you
You
Let's go!
It's payback!
My day!
You're not even going at me!
You're not even going to fucking happen!
Let's go!
Six Millie Pilly was trying to escape me.
Six Millie Pilly, I decided back in my apologies boys.
my apologies boys. How are you Bungalow ladies doing on this fine many men Monday gentlemen?
I already see some asshole commenting on how many space dollars I have. Fuck you sir. I hope your
week is horrible. I hope your week is full of torture and torment. By the way boys, by the way you
I'm not lagging! This is the fifth week in a row!
Oh, you don't fuck you, I'm doing the analysis, fuck you.
Hold on, I gotta adjust my six-way light again.
It's a luscious little bugger, I keep trying to get away.
Boys, I'm not going to lie to you gentlemen, I'm actually very glad it's Monday.
You know how much I love Mondays.
It's the chillest day of the week, I love it so much.
The problem is, boys, is last night...
I made a great mistake last night. I made a great mistake a horrible mistake
That only God could could could forgive me. I
Ordered McDonald's doordash. No, I ordered jack-in-the-box doordash and I sat there for about an hour
Okay, and if you don't use doordash, let me feel let me fill you in. It was actually who brings who reads?
there was no driver for a full hour and usually what happens is that you wait and
wait and they cancel it two hours deep and you get all your money back if you
try to cancel it yourself because you know that it's gonna be it's not gonna
be fulfilled they'll only give you like 20% of your money back
I'm throwing a new 6 million light that was too illusion so I ordered McDonald's
Because I knew it wasn't going to go through, but I let it, I let it ride because I didn't usually catch it like two hours deep.
Well, they grabbed the McDonald's and then the Uber Eats order got picked up.
So I had enough food to feed a family of four for a week, and by the gods I ate it.
I ate so much. I'm talking greed they talk about in the Bible.
I'm talking we could have saved a country with how much I ate last night.
last night I feel like shit I've been diary-ing I have I've been pissing out
my ass the whole day I feel like garbage okay I ate all the McDonald's and most
of the jack-and-jack in the box too it was it was it was a sight to behold it
was a sight to behold it was I think I mean I remember I ate an apple pie I
I ate a big odds, I ate a big mac,
I ate like two triple burgers, I ate two fries,
I ate whatever the fuck,
I ate the shake from Jack in the Box.
I think I had the Clark sandwich, dude, I'm telling you,
I stuffed it as physically impossible.
You would, you're probably looking at me peanut,
you didn't eat all that.
You didn't, I actually, I might not have,
I actually don't remember exactly.
But it was something next to that,
It was something next to it was so somewhere around what I just said I mean
Impossible impossible
It was a little warp had opened up in my peanut stomach and sucked it through an impossible lot of food
So I'm I feel like said that's that that's no I'm no hunch is far fatter. Actually. I just got a scale
And let me tell you jump right there in my bathroom. Let me tell you something boys
the bungulator? Okay, let's just say he's trim. Okay, let's just say the Greek gods
they chiseled themselves after the bungulators. Okay, after the bungulator.
Got that money? Those statues made of granite? Those are the
bungulator. Those are the bungulator. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
So tonight, I'm grabbing Mr. Cloaksy. Oh, he lost. Cloaksy was
fighting let me see if you can translate this into normal gentlemen talk one
second I'm on the last boss in a world of Warcraft dungeon he's almost dead dead
and then I texted back is he dead which he just texted DETH which I believe
is an abbreviated cool guy way of saying that does that mean he won or he lost he
got wiped oh that's unfortunate that's unfortunate that's unfortunate no bitches
and he lost that's a double whammy that's a double wambokambo when he's
four for four right there that's unfortunate no I don't close to not
when we can ask him let me see where's he at let me see let me see if I can
find them. Is he here yet? Where the hell is this guy?
We see if I can call him.
I'm ringing him. I'm ringing him. Oh, no. I'm ringing him. I'm
ringing him.
Ring ring ring.
It's on. Oh, hello. Good. How are you on this fine night?
I'm good. How are you?
Quite swell. Me and all the fungulators, we were sitting
here.
And we were wondering jerk it off a little bit. I'm sure there's a couple gentlemen type one in the chat if you were jerking off
One a couple a couple gentlemen a couple gentlemen
We were wondering we were wondering if you
My DETH meant you died or did the world of Warcraft boss died?
No, no, he died, but we did wait like 15 times. Oh
Oh
You know usually takes me four or five times. Oh
Yeah, no, we died like 15 times
Every second that'll happen
Yeah, I'm ready to go. Oh you ready to you ready to rumble. I'm ready to rumble. Oh
No, no, no, are we playing arc the entire night? I don't know. I would just told the buggy leaders
I feel like shit because I go to ask McDonald's and Jack in the box last night because I thought one of them was gonna get
canceled so I ate five times the amount of food that I was supposed to eat so
one was gonna get canceled. You know how you can't cancel it Uber Eats
because then they only give you 20% of your money back but it's obvious that
no one's gonna pick it up so you just wait for like two hours and it can't
yeah so that's what I thought was gonna happen because I already had been
waiting for like an hour but when I ordered the McDonald's the Uber Eats
one got picked up so I double the food and I ate I'm telling you like an
impossible amount of food. I ate more than you mean. What do you order? What do you order?
Okay I was just telling the buggy leaders now this may be inaccurate but I
I know it's close.
What I think I remember eating,
cause I genuinely, I went into like a mad dog.
Like a mad dog.
You can't remember he.
A mad dog.
I remember a big arch.
I remember a Big Mac, two triple burgers,
two large fries, an apple pie,
a clock sandwich, and an Oreo shake.
I believe.
Bro.
I'm, listen, I'm telling you son.
I'm telling you son.
What?
It was a it was a mistake it was a mistake. I made everybody makes mistakes
Everyone makes this thing bleeding my ass was bleeding all the way
Dude, dude, my ass hurts thinking about that
I'm telling you I I have not recovered all the day. I feel like shit
Like I have a dude. I haven't eaten all day. I I tried getting food about 30 minutes ago
I ate three wings, I ate three wings, I had to throw it away.
That's how much food.
I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours and I'm still hungry from how much I hate to eat.
Yes everybody makes mistakes.
Everyone makes mistakes.
So honestly I'm kind of just doing a chill vibe or night.
I don't care if we play Ark, honestly I'll be down for a little apex, I'll be down
for a little Liars Bar, I'll be down for anything.
I don't really care.
this is kind of a streams already chopped I'm I feel like ass let's just fucking
play whatever the same fucking my asshole words I saw you playing Liars bar
like 1 a.m. on Saturday I did I was that was the game I was gonna recommend it
for next variety night what we can play it we should play to give that's a
great game we did no we can't play tonight because I would have like well
I have to play it when you're drinking I mean I can I can drink
I was not planning on it because I feel like
No, no, no drinking tonight. It is a Monday. We are going a lot of days for the top seven best days of the week to drink
No, that's it. Yes, it is
We should
Are you fucking kidding me? What a bitch we should save that for a night where we're gonna get plastered
Okay, okay, okay
I might still drink tonight. All right, let me stop. Let me in my seat probably screaming
Yeah, yeah, I did you try we would need four people anyways, but we you know
We can invite people in stuff or whatever this is you can you could just ask someone from chat to join up
Preferably somebody's not racist
I
Where are you I don't see you here. Where are you? Well, where are you I?
See you
You see me no, I don't I don't see you. Why oh wait now
I see you I appeared on and off. Oh wait off and on we off and on
Was that on and off dude? Why does your character get uglier every time we play?
Every time we play your character just gets hideous the fuck is that haircut?
Who's wrong with you?
Sorry, boss. Uh, you look normal. I don't bring you anywhere. I look pretty next time for your boss. I'm sorry
Well, I'll look pretty for you next time boss. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was ugly boss
I'm sorry for being ugly boss. I'm sorry. I
I oh yeah, well fix your face. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll fix my face boss. I won't have it again boss
What happened again? Don't you don't you worry about don't you don't you worry? Don't you worry?
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Let us proceed. Let us proceed. I
Don't think this is what an homage person looks like
Hey, this is what an homage person would look like if they went through like the burning man
I
Yeah. Get me in there. Alright,
let us proceed. Let us proceed.
We're gonna do a chill vibe or warm up.
I need to take it slow. Alright, this is my first time.
Can you take it slow? This is my first game today,
but I'm letting you know what I've been seeing and the amount
of fucking cheaters everywhere. Dude, I died to like five
back-to-back brand new accounts screaming racist words.
Oh my goodness. Racists? What? Racists? Say it ain't so. I'm saying that. Say it ain't so. Right now. Racists?
good racist say it ain't so right now
racist say it ain't so
i wish i could oh well well darn it
darn diddly do that yeah there's a couple of them out there
and they really like yelling in their microphone don't you we'll catch them
we'll catch them by the way did you i have three
30,000 space dollars yes, but by the end of tonight it will be three
Million space dollars
fuck you
Die in the game of course in our greatest
It's possible anything is possible in the power
500 million
Oh man.
Hey, Mr. AnimeX, I'm a fucking good man.
Good, I'm mad.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, yeah, take your time.
Take your time.
Then you have 50K the other day.
What the fuck are you talking about?
50K? That's like
25 stupid charges.
That ain't nothing.
Uh, um,
um,
uh,
Oh
Well, I missed you never take a day off again on murder you miss the star force. I always take Sunday off
But that's not even a day off. That's just not scheduled
You an idiot you been here for like two years. You you one of those stupid fuckers
Are you one of the who's on that account right now? I know you bitches share that account
Are you one of those stupid fuckers put the smart guy back on?
Get the smart guy back on
Oh
Sorry your dad just left I was busy. Oh, alright. Okay. All right. Well, welcome back sir. Welcome back
Welcome back welcome welcome back good sir. Welcome back
Is officer getting on I'm probably not probably not I would you're taking from what the hell is going on?
Why are we not again good?
Is there some wizard magic? Oh never mind
Oh
Let's ride
Mr. Cloak, so you ready for a great rain there champ? I'm ready to fuck some dudes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
I
Love do those so because there's less chance of them stream snippers and top-up. Yep. Yeah. Mm-hmm
You know, I woke up today. Yeah, oh, congratulations big day for all of us and
But you would stop doing that
Okay, in game, of course in the hook up and do it my ass. I
Don't know why you didn't like for this story is going it was sore like sore
Oh my goodness think about everything that I did it like yesterday. Oh, oh, I can think of something
Okay, and just nothing's ringing any bells. I I mean I
Don't know it could I don't know I
We it could be that
But sex or gee we had with the Quavius and Jamal on Thursday
No, but I'm used to that that is true. That is true
maybe mmm maybe mmm we'll ponder we'll Brainstorm
little ponder action we'll oh shit oh we want the shots over there
over there yeah but we don't want to go to the boot power because do you play apex
peanut we literally got drunk every single day for like a couple months playing apex
You know, yeah, no, that was a test. You pass
Congratulations, you passed the test. Do you have it installed? Because I might want to play a little bit of that tonight.
I do not have an insult. I got a brand new bag. I can't install it while I'm playing it.
Yes, you can. There's a Senegan Steve that lets you do that.
Is there? Yes, there is. That's what Nick Murgs did in Mr. Hunch. That's what we did last week.
All right, you install apex and I'll help you figure out why your butt sword. Okay, wait, are we get our reas
We're doing I have no idea. I already told you folksy
I'm in a food coma and I have no idea what the fuck is going on if we do oq apex rank might be my 13th reason
We'll figure out somebody who's what drag is really good. He's like a predator. Oh
Oh
Yes, he is yes, he is a very is a predator there he is
Hey, thanks, brother by the way, it's one big shot
Hey, thanks, brother. Hey, thanks top 500 in the world
I was top 500 in the world for two seasons
So was I
No, you are like but like tracks you just get shot out. I think we did. I'm just gonna ignore it
Fuck you sir died a hole somewhere and no one find your body in the game of course
Wait. Did you shoot that?
I didn't shoot nothing.
I can't see shit in there. I'm gonna go jump it and probably die.
No, we'll never die.
I'm telling you my reaction time is gonna be like one of those middle-aged moms when they do that
drop stick game.
Yeah, I'll be honest peanut, your aim is always like a middle-aged mom.
Okay, alright.
Well, my aim was good when I was going at your middle-aged mom.
How do you like that, bitch?
God, yeah.
They're above us.
Well, let's get them, then.
We should wait, because we're going to get third party.
Yeah, good thinking. Good thinking.
Don't...
Sorry. It's been a long weekend.
I needed that.
They're breaking into something over there.
Yeah, I forgot to blur it out of there.
Yeah, they're opening doors.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
Hey, there's somewhere over here. I think
Would you look at that I got one I got one
No, you want that is one more right there
Hey good work
Little baby
call us oh my goodness I've got you chief don't you worry I have died
immediately and have done almost nothing sir sir sir you're gonna die now
because that guy has no friends no job I told you I done told you you should
check his resume it's blank thank you mr. close yeah I appreciate that thank you
sir thank you sir I got you and we're back that was
exemplary work out there soldier all I looted was 80 gun ammo and stuff
Oh
Well sir we can hear you place in that trap you are
anyone
All right, you fooled me. I take it back. Oh
That's not such oh
Where's the other one at?
I'm going in
Hey take that sir
I fucking hate you as a person, not as a player of this game.
Good work, good work everybody, good work everybody.
I think we're doing pretty good.
This is going, this is going dandy.
I've got nine vials of Fintanelle. Would you like some Fintanelle?
I'm good, I got a lot of Fent.
Okay, alright. Well, you can have one of my needles now.
That way the AIDS can marinate.
Oh, perfect. Extra flavor.
Extra flavorant. Oh, you can think of it.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Oh
Okay, I got suck an ammo. I
Got suck an ammo
Yeah, I've not hiding the code or the time by the way I forgot
Mmm, I come in. Oh, I'ma come in I'ma come in
I mean okay
All right
Okay, well who left all these guns here?
Close you how do you not see these you fucking idiot? What the hell? How do you not see these?
What an idiot
Yeah, yeah, that's my fault. That's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days
All right, let's leave. Okay, let's leave
Oh my goodness. Oh graciousness. What do you think that is?
Maybe a ball we check we check. I'll take a little P
Sir, are you a ball? Oh
Just a ball just a ball
We're good
Okay, I'll come up. I'm you come you come come come
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. I got a hundred sixty seven thousand smack old me for the go
You my takes an accent I started doing that last week on Friday, and I can't fucking stop what my takes an accent
I
Try so hard, but it just keeps going back
It's kind of fun. I
Was proceed let us proceed
A bobcat
Over there
No, I don't have a bobcat, it's a sticher, I give it to you.
How about that way over there boys?
Hmm.
Maybe, maybe we should rip him open and see if he's got some pain in him.
Oh, see I'm here that you got something of my deep particular.
Now, there's no bobcat in the state, I am hearing that you may be hobbling a bobcat
the best dad are you not
not have a bobcat
what about what about your inventory
after you mr. Cozy after you
okay excellent rain
gentlemen excellent rain
get to have you when they go first
alright 865 thousand
space and dollars
How much you did miss cozy
I know well, how do you know we're back in the lobby?
Oh
How much did he get I got like 140 guys I can't jay my feet like a piece of garbage
Dude, you can't dance because your asshole hurts that bad.
I don't know what all those burgers did, but from peanut head to peanut toe, I feel like shit.
Did you get the flu for too many burgers?
No, I just think that you consumed probably about 5,000 calories.
Actually, I think one of the bugulators in the chat did the mathies of 6.5,000.
Oh my god.
Yeah, your body is probably feeling like shit because it's slowly developing diabetes.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Never know. It'll sneak up on you, Mr. Close. You gotta be careful.
No, I don't think 6500 calories sneaks up on you.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does!
No, no, no!
Dude, I'm telling you, I must have ate all of it.
I mean, within five minutes.
It was such a sight to behold.
It was a- I should be on Mount Rushmore
with how much I ate.
What was the best thing?
The big arch.
100%.
It's really, it's really that good?
Apple Pie was cold, but I still fucking ate it.
Of course you did.
I can't let the apple pie go to waste.
The arch is a limited large format burger
featuring two four ounce beef patties.
So you ate eight ounces.
Welcome.
A beef?
Oh my god.
The eight inches of beef, yeah, come on over.
Now, let me get a couple of these back.
Wait, did you get a combo?
Did you get the combo?
No, but I didn't have a drink and I actually bought
Four large fries by only.
You didn't get the combo.
Yeah, I literally said it.
You get the combo and I know I was enjoying myself.
I was enjoying myself.
I earned it.
It was a treat.
Okay.
A treat for a good week completed.
And a great week to come.
Let's ride!
You're gonna die.
Yeah, probably, but not right now.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna go right here. A little chiller, okay?
A little certified vibe chiller.
Chiller Viber.
Not for a little chiller Viber.
That was it, shit possible? I'm telling you, a lot of you guys probably don't believe me.
Because it genuinely sounds physically impossible, but it happened.
I was there. I'm gonna shoot my ones you laugh.
I was there.
Dude.
Yeah wait, let me blur the time and game. Good thinking. Good thinking. Let me do that.
That way we don't get stream sniped even though it has never helped us ever, forever
and ever. Yeah. Yeah.
I gotta do it when we're in the game. Nevermind. Okay.
All right. Cozy, are you ready to go crazy?
Yeah. Are you ready to go crazy? Are you ready to go wild? I'm ready to go wild. I'm ready
to go wild. You ready to go completely insane. Bro, what if we hear me out? I'm already hearing
voices. What? What do you want? I've never had an orc for you. What if we both order
one I what did I just fucking tell you I've said I tried to order food like an
hour ago and somehow from last night's meal I'm still not hungry it's been
almost 24 hours and I'm still full I can't eat a thing thinking about me
eating a big arch face you want to throw up
I
Burger bags burger bags you do need a big big art so a big arts is divide it is divide
I must have pooped what nine times today
You need a big arts though boys tell about good the big arts is tell them I'll get the big arts is it is
It is fantastic. I don't care if they don's burgers and 3D printed. I'm still eating them.
I don't care if the CEO won't eat them because he knows it's maybe human meat or something.
Allegedly, I don't want to get sued. I don't care. I'm eating it. Let's ride!
