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A beautiful fuck-a-fan Friday, gentlemen, how are you mongolators doing on this fine?
The fan Friday gentlemen, I'm not lagging shut up. I'm doing it. I've been
Actually, we take a quick sip of the city a quick sip of the city
New scene you like it you see boys you dig in it. I like it. I like it boys
I'd whip it up a little bit. Why did we put up mr. Mark did beat up production?
Yeah, I just we went we thought it would be a good idea
Make you don't move some things around a bit of furniture put that box over there
I like that blue box is my favorite one.
You switched up a little bit, switched up a little bit.
You know how it is boys, you know how it is boys.
Mm, mm.
Oh, very nice.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Boys, I was actually, I see a lot of guys type in ARC.
And I was actually talking with Clubs.
See who's we're playing with tonight.
And we were thinking, he was like,
hey, you know, what do we wanna play tonight?
You know, we have fun on all types of games.
I was like, hey, that RV there yet was really great.
goes I really like Arcana I really like Arc as well but then I said I said wait a
minute everybody was so positive yesterday I think we start off with
some marathon I think we start with the marathon
I lost all oxygen in my brain right there I'm not gonna lie to you I just
saw so many dots I just saw so many
dots I that might be cancer I just saw
so many dots so many dots in my eyes I
holy crap I was not tonight oh my mr. Jared
sorry I almost I usually go yell right
off the bat like that mr. Jared I hope
you bother I hope you forgive me I hope
you forgive me I almost inside right
there I don't I thought I was about to
pass out mr. Jared you're a good man my
boy a good man thank you my boy
please eat your brother thank you my
It's very kind, it's very kind. I mean, you've done it again. You are a big fan of Marathon, are you not, Mr. Jenner?
Big fan of Marathon, huh, Mr. Jenner? Like in the robots and the collectors, huh?
Thank you, Mr. Jenner. See you to my wife.
Honestly, Mr. Jenner, thanks for everything you do for this team.
Not just today, but I see you give them to the community a lot in this team, my brother.
The support you give. It really means a lot to me, brother. I hope you know that.
I hope you know that, Mr. Jenner. I appreciate you, my boy.
Good to see you again. Good to see you again.
Uh, mmm, uh, yes, that's what I say.
Yes, I see right there.
I was talking to Mr.
Cloaksey and because everybody was so positive yesterday, we're going to do another day of
marathon.
We might do a hapsies.
Actually might do a half half mayor than half on Mr.
Cloaksey loves on.
Cool.
Let me tell you that guy I love on to you, but you can't peel that guy off on.
We might do a hapsies.
Maybe a whole season.
Who knows?
Oh, who knows?
Uh, mmm, uh, yes, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I see.
Oh, yes.
Everybody typing in the chat the art guys the trash guys. This is for you boys
This is for you the reason we're playing this game right now is just for you guys just for you guys
This for you guys all those messages you said yesterday and the ones you said and now that's why we're playing it right now
Don't you worry? That's why we're hopping on. That's why we're hopping on. Oh, keep talking. We'll do a hole
We'll do a whole no have see we'll do now have see we'll do a hole. We'll do a quick hole
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. All right, let me get the game. Let me get the game. Let me get the game. Let me get the game
Only potency yourself out. Yeah, well, we'll see
All right, let's see. Let me get mr. Closey. Let me get mr. Closey. Let's get mr. Closey
I actually enjoyed math on so I'm not I'm not I'm not being pretty so I like math
I think I'm having a great time. I think it's a pretty darn pretty darn good game
Um...
Mmm...
There's a lot of no-know-about-it, so I can't really tell you...
That it's fucking crazy.
I haven't learned even 5% of it, but I'm having fun.
I'm having a great time.
Uh...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Oh...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Paid for it?
No, not till tomorrow, big man.
Not till tomorrow.
This one's completely free, just for you, boys.
This one's completely free, just for you, boys.
Just for you, boys!
What the?!
this for you boys this for you boys not the up tomorrow in that fade
mm-hmm also we are playing that gnomes game actually you know what me
it close you would talk if you were thinking about doing maybe a once a
week or once every two weeks like a game night a party game night when we play
like an RV there yet type game or a gnome that gnome game is that gnome
game really that fun actually might you might even pay that a little bit
tonight is that is that really that fun is that a good game?
That's a good game. That's a good game. Maybe we even hop on
there. You even hop on there. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay. Good. Good. Good. All right. Let me get the game together.
Let me get the game together. Let me get the game together
boys. Hold on. Give me one quick second. Where is Mr.
Cloak? Yeah, he's around here somewhere. He's around here
somewhere. There he is. All right. Let me grab him.
Oh mr. Clokes see how are you on this fine day?
I'm good. I'm doing the intro quest. It's loud
You haven't even done the tutorial yet
Perfect
Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
No method, I was hoping we get met man on but he's he's on vacation he's not I think so
Right, of course he's Mathman so vacation. No, he's back on Friday. Today's Friday
He's back today. Was he back now?
Oh, you want me to text him? Yeah, we don't have a third. Yeah, text him.
Take a little peep. Take a little peep. Who's Mathman? That'd be Mr. Hodge. That'd be Mr. Hodge.
some of the gentlemen some of the
gentlemen over here not too happy
Rod Marathon not the not happy
campus some gentlemen are not happy
campus I said that we're playing it
solely because everyone was so
positive yesterday everybody was so
positive
so nice
I was thinking about I'm definitely
going to play Ark tomorrow I want to
for those bobcats let's do let's do I'm gonna do why I don't hop on early for my
sponsor I said we do I'm even do it down to have she's night if you want to
little bit of math on a little bit of art yeah either way I just want to make
sure we get a little bit of math on it it's for the positive folks it's for the
positive guys this for the guys that can't get that smile off their face
You know I mean they try to wipe it they try to wipe it in a way. It just doesn't go away
Yeah, there is there is yeah, yeah, there is want to do it do I do a freak it while doing this tutorial
Oh, well wait, what would step you on because I know the whole tutorial
You put the thing in the computer
Receive to X Phil. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so you just go that's that's it
You just go to the X Phil you done just one of the X Phil turn it on then you go back to the lobby and I'll bite you
Okay, okay. Okay. Good good good good good good. Oh, too close. Yep. Well, I got you got you. There we go
Mr. Norris we're there my boy. Thank you. Good. Thank you. My boy is I can't sometimes I'm
Little busy. There's a lot of them. I good side you miss a couple. I do apologize
I do apologize, I thank you my boy, it's very kind of you, it's very kind of you, my boy.
Very kind of you, my boy.
I'm excelling.
Oh, Mr. Baby Table, we're bringing some white good man, good, ah, man!
And we're bringing some white good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, you brothers.
It's very kind of you, boys.
Mmm, Marathon is our killer.
I don't know about our killer.
I think it's just cool.
Honestly, that's my dream.
Is that both Marathon and ARC do fantastic.
Fantastic that way they can compete with each other and there's tons of updates because I mean we all can't lie
We all love on aren't as fantastic that game is a that games of masterpiece. They don't call it that game
Okay, all right, but that I hate that game
I don't think they're coming out with content as fast as we need them to to stay stay stay in the in the loop
Yeah, I think I don't know what they're doing. I don't know until you've marathon succeeds
It'll force competition and they'll just pop up both games just boom boom update update update all the time
That'd be that'd be the ideal serial in both games. You fantastic. That'd be great
Because then everybody
Dude, I'll say you're playing Tarkov this week. Oh, hey, I just told the boys are our party game night plan
I would play some party games. Yep. Mm-hmm. We got RV there yet
We got that known game.
We got suburban warfare.
Maybe I'm still hooking it up.
We got eight out of 10 players.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to.
Yeah, we're going to do some.
We're going to.
Yeah, that's going to be.
That's yeah, it's going to be good time.
It's going to be good time.
Hey, I got out.
Well,
Marathon is spamming the clip from last night saying you love Marathon.
I never said I don't think I defended Marathon in the slightest
except for that I was having fun.
Hmm.
I was defending all new games because I just think everybody hates on him disproportionately. It's really annoying
And load out nice wallpaper. Oh, you come on
Wallpaper
Super battle go for super battle go for you heard that
What's that? I don't know what my brother says Super Battlegolf is awesome
You tie that to you I'm saying what do you want me to go away? What I should we do?
I should we just I should be playing but I'm down to play like three or four games side you down
Tom down
What's the character okay? What's the character that makes it so she'll access to not I wanted I wanted to put a character that you
Can scan shit? Oh, that's me. I think that's that's that's um
That's recon recon that was good
She's got crime. Yeah, you can you pay me God to me play to it same time. I don't think so
I could play I could play you play to the same guy at the same time
You can you can you can you can you can oh wait
Okay, just about first game on by the way, I'll try that first time you'll be fine
This is like arc when everybody in the first week was just stupid. It's pretty nice. Actually pretty nice
Pretty nice
I begin limited something something one moment boys one moment boys
Here we go we get some heels from this gentleman over God there
We there's no free one. There's a free one from yesterday when the road line is so I am bound
Okay, I'm good to go you ready
yeah it's really good fuck it sent me in there also got this new loading screen
how do you like it boy how do you like it yeah we say you're do us up I have
no idea I have no idea thank you boys thank you boys thank you boys
All right, okay, all right, what's you saying?
What's you saying?
I don't know if there is duos.
I'm hoping there is.
Maybe 50.
Oh, there's no duos.
Well, that's probably something that should be in the game.
That's unfortunate.
That's, well, we have to be extra guys.
Look at this.
Buncher.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Just don't feel lobby.
Yeah, but I think it puts us in a three.
Three minutes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Make sure you accept your contract.
Make sure you accept your first contract.
Mmm.
Let me check mine.
Okay.
I gotta go to...
I'm pissed off.
Wait, okay.
I gotta go to...
Um.
I have no idea.
I'm pissed off.
Okay.
I gotta go to...
Um.
I have no idea
I
Hold up wait, uh hold up. Oh, I hold up wait a minute. I got it hold up now. Oh
Okay, okay. All right, okay. I just gotta go to a garden. Excellent. That's all I gotta do makes you accept your quest makes you
See me accept your quest
Okay, the quest is under codex
No, no, no, under factions, under factions, and then you go to the green one and then
you press, you'll see a lady that says she owns you and that your consciousness is owned
by a company and then you say fuck you and then you accept the contract.
I gotta welcome to Tal Setti.
That's how you say it.
I think that's the place where it, I think it's the planet.
Oh Setti, I'm good.
I think that's French.
I think that's French I believe.
I think I got them both on.
Uh, fuck.
Oh no, I gotta clean up our full items, dammit.
One second.
I have no idea. Alright, here we go. Alright, done.
Done and done. Now we ride.
Okay, am I drinking the night again?
No!
It's fuck a fan Friday!
Should we choose a person yet?
We choose one person.
For a fuck a fan Friday!
No, you decide at the end of the stream whoever's the best noodle whoever's the best noodle
Don't be typing me in the chat. You can't you cannot shift your chances. It is all random
I'm married you can't choose me
I
Anyone that's married will just get a video of me and coax you fucking that's yeah
If you select it if you select that's fair harsh but fair harsh but fair harsh but fair, okay?
My name's close dance for that side. Congratulations. Is there is your streamer most?
I don't know
I'm so reason I already have a headache. I'm thinking about
Why I don't have I think it's because I drink a shitload. That's right. I was fucking off the
I was off the fucking sauce last night
Were you actually yeah, I was saucin I was saucin. I was saucin we read the bunker ladies
We were saucin. All right thirsty Thursday. We get a little crazy. We get a little wacky
You see
I was a little crazy myself. I was playing World of Warcraft last night. Oh
whoa tell me not about that go ahead okay tell me as little as you can about
that okay go ahead all right all right perfect all right let's proceed back
back how do I get a backpack now you have to be not poor and not on me now
Now let's RIDE!
I
Something got the intro down just yet. Yeah, not it's yet. I'm now let's ride
I
Beagle
Quip your pistol over time. Let me take another planet gander at that
He's got the lumps and everything
It will turn it will turn it's not walking to that don't walk into that that's the booger booger blend
okay okay it'll fuck it's gonna go a little little bad until I figure out what to do that's okay I have
no idea what I'm doing it okay perfect mm-hmm don't you worry that's that's the name of the game
Follow me boys.
Cooper, please.
All right, okay, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Okay.
Follow me boys.
Oh
Be the activate we just wait is your are you B2 or my B2? You're a one
I'm a one you only to defeat one UESC in the primitive left
Wait, so you see my question. Well, mm-hmm. Yeah, you see my suit up, right B2's me and then
And then your I know you just scare the FTL array. Oh, I see it over there. We're
Yeah
But you'll see what do you mean fucking dummies you see that one I see the quest
The what I see you down the wall. I see my question through the wall right here. I'm painting
Are you sure yeah, yeah, I see the contract and then there's
There's two two guys up there
What are you talking about?
wait my contract right here okay you are already hacking at this game too no no
see look it and then you get this I like them I like you I like you Walmart
security camera look you got going on okay you look the exact same way I'm
I'm sexy with it, though. I'm sexy.
Wait, I see Tiggle.
Yeah, these are the two guys I saw through the map. These guys.
Yeah, he's a real person. We're just real people, real people.
What do I mean real person? Oh my God, they're killing me. They're killing me.
Oh, there's fall damage in this game. I just remembered.
I just remembered.
Wait, it's 15.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, hold on now.
You hear me in the game?
Yeah.
Just say it.
Say it.
You sound like shit.
Say it.
Say it.
Hold on now, say it.
Hold on now, say it.
I'm getting thirsty by an NPC.
Damn.
Fucking kiddie.
I'm killing my-
Oh yeah, I'm a self-ribe.
I'm a self-ribe.
Yeah.
You get this up.
Double-check.
No.
No.
Actually.
Double-check.
No, I didn't
Yeah, I don't like that feature either. I already been kicked down. I don't need dirt my eyes
Okay, well that was but a me a woman a me a woman that is really time to get down to the nitty-gritty
I got one guy one shop, but we're in trios now we got this we got you got this you got this hundred percent
Let's do a free kid. Let's do a free kid. How do you do a free kid?
You want to go to the Arbery and you click that wait it's orange today instead of yellow
It's not a thing we said different free kids every day
That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool. Is it the sponsored kid?
Today's sponsored then you click free, and then you buy it and then you put it on you
We don't have a shield with this
With you while you well, well you always have one shield one bar
We died
about the three kids. Alright, let's ride. I suppose that was technically an easy raid.
Yeah. Easy and easy out. You didn't have to find the extract.
Yeah, I did the quest. Wait, you did the quest? Wait, did you turn it in?
Yeah. Yeah. I got good goo. You didn't turn it in yet?
Yeah, I did. It's sabotage. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I see you.
Thank you.
Mr. Dyson.
Thank you.
Good day.
What was that?
What was that?
I was kind of the same.
Too late to say something about you.
That would have been very unbelievable.
like 20 seconds sooner than sir.
Also I probably should have hit while I did that.
We have you pull out the self-drive,
you grab the largest box of Cheerios
and start dumping it on your mouth
and everybody can see you doing it.
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah, I probably should have hit while I did that.
That would have been strategic.
That would have been tactical.
Tactical advantage.
All right.
Go in there.
Let's ride.
That's right, you're a Mr. Coachie.
I'm high-screened so bad.
I know, I'm trying to miscalculate these intros.
I won't lie, you're trying to miscalculate them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty badly.
Oh.
I want to get community trained.
All right.
Wait, we're not in.
Oh.
Almost there was it almost there. I just gotta go to the card next though. That's all I got to do for mine
Well, that won't that's next though. We just we see yours and they go to mind that we leave mm-hmm. Okay, I
Mean my sense a little bit, okay
Is the DMR
Okay, so I see your quest
I
Know I need to sabotage
You need to act okay. I by the way you did moderators got it
God, you mind just time and anyone out there being negative for any reason for like 24 hours
It's the kind of messing with the bugger leaders are having fun
They're messing with the bugger leaders are having fun and trying to enjoy themselves. I appreciate it boys
Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you boys. I appreciate you guys. I
I keep your people's open mr. Closey by the way you're looking for bags of poo you're looking for bags of poo
I think I got two of them. Oh unstable biomass. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you want as many bags of poo as you can
The hell is that thing?
Yeah
That's a crank out
I think there's a lot of poo in this building like a surplus of poo.
Oh, click on behind you, watch out.
This ain't got to play him.
Gotcha.
Oh, there's renair in here.
Oh, oh, what is that?
He wants to start something you didn't see.
How can you lose him when I hide him?
The game is a little glitzy, it is new.
So sometimes I'll show you items that isn't there.
What the hell?
that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen it's a it's a known glitch it's a
known glitch don't glitch don't glitch it's a new game it's gonna have some
glitches it's gonna have some glitches oh my god this is another clicker I don't
have enough ammo for this we're out of free kid I'm only got like 34 more
I'm gonna stop you right now.
Are you winning son?
Are you winning son?
Good work!
You see these got any bags of poo?
Oh no poo bags, no poo bags.
Don't you, what we need to do with these free kids is go save our ammo and go kill a real guy.
And then we get a Max kid.
You come on?
Where's the G?
Come on.
Oh, we have ammo crates, I forgot.
Thanks, boys.
What?
Press G, press C, you'll drop an ammo who you need.
You can push, you can push.
I'm just injecting myself with shit right now.
Give me two, give me two.
They can be feel mushy.
I have no heels.
Come down here and take this.
I've got a little surprise for you.
between the sides of the sauce knife
Let me check this out
Take a look at that thing in the center
Ready cool, huh?
Ready cool
Hey, you might have pianos in our greatest buddy, but we got this horn. We got a whole yeah
Oh, that's the ebt con gives you a little bit of money
It was right to your bank account in the stash, you need to get out.
Wait, that's pretty cool.
Hey, I need to heal.
Here, there's a new rage and it's 11%.
I need to defeat six more tank guys.
Let's go to a more popular area so we can kill real people.
okay well I was looking for kills should I say fuck it yeah fuck it fuck it it
will kill some guy and then we'll get his heels sure but yeah we will be fine
they don't call me the LeBron James of Marathon for nothing no no no one I
promise you wait what am I wait I literally everyone calls me that don't
even solidly I just pressed my old
congratulations thank you
I was just thinking one of us should
waste our ultimate thanks for stepping up
in the plate that's a crab you can
fuck it already have multiple those
congratulations I got bumps up my chest
you that one you want to throw next to
any enemy it'll go toward them and then
turn to a bomb oh shit it tracks you down tracks you down
oh you got a real guy real guy real guy real guy how do you see that these
like days I did to them to them right 20 oh oh my god click it's about click
is about to get off the stage oh my god I thought this is about the stage
it's not good bro there's so many robots there's a hundred you fuck one
down one down one down we're closing down here you fucked me
Oh my god, what the hell?
Why?
You guys are stuck up behind me and kill me now you're sucking me off.
Do I get off?
The stairs, dumbass.
Can you see how many clankers are over there?
Fuck you sir, fuck you.
Oh
There's two suck at me they're getting back at me
Please
Where's the other one? Oh, there he is. Oh, yeah, we're actually into us. I think there's do us
Thank you good sir came just in the nick of time
When you guys
Do you gotta do something something?
I got a backpack. Oh
Conductor lasers. I think you grab all the like the implants and put them on you in your body
That right there it's right there right there off man
What the hell I got you boss I got you boss it
Good thing it's the Blamk-Bluesy. Good job!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
He's sucking me!
No way that is happening. Aren't we serious?
Peanut! I died!
That would be very helpful information before I go 1v1 of Robot the size of a building, good sir.
I wish that!
Mm-hmm. Wait, we can call the extract. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, oh, yeah totally. Sorry this robot's gonna keep sucking us
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself
Hey, yeah, I
Was losing that guy for huge is it a robot started fucking me that'll happen that'll happen. I killed myself
Excellent raise
rain don't say excellent rain after that we got nothing me a warm-up now it is
really time to get down to the nitty gritty mm-hmm I can't we that's having
eyes you got me that's having we were cooking we were on fire there for like
two seconds we were on fire I have a backpack wait we can just keep going
free kids. Yeah, I need to get rid of them. Yeah, we got one as well. Okay, that's why.
All right, I want it. I want it. I think I'll play this character.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
DPS, let's go.
I wish I'd appreciate you making me laugh and enjoy life in the past few months.
P.S. it's my birthday.
P.S.
Fuck everyone.
Who's why about on, uh...
Yeah, we went to the gym!
Open his whimsical and full of magical activities, good sir.
Open his whimsical and magical big man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thanks for the gym, boys.
Happy brother, it's very kind of you, my boy.
Thank you, brother, thank you, brother.
What Mr. Squirrel, what we're doing right now
is one good man, good man.
And Mr. Sassie, Mr. Lentz, Mr. Feedock,
Mr. Skeptical, Mr. Willow, what we're doing right now
is one good man, good man.
Thank you, my boys, appreciate you guys.
Why is everyone so worried about viewers?
Yeah, I know, guys, I'm telling you,
It's all new game hate.
If they can't hate on the game,
they'll hate on something next to it.
It's like a virus.
It's like a virus.
It's like a virus.
It's like a virus.
Don't pay much attention to it.
Don't pay much attention to it.
It includes the mind.
It happens with every new game,
marathon or whatever the fuck, any new game.
It's like a virus.
It includes the mind.
Happen with arc raiders.
This is how it goes.
Every new game.
It's fine.
Just try to ignore it.
Just try to ignore it.
Hmm
Don't you feel lovey-dovey-dook-a-champ?
We enjoy it good thinking good thinking cheers boys. Cheers gentlemen
Oh ride
All right, Mr. Colts, you ready for a great raid?
Mr. Coltsy?
Psst!
Psst!
Coltsy!
Psst!
Psst!
Coltsy!
Psst!
Mr. Coltsy, go!
He's adjusting his hands.
Did you get a silly juice when he said something out of it?
He's dead.
He's jerking it again.
Can't you look at Hittai again?
How to get my food?
Oh, my apologies.
My apologies.
My pleasure.
I made food.
I
Let's proceed I made food
Wait, we got the same one well, I like this one. Oh, we get this is the same one. Yeah
We are this
Precise is to be automatic you got
My is mm-hmm. I think so, right? We see it says hardline PR. Oh
Yes, we are maximum at it kind of poo
Yeah, I'm bad actually fuck. I don't know why I
Well, I had this last time I mean, I was looting a green AR and it disappeared. Oh, yeah, that'll happen. Oh, I got a five poo
I got two poo wait, I got a volley rifle. I
Don't know what that is
All right me either. Okay. Let's go. Be real quick. How often can you do if you do G1 to matches it like a reload thing
Oh, it's a three-round bird. Oh, it's what's a match. I just want myself
She happened again
That'll happen that'll happen I'll happen big man
What's got a green hardline PR?
Hey ass.
Oh.
You just mad cuz you just gray.
Let's poo.
Oh what I mean?
YAAA!
Oh.
Die!
Oh my goodness.
Thank god the hooligan!
Okay so this is the beat up stuff for the last, right?
Ow, ow.
I was trying to conserve ammo by stabbing them
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
Thank you good sir
You get a man. You cheapy nicely. I don't know my old house. Come on. Press it. It's kids. It's kids. Everything around you
The queue of the app
No, I'm in the Indian bitch now
Oh, you probably turned you invisible no I got the smoke on the ground oh
There's something something
Right here we go with three more pooh three more pooh score
There's something something I got the Burt SMG smegma
All right, all right, there's something something. All right, come on, but you're cozy down to go kill people. I
Want better goob?
Got a piece of gum where they got a shield
Can you suck it?
Can you suck it? Can you suck it?
Alright Mr. Cozy, let's ride.
Alright.
We're gonna go, we're gonna go to a more central location.
It's overflow.
Yeah.
Oh, that'll be cool.
How the fuck do I get out of here?
How the fuck do we get ice cream?
Gotcha!
Watch out for the hemorrhoids.
Watch out for the hemorrhoids. Don't get too good.
Okay.
Did you get booted?
Oh, poo.
Hmm.
Oh, poo.
There's a lot of clankers out here.
We got to get to the overflow. We got to get- wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, I have my questions complete.
Sabotage, are you sick?
Combs in Tiddit and North or South Belay?
Yeah, that's mine.
So it's either, see what I'm saying, or you can't wait.
Wait, wait, let's check this place for Hooligans,
and then we'll go to the South Belay of the Zod.
