you
You
Let's go! Let's go! How are you, Bungalow ladies and gentlemen? It's fine! Testiculate
torsion Tuesday. Everybody that says lagging is a penis. I have declared. I have declared.
I have declared, I've declared, I've declared, that makes it true, I have declared, I've declared everyone that says lagging or muting is a penis.
They are a penis, that's what's happening here, that's what's going on.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yes he seconds that, he seconds that.
There he is, I don't know how I'm out of breath already.
Holy fucking shit.
Oh my goodness, I have no idea, I...
Give me a second.
Give me a second, everybody.
We think it's a water
Oh shit
All right gentlemen gentlemen tonight met me well actually first of me taste of house
I'm feeling much better than I did a bit. I'm sorry. I had to get off a little early yesterday
I hope you boys do forgive me
Pardon me boys. I do apologize, but I will say I feel a lot better. I'm not
I'm not that fat that the kids stayed live!
I'm feeling much better today, much better, much better actually, listen even though I
feel better, just to let you know how much I truly ate, I still almost cannot eat today.
I went out and got tacos, only ate a taco and a half.
Usually I can destroy like five of them.
I grabbed some food for before the stream. I got two burgers because I was already feeling like okay something's still not right I
Couldn't even finish one burger. I ate so much food
The I'm still being affected 48 hours later
If that does not express to you how much food I truly ate I don't know what well
I don't know what well that was that you I'm telling you it was a ridiculous it was a ridiculous amount
It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous
Mm-hmm. You like this for a week fuck you said no, I'm not I think this is the last day plus
I feel a lot, but anyway soon as man. All right tonight tonight
You are no, I'm not you can mr. Jonathan. We are playing
Arc Raiders with Mr. Cloaksy and Mr. Dracke for the total sum of 3.5 hours
until 10 30 p.m. then me, Cloaksy and Dracke will go be playing Apex Legends
for the second half of the stream. I'm enjoying both games full-heartedly right
now and I want to play both games is that cool with you guys is that chill is that is that cool is that chill
I'm seeing mostly yeses I'm seeing mostly yeses
Okay, that's what would do I'm gonna fuck you all right. Oh, Jack. Where are you here? Where's mr. Dracad?
folks he's also in a voice yeah you guys hobblering without me you guys do it
are you where you it says both you guys I don't see any of you though oh you
drunk you guys in a secret track you guys are you guys in a secret chat without
me do the secret chat um um um koshi is with taxi like hell he is I'm gonna go
rip that motherfucker out of there hold up one moment we are infiltrating the
taxi discord track I'll be right there good man I'll be right there
what the hell is this what the fuck dude you thought I would catch you cheating
on me with taxi what is his pussy better just say it just say it his pussy is
better just say it say it you say taxes but she's better just say it you're
I got fired and yes, I blew our savings on black at the roulette table last week and I but I didn't expect to get fired this week
Fine when I get the chair in the corner
corner. Final off. Okay, all right. Oh, okay. Okay. All right.
That's it. You take that deal boys. That's a damn good deal.
You sound better. You actually don't sound like you're dying.
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, I do feel a lot
better today. I was actually just told the bug that is oh, I
tried eating twice today and it didn't really work out. I'm
still being affected 48 hours later.
Good. Do you think that you got like food poisoning?
No, I think they're genuinely just with so much food that the acids in my stomach couldn't break it down and they're still in there from two days ago.
But why would you do that?
I have no idea. I have no idea.
Like what came over you?
Like oh my god.
I have no idea.
Sometimes you have to live a little taxi. All right, buddy. Okay, that's true. Wait, actually, I know what you're talking about. One time I ate nine cheeseburgers medium-priced
what's it called a McChicken and a strawberry milkshake in like an hour
on the stream buddy you already told me you're you you're not from America okay
and one thing I know about communist countries aka everywhere by the make you
guys don't have food anyways so you just find us no our our fast food copies of
yours is way better. Way way way better and we have better items. We have chili
cheese tubs. You wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Fuck you and your chili cheese tubs. That's that's that's what you would be
doing if you had a chili cheese tubs. That sounds terrible. You're the one
that recommended me the Wendy's chili how are you calling his chili something
different than your chili okay the Wendy's chili is fucking fire it's like a
two type of cheese and it has a little bit of a cheesy and cheesy discussing
oh listen yeah listen that's like a whole thing that I don't have time to get
into today we'll get into that another day but closey hello sir Drac has been
waiting for us to die time we're gonna lose everything Drac is Dracks really
He's going to apex and they placed on controller that is true.
That is true.
By the way, I was hoping to do a half and half stream, half arc, half apex.
What do you think?
Okay, I think, I think, Drac came in earlier and said he was already drinking.
And now is it two hours?
Oh my God, that's horrible.
I forgot.
There we go.
Lovely.
Here we go.
Lovely.
This guy wonders why he's so mean.
Cheers boys!
Cheers!
Alright.
I'll be over.
Taxi, what do you miss?
Yeah.
Actually, you know what?
Okay, okay, okay.
For Apex, Taxi, you can watch me coax you in drag play.
Yeah.
Yeah, but something's great.
Dude, Taxi, Taxi has like 20,000 hours of Apex.
Yeah, I know.
I've heard I've heard the tails. I heard the tails your reputation for see
All right, I'll see the discord. All right. All right
All right taxi GGS it is
All right, he's coming mr. Drag. He's coming. I've got a boy. We got him. We got him
We also could use some drunk liars bar. That's true. That's true. My book is have a great idea. Yes. Yes
I mean
Yes, I've said before I'll say it again. They are geniuses wise beyond the years
Like Dan Knopf like remember when he jumped down that a hole and fought that giant demon guy for three days
Is that Lord of the Rings? Yes. Yes. I've watched it. It's like that, but instead of fighting demons. They're all just sexy
Mmm
I know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ball rock. That's what it is. Ball rock.
Um, um, uh, uh, no, that's Thanos. That was honestly dude. Listen, I'm going to say a hot
take. He should have made Thanos less fat. Sorry. Not sorry. I like my, I like my villains
a little less fat. I mean if you're gonna go fat go for the round belly with the
turnaround wheelie chair. You know what I'm talking about? I don't like this half
and half. It doesn't work out. Does he not work out? You gotta pick one right
there for me. That's it for me though. That's it for me. How is Thor's finance?
No, Thor's. No, Thor's. See that's what I like about Thor. Is they either choose
very sexy and trim or fat as fuck round belly? I don't like the whole... if you're
gonna have a main guy in a movie you make that bitch fat as fuck or you don't
you this hapsie thing it doesn't work for me doesn't work for me post you
back you wasn't muted you back yeah you back yeah yeah exactly yeah facts facts
Big facts, big facts, big facts!
Hmmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmm...
Oh, y'all are fucking stupid!
Uh...
No, you!
Looks like you find yourself in quite the pickle!
Bitch.
Hmmmmmmm...
He was quite sexy, he was quite sexy, wait, what is, why is Coachy muted?
I'm trying to get in the game.
Dennis, oh, Dennis, Dennis, where is that scoundrel?
Big money moves today big money moves big money moves today on a back
What oh
Oh, I think you said good night. Um, okay. All right
I imagined I was like goodnight.
AHHHHHHHHH
shut your slut mouth.
I hope you shit out your, I hope you grow up out your ass again.
I already did like 15 times of the last two days.
So why, so why are you drinking a voodoo ranger?
To let it settle.
Okay, when you brine, I don't know how to cook anything.
I just know that word brine.
When you brine something, I don't, you know, I'm not even going to continue.
I don't know what I'm talking about something with Brian though that joke was gonna have
the word Brian in it I know it I know it I know it I don't know what Brian I just remember
I just realized I don't know what Brian means it's been something use the bad news why which
one this would be ready here first I want to hear the worst notes okay I'm gonna be
They hit the second tower.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
What did you do?
Some folks were laughing too.
Whoa, why do you laugh at that?
What?
Oh, whoa.
That's.
Little weird.
I don't know.
We'll revisit that later.
How about you therapy?
Go ahead.
I'm going to brand new controller, brand new layout.
So hashtag I might be as well. Thank God you're on controller and the bar for you. It's so low
I think I could speak for close. He and I the bar. Yeah, it's so fucking low. I don't think yeah. Yeah, yeah
Your input does everything for you anyway, you're fine. You're fine. You don't have to do anything
If I believe I'll swap back
Okay, all right, it's hard to make tons of money. I want a million dollars. I want a million space dollars
You understand boys? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Oh, this is a bad spot. What's my good man? Good. Oh, man
Thank you, Bob. What?
You know, I did a I did a you know, because I kind of wanted to play some marathon
I did a discord announcement where I did a poll. I was like, hey guys, you guys want to see small because the marathon
I think I'm good.
I guess that's my vote of four.
What?
What the hell?
I was trying to spooch things up a little bit.
I was trying to spooch stuff a little bit.
Yeah.
It's fine. I love all games.
I love all games.
If you can find a game,
I can't have fun playing at the end of the world.
The frogs are falling from the sky.
I love all games.
I like Live is War.
I was born. It's on the bus. It's hot back. Did you see how she's hot back there?
Well, I overcooked to wasn't my company, but I can see why it would be someone's
company. Yeah, I mean, I mean, we had fun for the 10 minutes we played it.
I just didn't see it in the future.
There he is, there he is, right there.
He'll catch up, he'll catch up, he'll catch up.
He's a persistent one.
He may not work out a lot, but he's persistent.
Who's the imposter? Who's the imposter? Fuck you. I'm not doing that online.
Oh, okay, okay. That's what you mean.
Mm-hmm.
Stop saying scary games, Chad.
Do scary games, scary games.
I'm playing scary games no matter what, coming up either this week or next week.
If you're with me, then you're with me.
If you want to be a little something-something, be a little something-something.
I'm gonna try to find a new game, though.
Hopefully not.
I mean, I've got Phasmophobia and Demonologists,
But I'm gonna try to find a new one.
Hopefully there's a new one.
I love both of those games, though.
Can we play at like 2 p.m. when the sun is out and the lights are on?
No, you have to play when it's night time.
That way you think it could happen to you in real life.
What really scares you is the safety of your family.
Now, let's ride!
The wind is so loud, we can hear it down here, I'd say keep your eyes open, but, just
Let's look at
Right I'll make up for it. Oh no B boys. I'm actually aim-locking people that
Yeah, well, that's cuz we're that way yeah, yeah, I am I am on a one second delay
One second one full second
Yeah, I do when they go by when they go pop a sim and then it actually like a second
Holy shit
Think about how our founding fathers and we think our squad we are these you send smoke signals with weak delays
Now we're talking about a one-second delay of a piss
Fine. Here we are. Time's changing
You'd have to you'd send a carrier pigeon and you'd have a month delay
And if the carrier pigeon was fucking dumb, maybe two months
I see if I was to carry your vision, I'd take as much paid vacation as I wanted.
Who's going to stop me?
Um...
You on top, Mod?
True.
Exactly.
They're pushing in front of us.
Let's kill them!
You guys need this? This is the max win.
What?
We ought to take that.
I think it might already have that.
I don't know. Let me check.
Okay.
They're inside, they're inside, they're inside.
Oh, that's right. Oh, I don't have that thing in return.
They're under you. They're under you.
Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Under me?
They're running. Yeah, running the zips.
Okay, okay.
Check it!
Are you double-jipped?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm coming down! I'm coming down!
I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked.
Oh my god, this is so bad.
One pinch, one pinch.
There they are!
Crack one, crack one!
Crack two, crack two!
One low, one low!
Two dots, two dots, one.
I see what I see what
One down
Thanks boys you thought you were mr. Man didn't you?
You just mr. Silly
Thanks for the assist boys
Research appreciate you
Little bit of thinking on
Okay, all right two teams down successfully I should go back up and goop a little and come back down
Or go up even more
Or go sideways
We who do these guys wish somebody's been here somebody's been here boys either one of the guys on top one
Oh
No, there's one
Yeah
Here and you call it down to down to guy right here and you call it somewhere
You drop
Yeah, I feel it better, I feel it better.
We're a thousand percent missing a crawler.
Ones on me.
So even having issues with twids.
Holds you pretty bad that you can't say slurs on it.
Yeah, other than that.
Oh
Thomas mandatory
By the way, that was not these bodies you're blind to me
You have lines me
I learned to tail four five six. Oh, they've been on top
Oh
Yeah, I need some juice. Do we do a quick reset? Yeah, I have a quick read. I here peanut
Okay, oh
You get away from that track
Oh
Poachie Jack starts Jack starts the stuff
Dracks track boy, you're in trouble now
You're you're in trouble now, buddy
Bake me
You gotta go you can keep it you can even
Oh, let's give him even more stuff. Actually
Why what?
That's all you.
Follow me, boys.
Are you drinking?
Of course we're drinking! It's...
Tuesday!
Yeah!
What are the top seven best days to drink?
I
Why do you think I was drinking at 5 p.m. Yeah
Texting you back literally text
What's five o'clock is the best time to drink remember that song it's five
Right now
Five o'clock somewhere. Yeah somewhere
We get honestly, I really like this song. Do you remember any of the lyrics I kind of want to see
Yeah, it's uh, uh, um, it's five o'clock summer by Jimmy Buffett.
Yeah, I know, but like, keep you singing to the mind.
As long as I pour me something tall and strong.
Pour me something tall and strong.
We're, uh, we're.
I need a hurricane.
I need a hurricane before I go insane.
Totally half past something, but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.
For we are something tall and strong
I need a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
There you go
If I have a song somewhere
There you go
She is born!
Oh fuck I was past the country accent, now you're out of bed
Oh, well, what's that a country song?
This is Excellent Raid, gentlemen, Excellent Raid
Hi
Hi, follow
Any song that isn't sung by Taylor Swift or isn't talking about drugs his country
Thank you, thank you
That's such a good song you another great song is you gotta know when to hold up
No, wait the phone
No way to walk away
the way. Don't win the round.
You never count. Oh, but it's
why you said turn the table.
There's a time we're done for
counting where the deal is done.
That's a good one. That's a
great song. That's a great song.
That's a great song.
Oh, why is everybody saying
encore and beautiful voice?
Guys, am I really that sexy? Yes, you are you are that sexy you are the sexiest. Oh my god. What? Oh
Holy shit that gentleman's fully already says
No, okay. No one said that could have to be fair that one did say that one
Let me organize my goop one moment boys one moment
What's up, my man?
My goop.
RIP Dylan Dennis.
No!
No, bring him back.
Maybe.
Whatever.
You're pretty busy up there, so like I mean I don't want to like Russia or anything
Yeah, I mean don't even write down your condo it's kind of just like a you know like if you remember you remember
No, I mean
Honestly
We're gonna say anything. I'm you're busy
Yeah, yeah, you might be up there
You would be so fucked if he was actually dead right now that just got posted on Twitter. Oh
Oh, yeah, we'd be fucked.
We'd be so fucked.
Guys, you got to actually let me double check.
Let me Google that.
Is Dylan Danis dead?
Oh, thank god.
OK, all right, that was close one.
That was OK.
OK, we're good.
We're good.
That was close one.
All right, let me learn and consume these bad boys.
I was gonna volcano blooper you know that yeah I guess I gave that to you are you
sure about that yeah where'd you get it then yes the answer thing is I remember
getting it I dropped it to you and you spam that doesn't sound right
All right, let's ride.
All right, let's proceed.
We'll catch the next damn, we'll catch the next damn.
Is that new A-Past game mode?
I kind of forgot.
Wait, wait.
This new A-Past game mode?
I saw Mandy got 2 million damage.
I don't know if you know who Mandy is in the game.
2 million damage?
Yep, I don't really know what the game mode is,
but that's kind of nuts.
Well, I mean, obviously he's doing some kind of glitch
if you get 2 million.
There's no game mode ever that would give you
to believe in damage.
I'm sorry.
Do we...
Is there actually a new one?
I'm fucking over it.
That game's ass.
Kosi, you know you love Apex.
Don't you even lie to us.
Kosi, you are the most
non-methed up meth person I have ever met.
The most ADHD, non-ADHD guy
I have ever had the displeasure of meeting you are the embodiment of apex legends
Apex legends is you if you Google apex legends your face from so up am I right?
Does anyone else get that feeling no I play mouse and keyboard? I need to put your mouse and keyboard way better
mm-hmm
There's one guy on this planet that should look apex legends. It's you
No, no, no. Yes. It is yes. It is yeah. I can hear your voice. I can hear
Let's let him sit with that.
Let's let him sit with that in silence for a second.
You got about what you done?
World's Warcraft best game ever created.
Okay.
It's the League of Legends.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All righty then.
All righty.
Alright, okay. I was you know what buddy is I was actually thinking about getting into
World of Warcraft just to play with you and then my buggy later. So we got to
Do it. It's a fun game
No, it's a fun game
Bugglers is it really is it really a fun game? Do we do we play World of Warcraft for the first time?
I'll make a deal. I'll make a deal make a deal. Okay. I've never played runescape never watched runescape
Okay, anything a runescape
you should try wow I'd try room scape is risky multiplayer I'm not good I'm not
The RuneScape guys are not going to like me for saying this, they're going to kind of
hate me for this.
I love RuneScape, but if I had never played it before, I wouldn't play it now.
It's a great game, don't get me wrong, but also a huge chunk of it, at least for me,
is nostalgia.
Is it?
They're going to not like me saying that.
They are not going to like me saying that.
Yeah, yeah, they're going to clip and post it everywhere, you fuck.
World of Warcraft sounds like you can kind of get into it based on what you said
They say that's fair. They say that's fair. They say that's fair
Wait, really? Yeah, they say that's a fair thing. Oh, all right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right
Oh, thanks boys
Yeah, I've never watched it never played it. It's just it growing up everyone's just like it was either you play
Why are you playing runes game? It's one or the other?
Hmm, how quickly could I do what do you call it?
What about Dungeoning with Men?
You would have to get max level and then you can do really good gear and stuff but you
can almost...
That's step one is get to the max level.
No, no, no.
We can start Dungeoning together at level eight and I'll take a second.
Come on, try to make it more fine.
And then we play on the box.
I believe you get eight benches, buddy.
All right.
Tell him, Jack, tell him.
We'll be able to start playing instantly.
They dropped down, by the way.
Gonna chase him or not?
R-O-B boys.
No, another one's on the door, I think.
Oh, wait, my guy's stupid.
Hold on, I'll go down the roof.
Yeah!
There he is!
Eddie's stupid!
All right!
Fuck you.
Ah!
Well, you can also, you can also buy it.
If you buy the new expansion, you get like, uh...
Wait, I have a question.
Is World of Warcraft, that's a...
You have to pay monthly for that, don't you?
Yeah, but you can farm in-game current, like gold,
and you can pay for your subscription with gold.
But isn't there World of Warcraft games you can buy for like a thousand dollars?
It is like mounts and shit like that. Like I have a mount in that game that costs like seven grand
What?
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Retreat, retreat!
Pull up here. Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming.
Go, go, go!
Oh
You would handle those guys. I'm gonna watch our six
right oh
I think this compromise our six is compromised
Come down and get in the wrap it come down again. They're after peanut. We're gonna. Oh my god
Let's get rafters anywhere the rafters
Rapsons rafters rafters up up up up up up up I see
You say anywhere
I
the regular one.
No, the regular one should be a new team.
Yeah, I think so.
Come on.
Well, let's go get them.
Look at them.
There they are.
We're brought to him.
Yeah.
Look at them.
Watch out.
I'm there just minding everything to cover
I mean course you got an enemy territory I have a care care care there what
was it what's in here I'm minding shit
I'm putting the last mine down in there good whoa every every one of our
The corners is blocked. I'm... both zips mind.
You can fight this. Nice.
Bro, good, bro, good!
Put that one down!
I'll save him, I'll save him, I'll save him!
Okay, I'll save you a second.
Nice, good job.
Bro, good, bro, good!
Got him!
Nice.
They are terrible!
Good work, good work!
We made a lot work of those fools.
He made a lot work of those fools.
He still got it boys!
Still got it.
Is there something something?
Now I have a plan. Listen very closely. What if we-
You gotta say it live please.
Actually that's not what I'm gonna say. What if- what if we- okay.
Someone just- okay.
What?
Someone's here by the way. Someone's here.
Where?
I don't know I heard where
We have this plan come talk with me. Yeah, yeah keep saying it. What if we what I hear what if we stand on here?
And that's it. What do you think about that? Wow?
What if I go here? Oh?
Jesus
And then coax you can go right there. Did you sniff my ass?
What's the wind I want you off that way you're sleeping right after feet
there's a horny ghost yeah horny ghost yeah oh she can get on your light bulb
okay so what was I ever expected to be on top of the line
Back low, back low.
I'll go blind.
I don't have, I don't have cat mind.
You see, go and talk to that light bulb, don't you?
Where? What, where?
You, you, you go and talk to that light bulb.
How do I get the worst spot?
You're last.
Slim Pickens.
Now we wait.
Hey, Coachy, can I have one of those walls?
I only have one.
On, on, hey.
I have that one wall.
Turn around, turn around, turn around, they're here.
We hit.
Right there.
Hit.
I'm behind this pole.
Yes, and I can see the blinds.
Oh, God.
We might go to garage.
Yeah, now watch us.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Coach, I need that wall.
Oh, well, I just put it down.
I'm gonna grab it.
No, no, I can give you, I can give you, I can give you.
Come, come, come.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Wait.
Grab me, grab me, grab me.
Okay.
Give me, give me, give me.
I
Like quick I don't think you can put a wall up there. Oh, I'll show you
Yeah
Mmm, oh the one-second one-second yeah
I did no one tell me you can't put a wall up here
They're so good. They're so good. They're so good. I'm going to play. I'm going to play. I'm going to play.
They're so good. This is a gooper. This is a gooper.
He supported this work. I think they're right. Yeah, let's fight.
They're going up zips. They're going up zips.
Yeah, yeah, they're blue hallway. I think yeah blue hallway and right
I just don't want to play stairs cuz I don't want them to see me
They're fighting.
How'd they go?
That was great.
Zips, the teams coming down zips.
Let this team go. Let this team go.
Let this team go. They're coming down zips.
The team's pushing. They're pushing over right now.
Two of them. Three of them.
They're back to the chandelier. Quick!
A brand new team.
Oh my god, they're down to 10 percent.
Can I fuck them? Can I fuck them? Can I fuck them?
Quick to the chandelier quickly!
He's one.
Yeah, Cracktail, no one, no one, one attack, one attack!
QUICKLY QUICKLY!
I think so, this full team is dead, full team dead,
right attack team now.
Oh man, right run!
Check, check, check, check, check!
GO GO GO!
I'll be on me.
Crack...
I killed three over here.
This guy's inside.
I got you, Bones!
Close right to peeking, close right to peeking, now.
Win that, win that.
Oh, nice.
Take.
No!
Nice, good shot, good shot, good shot.
Oh, okay, back blue, back blue.
Right on the back blue, you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's dumb and poor.
There's these guys.
Yep.
There's one knocked right there.
There's another.
It's another.
Yeah.
Yes.
Sorry.
That will make me nervous.
One check.
Now let's ride.
What?
Charge!
There he is!
One down, one down!
Don't die!
Got him!
Two down, two down, two down!
I'm going in!
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them.
Holy shit.
The broad games!
I'm gonna hold it back.
Oh I got one!
Nice, you're insane.
Yeah, I'm gonna get to you.
I'm gonna leave you a lot of good things to do.
Dad.
Look at that whole top row.
Take a picture, take a picture.
Gosh.
Where's the oily tip, Ed?
That was a bit of a letter, I was confused.
Oh, yeah, anybody whose parents are brother and sister could have made that mistake.
Yeah
Anybody I'm a bummy a bummy a bummy a bummy or under
Yeah, they could be they could be coming in watch. Oh
Get me to pop
I got it thinking Papa. Oh
Close you stole my body while I was distracted
Guys, I'm gonna go look at this box and concerns. Hmm. I think you're getting fatter
is it the dress no you look beautiful in that dress it's beautiful it's the first day I met you
thank you wait dude you guys didn't lose any of these guys no hold on that was a test that was a
test that was a test a test your loyalty to the team you failed you have to give me everything
oh my god tempus tempus
Hehehehe
How do i recover? Where i gavin
Yeah!
Oh my god
Not dead!
Full time machine
Take this, bitch boy!
Run, run, run, run!
