you
You
LET'S GO!
IT'S SLURSED SATURDAY YOU FUCKING-
LET'S RUN!
LET'S GO!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh
Are you buggy ladies doing on this fine slur Saturday gentlemen?
Hopefully swell hopefully swell hopefully swell hope you guys enjoyed that marathon earlier
Let me tell you gentlemen. Let me tell you I know a lot of people won't believe me, but I'm not
Talking to those guys. I like the game. I let the game. I had a great time. I wish I'm not gonna lie to you
I want to say anything because I want to piss off the sponsor guy, but
That entire time that diarrhea. I had to take was making me feel sick as a dog
Sick as a dog. So hopefully that was still fun for you guys. Hopefully that was still fun for you guys
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I tell you I just I just put it up mr.
Arch because I saw that mr.
Mr.
Hunch and mr.
Drack were playing with who were playing with the night mr.
Hunch mr.
Drack but
But we're doing a party game night. We're not playing orc all night
We're gonna start up with some arc and then I'm gonna ask you boys. I'm gonna ask you
Boys
What we should play that could be Marathon that could be a pegs that could be
Furgling those that could be our be there yet that could be battle go that could be whatever the shit
That could be whatever the fuck that could be the other thing that could be something else that could be the thing
in my bar that could be the what's in the car that could be the thingy doogie I
don't know not fortnight fuck you not fortnight not fortnight you vote for
that I'm banning you
oh see guys point on Tarkov guys I'm not gonna lie to you boys I'm not gonna
lie to you I love Tarkov just watch the next time but I'm talking to the
Guys that were here before arc raiders came out. I know a lot of you buggy ladies are still here
Still still riding still riding what I will say talk of is a very
Nice
Group of gentlemen who like that type of game hardcore is shit
nothing but suffering nothing but pain so
That's not gonna be probably included on party game night
Can be included on party game night could be a horror game something could be a horror game or something
And by the way, I saw some people talk about, oh, you know, he doesn't like Marathon, because
he's on Arc right now.
I very much enjoy Marathon.
I actually would probably, right now, I'd probably play Marathon over Arc, just because
it's not really much to do at Arc, and I've kind of already done it all.
Not saying it's not a great game.
It's a fantastic game.
So I even say they do anything wrong.
I play eight hours of games, video games a day.
It's probably hard to, pretty hard to keep up with that.
Pretty hard to keep up with that.
It's honestly mostly on me, because of how many video games I play.
I know you guys overall enjoy art more than a marathon. So we're gonna be playing some art to start off the night
Also, also, I didn't go get more silly juice. I didn't go get more silly juice. I
Accidentally forgot I took a little nap, but I have this thing. I don't even know how to read it
I genuinely looks like let me know if you guys recognize what this is. It was a gift to me
It looks like a a witch's glass potion bottle
Okay, it's it's got a bunch of cursive writing on it. I'm trying to find something that I can read
mmm
Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey if he ever that doesn't but what is it though?
finest bourbon in the world comes from a single barrel
Blantons the original single barrel bourbon whiskey is that is that I
Was told this is nice by the guy that gifted me it. I was told this is this is the good stuff
I heard this is a good stuff right here. That's a good that's a good stuff. That's a good stuff
This was given to us by mr. Yoni, you know, and he's in the chat sometimes very kind man very kind man
So that's what we'll be sipping on and I hope you don't get a little too crazy
Hopefully don't get a little too crazy
Oh, let me pull my oh my god. It's got a little horse on the top. I even noticed that it's got a fucking
horse with a jockey guy on the top I don't really drink fancy stuff you guys
know how I do you know how I do it by voodoo but I forgot to grab some so I
pulled this out of the pantry let me take a little let me take a little
poor I don't know if you guys can hear this
why not that's that's pretty quiet little sipperouski little sipperouski
little sipperouski hold up little sipperouski boys cheers boys cheers
Cheese, cheese, grab your drinks, cheese, boys, cheese!
Ah.
That didn't make me wanna hit a baby.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
That didn't make me wanna punch a hole through a wall.
That's kinda smooth, dude.
What the hell?
That's good shit.
What the fuck?
What that that
That's nice stuff you were right about that. That's the first time I've shipped that as first of my ship that that's some nice stuff
That's a nice stuff. I did
Holy shit. Holy shit. I was waiting for that. I'll wait for the oh
It never came it never came
The nectar of the gods boys the nectar of the gods
Let me get the gang. Let me get the gang. Let me get the gang.
$100. That was $100? Jesus Christ.
Jesus. Oh my God.
That's why we stick to voodoo rangers.
It's very good, but that's why we stick to voodoo rangers.
Alright, let me see here. Let me see here. Let me take a little peek.
Oh hello everybody hello hello I'm a drawer I'm a tad late I do apologize for
my tardiness boys it's not acceptable it's minus four you're gonna have to
punish me I want to have to wait I'm gonna have to leave for a little bit
But why we why we tell line if you're getting fucked for being tardy, I don't know. I want to be party
I heard your drinking, so I started drinking that one. Yes, I ran out of silly juice, so I have a
Hey, hey, what was it called again?
Blantons, my bugger just told me it's good and it is good. It is good.
Good man, Boomblans.
No, no, you got your name on it.
First off, you cannot say Blantons called Blanz.
You're talking about a Kentucky Jimstone right now.
Blantons is one of the top shelf, one of the best whiskeys ever made.
and you are lucky to be gracing your lips with that Blanton's.
I want you to understand that.
Now here's a cool part.
You see that?
You got to keep that horse.
You see that horse at the top?
I see the horse, boss.
I see the horse.
You better keep that horse nice and safe.
I'll keep the horse safe, boss.
OK, that's good.
I'll keep it safe, boss.
We'll let that happen to a boss.
All right, good.
What letter is on the horse?
Wait, is it like a puzzle? Can I solve a puzzle?
So if you can spell the name Blaine each...
Tea!
Yep, so you have the tea.
So if you continue to drink Blaine,
do you spell the word Blaine's, you can send that
to their facility and then they'll send you like a plaque,
I believe, right, Chad?
Or something like that.
Holy shit, really?
It's a whole thing, bro.
Blaine's is like a...
Is tea rare? Is tea rare?
Or is that one of the common ones?
You see...
I think I have a tea.
Oh, then it means nothing to me.
Oh, well.
You mean nothing to me.
I think the rare letters are B and A.
B and A?
OK, got you.
Got you.
OK, B and A. All right.
OK, so T is a common one.
T is a common guy.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Church went out in excitement.
You guys ready to rumble?
So ready.
So what's the game plan tonight?
I have no idea.
We just ride the wave.
I think we just ride the wave.
I I say we hop into a game of arc and if right after you're gonna go play another game
We do it. We want to hop in another game. Oh, we go play another game. I we do I say we do whatever I say
We do whatever the whole night. We're gonna take this week. We just just know though
They take us that's where we will go. That's where we will go
That's right. That's right
Oh shit I still have the marathon.
I did too, I did too, I did too.
Fuck, fuck, I don't know.
Hold up, wait a minute.
There we go, fuck's matter, fix it, I fix it, okay, we're good, we're good, okay.
I changed it, I changed it, I changed it.
Let me see you boys, you've been advised.
Here you go, big man.
You know what's the label on your blends?
What color is it?
Like a TANNIS color.
Well, what's it read?
Can you read it to me?
Well, it's all a wizard cursive.
This bourbon whiskey dumped on stored in warehouse,
individually selected, filtered and bottled by hand 93.
Proof.
From barrel number.
normal bottle? What? No, no, no, there's different, there's
different ones. I was just trying to figure out which
planes bottle you had. It looks like a wizard potion. It looks
like a wizard potion.
Yeah, wizard potion. It was a gift. It was a gift from Mr.
Mr. Yoni. Mr. Yoni.
We got you a great gift. That's awesome. He's a good man.
He's a good man. 92 boob. That's a great guy.
I
Know yeah whiskey I'd collect whiskey I'll send you some cool bottles
Is the whiskey come in the bottom
Okay
I don't know. I don't think so. No. Okay. I've been gifted to I don't buy fancy
alcohol, but I've given I've been gifted to fancy alcohol that one and then I got
this tequila where it rings a bell on top where you can go ding ding. Yeah, exactly.
It looks like a little circle at the top. Yeah, I still got my pantry. I can't
I'm not I'm not I mean that's too expensive to open. I'm just like this
I'm gonna give you to my grandchild.
I'm gonna give it to my grandchild.
That's awesome.
I was told it was like 500, is that?
I mean, 120 that's drinkable for a game.
Yeah, are you talking about the tequila?
Yeah, I thought it was like 500.
I don't know how much it is.
I have no idea.
Tequila's tea to drink.
Teal makes me start punching, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Teal will make you start punching.
Wine gets you depressed.
And beer, that's where it's at.
That makes me want to roll around in the mud
with the Amigos in time, man.
Mm.
Have a good time with the boys.
I
Max always fighting by the way, why is he's only getting to a damn game?
What the hell's going on we he is fighting tonight. Is he fighting already?
No, I think
Fights had like
I saw a clip of him defending you against Dylan there. That's why you see that. Yeah, really he was asked about us in an interview
He oh, hold up. We'll discuss later
Let's ride!
I won't be able to watch that because I'll be, you know, streaming in CEA yet, but I
will be checking the results and I bless upon Mr. Max Hall of Way and I wish him nothing
but Godspeed.
i wish him nothing but god speed into take the soul of his opponent who ever made
that made me
name and actually do it earlier i'm pretty sure the guy had like the
number two in his name
of ships
so it might be a fucking pool
you got numbers in your name
you fuck you I might have also just been reading his his probably is right yes
right yes I'm not here nothing boys
I'm not here me neither me neither hmm it's the second fight idiot okay I suppose
that makes sense still fuck that guy whoever he may be there nothing's yeah
That's right, nothing changes.
But that guy is fucking up and fucking looses.
That's how much we love back to how to believe.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Follow me, crew.
We are these hooligans.
I don't know.
Where are these hooligans?
These hoolahoopas.
I- Where in the centralmost part of the map, you would think you would see a couple, gentlemen?
Hm, but alas, we do not.
I- We- We might need to hang around with our cock sounds, see what happens.
Huh?
Where's everybody at?
Hmm oh I see you guys see guy. I missed him. I didn't miss him that second time though
Oh pushing up closer you get it boys. Well, I just can give me a big job
You're not getting the way for me bastard. I keep shooting objects next to the people and not the people
Oh, yeah, right here like you do right there. Oh my god. He's handsome and sexy
Ten bomb, bitch. He's one. He's one. Cracked him. Nice. Nice. P. That's what I do. Yeah.
It's what I do.
I got a drink out there boys. Nice.
Great work. Good work out there, team.
free kids like you do mine okay I don't I don't see oh he's one and he's already
looted okay all right well I'll just catch the next set of people oh people
died in the southeast boys let's go let's go he go go go I think they're
by that shack you're talking about the one that looks like any house that isn't
in the United States ever for the history of ever and probably forever
Yeah!
That one missed it.
Yeah!
That one right there!
A little open as well in shape.
I'm coming.
Lock it in boys!
Follow me boys!
Oh, oh, oh we got the other try to skedaddle. Yeah I see that I see that
The one
You died oh what he died too I
don't know
That round scallion, maybe it's a fake a fody
Maybe you died on purpose to make him think we were dumb or they were dumb
But we're dumb for thinking they're dumb, but they're dumb, and we're not
Oh my god, they're not dumb and I'm dumb I appreciate that that was unfair
I'm a lot. I was unfair. I demand you revive me for a second of Tim
I demand
Never mind
You
Coming
They're up top they're up top be very careful. I'm becoming a note you worry
No, so to live behind
Always on my back
Nice
Hey that Pallywhacker is right there
by the testing of that.
I want you.
Locking.
Funny, funny, funny.
Come on.
No, no, no.
Let's go.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm up.
I'm peeping.
now I got you now I got you you bastard run them down oh I'm running down I'm
running them down really you're a me here but sir everybody
my on that mr. silly don't make this harder than it has to be we all know
you're gonna die come on that Mr. Silly come on that me and my amigos want a
word with you
come on that Mr. Silly come out he threw on the roof I have no idea I'm
telling you I think I saw him low ground where'd he go yeah Jack was gonna push
one of them to the left front right of us now i think they're on the damn roof yeah
good luck i don't need luck i'm pulling you later i'm coming i'm coming from here mr
silly mr silly come here mr silly mr silly come on out oh you're not on the roof
I
Did not me and ran like what? Oh, I tell me oh, I
Oh, yeah, I
Think it's time to give up
All in favor of giving up say hi all right. Let's leave. I'll see you guys at the x-ray
Damn, I'll press the button sounds good to me. Oh, we go
I have a horrible mouth and fiery death now.
Oh my god.
I hit the button.
Oh shit boy!
Oh my god.
That's it for me.
I did my part.
That's what matters most.
That's what matters most boy.
That's what matters most.
We did our best.
Oh shit.
Oh shit
Oh
Everybody hit him! I'm hit the button! I'm hit the button!
Oh my God.
That was a raid of hardship and trial.
We all made it out alive.
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
That was good. That was good. That was good.
Good first raid on. We all made it out with our lives.
Okay, there we go. I lost money that raid.
same as well.
I did as well.
I did the same page.
Please roll in the same page.
Simple water.
Oh my gosh.
Thanks, gentlemen. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Let me sort my goofball.
I would say that's a good start.
Usually our first raid, we all die.
So, you know,
that's something to be proud of.
We got this.
Mmm-hmm easily easily 150% 150%
You talk to mr. Chicken
Get ourselves some of that here we go
Maybe a little bit of that oh I have 1,734 space dollars
He's looking good for a good
He's not looking good for a good
I'm not lying to you. I cannot tell a lie. I'm Johnny Apple bottom.
You understand?
You get a couple more dandies and we'll get out in there.
I
Don't get good to go let's ride
Talent points. Oh, you could think it each of our space points top of space points. Oh, I got three space points boys
Give me one quick second
All right, I'm good to go. I've spent my space which wisely
All right, let's go ahead and slip it in
What's next next you next you next I've got 40,000 dollars
I
How are you drinking Blanton's neat or on the rocks I don't know what you need by that wizard
But I'm drinking it out of a small warm glass with nothing in it
That's neat box
Okay, that's huge. Oh
I thought yeah, well, I don't know what else rocks with me
As you're drinking it the ice melts and the water's down to whiskey makes it an easier drink
Wait, what is it already whiskey?
No like
As you're drinking it and the whiskey melts the ice right or the ice just melts in general
Whiskey gets a little diluted by the water and it's like easier to drink or whatever. Are you talking back to your team leader right now?
Oh just tell you how it fucking works, bud.
Greg, you hear this guy? I think he's talking back to his team leader right now, his direct superior.
Are you talking back to me, Lutch?
No, I mean, it's when you drink it with literal fucking rocks, my bad guys, sorry.
Yeah, damn right. I love drinking liquid with literal rocks. That's what I like to do.
Sorry, team leader.
That's okay. That's okay. Just don't let it happen again.
and all these wizard and witch stories about ice cubes and water and what next?
What are you, you're gonna fuck my wife?
Is that what you want next, you piece of shit?
You shut up over there with your lies!
Your lies and your deception!
Guys, guys, guys, get up up up up up up!
Oh my goodness.
Good work, you need that in life.
You need that in your life.
You're gonna do a routine PVP without a block high-five high-five. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Follow me, boys.
Alright. Stay close to your team leader, boys.
He knows what's best.
Like aglittoral rocks.
Drak, make sure you keep your weapon out!
Hutch, tuck that foopie into your belt!
Let's proceed boys.
Follow me, crew.
It's quiet up here.
Heard something to the North.
I tried to find that swamp. Hey, you lost in the swamp.
The devil in that swamp. You know there's still people out there in Vietnam in those swamps thinking the war ain't over.
That could happen to us. I want it to happen to us. No sir. No thank you sir.
We'll take farm gonna stay on the farm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly
You put my cowboy outfit on real quick so I can
Kind of makes more sense. I'm talking like this
Thank you
Put like a cowboy outfit on there with your boots on there. We go there. We go looking but there we go looking much better
Looking pearly
I got you there, brother. I got you there. Is Blanton's immediately supposed to make you feel like you have to poop
That's something is that one of the bonuses bonus is that one of the bonuses
Partner I'll keep you both
Usually that's the nicotine, but oh
I know you guys just heard the
so it looks like there may be some
hooligans over there to the Northeast
so we keep our feet right now hold up
what if I told you a guy here is
Zip line. Oh yes, I don't have a snap hook
It can't reach I can reach like halfway down the I
Don't know what I'm doing
Hoosie ride down the that's something I think
There's no return from that one
All right, let's receive
Oh
He's right there. He's going towards that boys
Get him boys
Go go go
Quickly boys make haste
Oh
They're dying to the north as well
Oh that bastard that bastard Lee master Lee oh
We'll get some next time boys we'll get some next time
We'll get a next time boy. We'll get a next time follow me boys
I think there's somewhere up in there. They have my heels over there
heard we say gentlemen
I'm out of fat. That's okay. I just use my last one as we a partner. You're gonna hit this raw. Oh
Right there. I'm seeing a lot of fire a lot of blasting
They might actually be doing it pops. It could be doing it partner. They could be doing it
I'm not certain but we don't have me are gonna find out of here pretty soon
Be careful. We said sir. Oh, they've got a deep pleasure. Do we take we do we take that and we don't do it?
Yeah, a hundred percent a hundred percent for my boys, dude
We let him take it boys or do we we let him take it?
All right
I got what I got what I'm going in I'm going in got another one
for the winners I don't know what the third one is but fuck them
Welcome.
Woo.
Of course he forgot to put his stamp hook in his butthole.
Nice.
Now peanut.
Why? I'm willing to make a little trade here for that stamp hook.
What?
What do you have to offer, Monsewre?
I'm going to ping it real quick.
I've got a bandage.
That's not what I meant to ping.
I will not be trading you this stamp hook for that bandage.
that bandage look under that I will be trading you this that look for that
Bobcat and the bandage all right and the bandage okay let's take it hutch
hutch hutch ooo deals off and take it away cracky you got that Bobcat you got
I got that sampler right here for you son right here. I'm gonna give him the shitty one here you go
Thank you
You give me that Bobcat at once
Yeah, what you got for this Bobcat? I already gave him something for it. Oh
my god
Yeah, looks like none of us get the Bobcat
Hey guys
Hold up before you kill us. I want to let you know that we were all just talking in here and having a good time
Well hold on now sir, I suggest you kill hutch first he's he's fat
Can you kill hutch first he's better than I am wait hold up wait kill hutch first kill hutch first
Yes, yes, let the hate flow through you. Yes
Thank you boys. Thank you boys now. Can I just say something real quickly?
I made a trade with this guy. Oh no with this guy and then this guy stole it
And it's a bomb cat. Yeah, I grabbed that cuz I traded for him
It went about a she'll reach out my shield broken it went about a bandage. I
Let me break it down for you. I was trading wherever drag is maybe I think this might be drag
I was trading this guy's snap hook for a bobcat and then this fat one came in and snapped the bobcat right out from under me when I was making the trade
Oh, oh
Hey, yeah, that'll do. All right. See you later
Oh, I would love a bobcat this guy's supposed to have it. I think this guy right here
Okay, bro
Okay, all right. Have a good one
I think the answer to that was the sound of no, I'm
Yep, yep, oh I'm a coming I'm a coming
Thank you a thousand times boys, thank you a thousand times
Oh
Suck you for that Bobcat
Oh my god, thank you
Hey, you boys
God speed gentlemen god speed
Oh you came back. Oh, I came back
Hey, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Hey, Hutz!
What?
This shoe has in their meaty claws!
The snapbook AND the bobcat!
Yes sir! Yes sir!
We're rich gentlemen! We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
We're rich!
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm happy.
That's a little something me and the bugulators like to call motion.
Alright buddy?
I think he would have let me live if you were the sad killer of her.
And I want to let you live if you ain't steal my fucking Bobcat about three and a half seconds before that
Never got him a karma so fast
Yeah, that came quick guy hit by the freight train of karma
That'll happen
That'll happen that'll happen
Oh, let me put my goodies away makes you guys put your goods away from that rain
So here's the thing. Yep. Make sure you fucking die in the next
right now. If you don't mind. I'll get right on that. I'll get
right on that. Oh,
the worst burger you've eaten. Probably fucking five guys
relative to its price. Actually, no, I'm not actually,
I had a couple really bad started burgers. I'm already
I heard it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Prepare my shoe. Good thing. Good thing.
Let's see here. Let's see here, boys.
Let's see here.
Little something, something.
Needle something, something, little something, something.
I
Have some of that. Here we go. I
Say while we're loading into these games we start discussing the real important topics
Okay, what other dick around games like noms are be there yet and battle gold
Have you guys seen on the steam store that are really good?
I saw one today. I don't think we'd be able to play it. I don't know why I'm bringing it up, but it looked goofy.
Let me tell you.
We're not playing repo now. We played that too much.
It's called a hold fast age of sale.
It's a whole fast age of sale.
It's 100 players per server.
Okay.
One team versus another team fighting each other.
And it has open comps and it's just one of those like goofy fighting games.
You've never seen the ones where it's the medieval fighting games?
Yeah.
It's one of those.
It looks really, really stupid.
But it looks really, really funny.
Hold on.
I'm just kidding.
Humble party.
Fall guys.
Intoxicated driver.
I'm playing that later.
Well, I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
Of course, I'm just kidding.
Don't drink and drive.
If you're a pussy, I'm gonna I'm gonna I still do that. I said, that's that's that's bad. That's very bad. That's very bad. That's very bad. That's very bad. That's very bad. That's very bad. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Um, mmm.
We get a little sum sum. We get a little sum sum, uh, over cooked.
Over cooked. Where's that look like? Where's that?
It's where we run a we run like a shop or not shop a
Restaurant right restaurant and you have to like
Someone has to clean the front so I have to bring the food someone has to it's it's funny
Actually really hard I I think oh
I
Okay gangbeasts is fun, bro. You look up a video gangbeasts right now. I know what gangbeasts is
I I know what gangbeasts is also. I kind of want to play little apex to you guys now
Can we get on board with one single yeah, we gotta get on but let's load to this rail it's a little straight
Let's let's let's let's come to conclusion like think about I don't be hard
But think about the one game you want to play right now
game. Can we just not do a
scary game? What? What? I'm
scary game. Yeah. No scary
game for me. Why no scary game?
Why no, why no scary game?
I'm a pussy, man. I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy.
We can we can do people.
You say you're going to go to
your left knack for Kalingus
and you're going to say you
I mean, she ain't even fucking that boy.
