you
You
I just woke up!
Run! Run!
You don't really know what that means!
No!
I gave my voice to the reason because I just woke up!
Let's go!
How are you, buggy ladies?
We got these fine Cinecoo Saturday boys!
Uh, mmmm...
Good, good, good, good!
My voice, I just woke up about 30 minutes ago, boys.
Pound in four tacos, took a shit.
It was one of those small shits,
and I'm certain this is a multi-parter.
So we will be seeing a return to that
during the stream, most likely.
It's a good day, gentlemen.
It's a good day.
It is a good day.
Honestly, I don't even know if I'm gonna do
a double stream.
I might just stream the whole night.
It's a good day, gentlemen.
It is a good day.
Me and my Raptor family. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right boys. We're doing a towel setty
I don't know if I'm saying that right. I have no idea. Oh
That's not how you say it towel setty
Tournament boys a towel setty tournament me hunch and jg are on a team
I'm
Honestly, I'm looking at the discord every other team has like everybody here except for me
actually and landmark landmark landmarks also by himself but but that's okay I'm
sure everyone will be here I know yes boys I know a bunch of you boys have
been waiting for some marathon boys I've been enjoying marathon I do I know a
lot of you guys you know whatever so I'm glad that we can play it on stream
here. Um, I had to set up probably like a week and a half ago anyway. So, uh, talking
about, oh, maybe, maybe perhaps actually before we get there boys, I see you guys
help. I need you guys help. I know I, the everybody that's, well, I don't know
about everybody, but a lot of the, the, the team that works with Mr.
Marathon got this box in the mail. Where is it? This box right here. And
I was planning on opening it off-stream because
Well, okay, well cuz you can't see it because you can't see it, right? You can't really see it, but I'm
Apparently I literally can't open it
Without you guys
Helping me open it. I tried opening it by myself
You have to put the link in OBS. You can't put it into any
website or browser and then even if I put into OBS and put it in there myself to
unlock it myself there's nowhere to put the answers in it you have to type the
answers in chat I can't enter the chat the answers myself I was good I was I
wasn't gonna do this but I actually kind of need you guys to help me out with
this so if you wouldn't mind I would love to open this box I want it in my
gaming room as decoration.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, hmmm...
Wait, so I, when you press this button,
and then...
Hold on.
Also, I didn't know any of the answers.
I didn't, there was no place to enter the answers.
I also didn't know any of the answers.
I'll just be honest with you, boys.
I'll just be honest with you.
Uh, let me see here.
Let me see.
I gotta do...
Fuck, I already forgot how to do that shit.
I remember I remember.
Right.
I got it.
I put in the code that's on the box.
Okay.
One.
Seven.
Four.
Oh.
Oh well.
This is kind of an inconvenience spot for the box mate.
Okay, well, this is all right. This is a little inconvenient
Okay, so you have to oh there it is mr. Critics guy mr. Mr. Critics got it mr. Critics got it
You guys have to type in the chat. I can't enter it. Oh mr. Swoogles got it. They into his house any more
taste like meat but I know this answer I know it's actually it's isn't there we
go mr. mx-43 good word concern good word concern oh oh well uh oh 6 3 died okay
wait is that the is it the first code of the second code wait I don't know
Is anybody know how this works?
Oh.
There's two locks on it.
There's one lock on the left and one lock on the right.
Is that the second one or the first one?
Put it in twice.
Hmm.
Okay.
Alright, give me a second.
Alright, let me put it in.
I'm going to...
six
Three
Died
That's not working six we was it again
Hey, where'd it go? What's going on? What's happening? What's happening? What's going on?
I
Wait
I don't think you guys can hear that
Uh
Okay, well shit. Okay. I tried to make it so you guys can hear it and it reset it. That's not good. That's not good
Okay, I don't know what that was. I tried fixed it
6 3 9 I'm entering 6 3 9. It's not working. Oh, wait. Never mind. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it
That was the second one which I'm gonna put it in for the first one see if it works
six
Hey
Six three
three
nine
No, six three nine this four five six, but how do you know that?
Wait, were you getting that fun? Oh
Well
We're five six four five
Six
Then it worked neither then it would be there one seven four
Seven oh there it is got it
Hi, thanks boys. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I couldn't I could open this myself
I appreciate that I appreciate that boys. Thank you boys
I put this up as decoration in my in my gaming room. I appreciate it boys. Thank you gentlemen
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Oh, yeah, that looks nice. That's cool
That is cool and shit. I already knew what was coming in there. I saw somebody else open it, but it's cool to see it
It's cool to see it. I'll show you guys. It's this thing. It's this thing. Look at this. It's this thing
It's the one on the right that thing on the right. It's just it's about the size of
Like a third of your head
That right there the double burger the double burger don't eat that
Don't eat that are you an idiot sir that it obviously there's not two burgers in
the real one you dip ass oh you wouldn't honestly I might if it was real if it was
real I hope that comes in the future there is nothing in the bottle it's
fake sir it's fake you dip ass all right okay now what do we do I now I think
Get ready for the tournament. Thank you again. Cheers you guys. I know I'm tiny
I actually tried to lock it up by myself off stream and I couldn't thank you boys
Thank you boys. All right, let me close out of that
Hopefully they didn't want me to play that video because I fucked it up and I'm not going back
Didn't know that was there didn't know that was there
It's real is it actually something inside of you guys
it's actually
not this only really horse island
this only really horse island
He's out of any holes on it.
Wait, what's this?
Hold on.
Oh my god.
It's real.
Oh.
Dude, there's like this.
Oh my God, it's real!
You know, the vape, when you would get a bottle for vape juice or whatever, you'd see a guy
who has a bunch of tattoos and weighs 110 pounds and is 6'3", with his vape that glows
super sick clouds, like the little bottle the vape juice comes in, there's one of
me in here it's called new cow 187
viewpoint has real liquidated
well this is real
we all figured that out later and tell you how that works i don't know how that
works i i don't know where this goes in i'm not trying to figure it out i'll
tell you tomorrow i'll figure it out and tell you tomorrow i'm not shooting up
All right, I'll figure it out. I'll tell you tomorrow. I'll tell you tomorrow. I don't know how that works
That might actually be real. That's completely fucking crazy. If that's if if
Marathon just sent me a fucking
Burger vape that'd be hilarious, but I highly doubt it. I highly doubt it. It doesn't look like there's any holes on the thing
Fucking burger vape no way
Happy, that'd be crazy.
Oh you drink it?
You add water?
Oh, I'll figure that tomorrow, I'll figure that tomorrow.
Oh, it hunches here.
Mr. Hunt, how are you on this fine day?
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, Mr. Hunt, how are you on this fine day?
It's a peanut.
Ooh!
How will we meet again in the tournament, man?
Are you ready for the Tau Setti tournament?
Yay!
Everyone says that we have no chance.
But I don't know I've been studying the grasshopper.
Mmm...
Suit like a butterfly, fly like a bee.
We would be unstoppable with insurmountable power.
I can't do it anymore.
Listen, we cannot lose.
Listen, listen.
This marathon, I've seen this style of tournament before, where most of your points come from non-tournament kills.
Anyways, we have a really good chance.
Let me tell you.
Great chance.
Only if we walk in which we will because these other guys they think oh that we've got it in the bag
Did mr. Hutch mr. Peter mrs. Genji those guys suck we don't have to try
But in reality we're like a sleeping snake in the grass who wasn't really sleeping and tricked you
He wasn't sleeping and we were never sleeping. We were never she closing our eyes. I never sleep sleep is for the week
For the week and let me tell you something else. Let me tell you something else
Tell me since most of your points come from non tournament kills
There's a chance that God comes down and puts absolute fucking morons in each of our games
While putting gladiators and vikings in everybody else
No guys
Don't do that.
God, I hate for people to run at us with knives.
Oh, no!
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
Don't do that, don't do that.
We'll get disqualified.
What's up, guys?
You're doing good.
I'm doing okay.
I'm getting off sleep.
I don't think any of us did.
Ah, whatever.
By the way, I didn't know this, but apparently this tournament runs till 6.
six so I'm probably not gonna get up five hours long yeah I I'm pointing to
stream until 2 a.m. starting right now so oh these 13 hours fuck it are you
with me hudge fuck it let it ride let it ride we're obviously gonna have to
take a burger break we have to take a burger break we're gonna have to take
a burger break big arch break mm-hmm
Oh
Yeah, actually this is I know is gonna run this longer. I would have just had Gigi
Yeah, we have Gigi you've closed he drops out. What's he very commonly does?
Would you like any joint or no?
Yeah, no, I'll play it closely drops out. Thank you
I didn't know this was fine a five-hour term if I do that
I thought I would just find you but I we've kind of made these plans like a week ago
Oh good. I
Don't don't don't okay good. Oh
Mmm. Oh, you look guys. We have about nine minutes
Wanted you I should we go over the rules of the tournament that way well we know and then every ounce does too. Yeah
I I already looked at it
I
Took a quick glance. I took a quick glance. I think the biggest one okay
If we find somebody in our lobby who's in this tournament. Yeah, we must fight them. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna go over the rules and just read them a lot is it is that you guys when we read a lot
Yes, okay, okay. Oh God
I have to listen to peanut. I want that
All right, here are the rules
Gear limits per map round one perimeter green so you can only bring in green stuff round two diamars blue round three out post purple and gold
Okay
Band items the below list of items is what they can't queue in the raid with there's no limitations on using them once they're found in raid
The loot room keys the lockbox keys and the talks room card
Okay, stream sniping the viewing of other participants stream or the main broadcast during the tournament
So not be allowed in order to avoid stream sniping as the tournament
top
There was our main move
As the tournament reaches a conclusion once the creators have completed all the runs
They can tune into the broadcast any loot the stream cybers drop for creators cannot be used it will not count toward your score
Yes, don't scream stifles your only
Taking up a snack
Exploits if game breaking exploits bugs or items that are not working as intended are identified before the tournament conventions a list of these
Exploits will be shared and participants and they will be banned from using them
Okay, so that means if we find a game bringing exploit during the tournament we can use it all in my
any runs found to be completed using exploits will not count okay well I
guess well he kind of changed up right there and any other company's way will be
considered in knowledge will not count towards scoring scoring format runs will
be scored based on kills and extracted loot value each team's total point score
will be calculated by the following okay this is important this is what here
we go in parentheses loadout value post run start of minus the start of run
loadout value plus AI kills plus normal player kills plus tournament player
kills times extraction multiplier 5% per person equals the total score for the
run. Good thing they made it simple here. AI kill is 1000. AI kills is 1000. That means
we have to kill, I mean literally every robot on the map. Do not, do not, like literally
fill up your whole entire inventory with ammunition. The whole thing. The whole thing. Rook
kill 2000 points. Players such run a kill 5000 per finish kill, not down kill per
Perfinished so that means if you see another team down a guy just shoot that motherfucker on the ground till he's dead
Please ass down like a dog in the street
By the way, I know we just went over this but that means each player kills five thousand each robot kills one thousand
So we literally just be
Like committing mass murder on robots across the map
Yeah, one turn in player kill is 20,000 points per finish kill not down once again
You see another team down someone lay that motherfucker flat like a pancake
Okay, good
Three heard three person extract is a plus 50% modifier
Plus 5% per team members and plus 5% of the team member the extracts
Priority contracts subject to change priority contracts will earn creators the most amount of points
It'll be a one-time redemption and they are focused on specific map objectives perimeter round one
Eliminate the UASC commander in overflow 100,000 points now listen to me very carefully
That is what we do first
That is 100% we sprint straight to him and I mean straight to him. We throw our bodies at him
We throw our bodies at him
Round two dire Mars eliminate you ESC commander in algae pond
100,000 points once again, we throw ourselves at him first thing in there. No exceptions. We don't do anything else
Outposts round three into the pinwheel ship 20,000 points. That's easy. We've done that multiple times
We've done that multiple times. Nope complete a profit opportunity in pinwheel ship
What does that mean is that oh, I think that means either though
Oh, you know the the middle room with the three cards or the winged rooms
When you get when you activate those two buttons, you mean yeah
Well, we can do that we can do that that's easy
Lastly complete a convoy profit opportunity fifty thousand. Hey, what's the convoy profit opportunity?
I don't know. What is that?
The quests on the map? I don't
know. Guys, it's talking about
outpost the map. What's a
convoy profit opportunity?
Event on. Like what's on the
map? I think so. Okay.
I don't really know how they're
going to count that. What is
Hmm could danga. Yeah, could danga exactly. All right. There's a little bit more. There's a little bit more last section
Profit opportunities that are faction specific each worth 50,000 points. So we by the way, we do all these
Extracts this but I don't think it really matters what faction they're doing
I think there's kind of doing this like make it more like game-centric. You know, I mean, yeah, okay
So I'm not even gonna read well, I mean I'll read the faction, but I don't think it matters at all
Traxxas extract with $10,000 in loot value in your backpack. Boom. I mean
Easy-deasy that's 50,000 points right at the rip
By the way, we all we might want to clarify this, you know, it's this faction specific contracts each worth 50,000 points
I wonder if you can only do them once or once per map. Let's clarify that. Let's ask the guy
Let's ask the guy your top besides your government city
I'm sorry. Can you repeat all that? Yeah, whatever guys guys listen up. This is how we win the game
Faction specific cut
Walk both of you extract or wait faction specific contracts each worth fifty thousand points, okay
We want to ask them if it's one per tournament or one per game. All right
Okay, ask them I
Don't think you I don't think you know what I'm talking about hutch and I hate you
That's another great question. That's another good question. I doubt it for each of us. I bet you it's as a team
But let's ask let's ask
Okay, I'm gonna read the faction specific contracts extract with 10,000 dollars loot in the value in the backpack easy
Extract with the purple implant in every slot
I don't know if we'll be able to do that unless someone brings in all purple implants in outposts
Because it's the only time you can't do that if anybody's rich in this game
I'm a little bit rich, but not all purple rips
Arachne kill nine runners or rooks in a single run. Holy shit
G-dust get three eliminations with explosives or throwables probably not gonna do that
But if anybody's good with explosives, I'm not good at all. Please do it
New cow ten thousand for each new cow two X drinkable cheeseburger extracted on perimeter
They see that see I can already tell that whoever wrote this last part every other product. This has made sense
It really said ten thousand for each new cow two X drinkable cheeseburger extracted on perimeter
But it's literally in the list that is worth 50,000 points each. So
That's something that's something
Cyber acne enter run with a sponsored kit and extract with two weapons one core and one implant for each slot max three
Okay, okay
All right
Okay, I feel like we're not gonna do this cheeseburger to lock in
Yeah, I I pre-doored asked for tacos before I went to bed last night. Oh my gosh. I ate six tacos today
I've already pounded them. I woke up pounded them diarrhea. Boom.
I literally woke up and ate tacos. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
All right, determines must be starting like literally right now, I okay invite us into a group
Okay, so I can get up and grab an energy drink. How do we do it to start?
Yes, okay, all right
Okay, sounds good
Mr.. Not Mr.. Papa mr.. Vincent mr.. Costa, but what if I just was good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. Goodbye. Just peanut. I
I'm working on it
Do it
The call of some people
All right, here you go. I'm sitting you in bites right now one for Genji and one for mr. Hutch
Here you go
So after all that basically just shoot everything and get
Contracts on anything that moves we're killing. Yep. That's not it
And I'm going to get a monster bring in green. No one listen to a damn
thing. Fuck you guys. Alright grab, grab only green items for the first one. Only green
items. Oh my god shotguns are considered green items. I'm going to rip these people apart.
There's literally zero chance they survived. I have ADAP. I can't listen to something
that long. That was like three and a half minutes! Yeah, it was still too long!
Fucking
I think you just take I honestly I might take the outline sniper and take off blue stuff because this outline sniper one shots people
I don't do such people
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I mean, but if I lose this that'd be horrible for the tournament
I don't if I show in the first round
I
Shit
Guys this this sniper is like the most overpowered sniper. Should I should I risk it?
So I know I can turn it into a green weapon though. I can turn it into a green weapon
We say
We can't have blue attachments on our gun, right? No. Yeah, we can't well. Yeah, we can't have blue stuff
I just got I could take off the blue and make it green guys. I was wondering if I'd take it in right now
Now, you see it for Tire Mars, we can use it for both
and we don't die.
Just don't die.
They give us a shot for it.
Do you think it's rich or not rich?
Wait, wait, wait, what do you say?
We're pretty rich, we had a really good last session.
Yeah, we did, yeah.
Yeah, like I got a bunch of shotguns,
I'm gonna be bringing in and stuff.
I don't I don't have that I
can't wait one second. I'm I
don't even use a shotgun in this
game. You haven't used a shotgun
yet. No. It's the best weapon in
the game. It's so good. I
haven't found one yet.
Hold up. Is it?
Oh
Here we go. Okay. I'm good. I'm good. All right. Okay. Um
Fuck it. I'm bringing it. No, no, no, wait. No, I'm not I'm not
First first first
I just don't think I have stuff on or you beat the demolition that's a good weapon. That's good weapon
We're you bring the demolition boys? Oh
Do we say I have $26,000. I just don't think I have stuff unlocked yet. Oh
Oh
I'm bringing a demolition and a shotgun
Because you boys don't bring any blue items boys will be instantly disqualified even the equipment at the bottom
Yeah, I don't have anything blue on I'm all good all green everything good good good good
We're not looting at what we we I guess you do loot
Well only loot stuff from they're like really important nothing that you need like install stuff
Yeah, like if we kill the boss will do the boss. Wait, wait, let's check out
We're assuming that someone's going to come in here and tell us when it's not right.
I'm looking at the announcements.
I'm going to make sure you look through all your upgrades real quick.
CBVAD Upgrades.
One moment, boys.
Hey guys.
So I'm going to be giving you like the five minute, ten minute morning stuff.
What's up?
The rules down here say profit opportunities,
faction specific contracts each worth 50,000 points.
I'm assuming you can only do this one time per tournament,
the whole tournament.
Correct.
One time per team.
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Okay.
I think you can, sir.
You're good, man.
No problem.
You're good, man.
I love you.
Good man, I love you
Okay, I don't
That's very good for my up either backpack change it. I love you too. He says
What is it? Oh, yes, I'm sorry about that. I saw the backpack. I saw the backpack. I got it
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I'm on a bus. I'm on a bus. Yep
up. Close that. Close that. Good. Okay. Alright, I think I'm good. I'm gonna prepare. Yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna check my my upgrades and make sure I don't have any upgrades. Should
I upgrade my stash? We can you wait you can do that. How? Yeah. How do you do that?
Um, what do we suffer five? It's just called expansion, I guess it says gain additional
Rosa bolds capacity was it was wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
can you wait how do you do that was that
uh Syac is that his name mmm Syac was that me that's the name I'm looking at the
the trader. Oh, the ony or whatever it's called. Oh, we sucky Gucci. It's the it's the first
person cyber acme trades. Oh, in the office. Are these are the shop? No, no, no, no, no,
Oh, Cyber Acme.
Oh, I see it, I see it.
Well, I need, I need a belt for that.
I'm not saying it like that.
What?
Cyber Acme?
No, no, no, it sounded way different
when you were saying it the other time.
Oh, you talked about the other faction leader,
Sucki Guchi.
He gives the best class out.
I
Think I didn't sleep enough I didn't wake up
Do literal
He means medication that I always take that helps me function
You better actually take that I'm trying to win this thing you better take your doctor prescribed of course doctor prescribed of course
Medication good only drinking a monster good good good good good
I'll push my heart to the limit today. You're not gonna see fuck. Yeah
Everybody knows that's always a good idea
I'm just looking to do my upgrade to quick
We want to spend too much money on upgrades because we're gonna need money.
I only spent $2,500. I still have $30,000.
Okay, good, good, good.
By the way, actually, I just realized this is actually very important that we're missing it.
The last part of the thing I was reading for the rules says, end of risk versus reward.
There will be a browser-based timer production.
Or wait, no, there will be a browser-based timer
that they're supposed to give us if the timer expires the run-in progress does not count for scoring
Does anybody know what that means?
There will be a browser based timer that they're supposed to give us and if the run if the timer expires the run-in progress
Does not count for scoring does anyone know what that means?
No, cuz I didn't see that. No, sir. Oh
So we're just gonna ignore that and hope that that time that we can't see doesn't run out
I think that's a good plan. I think that's a good plan
I'm talking to my boss and seeing if what's going on with that for you guys. Oh my man my man
You come around boys you come around boys
They come around you come around you come around boys
boys. Say I love you. I already told him it's his turn. Time that we can't see doesn't
run out. That's kind of the plan. That's the plan. Let me check the upgrades one more
time. I don't think we actually need any of this guys. I'm not going to lie to you.
What does bionic lake upgrades mean to what does that do?
Uh, it doesn't show me the description.
All right.
So Flare verification for the, uh, in browser timer, um, no in browser
timer, so it's going to be pings on discord.
And then I'll be giving you 10 minute, five minute warnings.
Okay.
Wait, like, just real quick.
Is there any, like, like, like, why are we not just using the in game timer?
Oh
Yep, I just thought about it. Yep. Okay. Yep. That makes sense. That makes sense. All right. Thank you my slide
Yeah, any other questions feel free to ask a good man
Be good man
I'm gonna upgrade this I'm gonna give my knife damage
Okay, I'm good we're good we're good. Okay. Okay. We're good
Uh, mm, mm, I lied, they just posted it in the announcements for the in-browser timer.
Oh, so that's what we put on our OBS?
Uh, for the timer, yeah.
Uh, okay, oh yeah, I can do that.
A little gear?
Uh, let me, let me pull it up.
This will have a little timer.
Okay.
Okay, then.
Magic man.
That is what you insist
Who am I to oppose the dark odds wizard
Wizard wizard wizard who am I?
Did you use no your OBS
Yeah
it's a big block it's a big block it comes the goms goms I don't know do we
have to use that is that like a necessary thing well I didn't need to know
when the whole thing like we might like each map round like there's gonna be a
overall timer for all of it and we did run as many rounds we can I think in
between that so it would be good to know that I mean like I mean all we only
all of us need to do it are you do it pay you do it pay and you update me like
so the timer in OBS isn't required but you can use it in your OBS if you want
you can just keep it up on a second monitor or whatever okay yeah I'm just
gonna do that cuz I don't it looks it's like a big yeah it's a big block
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
What the hell is this? Waiting for next round.
Now you know what I was saying? It's a big block.
Yeah, it's a big block.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah, which I keep
So I have it up on my monitor and then I can just let you know at the 10 and 5 minute warnings if it works better
Yeah, that works. Yeah, we do that. We do that. Let's do that. We're trusting you where we're dying on you
Also, we're gonna be very very
Non-disciplined so you I'm gonna probably have to have you count down from 10
But he gives that law.
All right. Okay.
Uh, mmm.
Mmm.
I forgot to order my food.
Mmm.
Chuckie Gucci.
No practice?
Bono practice.
Bono practice, buddy.
practice. Ball no practice. Ball
no practice buddy. Ready to cue.
Go for it. Oh, right now. Go, go, go.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Okay. Okay.
I'm killing. I'm killing. I'm killing. I'm killing. I'm killing.
You guys make sure you have no blues. Everybody, everybody double check that.
We're good. All good. Okay. Okay. I'm killing. I'm killing.
everybody up everybody up everybody up
everybody up
Jingy!
what those green cheeks together
Jingy!
Oh my God there's no way
Jingy!
Oh my God
JG is throwing the tournament!
JG!
There we go, okay guys.
Lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
I'm sorry, I want to go grab a drink.
Lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
There's no time for drinks.
Only action.
Sorry, I was kinda late getting on today
because I was frantically
going around my neighborhood looking for my dog.
I was like crying
and everything could get to me.
Hello did you find your job because that joke is only funny if you've had this
No, I did I did
You look over you
I've had that happen before
You have a little when I was growing up. We had a little shit zoo Vishwan freeze this little tiny dog
this morning
I
Talk to you like that
What I do nothing contracts or contract
They're not real contracts. They're metaphorical contracts. Oh, yeah
Wait, we did. Oh you guys need to go straight to
Overflow overflow
That's where the commander will be
Yeah, I thought the commander was like 50-50 if it shows up is that not true. I'm not too sure
Okay, I guess we're just wing it
Wing it wing it. Oh
What's 50-50? Okay, it's 50-50. All right. Just kill every robot you can
You think the little turns count for robots or no? No, I only does I need you ESC. No wait, maybe yeah
Yeah, UESC, the big robots, the human oids.
I hope this is loud enough.
Let me know if the game is out loud enough, boys.
Can't wait to tell right now, I don't know what's happening.
Remember, Gen G, if we get in a fight and we have to sacrifice someone,
we sacrifice Peanut.
No, we sacrifice hot we sacrifice hot no no no no no don't listen to him. I'm the team leader
There's a few quickly quickly up the slant of quickly boys protect protect my body what there is no way
There's actually no way
What are we doing? Oh?
uh oh my god his game crashed I know get it here get it here right now get it
right here right now I'm just kidding right here don't leave me get a better
PC don't don't leave me your PC is poop garbage diarrhea no we're not no we're
not I've never crashed in this game buddy yeah I have run in your shit
I think I have purple gear.
Uh, do you have purple gear?
I don't have purple gear.
Do you have any purple items?
No.
These people are stupid.
All my buttons are telling me Gigi has something purple too.
Oh no.
I literally look at my street and I don't have anything purple.
Okay, I think they're lying because I think they would tell us what it is.
And they're just not telling us what it is.
Oh, did he has a bobcat?
Okay, okay, okay, alright, okay, alright.
I'm going to lose my mom.
Guys get up here, we're wasting valuable precious moments!
What do you mean, Hutt doesn't even in here?
Reconnecting?
Oh my god.
Do you get some?
Why are you on the production of a bobcat at the stand, are you not?
Let's go.
Up here, up here.
Up here, up here guys.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
Make great haste.
I don't know. I don't care. You see the map again? Wait, the Commander guy is not there
yet. But it could be that you had to be like cold-sweeping for them to show up. I don't
know. We should have removed this guy. He's already
looted. He's already looted. She would have been here, boys.
You're shooting
Yeah, how the hell do you pass all this watch out for the boogie bush with your legs, but you wouldn't know
Okay, all right. Okay, buddy. Now is the time for dogs. I'm sorry
Lock it lock it lock it
And you people inside I hear something
Oh, yeah, dead people dead people my game
My game
Yeah, Bob
I see one, I see one! One down, one down, one down!
Oh, he was reviving his buddy! Two down! Oh, all three down! All three down! Kill him!
No way! This all counts as points! And it's a matter of you actually die of resistance!
You kill him with a down! Three points! Let's go!
It's awesome!
We're gunking! We're gunking!
No way!
Wait, we can upgrade to blue stuff since we killed them, right?
Yeah, no, you can use whatever you want, like, in the game.
Re-enforcements incoming.
Oh my gosh, they had a sniper on them. They had a sniper on them.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it again.
Oh, accept, accept, accept, accept.
Oh, blue shield? I got it.
We're allowed to use blue shields.
Wait, where's the guy at? Where's that gentleman at that was helping us? So are we allowed to use boost up to pick up?
Yeah, you're allowed to leave anything and use it
You should think you can turn you're good, man
Guys the overflow
We got to keep moving!
See, I love you back top, Cheetah.
Looks like we're in the same boat.
Follow me, crew.
Well, just avoid the game too low,
which I turned up a little bit.
I don't know if I can.
I know I can
It's fine fine, it's good. I think they killed another player in there by the way, so that's got you okay
Wait dude six
Are they?
Points as well a thousand points. No just the robots. I think
Oh my god, I got attacked by the blunderblast.
Wait, who's the healing guy?
Thanks.
No problem.
You're welcome.
Wait, we both are?
We've been giving you drones.
It was funny.
Hell, yeah.
I was wondering who's extra drone that was.
Wait, who's out now?
Pick up.
Pick up
You'll cut down the bill
It's a any map specific stuff for this map only there is right it's just kills and the in the in the leader, right?
Yeah, I think so and if we don't find someone soon, we should reset it the next game
We there's also there's also extra ten thousand dollar loot by you in your backpack
You'll all kill all kill all kill all
We definitely need to find Blue, though.
That's his time to move, that's his time to move!
Oh!
There's a hundred of them!
Is it, um, 10,000 feet?
Uh, 10,000? No, 10,000 total in your backpack.
Any one of us, any one of us.
I've got, uh, 6k.
No, it's not per person. It's only one of us and doesn't only buy you back back
We can just drop guns to that person well
Well, I think it was guns disappear remember because you're picking up from your buddies anything after report mm-hmm
I have a $1,700 sniper right now. There's just a people here. I will you kill them?
Okay
We said I don't wait. I feel like we just spin towards the POIs. It's just been towards the POIs
Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed.
Just shout to me! Just shout to me late!
Eh!
Hold me, please hold me.
I'll be better, shout to me.
I can't come for you.
You're at the, it's 10,000 minus the original loot value bought in so I don't like I've got 6k load up value
but like 5,000 that's just for me.
So I've only got one gang.
I don't remember what my way was. I don't remember what my way was that way.
Oh, but whatever the game ends, the round makes you leave your stuff up for 60 seconds. It does for that.
Oh, were there people? A clue?
Press Z. What does he do?
Oh
Okay, my loadout was worth
Like 1.4k and I'm at 4.9 right now. Wait, you might be the closest one to take a then
This is one of those small purple items that were 4,000 each
It could be even looking right in the corner.
Clankers, clankers!
God damn it!
Got another one, got another one!
Where's all the people at? Where's all the people at?
I'm on to the next P.O.I!
What's the place for the next P.O.I? It's the station!
To the station! To the station! To the station!
We don't want to do this, uh...
We can spawn, we can spawn them right here!
Good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing!
Okay!
I can scan the loot as well!
I see some blue right here!
Oh, jeez, that's a good box!
I
Got I got basically nothing you can there
Who attached when there's really big ticket items. I'm not seeing no big ticket items
I'm getting some
We're gonna be to get out of dad
I'm at five point seven came out
That brought a lot of stuff in something I have like anything about you I found a drinkable cheeseburger
That would count I'll grab this changey. Oh my god. That's 10,000 points and 10,000 points
right now so I need what like five
I know you told me that you didn't really listen to the briefing thing but
that one alone is worth 10,000 so make sure you don't drop that at all okay
okay okay
on to the next POI
Onwards!
Wait, if there's no one in this PY, I would do a quick reset, okay?
Agreed.
I'll drop this knife for the Genji.
He's getting polluted.
There's a blue right here.
Look at this.
Oh, the Lux core.
We got something, we got something.
Some greens.
I'm not seeing anything crazy.
Does this spot have a place where you can spawn in?
They click as a clue.
Please, they're coming.
shit
I think there's one click as you come in
Oh, I want to keep this sniper this thing's nasty
Oh, I'm me Genji lotta loot
What you found a what?
Hey
That's great! That's another 10,000 points!
Oh, okay, okay.
Good work!
Thank you!
Hooray!
I'm at 7.7.
Alright.
Genji, whenever you're done, come up on top of this platform. There's a lot of loot. I think you can get to the money in it.
Okay.
I guess, okay, let's- let's- let's accept immediately over at North Relay.
On way out.
We might even see other people because three extracts of their boys keep your people open
better this over
I
Still need like what?
Probably we'll get up here. We'll get up the other that's only a one-time thing for the whole term
It's so we don't get it now. It doesn't matter. Yeah, we're like guaranteed to get it in like the next couple maps
Yeah, well I was gonna do to get that just by naturally doing stuff the drinkable cheeseburger
Are you still over here?
Oh.
Yes, you do.
I'm coming.
No, you cannot.
Oh, there's a big one! There's a big one!
Mr. Purple! Mr. Purple!
LIT IT!
You went to the roof?
THERE HE IS!
Did you make out?
GAH!
You did it.
Still down there.
Now good that we work
What you do the extract quick boys? Oh
My god, I'm just took the extract next to us
Did you take this on the ground one point one cat go go go
Which one to the extract to the north west
We said the is that the is that the MIP rod striper
it's the long shot the luck sniper rifle dude that's what I was gonna bring in
this round that one is so OP it's that one is crazy the rest of the tournament
I've got one too I'm gonna do I'll bring it to you I'll bring it to you it's a
two shots to the plans and one shot to finish them I love it
Yeah, I think we're doing pretty good so far it says our leader we can see our points versus everyone else's
But sure do we get to play another round of this map until the hour's up
I think you just keep running until the until he comes in tells us 10 minutes left
mm-hmm cool hey triple extract as well it's a pleasure to play 50% we allowed to
bring in the lockbox keys uh no no you're not it you're not
gonna bring in my question now I'm gonna bring keys lockbox keys or talk
some cards now that we've looted these blues can we keep the same kid on for
the next run no you can't he said you can't we have to reset with our greens
again mm-hmm okay all right I'm looking in fucking in boy fucking in this
tournament is ours this tournament is ours fuck round but not as a person as a
competitive fuck landmark but not as a person as a competitor fuck them all but
not as person but competitors.
Fuck them!
Fuck them! So what they're sexy, who cares?
Yeah, so what if me and Shroud might have sex later?
We're gonna win this tournament.
We're gonna win this tournament?
Yep, brah.
100%.
Mm-hmm.
That's right, that's right.
Walk it in.
So what?
Walk it in.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, let me put, let me show myself.
You gotta be quick quick quick.
Yep.
So I bring that sniper.
I think we should have one guy with that sniper for round.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I can bring the sniper.
I gotta take the scope off.
You use that until you lose it, and then I'll bring mine.
Got it.
Gotta take off that blue shield.
Blue shield, blue shield.
Okay, have nothing on me.
It's all green.
It's all good.
All right, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Yes. Keep your end of run up for like oh my god. I didn't do that. I could be for guys.
Good. Good. Good. I got Genji and peanuts. I just didn't get a hug. Oh, they got. They
got it. I will make sure I keep it up next time. Also, I would like to blame all of my
mistakes on peanut. I just want to put that on the record. I reminded you 10 minutes
to the end of the round.
So we got five minutes to lure it in.
There's 10 minutes to the end of the round right now.
Yes, sir.
Oh, boy, get it here.
Put it up, put it up, put it up.
Oh, we gotta go.
Put it up, put it up.
Go, go, go, go.
Does anybody have a blue?
Wait, hot shield, hot shield.
They're telling me hot shield.
I took it off.
Go, go, go, go, go.
We pump it for six million light.
As well.
Cheers.
It's just- it's just
Before performance enhancing drugs
yeah, performance enhancing drugs
LOCKED IT!!
LET'S RIDE!!
Lock it in, boys, lock it in
Okay, lock it, lock it
We got this, we got this, we got ten minutes, point nine minutes now, we got, we got hit
three PLI's extract, three PLI's extract, three PLI's extract, boom, bam, boom, out.
Boom, bam, boom, bam, boom, out.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I shrink the station
Look at these presents in the background.
Look at that.
The kids will still change their intents.
What are we doing?
What can...
Shaving for Goop?
Oh wait
There's a green one up here, I'll grab it robot man on the left
Oh, it's such a strong little bugger
I got the sniper
Gotta be safe
We're gonna see minus you minus you minus you minus you minus
Not getting boys
Miss twice one
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!
I shot one at teammate!
Not good. They're pushing me.
I need to be where you came from one.
ONE!
NO!
Hi Sniper!
We have to do it one more time guys.
We'll load up another one, load up another one, load up another one.