Take this, pussy!
Oh i got one, i got one!
Tempest 4. That's how trees line. Do we have a lot here? Well hold on now. Hold on. Off
the beat it's got to take a look at this guy's goo. A little bit of paint at all. Trigger
should be removed from arc.
Use my gun.
It sounds like ass.
That sounds horrible.
We need the help.
All of you boys.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god
He's an idiot he flamed his fucking teammate
Oh
They kind of poor
You're still weeping, poor.
Weeping, weeping.
Do what you said.
Wait, maybe Zips?
Zips, Zips, Zips, Zips.
Beautiful today.
Eeeeeeeep, eeeeeep.
I'm gonna play some plot.
Oh, he sounds good.
I'm gonna play from Shadalier.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Play from Shadalier?
Okay.
no they're gonna be coming they're gonna be coming on the other side play from
shade earlier play from shade earlier
there they are holy shit I'm so fucking dead it's ridiculous oh my god oh my god
Come on.
Don't be here over here.
Oh!
My last, my last.
Alright that was my last E-Fib as well.
Whoa what you run, you run, you run, you run!
Oh my god.
I'm close. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Crack one on me.
Shit on me.
Oh my god.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one.
He's punching, he's punching.
Oh, he's on me.
Cracked him.
Nice.
He tracked, that was, jeez, that was good.
Okay, he got knocked down.
He got knocked down.
He's knocked down.
He's putting you right back down.
No, no, to be fair, I was staring at this thing,
as you said, on you when he's five feet in my gooch.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
I didn't see what it in.
That was incredible.
Oh, we got a crawler, boys! We got a crawler!
Yeah?
Start the next round of zombies, pussy.
God, yeah.
He's a little goop. He's a little goop.
Little something, something.
Here's something, something.
I'm like still bored.
Mm-hmm.
Eh.
What the fuck?
Ah.
Monsure.
Monsure, will you be giving me any loot?
Oh, of course, of course.
You could have this shaft and balls in your mouth.
Oh, my favorite one.
Ah.
Oh, Manjua, Manjua.
You behest me, Manjua.
I am quite flustered, via Manjua, say.
By the way, I have no ammo.
I swapped it all out for other shit.
Same.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Needle something, something.
You said the Archburger was good.
I mean, the arts isn't good.
Yes, it is. No, it was actually
fucking terrible. I got it today
because because of you and Nick
and Hutch and it was so bad.
So the Big Mac is better.
That never even fast.
Closing 10 minutes to get out
of there. I mean, let's get down
boss. I really like the burger.
Don't let it happen again.
We'll have to get boss. We'll
I'm pretty hungry though when I ate it.
All facts.
Which does make burgers much better.
Yep.
Plus, I think that a big part of tasting a McDonald's burger is looking past the llama meat and the monkey arm that's in the burger.
You talking about?
If you're thinking about it, it's gonna taste bad.
If you are good at looking past that, it's gonna taste a lot better.
Big facts.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, mm-hmm.
I thought I was going when you're blocked out drunk.
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
I think literal dog feces would be good if you're blocked out drunk.
Can you sip water?
Dude, I was drinking Wendy's the other day and some guys my child was like,
I own five Wendy's, please do yourself a favor and don't order it.
and it was so good.
See, that's the thing is we all already know
which restaurants have the fucking deer meat
and the human penis in it.
You just stop saying it.
I would rather live in a world where we all just ignore that
so I could enjoy my fucking shit food.
Exactly, exactly.
Everyone needs to stop talking about it.
And that, yep.
I want to eat burgers and enjoy them.
Hmm
Raccoon ankles, that's right. That's right
All of the boys
Actually, I think dear me you do eat actually I just realized I think you eat here. I think that is something you do eat
What's that called again is that called like I
Guess like Stokey or something. No Stokey is a cigar. Oh
Oh venison. Oh, dude. Just I mean, I don't even know I don't even need to do more research
So no venison is a fancy me you hear that yeah, you see that yeah, I'm having a media man venison tonight
Wow, wow. Wow. That sounds fancy. Is that expensive? Is that expensive?
That's gotta be the name like that that has got to be the name like that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think so. You're pretty common
Deer are common, but like but but listen how fancy the name is there's no way
that's cheap. Yeah but like you see it it is cheap. Yeah they're saying deer is not
fancy. Well, it's spice in this fancy. Or lamb. Or endangered white rhino.
Okay, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Be pretty good out there.
Oh, Veal, what is Veal?
I just saw the word Veal. What is Veal? What's that?
That's a cow or something like that, right?
What's it? It's a baby cow. Oh, baby cow.
Those those are rare, right?
Because they want them to grow up so they can milk the otters.
So Veal. Yes.
So Veal's probably pretty expensive
No, it was probably yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the most expensive meat you could have that's legal
Thank you wagyu
Yeah
We're in where's which animal does that come from?
That comes from I'm pretty sure that's a cow. You're there's like wagyu forms
Or they like give them the best food is the best food and dude they massage them
They like massaged him like a shit.
They massaged him like a couple times a week just so that I was one of those cows.
And I had another cow farm next to me that they did do that at.
And it was just a regular cow farm.
I would wear a fancy cow sweater and spit at them.
I'm better than you.
And then they died.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, they don't just massage them.
I thought maybe they make their milk taste better.
No, no, no, it makes their meat taste better.
So they're like all relaxed before they get dead.
Okay.
That's another thing.
I don't want anyone talking about what's in a McDonald's burger
and I don't want people telling me where all my stuff is from.
Let me enjoy my burger guilt and
No one wants in it free
That's what I say closey that's what I say
I actually saw one time there was a factory I saw a video that they were killing pigs with a machine
Dude, that was I said I can't I said I can't watch this I turned off
And I had some bacon, because bacon always comforts me when I'm stressed out.
Yeah, that's what I was waiting for.
I'm waiting for that.
That's what I was waiting for.
One moment, boys. One moment. That means sort my goo.
One moment, boys.
Bacon's good. Bacon's too good.
Bacon actually should be illegal with how good it is.
That shit is fire.
Top! I'll see better than Wago! Better than every other meat bacon is!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, bacon is the best! You can't beat bacon!
You little bitty goop.
Bacon number one.
Hey, the vegans were doing pretty good whenever they showed everybody that hot dog video.
I don't really eat hot dogs too much more because of it.
You talking about yeah, they kind of I mean you gotta give him credit with credit is you they kind of
They kind of back the punch without I mean if they show me that type of video, but one for every mean I they probably get me
They probably have me I
I'm telling you honestly
I think that that took down my hot dog intake by probably 90% since that day since the day I saw that video
Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm telling you, you show me a video for every type of meat
They're gonna get they're gonna turn me into a vegan. I'm gonna be marching in the streets for something or another
next week over
We pop a fresh six million
get something something there we go right now we ride I gotta turn that up
Hold up, give me a second, I gotta turn up my, I gotta turn up my transition.
Here we go, perfect.
There we go, there we go, I turned up once I turned up.
By the way, I have completely just picked random stuff inside the skill tree.
Are you doing, are you doing fight or flight?
I forgot if we did that closely.
Are you doing fight or flight to five?
Let me see what I got.
We're going to fight.
I did the roll one.
The stamina one, not the distance one.
What?
Nothing!
What'd you ask?
I don't know. I'm too lazy to tell you again.
What'd you ask? I just got back!
I was wondering if I could have a piece of your skill tree, young man.
Are you going security breach or now?
Should I?
No.
Okay, okay. What the hell was that mean?
We don't want...
We mean I shouldn't...
What is that? You shouldn't do such a drag?
No.
Wait, why can't we do it?
Because you guys don't have the patience to do it.
You have something to do with me being a peanut and him being bitch-wailin'?
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no!
No!
All the racists!
No!
We got him! We got him!
We got him!
Let go!
Oh my god.
Eeeeh, you put it on Twitter, put it on Twitter!
Let's fucking go, let's fucking go!
Let's ride!
Oh
Let's ride yeah
you all ready for a great raid I thank you my scotry we think you're sure
thank you sir I'll put it next to the picture of your other tree
Oh shit, holy shit, holy shit.
You got a two-top of a cock?
This is a- I'm like a second delay.
The tattooist dies.
Bulls-eyes.
A bolster for that?
Oh my god, bulls-eyes.
A white-cocked bulls-eyes.
All right, elephant trunk.
Follow me, gentlemen.
You can read between the T-shirt man and the cotton.
Mr. Jones, my man, I hope you enjoy the big man.
I hope you enjoy the bar.
Yes, sir.
I heard the queen address I'm like
The queen with the queen's here, oh the queen is here guys
Wins here
Shut up
Being close you already said that what what?
You play on three lives more tonight. I don't remember if we spoke about I want to play this game for three
We have hours half the stream and then I want to play apex like two and a half hours
And then at that point we should be drunk enough to play liars barf like an hour if you guys are not
I'm not even I'm not even drinking
Why not am I am I supposed to yeah, you're not either
I'm telling you, if you start drinking now, it will be perfect buzz enough for Apex, we'll go crazy, and then by the time we're done with Apex, we'll be perfectly drunk enough to play Liar's Bar, and it'll be the best way to end the night.
Jammed?
That is true.
Okay, true.
Mm-hmm.
Can we shoot the testicle?
Yeah.
Okay, actual whatever server this on, I like the second delay.
Yeah, we've already been over this, buddy.
Follow me, crew.
You know, I drank so much less before I met Peanut.
No, no, no, no, no, I strength significantly less be like once a week
Now I play with now I play with this guy and I drink like five times a week
Oh, she got a little cooler that day
Look he's heart through three times that day
Now he is elephant-itised, I think that's what it is, I don't know, again I will not
be able to do much here, I will try, but yeah you feel a lot better today, not better
day mm-hmm the over late we're late late late guys yeah we're very very late if
you gotta find the winners that there were flares towards water treatment let's
Don't kill him!
Water.
I wanted on record. I didn't make close.
He's talking like a stupid person. He always talks like that.
The drinking thing may have been me, but not that.
Oh, where? Where? Where? Where?
I'm gonna think that he's in the straight. No.
Where?
He's not even a pig over there!
I have to push out last. I have to push out last.
SHOOOOOOCK!
Uh oh, dude, this is so laggy!
We're dead!
Dude, we're like in front of you.
Oh, I see my ship!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, ping ping ping!
HIT!
I can't spread it.
Oh my god what we wanted we wanted!
To work, to work, to work, to work, to work!
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal!
On the bush at the bottom!
See if you've got any place to go, I believe.
I believe it.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Change!
Did those, my boy.
Oh, oh, take off, take off, take off!
Okay.
I got it!
Hopefully that guy just didn't say slurs,
because I don't understand what he said.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I don't think so.
I mean I think,
Then they're gonna be right in front of me on the pipes
We have 2D and 2D fight right here
In front of me, right over here, right over here
There is a missed
Inside two wall thing
Wait, Anni, can the moats crack through here?
Stand up, T-Nating
I'm so delayed
Fighting right here
I cracked him.
Oh god, I've got him.
I mean, I'm so, what?
Guys, we have to get off the server at ASAP.
Do we win?
That was more, more, more.
Sure. Sure.
Sure, where do you go?
I can't, I can't swap. I literally.
did you kill the down guy oh my god guys guys guys but they're better than me
I tagged him on your tag. I tagged him on your tag.
I tagged him a little bit.
Where's he going?
He's stupid.
Oh, man!
Good, my team.
I can't see him.
Oh, the mechanical spacer.
Pick that, mechanical spacer.
Yeah.
Where'd he go?
He's directly under somewhere.
Yup, he's not. Leave it to me, boys.
Jump, no, jump right there, jump right there and hit that.
Oh, I don't know why I pressed that button.
Oh, I didn't see any damage.
You find him? Oh, I don't see him. I don't see him.
Where'd he go?
There he is!
Mr. Silly!
Mr. Silly! Mr. Silly, what are you doing here, Mr. Silly?
Well, time to go back to the shadow realm, Steven.
Oh
It'll be the group it'll jump in jump in
Who are here pin for the blue magazine?
Let's just mix tape with all the latest James
Guys, I'm using this hairpin until I die
Okay, my god. I've never used this gun ever wait you have to cock it between every shot
Yeah, then you had to but I'm here for
Try to kill the queen with the airpins thing is ass
Why would he do that?
I've never used a hairpin before this moment actually
Yeah, I did not know you had to cock it between shot.
Yeah, it's follow me boys.
It's strong five shot kill.
Only five shots.
Holy crap.
That's like 80 weapon in the game.
Hi, I'm the follow me boys.
You do tech, you tech.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's instantly dead, man.
I do the tech.
I can ping, I can ping, track, track, track.
Is that me, on me, on me?
I got you boys.
I'm top, I'm top and then on me, I'm getting tested on me.
It's a Toro, on me, literally on me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Holy shit, three.
Hey, Viva Brazil.
Oh, these guys might have, hold up.
Viva Brazil!
Oh!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Yeah, I...
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Sack, Sack!
I meant love you, love you, love you, love you!
See you later!
Viva Chile, Viva Chile!
Ah, fuck you, fuck you!
I was saying love you love you. Oh, huh, you see that that's God. He's angry. You
Did God's angry with you God's angry with you
Know what he said what he said even Chile no Viva Chile no Viva Chile no Viva Chile no
I
Love chilies, I love chilies
Chili's top five sit down restaurant chilies top five
restaurant
I get the wings from chilies. I get the wings from chilies side of fries
They're okay, but for the price I take it
I
Guys, can I suggest something
We've got to be speaking listen, oh
We can you say can you say can you say for me? I'll let you kill crack and cook see oh
All right. Okay. Well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen, boy.
That'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
Yeah, no, I was going to say, I was going to say the exact same thing.
So I said,
I said,
I said it right.
Well, they got confused.
I was saying, love you, love you, love you.
They thought I said, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Oh, you got to let me translate.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
How do you in Spanish? How do you say, uh, how, um, uh, uh, uh,
gargle my balls down your esophagus?
Hey,
go ahead. Like you just say chup on me.
La verga chup on me. La verga. There you go. Close them up.
Chupa May La Berga. Okay. Okay. What does that mean? What am I saying now suck my cock?
See that's not expressive enough anybody can say suck my cock. No, hold up. Let me hold up now
I can get really can you tell me how to say in Spanish?
Let me slap my shaft across your face like you stepped on a rake
How do you say that in Spanish?
How do you say that?
Let me know how to say that.
And then we go into the century.
Repeat after me.
Déjame.
Let me... oh, sorry.
Déjame.
Date.
Darte.
En la cara.
En la car.
Cara.
I
Already forgot this can we just start at the beginning again?
Yeah, I'm a lot of the car with me web. No, I'm a mom a mom a mom a mom a mom a mom
That's good
We got this shit. We got this next one doing a horn
Fuck yeah, I appreciate you teaching me some stuff
Thank you sir. Thank you
One moment boys. One moment.
Image.
Oh, Mr. Midnight Iridescent, we're going to get some white good man, good old man.
Thank you, my boy.
Let's say when they respan, I hear the fall of the football.
You guys want a scary game with friends? You should check out this game called Cryo on stream.
For players, it's early access, but it's really cool. I think it's worth a look.
I will, Georgia, I will. That sounds great. Cryo, cryo, cryo, cryo, cryo.
I'm not joking. I've gotten so many shoes, fresh account, and I haven't gotten a kickback once this way.
You're going to get a big double and a big ticket and put them together. It's like Jesus is blessing you.
I don't really know. I've actually heard that one before, but I haven't tried it yet. I've tried these for a month.
Well, hold on, guys. Everybody relax. I'll beat this guy up when I get put together. I can't.
What can I do for you pal, I need a nice job.
Okay, it goes 25% of my money, or 33% of my money, okay, perfect, hey, alright, okay,
let's get rid of another 33%, okay, right.
Alright, I don't know why that's necessary. Also, I bought a bunch of stuff I didn't need, didn't know that.
Oh, I'm broke-y.
Alright, okay, alright, let's RIDE!
So, I don't have a P.O. box, because one of you jack-axes is gonna send me a box full of formaldehyde or asbestos, and it's gonna fuck the whole thing up.
Mm-hmm
What a hundred percent me thank you starboard systems the official starboard systems and kind of place. Thank you
That's housing a good company. Yeah, that's good. Yes. Yeah, that's why yeah, that's why I can't
Are we going right here we're going we're going right here we're gonna turn it up a notch we turn it up a notch
Hmm. I'm sitting right now. Condigillations!
Condigillations!
Oh. Love Sosa.
I'm not jamming!
I'm jamming!
I
That man ain't never done it
All the voices in my head ain't a lover
But tell me not to tell you about the rich and poor, the downer
That's the kind of vision you see in a boo
Yeah, I love you but you're all in trouble
I mean I never said I didn't love it
Caught the cocoons in my heart so fucking
And with all the chemicals worn out
We've been falling too far, falling too down
Let's run!
Oh my god, there's no way we went cursing people though, you are undecided.
Close your shop, I'm doing my intro!
Let's ride!
Follow me boys.
Follow me, Bards!
And yes, Cluxy, I went...
...peracade.
Uh, okay, whatever server this is, we cannot play it!
It's...
...but you already know what server it is! You just said Veeben Chili last game!
I'm literally on, like, a...
...three-second delay.
You know what's kind of crazy? Is that there's a ton of lag we...
When we connect to South America, if you connect like a server like in LA from Texas, it's like no lag at all.
But if you look at a map, it's kind of like the same distance.
Well, it depends how far into South American servers.
Oh yeah, but is it Brazil towards the top?
Army!
Oh!
Who could just-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
One dead, one one.
Two dead.
Oh, no!
One's hurt, one's hurt!
What? What? Yeah, it's my right. It's my right. East. East. East.
Good to watch. Good to watch. He's shooting. He's shooting. There he is.
Yeah. Good to watch.
How do I see the thing? You're a drag queen. How do I see the thing?
Thank you for teaching me that Mr. Drack. I appreciate you brother. I got you. You're
man you're a good man. I love you, bitch. I love you. I'm guessing he quavos is my balls.
Yeah, you can say weavos is balls, but you're gonna be like two man weavos like two man weavos.
Two man and weavos. Yeah. Oh, two. Oh, oh, two on my balls. Two man and weavos. No, weavos is X.
Chugame is suck.
Why is there no word for balls?
I mean there is. It was like testiculos, which is testiculos.
Testiculos.
Testiculos?
Yeah.
That sounds so fancy.
Oh, suck up on my testiculos.
I
Sit on this one TV with a
That's how friends out of that's not fair job to use that. I'm using our second part of my test equal those
Monk yeah, I should say it good. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Of course
Let's you open here boys
You're pretty healing
Hmm
You two testy coolers
Commanded here boys. The water's fine. You just close testicles. Oh, yes. I did yes. I did. I call you something else
But I don't know any other words
All right, I just I don't know what's this stick with us in your face
Testicles in your face. Yeah, put this put this in your ass. Oh
Oh, oh, testiculose?
Oh, thank you, good trade, thank you, good trade.
See, if you had three testiculose, that would be a medical problem.
Can I come up, Mr. Kochi?
Either that or you should, let's shoot fat ones.
You know how that works?
Can you do a testiculo transplant?
Is that a thing?
I don't think so.
Like, I think sometimes it's balls.
Is that a thing?
No, I think your balls are your balls.
Yeah.
Oh, you can!
You can do a transplant!
You can?
What if, if I was a billionaire, I would take all of the balls of everybody that died
and guide the hospital that day and put him in my sacks.
I got like 90 of them.
I'd shoot the fattest loam.
I don't...
Wait, you gotta cook it.
I am gotta cook it.
I'm telling ya, I'm telling ya.
I'm cookin', I'm cookin'.
Wait, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Fill up a milk jug and one go!
Dude, you think I'm gonna hit that?
Oh, guys, we gotta go quicker before they go to the inside!
Go, go, get it!
I'm gonna stop this.
He's one shot one one and twice no armor go go go go
John I have a one second delay on everything fucking
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm going back up. I'm up. Yeah, I knew oh my god
What's up, what's up?
get a free catch we guys guys I see someone coming up I see someone come up
oh my god oh what's what's up what's what's up what's what's what's what's
what's up what's up
no it's if you I'm under the fucking it on your pain
I'll crack that three of them to the right
I think there's one down there peanut
The bug-literate-stellarage-cabs.
Hehehehe.
Look see.
There may be one down there.
That's why I went down there, Mr. Closey.
I said it was personal.
What do you think I got?
Beef with the wall?
Fuck you, Closey.
Max.
Hold on, wait, wait.
What do you get out of that body?
The server, this is not real.
Pfft.
Yeah.
But uh, tell, with, tell for all great actors, right?
Uh, yeah.
And, does the wind blow items?
Uh, well.
Got that.
Here, let me check it.
No, it doesn't.
Here you go, baby.
Ooh.
What if I had a wolf back in here?
I
Did it you mean?
He officially now they got there. Oh, yeah, you know shit. What guy?
I got some batteries
One battery
He's something smaller.
Alright, let's see.
No, it doesn't matter the size, the wind doesn't move the items.
Oh, another one back.
Wait, what the hell?
Really?
Yeah.
I am getting reports that you may be harboring a bobcat of the stat, I don't know.
I'm not harboring a bobcat in the state.
I have a kettle.
Wait, no, I dropped you the kettle.
I have nothing.
I don't have a kettle.
I dropped you a kettle four.
Yeah, but I had to test out if the wind would have affected me.
Did you throw it?
Uh, yeah!
Did you throw it yeah, oh, I don't even know why a lot with some brushes is
No, I need those
Forehead
Well, that's the guy I killed
Okay guys guys guys guys guys
Sorry
Oh god be quick to the event my boy
God be quick to the event boy
In something something
I'm probably gonna die when I do this, but I'm gonna try it in the wind. No, you're crazy. Um, yeah, I have like an actual
100 thing in the wind for that like 300
Yeah, I got it good thing
This wind is no joke it'll blow you out. Yeah, where wait what that's right. We're
Get right under right under right under
No, by the side by the way they killed someone. I'm coming through vent
Oh, he's on me. There he is. He's getting pissed on
There's that mechanical picture. I'm being burned alive
is it more people or is it only one there's cadet island this cadet island
which is cadet island this cadet island
kill him kill him drag quick he's hitting the button drag kill him he's hitting
the button he's hitting the button drag quickly drag is it no we trapped us in
here no
it's gentlemen made gentlemen excellent rain one behind another great rain
drag we just couldn't kill him fast enough that guy he's a he's a sticky
little bastard I didn't get to see him not he neither was he there oh yeah he
He was there, they used the one that hit the button!
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now, get him quick into that.
You sip water?
Oh, I feel like he doesn't actually like Cogsie, that is correct, I fucking hate him.
I hate him, he's a piece of shit.
Copy that Cogsie, what?
Copy.
Cogsie, he loves you.
Uh, mmmm...
This is my dad didn't leave for milk 20 years ago.
He's coming back this Christmas!
I know it!
100%
I'm gonna give him a big warm hug and he'll say,
Here's all the presents from the last...
20 years.
I'm gonna say thank you pop pop. I love you pop. Oh, it's like showstopper me.
5,000 years of getting cigarette. All right. Robo said for the last 40. All right, buddy.
So I am 4,000 years old buddy, excellent race,
gentlemen excellent race.
That was pretty good race.
That was pretty good.
I got a lot of cash.
I'm kind of moving.
Throw me on the beach, gentlemen.
Throw me on the beach.
What's for lunch in there?
Let me get my goop together, boys.
We back in there lickety-split
Oh
Here we go sell that bad boy recycle this
Which probably should went to the control I got a control tower keep them up there
You probably should went to it. It's probably so goop. Yeah, why we go there
Well, you guys are pushing a team on extract
But then it turned out to be no team on extract and then you guys were saying you'd kill the guy pressing the
button but there was no one pressing the button it was actually you guys pressing
the button you were just pressing the button leaving me
ah you got us
i don't know who else is
i was just sitting there you got you
uh no come on out drag he found us drag come on he found us
i watched that stream back yesterday
you motherfucker
drag he found both of us come out come on drag you found both of us
All right, let's ride
Is our have a love so say intro
That was a Twitter thing
Oh, see you later hodge
But I'm ready to go you guys ready go. Uh-huh. You actually hit the control tower you guys down
Yeah, mm-hmm. I'll get the key. Hold up
Who won the gauntlet between Hutch and Pete?