Now let's rock.
Ehh!
By the way, I apologize.
That was very inappropriate to leave
rack out of that because he doesn't have a wife
what i'm here to say are you gonna go to your wife or your anime body pillow tonight
look at me, that's jersey
oh man
yeah shirt man
all of me crew
all of me boys
i'm getting a lot of uh i thought they were honestly just
insulting me that's why i didn't read it
Um, I actually didn't read it for the first like five full minutes because I thought they would just
Insulting me straight to my face, but apparently there's a game called. Yep. Yeah
Yep, yeah, I don't know that one. I don't know that one either
I think pummel party could be fun, but we need more people
uh
That's true. Apex is three. Nomes, you can do it three. RV there, you can do it three.
Those are those are nice three games.
What is yep, you have to look like.
Oh, no.
As the phobia for you, you know, it's no offense.
Stop it. Stop it.
That's a funny movie since I get a lot of results.
I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to.
Chain together, you can do it three.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Hmm.
Liars bar.
We could get hammered and play Liars bar.
That actually sounds electric.
What if we just drink a ton and we just play the games
Our soberness allows us to play starting with apex which we had to be the most over for and then as soon as we're too
Unsupertively moved it
One of the other games of when we're too drunk then we moved it lies bar. Oh
Man, okay, I mean
You don't like a pigs
He doesn't love it. I could I don't love it. Here's why it's a good game
I'm glad you guys like it
I want y'all to like it. I'm just so fucking dog shit at it. It's gonna take me a while to catch up to where oh
Cuz I'm as nearly as good as you guys
Everybody retreat everybody's fucking fit no
Well, we'll go another way we'll go another way
We'll head on over this way. I think we just hold they're gonna come down. I think are you sure?
Maybe. I mean they cracked me.
I will say that there is this one part of Army Day that I've been stuck on for about two weeks now and I can't confess if you guys want to help out.
Have you gone to the cave yet?
Well I'm on map number two.
Oh god I didn't notice two maps.
Yeah they're watching us by the way. They're on jump up right now watching this out of their cave.
kill him
Peek have you played peak yeah, I'm playing peak
Oh, I broke one double shot him double shot him
Excuse me fine gentlemen right down the last window last window
We got this I was yeah
I heard one moving this way, so be ready
There's a wall here guys. I think I made a great mistake coming here. I'm not okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god
These guys didn't come to play around
Are they're holding this down like four knobs?
Fuck you bastard
We run them higher parts let's go for a lobby right okay. Yep
All right long angle
ride
Follow me boys on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, where, where, where?
Got one, got one, he's dead.
No he's not, now he's dead.
Oh, hold on, I'm gonna go back here and take a little rest and relax.
Oh my god, a grenade!
These people play like mother fuck.
Yeah, what are they doing in there another team on sideline as well?
We're not here boys. We're not here's I
Wouldn't push up he got one on the longer angle as well. Don't you where I got I got this I got this boys. I got this
Stay it back boys
Okay, well that guy well he well
Just know that I fought valiantly and I'm proud of what I did
Guys crack I'm gonna try make a whole bag. Oh my god, this way here
Hey, Jack, how you doing? Hey, there's a whole team my next to me. I don't see me. I'm like a sink in the grass
Copy. Oh my me boys best man. Oh
Copy
One down healing little very healing
These days cracked cracked on me. I'm coming for
Right here, okay, I do his friend Reds his friend
What oh, he was fucking dead off you up off you up you know
You guys say Apex, C2 easy 2 easy.
Give the bug a little bit of a challenge, perhaps.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys, I killed three of each for the celebration, bud.
You good? You good?
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid.
Alright, alright, alright, you guys gotta look at this.
What?
I'm checking out Ben Rekon's Steve account and make sure you're not showing it on stream
and not get the only comment on the profile.
I already, wait, wait, hold up, let me hide my screen, let me hide my screen, let me see
here.
Well I mean, you can show it just, I haven't read through it yet but I just saw the beginning
of it and started cracking up.
I am checking it out as we speak, I'm checking out Mr. Ben Rekon.
Oh my god
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That gentleman does not like Mr. Bin Regan, he is not a Bin Regan fan.
That was kind of a steal for those bananas though.
I won't lie.
Who is their banana guy?
Who ya is?
He's getting his bananas out.
I gotta get that guy's banana guy.
Those were some reasonably priced bananas.
Yeah, no one moves.
We move.
Those were some reasonably priced bananas.
Yeah, no one moves, we move, the entire map collapses on us, that was fun.
Like you do, you know.
Like you do, like you do.
I think we did good out there boys.
I'm proud of what we did out there on the battlefield.
Me as well.
Well, tackle this bad boy.
I'm poor.
Well, yeah, I think about that for a second under that for just a short moment
No, yeah, I also add he as well
One moment boys got a little bit of goo have a little bit of goo
skill point or you could think you could do that right there well now you got my
brain running I want to figure out what we're playing so I'm going forward to me
too me too what what what do you think what are you thinking what are you
thinking but we've already seen gnomes yeah I think we've got to decide I
I said we just call one and we just agree that if it's shit, we leave in five minutes.
Agreed.
Okay.
Let's just call one then.
Let's call one.
Pick a gang beast.
Boom.
I called one.
Done.
Wait.
Never mind.
Super Battle Gold.
Wait.
No.
You just said you called one.
I called it.
Super Battle Gold.
I called it.
I got it super battle goals. I got it
We're a big way when are we going to play when are we going to play I should be one more raid then we hit a bags
Yes, oh
We're two more range
Or three or three more raids who knows
We'll see the ETA of we've done this 37 times
times 10
We're ready for something new, but nothing is coming. Let's go do something else. Gotcha. Okay. I'll keep my people's open for that that emotion
Don't you worry?
Let me see here one moment boys guys you can't play rust out we cannot play
rust he's saying the n-word every three and a half seconds running out of
stream sniping us actually let me tell you something the rust gambling thing in
that swamp thing I love to gamble in rust that is a good oh my gosh give me that
That wheel and injected in my veins.
That wheel.
That wheel and did things to a man.
And we will do things to a man.
Totally.
That takes you over.
All right.
I'll see what let's do, let's do, let's honestly,
let's do overcooked, then Apex.
I'm so down for overcooked.
Or let's do overcooked then Apex.
I'd go be in the manager.
I'd go be in the staff.
I want to be the staff.
No, no, no, I want to be the guy that talks
with the people out front.
I've never played the games.
I don't know, I don't know if that's one of them.
I wanna-
I appreciate you, you run the food, I don't want to be the chef, drag you to chef.
Drag you to chef, fuck you.
I'm just not back, I'm just not back.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright, okay, we'll start our party game night on Overcooked.
Let's do it, after this raid.
That is person is the chef.
That's not fair.
That is true, honestly, if it was-
was one person here that looked exactly like a chef
in any place that's ever had a chef ever, it would be you.
But the hair net pulled downwards,
not covering his beard at all.
You already know he's racist.
I'm gonna drive.
Oh
That's right
You get picture of your pussy barely peeking through it with your panties pulled to the side of the 45 degree angle
Let us proceed let's proceed let's proceed voice time to lock it in
have a good feeling. I feel like this is a one. I think this is a one. I think this is
the one right here. Let's do this. Let's ride. Follow me, boys.
Steve Frost. Steve Frost.
Hey, actually Jack have you ever played see-up thieves? See if he's not spinning your mouth or what?
I'll do this for me, but I'll do it for you
Unfortunately
I
Hit something on my stream that I was gonna save for when I said that but I said it
You made it
Bella you made it
You crazy girl
I'm not
I don't know why about a wolf pack, but you can throw it at the enemy before we die.
That is true.
You know, have you seen a little spider?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Powers United has many games here, because of its asians arcade, most important, gambling.
Oh.
Hmm.
They arc and hide Gigi's dinos.
That's a good idea.
if I said just mirrors a little too quiet I feel like if we shoot one singular
bullet every team on the map is gonna come fuck us again just like last time
oh yes we added enemy though we have to be added enemy as part of the spell oh
yeah true what I think it is is like because of the tech maybe the first wave
of people they don't know the map yeah and the next way for sure knows the map
and then they all smother us with their Johnson's 100% 100% 100%
I wonder if the leaper will jump up here he does might be a good game can I
I mean you the super chat from Candace.
Please.
Candace, did you find your butt?
I did.
Ha ha ha ha.
Sing, sing, sing.
Sing, sing.
God yeah.
Ha ha ha.
I did the thing for me, I did the thing for me.
Let's go.
Fuck you, how about that?
Ooh, shots to the west.
Follow me boys.
the leaper stuck and dried nice was on me brothers on me they're shooting to the
west they're shooting the west on my way on my way and rock and tear into the
north but that's in the swamp it is in the swamp I will say that I will
They'll concur with you there, Doctor.
Oh, they're dying! They're dying!
I'm going to the swamp.
Should we go to the swamp or no?
Nope. Close right.
Oh! Oh, go back! Go back!
Get him!
There.
On us.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good!
On jump up.
JUMP!
I
Shot of that guy
oh my god
he's broke, he's broke
oh my god, what the f**k is that clay gun
oh my god, what's that hentu
what's that, what's that, he's shooting, he's shooting
oh
oh my god, jugga jugga
oh god, gander
rest me, rest me, p, rest me
I'm right here in the bush
I'm a big
What a sweet treat sweet treat
What a sweet delight
We are some lucky boys. We're some lucky boys
That guy didn't sound very Brazilian. Yeah, we did not think you think I heard pita stream in the background. Oh
Oh, no way
What are you talking to the guy that came up behind me shot me and then picked me out of all the down people to finish first immediately even though there was definitely people next to him that could have killed him and risked his life just to kill me.
He had my stream in his background.
That's crazy news.
news that's crazy dude you know what no one was probably happening he was
probably sitting there just to draw them right I'll take a second what was
happening because happening to you too
I'm an experienced first-hand.
Type one?
Hey, the football man of good!
Oh, Greg, wow.
Brother, I don't know if I'm going to have that choice.
They're throwing nades at my feet.
Oh, what a joy.
What a joy.
They're running directly at me like they're hunting me down with dogs
You went up. Oh, yeah, let's go up
Damn how come you're always dead
And how can we all do this?
What you bottom that for a second? It's like we both got something
No, that's not how look at that. Huh? Look at that. There's a question. You find my question
We'll kind of like see your question. Thank you. Hey, and by that I mean to three
They're in the front door.
Yep.
Rip CF thieves thought.
Yeah, guys, even if we want to play CF thieves, every time we would offer CF thieves, they would just say CF thieves.
They might actually be about that.
I don't know how they are.
Wow, front door.
Yep.
Huh?
Well, you do that?
So we're in the crowd of you and she's young goop goop goop see
But I'm good boys give me give countries you guys face nope I backed up back up back up
I'm gonna copy us to the right close
Head of focus boys that we're getting sandwiched add sandwich
I don't have any snap folks. I can't find the fucking BP
she was pretty you fix your PC fan kind of 50 50 50 50 be a play me a quick
site I hope so maybe we're gonna play a lot of games tonight we're playing
ton of different games night give a hot job fat zing a zing please I'm on it
and Smith is don't you worry big man what I got should be knocked down there
Oh
I try yeah, yeah, maybe it's cuz I already played people or not it's kind of like that
Fighting the other team
come come come
one-pound fish one-pound fish
very very good yeah one-pound fish
very very deep one-pound fish
one-pound fish
I'll give you a little base thank you
I
Nice quick show holy shit incredible quick show nice night
Today one jumped off another thing to teach her right, baby
Yeah, for sure one to our right
Who said I don't realize I can't get an angle on that
I just got smoked. Excuse me?
Excuse me? Pardon me?
Where you going?
Yeah, I'm gonna put the pillow behind you.
Fuck them fire.
Yep.
They don't cook. They don't cook.
I mean brother, we had a fucking vape convention. How many fucking smokes?
I'll just give you a little.
Okay, that's right.
There he is! Get him! Get him! Get him!
get up
Those heads are like they just knocked me right
Hmm a lot of fun
I'm going to have a little chicken
I'm going to have a little chicken nugget.
Nice.
I
Wanted the light that was so sick should we write it out quick do take a look do take
Oh my god, that guy's fucking blind and stupid.
That could have been bad.
Oh my god, almost soaked.
Looking for meds.
Be careful.
Looks like they're having so much fun.
Yeah, I would love to play the game with my friends if you need.
Yeah, it'd be so cool.
They like that.
I'd be like the coolest.
A little bit of group?
Yeah, it'd be so.
If I was like, playing buggy with my friends right now,
I'd be like, ooh, yeah, I'd be like, oh my God.
You have so much fun right now.
You saw this box, huh?
Yeah, I would be having so much fun about playing buggy
with my friends this year.
It'd be so fun.
Like so,
be so cool, be so cool.
Unfortunately, a gentleman without a father
had to run up to me and finish me immediately.
He wants a friend, tell his friends Derek and Kyle
that he killed Peanut one time on a stream.
So no matter that he was watching they don't care about that. They just care that it happened. Yeah, yeah, it's right
Get the hell out of here. I ever had my friend come up to you like dude. I streamed my fucking, you know, Yada
I'm like get away from me you fucking loser
Who is that guy darling honestly, you know what that we're I think we're jumping too many hoops
Yeah, I think we made an assumption that the stream time was have friends in the first place to
is the people who is in their groups strange not being with them.
You getting a good group guys?
Oh, not really.
But I'm alive?
I'm like some people.
Peanut.
I'm like some peanuts.
I'll be racist now.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Thank you, Shane.
I didn't know the life.
I
Don't get out of this boys. I've seen him get out of stickier situations in this before easily
I knew he wouldn't leave him. I knew Mr. Hutch wouldn't leave a soldier behind.
They coming down? Do you see him or no? No, no, no, no, no. Wait.
Over there.
Oh.
Fuck.
That'll happen. That'll happen, boys.
The freak's not running.
Oh, Mr. Flackness, watch out for my good man, good man!
And Mr. Man, my brother, my brother, my good man, good man!
And Mr. Jerry, my brother, my good man, my good man!
Did you see the big man?
Thank you, brother.
I'll see you in my wife's.
Uh, mm.
Danger down there.
There.
Mm.
Shot down there.
You're a sell-out.
LaBond J, we're selling out, bitch.
I told you.
No one's better.
one ranked number one ranked Michael Jordan even combined Michael Jordan LeBron James had
a baby of sellouts that's me can't beat me can't beat me but y'all can see them the
way that they see me number one sellout and a pussy top that top that
He's cooking he's cooking these guys are so oh
Oh, man, oh
Oh, I will say how'd your technique was a little off
Well, I didn't have their screens open or I wasn't cheating which one
Yeah, that's fucked up there.
I think I can fix all those problems with my mom's credit card in about five minutes.
It was a little bit of both, a little mix of both.
Alright, we're hopping on Super Battle Golf.
It's Super Battle Golf time.
Super Battle Golf time.
You just killed me no way, no way!
Buddy, now's not the time, buddy.
Now's not the time.
time we're grieving over here we're on stage one of the seven stages of grief
all right i'm popping it open i'm buying it now perfect perfect how much is hot
it seems in eight bucks eight dollars that's a reasonable price
High rollers! High rollers! High rollers!
Basically just bought a McChicken.
A McChicken?
Well, no. McChicken meal, and two McChickens, French fry, large coke.
That's a big, oh, congratulations!
A feast fit for a king.
That is the fastest download I think I've ever done.
Alright, I have the game opening now.
Oh, let's rip it. Let's rip it. I'm starting to get by now.
One second, boys.
Oh, wait, my friends, you guys have seen.
Yes, we've made no drag.
I don't think either of us have dragged up.
It's kind of sad.
Let me get dragged, drag.
We'll send me your steam. I'll add you.
You don't follow me.
Yeah.
I'm gonna send you a quick Invite message, okay?
Yeah.
Invite?
Oh, no, I can't.
Well, hold up.
Let me see it.
I gotta figure this out.
Oh, it's not sure what the hell?
Let me do it.
We're inviting you.
There you go.
There you go, big man.
There you go.
Thank you.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Yeah, did you send me yours?
Thank you.
Jack, did you send me yours?
Thank you.
We are in our element, boys.
Now we're in our element.
You look very handsome on that TV over there.
I said to Jack.
You look very handsome on that TV over there.
One second.
I think you mute buttons you talking game button, no, no, no, I need to open you got
to turn it you got to turn off open yeah I can hear you I can hear you the game okay
Yeah, you just open my gadget off
You will practice in yeah
They told me not to go to I can't invite drag what I'm good
Not let me hold up a drag what's your friend told to be a friend told you DMs
right
Mm-hmm
On over chance in it on over
Since I've told you a friend of mine right now as we speak
Here you go
said
You done seen it partner. I I don't see it up. Oh, no, no Moji on in here
I don't see it. What the what the hell? I see it. All right, Moji on in here then
Here you go.
I bought in the water.
Fine.
Very nice cock.
Thank you, sir. Immaculate penis.
You have as well. Good man.
Thank you. I'm worried.
Let's take a little look.
See, hold up, boys.
Let me stand up for us.
I'm quick and random buttons
and I'm not looking at what it means.
I want you to know that before we begin.
Now, whoever wins this match.
Okay, it's the pick the next game. Yes, the next game. That's right. It's the pick the next game
Lock it in boys. We just go
Go go go
Fuck you
Good thing
yeah what the fuck oh shit oh my god if I was any better you'd be dead right
now buddy yeah quickly boy quickly
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh my god, will you fuck up?
No, my phone!
Yeah!
Let's give it one, let's give it one.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh!
Oh, where's uh
You
What the hell
Go go go. Yeah, you suck. Thank you. That's checkpoint. What happened
Orbital laser
hold on what does that do
no no no no no no please be a judge
mother fucker
hahahahahahah
go go go
quickly boys
stupid bitch
ah damn it
oh what the fuck
Yeah.
Nooo!
Will you move?
Come on!
Get in there!
Yeah!
No!
Yes!
Let's go!
Let's get it in the hole!
Gotta be quick in there, boy!
Oh my gosh!
That's what you say, boys.
Out of the board. Out of the board!
Rock it in, boys!
This is water?
Round two!
Round two, round two, round two.
Yeah!
Stupid bitch!
What?!
My balls!
What?!
Oh my God!
What if you want it?
What's my time?!
Get off of me!
Yeah, go go go
Everybody everybody
Sensor right back to me. Oh
What
No, I got two penalty strokes
Oh
Out little that's gonna hurt
You ever be free to give me away for your finger
Okay
I can reward school board school board
Lock it in boys lock it in lock it in boys lock it in boys
Oh
okay I the last I'm in last place but all right yeah okay I have you hit my
ball twice. Good job, lads.
Two coffees. Who put this knife
on here? We're so fucking serious.
All right. Okay.
Just keep talking to him. Please.
What?
I believe last place.
Well,
go, go, go.
There we go, there we go!
There we go!
Now we're cooking! Now we're cooking!
Bro, the track was...
Oh, yeah! There!
Grab us!
Oh!
There was another landmine, and we'd be in so fuckin' deal!
What?!
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Are you asshole?
YEAH!
Go, go, go!
Did that, you stupid bitch?
Where is my ball where is my ball go go go
There's no way there's no way this is there's no way this is happening to me. Oh, there's no way this is happening to me
What is happening?
It's happening!
Oh, my, oh, oh my, damn it!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Please something crazy.
Fuck!
Will you get out of here?
Fuck you!
What?!
YES!
Hurry!
First place, boys! First place!
Too easy, too easy!
How dare you boys! How dare you do it boys! How dare you do it!
We power up at six milli.
Ooh.
Guys, you guys are tied for last.
Make sure everybody's on the face, hey, bitch.
Tied for last, tied for last.
Mm-mm-mm.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah.
Key little boys.
Chasing copy for last round.
Oh my god, I got a pelt of show.
Oh
Give me a bit
Yeah
You go go go
I hit it though I hit it though, please do something to peanut drag he's gonna win again
He got it, he got it.
I'll have to get you this fucking coffee.
He's gonna win again.
For this fucking peanut.
Yes!
This fucking peanut.
Hurry, hurry!
Let's go!
Get my balls and more!
Do your work, boys!
Do your work!
Well, hold the ship with the water.
All right, there's your work.
Oh, come on.
Man, I can't change my club on the truly.
I don't know how to change my club either.
They keep double press one, but I press one like a thousand times.
I'm so bad.
Oh, drag drag drag.
What do you drag?
What are you doing?
Hello?
Drag, hello?
You down there?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Not quite, not quite.
Yeah!
No way, that canceled.
OK.
Bridge up.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You trash!
I can't do this!
You trash!
Yeah!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Dude, bitch!
Oh my gosh.
I can't hit my ball!
It's glitched! It's glitched!
Please make it there.
Sir, I'm glitched in the map.
Go, go, go, go!
Well...
Okay.
No way!
You have a landmine right there, and I can't get back up.
No way!
Go, go, go!
He's bounce boots.
Oh, now I'm screwed.
You've beat me.
Wow.
No way!
Play
There's actually no way
Look how close I was I I would have won your lamb and won you this round word what up
Let's get a hashtag water in the chat. Let's get a hashtag water in the chat
Quick hashtag water quick hashtag water
We scoreboard scoreboard
Let's fucking go
what the fuck was that go go go okay okay
Okay?
Fuck you bitch.
You bitch, you bitch.
You what?
No.
Please, please land.
Go, go, go, go, go!
No, no, no, no, no.
No
Good
I just killed myself no way
Will you cut it out? Yes. Yes, dude. I'll let him go
Okay, guys, guys, guys, what are we doing?
Give them, give them, give them.
Yeah, excuse me.
No, you mother fucker.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Well, that's, that went far.
Well, that's not what I do.
Let's go first place boys, first place, too easy, too easy, that's how you do it, that's
how you get your pen and your papers out boys.
Go for it, go for it!
The ship of the bourbon, like a reward.
Fuck man.
Yeah!
The LeBron team's a goal, Tiger wins the goal, without all the team, not my wife.
go go go I forgot how to throw these I just dropped three of them okay that was
unnecessary okay I who would have even placed that landmine you were with me the
entire time to hunt with the other way where did that landmine come from
okay okay all right whatever you can do do it too yeah
to get on the road. Go, go, go!
One of us has to.
You dead.
You being a...
Oh!
What?!
There's no way I'm behind you guys now.
There's no way.
Go, go, go!
How do I... How do I do that?
You hit my...
What?
I only that works.
Where's my ball?
Oh, I passed my ball on time ago.
I got too distracted.
And there's three landmines on my ball.
OK.
I don't know how to throw landmines.