We have seven minutes. Can we just do a free kit?
Oh, oh, oh that possible I don't know
Kid kid kid kid
Yeah, get it get it get it get it get it together
Shit, I got a gun and grab ammo and just a screw it wait. No, it's gonna be give me blue shit
Yeah, we can't do free kids because you give us give us blue shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Is a free kid will give no, it's all gray stuff. Oh, you don't like that. Oh, yeah, wait
Yeah, I'm just doing free kids.
Shit!
Oh my god, I know, oh my god, oh my god, I don't know what happened, I don't know, I
don't know.
You gotta get in there right now, you gotta get in there right now.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I'm ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
I'm going up, ready, up, ready, up, ready, go go go go go go go.
Not getting it, boys, I'm gonna get two POIs and extract, two POIs and extract.
Mm-mm.
Look, look, look.
I can't believe that just happened.
Oh my god, dude, those were obviously pro players.
You think there's somebody in the tournament, right?
Well, I was holding the door and then they just shot me from my right.
I don't even know how they got there what guy leaped on me
Yeah, I saw that. I thought you had him. I thought I had him too need to go straight to an extract because the extract takes one minute
We have five minutes. Hopefully that wasn't someone to determine. Otherwise, he's got 60,000 points on mice
Everybody's telling me surround killed us, but I doubt it. I doubt it. I
Didn't see his name. Yeah, it was random names. I didn't recognize him
We got five minutes.
Okay, we need to be fully out of the game.
There's a little, there's like a two minute leeway between the end of the timer
and being able to extract and still count.
Oh, you gotcha, gotcha.
So really we have seven minutes.
No, no, no, no.
We're not going to think that way.
Oh, we got to go straight to the next BLI.
Let's go to south relay.
Interesting.
you'd be an extract within the time
not sure oh yeah we didn't leave our
we didn't leave our inning screen up again
man we are really bad yeah but we still kill robots
oh shit we are really bad at this yeah we are
but I'm gonna try to remind everybody to do that I'm gonna try to remind
myself
Oh
Good it's not really quick in place. Oh
Well guys guys guys. Oh my god
100,000 points to the guy down to the bottom left. It's just watch them. Let's just watch them
It doesn't even matter if we extract we just got killed for a hundred thousand points
Wait, who did the leader at the bottom of the map we kill me get a hundred thousand points
I gotta go right. No, no, no doesn't matter if we survive doesn't matter if we survive
We have three minutes three minutes
I can't come out of the stem!
Three and a half minutes.
Does it count if we kill him within the two minute leeway?
I don't know fuck it. We just gotta run there go it. We are doing
Where's on me, I think it doesn't matter. He's about to go for the go for the guy go for the guy
Yeah, you really find out what we need me leave me go go go if you need to all be here super hard to kill
Well, I got bad news. I'm fighting a team right now
It's on us boys it's on us
Oh my god, there's shots in the other side of these people here.
Real person, real person right there!
She's in the box now!
I get one more point.
There's a monster, there's a monster!
Focus shield, focus shield!
Shoot him, shoot him! Not a rabbit, not a rabbit!
Get him, have it!
I
Called you here. He's got called you got calls
No
Down you down? Yeah, I'm down. You guys just try and kill that thing. I killed two players on me
He does them
Don't go kill kill kill kill I didn't heal
Oh
Me call me call me
Getcha getcha. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay
Oh
We got this we got this I'm providing you need to kill him okay, okay, we've got this fucking
Let's get you oh I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die oh my god. Oh my god
I'm gonna touch him. Oh, I do you like I just died. Oh my gosh. I was trying to save you
We owe you know, we already in the two-minute after timer
I don't have any team on my side.
The team's back in.
He's on me.
I'm dead.
I'm going to die.
It's over.
We're dead.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. All right. The good news is I was able to kill two players
around. We killed a ton of robots over here. We killed a ton of robots. That's, that's
where something leaves me. I killed me. I killed two and I opened up a door until
the third I just get one pumped perfect perfect makes you leave your screens up leave you screens up
yeah so clarification uh it normally counts for uh if you got at least one survivor
oh so the two kills don't even matter yeah unfortunately
hey
hey that would have been pretty sweet
Well, we're fucked
No, we're not fucked. We had a good first run. We have a good first ride. We have a good first ride
We're not out. You're down. You're not out
But this next one we can bring in blue items correct
I'm bringing that sideburn. We're bringing that sideburn. Yeah, I'll bring in the SMG
I'm going fully loaded fully packed full mast. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not losing
I'm not- I'm- I'm tell- we are winning this tournament if it kills us.
Agreed.
Bucket it. Bucket it.
I'm mad. I'm mad that I lost that once.
I'm- I'm doing shotgun sniper combo.
Good.
Where's those ammo boxes at?
Am I blind?
Because there's no Amobox, dad!
Wait, oh, there is.
Wait, I don't think these have...
Do these have MIP rounds or no?
No?
Shit.
Oh.
I'm gonna have to buy them.
Okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good to go.
Okay, I'm good.
Oh, I'm packing. I am packing. I am packing. Good. Good. I'm massive. I'm massive. Full
full thrust, full thrust, full girth.
Yes.
Love that about you.
I love you, bitch.
We're gonna win this tournament.
There we are.
We're gonna take our winnings
and we're gonna move to Paris.
You and me, we're gonna love each other forever.
Paris?
You finally gonna take me to Paris?
Is there, wait, I just realized,
is there a prize for winning this?
Like, I forgot to check.
I have no idea.
It's not about the prize.
It's about the glory.
Amen.
Amen. Amen. Amen.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go.
We have to wait until we can-
It's a jacket?
As I don't wanna like-
I don't know what the jacket is,
but I would literally kill for that jacket.
I don't care what it looks like but to have a jacket that I won because I won a tournament
I've never gotten anything still based
Magic you're walking around and they're like what are you wearing?
Would you like to know you have one you don't have one buddy? I walk past round. Oh
Wow, this jacket very comfortable. Oh my goodness. Hey
Where's your jacket shroud? Oh?
Oh, oh little chilly out here. I'm thinking you use one of these bad boys. Oh, oh, I know you don't have one
You want a bar? Oh?
Well only winners can wear this
I don't know. He's supposed to be in the next game, but we still don't I
Think we're still chillin. Okay. Okay. All right
Okay
The FPS
It's he I've won awards. I've won FPS gamer of the year, but okay, but we let's all be real for a second, okay?
Yeah, it's cuz I'm kind of funny
Not because no, it's not kind of not if it's that's exactly why I
Never want anything skill-based. I want this jacket. I want this jacket lock it in. I'm dead serious
Lock it in.
We're trying. We are trying or we are succeeding. That's right. That's right. That's right.
Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
And be tumor of the year. Don't forget. Wow.
Nice first time shot. Yeah, go ahead. Bam that motherfucker to oblivion.
Fuck that guy.
man post oh oh oh I was wondering guys with us are we in first or what also we
are not against bribes here we will bribe you also if you can just steal the
jacket before they give it to the winner that would be great we'd be in
dead to you. You're second. We're second. No way. Don't say shrub. Don't say shrub.
I can't answer the question then. Oh, first. Oh my god. That's okay. That's okay. We'll.
Oh, there it is. There it is. The points are up. Oh, we're third. Oh, we're third.
Oh my god, oh, we're not that far behind we okay team shroud has a 181,000 points
He's as across as 161,000 team burnt peanut has one hundred and seven thousand
And then it goes to be nine thousand fifty one thousand twenty one thousand
Okay, I have a question. How many points do we get when we all three extracts?
So it's a multiplier to 50% bonus
So wouldn't it be ideal to just run the extract kill a bunch of bots and get out like do three minute like runs
that
That maybe I mean unless we're doing something big like like for instance on the next map we're going to we get a hundred thousand points
For killing that boss, which I know how to kill that boss. I've killed that boss so many times
Yeah guys this next boss is way easier because there's a bunch of red crates next to them that explode
You said to walk you're talking about yep. I know what you're talking about. Yeah
We can do that. We'll do we'll do that and then remember extract with $10,000 worth of loot. She already got two burgers
But we can get more burgers
Kill nine runners in a single run extract with any purple implant for oh, we don't expect with the purple implant for every slot and then
They hate real quick we just bring those purple implants in
I feel like that would be pretty easy.
Uh, guys, I don't want to be like, hey, let's cheat, but I'm pretty certain the last one
Cyber Acme enter a run with a sponsored kit and extract with two weapons, one core and
one implant in each slot.
Can we have Genji just bring in a free kit that we can handle, let's hit.
Oh, no, it disappears doesn't it exactly. Oh
We will as long as you kill like one guy you should have all that yeah agreed
It's okay
So at some point let's have one of us run a freakin and the other two just talk on a team and give all the loot for the first guy
Mm-hmm. There it is. Okay. I don't give us 50,000 points easily
Jacket you wouldn't speed as fuck not gonna lie. Are you over you already see it? We can see the jacket
Where is it?
It's on Twitter
It tweeted
They under what is under marathon under let me see
Yeah, I'm not seeing it come on on the marathon Twitter is it under it's on the website
Oh
I'm still not oh
Oh
My god, I want that where is it under go to marathon the game calm and then go it's called out a little bit
There's to be a towel set he come on the left side of big box
Since are you kidding me shit's kind of popping I mean
Let's just say you are not getting run over during your bike ride at nighttime
Oh
Me and may I also add yeah, you get direct traffic that's what I was no one would question
No one what you're directing no one would question. Look at this look at this guys. Oh
My wow wow wow I mean you could just you could stand in the middle of a four-way intersection just wave people across
They're not it. They're not gonna play twice. They're not gonna play twice
And she's actually kind of hot
And then you could pull the hood up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Shiesty who?
You don't need one anymore. Yeah. Shiesty who? Shiesty who? I want that one. Wow. We're
winning that. We need it. We need to lock in. Like you've never locked in before. We're
asking for it kindly. We're robbing them. Oh, kindly with words. Kindly in a video
game video game that's right mm-hmm we'll hold him up in a video game of
course let's do the same let's do the same lock it in okay drinkable cheese
burgers every time you wall hack of walls it's wall hack of all I don't know it
doesn't come in your size hey chat how about you shut the fuck up really is
your one laser three jackets we get or one jacket that we have to share I
I call weekends
I call Monday through Tuesday wall volt. Oh, I know what they're talking about the the wall volts. Yeah
There's a cheeseburger in those. I know that is
Round two will begin in five minutes. Okay. Okay
Jiji didn't call in time. So I get Wednesday through the weekends on the jacket. No way
No, no, no, I call it. Wednesday through Sunday's mine
You can have Monday and Tuesday, Gigi didn't call and she's gonna use the jacket.
What the hell?
I need to start my week feeling great.
Gigi, you can have it on holidays.
But not the cool holidays.
Yeah, only the lame ones.
I call Christmas.
I only think of like three holidays.
I call Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving. Okay, okay. I call Christmas.
I call your mother's holiday.
Hey, I don't even know what that means.
Well...
That's it, you're not getting the jacket at all anymore.
Yep.
You've lost your jacket from Liges.
July 4th.
You can reapply for jacket from Liges next year.
It all starts with us winning the jacket.
That's right.
I'm telling you, we are...
We must win this jacket.
Yeah, we're not even that far behind it, and we've died two out of three times.
We can do this so easy.
So easy.
Hmm
You know check my heart as I say kind of green. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah
These are stuff my p-rounds for robots, too
Look, I should be one weapon. That's not my p-round based
I
Shroud is up by 20,000 shroud is a fraud. Yeah, I supposed to be changing my contracts. No Indian contracts. Don't matter do the tournament
Okay
Someone said something about it. I need to bully SMG. But it doesn't lead there copperhead copperhead
I lose the shotgun. I'm gonna be sad. It's my last one. We all of us get a jacket. Oh
Oh
Share oh
I thought they meant everybody that participates in the tournament gets a jacket. Oh
Shit we get something cool though. Hey, Poe if we lose we get something cool or not
I
Think so
Okay
QQQ
You got this you got this walking in walking in walking in
Let's go.
It's juicing.
I'm going to pull the thing back up so we know the points.
You got to kill the boss.
I'm just going to be able to overtime.
Extract $1000 worth of loot.
Extract the purple implant for every slot.
Kill nine runners.
Get three eliminations with explosives.
And grab drinkable cheeseburgers.
Okay?
That's the plan.
Mm-hmm.
That would be a common sense.
My bunch of...
Fucking...
Get off the fucking...
I'M FUCKED UP!
Oh...
You got this peanut?
Oh, Brickrissant, my man.
Thank you, good chair!
Fuckin' in, boys.
No more he-he's.
No more ha-has.
No more goofballin' around.
None of this...
Chuckle, chuckle, jokie-jump.
Alright?
Uh-uh.
Well, that's not what we're about today.
What the fuck is that thing?
That's right. That's right.
Hopefully that we find three down people in a room.
Five seconds into the game again.
That'd be sweet.
That'd be awesome.
Marketing, boys.
Seriously, seriously.
I need to find those wall hacks, then.
We are going straight to other south so the cheeseburgers on
account on criminal oh okay okay okay I'll let you know I got double MIP
rounds so you guys have to kill a lot more robots than last time because I'm
not really gonna be killing them I've never used this gun oh well that's not
good the bully sng really nice oh you see oh you like this guy you see
did like the guy yeah no this is really nice never used it
but what you see what you see I'm calling it supplies despite you have
another team come for us so watch out we get on the move
yeah
Yeah, so the cheeseburgers only count if you get them an extract out of the perimeter.
Thank you, Poe.
You're so kind to us.
We love you, Poe.
We love you, Beds.
We're up there.
We're never going to stop loving you, Beds.
How do I get up there, guys?
We're never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
How do I get up there, guys?
I'm not skilled like you.
Jump on that box and now jump over.
Can you get me some of the boys?
Oh, got it, got it.
Oh my gosh, blue lasers.
Get him!
I
Remember what this thing can burn you watch out when it takes back off. It's your bird. Yeah
Nothing nothing in here's with any money I got nothing I got nothing I got nothing
Hey, take it back off and take it back off. Can we bring it?
Nothing nothing move. Let's move. Are you not see the boss the boss was one of the algae pods
Go up
Yeah
Oh, I don't see them. I see such I need to tell what the boss is supposed to be. Oh wait. No, it's the robot
Robot I think might be in the field in the open
Multiple teams there's a team left. Yes, you know they're see one here
You shoot that guy. Oh, yeah, I can
Got him down. He's nice
There's him, there's him, there's him, I can't see him.
I knocked his boy.
I'm just shooting with his smoke, I'm kinda, I'm kinda cooking.
I had a hit last time.
Shoot, one, four, one.
Is this ice?
We push that team over this one.
I think that it's getting closer to us.
Wait, what's that noise?
Is that one calling something?
I don't know.
What's the alarm going on?
Oh, it's the boss! It's the boss!
100,000! Oh my god, lock in!
Oh, go, go, go!
Watch out for the boogie bush!
You guys got that, let me know if you need help.
We need help, we need help, we need help.
I need your help.
Okay.
Coming back.
You guys shoot the explosive barrels next to him.
That's your next two exposure barrels.
I'm gonna right up the right.
You move here boys, exposure barrel right here.
Oh my god, I'm going to die.
Oh my god, find it, find it, find it, find it.
Let's leave, let's leave, let's leave.
Grab his gun, grab his gun, it's really good.
Grab his gun.
Yeah, did you got it?
Quick, quick.
I've got the grenades so we can get the, the sneak grenade kills.
We gotta get out of here now.
Yeah, we go right now. We go right now.
Anyway, it's the three eliminations that are supposed to be double, so you don't have to do it in one run.
So we can get three explosive kills throughout the entire thing.
Well, let's just get out now. We get out now with three of us.
On us! Players here!
Wait, wait, wait! Oh, yeah, got him down!
There's the nursing!
There's the nursing! Two nursing! One left! One left!
I'm healing.
There he is! He's on me!
We got him, we got him, we got him, don't play him.
Got the goop, got the goop, let's get out of here.
Yeah, let's get out, let's get out.
I can't see his, oh wait, I gotta finish him.
Die!
Wait, let me see what this guy had on him earlier.
Wait guys, wait, oh my god, wait, I got a question for Paul.
Paul, are you still here?
Okay, you know how if we get three explosive kills,
we get the entire tournament, we get 50,000 points, right?
Okay, so um, but kills only count when you're finishing him. So it's in theory
Can I drop someone down him and then drop a bomb on his body and account?
That's guys if that's true
Oh, don't you dare tell any of the other teams my plan
This is a huge one. This is a huge one. We gotta get out. We gotta get out. We gotta get out.
Remember to leave your screen down.
Do you guys have any crazy loadout? Because I think I only need like 4,000, 3 or 4,000
to get the 10,000.
I don't have anything. I don't have anything.
I have $1,800 gone. I can drop you at the extract.
If you bought it in a discount, remember.
No, no, no, it's the one from the boss.
What? I was at 3900 and I'm at 11.6 right now.
What's your bathroom?
Yeah, what's your bathroom?
Yeah, I'll give you the gun.
I have the gun.
I have your guns.
I have the gun.
I'm calling it.
So yes, that is how you get the kills.
You got them thoroughly exposed.
Oh my god.
We did 100%.
It was 9.
All right, Genji, come here, come to me.
How do I get up there that's not that's not him. He's out here
Give you a real view
Somebody's sitting side of it. We do it. It's ours. Mm-hmm. We'll see it. We'll see it. We'll see it
I'll sit there. I'll sit I'll sit
Gonna drop heels
I picked up virtually nothing. I like nothing I can give you
Okay, you're two thousand three
How's he coming with
Yeah, no, she is 600,000 off or 600 hours off
I'm getting word that it's $20,000 now for some reason is that true poll
I'm getting word that it's $20,000 that you need is that $10,000
I
Trade out
No, I got it ten thousand point
Yeah, wait, I think it's $20 now. I came in with twenty two point nine. Let's go again
I think it's twenty thousand now
You pull a hundred percent twenty thousand
Hundred percent. Oh, yeah, we're fucked. You got four e-labs. Oh, I did you got four
We got 5 in total!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good work, boy!
That was massive!
I think we're good, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alright, alright, alright.
We left out there for like 15 seconds
and we usually leave out there for half a second
so I mean, you know, 30x increase, pretty good.
Alright, okay, lock it in, lock it in.
I'm beating grenades, remember
the next time you down someone
do not finish them, I gotta throw bombs
in their ass.
Yup, got it. Bombs and ass.
I'm bringing four bombs. Four bombs.
Over there's enough.
Alright, I'm good.
All blues, the purples.
Good and good. Alright.
Ready enough?
I'm gonna go.
Okay, I have two problems.
That was a lot of points.
I'm gonna try to get 20.
Okay, lock it in.
What if I drop my gun for other guns to you got this
I
Can pick it up you drop your gun I'll grab it and they'll give it back to you. Okay
How much help we have left on the whole round mr. Poe
33 minutes? Oh my gosh, she's got two maculas!
This is all his eyes!
We're wrong nades, what do you mean?
Okay, so now we already did that. We can't do that again.
We're wrong nades? Oh no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this.
Can we kill the boss again?
He needs to do no damage.
We definitely have two real nades.
We need to find one extra one.
I have EMP grenades.
You can only kill the Toxwood and Buns for the points.
Okay, got it.
Okay, we got it.
I have EMP grenades. Will that kill them or no?
No, I doubt it, but listen up.
The bombs are not in a single run.
It's about the entire tournament.
So we can get two right now and one later on.
Oh, I see heat grenades.
Those are like stamina grenades. They can't run.
Oh yeah I get it I get it.
Locking!
Let me check let me check.
Yeah I've got...
Two Heek Grenades, two Flasheck Grenades.
Wait perfect. Okay.
Yep yep.
Okay.
Locking Locking.
Locking.
Does the boss just randomly spawn in at this time?
I think so.
I'm not in my P rounds only again so I need you guys to kill the robots mostly.
Got it.
And you have a hundred thirty-five no so any shots we hear any shots we hear we push guys straight to complex
There's literally a thousand robots in complex
Okay, okay. Is there any special items that we can pick up for money?
Yeah, purple items and shit
This is what this one. Oh, I had a purple item on me last straight
Well, you just got to take the value you press C in your inventory will tell you what they're all buying at
It has to be above a certain value. No, it's either $20,000. There's no matter what you pick up
I just meant like is there one single item kind of like the cheeseburger. Oh, I don't know
No, I know no other items give you specific points in the tournament, but there are items in the game
They're worth whether not okay, but we just a thousand robots your boys. We can back up a ton of points
Yeah, we should be careful. Don't get rolled up on yeah, yeah, but you're pretty great
Is there one of those things that we can press for
them to there's these things on the ground that you could walk past those
bond like little little pancakes I swear there's one of those things here though
that we can press and it spawns them maybe little pancake I see something here's
like a here's a oh they're white armored white armor okay
You tried run I think yeah, I saw him running on the back
You died you fire on me somewhere
Dude Ed
It will revive it will revive
The robot
What's my dad but place full worker worker wake we will save the last one for the grenade
No, no, they gave up. They gave up. We got you a job. Is there one more guy though?
I don't know
It's gonna show what the hill you could eat you could eat and we'll go back. Let's go back to the middle
There should be a lot more quick. You see how it was going on
He's like to the West that hurts like a little step. Okay
I just go to the next PLI.
Let's do it.
Green house.
Did we check for bus?
Yeah, there's nothing there.
How's that not one-shot bad?
Robots are good, but players are every day.
How can you guys run so fast, but I burn out?
You put your knife out?
Make sure you have your knife out.
Yeah, I have my knife out.
An anomalous rift has been detected in the area.
I'm going up.
You have special items on you so you don't burn out.
No, I just run it to where the red is about to backs out, and then I let it drop again.
Just go hit full red.
Okay, that's what I needed.
It's like the aisle.
You gotta maintain your stamina.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, he was talking to Southwest definitely definitely 100% 100% this way. Yeah. Yeah
We're about to the right, I don't know if we shoot them
I'm what's that? What's that? Oh my god, I decided to look like a
Right, you got a heal drone?
Cracked my ult. Okay.
That's fine.
Chief, you got a heal drone?
Chief, Chief, Chief, you got a heal drone?
Yeah.
You can turn.
To the south, let's go, go, go!
Oh my God.
These guns are not that efficient in killing players.
No, we're good for killing people
You're right here
Hey
As we give the anomalous matter
It's worth a couple that there's an air so there's a very close. It's your job
I see my seam
The hell wait what?
What my head is what my head is what my head is I'm dead on the roof of the roof and to it front to it front
I'm good drop down
I survived
Okay, did you
He's Bob's oh, oh my gosh. I killed that bug. Okay
Let's get ready to get a push to get a push to the west and one of the southeast could be to 17 so
Oh my god, they're here guys are here they're here go down go down go down go down go down
Shit, you're fucked
You're also fine. I'm so fine. You don't remind me. You're not ready. Just hold on the phone
It's all right, I'm right. Oh
The real person yes
I can rest
You right and
Broke him broke him
HEDGET HIM HEDGET HIM
Nice good job
Oh wait I forgot to finish him with a grenade shit
Shit shit shit shit
Okay it's okay not time to
I'll raise you hold
One more coming right here
I am
Okay just chill with me, chill with me don't push
What the hell is that sound?
Yeah, I'm here stuff behind me, I'm on risk.
He's in the water, he's in the water.
I just heard water getting slashed around.
I need to move for years.
Here we go.
Go, go, go.
Here.
You can turn.
Oh my god, I just got the long shot.
Did you finish the other guy we finish us okay we have four kills so far there's
lockboxes down here too you'll find any keys I'm taking a peek on the roof
that's your tip on the roof and the shelf I'm oh below me down here where
Oh
Yeah
Very good out there you're vibing we vibing yep
Yeah, what I mean what I mean
Oh my god, I realized it automatically.
This is nice.
There's a one.
Is that one?
There's one.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
That's a good job, 101.
Let me just go with the grenade.
Where's the other one?
He's right here, he's right here.
Go go go.
I got him.
He didn't do anything.
He didn't die.
I mean, is that the one?
He's just hit it.
He's not killing him!
Oh!
I got him!
That's one I'm supposed to kill.
Mm-hmm
Genji you should Genji should be the ones grabbing all the guns and stuff. There's so many bodies
This is 20,000 for sure trying to do right now. All right. There should be one more. I'm going back on the roof
It's much
Okay
was worth a lot because I suppose to that only be oh my god I'm coming I'm
coming one one shot of dropping back down you guys I'm back down you guys
pretty great it's two more up I just got a name yeah we did they're a straight
behind me straight behind me the less resin he's green
What's on the ladder? What's out? What's on the ladder above you?
No, no, just hold, just hold.
I didn't know I was-
You're doing great, you're doing great, you're doing great. Watch that ladder behind you, P.
That's your jet?
Yeah, right there.
There's not gonna be this me, it's him, it's her.
Oh, shit, fuck!
No!
No! Oh, try to get a long way to the sniper!
Guys, just leave, what are you gonna just get out of there?
We'll go, Genji, run.
Run run run give me a sec
Hold it back. I told him back
Oh my god, it's gonna see big hot cheeky hot cheek to run
Can't run, but I have no shield. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Don't
you
We just have a vibe
I choose a vibrat
I'll have a cell for five
Then, then, then, I need you to talk.
How do I talk? How do I talk?
I don't know. Are you allowed to do that?
Yeah, probably not.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
No way!
Oh my God. Oh my God, dude.
Oh no. Oh my goodness.
That was, that's painful.
That was, that was really, that was really massive points.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I even did a good play with the cypher that they all started looking at me
Shit
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry guys. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
All right, pretty up pretty up. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's good there
I'm just gonna buy a kit
can you buy self-revised I don't know
they'll get some show good stuff where the fuck is all the ammo at there we go
There we go, you got it?
That's supposed to be a guy.
You got it?
I got it, I got it.
We have good to go.
Peter, you got it?
Are you shocked at it or not?
And I'm shocked at it for you?
Yes.
Yes, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.
All right bring me in for me.
I got it, I got it.
Go to it, go to it, ready up.
We got this, we got this.
It's fine. Everybody probably has a couple bad rounds. No big deal. We had a great first round. We had a great first round.
That's right. We had a great first round. We got this. We got this. We got it. I need a backpack. I need a backpack.
There was so many. I cannot believe we just lost it. Oh my god. We killed like three squads.
He just kept coming and coming.
Every single player on the map was there.
And there were some for some fucking reason every single player was holding our building. No one was pushing each other. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Hit the empty empty.
I over peaked bro.
I just, in my mind, there's one more squad there.
Not three.
Well I bet you everybody's getting stream side too.
So hopefully we're getting stream side the least.
No.
Who knows?
Damn, I can't believe that.
I went over to the side with the sniper play if that had worked out even like 10% better
It would have been I had three you had to Genji had one we had six fucking kills
I would have been monster oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Yeah, we'll get points and done of a sex fact at least one of us has to extract boys
Do you have anything we did there was for nothing?
I think when we get knocked, it's like whenever we split up.
I don't think we should split up.
Yeah, well, no.
Well, we were all in that hole and I only had a sniper and a shotgun.
So I went to the left and it worked perfectly.
I actually got a perfect angle on one guy,
but he was like literally a millimeter off of the perfect angle.
And the second guy just missed the shot.
I'm telling you, it was a good play.
I just got stuck.
Oh, no. It gave me a terrible gun.
Oh, you want to freak it?
We got the four thousand dollar kit.
Yeah, that's a sponsor kid, right?
Oh, I got a self revive, though.
It makes you have any purples. Huge.
Give me purples.
It gave you a drop.
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it.
Oh, is that show if we drop it?
Oh my gosh, I didn't it didn't even show on the thing that it gives you purples
Let me get that shotgun pay whenever you can you guys get it
What's it wait?
At least you have to give you have to give you two weapons one core and one plant implant for each slot
That'll give us 50,000 points
Take this take this second
Thank you when I looked at it. It only showed blues. I'm sorry
I'm too good
You're coming into a robot?
You kill the robot I'm just gonna open your mind
Not good
I'm dropping down just healing oh my oh my back up now
Oh
Another way to spawn
Okay, so
We just qualify for this run. Yeah, perfect. All right, let's run to the extract. Yeah. All right, there's no extra. All right, well
I'm tired to just die even though we have tons of good stuff
we just died I I can't I don't I don't have another kid to be able to just die
huh I said we just the ones gonna pop up in the next like three seconds has to
I think it pops it to like 20 it comes in at 20 minutes yet 20 minutes
Yeah, yeah
Do we just go ourselves? I think that's the move. I'm not joking. I had to move. I know it sucks by this move
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it for the tournament for the tournament for the tournament
For the tournament
All right, no more free kids unless it's a standard free free kid
We'll have a new second. I see you can you bring the standard free kid in and we're gonna give you all those items you get 50,000 points
I'm bringing in more for second age as well to do that thing about it
We need two more grenade kills, we got one grenade kill.
I'm running low on funds.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, we gotta turn it up, yep, yep.
We gotta turn it up an notch.
It's a single run, not overruns.
Oh, it's a single run?
Correct.
Oh my god.
I'm bringing in all my grenades.
Don't finish anyone.
Do not finish anyone.
We are done believe only fun. Oh my oh you turn it up. We got it. We got it. We got it
Invite me back. Get him by his back. You guys get your invite everyone back. You go you go
You bring it a free kid. I got a free kid on me. Perfect. Perfect. We could
You two years I got some years
I've been told that other teams are getting wiped including the big dogs
Good boys. That's gonna make no difference. I was what like five minutes. Nothing nothing nothing make it six minutes
Make it six and a half minutes. That's how she's about my game
We're looking where they say
We've long map. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He mentioned he can't imagine I can't say I can't say I can't say
So if we get a perimeter can we find the cheeseburgers again or no?
Yes, that one you can do as many times as possible if you want.
Actually that might be the move.
I think that is the move.
I said to...
I should just do one more dire march.
We really didn't know we'd know what you're right.
Wait can we just look at the hundred thousand from the other one?
From the other boss?
Yeah, because we never did it!
Yes.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, that's fine that next next one. Let's just do a quick one. We do that we don't kill the boss
That's an extra hundred thousand points
Oh shit, can we go perimeter on the third map as well? Yes, okay, that's what we do that's what we do
I don't even say we go to the last map
have burgers in them. You get the burgers we we all kill the bots and then and then we do go to
the last map mr. hutch because we there's there's points for just entering the pinwheel.
Got it.
Oh that none of those hit. Remember not to finish any guys.
Hutch I know how much you'll have to finish guys. It's gonna be hard for me to restrain
I will try good good
If we find heavy realms, I probably need some more of those. It's much much much. I'll keep my people jumping
by the way to do I have no idea what the lockbox is this that's gonna be on you
apparently a landmark brought a purple in that was fine don't worry if that
comes in that if it comes down to it and we lose to them I will make a fuss
about that yeah we will die on that hill don't you worry don't you worry
jingy me not will die on that hill if it comes out to it let's call it in
closing I'm going up in the building yeah
I
Don't those conference points. I don't know I don't even wait for this. It's usually like shit. Can't be come here. Let me do this
Oh, I have my own I wasn't even thinking
Okay, tell me one of yours. Tell me one of yours
of course. Here you go. Thank you.
Remember for the watch out for the thrusters
80 booger bush bombs will the cities called
The red bait package you here take this on the ground behind you Emma
right there
watch out watch out
alright go to the next POI
I agree
oh it's an ammo box
alright we're back in the same spot we fought at last time
Let's go to let's go straight to maintenance
You don't want to do this for bots the complex
We could do we could go complex for boxes a lot there
I should be hit me to see if there anybody there then we go complex. I'm in
You suck behind us is that you
You got your chance I mean it's me. There's me. What's that we were there?
Yeah, he hear shots over there, but I hear something
I don't what I hear
Yeah, those shots
Yeah, you definitely hear shots
They're fighting the same box we fought
Yeah, they're on the opposite side of us
I went down to go there some other some nice great
And there's a lot there's one that's one that's one
No, I almost talked almost talked right here
You got there's you got there's
I'm going to go with the great was he I was yet up on the stairs. It's a job
What do they see?
What the hell?
He's running!
He's going to go to the...
Charge!
Where'd he go?
Are you here to throw these?
All right, get out of here.
I mean, knock them.
That's it.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Where's he at?
Right here.
No!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Where's he?
go go go to complex it oh wait the extracts over here I see we stay on this area let's
go quarantine then we'll hit the extract all right four minutes okay that's fine we'll
get one more grenade kill hit the extract boom around we have the two-minute grace period
as well for increased hostile action which is good for shield you do you
I
Go in
Then I went
Going down nice, I see fuck these guys. It's what we're gonna get a great help. I agree to agree to agree
Yeah. Oh my god. This is the anomaly. You're not gonna get hit by these who's you do
these? I went down the ladder.
I thought we'll have a key in it. Yeah. Did you mind loop that? I'm gonna keep moving
toilet for the grenade kill. Go go go! You're at quarantine. There's someone here. We got
to just go to the extractor. We'll meet someone there. Algae punch, Algae punch! Fuck everything!
Go to Algae punch! Quick quick quick! Go go go! How much time? How much time?
Two minutes. How much? Two minutes. Two minutes. Okay we got to get this. Get
Which will meet you or the next time you die you can kill him.
Where's the expansion timer?
Uh, Genji or without it?
That's two minutes on the timer.
So I guess we still have the two minutes.
I see we send one of us to go extract now just in case.
Agreed.
I'm gonna stay here because I've got the bombs.
Genji, I think you extract.
Yeah, the one that we're at.
Hopefully there's a team here.
I see three more kills real quick.
I'm gonna kill.
I just realized they're not on the same time as us.
They're not gonna be excited right now.
No, they're not.
hack thing yeah going on
for all the people I'm like what the fuck is there a boss there with a cyber
I
Hello, hello, thank you
Well leave with her yeah, yeah, I leave the same day. We'll do the great cause of the time
Holy moly the sad is on a die
Please a purple shit, oh
Yeah
someone hit that fucking extract. Hit it now? Yeah, I hit it. I'm gonna hit this box
This is what we can do to collect a jar.
Oh.
Ah!
of
the
death
of
death
of
Good work out there boys, good work, good work out there, we are cooking, we are cooking!
This is our tournament!
We're getting those cool jackets!
Leave it up, leave it up.
Yeah, not too shabby.
Oh, and Mr. Goons, my boy, and Mrs. Sagi, my one-person, what's good, man?
Good, uh, man, thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
We actually got a good amount of points that run.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That was good, that was good.
That was good, we got...
I don't know, but we got something.
So, now this round, can we use purples?
Yes, yes we can.
We can literally use anything now.
I believe so.
Honestly, I cannot take a pee.
You have me as well. Pee break!
Pee break! Pee break! Pee break!
Pee...
Certified Pee break! Certified Pee break!
I
Have a good
Welcome back peanut
Thank you, did you take it easy? All right. Okay. I'm gonna tell you they're gonna release this leaderboard in
Like a couple minutes and we are gonna be number one
Supreme leader
We're nowhere near by a million points, not even in the same ballgame, not even on the same planet.
Then, here's the plan.
He's back from his PB break?
Uh...
No.
Watch your hands, you watch your hands.
I don't have hands, you jackass!
That's peanut racism! That's peanut racism!