You ready for a great raid close-eat ready for a great raid boss. Let me hide the thing
Okay
It's turn around and instantly cut the team rotating entrance
Okay, my code is lazily blurred that anyone with more than three seconds of concentration can't read it
We've got to hope that whoever wants to stream side by side is severely unmotivated and may be depressed
And they won't do it. It requires a little bit of effort
Where's his team at?
You should've spun down here. I shouldn't see him running on that road
Well hold up
I can't see down there
What do you mean you can't see down there?
There's a sexy bald guy blocking my shit
I'm walking my shit.
Well, there we go.
Where they at?
It should be sprinting.
I'm that road up to us.
Hmm.
Hi, you, sir.
I'm Bob DeBose.
I think a shift of water is standing on a shoe.
It was thirty-four.
You sound fucking dead.
Where are they?
Are they you liar? Where are they? Hey, they went left. Oh, let's get them
Come on now. Come on now partner bring it back now y'all
Spacey this not where I went the wrong way anyways
during this little shack right in front of me I'm gonna demolish your butthole
later I want you to know that now where are they wait does it see us no no no
they're in this little house don't go big with that little house yes yes let's go
get them wait wait when the rocket here I don't even say it already be said you
Look see if it's blue right now, but if you shoot it
Okay, don't know
I was going up and then I decided the last thing that'd be not good for us
Are you sure they're in that house?
Oh, it's positive. Is there the thing you guys in that house? Oh my god, shut up
They're not in that house
I'm moment. What the hell the rocketeer doing. I don't know. I don't know. I what could he be doing?
Fuck up, we'll go down
They were there and they think we're nagging on them. Oh
Well, should we go take the house then? No. Oh, there they are. They're they're in the house
I do die. It's like you done been saying. Yeah, they are in the house. Oh my god
We're getting away
Wait, why are they shooting us? I don't know. I think it's cuz I asked if they were in the house
But now they're not the house
So we got we got a situation our hands
I'm right behind you partner
I'm right behind you
Well, this guy fuck off where is his guy? Where are you sir? Where are you inside?
There's a guy inside the oh he bested me. I've been bested
I've been bested. I say we push them
I'll show you how a real raider does it well he's on the house no more yeah the
guy can be in church well let's kill him
careful for the rocket here I mean her name is careful wait hold up they can't
Maybe in the church, there's a clique in there.
Yeah, yeah, that was aggro'd on someone.
Oh.
Keep your peepers open, boys.
They'll be anywhere.
Oh, in a tower.
This is the weirdest game ever.
I'm looking.
I'm peeping, but I'm not seeing it.
Oh, these birds just came down.
That means they had to have come by.
Oh my God, I'm gonna die.
I died.
Oh, got it, Bows.
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, there was two, there was two.
One right there.
Retreat, retreat.
Oh my God, there's no way they're rocking here.
I'm coming for you.
Yeah, yeah.
The rocking tears on them.
Oh fuck, I should have turned around
and let them get a shot in my mouth.
That's what she said during steamy six.
But I, but I died because I did what I did.
And I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was on me, boys. That was on me. I apologize.
We'll catch him on the flippity-flop. We'll catch him on the flippity-flop, boys.
Folks, you gotta get this. He disrespected me.
are they? yeah they like like maybe they're racist but it's just better not
to take any chances you know what I mean mm-hmm could be could be never no you
guys want to keep mum out? oh shit I'm glad mate.
where are they? Somewhere below you for sure. You hear those bombs? Yeah. Those are them.
Oh, true. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let them cook, boys. Let them cook. Let them cook,
boys let him cook let him cook now
oh yeah there's one there
Oh my god, what did I write it down how does he keep doing it how you can't keep it away
with this?
That was incredulous.
Oh, there's a button right there.
Oh, there.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Wait, it's not rolled up on by a different game, I think.
Oh my god, what the hell?
Wait, they just got rolled up on by a different team, I think.
They don't cook, they don't cook!
What? What?
I'm on shield.
They did get rolled up on by a different team.
We'll go down there and start blasting!
That was incredible, what do you come up with?
Oh my god!
He's doing it, he's doing it!
He's really doing it!
Oh, oh no!
But they never did it!
I think there's one more.
What was it that's one?
Oh.
Because was that all of them?
Yeah.
Oh, good work.
Oh yeah, that's all of them.
I counted four.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
One right there to be on the front.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'll get your shit and leave.
Thank you, good sir.
You bring in some cute to that would be fantastic. You might if I had that Toro and that renegade back
Sure thing boss
Actually was a bit of nature, but I love renegade
Checking boss
You see you done see there's three
Yeah, good eyes. I actually didn't see that
Oh, Mr. Live Coach and Mr. Phoenix, my boy,
for the one good man, good man!
What is this?
Hey, Mr. Extra, Mr. Fish, my boy,
for the one good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
We thank you, my lord.
Uh, um...
Oh, the Fortnite experience is paying off.
Yeah, he's really good for people that have Fortnite.
Crankin' 90s.
throwing trigonades my first big arts got speecher got speed
who's going on it's on you don't you I'm just second I'm just second cat shit
I can't die.
Oh, you need any goodies?
Really?
Kind of all poor, dumb and ugly and homeless and stupid.
Do you think they looted me?
No, I didn't let them.
You're a good man.
You're a good man for not letting them defile my body like that.
No, I got you.
Never let them do that to you.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
There's me!
Oh
God my guys are sexy
It's pretty cute. He is pretty cute. He's a good man. He's a good man. Oh
You're good man
You made it, you pleasure me.
Headroom at the reinforced couch.
No, we got all the stuff back boys.
That's what matters most.
I hate fighting that man, those trees are so annoying.
Huh?
Yeah, we should have gone to the bunk
instead of going to the house.
Yeah, yeah, that's my fault.
responsibility for you. Thank
you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Excellent. Gentlemen. Excellent.
You that boys, we don't suck.
It's Coltsy's fault. That's great
to hear. That's my fault. And I
got my stepbook in my bum
looking pretty good. If you
wouldn't mind bringing a goop
of that renegade and a quick
Your renegade or your Ben? I would never renegade. I bought a van, but I'm lying to you and I'm telling you to renegade
Okay, okay
Well, let you know that I got you both good good good good. That's good to hear
Be that drink you'll feel better. I don't think so
Yeah, I have been banned for hacking in this game. Oh
No
It must be my DMA card
That's why what it was
No, I have used inside connections to be unbanned now
Yes, yes, yes, yes
That's that it's my CIA handler that did that for me, you know what I mean?
What do you want from me next CIA handler?
What the second tower?
No, thank you, sir. No, thank you, sir. No, thank you. No, thank you
Let me get a little something something let me get a little something something I've got 842 dollars
Poshi, do you happen to have 10 extra bandages?
Yeah, I can bring you some thank you I appreciate that that's all I need except for the renegade and the shotgun
Of course
I appreciate that as you while you're at it you might grab in five fit knowledge to see every charges
I really appreciate it. Hey, you know what actually you might throw it on three defibrillators on top. I
Sure, I got you a three. I appreciate. Oh, well, you know what actually while you're out there
Can you grab me a hundred and sixty medium and two stacks of shotgun?
I can't my ticket is stupid okay sell your green show okay 11 with the help
I'm supposed to with 11 you got upgraded no you're all right now I need 11
Mushrooms nine apricots and one very comfortable pillow
It was just a first rate of the day there was just eight mushrooms on one of the body
I have no money and nothing to live for
Or no, can you craft ammo? I can't craft ammo. I'm sorry boss. I'm
I'm uh looking I'm I'm horrible and shit so I need your help I need your help
I need your help I've never had this error ever I went to go right up and it
says you are you sure you're done you're over-encumbered
that we're gonna go right here play it safe we're gonna play it safe we're
play the same thank you sir thank you sir all right boys here is where we
turn it all around this is where we make our stand
let's ride
I
Okay, that's gets a notification every time he gets up out of his bed
His fit bit beeps he goes you completed your one step for the day done great
All you needed was your Renegade and all you needed was a Toro and then all you needed was
a Blue Shield.
Then all you needed was two stacks of Heels.
And then all you needed was a defense and then all you needed was stacks of Ammo.
That's actually not too bad.
Not too shabby, and I'll handle the rest.
Don't you worry, Jeep.
I've got the rest handled.
Okay, got it.
All right, Mr. Cloak.
Are you ready to go crazy?
I'm ready.
Are you ready to go wild?
Even you say crazy and wild,
it just physically sounds like you're in pain.
I've been so much pain right now.
It keeps getting worse.
I keep drinking water.
I think the water's poisonous.
The water's poisonous, and somebody burnt toast in my room.
I gotta find out who.
Who is he?
Who burnt this toast?
Somebody have a stack of pennies in my room?
They're burnt toast.
I swear I'm gonna find you the second the left side of my face starts working again.
Yeah, I'm serious, but yeah, she was the left part of my mouth starts working again. You're fucking done for buddy
I have a pillow for you. Oh my god
Oh my goodness. Oh my god
Thank you sir on that pillow. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Wait, come up. Come up. Come up. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah, you hear beep beep beeps undressed
what yeah they're down below where they're gonna be right through right here
they just opened the side door they're walking side door yeah they're walking
what yeah they're right here what well let's go get them unless they ran past
but they were there.
I heard them break one of those, um,
one of those things.
There they are, there they are!
That one!
There's the other one!
Got him!
Oh wait, well, I...
Almost!
Oh, spacey, just spacey, just...
Retreat, retreat!
Quickly, boys!
Oh, I don't feel as well as I did moments ago
Couple moments ago, I felt whimsical whimsical and light and now I feel not great
You mind if I piss a little next year
There we go
If you were stranded in the desert with your body, could you just piss in each other's mouths for infinite water glitch?
Yeah, but I think like
Well, I think like you can only pee out a percentage of what you drink, right?
Don't you know where the rest go? I think your body absorbs it. So like technically if the energy cannot be created nor destroyed
If you pee in my mouth, that means I only pee out, and then that means I only pee in your
mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
But still would that technically be infinite pee?
No, no, no, because then I only pee out 80%.
Okay, so then I pee out 80%, you pee out 80%, I pee out 80%, you pee out 80%, wouldn't
that still be infinite pee?
Yeah, yeah, but then at that one point at one point it just comes like droplets, right? And then okay, but that's still it for the beat
Because I say we just do a live fire test come on my house and piss in my mouth
Okay, we'll test it. We'll test it for a week. We'll test it for a week
And if that doesn't work, we'll start pooping each other's mouths
Yeah, yeah, I'll put you in that dog costume I got in my closet with the leather mask and I'll bend you over put
I'm a pinkie inside.
I'll say it.
What?
Oh shit.
Sorry, my man.
I forgot.
I'm a little off my game today.
I apologize.
The guy.
Oopsie poopsies.
Hit it, Anvil Slayer.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
How do you not see all these guns right here, you fool?
What the heck do these blind?
Make sure you just sell anvil slayer.
Make sure you just sell ambush places. It's over a lot.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
There would be a problem if we were blind.
Because then we might miss a little piss in the other guy's mouth and be a waste.
Real.
That would have to be more than make up for it.
Wait, what about...
Oh...
What if you wear a giant grocery bag.
And then all the sweat goes in the grocery bag and then we piss in each other's mouths.
Wha...
See about that for a second.
I think I think if you're dehydrated you can't sweat right and on top of that
Can be salty that's I'm saying that's I'm saying as you go in hydrated and then you put a plastic bag over your head and
die in the game of
In the game
Infinite water glitch infinite piss glitch oh
Yeah, they did that in the video game dude remember they wore suits that would collect all their piss and
And um and she and it would translate it into water you could drink
There you go yummy pissing shit. Mmm. You go yummy yummy. No you just and then you just pisses it's more
And the cycle continues
Clean air there's for bitches. Oh, excuse me sir. Oh
What do you need air for all right clean air wait, what do you say clean air clean air is for
um, bitches.
Where? Are they from?
Here it is. Oh my god!
There's a man here!
Oh.
Oh my god. That was the most
worthless grenade I've ever...
Oh shit!
Jesus Christ.
You want some of this, you bitch?
You want some of this?
I got plenty from all of you!
Oh, one shot, one down.
One shot, one down.
Oh
Thank you good chair
Test the infinite piss glitch on him. Wait, hold up wait, sir. Don't kill yourself yet
Where is he where'd he go?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? I gotta test the infinite piss glitch on him. I don't know where he went
It can be here come here. I'd test something on you
No, that's it. That's a full team. That's a team. That's what you mean. I think that's a brand new team, isn't it? Where?
Well, we'll be silent later I
Don't see nothing
Wait, where are they at? You're right. This is a guy. This is a dumb guy. We're
Sir wait hold on sir wait a minute
You gotta be like our test hamster, and then I piece on you. I think he's down below. I don't know where this guy is
Sir, where are you up zips?
Where hey, that body right back
Oh wait, yeah, right here. Why are you down the guy you down is right here come here
Hey then who's talking read this guy's guys guys guys guys guys are coming on the arches on arches
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh my god, we're discussing holy shit. We're discussing charge
Nades don't hurt me i'm invincible
Yeah, oh shit
Yeah, oh nice work
good work folksy up oh we can talk to you we can shut up what you say I don't
know oh did you sir sir the guy that you had down I don't know I I do nothing
I got he crawled there's something something it'll something something the
The guy you had down, the guy you had down is crawling out right now.
Well, he's not fast enough.
I'm gonna go kill him.
Bobcat!
Oh!
Wee!
He's dead, we need that.
I'll try and need that.
Where's Jack?
I don't know.
Yo, your guy crawled.
You fuck up, we need that Bobcat!
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead.
One I got you both. I'm not taking I got you both
No, no, I don't oh my oh
To all me to my one sir one sir one sir one sir one that
What
Sir before you kill me I've got something very important to say
Sir, I've got something very important to say
Wait, wait, did I wait but did I mention that we love Brazil and shit?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. What if I say that I love Brazil?
If you revive me I will
Take that bobcat off your hands that way you don't have to carry it all the way to the extra
Is do we have a deal?
I'd go ahead and ponder
Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir
Be my Brazil be my Brazil
Can't forget the 50% team leader tax now can we boys
One of the most essential parts of the team
Without it the whole team falls apart
He's making sure the loot's not poisonous for you boys. Don't you worry. Oh
Oh man, it's it's looking not poisonous. I think it may be safe
Okay, yeah, it's definitely safe. It's definitely safe. All right guys that guy's that guy's safe to loot not poisonous
What the hell there's a wall here. I'll help you with that
I got you. What the hell is this wall doing here?
What the hell?
What the oh my goodness, I don't want to be here anymore
more
Oh, they have stepbooks too. Oh, welcome in sir. Welcome in the water. Fine. I
Don't care I
Have all your goop and I'm leaving. I feel like they're gonna come on boys. Oh
No, no, no, no, no as long as I say Viva Brazil like once every 60 seconds. We're fine
to you what watch I don't even know what he said Viva Brazil Viva Brazil Viva
Brazil yeah yeah she now we're good for another 60 seconds
left and it said online services are down oh that's not good that's not good
at all yeah yeah what's up
I got some goop I got some crazy. Oh my goodness take this
Oh, we'll save that from when we're back in sparrons there
Back in spade back in spade that's right come on boys. You gotta get back to spade quickly
Fuck em boy stupid and ugly anyways
Oh
They're getting away boys are getting away the broad Davidson
Get a boss
Don't let him escape
There's one there
Godspeed sir Godspeed
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Well, Mr. Cloak, so you done seen that?
You got a fucking motion.
Yeah, a little bit of motion, all right, buddy?
Me and the Brazilians, we go way back.
All right, pal?
I tickle their feet.
They tickle my knob.
I scratch their back.
They scratch my shell.
You talking about?
Little bit of motion.
Little bit of motion, okay?
Look at this guy for like,
you guys ran into the sweatiest Brazilian players, sorry.
I walked around the corner,
he was crouching in a flowerpot with Bob Jett.
Fuck man.
Let me tell you, what I love most about Brazil
is how proud their people are.
I've never seen any other country
want to say Viva their country more than Brazilians.
It is honestly inspiring.
It makes you feel inspired, does it not?
does it not
and the fact that you can walk over there with the five dollar bill they make
basically came
be my brazil
be my brazil be my brazil
i love brazil i love brazil
on the price that you live
that's right that's right
we in my thinking of brazil
it is brazil have hilarious money hold that's
What am I thinking of?
I can't have no clue.
Where's the hilarious money?
Oh, I was thinking of Venezuela.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, their shit is like equivalent.
Well, we ran the numbers on it.
It was one dollar per seven Chuck E. Cheese Dickens.
I actually ran the math on that one.
That's my fault. I should have cleaned the corner, man.
That's okay.
I got all your stuff.
Would you like some of it back?
I'll take the shot.
No!
I
Hope you bleed out your ass again
I'm good. I got you. I got you. I got so bring it up. Well, yeah, I was gonna say I
I couldn't figure out which word I was gonna use it was either bitch or slut or or so
Yeah, you gotta combine that kind of combined them bitch slut
Yes
I got you I got you suckin champ. Don't you worry?
We sort my goop boys one second
We'll sell this bad boy. He's got that anvil's put her on it. That's good money. That's good money
Then we'll put that right there bring that to mr. Cokesy
Then we'll do this a little bit of wizardry
That right there sell this bad boy put that over there put this right there put that over there put this right there
We'll sell that bad boy
sell this gentleman put that right there and
put
Hmm. Hmm. I have no money and no items. That's gonna be a problem.
That's gonna that's gonna be a problem. Let me think.
Hmm.
Hmm. What if I recycle this and then talk to mr. Shiny and there goes half my money for no explainable reason?
I thought I had 50,000 literally three seconds ago.
That was not great.
All right. Oh, okay now now we ride
Okay, all right
Oh, I should we go right here
Okay
Okay, wait. No. No wait. Let's go right here. Let's go right there. Let's go right there. All right, okay
We're good to go boys. We're good to go
Oh, mmm, so the Bobcats never!
Don't you ever suggest that again!
Mmm.
Oh my God, I feel like garbage.
It's not getting better.
Oh my God.
I honestly wanna play some Apex maybe in a little bit.
Well, it's doing really good though.
Actually, guys, let's get the 250k minimum
at minimum. Then we'll talk about it. We're doing really good, actually. We're doing really
good. I know close you die, but you know, fuck about whatever.
