you
You
LET'S GO!
IT'S FUCKING BAD!
RIDE IT!
WANT IT!
NO ONE NEED TO LEAVE NO ONE HAPPENED!
LET'S MOTTA FUCK IT GO!
IT'S POTTY...
POTTY GAME NIGHT!
How are you buggy ladies and gentlemen this fine fuck a fan Friday gentlemen?
We really paid out. Yeah, I thought I'd play the aisle. Yeah, I thought I'd play the aisle
Mr. Hodge recommended it. I've got a I've got a bunch of party games tonight boys a bunch of party games
We're gonna be playing all sorts of games tonight the whole night all different types of games
Yes, Hutch is fat, that is true, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have good game recommendations.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh-oh, mm-hmm.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Fat people matter.
That's right.
And with that, we will grab the one.
The only.
God damn it! It saddened itself!
Hottermeeeeeeve!
Hello?
Is it... is it working?
Is it on?
Wait, what can I hear you?
Oh.
The hell?
Hell is it we hold on hold on mr. Hotch you you wait just one second
You wait just one second young man. Don't you don't you do nothing?
Hello
Hello, there we go wait. Hold up. Can you talk continuously for me?
Word word
Word we're not to the streets of that one. Oh, I'm muted. Hello
Okay, it's working good. It's working good. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right, okay
By the way, mr. Hodge, I have a couple party games picked out for us tonight. I went ahead and downloaded the aisle
I'm assuming that's what you want to start out on
Wood wood wood. I keep muting
I'm down for anything. We don't have to play the aisle. We can play other games. Whatever you think, okay?
Okay, you'll like the aisle you're gonna fall like the aisle. Oh
I don't know if it'll be a little slow for you.
By the way, I invited Genji and Drak tonight for four players.
Four-player action-packed extravagance of fun time.
All right?
Good.
Play Kahoot.
This isn't a third-grade classroom, you bitch.
****, Kahoot.
You better play your ****, Kahoot.
We're doing party games tonight.
We're doing party games.
I mean, I'm down to start on the aisle. I don't really care
What I'm gonna tell you one thing would definitely play tonight is that roadside research game
I also found a new game. It's like Liars bar, but your aliens and shit
Shit, okay, that sounds fun. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. I was juicy was juicy
I don't know what you do that. Let me text you. Let me see. She's on her way. Okay. Oh
You see
Here we go, and the drags gonna be an hour late. He's doing some type of apex legends. Who's he who's he do you?
You're the month. Oh, yeah. Yeah, who's he do you see? Yeah, we're not giving a
Pico Park, where's I've ever heard of that? Where's that? Is that new game? Oh
Guys is it is the eye of good or such chicken eyes? Oh, is the eye of good or is it such chicken eyes? Is he chicken eyes?
Also, I think you might have the wrong aisle downloaded
You gotta be actually fucking my ass
You have to download the a verma branch the a verma branch
Yeah, you right-click the aisle go to properties where it says the witch like I guess branch
Okay, do the a verma the a verma got it. Okay
properties
Game versions of verma got it. Okay. Yes update. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good sir. Oh, hey, it's it's all right
It's only seven. I don't know
So, do you know the premise of this game? You're a dinosaur and do you eat other dinosaurs?
Yes
Fuck yeah in order. Okay, so it again like a lot of people see this game
I'm talking three, four, five
hours it takes to grow and if we
kill someone else, we can kill
someone who it took eight, nine,
ten hours for them to get there.
So this is just being a dinosaur
asshole.
Well, it's just, no, it's
surviving.
It's hey, let's go get a drink of
water.
Oh, but crocodiles killed one of
us.
Hey, let's go get a bite of that
Peanut just died because of t-rex Adam. I'll never die. I never died. I never died
Maybe maybe did you just die? Maybe Jinjin just did you just died well to the t-rex while peanut
Was 30 yards away laughing. Maybe that's the scenario
Now we have to decide what we want to play
Okay, was that me like you choose your dinosaur you get to choose who you want to be yeah
We could be the t-rex, but that's gonna take a long time to grow
okay okay we could be one of the we could be a pterodactyl but we can't
really kill anything in pterodactyl we just kind of fly around and try not to
die okay we could be a Herrera hold on hold on hold on hold on what if what if
we all play a raptor and we just team up and kill people now that is a great
call. If I kill, let's just say I kill another raptor. Do I become a super raptor?
So you can't become an elder raptor by surviving for a long period of time.
But you have to kill things on your diet. An elder raptor.
Yeah.
Elder raptor.
Hmm
Yes, Snoop Dogg the most dangerous predators
Oh, yeah, I'm is there any guys that hide in my screen right now. I'm just kind of joining any game
Okay, so we got to pick a server for both of us to join without saying it so it has a 300 Q
Okay, all right. Okay, you hear that you hear that you back off you back off
I'm hide. I'm hide right now. I'm hide right now. I'm gonna eat this a real quick or this
Thank you boys speech each month
to pack
That hides the restriction in the game
You'll have to hide screen for just a second until
We put you on stream remote so you don't leak anything. Okay, okay, okay. We'll do we'll do got it got it
Okay
Or I'm in the server selecting screen. What do I do now?
Already I'm logging out right now right?
I
My opponent is my opponent is I doubt where do I go all right? You're good. I'm logging out right now
Just logged out. We're good. I am going to send you a demon. What's wrong?
I think chat correct. We can spawn in together. So we're not looking for each other, which is awesome
Give me a second. Oh
Yes, I'm pretty sure they put an update in where you can spawn in together with people
Okay, all right this server
right here I'm de-imagine it you want to break your bubble but it says is 32
servers total yeah yeah that's why it's again as long as we're in and we're
growing anyone who comes in after us we're gonna be bigger and we can kill
after 30 minutes there's a thousand of them if we're gonna be a thousand
party raptor pack or rather than and you have to remember this well I don't want
to say too much join that server okay all right okay I'm hiding my speed
I'm looking at your chat. Got it. Okay. Wow, Rio can speak. Alright, let me see here.
No, but we'll have her find us here.
We're incognito. Incognito. I, hold on. I,
am I doing session filter official? Yes. I'm not seeing that. I typed in
into the box at the top right about seek anything since your results are you on a
verma you're on the right branch everything's blue yes yeah I am yeah
oh wait let me open up your stream well I can't wait are any of the boxes on the
right check mark let me be good okay just cute it good good good good good
All right, I hit play right have session filter official, and then I have servers 32 results
You don't have 32 I got 32 years old. Yeah, I got 32 results then at the very top click players
Okay, guys players again, so okay hop down. I should see it. Oh, yeah, there it is. Okay. Okay guys
Okay, let's let's get in there chief
All right, okay, let's ride
I'm gonna get a feel about this I'm gonna be the best raptor in there. Oh, it didn't connect
We talk about how we talk about that. Yeah, I couldn't get it. Oh
Welcome in Genji welcome in
You wanted
Yeah, I did I did
Open the game for some reason it's like you got cheated to the of Armo branch or whatever
Burma right-clicking properties and Burma
Hey, what happens when I can't connect
Of course this is happening when we want to play wonderful daddy acquisition failed
Getting it to I just I'm just gonna keep let's try this one. Let's try this one. Let's try this one
Let's do that one right there
One right there because my dream team and I just sent you okay. Oh, oh god. Okay. Yep got it
Connecting now. All right now. We got it. So people are just filling it up as we were trying to join. Oh, yeah, it's working
It's working. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna clean all the spit off my feet
There we go
Here we go. I can't wait to be a dinosaur
So cool
So cool.
I've never played this and I've always wanted to.
Oh, it's so much fun.
It's so much fun.
Especially like whenever you get the whatever.
Wait, wait, wait, my sister's behind my machine.
Nope, you're good right now.
You're okay right now.
Phew.
Okay.
Herbivore carnivore, omnivore human eggs.
I think I'm going to be able to
play a lot of games. Which
was the best. Okay, Cardivore.
Okay, God, Cardivore. You could
just be an egg. Do I press
spot code? Chad, do I need to go
in first and then send him a
spot? Oh, that works. Oh, yeah,
you do. I think you do. Everybody
wants me to be a. Alrighty, so
That's who we want to play. I know what 90% of these are. I'm
Off survivor of the sentence. Do you want to be the female or do you want to be the male?
Male I want to be swagging my shit you be the female. Got it. Wait, I studied allosaurus
Do you want to do the allosaurus instead? We have to be the same dinosaur. You can be in a group
Oh wait, I'll be raptors at the one you're doing
Yeah, I think that's what you wanted to do. I guess I'll be raptors what we should do
I'll be the male confirm. Oh wait. Do I wait for you to spawn code now?
Yeah, I think you wait for the spawn code. We're gonna spawn in really quick
You give me this blur real quick. There we go perfect. All right
So now chat. How do I mails mails are smaller mails are smaller. I want to be the female. I'm already the female
Or you could be a female too, and then Genji, you be the male and you can blow our backs out.
Yeah, yeah!
Well, yeah, we'll do like a, like a Swapsy-Doozy or whatever the shit.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, so I'm being a male.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, you be the guy.
Guy-dino.
Well, it will be the ladies.
I don't know about you, but I'll be the prettiest lady-dino out there.
I'm waiting for you to spawn, Goan-Geef.
Waiting for you to spawn, Goan.
Yeah, I'm trying to get it. Give me one moment. Absolutely. Take your time. Take your time
What should be the fattest I know most likely most likely
Mr. Punisher mr. Cooch I'm a good man
Do we
Not
Oh, yeah, I said I said it the wrong one
You sent me there you go. There's the right one
That was a test you didn't pass you fam you should know that was a fake out
Well, good thing. I didn't join it up. You pass the test
All right, miss touch of you eat the burger again you see bad recede
Perfect. Perfect. Running into a lot of issues. I am currently trying to grab the spawn code that doesn't exist
So give me one moment. I am trying how would it be to just fight each other in the game?
Very difficult, but we can try. Oh, I got it. Yeah
We're sitting on over champ
Copy that and then post it you want to hide copy that and then post it
Why is it 400,000 characters long?
I'm hacking into the mainframe.
I'm in the mainframe?
We should wait for Genji.
We should wait for Genji before we get started.
It didn't let me wait.
No, you're in here.
You're with me.
Oh, wait.
Oh, you can customize your dino?
Yes.
No way.
Talk to me.
What's going on?
I just pressed Connect, and it just
tries to connect for the longest time,
and then it just put me in.
It just says data and I don't know if that's too big of a board.
Something failed.
Yeah, that was it.
You just keep clicking it.
I think it might be because people are joining.
They grow pre-brew.
They might be filling up.
Max grows pre-brew.
Preview?
I'm not going to restart the game if I'm getting that.
I would keep clicking it a couple more times.
And if they keep failing, they restart for sure.
OK.
Whoa.
You just encrypted code did you send me honey?
You can make the dino bigger
You can rotate a douche
I want to be green
No, so whenever we get in we'll all get like pick what our dinos are good at and then when we have baby eggs
Our babies who can spawn into the game will have all of our perks. They'll be super dinos
Who's gonna control those guys real players every dino that we run into every single
What can we be the baby of another guy right now? We can we can have an egg and then we can
You can make your eyes red
Yeah
Oh my god
We're going with red, we're going with red.
Connection established.
Okay, it's good.
Acquisition in process.
Oh.
That'll do almost anything.
Oh
Wow
Okay, all right, I'm gonna be the red-eyed raptor man
Okay, good. Don't get too attached cuz we're probably gonna die. Oh
No, I don't win that we're gonna be that we got three of us. That's 3v1
Wait, let me see how much larger everyone is than us, okay?
He's doing he's like doing he's like drinking his heaven
Something I have no idea you in the server Gigi
It would have taken a dive from star basin we could just kill hot shit eaters belly fat
Oh, you said larger max that growth out. Wait, wait, wait. No, this is a growth preview.
This isn't changing anything. Save it.
Did you unigate yet?
No, I just was connecting.
You might have to restart. I'm pretty sure we can just spawn Genji on top of us.
Yeah, we'll just kill ourselves.
Yeah, we're just kill ourselves. Yeah. Okay. I'm in the game. I'm in the game. Yeah.
Yeah. There you are. Hey, how you doing? It's a little darker than me. Hit X.
This is our night vision. Whoa.
Now we both built the exact same dino. Well, none of the options really did anything.
That's true. All right now how the game works. Oh look at that. Yeah!
Look, look, look, look. Yeah!
Don't do that towards me or you'll pin me and kill me.
Yeah!
Don't do it.
There is team damage. If you bite me I'll bleed and it will be fucked.
Okay, I won't bite you. I won't bite you.
so if you hold Q you can smell where all the food is okay so anything on we're
here over here
this is wages wage is a also you should probably actually before when you should
hide your screen real quick and turn on streamer mode you don't need the server
Okay, wait, the scheme change
Which oh
God, oh, it's on
Gigi as long as you have the Burma under properties enabled and you should be fine
Gigi's your whole screen like blue and said yes, oh you see you're on the right one
Yeah, I think you just gotta keep trying it was kind of finicky with us as well
Yeah
We gotta go this way follow me all that almost is the food with it with it with it the thing is
It's the symbol so if go ahead and hit tab
You can look at your diet. This is what we need to eat and what gives us the letters
The letters on the bottom right of your screen if we can fill up all three will grow at 300%
Which means we'll grow to big size faster
We want to fill those letters up and there's an a right over here come come come
Oh
We just dig a source
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? You can see me do the map catch. Oh
Wait me back at the spot. I see I see I see I see your name. Yeah
You can also do calls one is our bark
Okay, how do you that? How you that? That's one. Oh
Oh
Three is our we're gonna kill you
Do is ours. Oh, we're just hanging out I see I see I see R and R a little dynamo R and R
Hmm, oh, I've got Q activated this there's there's a circle over there if you go there
Yeah, there's an a right in front of us. That's where we're heading. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
On a B boys
My guy have stamina does run forever
So when you're smaller you can pretty much as a raptor run for a very long time if not forever
As we get larger, you're gonna have to maintain your stamina. We got you got you. We they disappeared
Oh, no, no, it's just it's just farther you have to hold Q again. Oh got you
Yeah, yeah, what is still saying is connecting I joined the queue and now it says disconnecting
Nothing's happening.
Uh...
How'd you...
Should we try a different server maybe?
I don't know.
We've already done so much.
There's not like any DLCs that I have to buy, right?
No, no.
Not this way. This is a bad way. This is death.
Uh...
Okay, all right.
Oh yeah, I'm doing good.
I'll still have the map.
We gotta go this way.
Well, what do we do about Jiji?
Do we just have to keep trying as we swap?
I think she has to keep trying.
If you keep having issues,
I think we might just need to swap.
Okay, you can just swap now preemptively
if you wanna try that.
I don't know how I need to close out and restart,
but I have restarted every time.
But what if this time's the special time?
you gotta be kidding me it's across the fucking water
how big is this map it's huge
would I verify files or something on it
the 4-inch for gas something it went away
let's go over here the gastro that's what helps empty out our stomachs faster
but I might die before we even get to that point
That's well that's the option of one a lot
We might just need to leave the server we might just need to leave server
We said what you quickly said ground GG head to another server. Mm-hmm. Let's do it log out
Yeah, log out. Okay, right. Okay, or I'm on the server page. I'm gonna see you guys. I'm new server
You're try this one right here. I'm looking at it looks like a promising one, okay
Have Genji join it first.
Genji, you join it first.
First Genji, first Genji.
Right there, Genji.
Just send it to you.
See if you can join that one.
Do an unofficial?
Unofficial?
Is that better?
Is that what's better?
Oh.
What's your dinosaur's name?
Peanut?
I am connecting.
work is it different can you see all right wonderful there it is it was just full
unofficials are better
let's just we're already here let's just okay all right okay all right which one is it
wait text me text me text me already did already did right
okay oh very secretive oh no one would ever find this here no one would ever find this here
All right, okay, I'm back yet. Okay, what am I picking?
Like carnivore and well, I mean we can play something different if you guys want to try it. I don't care. What's the coolest way to pay?
Well
we can play the the
pterodactyl and fly around and watch people eat other people and try and steal food
No, let's be raptors. Let's be raptors. I want to be I want to be a lady
I want to be a lady all right
Let me get the spawn code for you guys. How do I get the one I saved?
I'm not sure and fuck it the only thing that was different with my eyes red
Well, I'm in oh fuck. We I went I went in I went in I'd grab this one code. Oh
We're gonna fuck up
Just say back
escape
No, no back bottom left
I
Unicorn fur this bottle right
Let me get this bottle I got this all get this bottle where is it? I'm already
Let me kill myself and you get this bond code and send it to us. Okay. Okay. All right kill yourself. Okay, chef
All right, we're looking at my gun
It tab
Go to group. Okay, it's invisible underneath where it says spawn code, okay?
That doesn't exist. Roop
Spots, oh, it's a visible. Oh, okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. They just go in GR together
Wait, did that that works that worked you're with me. Wait, what am I supposed to hide?
Wait, she's with me Peter. Hi cliff and jump off
Okay
I'm fighting the highest cliff. I see what up there. Don't you worry chief. I'm on the way
Oh my gosh. Yeah. Now, make sure you jump very high because if you don't jump high enough,
you'll just break your leg and then it's all fucked. Okay, got you. Got you. Got you.
You can just spawn in. I believe you'll spawn right next to me.
Okay.
Well, my dino is too stupid to go up the hill.
Jump or try and jump up there.
Oh, there we go. Oh, never mind. I did nothing.
I was just kind of skating down my tail.
Is there any faster way to kill myself?
Nope.
Holy fucking shit.
Drowning yourself?
Drowning myself
Who this guy could this guy can fucking jump from anywhere he wants he's not taking any damage
Yeah, you're real real high
Yeah
Okay, there we go there's something do I need to hide something so people don't know mm-hmm
We would always walk it on one
I just grained hit settings?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
You're not streamer, both.
But he yellin' it out of the mountain.
Dude, what are you doin'?
I can't jump no more, we all walkin' on wonky.
You broke it, like, I swear.
I swear, I'm gonna fucking break out.
How do I kill myself?
You did exactly what I said not to do, people!
How I supposed to know how I had to be up on the mountain?
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
He's invincible. He's a god. He can't die.
Oh my gosh.
I have to find some more names.
Oh my gosh.
A little bit of one name.
Follow me boys.
I find little
little stupid water.
We can cut ourselves.
I swear, bro.
Got to find some water.
I found some water.
I'm shaking.
You got to find some water.
Little bit of water.
A little bit of water.
It's a little bit of water.
A little bit of water.
On to the cup is water
Hi, where's all the water at? Can you find it with any of the buttons?
We what happens if I just log out hold q go to the little droplet
Um
There is no droplet
Good. Oh my ass dude. I just need to switch service
Again, it's peanut
He can't click bottom left instead of clicking bottom right. You can't go kill him. Oh
I'll be a whole queue oh
You just stop moving
Just no farther. Yeah, they did nothing. There's another one another. All right, okay
Okay
Yeah
Good to be water without
Without a droplet
Is your voice can I just touch up to come eat me you can type
You guys said he's north did you come with me we might be able to find them which would be
You guys see that
What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
I have an idea.
Okay.
Me and Genji will both kill ourselves.
Okay, okay.
And then we'll spot on top of you.
Genji, allowed to jump.
Right here.
Mm-hmm.
That was global jive, which is global jive.
I killed myself.
We're good.
We found a spot.
Good.
Okay, give us the code.
I didn't die I didn't die. Oh my god. You die. Holy shit. Holy crap
Dude what
I'm up to find the water. Don't you worry, huh? I'm up to find the water
I'm on you Pina and I'll kill you so you don't have a broken leg
Okay, all right
Okay, you spawn me and then kill me and then you kill yourself, JG kills herself, and we all die.
Alright, God bless.
What the fuck is going on?
Okay, I'm getting the spawn code. I'm acquiring the spawn code, I think, maybe.
It's all of me copying. It's not working like it did last time.
Okay, I'm gonna jump off again.
Dude, be not so weird.
I'm on group, I'm clicking in the space below spot code, it's not saying you can copy it.
I finally died, we're good.
Tell me how me and Jinji could kill ourselves in half a second.
Guys, I'm telling you I can't click the spot code, look!
There's nothing there when I click it!
Okay, so do I put another code in again?
I'm about to find you, Modern.
Do I put in peanuts code?
No, that's an old code, I don't know where that is.
That's an old code that's that's it all I mean you might spot next to me, but not next to me next to me
What fight water
Oh, I hear something. Oh water water water water
Okay, can you jump I can kill myself
myself
Can you jump at all no
How do I kill myself
Did that think you'll be what is your moose dangerous?
Yes, welcome to whatever you see and let it kill you. Oh, yeah, I don't know. It's not a motion
Sure, I need your help. I need you to kill me
Please please kill me
Yes
Oh
There's a monkey too. Oh, that's I don't know what that is
He's got much more aggressive
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know. I kind of just thought over there running from the tree. Oh, okay. All right, I'm dead
all right all right I will spawn everyone in okay I've confirmed we can do this we
can do this we choose my eyes to read first so we know some scary okay all right
I've got a place to spawn code there's your code I'm pretty sure here right and
I got a code yeah I'm pretty sure here right no no no you don't know you
PAY NOT! PAY NOT!
There's no-
I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry, guys.
I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so fucking sorry.
PAY NOT!
Guys, I'm so sorry. Guys, I'm so sorry.
They're g-singing you to code.
Okay, I'll show you. Okay, I'll show you the code.
I'll send the code. I'll send the code.
I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry.
I thought that you had confirmed, and then it goes to the next screen, then you put the code in.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
That's on me. That's on me. I'll take that one
Yeah, I've seen you guys my code ego. I
Use that spot code
I'm waiting for you right here. We'll move a muscle. Jinji wishes to spawn join your group open profile tab it quick excited to go
Okay, Chad
You are you I
making my guy
This is water, I was good at water actually, you wanted to find food, can I eat my dinosaur?
I
Do it quicker
To yourself sure Pnetasaurus
Can I put in the game so other people can see it no, I don't think so all right
All right, there we go. I'm adding a mutation
I'm doing hernia, Pomalia.
How can I tell if I'm a guy or a girl?
I don't want to answer that.
Let's see.
All right, let's see.
Shutting look down, that's wild.
Um, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which,
which, which mutation you do first, Hodge,
except that the, uh, you want the first one.
But you know, yeah, bleeding target.
Okay.
God, homonia guide.
Oh, guys, believe it or not, against all odds, we're back together.
I see her here. I got moving until she gets here. I'm not moving.
Gigi!
What? Where are you? Oh, you guys are up there. Oh, come on up. The water's fine.
Oh, big toy, but we'll find you one good man, good man.
If there's a big and big thing, we'll find you one good man, good man.
and bring some doggy whoops which we went to one good man, good old man!
Thank you my boy, thank you my boy.
Follow me team.