OK, well, things aren't going great for me.
I won't lie to you.
Things are not going great for me.
You blew it so far, yes.
Things I have to blow myself up again.
all right oh wait I was invincible we did kill track we go go go go go go we got this we got this
Yeah, dude you are fucking me stop
You're so stupid, bro.
No!
Come on!
Come on.
This, this, this.
Good, thank you.
My mom.
Thank you, my mom.
Oh.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Go.
Run my boy over there.
You got my way you have a way
I
Wanted this round if it's the last thing I fucking do I want in this round. Oh, you're not
No, you're not
You got it out.
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, and it goes exactly as planned.
You got this, you got this thing.
It'd be a coffee or something.
No, I missed.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Yeah!
What's that about?
I've got a shield, I've got a shield.
You can't do nothing, you can't do nothing.
Yeah!
What I just gonna win I just gonna win
Beat up drag beat up trying my heart buddy not happening buddy not happening buddy not happening
right there oh yeah oh yeah there is my damn boys there is right there second
place second place on your daddy's house you see that was that game that's game
that's game we need about to round two mm-hmm we're making this the best two
out of three things for the next game mm-hmm best two out of three whoever
win the best two out of three gets to
get decide what game we play next okay
okay okay okay okay okay
I'm picking random ones I have no idea
okay all right oh shit we already do this
one Bobby home I think random one my man
Bobby oh Bobby Bobby all good
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Please don't go in the water.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh.
Yeah!
No, how do you die?
Fuck you, that's how.
OK.
That's not a good.
Yeah!
Oh, fuck.
Okay, but that was out of your
mind.
Oh, I fought it.
We need to peel shark eggs.
We need to go.
But what you just did?
I don't even know.
How do you get across?
Will you cut it out?
Oh
You guys
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you go go go
Go go go
No way Hodges are you serious are we so serious
Hodges cheating on just cheating
He's like I can't jump in there
No.
Oh, he can't jump.
Big man.
Draggy or Cracky is really getting us a number.
He's giving us a number.
OK.
Six boys.
All right.
I'm getting the hang of this bullshit.
That's OK.
We come back to that.
Draggy, have you?
No, I don't want to mean this personally.
OK.
I'm not trying to add this personally.
Have you been last time every season?
Okay, okay, no, I'm gonna do take this ridiculous own shoulder.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, he's fancy.
He's fancy.
were you kind of yeah go go go I was going in the water no way
I don't know what's that.
Don't copy, don't copy.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fucking God, my chair.
Go, go, go!
He's putting my foot down.
Leave my ball alone!
go go go go
Hey, hey, hey, hey you stay away from that you stay away you want to play that game buddy what would I give I get
Hey work bitch
G scary Let's go
Okay chu
journey
cc
hot
courage
good
I do by
go
you gotta be kidding me you gotta be kidding me
I threw that I threw that back still in last place that should be noted that
should be noted dragon's good luck it was lucky we got a ketchup walking in
Oh fuck!
I'm so fucked up!
I'm...
I'm going to point out to the stupid bench!
No!
God damn it!
Go, go, go!
Yeah!
Die!
Yeah, I'm a dude, I'm a dude.
What the hell?
Yeah, bitch.
Where's my ball going?
Give me that, give me that.
Go, go, go!
DRAG DRAG I DRAG IT
You just let out when I did!
Fuck you bitch!
You beat up drag, come on baby
Beat him, Zev
No let me stop!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Yes!
Walk it with your head, drag
Oh my god.
Fuck you Jack.
Peter Peter Peter please Peter truth.
You motherfucker.
Eat my shit.
Fuck you.
Go go go.
go go go how we we are we gonna cross this we will be there's another one he's
got a car I've got a car oh shit well I did the car hopefully I don't come
Oh, I got another car. I got another car!
I died.
No fucking way.
Yeah!
Oh my god, that way!
Oh!
Double-double!
That was insane.
Yeah!
Oh, really?
Good work boys, good work boys!
See my bridge, Billy Crew, you just sing all day.
I'm probably gonna make a shit game,
so buy some of the best.
You're gonna drag those wings into the fight, though.
Jesus Christ, it's time to wake up,
wake up, man, good hour, man!
Jesus, brother, Jesus!
That is awesome, he blocks it into a shot.
Thank you, man, it's very kind of you,
man, it's very kind of you,
but you never get the life.
Wow, thank you, brother.
Meg's holding one and just started me.
My boy's a few big men.
Just few big men.
OK, dude.
How am I not the first?
That was an excellent run by me.
I think I got cheated.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Don't we need the ball?
I got to push more blends.
Yeah, for some reason.
No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
Not right now, Steven.
Yeah, well, go fuck yourself.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I've got a way.
Go go go!
FUCK!
Heheheheh
Go go go go
You gotta be kidding me
Hehehe
You gotta be fucking my ass
I got a car
We got it now we got it now placeable bitch. Okay this car sucks. Fuck you
Go go go
Okay, I
Yeah, is that so what goodbye? Oh, I got jumpy thingies
How do you do where the land is I don't even know where the land is even the boost bitch
All right, all right, all right, no play around, no play around, no play around.
It's time to get serious, it's time to get serious, it's time to get serious, it's time to get serious.
Five, four, three, two, one, go!
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, yes, yes.
Go, go, go!
I made that mistake last time with George. Yeah, it wasn't gonna tell you about it
No problem no problem
What
That's okay. I needed a max power
I get out go go go my gosh. I'm back in spawn no way
bitch
Coffee coffee right now coffee right now. Yes
This is our whole
There's one's already chopped a hot snow. Please lock in man. He's gonna fucking win
What the hell
Oh miss I missed go go go
You see that little number you see a little number I just did
I'm going for you, I want you my boy, I want you my boy, I want you, I want you.
I want you my boy.
Suck on that bitch.
I want you my boy.
Oh
Suck on that bitch
I jumped over it pussy. What?
I think you can do that
You mother fucker no, that's gonna set my ball to hell
Fuck you. Fuck you. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're late. You're late me
Not bad
No, don't do it Jack.
Don't do it Jack.
Fuck you.
Please land somewhere.
Go, go, go!
He got me, boys!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, stay, stay, stay.
Ah, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich!
Dude, you motherfucker!
Alright, alright guys, be great.
Be great.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
We dead, we dead!
Too easy!
Two easy, two easy, one!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's how it does, boy!
That's how it does!
It's fucking sucks!
How is he still 90 points ahead?
It's a legend, it's impossible!
One more hole!
It's impossible!
It is impossible!
I got a fucking edge.
To the moon.
Five, four, three, two, one.
oh
okay
thank you, okay
all right, okay
I blew myself up no way I just did that no I just threw I threw so hard
Let go!
I threw so hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I threw so hard.
And now you're doing boys!
I threw so hard.
I'm so far away.
Why did I blow myself up?
I threw so hard.
You can take it, you can take it, you can take it, come on, go on, you can take it, you can take it.
You can take it, you can take it.
Yes!
I win, do I win?
I win?
It's already game, it's already game.
You
Okay
You little piece of shit you gave us we have gone club you got no arms or no legs or no
Fingers you got no shoes on you ain't a golfer
You a fake peanut you a walnut a corn
I
Shot a ball shot me down balls. I always give me I was giving up on a head
I'm sure about your boss. I won't know what happened to get balls
Okay, do that do that do that
Oh, fuck any boys. Honestly, I would be worried that this game would go too too far because it's out of the two out of three
But there's actually just no way in hell that tracks with any of these
Yes, I fuck you try this in
Me too
All right, all right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Oh, this game was a great call. Who made this call? You, Pete?
I called this one. This is me. This is me. This is me. This is me.
This is a great call. Thank you, chair. Thank you, chair. Thank you, chair.
Yeah! Stupid bitch.
Go, go, go!
No, no, no, no, no!
You gotta choose one!
Fuck, no you don't!
Okay!
How do I cancel?
Two vids?
Fuck!
No, no, no!
Well, yeah!
Go, go, go!
I got a car!
How the fuck did he get a car?!
I got a car I got a car how the fuck does he get a car?
Yeah!
Okay
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good
Yeah!
Where's your mom going, Jeep?
No way!
Where's your mom going, Jeep?
No, no, no, I didn't use this!
Oh, fuck, the whole bitch was all part of the plan
Oh shit!
Oh my god, no!
No way, no way that worked like that.
Oh
I was coming!
Yes!
Yes, Dragon!
I'm trying!
Perfect! Oh, that's perfect!
It's on his wall!
Perfect!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Not so perfect jeep.
No.
Not so perfect jeep.
Oh, this is going to be hard.
He'll be helping you.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Please, Lance.
It fell off.
What?
What action are you making? No! No no no no!
No! No! It's action! It's action!
No! No!
No!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Fuck! Fuck!
Okay, second! One second! One second!
One second! One second!
One second! We're on things, second boys!
One second!
Seconds are fine boys! Seconds are fine!
Hang on! Two seconds!
Okay, I'm in last place buddy already won one back end the one shit. That is true. That is true
Track with you fucking yeah, you know that way. No, no, no, what are these cars? Oh
Go go go go go go!
Okay, we're done.
We got danger!
Perfect copy.
Thanks buddy.
Oh, we're out of our ass.
I think you're dead.
You fucking died.
Good thing!
No.
Did you just fall on them?
Okay.
Yes! Yes!
Oh, my God.
Go, go, go!
You all need to come on, baby!
Fail in the fucking hole.
I fell in the hole and that's really-
YAAAAY!!
I fell in the hole, and I'm fucking kidding me!
Odd sucks, odd sucks!
You gotta lose your pride to wait for objectives out boys.
I-You can fall in the hole!!
AAAAAH!!
YAAAAAAAHHH!!
YAAAAAHHH!!
I have to get a little surprised left before you champ.
Ha, ha, ha!
Little bit harder. Little bit harder.
There you go. There we go.
I do 40, do 40.
Do 40, do 40, do 40.
That'll do it, that'll do it.
Did you just get a birdie?
Gimme some.
I could not imagine what this game of inventing means.
Okay.
Okay, bitch.
All right
Okay guys, I'm at last place up to see the guy's last place you know at last place to your second
I've been last idiot. Oh, yeah, okay. All right. Well, it's comic game pretty quickly
What are you doing?
What's my dad doing?
Wait, what's he gonna shoot you, dickhead?
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh my God, there's no way!
Here we go boys, here we go!
And here's Drax, screw it, his lead.
Yeah.
Be expected, you know it.
I'm fucking strong.
He's supposed to shoot for the flag, not the tree, buddy.
The flag in the middle of the guarantee.
At least one nut. You hear me, Peanut?
Broken Glock right to us today.
Amen.
Amen, amen, amen.
Don't mind it. They're blind.
They still gonna bond something.
We got this boy. We got this. I got a really block in
Okay guys, I don't think I've seen a single person get shot except for me over the last 15 fucking minutes
Hi, okay
I feel like that was highly unnecessary okay all right all right that's gonna be a certified
I'd miss, good sir, I should have I'd miss.
Well, let's go dude, dude, let's go dude, dude.
Oh shit.
And I'm on a bomb.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat.
Someone's not feeling good.
Someone is not feeling good right now.
Yeah, you're gonna shield it?
Yeah.
Go, go, go!
Later, bitch.
You gotta be kidding me.
How did that not go in?
What?
Get him, Drag.
You gotta go for him, Drag.
Go, go, go, go!
Drag lost his golf cart.
Hey, Drag!
Dang it, Drag!
Oh!
Hey, Jack, hang it, Jack, hang it, Jack.
Ooh, little birdie, little birdie.
I'm not sure what that means, but hell, yeah, hell, yeah.
So, Jack, he sucks without aim and says, hey, Jack.
I got a message for you.
I
Where we belong
Go, go, go!
Ooooooh, that'll be a bitch, that'll be a bitch!
Oh, fuck you peanut!
Die!
Oh, I missed you son!
Go, go, go!
okay my guy just didn't jump sweet sweet if I go back to spawn I'm gonna hurt
I
What my god won't fucking die
No, no, no, he's screwed.
He's screwed.
He's so snatched.
No, no, no!
Too late, too late.
No, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this, I got this.
No!
You've got to be kidding me.
God to be kidding me. You have God to be kidding me.
We being super boopa serious right now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
What the fuck are we doing?
I'm playing against you. Yeah, my brother and peanut comes back.
He's never gonna let us sleep.
Oh God.
Wiggly Boys!
Fuck you!
Nope.
Let's see what you're doing.
Okay, all right.
I would take that up.
I would take it.
Oh, damn it!
Oh!
What?
Ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Go.
Ooh.
Oh my fucking bombs
There are no options to
choose.
Too easy too easy.
I thought you'd do it boys.
I thought you'd do it.
Look at one of my balls.
Look at.
I'll see you.
put those balls there you're a piece of shit. I think I think they come here unless he did it.
No I think he he just shouldn't. Oh no. Oh what? Me? Yeah you. I wouldn't do anything about those
bombs on the on the whole now. I wouldn't know nothing about that. Good job. Good job. Good job.
You are so screwed. You are so screwed that one hole has completely
I'm still in this race. I'm still in this race. I've got this
What did you got a fucking car
He's cheating he's cheating
Oh, he's going to reuse the car while you're serious.
Yeah!
Go, go, go!
Get back here, get back here, get back here.
Get back here, get back here, get back here, get back here.
Get back here, get back here.
Miss, miss, miss, miss!
Oh, it's dead.
Yeah!
Go, go, go!
Please get there.
You might lay-
You might lay under the tree.
Ooh, that's a shame.
That would've hurt, that would've hurt.
Fuck it, we're stuck here.
Wait, Drax over there just hitting it for free.
YEEEEEES!
What?
Oh man!
Good work boys!
Good work!
Excellent work out there boys!
Oh, what if I get a big press?
Oh, hey Mr. Drax, what was all that, uh, what are you doing again?
was all that uh
What are you saying again? I forgot. What are you saying?
I was saying something, Mark.
You were saying something.
I am the winner.
You were saying something.
Honestly, I just got to let me drag him.
He talked all that shit.
You bitch.
If I can pull drag,
I'm coming after you now.
Peanut is nothing to worry about.
That is so true.
And then he got last place for the third
time in a row that is so true I saw that reach please amen amen amen brief all
right but you won the games you get to choose the next game we play
Shit dude
Well we all know
Yeah, I suggest you love food. Yeah, go ahead. I was about to be about to suggest
Overcooked. Let's go boys. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
I had to do something food related. I'd yeah. Yeah, I bet you didn't think back. I
I bet you just call it. Yeah. I said big friend. Oh, I bet you did big friend is what I was saying. It is what I was saying.
Two or overcooked all you can eat. No, I think two is the one to talk some fat fuck. I think two is the one everyone plays.
Overcooked two or all you can eat.
I
Look at two is on a discount 75% I'm getting guy. Yeah, why is it over? That's all you can eat 36 fucking dollars
I'm getting where the overcooked all you could eat. Are you just saying that because it says all you could eat or if it because
Really now getting to now getting to those let's go to let's go to
And you can get the gourmet edition for 12 bucks
We get the go we get the good addition it's 12 bucks. It's the cheapest option
I'll get the go man. Isn't that?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, what do you mean you don't have that? I already bought overcooked too
Oh, that's funny. Hey, I'm sorry, but it's not the buffet edition. Well, I guess we just have more stuff than you
No, we had we're getting over. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. They wouldn't be better than you better
Better shots, better cook, better management, better fucking you bitch.
I've got the clothes on, it's not like I was just a little bit of shit.
My shoes is better.
Yeah, my shoes is better.
My trip is better.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I gotta get my phone, I gotta get my phone, I gotta get my PayPal thing, my
authentication code.
So they know you're not getting scammed?
They're like, whoa, why is he trying to go cook all live?
What's going on?
going on. There's somethin' somethin'. Here we go. You want a quick second, boys?
A lot of indicator. This is a tax write-off as well. It makes it even sweet. It's even
more discounts. Take that $13 all the way down to about ten. Yes sir, yes sir. All right
guys, I'm installing it now. Here you my streamtiles as we speak. Here you my streamtiles
as we speak. I'm going to piss, I'll be back boys. Put a little of the baggie in
week. Overcooked two. I think this is going great boys. I love game nights. We gotta do
this more often. I love game nights. This is electric. Fuck playing the same game every
day. I love game nights. Am I right boys? Am I right boys?
I'm so much fun Oh my goodness I'm all
down loaded I'm good I just see my
stream titles I got out 80% I'm 80%
I'm 80% rather let's do this thing
let's do this thing inside inside the
cook it's time to cook it's time to
Jesse we need to cook
I'm popping it open, I'm popping it open.
All right.
It's your sake, it's your sake.
Okay, I'm back.
My game's open.
I gotta start a lobby, quick, I gotta start a lobby.
I, for space to start, move the edges, okay, that's perfect, okay?
I'm in the game as we speak.
I, yeah, just hit space.
Is it story arcane or versus?
Yeah, story arcane or versus.
Oh
Story a story
New game
Slot one
Wait invite me invite me to your bottom rice is a bite friends. You hit that. Oh really really quit
quit
Okay, I
Will you invite friends?
There you go. There's Mr. Drac and
there's Mr. Hodge. There you go.
You got those invites? I think I'm
in more of this bourbon. You're
crazy. Oh, nice. Nice. Nice.
I'm a ghost lady. I'm a ghost.
I hope you find your dad. Okay.
Well, he's coming back. He's coming back. He's coming back. He's coming back.
He's coming back, he's coming back.
It's Christmas, I guarantee you.
He's gonna show up right down the chimney.
All right, I'm gonna continue the game session.
Waiting.
That's right.
I'm just using it.
Just pick any of those drag to save the game.
Copy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, I'm still not getting sound.
Are you guys, are you guys anything right now?
Yeah, we got sound. Oh hell I thought I thought I changed it. Let me go back to my mixer
Just what I changed the right thing. Yeah, I did. Why am I not getting sad? I?
crazy you I
Haven't on the right right to restart the game. Oh my god. I think I had to restart the game. Holy shit. No way guys guys guys
I have to I have to I have to I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
Sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's already loaded back. It's already loaded back up
Oh, there you go. I've got sound. I've got sound now. I've got sound now. I've got sound. I've got sound. I've got sound.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
I'm seeing you guys invite them. I'm seeing you guys invite.
Here you go.
Ready to cut, boss?
One for Drac, one for Mr. Hunch. Come on in, boys. Come on in.
Come on in, come on in, boys.
Nice.
I doubt we can get you
I don't think anybody's ever quit the tutorial within the first one second twice in a row. We should get the team in for that
Just after t-time hey
At last
I'll be the onion.
That's an onion.
Oh, I don't want to be the onion.
Someone else be the onion.
Tina, that's you.
I'll be the onion.
I'll be King Onion.
My first decree, no fat winches in the courtroom.
I'm just kidding.
Uh, Mark!
Uh, GING!
But you're a fat bitch!
Uh, that is why I made that rule, because I'm insecure about my weight!
Woohoo!
Wait, wait, I haven't seen my streaming category, I forgot.
Oh, wait, hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait, give me a second, give me a second.
I've got to change it, I've got to change it.
What's this game called again? Overcooked?
Overcooked 2!
Okay, this guy's just chanting in my background
Here we go, wait, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
Loud to proof until yeast resembles a rich creamy foam. All right guys is anyone else full mass right now is
Anyone else at full mass in my cock. I'm ready to set sail. I'm ready to set sales
Mixing flour and salt.
Is that why we should be about the right game?
I'm starting to think we bought the wrong game.
Guys, are you screwing us?
Are we supposed to play play up and do we all think that overcooked was played up I
Thought overcooked we'd be in like a like a restaurant serving customers. Yeah. Yeah
What the fuck is all my stuff I play on a bachelor the fucking gay hole right now
Okay, oh, okay. All right. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get that we're gonna get
That is from over there. Oh
I'm grabbing
I don't know how I don't know how
I put in the trash can
Over there jackass
nice now what are you grabbing shit
space bar space bar i got i'm giving you all of my speed i'm giving you all the
last you need
get the lettuce out of here
wait to put slingshot for cucumber cucumber
tomato tomato tomato
where can you please
cucumbers
we're even fucking doing right now guys this is one of me this is one of me this is one of me any plates any plates any plates
I gotcha, getcha!
I need a fucking plate!
Plate!
You have any plates?!
We're out of plates!
I need more plates!
I need it.
Give me this!
Then your fucking lettuce!
You guys ain't gonna tip, no way!
I need a fucking plate!
Okay, there you go.
Oh, I got one, I got one, here you go, here you go!
Oh, look at this one.
He's cut that away.
more place boys get this lettuce get this
let's stop bringing food
no need a lettuce and tomato and a cucumber
wait wait wait wait wait
oh shit
it's a cucumber
Hey, call! Right now!
Guys, can you just want to meet, please?
Make the phone, you jackass!
Our customers are waiting!
I made a plane!
In fact, to me, get out of my way.
Eight dollars, damn!
Score! Right here!
I can't put it there.
Son of a bitch.
You need to make this weed lettuce and tomato on this plate right here
Rock might be actually fucking dumb
No, I'm trying!
There you are, a $16 camera!
I can't believe I don't want one!
That was more than a sound and sound!
What an idiot!
Give me a tomato!
Cut that tomato off!
I'm trying another tomato!
Cut that one off!
Too many tomatoes!
No, that's enough tomato!
Take that plate, take that plate, take that plate!
I didn't kill a game girl.
That was nothing that we needed.
There was lettuce and tomatoes on a plate.
Right now we got like three orders for it.
Copy, copy, copy.
Fuckin Tomato!
Lens and Tomato.
Wow, 5 dollars trip, that guy's a cheapo.
That guy's a cheapo.
Guys, I need lettuce and you want a shot.
I got chicken, I got chicken, I got chicken.
You got lucky one.
You got my tomato.
Alright!
Lens and I got chicken, I got chicken.
I can't take the lettuce.
Oh, this can't be served.
Needs...
Where are we?
I'm ordering.
I gotta get it.
Hey dog, can't...
Guys, just a plate of lettuce.
That's it.
Nice. Now let us into middle.
Dude, one more light, one more light, one more light, one more light, one more light, one more light.
Two more light, two more light, two more light, two more light.
Music going faster.
Yes.
Now let us into the middle.
Let us.
I got you in the light.
Fuck.
Hold up.
Do we win?
This way.
Hahaha.
Uh.
That was a fucking tutorial.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, that was the tutorial?
What the fuck?
I'd say we did pretty good.
I'd say we did pretty good, boys.