Hmm. Uh, hmm.
What do you think I've been
doing bro my ass hurts so bad you talk to me about ass hurting buddy.
Don't you talk to me.
My shit genuinely feels like a used tub of Play-Doh.
It's mine. I have I have he is at my ass
Nine times today
You know what that does to a man you know what that does to a peanut I
Could I get well the first three were enjoyable, but the last six were painful
I'm telling you, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's like one of those old people arms back there.
You touch it, that thing's purple for a week.
I like the test that theory.
ALECT RIDE!
What the fuck?
The wind is so loud we can hear it down here. I'd say keep your eyes open, but good luck with that.
I
Got my shotgun
Wait, why is the term do yoga band in my chat for misogyny?
Everybody can do
I'm a hutch.
Is that a twitch thing? Is that automatic or did I do that?
Oh wait, oh no it's not.
Oh maybe he said something different then, because every time I do yoga it's not catching it.
Okay maybe it was something different, maybe he actually is a bad guy and is a misogynist who knows.
Maybe I read it wrong.
Am I shocking?
Oh yeah, of course.
Here you go. Wait, let me make sure I give you the shit one.
You take that one. You take that one.
Oh it was autumn Mr. Jason.
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Good sir. I'm gonna say I don't remember better than where yoga
My god, where oh
Wait, we got this one. Hell. Yeah, we did and we're with the wind
Every fart today has had a little poo in it
you got to change your underwear like throughout the day okay buddy I'm playing
safe and fun
I'd say yeah same same yeah okay buddy all right buddy did you just say you have
to change your underwear three time oh word word word word word word we're not
to the streets on that one yeah word yeah I'm not trusted any farts today not a
single one sneak up have you ever see yourself probably when I was like a
baby yes a the bungalow here seemed to think I shit myself one time when I
said I can't hold my poop in and I rented the bathroom hey I but what
happened was I couldn't hold my poop in so I went to the bathroom that's pretty
self-explanatory. It does get a little scary sometimes with bubbleguts, yeah.
I thought about where you're like full-blown sweating. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're
sitting out at the toilet just praying to make it one more day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been playing, I've been, I've been sitting off social media. It's
got, I'm doing like a cleanse. I've been, I've been on any social media like
a week or something now. Yeah, yeah. And so I downloaded Blue's Tower Defense 6.
Stop the action. I can't I'm so sorry. I hate myself for two. I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. I love balloons. I'm sorry, sir. I hate myself to work
Yes, so now I've been just playing balloons tower defense six every day
No, that game goes crazy that game is sweet that game is sweet. I'm very good at it
I've already unlocked the third column of maps. There's only one more to go
I have 24 map lands already or something
No, I'm not cheating what I do is I build that little hut that allows any
Monkeys next to it to see camo balloons and then I build
And I build the sniper monkey and I make him the fully auto one and so now he can see camera ones
But he's still fully auto
And then do you like build him where he uh his bullets go through things? Oh, yeah
Oh, well well well you know not really that's not how that works, but like I
Put him in the right spots
Don't you worry? No, I was saying like hey
Can't you spec him to like make it so like the balloon penetrate other blooms? I don't think so. No
Hey, I know I don't get the thing
Mr. Whitney and Mrs. Aztu, what's good man? Good. Oh, man
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, brother
It's a great game. I've played it a lot. Yes, and I'm not see that smart little cleanse from social media
It's actually I'm telling you I I feel like a happy of Pima
You're talking about your time. You should try it. You should try it. It's really cool
Yeah, I mean, I don't look in Twitter. Yeah, that's fine. That's my good enough. That's fine. Good enough. Yeah. Where's all the people at close. See, I think they might be pushing you to our open under us.
I'm gonna look at some drop.
Okay.
No, you need a cap bed?
No, no, I've already used that.
I need nine applicants, 11 mushrooms, and that's it.
Hey, there's double security breaches up here.
What the fuck?
What?
Is anything good?
Benny, here, I'll drop a few.
Oh, thank you, good sir.
You're mighty kind.
Oh, we already got the other pillow.
We already got three pillows.
We're good.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
GOOGAH!
Oh.
GOOGAH!
OH MY GOD THERE'S A FUCKING GOD!
WHAT THE HELL? GET OUTTA HERE!
I'm- I'm hitting this side.
OH MY-
Peanut, he just- wait.
What?
He just went up.
I got this one.
Hey, you shut up there!
You- you shut your mouth!
Are you winning, son?
Hey! You got him! You got him!
I got him, boss!
Don't kill him yet. Don't kill him yet.
Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Don't kill me!
Come over here with me, son.
Oh, okay, never mind. He's too young for the joke, I think.
Yeah, I know, bro.
All right, time to die.
I was gonna do a silly thing to his friends.
Something, something, but that sound like they might not be an adult.
Never mind. Never mind.
Don't pull the prank on the next set of guys.
That's same.
You get a little bit of goop.
One second boys.
No way!
Do I got an abomb cat coaxing?
I like poop poop poop.
Hooray!
Here.
Thank you good sir.
You want to do a quick read?
I'm down for a quick read.
I'm playing with one right now.
Die.
Die, die, die, die, die.
Let's leave.
Follow me, boy.
Follow me.
You first cadet lane.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
What did I do?
I didn't do nothing.
Oh gee, I'm sorry.
Nothing!
Oh, jeez.
Fuck you.
I'm telling you, we're doing really good.
Okay, what's that noise?
I wanna play some Rocky music or whatever.
It's like, Rocky!
Rocky!
How's it going again?
Rocky!
I don't think Rocky's actually in the song, actually.
I was like never give up mm-hmm. Yeah, sir. It's the one he goes does we go to the stairs. I mean
Is that something to have words? No it doesn't oh
That's why I like to remember the words
doodaloo doodaloo
That's one of the coolest scenes ever
And I have a Tiger
I got...
The eye of the tiger
It's a thrill of the fight
Rising up to the range of our rivals
Hey the tiger...
Who's that?
Hey the other one's still in the night
And he's watching us all
with the eye
of the Tiger
Yeah, that song is really boring to play on rock band
It's just one thing going in down the middle and you just keep clicking it that song sucks to play on rock band
You know I'm talking about you want to have a voice something on Twitter correct me if I'm wrong, okay?
But are they making a new car here? I doubt it I
Don't know
excellent rain I wish they would that would be so I would buy that shit so
fucking faster and make it air blow off I saw like a little teaser man I'm like
is this fan made is this actual true they are making one but they are it was a
real that's what my brother isn't telling me wait dude that's great news oh you
know what oh my god you know we should do whatever it comes out we should have
a 1v1 guitar hero up and whoever loses has to send the other guy a picture of his
feet and or butthole in the handstand position in the handstand position
exactly no down with that you take that deal boss I take that deal
damn good deal when does it come out let me see I don't know what we did we
you should do a win hold up on you later you got to think while he's typing up
sorry when
I'm not sure what it does.
How are you?
Shut up.
Sorry, boss.
I have to start all over.
God.
When?
How?
Are you quiet down for just a damn moment?
I apologize.
Not to start all over.
When?
I was just saying that the fact that it's taking you this long.
Okay, that's it. I'm going to fucking dive into it.
Where does the next guitar hero come out?
Fall 2020. What year is it?
2026.
Wait, when's fall? I actually have never learned the seasons.
May it fall right now?
It's after summer, and I think summer ends August.
So, September.
September?
Yeah, that's when that lambda happened.
Yeah.
Is that the start of every fall?
Or do I think they changed, don't they?
No, I think.
Well, there's something with the clocks and shit.
That's for farmers.
So unless you're a farmer, you can just ignore that.
OK, so it's summer right now.
And then, wait, no, it's not.
We're only on spring.
No, it's spring.
No, no, wait.
It's spring right now.
But how many seasons are there is four?
There's spring, summer, fall,
December I think we have to ask the groundhog decided that's right I'm that's
right we haven't consulted the groundhog yet we haven't consulted the groundhog
yet he's right he's right he's right that's he's right hog say that us humans
can do stuff yet in the spring the humans and peanuts yeah and be that we
What did he say?
He's joining ISIS.
I didn't read that yourself.
Well, god damn it, we're going to get sold out.
What did the groundhog say?
What did he say?
Six more weeks, six more weeks of winter.
It's still winter!
All right!
There's no way it's winter.
Okay, why don't I do it?
What season is it right now?
Meteorological spring.
What the fuck is a meteorologist?
Don't ask me, buddy.
Do not ask me, pal.
Meteor... meteor...
Meteorological spring is what it's telling me.
The meteors have to do with anything. I have maybe Jupiter is in Gatorade this week
Oh shit that mm-hmm gotta consult the groundhog and Jupiter before you can determine what season it is
shit
That's how the Vikings did it that's how we'll do it
helmet
Damn brown hogs and Jupiter always fucking with the seasons
I'll say we kill
Get him out. Get him out of here. Let's ride. It's the season of love, bandai guy.
I was just joking. I was just, did he, wait, did he ban someone else or did he ban that guy?
I'm banned that unless it was some other guy. I was just joking. I was just joking. Don't ban that guy.
He's a good man. He's just he's in the season of love
Okay, okay, all right
But we're looking good so far mr. Clogsie looking good so far. I'm gonna sell some of the items that we've gotten I
Did it the non-level fours? There we go?
Okay
Wait, okay, we are looking at
206,000 space dollars right now
Wait, that's what you're at. We're on the way up. We're on the way up. Wait, so we've already made almost 300k
Oh, okay. Okay. I look at my bungalows for a second and then I look back at my money and it went down to 121,000
How does that I have no idea? I have no idea. I have no idea. I have no idea
Okay, we're going in. We're we're we're getting there. We actually aim for 500,000 speckledoos
I mean, how do you play with
no hands? I'm massive. I just
laid down in the space for you
devious dog. You just want to
see my wiener. Do you not?
You just want to see my
wiener now. Do you? But you
can't. You can't see my
That'll cost you five dollars. Five dollars per wiener. Look, what do I get? What do I get? What do I do if I give you six dollars? Holy shit.
Then you may take a glance at the balls. Holy. Do I get a quick sniff? Oh that'll be seven dollars. That'll be seven dollars.
And they did just for a snip?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Let's ride!
I'm ready for a great raid.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, that's great to hear.
Follow me boys. We hutch is playing right now. Watches. No, he's not.
Hutch is not on. He was like 11 hours. I have been one guy. I've been one guy. I've been I've been
rage baited in one guy. Yeah, he was on for like 12 hours. Have you seen the new thing that all
all the cool kids are doing.
But it's called joy baiting instead of rage baiting.
Joy baiting.
So they'll go to a guy on the street and he'll be like, you'll, like a guy
reading a book or something, right?
And they'll go, and he'll go, what the fuck are you doing?
You are pissing me off.
And so the guy with the book will go, what the, and then the guy will continue.
He'll go, you're pissing me off because you're too damn good at reading and
sexy.
It's called joy baiting.
It's the new thing to do. It's the new thing to do
What is wrong with people? That sounds like the cringiest shit I've ever heard. Well, I would have it rather than rage big
Yeah, I'll say
If I have to pick one. Yeah, honestly, yeah
Right. Yeah, that's right
Stick to master baby
I'll go first you go first you go first
Pig ventry!
Gotcha!
Oh, see, I'm a mile behind you.
I'm gonna need you to sew down just a tad.
Yeah, both?
Mm-hmm.
There were people I swung there.
Oh.
Oh, my God, there's a clicker ball.
And he's on his eyes on me.
Trying to fuck you?
Yeah, he's trying to explode all over me.
explode all over me. That's my job. You get back! Clank a ball. Are we not going to the
triangle house? No, we are. I just want to go look at this real quick. I saw a rocketeer
aggro on someone. Mm-hmm. Well, I would love to play marathon, but too many Bungalators
don't like it and I want to do what everybody enjoys I'm doing okay I think
we all in your ass by what show ass oh my goodness oh my goodness okay there's
two teams down here ones on height and the ones you're right oh yeah there's a
cake over there then subside we have to care of it he pointed you that yeah
this cake is upset to where they have one's out one's on the stairs one's
upstairs tell me I'm blind and tell me I'm blind upstairs upstairs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Team Kingdom, go Red Attack, go Red Attack, cuz I'm staying.
Dutch Moos, Dutch Moos! Retreat!
That guy is so fucking fat!
Oh, that's not gonna be good for my health.
I'm out of stamina.
Oh my god, I missed.
Oh, cozy, I'm not feeling good, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh my god, they're in, they're in, they're in, they're in, they're in, they're in!
Oh my god, that's another team, that's another team, they're in!
Wait, I'm...
Oh shit, oh shit! Run!
I saved another team, I think.
Oh my god!
Run!
Dude, I tried walling that, and the wall was right here.
I tried walling, and it canceled the wall.
Sir, sir.
I feel like I was unjustly killed.
You mind if I have a quick defibrillator?
Don't worry, let's get back up.
Let's get back up.
Sir, sir.
I will help you defeat the reverse.
sir sir freaking that's a freak it's people brazil people brazil
people brazil
come on me go to you quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly
Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. I love Brazil. I love Brazil. Oh, hold on now, sir.
Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. What the hell? They usually make some go nuts.
Uh
You died too
You got dressed walked up didn't heal and punched me
darn it
Excellent Ray gentlemen excellent Ray
Mr. Close in there. You give me back in there. That was not that was not represented of my skills
That was not representative of my skills. I'm much better than that. I didn't even shoot a shot. I don't think I
Don't think I even pull that my weapon the entire duration
Oh my DMA card my DMA card acted up again
Dude, I went to go wall off our back and a dead robot
bounced up and blocked it perfect perfect
perfect I
Tried to come into the rat room and a robot came in and I had no weapon out no stamina
And it proceeded to blow up about three inches under my penis
That's when I knew I was dead. That's when I knew it was over for me. Yeah
Little something something boys. Yeah. Yeah, they don't something something boys
Here we go, I'm bringing another Toro ain't gonna happen again ain't gonna happen again
Yeah, give me this is our game. This is our game right here. I was the first time we died tonight
Exactly exactly. I'd like to see him do it a second time
now they're possible
There's something something got one of these bad boys, but I'm having to spend money.
I might drop under a hundred K space dollars big man.
Let me talk to Mr. Chicken first.
Mr. Chicken, here we go.
Okay.
We're good.
Yeah.
I'll hit him.
I will be dropping under a hundred thousand.
I've been 95,000 space dollars Mr. Cozy.
Not looking good.
Here we go.
All right now we ride.
Ravens Cozy.
Psst Cozy.
Welcome back, sir. Welcome back.
Is that a cold one that I'm hearing?
No, we said we're not drinking, it's only a ginger ale.
It's a Monday.
Yeah, sure, buddy. Sure.
You pussy. Ginger ale.
That there is an 11% new limited edition voodoo ranger.
I can tell by the sss.
Also stop saying it's Monday because that's the one of the best days to drink pal
Let's ride!
Follow me boys.
Follow me boys
I'm just cooking them hot on your trail
I've got a much better feeling about this rain much better feeling about this rain
10 times better feeling I
Think your servers are having issues by the way. Oh really?
How can you tell was it the 300 errors we've gotten in the lobby of server connection errors?
Yeah, that and every single lobby today. It just feels like
Oh, I don't know it just feels like spaces has spotted me and he is about to violate me
Oh
My god, you just have to be back to back tripled. I like they're inside already
Yeah, they're preaching the room. Yeah, that's the room of shame
Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame!
Let's go kill him.
Right here, right here. Oh, and more people right there!
Oh!
It's not shame!
You're getting hated, you're so fucking dead.
No, they don't have any grenades.
Oh my god, they have grenades!
Run!
You missed Puss Master
It's gonna be a couple seconds here you're on your own chief
They haven't even left the room of shame yet. What are they doing in there?
I think there's another team. I think there's another team top zips.
Here we go. He's so laggy.
Let's go to the room of shame.
Come on, group these guys.
We got to go to the room and save.
Oh my god!
One behind you, one behind you!
Let him cook that...
Good work!
Fuck you sir, fuck you, eat my shit and die!
fuck you sir eat my shit fuck you sir eat my shit and die fuck you sir fuck you
eat my shit and die fuck you oh my god there's more I missed my one and only
shot I'm broken up well good I'm gonna be a moment of ammo oh my god no
Big tweed!
Hey, how you doing?
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it!
What's he doing?
What's he pushing?
Are they stupid?
Are you winning John?
I
Good work. All right time to die
Yeah, I got one of them. That's why I didn't push. Oh, what was that one? I know that yeah
Fuck you. Oh
Dude
I'm like one second to lead. Oh
Something something little something something
Yeah, I
I'm getting a lot of gentlemen that want want to go play Marathon you guys want to go play Marathon we can I
Enjoy that game very much
Oh
I would have to install it
I was kind of looking forward to eight bags tonight. I think I think we do eight bags
I saw that too.
It's funny, you all have one chat that says, fuck the new game, whatever that game may be,
and then the very next chat is, we need new content.
It's like a pair of dogs.
It's an ever going circle.
You can't escape it.
It's inescapable.
It's inescapable!
Uh, mmm, uh...
Little something, something.
Uh, I should be playing some Apex now.
I've been instant for some Apex.
Are you down for that?
Uh, I would have to reinstall it.
Download it, download it.
It's going the same.
You go download it right now.
Wait, what the hell is this?
Can you tell how to install a game while you're playing a game?
It's like a setting, right?
There's a setting. There's a setting. Take this. Take this.
Are you okay?
Take a thinker.
You're too fast for you actually.
You're too fast for you. You're too fast for you.
And then I can set it up over loading it to another game.
Yeah, I'm down.
Mm-hmm.
Hard to be true.
Oh.
Hey, we need Goobies guys.
Oh, you can take it. You can take it.
Goop, goop, goop.
Oh, some fit now.
Score.
We're in some bombs. I got fentanyl and bombs
Oh, yeah, I got I got three guns. Oh, I don't need guns. I just need like you know stuff
All right, let's do a fast read fuck apex deadgate. Yes every game is dead
Yes, I enjoy being miserable too. It's the best trust me. Don't you worry
Yeah arch survival ascended yeah, look it up. Do you like it?
