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Are you buggy ladies doing up is fine?
Really good Saturday gentlemen
I do that a little bit softer. I just woke up. Don't want to blow out the old vocal chords. You know how this boys
You know how it is boys. You know how it is boys not running a tad bit late so no announcements
Actually real quick, let me clean you guys off. You guys are a little dirty you guys are a little dirty
Let me clean you guys off. Let me clean you guys off you stand still boys stand still
Let me clean you off your little dirty little dirty. Let me clean you off there. Let me clean you up there
There we go. Lookin burly boys
looking burly boys looking burly
Oh my goodness
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you dude. I woke up like 30 minutes ago. I don't even know what fucking plan I'm on
I have to get with the game quick. I'm late late late for the important day
No, I don't have pink guy. I just woke up. That's how it looks
That's how it goes. That's the way the cookie crumbles
Let me join the game. Let me join the game. I'm sure the game
I'm gonna join the game. I'm gonna join the game
No, I don't know what type of Saturday that is today is silly goose Saturday from the time being
Hello gentlemen, hello
Thank you, sir, thank you sir what did you just go to a new game?
No, we just backed out. We just actually successfully to come play with you actually
I'm depressed I had a shotgun
Yeah, we had good loot there. I'm bringing in a shotgun
I am too. It makes you feel better. I can flex on you
Already, you know that make you feel better
But you suck my Johnson neck and make you feel better
Okay, I'm okay to make Mr. Tim feel better. I'm gonna come in there and flex my shotgun on hot
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
How are you doing this deal?
I started my bad.
My fault.
Uplift, you hutch.
You valuable team member is what
I think Tim was trying to say.
That's what I meant.
I didn't mean the other one.
Uplift you. I'm going to uplift you so
Uplifting hard.
Hutch is what I think Tim
Tim was trying to say it once. Thank you. Hi clarifying stuff type stuff
I'm gonna lay you on your bed back and I'll lift you miss dog. I've lived you aggressively. I'll lift you profoundly
I'm only my kid. Okay. I'm already ready. I'm already ready. Okay
I
Was eating cheeks together why you slapping your booty cheeks. I'm sorry. It's my wake-up ritual. It's my wake-up ritual
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you mind if I get a couple of booty cheek clubs in good. Go ahead
Nice slow clap
Yeah, I'd just start off rhythmically in time up. Yeah. Yeah, you start your day off with some rhythm
Okay, then just you started your day off good and you have a good day
I'm going in with my best stuff. I'm the first right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I woke up about 30 minutes ago
Had a pre-ordered door-dash water burger burger
How did that sit within three minutes of opening my eyes?
Haven't taken a shit yet. So we'll see how that goes
We'll see
That's gonna be like me last time.
Yeah, that's it.
I can already feel it brewing like a witch's cold dread.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
But I will act yes.
I will try to, how you say squeeze the sphincter, as they say.
Let us proceed, let us proceed, fine gentlemen.
Let's do this.
I'm buying a chemo and I should be good.
I don't see you in game, P.
Let me see if I can find you.
Let me see if I can find you.
Um, I can find you.
I can find you with that.
Yeah, about us.
There you go.
And then Hutchkin, anybody can I think.
Yeah, and then you would find him.
Yeah, by the way, do we still not know how to use silk
points in the top left?
No, I know how.
You want me to tell you I would love for you to tell me a man. Yes
Okay, allow me to tell you your main screen. You're the main screen. Yes, if you go to rewards pass. Yes
This is all the stuff you can claim with the silk
I will say at the bottom is to say you a premium unlocked
Um, no, it just says into rewards pass. Oh, is this like a is this a battle pass?
It's like a battle pass. I did that and it gives you access to all of it to unlock
I think is what it does. Oh, I see. Wait, so okay. Gotcha. Okay. Okay. So this is what the battle pass looks like right here
This is what the battle pass looks like right here. Yes
I'm guessing the premium ones are the ones you're talking about
Yeah, so like it's a lot of like dance some dope weaponskins in there like I mean on page
the top right one, like I think
that looks real clean. Yeah. Oh,
that's nice. Yeah. And I claimed
a lot of these. But yeah, that's
how it is. That is how you do it.
I see that. I see that. I see
that. That's all. Yeah. And then
there's some type of who's you do
right there. I see I'm picking
up when you're putting down.
Well, I'm picking it up. Well,
I'm picking up when you're
putting down. Look how I look
in the game. Do you see me at
this screen? I looked off, dude.
tough dude let me see like one of the this is one of the skins you can get for
the I think it's the deluxe edition whoa I've got the deluxe edition yeah you
should have a version of that on your I would put the skins on yeah how do I do
that I would do that let me let me let me I don't do it yeah it's cuz nice
shells and you have all these different shell options and if you have the
the box edition you have like variations kind of oh yeah what the fuck I don't have the
dog check me about well you gotta be hitting that agency well I say wait you guys got free
ones I just kind of bought mine I bought mine too to be honest with you I kind of want
one of these nabs. Can we plug it into one of these nabs?
Yep. Yes, you can.
Oh, let me let me let me have my screen just gives me my bank details.
Um, it's just purchased for one.
Any of these skins?
Wait, it's just purchased for one square.
I don't I only I have zero squares. What's Lux?
Is that?
Is that something?
I'm back. I'm sorry. I had to meet really fast.
You have my speed again. I'm going to click on Lux and see if it's
okay. They got to hit my screen. Okay, good.
Okay, I see what's going on
Okay, you're gonna you buy that well, I'm gonna buy one
Yes, I'll buy a skin you buy a skin. I already have this game. Yeah, I already buy a skin
Okay, I'm buying one. Okay. Okay. You also played a thief peanut. Yes. I like the little grapple doozy
I do too, I do too.
Little grapple doozy's nice, little grapple doozy's nice.
Oh, are we ready to rumble or what?
I'm ready.
I'm here.
Crew member Aaron, I'm here.
I got to turn down my transition screen.
It's a little loud.
Just turn it louder.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Oh, I didn't spend enough money.
Damn it!
Here we go, fixed it boys, fixed it.
We're good, we're good.
Much better, much better.
Oh, that's an outpost quest.
Yo, what map do you, who?
She not, are you still loud right now?
Is it still loud?
No, no, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good.
Have you tried outpost at all?
No, I've never played outpost ever.
It is.
Nice.
Is it nice?
It's intense, bro.
It's like close range shotgun, like,
And I'll say this there's really good loot on it because all the higher levels are going to that and like everyone is basically just bringing their best stuff to try to be victorious, but like, it's just just it's it is pretty intense.
I don't know if you want to rip into that first game, maybe, but I honestly, I'd be down for anything for him.
I got my seconds and no one's stopping me.
True.
Well, I mean, do you have a quest touch you want to do or no, we can go wherever.
Nobody's stopping me.
Nobody's stopping me.
Okay.
Nobody stop him. I'll take that right now. Okay, Tim. Tim. Tim. Try to stop me. I'll try and stop you
But I'll try to stop you right now. Tell me to stop. Okay, ready? Okay, ready? I'm stopping you. No
You see that you see that you see that you see that that's the type of shit. I'm on that's the type of that's the type of
Wave I'm on
I gained confidence just from this conversation. Yeah, that's that's the type of shit
Oh, okay. Well, I don't know why we had to insult me immediately. I'm sorry
Okay guys, okay, what's our quest I got one for dire Mars I
Have one for dire Mars. Let's do dire Mars. Let's do it. Let's do it
It's settled. It's settled. Yeah, fuck you huts
What do you like to know whether boy?
I
Look at Tim's kit. Hey Tim. I can tell you a couple of pennies if you need it Wow
Here's good as I am
Watch watch me cook. I was money not a number. I like that's how you count money
Look at my skin look at my skin look how cool I look now. Huh? You look pretty dumb compared to me a peanut
Me and Tim are kind of rocking our set. We're kind of wrapping our set son. Time to say it on the west side.
What's your club name, Mr. Bobby? What's good man? Good man?
I'm not going to lie to you. I say agreed to stop hearing ads and nothing really happens.
I'll just say it's penis fault.
I just blame it on me.
Yeah, I try to I try to tone it down from like a hundred percent down to like
probably like
87 like 70 like seven six seven sixty-seven percent
67% about 67 we have a crew member error already
Well, how's this just standing there? He's not ready as you can see we are ready and you can tell already
Oh, my god, oh my hot. What are we up to? What are we doing?
Okay, I put you guys in. I put you guys in. My chat is the problem here. And they told me to go and claim my mail.
Well because of them telling me to go claim my mail, I just... Not just full. I mean it's overflowing.
So give me just a secondo here. I'm selling everything.
I did that too. And it was also my chat's fault not enough.
So you get my pay. Do you understand my pay?
I understand.
I'd love to play the game shit. I'd love to play the game. I mean I didn't you whenever you're ready
We're about 15 minutes and we're about 15 minutes even we didn't start yet
So I would love to get in the game if it all possible
Yeah, yeah, I'd love that too. Yeah, I just say screw it and just sell all this stuff. Yes. I do yes
Yes, Sam idea. I can speak for both of us. I don't care if bad things happen
I agree with that. I mean, here's what I'll say. You didn't have that gear before, right?
So it's not really gonna change anything. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, do about that for a second.
All right. I'm selling it off. I'm selling it off. Okay. All right.
I don't have to be so dramatic about it. Are you sure you want to find something else so we can stand here even longer?
I just really love hearing who, who. Just constant loop of who in my head.
Let's do the same.
Let's do the same.
All right, Chubs, let's do this.
Leeroy!
Leeroy!
I got, I got, I got, I'm, I'm wasting a moment.
Leeroy!
Jenkins!
That's Dominate.
What?
Dominate what?
The...
I think he just said that because eats at the end of the ring.
Eat at the end of the ring.
Eat at the end of the ring.
Word.
That is true. That is true that is true
That's you do that you do
I
Don't even know what my name is. What is it summon transport drone via floor terminal and algae ponds algae ponds
Like I do something to my PC. I feel like
Oh, just that's not a good start. I mean it feels fun. It just I feel like I it might be because I woke up
But it just feels like I'm seeing
More frames like we played two days ago. It was super smooth. Um, I think I might have fucked up some of that
I might just be crazy. I might just be crazy. I could just be imagining this
Check your check your hurts in the video settings or I remind mine reset randomly reset six. Oh, it's a 60
But which that's our video. Yeah video and then it went like 60 Hertz or whatever
over. Um, it's been hard to be
under. Destroy the bio sample
inside your audio. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Where's her
time? I don't see it. I'm not
seeing it. I'm not seeing it.
It's it's under video settings.
Where are my video frame rate
cap is disabled? No, I see
what happened. I see what
happened. It was V sake.
There it is. There it is.
There it is. Okay. There it
We're good. We're good. We're good. I see my thing. I see it, but I can't grab it
Oh, I forgot to bring ammo for my primary weapon. She's not gonna start
I still got I still got it with my shotgun though boys, don't you worry don't you worry boys? Yes, that's all you need
That's all you need
What in the hell is happening to me?
What are you ESC biosec biolazard sample?
Well, what do you what do you want about
Why do you I just did my first part of my quest I keep questing you defeat runners down runners with your finisher
I got to kill ten of them easily easily make sure you just finish all men off
Then it's all men off at the night by what is shots to the easy there's real people gentlemen walking in here
It's getting finished. Yeah, yeah
hell yeah
And I have a day out and press I am at your ability to finish men up quickly
I can't see shit. I can't see I can't see shit. I don't know
Yeah, I got two but one of them crawled off. I haven't finished them off yet. What are we going off?
No, make sure you make sure you use the e-button to finish Bob good. That's a quest
I did I did good good good good good good good. You what that would this robot get out of here
By the way boys, you should have seen me. You should see me. I self-revived got up aimed at one shot
One shotgun shot aimed at the other shot the second shotgun shot ball went down. Oh my god
Yeah, they weren't even looking at me
All right buddy, okay, Val. Okay, how am I dead?
Wait what?
Oh my dead
Wait, what just happened? Oh my god, that was a trap bag. They put a fucking trap bag on the ground
Guys guys they tricked me. They put a trap bag down
What usually it's this decon your chin
You're gonna spin that.
You somehow did it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, guys.
My quest is 600 meters away.
Let's go do that. Let's do it.
Because it's the last part of my quest.
That'll be so fun for us.
Holy shit!
We're gonna finish off seven more men.
Yeah, we'll finish them off along the way.
And then it'll be perfect.
Okay, okay.
South of me. Oh
East I saw two of the the machines come down to the big box ones your tomat the blues
My thing is right this way, I'm just gonna go finish this really quick. Okay. We need a hunch we we will leave the charge
All the fucking machine. Oh my god, don't worry. I've got three big packs. Don't you hurry?
We're safe. We're safe
Oh
Wait, what why I have to fight shit. Oh, no, we're gonna
Give them some affirmations good you got that
You got this all by yourself, so we're not even gonna look at you
Because they dropped in
No, I don't think so let's keep moving left. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna there are this our shooting
Oh
To this gun even though it's not really worth that much is kind of crazy
Really? It was that gun that you stole from me two days ago
The one where you like all I got the expensive one and I said no
I'm gonna continue to price my gun. This is like 800
With a hunch. What's that thing? You're talking to me or talking to you?
Yeah, this guy's nice. That's pretty nice. It's called the
Italian it but it's got blue attached it's on it we're using it so you know
it's not gonna be like that good okay pal all right buddy where's your shotgun
I have a shotgun at it's on my head sure it is buddy sure where's the last one
where's that one probably in someone else's hands cuz you saw from me
most likely most likely oh this is that person a clue oh it's a real dead
person oh they're right here they're right here they're right here one down
One down to wait to down to down. Oh my god. The same thing again
Oh
Whole team whole team dead one me three
Let me get some loot finish them off
Okay, well that did that didn't feel good
You do reviving the reviving you so running I kill them. I kill them. I don't know if they're what he's oh
Got him that work work work. Oh my gosh. There's so many bodies here
This guy's was not that good. We got so much shit over here. Oh another shot. Another shot. I don't know where you
Don't buy some five
Oh my god, there's so many bodies what on earth? Oh
Yeah, yeah, I'm rose give me a shot
You can't win me
Money no way me come on
Oh my god, we're so close!
