you
You
Lets go, lets go, one more boys my six red light is escaping me, there we go, how are
you buggy ladies doing on this fine Whack-a-doodle Wednesday gentlemen.
Mmmm.
Fantastic.
Peanut fuck me.
No not right now sir, not right now.
thank you that is a mighty suggestion good sir a mighty suggestion thank you
sir mighty suggestion mighty suggestion um um bitch says lagging oh bitch says
muted oh oh oh bitch says lagging or muted oh oh oh there we go gotcha
God's yeah. God's yeah. God's yeah. God's yeah. Now listen boys
Holy shit. I'm actually I was hard to get there for a second. I was hoping you'd go away
But let me catch my breath really quickly. Hi guys, you know what? I'm good, man. I'm fucking fat. Oh
Just give me a second
Give me a second. Give me say it. All right. Okay. All right. I'm back. Okay. We're good
Kind of okay. We're good. All right, listen listen listen very carefully gentlemen very carefully
Tonight, we will be playing Arc Raiders with none only than Mr. Cloaksy and Mr. Hunch MF.
I'm honestly not sure if Hunch is going to show up 50-50 shot. I have no idea. 50-50.
We'll roll those dice. We'll roll those dice. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
Also, he'll be showing up late no matter what, so even if he does show up, it's late, you know, whatever.
So that's the dealio. That's the dealio with that also also
I don't know if you boys have seen this. Let me see if I can pull it up
We see if I can pull it up. Let me see if I can pull it up
Hold up you you sit you sit tight you boys sit tight for a second sit tight sit tight
Let me see if I can pull it up here something. I wanted to show you boys
Here we go
There it is right here. Oh
Oh, oh, well
Okay, okay, well, okay. Well, this was shit. Well now it's not as cool anymore
Well, let me see if I can pull up another chart. Hold on. Wait one second one moment one. Maybe that one's old maybe that one's old
Okay, there it is there it is there it is. Okay. Okay. Here it is. Okay. Take a look at this boys
Here take a look at this boys. Oh
Oh, this is the Steam's top-selling chart that if you wouldn't mind peering at spot number uno.
Spot number uno.
Right there, boys.
Right there.
It's Apex Legends.
Yes, sir, boys.
That's it, boys.
Also, I heard from hideouts that apparently you know that game that we played last night where it said like Gundam
I go whoop them Gundam style
Apparently that's like super big in Japan. I don't know what the fuck it means
But we're gonna go ahead and take credit for this because I don't know what Gundam means
I appreciate you guys don't know what the fuck Gundam means
So we're gonna go ahead and take credit for this am I right boys?
Am I right?
Oh
It's Korean it's something. I don't know but you know whatever I don't know what the fuck it means
Mmm, I thought I had one more thing. Did I have one more thing? I said that was kind of cool
I said that was gonna go what yeah, I could have swear. Oh, oh one more thing one more thing
One more thing
Mmm, you're blind as a motherfucker. We jump on
What? Where? Where'd I miss? Did I miss something?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I don't know, Max Holloway lost. Yes, we don't. Ooooooooh!
That's another thing. Thanks for reminding me, thanks for reminding me boys!
Guess who? Well, I guess I kinda just ruined it, but...
Pretend like you didn't just hear me read that shit.
Who were playing with tomorrow live on stream?
Max on the way you you didn't guess it you couldn't guess it you didn't guess it
That's right boys, that's right boys. We're bringing them on I think it was tomorrow tomorrow Thursday, right?
Yeah, tomorrow Thursday. I think it's tomorrow tomorrow. We're bringing mr. Max on the way
We're gonna show him the ropes we're gonna show him the ropes and we're gonna see what we're gonna see what's going on
Also, I have a question for you boys.
I want you to pretend like I'm stupid and know literally nothing, okay?
Can you guys get in that mindset for a second?
Alright, apparently, God, okay, good, good.
I'm there, okay, perfect, perfect, okay, good.
Done, alright, good, perfect.
Alright, don't have to pretend being a guy.
Okay, I was looking at who to play with this week.
I was texting Hutz, I was texting Kloge.
I would see what was going on.
You know what I'm talking about?
And then I heard Mr. Nick Merritts
was doing a little something on Friday.
What was he doing?
What is he doing?
What's going on?
Who, who, who even is that guy?
He's playing something called
Lack Out.
I know we kind of brazed over there
and something to do with Call of Duty,
but I don't really know what the fuck it is.
Do is that gonna be cool? Do we play that on Friday with them? Do we do we take a look at it?
I feel like well let me pull up a picture of it so I know what it is first. It's an isn't it?
It's in its own game
But I'm isn't on the store. Let me see
black
out
Is it this one for 199?
No, they don't call it anyone sounds like for 199. Yeah, we can hear boys. I'll do that stuff for 199
Hmm, well, what where's it? Where how do I find it? How do I find it?
How how do I find it? How do I find it? It's free. Well, where is it? Well, like he said on the steam store
It's in war zone
Hmm. Hmm. Oh, there's a bitch. Oh, there's a bitch thing. Oh, hmm. There's a bitch thing.
Oh, hmm. There's a hmm. Um, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll pin that one. Well, let's put a pin in that
Let's let's put a pin in that one and we'll revisit it later. That's what that's what we'll do
That's what we'll do. We'll put a pin in that one and we'll revisit it later. That's what we'll do
Your mama is very interesting, I don't I is that Gigi's alt account well, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Honestly boys, I'm probably gonna say we're probably not gonna play it, but I you know me
I love playing new stuff even if it's this that of the other thing so I mean
Probably low chance we play it, but I'm not gonna rule it out. I'm not gonna rule that who knows who knows who knows who knows
Who knows who knows who knows?
Open some CS cases. Oh, that's another thing that's that's another thing
I saw Tim the tap man and Nadeshot and a couple other guys playing CS 2. What's all that about?
I love that game should we be playing CS2? Oh, I love that game
We said they go down to your tournament it's your tournament going on is something why they all played it. Oh
It'll be so racist though. I was only like five of them. You can just be them you can just be them you can just be them play Valorant
No, no, I don't think I'm gonna do that
What do we get max hallway on a scary game, I will think it all out later
Well, I just wanted to give you guys some stuff to mull over tonight would probably could be playing
Awkwardness mostly because Hunch says he doesn't really like Apex because he sucks at it
I told him I said you're not gonna get better by not playing it
So we're probably playing awkwardness unless the hunch gets off which is a decent chance
He dies and then we can either keep playing awkwardness or we could face some apex or whatever we want to do
Okay, well, yeah, we just have a good night. We just have a good night. Mmm
Deadlock, dude, I sort of know what that is. I like everybody's been like, oh deadlock should be the greatest game
I think I'm thinking the right game did actually be the greatest game ever, but like it's already released
It's been released for many years or it's not released yet, or if I'm thinking about the wrong game
Wait, my deal right there. What's dead long? Oh?
Wait each of it by now. That's a good game. That's a good game right there
Just got my wife to try the big arts she loved it she's
She's she's she's arching she's arching
I can't read that fast I can't read that fast I can't read that fast. Let me see if close. He's ready
We might have to run a quick solo. Let me see if mr. Close. She's ready. What time is it 723?
Yeah, he should be ready. He should be ready. Let me see. Let me see. We might have to run a quick warm-up
Let me take a little peep. Let me take a little peep. I'm calling them right now
Ring ring ring ring it's rigging it's rigging. I've got the shoe mode on you can't be here the rigs
I got dairy yesterday up good
nations
Nations
You just start pooping in front of each other. You know that one of the baby benefits
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oh
MMMMMMMMMMM
Oh, well I didn't enter. Alright, click more frame. Alright, let's ride!
I pooped in public yesterday.
Okay, alright... Okay.
Don't write, okay, alright.
Okay, all right. We level up as well.
I think you can do that.
We go right here to quick warm up, quick warm up.
There we go, there we go.
Oh, also by the way, boys, wait, let me check on it.
Let me check on it.
I've also got this new thing called a UPS.
So now when the power goes out, the stream won't go down.
It's really cool. It's like this black box
Pretty cool boys pretty cool silence. Yeah boys. No, just not you boys. No, so we have much more security in the stream
I got the one shroud gone. I don't understand anything about him. So I just copy whatever he got
Yeah, do tech do tech do tech. I'll tell you boys. I'm telling you sweet
It says if the power goes out it says it can run my entire setup for 11 minutes
That means if the power goes off we can play for 11 more minutes
Yeah, yeah, not too shabby boy, not too shabby.
Internet needs power.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.
LET'S RIDE!
The wind is so loud, we can hear it down here.
I'd say keep your eyes open, but good luck with that.
Thank you for reminding me about that, sir.
I genuinely forgot that.
I will be purchasing a second UPS tomorrow, and I will put it where the Internet comes
from.
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking sir, good thinking!
Thank you sir, thank you sir!
Let us proceed, let us proceed.
One minute late, we're on the poop side of the map.
Under the guise of the hurricane, we should be able to cross the devalucy with ease.
Oh, now, fair that guy for calling you dumb.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Oh!
Take that, Hoodlum! Take that!
Take that, Clike, and take that!
Who quit dodging?
Stupid robot bitch.
That's how you deal with the clickers. That's how you deal with the clickers boys. Too easy. Too easy. Not even a scratch at me.
I'm gonna pretend I'm white.
Oh.
It passed, it passed, it passed.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get a good tower with a great haste.
Who's that?
Is that us?
Oh.
Is that us? What is-
Fuck him, fuck him.
There's a guy!
Oh, there's some weed!
There's some weed!
He should be right down here.
There he is!
Activating the bridge!
There's us!
Fuck his ass!
You get your ass back here with your city right now. Oh, that didn't go good for me.
Sir, I was just playing with you. What I meant to say was I'm a PvE player and I
had a desk bomb. I'm actually a PvE player. I'm a PvE player. What I do is I go around
looking for resources. Sometimes I even give out free resources. But sir, hold on
now, sir. Hold on one second, sir. Alright, okay, perfect.
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent, babe. Well, God hates us, gentlemen. God hates us.
I don't know why there was a rocket here at the exact moment of conversion with the gentleman
Check that guy's PC immediately. I don't know if you could read that but all right. Okay. All right. Okay. Well
The plan never goes good on the first try. No need to worry. No need to worry
The second time is the charm. The second time is the charm. I'm gonna bring significantly
less good stuff because I'm 99% certain we're gonna get our pussy wailed until Mr. Close
He Arrives. That's the new plan. That is the new plan, gentlemen. That's the new plan.
Mm-hmm, you got some of these bad boys a little bit of that
Let's start putting them in my butthole as well
Here we go
I'm also not even gonna be bigger blue shield really have two of those for the rest of the night
Here we go a green shield like you do
Don't I mean the big arts night. I just had a Jimmy not a Jimmy John's on Jersey Mike's sandwich
I got the giant one. Don't you worry boys the bug the latest digestive tract is back on track gentlemen
I'm eating yet again that meal for three days. Go has no power over me anymore
Grab I could just watch this bunch head right by mr. Chicken house your memo
Here we go.
Oh, I brought three keys too, that's what I got.
Put that right there, and then we'll put this right there.
Then we ride.
Excuse me.
Mm-mm.
He takes it, I don't know, Mr. Bruce.
I don't know.
We're playing with Mr. Hodge and Clonksy.
Clonksy, for some reason, hates the game,
even though if there's someone who has A, H, T,
and does whip-its and does meth, it would be Clonksy.
So I don't know how he doesn't like Apex and also Hunch is kind of bad at it.
That's what he told me.
So he doesn't like to play it.
50-50.
50-50 on that boys.
Now one moment.
I have made a great mistake.
First sip of the night.
The nectar of the gods.
Vector of the Gods. That'll do it boys. That'll do it.
That's that new nifty 11% right there boys. That's not that 9.5% that's the new 11%.
Who do Rage of Tasting battery asses? Keep sipping on your water beer you pussy.
Now LET'S RIDE!
I
Hold up, I'm pretty sure I just saw Jack say something very important. What did you say Jack? What'd you say?
Folks he didn't want to get off last night. He loves it
That is quite true, Mr. Drag
Now that you mentioned it, I do recall that mr.
Clokesy himself did not want to go to liars bar
Hmm, quite a peculiar statement. Quite a peculiar statement.
Uh, he's playing hard to God? Begot him? Exactly, exactly!
I'm telling you, there's no way Cokesy doesn't like Apex. It is the...
Cokesy is the embodiment of Apex.
He looks like he does constant ADHD medication from sunset to dawn.
or the backwards of that I never learned those but from when the day it starts to
like the other part you know I'm talking about oh my god fuck
guy guy listen to me I'm you're gonna make me look like a bitch in front of all
my friends please don't sir sir listen to me listen to me I have to get one
right in before my other friends get here what everybody's gonna call me pushy
And they're gonna say the only reason I win is because I have good friends if you don't let me go right now
It's gonna be a catastrophic butterfly effect that could destroy the world and
God will hate you I
Will suck you for a revival
Quite a lot there
Sir, I can't hear you sir, I can't hear you
Oh, hold on now, sir. Hold on. Wait a minute. I can't hear you. Oh my God. Even beautiful boys
Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right, okay
Hey, that guy's name is Anne Frank. All right. Okay. All right. Okay, but a never mere warm-up
Oh, it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty
Just you wait just you wait. I know these have the best. I know it. I know
But it's about to turn around right now. I'm not even a look at the chat doing this next rain
I'm not even a glance over
Take that
of this and that and this and a little bit of this here we go here we go
then a green seal like to do then we ride I know I'm going in improperly
equipped but we're gonna die anyway so you know like kind of whatever I'm not
damn it I'll be getting my ass pounded out there buddy don't have much money
thanks chief thanks let me know if you see anything else thanks for the inside
scoop big man I appreciate that let me keep those people's help let me know if
you see the house also if you've a spare moment between spotting things try
fucking yourself 30 times it wouldn't do my floor from Home Depot if you would
mind. I just farted. I can't read that fast. I can't read that fast. I'm switching to
YouTube chat.
Hmm...
Lad your live so you can raise my kids instead of me.
Okay, switching back to Twitch chat.
Oh, there's no time. Let's ride!
Let's go to that location.
Third time's the charm, boys.
Third time's the charm.
Alright, buddy. Third time is the time when has anything ever gone bad on the third time?
Follow me, boys.
Yeah, did we never. Exactly.
Yeah, there was no World War III.
We didn't drop a third one on Japan.
Yeah, there's like other things there was no third tower. Yeah, I'd like to stop right there
I'm sorry guys. I just thought of so many things. It didn't have three things
We're delicate into you that I let ride
Oh great that did nothing
I was circumnavigating the mechanical pizza. It is too powerful for us
I was gonna find this little bugger sir you're saved you're saved you're saved
you're saved you're saved oh my god yeah you're saved you're saved sir oh my god
I won't get him oh my god
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ!
There's a close one!
Sir! Sir! You're saved! You're saved!
Where are you? You're saved! You're saved!
Sir! You're saved! You're saved!
Just let me know where you're at so I can revive you! You're saved!
You're saved!
Where'd he go?
Oh, there he is. Mr. Silly. Oh, of course. Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect. Alright, okay.
Alrighty. No matter, no matter, we will take out this clicker and return.
Oh, oh, why the fuck are you fucking fucked?
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Alright. The plan never goes good on the third
try it is the fourth try where it really signs perhaps another perhaps wait perhaps one more please
if we get my group together one moment gentlemen one quick moment
there we are in a quick green shield a quick green shield here we are perfect
Hmm one of these bad boys some of these gentlemen
Here we go perfect what a sweet delight there we are
Take this bad boy
There's some heavy ammo like to do
I
Bunched shotgun ambulance stand by accident. No worries. No worries. We'll get some
Heavy ammo here. There we go. Oh right now. We're cooking now. We're cooking
Here we go
Then we'll get some fin to now for mr. Chicken
huh
Okay, we won't be doing that now we ride
All right, all right. Oh, okay. Here we go. What time is the term? I'm not going back
to the hurricane. That shit is AIDS. I'm not doing that. Hit your money up. You always
look like I'm trying to do it. It's easy.
My ass, fuck!
There's no time, there's no time now, let's ride!
Now it's time to get serious, boys.
Now it's time to get serious.
eight minutes late, and build it hand.
Oh, I hear a little something.
We're gonna do some circumnavigation around the space Jesus.
We do not have facilitators.
Take him down.
The intro's are lasting longer than you so far.
Well, as long as I lasted,
pounding your dad's butthole last night while whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
So I guess you can add that to the rankings you bids.
Now follow me gentlemen, follow me boys!
To boot power!
Stay frosty now.
Oh, well, you can let him shoot that rock that doesn't really seem to be doing much for us.
My goodness.
Shh!
So much retargeting that shield right there.
Do that.
There he is!
Oh
Thank God
Fuck you sir, fuck you that shot was supposed to hit it was gonna be cool
Time to die oh
Shit oh shit oh shit
Stupid bitch.
Well, well, well, well, well.
What do we have here?
What do we got here?
I heard your name, bro.
I have to try, but...
No one has ever defeated me before.
Boy, I'm a freak.
Do you have no idea how homeless I am?
Fuck you fuck you sir. I need your free kid
What the hell?
Yeah, he was calling me slurs. I had to I'm usually a PvE player
I can't believe this, hold on.
I was added a little bit of
goop. Little bit of goop here.
Here we go. All right. Now we
off. I love you too.
How is this your pal here?
No, I'm just a fan.
I'm a big fan.
That would be great.
Here, here, here.
He takes it.
You can take this.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Yes, yes, yes.
Viva blueprint!
Thank you, sir.
On we go, on we go, on to our next victims.
That is going pretty good.
On we go on we go on to our next victims
That is going pretty good. He says going pretty good boys
Don't you worry, I've got him
Now we have to find the next hooligans
No, I'm all good. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Have you guys heard any other shots you say any other hooligans we can kill
Hmm
Oh, let's take another peep then shall we
Any goodies in here
The honor is all mine say the honor is all mine. Oh, oh, thank you. Good. Oh, thank you. Good sir. Oh, thank you
Next person we see kill him no matter what nobody nobody they say the fucking pub kill him
all right boys all right boys all right boys
I think I heard what up here called master who we follow me brothers
George! Oh fuck!
Where'd that come from?
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
There he is, there he is!
Get him boys!
Don't the stairs, don't the stairs, I got it!
No, it worked!
Hooray!
Oh!
Yeah, please!
I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, sir.
I need your stuff.
I don't need you to set me.
I need your shit!
Godspeed, sir, Godspeed!
God speed oh my god, he's dumb and poor
Quickly on to the next victim follow me brother follow me
You go go go
There he is
oh is that the good guy that's the bad guy that's the bad guy
got him!
hey sir yes sir you're mine now buster
fuck you good sir fuck you time to die
oh well see you in the bench I will go with that
Oh something's not scored. Thank you boys, thank you boys.
Alright, I'm going to put my drink right down.
I don't got anything. You got anything?
I don't got anything, Mr. P.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Oh, you can keep your keys.
Who is that?
Somebody at the top.
Oh
We need a deep end stand
Oh, come on grandpa come on come on over grandpa
We're gonna get you don't you worry you be back in front of the devil
Hello good day
You have a deep end
How are we doing sir?
Not too good, we're looking for a defense.
We're looking for a defense. Do you have one?
We need defense.
Sir, do you have a defense?
Let's go!
There we go, there we go!
Oh, hunnilup boys, hunnilup boys, hunnilup hunnilup hunnilup hunnilup
What's here? What's up?
HUNNILUP HUNNILUP HUNNILUP HUNNILUP
Hunnila hula
You see that guy?
Pfff
Right?
What guy?
There in the blue?
Uh huh
He's evil
Fuck
KILL HIM QUICK
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
HUNNILUMP
DEEEEES ASS KILL HIM
Oh
Now let me just make sure the loot's not poisonous one moment boys
Got a double check don't want any of my soldiers getting hurt out here, of course. There we go. I lose that poisonous
Perfect perfect. All right now legs
the hell is that guy?
SHUT UP!
Yo, get up.
Trying to sneak up on us, didn't ya?
YEAH!
We've been missing loots of voices!
I'm getting pissed on! I'm getting pissed on!
Shoot it, boys! Shoot it!
Oh
He's dumb and poor that was worth nothing. We kill that guy for no reason
That's okay. Yeah, you can take it you can take it big man. That's all yours. Now, let's leave
Follow me
We're taking this jumpy. I know it's not much. It's all this work
You got the bananas in the cans too
Twizzies
Looking good on your chief looking good
Now if we see anyone else boys
I don't care how nice they are or how many kids they say they have or I don't care
How early they got to wake up for work tomorrow. I need their goop. We kill them
Onside
That's right, that's right
You're fine.
These are fine soldiers right here.
They just left us nature over there.
Yellow.
Yellow?
You can come on.
Keep it down here.
Take those, take those, take those.
You're fine with me.
That's how it's done, that's how it's done.
Oh.
Hey, I thought you turned on us
He turned on us for a second there
Not worried there for a second now. He turned on us for a second. All right boys. Let's ride
Thanks, but so mercy you're smooth, and you smooth
Follow me brothers charge
He's going northeast
He's going to quit!
He's going to use all his equipment!
Oh!
Gotcha!
Who the hell is this guy?
He's a loser!
Quick!
AHHHHH!
THERE HE IS!
THAT'S THE GUY!
DON'T WORRY BOYS, I GOT HIM, DON'T YOU WORRY BOYS!
Oh.
You die here today, must you?
I
That's right, that's right. Okay, we're gonna help you. All right, we're gonna help you get back to Spuron
Everyone I've owned every bullet in your magazine into this man right now
Now, let's make sure the goop is poisonous, so you can be poisoned, you can be poisoned,
be careful.
No.
That's his soldier right there, he's risking it.
You can go.
Oh what's that? Oh a quick celebration, a quick celebration. Now we leave.
Let's leave. Did we have a hatch key? Oh well you find your way. I highly doubt that big man. I highly doubt that.
I
What's your space dollar account looking like money cuz I'm on about fifty thousand
Oh that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that guy let me tell you let me
tell you I know I'm telling you I'll clutch like a 1v12 and then he'll just
come in and screw it all up exactly somebody get to thank you but your
five children right there boys that's your five children right there
Oh
Oh, yeah, that's what was unnecessary
Right now we should battle
This was a fine raid boys
I would have not ran it with anyone, but you gentlemen you boys are fine soldiers
I would find side by side with any day of the week
Thank you boys
Now this concludes my 13th game in a row without dying you guys know that yeah
You're doing pretty good tonight
Rip the good. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you for the quick service. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Here we go. Oh, yeah, oh, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Oh
Oh, thank you boys
Thank you boys. Oh, thank you boys
thank you boys out our value when I'm six thousand picking all that up inside
quickly boys inside back to spain Godspeed gentlemen Godspeed perfect I
I love you too, sir!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
Not too shabby, boys, not too shabby.