Wait, it's rust with dinosaurs oh
Oh my god
You looting the turret right now we we are we as
You do that for exp if you just
Got you got you. I'm tapping the ball to have the ball look at a fire burger
fire burger
Check it out
Die, look at that. I died. I died. I hope he never comes back from getting milk
He's coming back buddy. My dad's gonna be here this Christmas. I guarantee it
Follow me boys
Hello me boys.
Please horror games. Oh yeah do you like horror games Mr. Coachy?
I love horror games.
I was gonna play some with Drac and Hudge.
But their pussies weren't quaking.
They're too pussies?
Dude they said they wouldn't play any scary games. Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
Those are grown men with families and they won't play a scary horror game on a computer.
That's gotta be something. What do you say? What were you what do you want to play?
Asmophobia or demonology or something. Oh that kid. Excellent Ray.
You didn't even go around and be like hello what's your name? That's essentially the
whole game that's correct. Yeah what's your name? What's your name? And then you
piss it off a bunch until it fucks you and then you know what ghost it is.
Yeah, it's the best it's the best
Think there's a couple other like scary games too like
There's got to be some new ones. I haven't played a scary game in a long time. That's what I play with even all of this
Bro, you should play what it's a solo player game, but I would fucking die to see you play this what it's a
I think it's called mortuaries chat. What is it mortuary assistant or something like that? Oh?
Oh, that's the game I saw Summit playing when he was playing with that dead guy's penis.
Dude, if you should, I would fucking rise to see you play that.
Perhaps, perhaps. Per baby, per baby.
Maybe I'll take a little pee.
I know, install Apex, install Apex.
Make sure you do the same, let's you install while you play the game.
You short my goop.
Blind moment, boys.
Let's see what he does.
He downloads a loud download during game play.
There it is!
Let's ride!
Or we can do some Halo 3 Ice Cream Man.
What is Halo 3 Ice Cream Man?
Do you mean FatGate where they run around and walk with Drabby Hammer?
Okay, that's another great game.
uh ice cream man
there's one guy at a warthog and there's a bunch of fat kids on the other side of the
street they have to get to the ice cream and the guy on the warthog tries to run all over
the fat kids before they can get to the ice cream
i would be so down to do fucking halo 3 forge maps like that
that would be so good actually
unfortunately we would have to set that up we could just like do it live because
They made it a lot more complicated to get the way ready. Yeah, it's it sucks
You used to be able to like just like get them really easily and
There was like a custom thing you just search through or whatever they made it
See if you have to you have to you have to go on like a reddit form
Find an old guy's Xbox profile. Look that guy up on Xbox
Go to his files and download his file
So you just have to hope that someone still has an account with it downloaded
We would ever give you what a blank
Is the worst it's a way I know I know it's really annoying
Which is internet is trash we come on, but I'm installing it. Yeah, how fast is it going?
I'm only at 25 we've ever said yeah
What the hell
You're already at 25%?
Yeah, 26%.
Geez.
Oh, okay.
Wait, how?
Okay, that doesn't make any sense.
How?
Okay, so it went to 25% in three nanoseconds, and then it took a full minute to go to
26.
All right, buddy.
Get in the game.
Get in this game.
We're riding.
What type of internet you got?
I got, I got like one or something.
Oh
To I'm to do well you want to get mr. Taxi for mr. Apex
He was an old pro in it the taxi hates apex yeah, why is he cuz he sucks
No, he was in my body sucks. Yeah guys my good. He sucks
Taxi would not
My cuz he's worse than me and
And he definitely wouldn't you know, I mean
You know, he doesn't want a couple legs. He doesn't he's I'm gonna I'm gonna outside him and be better
Yeah, dude, I had everyone was gassing you up. You take talking to you takes everyone was asking you up saying how good you were at apex
And then the next day everyone was shitting on you. What happened? I started being bad. I was good
I don't actually think it's I'm just good. Oh, we got drag. We got drag. Hey, he's okay. He's okay. He's like
You gave a feral squirrel Xbox controller, and then track made sure how rabies tracks hammered on a Monday
Probably yeah, right. Are you hammered on a Monday?
Probably a bottle to key the in right now most likely most likely and he's like four foot three so really needs a drop
Yeah, I got a hamster getting it out of his sucky bowl
I'm not.
Because we were all ass last night but it was fine.
I have to redo my settings.
I don't know my send.
I'm sober.
No way! We're Draka- Draka ain't havin' a- even a rocka-crack yet!
Wait, he's sober tonight?
Yeah, look at that!
Oh, you're the first time in a month, Draka?
Hey, condolations! Condolations!
That's great to hear!
Oh.
Hmm.
Ooh, let's RIDE!
Alright, Mr. Cloak, are you ready for a wild raid?
Are you ready for a wacky raid?
I'm ready for an insane raid.
Are you ready for an insane raid?
I'm ready for an insane raid!
Yeah, I just realized I'm downloading Apex right now, so maybe we play like a slow, maybe?
Ah, fuck it.
Well, let's just rip it.
Let's rip it like close to the other Thursday.
Okay.
Let's run!
Follow me, boys.
I'll pause it.
I'll test 65%.
No, don't pause it.
I'll pause it.
I'll pause that immediately.
Unpause that, unpause that.
Unpause that immediately, cozy.
I'm gonna unpause it in between games.
No, you don't! What are you talking about?
You've done in two games.
Unless this is the 1900s, when you're some type of Amish person,
you can download a game and play a game at the same time.
Okay, this is the submarine computer.
You can do it. You can do it.
That's fine. You've got enough download speed for both.
All right, here I see you.
I've seen that furry porn folder years, buddy.
Okay.
Your internet is true and tried and tested.
I've found a different PC.
Oh, okay.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh, gotcha.
I didn't even know it went higher than terabytes.
Yeah, it does.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Oh my god, I'm so I'm dead
Dude stop fuck off. Let's run
Follow me boys
Are you winning son
I want to die. Go son go go son go
Look at him right there. No his glory
You're a good man. You're a good man. Mr. Cloak. I'm ready to go boss. Let's ride
Auto B boys
Where's all the people, lad?
Where's all the goobads?
They might be up here.
Well, let's kill them!
I have 10 bullets. Well, we would see what you need. No, I'm going to get it. Good. I'm
going to keep up the front. Pick a little game. Scanning. No, but we're gonna get it.
You're gonna get a new map in April!
I think right in April? I think April right?
In like early April or late April?
I don't know. I might just be making all this up. I have no idea.
Guys, it's the April!
Dude, we need...
April, April. Late April.
Yeah.
Oh, Tink was watching the North West!
We need air.
Yeah!
Follow me, boys.
Who's who's a following brother? I don't know what I'm on
Yeah
We they're on both sides
West and East. Oh my god, I see you right for me
Hey John
What that
What am I watching?
Jesus double head shotters!
Yeah, they're in.
Jesus Christ.
Good heavens.
I don't see one! I don't see one!
Good work!
We're the winners!
Hooray!
Let's go up a little bit, let's go up a little bit.
Take that, a little bit of this,
that, a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
a little bit of this, a little bit of this,
then, where?
Maybe.
Oh, here's nothing.
I don't know.
I thought I heard you, buddy.
Keep it up.
something something okay this one's
dumb and poor but the other one was
pretty good I've got the supplies we need
follow me mr. close the ID I know where
the next victims are hey I got damn
surveillance here who's that go
Wait, I hear it.
Yeah!
It's right here, isn't it?
Is that it?
Where's surveillance camera?
Water treatment.
Yeah.
Let's go to water treatment.
Follow me, boys.
Stay first, teacher.
Stay each minute.
Keep your head on a spiffle.
Excuse me, Mr. Pole.
Monser pole, if you would not mind excusing me, I am on a mission.
Mr. Pole is quite rambunctious.
Yes.
Hello, Pole.
I say to Mr. Pole.
Rambox's quite Rambox's he is
Let's kill him
Stand back close y'all handle the next one
All right, I'll let you one run
Stand back. Oh
My god, but is this two guys?
Hey, hold up. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning. He's losing. I'm winning. I won
Folks, did you don't see that fuck you another team another team?
We're
On me
I'm a coming boss. I'm a coming here. You're gonna keep those guys. Oh
My god, I got it for you boss
Don't you worry? I'm gonna loot these guys who are inevitably homeless is shit
Let me double check those guys are homeless these guys are homeless. Oh
He's ready to get four
four
That's that's nice. Well, I just was judging it based on how they play it. They were at
They were they kind of they might have been blind
You lose something something
It was something something. Yeah, no, but you know you got to look at like I didn't the people that run into you
Right. Mm-hmm. They look at you and then just like oh my god, that guy has to be poor and then you can't ever
poor
I don't think I don't think people say it about me.
I was I don't know about that.
I don't know people say about me, boss.
I don't know about that.
Well, sure.
Well, maybe, boss. I mean, you.
Well, you're always right, boss.
Well, I just want to watch.
Yeah.
Don't shoot till I'm all the way up the ladder.
That's cheating.
Yeah.
I
Will pack it that's me goob. They will pack it am I hearing something?
The double will pack oh hello good sir
I'm gonna go it. I'm gonna go ahead and launch this socket in your mouth
There is mr. There we go
there yeah oh yeah welcome welcome thank you sir thank you sir
i can't kill him i can't bring myself to do it i can't bring myself to do it godspeed boys godspeed
follow me gentlemen follow me boy i call me i have really bad friends because of fucking the apex
That's not how that works! I've got you, chief!
Oh, I saw you!
Uh, I thought you were the mad guy.
Go, go, go!
What's my level? Okay.
Go, you little boys!
Back right here.
I'm coming up, I'm coming up.
One ran.
I got so fucking fed!
I've, uh, like, two FPS, man.
Make it one.
Oh
How do you like this bitch boy and back back there oh shit
I'm close the door
No, no, you gotta grab me I gotta redeem myself
Okay
I
Thought I was stupid, huh thought I was poor just like boss said you would dig well
I am poor, but I'm not stupid. He killed himself
Yeah, I
56
You see to the top right
EEEEEEEEESH!
That's incredible- OH FUCK MY ASS!
My game pros, I'm back.
Th-there's two-two people coming in from the north!
LICK IT!
How close.
It's those same guys I let live! What the hell? I got one!
This is going pretty good!
Hey, I'm kinda cookin' over here, close you, look at that!
Why we're doing pretty good
For 30 f. Yes
All right now to really put this shotgun on your mouse there
And here we go go ahead and say off for me
He's a resilient one he's a resilient one
Oh, it's pretty good, Mr. Close. We're doing pretty good.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, they're dumb and poor. That's okay. I just wanted to see the life drain from their
eyes. It's the only way I can get it up nowadays.
Yeah, you do.
Let's...
Here, take this.
Okay.
Not those.
I will be taking those.
Oh
Mon sure mon sure closey
Mmm, dude what what I just you see this leaper. There's a leap right there
Okay, my frames are back to 300 what the fuck just happened all your DMA card acting up my DMA card
whatever I'm seeing in every video game ever I always have I always will sometimes
the MPS will go down yes
oh go back go back follow me boys you can cook this guy boss
Ah, not the PMA car, it's acting up, it's acting up!
Oh wait, hold up.
Here we go.
Okay, okay!
Follow me, boys.
Read chat, you stupid fucking peanut.
How dare you.
you. How dare you. I will have. I've modged Taken's penis. Modged revoke his penis privileges
for say four hours. You know what? I have the balls. Looks easily good group of them.
uh-uh
Arpeggio
What the click and do it? Dude, I think it's a server. I think the server is bugged right now
Hmm you notice something something
Nothing at all
There's a page on there. Oh wow I can sell that for a nickel
Yeah, well, you're poor, man.
Oh.
Hmm.
I think you need it.
No, thank you.
Is that your trap?
No. Oh, I see.
Let's.
Oh, dude.
Follow me, boys.
Oh, see, I'm getting sick every minute.
I'm going to throw up.
What?
I'm getting sick every minute.
I'm going to throw up.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know what's going on.
I feel I've got the switch now.
I will prevail! I will prevail!
If you see this arc floating in the air
Yes, that's what they do sometimes.
No, no, I see it across the map. Where is it for you? Right here.
Dude, it's across the map for me. But, literally,
how many of you see my paint? Why? Well, you stop all your crazy talk.
Okay, I can't kill any of you this time. You're talking bad!
I
Mean you little bugger
Gotcha
They stand no chance against me clothes. Don't you worry. You're coming
Everybody calls that I cannot see your dad he calls these little bucks like
I'm not good nothing feels good you think you're getting like sick I'm actually
getting sick from all the food I had a little joke in my mind my stomach but
whole everything is failing I can't even think straight I've never pooped so
hard that I can't think straight, but it's happening.
Let's get out of here boys. Are you sure I shouldn't drink? I feel like a Voodoo Ranger would solve this.
Oh man, no. No, no. Think about everything that hit your stomach in the last 24 hours.
They get 11% Voodoo Ranger.
Yeah, but if I drink it, I'll be cool. All the bungalows are telling me.
They're saying do it and you're cool
What you want me to be some fucking loser or something?
Well, they said I'll be cool if I do it
You're gonna vomit everywhere. Yeah, or you're gonna shut up or you're gonna. Yeah, or you're just gonna be like it's not a commission
Gentlemen
I sure have to do the radar. I just have to down the street we see
Hmm, okay. All right. Okay. Let me take my money. Let me take my money
I'm gonna sell everything I just got with no regard to what I need in the game
It's the only way to do it
It's the only way to do it. It's how you get out the mud dick. That's
That ass on a stack and how you get out the mud
Time sit dead ass. I shit. Okay. We actually made it. We made it to 250,000 just like we said we would
Hey, you're on it. Mm-hmm. Well, hold on. Actually might be a trick
Let me go in and out. Okay. It has deleted most of my money. I have 206,000 now
I'm reset my game. Okay. Why does it do that? I have no idea. I think it's racist to get peanuts some type of
Communist game. Mm-hmm. So don't come in this game
What hold up should we guys I can't jam I feel like fucking dog shit
I
Wasn't even gonna stream it out, but I wanted to be here. I need to be here. I love you, bitch
No, I think
Obstructed
I have to restart my fucking PC okay you should also if I skip the stream because I ate too
many burgers the bungalow ladies would never let me live that damn you can do it you can
do a short one then do a long boy tomorrow fuck yourself all right fuck yourself and
die in the game of course I okay I still you grab dragon play some apex you got that
You want to put it's all these nine o'clock
You right, okay couple games are
Well, what if we do it? What are all of what if we don't play apex now, and then we play liars more later on?
No, because you have to play liars for drinking, and I'm not drinking on a Monday my asshole hurts
All the hell the quavius to go easy on you next time, but that doesn't excuse why you're not drinking on a Monday
because my asshole hurt most of our asses hurt right now if you think about it
I just been I've been craving apex recently I've been craving it I've been I love art
I love playing on but I've been craving apex craving it
I got squirrelled. Wanna play? What? Yeah I wanna play some apex. That sounds really fine
That sounds really fun.
That sounds like a great deal of fun.
That sounds fantastic.
Yes indeed, yes indeed, yes indeed.
Kids game.
the they've been fucking me every game a kids game it's a game I fucking dumps
here so you use you were those dumb fuckers one of those stupid fuckers
everybody's been talking about hold up wait a minute somebody we're we're
playing apex or arc what well what do you want to do I would lay back
Let's do some Apex in.
Let's grab Mr. Drac.
I fucking hate this game.
What?
You don't like Apex?
No, it's 2026.
Who is playing Apex in 2026?
I don't know.
Sorry, boss.
I like the game.
I like the gamer mouse, sorry mouse.
We ain't gotta play it if you don't want,
I love all these games.
I'm already open, I'm already open.
Okay, all right, okay.
My body's, wait, I have to register an account?
Oh.
Ooh, never even played it, he hates it.
We didn't know it.
Where's Dracad?
Wait, why, why?
Get that four foot six Gremlin in here.
Where is he?
Hey, wait, go see, join my discord.
Okay.
Okay, with it.
Drakk!
Comet, okay, good, good, good.
Right.
Let me see here, let me search my stream titles.
One moment, one moment, boys!
Eight, six, legends, hell yeah.
Cloaksy and Drag, here we go.
Apex, oh, Apex Legends.
Oh, I keep looking at the wrong game,
it's a game called Apex with a picture of a car.
Here we go, here we go.
Now we're cooking, now we're cooking boys.
I
Clicking the wrong game as a game hold that hole who is that sexy guy? What the hell?
He sounds so sexy out. Oh my goodness. Who is that sexy man? Who's that sexy? What the hell is that?
Here we go, here we go
All right
Now we ride
Oh, hmm.
Oh.
Make ladder as you didn't see with the next ladder.
Oh, did you get something?
Oh.
Oh, we got an apex pack.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We got a purple.
Oh, it's garbage.
Never mind.
All right ignore that it's garbage it's poop garbage
My new baby, I got the specter I got the specter
I don't know what you're doing up there.
Okay, well, they're playing duos.
All right, join on in boys.
Join on in boys.
Rack, all my settings, I need you to go down to the fucking list or
seven seconds you're in chat.
I'll send you a text on my settings.
Yep, and your ever cop.
You already have like five.
Sure.
I want six.
I've been holding in a diary in this whole stream.
Okay.
Dude, Kochi, my text with you looks like,
it looks like a blog.
So, listen, man, I have a hundred,
how many text messages do you have?
I have 1,117.
I'm reading a Shibu-chan.
Shibu-chan, that one.
Tina, I am literally at the grocery store
and I opened the stream accidentally
not connected to my headphones
And the first thing you said on max volume was oh, I got some fentanyl and bombs
Her big hell yeah, I got a hit up that grocery store. They got it all. He got it all what don't they have
How about in boys how about in the water?
I'm not gonna know my sense. It's gonna be fucking miserable. Oh, it's good boys. How the race today?