Okay, no.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But I hear something.
Oh.
What's that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What am I?
I'll please the word.
Oh, well, there's a million clickers
coming down from this guy.
Let's leave.
Let's leave.
I
Don't find that I've got like a hundred bullets max. I'm telling you what you guys
I have two ammo boxes. How'd you get another one? I don't know. I think I looted it
You see for now see for now, I've got enough to kill it to you
So my order just a smoke in it
That's kind of nice.
Yeah, I've got the little skinny doozy.
It's only a 500 second cooldown though. It's like a no use when we know there's guys next to us.
Oh, if anyone steps in it, it just, it does something to rain.
There should be rain?
Yeah, I can smoke. Oh my god!
I need to kill people, kill people, kill people! That's a crab! That's a crab! That's a crab!
Uh, I don't think it's real.
it is it is that credit that's a crap that's it that's all to me that whatever
it's called I'm here I'm here I'm skinning skinning skinned right here
I see him.
Grab!
A green armor.
Back one.
One down, one down.
Oh, it's three dead, three dead, three dead.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, we're three, we're three.
You're probably...
Oh!
Come here.
No, leave me gone!
It's three dead.
It's three dead.
Yeah, we had doors are not is it two teams
My man
Oh my god, all right, they suck behind us. Oh
We're an asshole!
I killed one, no?
I killed the guy.
He immediately thirsts to be in the middle of a battle.
Look how it's wrong with that guy.
What?
Excellently, gentlemen, excellent raid.
We instantly downed one.
Yep, I don't know how that went wrong.
I thought we were cooking.
I thought we were going to go in there,
sucking out like lightning and kill that entire team.
I don't know how that turns out so quick.
Wait, wait, what am I still- wait, completed contract?
You have a completed contract?
Yeah.
I remember we were running to the thing, I didn't do it yet.
What if it says completed contract?
You gotta turn it before we go in.
I know, you did.
Remember you did that quest?
No.
Oh yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah, I got a sabotage shit still.
I got to do I got to get a loot box with a key I
Got to find a key that a loot box. We can do that. We can do that
Yeah, we do that easily. It's not simple enough
Says a crewmate has an error
Has an error my shitty my shit
There we go. Yeah, okay. All right now. I'm gonna go. All right, we ride
But do you know what the silk in the top left of the screen means? What's the something?
Yeah, no bitches. Oh, I don't think that's it. Oh
If I didn't think I wouldn't say that shit, but what's the so thing do you mean what the something is?
Oh battle pass currency not in beta. Oh
Oh, okay, okay.
Gotcha.
You see boys, you know, what type of water do you drink?
She water like that one more time on the fucking ride.
also the answer your question the type everybody else on planet Earth thinks
like I'm saying you have like a do you have like a like a filter in your thing
Oh
I do have a filter but it's time. It's been telling me to change it for months. Yeah, dude same
I could tell me like you know, yeah, yeah, I think it's a deep state lie. I don't think I should even go
That's what I'm saying
Okay, all right, we go ahead come back down I
I don't have my crab. I'm gonna get my hemorrhoid
Yeah, you doing okay. Hey, how are you?
Jagging around you that is
Are you sure the next there's nothing that's down there
Take that who'll again
I
Didn't that's just right
Oh
And I just heard ten clankers spot on side. Oh my god
$76
I'm one shot. Is another
Hibboid Spongebob?
Who's this guy? Who's this guy?
He's one of these more Hibboids.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm one shot.
He's a Hitler's bucket. Oh my God!
Got it! I found it!
It's there, it's there.
Ew. That was a close one.
Hey, boss.
Mm-hmm. Don't you worry, Lackey.
Don't you worry.
Thank you, David.
I took care of the Hibboid Spongebob for you.
Now you jump will be it you know what all right, so it's a gift from the TV to deal
Bring that we're over here. It's not mandatory cock inspection
That's what I'm mandatory shafted ball inspection. Okay. I'm gonna need to take a look at the tip as well
Loot boxes I
It says loot boxes
I got a head in plan for you. I didn't play. What is that?
It's like a something you put on your in-plane the market
All right, I think a little peep
The head in plan oh
Big skull v1 while under the benefits of mechanics kid on OS my game increase heat capacity
Okay.
Thanks, Chief.
I got you.
I'm looting a ton of boxes,
but it's not telling me I'm completing the quest.
Is that, who do we need?
We need a key.
We need a key to a specific box.
That sounds incredibly hard.
A random box with a random key, I believe.
Actually, I see my quest.
Hold on.
Who do yours?
Who do yours?
Does anyone know what that means?
Okay.
I am one-
That's all on half also, so are you
He's like in a specific spot
It's quote for one full lock box with the key then is we buy the key in the Arbery
You were in the room one room
You passed it a few times we come on what box
You really I pass if you don't what's it?
But what what box was it?
I have to find the key to find a box and station also.
Wait, I'm here to craft the key before I go out of here.
Alright, I can't do my class, what do you want?
I already did my class.
Oh!
Yo, I hear shooting southeast.
Oh, take off, take off, take off!
You chief will kill those guys keep the group and then we'll extract and grab my key
Yeah, there's another team pushing up to you right?
Come on you boss. I'm on you boss
That was it oh, they're right here
Oh.
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly.
Where's your boyfriend at, Mr. Silly?
Is he around here, Mr. Silly?
I hope you don't have the mics on just yet.
Sir, can you hear me?
Can you hear me? I'm about to call you a bitch and I want you to confirm that you can in fact hear me.
Wait, Peter, I'm actually-
Hedge.
All right, that one could hear me that one could hear me. We could do that one
But your guy was cool, we just gotta live a good my guy was cool
You can buy that was packing my guy was packing
I kind of pack a joke, but but it's still packing
But that here we go I'm gonna need this
Here we go, I got a block to score
Wait, wait, wait, I got a lock box. You don't need this. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I need
50-50 oh true either we find it or we don't
Okay
You know what you guys, who is that lockbox ad?
Okay, is that?
Did you grab it?
Hmm, I got a guide.
Wait, where was it?
Was it back there?
Lockboxes are in red flare buildings.
Red flares.
There's one right there!
Wait, there's a grip here.
You see that? You see that? I'm gonna go to the lockbox.
Oh, the boys.
I have an LMG.
Which I would say what's the name? It's
Retaliator, uh wait this there's like a hundred lock boxes in here
Holy tingle be cozy cozy goop. I'm gonna be able to take a big ball take
What oh, yeah, this is destroyer shall they're all destroyer shalls. They're mine. Oh, you're not in this can you see
So they take it for money though
Yeah, he uses specific log box. I was supposed to take from my guy who was for destroyer thingy's
You'd rather do the shell the guy right? Can I keep can I keep yeah?
Back here, and I keep healing like it's letting me use heels, but I'm full health
But I would be like why you stop doing that immediately
Yeah, you did it. I
Yeah, but I didn't know I didn't use so much heels and I was ready for help. I
I would stop that immediately, good sir, if I were you.
Oh, we're done!
What?
Let's go for this one.
This one, this one.
Wait, what's the other one? Oh, that's a Gordy deck.
Yeah, a bunch of Clakers come out there. Come out the looks and the crannies.
I feel like we're missing a body, by the way. There's only three there, right?
You know, I know. I don't know where the fourth of me go in.
I think you should not have.
Wait, right here.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, good eye!
Who's on the left?
Who's on the left?
Yeah, you know, it's like...
Well, I thought it was kind of packing.
What?
What?
Where'd that go?
I get the...
Glitz in the game, sometimes it's just to be as...
Why do you put it when I'm on it?
Let's ride.
I'm due to the south.
Wait, you're running the wrong way.
We're going to the sides.
We're going to kill those people on that channel.
Wait, why?
They're east.
They're east.
They're Houston.
They're Houston.
Okay.
I'm coming.
I see one.
I see one.
Hey, oh right here right here. Hold team. Hold team. Hold team. Hold team. Hey careful careful careful. I'm not there
Fucking oh
That's Bob. Oh my god, they're fucking me. They're fucking me. Scanning scanning
Crab
What oh hello sir hello sir hello sir how are you on this fine day?
Hell there's another another team
Oh
Okay, all right. I don't know I was gonna say you're gonna hit like ten people your scan hit like ten people
I've been very helpful nation 36 to go good sir very helpful information. Thanks for letting me know chief
I appreciate that. Let me let me let me see the house
Don't you worry that was another me warm up that was really time to get down to business
Well, I was so go
No, man
No matter no matter this this next little ten times better
Wait, we gotta complete our contracts.
At least we get our quest done.
That's a bonus.
Honestly, true.
You see here?
Yeah, you got $300!
Space dollars.
Okay.
I think I got some more.
Agent.
Livered Glint salvage to Deacon.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
are chain is requesting X fill of a known salvage from our post along the way
finding loot containers especially running backpacks
download that means we'll be back to you
don't you know you gotta be like purchasing like
come on I'll be like purchasing like upgrades or just like after the stress
test is it just gonna get wiped again
I don't know about that wait guys you didn't get wiped
hey that's a good wait are we are we not gonna lose anything for the same the
shiver slam oh well that sucks yeah that kind of sucks I'm not gonna lie to you
I didn't even think about that
We're doing this right we're playing this everything gets wiped in two days then if we go play arc readers
What a great time what a great time perfect perfect
No matter what game we play arc or marathon and literally means absolutely Jackson
nothing perfect perfect what a sweet light what a sweet little
sweet I'm texting officer I'm texting officer I didn't even
think about that I'm trying to get on the edge night
yeah I didn't even think about that
I got like 50 quest time.
Yeah, well you're going to be level 1 in a couple days.
Perfect.
You know what? Let's just murder people
Oh, let's ride!
Music playing
Watch out for the booger! Watch out for the booger!
I
You're gonna lose about 75% of your health now pal
I've heels
How to be careful those booger bushes they'll get you don't fuck your ride
Booger bushes were fucking me all last night actually pouting my ass
it puts a three-minute debuff on you that reduces the healing you do
I didn't even know that
I see it on the bottom left
NERF THE FUNKER BUSINESS
Good shot, good shot
I also think we should shift our focus to killing innocent animals
Fuck it
Pour oil in the Gulf of America
Start pouring oil
Yeah. Next quest. Next quest.
It'll be the goo. It'll be the goo.
So how do you know if you get scan?
I kind of was playing that wall.
Oh, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Oh, not any robots around here, dude, I was so geared.
I got a hazard override card and that's a little hoosier than you get in someone with
What is that, what is that?
What are you talking about, what is that?
You got to go away.
Your seals break, you get a brief burst of increased ability with Generator in.
That's pretty nice.
That's pretty good.
Okay, I still have 20 seconds on this debuff before I start dealing perfect
Exfil nodes wait wait I loop we need a loop for more containers
I said I should we just go to the XBOI. I want to kill something. Wait what is that?
Look at the map! Look at the map!
You see that?
Oh, priority hostile.
I bet that guy has good goop.
Let's go over there.
I need to take a boss or something.
I'll find a heal.
That's weird to think of.
Oh my god, there's so many peanuts.
Peanut don't fuck up what's got here?
I'll be cool. It's just USA the Mason
Yeah, here's such a huge rock to the west I use up to the West oh
My fucking God. Oh, they got okay. I got hit by the booking bush. I got one of those little vape packets
my god
You the red by the way, you red vape packets
It looks like a like what a like a packet of jewel would come in but it's red. We'll protect you from the boogie bunches
Oh my oh my
What I
Oh, I have no idea I I don't know
Fuck it
The battle is done in one
I'm here to be in they push them push them. I'm gonna scab you quick. Scab you quick. Can
change game. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
What now what now what now to die die die?
No!
No!
There's a third!
What?!
We weren't cooking!
We weren't cooking!
No!
No, I'm killing myself.
Conceit, you have no ideas of what I'm doing.
Did you see that?
Did you just see me put in work?
Did you not just see me put in work right there?
I'd laser the first guy, ripped out my knife, and British Subway shanked the second guy to death.
Yeah, two guys climbed on me.
Did you see that? Did you see that?
Oh, crap.
We were cooking. We were cooking.
Ex-delivery.
Hey, did you thought that was the main train?
What are you bringing it, kid?
Yeah, but I'll just do this for you, kid.
For you, kid. You're right. You're right.
But the best gun I've seen in the game so far is the copperhead.
You want to keep your peepers out of that?
It's like an SMG.
Operahead?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I was playing with Mr. Zeigler,
the CEO of what the fuck he's called.
Yeah.
And I got it.
I haven't seen it since, though.
I don't know if it's still in the game
in the server side.
I haven't seen it even once.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
If you see it, you should know that.
It's a piece.
A little bit of goo.
A little bit of goo.
Guys, if you're gonna be negative,
You mind just kind of just like what you can tell my boys we're trying to enjoy ourselves here
We're trying it. We're gonna be negative. You mind just kind of
It's about
There's you guys. We're trying it. We're really trying to we're having a good time tonight on a Friday night
When you guys mind if you if you're gonna be negative you guys
We're also we're having we're trying to have a good time night boys. Um, I would really appreciate it
I would really appreciate it
I'm actually hitting.
I'm coming in Max.
I'm coming in goop down.
I'm coming in goop down.
Yeah.
I'm even gonna bring anti booger bliss supplies.
I can't wait can it can you watch out another can re kind of scan the assassin when he's
invisible.
I don't know.
I would think so.
I would think so.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Square maxing
You can buy the copperhead for 4k from one of the factions really?
No way.
Yeah, I've got six and a half k.
You can buy the copperhead.
Where?
Hey, there you can.
We wear you have to unlock it. We would it would be
Copperhead eight in slam. Oh, well, I've been lied to
you okay perfect perfect what a sweet life what a sweet life what a sweet what
a sweet little treat what a sweet little treat all right okay let's proceed
let's proceed let's ride
That may shock just a few big men.
Let's ride!
The viewer numbers reflect how much your fans don't want to watch marathon usually at 90k
but not only you're at 50k well you could think about it like that or you could think
about it like I've got 50k fans and 40k fans of our creators I could be could be
Yeah, I think you think about it Ron. Um, I think you think about it wrong. I don't think that
Oh
I'm lucky.
Click it!
Oh!
Click it! Click it! Click it! Click it!
Where's he going?
Die!
Oh my god, this one is a good one. Oh my goodness.
Don't die.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
Oh! Get out of here!
One from three poo, one from three poo!
One from another three poo store!
Six poo!
I don't know where...
There's an armored.
What the hell? I just put so many bullets in that bag.
Yeah, I got you. I got you. Don't you any big man? All right. Now we got to find a group of hooligans and
For three more pool
What's a trap pack the political tinder that explodes would hostile runners turn said
No way
No way
But you hear that I say again, you know how you can drop the ammo crate
Yeah, it's called a trap packet if you can drop it just like the ammo creep
But it says deployable container that explodes with hostile run a search end
You put it in the middle of room
Yeah, I feel like this movie here is so good and knowing it ever comes here
Yeah, I don't see what people here either
I'm telling you, Nick works his right. It's hard. There's somebody negative people. It's hard to stay positive. Yeah, I mean,
I'm telling you, Nick works his right. It's hard. There's somebody negative people. It's hard to stay positive. Yeah, I mean,
Yeah, I'm telling you Nick works is right. It's hard. There's somebody negative people. It's hard to stay positive
Yeah, I mean
I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you people are just people are just fucking miserable
Guys, we didn't just be positive guys. Holy shit. You don't like the game. You don't have to watch mine
It's just be positive
I
Know what people do instead of
Them just closing out of the streaming going someone else they have to let you know that they I know it's kind of weird
I will play I'm gonna play a very soon. I love on does not paint it right now. I don't know
I even tell me all about it
This and chill out he's Christ
I see the hooligans right now.
They're right here, nothing.
I'm gonna do a quick scan.
Yeah, I'm not hearing anything.
Okay, that is what I was like, like, unless it's an eight man team, I did that.
What? Take a look.
What's going to south of me, mate?
You can find any hooligans over there.
Follow me, boy.
Okay.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Follow me, dude.
Wait, never you let your little bar in the middle, you don't want that to hit the top
bar.
You can't run for like 60 seconds.
Yeah, I realized that.
I realized that first rate.
Yeah, I'm shot down.
I don't know about that.
I'm gonna need some upgrades for that one.
Yeah.
That's the right.
Oh, yeah, tinkles, tinkles, tinkles.
Yeah
Just dancing no, no that would you crap do it?
What I'm doing
Okay, well that was completely worth it
Literally on the box on this box right here
When it
Oh, oh, he's rapping he's jumping boating boating. Oh
He was just sitting there
Oh, well sitting on the body. He's sitting on the body
Yeah
That we killed perfect. What a sweet treat what a sweet treat my favorite part about that rape
Which would be 2v3 that team and then another team came out and it gave our asshole. That was my favorite part
I think this is only a solo was that the guy in the top window?
Hey, it might be
Excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
Perfect perfect. What a sweet life. What a sweet life, but no matter that was what I feel warm up rain
I was really time to get down to the nitty-gritty. I wish that was all my gear. Oh
That was all mine as well. I think that was about half the money. I had I have 6.5 thousand now
That's okay. That's okay. I'm gonna step back. Oh, you bump on the road to success
You're little something boy
Are we going for kid? We're going freaking I
I don't have a full kid anymore how many space all you got 1800
That's enough that's enough mm-hmm. Actually yeah, I should be okay. Oh
I'm gonna bring in this Hoosie-Doozie
Little bit of that
Here we go
throughout this
With that
That's a good idea. You want that's a genius idea. I'll set the sub only I have to freak in it. Well, hold on
I didn't think about that. Listen up. Oh
Do we you do freak it you do freaking I'm gonna do I'm gonna do
I don't know how to do this actually oh there we go. Okay. There we go. Okay. God. Okay. God wait wait wait wait wait
I might not be a nice boys. Thanks boys. Good thinking good thinking
Okay, I'm doing I'm doing a full kid. I'm doing a full head. You can be poor and bring in a free kid poor person
I am a cook little something something I
Don't even read these things by the way. There's so much fucking reading this game. I'm yeah, I
Didn't read a bit more. I just throw on three and hope the good
You're literally something something here we go I am unfortunately gonna be on a white
shield that's okay but I have guns I have guns I'm breathing in itself alive as well
He's gonna go frisky out there
This here we go
My body I only have 1700 left. I'm actually suffering right now. I
Do if I lose this kid, I genuinely have to do free kids until we until we get a come up
Yeah, listen, I don't know if you know it up, but we have an extract in one
I'm working on it
it'll come it'll come I this scar I hope this car is good bro hmm I have no
idea I hope you guys I hope you die a horrible man
Now let's ride!
You've no contract!
Fuck it, whatever, whatever.
We'll just kill somebody.
I subbed just to tell you how much I hate this game and it sucks to watch me out.
At least that's kind of funny actually.
That was the first time, Jack!
Dude, what?
Let's RIDE!
Oh my god.
permission is a restricted region. Your presence may trigger immediate UESC reinforcements.
I
Drive follow me boys
I do I turn it on some only any subs I swear to God I have the first time chat box on on the tags
Gotta give him a couple points back you gotta give him a couple points for that
I'm not even gonna time the guy out
That's cool. Okay. All right. Oh, they're good machines
Yeah, I know I see you I'm taking you we should just split the P. Y. P. Y. I'm trying to kill somebody
We don't suck we've done
We've killed two people every raid and it's always
We're in white armor.
It is literally our job to play video games.
Killing one guy is not an accomplishment.
I'm hacking this, by the way, come back here.
Lick my ass, I'm going over here.
I'm dead.
You gotta be kidding me.
Wait, no, I mean, I didn't know hacking that one over
clankers.
I went in this get over here get over here young man. You don't want to hack that that probably gives really good news
If I will hack it I can
Get a little bit of good today. Oh, okay. Oh, I just have one it
I have no idea
Bottle B boys
Damn people. Yeah curves laughter
I hope this car is good, man. Oh
Wait, what's it called this? What's it called?
the
V75 scar
Is that one good?
It's an energy embo. Oh
I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. I got the
Be on 30 feet volleyball
Hacken
We don't fucking know
We're not we're not the homies in sublocate we can jail stuff. Oh my god
Well, I'm sure we have no more heels
He's always low I suck oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, I'm so fine, I'm so fine!
I think I can, I tap you, I tap you!
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!
Oh! I got him!
I downed him.
You got him?
Yeah, I downed him.
You just put a bogey-bogey on him!
I'm climbing.
He's there standing us!
It was faster!
I'm going to do a quick shield in 50 seconds.
I'm doing a shot.
Where's that, where's that?
Top window up here.
I got you, Osher!
Is he getting a shield?
Activating my ultimate!
One more shot, Green Shield.
grab
You are alone in there hold on
When that went down
Nice don't die
I
Think it might only be a duo at least up to you. Yeah, I think we're good
Dude, now we're cooking, boy! Now we're cooking!
What, they were packing goop too? They were packing!
Are they? Goop, goop, goop!
Where's the other guy?
No, the other guy's in here. There's a turtle.
Signal recall window closes in 20 minutes.
$246? Score!
What about this guy's packing?
This guy was packing. This guy has a shield for your V1.
He's got a free kit.
We're in a backpack, in a backpack. There's a shield in the backpack right here. They'll give you some heals.
You can see me in the close-up.
I have a backpack right here.
Was that the same?
Increased hostile, please no.
Yeah, no thanks.
Go ahead and bubble and give it to the next guy, Chief.
Yep.
And I hear some type of...
Robot fought sound outside. Alright, the Nintendo is inbound.
Got it?
Still a hairball, little hairball. I apologize.
I take these, take these, maybe three of these and two of these.
I don't know, I'm good, I'm fine with some.
Take those.
Okay.
I'll just go to the next one you want, we'll go right over the overflow.
No, this guy's kind of good by the way, this hardline PR.
You have the Simiano?
Yeah, that's a Simiano.
I shot him with that head.
It was incredible when you were standing outside doing nothing.
Okay, I literally got them both one shot just like that.
Wow guys, number one gun in the game to stand outside and do nothing.
Okay, okay, that's what I'm gonna make you fuck you.
Die.
Okay, well, all right, you even read that, I bet you even know what that does.
Oh, it's good, it's an implant.
Yeah, but what does it do?
When you're the only remaining crew member alive, your revives speed is increased.
Mm-hmm.
Oh
There's a claymore there. Oh
Something we can't go out the west side. Oh cuz the clickers are there. Oh
My god, there's a thousand of them
Yeah south right what's that we're north we already went where did it came from there? Oh, yeah, you like how do you know
look at that because you said what's that and I'm assuming you're looking at this
secured peace
let's run out it's not fun
it's cool yeah let's go south west it's really the overflow
army boys
Thank you, Mr.. Any time Mr.. Dazzity time
He's a big man
She's he got global hags. Yeah, I would know we were looking at right there
I think I've read package that
red stamina I didn't know sliding
consume stamina oh you just gotta be
over there's two Nintendo the system out
of the area
though I'm telling you I did oh my god
I was two other big squares it flew to
the sky I have a proximity fucking
censored
Can urge your license I can drop it in the center. Oh, no, we have the bus in the bus and
We do this hand I see what I see what right up right here right here
Well, that's just like it to mine. Oh
You love
We got you got behind you behind you
We go we go
That's motion
Thanks for my iPad. Oh my god. Oh my god
We we walk in from the one for me company company company. I'm just writing
I'm getting cursed it from a team on top of the hill man. What does me treat for me?
Oh
Dear are we so fucking for real right now?
How do we not find anyone and then there's all your people perfect perfect. What is we treat?
Seventh time is the charm that's what I've heard
Sometimes
I
Guess a free kid I have no money. I have no money. Okay. Okay. This we're gonna do we're gonna free cam
We're just running at every gun yeah, that's what we do. That's what we do
All right, let's proceed
Every gun sound
Let's do it
Hmm
Thank you, Mr. Real Glimmer, my boy, please you better.
Hey, Mr. Big Taste, we're putting some white good man, good old man!
And Mr. Rainy, my boy, we're putting some white good man, good old man!
Thank you, my boy, please you better.
Still waiting for my burnt peanut body pillow.
Don't you worry, boys, I'll get it whipped up for ya.
Mr. Closie, how would you like a certified official mongoled body pillow
with fleshlight attached.
Godfuckin'.
I'm free.
Complimentary.
Spend me that shit.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Spend me that shit.
Anatomical peanut plug?
What is that? What does it... what does it have to mean?