Fuckin' up like some dinos on a Friday night, Mr. Jose, Mr. Jose.
A man of class, a man of stature.
We're going on to the point.
Dinos.
Let's ride!
We got one on my head.
You guys don't get the stripes on your head, only boys do?
Yeah, maybe only boys get stripes on our head.
but we but we get menopause checkmate
you are cool yeah yeah keep your stripes fuzzy you got the good shit all
right so our goal in a fight is to right-click and pounce on top of something
Okay
Okay, and not let him heal it. Okay. We want to kill someone from bleeding them to death. Okay
But wait just before any mistakes are made
if you jump on something and you
Jump on them and then I jump on them
Mm-hmm. Okay. All right
so
That's about I try to kill myself on
When we get larger and all of us jump on something,
we can pin it to the ground and kill it.
Great guys, can we stop here to feel for a second?
Come over here, J.D., come over here.
Look how cool we are.
Isn't this cool?
J.D.
I'm as fast as I can.
Look how cool we are.
This is cool, we are so cool.
We are so cool.
I wouldn't mess with us.
You think?
Alright, let's ride.
I just wanted to group a little photo right here.
Mental picture, mental picture.
Follow me boys.
Oh.
What, did you hear something?
I heard a chicken.
I'll see if it was on our diet.
A chicken.
A menu.
Check the video to the video. We got to get a bore
Yep, bore and ears your bore and dears and
Stegosaurus's
Not killing a stego. No remember
After we have invested 30 45 minutes into growing if one of us dies, it's all over
All right, if that happens we go play whatever the fuck you
We are on a one life one life hardcore
My man
Good nasty do good. I let you die
I'm gonna kill that boy just for you big man. I'm gonna take that boy by the neck and rip him apart just
Big man
Thank you, judge. He's my piece of mind. It's very kind big man. I'll be doing it well. I'll be doing it well
I'm like do you see a bore?
I'm looking how we don't there's a bore eat these gastrolits. Okay guys. It's oh, Bobby Bunchies
Shit he is now our mom wait is he
Hold two.
Now this is all right.
This is great.
He can get us food.
That's her mom.
That's now our mom.
OK.
Follow Bobby Butchie.
Right here.
Drop on it.
Right click.
Oh.
Oh, we got it.
I'm bleeding I'm bleeding
we don't want that we don't want that
That's what I'm dying for, man. Come by me.
That's what I'm dying for? What?
I'm sorry.
He's just over here.
How?
I ate it all.
What? What am I doing? Is that my tongue?
What the hell am I eating?
What the hell is all this dying?
Am I gonna die?
No, no, you're not gonna die.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
Well, we did.
Wait.
We Bobby Bunchy Spoke!
Face is trashed ya!
Guany, that's gotta be French or something!
Imagine if this happened to Ron Jack Guany!
There's no way I'm saying it right.
There's literally no way I'm saying that right.
In a thousand years I could not pronounce that name.
Oh, no, you got to hit H. H.
It lays down so you can stop the
bleed. Oh, I'm just gonna
hang out here for a second.
Okay, just be on the low guy.
It's pretty kind. Hope you'll be
like that. It's all over.
Good. Oh, man.
If it has a letter on it, it means yes.
Guys, we're doing pretty good, guys.
I see all it all.
I think we're doing pretty good.
Let me kill you.
We bought me bunches.
He's helping spray the gas, son.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no, no, no.
You get away from my mom, you piece of shit.
Die.
Jump on it.
Right click.
I'm already on it.
Yes.
Now, put the head!
Oh, I got hurt.
Where's he going?
Fucking Peter, fuck it!
I'm not...
Yes! Okay, it's dead.
Now, this is dying. Eat up until you're done exploring.
Oh, we're on it, bones! On it, bones!
That guy's tongue is long.
You guys got a long tongue.
Where?
There's Bubby Bunchies.
What?
Oh my God.
What are you waiting for?
Oh, that's a...
That's a...
Mr. Badfee, what more anything is there for that?
Bunch of shit! Bunch of the termites, man!
You shit!
There's another one!
My man! My man!
Good man! If you could...
No.
I'm safe! I'm safe!
Oh, fuck! He's laying down or something!
Fuck!
Are you okay?
What?
Oh, no, I didn't.
What?
No!
My guy would move!
I was telling him to go!
Well, that's the aisle.
Wow, what a great game.
Thanks for the recommendation.
I appreciate that.
Yep.
All right.
I'm ready to move to the next one.
I don't know we give that one more shot or we move the next party game of the night
It's completely up to you
Thanks, give me some happy my boy, please you just bother this pretty cocky big man
I'm getting half and a half here next game one more try next fucking
All right, you guys decide I'm gonna go and get a drink and put my food up. I'll be back.
Okay, I should we do...
I should we do... I should we do one more. I should we do one more.
One more... one more... back to go.
You guys still alive?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, okay, so you give me your spawn code? That way I can spawn on you?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Do I need to hide my screen no no no it doesn't show it just copies to your clipboard
Yeah, how do I do it you go to this tab go to group and then there's gonna be a black box
You can't see under spawn code and you just click in that area
Wait, why is it? Oh really it's not gonna work
Do I sport the same location because I can find you easily by spot on the same location
I know exactly where to go.
It's just the same code that you gave me last time, Peanut.
What's the same code? Oh!
Oh, perfect!
Unless I did it wrong.
Fun code invalid.
Has been used too many times, cancelling.
Uh... okay...
Oh, well... shit.
Uh... mmm...
Let me... let me...
You... actually, if I spot it, I can find you.
If I spawn right there, I can find you easily.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You right or no?
I guess?
How do I get to them then? Do they have to kill themselves too?
It would be expired right now. He'd have to find you all.
I can find you easy, easy.
Oh
Don't you worry, I'll be right there
I'm a coming I'm a coming I can find him I can find him
We've got this
Think we should have you piece of my face, but you don't have to that big man. That's way too much, buddy
You don't have to be you don't do that big man. Thank you, brother. I hope you were very swampy man
I'm in a forest. I'm gonna try to find you now
And I'll grow over time so when I get there I'll be like a grandpa raptor
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Am I close am I close I'm back. What's happening? I spawned it and I'm looking for you guys
Okay, is that you making all that noise touch? Oh, yeah, is it you guys know where to go?
Oh
There's a noise that I'm in a foggy forest
Is it
Are you guys next to the foggy forest there's all foggy peanut
You guys aren't next to the foggy forest
Well, Chah, isn't there a way you can check his map?
Yeah, I think so, right?
I-
You don't have to do that, big man!
Hello, Genji.
Jeez, my boy, I hope you understand me.
You support the stream and the bungalows like that
for the truly, truly, truly my boy.
I hope you understand me to be brother.
You might actually be close, Peter.
Thank you, my boy.
Is he close, chap?
Am I close?
Yeah, this is the mountain that I killed myself on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we're coming.
We're coming, Genji.
I lied.
I don't think this is dead.
I don't know, though.
50-50.
This looks like a mountain.
It won one.
OK, I did you see it again.
OK, I did.
I'm going to repeat it.
Yeah, we're coming to you.
We're coming to you.
Why don't I see you guys?
How do you how do you see me?
I can hear your call.
There's no way.
You wait.
You press one.
Shush, shush, shush.
Oh, one more time.
Oh, my God, I can.
That's how we can find each other on the map.
No way!
Yes?
I almost just killed myself.
No way!
He's safe, Gigi.
Oh, bad news.
What?
Chicken, I think, coming to try and kill you.
I'm scared of no chicken.
Well, are they like regular chickens or dinosaur chickens?
Big chicken, dinosaur chicken.
We jumped on it.
One call.
Here, one call.
Okay. Wait, I'm right here. Where? Here. Listen. Oh. Oh, you passed me. All right.
Come on. Are you up on the mountain? Are you on the mountain? We're on the side of it.
We're on the opposite side of it. I'm going to meet you on the other. Oops. You see right
there. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. This is good. We just get we were getting
Chicken right now you could eat this fuck. Yeah
I'm so hungry for chicken
I'm on the way boys. Don't you worry
You hear me? Do you hear me?
Yeah, we hear you.
We are probably killing this chicken.
Oh, fuck!
What just happened?
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I was broke my leg. I think I'm good.
Let's go close. Let's close.
Okay, okay.
We got this.
We got it. Okay.
Push one, push one.
You press one wait. Yeah, I'm right over here. Oh
Where I
See oh there he is there he is
We're reunited
I push to we demand oh to only to we why'd you get so big? Oh
Oh bad news we're now in a group, but we left Genji
Oh wait wait come here Bobby's gonna invite you except Bobby. Oh, okay Bobby but cheeks. I remember mom
All right, cool. Oh
Eat that eat that with him. Thank you. Yeah
Hey, who's always cloudy for 20
We're growing in size. We're growing in size.
We're zinjian.
She's on the other side. How do you get a push?
Because I'm dying.
Oh, oh, my gosh, you gotcha.
Oh, oh.
Repeat the weak raptor.
I, I just haven't grown much.
I got to, I got to try and make your way to us.
I need to get stamina before I come getcha.
Oh, oh.
Um.
He, he, he not.
Oh, no. All right.
You just, you just keep chugging.
Oh, okay
She saw the menu yes, how much of a do I eat?
No, no the the organs peanut the organs the organs these things on the ground
Right here, and right here. Oh
Oh, thank you. Thank you Jack. Thank you Jack
What happens if Bobby butt cheeks betrays us and kill jazz? Can you do that?
He can but he won't because we raptors attack hunters so how many people you see in our group other dinosaurs can't do this
So like this can only have two
Stegos can have like three or four. I'm not too sure
Tarno's only have two
But raptors we have a shit ton. Well, how much do I just keep eating forever?
No, stop when you're stomach full. Somebody's full stomach full. All right. Just chill them
Okay
How you night vision again x okay
Who's shampoo another one of our brothers
We brothers we fucking got we got a lot
Taking up 12 Raptors in a room shit. It sounds like we're overpowered. I'm telling you we're gonna drop like flies
Like whenever we get in a fight peanut
Try not to yell I'm going in too soon because you're gonna watch these motherfuckers drop like wise
It's awesome
You're just gonna see shampoo god be cloudy drop like it's awesome. Where's did you add?
You go get her come on
What's up, you said whoa whoa not this fly I'm a pro son
I would have
He's a day we're coming where is he?
Keep following me. We'll go get her. All right. Come on bumpy bun cheeks. It always got me come on boys
Now remember when we're pouncing on stuff with right-click you got to go to the sides of them if you pounce on someone's
head you're just gonna fail the pounce and they're gonna kill you. Wait, so when I right click one
time did I just rapidly left click? Nope, you just right click and you land on them and it will do
like the damage itself. Oh, there's Genji! We're taking a raptor nap. Well because my legs are broken.
You look at us we're a cool we're like a like a cool family. Do I just press go? You got so many guys.
You got so many guys.
Oh, you can lay down.
By hitting H.
Oh, I like really lay down.
No, that's a crouching. You can sneak up on people.
Wait, which one's crouch?
Control.
Oh.
Okay, so how do I become in the party? Am I in the party?
party you party mm-hmm okay why am I so much bigger than peanut but I see the
baby died why am I not a baby anymore because you did you have a good diet we
need more diet stuff I forgot you die let's go back to the food did you like
You want food, you want food?
No, it's not.
Hey, Brian, we'll rest near the food.
Come this way.
Okay.
Follow me, crew.
If you're going to play a scary game, I'd love to play a scary game, but hodge.
Let's see, Flaps are quick and just like scary games.
No.
Hunch is fat.
Yes, hodge is fat.
Hodge is fat.
That has nothing to do with the conversation we're having now.
The aisle? That's right! Good eye!
It's getting dark out here boys.
Who's Larry Fisherman?
Come and eat. Come and eat.
Company who tell my turn around we've got a new brother
It's fine. We'll hit max groups soon
We got so many guys
You want to see something funny peanut if you walk up to Larry Fisherman and right click them you'll pound something kill him
Holy shit, he's your small
I do it. I do it. I do it. It's up to you.
Ah, Larry Fisherman can chill out. Alright. Alright.
Larry Fisherman's chill. Larry Fisherman's chill. I want a max raptor family.
Now, we're all just trying to grow right now. If we can grow and get big, we can kill those
things that killed you. Okay, good, good, good.
I need to eat a little bit small. This is something I'm gonna press you on this. It's so dark. Yeah, eat that. Wait, is this supposed to be this dark?
Every dinosaur can see better at night.
Arz isn't one of them.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Mr. Cowboy, Mr. Good-Man, Good-Man!
It means head of my property.
Good-Man, Good-Man, Good-Man, Good-Man!
And Mr. King, my good man, Good-Man, Good-Man!
Man, and Mr. Fiel is mine, but more for doing my good, bad, good, oh, man.
Because I just ate something, we got mine.
Oh my God, I'm dying, I'm dying!
We both over-eaten.
No, I-
They're telling me to eat, they're telling me to eat!
Yeah, but you can't eat right now, you're gonna get sick again and throw up.
We have to chill, and then-
No, no, no, I think my ailment is different than yours.
No, we have the same element. I'm looking at your screen same element. Oh, okay
Uh
We fuck this thing down. Is that is that loud?
Oh
Look at it!
It's a body, it's a body, it's a body, hey!
This is a cool game.
We're about to go hunting.
Hell yeah.
That's TOS.
I highly doubt in the Twitch TOS contract there's a notation.
about two raptors fucking a dead animal in the prehistoric times not to not to
call you a liar sir but I'm highly skeptical I'm highly skeptical
where's the water at
small print yet to the kitchen it's gonna get you to the West Rail all right
Let's go do it
Which West rail we're following always cloudy he knows where we're going let's go
With us peanut
I'm fallin Bobby but cheeks. Oh, we know I was kind of girl. I was honey. I could have
All the boys
Now remember, at all these water sources, there could be a Dynasuchus, a Crocodile.
A Dynasuchus?
A Crocodile in the water.
Oh.
You won't know where he is or if he's there until he comes out of the water and kills
you.
So.
The kids use like, in the water?
Yeah, they live in the water, they chill in the water, they don't come on land.
But no, but can you like, not see him in the water?
No, you can't see him at all.
to jump scare every time
but we make our fellow brothers and sisters that we don't know and are
watching drink first always
fuck yeah
bragg i
unfortunately due to this games
complexity i think you have to wait until we go on the next game
they killed you over here
So that's whenever we die.
We want the thing to kill me.
Oh, you would do it.
Put the left in the open.
It's running away.
Be careful, bro.
That was a good start.
Be careful.
My middle name is careful.
Bird, careful dinosaur.
Peanut.
Now where is we always caught he's drinking it and safe. I'm gonna drink where he's drinking. All right
Wait, why is mine filling up with yellow is it piss?
You need to wait till you're on sick anymore. Oh
Wait
We can't drink no water?
We have to wait.
We gotta wait to drink water.
Look at our family.
Look at Larry Fisherman.
Look how cool Larry Fisherman is.
Yeah, let's go to the salt rock boys.
Let's go to the salt rock.
Shamu's is for action.
Alright, come on family!
We're going to the salt rock.
We're gonna lick the salt fix our stomach and then go back and drink water. Okay. All right
Careful to our right
Larry fishman is tiny
Larry fishman over there
I don't think I'm sick no more
Oh, I'm good too. All right back to the water. Let's get back to back to the water
Back to the water drink some water
Oh, look at Gigi go. Holy shit.
You can jump that high. Good thing. Good thing.
My bunny.
So, it's we're going to do the lake and then we go lick salt off rocks.
Oh, maybe don't go that far into the water.
Which one's the stand bars? Is it the flake?
I was muted. Bottom right is the big drop. That's the water. The foot is the stamina.
Stomach is obviously the stomach. We eat that fish?
It's not on our diet. We can turn around and go get some of those deers.
We need to we need to go lick salt off a rock
Salt off a rock
All right, well now we need to go kill a deer
Okay, Bobby said food
All right, let's go eat the food
Okay, okay, okay
come to lay down wait why would I lay down I'm not tired at all thank you're a
little tired your foot a little depleted oh Bobby killed the bore oh that's on
the menu that's on the menu look right there boy max out one of those letters
How you doing? Oh, God, you okay?
It's a letters match. I would stop eating.
What if I, what if I come and get too close?
I can't hear you. Don't, don't eat past your stomach.
A year is completely empty, so you can eat for a while.
Perfect.
Damn it! Shamu ate all the boy!
Hehehehehehe.
Oh
What that trikes out there again, let's go kill it we got like 20 of eyes
Come on
He's fucking up, he's fucking up!
He can't breathe!
He's not the one, Peanut!
He's moved you!
There's two!
He's not dead!
Peanut, don't let the intrusive thoughts win.
Stay back.
Let these guys work for a second.
Look at Genji.
Look how far Genji's away.
Look how far you're away.
have learned as we all take it once I can't stop us we're living we are
growing we're almost I'm almost 50%
someone's gonna die I don't want it to be one of us three
who's rare skis well it's in the new guy in there to die rare get in there
Get in there and kill those eggs!
Where is he? Where's where he's?
He's the smallest one I've ever seen.
Oh shit.
You're my special little guy, Mr. Bear Skis.
I need you
to go over there
and kill those two guys.
Listen, one pounce, Rare.
That's all we're asking.
One pounce.
Land the pounce, get out of there.
Look at shampoo, he's doing great.
Oh, he's going for it!
Where is it?
He's totally out of his mind.
How do you jump off of what you latch on?
Spacebar.
Wait, I'm going to go for a jump.
Oh, jump.
Here we go, here we go.
Alright, go get the practice and you got this.
What the- Oh he's cutting just- jumped over both of them like evil Knievel!
A surest!
Oh Larry Fishman went for the attack!
Yeah!
Get up there!
No!
Why are you doing that?
We're doing it!
Do we lose someone?
I don't know! I don't know!
They're trying to get away!
Charge for life!
Get him right there, family!
Careful peanut, careful they're gonna pin you into the wall and kill you.
If they turn their body and hit you like against the wall you'll fall off and they'll kill
you.
We gotcha, gotcha.
I would lay down over here for a second, get some rest, get some rest.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
They're bleeding right now, which is good.
The more they move, the more they'll bleed.
You just gotta scare them off more.
Those are two players, I think?
Wait, do these are real people or no?
Yes, those are real players, yes.
Both of those who were hunting right now are real players.
What?!
Yeah, they're hours into this grow too.
You two are about to ruin hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of so much work?
And then eat them and see what the benefits.
No way!
Yes.
I got those robots!
No, these are real players, yeah.
Holy shit.
Oh.
No, these are real players, yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah, there's like a thousand of us monsters.
You're done for. You're done for, buddy.
You've been trying to get away, you've been trying to get away!
Get him, Samu! Get him!
Oh
Yeah
I want to live in it. I want to live in it.
You should, you should.
Yeah.
Oh, be careful.
Be careful.
Oh
She's going for it. She's going for it. Did you jump space bar space bar space bar space bar space bar space bar
quick
That was awesome
He's doing it you do it
Okay, I'm going to grab Raptor Style.
You got this, you got this.
Do you think they're bleeding?
I do.
I think you can hold Q and you can see the blood
come off of them.
They're trying to lay down.
You see them trying to lay down?
They're trying to stop their bleeds.
Oh, thanks always, cloudy.
That's a kind Raptor right there.
This is how I raised them.
Little bit of resting.
a fine doctor soldier
Oh, Mr. Daniela, Mr. Juicy Moose, Mr. Wicked Man, Good A Man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, brother.
You get that mutation?
Have you applied a mutation yet?
You have yours? Did you do your first one?
No, I didn't do my first one, I just did it now.
Alright, cool, I just got my second mutation.
I guess I am only now wait what do what do I do? I think the house is after
Yeah, they safe in the water or something why they sit in the water
Because if they move their bodies and they pin us into the water if we jump in the water they can kill us
Don't attack in water. Okay. Thank you. Mr. County. Whoa. What is that? What is that?
What what what what what what is that?
We are what we are what we are what we are. Oh,
he's taking one. Dad, what is that?
Hello. Hello. Everybody retreat. Everybody fall back.
All those killers. Careful.
Can we take it? Can we all work together?
I think we can pin it. I think, oh my gosh, Bobby, but Cheeks, he's on you.
Oh my god
Who is that small guy that's any one of our guys
I'm coming up coming up good
You have to mount get on the rock jump up the rock
Digi you're the only one out there
Be careful, Pod!
No, Larry's over here with me too!
We're saved!
Hooray!
Oh my gosh, is he fully grown?
Who's that small guy?
That's a baby yellow. That's his teammate.
I mean, we can kill that one.
Yeah, but that one was you.
I'm completely out of stamina, boys. Literally.
You need to chill. You need to chill.
You need to chill.
Oh
My god, do Bobby run
He's trying to protect his baby
Yeah, I see if you can lure him away. We can go kill his baby. That's not what it said
I mean like his body this friend. I'm so in
I'm Bobby but cheeks. I need to lure away the big guy the real kill the small guy
Do you understand me Bobby but cheeks?
Let's get our stamina up.
You think you can dig it?
I hope he's trying to move away the little one is.
Let's see who's going for the kill.
She was going for it, she was going for it.
Look at her.
You know, he's probably a good right there
I'll be killed one of us. Yeah, I just ate one of us one of the small ones or the one that was in our group
You must die
I'm telling you boys, when night falls, I don't think all our sources have night vision,
do they?
They do.
Fuck.
It's nightfall already.
If you hit X, you'll see.
Oh, well, go ahead and quit that one with time.
07's in the chat.
We all get 50.
We can pin them.
50 what?
What does that mean?
I give where all my size you get we can all right look them and we can put them
to the ground and call them wait wait I don't know how to take my stand oh I'm
at forty four point five zero seven guys I got bad news what what they have a
fully grown another fully grown guy over here where you add I am at fifty one
percent. I am at 54. Arch, what are you at? 54 percent. No, we don't like, we're like,
like your location. We're looking at them. We're at where we were fighting those fat ones in the water.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, okay. The big guys are laying here as well. Wait, why is that guy done in a group?
probably just an extra guy that we can't fit in the group right now which
out into the group which I do the family I don't think we have any more spots
maybe we might be maxed out you press to to get into the family right
join the family to the family
Where the family
Where the family only the I think only the leader can invite
The help
Hello source around the move
where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where
oh oh oh I wanted that chicken though yeah that's their chicken no back on the
rock everybody back on the rock family
come on Raptor family come on after family I got the rock
We got such a he wrapped the family
Is it is it we it's just gave a little dark. Should I sort of the gamma?
It's it's always been dark. It's about to be daylight. It's about to be daylight. Okay. Okay, okay
The company wrapped it around the family
Who's this guy? Did he get enough family?
We I think he said the max is 12 I
I thought so, there's a Sarah over there, oh they're fighting, they're fighting!
Oh that's Bubby Butt cheeks!