We haven't done that yet, we haven't done that yet, we haven't done that yet.
You do want to do that now?
What do you say?
What do you say, bitch, Coachy?
No, I just got the key in my ass.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, okay, gotcha.
Eat more intros, I know, I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
I'm working on it, don't you worry big man.
Don't you worry big man, don't you worry.
I've got the guys on the case.
I've got the boys in the lab.
I'm a gambling man, so live art game is especially
in the stream, that's what I'm telling them,
that's what I'm telling them.
We're gonna play this game,
they're gonna play some Apex,
they're gonna play some Gaiers bar.
Perfectly in the diet
Yeah, yeah, I wish it would add a custom game mode to this game don't have in the war way cooler
Then we can get like little private lobbies and stuff. That'd be sweet. That'd be sweet
I'm honestly just kind of I'm I kind of lost all hope for that stuff. I'm just making on the map in April
I'm excited for the map in April. You guys told me it was late. I'm hoping you guys are wrong
I'm hoping it's early April. That would be nice. That would be better
Hmm
Who's behind jiggie that's wrong, that's wrong. Okay, but that's into one now, man. Mm-hmm
Oh
Try me to see you feeling better. Oh, thanks, Charlene
69 take five
That is not the numbers. I thought would follow the name Charlene
Any two other numbers follow the name Charlene, which is what I expected there
Thank you Charlene. Thank you Charlene. Thank you Charlene. I've never met a mean Charlene
Charlene's are always the nicest you never go that bitch Charlene
I never never you always say Charlene call me sweetie today
Charlene was kind today. That's all I've ever heard. I've never seen a bad Charlene. You're talking about you're talking about
Yeah, you're talking about
No drags around the bus I've I've still got some work to do. I'm not gonna lie to you boys
I've been pretty lazy over the last like two weeks. I'll step on the gas. I'll step on the gas
Yeah, new things coming new things coming
Rhyde
You guys ready for a great raid?
Yes.
What about you cosy I
Can come more than a blue whale
Well, that's a 400 gallons. That is true. That is true
That is true. That's actually accurate. You come 400 gallons
That's what kind of what I was going for with the 90 balls from all the dead people. Oh
Oh
Because think about it think about it if you like if you actually went off and
surgically inserted 90 testicles into your sack, which my mother is a tori is
scientifically possible
You could like
You could have like there'd be so many positive benefits for instance you could have a slip-and-slide anywhere you want
It's a hot summer day and you want to have some fun? Oh
boom
Slipping to the side you come on. Oh
I mean you're not wrong. You hate a guy who wanted to crash his car. Wait till he comes down the street. Oh
Boom road slick. It's a month. Mm-hmm
What if it crossed?
Well, yeah, but it would cross like like a
Wow, it's 38 seconds. Mm-hmm. What?
I want to get that checked out by a dog there.
Got some cheese in your dick.
Oh no wait a minute.
Follow me boys.
Follow me gentlemen.
Oh my god!
Oh well I chose the fire.
I chose the fire.
Follow me too.
Follow me boys.
This is the tally of the key to yeah
Oh my thanks for blocking the door like chief
I did I am on a second I didn't restart my game
Oh these are some of it yeah these are a second delay he isn't set it yet but I
I believe so three three three three three seconds. That's two more than one
Make a group like anything there's a guy
Right now that has 77 points
Especially non-clutch mask modes, the NBA's the man you need to have.
Ah, alright then.
Oh, it's that fucker.
What? Please, I don't have any...
You're on controller, learn your place.
Pipe down, pipe squeeze.
That's huge, you know.
Think he's an NBA?
Fun fact.
What was the line?
Uh, definitely not 80.
Yeah, not 80.
What? What's going on?
There's a guy in the NBA that has 80 points.
Is that good or is that...
That's fucking insane.
How's it with the Bob and James got an 80 in like one game?
No, Kobe guy.
So this guy has 80 points total over his whole career?
No, we had an 81.
Oh, tonight's game?
Yeah, he's playing right now. Everyone's freaking out about it. He's at 80 points.
Wait, is he game over?
I don't know how much time left is.
Is he going to beat Kobe's record?
I mean, he's one off.
I wouldn't be.
Most seven is out of this.
He's at 77.
Yeah.
Most seven is Will Chamberlain.
Will Chamberlain?
Yeah.
What'd he do?
He scored 100 points.
But there's like no proof.
Wait, there's, you need to show proof.
We come out.
I- I swear, I saw there's- there's- there's no proof of the game, it's just a picture of him holding up a paper that says a hundred.
That ain't proof!
And fucking nothing!
It was a long time ago.
That's not proof!
I agree, I don't think he did.
But if there's shots from the southwest, I should be gonna kill him!
Mm-hmm.
Anybody can hold him a piece of paper with a fucking number on it.
Ooh, I got a hundred and fifty!
I'm-
Hahaha!
Go, Go!
Follow me boys.
Let's run!
If you go over by that hangar, you're in top month?
Oh yeah, I'm there.
Go see where we're going.
Over yonder, over yonder.
Good thing, uh...
They're right down here boys. They're right down here boys.
Go, go, go!
We're seeking out a better place to speak.
I think I heard him.
There's big blueberries in the wind right now.
The big blueberries in the wind right now, you can see us.
It's a bush, it's a bush.
A peep in it, peep in it, peep in it.
He's gonna be right over this mountain.
Bobby, Bobby, oh, where?
Hit one.
Oh my god.
Got him, got him.
He's dead, he's dead.
Nice, nice, right behind the shot.
Got him, got him.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Do you know what?
Was the other one, was the other one out?
I don't know, I don't know.
There he is, there he is!
Hold on, hold on, I'm hungry.
Stay back, demon!
What the fuck?
Tag him, tag him, tag him!
He's tagged once with the win again!
Oh, but that's how it's seen.
Is it coming in?
Don't do this, don't do this!
Die, die, die, die, die!
Fuck it!
Mr. Nod, that's not your problem.
Oh! No, it's not! I'm a fake! I'm a fraud!
No fucking way!
Ask me, brother!
Come on over here!
Oh! Oh! It's too windy out there! It's too windy!
Oh my god! It's too windy out there!
Oh! It's too windy! I can't hear you! What are you saying?
Put your hand in your misery! Oh my god!
Ask me, man!
Can you hear me again, Mr. Dragon?
Yeah, I'm forced to hear you.
That's America.
It's too weird to hear you.
Are you saying put me out of my misery so it's in?
I've got you.
I've got you, Gene. Don't you worry.
I got you. Here we go.
You done good today.
Oh my god!
Oh no, no, no. I'm coming.
Where?
Why I'm here?
Was it a fake?
Yes, it was a THICC!
I'm not gonna fuck that blue freak!
You will pay for your sins, I hope you know that.
What's she gonna do for this blue crab baby boy?
No, you keep it. You keep it.
How much you show it to the big man upstairs on judgment day pal?
well I thought it was a sense of urgency and another team
the demon the demon
hold up before we leave drag has to give me what he owes me okay look I'm gonna
I'll show you what I got from that money.
Hey, right? Hey, here's the bobcat blueprint.
Oh.
Don't make me have sex with you.
Oh no, don't put it in my pocket.
Oh my god. Oh my god. You brought this on yourself?
Oh, you brought this on yourself? Oh, you've been naughty.
Oh, you've been a naughty boy. You've been naughty. You've been you've been a naughty boy
Oh, I don't have the blueprint you stole it from me
You need I don't have the blueprint. They haven't given it to you yet. Are you having fun yet? Who is this they?
Well, I that's like taxiing folks. You just find every blueprint in the game on day one
Yeah, I have a couple extra about guys. I'm not giving a fuck. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That she won't do it again.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Let go!
That's a relief.
Oh, oh, oh!
Good work, boy, good work.
Oh, we gotta do these guys.
Should be one like right here.
Here's something, something.
Ooh.
Well, this guy was a free kid. He has 15 herbals.
And his spaceport trints tower keep were on spaceport.
Wait, let me get, can I get a 5 second herbals? No!
I think you're gonna be involved in that loop, are you bitch?
Oh, wow!
Do you really need it?
I actually need it for real.
Oh, no, I got like eight ropes.
You can have one, you can have one.
No, no, I have a lot, I have a lot.
You sound like you need it, you can have it.
At least that's your loyalty.
Oh, yeah, I'm glad you know I'm giving it to you now.
You're gonna draw me eight rope reports.
GAAAAAAAARGH!
Get your own pussy!
Ow, let's leave!
I'm scared you can actually ask him.
No, no, I have a lot of-
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna answer you.
Get your own pussy!
Ow, let's leave!
Allo me, gentlemen.
Allo me, boys.
but that was close yet I don't think don't see him anywhere
oh my god he left us
what you left the raid?
for shit to win
then he
what the hell?
you mean fuck yeah I left
there was a guy on it I tried killing him and he shut the door as I sprinkled it in
oh shit that happened to us last week
yeah oh my god that just happened to us
what a Gwinga thing that dude twice in a row oh my goodness
I could just, oh, no way.
Yeah.
What are the chances of that?
He hit the button.
If there's anyone around us,
my teammate has a Bobcat blueprint on his body.
It's in my ass.
You're better off killing that guy.
It's true.
Oh
Be webos be webos
There's no way that sniper is looking at me right now we serious
And there was a sniper right there
Really he passed Kobe he's at 82 right now. Oh he passed him
Crazy it is crazy
That is insane! Let's go! Bail! Let's go!
That is so many fucking points.
What the hell is he playing?
These are 83 points! How is that possible?
Oh, 3 pointer, 3 pointer!
Or one shot and one penalty goal.
That's a free throw.
I know my B-ball buddy.
Excellent rain, gentlemen! Excellent rain!
is that actually wow that's
crazy I've done anything like guys how long is this in the game how long how long
does he take after he doing stuff I think a man I think there's a minute left in
the game holy shit we could really cement his place in history here he got
what now he could really cement his place in history here
Yeah, you could oh my god, I'm reset my gamer
Apex guy would do the ape would do the half and half scene half on half apex boy well half on
That's fucking crazy 40% apex and then some liars bar to finish up the night. That's what that's what tonight is
That's what tonight is. Mm-hmm. That's what tonight is
We're doing a little little ride. He didn't come out. There's some some some some
It was 43 free throws with the helmet
How bad is the other team to get up?
It's a wizards. They're not very good
The wizards
the Washington Wizards. Yeah,
that's what they're called. Yeah.
The Washington Wizards.
Fuck yeah. If I was playing basketball, that's the team I want to be on.
Oh, hell no. They have the coolest name. I don't even have to hear the other names, buddy.
I already know that's the coolest name. Washington Wizards.
I mean, shit, I guess.
Why didn't you get a wizard?
My god.
What is that?
Wizards of Washington Plays.
I was a banger solo, Loki.
That sounds shit.
Let me know if he scores more than I'm actually,
I'm invested in this.
I'm invested.
Let me know if he scores more points.
To me, show my lemons in my olives and my pritley pears.
But I must choose an apricot.
Oh, it's over.
Game over.
A three total.
All right.
That's nice.
I mean, that's like a technical world record.
Yeah, and like, yeah, yeah, that's like a technical.
I mean, like that's cool. That's cool. But what if you got like 90 like you know, you can't be like, you know, you can't say he shattered his record. I mean, he basically kind of
Flicked his records B
That's okay. I guess that's the best analogy. I'm trying to say like just kind of past
The record a little bit. Mm-hmm. You know what?
If I was in NBA, I'd probably get
What do you got 83? I probably get 84 probably probably someone like you 100% 100% 100% 100%
Honestly, I don't know why everybody doesn't get like a hundred points a game. It's that since actually easy fog
Yeah, they're not as good as us. Oh well, that's why
Well, you decided it complain video games. Yeah, so let them have a chance
Let the let the gentlemen in the NBA have a chance. They don't they don't they don't need someone as
Good as us playing and ruining the games the time. It's just been unfair
We'd be like LeBron James and Michael Jordan had a baby
Let's ride and Kobe
Three some
Michael Jordan
The broad sucks dick I know I know I know the broad is like one of the most hated guys in the NBA
But from an outside perspective who doesn't watch NBA, I'm like pretty certain he's like the goat. Yeah, I'm pretty certain
The isn't he like technically better than like even the old goats, but nobody wants to say it because it's disrespectful to the old goats
No, people think MJ's better than like
But yeah, but like score for score again
I'm just I mean, I know I'm gonna a lot of hate from guys who are really into basketball
But I'm pretty sure isn't like score for score. I could it's why I heard LeBron Gage would better than
Everybody
I think so people say Michael Jordan's ago. Oh, well, I know I know Michael George's go
I know what the people say. I'm just saying like like stats wise like oh, yeah, but
Objectively not subject to the object of late
Yeah
Well, let's just let's just Google it. Let's just Google and say
But what let's ask chat GPT?
Hey, chat, GBT, I like to be nice to them so that when they overthrow the world, they don't kill me.
Can you please? I like to use blood when she's like that once again so that when they overthrow the world, they don't kill me.
One second folksy, I'm looking something up. Tell me objectively based on stats, who is better, LeBron James or Michael Jordan?
Let's see what it says.
It says, objectively, neither LeBron James nor Michael Jordan clearly wins every statistical
category.
The answer depends on what type of stats you value, peak dominance versus longevity at
all around production.
I'm going to say you have to pick one.
Ooh, it's going to kill you.
Please.
I had it, please.
You have to pick one, please.
I if I must pick one purely based on overall statistical record the most
defensible choice is LeBron James that's what it says that's what it says that's
what it that's what it says that's what it says
didn't LeBron wait didn't LeBron play like ten times longer than MJ to or something
like that I don't know that's it yeah I think you put like ten times over
Look at MJ when he was on the Wizards like towards that in his career. He's like he wasn't doing the problem
Oh, is doing it
Hey guy, I'm just a messenger. I'm just a message. I'm telling you what the robot said
I'm telling you what the robot said not me not me. Not me. I'm telling you what the robot said
I'm not.
Fuck that robot.
I'm not.
Try another AI.
I'm too scared.
I started with chat GBT and I don't really like using any of the ones.
I think they're gonna steal my shit and send it to China. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine with this one's doing too
But I use it in the beginning stuff you're safer
The holy shit I told you I told you
This is going crazy over here. They're going crazy. I told you I told you
Yeah, it's a fun conversation to have.
Hold up, I've got a better question.
LeBron James, Michael Jordan or the Bungulator?
What's the question I missed?
LeBron, James, Michael, Jordan, or the Bungalow.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, my God, it says that objectively the correct answer
is the Bungalow.
I swear to God, it says it.
I swear to God.
It says that the objectively correct answer is the Bungalow.
I swear to God.
Let's ride.
I
Hold up wait wait wait give me a second give me a second give me one second give me one second
I have to wait they want that they want a screenshot you want a screenshot watch
I don't say it wait got into me.
Wait hold up, I'm running up, I'm in the right hour up
but all the indifferent watches watched
I swear I just ask, I just ask it, I just ask it.
Here
Riffывice so this right here was boom
right here bam bam hole that love hat I
just took the screenshot from from chat to
Ron James, Michael Jordan, or the Bungulator, then objectively to correct the answer is the Bungulator.
Zero mis-sots, zero losses, infinite efficiency, never lost in the finals.
Oh my god.
Career per infinity.
Yeah, you're right.
Don't rank him clearly.
It literally has imprinted these clearly.
The Bungulator has number one.
I'm fucking gone.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's motion right there.
That's motion right there!
Hell yeah, boys!
Hell yeah!
It did put Michael Jordan in second.
A bubble of Ron James.
I want that noted.
All of you boys.
We read the bottom.
Unless the Bungulator ever actually plays a game,
then the stats might start looking more human laughing face.
You see, that's just incorrect.
We want peanut.
Also, I'm...
don't rake in clearly number one, so...
I think there's no more to discuss on that topic.
I think that topic is closed.
I think the topic is closed.
Happy, happy!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
Look at it.
Look at it, look at it.
Hmm...
The ghost to show that Chad GBT is useless
But he's mad at the goat ranking parentheses clearly
So I mean he did with clearly by the way
clearly
Buddy you looked at the chart and saw the bugulator number one and was on unpleased
Oh, where is that?
Where is that?
You wanna wait for me?
I'll do what?
Right here.
I'm sending it.
I think you muted it.
It wasn't here.
probably it could be in tower, they're in tower, they're in tower shitting set
maybe, the track was right there, it didn't sound below but I don't know if any turns
below
it could be neither, it could be neither, let's just check if the turns up the Hoosy
Doosy are broken
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm
which reminds me of a famous cartoon but I can't put my finger on it
I'm putting my finger in you.
Alright, run!
Follow me boys, follow me boys!
Oh my god, there's people here in the hands of a sexy!
Hold up, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
I'm not cooking.
I was cooking though, I was cooking!
Hey, is there an app? Talk to me.
There's one right there.
That's what I need to know.
Oh.
Oh!
We're back!
Except I'm pretty.
Hurry!
I have my pussy out.
Rockin'!
I'll just wait.
I'm coming, Bowser! I'm coming, Bowser!
Oh.
Oh man, you're just nading his teammates.
How many C-forces you have?
C-C-C-C-C-We're all dead, you got us.
What the hell?
Fuck you!
I'm playing with Koshy and Drex. Koshy just died.
Where's Drex at?
Drex is- oh thanks, boys, pre-tank ya! Drex all the way down at the bottom.
Oh, he's dead like half dead I gotta go revive him watch them up here
Let's go grab them
Oh absolutely
He's right here what right here
Did you offer my body?
Here he is!
Fuck him!
Thank you!
I'm subred.
Oh, that sounds good for our health.
Oh, there!
Give that guy!
I fuckin' ate him!
You saw him and you killed him.
Thank you again!
Little baby healing.
Oh
He's alive again kill him quick
Stop no please please
I just wish him a herbal
Oh yeah you do it chief
Yeah I say that hair is voluptuous
Clung she's in the great beyond
I gave up
Damn it
It just sucks
Hmm
Wait a second
What the hell is that over there
over there. Let's get out of here. Go, go, go. I don't have it. Jack, do you have a
I
Can't get out of here
Yeah
Well
I got you
You are dead
Oh good work
I
I got you
You stupid
You stupid that guy threw nine C for me and didn't shoot me once and I rage held space
Little deal it I didn't get shot with one bullet. I don't do it. I don't do it
well, I
Mean that'll happen. I didn't see you on the goat list and this is clearly
You on the having arms and legs list
Killin' Ray!
I'm the XB of No Wags.
Obviously I don't need him.
ChatGBT says I'm on the Goat List.
Purchase is clearly number one slot.
Dude, let me ask what Cloaksy is.
Okay, that is a very good list.
Thank you.
What if you add Cloaksy to it?
P.S. These terrible. You can't say okay. Okay fine. I'll just add Clumsy. I'll just add Clumsy.
Okay thank you. Okay that is a very good list. Thank you. What have you add Clumsy to it?
Question why? Okay let's see what's going on here. Let's see what's going on here.
Oh wait, it knows who you are. Okay. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, no.
Well, kind of, it says Elite Controller Mechanics,
so kind of.
Okay, well, okay, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Oh, no way!
It says Bungulator Number One,
Closing Number Two, Michael Jordan Number Three,
and LeBron James Number Four.
Let's go, let's go!
I'm not a controller, I'm actually good at games.
Under Mind, it says, it gives a list of why I'm Number One.
It says, undefeated, never missed, perfect advanced stats,
analysts fear the Bungulator era.
Clokesy elite but controller mechanics strong vibes per minute VPM massive clutch factor and gaming lobbies
And then Michael Jordan says something about rings and titles and shit. Yes
Yeah, that's right, that's right
We drive through it. I'd like to it
Thank you. That's a great list. What if we add rack to it?
And see what's going on here. I love wasting water for these stupid questions. Oh
No way
Bungulator number one track number two for massive or a metrics elite intimidation stat
Rumored to average 48 bungulation points per 36 minutes. Come on
Triple double bung ventilation.
Hey, oh, yeah.
Who do we stick modern to be so far?
One moment.
Get a little something, something.
Little something, something.
One moment, boys.
I need some good stuff from Mr. Shidey.
There we go.
Alright.
A couple of seal rechargers.
I could do.
Add Huts.
I'll add Huts when we're loading in.
dead we get my stuff ready okay all right okay all right let's ride
okay I'm gonna add hunch thank you for the list it's a great list now what if
if you add Hudge MF.
Thinking, it's thinking.
Oh, number one, the bugulator, number two,
drag number, oh my God, I'm not joking when I say this.
It keeps bumping closely down.
Bugulator number one, drag number two,
Hudge MF number three, and closely number four.
No, Denny, no.
It says Hutch has massive chair endurance rating, C-E-R.
No way!
Look at that!
He leaps nodding while breathing metrics.
Analysts believes his calories per possession could dominate a modern pace and space league.
League. I don't know what the fuck that means.
But that's what I'm going to punch.
Fat is the first one.
Massive chair endurance rating.
Holy shit.
Even I know.
Even I don't.
It's motion.
That's motion twins.
That is motion twin.
Twizzy.
at Jinji you got to probably stop doing this every time I do this we risk me not
being number one that is a great list thank you now what if you include Jinji
oh shit we're going in we're going in wait wait wait wait wait buggy the number
one track number two gg number three gg number three immediate impact upon
entering the rankings leads to the league and leads to the league red hair usage
rate and unexpected clutch moments. Let's ride!
The robot actually goes like a ton of stuff.
She they knew she had red hair and like that's like kind of really accurate like
city unexpected cuts offense they come far and few but when they come they
say it pretty hard I'm just saying I'm just saying I mean
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
Maybe the AI knows where your dad is.
Oh, that's it. I've already did that.
It said not with you, haha
I keep your people's up and boys
You who the games around any corner
Oh take that clank up I did virtually nothing
I think. Take back like a. I haven't drank yet but I can start. You start right now boy.
Start right now. The thing is that you guys, you guys drink like beer and. No, no, dude.
I like the whole thing is I drink on Sunday. Okay, it's Tuesday. Sunday. I never drink.
I are in our day. Rest and relaxation. Yeah, there's no rest and relaxation when you've
We've had 6500 calories for dinner.
Mmm.
Kind of right.
That's with the perfect time to resume legs.
If your body's not relaxing, it's
going to process 7,000 calories, no?
OK, I don't know why we're inching up
when on the calorie count.
Let's keep it where it's at.
It's already about enough.
How is this fucking crazy?
OK, all right.
The 8,000 is a lot.
OK, all right.
OK, I don't know why we keep inching up on the calorie
count.
your body's gonna relax at 8,500 calories and then you gotta work it off.
Dude, he came in the next day and I was just like, I had 8,750 calories and one setting and
Oh, you see improvements are getting smaller.
And then he said he took a shit like seven dives.
Yeah, I can't even get up yesterday and take a shit in the middle of the day.
Maybe I did the stream early yesterday because I thought he had 9,000 calories and
then he wanted to throw up.
Yeah, oh, I do remember that.
Well, we're in the middle of an apex game and I had 9,250 calories and he was just okay
Again guys it was 6,500. I don't know where we're getting 9,250 problem
Deflating football
There's something something
You should battle soon
I
Got all this junk. I got three batteries, which is cool. I
Say we go kill people
Well, we how we batteries you got
Four?
Oh, back home.
Four?
The Cacer is eight cents.
Jarvis activate voodoo ranger mode
and destroy this peanuts ass until he becomes peanut butter.
Now, love you, no ditty, become an apex pred again, you loser.
He will be playing apex tonight, good man.
Don't you worry.
This is kind of ass.
Oh, yeah.
I got a firewood blueprint.
Michael Phelps used to eat 10K calories a day.
You did Michael Phelps was he born with two sets of logs?
Was he on boys?
No he was born with two sets of logs.
Mm-hmm.
Okay that's not true.
GOKA!
Yeah he was, yeah he was.
He had two cops.
Who take us out front, take us out front.
Holy shit.
Leave me out, leave me out!
Wait, wait, wait.
I missed, I missed again.
I missed the third time.
Oh, broke, broke, broke, broke!
Okay.
One to one shot.
Charge!
I see what's happening.
I got one.
Oh, it's just a touch.
Take this fool again.
Come on up.
You're done with you demon.
Oh, they're dumb and poor.
They're dumb and poor.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Do we need something to the west or am I crazy?