Nice.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Good skips, good skips, good skips, good skips.
at the quick start fucking onion King I'm putting the dog I'm fucking the
onion King I'm fucking on your game on the blue guy we're waiting for go what
do you what do you wait wait wait wait wait go go go go go go go go we got
this boys walking in oh shit it's in there let's ride
fuck we're back at the same spot
we don't care we're trying to go out of the door
let's go track I'm good
now we got it
now now
are you driving?
oh yeah holy shit
oh we got this side we got this side
How do we...
Sashimi.
What is Sashimi?
Sashimi is a slice of fish.
Sashimi is what?
Alright, here we go!
What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?
I got your fish, I got your fish.
I'm cutting it up.
Okay.
Sashimi.
Sashimi, Sashimi.
How do you cut it, how do you cut it?
How do you cut it?
Take it.
Press square, press square.
Square!
Press square.
Shit.
mean square
What a keyboard mouse you dumbass
Oh control control control control control control control control that's there we go
guide
This guy's
One this guy's on me this guy's hungry
ma'am do you want this whatever's on this plate guys please I'm nine plates
in all right oh six no one take we got it we don't even want some shrimp
you've been a little bit of shrimp I see you know it'll be a bit of shrimp here
we go we sort of do without the plate we was getting less tips
Oh, holy shit.
We're rich. We're rich. We're rich.
Perfect!
Move!
Honestly, I'm barely even looking at the audience.
Please get out of the tent!
I need to play, oh fuck, I forgot these guys are proper, brim and proper.
Give it up for your belly fat bitch.
Get out of my way!
Why do you need a shrimp?
I just threw the shrimp. I bet you could throw stuff. I didn't know that.
I can't put it on the plane
What I'm gonna do the bridge oh
My god, I'm fucking caring guy guys
We got it. Oh, we don't need anymore. Okay. We'll just said that oh we do need it. We do need it
Oh, we don't need anymore. Oh, we do need it
Got it
Preparing the finest fish in all the city
Preparing the finest fish in all the city preparing the finest fish
All of the other finest fish in all the city
Shit that guy must be rich
That guy probably has a pool in his pool
Get out of my way.
Oh.
He's shooting me.
Finish off the shrimp!
Cross contamination!
Eight dollars, eight dollars, eight dollars, eight dollars.
Nice.
Who's beat up?
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
I didn't play, I didn't play, I didn't play, I didn't play.
You took my shrimp, you jackass!
You took my shrimp back!
I threw the fucking shrimp at him!
He more shrimp, he more shrimp!
Shrimp!
You took my plate, you piece of shit!
I said
And then you took my shrimp
$32 can't believe it
We made me fuck bro. We had to win so we got yeah three stars. We saw
Look at King onion. He's doing a little jay. He's so happy. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, yeah
Look at what we just got published. Good work out there boys. Good work out there boys. Good work
Very, very good. One, five, six.
Very, very deep down. One, five, six.
Guys, can I be the first to say I fucking hate this game?
Yeah. I'm ready to change.
I'm ready to change. I'm ready to switch.
All right, let's go. Let's go.
What are we doing? What are we playing?
All right.
Gangbees.
Gangbees, gangbees, gangbees, gangbees.
Time for some gangbees.
Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, that was that was not my favorite. I could I can definitely see that being a good game though
It's not for me not for me
Not my company
Guys they know when he played
We're not playing reap I'm gonna play that too much. Yeah, we should we want to play party animals? Oh
I have both
before I buy gatebeast um party animals is pretty fun but you party this is pretty
fun no wait wait wait wait um
it's kind of on a bags oh shit oh shit oh wait more fun more fun we're gonna lose
hutch oh no no we won't lose hutch hutch loves a bags he said he said it's his favorite game
Let's do let's do party animals. Okay
We hold up
Wait.
Uh.
You're party animals, party animals.
Copy.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna get a drink while this is downloading.
Okay.
I'm getting spistily dizzy.
I just want you guys to know that.
Alright, I gotta catch up.
I gotta catch up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Little party animals.
here we go install here we go
I
See drag drag
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you we got to convince
Just had to be some apex
Well, I mean, I think you would have fun playing wild card though wild cars. You can reach fun
Yeah, he's really fun and shit
And we'll have fun because we get a lot of damage and a lot of kills. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, we got it. We got it. Yeah. He's ADHD.
We got a dangling in front of him. Like a like a like a like a like a baby with one of those
like like you just thought about their cradle where it's like a spaceship.
But I just want to see it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I've got to give easy, easy wins.
Easy wins.
It is a little take on rain.
It's a little take on rain. It's a little take on rain.
Yep. Yep. Yep. What's it called?
It's going to is it called a cradle or something?
What's it even? It's a a bubble.
Baby's bed?
No, not a sandalier.
You don't put a sandalier above a baby's bed.
What is wrong with you?
The baby's sandalier.
Baby's sandalier?
You say baby's sandalier?
My baby's is not very good.
A mobile.
That's what it's called, the mobile.
A mobile.
OK.
I don't hear that.
It's the thing with the.
Yeah, one pound fish.
Very, very cheap.
One pound fish.
We grab a controller and kickback you know thanks
No, it's just grab a controller and kickback
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing this controller. That's what it said. That's what it said
Control it
Mixers like you hear the sound
Wait Chad is this only controller?
He just says to improve in the experience or something, yeah, you don't control or need it
Now pop it over the game
This better this better be gone. It's better be gone. By the way, we were just thinking, okay, mm-hmm
Huh?
Hold up
I have to accept a bunch of stuff without reading it. Okay. All right. Okay. It's like a contract
Yeah, I don't know about you hurts, but I never read my sponsor contracts
Not a single fucking thing in there that I'm saying to my soul
We got we got good people behind this drag. So we that's right destroy. Yeah, they won't let them take my soul
fuck them. Nope they won't. Nope they won't. I gave it to him. I gave it to him.
Oh my god. Let's be careful. Let's be careful.
Welcome to the research facility. All your behavioral data will be videotaped for further research.
Please follow the instructions throughout the process.
Do you need to do a porn film? During the experiment, you need to get your
your head squashed by the door.
The insurance company just can't care less about it.
Huh?
I'm drinking a little empty,
one-oh-seven abilities.
I mean, it's a hundred and seven proof, by the way.
Nice.
Let me catch up real fast.
Can I help?
Is this Tom's dog simulator?
Oh, no, I'm free. Never mind.
I'm a good okay. We're good. Okay, we're good. We're good. I'm not in your game.
I get out!
What the-
What did you say? Please-
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Just on fucking drunk?
I'm gonna get it up and bring it to the pressure center outlander yellow. Okay. Keep away from the glass case in the middle
Okay, get a tutorial. So I'm going to do a quick game match
Okay
All right
Okay, I'm gonna get this game was the door. I've got a good this game
Oh
No lift this white cube thingy and throw it across the gap. Oh, how I do that
Yeah
This isn't working this isn't working
game holy shit who the hell is that guy
right click it ain't worth neither
Yeah, I think this dog might be fucking dumb. Can I get a new dog?
Hold up, what do you say?
Oh god! Oh, shit
Oh god
Oh excuse me Mr. Box, excuse me Mr. Box.
Thank you chair.
Here we go.
Ah we're good to go.
I found a lizard on meth.
Is this, uh, is he, is he allowed to do meth in the observation area?
Fucking die you piece of shit lizard.
Fucking die fucking die
Yeah, okay, drag the lizards onto the press
You want some this to you lizard pussy? Yeah, you like that you lizard bitch
Yeah, this curb stop this fit in all lizard. I don't know what to do with them
Throw him out this wall.
He's a what now?
It's a weird way to say meth addict.
Hey?
I want to hold your hand right now, Methalusian.
I felt the connection between us.
I know, I did too.
I'm going to need to hold down space.
You know, are you doing this, Doyle?
Um, I'm currently fucking styling on you, if you are wondering.
I'm, uh, currently fucking styling on you, if you, I'm hitting the smears.
you are wondering. Oh my god, that is a sneeze. Oh my god. I'm hitting the
sneeze if you are wondering. Guys, am I stupid or is this game just hard? I'm holding
space like it's telling me to. Pino, you can leave that. No, I gotta learn. No, we learn together.
I'm just gonna know how the game works, so...
I'M HOLDING SPACE!
Oh, while I'm grabbing!
Ohhhh!
Oh my god, that cat is dead!
Ohhhh!
I'm getting pretty good at this.
Push shovel.
Kill if we met lizards.
I'm looking for shovels.
That's why I'm playing the tutorial.
Take that you meth lizard.
Click, clack, clack!
God, yeah!
Under-taker!
Organism verification successful.
Added disrespect before I left.
Illegal intrusion detected.
All right, buddy.
Drunk as shit coming through here.
Yeah.
Not me, the dog in the cage.
Oh, son of a dog.
That cat, move those little laggies and run for your life.
I've been a cat this whole time.
Run faster.
I'm a definitely a dog.
I'm 100% a dog.
1,000% I'm a dog.
You're a cute as to know.
100% you're a cute as to know.
Yeah!
I
Didn't hear my IQ score
The hell what the
That's yeah
There's that shovel they were talking about
You you get out of here
Get out of here
honestly guys I'm ready to quit this tutorial just play the tutorials way
longer than I thought it would be okay okay okay okay I quit the tutorial I'm
quitting I quit it I quit it folks you would love this game he's really into
dressing up in dog suits kind of like his thing we apply my name me thank you
What should my name be?
Hold up. Let me think it's up. Let me think it's up. What should my name be?
Thick.
Rich. Thick, creamy and beautiful.
I'm like, big, creamy, and I don't know how his fail
be a fly.
I'm, I'm watching.
BEAU24.
That's how I remember it.
Uh-huh.
Uh.
Here we go that should work. All right, okay. I'm in I'm in
Run all right, send them bites
We get all I'll choose my guy
All right, I'm doing a custom that's behind my speed cases of code
pretty custom ads
The last day of team score the loud to last hand
Alrighty classic mode. Oh, we can play quick match to against other people as a free man
I'm here to give up read the game. We're not custom to find a match
We mean
You sure?
Yeah, we just play each other
Tell you game beats would have been better. Uh, wait hold up. I agree. I agree game
We do online TV online TV. How many bites you guys a bunch of guys, okay?
I'm about you now, but buddy now. I don't know how to bite you. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing
That's how do you invite someone?
We don't know
I quit that and then it wouldn't have been by them.
We can eat the lobby first.
Let's do that.
I'm going to create the lobby.
I got it.
You invite me.
Good thing.
Invited.
Thank you, sir.
Now we're in.
Nice.
I got the first six Billy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Six billion
Mine yes bottom right yourself
Too late down too late
Well, it's a 3v3 online
You hear me in the game
What is going on? Yes, we hear you in the game. We really feel that let me feel that settings
sound I
Don't know how to turn it off
Oh there it is! Okay!
Oh my god! God!
Here you see me? Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I can still hear you in-game.
Hold up, wait, this is because I didn't save it.
Fuck.
Hold up!
Alright, I'm good, okay, I'm good, I'm good!
Did we get a car?
Oh my god!
Holy shit, a car?!
I don't know what I clicked!
I don't know!
$4,200 dollars. I don't have any dollars
No, the first car
I'm gonna be the duck duck looks the coolest
He would telling me that that that the race mode is ass
Locked it in boys
How do you tell me- Here we go!
Oh, the bitch. Okay.
Oh, shit. Well, see you guys later.
I'm drifted!
Yeah!
How do I throw that? How do I throw that?
Shit.
No.
Yeah!
Oh my gosh, this is ass on the controller.
I'm not the controller the mouse and keyboard. I've been taken up in second. How we're doing it
I got a gun
Yeah
There's two there's no teammates on the battlefield
To be see me see me see me see me see me see me see me
My
Oh my god.
We're cooking! We're cooking!
This ship sucks ass.
We're going in!
Oh, why is there a pool on my screen?
Okay, alright.
My car is just doing whatever it wants to do.
to do I okay all right okay all right my cars is doing whatever it wants to do
and still that's still that's still and I'm in seven thanks see thanks see my
appreciate that thanks see my PC
Oh shit I ran right into that I ran into a banana
I'm going for the gold boys I'm going for the gold
Oh, fuck it. I'm going with you.
Go, go, go!
Get out of my way, hunch. You don't deserve the gold.
I worked too hard and too long about to get first planes.
Oh, oh my god! Oh my god! Wait!
Oh my god!
You see that boys you see that boys
NOOOOO!
YEEEAAAHHH!
Too easy!
Bad town, John boys!
Bad town, John!
That's how you do it!
Okay.
Ah!
Oh!
Mr. Johnson, I'm one of a boy good man!
Good, I'm FAAAAN!
This is how to have messages from you from one of my Bungalow ladies.
Oh gosh.
HUT IS FAT.
I need you to write that down and not forget.
Fuck!
Dude, I should have just tagged on it.
I'll try back and forth.
I'm in the middle.
Dude, don't do the car one again.
This is just Mario Kart first.
We can't.
It will give us a ban.
What?
It'll ban us?
We will have to wait two minutes in order to queue the next game.
I'm fine with waiting two fucking minutes.
All right everybody back out.
Okay.
How about leave?
In escape.
Quotes it.
Thank you Mr. Josh, you piece of a boy.
All right, oh yeah, you said that the game again?
Mm-hmm.
Hey this time, we gotta wait out our bands.
We gotta wait out our bands.
I don't think we have a band,
I think only you've got a band.
Quick, quick match, you see what happens.
I can go there.
minutes. Oh never mind. I got two
minutes. Never mind. Never mind.
We're the we're the doghouse. We
did. We did the wrong thing.
We're bad men. Don't do the time
if you can't do the crime or
whatever the shit. Don't do the
crime if you can't do the
time.
We just do custom match and
We'll just join up
You come on I'm just a custom game. All right, let's do it
Don't show the code until after you invite us. Oh, yeah, good thinking well
I see last time somebody joined immediately anyways
so
But I'm gonna I'm gonna invite you okay, here we go bite friend
You guys have to join through steam no no it's in the game. I think I survived you guys
But we can you guys join this or no?
The team would make threes team games of three. How do you do TV to three?
I don't know we do TV to four come watch
Fuck it, four dis.
You guys would just have a random guy.
Wait, wait, how do we get the Bungalators in here?
Do they know how to join?
They're joining. Only two spots left, one spot left.
I don't know how to give them the code or something.
I think these are just random people joining longies.
Oh.
Yep.
You gotta spread here.
Okay, alright.
Okay, let's ride boys should probably mute the random okay?
Well, hopefully he's not a racist.
Hopefully he's not a racist.
Cheers boys, cheers.
Cheers.
Let's do a sing.
Holy shit, this duck looks intimidating.
let's do a thing let's do a thing holy shit this duck looks intimidating
we're on crack either one let me tell you something let me tell you something they
see this face they run for the hills tail between their legs do you know
bears with a guy like that you kill you at the blink of an eye you're grabbing
by the bear fins or what?
or flaps and fuck yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch the hungry wings.
Wings, wings, it's right, wings.
Hello.
Which one?
No, we can hear them.
Hello?
Well, I can't hear them.
I can hear them.
Oh, god.
Please don't be racist.
I was like, I already have a hammer.
Oh, I have no idea what I'm doing
How do you I have no I don't even know who the good guys are
I have no idea what I'm gonna die
Oh my god.
How do you want me to do what do you want me to do?
Oh no way!
No way!
Did you see that?
You want your own master in this game?
Come on, come on!
Okay.
Guys, guys.
How do I pick it up?
Okay.
Okay, alright, okay, alright, man, okay then.
Guys, what am I doing wrong here, what am I doing wrong here?
I'm getting pulled, fuck you bitch, fuck you.
You're bomb, we need to throw bombs, I'm dancing.
Oh
Did we win?
No.
Oh, okay.
I'm straight behind you guys.
You guys like the D line.
That was my plan.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Take that, Sloth!
Are you like that?
Oh, my god.
Oh
Get up get up get up get up
If you land the fish, I'll knock them out if you land the face
This incoming fish incoming I missed
You can throw it at him I'm gonna grab a bomb. I'm gonna grab a bomb
Punch don't you worry Bob inbound Bob inbound ready three two one
I missed
I wait for another bomb I wait for another bomb much much please please walk in man
It's locked in!
Shoot in!
I'm gonna get you, son!
Good work, guys! Good work!
Let's go!
How'd you get in the front, buddy?
You get in the front.
Give me that.
Yeah, fuck that.
How do we grab something to get on for God?
Get out of my-
Oh, shit.
Yeah, let's take care of this one.
Let's take care of this panda.
Oh, my God.
Give me that.
Wait, how do I grab this?
How do I grab this?
No, watch out!
Oh
Bomb incoming
Oh, I just want to get
a boy's get a boy's
why punch in this game guys you see me do I grab
okay I'm already dead there's
81 know how to pick something up this game somebody tell me somebody
tell me somebody tell me right now
you always play I was holding them
Oh, yeah, we don't like you know if there's a grip you gotta grab the grip fucking suck
Get a boy's get up
Who is that duck in the front
I
Can re-cue it
I get back on these sons of bitches. I might get back. I might get back as well
He's talking a game, he's going to I love you too
I don't have talking games. I'm talking to him to the stream
That's a good sport idea that's a good sport
I was using was using I'm the duck again. I'm the dog
How many shots to eat hunches ass on stream
I
Ready
Let's go lock it. Yeah, I'm ready. I've hit space track. You're lucky to decide
under my options you can set it off in case you don't mind your other people's
bad as long as you're not a racist sir I think we're good
oh yeah we ought to kill you on it kill me on it kill me on it kill me on her oh
shit
oh I got that down no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh my god, bitch
Yes, we suck at this game I
Got no angle is perfect. They're all just just inconvenient enough to see maybe what's going on
All right, we're walking in walking in walking in walking in boys walking in
We had that one! We had that one!
You press on where's our dude?
Where's our dude? Where's our dude?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit. Good one. Mr. Dredd.
I'll knock you out.
Mr. Dredd!
No!
There's our dude!
Bob!
Lock it in. Lock it in.
I just want it, I just want it.
I'll throw bombs.
I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My God.
Yeah, I need to try it.
Wow, I'm alive, I'm alive.
My God.
I have done genuinely nothing since we started this.
We're kicking that honor out of this game.
What's that guy's name?
What is that guy's name?
What is that fucking honor's name?
Pancake.
Pancake?
That fucking is getting out of here.
That guy has the meanest sidewinder I have ever seen.
The meanest uppercut I have ever seen in my life.
He comes over one punch and I'm off the plane.
One punch.
Oh, we won.
Fuck you, Pancake.
Fuck you.
I know you can hear me.
Fuck you.
You fuck you, you're cheating or something!
Yeah, you watch me as pancake, you watch me as you piece of shit, die!
Put me on your team!
Oh yeah, oh look at that, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking pancake!
You see that, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him, I'm fucking him!
YES!
Oh my god, look, I'm fucking pancake!
Oh yeah!
By the way, pancake, I'm not pancake.
By the way, Peanut, you can switch maps.
I recommend itchabed.
I just want to thank everyone in this lobby for not being racist. I think we should take a moment to thank everybody
Thank you guys thank you boys. Thank you boys nice GGs over changing maps
We're going this one we're going this one right here, okay, I'm getting that pancake. I'll get that pancake. Bye guys
it's fun we're taking that guy oh man oh wait is this oh sorry I'm taking the
guy I'm taking the guy that guy's that guy's done so I guess that's one his
lady first time first time talking to the game so far goes be a dragon and
Let them know.
You want some of this?
I've been holding back, buddy.
I've been at 10% power this entire time.
I'm turning it up to max.
They're gonna ruin the day.
Fuck it in.
fucking it fucking boys fucking it I'm gonna beat the shit out of them I'm gonna
beat the fuck out of that water oh shit and he's already one punch me
oh shit we will oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh
No way he survived. No way.
Oh, I hit the wrong guy.
You guys, is it when you hold space and then you left click a bunch to jump up something?
Or is it hold down left click and press space a bunch to jump up something?
I'm not too sure.
I, it's how you guys doing this good in this game.
I genuinely cannot figure this out.
I am bashing every button in my hand.
That's it, I'm just sparing everybody.
I'm sparing everybody.
That's exactly what I'm doing.
Jake, thank you fucking Otter.
You beat me.
Knock me out again.
Knock on the floor if you don't.
Oh, my god.
Oh, yes, yes, I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I killed him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
How did you get up?
Oh, I just did it again. Oh, oh, okay
Okay, okay
Okay, oh, am I alive? We have a live wait. Yeah, you can call back up the ship if you grab on to something
Guys we is a hold down space and then you left click a bunch of the hold down left click and press base button
Oh
There's fucking honor I swear to God
Take it thank you
Oh no I'm going for a swim!
You're a thug!
Oh no no no!
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Otter.
Oh, I'm not shit.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
Come here!
I got what I got what I got what I'm doing!
I'm doing it!
Get that fucking Otter!
Get that fucking Peter shit, Otter!
Oh, I'm going for a swim, you-
No no no no!
He knocked me out!
No!
Peter noooo!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming back, I'm coming back!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Yeah!
No I killed myself!
I'm gonna die because I'm a bitch!
Yeah!
I'm gonna beat a queen!
Yes!
Fuck you, Mr. Hunter!
Fuck you!
Oh shit, oh shit, wait, wait, wait, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!
Oh, this shit!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
It's an order, okay.
I think Drakki just knocked me out and then I just got thrown in the ocean by the other Otter.
Perfect.
You watching this stupid head job?
Oh yeah, get out of here!
okay all right all right okay I would love to come back there we go there we go
oh okay
I'm getting out of here I'm getting out of here there's two dangerous
Oh, I'm dead.
Pino, grab my hand.
Oh, my home run.
Get it, boys! Get it, boys! Get it!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Please wake up.
Oh! Please wake up.
Oh!
I see you in the distance.
Oh, Pino.
Grab this thing! Grab this thing!
Grab this thing! I'm still alive!
I'm still alive!
I don't know what to do any more, let's go P.D.
You just gonna die.
You want to miss pussy?
You want to miss?
Well, I died.
Okay.
Well, we gave it all we had.
We gave it all we had.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Lock it in.
Oh my god, there's another round.
I'm locking it!
Lock it in! Lock it in!
Oh my god, there's another round.
I'm sorry, Jack.
No!
No! No! No! No!
Yeah! I knocked the other one out of the other round!
Take that, you peaches shithead!
I'm moving, I'm moving.
Oh, I'm not doing too good.
I'm not doing too good.
Damn, that guy got an arm on him.
Go, go, go!
No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Heavey!
I'm getting the hedgehog.
Hedgehog down, hedgehog down.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, I got the alligator, I got the alligator.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
That guy's got an arm on him.
Oh, shit.