Oh big hit, oh they killed him, they killed them, they're big one!
Be ready to pass the little one, wait this might be a good moment, oh they both, they
both might die, they died!
No!
I'm gonna die in a second.
To be a doctor, baby.
I'm gonna source baby.
I'm gonna do it.
Tell that baby.
I killed them.
They're all dead.
Let's go.
Yes.
Don't just eat it.
We gotta take the organs out.
Oh, no, no, no.
Wait.
So you walk up to it and you left click the body.
Okay?
Until the body's opened.
Watch out for the fogs!
Huh?
Not good, I'm dead.
What?!
I'm alive!
Oh, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Oh.
I need food.
I love clicking, I love clicking.
When it's opened up you press G on the body and you can pull out the organs.
Oh.
Yeah, I got one.
Nice.
Now eat that organ.
I think if you do something that's not on your diet you can rip the organs out and
eat it and you can still get the benefits.
Okay.
Got like a tie ball or something.
Um, oh my gosh watch out
What what?
I got peanuts
What, where, where, where, where, where, where?
In the list
Everybody panic
Do you see him, do you see him?
Where?
Right there, those big ones
Oh my god
Well
Wait, we're about to see a big one
Who's got your tiny old age?
What?
They got a little baby in one.
They're gonna fight each other.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Wait, what the?
Oh, they're going to...
He's going after the baby, I think.
No?
Wait, what's going on?
Friends?
Wait, what?
They're fucking friends.
What?
There's no way we're seeing this
They're friends mix this is called mix packing as people get in a discord
They play different dinos and they work together the entire community of the aisle hates these motherfuckers
Fucking assholes what the what the hell yeah, this is called mix packing
Well we got like a hundred of us, fuck these guys, let's kill them all!
Yeah...
What the hell?
Do you want some of this?!
A thousand, made of a thousand more on the way!
You gotta kill those ones, we gotta kill those ones!
Yeah, it's always bad to see this.
Well, it took our food.
Fuckin' bastards.
I turned up my game a little bit.
I used to use it when I was a dog.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see these cheap scoundrels in 4k.
Which way, which way?
This is disgusting.
Hey, look at him, look at him.
I would even spend their direction.
Oh my!
Oh my god!
Alright, wrap the meeting! Wrap the meeting over here, guys! Wrap the meeting! Wrap the meeting!
Wrap the meeting! They're on the rock! Wrap the meeting on the rock!
Do not fall in the water, boys!
Raptor beating on the rock, raptor beating on the rock.
Alright once all the raptors are adjourned we'll talk this over.
Alright okay alright.
Look at those pussy ass packers.
Is that like a slur you guys use for people that team up?
packers yeah oh okay yeah yeah yeah fucking packers yeah yeah they're
starting to go back to land we can go and fuck them up again maybe yeah too we
can kill the two fat ones we just keep pying away yeah let's follow them let's
follow them come on Raptors come on Raptors meeting adjourned good good
We must make it our pack's goal to kill these two assholes yes yes 150% if we die trying we die trying but we must attempt for the greater good all for one and one for all
They're not good. They're not good. We can we can beat this. Is this our is this a friend of ours?
Is that a rapper? I can't tell. Are you a friend? Is that a friend?
I
Voice fucking packers fucking packers
Fucking Packers damn it cheaters cheaters
Boys I'm going in
I need a little something, I need a little something.
Nice.
Nice, buddy.
Which one do you use for your second mutation, show the top one?
I did the health one.
Oh, they hit each other, they hit each other.
Focus this one on the left side, left side just got hit by his boy.
Which is the health one?
You're doing the wrong attack peanut what are you talking about?
There's like a hundred of these oh
My gosh are moving back towards the water to get help from there. What's I'm gonna get regen
We guys wait hutch can I just confirm that I'm doing the right attack which one is it?
So I look at them. I'm sorry faster. That's what I did. No, I don't know what I attack an enemy. I
Look at him. I right-click one time. I then click no other buttons and then press space jump off. That's right
Okay, okay, okay
Look at these packers
these packets over here oh my goodness oh my god yeah they're walking back to
the drops
oh oh are you watching me pushy what's this are you watching me are you watching
me this too fast for you too quick for you
Don't keep doing that. I'm keeping an eye on these
If you hit my mouse by the wall pounce you cause more bleed
This you might click a ton of times
Because why don't we just stay on their butt? What can they do about it?
I think you do nothing right they can hit if you press all so you can do right now press all and look in a direction
And that direction is where you'll attack
Oh
There's a turtle right here trying to kill the turtle?
It probably butchicks.
I should team up with the turtle, since you're teaming up too.
We can't kill the turtle, we can.
Oh, look at that turtle over there!
No way!
I'm just gonna die!
I'm coming to you!
I'm calling it out, I'm gonna kill the turtle!
No!
It's no one gonna stop him!
He can't keep getting away with this!
He's coming for our turtle.
I really need food.
Get that piece of shit!
You see that?
He killed that turtle in one fight!
Can we not kill the crocodile?
Guys, guys, the other two fat ones are separated.
I should be going for one now.
He's over here, he's over here!
Watch out, there could be another dinosaur in the water, peanut.
It's a jet!
Remember, there's three of them.
I'd say it might be time to pull back.
I eat food, I eat food!
We used to have the dinosaur!
We don't know all three crocodiles right here, all three crocodiles are right here!
Yeah, let's get out of here.
There's no killing these cats.
We just-
We have to mix pack.
How-
Guys, there's so many of us.
How-
What can we kill?
We can kill-
We can kill both of those things.
Why is he fucking making us?
We can kill-
I'm ready.
We can kill the ones on the land, if they didn't have the Dinosuguses, watching them.
Every time they bleed, they'll just walk into the water, or just waste their time.
Well-
We hugged GGP, you need to go into settings, go to gameplay, click manual, alt-tag.
Well-
Well, watch out on you guys.
Watch out.
Oh, Larry Fisherman.
What the hell is Larry Fisherman doing?
Oh my gosh.
What's he doing?
Larry, you're hitting it.
You're hitting it, Larry.
They have a third one.
Oh my god.
There's no way.
gameplay and manual alt attack
On me help I was on his ass
All right to the pond
Back to the bottom back to the pod
We also just need we need to be larger peanut like we're only 50% ground if we were a hundred
Now we go faster damage. We got to get better diets. We're gonna keep eating keep getting deers keep those things at 100%
Okay, okay, let's get some deers and then we'll go back and we'll kill up
agreed I'm in on that there's a deer somewhere around me yeah on me by the
way can drag join up or is that not possible because where he started well
we can find them like we found you I'm gonna see you the server wait I don't
think he knows how to do any of this hold up I'm just gonna see if he's in
Get some water everyone line up line up around the log. Get some water water
All right little bit of water little bit of water got to stay hydrated
Little ones in the front protect the big ones
We have so many raptors in our raptor family
I
Got somebody back there's
All right, eat these gastros on the ground to okay
With the guys who said
Digest the rocks
Eat this heart right here. Hey, get out of here small guy
We got it
I
Will gas rose
You see that bird right there in the sky peanut where yeah, that's a player as well. Oh, oh
That that's a real guy, yeah, that's a player
You know you
These computers are real people clean on the rap is yet everybody we've seen is real people
Like real guys, pretend to be dinosaurs, these guys, the other guys, the crocodile guys.
I don't know that this is happening, but some mix packs will have a bird that will fly over groups of people,
so that they can keep track of where we're at on the map.
What?
This game is sweaty as shit.
We call it a UAV.
Wait, why don't we have that guy join the discord and give us UAV comms?
What if that's what we do, drag?
We have drag to that.
Drag!
We need you as a UAV, sir!
You like poop on people? Like an AC-130?
Oh, you can peck them now.
I'm so proud of our Raptor family.
This is great.
I'm so proud of our Raptor family.
All right, let's keep looking for food.
Let's get gastros and then go and look for some more food.
Okay, all right.
Oh, okay. We can chill for a little bit longer then.
I always have them work.
I can get more food quick.
Yeah, as you get larger, it gets harder.
Oh, we can keep that.
We let's do it. That's a Sarah. Yeah, we're corner. That's a corner this way. I heard him call
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on go ahead. Come on Raptor family. Come on
Remember guys if you guys see us are spamming one call
Arnaz counter us guys that we there's a fucking 50 of us, okay
Nothing counters us
Yeah, shut up Rosemary we got a thousand raptors
Nobody stop it
Oh, no me boys
No, no we a bigger pack we'd be as big as possible. I want a thousand raptors. I
I want to be unstoppable.
Look at how I wrapped this in a wrapped family.
Where'd that just go?
Oh, there you go.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
We're going to go to the migration zone.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
gentleman. We're going to go to the migration zone. Okay? Stop in uh, chill soon, Jinjie.
If you're when you're completely out just let us know and we'll stop.
She doesn't show I have any STEM but I'm still running.
I don't know if that's good.
You can't die from it, so it's not like, oh, you gotta stop, she's gonna die.
Which is good.
Yeah, I'm about to run out of food.
You're about to run out of food?
Yeah, I'm always out of food.
Oh, no.
That's not a bad idea.
I'm gonna stand up.
Where's this cart of storage at?
Let's get some stand.
Well, we're here in the car, but we're not finding it.
I need to get food.
What's your food at?
How low is it?
About 5%.
Mm-mm-mm.
Always Cloudy said the car now is by him.
Let's go Caleb.
We gotta get Stan.
Cloudy, get us to the Highland so we can get food.
We all eat.
And then we go and hunt.
the plan. Wait what? I gotta get more stamina. Yeah, let's just get all the stamina, we'll
get all the stamina, then we'll go get you food. Peanut eats first, if anybody eats
before peanut, I'm killing you. No hunch. When the raptors eat, that's when I eat.
Oh
My raptors died at my table. I
Don't eat until every last raptor has eaten. I eat last
Can we for the next time we play this game? Can we get you like you ever seen one of those little like dinosaur outfits?
We need to get you more of those. I could do that. I could be that I've got a turkey outfit
Turkey for now you chickens are the closest relatives or raptors
I'll do oh, yeah, I'll do the turkey out bed. Oh, yeah, swap to a couple of them
There we go, okay, okay, all right, this is this is kind of like a dinosaur
All right
This one's fucking me this one's fucking me
Bobby brought you some food you didn't even leave his number on the on the bedside table
Oh, thank you Bobby
Kind Raptor right there. I raised him right
He's a grown man in the games to get on a wrap for college, dude
No, no, I'm not gonna get on it. Like, uh, well, next time when we play now that you guys like understand the game
Sarah's those are so much fun to play. Okay, people throw up
Thank you, my boy good let me do good. I let me die
Genji, where's yours that easy to my big my boy. Hey watch guy pick something
Yeah, we leaked the server and so everybody George is wrapped as we get a thousand raptors
Up to you, peanut. There's already mix packers on this server, so fuck it.
Okay, what was it? USA 10 or something?
Yeah.
It might already be filled up. There might not even be any more space.
USA 10? I don't know. There's any more space though.
USA 10, USA 10.
They might crash the server by clicking on it
Perfect. Oh, it's full. Oh, it's already full. It's already full. Oh
All right, we ready to move. Oh
Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. All right
When you're running peanut when the claw when you're about to start hitting those two little claws, yeah stop running them walk
I'm already at that point
All right, I can just keep running. Oh
I'm walking. I'm walking
Oh, I'm stuck in a tree all of these boys.
Cloudy might be on somebody.
Yeah!
Why can't they move past that?
Oh, shit.
She's laying.
We're on a chicken.
Well, let's kill it!
DIE TICKEN DIE!
Alright, perfect.
Wait, he's not moving.
Oh, sorry.
Uh-oh, bad news. I think it just bugged out.
What?
Oh, okay, eat this chicken. Okay. Well, if you had to pull it down, I just eat it
Eat it for some reason
Little it's like a you gotta find the little spot right on me is a spot. Oh, you should be other raptors
Well, you got to be a little bit of a bully, but probably.
Hey, we hungry today, are we, boys?
Just a second, Bobby.
I gotta stop this bleed.
Oh.
Well, we picked it dry.
What about this chicken right here?
I can still eat it though.
Oh.
Hot chicken right here for you.
I think I saw that chicken over there.
Yeah.
It might be bugged out.
Alrighty.
I'm good.
There's a little bit of an actual kill.
skill. Yeah, we gotta get something big like a T-Rex. Okay. You should have matched it.
Very good towards the migration zone. There might be players over there.
You had chicken and alligator this morning, didn't you?
Oh, my same as Logan, Jack-o.
I'm gonna go over and tilt it all the way down, and I'll tilt it over here.
Oh, thank you, all was cloudy, thank you, good sir, every kind of you young man.
Am I not eating?
Oh, Mr. Always Clowney, Mr. Always Clowney.
There's five raptors.
They're an even better friend.
A bit of resting.
They ain't a bit of resistance.
I've always wanted to share this moment with you, Collie.
That'll do, Collie.
I'm just resting up. I'm just resting up. I've got a raptor boner. I rest it up
I'll be ready any moment now
He's fucking me or something
You were on our right where we come on what you saying
Oh
It takes a long time to get you stamina back up. I might use the next mutation on that
Apparently I missed my first mutations that I didn't know about it. Perfect perfect
Yeah, wait, she wouldn't buy me to their group
The clock!
I did help! I did help!
Oh go, go, go! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! Come on, come on, come on!
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
You're right where you guys were running! Right where you guys were running!
Go, go, go, go, go!
My gosh.
We got you, we got you! We got you, we got you!
Get out of there!
George, run, get behind you!
Where's Diane? Where's Diane? On me! On me!
Go go go
We got you hot wrap there
Oh
I
Was this one is one is why she went
Yeah, I'm bleeding up leaving
All that is not against my crash
Yeah!
Protect Gigi.
Yeah!
We got him, we got him!
Did you kill him?
He went down, went all dead on him, we'll all stay for a second.
We should be able to join right back here.
I'm pretty sure there's a crash, Ryokyu.
Gigi, you're still alive, I see you right there, you fine?
You're good, you're good.
You were taking some hits from that guy right there.
He was good, he was good.
Yeah, I thought I was there.
Wait, me? He was hitting me?
Yeah, you got me in an epic battle!
Oh no, I can't connect. Why is it not connecting?
Wait, is this how I fix my pity or no?
Wait, is there a raptor pitting another raptor?
No, that's a raptor pitting a conentersores.
That little kid was telling me about it.
Oh, okay. Good work. Alright, all dead.
Oh my gosh.
I think the server is full. I don't know. I can't connect.
Oh yeah, it probably would be good. I need to leak it.
Is there no Crash Cue check? I thought there was a Crash Cue.
There is.
There is a Crash Cue?
My game fully closed.
Well, Peanut, you really fucked it this time.
I do nothing! I do nothing! Alright, this is what we're going to do. We're going to
attack the largest thing we can find, die, and go to the next year. Are you ready, Raptor,
I
Why is my beating being fixed? Oh, there we go. It's possible
Yeah, I think it's fixed in we can always log out and keep these here for another day, uh, okay, we can do that sure
Wait, what's up to you? Yes, and she can't join up. We'll log out. We'll save for another day
Wait, I'm gonna try again.
You try, okay.
I already got the next game lined up.
Next party game already lined up.
Sweet.
It's a good one.
It's a new one.
You should bug right now and try to join in.
They give you the data acquisition failed, only fix it to keep trying to do it.
open gate
Wait, wait, Gigi's beating out
Are you kidding me?
Gigi's beating out, Gigi's beating out!
Get the HOT!
Get the Rathabanages in front of Gigi!
That's not what we can do
Just protect Genki at all costs.
On it, boss!
What for is that?
Yeah, keep trying, keep trying.
It's a loud storm!
Look at our Raptor family.
I have 3,000 hours in this game, hopefully it's not too much info.
three thousand hours in the dyno game.
Honestly, I don't spend the dedication.
Oh, love this game.
I don't spend the dedication.
That's dedication.
Dino is my treasure.
Good. Good.
Good to hear. Good to hear.
Oh, you scared me, Larry.
These stones are intense.
What's that triangle there the proof of this game is that it was like Jurassic
Park
and then all this broke out kill all the humans at one point the goal was to
get humans in the game people be running around trying to fight the
that 58.899 not bad I'm at 73 right now yeah you're like 70 a minimum you
should be fine judging you should be fine you're just gonna when we log back
in you're gonna log in fucked up mm-hmm mm-hmm oh it was his little guy he's
He's got a tankage! He's got a tankage!
He's doing a little damage!
Like is there a way to fix this?
Like why can't I connect?
Because they removed you, you had to-
RAP THE BODY! RAP THE BODY!
Oh
Raptor party raptor party is one less attendant raptor party raptor party
All right
to feed. Yeah, time to go.
to the next game of party game
hold H so you can sleep. Hold
it. Hold it. GG's everyone.
everybody log out so you can
come and join our family once
again later. We'll play this
I'll wrap it up, at least.
Mine is just a fun baby thing.
They just literally hurt her in front of everybody.
I can sleep.
No, you won't have to, Jinder.
You're already good.
Yeah.
You're either dead or you're going
to be in the same state if you log in.
What do you mean, Mark?
I'm a festive release.
Yeah, you just got to flip the coin on that one.
You'll be fine.
This bad boy all right the next game for party game night is I haven't tested it
but I heard it's cool it's roadside research
all right I already got a dollar you guys fucking downloaded yeah $13 I that's
about right yeah all righty roadside research here we go I'll be swapped by
titers me one quick second here wide moment boys wide moment oh roadside
reshanks okay so it's letting me log in again
oh see oh that's great just in the nick of time I know but I want to see if I can
at least like make it go to sleep
here we go
okay um how do oh I am like bleeding how do you know who that is but he sounds
very handsome he sounds very handsome you go to sleep just the whole
alright float side please enter here you fucking die do nothing what are you talking about
I don't know what it is.
I didn't do nothing! I didn't do nothing!
Hmm...
A Burge of War?
Huh?
Hmm...
Yeah, I'll be...
Does that T-shirt say Goopers?
Does that T-shirt
right there say Goopers?
You see that boy?
Huch the guy's teacher on the front main media for
television says Goopers.
Is that, is that motion?
I don't know if that's motion or not.
Is that motion or coincidence?
Is that, is that motion?
That's motion!
Bro, my shorts say Goopers.
My shirt does it, but my shorts do.
Your shorts say Goopers?
Yes.
That's motion!
That's motion right there!
You have to get dragged for this one by the way. Where the hell is Dragon?
Drag!
Jack!
Where's he at? Is he in here? Is he in here?
Reckon you in here?
Coincidental motion.
Where's Jack at? Where's Jack at?
RUN!
Trout over watch is an overwatch just valorant
No, no very different very different. Okay. Okay. Got you got you. Okay. It's a hero shooter. Oh
Wait, what's another hero shooter I played with Tim yesterday
Yeah, those are my rivals
Marble rivals exact same type of game
Tim turned into a giant lady and stepped on me
Then I paid him $10
All right, okay, I don't know dragons here. I was hoping I was hoping he'd be here to join up when we switch to this game
I don't know he went
We he's he's slacking on the job
Do the hell is dragon
Rock
He's pooping little poopy. Is he streaming is he streaming or no?
No, I don't think so shit. Okay. All right, whatever. I would just would you sell it out? I'm maybe you can join up
Okay, so what is this is this this is this what you're saying is the same thing is the party the
Bar no, no, this is that's something else. This is I have no idea what this is
I
understand it from a 30 second video that I skipped half of in the steam front
store page. We're aliens and we run a gas station and then there's like men in
black guys that know we're aliens. I don't I don't know. I have I have no idea.
But sounds right.
But I'm sure we'll figure it out.
Well, we're studying humans.
You see how, see what they do.
Are you guys, are you guys game open?
Psst.
Yeah, mine's open.
I'm ready for an invite.
Is this your game open?
I'm looking at it right now.
I'm seeing you guys a quickie bite.
Okay.
new game. I'm naming it. We'll give a name to your gas station, which we need my gas station.
The Goop Mart. Goop Mart.
Good thinking. Good thinking. Good thinking. Thank you. You change my mixer settings? Here we go.
Hello?
Are you working?
Can I hear something?
I can't hear you?
Where are these working?
Okay!
How do I get you guys in here?
I do not know.
I invite friends, J.G. Hodge.
Oh, come on in boys!
So what is fine?
I invite friends, J.G. Hodge.
Oh, come on in boys!
So what is fine?
and fight friends
J.J.
I come on in boys. Oh, what is fine?
David will do part on the side
This is the start of a beautiful business we're gonna run the same we're gonna make millions here
I'm coming in
Oh my gosh, you're allowed in the game holy
Wait are we talking in game or did we talk in game? I guess so. Everybody meet in discord
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Well I gotta make sure my things are right, here we go, okay
God, you are so beautiful.
I like your cone.
I didn't you. I like your crown and your beard.
I don't even know what I look like.
You look like the meme guy where he's pointing back towards something.
Have you seen that one? I have boobs.
I look down and I have buoys.
We had no Gigi with a girl.
I don't know.
I was crazy. How did they know you got a guy?
a fancy way of walking there, partner.
Got a fancy way of walking there, partner.
Got some pizzazz in your step.
Why do you have an echo?
I think it's bouncing off the mountain walls.
Well, let's go get our shop started.
Looks like you made it to earth sign.
I'll help you set up.
Don't let me down again.
Oh, we're already failures
Where'd you see that at I'm not reading all that it's too much for you my product using the touchscreen in the alien back room
This is a toilet
What's that
Who the hell is this guy?
Oh, he's not, why are you posting pictures of the TV again?
He's sexy, he's sexy!
I need to buy something.
How do you do this?
There's someone in the store.
I got this.
We'll fucking kill him.
Get out, sir, we're not ready yet.
It clearly says at the top left the store is closed you jackass.
you. Yeah.
Check the prices.
313 for black tea or buy nothing
but tea. Fuck yeah.
as much tea as you can and spend
every last one of our dollars.
We know you're here to buy gas. Would you like some tea?
We have...we've used 90 dollars in tea.
You just said buy all the tea that we can.
All the tea's here! Holy crap. Good work, Hodge.
Thank you, thank you.
What is this thing?
Here we go.
My gosh
Do we throw the boxes back at the drug? I
Don't know I threw mine on the ground. How you doing?
F. Oh my god, I get the recipe
Okay, I'm done we are officially
Oh man
Come on in
Throw away your empty delivery box into the dump shirt. We're gonna put the empty delivery box into the dump shirt
Shit
I
Do work work serve customers customer sir, would you like some tea?
Neither of them. She needs
That is either corner tampons
That's it. Yeah, that's exactly what we got. Yeah, he wants it to the team tea
Would you would you like some tea?
Oh
We got a couple guys who want to you a you have paid customers only
You cannot use the restroom unless you pay the pipe the price is too high
It's three thousand five hundred and seventy eight dollars
peanut press one
Why would you guys
Oh, jeez!