A rusted shop, okay.
No, it's something to the west, something to the west.
Let's ride.
Follow me boys.
Okay, Google Phelps is sort of true.
Yeah, I told you, he was born two sets of lungs.
Yeah, I have to live up for a second.
Just tied to you, birdpea duck?
I want to warm it up.
Yeah.
Back on me.
Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, so four lugs.
Well, two lugs.
No, wait, two sets of lugs, four lugs.
So four lugs.
Good, man.
Yeah.
If you run over yonder boys, I hear blasted
We as you want to see one I miss most my shots I miss more
Chalker, okay, I don't need that right now young man
I have missed another shot, and I'm taking shots.
It's like you play with a PK again.
Oh, blow gun, blow gun, blow gun, blow gun!
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Oh, you guys got that railing.
Take that, railing!
Ooh, shocker.
Oh, got one, got one, got one!
Hold up.
Okay, there's a no-team in here.
I just heard him stopping around.
GG.
GG's, boys, GG's!
Another team.
Another team on my marker.
Yeah, I hear him stopping around.
Well, let's kill them. Oh
They they breeze the door you can't go out this way
I'm coming I'm coming
Yeah, but don't open let me hear your half-hells deal
Yeah
They put blockers on these doors, too
Did I get in there, buddy? You're gonna be sorry.
Yeah, I'm just gonna send it, okay?
Jack, I'm gonna do as much as possible.
I'm going in!
Ah, I just got fucked from every single one.
Go, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Nice! Uh, I just got fucked from every single one.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I killed one, I killed one.
Yeah, right here, right here, right here.
Nice.
Get the 1v1, get the 1v1.
Win it, win it, win it.
No, 2v2, 2v1, 1v2, 1v2, 1v2, 1v2.
win it win it i call call it's still two up still two i call oh no
this is peanut uh well hello dude at a second i go to send it the second i go to send it
it starts up like a fucking i'll let you kill that guy over there if you revive me no no that one
Give that one
They gave a heart attack I what happened I was what just happened I just died
Oh, what's that?
Right side guy killed you
What an asshole I didn't see that coming
Now that was bad timing as soon as you pushed in he pushed up
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's it's if I wait one second there that guy's incident I thought I killed one and then I
Killed the other one, but I didn't kill one when I thought I killed one when I killed the other one
So there was one more oh
I heard it
I thought I was just flam but it wasn't
Mm-hmm. I use his buddy whistle or something
Can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby? Let me know I didn't know that was about sucking penises when I was
Young dude, is it I oh my god, and I was saying a lot
Yeah, yeah, I
Man has that always been about that. Yes. Yes. It's always been about that
Yeah, I know that I know that that was I thought he was just talking about blowing a whistle, so I'd play it a lot
The car with my family
that doesn't speak to that I'm just kind of stupid and slow it's like close you
didn't know when this guy's like 30
okay okay just saying just saying just saying it picks now no I won out of
Let's get let's get to 250k and there we go paybacks. Why aren't you at like 400k when we played yesterday?
Lost it all miles. Were you playing offline?
I
No, I lost it all the day miles and
Yeah, I lost it all the day miles. We've only died like twice
I'm a
I'm a special kind of fucking terrible
That's all right, thanks boss
I'm teaching about it. They're kind of you to say bows
Don't you worry though? Oh, I'm gonna get all back right now boss. Mm-hmm
But I miss so all these weapons. I've been waiting to sell boom. What the hell that was only 25,000 was like 12 weapons
They were broken, dude.
We're about to sell some of these weapons.
These are all broken, too.
See, we got 42,000.
And I'll sell all these Territas, because I never use them.
Ooh, I'm at 160,000.
Let me check, guys.
I am at 160,000.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
Don't push me, Colt!
That's not me.
It's okay mouse. It's okay.
One moment boys.
Here let me sell that energy ammo too. That's yeah, you always sell that.
$192,000 already!
And all these attachments I never use
I
226,000
That told you get 250,000 easily mm-hmm. I spent harboring my stuff. I ain't been selling it
House
Do you do that thing with the tip again?
Does that have so much money now?
I got you.
I'm reaching the home of the God.
He's getting started.
Let the boss work.
Stand back, everybody.
Boss knows what he's doing.
Let's ride!
We're going to go right here.
Right here, right here.
You have your aimless muscles under control?
Yeah, they took a seeding over the last couple days.
I got them real back in.
I got them real back in now.
Let's run!
heavy ammo we can take that thing
no
nine hundred fucking bullets no no no you'll need four hundred and seventy six
I did the math each no total nothing it's huge we tried it we actually yeah
guys guys we've tried it we've never saw all our sons I've never heard once when
would try it. Hey, I'm out of ammo. I have close. He's the only one I've heard and that's
because he's the only not terrible one. Oh, just right above not terrible. I would let
me reiterate. Just right above not terrible. So I was almost nice to you. I bought it right
above it. Just ever so slightly. What happened to get bought some sorry. I remember that.
I was like, I'm out of ammo and penis like I still have all my
Okay, I'm playing smarter no more dying
Oh
Now I play smart
I need a quick little bugger.
Got him.
Ooh, what is this?
You guys throw that out?
Dude, but you're a bad bitch.
No.
Hell yeah, I did.
What are you about to do?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Well, hello, wall.
You in the room of shame?
Yeah, you guys see this?
I think I already have that one I think I might need it I need to the triangle pink one
The survivor
Let me see that
That's me that's me
Why need that fire?
Do you keep on the bridge?
She was going on, but they know it's a person.
I mean, that clique is upset.
Comment down there.
Let me know how to you.
Yeah, I think he's gonna shoot me.
What's it doing?
I think you're right.
You know it, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah
I'm dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got the team shot out. Oh
You just open your microphone
If you kill us God will hate you forever
That's why it's peanut jade peanut jade your favorite stream of peanut jade
oh my god this is for the team guys oh my god hell
Oh, no.
No, let me stop.
You play if I can't see them, they can't see me game.
I was trying to spam smoke.
I was trying to smoke and it kept whipping up the screen.
Time to repeat it.
Hold on now, Sharon. One moment, Sharon. One moment.
Okay, all right. They helped me lost.
He lost. He lost.
Oh my god, I think they've been swollen see Viva Venezuelan
Yeah, he did from Venezuela on Cuba. Yeah, that's why the cocaine comes from
Hey, thank you!
Yo, just do it, I got bridge.
Run.
Okay, okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
I swear I'm leaving, bye!
He's doing it, he's doing it!
He's doing it!
Ah, he died!
You killed me, you dumbass!
I
Now that went down. All right, that went down pretty good
Good job clothes you deserve this yeah, you deserve it queen
Oh, man. I I did that last time I'm fine on the bridge was you deserve it queen to tell that you deserve it clean
No, I said I'm pretty sure they're on your fight and peanut proceeded to look at this
No, you said that while it's on
No, it's gone before.
Excellent technique, if I've ever done one.
Bye, see you later!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Well, I think that, I think we can all agree
That was Drax fault for not giving me that call out that he said he gave me but he didn't
It was a made up call out. It was made up call out. Yes, you're in the call. Yeah, I wasn't paying attention
Sounds like it never happened. If I don't remember it and close he doesn't remember it.
But you guys remember anything? No, they're not remembering anything either. It seems no, no, no.
No, no, no, you said, that's weird.
I feel like at least one person, I see a couple of yeses.
Man, a guy.
That's huh.
That's peculiar.
That's how it goes.
What do you think about that?
How?
It's a caveman sound like when they were doing it.
Also, you didn't give a call out, you're a liar.
I thought we just went through this.
Yes, we did.
Mm-hmm.
Not 100K lockin' in.
I'm actually, uh, I'm doing pretty good.
I'm doing pretty good.
I think I'm on two.
Yeah, maybe close.
He's just hoodie.
Are you ass?
Shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He can't rule that out.
We can't rule that out just yet.
Could be just poop dog water shit,
gonorrhea.
Well,
maybe, maybe.
Couple miles of fintanael.
Here we go.
A little bit of ammunition from Mr. Chicken.
I get you.
It'll be a fad.
Mm-hmm.
Fad.
Oh.
I forgot something.
What's this?
Oh, I forgot something.
What does a goop like me gotta do for a blue seal around these parts, you think?
Mmm.
Danny, you got, because I got eight blue pizzas left.
Mmm.
Yeah, same, but I can buy three.
Okay.
That would be Dandy.
Mm-hm, that's right.
I'm gonna go right here.
I'm gonna spice it up a little bit.
We're gonna spice it up.
That was cool.
To go back.
Okay, okay, we'll go right here.
We'll go right here instead.
Mm-hm, we'll go right there instead.
You have an asspot I have two mushrooms for you.
You can put mushrooms in my ass absolutely.
Okay perfect.
Absolutely boss, absolutely boss.
I've never wanted to be a mushroom so fucking bad.
You know mushrooms suck on dead people?
That's how they, that's how they do, that's how, that's how they get bigger.
Are you, are you sure?
Are you sure?
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Little fun fact for you.
Start calling me mushroom.
Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh.
He's not sucking yet, he's not sucking yet.
ever done mushrooms at Burning Man. No sir, I'm not a fucking communist. So, no, I haven't.
No, I have you. So, you would go to Burning Man since you don't have that.
That is true. That is one reason you might go to Burning Man. You're right. You got me
But I did not I did not I'm actually do I've I've seen videos about it actually seems like horrible
Yeah, the whole experience is it sounds disgusting. I mean it sounds like you just get high in a desert with
Like when you could have just gotten high in the air conditioning of your own home. Oh
I remember those days. I never did it, but I remember that
that makes sense that makes sense you're making a lot of sense right now like no
you heard about it oh you heard about people getting high in your house no not
my house and it house oh oh oh freon oh yeah oh yeah uh-huh I've heard about that
I've heard about that yeah like whip it's like the yeah like the peach something
the air, peach air.
Whippets are more like New Gen though.
Oh, yeah, it's because it'll make you stupid.
It'll make you dumb.
I'm telling you, I've said this before and I'll say it again.
If I had to guess who done Whippets out of everybody I know in my life,
close would be number one.
I'm like, think about that for longer than three seconds other than just a joke.
Can we all agree that that would be a safe bet?
I guess you know, I feel like you you're like a product of like acid. Yeah, you're the product
of incest. So
you
I'm glad you're looking for happiness and joy, a lot of fellas don't do that, it'll
take him. It'll take him quick. It'll take you quicker than you can blink.
Bobby brother. Hope you do it swell, big man. Hope you do it swell. Thank you, my
boys. Very kind of you. Very kind of you, big man. Oh shit, my mushrooms! Wait, where
are my mushrooms at, Cosy? I dropped them on the shields. Shield? Uh. You come on. I dropped
the shield in front of you and the mushrooms. I don't know where we spawned. I'm looking
my screen you turned around and looked at me when it was fun oh
it's not real it's fun in the in the canyon and next to the little hut oh
there it is you're not real got it why'd she just say so close here thank you
I don't know if I'm even allowed to say this, but I kind of faint ignorance on everything.
I got 11% voodoo ranger by voodoo ranger.
I got two of them in my fridge. I don't know if they're like unreleased cans or if they just kind of be a nice
Um, well, okay, that's I that probably I can't do just in case they are unleashed. I have no idea
I don't remember what they said
But I've got two of my fridge and they're tall boys
I don't remember that. I don't remember that stuff get to kilo. So I'm not the only one
drinking hard. I think the key was like supposedly ended like the healthiest liquor. I think
water is probably healthier. All liquor. Yeah. Water does sound healthier.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
Cracker, are you an idiot?
Yeah, a little bit.
Follow me, boys.
I heard a shield, by the way.
I did not.
Where?
Well.
Let's get to the boat, guys.
Oh, sorry.
I thought I saw a closest cousin right there.
Over there.
Oh, shit.
Uh.
Follow me, boys.
Inside.
Oh, I don't know how close his cousin right there.
Oh, shit.
Follow me, boys.
Inside.
Backflow, backflow.
I have no traps.
Oh!
There's gonna be teams here, right?
And backflow.
Top steps.
Top steps, backflow.
It's much, much, much.
They're different.
yeah yeah yeah
im coming bowser im coming bowser
dont drop dont drop dont drop dont drop
i got it got it got it got it
oh shit im going with him
we made it with the head
hey guys how you doing
what? what?
oh god the boss got the boss
hey hey hey
okay i have to be nice i have to wall behind us
im going in
careful no no there is a full team at zips
No one got what we did.
God, yeah.
I can't see anything.
We have to wait for this fire.
No, what's that?
Stop.
I don't see them.
He's right behind me.
Who's he watching?
Yeah, I'm going to need it.
I'm going to need it.
Search, search, search, search.
Back.
Oh, he's dead.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Left, right here, right here, right here.
Don't let me see his dead, his dead, his dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead.
with the other people with this they were they were they were fighting on zits
take that hooligan
gotcha
with them which we did with them
all your words they were zits i don't know
stand back
that you
all head release hooligans
I
Was a dead person
You guys I hear walls I hear walls getting set up right here right here on me on me
I mean, he's gonna pop on the top of this. It was there. He is. I saw his penis
Oh, can I can I trap behind this? Oh?
My god, I'm gonna die
Dr. Just try to maybe see him like a little song or something. I'm gonna go be on this time, okay?
Oh my god, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Tango's, Tango's, Tango's!
Heal up in there, yes, heal up in there.
Heal up and then I'll smoke you, okay?
We gotta push him!
They're having a team behind us.
Get up, I'll smoke you.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
You should have shot him.
Okay, they're, yeah, they're doing a scuffle thing.
I'm gonna trap you on.
Charge!
what you know you know what holy shit I missed this actually where sir sir sir
the onion as I listen this give me after you guys just hear me out for a
you guys okay that was a slam dunk that was a slam dunk guys guys guys oh and
your play was so much better oh my god I'm one
Hey, I thought I could vote that
That was not fun. Well, I shit on the guy that needs to be cooking my head that was a lot cooler
Yeah, I saw his body fly down guys. This is me
I jumped into the Raptor he was in and at point blank
I have no idea how miss the second shot completely if I had not done that that plan would have worked and we'd all be alive
Yeah, I have a bobcat too. Oh well, that's a shame. That's a shame
The fact that your ass oh guys, I'm not as that guy obviously
Sucked off a leprechaun or something because that shot was jitter genuinely impossible to mess
Something happened with my weapon something happened with my weapon in malfunction
Bring your body I'm in the rafters
Right below you
Right above you
in an update no I'm somewhere in there what dumb ass skin is he's a song the
left hey I'm supposed to you I did where am I at
or the right yeah that's what I was saying you were over here where you got
executed yeah where'd I go
I
Said wait
We don't wait I think it's me in the corner track corner below you
No, no, no, no, no that guy the other guy in the other corner and you search every corner but my corner
No, no, okay, that's not me. That's how we should be wait. Oh, no, wait. Let me get a closer look
No, that's not me. I don't wear a face mask. No, I don't wear a mask
Oh
Other elevator holy fuck though it was it with no, they're the right other there
That guy is
Mind can we leave
It's not me skin, that's how much he's got a face mask on a face mask on
He's an elevator
I have no idea where my body went.
I think it disappeared.
I think he's down on the floor.
Yeah, bodies disappeared on this.
There are no crows here.
The other night after I gooped her queen, my wife looked me dead in the eye and said,
Excellent Raid, she's a keeper.
Oh wait, I find him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right there.
You see that? There I am.
He just randomly reappeared.
Wrong elevator.
Oh shit.
silly now don't you yes I did oh you look silly now don't you look silly don't
you look silly
you're good man I'm telling you though if you watch my stream you would say
repeat it while that was an excellent technique and strategy and your gun now
functioned and that's why you died
make easy got the streets everybody notice me about 50,000 in my gene
50,000 you to me boys and master I got two mushrooms though true we got so
Where's your bashing so I can arc alloy so I can craft shields
No
Hi
No, but I do need a new shield. I just sold the Bobcat. Okay. Well, you're gonna burn in hell one day
should I sell mine no you should not sell yours jackass give that to me
what was that what was that that you just called me I called you up friend jack
friend okay I do need the parts if you strap it I will strap your balls in
I'll kill you for later.
Okay, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
I'll get a couple bandages.
One moment, boys.
Oh, it's not eight pence time yet.
No, it's not.
There we go.
You got my Toro by Hoosie-Doozie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think since you already bring that, you can grab 160 medium ammo and two sacks of shotgun, please?
How much money you have
197
How many have 500 500
Bitch
I'll all grab I got I got I got your medium. You have a medium shield. Yeah
I have your medium ammo, I have your shotgun ammo, and I will bring you a blue shield.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
You're a good man.
You think while you're at it.
I had to scrap it.
It's going to be good.
I know.
Let's ride.
We're going right here. We're turning it up a notch. We are turning it up a notch. Time to go crazy.
Hey, no whatever language that is in the chat.
It just looks like a bunch of squiggly lines. No whatever that language is. Stop writing in the chat with that language.
Oh, it's not Russian it's something it looks like a pretty drawing. I don't know what it is
No, not apex yet. We'll pay apex in a little bit
Hey, there it is again, so none of that none of that
Apex guy will pay Apex in a little bit in 18 minutes we'll go play some Apex.
What's up around there?
Hmm.
Oh, yeah, let me get another sushi, so I'll be right back, okay?
Let's ride!
Oh
You got me you got me oh you got me I was prison. Oh you got me
Got me. Oh, you got me. I was prison. You can't you got me. You caught me. I was prison
You got me you got me you got me. I was prison. You got me. You got oh you got me got me
You got me. Oh, we're facing
You boys ready for a great rain
I haven't changed it all night
Okay, I know this is annoying you guys mind if we just randomly leave I'm on 300 ping right now
Yeah, I'm on 300
Like but like
You know, I speak for action like like fuck you
let's do it let's do it oh I went out too soon and my shield is free below
perfect perfect what a sweet light what you dream it's close to 300 so my well
also because he has poop internet I could earn that 2000 up and down yeah
but that doesn't mean peeing buddy peeing is something different
I can not see that.
We lost.
We fucking suck.
Okay, yeah, about resetting this.
The mechanical pincer is on our right.
Be careful, boys.
Be careful.
Follow me.
Follow me, boys.
Two Venclips and they die!
Two Venclips?
Yeah.
Two Venclips?
Yeah.
Two Venclips?
Take that, Quaker!
Charge it!
Be careful.
I think it hurts.
stupid robot pussy I'm entering the bunker unscathed from the forces outside
Excellent work out there boys.
Can you just be the comedian?
KICKA!
Part of the crew.
Take a closer look behind. I'm with you though.
Where's Colchy at?
I'm right in.
I
Because he's told us how many seconds he is behind like he has every other game for the last three hours
No, I just need to reset this is regularly happening. Oh
Maybe you say I'm three second behind
I'm like 15
Going
Not gonna happen buddy.
Oh my god, it's a big test.
There's a guy right here!
He's dead!
I got one, I got one!
Ow.
I did shit, I didn't, I didn't.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go!
10 of months?
10 twice?
Dead?
Oh my god!
Oh shi-oni!
That held it?
Take that! Drive by!
Drive by!
Zeps!
Stabbi!
Evil jump in jump in
Well hold on now boys I gotta get a couple goodies.
Who found a firebird here?
There's no, there's no thieves here.
Who let's kill him?
What are we doing here team?
I'm waiting for you guys.
You right over here, right over here.
Come here!
Enemy!
Take it!
Take that, hooligan!
Take that!
Oh, they're not getting away from me, buddy!
I've got a floresy tank!
You see that?
You see that right through the floresy!
You didn't even see it coming!
God, yeah!
They're terrible!
See you later, f***ing geek!
Sir, sir, wait a minute!
Wait a minute, please!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Huh?
Can you want me to wait a minute?
I think you did too. I think you did too.
Almost.
Little Betty healing.
Alright!
We're doing pretty good so far.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Chills?
They are poopsians!
Look at us.
Look at the fire.
Not me.
There he has his, boys.
Hmm.
You little people upstairs.
Oh my god, you should call up. Thanks chief. Thanks chief, thanks chief. Thanks chief. Thanks chief. I appreciate that chief.
I'm so happy you're back.
Just in the nick of time.
I got one.
I'm tracking. You're gonna have to come.
You have me, you have me back bo-
Oh!
Oh no!
I think I got back there.
Oh my god!
Run out back boob again!
I hope you don't know it.
Think you should think you should.
What the hell?
Can you run out back boob or no?
No, no, no!
Can we get run out back boob? Yeah, absolutely!
Yeah, okay, go, go, I got one, I got one.
Go, go, go!
I
Got attention I can potentially just wrap I can wrap around you guys hold on
What a sweet fucking dream coming coming coming coming coming perfect. What a sweet delight what a sweet delight
Sir sir hold on hold on hold on
If you kill me, you will get aids and go to hell
Have my eye up
That's the decision he had to make on his own
He can't help him out. He cannot help him now. That's the decision he has to make on his own
Perfect
I
Can't heal
Don't see messy messy
Ronaldo Ronaldo
Oh
That's a shame you have a mean thing that's a shame. Yeah, I'm laughing boys. I'm laughing
I have a whole team behind me. There you got flanked.
Oh fuck he's back.
Dragsade! Dragsade!
Yeah, well close up now. Close up. If you have a name.
Copy copy copy. Oh no no, at least close.
He's gonna die. He's gonna die. He's gonna die.
He died.
Beat me, beat me, beat me, okay?
Kill that one first.
Oh my god, I'm dead
That's not how you do it
I
Can't sneak on past here
Fuck I should
What's up? I don't know we got it. He's shooting me
I'm on 300
No way
Adam cook boys Adam cook
I'm the worst attempt at anything I've ever seen
This guy this is the worst this is the worst oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Wait, wait, wait, wait, go on that again.
You sound good, bro! You sound fat, you sound really good.
Yeah, no, I'm too fat. I'm too fat.
Shhhh!
Can I get a beat back?
The way! The way!
Sure.
If you ever cue Oceanic again, peanut, I will fuck you.
This isn't Oceanic, you dumbass!
it's
it
up
I'll have it I'll have it I just crossed my brain was to us
next have a good thinking good thinking
keep that one in the chamber yeah that's why I got this beat button right here
Oh
You can really get it out
Oh, I wouldn't want to take one more game that we please my thanks. Oh my god, we're playing apex. I'm happy
Yeah, I'm severely depressed, uh, babe. Yeah, we come on
We come on we come on
he picked now one more one more one more one more
must start drinking that well we already told you that like three hours ago you
said you do it like a hundred times then we go into a raid you say something
about how many seconds you are behind we all died then when we mention repeat
All right
What what did you did you get alcohol thing?
You like a big choppy. I'm telling you I'm telling you I've been playing
And every now that sucks me back in and sucks me back in I love a banks. I love a banks a place is fantastic
You lose something something
Hey, there's something something. Here we go
We can do another pull if you guys want apex versus arc
So I'm gonna pull boys. I'm done to play either game
I'm cool. Which area? Oh
Let's see it. Let's see one more arc game. Yeah. Yeah, one more. Okay. Yeah, I'm talking about
to pull the play apex at all.
The Bungie is only see apex.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
We want to pull it see if they want to see some apex.
Mm-hmm.
I think they like apex.
Marge, can you want a quick pull of the twins apex versus art?
And when you see that only 25% of the chat votes in it,
it's not because a lot of people can't see it.
and twitch polls have deteriorously always been glitches
cause I'm view-botting in 75% I think.
Real.
Yes sir.
Am I right, boys?
Hell yeah.
Right, the polls up, the polls up boys.
Start your voting.
Let's see apex is currently winning at 58%
Got some goo here we go
Apex is still winning at 58%
Get some bandages for Mr. Chicken
Here we go apex is still waiting at 57%
Mmm
Okay, let's ride
Only five key votes only seven key votes guys guys guys it's cuz you guys are new box you aren't real
Wait, Apex is winning at 56%.
We're gonna go right here.
We're right here.
I realize fuck, no you're not.
Liar.
Honestly, Apex, there's about five seconds left in the pool.
They've apex one by a much larger margin last time. It was like 68% it did win this time
still but it's only 56% to 44%
Oh nice
And it just would have won by like a lot, like a lot a lot
So that was that was arc versus marathon
Oh that's right that's right that's right
Yeah
Uh...
