just
Well, I got defeat you ESC's I need six more
That's his that's his
Oh my gosh, okay
Fuck Nick, I don't care about his questions
Fuck out of here
Let's go out of here, I'll question you
I'll question Kula
Yeah
I don't need that
Oh I mean how can I tell when my talk
is coming some gas right now dude
Yeah
I need the
Poisonous done yeah, I'm a splooge. I'm splooge right now
What is the uh, is the armor like take away damage first before white like like not like arc? I don't know
I have no idea
I'm gonna go based off the smart heal and say that it probably armored probably has its own health
That's not me. Hey guys
I got chief, don't you worry.
Who's going to shoot the exact?
No no no.
We're just trying to get a five side P.G.P.
Yeah.
We're just cutting off the OI.
There's just jellyfield.
Oh we're here.
We're here.
There.
Good there, good there.
Good there.
People?
No no.
We're stuck behind this fucking wall of the Simpsons wall.
Mmhm.
You're the glass dome.
Oh we're here.
I don't know.
You're the expert, bro.
Yeah, you're the guy that played in hours.
Technically, you played the most, right?
You should do the best.
I am the best.
Well, that's a middle.
Most kills, most damage, step you came up with.
Yeah, time play will do that to you.
Time play will do that to you.
I mean, I mean...
People know.
We're coming, we're coming!
You don't stop
You don't stop adding me
Thank you sir. Thank you sir
You're good, man
Oh, all it does actually is prevent my timer from continuing.
No, no, I can throw my ultimate, I think I just fucking...
Where'd these hooligans go?
Well, that's still helpful, this thing stops my timer, like if you're busy and shit.
Nice.
Good to know I don't know that either.
What?
Oh my god, no way!
I found Max Goop on this guy!
This guy had like a hundred items!
Oh, you can go ahead and fuck right off if you'd like
Go ahead and actually get in a fuck out of here. I was celebrating not giving you an invite
Do you need the lineup here we go not too shabby
I got this cool other guy
God yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Come here, come here.
There's too much I can't even take it all.
What what what what what?
This shit is crazy.
Me too me too me too me too me too.
Whoa.
The whole bag was just like.
I took some of the content.
Oh.
I took some of the content.
I don't want to take it.
I'm taking it.
We cleared out.
Ah, give me that.
Give me that.
How do I drop shit?
Uh, F I think, give me that.
Hover F?
No time for the deep and I'm thinking
Who a bomb
My lower right in the buildings
Oh my god, what is this?
These fat guys down here.
I broke two, I broke two, but I died.
Oh my.
I broke one lower too.
Oh my, oh my.
It's locked in.
I got a fucking heal feeder.
I'm activating my own.
I got a fucking heal feeder.
I'm activating my own command!
No one can hide.
Wait, we don't know who they are.
Oh no!
Holy shit.
Good fuck!
What the hell was that?
Give yourself a vibe real quick and take it out.
Don't mind me
Holy shit
She might I should be a red school if he wasn't dead. Oh, yeah
I should have told you fuck
We are cooking we want to be one beat up. I thought for sure. We were dead there. They got fucking cocked on
It'll be the goop. Okay, we'll nick with one clutch rogue with another one Tina with zero
No, I cut shop right there. I mean, no it no guys guys guys. It was not a robot
Okay, it was a real guy that with a real soul. He had a soul. I saw it fade away from his eyes
You took you took that shit. Yes. I took that man's soul. That was a real man. You can tell
Thank you. I love you, bitch
I'll never stop loving you, bitch
I love you, bitch. I'll never stop loving you, bitch.
LMG on me if you want one.
Blue, blue, blue LMG.
Why can't I put stuff in other people's inventories?
I got this coolest sniper.
I got a cool sniper looking thing.
thing right here. Oh you took it? Oh good.
I don't know what I did. I got you. Score!
Well these credits actually worth grabbing bro, honestly god. Like 48 seems like a
bitter mouth. Like should I just drop that?
I think the credits are good, like eventually. Yeah.
That's what you use to buy shit from a shop.
Okay.
Okay, we killed two teams the first team killed a different team. That's nine players plus
us 12
Yeah, I think we can add all I think we can add all
Come on, Amber.
Mm-hmm.
Party OK.
Dude, I want to show this other LTR now.
21.
Right here.
Oh, this is my thing.
My thing.
Oh, it's close.
Close.
This guy's resilient.
Oh, OK.
What's that egg right there?
Danger spot.
Proximity drone.
Uh, do you guys have any energy mags?
No.
OK.
Do you guys have any energy mags?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
There was like little blue, like fucking, like energy mags.
What?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I explain them.
The both batteries yeah, those things yeah, you got extra of those
Fine, I just don't have any of my I might not have any I picked up a different gun was all him was almost
Was that what you guys over named no, no, we're done. I don't know my activated
I'm gonna try pucks and beat voice one more time. No, but if you guys can hear me. Hello. Hello. Can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can you can? No way. Oh, I can hear you. I can hear you.
Hear me, hear me. Let's go! Fuck you, whoever's throwing grenades at us. Fuck you. Die in hell.
I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe, maybe, perhaps, per chance.
Per chance, maybe.
And how about it, boys, the one time?
Oh, my goodness. Oh, look at me. I am hating on the new game right when it released on
the coolest look at all look I'm hating on the new game as soon as it
releases I'm part of the cool crowd you'd shot up that was with every game
fucking really right really the game you're telling me to go play Ark
Raiders you literally did it to it well on day one shut up you really did
the same thing to Hark and that's what you're telling me to go play!
Shut the fuck up!
Alright, let me get my group together. Let me get my group together. Let me get my group together.
Go off-keying, thanks Queen. I appreciate that Queen. I appreciate that. I appreciate that Queen.
If it was, I fell for it. Fuck you.
I said my piece, Queen. I said it. I said it.
And I'll do it again. And I'll do it again.
I'll do it again. As soon as I'm done sorting my goop.
Mmm.
Oh.
I don't know if you can click this away.
I got a lot of sewies on this, I mean.
I'm gonna stack it and pack it right now.
The sewies are-
Where's the store? Where's the store?
These are the army top right.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay. What do I need?
Oh.
I need something for you.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, 315.
Dude, this one, this one.
Oh.
Enjoying Marathon? Yes.
I actually quite am.
You know...
You know, Marathon is actually quite an enjoyable game.
You don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks.
You know, I...
You would think
That wouldn't be one of the variables you have to worry about, but it is.
But it is.
It actually is.
Hey, you know what?
Thanks for asking.
I appreciate that.
You know, he's sticking with our question.
We're going back to the other man's question.
Yeah, I'm trying to get my Hoosie news.
He's in my, my, my fine speed up or whatever it's called.
You know what?
Big P take your time, but realize that you put us on the wrong map last
game.
That's why he's asking you.
Okay.
So don't come in with the going perimeter.
Oh boy, get my back in my back. Good job.
Good boy, Pete.
Get my back right back in my back.
God, I fucking love you, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, dog.
I love you, son of a bitch.
Another shit, perhaps?
Should we say we cheers?
Say we cheers?
Cheers.
Cheers, boys.
I love you, bitch.
I love you.
I love you, dude, bitch.
I'm about to go outside and grab mine.
My door latch is here.
God, that's fucking Jesus Christ.
Jesus. Oh my goodness. This guy. This guy.
What? You told me to order it.
He's doing the caloric quest in the game. He's doing the caloric quest out of the game.
I mean, on and off the court, this guy stays true to his word. I'll tell you that. That's something I could not quite feed him.
Yeah, all the way is, if you die and that fucking purple rifle right there is gonna be gone.
Oh well. All right. Okay.
Well, if you die on the walk over to the door, that homeless person's dealing you a dorn ass.
Alright, so watch that heart rate big man while you get out of your chair
I got them stiffs in a day how you get those steps in
I selected perimeter, I just average is so everyone just saw me do it everybody just saw me do it
Every one every year remember air um
That's me. It's me
I'm gonna sell this other guy. It's not it's not that good. I'm gonna let me let me sell my same thing
Why am I trolling crew contracts? Okay?
This door that should just drove straight by I'm fucking
My favorite thing is looking at the door that this and it says
Not a fucking
When you when you look at the door dash and at the top of your phone because you're on another app
It says one minute and then you check two minutes later, and it says three minutes. That's why I'm a part of
Some dude stole my coffee there
Well, you can have the coffee and a round of nine millimetres at any night.
In the game of course, in the game of course.
In the game, in the game.
Intro, intro, intro.
Oh, let's ride!
the
by now we're back on the mars now we're back on the mars
russia might i might turn off my i got my i used to keep my game like
oh wait wait yeah i used to keep my game at like 1.31 am i turn that to one
you're pretty vibrant right now
Dom Dom Dom Dorito. I don't know. Those are licks
It's just some nice. That is yeah, it's something like that close. It was close some like that so my dad
Well, just it's natural free though
He'll do you love you'll do you love
All right boys on me I mean boys
Yeah, come on, gentlemen. Come on out.
Let's get moving. Come on.
Yeah. New Cal employee ID
infested building and columns.
Get get your ass down here, Porky.
Gotta go. Come on, Porky. Come on.
We got to go to columns right here, right there.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
We got bacon too.
I
Made you cook a meat burger can't see your racist
Yeah, it's called fucking water yeah losing weight maybe water cardio. We're talking in game you fat fucks I
Can literally hear a losing breath doing that forward sentence
He's fucking with me.
He goes, in game, you bad fucks.
You guys are getting shot at me.
Guys, I'm getting shot at by a tanker over here.
I got you, dude.
Come here, come here.
I got you.
Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, my boy.
Come on, come on now.
Follow me, boys.
Oh, it's a sniper.
They're accurate.
All right, you want to right here?
Yeah.
I'm going to wear green shorts later and green between four down on my cheeks, if you
ever said desires.
No my father hasn't spoken to me in 20 years, why do you ask?
That's kind of a weird question.
What is that?
That's another weird question.
Hold on.
Marathon.
Get over here, Porky.
Come on, Porky.
I look right here.
Guys, we're at the Columns.
We're at the Columns. Where do we go?
Oh my god, I just talked about one of those screenwaves that is exploded
They're even inside
Yeah, I do access that you're like a like a thing
I got that I got the ID card
The hockey talk is off limits, by the way.
Oh, yeah, we got a bitch to handle.
Oh, yeah.
USA. USA.
USA.
I've literally never watched a single second of any hockey game ever,
but I'm going to be talking about that hockey game for the next year.
Oh, man, they're all shit.
USA. USA.
USA.
Oh, we did an objective.
We walked up in your trap,
and took over your trap.
There's a pain in the ears on my trap.
Yeah, yeah, I could not imagine a jet walking into my trap house taking my pack representing my sad
I see that close I'm gonna miss I'm gonna be behind him behind him
Wait that we get the clicker
Oh, I see I see I see him
Nice
Big man, yeah, let's be be
What are you saying?
Go left, he's running left, he's running left
He's down, he's down, he's down, he's down
He's back
Oh, he did run, okay
He's right in the corner
Don't hit him!
Big man!
He's got a south head back
Big man!
Oh, I got a blue shield, I got a blue shield
Score!
Two here and then one where? Where's the last one?
Oh, we got the silver vibe
Uh, it's the guy over here who killed him.
Is he good to eat?
Oh, it's the guy.
Dr. Kiljoy finished Siphon with Shores Health and Shields after finishing a runner.
Oh, brother, what the fuck?
Oh.
We said, okay, yes, that one's a blue one.
So if you, when you finish a guy off, you get all rejuvenated.
And happy and shit.
Oh, okay, bye-bye-bye.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Whoa!
I got this purple-like...
penis-pump device.
Whoa.
You didn't tell him about what you eat.
He gets squoosh, squoosh, squoosh, makes you shit long to...
You're...
It's purple too, it must be rare.
What is this priority item?
Coordinate data, data pad.
What is the data pad required?
500 dollars?
Score?
What is that?
There's like a map save or something.
Somewhere on this map.
I'm kind of cooking over here boys.
over here boys I'm not gonna lie to you I'm kind of I'm kind of getting in I'm
kind of getting it in right now I'm stacking and packing right now boys I'm
gonna lie to you oh that's nice oh that's a
you know, I'm a little bit
of a thief skill. Damn it.
Okay.
Upgrade. Okay. So, you can get
items on these guys. Yeah. That
that right when we X fill it
upgrades the stuff that you
could buy from the armory. Okay.
Okay, all right
There's
In these boxes sometimes it says that if you next fill with them it'll upgrade your armory
So the things that you can buy like oh
Wait, what are they look like?
Hover over them. I don't fucking know what what color they what color they
Okay, we all you drop one for me have you used the BR 33 ball
right here this this this this get your
pockets ready well I was gonna turn these I
never picked these up I think they're
important because when we expel it
upgrades your your armor change for
faction upgrades or armory items that's
nice that's nice
We go we go we go we go that's nice
This I don't know what I don't know what that is but it's coming it's coming
Oh
Never gonna know oh it's garbage
There's a purple in there
Dude savvy
Are we got a quest we got a goop I see was good at all
Well, I heard there's some kind of a bonus like that it upgrades your gear every time you
I'm pretty sure there's motherfuckers that say that.
What?
That's what they're talking about, bro.
No, no, that's what you can buy from a armor shop.
Just go along.
No, I'm serious, guys.
Every time you actually get upgrades like this stuff you got on you.
Damn.
I hate all of you.
That's not what Nick was saying at all.
30 seconds ago
You got this bouncy fun house in the way. I'd we had to find a way around
That's the mystery that's the spies
I'm trying to have my fucking truck have these tires. Oh, see
Racism you can give me these size ties
What are we doing? I have no idea. I'm following that one right there. I don't know this map man
Yeah, we're trying to go to the garden, I suppose?
Yeah, we're trying to, yeah, we're trying to...
Wait, we're going to the north one.
Let's look at the map.
Okay, we gotta go in the hauler, and then go to the other side of the hauler.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hauler, the hauler.
Well, let's call the hauler on the map.
The hauler, the hauler.
Yeah, the hauler.
Oh, what the... Oh, server team! Good thing I got the blam!
Gotcha!
I
Don't blame
Work like it's outside
And we would do the haul out
How many good you got
Two.
And it's a fast, fast blowdown.
Oh, gosh, gosh, okay.
It lasts like three hours.
Well, let me try this crab over time.
We watch this.
I want you to check this out.
I want to grab.
Look at this.
Look at this for a second.
I want to see something for a second.
Look at this.
Well, let me find something.
Let me find something.
Okay, let me point this in the most open way.
This is supposed to lead us to the next enemy.
If you hit...
See if I hit like the crab right here.
It should lead us to where...
Oh, it did!
Whoa!
That's cool, it even explodes and hurts it!
Do we go right here?
I got double crabs!
I
45
I was looking for that copperhead that's the coup d'etre. That's the peace a resist bands
We have the teams here by the way boys
Clicker clicker.
Oh, we got a super click over there.
That's so super anymore.
Another one.
Wait, were you just shooting it? That guy sounds fucking... I can't even hear you.
We got you got David. What is that?
This energy gun. Oh, we can I try it out?
I got a deluxe pistol
The copper ends you got a hundred percent
Mm-hmm. Let's look for with a 75 scar right here, baby. Well, I have that I have that a member got it
Deploying ultimate and a crab
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent rain
Yeah, I'm good this game that we can't even be stopped. Are we even died tonight at Foley?
Okay, so we actually got those people that are on the way. Oh, well, damn. Those are just warm-ups. I don't have
Oh, Mr. Realized, but what's he's one good man good man. Thank you, my boy
The army they get sectioned last night she heavy and tears unable to breathe
I hope you play more drop party games in the future. Love you peanut. Thank you mr.
Fine. I appreciate my wife. We'll be playing more of me there yet
We pay more. We'll be playing all types of games. Don't you worry big man? Don't you worry?
Don't you worry?
Probably not on the first day when they released those
Well, cool guys in here. I'm talking about I wait for the second week of release on those
um
I
Activate
Yeah, I think we should do introducing might I that's the last one he already fired to you we pay me we pay me
We see here the little pee
I'm gonna use I'm gonna use this burst rifle dude. I think it's fucking sick. The burst rifle?
I have a burst rifle. Yeah, it's fucking sick.
You wait bro talking your full number boys right now
What? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait, wait, okay. You heat capacity 25, bro.
Hey, what's wrong with my mic?
Nothing, nothing, nothing. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.
Oh, oh, what was that?
Well, nothing. It was just a little quiet.
Okay, oh, yeah, my mic is weird whenever I lean back it like doesn't make any sense. Oh
That's weird that a mic would do that. Well, I mean, it's one of these good
You that big mix when he's further away from his microphone, it's quiet. It wasn't
Turning back down
Okay, that's why I wanted to talk normal. Okay. I'm gonna have to get an audio
Okay, how many sexes do I have on you guys?
I bring like seven six or seven. Oh shit
That was the chance. Sorry. Oh god
My bad. I didn't mean to do that one. That was on me. That was on me.
Guys, I'll take that one. I'll take that one.
Both of you gentlemen, end your chance. End my chance.
My apologies. My apologies.
That that would just slip down that would just slip down right there
I definitely need to buy fucking ammo then
He took my question
Look at me a thousand dollars
Yeah, I got new cow rep rake won a team you got that
Oh, I did something wrong. Oh, it's gonna be the business. It's gonna be the business. Oh, I've got a peeping Tom on me some type of pervert
Oh, no. Oh, no, I got some kind of pervert checking on me. Oh, shit. Oh
No, I don't know. I don't know something's going on
to see who stands up who fights back so are you with us oh i'm good i'm gonna save we're safe
we're good boys we're good we're good we're good
okay that one's dire mars we meet an anti-establishment mr crabs is in there stand to get the
Consistence party is a person
And he suffers with groups I and he's ever been group in consign
It's anti establishment group in conflict with the ue CSC has told you to join the cars. Have you done that yet?
Have you?
Have you done that yet?
Yeah, you we've done the same thing. So I mean
No, what's question that called?
What what is a new?
work
good question is it green or pink good question shit oh I can open my my looting
thing again okay that's right that's right it him we're actually yeah we're
in sync we're in sync right now we're really in sync
raises your credits wallet capacity for the rest of the season plus 20k I put
all my money
I'm I only oh I see you please you can establish the link with new cholera egg
It's showing me
Take tacto a tampon and turn into a strawberry. I'm all right for I'm now looking at a couple of leaves
Okay, do you think I should establish the link?
Oh yeah, I'm establishing the link right now, so I'm establishing it, I'm establishing it.
Okay, and then we gotta pick which question we wanna do, we can choose two different actions, so if you wanna keep doing the cyber-acting interview, what would you do?
I don't know, I'm looking at a lot of pergocent right now.
Okay, pergocent's gone.
Yeah, yeah, I just took that shit.
Oh.
Um, okay, oh yeah, I've got, okay, I've got something imprimitant, and, wait, I've got more rewards.
No, I don't know what I got. So we put it. I guess we can die March. What do die March a perimeter?
I'm pretty sure they're both one one's perimeter and then the other one's just a regular it could be done
You know in die Mars hack a UEC a turnable. That's what it says
This is not my mission because we read read rig for
This is that was that was that one. I think that's a multi-parter though. I think it has the oh
Oh, multi-parter. Oh, yeah, that's a little complex in there, huh?
Yeah, that one's...
This is gonna require some pondering, is it, thinking?
Yeah, but look at the bup... Yeah, let's just do it.
Oh, it's just... In a single run, we do one thing and then we do another thing.
No, I'm not without that.
I bet, bet, bet, bet.
We'll go Dire Mars.
Why can't we do Outpost yet?
Dire, Dire.
Uh, wait, what?
Why can't we go to the Outpost yet?
What's the Outpost?
It's the third map, but it's long.
Hey, boys, can you guys go to the Outpost? It's like level long?
to you. Too much only for this service line.
He's just getting good. The bitch is telling you it's not. Yeah, kind of. Actually, yeah.
Yeah, thank you for asking.
Um, um, um, um, it's locked. I mean, really, it's locked for everyone. It's not locked
Locked behind like a lot a lot. Yeah, it's it's you're only about two maps on this on service time. Oh, okay. Okay. Let's do a thing
You're saying
I'm back. Are you guys not queued up yet? No, we're gonna talk it. We were talking strategy
Who you would know about I'm thinking you would know about
aim shoot die
That's my tactics. Let's forget it doesn't sound like very good tactics
Why don't you worry it's working out great for the boys.
Do you say aim, shoot, die?
Is that a battle?
Aim, shoot, and they die.
Oh, aim, shoot, they die.
OK, so there's actually a word for that.
It's kill.
Yeah, and you die, too, if you remember right.
You know what I mean?
I have never died.
You're talking to the Bunkers.
You're talking to the LeBron James of Marathon right now,
buddy.
I would hold for the Bunkers.
Shoot your way, you die, buddy.
I know you man.
Alright.
Yeah.
You weren't talking all that smack.
Your head was leading over the bed and I was able to shoot down your throat.
I'm disaputed.
I wouldn't say that.
Alright, let's RIDE!
I
Was 25 minutes we were fooled you made fools it was 25
We got to go to get a section complex or bio
Yeah, you got to jump in.
No, this is the second one.
This is the second one.
Well, a lot of who can drop here.
A lot of who can get spot.
Wait, well, you have a blue shield?
Nice.
Is it Cheetah on Octavius with your name here?
He's using that soundboard.
But that's what we actually, I like going out and
offline hacking.
That's me.
No need to worry, sir.
That's me sometimes I go off-stream and hack a lot a I pretty worried
No one comes for a long trip
Hey back Clank up
I need a cop ahead we can we look for a cop ahead
It's the best SMG I'm telling you I used it when I was playing with Mr. Z. Oh my god, there's a thousand crakers over here
We can get them all we work together guys
Fucking lady I am so sick
Oh
The problem
And what happened
No, no crab no crab no crab no crab
I can shoot to see what you guys think of my home.
You think of me and you, you make my nights better.
You think that's my life.
Help me.
Don't, don't, don't.
I can see you making family.
I just wanted to say thank you.
Mr. Happy D.
My boy.
I hope you're doing a small thing, man.