How do you do that?
I think we should put a...
I think we should set the price somewhere below $3,578.
Why would you set the price like that in the first place?
I didn't do that!
Would you like some tea, sir?
Okay, we may have made a mistake investing in tea.
Who's in the bathroom?
You did my thing!
Bathroom's only for paid customers!
That's it! I'm hitting the shimmy slide on you!
You wanted this!
You asked for this, buddy!
You asked for this, pal!
You asked for this, buddy!
Wait, is there one ceiling?
I just saw her put stuff in her pocket!
Oh.
Oh, what's she paying for?
Hello, hello
Thank you so much 3d. Oh fuck. That's a fat
I got a cash or card cash
She gave us my little board. I did I gotta give five dollars. We gotta give her penny
This is your penny ma'am
Fuck get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of my store
I
Package of tea
Can you do the daring
Take that you can you hear me yeah the way yes
Yeah, I'm gonna go see if we can buy to the outs
So there's no
Holy shit there. I don't know about these
Laserguide you guys need six hundred dollars stat
Oh, it doesn't look like we're
getting there. Well, I'm going
to get some cereal. Thank you
so much. Come back. I'd sell
one more thing of tea. I need
five dollars. Someone buy
you. Oh, hello. Welcome into our
store. It's aggressive marketing.
It's a price of five dollars, so
$5
Well, you get by gasoline
The car type or the Huffing type
I'm gonna get some Huffing gasoline
Huch, take a half of this.
Oh, thank you.
How do you feel, big man?
I'm feeling pretty good.
Can I hold it for me so I can get a quick huff?
Yeah, yeah, come on, I'll sit for that.
Ah!
Ugh!
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
You're a very kind man.
Sure, would you like a huff?
There you go.
I'm working over here!
Take it out of the way!
There you go.
I'm getting the fuck out of here!
That one's free, but next one, where's he going?
He paid he's okay. He can shit. Oh, wait, he's mad. He's mad at us. What?
Now he's getting sturdy in front of the mirror
Hope he's happy now. Oh, have a good day guys. It's part of the gasoline on him, huh?
Hey, don't fill up our gas with gasoline. Okay, we diesel
Maybe check the other side. Oh, yeah
You're thinking
Well, we go throw this away I mean all the types of gas that we diesel we diesel who comes to the gas station
Serial
Hold on hold on I see we up charge them we need more we need more revenue cash flow in this business
Great go raise the prices. Oh, I raise the prices. We're going for six dollars each
He's fucking pissed he's fucking pissed about the price ages buddy you really don't have six dollars
Who even is this guy
There's this trash on the ground everywhere.
What the hell?
This is a trash.
Disrespectful customers.
You take this.
What is this on the ground?
Somebody pooped in front of all our tea.
I think that was you.
Oh.
Your pants are dirty like it.
Well, why the wear and pants?
Can you take off your wear and pants?
You are.
Wear and pants.
Okay, good, good.
Looks like the color of the ground right here. Do you have it yourself?
If we're not making enough money
we're not
Order a can of diesel guys. Why is it we had color green and blue?
This is a gas station not a protest
It must be in California
I
That's for paid customers only body paid customers only
Oh, there we go. Oh, he's fucking this damn it guys we need cereal. I don't know why we spent all our money on tea
Obviously everyone comes to the guy's station for cereal
I'll just say then.
I'm buying cereal.
Do we want-
We don't have any money for cereal!
Do we want multigrain?
Yeah, multigrain, it's healthier.
Mm-hmm.
We need more money.
Nobody's buying that then.
Oh, what fucking cereal?
Oh?
Can somebody make us some money please?
Somebody just buy something ma'am buy literally anything. I'll suck you in the bathroom for $6. Oh
She wants to see you
sell it
Oh the cash a card
If it's card over charge your ass, I don't know if it's card of cash
Watch out
Come on
Incorrect payment
We did seven dollars
Now if we can't scandal
Get the fuck out of here. Do we stop clicking the back button?
here we go there you are ma'am just like you are let's just go and take a sit
I know okay we got guys how we down on money I curse was until we had 16 bucks
Oh, she's shaking, I'm stuck in here!
Help!
Oh my god!
Help!
Oh wait, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I hear a farting sound!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I've got you!
I've got you!
Oh, you nasty bastard!
Goodness gracious!
You got the flies.
Oh what's this?
You get money from selling stuff?
Or I mean throwing stuff away?
Wait what is that?
It's the cream the birdie taught you.
Let me clean your face.
Thank you.
No, it's the price of tea.
Thank you.
Someone closed the damn shop
$6 is a reasonable price for tea
But who isn't the 664
Yeah, I'm gonna do $5 exactly
Whether we go perfect perfect put the trash machine in the back room. Oh, yeah, you get money for putting it here
Is you may have any trash?
What the hell?
Hey give me that!
Hey, that's mine!
I gotta put it in the trash!
No! No! No please!
Trust me!
No! No!
Peanut, stop it!
Oh, dammit!
Oh my gosh!
You!
It's the club!
This is how we clean our store!
You know what we clean your fucking brain!
I like how Genji is extremely quiet or extremely loud, and it's completely red
My favorite
He's cooking
Is my mic cutting in and out? I have no idea what's going on. I
Well, give me one of those shoes. Give me one of those shoes. Give me that. I'd be off my shoe
Somebody was complaining that the mirror was too dirty
I'll get the low half, low half to the little 30.
And we go, we'll just leave this ride here for later on.
But why is there no customers?
Violets are played.
Oh, my baby!
Yeah, my baby!
Go away!
In the day.
I would octopus with a piece of paper on my face, not God.
Oh, what the hell we what happened is we in the day we made well dollars
well dollars big day big day big day we can split one big Mac between all of us
good good or a big arts we could do a big arts three different ways big arches
again tonight. I'm done for that. I'm done for that. All right, to the next day. Can we sell
some of our tea back to the supplier? Let me see. You lost eighty seven dollars.
That's just the price of doing business. You gotta spend money to make money, buddy.
can we can we sell anything oh um we got tea you can we sell that
customer we wear wait wait maybe we can like make them feel special when they
they come in so they're more likely to buy stuff.
I love you.
You're so great.
Damn actor.
Serial.
Dude, why does every fucker that walks in here want cereal?
Wait, what if we just make the tea,
only who keeps increasing the price on tea?
Who is doing this?
They're buying it, they're buying it.
Really?
Look at this customer for eight dollars
My kids can't get kids can't get kids can't get kids are not happy with us. I don't care
See you fuck yourself good sir. Yep fuck your eight dollar T pussy it aids and died
By the way that was not tea that was an improvisers explosive device good
I'm going to buy cereal.
Is he buying tea?
Oh, we got one, we got one.
Don't get the cereal order.
We got one.
Oh, I'm buying the cereal.
I'm buying the cereal.
He's mad about it.
Got it.
I got it.
It's just cleaning!
I got the cereal!
My diesel? No, we need cereal!
There's all this cereal you can eat you piece of shit.
Fuck you.
You're very fucking at cereal, you jackass!
the
set the
holy crap said the prices at the
fuel pumps
we don't want to be we don't want
I see prices
I'm hoping everything by 10%
good thinking good thinking
It looks like we're the only gas station for 100 miles, so what are they going to do?
We're going to have to gas and die?
Oh, they're loving this cereal.
They're loving this cereal.
Oh, shit.
Now we got them.
Thank you for your pageantage, ma'am.
Please give me a little peck on the mouth.
I think he likes me.
All right, I'm gonna go put this box in that other box
Thank You Good sir come back again. I'm or tea
Thank You
It's a working
Up the price on cereal they're loving this shit
Oh my god
Got it boss got it boss. Oh
Hold on ma'am. I got a key surprise with that. All right 538
You buy that over price here. We will have what what happened to date wait. Oh my god. I just thought of a perfect idea
Tell me. Oh my god
No, no, no, we wait to one grabs a box of cereal off the counter
As they're walking, it doesn't work.
Go give me a box of whole grain.
Unabombed, unabombed.
The other cereal.
I think Genji just exploded outside.
I don't know what that noise was.
I didn't explode.
I was inside that whole time.
You didn't have enough money.
Very soon.
Shit.
You guys are streamers because you guys don't know how to make money out of retail
We've made twenty six dollars, Jinji.
I'm not going to do this on the people want cereal!
The people want cereal!
No, we need to get gas.
Did we buy it?
We only have $10
Hello?
You quite laugh
Wait, who just said hello?
I don't know
Hello
What the hell is going on?
What is that?
Am I going crazy in here?
Oh, it's track
Dude, I'm going fucking not
It's fucking track, I think
In the discord
There's literally no way you can do this
There's literally no way you could be in here.
I hope there goes my ears.
We know.
Oh, welcome in!
Welcome in!
Oh, it goes.
You've got boobs too.
Look, you've got boobies.
I got tits.
Why are you coughing me?
We're not in the bubble.
What?
We gotta consolidate the shelves.
We gotta move one.
How do we do that I don't know pick it up and put it over to another spot. Um,
um, if we all put our minds together, we can solve this.
Thank you. Come again. Never. We need an empty box.
Oh,
I don't have any bonds.
Press X?
Fifty dollars received.
Wait, oh wait, I got it, I got it.
Wait.
Uh, I don't.
You know, what happened to our stuff?
Oh my gosh, there it is.
What's happening?
What? Don't stop.
Oh, sorry.
Well, how do you...
We...
We got to be clear of ourselves somehow.
I don't know how to do it.
Somebody needs to pop the fucking gas.
I can't do it.
Whoa!
Get the hell out of here!
Whoa, wait a minute.
Fuck yeah, fabrica, fuck yeah!
You ain't saying you ain't saying I can make the work of it!
You see that?
Only cost us $28.
Off the gas!
We need to give gas to somebody!
Oh, I got your mouse.
You need some diesel.
some diesel. Oh my gosh. Is he going? Oh, I got it. I got it.
Oh
You are sure
There you are sure on your way now you gave you thirty seven dollars worth of diesel he only paid thirty six dollars
I
Does we need someone to buy these three teas on this bottom self someone needs to come in here and get these three out the
Self here. Oh, oh
I don't I think I think you just swooped a pocket of air and put it in the smug it
What's the what's the turkey in here? You got some diesel? I got some diesel. Oh
Which one was out this week to our boxes? We're making money. We're making money. Big
sale there. We went. We said all the tea prices to like 50 cents that way they just buy a shit
load of it. Maybe it's actually not about the deals. I said $0.92. Now watch the customers
come a flocking. Watch the customers come a flocking. We got a tea sale here. 50 cent
tea. Come get your tea. Are you sure this doesn't work? Because I'm like 99% sure we
You just got to jump the prices.
What was that guy buying it for?
Maybe they should die there.
Are you okay, Jack?
I'm happy it's all in trouble.
Why does Jack sound like that?
Are you okay?
Sorry, sir.
It's my birthday on the job.
The hell is happening?
He wants 87, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm doing it right now, what do you mean?
Oh my god!
Take me with you!
Oh, we got a hundred dollars!
Now we can move the shelf.
Are you dead?
I think we lost touch. It a
rough day. I'm ending the day.
We buy another self. $250.
That's great news.
How do I do that, there we go.
We'll put this one right here, there we go.
And I got a whole new self.
Score!
We'll put this right there.
Here we go.
I'll put my radio for us to listen to music.
Jackass.
Sorry, my bad, my bad, my bad.
We'll get on the next one.
Sorry my bad my bad. We'll get we'll get on the next one. We'll get on the next one
What's that this?
There's six dollars like you do. Okay. Let's keep the boxes keep the box
How do you put stuff in the box?
I don't think you care, but how do you
Oh there we go
No, we're tea for anyone
We're gonna make the top shelf all tea
And this shelf is gonna be for cereal
There we go
We'll put the box right there where all the customers walk
What the hell are you doing?
Oh wait.
Oh wait, you're Tim G.
Sorry.
Five dollars.
What are you doing out here?
Six dollars.
He needs eight and nine.
Seven fifty.
Yeah, perfect.
Man, you can't shit unless you buy first.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
I'm peeping on you I'm peeping on you that's it I'm peeping on you that's it I'm peeping on you I'm peeping on you
Man this toilet is for paid customers only
Okay
Yeah, you just wait what how much did you give them $2 and 50 cents
Wait
She used it
She just you
She'd pay for that
No, no
Yes, oh, she gave me five dollars coming here and pooping our toilet not by a damn thing
fuck you oh and she's angry and she's angry okay straight to the pooper all
right okay she just shit what the hell's wrong with you woman
now she's just she's just lying up her hair doing her makeup it's all good
You probably thought Jack was good-looking outside.
Really?
Shut up, Jack!
Do I sound different?
Nah, you sound fine.
You sound like an alien.
There we go.
It's by a human food human.
It's by a...
By a...
Yes!
I'll handle this one.
hmm $2 50 cents oh that's a leaking memorial coin 50 years to be worth 52
cents oh hell yeah one of you just gooped all over the floor because that
was regular at least regularly and it's lots of fun you would find it nasty so
clean up quickly otherwise you'll get suspicions all right who's sit on the
floor don't worry ma'am I'll I'll get you why are you trying to give her $20
what the fuck is going on in here
where which projects it's going on here guys I think there's an agent in here
Careful someone pooped next to the water machine
I think I'm sorry eat that eat that eat that
We'll put this in the thing to give us money for trash for some reason
Okay, hey, where's that shoe with the sponge on the bottom?
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, here we go.
Poop. Poop. Peanut.
I didn't poop that was hot.
Sorry.
There's another spot outside.
Who else pooped outside?
That's okay, Jack.
We all make mistakes.
Thank you.
Where's your poop?
I don't know. Where'd you poop? Where'd you poop?
I didn't see it. It's right here.
I'm cleaning your car, man.
Oh. It's right there.
Oh, I see that.
Wait, drop it. Why do you have that?
I bought a radio, I don't know where it is.
He had to come clean me.
Alright, gotcha, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
What?
Hey, where'd the radio go?
There you go.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Thank you.
That's okay.
Thank you.
Hey, can you go check on the radio?
I thought I bought it.
Of course, of course.
These are deliveries
Where do you buy a radio ad I'm going back and I'm gonna try and buy one again
Here I bought it says $50 purchased where
How she was before they got to the back through what somebody shit right before the bathroom
Oh, sometimes you just can't make it. That's okay. That's okay. I've got this one. I've got this one. Here we go
Here we go. Oh, I can buy it in the construction tab. Where's the boombox ad?
Oh, oh there it is God
oh my goodness oh that's lovely that's lovely oh wow how'd you don't mind if I
get down real quick do you don't mind it all I don't mind if I if I if I get
sturdy do you check me out check me out let me take you out
Oh, oh wow you hit that thing you hit that thing
I had cereal was the best investment we've ever made fuck. Yeah
It's like we need so like cereal. We need to read up. That's your pink box. I'll get some more
We got two hundred twenty seven thousand dollars. All right, wait this dollar sign used to play on race
$227
The price and restocked I'm a coming boss. I'm a coming
You get to work here. We all
These people are too happy. Is it the yellow one or the other one?
Is it the left one or the right one that we're on the line?
Fuck it. Would you get both?
Here we go
Here we come I
Got the cereal box at the cereal box
Here we go.
Got this.
We're doing pretty good.
Let me see if there's anything else we can get.
get get other water cooler thank you for cleaning me it's someone man the
register here we go we get this here we go
You pooped!
Oh, ee-hee-hee, sorry!
Fuck me, dude.
Now, now they can't mistake it. That's the cashier's desk.
Where'd Hutch go?
Are you thinking?
I'm looking.
Okay
What you say to this
The market price for for black tea is four dollars and seventy-four cents okay?
On cereals for 17 were selling for five dollars. We got a jack that shit up
A multi-grain is 445 were selling for six dollars jack it up all prices jack fighting the cash register
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm Jackdrags.
I'm jacking the prices up.
I'm gonna make the cereal $10.
Here we go.
$10.
Make this one $10.
Good.
Here we go.
And they'll make the T ten dollars perfect put this show over here. I love it. I love it
Over there to the right
Well do oh
We got an astray for the smokers
Put this in that and we like with this
We lucky I put this anywhere oh
Oh, there we go little astray. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't mind. Oh, that was ways. Well, a
garbage can. We were the guy, the guy, the, by the gas pump. By the gas pump. I had,
he has been the green. There has to be the green boys. I think the green. Let's do an
ATM for five dollars
Here we go
Well the guys prices
How much do I do them for boss?
Hi
$10 $10
I'm on it boss. I'm on it
Here we go
All right, wait, guys, they're all $10.
Do we need to refill our gasoline?
No, we're all good with the levels of looking good.
Okay.
All right, let's end the day.
Good work, everyone.
Good work out there, boys, especially you, Dr. Newt Ray.
Thanks.
What?
What do you...
This idiot paid $10 a gallon?
What an idiot!
$536!
He did pretty good!
And we're open!
You gotta get the poo out, gotta get the poo out, you're thinking?
Poop poop outside!
He know it!
Uh...
The bill was dragged that time!
He was made in the gas farm!
Drive and be outside!
Trash in the parking lot!
Ho-ho-ho!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Huh?
I know, okay, I can get it!
Are these people really buying $10 gas?
Oh...
I'm coming!
Wait, who's in the trash can?
If you're broke, just stay so, lady.
Get outta here, lady!
Get outta here!
Don't mind him, he's...
...off his muds.
Oh, she cut the fourth again
or
That's what I'm saying
Broke he only buys you know stuff
Yes, we get another cashier table and work the cashier with me on it boss on it boss
Oh, we got $600 shit. All right, we need to make 500 anyways for the quest
We add another toilet
Oh, please. You had another
Oh,
How do you?
Here we go.
Oh, five.
Oh,
Well, I can hear you face to the door and I can't.
Oh my God, sir, I need you to use that toilet right there.
I need to get out of here.
I can't leave till someone poops in this toilet.
Oh, let's fucking go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Be ashamed.
B.'You shamed!
Damn party game!
This is what you've used our money on.
I, see, have to bring it into my money.
Oh, that's a good investment.
I should have got the investment.
I've been a bunch of dogs you're going crazy right now watching the stream.
What did we do to the bathroom?
Yeah, what the hell?
I can't hear you.
What?
I was over here man in the cash register.
What is that?
No he wasn't.
He probably should stop playing the knock one because I've been a bunch of people watching
the stream with dogs or super piss right now.
I'm sorry to fancy whoever has a dog out there Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
Oh
Gee wow bless you
No fucking way they each have one of them
We have everything there's nothing we're out of
This is how I think this is what I was like
alright
Liars bar. Yeah, I'm down. I'm down
I'm down. I'm down. Yes, sir. I'm down
Not too bad not too bad I see
I mean, I feel like you're just gonna be sitting there doing the same thing over and over again. I don't drag drag
I mean that you can hear me. Oh, welcome in Mr. Drag
Which we play the alien lies bar. I was an interesting one
The only reason why we had money is because I was pumping gas
That's it. I was making the one that jacked up the prices. I
I was kind of useless. Yes, you were. Yeah, we were all kind of useless. You said seven words and then shit on the front lawn
Yo guys
What what is it?
It's called Pico Park. Oh, I think one of my buggers is just that
Ego Park. Yeah, you gotta get through like levels. It's it's a super easy
Pico Parker Pico part two. It's fun. It's funny
We Pico Parker Pico Park. Oh, I mean Pico Parker Pico Park
Oh, let me see which one I have we can do lives by though. We do people. Oh wait, what are looking at it?
Pico Park is bad
We're doing alien liars by the way.
We're doing alien liars bar
We're doing alien liars bar alien liars bar. Mm-hmm. Okay. What's that one's called? It's called it's called I
Don't know. He's called. Oh
bogos binted
Bogos space binted b-i-n-t-e-d
All right for five dollars forty-nine cents that one if I dollars forty-seven cents, huh?
bogos binted here we go cool I switch my dues ease one second here we go I only
just buy bogos binted I buy no bundle no because the yeah I just buy bogos out
edition is 583 ripped out edition was that I guess you get it's a fashion pack you
get with it so it's like 30 cents or whatever more well I want to be drippy
I don't know what I'm just gonna do whatever version I want I don't know
what I'm on I have no idea but I do know I'm about to go get some blantons and
get fucking smashed oh yeah are you with me boys oh yeah yeah I'll be right back
I'm getting the whole bottle give me a second
All right, are we are we all drinking or no, I think so
We are okay. I'll go get a drink. I can't play this over. Oh, you get a beer on the back
I have you did I have you did
We're gonna switch my mixer. You swap my mixer thing. Here we go.
Oh, there's a little dog right there. Oh, there's a little dog right there.
Do you guys have your games downloaded? Yeah, I'm in.
Alright, I'm gonna host the game, we'll see.
Um, no one should be showing this lobby key right now.
I'm kind of too late for that, Chief.
That button should have been on the previous screen.
That probably would have been better.
Hmm
Try creating a new one. Oh guys. What are we doing?
Why don't we do it? Who made the streamer mode button on the same page as the lobby key?
One second one moment
One moment gentlemen
There we go
Okay, I've got the lobby key
Mm-hmm
Sing it to you now is yours mr. Drag is yours mr. Genji and there's yours mr. Hodge
I'm trying to pull up that sweet neck there. How'd you get in the smirly diddly tonight?
We're hot session coal in Valley perfect
for the sweet treats
for the sweet delights
I'm reasoning the code. Oh, yeah, that wasn't the code online. You're pregnant. I got you
You're pregnant. You're pregnant. You're pregnant. You're pregnant
There you go, chief. Come on in the water's fine
If we want to play another game someone also
Recommended for the next game to be like major Rena
I play that long time ago. That's where you yell fireball
Oh, hold on.
Oh.
I think you played that.
Did you play that with me, Officer?
Hey, do you think?
Maybe I did.
Maybe I did play that.
Streamer mode makes a new code, you fool.
Oh.
Oh, that's why the code didn't work.
That was a test, sir.
That was a test.
Obviously, I knew that.
You press this button.
Yeah, can you hear me in the game?
Yeah, we love it.
Can you hear me in the game?
No.
Oh, yeah, I say you were looking very sexy I like your alien diaper. I like your alien cock
I think we're supposed to be able to hear each other in the game. I had to make a beverage sorry
All good all good. Let me see tell me if you hear me. Hello. Hello. You hear me? All right. Hey, yeah
Okay, what are we doing? Did you invite me? No, I give you guys the lobby cause it's you DMs
What's the problems people are having
Why do you see there's problems?
I just hear people
This is a dino game where we have to kill ourselves 30 times in the first hour to fight each other, buddy
Yeah, that was a great game and you know that was good game. That was good game. I like that not a game
I just like the server code or most likely
Wait wait guys go to your options go to your sound and put your microphone input in there
It why is it give me an option to push the top but it doesn't give me an option to change the button for push it on
Hey, did I just leave?