I can't read that that's way too fast. I can't read that it's too fast.
I mean coach, will you want me to switch off these servers?
I think he does. Okay, alright, wait hold up.
All right, okay, all right, I think so I think so wait now we ride now you ride
Yeah, I dropped a dick I dropped that
Oh
Wait what one apex one fifty six percent to forty four percent
Where the fuck is the pole that's where the new box
Guys I already did a marathon pole in my discord and it didn't go good
It didn't go good. A lot of you guys did not enjoy Marathon.
No way!
Hey buddy, I like Marathon! Fuck you!
It didn't do good!
No, it didn't do...it did do horrible!
It just said it was...it was Arc vs. Marathon!
Yes!
I will read the scores. It was Arc vs. Marathon, Arc God, M1266 of Oats, and Marathon God, 4,323.
So, not the craziest.
Let's RIDE!
I
You didn't ask me I was ready for a great rain. Oh, sorry. Are you ready for a great rain guys?
Okay, then all right
All righty then okay
Not you lied to us saying Apex, oh no I said we're gonna play with Morayne, then we're
gonna play some Apex.
Pardon me too, oh, oh, oh, there was no pole, shut up you bud.
another one there's another one right there follow me boy follow me which one's
the business and oh it's the van the vintage pretty poo diarrhea garbage shit
gotta re-assiphalous yeah oh take us a good tower let's go kill him
and it would be some liars bar the end of the night to watch everybody's
properly medicated
Yeah, a lot of shooting a lot of Tuesday
Who are the more my body have actually crazy over there
What's going on in there? I don't know. I hear actually million shots
Oh
They're first thing right now the first thing
Oh
You sure fuck you sure
I die die die
Yeah, yeah full team pushing up from rafters, but it's the idea what a boss
Side oh, they're gonna close that close left close left. It's like here. I
Have no walls
Stand back boys. I'll handle these
No, no, no. Okay. I give up I give up I give up I give up
I don't I don't want that, but I'm here
Another
I got your motion, I got your motion!
No way!
So...
Dude, that's his hit.
I knew that was going to happen.
No fucking way.
I knew it.
I knew that was gonna happen.
Oh, thank you, good job!
Thank you, good job!
Wait, oh yes!
The coach, we turned off the tech.
literally have one we play against, you can be watching us, please.
I'll get him, don't you worry!
Here we go, thank you boys, thank you boys!
Kill this one!
Let's ride!
George Brothers!
Oh
Is better than me he's very sexy
What the what the Jesus Christ Mike doesn't work. Yeah, I don't know if you heard that guy, but he said good fight
Good fight great game
Good fight great game GD's. That's what he said. I was a little muffle. It's a little muffle. I don't know if you heard him
But that's what he said
She said she said she's a good fight
Also, what did that just say? I was kind of caught off guard by that guy using slurs
What did that?
Kind of wrong kind of wrong moment buddy
Kind of kind of wrong moment pal. I'm over come
What?
I don't think the body mission is moving. I see recharges. I
Can give you a lot. Thank you. Sure. Thank you, sir
I'm dropping right here
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
I can't get my proxy back to normal.
Oh.
I just joined the conversation but it sounded like a pretty good spot to go.
So, I was thinking maybe we could like, like, there's a full team under us.
Full team under us.
Oh
Okay
Here peanut take just so not overcome
Yeah, peanut take this goop some not overcome
Take all these do some not overcome
I
Was I was saying we need something for under us
He made
Yeah
Okay, yeah, yeah, that one boys
I
Do that's our teammate
The bobcat they bobcats bobcats
All right looking
Cracks Cracks you got close
Take that hooligan
the one
take that hooligan
stop and stay, stop and stay, Peter
out of bounds
so much, so much, so much, so much
got him
you're really healing
fuck you
Fuck you, I hate you
That maybe it maybe that guy in the stairs of Bobcat it might be not honest. You're like here. You have a Bobcat shirt
I'm gonna crack you open and double check
You go the coupina I drop so I got my guy I gotta do
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm get trust with bear we're gonna we're gonna take my
You have a bomb cat there's a guy over there
There's a person over there
So much calm
Yeah, you do it over there. I'm not 176 peanut you need you need Luna. No, I can use it
Hey
What did you die to
Oh
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, stop. What do you die to?
I've been telling you the whole damn time!
Over there!
What is over there?
I'm pleading a hundred times!
I don't see a pig!
That's how my voice-
It was so long ago!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! You figured out!
Is it on the rocks?
Yeah, on the rocks!
On the rocks!
Are you shooting the team across the map 400 meters away right now?
Yeah.
Die.
Not a certain dominance.
Otherwise, I'll think you're weak.
The team of water, if you may, as well.
Water?
Water.
Water?
Water.
I like the way you say water like your parents or cousins.
Water.
You know something something hey, so hey, let's jump something jump. We say
Ready for me, what if we don't yes, yes, yes, yes
Well, I'm coming. I'm coming I
Got them a shotgun ammo
He's I mean he's absolute one shot and how are you?
Dude the van is terrible
sure sure sure wait I'm one of the good guys I'm the good guy oh yeah I thought
that was our friend was that not our friend no our friends with us oh my god
they're right in front of me I got you know the eliminated wrong it is you fuck
I thought that was our buddy.
Oh, no, that's our pal.
That's our pal right there.
Attack him.
Oh, wait.
We're dead.
Nice.
That'll happen.
So this guy just instantly throws up, you know?
Not that guy.
He was exactly like our gentleman.
and it's so bad it's so fucking bad I
think we'll pack it this is yes I did
the guy behind you and it's a thing you
do a little pocket the mechanical pacer
and it didn't die yeah it's just a
legit was it was cheater
eliminate or so I mean there's a guy
down there to show me in the ass
No way!
No, super friendly, let me fucking tell you.
Wait, you guys kill the cheater?
Uh, huh.
No, I think it's him actually.
That guy's name is Flex.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Where's cheater?
I don't know.
flex yeah where's cheater and let me to eliminate two one
you can you get my total you got everything else in my bag yeah this guy
had four wolf packs oh you suck bro right right yeah I need I ran out of
medium ammo so I couldn't shoot it yeah
they killed it I don't really know what happened hey yeah I don't see they
killed me and drag I feel like maybe they like played fortnight back in the
day so they revived you mm-hmm maybe the like resonate with stupid people that
have fat cats maybe I am honestly
honestly yeah there's probably a lot more
people with fat cats than no arms and
legs
you like your mom
Goobie's well.
Hi.
Mm.
Uh, where you guy?
Yeah.
I died at the front of the palace.
Oh, thank you.
I go, the front of the palace?
In front of the palace.
Mm-hmm.
Had mouse and keyboard support for consoles.
What you taught me that foot plus they all already have it you dumbass
You do what you taught me that for
Your fat peanut not some games you know that's cuz they opt out all games on every modern console
Have not some keyboard support, but the game has to turn it off
a lot of them do.
Alright, I've got probably
most of them do.
Like 95% of them.
He peered on drug.
It's 10.51pm on a Tuesday.
I need to get this guy over here.
Godspeed, sir! Godspeed!
speed stop letting peanut die you loser oh word
VIP that guy VIP that guy right now oh VIP or moderate that gentleman right now
Oh shit, that's a good man. That's a good man. That's a good man right there
I think I just speak for me and drag here when you mind just walking around for like 10 more minutes
I don't think either just want to play I
Have three hundred and thirty K. I
I have in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in
the game, in the game, in the game.
I have a, I have a 11, I have 11 toros and a lot of them have blue jokes.
11 toros, brother.
Yep, like two tempests.
Surrender.
Oh, that's, that's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
There's a lot better.
Wait, fuck, no way.
They're busting over there.
They're busting out the lot.
Lot, look at what I got.
God, this joke.
If I go there, I see them.
They're camping it.
No, if you play over there, they're camping.
Fuck.
They're still on it. They're just camping on it.
I'm either waiting for you, or I'm over drinking some wine, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, good luck to you, good luck to you, bye!
Thank you, my boy.
I hate to say the truth, but Clugsy is better than you.
Okay, okay, okay, well
All right. Well, I got more bitches better shoes better haircut, but
How's it going get back better my bitch better? Yeah, my bitch better my whip better my bitch better. I got better shoes
Your hair
Yeah, your head is his how wack his shoes wack your clothes wack his clothes
I'm tight as fuck!
That's what I closely like to be so much.
You've been hatching these coaches?
Huh?
You've been hatching these?
Yeah.
It's that fast that I can walk, I'm not joking.
Well, that's cosplay.
I would imagine this is what Hunch looks like when he's going to the fridge for a glass of milk or a cookie.
17th Oreo. We're 70. Yeah. 17th bag of Oreos and no more of faint. Sorry, but we're
I can bring you both blue choke toros.
I thought we were playing Apex after this.
We're playing another round?
I mean, if you don't want to do it, yeah, we can.
I'm up for anything, guys.
I don't care.
I'm here for the ride.
I got a blue ranger.
I'm just gonna take a shot after this game.
I say so as well.
Why are you drinking voodoo's?
I think you're going to drink tequila.
No, I have a bad ranger then get a buzz off of one voodoo ranger because things are like battery acid.
Really?
They do it pretty hard.
I have one of them and you take a lighter to my mouth and fire comes out.
Stranger.
I have one of my frizz but I'm saving them.
Okay, well, yeah, get that into the air.
Excellent rage, excellent rage.
You're a Frank Smith sin
Thank you guys for the base I
Hate everyone I haven't played with for more than a week
Write that down if you have to oh
Mr. Fox my mother cuz I'm a boy good
Good
I do some earlier see 5 p.m. At 12. I haven't done that just yet mr. Fox. I haven't done that just yet
I'm testing it very soon though very soon. Don't worry mr. Fox
Or another video to get some more good man good man!
Thank you my boy good laddie do good laddie da.
Don't you worry Mr. Fox I kind of forgot about that I'm not gonna lie.
But don't you worry Mr. Fox we'll test out those earlier streams very soon.
I can't promise we'll stick with them.
We'll test them out, we'll test them out.
Thank you my boys.
You don't have to be that big man.
I'm big man.
I hope you're doing well big man.
I'm busy. It's very kind. I mean you decide all right. I decide I see what I say we want some apex
I say we want some apex boys. That's your apex from two hours. Let's play lion's bar for an hour. Have a good night
It sounds like a great time
That sounds like a fantastic time
time. Yeah, I'm closing it. Okay. All right. Close it. Time for some apex. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
A little bit of apex. Here we go. I'm telling you, I'm feeling good today. I think we're
gonna get it. I think we get win after win today. No losses. No losses. Not a single
lost the entire time. Not one. Maybe a couple warm up rounds, but no losses. Oh, and for
those of you that like Aux so much, boys, trust me, I love Aux too. I'm just kind of
waiting for a little update. Need for a little bit of added sauce. Your time up, boys, a
little added sauce. Okay, boys, your time out, little sauce. I'm waiting for him to
I'm about to cook a little bit.
That sauce, that sauce.
Can you switch my tiles?
Can we one save boys?
One quick second now.
Don't you rush me.
Sorry, about to yell you.
Here we go.
S-hag-shart mania
Pull up this bad boy. Here we go
Don't you watch me, Kote!
Here we go
I don't know who that is, but that guy's so sexy.
Here we go.
I don't know who that is, but that guy's so sexy.
Okay, all right, okay, perfect.
Oh, we're good to go. We're good to go
Oh
Yeah, we hold up what's wrong. I've got to say I've got to use them. I've got to use them
I forgot to say something boys remember when we remember when we made that second YouTube account
called
More burnt peanut
You remember you remember boys you remember you
You remember. You remember. You remember. We have a third YouTube account. Can you guess
what it is called? Can you guess what it is called? Even more burn peanuts. Hooray!
There it is boys! There it is!
There it is right there!
We're trying out different styles of editing and stuff.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This is Latin-y boys! No, Latin-y boys! No!
Oh, it's glorious. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
Oh, oh, ah, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Hmm, we're gonna get fast before we get time.
We're gonna do fast, we're gonna do some scary games.
We're gonna do some scary games very soon, don't you worry.
We just can't have Dracarhatch because they're kind of plus season they won't play scary games.
Mm-hmm.
We'll probably grab like Colksey and like Drac and Jinzy or something or something.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Are you guys ready?
No, I'm opening up.
Oh, come on in.
I'm right.
What do you say?
What is it?
Come on in.
Big, big dick bitch.
What is it?
Come on in.
big dick bitch dot com big dick bitch dot com and the commercial for that was a
giant mansion and it was zooming in on the front door where a big beautiful
lady the biggest penis you ever see was just
swaggering around. Oh, wait,
it was a beautiful commercial.
It was a beautiful commercial.
It was the greatest commercial
I've ever seen in my entire life.
You don't have to talk about.
By the way, apparently there's a new mode.
I don't see it though.
Where is it? Where?
The new mode.
Wildcard Gundam front lines.
them front lines oh we've them got them front lines whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
we've them got them front line whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
i don't know how it's any different from the last one uh um yeah i don't uh see you on uh well
let me see you let me see you might let me give you a quickie in my chief oh you're being offline
There you go. There you go. Come on in. Come on in.
Very nice. We do what we play in the new game mode. We play it right.
No, no, we're just instantly queuing it to rank.
No, no, I'm not in the new game mode.
We're about to do game mode. Hold on before we decide, let me read the description.
A battle of epic proportions awaits. Whoa. What?
That looks good she going. Utilize bit staves to aid you in combat and pick up the mighty
Buster Rifle from Care Packages to obliterate the competition.
What about that what about I see we run that that's right don't we try that one died
I'm I'm getting a lot more ragged. Yeah, okay. I guess I guess I
Guess I guess no whoop-a-moop gun in front life
Fuck you
All right, let's get there. Let's get it boys. Let's get there. Let's get there. It's time to ride
This is not gonna be like last night. It's time to get serious
Even a sound woke up in wild card. I can't do my world with wild card
Guys ready up. We're doing it. We're doing what are gun them front lines?
We're doing whoop them gun in front lines whoop them gun in front lines
Oh, wait, wait, wait, what'd that guy say?
Hold up, there's a gentleman here that I want to read his chat.
Wait, hold up, where'd that go?
That's just the best one you say.
Pre-23 damage, Cung-C returns.
Okay.
I couldn't play this game in forever.
You played it yesterday!
Yeah, and it's the first time in forever, and this game is-
Yeah, this game is not as Cung-C.
Same as not bad.
You played Cung-C.
Who is playing Apex in 2026?
What are you jackass?
What are the people?
No, no one died
No, ah, no, ah, ah
No, ah, ah, the best mouse and keyboard player in I'm pretty sure we hold on
Apex legends live concurrent players
What is it Tuesday at 12 a.m. Tuesday at 12 a.m. It has 90,000 players right now with a
two hundred and fifteen thousand peak. Let's go arc Raiders player count. Now I'm not seeing
an arc. I'm just trying to get a base. Rators player count. It's a hundred and twenty two
thousand right now with a hundred and sixty seven thousand twenty four hour peak. It has
a higher twenty four hour peak than arc. Yeah, that's what you get. Yeah, that's what you
Apex rules.
Yeah, coaxing droolers.
Yeah.
Apex went to college to get more knowledge.
Coax went to Jupiter to get more stupid.
It was a tournament and they dropped the skins.
It wasn't a tournament today.
They dropped the skins.
I'm just repeating what I said.
I don't know what you think.
Didn't they drop these skins today?
What do you mean?
drop one skins I don't know and then the skins whoop them Gundam skins whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no I'm looking at it it's been $250 for
the past week every day haha yeah huh fuck you look at that huh look at that
look at that eight pegs on top eight pegs on top oh yeah in queue for three minutes
in this 23
What is your damage last time hey, hey, yes, you see my dude John on that last game last night buddy 23
You barely be me you be me in the beginning
My name folks in my pussy
That's you right now. I'm getting what's a good sense. I'm getting drunk
I'm getting a setting. All right. Well, I'll finish this. I'll chug you
Whoop-up-god-derp style, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoop-up-god-derp style, whoop-up-god-derp style, whoop-up-god-derp style, whoa!
Boss, yeah, Apex on top.
Apex on top.
Cozy is Aspire.
A very fascinating chat that I read.
quite a bit of pondering into the actual objectification of that
because he has no arms and legs and his dad left for milk 20 years ago
so every holiday is awkward
oh dude you didn't say all that
whatever dudes
You know if your plan was to hurt me then congratulations
You have hurt me deeply
And for that I will not be using my pinky. I will be using my fist. Oh
My god
I'm the Joe master which should go out saying when you see the end
You begin
I'm loving these multi-game nights. I'm loving these multi-game nights. I can I say can I say I'm loving these multi-game nights
and
Who's even a little back of these boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats
So how's this game on work
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Can I get a real gun?
I've got you, Drag!
I didn't do anything.
I kept trying to whip out my shotguns like nine times and it wouldn't do it.
This is like wildcard, Benny.
Let's ride!
What is that, Ian?
The game we're going to be playing.
What we didn't play?
It's wildcard Gundam style.
It's it's wild card gun move style
Well, that's what that's what we kill the whole team's gone
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the van, go.
Whoa!
What the hell?
I can't get a gun when my thing is out!
What?
Is that-
That's a thing?
Oh, shit.
That is-
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go, go, go!
No battery shields.
No batteries?
I knew that, I knew that.
No, no, just hold.
Let's go, boys.
Let's go.
Officer Nasty CTD asking hypothetical scenario you would like you to vision.
You're in a room, you're clumsy and draft.
You need to be there once the letter has been drafted.
That's correct for my concept.
What did I do?
I'm not paying attention to these and I'm not.
That's expired.
Oh my god, that'd be quick.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Chief.
I don't know what you're talking about, Chief.
I'm up.
the buster rifle
no buster rifle
holy shit
I'm gonna show you the sensor
hopefully it wasn't that
hopefully it wasn't that point
uh
i need to close it
it's good
they're really good
oh but then they have like
kubo shangable
yeah
i'm gonna punch you for the life
down to the next
ah that guy just absolutely
I got you boss, I got you boss
No, no, he's on you, swingy
Tom, he's dead
Tom, he's dead, he's dead
Stop!
Take it, take it, take it
Drop it!
Oh my god, he's just sitting on it.
Yeah.
What's that mean?
Oh, I did the wrong thing, I did the wrong thing.
We're alive!
I'm not alive.
Sure, hold on, show me mercy.
I think the game himself on this one right here
Back one one we go
I
Come in they're coming they're coming the Redcoats are coming the Redcoats are coming
What the one...
That's it, that's it!
You can't even play like that, play like that!
Take that!
Who'll again?
Take this!
Right here, right here
Yeah!
I'm dead. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. You got this. You got this. I'm killing myself.
I'll leave with you, I'll see you come last for two seconds!
Where are you fucking wife?
Two seconds is a long time.
Okay, wait, damn it!
It's most kind of fun.
Yeah, queue up.
We want more dogs, we want more dogs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And another shot. Okay. Okay. Okay. What what? Okay. What?
Okay
Also, I think my wife joke didn't get as much appreciation as it should have
What is that? I want ha ha's in the chat. I want ha ha's in the chat right now. I
Made a funny joke. I don't think you got enough ha ha's. I want ha ha's in the chat right now
Wait, what did you say? I said close you couldn't last for two seconds. What am I your fucking wife?
Huh, I don't get it. Are you dead ass?
Thank you, thank you, that's a proper amount of ha ha's for that quality of a joke
That is a proper number of ha ha's for the quality of the joke. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen
Thank you gentlemen. Oh that's your money even said it was a knee slapper
Look at that. Look at that even qualified as a knee slapper. Look at that. Look at that right there
Thank You gentlemen. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Now we proceed how we proceed
Yeah, I'm
Jack I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you drag mm-hmm
Yeah, how you didn't get that joke right there does that not reiterate what I said last week
The the woman that shows up on a stream is paid to be there. You mean I am more
certain girlfriend eight year long client I am now more certain than ever I
am now more certain than ever that the lady that shows up on his stream is
is paid, is paid to be there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Am I right, boys?
Don't worry, there's no reason all of us are dead.
Oh, Mr. Fox, my boy,
I think it's a boy.
Good man, good, ah, man!
My man, my man!
You bebe is a dog.
Don't you worry, this reindeer's gonna bring it home
to you, Mr. Fox.
On the house.
You're fucking in the house.
Keep those people's up in this fucks place, keep them people's up in it.
Keep those people's up in it.
Here we go.
Thanks a lot.
Oh.
Thank you.
Why is already a team dead?
Are they that bad?
They're probably backed out.
The nail of the heat.
Can't handle the heat and stay out of hot places.
fuck there's 97,000 people here. I think the entire lobby's here, I'm gonna shoot.
Take this, you scumbag!
I did almost nothing.
I did more than... like I did last time, but still virtually nothing.
oh yeah
he's going suck
got me dead?
no
nice
okay there
wait wait wait
we're down we're down
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up!
Oh shit, stop right there, oh my god they're alive, they're gonna zoom out.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Me, no!
Me, I'm alive, I'm alive!
We're gonna live forever!
I'm alive, I'm alive! We're gonna live forever!
Oh, I have to live.
Damn it!
I'm coming to you.
There's someone around here all over you.
He'll catch me.
Come on.
I'm coming in!
Let's run!
Copy.
Get my gun.
You got a poopy diarrhea.
I got him.
Nice.
The massive better than
Also, the dress
That's not true. That's not true. He's lying. He's like
No, no, not the big game. That's the game. He's bench. Let's open the game
We're down
I have lost I've lost I've lost I've lost
God's my guns a poopoo as I am you gonna be a sick list. I need you to pick me sad
After we kill these who will again
and charge.
I got you resting.
Hell, I've got you.
I went to every side.
You went to every side.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm, I'm stuck ass.
I'm the worst player
ever played in the game.
Dammit!
Yeah, I have a bolt.
He let that guy out with a little
warning. Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, thanks, man.
You let him off with a little warning.
No, the Volt's cool.
The Volt's cool.
Let's ride!
Wait.
That's your one.
It seems good, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's give him that.
Oh, I got a better fucking scope.
Oh!
Oh, that's not a peacekeeper divide.
That's not even a peacekeeper and an R-90-9.
Probably.
This guy's fucked.
Let's take!
I'm coming boy. I'm coming
We saw you right now. We ain't got no friends
Which one is he what what is he?
It's one of these hooligans!
Yes, yes, yes, he's very annoying.
We got an R&R and a 9 score!
What happened to my digital badge?
I see a PC with voice.
It's suckin' me, it's suckin' me!
That was suckin' ya.
That portal or whatever the shit.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go in?
What the hell?
Stop!
Die!
Above you, above you, above you, above you
Right there
Oh, I got reloaded
Oh!
That's back right here, Drax, isn't it?
Wait a minute, I'm gonna take that
I'm out of things
Oh
They get away they get away. Oh
Let him get away. Let's let him get away. They see my nice people. They see my nice people
They see nice. They see nice. They see nice. They see their respect for gentlemen. Let's let them run. Let's let them get away
Kill kill me load on a little bit. I kill kill kill
We're back! We're back!
Go zone! Go zone! Go zone!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Yes, he's dead.
No, no, we go zone!
We're back!
Oh, the hell was that?
Is that Thor?
I fell.
That was actually Thor.
I don't know what he's having right there.
20 seconds, boys.
Hell is what is that? Oh
My god, he has the buster. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking guys
The buster is like some type of NOS cannon. That's a mile wide. I just saw an action above the map above the map
Oh my god, it's coming at me. It's coming at me. Watch out for the buster. Watch out for the buster.
Yeah!
Can we get a buster? What do you get the busters at?
Get it!
Enemy!
I'm out of them!
Look at all these!
Look at that!
What the fuck?
Wait, I said the buster!
Buster down!
Get the buster!
Get that ship, get that ship!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Oh
This is not what I saw this guy. This is not what I saw this guy
Can you touch me?
Hey, hold up.
Wait.
Well, I'm just gonna figure out how the Buster works.
Oh, I'm so fucking dead.
Wait, hold up.
I-I-I figure out how the Buster works.
I can do...
Uh...
What the hell?!
What the...
How?
Where you going?
What the hell?!
Jesus Christ!
What the...
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Help!
I have no idea I have no idea
Recue me. Are we going back into the buster?