I hope you're doing a small, brother.
I hope, I hope you're doing a whimsical.
I hope you got that child like whimsy in you.
Yeah, how's that work?
I'm thinking my way.
You're kind of the same thing, man.
you're kind of saying you're kind of
better
it's
it
they're close to me
they're on my body, that's me right there
is that them?
yeah
he's picking and choosing
No, you're right. Honestly, let me read literally every chat on Twitch, YouTube, Kicking Eggs.
You know what? Sorry, my man. You know what? Hey, that's not me, big man. You know what? Hey, that's not me, big man.
Uuuhm...
Oh my god, they're mocking you. Oh my god, they're mocking me!
They're fucking...
Oh no! Let me get up! Let me get up!
Holy fuck!
Let me get up!
Maxing his knife back single. Let me get up. Oh my god
What he doesn't know where we are
Yeah, fuck you guy Nick works doesn't have any friends
The hell guys you guys can get one kill excellent
Ray's little bit excellent Ray's
Well, I saw
Well, we're not so it blasted to the shadow round by some fat Clanker
And then I got sniped before I had the chance to react.
I'm gonna put him on peanut too. I mean, lookie, I'm down.
What the fuck, bro?
You say what? Lookie, what?
We were killing a lot of Clankers.
Yeah, we were. We were.
That was a lot of Clankers.
Where were you?
Because we would have been done with that shit 10 minutes ago if we had the fucking Bunker.
No, I was there. I was in that thick of battle.
Sometimes in the fog of war you cannot see your allies.
But you must trust me out there and fight!
I was over in the corner just chilling out.
I want to lose my heels.
Next time. Next time. Next time. Next time. Next time. Next time. Next time.
I got you boys next time on that one.
Under P!
Well, thank God.
Should we go freaking or should we throw it down?
No, no, no.
All right, all right, all right.
Now that VoIP is working, I'm actually turning it on because I'm trying to, I'm
trying to frame Mog.
Okay, if you will.
I'm trying to jester max.
Yeah, we need to jester max.
That guy was ripping you apart.
He goes, he goes, I can't, you lost to a knife, you suck, dude.
I would wish I would wish I was your boys. I
Would wish that my worst enemy. I'm so sorry to have you. I'm sorry to have you
I'm bringing in the bird
Let me turn down this long easy one, but
Well, let's do a little seven.
There we go.
Still there.
Pretty good.
OK, now it's just that.
Is that what's that disease you have?
Whatever you hear in your ears.
Is that what's this?
Well, yeah, oh, the ear thing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, something.
Yeah, thanks.
Oh, tonight is tonight is tonight.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
I don't know who wrote this song, but I am fine.
Yeah, look at our load-on value.
Uh, what, what, what are we looking at?
Are we, are we looking good?
Oh, no. Oh, it looks like we're broke.
I'm looking good. I don't know. I don't know.
You guys are, are doing, I'm looking good.
I'm looking really good.
I'm getting up. Hold on.
Yeah, you get up. You get up, chief.
Okay, you get that.
You get, you, hey, you, uh, you, yeah.
You, uh, yeah, I'm coming in high.
Yeah, come I'll bring it all go ahead. Yeah, bring yeah, give me it all
Yeah, don't miss a drop
Wait, I got 15 of these purple things when I do it those bad boys again 15 of these purple things again. Well, how do I do that?
Fuck you, you don't know
Let's get come on. We better go come on. We're first. We're first. Oh, I should be side
I had to McDonald's burgers right before this
Yeah, yeah, I just got the small little cheeseburgers. I'll give you one bite
Right
I
Follow me boys this time. We're not dying to know who to get to see that again
Was ready
Yeah, I'm yelling Timber you better move you better day
You'll be the guy you won't remember
Will be the one you won't forget
Pack that one rope yep
Porky Bear Star
You guys we gotta go right again. We gotta go this way
That's not the good idea. Yeah, I'm literally sitting over where my body was right now
pissed
He's pissed
Oh
You're not gonna like I can't even tell like what's Louisville. What's not well actually I got there
Danger spotted
That sounds like a chronic smoker
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Oh, it's a doggy, don't even think about it, I got it.
It's a little dead over here, bro.
Oh yeah, you have to snap that shut up, snap that shut nasty.
The hell is the point of this robe?
Come up here.
What the fuck is this?
Put it out!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
there Nick
go up the stairs while there's lead up the stairs
do you think it's over there?
take a look
I would imagine the stairs the same
no shit
yeah you'll tell me where you're going
do you think it's over there?
yeah okay
why are there stairs?
maybe a lot
maybe a lot later on
I don't know
Yeah, that's gotta be like a PDP like aspect like something like PDP in that one.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Is there like a soft-truck?
This guy's just shilling with his hoverboard.
These headshots do more damage, but I don't know, probably.
No, they do, they do. It gives you double-eyed.
It took us forever.
Well, yeah, but I'm talking about like, uh...
I got the big bosses that are like...
They tried to stop me.
Oh, yeah.
Did you shoot him in the dick?
Yeah.
Real much don't happen.
You should do it.
These ones do.
He poked me in semi-autically.
I don't know the meaning of that last one, but I'm...
I hope that you guys don't eat it.
It's gonna go with it.
Mm-hmm.
Fuck yeah, Pete.
I agree.
Fuck yeah.
It was something jumping.
Sure.
It was jumping, jumping.
Why's he a fat one?
big one over a big one oh well he's not dead I thought it was gonna die I'm gonna
stick my crab on him
you got crap is actually kind of put into words
what if I can make a shot since I got into the move
I'm gonna try to exhaust this guy
dude, insecure us
how do you assess it how do you assess it
double make it to the back double make it to the back
It's like double up like double up thick it just like it two shots the big business
Yeah, there's the mailings every sneaky we will be doing a scam make sure nobody's here. It's okay. You ready three two one scanning
Oh take over the Northeast can we really take out?
It's just a bitch
Okay, you get your quest
Well, you need to hack something.
Hack the terminal intersection complex.
Should we choice the green hexagon?
I don't see any hexagon.
Is this terminal about this?
Same intersection.
That's not dangerous.
Let's go to the complex or bio.
Okay.
Hack the path.
I feel like when we get closer, it'll pop up and we gotta run to it.
So we just gotta...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense to me, boss.
I try to pay you to big bucks, boss.
Alright, boss.
He's modern as boss.
What do you say about it?
Like a chess table or something
Space chess table
Who got a EBT card?
Score?
Should we fucking oranges?
That is what they said?
Another EVP on?
Another EVP on!
Trimble, Trimble, Trimble, Trimble!
Eeeewww, shit!
We're in the cheesecake factory in that, boys!
Heheheheheheh!
YEAAAAHOW!
You need quarantine data, Worm, what the fuck?
Oh, yep, I see it!
Right on my- right on me!
Found it!
Yeah.
There you go.
Uh...
Hack into your terminal!
Yeah, I bet I can beat you all.
I...
...move?
Even
No, I do one Saturday. I gotta go to oh, we gotta kill you sec commander. We're gonna go big boss
Hey, wait, why are you that?
Because the next mission says acquire shipping manifest from you second render. Uh, oh, let's do it
But wait, is he out there? Is that him right there? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right there
Let me speak and knife him. Yeah
Go fuck the camel
Oh, he's a big boy
Oh
Crab maniac
Oh, oh crap. Just go it on his way
There wasn't him we need
No, no, no, no, no, I was saying that, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's him.
Okay, okay.
Dude, we acquired this shipping manifest from the user commander, I don't see one.
It's right here, it doesn't drop in the loot bag, it drops outside his body.
It's given you by stacked shipping container before it is picked up.
Right there, we're doing this, got it, that one, that one, that one.
Uh, how do we scan that?
Is that me?
Yeah, yeah.
You got the card, you got the card.
It's, oh, it's a QR code!
Okay, got it.
Good work!
Okay!
Oh
Oh wait
If you guys need smoke just call for it I can smoke your section
Come on, bitch.
God, yeah.
Whee!
It'll be a good fight, boys, good fight.
A good fight, good fightin'.
We're doing pretty good.
There we are.
Hmm, take that.
All right.
Think I think it's time to leave now
You'll explosive damage to you ESC or runners, but I just did that with the crab I didn't count
I mean she hasn't been doing damage to ads which means we've been doing it off you know
Okay, that's what's going on here. That's yeah, we've been doing all the heavy lifted
wait why is it not that's explosive damage you got it you got it you got these grenade
I should we skedaddle over here we must see about that
what
Oh
If I snap a super small there's like a few eyes we just go to your life you are if you want to play will be long down
Let's do it
Stay tactical boys
What's about you?
No, there's possibly Jack. He's just a dog back
Or I'm stuck in the jelly man. That's it
We need the boot away as well
Come on, porky.
I think we all do a shotgun after this game on Cam.
I'm in.
All right, bitch.
You're a bitch if you don't, honestly.
Well, first off, okay, first off, I'm drinking the tall boys, okay?
All right.
Well, you can do like a half shotgun.
Okay.
I'll chug half.
You chug until we stop.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, my!
Oh
Jesus Christ
Did you see that?
Three tentacles. Ah, bro. Close you. Close you would have loved that.
It's like in the videos.
Oh step tentacle, I'm stuck in the extraction.
Don't fucking hurt me. Oh
Oh
Don't put that there.
I'm not another chemical no step step lock the buzz no
All right, let me
I just got a new insult that I haven't seen before, are you guys with this groc humor?
groc humor?
Yeah, he was at all your program your government bot. Well, I said a new one. Is that a new one?
I've heard that one your government plan. Of course I am but that doesn't mean my I get my jokes from grog
No, it doesn't be your day. Oh, it doesn't my CIA handler gives me my jobs
Exactly, and there we go bomb a couple countries. No one's ever heard of
And we go to bed today
I'm out of money what you mean killing it how am I the money no way that's what I'm saying that's
how am I out of money lock it bro you got to sell the shit that you've been looting bro you
got to get a lot you just got it with $25 I was a gun for $25 fucking dollars
What is this?
I got a deluxe key.
Oh, it's like a deluxe key.
No, no.
Pass that ridge.
Most of my space dollars are tied up in stocks and bars.
It's worth the top rate.
Pitch.
You'll see. Watch this.
Watch those numbers running up.
I'm about to run it up.
Alright, King Von, I'm about to run it up.
number not so right most of the number the top left shoot me it's the same
way in fucking art man I'm just shoot I'm here to shoot wait what next what's
you want to do you know hold up now I saw my stuff
What are that? 2.2 thousand? They said I was 4.
Ain't nothing but a thing. Ain't nothing but a thing.
Ain't nothing but a thing.
Ooh, you got a new quest. Ooh, there's a combat shotgun.
Let me check my quest.
I'm gonna do that quest.
Whatever you do the uh...
Who that extra thousand dollars to?
Get that Introducing Arachne quest.
Introducing Arachne? What is that?
It's a faction get through get through what you're doing
His way hold up wait who I introduce you're acting to see a nice guy
We unlocks lock box key for purchase in the army. Oh my god
Hold up that was hold up that voice I can be more awards
where I got okay I got the establishing week to late the taxes link the stuff oh
my god oh my goodness oh my god my cortisol was a spiking he's actually
frame on me all said and he is a lion oh my god he's lying maxing
I
Boss man, who's boss man? Who's boss one? Oh, is that dick?
What what what question you doing introducing a Rackney, but a oh which one's that on there?
It's under it's under the green quest
Oh, yeah, got it. Okay. It's active what we do in any zone deal damage to opposing runners and successfully down a hospital
Okay, we can do that. We do that easy 100% easy boy. It's got crazy rewards. Oh, yeah, that's easy
We got that in the bag
Should I go grab my soldiers? Oh
Yeah, we gotta do a thing
One second give me one second
all right boys and girls I'm deriping I'm deriping you guys are yours feel free to
Jonas boy!
Track that bad boy open.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You hear that, boys? You hear that, boys?
Sounds heaven gates opening up.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Or we're not choosing every other way for our boys the corrects was wrong you guys ready
Hello
Nope
From friend go. I think I get into two
They're replacing okay. That's okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. They're doing a little replenishing voice a little bit of a pencil
Wait for me wait for me
I'm back
Where's mr. Rogan I think some a little bit longer with it get from the chair to the fridge back
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, mm-hmm. I gotta get out of that chair. I'm gonna just push us off for all sorts of fridge
Welcome back welcome back good chair welcome back. Are you ready? Oh, yeah?
All right, we are three two one
Food who rangers that three
I gotta pop it yellow hobby me tell it be you learn every lesson. Yeah, honey. Yeah. Yeah, honey. Yeah
homies homies homies
Three two one now this boy's tears
I
Will put some hair on your chest boys
Ready up now boys ready up now ready up now boys
Time to get ready time you love this
Well, I'm bringing a 4k you guys are you guys are 2.1 2.1 2.1. Well, that's because you've got double
I know we wanted to relax. Okay
Well, you begin to fully automatic guns for the same
Every boys ready
Ranger if he was ready to rumble, I'm ready to go
I'll do it. Here we go. Here we go. Time to get serious. Time to get serious. She likes my tractor
She's gonna take her out on big green tractor. We can go slower
We can go faster
I
Thought we'd be further in by now
Intro time and down in this game. I hope you do boys understand
I don't have the time for the intro just right here for this game
It'll happen. It'll happen boys. It'll happen boys.
I got it. I got it.
Wait, no way. Wait, what's happening?
What do you mean you got this thing?
No, I'm back. Sorry.
I'm sorry, this game just decides to fucking like,
you give me an aneurysm when we load it.
It'll happen. It'll happen. It'll happen.
It'll just last and give you things.
Okay, so we have quit you. We're still, we're still questing?
You guys have, uh, you have damage to all of us.
This is the PvP quest. PvP quest.
Honestly, the haters have kind of calmed down in my chat.
I need to be all busy going and painting the hair black and listening to the screamo music in the room
I'll always hate every new game. I don't want to like anything in my room. Don't give anything a chance. I want to hate everything
Get out of here
Oh, what is he still attacking me?
Oh my god, he's a crab crab crab crab!
God damn you!
Wait, can you send me a little drone?
Hey, one to one, one to one, one to one!
Wait, this robot's taking me off!
Why can't I sprint? I don't want this robot to take me off!
I don't want this robot to take me off!
I can't sprint!
Oh, I see where I see where!
Real guy, real guy!
Oh no!
See!
The reaction time of a toaster.
Did you see that?
Yeah!
Thank you!
You're cooking him a 5 star meal when he came in the door.
It would be like 10 years to shoot him.
Well he grew up, had kids, grandkids, a whole loving family before he started shooting.
I was back!
I'm sick of you fucking chatting when you're not doing nothing.
Well, honestly, our kids are so bad that it doesn't really make any difference, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This fucking guy's got me chugging food through rangers, and they want reaction time.
We've turned in completed...
Oh wait, I completed the contract!
Oh!
Oh, why?
Oh wait, I do nothing?
Oh, looks like I completed the contract for killing someone!
Ooh, uh...
You didn't do that!
I can't...
I can't kill anybody...
Yes, the contract would be completed if I did it!
A fruit forest, is it good?
Fruit forest?
A fruit forest, good, fruit forest, bud.
Yeah, I was really good. Okay, that's what I was so how we you guys are freaking 100% right?
Oh, I got another link to another thing
Okay, why don't have the contract because I did what's all these about
But you see you don't have the contract because you didn't kill anyone
I didn't get any hope at all.
No, no, no!
He... he...
I'm gonna be contemplating that for a second.
He did complete the contract for telling anyone, yet I did.
He is a pretty dead guy.
No, no, guys, can we run with the numbers on that one?
Can we run with the numbers on that one?
They... they...
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't talk to me.
Use the numbers on that one.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'll have my modular over the math on that one.
Totally.
That's how you live. That's how you live life. You may die at the right page of 46, but that's how you live life
Okay, all right
So while everybody's drinking their kombucha juices that live until 90 and they got a poop and a prostate bag because they're so old
Let me tell you something. I'd rather die big macked up
large coat no bank coat right in the fun
playhouse of a McDonald's in the right
page of 46 that's where I want to die
that's why I want to fucking die fuck
you that's what I say
I'm getting a big ol' catchin' up rogue you little fuckin' porky.
I'm getting a catchin' up, catchin' up for what?
What question we doin' now?
I'm kinda, what are we, what are we catchin' up on here?
I'm catchin' up to you.
I'm cosidin' right now.
I'm gonna do this one.
Well, okay, I'm gonna do this one.
Wait, wait, wait, more than me.
How much do you weigh?
About 230.
Ah!
Don't give me that.
Maybe your left arm flap weighs 230.
That's enough.
Have a good sense of shit.
Oh, yeah.
Let me pull this guy up on three.
He's not.
Let me take a little look.
No, I
Shot and I stream it
Yeah, well make sure you stop too while you're here
Does that is because people in apex
I love you bitch
I'm gonna use my probability and kill someone I should go to that complex again. Oh my mouse is doing that thing again. Oh, no
Oh, no, it's you. Oh, yeah. Okay. I can't go into any menu. Unfortunately. Somebody else generally just to the complex
Just opening the menu. I'm not even touching anything. Hi. All right. Yeah, it's do that thing again. It's do the thing again
Oh, I'm dying
I can't even loot cuz I'm doing I got the mini blitz I can't move my mouth
it just lagging all over the screen it chose me oh no oh no I didn't even close
that oh no let me try let me try that
trick I did hold on ladies and gentlemen
real this is crazy so do you ever gonna
you guys see do you ask for a fresh yes
I give you a second here how are they
this good yes yeah I got fucking
secrets oh man oh man thank you for
those secrets bird in a bush oh man you
down there what's going on over there
I'm not gonna fix that problem. No, I thought I did but I didn't
I'm trying to do that thing where I drag it out of my screen a bunch of times
Yeah
In my mouse, it just it's getting better. Actually it's getting a little bit better
It's still just really it's right B2. I'll put that on yeah something's yeah, they gotta fix that
Seven
Add something
Had something. Oh, okay. It's just opening menus
Okay, do you the discord overlay as well or just close this work? I turned I turned steam overly off
And I don't think I ever run discord over. I think I turned off a long time ago
Okay, well they made a tweet about it. So check their official channels or ask your chat
What do they say the tweet? Yeah, that's what I mean
Ask your chat because I do tweet about it. It's discord or OBS. Oh, yeah, could because I'm playing on a capture card
Yeah, that's why yeah, that's why everybody plays on a capture card
No, me and you and Nick all do it. I never had the issue yet. Okay
This is how do I how do I?
You know, I already turned off steam overlay and restarted
Not that. Oh gee. It sometimes just goes away after a little bit
Wait a minute, he's not going away is me. Oh, let me hide my screen like trying to my shit
No, it's it. Yes. He's it's just oh man
You did turn off the discord over there. Oh, yeah, I've never had this corner over there on double check though
I mean I don't double check either, but my setting was still on yeah
My city was so on I'll double check double check
uh...
where where is the leg
uh...
i'll see it
go all the way to set it all game over it's in that it is you know it's off
it's off
okay well
uh... you should still check the tweet bro i mean it
you have to say something about it
or not about that
well you guys think this game is over operators
probably not
it might concede a little bit
i think that people that are pvp heavy are gonna
Really enjoy this game. I think the casual players like more than we'd find a marine Ark right now
Yeah, I know well, I do think they can should increase the amount of finding for sure
I feel like we're not fighting enough fighting. Yeah, but we fight one team again if that
It kind of feels like apex where you run into a team as a squad is what it feels like. Yeah
I I just I think this this game is for months were heavy PvP competitive focused, right?
What's your most like like like like think about the game out like this an arc waiters
What like I think like one thousand two thousand
Wait, let me let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish.
It all great is if you're gonna be competitive, right?
You pop it on the blue shield and you grab them the minute it. All right, that's like it
There's I mean, it's like I'm suck Santa. Okay. Well, sure. Whatever the fuck just just you we use
In this game there's like a billion different items to do a billion different things people that are PDP focus and are competitive to sit
I'm probably gonna like this
More than just going on a bit of it in a blue shield
But what is it feels weird about the good is it the screen balance when you're like running it feels like it's
How is that there is no
There's a guy right here. How do you see me? I was sticky as hell
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna die dude! I'm gonna die of these take-ups!
I'm dead. Guys, I can't fix the menu glitch. I don't know what's going on.
Oh my, real team, real team!
No fucking way, right when you die.
We were fucking sitting there fapping, bro. We were sitting there fucking fapping.
Oh my god, there is no way
What are we doing?
I've got the fucking polling rate over here.
Forky the pig.
Oh alien, it's fixed guys, it's fixed. My mouse is back.
Let go!
It's fixed, it's fixed.
Come on guys!
Kill each other
That's
The tech issue game
I don't know if they gave a solution or they're just telling you it's promise.
I, no, I'm, I, it's fixed now, it's fixed now.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
It's fixed now.
I'm all good.
It's all fixed.
Let's run one more free kid.
This time, we've got an easy one.
Do you have a free kid?
Um, I don't know.
You're gonna have to take it away from me.
No, I've got a free kid.
I've got a free kid.
We've got a crew member error.
What?
Here we go.
What?
But I'm got four hours kind of feeling the silly juice funny buddy
Got four hours, I think arc we played this for another hour
And then we are like backwards what no what no
We're talking about you want to migrate you talking about dude. We rip another
Well, we got we're already out of freaks. We lost all our goop. No, we saw freaks. We mean, what are you talking about, dude?
forget awkwardness and marathon you want to play the same game you've been playing
for four months over a game that came out of there fuck the names of the games
is that what you're telling me he's rolling ball out there did not
strike the ball did not strike you guys talking about my I'm enjoying
myself are you I'm good I'm good I just they may we split it up
I've been tricking me yeah I've been yanking my wiener I I've been a job I
thought we all have a damn good time what's it I mean yeah you know but let's
let it roll let's let it roll all right all right let's let it roll let's let
wrong let's let it all let's let it all let's let it all let's let it all let me uh wait hold on
i gotta check enough why does it say oh completed contract oh that's me that's me
it's me it's me it's not for me it's not for me well let me fix this up let me fix it yeah hop on in hop on
enchi hop on enchi hmm bro whenever you're ready peanut whenever you're ready i've been ready
accepting this new i've been ready it says there's a crew member error a crew oh there we go
Okay. Yeah, there you go. I think. Oh.