That was it! Oh, shit, oh.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Welcome in, Machua. Welcome in, Machua.
Well, Mr. Tim, you missed out on a ton of loot.
It kind of feels that way, bro.
I got Vandal shells over here if you guys want them.
Vandal shells?
I'm a few guys from...
Oh, never mind. Yeah, you are, thieves.
So short answer. No, thank you
Hold up. I got it
Yeah, I gotta sort my group will quick give you a second. Nobody take my group. I'm dropping this cool. Hey, who's down? Oh my god
What are we doing?
I'm got you. I'm got you. I did the same thing you did. That'll happen. That'll happen
Well, I gotta I gotta sort my goop give me one say don't don't pick up myself, please
I would never do that you good man you good man I appreciate that I want you to know I would but I am so
stacked that I can't. Okay I say we leave. Oh I can't put that on their mind. Oh they're mine they're mine.
That shit is definitely coming I'm gonna I'm gonna poop
coming I'm gonna big poop coming guys I'm telling you the shotgun they've got
nerve this thing did you just see what I just into those people one shot for each
of each person doing down.
I mean that is insane.
That's the second time this game.
Okay, let's leave.
We do gotta kill five more people with finishers.
Maybe we can find some more people?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't know that.
Like that one you don't need to do in what you don't need to finish ten men off in
one run.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Well, we all know that you could do that with ease.
You could do the challenge.
Thank you, boys, thank you boys.
Oh, I'm up for it. I'm up for it. I guess it's not about that life. This is him. I guess it's not about it
I just I gotta learn from the best on that one, bro
But she's gonna leave us by example with that one. Oh, don't you worry boys? I got you. I got you
All of you gentlemen, I am so rich. I've got about 8.5 K right now. I'm 5a
Big legs
Oh, there's crakers over there, there's crakers.
Oh, shit.
Oh, where did all these ones come from?
That's a big one, that's a big one.
Why is this guy so strong?
Anybody healing?
I've never actually thrown one, so I don't really know how it operates, you know.
Good raid, boy!
Good raid, excellent raid, boy!
Excellent raid!
God, too shabby for our first one on.
I used that 15 minutes of downtime
that Hudge gave us, it really got us prepared.
You got my-
You're welcome, I need to go home.
Really, you got my chocolate's alive.
As it were, as it were.
You guys are welcome.
What do I do as a team leader?
Thank you, brother.
Uh, mm...
The real team leader the true team leader. Uh, that would be me. That would be me
No, that would that would be me. That's not up for debate. That's not up for debate. That's inventory value is the smallest
Um, I highly doubt that I highly doubt that it says your inventory value total was
3067. Yeah, that's just not the case
Mine was 4222 hushes was 5267
That's yeah, that's a lie. That's gonna be uh, that's gonna be a lie
fabricated. Yeah, that's to be fabricated. That's to be fabricated. Um, I don't know where
you're getting your information from, but, uh, but that'll be, yeah, that's going to
be a certified metal. I have so many heels. I have so many heels. That's what your vault
value looking like. You tell me first. Yeah, you tell me first. Well, I just want to
reminded that before I do I have tons of ammo and tons of heels and
Like blue shields and stop. Okay, so like I've got utility. I've got utility
it's looking like a
29.3 K
Okay, what do you have?
Well, you have I want to hear what you have. I want to hear what you have an ISU first. So I did get
29.3 K
Hold up wait a minute. Are you sure? Hold up wait a minute. Um, yeah, same exact. Yeah, that I don't know about the
What are the chances of that? I
believe this
Yeah, it's pretty crazy
And then what are you looking at? I am looking at fifty eight point four
They all know. Oh, yeah, I see thirty nine point three. I'm in fifty four point five
Oh, that's a twenty nine point four. I'm at fifty four point eight. Oh
get your money out get your money out
get your money out you stupid bitch
okay, pussy
let's ride
we don't have a question today we gotta go back and kill more people
i'm choosing
let me shoot my loadouts good
oh yeah i'm good i'm good
I got to get some ammo.
Oh no.
I watched you to fight tonight?
I don't know.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Wait, I'm getting word that it's they say that you have 4.7k inventory value?
Who?
I'm just getting word.
I'm just getting word from the great vine.
Oh, and my vault, you were doing vault value, right?
Vault value, vault value.
My vault value is now.
Actually now it's 60.6. It's not just accepted some stuff. Oh, oh, oh my well to 60 point seven
Yeah, but mine just went up as well 60 point eight
What it looks like our vault values are just increasing the same exponential eight exponentially
This is amazing stuff. I know. I'm what how lucky are we?
Mm-hmm. It still Tim is in last unfortunately
That's yeah, I'll have that hopefully the one one day you'll be up here with the big dogs, okay?
One day you'll be up here with the big dogs
He's gonna keep working hard
Try to wait for the first time. Oh, congratulations. Oh, congratulations
Oh, Mr. Gamer, Mr. Guilf, Mr. Coaster, Mr. Dad, Mr. One-Five, Mr. One-Good, Man-Good,
Ah, man!
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, hmm.
You came to play as the butterfly you got between you and me the other day.
You didn't even jump on it.
Oh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You're kind of cold, but I gotta grab some water, haven't you?
Oh, I've got some liquor in the pantry.
I just woke up. I'm not trying to see. I'm sorry. I'm starting this beautiful day. I'm
starting this beautiful day. This is a beautiful day today. This is a beautiful day today. This
is a beautiful day today. I'm sorry right now. Is the big archer go to now? That's
That's a good question.
Hutch, is the big arch your go-to now?
Are you repping that set jet that ass on a stack?
I haven't tried it yet.
Have you still not tried it?
Tim's definitely trying it.
I mean, just look it up.
Tim, how did you like the big arch?
The big arch?
Oh, I haven't had it.
See, now we're just lying.
Okay, see now we're just lying
Okay, cuz I I would place any amount of money that you order damn near everything on the McDonald's menu and they're every day
Well, you're damn near losing all your money. Okay. Okay, and you're damn you're lying your ass off
Yeah, sure guys, he's eating a salad. He's eating a salad and I'm the Pope
I
Don't want a lording one, but I just saw two clikers spot over there
And I think it was that one that you have to walk close to it and I think the people over there
You do I like that little square on the ground we do what close to it that activates
Yeah, I think that's what that was over there
I
Just have to finish out five more men
Gosh dang it what what I went to jump over this thing and I hit it because I'm
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness more click is in battle like is it coaching on our territory
This is not good.
What, what, what, what?
I get it!
No!
Dammit!
What, what, what?
That blowed up by a spotter.
Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, big man.
Ooh, got a grenade?
Score!
The next part of my quest is that purple ping.
If I hear one more thing about this guy's quest...
See you later, man.
There he goes, waddle it up.
And he waddle the way.
Waddle, waddle, waddle.
And he waddle the way.
Waddle, waddle, waddle.
Listen, it's a good direction to go to, and on the way, if we run into someone, we can
kill them.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
All right.
But for your next quest, you do five jumping jacks, all right, without hyperventilating
all the air out of the room.
I think if Hutched you that, all of Florida would sink.
Most likely.
Most likely.
brought into this aggro inside that building
all behind these bodies I need real place real place
one broke one broke
he couldn't even push, couldn't even push
I could push, I could push, I could push
thank you thank you
Oh my god, the Himmler.
Do it, be Himmler!
I'm not a Himmler, not at all!
One of them might be sneaking up closer.
Alright, we'll restart back here.
We're good.
Good's got a loose turn.
We're okay.
We're doing dandy. We're doing dandy.
We'll get in there.
Okay, one of them has a sniper.
Yeah.
You're doing good.
Oh, yeah, was it any other got culture? Oh
My god, they're right there. Oh
My goodness. We are so dead. We are so dead. I eat you. Don't run. He's pushing the left a bit
God
One down one down nice
I'm making a move.
I'm a very good one.
Push with me, push with me, push with me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, no.
I don't have my grapple hook yet.
I'm gonna die.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I gotta fix this guy up in the quest.
All the way on the roof.
All the way on the roof.
Got him, got him, got him.
Other ones in, out in the middle, somewhere.
middle somewhere other ones like in the bit in the oh my goodness yeah you're
over there in the top yes I'm gonna chop it over there yeah over here I got
my problem go top kill this guy do it do it do it do it do it on a voucher yeah
got him!
nice job
he's a lady steaky
got some jovelocos over there
over yonder
over yonder
three times over there
i'm pushing him
you got this queen
i got trap bags
okay nevermind
i'm coming boys
I think he might have dipped bro. No, we gotta get we gotta get him. You can't let him escape from our coaches
I'm trying to zip line up and I was too fast. It'll happen. It'll happen
You should focus on the jumping jacks quest first
Where do you think you wait where do you go boys? Where do you go?
Maybe so here. Yo, he might still be there. There's a ton of a high over here. Nothing is shooting him
Yeah, I'm gonna jump I'm gonna jump up there. Yeah.
I'm in. No, I'm in.
You're here, bro. He ran.
Oh, the only way you could have gone is this way.
The other way is to which I true true.
That's smart. Thank you.
Yeah, let's go.
The team leader, team leader, team leader, both to the leader.
No, that would be you.
You're the you're the assistant team leader.
This is the team leader.
I wait. I see him.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where'd he go?
Yeah, that way too.
How many times do you want to get rid of these buildings, man?
Is there a world where he just wrapped around us and he resisted him?
Don't worry, right?
I don't think so.
Uh...
I fucked these clankers.
I'm coming back over to you guys.
Too many ammo.
I'm coming back over.
I'm not trying to waste my ammo.
On the way follow me boy.
You can move the guy up top.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be a yeah.
Mm-hm.
What, it was the warden here?
No, okay.
Um, I need to let him go, but good news is we got those twos where it's seven out
of ten, so as long as we finish one full team, we do the quest, we complete it.
Mm-hm.
Perfect! Good! Good!
Keep your peepers open, boys.
Wait, this is where I dropped in, and there are mad turrets.
Mad turrets? Yeah, right here.
There's that one, and there's also one here, and then there was one up there.
Yeah, there's that one.
You got good memory.
Can you see that? Do you like that shit?
I should be the assistant team leader you can be the assistant to the assistant team leader
They do have great memories. That is true. They do say that they do say that
They do see that
I'm looking for my question a really quick voice. Give me two seconds. I mean you can keep going if you want
I'm gonna look
You just gotta find one more team game eyes. We go straight to complex. There's always you complex. I'm in
That's right. I
Am in
I'm not gonna lie to you sweet and spicy bacon burger five minutes after you wake up might
not be the move.
That is an insane, that is an insane call.
I just gotta be insane.
A mob peanut ball is fighting against itself, it's fighting those demons.
The demons are inside of me, the demons are inside of me and they try to come out of
me.
The demons the demons are coming in me. They're coming in me
So you woke up and like you just throated that thing bro
Yeah, I had a pre-schedule from the from the night before so it was literally there the minute I woke up. I
Woke up walk to the door got my burgers sat down ain't it. I love that bro. Yes, sir. They've been like Larry
Living like Larry
I'm not hearing any commotion in complex. You might have to move to another P.O.I.
Well, Greenhouse, there's an exit there, so he's trying to go to the exit. We'll catch him.
Yeah, I'm in. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Oh, the new boys.
Hmm, shots pushed.
Where?
This way.
We give you one, we give you one, you can take it.
Oh, that keeps happening.
All right, okay, I just saw him. Yeah bodies right here. I'm a coming. I'm a coming
I'm a coming boys
You can't shoot through this so don't shoot yet. Okay?
You can't shoot us. I'm just saying that you can't shoot through it. Well, you can't I can't shoot this guy right
You can shoot that guy right now. Yes. There's no you're here. I see my mom on my mom on my mom
shot him
One down one down. Yeah, we have one left one left. I'm going up to get the fault
There's two up here
Just self-reviving no no self-revive for you good sir. No self-revive for you time to die
He's running! He's running!
Who's that? Who's that?
Oh, he's on me! He's on me!
Got him!
Ooh, trying to sneak up on the buggy later, didn't ya?
Not too amiss to sneaky, huh?
Not too amiss to sneaky, didn't ya?
Oh, oh, oh, disrespect him, disrespect him!
Yeah!
Alright, well, I can't really disrespect him.
I gotta do my stamp thing for the Quinn.
Oh, yeah, sure, yeah.
But we did it!
Quest complete!
Hooray!
We're deep. Oh
Is that was kind of back in it's gotten in that much up here?
Mine didn't either my guy had a ton of stuff. Oh my god, of course
You I got self Bob. I got the 16 blue backpack. I got it to blue augments
What kind of packing
241 dollars
Hey dad, we were shot from the west you go kill them
I see them it's that blue beam of light. No, they're trying to exit. They're trying to exit. That's the extract
I think we reset. Yeah, well, let's take them off the extra to see the rest of it
Go go go
We're left. We're left. I already have it back
One down one down
Way up way up. Oh
You down to down I cracked him way up cracked him. I got y'all
Trying to lead to try to lead kill him kill him kill him
Don't don't stop it. It's gonna take you out
We're kind of pieces of shit
Oh, wait, there's this other guy out.
Where's this other guy out?
There's a little something.
Oh, he's right here.
He's crawling by the leaves.
Get down!
We're kind of assholes for that one.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you, boys.
That's kind of assholes for that one.
What?
There's a peanut core.
What the fuck am I saying?
There's a triage core on this body.
Two of them.
Guys, you're gonna take a look
Yeah, he's got to work the riches he's got to work the riches. No, no, still worth it. Sometimes about the glory not the go
Already have both these all right, I can't take anything else as we go right to greenhouse boys I
Said we reset
Quick reset quick reset. I'm just small W equals one big W. Yeah, we're nice
Yeah, hold up what's that loadout by you look like
Punch
Damn, no, I'm huh. I'm only five a bro. You guys got mad loot. I'm going to do this fucking question. No, you're not
I'm over here leaving relieving with as a team. Come on. You get over here
They probably care about what is your guys inventory value that's we were asking you
Yeah, hi, baby
What are you guys?