Oh, got a biggie in the cat.
a few minutes wait what's going on I've got to listen to them they're gonna pull
you to interview you in a couple minutes if you asked for me you yep
they're gonna pull you into the check all right want a little interview from
the number one leader thank you sir thank you sir all right at
Cool, boys. Eat gel, eat gel.
Eat gel, eat gel, boys.
Eat gel. Eat gel.
Ooh.
Ah!
You're a third place still behind Shroud then uh, Astrakross and then you guys.
How bad is it very bad?
Oh, it's a shroud.
Yeah, you're about three hundred and sixty thousand behind.
That's okay.
I have a plan for this next and last round that will shoot us into the first position.
I'm not even joking.
I have a plan.
I have a plan P listen, let me let me tell you number one while everyone goes to the pinwheel
We go back to the perimeter map
Kill the boss hundred thousand BAM
boom BAM then we kill three people on the map with grenades boom fifty thousand with whatever we picked up
That's an easily a two hundred thousand
Point ray that puts us in the second place only shortly behind shroud
immediate switch over to the pinwheel map we hit the pinwheel you hit the room
inside BAM 70,000 BAM 70,000 and we have one of you guys coming with a free kit
give you all those items boom another 50,000 that's a hundred and twenty
thousand with 50% increase and the other people up on the side probably
another 200,000 instantly in first place boom BAM instantly in first
place into the first place. Okay, there's just this one small problem. Go ahead, late on me.
The entire time we're doing this, right? They are also getting points. Now they're not.
No, they're not. Okay, please, wait a minute. I have made a call the International Space Station.
They will be lasering each and every one of their houses with anti-internet ray
Everyone's in a job while we get our points
Once we have once we're in first we then release allegedly allegedly allegedly once we get our points we release the internet ray
There'll be even then it's best man wins
After we cheek them out of being able to play then it's best man wins. Yes, then it's best man wins best
Man of peanut mm-hmm. Mm-hmm or peanut or lady
We're lady
That's right. That's right
We well at least we at least honestly, you know what at least we're in third
There's still we could be in fourth answer six. You know, I mean that we could it could be worse
It could be worse could be worse. It could be
I'm selling everything so I have money to buy ammo
If we die one time, and I mean one singular time, it's all over.
It's over.
Yeah, it's over.
Yeah, we might as well just freak it, try and-
But we're not gonna die.
We're not gonna die.
I never die.
I can't tell you the last time I died.
It's been so many moons.
Many moons.
I mean dying?
What's that?
That's what I say.
That's how serious I am about my game.
Who? Who dies? Not us.
Not us. Let me tell you what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna, we are going to smash the competition.
Okay, we're gonna take Team Shroud and Team Aztecross
and send them into the Shadow Realms.
Get first place, acquire our jackets,
then, don't ask three big arches.
Celebrate our win with a little bit of cholesterol
and a little bit of deliciousness.
That's what we're gonna do.
That's what we're gonna do, okay?
That's what we're gonna do.
I couldn't agree more.
And while all the other teams are knocking down our doors,
bagging us, crowds out our door, knocking, knocking, knocking.
How are you so good?
How did you win?
Sorry, buddy.
Fuck you.
I'm eating a big lunch right now.
I'm not taking questions.
Sorry.
We're too busy.
Too busy putting on this jacket you just won.
That's what we're going to do.
Yeah, what?
Were you in the tournament?
In the members.
We were never worried about you.
I thought we were going to play the tournament alone because it doesn't even feel like anyone
else is here because they're so far down on the lead of one by the end of this.
Are you getting the interview?
Up.
Hell yeah.
All right, moving you up.
Bye, Peanut.
I'll be back.
They perform a finishing move.
Ping's the enemy team, but for the culture, especially being in first place, he better
risk the gold.
If he's going in with just some purple eye like Flex on him's shroud, you've
been grinding it.
You deserve it, you know, I mean you deserve to show off the goop. I was saying you deserve to win well
Maybe maybe I'm just saying because I've lost like four of my gold guns
And I want someone else to experience the pain that I've experienced. Um, you know
Well, Isaac, uh, we actually have the master of goop himself in the call right now. Hello, everybody
What is up peanut? So I I'm gonna we're gonna ask you a couple questions. Yeah, I have a really really important one
Okay, late on me. Who who's the leader is it? I am the team leader hutch is the assistant to the team leader
He likes to tell people the team leader. He's not the team leader on the team leader
He's the assistant to the regional manager assistant to the regional team leader. That's correct
But I gotta say we're looking at hutch today. He's been
Yeah, he's not off the silly juice. He's shooting. Yeah, I taught him everything he knows
Everything knows all the weapons housing the skills. I taught him all of it for this tournament
Okay, well, I'm gonna need some lessons too later on because yeah, I mean, so so what are you guys gonna do here?
You're down by a little bit. Okay. I'm not gonna tell you how much this is vision. It's a little yeah, tiny bit
What's your what's your plan? Oh, I've got a plan. Oh, I've got a plan. This is the plan
All right, we're gonna while everyone is going off to pinwheel to the pinwheel map
We're gonna sneak back to perimeter. We're gonna hit the boss for a hundred thousand. Boom. Bam kill three people with grenades for an extra
50,000 with the 15% increase in the loot we pick up away
That's 200,000 points right off the ramp before anyone can play. Then we hit the pinwheel map get the
20,000 for going in there 50,000 for going in the main room inside there
70,000 then we're gonna have Jinji do a free kit give her the items extra 50,000 or 20,000 with the 15% increase
And the audience would pick up along the way another 200,000 shooting us in the first place winning the jackets and winning the tournament
No way. I I'm gonna be honest with you when you said you had a plan. I thought you were lying. I never mind
I'm thoroughly impressed. I'm not gonna lie. I have no words. I can't wait to see this
That's what the glad they put the replay screen up because I'm absolutely floored with
You just went doctor strange like multi-verse. I was yeah, I believe it. I don't doubt it for a second
Are you gonna change up the team comp at all? Are you gonna switch up any of the runner shells?
Oh, I don't think so. I would have we have two heaters. I've got the little grapple hook doozy. It's sweet
I can like use it and fly. It's cool. I think we're keeping it the same solid all through
We made a couple mistakes, but I call them warm-up. It's time to get down to business
All right last question for you. I know you got to get back
Okay, what do you think about this tournament so far? Like are you enjoying yourself? Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, let me tell you. Let me tell you, we're gonna dominate shock and awe
We will take first place you can count on it when I come with I'm coming back after when I get first place
And I'm telling you I said it right here. I
Will see you in the winners interview being a good luck in round three. Thank you, sir. We won't need it. Thank you boys
I'm back I'm back. I
Let him know I let them know I
I've let my dad is what I'm talking about
No one else
We're taking home those fucking jackets is what you call
All right!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You got this.
We got this.
100% in the bag.
I'm not even worried.
Look at me.
Does it look weird to you?
I'm not worried, because I'm not.
Are you worried, Hutch?
Never been worried in my life.
Juju, are you worried?
I'm not worried.
I got you guys.
I've never been worried.
Worry?
Don't even know what that means.
Couldn't even tell you.
looking up in the dictionary, won't even be there because of us.
That's how I'm worried we are.
We removed the word from the English language.
Let's get in there.
Never been worried.
That's actually my, that's actually my real name.
Burnt.
Never worried peanut.
Okay.
But I do have a small question.
At one point in the interview, they, they said at, Oh, what about
Hodge?
Well, and you said that quote, I taught him everything he does.
What?
When the fuck did that happen?
I cannot tell a lie.
I am like Johnny Apple bottom.
I had to give it to the
city of fucking me ball seed.
I had to give them the truth.
Give it to them straight because we're not going to win this tournament on
lies and and deceit and facetiousness.
We're going to win this tournament on brotherhood initiative.
And shock and all okay. Mm-hmm. Okay, man. Okay. Amen. Amen. I'm telling you
I'll be the gates block it up release the gates as soon as as mr. Poe gives us the go-ahead its domination time
Yep
Okay, so I'm using the $4,000 kid this time, right?
Well that would that doesn't count if you can't use it
But if we're doing that 50,000 faction point thing you have to use the actual free one
You're good to go in. Okay. Oh
Free one you use the actual one. Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm glad I asked. We're going back to perimeter
You mean purple is that right?
Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm literally everything. Let's do a thing. Let's do a thing
Lock it in boys. Lock it in lock it in
We got straight to the boss well the boss everything is gonna spawn at the beginning so we gotta go
I think he spawns. Where's he's gonna get it tells us it's um
Hey, I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it. It's overflow he sponsored overflow. So we're gonna go straight to overflow. Oh
My god, wait, I only have grenades that's me have fine grenades fine grenades on any dead click
Oh my god, I didn't have them anyways. I didn't have it even if I wanted to bring them
We were doing all I have three grades. I have three grades
You that might be enough to kill three people we just have to soften them up a little bit
But you hear me complete. Hey, are you what is it? I have three grades
No, only one of them only one of them one shots a down guy the other two you just soften them up a little bit
Okay, I'll shoot him like twice then you hit him with it. I think we let me handle
I think I think I should like five times. It's these are like super weak grenades. You might just have to grab new ones
Well, we'll wait you think that I'll knock them you you fool. Okay, okay?
Let's make our way to overflow so we're there when the boss wants. Mm-hmm. We need to be quick. No wasted time
You should check like this for bombs wall. There is a wall. I'm hacking here
That might have a teaser here in it
But I think I just go with you guys we don't get something. Yeah, you probably do it later
Yeah, the problem is is that I don't think that those more important. Yeah, there's just not we're so far behind
We have to go for the big dogs
The big points
Go and kill the boss get out go and kill the boss get out. You know you watch that's what we'll get back to prevent her
Yeah!
Did we know if it's supposed to spawn in by now?
No, it's supposed to be spawned by now, I don't think.
We killed the other boss in the other map, not this map, Jench.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
Oh, you're good.
My brain's a little foggy right now.
Sorry about that.
It did play video games till 2 AM last night, so understandable.
Yeah, I streamed 17 hours yesterday.
16 and a half, myself.
three hours and then caught on here 18 hours myself
bullshit I was over here over this way
just to do it you're right to here
where's that
I hear stuff to our left looks like someone is using ability to our left
There might be people inside
Do yourself a Bobby just finish him
You're in running on me
Okay, all three broken guys one running
One down one down one dog. I'm dead. You're down. Where's if you can?
Other ones broken
I'm double grins. He would have any grins. I'd be a piece of shit. You up. You up. You up. Yeah, I'm healing
I'm looking!
Is she being to the right?
Oh shit, hold on.
Right here, right here. Left, left, left.
I'm going in, going in.
Oh, I got, oh my God, I missed.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Okay.
I'm looking.
You're right back here.
On me.
I'm going.
No
Wait, he might have died to the grenade. He might have died to mine. Oh, I
Don't know how to tell I don't know. I po po
So look at it in double check for you
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got the MPs. We need it. You bought the ticket in right?
Did you yes, I did wait wait come take both these weapons and one core
And then one implant for each slot. There's there's oh
All three this is the whole shit. This is everything you need right here right here right here
New team
What's lit on here
That one that one I'm just trying to finish it with the base. It didn't work. Oh my work my work
Oh the other means working. It's working
is that working? I can't tell. Is he killing up?
Um, didn't you pick up a maid from that one guy?
It was a wrong-a-naid. Didn't really do anything.
No, I think it was Hush. Didn't you have a maid pack on him?
He didn't. He had EMPs.
No.
I have a clay one. Is that kind of a grenade?
Where's our third?
I don't think so. Um, I'm not a third.
There's three kids.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Just go grab you those items at 50,000 points!
Okay.
Right here, right here!
So I just drop everything on me, and then take that?
We are- Well, I'm just gonna tell you the things to grab,
and then as long as you get them, it's fine.
So we just need this left one?
Because the boss is not here.
You wanna grab two weapons?
Right?
I mean, will you get those?
Oh.
Those the boss? You're a boss.
So now you need one core,
and then all three implants,
and you can see how they're labeled one, two, and three on them.
All three those already have three implants on
But I got well from another okay, okay, that's good. That's fine. It's fine. Okay, okay, right? There's no boss
Poe does a claymore count as the explosive a grenade or whatever come
Yes
Okay
I'm gonna claim what would just sit in front of the guy and explode him. Mm-hmm. Yeah
We can find one more we leave
That's a sudden the EMP counted as the grenade kill I don't know though. I
Yeah, po you listen right now. I'm having someone to check it right now. He's sweet all good
I
Have 51 minutes
Let's do a quick reset we said we lose the grenade kills unless you already got a three
Which we wait for pose thing
Yeah, we should probably we should probably wait. Let's try to kill robots. We're shooting. They're shooting over here
Oh, let's go. I'm beautiful
Or am I wrong maybe the lighting yeah, I didn't hear it, but maybe let's check. I heard shooting and the lightning
Okay, it's probably just lightning. I'm just
Yeah, we've a pussy voice
And I'd be looking for a lockbox in here. Yeah, look for anything
I
Can hack this container right here there might be a
board
Warning
Reenforcers voice come on. Yeah, I pressed the button
My gosh this gun is okay. Okay. Okay. There's too many there's too many. I'm a coming. I'm a coming
I uh dropped down I'm healing up
I thought there was a door right there there is no door right there
I'll be with you
What the hell that guy fast is like that contract completed we did it let's go I too wait wait let's kill you so much
Extract with wait up. Oh
Yes, you know the first map it was it like is it 10,000 loot value on the first map was it still high loot value
It's any little value
Don't need so right now how much you've done extract with the getting a contract done
So it's still a 20,000 total value
Okay, okay
And it was the two guns, the three M-plans, the core.
Can you explain to us what a convoy profit opportunity is on Outpost?
The profit opportunities are like the tractors, Sacagucci, the RACNI, Maida, Nukau, all those down there right below where Outpost is.
It's those right below we're out without understand so so three different faction specific contracts
Which means that the complete one contract is any contract while we're on our post
While you're yes, it's easy
We all three of us one but it has to be on the pinwheel ship. Oh
Wait, what if we don't have a contract is up for the pinwheel ship?
We did get back in there while we're figuring this out.
You can do like kill nine runners.
Oh, I see.
It's just a bonus.
Do I need to run a free kit?
No, you're good.
We're all good.
You can run whatever you want for the rest of the tournament.
Okay.
Alright, now we're going in to kill the boss.
Same map.
If it's not there, we reset.
We're gambling, we're hoping that it spawns.
We pull, you know this game pretty well.
I, how long till the boss spawns?
You know what, I'm a contracted player,
I, or a person I do not work for Bungie.
So.
Oh, my man, my man, my man, my man.
All right, we'll, we'll figure it out
and we'll tell you.
I'm bringing in the the most expensive sponsor kit okay okay
That way if we get a bunch of loot maybe we can get the 20,000 I can drop everything
Yeah, let me take a sip of my burger.
Revitalized.
Revitalized!
Let's get in there and show them who the boss is!
Look at him, look at him.
Wrong map. No, we want to go to the perimeter.
That's where the boss is.
No, we're not going to PPL yet.
In the burgers in the in the in the boss. We want all the burgers
We have 46 minutes technically we couldn't like get fast ones and if we do like we kill the boss we get out
I got a tactical side arm and a V2 to
Wait, the boss wants to overflow, let's go straight to it.
Of course, this kid doesn't have a purple item on it, but when I do the other one, it had a purple item.
Are you kidding me right now?
Lucky dog, lucky dog, lucky dog.
Also, it doesn't even show a purple item can be on that kit.
I didn't even realize you did.
That's why I didn't know.
I'm really sorry about that, guys.
You're fine. Really, you're fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Honestly, we need to find out about that proof of light on the plan.
Well, I'm telling you, if it comes down to that, we will die on that hill.
We will raise hell.
If they win, and it's by that margin, I will not rest.
I might take my shirt off.
Well, I don't think anybody wants that.
Oh, no.
I'll do it!
How about you hit the gym?
Instead.
Here we go.
How about you grow some limbs?
What?
I'm screwed.
I'm your team, team, team, team, team.
Yeah, that's all.
I'm pretty sure Hutch has seen more gym than you have in your lifetime.
Well, no.
A gym day I am.
All right, come on, boys.
A white shield.
We go after that one.
That's a white shield.
Let's do it.
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
Oh wait, I see him. What's up? What's up?
Go, go, go.
He's down. Finish him.
Oh, I died, I died.
I have killed him.
Rest piece.
OOOOOOOH!
Oh my god!
Where can I rescue?
I think sometimes when you're too close to certain objects or too close to a person, you
can't arrest them.
I think I'm so good at this.
I'm gonna lose your gun.
I'm gonna die.
Keep going, keep going.
Watch out, watch out.
Where is that?
For the thing last round?
I don't know.
Last round was I supposed to pick up two cores or just one just one just one
Okay
If we see flares let let me know could you do like the hat the loot hack thing to see if there's a burger in one of those
I got a key
We what color of burgers is like a pink like a blue blue
I said two-slot item that's blue yeah
No help at all wait, what did I just our people saying stuff to me, but did I just say
You right do here, we'll see tons of clinkers in here.
Not good.
I mean people inside, P.
It's much, much, much.
You want people to open?
What's right, dude, it's just like it's okay
That shooting it up
We should like it. We should like it
All right, I don't think it's fun. It might be time for a reset
The shots aren't doing anything
I
Feel your shots over over for those kill those guys that we
Widen it's fine
What's your chance of this bombing I'm not too sure
We are here to do something?
I'm peeking at the beginning.
It's just lightning.
We might have to do a cream set.
Dammit. Oh my goodness, we're getting so unlucky.
Where is the boss at?
We always spawn 5 minutes in.
We've been spawned like 10 minutes in.
Every time we've seen it, it's been one P.O.I. we've searched and then it popped up.
Every single time.
It's random. Did you know how long it takes for them to spot in even when it's random?
He spawned later
There's people in here
It's much it's much
Back to him. I'm gonna chop from closer careful
on me I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm dead I'm alive somehow I'm very
messed up I'm gonna be underneath okay
what's up I killed him wait no I got a job nice take that hooligans please
work robot please i'm begging you
you're right here i'm shooting at
i think he's trying to get out
where'd he go
There's the player now.
Do you see any more players? Do you see them?
No.
There was another player I was shooting at over here. I don't know where they went though.
No idea.
Where they at?
You see the other side? They got a group rush.
I
Shot right here
What you shot me as a player it's a player. Is that player?
Over here from the making
Where are we going?
Where'd he go?
I think he's in the sewers underneath.
We're wasting too much time on this guy.
We might just need to leave him.
Yeah, yeah, we might have to.
He has 38 minutes.
We definitely need to get him.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Fuck him.
Yo, hey, yeah.
Give me a second.
We can get an extract.
Give me the extract.
They're hopping in, hopping in.
Oh my god, there he is you guys you see that that Jack has that he did right he was literally
where I was looting the body. What a piece of shit.
Two, one.
Oops.
The profit opportunities. It's enemy spawn lockbox, master clearance lock-bring, or open
the command wing.
Oh.
Oh, gotcha.
Wait, should we do that one more time? We have to. 100,000 points, you can't just
leave that on the board.
We have to.
Ready up. Let's get right back in there.
Right back in there. Right back in there.
I
Be more than a little bit more ammo. Oh
Yeah, how do you buy the animal? Oh my gosh, I had a key on my person. I almost brought in
Well, we were good. We're choosing
Don't let ride
We got this, we did it, we killed the boss, we leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Darty, if we get unlucky a third time in a row,
I swear to God.
There's some water.
So I just got 180K in one run, hey.
Fuck, that, well fuck.
Yeah, fuck you and him.
Fuck you and him, you jerk!
I'm gonna assume that that guy is lying.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna assume that guy's lying for peace of mind.
Agreed.
Agreed. Guys, I'm telling you, if we can get the bosses around, we can go to Pinwheel.
And we can do...
Um...
Play.
Oh...
It's a profit opportunity and a convoy a profit opportunity can both be completed by opening up the loot room inside pinwheel
It's a two-for-one combo
It's not how it works because it says
Complete a profit opportunity and pinwheel 50,000 points complete a convoy profit opportunity 50,000 points. There's that
If we just open the the flute thing inside that's two for one
So you can only do one of the three profit opportunities, but what does that all you wait what?
So on Alpos complete one of three profit opportunities on clean will ship gives you the 50,000
Okay, oh you guys
We have a flow
You all have to trigger a UESC terminal to see the boss
I
Was that true? I
Don't know
No, it's not true it's not true
You think they did you think they got
Just say because I I wait why is this up?
With the boss the boss boss boss there
I'm looking for players let me know when you need me
Oh
We got him
Me
Second players one on that ping right below me
Another team coming in from outside
Someone come up and rest. I'm coming. No, I fell there. How do I get up there? I fell now. Oh my god. That's gonna be crazy
Not good to teams here
How are you up there? I don't go to the stage. I see what it was. I was up with those tears
Oh my god, oh my god, no, I have to I have to leave I have to leave for the bosses account
Yeah, I'm gonna try to come up to you. Okay, you caught me. I'm crawling. I die if I drop
down. I got 15 seconds of the gravel. I got 15 seconds. I'm in a good spot. Go save yourself.
Go save yourself. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. So boss kills count even if you get
Oh, it's okay
Thank you
Pinging you no it just kids on fire. What was that? What the hell was that?
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, that's okay, we still got the boss, we're
We're fine. We're fine. Load it up. Load it up.
If anything that helps us, we gotta click it. We gotta click it.
Load it up. Load it up.
How much time we got? How much time we got?
30 minutes.
We got this. We got this. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
We still get the boss points. It's fine. It doesn't matter.
We go back in. We get the pinwheel points. We win the tournament.
That was so- I'm- I'm not gonna lie to you.
You did a good job, Peanut.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, man. Thank you.
I cannot believe-
FUCK!
Huntslocking it! Hunts- Huntsweed, Huntsweed!
How can we not get on a roof team they were blocking the stairwell we couldn't get up and then my my grappling just saw what happened
that
I did not know you're on the roof. I thought you're on the second floor
This is my lock it we can still win it. We still get the boss boys doesn't matter doesn't matter
We're okay.
We got everything ready.
Are you guys ready?
Ready to go, team.
Ready to go.
We got this.
100% we're still in this game, boys.
We're still in the game.
We still got the bus points.
It's like, it's whatever.
Yep, we got this.
We got this.
That's what we went there for.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
It's time to go to Outpost.
We go on the pinwheel.
We activate the thing in the middle.
And we're good.
Okay. Okay, look it.
I cannot believe that this happened. I cannot believe that this happened.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Punch, punch.
Punch, punch, punch.
Bro, I just, um...
I was in the zone. I was in the zone.
You had it. And then your snap hook...
I could swipe every rhino pill at your nearest gas station and pop every single one of them
And you would not have the endorphins that were popping through my peanut body right there. I was locked in
laser vision I started turning red blood coming out of it. I was locked in and then I double-click that I
Double-click that chance of my gravel got shot died
Perfect perfect perfect. No, I'm why I fry the first guy
I'm shooting the other guy and he's just jumping back and forth as he's not missing a bullet and kills me fantastic
We have this you got this fucking it was fucking it
We go straight to those um those things that give you the to who's you do these you're not the master key card
Yeah, the ones on the roof. I know and then ones on that corner thing
Yeah
Of all the key cards you can come out of the color
And a rectal implant or something I read it
Fuckin' hell, I can't get out of here.
Get out of here.
Oh, oh, I see one, I see one!
There's one in here, there's two key right here.
Keep on me, keep on me!
Come on, come on, come on!
Turn this hallway!
It's your job, we're coming, coming!
I don't know where they...
I don't see them now.
I see them, am I on me?
One to one, John, one to one, John!
I
Pop dead somehow. I just died behind a wall right here
He walked away from my body to the right
Okay, that's what that's what that's one. Yeah, I'm feeling
I'm looking, dropping down to you.
I see him, he's in front of me, he's in front of me.
He killed me, right in front of me, like on this side, probably resinous boy.
They're gonna see the blood.
Oh
Beautiful
That's again, I watch
Much much much
You cheap nice
I see two dead bodies
Thank you.
Didn't you guys kill one somewhere else though?
Did you kill one upstairs?
Yeah, I killed one upstairs.
I pulled him upstairs.
Yeah.
Are you back?
I got the group that killed the pink wheel.
Oh, the bully.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking on a massive, massive, massive,
we're cooking on a massive, massive,
massive, massive.
New team, new team, new team.
One more shot.
One more shot as well, red side!
How is it gonna die?
Well, I'm dead, one on here, right here, right here, right here.
That guy's lit! He's gonna fool me, fooling me now, full dead.
BUUUUCK!
Well, that's how the cookie crumblers.
Yeah, that's how the cookie crumblers.
Well, let me tell you, feel that wall behind them.
Hey, right now.
I was getting shots on that wall.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
That wall won't be messing with us any time soon.
Walk it in.
On to the next.
I'm broke.
That's okay.
I have nothing.
I can still, this is my last gun.
I'm bringing the 4k free kid
Just using these guys we just gotta get that pain me over good. We're good
The codex gives you items or something yeah, I got facts and rewards. We hope it will be watch as you build the kid
I'm gonna be
It's a bad, it's a bad, you're suckin'.
It's a bad, here we go, here's something.
I got a little something, I got a little something.
Oh
Okay, I'll tell you something
We're not out yet.
We should put water.
All right.
What's the time at, what's the time at?
22 minutes.
We got this, we got this.
We go into Pinwheel, that's 20,000 points.
We then hit the thing in the middle, boom, 50,000 points, that's it.
Then we win.
Team Break!
Team
You need to find some more burgers those are 10 K each right? That's all he had primitive. Oh
I got out with the burger when we killed the boss. I got with the burger. I'm pretty much. Oh wait. We died
We all should have eaten burgers before this. Oh hi tacos
that's the problem let's run how much time do we have left 22 minutes 42 22 22 21
down okay you gotta find those little key cards like the lockbox key cards any
color key cards like green orange yellow everything okay if we see that
thing that flies up in the sky we need to kill it because that's gonna give us
a lock box okay
Shots near us not us
You
He's good at haste.
He's good at haste, crew.
He's not smooth in west.
He's going to investigate immediately.
We can keep guard, got it?
Oh, and I got one of the...
My mama's with the orange key card, the master one.
Nice.
Masked key card, got it?
What, is this move?
I can't follow you should be on the key card thing right next to us you're right
there right there right there we need that there it is okay people on the bottom of
that building yeah Marty getting laser back enough players going yeah they're
They're in the bottom of your building, P.
Watch out, I'm in your building, I'm in your building.
They're the one across, the one you were on the roof of.
Watch out, watch out.
Yeah, see what I'm doing in that roof?
What, I'm broken?
What the, what the heck, there's one behind me, no!
He's no!
I've risen 30.
He's crawling my building.
I'm in the building, I'm in the building.
Did you keep playing for that rest?
I'm a yeah
What oh my goodness, oh my goodness, what right here right here on me I mean you tell me
What's on my body? Oh
What a sweet life one's lit
I
Guys grab the kids on the side we go back in immediately
Are we on a hider screen when we're hearing up? Oh
It's what I'm between them
I'm gonna the for kick it
I'm ready ready. He's got this kind of
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm- Team morale is down!
Alright?
We are not out!
You can't use the 4k kit.
What are you talking about?
You can't use the 4k kit.
Who said we can't use the 4k kit?
We can now.
We couldn't before, I guess, because it apparently has purples.
So you're allowed to hide your screen by the way, don't you?
That'll do it.
All right, what you're gonna say,
that's all you do is get in the pinwheel
and unlock the middle room.
That's it, that's it.
Mm-mm.
Okay.
The screen just got trippy.
What's your birdies?
Team affirmations, peanut?
Okay, good thinking.
Team affirmations, team affirmations.
You are so great.
Okay.
Thank you.
I love when I turn around and run and you die to save me.
Good, good.
All right, let me give you a team affirmation.
I like-
You also have no arms and legs and you can't move around.
You want to give me some affirmations?
Give me some affirmations.
My turn.
My turn for my team affirmation.
the way you go every time you get out of your gaming chair
RGG now you hey what are we doing team affirmations team affirmations team
affirmations you guys are the best we're gonna go in here and crush it and kill
everyone and get out with the top point
OORAH!
Oh I guess I got a shotgun no way!
I got a shotgun from the kid!
SQUAWSE!
Wait, you got a shotgun?
Mm-hmm.
I wish you got to find those keycars.
Oh god, that gun is absolutely stupid.
I see one of the key card things right here.
What are you doing pretty good?
I need to change this gun out immediately.
I'm fed up with this.
I find some keys, find some keys.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I would see you keys in here boys move the next one
Watch out for the fire.
This one we're gonna gather keys and then I'm gonna use my drone to open it up for
free on this side.
Then we can use all our keys on the middle room.
of
the
death of
death
of
I'm the imposter, I'm the imposter.
There won't be people here.
Oh god, where's he gone?
What's that?
Oh, that's only for a quest.
Ignore that.
I don't know why I picked up when it was gold.
Convayants request.
Call the elevator connecting processing and the drone wing.
What is that?
Oh, we can go in now. I got a shortcut key, boys.
I've never seen this before. It's a one-pass shortcut key right to the pinwheel.
Calls the elevator connecting the processing and the drone wing.
Uh, that's the drone wing.
What's the processing wing?
Oh!
Oh, find me one quickly!
Quick, quick, quick, quick!
We...
We need to...
We need to do it!
I don't know what it is!
It's somewhere in this area right here.
Found something.
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
There's a...
...Blight control key? What is it?
There's something, something, but we- we just go to the elevator and it's just over over here.
There's a map right here.
Okay.
The Hoosie-Doosie.
Oh, shot, shot, shot, right for me!
Yep.
Looking.
That's a player to the left.
No, no, that's a- turn to the left.
I'm dead. On me.
On me, literally, in front of-
Yep, right there.
Are we dead?
Oh, on me, on me!
Okay, okay, I'm out of ammo. I'm out of ammo.
I don't have a shotgun.
Yeah!
Oh, back up here, did you back up here?
He's right here, he's right here.
He's coming this way.
You right here behind this car?
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
What?!
He's low, he's low, he's low!
I killed one and then the second one came out of the right out of nowhere yeah
well who was that other guy we already if I killed one then you kill one I
That should be the last guy, was that another team?
That's what I thought, it's gotta be another team.
Oh.
That's OK, one more try, one more try.
We're still in this boys.
I have no money and nothing.
I have nothing.
OK, three kids, three kids, fuck it, load it up.
Load it up boys.
We're getting in that pain, we're getting in those points.
We're getting in that pain, we're getting in these points.
If it kills us, if it kills us.
Yeah, boys, we have.
Yeah.
You just want me to do a free kit?
Yeah, free kits, all free kits.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
How much time do we have?
10 minutes. 10 minutes.
10 minutes?
Make it nine minutes.
We got this easy.
150% ignore the paleo unlock the thing boom bang we're done easy-deasy like
Okay, free kid inventory oh shit. Oh, I've been very helpful information 30 seconds go pal
Very helpful information
I
Pull yes, Jesus good. There's a good good weapons. Let's fly
We live for the keys
The cat in here
I heard that too, what the fuck was that?
Oh, how do you got a creaky gun?
Nice.
How can you save him?
I don't know, I don't know, you got it.
There's something, something blue.
Is that a red?
Is that going to blow up?
Uh, I think so.
Hmm.
$349.
Ah, chicken sabby.
Chicken sabby.
I think we go outside and go to those those master key ones
Is that invisible?
Who wants the green shield what that fuck was I would love to be killed. Oh, yeah, you know
You're welcome.
Gotcha!
Is that?
Don't have ammo for this.
Yeah, we need it.
We got to keep moving.
Repeat it.
Oh.
Keep moving.
Oh boy, keep moving, keep moving, keep pushing, keep pushing, where the hell are we, we need
to get out of here, we gotta go south, oh shot to the south east, go, go, go, go, go,
Yeah!
You're right here on the top of this house thing?
Um, we cannot get up there with your peanut.
I'll just, I'll take a little pee because you're pee.
Time to clink us. Time to clink us.
What is that thing going on?
You're getting shot by the other team? East, east, on me, on me?
Oh my god fire rain. I'm on fire. You gotta be fucking kidding me
Right over here boys the whole of the team hold up here. I can't even run
Well good for me to me
on the cross
that one, that one
he's all searching
there's someone, there's someone, he's just down
he's one side, he's one side
he's on my though
I'm out of here. I'm moving.
You threw someone down below us?
You closed that door.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, I can't get you like that.
I think you matched her.
No, no, no. He has a cooldown on his thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta wait for the cooldown. I forgot.
I popped it too early.
Behind him?
Oh, he's to my right. He's to my right.
Please, upstairs!
I'm down to my down-
I don't want- I don't want to! I don't want to!
Do- Do we win? Do we win?
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him.
We won, we won, we won!
You got, you have a hydro-glue that we got from the heels.
Yeah, yeah, I killed him.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
We're doing it!
You guys got five minutes.
Oh!
I was on a high there for a second.
Heh, we got brought right back down to reality.
Right back, right back down, right back down.
Thank you, pal.
Appreciate ya.
I don't know what this is.
I'm gonna use my drone to pop all four of the squares we get right in the pin here it
won't matter P but I because you can't extract we have to leave right now in order to extract
no we're fine we're fine we're fine I'm gonna I'm gonna do it I'm gonna pop all four for
the squares. Okay. Keep your people up for the
squares. I have never done this.
There's one right here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, the difference which
are different places time. They're on the wall. You
break them with your shots. Oh, yeah.
This is disabled?
This doesn't happen anymore?
This is a thing?
You can't do it.
What?
What the hell?
Let's move, let's move.
Hey, it might be time to go guarantee our points.
So we're getting in that pinwheel
Maybe over here boys. We're going to quick it. I'm having the one on the roof
Maybe over here quickly boys quickly we gotta use them
I
Like come down here with a die. Oh my god, why not? Oh, oh my god, it's a fire rain
No
We're gonna put all he cuts in the hoosie hoosie. I hope we got him
I
Yeah, oh shit. I forgot about this. I don't see anything. Oh, oh, I see I see oh
I'm talking the main theme hacking
We get up there and we check if our key cards we go in the middle one.
Oh how much time you got?
Wait, wait.
This is what we're gonna do.
So we're gonna just suck up ice himself and go into the pink wheel.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give me all your keys, give me all your keys.
Or maybe give me all your keys.
I'm out of ammo.
We have one more thing.
are making me all your keys I'm out of ammo one more thing I should be keys no
keys you guys gonna be expected I'll go I'll go
I'll get it boys!
That's gonna be a check-in-to-go-go-go-go!
Okay.
We got this boys, we got this!
Ambulance, where's ambulance?
I mean we're just...
We're doing ambulance?
We all out. Oh.
Oh see, I see.
We're gonna have to get out.
You go ahead, get out boys, get out!
Yeah, without me. I'm gonna go to the tip of the point.
There's players. I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
That was my fucking mind.
They're pushing, Genji.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm gonna go another way.
Oh my god, he's placing here too.
And I'm done.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yep.
Yeah.
Ah.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What a sweet light!
What a sweet little treat!
How did you die instantly after I got you off?
A grenade blew me up through a wall.
That'll happen.
So you took damage but I didn't.
Oh did we still get the 20,000 for going to the pinwheel?
Yep.
Forgetting inside we still get the...
Let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Okay, well, you may have lost your tournament voice.
But let me tell you something.