Farrow one, yes sir, yes. That's...
That's for itself, or I think a thousand.
That's worth it for me. That's worth it for me.
I don't know how I picked up seven weapons at the end, and our value went up by six thousand space dollars.
That one doesn't... That one doesn't add up.
Oh, oh, and Coltsy's here too.
Oh, well, I guess it's time to stop winning, gentlemen.
We're bringing Coltsy in.
Time to stop winning.
Coltsy, welcome in.
Logsy welcoming!
I'm sure you'll be here in just a moment. In just a moment. Let me sort my
One goop, one moment, boys, one moment.
Cycle this bad boy, sell this gentleman, sell this bad boy.
So that for 2,000, yeah, fair one.
Oh, that only sells for 326, but that's $326 we didn't have.
Oh, welcome in, close welcome in.
Hey, are the rays been?
couldn't be better, literally.
Are you winning?
I can't stop winning.
I literally can't stop winning.
I've tried to lose and I can't do it.
Wait, that's good.
Because normally you can't stop dying.
Wait, that's really good.
Nice, good job.
Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.
I have won.
I'm ready for it, but good.
That's good.
four raids in a row by the way. Wait that's really good. So if you lose it's your fault. Wait are you okay?
So are you like are you like killing everyone or are you just teaming up with the entire lobby and
then 10v1ing everyone? What? I mean teaming up? That's I'm pretty sure that's against rules.
is it I don't think so well either way I didn't do it I've killed everyone on the
map every right mm-hmm it was just something I threw out there I know you
probably didn't do it you're still levels way higher but I would just say you
know there's no way that you do something like that was just exactly
exactly I'm sorry that's okay everybody makes mistakes every other thing
everybody makes mistakes everybody has those days don't you worry Mr. Coles you
know I've it's been raw talent determination and initiative mm-hmm I
well I'm ready to go I'm voice holy shit that's great here
there's a water fountain over here I was gonna fit a native blueprint oh that's
good. There's something nifty. That's good. Here we go.
Talk to Mr. Chicken. Here we go. All right. Okay, which
more charges. The hut is here to welcome in hot tower you
Hello fat. I second that.
Of course you see me. Of course you see me. Of course you see me.
Oh, guys, guys, get the press on the line.
What is it today, man? Chocolate?
You see chocolate exactly like the grandmas.
I'm going to go back and watch it.
You sound exactly like it.
What's you there?
I mean, tortilla, but I made a pizza out of it.
I put cheese and pepperoni on a tortilla.
You're so fat.
Long, long, long.
That sounds delicious.
I'm pretty sure that's.
Hello, good sir.
Welcome back.
It's just I'm pretty sure that's game. Hello. Good sir. Welcome to the team. Welcome to the team
You guys ready to bring a win tonight
To rage how long before we rage to a different game I give it
An hour. Yeah, yeah, that's unfair. That's unfair. All right
Oh, man, he ain't by before you ride.
Oh, yeah, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing, that was the preliminary, let's
ride to the main, let's ride.
So we're safe.
We're safe.
That's the let's ride to go to my loading screen.
Oh, the pre-comaction.
Yeah.
Something like that, something like that.
Oh.
Hudge.
Oh, there you are.
Come on in.
The water's mine.
I was eating.
Oh.
Yeah, no, yeah, we, yeah, we, yeah, we clean that one up, we clean that one up.
We can't repair the blue shield. We can't read. We can't wear it. All right
I ran out of ends though if oh my god, I'm going to be angry. I did I literally can't stream without that
I like I there is there is few things on this planet. I won't stream because and that's one of them
like it has to be some type of
Significant natural disaster or Zens only means I'm canceling
Or if I look at what I'm watching this or sickness
What's it this was a stream through sickness? You see
That's a big sneeze why I see through sickness to I just don't treat you sick this it takes me by voice. He's like a new
You just backed up me getting off-straight.
Uh, well you have a huge win off because of his knees.
Because what did his knees do?
Need you a binge?
Maybe.
I fuck you.
I lost my voice.
Yeah okay buddy.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright buddy.
It's a tru!
Lost your manhood.
That's what you lost.
No you know what I lost a big arch and I'm still looking for it.
Have you got one since that day?
Nope, I refuse
Actually, that's a lie. I tried to order McDonald's the other day and fucking loan behold
They didn't fucking deliver it either. It was like two hours pushback. So I said screw it and cancel. I that I
That is horrible. That is horrible. It's a curse. It's a curse. It's a big arch
That's what happened to me like three days ago
That's why I felt sick like on Monday because I ordered Jack in the box when they were taking so long
I thought I was gonna auto-cancel tonight ordered McDonald's and then they both came and I ate them all
That's my biggest fear. I just cancel like I know I'm gonna get half my money back
I know I'm gonna get over and I just accept it
I get like 10% of my money back
It'll be like a $60 order and they'll give me a little sale. Oh, here's your 11 dollars 27 cents
13 bucks to go fuck yourself. Yeah, here's 13 bucks and a 14 inch veiny dildo if you want to use it
You wouldn't yeah
These question for you how are you so fucking lazy you can't go down the road and get big dogs for yourself
I use question for you big man
Fuck you is that a hit sir. I feel like I
Feel like it tastes better
You know you have to exert no effort to get it you're talking about dog
Let me tell me speak to the people of you speak to me. Let me speak to people now
Now I love going to get food because you can put on a couple jams, go down the road, listen to your favorite music.
But sometimes you just want to sit there and do nothing.
Amen.
Let's ride!
I wish I could stand up and give you my boy a good man, good man!
Thank you my boy, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Uh, hey, did you just call me a different day?
I just want to die today!
I want to die!
What is he wearing?
Wearing
Somehow you got ugly a close you have a job this much
Follow me boy follow me gentlemen another beautiful day and the trees the wind in my hair
I
Nothing's changed nothing
Buddy I'm out there on Christmas vacation you jackass I forgot you give him some time. Yeah, sorry. Oh
We are late I just realized we're the last one Harry
Sorry.
Take that, Clanker!
Take that!
Oh, God, yeah.
That'll be cool.
Everything on Valentine's Day, BK.
Either on Valentine's Day, BK.
Yep.
I forgot, I forgot.
Bro, I put myself in a food coma today.
What'd you eat?
There's always so much food.
I had 20 sushi rolls, chicken katsu,
good, samiso soup, good, and then a bottle of lychee sake, good.
I like how everything with the first thing wasn't English.
That's how you know it's going to be good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's right.
All of the boys everyone's dying. Oh Trentis
You got the group of the rain. Oh, I believe it also be a little slow
All of the boys you just my gamer chair for maximum 15
They're complaining down there
That I was just a thirst she thirsted that guy. It was super late
I try one
Yeah, I'm a friend of cockroach. Okay. Yeah, they wallet. Oh
Don't be slaughtered
Watch right here
I'm going
down below down below we're doing it you see that wasn't from these gentlemen
might have been actually he's like a thousand dead people here yeah so many
door my wall there's a guy screaming peanut oh he could be talking to someone
else oh oh he's down oh okay wait this is what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna keep
saying where are you where are you and pretend like I can't find them and then
what if you guys find a pretend to be part of someone else's team we kill them
in case we don't have to feel bad about it.
Are you ready?
Okay, you ready?
Here we go.
All right, here we go.
You ready?
Oh, I'm coming.
Where are you?
Coachy, coachy, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Where are you?
I'm looking for you.
Where are you?
Coachy, go!
I'm not kidding.
Don't kill him!
Where are you?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I heard there was another team around, though,
so watch out for them.
What the I'm looking everywhere and I can't find ya
What that he's not he's the hell are you?
I've got this to be later here. I come
Thank you, you're doing the Lord's work
You're quite the pickle there, sir.
You see him?
You're quite the pickle, huh, sir?
So, so, so, so, so, so, funny, funny story, I'm also from Kentucky, so, you, but,
by chance, if I were not here, you should totally deep in me, I will also, I choose
snappes and I'm late and I'll give you one.
I always thought I'd get out of here.
You sound like someone who might order the same food, close the gate tonight.
I'm not sure what he's saying.
Okay, okay.
See if you can deep in him, I'll let him discuss.
I don't have a deep in him.
How do you know you haven't eaten yet?
I'm poor, I can't afford him!
We have to eat him.
Uh, okay.
Don't you worry sir, don't you worry!
I don't even think you can.
He'll be up and at him!
Good man, good man, alright, let's see what happens.
Okay, I'm T-Po's and we'll stop.
He's in the unstuck.
I
We get out of there he's gonna I'm stuck you get the top one for
That word
Hahaha.
You alright?
You alright there, G? You doing good?
What were you about the situation once?
There's no pressing, there's no pressing.
Thank you, thank you.
You got this, you got this!
Yeah, I killed him.
No, alrighty then, alrighty then.
What about the misery?
You can strike Mr. Krabs when I grab this guy's goop!
Okay, wait, I'm gonna get him.
Watch out.
Uh, that'll be mine!
You see me?
What?
Are you grabbing me?
No, I think he's grabbing me.
Oh, okay, I'll grab him.
I'm just gonna...
I thank you, good sir.
Yeah.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
I deserve that I'll take that one I'll take that one I'll take that one I'm on
the way back boys I can use a little bit of assistance if you haven't been
open hurry thank you good shirt thank you share I like you do haircut okay
All right
Like amber ones current day ones
It was like we walked on the sidewalks of California found a bunch of homeless people shakin each other
Yeah, I haven't got anything good despite the being 50 dead people
I think we at least find a couple of Glocks and Travis Scott VIP tickets.
It's nothing here.
I've seen it.
I'm only at $123,000.
Yeah, there's a Ven4 and two anvils on this body.
Ven4 and two anvils?
Yeah, and then there's another anvil here.
and then you want me to take a broken anvil what is that what you're giving me right now
no no no no no I didn't think you're losing the wrong body well hunch is stealing it now
I just found a mini four and two anvil fours
oh lucky you lucky you
go ahead go ahead
is there a stitcher for in there
there's two stitchers here
uh hold on hold on now
he's not now last week
full blue attachment pretty much
I'm almost done
or I'm going on.
I'll be on that wall.
I'll take a loot peep or whoever.
Oh, there we go then.
That's not too shabby, that's not too shabby.
Drop the fin to gal.
Right there, like you do.
And grab that.
Some herbals, this is an Ample 3.
I've got a hundred sixty-two thousand metal dudes
I didn't put it towards the top on that peanut
Yeah, I'll look the whole day. Don't you worry? I
Showed me the whole the guy that was out there flailing his arms in the air when he was dying
And oh, I got through about half of it before mr. Krabs fuck me
Yeah, you're doing lucky you thank you sir. Thank you sir
Well you arrived Mr. Krabs before he fucked me so he was pretty excited.
Hold up, he's oiled up.
But yeah, these guys are ultimately pretty poor.
I should be just kidding.
I've got enough, I've got enough.
You don't want to loot that guy?
You wanted to de-fit for a reason maybe.
Probably need to be alive.
That's a good one.
That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, if I do a shoot, if I do a shoot. If I do a guess.
We take a little peep. See if he's got anything good. Oh
You know what? I'll say that he probably didn't have much anyways. I'm
He probably didn't have much anyways. Yeah, I think he wanted to defib for life
Let's
Push I know you weren't there, but as soon as I started losing him
He fell through the floor and then went to the bottom and completely disappeared under the map. Oh, that's good
Yes, yes, it is. Yes. What a sweet like what a sweet little treat
Follow me boys.
Run away out.
Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Five minutes left.
What do you guys got?
I'm sorry.
160.
you guys both have exactly 160,000 space hours 165 550 262 okay okay okay
we all got to be even good good good good touch is lying I'm not even live how
How do they know?
That is a good point.
Oh my gosh.
What?
Hey Jesus.
Oh.
Get up with that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got that, Hunch, you got that.
Do you need me to shoot him? Do you need me to shoot him?
You got that
You know what wow look at him guys you have this oh
My snap looks out you got this folksy you got the answer
I got him I got him I have five bullets. Oh, where did him?
What do you use on that thing?
Not you, Mr. Hodge.
Is he meleeing it?
I got you, Hodge.
I'm coming.
Uh, guys?
Help!
To the hedge!
Oh
I'm coming right behind you. I just don't hit that button now
I'm in I'm in hit the button hit the button
Thank you boys. Thank you boys
It's a little bit
I heard 65,000 free space. That's not too shabby at all
That's not shabby at all. Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm. Let me organize my goop pretty silly
Second reward
Nope, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you
We organize my goop wide moment boys
Here we go. I'm saving these shades of voice. I I I don't think this one's gonna
end up like last night. I think I got pretty lucky. The Bobcat stash is not
looking super filled. I got about 20. Right about now I would have about 50.
I think it's actually more contributing to you guys stealing it from me because
you know I want them. You guys hate Bobcat, yet you take it from me because you
do I like them playing or playing last you know I mean I agree playing like two
three hours a night before we saw the variety
well the hush doesn't like apex cuz he said that quote 40 sucks at it I hate
apex too yeah okay buddy yes sir for the last night when I was saying oh let's go
live for you said no no let's keep playing apex keep playing apex that was
Yeah, I was saying let's keep playing it because we need to redeem ourselves.
Yeah, oh yeah, I always say let's keep playing the game I hate.
So I hate that game.
The game's ass.
For sure, for sure, for certain, for certain, absolutely.
We believe you.
The game is ass.
You know it's the top selling game on the market right now, buddy?
Wonder why.
Oh, it's because of Japan.
Oh
But we're taking credit for it. I mean the collaboration that they did is kind of sick
Even though I got fucked in the ass by a giant sword 17 times yesterday. We were collaborating
Gundam one
And that's why there's all those robots games of the giant done
Remember you want you to disagree with I asked my entire bungalow chat
Tens of thousands of people and you were the first one know what that is and it was an anime
Yeah, yeah, what's up, bro? Yeah, hey nothing. Hey, nothing
Nothing. Hey
up and up and hang. Hey, those, you know, tentacles and, and, and, and step sisters and
watching.
No, it's like it's popping off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Did anybody say that?
You like the needles.
Step off the boat, step off the boat. No, oh my goodness.
You like the game.
Get him out.
Right.
Die.
Do you have a judge?
That's why he was pretending he didn't know.
like sippiness let's go right here we're swapping up a little bit was stepping
it up a notch boys time to get serious
Hmm, Hmm, wait.
God, God, have you watched the show?
No, I haven't.
I can go into the whole spiel, but you're just gonna.
No, come on.
Come on!
We want it now, we want it now!
One, Eight teammate, we want it now!
Let's do it at your cool!
You do it at your cool!
One, two, three, Yay!
Oh my god, no come on, don't.
Nope, nope, don't.
Why are we on Hurricane?
Yeah, why are we on Hurricane Spaceport?
And he does this, he has like this hard on for this.
And he just sits there with his smile on his face,
his stupid ass fucking hat.
And then he just screams,
Two good guys!
And then it's gonna take us 17 years to run over there
cause we're into the wind.
And then we're gonna die and then he's gonna smile
cause they're gonna wreck him and we're gonna get full.
For the stupid little face and the stupid little hat on for this mouth that looks like a chicken's ass.
My hat's fucking cool.
Fuck you guys, my hat's cool as shit.
TIKU TELU!
Let's ride!
Anyone need a bobcat boyfriend?
Oh, I can use one of those.
Ah man, I'm dropping. Thank you, good share.
Huh? Hutch is stolen it.
Ah, balanced. That's all things should be.
Perfect. Perfect. I already have it here. Take it, take it, take it.
Thank you, share. Ah, tricky bull. I already have it. I just wanted $5,000.
You son of a- See, this is why I don't do anything nice.
Even though I stole it from again once.
Thank you, come on!
follow me boys also hodge what do you think are you like I know you're
terrible they think that's why you don't like play it but you like apex of the
game oh why are they shooting me watch around someone else one dead nice
damn it hey he'll out here you know you meet ball oh yeah that'll happen oh he's
right here he's right here he's right here one dead absolutely fucking shit
Hello, sir.
Yo, peanut, I'm a fan.
What's up there?
How are you on this fine night, good sir?
How are you?
The honor is all mine.
Oh, my god.
I ain't even the leader, bro.
I can't afford this, bro.
I'm going to get away.
Hurry, look ahead.
And, and hunches here.
Bro, here, look, let me, let me, let me, let me slide.
Oh
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir
And close he's here
I can't believe it. I can't believe it bro. It's cool bro.
No I got you, I got you. Don't you kill him, don't you kill him. He's a good man. He's a good man.
That's just insane.
Thank you sir. Godspeed on all of your ventures.
Oh, we've got who. I'm ready for my goal.
All of you boys, all of you gentlemen
But now we're going to do talent that was pretty good that was pretty good
Not too shabby
I was weird thing where maybe we started this I think I'm just gonna keep rotating my skin. Oh, okay
I
Think that like sometimes I don't know maybe we get target or we're getting shot we're getting shot at from
I got a public first explained light. What's it up here? They're in here somewhere. I can't see them and they can see us
We're we're you know, you know
Take that hooligan
Take that hooligan you're shooting that
They're in there with a renegade. You gotta keep your group tower quick
Well, that guy is shitting you with a stitcher, I think.
You just got a headshot and you lost, like, holy shit.
The new meta, the new meta.
I'm making sure there's no who to give up here.
Both doors open by the way, so we've been here on a percent.
Mm-hmm.
They're actually pushing over these crackheads.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, let's kill them.
I'll go up top with the end they're pushing over like in the opening somewhat
oh I can't see shit I can't heat up the D there this has got to be horrible for the
bit rate on our streams I just realized that oh yeah I just realized that hurricane
It probably looks like shit on the streets.
What are you doing down there?
They're gonna push us from underground.
What are you doing?
Are you going down there?
That's weird.
Usually when you do confetti stuff for live streams it looks like crap.
This is all just confetti.
If you body them or head shot them
it's because they're all
kind of the same color
and confetti is like multiple colors, I don't know.
We want to fight them, we can jump down here but...
We want to jump right here.
I don't think they actually have cap stuff.
Let's go here.
Oh, you're here right now.
Okay, coming here.
Where'd they go?
They were running this way.
On me, on me, on me, on me.
Come on, Hunts, come on.
Okay.
Got one?
One down, one down, one down, one's the other two.
Okay.
There he is, I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him!
John!
Jump, John!
I'm gonna go in here, get him back right.
Jump, John!
Where'd he go?
He should've been right on top of you now.
Don't see him.
Oh, there he is.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, yeah.
Yeah.
And I second that.
Oh, two rubber dogs.
Score.
Oh, not the pretty dumb boy.
little bit of healing. Do we
there's a second night?
Oh, perfect, perfect.
Oh, Mr. Conscious, you said it's
someone over yonder. Yeah,
I'm going.
I did find this on him. Look at
I
Know me boys, I know me boys you little bastard. I just want you that wasn't personal. I was gonna do that
I whoever's close to me
What do you know about whoop your ass and Liars bar letter? It's not personal. Uh, you can't I
I am the best Lies bar player you've ever seen.
Last night, I went 5-0 against Mr. Clayton.
That was me. I did that, huh?
Oh, yeah, sure you did, Mike.
Sure you did. Just like you didn't know what Gundam was, and, uh, Ockquist did it.
You did it.
Take that, Clayton!
Who were they peed-lad?
Why were they peed-lad?
This was looted. This was looted.
They could be over here.
the raid yeah they could be worse wise I'll kill him hey what are we doing here
team hanging around word word word
yeah
What do we do?
You see Mr. Cosy?
You're either down by Mr. Krabs or in the Valusie over yonder over yonder
Well, there's a mr. Could there's a mr. Krabs right here. Oh, I see my see me right there
I see my see him. We're right there
Where I pinged what I pinged on the extract
they're in there how did they call us here they're gone I'm real close I'm
real close
I'm on my mother right yeah there's a major we have many gifts for you oh they're
already gone yeah oh yeah that's the button let's get out of here
That'll happen.
I don't know who selected Hurricane, but we're not going to Hurricane again.
It's a big shot.
I wonder.
Yes, I'm fucking mad.
I selected it.
Like a mode where you can't see nothing?
This isn't like Bird City when everybody likes it.
Oh!
Bird City!
I heard something over there.
then adding bird city and then it being a mediocre mode and then then nerfing it.
Don't forget about maybe just a month and a half for more content and then they add a hurricane.
And then they're like wait guys hold my beer not only are we going to give you a hurricane
we're going to give you two new arc that is exactly like the other arc.
Guys hold up hold up guys what about an arc that shoots fire.
There's one more. What about an arc that explodes?
I know. I know. I know.
She gets it.
Man in the big box.
Excelling rain, gentlemen. Excelling rain.
She's this ideas. She's this ideas.
Keep them coming. Keep them going.
You're so smart.
That's a billion dollar idea right there.
There's two rubber duckies.
That's a little something something that's a little something something a silly
Resort my goo
By the way boys, I hot I know you kind of suck at it and close to you fake not liking apex
But I was planning on doing it up. Yeah, you let me just like it. We just need so honestly just like it
Yeah, we've come on like seriously like I'm not listen. Can we can we just be honest?
We all know you like apex
No, no, I
Hate that game you cut first come on closey. Come on. I actually do
No, you don't there's literally zero chance you do I
Don't mind playing with the lines to this fun
We see you say
I like playing Apex because it's fun, but you don't like the game.
No, I like playing with my friends.
I got pretty sure we can play like Monopoly, you know, and I'll have a blast.
I actually haven't played Monopoly in my Xbox.
That's a great idea. I'd love to play Monopoly.
That sounds amazing. That sounds amazing.
Monopoly night? Hold up. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Should do you know one night?
No, I don't speak Spanish
Okay
About you we play one
One what?
One the game
One the game the game called the one one in the game. Are you going to sleep down?
What are you I be honest be honest be honest
I don't like it.
Hold on, let's see, be honest.
Did your mom and your dad, whenever they go, hey, mom,
were they talking about the same person?
My mom?
Your mom and your dad, when they go, hey, mom,
were they talking about the same person?
Are they talking about my mom?
Yeah, I think, I think you genuinely might be dumb.
I'm fine.
HUNCH! HUNCH! HUNCH!
I'm actually so hot.
Hello?
First of all, I'm here.
Okay, alright, I'm done.
I'm fed enough. I'm fed enough.
Don't take me back, Hurricane.
Let's RIDE!
Alright.
I don't know how to ask any other way than I asked it.
What the hell just happened?
Yeah, I say HUNCH is here.
Hey, I am HUNCH.
Is EVERYONE here HIGH?
Yes, good don't take me back hurricane. I won't take you back hurricane
All right, now we ride now we ride
What's the question? I thought it was fucking roll call here. I listen. I said, okay
Let me just take you back. This is gonna take a while. I said I close he suggested uno
I go, I don't speak Spanish then I go. What about one?