Some simple something honest so some light maybe like five seven. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking like
Like nothing like three three two
Yeah, yeah, I know
I'm sure I got you guys probably give me some of your stuff
No, I think you should give me actually I can't carry anymore. So yeah
Well, yeah, let's just pull the junk. There's right now that I'm boy
Just well don't don't go crazy now. I
Would call the extra
The hot thing over here for 10 say let's get out of here for 10 guys guys. I'm being sucked
Thank you sir. Thank you suck. Let's both the same time. Oh shit. He's good. He's good
He's experienced. He's curious. He knows what he's doing. That is high tech
I take suckage. Oh my god. Oh Michael do play a second. You take a sip water this is
easy work. You my loot scamming so we're not leaving anything before we go. Let's see
here. Let's see here. No nothing too good. Something blue right here let me take this
bad boy. Ah, this is grenade, no worries, no worries boys. I hop on in boys, hop on in.
Yep, and let's just quick wipe past this next screen, no one is looking.
10-9? Oh my god, I'm stealing that.
10-9? What did you get?
How do you got 10-9?
You one of the wizards?
I got about 7.9 or something I thought I thought you had about as much as I
Wow at least at least in the tab man is the poorest we can take solace in that
we should take solace in that place you'll ever there for much bro I
second that steal nothing from you I stole from peanut oh when the guy that
Excellent rain. Excellent rain.
The guy that peanut killed on the other side of that wall had a blue shotgun.
Oh my god. Not one, but two M77 assault rifles, both going for 1.4k.
The guy in here was like, he carried me.
Ah, we so fucking serious. You stole three guns from me.
I'm not hot you got to give me that blue socket come on
Tim I usually just think of you of that fat moron that can't play the game correctly
Today, I think of you as a friend today. I think of you as a friend. Okay. Thank you, sir
Thank you. Yeah, I want you to know that I want you to know that and
And I want my shotgun back. I want my fucking shotgun back
There's no way you stole three guns for guy kill let's be so for me
This shotgun has a pinpoint barrel greatly increased ability and range a superior under barrel mod
I'm a turn. What are you my superior under barrel mod?
Fucking shotgun back
I'm gonna actually make a comment here why take it leave it. I'm gonna bring this to the table. Okay, okay?
Yeah, you know it's getting kills with his shotgun and hutch is not that is true
That is true. I think we should give the guy that is getting kills with the good shotgun
We should give the good shotgun to the guy getting kills with a shot. I agree. I listen
I will trade you a green shotgun for the blue shotgun
You have to take it off my dead body
Well, then that's what I'll have to do, that's what I'll have to do.
You're gonna have to take it off of my dead body!
Let's ride!
Well, I can't even do that to do it in Sin-Tia.
Look at that, hover over that shotgun.
Look how sexy it is. That's my shotgun.
You're a thief, you're a thief and a cheat, you're a thief and a cheat, you're a thief and a cheat, that's what you are.
You have purple mod on it.
You're a thief in a cheat.
Well, let me turn my question.
Let me turn my question.
You would say it.
Oh, I'm going to talk about doing that quest.
Oh, score!
There goes that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
All this balance in the world.
See?
I knew that was going to happen.
The balance of shaft on your nose.
I think one of those tricks with a spoon.
Good smooth
You want to try the new map I would love to try the new map I'm only level 13 so far
You can play it now. We get we just had me 12. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I
Got heat sink dot exe. I'm looking for quick then. Oh, I got quick then. Oh my god. We are gonna be back and I've been packing
You guys what should we wait once you upgrade that gives you twice the knife damage
Wait, what is that one, what is that one, what's the-
It was a core, right, an implant?
I know there's a core as well, but there's an upgrade that bumps it from 20 to 40, I remember seeing it in the server slam.
I don't know the name of it, but I know what you're talking about.
Did you hear, is R chain?
two seconds guys I'm ready though okay oh I see I see it I see it I need five
more drone resin I'll see the arcane rank five so I'm gonna try to do oh I
I just got another shock and holy crap.
Um, I'm actually packing up, I'm actually packing up,
I'm actually packing up, I'm actually packing up.
Um.
Um.
I was with the arcane icon grant more progress.
These valuables must be gathered within a single run.
But I can do that, I can do that.
Sure.
I can do that, I can do that.
Oh, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second, wait a minute.
hold up now was making me was about to make me sell my shotgun absolutely not I
can feel the poop yeah that's how I felt last night it's the demons
demons coming for me and they're coming for me they won't be they won't be the
demonic curse is taking over my belly I forgot to have my speed
actually we were going. Ah whatever whatever whatever. Let me let me get a quick let me get a quick shit.
I love the little Susie do's is where the bugs are eating his eyes. She little bugs eat the aliens eyes.
you see you see you mr. I'm seeing a moth go to town on a wire cord I keep
throwing that shit I've seen a moth eat an alien's eyes that's what that is
Let's ride
I'm back right on time
We're going in we're going in probably fresh six million first, so I'll tell you that
extra focus, extra focus.
Lock it in, boys.
Are you guys ready?
Uh, yep.
Let's do this, he's gonna do this.
The sweet shocker, look at this thing, it's holographic.
Oh, this one's sweaty, so this is gonna be the shocker map, too.
But I'm gonna play this map.
Hold me till you've got to play this map.
I played it one other I played it twice yes trap and how those runs go I die both
times I might be the worst player how close the other guy's gonna be here
with the last let me look at your map dude look at all I this is the one I
played with mr. Zeigler where we got to get to the pinwheel base you guys get
to the pinwheel base you guys want to do that no it will fall me I know how
to do this I know how to do this I know how to do this there's some area
I said a lot of money running through the middle is a bad idea on me brothers. I mean no no no no no
I know I know I know I know I practice I practice every practices. I was killing bungee dance. Let's run on this man
the before four times
Follow me boys I
Know exactly what to do boys exactly what to do you put your faith in me
Hunch, can you put it in me?
I'll get it in.
Tim, can you put it in me?
I'm already in, yeah!
Yes sir, you see that right there boys? That's what we need.
That's what we need right there.
Okay.
Read that bad boy right there.
What do we need?
We need key cards, key cards.
We need more than one of them. We don't know the colors yet,
but we're just gonna grab this one right here.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm nursing for healing.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Where's the other two?
I see him, I see him, I see him.
I'm going in!
I'm going back and coming back. I got Jack, I got Jack, I got Jack, I got Jack.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We gotta go inside, we gotta go inside, damn it!
Oh, we got the fire rain. I've got you both. I've got you both. Oh
Well, you're on your own boss. You're on your own boss
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I came inside. I came inside
You're you're coming in
We have both we have both
Was that's what was that's what
I'm gonna hug the other guys. I think we're gonna kill the other guys, bro. Come on. Come on
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit on me on me
oh no he's broke he's broken no please god please sir please don't kill me please
sir please listen to me please I have a family I have a family back home please
Please
Okay, okay, I'll watch you six. I'll draw what you six
I'll make sure nobody knows where you are guys everybody's right here guys. He's over here right here on this door guys right here on this door
Good work out there deep good work
Yeah, the level head is what matters most
By the way, I see the collection I see you skip the key make sure you take the yellow priority items that I'm in supply
Supply clearance key. I got one. Yes, good. Well, I
You can't in the fucking buck. He's on the fucking bodies. He's sick. What?
Dead dead dead
Are you leaving my dead body what no I'm gone I'm fucking guarding it dude. I
I'm guarding it. I'm literally guarding it. Um
Do you not love if you do you know I'm I'm guarding it. I'm guarding it so that nobody can come take it
You're welcome. You're welcome
Come come come do not come
All right, I'm not coming.
All right, this is the guy who's coming today.
All right, sounds good.
I'll be in the back, bitches.
4.6K, God, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
Where'd you get that?
What the fuck?
I hate this guy, bro.
This guy didn't use a self-res.
Me and Peanut clutch, and he gets the gun.
To be fair, I gave this one a round
going, oh, no, no, no, no, for most of that situation.
Yeah, I think I deserve to think about it, actually.
Wait, I can't take this.
Is a 1.1k hardline PR over here.
That's forgetting someone left the key.
We cannot be leaving keys.
I have a key.
I have one.
We use as many keys as possible.
We can't just have one key.
I have two keys.
So I do.
I have two nipples, two hands.
I don't think you do.
Two toes and 10 feet.
OK.
10 feet.
I knew it's parents because he was.
Eat my ass.
I called that.
I walked it on the record.
I called that.
I called that.
I called that.
I want that on the record.
And I usually never clutch.
And I clutched there, guys.
That was exciting.
Yeah, that was exciting.
That was exciting.
Backpack, backpack, backpack.
Wait, what?
Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack.
Oh, shit.
Guys, we gotta get to the big wheel.
Take it.
What is the backpack for it?
Backpack, backpack, backpack.
You're being a flashtip, dude.
Flashtip.
Hey.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm concentrating, I'm not pooping more than I am not dying.
I'm just kidding, if I simply back into my peanut potty minutes ago, I don't even feel it no more.
I've trained my sphincter.
I've trained my sphincter.
I have unbelievable sphincter power.
Listen to me, you're only me.
This one takes two greens.
I've got both of the green cards.
Okay, so I'm gonna use mine here and then there's a loot room inside the pinwheel that requires more cards. All right
Okay
Wait, oh, yeah, we got we got to finish with the guy
Yeah, that's remove its back body that'd be nice
Nice.
Sh-Shit, did I not pick up a gun worth $1,000?
I didn't pick up anything. I'm-I'm broken shit.
Now where do we go, P?
Now we wait for this red thing to go away, so there's gonna be more Clakers coming in from this direction. We wait-we wait-we wait it out. We wait it out.
Okay, okay.
Where'd I just hack?
That's the-oh, yeah, that's for the red thing. That's for the red thing.
Yeah, I'm turning yellow
What you call what you're called the copperhead
VR 33 volley rifle
Ah, yeah, oh
My oh my
Oh my god, that guy has a purple shield and he's dead.
Stupid robot, dudes.
You guys getting him?
You guys getting him?
It's done.
Now what?
Now we go up.
Oh, wait!
Oh, wait!
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Oh, guys!
We so fucking serious
I'll be so serious right now guys
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming you jackasses
I'm the imposter
I'm the imposter. Oh, hey guys, this is the room. We want to get into right here. Yeah, look at the
keycard colors
It's two red one orange. I've got
I've got one ready. I have one of these
So you leave we put mine in there
That's it. What do you mean? Yeah, it's the color
What are you talking about? I eat that one color is leave the color of the thing
I have two oranges. Wait wait wait orange or red. We're trying to put it in put it in
I have two orange the whole body on it. I think it might be a ready guy
You're dropping me dog to be
Ooh get your access code stolen jit the dance on the stack you get your access code ran. Um, yes
This is not the right color, but I'm gonna keep these
Are we one red we need one one red guys we one red
We're for one red key.
So where do we find said red?
It'll be in boxes and stuff.
Oh my god, this guy is massive.
This guy is humongous.
Oh, yeah, I've already shot him a bunch.
He won't die.
He just won't die.
Never mind, he died.
I lied.
Ooh, okay, you just, yeah, you go ahead and have that.
I didn't want that anyways.
I...
I
Should be using my loot fucking thing and see you can think he's a big head. I
Can't see it disable reinforcements. Oh, well that was easy
Um I
You want to look in white boxes for them. I'm looking at a bunch of white boxes now
I'm here shots nearby careful boys or no I'm not ready it's on the way oh I just
walked on a landmine like you do like you do perfect oh my gosh what two items
worth a thousand each I hate you so much I have I hate you every time I'm
Here I have an extra cell P here. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. You're a good man
What what just obvious see for mine?
They're everywhere for some reason
I will need one red card boys, and I just walked on another land mine. Holy shit
Oh
thousand yeah he's just getting rich over there off of our labor literally get
over here this is where all the good loot is where's the red key card I don't
know but we'll find it over here or there's Lou and there's boxes I'm
coming I'm coming down for the C4 boys but down for the C4 I've stepped on
like five of them I don't know how that's possible I need a blue backpack bro
fuck it just so happens I oh no I don't have an extra one in my life that was
last round you had an extra you're such a piece of shit I next to one my stash
I'm the imposter. I'm the imposter. Oh, there we go
What do you need a red card?
You need a red card. Do you sip water?
Here we go. Oh wrong button. No, no, don't do it. Oh, maybe this bad boy
We can find what what's the drone do again? Can't we look for stuff with this? I
Oh, draw we never fight, draw we never fight, draw we never fight, draw we never fight, draw we never fight.
This is where we come, this is where we come.
Draw we never fight.
Oh, I got him, I'm taking him out.
Ooh, ooh, one weiner point, one weiner point.
Oh, the weiner championship, weiner off, weiner off.
I'm getting under him, I'm going up.
All this guy's weiner game is good. Oh, I'm out of weiner. I'm out of I'm out of weiner juice
I'm out of weiner juice. Okay guys follow me
Follow I'm coming. I'm coming. He's the assistant to the team leader. I'm getting him team leader access for a second
These would be in Tim we're getting blown up by bombs. Oh
Oh, it's not where I want to be come back up. Okay. Thank you assistant to the team leader
Come back up. I know where to go. I don't think you do
We have to just loop random things. Yeah, right of me. I know where to go
Come come come one-pound fish one-pound fish very very good. Yeah, one-pound fish very very deep one-pound fish
Finding all my good stuff, and I think we just keep going this way. What does it do? Oh, I'm the boss from the bosser
I'm the boss from the boss guys. I'm the bossy
Session imposter among us alpha
Guys, I mean, I mean I'm in a mistake
Guys, I made a mistake
Guys, I made a mistake. I
Made a mistake, but oh you already grabbed it. I mean, I made a mistake, but I made a mistake, but I'm nowhere to you guys
I have nowhere to you guys. I was the imposter for a second
You were just witness a second. I was the imposter. I was the imposter. I was the imposter
Was I'm looking for the red key card out here and then come back in I said green one
Is there a blue BR poly rifle on the ground?