We didn't come in last.
Fuck everybody behind us. Am I right, boys?
Hell yeah.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Right there.
Alright, so, Peanut, they might be pulling you for another interview. They will let me know.
I'm gonna look like a bitch, I'll say it.
I told them that it was going to be worth it to all of y'all.
Oh, that's not a thing, Peanut.
Have a good rest of your weekend.
We love you, Po! We love you!
Thank you, Poe. I love you.
Say that again.
Let's go!
Thank you, Poe.
Thank you, everybody. Have a good weekend.
Have a good one. Have a good one.
See that?
You're talking to me, Hutch. Not you, buddy.
Not you. Not you. Just me.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck. Fuck you. Poe doesn't love you.
Love you too, Hutch.
Yes! Fuck you, peanut!
Peter, fuck you!
You said my first one, you said my first one, you said my first one!
Paul loves me more! Paul loves me more!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, good sir.
Fuck you!
Oh, fuck you!
Oh, good sir, fuck you, good sir.
Oh, wait, I just caught something, where is this?
Oh, it's a fuck you!
Oh, I would be beside myself, sir, fuck yourself!
Oh, I have something in my pocket, let me check what it is.
Uh-huh.
What the fuck you?
It's a zippity, fat bitch.
Hopefully it's arms and legs for you,
so you can feel what it's like to walk around and touch things.
Yeah, arms and your legs are basically cheese at this point, bitch
I wouldn't be talking about I'd rather have cheese arms and legs and nothing. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right
I'm going to this interview. Can we do this time for a pee-pee break? You better not blame this on me peanut
That's a great idea
You know
Peanut you better fucking not before I'm time for a pee-pee break. It'll be 60 seconds flat
Yeah, I go for it. Okay
No, hold it!
Y'all almost bitch!
I'm gonna have all, all systems dominant when I blame you for this loss!
Oh, like...
Heh.
Ha.
Oh, if he starts blaming me, can I go in there and yell at him or no?
Uh, unfortunately I don't think so.
DAMMIT!
Eek.
I think you have to be dragged into that, uh, shattered slot that other was.
SHIT!
Shit.
It is nobody's fault but mine.
Hey, your fault, change.
One shield.
I'm going to tell you this.
One purple was not the difference between a winner and a loss.
I can promise you that.
Well, you know, I let chat get in my head.
I had a lot of people coming over here being really rude, so.
Damn it!
I bet it was Bungie Ladders.
And then I just locked in.
I just, I don't know.
I just I don't know these sons of bitches
You motherfuckers
So basically we all try to harness but hutch
I
Obviously Sabotage and the team throughout the entire tournament.
Letting us down over and over.
He's fat.
I'm...
Yeah, go ahead.
Do not want to say that.
Say that.
Oh, maybe I will.
Maybe I will.
I probably won't though because this interview is kind of official.
But I'll be thinking it.
I'll be thinking it.
I'm just going down in the aisle.
That's what we're going to have.
A little aisle ward.
Could you imagine?
Imagine dinosaurs. Hey, who you read was set you read it on the kid on the aisle, huh?
West play I thought this was supposed to go until six out
I'm pretty sure it's like a 30 minute downtime and then something else
Fuck yeah, dude. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness fucking go. Let's fucking go and despite what everybody says
as I actually like playing this game, I do, I do.
And it helps out, cause it's sponsored,
cause I'm like, oh my goodness, you know what I mean?
We gotta play it, but in reality, I enjoy playing it.
And I, there's no excuse.
We enjoy playing it, we just don't enjoy getting thumped.
You don't enjoy getting thumped,
you enjoy getting thumped.
We enjoy thumping each other.
I like getting thumped by your mom.
Okay, all right.
That's something, that's something, that's something.
you. Uh huh. Do I second that? Oh, you may. You may. Go ahead, machine. Uh uh. Uh. You
need to lower the play account. Actually, I presume the play account was lowered in each
match and then we all said we need to raise the play account so they raise the play account.
Exactly what happened. I like how I play a cap. I like action. I like action. That's what I like
Obviously a little different for us because every single team on the map is sprinting at us breathing heavily
Perfect perfect perfect. Yeah, we probably should have hit our screens during the tournament
I'm not gonna. I cannot believe that one raid that we played where we killed nine people
That there was still two teams holding both exits. I think if we hit our screens
We would have maybe done better. Maybe maybe maybe would have probably survived at minimum that one raid
On primitive that rate was I think that was the only like bad one that we had yeah
Yeah, I mean dude every team at the big map every team was there
Yeah, yeah, if we do another one of these I hope they can do like private servers
We're like it's just that would be
Way better. Yeah
I love it, I love it. What game do we play that did have the private servers?
Do we play a tournament that did have private?
I don't think, I don't think I did.
I mean, Tarkov?
Were those private though? I don't know.
Like Arena?
I mean, literally the last one we did, Pina, it was Rivals, right?
Those were private.
I don't know, I remember.
No, it was just, those were private, it was just Dreamers in that one.
Oh, ABI. ABI did the private ones.
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Remember, you're part of each other.
Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, private would be cool. Private would be cool. Private would be cool.
Agreed.
I agreed.
Hmm.
Uh...
Yeah, Tarkov tournaments are normally on private servers now.
I think he was on a few years ago.
By the way, I lost literally everything.
Yeah, I sold all my guns so I could buy meds.
Just lose those meds. I I had I had $30,000. I have 741 now
Money no guns. I sold attachments
I'll just buy a good
to all of our hard work on
Well, hold up when I'm in the interview I'll ask them if there's a way we could buy extra jackets
I
Want I don't know about you guys, but I want that jacket. I want that that jacket
It's cool. Well friend. How about you threaten to rob trial of his jacket and game good thinking good the
Endgame like we want it jackets or we're gonna send hutch out. Yeah to take shrouds jacket
He's gonna do five jumping jacks next to the foundation of your house and that's it's gonna crumble
Have you ever seen happy Gilmore? That's what's gonna happen at the award ceremony. You haven't seen happy Gilmore
No, I never see that. No, I don't see that. How about die both of you die in a game, of course
I was watching the stream now. Oh well
Too late guys. Stop watching right now. So I'm watching right now. Did I?
Don't watch it. Yeah, you bastard. Fuck you. I will give you five
That is for that jacket. I
Actually will buy the jacket. It was out to me. I'm not even so 15 15 hours 15
He's not actually watching.
Also, I'm pretty sure we should pull up the marathon stream.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, good thing you did.
That would be a good idea.
Good thing, good thing.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Yeah, let me go to the, yeah, that's probably a good idea.
We're gonna pull you for an interview,
Peanut in like three, four minutes.
We got you, that's it.
Peanut, you better not sell me out.
No, of course not, of course not, of course.
You were an integral part of the team.
I want to do that.
You better say, Hutch did great.
He was a fundamental factor in our team's success
when we did have success.
Yeah.
He's petite.
He's good looking.
He's skinny.
Yeah.
But you got out.
Yeah.
And he's a great guy.
I know the sound.
I know them.
All right, draw it down.
I'm drawing a great guy.
No, we did a couple hours of practice before him.
Looking real thin.
Like that first round, I was like, OK, what the hell.
OK.
OK, I don't know what I'm running all down.
I'm running all down.
I'm drastically from the game before to as soon as the comp
started, but it's OK.
Our first round, super rough.
Our second and third, though, we had really good RNG.
Steph was going our way.
We really stepped it up.
It takes time to think about it.
If you don't see him drive away,
he's going to be looking at us like this.
You know, we're not playing for money here.
But what did you say?
What did you say?
You guys on the stream?
You're one of the marathon founders.
I did there.
I mean, they want me.
How much has the game changed from then?
You see how they're looking at us?
They're looking at us.
Guys, I can't even begin to express how pleased I am.
What's Ice Man Sack?
It's Ice Man Sack.
It's Ice Man Sack. I know that guy.
Yeah, this guy's really good at video games.
Yeah. The Ice Man Sack.
He whooped our ass in battlefield
No, whooped yours especially no, I think so no, thanks. No, I think so
Very fine of you
Warming up. I do myself up
I started watching some of the early games
players up in Peanut played with Joe Ziegler
and Gigi played with them.
And I started.
Hello.
Hello, good shit.
Peanut, you'll be up next after Bear, he's done.
Sounds good.
Pull me in there so I can defend myself against Peanut.
Don't pull me in there.
Pull me in there.
Don't pull me there.
Pull me in.
Because where's the leaderboard?
I'm doing what place you finish in
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for my interview. You're not ready. You're never ready for anything
I'm ready. I'm ready. You're not
I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Let me go to talking points. Yep. There he is. There he is
I asked you a question before you were here because I thought you were here. Okay, but now you're here
You're here now laid on me
right
How did the plan come to fruition did the plan come to fruition? What happened? Okay, so
We failed but we gave it everything we had and we did kill the boss of primitive
It's just the outpost did not go as we foreseen
So you're telling me this isn't the winners interview
Oh
Only because we let every other team win we felt like they needed it more
Nice guy peanut. Yeah, you've been you've been winning a little bit lately and you and Jin Jin, huh?
She's been you know catching your W's. That's all it's very time to share. Yeah
In honor, I think I maybe should get a jacket too
We're currently watching a replay you might actually need some new ankles if that
That replay was anything to be done.
Yep.
The handle did a little slide tell, you know, just a little quick.
So, see, I was, that floor had been looking at me funny.
Previously.
So, what I did was I pieced up the floor, then I handled the guy later on.
Okay.
The floor has remained priority there.
Or a farming over the floor.
I understand.
Me mugging the floor.
Exactly.
Of course.
favorite moment of the tournament was today. What was the one moment that
shined for you? I liked I was in a 1v3. I was in a 1v3. I boom, bam, boom, got one,
boom, ka-blam, got the second one. Third one comes out. I snap up to the roof, but I
actually double-click F. Get obliterated. We saw that. We saw that. We were wondering what
happened. Yes. So you accidentally hit F is what happened. It wasn't the
game's fault. It was Peanut's fault. Yeah, I was, I'm not gonna lie to you.
the endorphins running through my peanut body during that moment, I could have left the house
and I think that caused me to press F twice.
It's a high pressure situation. I was impressed with the two kills before,
so it is what it is. We learn and we move on, right?
That's right. That's right.
We learn.
Is that your go-to runner right now, or do you have like a, who is your favorite runner?
And on the other end, what is the runner you least respect?
Like is there a runner that you just have a personal grudge with?
Grappleman, all-time favorite.
Invisi-man? Screw that guy.
I- Anybody that uses him, I don't like those guys.
No respect.
No respect. No respect.
We throw assassins around here.
That's right. That's right.
Awesome. Awesome. Peanut, thank you so much again for your time, dude.
You've been entertaining and a pleasure to watch.
I hope you have a great rest of your day.
Thanks for having me, boys. You boys have a good one.
You as well. You as well.
Oh, shit. I forgot to play much. Oh my God.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, watch your time. I know you're scared. Oh, can you tell them after
It was Hudson's fault. No, you don't need to do that
Yeah, I can set it
You're good, man. Paul. You're good, man. Oh
Don't do it. Good man. Paul. You're good, man. Paul. You're good, man
I
Also said that I will be looking into getting one of those jackets as well
Well, they didn't shoot me down, so who knows?
Whoa, whoa, peanut.
What?
All three of us.
You have to get them for all three of us.
Oh, okay, let's do, let's all get me one,
and then we'll get Jinji one,
and then maybe we can get like three more
and sew them all together so Hutch can fit in one?
Ha, ha, ha.
Where'd you get that?
We can just take the bottom
and the top half from yours.
Maybe we'll ask if they have a jacket specifically built for a couch
Maybe we'll figure it out. We'll piece together. We'll piece together. We'll piece together
You have a hit size oh
Yeah, I don't I actually don't know hunch. Can you feel me? I don't want what we're doing next I
I don't know when I this we're just watching and then once this is over. I think it's that we're good down
So you guys can cue games while you're sitting in here
You want to
Don't have to just sit watching this
Fantastic
I'm gonna watch you to watch. I want to watch
You don't play I do kind of want to see
I
Want to see what's right on this side. Yeah, we do we do we do I swear to God shroud flances jacket
I'm gonna be so pissed. Oh my god
If you thought this jacket, I swear I swear
She knows I wanted that jacket
Unfortunately we just had RNG I feel like kind of screws up so other than that though everyone's a great
with the bosses and such yet okay well I'm you know I'm excited to see the scores
and I again it was really the scores yet well how many hours do you have no
destroyer I gotta know that we got second how many hours you can play that
show I probably got maybe 30 hours on destroyers originally on triage the
most but luckily I had some teammates they were willing to play triage
destroyers my favorite though the most fun class might be there very fun
very fun well again it was great talking to you we're gonna get the
results here very shortly I'm excited to see what happens but
Regardless, it was a pleasure watching you sir, and I hope you have a great rest of your day. Jesus guys. Thank you
Jesus, thank you
Awesome. Well, I believe if I'm not mistaken
We have a reveal here comes the final score Isaac
This one is and order of interviews might be a sign of things to come we've interviewed the five teams
Maybe
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 100,000 points. Oh my gosh. We suck. We suck, we suck, we suck, we suck.
I
Was hoping for a minimum
But clearly yeah, especially without post Wow farming rucks farming
farming AI. That's tough to see. That hurts the, that hurts the pride. That's tough to see.
You may have teams maybe had a good raid on a bad raid.
Oh my goodness.
Well, you know what? At least we didn't get last.
Awesome. Well, for this interview,
no, it doesn't make it feel better.
I mean, if you think about it, we had 200,000 points above the list.
What is going on guys? Congratulations. You are the number one team.
Oh, here we go.
Let me talk to you.
There's a lot of points.
Shroud, shroud, shroud, shroud, shroud.
You gave us a little plan.
I'm going to let you know something, guys.
OK, listen to this.
Peanut came in here.
And he gave us his plan.
And his plan was probably like 45 seconds long.
Shroud, your plan was, I think, 10 seconds long.
And one of them worked, and the other one didn't.
So tell me about that plan and how it would work for you.
Oh, Peanut.
Yeah, I said the plan going into perimeter,
Outpost, I'm sorry was to grind outpost and see how many kills we could get and wipe the whole lobby and all the rooks
Yep, and at first I was a little worried because it didn't feel like we had a lot of action
But then by the time the 20 minutes were up we had like 70 bot eliminations plus 10 runner kills
Almost 20k value on each of us. Okay, we're just not we're just not gonna go perimeter then and go for that word
that we missed we're gonna stay here and keep doing this and it worked really really well but
it's still risky if you want to go outpost outposts is the most pvp and we we died on our very last
raid and right yeah i lost my gold i lost my gold i lost my gold bores
yeah i'm sad about that mucka why and what it looks like you're gonna get a sick jacket that's
That is a one-of-a-kind jacket
So we talked
A little bit more I don't want to say like arcadey
I played a lot of games with you, and I will get you one.
Are you kidding me?
That's the traffic we could do in the...
I've seen a lot of experience in FPS as well.
I've saw many clips from all three of you guys.
This is what we're doing. We're going to Stratus Court.
What is your favorite thing about Buridun as a game?
Buy it in front of him.
Justin.
a great absolute my problem of it the way you can mod like guns and create your own little
And stuff it actually
When it releases soon, are we gonna see you guys grinding up that ladder or what?
Yeah, we will be grinding it. I will see you there
I love it. I will be at the bottom of that ladder. So you will not
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I thought we were going to cross this.
Awesome, awesome guys.
Congratulations.
Like this, this is cool.
Like I said, I asked across and Team Shroud were very close neck and neck the entire time
and you guys pulled way ahead and it's actually really impressive.
Isaac, do you have any other questions for the boys before we let them go?
Well, I mean, specifically to Shroud and Justin, you guys are on a bit of a burner
right now.
I think you've won two back-to-back openers for games within the last year.
the big battlefield one win this and you got to stop follow we lost both of those
tournaments together we lost both of those tournaments
I don't know
I remember that
we lost
I remember that
we came in dead last on that other one and now we came in fourth on this one
the struggles and the successes
Oh, give me a second please God.
Please give me a second, please.
Please, please, please.
I'm fine just to try to get a code to play the game with all of me.
Just me, you know?
Paul!
Hey.
Paul, add me. I'm getting you this game.
Yep.
Paul, yeah, I'm adding you.
Paul, I'm getting you this game.
I'm getting you this game.
I'm probably gonna send you the code until after the stream,
which is 2 in the morning.
You accept that from the press right there.
I'm getting you that code.
All right, I appreciate it.
My man.
We love you, Po.
I love you more, Po.
I love you more.
I love you way more than Pino loves you, Po.
That's not true.
Po, don't listen to this heretic.
He is a liar, a heretic, a cheat,
and quite frankly, fat.
Po, I don't know if you know this,
but Pino is a piece of shit, okay?
Don't listen to him.
Bo, Bo, ignore this guy.
I mean, nobody respects what he says.
Nobody respects what he says.
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
He's a liar, and every time he sits down in his chair,
he goes, ah!
His chair speaks more than he does.
And his chair is truthin'.
His chair is truthin' about his lion.
That's not true.
It's true, it's true.
It's not, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Peanut's a piece of shit.
I stand by that.
All right, let's be back in my discord.
What do you guys think?
All right, sounds good.
Poe, we love you.
Godspeed, Poe.
Oh, did you see that?
Neon peanut?
Oh, let me see.
Oh.
Like that's a thing, right?
I don't know.
I mean, I want to keep playing anyway,
so I don't give a shit.
Yeah, listen to me, too.
Yeah, OK.
OK, your discord?
Oh.
Oh shit.
Wait, oh the tournament guys gave me codes.
I'm gonna give the first one to Paul.
We're giving the ninth one to Paul, boys.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, first one goes to Paul.
That's my man right there.
That's my man.
Oh, why do you think we should hear it, Paul?
Oh shit.
I'm still here, but you guys are all good to go.
Have a good weekend.
Bye, Paul.
Oh, you're awesome.
Godspeed, bro.
You should boys back in my discipline.
All right.
All right, boys.
Yeah, W pulled the jack.
W pulled the jack.
I'm telling you, I'm texting my guys.
I'm dead serious about that fucking jacket.
I want it.
I want the jacket.
They have to have more, right?
I'm texting them right now.
There's no way they don't have more.
I need that jacket.
Right now, I'm texting them, boom.
Hey, is there any way I can get-
Well, and Hutch, and you-
Fuck yourself.
All right, I'll ask for all of us,
but I'll let them know it's mostly me.
is anyway I get that jacket that shrouds is one from the tournament it is sweet
No, don't say parenthesis. Don't put parenthesis.
There's only one bad cell.
All right. Okay.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
Here we go. I text it. I text it. I text it.
I want that thing. I need that thing.
Fuck you.
That thing is so cool.
All right.
Gosh.
Okay. All right.
Okay.
All right.
Um, Genji was telling me, Genji was telling me that um, that we're supposed to do, we're
supposed to actually, uh, we're in a, we're in a, we're in a sponsor segment, we're in
a sponsor segment.
We continue playing until the sponsor segment is done, even if the tournament is done.
Okay?
Um, I, I'm just getting that word from Genji.
So mine ends at six, I believe, six p.m. an hour and a half.
Mm-hmm
Wait, let them in double check double check double check double check. How you gonna wear that jacket?
Maybe y'all set it up as decoration you peanut races
Now here's you can sip a silly just had time time by the way that doesn't see how locked in I am I was locked in
I was locked in I I wanted that jacket. I want that jacket
Six million light perfect
Okay, yeah, what was the plan what's the plan for tonight? I actually didn't have one
So I think the plan for tonight is we play an hour and a half
at minimum more marathon
Then then it should be 6 p.m. My usual stream search in seven. I'm thinking about just raw dog
You can go 13 hours straight. I don't fucking care
I know this I'm just why I made this plan a week ago. I'm not kicking just yeah, I just we made the plan
Folks he's supposed to come play with us in seven
That's what's the plan was the plan
plan, and I'm thinking we either do art apex
Isle or
Whatever the shit. I don't care. I
I honestly any game. I don't really care. I don't like I say I'll I say we play the aisle and we send
Cloak see into every
Dangerous part of the game. Okay. All right. Let's go get water. We send cloaks. Ian
Mm-hmm. We want to kill something we said
And Genji can play
Let's do that. So they can play that's true. That's true. That's true
That's true and we haven't been able to make babies yet and we still have those dinosaurs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a raptor family!
Not a family!
All right.
I'm still waiting on our answers.
Give me one second.
It's just one.
If we're still in the sponsor segment.
Well, I'm grabbing some stuff.
I'm grabbing a kit.
Honestly.
Okay, let me open up the game.
I think without the stress of the tournament, I think we can go to Outpost and win.
I think we can.
So brother I am so poor I have nothing like I have no guns
I have no shields. I have no money to buy. I
Was buying meds for each run and every time I bought meds. I had to
reinvest my money
Yeah, I have nothing in that one
Yeah
The Luzus for six point three thousand always got ten thousand dollars
I sold a big gun to big guns
Also in my sponsor segments you peed and I'm jumping off and I'm gonna go play I'll until you guys are ready. Okay. Okay. Oh
We hold up wait
What is that upgrade that you could do the melee damage? I'm trying to get that thing maxed
Is that where is that?
That way I need one more unstable gel
Oh, yeah, oh, dude, I need so much stuff like that team team
What to open other factions do I have to do quest? Yeah, we guys guys guys
Do you help me remember? I need I need I need unstable gel
I need sex and I need unstable lead read all that we hope we can be one quick thing
I just got to take one more thing and then I also need
I also need Biomata Reson and Drone Node.
Oh yeah. Oh my god, if I can get that melee damage maxed out, holy shit. Holy shit.
Or you can track it? Come on.
Oh. Oh, that's quite nice.
Guys, I'm telling you, if you can max out your heat things and your melee stuff,
you won't have to waste ammo on robots anymore. You can just knife them.
What you look look at this please go to go to our chain go to upgrades and then go to the middle the one that looks like a
hand punching melee damage increases the damage of your melee and night attacks you start with 20 that's
a yeah you could get you can get all the way up to like it looks like maybe like 80 or 90 which is one shot to
probably like most robots. Mm hmm. Okay, I think drone
resin. Drone resin. I saw one when we were in the tournament
because I picked it up. I think it's just I think it's he
does. Oh, I think that blue thing, the blue thing that
hovers. The blue circle. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on in Mr. unstable lead is what I need.
Hey, that's what you did to me. How about it? I'll tell
what map to get it on really holy shit this thing is user friendly what do I know you say that again
you can hover over and tell you what to get it because you sources dire mars bio research tool
cart lock rooms deluxe are higher uh for the bio mod of resin and then the drone nodes outpost
orientation pinwheel base processing okay so we can go to 200 spots that I said we go for the
the Biomatter Reson on Dire Mars first. What do you guys think?
I'm down for anything. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. What do you think?
Are we doing free kits or what are we doing? I'm just gonna must figure out
whatever the fuck I got. I'm just gonna do the Enhanced Spomster Kit.
I just did you invite. You see it?
No, see me in another one. Get your mouse.
Ego cheap
Go your codex codex tell them oh, yeah, yeah check your codex you have free stuff in your codex
I forgot you have a dad um
so like if you have a bunch of
Like the
Notifications on that you can actually get free stuff on some of these I just got a ton of shit. Yeah, I'll give you like a whole kit
I
I can actually bring kid now
Nice
Honestly, it was my chatter remind me because I did it earlier and then chat said something about it
Okay, we are good by the way, we're all done
We what I said we are good by the way
We're all done. Can we play at least one more?
Yeah, we play one more. No, no, no, no.
I, well, I think I need to keep playing because that's what my content is.
Oh, sounds good.
That is.
Where's my, oh, were you only buy one when you buy these?
These are expensive.
We have 1.2K for, what?
It's 1.2K per guy?
Oh wait, that's a 3X and that was it.
Never mind. Never mind. Never shit. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. We're good. We're good.
Good to go.
I mean, I think you guys should probably check just to make sure if that's okay.
What?
His mind says five hours.
I got told by our guy, by Sam, so we should...
Who the fuck is Sam?
Is that my guy?
No, it's not.
Who?
Chad?
You know who that is no Brandon Brandon. No. Oh
I know Brandon. Yeah
So that okay that if that guy saying it then it must be to he knows he's the he's the boss man
He's the yeah, he's the he's the big man. He's the big man. Okay. All right, big house the big house big house
Samus is crack dealer good good since get the piercing
Okay, I'm ready up boys. We're up
Trout city might give you the jacket really no way. What?
We got we got to go back
I think my mouse just died oh my god that'd be massive that would be massive that would
be massive that would be massive that would be massive that would be massive someone was
offering him 5k but he said he would rather give it to you let's go fuck you
sometimes friendship is more valuable than money sometimes friendship okay is
Is more viable than simple paper dollars?
What gun do you have me is that the is that the m77 assault rifle does it taste good maybe you should sample it
Would you shut your mouth? Oh that
That bitch, fuck you, in the game of course, in the game of course, in the game.
That sounds like something someone with a cracked shell would say.
My shell is perfect, I lotion it every morning.
Just like I lotion my dad's back after a long night of sweet love-making.
See, I don't lotion nothing about your dad, I just beat that shit viciously.
Let's ride!
Oh, yeah, we're still technically in a sponsored segment, we might stop making those jokes.
In the video game, of course.
In the video game, in the video game.
No, here's his gun.
I just told you, here's his gun.
Wait, oh, do I, oh.
Wait, wait, let me take it out of my title then so we can keep saying those jokes.
Hold on.
Jiji's still at hers.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, we'll just play it safe.
I don't want to cheat my time right now.
Whatever.
Mm-hmm
That is came in tag on it we come on
But you think it's using lock it in I'm trying to get all my money back one run. I've got a quest from sucky Goofy as well
Sucky Gucci
Mm-hmm
I'm choosing a choosing
We're doing it again I've got
Weapons good
Where are we?
Which a little eyeballs on I'm sure it let's me know I can find the stuff I need
That's nice
It's nice
Little bit something something we're southern
Yo, don't I need unstable gun metal? Why does it not tell me I need it?
Do I need unstable gun metal?
Yes?
I mean, gotcha.
You've got to even try that one. I don't know. I don't know.
Did I just see a real guy? Is it a real guy?
Oh, no, man.
Wait, no way there's a city automatic.
Oh, it's not.
We're ramped up!
I
Blow it up by a C4 we work at work good thinking
I wanna buy another C4
As you did click a clue
Yeah, they're up there.
It's much too much.
Yeah, I just saw one behind the car.
I see my jean.
I see it right here on the left.
There's dead.
Don't do so, it is.
Hit!
There's Josh.
I
Went down as we're done. Yeah, I just knifed him twice. He lived he knifed me once
Oh, it's a client. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh
Oh good work
Got his head this is new team or something
Thank you
Who's I think this is a new team I think this is a fourth player is it?
No, it's the third I believe well I killed I'm looking for a my killed
This was a three was a three or four
It's a three or four
The third we're looking at that. What's my guy's name again? Am I am I vandal?
No idea you guys what's my guy's name with them with them with them grab a hug yourself
All right.
Okay, good to go.
What are you looking for right now?
Me?
I'm looking for poop bags, I'm looking for gel, I'm looking for bio, my Mamata.
Looks like a red black sack.
Mhm.
Yeah, bonjour. Bonjour, weewee.
What are we saying?
Bonjour, weewee.
Ha. A weewee, bonjour.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I could have sworn that was for him.
That has gotta be for people. I'm not crazy.
Is he house-crazy once?
37 dollars.
How many did you guys kill?
I killed, I remember.
no idea I could use you know shot one together time counting it's like on that
liar's bar last night the you don't understand the dice in either buddy dude
yes I know you don't know you don't dude what are you talking about you have
Just count certain like you can okay, so like
What
That might be an anomaly. Oh, okay on explosion out there. Don't think it was an anomaly
We're gonna tell them I'm stable good metal
We're pretty good
Is that your shots to the north as we look at those guys, yeah agreed. Let's go
I
See me play dice again, we'll let you give us a quick tutorial
Gotcha
We loot the sacks!
Do you know where the Biomatata is?
Biomatata, Biomatata!
Might be up near me, maybe?
No Biomatata, huh?
Yeah!
On me.
What?
Fires.
Oh!
The invisible person
Coming back let's let it right here
I just got exploded by a rocket
Shit when we see it
Well these fours
I saw the last scene right here. It's a lot farther
Right feet
Is she gonna see what I'm doing a little sticky on him?
Got one got one!
One down
Oh we both knocked one
Gotcha!
Who's doing that?
Below me I think
Yeah there's one below me
Oh yeah there might be a T1 down
Turn go go go
You touch your touch
Poop poop poop I got poop
Score poop poop poop. I'm switching to bully SMG. I think sucks
Vandal
All poop garbage
Alright
Oh
Do we know where any lockboxes are
What is up to the lead?
Score!
I don't know, I haven't seen you long ago, I see.
You see the way you defeat your hostiles with a portion of your shields?
You're the only remaining member alive who provides fees increased.
Oh, those are both nice.
Those are both nice.
Oh!
Those are both pretty nice.
I'm gonna loot up see if I can get my stuff let me know if you see any hooligans on the
horizon
cover that hut!
sounds like a plan
I'm definitely wondering where I'm going to do this I can feel my resources competing
Oh, you cannot...
Oh, I...
Some more poo?
Score!
I just got two more poo hunch.
Nice.
Thank you, sir.
Doesn't like a little bit of poo.
is this thing for a look there's not 47 teams sweating us down breathing heavily
running down the the fucking map what a nice like a gun skin
Oh, wait, is that some of that gel?
It's a blueprint.
Oh.
You got it.
I apparently picked up a blueprint.
Wait, did you blueprint to this game?
I didn't know that.
Not a skin that unlocks the gun.
Oh.
Let's go, let's go to Greenhouse.
Observe.
Let's do it.
Oh, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
We already looted this whole place?
Oh, some more poo!
Score!
I think we've already sucked all this place for all this poo.
Let's get a greenhouse.
What the...
What the hell?
Guys, I just found...
I just found a socket on the ground!
The really good one is on the ground right here!
What?
Nice.
You're cheating who is this guy? Did you take a legendary? Hello fellow?
Well
Oh shit, what's a rock?
I might be dead. Oh, I'm coming up. I'm not guns. They know that other than it's one with poop diary out
Yeah. Yeah.
I somehow lived. A lot of purple guys spawned in over there.
Oh, that's a boss. That's a boss right there.
What was that?
I think so. I don't know.
I think I was just scared to land.
There we go. Alright.
I think that was a full boss. I think that was too weak.
Hey, who picked up keys?
Because we have like a stash location on our screen.
I got nothing.
No.
Except on a bomb.
Sweet.
Ah, poor little one. What did we blind?
There I am.
Oh, isn't that good? Not dandy.
Oh, more poop, score!
I don't got so much poop on me, I've got...
...eight poop!
Come on, come on.
Huge.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Even more poop!
We're cooking!
What are you calling poop?
Unstable Biomads!
Wildin's anyone else here?
Oh, I thought they looked like...
I don't say it's fun.
Are you on the map or are you here?
Anywhere, any more players?
Are you on the whole map?
I don't think so.
Seems dead, we're not hearing anything.
Do we kill like two teams a day?
Like one?
Don't you sure?
Two condoms.
Okay, well I haven't got to say that since I'm still technically in a sponsor.
Let's go! Wait!
We got to the south shots to the south. Yeah, I'm hearing that
And you get a blue shield hutch I brought it in I thought you were poor and ugly and fat last one oh
I
I bet you they're coming for the sex act here. Yeah, he's gonna hold the line
Where oh good work
That's a side show another one tear
One more oh
Nice job team
I'm gonna come steal some of this loot.
What the heck?
Here we go.
What the heck?
Like you do.
Oh, and there's one of those rumble-tototots!
What the heck?
I'm getting a feeling on my goop!
Oh, there's something, something.
Oh, oh my God, oh my God, this is the perfect thing to steal.
I just got a ton of shit for my upgrades.
Let's go!
Thanks, E.D.
What the heck?
Yeah!
This is going pretty well.
Oh, we had a dog worth $4,000.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
You have touched the stuff we need.
They've been calling me extracts.
Oh, shit.
Whip!
My bad!
Nope, you can't get up here, cool people only.
Hold on now, hold on now!
Yeah!
Hold on now, hold on now, they said!
Am I going dumb?
Yes.
There we are.
Yeah!
Alright, move your back body!
Alright, I'll give you a little bit of room.
Yeah!
hey you just suck one more time on the side of the side yeah okay all right I
saw that oh oh shit oh cool be lonely cool be lonely yeah oh oh did you believe
it did you believe it yeah okay it has no one's below excellent rain
Hey, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Alright, not too shabby, I gotta turn this up for the upgrades!
Not too bad, not too bad!
You're a little bit of an upgrade, one moment boys!
Oh
You're being paid to play they wouldn't play I see I don't think he must be played a pay-per-pay right now
Super did you?
Not this very moment. I'm going to follow it. I just left to add my title because I'm a little lazy
I only see here
I got a shotgun from completing a quest
Okay, all right, that's great to hear
I
Do this upgrade
Yeah, I got enough of the the quick underscore bit not exe heat recovery speed. Oh, never mind. I'd be sciac rank 19
I don't know what that means. All right, you guys are gonna keep playing marathon. Yeah. Oh, I you have enough
I'm hopping off. I imagine to play the aisle. Oh
Well, hold on hold on now. I want to come play the aisle, too
Well, then let's go play the aisle. Oh
What about one more? No
Nah, are you sure? Yes
What about
Rogers one more you guys play one more. Oh
I'm gonna go start growing my T-Rex. I'm not here tomorrow. I leave tomorrow
Oh
Wait, what's you know, that's one more game what I've already closed it
One more game come on literally run a duo fuck you chef
I'm going to mute but the bungalow enters. Tell me when you guys are ready. We have all night to play the aisle
Exactly and I will start right now
Oh
Let me put my stuff like we'll run what we'll run a quick one. Mr. City. I miss you D
All right, let me know when you guys are ready
Well, let's go. Let's go. We get some medium ammo. Here we go. Oh
I was all right. I need we can repeat I need
Yeah, I need more poo. I need two more poo two more poo
and
I need six more bio matata resin and 17 more draw nodes off that look for those
said I guess are those only in the blue circles
you see what the what was the other thing the last thing you said you
The biomemata
Huh biomemata
It's okay, we both can't read and the drone downs
I'll see you people those let's go. Yeah, I'm gonna choose a different map. We're gonna go
Do the machine the hums game
Here we go. Are we go right?
Let me show the secondary guys how to poop so bad here we go
Are we gonna go right now?
Yeah
Mm-hmm. Oh
I
Need unstable lead. Oh
I saw a ton of that from you last rain. Yeah
Don't you worry, baby, we'll find you a ton this rain I
I swear it.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Also need one more unstable deoid?
Is that how I say it?
That'd be poop bags.
No, no, no.
That's not a poop bag.
It's the purple thing that looks like...
Oh, yeah, the little Fortnite iPad.
I don't...
Was that what it...
That almost looks like a vertex.
No, it's a Fortnite iPad.
Oh, that's one.
I'm turning off crew fill.
I want some random races in here.
Oh, here we go, I gotta go.
Wait, did I empty my bag?
No, I did not.
Do you want me to bring it?
I got a lot of lockbox keys, we could go open.