Because uno means one in Spanish close he you didn't get it
So then I asked if your mom and your dad call the same mom mom
Well sort of the second thing
Someone's right over my head. I hate all of you with a fiery passion
I hate both of you in this fiery passion every fiber of my body is repulsed by every part of you
Okay, let's ride
I looked up the game one on steam
I fucking hate you so much.
I googled one and came back as a movie. It all makes sense.
That's right! Now let's RIDE!
I'd...
What?
Apex.
Wait a second, wait, no, it's impossible for us to play that game.
All of us could try and do a daisy stream, but we get stream sniped off the planet Earth.
I've been down to get a lot of new games, I'm not gonna play daisy.
Yeah, the problem is, is like, we would get all the way to Northwest just to get it ruined.
Hmm...
Well, how did someone play that?
We, I launched my own server and we had people fly around waiting for stream snipers and smiting them off the earth.
Holy shit.
That's literally what we had to do. Same thing with the aisle. We had to launch our own servers.
Oh.
That's cool.
So everybody else on the server just kind of pretended like they did know who you were?
No, no, no. So like everyone on the stream or on the server were all streamers.
So I would go we would get a bunch of different streamers from everywhere
They would all play the game they would run into each other normally and then group up and try and survive or kill each other
It was actually really cool
That's the game where you play as a fucking dinosaur man. No, that's the aisle. That's the aisle very similar and also an awesome game
I'm dead
Hi guys
Have a good time
You just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait.
Are they killing you or not?
And this is just...
You can... You can...
I'M COMING HUNCH!
Are they friendly?
Yep.
Weeeeeeah!
I'm not talking to him. I'm not talking to him.
You guys kill me!
I
Don't have it boys
Sir, I need your help. I need you to kill me. I
Need your help sir. I need you to kill me
I need your help. I need your help. I need you to kill me. Please kill me. Please kill
me right now. Please fucking kill me please. Oh, I was just joking. Don't kill me. I'm
I'm just like and don't get me please.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
I'm gonna stay right here and not move at all.
Whoa, this is not the sound of the zipline,
this is me healing.
We're safe.
We gotta get my fat, we gotta get my fat and all.
What does he have, what does he have?
What do you, what do you have?
What do you have a shirt?
I
Renegade and a Toro
and depression and depression and diabetes
Hey, what he doesn't have that's a treadmill
But treadmill and some way
He did make a pizza today though couple tomatoes cheese and a tortilla
I got video games and not sports video games in sports.
Thank you, Peter.
I've been dying on this whole day in every little games in sports.
Yes, it is.
That's why they're called eSports.
I've been arguing with walls today telling me I'm an idiot all day long.
they would call it eeeesports if it wasn't sports
because I know this is gonna sound dumb but can internet be spelled with an I as well?
like a European spell? that's how I spell internet
ohhh, ohhh, rocket here
ohhh, internet it's spelled with an I
it is? it is?
internet?
yeah
You're calling me an idiot when you don't know how to spell internet
My ticket, what do you mean wrong?
Internet spoken. I I yeah, are you thinking of ethernet? No, that's both an E
Ethernet sports we don't eat any sports beans either that either that's worse
What oh my god, oh my god, the rocket here's on me. I'm dead. I'm gonna head I
I have to run I'm dead around here. I'm dead around here. No down to $4,000
Perfect
No, I don't have a has to you
the head
you have a hash key?
no i'm talking about the extract
oh
quickly put your clothes you come up
i'll be on the button
no you just call it
there's no way i get up by the time
okay
excellent raid
gentlemen excellent raid
i guess we're listening to
god do you savvy boy
god do you savvy
Okay, well you guys run this quick do a hush ever shit. I'm calling them all the way to this extra
Chesty polar wherever you
Okay, I don't care if you die with it. Bye. I second that I don't care if you die either
Do a fast do I'm so much cool. No refuse
God here's plan. I'm gonna do this solo. What do I okay?
Just kill yourself. I have so much
Go coax you go
I can play duo coax. He just died
Die. I have skies that I have so much coax eat
Let me tell you what's gonna happen get out of this rain 20 minutes from now
We're gonna load up into another rain
Do you understand that?
I got buggy my skin buggy my eyes
Four crack rocks, I got bugs in my eyes!
How?
I'm out of here!
Let him cook!
He's working, he's working!
No way!
Now that's motion.
Yes!
I'm out of here!
Grant, get out of here!
He says sorry does not know who's y'all
touch I
Told them hold on he's meeting this question this fat
He went in son
Hey, so meeting this boy still meeting there and direct on top of the hill up there
Fighting reception right now
They're right there.
One fat friend, one peanut.
Hey, dude, squad, double the honey.
Get your hands fagged and soar!
Fagged and soar!
Get your hands fagged and soar!
My man, my man!
Good man, dude, good.
I let you down!
Thank you again!
Thank you.
It's your squad.
You devious dog!
Thank you, my boy.
See, he's my...
You did not have to do that, Mrs. Squad.
You hoped me to enshroud all of your ventures and endeavors.
I'm doing excellent, mate, gentlemen, excellent, right?
Not too shabby.
Did you get my goop?
What are you doing?
Did you get my goop?
Good guys, good guys.
Did you get my goop?
Good bro, what do you mean to get your goop?
You got out of the raid.
Oh yeah.
Good point, good point, good point.
That's why they pay you the big box, Kongxi.
That's why they pay you the big box.
All right, okay, good, good.
At least we all got a goop.
Yeah, we all got a goop.
You need to see the load back in.
get a little bit more something something a couple of heels.
I know we ride.
I think I should say.
No, I'm here.
I just got back.
You got all your group out.
What do I need?
Uh, I have renegade or I'll repair your renegade.
I just need all the excess bandages, shields, ammo, all that good stuff.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Oh
They see what he said we had that would have to set up a whole private
So that's how it's like a lot of word is psycho. That's how they go
That's what I got a lot of blues. Mm-hmm. I'm giving you a better one. Mm-hmm
I'm she's called such taking a big screen you like wait. Let's go slurzy and that man. She's the deal. Go
Oh
Are you fling I say, oh
No, we're we are still talking about egg like I'm up and out later
Guys, we tried content warning. Honestly, that game is not as fun as I thought it would be.
That game is not good. That game is okay. That game is okay.
That game is okay. Not the cream day to crop.
Oh, my lobby is lagging. I don't know why.
I was lagging so much yesterday. It was so annoying.
Boys, would you guys let me switch to Apex halfway to the stream?
Or would you guys want to keep playing on? I'm not with either one.
I'm done.
Okay.
You guys play with me?
Yeah, I'll play with you, son.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, permit.
Back to the other thing, by the way.
Back to the other thing, internet actually is smaller than I.
So that means that E and E sports is Ethernet.
Ethernet sports.
Play.
The E in Esports is Ethernet. It's Ethernet, boys.
Is it?
Yes.
I'm telling you guys, are you guys on the chat?
I don't think so. I don't think so.
It's not Internet because Internet is...
Oh, electronic sports.
Electronic sports.
That's electronic sports.
Yeah, so it's not Internet.
The internet starts with an I.
Yes!
Yeah!
That's what I'm saying, but everybody always says it's internet sports.
No, that's right!
I
Let's run
Yeah
Oh
We're late late late, but important date. Yes, I'm doing I think dude what the queen queen. Oh
Let's go kill on
They're far inside maybe keep to what's nice. Oh my god
What I
I just got tricked by one of my bungalows to not look at my screen and make a devastating mistake
Okay, there's another team. There's another team inside
There's a team inside waiting for third party and then another team in here
Well, no way peanut by the second death of the night is already on green shields. Oh
Wait, I swear is your shield? Oh
Oh
He's talking to the glass
What the fuck?
I forgot a shield though.
Dude, oh.
That'll happen.
Give him peanut hell and I don't even have a shield.
You guys have to be honest.
You guys have to be honest on the night.
I mean, you guys, you saw that eSports was internet with an A-A-N-E.
No, I said ethernet.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Also, you know, this is like, awesome.
Hell yeah, I am about to start blasting!
Wait, there's a whole team in here. Wait, they're like, I just picked a guy. He's waiting for third party.
One down!
Oh, they're helping each other.
Two down, two down!
Nice.
You are so long.
Three down, three down! I got him all, I got him all, I got him all!
What are you fucking doing, dude?
I'm fucking winning.
fucking winning
good job
we're the winners
take a bit of it
where's the other one dad
i can't find it
oh
fun
I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, that's hot. She's fat. Oh, it's hot. You have no mercy. You're
crazy. I was honestly gonna let him live. Actually, they seemed like they were on a mission. They
seemed like they were nice people. You asked me to kill everyone we come across in the
What?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, no, no, it's OK, because you're the bad guy,
and I still get all the loot.
How is the fire all the way down here?
Oh my god.
Oh my.
I'm going to die.
What the hell?
Look.
You want me to do?
What's Coachy doing?
I killed the one guy died over here,
but then they ran to the hatch, and then died in the rocket
here.
Through the hatch, Coach, always the hatch will be under.
No, no, no, no, no, over yonder.
Oh.
Oh, there's a ton of legs out here!
Legs!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Here's one!
Oh, got one, got one!
Score!
I got one too. Nice.
You've had sheep.
Who did this?
But I hate hot!
What?
There is another team.
What the fuck we were doing work that was hot they killed you that was hot that doesn't sound like me
That was hot not me I was gonna revive you
You know they say kill him hurry. No, I didn't check the bond check the bond
Kind of burlata one and able to men they
You assholes
Yep
That was hot
What? Oh, they got away. Oh, no. You guys in first of all
He not
So I'm the bad guy for killing people ain't on the bad guy for not killing people
God
Fuck you. Are we doing this? Oh, yeah, we're doing this. He's already smoking
Got a wolf pack. I got a whole cracker with nine shots. We're gonna need to kill the rocket here pretty much
Oh, that's not good
Yeah, oh
That's not good. Oh
I'm gonna go over here. I'm gonna go over here
Team safer over here. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, we're on fire. We're on fire. Oh, don't matter. No matter. No matter
No matter everything. Oh, okay
Why is everybody playing me for everything?
There's a giant green circle on my speed. Oh, if I were good
I
Will rock of you said we're helping a group out I
Could use a little bit of medical assistance if you got a moment. Thank you good. Thank you good. Jay
Hey, we're just flying recycled content on us right now. Oh
I've got the flag recycled content.
I'm going in!
Oh my gosh!
YEEEAAAH!
Steps onto the fucking building!
A little bit of B-moan here.
Oh, that's not good. Alright.
I'm going back in! YEEEAAAH!
Okay, my line just broke for some reason.
Perfect, perfect.
What a sweet little line. Like you do, like you do.
Like you do, that'll happen, that'll happen.
I'm going back in boys cover my sets.
I just stepped on through the building.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah!
I'm up, I'm up.
I'm trying to push you, I'm trying to push you.
I did it!
Go see this whole crack around spot in here. No
Now I use other one as you would have a
He can fucking be on I have like perfect
Well, I gave it all I had gentlemen, I gave it everything I got I
Think I ended up shooting about 13 shots into the court
I'm going to go up. Okay, come up.
All righty. Do a little bit of healing.
All right, I'm going back in. Okay.
All right. Okay.
Okay.
all right I'm going back in okay all right yeah okay all right yeah I'm back
I'm back a little bit of healing all right oh I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back
Come back, come back, come back!
Into the Velocity! Into the Velocity! Into the Velocity!
I'm gonna have it boys!
So he can only eat one of us off at a time!
We're doing pretty good!
Oh
Take that foul beast take that oh
I'm still up. I'm still up. I'm still up. Oh, I'm not sorry. I lied
I'm coming I'm coming. I'm coming. I got some boys. I got you. Oh fuck
I'm coming boys. I'm coming
I
Can't make sure you don't die on top cuz you're gonna be stuck up here
Oh, oh
I'm off. Oh, oh, all right. He dropped kicked me as soon as I hit the ground as well. Oh
He showed me his Johnson
Yeah
I'm coming, I'm coming!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Gonna have it boys!
Do you reckon I see your T-dames?
Don't shoot me, it kills me!
Nice! See you David!
Marie!
There's no way you're holding it in the corner, you're so serious!
Hey, you should have taken it!
I'm just gonna show you that I could get it if I wanted to.
Alright boss, alright boss, I had to take it, power.
Loot it so we can move!
I already did!
Alright, I'll loot the rest.
Oh my gosh, you got out and I'm the only one stuck in here.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, okay, I'm good.
You're something, something.
Little something something
I hear what your trigger needs over here you wanted
That's okay. Oh, yeah, so we leave a photo. Let's you cook in here. Yeah, I did
Not get the whole lot
That's just because the legs are knocked off and they probably shoved in their ass
Wish I was the leg
Yeah, that's it I only got two cores
Wait, that's it you looted the main one. Yeah, that's all I got every other one was looted already I
Got three hours. Yeah, we cause
Yeah, what?
Who's how we do you get?
I got three as well.
Three cores!
Yeah.
Yeah, I like ten cores.
He had to do them.
No, I actually got two cores.
I'm telling you, the cores are the only thing I got.
Swear on that peanut.
Not yourself, because I know you're live,
but that other peanut senorita that sits next to you at the bar.
That's Rhonda, and she is a very respectful lady.
Swear on Rhonda, you only have two cores.
I will never swear on Rhonda
Swear on Rhonda. I'm not swearing on Rhonda. She's a respectful lady. That's very kind
Well, then I don't know what to do
You're either you guys give me one core and we'll call you
Fuck you, let's get out of here
You gotta have to be missing. Yeah, I got one. Thank you. Good. You're good. I'm part right here. There's no way this is it
We're
Thanks floating in the air
Oh my gosh, the body's moving
Fuck
Another one dude. I feel like we're missing I
Mean fucking I'm coming
He was moving
Come on over club see the one is mine
All right, all right, let's all split our course evenly
It's gonna be a champion. Yes. No
That's a buzzer, bro. I'm already scouting the area
I'll trade you five bandages for one more deal
Well, oh our excellent rain
What a good raid!
Ah, 2 jammie boys, not 2 jammie!
170,000 local news, no simple silly, like a one.
You got 178?
178, yeah.
I'll send 5 cores of line.
I'm shocker.
I knew it, I knew it, bro.
No way!
You didn't see that coming! You didn't see that coming, buddy!
Dude, I was blinded!
Recycle this bad boy, repair this gentleman.
I could do...
That right there, then...
Got some herbals.
Couple of these.
you used did you see me a picture of your skill tree and you did okay okay
let me see here not your liar I scroll up to yesterday at 8 17 p.m. I'm already on
February 25th okay go up to yesterday at 8 17 p.m. okay yesterday at 8 17 p.m.
Wait, that's a leg, that's not a picture.
Click the link.
You try to get my IP address.
That's, I'm resetting at 75 and going this.
We got you, got you, okay.
The one I'm currently at is I have a security breach.
You don't have to pay for that.
I've got patients, I miss your patients.
Oh, man.
You open a security breach.
Let's RIDE!
So here it is, what's the last time you opened a weapon case?
If you have my girlfriend, say you look like an old man sacked in the open like a punk hole,
I'm currently passing my bag to her.
What's the last time you opened anything that wasn't a dead person's case?
Godspeed, King! You don't need her! You don't need her, King!
This pony smells like weak old tuna fish anyhow! You pick up your crown, King!
Take it off!
Right
Why people in YouTube tell me to read the thing I just read I
Can't see it anymore, but isn't the one where he tells me to do liars modern says love from Saudi Arabia
Yes, yes, okay. All right. Okay. All right. That's what I assume. That's what I assume.
Oh, my first time. Yeah, point of life for a night. Per chance per baby. All right. Let us proceed. Let's proceed.
You guys ready to rumble?
Yes, we're right here.
We're going right here boys.
We're stepping it up a notch.
More goop, more goop potential.
Backs goop potential even.
Mmm.
I'm recycling blue shields.
We have repair boost.
I don't want repair boost beams.
Oh, repair boosts up from the expedition.
You can take it, you can take it.
Oh, oh.
Make sure Hux has a shield.
Hunch!
What?
Makes you bring a shield this time, big man.
I know the diabetes is colluding your mind funds,
but I thought I'd remind you.
Now let's cry.
You boys ready for a great raid?
Yes, says the team.
You can just say yes dumbass, you are the team.
Yes says the team.
Thank you says Peanut, just keeping a fucking sound fun.
Fuck you.
Can't you feel the excitement in this discord?
Oh hell yeah, I can close these frothing at the mouth of excitement over there
Follow me through
So peace fly here love the corn snap. Mm-hmm mind you have a simpler time
Wind in our hair mm-hmm
Mm-hmm except those are all this is hand on a penis
Yeah, back with a quarter used to cost a nickel
You can get a stickers bar for a penny
It was going around wagons and horses
You get a Coca-Cola for a napkin exactly your butter sister back then
You get $1 and it lasts you the month not really ready
You better yeah back back in the old days you get like $5 as a kid that'd be massive
You got the whole weekend just whatever you want
Hey give a kid five bucks
I buy it just doing the real shit like crack it by just buy a half empty dual pod
Time to change it too fast
Those dual pods those were good those with the peace they resist hours
And they fucking made nothing but mental and bullshit. That's because they got sued
I know
Like how they were suing jewel when there was like a hundred other ones that nobody cared about them
Okay, your flavors are too too favorable to children and then right next to jewel is seven other flavors called like bubblegum cream pop and
Blueberry lime all the all the Skull tobacco fucking apple and peach right there next to it right there next to it
Simpler times simpler times
Everybody just agreed to hate on one thing. We're fucking hilarious
Everybody who did it was so fucking addicted because we were doing 300 milligrams of nicotine per pop
Oh
What the hell
We just like this one
Reaching breaching another team breaching another team breaching me. Wait. Wait. Wait. There's one
the door reaching the door reaching the door
which are kind of preacher the zip zip zip zip
that's another team you watch over this
hey fuck all y'all all y'all boys shut up
I'm still here I'll take my little rat
you give me bitches
let's go kill that guy
fuck you
He's inside.
He's right there.
I see him.
He's right there.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, he's telling us to pull up, bitch.
I'm breaching.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Guys.
Oh, shit.
I
What I would even let you disrespect yourself by looting this hoodlum stuff I'll do it for you
Appreciate that backup me absolutely absolutely
Would you think happen that guy's?
Hope whenever I snap hooked off the fucking top
I don't know, but I don't even want to think about what happened to that guy's keyboard and monitor runs
There's people right there
What's on fire?
Well, like there's two gentlemen down there. Oh
I heard a bullet I heard a bullet
That one on the other good work
I'm going down there you want to see the third one or no no no use a guy
Go go go
Recycle content, recycle content help boys! Recycle content! Recycle content!
I got it! I got it! Nice!
Oh my god, wait guys, getting lit on fire resets your coldness.
Yeah, you can craft a fire burger that doesn't do damage to teammates, and you can permanently stay outside.
outside behind you how do you cut the firebrick of the guests be different
teenage it's a flame spray if one fireball burn and one
air-fetched oh someone's opposite guys you're gonna find the other one again
I'm good I'm good I'm good but they couldn't look out window I didn't use that
one yeah I see them on top
I gotta warm up real quick.
Did you get one?
Yeah, Peanut died.
Oh, one's one shot, one's out.
There was a whole team, they got me.
There was a whole team, I could stop them.
I can use your help to try to get
an epic reshpair moment.
Oh, I'm a wizard.
I'm levitating, I'm levitating.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
Thank you, good sir.
I had two down.
Oh, let's ride.
Good
Missing put little missin put
Ready to go the long way to stop the directions and they're right here
Oh, yeah, right wrong, where are you think mouse?
I'm gonna slide over okay through the store
oh you're doing great you do a great
oh wait man oh wait me careful your lawn your lawn your lawn
charge
ok
I can use medical assistance when you boys have me spare you a moment
thank you good day
catch
oh close catch close catch close catch
I need to get some more
And he's coming! We're coming!
Nice, nice, good shot.
I'm going in!
Get out of my way!
All dead, all dead, all dead, all dead, we're good.
We were getting shot by the other team through the windows.
I need help!
I'm getting him, I'm getting him, I'm getting him!
Hit twice, hit twice!
There's no way they saw these windows that's bullshit. There's really no way
Going down go down
These are just shutters through these snow swath those ever you
All right, I'm looting
I'm gonna say hi activate in the bridge
That's even something keep it friend. Oh
Go back go back
I'm good boy. Yeah, come back come back come back come back to the front door
Nice
Hey, what watch I don't like it. Yeah, not one crack top you now watch if it
Yeah!
Got him, got him, got him!
Last spamming, spamming, spamming, spamming.
Spamming.
Spamming, she's behind the heady, behind the heady.
Still behind the heady.
Oh, quick, quick, she'll come in!
Yeah!
How do you like this, bitch boy?
One take, that!
Nice.
I said they'll give me a dead end.
See you later.
Here, lady, thank you.
I'm corner, I'm corner, I'm corner.
Oh, fuck!
Stand back, boys, I'm heavily-
Oh, one, guys, two of them are on, two of them are on, two of them are on.
One, one!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, die!
I got two, I got two.
Oh my god, there's a whole other team. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Fuck it!
Fuck! Fuck!
Help!
Oh, he was gone!
Yes, yes, yes, I'm coming, coming, coming. Smoking you?
Take a shot, take a shot.
Hey, you watch that, you watch that with teammates, okay?
Yeah.
Take a shot, take a shot, take a shot.
We're back!
Ada on.
Hurry!
HEEEEEEEEEEE
You swatting in team?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Dude, I have two white heels left, holy shit.
I'm...
I'm running low as well.
Solid, good, solid, good boys.
Stand fast!
They're down there on you.
Get swat, get swat!
What, down, what, down?
They wiped him?
I said that.
Oh, oh, he's down now, down now.
my teammate my teammate your team left you behind
we're the winners
peter's out of here he's up around you
oh my god holy shit hold up where's it fly
run by I like the guy's laugh makes me want to laugh also makes me fear for my
Oh
We're they went up zips you heard it
I need you take this stuff, okay
Hey, oh
egg egg egg oh but this is my oh what up I will suck you silly for that oh thank
you good day thank you good day here we go up with kind idea but a bomb can't
the last of it Bobcat
We take it we take it you're good man mr. Hunt you're a good man
Not okay all the disgusting and vile things coach was telling me about you in my discord DMs. Oh
Shit, you're a good man. Very good man
Huh?
Oh, I got you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, behind the firepot.
Ooh.
Do you need anything, Cloaksy?
No.
God, dude, I'm savvy, boy.
God, dude, savvy.
All right.
Well, I'm rich.
Let's leave.
I think we're still missing people.