Guys, I busted on two men and it did almost nothing. Why is it when they bust on me? I just I die
You saw me bust on those guys into nothing
Bus in cover
Oh you know what you know what maybe one of their teammates was the cock and it
gives it double damage oh see can you find a wooden chair this game before I
get the buster I'm down okay okay okay you get in the cut chair all go up in the
air and bust on men double damage double the power maybe I was infertile
it'd be that I was infertile you see with a silly
I got the knees for speed I'm a fresh six big right to hold it down I did hold it
down and shots do more damage buddy that is an international space station space
laser you can't get a headshot it's five hundred times longer than their body
walking in
Okay, I'll get a leg.
Trust me, it'll be fun.
Watch out, Master.
Who's your master?
Closey.
Knucklebuster.
I'm going to the hole right here.
Nope, they are.
Let's ride!
Excuse me, are you alright please?
What the hell?
I got cheated!
Oh my goodness.
Nice.
He's reviving, he's reviving that bastard, that bastard!
Wait, what?
You're lighting.
I'm double shocking guys thank you again
What the hell is that?
I am more damn being fucking massive what am I supposed to do with this shit?
Oh, there he is here again.
I
Guys hacking I think
No, we're bad. I don't even want this thing. Okay, this is forced upon me
Okay, I just died to a shooting door
That door's got hands. I won't lie. I'll never never underestimate that door again
Yeah, you do it cheap
That's okay, that's okay
I'm coming back boys
That ride
Is I poop weapons I poop weapons I even weapons
Okay, the guy has some kind of interdimensional shield on him. I have no idea what that means. I'm dead immediately
I'm dead immediately
perfect perfect
What is this? What is this?
I'm coming gentlemen
Okay, I think that habit is fucking terrible
It's kinda weird
No, that like what I have
Was all great happen
Okay, I just guys I don't know what's going on right now. I don't know what's going on right now. I don't know what's happening
Oh my god you get to the hot seat in 1,2,3?
Let's get you back to me!
Take on me, take on me!
Got me dead!
I ain't better than you.
There's something out there some type of space blazer!
I'm coming.
YEEEAH!
Oh, hey.
Is that Hamlet?
Hamlet's ass.
He needs something to be...
Oh!
Wait, this one's good.
I did it!
YEEEAH!
Back to the full team up here.
YEEEAH!
Over? I did?
I should do...
Oh, I should do it.
Yeah.
Oh no I don't win I don't when I lose very aggressively make me look like I'm
winning very heroic but I didn't win I didn't wait don't worry boy we back in
Oh
My god
Oh
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Hey, hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute.
Be zade.
Guys, we need to go to the replicator ASAP.
We need perks and stuff.
First off, I won that fight. Secondly, I got killed by the Buster from the sky. I won that fight! I just got killed by the International Space Station. That was not my fault. That was not my fault. No, I won that fight! I won that fight! I was just getting busted on.
I
That's to know I want you to know that
To know what he mean to do a lot I have damaged you to raise nobody takes nobody can confirm
Guys are we are we busting again? Are we doing ranked? Are you having fun busting? I can't figure out the bus God?
How do you I think all these men are busting on me and I must you know men I
I should be trying over time one more bus gun then we go right I have to pee I
Have to take
Your pop and the seal this early it's fucking midnight are you dumb you one of those gentlemen with the three arms and then one baby
Head on your shoulder that you have to get your turn go road to the bathroom. Okay?
Okay, when you pee all right. We know you can all right
Enjoy your sitting and peeing
I'll see
I have it dead, I have it dead!
I am back.
Okay, okay, good.
Okay, good.
All right, good, good, good.
Okay, all right, are you boys ready?
You mind me, dude?
Yeah, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Okay, good, good, good.
Good.
Mm-hmm
Something wild card
I was you one more piss match. I was you one more piss match. Then we go in a ring
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. One more piss match
What's a piss match with the pisser the orbital pisser mm-hmm mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
He sat to pee. It's convenient you jackass!
Also bring R99, peacekeeper. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. That's the man now.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna pee, okay? Come on now.
Aw.
Mm.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up. I just realized we don't even know where to find the orbital pisser
We've only found it on dead people guys. Where do you find?
The orbital pisser. Yeah, I kept your package
You don't have the Gundam skins fake fan
I see a story whoa
Fucking work for the company you dumbass
Of course you don't want me to get the scams
Is that high doubts yes, it's fucking high doubts hey
Back at the beat oh y'all want to go be good and sort hey
We're like brothers but closer
Mm-hmm. I'm close
like sex brothers, his brothers.
So I suggest I really wasn't thinking about it.
We're just going to say to say to you back, um,
it's OK to not get to fight next time we have plans to meet up.
I don't even know that means.
What do you say?
You tell the director not get to fight next time you make plans
to hide out or meet up.
I don't know that means to hide out.
So you send me a heirloom and he never sent.
Yeah, I also used to send me heroin and he never did.
No, he's gonna send me the Octane Hairloom.
Yeah, he just sent me Octane's heroin-filled surrender he never did.
Shut up, Corepire.
Yeah, shut up, control player.
I was supposed to beat him, and then I got into a fight, and I couldn't see him that night.
You got into a fight?
Yeah, this was usually.
You're like five, you're like five, four, five, four.
Yeah, you're like four, six, do you fight a leprechaun?
Yeah, you fight a leprechaun.
You fight a leprechaun for his bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Get a will of gold.
Ah, give me your gold, leprechaun!
Okay, all right guys, all right, we go ahead and just like give it to you one more time obviously I didn't adjust
I need assistance
I'm done. Drag you. You're by me right now.
I'm done. I'm done. Drag.
You failed us. You failed both of us. I'll cover you. I'll cover you. I'll cover you.
I'd watch it. I'd watch it. Oh, I saw that 15 Davies goes. There was a team.
Okay. I've got two of them. I'm not 500. What do you write?
501. Oh, what the hell?
Die!
I got a piece of it, I got a piece of it!
What? What? What?
Where the hell did he go?
I got him!
What?
Where the fuck are you getting at?
You get back here, man!
Oh, this nipple is fucking news.
What the hell?
Oh, I just took my kill.
Are you kidding me?
Oh man, I'm gonna die.
Oh, what?
Oh, help!
No!
Oh my god, I just lost this, yes.
Lock in!
I'm coming
All right.
Take six, she's five, she's dead.
Thank you, thank you.
Let's ride.
I'm coming.
I'm coming in!
Guys, I have zero kills.
Perfect!
Got one!
Got two!
Oh my god, I'm ass.
I got one!
No!
Perfect!
What?
Perfect!
What a sweet life!
I'm coming in boys
Oh my god x5
Oh shit x5
You're on your own team x2
I am
Recharging shield
One less enemy
YAAA
You can just chill up here then?
Yeah
One shot at me
What?
Don't get too much head
Oh
Oh my
Well I know.
Got out?
He's run.
No! There's so many people.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm coming out!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Wait, we can do the things at the bottom right without the buster?
You guys, wait, hold that on!
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Hold on, hold on.
Defense enabled.
He's a boss. He's a boss. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going in. Yeah
Look if you
No
We have only watched close you to take him
I'm a kid so this one do it nice so close sinned stay
We call stave sin stave
sin stave
Stave the ton of staves. I have no idea what any of that guys that guy's terrible though. I do know that
I got one
I
Miss you some more staves there's a guy using a charge rifle in the smoke who the fuck does that?
Stave stave stave stave stave stave
stave stave
what did we know what this is oh they're turrets oh hey that's pretty fucking dumb
hold the left all and let's ride wait in here in here in here take this
Please please please
Well you have forsaken me you have forsaken me throw your staves out throw your staves out what
They got me call them staves instead of turns so everybody would be confused
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
I'm coming.
Let it go.
Stay out.
Coming.
I'm going to come.
Do not come.
Oh, I'm going to come.
Do not come.
It's Gundam's house.
Nobody knows what the fuck that means.
It's animatic.
Hoop them Gundam's house.
Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop.
I'm going in I'm coming out there's a lot of women I'm going in sending my
my staves to the enemy.
Oh, that's a good one.
Got two?
Nice.
You're with the mic?
No way, I don't get to juggle forward.
Oh, I got the Buster rifle.
I'm not going to have it.
Buster rifle, Buster rifle.
Oh, Bob, God!
Guys, I got the first raffle!
Busting! Busting! Busting!
How do I bust? I forgot.
How do I bust? Up here, up here.
Busting! Busting! Busting!
Yeah!
The biggest tear.
Use it.
Busting!
Yeah!
Got one, got one, got one!
Come, come me, come me, come me, come me.
Help!
Come back, come back, come back.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Slick it!
What? Busting, busting, busting!
Yeah!
Oh, not one, not one!
He's not two, he's not two!
Two, two, two!
What is that thing?
At the bottom of the screen it says chat clip that had...
Chat clip, really?
Yeah, it does.
He's weak, he's weak, he's weak.
Let's ride!
We're the Landers!
There you go.
Wait, that was me!
Hell yeah.
Bus is on him.
Bus on him.
Cha-clint man.
X-Fax plant man.
Good one got the voice. Good one got the voice.
Are we doing another one of those? Do we do right?
Okay, not bad.
Hmm. Not bad.
He picks his entire body's mix.
The prox chat.
Wait, Apex and prox chat?
Folks, no.
Hell no.
Wait, I haven't played since season zero.
I've never had prox chat.
No, I doesn't have prox chat.
Everyone's probably so nice and friendly in prox chat.
Yeah, true for sure.
Yeah, no racists at all.
No way.
Hideouts, can you ask your guys over there
to add a prox chat game mode?
Oh dude, dude.
What?
Well, no, like wild car, but with proxsad.
Call it,
might wanna mute.
There's a couple racists.
Yeah.
All right, out.
I can ask yes, let's go, let's go.
Dude, if apex is proxsad, that shit is gonna be fired.
Yeah, just bust all of you in the whole team
and then he proceeds to call me a slur.
All right, Wildcruiter Raid, Wildcruiter Raid.
Your choice.
As we do right, I've had enough busting on gentlemen.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wow.
Aw.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm buy event packs. That's his high-dots all the cow
This is how that's all the cat right there. You want me to buy event packs?
You're not gonna get me high-dots. I don't care how many twitch accounts you make buddy. I know it's you
Hug Tuesday
Oh, there's me hackers in this game as there used to be I I've been playing for about a week
I don't think I've ran into any I'm a streamer. So I think we ran into one actually hi
dogs is actually the the the lead guy of the security team that handles hackers
Yep, so direct any insults at that guy
Direct any insults at that guy right there
He's the head of the anti cheat team. I'm pretty sure something like that. He goes there is not as many
That's what you like us to believe
Oh, he says we're winning. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right
That's why I have a great stream to the best FPS
She bet tears mr. Jose T is my boy
If he what do you this is Dylan Dennis pay me 50 more dollars kids
Hey, what do you say we tried the Montana musket loader after the stream? I missed you
I want to Google this
Montana musket loader
You are making sweet tenderloins to a woman you throw some good old Copenhagen long cut in your lip
Then after a minute or two
Take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
Okay, I died without yeah without
I'm getting beer. All right
Thank you, good sir
Oh, you know, have you played this man? No, wait, no, I see I was just thinking I don't recognize this man
What is this? He this should we got what do I think I do plays a little bit back
That's sponsored by baseball team. Oh, wait, buddy
I think so my hacks are on my hacks are okay good. I
I don't have a gun. I have a guy one. Oh my god. This guy is cracked on me.
Cracked is in shield cracked or cracked is really good. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.
I've been being boozy. Crack one into you. Crack one into you. Freddie here.
I
Can't help but blame this on close because I don't want to take accountability
That guy's am I right boys?
I choke on your next beer
And give him a course out of game. Oh, hey, man. Hey, man. Preach up. Reach up preach up
I
Got a win his ones. Yeah, coax. I can't help but notice. Okay. We left a lot of information. I can't help but notice
That you let the team down
You want to do you want to do is
I'm gonna suggest a round of team affirmations
I will go first.
I like the way you let the team down.
Your turn.
Don't crack you go.
Peanut, I like the way that every time I expected you during game them style, you with all your
whoop them game them style.
Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
Close your turn.
Your turn.
Close your turn.
I have to call him.
I have to comment to rack for me for me. I'm in the pool as well. You can't get two compliments
No, you can't give too much to the same guy
But he did the drag
Who coming in the column? Yes. Yes. Yes. Back. I like the way you bring over nice to
Goombas at Willy Wonka Shopper Factory.
I'm gonna bite your dick off.
If you can jump up and reach it, you might need to step on it.
You're a peanut!
What?!
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!
The hell is wrong with you?!
Let's bring it back, guys!
What are we up to? What are we doing?
You're tearing this team apart.
Okay, I think we don't die here.
Jesus Christ.
All right, if we win, we rip a shot.
No, not W.
Okay, I probably can't say that loud, that's gonna be clip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably.
Say it, say it, say it.
No.
Okay, okay, if we win, we rip a shot.
If we win, we rip a shot.
folksy city one but a whole picture with strawberries and whipped cream
all my god as a new year's end as you do it a handstand
in a gym suit
duct tape to the ceiling
the three gentlemen you picked up from under the bridge jerking off in the
corner
one homeless guy to wouldn't share on the right
three single moms in the corner going away
I don't know where I'm going with this.
I'm playing with that.
That was great.
I was waiting to see what I'm going to do.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just trying to have a play.
I'm just going to go, like, enhancing my weapon.
Weapon enhanced?
Weapon enhanced.
Locked in, boys.
I'm going to do R99.
I think the peacekeeper is failing.
Yeah, PK.
I already have a PK, but the peacekeeper
been failing me recently it has nothing to do with my skill and everything to do with the gun
there's a gold bolt and a pk the one raid you should probably do it you're not doing it
i'm doing it i'm doing it all this to raid again yeah it's a game it's a match it's a match buddy
It's a match.
All we do...
Okay, then adding that double dash, dash, I'm gonna use that.
Wait, they re-added the double dash?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you can dash once.
But yeah, wait, can you dash twice?
No, it's only once.
All right, I thought I had we added the double-ash used me twice
Yeah, that's broken. Mm-hmm. That's what he removed it
Now where we going boys oh
Right now
It's gonna be under
You feel so fun and so asking
I
Score
I'm not seein nobody yet
There's doobin
Where's everybody at? Oh, no, I do need a site though
I
Here's some shots in the northwest
Let's go kill
Alright, we go on this way
It's not a good way to go I have no idea
I'm still not seeing them there's somewhere around here. I know it
Come on, come on, come on.
Hmm.
Oh, it's all right, it's all right.
Where?
I think deep over here.
Oh, we got it, we got it.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
I wish I got that wingman, man.
Got about the same.
Same.
about the maps.
By the way, the guy sitting on the roof is Sentinel.
Peanut's going in.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
Oh, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut.
What?
They have Sentinel.
They only have one left.
They only have blue.
They're all three on the roof or no?
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
I'll do this as a distraction.
Just a gamer chair.
That roof?
Okay, I did 11 damage perfect perfect perfect. I love that. Take a little bit. I don't you
Bob this peacekeeper right now coolest weapon and it's
Follow me
Yeah!
There's a little hole here.
For me.
Yeah!
For me on the stairs.
Come on, let's go find more people.
I'm on the stairs.
Balloon, balloon, balloon.
Those head, those head.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You should have been out there.
You're right here, right here, right here.
Right in front of me.
On me.
What?
You know?
I'm going in!
week and this kid is rising yes yes I'm coming I'm coming behind you behind
you behind you close you this one is really helping I'm up here I'm up here I'm up here
okay how should I think oh god what I'm see your pain you idiot well he was
he's healing like right here hi guys guys guys I might be terrible I might be
terrible I might be terrible I might be terrible I might be terrible guys guys I
I hit every shot. It was your fault that we died
I don't think any of us knew what was going on there. I didn't hear a single cop for five minutes
Oh, stop the PK.
No.
What happened to you, Peter?
So basically, I started blasting.
Bah, bah, bah, didn't miss a single shot.
Three fellas came from the back.
Bah, bah, bah.
Essentially what happened is I did the best anyone could ever do in the situation that I was in.
Nobody could have done better even in a okay
There was simply too many of them. I counted 12
But I was in a rush could have been upwards of 20 20 people surrounded me I did not
20 people surrounded me. I
Killed about 15 of them
The last five all hackers by the way
That's AI whatever clip you're watching is AI
Whatever you clip you're watching is AI
That's AI that is AI
Mm-hmm. That's AI
Back to that trend boys. Oh
The deep fake deep fake
20 dudes beat on him at one something like that something like that
Something something around that situation. Mm-hmm. I
See why coaxi hates playing this with you you what I
Can't losing viewers going to other games guys guys guys oh no, you know
I
Guys guys guys as much as I love the gentlemen who love only arc or only marathon or whatever guys
My biggest concern is the bugulators that are here
Anytime I want to cater to those boys more than anyone that watches the stream
Mm-hmm
Those are my main priority. Those are my main priority. Could I go play or can have more viewers? Sure?
But my main guys, my main bungalows, they love having fun. Anywhere on any game.
And that's my main priority at all times.
Open the Cloud Dabble!
What do you mean by good fight?
Good fight!
Now let's...
RIDE!
Oh my God.
Oh!
What the hell?
I thought this was you!
Die!
Oh, one more, one more, one more, one more!
Yes, yes, yes, I go up and cover you.
Basically, Craig.
I don't think I'm gonna get on that.
Yeah, we're not doing anything.
We're not doing pussy pee!
My weapon weapon enhanced weapon enhanced
No way he's
You've got a line to you
What is that hideouts hideouts is but how one of the top five to do right now?
Oh, no, let's ask the guy that makes the game
He said quote and I quote fuck. No, I don't trust hideouts
He said he's gonna send me shit four years ago. Well, maybe it's cuz you're ugly
Maybe it's some ugly Griblin. Oh wait. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's Paul enough look
Oh
I'm not pussy pay
What's he paid for CP?
What's he paid by honey? What do you want you want you want you want what I'll give you fucking what you want what you want
Well, I will give you one
Shit!
My eye cable go over my chat. It's just pussypink.
I-
You're pussypink!
You must go faster!
Wait, horizon is pussypink.
What? What? Close your wide. What?
What do you want? What do you want now that you've roomed?
Horizon gets a cue every single time you're down someone?
I don't know.
Oh, a blow!
Can I have it?
Score!
Whatever.
Oh, two dodgy dives!
Score!
Well, there's the champion that's in Pussy B, Horizon going in.
There we go.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Good message.
Go back to spamming pussyp.
Good message.
Yeah!
They just came in front of us.
Ooh, that's kill em.
Get it!
They have an air drop landing on you.
What is it?
I don't know.
Scanning it?
It's a gold...
Oh, my God.
Let's just be that way.
That way.
That's important.
Yeah
Oh my god, I'm gonna be late. You guys were dead?
What? When were you going to tell me?
Oh, the second he goes, there's a million people here. We probably should have ran.
I said there was just one team and we fucking sucked.
No, no, we downed two. Yeah, I downed two.
And dragged down one, you downed one.
I downed two to three.
I'm a little drunk, I don't remember what it was, we could have been three.
I'm Bangalore.
Or you've been three.
I'm a reindeer, I want that note.
I want that noted.
Guys, this is our game.
This is our game.
Walk it in.
We are not losing a single more game tonight.
Mr. Cloakseach of tear down that wall
I
Don't know if that's what he said. Oh, I
Don't know what he said
I think it's from the Berlin wall. This is a garbage house
Is that my those two different things are my finger the right thing fuck is a burly wall
wall made out of hair from a bear low recoil high rate of fire well I am right I am right Mr.
Gorman job down here right you did John Lassner
it's right hey track you are the pro here we have to win this oh I'm the pro
here okay so there's 50 50 people here you're locking I'm going here I'm making
fifty one
oh right don't worry I got the peacekeeper that keeps screwing us every
game why is she coming already where we go over for score nice like I need you
I should we go go good. I'm on you. I'm on you. Oh
Yeah, he's up top. It hits my weapon. Oh my god
Where'd he go?
I wait I that guy looks awfully familiar to the guy I fought last day as well. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'll eat familiar
You're the same guy we thought it'd be getting a lot of shame
We the guy that me either landed improve Q on me. You're the lady
I leave
You guys don't he's cracked again
There's a million guys, there's a million
Oh
We shake great clubs great clubs. Oh my god. Yeah, I should have killed them
He's not one
He was he was he was
We go
Where is he where is he?
guys we're chasing one guy there's a hundred people fighting
good work
alright let's go over here
oh my god
ok
that's big boys, big boys, big boys
let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go
so we can get some help
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm
I suck at your feet, man.
I'm not gonna die.
Over here.
Let's ride!
Yeah!
Up here, this guy.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm going up boys!
Wait, it's Caustic, Caustic, Caustic.
I'm gonna stay.
Jogger!
I'm not dead.
Where's Reshvab?
Over here.
I am the killed later. What is happening?
We got the most close to the lobby right now.
We just got really lucky.
Follow me, boys.
Fucking you are you a me?
Where'd you go?
I got a red now. He's in oh my god
George wants
Oh my god.
I'm using my I'm using my
marker.
That doesn't sound like fun.
We're doing pretty good.
Yeah, I'm going to go on
Hey, here's what I see. Oh, here's well. All right. You got me got me
And yet
Well below oh my god, I hit a big
George
Get it boys get it boys
Oh my
He's all he's all judge
Care peanut
Bert careful Peter
I lost my health at the beginning I'm not feeling too good I'm not feeling too good
God damn it!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
I think he's under.
Yeah, cross six, cross six under.
We should jump on him now.
Oh shit!
Wait, how? How?
I'm shooting!
Hold it.
They're coming!
Nice.
Dead!
We're doing pretty good blood. We're doing pretty good
Move over here
Yeah, I need to go bro, I never lose those but the boxes with the looted it. Oh, no, I never
Buff the amps. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stay with me, Tinder.
I said, don't look at the boss of the little dude I'm gonna fucking get the loot from.
Huh?
Don't you care?
I'm not an idiot!
Here's something, something.
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed!
On me, on me, on me!
On it!
Good job!
I'm going in!
I'm going to-
Nice.
Hit!
I'm in. Hit.
Both of them.
I'm in. Oh my god, there's so many in the corner, so many in the corner.
Got me dead!
No armor no armor
It's much too much fucking sticky
We're back
I'm already like boss
I'm going in
I
Can't see shit. I don't have a missus plan
We go we go
I don't see any boxes. I need fighting box
Yeah
How do we live that?
Oh, you're getting out of there just bad.
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm not doing anything.
I won't give you the fobs where it's due.
Look.
I just want the LeBron James of Apex Legends dodge, buddy.
Faster, faster, faster.
That's a sharp game.
This is our game!
They rest.
They rest deep.
hold on now boys
jumpy jumpy
oh shit
oh you got so deep
ooh
Kraber
nice
wait I heard a shot over there
I got a limited ammo Kraber
I'm the win
holy shit I saw a bill amp
I'm the win
you win I just dropped it over will be wide and one shield charge one it's a
mess to try to eat drop all the large one shield perfect
I need a shield!
Fuck, bro!
One shield!
Fingy Mababa's style
heals your whole thing!
I'm saving the threat!
Fuck you!
Give me all your big heals, because I just walked it out for infinite ammo.
Come right here.
Boce, you can go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm not done!
Thank you, sir.
I got it!
He's got a hatchet, he's a hacker.
He's sitting, he's sitting, he's sitting, he's sitting.
Get out of the door boys, quickly!
I got it!
Last one boys, last one!
This is how it's just our game!
I got you, I got you, don't you worry team!
And run!
you know what you're doing
please
what's up
fucking god
let's go
we're the best
you.
What?
Okay.
I need to play a faster character.
Give me octane.
Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis
Closey closey closey closey closey first off you were never getting octane secondly. I will fucking leave
Thirdly thirdly I
Down two of those last three with a Kramer and you got the last one to one shot down 99. I want that
I said it props to you. You you you now let me pay a compliment to you. All right. I like the way
It feels like even when we're fighting a team all together. You're not even there. It really leaves space to move
I'm just drinking food is right there guys. I'm already pretty like fun. All right. Well, you got to finish it then okay fine
All right, okay, how much is left in it though?
Like 25 percent, but it's 11 percent. Wow. You're such a pussy. Cheers boys. This is more than a son
He done it. What are you talking about?