Okay, sounds good.
We can do that.
Absolutely.
Like, do they spawn every raid?
I don't know.
I don't know the houses with the red flares.
We're going, I don't want to say what map we're going to,
because it's scream snipers.
But I don't know if they spawn on this map.
I don't think I've ever seen one.
Guys, do those lockboxes spawn on every map?
I feel like they spawn on every map.
Yeah, we will be good.
Bring them in, bring them in.
We'll be good.
How many should I bring in?
Like three?
Three sounds good.
Okay.
You gotta go get stream sniped in Brazil right now.
Hey peanut, what's that smell? I think that's far away left.
I was way out.
I wish you'd play this more. I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
I would. I actually very much enjoy this game.
For some reason, everyone's got like a super big heart on for hating on it.
Super weird, super weird, super weird.
Um...
Hmm...
Has the officer tried this game?
Don't wait options that like our greatest or marathon is doing he's just like yeah, he says he likes realistic games
Like talk about it's like simulator
Actually have fun playing marathon
And and sponsored and sponsored and
And sponsored and sponsored and sponsored sponsored and
Is you ready? Oh, I know you're ready to up! I've been ready to...
Let's get in there!
Let's RIDE!
I-I still haven't got- I'm timing out these intros on Meridun down.
Leave over now we'll be in the rain
Nothing the greatest warriors have imposed
I don't know what that is
Look that up. I'm talking. I'm looking into a bunch of games on steam recently
Going through the whole that's fine and good party game for us
If you have any suggestions, boys, there's a stream ideas chat in the discord.
I would love you to post every part of game you know.
That's fine
We're going to the pinwheel anyways
Well, I'm oh, I found the poo bags
No, no, no, I see a
We're gonna have to
Wow a lot here. Oh my god
This guy just hit me the left hook
Give me the haymaker
Gotcha!
I should be cleaning up this, and then we got some keys for the pinwheel.
Oh, we have it.
Oh, here's a secret room.
Unlock...
...armory room.
Isn't good, isn't it?
Oh.
Mmmmmm...
This looks like much is in there.
Poo-loo, poo-loo. I'm not wasting any of that.
Oh. Here's a little something, something.
Ah, complete diary of garbage.
Oh!
You okay?
Just click it.
Oh, okay.
Where did you break?
What, EVT card score?
Nice.
What is that noise?
I have no idea how...
Oh
Standing for goop
Was a ton in there, oh, that's a lot to get it
How do we get all the keys for these locked rooms
mainly from bosses and
From
Like lower tier of keys that you can find other key specific like it's one key go to one room
Who is it like one key for the whole map you choose one row?
No, no, no, no, they're certain keys.
Go see that stuff.
$39?
It's a little something, something.
It purple under you.
We demand.
Who under me?
Where?
I wish I remembered more of the same...
Like from the last time that I played this.
Who got some unseemble gun metal?
There we go.
There's a lot to learn in this game.
I don't know what I'm doing at times at the time.
The cores I don't think I've ever put on a core that's specific to my character.
But there will come a day.
There will come a day.
Like, I forget which guns are the good ones and
I forget my way around the map now.
I've been looking for that copperhead for like two weeks.
What's on the purple item? Where's the thousand?
Who? Nice!
I'm gonna start sneaking over to the north side.
She might get more back some quick.
Come on, Miley.
Put them through.
I would really like for them to put...
Like our names actually above our heads instead of numbers
You bet what I'm saying, who the hell is fucking B2?
I don't know but it confuses me so much
Nothing in here
And then sometimes like when you're getting shot at and you have like the
That exclamation point above your head.
It makes me think you're an enemy sometimes.
Mm-mm.
Like some enemies have that, you know?
I think I shot you three times during the tournament.
Separate maps.
I think I shot you once.
Perfect, perfect.
Like you do, like you do.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There's another sub-sub.
What?
Shoot at him.
Take him, shoot at him.
Hold on to him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there he is.
Come.
You're the two right here for me.
Who the hell was that?
I think there's two teams.
Oh my gosh.
There's three.
Where are you?
Do you have any green cards?
We're gonna
Do it if I can do it if I can
We're down eventually
Great peanut. How are you all the way over there?
Spider-Man.
There's a guy on me.
I got the thingy in my bottle.
Oh no.
I got you.
He's right here.
I'm coming.
He's coming.
I know stuff.
I thought there's a wall there.
We should.
Perfect.
Yeah.
We got some really good enemies can revive you or no.
The bad guys give me up or no.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Oh, they can?
Maybe they can drop your self-rise.
Good sir.
Oh, they're yelling for you, Peanut. They're yelling.
Really? Oh, good sir, good sir.
You wouldn't happen to have a nifty self-provide, would ya?
I could use one of those.
People like me could really use one of those bad boys.
Hold up, I can't hear you. Let me check my settings.
I can't hear anything to say.
He says, I wish I could.
That's not a good sign.
We're gonna go down to here.
What were you saying?
I love you, peanut.
I love you too, sir.
What do they need to revive you?
You're so revived.
You're being so...
I love you, peanut.
Please go help me, help me.
I love you, peanut.
I'll be pleased God
All right, all right not very helpful, but but he did what he could our
Where's the egg killed, peanut?
I killed Lily no one and did nothing.
I did my job, I got one.
Detergulations.
But I think my bugger is to tell me that you have to have a self-revive and then drop it to you and then I think you can pick it up on the ground.
Is that right? Is that how you do it?
Really? I thought that they could revive you.
Well that's how you do it, they gotta have a self-revive.
Okay.
We're okay. Okay. Okay. No, you're one more. Are we going with this a hot dial?
Down to do one more. Oh
Now, okay. Okay. Also. Don't we forget I need to order a Big Mac and a big odds. I'm starving
That's a both worlds, okay double wabble combo
The heart disease special oh god peanut
Here we go. If it's good enough for the CEO, it's good enough for me. That's what I say.
What do you mean? He didn't even eat it, Peanut. He spit it out.
No, no, he didn't. No, he did not. He did not spit it out. He might have taken an
an unabnormal small bite but he he chewed it he swallowed it I think maybe if it's
good enough to be in the CEO's mouth it's good enough for me that's what I say
that's what I say you lose something something
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You lose something, something.
Here we go.
Wait, I only need three of those.
Oh, there we go.
We'll get some MIP rounds.
Couple nipple rounds.
I'm once again homeless.
perfect perfect all right all right okay I'm I'm homeless again
what what these days that it's okay Mr. D because once you lose everything then
you have nothing to lose these men may be willing to shoot us but I'm willing
I need money space money
You try well, I'm gonna just join for one game. We're about to go hop on with mr. Hunter. I
Need my way we go. Okay. All right, let's ride
So right here, here we go, is there a duo's, is there a solo's in this game or no?
Do your tasks, no you can't make me out here to murder people and collect the goop.
Master plan that is the master plan
They show us only got you at job, but I don't know why there's not doers and doesn't make a lot of sense
He looking good tonight
Did you finish sir thank you good man that was a good first-time chat all
first-time chat should look like that I'm coming back
We're sure they're sucking who she likes.
But let's ride!
Let's ride!
We're gonna throw down a couple ammo boxes. There we go
In my ammo box family
We go all right, wait now we ride
the south east.
Do that.
Hey, go to the south east city quickly.
Make a haste.
He can great haste.
He charged.
That's like your guy runs faster than mine.
Maybe you should do some weight.
Who that's I mean?
You do realize?
And you're the one that's talking?
Hi, buddy. Hi, pal.
I will have you know I am Slim Thicke.
Kim Kardashian modeled her body after mine.
Yeah!
Oh, I see, I see. Right under, right under.
Over here.
I can't get up there.
There's a okay. There's a ladder
Okay, I have decided to die now
Hey, you do a Jeep
Hey, you good sir. Hey you good sir
I think Johnny they have that crazy cypher that I was using
Which over the bombs watch it
Wait, I think there's people
oh my god if I step on you know what a sweet fucking delight what are we what
Sweet treat, sweet treat, we'll put 50 bombs in this hallway!
Thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair.
Uh-huh.
Alright.
Back to the grind.
Back in action.
Oh, here's one of those key things.
Look at the key, we got a bastard key.
Hello?
The supply clearance key!
Hey, does SEAL security clearance?
There's supply and security something!
So, supply security code, I got one.
Oh good! I got one too!
No...
Oh my god!
What?
There's a bomb right there, almost set on it.
I'm gonna get me this time pal.
I'm gonna get me this time buddy!
They should be somewhere over yonder.
Interesting.
Okay.
Wait, something's below us.
What?
I just heard something moving.
Is it an AI?
Check it out. I'm below us.
I'm not seeing anything.
Mm-hmm.
There's a bit down there.
Oh, I got the tears.
Oh, I see.
I'm just gonna go for it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah!
That was a nice one.
Oh, I need to, oh, right here, right here, on me, on me, on me.
That one, that one.
Uh, do you know it?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
God, I'm near you.
There's it, there's it.
I
You killed both I could do I could do you should be one more
I don't know where the second guy went.
Where'd he go?
Oh! Oh, we got him all!
Okay, so I did?
We're the winners!
But he killed the one that he was trying to get back up.
Good job, good job.
I got all the goop, got all the goop, got all the goop, here we go.
Who's that?
I shot this, too.
But that...
Okay.
Got a little backpack?
Get your Fortnite iPads?
Wanna loot the first guy?
Wait, there's two more dead people in here!
We ain't, this is two teams!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh, May!
Ooh!
Ooh, May!
This is good goob!
This is nice!
Alright, let's proceed.
You were happy about this.
Yeah, we said it was a lot of boxes.
Yeah, you had time.
Wait, where did I just...
Right here, right here.
I think I dropped those on the ground.
Where
There's a memo it's right here
Yeah
Oh, thank you
Well, I'm good to go. I think there really is a fee for somewhere
Oh what backpacks can really fool you split feet inside distances increase
oh thank you boss thank you boys now we're cooking let's proceed let us
proceed time to go for bigger and better things got bigger fish fry let's
ride
that's not the new weapon cooking nominal
who sucks the Northeast?
Jesus Christ.
Where did you go?
Take us over here.
Sir.
Take us in here.
Wait, there's a boss over here we could kill.
Really? Where?
Where we just were, there's a boss inside.
Let's kill these guys first.
We'll kill the boss.
Hey, do you want to run over here?
Oh, they died! They died in Robots.
Yeah, they're dead. We're dead. They are terrible! We are good to go!
Wee!
Little brown gal. Some Fortnite iPads.
You think I'm gonna go kill this boss?
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
We got time to have ammo now.
I'm good, I tried.
Okay.
I'm good.
Yeah!
What's that?
Now the boss, wait where'd he go?
He was sitting literally right there.
He's up yonder!
Is that him?
Is he right there?
Okay, okay.
Oh, he has gold shield on!
Oh my gosh!
These guys are cool, I mean.
Hey, god! Who'd love m-
Oh, I'm not feeling my bad.
He just busted on me.
Where'd he go?
There he is!
I'm giving it to him! I'm giving it to him!
I'm not shooting.
Got him.
Nice.
There's people here.
Where?
They're above me.
It's watching.
You not be careful.
They're literally on your level.
They're just above me.
I don't hear them now, maybe they were walking away.
I hear people shooting outside it's much it's much I I'm the roof of this guide
Oh my god!
I got a code and a gun!
This is going pretty good!
The only other way, I'm just going to take this purple thing off of it.
I'm just going to take the purple thing off of it.
if you one quick second if you do one quick moment there oh yeah there we go
oh yeah yep yep yep here we go boys this move it's the move right here this
is the move right here this is the move right here boys I don't think they're
here anymore I do have a security clearance coding film
I don't know what that does. Wait what color is it?
It's like an orange color I guess.
I could do what he does when we're in the P.W.E.O.
I'm gonna cook it over here.
Yeah, purple gun.
Oh nice.
Hacking the mainframe.
You got the master code from the who's he do you next to the thing of a bomb?
You're gonna find those little who's he do you with it with the keys in them those boxes
He just has the bio matata
I got the good metal.
No, uh, that one.
Oh, yeah, but back inside, back inside.
Oh, that hurts.
Yeah.
Oh, what's he saying about here for a second?
He can reach it, he can reach it.
I'm gonna pop it first, Billy.
We'll see.
You're causing a lot of trouble, sir.
Mr. G, we're gonna go above us.
There should be a door with a bunch of the colored key-cons.
We're gonna check it.
And then if we have it, we'll just go into the pain wheel and not we'll search the building for the rest of the cars, yeah?
I guarantee you, I-
I got some voodoo ranger IPA ready to roast your ass for drinking beer that usually tastes like dingleberries and piss
But I admit it's really good
I know what I'm talking about buddy
Two of those and you'll be running down your block in your underwear big man
It is
He's in the ad silly goose Saturday, not the other type of Saturday just yet almost that type of Saturday
Follow me crew we're gonna figure out a way up
I'll be sure to book a bus
Here we go
We go beyond there. Oh, here's another one of those boxes
And the doors should be somewhere around here. It was the door ad.
It's got like an upgraded shield.
Oh, somebody used the door, they're already in the pinwheel.
Wait, what?
It's open, it's open.
Coming, I'm coming.
Oh.
Oh, god, the freaking fox is on me.
These guys are gonna be good. These guys are gonna be packing, Genji! Be careful!
Lock him.
Wait, you went upstairs?
Yeah, you gotta crawl up there. Who's gonna see right here?
Don't get that.
Let's do this.
I think I've only done this one time with you.
Oh, I saw it. He was just in front of me.
Got the big clicker.
Got him.
You got him?
I think he's coming. Watch out.
Oh, I got a CC security key.
Oh?
I don't know what that means.
It's worth $600.
Oh the devil in here wish they've already used one of the keys
Yeah, I've got one duty master clears keys of the old ones
That's all right
Wait, I think you have the orange. What is this one then?
Yeah, here's your orange one. I'm gonna put my orange one in there.
Okay, it's orange one. 100%. It's orange one. It's orange one. Okay.
We're gonna find one more orange one, and then we get in there.
Your feet is open.
Press it again.
Your feet was open.
Feel it?
They've been here.
They probably still here.
Looking.
We shall lose.
And when you do your little scan, you can't see key cards, can you?
It just shows me the color of boxes.
Oh, okay.
There's a blue one.
Oh yeah, they were here.
They were here.
Oh.
Maybe they left because they couldn't find the key.
Ooh.
It'll something something.
Oh.
I
Drop this and that here we go. Perfect
Yeah, either team who's it is over here
What am I not on what that was what are these so yeah, I don't know if there's a he yet or so he anymore
You just a baited me. I
I
Don't know. I think they're gone
That's what I'm saying. I don't think that they had the key so they just left
Yeah, I would really find keys in here guys, can you find keys in the payroll or you just
Is it just is just an outside open the last area
That's area
Come on
You can infrequently on the commander we held
His commander he is oh no, I already packed it. Oh
Not well, we're fine
Even opened up the wing thing we can do that
This is how you do it
Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna hit the bunch that I'll be back
I think I remember it was somewhere on a pole
Somewhere on a
My right bud
The very end of the left
Extract literally on us
Yes, right here. Oh, very nice. I will open up the who's do you use that at the last moment?
I found one of the two Hoosie Doosies, they'll need to hit the other one, they'll open the
third wing.
we gotta go to the we got to go to the
destroyed way now and there'll be a
thingy on a thing next to it on the
thing. Fuck yeah. How we're cooking. How we're cooking.
Okay, alright
I thought it was supposed to be right here. It's in the bright blue room first floor
This looks pretty bright and blue. Yeah, it's me. Oh god, I got it. It was just one
Oh, that's cool. I can't think so. We got three happiness. Yeah
Oh, there's a pretty blue.
Oh, holy god, do I keep finding these blue bullies as a G's?
Oh, god.
Oh.
Where'd I put the other phone?
Where'd you get a command wing?
I don't know.
I actually don't know what we're looting.
We're looting the command wing.
This one over here.
Right here.
Here.
Yeah
Wait, who what shell are you using right now? I'm the thief. Yeah
These feet yeah
You want this one? It's a it's a deluxe for real. I'll come back for a good
Oh
We have to have a 2 down there, 2 down there.
We have to clear this entire wing.
Oh, okay.
Now get in boys!
This is a boss at the end that gives you time to go loot up in here.
Also, I'm also 90% certain that that extract in the middle right there,
you have to have a master key which we use on that door.
I think we're dead.
Oh.
Just kill this boss and then try to get out.
Here's the boss right here.
He didn't get the plan.
You kill him?
No
It's here for magic you couldn't have been at 30 tracking he does that's not a boss, but
He doesn't have anything on him. Oh, oh
It's a long time I need that. Oh
My god, I don't have room. I don't have time to sort that out. You keep me. He ASAP. We ASAP
You're so key we gotta get out of here! Run!
Did you fall me? Fall me? Quick, quick, quick, quick!
Key!
What? You got a key? What color is it? Orange?
It's a master clearance key. It's orange.
That's a one! That's a one!
Dude, did you drop it on the ground? It was just slaying on the ground right there.
I don't know, but you gotta put it in the Hootie Dootie!
I'm trying to get over there. I don't know.
Dina, help me! I don't know where I'm going.
It's one dog hallway!
There's only one way to go
Come on
If I say I can't do it I can't do it what we need doesn't let me do it
it. Oh, what? Oh, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, fuck me, fuck me. Okay, okay, okay.
He's just the way we are. I don't remember. I don't remember. Wait,
at least it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, wait, it's just, wait,
wait, wait.
Why doesn't it let me do it?
The blue go go go go.
The terminal.
You got it?
Yes, yes, yes, I got it. I got it. I got it.
Oh my God, thank God.
God
I was certain we were dead as it right there. Oh, yes
Very nice you done very nicely done
Wait why is not going up?
Hey chief we need you to hurry up their pal
Wait
If you're gonna need you to step on the gas
Chief we're gonna need you to go ahead and turn up the speed
Go ahead and rev up those fires. Whenever you're ready
Sir, we're gonna go ahead and meet you and turn it up turn it up a notch a big man. Oh
My
Where did we get out?
I don't know.
Did we win?
Wait, did we get out?
Did we win?
We got out.
I think we got out.
Hey, oh yeah!
Good work.
Dummy!
That was good.
Dummy!
I'm so sorry.
Dummy!
I'm pretty sure we got out the second after the round ended I'm I was watching that timer
I don't think we hit it before the one at the top left
That was pretty good and I got out with 17 point or 7.7 thousand not too 70 couple
What's up, buddy?
Have some cheese?
Excellent range, boys!
Excellent range!
The key was literally under the boss's body, basically.
Ah, perfect.
Also, they told me that apparently there's a huge box at the end that gives you a ton
of loot and we completely skipped Elred.
No!
Okay, but like what about one more and just try that again?
Like...
What if we go and get the loot?
Who about Mr. Hutch would be for the hanging on the aisle?
I think he's funny with Chad, isn't he?
Like just one more to get like a big goop box, you know?
Alright, one more then we go play the aisle. One more then we go play the aisle.
Okay, alright, okay.
Let me put my goop away. One moment boys. One moment boys.
You lose something, something. You lose something, something.
A couple of heels like you do.
Here we go. Perfect.
Then, a couple of these bad boys, a couple of these bad boys, a little bit more, okay,
let's ride.
I have to be, okay, I'm going to do a low load in, I'm going to do a low load in, all right
Go to it.
Ready?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna try it.
Let's ride!
I'm back GG.
You ready for a great raid?
I'm sorry, I'm backing back.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom, too.
I'm ready for a great raid.
Do you guys see my gamer chair?
We've got 24 minutes to do this.
Let's just go straight to where we need to find all the keys.
You gotta hit all those little boxes and stuff outside.
Okay.
Oh, the fire rain's already coming down.
more Gabriel chair adjustment.
There we go.
That's like a stupid robot bitch.
There's a box right there.
We're not that bad boy.
I just want my way.
Oh, so those.
Okay.
I know now I know what you're doing.
Okay.
I'm really here.
Oh my God.
Wait, you see that?
No, I didn't do the boys yet to the water little posting thing. Yeah, dude. That's the player
I'm going in oh you're going in. Oh my god, they're right here one down one down
Yeah
Oh
Do what do what?
Another team
It would there's no do looks in this game talk to us
What when I was doing do is a stinker out we got
We do we do we do that
That doesn't count that doesn't count all right one more then we go play the aisle. Yes. Yes. Yes
Thank God I got that other SMG out of shotguns though. No matter, no matter.
About this bad boy, this bad boy, and this, and that's it. I have nothing else.
With some of these, I'm imaging money. I have no money. In terms of money we
I have money, so I can bring you something.
What I don't need is you flexing your space dollars on me, buddy.
I'm not your charity.
I'll sell my stuff.
Don't you worry.
The only reason why I have money is because you and Hutch was dropping me stuff during
the tournament.
remember doing that but you are welcome that's why I said I will bring you
something if you need it
they put it on duo's yeah I'm out there is a duo's game mode he's not really
lucky or something I don't know when I when me and stank played we only queued
up in duos duos are coming there is no duo's no those in trios only
I don't know there was we only ran into do is that whole entire night he's got
lucky he's got lucky maybe
thousand one hundred thirty two space dollars well that is a respectable
number of space dollars pal a very respectable number
Pina is dumb and poor, we're at the streets of that one.
Who fell?
What if we get a racist?
He doesn't mute them.
We're going in.
We're going into a beauty attack.
We don't need a third.
We're the best.
I'm hiding screen.
Hiding screen.
Oh, you could think you could think it?
I did all the map and we're going and we're going to go in, here we go, I don't know how to do that.
Good thinking, good thinking.
I'm ready up, we're after you already.
Got a trick chat, you know?
Oh yeah, they can think we're stupid, but we're not.
We're thinking.
I mean...
Friends, please excuse me and T-Rex right now.
Utility brings entertainment.
Right? I mean it's funny to laugh at a stupid person.
That's why I laugh at you all the time.
I'm a genius, Shinji.
I'm a genius.
You know in fourth grade, I had an eighth grade reading level, buddy.
money. Wow. How do you impressed? How do you impressed? Wow.
A lady took me to the back of the class. Well, I don't know if it's improved since then.
I haven't taken any tests, but I delayed took me to the back and had me read a post-it card
and then she told me I was a genius. You stopped at the eighth grade. Okay. Okay.
Yeah. That makes sense. I probably haven't read a book since fourth grade, so that might
Actually honestly, probably me too.
The last book I read was forced upon me in my English class and it had...
The Edward in it.
That's the last book I read.
Probably the last book I'm ever going to read.
What book was it?
I do have a new book that's called Learn a Lot While You're on the Pot.
It's a bunch of fun facts you're supposed to read while you're pooping.
Oh.
Read that book.
The last book I read was about how to fuck your mom.
Okay, LET'S RIDE!
I
Sounds like a great read
You don't even have to read it.
I'm locking in, JG. Focus up, buddy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Having it serious.
I am serious.
Let's get these keys.
You're the one that needs to get serious, Peanut.
I've been serious this whole time.
I'm serious. Does it look like I'm goofballing around?
I'm locked in.
Oh, there's a box right there.
Observe.
Oh, how am I in problem yet?
There we go.
How do you know there?
It's my arms and legs,
or you don't know what that's like.
All right. All right.
A little bit of splice of peanut racism.
It's one minute in the match, all right?
The key that comes out of this
Yeah
We got oh
This one there's two greens. It's like two greens. Oh
So what's here
Normally two greens on this table with the go. Did you pick up?
What is here?
Wait, it's always two greens?
On that table?
I think so.
Or are you talking about the thing that you put it in?
It's, wait a minute.
Someone might not be here.
Maybe it's only, or it's always two greens.
You're talking about the thing you put that green piece in?
The door.
That's always, yeah.
I've always been to that I've remembered when I have an idea.
I don't know, it was three.
Okay, so we need two greens and then we get in there.
Okay.
Wait, what is that?
Convain's quest?
Oh, I found another one!
How's the elevator calling, processing and the drone wing?
I don't know what you're saying, champ, but I got a key.
No, I got something that calls the elevator.
You got the elevator one?
I found green keys.
Did you keep the elevator?
Yeah, so I found the elevator one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatcha doing?
Whatcha gonna take that then?
I think it was between the drone wing and the potty thing right here.
Found something.
Mm-hmm.
Bottom two.
I think it'll be here in shots outside.
What is that thing?
Wait, what is that?
Yeah!
Oh, Tango, Tango, Tango, Tango!
Who are you?
Re-ed, Re-ed!
Don't get that.
That one?
There she is!
Fuckin'
Don't do this.
I'm gonna move 11.
I'm gonna go go go, 1-3-6, 1-3-6.
Oh, yeah, but me not a fixative
I don't know what that is, but it's gold
Score
Where's his amigos at
Well, I heard him above us. I could be wrong though
Oh, it's you the turd you come over here. Yeah, you're right there
got one down it's much it's much I'm gonna do a little thing get him see that
I have a self revive! I'm reviving myself!
Down! Go down, go down!
Nice. I revived.
Well, well, well, well, well, what do we have here?
Gigi.
Gigi's concerned, Gigi's concerned.
It happens, it happens.
It happens better luck next time big man.
I was hoping that guy would be an asshole.
He said GG.
He's actually very nice. Oh he had a supply clearance code.
Oh I got a green card.
Okay so I have a green card.
I have a supply clearance code and a master clearance code and the elevator key.
Oh is he the elevator and then we'll use the rest of the...
Who's the dude inside?
Okay okay.
Yeah
By read are you okay? I'm gonna go but I see fresh huge
I'm gonna hang a body of first sword out.
One more red card for the big tass.
I thought it was random every time.
You aren't doing two red cards?
That grapple is fucking sick, I know.
I know.
That's why I'm playing this lady.
Or whatever I am.
You
It's always two reds in a yellow. I've got one yellow you two reds
Where's the orange red the master key?
I only have one we'll get one more than we go ahead. Okay
We wait for this radio cut out. Oh
Look which way here we are
I'm pretty sure of these
I'm too shabby boys
I know how many...wait
Is there already two greens in this?
Oh, there's people, there's people!
Where?
On northeast, northeast
Go back, go back!
I'm coming!
Yeah!
I don't know where they're at
I heard them shooting
You hear the menu?
I hear them to the...we hear them to the northwest?
Over yonder, over yonder!
Yeah, I think they're northwest now. They were just in front of me though.
We can look around this.
Warning, reinforcements detected.
I don't know what...it looks like it's some type of...key-goozy-doosy.
I'm not hearing nothing now, though. We're closer.
We should we're here something is that just
That no like there was absolutely some there's people shooting
for sure
What is that?
What
If there's a good body right there, oh, that's a fire rain get it died
people that we just killed right?
that bad?
oh I don't know I don't know nothing
do you want right there that I just pinged? I don't know nothing, I don't know nothing
Chrissy don't you have a peanut?
I'm gonna, alright
I'm telling ya I'm hearing so many weird noises around me I don't know what
is going on I don't know what's going on I don't think we this is not our
let's get to the pay me oh fuck everybody out here they can go die okay
okay okay we still need that one more master key right you think we can
Well, no, where did we find the other one? Oh on that one boss when we open that one thing
Yeah, that's where was yo something was under him you sit on it mm-hmm. Oh take us to the west
Wait, they're shooting
Trinaxia to turn into the go
Yeah
Both of visual oh my god. I'm so fucking dead. What do you mean you're dead?
No, I'm not. He's terrible. He's terrible. He's terrible.
They're coming. They're coming. Yep.
Again. Wait, that's not a player. What? I was shooting at a player.
He went down below right here.
Oh, please.
Got another one, got another one!
There's another one!
One left, one left!
He's inside, he's invisible!
Got him, got him, got him!
We know that's not a player.
No, it's not.
Who is it though, man?
He dropped down below right there.
Come on out, Mr. Silly!
Come on out!
Oh, make this honor that it has to be come on out now.
You got another green coat.
They were all the Invisi-man.
Invisi-lady.
Could be you.
Oh my god.
These guys were packing.
Just trying to lose this box.
Hmm.
I can shit wait maybe that was the one that I saw that you know that's not true because
there's something something maybe we're just in duos if you killed those of them mm-hmm
mm-hmm I'll make her oh god oh I don't feel too good okay well they're like they're
like middle class I didn't tell a crap but it's all worthless all right back to
the pinwheel follow me boys okay I have no idea what's going on you guys
relentless speed busting sweet delight I'm staying in here so I can heal up
really quick I'm gonna find this elevator around the bugle is helping out
What is the element and what does this thing reduced healing?
He's we gave out a fire, right?
Only one word
He's healed that many people
Who the bosses years we should go kill that guy
Yeah, yeah, he probably will have a master key for us
Mm-hmm
Never got three green cards we don't even have to take the elevator he's gonna use that I drink of the mice
Well, I'm stuck in uncle's basement
I'm not really I don't know what's going on
I genuinely know fucking idea where I'm at right now
Oh, there we go
I
See this is the problem. I need to play this game more so I can learn these maps
You're 12 minutes
We'll kill the boss then we'll put the two green cards in get the dude skedaddle
I do have two green card
Cause someone dropped one at the extract there
Yeah, I tell you then
What?
Is that something you did?
Oh, is he being...
There's more, there's more, is that me?
Uh huh
Fuck it!
Eh, that fool again!
How did I just get shot from I just moved in?
Oh, how'd you just laugh?
Um, um, what?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh!
Peanut, peanuts!
Oh, oh, oh, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Fuck it!
Help me!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh!
Peanut, stay alive, peanut, stay alive.
You got this.
Fuck!
I think there's a player.
What?
Ah, the booger bush got me. I'm poisoned.
Well, heal me up and I can give you a drone.
Here we are. Wait. I'm getting up. Get up.
That's pretty good stuff.
Nice. Good stuff right there.
That's so weird. When you come around the corner on my screen, I can't...
You don't look like a winky wank.
There you go. Welcome back. There you go. Oh, thank you. Here you go. Oh, thank you.
Good job. Mm-hmm. Are there other players here? I have no idea. Okay. I don't know
what's going on I'm gonna keep shooting back I feel he's dead
shooting me from behind though something nice me from behind there am I
am I wrong over here somewhere he was standing like right there oh that's a
Real player real player
Take her take her take her
We're dead
Yeah here oh
Shit
I'm running to the line, Mellow.
What ammo do you need?
Heavy.
Here you go.
All right.
I'm going to go to the blue.
Beat this shit out of the guy.
You lose that guy.
Yeah!
Wait, I should come with you.
I'll handle this pussy.
Oh, do you worry?
He's already dead.
Did you kill him?
I didn't kill him.
Wait, did I kill him when I was shooting all the way?
Wait.
I was shooting at him.
We're in a yellow corn.
Let's go.
Follow me boys.
Okay, I don't loot the other guy then.
He looted that guy, looted that guy.
Then we go kill the mods.
We are never getting him.
You should never get in the middle.
You should dig around for 20 minutes.
I'm going back to that guy and I'm beating the shit out of him.
Follow me, too.
Follow me, boys.
Where's this hoodlum?
You need some more ammo?
I need to do you right to the booger bush, perfect.
Probably to kill this guy. Oh no, he's done, he's done, he's...
Uh, I'm coming.
Oh!
Oh no.
You're not dead!
I'm coming over it.
Get up in the middle.
Oh, I just fell. What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Why can't I open the door when I'm-
TAKE YOU ON THERE!
TAKE YOU ON THERE FOOL!
TAKE YOU ON THERE!
Oh.
TAKE YOU ON THERE FOOL!
You were doing pretty good!
Oh
Okay, does he have a key on him
I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh good work. We have two master keys now
Hold on now hold on now lassie and 40 seconds hold on now lassie hold on
hold on now lassie
There we go. I got a little something jumping. I got a little something jumping.
We're taking the elevator up or what?
We need to close this thing, where that is.
There's no way there's one pussy sliver of fire rate right here.
And it's canceled my entire heel.
I play over here.
Look at that.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Yeah!
It's right here.
Oh, this is literally exactly what we just were.
We just went in a circle.
It's up the stairs right here.
Found it.
Are you sure?
Mm-hmm.
Did you know you were in all?
I'm certain.
Don't look at it.
I got a handle box.
Get right here.
Right here!
Got to build these bad boys in there.
Here we go.
Alright, here we go.
Hey.
I had to mark it, but...
OHHHHH!
Oh my gooood!
Oh, here we go!
We're doing pretty good!
Oh, no good.
You're something, something.
Oh my goodness!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Oh, not doing that to that big man. Yeah! Don't tell me these knife upgrades are insane.
I have one shot these small ones. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you've
got a pretty nice hundred and fifty percent. Yeah, I'm definitely going to. They'll
I'll save so much ammo too.
That's nice.
And nice.
Oh.
Oh, I'm coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy.
All right, let's proceed.
There's my thing.
We got three minutes.
Oh, I'm stuck.
What is this?
Why can I not get up here?
What is this?
Oh, it's nothing.
Which means, how many master keys do we have?
How many reds you got?
I have to
We use those on the door is I only know what we're gonna do for the extract that
It weren't I we why don't I go hit the who's you do these on the sides and then you
And we're not gonna have enough time to that I don't know
I I always have to leave. I think there's anything we do
You know when we can hit the door then go outside and do another extract
Oh
It's a tough little bugger
Oh
And I drop ammo downstairs perfect perfect
God
I should we loot the door and then just go for the next act. What do you think?
Can can we find?
He's in here. Well, we got a minute 40. I've never found a key in here. So I should we just hit the little room go for the next
Okay, let's do that
I'm gonna throw the yellow one in I
I
Wait, oh wait with the big guy he got one up yonder
But up here this gentleman of the next up here
Well beware though, he did
I
Don't see it
Oh my gosh, we have yeah, I see I see we cut losses. I see me car launches and
Thank you Miss Angie
Oh, this is a press robot up there
All right. Oh, we did pretty good. I know we did literally nothing we said we were gonna
do, but we did other stuff, which is pretty cool. I mean, I did get a good amount of loot,
though, and I even got a purple. Apparently this is... It unlocks 5-6 skull v4-n plans
You're catching his phone with me right now?
Your guy has got to be the ugliest guy in this entire game.
What do you mean?
I like him.
He's cute.
Leave him alone.
Oh!
The depressed robot is back!
Get out of here!
Good work.
You're doing God's work.
Oh!
You work, you work. You do what gods work.
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
Gonna sit over here.
Excellent raid, gentlemen! Excellent raid!
That's too shabby, boys! That's too shabby!
Alright!
But now it's time for the island, Mr. Hodge.
Mm-hmm
You had six player kills, you know it
Light work for the team leader light work for the team leader
Nice job nice job. No, we can't leave hot tagging. We promise mr. Hunch
That's we can watch where you go
You let the discord do their last raid
Why is he playing the track or something? I don't know.
So, let me see if he's in discord. Let me see.
He's out of discord. Where'd he go? Is he still streaming?
He's not streaming right now? No. Let me see.
He's streaming.
He is.
He's a dinosaur.
Mm-hmm.
Join on up, Mr. Slime.
He's why he's got- he's a dinosaur.
I don't know what he's doing.
And he's eating.
I'm just living to his fullest.
That's what you like to see.
I don't know what he's doing and he's eating and he's eating
I'm just living to his fullest
Actually, you like to see he's enjoying this Saturday. He's enjoying this silly you Saturday
Did you see it?