Oh, they get time out.
Something was going on there.
Someone got out there.
Hmm. Let me second.
Wait, what question do you accept?
Or what question do you pick?
I pick prime time, prime time.
Prime time, prime time, prime time.
Give me a second.
Huh?
Let me tell you something, boys.
Let me tell you something.
Let me.
Hold on. Let me tell you something.
Let me have a hand. Let me tell you something.
Okay.
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say something right now. I'm gonna say something right now
I'm gonna say this is flowing if we keep dogging on new games before giving them a full 10%
Hold up. Let me fit
This is not let me finish any sentence. Let me finish
If we keep dogging on new games, okay
What you like you're gonna have until you are 90 is
Call of Duty 56
Halo
72 okay, that's what you're gonna get if you don't talk about it every's like oh, dude
It's the same game every year
Don't sit on it day one when they try something new
Even if you don't like it stop
Shut the hell up if let them work let them cool
Let them cook or you're gonna get called to me 96. I'm not living with all of the United States
I can't do a call of 390 cents!
Wait, you kind of sounded like one of those speech people in the 40s.
Now he does have a point yet he does have a point.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I can't say one thing.
What?
We didn't grind for two months three months. Okay, I'm listening
That inventory is nice
I do have
All in three days. That's all I'm saying. I do have a surplus of Bobcats. No, you got yo, if you don't use them
They go in bye-bye
Let's get this game.
That's not wrong.
Bro, if you could stay alive
when we get to deep fight, that'd be great.
Let me know, man.
I was the last alive.
You just spectated me knife-ing a guy.
Let me know, man.
You let me know when you don't get turned on.
Let me know, man.
That's two turn-ons.
You can't acknowledge the critical comments
No, I'm not acknowledging the critical comments, this has been 10 hours and 21 minutes since release!
Amy, nothing! You know nothing about the game! I'm not listening to your stupid fucking 10 hours and 21 minute comments!
Let's ride!
I need to stop right here.
Oh, God.
There's no one with that over here as fucking C3.
How did I already take damage? Who hit me?
Did I over here die? Who hit me? Who did take that?
Who's doing this? Who's doing this to me?
You're gonna fuck you so hard later.
I don't know. I've been told a thousand times.
Will you shut the fuck up?
I thought he was asking me!
No, of course not!
My dogs are way cooler than your dogs, Pussy!
I don't even have a dog!
I've got two! Yes I do!
Okay, you first, you first.
Smitty?
No name, Doctor Smitty Werber Mega Min Jensen?
He was number one!
And the other one, his name is Adley.
Adley?
I have no idea. I've been told a thousand times, but I never listen.
Okay
Okay, he's a he's a
Bishon first dog basically. Hey, I got sage. She's a toy Australian shepherd the size of her thumb
Hey, toy Australian shepherd toy sized Australian shepherd
Then three I got us violent or no
I got a standard poodle.
Okay.
Alright.
Let me go ahead and see if I can pick guys.
We're on freakins.
We only have like a hundred bullets.
We supply knives as much as we can.
That's true.
That's a skip.
I have an idea.
How about we don't kill a spicer?
Not a beach on Coton de Thulière.
That's what the bitch is called.
Whatever the fuck.
Coton de Thulière.
Whatever the first stop.
You got a Coton de Thulière?
I got a Coton de Thulière.
Not a Coton.
I'm sorry, if people had you at gunpoint, they'd say spell coton 2 to 2 to the left.
Oh dude, it's really so easy. Try to spell right now.
Brother, I'm looking at you in your eyes.
What's going on again? Spell coton d2lia.
K O T A N C O T I L O U I A.
That's really the easiest thing to spell.
I will give you a ring if the time comes, I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
Don't call me.
Yeah, I'm not calling you.
I'll call like fucking...
I'll definitely call Peanut.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
You always call me on my cell phone.
Late night with you need my love.
You always call me on my cell phone.
Oh, did you see that?
Late night with you need my love.
I love you.
I know where they are at me.
Oh, I know where they are at me.
I know where they are at me.
You used to call me on your cell phone.
They know where to be, my love.
You used to call me on my cell phone.
I'm like, you know, you sound
beautiful. You're a songbird of a generation.
That's awesome. Guys, avoid all
clankers and all cars. We had to see
my ass. Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here. We gotta
find people. Yeah, we gotta
find. We gotta find someone.
Oh, we're going to be in shock, I think.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I'll be here for a while, Greg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, hey, where are the people?
I want to murder somebody.
I'm going to freak you out.
I'm trying to upgrade.
We're at Northside Complex?
Northside Complex.
Let's go by.
We got to go to, like, an actual P.O.I. that probably has other people doing missions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
Yeah, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
That's where they peed the big bottles.
How do you use your flashlight?
Yeah, oh, that's not it. Oh, man, I wasted a crab
Flashlight class I would a
You wasted a crab
Wait, what was that need that was just crap
What if you could hook a flashlight to one of those, those comorbidities that they've
got inside the Walmart's and that should get down on you.
There's R-scans, yeah, they are scams.
They adjust the grip strength.
They don't grab a single.
They're close in 20 minutes.
Grip strength.
Oh, are we ready?
Oh.
Got you, Jeff.
I'm in it.
Are we getting, getting, getting?
I
Lot of enemies lot of enemies
Oh my god real team real team they got me. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I like what fight that is what types
Who the hell is that guy behind you?
I don't- I don't know what's happening.
What an idiot!
What the hell is going on?
We're- we're stuck in this one.
He's stupid!
I'm here, I'm on it.
That way!
Go right, go left, fight, fight!
Left, left, left.
Crab out!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
Finish him finish him
God job
You pinned him you pinned him
In the hallway
You got you got you got you got you got you got you got you
I'll pinch you take care of you
Here we go
I hit
He's not here anymore, he's not here anymore
Here we go
I'll be
He's got uh he's got suffers
He's got suffers
Did you get him?
Who went with the winners?
I'll dead
All right
Good work team
Yeah boys
They got this one guy is deaf and blind
You should have seen him
This is Robus reviving me on the stands. He came to the stands, but turned his back to us as to use the stances coming
He was bouncing on us. He was bouncing on us professor. I thought I was a certified
certified certified
Don't give that guy a box of crayons because he's having a feast
Do not do not give that guy the blue-collar crayons. Oh my god
That's a five star meal for that gentleman.
Okay, I'm actually looted new cap.
Hmm.
You think this bad boy is one.
Well, what?
Would you just drop and hit each other in here?
You guys do this, other guys?
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting tons of heels.
I'm getting tons of implants.
I'm not even reading them.
I don't even care.
I'm powerful as shit over here.
Oh my God.
I'm low key.
Exactly.
Jed.
I'm low key.
You just click and do that.
That's not a stack type shit I did.
exactly shaka arrived my group is I doubt my group is what I say
hmm I don't know is it called a wasp system yeah oh I don't know no bullshit
I don't know where we say it again who we what we done month we don't want oh
Oh
You got that you got that thing, huh?
This'll do, huh?
Binky-bonga Jimmy Tonga. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
All right, we need to go to blue ping greenhouse on a mouse on a mouse
Wait, you want this one the algae calm puns?
Green oh, please call these house. Oh, God. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be out of house. It was green
Sorry my bad, my bad. I mean let's get our mouse. Oh, sorry
There's cool new weapon, too
I
Want to be here we are tracking with our fucking deeper. What?
But can you dream me?
I got a little pincher. Oh, we actually need to drum both of us. He's got a pinch off to you. Yeah
Oh, I don't got it. Yeah, I'll just maybe if I follow him it gives it to me too or what
Oh my God! Are we getting ambushed? There's two guys!
What just happened right there?
Claymore is the same.
Oh God, too much of that.
Get it!
You're Claymores or something.
No, shut up. I ran into a Claymore earlier, no cap.
Nice play, man. That's the same kid.
Where are these shots coming from?
They're right here, they're head glitching.
Wait, on, on, on!
Just click it, just click it.
Click it for man down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You know what's important?
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
It's nice. Now we're cooking.
MEN'S DIRT SPID!
My robotic intellect burns into shit!
burns into the temperature!
My man, my man!
So it's lefty-dukey, I lefty-daaah!
My man, my man!
You devious dog, you devious dog, not something I used to do.
Maybe behind the window you used to scratch.
I'm not going to show you something.
Alright? I'm not going to show you something.
Here's my beacon.
Oh my God!
Oh, I'm going to die. I'm going to go over here.
It's a commander, commander, right?
Just hang it on here, mate.
If you're a squad season 1, it's very nice.
You don't have to be that big man.
That's who the good eye cat's like, and it's just you, Mr. Squad!
On the horse.
The fucking little house.
Oh, actually, I just called.
Did you get those two clagga commanders?
Yeah, they're both bad.
what what what what we're a little
drawn for you so and say that you for
locked up what things powers we're all
the people add what do i hear stuff
less i hear something happening south
west
uh let's get up we don't want to kill
somebody i don't even have inventory
space i suppose we can leave
I'm gonna kill some button
We are doing weights guys sweet guys hold up. I have a master plan real quick
You know how the complex is like the main thing on this map. Is there a main thing on the other map?
Is there there's a complex of anything I think so right? Is that where everybody goes? I don't know
What if what what if we do oh?
This look like a 50k view and chat not gonna lie. Thanks for the analysis chief
What if we do what if we?
What if we go in with free kids and we just
Sprint to the main spot kill a team of two and then split down over and over again to build up our stats
mm-hmm
Shots behind us. Yeah
Yeah shots shots. I'm maybe
All right, yeah, come back. Oh my goodness. What are the him like trying to kill me?
Not game!
Get you, get you, get you, get you, get you, get you.
I can't run, Reds.
I mean, I can hold in Reds, but...
Oh, yes, I'm in.
I can't hold.
Yeah, you know, you know, I can't run.
Let's get past job.
I don't know if this is to be fired or not.
Scanning, scanning?
Oh, this gun kind of sucks.
You can't.
Follow the entrance.
Over there!
I see him, I see him.
Holy crap this thing is insane. Oh my god
I just have to another one's weak
Be really to give just you gave us to give us two games. Oh, I know that's you. I'm shooting you
I
Be out there that was my beat out of my boys. I'll tell me that was my boys. I did that with my boys
I'll take that with my boys
I thought I was putting it work. I'm not gonna lie to you
This guy is nice this guy is nice boys
Oh my god, holy shit got the double-ended flush light where you can paint your guns
So you can what you can paint your guns is one that's purple right here. I mean you're right here purple. Yeah
Give me my paint like paint them with paint. Are you one of them slow fuckers?
Hmm
Dg judge
Hmm
Roadman watching other grown men. What is that even supposed to mean? I think I'm gonna come on. Oh, I don't know what to be getting
What the fuck is that even made?
What is that read?
Everything
Also, I'm a peanut
Oh, let's ride
What's that sound it's what I'm telling us
Fuckers, okay, so I heard it to you, okay
Crab
He's rich you cram going
Is this guys up right here?
Just down.
Alright.
Let's leave.
Oh, wait, hold on.
There's gonna be actually a team over here.
Oh my god!
Real team!
Me!
The police came down and they moved back up.
Okay, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Where's that guy's Amigos at?
I don't know.
Me either!
Look, look, look!
What happened?
I told you there was a thing.
I don't know.
Huh!
Watch your mouth.
Let me just check this guy's dinner, brother.
You watch your mouth, you son of a bitch.
You talking to me like that, man?
And you're gonna fucking speak it out. Yes
He's got nothing he had like
The same guy
Got him
Take that food
All right, I'm gonna leave both. Yeah, let's leave. Let's leave.
All right, boss. Let's leave both.
Go to your pink. Green one?
Excellent.
Oh, blue one. Blue one, I say.
278, 274, 265.
All right, no cap.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Are you guys using grenades at all or no?
Oh, no, no. Well, I use Mr. Crab,
which he is kind of a grenade, but oh, well, that ain't gonna be good.
Oh, it's you.
Wait, how do I take your armor?
I appreciate you being a man, man.
That's right.
Well, it is an apex.
It's different of a game.
Yeah, but why would your armor take damage from a fall?
Because my armor, like, say if I was, like, a medieval steel guy,
right, that would hurt my boots, right?
Uh, yeah.
You're gonna hurt your feet in your boots?
Well, yeah, my feet in my boots.
But if my boots are covered in my feet,
which does it hurt first?
If it hurts, I'll say it's covered in my feet.
That is true.
He does like feet.
He's one of them freaks.
Oh, Clayton Commander!
Die, die, die!
Some of these guys take one bullet to kill and the other one takes like fifty-five minutes.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
Wait, guys, I just realized the extract is no longer here.
Oh, shit. Oh, you're right, you're right.
Can't tell if I want to kill him or fuck him.
Then time out, if Tentacles make a group of feel some type of way.
They can do the dream of what the future may look like.
Maybe some mojito's in Italy.
Maybe a nice warm beach.
Time out, come be in the coladas.
Don't talk to me, I'm eating McDonald's.
I have to piss
Don't do it, don't do it, you're gonna leave yourself Commander, relieve yourself
Do I have permission to piss Commander?
Yes you do, Sergeant, yes you do
Alright, give it to your saviour, be right back!
you
I have returned, I have returned.
Quick sip of the silly.
Oh yeah, that's nice.
That's nice.
Boys, I have a turn, I have a turn.
I have pissed, and I am back in maximum power.
Maximum power.
Do not doubt my power.
Okay?
Do not doubt your commander's power.
Do not doubt your...
Never.
He be there for a second.
Thank you, Shay.
That's why you're my favorite, Sheldon.
Because I'm a duty-or-anus.
You have to edit to the need for convincing me.
God, never, bitch.
Yeah, you did it. I love you, kids.
I don't like what you say. The word hate is to me.
I don't fucking like it.
I... I... you say it.
Can we see a little bit of cute boys?
Contract, contract, contract, contract.
Hope contract, yep.
Yep. Yep. Yes, sir.
I wish we could have it done, bro.
Yes, sir.
Yep, yep.
Oh, yes sir.
Let me turn my bad. Let me turn this bad boy in you sir. Yes, sir
I don't even remember doing it. Yep, I did it though see that a percent good man. It's a good man right there across
Upgrades available bro, how many upgrades do I fucking have?
We got let me see
unlocks and hands over on AR VII
Punch and CE tactical sidearm purchase in the cyber acne
No, thanks. I don't want that.
We can get on that.
Heat capacity. Oh, that's massive.
That's massive.
Massive, massive.
Look at the top right.
Heat underscore, underscore sync.exe.
Heat capacity increases the number of movement actions sprinting
come assigning.
You can perform before overheating.
Massive massive dude. We need that bitch. Oh, we guys I eat it wait. Oh
No, I
I unstable biomass
Capsone upgrade available. Is that we guys know we need 12 unstable biomass. Can you buy that? I?
Haven't seen it yet
What is this guy's talking minute guys just anyone know where to get
That might be the Mars, bro. I'm just getting a vibe.
You better let that fucking peanut know! Right now!
My hands are gonna roll.
Oh, they're telling me. They're speaking to me.
These beers are speaking to me! Drink me! Drink me!
These beers are talking to me! Drink me! Drink me!
I
Think the green goblin mask
No, I think I think you have to go to the first one the first map perimeter that is where we get unstable biomass
Mm-hmm unstable biomass I believe
Which I say about that biomass, but they say to go to the first map. That's what they said
Miss all the fuck doesn't say that we're on the dire
March don't you don't you disrespect your commanding officer
Son of a bitch on the perimeter. Do not disrespect your commanding officer again. I'll have your
penis in the washy pinky finger hold faster than you can blink oh you
disrespect your commanding leader again wrap around this fat fucking pinky
I ain't got fingers, but I'll do something with what I do.
That's mouth and eyes.
This guy's got a little nub.
See what?
Don't make me rub my nub on you.
I don't do not make me rub my nub on you.
There will be, there will be, the consequences
will be astronomical.
Bro, you gonna like that nub?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The daddy gets what daddy wants.
You're gonna take this nub.
I can take it.
No, I don't like that type of nub.
You don't take that nub.
And it won't take that again.
I don't want that fucking nub.
I don't want that one.
I don't want it.
Please keep it to yourself.
Alright, hold on.
Let me make sure I got everything I need.
So we need unstable biobags.
Let me accept a thing.
Wait, what question are we doing?
We're on MITA. Introducing.
MITA? Okay, okay.
Across tiles should die IV defeat you you said combat units. We're gonna kill bots and then we got a brick glass. Okay, okay?
Okay, okay, all right. Okay, we do that easy. We do that easy. We do that easy, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, all right. I'll stay with biomass. So don't let me forget. Let me forget
Mr. Bobby is my boy good man good man
And mr. Robert was my good man. Good. Oh man
I'm not a fan.
I'm a 36 million.
Bless you.
You're going to do that.
That's me right now.
No, no, no, I'm not talking about those.
I was talking about the same part.
I was just struck by a hemorrhoid wait hold up I think we have to destroy play
hold up mad boys hold on seriously give me a second actually I know where I can
find biomass where I'm caught he gets right these things yeah the jellies no
That could be a sideway is biomass. I don't know where's we find it
Where else will we find that?
I mean fuck. Did you ask your chat? I asked him. I asked him chat. Where are we gonna get the biomass?
I don't know sir is there up guys the game just fucking came out
Watching streams. Oh, yeah, but yeah, but my bongulators are way smarter. All right, then your guys, okay?
All right. Yeah, they're geniuses. They're geniuses. Don't you disrespect my
Bungalowys like that again. They know everything they know all right, you hear
that Nick Merks and Rogue's chat? He didn't defend y'all right there. You hear that?
Oh
We've been healing we've been healing here we go. Oh my god, I'm already died
To that thing
This isn't our greatest bow that doesn't mean anything
Thank you. Thank you, good. Thank you, good.
I appreciate that you did that, man.
Let's get some biomass. Let's get some. Let's get some unstable biomass.
Can you send the drone on this? Okay. Yeah, I would love a drone as well.
32 32.
Has an override card has an override card.
You can get them in medical cases.
see chat smart wait they said that when they said that chat said you can get
them in medical cases so lock in hmm wait i gotta kill seven they're gonna
thought waves lens now read your thoughts through this lens holy shit i
don't know what the fuck they just said i scan rogues brainwaves it's tacos and
burgers i don't even like tacos bro yeah sure you don't big boy my taco
right i can put a lump of cow shit in front of you
Reverse to stop this time.
Wait a little longer.
My body, my body.
Nick, you remember that Claymore comment you made earlier?
Take a look at this, my sir.
Take a look at this, take a look at this, look at this right here.
What do we got?
We got to go ahead.
What's that?
We got, uh, oh, my nails.
Oh, he's right.
That is a Claymore mind.
He's right.
Yeah, he's right.
Remember what he said?
Because we unseem to bomb us.
You got unseem to bomb us?
Oh, no, it's not.
It's an unstable something else.
There is unstable in the...
There's multiple...
It looks like a hot pocket packet full of shit.
That's what the icon looks like.
I mean, half the icons in this.
Well, nevermind.
Where are you?
I'm not seeing nothing.
That'll happen.
Oh! I see him! I see him! I see him!
I see him right here! On me! On me!
What what what what done the one crap out?
Holy please come at me. No way. Oh crap Samson crap Samson
He's good you take me. Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm gonna go to one. Oh my way sir. Hold on. Oh shit
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good.
That is not good.
That's not good.
I got another one.
Okay, I'm with you.
I'm here.
Is that the other part?
All of that.
Holy crap, you guys are crazy.
Thank you, my boy.
My boy!
Well, you were killing it out there everybody in my chat was saying Rose. I did get revived
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir
Don't believe a motherfucker where's the bathroom sir
You crossed out for me. Oh, no, I'm still I'm still dead. Oh
Oh, shit.
My bad, buddy.
That's OK.
That'll happen.
I guess sorry.
All right, you're going to need one more.
You're going to need one more.
You're going to need one more, big man.
Get in one more.
You go and fucking live, fat fuck.
Fuck your dick.
Thank you, good sir.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you big man. I appreciate that
Yeah, I got you back
There's a story here if you want to try it
I'm gonna try the scar what?
Gotta be 12 year olds in here period have fun
You know how much of a loser you sound like right now, sir
And I'm telling you that guy is the moderator for over a hundred reddit pages
I would place my life on it. I would place my life on it
That is gotta be the most loser sentence
Hold on hold on there boys. I got a look
I like it a little bunch because I it took about five tries to get revived.
Mr. Nick Murphy.
That's what it was.
Controller, do it to you.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
Now I want you to take this electric flash light I just found.
OK.
All right.
Yeah.
I want you to take.
Hey, where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
Hey.
Yes, sir.
Once you take this electric flashlight, I just found
how much to straddle right here in front of me.
Right there.
Take this thing.
Right there. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to break glass.
I'll see you guys later. Oh, wait.
Hold on. We got to do that.
You got to do that.
You got to bring some glass.
Watch out.
Just follow the back of the glass.
You can kind of mantle kind of high in the game.
Not bad, not bad.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Oh, couple clankers, couple clankers.
Be careful now, boys.
They're gonna hold you and they won't let, they won't let go.
They won't let go, no they won't.
Yeah, no, they're starting to suck in you.
They're starting to suck in you.
The robot tentacles.
You gotta be careful out there boys
Locations for biomass I got a message in chat deal yourself
In the game
I'm just the messenger don't shoot the messenger
oh can't shoot the messenger can't shoot the messenger there's the messenger
out here boys oh that'll happen I gotta relieve yourself soldier I'll relieve
yourself told me a duty soldier yes gotta do your duty
stop the carry
not because of the duty the way do you do
make sure you drain that biggie
that little big deal
Mr. Zade, Mr. Zade, my way
Mr. Zade
well hold up we did our quest I said we was
going to have a lot out of you to get our next quest
I'm taking I'm trying to get those upgrades making a split so I could be the most powerful gentlemen out here
It's only showing one of us on the map
I don't know where the other two of us are but we're gonna go right here to the garden next bill
That's what we're gonna say.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Bladder.