All right, you ready?
I'm just stupid. I'm not gonna
All right tears boys tears tears tears
Perfect perfect perfect
So cool to play Valg. You look closely. Maybe you like maybe you can play Valg. You little fairy
What do you mean by that?
Folksy
I don't just tell me Valg is meta
Hello?
Pretty serious about both.
Hello?
Preceless and full of wrecks, let's go.
Hello?
I was trying to talk to anybody in this discord.
I actually already forgot what I was going to say.
What should I do?
I'm going to take a look.
It's a lot of fun.
I'm going to talk to you.
I'm going to talk to anybody in this discord.
I actually already forgot what I was going to say.
I forgot what I was gonna say.
Nevermind, I already forgot what I was gonna say.
You said I heard something in hideouts.
I was blasted in music.
Valkyrie's man out, Valkyrie's man out.
Yeah.
That's what hideout says.
Cheers.
Oh, we're in diamond lobbies,
so we don't use the dropship anymore.
We got POIs out.
What?
So the way it works is that if you're in low,
below lobbies, you jump out the Fortnite bus,
and if you're in high lobbies,
you have a POI to yourself.
It's weird that we're in the real lobbies now, oh, yeah
The real lobby G that co see I
Don't see we're in the real lobbies now with them with them with them the jobless the jobless people
Jobless mean the people on controller. What fuck those people too. Yes
What
I need some good weapons here I
I
Eat something good with a heart the a1 R99 combo
You combo you come on the combo
It'll come all no R400 combo tall
R99 R feel one combo
That's hard 400 the white because what is 301 plus 99?
I'm gonna go back in time and step on a butterfly that we would have avoid.
A butterfly?
It's the butterfly effect!
Oh shit, you're good!
That's right, that's right.
Got a first work for you, combatress.
Are you?
Not today, Mon Shuler.
Not today.
Mon Shuler, you're so good with it.
Mon Shuler, Mon Shuler.
Ah, I'm sorry.
not today mon sure not today
mon sure you're so good with it mon sure
mon sure I appreciate you mon sure
but today I am rocking
five medkits for some reason
and an R-90 diamond
I need to find some ammo
You stop being peacekeepers, please. Okay, okay. Perfect. You're gonna tip me and I'm
the ground. Oh, no, we don't want that. Oh, deep deep deep deep deep deep deep.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
There!
Cutting a fish in the tear.
There's a bit of a waste of your all, but all good.
Fucking.
Yeah, he's moving.
I have to catch up.
Five, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, he's still moving, he's still moving.
He's still moving.
He's out.
As I'm being honest.
Watch this cock.
Yeah.
He's shot.
Oh, no, we don't want that.
Yeah
Yeah, and I took a shift
Okay, you pick a sip man. Oh, oh long ship
And I enhance my weapon weapon enhanced weapon enhanced
Activating the bridge bridge activated
I
A boss die bridge activating now hi hi hi
Yo, so what is this yo?
Where's what just part of the map oh?
Where's what come over to us?
What it?
Okay, come to the store. Okay, but then but then stop moving. Okay
Wait
Gonna take damage if you come through
Hey buddy, I played this game longer than five minutes
But if you look at that you're like, whoa, dude, what is this? Yeah? Whoa? Whoa?
Give me pause on LSD had an IQ of 57
Oh
Shiny red thing
You're very sexy and very smart mr. Closey crack you tell folks. Yeah, I'm sexy smart. He is right now. Oh
My god
He's still a farmer.
He's still a farmer?
Full armor.
Well, howdy then.
Oh, no team, no team, no team.
Lock in!
I don't give one.
Okay, fine.
Can't care.
I've been a little nervous, careful.
For what?
You?
Okay.
I did virtually nothing.
That's all right, Sean, it's okay.
Yo, another team very southeast, peanut.
It's Waukesha!
I'm trying to be a peanut.
They're gonna kill me
I'm going in
little bit of goop
I'm going to get shot by this guy
this guy seems a lot right
here's something, something
where the fuck did he go?
I don't know
wait, right here, here, here
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm going to come
another team, another team on height
where's your, where's your
damn moves with me
in here
Oh my god
No, no, no, there's a cool on it, but just prior flesh and then you'll shoot
Yeah, there's another team here
Whoo, oh a two-tie bruiser
Yeah!
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle!
Yo, they're sending you, they're sending you guys!
Run!
One!
One dead!
Back!
Yo, Vox only, Vox only one, Vox only one, Drake!
Did you see me?
How about you?
You have a kill?
Oh, shit.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Let's go!
We're back!
Wee!
Move it, human.
Mm-mm.
We got to get that...
Drag guy...
Back in the game, huh?
Got a mobi?
I've got a mobi, yeah!
Yeah, put that, put that.
Okay?
No, no, no, no.
I'll finish him.
I got one!
Absolute, absolute one!
There's a...
Ah, there's a...
Uh, there's a reviving.
Reviving!
Well, we lost, gentlemen, we lost!
We're in the hands of Drac, the worst player on the team.
I'm gonna fuck you so hard after I let this.
Alright. Fine.
Hold me if you do that thing with your pinky, I like.
Wait, he's using a thumb for me.
Uh, let's just push it up.
Oh, he's shooting up.
I'll be rubbing that thing raw.
We're back!
We gotta...
I'll be my goop back.
No, no, no, your goop is gone.
My goop is not gone.
It's so gone.
We're all goopers.
It's gone.
Get him!
You know what?
I'm gonna do it.
if we go and hinge our weapon.
Now, if we look at this fight and-
Head for the center, head for the center.
If you get by this, you get by this.
One gold signal.
Oh, Kramer, Kramer, Kramer!
Come, then.
I think he's right.
I think we do go ahead.
That's beautiful.
Just come, we have to come.
I got the Kramer, I got the Kramer!
Oh, my God!
I'm so mad.
This man is so good.
You see these guys,
you see these guys,
what are those impenetrable things?
Wait, somebody already opened this.
I love you too sir and the hands in my weapon
I'm gonna walk over there last five do the last five teams are fighting and then oh my
god there's a full team on your roof yeah I'm thinking about God's father no no no you
Yeah
So we just put in my chat a link to donate to Ukraine, but it was just his own personal PayPal
I mean that's game. I don't see that's game. That's game. That's game. That's game. That's game. That's game
I'll get it boys
What is this guy doing what is he up to?
I
Know that guy that guy just killed all of us watch him
He just killed all of us and he killed me before watch it
The guy that has a 4k 13k damage, I mean 3k damage almost for
I know
12 kills
guys
You just instantly killed all of us yeah, I look you got about
Yeah, me yeah, we should have killed him made it your second kill
Hi, we're gonna start for you damage. Oh
Oh, that's fine by me!
Trac is on control and he's a pro lane, plus 7 to 8.
But the game that we won, I had a 3k and you had a 1 to 1.
Uh, he has less damage than you?
By 7.
Yep.
That's a fucking sneeze.
It's far on a fellow, and you'll get 7 damage.
There's no way you guys are debating over 7 damage right now.
Yep.
I'll watch this guy.
I don't know you watch it. What's his name? I think GG. I'm not that guy. I'm watching three seven people
My last game to live bar last game to live smart what?
Yeah, well we play live bar. Yeah, are we yeah?
Huh, I don't know
Maybe we can invite hideouts and make fun of them for all the things that we don't like about apax
She like makes the game and shit and then and then and that'd be hilarious
I'll just win again. All right, buddy. All right pal, buddy thinks he's Liars bar professional over here
buddy thinks he's mr. Liars bar all right I know I know I know I don't want to
get stuck back in the apex but I love apex it just feels right it feels at home
It's an eel.
This shit makes my dick hard.
Exactly what that gentleman is saying.
Ask half.
This game is a ass.
I think what you meant to say was your ass at the game.
Game is ass.
See, I think you misspoke.
Dyslexia does affect many families across the United
States.
Your ass at the game.
Again dyslexia does affect a lot of us.
Game is ass.
They're ass at the game.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
One inch out if this game sucks.
Introducing your champion.
Oh, god.
Two inch out if it doesn't.
Ooh.
Get beat, get beat.
Get beat.
Get beat, get beat.
Boce twos, Boce twos.
Hey, Mike.
Hey, what do you like that, buddy?
What do I see on the map?
What are those like skull things?
Those were the other things landed.
Really?
Mm hmm.
I mean.
You can read that long to notice that.
Well, we want to do this for two games.
But even yesterday.
No, they weren't here yesterday.
Hey,
This is only because we're in the big- the big dog lobbies.
Yep. Oh!
The big boy lobbies.
Mm-hmm. I'm down four.
I didn't know that.
Big diamonds, big dog?
Yeah, but you got one kill as well.
Was your first one dead?
I- I still don't think me actually.
I- I remember though.
I'm going in.
Oh my god, guys, I died.
That's literally never happened.
I
Need R301 now boys
You get back here at the light station.
Oh yeah!
For thinking!
Don't you keep being peacekeepers for me.
I'm going to get two champions.
Don't you do that to me.
I
Too stressful for us over 35, oh she's like 40
He's doing great what okay, what?
Are you like 40?
Um, are you literally within a couple years to me?
OH MY GOD!
First one dead.
NO! I'm not! No I'm not! No I'm not!
No I'm not! Oh! First one dead! First one dead! First one dead! First one dead!
First one dead! First one dead! First one dead! First one dead!
Not me! Not me! Not me! I want this jointed! I want this jointed!
There's no way that ball hit me!
WHAT?!
It bounced off the house!
Right here, I'm coming up and you kill you! Kill you!
Guys
52 damage cozy
Because it's a saying I'm dead I'm gonna bed I climb up to shoot for him
I get my own group I cue him and I guess I'm another two. I'm thinking guys
Something wasn't right about that something was going on. I I think
It's the only explanation
One more one more dead line is bar
It's like two gigabytes, there's no way there's enough room
game
Got it
Downloaded to my ssd. Oh
Yeah, that'll fill it up
That'll fill it up. Plus you gotta leave room for your DMA card axe. Yeah, true
That's right, that's right
Yep
And all the invoices you have for your fake girlfriend you pay to be at your stream
Oh, a lot of data take it up a lot of data take it up. That's fine. He's here. He said dratch should be 1v3
I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, Drac. Um, I'd like to see can I see some a little controversial?
Taxi let him have it taxi let him have it but I'm happy every time I saw you in a bubble taxi
Every single time I would rather have taxis armpit hair laying out of control than you as a teammate
I've had more damage than every fucking game and the one you know we won I fucking carried your ass, right?
You hear me?
Come on, no, no, we win this game come on. Do we do this dog game is this is our day. This is our game boys
I'm dead. I'm just gonna let you die. Okay, that's fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough
not I'm not losing a guy named Dale all right I just want to make a hit right now
that's Tush's name oh it's Dalton that's really Dal Tush's name yeah I love Dal
There's a guy's funny. He's out. I think I think I think that's cool. I got you
About a neighbor's tail
It'd be so much cooler for them with the tail. Yeah, there was something cool. I like yeah Chad thundercock
Like Derek large wiener. That'd be so sick. That'd be way sweeter
Follow me boys. Follow me boys.
Now I'm gonna go right for that lightbed.
Follow me crew. Okay there's a team there though.
It's go time!
Ah pfft. Team's team.
Team's team. I'll handle all of them.
I'll handle every last one of them!
Close, I gotta go with him.
They're all right on me.
No, my god.
I'm coming up.
Thank you.
I died.
Guys, eat one time.
Eat one time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Help!
Damn it.
I'm dead.
I said I was just gonna light the fire.
I said I was just gonna let you die next time and I didn't just let you
No, we're coaching. I mean to me is easily easily. Oh good you good you
Time
Guys why do we keep leaving the game?
One more time one more time one more time with these friends here
Yeah. She's like they were having a great time. Couple of besties. Couple of besties.
Got a fucking hilarious joke but I'm too drunk to figure it out if it'll get me bitched on.
I'm gonna leave that one in the chamber. Keep it in the tank. Keep it in the tank. Keep
it in the tank. I knew what you were gonna say. Keep it in the tank. Stay in my tank.
Hmm
Face it you suck go to liars, but what the hell with it?
Fuck you buddy. Yeah, what yeah, fuck you buddy
Tell him coachy. Tell them my buddy has one kill last game pal beat back beat back
Yeah, if you even get to this time
All right
No, he doesn't know he doesn't want I had seven kills. Okay, there's no seven kills seven
That's one more than six
Six seven
Keep this up and a nice place
What you should do is kill your opponents is
Yeah, I want you to grab a fully loaded 12 gauge shotgun and kill your enemies
Okay, wait at your enemies. Yes, that's right. That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Oh my god, dude, dude, what is this?
Is it true you dislike people from Venezuela?
Saw it on Twitter.
I'm from Venezuela.
Okay.
Oh, as a fellow Venezuelan, it is true I've been here for a long time and I feel like
We deserve some recognition
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
No one cares
We're not to the streets on that one. We're not the homies and cell block a being in jail sucks is all you can do is masturbate
We're not we're not for the homies in the streets
We're out for those guys. That's what I say. We're for the homies. We're for the gents.
That ass. Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. Type shit. I'm a mama. Type shit.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You gliding up on my plank, goo?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Put a waffle iron in my ass. That's what I request.
Oh, my God. I hate you all.
Oh, he's expanding his reach.
Yeah, hold up. He's going super sad. Not upon my ultimate.
come on
I don't know
if I should be in the chat
I'm in the chat
do one
All right, this is our game. This is our game. This is our game right here right here right now
Zit, this is it. He's fourth of a lighter bar. Yeah, we do need a fourth for lies bar. I wonder if Jinzy's up
We got hideouts
It's taxi awake tax. Oh
Be a new gentleman on
I think he's like British or something. Yeah, he's he's well if we can't understand him. Yeah.
He was pretty good that same. Yeah, Genji Genji. Yeah.
Where's taxi from again?
Why says yo that Bryce guys are.
Oh, Denmark Denmark.
The only thing I've ever seen about Denmark ever.
Denmark the only thing I've ever seen about Denmark ever forever and ever is that one episode of South by
It's weird it the dad goes online and and
Makes
Yeah, sound part sound part get rolls he chose that's what it was the tolling episode
Get to a hot day that's what it's called
He's up to the vision up to the vision they're already here
my weapons hand take the upgrade right here
where?
I don't know!
I don't know, can't be two goals
I'm not that peace giver
you've peaked too many I've pretended
this is definitely LG
got a peace giver, got a peace giver
We're back boys!
We're back!
Hit it!
What are the people at?
Yeah, we had
We've got an R3-1 will kick that that who's he do you?
Yeah, it hands you my weapon.
Oh dingle, dingle, the right there.
How many grenades they got?
We just started.
Oh
Last one oh good one team
First blood.
Got a mobile respawn.
Maybe again.
Here we go.
There we go!
You guys see a bruiser by chance?
Oh, see, pst!
Pst!
Oh my god, I've been fucking coming to you the whole time.
You see a bruiser?
No, no, bruiser.
No.
Oh.
I
I'm still in the champion train
Oh, yes assholes
What was the leader boozer right here in this box? And what do you fuckers was looting?
I
But it was cozy. I bet it was cozy what it was what he fuckers it was one of you
Yeah, that's for health beauty mates and they leave you to try
When we go next one
Yeah
I
Feel a little shaky
We get this
He'll
Come on
You've got any line
Faster, faster, faster.
Horizon ult is so good.
Eh.
Mmmmm.
That is pretty good, right?
Hey, then you have a question.
What?
Are you live surely some year old?
No.
Dude, that was a one-time thing.
That's why I just got lucky.
Yeah.
I love your nipples. I'm sure I come. Yeah, like hearts
I love you too, bitch. I never gonna stop loving you, bitch
These are the people
I'm becoming I'm becoming
I'm sure I did it I need a better scope and right here
I'm coming in!
Where's the other one?
Good work!
Actually, we're team.
They did that way?
Yeah, I'm the new killer
Right, you revive it
Which go down over yonder
Let's go kill
It's great, it's great. You're feeding two tickets. We're good
I'm going in!
Two right here, two right here, two right here.
One roll, guys.
Your ass back here.
Niggas!
Here.
Zoom.
One down.
I'm blueing the end here.
Are they running?
Are they out?
No, they're out.
They're out.
on you are they running are they on you see that see one left one left there's it
it's only one left we'll both of them both of them
you left
I'm coming I'm coming like 20 hours yeah oh
I like pushing limits as much as the next one.
We gotta go that way.
I don't know how you just grab that.
Faster, faster, faster, faster.
That was cool.
Where you going?
Fuck, did she go?
Are you here?
Oh my god, horizon just fucking over us.
It's not horizon, fuck.
Yeah, I think I just turned her over here somewhere.
Oh, you're saying me?
Yeah, yeah, broken.
Sorry, only playing those games, okay?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I heard a gage right here.
There she is! There she is!
He's getting away!
I did it!
Is she ulti?
I missed every shot.
Oh, I'm perfect.
Here, here, here.
Dude, solo, solo, peanut.
It's close, it's close!
Good work team good work
Ten squads up which is our game
They're low-key a lot of people
You take us over yonder take us over yonder
Yep
He goes over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we don't want you don't run there
What no
That one
Oh
Yeah
No, fuck it.
Whee-처로, Than you gotta grab me, come in, you gotta grab me, you gotta grab me, you gotta grab me, so let's come in.
Yes, I can't grab you, man,...'cause we're dead. We're dead, we're dead, We're dead.
No-!
Wh Field!
What are you doing?!
What are- a-
This Zone instantly kills you, peanut!
No, it's stake.
And Zone ... United?
Yeah!
Let's take a quick look at thisadelphia.
Hugh and Nick got collateral?
Nnnnnn...
nine and eleven?
Nine and eleven?
What does a nine and eleven mean?
I'm seeing 911 damage buddy. Alright? I'm seeing 911 damage.
You literally shot anything? Never forget. Never forget. The day close you got 911 damage.
Never forget. Never forget. You guys got double head shot on a roof?
That was pretty cool.
I'm sorry to thank that guy.
Okay, I think it's not as far as time.
Yep.
What?
Yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
Yes sir, it is.
Little bit of Liars Bar.
There's no way we're going into Liars Bar right now.
You got double Kramer headshot.
You wanna keep playing Apex?
I thought you said it's game of sin.
is dog shit okay this game is fucking terrible this is the worst battle rail
out this is the best battle royale to ever exist ever that's 100% true 8.z1
it's not better it's just simply not better i thought you were gonna say it was like a
competitor like fortnite i didn't really have good argument for that but you just said well
Okay, I don't have I I don't I don't have a good argument for that, but it's better. It's better
Mm-hmm. I see you what?
You're live art
That's your life. I'll do live a little cool man. Viber little cool man. Viber
one moment boys. Some swaps you do z's. Here we go. Swaps you do z's. Swaps you do z's.
Here we go. Three people. We have a fourth. We got, who do you want to invite? I don't
We can do we can do anyone. We can do JG, we can do hi-hats, we can do taxi. I always think of taxi
since we don't really play with that guy. It'll be kind of a new variable. Like, is he like, is he racist? Who knows?
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I think you drink it.
You can do it with household people. You only do it before. You only do it before.
Oh, really? Yeah.
I'm gonna have to be a way drunker for this.
No, I didn't know you. It's so fun.
Yeah, I know I played this before, but I'm sober, so I'm like, I can't play this sober.
Have you played it with us?
Yeah, have you played it with us?
Yeah, I'm just repeating what you said.
I'm preparing you to, and we're probably gonna lose.
I'm just repeating what you said.
Oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait,
invite taxi, he's racist taxi.
Just that was taxi.
Taxi taxi.
Um, um.
Um, I'm going to lay something off.
OK, you lay something out there. Go ahead.
We take another we take another shot.
I have to be this.
Well, I kind of want to, I kind of want to bring in, I honestly kind of want to bring
a taxi because I don't play with it much.
I feel like it'd be kind of cool.
I mean, I love tax.
Let's do, let's, okay, let's, let's, yeah, let's bring it, let's bring it taxi for tonight.
We don't have long anyways, we got like 39 minutes.
Oh, oh my god, we do.
And then we'll bring it, we'll do, we'll bring it taxi this time and then next time we'll bring it Genji.
That's what we'll do, that's what we'll do.
Who's taxi?
I don't know much about him, he just said he was racist in the chat.
I'll see you on Thursday, big man, all right, uh, wait, touch you, just touch the other discord.
I don't know.
Can you wait?
I gotta be.
I'm gonna go Tim's.
Oh, I don't have to invite for this.
Can I invite people to yours?
I don't have to invite for this can I invite people here's oh
I don't need I don't yeah, you can find people here, but you just can't give them the mission
Oh
I got I got a pee really bad. So this taxi guy
I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna go back up a bank
Wait, what are we doing?
I don't know. Taxi's joining up, but I don't, I think Taxi's drinking.
Taxi.
Are you on tomorrow morning?
Uh, what was Wednesday?
No, so Monday Tuesday Wednesday, I play with Peanut.
Thursday Friday I stream early.
And Saturday I play with Peanut for Saturday Saturdays.
Yeah, especially Friday you play with Nick and Hutch.
Yeah.
And then when he plays with Nick and Hutch, then on Saturday, I have to carry him back
because he dissolved his money playing with them.
So you're saying Nick and Hutch are terrible?
Yes.
Dude, I got this guy.
I got this guy to $600,000 space dollars.
I have a game!
and Nick and he's at 3,000 on Saturday what what's going on no no we're just
simply talking about every single time we sign on our can we play you're
suddenly at 2,000 space dollars
whatever
there he is
welcome in taxi welcome in
he's definitely
strike one
strike one he's out
he already has the role and he joined the wrong chat taxi you weren't those stupid fuckers
Well, how did they join the wrong chat?
Streamer waiting room! You're a streamer!
I didn't see you there, I didn't know I had that.
I joined a random chat and the first guy I saw join you was a guy named Bent on Fent.
You know me.
In my back, I got him!
You're doing this to yourself! You're doing this to yourself!
I'll take a shot just because I'm stupid.
God, God, God, God, God.
Go drag!
Walk!
That was me. Congratulations. I'll be good to you guys in here. I just went to go get it.
Okay, I went to go in another drink and I'm like, I'm curious on Twitter who tweeted out
about the Venezuela peanut thing, right? I'm like, let me open up Twitter. The Burt Peanut
Do we hear about it?
Me?
I was you!
You did not!
I did that!
Yes!
Wait, with the single, we got him boys!
No way!
He lied to me, he lied to me, he lied to me.
I don't want to see it.
That must have been my brother.
He helps you with the social media accounts.
I didn't know he would post that that's that's on me. That's that's my bad. That's my bad
That's like oh my god. I'm getting a lot of a lot of Venezuelan tweets. I look at it the burnt peanut
That's on me. That's on me. My bad my bad. My bad. That's on me
It's on Instagram too. Oh shit
My bad my bad
Later you were getting caught. You're gonna get caught you get caught can't hide forever
I'd buy you guys everybody guys
He not productions actually you know the accent a my brother he has really ran with this whole thing
He's been like a whole team and super cool
I'm fucking absolute goat at the top running all my shit
Again, my character. No, no, you're new here. This is me. Oh, no, this is
Yeah, I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you absolutely yes. He's the best
He's the best he's the best Peter production Peter productions. He's fantastic. I'm telling you. I'm telling you closeies
But he's a vast absolute best all of them all of them
I
Told you talk funny
What I say when I say I told you attach you talk funny. I knew it. I caught it the bar
Okay, guys, we can't have two sexy rabbits
Tell him peanut and by me dude, okay, I'll be table will start lifting up
Okay, then we all the cards will be quick
Closing you know what you're picking what if we all do this sexy rabbit?
Oh, guys wait, what if we all do this?
Ready
But how do you get a rose in his ear?
How do you do that?
I put it on.
How do you do that?
I did it at the beginning, the meninging screen.
There's like skins.
The meninging screen?
The priest said your skin.
What?
You would have to leave and go back,
and then you would do wardrobe or appearance or something?
Hear me out.
I'm listening.
Wow.
And I am at full focus.
We have 100% of my attention.
I am focused on nothing else but what you are allowed to say.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
All right.
I believe it.
Let's proceed.
Wait, dude, there's another.
Holy shit.
We're talking game.
My god.
We're talking game, talking game, talking game, talking game.
Hello, boys.