Oh because I had to drop it because I found stuff that was more expensive. Why can't I keep this?
I don't want to take that
I got it, but do we have a drone wing key?
What what what?
Drone wing key drone wing key. Let me see. I've got a axis. I
Think he wants a Twinkie. I think fatty wants a Twinkie
Fatty wanna Twinkie
Fatty want Twinkie. What is all this loot? Where are we right now? Oh, I told you
I just got a purple planet. Hey, hold where you guys at?
Okay, I'm looking for the red card
Actually, I think I know where to find a red card you guys say put you guys say put I'm gonna find one
What's a conquest is it something
You get out of here guys is the conquest good oh
My gosh, I don't even know what to do right now. Yeah, I thought I was trying to turn y'all
Oh my god, I have the largest clank as I've ever seen in my life
violating me right
I'm not dying. I'm not bad. I never died. I never died
You always die. I'm always I
Never die you just
Oh my god this fucker says he sounds about something good again. I swear to God. I
Just found the sniper. I
Hate you so much
I want bad things to happen to you good good. Oh, I got another green card shit
You are a piece of shit, you know
No.
Not a 5-bit naked car, boys.
Peanut.
Peanut, you should come see this sniper, I guess.
Oh, you found a sniper?
No way.
You should see this thing, bro.
No way.
3.3k sniper, Peanut.
That crazy.
See?
You're a lucky dog.
You're a lucky dog.
I know.
I know.
It's pretty, pretty crazy stuff.
Ooh.
Wow.
Hey, hunch, why can't you find stuff like that?
Fuck you.
Nice. Because of your antics I can't grab my fucking device.
Now I stole your device.
You'll steal that too.
I don't need that.
He's got me a red card somewhere.
There's gotta be, there's gotta be!
I'm telling you, there's gotta be!
Why can't I not?
There's no way there's not!
Oh, you can't pick that up?
Nope, I can't pick it up either.
See you son of a...
yeah you son of a bitch I just stole three grand out of you and we're the
big car dad you know I told you I was gonna get you back guys we are running
out of time five minutes and 45 seconds we still have a red card we're gonna have
to make our way out of here no we're fine in this red car we came this far I'm
not leaving I'm not leaving without the red card well you can die down there
my shit it's a fuck away from me ten I'm following you now bro I'm following
the loophat. Here are the red conjans on the roof. Hold up now boys I might be
honest something. I might be honest something here boys hold up now. Are you
sure that it actually exists? Are you sure? Yeah I had one. Hold up guys. No I'm not lying I'm not
I'm fiddling.
But I think I done seen it.
I think I done seen it.
It's right there.
Five minutes remain.
There I see it.
Unless that's what I already hit,
which I think it is, because I believe
the hunched out right there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is what I already hit.
I can't bring it back in.
Or no.
I think they disappear when you leave.
And you can find one red card.
I just chat. How do you find a red card there? Let's go to chat. They don't all
I'm four minutes. That's fine four minutes is more than three minutes. Okay that right now
Yeah, we should probably leave. I'll be in shock
We see here, how do we how do we go outside?
Um, but I found a purple card, okay, okay, that's not red, but it's a card
I'm very proud of you
There's an extract right here
Each shit and I and yeah, well, I'll love guys. I'm looking for the red card. I
Think I see is one right here. Oh
Oh my god, we have the guys, she's one of them, I'm not even joking.
We have three minutes left, I don't know how to leave this.
I think I got one, I think I got one, I think I got one, I think I got one.
Well peanut, we're stuck in the building, we can't even get on this building.
As hilarious as that is, sir.
Fuck you.
I'm getting this red guy.
Oh my god.
Hold on now boys, hold on now boys.
Oh I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I actually have it, I actually have it, I'm not even joking.
We're out. We're out. We gotta go back. We gotta go back. We gotta go back.
She said he's saying that's the best. Give me the sniper. Give me the sniper. That's the best loot. That's the best loot.
I'd rather die.
Come on, boys. Come on, boys. Pina, you're running the wrong way.
What? Is there a way in from here?
I don't know, but like, I don't think so.
Hey guys, we gotta go back to where we came in at. Over here.
Yeah, we're, no. Right here where we are.
You just said, I just said if that is a way in, you said no.
Oh my I hate you guys so much. Holy shit
No, no, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. No, I'm going
Coming I'm coming
You keep these cards you keep these guys guys guys guys. Let's be let's be very carefully. Let's be very carefully
This game. Oh, yeah, I gotta get to you. I gotta get you now this game whenever the time runs out
There's 60 more seconds with one more extra. Remember that yes, I'm a hundred certain
Get outside get inside get inside come on come on come on
Thank you, thank you sure okay everybody got healed or except me. Yeah, we're gonna go go go go
Pick me boys quickly. I hope this is worth it, bro. Oh my god
Okay, we need to remember how we're going straight. I don't know where I'm at. Oh, there it is. There it is boys. Come on. Come on boys
I
Down and left down and left is how we get out
Oh
To purples to purples
There's literally nothing
That was absolute
You know peanut. I mean this genuinely with all sincerity. What that was fucking terrible. I got $5,000
What the hell are you guys talking about? It's just random pathing was more impressive than that. I got $5,000
Let's go. Let's leave
Okay, okay, okay
Fuck you guys. I got $5,000
What did you get I got two purples one enzyme replicated and one Zeno biobzine
I guess it was so it's really just one one chest in there essentially but we
left half the containers apparently according to my buggy leaders did we
I have no idea fuck it guys what's a restricted extra what does that mean is
that something oh my god we need another red card wait I have another
record yeah I have another wait wait wait how do you guys just do that I can't
wait I've got a red card no I don't no I don't guys we're fucked guys guys guys
listen me listen me no listen me with this when this when 15 seconds is out
we run towards the last section you understand you understand that's our
only hope it's our only open 10 9 8 7 6 get through the middle get towards
We have a higher chance to be next to it. Oh my god. I know I can't get up there ready ready ready ready
It's your source of the map. There it is. There it is. Oh, right there
Go go go go go go
Go go go
Oh
No way had she stuck are we so serious
Here's an easy to get up. There's no way to get up. He's walk
Oh
in a real player
what
there's no way the stupid fucking
guys 17 seconds
17 seconds inside the extractor
ahhhh
kill his ass bro, fuck you
fuck you you piece of shit
fuck you, fuck you, yes
yes
Oh
No way that guy was camping the last extract are we so serious
Oh, we don't see you do that guy was I don't want to call it cuz it were pretty you know, whatever
But you know just things that right there
It's got you right. It's gotta be it is God to me
Oh, that run was crazy.
That run was insane.
It's the craziest run I've had so far.
Who is in the last extract with 28 seconds
and isn't going to the extract?
That's got, there's something going on right there.
There's something going on right there.
That guy was up to no good.
That guy was up to no good.
Apparently that was a scam.
But yeah, same, I don't know if that means anything.
But like, same, same difference.
Same, same, but different.
I wanna look here at just stat lines.
Okay, Peanut left with six, I left with seven.
Watched left with eight.
So great run overall.
Can I get a little flowers here
for the runner eliminations in this game?
Excellent range, excellent range.
I had six.
Hold on, wait a second.
You have what?
I had six runner elims.
I had seven six seven six seven.
You had zero.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen, that, that run was that entire run was like when we were yelling at each
other and Hodge was knocked, right?
That was all that run.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You did good.
You did good.
I was in the same game, bro.
Holy shit.
I'm telling you, I'll say it before I say it again.
I always thought of you as like worthless and fat and, and stupid and horrible.
But today I think of you as my friend.
Hi, okay
Wow
Good good, that's why I clutched up because finally it could soon be a french hat, so I figured that that's right
That's right. You did great in their champ. You did great in their champ
Is the EMP grenades good? Does anyone know? I haven't used them. I don't use grenades in any games
Yeah, I have so many heals. I have so many heals
We do yell LeBron James and their names.
Okay, Triggy names are different.
I don't, that's like the first game I've used in Agen.
That's because you guys have to.
Yeah, you don't really have a choice.
Um, okay, okay, okay.
Did we do our class?
That was a fun map.
Now I see we do that map again.
I'll tell you we only do that map.
Yeah, that was a good map.
I gotta be honest, when I did that yesterday,
I didn't love the map overall,
but I think it was just kind of like,
I never, I mean, I only played it twice.
You know what I mean?
Do we have a quest on the map or no?
Our quest for that map.
What's that map called again?
Yeah, it's out plus right here, right here.
It's on the green one.
Do the, do the, the Sucky Gucci quest.
Oh, that's to unlock the final thing.
I already did that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do Sucky Gucci, do Sucky Gucci.
I already did, I already sucked the Gucci.
I already did it.
He's a pro.
Holy shit, one step ahead of us at all times.
Hey, where's Sucky Gucci?
It's on the green, it's under the green.
It's the first quest called Sucki-Goochie.
Got it.
It's to unlock the Sucki-Goochie.
Alrighty, I'm ready.
Let's do a second.
I'll look for 10k kit.
Let's do a second.
Let's do a second.
I'm not ready.
For Sucki-Goochie!
No, Tim, you better bring that sniper in.
You're not bringing the sniper on that map.
Hell, no.
This is a close quarters map.
You got your mind?
True.
I am bringing a 2k AR, though, like a very pricey AR.
Aww.
Well if we get another sniper I want it.
And if anyone takes him I will kill you.
Well, but see the thing is, I think I can speak for Tim here.
Tim, you mind if I speak for you for a second as well?
Yeah, go ahead and speak for me.
So hudge fuck you.
All right, so.
Hahaha.
Hahahahaha.
Uhhh.
Listen, I told you I was going to hit you back, bro.
And there it was.
Yeah.
No, I've been looking there.
Am I right boys?
Two days.
Mm-mm-mm.
It's all right.
I'll get you back.
All right, well that doesn't make sense because I was getting you back. I'll get you back
You know, I'll get peanut back too. Well
What what happens really doesn't make sense to where you said because we were getting you back initially
It's fine. I'll get you back. Hey Tim. Would you mind talking for 10 more minutes without writing up?
Yeah, I got I appreciate that. I just can't find a day. Oh, that's what I look for. There it is. I
Know heels already. I'm too fast guys. All right. If I get like that one
I can't live
These kids are actually we're kind of stacked right now. You know peanut. Whoa, you broke. Oh, yeah
You have $35 course, what are you doing? Yeah, I'm just trying my hardest balls. I mean this is going to balls
About to get your money up
Boss, I'm sorry boss. I did
I'm really trying my hardest boss. I just I got I'm doing my best
so
Try sucking me. They ain't good enough. Okay
Jerking my shit. Have you tried firmly planting your hand on my shaft and moving up and down
Because fuck you. I'm doing great and I don't need your approval queen. I don't need your approval
All right
What that?
Let's ride!
I can't believe that guy was camping in the last axe fall bro that was some of those rat-like
badger yeah I was actually insane
oh we get it we get a car right here boys I hear right here right here right
here we're getting that pace early we give it the baby early boys so you're
Just looking for those little towers and those are random peanut. Yeah, so there's one this one here
I know there's one this one's in the house where where you clutched up last round
I don't know where any other ones are but it's also a ton
I think that's where you get the the red ones and the other color cards you just get on like this like greens
You find everywhere on deaths and stuff
What are the car ones for what that no, that's what it does I
I know, but I don't want to explain it to you, Ted Shill.
What a guy, that's a great teammate.
There's doors and stuff in this game, right?
Like the one we went through to get to that elevator you guys left me.
Oh, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep!
Got him dead.
He went left there's no one that's I'd left for him tight luck
It's much close
Yeah, they're talking I don't hear of you shot us first. Can you hear him?
You why can't I hear him?
Could you guys hear me in game? Can you guys hear me? Yeah, I hear you. I can hear mr. Pean
Is he talking right now
Yeah, he is
Would you be sorry if I didn't kill you? Oh, wait, wait, wait
Oh, I see it. I see why I see why
Got it fix it fix it
I got ya! I got ya! I got ya! I got ya! I got ya! I got ya!
Got me Zayzen! Get outta here!
Here's one of the key ones!
Why can't I finish this guy?
She ain't stinky.
You guys good?
Oh!
Oh, green card! Green card!
I got an orange card and a green card.
I'm almost there.
Right?
You got there's a 16 slot back back here.
Do you want it?
Yes, I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
I found access gears going but it's green.
Yeah, green, green, green, green, green, green, green.
Make sure you grab all of them.
All the ones you can.
You close your door real quick.
I got a 1K.
I want to get you.
Not worth it to me.
Oh my god, are you okay? Let me give you mouth to mouth. Oh, please. Oh, please, please, please
Thank you sir, thank you sir
You're a good man. I love you, bitch. I
Was right here you see this so whatever you walk up to the door. There's there's colors for the card
Yeah, so I just put my green in he's put your green in yeah, put it in put it in
I already did it's in the top. There's okay. I want to put a green one in
Okay, oh, yeah our super door
Okay, so it's all iron okay
What
He's stealing from us he's stealing from us
You guys clink is clink is clink is
Not a move is this thing see
It was just with the thief drone
It was I got it. It was over here
He turned his dad good work
It's shooting from yet
So I know but someone definitely knows we're in here with that so
Oh would you stash like with the thief John? Does it automatically go to that guy's inventory?
Do you have to fly back with it? You have to fly back with it. Oh gosh, that's okay
I'm hacking the mainframe
Don't worry guys, don't worry. Hey did he steal an M7 assault rifle from one of you, huh?
You got blue one, huh?
No, not me. Oh wait oh he saw it from me!
He saw that! That was mine! That was mine! That was mine!
I swear to God, I swear to God, I just said my inventory.
He stole it from me!
Wait, the guy stole P.S. gun.
He stole my gun!
I swear, it was 1.5 something K.
It was 1.5 something K.
Yeah, I've never seen it.
I don't know where it is.
You give me that gun back right now.