Honestly, I think we go down this greenercy right here.
Yeah.
Hold up, guys.
We're holding good down here.
Look at this.
This way.
Oh.
Well, Nick, you may have fucked up.
Now, hold up now, boys.
You may have fucked up.
I found the secret tunnel.
This is a perimeter, right?
Well, I found the secret tunnel down here boys. Yes, this is a perimeter. You boys you see this you see this secret tunnel right here
Come on guys you see this secret tunnel I got
Oh, it's nice nice
Hmm
Oh wait guys the guard the extract is gone. What happened to it?
Should be much to taking it all that we were going to the last extra we couldn't see some hood again down here boys careful
There is a nearby profit opportunity
Oh my goodness!
Gotcha!
Well, hey, get out of here.
Time to skedaddle.
I don't see or hear anything.
I think we're good.
Are you fucking positive?
You have your eyes all the way up.
Honestly though, how long does this motherfucker take? Is it like one minute?
Yeah, but yeah, about one minute. This isn't my right.
all right
game is dog shit gaming community has spoken
no sir it has not the gentleman that hate on every new game
has spoken still up in the air for the normal people
still up in the air
I'm gonna call the board lands.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Do more pvp. I wish we would see more people. I wish we would see more people to kill. I like killing people
I wish we would see a couple of couple of gentlemen out here
Maybe she's ever just go to the hot spots yet
All right, that was it that was a good one. I mean they're pretty good out there boys
Excellent rain
I think you did great. I think you did great soldier
I think you showed team initiative out there, determination.
Make sure you check the steering wheel.
It says runners eliminated.
Let me see here.
Combatants eliminated.
I got three.
No, no, no, combatants.
Oh, well, runners.
Oh, one, two.
Look at you.
Look at you go.
Hey.
Come on.
Not too savvy.
And Mr. Nick Mix with the one.
You guys were cooking out there, huh?
you know what I'm gonna give you guys a magnetic gold star you're gonna put it
right up on your fridge right there
I'm gonna give you my star
really give you my chocolate star I'm just gonna keep talking to me dirty
yeah let's take it in your butt
oh shit oh my goodness
oh my god take me away
take me away from these trials and tribulations of everyday life
All right. Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. Let me turn this contract. What you got?
But how's it looking? How's it looking?
Got a couple dollars. Couple space dollars that is. Guys, I just remembered that we did not get a
Single unstable biomass the entire time didn't find a single one. We didn't even look for him
Um, I need unstable biomass masses. No, no, I found one. You found another table biomass. I got one
Yeah, are you you are you fiddling to me are you lying to the commanding officer I have one I would never lie
You are yeah, we're a man of stature. She would never lie to commanding officer
Nick vice you were you seem like a military guy. Were you in the military?
I spent some years in the naval naval warfare. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Sitting up there with the semen on the poop deck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah scrubbing away scrubbing away
Seren a couple bunk beds with the other seaman up on the poop deck. Oh, yeah, no, I feel you
Oh, I'm gonna squirt first. Who's gonna squirt whoever squirts first loses
The feed okay, I'm coming off the healer this guy sucks and he's boring you guys can play him
I don't want to hear shit rogue. You play him all right. I'm just out where you're going to wait
Okay, okay, I just got my stuff right there. Oh, I got the pervert back
Oh, I got the pervert
Have you seen a scan recently Nick? Oh, I'll all the time. I'll all the time. I didn't see one. God damn
I mean truck's sake. I just felt like I had to rely on footsteps
hmm well I only ultimate when there's someone next was takes like 10 minutes
left to reload how many times we have about one right there I threw that
crap it's time to get you on the bedding
bro no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no listen listen listen listen
take a lead seat mr. rogue I want you to activate the survival directive under
Pink one yes, sir. Yes, sir. We need to download the geological survey in the southeast building in the station and download the Botany
Report from the second floor terminal and the overflow. Okay, I got an act all right now
You don't know what Botany is that's when you like fuck with plants and shit. Okay, like strawberries and like others like
Mm-hmm in strawberries usually with that goes in the yeah
Like to let me you know what I want me what me yeah
All right boys, let's proceed let's proceed
That I'm pretty much forgot that that was we just played perimeter. Are you done with what so do the question that perimeter?
I'll confirm. I'll confirm. They go ahead and confirm go ahead and confirm
Okay, all right good good good good. We go ahead and ready on up there. We're good to go
Mm-hmm
About 30 feet, but they all open in script you go in full of magic like
Haven't laughed watching this shit
Oh
Yes, unfortunately, I thought we were a couple of funny guys
I thought we were a couple funny guys feel like he's just hating but not I'm gonna couple funny guys
Yes, I'm out. I'm picking up for you boss
Right
In a moment lock in
In one second
Hey, we go there we go now lock in now we ride
Hi, here we go here. We go here. We go
Okay
Have a good one boys. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Have you get serious see the download geological survey in the southeast building and station
I
Hear right here see what I'm good good. Oh my god. I'm already getting something I play
And they're good my shields
All right. Yep. Yep
If you see a little bit there we go. We see you. Yes, sir. Yep. Yep. We said, yeah
We don't follow with our lead. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, you sure you sure I'll tell you what hey what right now
Oh, that 15 feet, but
But you're feeling good, huh I can't fucking see
11 11
You're a fine soldier
You're a fine man in a fine soldier. Do we do one more job?
Yeah, I wouldn't be down for one more time. I'm gonna call for some supplies boys. Maybe we have some biomedical whatever the shit
I'm talking for supplies boys. There's a lot of clankers that need some assistance over here boys
Fungalator 46 requesting assistance
over
Copy over buggering the 46 request assistance
Over over over over
over over
Yeah.
No crackers inside this yet.
Over.
No, I mean.
No one over.
Get the.
Let's come after you over.
Oh, over.
Over.
Oh, sorry.
I put it over.
It's alright.
Oh
This is that's why I say that we
Thank you, John. I love Jonathan my main man. Whoa, we'll get that shit. I love Jonathan
I love John Dean
Oh God
I can see if you guys I don't I'm not getting any um
Any biomass are we looking in the right spot? So I'm getting
Who are perimeter right now
We need to go to the dire oh Darmarsh near Charles Clifton caves
We need to be here at station. We need to down the geological survey here
Oh
My goodness I remember this from the Alpha so so long ago. We could not find it and then we got killed by
Yep, yep, I remember this from now, but I remember this and then we got killed by a team while we were looking yep
I remember I remember
That would be bad be behind we didn't realize it when we got close to it it literally pinged on our map
So they should know that is true
look to the icon he's an icon wasn't it in the building it's definitely the
building I think it was in the building
Peg, man, like a oh shit it was somewhere around these parts I believe
I think what E.B.P. cards? Gotcha. Oh
look at medical containers though. Look at medical containers.
Medical containers.
the bioge for the bioge for the bioge I know that I need to biomass for oh you
know I remember the question was I remember it was in a house over here I
remember I remember you remember I remember it we we we look for it for a
long time and then it'll be in this house right here I remember
was this for again I don't know it's okay
I
Actually found it actually found it no bullshit what where what our mission our current mission, but oh I lied
I made all that up
Wait you saw the other one right at the other one. Oh wait. Oh wait download the ball
Pandy report from second floor terminal and overflow. Oh, that's across the map
I
Find something but it's not the right thing to be searching here for that unstable thing easy
Shit
Yeah, I got a simple good middle to
I don't want that shit
We need to see a recharger
Stable gun metal. I don't want to pick up there
The auto pickup. I want to fight. I want to find two. Oh
my god
I thought it was a cool light in the corner, but it wasn't Claymore
That'll be another one
I
It's in holler and overflow and we're gonna go to holler and overflow holler holler
Yeah, I'm do I
Well, we gotta find a body report from the second floor terminal and overflow. Oh
Oh, oh, oh my goodness the Nintendo machines are attacking us. Be careful. Be careful everyone get ready for a fight
Oh my god, and they're so fat. They are so fat. Holy shit
Oh
down I kind of I don't shoot it we do it oh yeah you bought my claymore
hey man got you hey man oh all right now we get that would just be mugged my
claymore oh kind of a grenade oh the monster me also never me okay mine
thank you very much in the problem the problem you have that that's all you big
man that is all you got yeah it's all you did but we're gonna go blooping actually
we gotta go over flow I'm down I'm down let's do it let's do it to it
follow me boys second part of our mission and also go through the hauler
we will find the biomass barely it's kind of square that's bonus clear
stuff!
A lot of square stuff!
Keep your eyes open, let me show you if you see anything else.
Oh, it's beepers open for me, will you big man?
Let me see if there's anything else.
I hate squares.
Oh, yeah.
God, that's not going to be in that positive.
That's not gonna be in that positive. You're playing this game
How much they paid to pay this trash one billion dollars, I'm gonna give a million dollars a minute actually
Lot of buy a boat put it right next to the guy that owns steam
Fuck I'm gonna hop off my yacht hop on his yacht and fuck him. Please come say come here David
me a game and me that we have yours big me a game and I want your winner and I
have a yacht
oh what what what it was in here what holy fuck it looks like a piece of shit
I told you look like a piece of shit I told you
I told you
ahhhhhh
what the fuck
oh it gave us three I need six more six more how do you get
Okay, got two, I got two.
Hey, we go, we go to hide.
We should search this building for more.
You think so? Okay, that's it.
Wait, this is the building, this is like a tunnel.
Oh yeah, we're in the hallway. My chat said it was in the hallway.
Alright, come on.
Five more, five more.
I need six more of those.
How many total?
I need 12 total.
For what?
I don't see it doesn't say a top right for me. That's because you're not on the quest you got to be active
no no no that's not true. Is there more than in here? There's more than in here. Yeah unfortunately there's a bit of a different one to activate it.
We're kind of the... I don't know if it counts that we're fighting it now. I'm not saying this again Hufflepuff. We're kind of the big streamers so we get all the winders, get all the winders.
I don't know it's got a four-way and blow out. There's about
And just how it works
I see more bomb ice
You're not a real sliver
I can I can spot a real Simon from a mile away
You have no clue what real
Yeah, how do you find boys on a table isn't it isn't a box
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
What do you need it for?
Don't worry about it.
I need your benefits.
I need more of this, I need more of this.
I'm just looking for poops.
I'm at seven poops right now, I'm at seven poops.
Holy shit.
I'm not building it up.
Seven poops.
I got seven poops right now.
oh man oh man oh no oh no oh no oh no no it's just like this but they're pretty
good they are pretty good and taking me taking me down down oh god an ebt card
let's go oh actually my old bed I have no
heels oh I got more you should you should
talk about they have like that that
city I got two more poo I got five poo
right now they have to city help okay
the depleted do you want that the
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait, I know that...where's that?
oh we serious...om we serious. Next time you have pool tell me you've got pool!
How much pool do you got? Because you only need twelve.
I'm a nine. Okay. I've got five on me. I've got three back at the base.
You give three to him. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's fair
No, I thought we were talking about the other way around
Okay, well you guys got stuff alive, okay, so ever me
Are you a little bit more poo boys little bit more poo, right? I don't understand how this game is supposed to be more
PDP than our graders, bro. I know I have to be honest. I think
We haven't found a motherfucker this game. I don't think no
I wish not right now young man, you're a stop right now young man, okay?
I'm going back down, I can't see it here.
How much poo do you got?
I got 12, I'm maxed out, it's all you do.
Okay, okay.
Any poo you find goes to me.
I need poo.
I heard her, I heard her.
To poo, to poo!
I got to poo!
No!
To poo, I got to poo!
Let me see, let me see.
I need that.
Oh, I got two right here as well,
I got two right here as well.
I need to poo, to poo, to poo!
Oh my god, oh my god, we are pooing we are pooing. I got nine. I got nine plus. Yeah, that's all my god
I
Appreciate the poo. I think we should be good. I'm just kidding. I'm 24 seconds. Wow. It's a good thing. We don't have a team on us
I am wondering where the teams are at. I was kind of hoping to be more action
When I say PvP focus in the game, you know exactly what I mean boys fuck you guys
I mean this I mean that
The game is focused more on competitiveness like in awkwardness. Yes, you're gonna see more people, right?
I think this place this game should probably be one people but in our crazy just want to blue seal and a venator and in this game
You got like a thousand different things to do a thousand different things that all help you in different ways
It's more it's more variable in it comes to competitiveness
We would that come down by itself or some people there
I don't know kind of this seems like a
Shift is just off our raiders or whatever do we that come on its own or just even so we need to do that
I don't know wait abandon gear on me look at this. I need I need to actually go shit on you get away get away
Where I think you're so bad, bro. Oh, I need some years
There's a sniper you want that? No, I don't want you actually I'm sure it's a semi-auto. It's kind of like a marksman oracle
Depleted shield charge you want that?
Pop that
up so to play get get out of here oh my god now get
who's gonna be about my chat I love to be I love to be I'm gonna be a million
dollars a minute really nice really nice minute really nice minute I'm gonna
be really nice minute with none of us have been paid no no they're lying
they're lying they're lying they're lying the straight truth and the other
line the line we're all gonna be really nice
I
Saw a knife he's okay. There's it. Oh
My goodness, okay, he just vanished from reality. I don't have a man
Okay, he's behind me now for some reason I'm doing a crab out of crab take back
That's all that did nothing. All right. Well, I might die here guys. I won't lie to you
I won't lie to you things are not looking good for the Bunkulator
Okay
Are you winning son?
Hey, nice
Bitch
Wait, we gotta tell others
WHAT WHAT
I just found something that was worth 4,000
No way
four thousand space guys guys we have a personal log Isaac Cousman hold up hold
up you give me your cousin give me your cousin do not come in they're not
Cousin do not cousin do not cousin do not cousin you guys we need to double the bottom even point is that my eye
Or here the window bottom even point
You're brought to me report. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Well, here it is got it and done
Oh my god.
What?
I'm exhausted.
Oh, poop, poop!
Oh, poop!
Why give that to Nick Burks when he realizes what we're doing?
He's gonna want it once he realizes.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, wait, there's actually a fellow poop in here.
Oh, shit!
Four poop, four poop!
Wait, hold on.
Oh my god he's poop-maxing oh shit
I don't know what happened
I he put back too hard, I I'm got infected
I eat some health boys I eat some health guys
I need a little bit of help I am
Thank you, thank you good chair. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh, yo, about that drone.
Yeah, about that drone, jeez.
About that drone.
You're that drone, Happy Man, huh?
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go with yellow arrow.
Wait, two minutes.
And there's a bunch of fucking HALO SPARKS.
Oh!
Ah!
I'm going to do the bomb.
Come on.
Bomb!
I'm gonna be alive!
I'm going I'm going I'm not going back. I'm out of heels
Oh my god, when did he change
I
Got so much fucking blue on me
I'm I have so much
Five point six game five point six
You're ten point nine
One item is four though. One item is four.
Oh my goodness. Holy crap.
I don't think I'm good at a single thing.
Take a look, take a look, take a look.
Oh, give me that, you guys!
No, no, no, no!
You're out of my way, my god!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
There's an invisible guy!
Crap!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Run!
Nick, come back please!
Fuck you every man for themselves!
Every man for themselves!
We should be!
We should be a team!
I got you, Gene!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am on life what I have no heels
Oh my god I'm gonna die
Oh Invisible guy, Invisible guy, Invisible guy
Oh my god
oh no
just need help me
help me
oh no
I need to make it 40 cents
you the fuck out of here
all right
come this way
go go go
wait is this one open
all of our lives are all
I have no idea. I'm calling it
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
I need this poop. I can't die
They're suck at me. They're suck at me
I
Don't you worry. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Get it off. Get it off. I gotta hold the revival. He'll die. He may not make it. He may not make it.
Let's go!
Hooray!
No way!
We did it!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Who's second?
I don't even know if the poop counts, we were tracking the quest.
No, it is a quest, it's a thing, it's an upgrade.
Do you got a factions?
Game is hilarious. Oh, no, we don't know. I know you gonna wait. Where do you go?
Hey
Fucking ship just pops out. We couldn't go to good. I'm using the first one and it's heat sink dot exe
That's what you take the poop in for. Oh, yeah, now we're cooking now. We're cooking now. We're cooking now
We're cooking
Not the heat sink exe
That's nice. That's nice. He thinks he's a top right top right the green one. I agree one. Good night boys
What do we mean? What do you mean good night?
What do you mean good night?
What? What do you mean?
What? What is that supposed to mean?
You are not getting off big man. We have much more pooped again.
Is that a quip?
Is he emoting on us?
Is he mugging? Is he mugging?
Is he jester maxi? He's got to be jester mugging right now.
Is he jester gooning?
I hope so. I hope so.
Wait, Nick Bruce, I thought we were going to get drunk.
to get like drunk. I thought we were doing all that. I thought we were having a good time.
No way. He's really leaving. Oh, no. That's crazy. After that raid. That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh my goodness. That's crazy.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Wow. He really just left. He really just left.
That's crazy. I can't believe that. I'm shocked. I'm actually shocked. I don't think it's hit
me yet. I don't think it's hit me yet. I'm still, I am in the first stage of grief or
whatever it is. I'm still dealing with the fact that I lost. I didn't have any meds
Is it now a good deal with this?
I've even accepted it.
It's losing a dog right now.
It's like losing a dog.
OK, I say we get a third.
Is Coachie playing?
If not, we force him.
We force him.
Let's let, guys, is Coachie on?
Is Coachie on?
See?
No, he's not.
Oh, man.
Oh, good, oh, good.
Oh, man.
That's not good.
That's not good. That's not good.
Let me see. Let me be in trouble.
Let me see.
Summage playing.
Oh my God, I see an anime lady with the most massive but doinkers I have ever seen.
Get him.
I've just seen on the marathon page.
I mean, genuinely?
I'm not even exaggerating.
I think you have 25% of the screen.
get him please. Let me take some of it. Let me take some of it. Let me take some of it.
Get him. Oh wait, someone's taking a red ball. I think he's playing with, I think he's
playing with two other people. You see that? You see that? You see that? You see that
on the marathon page? You see that on the marathon page? Absolutely massive Badoikers.
Hold on, let me out that. I'll tap it. He's with Godspeed and Master Nook. Are
those people are these is random killing
I don't think you should master who now
Is he random killing?
I don't know
Wait, on the man-thon page?
Yeah
Wait, who?
Do you account? Do you account?
I don't understand what he actually...
Oh no, I see the doikers!
I think someone wants to play!
I think someone wants to play
We unless we know you know so much so much fine what in the pit in the pit in the pit
Yeah, so much so much
Really, I'm gonna join. I'm gonna do this this one see if I get him. I'm gonna see if I get him
Where's yeah, where's yeah, where's someone at where's that hood again? There is he?
we see
I'm gonna join it up. Okay. He's with two of the guys. We'll see if I can steal
I can steal
I'll be back.
We're going to sneak in boys.
Sneak in with two of the guys.
We're going to rip apart.
Steal Mr. Seven.
Good.
Oh God, I'm...
Well!
Oh my God.
Hello gentlemen!
Well, well, well.
We would just hop in for a short spell to see if I could rip you guys apart and steal something.
I think we could negotiate something of the sort.
There's a king here! I will trade you! She does not know!
Sorry.
Mark spent his time getting his butt kicked.
That's right.
I killed one of them.
I killed one.
I can't.
I'm trying to kill him.
Mark, god damn it.
We'll let him cook.
Are you also on there?
Just a second.
We'll let him cook.
Let him cook.
Obviously, an intense situation.
An intense situation.
Obviously, a very intense situation.
One quick moment.
That's bullshit.
I'm picking him because they're here.
I can't read what's in it. Oh
One more come through. Oh the game is doing that thing in perfect. Oh my god
No way
Anyways peanut you were saying oh, yes, I will trade you I would trade up hold on. Oh, I'll let you die
You let me die
Didn't mean your name was stupid god speed
loadout. Yes, I will trade each of you two feet
pictures one with whipped cream and a strawberry in exchange for the summit
asset. Now you do drive a hard bargain but I didn't notice that you said feet
pics and like I don't know how to say this but I don't I don't think peanut
Peanuts have feet
The hell is going on
All right, you got me you got you got me. I will trade you each
shitty trade one
My whole picture for the exchange of summit asset
Mm-hmm. I think mark. I think you want to do one
picture of
Shrek, yes. Yes a great picture
We actually ran into you a couple times on a fucking Tarkov, Pina, the first time you
lied to us and said that you would let us pass on shoreline, I'll show you chat remembers,
and then you shot Master Nook in the back.
And then the second time we ran into you, the three of us, we went onto the roof, I
called you out, I slipped on a banana peel, you melee'd me somehow, and then Mark jumped
off the roof, you jumped off the roof, and then our third jumped off the roof.
That'll happen!
happen that'll happen but the first one did happen that was that I think maybe
of course that would probably that was what you find that one fake news fake
news yes we will we will take the trade it is a fan trade
husband fair I do appreciate your hospitality
would you describe that trade it will make the trade just for you thank you
boys thank you boys very kind gentlemen you boys are very kind
Ladies and gentlemen, you boys are Mr. Summit.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, we'll see you in the bungalow.
Does round peanut discord?
Yes.
OK.
Yeah, I know you're all right.
I will see you momentarily.
Thank you boys.
Everybody have a good night.
All right, all right.
I have successfully stolen something from the rogue.
Well, I can't hear a fucking thing on.
OK, repeat, repeat, repeat.
I have successfully stolen something from them.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Mr. Mock and Mr.
I got a steward mode on.
So we said I'm on.
I'm on them.
I'm poppin a third.
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
I'm thinking.
I mean, how many are you at?
I I will I do.
I do the I do the thingy.
The thing I do the big ones, the big boys.
I'm equal to two or equals.
I have that.
You it's able to it's to two and one.