He's joining
Ah
I'm gonna switch over to the aisle. I'm gonna get it all set up. He'll join my dad
All right, we're playing the aisle with mr. Hodge
Join me in the hot tub gentlemen join me in the hot tub where we'll be relaxing for the remainder of this silly goose Saturday
Oh, these under attack, what's going on?
I see a beat in there.
Swaparoo, switchy doozy.
Here we go.
The Isle with Punch, MF, and Genji.
hearty games has tag sought in the crevice of my elbow has tag
bug you late oh every day we go
here we go swap that is
no words ready all boys ready here we go
Wait, good to go!
Oh, and welcome in, Mr. Hodge!
Hello!
Are you, are you winning, son?
I started growing at T-Rex!
Good to do your license, how'd that go?
I actually didn't die.
Are you still at T-Rex right now?
I just logged out of that server.
Oh, it was another server that we were playing on yesterday. Yeah. Yeah
So you can play on other servers that don't have dinos on them and grow a separate dino from like our Raptors. It's server dependent. Oh
Yeah, I don't really get into the server because we didn't leak the server yesterday
No, we'll probably choose a different server. Maybe yeah, I mean we would all have to get in extremely fast
Yeah, right now
Oh, it's closing joining us. You should be. Yeah, I think so
Well, he's got to go get him. That was beyond for the 37 minutes
Well, if you don't join us now, he's gonna get stuck in a queue
Oh, I close he is glad
All right, give me this for closing
He's with taxi. Let me see. Let me take a little peep.
Spokesy. Spokesy joined on up Mr. Slime. Here we go. I text him. I'm going to join the
server in my screens cases with stream snipers. Oh, I still have to order my burgers yet.
I'm assuming, based on the crumbs inside your beard.
You wanted your food?
No, my wife, I said my mom.
My wife made me a pizza.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
You hear that voice,
hunches fake wife made him a pizza.
That's incredible.
No, close he has the fake girlfriend.
Okay, yeah, that's true.
That's true.
That is true.
I solemnly believe he pays whoever that lady is
to appear on his stream.
I'm telling you, any other days, I hear nothing about it.
I hear no rattling in the background.
I'm not hearing, oh, oh, honey, I'm going to bed.
I hear none of it.
That's because that's a sponsored girlfriend
and I'm 100% certain.
Don't you say he doesn't wanna play with us?
What?
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
He said no way is he playing the aisle.
Holy fucking shit, dude.
I
There's no way
There's no we're not just playing the aisle tell him we're playing party games all night long
I'm gonna worry about my burgers now. I'm sorry burgers. This is gonna be a while
We're gonna have to convince him to come and join us. There's no ease. It's us and I'm slurred Saturday. Nonetheless, that's his favorite day
Hey!
Are you getting the big arch?
I'm getting the big arch.
I just ate.
Oh yeah, you get the PJ, you're right.
Big arch.
Here we go.
He said that they have survived for three and a half hours
and he's killed 10 to 30 people already
so he's not getting off.
Wait, what?
He's dead.
Wait who said that folksy game folksy wait what yeah
What a sweet delight what a sweet treat
What a sweet what a sweet life, bro, all right, okay, I'm good to go food to the way
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why he's playing on I I
mean
I'm kind of just chillin out until the new map comes out of that's why I'm now I was talking about earlier
It's like it's not the fact that all these other games are so much more fun. It's just it's not the same thing
We've been doing for three months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm wait. I'm kind of waiting on that new map
I wait on that new map
Mmm. Oh, I'll tell you that with that new map hits. I'm hitting that hard. I'm hitting that hard
100% hundred and 50%
What's the new map called I don't know
Do we know that yet?
Can you tell us that?
Um, intoxicated swamp or something like that?
Intoxicated swamp?
Something?
Like a volcano?
I've heard all kinds of different shit.
Oh, Volcano Rise!
Volcano Rise.
Oh.
Ooh.
I know it's a water map.
Okay, never mind.
I'm not even certain no one knows a thing
Alright, I'm joined in. I'm joined in the same way.
I was just saying, the problem is I don't want to start.
His coaxie does this thing where he says I don't want to play
and then 30 minutes goes by and then he's like, I want to play.
I don't want that to happen because in 30 minutes he won't be able to say I want to play.
Well, yeah, you can't believe you just find us. Just be a small diner.
What the queue?
Yeah, I don't even think we're gonna get into our own server.
No, we'll do a different one.
What about our...
Trust me, I have a plan.
Wait, I got in! I got in!
Wait, what did I got in?
Peanut, I want you to know something.
What?
You are the hardest person.
thanks coordinate something with in my entire life
what about Colesie's ladyfiend this is right now
oh because I was trying to pump fake
so the server didn't go completely full
before either me or Jinji got to join
but now we're gonna have to fight everybody else
and my plan is fucked
because it's already full you fucking meatball
Rap to body, rap to body, rap to body, rap to body.
Bubby Bunchies is already here with me.
I bet he is.
Well me and JNJ are getting in, so.
Good job Peanut.
Any time, any time.
Well?
Well, we'll just try a couple of times,
try a couple of times.
Maybe you don't even remember what circle you're on.
Mm-hmm
It'll be given to my two-hands burger and figure out what server we're on when we have stream remote on he told them they keep joining
Yeah, you know literally said hey guys is the server we're on you said and I quote fuck it
Rippin I did
Mm-hmm. That's why I was gonna come out with a whole plan on how all three of us would get in that server again
but
Sadly
I
You guys try to join
Yeah, yeah, that was 20,000 people perfect perfect perfect
perfect
Where's we delight all right, this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna
I'm gonna ask these kind gentlemen
The log out at the exact moment you guys log in
and
You guys will be in mm-hmm
Oh, there's Bobby punchy. Oh, that's a good raptor right there. That's a good raptor
You have any luck cheap
Shows I'm in a queue. Oh, I put you in a queue
What did you say?
It doesn't tell you how many, it just...
They're like connected.
Did you see that with the jacket?
No.
No, I didn't wear the jacket.
But Straub says you might sell it to me.
So that's something.
That's something.
Why you call it missions?
You keep trying to join and we're stopping service.
Punch?
I'm still clicking the button button.
Oh, Cauchy attacks here coming!
They're definitely not getting in the server.
I will probably let you choose a new one, I want you to choose a new one.
Sounds good.
Here we go.
One big second here.
All right.
I'm actually coming over here to get one guy.
Are they coming?
Hide your screen, idiot.
What do you mean?
I'm gonna do that.
Huh?
But...
You're gonna recognize the print on that raptor and decipher what server we're on?
What are you talking about, big man?
yeah coach he is coming oh she's working you I don't know he might need to
update your YouTube yeah I'm thinking again all right hunch you text me what
server we're joining behind my feet now I'm gonna wait for folks you know get
in there I'm gonna pick it to pick it to pick it gonna fill up instantly so we
get away. We're going to log on to this one. Now we wait. Well, hey, honestly, honestly,
what? I'm glad that you did what you did because now we're not sitting all three of
us going. Do we leave? Do we not leave? That was my plan all along. You are welcome.
I knew, folks, he would be a divass.
And wait 10 minutes to be ready.
You're welcome, you're welcome.
It was all part of my master plan, don't you worry.
Yeah, I'm starving.
This lady better put a brick on our gas metal.
I don't care what launch she breaks.
I will tip her gun.
I need this burger right now.
sleep the safe one was that me oh wait oh wait I spawned out without sleeping is
it am I okay as long as no one kills you yeah I'll be but cheeks you better
not be killing me in there
Hmm
We got if I get back in there Bobby Dean by bunchies
Hope you don't lose the big is watching a fucking trailer for the fucking game
Oh, I'm over it. I'm picking the server. Yeah, I'm not waiting any longer. Actually, I want to play. I'm done. I'm over it
All right, I'm sitting the server
It's not over chief. Yeah. Alright, go see and figure it out.
Have you seen Crimson Desert? What is that? Is that a new game? Let's go to...
The piece you get an extra patty on your big odds. You get extra patty on
on your big arch?
Oh, actually tell me
if you can actually pound it on your big arch.
What?
Dude, I'm here right now.
I'm here the first time.
No way.
I mean, he's buying the game.
This guy, this guy.
It's funny, because like right now we're like hopeful.
Like, oh dude, this is gonna be great.
Like he's gonna buy the game
and like we're gonna play.
I guarantee you it's gonna take 10 minutes
to buy the game.
10 minutes to download it.
He's gonna sit there for 10 minutes,
not realizing it's downloaded.
20 minutes after that he's gonna join the discord and then
Figure out how to how to play the game and then every moment after that he's gonna bitch about how much he hates the game
We're gonna be in there in an hour
100% 100% 150% but now it's like we can't we cannot play until he gets in here
Because it's gonna it's he's not gonna be able to join
All right, okay, well all right
Oh, oh closey. Oh welcome in
She don't want to watch more trailers
Hey, I'm downloading it. It's 21 fucking gigabytes. Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you believe in
We're playing again. I did it whose idea was it?
So we guess hutch of course he recommends a game where you walk around and eat things
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. All right
I
I will go and solo a fucking grow
That's wrong
Anymore growing big man
Yeah, yeah
So first off if anyone's gonna die closey, you I'm pushing you into the fucking flames
I want you to know that right now. I second that I'm finally dead
Any water that needs to be tested folks, he's gonna go drink first
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You can stop them by the alligator. Yep
100% is it done yet?
100%
Taxi
So when you download the game you gotta get the verma branch you probably downloaded the right the the wrong one you downloaded just the regular game
After download just hit properties and then hit verma
Okay, what's between the verma break the other branches a verma is the most stable branch horde is like the next update
That's coming, but the players are testing it
How's math on guys it was fantastic
Be with the tournament though
No, I'm trying to say he might sell me your jacket. Hey
Hey, you guys didn't win.
Folksy, I will have you know I led my team into the pits of hell.
I did not yield and neither did my team.
We would have gotten first place if everyone else wasn't cheating and
cheating.
And Rima?
Yeah, Burma, Burma.
Okay, updating it.
I
Like you guys take a break on a marathon. Yeah, we're not yet. It was just I'm shooting for 13 hours a
I'm going for the long haul. I just ordered two big arches a large fry and a doctor pepper
I'm going all I'm going all the way
Okay, I'm gonna be a dinosaur
We're five out of about you
Exactly folks, I'm telling you you're gonna like this game, bro
I
More probably your your chat's gonna like this game as well my chat's gonna like it really they're gonna love it
I I have averaged the highest viewership in my channel's history
playing this game
more than art
For a longer period and what I swear to God. I'm not I'm not bullshitting you
It is a chat. I'm not kidding. Hold up. Let me clean you up boys. Let me clean you up boys
You're a little dirty little dirty. Let me clean you up. Let me clean you up. Let me clean you up
Here we go. Not sure look at your chat. They're telling you not trolling
type one
Okay in the chat
If you like this game
type two in the chat if you don't like this game and
And type three in the chat if hunch is bad
Well, that's not fair. Let's see what they type. Let's see what the could see what the goosenex
Let's see
Before you gave the option of three
There was a lot of ones. I'm seeing all three. I see it all three
I'm not seeing any one two. I just see three
I
Pick two numbers two numbers six or seven. Oh
There goes there goes the chat. All right. Well chance of use was for 30 minutes
No more chance for anybody for 30 minutes
Nurgulation folks you fucked us really the safe energy license
You switch you think you have heard my man said yeah, yeah, I'm already pressed play
I had to do say is that one guy that talks funny is he does he have a downloaded?
I was saying do one, but then everyone screamed at me like that's not how it works asshole.
So he's playing the game.
He's game.
Same thing.
Yeah, sure.
You ever played Daisy?
Epoch.
Okay.
So now you start from the beach and you work your way up north and you know, you're
trying to survive and get loot.
Yeah.
very similar except on the aisle you start as a baby and you try and grow
into adulthood. Now these grows they take anywhere from three and a half or
four hours to fourteen hours long. So we'll run into people who have been
growing these dinos for multiple days and we will kill them and we will eat them
and we will take hours and hours and hours a game play away from them. We'll
run into people trying to nurse other little babies.
That'd be let me clear the game, of course.
By if I add on to that, Mr.
Hutch, by if I add on to that, please do, please do in Ark.
OK, the objective is to steal loot from other players
that they have worked hard for.
Nothing gives you a bigger bonus.
In this game, you steal literal hours
from their mortal lives.
And then you eat them.
Then you eat them.
Mm-hmm.
It's worth more than goo.
Here's what more than goo.
How can you eat and kill a dinosaur that is so big when you're so tiny?
So basically we're to get stream-cyped out of the ass, but all of the stream-cypers are
super nice and kind, so we have like 50 of us.
It's fucking sweet.
Okay.
So then we send them in.
And watch them die, and then take credit for the kill.
That's right.
Yes.
to all our fallen Raptor brothers.
We're playing Raptor again.
I'm down for anything. I'm down for Raptor.
I honestly kind of want whatever the biggest pack is.
And I'm assuming it's Raptor.
Okay. Are you still on the ice cream?
I'm hiding my screen still because we haven't taken it yet.
Yeah, ice cream.
Oh, server.
You see how close my burgers are.
We need taxi in here. We cannot start.
Yeah, taxi is ready.
Why are you coming here and nude? What is he closing?
Okay, no, no, no.
Hahaha!
You went down loaded I think they're saying he's in the bathroom.
Holy shit.
Well...
I don't want to f**k.
Before you get into the dyno action.
I get it.
I respect it.
High screen right?
Yeah.
I hate to put any settings or something.
I'm not gonna be too sure about that one.
I'd rather go into your settings close-each.
I'll have to f**k up over there.
I'm gonna be doing anything here.
Go to your settings and I'm gonna, I hate this guy.
Hit gameplay, and then click stream remote.
dream mode applied yep all righty now we won't leak the server that we're on
whatever I'm doing I said game should I for that it's fine no you I mean it looks
bad so I would get rid of it yeah okay
Epilepsy mode
Oh, don't worry about that
We're trying to break this
There it is, there it is
Mootin' catchin' mootin' catchin' mootin' catchin' mootin' catchin'
What?
Why are you trying to epilepsy mode?
What do you want to do?
We only play as raptors
Do you play as anything?
Nobody has a server yet
No one has a server yet
We're waiting for everyone to be here
No one gets left behind. Yeah. Yeah
He's gonna finish up his poopy. Oh, I saw taxi log on
Oh my god, come faster you get a very much
Streamer mode though in your settings
So people can't tell what server you're on unless we're telling people or no
No, we're not like click properties and then go to in Burma and download that you get that you
It's gonna be a great night.
Good, good, good.
I was just asking.
You asking if my pussy is tighter than yours?
No, if you want me to grant you that wish.
Oh.
It's your jealous.
Good. I'm jealous of your tight leprechaun, buddy.
Yeah.
Okay, now I'm following, now I'm following.
Okay, I was a little lost here for a second, but now it's all coming together.
We're four fucked. We're not we're not surviving we are so why is it so slow to get in my branch to have to update it to the
team
Now it's gonna download that B plus bus bullshit
$10 you can tell me what that is
Now it's a thing after B plus bus dumbass. Oh, yeah, listen listen
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
I get it.
That's it.
I want to tell you guys this, OK?
When we spawn in, I'm going to give you a code.
OK?
OK.
Please, God, just listen to my step-by-step instructions
that I think is happening on the code.
Peanut failed to listen for an hour straight yesterday,
and it took us an hour to get together.
So just when we finally get in there,
Just take your time and wait for the code.
Okay?
Please God.
Even Steve's is weird.
Can we?
I don't know.
Can I do anything?
All right, guys.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna get up on speed
and we're gonna listen exactly what Hodge has to say.
All right.
Are we ready?
Is everyone at the main screen?
No, no, no.
I accidentally pressed skin developer.
Now I'm stuck here.
Perfect.
Plug out.
All right, we're good.
Perfect.
I want everyone to open up work underneath the channels on our discord
I want the stream waiting room. I want you to open that little chat so I can just post it in there
Okay, okay streamer waiting room. Got it. All right. Let me refresh everyone back out to where it says place settings replace
Yep, got it. Yeah, and everyone here play. Oh, hey, quick play
scanning now at the
I want you to click players twice to where it shows you the most full servers to the least full servers
We are going to be joining and make sure you join right back once joined
Hurry up hurry up drag you're not in here in 10 seconds. We're leaving without you. Fuck you
And then we're gonna make you get back in here in like an hour
You're playing a female dino and we're all clapping that shit. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I feel like this should be too
He's gonna be a wrapped on a black couch and we're the five other Raptors
Hi, I'm clapping back
That is correct. Yeah, so in this game you can actually
Actually, you don't see it happen, but you can mate with other dinos, and then you can
lay eggs, and you can create more spots in the server for people to play.
So if it's 120 out of 120, it will go to like 124 out of 120.
Dammit.
You'd be like, can you shut the fuck up?
We can see him have six.
All right, Drex, Drex you slow. Let's get in there. Let's get in there. All right. If we swap servers, we'll join.
Okay, well everyone hit. Oh, Cloak seems muted. Oh my god. What'd I tell you? Did I just reference taxi with Clozie? 30 seconds ago about muthin' this one? What'd I tell you?
Long day! Why? We're being dinostores now!
I think Drax's joining. No, he's too slow.
Alright, gotta wait for everyone. Press back, go back to the main screen.
Alright, back to the main screen, guys.
Alright, Taxi, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready for the thing. Ready for any play.
At the very top, where it says player, so I want you to click it twice.
I'm all players to the lowest amount of players
All right done. We are going to be joining
this server here and
Right when you see it, please join it. I don't think it's a good idea. What?
Connecting that server. Okay. See it
Connecting
It's low
I got it. I'm loading assets. I get it, but you didn't. Wait, wait, wait. Do I have to
do stream mode before I join? Don't worry about that. We'll do it in there. Okay. I'm
still hiding. All right, we failed. Back out. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah, you were
It's starting to rain.
Close.
I don't think okay.
It's just connecting.
This is going good.
Keep clicking it.
I'm just gonna look at it.
Okay.
Spamming it.
I just got it.
Okay.
No, you're okay.
Keep clicking it.
Just keep hitting connect.
This is you.
Bow.
Yeah, peanut.
You don't move.
Yes.
Okay, you're a good or something
Keep clicking it just keep clicking it
It might be even just us clicking it we all want to do Raptor again, correct. Yes, don't click it yet
Yeah, okay. Well wait sweetie. Yeah, honey boy
Yes, just wait one second. Don't look at it. Don't don't press anything. I could be a human
Not yet
Alrighty, so I am posting a second code in the channel
Bottom left of your screens. You are going to post this code in to that bottom left square confirm
I'm in
Okay, hold on. You're in click spawn code
Click the spawn code bottom left taxi is in oh I've got the spawn code as well
Yeah, if you're in you're good to make your dino cloak seat post it in there
Okay, coffee
Zidane
No, you're still connecting which is fine. There's no one show anything yet. I've got my speed hit this whole
No, what the server is they've been standing it
They've been spammed. I don't know how.
Wait, what? What?
Yeah, I don't know how.
How did we already know the server?
I don't know, but they've been spamming it in the chat
as well as asking if people showed it on screen.
Week the server!
Not me?
I haven't showed my screen once.
Wait, did you use it to join the new server?
Yeah.
One posted in the streamer waiting room?
Yes.
Hmm
How do you think you're not keep looking keep quick and connect oh
Drac leaked it
Back just even know it
Right no, dad. Drac could see it. Drac would be able to see it anybody with permission to that channel to see it
Actually
Even here
I'm getting where it was actually my screen wait it was me. No, I'm getting word that it was sexy
How could it be me? I
Just not saying anything
But my chance not saying anything
How did I leak it? Maybe they're stupid
She's running a special
It can't know you didn't
It was it was
The guy who understands what not to show
So
out of their mouth. It's definitely not. Wait hold on. She bit it, she bit it, she bit it.
I was saying it was peanut. Exactly. It was not me. I've had it in the whole time. Okay
there you go. Also your hologram. Alright you guys who have your dynos go ahead and
make it. Change the color scheme. Change all that good jazz. Okay, okay. Load in.
again. Compression confirmed now. Gigi is officially in. We've made it. Let's go. Oh, we're
dinosaurs. We're dinosaurs. We're dinosaurs. We're dinosaurs. Friends forever. Dinosaurs.
Friends forever. Dinosaurs. We're friends in. We're dinosaurs. We're friends in. We're
I
Literally just joined the chat are we so serious
It's fine. He might be able to get in just he needs to just continue to join drag join
Even like make a variation. No, no, it's okay. I have to
Have to make dinner anyway
Okay, all right
is he what is that if you've been eating today he he he he he he he likes
he oh hot you can't have this all you can have this you can have none of this
you can have another day you're gonna have to potty yeah you're gonna still
So as I'm having until I get the taxi go ahead and time skates
Yeah settings
Well gameplay and put on streamer mode in the plot got it got it. You're good. You can show screen
Just streamer mode in the plot
Okay, all right everyone. I'm already out of stamina completely
Yep, you've been jumping the entire time since we spawned a
I'm going to sit down for a second, hey man, sit down right here for a moment, dude the
screen was so dark you guys didn't tell me I have to press X, oh yeah press X, if you
tell me twice it goes even brighter.
Alright we have food nearby whenever we have stamina we'll go over to it.
My guy's not regenerating salmon, I don't know why.
Probably because you're fat.
Okay.
A reset is required.
Fuck you!
Don't do it, dude.
Do not do that.
Don't leave, whatever.
Don't touch nothing, Taxi.
Is it controls?
Where's sensitivity?
Because my shit is spinning.
I have no idea if you might just have to deal with it.
No way.
Hold on now, guys.
Don't go too far from the pack.
Yeah, we guys try.
If you die, again, if you die, we're
going to have to look for you for hours, OK?
So stick together.
Everybody beat up on me.
We'll have a raptor meeting.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, bud.
Heeeee!
I'm gonna be back.
Heeeee!
How are you already bigger than me?
I've been sitting here waiting for you guys to join.
I need food soon.
Hey, welcome in!
Oh, see you!
Oh, okay.
Hey, guys!
Hey!
How you doin'?
Just hang around.
Joy doesn't sit down for a short spell.
Press H.
Where are you guys?
Oh, wait, I see you guys.
Oh, see, take a load off!
Where's that one British person?
Wait, are you guys little girls?
I don't know what I am.
They actually didn't let me select.
If you press have, top left, where it says assets, sex, sex, male.
We have the things on our heads.
Oh, Cooks is a boy too.
Oh no, Taxi, what are you?
Oh no.
He's a boy too.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Jack!
I need you to be a lady.
You have to be a lady, please.
I'll have to be a lady, Jack.
Meeting has begun.
Alright, wrap the meeting in session.
I want to adjust where I'm at.
All right, wrap the meeting in session, wrap the meeting in session.
What's our first order of Raptor business?
All right, so in order for us to find food, you have to hold a cue.
Okay?
Okay.
By holding cue, you're going to sniff out food.
If it's a symbol, it means it's on the diet.
You see that A over there to my left or like behind me?
I think Eiffel Tower.
That's where we want to go for food.
If you hit Tab, everybody press Tab, you can see what's on our diet.
Obviously, you probably can't read half of that, Cloxy.
Uh, Herosasaurus.
Yup, good.
So we need to go get that food and to get a good diet.
diets mean that we grow faster peanut please stop fucking closey sorry it's
time to go follow me team come on Raptor family like we ride palm trees the
palm trees is a area for babies so for us it's safe bigger dinos can't go in
there are we supposed to be spreading yep we can spread we guys we see you play
mutations now go ahead and hit tab breast mutations put that circle these
are like perks everyone's a little bit up we want a hemo mania to extra damage
on a bleeding target because we're we are a dino that causes bleeds yeah yeah
doing that keep going that's right
follow me boys follow me boy main attack is a right-click everything is
gonna be larger than us but if all of us right-click and pounce on something
bigger we can pick if we weren't together as a raptor family we can
overcome challenges I have food but none of us can really kill anything by
ourselves yet. We're going to eat. Oh, we have a deer in front of us. Our first task.
Now please be very careful. It will kill you. And a deer will kill us? Yes. A deer is small
and everything can kill us right now. Okay, and what do we do with it? We have to kill
but by pouncing on it, I don't know where it is.
Wait, I hear it.
He's right here, there's Rod.
I know, that's what he sounds like.
We're small enough, we can fit through these bars.
Come, come.
Oh!
Right here on me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
All right, right click the side of him.
Jump on!
Yeah!
Yes!
All right!
Good work, team!
It's head, mind it's head!
Oh, oh!
Just, just bite the, yeah!
Fight the movement!
Where is he going?
Hold him down, don't let him up!
You beat him up to hit the shaky raptor!
Forage for Gastrolitz.
Shhh!
That's good, it's good that we have that.
We're just gonna keep holding down and keep fucking him.
There's a bore over there.
They've been waiting for four for now.
He's just got another minion.
It's dead! Eat up, eat up!
Eat up, eat up, raptor!
Eat up, eat up, eat up!
Alright, now, look at the bottom right.
Don't eat too much to where the bee...
What's the bee's full stop eating?
Okay.
Or your stomach's full stomach.
The bee, the bee.
One more, one more.
Use your other bite, just one more bite.
I'm done.
Alright, my bee's good.
It might be full, might be full.
Where'd you see those gastroliths at?
Right here.
Everyone come and eat one gastrolith.
The gastroliths are rocks.
Rocks cause your stomach to deplete food faster,
so we can continue to get a better diet.
If you press tab now and look under status report,
you'll see a growth rate increased and a percentage.
We can get that up to 300% and grow fast as fuck.
I don't know if I picked up one of these rocks right now.
Where's the rock now?
I found a rock.
Right over here on me.
They'll say four and five.
Oh, that was not a rock.
Now my stomach is bleeding right now.
Just grab it. That's not good. Can you have too many gastrolits?
No, no, no, you just want to eat one then you'll see your stomach go down pretty fast. I
Don't see a gastrolith right over here behind me peanut right here or a taxis
Where?
Right here. They'll just see your raptor bend down bite something and then stand up if you see that you're good
Okay, huh? Yeah, and then a guy just did that. Why guys? I do it down
I can take a little bite.
You'll see your stomach's in there.
Oh, got it.
Got it.
Now, Taxi, we only want the B to be maxed out.
You'll know if we hit Tab and it says 100% on your growth rate increase.
Is that good?
I'm at 8%.
And you're good for one more bite.
Oh, wait.
Now I'm good.
Oh, ingesting gastrolip.
Got it.
Good.
Now you lay down and we're going to go kill that boar.
So if you see this deer, the deer gives us a B.
Another deer incoming!
Fucking kill it!
It's coming!
Die!
Close, almost, almost!
It's getting away, it's getting away!
It's getting away!
Be careful, we can kill each other just...
Team damage is on!
Awesome.
I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding, I can lay down, I can lay down.
We all bit each other, we all bit each other.
my my my big arches are here. My big arches are here.
Oh my god. You're safe here. You're safe here.
No I'm safe. T-Rex. T-Rex.
There's a T-Rex on the other side of the wall.
Hey, hey, hey. You can't get through.
You can't get through. No way you can't get through.
Oh my gosh. Peanut, bro. Peanut, what are you doing?
Guys, if that T-Rex, listen, if that T-Rex comes,
we jump through the wall that we came in, okay?
The same wall. We're jumping right back through it.
How do I stop this bleeding?
You have to lay down and just yeah, you lay down you just lay down it will go away over time
It goes okay. I was sitting here dying
So that's how we're gonna kill people clokey is we're gonna bleed them to death
That's what the Raptors do like other big dinos you buy
Just damage we're gonna bleed people out and watch them walk around bleeding for ten minutes and then die
Why a huge T Rex just walked by like right next to you. You serious? Yeah, swear, bro
Was he on the other side of the pole? He's it was the way the bore was literally walked right passes there
Just Christ
This is the time my big lunches
As long as we're actually here we should be okay, I
I would literally kill a homeless person for what I'm about to eat right now.
I'm so hungry.
In the game, in the game, in the game, in the game, in the game.
Okay, I think I still have to find that thing that you guys are eating.
Right over here, folksy. You can stand up.
As long as the blood has a plus symbol, you're okay. You're not bleeding anymore.
Yeah, I think mine has a plus symbol.
All right, come on over here. It's right here, the gas or the lift.
You'll see your dino just like bend down and bite it and then you're good.
Okay, you have the debuff now you wait about 30 seconds, then you do it again until your stomach's empty
You can come with me taxi you as well. Do you see the debuff? We're gonna kill you just know that's a port
Yeah, that is well
You know this yeah, we kill this poor over here
Yeah
So I do it for 30 seconds, and then I keep doing it until my stomach's gone. Yep
But you only want to do it whenever you're small whenever we're larger where you get hungry or faster, and we'll
You'll kill yourself and run out of food. I
Don't know where that board went by the way, I'm pretty sure that big ass T-Rex ate it and walked off
We'll just keep eating these deers that would be like eating it and
they're tiny oh yeah actually keep looking at that
I think I need one keep looking at that B make sure that you keep it at 100%
how percentage can I go back and I do another one
say it again? I'm at like 77 grocery
you can eat again 100% is how much you can max out on one letter
oh my god
Gastrolith.
Tina, go ahead and take a bite of that deer again while you're eating your big arch so
you can keep growing fast.
This is how we're going to get large enough to kill things.
Yeah, let me, let me, should I eat another rock?
Uh, Cloaksea?
Yes, go ahead, Genji.
You want the hemo mania, causing more damage to a bleeding target.
This game is sick.
Yeah.
Dude, it's so intricate you have no idea.
I love dinosaurs.
Wait till we actually start fighting, Taxi. We'll be in a fight for 30 minutes.
It's awesome. There's another deer over there. The next boar we see, we need to kill it.
I need to get food. I don't know what to order though.
Big odds.
If I'm getting McDonald's, I'm just getting two Big Macs.
Big Macs!
That sounds good as fuck right now
Alrighty I'll be back. I'm gonna go and look for a bore
Anybody wants to join?
One right next to us that big ass T-Rex ate it and walked off. What?
Those are bore. Yeah, well
There is
There's another raptor down here someone who's not in our pack
I say we kill everyone else, that isn't us. What do you guys think?
Yeah. Yeah? But what if we make a raptor pack and say a hundred guys?
We can make an exception for a Dracula.
I say we kill Dracula, Sharon.
Now it's flies on it, now should we not eat it?
No, no, you're fine.
Okay.
Say I'm at like 85%, am I able to take one more bite or no?
Yeah, you mean at 97 just take a bite?
Because we're right next to the gastrolyt.
And then you hit 100, and then you do the gastrolyt.
Oh, I see what you're saying, okay.
Since we're right next to a Gen-G, like you can eat and make sure it's at exactly 100% the whole time.
I'm at 100.8.
There'll be times where we'd look for gastrolytes for like five minutes before we find any
Right now we got a very very good spawn
How many do you need my second big odds?
Their growth rate is it based on just time or is also what we eat
Well we eat so if we are if we can keep eating these gastrolets and we find a
boar and we're able to eat that boar and the deer we can get up to 200% increased
if we were to find the other one we can get up to 300% increased. Look at
your diet. Gally, the Maya, the Sai and the Dryo. But you can also we can kill
Like in lane 1992 another dino and rip its organs out and it will also give us the diet as well
Which I say we fill up one more time and we get out of here people are taking with the gang
Fuck I should have picked a female no, I'm absolutely fucking
Oh pig come come come need this
I'm looking I see it on me. I'm waiting for you taxi we can pin it
I think I'm with you. Yeah, sounds good. I'm with you. I hear it. Right here. I have replenished
my resources and I'm ready to be a dinosaur. Oh, not good. I'm in the water. Lock it in boys.
Give it a go boys. I'm feeling it now. Lock it in boys. You pound one side up on the other,
okay. I'll get this side. I missed. Go ahead, you pound some first. You gotta run and then
right click did you eat all the deer yeah but I don't see it I can't see shit
right now sorry press X taxi press X I did yeah I press the X and I still
can't see I guess you dig shit I'm oh I did
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Yeah, I don't mind you guys,
but I'm gonna chill here till it's, hey, Jav.
Are you about that?
It's running, it's running.
I can't move.
It's about to, it's in right now.
Are you about that?
Yeah.
What?
Are you gonna chill here until it's daytime?
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, just take a little nap with me.
Okay, hold on, I'm gonna eat this, wait.
Jav's ate all the deer.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, now we're gonna starve, Jav.
No, just come here
Come to us. We need to go from this bore. I don't want to if you look away from the fence go to the left
natural selection
What we should sit down around the river
Me and close you are a peck
Let's see. This is a big bore. We need them to come over here
All right, I'm not
It's going in the wall.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
Do you want me to share it with them, Bob?
Careful. Yeah, jump off, jump off.
We just need to track it now.
Just let it believe you.
Tracking it.
I can see a little bit better now.
Oh, we're the ad.
I'm gonna one call.
Come to me.
Can you guys hear that?
Do you want me to time?
No.
Oh, yeah, I see. I see. I see it.
Over here, boys.
We need y'all to jump on this.
Oh, it'll be you after family.
Careful. It can turn on you
and almost kill you.
Yeah.
It's good right there. Let us uh, I
Feel like I'm getting big
A little bit
It's up moving
Something was running behind try here. I think I
Still can't see shit. I see him. Yeah, I can't see nothing
I've got p.n. Tech on doing nothing
Well, I was gonna be a tag and then everyone you know that means ain't don't peanut that
How are we doing here?
There's a bore nearby where right in front. It's bleeding you guys need to kill the rest. I'll handle it stand back
Hey, I don't know where
YEAHHHHH!
YOU'RE KILLING ME! YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU CHICKEN!
Why do I have to- why do I have to-
Why did I jump on you?
Help!
RAPID PARTY! RAPID PARTY!
Don't pass me!
It's dead!
NICE! OKAY!
Hold on, don't you eat all that more without me!
There's a lot more there.
Yeah, it's gonna take a while.
Now guys, listen,
We are right next to a very large body of water, but be careful while you're eating down there.
My middle name is...
Can we not drag it?
We're not big enough to drag it yet.
What if we work together?
It tastes so good.
You have any guess what it is?
This is how you do it.
You go up to it, you press G.
You're done.
I think I need to rep a small piece off,
and then you move away from water and eat it.
OK, OK.
You hold up.
Wait, where's the word?
I need to get to the next little stop.
You've got to go back to where we were.
We've got to leave the camera behind.
No, I want one here.
I want one here.
Is it done on here?
I don't want to eat.
All right, I'm going back to gas show with taxi.
There's another pig on me.
That's your mom came in town to visit?
All right, buddy.
I'll kill you.
I'll have you know my mom is a very nice lady.
I'm sure she is.
I'm sorry, I'm a hunched mom, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh wait, I know I'm a hunched.
Sorry, Mama Hut, sorry Mama Hut, my bad Mama Hut.
I'm being Mama Hut, I'm being Mama Hut.
I was just, it was just your mom doing Mama Hut.
I'm sorry Mama Hut.
I just remembered him to beat his ass.
They took all the food?
Yeah, there's a big lump.
I gotta heal by bleeding the closey bad asses.
Hit to me.
Okay, you did to me too.
No, I didn't hit.
No, no, listen, that's a good learning experience.