I mean, I would give it back if I saw it or I-
You give me that weapon back at once!
I don't know where it is!
You said that once!
Immediately!
He actually stole my gun!
You will have, you will have, you will have hell in the bank.
I want you to know that.
Your day of reckoning is coming.
If you think you're at your highest moment of touch, I will be there to snatch the weight from you.
Going up wait
Oh, well, I thought we were killing the last purple guy down here. Oh
Hi, I'll be fine
I read ride why is my purple like
Flashback
No, don't die to your car just too fast
No you to be the imposter and go to the vents
Be the imposter be the imposter
Oh my god, are we so serious? Oh my god
the guy that we didn't first wait what go back go back hey rezz where do we go
back to I have no idea I remember I opened this door we were over this way we
were over this way and then we went through this way we came in right here
we came in right over here right here right here this is where we came out
right here oh my god we don't wait no it's not what we hold up we came in oh
my god this place is amazing I mean we were somewhere around here I know I'm
Well by the time you get down there they're gonna take you for a shit god.
Maybe we were, maybe he was down here.
It was, it was somewhere, it was somewhere, that's for sure.
Left, wait left, I see, I'm looking at your screen.
Oh right here, right here, right here, right here, all right here, right here.
Hop on, we start to the left, right.
That's the dude that we let live for all that shit.
water
Before the carnage walking in hutch walking inside your friends, mr. Tam. It's time to avenge him inside no, venom
Oh, let him play that shit. I got you both
Take that hooligan
Take that
Tim there's a vent. Well, I didn't know that shot. I don't know this man
Thank you guys I am back with nothing they took everything where the rest of team go
Oh guys I'm getting pummeled by clankers over here I'll be okay okay please give me my guns
Nothing
It's one of my guns
Oh all this stuff the way
I just got a red and a yellow car from those guys good work
This guy took my hot
Move that box that has all the stuff it's me. It's not just stuff in it John quest LMG is yours 1000
No, no, I actually have my weapons. I got my guns back. I'm the only thing I'm missing is one thousand one hundred
Score all right. Well peanut took it. That's good. Hey, what'd you wait? What'd you have? What'd you need?
Just my course. I got you. Yeah, you know, I also had a day right there right there
It's not my right really right there right here right there. What do you write here right there?
right here right there right here right there there you go you guys thank you
room I've got one red card I'm putting it in now we need one more red and one
yellow oh my god I'm getting violated I'm being violated as we speak thank you
So big boys, big boys, you guys got one of these one
You guys got you guys got yellow to red I may have something I got nothing a good work team
My god, oh my god, oh my god
no no no no no
don't cook that fast
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Oh, kid
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
I couldn't even see it
Let go!!
It's cool!
I couldn't even see where I was here
There we go
There it was
I'm rich
I'm rich
I want you boys to know, it really helps me out that you guys go through this door thinking
it's a continuation of the room, but in reality it's just a second door that opens, allows
me to have more time in this room to loot.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate about that, about that, about that, about that, about that, about that.
Fuck you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, well, okay, you're initiating this room.
I've got 9.8 gay. I'm gonna be a B scan you could be skin. I have a $4,000
Pistol I actually think is fucking insane by the way and I got a weapon mod that
makes people explode when I kill them whoa
wait there's another with that it's got a purple implant v4 chat where's the
The feeding UESC with the expo has a chance to generate credits
Whoo
Just going to his area and he's probably no actually most likely I'm head not over right now
Where is he where is he where is he? Let's get it. Let's get it there
Yeah, you look how silent he is
I'm scanning I'm scanning I scan to be scared
You know we're right there
There's actually a lot here we go. I'm going I'm coming. Yeah, I got you boss. I got job. I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm coming
I got you, Bows!
Good work, Bows! Good work!
Hmm...
There's something, something.
Is this thing shocking? Serious?
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Ah!
I-I'm...
Oh, I'm dead.
No, don't die, Tim. Your cock is too girthy.
Oh, these guys aren't good! There's a thousand of them!
And that's what I'm saying, they're purple archers shit!
They have these.
These are really nice.
Holy hell!
Really, they've got some goop?
you
you
you
you
you
Why do we even revive this guy?
I'll see you next time you tell me to let him die.
Loot and stop that revival.
I'm going down, I'm going down.
Okay, that took all my shields.
Oh, boy.
Wait, where'd you guys drop it?
Oh, right here.
We left the pinwheel.
Wait, how the hell?
How'd you all do that?
We went through the thing that you can leave.
That thing was coming up and we jumped out.
There's an iPad on the frontmost part of the wall.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
He came how you doing I'm not sure yet. I'm so figured out so piece together
People are saying that we're missing the final room in there somehow final room. Hey, is it another room?
Is that the thing that we just saw that the key we needed because we didn't have that key
We need a win key
If you look out for a wing key, that's what we need.
I wonder if you find that in this map.
Hudge, you found it last raid.
What color was it?
What did it look like?
Word.
Word.
We're not to the streets on that one.
Jeez.
Got it.
We're not to the homies and cell blockade.
Being in jail, son, is all you can do is masturbate.
I was needed.
I didn't find it. I said I needed to find the last red. Oh, I
Don't know you're stupid and ugly
Okay, that's a very nice chicken's ass. I that's that's a very nice to say a man
Hey, what is this a summoning your unkind man? You are
Who's some gel score?
The scanning thing is kind of sweet the feasibility. Mm-hmm. That's awesome. Wait no wing keys
There are two buttons on each wing of the room. Wait, there's
Why percent the room with red and yellow keys big blue door? Let's go back up there
I feel like I hear shots at our house. I still bro. Do you have a shield charge?
Um, you go. You all give me some of my good ones. You go to go. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
We should we go back up and take a look for it? No. I'm getting sucked. I got the most.
I got the most. As we do it quickly, he said that we come back in and look for those buttons.
down let's do it let's do it we got to go right here I don't think you must have
the keys we're gonna do the garden one I have the key but you got the key okay
we'll take out the key to get us out we'll take this one then how small all
of you boys are we taking one is a hundred and seventeen meters and seven
was 55 because I think that one might be inside the cameo okay mouse that's
yeah yeah leave the thing into the ball slacky all right leave the thing into
the ballers the team leader okay please don't hit that button until I find my
natural way up there yeah absolutely absolutely my fat ass fell so you come
on up boys water's fine give me you drove me up okay I oh wait hold on
Robert I'm going to get I'm going to get really quick well let me get hold on
let me get you guys a little step in stone right here boys there you go
and you get get on up there and I'm being shot and I'm dead all right okay
all right event okay then all right okay all right
yep rock it in boys check it up to be oh my god rock it in
you see me see him he's dead he's dead he killed me bro he was in busy running
I
Got him I got him I got him see a little sticky
Which is Amigo's ads?
Look around boys look around. I don't know this guy is packing this guy is packing heat. I don't know if this guy's a rug
They's actually pretty poor pretty pretty
This guy's got tons of shed. Yeah, they're all worth like $400 a pop
I
Usually that means he's a solo
Rich people I know you guys
Let me get you guys up here because you guys up here. Oh my nevermind my drone is gone
That's right your own good luck
Please stop moving it. I'm not moving it. Stop moving it
How can you not moving it now move it?
Thank you, Tim.
Welcome up!
Welcome up!
I said, how are we going to get
the search drone storage
when we say that I can steal from, uh,
isn't Tim?
We got the key card?
I should, here.
Good work, Tim!
Beautiful!
There we go.
So that's these, by the way. Here, look at it.
That is that's what that does
Yeah, the orange ones
Orange ones I
Grab that maybe we can keep it up to the red or something. I don't think you can't you can go away. I'm not sure
You guys want to do like a human centipede thing only late yes, sir, sure
I'll be the live leader obviously you don't know how to do it all right okay all right all these are some delicious fish tacos
I thought you ate it.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Good work out there, boys, good work out there, boys.
That's you, Sammy, boys.
377, you guys robbed me of that game.
Holy shit, that's oh, yeah, well, honestly, yeah, I have a lot of stuff that that was a good game. That was a good game
but I say
Wait hold up, wait a second
Wait, what is that? I have a superior key for $900. Does that mean it can go like just access any door? I
Don't know. Is that what that means
We will say the thing went away by the way just for the record
So what do I do?
With it we that's for the in-game map
Cryo map card
That's for the map that's not out yet. Oh my god. I'm keeping that shit. I am keeping that shit
She's not keeping that
I'm keeping that
Give me a second. I can organize my group. Thank you. Yeah, I'm sure you take your dad. Thank you dad
Thank you that big man. I would think the zero dollars it doesn't have an icon called the standard profile premium rewards pass found sir
I don't exactly know what is it? What is that? I don't know
So it's something the battle pass or something. I don't know what it does
Keep it they say keep it
Okay, you go to the battle password even all right, I'll do that later. I gotta sort my goop
I got a room or a horny boys out. Well the good news is I'm Marty ready
We're good. Urglations. There's your legs up huge run last right man. Yeah, maybe because you got nothing that last
That's why you're ready.
Ohhhh.
Yeah, you gotta buy that.
Let's clean that up.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna hit the ready button while you guys organize all of your money.
Um, yeah.
I think that's uh, yeah.
That's exactly what we're doing.
Good.
Alright, let's ride.
What were you looting last year?
You did that nothing.
You guys were just fucking robbing me.
I don't recall doing that.
But, but, I do think we should go in the video and do that wing thing.
thing. The only person I robbed is Peanut and that's it. We all just take a moment of silence and
give me my flowers for being able to hold my diarrhea poop in for the last two hours straight.
It's actually really impressive. I appreciate that. And you know, dedicated to the hashtag
ad, not using the bathroom during... I appreciate that. I appreciate that. It's very, very respectable.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you, boys. Thank you,
boys thank you boys we really think about the logistics of that is actually
this is Fox my boy thank you brother thank you my boy thank you my boy
this is you the big boy good man good ah man thank you my boy thank you my boy
you talking about burgers I'm bringing today sweet spicy bacon burger
Mm-hmm. Absolutely divide this fries were soggy now
Through those out. They were I usually I usually can withstand a little bit of sogginess
Way too soggy way too soggy ruin the whole thing. Do you even try microwave them?
You'll be 20 meters from the time grown grapple you can move across the whole map
Yeah, I know I know you don't just hop on top of it
You can gobble into the pinwheel through an exit Ben
Well that'd be great
That kind of seems like super game-breaking I don't think I don't know if that's true I
I don't even if it is really left maybe or something I even if it is
I don't know if it is true though. I'm going to get one guy.
It's an open vent you fell through earlier. I guess that would make sense but that thing
was really tall. I don't know if my gravel can get all the way up there. We could hop
on the drone. I've thrown each other off. Going up. I don't know. I don't know if we
should do that. I don't know if we should do that. Tim, you are the only one not ready
to help. What happened to the hole? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. By the way, we
You didn't even do the such a huge equalizer.
Yeah, fuck it.
Look at you broke bitches with your broke bitch inventories.
Maybe, maybe, is this like maybe last raid?
Uh, maybe.
Yes, yes.
No, what?
Guys, we didn't even start until 50 minutes late.
This is not last raid.
All right.
Well, for the sponsor segment it is, and we can play some more after.
Uh, yeah, but I mean like that's what I'm saying.
This is not a last raid.
We gotta give, we gotta do the wing thing.
I don't know why yeah, you gotta do the wing thing. Okay. Well, I let's see what's in the wing room. I
Want to go in the wing room. Oh
Wait, oh shit
Oh
Yeah
We say
You know, I'm down to sound as long as you guys want as long as I'm gonna two-hour nap before my next dream because I didn't get much sleep
I have to I gotta go
Realistically I could probably play for like another 30 45 minutes
What could you possibly be doing?
You know, when I don't typically stream on Saturdays, this is usually the time I spend with my son.
What a pussy!
Get off, kid! Grow up your own way!
Ignore your son and play with us!
Come on guys, ignore your son and play with us!
Core memories, I guess you can take a new one. Oh, come on. I don't recall a single memory from before like the age of like
14 all right, buddy. He's not gonna remember any of this shit
No, I remember like a house I lived in
He's not gonna remember
And sit in my pool you sit you fool
Entering yeah and drink beers drink beer. He's not he's not gonna make it to the night shift
You look cool. Yes, that's cool
I bet you leave your shirt on
Oh, it's a shotgun, it's a shotgun, it's a shotgun!
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him!
Lock him, lock him!
Where are they?
Are you right here?
Oh, he's one shot, he's one shot!
No, no, he's dead!
I killed another one up top!
He's a bit more simple here!
I see him, I see him, I see him!
Damn!
I got you. I got you. I got you. I'm going after him.
here I don't know how to get here nice yeah I don't know whether to what is
voice I don't know either thank you thank you very much
That break.
Another team.
Another team.
Oh my god guys.
We gotta get the hodge.
We're gonna come red.
Don't wait.
Another team.
Outside.
Red.
Careful.
Yeah.
Figured.
I got the copper head I got the copper head
What's the comrade do the copper head it's the weapon I use with this is he good?
I knew it was so good. It was so good
There he is right there. You're right. You're right. You missed him. You missed him
No one got one
He has a shotgun he has a shot
Careful Peanut they're good. They're all running shoddy so you gotta one shot them all
Why I don't have a self-reverse
I'm a drop on you right whenever this gives up
There's one guys guys this is a whole different team these comms would have been good
It's a whole other team right there. I just lost a copperhead in a second
Guys I was reaching for the celebration button
Because I had I thought it was the same team to which I just killed the first one and finished him
And he was on the ground bed in front of me, so I killed do more reach for the celebration button and buy
I am the whole other guy the celebration button go off while you're getting killed. No, it didn't it now
You know, I'm gonna do it you I'm still gonna celebrate because I'm proud of myself
Yeah, you're gonna die, believe it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pino, wanna wrap up the hashtag ad
before we go into our next one, bro?
Go ahead.
What?
No, what?
Why are you talking about?
No, you don't wrap your ads up.
Guys, he started 50 minutes late.
We did it.
Okay, shut up, shut up, man.