I'm about to about to right now
Okay, so that's four
Four if
Four yeah for little ones two big ones. Yeah. Mm-hmm exactly exactly
That shit, it's your shit. Don't worry next people are also here with me. He looked it up
He looked it up. Oh, yeah, basically have all the Nick people. Oh good. So we can we can we can shit talk Nick while they're also here
That's great. Oh my goodness. He's short his upper body mass doesn't really match his lower body mass
His penis bouncy, I can't decide if I want to hate him or fuck him
I or maybe a little bit of mixer. Fuck. Yeah, I
this I
Think you just pick him up throw him around I
That's all I got what do you got I mean I already talked about what I got it's all good good
Good good
We got that out of the way. Oh, yeah, I've got my kid Nick drives a Tesla. No, no, he doesn't
No, he doesn't if there's one person on the plan
I'm asking rock ass rock ass guys is Nick Merck. So if you have a Tesla no way
No, I'm not I had missed Nick Merck striving a he better massively lifted Nick. That's what I would imagine
That's what I would imagine
I
Just a rapper that's exactly what I picture. I mean that's exactly what I picture a rapper
Raptor baseball mouse like a window
No, I think we're good. I think we're good. I got one guy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I was I was that was questionable
That was question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would have been a broken soft. Well, okay. Let me
Or what what quest we do now?
We got a question. What question are we doing now?
We're quest oh quest yeah
Okay, let me see those you get a lot of rewards out here
Wait, yeah, we actually have them how full is your ball item wise quite quite full quite full
What if we do what do we cut throat competition from the orange one that work?
Diamars collect enhanced or rare a rod salvage and maintenance to support
the quest orange called cut the competition what the fuck you mean oh
orange or rare rod salvage what is a rod salvage
first time uh first time and see what a rod salvage is
don't you worry don't you worry I'm gonna 5.3k load out right now I'm packing
I'm not gonna be up there bro 4.1 5.3 5.3. Why is yours expensive? I'm gonna $4,000 demolisher HMG
That says 1.3 to me it's just 5.3 for me you sure I mean 5.3 total value, but your demolishers 1.3
It's just for for me
Do we see you know 4k 4k right there 4k yeah minus I swear it says 1.3. You have two green attachments
I've got I know I've got two great attachments. Yeah, two great attachments
Fuck it
Yeah, yeah
Okay, we're going for mr. Summit to join up and then we're good and then we're good to go. They were good to go
So what do you think what do you think you're gonna be doing here?
What do you think I'm I'm probably gonna be enough you're gonna be doubling down
Well, I
You think I'm well. I'm hopping on early Saturday for show. I'm gonna I'm down Saturday
I'm gonna smudge the shade and then I'm gonna do I'm playing a deal. That's on this you say
Yeah, and then me Nick Berkson closer. We're playing I'm playing marathon tomorrow as well
That was the plan. That was the plan and then probably Saturday, too, but I don't really have it lined up yet
Um, I think that once we get past like day one day to all the people that hate new games
Just being a new game will all kind of fuck off and it'll be good. It is really annoying tonight. They all come in
You're gonna stick with it for a few days. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably okay
Game is out. Yeah, we heard it. We know you're cool. You don't like the new game
We heard it. We heard it, you know, you're cool
Bad, but I honestly can't tell if we're having fun with us or for having fun with the game
Uh, well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you say game is trash for any game in the first 24 hours
I could I could not respect your opinion less
I could any game it could literally be people a drying simulator if you say before the 20 flower mark
I'm just gonna get it last what you say. Yeah, not a shit less. I
Blast my opinion. It's the worst. I can't even I can't I couldn't give it right now
I mean, I'm having fun, but I don't know what it's from.
I'm having a great time.
It's not a bad game by any means.
I think people are just holding it to a crazy standard right now.
It's just everybody hates on new games. It's a fucking annoying.
ARK is the standard for this type of game.
ARK is the standard. They hate it on ARK Day 1 too.
There's no standard. Everybody just loves to hate.
There's literally no standard. It's just hate.
It's hate, hate, hate, hate, hate for everything.
Everybody hates everything. There's no standard.
and there's no there's no sense
but they definitely hate on social media 100% without even playing the game or doing anything
but in terms of the genre though, there's a standard
now there's not it's all just hate
you don't think you don't think the arc is a standard
I don't think any no
extraction shooter
I think everybody hates everything
I think there's just I think everybody hates everything
I don't think they say anything
it's like pre-meditated too I feel like they just backpacked Indians
yeah it's yeah they hate to hate
there's there's there's no standard everybody hates everything
I
Your dad Hades I
What that means L take yes, sir, you would be the person I'm talking about good check
Don't you worry you include in that package you're wrapped up in there?
Have to piss
I
Hey, trying to play the rules
Love that. Well, I'm saying the reason I know what's hate is because I could not imagine
Like I love new games. I love playing new games. There's so much to learn
There's so much to see that you haven't seen and there's so many mechanics. You don't know
There's so many enemies. You don't know
It could be the worst game of all time, and I'm having fun day one no matter what that's why I don't
Anyone's opinion before day two
Learning is like the one thing that makes you want to continue playing and whatever yeah
Yeah, do the same thing for fucking 11 hours on a game that I've played for you know
The month of a row is just it's killing me it kills. Yeah. Yeah, it does. It does
Something you definitely like sense again. He's gonna do I love the game. I love the game
Yeah, well even if I hated a game even if I hated a game
I'm not gonna go tweet about it or or review it. I
Feel that if you like kind of play the competitively, which you don't really you just kind of play for fun
You know mm-hmm. I think that's one thing but thank you
Obviously
Yeah, I know I know we were all drunk and talking chili
I gotta go piss. I gotta go piss. I gotta go you you love me
You keep which we run away without summit or do you think it take a while?
Yeah, so what was that rain? Go take a piss and see if he's done by the time you okay?
I'm gonna do this. We'll see these done if he's not we're running by ourselves. I'll be back 90 seconds
I say it's me back way back. Oh, oh
Be right back gonna go take a quick
you
I haven't done I haven't done I'm back mr. Rugg open and mr. Summit see you
can do it for the piss mr. Summit how you doing yo yo how you doing mr. Summit
doing good mr. P
I'm gonna fly American
hello hello
no bro
hmm
I'm recite you seem kind of down
you seemed that you I think he was the shotgun one
yeah you you drinking
you might need to catch up
drinking
mm-hmm it's Thursday
Thursday Thursday
yeah Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday
Get you here big man. Don't you worry. We'll get you when you got no a team
You got the a squad with you. No more losing. I can hear that sorrow in your voice
No more
It's been back and forth
We just went on a poo excursion.
Yeah, we were looking for pee.
You done that quest?
Don't recommend it.
Well, I've not done that quest.
Well, it's an upgrade.
It's an upgrade.
Oh, true.
It is an upgrade.
I kind of forgot about that part.
Did you upgrade?
Yeah, I did the upgrade.
This is more than one upgrade though.
We need to find more people.
So, did you see what I invite?
I don't see it.
Let me look.
You see, one more big man.
This is another guy named Summit.
Level 17, can you see my level?
No.
You have blue icon?
No, it's purple.
Oh, well, I just invited a random guy.
Wait, wait, is your steam name Muzmit?
Yes.
Okay, okay, so this is you.
I'm inviting you.
You guys here?
Are you silly, Billy?
Hell yeah!
That's a good one.
Oh, well, shit.
Come on in!
You got to lead with that, you know what I'm saying?
My apologies, my apologies.
Who the fuck is this guy?
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
What the hell are you in there?
What was the quest we were doing?
Oh shit, hold on.
Cut through competition.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, so you need to go to the entire march.
It's all data reconstruction.
We have that.
We can do it with him.
If you want to swap it out, I'm the same.
We can do that with him.
How do you know he has reconstruction?
Because in the lobby it shows what quest each person is on and I can see that he's on that quest and it's a pink quest
We have it you want to do it? No, I only have a scape size to five on pink. Oh wait
No, dude
I'm the creeping in the creeping in. Oh, yeah, I got I got I got okay. We'll do that one that one
Okay
Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. Two assassins and one recon right now.
RV run last night was later. Cheers. Thank you, Mrs. What? My boy, tea is good, sir.
Tea is good, sir. Don't eat them.
Oh, the peace of mind. They have the next few days off. I missed some food.
Tiger's brother with whiskey that's fucking ride
What
Apparently this game is Tarkov for furries. You think closely you like it. Oh close. You love that close. He will love that hundred percent
Hundred percent. I'm telling you I checked this closet. He's got upwards of 12 to 13
Dog suits hanging right there from the rack. I was honestly surprised that it could hold that many
I saw a little bend in the middle
What the heck?
I couldn't tell you.
One of them was just leather.
All leather.
Oh!
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He's out of there.
Yeah.
He grabbed my ass and reached right here.
He goes, woof.
Something like weird.
Something like this.
Start the fuck up, please.
Start the fuck up.
Again, it's just group upper air.
I don't…
Yeah, because I have to turn in a quest.
Hold on.
Okay, okay.
It's actually crazy how forces you can turn in a quest.
I said only it dies. I mean just kind of makes it look like that. Let me get ready up
What do you mean? You definitely I definitely have had that error before and I could already up. Well, you try we'll try
Yes
I'm sure why am I sure it's levitating?
You're hot and you're short for hot
I'm even playing Dylan Dennis pay me $50 to pay you $50 to tell you that he needs a loan for a divorce lawyer
Yeah, what are we trying to do which which blind person could have saw that we got it for pink data
That one's not a big surprise right there two out of three
Mr. Deadpool
Mr. Salamore
What's good man good?
Oh man
And Mr. Raccoon
I think I just turned out man
That was why I had the air
I almost feel like it's maybe a one
Is it not like I do it in one rake in a cluster is it?
Get up, buddy, get up.
OK, my bad.
Bro, what the fuck kind of load out is that, bro?
What is this stream, man?
Good one.
Oh, it's just not.
It's really just kind of lacking a little bit, dude.
My god, don't wait any more.
He is kit-mongering you, first of all.
I've had a lot of trouble.
Mine!
I
What's your kid where's peanut? Oh
I've got five point three K. He's not yes. He's at nine
A lot of questions
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm paying that shit. Yep
Scan sparkly bio printers and sound relay
You got to go to the boys. Yeah,
something something.
Here's something.
We need a real person.
Oh yeah, it is.
Take off. Take off. Take off.
I got it.
These are real people.
No, it's not.
I don't know.
I have somebody down there
had that.
But I haven't been able to find another one of the sites. That's a real person. We're I just got a real person right there
I'm paying on my red pink
Fuck it. I think one of this in the middle of that station that station booping I think we'll be not you did not
Down to down
You
Wait, is this a fresh rate or is this a new rate?
Look at a sniper
In a bomb
You're always in a 25 minutes unless you play as solo ruck or some shit
Solo rug
Look at the scab, it's a little scab.
Oh.
Rook looks like the robots, and they can't really tell what he's doing physically.
How many did we kill, too?
We killed two.
I mean, he's got a third of me going through the shadows.
There's a sniper on the ground, dude.
Hold on.
What is this?
I got myself a sniper as well.
Why is this there?
It's like a straight-up sniper.
Four shots.
You're releasing, boys.
What did we kill for that?
They must have killed all these NPCs down here.
NPCs down here. I feel like those guys had way too much loot to be fresh though. That's what I was saying
You think the rain starts at 25 25
Are you sure clicking loot didn't work me just don't click double click
Like one click or double click
No one's like I don't know what just click it. There's a lot
I would snipe Jack, I want to try this shit I think when you shoot a player you get a yellow
marker and when you shoot an AI you get a red marker, like a hit marker or like a...
You guys notice that?
Your hit marker, it's your hit marker.
Real guy, real guy!
It's like a real hit marker.
Grab him!
I
Got one down one down
Over here over here
What do you mean there's nothing I'm gonna do quick scan. Oh, they deserve my babies in my doosies
My year oh
Mr.. Silly mr.. Silly, what are you doing here mr. Silly?
Silly, what are you doing here? You're doing it mr. Silly you shouldn't be here mr. Silly
This is a dangerous part of that. Oh, okay
I was having a conversation with that guy.
I was having a conversation with that guy wrong.
I think it was fucking one sided.
I don't know about you Peter, but I didn't hear him fucking saying a single word.
He was listening though.
It's called a monologue.
It's called a monologue pal.
He was listening.
No, he doesn't know he doesn't on default. It's off by the way. No, it's not no it is not
No, it's not no, it's not no, it's not
Fine fuck it
Oh, we got the Nintendo coming down. Oh my god. I'm gonna do that. There's like a hundred of them
On shit that ass on a sack
What is it what is it
Do they even have good loot? Like is there something specific that they dropped that we need to be like worried about?
I don't know!
They got red armor, I just don't fuck with them right now, they take so much damage.
Is that something?
You gotta get a vote scowl!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry again, it's fucking Brad, is that like a stuff, is that a thing?
Brad, they marked it means it's a PVE, but I could be wrong.
Well no, you're definitely not wrong.
I think he's definitely is wrong.
I don't know if I need to hurry.
I
Know if you shoot their shield it's a different color
Like maybe it maybe it's just cuz I thought it was
Oh
I saw that I saw that's what it is. I think you get you started up. Let's see matching color
I
Like apex, right?
The rogue is an apex professional, you know, he's a predator as ass I don't do more guys tell me the chapter wrong
I'm not the only bags will be a tea time for it by the way season four season five buddy season four season five
Back when it was cool. Yeah back when it was cool
You know Stan sparkly bio-pages in the south relay. That's what we gotta do
So take it around something I'm sorry. I was following you. It's okay. It's okay. Lucky
You can find them and your key back you that's okay
You people jumping for boys looking for the sparkly file print a glass like a legend like the wall
Not seeing those sparkly file print days
Yes, you know
could be anywhere
we go like this way is this place
pretty big
nearly got pretty sure the bio printers are like those little objects at the
rooms but
because I swear I've
oh found it found it
uh... we need to see though
scanning it
started warning reinforcements detected oh that's a good one more than a second
ago there's a search bar printer we got one of two I don't know there's like a
loopable object in the building we got to scan them what do you think they'll
pop up on your screen is like a green like objective but I swear I haven't
found one yet I can bind or something
Oh, I found what I found.
I found it.
We did it.
We did the dingle.
Hit the dingle.
We got to skin the fungal bio printers in the overflow.
Can we go west?
So close.
We got to be extra careful.
Yeah, sure.
OK, too.
So.
Yeah.
I'm just so.
We're talking about 200 quest now.
We're going to be one more cast.
I don't know if it's in the one racing or the second two racing.
One more, one more.
Good thing, guys.
Good plan. Good losing. Good job.
Good thing, guys. Good plan. Good losing. Good job.
Good job.
Well, there's another one.
Not here!
There's another, another one.
This thing is coming nowhere.
The nooks and the crannies.
Oh
How's a good man, how's a good man?
Those are good man right there. I told you blink was on fuck you mr. Rogue
I talked to that guy. Yeah. Yeah, but that's the guy before that. Huh?
Yeah, but I was monologuing to the first guy here to wait till it's finished
Seven poops and grabbing them holy crap seven poops. Are you serious? I swear to God. We give those to somebody
He's poops desperate me
You already got your 12 did you yeah, but there's two quests that can accept poops
I'll be so the other question right here boys. You want them?
I'll have to pay for increased cost by a lot actually.
She gets patched kid.
Pina, these guys are bad.
What's happening to her?
Pina streams worse.
Wait, what?
Maybe the exact chat?
Maybe the exact?
Yeah, go ahead.
Maybe the exact chat?
You make Pina streams worse.
I told him that.
VIP that guy!
Right now the first day of a game release has got to be the worst day to be a streamer
All the sludge comes in
So but when you go in haves he's with me for a treadmill for mr. Rugg
Of course
I'm saying I'm so happy
I love you I love you bitch
All right, so before we go boys
Wow, dude, there's lots of stuff here
It's a rose computer runs on treadmill. He should see
You're like that. What if we hook your computer up to a treadmill and you can only run it while you
Producing electricity like I have a standing desk in a lot shit. Mm-hmm. Just oh my god. I mean bro. You just here
The whole time
Yeah, that'd be a good idea that'd be a good idea you try to feel a little bit
I'm telling you, I hear something, do you hear that?
I don't hear nothing!
Where you going?
Stop, what the fuck?
It's like footsteps.
Hey, no footsteps!
I can scan for you!
I'll scan in 18 seconds!
No, that's not good.
No, no, it's nothing.
It's stopped anyway.
Must have been some sort of like...
You must have been in the wind.
It's been wind.
Oh, I saw the extract.
Oh, wait, no, no, no.
What the fuck is that?
You can scan the fucker over there, oh fuck!
Oh
We don't get something passes on the extract well I'm a scammer scan
All right, three enemies
Take that hoodlum. Oh we got the one of the fat ones to the fat ones
I don't know if it's shoes. I'm just going to be shooting at you. There you go.
There's so many fat ones!
God, yeah.
I'm just, uh, I'm just objected before the respawn, or the, uh, the replay.
Hmm.
That's when it comes.
Because if not, we're going to be fucking here.
We need the fungal. We need the fungal stuff.
I found it, I found it.
Really?
Yeah, I did.
I found one of them.
Oh, I did, I did, I did.
People were looking for fun goals.
Now I'll say one more.
For this fun goal computer.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, my.
I'm going this way.
Little people over here.
I don't know.
It's like a computer.
It'll give you like an objective like green.
I found it, I found it.
Really?
Good wars!
Alright, we're gonna be able to leave now if you want or we can go north for you then.
The circle is already going, we gotta hop in now!
Ten seconds, ten seconds, ten seconds, not me, not me, not me, not me!
We have one more mission.
You wanna just go to the mission?
Wait, wait, wait, I know you're scaring both of them, you only scaring one.
There's a whole other mission on the north side of the map.
We gotta scan the other fucking miles by there.
Get in, get in, get in.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't go in yet, don't go in yet.
We're just in the commutad.
Uh, what's up here?
And the swungle, the bottom of our heads.
The bottom of our heads right now.
It must not work.
Now we up there.
I got it, I got it.
It must not work or something.
No, it did work.
It was always safe. We got one.
Oh no, it didn't.
There we go.
North relay to the other extract and finish the mission. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Take a look. You got eight minutes. You're gonna do quick.
Your faster version of this. Yeah, no, I've been doing these before people. I wish we would kill more people more often.
Not too many fights going on. Ah, not too many fights. I would love a bit more battle.
If at all
Hmm wait does my mic sound like a Walmart right to you guys?
What the fuck do we go underneath this?
No, Padra wasn't there guys, Padra wasn't there.
Is this a hangar building? Or is this a truck thing?
No it wasn't.
Wait, so Mike, what, what, what, does my mic sound like a Walmart mic to you?
No, no, no, be honest, absolutely not, if you would stop talking I like to place my order.
That'll be two big Macs sir, two big Macs, a large fry and a coat.
that big man good that's good to hear
somebody you want something small fry
small sunday small sunday and a small
fry for something okay well I just got
my ass keep high that's like a right
yeah get up my friend thank you good
Thank you, good shirt.
My knife shows it all with the use tape.
Oh, fuck.
And...
All right, we're good. We're good.
You'll fool me with this bad boy.
All right, keep it moving, boys. Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
No time for stopping to look for poop.
We'll get poop another round.
That's fair, I thought it'd be cool.
No, brothers, I'll talk a little quieter for you, my man.
I appreciate the honesty, though.
No, no, no. You talk how you would like to, big man.
You're fine.
You're good, you're good.
No, no, dude.
Sorry about it.
No, that's okay, Lackey. That's okay.
I'm sorry about it, Lackey.
That's okay, Lackey. That's okay.
You're about a swivel, boys.
Yeah, you're probably about 71 meters away from nature.
We gotta find the, that's only one though.
We only gotta scan one thing.
Yeah, the agricultural report.
Hmm.
Got him!
You know
Weird
You know
All right, well I'm being messing by that same click of the message me last time crab
He's just got invincible
Are we being super super serious by now it's the same guy and I'm getting
sucked and I'm getting sucked he's suckin me he's suckin me
I
No, I'm gonna go go good
Thank you good shirt
Thank you good chair
He's in here with this
I wish it's a biological report.
Be a quickly boy, be a three minute, thirty seconds.
Oh.
Die.
I'm not seeing it.
I'll peep over to the eastern side.
I found it, I found it.
We should be good to go.
It says no power when I try to interact with it.
I need to find a power source or something.
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
It just says no power.
It's right here. This is the item.
Uhhh, well how do you know?
Cause it gave me the...
It's downstairs!
No, no, no, no, the icons downstairs!
But here!
That must be...
Power activated?
Okay, now we go back up to the same laptop.
Yeah, yeah, it's cause I found the first item.
Cause why do these guys
Keep giving me the meanest right hook wherever I look at them
I do that's 50 seconds voice
It was the cat what's cash coordinates there's a man
We're leaving we can be some goop
We have to go this one
Well she has a scene something I'm not we got a
Something but it's useless probably guys. It was a cast or something. There's some goop over there
I think we need a key for it though
Yeah perchance perchance
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's good battle. We'll come back next round
Look at that and take that key in there peanut what is this?
all the perimeter to race unlocks the
Tarray structure Paris
you think that's a manning officer
is that lip you were just giving your
commanding officer no of course not
but it's not me here's it opens the
to race over in perimeter that's what it reads on the card all right that'll be
boys let's keep our peepers open for that oh my goodness
We're about to be dead.
Oh no, we'll be fine.
We'll be fine.
Oh my god, it's that same fucker again.
And he killed me for the third time.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we got about 38 seconds, boys.
Run!
He's gotta run, he's gotta run, he's gotta run.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I think what's we started it's fine. I think it's all right.
That was hectic up there, boys. Had a group of fours turning.
We suffered the cradle meter sleep tonight and there's a woman basing arms.
Yeah. Calm me down. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I love you so much.
I'll never let anything hurt you. I'm not scared of you.
Yeah, that was on your duke a little more. Well, I was looking at the back.
We're just addicted, bro. We've been on it.
I think so, sexy.
I'm not out of the game. Are you guys out of the game?
No, no, no.
Oh, okay. Everybody froze for a second.
It adds timer when I think we start this extra.
Well, no, no, no, no.
It adds the last extract whenever it does a timer.
It's a secondary timer.