When we're in a fight, I'm so much in knowledge,
can feel like we're fighting if you give you pounce one of us on that
but we can't go in the water they were back to you
ice right over the bar actually there's something really large bias bro be
careful you guys can kill it just bounce both sides of it it's we have to
cross the water to it we don't want to do that
actually be careful getting over here bro there's something very big nearby
You know give us a rundown such a view of this game. Tell me this game gas for lit
No, it's
You're a dinosaur I
Can't eat and you other dinosaurs. I have absolutely
I think there may be more though
Yeah, we're back at the gas for let's we're gonna
We got it now, boys!
You guys ate all the boar.
Yeah, another boar.
There's plenty of boar to go around.
I fucked up. How do I get rid of vomit sickness?
We gotta lick a rock.
We gotta go lick some salt off of a wall.
There's none near us so you just need to rest until it goes away.
Oh, my bleeding is done?
I'll be late.
Oh
We are dinosaurs that can jump so we can go on top of rocks like this
Up here and other dinos won't be able to get to us because they can't jump
That's what if they can't die it's like then we're gonna get killed by Carreras making time above us and kill us if they see us
Are you some ghastos
I'm gonna go take a piss. I'll be right back. Oh got a gas stove got a gas stove. Oh
Anyway
Those yard. Oh my god my dash is speed running. Yeah, that's you got a gas stove died
Right we're really good this game
up there though where the TRX can see you.
You'll think I'm a gargoyle.
I'll put myself right here.
Here we go.
You actually look like a cock oil.
Cock oil!
Thank you, Mr. Taxi. Thank you.
Maybe you said it any better.
Ah!
Gargoyle.
Alright, fine.
I'm up here like a gargoyle.
I look very cool up here.
Very cool.
Cloakseed.
You do.
Why are all our eyes the same and you're done?
Check me out, Cloakseed.
I'm Alparapair.
You look so...
RAAAAAAAH!
Fuck yeah!
the
i don't say this is a pretty bad introduction for you guys because it's been raining non-fucking stop
but trust me there is a time when it's not raining i promise
char char listen
my guy's sleepy
guys
thank you
go to cities
and then go to graphics
and then go to lumen and turn it off
yeah i can see so much more
graphics
what
escape setting graphics
lumen it's under nvd ls s
and above motion blur
all of them are going to fly
now we see
where's cosy going
good job
alright you guys ready to go kill another board? i can jump higher than that
Yeah!
Wait, why does it actually look higher?
I gotta run at each other and jump and see who's on top. Ready?
Okay, perfect.
Three, two, one, now!
Yeah!
Ooh, I win!
Oh no, you're on top of me.
Oh my god, oh my god, you're on top of me!
No!
Oh, shit.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm gyrating my hips while I'm whipping you.
oh my god no oh my goodness oh my oh my god god forbid three six foot eight
German women come in the room so I'm stepping on us no everyone it is time
to play croc roulette for the water let's get some drinks wait we're sitting
drag we already agreed it was a pig nearby if we don't die yeah I need I
need that my stomach is red yep it's some water
Cuck?
Come down up there, chief.
Got plenty to go around.
Yes, we do.
That thing is a sausage party in this room.
Let's go find that bore.
Well, I need a little bit more water.
Wait, what is that?
Is that a bigger raptor?
Is that a T-Rex?
Wait, I heard something splat to my left.
Why?
I think that's a T-Rex.
I can't see it.
Where? Where?
I can't see it. I can't see it.
Where?
Oh yeah.
That's a T-Rex.
That is a T-Rex.
Okay, that's what I thought.
Where?
In front of us.
Look at me.
Oh, it's a tiny T-Rex?
It's a tiny one. Let's kill it.
Is it a tiny T-Rex?
Is it a player?
That will win by yours.
Oh, there's two of them.
Am I bleeding?
Nope!
That's not a T-Rex.
Those are the motherfuckers that haunt us.
I don't know the name of them.
Oh!
Not good.
Everybody retreat!
not good not good not good not good not good across the water across the water
jump and then right click right click yeah okay I got the deer just keep on a
look out look out look out you got it yeah all the storage all the source
yes those are raptor hunters everybody focus
They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're not coming.
Do not come. Do not come. Am I right? Listen, worse comes to worse.
We can jump up this mountain, okay? Okay. You just stay near me if they come over here.
You guys die. We'll have to find you again. I'm going to jump up on the rock and take a look
out from the Alessorias. Yeah, we can, we can live over here. This could be our new home.
Is there a keybind?
Oh, I see it!
It's on the move!
That's great!
Oh my gosh, it's right there.
It's right there.
It wants to come over here.
We might need to find...
We might need to find a larger rock.
It's coming!
We need to find a larger rock.
Let's go up here.
Where?!
Up here, up here, up here.
Is that a player?
We might need to jump up the rock.
Yes, that is a player.
Oh, oh my god!
No!
What are you doing?
Oh, God, good. Not gonna retreat this way.
This is a good rock, I think.
It's a good rock.
Come on in, Raptor Family!
Spacebar, Cloaksy. Spacebar.
Okay.
It's Foxy.
I can't jump.
This is my rock.
Maybe like it, but this one is mine.
Taxi, you might need to hide.
Not there, brother.
If he comes around that corner, you are dead.
I see how much I need to jump what?
Any amount any amount of white I think it's like maybe a quarter of the ball he's coming taxi
Taxi is right there. You need to move hide somewhere hide somewhere if you can't jump hide
You need to get higher you need to get higher you need he's coming this way
Hey, taxi, get out of my way!
Oh my God!
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
You hide anywhere.
That is not a good spot.
Maybe go hide in a bush?
I'm a rock.
I can't even jump.
I'm going over that rock.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
He's killing something.
That rock is better than our rock.
I think we go over there.
Are you right?
Yeah!
If we got that rock,
That would be perfect.
Oh, it's actually okay.
Oh, so it's bleeding, are you bleeding?
I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're awesome, too good.
We just kind of sold out Taxi a little bit
because now they're gonna cook, okay.
All right, Taxi is fine.
So, can I jump up to you from here?
You wanna jump on that rock
and then jump over here, I think.
No frickin' way.
I'm not too sure.
Stupid raptor in the raptor family
Raptor kids gather round raptor kids. I gotta tell you so much brother
Dropped him on his head when he was a baby. Oh
There he is over there
Long and it's your mind and act like he's one of us. Okay, I'm here
Hopefully I don't think you got a shape for now. I don't know where they're doing great
Now those what we you just saw the allosaurus they can't jump you're my
favorite bigger versions of us they have little hands that they grab you with and
they kill you
What are you two doing?
I don't know what he's doing.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh, I got my next, I got my next mutation.
Oh no, I have a cut.
You might have to lick it.
That's not the cut that
Yeah, what's the second one we should do?
Say it one. Oh, yeah, yeah mutation all got that yet. I'm already 49% we're doing great
Gastro, okay. Are we gonna get someone on the team that's a girl?
Yeah, direct we gotta get track on the teams. We can pull him back. I think so go
Yeah, so we can come.
Not come.
I'm gonna go kill that boy.
You have to.
Alright listen, if all else fails, we get back to that rock, okay?
Oh!
They're both running away over there now.
Oh
Do Sammy
All right
We got to find some gassel stuff. Oh guys guys to wrap this record across the lake
Wait, I just heard something like this. Yeah, it's across the lake. It's the same thing. Wait. She's a deer here
We're
Was that noise one of the raptors? Oh my god, there are two massive guys over there
I
Love k-rexes that is not what we saw before
I don't think so. I think what we saw was allosaurus. I don't know where they went
Allopecia, what what a mutation you do? I did the food. Let's kill something. There's something nearby right next to us
What is that right there taxi?
What is that? You don't want your food to drain slower. That's bad. I think dear
What do you say I see that it's a good idea after
What other mutation I should have them
Got them
Don't eat that don't eat that wrong. Don't eat that wrong. Don't eat that wrong. Oh
Oh, you might get sick.
I'm temporarily infertile.
No!
You shit!
Right, Wolf-Fuck-Brat, you go in the cop-rap recorder.
No, I'm not.
Can we eat the organs and be fine?
Can we eat the organs and be okay?
Or will we still get sick?
Don't eat organs, okay.
Never mind, don't eat that.
All right, let's move on team
What mutation do I like for my second one gastro eat to heal?
We guys
I can turn into a lady
Guys eat up on me fucking wakeling he's wiggling. I don't see what called gas really we're wiggling. I don't see one called gas
Oh my gosh, it is free loot, actually, boar.
Bottom.
Oh, I'm falling.
It's good in my family.
Dude, that's poop garbage, that's horrible.
What's up, pool?
It's my woes.
What's up, pool?
I like that guy.
I'm gonna do this one,
I'm gonna do cellular regeneration.
Oh no, I'm at 104% for my stomach, oops.
Where's with my woes that I'll invite to the group
No, that's growth rate wait gas you want me to gas row
He's on that rock over there we guys guys I can turn into a lady so I do it
You want me to blow
Holy shit
No, I want something else. I want this one. I want the Castro one.
That sure kills you. Yeah, that's a good one.
Alright, we need more boar. And we need all of those guys to do these.
This is the guy. What guy?
Is that him? Yeah.
Alright, let me invite him.
Is it a girl?
It's with my woes.
Oh, another raptor for our raptor family.
I can't see if it's a girl.
Is he a lady?
there we go stripes on your ladies are you a lady
good question no all right guys let's go you have to be the girl I'm on family
I'm coming to hot job coming. That's mama hudge
Oh, wait, yeah, I gotta think about the dinner
We are in the middle of a migration zone or a herb a herb a zone
We might actually be able to find someone to kill there's a fish or that's a frog
What's the giant- Is that them and you?
Uh, so the idea of this game is the same as Jurassic Park.
Except we broke out of containment and killed all the humans.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Good.
The goal in this game, at some point, they want to add humans in and the humans to
like hunt the dinosaurs as well.
Hello. Interesting.
We wore those gastronomons.
We do. We'll find some more.
I miss. Yeah. Oh, kill him. Kill him.
I'm dead. Be careful. He's gonna hit you hard. Yeah, he hurt man. I'm bleeding. Yeah.
Yeah. I got him. I got him. I'm out of time. Good work, boy. Good work.
I
Bore is a yes, okay here with you. I'm just
Yeah, I have a zero stamp
Yeah, you need to need to relax for a bit
Where'd the borgo?
Yeah, can I pop a stem?
Does away the stamina work? Oh my gosh guys you need to get in an elevated place
I had no time you need to hide
He doesn't see me
No taxi you don't fucking move maybe go in those trees to your left
Yeah
Get up on this
Who's your guy better one I won't go cheap
Yeah, yeah, go go go
Good thing up actually are the smartest you just didn't move
We see for safe that rock behind us definitely better, but I don't have Sam
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Don't sit on the back side, we didn't see you, at least.
Dude, what are you eating?
I'm going to fry my balls.
He's chill.
No, we don't do no cross packing, buddy.
No, no, no, no.
That's one thing I know about the game so far.
No, oh makes packing no makes packing like oh my god. There's two more look across look in front of me
There's also one right there on the left look the other one to the left for look at the two to the right
There's two T Rex right there that's where he's running from
Oh god guys, I am hearing listen
I'm hearing that someone just saw a dinosaur gets right next to them
So do not go near the water if you guys are by water
Okay, well the two t-rex is walking towards us
Is your boy, but this game going can we call him bad?
No
You can bark on them though press one. I'm gonna go over there. Yeah, I'm going to the other rock as well
yep we do we do yep I'm going yes sir yes sir yep yep oh well did you get to
be sacrificed I broke my leg you gotta find a bush and hide wait if you can walk
up here does that mean they can walk up here yes okay all right I'm jumping over
that rock yes I can yes I can yes I can if you wrap their believe enough if you
wrapped her believe oh my god no my legs are going up good I'm gonna wait
they're both laying down they're both laying down on different sides of the
river I know he's behind me chat I'm fine they know we can get up here they
I can't jump.
Tozy, if they're not fine.
Holy shit.
We are genuinely screwed.
Guys, we can't be on the floor.
We're gonna walk up here.
No, no, I don't think you...
Raptor, Jesus, take the wheel!
I got it, I got it!
They can walk up here.
Let's go!
We're safe, we're safe!
Oh my god, they can't walk up here. We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
Guys come over here, come over here!
You're sure?
Oh, uh, I think we're dead, Peanut.
Oh we're dead.
I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead.
We're dead. We're so dead.
Guys jump over here! Jump over here quickly!
I can't jump! My legs broken!
Oh no!
Oh no! She jumped over here quickly!
Oh hey! That's surrounded with my woes.
Wait, I can run away, I have maxed am.
You are way faster than the T-Rexes.
Okay, you're way faster than the T-Rexes.
What was it surrounded?
They're all around them?
I wish I could see you so far away from you guys.
Oh my god.
It is not looking good for me to shoot my walls.
It's not looking good.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
We're gonna have to rebuild dude. How long does this
Yeah, we need to just chill. Taxi
Oh, see, if we're just coming to work, we're just talking about it, you've run.
Like five minutes is what chance says. Okay.
Which side to my right? What is that?
Here's something over here. Oh, what the?
Wait, there's another raptor. What the hell was that?
You should just keep chilling where you're at, I think is the best of the wrecks coming
servers in the chat track just keep trying to join that until you get in okay
You just got to get in that server pick a raptor and we'll try and find you
sure you're female yeah we're gonna have to make a run for it cuz they can
walk up here I don't know how to get to you you just jump you run you run on
that side right there and then you jump on this thing right here and you dive
while you do it there you just jump so you run up like this like this trajectory
I'm pointing and then you jump right here like down right here
I see there was
Leaving they're leaving. Yeah, where are they heading? They're not leaving towards me. They're not leaving. Yes
Right here you want to jump right?
Yeah, right here. Okay. Hey, I'm right here. Well, I went up the rock with the little V right there
The right way you're at, I sprinted like right there, yeah.
Then sprinted up and jumped.
I'm like lagging.
And I'm cold.
Oh, please don't come over here.
Please don't come over here.
Oh my God.
Oh, no.
You called me right!
I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
No, no, no, no, no.
He can't come up the way.
Gingy, find a bush.
Gingy, they're chasing you.
swim in the water baby
I'll come try and help you
You squawk at him squawk at him. Here he is attention
Come on taxi. Oh my god. The other one's going to
Oh my god, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Yeah, we're gonna charge up a week. We're gonna go ahead go ahead. I
Don't think they can get up here
You got this you got this. Oh good work
You don't need to do that to first right at that corner. Let's watch did you get eaten alive?
Oh my god, I don't know who that is, but I know he's watching the stream sir
You are I say sir. You are a saint and a fine rapper soldier
Oh my god, he's going in for that kill
How do you guys get over there?
He's oh my god, let's go behind you watch watch what's behind you. You have to jump over here. See where I'm looking
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sprint and jump from.
No, you spring and jump from the little.
He's cooking.
Yeah.
Right, right where you are.
I'm going to have a spring and jump.
Coach, what's behind you?
That's an allosaur.
That's our arch.
No, no, no.
Taxi.
There's something that can kill you really quick behind us.
Oh, he's going for another attack.
Wait, this guy's sick actually.
This guy's the best!
Wait, which one are you?
Axie, you just break your legs.
Get him, little buddy! Get him!
You need to hide, you need to hide.
No, don't come near us!
Because he's the best finder bush, Taxi.
Find the bush.
Wait, where's the other one?
Holy sh**t, I'm f**king showdown with him!
Yo, look to be quite a pickle.
It's 15 minutes from a leg fracture!
Where did you get him?!
WINDGES!
I wanna go and watch.
WINDGES HEM!
I'm coming over to you guys.
You go to where taxi is and then you jump from the V to our bottom.
I wouldn't recommend doing that.
I got the first time. It's easy.
Oh my god, he's going for the kill!
WINDGES HIM! WINDGES HIM! WINDGES HIM!
Wait, he keeps jumping out of the car.
Oh my god.
He's gonna go get the boar.
Wait, where's the other one?
Wasn't there two of them?
Yeah, but I said that one ran away.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
This is, I don't know how you guys did that.
I'll come back and show you once.
You're like this?
I'll show you.
Oh my God.
He's coming back.
OK.
Oh my God, my legs broke.
Guys, guys, my legs broke.
Everyone.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, there is no way.
There is no way.
Are we so serious?
My stomach is getting low.
How long does it take to figure out what to do in 15 minutes?
I just go back and come back.
15 minutes?
Wait, wait, this raptor under us is insane.
Wait, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Pinox, Pinox.
Wait, dude, this raptor is, oh, no.
I was coming back there to show you how to do it!
How do I know my legs fixed?
Just get out of the sit there till it doesn't say fracture whatever you first have.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
There is no way.
Right, we'll wait, we'll wait, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Why don't we...
Juvirex backed by Sank.
Pear, what does that mean?
Shakespeare, there's uh, Juvie.
Oh, hey, there's our hero.
Where is he?
Oh, he's back.
It goes by hero.
What a mess he goes.
Don't make him fight into the group.
Let me go get him.
Yeah, get him in here.
He's earned his place amongst our Raptor tribe.
He has earned his place against us warriors.
Oh, wait, dude.
He made it on top of the rock.
GG he's on the rock that you were on yeah he was able to get up there so I ran
away guys careful gingy to your left
oh f**k
let's go
guys peanut what you might need to hide brother on us on us he sees
You wait taxi taxi. Oh taxes fucked up. I'm fine. What do you mean? Wait, wait chasing Juana?
Do the guanas kind of a beast what? Yeah? He is crazy got balls of raptor steels. Hey, dude. He said get him
He wants to fight him
Wait, he's coming back this guy's big guys come back. I was a T to get this leg fixed
Yeah, 15 minutes
Oh shit, peanut, peanut, peanut, the T-Rex is back.
Wait, what is attacking me?
Oh no, oh wait, wait, wait, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
We need a hero!
Mr. Aguade in the middle of the night!
He got it, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, what!
He can't jump, he can't jump.
He can't, okay.
And if he drops like we dropped, he dies because he weighs more.
Really?
He can track you.
And then we can eat him?
He can track me?
There's a guy talking.
Hey!
He's telling us how to kill him.
A gentle raptor's nod.
I
Not anywhere if we if we knew how to use our side out of but
And pounce
To the opposite side of the rock where he's standing okay gentle raptor
I've got a new Raptor brother over here tonight by him the crew
Gentlemen yourself mr. P. I knew it was a jet he gets on top of this rock
I knew that was a gentle raptor's nod.
No, he shouldn't be able to.
Guys, I think we killed him.
Yes.
We have a nine of us.
You were both except, good raptor, good raptor.
We can, the problem is that people will die.
That's what I'm afraid of.
I just don't want you guys to die
and then have to try and live by yourselves
because you'll hate it.
J.G. careful.
I'm so fat
How do we get bigger
You press tab and hover over the line at the bottom to tell you what percent you are I'm 59% bigness
Wait, where?
Let's have a number at the bottom right. Oh, I'm 59% big
Give me the hell also, it's not 15 minutes. It's five. It's five. Oh good. Good. Okay
Are we good the ship of the McDonald's dr. Pepper, you know this dumb ass is double taxi
That's never great one of the best sodas ever
Wait, Taxi, are you at the bottom of the rock?
I'm not...
Why would you...
Why would you let me out?
Why'd you let it?
What the fuck did you...?
What do you mean? Your name shows that.
Oh, is that you?
Oh, my gosh, Taxi.
Be careful over there, bud.
Peanut, how's your fracture looking?
Ah, it's still fractured!
AHHHH!
Oh, my God.
that I should say the absolute shit out of me.
I thought the food in his mouth was his tongue hanging out
and he was about to bite me.
Oh my God.
I'm like the weirdo.
It's oh.
Oh my God.
Hey guys, wait, Aguana?
Aguana, Brian?
Guys, I gotta eat something.
My stomach is like low.
How low?
Who ate my butthole?
it's under the little nozzle thing on the left you know how like you're it looks
like
a circle or shit
where's this leg
like you're half
no no so the first nozzle and the second nozzle it's under your low low okay
we need to go on it's running circles around these fools
they have nothing on iguana
thank you we're okay we cannot run t-rex we'll be fine
i'm just worried about your guys as fractures thank you
i don't have it you're on me you guys have to walk it over
I'm down to go get my clothes fixed.
Shane, the army got my clothes fixed.
This T-Rex fuck off?
Which one's fixed? Which one's fixed?
And now it's foggy.
I'm at 15% for the sake.
Okay, we need to go get food.
Uh, you guys should all wear this little wig.
Did he?
There's a massive dinosaur that just walked right in front of me!
Yeah, oh my god, there's so many what the hell wait, what do you mean?
Oh
My gosh guys, this is not good Peter. Don't fucking move
That's a rabbit. Oh my gosh
My dinosaur must be stupid or something, because my legs cannot get unfraction.
Once he's unfractured, we're leaving, we're running.
We eat the food, where's the food at?
Oh, this gentle raptor has been bringing me food while I'm healing my leg.
I've been saying I need food!
Ooh, get yourself your own gentle raptor.
I
Was the evening
That's what I know taxi there's two massive t-Rex's right next to us on the other side
Yes, right next to us even we're okay. We just got away. It's in the track. It's in the streaming waiting room right above our channel
Okay drunk really food what?
They're picking up a G and then I tap E, right?
Wait, he's walking to your left, taxi, taxi.
Well, I think he didn't work either.
We're trying to hold an E right now.
I think he doesn't work either.
Yeah, he's walking towards, wait,
he's searching the bottom of this rock.
Which is gonna legs fixed, which is gonna legs fixed.
It's most important, most important.
Oh, it's really, that one's bugged.
That one's bugged, gave you that one.
What should I come?
your leg fractured no yeah you're fine you can run around and he's still sitting
there wait you're not real are you okay you're an idiot
I'm going to go. They want us
back. They want taxi taxi
taxi taxi.
Did I go here? Oh, do not come
over here, you jackass. Don't
somewhere else. There's something
swimming in the river right
My god
We need to go get food
What I do
Cope see you need to try and get down from there without breaking your legs
What do you fancy it's like how do you know how do you know all right Genji with me closely with me peanut. Don't die
Taxi keep peanut alive. Don't die till we get back. I need water really
maximum power boys oh yeah you want to miss pussy a k catches you can't have
none of this oh we're fine okay I got a little back I got a little bit oh where
you boys go from the other side over here look at the food you can still see
us can I have them to wrap it wait let me give them a nod
Oh
This order is fine to drink right?
Yeah, you have properties track and then a go it from a branch. Thank you director
Anyway, this is still happening. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go, and then it updates your game
This is the most gentle mainly raptor I've ever seen I
I like this actually vibe to the group. Yeah, just bring him over to me. I follow me gentle raptor gentle raptor follow me
I'll be cool
Just one of these don't need water. No, I got water from over there. Yeah, I'm drinking right here
You're drinking right there
Oxy please be careful near the water, but I'm full of water
I'm good.
I'm staring at it with the fucking Hawkeyes I'm so scared.
My ass is so puckered.
I need food.
They're still getting invited if I call hutch fat.
You're gonna be in two.
Come and look.
Come and look at where I'm drinking, you two.
Oh, that's exactly what I'm trying to drink.
They can't ambush you here.
It's like a little pond.
All right, follow me, boys.
Okay.
Oh, my man, my man!
I'm on the lookout.
Yeah, I heard that too. I heard a cock.
I'm on the way boys. Let's get the mr. Jent the raptor in the group. All right, I'm waiting for you peanut. I
Should be right behind me somewhere
Wait, how many people do we have in the group so far cuz isn't it eight? Oh, I don't know we still need drag
You should be able to have 40 I still need more food
food. Here we go. We'll make room for drag on food. Alright well we know there's food
across so we should jump across. We should jump across and go and look for food. I don't
know if I should show you this. Across and eat a rock. Yeah let's eat a rock. Yeah we'll
We'll go right. Yeah. And we'll look for food over here.
Taxi.
Genji, go left. Peanut.
Cokesy. Come with me on the right. We'll look for food.
You guys look for food over there.
We are bored.
Yeah. If anyone finds food, just call it out.
My God, how much?
So much water everywhere.
Why is it saying force for gas to lift when they can't do it?
You just kind of move your body around and look for the right spot.
Yeah, do the cha cha slide, they usually eat it.
I got it.
It's unmeaning to you if you want to eat a rock.
No raptor cha cha slide.
Alright.
There's no boards and I'm low on stamina.
No.
It ain't good, Jim.
You want a cuddle?
Alright, so I think what we're going to do is we're going to go back towards the migration
zone and try and look for food over there.
Yeah, we need a boar.
What's the why?
What food do we need for the why?
Look at your list.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
Dry and sores
There it is
Grasslands River Delta swamp
Do we know where those are?
I'm getting told folksy needs food fast
Down yeah, I'm not like oh
I'm saying oh, but Casa Sores
Golemmas
Mussel Sores
Gally Mimas
What is that noise?
All right, we need to go get close to your folksy right whenever I have enough stamina
We're gonna all start walking so make sure you guys have stamina because we're not gonna stop till we get close to food
Or he's gonna die. I think there's a bore over by me
Okay
We're coming I'm a coming don't you worry
Yeah!
I fractured my legs and I'm on HB.
Good boy!
We're gonna ride across over here somewhere.
Raptor to Jane!
You broke your leg again, Taxi?
Yeah.
Oh no.
Yeah, you just need to- are you okay on food?
I'm okay, I'm one third.
Alrighty.
It was over here.
I'll try and if we find something close, I'll bring it to you.
I
Know right here right here drunk on it
Nice
Make sure you guys like close to you first or at least letting me to begin with
She just left click on the head while he's eating it. Yep. Do my guy keep jumping over it now
I hear doing all cultures here
Oh, yeah, I've got enough food. I'm looking pretty good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm
half. I'm half. You get cultured the group. I didn't get any food. I can't wear a full
Oh, no group for you cause you're not a Sam you go ahead and chill
Denny stay with me. We're gonna go kill another one. Yes, track
Herbivore carnivore on the more human egg carnivore
John you where do you find those? How do you know where to look for those girls?
Yeah, we gotta fuck you
I'll be right there. Yeah
Female make sure you click the female. Oh, I gone
We are patches of rocky dirt.
Rocky dirt?
Is that, is that a chicken?
Is it all dirt, Rocky?
I think, I think we heard a chicken somewhere.
That's the right to talk about some way to make it out bad.
Thank you my boy.
Easy.
On me?
Yup.
Here you go, Genji.
I'm in boys and girls.
Oh.
On the ground, Genji.
Yeah.
Right here.
He's our rapper family, so I'm at a stamp right now folks the dad
That's our baby
Thank you very much
mm-hmm. Oh
Clark's his female conscious female
Wait folks he is a female no cluckster. No cluckster. Cluckster
Look how clock we have no more room in the group. You're just gonna have to try not to lose us
We still fucking me that he's not the group. Yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Cluckster prepared that anus.
What is that noise?
That.
But I didn't have to put that long code anywhere.
No, because we already spawned in.
You just have to spawn in and.
OK, I'm just showing you around right now.
Yeah, which one's Cluckster?
It's gonna be hard to find.
I'll try.
OK, which is G-Sides.
I had a board on me.
Yeah, just try and find food.
Hold Q and eat letters.
Yo, I hear a board.
Oh, what the fuck?
Closer, is this one of you?
I'm the small lad.
Who's that, then?
Who's that guy?
Oh, I see it. I see the board.
Is that Jesus?
I need my sand for it, though.
Oh, I'm looking good. I got full food, full stamina, and full water.
I'm looking good. I'm looking good.
Kill that board then I'm on it boss. I'm on it. Is there any way to stop from my guy from jumping over the guy?
I'm trying to hit with left click
You just gotta yeah, you just got to get good at it. We gotcha gotcha. Is it deer right over there across all over you boys
Who she needs some food are you starving?
Yeah, we're gonna go kill the board when I get stammage directly on my ass
Directly south over the water. Well, how you know what South?
You have a raptor companies?
No, I'm just saying like the north of me right in front of me is north south.
That's 12 o'clock. She means 6 o'clock.
Listen, listen, there is a company to be right Q.
If you hold Q, where the line dips is south, where the line peaks is north.
Oh, I'm going to the line peak.
I'm going to go kill these boys.
Is this my right hook?
Yeah.
Come on raptor baby.
Yeah.
Are you guys back at the...
There's a deer in front of me and I have no idea.
You'll see someone if you have-
Oh I see it! I see it!
Charge!
How long are through?
Oh shit.
God, get me up! Get me up!
Take that!
You see, how are they hitting without jumping?
I don't understand how they're doing that.
Oh, nice.
How are they doing that?
Doing what, Peanut?
They're hitting but without jumping
This is what I like clicking is that what you're saying no you left click my guy jumps forward
When they were left clicking it it didn't hit. Oh, yeah, it's just hit escape
Hey, it's settings the same place we turn it on streamer mode. You're gonna turn on alt biting
And then click the little circle on that little square. Oh
Okay, got it so now you'll have to press alt and then do it now you should be able to just left-click and attack oh
Yep, it works. Okay. Cool. Sorry. I should told you that earlier
All right, yep, how do you all fight?
Holding off and then bite
It doesn't really matter on you won't use that much on Raptor, but when you're on bigger dinos
It's a directional so wherever your camera's looking hold alt and then hit left click. That's where you'll bite
Now it keeps jumping me
Be sure to check make sure you are holding all sure you apply it. I did they don't hold all what you guys left leg. Oh
Yeah, okay, so
Yeah
I
Yarn baby a bass
Cluckster be sent in sale
He's so tiny to be spawned and we were that small. Mm-hmm. I was let's head back over to them
I'm it. I'm at 67% now. I'm at
We are officially at the size of we can fuck shit up
Yeah
Wait, I'm not at the big boy yet. Well, we kill first. No, but we but we can kill stuff
We just can't kill like a fully grown adult stuff, but we can kill things
Weed or trees
I
Really going right now monster and I don't know. I'm just looking for it
You guys over to us. We're coming back over to you and we're gonna migrate. We're gonna go to somewhere else
Chicken
It's a big boy. It's a big boy. It's a big boy. It's massive, uh, maybe if we all work together, but do you get one of us?
because I feel like you got one of us.
Yeah, I think he killed Iguana.
Oh no!
Yeah, I don't see no Iguana!
Okay, if that guy can kill Iguana,
we're not fighting that thing.
Iguana is the best Raptor I've ever seen.
Oh, dang!
Oh, man!
He puts it down.
Oh, sevens in the chat for Mr. Raptor Iguana gentlemen.
Because he came out of the booth.
Oh, sevens in the chat.
I think he was camping.
He was a fine man.
You know, even out of the room.
Oh, yeah.
You chats tell me it's a huge Rex.
Mm-mm.
Well, room for Clarkster in track now.
Wait, two people died?
But he just, that one guy.
Aguana's alive, I see Aguana's alive.
I see a turn, Aguana's alive.
Let's go!
All right, Clarkster, not yet.
Aguana's alive!
A raptor family is complete again.
I
See all grew up. I would to split up right now. Yeah, come to me. I'm one calling. All right, Bobby coachy mr.
Daxi
Taxi, how you doing our food? I'm low. Very well. We have food on us. We have food on us. I
Need this
What's up?
Why is it lagging?
Yeah, it's lagged, but...
It's not a good sign.
Yeah!
Holy shit, what was that?
Was that a big gate?
What was that?
Wait, there's a big gate to our left.
Yeah, if you go through the big gate, maybe I can come through.
I've never seen a big dinosaur before so yeah, okay. Yeah, you look at our wrap
and then you just
Oh
It's not like the baby you're cooking
My stomach is almost empty. Oh my god. I see a big dinosaur rare
That's gotta be a t-rex by the gate
Okay, so if you go I just like in you
Yeah, someone to save me
I'm gonna press one and we'll see if you hear me wait let me report them
Who's guy wait? What is that? What is that another raptor?
It's another raptor. Oh, all right. He's rolling. Yeah, we can kill anything at this point. Oh
My gosh more raptors just join Bobby Bates
All right, no matter right Bobby Bates does not matter. No
Alright guys, listen to me, listen to me.
There's the plan.
After meeting.
We are going to fight.
If you are not in this discord, you are platoon one.
You are going in first, okay?
Aguada will lead, but you are following Aguada into battle.
You will follow Aguada through the gates of hell!
What?
You understand me, rapper family!
dropping like flies myself and platoon two which is everyone in the discord will then attack
after cotton has been gotten to me is everyone understand sir raptor sir okay on me maintain
stamina if you are almost out to your claws stop running and walk and we'll all walk
Well, wait, can we rest up a little bit more?
I might grab my coffee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta go and take a pee pee, too.
Yeah.
I don't think a pee pee can pee pee.
I need food, everyone.
I need food.
Everyone, I need food.
There should be food there unless someone ate it.
If not, taxi, come with me.
We'll go get you more.
Come with me right now while everyone else is resting.
Are you good on stamina?
I'm half.
I just jumped.
Okay, that's fine.
Come with me.
We'll go get you food while they're all getting reset.
Let's go find food.
Someone said there's food around.
We'll find you something else.
No big deal.
I hear a deer over here in the left.
We go kill this.
Bother at it.
Okay.
When I latch onto something, does it automatically start damaging them?
Or do I have to press left click?
It automatically starts damaging them.
How do I kill something?
You?
Good luck.
I have to do it.
No, I'm going to MK.
Yeah, good luck.
Good luck.
It's very hard as a baby.
You need to hold Q and find food.
Tax and come to me.
I have a deer for you.
The food that you're going to look for
is going to be symbols on your screen, right?
I would maximize the movement of symbols on my screen.
Is this water safe yours or are you clocking out at it?
simple the bottom right okay hold left mouse button one on something it's OP
right now that's what a guana said I trust that guy okay I do I do that yeah I
never thought I'd meet an aisle sweat so you right click and then once you're on
it you hold that left click is how he's in yeah hold left mouse button one on
okay okay I trust it with my life the alo that that was hunting us earlier
is back if it's just one we can kill that motherfucker near droopy where the
hell is your feet he's gonna pay for it
more than a bee yeah we're at that size
now we're we'll ride yeah I'm coming
upon a family I mean family I got to be
trying to look for food okay so it
doesn't matter if it's a forage right I
have no idea says hold the eats a
forage for gas gas lights no that's
You don't want that you don't want that I've got full food full water
All right with me team. Let's go shit. We are cooking. We're the best rappers ever see
We are doing it. We're walking and we're going towards it and we're fighting anything. That's there
Yeah, who's gonna stop us who is gonna stop us I
Wouldn't mess with us
You kidding me you think
That big key rex is near the bridge
I don't know if we should start on the largest guy in the game, but he
No, he's saying he had a baby. Oh, let's kill his baby
That's that's bone up
If you guys see something to kill and you're not in the group start spamming one or only if it's killable all right
It'll be boys
Gotta catch up with everybody
as a borehead as well we can
We are invincible.
We're invincible.
They're wanting, they're one calling.
They're one calling.
Right here, direct gentlemen.
Get ready.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
Attack!
Charge!
Well, tune to, stay back.
They're fighting them right now.
Let them do their work.
Wait, he killed them.
They killed them.
What?
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
You guys are all wrong.
Oh, ground it down, ground it down, run!
Wait, the blood is on him.
Please kill him, he's killing him!
What is killing him?
I'm dead!
Kill him!
Oh, folks, be careful.
Oh, I got him!
Don't worry, I got these shits!
I'm dead!
Fuck you, man!
In edge!
Fuck this edge!