And we're, we're, we're.
Hello
Sir?
Wait, is it working?
Is my mic working?
Yeah, your mic's working
I've heard better
Sir?
Show a look down
Oh my god
They're fucking huge
I can't get enough of it
Focus on the game
Oh shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
That's a game.
Could have happened to anyone.
That's a game.
What's the ball up in?
King's table.
Coach, he's a furry.
So this has got to double for him.
And no.
Wait, no.
Bullshit.
Actually, no, I believe it.
Wow.
Real hot thing.
No, no, no, no.
That's Kappa Chungus.
Did you say to me?
That's Kappa Chungus.
It Kappa Chungus deluxe HD.
Call him on his bullshit. Call him on his bullshit.
Go ahead.
Listen, listen, listen.
Whenever whenever he ignores the person next to him, it's because he's
He's strategizing the cards that he has and how to lie to the person that goes after that
I feel like that's normal for any game for anyone
see
Nair I'm gonna call I I this is fucking horses
Actually horseshit. This is I this is horseshit. There is no way
Thank God, thank God, thank God!
Phew!
That was a close one. That was a close one.
Hey Taxi.
Yeah.
Cream.
you wouldn't lie a second time would you go ahead call it I don't know I use all my powers go
ahead call it what do you think what do you think those videos you watch at home
Oh
Jackie you literally had his time run out played a random card you did go ahead. Oh, what even knows that I was
Have anybody could have happened anybody I literally
Let me think about this for a second
I just realized I was cheating.
I have no idea.
What?
I have no idea.
I just have a hunch.
I don't want to try right now.
No, no, let's cheat.
Don't do it.
Oh, damn it, damn it, you guys!
Oh, I mean!
Well, your move, your move.
How do I throw it?
There.
you I is everybody here dense who he has over 17 IQ dude I decided three shots
I genuinely taxi might be because of how fucking dumb he is
totally isn't a mastercard folksy not a mastercard not a mastercard not a mastercard
Oh
It was a master God get ready boys. What is a master card? It's like a visa, but different more fees
Are you putting that at me?
Dude, I will one out of six chance the chance of this shooting me the head is zero literally
I
Your screen
Wait, what am I supposed to throw down here?
I'm stupid
I'm playing a queen only queen and nothing but a queen
Uh, I'm playing
a queen also guys we gotta dump it down even walk we gotta dump it down
even why you stay on look away looks down liar
Yes yes yes, yes!
Don't honor him!
Gooseboot!
Darn it!
It's time.
Say less.
Not say less.
Wait.
You can shoot...
You can choose who to shoot.
I think we have to shoot Peena.
Peena...
Pea...
Oh, you don't have to shoot Peena, you jackass!
I will kill Drag.
Oh.
What the fuck?
I mean...
He's stretched on you.
Thank you, sir.
I helped you win!
You smished!
This I know how you play.
What happens is that you leave like like
Hey, what I don't know close to treasure the only man is one here. I'm so hard right now. That's technically true
That's technically true
Wait, I can only
Fuck.
Really, as long as possible.
In silence?
In someone pissing!
I was taking a nice little sip of my rose.
As long as you're drinking rose.
Yeah, it's what was in the fridge.
Oh, you're really playing your tricks, it's a male.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
call the chief
hey
he knows i want to call him
so he actually put down a queen
so don't make him do it this time
no no no
it's not that i'm a bitch
he's staring straight ahead
he wants me to call him
he's a liar
I have you figure it out now yeah, I look like it
Ah, ah.
Oh, wee!
Let's go!
Good work, bud! Good work!
No, you got it, no, you got it.
Pina, do you want to see something cool? You can do this game.
Give me a job.
So if you look at the ground,
look up at me you can realize the hell it's not what oh it's my turn I can't
show you hold on what's the table I got this hold on quick I can show you my
turn sorry about that from me oh sorry
We go ahead college
Go ahead college
You know in the double double double double double double double double double double double double double
That's what I'm talking about. No. No, I'm doing the double double double double double number
Double. That's the double double.
Oh.
Mmhmm.
Ah, fuck you.
I was doing the double double double.
Brrr.
OK.
Ha ha ha ha.
Shhh.
Ha ha ha.
Queen.
Kisses.
Nyeh.
OK.
All right.
Guys, what the fuck are we doing?
What are we doing?
I don't know about it themselves.
Can you shoot coaxies?
No, no.
Thank you
Oh, it's all it's all. Oh, yeah, okay, he's a good cards
He's a good cards again damn it you I fucking hate you
Why are why are
Oh
Yeah, they can hear us
You some good guys some good guys. I got here we go. Do you sing?
Can they actually hear us yes
Shut up over there bad people out there
Oh
I'm gonna haunt you. I'm gonna haunt you in your grave. Don't do it. No, there's no way
There's no way I can- I'm shooting Drac again!
What?!
Damn it!
That's not nice.
Okay, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in boys, lock it in.
King.
Not going to talk at all.
King.
Liar.
Oooooooooooo!
Ah, see?
Ah!
Let's proceed, Let's proceed!
Let's proceed!
Let's proceed, let's proceed!
Just a quick one...
Oh
That's so huh, yeah
Yeah, huh?
Yeah, yeah, huh? Yeah
Yeah
Yeah.
Just so, huh?
Yeah, huh.
Yeah.
The problem is if I play one and he plays his,
it'll force me to call him a liar.
And if that's a king, we die.
I have to call a lie right now.
It's our only chance because he definitely
sent a king for the last one.
Oh, yeah.
Liar!
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
I just can't play both!
Hee.
Nigh, nigh.
Bitch.
One!
Hooray, hooray, hooray, hooray!
What?
I'm so fucking hungry.
Heee-hee-hee!
You a guy, huh?
You sold?
Closy, Closy, Closy!
Come on in, come on in.
Closy, Closy, Closy!
Ah, Closy's beating him.
No, stay!
Is this when we take another shot?
That's right, that's right.
I was gonna wait for Closy to unmute.
So hard to ever know I did it. No, I did it
Literally sold guys, you know the game. What I'm getting on while off to this. I'm gonna be drunk as fuck while reading
That's why it's close to not I'm muting. Is this guy stupid?
Yeah, fuck. Well, she calls you what was cozy? What was the last card in your hand?
I had a queen. No, it wasn't it. Wait. What type of table was it again? It was a king. Oh, I
I
Fucking hate you you are so dumb you won
Guys guys you had more than eight brain cells that last car would have been a king and that
Now I look like an idiot
Okay
Okay, all right. All right. All right
I'm not just a lot of fun
I want to be delivered. I want to be delivered. She's
massive. You've got significantly ugly ever. Last round. Um, hold that. This is a dream
scenario for me. Holy crap. Oh my god. If you don't know how to play, don't worry. You
You can just die and let us win.
Of course you can do this win.
Uh-huh.
Fuck it, it was fucking it.
How do you play?
You want to get as many hearts as possible.
You can lie about how many hearts you got.
If you lie, you get to it.
I call fucking bullshit.
Uh, Taxi, if you hit the 4-9 key in one...
Do I have to say that I have more?
Or can I say that I have to say that?
more but then you lie you call you just like that again I'm not what if I'm not
lying though I don't know taxi I mean
Double spin double spin
Can you get rid of him quick, of course, I've got you how many hearts you say you had
have zero yes yes yes double spin you can actually once once you get to five
hearts okay so I shut yeah but if I call that I have two hearts and then I
Don't have two hearts
He can call my boy. Yeah. Yeah
So we know he has at least one oh
You get mine revealed I understanding
He doesn't have two hearts calm on that
He's just, just, just calling.
Please call it.
Three hearts.
I'll put Texas, Texas call it.
Alright, buddy. Alright.
Call that motherfucker right now.
Alright, call it now.
I've got four spades, Max-Win!
How do you call it?
Liar.
Motion.
You're crazy. Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah.
Can I hear you? You're talking. We haven't said anything. I'll
again. Who? It is.
You die. You die. Oh, see you later.
Oh, hey!
Is that three boys?
Just us three.
Wow, I'm a lucky boy.
A lot of hearts.
I'm lucky.
Very lucky.
You wouldn't say three, right?
That'd be three.
Very lucky boy.
Unheart.
That's what I fucking thought.
Alright, alright. Looks like I am also a lucky boy.
He's lying! That's the only heart he's got!
Call life fucking dead, you.
Oh a diamond!
Unlucky.
Call my bluff bitch, I dare you.
Do it. Do it.
100% do it. Do it. Do it.
Yeah, yeah.
I better hope you spin on hard brother.
Ah.
Fuck.
Fuck, what am I listening to?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry mom, sorry mom, sorry mom, sorry.
I wish you great luck, I wish you great luck.
Oh, let's go.
Well, how did you do this?
You're dead.
Shut up, dead guy.
Sorry about that.
Oh, I'm a lucky boy.
Yeah, I'm a very lucky.
Lucky boy.
Yeah, I am.
Lucky boy.
Oh boy!
Unheart.
Oh, okay.
Getting fucked!
Fuck this round.
I wasn't very lucky on that one, I'm not gonna lie.
That's double spin.
What?
You see that, you see that!
What the fuck is that?
Ooh, very lucky.
I
Guys we are getting fucked out here. We are getting fucked out here
To arts, oh, yeah, George money suspicious my
I need his bases
Let's see what I get. Oh, I'm a lucky guy. Very lucky, very lucky
What are you looking at?
Spin again
Wait, I don't think you can chase
Oh, dude
Too much
You lucky boy.
You're lucky boy or am I you're not looking lucky, buddy.
You're not looking lucky.
You're ugly.
Bad.
What?
Wait.
How did they do that?
I was actually going to win this.
and around the way the game stops tearing out your tits!
You're so good looking.
Unheart.
Alright.
Alright? Okay, okay.
I'm a lucky boy!
Very lucky! Very lucky I am!
Put three! Very lucky! Very lucky I am!
Two hearts. Two hearts.
That's right, that's right!
Oh my god.
Not so lucky. Not so lucky
Not as lucky as I am
As we can't below us by the heart, that's all we need to do is get the highest amount of hearts and then we're gonna
What is kept?
All that damn speed
What you got liar
OOOHEEE
God you fat bitch don't shake the table next time. Yeah, my no we bondo is you and me
What is a jackpot?
By the way, you could have ended this game like five rounds you guys want to know that
There's a button it's called ex-guit and you can just shoot me because you had more than I did
Are you?
Oh, I'm a very lucky boy. I'm
I'm very lucky.
Three hearts this time!
Three yards?
What the hell?
You better hope this doesn't land on Hardrum. Hit the XQ button, you're dead, pal.
You better hold this doesn't land on the hard because you're dead bodies
Now you bitch
How does Colxy win two in a row
No idea what he's doing
Perfect perfect I did not sell I'm getting off that fucking skin. It's cursed
Yeah, I'm going back to the pig. I'm going back to the pig
By the time why are shots?
Let me tell you some rules.
Once you hit five, if you're the top person on the list, you could execute someone.
Yeah.
Are you ready, sir?
Yeah.
We're gonna drive.
Nick Burks is personal chef against the cook for the whole class also the big
arches close to the arches back in the beginning.
Look how lucky I am.
Oh, too hard.
Oh Mr. Doc Holliday, I'm over three months and one good man, good, I'm mad!
Oh, and Mr. Jacob and Mr. Todd will find one good man, good, I'm mad!
No!
Oh, I can circle.
Guys, do you think it's funny?
I'm calling that shit.
Liar!
Lose again and I'm a go-jerk it?
I won't let you down!
Don't you worry.
We're the winners, but I don't need that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Please, please, I need this.
I need this.
I need this, I need this.
Please, please, please.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
I think it is no way.
Yaaay!
I
See so bad, how are you the first one dead?
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy
Very lucky I am yeah
That's right
Yeah, you're a lucky boy double spin cuz I got so lucky
Very lucky lucky lady
Very lucky very lucky
I am so lucky, I'm gonna catch you, you gonna catch me.
How lucky was that?
That's tough.
How lucky were you?
Very lucky, very lucky, lucky lady.
Lucky for what?
The lucky lady, lucky lucky lady.
Two hearts.
Liar liar hundred and fifty percent the guy's live look at him be sexy liar
I can do that to you buddy
You pig you disgusting back in the pin where you belong yeah
No, sorry about
how many are you saying he said he's a three
oh no I forgot really lucky though
yeah okay buddy okay
I got one you dumbass
are you putting one?
oh I said three
see you later man
don't worry I'll hit the hard
And I'll be all good
Well, I find well
Okay, I'm true I sold that one. I'm not gonna lie to you. I sold that one. I was it. I sold that one
I sold that one that one's on me that one's on me
I
Logs, yeah, you're doing hey, man. I sold that what you have an excellent view. Thank you, sir
John five please on spot
I'm not feeling very lucky on that one.
Very lucky.
Very.
Too hard.
Okay.
What's up, are you good?
I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm I'm watching patient. Very lucky. Very lucky. Very lucky.
I don't know about that lucky. I don't know about that lucky that seems too lucky
very lucky very lucky good good
die bitch die you felt the animal
holy shit
I've gotten too hard even one die so far
He's gonna get me.
Oh, God, please.
I hope you're gonna be okay.
Die, die.
Die, sir, sir, be animal.
Please.
He's racist.
Die.
Please.
Die.
Let's go!
Hurry!
No way close.
He went speed around.
This is impossible.
There's no way this moron is winning back to back to back.
I had the execution.
Perfect.
Possible there's no way this moron is winning back the back the back
I'm not letting close you get a fourp
Lock it in boys lock it in
You're free for this time.
Fuck! Every time we spend this!
Taxi, don't die first.
Okay, boss.
You die first.
Booble-speen.
You got this one.
Wait, how do you go from four hot people to three pigs and me?
Um, I'm actually very sexy.
A diamond.
How do- how do-
Wow, I understand.
One heart.
Okay, don't disturb me for three rounds.
Good work, good work.
Good work, good work, good work, good work, good work.
Alright.
Hey, eyes up here, dickhead.
He doesn't have two hearts.
We swap places. No, I'm a hard as I
How lucky is that? Oh, I'm a very lucky boy
I don't know about that very lucky boy. Oh, I'm all very lucky very lucky over here guys
Very lucky
Very lucky very lucky
Come yeah, yeah, yeah
Very very lucky
No, I'm not going I'm not going I'm not going it. I'm not going it. I'm not going it. Yes
Oh
See you have three hodge
Hi, I can literally see one heart on your thing right now. You didn't have zero hearts. No, man
I had three hearts. Okay good three hearts
What okay? All right. Okay. Okay guys kill Jackie right now
How many did he say yeah three he's dead three
Call him. Call him.
Fuck. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Call him right now. Call him right now.
Dude, dude, dude. Pussy.
Yeah, pussy!
Yeah, I'm a bitch. I don't know.
I got a good hand. I don't want to risk it.
Two hearts.
He's not lying on that one.
Oh, very lucky.
Very lucky. Very lucky.
very lucky it shows very lucky it shows very lucky are you stupid how do you
want to be in a row? if you show lucky we'll do a doubles bad
you boost but i get two hearts and it tells you guys you get two hearts are you dumb
it shows us what are you calling us to this guy very lucky very lucky good go for it i'm
Very lucky, very lucky!
Two hearts!
Call that, call that, call that, call that, call that, don't care.
Don't care.
Call that.
Call that!
Nope.
How do we keep getting funned?
I can't do business!
Bring it in!
No HUD!
One HUD.
You said to not be the lowest of the hearts in the game.
You idiot!
You just didn't kill us.
Call that.
Brat.
Call it.
Oh my god, I got lucky it's fun. Why would you call one heart? Oh my god. I call
Why would you call one heart?
What how was that?
Get hard, get hard, get hard, get hard, get hard, GETHARD!
What?
You're good, you're good, you're good.
And I can still put my hands up.
Yup.
He doesn't have two arms, are you kidding me?
No he does not.
TALL THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Look at him, he's ugly and fat.
What the fuck are you?
sexy and slim your brothers thank you keep looking me I'm gonna fuck you please
my heart he doesn't have one heart I think he's lying I think he's lying oh
Oh, very lucky, very lucky!
Wow, wow!
Wow, everybody, very lucky, very lucky!
That's two hearts!
Very lucky!
I can't be the first one out of a game.
I have no idea how this happened.
I mustn't do it.
someone in the set do something horrible today that made god hate us what is
going on
what you run that's kind of far I'm gonna take a piss
I
Get me over there
I gotta say he's gonna take a piss he's just sitting there
There we go, it's a little better
is that lucky what are you looking at stop motive over yourself brother you lucky
He has two hearts.
Ooh!
He don't call that shit.
Oh, very lucky!
Very lucky!
You fucking pig!
Fuck you!
What you looking at?
No matter I will get a heart, I am certain of it.
I am 100% certain.
Fuck.
Die. Die, Rewind.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
I love taxiing.
Someone, please be close.
Oh boy. I'm back I'm back I'm back.
Nice one.
Oh, okay.
Guys I did so! We got one heart out of the last 10 seconds!
I'm showing.
Someone killed a rabbit.
One heart.
That's the one that's on.
Also, you have an NTU button, there's FYI.
I can't use it, because Shrax is called One Heart instead of Passing.
Hee hee.
One Heart.
You believe that shit?
Taxi, you believe him?
Shut up, pig.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright.
One heart.
Yeah, fuck it.
He just misspecies you?
Yep.
I don't-
I said-
Jenny.
You're dead!
Alright.
IT'S MORE! IT'S MORE!
Oooh, fucking heart.
He's gonna call too.
Whoop!
You might dig from the back, you dumb fucking pig.
Damn! You!
You a pussy!
you are a mad pussy
he's gonna call for
i'm not gonna call for
three
nine
fuck
yo, he's so weird
i don't care if you have three hearts
i'm called
i just want you to know
he has three faults
you did it
you had to call
Oh, yeah.
Say oh, say oh, say oh, say oh, say oh, say oh, say oh,
yeah.
Yes!
Yeah.
You are.
Oh, yeah, right.
Remember, you have the execute button.
You have the execute button.
Yeah, I don't.
No, I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
No, I didn't do it!
Let's go!
No, I wanted to kill Jack!
I wanted to kill Jack!
Can't even do that. I wanted to kill fucking drag.
There's no way.
I'm getting way too ugly.
No, no, no, no.
There's an XQPUSH, XQPUSH, button drop, quickly!
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
I
What is the jack pop up button by the way you are not
They were
And I didn't know what it did so I didn't do the jackpot is for hearts you dumb bitch
No, no the jackpots any of the same but we're like any of the the faces
Oh
Wait, is that true? Yeah, I got jackpot wait. Did my timer just run out
Oh
My god, I'm so lucky
It's in my timer run out wait, how did I just do that?
I'll remember that closing
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
My god.
It's a 40 sweet.
I'm not getting out to go to this either.
I'm not getting out to go to this.
Give me back in there.
Give me back in there right now.
My game is broken.
Okay, I can't switch it.
Dude, you're fucking my ears.
I can't switch it, I can't switch it.
I'd reset the lobby.
How drunk is Peanut?
What the fuck?
Not at all!
There's no way you're hardened like that.
I can be hard all I want buddy. Fuck you
Taxi we fucking sold
No, but we both got jackpot and we both didn't do shit about it
Well that was
I didn't I didn't I think it was so loud. I can't hear anything. Yes, you need my simulated
Missing you mr. Coltsy
Toxie
Okay, I'm playing cupcake. I don't give a fuck like I need something to look at
I
Was sitting across from close to your house being depraved, but I will I will play the rabbit as well
Yeah, thank you solidarity
Thank you. Oh
I will beat it down back go see
Scrabbley
How the hell did this guy get in here coaching? I should you did my I should you invite oh
Yeah
Play it didn't work. Okay. I'll see you one more. I can join us. Yeah, I can join it. There you go
Are you supposed to drink ready up see me at four out straight from the bottle? Yes. Yes
How the arm is doing
Oh
Very lucky
Very lucky very lucky
Call that shit
Shut up shut up. He does not have three fucking hearts
He could call for and I would want hard
We gotta win! We gotta win with it!
Let's go!
I'm not going out first and I'm not letting Ploxy win.
Three hearts.
You guys are so hot.
You're such a treat.
Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you, Sheriff.
That was a compliment, you fucking freak.
You're a treat.
I think right now everyone is-
Guys, Ploxy does not have three hearts.
Are we being so serious right now?
I don't know if I don't have three hearts call him right now
I know he's
A statistical anomaly you shut up and statistical anomaly two hearts guys. Well, we got
There's no way we let go. She's gonna be three hearts. Are we serious?
Oh very lucky very lucky
Very lucky. Very lucky!
Very lucky!
Very lucky! Very lucky!
Two hearts.
Very lucky!
Oh, damn it.
Uncautious. Uncautious.
drag drag if this guy says three hodges
call him immediately oh my god he's gonna go through the odds do not let him
okay I would have believed you don't pull it don't pull it look at the best
seat now I got rabbit lady in Kelly true I got double rat lady with one cat
lady
Oh my god
I didn't let me choose I didn't let me choose that I wanted to choose
Is it red?
It's not a pirate voice.
Oh, it's the lowest guy. It's the lowest guy on the board. It's the lowest guy on the board.
It really hurts.
It's the lowest guy on the board, boys.
That's how it works. It had to be sexy. It had to be sexy.
Liar.
That ain't pussy.
No fucking way.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness
I'm so happy that you're still alive as a friend but for any artillery alternative motive or whatever
All right, here we go.
Oh, very lucky, very lucky.
Very lucky.
So lucky I'm gonna do a double spin.
Double the lug.
Whoa, very lucky.
Very lucky indeed.
I have no idea I don't know I have no idea
wait dude even though Jackpot is yes yes and I haven't liar okay all right you
got me
you got me yeah I just realized what Jackpot means you got me you got me you
You got me, you got me, don't worry, it's gonna be a heart, we're all gonna be safe.
Let's go, let's go!
No way!
There's no way both of you died!
Very lucky, very lucky, lucky lady!
Call that a C-Club G.
You're an idiot you call one you call one even if you call one I kill him
Me?
Right?
What's going on?
I haven't gone.
No I haven't gone.
If you called one.
Oh yeah.
I mean, if you called one oh, yes, I killed track
What I don't understand what's going on
Well, I had said what I said do I
Okay, all right, we hatched buddy. Are we being serious?
Yo, please God, we being serious. Are we being so serious? Come on. Come on.
Call it. I might be the luckiest one in the table.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
It's not right now.
Let's go.
Well, that's right.
Hold on now.
We're down.
I'm just...
A R E A N G
Mono-E-Mono-G
Mono-E-Mono
Unheart
He won't die, he won't die
He won't die
I didn't look at it
Well, well, well
Coach, see there's you and me
just you and me just me and you and me you and me you and me guys just two guys
you guys are pretending to be lady rabbits two dead bodies next to us it's
like any other Tuesday nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with that you
You know, you better fucking clutch on the wall.
I'm clutched on, I'm clutched on.
Don't you worry.
Fuck.
Oh, my heart.
That killed him.
And that, you finally did it.
Bam!
You finally, you finally did it.
God yeah
I had to call the liar there I had to call liar there if I called liar there regardless at least I have a chance
Well, I wasn't lying
I
Might be the unluckiest motherfucker on this planet. I think in the entire time yet
No, no, no, no, listen to me and the entire time we've been playing I've probably got ten hearts total
Probably like seven to ten hearts total. No joke. I got no joke
Ah, well, if you didn't play it, I lied every time.
Oh, you died a lot.
So that'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'm getting off.
Ooh.
You boys have a good one.
That was fun, boys.
That was fun.
Appreciate the game.
I'm getting off.
Damn.
Didi, boys.
Didi.
Godspeed, boys.
Godspeed.
I'm getting off! I'm getting off! I don't know how to play nice!
I'm getting off! I'm getting off! You boys have a silly little night full of silly little dreams,
perhaps, as well as silly little things per chance, per baby, if you ever so desire.
Oh
We miss IP but what is one good man good man
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, but it used to the bobcat. So I don't ever heard of that, but I'm sure I will see it in some point
Nice please I can't feel how to play guys
Hands off the sides.
Don't move.
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy.
Oh, I need a burger.
I need a burger, and I need to take a shit.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Good night now.
Good night now, everybody.
Good night, everybody.
He died!
Take it and get the massive synchronized beatdown!