I
Okay
What I've had you want to go
But again someone someone did hit
This is it. I
Check the ship. I think you make it that up
No, no, no hundred percent heard it. Hey, there's a door open door in here in here in here in here. Oh
They're gonna be coming to the side door probably no, they're still there so in there. Yeah, I just heard door open
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We can leave, you wanna leave?
Let's kill them!
Disassembling the wall!
They're in here.
Oh.
Where?
Oh, that's that team that was shooting us through the window.
One dead.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That one?
There's one.
Yeah, yeah, one quick shot one quick shot. I have a corner agronomy. Are we kidding?
Guys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No!
I think it is.
Okay, I'm healing.
Weed!
No, sir, please! If you kill me, I'll hate you! No!
No!
We're fighting a little team
The hell was that right there one shot one shot one shot alive one shot alive started
Back close close. Oh, crack one father's one father's one two father's one
Yeah, we lost everything.
Well, what is it?
Oh, bottom now, bottom, where Pino was trapped in the corner.
I love it.
Right here.
He's still there, door side.
Unless you set it behind him.
Back right corner somewhere.
Maybe here?
What?
He ran out, shut the door.
He's hacking.
Oh.
He's hacking.
I
Manifrate fortitude, you know actually loaded to that's so sorry
Thanks for the quick almonds you see that
Actually, you know what actually hot you have some space maybe you can grab all my loot and shove it way up your ass
You about that, huh?
Guys guys guys by the way by the way, I really like the technique
I really a guy's is D minus quick hunch. My name is Coltie quick hunch
Let's run the opposite direction leave it to die. Oh, that's a great idea coach. Yeah, let's go. Let's do it
I've already sent the guys on stairs. Are we down to one?
Do we send fuck you? Fuck you guys. I was dying
Mr. GMP bar because of the way that's bad shit
I hear him, I hear him creeping.
My man, my man!
Good luck, you do good, I let you down.
You devious and down, you devious and down.
Mr. J.F.B, I will-
You found it, we glued it-
Wait!
That clumsy and hot sty this ring, just you, Mr. J.F.B.
Yeah, I'm gonna come.
Just for you.
Just take a quick moment of silence.
These kill mr. Hutchie mr. Goosey
He's gonna be ready. He's gonna be writing in the corner. What's few mr. Chip? Yeah, I know yes, I'm waiting for you
How we wait now we wait
I think I love you die. I died in the body hold on down below
But I do you
More view folksy before I close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
That is all route. The safe window is closed.
Open door, door, door.
10 minutes to the exit out of there. I repeat, 10 minutes.
Foxy's Ori Farman.
Hey, we didn't lose those two guys that we killed, did we?
Yeah, is Cozy's imaginary friend?
That would be pretty funny if actually in half a year
We're just gonna take you to Fenton and they told you Peter was never real
That's me right there, that's me that's me right there. Are you changing skin?
Yeah, I'm the cool guy with the red eyeliner now
You had so much, oh my god.
He's like a goop.
He's so goop.
I don't know where the first guy.
Did you loot the first guy that we killed on the team?
No idea.
Actually, can you grab the Toro on me?
Show me your mouth.
Hold on, I need you to grab the Toro and I need you to put it in your mouth.
you got for the chief yeah yeah I got you I got you I was going to say he's still in front of you
still in front of me we're missing bodies there's a bobcat on me I can't take oh my god perfect
perfect what does he treat yeah I'll put it at the top of the inventory for you definitely worth
reluding this dude I have five Bobcats did that you know we killed definitely at
Bobcats right I think they made one of them one of them had the one with a
kinetic converter and then I got another Bobcat the kinetic converter off the
guys the lower team I have four Bobcats on me perfect yeah I'm five on me
I'm gonna hate this shit, I'm gonna hate you for life.
I gave Pete at the level one bobcat.
You're more bobcats?
Yeah, we have four bobcats on me right now.
Oh, great, oh, great!
Oh, wow, wow!
Do you think you can fit all four of them in your mouth?
I heard they taste great.
Little night cat.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They can't look like that. I've never heard anybody
nobody at all
There was also a guy that hit a trap down here. I think he was crawling out. Oh my god
Ship the city
Fresh to six big light
I like your bald head, but you're glossy. Thank you
You like that lady thinking stranger things
You got
300
Hey, all the people on stranger things all just adults now pretending to be kids at this point
Yeah, it's something like the war or something like that other like I like are they all like
It's always weird to me whenever they start out and make sense and then they are just
actual adults acting like kids and it's like oh it's getting a little weird in here
I think Jessica likes 10
26 and a 401k
Jessica is chained smoking all the way off
Off camera chained smoking a whole pack of offer friends
Crankin 4 mocos
Do you think he's going to check yes or no?
You think I'm going to hit the crack pipe tonight or not?
Get out of here, dude! Get out of here, dude!
Get out of here, dude.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
Alright, yeah, he also happened to Harry Potter too.
Didn't it? By the end of Harry Potter, what were they?
How old were they at the end of Harry Potter?
Hmm
No, I need to do you a new Harry Potter with new guys
What
You have to take great trilogies that are everyone's hearts in a nice way and fucking ruin it for money
You stupid bitch
Yeah, you ever heard of business you stupid bitch
You want to take a great trilogy that everyone has a fond memory over and run it into the ground?
Yeah, well pushing an agenda. No one wants to hear about yeah, that's true. All right sounds good
my fault boss
I haven't heard of
My obelisk
One moment boys, one moment, get a little bit of goop.
I have 4, 8, 12, 16.
There I say jam sesh.
20.
There I say yes.
I have 24 Toro Force.
At least she has one of, you know, jam out.
Get a little loose, get a little loose.
I'm down to get a little loose.
I'm just over right now.
I'm down, down, down, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Your coach's got a stick in his bum.
So what?
By choice.
Yeah, by choice.
Yeah, it's like, we're going around in there.
Yeah.
Like you're making a cotton candy stick.
Exactly.
I love the cotton candy machine. You put this stick in there and it looks like nothing's happening
But then you pull it out and there's like a giant Christmas tree of cotton candy. Have you ever seen one when someone make one of them?
I have.
Our team didn't put it in. It looks like nothing's going on. I mean BAM!
How'd I stop?
I don't see 34 for us right now you have 34 rows of torus oh no fuck you have
rows I'm 34 total you shit oh wait no no I'm I think you can't have 34 rows of
torus yeah I only have a whatever the fuck I said 24 actual 20 yeah 24 24 16
yeah 24 that's crazy the odd blue jokes hell no maybe
maybe 10 of them, maybe.
That's good, that's good.
I'm gone.
That's good.
I'm gone.
Four total fours.
That's it?
I think you mean, I'm happy for you, peanut.
Oh, okay.
Dude, that's so hot.
Thank you.
I worked hard to get these.
I worked hard to get these, thank you.
Work hard to get some beaches.
Do you want a bobcat?
I can bring it.
I don't know what I got.
That was a good one.
Right.
I'm trying to get serious.
Time to lock it in.
We're going in for it all.
We're coming for it all.
Get the R. Kelly joke still makes me laugh.
I told you that was a good joke.
I told ya, I told ya!
Fucking do it.
I'll give it to ya, I'll give it to ya.
Who made you 2014, my boyfriend?
He's a boy, good man, good, uh, man!
I-
I- I- I hope that's...
I- I don't know if that's something...
Mr. Bad Money, Mr. Lady,
my boyfriend's a boy, good man, good, uh, man!
Thank you, my boy.
Can you change my house?
Uh...
He's for the dream, gentlemen.
We've got a place.
Mmm, but I tell you don't get to be there, buddy. You to be there you had to be there, buddy
You had to be there you missed it
Hi from fancy. Love you. Yeah, bond your bond your bond your good sore
Pete would you play valid? Oh, no, no, I wouldn't that's not fucking horrible
Well, I bet you would love Ballerin, don't you?
No, I told you what happened to Ballerin.
What happened to Ballerin?
I came back from the bar one night and I'm like, yo, I'm going to try playing some Ballerin.
Having played since it came out.
I immediately cue rank or whatever.
I had, I'm not joking what I said, I had two edators on my team and they were refusing to play because they were in an argument.
And it's alright.
I called the fort in the middle of the game, uninstalled it.
But they're not gonna play Counter Strike.
I'm the officer of Counter Strike, let's ride!
I
Love counter strike, I was
Okay, so we decided that we are going to get absolutely blacked out drunk right now, and then
I'm Am. Don't even talk about the second part of the plan.
And then Hutch is going to spend $5,000 on CS cases.
Oh yeah! Yeah, cheers boys!
I'm going to go get some whatever I have here.
That sounds amazing!
That sounds incredible!
Mmm, I should have played apex night with you CS 2 and we'll gamble and stuff that sounds incredible
And then we'll play some lines bar at the end that perfect perfect. That's a perfect night
Do am I right boys am I right that's having a great night?
We can game
Guys in a game
But with real money
Mm-hmm
Do it in your cool
Message Tim the tap man
He's I'm like 99% certain that he's hooked up to a CPAP machine on his water bed right about now buddy
It's 9.50pm on a Wednesday.
I think Apex is a good idea. That's a great game. Thanks, Highdowns.
Thanks, Highdowns. Thanks for your input, Highdowns. Thank you, Highdowns.
Thank you. Thank you, Highdowns. Appreciate that, Highdowns.
Um
Actually, I don't see me yet
These guys don't know how that's works for any thanks
I don't see me a ton of the coins in the game today
So now I can buy that whatever the thingy is the new thingy the new event thingy
Good man, he's a good man. He's a cool guy
Oh, oh, welcome back welcome back. Oh, yeah, pretty good
Well, hey coach you remember how high house promise you stuff like four years ago and they never gave it to you
Yeah, I don't text me today, and he gave me like 60,000 gold coins and apex. I could buy the entire new event
But I said I wasn't gonna take him unless he never gives you anything ever again, and you agreed
maybe you should give me some bitches so that zero those whatever dude whatever
60,000 coins and no bitches all right buddy all right buddy all right pal
okay bitches love coins all right she's bitches yeah I got 60,000 coins in the
Fuckin'
This is love, eh, big-stinks?
Where's hot-jack? Where's ya?
Oh, the cuck-chair!
Alright?
Now fuck!
Don't you worry, how you the cuck-chair?
You like that you slut? You like that? You like that? You like that? Stand there!
If you enjoy your wedding today, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you be nothing to me. You be nothing to me
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Let's go die and we'll see us
Okay, let me choose what the best ones are and keep those.
Oh my god.
Okay, you can have this, and this, and that.
All right, well, I just want to die today.
I just want to die.
I don't want to die today.
I don't want to die.
oh yeah shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it shoot it oh my gosh watch out flies oh
my god this fire in the run first time mark holy shit look at that
Oh boy, right there.
The guy on my marker.
BAM!
Pushing us.
I didn't.
We should go my back.
Oh my gosh, he hasn't missed.
I'm dead.
Are you?
My team.
Are you?
Oh no, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Inside here.
Okay, this guy might be really good.
this guy is really good this guy's very good this guy's very good it's right
right here I'm burning alive right here right here right here I'm running in
well why did you shoot me shoot hot you jackass perfect no way this day
Perfect, so all three outside, one HP to life, one HP to the creep.
Other ones on top of you, oh my god.
Thank god they killed me.
Thank god.
Let me go ahead and check this gentleman's profile.
Let me take a little peep.
Let me take a little peep here.
I can't, never mind.
Never mind.
He's off the hook for now.
Well, it's different to the hatch next to us.
I-
Ah, perfect!
Let him go, boys! Let him go!
He crossed, he crossed.
Take that wall!
I have to fall back, they're gonna set it.
One's wrapping, right?
I'm one done nice you're saying
I mean one okay I'm gonna say one on now like I do I kind of had a suspicion right
there was let me take one of my tail tail sides if you die and you still have
seals on you 90% of the time that guy's cheating and I'm still on
steel automobiles down what what no they're all dead I need something on
this oh wait there's another guy shooting right here I'm out of shocker
I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. I have all your shit. So we should say
Oh wait, this is all my shit for you brother Mark.
Kill em, punch kill em.
Alright, let's see.
Ask me how long it's been.
I
Zero-zero pie soup 69 cent mr. Nut next time you have a 20,000 calories
Zucchini and basil soup to help with digestion soup is great. Well, I just fuck a guy afterward to
zucchini and
Basil soup. What are you talking about?
You shut up over there
I don't want to die today.
I don't want to die.
Oh shit.
Don't weigh us on us.
No, no way.
It's on them.
Oh, shit.
No way that's on us.
No, no way.
It's on them.
Hm.
You guys are great this round.
I'm very proud of you guys.
Ha ha ha ha.
Peanut, peanut.
You die first, I will bring you a Bobcat for this game.
You bring me the one to live as well.
I'm going to need one of those.
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how to find it.
No, not yet.
Not yet.
We're not switching till 10.30.
We're not switching.
We're definitely drinking.
It's 7.30.
All right, pull me back in there.
I need a redemption round.
Put me back in there right now!
You want a bobcat?
I would love a bobcat.
That'd be great, that'd be great.
That'd be great.
I need a redemption round.
You have a kinetic converter form?
You want me to bring the kinetic?
I do not have one.
I'll bring the kinetic.
Hutch is willingly giving me something?
I, man, I had a man.
I just, I feel like it's very case.
And I have watched you get murdered in front of me
every raid tonight so far.
For the first time in my life,
I usually wish nothing but the worst for you.
I'm actually ruined your success.
Thank you, thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
Wow, that really means a lot to me.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate, wow.
Take me in the teeth right after you say it.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
They got me to say.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I want to shake your hand.
I don't have hands. You're being racist.
Oh, shit. Here we go.
I've got I've got a blue shield, a pink triangle, and I got 300 life.
That's all I need, right?
Okay, wait.
We're promised at the time of the night, two hours in.
Yeah, where do you do you still have blue shield?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, yeah.
Did you get it from me?
Yeah, well, this society, he's got, oh no, I already got two more.
Wow.
Yeah.
A peanut on top of the world is a peanut I have to fuck with.
Hell yeah.
That's why George Washington said that or something.
That kind of went hard.
That didn't go hard.
Well, I have your Bobcat.
Okay, can I have like other shit too?
Yeah, why do you want me?
I can use 10 shield me charges
Okay, and five earthwars and five regular bandages
Okay, and a renegade
Two sacks of medium
How do you five fit in all?
That's it though, that's it. I could be going out. That's not that much actually money to say that
ride
pants could dirt your laces sir big day huh big day that's a that's a big day for
you huh
Mmm
Here we go, oh
I tried the big odds how the fuck do you eat anything after that?
You can buy out big odds
It's a big burger, but it doesn't fill you up. It's not that sort of one and done right there. No, it's not what I'm done right there
1000 calories, yeah, you need 2000 calories right there. Thank you. Thank you. You need 2000 calories
Here we go
Mmm that meal was 1600 calories. You should eat 400 more. She might get a couple apple pies on the side. Good thinking. Good thinking.
Oh, let's ride!
I'm not sure what's going on here, I'm not sure what's going on here, I'm not sure what's
I'm going to get you!
Oh my god. Sorry.
Dong dong dong dong dong!
RUN!
Dong dong dong!
Uh, okay. So you actually didn't need that much, right?
Yeah, you didn't.
No, no.
You just needed one stack of shield recharge.
Two stacks of shield recharge.
One stack of normal magnification.
You needed one stack of defense.
You needed five two stacks of levels.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. That's not that much.
Yeah, that should do. That should do. Reload guns, reload guns, reload guns. I'm gonna go lose this in five minutes.
Right? Make sure to put the kinetic on the gun. It's on it. It's on it.
I don't want to be boys. No, I
don't want to be boys.
I'm jamming out of here. You're not waiting for us to do the jam sets.
I'm kind of trialing a couple songs. Oh, God, you got you.
Follow me boys.
We should go to the mountains.
Last king bond. Wait, I have a...
I've got three.
I have three. I can do it.
It's a stupid bitch. I'm from Tennessee.
Hell yeah.
Up top.
Yeah!
What?
I only think I can see your big ass forehead.
and watch what happens.
What are they?
What?
Hello?
Hey, watch your dead dad.
Another team up there, another team up there.
I love you too, sir.
On to the great beyond you go.
They want me now, they want me now!
They want me now!
Can we now come down?
I'm trapped there.
What?
Oh!
Back!
Oh! Oh!
I can't move.
Oh!
What the hell is going on in here?
Please wait.
Oh
We're dead, we're dead
They're in there guys they're in there they're in there
I'm a fighter and defense.
No way.
I got you.
No, you're working.
You're working.
I'm going to defend someone, please.
Fuck.
I will suck you off till you are dry.
I promise you.
Hold on.
We might want to hear that guy out.
I'm a defense.
That's all I need.
That's where you go.
I'll stop.
I just need a defense, guys.
Hello.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
I waited a minute one moment wait wait
I went to go swing it because they both were one I thought you had defense I forgot
Hey guys!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys.
Guys, wait, wait, wait, guys.
Let him go. Let him go.
I can literally hear the stream in his microphone.
No setting, no setting, no setting.
Perfect, perfect.
Still not enough proof.
I can literally hear me aim his mic around and talking about how I can hear the stream.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Good.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Wow. Wow.
My favorite part about that rain is that hunch was literally on my penis like I was
Chalking a pool cue and then he didn't revive me and ran on him
Well, we he wasn't expecting an entire team blasting the stream in the background team
Okay, there wasn't one there wasn't two there was six different fucking people all around peanut
jerking his shit trying to find him to kill him perfect perfect I'm gonna try
perfect what if we like win wow wow so I really looked at Pina I'm not
exaggerating there was five people just running in and out of the smoke trying
to find them perfect here all right I'm acting to be the technology I'm
I've activated the technology.
Honestly, to be honest, two hours, three hours of that,
that's longer than normal.
Yeah, true.
Well, what do you mean?
Normally, we have to use the tech way earlier.
That is true, that is true.
I also lost a snap if I want to die.
Perfect, I can bring you on, you need one.
Yeah, please.
Do something, jump in, do something, jump in.
I got you.
Get the blueprint as well?
Yeah.
Oh, bro, I'll suck you.
Oh, wait, no, I'm gonna give it to you.
Ah, shit, I gave it to someone.
Fuck.
I wanna die today!
Sorry.
I just wanna die!
Let's ride!
Wait, dude, dude, there's no way you're ready that fast.
What do you need, peanut?
Um...
Server change won't stop me.
Well, let's go ahead and fix that real quick.
Let me tell you what, we'll stop you, you bitch.
Um...
There we go.
That should stop that specific gentleman.
Alrighty, alright!
Okay, alright!
No, I'm all good. I've got everything I need.
I'm ready to rubble.
Alright, same.
I'm activating technology as we speak.
I mean, that was on us. We should have known that.
Dan Balagrand's lush blooms was gonna be so popular. Yeah. Yeah lush blooms at the bottom of the double zips
That's where 50 men go every rain
That's yeah, that's where everybody always goes that's where everybody always goes
Oh, Mr.
Artic Bible and Mr. Whippable finds a one good man. Good. Ah, man
Well, despite through a tornado go to my house watching you see things keep me in a teacher any time mr. Cole any time
And a little tip for you if you get blackout drunk before the hurricane heads, you'll just flop away
Like a full chair. You won't get hurt
How about this football news today? It's like crazy
This off-season is wild
Yeah
Everybody's doing different shit. We what what's going on?
Football off-season this year is crazy. Yeah, like everyone's just going to different teams
Um, we got Cosby step on there.
Cosby.
No, no.
He doesn't get it back.
All.
Place basketball with pills.
Yeah.
Um,
I should have made that joke.
I think about it.
Now that I think about it, I should have made that joke.
Yeah, whatever.
Well, whatever.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Uh-huh.
You should get out of here, shoot.
Uh-huh.
Oh, let's
Riiiight!
Alright!
You boys ready for a great raid?
Yes, sir
Yes as a team thank you sure thank you once again you are the team and you can just say yes
What okay, no joke um no joke I just got a text from my twitch man
It's probably completely unrelated it's probably completely unrelated
We're taking it down. Oh, okay. It's completely related. They got way guys. There's a squint since there's a squint since okay
We're good. It was completely related. Thank God
The balls on you giving the play by play right there was insane
Here but I have buddies so we kind of just chit-chat sometimes
hmm that was funny as shit though okay pushing down by the field the pot
oh where
under me oh two teams two teams two teams
I see one good job good job
two of them on my corner oh what's going on what's up no one dead no one dead
one more one more on me on on height on height on height that's last last on
height he's still in height still in height so in height I got you got you
Nice!
Set it!
Charge!
No team, no team, no team, no team, no team, no team!
Yeah!
Got him, got me, Zed, Zed!
Ah, I'm dead. Good luck.
Oh!
Yeah! Oh my god!
He's tipping everything.
He's tipping in, just like the other team.
Let's go straight!
I'm
back
One
Fuck you
He's right here
fuck you
You're gonna die now buddy. You're gonna die now. I got a friend in math and a friend without bitches
You were not surviving buddy. Yeah, they're pushing
back
Hey, you know it
I got that as well.
I see the same.
T-nating over you.
What?
T-nate.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Stay on!
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
Knock it!
P-nouch, p-nouch, p-nouch!
I need to put in ch-p-nouch!
Nice, nice shots.
Oh, yo, crawling!
Yo, watch, look, feel that kind of top?
I'm gonna go thrash this guy, dude.
There's a guy crawling.
I killed that guy crawling.
I see this guy, I see this guy, yeah.
I got him.
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
Take that, Hooligan!
Take that!
Oh, hot time for a snapbook!
Holy shit.
Good work, game, holy mother of God!
That was insanity.
Is he running up on me?
No, I even did the tech.
I don't know what's going on.
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
It was actually P-Dot J.
Probably us announcing we're going to tech.
P-Dot J, I know you, P-Dot.
It's P-Dot J, buddy. It's P-Dot J.
How's that feel?
It's a little bit of goo.
Ooh, yeah, a kinetic converter on this bad boy.
No way!
Score!
Oh, you guys are...
Dude, they got some things, they got some things.
Please have olives.
Do you eat olives?
I just don't know about olives.
Dude, there's no way you're coxing up Max yet.
Ah, yes, four olives!
Measure from the base!
Ooh, more olives!
Dammit, no olives.
You measured from the base?
That's where you start.
I measure for my thigh.
Holy crap.
I measure for the base of my nut sack.
I measure for the guy behind me.
Yeah, true.
That took me a second to catch up on that one.
I don't know where to go.
Oh, where's the movie, boys?
This is elbow to his wrist.
Fuck yeah.
ha ha ha ha.
I'm kind of packing right now,
I got a lot of goo!
I'm going toylon them ZIPZIPZIPZ
Little second zip.
Ah!