I'm not gonna hear for an hour.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excellent, man, excellent, man.
Maybe you did.
We did.
I'm wrapping mine up myself.
I'll be back.
I'm leaving.
OK.
Guys, wait, hold up.
Wait, guys.
Wait, guys.
Guys?
I'll leave you to sit.
I'll leave you to be in.
Well, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
That'll happen.
you're going to have some
goodies couple goodies couple goodies we wait for our friends to return
here we go
welcome back welcome back thank you I
hey hey Tim I usually rely on others to wrap up my ads cause I don't really
Oh, you don't wrap. Okay, my bad, bro. Can you tell me what you said so I can say it? I just basically said, bro
Thank you, mayor. I said the previous two hours here were the sponsored portion just to be legally clear with everybody
Yeah, I'm saying okay, and we appreciate them working with us over here and for everyone watching and listening
To check out Marathon now
I had a pin thing at the top and they were able to click and find a more info on it for stuff like that
This counts for mine, this counts for mine, this counts for mine, this counts for mine.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
What Tim said, what Tim just said.
Second that.
Thank you sir you're a good man, you're a good man.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Samesies, Samesies.
Ditto.
Ditto.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
I love you bitch, I love you so much bitch.
Never gonna stop loving you, bitch
All right, let's get out of there boys, let's get out of there
It's not it's not a rock and roll. It's how we can serious keep running out of these fucking beds
It's insane. I got so many beds. That's right
Two three that should be enough. All right, I'm ready. I'll choose to do this thing
I forget some kind of feel like I'm forgetting some but fuck it
I'm bringing a shotgun bro that team all had shotguns and the difference that makes is unreal. Yeah. Yeah, well
I did I was cooking I got two out of the three
I just didn't know there's a third when you are
Using it. I don't have a use it a ton. I'm bringing one in this time. Are you ADSing or is it just hip? I?
ADS 50% of time. Oh, no, let me let me let me take a look at these things. You're asking if I ADS right?
50-50 okay
Either I am or not. Okay, so let me know if you have any other questions. All right
Let me give you any of the questions. I have no idea. I think when I'm in a panic
I don't if I'm calculated if I'm like a snake in the grass, okay?
Like a gargoyle on a baluster, but I'm real not made of stone
I'm aiming in but if they're coming in hot if there's guys falling down from the sky on top of me
There's guys behind me. There's guys below me. I'm on top of a guy
I mean then I then I'm just gonna panic and I'm just gonna I'm gonna start shoot
I'm sorry blast. I'm gonna start blast. Yeah, I'm just gonna blast. Okay. I'm just I'm blasting. I'm blasting
Yeah, I mean it is a guy. I mean, yeah, I'm just starting to blast it. You're just blasted. I start
I start yeah, I I shoot all the guys that are all over me in the face
Mm-hmm. It's like what all the guys are coming in
Behind you. Yeah, I'll be coming all around you're just blasting them right
The reason I win is because I have accuracy.
I shoot those guys in the face while they shoot me like on the thigh.
You know what I mean?
Oh!
Okay, that makes me...
Yeah.
So I need to be really accurate when they're coming behind me and coming inside me.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Let's RIDE!
Let's RIDE!
You was ready for a great raid?
Yes as the team.
Yeah well now you are the team.
You can say yes.
Yes!
All right let's do it!
Hello? Hello? My cat is on my computer. Auto? Auto.
and I helped the dergillations scamming
Oh my god this guy this guy this guy this guy this guy this guy got him down
I said who's like I like he said down he said now I just shot a boss good work
I don't know I don't know but I don't know how'd you get in here champ buddy
Outside? Outside, one dead. Did you get in here?
Yeah, welcome to shitty walk, how can I help you?
I don't think I said welcome to shitty walk, how can I help you?
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
I think one of my favorite things that Hudge does is when we know there's a third person coming
and he's just dick deep in the fucking loot. Like, I hope you get knocked. I do.
guys free kit free kit didn't have much
Unfortunate man
Unfortunate didn't have much over here guys
What even bother checking actually because I mean it's just disappointing. What do you what do you had?
Did not have much did not have honestly nothing if I could be so
If I if I could be so frank with you guys nothing is what he had nothing
nothing
Nothing. Holy shit. I'm gonna kill so many people. I
Just got guys. I just got a new shotgun and a thing called a Quinn tap HBR with
$3,300 and it shoots two bullets at one time. No wait
The two yeah two boys
I mean well, I got the silver house. I brought this in oh
Wait wait this guy had a shotgun. I picked it up, but it had like the red lettering on it
What what happened? Well, it's like gone
I
Don't know
I don't have it in my inventory. I don't know
Well says that this Boston here drops a purple a rd. We want to try it or no
He's dead, he's dead, I killed him.
What the wait?
Hey, can you rest him while I loot?
I got you both, I got you both.
I think, I thought when the shotguns, I thought when the items had the red lettering on them, it didn't disappear until the round was over.
I think you're right, Pete.
Yeah, I'm telling you, there's a shotgun around here somewhere and Hutch doesn't have it.
I think hutch just took my shotgun perfect. No, I didn't take nothing
There was a shotgun in the ground here. Did someone grab it?
I
Know
Yeah, I think you dream that you had that I miss you saw let's receive
I
Got two suckers one one they're probably the one that I got the first time
I
Was the one with the red one I already told you about that
It's just gonna come back to me cuz it was my
I do it! I do it!
Hey, hold on!
I'm gonna stay on the ground, dropping it on the ground.
Bump to your head, bump your shotgun.
I should have let you take it out for me.
Fuck.
This guy is very powerful.
This guy is very powerful.
Oh, I'm going in, I'm going in. He's on fire.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, no, no, no.
He's taking all of me.
He's taking it all.
He's taking it all.
Yes.
Yes.
No, you got the good one.
Wait, wait, wait, why does it work more?
Wait, hold up.
Wait.
And I'm not playing around.
I need a second to look at the attachments.
Don't take my shit.
I need a second.
Hey, guys, hey, no, seriously, guys, I need a second.
No, seriously, guys!
HUNCH HUNCH!
Seriously, hunch!
Hunch!
HUNCH!
HUNCH!
HUNCH!
Let me...let me have a second...
You gotta be actually just f**king me, hunk.
I...I hate people.
Yes, dude, I needed to drop it on the ground to...ad nest attachments and he just nuked
it.
He just nuked it.
Superior leg is planned.
What is that?
I'm ready to leave me after spending for a short time signing makes you invisible
Okay, yeah, he just yeah, he just took you to see that shit right off the purple thing
Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight
I actually hate this guy so much
I follow me boys
Hey guys, should we leave?
I've got oh i've got 14. Yeah, let's leave. Let's leave
We walked into one room and we're walking out for that good
Yeah, but he took the property off of it then through it on the ground like trash
Take that robot
yo there's a blue tree actually we attempt we guys just think about we're
gonna attempt a hack what is this hacking the mainframe
how does that work for you buddy I have no idea I am the team leader oh I
hacked it oh no I did oh I had to wait how do I get over to you guys you guys
I'm a hacker. I'm a hacker.
This is a good map. I don't know why I didn't think it was a good map when I put the instrument. I got some stupid
Stupid ugly
Okay
You're fucking peanut. All right. You're a hell is that supposed to mean you're a legume. All right, buddy
The hell
I
Eat you for breakfast, bro. What you did? I bet I bet I could list off 50 food items you eat for breakfast
And I'll get every single one right
The ironic part is I actually love peanut butter and I've been eating it or so that's my food
So every time you eat peanut butter remember I shit that out. Okay, buddy. It tastes fantastic. I'm glad I'm glad
I'm glad
I'm activated the X-Files.
I'm activated the X-Files.
I'm activated the X-Files.
I'm activated the X-Files.
I'm activated the X-Files.
I'm activated the X-Files.
Is that a real person?
Oh no no no.
He's dead, sir.
Good work!
Purple!
Not good.
Little bit of healing.
It'll be a healing nice
I'm pretty good read boys we who is the most up I want to flex on somebody I have 14k
That's what you got
14.8 K I'm 14.2
All right boys, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Um, but you take that deal.
That's a damn good deal.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can work, Steve.
You know, the worst part is he's gonna try to shoot me and he walked in front of them.
Oh no!
I had a weapon!
I had a weapon!
He was dead!
Him got knocked, he was trying to move away from like bullets and walked in front of me and they just head shot at him.
They head shot at the fucking shit out of him.
Well, well, well, that happened!
That happened!
Oh my god.
Let me remove my, let me remove my, my,
let me officially end my ad.
One second.
You officially end my ad.
Here we go.
Taking out the letters A and D.
Hi, guys.
Who is that?
Who is that?
That's my wife.
You don't have a wife.
You don't have a wife.
You're lying.
why you lie about the ads over how bad did I get you when I stole this guy from
you
I'm gonna climb up you back a little oh shit you were climbing up my bag hold up
wait give me a second I got that way how do I oh yeah we okay okay all right
okay I'm good okay I got it done okay okay all right um yeah actually fuck
yourself but honestly mr. Hodge I'm not gonna lie to you it could be worse
look at Tim that guy died and lost everything the last two seconds of the
rain okay it could be brother I want to feel bad once I think I do yeah I think
I do and it's gone I still hate him okay all right wait did he leave wait no
way you want these years okay I'm gonna feel bad I feel bad oh I cannot
bad songs and 11 and 11 and left it all right let's ready up guys it's gonna
I can hear it. I can hear it. I can hear that. I can hear that.
Alright, I got a marathonc.05 prestige key from that right?
Key data secure location uesc.marathon
Um, yeah, I don't know what that means.
Cryo archive.
Oh wait, I can cryos the map that hasn't been released yet.
Alright, I'll hold on to this.
Oh yeah, that's the one you stole from the guy's son in there, isn't it, Golden?
Yes.
Yeah, I got one that's purple.
I actually hate you so much for that. I actually hate you so much for that.
Red Dried!
I want to die.
Yeah, brother, that was...
Man!
I don't even know what to say, like, that's not even...
That yeah, that's just a blood shit that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen now
I wish I would have kept his shotgun up
Rock ammo. Oh, did I read the wrong amulet?
Hey, I read the wrong amulet
Okay, well guys, I don't have a primary weapon it looks like so
Yeah
That's okay, that's okay hutch
I need you to kill someone for me with the ammo type I need and then Tim
I need you to die two seconds
I
Do it I need I need I need heavy ammo. Oh
Yeah, you already know no one's running that yeah
11 11
What's the plan for the night game we don't arc um for the night yeah
Um, I don't I really have a plan. I was hoping to get around and just play a random shit
I'm so down. I'm so down. I'm dick around play random. Yeah, I'm kind of off the
This baby, maybe just like a week or so, but I'm kind of off the just man run one game time shit
I'm kind of I'm kind of just trying to play whatever the fun. I want to play
Yeah, we yeah, we've got we've got
anything I said this I said this yesterday if we get an update where it's
like I feel like there's something to work towards new arc whatever I feel like
it will revitalize me but until then I'm just kind of like blech well I mean it
is fun for a couple hours every day because you're killing but you're right
there isn't anything to work toward is in the word to it's not like even in
Marathon you can say whatever you want about the game
I'm getting excited fighting these gold keys and this that the other like that. It feels like there's chase items
I'm not really I'm
Timbers is standing here while I'm getting right winged by
I am killing them. Okay. Okay. You sure you are big man. So you are big man. I
I'm down for arc. I'm down for apex. I'm down for super battle golf. I'm down for burglar. No, I'm down. Sorry. Yeah, yeah
I'm down for I want to play I want to play some burglar. No, I'm tonight. I'm not ready. I'm down for anything
How did these guys just keep coming like how are they still coming? Did you come and get coming?
Oh my god, we gotta get the Tim stat. Yeah, there's so many buttons. It's I'm just pressing buttons
I
We guys you can come in
You know the pinwheel thing that we can go into the keys for yeah, you can do it without keys from this specific side
What will follow me for me boys? Yeah, so what you do what you do?
he is
Is um
Like a lot you I never did this we tried doing this, but I never did it
There's like box. Oh, you're right here right you see this you see others for red ones me. Can you pull me down a drone?
I don't have it for 48 seconds. There's a chance this look like you can use those four red boxes
Yeah, there's four boxes. We have to destroy nearby and those will turn green whenever we hit them
So there's these boxes on the wall. Oh, there's one right there. You see it right there
Yes, if you shoot that and then bam look at that. It should turn green or
Whatever color this map. Yeah, I told you I played with mr. Zekra
Well it helps when every single person in the entire lobby is created the game
Oh my god, she's also a great cypher location. My goodness. You gotta find three more boxes boys. Oh
Watch out for the fireman. It's a fire. I do want to grab my red key
We're ready to run. You see a red key
I
Is that one down there?
Where?
That's the that's one of the devices. Yes, that's yeah, you get you get a key from that the master key
We definitely need that for the inside loot spot. So I should be grabbing
Okay, you want you to grab that while you go look for the boxes
Is it the floor on fire right now?
If I jump, will I die?
Maybe.
Where do these boxes find?
What shields?
I'm not seeing any boxes.
Damn, can you fly your drone and get me up to the man?
I got a lot of them.
Pass the box.
Oh my god, you're just too stupid.
Door below me?
You fucker, well, you know, it's good. That's good. I need to ride back. I need to ride back. Good. We're below me
We're
Give me a second. I gotta grab it first do not come do not come
How are you I see a box
Got it
two down two down a lot harder than it looks
good you on yeah I'm stuck wait you say I'm too fat I think so
there's a drone shoot my game was good they actually drive it free I'm dead
I'm not.
Naked people are regular right now, big man.
Oh my god.
Take a look.
There's a minute.
Like 17 robots just spawned on me.
I got you big man.
Don't worry brother.
Oh my god.
Oh, I thought that was a bad guy.
Poor Tim.
Everybody come here. I got you.
I have no more heals.