But we really go at once. Oh, yeah, yeah, we yeah, we we did really yeah, we did really good
Yeah, we did. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we did
Yeah, I don't know if you were I don't know if you're her being dragged, but I'm I'm feeling out of the weather today
So I'm kind of just chilling and shoot it. Yeah
No, I'll yeah, no alcohol. I'm kind of just I'm I don't feel my my tippity top best. I'm what happened. You okay?
well last night I ordered
Jack in the box from Uber Eats, and then it went on for an hour and
And you shouldn't cancel Uber Eats because then they only give you 20% of your money back
So I was gonna do what I usually do when that happens was let it ride until it cancels itself
Then you get all your money back
So I ordered McDonald's on DoorDash and they picked up my McDonald's and then Uber Eats told me that there actually was a guy
And he picked up my Uber Eats. So then I had McDonald's and
Jack the Box and I ate more than it takes to feed a family of five for a week
I have no idea. I actually genuinely I ate a big arch two triple burgers. Oh my big Mac two large fries
an apple pie a large Oreo shake and a clunky sandwich brother are you pissing out of your ass
I've been pissing out of my ass all day. Oh my god. I just stomach ache listen to that. I know that doesn't even sound possible but it's possible when I did it.
it's possible 400 pounds he pays out in okay a lot of that was kind I play
like yeah I know that was your character that I don't know I actually ate so much
That I haven't eaten today, and I'm not even joking. I'm still 100% full
You haven't had food at all. It's been I try ordered food
I ordered buffalo wild wings to see if I can put some food need for the stream
I ate three wings and then throw the rest out. I
That's a bunch of eight. It's almost been 24 hours. I'm still
Dude, why you need like a tongues or something. No, I took a
I think I just got tricked you did I just got tricked I don't have you I don't see you
I was already friends with you drag and then I just got another friend of
question for another guy named dragon now I'm do drags my friend my friend
inspect yeah I'm the one with a triple pred batch inspect yeah F oh my god I've
been tricked I've been tricked I've been tricked I invited him to oh my god wait is this close
to you?
No, no, no.
I don't know what's real anymore.
Join the eyeballs, join the eyeballs.
Yeah, that's close.
That's close.
Okay, we're good.
We're safe.
I have the bug then you swap it to the fire range.
I think my setting should I restart my game?
No.
You're level 500 God go outside dude. I've been level actually I believe there's like prestige systems in this game
So I think he's level 500 and then got to level 500 again, and then you got to level 500 again
And then get to level 500. I think he's actually almost 2000. Yeah
This is why why are we running up for a firing range? No, it's so I could ready up and then he falls it back
We start off with a wild card or should we go right into ring?
Wild card, wild card, wild card, wild card, wild card, wild card, okay.
Then he, Wraith is useless.
That is true and statistically speaking, most people that play Wraith are racist.
Honestly, yeah, and they're like the most aggressive mean people in the world.
Yep, yep.
Okay, dude, why?
Yeah, he's the Venezuelan guy yeah, I came here willingly though. Now we got two of them
I came on my own terms. Oh, I can't say the same for the other gentlemen. Oh, you guys snatch that one up
Oh my god wait
Brace and then
Brace is oh my great
now we can make it to the next round.
Woo.
He's a reindeer.
I'm a reindeer.
Let's ride.
Close.
No, no.
Play ulcer.
Once you get her down, you're going to fall.
What?
Do what?
What are we doing to Rave?
No, no, no, he's gonna fuck with Alter, like her kid.
Alter, oh, we know he's Rave though.
Yeah, no, but Rave sucks.
Yeah, we switch to Alter, we switch to Alter, right?
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice skin.
We're just pasting the chat rules because I made the Venezuela joke.
Those are chat rules, you dumb shit.
Not me rules.
What are you telling me?
I don't know a ton of shit
Okay, wait, is this a let's ride game. I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah, that's right intro
Are you sure is it?
We got a picker characters and shit
I'm a reindeer
You look so stupid. Oh, I look like a murderer
Okay, so let me guess he just pops fims and then he's gonna pad into them and die
No, I can't see no I could cue him for I could heal him from far. Yeah. He'll be from far
All game. I'll do that. They're all game
Yeah, all game
You'll see
Oh my god, wait is that us?
Yeah, we all have streamer mode on, nice.
Wait, is this wildcard or the other thing?
This is ranked?
Yeah.
I thought we were warming up a wildcard, I'm not ready yet.
I thought so too.
All my settings are reset, fuck it.
We have two teams.
Three teams, three teams.
Get it boys!
I'm going here.
I really know it.
Yeah, I know it.
I don't have any ability to go fucking.
Okay I'm gonna land here you guys go over there.
I think someone's landing on my right.
Uh Denny if you cue a wall or something you can go through it.
Okay, what's the uh...
Her ult is a portal huh?
Portal! Portal! Portal!
Teleport to...
No wait, I have to...
But she had two permanent badges there's no way you don't know that Wraith makes a portal.
No I'm not Wraith dumbass!
Oh shit, oh yeah.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
We ain't you're right, you're right.
Yeah.
We ain't you're right, you're right.
I'm the fucking best.
Hold on, I have to rebind, capture it.
What, are we on?
Well hold up now boys.
Can you shut up?
Yeah, shut up, Drac.
What was that one?
Fuck you.
Yeah, shut up.
Yeah, fuck you.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut up.
Can you pass the fist?
Fuck you.
I don't want to shoot their guns.
Yeah, shut up, Drac.
Fuck you.
Oh, it's because I'm but it's all okay. No, I do need to be fucking hate you
But okay, I love bringing in a new person to discord and then verbally abusing them immediately for five minutes
It's my favorite
Kind of like it. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. What are they doing over yonder?
I've changed my ideas off toggle
Yeah
Got you now bastard
Yeah one shot one one one one one absolute one
You should buy me to yeah, dude. There's their fucking love. Oh my goodness gracious
oh my god I'm the worst player ever I've never ever seen destruction like that I
have never seen this respect like that yeah I have never seen that was that was
that was disgusting I would like to know that the two gentlemen said well he's
He's just gonna jump in there and die, um, fucking suck.
I would like that noted.
It's first, it's first game of all, we got to take a look at these scores here, boys.
Zero, zero, zero.
Oh, that's incredible.
That's the first game I've played this game in a year.
I haven't played this game in a year either.
Let's me you played it yesterday and the day before that and the day before that
He's kind of right
Played your dad's scrotum like a banjo. That's what I did. Fuck you
So let me tell you something real quick pal. Let me tell you something real quick. I
Jumped on last week for the first time in seven months, and I dropped a 14 kill
4500 damage rate game
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
He was on Octane.
He said ranked game.
Yeah, ranked game, ranked game.
All my seven years.
No, Mr. Peter ever.
Poop would give me power.
Introducing your champion.
They don't look so tough.
Stacking damage, right?
They don't look so tough.
That's either a smurf or a cheater, by the way.
Oh, wait, we're dropping boys.
We are going to go...
Let's go to a real server.
Take us down nice and easy.
Okay?
I'm gonna take you down down down on the scene.
Now, go slow!
It's Clokesy's first time.
Is it your first time, Clokesy?
You don't usually do this.
Oh my god, there's so many people. One, two, three. Three teams here.
Walk in. Go right side.
There are ones lining up.
Oh my god, there's so many people. Search, search, search, search, go over here.
Stretch it!
Uncle, uncle, uncle, what are you doing here?
What are they, like the mediguns?
Medic are like RE45. Don't listen to him. He's lying to you
Medic are like the R301 the RE45 and like R99
Okay
One of us always tells a lie and one of us always tells the truth
It's gonna be generating it
Have a shit
Sweet
He's stuck on the man up from five years ago. Oh, that's cuz it's the best
He's keeper Sentinel
You can't beat it. You can't beat it
Oh, if you can't beat it, you're gonna get close, huh?
Jerk it.
I dig that.
I ran, Pappy, used to say.
Uh-huh.
He was a good man.
There's something, something, boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, thank you, good sir.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You gonna smack on the booty for good work?
Is that gonna be a troller or is it gonna be a cop?
Um...
Gotta find an arty.
Well, that's your stand, please.
Not a chance.
I appreciate it.
Fuck you, peanut.
What kind of...
What kind of first-time chat is that?
Oh, give me that!
Hey, we got one!
I'm not gonna look at that.
I'm not a good look at that. Absolutely. Oh
Hold on now boys
I'm looking for
No, if you see one boys
He's in the operation
Agreed. Fuck you. That's it for a time. That's it. What's wrong with you that?
Oh
yeah yeah and you're gonna speed this one come out of that
character is late
follow me
the busting
faster faster faster
one one one one one one one one one one one one
I got your mouse I got your mouse
oh yeah
yep yep yep
I can't go in there nice
okay you wanna have this clip
you teleported
yeah
Wait.
We need to push the link!
Oh, dingle!
Rocket!
I think I see him, I think I see him.
Oh my god!
I'm good, I'm good.
Yes.
I didn't think for that, did I?
Oh shit, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. He's taking me. He's taking me.
I don't know what it is.
He's the absolute one and right.
Right on that dog shit.
He was he was he was.
That right?
Yeah, I'm sure he.
Yeah.
Let's get out of here boys.
What?
I'm so dead.
Run!
I'm so dead.
I
Just
Yeah
another team. Well done. Okay.
Good.
I'm going to come in. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Nice. I was a third.
I'm killing her. Good work.
I have no way.
Oh my god
My god, he's smarter and sexy like me
I'm not gonna lie to you. It looked like I was doing a ton out there and I did virtually nothing
Okay, it looked cool. I think we get all it did. What I was doing looked really cool
Not very effective. Not very effective. Yeah, this guy this guy might not be real.
He's a level 34 with a 20 bomb 4k.
What?
Chester?
Yeah.
Well, can we all just take solace, knowing that we've been playing this game for about
an hour, and close to us and got us for a skill yet.
That's good W the chat.
Let's get a W in the chat, boys.
A quick W in the chat.
W's in the chat.
I had to spam revive both of you.
WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GAH I'M CLOSING ME MY PUSSY HEART WAAA
YOU WENT DOWN FORT TIME
THE GAME WAS TEN MINUTES LONG NOT EVEN
HOW DO YOU DIE FOUR TIMES
IT'S THREE MINUTES GAME
THAT's...
NEVER HAPPENED
YOU'RE A LIAR AND A CHEAT
YOU'RE A LIAR AND A CHEAT AND YOU'RE MAKING STUFF UP
Yeah, honestly fuck it play some rife
I'm not gonna lie to you
I can't get in my locking position because I have to cleanse my cheeks of the diary doesn't blow I
Think if I go diarrhea, I can walk in
I'm gonna go try diary one second. Wait, dude. There's no way you're leaving. No way you're going. How are you gonna?
She's good, you're going to cancel my evices, but, I don't know, I'm a filthy fucking cheater.
Okay, racist.
Yeah, not what.
Introducing your champion.
Everyone got a place in the games, but I've got first place.
Oh, you're a dumbass here.
Alright, you landed it.
I might land him off the map.
He's attached to you, so you don't have to kill yourself.
Here we go, ready up.
on the map with him shitting his pants.
Oh, it's a fire!
No, no, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
I think we're gonna-
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Loki, my ass is hurting too.
I have a turret.
We are not alone.
Let's ride!
Ultimate low ground boys.
Oh, ground, we're done.
Oh, there.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Oh, I sit very fast. I have
trained my rest of muscles
I did no, I'm usually that yes sir. I did okay first off I had that shit locked in the loaded
Okay, so by the time I sat down and by the time it was in the toilet was point one
It fell out of there like a barrel down the Niagara Falls, okay?
Secondly, I have trained myself to be recently because I'm a streamer
But you're human
Oh, we have different rectal muscles than you that's true class is wrong
Right here
I
Love it
What if I
Love me as well
I guys on a fucking nasty heady. That's yeah
I
Know way
Nice.
We're doing this, we're doing this.
Come on, come on.
Hey, Senna, it's coming back.
Yeah, it's ready.
No, we did!
I'll be closer.
Yeah, yeah, I knew.
I
Know they're pushing pushing pushing pushing pushing
Oh my god!
I'm being shot!
What the fuck, one?
I'm gonna buy seeds.
Are you?
Yup.
One, one.
I'm the one on horizon.
All you all you good boy.
Next, next one.
Nice.
Got the fucker on your top hook.
Dude, yeah.
He's landing on me.
Fucking salmon.
And you got the next.
Wait, wait, I'm gonna...
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!
Two, two.
Ah!
I was giving you an aerial view of the game field.
I have 88 damage, I hit one shot out of the Ataturk Sage.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
I'm switching off of the Centenille and I'm doing the odd real one.
Group diarrhea garbage with nothing to me and no one.
I'm only big where's the third body welcome I'll pay them in there my one
two I'm one of my markets up in my you know I'd say high numbers around close
you get scared you can't count that yeah don't mention father figures around
I
Was wholesome you're gonna slide slide jump slide jump slide jump
Yeah
The room is broken
Oh shit
Oh my god
They won't decide they won't decide you're long
Yeah, she's right. She's right down down down
There's one under.
Under.
Under, under.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're going.
Go on.
I'm here.
That was the last of that squad.
I'm here.
Fucking chose the wrong player.
God yeah.
Reloading.
Who was who?
I eat I eat a piece keepers I got
Stuck there's one back there with a blue choke where in the first team
Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. Oh, hey, thanks
Oh
I was just thinking I need a peacekeeper that's 400 miles away
All right
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Let's ride all of me boys
He's some shots to the door
We should go zone though
Okay, okay. Yeah, close in 30 you I supply them. Oh wait. Is there some item all those guys?
No
Get on where we go
Oh, sorry boss, I'm sorry boss come back boss. Yeah
We're going to go on this way. Yeah, good thinking good thinking go toward the circle
Fuck his ass!
He hit 50 sides.
Got his head of the beam.
No team, no team, top of the hill, no team, top of the hill.
What button?
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna climb, I'm gonna climb, I'm gonna climb.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Yeah, you should be back.
I think they ran, they ran, they ran.
No team behind, no team behind.
What?
He's in that zone.
Idiot.
That team is dead.
Another team on me.
Put up the overflame the way.
Put it back.
Give me that.
I got you.
Come this way, boys.
On me.
Go, go, go!
Oh.
Go.
On me.
Go.
Should be another guy over here.
Yeah.
On me.
On team.
In front of me.
Oh, he's running for me.
Where'd he go?
He's down.
come in
he's inside
other one's under me, another one's under me
dead
see that
you need it too
you need it too?
i'm dropping some jump
yeah i need energy really
oh i just picked this up
no, not that
this is jumping
there's so many back up
pk is the best guy i've ever been
The same
Yep
What
It gives you your old and you're too faster you can even use it on the creeper than I heard
Yeah, yeah on the minimal you can use on the creeper you can use on the paper
The best one is overflow by far
That's like a that's all I got
Overflow is where you pop a syringe or a shield shell. It heals your entire bar. That's why I talked about my shield
The big ones in the shit
Reference for me
Like 60
Yeah, one should be like right in front of you right here. We go all three all three
We do a little
Yeah, we can we can have God's ball your voice
Scout I found one to scout right?
Yeah, it's a care flag. Oh no
I'm gonna pour it over to it
I
There's shooting over to the northwest
He's gonna kill him
See where John
We kind of have God spot. Okay. Listen. Listen. You want to go to see me?
I'm gonna break the door with the arcs.
I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top, I'm top,
I
Oh
Fucking one fucking one
THANK YOU FOR Jordanian
eine
It's worse. It's worse.
You're the hell are you?
How in the fuck am I inside?
Get over here.
It's a race to the beat.
Got him?
Close on you, close on you.
Oh my god, he'd be right.
He's got these though.
Yeah!
Oh my god, there's two right there.
Holy shit, holy shit
I got even doing these crotch walking to the grass
Peanut yeah, what's up?
You read close y'all damage you were you even in that game
But I saw you laying like a big fat pussy in the safe little box about 30 seconds ago, buddy
All these man they're finishing me off all the wrong grab it
I remember I remember
I
Think someone use the gun upgraded it if you do enough damage just sponsored turbo on it that is true
Fuck you kidding me. It spawns a turbo on it
Charger
So you're telling me I can oh, I'm telling you on a demo. I still
Yeah, you have unlimited ammo!
Yup, you have.
Oh, oh, close, it gets better.
If you shoot behind a ramp or wall, you have unlimited ammo.
Without the ammo.
What? Do I have to reload?
Yeah.
But it doesn't mean you're real ammo.
Alright, this one's gonna go ten times better, I guarantee it.
You
Wipe yeah, I want I want to watch okay all smirks
How could you pay to dump war zone? I'm not a war zone professional closer you tell him
Because war zone is recycled trash
Right you guys all get baited including me spend the $60 every year on the same game
Mm-hmm. Oh, Mr. Koji very insightful very insightful Miss Koji
very careful
Here others
But the having is also super calm
control the recoil
alright
it's good
also has a turbocharger
yeah shred
try it try to see if you like it
oh fuck i already upgraded my god damn
that motion
Okay, I'm getting aimed at coming for my
Inside what if we don't value your life?
Still do you tell me about that?
Yeah
Okay, all right
Guys guys I got karma for saying I don't buy clothes you buy
You're done. Okay
At least close he is dead as well I can take
Yeah, you achieve
You just standing there oh, that's not good
I say that that's an easy
Easy. Close you by him. Easy, close you by him.
I think-
You have zero damage!
Come on, come on, come on, get off him!
I was meditating!
I was just shortly totally jealous.
Thinking about my next move!
That's why my moves are calculated, and your moves are erratic and dumb.
You had a donut! Zero damage!
That's a glitch. Game glitch. The game glitch.
That's what happened.
Lock it in.
You quite literally, as Octane did more damage to yourself that game than enemies.
We got this.
That might be a new fucking record.
Fuck, he's right.
He's on.
Well, no matter, it was but a mere warm-up game.
Now it is really time to get down to the dicky gritty.
We need some team affirmations. We need some team affirmations here
After this round after if we lose this round we need some team affirmations hundred percent hundred percent
Yeah, I know who that is who who what who what is the champ squad? Oh
It's one of these boys
But you wait, you know the people that are the champ squad. We should go outside. Oh, she is yet. She's not on the stream
He's a bitch is on your dick pal
Can you why would you pass at the peanut? I
did a job master I
Will take us down nice to the easy
Right there
And more specifically it's right here
Probably want to fight for me
I
Think oh wait, he's a piece of my right side. Yeah, there's
No, no, no women
They're women
I don't know what that's to do with anything.
Somebody was talking tactically based on the lady or not.
I need to say it again.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious. Yeah, no, they're men, they're men.
So now they're men.
Men!
Well, they can't make up his mind.
It's chocked.
I think we can get in there, Drac.
Yeah!
Can I come again?