Fuck yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Go back, go back, go back.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Got him.
Oh, oh, oh.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him,
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Yeah, these two fuckin' fat.
I got him, I got him.
Got away.
Oh shit.
Good day, you stupid alligator bitch, yeah.
I'm just gonna go on.
Yep.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
That'll happen.
Order on top.
Next game?
Max Halley's fight by now.
Godspeed.
Where's that honorad?
Where's that fucking honorad?
I'm liking the pictures this time.
time sniffing that dude with the purple
pants is but good word good work all right
oh well hold up please bring us another
game I guess so one more one more one
more then we switch one more than we
switch
yeah I got this I got this I've got I'm
I'm in my prime now.
Every round you get.
Yeah!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, shit.
Oh fuck.
He wants me to honor Pussy!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck,
relax, relax!
We're coming home!
Yes, son of a bitch!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yeah
This is personal stand back. This is personal this is personal hot you hot what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we talking about?
I'm so sorry.
Damn.
I'm gonna save up for a fish, don't you worry.
You got a fish, you got a fish.
Just live, just live.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, it's gonna cheat!
Good, good, good, good.
I'm so sorry.
That's okay, that's okay.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Rock it in, boys!
Oh
The sacrifice had to be made a sacrifice had to be made
Excellent work boys! Excellent work!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Yeah!
Oh yeah, you like that, you unicorn pussy.
Die!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, we're killing it. We are the best. We are the best.
They can't stop us.
Oh!
Nice move up.
Too easy! Too easy!
who got the boys who got the boys who got the boys fuck you are the guy fuck you
I
Couple of pals right there
Thank you boys
Get your dogs, Pima!
Alex, what was playing next?
What was playing next?
That was awesome.
That was good. That was a good game.
Do you play some A-Bags?
No, I wanted a join.
Let me give you a call.
A-Bags?
Okay, let's play Wildcard, let's play Wildcard, yeah, let's competitive more fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed.
One more recommendation.
Okay.
I love you, Dugert, you got me.
Holy fucking shit, these guys are saying goodbye.
I'm close to the game.
Or we did gnomes.
You want to play Burger with gnomes?
Have you overplayed that?
Is that not so funny anymore?
I'm close to have overplayed it.
Didn't I say Apex?
Apex is.
No, I haven't overplayed it just yet though.
I haven't overplayed it just yet.
I would be down for like one more time on that.
Let's play Apex.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We max lost?
He lost?
No, they just started, bro.
Oh, okay, I got one died.
I got one died.
God damn it, you know it.
I got one guy, I got one guy, I got one guy, I got one guy, I got one guy.
Guys, I will say boys, I will say listening.
Listening.
By the end of tonight, okay, I have tried to play RV there yet, three, seven times.
With Nick Merckx and Cloaksy and stuff.
And they're the most incompetent motherfuckers I've ever seen in my entire life.
And we cannot get past this one point.
So at some point tonight, we have to go in there and you pass it one point.
If you guys wouldn't mind.
I've never played but I'm down.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, we'll do some vodka, let's do some vodka.
All right, I'm gonna start drinking.
Start drinking, what do you mean?
I've been drinking this whole time?
Yeah, I've been drinking for hours.
Four hours?
Yeah.
But you're drinking beer.
I'm drinking bourbon.
Oh, you're drinking whiskey tonight.
Yeah, no, no, I'll catch up fast.
Okay, okay, you catch up.
Yeah, yeah, I'm stuck in five beers right now.
Quickly.
I only have a vodka bottle, I'll charge.
We switch my, let me switch my titles.
One second, boys, one second, one second, one second, boys, one second.
I might need some of that thick, sticky Asian juice as well.
My throat's getting a little sore.
You might when you might have a
group of goes and gets his thick
sticky Asian juice. Absolutely
not. Go ahead. Yeah. Can I can
a can a group of guys a little
bit of thick sticky Asian juice?
You guys mind? I don't mind.
Okay. My mind. Punch. Yeah.
There's a group of guys a
little bit of thick sticky
Asian juice. Yeah. You got
permission. Go ahead. Thank
you sir. Thank you sir.
You're a good man. I'd like
to keep you from something so
great like that. Thank you
I mean buddy you guys you go I'm gonna grab some thick sticky ace and just over back
Okay
Yeah, what is the fight on I kind of want to pull it up
I'm just looking for
Paramount we have paramount I don't have it
Anywhere near me.
Yeah.
How does he look in chat?
Not good. Oh no
I
I have a turn I have a turn I have a turn I have a turn
All right, are we ready? Oh my way that fix the case and use that is it that just said that may be full of the bed
I drink fix the case and use I
Pissed a little
I'm good. I'm feeling it now. I'm feeling it now
Mr. Ritz and Mr. Edgaba what good man good. Oh, man. Thank you, my boys. Good. Let me do is good. I let it die
Otters are disgusting creatures
Includes extreme sexual aggression and territorial violence a sexually coerced other species take hostages and engage in necromancy
Elia and our murderous wet weasels they also have their own favorite rock that
they keep underneath their armpits usually it's small very smooth and they
keep that rock so that they can use it to crack open clams and other things and
they'll sometimes even give it as trade oh hey I can you not kill my family
because I do really love those guys would you mind play what I know animal
facts bro yeah I know I know that I know every animal
by every saying trust it's not an animal you know what I know in fact about it
is I just got I just drink some I just drink some what's all good the Holloway
fight from what everyone's saying oh no yeah oh no oh max max boss no it's
really it's not looking good
you
I
In my head that looked a lot cooler
I got him. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
That would have been cool. That would have been cool.
And why are you so awesome? Someone else is over there.
Charge in a much better here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey!
Team up here, team up here!
Hey, I'll be faster!
Oh, I'm standing behind you right here!
Oh my god!
I'm coming boys I'm coming on the way back on the way back
Oh my god, I'm in this meeting.
Who the hell are all these people?
I'm not from Timbuktu!
The hell is going on here?
I can't hit a lifeline to see my life!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Do not come!
I'm gonna come!
Oh my god!
I need a horn, I need a horn.
Go, go, go!
Nice!
There's a dungeon!
That one's out for the count.
Who's that? Who's that?
I'm coming back.
Dodge!
Okay
All righty, all righty, all righty, okay
This is it my never judge
Right
Holy shit!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I'll get with all three.
Charge him.
What in the fuck?
I'm down.
Go, go, go.
My middle finger.
middle of the year. Don't you worry.
I can use a free bath.
I'm so bad.
You are warm up in the respawn.
My life without playing this game.
I guess I don't know if you know how we'd say wildcard would be relaxing for Mr.
I don't know if that's the case.
That didn't really feel that relaxing.
Maybe one more, maybe one more.
One more barricade.
I think, I think now that we're warmed up,
I think we'll have it this time.
150%.
You're super warm.
What?
There's some more of the bourbon.
Guys if Max loses that's going to ruin my whole night.
That guy is a real bungulator right there.
That guy is a real bungulator gentlemen.
I wish him nothing but the best.
I hope he gets his second win, a third win, nay, a fourth win.
I hope he starts whipping out the punches like a lightning storm.
I hope that gentleman next to him goes down with the power of a thousand sons.
Oh yeah.
You're talking about boys, you're talking about boys.
Oh yeah.
I don't watch UFC, I don't know shit about it, but that guy has been very kind of the
Bungalitters and myself.
I wish him the best.
I hope he gets back in there and starts walloping him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Hodge.
Yeah.
Can I get a whoo?
Hey, yeah, yeah.
Hodge, we'll switch off if you don't want to play football.
We'll do some lion's bar and something funny.
I'm down for some lion's bar.
That sounds great.
Let's do that.
I'm in.
After one more wildcard, and maybe a ranking.
I love Apex! I love Apex!
Oh yeah. I'm a reindeer as well.
Fuckin' in boys, lock it in.
Fuckin' in boys, lock it in boys.
Make him like it. I don't know how you expect me to do that, sir!
I don't know how you expect me to do that sir
Me isn't a big Mac hunch ain't gonna like it
Mr. Great white mr. Carmel but this was it man. Good. Oh man
Thank you, my boy. Good man. Good news. Good. I let him die
Let's get situated we're going straight on straight out straight out straight out. Is anybody coming with us?
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. All right. I made a bad call.
Man, I thought surely this is hard. So you may be okay. Okay. We knew and we all we go cage.
Yeah, cage, cage, cage, cage. Yep. Yep.
You piece of the voice.
I don't mean we're just close.
There's gonna be no choice.
Yeah, I think so.
you right here
double the mid
what the fuck is that movement
got you
I'm looking for a peacekeeper boys. I'm looking for a peacekeeper. Copy, copy, copy.
I
45 seconds
Oh, we want to be at the cage of the gauges
I
Got you I shot you back to the purpose of urban hit the purpose
God
Oh, but it's the same guy. It's the same guy. It's that got these three Saturdays or a bargain on me
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I got you. Thank you, my boy. I have no ammo. I'm sorry.
We got zero bullets. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
all right it then all right it then look at it boys
get him
holy shit
Joe is great boy we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move
we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
get him
oh
Run!
Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself!
I'm in the game instead, I'm in the game instead.
I'm in the game, I'm in the game, in the game.
Like so you can be sponsored.
I never die.
What what what?
Trying that help you
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep things don't push us and all
I
Like why you're like a bit of fire I like
I got some shit I got some shit
if you keep ships out being peanuts he's gonna keep killing you
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Oh
I
Do I'm down
of
death
of
death
of
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Take a turn! Take a turn!
I can do this!
It's not game!
What the hell?
Okay, alright.
Oh! Hey, drag! Hey, drag!
Hey, drag!
Alright, alright, alright.
That's a game. It's not to come back even more powerful even more powerful
Fucking invoice ruin this one. This is our game. This is our game. Oh, this is our game
Hey, I'm gonna take this from us. That's a
Oh
Thank you so much
I found it
Oh
Just a gamer
It's gonna be on top of the wall the right Mac's Holloway has taken the upper hand
good yes yes yes I'm dead
I'm dead I got one
I'm chillin
team behind is peaking just found him
get the box get the box
I'm back in one I'm going in
No way she thirsts you there, man.
Dude, what is going on? What is happening?
I'm coming to you, Jack. I'm coming up. I'm coming up. I'm coming up.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
We gotta live through 20 seconds.
Three days. Three days. Three days.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You know how it feels.
I'm hiding.
One second. Two seconds.
Oh my god, he's got skin. It's okay
Top team up there
Oh
My god
I
Think I'm gonna hate we gotta be careful
Yeah, we got move we got move we got move what I'm gonna jump at
I
So, what's the fucking fucking thing?
No, wait!
Come on, Hodge!
Shit!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This hodge, you devious dog, you devious dog!
Every dog has their day!
Come on, baby!
It's my day!
Yes!
Good work
Holy shit, that was like that was electric that was electric
All right, buddy. All right, pal. All right, you think you find it out. You think you're a funny guy
Don't you little little funny guy look me in this one little funny guy little funny guy
Huh, what is remind him? We do funny guys around here. You fuck up. See about that. It's really
Yes, yes, yes. Wait, can I be
funny? Yep. You can go next.
I got a little penis for both of
you. Don't you worry. Are we
running one more or are we
swapping games? Holloway lost.
All right.
You know.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Holloway lost so we can win that game right there.
That's right.
Holloway walked so we can run.
I can't believe that.
That's...
I think that's the most invested
I've ever been in any sporting event.
I'm actually so disappointed that I can see
I didn't see the thrill now.
I, wow, damn, God bless Mr. Max Holloway.
Yeah, I'm talking about, he gave it his all.
That's what it's all about.
He gave it everything he had.
He left nothing on the table.
And that's what it's all about.
That's what really matters.
I agree.
I say, do you guys want to go try that other game?
Hold up. You see I want to do one more. I'm not gonna be on all night boys. I'm not gonna be on all night.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm having a ton of fun but I'm not gonna be on all night.
This is why Peanut is gonna move his schedule a little bit earlier. Right Peanut?
I was pondering it. We made to a test run next week.
Those who are the leaders that don't know we weren't thinking about switching it from 7 at PM to 2 AM down to 5 PM midnight.
So same amount of hours is two hours earlier on the starting and the ending time.
We were thinking about it.
Haven't decided.
Haven't decided that we do a quick test run.
Um, um, we'll see.
We'll see.
Although I do love late night gaming.
I do love late night gaming is the best time to game and talking about.
Yeah, but yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
The nicest time to game.
It's nice.
It's time to game.
Some of us like to see our family
You have a family they're fake and not real
Yeah, sorry, I forgot. Yeah, don't let it happen again. Let me tell my wife that later to tell your wife
She's not real for me. Will you got it? Thank you? Thank you
They listen up honey, I got bad news from peanut. All right, you're gonna have you're gonna want to sit down for this one
But what do you want for dinner? Shut up. You ain't real. Yeah. Oh, the ghost is cooking dinner again
place is haunted
It's this often with great
I show up 6 p.m. Every night. It's just a five course meal on the dinner table. Oh, you know where it came from
I'm right here boys right here.
Follow me boys follow me.
We are we have to wipe is pregnant.
No, I mean, I don't know I'm gonna say.
Let me fucking.
Let's be good.
They would.
I know it's style like that.
I know it's soil and it was game like that.
Oh, shit.
I've been a goof with you, little bit of goof.
Is she?
God forbid.
There's people on me and I have no guns.
Nemesis, how's that gun?
Is it good?
I believe it is.
Yeah.
But not in short range, really.
Well, actually, kind of.
It's a reverse AR.
Little bit of people.
I got a shotgun, so.
Review of the enemy, my woman said.
Oh, that's why.
I need weaponry. I need weaponry.
How many weaponry? How many weaponry?
Yeah, I need a raw 301 and a peacekeeper
I would love that I would love that chiefs mind, okay. All right
I
Okay, I've been fucked sideways where my way wait wait wait wait wait wait there's something you're not taking is my two times
We're the fuck to my two times go. I don't have that. I have two red nuts. There's it. There was a two times in oh
There it is. Okay, I didn't mean to accuse you of crimes didn't commit
Apologize
I think he made a great situation.
Could it be confused?
Yeah, probably.
That's OK.
Could happen to anybody.
You know, a great hard drop you've got.
Thanks.
Thanks, chief.
I appreciate that.
I just realized you can slide with C.
Oh, that, yeah?
Yeah.
with my pinky in control like it was going out of style.
See!
What else could you do with that pinky you said a bit?
Stick it in your butt.
Oh, thank God.
Crap, I'll give you $5.50 and a half of you's gift card
to talk about if you laugh at your tongue on my belly button.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
Then you tell you.
Let me tell you.
Hey, I do it for free, son.
I want you to hang your ball sack from my chin
like it's a mist of tunnel on Christmas.
You understand me?
You understand me right here, good man?
You ever seen one of them angler fish?
I don't even know.
That's gonna be us.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard later.
I'm gonna buy you the fire's bottle of wine in the city.
And I'm gonna find your man pussy for six hours.
Oh my god.
I love me boys.
Love game.
Oh, I jumped up too early.
And left. And left.
Two eggs, two eggs right here.
Bruiser, bruiser.
Oh my god. What the hell is going on?
We've been practicing, we've been practicing.
And you can't play with people for breakfast.
We're talking about breakfast?
And where's all the people at?
They're behind us.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
It's alright, let's go kill them.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Yeah!
Haha, you missed.
Ah!
Oh shit.
He's up, he's up, he's up.
She's, bang, Mary Poppins!
Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins!
Okay, I might just be bad. I think there's a real possibility here.
Oh, the R99 was pretty fun last game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good one. Really good.
Holy shit.
Alright boys, I'ma grab this jump pad, we're going over, lock and load!
Lock and load boys!
Charge!
Holy shit, I'm coming up.
Holy fuck, he missed a notch.
no
live peanut live
on the boat, on the boat
I'm not on the boat, I'm not on the boat
I have that boat
I'm gonna come back
oh my god
guys
something tells me they really didn't want us to be in the slobby
I think so.
I think we dropped hot.
I think that was the problem there.
We were warmed up.
Quick, quick, quick hot drop, quick hot drop.
Quick hot drop, it could be watered.
Yeah, yeah, it could be watered, Mark.
All that talk, that's got me hot and sweaty.
Focus on the game.
I'm back out of this lobby.
No, don't, don't back out, don't back out.
Don't back out, don't back out.
My goodness, hurt my ears.
Well, mhm, Drac no carry.
Now, Drac kind of sucks.
He's like a mid player.
He's kind of had double the damage.
You did that game all good though.
What, 50?
I didn't shoot a damn fuck of that time.
I mean, no, we got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this, we got this.
We popped a French six milli.
Little French six milli, quick.
I'm a reindeer.
I want that to be known.
Look at that, that's the face of a cold stone killer right there.
You'll rip your esophagus out with his bare bones.
Yeah, why don't you cut it hot?
Um, nice.
Holy shit.
Here we go.
Oh, what's your say?
What's your say?
I'm the Joltmaster.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
For all those things fallen. Oh
You what let's go cage. Let's go cage
That's where it's at boys right here right here boys
Get it boys
Oh.
Fuck, am I landing?
Got one!
Nice.
Oh ho ho!
Oh, I just got tricked. I've been tricked. I'm the God of fools
Nice
Thank you, sir.
The hide right here for a second.
You must still patched up.
Thank you, boys.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Thanks a lot, boys.
Thanks a lot.
He's right there.
I got him.
Got him.
Got one.
You're not going anywhere, buddy.
You're not going anywhere.
Oh, shit.
Oh goodness. Oh goodness gracious.
Hello blue guy. There we go.
Oh, we're back in it.
I'm both these gentlemen on the side. Yeah.
He has bested me with his skill and power, I've...
Let's RIDE!
She's watch!
Oh, now I got you, you slimy bastard!
Now I've got you!
I had to get up here. I've been bamboozled. I've been to trick food
I made a fool!
I'm coming out there for much!
What am I hearing?
Oh, that's all right.
You need to live, you need to live, you need to live!
That's about it!
Oh my goodness!
Oh goodness gracious!
This guy's an animal, this guy's a maniac!
Good heavens. Good heavens. Jesus Christ.
We're coming across the bridge boys!
I'm toward to Mr. Hutch, I'm laying down this yellow penis.
Don't you worry, I miss literally every single shot, not one connected.
Good work!
Got him!
Now that you get away from me, you just...
Here we go, here we go.
Alright Mr. Hutz, lock it in.
Drak needs our help.
Let's ride!
Don't you worry cheap I wish my guy was a better climber
Don't you worry I got you I got you I forgot to pick up on one time I'm gonna need one
more of those bad boys here we go we're back
Oh
My god tickle them a little bit
Watch your face
I'm ass. I'm ass. I'm ass. I'm ass always happen. Oh
Good disgrace is oh
goodness gracious. Oh
goodness gracious
We're all gonna die
We're gonna live forever
I'm not gonna live forever
Help, help me please God there's a maniac on him's the same guy. I think that guy might be
Might be sexually attracted to me. Oh
My god, I got your back much. Mm-hmm. I think he wants me sexually. I'm not certain though. I'm not certain
Where does she is needed?
I'm coming back boys. Yep, yep, yep.
And ride!
Oh, that's the bastard right there that keeps following me.
Now I got you. Now I got your number.
Yeah, sir. Now I got you.
That is not the same guy. I made that up.
Oh, he's here.
Right here, right here.
oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness okay
I think that might be what happened. I think that might be what happened. I could be wrong though. I could be wrong. We got our one. We got our one. We got our one. Let's push it off. Yep. That's right.
I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I think that might be what happened. I think
that might be what happened. I could be wrong though. I could be wrong.
We got our one. We got our one. We got our one.
We got our one. We got our one.
Let's push it on. Yup.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Have for some Liars Bar.
We're going to have so many games uninstall.
Yeah, I know.
Are we sure we're going to play live?
We're going to have another game?
I think I have one more of me, so I say we do live as bar.
Okay, okay.
Good idea.
I've never played this before.
Good game, very good game.
It's a bar and you lie.
That's about it.
That's the premise.
By the way, we will have one random.
random so bless upon us with the non-racist that would be great that would
be great that would be great mmm sorry now someone in stream is going to be
waiting like a fucking hawk to get it this love it and rip them yeah yeah
and 11 and 11
that's okay we'll weed him out if something goes wrong we'll weed him out
I can always go see if I can convince Summit to come and join us for a liar's bar
I would love for someone to join us I would love let me see if I can do it
convince him convince him boys little bit of liars bar little bit of liars bar
Like qwop what is that hello from our rack
Come in good sir welcome in
Well welcome in good sir welcome in good sir
Welcome in good sir. He's what I have to say about that I've washed out every word I've said
Ah perfect perfect okay, let's see if I can find someone in a chat and join them and then yell at
him I can't I have his butt check he's in GTA right now all right I'm gonna join up and tell
them that we need him okay we're sneaking in we're sneaking in
I think we may have walked it at the wrong moment.
I think this is a personal moment.
Excellent bow movement, sir.
Excellent bow movement.
May I be the first to compliment you on not only your farts, but your shards.
Oh, man, what's up peanut? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'm eating food over here guys
Mr. Summit, do I have the deal of a lifetime for you?
Imagine investing in Apple in 2002
Imagine investing in Microsoft in 1999
Imagine investing in Bitcoin in 2008, okay?
That's the type of deal I'm about to put on your table
Okay, what's the deal you me touch rack
Liars bar
Now
What are you thinking?
There's a pretty good deal Jared today's a pretty good deal damn good deal
I just got a problem. You just got really bad time. I gotta go blow up cop cars in front of MRPD. You know what I mean?
Could you maybe?
Maybe like you do like I get that you're trying to commit crime, right?
Maybe because of your tardiness if you leave now and come back later you do something ten times more egregious to make up for it like
Nah, I should be there just a minute. Um something too wise as much cop cars. Listen I
Yeah, I need 30 minutes. I need a sub for me
Okay, okay. All right. I have a sub right here named big skanger. No, I'm not playing that shit. Oh
Never mind. I don't have a sub. Uh, that's okay
You just let us know Mr.
So you let us know I just need to go blow up a few cop cars. Okay. I just got some peeps waiting on me
Okay, okay. All right, you we're gonna be in the penis discord. You let us know
Also, I want I want you to look up a game called golf it
Hey, we're playing all types of games night. You want to play golf and we'll play golf it over here
Okay, I'm well now. I'm willing to do that. I'm willing to do that. Okay. Just give me give me 30
Give me 30 sounds good sound good. Oh
Guys I got him
you. Nice job, Pina. Nice job.