I
Guys we need two more boxes. I'm actually gonna turn that gel stuff
Need two more boxes
It's a square there's a box
That is a box
Nothing gets past you P. Thanks. Nothing gets past you. I don't know how far away they get spot. I found one right here
that was pretty far I don't know we're how far we can be fine we use my drone
oh that's a genius idea you could think it could think it oh boy oh boy yes I
wait Tim use your drone use your drone I just use my drone and I'm dead again
I see what I see what oh my god
Holy shit
I'm coming
Oh come on come on come on the hot one yet inside right there your last one. That's it. That's one of their friends
Yeah, that's the other one. We're down to a down
Drunk it
I'm going for a hot rod on touch bro. Just get your fucking vote for a hot dress
Hot dress suit about a hundred
I can't believe I got one of them
There's so many clickings
That's why I was scared to go in there.
Any, any of the other guys, bro.
Yeah, there's too many clickings!
Ahhhh!
What, EBT card score?
Got two, got two?
Unfortunately, this guy had, like, nothing.
Did you get it, dude?
I just threw a grenade on myself and I thought it was an ammo pad.
Good work, good work.
It's gonna get better Tim, it's going to, I promise.
I think I'm still bleeding, hang on.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull out my drone again.
I'm gonna go find this last box first boys.
Don't you worry, you've been count on me.
Put your faith in me.
Hotcha Tim, put it in me.
Alright, here it is.
Let me put it in you.
Put it in me.
put it in me okay it's in oh by the gods wow this faith is I've never seen faith
this is massive oh I lost connection with my drone I flew too far well guys we
find last box without a drone so this is just to get into the building that we
Yeah, yeah, it's a free way of getting in it might be better just do the paid way
I mean I can do my drone in a second
We see five one more box. They're quite hidden. Oh, I see it
Whole time so now we go back up now we go back up
Right here
You guys know the ad is over I'm gonna take a shit out of this round.
I just want you guys to know that.
Alright.
I think this is gonna be my LG.
Oh.
What?
There it is.
I'm gonna spend some time with the wife.
You don't have a wife!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
Oh, what a treat.
What a treat like.
Take that, Clanko!
I'm calling more Clankas because I know that's what you guys want.
I would love to find more.
I'm calling more, I'm calling more.
more clankers more clankers inbound
let's get him oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my goodness oh my
good way from the loop you with the loopy bastard oh i'm dead and i'm dead
help
oh wait he's gone
here we go come here
Not good. I'm dead. We got just new people here. We're people in here. No, this is a good
P. I'm coming down. I'm coming down. I'm so back. I do not have a self. They're
on basic. Why, dude? Why did they keep coming? He's
nursing me. He's gonna first week. He's trying to suck me. I got you, boss. I got you,
boss. I'm trying to crawl the hutch. I'm almost out of ammo. Guys, I just hold
I'm not bringing ammo into the raid thing, kind of fuck me.
You been able to munch?
No.
Perfect.
That shit I'm gonna put on the knife.
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I got you, chief.
Hello?
I'll be taking care of you.
It's like another round gonna come up.
We do like, you do like-
Yeah, there's another round already here.
Oh my god, oh my god!
RUN!
I'm running with peanut.
Oh my god, real team, real team, real team, real team, real team!
Got him down the...
Hey, you got me, got me, got me, got me, got me, got me!
No, you got me.
What the hell? You got me! You got me!
No, you got me!
You got me! You got me! You got me!
I got a level box! I got a level box!
I'm stuck!
We need that!
You see 12 heavy that's MIP rounds. That's the nipple rounds. I need heavy
I'll take those two
I've had the over here on me. Oh
We just a real guy real guy real guy
There's another real guy we got what were you guys doing here? I'm sorry about my friend
Who are you doing here?
I don't know how to get to you guys so be careful there
Yeah, you really turn their volume up. I barely can hear him
I will be let me go by saying too quick. I got let me see what you guys do you turn the player volume up
Hmm
No
Wait, no, I can't turn the volume up
But I can turn everything else down and then turn my main volume up. I'm gonna make everything an eight
Except for voice chat volume
And then just turn up my main block. No, I'm gonna be getting seven. I'm gonna do seven
Hey, I'm dropping heavy and then max out my money an actual good primary. Yeah
No
I need you I did not grab anything that was not me grabbed it. I grabbed it. Whoo the day
Fuck yeah
Hell is this I've looted it so from peanut. Okay, I need heavy ammo. All right of that ammo
Oh, yeah, I'm putting key cards into the key card thing as you speak. I had no key cards
Okay
Oh
Miss you
We have you my boy, I used my master key. Oh, the master was
Yeah, I'm a week and I'm a week and I'm a week and I'm a week and I'm a week and I'm a week
Oh
I literally had no room for any of it. I was just clicking and clicking and clicking and I know room
You've got to be fucking me. You've got to be fucking me. Wait, wait, check you say we keep missing something fuck you
fuck you you're missing a chromosome that's what you miss and fuck you hold up
guys we gotta find the wing we gotta find the wing thingy we gotta find the
room what why is the room right here the thing everyone's saying we keep missing
it this big-ass blue door those two things access tonight access tonight we
all know let me see let me see what's going on let me see what's going on this
People are saying we have to get in here. How we get there you need to press two panels Chad is saying
Wait, oh wait, oh you push the left when I press the right one ready?
Okay, three two one now
It's access tonight
It's one of each one that all I can do
Okay, wait, I'm going to the right wing
We all come with you
And where those where are those?
Did you see me doing the red?
I mean, Chad said that at the end of the wings, so I'm assuming if you just, like, run this
way, maybe eventually we'll find it.
Maybe.
One right, one left.
Blue room, column right side.
Wait, blue room.
Wait, I'm in a blue room.
It's funny because you're trying to tell me, but I've banned left wing and right
wing of my jet that I go too far I don't know I don't know I just tell me go
back okay I'm back too far inside bottom floor bottom floor something jumping
Wait, I see a panel. I found it. It's a vent shaft. Yo chat. Are you guys fucking serious?
Hey, what's going on? I mean hutch do you not understand at all what we're trying to do right now or do you not at all, okay?
Yeah, so basically
So what that what Tim was trying to say when he was trying to relay the information to hutch while hutch was listening
I was over here listening to both and when Tim was relaying information to hutch which hutch
Unfortunately was not receiving that information that Tim was trying to relay
Tim asked me to relay the information and now I'm gonna go ahead and pass it back to Tim because I was listening
I have no idea what you guys talking about
Guys I know where it is I know where it is look at this you know how one of the wings is blown open
Think about it. It only could be the drone in the center guys room right near the fence guys. It has to be the other two wings
It was here it was on the column. Oh my god
Well, we go check out the door see if you press it. Did you press it? I got a poop in his
The drone will come in. I have to poop in peace. We have five minutes. We have five minutes
Wait, I gotta go. We're the locks release one of the locks guys
I'm trying to do this. I'm doing it
Okay, okay, so it's got to be this other way on a column. What do you look like?
I don't have a more my shotgun. I'm fucking dead. I'm leaving your people wait
Oh
My phone in the box, I was gonna see anything because I was gonna steal it behind this
Even I was gonna steal all those purple things
You can do that guy you can do the guy I'm gonna go get this
I should know wait what am I saying fuck you you don't do that guy what the hell
Hey, I'm gonna be honest this guy has nothing oh, okay, you can leave that guy then all right guys
We need to get to we need to get to the next spot. I need all the nipple rounds
I have two nipple guns so if I'm out of nipple rounds. I'm no fighting
I need nipples. I need nipples. Okay, it's over. I got double nipple guns. Now. Where's what does this thing look like again? Oh
oh my god it's a panel on a wall okay panel on a wall exactly like the thing that we were
hitting oh your dad's backside last Wednesday okay got it all right yeah guys okay look for
something that has a little poop on the left cheek but it's still enticing I don't think
We got time we got time we got time we got time
Where is it in here? Where's that one? Where's that?
Very back keep going back. Okay. Hey, how you doing?
No, that's this thing that's this thing
That's this thing, that's this thing.
Oh, why would my chat lie?
Well, unless it activates both.
Wait, Hutch, can you show me the activated both?
Chats, I know.
What?
What?
What's going on?
Guys, I'm holding in so much piss and shit.
Someone start talking and tell me what to do right now.
I've, I've, it's over.
Wait, go back?
Wait, I found an office.
I think I found it, I got it, I hit it.
Good work, good work, good work.
It's just standing at the door, gonna get up.
Most likely, most likely, most likely.
That's why I'm heading back immediately.
That's why I'm heading back immediately.
There's no way.
He, look at him, he's not even talking.
He's not even talking.
Stay put!
Stay put!
Hold it back, go, hold it back, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, it's back here, it's back here.
Oh, it's a whole wing, guys.
No, we don't have enough time for this.
Guys, it's a whole wing, look at the map.
It's a whole wing.
Actually?
Yes, it's like a whole new wing.
Yeah, we can't, we don't have time.
We don't have time.
We gotta leave.
Let's leave.
It's that whole thing?
Oh my God, bro.
Well, now we don't wanna do it next time.
Yeah.
Hutch, run, run with us.
Come on, run, run.
It was.
You don't need to spend time with your wife.
She's not even real.
is my algae how much we just figured out how to do it please one more yes we
are here we are I'll do one more of such as one more I'll do one more punch as
one word well looks like well hutch just think about how many people you're
gonna let down if you get off right now think about that I'm saying you about
that for saying guys guys is hutch gonna let us down we'll see I guess we'll see
I guess we'll see I guess I guess the boss and I just play
We'll see I guess. I don't I don't know how to get you guys. Uh-huh. He's jump right here. Come on down
Oh, wow
Where's the extra?
Should we just wait for the final or is that chirping?
Oh, we can make it. We can make it. We can make it. Isn't this gonna hurt us though? Yeah
I missed it's gonna be a cool nose go
Everybody's gonna go. Oh my god, Peter. You're crazy. How'd you get that nose go? No, I missed it
Now everybody's probably thinking Peter. You're such a piece of shit
I can't even look over at the checkers play the fight. I can't call me peanut always
Oh my god, someone just started calling it.
Someone just- wait. What?
What do I think it's an auto call? It's an auto call.
I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him.
Holy shit.
Be careful. Tim, oh, so when there's two seconds left, I need you to die, okay?
Yeah, and I'll never be able to meet.
I wish I was losing this run for the record.
I got so much cool shit.
Oh, we're being sucked! We're being sucked!
What the fuck?
God.
It didn't work, boys.
It didn't work.
Punch, punch.
Listen, I have to piss and poo no matter what, but please, God, just play one more.
I want to go in that room and I want to see what happens.
Please, play one more.
Think about all the people you're letting down.
Fuck you, ladies.
Are you here?
This guy is going to let us down.
He's going to let us down.
Think about the difference you can make in humanity right now.
You guys are the worst.
Think about it. Think about it. Think about it.
20 more minutes with your wife. Who cares?
Damon? The boys? That's forever.
That's forever. Think about that for a second.
And Tim, I know you want to go hang out with your kid,
but he's not real either.
So we got to get back in there.
We got to get back in there and show him where the boss is.
you decide right now we do it or not let's do it oh oh says the team okay
let's do it then guys I will do it if I just call it
please please say yes please okay okay okay I'm gonna get my kit ready
yeah my kid ready I got my kid ready I'm gonna go to your seat I'm gonna
see you say I'll be right back I'll be right back
If I put on music and you guys want to you guys talking I mean
I'll be that will probably be talking, but okay. Just maybe just do music. They love you know
I know the bungalows love music, so
Little bit of music a little bit busy. Oh, yeah, I'll be right back. We're back
Oh heartbroken you think you'd be if you just left okay guys
I
Have returned I have returned
Wow, that was a cleanse that was a cleanse that was a cleanse I
Feel reborn. I feel reborn guys. I am bringing an out loud deluxe
3.256 thousand dollars sniper rifle all along with a enhanced
WSTR combat shotgun 2.589,000 all nipple rounds all nipple rounds. I'm telling you what
Bring a lot then Pete. Oh, I'm bringing a lot. I got two and a half rows of nipple rounds, buddy
You know what?
Freakin you better be at your own. I'm gonna get another one
Well, I'm oh, I'm not a bad. You just shit so fast
Yeah bro, did you just launch it out of your ass?
Did you just open your ass like a fucking just gaping hole?
It just fell out.
Maybe you guys are just not as dedicated as I am.
Okay?
Maybe you just don't want it.
Okay buddy, because I, from the time I've been a streamer, I have trained meticulously
The muscles around my rectum can be controlled one by one at will.
I can start pooping, I can stop pooping, I can grab a poop as it's sliding out.
I can flip it and land it back in the hole.
Like a cigarette.
It's our last rate.
He's telling his fake life.
Do you have a good day, Peter?
No.
That's how serious I am about my game.
That's how serious I am about my game.
Do you got a good day? No, that's how serious about my game. That's how serious I am about my game
You gotta go and it'll change your life, bro. I don't know. I know well
You'll never go back
Nice here's the plan use the plan we grab those master keys and we grab as many keys as possible
Then we go hit the full boxes hit the main room then hit the way okay?
Understand
Break!
Uuuhh!
Alright!
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
Yo, P, are the master keys, are those the flag ones, things or whatever?
Like the little flags?
I'm doing my hands off!
Oh shit, my bad.
Those are the ones that are in those containers, they're usually on the roof, but they can
sometimes be inside too.
Okay, okay.
Look at this! Look at this secret room! It's got keys!
Immocrate?
You guys, look for as many keys as possible. Let's cover all the rooms!
These clankers fucking die.
There we go.
Gotcha.
Don't we keep a peep on the roof?
I'm not seeing any yet.
I'm out of here.
Y'all want?
Yeah.
We're good.
That's the, that's the broken in part.
I'm going to go hit, well I should, I'm going to leave for my drone 138 seconds
and I'm going to hit the buttons.
You just got out of like a random chest thing, right basically?
Oh, fire rain, fire rain!
No, I got it from like the beacons so you have to like, wait for it.
Oh, okay, okay.
It isn't real.
Touch to the north-west.
This can catch up.
Where are you guys at?
You on the fire rain?
Oh, no, no.