That space. That space. I know that. I know that space. That space. That space. That's a new space.
All right.
I
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I
That's right
Wait, what blew up to the right yours lightning the God
Thanks, thank you
Watch out for those broken voices
You get you right
I don't think anyone spawns in the PY we spotted.
Let's go to the next one.
Yeah, I don't like that guy.
There's your satellite.
It's where the Coopers are.
How do we keep getting rolled up on by like 17 fucking games?
I don't know.
It's quiet.
Quiet.
It's a mouse scurrying around the house.
The students shoot our first shot.
Seventeen big-balling gentlemen pounding our ass
Well leave score
Thank you good chair, thank you good chair
Follow me I showed the coffee. I don't know how. Oh
I think on the right
Given a arc. Oh, okay that
Team, team, team, team, team, team!
Oh, I know!
You saved me.
Retreat!
Fall back! Fall back!
Can you keep cross?
Come, come, come, come.
I'm coming in here.
Oh, no, that's a crab, that's a crab.
You died with an epic.
I can't shoot it. I shot it.
I'm going up, I'm up!
Watch it, watch it.
Fuck him.
We'll come in the rears
This we do him your friend is they just want to do the fight there's so many people
Fuck you sir die dude. There's a full team pushing up the hill
Yeah, yeah, I'm crashing up. I'm crashing up. No way you can see me
Oh, I see me go to the house go to the house here. Yeah, they're doing things for good. Oh my god
Push it push it push it
I don't you I don't you I don't you I'm going in
Why did the robot just want here as we like the one the one good thing now
Oh
Fuck you, Shane, fuck you die
On the left side
In fact you track you track on you on you on you on you a backside backside backside
You want to watch that yeah, yeah yeah, you go to the front now going to the front
Where were we took the first guy right here right here?
I can just watch, I can just watch!
Wait for that, am I-
Fuck you, sir.
Oh, fuck you, good sir, fuck you, good sir!
No, no, no, no.
Fuck me?
Fuck you, sir.
No, good sir, I would be beside myself.
Fuck you, good sir.
Alright, should time to die.
Go ahead and die now.
Go ahead and die, security man.
So, have you ready?
Go ahead.
So, uh, dude let him go out of his own terms, Mr. Clucksy, like a warrior.
Whoa, this guy's a scheme.
Like those ninjas, where they, they do that, the sword through their stomach.
I wonder if we could, uh, wait, I would see three dead bodies.
Twenty minutes remaining.
Aw, three kids, bro.
Damn it.
Who's the fourth guy?
I don't know.
He's on the roof?
Maybe.
Oh, here he is, got him!
Oh, yeah, this guy's jumping poor as well, but his heartline is pink and green
It'll be the sass it'll be the sass not too shabby. All right
Take this take this
You know the game cannot get a fire. It's my penis
Oh, that's right. Why is it a bumping to form? I was I was a bone-smashing a cock
Try to try to frame max the demand a bit of frame max and just a goodie
The phone back to phone back to
Okay, well we haven't heard anything again I think I hear some kind of clicker noises
over to the southeast.
You're a clicker slickers?
I see me, I see me just go to the SPY.
Oh, that's a flat one.
I'm leaving.
I don't know about you chief, but I'm not talking to you, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving I don't know about you chief and I'm not trying to die up there. I'm going to the next few eyes
Let's do a season we never came from we got over
Watch out for that one
This is an extract right here you can't
We'll we recover we actually cover station or overflow
Now we come from
It was we cover even that track at once
Maybe we came from overflowing. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're going to station
Okay, we'll kill people
And we'll kill people and take their shit
I mean, I need to bad thing I need to oh no fucking way the booger plant just
Kiss on me.
I've read one, I've read one, I've read one.
Come here.
He was here, he was here.
Oh, you're gonna save the future.
Dude, nice club, right?
Where do you find that bad boy?
Oh, Rihanda.
Oh, Rihanda.
And he ain't over Rihanda.
Follow me, boy.
Ain't cool.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
Everybody we kill it is just homeless.
Oh, wow.
This guy had his skin out.
He's got it.
Wait, I hear something.
These are slickers.
Are you a quick scan?
No one can hide.
Oh, alright there's like 7 of them.
I'm going hide.
Yep, same.
Hey, don't click out!
I didn't hit a single time.
Yeah, he's hot. He's hot. Okay.
Oh, my gosh, bad shit.
Yeah, I'm completely out of heels except for one shield thing.
Yeah, gotta make it clean and we have to do Mars.
Oh, my gosh, we're here.
Two, two, two.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Crab!
The secret's destroyed.
I'm still going right now.
Oh my god they're grabbing me they're grabbing me!
Can I climb this?
Oh!
Oh!
Hey I think I'm gonna be wrapping up, I'm gonna be wrapping up.
Fuck I knew it!
Connection collapsed in 15 minutes.
Can I kill them both of them?
Oh I'm dead, I'm not alive.
Oh I got pranked! I got pranked! I got pranked!
I gotta prank, he's on top of the rock, he is on top of the rock dude.
It's three.
It's perfect.
Perfect.
What a sweet glides.
Nope, it's all in good voice.
It's all in good voice.
It's all in good voice.
I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
I gotta crack you.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
Another great raid, another great raid!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Dude, I cracked one guy and then I have another guy sliding on me and then
There's a guy on you!
Fuck!
Aw, we ass.
Is your clothes heat?
Yeah.
We ass?
Yeah, cool.
It's your-
Well, I say we have-
Wait, are you doing another free kid?
I have no money!
I have a thousand dollars!
I started playing today!
We have an extracted one.
I am more of a beast.
No, man, get those with me and wallop rounds.
Stupid.
Now, there's really time to get down to business.
You want me to switch map?
I'm gonna switch map.
We're going die march.
That's, I just learned that map.
All right, okay, never mind.
We'll go back to the regular map.
Now, let's ride.
This was the real one.
Night time is the charm.
Night time is the charm.
Night time is the charm, boys.
Mmm
Dumb and poor you all got like 1600 space dollars that's respectable amount
But she's still getting fun
I think that time is gonna be the time you'll see pal you won't say we've got your pen and paper bitch
How about to say hot stuff?
I wonder if I can show you how it's done.
Um, please, oh you wish me great.
We need the heal guy.
Let's ride!
I
Put my face you really
RIP your focus
Don't you worry Clogsie? I've got full baby like this one. I've got full faith in this one
You feel that miss Clogsie feel that in the air?
The stents of victory oh
My god is already dead person wait
you kill this one me guys are yeah oh it's me oh there's a fat one coming in
there's a fat one coming in there's a fat one coming in oh and robots can open
Get that- get that poo detector out.
Get that poo detector out.
If you get poo, we're gonna have-
I don't know.
It's blue.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm getting crouched out, he's playing, playing, playing, playing, playing-
Oh!
No, no, no, no!
I'm stuck.
It's you, it's you, it's you!
He's invisible, he's invisible!
Ha!
I have an enemy here.
I can't!
One shot, one, one, one!
I got supports!
I got supports!
I got supports!
I got supports!
Nice, one's right here, one's on me, both tracks, both tracks.
And then one's on me.
Okay, I see this.
Oh!
Oh, boop!
Ah!
I cracked it both, and literally, I cracked it both and didn't twice flush, you can win this, you can win this.
My camera's bugged.
You win?
Not really, no.
No.
I'll double-check but I don't think I did
Excellent rain
I was looking for poop
Can't a goop I'll look for poop look for do for two seconds society goes mad
Yeah, that's that's a new big man. I was
I cannot believe we suck this bad.
There's actually no way we are this terrible.
It's impossible. This is impossible.
Every single time we get shit moving, we just get a full team of trios.
Alright, let's ride!
Ten times is the charm. Ten times is the charm.
That's what they say. I've heard that. That's what they say.
You've heard that?
I've heard that, that's what you're saying!
You've heard that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.
No, let's ride!
I
Closing if I get my shit kicked in one more fucking time. I I swear to God
Perfect perfect
Load up your gun and put it in my mouth
In the game of course in the game
I'm gonna look for poop. I'm looking for poop. Stop. I'm poop collecting
All right, uh
Take this click up. Oh my god, it's the big one. It's the big one
Go on, I'll pick
I'm not joking, I watched those two guys and they just wowed me in the front door.
Oh!
Because they just keep coming, they just keep coming!
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
okay all right okay all right okay all right okay
things that go to be able to get you I won't lie you okay I'm not gonna lie to
you big man I've never tell a lie Johnny Apple bitch
Where is that other?
Don't repoop!
Score!
Okay, I see we get out of this hell.
There's another weapon box up here that we have to find.
It's two.
What do you say?
Yeah, two.
I'm gonna look for poop.
Okay, you look for poop.
You look for the weapon box. I'll scan for poo
Okay
The wire get through we're gonna live this rate. Yes, we will. Yes, we will I already told you 10 times the charm
The plan never goes good on the first nine times everybody knows that
Oh, there's something something
Oh, six poo!
Because I've got nine poo on me right now.
You? Want to see that?
Oh, twelve poo! I've got twelve poo!
What? Is he not? Have you seen this?
Poo overload! I'm poo-maxing! I'm poo-maxing!
Come over here, I want a poo-mog on you.
No, we're not leaving. We're telling somebody.
more poo! I'm poo-paxing! I'm poo-paxing! 14 poo! No way!
Oh, get your pockets ready yet. There's no cap on the tank.
Alright, let's proceed. We're gonna go right here.
Anyone want this?
Follow me, gang.
Hey, I got a lot of poo, too.
Oh.
Hey, what can I?
What can I get out of here?
I got a lot of poo.
No, it's not.
I have nine.
I have nine poo.
Yeah, you want it?
Holy.
Oh.
Hey, you would give me your poo.
Yeah, I'll give you my poo.
I'm not 15 poo, all right let's leave.
Do you want to leave?
No.
No wait you'll leave, we'll be next five.
Oh my god let's not go that way.
No, thanks I
Choose to be alive I
Choose life I choose life that you cozy
That's my choice
Let's go to North relay instead
I have a grenade that
By the way that heals me when I throw it really
Yeah, it's a heel teenage to a no
No, it just heals me, but dammit, it's an enemy.
Oh, I heard from Shroud earlier on a TikTok?
You know the Ticket Talk, right?
Yeah, the Ticket Talkie.
I heard from Shroud earlier on the Ticket Talk.
Apparently, the loot gets better the longer you stay in the game.
Is that real?
I don't know.
Is that real?
Is that real?
Yes, that's real no idea
That doesn't sound real you trust that guy. Oh, yeah, got him actually
That guy is that guy
freeze my god
But I think we have to play it slower
No faster faster
Okay, you gotta go to the PY after PY
scorching the earth
Right we are we have a new PR right now read 18 minutes
This is the longest driving raid for the last few hours 30 minutes who knew doing nothing and finding no one would work
Yep. I want to die
Hey, what's this? What's this? So you don't strive to something driver's license
Wait, uh, that would be the booger.
You're dying.
No, no, that's fine.
There's poop in there.
There's poop.
There's poop!
Anti-virus.
Yeah.
I'm going to cut a package, but I don't have any red ones.
I just popped the red one?
I'm good.
Wait, am I into this now?
Oh my God, I'm immune to this.
I think I'm immune.
Am I thinking damage?
I don't wait. Mmm. I don't know. No, no, no. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. You are
Yeah, the roof tires and can't go. I got a green shield. I got a green shoe
We always the enhanced the block one does the same thing as the red one. I think
You should get an advanced one
Okay, well completely out of heels, but I got a green shield. So worth it
good
Obviously vlogging
Okay, this is a secret item.
Um, all right, those would be bombs.
I'm leaving.
Watch this.
I believe there was a clicker bomb.
I can do it too.
There's a clicker bomb.
What's that?
You see that over there?
One of those circus cans.
They're closing it down.
Here, we'll check that out later.
We'll check that out later.
Oh, there's a big one right here.
We don't want to kill the big one.
You can kill the big one.
These look too tough.
We got that.
That's fine.
Don't shoot peanuts.
Got him!
Get peanuts.
What?
What?
I'm high spot.
Where?
Easy.
You can hide.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah, but then you come down here, right?
And then when you're down here,
you can crouch here.
Holy shit.
You hear.
Holy crap.
Dude, that's going to be...
This is such a good spot for people that go right in between North Relay and Station
and then they go out into the forest and then they go inside this building
and then they go over the right thing and then they go down the stairs right here.
We would kill them so easily, they wouldn't even see a comment.
See?
That's incredible.
I'm a healer.
Yeah, I got a heal for you.
Hmm.
Psych.
I pranked you
Like the prank and prank
Like you can do, like you can do
Wait, I'll impede
Wait, that's not a match, I know that
You sure?
In a way
Oh my, there's so many
Is it here?
What the hell am I hearing?
I think it's just like this.
Dude, how come no one seems like that?
Because you have a copper head?
I don't have a copper head.
I hear you are hovering a copper head of the state by your mom.
I don't have a copper head.
Go ahead.
What the top than your inventory?
Thank you for letting me know, boys.
Thank you for letting me know.
I have a copy.
Okay, this loot looks good.
I will goop up here.
Get a little bit of poo and skedaddle.
It's a little bit of poo.
Oh, see, what do you think about extra camping?
I'm so fucking in.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Hey, wait, this is looted.
Dude, what's going to do with me later?
There's two extra.
Someone's gotta take one of them.
sense itself. Let's be pieces of sand.
Yeah, I see a little bit more white heels.
Follow me boys. A little bit more white heels, I mean any white heels at all. I'm
going to the extract and extract camping. That's the best. Don't play it.
Your fall damage in this game?
Yes, watch it then.
Push.
She wouldn't do that.
Hi buddy, I'm Bell.
I've only died three times to fall damage.
Minimum.
Maximum, maximum.
How many times? Three times!
It's a learning process!
Jackass!
A learning process!
Come on from town, Jesus.
I feel that way.
You little people are gone there.
What if we get to be friends?
No, well, if the loot gets better, that's the end.
Mm-hmm.
You know what we're leading?
Hey guys, if the loot gets better at the end,
is it just like all boxes and like these specific spots over there?
Oh, we don't know okay
Where where where where we're after the seats on that one we're not we're not
Oh we're right in between the two extracts so what's gonna take one of them
There's so many, there's so many big robots on me, I'm leaving.
Me, take your sails on me, on me, on me, on me, on me!
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Wait, what floor?
I don't know, I should talk to him this way.
You sure it wasn't me shooting?
Uh, I just went there, the other dude just went over here.
Here.
My god, wait, I think he went up, so dead.
Well, I see nothing.
You down here?
Oh, I'm here, I'm here, right here, oh my god, oh my god, right here, right here.
Bad. Bad.
Is it?
Is it AI guys in the game?
Is it?
Bad?
look the little suspicious man look the little suspicious is it is it robots in this game
like like AI players we don't know yes i keep on
I need to go to the next guy.
I'm going to go to the body if I die.
Die will be fine.
Alright so that guy was starting to take that eggstrike.
I'm going to go back to the other one.
He was doing nothing.
Probably cool.
So one thing is it doesn't look like enemies.
No, here's the way he was moving.
Robo like thank you like a robot
That he walked over that he did a little one of these bad boys and one of these bad boys
You want to go like that then a little bit of that?
Mm-hmm. Maybe it's on the Xbox the bees on Xbox
The movies are now music sit on the couch in the living room TV with his BS5 controllers. How did you hear that guy?
He was Houston
How I think she's with a gun
I think I hear more shots.
Ten minutes remain until the force signal recall.
Force signal recall?
Where's that?
Where's force signal recall?
Yo, this guy's looking at someone.
Watch out.
Oh.
Okay.
I, I, I, he seems like he's hidden some nasty things in there.
Hit some nasty dance moves
No, he's definitely looking at someone 100% 100%
Wait
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Crab
Oh my god, peanut, that guy is purple shield.
Oh!
I don't think I have a purple shield yet.
I killed the guy with purple shield.
There's another big one over here.
Blue shield, blue shield.
Agh!
Stephen, jeez.
Is this the building?
Peanut, full team, peanut, full team.
I'm over here.
Get the monster, get the monster.
Agh!
Go back, go back.
Oh my goodness, it's a blue, blue clicker, blue clicker.
It's my brother.
It's your job?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You activated my own command!
Back on, back on, back on, back on!
Oh my god, he's right in front of me, he's right in front of me.
I'm at the 3.
You see my squad?
Who do we have here?
Yeah, that one, that one.
It's his eyes, eyes, eyes.
one. Which other one? Are you walking or walking?
Crack another one shot one shot one shot I'm sending it.
I'm going in. I cracked another one.
Charge!
Can you come behind me?
You gonna scan? No I already used my scan. Oh I downed Q
I downed Q they got. Where'd it go?
I don't know
Shut yourself demon
Yeah, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, grab
Why is it boring you like a Japanese porn film?
What the hell?
You see that?
You see that?
Yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I'm already dead.
See see
That's the guy I down to should just left
It's the guy I down.
Excellent raid
No, I bring any heals
That'll happen. That'll happen.
11. Don't worry. I heard the 11. Time is the time.
They were right boys!
Don't you worry Closie. This is the one. This is the one right here.
Everyone had green shields. Get me in there! Get me back in there!
Enough goofing around, enough goofing around.
Time to get serious.
I'm walking in.
No more warlords.
No more warlords.
We're going from POI to POI, massacring entire villages.
You see a Clanker?
You just run right by him.
Fuck him.
Let me be more patient.
Let's ride.
Mm-hmm
Holy fuck that drive you I see I had I had lunch today with mr. Stafford, you know that
Yeah, it was a little it's like a little date
He reached in for a kiss at the end, but I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. You know time out
He leaned in a little bit and closed his eyes, but I just wasn't ready yet. I just wasn't ready
No, I got tacos
And cried
Reminder UESC detected nearby fatal outcomes are highly probable
Finally
Impossible
I miss your clothes he out the lady came in and she said in the game
She said UESC hostile nearby death likely probable
On she's kind of an ass
Also, but hold up closely before you go outside. I've got something to tell you yeah, okay
But the corners of the corners of the outside of this building give you tons of tons of loot. There's like a box on the ground
There's like a railway system outside like a railing system you want to go in the corners
They got like little boxes in the full load. You feel like one right there. You know I'm
careful
It's a danger spotted. It would have been was
Fucking rich is spotted
I
Move that one
I am peanut I don't have enough heels for that. No way. You just killed yourself. You say fuck you
I feel I spawned with one syringe
I spawned with a knack in there give me back in there get me back in there get me back into game
Ain't silly ready up. Wait, you gotta read my back ride. Oh, okay
Gbego chief of chief on in the one is fine
We go right. Maybe I what?
What themay your fault? I was thinkin the same thing
die
12 time is the charm 12 time is the charm
No, that's what count is so loud
Yo, the lobby music kind of crazy. Oh, I'm
I'm reading a super chat here from a guy named freedom empire. Okay, and at first it sounded
it was going good. I was reading it. I was just kind of scanning it. It's fine. Yeah, I kind of have a
trouble understanding the second part. Would you mind if I read it out loud? No, you can read it.
A peanut fandom out of what game he plays. The best streamers. Okay, so that's the part I
Understood and then he goes just pull the doctor disrespect and people fell for it
That's that's the point I'm curious how that's the that's the point I'm curious about
That's the bottom here you said
I
He's a I barely miss a freedom in my is a is a frequent of the twitch con
I'm hoping that means something else. I'm hoping that means yeah, yeah, what yeah, what I'm I'm hoping that that means something else
That what I'm thinking of
Because that I don't think that would be good
Yeah, oh, let's ride
I
By the way, I've been experimenting with the the street moments team to see if I can kind of weed out haters
And like people that are the the you know negative and so I tried it out with the term L
It would just hide you out if you said the word L and I did someone just got fucked for asking about
the size of the t-shirt he ordered from the merch store
yeah sorry sir sorry sir XL probably looks great on you
see you in a week
It's only 10 minutes, only 10 minutes, you'll be fine, it's only 10 minutes, you'll be fine.
Yeah, I ordered food and I ordered drinks with my food.
No, it's not for YouTube, it's on Twitch, it's on Twitch, it's on Twitch.
Oh, that's one of the big ones, that's one of the big ones!
I
See if you want to see the game
Yeah, putting weapon attack time
You're I see we have that mystery box again
Who'd you tell about last time?
What the one I told you we were going someone else you're gonna do it. Oh, yeah, true
There's two mystery boxes!
We can get back scoops! This is my scoop potential!
Is this coming?
Back scoop potential! Back scoop potential!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Gotta get... up there!
Stop on top of us!
Stop f**king off!
Gotcha!
I went invisible so they're only gonna shoot you now.
Oh, perfect big sheath.
We'll make them check out too.
Oh wait.
I need a red thing.
Um, I don't got one of those.
Wait, there's a way to turn it off.
How do you do that?
Is there a way to turn it off?
Is it?
Yeah, there's a computer right here that has a bunch of hazard stuff and I'm assuming that.
We don't know.
Oh.
I'll find it I'll find it I'll find it and then then we'll all now mm-hmm and we'll
all now all right what are we looking for you don't we're looking for it yeah
we're looking for like a little key thingy we're like little key thingy yeah
look at look at across is that there's a computer right here required the
I mean, you have the access key.
You have the access key that you
have to print it off.
Whoa.
Where's the access key?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, boss.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You suck.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I think those guys are on the delay
No, they're still saying we don't know as I'm literally looking at it right now
About a hundred we don't know
Industrial battery
I'm gonna look for the key keep your people something for the key boys. Yeah, I'm looking I'll be here somewhere
where
On a fee Roddy is somewhere
Drink was silly. I'm trying to get fucking happy tonight. I was so I'm sorry. That was so fun
I saw you she can have it with me
Dude, did you hear what I said? I just ordered a I heard a dinner and I ordered it for martini's
We've died 14 dimes there is 12 while dimes
12 times.
Not nearly as bad.
Join us if you so desire boys.
Or Pineapple Marguerite has got intended.
Patrick Christopher Columbus wanted for us.
We sent sail to the sea.
Yeah, sir.
So one day,
the guy's gonna have a job to sit in the chair and play video games.
I want him to order 4 pineapple matinis.
What he dies 14 dimes in a row.
Is he going to die 12 times?
He's going to order 4 pineapple matinis.
Then he set up the 13 colonies.
Step 1, 2, 3.
I don't know where I am.
There's so many tunnels here.
What do you mean he can't?
Score!
Wait, what's a bounty hunter?
hunter I don't know I really like your
artillery jokes you I told you that joke
was good they're talking about it five
days later I told you I told you I do
it I do it I knew it I knew it there is
no key you are behind me you're lying
time is a key I swear there's so many
Tunnels here, I'll be look at the tunnels
Yeah, I gotta do it we'll just have everybody guess where it might be maybe someone's so good at critical thinking that they'll guess where it is
He would guess where the key would be
You guys know where it is. You don't know I'm not asking you to go ask you to dance
Oh, your ass.
Well, that went about exactly as I thought it would.
Hey, it's right behind you.
What? Really?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Sick prank chief.
What a fool me.
What a fool me.
It is so many tunnels.
Okay.
The tunnel here.
The tunnel here.
The tunnel here.
So many tunnels, look at the tunnel here, the tunnel here, the tunnel here, the leverage
at to the right, probably in the building in my ass, the roof in the key location, butt
key inside your dad, sorry boss, I missed it, alright, this is a hell of a lot of stuff.
All right, what if instead of finding the key we just go in there and die
Did you find a red thingy we're ready. No, I've got that either
You can be out in the courtyard
Probably not this is bullshit. I have a lot of heels. Yeah, I'm down. I'm down
Let's do it. Just move it quickly. You can probably find a red one in there
I'm gonna die and this guy's going crazy in there and again
FUUUUUG!
I'll be so serious right now.
Are we so serious?
Are we so f***ing serious?
Fourteenth time is a charm!
14th time in the charm!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Right, great.
Okay, I would have thought that the healing could overcome the poop goober, but apparently that's not how it works.
You learned something?
I outhealed it.