Oops.
What are those imbeciles make this game?
I, I, I, who, who made this game?
It's V.
Yes, V.
Hello?
Hello, yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, good.
Good.
Yeah
Yes, yes, we can
Yes, yes, we can see you. Yes
Virginia go
You right there
Take a sip of the city
taste like swamp water and beetles like you do like you do
why is my guy not tapping his leg? I guess it's your alien
oh now Drax copy me Drax saw my flaw and he hopped on my wave
You piece of shit, Jack.
Come on, do it! Do it!
The cool aliens are sitting cross-legged, buddy.
I'm tapping.
Yeah, you tap. You tap, you alien bitch.
Where's Gigi at?
I'll be there in just a second.
Take your time! Take your time!
Jack's audio in-game only in one ear for you guys?
Yeah, well, I think it's because he's sitting to your ride.
Oh
Holy crap get a lot of Seraxia you loba
Holy crap, oh my god, I wonder what hers can do
I love this Morgan Borg bat aliens
I don't want to play a scary game.
I said, I don't want to.
Oh, it's me against one.
What the fuck?
Gigi has a skin. Gigi got a facelift in plastic surgery.
We really are in California.
That's right.
I'm you dumb, you dumb.
I'm not even voice.
Testing, testing.
You got past the total value in the middle.
Use special cards to your advantage.
Jogblorb.
I can't hear any of you. Hello?
We're right here. Don't you worry.
Hey, do you know how to play this?
Wait, is this an uno?
Explain the game.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Is my turn?
Hey, who's turn is it?
As we leave this on, on, on non-punch time, as we just leave it on open.
leave it on leave it on I don't know what the fuck is going on perfect all right
I'm leaving my on I'll leave my on who sir is it how did I get a burger thank
you it's my big arch
guys there's no way any of you guys know what's happening right now
no I don't know
um click 5
oh shiiiit
what's the name of this?
yeah like a quick cigarette to think
it was between my mind
okay I'm gonna go ahead and choose a random fucking gun
No idea what it did.
Like you do, like you do.
I have another shingar.
I think we got a play liars bar.
I truly have no idea what we're doing.
I think we can't pass the total number in the middle.
What, what do you mean?
Shut up, old man.
What the fuck?
What are you after that?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
He wants this buddy, and what the?
Yeah, you like that, huh? You like that?
All right guys as soon as someone figures out how this works, please let the lesson rest of the class now
Equals 13
That possibly mean at all
I I play a seven
Do I play a three okay now I'm now
I
Now
Okay
All right, my head got a little bigger
Okay, all right, okay
Up I have no idea what they don't go over 13
You can't go over
You drunk how are you picking your cards? What what what are you choosing to base up? What logic are you using?
Okay, I'll do a one
All right
You shut the fuck up
You shut the fuck up. No you shut the fuck up
Yeah, you eat that, you slut.
Alright, I'm gonna zero X.
I feel like that's the furthest thing from 13.
Walks and removes all special card effects that are currently active can only be played
against special cards when prioritized when randomized.
What the hell does that even mean?
What the hell is he doing?
Guys, what are we doing?
I called it as literally equals 14, does that mean I lose if I play it?
That's pretty nice, hey!
All right, that's it. I played 14. I don't care. I don't know what it does
14 14
Lay your head brother welcome in shit
Tell me fucking kill me
What is going on?
What's happening?
We guys look up look up look up
Zero out of 16. Oh
Which I think oh well
no way oh shit now we should have zero I understand now I understand the game
zero hey what is my dream yep I you fuck me wait wait wait wait I wait I'm
I'm getting, I'm getting, wait.
No, would you, would you cut it out?
There you go, buddy.
You look with that head and large and pound.
Oh, shit.
You got no more zeros, huh?
No more zeros, huh?
I knew I could have played this.
Hey!
Did the head get bigger?
Just left one.
Welcome.
Woo-hoo!
I don't know.
I feel like our heads can't get much bigger.
Oh
Wait wait so it has to be oh, it's it has to be lower than nine. Oh, okay. I'm getting it. I'm getting it
But hey, we have to keep it below nine
No way you put a nine first round, I'll leave you yourself fucking drill
I like that, bitch.
I like that, huh?
I like that.
I like that, buddy.
I like that, huh?
Ah!
I have no idea what that gun does.
Ah.
Is that, is that back to me?
I
What
Is there anything to get a poop over there
Wait, wait, is my turn
Oh, yeah, how do you like that?
What are you doing?
Wait, no, I'm getting it.
No, I'm getting it.
Is everybody understanding?
Are you going to say that?
Oh, your head is huge.
Holy shit.
You got it.
All right, now we got it.
Now we got it.
The alien uno.
Sorry, Peanut.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Peanut.
Oh, okay, alright, that's- that's- hey, okay, I- I've got a card specifically for the situation.
Are you like that, huh? Eat that, bitch.
Ah, you still hungry?
Ah, coming in for dessert?
uh it's a it's a senile over there and it won't let me play and i've lost in all right
holy
holy crap at this point why am i not dead
fucking it boys, fucking it, fucking it, fucking it boys
alright, who's your zed?
zedz
alright, take your time, take your time
you're gonna do the simple as you like
I
Okay, get out of here
Oh, is that really how you feel is that really how you feel alien reverse car what?
Okay, reverse
Oh well I'm fucked
Get out of here
I'm getting smarter I'm getting smarter
I don't think that's smarter is just a head filled with
One G's in the chat
I'm looking why it's every round start off at the maximum I
don't know what that one does I three fill me in was that new
You should kind of loud.
I love that.
Damn.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Wow.
your fucking hands
buddy don't talk to me megamind
you should take it on the half of my screen
watch me move it, watch me move it
oh shiiiit
watch me win
watch me nanny
here we go, wait what's the number?
nine?
you motherfucker
punch
I
Got it. I got to tell you something
You mind oh, okay. All right, I think there's a very
The computer's trying to make a move on nudge!
What are you doing to that bird?
Oh my goodness!
How'd you do that?
But you can throw your beer bottles!
Oh, Chichi said it's huge too!
Put your beer, Drac!
Put your number. Oh, 20, that's time to die!
I loved it!
Hey!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my moustache.
Oh, she's my turn, my turn!
Oh, I killed my bear.
Ha! Keep yours 20!
Oh my gosh.
Oh, well.
Gotta just finger the air a little bit.
Pre-start.
Good thing it good thing it good thing it
five well played well played
Who's there?
Oh, who's there?
Put it down.
Die!
What the hell?
Oh, good work.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Creep's been looking at me all night.
Thank you, Drac.
Well, I'm dead.
What?
Oh, I'm dead.
Ah, you got this.
Just take a little harder.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Holy shit.
He got too smart.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right, all right.
Now to the real players. Now it's time to get down to business.
Nice. Wait what?
God, shake that off, shake that off!
Wait, why can't I play this one? Wait, why can't I play this one?
Oh, I can't play, I can't play it.
You cut it out!
That wasn't me.
I'm digging!
I can't play e-cords!
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Shut up over there, you gotta focus.
I can't select any cards boys, I'm telling you it's glitched.
I can't play the cards!
What the f-
Oh fuck, he got me!
He got me, he got me!
Okay, it's just auto-playing.
I can't select anything.
What is happening?
Perfect, perfect.
Get out of here!
Oh, well hopefully it randomly chooses the car that's going to help me.
Are you tapped out or something?
No, I'm not tapped out. It's just what we said card.
I can't select anything. I can't...
Can we hover over it?
Oh, that didn't work.
All right, well, hey.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Welcome.
Thank you.
I'll get the computer second you.
I think regular life is probably better.
I think you're right, Missudge.
Yeah, I like this alien bleep blop game.
I say we go play one or two of those after this,
just so we can feel something and then we change.
I'm done, I'm done.
You expect to eat the robot?
Fuck.
Who goes to the lion's bar?
That's what I do.
This game's okay, but I don't like being able to clearly not play my cards.
Kind of the same.
What?
I'll finish with the head.
No, don't spit on me.
Oh my god, no.
Don't spit on me.
Oh my-
Oh, I'm so angry.
No, no, don't spit on me.
No.
I like I like your diaper. Oh, no, no, no, no
Oh, I'm pretty sure you just kill yourself
I'm pretty sure you just one drag I'm like 50%
Shit go ahead, didn't you
Nice!
Good work!
I'm trying to see what that did!
She's chilling, she's chilling!
Hey, where am I to do it?
I'm never going to do it!
What did you say?
Oh, it's live sport, live sport time, live sport time!
That was interesting!
Live sport time, live sport time!
That was interesting!
Last more time, last more time, last more time, last more time.
Use that in Phasmophobia, what do you guys think?
No!
I can literally hear you pushing into your voice.
Lies bar or Phasmophobia?
Lies bar.
You saying it?
Yes, very sure.
That's because you don't like Phasmophobia or you're scared.
Yes.
May I remind you hot you have a wife and kids and you're scared of a video game
Don't have kids have two dogs. Oh
We have a wife and you scared of a video game
Let's try one Liars bar. I gotta play one Liars bar. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I won't lie
I won't buy. Oh, you're thinking good. Okay. What lies bar?
We do it. We do it. We do it.
Deck or slot? Nice. Deck.
We never played it.
I'm trying to dice a thousand times. I don't know how it works.
All the bugs in this can tell me to do it.
Dude, guess how do you play Liar's Dice?
You play Liar's Dice?
Oh good, or Dice.
I've lost all of you.
I don't know what that has to do with the end of it.
The end of it?
That's not very kind at all.
Oh no.
One quick second boys, one quick second, doing a little swap to Newsy.
My god!
I'm hosting.
Here we go.
I'm seeing you two in minds.
Here you go boys, here you go boys.
One for Mr. Drake, one for Mrs. Genji, and one for Mr. Hodge.
come on in gentlemen the one is fine I see we tried nice I see we try to figure
it out all right okay we're four smart gentlemen I can figure it out you're
Come on yeah, mm-hmm. We wish why not wish why not?
What type of autism do you have?
Nice is easy trust me. I'm trying like seven times. I can't figure out how to do it
Pour a little bit more of this silly juice.
Here we go.
Perfect.
All right, now we're going to.
All right, we do Lies Dice.
Dice.
It's basic or traditional?
Traditional.
Is that the same thing?
Are those acronyms?
Wait a minute.
No, synonyms.
Synonyms.
Here we go.
Wait, traditional or classic?
Condition?
What do you do, so do you do this all?
All right, ready up boys?
Back me, I say you look lovely today.
Thanks.
Huch, may I say you're really, um, you're really fat.
I thought I tried to think of a compliment,
Alright, go ahead, ready up, boys.
Diggy, hunch, you're not ready now.
Pina, hunch is eating again.
There's no way this fucking whale is eating again.
There's actually no way.
There we go.
Alright, mute up, mute up, mute up.
Sorry, I went somewhere.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Hey, why are we here?
Here you go.
What's going on?
Oh, there we go.
What are you thinking?
Let's slice through those fibs of yours.
Wait, shall we?
I play...
What do I do?
Roll and bid.
Look at your dice.
Hmm.
Um.
Okay.
I've got three.
three threes
lie or you won
i'm not paying for yours
is that how you do it? did i win?
hmmm
four ones
he doesn't have four ones
track think of the statistical
impossibilities of that one
put the money
he doesn't even have one one
what is going on?
Is he supposed to die?
I don't understand.
Oh, oh my.
Oh my, oh my.
See if you're not looking too good.
See if I gotta be honest with you, you're not looking good.
not looking like a clean bill about
is ever the stable
i don't know what i can do
oh fuck
what are we doing
What do we have to do?
Oh, well, I'm dead.
How do you know that?
Oh, OK, I'm trying to catch on.
Wait, is it whoever has the most fours?
No, so it comes to the whole table.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
Why?
How?
What does that mean?
Everybody?
Uh, what does that mean it comes to the whole table?
Okay, you're not betting on just what you had, you're betting on what everyone has.
If you have three clues, I possibly know what you guys have.
Well that's the gamble.
What do you mean that's the gamble, that's just one clue.
Wait, she said seven ones, P.
I messed up.
You don't have seven ones.
NYEAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I have one
Oh shit
I don't have a single one
Oh fuck I meant stop I meant stop
I meant to press something else
Could you just do one one and then you'd never lose?
Did she actually? Oh no she's alive
Wow
Every one of this table looks like shit.
I don't know if you guys need a quick vacation or a new bottle of lotion.
Everyone here looks horrible.
So you're saying you don't think I'm pretty anymore?
Five twos.
How would she know that there's five twos?
Is it everyone lying at all times?
Follow her on it.
Yeah, she's lying cuz he literally doesn't know
Exactly there's no way she would know that there's five twos because there's three other guys
Holy shit, does it have to be exactly five? Nope. Nope
Enjoy that pause and
All right, I know how to win. I know how to win. I
Know how to win the game. I figured it out. Oh my god, you look
That's a lot I got the dice significantly louder than everybody
Oh my turn? Oh yeah, I'm just gonna guess.
One, two.
Hey, I literally can't look.
Oh, puss.
I-
I- I-
Oh, three. Three.
Oh.
You're dumb.
I would be talking pal. I would be talking. You look a mad shit I left on the side of
the road. I have no idea what's going on. I do not know how to play this game in the
slightest. I'm going to go ahead and just say, oh wait why can't I do lesson six?
What?
See, if you happen to miss...
You are worse than me.
And that's saying something.
I don't know, Jim.
Mr. P.J.P.
Private bungalowship with my brother, Arshad.
Plus, serious stimulus for the bungalowater economy.
Medical reasons, obviously.
You in chief.
And they are the...
I have no idea what that means.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm dying!
What?
What do I do?
I didn't do anything!
I- I've never played Dice Again.
I've never played Dice Again.
Fuck this stupid game.
No one knows how to play.
No one- No one at this table knows how to play this game, including me.
Fuck this game.
This is why I didn't play Dice.
I told you, I told you.
This is why I didn't play dice! I told you! I told you! This is why I didn't play dice!
You are worse than me, and that's saying something.
I need a little...
I need a little immediately.
I need to get lubed up.
Don't fuck with me, eh?
Here we go!
Oh my god.
Drink up, buddy.
Wait, I don't have any fives.
This game needs real sense.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
IT'S MADE UP RULES!
This game needs real sense.
Oh
Ones are wild
What's our wild
Oh
What is going on
Well, did you wait you later
I don't understand.
Yeah, let's literally never play Dice again.
I have no idea what that means.
You don't even know how you won!
Who do you want? What was a wild?
I have no idea.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what wild would mean in this type of game.
What the fuck was that?
Guys, I want-
Don't say anything, Liar's gag.
Okay, what is that?
I don't even want to talk about what just happened.
You see that?
You see that every couple of times I play this game,
I get convinced your Liar's dies
and it goes the exact same way every fucking time.
I never learned.
I can't even now.
I wonder why all of a sudden, like,
what do you mean you can't now wonder why?
What if I told you twos were explorers
or threes were sexy or fours were incredible?
What the fuck do you mean you gave now that ones are wild? What?
I'm saying what?
Now that I know ones are wild, I get the game.
Why?
So either wild, I don't get why they're wild, but now that they are wild, I-
Ready up, ready up, ready up, ready up.
I hate all of you, I want that down.
Alright, ready up.
Don't hate me.
Ready up, everybody ready up.
Alright, we're going in.
We're going in, we're going in, we're going in.
You gotta read the rules out there is no rules!
If you hold that ass off there's no rules!
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.
Push it big I see again.
I don't have to be the first one out of this game.
I've been training.
don't you worry hunts don't you worry got my lucky lady oh what that what the
monkey doing who's just hanging from the bars
How you doing miss tap good to see you again fish cat my damn cat
Your move diggie
Nice I won
What do you think, hunch? I don't think she's truthin'. I don't think there's one
hair of truth on that, fox. Or cat, or whatever that is.
Oh, Queen.
A queen at the Queen's table.
Oh, how lucky are you?
White! White!
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Queen.
Oh, I got a queen, isn't it?
Thank you for the new sub, Camper. Thank you for the raid. Hope you had a good stream.
Woohoo!
Go, Camper! Go, Camper!
Woohoo!
Camper, my man!
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was toggle mute.
I
Can't forget that
They came for my way
Keep always hold it down. That's what I like about campus when did it become talk on mute?
Settings
The queen has the queen's table.
Queen again. Look at this.
I had another one.
Look at one of the chances.
There were so much.
I got so many.
Listen up, Drak. We know you ain't holding nothing over there, buddy.
Genji, call him immediately on his bullshit.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Liar.
Okay.
Long satan, I want you.
I fucking hate you.
Hunch is the one that told you to do it! Hunch, what the hell? What the hell?
I said he was truth and I knew that was a queen!
Uh...
Ooh, I hate you, peanut.
You came from out of line.
You know, you guys are all stupid. I don't know how you guys didn't understand the last game.
Okay, that hurt.
Yeah, I feel like that was a little unnecessary.
I mean, I feel like it was a very simple mass game.
I feel like pussy pigs is a piece of shit.
Zingy Einstein will be like,
Oh, why wouldn't you calculate the trajectory of the dice and the ones with the wild and the threes are crazy?
Fuck you.
I can't help if your IQ's below average.
A queen at the queen's table!
Queen.
Don't mind if I dig.
Huh?
Oh.
Shit.
Oh, sweetie.
That looks like a queen at the queen's table.
Oh!
Wait, what the?
What?
What are you doing?
Oh!
You can't kill me that easily, Bunny.
I want you, my boy.
I'm coming for you, my boy!
Is he queen?
What queen for me?
That's a lie.
100% Call him liar.
I can hear his voice, liar.
100%, 100% That's funny!
Over there is lion!
I'm scared!
100%, 100% You're so dead.
You're so fucked.
Hi!
I
Why
That was you that was saying all that I said he was too dead
My gosh, why do I listen to you guys?
I'm trying.
Now, Genji, hear me out. This next car, he's gonna put down. It's gonna be a lot.
100%, 100%.
No, no, no.
150%.
I got three Queens.
Look at me.
Don't believe him. He's lying.
Kill that one.
I have some cards.
Oh shit.
Jimmy's too draggy.
He's the one that's been making you kill yourself.
You're right.
Jimmy.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
We're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
Oh, three queens at the queen's table.
Shut the fuck up, please shut up.
I'm so lucky tonight.
Hey, queen at the queen's table.
Fuck, be a slam.
Lucky man, lucky dog.
I'm not by it. I'm not by it. I'm not by it. I am not by it. What do we buy that? Oh, we buy that
LIE!
Are we buyin' that?
What? Stop looking at me!
Here's a gift.
No way! Fuck off!
LIE!
Oh!
Ooh.
Well, don't leave me alone.
She doesn't matter, buddy.
I haven't shot a single shot yet.
Of course, one.
I'm fine.
Ah, three kings at the king's table!
Lucky am I!
Yo!
Yo, yo!
Yo!
No!
Ah! A king at the king's table!
King.
Easy.
I get to chill. Three kings is crazy.
Two queens, not three kings though.
I can't stop winning tonight.
Really cracked the case wide open, Gloxy.
Cracked the case wide open, Gloxy!
CONGRATULATIONS
What? Dude
I thought it was a queen's table. I didn't realize we're on kings now
Was it me?
So did you just put that queen's table on?
I'm thinking the exact same thing
Oh
Right there is a damn
I
Think she's being
She's right. She's right. He was the one who was trying to kill you. She's right. She's right. She's right. She's right
What was it? She's right. She's right. She's right. Don't know how to
Drive drive drive drive. Please god. Please god
You can't kill me
I'm invincible look at this wasn't worried for even a split second
what a thought ah a king at the king's table king I got a bullet's a sphere no
I
Already have your read I already know what you're thinking. I'm back in your head. I got my feet up
But I want you to video
No way drag with the hodges you do video and study how he played
I didn't see your body you studied how I played
Jokes on you buddy. I don't know what I'm doing. You're not gonna learn anything
A king at the king's cable!
King.
Nothing but kings, nothing but a good town.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Now that's a lot, that's a lot of pussy-pings.
A king at the king's cable!
Liar.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Oh shit is your first watch you to pull out that nine-eyed and I want you to
Oh, you're dead you're done
Shit, I got bitch rabbit there to my right
No
It's shut up rabbit. It's shut up over there. You're dead
Ah three
Queen's at the Queen's table.
Queen.
Remember, Tinti, you got four shots loaded in.
Be careful on your B-
He's a hundred and fifty percent line.
Are you here talking?
He is one hundred and fifty percent line.
Careful, Gen-G.
Do not call anything.
Yes, put your cards on the table.
He's mine!
Oh my gosh, what a-
Hey, you shut the fuck up, pussy pig!
Dude, what?
What is this game?
She gotta be live.
A queen at the queen's table!
How do I already have four bullets in mine?
Queen.
another queen you lucky dog
a queen at the queen's table queen
Oh
We're fucked I realize how she's last gone
Wait remember who has the reason you have those four bullets
See you later, pee!
Fuck me, pee!
Fuck you, rabid!
And you suck!
Fuck me!
I thought I was dead!
And how was that?!
That was awesome!
Oh my god!
Liar!
Oh, fuck!
A showdown!
We both shoot peanut!
What?!
Can we?!
I'm so bad!
What the hell is going on here?
Oh shoot, I'm already dead!
Wait, how do I have four bullets again?
What?
Dude.
Come on, you have one bullet.
No, it's just I have four in the chamber.
What?
I think like four mystery bullets.
No, it says one for me too.
Laya, Mhmm?
Wait, it says to...oh, okay, nevermind, I see-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Shoot yourself! Shoot yourself! Shoot yourself!
I see a bloodstool on my side-
See you later!
Oh, shit!
Son!
Okay.
My now I see how I can't read by the same reason guys. I'm right here looking like Genji shot us
Unnecessarily and unjustifiably. I'm I'm rooting for hunch. I'm rooting for hunkie
Easy peasy you win
Just a fire beat
I'm dead doesn't matter
You're all dead. See you later
Hell fuck you bunny. Oh, you two bitch
You got one of six
King
No way she- WHAT?!
What the fuck?
What of it?
What of the chances?
What the hell?
What?
That has gotta be like a- one in a billion, that's gotta be-
What just- what just happened?
I have no idea, I have no idea.
What just- what just happened to me?
You had four out of six and she had one out of six.
Yeah. There's no way. There is no way. What?
The fuck? What happens if you both shoot at the same time? Does everybody lose?
I don't know. Do you see me know what happens when that happens?
Can we do the other deck on Liar's Deck, the one where we can put multiple cards down?
I
Really everybody died I
Cannot believe that I lost that
You had a five and six chance of winning and then she had a 50% chance of winning
In Jesus go, I don't know
Yeah, but don't you yeah, she went on a 60 and four sx
This is our game out here boys! We're not losing!
Holy shit, that's a lot of cards.