He's gonna die, he's gonna die, I think.
No, he didn't die.
I
Can't jump up this
This you quit oh my god
Bugs!
Oh fuck!
Oh, that was a- that was a-
He was jumping, jumping?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Well that was easy!
Sam Squad, more like...
Fucking fishes.
Yeah.
I'm fine.
But like, not Sam Squad.
Am I right, boys?
Absolutely.
This is fun
Tom squad that's what I said
Got him to do that man if you're trying to heal like arc
Yeah, dude is so bad
Like trying to pop things
Artio one if you boys see what I see I'm gonna go for this thing over here
Oh
Who's you do you come on?
Yeah, oh
That's nice
We might reach my part of that voice
It's up thinking of something
What oh, I'm 60
Oh
Mr. Kuzab thank you my boy. How much damage I need to do for the terrible charger
I don't know if you hover over he's making a lot of stuff up five
It does tell you actually
Right music dude get three under five points with the guy
Looking for a bruiser
Yeah!
We are free.
Purple heavy bag right there for anybody sure that is in need.
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Do come do come. Yeah, I'm going in. Wait, you're going.
You need a public cell. I got you. I don't have a show. She was making stuff up again.
No, no, she was in the building.
Right here in front.
Good suppose, good suppose.
40. Uh, 60, 60, 60.
Where'd she go?
I don't know. This guy's a loser.
There he is!
upshelves and
Oh my god, he's always though. Oh, but he got away
Oh, take your tail right here. Here's a guy right there the way he said they got away
You do it
Guys I'll take four responsibility for that.
What?
Yes.
So I'll take four responsibility for that.
I think we are ass.
Guys it's time for team affirmation.
I think it's time.
It's a habit.
It's kind of ass.
Go back to the lobby.
Go back.
Oh shit.
Okay we have to make these team affirmations fast.
I'll go first.
Hmm
Wait, we're back at the lobby I'm in the game. I'm thinking of my team affirmation closey. I don't even know what affirmation means
Clogsy I
Like
How
You became a streamer
because you are genuinely too fucking stupid for any other job on planet Earth.
All right, Drac, you're next. Let's lift each other up.
Let's lift you closer to your turn. Your turn.
No, Drac, you go first. Drac, you go first.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Um, hey.
Peanut, I like how you wear that stupid little fucking hat every single day.
Mm-hmm.
You're welcome. And it goes, it goes round and round and round and round.
Mm-hm.
Thank you, sir.
My coach of your turn, some team affirmations.
Peanut.
Hi.
Like, how you bring awareness to people with no arms and legs.
little racist but all right okay all right okay all right i also don't know why i got two affirmations
you know it's a crack to be the good one um oh my shit drack i like how you bring awareness to
short people not even that short of five nine mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah standing on your bed
You guys just have to tell me all good well you're already standing on your bed pretty convenient
But what
As you should
We're already inside the room pretty bad
Whose last one had over full
Yeah, I have that um
Um, if you say pretty, please please fuck is it was over fuck? Oh, it was the best one. Yeah
The best end to the game. Yeah. Thank you. Good sir. I got you
I don't know why you gave that to me. We just made fun of you for being short
Thank you
PC that those were those were phantom legs oh yeah met a met a phantom legs yeah
yeah I might use your 45 is that is that good as everybody said yeah it's
really good we're about the peacekeeper
That was good. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. Give me my ear. Oh, it's kind of
Oh
Thank you
Now I'm using the PK
Yeah, oh my god. There's a man in front of me. There's a man behind.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
What?!
He's behind you!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Wait, wait!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Can I take a portal?
Oh my god, they're coming to Thurs, are you kidding me?
You're in the middle of a fight, why are you Thursing?
Are you kidding me?
Nah, I don't know what you are talking about, sorry.
Yeah!
If he craps us, he gets a Moby,
because I'm on the conduit give me that
nice
don't worry about it I got you
shit no
welcome back
I see them
I don't see them. I'm gonna die.
Right?
Yeah!
They're pushing, they're pushing.
Oh, the loading, loading, loading!
What are you going?
Just a gamer chair?
One's close to my left.
Look at your left. Where?
Yeah, I heard him like, he was like shooting all of them.
Hey, how did he go?
You go up?
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, what the hell?
It just teleported and jumped everywhere!
Team, no team, no team, no team!
Jump behind you, jump behind you!
What the fuck is that?
Got me dead!
Oh my god, get down.
Guys, behind us?
I'm one.
Get on my side.
Okay, I'll get on my side.
Fuck me.
Again, I'm slow healing.
You're doing great, sweetie.
That guy got fucking shit on by the way.
You got two buckets?
Yeah, he got stuck.
Where are the people at?
They're rushed.
Come, come, come.
You right here right here
Oh goodness gracious
charge into my shields
under me?
two of them
there's a flash in here
I won't shoot anyone, I won't shoot anyone
fuck Ender
one shot, one shot, one shot
wait for me, wait for me
after you
I suck
why is there so much time?
I got one bullet
come in, come in, come in
I'm dead, I'm dead
guys, this guy's low
this guy's low
get him
no
45, yeah, yeah
last one, last one
last one over here
there's a whole team under me though
yeah, yeah, come in
just send this guy in
this is the last guy
You got this! You got this!
What are you looking at?
You're holding onto me!
Good boy!
I'm dead.
Are you?
Yup.
Oh my God!
What's that? I think there's a water damage.
Brembo, Brembo.
Come here, come here.
I was about the maximum power
Yeah that's 45, no nades, any nades in the front door?
Nope, but I have a gun
No, that's fine, I'm kidding
Fuck him!
I'm making a panic
Wait
I'm here, shoot him
One's done
Another one's done
Oh, then you own yeah, come back you I need to energy him over the fuck up any
We do you know right there?
I
I'm with you
I'm safe. Get away. Get away.
Are you going to go? I'm going to rest.
Get your ass back here.
Oh, that's a little. Oh my God. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Oh my God.
Oh my god, oh my god, what?
Put that box, put that box, come here, put this box.
I'm not meeting my fucking energy, I have to help him.
I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him.
There's so many boxes in there.
Yes, yes, I can stack.
Energy, right here.
Keep it in front of me.
Enhance my weapon.
Nice, it was gold now, I think.
Are you here?
Yeah, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him. Send the squad home.
I'm giving you a gun.
Nice.
One more?
Heck, dead, hooligans!
Goddamn!
There's a guy on the team behind me.
Yeah, are we somewhere?
I don't know what he's running away running away
It's fucking blood on this guy just keep doing I'm coming back. I'm coming back. We're dead boys. I'm back here back here. I'm up here
I'll see him
We're here in front of me right here. It's a bloodhound
No, it's it. No
Whatever character you're playing track on what kind of it. Yeah, we're waiting. We're gonna use
Yeah, it's me this you can give me I guess you're cute
He's one P he's absolute he's dog shit
Oh my god, I mean, it's on my ass.
Charge!
Nice, okay, now without, we see you on these headings, and we turn around.
Just rest.
Zones gonna hurt them, so they're gonna be weak.
She based, she based.
Yeah, there's gonna be a couple teams.
K, K, K was on.
This one hurts.
Flying in, flying in, flying in.
On the left, on the left.
I love you. Wait, I'm dead. It's over. It's over. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead to
me too. No, I'm coming. Wait, I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah. Oh, I want to, I want to
help him.
I
Chasing chasing chasing
The other round of team affirmations is what we need that's what we need that's what we need
The one more round of team affirmations first
Secondly, keep affirmations, I say, folksy goes first in time.
I'm happy that you're both breathing air.
That's great.
I like that you are so open about your first sauna, folksy, and you showed me your five
I'm not a dog suits that were in your closet.
Although we may not share similar inches,
I felt that that bonded us a little more.
All right, Jack, your turn.
Your turn.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, okay, I like I'm gonna do a second one. I like you're a bitch. How about that?
Oh, I like the fact that fuck you. I like that. That's not even relatively true. I'm I revived both of you.
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.
We're winning this one and we're with this one first with the night coming up right here
Take us down nice easy
I asked her yeah, were you like why did you ask her?
Yo, I'm shot going outside of here.
My ass just hurts.
Are you looking for your G-Score?
Yeah.
That is where it is.
That's what they say, but is that true?
That is true.
I'm supposed to just, like, leave it?
Yeah, that's the whole point.
Guys, I have three people on me.
I'm just gonna stay around here.
I- I just got violated.
I just got violated.
Guys! Guys!
I'm back. Perfect. Perfect.
What a sweet little treat. What a sweet line.
Where the fuck am I crashing?
Perfect. Hold on. Hold on. Perfect.
You could get him. You're- you're-
I'm a lucky boy.
Uh...
I'm dead.
I'm a lucky boy.
Wait for me.
Oh my god, I'm ass hold on. Watch this
Is it the problem with the watch?
I didn't expect to sit on that. I'm dead
I'm too bad.
No.
I get peanut. I get peanut.
Okay, yeah, you go get him.
I'm done.
We do it right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to survive here.
Perfect.
We're being heavily streamed side by the way, boys.
Bad, that's okay.
We're better.
left I shard you know let him fool you I bamboozled them
okay
he's just sending it yeah one shot close one shot
I'll take it out yeah
hey you get out
probably he's on 10
okay well I cracked I I cracked with one shot and then I cracked one up on top
where's the last one
Yeah, he went up he went up
Street treat it's for me
We're bad boy
I'm fucking dead
I'm good
11 damage
Take that who will again 150 again
That's not a pit something I float something by it
My reforming I'm going
I'm so dead.
Where'd the light go?
One of them's dead and then the other's here.
Here, here, here, here, here.
Got him here.
I'm gonna be able to...
What?
Oh no, we don't need no light.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I have blue knockdown on it.
Keep playing out there.
We're the winners!
Wee!
Nice.
You need to be a gamer, desktop.
I was tickling them.
Over and over again.
Yeah, it's not the best.
Oh
Every nice
You easy about the one um let's do this let's do
You're a little super wanted
All the boys follow me boys this way boys this way this way this way
Okay, I'm fucking the enemy.
He's going for us.
Yep.
You see one down the drain?
No, no.
There's owns and squares there.
They should be fighting.
Should be.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
How many hours do you guys have in here?
Ten.
Apex.
Ten hours.
Do I have like $12,000 or something?
Oh fuck.
Would you get 12 runs?
That's ridiculous.
That's, yeah.
I have a thousand.
I would say, I would assume it's out.
I got snagged across the map down.
Okay, I got snagged across the map.
Yep.
Oh my God!
Oh, that bastard!
One fucking guy.
One, one, one, one, one, one of them.
One of Maggie.
Not him, the other one.
He does 11 damage.
One more damn time.
What's up over here, Peanut?
What?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm one in one in one in one PNF.
One of us, one of us.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Give him another.
I'm gonna be on, I'm gonna be on.
Get off.
Come on.
I'll be right there.
Oh.
One more, one more.
I'm gonna be out.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Oh, I'm dead.
Hey, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen, hey, gentlemen.
Oh, she won.
I'm warning you, I'm gonna run.
We need to run!
He fucking sent it.
Guys!
How is this happening?
Let me check the report cards.
Let me see what's going on.
Hmm.
Someone is throwing.
Let me figure out who it is.
Could it be the guy that does the worst every time?
Hmm.
I should have if you beat me.
What?
Could be anyone, could see anybody.
You never know, you never know.
I say we don't rule out the guy that does worst every time.
I watch you use a peacekeeper and miss every shot.
I didn't miss, I hit him for 11.
Stupid bitch.
Take that, 11 damage.
20 more of those you'll be feeling it you'll be feeling it buddy let me tell
you let me tell you don't let me catch you be it 20 more of those bad boys what's
the character that can keep up with the octane click on it I'll forgive me huh
find conduit ah she's fast stop using this suck a number it's cool it's cool
And it like flips it does like a circle whatever you reload and shit
You know we're gonna tell me another guy that does a circle whatever he loads you pussy
We say
We're gonna both fight together a little fight you ever been both of my holy shit
Watch this to be crap. Oh that is a number 44 pride. Oh, all right. Oh my god
I've got a cool joke, but I think I get banned for it, but yeah, that could be a problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, uh, what do we do about that guy?
Time to drop Shocking Rock.
Number forty four, bro?
He's probably fucking dog shit.
He's in flat.
He's probably a lot better than us.
He's probably ass.
Okay, listen, Peter, when I throw my bubble down, you just gotta bob and weave in the bubble.
All right, Bobby we've been the bubble Bobby we've been the bubble got it Bobby we've been the bubble Bobby we've been the bubble. Oh
My god guys, I'm gonna go ahead and die real quick
If that's still with you guys
On the light bin
Oh sweet socket in with a second
He's very looking for it.
Oh, here.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
On me?
One in the closet.
Anyone right?
What the fuck?
They knew I was going.
What?
Do you got more people coming in?
Yeah, everyone's sending.
We're playing together here.
Back down the hatch, Angel!
You need to be the pilot!
I'm stuck outside.
Is there a way inside from the bottom?
Yeah, from the bottom.
From the bottom.
Oh my goodness!
He's sucking me, he's sucking me.
Are they?
They have two right here.
They do a gas shot.
Oh.
Guys, there's multiple people on my door.
Yeah, yeah.
There's, okay.
Hey, how you doing?
Let's come on the roof.
Let's get him.
Hey, dude.
What's this?
Oh, shit!
Shit, bubble.
I got bubble on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweet, bubble. Just in time.
It's gonna run out now.
I'm resting on roof.
That's fine. We got what we have.
I'm just hanging here for a little bit.
We have a couple of friends in our door.
I know I came to throw it up here.
Oh, my God.
Nice
Run! Everybody fucking run!
No, everyone's here with the fucking stuff in the door!
You're getting sent!
Fuck your life!
Oh my god, two people on you.
Oh my god!
Yo, what is happening, man?
Yeah
You know what they probably did with a game
And that's why we're losing and they're not
One more round of two affirmations
So what came to the left door the door I was on the door you're on the door behind us under us
Yeah, so basically what I did was cut my losses and let you two die and then ran away and then died
So, don't hate it, honestly.
You're a good man.
I appreciate that.
What if this time, can I pick something, can I float something by you guys?
What about this time?
Okay, all right.
What about this time?
Instead of getting our bussies turned into a fruit smoothie, all right?
What if we win?
Okay?
I know that's far fetched.
Call me crazy.
But what if we win, okay now I think that that could be something we could try
Mm-hmm. The walls are talking
Here's your talking the beers are talking their stairs and drink me
Boy, you're gonna be the drink me
Okay, no, we just got to be better than this right we'll be good. We'll be yeah, he's hot
Mm-hmm
Yes
What did you want to do there?
Okay, hold up wait. I have a real plan. I should have real plan. I should have a plan. Okay
Where we drop like medium medium
Medium hot right not too hot but not too cold and then we swap out closey with a wet sponge on top of a controller I
I did more damage in you and had more knocks
Right now buddy
Look at the little guys fighting over damage
Everything for you I put with a mason sauce. This is a good LZ. Do you? No he does it
No, I don't I lied
drinking is so bad how come I'm sick with the excitement whenever I don't have it
that's what I'm saying name something else you're gonna say with excitement
from not having think about that for a second
math you're math oh okay I'll give you that one there's math there's math
heroin crocodile crack cocaine man fentanyl crystal meth wait there's a
couple things there's a couple things oh look how peace is you're becoming with us
no we're going here we go okay
yeah that's 17 big jersey men take advantage of my ass oh my goodness it must be Monday again
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
Thank you.
You've received the fucking pile, driving.
Yeah, I've received a bid my head over the bed
and stole, fluffed me into oblivion.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
I need some good weapons here, boys.
Cold stock control.
Well, I'll take that.
No, no.
Take care of that energy.
But we could just watch.
Go.
Okay, that's a good.
Hey, come on, team.
Put up the shotgun bolt.
I don't know where it is. I don't know where it is. I have been I've been fooled
Why could I have that? I think that it's gimme. I think you always give me gimme, right? Oh, yeah, that makes sense to me sense
Yeah, did you feel that?
Yeah, I feel like I'm a hunter now. Yeah
I'm looking for an art for you one of the peacekeeper boys
you're people show PK copy
the 80 where no I don't have a way to know
he knew the apex yeah this is direct first time
it's while we're taking it's not again the hang of it
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It actually have more hours in arc
They really didn't know really way. Yeah, okay. We played a bunch together. How many hours you have here?
I have eleven hundred hours in apex and then I fifteen hundred an hour. You have
fifteen hundred in arc
Yeah, I
Not for ninety fifteen hundred
There we go.
If you know I got a present for you.
Really?
What is it?
Oh, thank you, good shirt, thank you, good shirt.
I'm gonna drop it off in front of the building.
I'm a coming, I'm a coming.
Oh, thank you good chair. It's mighty kind of you have
My tall now. No, okay, but you're a little cooler
Oh, I see the odd be a one
Mm-hmm. They got about 1100 hours in Ark
You what the fuck? Yeah, it's cool game
No, I think it's a great game, but damn
That's bad the devs don't care about it
I don't know if they don't care about it. There's fucking slow
Oh
How do you think you can get over there, man?
Yeah!
Welcome!
Got him!
That part of the roof, I think?
No, no, no.
They all turned away.
Got him!
Where you can tell what I got with each other, fellas?
In here, in here, in here.
What other overflow do they need yet?
Yeah, they're in here though. We're doing pretty good boys. We're doing pretty good
But she's one of the most doing
It per chance I hear my head is really yeah, yeah
You said Tommy's a top
Oh darn it is a little purple sluge in a way
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Get out of here!
What the hell?
He's doing some music, man!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Yeah!
Don't mark it!
Yeah, that's not a team, that's not a team.
Rocking!
That's not a team, that's not a team, that's not a team.
Get up, get up, get up.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I must have hit that button by accident.
My apologies.
That's not a team, that's not a team.
I thought I was like, is there another team or something?
It's called time.
You're an idiot.
Where's the person that did the bungulator?
That's the bungalow thing.
Oh my god dude.
Sorry about that.
That's a buggy little thing!
Oh my god, dude.
Sorry, boss.
That was beautiful.
Oh!
Oh, gotcha.
I thought there was another team.
Oh, okay.
Alright. Try to have sex with me.
Alright.
Buggy later, alt.