Well, and we may not have gained any group we gained knowledge we gained knowledge and knowledge is power
Knowledge is power
You get one of those free kids
There'll be I can buy an enhanced kit for 2.5 K. We should do that. Oh
I'm doing that
It's a great idea
Oh
No, I live line
Alright 14 times a charm 14 times a charm we got this easy oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
No, I'm cooking I'm cooking. Oh, yeah, I'm cooking. I'm cooking
Wait, is it good? Yeah, it gives you three silver charges to be healed. So it gives you these two guns and one of them's green
That's what you're buying. Oh my god, you know, she's got a bullet
What's that what's out
I'll tell you what skip our first PY goes the next one
Yeah, okay, I mean
Like the Louie's kind of like
My whole summit for Trio, that's how these it's something got off like two hours ago
Yeah
And he was he just talked about how he was getting off and we both touched grass
He's still on.
You should grab him.
Did he lie?
He's a liar.
Maybe we can send him into the booger rushes.
I typed in his chat, everyone's like, yeah, he's all stupid.
You know, I gotta do what if he sent him into that booger room, and then he grabs
all the loot, dies to the toxin, then we loot his body.
Oh.
Yeah
Look at that, look at that, wait, wait they called it, wait I know what that is, I know what that is, they called that, they called that
That's that loot packaging you've called
No people here, 100%
100%
100% 100% 100%
Wait till they start fighting?
No no no, they're still fighting, they just looted, they just looted
Pick up right here
Oh my god
Oh my god, he's right here. He's on me. He's on me real guy real guy. He's there. He's there. He's there
You can find even by me if I'm dead
He's stupid
He's looking my box to hold on me
Let's just box this search
Well, there's a time right easy time
Oh, yeah, oh, no dead
Don't worry 15 time is the charm
I
15 times shot give it up for day 15 day 15
I have no money and no little em
I
Down that guy
Didn't leave dude. I got caught in the biggest fuckery ever. I didn't even get to shoot a guy
I must read together whatever I got I can't go into the freakin those things are ass I
Must read together whatever I can I have nothing you have nothing right last weekend last weekend
I know I've got I've got said you got oh, yeah, I've got nothing in mind
I don't even have heels. You're right. Yeah, you're right. You got me. You got me chief. You got me good there
All right freakin
Okay, let's ride
I
Got these free kids if they got thank God
He's also not even something else than a free kid called like a work. It's supposed to be a scavenger. I can talk up. Come on
Right
I
Crazy
I'm ready to acknowledge the end of my signal.
Termination is a reboot.
Oh, it's your station.
He dies on.
Follow me, boys.
I thought I'd be gone all the way.
We're gonna do here.
Oh, so I think there's plenty of bag.
There's a matching up.
Follow me, boys.
I hear shots of my left and North really I yeah North let's kill them.
We're doing he gang.
Oh my God.
The hip ones are attacking.
And I've got no shield.
Alrighty.
Kill me now.
Oh, yeah, shot, shot, shot.
Oh my god, the right front me. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Fuck it.
I'm going to shot at me. I'm going to shot at me.
Let's go for engaged.
Woke up. Woke up.
Nice tag.
Got down.
Other one was one down there.
Other one of you, one of you, one of you.
You got me, got me.
One below, one below.
Down.
She dead.
Go, go, go, go.
Get back.
We kill themselves might have been just a duo
Little bit of food
I got the double-sided purple flood slide score
No way
That's good. Goofy man. It's good. Goofy right there. I
I was gonna see how we go. Oh boy. We go kill people again
This is it the team time was the charm will I tell you miss coachy? Well, I tell you what did I tell you?
The team time is the charm boys
I don't see your function doesn't mean we're out of it well.
Nope.
Like this.
Like this.
As we push, he's hit the next PY down the wing.
Oh, he's.
Oh.
Oh, gee, gee.
It's an unknown thing.
Are you going around?
Yeah, we should run to it.
You run over here.
You run over here.
There.
All of you more.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee, gee.
Oh, gee.
All of these boys
If he this is I don't know what it is it might be that big box if we call that from the sky
I don't know
Take a little
You never heard anyone
Yeah, I haven't found one green gun yet. Well guns aren't green like they are and
Great as it's depends on the attach that you have on them all guns are gray
Oh, really? Mm-hmm
you say it's that box thing with the guys last last week you caught up with
guy yeah but this is a car this is fun a lot of AI now we find you'll be fine
You're not lying, Clownsie. Don't you worry.
How do we get up?
Oh, we don't. Right here.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Good job, good job.
You should have seen Spongebob.
They should have.
You should have seen Spongebob.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Don't go!
Okay, fine.
Alright.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I'm all going to learn together now!
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
Oh
My god, oh my god
Okay, I have no idea which hit me. I don't I have no idea. I have no idea
I'm dead by the way. Oh, what the fuck I have no idea. I don't know
Okay
He got me again! He got me again! He's over there!
I'm down! I'm down! I'm down!
He's down!
Push one out!
I'm one!
He's one! He's one!
No! He's one!
Fuck!
Where's the other guy?
Fuck you! I'm not telling you nothing!
Die
Fuck you, fuck you die
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
Do what they say
You know what they say closey
60 time is the charm
Dude am I right boys? I'm not joking that guy had to live with like actual negative health
Yeah, I'm not too good at this game, I'm not the best at this game.
What happened, boss?
Dude, I was trying to hide and heal and I was just taking damage from shit.
I didn't even know what it was.
I'm pretty sure my guy caught Leukemia halfway through that battle because he was just dying to nothing.
All right, okay, this one's the one 16,000 charms
Let's ride
Okay, all right, you're coaching we might need
We might need
Ready to third
We might need a third. I think it's time to accept we might need a third
What do you think about?
We got we find out who someone's playing with
DM them privately say that someone's been talking trash behind their back and
Leaking their phone number
That'll break them apart
After they argue and tear each other probably then swoop up some it
I think he's literally getting off right now.
That's what he said two hours ago.
Yeah, but he's saying they're full screeners talking.
Let's ride!
I
Deleting bad reviews about this game I make this game
I'm sorry, that's not me, but I mean you bleed all the bad news. That's our most
I'll stop doing it. I'll stop doing it. I'm almost
This one's the one that's where you feel that in the air cozy
The feeling of success.
The feeling of victory.
That's right.
My God.
He's shot to the northeast.
Yeah, they're right.
Take off, take off, take off.
I'm adjusting my game of chair.
Maximum efficiency.
Maximum efficiency.
I
Take that
We ready on me I mean
What happened
Fuck you fuck you
Oh
You mind now, buddy
Stay and stay
I didn't kick him up on that!
Fucked him to death!
It's your turn now buddy.
Well give it to me buddy!
DIE!
God damn it.
That was saying I'll let you fuck my dad.
Why'd you tell me I wouldn't take it up on a dog!
That's what I said! I thought you heard that!
He goes I'll let you fuck my dad!
oh my goodness oh I traded silver for a diamond for silver I cannot believe that
big time you hear something like that Mr. Cosy inform me immediately and once
There he is, there.
Little baby goose.
We got one of those red packets.
A whole set of poop room.
I got, I got empty poop room packets.
Good job, ammo.
Uh, wait. What do you mean?
Yeah, we got one of these.
Yeah.
Yeah, for good.
You were light gunned?
No, I just dropped light bullets though.
I dropped them on the ground somewhere.
What about this one? What is this?
I think there's 16 here. Yeah, there is.
I got retaliation, do you?
Okay, 60 right here.
I see you, sir.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, no!
See you, dawg.
Yeah, we should do this this quick heal thing does not work. Yeah. Yeah. Okay,
I'm good. Oh, well, let's go ahead and leave now. You're not leaving. Did you
You're not just here with the kind lady to Zed.
What?
Bad.
Right there.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
And there goes all my help, baby.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
The kind lady, sir.
This is the mean fortune to come in.
I'm out of heels.
let's oh
Shut shut shut shut shut hey go take a take a
oh
My god
You do this out right here behind this thing this oh
My god, there's another one go go go, right? I think
I
Don't say anymore
Seventeen times is the time!
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
I had a bully SNG, man. I was about to pop off.
Don't you worry, Closie. Don't you worry. You know what they say.
Seventeen times is the time.
Jeez!
Now it's really time to get serious.
Oh, it's nine minutes away. Thank God.
Now it's time to really walk in.
I need to start drooling.
Let's ride!
I'm having a beef stick.
I'm having a beef stick.
I know I'm having a beef stick already.
He's a much harder than usual.
I think he might have gone bad.
These are significantly harder than they usually are.
They also look slightly discolored.
That's alright, extra flavouring.
Extra flavouring, little extra bites.
We RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
RIDE!
My screen is just black!
Now it's really time to start the game, okay?
I'm gonna seal up the Ziploc bag and keep up using the Ziploc bag.
You have a Ziploc bag?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I was working on it with my head.
I was working on it with my head.
All right.
All right, 17 times the time.
Biohazardous contaminants have been detected in production.
Stop being serious.
Stop being serious.
We're going straight to overflow.
Straight to overflow. Overflow this way, this way.
All of me boys.
All of me gentlemen.
This is it right here.
You feel that? You feel that in the air?
I can feel something.
You smell that?
You smell that?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the stench of victory.
That's the stench of victory.
Should we loot this thing?
We would loot this thing.
See this?
It's one of those Hoosie Doosies.
I'm down.
We're going to hide behind this rock that protects us from everyone, but someone who
comes up there will literally instantly die for that.
I didn't know we spawned up there, there's no way anyone spawned there.
He's coming on down!
What the hell is that?
That's a laser.
tower over there with with the water barrels it's an inefficient to pay to
keep water we actually see everyone rolling up on us except for guy and
there's no way anyone will come in nah we'll be fine here we go well some some
like it's a purple that's a purple they do their cool table greatly increases
reload speed and magazine size.
Oh, I got an access card too?
I'm getting attacked with two.
Oh my god, we're getting shot.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, no, that's...
I think we were just getting shot by the thrusters.
That...
Tesla rocket.
Big fat here we go
That's me able boxes
Let's sit in there
Yeah, I'm good to go
Right now. Okay. Now. I actually have some some good stuff. I'm gonna throw down an able box. I'll get the next one
Here we go, but you keep the lame-o
Hey, that's right
You see that one cooking down cooking. Oh him like him like this. Wait, are you okay? We should just do that every single time
That's what I said
I have a green energy pistol
Thank you, my boy
Oh, yeah, we're talking for the book of Bush
It'll get you.
It'll get you out of the firm grasp of ya.
It'll let you go.
Need eyes on.
Let's go holler.
Mm-mm.
Mm.
Okay.
Mm.
Okay.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Yeah, it's like the energy guns and other the gold weapons and art if you reload it waste your time ag
I did I did
What?
You smoke, you smoke.
Not good, boss.
That house won't be able to see us.
There's another square over here with the Christmas.
There could be people inside, there could be people inside.
Let's kill them.
I'm not seeing that thing do you know that noise I don't know it's one's running
they're washing machine.
Oh three poo!
Oh my god, there's so many robots up top.
The huge cool about this game, I don't know if you watched when I was playing with Mr. Zegler,
but if the timer runs out at the top left, it's not like awkward, you just die.
There's an extra 60 seconds and then it spawns one extra extract on the map.
And a ton of robots trying to come kill you in that 60 seconds.
really it's super cool super cool yo i have a i have a red dot do you need it
uh no i'm good i'm good i got one where's that exclamation point
where's this point an exclamation point wait dude there's a spot right here oh what the hell
what is happening
we'll take a city down here
Yeah, he's got my top down.
He is shot by me.
Okay, there's a, oh it's a toxic room again.
I'm gonna go under the impact.
Oh three more where I got an anti-buggabush thing store
These
They you shouldn't yeah
One of these ammo pack
Here we go
I got a purple thing oh no it's pretty the wrong I'm my character
hey you want a red dot you already asked me that dumbass no yeah but I forgot to
listen oh word word word that could happen to anyone I could happen to anyone
all right wait how do we get in here turn off the thingies would we even do
the boxing you guys always it's right here how do we turn how do we do it I
don't know wait wait we need we need the access key card again men oh my god
wait where the hell are you how do we get up there you rub the stairs it
There's a there's a thing right here. Yeah, right this way
Hey, this is pretty good by the way
I
Think this is standing enemies
For poo
Score I got six poo miss a cozy. Yeah
I even forgot how to get upstairs
There's stairs
Level two AR here, but I think I can beat this all three
I'm going to go in here and loot and then I got the red bag.
Can I take off a task if I can?
You can put your hand on that guy.
You're gonna eat a bugger?
There's a click in there, God in the poop room!
He's God in the poop room!
He's God in the poop room!
Oh my god, he's one of those fat fuckers.
Yeah, yeah, I'm about to poke them really hard, hold on.
Gotcha!
I'm a son of a- I'm a son of a-
Doot, doot, doot!
Okay, put that as caption here.
Okay.
$48?
We got a shield, we got a shield.
Dude, I just made a green AR.
This is nice.
It should be $8. I got it in the seal. I got it in the seal. I'm gonna be out to you.
Oh, two poo, two poo!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Poo! Five more poo, five more poo!
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh.
I- the poo killed me a little faster than I thought it would.
I need immediate poo instruction.
Thank you, good sir.
I- I- I- Do you need a rent thing?
No, I got a rent thing. I got a rent thing.
Yeah, pop it.
Oh, you got it?
Died.
We said we had to go back inside.
Probably, yeah.
No, no it doesn't.
All right, well, well, I got a little bit of something.
I got a little something, that's what's on his nose.
Hey, you have three shields.
I got a few too.
Crab oh, he's my left skating skating skating. I can read my old friend
That's an AI
Right here, I think I think I think I think
What's the shot one I see I see him. Oh, no
Well, let me let me one down one down. Oh, I've been up there. I've been over here. Oh
He's probably surviving here. We're running in the corner. I'm coming coming coming. I mean
He's running he's running he's having a look at you. Oh, he's looking at you. They're mine
Yeah
Don't work. Oh, see okay. Oh, that's it
Is it yeah, I killed you you took one right? Uh, yeah, I could one mm-hmm
Nice work out the mature I told you 17 times the charm where that guy yeah
Like another 80 book a pocket
These guys were packing
These guys were packing these guys were like oh my god. They were
I
Just got one off this guy. This guy's a legendary. Yeah, I've never even seen a legendary. What colors that
Both I even know those in the game
Matter fix that kid stabilize compromise equipment on Excel. Oh fuck that me. Oh
Oh my god, we are so fucking rich. Yeah
I need a backpack right now I need a backpack right now. I can't grab any of this in
No, dude, I got a drinkable cheeseburger. Oh
That
I
Do I do there's so much crap. I can't grab any of it. I have no room
Shiny these know that
We'll take
Doing two second is right next to the up. We should drop this key. I don't know what it goes to anyways
My god. Oh, I got my goop. I got my goop. Oh, we actually need some energy in my first
I will use our heals and then we'll have some more faces.
You can hold four?
Oh no you can hold four!
You can choose them from the Hoosie Doosies.
Oh nice.
Oh that's nice.
That's nice.
I know you can do that.
You can hold four and choose your heel.
You know that?
Or are you getting this?
Or are you getting this?
Four martinis.
Welcome back, Mr. Coxe.
Hello.
You can hold four and choose your heels.
Yeah.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Literally obviously.
Any sepulton would have figured that out.
Literally minute one in this game.
If you don't know that, you're kind of the fucking idiot.
What? Oh, what?
There's so many people here.
Oh!
Crap!
You can do both bodies up there?
Yeah, I push that could. I don't really have much room.
You gotta ton more stuff on them.
Does he?
Oh my god, it's a purple shield.
Yeah, we should probably leave.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I don't have any-
It's another one!
I have no white heels.
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Okay, we have to run.
No!
I have no white heels, man!
Run, run, run!
I'm so bad.
Peanut, why are you not being purple?
My turn!
I was so blue!
I
Cannot
What the hell was that close you what was that I was up there cooking I was up there cook and you were
dickin' around! You a goobard that only would necessary!
You're a saint! YAAA! YAAA!
It is fucking droid!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
It's so good!
It's okay, Clogsy, it's okay!
You know why?
You know what they say?
What they say?
18 times is the charm!
18 times is the charm!
This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. Right here. This is it. This is the
one right here. This is the one right here. 18 times. 18 times the charm. Lock and load
with your clothes. Enough group walk around. Enough silly goose around. Okay? I'm gonna
use you to lock it in for at least one. Don't let it run. This is the one. This
I'm already feeling it. I'm already feeling it. I'm already feeling it
I've got a six inch of these kind of things. I lied my chocolates. I've caught to my moon rock
two version of rental grade
100% win right here back. How many will see a lion could run my car in my garage?
Okay, all right sounds good. I'll be testing my toaster to see if it's waterproof later
Let's ride
I
Obviously not having fun doing this for money, bro
I'm actually making no money right now. So this is unsponsored unsponsored
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You would for love the game love of the game
Love of the game. Love of the game.
He's not starting to say right. That's right.
I do respond to them all though.
Are you ready Miss Cozy?
You guys are just bad.
We're out to the seaside island. We're out to the seaside island.
I might grab another voodoo rager while he's grabbing his staff.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna grab a quick voodoo rager one second!
One moment!
You shut up, man!
I
Got my food and my poor martini
Wait, I just got we I let it just come back to oh
Congratulations, I got my poor martini's guys. I know it may not look like we're having fun boys because you died 17 times in a row
I actually love learning new games. That's what my favorite things do I love learning new games
It's one of my favorite things is one of my favorite things to do like I'm actually a survival actually ascended
That was a fun one to learn a little ball
Actually like having fun. Yeah, I know I know
Hey for beta. This is very very very very fun. Yeah, it's all funny. Mm-hmm. He's really nice. That's real
All of the boys
Yes, yes, we did say the stream might be half this game half lock. Yes. Yes. Yes. I know how much you boys love off
We might do that
But we have to get a win though. I'm not getting off this game until you're gonna win 100%
God whatever you what they say 18 times the time it's cozy. Come on
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. You just got out of Dr.
This is like numbers. It's time to turn it up a notch. Let's do this thing. Let's
do this thing. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in. Lock it in, boys.
How many are you? I got you. I got you.
Good thing that's the boy. I am. What's the duty? Gotcha.
I'm out of heels.
You what let's go do with me like.
Seeing this.
You want to lose the weapon boxes?
Oh fuck every weapon box and poo in this place I want to kill people.
I.
I was so.
Still really.
I do I only have 70 bullets.
You have to.
I.
Was so booby not.
That's not on me, buddy.
That's not on me.
It's not my fault.
Eight team...
giant robots came and fucked us there at the end.
That was not on me, big man.
But this knife was strong, guy.
Yeah, why'd that even happen, by the way?
I have no idea.
I appreciate this game's race as you can see that.
But I have a double-jagged.
Two.
That's a case. I'm buying the dogs for you.
Sheee! Alright, well, that was a mistake.
I
Would do a quick scan here's one of my lab. Oh, yeah, this research. Oh my god
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's I crab? I
Have to be my old friend
What's up, what's up, what's up on top of the right one of the right
Kill him. Kill him. Kill one. One more. One more.
What?
I can only see that guy's receding hairline from the side of that box.
One. Two dead.
One got hit. One got hit. Watch one. Watch one.
Okay.
I see him. He's on me. Challenging. I have no wheels.
He's got the chief.
That was a nasty head. You shall end. You shall end.
I'm coming towards you chief.
I'm not seeing him no more.
He went around.
He's looking.
No, he's under me.
He's under you.
I see him out right over here.
Right over here.
Oh.
Watch that asshole.
He's kind of a piece of shit.
What's that asshole?
What kind of a piece of shit?
Adam Cook?
Adam Cook?
I hear you, right?
Yeah, you still get it. You can all eat.
You can die before dying twice.
Get your gun, sir.
I come to him and he's one shot
We said we said up top. Let's do I see you jump out. He's about oh
My god. Oh my god. You're fine. You're fine. He's one shot. Yeah, we said we said
I
of
death
of
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh.
No!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He was, I ate him eight times with no armor, and he lived.
He ate nine times with no armor.
You know, I ate him eight times with no armor.
Another great raid, another great raid.
You know what they say, Clogsy.
Nineteen time is the job.
Nineteen time is the time of my life, boys!
Am I, my boys!
You know, how much damage did you do?
I have no idea. I don't know how to check that.
Get a kit ready, we're going in.
I don't have money!
We're gonna get some money whenever we win!
This is right now, on the 90 time.
Lucky number 19.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I always choose a roulette.
Number 19.
I have to bet.
Good number.
It's a good number. It's a good number. It's a great number, even.
It's a great number, even.
Great number.
Best number.
Some say.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
We actually need to win.
Bro.
This is getting ridiculous.
This is getting ridiculous.
There's no way.
Oh, I hit him.
Two gentlemen who stop it is!
You play video games I'll losing the single bads during the server slam if I could build a kid
This would be a lot better, but I am poor
well
How would you?
How it what do we sell our entire inventories and buy that 2.5k square with that I?
Have the pistols in my inventory so for 25
25! 25,000? 25...period!
Readyup, readyup, readyup, readyup right now! I have to piss! I have to piss! Readyup!
Readyup!
All right. All right! I'm taking the piss. LUT! RIDE!
This is it 19 times the charm by the way this is not my fault the free kid for the day has this
dog poop weapon Donnery and shit my area weapon yeah dude I hit him I hit him eight
times with no armor and you live eight that's a nine nine shot up a guy I shot up a guy
This is what we're doing. We are going straight to a POI. If there's no one there, we're going straight to the next one.
I'm killing a human being. I'm killing a penicent person with a gun.
That's what I'm doing.
Don't ask me that question.
Actually, you can firmly plate your mouth on my weekend.
All of you. All of you boys.
He has to hit his shots you I can't discuss a piece of crap
Yeah, I saw you painting fucking pictures around him
Giving him a fucking haircut you're not is anybody here. I'm not here to anyone
Score I got a hazard override key card. We're gonna be was that me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Is there one here?
Oh, there's one here, there's one here.
Let's go overflow.
Yeah.
Let's go to the next PYA tab.
Okay, I'm just.
Oh, that is not going to last.
Good thing that the blam.
The blam.
Good thing that.
I got this.
I got this.
The blam.
You want it?
Good thing that.
Appreciate it.
Here you want it?
What? Oh no way!
Yeah. It's the same gun you're using now but it has a scope so you can actually
hit your shots.
Big spouse!
Oh dude, those are three blue shield fighters.
I'm not a fine man.
A sick pooper.
Good thing up
Grab
Don't we're going the crap is nice
That'll look at the one
All good all good reset. Oh wait wait wait take this
This is the blue blue energy pistol. I mean green energy pistol dropped off these guys where the hell
I'm gonna overrun AR, I'm gonna take this one.
Wait, what the hell is this?
That would be a smoke bomb.
What's this?
It's a bubble shield.
Bubble shield?
Yeah, look.
We can use that instead of dying.
it. Why throw it down the ground, right?
Well, well, well, okay. All right.
All right, on to the next thing.
All right, on to the next view.
I don't want to go to eat.
By the way, both.
Let's ride.
This is like Halo.
That one is bungee.
They didn't make Halo.
From the one time we were so moved to be a double green guns and green
entire inventory and then we died to AI.
Yeah, I think this happened twice.
I remember that.
He was like mini-moons you go.
He was like mini-mini-moons you go.
Last race, when I down two guys and then get the last guy one shot he decided to paint photos around him.
It's not a mouse.
It's not a mouse. I mean it's not a mouse.
30 ms brain my
Tico, Tico, Tico!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're stuck in!
Wait, are you on BME?
Entry. Yeah, yeah. Fall thing, hold on.
One down, one down. Nice.
Oh, I'm on a middle, on a middle!
Down on them?
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Die! Die!
Wait, are you the other guy tripping out?
What are you doing?
I'm tired of the spoils of war boys.
I'm tired of the spoils of war.
Well these guys were packing!
These aren't even three kids!
These are cozy!
They've got the backpacks and the guns and everything!
I don't like this mode!
There's so many Japanese!
They just kept on fighting!
Oh my God, there's six!
There it goes!
Oh, you see that you see that
I know what you may have think you saw what you did
Look at this that oh
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness this is it, I'm not even joking this I'm not even joking
this time this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it, this is it!
Oh my, he's patty, he's patty!
No way!
It sucks don't take it right retailer is bad
Wait, you want to look like this look I can repair this so now we have all this
Is it ready
No, I don't think so.
Oh, it's stuck in all the farts out of the road.
Make sure you heal up. You have no armor on.
Eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek-eek.
Eek-eek-eek-eek-eek.
Alright, we're good.
Boop-boop-boop.
Fifty dollars.
Score.
Forty-one dollars.
Score.