We're like right next to each other just inside yeah, yeah, we're lovers. Yeah, I see you guys down there
Lovers being lovers the lovers lovers shots. Hey, you know, I should go kill them
Oh, so I know that there's one of those master keys on the other side
Shoes firing cuts out and the more we kill the less people in red. Mm-hmm. Well, holy shit
That's why they pay you the big bugs that's
Mm-hmm
Hashtag it hashtag genius
Your whizz is firing is that hashtag small dick here ready. Can you knock it up? Good good. Oh, I think I hear it easing up
That was gonna work. It's good work. It's gonna work. It's gonna use your time. Maybe if you go challenge. Good work. Good work
Right
Let's go kill those people
Mm-hmm. No Tina sniper is incredible
I
Think it's in the roof
I quite go was that lit up
The eyes of my baby's building right here. Yeah, I agree. He literally got one shot by me
On the boss on the boss
You know the right here the right here on me. Oh my god, they're insane. They're insane. I'm gonna die
I
You knocked one
They were pretty good
They were pretty good boys
I'm walking on the left. I see him. I'm going in. I'm going in
Knocked him again. I think I heard him on the right. I think I heard a door
How you doing, Mr. Silly?
Mr. Silly, what are you doing here? Mr. Silly, what are you doing?
What are you doing here, Mrs. Lee?
What are you doing here?
Crazy, crazy.
I got him.
I got him.
I got last.
Die!
I think there might be one more.
There might be a rest.
Oh my God.
These boys are packing.
They're packing.
I got a master key.
I got this kind of ass.
Oh no, they're all dead.
Okay, cool.
I have one of the orange keys.
Supply clearance code.
Wait, that's a different one.
Yeah, me as well.
as well they were packing oh they killed another team as well here our hutch on me
two bodies are here three bodies are here oh that's nice interesting
Tim you have a shotgun already i do have a shot of yes oh
Oh
Yo P got nipple ammo on this guy if you want it my man my man that nipple ammo is what I want
Then you put my whole titty in your mouth
Hey, don't burn that ain't I've done that
No, I think I just make a bomb
20 minutes
I don't know
Shit, that was me
There's something something I know you gotta find those cards. Oh
It's firing again
100% like this is not what we're looking for right what we see I dropped it that
I can't tell if that's yellow or orange.
It's like, it's yellow.
Hey, there's a room over here.
We need those.
We need those too.
There's a room over here.
It takes one green and two oranges.
If we can find the green, we can open it.
There's most of them.
I have an orange as well.
I think you already made a room.
No, no, no.
Come over to meet him.
I'm coming.
Yep, coming.
Right here.
I already packed full of loot you want you're gonna put it in oh shit
Put it in put it in put it in I put it in but it's it's gonna go first. Oh all the good stuff is on the right side
No way, I'm just kidding. I just came I just came oh
Man I gotta get to that right side first. That's where all the good cities
I hit him once. I did.
He's getting away, he's getting away. One bad host staircase.
Oh, good, you missed it.
Oh, I'm gonna die, I died, I died immediately.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Oh! No, I'm dead, bro.
He's still revived. He's pushing in.
He's coming, he's coming.
I'm helping, Hutch.
Self, self, self.
Self, I'm helping, I'm helping, I'm helping, I'm helping!
Fuck it!
I first did one that was on the stairs. I know that for a fact
You see that sniper did you just see that sniper?
Yes, I think so I think so
Shots, shots coming in.
Uh-oh.
I rest him, I rest him, I rest him, I rest him.
Be careful.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh, do mine.
Yeah, yeah!
Good job, Peanut.
Thank you, my boy.
Tim, come here.
What, what?
Yeah.
I'm just throwing a drone at you.
Oh, okay, got it.
Did you have the last key card?
He's guys were for sure geared the guy down the stairs is it crazy? I'll say that I don't know what those guys are up there
I'm looking at one of them right now
Actually like I thought they were gonna be a little or I mean based on how fast I died, but
It does have a few shots for me, that's nice.
It does something, something.
Push up a vibe.
Self-res on this guy too, if what do you need?
Whoosh, I mean nothing.
Nothing at all.
Literally nothing.
Don't worry about what I was about to say by the way.
Alright.
Okay, good.
Good, glad we're all on the same page.
Hey.
Purple robot on me. Oh, shit
Here we go
I'll get over here. I look good. We're good boys here. Thank you so much for asking. We have the other key
But I see fuck this we got to get to the pinwheel and do that thing it's a whole reason we play one more
Not fuck this. Just give me just give me one second in here
We will get I'm pissed a dope button fuck fuck fuck fuck
He's in the, oh my god.
Well, okay, all right, okay buddy.
Well, here he goes.
Here he goes, here he goes, there he goes, perfect, perfect.
Actually fuck yourself.
Actually fuck yourself.
I can't believe he pulled that off.
What a piece of shit.
No.
So we should have known he was being too quiet,
probably shouldn't have.
Okay, the only time he's quiet is
As a burger down is going he should have a hundred percent seen that coming we should have seen that coming. Yeah, yeah
I mean two green cards up here for the for this door. I
Have one green card two reds and a yellow. I've had no cards at all. I have no cards
Oh, I thought it because my good card
All right, that means we have two green cards now
You got a P. Oh, yeah, I got it. I just got a guy
I'm putting it in. I'm putting it in. I'm putting it in. Oh my god, it's in. Oh shit.
Oh shit, you put it in. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. We're doing it, we're doing
It's bound in this bound in must are hacking it
Hacking the mainframe
Inserting myself into the mainframe overcoming the firewall firewall overcame
You don't need any more teams.
The cyber is way too powerful.
You know, it's not even a, it's not even a, I don't know what they're called, but when
you go boom, Chaka Laka.
Boom, Chaka Laka.
Yeah, it's not like that.
It's a boom, boom, boom, boom.
No way.
So you can use this close up too.
It takes two shots to kill someone and one shot to thirst them.
Wow.
Mm-hmm. I probably want to kill him. Yeah, that may be. That makes sense
I'm gonna see the water
Hey guys purple on the right
Hey home
Fuck. Guys, there's a blue right there. What's that? I'm going to...
Dammit.
Alright, you see the...
You see the pads?
Straight to the pads. Straight to the pads.
I never saw one, so...
This is Tim. This is on you.
Well, okay.
I don't know what they look like.
You can't it's a whole wing
Okay, there's a lot of answers to that, but I feel like that was a random claim or
I
Wait why on the right wing I was right way. Yeah
I keep running into these claymore traps, and I'm gonna actually freak the fuck out. Oh
Got him got him. Yeah, that's what we came from. I think
I don't know if I should keep wasting this time to ammo all these guys.
I wasted a lot of ammo right here.
That's gracious man.
All of you boys.
Take this slow, no.
Okay wait.
This is our first time oh
I got it. I got it. I found it. We're pretty good at this boys. We're pretty good at this
We don't need any keys right I don't know we might at the end. I don't know
Did they have to keep these keys?
Yeah!
Or should I open up this door then?
I don't want to look to myself.
I just found a random thing worth 4k.
Okay, I hit my side. I hit it.
Wait, boys, I did!
Now we go...
Door open.
This way.
Oh, die!
Gotcha.
Nobody in?
Headshot headshot
The lock salvage
I
Wait, this is the room like this is where we were trying to get it. I
Don't know oh
Man, I don't know. Oh
Man is the only you know found the only thing with a purple in it
The reason I can tell you that is because I have my fucking scanner. Oh, man. I don't know. I don't know
I could be good, you know, you never know. Oh my god
I need help guys. Oh my god, please
There's a boss up there wait we got to kill the boss
The boss up there where I started fighting the world
Who I said we go with my son
the game. No, I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it. No, I have it. I believe you.
That's unbelievable to me. Good enough for me. Okay, look, I'm here. Come here. $6300.
Where's the boss? I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that
What does that mean to you guys, yeah, there's two gun I got.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is that?
You see that?
There's two shots in the box.
Oh, 4,000.
Where's the other group?
What are the boss even have I didn't see nothing oh peanut already looted no I know I did it no I did
Dude he's too fast man. I just can't even keep up. Yeah, I
Didn't take anything
Yep, DJ's guys. I asked you didn't take anything fuck both of you what the hell stayed on woohoo guys
I actually didn't take anything from the boss. I
Just can't believe it. There's no way
We're ready to go
What's your guys loadouts maybe that'll be the test
Well, what are the key room wiki room?
We
Your load hour
Yeah, not much
Guys guys guys guys wait we're not done yet. We're not gonna get we need a command key right now
I
I appreciate one of the colored keys because I think one of them is called the command key
Yeah, the nuts loadout value is 23k and Hodges AT not true. It's 26.6 now guys we need to command key we
What what colored keys that is the command key these yellow or something not that room it's on the boss
I
Get it off the boss
We guys we get a key of the boss. I
See a key here. We'll grab it. It's not a command. It's not a command key
The supply has if you take the command key. No, I don't have a command key
scanning
But we should we kill the boss?
The boss have a different boss than the other ones.
Hodge is already looting the key room.
No, I'm not.
I looted a separate key room.
I looted a separate key room.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, we need- guys, did anyone loot the boss?
Yeah, I didn't have this.
I didn't have this.
In five minutes.
No, I don't think so.
I don't even know what the boss looked like.
I feel like I'm playing fucking among us with you both your chats
Oh, if you weren't just sneaking away and be an orangey orangey appealing and sometimes just one
All right, let's leave. Oh, I
Can cure doctor
Let's
I can't believe you guys inventory. I'm only worth 5k.
Fuck you guys. I've got 26.6 thousand mechledoos.
Things are looking pretty good for the buggy later.
I will not lie. I cannot tell a lie.
I'm Johnny Apple Longbottom.
I
Have you got it here?
She lives to eat I
Hope for this someone jacking the meat next to the extracts we can all die because we have a key to the extractor now
Already tried the new arch burger
So short answer no, um wait master clearance code
Is that is that open the door? I
Don't use command clearance going needed
No, I don't think so I don't think so I don't think so
Alright, well I have the X-File one now. I have the X-File one
So that's that's what I just got. Oh, then let's get out. Oh
Lost it's right there
Oh
I use my grapple
I can pick you up. I can pick you up besides don't you worry drone inbound
I'm so hot on mr. Hunt hop on on
Your can't you chariot awaits
It's chariot awaits here we go
Here we go
You go work on their boys
That's what you guys I have no ammo
Like if someone starts shooting this GG also, I'm hiding right here, so I don't die I have 20.5k
I've got 26.6k
I got 5k
Hey, actually
Hey, you doing good? You being for real? You know what? You know what?
Take this, take this.
I have 15k fuck off. I was thinking if you were gonna give me anything after taking all that shit
No, okay
Now you're not getting nothing, now you're not getting nothing, pal!
Liar!
I guess, I guess you can round it up, I'm 16k.
Okay, this is where I got shot and died last time, I hope it happens again.
Me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too!
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
I mean, total monetary value there, we're looking at what for the voice?
I mean, fucking 50?
I think even more than that, I mean, we're just 60k, 61k or something.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Damn, bro.
That map is sick, bro.
I think we're at a hot chat with 40k.
Well, you can literally see right now that Pia has 15k and I have 13k.
Guys, I got a thing called a deluxe railgun Voo Zeus, and it uses that ammo type that I haven't used before.
The white thingy, the little credit card slider?
The energy?
No, it's not energy. It's like a new type of ammo.
Oh.
Exactly. Just like that guy says, boner alert.
That's a good weapon.
I'll be honest. At one point in that raid, you said, we're going to need a key.
And as you said that, I was swiping that one room with one red, two yellows by myself,
I tried to eat some colu and my heart dropped. I was like, oh
What you know, I didn't have a blue
Apax that's where I fucked up. That'll happen. I
Think now is a pretty good time to tell you. I think I saw one on the three people we killed in the beginning
That's right. That's right. Well boys, it was great play with you man. It was fun.
Fiji's boys. I will see you in two hours and 40 minutes. Yes sir. For the late night
stream
Hi, Timmy see you guys. Bye. Bye pain. See you tonight. Have a good one. Have a good one
All right boys, I'm getting up. I'm getting up
This concludes part one of part two of slurs Saturday
In two hours and 40 minutes will be back on. I don't know what we're gonna play it could be anything
could be Marathon, could be Arc, could be Apex, could be Gnomes, could be RV there yet,
could be Battle Gold, could be anything, could be Wet Pig Simulator, mmm that's the one
where you don't watch it dry, you just hop in, it's a deluxe edition, it costs a little more.
Um
That's just not all anymore guys. I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I love on just like you guys. I'm on I know we all love
I know we all love on I will say I I
Agree with my boys. I wish it was something to work toward. I wish there was maybe a new map
It's still really fun. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong very fun game. I just I
Mean, I play I play the game eight hours a day and I'm out for me personally
Any game you're gonna play eight hours a day you gotta have a lot of content there
So there's nothing on them nothing on them of course nothing on them of course, but I play these games eight hours a day
So yeah, I get through it pretty quick and then and then it's just all just killing
All right boys, all right, I'll see you boys later
I'll see you. I'll see you. I'll see you boys later. I'm I'm gonna go now
I'm gonna go get a burger and pass out. I'm actually so tired. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night
I'm gonna go bread to get a burger and pass out
Good night, everybody. I think we'll not well
Like I stopped really good night
Not good night per se unless like you're in one of those
those weird countries at one of those hilarious countries where everything's
weird like Alaska it's always night time but like Australia I think
Australia is always night time you want to get hold of I gotta do one thing I
gotta do one quick thing I only one big thing
hold on please here we go here we go here we go
hold on give me one quick second boys give me one quick second boys one second
and there we go okay okay okay all right okay all right all right
Good evening, good evening Alaska is a state that's right sir that's right good
work out there good work out there I like to see that that's why I like to
see the chat that's why I like to see the chat all right good evening good
evening everybody good evening good evening yes I'm getting back on in two
hours and 37 minutes will you back on for the late night slurs Saturday game
Go to the evening! Go to the evening!
I'm going to eat a burger and push up!