I got struck
He got slow and painful death back to him. You're good peanut. You just went now sprint
Pardo v. Boy language of love
Language of love. No, he's Italian. Oh shit
Well, I spin yo's pretty sexy. Yeah
That possible. I said English is just not sexy at all. So everything was kind of sexier to ever rush it
I should just sounds like a beat the guy
German church. Oh, they were German. Yeah, I don't know you have sex with your
When you speak in German
shit
SHIT
he sounds like
actually nevermind
I got it
mind
me running in there
when I stick down
right here
down there
recycle content
instead
did what you worked?
I'm looking over not even spiders
Once here
One farther back there still just looking at me they're hard focused on your boy
gotcha gotcha yeah yeah
good
boys are starting to overreact
back this boy right here behind you
behind you behind you here
where
last one here
bombs bombs bombs
charge
I'm going in!
Go right there.
Yeah!
Get out of here!
Alright team under us now.
Hey that's stinky.
Get out of here!
Oh!
On, on him.
Shit.
Looking.
I'm going in.
I
Smokes my smokes. Yeah
She needs on me right here. Yeah, keep going. Oh, no, I didn't I'm so dead
Back to it like one
I
Got one one track
Oh, we don't shoot him shoot him. I mean, he's the ball guy. She's the ball guy ball guy ball guy ball guy
I love Brazil Brazil is very cool
I'm gonna ask my crew, oh, your crew's here.
Oh, yeah, my crew's kinda cool.
Hi, friend.
Oh, I know she is.
I'm gonna leave it up to that guy.
There's one guy up there, they're still up.
They're still up.
Hello, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck?
How are you doing, guys?
Did you revive him?
Fuck yeah, dude, there's two of them standing in a bush.
Nice one.
Really?
Yeah.
They're on the roof. I cracked one.
There's more, there's more!
Oh, they're shooting, they're shooting!
They're behind us, they're behind us, they're behind us!
What's that, you're getting shot!
You're getting shot right now, Colossy!
Yo, we...
There's a guy with a tempus.
Hot check crawled.
No, I'm on him right now.
Fire, fire, fire.
I've got a very special mission for you young man. Okay, you might special little guy
My special little guy, you know that I saw that I need you
To go up there and see if you die
God speed God speed soldiers
All right, he's gonna pretty good
are you dead yet you got this you got this why they shoot me I'm not even
doing nothing okay all right hey I'm talking to you to be fine I'm thinking
I have no idea I don't know I thought I was safe
Are you winning son? I'm back here if I'm peanut be careful. Oh, he's not winning. He's not waiting
We're coming don't you worry
I can't see can't see
Two down! Hunch one more!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh, the- oh!
Nice! Cursin' hunch!
Oh, then!
Come on.
Is this everybody?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we killed the law.
Oh, good one, Keem!
They're all dead, boys!
Oh, what about Keem?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Ooh!
Oh, oh, yeah!
That's your best route of one of the keys!
I
Love you bitch. I never gonna stop loving you
What's that what say you got your hand
Yes, I might be attracted to that object
Oh
How you serve it's time
Why are you shooting me?
Give me that bobcat!
They're all laid, they're all laid, all laid, all laid
Give me that bobcat right now!
Thank you, Jack.
Oh, I got you.
Fred, go!
Jack!
There's a full team front door right here.
Full team right here.
Oh, what the hell?
What the hell?
Go back!
Go back! Go back!
We're coming to you, Clark T.
We're coming back up!
That way looks a lot like the hard way.
Yes, sir, it does! Yes, sir, it does!
Come on, Mr. Pitbull, we're going this way!
Follow me, boys.
I would not jump down hush. They're probably going to be close.
Follow me, boys.
I'm down we can get active
Yeah, I heard something right that's like oh job about that G
Okay, they're all because they're all one all one
you're dead that one other one has to be under the staircase
he's over here right here right here right here right here
the staircase where he's over here is over here in the shag
one shot one shot dead
you guys just overheat in the shag
that's a difficult thing that he doesn't care
Understurkey, same place.
Main G stream set, thanks for listening.
You are so long.
Yeah, I'm heard.
I'm going to have this driver on planet Earth.
Wait, is that a boy?
It might be fighting our boy.
No, our boy's not.
Follow me, boys!
Okay.
Inside, inside, inside, inside.
Hear him stop the ground inside.
Okay.
Where'd he go?
I think I won! I cracked three! I got one! I got one! I knocked another one to the right!
You don't have to change right now!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Jen! Cracked! Cracked! Please! I have two!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I got two!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
SHUT UP!
Fuck.
I don't know where Peanut is.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
There's two of you doing it.
Too much, too much, too much, too much.
You're not done.
No, I wasn't doing it. I was looking for a guy.
I was looking for a guy. I'm sorry.
There's a hundred people.
Hey, you did that to me three rounds ago. Fuck you.
Bad news. I'm out of shield charges.
I got you. I got you. You're here's
Smoked up.
Oh, what the hell?
I got you. I got you.
You just shielded as well.
You're not getting it, boy!
You PITBALL, WHERE ARE YOU?!
I gave my only weapon to...
To Pina.
Pina, this guy gave his only weapon to you.
What the fuck is going on?
This guy gave you his weapon!
Thank you for your service, there!
He's not getting around with a pickaxe!
That's a good man.
My shoulder right there
The hutch I should be go around the side door hush equipment armor equipment armor that I had
I'm gonna create a stash of guns. Don't take them don't take them to cool
It's literally I have no armor. No one has an armor
I'm looking at this guy now. I'm dropping a 43 armor right here 43 armor right here
Don't take the guns around it though. I want those
They're cool. I want them. Okay. All right. I'm going in.
Right. Stand back. I'll handle these. Look at that right there. They're already scared
of me they're already scared shaking in the foods
when is it trying to be careful
You get your ass back, you fucking city!
They went down?
I think or up, down or up.
Nice.
I'm going, going!
He went down or up he went down or up not sure
He's up he's up here with daddy went down
Shit
We go could it hit slide down
I don't see him we sure he went down yeah I heard his name he went up but he went up
and where this is the thing that was playing up before hmm boys get murdered
oh go go go go go go go go go we're coming people don't you worry
Oh
You're all too little flicky on him
We have missed my shots, so worry don't worry you have false sense of confidence
Nice
Yeah, it's really nice back shots right now take sticks
Is it him?
No, I was close. I was close to that last shot
I do we're shields. I'm coming. I'm coming
George
Wait, watch I
Dropped if you can snap hook off the drop you can save me peanut
No, I got this. I got this. I got this when it
Wait it!
NOOOOOO!
TO THE HEAD!
What?
I'm just going to be here.
Oh, well.
Yeah, well.
Whee.
That'll happen.
There was six minutes in that game.
That'll happen.
And there were still that many people there.
That'll happen.
Yep.
Whee.
I should have let me ask a quick question. Not only the hot and close heat to the Bunganators.
Do we run it back with fire in our hearts and determination in our eyes? Or B, do we
We go play CS 2 and gamble.
OK, well, you can include the gambling part.
They're going to say gamble.
Dude, you're cool.
We put up a quick poll.
Mods, can you run a poll?
Arc or CS 2 plus gamble?
We're going to play games and gamble at the same time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Bring a quick poll, bring a quick poll.
There's a poll line.
Oh, there it is, okay, there it is.
Oh, the poll is up on Twitch, the poll is up on Twitch.
Let me see which one let me see which one's winning. Let me see which one's winning. Let's see
As we just care there was a hundred fuck the people there by the way
That was intense. I had my whole pocket for 90% of that raid
There was five minutes left. I want you know, but it's cozy when you died. I was nice. Oh, yes
I was gonna say I was gonna make it longer
So it'd be more believe my fault
I down two in the front, but that's not gonna push me, it's my fault.
CS2 is winning at 61% right now, 61%.
Mm-hm, mm-hm,
mm-hm,
I was only winning at 60%.
Mm-hm, over 9,000.
Hmm
Still about a minute left in the pool gotta wait
Only 59% now
It seems like you want to do a little more. We can do another one.
Ten seconds left!
CS 2 is 1 with 58% versus ARC 42%.
What about that?
We play one more and then Swapper Swapper now.
It seems like you we can do one with it's the swap
I do one more. I do one more good thing. Yeah, I'll go to tequila. Okay. Okay, battery acid it with ice
And I don't know how to do a poll on YouTube or cake or anything like that
You guys really quick I gotta go and do something really quick. Yeah, I'll be back to CS
I'm going to let you stop right there and we sit this dope because it didn't make any
sense.
One freebie.
We all make mistakes.
One freebie.
Your mouth looks like a chicken's ass.
All right.
Use a classic.
That's fine.
Yeah.
everybody makes mistakes. Yeah,
I made the Cosby joke. And I
made the mistake of playing
with you and thinking I was
gonna win. Okay. Alright.
Alright.
And you didn't make the
Cosby.
Oh man. Boopsie boopsies.
Everybody makes mistakes. That
will happen. That will happen.
Alrighty, I'll be back.
Yeah, I don't mind doing that one.
Yeah, she won one, she won one.
Honestly, these raids tonight are actually like,
like normally I think I would be bored of Ark right now.
I think the raids are actually like, fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm, I'm, Ark is refreshed every day for me.
I just not seven hours refreshed
because there's no, there's not a lot of new content.
But I love hopping on every day.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I'm not joking.
I think when that guy pushed me,
I think I had six people down. Well, well then you died. Yeah, then I died a horrible death. That'll happen. That'll happen
It'll happen
Like how we switch servers that we just get stream-signed again, they just don't speak English
There was a five minutes left and there's still two games
That's called okay again
So, honestly, I would honestly still rather choose getting stream sniped over on this server.
Because at least when they say they're slurs, I can't understand them.
They're talking about... that makes me feel a little bit better.
Because in my mind, I can pretend like they're saying, great game, Peter, love you.
And in reality, they'll probably call me...
Not good words in another language.
Here we go. Here we go. Little something, something. Little something, something. A little
something, something.
Okay, let's ride
You miss a pretty bad less much we went for the guy alone and close he got ganged I thought there was a guy out there
I'll tell you there was I saw shots coming from the shack over yonder
Then what I'm with this was the one there
Okay, let's ride
I
Peanut watching you from prison
This guy's stuck a phone in his butt check his ass check his ass if you can hear this and you regard this prison
This guy's stuck a phone in his butt
Look at that buddy
Good luck with that big man. Good luck with that big man
Umm...
Better put some headphones in your butt next time, pal.
Peed up the snitch. He's already in jail!
Also, no killing me when you get out.
I already called it. You gotta respect dibs.
You gotta respect dibs.
Bibs. No killing me and my family when you get out.
Dems, Dems, Dems, I already called it. You gotta respect that.
He didn't call it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
They get tablet time? Wait, people in jail get tablet time? What?
Oh
Yeah, of course, you know people in jail get tablet time
Actually, I kind of agree with that I think more jail should be like Swedish jails where they make you feel like a human being that way you don't come out
Being a murderer and a killer even though you just went in for simple tax evasion
If I, you know what I mean, if you are a killer, just throw you in the gulag, where they throw rocks from the top part and two guys are fighting down below.
You know what I'm talking about? That's chill. That's chill with me. That's chill. Fuck. You know what I'm talking about?
Alright, let's ride!
Let's ride!
Hey, yeah!
Follow me, boy.
Well, dude, I just found out that, uh, like last week, prison and jail are two different
things.
I know I know I figured that out from a family episode I
Figured out like last week about seven months ago a guy who works night shift at a jail
Put me on all the TVs and I insulted all the prisoners saying ha you're in jail
So I've got about three years left to do like come on kill me
follow me boys follow me gentlemen
you know also I was told about something you know the RV there yeah game
yeah I love that game you I have to be that second you know that wait wait you
say I have to be that second level I can't not right here right here oh it's
Oh my goodness
Watch out space units above here
Maybe got behind us as well
They see this is walking at us walking
Yeah, do you do this thing with RV there yet? We're like you can integrate it with your chat
Yeah, like let's say they get like let's say you get 50 bits or something like that. You'll pop one of our tires
And it can spawn a bear on top of the RV yeah, I'm not doing that
We've been trying to get past one part of the map for two weeks out me these jackasses spotting a hundred bears on my
If you like give the if you give the sub to it will pop the tires or like it'll activate the nitros that we have in
RV
It's like you can integrate it to do whatever you want
Yeah, I'm actually that one time. I'm actually that
One get the subs spawn some bear on top of our fuck yeah
That's because that's fine. I might do that right right we have to play sober we could there's no way I'm dealing with a hundred bears
if you think we're playing this that's over
the rocket is about to go algorithm I think
where
this whole time
oh that's cool
oh there's still a pair
no wait wait
the rocket is about to
the rocket here is gonna aggra them
rocket here is gonna aggra them
it's on them it's on them it's on them
okay I failed
oh you got me zombie zombie zombie zombie
it's connected what?
what's that?
it's on there it's on there it's on there
yeah I'm waiting for the rocket here to look at him
weep
I got another team behind
Who's gonna be here what revive me the one drop down the who's busy
Perfect right here right here this one this one right here
I know he jumped and I cracked them
That team up top kissy
Well 11 11 11
no matter no matter no matter we won't run more while we miss touch
okay so I've got perfect perfect I want more more more more more yeah yeah yeah
to take a touch this raid is about to be the best rid of that I am walking in
I'm talking chakras aligned no missiles
Accuracy I'm in those simple silly record. Oh perhaps perhaps she is what she is
Those good thinking those good thinking right mmm-hmm genius
There we go
There's something something
It'll something something
Here we go
Perfect
About to slip under a hundred thousand speckledoos again
We just killed the queen. Yeah, then I lost all the money we got from it
No, that'll happen
Happens to many many gentlemen
Alright, let's ride!
No way this motherfucker of Pete I...
I don't even know what that means.
Um, Apex? No, we're gonna play CS2 in game with it like guys!
like guys trust me I love a pace I love a pace but don't you want a gamble but
you want a gamble game with sound fun I'm back oh welcome back how'd the duo go
we died fucking fantastic I knew you were dead weight
soon as we drop punch everything falls into place oh what a coincidence what a
would have thought. Killed ten teams. Good. I became Miss, Mississippi, and
Cloxy's out of the pub. All because we dropped you. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Good. Yeah. That's right. That's right. All right. All right. Last wave. There we go.
There we go. There we go.
Hmm. Hmm.
I mean...
10-4 over, Ducky.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
You tried really?
Oh. That's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
Have you tried finding your dad?
He's might just be just around the corner!
Take a quick peep, sir!
Fuck you.
He's dead.
And now LET'S RIDE!
Sorry. Sorry.
Eeeeeeep moment now. Eeeeeeep moment now.
Now, be clutching the greatest warriors on Blue Gate.
I
I'm so sorry.
It's right again!
I've been working out recently my uncle says I have the biggest one in the whole family.
Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.
In that building.
All the meat boys.
Uh, those skins look awfully familiar.
No, no, no, of course. No, no, no, no.
Scream. Scream. Scream.
I say we get through the bomb, guy.
The bomb gets agreed.
Yeah.
GOKU!
Oh.
Missed up?
That'll happen.
Right behind you, Mr. Hutch.
I'm not just...
Take a finger in there while you're behind it.
Oh! Mon-su-a! Mon-su-a!
Oh! And over the blade of Khor!
Oh! That's it! Over the blade of Khor!
Mon-su-a!
Are we going to zip a line?
Yes.
Perfect, perfect.
Like you do.
Follow me, dude.
Follow me, boys.
I
Put on the bridge I got two weapon boxes and the bulls on veggies
Oh great here
You can sell both of those bad boys for about seven dollars
Oh, I so much you in funny
Okay, I'm on normal bridge. Just know that
It was good boss. Oh my god. Yeah me me me me me me. Oh my god. I just got hit by a pop man
It's what I swear that's what it's
What dad what dad?
You did you did
No
Nice.
Die!
Tempest, Tempest, inside.
Another one dead.
Sending you, sending you, sending you.
Die!
One.
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
Dead, get down and choose.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Do we win, do we win?
Yes, Luke, this guy right here, Pino.
This guy right here.
I'm looting, I'm looting.
Okay, I guess I'll lose the guy with a bomb.
Ah, I'll lose this guy, this guy who told me to do.
Oh, ooh.
Oh
These guys are dumb and poor
Oh
Yeah, we have another team.
Let's go kill them.
No, there's gonna be another team.
We should find Broken Bridge.
Agreed.
I'm here.
We're normal, Branty.
There.
Have you guys?
Snap hook.
Where?
There he is!
DIE!
Gotcha.
I'm going back to-
I'm going to-
Poor you who's over here!
To the bunker! To the bunker!
Ask me about my winner!
That was the time when we had the eight-position!
That was the time for action!
coming to finish one on me. On me. Two on me. In here. Nade, nade, nade, nade, nade, nade,
nade. I'm finished. They're finishing me. They're finishing me. This is it. What? Oh,
man they're so fucking bad what that guy's good that guy's good they oh no
let me check this guy's profile real quick let me see what's going on here
Mmm, yeah, I spammed it and I it just got caught I guess
I'm looking at his steam
Comments there is one picture of a penis and one
Wait, what's guy don't don't say that
I didn't get hit by a guy all right, okay, all right all right, okay, all right, okay
Perfect perfect all right time to see us you and gave it that's what we're doing
It's time to gamble boys
Well, I'd go with boys.
Hmm.
You see here, that'd be s-
you
I
Okay, guys, but what's your snow? Can I just go ahead and say I was like globally because I was one game
No, no, I was on the right listen. Listen. Listen. I was on the rank below globally and I won like 10 games in a row the preme
Yeah, yeah, sometimes the preme you instantly got promoted or it was I just say I was
I was literally like on a 10-game winning streak on the break below. I just say
Well, I would say I feel like that's basically it. I feel like that's basically there
No, you see that oh my gosh
in
big
girthiness around wings
You can't say it. I'm saying it. I'm stealing Valor
It might be right now.
Hold on for a second.
One moment, one moment, one moment.
It might be right now.
I'm inviting you.
One second.
One second, one second.
I'll see you.
Quick, you can find.
At least you hunched on here.
Are you on the game?
I'm not on the game yet.
I have to fix my settings on the CS, man.
Who destroyed the game?
What do you want liars for?
No, no, join the damn game, join the damn game right now, you'll fix it when we get
in there.
I don't remember my hands.
I'm throwing up your shit off with two hands.
Yeah, don't make huts beat your shit off with two hands, because I'll be watching from
the cut, Sharon.
I'll be beating my shit off with two hands.
We both know it's two hands.
The crab claw for you
The crab claw, the crab claw
I'm being a second
Are you coming?
Yeah, I'm closing out the game
Oh, hurry up
Okay, dick
Hurry up, dammit
How'd you hear this guy?
Get in here!
Yeah! Dammit, shitfuck. Dammit, shitfuck, dammit.
Darn. Dammit!
You dare yourself? Dammit, darn poop, crap, shitfuck.
It's what I say, oh, who the hell is Exodus?
You have to- Oh my god, you left the party open, no, no, you had party open, you had party open, you-
You get rid of it, get rid of it fast.
Um, it's not an it, it's a person.
Okay.
I peep nut
Can I play no fuck you
Fuck you two other guy. Hi. Oh my god
There you go
Oh Mr. Chewie, my wife is your boy, good man, good ah man!
And Mr. Keyston, my wife is your boy, good man, good ah man!
I'm gonna get close to you in here.
I guarantee you, see ya.
Sir Goopzalad!
Should we let Sir Goopzalad stay?
I should we let sir goop sludge
Agreed. Let's go. I agree. I agree. I agree. All right. Lock it in. Hey, what are you doing spots?
You want your sludge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. All right, okay
All right, we got ready up. I shall watch it now. Pina is probably the worst motherfucker. I've seen in this game ever
Yep
They really thought why don't we do deck?
Never play sauce
Yeah, I played the sauce just you alive about how many hearts you get
Yeah, and Pina can't lie about shit. It's so easy to call.
I'm a very good liar. Like, watch this.
Huts, you're skinny.
Clogsy, you're super smart.
Oh, thank you.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Clogsy, your dad loves you.
Huts, you don't have to wear a seat pat machine to go to bed.
Look how good I am.
Goop slot, ready?
Off!
Goop slot, ready? Off!
Pick them. We're going three.
Give them a shot. Give them a chance.
There we go. We got the type to him. One game of this. There we go place. He is to
I got a beauty game.
Oh my god.
Are you a racist?
Hey, sir. Hey.
We're kind of taking a shot at you, buddy.
It's first question.
Yeah?
It's an honest question.
Don't do it.
Oh, very lucky. Very lucky.
Very lucky.
It's a pleasure, gentlemen.
Let's do this.
Yeah.
all it's
on heart what on
I did
how does this game even work so you want to you want as many hearts as possible
you can lie and say you have more heart
put your hand back in front of it with my hand
And then you can call you a liar and then you die.
Once you get to, you see those numbers on the,
those numbers on every stuff?
That's what they hard, they say they've had.
Whether it's true or not.
Once you get to the hide, you can execute someone.
Whoever's the lowest amount of hearts.
Take a place.
I know that probably makes no sense.
Just know we're gonna win.
Just know where the bad is, and we're gonna win.
Ooh.
Unhide.
He's lying.
I did this!
AHHHHH!
I just heard you guys show me!
AHHHHH!
No sir reviews, what a random.
One heart.
Mmmmm.
Alright!
Going for the spin!
Ooh!
Lucky lady!
Wow, that's a lot of hearts!
Wow!
Hehehehehe!
Wow, that's a lot of hearts!
Wow. I didn't know that many hearts could fit on this thing. That's... wow.
How many? A lot? Like a thousand. So many I might do a double spin. Get some more.
Very lucky. Very lucky. Very lucky. Very lucky.
two hodges two hodges two hodges two hodges two hodges two hodges
two hodges two hodges
so you're we see a diamond
liar okay
alright
alright you caught me alive
Don't fuck yourself. Don't fuck yourself.
What did I say, dude? He's the worst player!
Alright, okay, alright.
See ya, see ya in the afterlife.
I'll be in the heart and I'll be fine.
Hell, I'm fucked. Okay.
Perfect.
What a sweet treat. What a sweet life.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
He's fucked to trash.
Alright. Alright.
What the fuck?
Now we lost.
We lost him. We lost.
Well, I have a feeling he might have a heart.
Oh, Bullshit.
He doesn't have three odds.
Bullshit!
Bullshit is in your court.
Sergup's lot column!
Fuck you!
Stop!
Oh?
I'll let him get away with it this time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Shrinkers like Collin Collins!
Collin Collins!
Yes!
Bucky mode!
Bucky!
Shrinkers like Collin!
Alright, alright, alright.
This one should be...
Oh, yeah!
He is ass at this game and he's going to get you killed now!
Oh, shit.
I fucking knew it.
See?
Have a listen to this idiot, he has no arms and legs!
Well...
That's kind of like you buddy, I suck at this.
One time, one time.
Hey that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
What the hell happened?