You got him? Nice. Well, that
doesn't help us. Don't you
worry, guys. Don't worry. I'm
setting up a public lobby. I'm
here. Invites it coming. Here
you go. Alright. Let me do it.
You guys are in. Okay. Alright,
we got Xavier. Is that is that
the gentleman we want is our
fourth. Get in there. Okay.
I'm gonna be the pick switch.
I'm just gonna guy.
This is good.
Hold on.
Let me switch my titles.
One second.
Oh, yeah.
You just give me one quick moment here, big man.
You give me one moment here, big man.
I'll be ready to rip it.
Here we go.
Look at that. There we go. All righty, then
And I'm good to go boys. I'm good to go. Let's get in there. Let's get their boys. Let's get their boys
Let's do it. Do I need to know anything in specific before this or?
What are we Jack? What are we doing sir? It's a car. Okay?
Holy shit. Drac may I say seducing you?
They are
Hi, mr. Peanut a sexy rabbit
Thank you. Thank you. I think we cut this immediately. I think we cut what we're doing immediately.
And we all stop what we're doing and remind ourselves that we may have loved ones and
family at home, such as Hutch. I think we remember that. He admits it. He admits it.
It's fake. That's a fake wife. All right. Well, there that goes. Liars deck to chaos.
All right, let's stop a little bit of basic. Let's stop a little bit of basic everybody up everybody up
Yep, I don't know how to do that. It's one of the buttons. That's for sure
Okay, okay
All right, now keep your eyes on the cards and not drags breasts
I can shoot this well not will not really
Who's our random hopefully he's not a racist good evening gentlemen. How are y'all doing?
I don't know how shit very good sir. Very good
Let's talk again. Let's talk again. What's up again, right here?
I don't trust you. I don't like the horn on your face. What the fuck? I grew this my
what are you looking at? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I was looking at those guys playing
most home. Oh yeah. I like my little stripes. You know, I earned them. I'm looking at those
God play mode on anyways anyways lights out you know how to play this yes okay
all right okay all right
I need absolute quiet to focus to a queen.
Let's your play big man.
Well, let's your play.
I can't see here. Let me let me see.
TREK, would you mind letting go of the left click button?
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Oh my.
Requeens.
I don't lie.
He's a liar.
Requeens?
Absolutely not.
I don't buy it for a second.
You want to know what else I don't fucking buy?
You what else I don't buy at this table?
What?
Drag figured out the unmute button.
Pretty sure he thinks he's been talking to the entire time.
Pretty sure it's at the bottom of the screen down there.
Yes sir, yes sir it is.
Yes sir it is.
He's the one who's going to be here.
What do you think about that, huh?
Three queens.
I don't tell a lie.
All right, buddy.
Only three of what you got is rolls down your stomach.
I'm callin' bullshit.
They call it bullshit.
I will!
Matter of fact, I will!
Bam!
Liar!
Go and pull that gun up and see if you won't be the man who's murdered.
Good luck.
This one's for you, darling.
I
See when you play against a fella like me hush, okay, I've played for it all I didn't come for half I
Didn't come for
Recorder I came for it all I came for everything
Fuck it in boys
Yeah, I see that I suck.
Ragn has not seen a hot talk.
Is my ingame not working?
No, it's not. Press me.
Hold it, hold it.
You don't hold V just press it once.
I'm holding it. I'm holding it.
Just press it once.
Make sure the microphone and the settings is the same microphone you use for streaming.
You mean vocal chords, pigman?
I saw, I mean vocal chords.
Idiot.
Jack please finish your turn so I can return to staring at your bunny breasts
You fucking pig
Xavier agrees
They are nice over there
They are fun thing
Perfect, everything is back to normal
What you gonna do fat man?
Two kings
Same thing I did last time
Look at that. Go ahead Xavier your move buddy
Don't go
Greg if you don't figure out how to fucking talk in this game it has two damn controls
You know it's only fair you called him a liar
He told the truth
I don't know, I trust Pigg.
Well, I'm Pigg is.
Okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and shoot myself.
Oh, what do we have here?
All right.
I don't fear the gun.
Oh, man, you're getting rid of the bugulator.
Thanks for the match, getting rid of the bugulator.
That should be a lesson to each and every one of you at this table.
Especially drac who still hasn't figured out how to use his mic 20 minutes into this game these settings don't fucking work
Hey, how do I call?
Bullshit egg so with your eggs must work in for me. This is only you will have a car
Yeah, so only the person after the first
There we go, okay, here we go
You flip me off with the hell I did stop staring at my fucking tits. Oh
Yeah, I
Wasn't I was staring at those guys playing mouth sound over there
Uh-huh and that little turtle man that seems to want to fuck that panda
That's what I was staring at
Huh
Go ahead your move hutch
We want to trust the person that hadn't spoken a word yet. I don't trust them further than I can throw
They just put that down and we just believe it every time. I can't trust him one bit
I say we all get naked see who's telling a lie
Don't you worry about nothing is yet again
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's see what's going on here.
Let's see what's going on here.
I got the call on that. Push it, pig.
He did tell the truth.
You just called me. What did you just call me?
Boys, what are we thinking? This fat bitch lied?
Hmm. Push it, pig.
Oh he's live! Oh he's live, 100%!
One!
Oh fuck it, just auto-played!
I mean, I meticulously selected the ace from my stack of cards and played it.
That's what I meant to say.
I don't know about that one.
Well, I'm gonna fucking die.
I do not fear the gun. I do not fear the gun.
Just go ahead, put it in my mouth. It won't do nothing.
Okay, I'm dead.
All right, okay.
All right, all right.
Okay, okay.
All right, all right.
That was crazy.
You kind of got to have a poker face in this game.
We get the best angle here.
And see here.
Looking for the best angle.
Let's see. Oh, there we go. That should be you get the best angle of the car
Oh, she's not actually watching them play Monzo
No way. I'd rather watch this game. This is a much better game over here.
You shut up or shut the table playing cards!
How are you two fine dragons doing?
What did you throw?
Fuck, I missed it.
You're fine, gentlemen.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, boys.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, gentlemen.
Oh god so the lab of mega lab!
got bullshit on that drag call
bullshit on that
goodbye
I'm putting that fucking gun to your skull
that shit is so sweet of him
I got five more of these to go
oh that was cold
that was cold
That was that was hard. That was hard that was hard
To basis
I'll bullshit that bullshit that bullshit that bullshit that bullshit that bullshit 100%
What come on?
You think I can all fuck about this little toy has gone
three. Three. Three. You gave me
three. Okay. Alright. Alright.
I'm really for me. No, no, I'm
for me. I'm for me.
That's what you call. I don't
grab it? Not yet, not until I win.
There's your bluff right there, boys. There's your bluff.
Tiger is playing the long game.
You really think you can avenge the hutch, but Tiger ain't mine.
I think you're going to save cards to the second round.
Go ahead and pull that gun up to your head.
That's right.
Fuck my butt.
I hope you don't hear that, all pulling.
Bunny's still got luck.
Creee!
Stay a-later.
Let's go, let's go!
That's all me and you, Xavier.
There were two.
My tents.
And there were three.
There's always only one.
Mono-E-Mono.
I honestly wonder what the rating of Mr. Statwardsman is
if they let dead bodies marinate in here.
I'm just saying there's definitely doesn't have an A in the button window
This ain't gonna do nothing to me. Let me turn my face towards it
I know how you're playing now. You're in the line of my sights.
Good thing you're blind in both eyes. I've done heard that as well. I heard you's kind
of stupid too.
You had to look at your ugly face across this table.
Two queens.
Now that was just a little too far.
I don't like how you put that down call them on the jig call them on it what's it
can you shut the fuck up you know I think I think I might just do that
well good thing I'm no liar here's your scope
I'll see you on the next.
Oh, that's the one right there.
See you later.
Ooh.
Hello, Jimmy.
Oh, shut up.
Yeah, shut up, Rabbit.
You're dead.
Also, press one.
Rabbit, press one.
I already pressed it.
Oh, okay.
I'm more interested in the lady at the bar
You know what they say he's a beer
If you play for a future you lose in the present
Whatever he had going on in his brain
It was a good fight.
Good luck, son.
Still got three more.
No, I didn't!
They didn't cook, boys.
They didn't cook.
But she's got me, son.
We said it.
Now, anybody with half a brain would know that on this go-around, you would never bluff.
you know that you're smart Xavier you're smart so you instantly did the exact same
thing they can I wouldn't call the second time oh my god oh my goodness oh my
goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness I was never worried Xavier
Rip him apart, Hunch. Let him have it.
Hey, I put you out of your position already.
You could've forced him to.
Two queens.
You know, you caught me bluffing the first time.
I was truthful the second time.
I didn't catch you bluffing the last time, but I think this time the odds are in my favor
I'm gonna call you liar
You rolled the wrong dice Xavier. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh
We're still two more chances. I was a good see you later
Let go
That was impressive, bud. That was impressive.
That was impressive.
Good game.
Excellent work, boys. Excellent work.
I figured out my mic. We need another one.
Uh, we need...
What? I'm switching up a bit.
We're up in the bar. We're up in the bar.
Liar's liar slots.
What's Liar's slots? I've never played that before.
Is that one good?
Liar's poker.
I think poker, I think poker, let's try that.
Let's do poker, let's do, I, I, I,
everybody always tells me to do dice,
but I've played that thing like seven times
and I still can't figure out how it works.
All right, all right dice,
I'll be poker, poker, poker, poker, poker.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm Mr. Big Hit, I'm Mr. Big.
I'm Mr. Big, I'm the Big Man.
I already have boys, but I'll be ready.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, sorry.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Well, well, well, Mr. Tiger.
Appreciate you swapping spots with me.
I'll be here for another night.
Stop fucking looking at my tits!
All right, boys, lock it in.
Lock it in.
Man, it's hard winning all the time, I hope one of you sons of bitches put me to
to the test. I forgot how to play this game. Yeah, who's turn is it? May not play much
poker, but we'll see how it's going. It looks like I got the upper hand again. I'm going
to go ahead and call. I'm calling. Bullets for years. I'm going to call him. I called
And here we are.
We are ourselves nays.
I call. I'm a holding fire.
You gotta call Bunny Woman!
Yeah, Bunny Lady!
I will kneel if I'm choosing the view.
Bunny Bitch!
I see you are, are poker chips.
What the hell, what the hell?
What the hell?
Are you sure?
You're fucked.
not ideal you're cooked for those are too too way I've got the greatest cars at
this table I 100% guarantee it fuck all of you and with that I will fall I
My sword, thicker than sex.
Fuckin' idiot.
Oh.
Ain't worried me even a bit.
Oh shit.
Look at how even bad it is.
She's still my brother.
You've gotta be ass-
Oh, she's fucking kidding me right now.
You have actually gotta be fucking my ass.
Are we so serious?
Are we so serious right now?
Now we super duper serious right now.
We're still having a
Damn it, damn it, I can't, let's see you.
Man we're dead again boys, we're dead.
You got yourself fucked.
I love spectate Saturdays, that was unlucky, that was not my fault.
But I'm a gambler so we're gonna let it ride.
i would love to play the game
so what you got
who
is that
it's
far
you ain't got shit either
well
i had an ace i had an ace
Yeah, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Guaranteed, oh my god
Yeah, I don't think there's any missing on this one
And she really can't
I did the final two you're going to need it look like you needed it last round there new
game new me let's see about that partner I can't believe that we are not folding next
time we are going all in.
Who folds that? You told me to fold that!
I ain't it safe.
It ain't gonna be this one.
It would be...
very unfortunate.
You think I fear.
It's right.
That was a good fold. I had a great hand.
Bad news for you. I have an even better hand now.
Why did you tell me to fold?
Well, hands are definitely better than words.
That would have been very helpful for me in three minutes ago, you daggers!
That's good.
I... the last time I felt this way...
I'm gonna rest.
Oh
Hey, Jack, how you doing down here?
Getting a little cold you might you might scoot you over I don't mind at all
I'll let you copy feel
Okay, you can shut the fuck up damn man!
You're my brother!
That fucking cock-lock!
What was that song?
What the hell is going on?
You're my brother!
Oh, Bob knows too.
Oh, mind off.
Is that...?
There, I picked him up on our way here.
I can't hear you.
I've done my head's data though, I'm sorry.
Pfft!
I'm good boys, I'm good.
I call...
Just not feeling alive.
I want to see one more.
Man, oh man.
I told you, I'm gonna back off now.
Man, once said, I enjoy the game.
I think you're talking about 85-year-old blacks pissing and shitting themselves.
I was on the gamble just about as much as anyone else, but I've been like...
Can you shut up?
Yeah, yeah, don't you talk to me like that
And play your little stupid game with your stupid friends
Yeah, I even want to play anyways why not immediately literally both times every time we play
I hope anyway. I don't have shit.
Yeah.
Let's cook.
Coward for you.
Good luck.
good luck yeah hopefully the same the one you're gonna need it and I ain't
leaving just yet look at that sunlight made it to the table
so many times I can't figure it out.
We've figured out the size.
Come on, Myers-Fodge.
Okay.
Let's do shots, let's do shots.
What do you have, what do you have?
Let's try it, let's try it.
That's gonna be pure luck.
That's what I need right now.
Yeah, it is.
I'm just not gonna play the game.
That would be great.
All right, beat up, beat up.
Yeah, well, well.
Yeah, this bar has received some updates since the last time I was in here.
A lot of different things
Club revealed I don't know what that means
In five place points and you unlock execute power belongs only to the one on top
No clear leader no execution
Only the lowest score player dies with excuse used is more than one at the bottom fate decides
Call liar at the right moment a line leads to a death. Oh
Missed the heart and it ends there survive death spin after lying and I have no idea what I'm reading
I'm reading it, but I am processing none of the information
Where do you see that?
I was that on the wall if one if one if one okay, okay? We're almost done. We should show her almost any heart
Okay
All right, let's see what I get here
I'm going to do a double spin, double, double, double spin, double, double, double, double
Okay. Alright. I still have no fucking idea what's going on.
Liar! You talking to me? I'm talking to you!
Is it because of my tits? Maybe!
did I win did I win
yeah yeah but I think it's still it ain't my turn
I
Pass I passed to you good sir
I fucking hate this one I have no idea what I'm doing
Okay, all right
What the fuck do you know what's happening? I don't know what's happening
Call the liar point I think I don't have any points your points. I got a fucking point. I'll tell you that
my heart
I'm gonna spin this thing
Okay, all right
I don't understand what I don't understand what I'm doing I
Couldn't be three-spaces only let me do hard boys
What?
They only let me do hards.
Are we saying we have hearts?
I don't know. I'm not certain yet.
Got two big ones right here.
Okay, all right.
Does anyone have any idea what we're doing yet?
I don't know, but I'm winning.
I think I'm winning.
One heart.
I think I'm winning. I'm freezer, I'm winning.
You have one point.
Well, hunch has zero.
He fucking sucks.
Well, I...
Well, that's good. That's good news for me.
What's my number on mine?
How do I say yes to what I have?
I don't know.
Easy.
There we go.
Alright.
I think I just figured out how the game works and I will use your guys ignorance against you to kill you all.
mm-hmm what's to be expected from a pig that's pig racism right there okay all
right okay I'm placing my bid and I'm not lying to Hawks okay all bullshit
reverse psychology I actually wasn't like
they good or bad oh oh my god oh my god
Jesus Christ, I'd like to apologize. He's just crashed
That's why we never laugh mm-hmm never tell a lie, that's what I say
Okay, three hearts his motherfuckers lying. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? This guy's lying his dick off
Fucking pull you call that you call that right now
shut up you call that right now liar good well I got shit before holy shit
God holy crap the fuck
I'll be I you're gonna hurt a lady
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
We went to double spin do again, I'm gonna find out right now
Okay, okay, on your heart.
Alright, I'm spinning, I'm spinning.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Are you looking at?
Stop staring at my tits!
I'm not staring at your kids!
I'm reading the playing field!
One heart.
Oh, okay.
You gonna call three hearts again?
Call three hearts again?
No.
But I'm so lucky.
I got two this time, but you're-
He's lying. He's lying.
He's lying 100% 100% now hold up pussy P
Last time you say he was I don't know why my nickname is pussy P
I feel like can we resupply that can we feel out the room? Can we take a boat? No? No?
That's your name. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah, don't call it
So you just move it on to the next one this car
It little little spin
You fat fuck
Wire
go ahead and bluff go ahead and bluff get ready to call that shit go ahead and
bluff
get ready to call that shit go ahead and bluff
have the balls to bluff go ahead and
100
yeah
yeah just got that little machine here you be loud
we should be loud we should be loud
sure
why are you still looking at me huh
Oh
How about we do a little bit of this?
What?
Holy shit! What the hell?
That is no way to treat a lady!
I'm psyched just you and me partner.
I'm psyched just you and me.
That'll be two hearts.
Two hearts there big man.
Double speed and a one more
Man how lucky am I how lucky am I
of it three hearts okay buddy okay pal all right buddy all right buddy you okay
all right buddy all right that'll be a you never learn this is why you're fat
and you've been a pig your whole life.
Wait, my first fan doesn't count.
Shit.
They say good.
Well guys, they say good at all.
Hard!
Let's go!
Well, see you later.
We're the winners! We're the winners!
Oh, wait, where's it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see that, boys?
That's how it's done.
Each and every one of you got a lesson to learn today.
OK, that was fun.
You like that one more than the cards?
Better than poker.
All right, Summoned Tails, get him in.
Hop on in, big man.
What's the last one?
You're going to have to kick all Xavier.
Oh, Godspeed, Mr. Xavier.
Godspeed! Godspeed out there, shit, you didn't even say nothing to him. I said Godspeed, I said Godspeed.
Mommy thinks he did something, bro. Godspeed, Mr. and James, Godspeed!
Wait a minute, I gotta invite Mr. Subidwai, Subidwai, do you have my friends list?
God, I see me that friend code.
I see you, my friends list, you're just like great out.
What's your, oh I see it, I see it, there you go big man.
You see you big man, you see you.
You know how bone in, bone in chief.
Liars deck, devil chaos.
I'm gonna do Liars deck chaos version.
Come on in.
Come on in, Simmons.
Make sure I can actually talk in here.
You guys using in here, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on in, Mr. Simmons, the water's fine.
What's up?
Can you guys play a music on this, bitch?
Yes. Oh, yeah. We get the whole feel.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is real life.
right. I'm a big.
Drac is sexy.
And I'm a rhino that sells
pineapple. So I just want to let
you know I'm fending off random
people joining. If you can join
so I can close up the gates.
That's what I did.
Oh, no, hold up.
Hold up.
Let me don't accept the invite.
I gotta I gotta I gotta kick
some money.
Are you ready?
All right. Three, two, one now.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Here we go.
Alright, ready up boys, ready up boys.
Wait, I don't know how to talk in game yet. I gotta figure out what to do.
V. It's V. V.
It's not a hold.
Holy shit, Drake, you just got sexy.
Oh my god.
So you can't talk right now.
Just get ready, talk right.
I got a southern accent.
I was about to say don't fucking talk to me like that, okay?
Sorry about that.
That's right.
I'm viewed up, boys, viewed up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, well, well, well, well.
All right, dog.
I'll be the only one leaving this table tonight.
You that right now?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Where are you from, old Mudsman?
I'm from California.
Oh, I see it.
I'm from over this, but I got there.
I was conceived in the better.
Well, we got Kings, three cards.
Two of them are Kings.
And that.
Huts. Oh, look at this.
Oh, I asked you to hold up.
Let me say.
They say, oh, wait,
HUNCH! Wait, look at this!
Oh, you got a genius.
Oh, shit.
Ha ha ha!
I flipped them off, you just couldn't see it!
Your move, Mr. Dreck.
Your move.
All right, all right.
What you got?
Which might I say you're looking mighty fat over there.
I concur with that.
You're a pig!
How are you talking about my body stature?
I...
Fat ass.
You are ten times fatter than I am, buddy.
King.
Ten times fatter.
You are badly built from fat.
Look at this.
What?
Another king has appeared.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, you're shh.
Give me that for you.
You keep flicking me off, brother.
I'm sorry, sir.
It's okay.
Go ahead and lay down a king.
There we go.
Call it.
Call it you know he's lying. There ain't no way he has two kings in his hand. You just played two kings two dumbass
And I was lying and you were too stupid to call me on it call him on it
Yeah, why didn't you call him on that peanut now pussy pee guys? We're not going pussy pee
We are swapping the nickname right now. What about would you?
pluriferate
to me
What are you doing?
Hey, call them on that, musmit.
You know you don't have another key.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, I just want that to be known.
That was her skull.
Well, ain't my first rodeo.
Hello, fuck what?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, yeah, I was, I'm sorry.
That was close one, that was close one.
His blood would have been on your hands drag but not called pussy peas bullshit. I wasn't lying by the way
That you see I trust oh my god. I have the best hand you could possibly have I
Cannot lose this round it is impossible
Everyone here can suck me proliferating
Like I keep trying to say that word right and that's my third attempt
I'm gonna say
Hillary
Yeah, it looks like it king. I'm gonna stop trying to say that word. I gave it a lot of the tips and it never worked out
All right, now you're gonna call me on this track if I played this bad boy
Oh, no, you're gonna call me on this seat. You see her over there at the bar though. Oh
I see
I just want to make sure.
Talking about the monkey, right?
Bite me.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, do it.
Fuck that.
Hey, fuck you.
Unfuck that monkey.
All right.
Fuck you.
You won't call me on that.
You don't have the balls.
Ooh, back to the Mastercard.
You see, who do I choose?
Who do I not the I shoot drag?
Suck I shoot Hunch!
Die!
I'm gonna kill you.
Alright, I shoot no one. Alright, I shoot no one.
I'm gonna kill you, pig!
You want some of this, fatty? You want some of this?
What?
Cause I fucking hate you.
You're fat and you're ugly and you're stinky.
Dammit!
Oh, gosh.
Oh, yeah.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
The hell you looking at? Don't you run to your eyes over here?
Oh my, how about you lift that Hawaiian shirt just in the left so I can take a peek at those nipples?
You got me.
Queen.
I'ma give you such a bad wedgie it's gonna look like you're wearing a G-Shrink.
Now, now, wait, cause you took a long time.
He didn't take a long time. He did take a long time.
I don't care. I've already almost cost that man his life.
Alright, Drake, you gonna call me on this, chief? You gonna call me on this?
Bitch, I might.
You ain't gonna do nothing. You ain't got balls.
You ain't got the balls.
You don't have them. You don't...
Bad decision, pal.
Bad decision, buddy.
Everybody aim and hug right now!
Aim and motherfucker and hug!
Oh, aim something with the help!
Oh, let's all calm down, let's all calm down, let's all calm down now, let's all calm down.