Forty-four dollars.
$52 oh my god
Come on!
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Pidet.
I am so goofed.
What's your inventory value?
Ah, where did I say that?
Press I, top right.
3.6.
I got 3.4.
Where is no-
Wait, I have a-
Oh my God.
Bad effect.
People, people, people.
That's a fat one, that's a fat one.
Fat click it.
I have a I have a coordinate V-pad
Identified the creation of the hidden bunker
Yeah, one of the two data pads required to identify the location of the hidden hash
Which probably
wait wait we're gone right here hey nice we're getting pretty good at this game
19 times what the time wait wait wait wait wait wait wait coordinate get a
panel on the map that's the second one we need that where is it look at look
at left side left side on the hauler oh fuck we need that 100% you cannot
We can't even got that
We get both of them will be rich hidden bunker. That's gonna have a million dollars
Get great a
Now we'll be fine you can't we got tons of good goop. They can't kill us now
out. Run, stop. Uh, heal up, you're low on armor. You think you can shoot, you think you can shoot?
I think it's the second data pad. We grab that, then we go to the bunker.
Okay, there could be people in here because we spawned here and then there's no one.
Get your jet.
Okay, probably a void fighting these guys.
Oh!
Oh!
Good heavens.
Get up.
Another one, another one!
Grab!
Get out.
Oh my god.
Oh
Matter transfer in eight seconds
Oh my god, that is the biggest motherfucker I've ever seen.
Oh my god, he's so badly.
Hey.
Alright, we just made a small place, you know.
I've got the boozing, I've got the boozing.
Got it!
We put it in and which is one of the two data paths required to identify the location of
the hidden cache.
Yeah.
Task coordinates.
I see the hidden cache.
Cache.
Yeah.
Go over the same.
Go over the same.
Oh.
Oh, I see miles from the back, Sid.
Who's the position?
Gathering intel.
Well, that's not good.
He's right, he's right.
Come on, come on, come on.
Go back, go back!
I think one of us needs a hold both of them.
No, no, I see it.
It's just not just a third data pad?
No, no, I see it on the map.
All righty.
It's cash.
I appreciate that it's a data quota pad.
The quota data pad.
I'm pretty sure we're both marked on the map for everybody
Oh
Good cool, you can't this sniper I got
It's gonna look like a tennis on you take that one
It was retaliated LMG of it or the bird
I
What
But I think some code the sex act
Yeah, you know
Oh god, this might have been down.
Call the extract.
How long do I take the extract?
They're like 60 seconds.
Too fitty, not too fitty.
Mm-hmm.
Oh shit, it's clear.
There's a lot of information.
You still here for a short span?
Keep the joke in it.
Be evil, you bloody whore.
Ten minutes remain until forced signal recall.
Wait.
Oh, it's going, it's going, it's going.
Get inside, get inside.
Hey, hold this and you can see.
I, here we, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, we did it.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three hours and thirty five minutes not too savvy if you ask me boys
Excellent
excellent raid oh
Which is even three words?
um
You take a little peep
Haven't seen that before I
I got to run or elimination only one which goes to get the numbers up
Okay, yeah, I don't get those numbers up
inventory value four three nine five year three four one eight. Oh, okay, never get those numbers up
Don't get those numbers up
You guys you guys somewhere
No, that oh now we're packing now. We literally can't die. We have the best guns
That right there that over there, I don't know he's a package. Oh, I don't know what the red one does
Keep that keep that
Anyway, that's about these bad boys like you do
All right
Now we got we're gonna self-revive. Do I have 21 poo? That's pretty good
I
Couple of oh my god, I just traded poo for heels. Oh my goodness
Missing putt miss a putt miss a putt you want to save all your poo for your upgrades 100%
You know that
I'm good to go. Let's ride
Extracts inbound, yeah, most likely, most likely now that we've got the good stuff, highly doubt
we're dying, big man, highly doubt we're dying, 100% success rate, we are now, no doubt my
mind, no doubt, no doubt my mind, I'm not where you are, I should be Swiss maps, I
should be do a little Swag's doozy, I'm ready, I'm confident, I'm confident, new
map, new map.
Hmm
Who really tried?
Hmm, check the code any seconds.
Wait, wait, wait, there's tons of free stuff waiting for us in the code. Oh my god, we can't even use that all the time
There's a button on the front page that's called the codex and you get a ton of random shit
Like a ton of good guns and ammo and heals
This is Coachy
Scootie
Of course you know
It's a play test good. I good. I good. I big man. Let me know if you see the house
Mag number three because you really have my number three
I got a ketchup boys cheese gentlemen cheese
I
Recipient silly slushable one hard work
You thought it's going on me I see you I'm telling you I think I
Don't know what anything is or what anything dies, but I feel like what you do learn it all very cool
I don't I don't prefer to doesn't make me doesn't give me that child like whimsy doesn't make me feel whimsical it's kind of
make you feel the breath
wine is ass
wine drunk is so different, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
but instead of going out in the street in the underwears
knocking over mailboxes with a bat
you're just in your room playing screamo music with black hair
wine is good and so are stouts
I don't know what that is. I'm not fancy enough to know what that is.
I'm not fancy enough to know what that is here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Peanut, you're not gonna- I only drink what I'm steaming.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Stouts are dirt beer.
What's-
What's it like?
Who bein' like, middle of the night shit?
God, gee, I have like 30 of those in my pants.
See, I can't drink those.
I can't drink those.
It takes like nine of them for me to feel anything.
And by that point, I'm just pissin' every 30 seconds.
It's ass.
Mmm, Dome Game, good.
I'm pretty good, but I've heard it's really good.
We'll probably play that one.
Probably play that one very soon.
Maybe even tonight.
We should be playing.
Let me see if this officer is on it.
Well, what do I call that?
I think a little please see if this officer takes it back.
He did not.
Perfect.
Yeah, I don't know.
Nick Birch was gonna get on, but apparently he's got something with his dog.
I got to get my martini.
Oh, the essentials, the essentials.
It's playing with me.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Is sniping good in this game?
I see you have one.
I don't know, I'm gonna try it out.
I think it might be.
Is that because this game boys are no.
They're gonna, dude, do you have to,
they're gonna say we don't know.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Oh, let's ride.
GLaDOS
GLaDOS
GLaDOS
GLaDOS
GLaDOS
so much damage if you hit your shots looks like we're winning for the rest of
the night just closing looks like losing on the table not on the table
but right dude it took us four hours to survive one raid why are we on a new
because we're ready everything we've done has led to this moment right here
closey
I walked it in I think they should have to do it
yeah probably all right let's go let's go maintenance
yeah maintenance mm-hmm
That door
Good eye another door
Wait, let's go down a ladder. Oh see a ladder. Oh see you
Was out here
We the big test here with the impossible in posture
I
Know that you know the buildings with the red players on the two red players wait where's the noise is someone above us
I don't know.
Stop engaged.
Are you winning, son?
Yeah, beat the fuck out of him, dad.
Don't worry.
Oh!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Wig's Gope!
Oh, I'm in love.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No scope!
Wig's Gope!
We go
You have no help
Yeah, but I was killing it out there
You think eating shroud can do something like that pal it's Timmy can pull off something like that. Absolutely not
They don't call me the LeBron James and Marathon for nothing. Let me do that. I won't cause you I'll tell you that
Literally right now. I'll tell you that literally right now. Oh
No one is your name. They don't think literally everyone call me that literally
I'm not an angel Reese of Marathon an angel Reese is a very talented player very talented
Very talented she catches rebounds like no other
That would be a bomb
No, he's not this too.
I forgot it.
Remember?
He's hurt.
He's hurt.
I don't even see what she's hurt, she's hurt!
She's hurt, she's hurt, she's hurt!
She's hurt, she's hurt, she's hurt!
What?
Uh, how was that?
I think I just come inside the smoke and knife me mid revive. Yeah
Okay, all right
Yep, I don't know that we'll catch up with the flippity floppable. We'll catch them on the flippity flop boys
No need to worry. We have to revive itself
We were you invisible? Yeah
I think everybody can hear the rebound by the way
Oh my god it I don't I don't even know what you'll be I have no I don't even know what
you'll be I literally have no idea what you'll be perfect well they go saw
I'm not wrong us. Sweet. What does we drink?
Oh. Love you too, Gunshay.
I'm done!
How do I talk?
Not like that.
Excellent raid. Give them an excellent raid.
I cannot wait that time.
Dude, I'm... I'm... I'm...
50% of the time I get my backbone out
by something I can't see, feel, hear,
touch, smell. No idea what's killing me half the time.
Or fun you want anyone even don't kill me does anyone have any idea what just killed me
What's the crab wasn't was the bomb wasn't I wasn't the font rooms?
It was fun. Oh, what's fine?
This would be very close to me school team. Are you on your main screen?
Yeah
The number next to codex, what does it say?
Where's codex? Oh 25. That means you have 25 free loot bundles
What?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You pick one at random and then you just like click a bunch of buttons.
How do I pick it?
I have no idea. I'm just clicking buttons until I find something.
I have no idea what any of this is, but if you click enough buttons, you should get free send.
Okay, alright, click everything.
Just click as much buttons as you can until you have free stop.
Okay.
Alright, you want to click as many buttons as you can.
Okay.
Alright.
Keep clicking buttons at random until you have free loot
Not I didn't get a single item. Okay. Let me try again. You try again you're gonna click you keep clicking
You want to keep you want to keep clicking everything you can hey, right see
Keep clicking until you got free loot. Okay, what do you click it?
I'm actually clicking everything you want to keep you want to keep clicking until you get freeload
Now I'm clicking everything and click it. I'm still getting what I just you want to click as much as you can
Bro, we're getting you want to games. We're getting skins for our guns. That's what we're getting. I
Just got a skin for my backpack now. What a way that's pretty cool
No, I tell you it's somewhere in the codex. There's free stuff. I'm certain that you have to just click
More
I click everything there's nothing let me check my inventory
You gotta keep clicking until you get something for free
Trust me on this trust me on this one
on this one you have to charge me on this one is keep clicking until you get
something for free I promise you if you just keep clicking eventually you get
something for free
I'm thinking as many things as I can okay
Alright
Okay
Alright, okay, okay
You gotta keep clicking until that number is zero at the front. Yeah zero for about 30 seconds. Okay. All right
Wait, I got money. Yeah, I can buy the 250 for you kid now.
Well, I gotta keep clicking. I haven't clicked enough.
How have you not clicked enough?
Just keep on clicking.
keep keep it clickin that's what I say yeah kik keep it click I mean see I see
keep it clickin I mean KIC keep it clickin yeah yeah got it all right
okay I've clicked everything I can now how much yeah yeah what do I have when
you got it when you got nothing I swear yesterday it gave me something I swear
I saw it oh yeah for sure go to factions oh here we go yeah we get some rewards all
right dude okay I fucked up there we go yeah I got some stuff I got some stuff
I fucked up what do you do I bought three men kids I'm like I think I could
I'm gonna go to where $2,300
Holy shit, yeah
I think I could I think I could buy some heels so I buy heels and now I currently have 200 space dollars
I've got 500 get get get space on my mind. It's me so I'm on. It's me three thousand
Well, well, I'm only I'm gonna grab as much stuff as I can and see if I can piece together kid
I don't know if I can I'm not trading poo though. That's that's off limits. No poo training. No poo training
No, no poo training. No poo training. I'm not taking a seal. Oh, I should about that. I should about the other thing
No poo training. I'm not training any poo
But I'm gonna you I'm gonna sweep. Did I sell the real gun?
We 159 damage heavy ballistic real gun charges up to fire massive jet down at extreme velocity
That's just pretty good
We'll recycle this, recycle that, we'll get some heals.
There we go, like you do.
Aw, this isn't going good for me.
I'm going good.
I don't know what to do.
I've already clicked randomly as many times as I can.
Can I buy can I buy a armory can I buy a green shield? I I have no idea. I maybe I I'm not certain
I'm not 30 purple cards. Is that something it's 30 purple cards up there's that something
That 18 poo and 30 purple cards
Wait sell the purple cars baby for no no no no. Are you trade purple cards?
Do you trade purple cards for heels? Here we go? Oh?
Oh my god, it's true. Oh my god. It tricked me. It's damn it. It tricked me to selling pills
Fuck I can't buy a green shield. I I
Can bring you green shield. I'm gonna bring you one green shield
Okay, can you do any MIP rounds nipple rounds?
Let me look I have to I need like
more than two probably maybe okay wait I can trade unstable gel for I can buy
12 I can buy 12 I just only I just got 36 nipple rounds I bought 12 for you I
bought 12 for you okay you grab you give me that 12 I'll give you the
shield okay okay okay I know we ride okay I have 11 space
oh and that's enough for me the two dollar bill and that's enough for me
all right let's ride starting it serious starting it serious starting
serious real gun is garbage I'll say that I think I'm bringing one in I'm
bringing the v66 look out it's two very helpful information before I have
liquidated my entire 401k for it bro it's 2.8k there's no way there's no way
It's three thousand dollars
Yeah, I think one of us should run the healer
I'm gonna run the healer. I'm gonna healer. You want me to run the healer?
We need I think we need a stand. I mean you should both run the healer
But we need a stand. We don't need to do that. At what point have we used the stand as how much?
Break what we break. I'll fix what I can. Is this the healing thing? Wait guys, which one's the healer?
Is it the deal it's it's triage
It is triage
I think it's a medic symbol on his chest
They ever know could be an old
Yeah, I want stays in the tank. I would stay in the chamber
Highlight ride!
Let's ride!
Bird City?
Hey, don't be having fun now, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry.
Remember, folks, you gotta hate all the new games, so we're cool.
Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid, Mr. Closey?
I see I'm gonna feel about this one.
I'm not even joking.
It might just be the influx of silly juice that I have in my system, but I think we
gotta go.
I'm gonna be good at this.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
Yeah, sir.
Yeah, sir.
I think this one's gonna be a good one.
You hear what that guy said to you, by the way?
He said, I'm so goofed.
He don't move the enemy.
We die perfect you check this thing out
I use a shield do you my ammo?
Thank you, chair right now we rock these things shoots abysmally small I didn't do it right
Okay, I should we skip this peel I go right to like viral research curious
I'm down
Pottery boys this acid did not move while you
I
Wish I sound
Robice inside
Think someone's dragging a fridge with no wheels
I see go why that's what that sounds like because of that one episode
I'm spudging Bob with the guy keeps asking him to move that
the fry stove
which one Bob goes and works at the
at Plankton's chump bucket
he's like actually the stove can actually be over there be better
and then Plankton pushes it he goes
he goes actually no that other there would be better
oh watch out
I
Have a good year
That was he she just went down the ladder
Oh
That's
Oh, dude, I watch there's they were sitting in a corner with it
Oh
oh dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo dingaloo
oh okay
probably just happens to be one way over there as well
alright perfect I guys I'm never using the rail gun in my life that gun is
absolute diarrhea gonorrhea that was the worst gun I've ever had the
displeasure of playing with
there is a guy sitting in the corner
My friends, tell me that!
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
There's a guy sitting in a corner with a knife out, staring at the door.
Perfect. Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight.
Look, we were there. Did we get scanned?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I take the real gun and put it in my mouth.
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Alright, well, we're back to free kids. I have no money.
I have zero dollars.
Are we ass?
I think so.
All right
Get back in there. Let's wait. Oh wait. You invite me. There you go chief. Oh wait. I'm in your game
That's what here. I'll leave. Okay. I don't know. I don't see anything. All right. I think you need my
Hey, I'll buy this big man. The one fine
Okay, now we go to load out. Mm-hmm. Come if we can come if we can
Why is that a seed of I died in like three knives by the way? Yeah, I do. I'm taking the knife is nice
You could if you can see up on somebody killed quick
Yeah, it takes real skill to lose as much. Thank you. Thank you big man. You should that big man. Thank you
Fuck that guy specifically fuck that guy right there
I like it. I like it. Fuck everybody. I know that my opinion won't be respected because
I'm going to sponsor you tomorrow, but I like it. I like it. I like it. Most of my buggy
I'm gonna lose like arcs so I'll probably go back to arcs.
I mean I enjoyed both games so, no sweat off my back but.
I always enjoy learning a new game.
I love it. I love learning new games.
I love learning new games, it's my favorite.
But I enjoy both games and if most of you guys want arcs I'll probably go back to arcs.
Hmm, but I mean, I don't know.
I'll probably play this game quite a bit.
I like it. I, fuck me.
I know nobody's gonna respect my opinion because it's kinda, I mean,
it's not sponsored right now, it's sponsored tomorrow but.
I, I like it. I'm having fun.
It's fun. If you know we're dying, you know we're dying relentlessly, I'm out of my ass violently.
Yeah.
Alright, let's ride!
What the fuck are we so brown I'm telling you that was so weird I literally walked in and the guy was crouching like this
Oh, but your TV the knives are like better than the the freaky weapons. I think we just need about someone in
Sankam
I'm so it like what part of them bricks and Bruxie boys. Oh
Okay, I'm not facing him Royds. I'm leaving
Yeah, man, you know how to get out of here take out this place
I'm a coming I'm a coming all of these ways
I
Have no idea where I'm at, but I want to get out of here. Yeah, this hurts my fucking eyes
Oh, we got out
I'm coming
Up the stairs. We've got my drag. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry.
Die! Die! Die!
Wait, you dropped a guy.
Oh, there's one clickers on the way. I'm gonna have to die.
There's light rounds. You should get ammo.
Please, meet my guys.
Die!
oh my god there's a thousand of them no way we spawned in the red light
district and now we fucking go around and now we're getting spot I say we
open the door and spread up that stay away as fast as possible are you ready
Oh, right here, right here, right here, they're right there.
Maybe we go down.
He's right there.
One down.
Watch out, watch out.
I'm going to figure out what my things do.
I don't know what that one did, but I'm going to do this one.
There's no way I got rocketed
I got thirsty instantly
I
Will it jump what you want to check?
Fuck you up
Fuck you. Wait, I think you can raise me with your drone by the way. Ah
I'm gonna press a button
We send you send you send you send you
He's on the head, he's sliding away, quit it, hit it, quit it, he's watching, he's watching,
fuck you die by the way I think you shot your old family he's dead but you
killed them he's dead it's pouring about like one of the Japanese
These penises again!
Ah, that'll happen.
Excellent work, boys and gentlemen!
I got too much clothes, don't you worry big man.
I'm gonna ask my buddy, what these things do you guys, what does Q do?
I shot out lasers in my hands.
Hey, we don't know.
Oh, they're gonna know, they're gonna know.
Oh, they said we don't know.
Okay, alright. Q revives teammates.
Shoot it close, he's body revives him.
Whoa!
What does V do?
What is- I'm gonna press V, I'm gonna press V and see what it does.
Nothing.
Up means you're done.
Oh my god!
They're insane, they goop!
RIP!
They goop, goop, goop!
Yes, you guys should that's nice that's that's oh
My goodness we are not revenge. I'm put my kids in college with this
Don't you achieve I got you
You can rest me.
What's up?
What's up?
I got a cool down.
Oh, OK.
They're nading you?
They just have thousands of them!
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
They're first in the shit.
They just hate this fucking stuff.
I hate this shit, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, they're pushing!
They're pushing!
I have the heal!
Oh my gosh, dude.
I- I just threw it out of the ammo pack for him.
Just in case you were out of ammo while they're shooting me.
That was a bomb.
I hate this game!
Uh...
I don't want to say it, but I hate the game!
Alright.
Well, you get clipped, you get clipped.
Get ready to get cleaved
That guy's fucking massive that guy is ginormous
I'm gonna do a heel joint on you
You gonna go dude, okay?
Why every single time he killed three people the robots is just all spawn on us
It's like the fifth time it's happened. Is that it's one where like pvp happens. I I have no idea
I'm driving you. I'm driving goop
and I'm good job okay all right oh my god
these quills those fat fuckers I'm serious
oh my god they're fat as fuck
let's get fast stop
melt by the way what you call it
the reed reed oh reed but retaliate retaliate
what is that
did you get it here did you get in here I would be to have three people
a little bit more goo
all right well what you're even worried about you looking like six thousand
eight hundred really I've only got two thousand like I got from less than
I'm kidding, I'm only at 3.8.
Fine, you.
I lied to your face.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna fucking shoot you out later.
Oh, yes, please.
Why don't you take advantage of me?
I'm gonna fucking shoot you out of me.
I'm gonna fucking bring you back and on me there yet.
I'm gonna fuck you.
Please do.
Please do.
Let's do some something.
All right.
All right.
On to the next BLI.
Mmmmm.
All right, onto the next PLI.
Mm, I don't know what-
By the way, I was kidding.
I liked the game.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
No, Jordy Clem, you're not.
You're not, Jordy Clem, you're not.
Jordy Clem, you're not.
You're not.
Jordy, I'm-
Oh!
Score toward him!
Score toward him!
He's at the main shark, the main shark!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go stay high.
All of these boys.
There's color by mode on, we got him.
Yeah, what if it's a little drone that follows me?
That's my heel drone.
It's sucking me!
Jesus Christ.
wait this heals me yeah it's a heel drone you think a heel drone dead
jerk me off
she's reactivating my ultimate
yeah you see that
I have an idea for your next merge drop
go ahead wait on me
Peanut a peanut flesh like
Fuck yeah
I'll be the tester only I'll be the R&D department would buy
He's right he's right here
There's a dozen!
Oh!
We're healing!
We can wrap, we can wrap, out of the way we came.
You think you're thinking?
Hey, there's two more!
Yeah, yep, yep.
You think you're thinking?
Hey, there's two more!
Yeah, yep, yep.
You think you're thinking?
Yeah.
Half cost?
Yeah.
watch out for the blue bush yeah I'm going left I'm going left see me
mm-hmm up top up top up
I highly got now is the type of silver you're still alive
oh my goodness oh my goodness
I'm gonna go jump
I
Want to do that? Yeah, I read down I've read out of money. That's good. That's good. That's good. Hey, we're going up
We just fooled
He's right over there
It might be another team, bro
Yeah, he did survive, you team, you team
Got one that one
Okay, well we should focus on the other team because we got two of them
One down, one down, one down
I'm going in, I'm going in
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Stop!
Right here, send him, send him, send him, one shot, last shot.
I'm on my mark.
You're sending him, you're sending him, you're sending him in the middle, middle, middle, right to your left.
Stop!
Nice, I'm, go back, go back, go back.
Die!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
What do we, what do we, what do we, what do we?
Beside the end?
die die oh good work I have a purple I have a purple guy skating at me
you coming up no no I'm bald thank you good you good man did you be right
I'm gonna go over makes it
Does it does it I'm so good
What is it he's in?
You're gonna feel your own like the worst finally face it has on back. Oh
My god closely these are these are good man. These guys are good. These guys are packing. Oh
My god
I don't get a bigger I don't know what my what's on my again
Yeah, there's a boom back here if you need oh, I'm okay. I'm okay
I
Want to those cool cybers again score
I was quick scoping clankers left and right power. I was like Jason board out there
We had two bags of poo
score
Yeah
With five anti-poo bags. What do I have to get this game of balls around poo?
Matter fixative stabilize compromise equipment on x-file
Okay, you know I
Know what that means cool brother
What's that?
What's your story?
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're going. Wait, is the conquest LMG better than
the? Is the conquest LMG better than the? Oh my god. How do you say it? Retaliator?
I don't know.
Take that.
I got a conchless.
Wait.
I'm not going to do the conchless.
You.
You.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just realized something.
Some guns and equipment are called compromise.
It's just destroyed upon X-File.
But I have a matter fixated that stabilizes
compromise equipment on X-File,
still letting you keep it.
We have something to get compromised.
Hey, hold up.
We have a game to get compromised.
I think, a durability?
You don't know word.
Oh, shit word.
Oh, shit word.
Oh, shit word.
You look bad.
Hmm.
Orangey, I believe.
But he gets passed to the next player.
Wait, we would have changed the chance five times.
That's what my mother just tell me.
Watch out.
Watch out!
Good, good, good.
Did you see nipple rounds?
No.
Nipple rounds bad.
Nipple rounds.
Nipple rounds there.
Nipple rounds there.
What if I nipple round some rounds?
That's G.
A couple nipple rounds.
There we go.
Yeah
Okay, we do go it's one loot the body under this hair. Are you already dead?
We have a we have a we have a key for these eggs
Propeat I broke the major shield. I think he's actually kind of low. I'm fucking him up down here
I got you watching it motion
I'm coming
He should he should back up
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god
He just can't die.