That'll happen.
that's fine with me. As long as
she doesn't win, that's I can
live with that. I can live
with that.
Look at us. We think you have
We think you have two, I'll bet you.
Fire!
Well, you're dead.
Shit.
I'm kidding.
Fuck! I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it!
Let's go!
fuck closey, fuck closey, fuck closey, fuck closey
give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart, give me a heart
NOOOOOO
man, fuck it
let's go
good work, that's good work
do you have two?
no I didn't
that is I
I am the girthiest of them all.
All right, I'm gonna check on my CS2 download
and see if it's ready.
Mmm.
It's ready.
Just ready to play?
Ready, ready.
All right, let's do it.
I think folks, he forgot to unmute.
Perfect.
What a sweet treat.
What a sweet light.
Yeah, I'm done.
I think he's done.
ready to gamble the lie fuck yeah I was wondering why I did it we're gambling and
playing I see we buy a bunch of cases and then between every radio gamble okay
and then during clutches we also gamble you're doing clutches we also gamble yeah
so okay here's the thing yeah all by the same case and then yeah another talk
shit whoever doesn't pull anything exactly yeah all right what case do
We buy also peanut make sure you're hiding the entire time. Don't leak anything. Yes. I guess I'm aware. It's about to pull up my whole mattress
Okay, good
I'm a way. Don't you worry. Don't you worry?
Okay, how crazy we want to go? Oh, I'm kind of feeling fucking wild. I'm kind of feeling wild too
I'm kind of feeling wild too. You go wild and crazy. I'm so down
You do you don't have to wake up tomorrow for my wife
I'm going, what the fuck were you guys doing last night?
Yeah, I'm down to wake up tomorrow to hunch his wife going, what the fuck were you doing?
Wait, hold on a minute, hold on a minute, you cock sucker.
Boys, first let's check out my cool stash.
Take a look at this bad boy. Unbox this. Unbox this last time we played.
Woo!
That's unbelievable.
Yeah, you like that? Lil' Ruby. Lil' Ruby.
That's insane.
Lil' Ruby, Lil' Ruby, Lil' Ruby.
Chat, what's the cases right now? What should we open? Yeah, what guys? What's the best case to get open?
It's like do we go after I mean bro imagine one of us pulls a blue gym, right?
Mm-hmm. I don't know how much those are going for a moment to use come a twos
I'm a twos isn't bad. I don't like I don't mind come a twos. Oh
$15 a pop though
No, not so much to do.
No, but this isn't real gambling.
This is ha ha ha ha, a funny gambling.
It's like the same, but they let kids do it.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
For some fucking reason.
No idea why that's such a thing.
Okay. Um,
Omega.
Kids can't buy kids. Oh, yeah. That kids can't buy kids. No kids. You just lie on your profile.
Proposy. Oh, yeah, I should be saying that guys kids. Don't do that. Yeah, it's bad. Hey guys
Don't do that gambling is only for dogs. Don't do it. Don't do it. Fuck you
Um, I was muted this whole time chroma to dreams of nightmares
or
We go for gloves case
What's no, I don't like gloves I want knives I want knives
I got this I got a Korean and tiger to do unboxes last time I was playing as well
It's sick
I don't mind the chroma to call. I'm yeah, I'm not gonna come to what you come to
Yeah, let's get let's get some chroma twos and then we'll hop into the game
But we only get 20 at a time for safety reasons of your information because you can only buy 20 keys at a time
So if you buy 30 cases and you get too drunk and you forget and you open up case number 21
Your information will pop up before you realize
Only do 20 only do 20 at a time
Well, I think you could you could put like a
Different address on your same thing. Yeah, you can but then it switches back
Yeah, and then you gotta fucking fight it every single time you buy shit. Yeah, my edge is actually wrong out here
But I mine is as well. It's like yeah, it's like I'm not the best because it's wrong
But it's not the best of you sleep
Make sure you put in an offer for a little over to so you're not just sitting in yeah, yeah
Yeah, I hit my screen. I'm going for the crowbar twos
No more 2Ks.
Alright, we get 20, we get 20.
I'm buying 50 right now, but yeah.
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Seriously, if you get the KS-21, you don't remember it'll pop up all your information.
I'm not cheating, we're good.
Oh. Okay.
Wait, you're just doing it from the level of the game.
Fuck yeah.
Oh.
Also make sure your name and game isn't the burnt peanut and hutch
Why not?
Yeah, they might be streaming about
We hot wait
Who's gonna type in wrong information on here
What's the city of the United
States? Miami.
Miami. What's the what's the
what's the Zidco to Miami?
Do you mean what Zidco to Miami?
3,0,0,0,1. Okay.
Okay, all right
Okay, I'm getting a hold up. I'm getting it. I'm getting it one second almost done almost done
Almost done. You see it change it back. That's gonna be careful. Oh wait for you to confirm
this person's shit. Hold up one second. I gotta rip up my phone. Oh my god. There's no fucking way
My phone is dead. Are you so serious? Give me a second. Oh my god, there's no way! There is no way!
I'm back! I'm back! I'm coming! I'm back! I'm back! I have returned! I have returned!
I have returned I have returned you might have to run a quick one while I phone
charges yeah Jesus Christ all right you know what you all do I'll just buy 10 of
them am I I was muted am I repeating or no no no no not right now no we're not
ripping yet okay oh I need to fill up my drink trying to get hammered oh perfect
Perfect perfect. Okay. All right. Okay, I think we run a quick one and then halfway through. I'll do this because my phone is dead
Oh, we see you quickie bite
One roaming
Here you go. Hey, you go chief
Little bit for you and a little bit for mr. Cloak see
Here you go
I come on in gang come on in
I'm going to use, wait I'm going to apply this to both teams.
Here we go.
I'm going to use Krammen.
Okay.
Actually no, I'm going to use this one on CT, and this one on T, and there we go, the
finger.
Exactly.
Exactly, oh, we'll see you it would do that thing. All right. Let's do this thing. Oh, we do it ranked. Can we do ranked?
Yeah, those are from here. Okay
Well, oh, it looks just to be in no way
Uses that never worse when you're playing with your friends and sock
For real, I'm gonna be so bad. Hey to find a sense. Oh, we're good
I don't know. I don't know. It's for me. You select them. Oh, yeah. It's not got to put
you on a video. A minute. The vector may be off price, but taste percent outweigh the
cost. It's out of North Carolina. The Zava PB and J engine. It is a peanut butter and
jelly sour. It's heavenly. By the way, tough. Close. He's a bitch. Love you. Not Mr. Guess
my good man, my good man.
Oh, folksy, you're a bitch.
What?
I was just told to say, don't kill the message, don't kill the message.
Who told you that?
None of your business, brother boy.
What are we betting?
We're betting ancient overpass and moron.
I always bet ancient, don't let's know it.
Yeah, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new.
new nukes fun Lucas great it's isn't that map like it 13 inside he's got it no
not anymore oh they'll dust 2 oh gee guys we're fucked oh you're CT or T oh
my god the enemy the enemy team is 18 T we're on rate we're unranked they're
1,800
1,800 is nothing, isn't it?
I think 1,800 is really high.
No, no, no, 1,800 is nothing.
Oh, 1,800.
You dumbass.
That's extremely high.
He's playing something of maniacs.
Perfect.
That one's going to lose.
What a sweet spree.
We have a 5.
We're fucked.
Why would he put three on right, guys?
Yeah against 18,000 players. Yeah, I
Boy, cook let your boy. Okay. All right. All right. All right. I'm gonna cook 25 K is globally by the way
Just let you guys know it's your boy. Cook. Hi, it's ragan. You're a lower 10
How do you talk in game? I don't know you hear me. Hello
Susie Susie
shit's up that was so lockin
help me
be calm, be calm, be calm
long
lockin
yeah, it's all there
rotate
we gonna do beach bond?
yeah, we gonna do beach bond
not worth flanking
he's pushing cat
when push through cat, be not look at it whenever you can
check out my knife
cat dude, cat
cat and a choo long
It's much I'm coming I'm coming behind long I'm coming behind long
Nice
My sense is so fucked
I know same
You sure he's hurt?
That one!
Nice!
Oh fuck that's okay that's okay
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it
You want this one?
Stick it up, stick it up, stick it up.
Hold it, you have to peek.
Ah!
Squirrel way.
Here I turn the switch off.
Nice job.
It's gonna be sweaty, but I'm walking.
He says, cry.
Are you forcing?
I don't know, are we forcing?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Save one, save one.
Let me go, bro.
We're gonna do two, two, two.
Speaker
Let that guy
Why do you why is the guy on the left side?
He swapped me press K to talk. Hello. Can anybody hear me?
Hello
liar
I'm not losing him one. I'm getting crazy. I got the paperweight on me
The views is this he does nothing. I
Think I swapped around
It's my clone
Just gamer chair nothing tons it's an a-head
They're all long, all long, all long, all long, at least four, four long.
They're already on.
Hi.
Oh, coming boss, coming boss.
Where am I?
You have to infiltrate.
The dealer, find the supplier.
Holy shit.
Holy shit
We did no way
Hey, man, do you share me boy?
Do you share me?
This is sweaty, sweaty, sweaty, sweaty, sweaty, sweaty
I have to fix my microphone. Wait, wait, wait, wait
Drop one
catch
thank you
is it radio message?
is that it? radio message?
let me go back to reset
no idea brother
I'm just playing spawn, I'm in a good cafe
hello hello can anybody hear me?
probably an instant interview
yeah I'm just going to go over
hello
hey semos can you hear me semos?
Yeah, they're going low.
I love these yellows.
Go long, go long, go long.
Top mid.
Go long, go long, go long, go long.
I'm over down in 2-year.
Cross.
Away, one's close, one's far, man.
I cross one side, rotate, share over there.
Hey, you know what flavor 6-9 is, nice.
Uh, this, I mean, it's not far.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Cross, cross, cross, cross.
Got one?
Heist.
Got two! Got two!
Okay, guys, go after them.
Last sitting, man.
Yep, you have a bomb down too.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Hack, hack, hack!
Your boy's one shot. Your boy's an absolute one.
I
We got this next one boys lock it in
I got cheap my microphone in the game. I'll leave you can hear me
Oh, yeah, I found it. I thought I lied. Oh, God, how's it work?
What, you guys hear me now? Yeah, that's great to hear.
Oh
You guys
You guys bye, dude. We kind of suck
Guys I guess warm it up relax you want to play mid with
I'm not check lower you guys guys
We're good. We're good. Two sides for a reason. We pick up three four here. We'll be fine. Exactly. Exactly.
He's wide.
Get it.
One lock.
Nothing. They're going long probably.
I
Don't know about it up or mid up or mid
In the truck
Look at em window look at
One site, one site!
Going!
Nice.
Last one.
I'm trying to get...
Good for team!
Oh, weeeee!
Ah, dude, Sammy, boy!
Ah, dude, Sammy!
Not out yet, Peme. We're not out yet.
We're in it. We're in this.
We're back, boys. We are back!
I think I got my swaggy bag!
Fuck you, dude. Fuck it.
Got this bomb here, too.
Got him.
I have armor. What are you guys talking about?
Throwing fire.
One movement. Two dead.
got a cool knife got a cool knife
got him
suicide
i love you right
I'm trying not to like double-talk me by me up by me up by me up. Oh, hey, no
You can have this though, and I'll get knob you can't have the wildfire buddy $400
$400 right here, buddy
Fact you do wildfire right here buddy even ask and ask you that $400 wildfire right here, buddy
You can't have this you can't have that
That's good. Yeah. What's your boy? Sorry for even asking. That's my bad. My bad
No, right
I throw my gun and you throw yours
You're not dead. Are you fucking kidding me?
Nice.
One's on the car. Nice.
That's one's on site.
It's your turn.
I
Want that car nice and then that's one's outside
We will catch up I'll catch up the calling Peter never not a clutch
He never misses the clutch that's what they call me that's what they call me
Bonfire, we're having a tiger factory now.
Don't even talk to me. Don't even talk to me.
I just want to watch them cross.
I
Just one
They smoke made or something they all push a mid
Did you go B or did you go B?
Oh they are going B, they are going B!
Oh fuck!
Probably safe.
Okay. Alright, we're gonna have to leave. No thanks. No thank you.
She'll right here. She's pretty safe. Close right there. That's not good. That's not good.
All right
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I
Don't worry. We're still in this
Fuck I did what I'm something every time peanut has had enough. We've lost them out
Oh, I like to put out something hot stood in front of the main doors and got shot
Making a crazy play here boys
Taking up my cool night out long
They're going.
Vaporwave, Vaporwave, $250.
$250, Vaporwave.
Calling out, calling out.
M4A1S, Vaporwave factory new, 250.
Calling out, calling out.
Factor 2, Factor 2, factory new.
Oh, I got one in the back.
God.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Good work, boy.
Good work.
I
Check out these scores on the leaderboard
Clogsy I was oh and five okay
I'll never buy it up I gave you I got your
I
Not funny
One second I my phone just turned back on I gotta skip past this amber alert so I can accept my steam
I mean I hope everything goes well. I'm just saying I'm trying to gamble so I mean
I'm not very useful in this moment to help out with that
You see that? You see that glistens in the light? You see that?
Oh shit!
Alright, well, how do you stack that?
Oh, what you got to say to this?
Move it, move it, push him into your ham.
Okay.
Oh shit!
But he's still ganking with us.
What the hell?
Oh, shit!
What? What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Is everybody fine?
That's not funny.
They never judge as bad as I was.
I want that now. That was a 3D1.
Mm-hmm
Yeah, Ruby Ruby Paracord nice Doppler Ruby. She had she had back we do back we do
Oh, we stopped at the door.
Shit.
Mine's coolin'.
How are you the last one?
I was dropping my phone.
Alright, now we won.
Hell yeah, now we saw it!
The real game starts now.
They're lucky they caught us on our warmup rounds.
Exactly.
I
Can't read you AK-47 fuel injector you guys want to try being out jet factory new AK-47
Yeah
What the hell?
Ah, that's bomb.
Goddamn bomb, sorry guys.
They're playing up close with us.
Close right side door problem.
Yeah, left side.
throwing smoke bomb trigger
NOOOOO
GOOD WORK CLOSE GOOD WORK
sorry about that
thanks
nah you're cute
hey cozy come in for his
nice kill of the game
I'm warming up warming up
that just doesn't work that well because I was a bad guy but just don't have to say it no matter how many kids you had
close to being by another example
guys, I'm gonna go ahead and go A with my paracord knife factory new Doppler Ruby and my fuel injector AK-47 factory new
I'm gonna go ahead and go A with those things, those two things I just said
Okay
He's on the corner
Alright, okay
Well, that guy gets a warning this time
That guy gets a warning from Peanut
Little warning for that guy
I'm bomb back, I'm on first
Too low or mid
Okay, bomb, hold on
Oh my god, you have a fire serpent stat track
Sorry, sorry, I was caught up, God, that's a-
That's a $7,000 skin right there, I- I got caught up, God, I got caught up, God!
I think I had some one-deeks, bro, I'm gonna dee-
Absolutely, absolutely, buy a deek now, sir!
Bam!
Yeah, boom!
That's an Eagle StarCade factory new, don't you worry?
Wow!
Skin's equal skills, right?
Hmm, can you say wow, but with a little bit more emphasis on the O?
Wow!
Thank you, thank you!
I don't know, well...
I
Have boxed a monkey business
I look to see what you opened
I
Guys, I just got burned with my Ruby factory new paracord knife and my fuel injector factory new AK-47.
I just got burned by fire on A.
That's tough, Brooklyn.
I know, I know.
My shoulder's swapped. What? I mean, what's the button to shoulder swap? I don't know, I don't know.
There's a button for it? Oh my God.
Okay, look at it.
It's H, it's H.
What? This is funny, this can come on by in there.
one's holding
oh I missed so much
I'm so bad, I'm so bad
Window
1v3?
Huh, maybe 1v1000
I'll see all your stuff
In my AK-47 fucking new fuel injector
I had literally a bad chance of losing my fuck
Damn it.
Should we rush B?
Should we try it?
Yes, yes!
Yeah, I mean...
Rush B, rush B!
I'm grabbing my P90.
He doesn't have a skin on it.
Oh, that's the best one.
LeBron James!
Oh, I picked it up.
My bad.
P90 LeBron James.
Got one, got one!
That's how to do it, that's how to do it!
Eh!
Us planning
One times one window
That guy could be hacking
We do it again. Or stream sniping or both so
Can't rule that out can't rule it out one good day
All right
Guys guys new plan we take our factory new fuel injector AK-47 with our factory new Doppler
Paracord knife and go cat rush cat
I'll smoke X-Bit
Does everyone have their few injector factory new AK-47 with their parent core Doppler?
Ruby?
Yes man!
I grabbed a-
Fucking looked away and missed the buy time I'm throwing, I'm so sorry
That's okay, that's okay
I dropped an AK on Cat, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there
over there
it's an AK-47 two-injector factory new
that's the one
one CT
Fuck.
Never seen that technique before.
Hmm.
I've heard aiming at them.
I've heard aiming for the head.
So I've never heard 180 turning around and showing them your ass.
That's a free kill.
Oh my gosh guys
Yeah, I did
To inject a k-47 in my ruby Doppler
Paracord knife I do I did
Maybe you should
I'm not buying bro. Oh, I love you bitch
Sike what?
You would dream I'm having these by the cool that cool
All right, time to gamble time to gamble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you just psyched me just like
Yeah, that's craziness
Let me let me oh, yeah, we get some cases. We get some cases. I'm hiding my screens. You can't see my address to kill my family
Is that mean like the sickest prank?
Okay, let me get.
How do I open this up?
Oh yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
All right, I'm getting the thing that I was gonna get before, but now that my phone is
charging, I can get.
You got Chroma 2s, right?
Oh yeah, I'm ripping them as we speak.
Okay, okay.
Wait for me to rip them.
Okay.
I'm getting 20.
Oh, there's a lot of sales tax with the hell.
What the hell?
What the hell is running these scams on you?
They're running scams, they're running scams.
I'm opening up Steam, one second.
Okay, confirm.
I have confirmed it.
I have 20.
I have 20 chroma twos.
We one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Yeah, 20.
I'm getting 20 keys.
Here we go.
OK, guys.
OK, all right.
Time to rip up.
We'll rip five before and one between each round in the next game.
OK?
Mm-hmm.
You sound like a bitch.
Start ripping them all, head escape, and get through them.
Yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir
You tested blue what's that go for guys what was that go for is that?
He's coming to some at all for was a little something you I mean, they have about three cents
Ten cents up
We're on the way up!
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, I got a purple button.
The untested pole position.
Oh, I think this is your mom's favorite one.
All right, so we're opening it up.
How much is this one? How much is this one?
We're pinning it up.
Is this D-10? D-10?
Now probably about a dollar and three cents.
One dollar, one dollar, maybe.
A dollar, dollar, okay, got a dollar, got a dollar.
Okay.
Mac Tin me on rider.
Minnow where elite billed.
That's gonna be with a couple dollars.
You're elite wider.
How much is that worth?
probably not a lot we got a stat check blue stat check blue field tested
Valid is that something is that something?
How much how much that word I don't know how to check my line
Damn it
That trick field test you leave me one more one more one more one more
God damn it gamble don't gamble the game was great
Oh
My gosh, you can't do that. I thought you got a fucking gold
No you can't get that. I did it over a worm.
A worm god. A worm god.
Where you're gonna get that tape for a worm?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh!
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I am a worm!
I'm a worm!
Well, ward Ecopeak!
How much is that?
Five dollars!
No way!
Let's go!
One more!
Oh, darn it.
We're going to be Hutch's mom's favorite skin, but in factory new
Okay that'd be so sick.
Stop it.
The old Tashy Grand Pricks?
I'm getting robbed out here!
Oh
Worm God a worm God nice he'll test it how much that one
Probably a sense for dollars
Hey
That's not too bad at all
The case is left.
One other worm god.
Minimal wear this time.
How much does that worth?
Seven dollars.
Let's go.
Two more, two more.
Y111
That mind that's what that's one
oh
There's a lot of ice cream
Already
It's ensure since edge of the way
We make is 20 more I
I think 20 more. Yeah, 20 more, but what I'm gonna open these ones during the game
For extra walk for extra lock
For extra good luck, you mean
For extra group extra extra group lock. Yeah, this is a sign. This is a sign to gamble more
Yes, yes
That's the energy we need
Hey, man, now let's go win our first game. Hell yeah. Hell yeah
To me I mean guys hit me up
We come up with like it with it with a team name
What a team name. I'm not a big of a team name. What about the what about the um, what about the um, um
The thrusters
I
I like the thrusters.
Yeah, the thrusters.
And then we come up with like cool nicknames like in dodgeball.
I'll be Blazer.
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be the thruster.
And you can be the thruster.
Wait a minute.
I'm going to change our, our, our speed names.
The laser thruster and Blazer.
I got 20 more cases, 20 more keys, what's here?
I want to do even more, okay, let me go ahead and-
We're going to open these ones in the game for extra lock.
Okay, alright, deal.
Folks here, are you buying cases?
Uh, no.
What are we doing?
Can I be?
Yeah!
What are we doing?
Okay, okay, I got 20 more with 20 more keys.
Are you ready?
My one cobblestone to just lock myself out.
$3,000 shrimp.
The dough's at $3,000 now.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah, bro, it's unbelievable.
It's straight so far from God, it's ridiculous.
Bro.
There's sticker capsules that are $18,000.
There is sticker capsules that are $18,000.
Yeah, those are for clinically-examined people.
I'm sticking to a couple dollars.
Give me my two hundred dollars worth of cases and I'm cool with that. Yep. Yep. Yeah
I just denied that because I was clicking through
Okay, I just accepted a random person's invite to their team
Perfect perfect. We're clicking
You join back
Welcome back. Thank you. Don't interrupt my case opening like that of her again
It may be one lucky before the game starts case opening.
You know what I mean?
Like for extra good luck.
For extra good luck and stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to click accept and then click the button really quickly.
Let me out.
I'm clicking.
Let's roll.
It won't be clicking.
Wavy yeah, yeah, I'm back with the homeless in the pool. There's still 15,000 buddy
Yeah, but we won. Yeah guys. Can we be myself something like Alice like hmm like
Like tripods the horse cocks like something like super sick like like
Like like like we're like we're on that like the edge of greatness like we're like the Edgers like the wolf pack
Yeah, like like the alpha wolves the alpha wolf edgerling at people yeah alpha wolf edgers alpha wolf edger team
Oh, yeah, yeah, well like like something insane like like
Like um, are we for like like whatever like 007 and like
We're walking away from a bomb. Let's call ourselves the Exploders
Like yeah, yeah, uh-huh semen demons. Yeah. Yeah
We explode on our enemy.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Well, like, something super cool, like, like, like, um...
We'll talk 69-69?
No, like, like, something cool, like, um, like, um, like, uh...