I
Misses
To shabby boys first game on
Not too shabby not too shabby
first game all mr. Summit first game all mr. Summit
true true true true me to test his steel make sure he was he was part of the
team material you I mean
let me sort back I got like shit the sniper's pretty dope yeah shoot somebody
with a sniper this game I'm done it is it like a boltaxe or a city it's a semi
High damage. I think it's called long shot.
I think I got one too. These are what mine is called.
A hardline PR.
I think that's like...
I think that's more of like a DMR than like a...
It was kind of poop ass diarrhea, siblings.
What's the damage? What's the firepower on it?
Firepower on that bad boy, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
36.8.
36.8?
Yeah, this one's 150.
150 149.4
Damage Maxi he's David Maxi
How many does he know it's just rockin time
Fucking Maxi
Oh my stash is full we've been doing pretty good for the stash we've all
Sell some of this
Who garbage
Here we go
We'll sell some of these I'm ready what they do. Have you guys figured out a way to bulk sell or no there is a way
We'll start as you learn
Just hold F. Huh? Yeah, I'll see you on
Yeah, that might be something I later
That might be something they had later that bad boy.
I started the data reconstruction 2-3, 2 out of 3.
You were super quiet again by the way.
I'm quiet?
Yep.
I started the data reconstruction 2 out of 3.
There we go.
Yeah, I fixed my mic.
Hopefully it works better.
Dude, man.
So that's that new quest though.
Nice plan.
Hold on.
Which one was it called?
It's just 2 out of 3 of the one we were doing.
Data reconstruction.
What color was that pink it pink pink let me see let me see we download harvest logs from the second floor terminal of algae
Hack data reposition range along the catwalk of the AI uplink
So you're gonna die mark the reference a hack of that of
Reparation Tories along the catwalk of AI uplink
Okay
Yeah, that's how like a word sound to me. I don't know what that means
It's our mission. It's our mission. We can't fail all night. It's been all night
You got my given you the third beer
Well, you're on the smallest big man, I'm on the suit. I'm on the long ones. I'm on the big boys
Now let's proceed die of our stops die of our time be careful the boys
This one's gonna live a little more acting the fucking desert locals. They get a little frisky out here on die of ours
You can permission granted soldier this as you please
Quick permission there
All right looking good
GTA 5
I've got
1249
What are you walking with cookin? Yeah, I mean they don't call me the LeBron James of marathon for nothing
I earned that title. I earned that title and don't you say I didn't I didn't say it wouldn't good good
I'm gonna look crazy on you
That's crazy to carry that title from one game to another. I mean, that's tough to do. I mean I mean hey
I'm up
I do make a sound when I do it.
Must have heard me.
Okay.
Well, I'm James Barathon, but they got me.
Nobody is calling you that bad, I got.
Mmm.
Oh
What's his spectator speed but that motion
Now I'll go back to talk about Dave for the shit's in the giggles absolutely
I said kind of mistak. I'm not gonna I it's been so long
Big, so long running around the short line resort.
Maybe key 301 on the west side, two, three, six east.
Get that out, skirts land, the expansion.
Maybe killing Santa down in the docks.
That's, any boys, makes a goop of reminisce.
Makes a goop of reminisce.
Makes a goop of nostalgia.
You guys have something in the top left that says like silk balance, one dirty out
of 140?
No.
I'm on the right, taking up half the screen, with a two-name tag about a car's road.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I'm capped out on silk.
I think that's...
OOOH IT TRIED!
I'm coming to check.
I got another silly juice. I got another one. I'm cracking an open feel free to join me. I'm already fucking there, buddy
You can join us cool and if you're not cool then don't join us
Yeah, I guess if you're I can't it's it's not a sushi boy
If you're missing shit, you're a little sincey boy, I guess don't join us.
Fine.
You're a sincey boy.
You don't have to join us.
You're a sincey boy with soft hands.
You don't have to join us at all.
Soft hands, bro.
You're a soft hand.
You're a god damn life.
He's ridiculous.
All right.
Thanks.
I appreciate it.
After this round, I can give a little something.
I don't know what's happening, but these oh the bushes seem to have exploded
I
Have
I'm dying rapidly for no reason
I have no idea what to do about this
It's like those things in TARDOX, you know, they're stuck in God's name, random injectors,
these kind of things.
The EPD, the whole lot.
Yeah, the EPD gods and shit.
We got to download the hardest logs from the second floor terminal of the algae ponds.
That's right, the middle boys.
Uh, middle zone, middle zone boys.
I really haven't PVPed a lot.
I swear to God, I swear, I swear, we have not PVPed.
and spending money on your favorite streamer
even though he's fat.
I don't know if they want to add more, uh...
Did they say that?
People don't know.
$10 to get this red.
They thought the streamer was going to be pretty good.
I am pitied!
I have a Peloton treadmill I'll have you know.
I believe it though.
It is the way they can do it.
And I walked in 2.5 miles per hour
at a 12% incline for 20 minutes
just earlier this week on Monday.
How are you impressed?
you, you can talk to somebody, you like this game of water
do some jump, do some jump
you wouldn't know nothing about that, you wouldn't know nothing about that
you wouldn't know nothing about that, that's dedication, that's dedication
what was the question?
i said you wouldn't talk
oh yeah, yeah i'm chillin
no but like i'm not with us, but i'm talking to game in general
do you think it's okay?
yeah
there are things i like about it
things i don't like about it
I think they're already, I think they're already talked about
Fixed up the line or something
Hey UI, yeah could use a little bit of Fixed in
I swear I'm cross-eyed looking at that
Hmm, we gotta go... sell that
Oh another one!
Oh I just got pooed on by the magic booger again
Bro this shit is actually doing no cap
Yeah, I think we have to bring in those packets.
Yeah, if we play this map again, we definitely bring those in.
Is this perimeter?
No, this is marsh, right?
This is marsh. This is marsh.
Yeah, we're bringing that shit in.
Yeah, I'm going to lose all my health again.
And how do you even know, like, is it just like,
what is the poison call?
Like, we're kind of like...
I think it's just a packet that solves everything.
They say like three specific ones.
I don't know if it's like the same...
Maybe you're right.
Mechanics kit
Oh, I got to poo score these players cross
Yeah
Go go go
Stop coming!
That's three bodies there?
No.
Do you get to scan?
Activate my ultimate!
That's top, that's top, second floor.
Don't watch the car, they're down, down.
We can move.
I got hit by, uh...
We're gonna hit that.
I'll go upstairs.
Uh, south-east, maybe?
Where do you have me? Where do you have me?
You don't, you don't follow me.
oh he killed him like he killed his teammate
oh he's going deep here
that's the corner on the right
get you get you
crap
let's just see if he's up
try to get red so I can watch to see if he's up
I'll smoke some of the smoke behind us
let's smoke some of it for you okay
okay he's not pushing
I've got you jumping
back here
ohhh
I'll smoke him I'll smoke him you got him you got him you got him
I'm gonna save you
I'm gonna save you Korea
Oh, I just want too many dogs to steal them.
I was going to sit down here.
Damn it.
Oh, using a shield charge.
A patch kit has a chance to double its effectiveness.
That's massive!
Which I just got an implant that says
using a shield charge on a patch kit
has a chance to double its effectiveness.
Damn.
It's pretty nice.
The blue shield on what does it mean when it's like says disturbing in the background of a item?
This is what sir. She's like disturbing or thirsty blood thirsty
Like in the background of an item. Yeah, or cereal. Oh, oh like in the yeah
I see what you're talking about in the picture enduring. Yeah, what does that mean? I honestly don't know
I'm telling you, whatever you exit with an item, I think it's something like that.
Whatever you exit with an item, it upgrades the item and makes it something like that.
It will extrovert.
I really don't know what that means though, because I'm not going to say the same thing.
Okay, I actually got...
There's one of those things that I can't skip.
They didn't even have the poison set.
Score!
I think I got some two.
Yeah, I'm a can't skip.
Yeah, I got five of them.
I got five of them.
You go five of the three
This last guy left I think we'll probably try to come back and residence believe
We still gonna find the algae pond thing harvest log we're here now, so we gotta find it over here. Oh
I'll shoot the other side
I'll go in the building
I
Decided under the basement
We're gonna basement it will be said we'll be said people's open
Sick ride
I've got a second floor
I'm not by nothing down here. Oh, yeah
What's this?
It's not a blue thing, no?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
What are those?
party bug?
Do you remember something?
boogers again
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right
I got it
Okay, we're gonna get the first party now
and then we're gonna go to the AI umplink
And I still got infected, perfect
Alright, you can't shoot the boogers, does anything?
Okay, purple thing is the next spot we're gonna go to, boys
Did we get it?
Yeah, we got it, we got it
You had to be the repositories along the catwalk and AI uplink. Yeah, we need three of those whatever they are
Let me out bitch let me out
I got away
I'm out of this beach. Oh the way to a I think
Oh, Mr. Kim and my boyfriend's boy. Good man. Good, ah, man.
Hey, Mr. Kim and my boyfriend's boy. Good man. Good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, mmm. Oh, what's that?
Oh, my God!
There's fuckin' booger planned!
Is there a player over there?
Oh yeah, I just got the booger planned again!
What is the booger planned?
Oh, the booger planned?
No, walkin' in those goddamn trees, brother.
Yeah, booger planned, so Joe.
Data repository.
Did you find one yet?
Not yet.
And I just got booger planned again.
I have no idea where it from.
The bottom floor. For some reason it's hitting you.
We see she's along the bridge, right?
On the catwalk
Here's one
Here we go
I got all three. We're gonna go we're gonna go. Oh
That's you son. Oh my god, the fuck. Oh, you're shooting at me
Let me shoot practice. Good one boys good work
I
Might be the beauty that was the beauty those of you take control
It'll take a firm creepy if you let it
Alright, let's all eat
In the garden one
The idea is still in fact to be with the book of disease
Get this you didn't have to kill it
I want you to have this I want you to have this mr. Summit use it wisely use it wisely right there
You take that big man
Oh, thank you
Too savvy out there boys
We are born to these quads
pretty good who you watch right now is just a random guy flying this fucking
game oh yeah that was a random guy that was in our game we were expecting him
oh that's what you said earlier that's like expecting somebody for like five
seconds there at the end there I'll be sure my question you make any more
great
This one you think that
Hopping when sprinting time jump button when you
Yes
Here we go
We have you done any of the updates for any of the other colors
I believe I did one pink upgrade. I'm looking at right now
But I haven't really decided if they're actually worth it because all the pink upgrades seem kind of peep
Oh, it unlocks daily free chewy chargers in the armory that would be nice
Wait, it's a 16 poo
Bottom right
Yeah, that's what I told you remember. I told you there's more poo
I
You
Best you lucky lucky lucky. I want the pootek in now. Yeah, we don't want nobody grabbing that food. Yeah
Don't want no one grabbing our poo. That's not that's what I'm saying. That's our poo. That's our poo, brother. That's our poo
They were cooking up in the lab with that
Okay, should we do three or three?
Basically gonna go back to the same map. Well, this year, okay, this one
Well, I gotta be I gotta use my poo. I gotta use my poo wisely. Yeah, you just got to claim your reward
Well, hold up now. Hold up now. I got lots of poo. I gotta spend
Hey, hey, hey, you let a goopers spend his poo. All right
You get a man between a man and his poo
You're gonna get you're gonna get a little you're gonna get the clock in the mouth. What is this for?
So what are we talking about?
You have not seen it yet. You have not seen buddy. There's no the poo deck
We are the poo maxing over here. We are literally poo money you
That looks like a straight-up bag of dog shit
That's called unstable biomass. You absolutely should grab it
No, no, you should give it to me. You get to me. I'm the poo max
Pooman I'm certified poo man
You would add a more bolt spots and then not even do that. We get this one. Where do we go?
That's such a great person. I'll show her that'll give us that'll give us free me charges each day
And she here and she where those we got it when you get the free me charges from well there is oh
That's not it. Come on because we get the free me charges from
You buy the free me charge one
Where's that out in the pink it's the it's the top left one is it pink?
Yes, it's pink the safeguard unlocks daily
Yes, it's pink dumbass
Unlocks daily free series chargers in the Armory
Is it think I've yes, it's big. Do you know how to get those?
Yeah, oh no, I haven't unlocked I haven't
Look at this door
Look right now and look at the store now. I don't see any free poo. I mean three series times
You gotta go to the pink store, Newcloak.
Okay.
And then there should be an MSS-Free.
Yeah.
Free.
I...uh...wait.
No, I don't see it.
Consumables-Free?
Newcloak?
Uh...
Two consumables that are free.
I don't...I don't...
Did you unlock it yet?
Yeah, I already unlocked it.
Yeah.
Okay, bring it over.
Back out and go back to the Armory.
Try to check Newcloak.
It's the...it's the shield charge and the...
Wait, is it...is it under Barter Wears?
Consumables.
Back out go back to the army try to check the clerk. It's the it's the shield charge in the
Where is it is under barter wears consumables implants priority actions?
Sponsor kids in consumables. It's the first two. Okay, that's not free you pay $900. I just pay
I just got two free ones. I swear to God. Oh my god, which if I hit this okay for free
I won't for $900. That's what you tell me exactly that exactly that. You're lying. I've just
$900 wait it literally you are a liar. No, you are liar. You are liar than you're a liar in a thief
If it says that hundred then it's gonna take my mind said you're a liar in a thief
You're a liar in a thief. I'm not making money from it. The game's not good
I checked the armory instead of giving me the nine hundred dollar value they both said fucking free
Well, I'm telling you that on God on
Dude, I'm right at free. So that's something else that
You are you are a liar and a cheap you are liar to cheap
Let me check let me
Check my stream go to the VOD do anything. I swear God. It's that free. I just got two of them for free
So I got so I got three well
I guess I guess this game is just peanut racists. Maybe you already got the free ones. Maybe I did maybe I did
That's what it is. Maybe it's maybe your liar. You're just a liar
Maybe you're just not maybe just not baited it. All right. Oh, yeah, I got oh, yeah
I got my group one question. We do an abs data three out of three
data three out of three
Okay
Data three out of three. Okay, let me use
Hey, all right data, what color is that?
Okay
Data reconstruction. Oh, yeah, we need to have the exterior data repositories in the north or south relay
Now all the AI maintenance protocol from second floor of hauler and exhale. We can do that. We can do that
You were good enough to do that
We wouldn't have a son on
Whatever the sales relay is I think that's uh
It's definitely for
Permit perimeter and diamars. There it is. Okay. We got
Who makes a cookie slam, it's a slur, I'm opening the void. Good man. Good man. Thank you, my boy.
I
Y'all research or ask AI about streamer sponsorship clauses can't switch games during the server slam
He probably isn't even allowed to be negative about it that said yeah, Ark is vastly superior
You gotta be one of the dumbest motherfuckers. I've had the displeasure of having in my chat of not even this week
Probably all the time all the time sir if you are using AI to look shit up
It would tell you streamers have to say that if I lied I could literally be sued. I could literally be sued for all of my money
Literally be sued
If I lied about if I was getting paid, and I if I was if I was getting paid I said I wasn't getting paid. I
Literally can be sued for everything I've got are you dumbass you're telling you're literally
Really, try to knowledge max on people by saying y'all research or ask AI about stream responsive causes.
When you, sir, are the dumb fucker.
In the room.
It's a dark room.
The lights aren't even on.
The lights are not on, pal.
And you're alone in it.
Right there in the middle.
Mm-hmm, that's you big man.
That's you big man.
Uh, mm, mm.
Ah.
Mm.
2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place, I'm telling you.
Let's RIDE!
Oh
That was a beat out of me that's a bomb go into that corner or hear you go to that corner
I don't hear you.
Do that coat of- we jump over this, jump over this, jump over this quickly.
Jump- jump- jump- jump- time to ask Christians.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, turn the bar up!
How do you know my subscribers?
I'm an experienced marathon player.
LeBron James of Marathon, if you will.
Let's ride!
I don't know what kind of guy takes 50 fucking bullets and isn't the commander
Oh, that's shooting a clicker with their last bullet these stag's there
Unfaith!
Let's be ass brother
We need to go to the data repositories
We're going there, we're going there
Pink, pink, pink
Oh gosh, you got too great
Now set up all the teams
You're paying him to play the game.
Guys, I'm not getting paid to play the game.
Oh my God.
I will on Saturday.
I am on Saturday.
But not today.
Not today.
Also, even if it did say I couldn't be negative in the contracts, I never read the contracts.
I wouldn't know.
Oh, that's RIDE!
Oh, come look like this, come look like this!
I think it's a player, right there.
He was looking at me from distance, on my blue ping up on that railing.
Oh, I see him, I see him!
He's actually in the tank now!
I think he's shooting right now.
Look at my blue ping, he was on that railing, top floor of that.
I'm going mid right now.
I think this is
Well, I would just shrunk down my god
Maybe I'm tripping me if that was a clanker he would be there, you know, son
I didn't I didn't see a real guy
Hey, do you see real guy?
Yeah, I think she was a player too. I hit him when I hit like a green armor on
game rains a lot of it a lot of rain
yeah I'm T I didn't see nothing bro do you see something I mean I never saw a
player that that that someone saw it I went and did some sort of plank but I
never saw motherfucker I'm gonna need to be that
sell out
still saturday
buddy i am number one sell out
buddy the broad james
of sell it out
if you hear somebody else is selling out more than me
you've been fucking live too big
man you've been live
too i'm a boss
i'm a boss not after
no one can beat me
hmmm
I'm not seeing shit. I think you made that up. I think so it's making stuff up
Can make it up. He's pulling it out his ass
That's what's going on here. That's what's happening. I would never
Yes, it is you hear bro. He's probably part against us working with the enemy
I think he might be fucking with us. I think he's one guy in us.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think he's one guy in us, too.
I don't think he ever saw a guy ever.
I'm on your team here.
Doesn't seem like it, Mr. Summoner.
My name doesn't seem like it.
Making people up.
Just so we get distracted from our main task.
Okay, it's actually kind of weird.
We're walking in fucking meters of the Scott Denney.
Are we in the right place?
Oh, I found one. I found one.
I found one.
Oh, I found one. I found one. I found one. I found one.
I found one. I found one. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. No, it's fine.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Hey, did you see that one? Is that everyone, too?
Oh, okay. So maybe it's on like another one of those poles, like over here or something?
UBSC reinforcements incoming.
Oh, okay. Okay. You got reinforcements.
Hmm
You tell those little little penises outside you come by these little little square redonkers
I use on these how do we search inside?
Well, I ran through one building for sure
Who are the shots on me?
There's like a vagillion bosses on me. Oh, I'll keep looking for the
I mean, they did, but they're basically all dead, so I'm just going to go on.
Is this data repository?
Sure.
I need it.
I see nothing.
Just step, just step.
Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Got it.
Oh
Well, I got to be strong don't you worry. Oh, I'm coming
I didn't know I died
I'll leave you thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Yeah something blew you up
Oh
You go down with the I mean this protocol from the same for the hauler boys this one boys
I can tell you guys in the body because there's a $4,000 item on it
dollars
You would have a $4,000 I am no you
No, you don't so much. Can you believe this guy he's trying to flex on us with a $4,000
But it really doesn't happen. It's called a trap bag. It's where they're like
So it's
Look at the wrong guy the whole time
Looking from distance
You don't have it
Let's go all there. I don't have it. I don't care about no item. No item
It's like growling a you don't care for you don't want to see oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
I'm gonna coach his first to start growling quickly quickly
You don't have one you know exactly he's lying
He's lying he's lying
All right, come on boys
That's good. All right. What's up for mr. Booger? What's up for mr. Booger?
I think you should tell those white that we're telling you that doesn't work. I swear guy you guys should have more than that
You look I just got talks and now you liar. Well now it's white. You see look at something. This is bullshed
That booger is racist
Racist against peanuts that's the twight that's second time it's happened
I mean come on bro, I mean I will be boys
Damn man
Keep your move in there brother
Yeah bring it back there y'all, bring it back there y'all
Bring it back there y'all, two hops is that
Let's see what's going on in here
Beep beep, two hops is that
Me too much already been in here just let me move
Okay
Oh actually there you are
Oh me oh me oh me oh me me
Real guy real guy
One shot one shot
Crab
You watch any one shot
We're down without
On the corner
He's a double barrel
Look at that fooling around
Hey dem coke
I'm gonna throw you guys out there think
I don't know if he has a double barrel shot there, that seems to be a good shot by some
of the other guys.
I think they are.
I don't have any shield meds though.
They're alive, weirdly.
What are you doing?
He's doing it!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
You think I
We did
No way oh
You come on oh
Yes, don't you worry
Yeah
You've been up even
Finally see me talking. Oh my goodness you see that thing is the same brother
There's a click in the way
Oh
Maybe the next life maybe in the next life
I gotta give you one of those I don't know what that is, but I'm gonna need one of those bad boys
I just saw him
and let me trickle
wait it takes like extra long to get it
you know thank you good chair thank you
good chair actually my own with everyone
that or uh no to a dead one guy right
I think you ran away yeah I think you
ran away yeah I don't know why shocker
I would run away was kind of killing it she was a d-man
I can't really tell because it's like a team life like honest to God like I swear I killed I killed to full code to
But then I can't really honestly answer if the third is like gone or not. I'm pretty sure not
I'll get a little bit of goop. I don't want that last bad way about me. I was a goop
Hey, those bad boys
Here we go 13 poops right now. So I feel you're 13 poops. I got 30 poops just now. Yeah, just now
Holy crap
You're poop back to your poop back saying I am poop on me both right now. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Okay, I call myself right
Yeah, do that
We still got to find the objective by the way boys. It's gonna find the AI maintenance on the second floor of all that shield
Here we go. Okay, Steve
I've been up on the second floor before about
How do you keep getting brought up I think I think I think
Don't get you die where you can full-dive
Twice right why you're yeah, when I rescued the second time it took a little bit longer. I swear
I think I think you do
Who is there's two day you'd full-dive twice and I think of the third
death
You're gone forever
They got lucky all right that guy had a cool shotgun that's what happened there
We're gonna tell the AI thing for the Hoosie-doosie. Yeah, so second floor. I'll find it. It's up here somewhere
16 poops
holy crap holy crap
just a pooping just a pooping
guys
yeah we've used extra now
yeah
Yeah.
When are you guys ready?