Headshot!
Yeah, I knew someone was coming for it.
Uh-oh.
Broke the ship again.
Reloading.
Get you, get you, get you.
Do a heal drone.
Do a heal drone as well.
Die!
Not a big bomb.
Oh no.
More, more ads, more ads.
More ads, more ads.
Run out, run out real quick, run out real quick, and you kick it off.
This guy won't die!
Dude, I put so much in on him.
Nice, bro.
Die up!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
Oh, what is he at?
Well, I gotta kill this fat guy.
What?
Holy shit, are you grouped?
I don't even know what that is.
I don't even know what that is.
You let me pick it up.
Alright.
Alright.
I
Right
With the double-sided flashlight
Oh, I got to be sure I got to be shielded score fire
There will be pick up the Hoosie-doosie
What I don't know
We got you got to drop both weapons and hold me on it what wait
And we're either you keep this up
No, it's back back. Oh god. I got it. Oh
Check this bad boy out
It's the demolition HMG heavy-fire machine goes moderate of fire. It's purple. It's purple
I
Remember wait, I have this one last night, but it was gray this guy's really really good like super good
Three three thirty
Well wait, I actually placed my helmet. I don't know what's going on. I got it
Hey, how do I get out of this?
Guys
400 bullets on that thing congratulations
I am for never losing again. I'm telling this gun from last night was only gray and it was it was pounding gentlemen
It was pounding gentlemen
I'll send you my whole picture later in the day, square DMs.
Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
A little whipped cream on there, a couple cherries for you, like a...
...Sunday.
Ooh, there's Bob and Sunday.
Oh, shoot, there is so many...
AI here. We're fucked.
Oh, headlump!
Stand back!
Oh, my limbs are above the lines.
Oh, get sucked, get sucked!
Gotcha!
I
Put another my head
We have pretty good this right
Not too shabby boys not too shabby
I do shabby boys
Plus eggs
We're so back
This needs to learn it. This needs to learn the game, but hold on
when I press D it adds like a shield to my gun or something holy crap yes you
see this right now you have a you have a gimme bubble right now you see it
when we're like Joey Joey Joey
It's time to stop waiting.
It's time to stop waiting.
The wind isn't on sales the opposite direction now boys.
The wind is over.
Press C to see how much things sell for in your inventory.
You can do that?
If you press C on an item, it'll show you how much it sells for in your inventory.
Really?
Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
We got to do the P in this corner, grab G.
Okay.
Oh
It was a nice
Which was yet easy done
You don't fire the discord
The thing about this game is that he is creepy being paid to play it because it sucks.
Sellout move.
Well, once again, sir, I am not getting paid to play this game until tomorrow.
I don't know how I...
I'm not getting paid to play this game, sir.
If I was to say that and I was getting paid, I could be sued.
I need to find like the FDIC or something.
What's it called?
Does anybody know how?
I need the FIC, something like that.
The FIC is FIC with some government organization.
FTC, FCC something.
I would be in a lot of trouble.
A lot of trouble if I lied to you guys about that.
Lot of trouble, big, big trouble.
That's a big no, no, FCC.
That sounds about right.
FDIC is for banks, oh gosh, okay, okay, gotcha, gotcha.
FCC, until tomorrow, I am getting paid to play tomorrow.
I will admit that, I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you that, boys, I'll tell you that.
But today is completely free.
So what did I say?
Why are you trying to switch communities so fast?
Mr. Versace is not that deep, big man.
I'm just a peanut that loves having fun on video games.
That's what I like to do.
I love video games.
I play them every day of my life.
I have a lot of fun with them.
It's all I'm doing, having a great time.
Doesn't matter the game of where we're at.
Love having fun.
That's what I like to do.
Mm-hmm
Peel those crap that's right that's right that's right there's no way close he is taking this long to find the discord is he an idiot
Let me call clubs he apparently get five minutes one
He's watching anime I wouldn't doubt it would put it past him
Let me tell you this gentleman tentacles you see the word tentacles he gets flustered right of the cheeks half job
right out the ramp
Hit that for sure hit that for sure hundred percent hundred percent you probably shortened his dog suits in his closet
Put little tags on him
Don't forget about you did you said play one more I just read a chat and
Clothesies now not answering phone calls. All right
Okay
Perfect perfect things are going pretty good
Is he a cat or dog for a dog dog 100% dog 100% I'll tell you if you walked in that
guy's closet it's a walk-in closet like those rappers always talk about he's got seven dog
suits right there on the left one of them is just pure leather doesn't even have any
fur on it don't get too close to him when he's in there he gets he gets in his feral
state his eyes turn black starts bleeding from him that's your ass and
says proof proof not a good experience
like a skinless cat yeah exactly a skinless cat where the hell did Kosie go
Is he getting another martini?
Why is he streaming? I don't know. I don't know. He's cuz he's ugly. I don't know.
Which is a real gamer though, not even streaming. Check mail please. There is no mail in this game!
Okay.
Levin and Gigi, she said play with more.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
Tech codex, you already went through all 65 codex,
it's gonna be shit.
They had line two, it only could be stun scans
and poop garbage.
I get nothing.
Hmm.
Oh
Landon Norris saw you last week oh Pedro Norris is he tonight?
I don't guys don't have a mr. Landon Norris is a bungalow voice mr. Landon Norris is a bungalow later
Long time long time to use go back go back
Well, I don't know. I said I've never met him in real life. He could like
Kick kittens or something, I don't know, maybe.
I would assume he's a good guy.
I would assume, I don't know if he's a good guy.
But you never know, you never know.
No, he's a great guy, okay good, good, good, good, okay, good.
Dylan Dennis must have gotten his kids back.
Highly done that big man, highly did that.
I would have done that.
I'm suited to be the Pope and win the lottery
the same day.
FAT CHANCE!
Dylan Dennis got his kids back, big man.
That's a late-de-court process.
A lot of lawyers involved.
Hmm...
Oh...
Hmm...
Oh...
Are you wide-standing up?
A real group would never reveal
his poop secrets.
It's like a magician.
Oh, shit.
Heck, you're male. There is no male!
On the right mail.
Oh there is mail!
Oh, no free goop, no free goop.
Aw, let me see if I can find Clogsy one time. Oh there he is.
Welcome in Mr. Clogsy!
Any particular reason it took you five minutes to find the discord you join every day?
Word, word after the sheets on that one.
He's forming his next sentence, brainstorming, kind of spitballing inside of his mind.
Get it ready for us, get it ready for us.
I'm sure it'll be something Shakespeare would have been proud of.
Hmm.
Oh.
What the hell, yeah, perfect, perfect.
Clownsay!
I...
Clownsay!
I
Loak see
Oh, oh, welcome back welcome back
I'm gonna I might need like five minutes
I went to go open my martini and it just completely punched it off the counter, and it's everywhere and I broke glass
It sounds about right. Me and the Bugglers assume you were doing something fucking stupid.
Guys, type 2 in the chat if that didn't surprise you once so fucking ever.
Dude, what? Dude, fuck you man!
Um
Can you can you give me like literally like three minutes?
Yeah, okay. All right. Also. Don't also don't bring that don't bring that it
Superior machine gun. I'm bringing the superior machine gun in I'm bringing it in we lose everything
She said play one more so now I'm just waiting for both you guys
Don't clean your marketing and get your ass back here
Sure. Why'd you clean it up and then make another one? Oh my god
There's some of her kids out there!
Alright, okay.
Alright, let me show my goop. Let me show my goop.
We're gonna show our goop by the way.
Get a little bit more of this ammo.
Let me show some because we need some ammo.
So this bad boy...
will show... oh, we're getting...
some of the heavy ammo right there.
Like did do.
Perfect.
Well, but you're playing any more than that.
I'm only going to bring one end.
Both heavy guns.
I'm just going to bring the purple one end.
We'll sell this bad boy for $2,000.
Then, that's what these...
Okay, perfect.
Oh, we're good.
Oh
Peter doesn't we need you to catch yes, I do good sir. Yes, I do I just a read your text because I hate you
Jock that down if you have to grab a sticky note paint it up on your billboard
Fuck you know good sir. Fuck you good sir. Fuck you good sir. Allow me allow me
By the way, I just saw that Twitch allows you to mix the chats from other stream platforms.
I just want you guys to know that it's not happening.
I'm not having- oh hey Peanut, are you having a great day?
Next chat, seven naked ladies shaking ass like it's Margaritaville.
Right from kick.
I'm talking to you bitches.
I'm talking to you bitches.
I'm talking to you, kickfuckers.
I fought it? Oh, condolences!
Wait, what did I say?
Oh
Folksy is right. I am sober my wife and I are in our fertility journey, so I haven't drank or smoked since 12 31 25
Fubby was it
That was good very happy boys. It's good. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
Very happy for you, sir. Very happy for you, sir. Of course, of course, very happy.
Very happy for you, sir. Very happy for you.
Uh...
Our tees are pushed, raked, stricken, old-fashioned, like a real goop.
Peter watching the stream from 35,000 feet, keeping up in close-easome moron.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I'm assuming you're on a plane, good sir.
Godspeed, Godspeed!
The guy holding this phone has a weapon! Tag him!
I have a good flight chair.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my, my, my.
He's just up there.
Welcome back, Mr. Comsy.
Did you clean it all up?
Yeah, clean to clean it up. Good. Good
All right, let's proceed and then I was like wow, I can't believe I spoke out vodka
That is crime to rip. I decided to rip a warm teeto shot. Hey
Nice
Good work. Good work because I hate myself good thinking good thinking you should liquidate your 401k and go put it on black
while you're at it
They do matter.
Now we're living.
Now we're living like Larry.
Wait, both of our guns look like ball sacks.
Good eye.
Good eye.
That's why they pay the big bucks.
That's why they pay the big bucks.
I'll make you a chicken, Bobby!
Good, let me do good, I'll let me die.
You know he doesn't have a 401K?
Yeah, I'm 100% sure.
Gentlemen for those of you guys who don't know this guy won $600,000 in a tournament in his first tournament
Then spent every dollar of it on a McLaren with $0 in his savings
I don't even think this guy knows where Roth IRA is
Yeah I don't know where the 401k is
No I won $580K and now can I food back from land?
I bought a $578K car
Congratulations
And then I couldn't pay for the insurance on it so it just...
I don't know.
That'll happen to me, like, that happens to everybody.
That has less than 46 chromosomes.
Now let's RIDE!
more than 46. Oh I forgot lesson 46 is tech CEO.
Yeah, I was made. I have nothing to do with it.
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
And a little bash of that option, right?
Hey, my man!
My man!
Alright!
We're going to a...
We're going to the complex!
Yeah, the worst part about it, that is, I did that.
And then like a week later, I signed a contract
where they took 80% of my revenue for three weeks.
Perfect, perfect.
You're the dumbest mother in the world right now!
Yeah!
I genuinely speaking my biggest suspense in my life is Don't Ask Burgers
I'm being dispensed with signing the page
Wait, we have double LMG's? Wait. Yeah! Double LMG's!
Oh, Tigger's Tigger to the north! Tigger to the north!
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
They're blushing, they're blushing!
Oh, there's a little box or something.
Oh, congratulations!
Nice!
You helped me win this final give you my little box.
Oh, you did.
Now walk it low, boys!
Oh
We want to be why see my team invisible invisible one guy's one
God one other ones one in the course right corner one one one absolute one shot right there
Oh shit, I just was one button
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's one shot.
Don't let him heal, don't let him heal, don't let him heal.
He's shooting his...
NOOOOOOO!
Wait, wait, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me!
Oh my god, I'm one tick off.
Okay, that's fine.
Four footsteps, I think.
Mr. Silly, Mr. Silly, what are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
You shouldn't be here, Mr. Suri. This is a dangerous place.
Don't go down the good and tunnels to try to escape me.
All right, everybody, start scissoring for my enjoyment.
Everybody start scissoring for my enjoyment now.
All right.
Scissor each other. Scissor each other now.
I'm time to dispose of more.
There we go. There we go. Not too shabby.
Hey, Muff. We're soundless work.
He's on his work.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I like your daylights. I think we got it.
Not one the game like I think we finally understand now I'm yeah
Hmm, I understand it now. Well, I understand it. Yeah, I'm gonna say it now
All right now it's on to our next victims. Let's go by a research. Okay, make sure to put on your
Give me bubble. I mean
Oh wait wait wait go between past see it'll it'll do the thing with the thing
Oh with the money money money wait that's sick
Ah, it's my B-Boy!
Haha, it's my B-Boy!
Fuck my ass until it's red and the skin is gone!
Oh, shit, I'm in!
My B-Boy!
I'm so in!
You've got unbelievably...
painful hemorrhoids!
Oh, what the hell?
I can't see what I'm seeing!
Oh my god, I'm...
actually one!
Got him!
I
Wait, dude, I can go sell those my knife. I'd be boy. Maybe $20 before we do it. It's kind of like my thing
I think you feel like a sluts when we boy.
When we boy spit in my mouth before you proceed.
I do not.
You're the closest I am.
Follow me boys.
Okay, I have one deal left.
Wait, no.
I'm just gonna put the watch into your bag.
I had to sub just to tell you that.
We got him boys, we got him.
You know what, I mean-
That's how it's done right there.
That's how it's done.
Oh my god.
I
Was a little thing over here
That a drone absolutely you go
That character might be the best character in the game
I'm gonna call it again. All right. Let's go up here and wait cuz we're probably gonna load up on I'm feeling good right now team
See?
Glad, dude.
He's in...
He's in...
He's in...
The footage ranges are in.
There is.
He's very hard.
Just like my dad.
I'm a boy.
Hit me over like I've been drilla-clissed and fuck me until I cry.
Awesome.
Is that you?
Yeah.
I'll wait for the goop, I'll wait for the goop.
Alright, yeah.
I'm tearing at you.
I'm using my abilities, I'm using my abilities.
There's just short thought, I'll take the bottle, I'll take the bottle.
You're not even big man.
Throwing yourself? Oh yeah.
I'll get a little bit of you.
Hi optics, you. Come on, take that.
Like whatever though.
Careful, it's gonna do damage here.
Oh yeah, good thinking, good thinking.
Thank you, good check, thank you, good check.
Why do you play Resident Evil?
I was thinking about playing Resident Evil 2, but that was a solo game and I wanted to play with Coach today.
Hey, we're going to play it tonight.
We were going to play it, but we found out it's not multiplayer.
It's not a multiplayer game. I was going to play it. I was going to play it.
Is it good? Is it good? Is that a good game?
I heard a lot of good things about it, though.
Uh...
Yo, these things are like really freaking good.
We will play it. We will play it. We will play it. We'll have to...
It's Coachy, Coachy.
The anomalous rift is coalesced into a busy-face sample.
That's right, that's right, I'm right.
What are you saying?
Heavens?
Anonymous sample detected.
Hey, do you see that?
Hey, what's that blue thing?
I don't know, it's 700 meters away though.
Let's go get it!
Ah, man.
I think I have a sniper.
Remember Peter HBR?
Oh
repeating
PR yeah, I think I just got it from there look at dirge relations
It's like
Whenever I'm not streaming I like to have like example I just have like
Undyme boy! Put that latex suit on it with me! There's no safe word!
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you.
All of you gentlemen.
No, I was saying, whenever I'm just chilling, I have like whoever I'm playing with chat open on the side.
I just look at your chat for like two seconds and it's just two first time chatters.
time shadows this game fucking
you look at it with shadow are you are you doing
okay uh i have twitch on sub only tonight so i'm
really touched down on the on the on the
negativity actually
yeah now there's still there's still there
what do you think it did it
What if you have to say whatever your best chat was right now best you chat ever
Thank you. Thank you. Wait sure you twist you to your cake. Oh like my best chat. Yeah. Yeah
Shit I listen I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna say something a little controversial right here
I'm gonna say some little controversial. Okay. I think when oh
I can't climb up, I can't climb up.
I'll be here, be here, be here!
We have to do it, we have to do it this way.
Oh my god, they're fucking me!
Fuck it!
We're heal-drone, we're heal-drone.
Okay.
Another one for you.
Heal up.
How do we get up here?
We actually have to wrap all the way around.
I'm pushing with you, okay?
It's your job.
Are they?
There's two dead right here. I don't know if there's one.
That's shit. No.
Thank you, Mama.
You weren't doing it.
I wasn't doing it.
You're right.
This LMG is nice.
What is that LMG?
Pop armor. Pop armor.
I didn't even reload between shooting multiple of them,
but I still have 14 shots.
Oh, I got a blue shield!
Oh, what the hell is that?
unstable sample worth nothing in its current state
oh
okay wait
this guy last guy last guy
you're killing me just suck it on him
that's it
no way that hits me
The door's shut, they can't walk around.
The door's open.
I got the shotgun.
I don't know if you ever used a shotgun, but it's absolutely overpowered.
They're gonna have to nerf the shatter thing.
I'm telling you, they're gonna have to nerf this thing by half.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
I'm shooting.
You see that you see that they have 100% nerf in this guy they have 1000% nerf in this
guy.
Did you see that did you just see that did you just see that I down one guy you should
do it.
I killed two of them.
What the hell I'm telling you this guy is the best guy in the game this is the first
First thing on the nerf list. 1000%
First thing. First thing on the nerf list.
We need a bigger backpack.
We are...
These guys are p-
These guys are p-
These guys are p-
These guys are p-
We're gooping, we're gooping!
Oh my god, blue LNG!
What's this? Is this one keeping?
Does anyone know what this is?
Does anyone know what this is?
Oh my god!
There's so much money!
There's so yo, there's 24
Keep it keep it
There's 24 things here if you need we were what?
24, uh, the poop poop. Oh, take that
It's on the guy down under the ramp, what the hell was that I lost my health you did retina's
No, I
We we unsubtle the unstable item is hurting me
It it's damaging me we'll ask it not to
The any games you can pick up folksy and fuck them for half an hour or so
These are the questions. Oh my guys do the same thing again
It's hurting me, I think.
I left some heals with this guy, a lot of shields too.
I need more space.
Is there a bigger backpack?
I wish.
Dude, there's so many poop things here.
Another poop, another poop.
On this guy there's coin, on that guy there's tail.
I didn't even loot this guy over here.
We got to move.
Wait, is that blue?
When your shield breaks, hostile pings are immediately removed.
Holy crap.
Who are these guys?
Is Jeff Bezos in the yacht gang?
Yacht gang. There's a self-reviver here too!
24 poos!
Yeah, there's a lot of poos.
I've got 28 poos!
Yeah, there's a lot of poos.
Oh, enjoy the game, watch out.
Dude, I have...
...two armor.
This is great. I've never had two armor.
I've got 8.4 thousand dollars with a shed.
You gave me.
No, oh my god, if remember to press C. I forgot to press C. Oh
Like what you're looting shit
You gotta get out of here. You gotta get out of here now
Wait, there's a blue over Peter here. What I could take it. Oh, it's really good. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out
Yeah, we have to leave absolutely
You don't want to you want to go to the stabilizing device we have to run over there anyway
so extract
They couldn't take a look.
Yeah, it's all right.
I think we killed the whole server.
We killed like 10 fucking people.
Good job, Deluxe Boys!
This game's easy!
Let's ride!
Oh, I just lost all my health.
Wait, do you need the shotgun back there?
No, I'm gonna shotgun.
We never lose the first guys.
Yeah, that's fine. We're gonna grab the...
No, we gotta lose the first guys.
shotgun you kid me dude you're leaving these little like you're like crop
Dusting me with this fucking
Dropping fucking balls
Me sure
Uh, you were right here for
Nevermind. All right, let's leave
Wait, let's go to uh the ai up like that up there
You're the blue thing. Yeah
What about the blue thing on us? What is this anomalous matter? Oh, I've got it. I've got the numbers matter
Yeah, I see us. I'd be pleased and fun. Oh my god, please
We are so rich here we are
We have to get bigger backpacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah.
We get the extra shotgun.
There's an extra shotgun.
But do you have two shotguns?
What?
That's what I asked.
You grab them.
Wait.
Wait.
This thing, I'm getting one guy.
This thing, I'm getting one guy.
This thing, I'm getting one guy.
We're good.
We're good.
Wait, it says AI up-legged under us. Can we get under us somehow?
Uh...
I don't know!
Oh, I'm-
OH!
Homie, it's RedBurb, RedBurb. AI up-legged.
What you cha?
Got it? I'm on it?
It's already looted.
Assuming it's looted.
No, I'm just- I'm just pausing the un-table thing!
Okay.
Well, you're gonna get boom-boom, you're gonna get-
who's that new that's it that's what you leave behind that's what I put in the
thing though what you do you want to lose machine
You have it.
the hell? What? What?
Are you smoking? You see or something?
Are we missing something?
No, no. See, it's almost done. It's almost done. It's on one, two, three, four. It's on five right now.
Oh
I see I see
You my money my money
Temporal fragment a stabilized anomalous symbol with a great deal
It doesn't even tell you how much it's worth.
All right, let's see.
Let's see.
That has got to be worth so much cash.
That has got to be worth so much cash.
We're gonna be so rich, we're gonna be so rich.
We're gonna be so rich.
Gotta go blue.
What?
A cube of great fortune.
It doesn't say anything when you press C.
It doesn't tell you when I press C.
Every sound in this game sounds like an alien climaxing.
It's a fair assessment.
That's fair.
Hard for fair.
Hard for fair. Hard for fair.
I got you healing drone.
Oh nice.
Oh my god, bro
This god has got to be the best weapon in the game this has got to be the best weapon in the game right here
You see this I took down like five clickers without reloading. I still got 27 shots
Yeah, I was getting absolutely
Yeah, I think it's this LMG's man. I think LMG's are fucking crazy.
I genuinely think I'm the best you guys at the game right here. The LMG and the shotgun.
100% 100%
come on now we'll be out of here get to move on get to move on open up your
Dingle open up your poor to see Dr. Portia's I just missed portal with pussy
that I should be honest that makes the word pussy I've been realized until I've
said it
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
that was nice that was nice that was not be a best rate yet 100% 100% I was
How much you want the things worth?
You sip water?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
How much? I don't know, I don't know!
Oh wait, I'm just gonna click the button
Yeah, I'm just saying that I'm wrong to tweet for like
Me too, me too
I was like, wow, this is taking a while.
You'll get to see that option, self.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me see you here.
Oh, hold on a minute now.
They took it!
They took it!
We both killed four people.
No, no, no, no.
It gets instantly sold.
Look up here, money.
How much do you get?
3,000 dollars.
That's what it sold for?
I've got three thousand four hundred and sixty-seven dollars.
That's trash.
Yeah, that's pretty trash.
Well, okay.
You skipped the skewer and told you how much of what it was.
Wait, what the hell did you just say?
That's...
That's kinda ass.
Four squares for three thousand is that even worth it?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think
that's like very worth it.
You're involved. These are
the here. Oh.
Is that is it worth it at all?
Is it? Is it worth it? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I think it's really
good. You know, I think you
know, I think you know, I think
you know, I think you know, I
Hmm. Oh, okay. Okay.
It's, I was, I was, I'm not gonna lie.
I was hoping it was at least 10,000 that that's a little bit of a lack.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But that's okay.
At least, at least you be a little bit of money.
Hmm. Hmm.
I'm bringing in both the demolisher and the shotgun.
We're never dying ever again.
Yes.
We're going to live forever.
We're going to live forever.
We're going to live forever.
I have 44 poos.
I'm checking my upgrades right now.
Where's that under? Where's that under?
So when you go to contracts, you'll see that you only have the green upgrades.
I've got upgrades from five of them. No, no, no, the factions.
Oh, factions, okay. And then...
I only have Psyac.
Yeah, you only have the green one. I've got all of them.
Oh.
Three daily Patskits, 100% behind that, 100%.
Hazard tolerance increases.
Your cells maximum protection against you ESC data corruption. These admires pack consumers restore the text. No, I don't know that
Shoot this one's not
No, I don't want that
Looks clean boys. I don't care about that
Your motion is yeah, I'm creating my gun there in a blue through it melee damage increases the damage of your melee and knife attacks
It looks like it's double. It looks like it's double damage. I'm not even joking insane. Oh
I don't have a weed drone resin and unstable gel. I don't have any of those
That we gotta get that we gotta get that hundred percent. We're gonna get that that's massive. That sounds that sounds insane
Welcome in Genji. How are you on this by night? Well, hi? Whoa people
and people
What?