Everybody calm down, everybody calm down, everybody calm down, everybody calm down, everybody calm down.
That's the second time you tried to kill me!
everybody relax everybody relax I will I will remember that we got here the one
guy who didn't aim his gun at me you want me to call him a liar yes he's
You're going to call me on this
track. You're going to make the
same mistake three times in a
row.
Two times a charm.
And do it.
He's bluffing for sure now.
Ooh.
That's a save.
Some people never learn, boys! They never learn!
Do you think I'm scared of this little fucking stupid fucking gun?
Fuck it in.
I'm gonna call you black every fucking time.
Yeah, you won't. You won't do it.
Please don't. Every time I'm selling out, I will die.
Oh, you ain't calling this bluff. I know for certain this time.
You ain't got the stones four times in a row, buddy.
You ain't got the stones, you ain't got the stones, you ain't got to do nothing, you ain't got to do nothing.
Do I get any revolver after every, or is it the same one?
It's the same revolver.
It might not be calling shit anymore boys.
You only got two out of six to remember and help us if you're shooting someone else.
You know that's right, because I don't ever have to worry about him calling nothing on me.
You ain't got the stones Dreck you ain't got the stones
You just let that you ain't got the stones, buddy. You ain't got the stones
This is what you ain't gonna do nothing
You ain't gonna do nothing. He doesn't have another king. You ain't gonna do nothing, buddy
You ain't gonna do nothing. Oh damn. I was really hoping you'd call that
That was the one where we all pull the guns up and shit
All right, all right, some of you gonna come up. Yeah, we anything I'm saying the truth King. It's a good guy
Now you better call that shit pussy-pee
My god, I just took on some perfect
I
Shut up Drake, okay
Thank you, I saw what you did
Oh, I got you. Oh, listen, we've always been friends. We've been friends for a long time
Listen, we've been friends for a very long time you and me. We go way back. We go way back
You don't show it. Fuck you.
Fuck you, P.M.
I never liked that guy. I'm not gonna lie.
I can still hear you.
I'm very kind to say something.
Yeah, we're dead.
I'm gentlemen.
it didn't go very well for us somehow we're dead again I'm not sure I somebody
somebody in the set has done something so egregious that you have passed on your
bad luck to me and whoever you are whoever you are fuck you whoever you are
that has done something so egregious so karma-filled that I get my ass pounded every damn time.
Gentlemen. This is your fault. This is how I do. You son of a bitch. Goodbye.
Now you stay right here when we want. Sorry boss. That's okay.
All right, all right.
That's okay, Lackey.
I still love you.
I still love you, Lackey.
That's okay.
Stop boss, stop boss.
That's okay, boss.
That's okay, Lackey.
We'll catch him on the fifth.
Ain't nothing to worry about.
Look at Hutch's pussy face over there.
Look how smug he looks.
You see that?
That's the look of a guy who thinks he can't lose.
You know what we're gonna do to him?
We're gonna.
I don't care what you put down, I'm calling it.
We're gonna fuck him.
Next time I'm alive, I'm gonna give him that rhinoceros.
You pussy over and I am letting them have it.
I'm telling you, you're gonna have to get an
endangered animal huntsman to get me off of that mother fucker.
Look at me dog, muster.
You know who the point of that dog?
Hold on, son.
You're gonna see it.
Hold on, son.
Remember what I did for you.
Hold on, son.
I'm sorry, Jack.
No.
Good practice, dude.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I remember this shit.
Everyone at this table jerked out the Leprechaun before he got to this bar.
I remember this shit.
Oh, shit.
I remember this.
Damn it!
Good.
Everyone say,
I'll never forget that.
I keep looking at you so slow.
Hahahaha!
I'm the pig and I'm dead.
Liar.
Oh, shit!
You know what to do! You know what to do!
You know what to do!
Hold on now, something, you can make these right here.
Hold on now, something!
You know what to do!
Something, you can make these right here!
Someone, you're aiming at me? I'm warning them, you motherfucker!
So...
I see how this shit's replaying!
Somebody run the numbers on that!
Somebody run the math on what just happened!
Why is it a row?!
This is malarkey!
was now we say we stop fucking team you up on here
oh shit
everything repeating of course I apologize I apologize thanks for running up
to that one he's looking a little funny over there King
hmm can you do me a favor next time you pull the chaos card yeah can you
shoot me again I just want to feel something
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Now I ain't doubted this huh?
Good. Oh shit, here we go. Oh shit.
Everyone relax, the match is over.
Hudge, please shoot me. Please shoot me again.
Hudge, please shoot me again.
Hudge, please. Please shoot me again.
Touch, touch, touch, touch.
Oh my God, he's a mountain boy.
This is what I've done.
What?
That's not my fucking day.
What?
He's the buckiest sumptuous I ever done seen!
I think he won't let me so slow over there!
Freakin' me out!
What's the number at?
Go check.
Okay.
Everybody's four out of six.
You gotta start a blast.
Fire!
Oh, you got a 50-50 shot here, hutch.
Well, gentlemen, all right, all right.
I
Know I shall read the numbers wrong it was it was like 20% chance you live
I'm bad
Are you doing cheap? How you doing?
I think it was 33% either that
would be to be a what king or two out of six chance he did not so we had 30%
that makes it 33% liar
well well well fuck well
Shoot yourself! Shoot yourself!
See if luck's still on my side.
I'm pissed if I die.
OOF!
Oh my god!
What is your luck?
This guy's got an L.
This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
I can't believe you survived all those shots.
Oh my god!
Devil it's in a chaos have all screw it. Let's go. What is devil is devil good?
We'll see. Oh
We devil devil are ready up ready up ready up boys. Oh my gosh, dude. Dr. I could have plot armor
That was
I think this guy might be best game of the night. Absolutely fucking it
It's so much fun.
Well, well, well, well.
Let's put the cat dragged in.
Baby Trout.
Don't even look at me this game.
I'm just gonna be fucking disgusting.
Get that off of me.
Hey, Drac!
What?
Two Queens.
Alright, I'm already a victim.
Two Queens.
Let's see what's going on here.
You're not here.
One queen.
What queen?
I'll tell you, Drag you really don't gotta worry about nothing cuz I think he just wants
to play the game this time.
Yeah, I really just want to stay alive.
Call my love, these boys.
I did call it.
Call it something.
Don't call it if you know what's good for you, sir.
Who you gonna trust?
At Buffalo?
Smart man
Yeah boys hate to do this shit, but
I'm gonna go ahead and play the safe route never mind
I'm sorry. I startled anyone. I don't I didn't want to ruffle any feathers. I'm sorry. I just want to stay alive
I
I just want to I'm sorry. I was gonna make a bigger play and then I'd well I want to wrestle anyone's feathers
One
What does that mean oh
My god, what are we doing with these? Oh?
Oh
Guys if I die right now
Thank God
Holy shit son of a bitch
Holy crap
I'm taking you all out this game. Yeah, I like so you try a little piggy
Put your faith in me boys. Put your faith in me Bundy Letters. Put it in me. Put it in me. Put it in me right now.
Well Mr. Bob and Long Nips and Mr. Keith and my boy, Mr. Twinkie's boy's good man, good old man. Thank you my boy, thank you my boy.
Now as you know, he's lying. I know it.
Listen up, huck. Listen to me right now.
Here you go, huck.
Please.
Nah, call my bluff.
Call my bluff.
Just calling it a bluff?
Nah, guys, he's telling the truth.
I think we're all telling the truth.
He's for the matter.
He does not have three aces.
Oh, Monka.
Wait a minute.
Go ahead and load that bullet in there, Ys.
All right, all right.
You got me, bitch!
It ain't gonna kill me.
I...
...leave him just yet.
Shit.
I told you, I got the whole shit.
I told you, I said put it in me, I said put it in me!
I told you, I told you!
Yeah, what's 100%?
Yeah!
I have an idea boys. I have an idea about to mentally and psychologically trick that one into calling our bluff and in reality it is no bluff but the devil card itself.
Two kings.
You looking at what's it big nothing nothing bounce
Yeah
Playing it safe. It's kind of how I want to do it
Playing it safe
I want to do it playing a double line. He double lies playing safe. It's playing safe. He wants you to call
Do it then bitch I
Said Kings
Okay, you hear that boys?
No, some of it on the block, double block, so that means we have to triple block from
now on.
So that means one king.
We say, now, we ain't gonna let him squeeze through with that one king, are ya?
So now we just lie, so now we just lie, so now we just, cuz it's a, it's a double
double double negative, so now we just lie.
All right guys, it's gonna play it's name
Just give it to you to play it safe. Oh and play it safe
Now he's going for the single so he wants you he doesn't want you to call. He won't go to here. He won't go to
You're on to a sports run. I said we played see I
Wouldn't call it a long key. Yeah, I knew you wouldn't go to and you know who will
I
Like so now we
Tell the truth. He thought this was one of your rounds
We tell the truth that we tell the truth
double double double double negative
Yeah, oh that's gonna hurt
That's gonna hurt right there
I'm good.
Oh, look at this bitch right in the barrel.
Do it, I dare you.
That was hard as fuck.
That was so cool.
I didn't know we had a Sigma at the table.
Holy shit.
He is the alpha wolf.
Woo!
Get a Levesse.
One Queen.
Yeah, playing it safe is what I do.
One Queen.
Yeah, plan it safe.
Two Queens.
You didn't buy it, now we have to double, double, double, double, double life.
So now we've just lied.
Queen.
Fuck it, boys, fuck it.
Are you dumb?
You guys, you have to pay the devil card alone.
You can't, I know I thought of that.
You have to pay the devil card alone.
It doesn't let you pair it up with any of the asses.
No, Thrac is lying.
I dare you.
Nah, he's not lying.
He's telling the truth.
Let's get on with the game, guys.
Three queens.
Oh, thank god.
Three Clogs.
That's you stupid bitch.
That's the brain's friend.
So when you see that, you weren't lying.
We were making him think we were lying.
So that we got something in our back pocket,
the double, double, double, double, double,
Now some of you are lying to me.
Which we can then last monster and win.
Is that it when you put down?
Mm-hmm.
Of course it is.
So we just act the exact same way we have to last two times?
By this we can hope.
Take more air than we can understand.
Go and pick up that bullshit.
Take a bad hand or some bullshit.
Please!
You be aye.
But say if luck's still on my side.
You'll be aye.
Oh
That's how we please are we please remember we can't combine it with anything else we got two of the king's own we do what we do
Two kings two first old places first place
Oh my god, two aces, two kings, and then the last king, it'll force them to call me a liar!
Yeah!
Do it. Please do it.
Now he's looking at me funny. The eyes have played.
Well...
Yeah!
Do it.
Go back to spectator
Don't let him get away with that anytime he's confident he wants you to call me talks
And he shuts up when he doesn't mean you know, yeah, he doesn't want you to
Yeah, when this peanut stop talking
Yeah, see look at that's the nervousness kicking
Could be anything in those cards boys, could be anything
I know him too well, I know him too well
He was down the truth
But I wasn't
But you were it
Come on now
I was doing the whole show
That's what you should have called him
Damn
I don't want to die, I don't want to die
I don't want to die
And I was never afraid
holy shit that was hardest one
okay not bad not good but not bad just remember gentlemen double double
double double double double one King liar oh I would never lie to us oh my
Oh my goodness.
You are a brother!
Slip it in sensually and call me Sally.
That was incredible.
You're dead.
You two are the names, huh?
She's on his butt hole.
He next.
He's dead.
Yeah.
He's dead.
He's four.
He's five.
he's dead. Still warm enough for me.
Put your stars on the table there boy.
Don't look at me, look back at him. Go look for his approval.
Yeah. Such a genius.
Who's good for you, DC's?
Now, now.
Big move, but I've seen bigger risk failed.
Now, now.
He thinks I'm gonna call him. I'm not.
because his next move is a guaranteed lie. I'm gonna tell the truth. I know that I'm
gonna call his bullshit when it comes back around to him.
and put your cars on the table track
back to him
track with your cars on
take that's all we got is we gotta hope the track is lying
liar liar
you're done son you're done son you overflaved your hand
and now you're dead
I'm not afraid of you!
Keep fucking dotting me, brothers!
Well, well, well.
Yeah, gentlemen.
Come on, now.
Yeah!
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
That's how the cookie comes sometimes.
yet I'm not gonna go meet your buddies yeah I missed them I want to die this
whole time you don't meet your buddies said no one ever
She's so calm on it
What?
My god, he's lying
Told you I told you I done told you 50 50. I'm not feeling too hot about this
I've been talking to you this whole time.
Why did you guys tell me I was talking to you this whole time?
You're talking to me this whole time?
Actually, you're all in your...
My bad.
Right now like your life depends on it. I'm telling you press the X button and call this fucker a liar
Call it. No, don't call it. You say them too much. Don't call it
Hello, King
But you may be a certified genius
You were lying weren't you Jack on that last card? I'm so fucking Lulee brother
I'm dead here. I really hope I'm not a mistake, but I'm dead
You're dead, son
I got to say I don't get to see this side of you very often with the games we play but
you kind of strike me as a gentleman who would be able to identify any model train
time if you know what I'm saying goodbye drag and goodbye fucking queen and a
joker goodbye I know you did it's but you were playing the long game oh shit
I'm so confused. I thought I was out of lines. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
One king, man.
I don't know. I said two kings.
Two kings. I don't know what you're doing.
I know that's your last one she think you have me read one
King yeah I do have you read and now you're fucking dead bitch
There's one thing I know it's how to tell a liar and animal facts and I'll smell you later
Wow Wow that was it that was intense wrong that was intense that was intense
Good good good.
That's Liar's Deck, Deck 2.
Okay, Liar's Deck 2.
Let's give it a go.
Chaos, chaos then.
Guys, I'm telling you,
I really wish I knew how to play Liar's Decades.
I've tried it so many times
with the Bungalitters trying to help me how to play it
and I still can't figure it out.
I can't.
I don't know how, I don't know how it works.
I've tried it so many times.
Honestly, I'd be down for another Liar's Poker.
I love this game.
We can do dice and try to figure it out on flyers.
I tell you, I say the same damn thing every motherfucking time I play this game.
Some dipshit that is cool, we'll figure it out.
We do it every time!
We never figure it out!
I'm doing my first video of the smartest individuals in the world right now.
That may be true, but some things are even too complicated for three geniuses such as
ourselves, plus Summit.
Don't tell him I said this, but he's sort of, uh, takes a couple minutes to figure out
where the rectangle block goes, square-slot-wise, you know what I'm talking about?
He tries the circle hole first, of course, that's where a lot of people go, and he
goes the trap to somewhere hold obviously doesn't work
and he figures it out but it takes him a little longer than the others
I still get there
he still gets there because that's something about summit
he never backs down never what
never give up
alright let's do this
You don't want it up.
Well, well, well.
Let's put the cat dragged in from the outside to the inside,
which is where we are now.
Ha ha ha.
Got a hand, boys.
It's a scene you hear again, Drake.
It was nice and cozy inside of that head of yours.
How many monitors you got on top of your phone?
It's just one big old brain doesn't work very many ways except for a couple good ways
Said a hundred milligrams will you take cool?
I guess maybe I'll call
Fiat stink squad
And here we are
I don't think that I can do that.
Powered Fold.
Ah, bitch.
Why, who did you say that over there monkey?
Who said that?
That monkey over there at the bar said that, I think.
It's just life.
Darling.
I've been rotting, anyway.
Darn it.
That was kind of depressing.
That made me lose her.
Ooh.
I was kinda depressing.
That made me lose him.
Oh, yeah, okay?
Okay, yeah.
Yep.
Okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, got it, got it.
Shush!
Yeah, it is pussy pig let the better fat one win. I'll tell you dying isn't losing
I think dying actually is losing him so what my gadgets it
You want some of this you want some of this you got a pair oh I got a pair
Oh, I got a pair. I am so unbelievably fucked you have no idea
Well
Guys we be so this one guys, I don't want to be dead again, please please guys, please let me be sorry
What please guys, please let me start this one. I don't want to be dead again, please please guys
Please let me be sorry this month, please
Please, please, I can't be dead, I can't be dead again, please, please, please, please,
please, please, somebody say something, somebody say something.
Sweet dreams, baby boy.
She's stealing my car.
Fuck all of you.
Sorry, sorry.
Holy shit, wait a minute, I don't mind this at all.
What's the car's width of-
Wait a second, wait a minute, what are you-
I'm a right
You guys want to restart and go back to the other game
Heck no play the sound
Fuck you summit
Right now all three of us. Let's go say less. I'm in all in
Okay
I don't think it lets me think one of you have to go
Oh yeah though, we all have to call once and then we go all in.
Yeah.
I call, you should call.
I call, and here we are.
Aw fuck.
Man, remember the deal.
No, remember the deal.
it's one
an honest man's game
that's one
an honest man never tells a lie
that is true that he's a true honest man
but he's right
the gamblers
lie all the time
good luck gentlemen
what's getting hardest shit oh my god
I mean, damn, what the fuck?
I thought we all agreed.
Good luck, boys.
Oh, let me down.
I mean, Hodge, you have got to be the most gangster rhino
I have ever seen in my life.
What the hell?
Holy shit.
Wait, you tired?
It's playing with you.
Yo, hey, kicker wins.
tonight my friend you bail on that motherfucker yeah you're fucking pushy
fucking blast my brains out you bitch now you are a bitch
we we get a word you stupid fucking bitch I hate you you fucking liar
I've been rotting anyway
Welcome to gambling you filthy animal
You're a crazy man. You're crazy man.
I
Can't hold them cars seek truth
Hmm
Serious for peanut thank you summit
Summits a good man
Summit is a good man guys a quick W summit in the chat a quick W summit in the chat
But you got over there. Don't you summit in the chat?
with us in
What the fuck you bruh?
Wait which one beats that?
He does.
Good bye.
Straight flush.
Good bye.
Never like you, motherfucker.
If this was really the west or whatever dude, I'd fucking shoot you first.
You really taking his time with those bullets.
It's the end of my life, man.
Alright, go ahead, get out of my way, buddy.
It's just life.
Get out of here, bitch!
Yep!
Ah!
I'm sick of this hippo bitch.
Ah!
Which game mode?
I like the other car.
Game mode.
All right, ready up boys, ready up, ready up.
It is longer and you can kind of prolong it.
Ready up, ready up.
Let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
You're done boys.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in boys.
Well...
Well, well, well...
We're back.
I'm gonna see you bastards here.
Summit?
We shake you following on your sword last round for me
Gotcha, I got you hutch wait. Why don't you like everybody's help as always?
Drac you're looking very handsome. Is this something new with your hair? I
Would let you fuck me. That's what I would love to fuck you sir. Hey, let's get this game done first though
greed, okay, agreed
I need you to call me right now
Summit I need you to call my bluff right now, please God listen to me some damn it summit
King
He likes to do the double fake, you know say yeah, yeah
Summit King don't call me
haha
just
liar
guys
if this gun goes off right now
haha
if his gun
Oh my god
please some of this, just kill someone else
please kill someone else
Something he likes, moves last hand
something you guys want to
I don't know if I'm gonna win this game, but I'm gonna kill that fat rhino on the other side of this circular table just for you
stupid slashing out. Summit, dude, don't call this meme.
Quim. Don't do it, but don't. Don't do it, but do it. Don't. Do it. Don't. Do it.
Don't. But do it.
Queen. Fuck you.
We did
Thank you, but you're such a cheese about my bitch
You follow that shit right now. I'm just not gonna say anything this time and let someone do his thing. Okay, we
Call it my 100% eat my dick from the back you did
I hope I see one for you fucking
God thanks the gods up above Zeus beside him
Everyone that went in with areas or whatever the fuck the guy holding up the world and shit
The guy they have in marble with the shell over his penis. Oh my god. Oh my god
Okay, listen summit.
That's not a cell over his penis.
You, whatever.
Now listen summit.
This is a king.
You understand me?
You call this your big trouble.
I understand.
King.
This is a king right there big man.
King.
Well, we won.
Well, we won gentlemen. Well, we won
You're dead hippo bitch
that all you got
you gotta be fucking kidding me
oh wait I wasn't you
guys listen this is something you gotta let me run on this one
you gotta let me run on this one cheap
cheap you gotta let me run this one cheap okay you gotta let me run it will
you let me run this one cheap wait so many might be reverse I will my
psychology you could be them no thank god
queen
holy crap
no no no he doesn't expect you to go on sale
listen he thinks that you won't call him right now
he thinks you're in your head whatever you think he's not
he thinks whatever he thinks
I just wanted to record that he's not very impressive that you're tricking me
I haven't lost every game of that.
Oh, son!
Holy shit.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Here it is.
She's dying.
We're back.
Guys, I'm a genius.
Stop it.
I actually feel that Hudge may actually be a genius.
No, no, he's just lucky.
I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, he's not dropping the real car
That's a fake.
He is me.
That's a fake.
Listen to him.
That is a queen.
I would call it a foul.
Listen, I'm getting up. I'm going to grab chips.
Because I know you ain't going to call that.
Because it's a queen. Don't do it.
You motherfucker.
Damn.
Damn. Holy crap.
I just might actually just be a hyper genius.
You just die already
That's my bad Jack that's my bad. I thought I had a man. No, you can you did
You were a little fuck we're a little screwed I
Should we pay the queen in the first one you guys agree?
King I know you were faking it
You still getting chips he's looking shit. It's gonna autoplay whatever place call that shit
An autoplay not a plate go on go on go on go on
Wait, I'm looking at those eyes. He's behind them. No, he's back. He's just not talking
up yet and this is normal look tell the truth each other truth liar go ahead and
get that revolver oiled up me big man go ahead and get that revolver oiled up
Well ain't my first rodeo
I can't let you
Damn it
Come back what happened
Alright buddy
Yeah alright pal we don't believe you
Poor ass acting
Yeah what happened
pay for the pizza as well wait did he call it
brazzers not in college bullshit on peanut
he wasn't bullshit right don't you ever
doubt me again how dracker you done
You can get a little bitch over there.
He lied first, he lied first.
He lied to the queens.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Listen Jack, you don't want to hear it, but there ain't no way he's doing it that many times.
He has a horseshoe up his ass.
I know he does.
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Well boys, I think this is it. Nah, you're good luck
Oh
You kill them
I
Did not did not clean now. I'm gonna tell you
Ain't up. Yeah, I continue to be at this table. We would I'm gonna tell you what I'm putting on the table
Hey, fuck you
King
That's a lot
Hey
I
Get caught on you don't you want to call up don't you he's a double liar, right?
He's gonna call it hundred percent, but then I missed it. I do call it. So it's that means he wants me to do call it
I'm not sure liar
You missed the law
You should have listened to me
Well ain't my first rodeo
It's like it's just down to you and me, hutch.