Oh my god, I got 100 cards in my hand!
How many of these should I play?
How many of these...
Oh shit!
Oh!
3 cards, Dragon Liar.
Ooh, that's a shame.
That's a shame.
Die, die, die, die, die.
Yeah, yeah.
Two boys, two boys, two boys.
Two sons up, two sons up, two sons up.
Two sons up, one two sons up.
Jack, fuck you. Fuck you.
Hey, there's jokers?
Jokers table.
Have you jokers?
This is you. There's no way he has two jokers, Jinji.
Go ahead.
Please, listen to Jack.
I don't know, I don't know.
One joker.
You put out a shit line.
I'm not listening anymore.
One more talker.
Alistair Pussy Pig, that's a Pussy Pig-Live Guaranteed.
Alright pal, alright buddy, you were lying on the last-
What?
What the hell?
I told ya.
Squeal please.
I'm sorry about it pal.
I've shot no shots.
It ain't killing me.
You will die here. This is your final moment. Fuck you.
Oh, you can't speak. Oh, we keep the same hand. What's going on?
I don't know. Well, you're up, Pussy Pig. Okay, alrighty, man.
two of queens
three cards how does peanut have one card left?
are you smelling what I'm smelling cause I'm smelling bullshit
will that trigger one more time?
I dare you
I
that's right buddy
that's right pal
that's right buddy
And, right, buddy.
Oh, see you later.
My first shot.
Ah, you'll be fine.
Still on my side.
We're good, we're good.
It's really am I going to get a new hand?
I think we just keep playing with the same hand.
One ace.
Pussy pig, why are you holding your one card like you're about to throw it across the
bar?
Good job!
I got right here in my pink hand an ace.
You know that?
Someone's gonna do that.
Yes.
I for some reason think the answer to that is yes. I have no idea why Donix has been displayed it. I think those are the PAs.
Digi, do you have three Asus or not?
I'm not telling you.
She's got three Asus and I'm saying 100%, 100%, 100%.
There is no way his last card is an ace
Flashback, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing at any time
You can't read me!
Did you, were you lying on that three inches or not?
No, I wasn't.
I knew it, I knew it.
I had a percent to it.
I think we all knew it.
I was screaming away.
How does he not have any cards?
I don't understand.
I don't know what's going on.
And how does anyone have a Queen?
One Queen.
That was a hundred percent on purpose.
He is not lying.
That's a queen.
She has to have a queen.
She put three queens down earlier.
Oh, that shit.
What are you talking about?
I didn't!
What are you fucking-
Holy shit.
Why not?
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fucking hate that, buddy.
Good work, JJ. Good work.
Thank you, thank you.
Obviously, as long as Drac loses, I don't care what happens to me.
What the fuck?
Fuck you.
Actually, I saw you cross your legs and lift up your pinky one-quarter inch, so that means that you may or may not be lying three turns from now.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, Drac.
I got you, man.
Sherlock, buddy, over here on the right. That is shit.
Wait, so when are we actually getting a new duck?
Because Peanut's alive, but he's not.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm just chillin'.
I'm just chillin'.
Fuck!
Please don't be the first bullet.
Please be the first bullet, please be the first bullet.
Look, don't fail me.
Damn it.
You guys keep enjoying the game.
I'm just gonna hang out here if you guys don't mind.
It's reaching out there like drag!
It was a sip of the silly boys.
It's time to relax gentlemen.
We've done all the hard lifting.
Fears boys, threes boys.
This was mine.
Now we both know
that your last queen
was used with drag.
Go ahead, put down any cards you want.
That's what you think.
Liar!
Fuck!
Huh?
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
PURRI!
Ahah
Fuck
Waaaaaay
Waaaaaaay
Waaaaaay
That is, uh...
You behind the tech?
Is the...
central place
So now, you get a new deck
What's a Pig?
All town don't see.
I'm too alive.
Can you stand again?
I think I might play myself a couple of kings if you don't mind there, partner.
No, absolutely not.
Oh, very gracious of you, partner.
One king.
How about it?
Three kings.
Ah, three kings you say, huh?
I think I'll play myself another game
Liar go ahead and put that steel up to your dome doggy
Yes, sir, boss! Yes, sir!
How dare you do it, boss!
Fuck you, and fuck you, and...
Fuck you!
Oh, dammit, I didn't get to catch it.
I was too late, I was too late.
Hey, see that, boys?
Little expertise. Little expertise.
Ah...
I should be running that one by one more time.
I like that one. I like that one.
What do you want to say?
Let's do it! Let's do it! Ready up, boy!
I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
Mm-hmm.
Well, and then, you guys want to play a scary game with a little bit?
It is Friday the 13th.
Could get a little spooky.
SPOOKY TIME!
Scary games?
He could get a little spooky in here.
Let's get the scary one.
Let's get a little scary.
Oh, frightening.
We'll play one more game and then another game after that and whoever wins the second game
decide what game we play next.
Deal?
Deal.
Hey, sir.
Weeeeeeah!
The trick is here boys
It is here
I didn't get all my cards out and monkey is swinging around over there. What's you doing over there monkey? I
Didn't know so joke is a waltz
Jokers are wild. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Well, it's good to know jokers are wilds cuz I fucking three kings
There's no way you use all your kings in your first hand bro.
Oh, there's no, I can't, I can't.
Liar.
I can't.
Yeah, what, are you high?
It's not about having a full view of the first hand.
It's about getting the cards out of your hand.
Oh, I think literally none of us have a lot of these if anyone plays three
I'll see if any of them plays any of them at all. They're live
All that I dare you go ahead
Yeah
I'm not gonna lie to you I thought that was dragon that was
I thought I was talking shit on Gigi's hand.
See what we got here boys?
One queen.
Genji, I hope you're lying because Drax knows that I put three queens on the table. He's calling this no matter what
Yeah, I knew I knew it. I fucked myself. Well, look me first rodeo
One King.
Jack, you called that immediately right.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm pushing me.
He played three Queens, you dumbass.
Oh wait, it's a King's table.
It's a King's table.
You right?
You're right.
All right?
If he had said anything, he probably wouldn't have called the fire.
You're right.
Two Kings.
Yeah, just had him stored up in my hand, helping up my mind that I played him.
Drac, you call liar no matter what.
You hear me?
You hear me, son?
You call liar and I mean no matter the consequences.
Yeah.
One.
Put it down.
I'm calling.
Yes, sir.
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Who were the boys? Who were the other boys?
Help, I survived this!
I will not let one of you bust rodeo.
Oh, yep. Have fun playing!
What the hell are you doing?
I gotta get rid of all my cards like Mr. Hudge did. That's a genius move.
Three queens.
3 queens huh?
3 queens?
What?
Go ahead and load up the steel
REEE
I was not ready for that
It's me U P
Why did I do
A queen's table to a queen's table?
What the hell is that?
Ah, statement. I thought you were lying with that.
Jack, you know what forces me to call you a liar, right?
Oh my god.
He just shot himself.
It worked! It worked!
Hey, what Joker's table? We don't have any cards.
Oh, welcome back to the game.
Much you quiet down over there.
Good to see everybody.
What?
One listen to me.
Listen to me.
Go ahead.
OK, I'll do it.
What do you have zero out of six?
One, OK.
OK.
Never mind.
One, joke.
I didn't have a joke.
I have a call.
You didn't use it.
No, you didn't use it.
He's lying he's lying call him pussy pig. Dude. I fucking dare you call my boss. I fucking dare you
I dare you I'm dying to see you put my gun to your fucking head
What's it taking you got a pair of balls on you you call that bunny rabbit
Now
Wow
Liar, okay, all right
That's where you get okay. All right. Okay. All right
All right, this one's for you darling. That's I'm on my first shot
Close one buddy. Now. I'm coming for you now. I'm coming for you
Now you think you may have one now. I'm coming for you my boy. I
Want you my boy. I want you
fucking you coward fuck you fuck you in your cuban link chain and your wife
beat a t-shirt your stupid dolly is in your cigarette you have a smoke in half
an hour fuck you oh it's my turn
I got one.
Yes.
My body.
Liar.
E, I bought a sofa.
My god.
Relating.
Come on, dude.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I can't do this.
I need some good.
I just got my tits down.
Damn it, nice.
Ah, King's Table!
Luckily I have many of those.
One King.
Call him! Call him!
100%!
Call him! Call him!
Call him!
Oh
Oh, oops. Oh, yeah, it was you booze you could happen anybody just another
I'll see you on the other side. I'll see you on the other side. Oh
Fuck you
Listen to me. Dr. Does not have any more Kings. What he does 100 and 50%
150% I'm calling him immediately
You calling me?
Yeah, yeah, I am, yeah, I am.
I'm calling you.
Liar.
Okay, I feel like we kind of made a bond right there as brothers.
And you turn around and you stab me in the back.
Uh, if I survive this, I am going to peel your cock with the potato peeler and my kitchen gavons.
Alright.
Okay, alright.
Alright.
Okay.
All right games, man.
I
Yeah
Liar
That laughing boys that laughing
I don't have teams
I should have said that
Let's hope this game still got luck
Got it!
Oh my god
We've runge, we've runge. Yes! Fuckdrag!
Shoot some call if he's lying!
Liar!
Oh
Only grab did I did let's see if luck's still on my side
Oh
You are so lucky
Yeah, I know
I just use about this oh, yeah, well ain't that what's what to do yo it is
What
To aces
one ace that's no ace one ace oh that's no ace one ace liar that no that's
That's nice. That's nice.
I'm feeling the hudge. I'm feeling the hudge.
See you later.
Here's to taking chances.
Join me on the table.
Bosh dang it.
You fuckers die already!
These guys are lucky to send some bitches if I've ever seen.
Do you see this?
What a joker.
Yeah, I already did Lord of the Gods!
Liar!
Ooh, hot excellent move Mr. Hotman!
I didn't have any ammo.
Shoot!
Yeah, I'll do this.
Alright!
Welcome to the table!
Yeah!
You're so fucking lucky, bro.
You're so lucky.
You fucking son of a bitch!
I ain't here!
All right.
All right boys, winner of this game
decides the next game for the night.
We in? We in? Okay, okay.
I want you to know if I win
I'm flipping the coin
between Phasmophobia and Super Battle Golf.
That's my plan.
That should be so fun.
That is a good game, that is a good game.
It's a really good game.
It's such a fun game.
Are we doing poker?
I'm so in.
Yo, she's a poker.
Alright, ready to get boys?
Ready to get me.
I won that game out of sheer luck.
I'm sorry, I just shit read it.
I don't fucking hate Drake.
No, this is 100% different.
I don't know who's luckier.
Me or Genji?
Uh, the- Drag over here thinks he's a fortune-telling lady in a purple robe with a magical orb
sitting on the side of some New York City block charging $5 per fortune-seeing.
Fuck this piece of shit.
Wait, what is this one?
This was Vogue-er. This was Vogue-er.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fuck it in, boys. Fuck it in, boys.
Fuck it. Fuck it in.
Oh.
Well, I guess my cards are okay.
I'll go ahead and call.
I'm not folding! There's a good card! There's a two to roll boys!
That's a call situation!
I think it works.
Steve!
No. It's not good. You're a moron.
If I die here, fuck you three.
I would have won, Gary, my brother.
That's when the voices started.
I
Fold
Shits
I'll tell you what you need a place whatever cards go for queen
Hold never fold
taking my chances. I switch.
I call a break down.
See that boys?
That's why you never fall boys.
You see that? You see that boys?
It doesn't mean weak sugar.
Did I something? Did I something something?
That's motion. That's motion right there.
That's a little bit of motion right there.
Fuck. All of you.
I have a feeling one of you guys have a queen.
There's no way.
That's a strong table and I don't have a queen or a king.
Oh
All right, Jack
You're a man of stature
Would you agree? I would agree
You're man of action, huh?
Go all in. Let's get down to business then.
Oh shit!
Get down to business. Stop all this black.
I can't tell if he's bluffing or not.
Only want me to find out.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
There's
Oh, shit!
No way!
You had a blouse with that fast forward!
What?
You had a theory client.
No way, load up that shite iron, buddy.
Wait, is your, is, is your-
I said load up the shite iron!
There's a 5% chance you'll live.
Actually our father Warden heaven
God's not here with you now son. It's chasing me
See you later
Excellent work boys excellent work
Taking out the trash
Well, well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
And me.
Hmm.
Go ahead.
Make your move.
Your same hand.
I can't.
Just run in the back, boys.
Let it ride!
go ahead and make your move
same hand again
just run in the backboards
let it run
i call
welcome to your grave
i'm scared
go ahead make your move taking my chances
watch and learn boys watch and learn
watch and learn boys, watch and learn
taking my chances
I
Switch I
Call
Yeah, go ahead make your move buddy. Go ahead make your move.
Stop, you're making me nervous.
Left, I loaded.
I don't know how you can have anxiety playing this stupid game, that's crazy.
I say we cut all the chit chat, get down to business, what do you say?
Oh
He met you shouldn't have done that see you later, buddy. Oh, we'll see
May I see
He will see.
Who has?
Oh.
Two players.
Oh.
Ahhhh!
God will save me.
I've sinned!
God will save me on this hand!
I will bother her after life.
I'll help you.
Help!
Easy!
Yeah!
And a weapon!
Oh, let's go!
Alright, Genji, you pick...
Wow.
What game are we doing next?
Or, you can pick one more Liars Bar
and whoever wins that gets to pick.
Ooh, mm-hmm.
Spice it up a little bit.
We can do another Liar's Bar.
Nice.
Don't be a Genji.
Deck, deck, deck, deck, deck.
Copy it.
Deck?
Not poker?
Well, some of us got shot in the head with King Deuce.
I vote poker.
Hutch votes deck.
Genji.
Well, Genji's calling.
What do you mean Genji votes deck?
Oh, yeah.
Genji gets a pick.
Genji, go ahead.
I'm not good at the day.
I say if you choose dice, I'm fucking beating it.
Alright, look at that.
Alright, ready?
I'm going to let it ride.
The dice were a bit of a hell.
Yeah, no thanks.
No thanks.
Oh, shit.
I should have picked dice because you guys are idiots and don't know how to flip it.
You don't know how to play either, buddy.
No you don't! No you do not!
Fuck it in bro, just lock it in.
Alright whoever wins this game gets to choose the next game we're playing.
Mhmm, mhmm.
Not too shabby at any point. Not too shabby at any point.
Coward fold.
What the hell?
If I fucking die in the mud.
I'm going to laugh my ass off.
I'm going to pet.
No you're not.
Do it.
I
Could go off your stink squad. I
Call death is an old friend
Beds you really can't go on
What is that?
What is it?
Nine or a...
Wait, is it Ace Count or no?
Wait, guys, is it Ace Count or is that only a one?
It's gone south.
Guys, guys...
Well, I guess my cards are okay.
Nothing too good, nothing too bad. I'll call.
I call. I'll break you down.
What the hell do you have?
Oh
Big I'm scared of you pussy dog. Oh
My
Are you fucking it kidding me
What's it be?
Push it, pig!
Ginger!
I'll see y'all later.
I'm staying right here, buddy!
I'm staying right here!
I thought I had a good hand, man!
Lock me in the eye, Hunter!
Lock me in the eye!
This gun doesn't go off, I'm coming for you.
Open your mouth a little wider, say-
O.o
Double K.O.
That's was insane yeah
Yeah.
Do no, No.
Yeah, it looks like we're not playing a horror game, boys.
Let's recap some.
I do one more round of live-step and we win.
Let's play a horror game.
I'm all set.
We can win some, we can win some.
Honestly, the backup game, Super Battlegolf, is not that bad anyways.
It's kind of a win-win either way.
Kind of a win-win either way, gentlemen.
I'm taking my chances.
But if we can convince them,
I'll get you that fat, my phobia boys.
If I can convince them, I'll get it for you.
I'll get it for you.
Don't you worry.
They ain't changing.
I can't eat my fuck for diamonds.
Not feelings.
Fuck for diamonds.
You're just some highway slut.
Taking my chances.
Fucking shit.
half a carrot, $50 a pot, not even a real witch.
Not even the one they get in the mines where people die,
just ones they make it effectively
in the East Coast of America.
Oh, do it all.
That's what you're fuckin' for.
Oh.
Right.
That's nice, not nice enough.
You have a Jack with the kids face.
We're both dead, idiot.
Who's we?
You speak French now?
Jack?
He's a Jack.
Oh, you speak French now?
He is a jackass.
Oh, you speak French now?
Woo!
I'm gonna say I know that about you.
Oh, yeah?
You see my purple-eyed motherfucker?
Show yourself.
See you later.
Well, we're going to ground with us.
Hey, pussy pig, we're still off for dinner.
Yes, sir, I am off.
See you later, brother.
I like it if you get on the table.
Oh
Hey boys
Drag you can either choose the next game or
You can choose one more round of liars bar and whoever wins back chooses the next game
You're muted by the way
What do you guys want to do I want to do with you guys
Hey, you know you gotta choose either you gotta choose the next game or
You run another round of lives, Bart, let's someone else choose who ever wins.
Those are your choices.
I'm not doing fastball!
Um, go ahead.
Big.
Let's do it.
Let's do Super Battle Golf.
One more round?
How about one more round and then Super Battle Golf?
One more round and the winner chooses the next game.
Good thinking.
You're a good choice sir! Very good choice sir! Very good!
Peter is going to keep offering this same deal over until he gets over and over until he gets it.
So us three, we need to make sure this fucking pussy pig dies on reach.
Sounds like you're scared. Sounds like you're scared you might lose.
I'm 15 hours in. I got another 30 minutes and I'm gone.
Oh god, no you got him in two hours buddy.
Yeah, he gets sucked by balls.
No, only if you give me two more hours.
Now Drake, go ahead and call us.
Are we playing Super Battle Golf or are you giving it to the next winner?
Super Battle Golf is the same thing.
But I have faith in you, watch what you've got.
Let's do Super Battle Golf.
One more game?
One more game, one more game.
One more game!
It's an excellent choice, monster, and an excellent balance.
I'm a fucking crusader.
Firestone.
No, the choice is all yours.
The choice is yours, Mr. Drag.
You too.
Firestack.
Yeah, let's do Firestack.
Let's do Firestack with a three-hand or with a two-hand.
Regardless, OK.
All right, and you sure you don't want to choose Super Battle
Golf?
What's Devil?
Devil?
I don't know.
I forgot.
Devil.
way devil you didn't get to choose fucking anything also are we there yet
You shut up over there dog
All right, and you said you wanted to play devil and not super battle go
Two aces, I don't believe it. I don't believe it one bit
Yeah!
Paulette!
Absolutely not!
Yeah, she definitely should not call it.
You wouldn't lie to me, right?
No.
She's lying!
What? I told you not to call it!
I wasn't lying!
Oh, fuck.
No, fuck.
If I die on the first fucking bullet.
Oh, oh, everybody's safe and sound everybody's safe and sound
It's what matters most happy we get new hands every time I like this way better
Two aces.
Why are you looking at me? I don't like this. Hello?
I'm not doing that too good. One ace.
I don't like how you're looking at me, sir.
Go ahead, make your bite me.
Boom.
If you dare.
Oh, who's it hit?
Go ahead and load up that steel next to you.
Watch me put it RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII on your job!
Fuck!
I thought you were a bloke and thought that's how you were lookin' at me like that.
What's a pig would you get a tattoo on your left arm?
That's to remind me of my mama.
She ain't dead, she's just real fat. And I feel bad about it.
Mama Pig!
Mama Pig.
I'm a pig. That's right. I'm a pig. Now, she'll whip you up a nice breakfast.
Ask her to go through the night without coughing up blood.
Nope, sir. No, sir. No, sir.
Little bit of bacon.
liar one second i got to catch a drag on his bullshit cuz he
yeah oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
yeah if this bullet goes off let's see if it looks still on my side
be the bullet what the hell huh
uh and drag you're not going for someone i'm having a
conversation nah you see i watch the youtube
video man there's no way this fucking watch our youtube videos and study
techniques. You gotta be a different type of bitchless. I mean, you gotta be in the
negative numbers of bitches. Hey, appreciate that watch.
I don't watch the ads. Mom, thanks. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
I got to meet you guys. Good man. That's a lie.
I am not listening to you guys anymore. Yeah, shut up, hodge.
Yeah, was it a lie?
Yep.
Wait, it was?
Fuck.
No, it was.
Gotta cover us for this next one.
Oh, dang it.
You all made the same mistakes twice?
No shot.
Call it, call it, 100%. I'm certain, I'm certain.
You can blame it on me, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, you can blame it on me.
Call that shit right now.
Hunch, call that shit immediately.
I'm 100% certain.
Yeah, call it so I can see a bullet in your head, Hutch.
I knew it! I knew it!
I thought it was a table! I thought it was a table!
Fuck!
Damn, I shouldn't have stayed.
Go on!
Oh!
Oh my God!
I got an idiot in here.
Fuck, you didn't do this.
I know what it is, I know Pussy Pig ain't gonna do nothing.
That is bold.
No, he's not lying.
Damn right, I'm not lying, I never tell a lie.
Okay, Pina, that sounds like a lie.
He's telling the truth.
Fuck.
What I want you to do is grab that revolver next to you. Go ahead and blow your brains.
Yeah.
I'm so.
I'm the game.
Excellent work boys.
Excellent work.
That's how she goes. That's how the motion moves.
One queen.
bad boys one queen one queen look at us queen that's a lie that's a lie are you
sure about that big man you don't have to trust me if you don't want to that
one that's a lie what happened the last time someone trust us I told her that
Remember what happened then?
He's on top of it. He's on top of it.
That's right. That's right.
One Queen.
Okay, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the hell? What the hell?
He called me! He called me!
He was way too focused on what I was gonna do.
Okay, that's fucking bullshit.
Alright, alright.
Alright, okay, that is about to horse shit!
We picked the next game, it's a ball and...
Or you can pick one more round of Liars Bar!
One, two, three.
Easy.
I lost this fast before you, boys.
I lost this fast before you.
I'm so sorry, boys.
You know we're not doing too hot.
No, not looking good.
She's so bad.
Fuckin' die, you piece of shit, buddy.
dammit
very nice
two aces
you had two as well
look at you
Perfection.
Three. Aces.
Nia.
You fucking lied on the first one and you put three aces on the next one.
I knew it, man.
Oh my god.
I dare you to fucking shoot me.
That's what I did.
What?
Well, ha, this guy's getting lucky. This guy's getting lucky. He's calling you bitch, subliminally.
I wouldn't let that happen.
He didn't.
Asmo, I tried to win.
I tried to win.
They're too good.
To Asus.
Every day.
I'll pitch it to my best.
Liar.
I had no choice.
You were calling the next one about the money.
A million percent, baby girl.
Yeah.
Huh.
Fuck.
Outlast Childs is in the party game, boys.
Cause it's like a full game.
It's not a party game.
No, no, no, no, no!