What?
The fuck?
What?
What?
When opening an unlimited container.
Fuck that!
I said Tina and people, what do you mean?
Fall-resistant, reducing the amount of energy people have after falling.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Okay.
So much to enhance over one ARV, two punch, and C, tactical side armor perks from Cyber.
I need, I need, I don't need just poo anymore.
I need those blood bags and those three glow sticks.
I don't know what I need.
Yeah, I'm gonna see my poo.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Was that at the bottom?
What was that?
A nanobere?
Hold on.
Wait.
A nanobere?
Standard contracts with our award increase
credits upon completion.
Ooh, that's nice.
That's nice.
You just skipped the backpack.
Yeah, but I couldn't afford it.
was it what's the best um shell tears oh the money I use the healing wand red has
soccer and LMG really I need this 100% I need this melee damage double that is
that's incredible that's I would never have to waste ammo on clakers again
What do you need? Four drone resin and six unstable gel.
That's what you need. That's what you're talking about.
You can track it. Come on.
Oh, nice. Nice. Nice.
What's good-eye?
Wait, I gotta-
Oh yeah, I need those.
That's my mission.
That's my mission.
We should be quick in my G.
There you go, big man.
Come on in, the water is just fine.
What is this name?
Made a long time ago.
Co-member Error.
Wait.
Co-member has an error preventing deployment.
You do, you do.
You know what? You're sometimes an error.
Me?
If you go to the ready screen, it'll tell you what it is.
Ready screen.
Oh, the prepare screen at the bottom?
And then you hover over the bottom one.
It'll tell you what it is.
Zone lock requires season level three.
No.
Alright, okay, alright.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
We'll go back to the regular one.
What does that mean?
That means you stop.
like
Yeah, let me know if you have any other questions. All right, go ahead and run it up
Do I need to do like quests and stuff? I'll be fine
Just tell people I don't even do it. We're killing people
So how can you guys go there then?
Well, cuz we don't suck
Again, if you have any other questions do that has to ask
Wait, I can change characters. I'm gonna open one
Well, who is your favorite movie about?
We're taking some Boy Good Man, Good Man!
Character one by.
Hey, Mr. Crabba, we're taking some Boy Good Man, Good Man!
Thank you, my boys.
We see each other.
What do you mean?
The new character, Shell Access Denied.
Oh.
What?
Yeah, that's my favorite character.
I was using that during the play test with Mr. Ziegler.
That's where you can scan everything, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's maybe I don't know but that's what also has the snapbook like Pathfinder and apex
It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know how you did that. I'm pretty sure that's the character that can scan you through walls
So we don't even have it in the building maybe 50. I don't know but who cares I care about the stamp on
That's the coolest one
Oh
What's it we so fucking feel still playing this what happened to one half arc
I'll play art tomorrow. I know the boys want to see I'll do
We're doing a double see the thing is the thing was arc is
Everything we do right now is gone on Monday, right? Isn't it Monday? Let's kind of see what this game to you
This is only a good argument. Yeah. Yeah, okay
No, no, but we're practicing cuz this up guys tomorrow
We're doing a double see many ways because I got a sponsor thing. Well, right well
I don't want to get ready, but most likely we'll play both games tomorrow. Okay boys
You're already
Okay, okay, we're good. Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Oh
We'll do some army they have a mr. Officer. That would be quite
exhilarating
Where is officer? Did you text them? I text him he didn't respond that guy's a lucid
What I don't know what that guy that I'm telling you can't get all of them
He's like a he's like a slimy fish. You can't you can't get a good grip on him
I'm taking a piss
LET'S RIDE!
Oh, hold on, wait for me boys!
Get him in hello
I'm telling you I was just going to the PLI's to stop massacre and I've got the two best weapons in the game. It's time to murder
I'm hoping the matriarch thing is up again, that was like free it is
It is
It is, it is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
It is
as well. No, we just call it the
nature. It's like a boss like the
nature. But you get this demolition
god. Yeah. And even like one
tapping like and people with it.
Yeah. And I'm drunk and I saw
it. I should tell you something.
I do that all the time, I do that literally every day, actually today I went outside because
my trash can blew over and I completely forgot what I was doing, I stood in my lawn for like
thirty seconds
drive to get blown up right now
oh my god i can't hear
all the way to the p-minutes
where am i going to get out of here
follow me boys
follow me gang
185 meters
oh there's something else here too
What
I'll get
We're already shooting him. Oh my goodness. He's like ten click is right there, but do you hear that dirty system the warden?
I'm going to kill all these guys real quick.
This guy is too bad.
Last guy in the game, 150%.
Are you seeing that?
Are you seeing that?
Are you seeing this?
That's the warden, that's the warden, that's the warden!
Let's go to the game hunter project.
That's why my screen looks like this.
Yeah, that's why I'm stuck.
I have one guy down.
I don't know.
I can't see anything.
My goodness!
Did you hurt the guy?
I did you the one, nah.
We're dead!
Oh my god it is.
He up, he up, he up.
Yeah, he's got no where.
He's crawling, he's crawling this way.
I will go right now. It's like frozen for some reason. I think someone's catching a spell on me. Oh
My god, they're right here. I'm dead immediately. I wasn't looking at my screen. They're finishing me and I'm dead
Guys, they're gonna grab that weapon and kill you guys immediately
One shot
They're on the side
I need to change my settings because I am lagging so bad.
What are you looking at, I can't just go...
What?
What?
Hey, don't look!
Hey, don't look!
What's going on?
can I kill them? can I kill them? I have no shields though.
Oh no, he's close up!
We traded! We traded!
No, what did you say?!
Oh, we're super duper serious right now.
I have no armor, if I have armor, we win!
Oh, she has the best guns in the game!
No!
No!
You fucking rat!
Move!
You're so not accorded out moving!
You're so not accorded out moving!
We tried to grab by something, tried to grab by something!
We win, I'm out of...
Coastie, Coastie, Coastie, Coastie!!
Coastie, Coastie, Coastie..
Oh my God, I keep eating.
Coastie, Coastie! Go to my body, and the edge is self-revival me.
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
I don't know if that's where it.. left, left, left.
This one, that one right there..
Yeah, I can't believe you went there.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
It's a silly Billy over it.
Oh.
You see the guy that I came..
Oh, you're right, you're right.
You're just a scissor and that?
Dude, I went out of armor, man.
Scissor and Scissor and Scissor and that.
The guys just sitting there not moving. Oh my god. We're so poor again. Oh my god. We're back in the
I know we are so far. We are back in the trenches. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
Do I I looked left at the chat but just a nanosecond and that's when they attacked. That's when the fire nation attacked
And he vanished. Oh, dude, we had so many people that they're too excellent rain
excellent rain
Oh my god, we're poor again.
Wow, dude, I cannot believe this happened.
Oh my god, and we didn't even get some loot to Meshark either.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I just lost the shotgun and the demolisher.
Oh, and one possible.
Oh.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Oh, sleep trap.
I fall, I fall for not bringing enough.
Oh, more.
Oh, nope.
That one hurts a little bit.
That one hurts a little bit.
I can lie to you.
That was one you'd be thinking about when you go to bed a little.
a couple times couple nights oh my god yeah I'm back at the judges yeah I have
nothing in no one in no one live yeah I want to die let's ride okay we're using
Yeah, I'm used to the free kid. I'm used to thinking I
Can have a good seven I am
My money see fun clothes see
I mean to be sick
I mean to be sick
I'm out of delicious beans, dude.
You see Jeff will be in the game?
I don't even go side of though.
It only goes like 105.
Don't choke this time, baby.
I'm on it.
That guy literally ate any footsteps.
I know he's there.
Ugh.
Tell me.
I'm telling you, I walked into an absolute fuck.
fast outside those little ones are infesting me faster than I can blink
I'm trying to whip up the shield to no avail no avail I mean maybe I should
have looted armor
I'll give you a big thank you fuck you at hi Jason work list waste your piece or sit
If you keep banning me for nothing, develop a flesh-eating virus, IRL.
Yeah, don't worry, I just don't handle this one.
Do me a big...
The only flesh-eating I do is with your mother.
I lost everything. I lost everything I held near here. I have I have nothing left. I'm
back to free kids. If I could, if I was just looking at my screen, different story, different
Now come.
That's the thing.
After you lose everything,
this goes, you got nothing left to lose.
You're done, man.
I'm gonna eat this guy.
Fuck away, but I'm gonna chop his dick off of my teeth.
Now let's run.
Riiiime!
Wait, I go closer to the way he dies.
I'm not gonna die.
I
Already put 13 Viagra in your water
Your uncles
Hey
As we go to another pi ASAP overflow overflow
Boxes
I
Take every single one magazine
This layer
I'm this
One of these bad boys, here we go
No.
Oh, so that's what they looked like.
OK, OK.
Yeah, they're like the horizontal thingies.
Yeah, there's a blue sniper here and a green sniper.
Actually, you guys have the hard line PR, right?
There's a green one in there.
I get nothing.
I am.
I'm going to the overflow.
You don't want this?
Okay, I'll pick it up for you.
Do you want this, Tini?
What do you want?
What ammo did it take?
It took your charge to be slain, but I've upgraded.
No way!
I only have one more bullet, I think.
Really?
No way!
Where's energy guns we charge when you spread?
What?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The tingles are me, tingles are me!
I mean, I am!
That's a human kid.
I see him.
Oh, they're going to attack by two of the Hoosie-Doogeys.
The gentlemen wings.
There's someone right here.
Fucking...
They're drawn out.
Oh, that's a... that's the guy with the wings.
Oh, I see where he went.
I
Can't see said they have the good LMG they have the good LMG
Yummy, let's get up on them
Take that who the game no one going
Die
Is it? Oh
Oh, one on top, one on top, one on top!
Get him out of your way.
He's up here, he's up here!
WHAAAAT?!
He's watching, he's watching!
I died.
Oh my...
If I get killed, I kill too, Eric.
I kill too, hold on.
Guys!
Come on!
Have fun!
OOOOOH!
Oh, at least God!
You're a good guy.
You do that.
Mm-hmm.
My goodness
We buy they show you don't care, you know, there's more people
These guys were packing these guys were packing
Yeah
Look at the other way for some reason like you
Oh, yeah back back up here somebody's
We got one
Up here
All my things are red at the bottom I don't know these but I'm gonna kill you guys
Watch out!
Oh, Steve, watch out!
Steve, watch out!
Oh, this is not the charge I'm moving!
Is that really shooting you? Get up!
Oh!
No!
Right here?
Oh!
Alright, someone's about to throw a bunch of quill on my speed!
I can't see anything!
Oh
That guy's insane cuz I'm maniac oh
And now he's shooting me he's remodeling my boss. This is the major
We little bit of
I'm almost dead from him a little bit of medical assistance would be great to be here
Practice I'm dead FYI
Wait, did you get him?
I just died
Thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair. All right. You're dead for 14 seconds my fault
Don't worry. Don't worry. I can't see anything. I had a broken-ass
Which was your more people are not no, I think they were just shooting after walls
Damn coming at you
I don't know how to get on the stairs. I'm hacked right now. Can't see shit. My screen's gone. Oh back
Hello
Thank you, good chair
Oh, look at his poor little body
That's not shooting me
I was cooking out there pal
I'm not shooting me right now
Did he just go to the team here?
Get back!
Please!
Thank you, good chair
Can we get a seat in?
Here we go
Oh, and sandbag boys
All hail these bitches
Oh
I can't see anything
I'll go back out. Okay, I'll go back in. Nevermind. More, more just one, to the east.
I'm doing so much damage to this guy really people I'm gonna die so low yes
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
I'm gonna use
He's so low
Oh God, I'm gonna die again
I feel too good to watch
You suck at me suck at me
Thank you good Jack
Okay, all right. Oh my god, it's a big guy
How do I can't use me my abilities they're all red I put the debuff on you
There's actually just no way there's just no way I'm out there killing robots left and
right in Floyd Mayweather camps from left field and actually sidewind is made we can
I'm gonna get a goop.
Be that.
Mine is worth $4000.
You took the wrong thing.
Peanut.
How are you dead?
Oh no!
That's not cool.
You keep fucking me!
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you. Good shit. These men literally just died right in front of me
Here we go
All right looking pretty good so far
Out of the next view I
Let's proceed
Trying to heal
I think we should extract too.
Dude, we have no goop.
I have no goop. I have an item on me worth $4000.
There's more goop to be gotten.
Thanks for the help.
Oh.
died. Let's look at that right now. Let me check. I don't know how to hide. I love
Auk, but I just want to fuck this guy. Let's take a little gander. Let's take a little
look, shall we? Let's take a little look. Auk right is. Let's take a little look.
We have 18,000 huh?
So I got it.
Uh, all right.
So we uh,
maybe come to a point where people are trying to say 62,000 viewers is low.
Are you fucking I guarantee that guy goes live.
He's streaming a fucking nightbot.
Okay.
I do.
I'm 62 K.
Stop stop stop.
It's wild man Nail.
It's wild man, it's free man Nail.
It's free man Nail.
It's free man Nail.
Stop fucking dead.
It's free man Nail.
It's free man Nail.
I don't even hate on awkwardness, I love awkwardness.
Just fuck that guy specifically.
Fuck that guy specifically.
What's the message from that one?
Uh mmm.
Nightbot is chill.
Don't you slam their nightbot.
You piece of crap.
Nightbot is a chiller.
Is that not called boss?
Yeah.
You're not slender nightbot in my watch.
That's a cool guy.
Hmm, boss.
I see we killed one more team dead extract.
We were safe.
I'm going to get a single fucking shot.
Thank you, man.
I'll do a quick reset quick reset. Oh, wait
Oh
What get it what get it?
Oh my god, there were people I
Guys I see a bunch of guys talking like hey the views are down guys we're
talking about guys who like all greatest the points the people that like all
greatest on here we're not playing on great it's like my gameplay it's not a
big surprise so I trust me we're just having a good time tonight I'm not
worried about it people that like all greatest are probably watching all
great that's not a big peanut butter big crazy breakthrough
Mmm, that's fine. That's fine. You if you only want to watch our greatest then you go watch our greatest
Okay, hold on what what so so I didn't go down one. Yeah
Jinji went down once
How we don't have five
That we have six revives
I'm changing that wasn't it's excused. It's skewed the game is new it can sometimes glitch the statistics
I
Did not go down once I believe it was close he going down on the roof
I mean did you were valiantly fighting the client guys, and then you have zero kills so you had a minus five KD that came
Minus five
Five inches of penis in your butt. He taught me I guess
That's way too much
She's one inches much more comfortable one inches where you kind of want to keep it right the sweet spot
You're talking about right in the sweet spot, right? Not too big not too small. That's what I say. That's what I say
That's what I say. That's what I say
resort my goo one moment
Hmm
Here on his downfall guys do we have to be negative we have to come on guys come on guys
Do we have to be negative? Can we just be guys with all be positive with all just be positive?
I promise you if it was something that I came about I would go play arc or whatever game got me the most
views. I'm here because the bungulators, the true bungulators, like watching and having fun and
enjoying new games, that's what the true bungalows like to do. And I'm not going to dock you if you
only want our greatest. I've been addicted to just one game. I remember Tarkov, I wouldn't play
anything other than it. I wouldn't watch anything other than it. I totally respect that. I totally
respect that. But I'm not out here going, oh, which game is going to give me the most
viewers. I'm doing it as I enjoy it. I have a great time. I want to make sure the bungalators
having a great time that's what I do what I do
if you watch our Christmas break I'll turn those bad boys back up I'm sure
those those are just fake people anyways guys those other ones that were
missing there just fake people anyways I'm just my view box services down FYI
those are just my that's just my view box service I just turned it down
to make it look more realistic.
Mm, oh, but we said,
love you too, G'J.
Do a RudeScape stream,
I'm not doing a RudeScape stream.
RudeScape is cool,
but I'm not hitting the tree for seven hours.
Live on stream.
Mm, do I see if I can do will be PVP-ing?
That's where it's at.
Who's that bald guy that I see on TikTok
all the time doing RudeScape stuff?
Who's that bald guy?
Who's that bald guy?
Bald man, oh no that guy's cool over the block that guy's cool that guy's cool
That guy knows what's what I like that guy sometimes I'll stop on tick-tock and watch that gentlemen
That guy's cool that guy's cool. He can do the all the PvP and stuff. I don't know how to do any of that
If I did I play RuneScape on stream a little bit, but I don't know how to do it
I'm telling you I would die every time I would die literally every time
Jake like genuinely not even like exaggerating
Literally every time I would never win one you could put me against a 10,000 10,000 games in a row our diving time
Swear swear to you. Let's think I was literally blind and dumb
Let's the guy genuinely didn't have eyeballs and it was born with an arms
It is parents were in Alabama when they were conceiving him. That's the only way I'm winning that
1000%
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
We get a little bit of goop one moment boys one moment boys
Alabama mentioned
Yeah, all right buddy, I don't know if we'd be celebrating right now. Maybe you and the little
Maybe you had on your shoulder that was born with you. I can
Dap each other up
Uh.
His name is clay that's cool name that's cool name that's good to hear that's great to hear
I'm gonna keep using this gun
This gun's pretty good. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. It's not too good
All right put this over there put that over there
I've got 12.4 volt value what you guys got
How much do I have seven thousand from that run? Oh wait, I took it off with a vault value. Oh
Vault value. How do I look at that? Go to your vault and it says vault value at the top
I
Um 4,000
The pores are around
No, lady. I don't have any spare change. Please stop talking to me. No, I don't care
I use credit cards, please. I don't have any spare change
Please get away from me. That's crazy
Glucksy, what do you got?
What?
What? What's your fault, Na'vi? What's your fault, Na'vi?
What's my what value?
YOUR FAULT VALUE!
I don't fucking know. How do I look?
Go, dude.
We all just...
Oh, we...
Oh.
Oh, we all hide here.
Go to your fault and go to the Thomas' fault, Na'vi. What you got?
2000?
I'M THE MONEY YALL!
The brookies are around!
Okay, that's yours.
Sir, please step away from me. I'm just trying to get inside the 7-Eleven. I do not carry small bills on me. Please stop.
Please stop. I don't carry small bills on me. Please stop talking to me.
Okay, but I have 20k space.
Sir, sir, sir, I don't keep spirit change. Please stop.
Okay, I'm about to sell everything and just pass it real quick.
Like this guy.
If your vault value is already what's involved if you sold something with dodgy. Oh, I have I have 20k space dollars
What? Let's get a yes. I'm gonna buy a bunch of guys. I need 20,000 space dollars
Because I'm leaving with that three rays that we got out. I left it like a lot of good shit
20,000 space dollars. Yep. How much do you have peanut? God. Yeah, you gotta be capitalized on a stack
1818772 on 60 second street right now
I've put on a 61st and 62nd. Holy shit. That's where Alma lives
That's incredible. That's incredible. He only has two thousand. You have two thousand? Dude, I have seven thousand. Holy shit
Damn, he's the poor one not us. Yeah, what were you saying? Guys, it's not funny to compare money
We're all just having a good time. Who cares how much money we got like each of us
I
See that guys, I got a voodoo ranger. I'll see literally just no class. I don't know why we're comparing money right now
I don't know why would do I don't know why we're comparing money right now seriously. It's just like not cool
It's not cool, so oh
I guess just really shows what the wheel you are
Can you fucking ready up? I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I was gone for 20 minutes
I was making poor jokes.
I had to concentrate on the poor jokes.
Hope you understand. Hope you understand.
One moment, boys. Here we go.
Alright, looking good.
Looking good.
Through no arms, no legs, no money.
money what true and no bitches
that's incredibly rude let's ride
hey pal you pass level three so we go to the second map now this is why I'm
talking just fancy the app and over there passable reason we go to the
Second map in the game now. I said I'm level four of those dummies in the chat
The best food to range your flavor is the Imperial
The Imperial is pretty good. There's a lot of them. You wouldn't believe there's like I did like 16 flavors
How does he mean already place are you just like a whole t-line as well with like six more flavors? It's really cool
Hmm
When is the peanut flavor coming out broke and maiden list in this economy break you and turn you into my maiden
Hey
He's speaking like that you disrespect me like that
Are you spinning your character right now? Oh
Your character spinning in circles for me, I'm just I'm getting jiggy. Oh, yeah, let me go mine
Oh 14 flavors 40 flavors
That's nice, that's nice
What is it peanut Ranger coming out?
All right, I
Know nothing of anything of those sorts. So fortunately
Fucking I know nothing. I know nothing of anything relating to that at all
Let's ride!
I'm getting fucked up. This is great.
I'm going inside.
Oh, what's that? Why is there an eye on biology?
See this.
There's something?
Yeah, why is it?
Let's go there.
I don't see the eye. It's orange.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
Eye. Orange.
Orange eye.
Oh, shit, true.
Mm-hmm.
Tony if you ever make your own flavor of Buddha Ranger you better set me up.
Can you get a pig eye from dog feces?
I don't know. Wanna find out?
Holy shit.
Why did you...
Yes you can. Yes you can.
You could like clean up your dog's poop and then wipe your eye or something?
I'll just pick up an old log and spend it for weeks and just rub it on my face.
Wait you two?
Mm-hmm
Oh, what's up do but a booger booger boss. He was looking
He this guy was looking up
She was is
Yeah, I think he was here
Yeah, so saying he was looking up
You get back here man
Holy crap. Yeah, they're good. Holy crap
Yeah, thank you I
Got my LMG back. Yeah, the go to one really really good. I have tons of heels
Oh my god, he has the Jell and the Doosie!
He has both the items I need for the Hoosie Doosie!
Who the Hoosie Doosie did thinking of a bubble with the Hoosie Doosie and the Spickle Diggle?
Dude, I got my um, um, the LMG that we're using.
Yeah? Who in three bags of poop? Score?
I have 6k on me.
I have 5.2.
I have 5k.
yeah I think that's really good by the way
wait wait shooting
I have to reach up to the left
Cracked cracked cracked
Sound one?
I'm pushing close close close
Genji they were shooting you right to the left
out to the left
Yeah I promise
They were looking at you and the bulls going around you
What?
I see what he's invisible
He's hurt bad, he's hurt bad
My god, they tricked me, they tricked me, they pranked me.
Invisible bitch is one.
No!
You never know.
That's so sensitive.
Is that, I got a player?
I got three good boys.
I killed one, I killed one.
I killed one, I killed one.
Nice, so 1v2 then, you coming to you?
GG, he's behind that box, you're right.
I'm gonna press you.
Don't raise me up, I think he's gotta be
to the box, be right.
No way I have it, why do I have it?
I killed the guy peanut
I see him. Oh my god, bro. I'm so annoyed. What do you think you good J
Northwest you're gonna play for the reds on the guy that I've done on bridge
He's out yonder he's out yonder north yeah right here right here. I'm back
You get shot right here
Nice
That's all freaks, right?
He didn't rise there. Oh my gosh
Yeah, that's all you guys that's okay
That's okay sometimes about the glory not the group
Heals and shit there's a green sg here
Green sg on that if we want all right, what is that two teams?
One of the two maps, right?
Yo, there's a matter down there, you know?
Yeah, what?
The matter on my marker, you see it? It's like that event.
Oh, dude, all the way across the map.
I'm f***ing kidding, I'm just not showing up on the map.
Unless I'm flying this f*** up to you.
We go to the question-marked complex
So where we at?
We sent you a man
He's formed a complex now you want to go we're we're in a research almost killed me
Let's go. Yeah, it's good the blue
Let go my marker you want to go the question mark
You know a question mark first right here, and then go down. Yeah, I'm done
I
Don't see these kind of a lot of shit on the screen at all times
I'll probably be two.
You guys have ammo boxes?
I have one.
I have two and a two.
Yeah, I need to play ammo really badly.
I'm gonna come look again.
Oh, it's Mr. Hammerman.
Dude, there's a dog in the house!
There's too many
What the algae was called last time was it was it the retaliator it was was it was it the retaliator? Yeah, there's a
Oh, it's not a good one
Retaliate anyone I
Molly's shares
There's the good ones that demolish out. There's a mall. I like that
On the ground over there was the one I used that one great that we played it
I'm back, I'm back man.
Double side of the side.
Left side.
I said left side.
Left side.
Left side.
Left side.
Left side.
Where'd we go?
Alright, let's leave.
Oh you got the blue thing?
I did, there was a blue pistol in it, you want it?
15 minutes.
You know you didn't? I think it's actually me on the map.