You and me.
It's just me.
Oh yeah.
King.
Is it on? Is it on?
Is it on?
Liar!
Wow, what a cough.
This little piggy didn't go to market, huh?
You are a little...
This little piggy...
Just like she wants you to die!
Hey, why is it your gun?
Oh, shit.
Yes!
There you go, Grady.
Yes!
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Holy shit, Peter.
Yes sir!
Holy shit, Peter.
Yes sir!
Yeah, that's how you do it.
Oh, that's how you do it.
Yeah, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
You like my little clip?
Not bad.
You like my little clip?
You like my clip?
Now go.
One more.
No.
One more.
I'll see how much I'm not going to lie to you.
It's already 120.
I usually end in 40 minutes.
You're on for the long haul, buddy, no matter what.
You got this.
Three, twenty, twenty-eight.
Look at this.
I'm already in...
Master, please.
I'm gonna get left behind.
Shit!
I'm just having to put that shit in.
My man!
Good lad, you do good.
I let you die.
Oh, no, here we go.
Wait a second.
Whoa.
Do we all do the same lie as that?
Or do we want to switch like slots?
I'm off, sir.
This game is fucking smart.
There's two slots, there's two slots.
Jesus Christ, thank you, my boy.
I like that one.
Okay, everybody, that means to be big, man.
You need to wear the B-squat.
I mean, we can do slots, my brother.
Hope you do it smart, big man, hope you do it smart.
I actually kinda like the slots.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I enjoy the slots.
I'll do them.
Plus, if we play slots, there's a good chance
Summit dies first,
because he has no idea what he's doing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm a quick adapter, learner.
Well?
See if that's the truth.
Go ahead, ready up, boys. Go ahead, ready up.
Go ahead, ready up, if you dare.
Now, let me tell you something, Mr. Summit.
Okay?
I'm gonna turn your bussy into masked potatoes this round.
I want you to take one look at Drac.
Okay?
Hey, Summit.
I
Okay
Want you to harvest that feeling?
You look your boner
What a group what a great start? What a great starts?
Yeah, we're well what we got here boys
Where's his trash? I was his trash and sit with this table
By the way, something you're still not beautiful
Oh yeah, they're good.
I think someone hit his vase and stretched too much to that.
Double spin.
Not true.
That's actually not fair at all.
His whole game is about predicting other people's actions and summits on the fucking
moon.
How the hell am I supposed to predict what he's doing?
I see here.
Am I hearing someone got performance enhancing drugs last game?
Yes, yes, performance enhancers.
Yeah, I'll accept it.
What the hell was that?
How'd he do that?
Double sleep.
What was that?
One heart.
I believe it.
I believe it, Hutch.
Don't look at me while you're spinning that thing.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha.
Lucky me.
you say three blocky me do it oh say three oh do it just put two there box I
believe that she got there champ double-speed yeah
Oh, that's what I wanted to say.
Two hearts.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Three hearts.
I don't believe that for one damn second.
I don't believe that for one damn second!
Now pipe down Piggy. Let him go.
Put the pot down.
Six it, buddy.
Call that motherfucker a liar right now.
That is insanely hard to do.
Call that, buddy!
A liar!
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, Lee.
Who said to do that? What the hell?
Was it that turtle over there?
Turtles, shut up! We're trying to play!
Death's speed.
Oh shit.
Sorry son.
You killed him! You killed him!
Fuck me!
Lucky me.
Poo Hawks.
Surely, you see through the bullshit, right?
What are you looking at?
in a hillbilly.
Hmm.
Liar.
Oh, man, you got me.
You got me, Mr. Hutch.
Got me a front-row seat to your execution, you fat bitch.
Go ahead.
Pull that lever.
Now you're dead this guy is the luckiest son of a bitch I've ever seen
We're getting next down.
What?
Now what?
I'm not sure.
One heart.
I
Bullshit, I was thinking the same thing, but I'm not willing to risk it. I'm in a good spot. I'm in a good spot. Oh
Lucky me
Lucky me.
A booblesqueen.
Dr. Lucky, ha ha ha!
Oh! Lucky me.
Lucky me.
I don't know about that one much Let's play a game, bud
Liar!
Oh no!
Now you got it!
Die!
Death's beam.
Yes!
let's go let's go let's go let's see what's cracklectin let's see what you're made of
uh
my heart
one heart huh?
call it
let's see what i've got
call it
you don't have to
you can kill them right now with the X
and use
shut the fuck up
thank you i forgot about that
you're dead
I
That's all that
Now listen up boys you over there you're fat you over there
I'm gonna fuck you and you over there summit. You're a great sport and a great player
Excellent work boys. Oh, I'm gonna do what he said about something
Miss absolute miss to enter bubble for
Good
Thank you, my boy.
Shut the shit.
Hold up now, boys.
We still got 30 minutes.
One more.
Hold up. We don't even have to do this game no more.
We can do anything for the next 30 minutes.
What do we want to do?
At least 3.30.
We'll play more lives, Bart.
We want to hop on something else.
Well, I'm going to be my OG, boys.
No, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hutch.
I plan on getting off.
No, I'm not.
I plan on getting off before three.
It's not 3 30 because of a time change.
I'm already staying on way too long.
It was a time change?
Yes.
They might stay in the room or whatever.
You know, we're losing an hour tonight.
Yeah.
Whatever.
We talk about like.
It's 3 30 AM for me right now.
Like, so right now it's supposed to be an hour more than it is?
Yes.
I didn't even notice.
You wouldn't unless you'd know about it.
We've just been having such a dandy time I didn't even notice we played an extra hour.
We didn't play an extra hour. We played the same amount of time. The time just went ahead.
Wait, no, wait, hold up.
It's supposed to be 2.30 in the morning right now. The time changed an hour ahead, so instead it's 3.30 in the morning right now.
So when you go to sleep, you want to wake up at 9, it's actually going to be 10.
we played an hour less basically I'm gonna sleep good night guys good night
great day great evening I'll see you tomorrow or see you whenever I see you
he hasn't happened yet I'm out of here love y'all bye
GG. GG's boys.
Fiat, time doesn't change for you until it hits 2 for you.
What kind of fucking wizard witch magic are you talking about, huh?
What time is it in central?
1.32 in the morning.
Okay, so at 1.59 it's gonna go to 3am for you, so it hasn't changed yet.
For you.
You disrespect me one more time, I swear to God.
You stupid motherfucker.
Now boys, what are we doing for the next half hour?
I say we run it back.
I say we run it back or...
...summit your kind of the freak.
You might have a game in your sleeves.
The only game I got for occasion like this is Dolphin.
The more the merrier for something like that, you know
Back to have like I think up a
Hope that eight people huh, what about phasmophobia?
No, no, no, uh, dude. I'm a fucking pussy
Thing is about golfing. I just don't see it being more fun than super battle
Super battle golf is like
Mario Kart version versus like golf it'll be like you know more like skill base so you can talk shit to each other
You know I mean for how bad people aren't so fun. It's up to you. What type of style you like hold up. What if drag?
like
Like puts on his maternity panties so his pussy doesn't get in a wad and we go play phasmophobia
Yeah, fuck it.
I just feel like that's like, you want to have at least a couple hours for that.
Okay, okay.
That's what I was telling Sony.
Wasn't that, yeah.
Okay.
That's not like a 30 minute game, you wouldn't get enough of it.
Okay, you need more time for that.
Okay, okay.
So you guys want to just run some liars, Technen?
You want to have some random gentlemen?
Oh no.
Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Gotta wait till the random gentleman joins.
Oh, we can play Super Madagascar. Oh, we can grab Genji. Wait, Genji, you see here?
Genji!
Genji, get in here!
Oh my god look at his name, this guy is f***ing awesome.
Oh, it's also cool because there's like modest maps so people make maps and then you just
like download or you uh subscribe to wherever the works up so people have made like order
greens maps and shit like that.
Ohhhhh.
Tron maps and stuff for you to do your little golfing on.
Oh hey, that sounded pretty cool.
That sounded pretty cool.
Well, Gigi's gonna come and take the spot
of Sir Two Honey Packs One Perk.
He'll be missed.
He will be missed.
He will be missed as soon as Gigi comes on
in the Discord.
That would be dandy.
Any moment now.
In the moment now.
Welcome in, Genji, how are you?
I'm doing pretty good.
Let me invite you here to our Liars Bar Circle.
Now, I must warn you, Genji.
I have won every single game tonight
and literally cannot lose.
He hasn't won a single one. It has died off for it in 90% of them
And unfortunately we did figure out that Drac had fetal seat alcohol syndrome
And as a result he lies in unnecessary situations
So we found two things after today that I'm the best player to ever touch his game
And Drac's mom drink a little too much for the fun
Don't they say you drank too much?
A lot of experiences today. A lot of experiences.
Did you please join us? I don't have to keep picking these people.
I didn't have the games downloaded. Remember when I was trying to update ART?
Do you want me to pass one perk in the fuck out of here?
Hey!
I downloaded it so I could try to download art.
That's okay. Yeah, come on in.
It's almost done.
Take your time. Take your time.
Take your time.
I swear to God if this 200 packs one pert mother fucker shows up on my-
He says love you, I'm better than her, please king.
I'm sorry, Mr. Two Honey Packs, one peck, but tonight is a no-go for you, big man.
I'm impressed.
The game is opening?
I'm impressed by his determination.
All right, I'm going to see you quickly get back.
Okay.
There you go.
I'm watching for two Honey Packs.
I accept it, but...
I think it's because a gentleman joined. I'm gonna send you one more.
That two Honey Packs is back in the damn game.
Okay, now he's out of it. Now you join.
I accept it? Uh...
Uh...
Honey!
What is it working?
I keep accepting but it's not working.
Let me send you one more, chief. Let me send you one more.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Oh, there we go. There we go.
There we go.
Liars deck.
All right.
Liars deck.
I said we play a little Liars.
But boys, what are we thinking?
Liars deck or Liars poker?
Not Liars dice.
I cannot figure out how that works.
I think we can figure it out.
You think we can figure it out?
I'm telling you, I've said the same thing every time I play this game!
And I can't do it!
Wait a second, does that guy have the tattoo on his chest?
What the fuck?
Yeah, he does.
How should we do dick?
I'm not a flyer's dick.
Dude, why does it sound like you're saying dick?
I say we do dick.
No, deck, deck, deck, deck,
oh my gosh, deck, liar's deck.
Lies, dick.
All right guys, all right.
I'm so ready for liar's dick.
Let's go ahead and get in here boys.
Let's go ahead and get in here.
Is anyone else excited for liar's deck?
Woo!
Let's get in here gentlemen.
Let's get in here.
I go ahead and mute up.
Be poppin' fresh six million.
Yeah, I think I used all my powers in that one round
that I abated like nine fuckin' bullets, you know.
Fuck it in, fuck it in.
Fuck it in, boys.
Mm, oh.
What the fuck was that?
Most entertaining stream I could've been
to watch tonight, this first Saturday
inside of it. Should I find you here? I'll do all the shoes on the way. Rub it and tug
at each other and do reckon. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. TRPL. Thank you. Good sir. Thank
you. Good sir. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
All right, boys. Lock it in. Lock it in.
All right, what are we thinking here boys?
Yeah, we're completely fucked. All right, we have nothing but a joker gentlemen. You have nothing one queen
Three Queens
You don't have three damn Queens on the first roll
you see in this guy all right he's got three keys on the first roll one queen
see that diversion that version now he's not gonna know we just lied
I don't know you play back we've been even hold up now hold up now huh
He's not lying. That's a queen. It was the three that was alive, wasn't it? Yeah
Guys, he's not lying. He's not lying. That is not a lie
Think about it because if it was if you had it though if you'd lied
You would have played two if you did lie you would have played
We know there's a lot that is a liar
fire!
oh god
i don't fear the steel
the steel
thank god thank god
i mean exactly what i did with it
happened
Mm-hmm
Two kings this some some
Ever no never no you got two of them good me and be not okay
Never know never know
No, he doesn't call us anymore.
Let's go, we won, we won!
Okay, boys, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
Good boy, we're good.
Hey, wait, that guy's lying.
That panda over there, whatever the hell that is, is lying.
I think it's a fat fox, actually.
I think it's a fox.
I don't know about that.
Let's be creeping to his mind and do it to look at it as we say you fucking pig. I'm looking at you
Fat boy
Now I think the round before this when you were bluffing and you saved it all for that move
Maybe maybe you never know
What is that fucking key fuck?
This input is so stupid, man!
That is if I control it or work!
OOOOOOOOH!
That is if I control it or work!
I think it should protect me!
OOOOOOOOH!
Well, well, well, well...
Oh yeah, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Call to move, though.
You didn't call my move. You didn't call my move.
That was well placed, Mr. Drac.
But will you call it this time?
I would have done the same.
Will you call it this time?
I don't think you have the stones.
I don't think you have the cajones.
We'll see.
I'm not even sure if boars anatomically have cajones.
Will you check for me, sir?
I can't, there's a lot of fat in the way.
That's okay, that's okay.
Hutch feels with that problem every single day of his life and look at him, he's doing great.
One ace.
Watch.
Watch this, boys.
What's he looking at, dog?
Silent.
What's that stupid fucking car down?
Do it.
One ace.
One Ace.
You ain't got nothing.
You ain't nothing.
You ain't shibbles.
One Ace.
Get some ice.
One Ace.
Yeah, right well, it's like one is
What we could be not who knows
So you are we are over seven we face together
Could be bullshit could be an ace or not an ace
I would never lie, I am Johnny Appel, never tell a lie
That's the same, I'm going to need you to put the tip of that barrel right there in your mouth
I'm coming oh, yeah, oh, yeah
This will do boys will play the double king
Then hit the red king right there on the next one buddy. We're in the winter circle
You ain't shit, I fucking hate you.
Liar!
Oh my!
Yeah, they're slipping up through, he's out of here.
I said I'm playing my three kings, nah!
If I survive, I'll pay back the tax.
Oh my, it's always the first bullet for me.
Oh my.
Woo!
Whoo!
Yeah, Mr. Drex looking at you my boy. I'm looking at you and it's just not a sexual tension this time
Just I'm a little deeper
And we're cooking we're cooking we play the two kings one ace
One ace
You ain't shit, two of them, huh?
Yeah, two.
You got two of them, huh?
What about it?
All right.
One, two.
Let's go!
We won!
Let's go!
Come on boys, come on boys.
He's got one ace.
Hmm.
You might have to lay down
three aces.
Three aces.
I wouldn't mind at all.
Three cards.
You may have some of those.
Tell me what do you think, tell me.
What do you think?
Two!
Tell me what do you think?
We're 0 for 8, bro.
We can't go over 9, right?
I think, ah man, it's hard to say.
I think he bullshitted this first two and he just put the, he was, he put the three
in right there.
I'm seeing the same shit.
Go ahead and make your moves.
Rap boys, rap.
Good work out there boys.
That's how it's done.
That's how you do it.
Three.
Asus.
Oh, that's a lie to have listen dragon. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Thank you
Yeah, well, well
No, no.
No, only one with a zero, my man.
They were cooking a little less this time.
I said we'd be the triple on the first and the dual came on the second.
Think they will reverse in it when in reality, we're reversing it.
But he will think we're not reversing it, but we are reversing it.
I'm just thinking and a group of things
Go ahead make your move
I
Fucking hate you stupid fucking bitch
I think he's doing it opposite this time. He doesn't have it now. He gave up his three right there
one king I think he's bullshit right now he ain't got nothing
Put the ball down, I fucking dare you, put the ball down.
Do it.
Fine.
Cool Kings.
You don't want to go for nine?
No, oh my god!
And low dad Stila.
Holy shit!
You can't just...
Mmmmm...
Damn it!
Get stuck in this game.
Ah, I lost my voice.
I lost my voice.
You're not gonna get rid of me.
I fucking hate you, I'm gonna kill you, you're gonna be shit, oh my god we are so damn sad,
we are so damn sad holy shit, how do we play this, how do we play this, three cards, you're
asking for trouble, you just give me the queen first boys, I just give me the queen
first, two, naces, no no no, we do black ace first, then the queen, then the
One Ace.
Agreed, agreed, agreed.
We can't divorce this. The Black Ace could only be paid by itself.
Guys, the Black Ace could only be paid by itself.
Don't be downwind if I...
One Ace.
Play this right here.
I'm not a fan of you.
Oh man.
You're still a classy man.
You ain't shit.
Go ahead, Drak.
Make my day.
Oh man, you stupid titay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn it!
Fuck you!
What the hell is going on?
Fuck you!
Oh, Jesus.
That's okay. Lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
See, we pulled the double, double, double, double reverse on this one.
The triple king, then the Joker.
He calls it on the Joker and we win.
Mm-hmm. The triple king, boys. Triple king.
Two bases one base
The fuck are you looking at I'm looking at you my boy. I'm looking at you
Easy
Three cards.
I can smell fear.
I can't.
You ain't shit.
I can't afford it.
Two pieces.
Mr. Honeydew is my felonica, so that's
MASSING SHIT!
MASSING IS A TEMPERTAIN DOOT SHIT!
My mind!
I'm gonna kill this boy
This is for you Mr. Honeydews, and it's the last thing I do!
If it's the last thing I do, Mr. Honeydews, I'm gonna kill this man!
This is for you, my boy!
You know there's other people in this game, right?
You gonna cause love?
One is.
You're a fucking liar.
hold on hold on hey it's coming it's you coming
coming just wait there just a moment
three kings
what do we think is your boys?
three cards? I'm the one who's gonna make you pay for it
thank you buddy
three kings
that's a bold bark for such a small box
three kings and ace
oh it's fed
so we've got to do it
they want money do what you do is not good put me down
got some hands going on
keep your drac he wants to kill you so bad
and he is so bad at it
one king
oh shit dude
one king
oh shit okay
one king
okay
One. King.
All the peanut.
You know what's fucking bullshit?
Call it.
Two kings.
Oh shit.
Nah, here's the thing.
Fuck you.
Oh!
Imagine, imagine I could get down after all that.
I swear to God if I die right now, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Joker first. Red King last.
One King.
Alright. One King.
Alright, keep it at calm. Play it safe.
Let me see.
Let me see if it plays.
One kill.
Let me see if it plays.
Liar!
Hold on a minute.
FAAAAN!
What am I at guys? What am I at?
One out of six. One out of six.
Very good. You'll be fine.
Yeah, you'll be fine. Don't worry about it.
See you next time.
This guy...
You my boy two kings I'm looking at you my boy
Go ahead direct your move
Beach boy
I was never worried for even a moment.
You have nothing on me, Rackfuck you.
I will be winning.
I will be victorious.
I don't think so.
I'm nervous now that Pima could call me.
She's a little focused on me. You'll be good.
One Queen.
Fuck! How does he keep doing it? How does he keep doing it?
One Queen.
Hail Mary. Hail Mary. Hail Mary, gentlemen. Hail Mary!
put them all down all of them
I will
three queens
oh I got it
I didn't think you would do it either
I didn't think you was going to do it either
you only have one life left
right
Go ahead
Make my day
Well, oh my god
There's no way to buy five shots in a row for me.
Are we being so serious?
Oh my God.
Guys, I went for the Hail Mary.
I went for the Hail Mary.
I thought it would pay off.
I swear that would pay off.
I swear.
Pre-queens.
She's so poor.
He's lying.
I'm the one who's going to make you pay for it.
one screen
liar
I just love them
oh my goodness oh my goodness
oh my gosh please no
I swear I swear it did you kill this motherfucker
One ace
Feel the weight of the world of my shoulders right now did you talk you you need to kill this spore
Yeah
Liars deck your work out there. J.G. Good work out there. Oh fuck that was awesome peanut. You suck
I cannot believe it either this gentleman is the luckiest son of a bitch I've ever seen
That was ridiculous
I'm getting off I'm getting off I need a burger. I need a burger ASAP. I need a burger immediately
Oh, that was great.
Guys, GGs, I was the fun as fuck.
GGs, boys, I'm a Splendid Knight.
I hope you have a Splendid Knight's breakfast.
Oh, yeah, GGs, guys.
GGs, boys, GGs, gentlemen, GGs.
GGs.
All right, boys, I'm getting off.
Getting off, I saw the time change, saw the time change.
I saw the time change.
Now I understand it.
Now, I understand what you guys were talking about.
I thought it was all witch magic and lies,
but now I see what you're saying.
Now I see what you're saying.
Oh, Mr. Cozla, my mom got some more good man.
Good man.
I love you, dear Joy.
Put a smile on your face.
Hope you did it was good.
Have a blessed rest of your week.
Thank you, Mr. Poppy.
Hope you was well.
I hope you was well.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, my boy.
All right boys, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
Have a silly little night, gentlemen.
Full of silly little dreams, perhaps.
Perhaps.
Well, maybe, for maybe, for chance, for chance
if you ever so desire.
Good night, boys.
GOOD NIGHT!
GOOD NIGHT NOW EVERYBODY!!!
GOOD NIGHT!
GOOD NIGHT GANG!!!
GOOD NIGHT NOW!
GOOD!!
A NIGHT!
GOOD NIGHT!
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
GOOD NIGHT GANG! HAVE A GOOD ONE!
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY Gitting up now...
GOOD NIGHT NOW GANG!!!
Good night everybody!
Good night, good night gang!
Have a good one, have a good night now, gang!
Have a good night everybody!
Rest up now, rest easy, rest easy!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good one, have a good night now.
Good night!
I hope you have the best of nights, Mr. Blitz.
The pillow is cold, but the blanket is hot.
Even on Christmas 68 degrees Fahrenheit, I'd give you Celsius, but I'm not a communist.
Mr. Blaine, see you soon, my boy.
Thank you for not just for what you've done today, my boy, but all the support you give
the stream to the Buggalators, brother, means the word to the big man.
I hope you have a blessed day.
I hope you have a blessed night, brother.
Thank you, my boy.
Good night, boys!
Good night, Buggalators!
Have a good one!
Have a good one, boys!
Good night, everybody!
Have a good one!
Have a good one, boys!
Good night, everybody!
Good night now!
Good night, Gigg!
Good night!
Good night, everybody!
Good night!
Good night now!
Good night!
Good night, everybody!
Good night now, everybody!
Good!
I died!
Oh, Mr. Box, come over here,
What did you do?
You're not Mr. Marx's way of a boy!
Get it out!
Thank you Mr. Marx.
Get it out!
I'm gonna go eat a poopie and do it a little late.
Eat a cookie and take a wet poop.
Not eat a poopie.
I'm gonna eat a cookie and take a wet poop.
Good night.