Like, uh...
Like, like, like, like, we're gonna, we're gonna bust down your door and kill you.
Like, we're like the busters.
We're busters.
Oh.
Yeah?
Like, the Busters, the Exploders, or the Edgers?
Something between those.
I like the Edgers, because the Edgers is kind of fun.
The Edgers?
Yeah, the Edgers.
Oh, but the Bus Bros.
Oh, see?
I'll have you know Frye and Ambot were the Bust Boys.
Boys, Bust Brothers.
The fuck are you?
Close the door.
We're the Bush Brothers!!!
We're the Bush and British!!!
Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah. That's a lucky case opening.
That's a lucky case opening right there.
Oh darn it. I got scammed and robbed.
Like I said, like I said, Tina, I owned you. Go fuck yourself, clocky. What the fuck did I do?
What the hell would you?
I have to second that.
Do it up in the arc radius, buddy.
Uh, what's playing earlier?
You're getting pressed. You're getting pressed.
You're getting pressed because of that.
What? That guy just baited me.
I don't know how to talk again.
I never can do that on the arc, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Hello. Hello. Hello. How do I talk?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? He's ass!
We're the boss brothers, we're the boss brothers!
They're just not updating it. Now we're here, opening cases.
Look, why? Oh, thanks man.
Be being digested.
I was watching the stream.
We're the boss brothers.
The enemy team is answering me through PS3 right now.
Sir, if you can hear me, you hear me?
Type fuck club scene.
Okay, here you type that!
Type it again.
Hunch of skinny. Hunch of skinny.
I was well-tested.
Is that speedy?
There we go.
So, I'll kill that one more.
I'd see me take a gun.
I think he dropped.
Wait, what was that?
What the hell?
There's a gun, there's a gun, there's a gun!
You were...
You were the budge brothers.
Lucky, lucky, lost that round cage opening.
go ahead and open up the case
mmhmm mmhmm
go go go go go go
oh I got a purple I got a purple
are you too?
you gonna test it here?
oh my god guys we're the bush brothers
in heat we're the bush brothers in heat
oh my god
oh my gosh
alright
oh I was just letting out a spot
I'm off the screen again
If anything, the cycle is gonna walk out of the way.
Can't you suck my dick?
I will for that off, yes.
Please, please, guys, have it back, please.
I'm sorry!
You don't have to buy another one anyways!
I ain't got a case.
Plus, you're a hansard too grimy to touch an up-on-fire factory.
I'm gonna buy a Dragon Lord ship so I can say something better than yours.
Yeah, you're not doing that, buddy.
I don't think you have the facilities plan to begin with.
If you have an entire lore collection, I sold it all.
The dragon lords are like a million dollars.
I have three of them.
All three dragon lords?
Yeah.
The hell?
How about if you shot me?
Next.
Oh, sorry.
Nice.
It's outside.
I think this would be nice.
Oh shit!
One dead ladder.
Dude!
What?!
They're down right.
Where are they?
They're too good.
They're too good!
They're too good guys!
They went down here.
They're planting.
good guys
they went down secret
they're planning
i was gonna be single
control on single
i'm on baby
i'm awesome
in the room
right there
I
Get up close you coach up
No
We lost
Let's fall you watch okay? Oh, thank you sure
Wait, I don't have my op on no
Let's ride
What the hell?
Why do you do that?
He's gotta be cheap to something.
Sexy as something.
How is it?
Lucky case open.
The case open is from the nerds.
Hi West.
Alright, well we got a fuck tier two.
One more, one more, one more.
Well?
Well I got Rob.
Guys driving off.
Hey, give me that hudge.
I'm driving off.
No.
Please!
I
Don't you worry boys. I want you down this time watch top marshmallow. I'm pushing under
We won! We won! Good work, team!
I'm telling you, they can't stop me. They can't stop me.
You died too.
Can you get scouted?
I didn't die. I didn't die.
I'm alive.
One in four.
What?
One in four. It's 200 damage.
Let's ride!
Watch this one pal. Watch this one.
One shot, one kill.
Fuck.
Oh my god!
I saw him walking there is no way that guy is that good that is that that guy is up to
no good that guy is up to no good he is doing something
I
Love I'm dead dead
I
Want to
No need to worry my teeth have been by me gone for the last four rounds. I have enough to buy myself this time
What I'm really doing is going to the exact same spot. I have been for six rounds
You know I switch up I'm gonna catch this guy up guard. I'm gonna switch up the spot. You'd be like what where's the ad?
We thinking with his brains on the wall. All right, watch this
God
My boy
I got the guy through wall I did terrible
Yeah
I'm fine. I'm just a bit of nicotine spirit.
Man,
probably boy,
every so excited in my life.
This costs you.
Do what's just gonna get killed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna pick up a doll, but he does.
Okay.
But man.
Oh
Good job, good job
So much to recover that
I'm back immediately.
It's a good one. Love you in the stream.
I will! I will! I will! I will!
Right. Okay. We got this. We got this.
Lock it in. Lock it in. We're the BUSH BROTHERS!
Did you hear me aim-botted fry with a bunch brothers?
I'll hear you right.
Good, good.
What the hell?
What'd you say?
Oh, lunch.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Well, sorry, brothers.
Close, you have a fucking howl?
He's a howl?
He has a howl!
Whoa
Punches
Oh, you got the reaction time of actually a nine year old grandpa
oh
grandpa
name one grandpa nine years old
i'm waiting
try to sweep it
boom, i got an op
let's go
let's ride
that was highly unnecessary
the enemy is responding to our
is responding to our conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Now I got you, Mr. One.
I got you.
I got you, Mr. One.
Slylo.
Oh, no, my name.
Shallow Shallow
You sure you guys good?
You know what I'm doing, that's even.
Sorry, boss.
I think I'm going to get off of that.
Oh, shit.
He's trying to fill up it.
I
Did I
Wait, oh guys guys guys
I was rolling I was rolling. I was trolling. There's no way should be worse battle man. It could be worse
So I really like when you peep that guy and you said
Take this magazine
You look like you might have been running low on ammo, and you need more than I do.
I literally walled a guy right before that, I don't want to hear it.
Listen team, as head thrusts...
Yeah, we should quit, literally there, two and eight.
Go head, bus brother!
Yo, run out, hut, run out, hut.
Yeah, hot, hot, hot, hot.
That was not necessary, that was not necessary to say.
guys he's gonna remind me what hot is
i don't know if he knows or not
but they're listening so they're all getting in
out hot, right here, follow me
oh, okay, alright
hey!
get in there!
got two, got two
oh, i died
you get off hard
have it
there's having
oh
What do you want?
I am planning to go down.
What?
No!
Give me the hand!
I am planning to go down.
Down.
I am planning to go down.
Down.
What?
No!
Give me the hand!
I am planning to go down.
Down.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm ready, team leader.
We're going ramp. I have for 64. 2 to the ramp.
Don't ramp.
Oh, listen to me.
That is a command.
I need head.
It's that simple.
No, I don't care.
I'm on.
You don't ramp this?
I'm falling.
There's three people there.
They can hear what we're saying.
All right.
So there is a thing.
One of these assholes on our team is streaming.
And they're watching.
We're just going to play the fixed rest of the game.
Close right, man.
There's two squeaky.
One's out.
I'll send squeaky.
Okay.
Perfect.
I mean, they should have been here.
Perfect.
All right, guys.
You need to not change the plan until we're doing the plan.
Yeah.
plan and then a real plan ready for this okay okay we can actually do this I'm
pretty sure this is what I do is gonna follow me don't leave my side but we're
saving oh wait we're buying buy buy buy buy max out max out on me brothers on me
right for this we go right side left boom right then we go over here not
right out the door not right this way not back this way back day back day
anyone know what the plan is we give it up on the plan it's B
I
Oh, wait, peanut!
Oh, that's a fuel injector!
Yeah!
That's mine!
Give it back!
You want it back?
Nah, you can keep it. You can keep it.
We're open a quick, quick case show.
I hope you don't get it.
I got a purple. I got a blue.
I got fucked. I got fucked.
I got me blue.
Let's ride!
All the boys.
my cases weren't good I can see you're open to a hundred lucky me match cage open
I just got a new one.
I'm opening up.
Good work team.
Good work.
Just go say OK.
Oh, I'm damn it.
I just blew the blue.
I'm going to go back in.
Mother fucker.
I'm going to go back in.
We're going to school.
I
About you
To wrap oh
There oh god to I got to I got to nice careful. I'll be like you double kill it. He's open
Oh
Where's the last guy?
Oh, there's a.
It'll be okay.
There's a kid.
I'm back here.
Where's the other?
Um, saving.
There he is.
What the?
Take that!
Look at him.
Take that!
Lucky knife killed Gage.
Oh, wait.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You can trade it up though.
Or you can trade Red's up now. $120.
For there man, one's still up, one's still down.
I couldn't.
Wait, just wait a sec, Hunter's piking, so there's no one.
One's uh, Hunter's one's on site.
Oh fuck!
I'll get a lot of them up and tap them and he just starts fucking spraying me.
Well happen- Well happen.
Well happen.
ShRI puppies 3
Și separately.
One.
Happy nine-eight-tdimensional.
Not too bad.
One last death.
Somebody's only something candles.
Look at Alex, literally.
Got it.
GO GO GO GO GO GO
GOGOGO GO GO
He's calling to his past in fucking ass.
Like a worm god?
Factory new.
Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Two more!
Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Two more and you buy twenty more.
Last one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, I got scammed.
I got robbed and scammed.
Yeah, I'm sad.
Yeah, I'm sad as well.
There's only one thing that will cure this.
That's twenty more.
More cases.
There's twenty more and then we're good.
There's twenty one.
And then that's it.
That's it.
Mm-hmm until you get a cold until I get a cold
He's gonna try for the back that's right. Yeah, I mean if you don't go for the back back
What are you doing if you hit the back to back you got to go for the three? Yeah, I go for the three p. Absolutely
Three p you gotta go for the quadra absolutely the quadra the quadra
And then at that point you might as well put your house on red. Exactly, exactly!
Here we go. I got 20 more.
Alright. It's time for 20 more keys. Here we go.
Alright!
Okay, I'm good to go. Open one lucky one before the match.
What you do
Gold
I got fun. All right on to the next one. Wait. What do you guys go?
Right? This is you guys are my game no more
Sorry, boss
One lucky teammate's a stupid case go go go go go go go go go go go
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Maybe you just one more. You just one more before you go.
Peek open. I got robbed. Maybe you just one more. Peek open. I got robbed. Alright, okay, we lost. Let's get in here.
What about one more?
I think I'm going to call it there, boys.
No, what?
What?
You got to do one more. You got to do one more.
You got to do at least one more. One more.
playing tonight and I just 20 more minutes it's Wednesday don't say it's
Wednesday like that 20 minutes it's Wednesday 20 minutes shoot get out of
here both right now if you leave right now let me take your country is up to
me no no I'm not this is serious if you leave right now no cock and ball
torture for a month what I'm dead serious I'm dead serious I'm serious
I'm real I'm for real I'm for real give this one game I do one more game I do
one more one more one more I do them boys as as as hard as it is truly it's not
to be hard when I don't give you cock a ball torture they walk away from cock
and ball torture ain't no way ain't no way you walk away from cock a ball you
said you wanted to gamble and get drunk it's only midnight it's only midnight
my buddy. Yeah, I understand that, boys. I wasn't planning on even playing tonight.
It's a happy little accident. Yeah, happy little accident. Like your mom says.
All right, I'm out of here.
No, no, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, I'm inviting me. I'm inviting. I'm inviting you.
Just join up going up. Come on come on
You already be a third of the way through the door down. Oh, let's go
Yeah, yeah, lucky hutch got swindled case opening
Let's roll off. No nuke. No dust too.
Nice guys. Bandos. No nuke. No. Oh, I'm a rise.
Can we? A little more rise?
Everyone on our team is on rank. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have no rank guys.
Hmm
See what they're banning oh
Oh, oh, hurry. Oh, you just ban it do miss. We're gonna go
Yeah, you coach the hot show quickly quickly. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Watch nice. Here we go
Perfect
I
Never back then never stopped buying cases
Sincerely game and support y'all
You're exactly guys exactly if we don't if we if we don't continue buying cs2 cases
How is gaben gonna buy fuel for his yacht support yacht?
Think about that for a second
We're helping him out if you're not gambling you're honestly selfish you're honestly a selfish piece of shit
Yeah, if I can't be so honest can't be so honest you're honestly a selfish piece of God real
Real real real and true real and true real and true real and true eyes are burning
For gaming support not for gaming support
God!
Woooo!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Damn it!
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Come on, start, quick things!
Walk it in, boys!
Okay, we should definitely not go up or mid,
because you're just gonna get one tap like that.
Fuck that guy.
Gotta fight it, gotta fight it, gotta fight it, gotta fight it, gotta fight it, gotta fight it, gotta fight it.
Blotting it, blotting it, blotting it!
Back bench, bench!
I get!
On the site!
Someone!
That too!
Nice!
Long one!
Okay, okay, okay!
Cat!
Walk through the A, walk through the A!
I get you, chat!
Bendy, bendy!
Oh!
I get!
One on cat!
Hey, John!
Nice, I'm climbing.
Keep playing CT.
Good work!
I got him!
Good work, Mr. Colk. See you.
Oh! Oh!
That's your lucky case so what if I ever see one right there whatever just happened
I
I do this equal I do this equal
You go go go
Oh, okay
That'll happen it'll happen it'll happen sometimes boys
That's a lucky key so pretty though
The good side to everything I got robbed
I
Don't be mmm. I don't know where I'm going. I know Austria went this way and made more noise than anyone could ever make so
good thank you thank you so much for jumping on top of me then running away and getting me killed
One CT1 window.
No!
Okay.
Dude, I got double things from there.
That is 1D to everyone.
What's the pull rate for gold?
1 in 375.
Or 385 or something.
Mm-hmm. He worked a release it but then China made him release it
This one's for China
Well, damn it, I think we had to force
I can double flash and waterfall
Waterfall you're pooping in my mouth
I'm going under you'll never see it coming. Okay, it's not coming
Thank you for you touch yep
That's all miss everything
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What I would have done that situation
She's as lucky to keep somebody
Hurry up!
I'm peeking man!
Let me get my face blown off by an op and then watch you guys walk in cages.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm throwing flashbangs!
Nice. Probably cacti. Nice. Oh fuck!
That's uh, whichever.
Hey? Yeah.
Who was that fat fuck in front of me? They blocked me from leaving. Who was that? Who was that?
That happened!
There was an ogre in front of me that didn't allow me to leave the line of fire!
Are you shooting your teammates?
No, I did not.
I think you did!
Lucky case opened!
I got robbed.
Oh my god, I didn't smoke.
That's fine!
I was gonna say I could buy you an AWP.
An AWP?
9 more
Oh my gosh, I've completely forgot these lineups
I have no idea what this is doing right here
I
Have no idea what these lineups are anymore. There's no way that guy's holding an angle. Shit. More on. Oh shit. He's lit in top palace. Lit in top palace.
Nice, that's not him, not him, another one in Palace.
Nice!
The eyes, eyes, should we go behind, should we go behind?
Close him, close him.
Go, go, go!
He has a, he has a, I'll tell you what.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat!
Last time Cat, last time Cat with an arm.
I'm sneaking past him as we speak.
He's pushing up Cat.
I
When it hit this
Planting the bomb bomb planted
I choose me we're doing good. We're doing good. We're doing good. I avoid picking up that up. I'm picking up the op
Where's the op-ed?
Let's go!
Don't you worry guys, I've literally never missed an op-shot in my entire life.
They call me peanut never miss.
Okay, things didn't go great for me this round.
I didn't expect there to be a whole congregation of gentlemen with this was pushing there
Perfect perfect was we polite what is we treat?
Hey, what?
Babin was here buddy could be somewhere else
There
I think that off had the n-word on it. Yes. Yes. That's what he said. Don't pick it up. I
Why did he say that?
He said don't pick it up. You were born reason
But he just wanted it for himself
Shit, I forgot you could do that this game sorry. Sorry everybody
Sorry everybody
I'm not looking at this one. I fuck yourself. I'm not picking up
I bought it off to give him so I could buy it a k. Oh
My god guys. I hit you guys. I'm like I like I'm not like too good
No way, bro
This guy just woke up made with the Deagle start toggling
These guys aren't real also peanut if you die hide your fucking screens these guys are looking at it
Okay guys guys all my feet not actually not actually you're good
I'll buy you a brand new seat if you can fit my balls to my shaft in your mouth
Perhaps perhaps I don't have money to buy you an opt
I'm gonna buy a G'lil I'm gonna buy a G'lil that'll work just fine
I'm gonna push underpass, but you know I'm coming because I'm receiving the stream, so I'm lying, but I'm not lying, and I'll never see you coming.
Let's ride!
Oh fuck!
Oh, boy.
And we have the boys.
And we have the...
And we have the boys.
So, let me hide my... hold on, give me a sec.
Here we go. Much better, much better.
the map in the center of the middle.
Game will show you, you better good dig it, good dig it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Good dig it, good dig it, good dig it.
He's winning, he's winning, he's winning.
I
Do into the smoke 20 seconds we have to send it going yeah, you just got to set a cat
You know we're not gonna have time
It's got a good site
I distracted them they're all on a
By flashing myself
Flash the guys on a
No, I flashed myself walked in through a smoke mr. Shot and died
Somehow it works. This is God intended
Honestly and work touch
Yeah, I didn't look good
You did what I wasn't what your team needs you to do
now your team needs you to buy pita and ob
suck me suck me
I'm doing AK no armor
no no no no
let's ride
okay
these bitches won't know what hit him
them
let's check there
proud of me proud of me proud of me
how are they so good
fucking dead again
We're really trying my hardest and they will and they the world die
He's on fucking site
This guy don't make spots. Yeah, he actually plays a dumb as much around
He repeats oh my god
that guy please be around and then we're rushing like you can't open randomly rushes
baby please hey lucky case open lucky case open I got robbed yeah you guys I'm
I'm poor, I'm poor.
Remember the guy with the pickaxe?
I, what are you talking about?
You're all over the place.
Yeah, shoot me out, shoot me out.
I'm spitting the gun in my finger.
There's one, there's one, there's one, there's one.
You can get my ass in, you can get an X.
Let's ride!
Let's!
Wait, there's one.
I
Nice where was that guy playing the guys in the window
Why am I sharing a fucking angle with you peanut when you have a Glock?
You motherfuckers.
Yeah!
Let's go A, let's go A. He's on A, he's on A. Go B, go B, go B.
B, B, B, B, B, B, B. Go, go, go!
Planted the bomb.
Bomb planted.
Good work team, good work.
Okay, are this time hutch you die folksy clutch up all good dies Austria sucks
I'll look sexy
But you got that how would you do it Nate?
Walking in your first, you know hates Austria. Oh
I don't even know where I was really buddy
I bet you have the people you serve that would just think you're saying an
I fucking serious
He piques his and gets a headshot one
Now they're screaming and he's playing stairs so you can just smoke into the fuse
No way
She's got hands
The last one last one boys up juice you want it out. I
Got the shoes
Take me out
Did I hit you?
That's right.
Why am I awake right now?
Let's RIDE!
F*** it!
We have four ops on our team.
Perfect, perfect.
One short of the master plan.
What is going on?
Conqueror.
I
Want to die today
Hit him peanut
That's right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah over there
I
Let's got one track. I didn't know where you are. Oh shit. Okay guys
Man, I gave it even a best shot. That's what matters. I give a best shot give a best shot
I gave my best shot, I gave my best shot, I gave my best shot.
I gave it everything I had.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good try.
Thank you, sir.
All right, lock it in.
That was the world path.
It's time to get serious.
I think two of my three kills were from the pistol round.
I
The last one you just saw right there
Let's ride
I'm following you like halfway through the round it nothing way good for me
ramp one
Well, I'm right down
Nice
We're the counter-terrorist
I
Did
Take your time
Stay back close you may lose one
I'm super. I'm low kind of
Three houses. Stand back. Stand back. Stand back. I got this.
That's gonna be a running beat.
Oh, it apps. Run towards me.
Oh, good work!
What's my knife is that, P?
That's a Karambit Tiger II factory do.
Okay.
Pretty cool, huh?
Mmm.
Yeah, you get that.
Open this bad boy up.
I gotta open this Crabbit right here
I think I opened it for you
Bam!
Alright, I am shit
Okay
Good ride
Oh shit!
Good headings
Underpress, underpress
Got one!
Ahhhh! Two underpass, two underpass!
Got one of them, got one in our pop.
That's one of the top mid.
Oh my gosh, he's behind you mid.
Good work team!
It's time to get serious. Time to get serious.
I'm walking in right now. I'm walking in.
There should be the top of the leaderboard by the end of this game. 100%.
Well...
It's really good.
Tiger II Factory New Karamend.
Yeah, yeah
I sketch it stupid bitch. Oh shit under bass. Oh shit
Oh
One pushing on mid he's on chair right now chair in bed
We did our part
Guys don't want to brag but I've doubled my kills at round
You gotta see Nick good job. Don't want to brag but I double my kills at round
Excellent work out there boys excellent work
And I got myself an egg. Yeah, I don't want to keep up. I got one
Run in for it. Can I get a drop? Can I get a drop? Can I get a drop?
I can only drop you off the mast. Can you drop? Can you drop off your head please?
Yeah, I dropped something. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that mine? I bought it for you. Oh
Should we die actually buy you an op
She tripped me tripped me tripped me tripped me. Oh, no, I'm buying you an op you jackass
Okay, trade trade trade trade trade trade. No, no, no
You just don't buy you not back. So you serious. Are you serious? Oh
You come on come on come on come on watch watchy doozy watchy doozy
Yeah, yeah, we found this. I give it back to you. That's what you bought. Well, bye. It's your magic trick
I'll get the worst guy. Well, I'm
Want one of those I want one of those
Uhhh...
Ha ha ha ha!
Give me that up right now!
I'm stuck on 1x at the time, I'm stuck on 51 seconds.
Oh wait, thank you.
It's not your up, it's Austria's up.
I'm going to buy you an op.
I got robbed.
Give me that AK right now!
Pussy gives me the AK, I can kill the op.
Okay, okay, okay
Okay
Let's see give me the AK. I don't know where the AK went. I have an M4 now. He's got the AK. I've got the AK now
You're a trade trade three two one now
Let's go
Are you happy? I'll do it
You can get you you can get into the man if you shoot him in the head. No, that wasn't
not one second ago. It's not true. All right, all right. I'm not doing it. I thought you were going to do it.
Let's ride!
I'm dealing with myself! I'm dealing with myself!
I think I got my swagger bag!
I didn't get my swagger bag. Ready? He's on the pass. He's on the pass.