It's actually me on the map.
Yeah, I grabbed it. I got a blue pistol out of it.
The thing that we have right here.
No, it's the anomalous matter.
The 2x2 that keeps finding blue, the circles.
That's what we're looking for.
Oh, that's on the other side of the map.
This was just a question mark.
Oh.
Oh, gosh, that's okay.
Damn it.
Yeah, we hit the question mark first, because it was closer.
Let's go.
It's cool. It's got a little smile on it.
It's a guy young man right there. That's a guy young man right there.
I'm going to leave the live helping hand.
You can't see reinforcements.
I'm going to kick your skin out.
Hardware with this.
Thank you.
I'm going to come and get you back.
There's a lot of them.
I'd have one more team
This will be fun the other two teams have the rain. Oh, yeah, yeah for the major course, right
That's what we should have one people
your eyes peed boys
you're something down there
That's the, that's the, who's guilty?
I don't, wait.
I don't have room for that, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys got 2x2?
No. I can drop something off.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be 2x2.
There she is.
Yeah, I got a blue pistol.
Yeah, I got the blue pistols.
Is it your chair?
Gotcha!
Oh, there's a little ball on it.
Don't wait a second
See you tactical sidearm
Sorry, let's leave
It says it's stabilization device so I have to I have to bring it back up to there. I think you gotta be over to the Finn house
Fiend house
Well, I killed one over here, I think.
I saw three then.
We're back!
Great!
I'm in panic.
Wait, no?
No, I didn't.
I killed two.
I did nothing.
Great, I thought I killed one.
What?
Um, they're cute by the way
Hey, so we all we're all three on a body than we are they are all dead. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so we are good. I did kill one
Have a good day
It's still ballistic weapons were so reload their magazine from inventory
Oh
Nine poos score you see these poos on this body
I left them there. I don't think I poos you're gonna need poos. You're gonna want poos trust me
Wait to the creeper why?
For everything you can take it for stuff you can up in yourself and everything
Yeah, we'll grab them but just can't wipe them like a day
You sure how to put back actually put money right now
I let me see
Get out of this L.M.G. Feel so good. I left a bunch of green guns back there. What's the L.M.G. called you the demolisher?
I'm using the
I
Can't pronounce this word
Retaliator
Yeah, I didn't I know it now
Yeah, he does the one before demolisher
Is that the shielding as well?
It's like a ball sack one that looks exactly like it
All second one
I'll be back.
Browns.
Die.
Oh.
I think you're right. This is the best character. Yeah. It's characters insane. Oh, well,
Did you put the thingy in the thingy?
Yep.
Oh, get out of here.
What do you got?
Hang on.
There's some stuff in here.
150.
Some poop in there.
There's some poop!
I think there's some poop.
There's some poop.
Die!
Let go!
Fuck!
Score!
I carried it all the way I I died die die die
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
Eeeeh yeah yeah yeah!
I'm both of you guys are boys!
There's a there's a question mark right here.
Where is it?
Look at how I'm going to.
It's a toxic shit.
I got anti-poop devices.
Anti-poop device right here for you?
Don't ignore this.
Anti-poop serum, anti-poop serum.
Poop remedy.
Witch poop.
I
Got any poops here right here
I should take an anti-poops here
That's your own fault
I'm gonna wait till the poop was off of you, and then I'm gonna remind you
I
Watch the poopers off you see you see how I leave like a trail behind me
Here we go. All right, let me get you. Let me get you
There you go. There's so much cooler than our scenes
That's pretty nice. They're pretty cool. I think like the our greatest games are just ugly
Yeah, I don't know why I really that has to be like 90
Yeah
I don't know. Yo, you want to call this a guarded XO? We get more shit.
I think I'll be. So where he called it?
Is the guard one? Yeah.
Oh, but they're behind them.
I
I
Chief a chief a chief
That would have been pretty good information on the garden
You can send you get send your drone on me. We are all I think and it's in the red. I'm getting sucked by a robot
I have so far I'm gonna sell oh my god am I getting executed by the robot
Did you do by the way I think you can use it you can use you can use your whole
I BE SON OF ME SUCKING ME!
How do I use my ult?
Q!
Wait, what?
Wait, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave!
But he's in the circle! He's in the circle!
I could...
Dude.
Excellen, my gentleman excellenrade!
Ah, two savvy boys!
Take you!
You got this Mr. Clucksy. You got this. I hate you both. He was in the circle first.
I was not the one making the off. It was him. I was dead. I couldn't do nothing. He
would crawl out of it. I realized so was you late. We're too slow. This is a 3 minute
Don't worry closely, the matter sample is safely back in the stash.
Aye.
Don't you worry.
Nothing to fear.
Nothing to fear.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good.
Huh?
The creek was suckin'.
You used it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Click was suckin' you? Yeah, I know, I know.
You know, it's either click was suckin' me,
I couldn't do nothing about it.
Had a group of the trans.
Go over to the team.
Oh, I'm looting this
because I had four open slots for the matter,
and then the matter got taken by some bitch.
What the way, what?
What?
What the way, what?
Die.
Fill those spots, I'm quick.
I got Max Goob, Max Goob.
Oh.
Adam Cole.
Don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry.
You should be sorry, like I won one.
You got a little peep?
Mm-hm.
Who did 3,712 smackle-boos in the bank?
You took my matter by the way and I still have more more than you.
Japan was a hermit crab place, you've heard me deeply.
I was very unnecessary and unkind for you to say
You still had a negative gay knee that game?
Guys guys
It's not about who's doing the best. It's a learning process for everybody. Okay. We're in the learning phase
We're in the learning phase
But how about let's check the stat for who learned the most
How much let's take the staffer who grew the most as a player
Check that stat. Check that stat for me, will ya? Huh?
I have three player kills. You only have one.
Kill yourself. In the game.
In the game. In the game, of course. In the game. In game.
She can extract faster. She can extract faster.
Yeah, the exact fashion.
Just like he did.
Like you do, like you do.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Maybe why don't you just get better at the game?
I'm very good at the game.
Why do you keep dying the most?
I'm at $40,000 space dollars.
Dude, there's no way you're full.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I am.
You are fibbing.
You are making fools of us.
I'm not.
I'm at 36, I lied to actually.
36, 75, nine.
I lied to you, I lied to you, I actually didn't lie to you.
How do you have 36,000 speckledoos, I stole your goop.
Because I'm leaving with, okay, well fuck you first of all.
I'm leaving with stuff that instantly sells.
Oh, I got the little Hoosie-doosie to the square.
You're pretty cool.
And I'm also taking out an M77 assault rifle,
like every game, and that's just sells for like 3K.
You look a little bit more ample. I got the bird
Here we go, okay, let's ride
MVP of learning MVP of learning all right, buddy most MVL most viable learner
Let's take that stat
All right, let's proceed proceed proceed proceed
That's the seed.
That's the seed.
People still getting banned for saying Marathon sucks.
Yeah, yeah they are.
We're all having fun here, big man.
And I see a billion of those today.
And so we're not really wanting a bunch of negativity.
I know, big soccer, big soccer, big soccer, big soccer, big man, big soccer.
My god the guy the game that we're all playing everybody's enjoying the guy comes and shit's on it
Oh, dude, let's oh, I want to hear what that guy has to say. Oh, well. Oh, what are you with that guy has to say?
big shocker big shocker
Is he joking no said no, I'm not I'm having a fun time playing a game. Do we go for any game like that? I
Don't I'm not having a guy come in here just shit now what we're doing
I
Was it which time of the hour I'm in them
The white yaksha 10 what scent hey peanut
Just wanted to say you got me to install twitch
And I've been on the internet since early lonely island days. I don't know that is you're awesome, man
Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. I don't know that is I I
I only know one island
It's not it's not a good one. It's not a good one. I don't I don't know what that is
No, the island is golden
How you not know that I mean you guys would lonely island is where's that a band
Is it a band? Yeah, I'm like 2010 they see it's a game
I
Loan the island. I'm on a boat man. It's going fast saying I got an automobile
I I never heard of that ever that my life
You're lying
I've ever heard that ever
Oh, look it up.
Oh, look it up.
Oh, look it up.
Oh, look it up.
Oh, look it up.
We were talking about it.
Road to the island.
Road to the...
Apparently it's a really old internet thing.
Yeah, they made like a...
So much to like comedians that made a band and music took off.
Sheesh!
And it's actually the best songs ever.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll look it up.
I'll look it up.
Now, let's get a Vox!
All right!
I
Because he's not the guy that goes that's not my dad that's a cell phone
Yes, oh, I know that is I know that is yes. I've seen I've seen I've seen I've seen that
That's the one that you know so I threw it on the ground
Follow me boys
I was through another PY ASAP it's good complex
Is he drawn because you're trying to have a cool down. Yeah, but I can strip the two
I'm just not gonna kill that I'll wait for your drum.
Not gonna give you one.
Hi.
You're gonna die when I don't give you one.
I follow people, I see.
You're aviring a kill game.
Hi.
You think that's an insult, but I'm gonna wear that like a bandit monitor.
You think you're insulting me, big man?
Yeah, you're only oh, there's shoes. You can set the coblets
You're grown yeah, you know, you're shooting each other cobbles right now. Yeah, he's actually the best character
They're looking to the southeast
Right in the store
right here right here yeah I think I feel to that one one down one down I got
to that we're good that I should be ever on quick on you to yeah I got to
Good work. One's crawling one's crawling
One there's the other guy. Oh, yeah, I don't know
They goop they lose out the shop nothing right home. Oh, yeah, oh, he's a really good AR
Who a bomb score
I have something where if I kill someone look it's about research you I have
something where if I kill someone your guys's weapons shoot better really yeah
That's no ice. That's no ice.
I'm just gonna buy research.
Who is there?
Do you want to try this AR?
I'm burping in the middle of that.
Jay-Z here muted again.
Hi guys.
Welcome back, Jay-Z. Welcome back.
I keep on trying to press A to put my felt.
Okay, also, your character is supposed to have bolts and res without even, like, being on top of them.
You send a drone out.
And we haven't used it once.
Yeah, yeah.
And our ults is Q.
Yep.
Okay.
How was that?
I've not seen nobody. Let's go to the next one. Rehouse.
I don't see any one here either.
We should be at 20 minutes remaining Wait, go to complex. There's two things there.
If you go back to complex. Complex? Yeah, there's two. Do you see it?
Okay. Question marks there.
Probably three. Literally exactly where we came from.
hmm see those question marks
Oh
Well, the onion
I
Read you make
Okay good a preacher has some shots there as well you get another team came in for the question marks
We're back!
REEE!
WEEE!
Thank you, digi!
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
That would be cool.
You all kiddin'?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Those are the triggers in the middle!
Fuckin'...
There's just something new going on.
Can I heal up your armor?
I got the heal drone.
You got one?
I can get out of this fucking car.
Die!
What's that blood out might have been doing?
Someone's working above us.
It's just, Jimmy, come on out!
Come on out now!
Don't make this harder than it has to be!
Come on!
Who's talking to us?
I told you, I knew it!
Mr. Silly, come on out, Mr. Silly!
Oh, Mr. Silly, come on out, Mr. Silly!
Come on out!
Come here, Mr. Silly!
Come on out, Mr. Silly!
Come on out!
No need to hide, Mr. Silly!
No need to hide, Mr. Silly!
I found you, Mrs. Silly!
I got him, boys. Don't you worry.
Good job.
Don't worry. I will remember you, Mrs. Silly.
Mrs. Silly, Mrs. Silly, I would like to see you try, Mr. Silly!
Until our next battle!
Yes, indeed.
Godspeed!
Godje.
God is first kill!
Good job, G-knight.
Thanks guys
He was a busy boy and I'm getting back shots and clickers
This guy was so
Yeah, that's not me. I'm not found a single back ends of a slot
I mean exist yet might not be part of the server side
I was gonna hear this guy's an item that sells for 4k and is even for you
I forgot that I forgot that I I don't I was doing that guy
a lot of bad guys go ahead need that so much poop here go ahead need that cheap
go ahead need that go ahead and die go ahead I'm gonna go ahead need that was
Is it that cheap?
Go ahead and die.
Come on, this.
Wait, you didn't do that right now?
I fucked you, John.
You're good.
Hold on to it on purpose.
Easy, dude.
Everyone we're killing is so good.
Your knife attacks briefly apply toxin to the target.
You can do like the funniest knife build ever.
Oh, I did.
You see that, you like...
Yeah, I'd definitely drop when you're the only remaining to remember alive.
You're revived so you'd be the first to head every game.
Connection closed.
What the hell?
You saw.
Oh, okay.
Alright, pal.
You give me that back at once.
What did you steal from him?
He stole the 14 item!
He got me looking for that.
Little bit of goo.
He can't be faster than that.
He's got no arms.
Got him!
What?
What?
What?
What?
No, I like right down there
He much a close eat we're going on
Fuck is that?
All of you boys
Hey, you have a
Secured resources right next to me my wife looking at it together right into the streams these all you do
I just need to be on space food stamps and awkward since you are and I are constantly poor my wife has 2.5 million space
All she's definitely a hacker hundred percent hundred percent. She's been talking to that Nick Merch guy
I've seen that guy's clickest skills on Twitter.
Those aren't natural.
Some type of computer program.
The blue shield is all peeped and wholly said.
Do we have a blue shield?
Oh, we're all bored of mine.
I appreciate that I'm sealed above the blue shield,
because we got, what else is made for a bar?
Do you see one of those?
No, I think there's someone in the last plate that's
Me too those wheels wheels wheels
You're very and I've got reloaded you're very far very far. I know this out of this shit back
He's gonna be under it.
He's gonna be under it.
Go, go, go.
Down him.
Gotcha.
Mr. Silly, you thought you could escape from me?
Did you, Mr. Silly?
Where are your boyfriend's at, Mr. Silly?
Go ahead, just throw the beans.
Where are they at, Mr. Silly?
Yes, over here. I keep your secrets with it
You see what
Oh, so much shooting. There's no way that was a turret, right? There's two turrets out that forest
And he's got might have been solo
I
This gun is so good I
Can tell you what playing this game with no gear is ass
But like playing it when you like one were like rolling like this like when you when you get like gear. It's so fun
I guess that's like the best part about free kids right it's like
What is we fly
All right, let's leave.
Overlogged.
And that was the claymore and that's the third claymore.
All right.
Okay.
This is probably LG.
You want to keep looking for people?
Mmm.
Downtown, we can go to quarantine or maintenance.
Yeah, let's go look at quarantine.
We haven't been on there yet.
I think you should go to maintenance.
It's just gonna be ends
So viewed does anyone know if you get more shit by extracting at the armored extract like yeah
Yeah, there's usually there's usually in the Southwest
There's like you guys get inside you guys get shot at
I was just now.
Don't mind, I might be here behind me.
Psych.
I think I like this map more than the other one.
This is a good map.
This guy with a cool cape walking over here.
He's strutting.
There's dead bodies here.
but don't hang those
you're not seeing nothing
there is dead bodies here
he was from earlier though he's already looted everything
died to quarantine
I'm sorry boys.
They're quiet.
I'm infected. I want to die yo yours Roni is out healing the thing. Yeah. Yeah, that
thing is nice. Oh, I've got a couple of him. I got me. You put it back on and I see the
I'll call this family in
That's yeah, we're getting pretty good at this game
Oh behind you
You're right, it's the last of the map.
The LMG they're so satisfying to use.
They're nice.
They are nice.
This is the demolition we got out of that Hoosier-G-G.
Yeah, it's the gun play.
The gun play in this game is really satisfying.
I'm time for the group.
What's right for better?
The demolition, that's, well, the shotgun's the best one I think.
I think the shotgun's the best gun in the game.
I haven't used that.
But it's nice.
It's nice.
It's two pump.
It has two shells in it.
Oh, that's a shoe.
Like, do do, do do.
Oh, sounds like a double barrel.
Wait.
It's one of the cowboys and the racists you see use.
You heard cattle and stuff?
He's got that one on each side.
Why do they cook good burgers?
It might even be a button to shoot a bullet at the same time.
I'll take that one.
You get a little something, somebody.
Something, something.
Garbage
He's parking train jet that's on the side. All right, let's leave
Wait ten seconds and then I'm on it boys. Hey, run out of it. We're gonna wait
I'm
You're gonna shoot me?
It was all poop garbage anyways, don't need to worry.
Yeah, I don't need to worry.
It's still in its way, gentlemen!
It's still in its way!
What is that, like, five, six, five, six times in a row?
Yeah.
We died 19 times in a row before our first win in a half.
What? And then I joined and we've been living!
Well, let's slow it down there be buddy. I won like five in a row. We're doing. Yeah
Yeah, I think the ship was already going the other direction when you got in here
You already got it. You already got it
Skill base basping kick it. No it did. No it didn't really see
I don't really know about that because I joined and you die like five times a raid
Yeah, it's for some reason you joined everybody got fucking stupid
I
Tell you there's still base math thing is really something in this game
Did you join the discord every turn to an absolute fucking moron?
You still died to them ha ha
I find that very rude to say actually so you play with her because I think you hurt me deeply
Are you doing one more guys?
As what is s ilk limit? That's a place for battle passers in the game yet
Boo
I mean boo the server slam dumbass the games are out
So is this game it is this this beta right? No, I know this is the full game
But I think they like locked off a bunch of it because it's the server slam. I don't know. No, I just I'm coming that up
Any bitty bitty bitty John. Yeah, all right, or you want more no
I
Think that's a good spot, but don't you have a long stream?
Yeah, I've got a double C tomorrow double C
Yes, you're gonna be doing the longboard tomorrow anyway
Is it me and you tomorrow peanut or is that a different day?
I I I don't know. I pretty stuff with like Tim and hot tomorrow
Wait, what I
Oh, I
I
Is that I
Yeah, my kids I miss something
Yeah, fuck something up
I
Have no idea anymore
One piano I think with I think with Tim and hot yeah
You playing at 1 p.m. Tomorrow, who you play with I thought it was you
I'm just-
EWWW
I'm just having quite the dizzy
Quite the dizzy
Quite the dizzle
Uh
All techs, all techs of people, let's see what the hell is going on
Hmm
Yeah, I'll- I'll text my manager and ask too cuz I mean
Maybe it's not that smart, I don't know
Yeah, ask him, ask him, ask him, ask him
Uh
Oh
Hmm
Okay, I just- we're not playing one more?
Yeah, that's a good one
I mean
I'm on tomorrow if you yeah are you sure?
No, no, you have a long boy tomorrow. I'm gonna get off. All right. Oh, are you sure?
That was a good one there. We just had a way to have another good one. No good one. Okay, that's a good
That's a
It's to an it's prime game an hour
Fine. Be a sissy boy.
Fine. If you open what? If you open it?
If you open one more Hoot-a-Rancher, I'll do one more.
Why? That wouldn't even matter. It wouldn't even hit me until we're out of the rain.
That makes no sense. You just want me to be drunk longer than that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much.
What? Do you get out of that?
So I can get those good photos later on.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Oh my god.
But she barely begins it with your penny for the size of a dollar needle
So I get the text after dream, huh you up
All right, fine, what you wearing we pay one more not if you get a voodoo ranger
I'm not getting a voodoo ranger two in the morning
Nope
That's yeah, I'm not streaming. I'm playing for the love of the game. All right. Okay. We'll do the ball
We'll do the ball. All right. Okay. All right. That's good. Oh gee. We just want to stick some row
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Don't eat a lot. Okay. I'll be I'll be a tomorrow. If you guys need one
I have a good one. Have a good one boys. Okay. Bye
All right boys. I'm getting up
Get off tomorrow is a double stream. Obviously. I have no idea what it's looking like
I thought I had the information but I do not I do not
Let me actually let me take my text messages. Let me see if I in
Get a swore at the info
Hmm, all right, where is it? Hold on. Let me tag. Let me tag
You tell me let me click on this right here. Let me take a little peep
Yeah, yeah me you and Tim tomorrow. Yeah
Yeah, okay, so I'm pretty sure it's me Tim and
And, hunch tomorrow at 1PM CT, we're doing a double stream, I'm gonna hop on, I'm gonna hop on, I'm gonna play some Marathon, that's the Spongebob stream by the way, that's the Spongebob stream.
And then I'm gonna hop off, get some burgers, or some tacos, and then, we'll hop on at the regular time too, and then I don't know what we'll play.
Maybe some marathon, maybe some arc, maybe we can get officer to play some RVV again
Maybe grab Christian Cloak, so you can play the Nome game. Who knows? Who knows?
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll wing it. We'll wing it.
His silence will tell you all you already know. Hold up guys one second. I am seeing a reply to a super chat
I will now read it out loud. I haven't read it yet, but I'm assuming what it's gonna be
How much did bungee pay you to ship this game? It is little ass
I know we shouldn't judge games on the first 48 hours, but you didn't even try high God after one day of negative reviews
Though we know something is up. Mr. Chef
Wow, he knows guys hold up chef. Seth knows something is up
Chef's you can't get anything past chef. Seth. I tried I you know what you got me chef
You got me. I tried to get it past you. You got me. You got me. You got me first off
I never tried high god. All right never tried high god
Don't know what that has to do with anything
I heard people said it was bad. I believe I said that
Other than that no idea what has been doing anything. I will say once again
I have not been able to play this I've not paid been paid to play this game yesterday nor have I today
I am getting paid to play it tomorrow at 1 p.m. CT, but that's just because
That's how it works. Mm-hmm. This these last two days were for the love of the game
I'm not certain why it is super hard to believe some gentlemen enjoy things that you may not enjoy
I feel like that is completely okay and completely normal
Sell out that is correct. Yes
Um
Yeah, I mentioned I miss you Seth Seth. I'm not sure what you're on to big man. Okay. Oh
I'll pay you more to ignore these crybabies mr. Taylor. Bye. Bye. I know but yeah, I know I just want to make sure
I'm raising for that's what makes your reason for I will say boys. I won't lie to you boys
I hope everybody had a good time tonight. I won't lie to you boys
It is a little harder to keep the energy up when I see so much negativity. I won't lie
I had a great time. I had a great time
Is kind of a little bit you know when you look over the lap and someone saying something that's this ridiculous
It is a little harder, but you know, I hope everybody had a good time. I'm really having a good time
I really wish guys I'm hoping I'm hoping this
That the gaming industry turns around a little bit and everybody is a little bit more open to all new games all new games
games. I find it unproductive when people are going on Twitter and saying this and that
the first 24 hours after a game release. I don't know. I just think we're going to get
stuck with Call of Duty 96 if we keep doing that. I think having fun and whatever you're
playing and giving everything a chance, no matter what game, is going to be great for
everybody. For everybody. We're going to have great games. I tell you boys, I don't
I don't know if you know this but companies that try new games and then they doesn't work out they usually close down
They like they go out of business
And so if we're only getting call of duty and that's the only game we're playing or the same games over and over again
We're not gonna have any new games. I'll tell you if I was a game developer right now
I would not fucking release new game for the life of me. I would not release new game in this climate
Absolutely not because you know that it's gonna give shit on I mean awkwardness for God's sakes
You see how much that game about shit on day one. I mean you couldn't open Twitter
Without people saying it was the worst game ever made DOA. I believe it's the term I learned that day actually
I've never seen that term before DOA
So hopefully everybody can be positive towards new games
I that would be great to see that would be great to see because I love video games
I play them every day of my life. I hope you're dead on a ramble. That's what it means. They don't rebel so that
That companies are a little bit more open to trying new things because I love new games. I love new games
I love trying new stuff
Okay, all right, okay. All right. All right. Good night, everybody. Have a good one. Have a good night, everybody
Have a good night gentlemen. Have a good night, gentlemen. Good night, everybody. We're doing a Devil's Street tomorrow. I'm hoppin' at 1PM CT
1PM CT. Have a good one boys. Have a good one
Views are way down playing that garbage guys. How we still doing what I just said
What happened?
What happened?
That's okay.
That's okay.
Good night everybody.
Good night everybody.
All right.
Good night gang.
Good night gang.
Some people never like.
All right.
Good night gang.
Good night gang.
Have a good one boys.
Have a good one gentlemen.
Have a good one.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night everybody.
Good night.
Good night now.
Good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night gang.
Good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night gang.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good one.
Have a good night now.
Good night now.
Have a good one.
Have a good one, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night, gang.
Good night.
Good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night, gang.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Thank you, sir, sir, sir.
I'M GONNA GO DIE RIGHT IN THE TURN IN THE B-