Oh, five more for you!
Why are you guys ready for 21.2?
Alright, that's way too many poops for one man.
You guys, let me out.
A little bit of poop.
What?
We hook you up, okay?
I'll be seeing that, I'll be seeing that.
Oh, fuck.
I've been immobilized.
Uh, it doesn't even do it.
Uh!
Who means to have 50-50 poops with it?
Uh...
I'll split my poop with you.
Just kidding you, man.
Oh my. Yeah. Take a grab.
I've never seen you so much.
Three down, three down. One more customer. He's been bugging me. He's been bugging me.
I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
Nice, nice, nice. Shooting maximum, shooting maximum.
Good work, game.
Here, come here.
That poo. Oh, no way six pools. You're too generous. You are too generous. You want a third or something with that six pools right here?
That's what the turds are
They are nice
One
to leave
You're just lucky to suck a guy turned my way back away if you're third way you were your way you were dead, too
I would have been the champion second time tonight. I put in an entire clip
dude what do you think I'm all right boys we're getting the fall kind of yeah
line wait you guys already done forty three dollars right you want forty three
dollars are you guys able to get out that way yeah yeah we're good we got
we got we're right here I mean chief for anybody to die to somebody who puts
an entire clip in their teammates asses like it's something died to pal you're
insulting someone as well
So you're gonna take that you're gonna take that from Mr. Piggy over there
Oh
I'm one shot who's playing is enough around me actually a one HP. I know they came out blasted
I
Take that robot
You guys are shut the reservoir. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hey with a lot of cheeky
He's up here. He's up here. He's gone. They're off
Yeah, I'm only speaking I don't have anything to do with so
What the hell was that?
I'm gonna crawl away then.
I'm gonna charge right here.
You're crossing the hill.
He's just watching me and that's help!
Crawl to the mess, crawl to the mess.
I poop!
I pooped!
No!
I am sick!
Oh, that is so unfortunate.
Come back!
That's unfortunate.
Oh my god.
That is unfortunate.
I had to watch it.
It's an excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
I think that's a dub.
I believe so. I believe so.
I believe so. I swear.
300 years for like my stuff to come back or whatever I'm doing for a kid. I'm doing for you kid
I'm always I'm not wasting money. I'm going in for a kid. I'm collecting poo, and I'm getting out
Everything for me
Pooh, I have me pal six six poo
And they took it through as a cheap do you like swat knock me out the back alley and rock my shit?
I
Is bull crap
We apologize
Did you just and then you extract my dust you see that somebody body stood there?
plane is there
Frame muggy you in the extract extract maxing gesture mugging gesture gooning at all at the same time
Yeah, I seen that I
Could not believe that I got no I had no heels
You have real hair though, I do have real hair. No, just like a screen screen in his background. He is not real
So why do we we did not complete that because one of the ejectors was to extract and unfortunately we had one gentleman on team
Let us die
Unfortunately for you not me. All right, you take your poo and you take your quest just know the blood is on your hands
Okay, we gotta do it again. All right, let's do it there. I'm going for you guys. I'm going for you
get
in the sun
Freak it what the fuck that's not a freak a road
Not for me, but I extract the extract. I did technically I'm one up on you guys
Well, if you don't I see you die, I might just might just split your stuff and run
That's fine. I deserve it at that point, but I swear God I'll catch up for you
Guys can we like one guy in the chat this is just fucking miserable so I can read a good chat
Speaking mostly to you to do this
Give us fire thinking mr. Frank thank you mr. Frank. Thank you. Good job. Thank you
Good job. I'd love to look over and you have like one chat. I can read that is an L game or
or L stream or p-net falloff I would love I would love this one I would love
just so I can maybe do a quick read
game looks good I think I'm having a good time
oh I apologize for a few days
I had a landmine you hit another landmine something like this one if I can play
so you guys got to do the entire class over again or just the actual part
I'll been poor we've got 11,000 credits
it's just like I'm serving in okay so you go north or say go to the north who's
easy okay we're gonna go from a thing right here right here it's north or
south
not again oh my goodness oh my goodness
Oh, who you walking in for fuck's sake?
You didn't fucking me!
Why is that guy gold shielded?
Alright, that guy's incredible. That guy's incredible. He's handsome. He's handsome. I'm running.
And I'm dead.
Alright, well...
Alright, apparently these guys like to finish people on the ground.
New technique, new technique.
You're not playing, though, are you?
No, no, no, no, just take it, just take it.
Oh, you suck at me, you suck at me!
Oh!
That's weird.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah.
What in the fuck are we fighting right now?
I have no idea.
I... I don't know what just happened out there.
I think we're fighting a boss.
I don't know what those guys are they've gotta have this gotta be some kind of boss or something
I yeah, I don't have anything to pop smoke on you guys yet
My dad
I'm going to be in this game.
He is ready to fuck your shit.
Tom look at this guy.
He is on the move.
I'm watching this guy.
He is ready to rock your shit.
They don't give a fuck about me
I have a family and all that shit they don't give a fuck
HAHAHAHA
He's got some fucking
Adam good boys
Adam good
You got this wrong
We believe in you
You got to do that
Who's shipping the ceiling
Okay
Thanks fucking god
I
Players I think they're playing play I mean you have a fuck out for the shit. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, there they are. That'll happen. That looks like you're running free kids with us, big man.
I have a self-revival on.
Oh, he's still cooking, he's still cooking!
And I'm cooked boys!
Oh, that's not gonna be good for you. That's not gonna be good for you, G.
He has two teams!
I
Work
Quick run just a quick run right there boy
It's a little rain
That'll have it that'll have it unfortunate
No worries, there's always next rain, that's what I say tell him something tell him
I'm ready for next rain freaks. I see we want to freak it really we was a
I mean fuck. I mean at this point you guys already did one. I mode one. I'll do one
I mean fuck. Who was that? Diomars? The perimeter?
Uh, that's a good question. The perimeter.
I'm like 50% here. 50, 50.
Bro, I don't know how much health that one guy has, but that is too much.
I mean, I'm here on a 300 bullets and we'll start at the right. Or more, actually.
Fake-ass fans of the tech. Yeah, honestly guys, honestly, you know what? I'm probably,
You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get a whole bunch more mods we can clean up this riffraff
That will we have just bungalows chatting that way I just bungalows chatting
I'm gonna come I'm gonna I'm gonna get a lot more mods. We can clean up all these all this trash
Yeah, sorry buggy days. I'll say I kind of let's down that one boys
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get some more mods. We clean up all the trash
That's the first one to go right there, that's the first one to go right there, that's the
first guy to go.
That's victim number one, that is ground zero right there, that guy right there.
Let's ride!
System checks complete.
May you operate at peak efficiency.
you boys ready for a great raid all right let's run or something if we're on
I'm the leader I'm the leader
Cheese boys
We got you to the south the south relay
But we got there
Precise we just got ass pounded. This is where we just got our fucking
I believe this where they just flicked our bean. I if I if I'm not mistaken. No, you are not
Yes, yes much. Yes much. What?
I
Thought it's biscuit never oh my god
I was like the game I see I'm having fun. I'm a good time tonight. I'm good time night
Really feel like the quest means something that's what I like about this game the question that they mean something
Not sure what though
I'm gonna figure that out.
You give me a little poo.
It's like we upgrade some stuff.
But I don't know exactly what they mean.
But I like that.
One of the problems I have with operators
is that the question you're talking about,
I don't really do any questions, wife.
They don't really need anything.
Um, I gotta like that they mean something.
You give me a little, a little bit of poo.
Couple of guns.
They also unlock some upgrades and stuff, I think.
Not really certain.
He'll like them doing something.
Oh
I
Miss every shot
Are they not my one?
I got you bro! I got you bro!
I'm coming!
I'm trying to mess up
Okay, you won't kill me but I'm trying to mess up
Are you two up here?
I guess they're on below though
Are you two?
Are you two should I give you a cheer?
Oh my!
Fuck off, I'm sorry, I'm low, I'm always being
You watch out, you watch out!
Grab!
Engage
My god, my bad, I got him.
Warning, reinforce.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
You got him?
I'm so silly, I'm so silly.
Oh, he killed himself.
He will be the do.
We had two purple.
Who's you do these?
You guys.
Did you kill him all?
I believe so
And she looks nice. Who's are they paint this weapon or does it come purple?
They have the blue blood trail
Oh
No way I'm packing I'm packing. Oh
You bitch get out of here. Are you sick?
Look, I'm packing over here, boys!
Did you guys actually end up killing all three, or just you, in the third round away?
I don't know.
Look at this coolest sniper rifle!
And there's-
GAH!
Oh, who's that?
Fuck!
Well, that's pretty nice.
What's the implant?
Here, keep the course in implant.
It's a ham!
Ham ham!
Oh my goodness! Quick, go!
Oh
That's a new team guys that's a new team that's a new teams
That's a new team
Wait guys hold on wait hold on that guys hold on wait a second guys
Hey, hold up guys hold up guys guys hold on now. We have to think about the community
You gotta come together as a community think about that for a second
Please
What Barlap, please, her please god please.
Pina, Pina, Pina, Pina.
Okay.
That was very kind of all.
Why'd you kill him?
Oh, we didn't mean to kill him.
I'm sorry.
You said he didn't mean to kill you.
Word, word, word.
Well if you came out on top, you did mean to kill him.
Okay.
That's okay.
All right, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
All right, I don't know what you mean by
you didn't mean to kill me when you stood over my body,
and then immediately loaded a 50 caliber rifle
when she then proceeded to insert into my jaw,
then proceeded to pull the trigger
and blow my brains out the back of my head.
I would say,
desk pop would be an understatement,
an understatement in this situation.
Things happen?
Yeah, things happen, things happen, things happen,
Exhappened. Exhappened. Exhappened. Exhappened.
Do you guys think we just juice up a little bit?
No, no, we can't. We're gonna freak it.
I'm upset. I'm upset.
Oh, we are so fucking broke.
We're about to get ready to try here though.
We're about to get ready to try here.
We did win a good fight right there.
Yeah, we were doing pretty good.
They stuck up on us. That was the problem there.
I'm probably gonna play better, but I still didn't have my abilities, bro.
I think I'll play along.
Hmm
He's so dumb to not hunt a streamer they can't even have good loot. No, no
No, it wouldn't be that you're talking about people like shroud or wrong or summit
ain't got shit
You were saying it's we it'd be dumb not to hunt the streamer because they always have good loot
I'm poor all the time. That doesn't make for me. That doesn't count buddy for me. That doesn't count
Don't hunt me. I'm poor
I am a level above you, be sure to listen to me.
Are you level bogging me right now?
I might be level bogging me.
Are you level maxing and level bogging me?
I am just a guining and guining and level maxing on you.
Holy shit, holy shit.
I don't even know if you can revive enemies.
Do you revive enemies in this game?
I mean, did one of us have a self-revive?
Because why the fuck would we three downs?
I don't know.
I don't think you get downed if you're all dead.
You're all dead. I think you're still in control.
Oh, you'd maybe like crawl the next track or something?
Well, I mean...
They're on their way.
Crawl away from the bad guys? I don't fucking know.
Let's ride!
You
Can you physically picking it up is the difference
Guess that's the way
well okay let me try it
it sounds like peanut will be able to use some
diplomacy in this game
you're not going to have to mug these guys and just like get the cam off
you're gonna get your mug on shit well i don't know if you can revive enemies
i don't know if it'll be worth anything i mean
begging for my life is chill at all but if they can't revive me i don't know
if there's much to it no well you just talk to us it can
drop you a self-revive apparently apparently you can pick it up while
down and you can use it really your charisma has to hit 100 in this game
though okay all right thanks you guys I kill them back I kill them back I
flush it all right go go go people all over the fucking scene
here's your check let me get you to give you
i'm playing for none of my time this guy's got a purple item on my ping purple
armor oh he's right on this blue thing on this blue thing i'm down
You gonna go?
I'm trying to stay here, I have blue ping.
There's one in that green container and there's one up to the left.
OH MY!
I got alive, I got alive.
FUCK IT!
Oh my god, there's one to the left, there's one to the left, I'm dead.
I was just floating through the reeds.
Ah, and I'm dead.
I think it might be a different team.
Nevermind.
Ah.
We're going?
Perfect.
I said, I said, I'm fine.
nice
pretty close one
You by the other guy?
Oh, that's shy.
Well, why was this drone there?
I thought it was healing somebody.
That's going to be serious.
Decoydron.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
I thought I was cooking right there following the drone.
I thought you were cooking.
I saw you.
I saw your movement.
I love it. I mean, why would that little fucker be there?
He's hanging around. He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
All right, one more frigate, one more frigate.
Ready up, ready up, ready up.
This is the one.
It's the one right here.
Free get ready up.
Mm.
Lord, please don't get serious.
Don't get serious.
Free get, free get.
Mm.
Seriously, let's go.
Mm.
I ain't dying this time.
LET'S RIDE!
I
That's hey what a common asshole actually, did you hear that lady?
You know what she says she started said move carefully because you've died before and you will die again
Okay, I'm argue. Yeah. I'm just not what I want to hear right now actually
You know be the dick actually
Kind of be kind of be the asshole a little bit
little bit there's a little dickish yeah I mean that's not it that's not a that
isn't that's not a team motivator that's not that's not a that's not a team
team building message I mean you're not gonna get you know yeah your best out
of you how is it yeah oh my god there's already people
Oh, where the heck?
What's happening here?
They're just out of nowhere, dude.
Give me up and I'll crush you.
One down.
I don't have one yet.
Take this, Hooligan!
Yeah!
Two down, two down!
Oh my god, he's watching.
Don't crazy.
He's here now.
He's here.
Die!
I'll smoke, I'll smoke.
Oh, maybe if I have it right here.
Did you book a ticket?
I book a one.
OK.
I got one down on top of the railing oh no he's not dead
I just got one shot and by a fucking robot
That's why I thought it was the bad guy
Thank you good chair thank you good I appreciate that
How are we finding people all night like right now all night but
I don't know
Like the rest of the night it was like fucking 20 minutes between the player
that's all right okay jokes over guys guys
don't tell her guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
okay okay oh wait is that a is that a
robot you
come on i got no fucking ammo
i think you're gonna have to call me
i don't know if you ever hear my Keaton
thank you good job
still engaged
oh yeah
much better
We're missing one because I'm out of ammo
What kind of ammo you get on your G or no need wait my G lead G you have an animal
Okay, trust you. Oh, holy crap. Whoa. We since when is that?
No way
Me that's six and a half hours deep in the stream. Oh we serious
I mean, I did give you ammo out of my green case earlier. You know, I thought that was like a guy specific thing
Yeah, that was just like a night of me find I can send gadget or something
Like we're like spawning on top of it
I
Clutch little clutch
Anything here that we can loot stinging been so much to me
I don't know to be honest. I'm just looking around for any containers
just hanging around. Just hanging around. Just hanging around.
That is just hanging around. Just happy to be here. Hey. Hey.
Happy to be here. Just happy about it. It's like kind of hard for me to tell like what's
about the ball and not in first person. So you go, wait, I'll wait there. Just take
it and get it back. He dies on.
Yeah, we gotta go to the north or south really so so we should just rip over the purple thing
Yeah, I'm done. We see you don't really yeah
Follow me
Dude sign takes up so much of my heat
I'm talking so much I found a hot dog stand
All right, let's see, a hot dog stand?
Yeah, I got something.
You got hot dogs?
What does it mean if you find a bird flock?
Like, is that like...
I mean, it's like an awkward way to look at the plan.
It looks like a cross-duty roll, you know what I mean?
It's like a cross-duty.
Yeah, like in New York.
Yeah
You are just great
Pick up a hot dog on one block a little bit of fentanyl on the next and stabbed on the third
My favorite actually
Yeah, I'll go superior data repositories. You give me all these eggs need eyes on oh, yeah, right
That one
You killed one where how I got one of these one up to realize
She scared me
I
Could be people here though, I mean people are probably on this quest with us and see blue chance
Well, I honestly like it's so hard to figure out if it's like a player or not like I have to ping them and then like I have to tell me
Blam
You know, the one's gotta be out here.
So the other one's probably near me because there's another whole set of these
bullsiders right here.
Mm-hmm.
I got found it.
Just said?
The hacking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh fuck.
I can't stop it.
Stop it.
Please do not stop.
Do not stop.
You guys good?
You guys all right?
We're gonna go haul her now.
Uh, yeah, haul her.
You got the orange pig on it?
Mm-hmm.
I think they on the boat. Yeah, that's it. I saw a clip from Ninja earlier. I did too, but apparently, like, there's half of the people say that Bungie is like consistent with the voice band or the text bands, and the other half say that, you know, they actually ban Awkwaters in the game, Shadow Man, then.
what oh wait what I think they on the boat yeah that's a big I saw a clip from
Ninja earlier I I did too but apparently like there's half of the people say that
Bungie's like an assistant with the voice band or the tech spans and the
other half say that they like unmodded it whenever or unscramble that whenever
they got heat from it I was I keep out of that
I
Have a good funny shit
My wife man thought I'd do it
Those words were banned earlier. I swear it. I swear. I saw it on Ninja stream
Here in a goddamn score now boys
Oh, you wanted that even key card, didn't you?
We have a second part for this one.
You just shoot me?
I just shoot you.
I think you just shot me.
That's your bad guy, man.
I'm the good guy.
Okay.
All right.
Got one?
All right.
I think he's not going as great for me as I would hope.
And I'm out of ammo.
Okay.
All right.
I think he's not going great.
Oh, I got how old? No, we got nine poop.
That's a good guy.
Did you see that?
That's the biggest poop score we've seen.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, guys.
This weed.
The whole team just jumped me.
It's definitely not just two AI.
It's two AI.
Three AI.
You could have pulled me.
That's a day out here.
Rogue, please, God, revive me.
I just found nine poop in one storage container.
I'm not even joking.
Bro, please God revive me. I just found nine poop in one source painter. I'm not even joking
Well, please I'm not good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god
I'm so much fun. Okay, I
I
Can't lose
Thank You sir. We're back. Oh, do you worry something wrong the way?
Oh, wait 15 seconds. I just you know penis leaving you
No, that's not true. That's not true. I was watching over him
Don't you worry so I'm grabbing you now. Don't you worry
Backing better than ever
Did have tomorrow come a hill though. I'll be don't mind. I mean nips around so you guys
Come on I got that nips ammo. I need the mips ammo. You got the mips ammo
It's like a white little line with a with a green dart on the end. Well, I got that. I got no ammo for anything
I got a weapon I could use.
I kind of like that you can like res after the fact that you get full kills like thank god, you know
That is nice
Or do we do the thing um currently it's on the second floor somewhere. I'm trying to find it
I'm gonna be cute
I'm sorry about that, but I'll let you know when
Oh, I see I see it you see it right here seeing this you actually got it. Yeah, I see the pig right above me
Oh
Right here.
Nice.
That's pretty good.
Why didn't you show it to me?
Alright, now we're at battle.
Good work, team.
You may have seen real choice in this game, Tom.
You son of a gun. Who was that? Who was it?
I see you. I see you, bro.
You can't just keep running.
You're stealing more shit from someone.
Are we serious?
In a way.
Are we serious right now?
If you would mind if you would mind be a team player for two damn seconds
Shit
Sometimes I don't even know with you. Well, I do know what I'm just trying to happen. I'm serious. Yeah, well, let's just go
How would I know you're the thief? Oh, I know where it was. Oh, that's how far I remember. Oh
My god
All right, we gotta get out of here boys.
Wait, why?
There's robots coming in.
Follow the marker when it's time to go.
What do you mean, kill them?
I'm leaving.
Okay, what, south side?
South side?
One of those guns have to be here.
One's got three more pooh, let's go!
I'm on my way to you.
Little prayer bar right there. You guys notice this?
Yeah, that's mine, I should have killed that guy.
Okay.
He didn't have anything anywhere.
Yeah, that's because I already looted him.
Ooh, green armor.
Found one.
Holy shit, how'd you guys leave this body?
I like their heal timers in this game.
You guys, do you hear that?
They're not too bad.
You guys, do you hear that?
I don't know.
what now it's right out here what okay you're fucking with us
you're missing the fucking bus but we're calling the bus over right now
I'm a cop with drivers pissed off he's working over time he's not waiting for
but so well there's a lot of boxy by the way we're gonna have to go
I already got my limbs sucked by a fucking sky bot a closey
oh we got a boss we got a boss we got a boss uh just pretend he's not there
you got fucking angel wings on him it's like Lucifer or something
Holy shit, I'm fighting the fucking braziest guy on the roof.
I don't even like some sort of mine or something, I'm like fucking suned.
Oh, this is nice.
I
Say nice
We see the electric guns or whatever it's fine. It's pretty good. I can see seconds. Get it. Oh, what?
I was close. I'm not gonna lie to you. I think I hit that on the last nanosecond right there. I
Don't think I could have been no a second later
That was a close one
Charging and I think getting to these little blue Hoosie doozies. Have you guys been using the electric guns with that little
He's one gun to have those battery bullshit, but I don't think it was the scar
Or whatever the thing is that be something scar do the V11 punches nice
Enjoy your freakings I haven't had the fucking blessing of being able to use one
That right here I have not had the blessing. We should use that. Oh, hold on
Chompies
Here we go
We come on these bad boys this gentleman over yonder
Here we go perfect
Yeah, I'm coming with just the energy gun. I left it was packing a punch. I like that thing
I could
Okay, that's right.
Alright, please see again.
Here we come, our country kid.
And this bad boy right here.
Here we go.
Your heat recovery begins more quickly after actions deteriorate.
Another massive one! We've seen Unstable Gel now!
Instead of the poo.
You seen that, Mr. Rogue?
Quick underscore vent on the XE
What are on the top right of the green under the under the heat sink you see green?
Mm-hmm. All right. What do I what do I the quick vent ESE?
Heat sink ESE the quick vent ESE the one below it. Okay, huh?
Yeah, I'm simple gel. Mm-hmm. Oh, I've seen a lot of that. Yeah, we can go do that
We gotta get that we gotta get that boys. We gotta get poo and gel
new objective
There we go.
What quest are you doing?
Trash to treasure, green quest?