The bang you later, alt.
Must go faster!
I'm gonna do something something here.
was like they're watching ice cream
are you live today now yes we go p-2020
duals you guys want that no I'm gonna give
you that's pretty good though I'm so
used to the paper I don't care I'm
using the peacekeeper until I die a
hundred thousand times it's the way
it's the way you consider playing apex pro if you've got an offer I would get my
pussy a slam so fucking hard I would look like Pete Piper Perry after that
black couch incident no I feel like you'd be fine sir
I
Fuck is everyone do you hide your screen this isn't fun? No, I don't know
Say go back to unhiding I'm not had my screen
I supposed to go to thing that makes it so my old stories tack. I don't know
probably yeah I think Nick works did did play professional and he said yeah he's
uncontrolled that is true that is true
army army army I'm coming down
all right well yo we should I'm set I'm gonna be 90 you know what's what's the
next one on the pk a 99
that's cool that that's a lot it's a reviving right here boys
I
Shoot him when he's down
Soon as he hops out
There's some you can she's calling them back
Yeah, they're over here.
Let's get them!
Right here, right here.
He's close, close, close.
On the zip, on the zip!
22!
15!
11, 12, 12!
Nice!
Don't watch, don't watch that!
I come over there, I come over there here.
He's watching!
Get under the-
No way!
Good work team!
Good work!
Oh.
More?
Oh
Until I need inside inside
Watch out for the one you got the first to be.
Then I got P9, one more right side to P9.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm in there, see me.
I can't see back here.
Did you grab them?
They're both on my door.
Two of you.
They were generally off that wall though.
I'm not.
They're open up here.
Oh
Holy shit is another guy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
side lines. It's safe in there.
Ewww!
That'll happen.
That's how the cookie grumblers sometimes...
What I like most about that game was that there was a team
and then there was another team
and then there was another team.
That was my favorite part. What about you guys?
The part where I got fucked.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, I like the way Gibraltar bit me over and made me his bitch.
That was my favorite part.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Or whoever that fat guy is, I don't know his name.
Newcastle.
Newcastle, Newcastle.
We need some affirmations.
Oh, Mr. Shaskar, my boy, my boy, my boy, good man, good a man!
I like...
Mr. Gargner, we're gonna get our first wing to die right here, big man!
Good for you all the house!
Don't you worry, brother, don't you worry
The sauce gardener is a NFL guy
Yeah, it's NFL player.
Pretty good one.
He's keeping 100 times.
Really?
He's cool.
He's good too.
Is he good?
Yeah.
He's good.
Is he the best?
He's not on the chat anymore, right?
Where is he?
No, he's in Indy.
As far as I am concerned, he is the best NFL player to ever live.
I only can name a couple.
Actually Tom Brady, I've heard a lot about that guy.
Yeah, that guy might be that.
Except for Tom Brady and Brett Farn.
Except, well, minus the stealing from charity part.
That wasn't that.
Oopsie poopsies.
That was an accident.
Hey, could have happened to anybody.
Could have happened to anyone.
That's a misinput.
Misinput.
A desk pop is what we call that.
A quick desk pop.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't think you can put your shots down there.
I don't know a lot about it
But they seem to be not dead now.
What is the kind of, what good man, good man?
Think you might want to eat your belly.
Yeah, I know Jamaar Chase, I know Jamaar Chase.
Who's better, Jamaar Chase than the sauce God.
That's not his real name, right?
They play, they play two different roles.
Yeah, they play one player defense, the other one plays offense.
Which one does sauce do?
He's a defense, he's a corner.
Oh, okay, okay.
Right, pretty sure.
Yeah, we quit as a lot of the fat guys right?
No, no, he's the one that mirrors the receiver. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's all the intercepts. Oh, yeah, I thought it might be the guy at the corner that blitzes or whatever. Okay, okay
Okay, his Jamar chase. No, I've seen Jamar chase. He's in fact. He's in fact
We what now? He's a wide, he's a wide, so they go they
They got beef
Yeah, they hate each other. Yeah, they
all right they'll literally be lined up against each other
I drop
oh yeah you don't you don't camp scat a bull you don't
uh oh yeah I know mr. scat a boo boo yes sir yep he that guy's you know
every one of the different roles that guy's I know that guy's on the line I
remember they told me he's one of the bad ones oh no he's not he's a running
He runs at the fat people.
Yeah, he runs at the fat people.
And now that guy runs head first through the people.
There's a team on the other side.
Hey, you get back here, you little bugger.
Serious ass!
Okay.
All right, sir you invested me cozy help me
open that door.
Thank you.
Do that guy.
Thank God.
He's behind you.
I got my word.
Send it.
They're a little poor that flying guy didn't even have a weapon
How'd you die to him then?
I didn't die to him you jackass I was chasing him and got shot by someone else
Likely story
That's the one that flies like a fairy remember that yeah like a fairy
Yeah, yeah, give me that clip dude. Give me that clip.
Dude, that's a happy cry.
Yeah, yeah, I can't even explain it. You just, I'll find it.
Yeah, what he said to me dude.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that clip. That was a nice clip.
That was a nice clip.
I was chasing the flying lady.
And she started loving David away.
Don't kill him.
He had to see you. You had to be there. You had to be there.
Hey, a champion!
Holy shit!
Come on!
Shit!
Wait, there's more.
There's an increased rate of fire.
I'm in.
Let's go this way.
Shit!
Come on.
I didn't know you had it like that.
I didn't know you're gay like that.
I'm nimble.
No, you're stoyle.
I'm not.
I'll be taking that purple shotgun bolt.
They're in the building extra.
Hold on.
I need...
Wait.
Where?
they're inside this one here yeah where then they ran then they ran northwest
inside inside inside come on where was that yeah
got him!
i got stupid jury
that peonts can take care of ya
that one's for you mr sus
hit him! death bar is here! thank you heal
oh
only half the squads are left
head roll
I haven't seen pedra all night
You do goodies
It was shocking and we hedge oh 60 is the reasonable number 60 is the reasonable number
Hey boys
Yep, let me know if you boys see a barrel stabilizer. Will you?
And you wouldn't suck em bolts. I there was one for you, but I stole it
Actually, you know what, Rick?
Oh wait a minute hold up wait out hold up wait out wait a second wait now hold up
so there was a barrel stabilizer here I could have sworn it
I
Was extremely rude and I would never do that to you
40
14
farting
I don't know what that means
Like setting up a port port. Oh
Dr. Park yes
Dr. Park yes, you man. Yo peanut. What?
So, okay, hear me out for a second. Okay, so a couple years ago. God drop a game called blackout
It's a new map, right? Okay
So what they're doing is because they're out at ideas and content
They're re dropping old content that they already made this Friday
So it's a brain VR coming out on Friday. Oh
Maybe we'll give it a little look see, huh?
Little look see little look see
God
Yeah, I mean, the game is over second contact, but it could be fun.
Yeah, here.
Close range.
Oh my God, Denny, you know what you got to play, bro?
What?
But live broadcast?
No.
We're going to play some Lions bar after this.
Or play some Lions bar after this.
Yes, we are.
We're playing Lions bar after this.
We don't have to get close to that.
No, you need alcohol to have fun.
No, you don't.
I was sober as well.
Yeah, close.
You need alcohol to have fun.
You literally were itching your neck.
That's it, grab the metal chairs.
Okay, folks, you want to let you go over here for you.
We love you.
You're itching your neck saying, I want a voodoo ranger.
What was I itching it with?
You're tech and mate.
Folks, you don't need alcohol to have fun.
Now, does it make it 10 times more fun?
Yes.
All right.
But you don't need it for the one-times fun.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So why you go a entire week of streaming without drinking?
Why would that so mean?
What what what what do I do to keep down the shakes that?
I spent paper side if I've ever seen one
where the fuck is everyone I don't know this way this way this way this way I
heard shots by me by the way this way this way zone zone zone I'm coming I
win this fucking game I eat all the food in that spot all right
my right to my right to my army army army 14 oh we're coming back we're
coming back you were so far fine I think they're gonna be inside full team
inside though inside where I'm coming I'm coming yeah yeah yeah I'm just trying
to wall they're gonna be on my marker I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm
I'm good.
14, but they're-
Yeah!
10 seconds to ring close.
Let's go, let's go.
The east and east.
They probably ran out of my old east.
Yeah, they probably ran out of my old east.
Well, let's kill them.
They're gonna bang in a convent.
I'm pretty sure they went left.
They went left.
I heard the zip line.
They're far gone.
I
Well, I was a part of the cool plan
Give me two teams get ready you down you down
guys guys I think I think there is a very real possibility that we suck I mean
we down we down to and then the other team was already inside may I suggest
something. Okay, all right. Give up without a win. No, you know what? You're right. He's
right. Never back down. Never. Yeah, a little sassy. But yes, that's right. That's right.
Closey, I- I easy hear you say it. Never back down, never one!
Die.
Never back down, never one!
Die.
Never back down, never one!
Always give up.
Never give up, that's right, Closey!
Always.
Now let's get in there and then show who the boss is
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We're in a diamond lobby boys. Perfect. Perfect. I was just thinking we should take what we're doing and make it harder
Perfect perfect
That's just that sweet boys. We're some lucky boys. I don't call do it. I'm
I'm staying on crack reindeer
Well, Mr. Darren, my boy, Godspeed!
Thank you, my boy.
I made much love for four intents to keep me process.
I was like, Mr. Hosey, but what good man could I have made?
And Mr. Tom, but what good man could I have made?
And Mr. Spongebob, what good man could I have made?
No, it's never give up, not never surrender.
Stop coming PK never
It's the best gun in the game
It is the best come in the game. I just was warming up now. It's really time to get down to business
Well fresh really actually
He got nice easy. I'm gonna straight up was come on
Okay, there's 47,000 people here. I'm stressing us perfect perfect perfect. Where's we glad
That's great news that's great news right
I'm letting close yeah, we have the whole enemies
What respect I said
They're in the PY-NASO, it was his 9th.
You knew something, something?
Faster, faster, faster!
I'm thinking I'm gonna switch it up this round.
Ooh, no more PK?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna run R301 and the PK.
Okay
Just spice it up a little bit
Gotta try new things. You'll never know what you like
Mm-hmm every now and then that's right. That's right wait a minute an uncle ain't the safe word gentlemen
You're doing it with
No, I suck with the wingman I could never hit the sides
And the head seeing my weapon
Nice!
Weapons enhanced!
Have another shumkin' shumkin'?
Yeah.
Uh, gold stockin' gold.
Oh, I will be taking that.
I will be taking that.
Thank you, good shirt.
Jack, you wanna take it up here?
Right.
Eat the literal shit out of my asshole with a spoon.
Then proceed to jerk me off until completion.
All right, okay, go see you give me right now you give that to me right now
Close you can do that to me right now close you have to be right now
Oh, I have been betrayed thank you fuck both of you
That's most
There's a gold piece
of apex legends, buddy
I'm great here. Let me handle them
Come on over boys come on over
I
U-turn.
I'm something something.
Good work team.
Nice.
Who's right here?
We're doing pretty good.
You're overflopping? I don't know.
You have overflop?
No.
We're a good man.
We do nicely.
Who's there? Am I here?
I'm in the scene.
I did most of stuff with no parents.
This game, yeah.
That's a real ladder.
We got this who's gonna be here.
Where we going next, boys?
This way, this way, this way.
Yeah!
Thank you for that jump, man.
Oh, nice jump, man.
That's weird. That's weird.
Left front, left front.
That's much, much.
There goes the other surprise?
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Oh, shit behind me behind me
So what we came from
Oh
I got double
Wait the team inside ran peanut
You wide-wrapped where we came from
come on, come on, come on. Don't you worry, I got something for you too. Go, go, go.
Long to die. Just keep on running. Just keep on running. Just keep on running.
Oh, he's on our back.
Kind of sending him.
Come on, come on.
I got one.
Yeah, he's literally watched me.
Yeah, he has overflowing.
He's back up.
Don't worry about me. I'm thirsty.
Back up.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you are so...
I'm near.
Oh my god, there's another team, there's another team!
Yeah, there's another team next to me too.
Oh my god, let's go back here, let's go back here, let's go back here.
Oh, there's another team up there too!
There's a dog and an album!
Here we go, here we go!
Ah, I think he's running up.
What is the light?
Perfect.
What does he treat?
What does he delight?
Ah.
He oh.
Oh, wow.
Oh, right.
Pink.
Yeah.
Then you go to.
Okay.
What is the light?
What?
A sweet treat.
That way.
Perfect.
Outline.
On your mark.
We're some lucky boys.
Okay, we're down, but we're not out. I
Was just violated by 50 men. I mean what is this?
Did I almost jump over
what we can do..or what we should have done, that way we can improve.
So next time that there's one team.
And then there's another team.
I say we died.
Just like we did there.
SOMETHING IS BOTH!
Good, good, good.
We're gonna get a fucking win.
All right, I'm putting this in the hotspot.
OK, OK, OK.
we're playing dick to butt dick to butt dick to butt yeah guys we're talking guys
yeah yeah yeah the craft is entering the station we're getting a win here we're
getting a win right here right here right now boys you should water you're
getting worse each time but that is not very uplifting at all I'm very that is
not that is not very uplifting at all I have been kicked to the dirt with sand
dropped in my eyes and fat man is to blame thank you sir thank you sir I
appreciate that are you drinking no I'm not drinking tonight I feel absolute
Like garbage night. I feel I feel like the police say tonight. I wasn't even planning on streaming. I felt so bad I
Can't truly guys I feel like shit. I feel so sick. I feel so sick today
If this doesn't work, I'll have another plan
We put the hell
You would be wise to follow
Oh
I
Let's ride
Team 1
Ah, Diarrhea
Thank God I didn't want guns that could kill people. I'm one of these silly things
I
Want to take all they take a sledgehammer to my mouth
They're behind the fucking wall now moving I got you bones. I got you bones
one dead
nice what the fuck did we know
there's one
down him
i got you cheaper to wait
nice nice
ten angels
ten more than zero
shit
yeah yeah
i'm too shabby if you ask me
wait was this only two
Okay, I have been horrifically disfigured.
Oh my god.
They're gonna keep it perfect.
Perfect.
Let's go!
Hip hip hooray!
Another great game!
We'll be back in there right now put me back in the game right now.
I am tearing these men apart guys.
I'm seriously let me see if we can play with anybody okay you want to start doing this
Whatever no, no, no, whatever you have a bad game almost our pipe in the air
Guys, who do you think we should blame? Oh my god
Could be just wet for a peanut guy
This guy on the left what's this guy on the left looking like let's see here zero
149 damage which is one last damage and to kill someone with a white shield
which is when everybody starts off with
Alright no, no not not, that's right not not
Good for you buddy!
It could be anyone we blame for this one
First game in five games that he's doing this now, just wait
Oh I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting
I'm right here buddy. I got it all night. I'm waiting. Don't you worry? Don't you worry?
Don't you worry? You sip water this thirsty work. Lavin, close to you.
All right. Okay, so this time,
okay, this time, close to you, I'm gonna need you to kill literally anyone.
Can you do that for me?
This time peanut, I'm gonna give you to kill your enemies.
Oh, of course, ah, by enemies of course.
May I say you should 100% fucking kill your adversaries.
Good sir, good sir.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, literally right now, grab a gun and kill your opponents.
Yep, of course, of course, of course.
That's what we need to do to win.
That's what we need to do to win this game.
Let's do this thing.
Use a legend that actually helps with the map.
That's for bitches.
No, apparently Octane has met us, so...
Uh, how does he ever, then?
Well...
Hmm...
Well...
Oh!
Where we going, boys?
We're going here, fuck it, let's go here, yeah, let's fucking slain this fucking team.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm laying down the lay back.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, we should have only one team with us.
We're gonna be kicked!
Eh!
Maybe.
Maybe not.
I
We have these gentlemen at
Yeah, where they land they either on the other side of our building or
You know why next to us with a bruiser to score
I
Would not a bruiser pretty much it and three eggs
I'm not here nothing he went to the July
I'm a little here for a second
Here we go in another bruiser.
We're doing pretty good boys.
Nice.
They're 99.
So good.
Yeah.
They're going.
Either fight over here boys
There's something if you wanted yeah, the purple shot alone here. Yeah, come on. We got who's that was it at?
I mean, I mean
Thank you good chair
I message I got it. I got it. There's a purple backpack
You dig a good dig it
Just get our ass pounded
Oh my great googly moogly
I got do I got tricked. He's a master of disemption
Oh my god, that was you I thought that was you I was here
Oh
I
I can't see nothing!
If you guys close, we should aim for them, this boy is really far.
Oh, what?
Wait, oh, oh, oh, what? What do we want?
Yeah!
Right here, right here.
Yeah, on the rock.
Oh my god, he went invisible. That bastard! That bastard!
They keep tricking me!
I have a fool! I have a fool!
Oh, he's won.
Oh, I'm so fucking.
Yeah, we lost again.
Yup, yup, yup!
That'll happen boys.
That'll happen.
Use the charging!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It'll happen boys. Yeah. It'll happen.
Use the charging.
Coming.
Oh boy, why did I not knock that man?
I'm lost. Hey peanut.
How you doing?
Hey man.
How you doing?
My man!
So basically
I saw him with one shot
and I knew we needed a kill.
So I put my life
on the line!
And then he turned invisible.
He tricked me.
He duped me. I'm the god of fools.
Okay?
But, never mind.
Looking at stats only hurts the team.
Only hurts the team, only hurts the team.
Looking at stats is only bad for the team.
I think we open up somewhere in here.
And we dissect.
We'll watch.
Guys, I don't think any of us should be speaking
since literally we have no kills that game.
There's FYI.
I think it's almost Liars Bar Jacks.
Oh, but we gotta get it done.
We gotta get it done. We do gotta get it done. We have to.
Okay, here's the plan. This game we win it and we go to Liars Bar.
Okay, we win it, we go play Liars Bar.
Got it. Yep. Got it.
Okay, okay.
All right, okay.
All right, this is what we're gonna do.
Drac, I need you to miss an entire clip and don't kill someone.
Then I will jump into the enemy squad and get murdered immediately.
Folks eat is the worst food team yet again. All right team break everybody got their rolls
Got it team break. Okay, perfect. Good
As long as we stick to our own objectives, we have zero chance of losing
I'm not about explosions. I also know about stuff.