They're waiting for me like an ad. I'll be like
The white sitting here watching that like that I
Have bombs I'm down over here. I'm down. I'm down mid
You
A man
You got the app
Who's all by your nevus give me up
Don't buy him enough he doesn't deserve it. Let's fuck just happen
Yeah, stand I
Got me boys
Yeah, you like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, but you're a grunger
I
How much is this
I had more but I got high
Yeah, there's somebody you had to be you kind of dumb
Yeah, dude, it was really stupid.
Stand back, boys.
Stand back.
I'll handle this last one again.
All right, you do that.
Quick scope.
Where are you at?
Quick scope.
Quick scope time.
It's one, it's one.
Quick scope.
That was my kill. I see the couple of shots. Uh, yeah, for a while.
Watch
That op is not 70k well good thing nobody said 70k
I'm a team down my way
Okay, I why can I come through?
Okay.
There's so much.
Okay.
All right.
Is that an upper mid?
Okay.
All righty.
Under, under a thing.
Oh.
Unknown.
He's not killed me.
I
Dude
My brain is lagging
okay dude you have to know she's there see question up that guy's good that guy
is good I got it's got a fork I don't we guys have it up oh we're saved we're
We're saved! We're saved!
Oh, for he's a delicate fellow!
For he's a delicate fellow!
I'm gonna peak man,
and kill five of them.
Bam, kill the rest.
Alright, that was high-med and sick.
Oh, shit!
a ramp to do to-
GO AWAY!
That was a dink, that was a dink, that was a dink.
He repeats right, he repeats right!
Fuck you!
GO AWAY!
Nice!
I did it!
Win the round.
Here we go.
This guy lurks out A-Ramp late.
At this time, where is he?
Where is he?
You have no one watching mid.
Okay, nice.
Bomb zombie.
Bomb zombie?
You got a boss promotion!
Oh, you liar!
You liar!
What is the lies bar finish on the night?
What are we gonna do to play a lie?
But then we've got two more players
Like a boy got a revolution case
I'm open up these two cases
I got Rob. My last case of the night!
What, purple? Not too bad to end up on.
I see, I say...
we mmm I say I say we we grab well there's three guys in the room of
I see we poach two of them and go play Liars Bar.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Cozy, what do you think?
Cozy?
Psst.
Cozy, psst.
Psst, psst. Cozy.
Psst.
Psst, psst. Cozy.
pst pst pst pst pst pst pst pst pst.
Cozy pst.
Cozy.
Dude, I hear you pst.
And you're across the house.
Well, I'm trying to get your attention, so good.
Sorry about that.
I say, we get, there's three guys in the chat about us
as we poach two of them and go play Lyres Bar, we dig.
OK, we're not just going to go up there
and be like, hey, you game ditch someone here
to come play Lyra's Bar for 20 minutes.
Where's Drac?
I don't know, is Drac here?
Wait, I'm gonna message Drac,
because it's Drac here that makes it to 40 minute.
game. Yeah, that could work.
That could work. Oh, you want
to play with Jack? Yeah, I
messaged him and I'm texting
him. Double double and call him
kid. That's something I want to say, but I think it will be bad. Yeah, let's keep that
in tag, boss. He doesn't take keeping that one in the day. Oh, for a knife, drive it
up, Reds. Oh, you could trade it for a knife. No, I don't know if I'm a friend. Well, at
top right, go to quality. Oh, yeah, but wait, I got this one. I'd be willing to try that
Stats actually can't use that well that was that track this one's that track. I got three sad track reds
You know yeah, you don't want a satrack knives out
um
Yeah, I'll get enough reds because these reds are really important. You can't trade those up
Yeah, it's on a pink. So
But those are those are good too
Oh
Yeah, I don't know if I got I don't got enough for that
That I don't know I got enough that I got enough that yeah you probably don't
unfortunately not fortunately yeah I go check this face to let him know if you
like that
so that means what means you gotta open more cases
oh you get back I'm gonna open up more cases okay okay okay okay okay one
One moment, one moment!
I have a couple of these.
Here we go.
A couple of those.
Here we go.
Alright.
Wait.
Wait, stop it.
Stop.
Why is it doing what it's doing?
Uh, he's doing why is he doing what he's doing? Hold on. Let me see it. I think I'll get my phone again
Where my phone go?
My phone go
Well, I don't need my phone. Oh
We're good we're good
Here we go here we go
Some of those
All right
Some of these I do do
Dracking answer I can answer
Nope, well, let's we'll open these 20 and then see what's going on with drag
Okay
Okay, get 20 knives get 20 knives
But here we go
Time to get serious.
Quick open on the first one for good luck.
Quick open!
Quick open on the second one for good luck.
Quick open!
Quick open on the third one for good luck.
Quick open!
Quick open on the fourth one for good luck.
Quick open!
Quick open on the fifth one for good luck.
Quick open!
Fuck.
My regular open.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
Oh, purple, not too shabby.
That's another.
Perhaps another.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Perhaps another.
Perhaps another!
Excuse me, have you got anything to say?
Perhaps another!
Giving my 13th reason.
Perhaps another!
giving me my 13th reason
he's giving me no solution
perhaps another
go go go go go
go go go
go go go go
go go go
perhaps another
I want it to be
go go go go go
go go go go
go go go
perhaps another
go go go go
That's another.
How many do you have man?
How much do I have?
A worm god?
Back 3 new?
That's like 7 bucks.
Wait that's pretty good actually.
Perhaps another.
Oh my god!
That's another!
He's just giving him a call, man.
He's giving him a call.
Please.
That's another!
I'm begging you.
What's on Red's New Game?
Did you?
Yeah, but he did do nothing.
Well, I got robbed.
I'm not stolen from.
Gave it to me, fuel his yacht and his support yacht.
Shit.
Wait, what?
What?
It might be chocked.
What?
It might be chocked.
Tracks aren't answering.
20 more then?
Why is it only 20 more?
20 more could hurt!
It might be an early night for us.
20 more could hurt!
One moment.
Here we go.
All right.
OK.
All right, okay, it might be an early night might be a no no no we can get off until at least two
So you're gonna sit here wait wait this is actually fine because if I get off then you could play liars bar with those three
Also, can you tell your stream here where we're playing with tomorrow? Yeah, I did max hallway
That's gonna be so fun. There should be a lot of fun
Also, we should totally get we should totally do that RV area thing because it works for every single person in it
Yeah, I'm down down. Mm-hmm. So I have it happens like so we're playing with four people. I say we're like
Playing the usual for yeah
And if any single person yeah, I'll bits it's one to yeah
hell yeah don't worry closey I got 20 more
I'm gonna get off so you can play live
the attention to gender each time when I come here I am abused
is that is that good how much is that dude you should open a cobblestone case no
okay that's when it turned to an addiction we're just enjoying a hobby right now what
He nuts always go��ko go��ko go��ko
Perhaps he knows it
I'm being in the told I'll give the call
You
Oh, keep going, keep going!
Damn it!
I have to know that!
I actually...
I want to die.
You see that red? You see that red?
Yeah, the Mekton.
I'm going to be hearing this in my fucking sleep.
I have to know that!
You stop!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Waiter!
Waitor!
One more please!
No one's gonna save one more.
Die!
This is the goal right here, I'm down you.
I'm down you.
It's his next one!
Quick open!
I got robbed. Yeah. Yeah, you did. I spin on it for luck.
Oh
One more! One more!
I will suck you off if you give him a bolt.
No!
WAAAGH!
Ah!
Two more!
GAAAARGH!
Damn it!
Last one!
I want my money back.
Excuse me, Crack Our Company?
Yeah, I got hacked.
I got hacked.
Valve, I've never heard of that company.
I've never heard of that company.
Nope.
Okay, well guys, we've been robbed.
We've been robbed.
I'm not doing 20 more!
That's it!
Well, it's way more could hide
No, stop me. I can't shut you away. No, I'm gonna get off you join them play liars bar. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
You me a pegs. Oh
I
Peanut I love you, but I would rather shove something up my ass violently
Yeah, so what I that sounds incredible now gonna see it for this
Oh, that's it. That's no you, me, liars bar, one be one.
One be one. Hop on. Hop on. We're one be one. We're one be one.
We're one be one. Hop on. Get on. Get off. We're one be one.
We're one be one. We're one be one. We're one be one be one.
We're one be one.
It's impossible to do. First of all, no, it's not.
How is it?
You're not gonna get it.
Lock it in.
It's time to get serious.
Listen, you and me will have to fuck with it.
Wait.
What?
You're acting sexy with me.
Draco's eye just been sleeping for three hours and woke up randomly to your text.
Damn.
Yeah, I'll have him hop on.
We'll play Splice Bar!
Wait, Splice Bar? You want to do Apex?
We got Splice Bar and Apex for the next 30 minutes!
We're gonna say Apex.
I'm gonna kill you.
Shut up!
I'm very nice to you, Sam.
I use the pool as a pool in Twitch chat!
Mode in the pool! Mode in the pool!
Mode in the pool!
Lyre's bar is kinda lean in.
Lyre's bar is winning at 65%.
Guys pull, pull, vote, the pull, vote, the pull!
Lyre's bar is winning.
But yeah, Liars Bar is smoking, Apek.
Yeah, I know!
Alright, let's get Mr. Jack into some Liars Bar.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Alright, okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, alright, okay.
Okay.
Okay, alright, okay.
Alright.
all right he's I think you I think wait that might not be him but who's I am
what was what was gone no I saw a guy behind Denny's and his name started with
the DFO Drax oh yeah Drax said he's down for apex or he's down to stare at his
kids playing Liars Bar. Okay, that's good. Tell them it can often be.
Well, I have the title as Liars Bar in Coaxidon, but that's close enough.
All right. Okay, let's do the same. Where's the ad?
Who's that guy?
I think that's a thing. I used to have a waiting room, but now
people just kind of sit by waiting room.
Yes.
He's there, where, where is he, I don't see him, oh wait he's that way, why is he down
here, oh this isn't a fake drag.
Hey, don't do this to me, are you, are you a faker, are you, are you, are you the real
a real drag or no. Hey. Oh, he's up here. I'm getting out of here. Here we go. All
right. We'll wait for the real drag. Dude, you moved him into a random channel. Are you
the real drag now? Oh my god. Chill out the real drag. Yeah. Yeah. Get him out of here.
Get him out of here. We'll give him a third chance. Yeah. Now are you the real drag? Yes,
I
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I'll see the street you grew up on and your first dog name
There's so many people behind Denny's
Party in there was there. I kind of go down and say hi
Go say hi. Well with the because like what if one of them is like raises
Yeah, I'm not sure. Oh my god. Look at how many people are joining behind Denny's right now
Yeah
As you just play with mr. Rogen mr. Taxi
Folks you went over there. Oh my god. Oh my god. He doesn't have perms to get back in here
Is he an idiot did I can't grab him because there's so many people in town
Get back in here folksy
I'm sitting in my
I was looking, that was insane
Holy shit
That's all behind daddy!
Guys, look at this, look at this, look at this
That is so lame!
Holy fuck
Oh my god
What is going on in there?
What's happening in there?
I wonder what that sounds like I'm gonna join for a second. Yeah, all right
There's a waiting in point me I join this is a waiting in point was that me
Ah, is it?
They broke it
All right, all right, okay, all right
Guys, yeah, I can't that chat's literally just broken
You know you gotta leave the lobby leave lobby leave the lobby leave the lobby. Hey, why why?
Holy shit, why?
What was going on?
It was it was the name. Yeah, it was a bad name bad name
Sorry, I don't know if yet. Yeah, oh dude. So that air that you're getting is you're so many people join that channel right now
It's not registering
Well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
They broke discord.
Yeah, that channel is probably permanently broken.
Not broken at all.
Let me remind you guys. Let me remind you guys.
They're so mean.
I like it when they, dude, they have a thing next to the name of their sub.
It says Bungulator.
Yeah, I have it automatic.
So it reads anybody that's a Twitch sub,
and it'll put them as a premium dude in the discord.
I was having for YouTube, but I don't know if I do video video. I don't know. Hmm. You don't have one
Okay, you didn't like the party again. I don't know how to lock it. It's just ready. Oh
He's like to get in there. There he is. Oh, we're bringing closer. We're bringing closer
All right, we're doing live poker ready up boys. We have I never played poker. Oh
Well, you'll figure it out
All right
The liar's deck
We guys slots deck a poker what we do down down for whatever
Let's do whatever your desires. Let's do that. Let's do that. Here's deck
Yeah, I'm gonna get the beer.
Claw chair.
You're not a racist, are you?
No.
Oh my god.
Give me.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah.
You remember me?
I came to you before captain.
Oh!
Yard!
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're not a racist.
I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yurg!
Yurg!
Yurg, basic luxury, Yurg!
Pleasure to be sailing with you again.
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
The honor is all mine, Captain!
Now let's throw these scallywags over the poop deck, shall we?
I'm dead.
I die.
Aye, Captain, aye!
Queen
Ok, that's it
Ok, they're wonderful
Thank you
Yar
Our finest pair of breasts in the seven seas
Yar, that will kill you if you look at it
I'll be playing this one, this one's a queen yar
Queen
He's getting over here
Jackass
Fuck you, Yar
Oh, god
Who that's you oh rude, oh see I lie yarrg all it your scallywag if you dare
I
Don't trust this one captain. Oh
Swap the boot back with them then captain
He's full of lies and silicone a swear. Ah the seas tell true
Everybody makes mistakes here.
Why are you putting me here?
What the fuck?
Please, don't you be here.
Thank God you're here.
Captain me captain.
That was a close one here.
Almost walked the plank.
Both of them are looking at the breast. He's settling his teeth.
Oh, not Fred. Captain. His sales will not have wind in them yard. He is distracted.
Baby Donkey 97 asked me, hello, Mr.
Nut. I just watched Cloaksy being catch out as a racist. And it was the funniest thing I've seen.
the fact that you almost busted a nut was great uh hi viewer uh true and it will well there remember
we keep things wild but never at the expense of others let's focus on the game not dry thank you
frog i'll be playing a king uh yeah king are you best i'll be right there yeah captain
I'm not gonna lie to you Captain Yar. I don't have any Kings Yar. You shouldn't say that
I could be lying though.
That's a double double, buddy.
Let's see if your sales are true.
Yeah, sir.
That's so dumb.
He probably said that out loud.
I could be lying.
I wasn't lying, Yard.
Oh!
Oh, see ya!
Please go to Yard.
I can't be dying at the first.
Please, Yard.
See someone else, Yard.
Please, Yard.
Please, please.
Fuck, Yard.
Yes, Yard.
Yard!
Ah!
A bottle of gin for the table.
Bring me in my heart,
Bring me my hearty folk, glassies!
Alright!
I'm gonna be playing a Queen Yarrrrr!
Alright!
Okay Yarrrrr! Queen!
Listen here, he be playing a queen.
Ah, true as the oceans blew!
Queen!
I'd be paying a queen as well.
Yarrr.
So you don't die us.
Oh.
I'm sorry, the powder wasn't...
You seem to be imbibent, Captain.
I don't know what that word means, Yarr.
That penis doesn't work, Yarr.
How would you know that?
I'll be playing a Captain Queens Yarr.
Queen.
Here.
That's for you!
Lassie!
Kisses. Kisses from me.
Oh, you!
Badass? Queen.
Ah, that's the truest queen if I've ever seen one.
It'd be true.
True is the ocean's blue, as they say.
Me.
He used to be stuck for months at sea with nothing but us and our seaman on the poop deck.
and you know what we do drac
What's your voice voice do you jerk each other off weed?
Captain he be lyin
Listen you listen to him once right? That's the mermaid siren right there if I'd have heard one
Don't do it twice.
First time he's dead.
He'll lure you in and lie right to you.
He has a smaller breast, so I gotta call a lie.
Never listen to him! Never!
I'm sorry, me captain.
Now he's gonna die because of you.
Ah, my captain has gone through sickier situations than this hour.
Someone die!
Hardin' as a sea barnacle he is.
You're a captain if they die, I call the buddies.
You're a whatchamacallit.
I give him a proper burial, because they're my friends.
Oh, of course, of course.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not gonna stay more close.
You're a good man.
Fire!
My yard!
Yard! Yard! Yard!
What the- oh no! What the fuck yard?
Shoot him yard!
No! Fuck you!
Oh!
Hey, he told me to see him going to live forever.
Did we forget to load the guns, you heard?
Ah, three queens on the queen's table, you heard?
What's the last one?
You shouldn't have done that.
Oh, a mighty mistake as tall as a horse.
We're doing nothing.
No, no, no, no, please, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
Don't see if I'm lying.
The king right there, Yar.
I don't have three kings.
I have four kings, Yar.
Oh, Yar.
He makes real fucking sense, Yar.
Me captain, me captain.
King is true as the oceans bloom.
Yar, call it.
There you go.
What the hell?
Yar, be quicker than that.
You're done.
Kisses from me.
I be walking the plank, Yar.
Hey
He's had no he's had zero to six is no way she died if I survive I'll pay back the tab I think
Hey, Dodger
Another coach when captain
Ah, so beautiful.
Yes, what is our beautiful lady such as yourself doing at sea?
It makes me want to set sail.
Oh, I'm at full mast.
Oh, full mast.
I'm about to set sail.
Oh, he's setting sail.
He's an exhale.
Captain, Captain, don't set sail.
Do not set sail.
He's sailing, he's sailing.
What's up with these guys?
Ha.
Yar, what be your move?
Me pants were fighting before.
Fuck!
Yar!
Dude, OK.
I haven't been shot once. There's no way that this is going to fucking shoot me first.
Not a fucking chance!
I think we forgot to load the guns, I'm sure.
Alright, Yarr.
I... I win.
I have a phone card.
I've got quite the booty myself, captain.
I can't select any of my cards.
Space port.
Yeah.
Oh, thanks, man.
There you go.
Oh, thanks, bro.
I'm putting a phone card.
I'm skipping it, yarn.
No!
King.
Phew!
Which one?
King.
Ribbiting, I must say.
Yarr, there's no way there's this many King Yarr.
Somebody be lying here, Yarr.
Liar.
Ah, three queens at the queen's table.
Queen.
Captain?
Yes?
You'd not be lying to me, would you?
Aye, I would never lie to you, yer.
Now that one on the other hand, that scallywag there.
Aye, that's nice.
Queen.
Aye, Captain.
Queen.
A queen, y'all.
It's okay, I'm not gonna call it out in front of the car.
Oh.
Liar.
Oh, he tricked you guys into this!
Wow.
How lucky are you?
I'm a lucky Captain Yard.
You're a lucky guy.
I play this card true as the Oatsons blew.
King.
Really?
Yes.
Yard.
Really, really.
Really, really Yard.
I see this is harassment the way you're looking at me that's what I say.
I be looking at your heart not your breast yard.
Oh, my captain.
She's going to stay.
King.
How lucky are you, king.
I'm sorry to do this to you, captain.
Oh, wait.
Why did you do it to me?
Why did that happen to me, Yarr?
What the fuck, we Yarr?
What?
I thought I could play my last card, Yarr.
Death can knock.
I'm all here.
This doesn't seem very Yarr.
Thank God, Yarr.
Oh, he's here.
I was a good one, Captain.
Fuck it in.
Think again.
Ah, three queens at the queen's table!
Yarr!
Queen!
Queen.
I got it.
Aw, you should've called it would've been fun.
Fuck.
I do he look like he be lyin he do be looking like he lyin you guys call it
he's telling a fit it's not a phone card but it's a queen a fit unless you I
I am telling the truth
queen
call it
queen
liar
what are you?
I get an option
You are my calling well played captain. Well played
Just me and you captain
I'm sorry. This has come down to this
King you are super fucked in your homes King
King.
Your move, Captain.
Guys, you can't play both.
If we play one and he plays the next one, that's a king.
It'll force us to call him a liar.
Guys, we just call him a liar now.
I will be lying!
Oh, not today, oh, say the boy.
Ah, baby don't block it, doesn't scare me.
Oh, who?
You got your.
You have been shot so many times.
Shut up, your.
Queen.
Queen Yard!
I bet that was the grievance sexed sale of the Seven Seas, that one!
Dark the art, the art, the art!
Queen...
You're fucked, Yard!
I am Captain I.
It's me, or the bullet?
The best!
Dali Ho! Dali Ho!
a queen yard. Ask me about my winner. I always have the time for a wiener's acquisition.
Queen. You have to calm the liar at some point,
boys. You play in the first card. Queen. A queen yard. You cannot play more than one
to get the other game. Look, if I only one card can be played, it says it's right there!
Yo move.
Hmmmm.
Liar!
I'll be right.
Yaarrr!
Yaarrr.
Yaarrr!
Yaarrrr!
I'm the dead one! I'm the dead one! Do it!
They're not action, I'm gonna shoot close ya again!
Yes!
You
The Sun does not set on this day
Queer fuck yeah queen a queen yeah, we
Or perhaps a liar I
Captain I would never lie to you. You are
Oh, you sure?
So, aye, captain.
You have set sail many a time across the deep blue.
Queen.
Aye, a sailor's bond is strong.
Ha!
Yes, yes.
Aye, a queen you are!
shivering your timbers I can tell.
Track! Track! Track, can you do that motorboat thing again? Track!
I
Are we get your liar liar?
I
Captain I don't think you know how to play the game doesn't have lies every day. I
Do I do?
Take this clock see you
You
Why the next shot is a kill shot. Yes, the next shot be tried in truth
Me needs lock in I need to lock in me boys
King
King a king
Yeah, yeah, what's the number of a heavier, and I know the cost of lies
There's who goes a yard
In your muscles and see we work in
Queen.
Ah, queen-yard!
Queen.
The Queen?
I heard!
Yard.
Oh, fuck yard.
You yard got killed.
What's the number of my head, Captain?
Uh...
Time to flirt with danger.
That's... not good yard!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The bootie is mine!
I like why he is the captain!
That is why he is the captain!
Alright boys!
I think I'll be fine!
Obviously that guy being our 4th was fucking hilarious!
I like Mr. Gluckshart!
He's a good man!
Yeah, he's a good man!
Good man, that's a good dude.
Good night, Mr. Cluckster.
All right, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, boys.
I'm off, I'm off.
Have a good night.
Have a good night, boys.
All right, boys, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
This is water.
That was thirsty work.
Good night, boys.
Good night.
Have a silly little night full of silly little dreams, perhaps,
as well as silly little things percents per baby, per baby,
if you ever so desire.
Good night!
Good night, everybody!
Good night!
Good night, boys!
Good night now!
Good night, everybody!
Good night, gang!
Rest up, rest easy now boys, rest easy now.
Good night now boys.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night, Kevin.
Good night, Sailor, good night, Sailor.
Let the seas carry you, Sailor, to your true destination.
Good night, Sailors, good night, Sailors.
Good night, sailors! Good night, sailors!
Good night! Good night now!
Good night! Good night, sailors!
Good night! Good night!
Denies!
Denies!!