Trash to treasure, green quest? I don't have that!
Okay, hold on, let's select a quest I don't think we both have.
Let's do...
What color?
Let's do orange cut through competition on diamonds.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, yep.
I'll see that one then we'll do a little here's I could do
Here we go, there we ride
We're good to go
Clear overflow items
No, hold up. Where's it not ready yet?
one moment
hmm cell these here we go I had that soccer thing I was using to the WST on
combat time and over there those over there here we go it's what that
the general was beat the shit out of my sweat.
Who are you on your mind?
I'm pissed so bad, oh my god please, radio.
I'm about to explode.
Radio, please, radio.
Everyone relax.
Radio, I'm unexploded.
I'm really stressed now.
You are allowed to piss.
I have no contract die me at least fuck the contract
get him you know i'm not explode get him you're fine now
run me up dude i already have three i should have
RIMME UP!
Oh, Jay, you got me in my prison.
LET'S RIDE!
you
I was being, I was being, I was being, I was, you called me, oh, you got me, you called
You can't be I was being you can't be I was being out you can't be you can't be I was being I was being you can't be
You got me I was being oh
what
people in Tom's on us
Oh
Welcome back to welcome back
My jit is so we're taking a vase break
Destructionist peanut oh
Yes, you say he's gonna go stretch
Rub on the magic base rod salvage your wish
I have to say it close.
We have to share it kind of close.
Ah.
Pop a fresh six belly.
You have digital vibrance on your gaming PC?
We say?
You have digital vibrance on your gaming PC?
Yeah, 60%.
Okay, I'm using 61. Holy fuck, that's actually funny.
Oh, fuck.
You're crazy.
60, 61.
We're like the same.
Periods are the same.
or a rare Iran salvage in maintenance that XL.
OK.
Yeah, if I can, let's leave something.
Yeah, someone's getting high.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, he's a blown that bomb.
He's smoking that green, gaggly, dude.
I think stretch means stretch my throat.
He's got my head here.
Dude, we got to find players.
Oh.
He's got a box.
They're done.
Bro, they're done.
and keep it in vessel this is a new more exciting version of apex legend yes
exactly this is essentially apex of the season one yeah she's one she's one
with other than I'm on my take me now I'm doing math I'm doing crack can you
charge this thing hold the trigger down this few spots but I'm gonna have one
oh
who thinks boys this game have like a crafting other games I don't know if I've
seen like a crafting thing yet I haven't seen that one yet
My brothers are on the way. I'm all the way makes you know you have to put that face to work out
This thing is nice, are you seeing this?
You can't, it's like I'm trying to like bring as much ammo or more ammo than I would in the car.
You just need more.
Hey, fuck you!
I think their ammo should stack higher, I'm not gonna lie.
I think instead of 60, it should be 1, so it means.
One of them might, it's the light ammo, maybe.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I just double all of them.
Oh my god, I can't move with some reason. I'm skating, I'm skating, I'm skating.
I'm skating, I'm skating, I'm skating, I'm skating, I'm skating.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no
You can't take to the hill
Oh, I'm getting sucked. I'm getting sucked. Well, I need to be an exhale. He needed exhale
He's sucking me
Oh please god!
Ah perfect.
And now he is shooting my dead body.
Is it a fire?
No, it would be a robot.
Thank you, good job.
There's one fire left, I fucked up too.
You can do the check.
I'm gonna go rest something after this.
You might be resting there, guys, too.
You might be, but I think I hear it.
It's kind of like the way above us.
It's you?
It's what it is.
Their player bodies are right on the ping point.
It's much, it's much.
I can go a physical wall rather than the body right here.
I'm going to go stairs.
Who's the last one at?
They're both on these boxes in this like section here.
I'm dead.
Oh, they're on top of the roof.
They're dead.
Mine is dead.
Anyone right here as well?
I'll see that.
You team?
Oh my god.
You team.
I'm dead too.
I'm dead here. I'm dead here.
Is that what lie to you? I didn't put my best foot forward that raid.
I didn't put my best foot forward that raid.
I agree. I agree.
Bad thing that didn't give me a result that raid.
Yeah, I didn't give it my all. I was at 10% power.
I was at 10% power.
The plasma pistol is cool and all for Clankas.
Not so much for the gentlemen. Not so much for the gentlemen.
I had my ass.
It's ready to be different pounded and gamed multiple times
Another game other lost
Yeah
I'm gonna massive I'm gonna massive this way. Oh, dude. He's probably my last game. Last game best game last game best game
I'm gonna bring that shotgun to
Let me set my implants make sure you guys set your implants set your implants. Of course, of course, of course
Give me the implants
Give me the implants give me give me the implants
I'm not even reading about put them on
Like yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I got three cell profiles from bring them one
I actually I use with the incredible my money on talking animal
a couple of years here we go self-revive I bet you oh my god
come somewhere.
I don't know.
Dude, that's not how much fucking ammo I don't need to bring.
I'm good. I'm good.
Iron man, RuneScape runs buddy. I can't even get past regular RuneScape.
Max level on the behalf of like 85, that was a good cutting.
All you do for that is click a tree.
I'm not doing no Iron Man.
Mmm, what people use play you play that maximum honestly guys you guys play it maximum feel the other game right?
Yes, yes
It's kind of I think this is up that a little bit it still feel like it feels kind of you zoomed in does not still feels a little close
Yeah, yeah, I think it's me cuz it's 105 max place with like 120
Yeah, you might be right on that
Well, I gotta get this contract. Where's your contract? Where do you guys get that from?
This game is trash. Hot take, guys. Hot take. Hot take. Hot take, guys. Hot take.
Real hot take. Real hot take. This is a shame. Real hot take, guys. This is a shame.
Game bad. It's trash. Guys, hot take. Hot take.
You'll be, yeah. Don't worry. I'm gonna statue. Resurrecting of you right now for such a hot take.
Uh, it'll be made of song gold, song gold statue of you. Don't you worry. Super hot, it'll be super hot take
Super hot take great take. Wow is he brave? It's gonna right down the plaque right there in the black for you
You tried to read in G voice. I
I think people are jolly so which is a bit with lays chips. That's my poo, buddy. That's my poo
What's your ticket? I'm having a good time. That's my take
My take is that if you if you stick you've got a one-star or a five-star review right now
You're kidding yourself and you are
They hate me. Hey
Have you like a three-star type of guy? I may accept that review
I may accept that review because you've thought about it. You've thought about it
But if you had a one star or a five star, if you're like, oh, this is the best game ever, or, oh, this is the worst game ever, I don't respect your opinion at all.
This game has been out for 14 hours. You know nothing. I could ask you to name five items and you would fail. You would fail that test.
Hmm.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Hmm.
You're never playing again, by the way.
I already told you we're playing this weekend.
So, hot take once again.
Another statue for you, good job.
Actually, you know what? Silver for you.
Silver for you. That wasn't as hot as the tag.
We'll make yours out of silver, but the plaque will still read
very brave, hot tag.
Brave, brave soldier, hot tag.
Hmm...
Uh...
I love you too, good job.
Cue it up. Oh.
I'll take it.
Listen to your audience sir sir sir that's not my audience if you think the
gentleman chatting in the chat hating on everything is my audience isn't a piece
of it short and but it's like five ten percent it's like five ten percent trust
me I love the bungalows I do what you guys want me to do I like to make it
fun for everybody okay but I guarantee you if I follow the guys going oh my
All the time this she would be shit 24-7. I promise you big man. I promise you
Mmm
Actually, you know what's funny if I listen to you guys we would have never played Ark
We would have never played Ark. That's you know, that's is that crazy. We would have never played our greatest
Trust me, buddy. I promise you I know what I know. I know what we're doing
We would have literally never played Ark first day of Ark the chat looked the exact same chat
Look the exact same the first day of Ark
Alright, let's all ride!
That's right!
I
Just wish I did I've been drinking heavily
Have a good night on this Thursday Thursday. Hope you guys are my hope you boys are my
You know a little while
Maintenance boys minutes off the side of the map
I
Made it we got maintenance boy
That's far
Nobody's talking out
You bring a double barrel I have that wasps double barrel second hurts good, so
Oh
It's the silly you silly is that a supplement you got here, huh? Oh
Not today big man. Not today. I'll be taking that
It'll be the good
Hey, don't be the good boy. Oh my god. This guy was packing
Where's the third bag boys
These guys were massive!
And a bubble shield, what the?
You didn't ever suffer, I'm fair this, fair this voice, fair this right there!
Kind of looked like he was eating a box of Cheerios, but I caught it, I caught it!
Here we go. And a bomb, I could do.
We still gotta go to the orange ping, right?
Yeah.
We're pretty far.
An anomalous rift has been detected in the air.
Warning, reinforcements detected.
Rear reinforcements, you guys want to get that out or what?
Warning.
Yeah, let's try this.
Oh, it was you, Wiggies.
This comes to go crazy this comes go crazy
That's what you got to watch I'm pulled in there. They're all over me. Oh
Oh
Retreat retreat. Let's get upset. Oh
My god here pushing I get oh my god sir before you do that. Hold on. That's it. What's it? Oh my god. Oh my god
Those guys were train killers train killers. Those guys were locked in what they walked in
See I came and tell the difference. I think we're safe and a robot
I
The TTK is kind of crazy with the sealants you dig with four out the four seals are taking a little bit longer
He's had really good
It was a healthy a chop I'm more than one person does it tell you I don't know
I
It does it definitely does tell you but I don't think I've ever looked at it
I've seen a tweet about damage report or damage you
I want more one more one more I
Lost that shotgun
Jane I
Can't believe it that song was sweet that guy that shotgun was nice
That's a big loss. That's a big loss right there. Give yourself a life
Okay, I'll see you make it back.
Here we go
Don't want to ease on
In one of these never you guys are
It's about this of this kind gentlemen
Almost ready. Almost ready. Give me. Don't you like me? I like it crazy
You wacky
Little bit you crazy girl
What's the dirty damage to watch him a little fudge one good man good up man
It was a miss me bottom up for this one good man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you, my boy. He's each month
Truthfully, if because you were playing with a controller player, they must be more superior
spirits on the ground, Nick Murgs got teams seeded awkward as somebody's seeded over
you too.
100%, 100%, 100%.
I think you might want to beat each man.
Uh, correct me if you reward.
What connects?
Come on.
Mm-hmm
Thank you my boy for each man, uh, correct if you reward what connects come on
Wait guys the codex is you're gonna see it
What you go to the codex, you know you're trying to fix it
Whoa, that's right now. It's gonna back me out. Oh wait, I guess you guys are in radio
I got a v66 lookout a BR 33 volume V66 lookout
Score. Oh, you got like rewards from like
Good one
Mm-hmm completing challenges like reaching seasonal and they're doing an initial deployment
Thanks. Oh, we're actually rich as fuck. I know I know
We actually have a fucking packet we talk about our mail
If you go to X a menu where it says load up actions codex go to codex
Challenge top left
Codex main menu wait main menu main menu codex. I'll see where codex is
Okay
Yeah, how's the cardio today work on cardio today?
Not Monday though. It's not Monday
20 minutes and 2.5 miles per hour 12 we sit in climbing man. No big deal. No big deal
No, big deal. No, but not to make you jealous or anything. I have to make you jealous for anything
How old is Summit
I
Think he was the one that admitted the fire
What five miles a day in real life
No, you did
No, you did it. You're just trying to one-up me on my 12% incline 20 minute 2.5 mile per hour
Well, that we've got some stuff stored up I even got a goddamn character skin at this point it
Yes, I did. No, you didn't staff. No, you didn't. You kind of want to be on my 12% in
kind big man. It's like climbing a mountain mountain back to this volcano and my vaults
already filled the fuck up reason to call from work. I'll record it right now.
I have a bomb in the game in the game of course in a marathon and marathon I've got it right here
It's in my inventory I'm bringing it in the right.
I thought and bomb is also not the best combo to say.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no, you got me there.
You got me there.
Yeah, sorry.
My bad.
Hey, come out of there.
Come out of there.
Hey, come out of there.
Come out of the chief.
You come down on the jeep.
Are we ready enough?
Oh, it's fine.
It's not me. I apologize.
It's all right.
Okay, let's ride!
I'm going to use some like a battery, a volt battery gun or something because I have like
way too many of these mags and I'm not using it.
Apparently you're not supposed to prematurely reload them so I don't know.
Yeah I've heard about that.
Like you'll lose the mag or something?
Yeah.
You know your agents.
Take a look.
Like you said.
Oh, there's another one!
Gotcha!
I
To meet these boys I'll be the element
Watch out for those Booger buses
Creep up on you with your least expected. That is all you Busser
The Booger buses
Oh my fucking
You know, I got a boogerbuzz. I'm all right
Sorry boss
Maybe walking in here
One down one down one down one fuck up. Okay, get down
We go
We're missing one player
No.
If these fucker pushes!
Don't stop fucking me!
Does anyone have the packet?
You're a lucky fucker inside.
I'm too...
They're everywhere.
They aren't everywhere they were when you least expected.
They were when you least expected.
Oh, I... okay.
What the fuck was that?
What do you think?
Oh, it actually knocked you?
yes yes it did oh my god thank you good job thank you that's very kind of you
yeah we're gonna stand here to the north you just avoid this fuckers mm-hmm
just go toward the thing
you want to plant right here on the corner? I don't even know what that was just
I'm booking buses booking buses do not hit them do not hit them
You can't move the booking buses be weary
Auto be boys you get like a little sticky. Oh my god. What even was that what is that? Oh, is that thing? I?
Oh
All right
We're gonna be good
I think that little stick the car on the big thing.
I
Wait hold on, what are we looking for again?
We're looking for the enhanced or rarer rod salad.
Yeah, I don't know what that really means, bro.
I think we just got a lootstab.
For rods.
I wear a rod.
I'm gonna be.
I'm not seeing no rods and me there Oh wait a minute I got one of two I got one
I don't see it.
Ooh, nice, nice, nice.
It was a ground atom that looked like it's called um...
Why did that compete for me?
It's called Demosight Rods.
Let's get together.
Enhanced salvage.
It was in like a crate that like was like knocked over and it like was spilling.
Wait, it only competed for you not for me.
Okay, really?
I don't know, that's really cool.
You just got mobbed or what?
I don't know.
I suppose...
Are you Rodmaxing me?
I this part. Yes
You're on it on
You are here
They look like
We look like I'm read item
It's a green little fucking item. It was in a crate like this. It was like leaned over like what so much is saying next to you
We're gonna check it around outside of it
What's it like?
Oh
That's kind of weird. We get to see this one. We gotta eat fun on our rods
but b2 is one out of two but that's rogue I for me it's a zero two okay no one
okay I got both wait wait see if you can hand them to me and then I have to
let me let me just see what let me see they count it
let me just see if I can hold them for a second and then and then and then I
Right now, I'm right. I could do I could you see one made that we don't get a little look and what you know
What what what what what appears me and then we got all on?
That's a that's really good by the way that gun
I'd apparently that gun is like the halo BR. Okay, okay
That's right a couple times. They say they say it is very similar
I want my to appear
We are here.
Tell me you're riding here.
This is like a place to have a ride.
I'm hacking something.
I'm in the mainframe.
I'm defeating its red levels.
Obviously.
Renovation completed.
Whoa.
You guys found somewhere $4,000!
Score!
$1,100 as well?
Oh my goodness.
I found $5,100 up here.
The deck?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's good.
I
Think I think wrong on all the what rods I'll leave the rod for anybody else. I think we're done. They were done
No, there's definitely a I'm not seeing the rod seem I mean take me to you not see me, but I
Just gotta be away
15 minutes until signal lost.
This has got to be, I just don't believe it, you know?
I guess you don't believe it.
Maybe over the garage?
For a chance?
Try checking a different building though.
It's like the whole maintenance area, you know?
Yeah, obviously, over here.
On the tree?
The barge were there. Wait, what?
The barge were where?
You missed one? You just had one?
What do you mean?
Tell me I miss one.
Miss one?
The locker.
In that locker?
Oh, I got one, I got one.
Thanks boys.
What'd you find there?
It was in this locker here.
See if I knew what it looked like.
Road.
You're gonna look like I'd still be looking for one
Thank you boys, thank you boys
We're self-reviving score
You got here. All right, we dips that in or what? Oh, I gotta get one more long real quick. I'm gonna look for one fight
You can take like a long extract or something
After meeting like
Yeah, you know, share rots with us.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
Why don't you share rots with us?
I don't even think you have the fucking quest.
You're a rod-hunter.
That's what you are.
You're a rod-hunter.
A single loot enhancer.
Oh, I only have one of two.
Yeah, rogue is a rod-hunter.
No, wait.
Silly Billy has one of two.
Oh, it says he has one of two.
You don't even have the quest, so.
Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing at him and I'm going his way behind him bro.
Yeah, you're laughing at him and we're laughing at you.
God damn it.
You wear these rods, Ad!
Question.
This is Bullshed.
He's a Rods.
Yeah, I think I finally understand how to read the slow UI.
Well, it took me just 12 hours.
Oh!
Down here!
There's an invisible guy!
Hey, it's that hood again, Mr. McGregor!
Mmm, got him down here!
We safe now!
I don't know if they dropped something, right?
I don't think they were, but they might not.
Oh my god!
You guys got purple shield?
Oh, it's one of those crazy fuckers with the wings on him!
Yeah, yeah, purple shield.
Let it!
just minute. Oh, hell, this guy's got a bitch. What the fuck are you talking about?
That guy was kind of a bitch. Good work, Gabe. It's my people out right here.
Over here. Oh, what is this? A little blue pistol here.
Uh, guys, are we here, people? I see one right here, please. We might be here
People
Maybe maybe I don't know I don't know
Is it like it's yeah clinker
I I think we I we ran out a lot with the rods
And what do you get the second one of the day? I don't think you got one. Oh, you saw one too. Yeah, one. Yeah
tell me man i'm telling you bro let me let me let me look through all this north side here like
the outside building area i bet you will find one here don't take it a little bit out of here
huh i'll take a little bit right here again yeah this is definitely maintenance so
nothing down here
Where are you?
Where are these ones at?
I'm gonna throw them at me, huh?
No, I don't.
You're younger.
You're gonna be here.
down here that's the last one yeah I'm not seeing if there's a bunch of ronds
around here yeah I'm not finding any more rods either maybe if it's two or two I
can't find more I'm not sure I doubt that we'll come over here and check the
I mean, you say you said
Is that one of the thing we would probably search what you search to get the rods
Really, I'm getting where to drop them and pick them up for each other it works
Yeah, I teased you, my bugger just told me, my bugger just told me.
I swear to God, my bugger just told me that.
I put it on the Lord himself.
He just won't grab me, it's hurting my feelings.
Can you get it from here?
Dude, what is that fucking sound?
That would be a giant Nintendo machine hovering right above your head.
It's okay, well, why are you running free?
I jumped off of- uh, friends.
Okay.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Oh.
Dude, I got- oh, you saw me?
Okay, you- alright, I just- you just stopped me out of nowhere.
I'm ready to go.
Okay, no idea what the fuck is happening right now.
Perfect, perfect.
Gotcha!
Which one of those ring guys?
I see we're getting pretty good at this.
That was hard for us to come around to.
Mr. Rowe, you drop me one and I'll see if it can be fine.
Yeah?
Come on, hon.
Okay.
Wait, is that a bunny?
Oh, no, I got a little cat guy.
He you drop me one of those and it will see if it fixes it
When
I got another one of this. Oh, where?
Oh, I'm a buddy bags. No, no, you didn't do that. Give me that
Yeah, I'm seriously they told my brother told me that you can just give it to me and then we I give it back
And we're both died
They aren't in my inventory. Well, yeah
Yeah, no, it doesn't work. It doesn't work
I just dropped it on the ground and then took it away. I took it away. No, no, I didn't know I didn't know
Do you know I did I put it up and then put it and then get back
All right, fuck you let's get out of here. All right, I believe I believe
All right, come on boys
That was good at all and I'm gonna kill
I have no idea that the extra campus and second and I'm dead, okay?
I'm gonna need to resist and go quick
Thank you good sir
No, that's no need for that good sir. Don't even add. Don't even add
Well, I'll get our logic do time
I'm not actually dead here. I'm dead. I'm dead. You got to stay the fuck alive. Oh
Wait
We got to get me the things that come up
You know immediately get to that tractor to the extract
That's a book of bus copy. I'm a lot of you
We're leaving it leaving it leaving it don't go go go
Oh
Maybe
Maybe the maps are too big or something I was trying to get to blast it who's I
You're talking about I'm telling you I'm telling you I feel like this and have more people on the map
I'm making them like smaller something I heard 18 that's what they can work so
Wait, it's 18 per 18 per
Yeah
What what I will do what I will do what I will do yeah, I mean it'd be really be a little bit more PvP in there
There's some time
Something well, I stopped drinking a little bit of go happily. So I have a bottle heading something good and get a burger now gonna see
Yeah, it is yeah, it is
Yeah, yeah a little bit of a little bit. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead get on up. I'm ready. I'm have a good day
So you boys have a good one good plans. German good play. Yeah, massive progress
All right boys. Have a good one
Good
Alright boys, I hope you I
I I hope you decided on the new game or whatever or have you know, maybe you leave you like it whatever
Honestly, I'm a little I'm a little spizzly. Disney right now, so I won't get too often to into it
But I had a good time today. I had a good time. I'm not gonna get too specific with it
I'll probably wait till I'm not super spizzly. Disney ride a good time. I had a good time play with good
Good people they were good people had a great time
That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about play with good people had a great time
Game fucking blows. Yes. Don't worry. The metal is the male sir. The metal is in the mail
Oh first time you give that guys hold up guys give them the floor is guys about to give us something to do
All right boys. All right. All right. Have a good one. Have a good one boys. Have a good one
Have a good one gentlemen. Have a good one. I'll see you boys tomorrow. I'll see you boys tomorrow
Have a good one boys. Good night now. Good night. Good night everybody
Oh
Good night everybody good night. Have a good one I have a good one boys have a good one
I was silly little night now full of silly little creams Good night good night
Good night everybody good night gag. Good night everybody
Good night. Ok. Good night everybody
Night good night
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