Okay, great. Thank you, sir.
Weenie.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
Mm.
Introducing the...
Yeah, I didn't...
We're sick.
I'm sick today.
I'm sick.
Mm.
I'm a little under the weather, boys.
We're under the weather.
Mm.
We're going to Hot Zone.
Lock in.
Huh?
Yep.
Let's go in Hot and Landon.
Hot Zone.
zone. Let's ride. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in. See those bitches to our left, and then
those other bitches, and then those other bitches. Oh yeah, bitches. Do you want to
kill them easily? Do you want to? I was in the two teams of the PY Nationalist. Oh,
I'm already cooking. I'm already cooking
I'm already cooking. Oh my goodness. I'm already cooking. I'm already cooking gentlemen
I like that the water is boiling the water is boiling
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness gentlemen, I'm putting
The lobster in the pot ignore the screams. That's not them screaming in terror. That's just air getting released
What the fuck? I'll talk to you later.
Yeah.
Fuck it!
Oh, no!
I'm in!
What?
I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
What?
I just don't feel dumbfounded when the guy was one shot.
And shoot you.
With him.
Alright, let's do a quick summary recap.
Let's get a quick summary recap.
No.
Would that be 23 damage I'm seeing?
Let me put on my spectacles.
23 damage down.
I got to ask back to my three guys.
What did you do? Flick his bane!
I threw a Q out, that's it!
I was just going to call you out of bullshitting.
I never said that I never said that I never said that I never said that I never said that I never said that you're getting me confused
I can't be we lost that I cannot believe we lost that yeah, I know we had the opening fucking dog
This is what we need to do. Okay, this is the new plan
I'm gonna drop on them shoot drac. Okay drac do virtually nothing close. He did 23 damage and die
Does everyone have their side rolls?
Yes, sir, right deep right
I'm beg I'm calling you
Good
All right now that everybody knows what to do yeah, good to go
Oh my god, what are you actually on your role? I'll say it again get 23 damage and die
What about you okay? You literally jumped out and shot drag. I didn't say that's my goal this game is jump down
It's your drag
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, mister, you withdrew?
That's incredible!
Okay, no one let's try this fucking sweet, my boy.
Happy birthday, happy birthday to every birthday!
Who fleet was magical and magical activities?
Mm-hmm.
Close he can be bait. I think you just fucked that up
I I'm telling you what if we just go into whatever
town we live in
Grab a pregnant had died rabbit old cat
Don't tape them to a PS5 controller and he replaces glowsy
Can we is that can we all agree that that might help?
Okay, all right, okay
We're looking at stats every game!
Huh?
What are they gonna say, boys?
You're a pussy.
When you're ass...
You're a pussy.
You're on controller.
You have a legal aimbot.
That is true.
It's not an aimbot!
Like, your input does everything for you.
You used to try controller the way you're playing.
So, they're gonna start drooling.
My IQ will go lower if I'm playing controller.
He kind of just look in the general vicinity of the guy and then hold on to trigger
Okay, you guys should both play controller next game. Yeah, no, thanks. Yeah, I like using my brain when I play video
Yeah, yeah, no, thanks. I'm uh
Into uh, yeah women actually
I should never guess a little fun fact
That's not what I'm saying. It's not us.
All to be crew.
Oh, that is not that.
Beginning ring countdown.
Can't jump through that. That's a window.
That's a window. Right there down.
Somebody write that down. That's a window.
That there's a window.
Oh, what?
That there's a window.
A window. That was a window.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck is a window?
That's a window.
That's- that there's a window.
A window.
That there's a window.
You have a dream?
That's a book.
I would love that. Thank you, sir
My inclusion shoot me he got a nose job recently in a Brazilian butt left and he's a little insecure dream
He's gonna show himself
This is about four inches higher when he sits down because his ass is just so voluptuous nowadays
My ass still hurts. I've been hurting for like an hour. By now I'm in a hurry
I
Watch this one
What if all the Amazon workers unionized and made Jeff Bezos get the craziest BBL
Okay, okay, all righty, oh I show the healing drone
Yeah, fucking right I'm coming boy. I'm coming. Yeah
Oh
I miss both my sides
You buy this box
The one left
You think you're going buddy you're not going anywhere. Yeah, I'm out of here
Did we win? Nope, running. Oh, where'd you go, Ed?
He's running!
I need one tiny one-shot! Charge!
Where?
In the building. In the main building.
Perfect!
Where's he at? Where's he at?
I'll meet somewhere. Maybe?
Yeah, I think on your side, you know, oh, I see him
We go where you go?
He's sort of back here. This guy's a loose. Oh, no. He's someone back here. Yeah. He asked me something back there
Could be a zipline. Yeah
Hey, there's a wall here guys a wall, which I mean you ran this way
I don't know why he would just leave
And it stood behind it I think I healed up
I've one shot with the Jogged.
Yeah, he was one shot.
All right, let's leave.
All to be voiced.
Get me a jager!
Ha ha ha!
Perv's ending.
We'll write the quarantine zone.
Mm-hmm.
Let's do a damage check.
How much damage? Crossboard?
About 500 right now.
501.
So basically I started blasting.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
These fellows came in from the back.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Five hundred more.
Little shab shab. Little shab shab.
Transport team.
Matt, 365.
Okay, Mike.
You're funny, don't you?
You're a funny guy, don't you?
I
Shot right here
Hey guys are coming back
Yeah, you doing cheap thank you
one fucking down here you're here you're here it's super fast killing me
oh shit oh shit oh don't take it take this here oh never mind the whole team
How is there a full team here man? How? How? How?
Ronyo? There, one.
Ha! Oh!
We got you! We got you! We got you!
I'm gonna die.
OH FUCK! WHAAAAAT?!
Ah yes, leave them right to me.
Oh my god!
You're right on me!
Get away from me!
Take the chopper out of you!
Stop following me!
Go away!
The drag come out they found us
There's something something over here as well and a hand thing my weapon
Wait now, I'm not alone enough now. I'm loaded up
if you were a coach you will help you out
I know you do do this game
I give the egg another 40 push ups
I've ordered a new game
Doctor of Parties
this motherfucker brought the ball to me
where are they at? how should we go back?
I'm behind the trap.
Bioniclo, see?
We've got ourselves.
We're fucked.
Fucking.
Oh.
We're getting close.
Let's go.
Yeah, here's someone taking the zip out of the under.
Maybe right here.
Oh
Factory
Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and make some me shot and guess I'm on every cell. Oh
Sweet
Perfect perfect. Oh
Let's go. Let's go
Let's go! Let's fucking get it dude! Let's go! Let's go!
Yay! Yay!
Another great game! Another great game!
I'm back on condominium.
Ooh, drac.
Not looking good. Not looking good. Over here for crying. Let's see the stats. Yeah,
both your stats are ass. Now watch this. We'll see. We'll see. Perhaps another round
of affirmations die die die go on your next big mac you go and take that pussy
pee okay we're not doing the nickname pussy pee secondly secondly okay you
were the pussy what what what like lawyers boring hutch uh give him a great
Nickname. What? Well, hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait a second.
I really have the word pussy man in my chat. I don't know who did that, but I say, you know what?
Everyone's telling me to continue to use the pk.
Everyone's saying continue to use the pk. I've never seen you miss.
okay so okay so that's okay so that's
something new for this raid that's a new
for this game okay I see a five he just
doesn't understand what's going on but he
has a spirit he has a spirit
Mmm, here we go, boys.
Alright, watch this. I'm about to see the true power of the PK, buddy.
I'm about to see the true power of the PK.
This map just kind of sucks.
No.
We suck.
No, we don't mean you guys.
Cough.
Ugh.
What's he?
R.B. Boys.
Elendid, here. Follow me, boys.
Time to lock it in. Time to lock it in.
Enhancing my weapon!
Wupp it enhanced?
Wupp it enhanced.
And...
What the crap is Elendid for?
I got it this like you asked.
You'll be winning this round easily.
for this one right here well let's kill him
All of you boys
Give me that
I'ma coming boys. I'ma coming
One switch on
So lova cannot be a good team
Yeah!
You know, kidding, huh?
Where's the OZ?
Oh, where'd he go?
Oh, I don't know.
Guys, I'll lose it.
Oh.
guys are loosing
fuck him
let's just loot up
he'll bring his team back
we'll kill him again
good job all boys
only one
only one one
can we kill one guy
we kill two guys
hmm pretty good if you ask me
pretty good all right follow me gentlemen
we're going over here then we're going over here then we're going right over
here then we're going here then we're going there then we're gonna go here
still go to the place inside this weapon is dead
why don't you stay close to me wait the PK here did it
no no no I know everybody's been begging me to use PK but I already got a PK
I wasn't even running doobies. Yeah that would go crazy. That would go crazy.
I'm going this way boys. Stay close, stay close.
Little level up. You're welcome boys. I got it.
Unless I've recognized how cool I was.
You need the team to level up.
I hear some shots to the north.
I say we take a little peep.
What about you boys?
Right?
Eternal Gardens.
Who's the team leader?
Me of course.
I am the team leader of the IGL.
The bone collector
Key leader says there's a man here and he is broken. I have broken him pink pink pink pink pink pink pink
I already did it right here
Flying straight at me
What the hell?
This is what you want, this is what you want, this is what you want!
Nice, yeah, I can do it!
They can't fire, I got one one.
This is Team Robot and two!
Wait, one's pushing up!
Another guy behind us!
You're on game!
Nice, nice, nice.
We're down!
Yep.
Wait, another team from here!
Someone!
Careful, another team right here.
Yup.
That was a bad move, ignore it, ignore it, ignore it.
He behind that little Hoosie-Doozie!
I
Okay, all right, I don't do here boys
What we do is we have to wait we have to wait I should we jump out on cover
Wait next to us
So much damage! So much damage! So much damage boys!
We're down! We're down! We're down!
You right here?
Yeah, get the thirst on them if you can.
I got thirst, I got thirst.
Dude, why in the fuck is this?
It has a luluseb!
I have an anti-back!
You push it up, watch it, push it up!
Yeah, yeah, they're patting on us, they're patting on us.
I got crack to deal with you.
Turn you guys.
In, in, in!
Quick, quick, come on, run!
That way, in the future also, right?
Push! Behind, behind behind! All the teams here!
Yeah.
Where are you people?
Oh
I
you get me?
I don't know, you get me?
you there?
Stardust dead?
nice
you get me?
I can do it, I can do it
you can do it, you can do it
I'm gonna move back, hold on
now I can flank you, get a God's here
angle
give me a second, give me a second
you wait, we can just wrap this
You can just heal forever in that thing, remember.
Okay, another one.
Here, come on, come on, come on.
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
John!
Slam.
There she is.
Hey, there's one, there's one, there's one.
24.
Okay, see, see, see.
I'm fully out of flesh or out of life.
No, there's not you trying to trick me. No, no, I was gonna shut up. I like I like bad
Same fuck. I got 200 here. Give it a peanut. Go to peanut
Thank you
I got you. I got you. You take it.
Come on. Yeah.
Wait, Danny. We did it. I have it on me.
I dropped two sacks. We're doing pretty good.
I need to get out of here.
Funny the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm landing on the spring.
You should take that, Danny. You should take that.
You should take it without the spring.
One's to my right. There's a little here.
Landing on me, landing on me. Come, come, come.
Get them out.
Get them out of here.
Get them all in.
I got you. I got you.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
I
Did I have to buy what they do what they do
Just look you're ready
This is our game boys. You'll be right here in front of me. This is our game
I
Dumb the house over there
get him watch out watch what you have to watch what you have to be the only thing left
oh my god man
I gotta mean that
JUMP!
right there
one more jump one more jump
dead dead dead dead
JUMP!
hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey
what?
he said jump is a quaver
that was that
open the door and now let's come
ahead and tell me the flavor.
Okay.
Dude, no way.
Let's review.
That guy with one health.
Let's review.
review I did not sell pal I was
what you do you walk up to the door I
didn't hear you say that and that's
your fault also I think I think we
just blame this one drag we have a
I've played that for a long time in a while.
Look at my damage!
And my kills!
And my logs!
Yeah, but what's kind of putting into a boat?
I've got a drag!
Okay, okay, let's shoot a one.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's fair enough. Hard to prepare.
Hard to prepare.
You gonna play large bar now?
No, we have to fucking win.
I feel so sad you also you can you know you can get off man no no well house is
more bitches you're right let's get in there and let's win this game let's get
in there and win this game he's right he's right lock it in lock it in mm-hmm mm-hmm
I've never heard true the word spoken mr. Koki ever in my life
he's right hey tell yourself man listen up pin tie octopus man I heard the
Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish from your room last night, all right?
And I don't know if my ears mistaken me, but I could have swiped also heard of Konichiwa
So I don't want you judging me. This guy that's octopus. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
Lock it in. Lock it in
Here we go. Lock it in boys. Lock it in
I'm dropping four kids in this game, I think it's in the water.
All right, time to get serious, time to get serious.
Stop rushing face strategically.
Rush strategically.
Ignore strategy in rush.
That's genius!
Team on boys, team on.
Lot of teams, lot of teams.
We're on the backside.
Wait, I like that.
That's right, buddy.
That's right. You made a big mistake, pal.
Big mistake.
Big mistake, buddy.
Big mistake, pal.
Ooh, God, yeah.
It's a good thing to blend the bluesy.
Skidding it to Vlad the Bluezeed!
Take that, we begin.
Take that.
Hmm
It's something something a bruiser not too shabby
There are two fine gentlemen on the boys
How long that gas last
you know what I need to farm the
little bug I'm gonna go wrong right here
b-boys the rest of your strategy oh my
god I love me I'm dead
It's a good game. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
That's what's the cost.
I'm just playing.
Here's the other game.
In here.
I can't play anymore.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're rising on Sunday.
Watch out. It's a costing.
Charge!
One, one. Oh, no, we won't.
I can't open it. I can't open it.
He's cracked. He's cracked.
He's cracked 70% now.
Damn!
Okay.
Give me another team.
Fast hit.
I got you. I got you.
You got people defending on you.
We're doing pretty good who tied Roger
There's a logo stealing our shit. Yeah, I don't see that don't see that. She's somewhere back here
One one one four four. Yeah, wait
She won
Good work team
Not too shabby at all
You already got better than the PC better
Yeah, but how many are 99 I do an audio one are 90 that come close. I think that's usually what I rock
Yes way
What is with all these fucking players man, they're just right in here the wall bitches
Holy shit
I'm dead. It's over. It's over. I have a lot of money like what like what?
I'm coming I'm coming
We're back!
Wee!
Oh, it's the same guy by the way.
What do you mean?
We went to these guys like last game and they came before that.
Oh.
What are you the chances of that?
Oh, you think?
You got emotions, wee?
Yee-hee!
Oh my god.
Time to continue on
Suck all the nutrients from his PLI
Time to carry on
I'm so bad about last game
Well this way I'm gonna get a sprinkle
So that from you who stole that from you pretty have like ten
Stealing anything for me. There's something to me. You want it?
Okay, boss
He's a have you been having fun in this game. I love a banks. I have so much fun a banks. I
always on day-packs I play a big season geomuddy
mm-hmm
did you play with Rogue? is that how you guys own each other?
uh yeah I think so
I don't know
bitty-bitty
replicators on the way I'm gonna go see bitty-bitty
bitty-bitty bitty-bitty
where's all the people at?
this is the time we say that we just get fucked in all of our holes
yeah we do
where's all the people at where's all the people at where's all the people at where's all the people at
I'm getting up somewhere high I'm taking a little peep birds I view I see nothing
Let you know if I see anything else.
All right boys?
Sounds good Bob.
Okay good.
Go ahead.
Oh!
Go faster!
Hey look at us!
Where?
On the van.
Oh!
No way!
Yeah!
We're so sexy and I'm a reindeer.
Oh!
Mm-hmm.
That's pretty cool.
Okay, before we just send this this this last lobby it's pretty awesome. So I think
Okay, okay close close. I think we're
Okay, no, I'm fucking dead
Yeah, I just come on over the old fashion way
Follow me boys
I'm a coming I'm a coming making my way down dad fuck
Yeah, yeah, doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly doodly. There's a guy right behind you pussy
I
My goodness oh no
Corksy
Corksy I could use some help. Can I get you? You can get me. I'm safe. I'm not safe
It'll happen it'll happen
You're crafting the vibe.
And lappin' for us and lappin' for that, right?
Yeah.
Well, okay.
All righty then.
Go, go, go, go before it hits a run three.
That's gonna hurt.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's take it higher.
Yeah, piss him off before you go.
Allowing themselves to be caught.
Good work, good work.
I like your stratagem Oh my god there's a team here with you.
You see that?
Up top left, up on top of the mountain, he's coming down, he's coming down, he's coming
down.
You got this, you got this!
What are these guys team doing?
Why is there a team?
Another great game!
What is this solo?
What are you guys?
Wait, so this guy's different
Yeah
So the team up top that shot me. No, he was the guy
I might have to get out
I'm getting off. Yeah. Take care of yourself. I can't. I can't. I mean, what about your
one round of lies? No, no, no, no. I'm getting off. You will play it by yourself. One. Yeah.
No, you know, you know, go take care of yourself.
Ah, all right, tomorrow, GGs, all right, okay, okay, I'm going to go, all right, all right,
GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs, have a good one, have a good one, feel better, man.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
I'm sorry boys, I just keep getting sicker, I don't know what's going on, I'm about
to, I'm about to throw up, I don't know what the hell's going on.
Um, uh, sorry boys, sorry boys.
I was hoping we could make it to the end there.
We got close.
That's, that's something.
We got close.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Well, I'm, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'll be on tomorrow, boys.
Don't you worry, gentlemen.
Don't you worry.
We'll be on tomorrow.
more fun time and shit mm-hmm I'm not sure what we're doing yet well I'll
we'll wing it we'll wing it we'll wing it God speed gentlemen God speed
um oh good night everybody good night buggy ladies good night good night now
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Thank you gentlemen, thank you boys, thank you boys.
Have a good night gentlemen, have a good night boys.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night boys, good night everybody.
Good night everybody, good night now gang, good night everybody.
Good night now.
Good night everybody, good night everybody.
Have a good night now. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good night, everybody
Good night. Every good night now everybody
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