I thought I'd big brained you, man!
Calm on.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
Sorry!
Hey, yeah, boy, yeah, yeah!
I got me back.
J.J.'s.
They have a trust you have a choice to make.
It's either
Super battle gulp are we there yet or one more round of Liars Bard whoever wins that
Chooses the next game
Or fast before me sorry or fast before me or fast before me
Hey, there's only one choice to be chosen
What is that?
It's not for me
Oh for anyone here it is for the goopas in the chat.
Fucking do it.
Bungulators.
For the love of god.
I know what they want, but people must eat.
Gentlemen and ladies, it's time for PhasmaFo-
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
This time
This time I know I know the people I know what they want
Let him speak to the people let him speak to the people
bro
Okay, this is actually just such bullshit. I played fast before be a so many times even live on stream
I have not switched my steam account in fucking years and it says I don't have it and I have to purchase it
That happened to me on another game the other day
I literally you know arc survival ascended how I told you I was playing that offline a little bit. It made me buy it and
Then told me that I had well up. Let me say it. It made me buy it and then immediately after buying it
It told me I had eight hundred and fifty hours
How do you not have a game you have 850 hours at I'm telling you watch I'm gonna
I'm about to buy fast before me it's gonna tell me I have hours in it it's gonna
tell me I have hours in it I don't know what this is I is that something is that
that's key sauce for you oh shit oh yeah I didn't used to buy a ton of shit I'm
G2A. That's the cheapest one though. That's where you get the cheapest. I don't know if
that's how I did that though. Maybe, maybe that's how I did it. I did used to buy games
off G2A.
Mine's downloading because I've never played it.
I got wait your account already only what oh wait. Oh, I'm I might just be done. Oh
Just go off
For ten minutes about something you were completely wrong about you had the whole time
Sorry, I
But to be fair that did happen on our survival ascended it did it made me rebuy the game
And then immediately told me I had an 850 hours that one is true that one is true that one's true
Yes, that is what just happened that's exactly what just happened
This is so cocky compared to ASC I don't care
Yeah, honestly, I want I logged into our KSA and it automatically puts you at 4x frame generation
DLSS, which I thought was absolutely insane crazy that that was the default
But I think you are right, but sir. I just don't care. I just don't really care. You are probably right though
You're probably all right
Mmm
My husband loves you
He can me
Have him find someone else who could do that thing with my pinkie that I do
And I leave my phone number on the nightstand big man. He's calling back. He's calling back
now it's oh you could think you could think it makes you swap your titles boys
make sure you swap your titles don't forget it now it's Friday the 13th spooky
game time you guys ready to get a little crazy
How do you smell fast before one of them eat?
PHA
Thanks chief
What do you mean me you said the first three letters of the word you dumb ass
Oh
There's me letters on the 11 letter word!
Fuck you.
There we go.
Alright, do a little swapsie doozy.
I used to be jumping to a hard one immediately.
I'm talking the hardest of the hard, hardest map of the whole game.
Yeah, no doubt, no doubt, I've never even beat the easy levels though.
Yeah, me neither really, but I say we jump in right to the hardest map, spookify the
entire night immediately because it's Friday the 13th.
He's going to be the longest two hours of my life.
Well, honestly, Phasmaphobia is super fun, but only in very short bursts, so we'll probably,
I think everybody can kind of agree with that.
It's super fun, but only in very short bursts, so we'll probably play this for like an hour
and then do Super Battle Gold.
Um, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna be my last game, last game for me.
Oh, dude, it's the 14th!
How do I, why does my game look like shit?
Not in China, or some other place.
The West Coast, the West Coast.
Yeah, not in the West Coast.
It's West Coast, Friday the 13th.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Where Michael Myers goes through a bunch of protests.
Ah, fuck, I was, I accidentally muted myself
right when I said that.
1600 by 1024.
What's going on?
I muted myself right when I said that
because I thought I was going to do another button.
Shit.
What did you guys launch the game under?
Sending heat from Italy
My screen looks like diarrhea off the VR one right yeah, mine looks absolutely terrible
Yeah, mine looks like said I go to options go to video and change it to two five six here by 1440
You have to click the button a shit load of times
The two five six zero 1440 and 240 Hertz
Here we go, perfect. Mm-hmm. Is he that hunch?
Judge
Yep, got it good good good good obviously you guys have been bites
There we go good comps little fresh six million delight one moment boys
We get you guys some invites here you go
Oh, I'm for drag. Oh, wait, why can I only invite you to watch all spamming lights off?
Are we all turning lights off? I have my lights off in my life. My lights my lights been off
Why can't you wanna oh, yeah, I can make the game first. Oh, yeah
Multiplayer
I've got the room
private
Referred language English
Casual
Creating room, okay, God
Here you go, come on in boys the one fine
Hard core what's different between casual and hardcore
Turn down brightness chicken shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's hot
Let me see really lead you
audio audio yeah I've got voice activation you hear me yeah I can hear you in game you
guys use voice activation in your settings audio ok alright alright you hear me again right
yeah I hear you again yeah we're such a jiggie hat
I don't know. I I accepted you know what? I should use that one. Here you go. Am I like
in a game already? Like put me automatically in a game. Oh wait. I'm gonna go. She doesn't
come in double. I'm so tattooed. I'm selecting the wrong one that I need to. I I wrong one.
What do you mean?
Because whatever I put up, quick play, it gives me three different options.
Pino, can you hear me?
Yes!
What?
Are you?
You still hear me?
Okay.
Yes!
I accept it, brother.
I'm not in the lobby.
I'll send you guys both one more invite.
Yeah.
Here you go.
I'll see you guys both one more invite yeah here you go oh I have to accept
something in this yeah the advice no no I had to accept some type of like rules
or something for this oh yeah yeah yeah I promise to like not be racist and
sexist in the voice contest and then oh yeah I don't she's not playing with us
oh cool that'd be bad I heard you in game
game. Uh huh. Uh uh you be
game. You come on. Please
accept the end user license
agreement before playing. How
do I accept this? I think we
can check. What about now? Can
you still hear me? Yes. Why
can't you hear me? What are
we doing? What? This drag guy
keeps asking if I can hear him
can you hear me I fucking hate this guy I someone you're gonna you're gonna have
to invite me one more time yep on a boss on a boss I'm on a boss I love games
making me accept something before I even fucking play this drag guy asked me
What the heck is this?
Why'd you say so?
Oh, are you immune to this?
I can't hear that.
I'm immune to this. I'm immune to this. Go ahead.
All right, guys.
Testing.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Can we hear you?
Can you hear me now?
Yes, we can.
I want you to check out this maneuver, Hans.
Check me out. You ready?
Let me see.
See that?
Holy shit.
It's one of them stepping stones of the game
There you go. There you go. Now you're working
That's what I want you to do is I want you to keep that exact position. All right go ahead
All right, and then drack I need you to hit one of these
What's what's the key bind for that that would be C
D lay back. What am I watching lay back?
But late
Perfect perfect all right, we're ready to play fat phobia guys I over to the board
Wait, there's a new one guys Nell's diner
We in we please Dale farmhouse
We either play before they're new
Whoa, you guys know about these
The diner the devil's you a child one of the new ones inside diner
Do we have any we have any stuff
We do we have any
Yeah, that is a lot darker. We have any stuff. I don't know how the game works. Me either. Yeah
I've never figured out this meeting in my life. Let's go. Yeah, fuck it. Well, I don't know we'll figure it out
buddy up
We'll figure it out. Did you go ahead ready up?
Hmm the map first
should add flasks we got four flashlights we got two emf we just one dots and
then a bunch of other shit I've never figured out how the menu works on the
right I don't know if I have any money
can you hear me now?
I can hear you
okay okay I couldn't figure out what
the board is ready yet whenever
yeah I don't know how this works I just
wait I'm ready to
fuck it okay all right let's get in there
Let's ride. Let's ride. Let's ride
All right, don't we have like tasks? Oh, yeah, we got a whoa
Hey, where's the camera?
camera
Loadout looks like hell dude
We've got a captured three unique photos with a photo camera. We've camera
Oh
Okay, I will just skip that one would just get that one. Okay get an average sanity below 25
Video camera you know, does it take pictures?
Don't be loaded in with an sd card
Caps with three unique videos with a video camera. Oh, there we go
Okay, I don't know what this is. I did the end of a bunch of new stuff. Oh, this is a dodge thing.
I'm gonna bring this thing. Oh, you ready? Let's go. I'm locking in, locking in.
Do I need to grab a flashlight?
See, why don't you grab a flashlight?
Because two people don't have a flashlight.
How do I grab it?
Uh, right click.
P-DOT!
HUNCH, you don't have a flashlight!
Oh, oh, shit.
You didn't need one of those, Steve.
All right, come talk to the people.
All right, this is this is peanut and this is jackass today. We're gonna be sacrificing drag to
Coocooloo the demon lord and then we're all gonna run away and go back in the mines
All right tea break
Only cool guys allowed
All right, we gotta look for clues.
Why can't I open the door?
Holy cool guys allowed.
I'm ripping out the EMF reader.
Scared him for EMF.
That's a wall.
Let's look at the guy on the wall
Looks like you might need that helmet for other stuff other than sports
I see what's going on back here. Oh
The spooky bathroom
There's a safe you can open over here!
Holy crap.
Oh.
We're shitting, we're shitting!
The ghost is here!
What? What?
Oh my god.
It's sacrifice track, sacrifice track!
I don't know!
Oh, there's a ghost like that.
What?
I got a reading on it.
415? Wait, they tell me the passage 415.
What?
Oh
Holy shit it is I think we just cheated
I think we just see you guys I think we I think we just cheated did we wait? Oh, there's nothing in it
There's a card. Where?
Where?
Shopping spree
Well, I think it's gonna tell us the name of the ghost
How you got it I don't know I guess it doesn't never mind oh yeah I got it it's
I can't see the name
um what's the name I don't know I I know your hand yeah I put it my hand but it's
It's not working
You you take it you take it you see the name
Yeah, I can't read that
Yeah, I'm gonna leave this doc projector right here, but take the credit card this case we can use it somewhere else
okay mm-hmm mm-hmm oh guys bones bones bones that's extra cash or whatever they
said
mm-hmm mm-hmm we're cold we're cold I'm seeing a potato oh fuck
I
Guys
Where that was your piece of shit every man for them sounds
I got the guy to count it guys. I think he's I think he's a kitchen ghost
Yeah, I'm getting you enough levels I'm getting I got three I got three in here
He's right. He's right here guys. Oh
Oh fuck.
Oh my gosh, I'm getting your reading.
Oh.
Where's Hotch? Where's Hotch? Where's Hotch?
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh.
Can you use your credit card on this shuttle machine?
Aww.
A.T.M.
Hey, we're saved.
I'm not doing too shabby.
Hey guys, how you doing?
What?
Guys, bad news.
What?
I wasn't recording the entire time.
All of almost us dying was for nothing. Yeah, you gotta hit the record button
Yeah, yeah
Guys we got to find the ATM the breaker and we got to get coups in the kitchen
You would the break
I
Would be good much I would be good much I'd all right, okay, let's go over the game plan
We need to find the breaker. I don't know. Oh, yeah
All right, she's in the truck. Oh, okay. All right, we need to find the breaker
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Look when you see the demon you got to turn off your flashlight and not make any noise or he's gonna fuck you
Okay, okay, okay, you define the breaker
Hit the ATM
All right, then we need to get some clues in the kitchen, okay, I'm team
Blanket
Fuck it in fuck it in
Only cool guys allowed oh
We right here guys, huh what we go
I don't know what that is let's find the breaker
Hello? Hello? Someone died?
Oh.
Come on, shut up.
No.
You're the close one.
We got to find the breakableys.
Not in here.
Oh my god
Oh
Oh my god
AHHHHH
Oh
That laughing boys, that laughing.
Wait, you can see me?
What the?
He's kinda sexy.
Oh my god. Wait, Drac, can you hear me?
Oh my god, yeah, but like they, we're very far away.
Wait, are you alive?
No, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm right in front of you, can you see me?
Wait, can you hear me good?
Yeah!
No, I can't really hear you.
Where's Hotjad?
Can we find any clues?
I
Looks like as many gold
Not very nice in there maybe not yeah, I don't see
I'm dead, I'm with you.
I'm just hanging around, just hanging around, just hanging around.
You're scared?
I think you're scared.
Me? Scared?
Foggy man is not scared of anything, buddy.
Not even spiders.
Mmhmm, mmhmm.
Yeah, kind of a stigma.
Go outside to the ghosts.
Where's Hudson Jidji at?
What the hell is that?
Weeep that'll happen that'll happen.
Did they both die?
No, I think just Jinji. I think I should still somewhere around here looking at the hallways.
He locked me in here.
Does anyone know where I am Jinji?
Oh, he's dead. Okay.
Hey guys, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, we did fucking horrible.
I
Don't think we found a single clue the breaker box the ATM. I don't think we found anything
You get your head in the game
HUNCH!
Do you lock me in there?
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen.
No, no, listen, listen, Gigi!
Gigi!
I swear guys, listen!
Do you lock me in Gigi?
I swear on everything!
I did not want you there!
Yeah, okay buddy!
Hey!
Ghost locked door on him as well!
Dude!
No, he didn't hook me!
He's a crappy one!
Hi, Gigi!
I should be trying to please Dale farmhouse
No, wait one more diner one more diner we got this time hundred percent you just watched me die, brother
Ready up boys. We're going in
Ready up boys ready that we're going in we're going in we're going in it's time to get serious
I
I I I have no idea let's ride
I'm already scared guys, okay guys. We brought nothing in again. Ah, we don't need anything
We're fine. I'll we check the list. We need to get an average sanity to blow 25
Capture three unique photos with a photo camera, which we don't have
That's a beauty videos with a video camera. We got bad
Oh, I'm grabbing some stuff.
Let's ride!
Oh, by the way, you can hold down B and do Radio Jad.
Is it B or V?
B, I think.
B is in...
Butthole.
What?
Where you going?
We going
Was you going
That's your breaker box
I think this is the breaker box
Let me try it.
Me see.
I'm gonna get the credit card out of the safe again.
I'm gonna go experience.
I don't know how to open it.
I
I I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, there we go. Okay, guys
Here we go. Oh guys, I see a breath with five it's five
That's something I think
You're alone right now the guy boss copy watch it over over over over
Full erect about to come over
Oh, I found the ATM over
I think we need to turn the power on first
Good work over
satanic ritual let me see whoa that's nifty undefined the breaker box
gotta be around here somewhere because I'm gonna go check the map in the car
Checking the map of the car over
All of you boys like the candle
I you have a lighter
I see the breaker box
little distortion in the radio it's in the kitchen over
Fuckin' hell.
Find the day of sharing.
Over.
Shhh!
That sounds delicious!
Over.
The breaker box is somewhere where I'm at.
Over.
The map does not match the actual place inside over I don't know what's going on over
It's in the janitor's closet over
Fuck my ass 30 times
Nothing no one no one officer over the breaker box should be right here
Oh
Are you guys
On the closet
Okay, other side other side over
It's over here boys
Follow me
Oh
Activating the bigger box
Activate the bigger box active in the bigger box
Bigger box active in the box activated activated the bigger box
I'm back to be in the bigger box
Activate the bigger box over
Okay, okay, here we go all right all right now we're chilling and now we go use the ATM
Oh shit.
Jesus Christ.
Guys I got it, I got it, I put it in.
Oh I got a dollar!
Let's go!
Guys look I got a dollar, I got a dollar!
What the hell just happened?
Wait do we put this in the vending machine?
Oh my god.
And we get Mr. Spreakle.
Wait, Peter, do you know the name of this ghost?
There's my Mr. Spreakle!
Peter, what's the name of this ghost?
I don't know.
Here's a Mr. Spreakle. Here's one slot.
The name of the ghost is
Kevin Ramirez
That guy sounds like he hits people in his own
Heaven Ramirez, can you hear us? Let's go to the circle circle
Actually what you met for we do be free enough oh my god he's coming he's coming
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh, I'm getting e-meth, e-meth!
You remember all the three of you?
We're all alone.
We just gotta not be alone.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I got e-meth level three in this room here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Kevin...
Don't, don't, don't say his name, he's, he's like, he, he, he gets angry.
Kevin, we're here as...
Where are your names, you stupid bitch?
Perfect.
Alright, I think he's back in the back.
I mean, we gotta start collecting evidence.
So now what we do is you put a bunch of junk in this room and see what happens.
No, we had to light those candles, but we didn't bring matches.
Guys, where's Jinji?
I don't know
Let's go grab the rest of the evidence stuff. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit
There's Zendee
Um, we forget the key. Did you have the key?
That news I think that means Kevin's hunting
Oh, I talked to him in Spanish the Kevin speaks Spanish
There we go, we're safe looking good looking good
All right boys, okay, it's time to grab the evidence stuff for the car. We're doing good. We done good
It's in the bathroom or whatever that is
And we have nothing all right, okay, what does everybody got their hands?
All right, okay, that'll help what you got chief I
Got a camera. Okay. All right
It's not the ultraviolet light and it's not level 5 EMS. Oh, then what is it?
Hmm
Right you need to grab entity levels are super low that's okay
That's okay
What we do is get that dots machine and have hutch point the video camera at it DC and see if he sees something
We have to wait swapsies with me swaps you with me. I'll take the camera you take nothing
I
Deep rank
My coming with you you come with me jam
All right, we're looking for ghost arms
But you're telling me to the managers oh shit
Look at all these little screens.
Someone's busting.
Oh, do you jerk it off in the break room again?
Oh
That'll happen it'll happen
That's how the cookie crumbled sometimes
That's how she goes, that's how she goes.
Hell, we lost.
Is anyone else dead?
Anyone here dead?
Hey, what's going on, Peter? Hey, AT5, how you doing?
How old are you?
You two guys alive?
Yeah, they're alive.
Well, I was coming in there and the break room to check if you were jerking off and then I died
Yeah, I had a laughing
Are you friendly
He's spook him, spook him.
Where's that dollar at?
He threw shit at him, threw shit at him.
Yeah!
Mr. Sprinkle!
Mr. Sprinkle
Take off your
You are so my friend!
Wooo! The haunted Mr. Sprinkle!
The haunted Mr. Sprinkle!
Would you two want to fuck yourself throwing things at me?
What's that ghost horn?
Um...
We're so fucking dead.
We're dead.
Yeah.
I didn't fucking suck at this game.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I got it.
Did it happen?
No, you're not.
No, you're not, buddy.
We're playing super battle golf.
Yeah, yes you guys are.
No, you're coming with us, chief.
No, sir.
Yes, you are.
See you tomorrow.
You want some Mr. Spriegel?
I've grown a dinosaur and then we're gaming.
You want some Mr. Spriegel?
Throw it to me, I'll catch it.
Oh, wait, can you catch him in the air?
Yeah, you can. You gotta be athletic.
Oh, God!
Oh!
One point peanut. One to zero.
Ooh, two zero, two zero!
Aha!
Three zero!
What?
Fuck this game.
Oh!
Here you have, Mr. Spickle!
I
See what these guys are up to there's either dead yet
Mr. Spree
I don't know Mr. Spriegel!
He's risen!
I don't know what I'm supposed to be asking at.
Are you here?
Oh, he's here.
I think genuinely nobody here has any idea what to do.
Papi, how are you doing?
We're speaking Spanish to him.
He's speaking Spanish to him.
He's just Spanish ghost.
Here, I thought this was working.
Hey, there's you hunch on the big screen!
Hey, that's me!
KINDERGEN MISSIONS!
Thank you!
Did you just ask if he's a father?
Is that a question you could ask the ghost?
No one aroused the bees.
I think P.O. left a little bit.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
What are they doing?
There's a dollar bill.
They're doing the break-off?
I'm dead!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can turn the break-off as it goes.
Oh, there we go.
It's all right.
I got one guy. I'm bad
They're gonna solve this mystery they're gonna crack this case wide open hudge
Just you wait buddy. Just you wait. They're gonna crack this case wide open
Yeah, right. Look at him. Two Sherlock Holmes. Investigating as we speak.
Did you check in the temperature? Drax slurping up ectoplasm. Any chance he gets?
Drax speaking Spanish to it again.
do it again. You do a Spanish hutch? I thought you were just fat. No way! That's impressive,
impressive what are you guys doing
They're cooking, they're cooking, they're cooking, they're cooking.
Oh, they're too heavy!
They're cooking, they're cooking!
How?!
I
See
Me a
Me
Oh
Can these guys hurry up and die already?
How are they not dead yet?
Ufrio!
Poo-le-poot-ah-yooo!
I can leave. I don't know how to die.
I can leave.
Poo-taaaah!
Did you just die?
Hey, hey, hey! Fuck you Kevin!
Did you just die?
Pussy!
You know how, oh wait, yes you did.
Yeah, hey Genji.
Hey, how you doing, Jay?
How do I leave? How do I leave? I think the ghost was say.
You need to say? I'm not about say. What do you think dad?
I don't think we can vote. I just voted.
Well guys we had zero clues and didn't guess the ghost I want to congratulate each and
everyone on this team.
Good work everybody.
Good work.
By the way it was the same exact ghost according to my monologues.
You guys ready for some super battle gold?
Good night.
Goodbye.
Good night, Ms. Don, have a good one.
Goodbye, see you guys.
Say goodbye to me, Super Battlegolf.
Yeah, I'm done.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, we suck at that game.
We can't win.
It's time for Super Battlegolf.
That's the plan, boys.
That's the plan.
I honestly, I used to play that game.
I have forgotten literally everything it requires.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Literally is your idea what I'm doing.
No, no, no, super battle ball.
Mr. Lizard, Mr. Fist, Mr. Big Double, Mr. Boy, Good Man, Good Man.
And Mr. Big Double, Mr. Boy, Good Man, Good Man.
Thank you, my boy.
The R.B.D. yet?
We're doing marathon tomorrow.
We're doing a marathon tomorrow.
And we're doing a tournament.
Oh, oh.
We do, wait.
Did I say the diary and outside?
We got a marathon tournament tomorrow at like 12.30
or something, 12.30 PMCT.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't know if I don't say yet.
If I did announce that, we have a marathon tournament
12.30 PMCT tomorrow, boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right guys super battlegolf or army day and no I'm not doing lethal company
I've played that way too much. I've overplayed that that game is boring to me now
That I have I see that game I have to see the game the game doesn't look pretty good
Let's do let's let's do
Let's do golf. Let's do golf. Let's do golf. It's easy as well. Let's do golf
You do a little bit of golf here we go
I actually understood that we down looking out
a group against many fresh to you boys oh I mean it boys don't mind if a group
against many fresh to you thank you good sir thank you good sir
wait in that room while I was freaking out I'm a ghost I can't touch doors you
You're the one spinning in circles speaking Spanish.
I don't know why you need to open the door.
Oh, yeah, Kevin sounds like a reasonable man.
Kevin's a fucking pussy.
Oh, I'm in the game, I'm inviting you.
Here you go boys.
One for Mr. Drac.
And one for Mrs. Genji.
I
Did you show we had
How do you look like that you can change your guy
Good work, you do a God's work. I'm gonna accept the game
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be on art tomorrow
I
Should be fine should be fine. I think you're talking in game
Yeah, I'll just reach out and meet you
There we go
Yeah, yeah.
Who's that if you beat Ragged?
Oh god.
Wait, you're so good at gaming or not?
No, I'm off.
I'm okay.
Well, it's because I beat you. You're still talking.
I figured out who shot me.
Fuck yourself.
It's stupid, motherfucker.
Oh my- Oh, I got a shield.
Yeah, he's in first go go go
Good thing
We got the TV boys 100% we got the TV
Yeah
You're a cheater.
Have you tried chucking me?
What am I doing?
Losing.
There we go.
Do I keep on if I make this quick hole right here?
I do might actually.
Keep yourself off the grid.
Got a contract.
I got a contract.
keep yourself off the grid gotta concentrate there we go there we go
easy all right i'm gonna shoot my cars i forgot to change them one second boys one second
nice
Here we go.
And I'm gonna go.
We're gonna win this easy.
In bad setups, you can use your balls.
You can do that.
Really?
Oh, my God, it was the make-up.
Mr. Drag not looking too good at it, buddy.
Not looking too good at it, buddy.
These are my settings.
Genji was AFK.
It's OK, cheaters are the winner.
4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Yeah!
Oh!
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Where did my ball go?
That would be the water, good chair.
My God, my God, my God.
God, yeah.
Oh, fuck, what?
What the hell?
I just keep getting landmines!
Yeah!
Oh, coffee!
Oh, shotgun, shotgun!
Stupid bitch.
Absolutely perfect, absolutely perfect.
That's a whole and one, that's a whole and one right there, what's that?
You're too close.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Go go go!
GO!
Get away from me! Get away from me!
Go go go go!
YAAAAAAAAD!
All right
That's how it's done boys. That's how it's done
Yep, what's your voice?
I saw you do it get your pad in your papers out boys
I should you boys got we boys got
Three, two, one, go!
Shit.
Where is my ball going?
Go, go, go!
I was going to read that way too quick, but you read this by the way, how do you get
up there?
He's one of the same.
But you can't!
Oh, alright, I figured it was Harry on the series, I was doing literally nothing.
Haha, fuck you.
When when when
Yeah
You shot fuck yourself
Why did it keep giving me landmines?
Where's my cartoon?
Go, go, go!
I have more landmines!
You've got to be kidding me. There is absolutely no way. There is absolutely no way.
That was lucky instead.
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
No way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy!
Oh, I had to be quick, didn't you?
I had to be quick!
Wait, wait, did I actually?
Did that count?
It did, it did, it did, it did!
Let's go!
Oh!
That counted, that counted?
Yes, it did.
it was on overtime. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Dude. What? Okay. You're horrible.
Yeah!
Big red-hate point, big red-haze!
Oh, I can't.
Oh, did you hit that ball did you?
Okay, all right, okay, look at it boys
The drug when you go
Oh, come on.
How'd you get up there?
You just wanna visit?
Yeah.
Oh god.
No.
How do you even do the whole thing?
Oh.
It's in the ground?
Fuck yourself.
Look, where are you?
Oh my god.
You cheated somehow.
I don't know how, but you did.
You actually almost made it in.
How did you get all the way up here so fast?
I ran.
Dude, what are we doing?
Man, go!
Dude, seriously?
Who?
Oh.
I want a paper mace ball, that thing's cool!
I'm doing so bad right now, what can you catch me?
I wouldn't count on it, buddy.
I wouldn't count on it, pal.
Fuck it in, boys. Fuck it in.
Push the waters, push the work.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah!
Fuck yourself.
30,000 times.
Hey, like that, pussy.
Oh
Fuck yourself go go go
Yeah
You suck
It's input that was missing but
Get away from my ball, get away from my ball, get away from my ball!
Enjoy, buddy.
One more for you.
Continue to hug me.
Go, go, go!
I will I will you put your little minds down
We're just a couple of them.
Oh, she's in a race.
She's all peaceful and shit.
Oh.
Oh!
Go, go, go!
No!
What?!
Oh yeah.
Oh
My
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
What the hell was that?
Nail first place, Skullborn, Skullborn.
We got this boys, we got this Glocken!
one, two, three, four, three, two, one, go!
What? Where'd my ball go?
The hell?
Okay, all right.
Go go go!
Who's swimming right now?
You swim?
Not really.
Okay, alright.
Alright buddy.
Go go go!
Oh my god, how many landmines did he place?
Oh, fuck yourself.
I'm not getting last. I'm not getting last.
All right, we'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it. We'll take it boys, we will take it.
And that's enough for me.
It's a big day.
Getting into a six-speed light break to focus.
Better hurry up, is ya, D.
Dude, why am I playing so bad?
He's in the lead! He's in the lead!
Come on back! Come on back!
Look at all of you!
Fucking...
We don't like that. Push the jackpot!
Yeah!
I feel like I'm not hitting it all.
Go! Go! Go!
Ooh! That'll be missed! That'll be missed!
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay
Fuck yourself. All right. All right. Okay. I didn't it was even all right. Do I it's a nothing but water
You go go go
You got a golf cart. Oh my god, I'm fucked
Oh my balls going in the water still!
Carbink, what does he treat?
What does he treat in the light?
Yeah!
Oh!
No, no, no.
Gimme coffee, gimme coffee, gimme coffee.
Whatever else is this?
Dude.
Gotcha.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Better hurry up, than Misdrack Man, we're gonna get moving.
Back in for a game!
You see that Misdracky?
See that buddy?
One more map, one more map out.
For all the Marvels.
For all the Marvels, all Marvels.
This shit was this shit NOT GET IN!
YEAH!
Oh.
How did you do so fast?
Who got a car?
Eh.
Oh my god are we being super duper serious
Oh my god, Genji, what the hell?
You want him to win?
No.
Fuck!
The set, the set, the set!
No!
Yes!
What are you doing?
Did you get second quick?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
No!
Making no sense, you can't put your bow in.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Dude, I hate you.
Go, go, go!
Oh
11
You got lucky you got lucky pal. I tried jumping over that lake
I
My guy just hasn't worked out in a little bit had weak cabs
Fuck yourself
Re-match that was a warp re-match that was a warm-up. No don't pee. No
NO PIG! NO PIG!
READY BACK!
I CAN TELL ME I'M LIKE
See that? He just doesn't want it.
He's not as dedicated as us.
P-Break in the middle of the 16 hole.
No, I don't play golf. I don't know what they call it.
Did you win the card when you were playing a game of golf?
What?
I don't fucking know.
Is it, what is it?
What is it, guys?
What do you call it?
What are you saying right now?
Round of golf at the turn.
At the turn round of golf, 18 hole.
That's what it, nine hole.
Nine hole round, nine hole round.
That's what you call it.
When you're playing golf, Genji,
you say you're playing a round of nine hole.
Well, it depends on how many rounds,
like how many holes you're playing.
Nine. Nine holes.
Yeah, but some golf courses have more than nine holes.
No. Okay, alright.
What are you talking about? A full golf course has 18 holes.
Like a hello?
Round to 18 hole. Round to 18 hole.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
We'll do that one
We'll do
This one
Right here
Here we go
Okay, here we go
Tell people you go babe would you ever do a schedule one shoot we did a schedule one shoot a long time ago
Guys, that guy ever add anything other than the cartel?
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna get on it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Guys, he's just tied.
What?
He's just tied.
What's up?
Nope, nope, nope.
My ball goes in the fucking water.
Oh, okay.
That's all that goes into that.
We're good.
I'm going to be there.
Okay.
Shut up. Shut up.
You motherfucker.
You're on the wrong way.
Oh no, you guys are going to be there. No.
You guys are going to be there. No. You guys are going to be there. No.
Can I swim? No, no, you can't.
Give me coffee, give me coffee.
At least he stayed.
Fuck.
Go, go, go.
Fuck.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thanks for the help buddy.
Fuck.
Yeah, oh, thank for the place oh my god peanut. I hate you
Dude
I'm gonna work out the bonds!
He's orbital lasing yourself?
How does that even work?
Good work!
What?
All right, you know what, I'm coming in on it, so.
Good boys, good boys, good boys.
Jack, I think the game glitch, we're gonna put points on the movie you.
All right, all right.
You play have two points, and it went past the big value,
you got back to zero, that's what was going on.
Okay, okay, I feel like that was move on that series for the first hit of the game
okay all right all right I don't know where you got to rocket launches
No way that's what my ball lands man.
Go go go!
Don't watch this.
Go go go go go go go!
What the fuck?
Now I got you, Maslina.
Fuck.
We're gonna come. We're gonna come.
Go go go!
Do a binge.
What?
I did a little Hoosie doosie!
Let's go!
No
That's crazy
The hell was that?
Yeah, how did you get in there? I hit the bullhorn or whatever this is
Damn it. I never see that happening. It's just 250% the one time
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
12, 3, 2, 1, go!
Nice shot!
I swear to God, Jeremy, you should be the fucking rockin' logic.
No way we want it!
Good work, good work.
What the fuck?
What?
Oh, there's mines on the ground.
What the hell is going on?
God!
Okay, all right.
Oh my God!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh!
I
How you do it boys that's how you do it
And how you do it there's shit in the city
wait did you get first on the first one yeah I thought I did wait did I
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh
You cut it out
Oh, you know how to get out of here
Return to your ball, what does it look like I'm trying to do jackass? Oh
Oh, wait, did you use... wait... Oh, we might win this!
Please, we're still in it! We're still in it! We're still in it!
What?
Go, go, go!
Dude, why can I not hit you?
What the?
Gigi Drag is about to give it in!
Oh
Yeah, you go go go
Oh my god, oh
Oh
Oh my god, there's no way there is no way
We're still in this we didn't miss a whole round like mr. Dr. Good
You're gonna use the gun?
You gotta get it, you gotta aim it.
Can we mission that one?
Mm-mm.
Five, four, three, two, one, four.
Fuck!
Take it!
Oh!
Fuck it, I just drank my coffee!
Dammit!
More coffee!
Score!
I'm perfect all placement sick super sick super sweet super sweet
Oh, what are you doing?
Nice, NGG.
Ah!
Yeah!
Oh, what the-
What is my, what the heck is my ball doing?
First off points up, do it!
That was gonna be cool, that was gonna be cool, that was gonna be cool, I'm just gonna
That's a huge way. Is there an extra point for doing, like, is there an extra point for getting in there first? Or is it just how many times you hit it? Like, could you be last but only hit it like twice and get the most points? Or is there an extra point for getting it first?
Oh
How much points is first good yeah, it's like
Oh
You see that oh
Dude sick minds
Yeah!
Oh.
It keeps hitting the top!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Fuck yourself.
No, go, go!
Oh!
Get back there!
Here we go boys, here we go boys, here we go.
You get that money slot.
Good work boys, good work boys, good work boys, good work boys, good work boys.
I'm looking too good, Mr. Drag not looking ideal
We've got this one we've got this lock it in
There's no fucking way you're in me got it right now. Are we so serious are we so serious?
Yeah, like that!
Okay, alright, okay, okay, go, go, go, go!
I
Really gotta hit those distract God I hit those
Okay, you want to do that buddy, you want to do that buddy?
Oh.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
And that's how you do it, boys.
And that's how you do it.
They stay yesterday
This map sucks. This is the best map
Okay, yeah, put it in the hole
Ah, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay
Last map boys last map
Lock it in lock it in lock it in boys lock it in did you join ten points behind us?
Oh
Help you man. Oh do that you're late too late
Yeah
Oh my god
Oh
You just you're over there
Are you kidding me?
What oh no no no no no no no
Fuck yourself
I'm going to hold up
God!
Did we win, did we win, did we win?
Did we win, did we win?
Oh my God.
Did we win, did we win?
No, I don't know, no, no, no.
I just...
That's pretty good shot actually.
There's no way, there is no way, there is no way, that's who won the first game, who
won the first game.
Who won the first game?
Me.
Maybe you know you should take some lessons from me and drive.
Yep.
Oh hey!
One Genji and Genji.
Fuck yourself!
Warm ups.
Nothing but warm ups.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Now it is time to get down to business thrill.
Now that the warm up time is the way it's time for the wheel game.
Fuck it in.
Three match.
Best of three. Best of three.
I'm gonna do, wait, hold up.
Wait, best of three, I'm gonna do four, four map things.
Best of three. Best of three. Best of three.
I'm gonna do four map things.
There we go, there we go.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, look, look, okay.
Piece of time, piece of time, piece of time, piece of time.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Hey, hey, put one more.
Put one more, put one more.
I don't know what I just did with my ball, but okay.
I was hoping for a car.
Go, go, go!
Perfect.
What a sweet delight. What a sweet little treat.
Oh my God, use that on him, use that on him, please God.
Please God, thank you. Thank you, Genji. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What?
Oh my God, die, die immediately. Oh
Oh
I'm huge
Are you kidding me?
You made it team
There we go. There we go. Now the scoreboard's looking correct now the scoreboard's looking right boys
Yeah
I
Was a whole lot a hole in wine
We drag kitchen
Thanks to the boost no problem
what there we go there we go there we go there it is boys there it is there it
It is.
Everything's boys, everything is.
They up there.
What?
He's just biking in hubs.
Yeah, he's just about as fast as he is on all the time.
It's not bro.
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.
Hello.
Oh my god.
That's too shabby, boys!
Two maps left, two maps left!
Lucky him, lucky him.
Oh, I-
Oh, I fucking hate this map.
I don't know why I chose this one.
There's no way you're playing a game right now, you're so serious!
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself a thousand times!
Go, go, go!
This is the part we couldn't jump over last time.
Is there any way to use this yellow thing? Is this like a jumpy thing?
Oh!
Wait, is this how to jumpy?
FUCK!
Oh no...
How do you- How do you use that thing? How do you use that?
How do you use this?
I'm so confused.
Oh yeah, I don't know how to get over there. What the hell? Could it be anything?
Could it be anything? Oh my god, I don't know how to get over here, guys.
What the hell?
Could it be anything, guys? Could it be anything, guys?
I
People dad today
68 degrees Fahrenheit winds on about 20 miles per hour to the west
We see the stock will go right
Yeah, and we go
There we go right in there. We go
We go boys. I tell you do it boys
We got there
For the first we're silly you want to take it yeah, I've heard it
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know, man.
They get to move it.
There we go boys.
There we go.
Oh, fuck it in, fuck it in, last map, last map right here.
Swing up you put a fucking gun, oh my god, will you fuck off, fuck yourself, holy shit,
holy shit, how do you have a gun every time?
I save him for you, pookie.
Die in the game, in the game of course, in the game.
Digi, I will do everything in my power so that P-Dogs not win.
Oh my god, these car shocks.
Jack, you're riding shit.
Deadass, no cap on a stack.
That's on CC second, Steve.
Fuck it!
What the hell?
Fucking fucking fucking
No
Let's go
I won the one-to-one boys all even all even one game to rule them all one more game to rule them all
I think I'm gonna do it. I'm doing a map. I'm gonna do an 8-map
Which one's that we not played?
We played this one?
Oh.
Why don't we play this one?
Do we play this one?
Go on 27.
Oh, yeah!
We played down hill.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna take this one
That one either here we go
There's something something like that one
We done
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Let me see you refresh it.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Nice shot.
How would you do so fast?
I don't know.
Get you out, get you out, get you out, get you out.
Go, go, go!
You just put a mind on your own ball.
Ooh, got to go get that.
Let's go!
Okay, all right, all right
No way. No way. No way.
No way.
That was a nice hit.
Excellent technique.
Even though you can touch the box instead of setting, that never works for me.
Looking good, looking good!
Looking good boy, looking good!
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Fuck yourself.
Hey, slow me down, pal.
Yeah!
Oh, Genji.
What?
What the hell is going on?
Fuck yourself.
Oh, my God.
Go go go
What
Go go go
No
No!
Ah, Genji move!
You move.
You move, Genji move!
Dude, you move!
Let go!
I can't.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're doing it!
Did we forget that by Eastman?
Oh, man, look what I made.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What are you doing?
You better know about us, mom, next to you.
No way you have a gun.
Oh my god.
You've got to be fucking my ass.
Are we being so fucking for real?
Go, go, go!
Suck it!
Did I do that?
No, no, no!
You're laughing down, pussy!
I'm in the water.
You shit.
Oh my god.
I shouldn't have ran her over, man.
Go, go, go!
Let's try this again.
You got it, you got it.
You're saving these for next round. Fuck, Brad.
You're saving every single one of these for next round.
Every single one of them.
This is what I'm fucking gonna pay.
All of you boys, all of you.
That's gonna be a certified miss big man. That's gonna be a certified man
And we're
It's good work boys a good work
As soon as this next round starts, I'm whipping out the musket like I'm George Washington on this fucker
I'm put this fucking in the dirt three times in a row
Oh, yeah, but I hope I don't spot next to you bitch
No!
Fuck you!
Go, go, go!
Wiggly boys!
What?!
That's right, buddy.
Gimme the jib!
Nice!
nice dude what
Fucky job
Dude what the fuck
Let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No!
Ah, that would be perfect.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Do it boys, do it boys.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Up.
I like this track.
Honestly, yeah.
The hell?
Please use whatever you're getting in there on Drac, please, God.
No, just please.
You got this.
Lock it in.
This is a good one.
I'm a whole lot this one.
He's taking me to you.
Any time big man, any time.
All right, run.
No.
Okay, we put a bomb on that.
You don't watch the game, Chad.
Okay, we put a bomb on it.
You don't watch this in the chat!
You don't want to tell that old man!
Oh my, are you kidding me?
Wait, is that how to launch?
Dude.
Why did I get a speed boost from you, William Digi?
Oh, yeah, I don't know you're not right there.
Oh, you see what I was? Oh, oh.
All right, buddy. All right, buddy.
Perfect, perfect job, perfect job.
There we go, there we go.
What the hell?
Good boost, good boost.
Oh my god.
God, I want to watch out for that. God, I want to watch out for that jeep.
I'm laughing.
Hey, that's how you do it boys. You are watching a faster app word.
Come on, dude, that was almost a hole in one way.
Oh, what's a hole in wine?
It was not a hole in one. I mean like a hole in two.
What am I saying?
I thought you were good at games.
I've got first place every time we know that.
Yeah!
It's chicken.
Or eagle.
Eagle something.
I don't know if that's my fault.
How are all of our balls at the same spot?
Oh no.
Oh no
NICE SHOT
Please don't get a gun, please don't get a gun, please don't get a gun, please don't get a gun
I did not get a gun
Oh yeah, look at that
Oh my god, no no no no no no no
No no, that was the water man
What the
Oh and there goes my ball
Take that
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Go, go, go!
We got this one. This one's in the bag. This one's in the bag.
No I can't let her win. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Well I keep on going. Let me get another little power-up before I win.
One second boys. Get a little power-up before I win real quick.
You guys mind? You guys mind? Everybody mind?
We'll see you here.
The Wednesday 728 a.m. Up
When's going about 15 miles per hour to these?
And she
Here we go
I'll do it
I'll do it right there
Move. Oh my god, you know it
God, you're dead. God, you're dead.
God, you're dead.
Looking pretty good! Looking pretty good!
Got two guns just for her to go.
Five, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four.
He found me.
Oh.
You fucking dickhead.
Oh, yes.
No way.
Okay.
All right, all right
Dude
What the hell?
You put one on my ball, man.
Oh.
Oh!
Hey, no!
Oh, there was my ball.
No!
Go, go, go!
Oh yeah buddy!
There you go, just be a big man, just be a big man.
What?
There you go, just be a big man.
It's be a big man.
What?
Yep, yep, yep.
No!
Oh!
How do you like that, huh?
I'm gonna run for you, I'm gonna run for you.
Oh my God.
Oh, we're so...
Perfect, what did we drink?
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'm surprised we didn't drink.
Still in first, still in first, let's go!
That's hilarious.
Yeah boys, yeah boys, watching a master at work.
Yeah, I kind of do that.
Let's see, drag.
Five, four, three, two, one.
That's gonna shoot you too, dumbass.
What is it?
That's not how you're supposed to do it.
What is it?
This is how you're supposed to do it.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
All right, all right, I got one for you too, buddy.
Oh, thank you.
I need to be here.
Okay.
Oh, go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
Oh, I fucked that.
Oh, my shoes are a-dee-dee.
Oh, no.
Okay, alright, alright.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah!
Oh, puppy shark, he's dead!
Alright, okay, alright, alright, alright!
Dude, there's no way you have another one.
Are we being so fucking real?
Are we serious?
Oh, still didn't help you.
Still didn't help you, chief.
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent work.
Oh, you got to help me right there.
Was that the last one?
Was that the last map?
Yeah, that was the last round.
Winner, winner, chicken winner.
and how you do it boys and how you do it I took you four games to win not bad oh
hold on hold on hold on we played four games I got two out of three
that was nice that was nice that was nice that was nice I'm gonna go ahead and
get out of boys I'm I'm itching for a burger I'm itching for a burger oh yeah
mm-hmm these guys have a good night he's he's have a good one have a good one
boys all right boys I'm getting up I'm getting up I'm getting up I'm getting up
you boys have a silly little night full of silly little dreams perhaps
Well afford me another do we would do a best of three best of three
He's my birthday up
But it's crazy pulling full of magical activities and mr. B, man
I'm watching one good man good man. Thank you, mr. B, man. Please use your mind boys tomorrow tomorrow
I know I said a couple times would just so you remember would do it a marathon
tournament
We're coming at 12 30 p.m. CT. It's gonna be a double stream tomorrow
Double stream tomorrow. I have no idea who's on our team. I forgot to check but I think hunch is maybe
50% I have no idea
12 30. I don't know if I'll do a double stream or if I'll just stream the whole night. I have no idea
I don't know. We'll fucking wing it who cares
is. Good night Mr. Nutsack. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. Mr. Nutsack was
actually my father. I appreciate that. Good night, good night. Hudson, did you know my
team? How do you know the teams? How do you know the teams? Is that true? Am I getting
one guy? Am I getting one guy? Is that guy actually one of the teams? It's posted.
Oh, okay, unless, okay, I might be getting one guy, but the teams are me and
Hudson Genji. Unless I'm getting one guy. I, I don't know. 50-50 shot on that one.
Mm hm, 50-50, 50-50.
All right, goodnight.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight, gang.
Goodnight, everybody, goodnight now.
Goodnight boys, have a good one, goodnight.
Goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight now.
Goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight.
Goodnight now.
Good night!
Good night! Good night!
Good night!
Hold on, my 6th minute of light is falling out.
Alright, now I'm good night!