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
He's going into the wall.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I just did a boys!
Oh, no. Careful, careful, careful.
Be careful. Be careful.
No, the truck is like flies over there.
Wait.
No!
Oh, do it. Get up.
Do it. Get up.
Jump, jump.
Move, move, move, move.
Get out of the house!
Eat up, boys! Eat up!
Wait, dude, I was fucking him for so long,
and I didn't feel good.
I'm in a word.
He's coming back. He's coming back. He's eating our food. He's eating our friends.
He's eating our people.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh man.
Alright, over eight.
It's about eight. Whoops.
Bro, he just one step.
Two people.
Boom, boom, boom.
He's wild.
He said, the Alligator's talking by the way.
He said, Holy shit, you are so many.
How do you not?
He's doing a death roll.
eating our people who do we lose look around iguana still here yeah
represent buster's dead yeah I'm at 69.6% wait where's where's the other guy
at Bobby I think we lost to Bobby's fucking dad oh my god
No, he's here, he's here, he's here.
Okay.
All chats, can I get an 07 for Clarkster?
07 for the chat with Clarkster.
I think that was the one.
It's only right.
I thought it was the chat.
It's right.
Wait.
The chat died?
Wait, the chat died.
W for the chat for drag.
It's NTWRX.
Guys, it's pitch dark.
Hit X.
Oh, and go to your settings and turn off.
What is it called?
Oh wait I'm bleeding! Wait, when did I start bleeding?
I'm a little bit above the middle.
I don't remember getting attacked.
Oh, drunk guy.
Who died?
Drunk.
He's ripping me apart.
No, drunk's alive, he's typing right now.
Oh.
Oh, he's right there.
Alright, on to our next victim.
Let's see what everybody's all rested up.
Yeah, a little bit rashed.
The Krug is working at us.
We're careful.
Gingy, Gingy, Gingy, Gingy, Gingy.
There's no time to take our food.
Yeah, we're going back in.
Platoon one!
There's swords!
Wait, can we kill Grog?
Yeah!
Attack!
Platoon one, get in there!
I kind of want to get in there.
I'll be going up my bleed.
Clopsy, you die.
You're going to be like Drac.
Yeah, this is horrible, Clopsy.
Don't go on the side of its head. Don't go on the side of its head. They can one tap you
Can it one tap you? Yes. You have to go from the side behind
He's getting in there good work
Oh a little guys on them
Well, oh god, I'll let him take this food. It's our food get out of here
He's taking our food!
Oh, gee!
Good, good, good, good, good.
Little love tap never hurt no one.
Gwadon's going in, Gwadon's going in!
He's not a Gwadon.
Bleed him.
Wait, we just heard something else call.
What's that noise?
Hold on, fuck the croc, fuck the croc.
He's just gonna go in the water.
with tunes pull off
We can't so there's certain dinos like the apex predators that are just impossible to kill
Do you see the flying that's one of them my dear that's a player. Yeah
The pterodactyl
That's a pterodactyl. What the fuck? Yeah, you can play that fuck you can play a little penguin that just hops around and does nothing
It's awesome. Are you guys by a beach by any chance?
No beer by a slumber
shit
Rage maintain your stamina
I'm gonna keep one calling track just
Try and like look at the stream and see if you see anything that you walk past. It's the best way
I don't know the map right help you more
I'm telling you man. I was riding that Crockett's for like the house not dead. Yeah 30 seconds
So there's there's there's different
For different dinos is different things crocs have insane bleed resist which we
We cause bleeds. It's how we kill stuff. So
Like we're anything on the land. Oh, like the biggest dino on the land. We can kill easy
Oh
Wait drunk said it if your stams above 60% it Regen's faster walking that's true. Yeah
Yes, so
To wherever above the two clothes on the side because then there it is she has no balls
Yes, I want to die out there that
Claws at the bottom just start walking and you'll regen while you're walking
But if you go below the two claws, you will not regen
Yeah
If we're full grown can the crocodiles at once on us
You know dead that things above us again with the point of being wrong
Well again, we can kill everything else. We just can't kill Crocs. We got if we can now I'll say this
Crocs will
Migrate just like us so they'll move on land long distances
And if we can find one doing that we can kill them
But if they're near water when they get low they'll just go in the water and we can't kill them
We can't do anything about it. God. Okay
Hey, come on up to me.
Crocs seem broken.
They kind of are broken.
They kind of seem like it.
They are very broken, but it is insane to not die
because you run out of food.
Hence why they were going to come on land and try and kill us.
Share that with the class.
I'm going to take a little nibble.
I have to take a little nibble of the rabbit.
That's a W.A.V.
Thanks, Shave.
The flying's U.A.V.
Thanks, buddy. Thank you.
I got a rabbit!
There's no point in stealing from the size of your foot.
I got a rabbit! I got a rabbit!
You gotta take me out!
You...you...you want some of this rabbit clothesie?
You want some rabbit?
He stole my buddy!
It's foggy, I don't like this.
Alright, whoever holds the rabbit commands the group.
Okay, this way, brothers!
I
Don't know me
Well, yeah, Draco, I wish I could tell you where we are here dog iguana. Why are you taking us?
Can you take us somewhere? That's like uh?
What are you doing those are gonna be?
15% less damage from bigger dinos the cognitive
Cognizant. Cognizant. Cognizant. Cognizant. No, it's not that.
Congenital. There you go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
All of Aguada, boys. Yeah. Cognizant.
Cognizant. Mutated. Mutated. Cognizant.
Yo, if you don't have night vision on, by the way, it looks sick.
Yeah, it's foggy. Yeah.
Ghost dinosaurs
You lay down. Oh pretty
You can also hide like that
nice
Is a fence tracker you buy a fence?
I'm pretty sure that's around the entire man. Oh shit
something over here you hear that something in there something in here boys well I've
got the buddy of commander I've got the landing money I say we check it out it's
just another rocker we're good just all right we continue onward then that's
get bones. So are we the biggest we are? No. No, we're still whole another size to
us. Well, how do we get there? Keep eating. Keep eating. We got to now, we're so big,
we got to kill other dinos, we got to kill other players. Now we're at the point of the
game, Cloaksy, where we're trying to kill people who've been spending six, seven, eight
hours growing their shit and take that away from them. Fuck yeah. Okay. The glory.
That dynasukis that our boys killed probably spent two hours getting there.
Well shit.
Well how did our boys literally want to happen?
Because there's so many of us.
Believe it or not, not normal groups get to 30 plus tractors like us.
Skill issue.
I'm so big so when do we get to fuck drag? Yeah, when do you get to fuck drag?
Well the problem is track is still very small and very lonely out there in the
world. Come on miss you some guy keeps adding me to his group well no Adam and
see if he can help telling you to stream so they can tell you
like help you.
Wow, that would help.
That would help a lot. Go live.
Wait, this guy's asking for a fashion.
We don't know.
We're going to the wet. We're going to the highlands.
Tell him to meet us at the highlands.
The highlands.
I got no stamp though.
But I'm tight.
F.
Holy shit.
Alright, we're at the highlands boys.
We need to find you now.
Where we going?
I don't even know where we're going.
Highlands.
So we're in like a POI.
This is where a lot of the nine
knows my great too.
Uh-oh.
Gingy.
Okay.
Yep.
No issues there.
Thank God.
Wow.
I did not mean to jump that was
Oh
Thank God
All right, well, I was shy of the guy with the raptor with the body of leadership is talking we
Keep doing what we're doing
Good good good
I
Everybody line up a bit of water water roulette. No, but he touched my body of leadership
Water roulette who's gonna be the one against grabs I can I bring don't go that far. I can't bring
Someone to my buddy leadership
I think someone ate your buddy a leadership. Oh
I got a gas or left.
Did I eat that?
Hell yeah!
Hi, what do I do with my mutations?
Who is the buddy of leadership?
The...
Tog 1.
15% less by larger dinos.
Oops, I didn't mean to call.
I pressed Q.
What did that do?
All right, back on Iguana.
Oh!
Okay.
Thank you.
gentle raptor I have the body of leadership yet again gentle raptor was
looking over for me all right boy I'm mutation I got mutation we're heading
this way one cog 15% less from larger dinos but even super smokin
Cog genital hyper that one. Yeah cock genital mutation
That's what you want because you shit
Split dragon half
Watch can you can you rescue? I want to see what you're going towards
You have no idea what we're going for
He but he doesn't play like Southeast
Yeah, all tracks big tracks
tracks. What does that mean? Sarah. Wait. Several, several raptors. What the hell is that? Several
raptors can pin down big dinosaurs. I didn't know that. Yeah. So we all jump on it. One
on the top, two on the side, and we're full grown. We can pin it and fuck it. Fuck yeah.
Well, you need to get to the tracks. We follow the tracks. Aguana's looking at
the tracks right now. Where's the boy? Where is he? It's in the bushes somewhere. Are
you sure? Oh my gosh. Are you sure? Like that. What's that? I think. Where is it?
Where's it?
On me.
Yeah, right over here, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
Oh, go, go, go!
Get it!
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on us,
on us.
Yeah, it's running.
It's in front of us.
We see it.
Get it, boys!
Oh, no.
Kind of low on stand.
Charge!
It's running through the bushes, spread out,
so it doesn't get away from us.
I'm going to chill here until I have the stand that I
need.
Yeah, but it's fine.
Go, Raptor family, go!
Yep, so directly in front of us. It's a car. No, it's not a Sarah
That's easy down
We can take it down. We can take it down. It's just faster
You gotta eat the rabbit of leadership. I got it
Speeding where I was there and we're in my stamp. Yeah, that's fine
We've got the rabbit of leadership. Don't worry, Tony
There's a lot of fail
I
Kind of lost it a little bit. I'm looking I'm seeing tracks right here. I am watching for crux
You lead this way. Oh
The squirrel of leadership boys, I don't know
Can I have that? Wait, it might be on a guana. I might be chasing. I hear something sounds like a guana's fighting it. Oh
Okay
Oh, I want to just disappeared
leadership
Wait, do you guys have trees around you tall skin trees? Yes, I'm wanting
Guys guys, I need to eat the rabbit of leadership, but I did somebody gave me the squirrel leadership
Is it on a water? No. No, no, no
What do I do for my next mutation for my third one?
talk
150% less by larger dinos that one
What was it called?
Cog something odd
Not the day or something odd balls cock general mutation. There you go. There it is
Hope we failed our first time. What was that Chad? How's it so fucking fast? No, no
Whoa, what was that buddy?
In front of us.
There!
On us, on us, on us!
Oh, god, go, go, go, go!
Two of them, two of them!
Careful, careful.
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him.
Very careful, very careful.
Oh, my god.
This guy's quick.
We can beat him, we can beat him.
We just gotta be very careful.
Hey, guys, I'm gonna drop this.
Make sure to remind me where it is.
Boy, it's platoon, come back.
Squirrel of wisdom right there.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe you remember me.
But
A lot will die that's a risk I'm willing to take as long as you shut me you can do this
This is not us and then is going we should be good
They got closer again
They keep one shot you in the head a lot will die
That's what I want to say
Wait this guy's alone now this guy's alone
I was a T-Rex gonna go kill them he's chasing them chasing the people were chasing
I
Sneaky came up right on me
So you can kill the big boys right
No problem. No, we can kill the t-rex. Just gonna be very very scary
Everybody just get your stand back, okay, go ahead and head this way
That right there boys is about 10 hours of work
That T-Rex is 10 hours of work.
Oh yeah.
Oh, thank you.
I don't care if I die.
Jack said 12 hours and we can kill him.
That is 12 hours gone.
I hope someone just died.
No, no, no.
He got me.
Okay.
So when I'm on his ass, I should be holding left mouse, but I know right mouse left,
I believe.
Is it left to make you bleed?
I don't know.
Just the guan told us to do it.
So I'm just gonna do it.
he goes to be sounded out.
Yep.
Adam is a idle streamer.
He said 12 plus hours, no doubt for that, Diana.
Holy crap.
Now remember, just because he's not looking your way,
he can hold Alt and bite in your direction.
Got it, got it.
But we want to force him to Alt bite,
and then we make our move.
Like what our boys are doing right now.
Get him to bleed.
Get him to bleed, boss.
Get him to bleed.
I don't know who that was one of our boys oh sevens in the chest this rex is bad
you guys can't water them we should walk around them to make him dizzy they're
You make him dizzy, you make him dizzy.
Wait, the Saras might be attempting to help us.
Boys, I have bad news.
What?
Are you dead again?
I'm losing my ones to a pig and I am temporarily infertile.
Oh my God.
Am I useless?
Spin around them, boys, spin around them.
You spin around them, guys, if you have clockwise,
clockwise.
Yeah, clockwise, yeah.
Wait, wait, both of us, both of us.
Let's do counter-clockwise and clockwise.
Really confusing.
you're in trouble now buddy you're in my house now buddy this is raptor territory
big man wait we gotta wait for the fight right wait everybody no good job boys
good job oh we're doing great we want to be for the fight and then jump is that
the bite or that a stomp oh shit one of our boys might die he's alive good
He's bleeding out bad now. This is great. This is great. This is great
Beautiful beautiful rival one shakes off
He's going for the water
Not good. Oh, she's gonna camp the water now. It's fine. All right, listen
I don't want to die
Oh, yeah, there's a red thing
We need to kill that dillo too, yeah, wait, what is it?
Oh, you are the inbound.
I repeat, you are the inbound.
Listen, listen, Genji, you guys focus on that guy over there.
I think he's after Taxi.
I'm good.
We're going to keep moving this Rex around.
This is good.
Careful, Taxi.
You got the Sarahs to your right.
Can you attack him with the water?
Yeah.
got the Sarah's to your right come on buddy you wrapped it there to it now big
man come on right oh I should I should
You're running away.
Well, you ain't getting away today.
You ain't getting away today.
Like I said, 30 minute fights as long as we keep this bleed up, we are doing great.
Oh, we're doing great.
We're doing great.
Give me the ulti, Zach.
Get him.
Nice.
Huh?
I do that.
Do that.
Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
Oh, we got him.
We got him.
That was beautiful.
AAAAAAARGH, YEAARGH, YEAARGH!
Bleeds back, bleeds back. Now we track them. Just hold them.
You're in my side!
Where's the other guys?
I have to country, buddy.
NICE!
He's going in, he's going in!
He's in, he's in!
He's bleeding bad, he's bleeding bad, all right now.
There's two on our left still.
Yep, we are at the point where we just do not let him reset.
He's going to try and lay down to stop the bleed.
When he does that, we pounce on him.
But he can pump fake it by hitting control and wantapius.
So just make sure he fully commits that lay down.
Little Raptors, make sure y'all keep trying to jump on him.
Why can't we take it with the water again?
Any time he blinks, that's an old bite. You want to go in after he's done with that?
Just right here. If it looks like this, uh, closely watch for me.
Okay.
Oh, okay, okay.
And then he's uncooled down with it for a bit.
It's half a second, but it leaves a little opening for us.
The water peanut, if he, if you jump off into the water, he'll swim after you in one tap.
Oh.
Oh, he's going after him!
Oh my God!
Nice!
He's just getting them!
Oh my God! Coach, where does he-
He's here!
He just killed the bird!
He just killed the bird on accident!
What the hell is that one doing?
He's eating!
Trying to put a little invisible raptor-mobile.
Oh no! What the hell?
Oh my gosh. Get up boys. This is good. Oh no I should have went out of that.
Oh come on. Oh. Are you ready to go to the end?
They're great boys doing great. Yeah because I turned around there's more of us.
We have so many in number.
Another red coming down the red coming down the red coming where where I don't know I don't know I don't know
He does the reds telling us that
You're starting to answer. He's right there
We're you see him behind the bushes in front of hutch. Oh
My god. Yeah, he's a big boys. Holy fuck. He's huge. We're
What we
There's two of them! OH SHIT!
RUN!
We don't want...
Wait, there's three of them.
There's two of them! I can't see that thing!
Hit that thing or not, Vision, brother.
I'm already on that, Vision.
He's laying down!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
We hit him with a...
YEAH!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Unchimbal have to kill them. Who we kill? What we kill what we kill?
Yes, we kill the red one
Okay, I am laying in a bush. I'm laying in a bush as well. Oh
My whoever jumped on that dillo with me. You're a fucking god
All right taxi what you should do is is you and drag to coordinate a spawn
I'm bleeding I have to make it stop oh he's going to I'll be attacking
Watch help I
Don't know how to help
Well, I can't that's only whenever we're all fresh bonds
Do you have to spawn in try and find us taxi you died welcome?
Yeah, he actually died, he thunked on me.
Hell!
Actually, sell him, taxi sell him, lay down, and immediately jump them.
Welcome to hell.
I don't know how he got up so fast. I didn't even, like, I was behind him.
I'm poisoned right now. I'll be back over there when I'm not poisoned.
What do I select?
Oh my god, there's two other guys coming back! Two other guys coming back!
Are they attacking? You are the big guys.
I don't know what they're doing
You guys are just growling. They're attacking each other
Oh, I look like they're gonna go in on it. On the big guys? Yeah, you guys just yell it. I don't know. I
Can't move. I'm so fucking poisoned. Wait, wait, can I eat this thing over here? Oh, it's just bones
I have some food I can give you, Hudge.
Wait, Aguana says, you know, Hootoo says, mix packing, shake my head.
If we got to kill something small, so we get our food back up.
Wait, why is he sitting next to that guy?
Oh my God, they are mix packing.
No, the T-Rexes are mix packing.
With who?
With this thing, I don't know what it is.
They they're doing that so the dillo whenever it bites you a poisoned you and you can't see anything
And then the t-rex is run in and kill you for free. Oh my goodness
Why did asshole will mix dino's like that so that they can do it?
Packers fucking Packers mix Packers, I'm not sure how we kill this
77% you gotta kill that dial. Oh
I can't let these fucking actors get away with cheating. We're in the highlands. We're in the highlands
There's a map that your chat can give you if you press tab next to the asset location click and it should say
copy the clipboard and then you can post that coordinate in a website browser and it will tell you where you are
I have different mutation yeah you're in the dialogue one false whoops two people
can okay but then the t-rexes will run over and kill us all
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What are you here, boys?
What's the plan here?
I think it might be time to move on.
I think you're right.
Unless we're going to sit here and just slowly drop like flies,
I think we move on and go and find more people to kill,
but we lost a lot of our people.
The jeetan, the jeetan.
Everybody group up on peanut. Yep, wrap the meeting wrap the meeting wrap the meeting
Yeah, do not one call after you mix pack you fucking loser
This is the weirdest dynamite look at me look at me peanut
They broke my fucking spine, bro!
Jesus Christ!
They broke my fucking spine, man!
I'm all fucked up!
Anybody chiropractor raptor?
Anybody know how to fix this?
Oh, wow, look at this guy over here.
Look at this.
Alright, let's just leave him alone.
Look at this packer!
Look at this mixed packer walking up to us with no shame.
You want some of this pussy?
Fine, I'll give him some of this.
I'll give him sent to you.
Oh.
He's pretty bloody. We can take this guy.
Oh.
Hey!
Oh, he's lost one. He's lost one.
He's lost one.
Uh, we just lost two.
Oh, wait, did you guys hit it?
Oh my god.
We leave.
Oh my god.
Let's, yeah, RIP.
All right.
Yeah, I need food.
Get off of there.
Run, little one.
Run.
Let's go team.
It's a waste of time.
Let's get out of here.
Wait, we're leaving?
East.
Oh, seven to the jet.
Boys, those were fine raptors.
Raptors those were fine raptors all right. Oh sevens in the check
Yeah, oh our numbers are
Yeah, we're running
Gingie wrap around. Hey, what's all right? I can't believe that I
Ain't those raptors. I'm bled with those raptors
I just tore up a park!
Yeah, it's alright Peanut.
You were a good leader and a...
a good papa.
We're a good papa!
Thank you Mama Raptor.
If I was gonna die at some point?
They died for a noble cause.
I do need to rest.
My spine is snapped in half.
Happy happy!
What's that thing about a-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Happy happy happy happy happy!
The demon's the demon!
That guy just killed four people instantly.
Know oh my goodness. I those two extra shine same. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Well, oh, hey, so I see you guys now
Yeah, we're so walking because I see we go try to get to a hundred percent
So the higher percent you are like the more damage you do and stuff, right? Oh, no, exactly
Okay, let's all go get to it. Let's go get some good food some good bores. All right born or born deer
And let's get the maximum
I have a quick question my a is almost full and my B is a little bit yet my growth rate increases your percent
Why is that?
Your growth rate increases zero percent. It's probably because
Actually don't know chat. Why is that?
What's your past when you're
past 75% everything turns to
zero and you just have to like
Oh, are we adult and from 75% to
100 is elder.
I'm a raptor elder.
No, when we hit 100% so right
now we're adults because
elders. Is this an elder? He looks like he might be taller than me. You fireball
raptor! Raptor fireball! Yeah! So what do we do that? I see we go find someone who's
not chasing and we kill him. I agree. Back on the deer over here. Oh good work.
Alright, thank you much. I'm gonna eat a little bit. You mind if I grab a quick
Nibble of the deer?
Yeah.
I think you should have heard that one.
Wait, so it says make a nest.
You have super raptors if you die.
They get nest?
Yeah, that's what Chad's saying.
Apparently, we need to make a baby.
Wait, actually, that's we can make babies and we can nest in drac and taxi.
Let's do it.
All right
My spine still broken I'm coming. Do we have a female raptor?
We fucking yeah me
If we were spotting you in we need someone else. Yeah, you're gonna have to die drag not yet
But just don't get that you're dying now
Who's a who's a lady here? Who's the lady raptor?
Ask me. Yeah, I'm f pride. We have he's a female
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm on it. Which one's
if your name is Drupi, be be
right here. I'm the one jumping.
You guys give me Drupi. That's
impossible. It's that one. I
think one of your left is
right here. No. You're right
here. Yeah. I'm going to make
you feel pretty. All right.
I'll see you.
What do you press?
And walk up to that wrap your peanut and hold in.
I want everybody to see what I'm doing.
Oh, fuck!
Did we have sags?
Now whatever you whatever you have sex, you'll see a little nest if you hold Q
Do you see a nest if not you both need to hold in at the same time facing each other okay?
One now
Ends up working no more app definitely skip this part. It did in now hold B
Wait, it's showing something. It's showing something build nest
I
All right, you guys are making a nest making a home together
They're saying this is a bad spot is it it's a terrible spot, but we're already in there
I'm already deep. I'm already deep
All right, once you see the nest, peanut, you're gonna have to get sticks.
I'm already stiff.
How do I know when it's done?
Q and sniff out the sticks.
Well, I gotta keep building it.
Okay.
Alright, alright, okay.
We built the desk. Got what we need?
Hold Q and sniff out sticks.
What does sticks look like?
Looks like little branches.
I'm not seeing any branches on my Q.
I
Single one
Me I gotta put a loud nest you don't need sticks you got to place the eggs
How do we put the eggs in there? You put that poop about poop out the eggs poop about
Drack taxi go ahead and kill yourselves. Is there like a respawn button?
Good advice boss. Nope. You're gonna have to jump off of a tall cliff
I'm with it
Wait you to ink meet them first in the tab menu. I'm
We need to go get food who else is hungry I see food over here on a go
I'm way I got the deer. You know you can't leave you got to stay there with your babies. Okay
For you babies. You gotta be a good papa. You cannot be
Did you be put them in the thing?
It's easy incubate them
Click the eggs in nest tab.
Yeah, I think he asked you. You could be the uncle.
Wait a minute.
We hold Q in the lab.
What if it's not me?
Oh, Aguana, got us a wedding gift.
Thank you, Aguana.
It's very kind of you.
Did you guys find me in?
spot you in soon taxi soon find a way to kill yourself and just wait okay I'm
waiting I'm ready to kill myself okay okay I just got to know how to we can
just I know how to do the thing
do be you gonna poop these babies out of what they're like 60% cooked okay
Okay, good, alright, he's cooking the babies.
All right.
All right, well, you're, so Drupi's having the kids.
Yo, Pino, let's put your milk.
Well, let me and Drupi are making more babies.
Oh, wow, you're pumping them out.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Everybody get on this, everybody get on this.
Everyone on this, everyone on this.
Fuck yeah.
Now listen, we're a taxi and drag spawn in, the only way to be fed is Peter to open their mouth.
We had to fart in their mouth?
Yeah, throw up in their mouth.
Oh, fuck yeah.
How was that? What was that?
Raptor or G, Raptor or G, Raptor or G, hey!
What am I hearing?
Raptor or G.
They are currently having a big orgy hutch.
Oh my god.
What?
Are these the babies should be done by now?
I
Was taking it so long. I don't know maybe maybe like I don't do be looks pretty old. Maybe
menopause
You have to get that or no, I don't know
Hold and to go out for milk wait what?
I
See the chat from droopy
Wait, don't go to the nest menu when I lay eggs. You'll share the code to everyone. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, you got it. You've got it
Okay
Yeah, you guys touch it. Oh, yeah, I'm not opening the tab until we get
Mr.. Dragon taxi and would I open a nothing I do nothing
thinking about starting to drink.
I can eat his food.
Peta, your wife needs food.
Oh, I'm on it!
I'm on it, honey!
Listen, some people say to defend, okay?
Don't everyone please...
Can we just give birth to dracon taxi and then kill them and eat them and then give
birth to them again?
What?
I signed up for this.
Well, I'm a hundred times bigger than you, buddy.
You into this world.
They're asking sex with your mother 20 seconds ago, and I can take you out.
Oh, no, I can't kill myself.
I'm looking for food.
Yeah, I'm looking for food. You ate the inbound. Where?
OK, how'd I know what this way?
I'm currently trying to incubate eggs.
I think it's Bob cut.
Well, oh no, it's coming over here.
I always knew one day that I'd be a peanut on the Internet,
giving birth to my son, dinosaur, Drac.
I didn't know when I knew it was coming.
Dad?
Hello son.
Dad?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know where food is, bro.
I knew this day was coming.
I just couldn't put my peanut knob on when.
Uh.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Follow me boys. We hold Z.
What is holding Z do? Oh, cute.
Oh, yeah. I gotta find food.
But there's no food. This guy as well.
I
Keep sniffing hold it for longer
I'm looking over here. I'm not finding I see what I see where the distance is he a
Hey, go, go, go.
Is there gonna do a light jog?
Just a light jog, just a light jog.
Okay, wait.
What?
Okay, so,
Drewby's saying when you lay eggs,
they're defaulted to private,
so you have to use a code to request the egg.
He can make them public, but then all random people are going to spawn on it.
What I'll do is I'll hide my screen and get them and send them.
Here we go.
Okay, but then we're going to have to spam the chat, I think.
No, no, no, we can just DM it.
We can DM it to the rat in taxi and then get the rest of the code.
Yeah.
He said hit tab it, go to nest, and fourth line down is a code.
You guys, is this a raptor?
Is this a raptor?
Where are you?
What is this thing?
No, that's a Sarah.
That's a Sarah.
Should I kill it?
Yeah!
Is this working?
DIE BABY DIE!
Yeah, it should be okay.
I mean, a frog can't be by the yet, so...
Good work, boy! Good work!
We did!
Now, time for some scrumptious eatin'.
Actually, wait, hold up. Let me eat this, and I'll carry the other one back.
Who is he?
I'm getting told that you already leaked the code.
No, I didn't leak the code.
Anyone who spawns on those eggs that isn't track or taxi is dying. I haven't leave the code
I haven't open the code at all
All right. Well, hopefully they're just wrong. Oh
I did open up the baby thing. Oh, but that was far before he put the baby
Yeah, I think drunk drunk kill the t-rex if you need food what?
Holy shit him and a go on a kill the t-rex so he's like follow if you need food. Who's guys are crazy?
I would professionalism that is yeah that's crazy well I'm gonna walk over
there just see real quick oh I'm ready for I'm ready for I'm gonna grab this
guy's body oh my god they did oh I can't grab his body where's it at
we gotta give mama some food we all give mama some food I'm coming mom I'm
I got I got food mama I'm at 81 oh gee you're almost an old man yeah I got the
food in my house I mean my mouth
What you to grab the body will you let me give this to the mama first mama doopey
He go mama doopey, I'm coming I got your food the small Rex, okay
Okay.
Where's the food at?
It's on the other side by drunk.
Ego mama doobie.
Actually, I should probably.
Oh, there's tons of food here.
Oh.
Oh, he's good.
There's tons of food here, guys.
I'm gonna chillax for a second.
Wait.
Oh, I might be an idiot.
What?
Nothing.
You said four times.
I said that's small for a Rex, but I guess it's a monster one.
I'm gonna hide my screen and get the code, alright?
Here we go.
Perfect.
Uh...
Okay.
I'm putting the code in the streamer waiting room chat.
You guys see it?
Yeah.
Go ahead and get it.
Okay, just like click eggs instead of omnivore.
Yes, click eggs, then code, and then type that code in.
I stole it.
So you should be able to, there's multiple legs, there's multiple legs.
I don't, how the fuck did you do that?
I'm in, I'm in!
Good work!
Man!
Mind is just connecting the servers.
Are you coming in?
I'm tiny!
Look at my son. Where's my son? Where's my son? I'm gonna hold the first
Wait, oh my god, is that him let's get let's get dragon. I'm sending a request in taxi. I mean
That's my baby boy! I'm in! I'm tiny!
Okay, so like if we eat them, eat them.
You have to hatch, hatch!
I'm done, son!
I'm holding these more.
Come, come, come!
Yes!
My brother tags me!
We're little guys!
I'm spinning.
I can't move yet. I think my dinosaur is...
No, it's coming. It's moving.
I can't
This H H
I'm spending ah
I can't move. Oh, yeah, I did wait. I had to open your mouth. Yeah
How I'm not have my screen while I'm in
But how I throw up in your mouth, I don't know I'm gonna have my ski why man's next
Everybody do not left-click
Amazing next I don't know. I'm ready
Yes
I'm full of everything!
Are you good?
Oh my god, Pino, you're laying on me.
That's not me!
It's...
Closy?
Hold E.
It's a random...
Pino, I'm growing!
Did you mean eat my food?
Me, me, me, me!
I'm over here.
Which one are you?
I'm the green one.
I'm full. I'm full. I'm full. Okay. Okay. I can I could use more. Oh, I got you. Yeah
My good guys are fucking huge
Never heard that before
Nice face
Yo, oh my god, you guys are so big
I mean you guys so here's a cool thing about you guys I can see you listen all
of us have three mutations you're gonna have six mutations what why so you guys
are literally super dinos who made it they give birth to more dinos than they
get nine. Wait I want to kill
myself so I can do that. I like Max's.
Yeah right. It's six. B. Pooking my
mouth, pooking my mouth. We kill ourselves.
What's I want to do? I'm going to, what are we doing?
Uh, yes you can. Yeah. Which one's
Peanut? He's the one with the food.
I, yeah, we need more food. Oh, you can
get up to 14. Ah, 14.
oh my gosh that's insane which is little guys hey taxi I need more more I got
I'm walking out. I'm walking out. I'm not getting it.
No, I need more. I'm going to get a drink. Oh yeah. I forgot. I can't hear. Can I?
Hell
I'm gonna chill out you guys have enough throw up. Okay. I'm full. I'm full. I think you guys have enough throw up
We round with the finish now either that's a little you die
Should I sleep you jump on my bag?
No, I don't jump very high
We do try to run on my bag wait. Okay, wait on hot
Oh
You can no oh
So now now we go back and we kill those t-rex's
Easy drag. Well, I
Just killed me. What what oh?
No, my screen just went black. Oh, she's right click tomorrow
Nothing. Oh, no, dude. I'm right click the mount. Okay. What if I have peaking up, though?
I'll pick him up. I'll pick him up. Pick me up, pick me up. I'm getting low on water.
I need some water. Sniffing. There's a ton of stuff on my screen now. There's like
a rock there's like a water whirlwind oh you're going to scan okay that's all
the babies have for those eyes those are water I think my first game with
those eyes chat games yo yeah we went there's so cute that's actually a four
wait fucking down my sh what's that Thursday are you gonna be I don't know
I'm
You haven't oh my ah
All right there where my dad I do pop are you coming back?
No, and I'm not paying dino alimony. Oh fuck
All right, where's my mother clumsy, huh?
You got food for me
Yeah, I'm just getting milk real quick. Yeah
I'm an orphan
I'm getting Malc
Your mom is smoking cracks like a pussy on 3rd street
Damn fucking fight
Hold E
We got enough water
Is this guy going to be okay?
This guy is fresh
Nice
Wait should I be going to the migration zone?
you feel it wrapped your brother whoa cute you'll be okay and you guys grow
fast oh my god is he gonna be okay yeah you did grow what the hell what you
guys are trying to attack me
Did you see that I'm safe bro I'm back what happened a gentle raptor a gentle raptor
Are you not what why am I getting told you're playing with crocodiles not a player crocodiles
playing with my new friends. I buttoned a bore.
Wait, what's going on here?
I'm killing it, I'm killing it.
I think so.
Take that!
Alright, I got it.
Taxi and, uh, I think that taxi and drag have to stay inside of the nest anymore.
We can move.
Mm-hmm everybody drink up eat up make sure you're full on everything
Let's leave
I'm gonna go kill something else
Mm-hmm. Let's do a thing. It's time to go back and kill those mixed packers
Hey, man, we're all full grown up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm almost for girl. I've got 80%
Oh, yeah, shit, I forgot we're not full grown yet. Oh my gosh, I'm sick
Rap to, Rap to meeting at the nest.
Rap to meeting, Rap to meeting at the nest. Rap to meeting at the nest.
What am I supposed to pick for a thing?
And then we start jumping at the same time. Three, two, one, now!
Rap to body, Rap to body, Rap to body, Rap to body, Rap to body, Rap to body, Rap to body.
That's a party!
Rep the party, Rep the party, Rep the party, yay!
Hey, baby, we're up there!
It's time to lay down and get all of our stand back.
Yep, yep, yep.
Alright.
We've got a hundred of us.
We can kill anybody,
even if they're mixed packing.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
I say after we die, we become birds
when we try to fly around and steal other people's food.
food to we get drunk I would drink it at all I haven't drank literally at all
it's slower Saturday traveling tomorrow no no I close I'm not going to that
shit just you got your pussy you don't fuck with you cuz are you drinking no
No.
Okay.
All right.
Let's start moving.
I need to kill something.
Wait, I have no stamina.
No, I have no stamina.
I have no stamina.
We're doing the raptor party.
Wait, what's that scene?
Oh, Mr. Sagiwoff, which relates to Wicked Man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. X, which relates to Wicked Man, good, ah, man.
Oh, mutation.
Can't believe I'm a 29-year-old man watching a game about dinosaurs.
about dinosaurs but here I am
it's a different one you know those like
little pink rocks we've run by you have
to lick that there's nothing there just
just chill where you're about the
witness boys you're about the widgets
water up and then I'm telling you our pack is stronger than ever the next
pack that we come across or wish he was never dinosaur born right on the next
walk it in walk it in what's up hungry I'm hungry too how do we how do we eat
this is their food on the ground but the hell is that I don't think we can
They just brought like a seagull or something eat that
Seagull over here guys over here
Right come eat the seagulls
You're not disrespect your parents
Eat this seagull right now we're weird weird weird the only seagull in the whole vicinity
Holy shit, that's a good squid.
I ate it.
Okay, eat some more.
I'm gonna keep eating it.
Huh?
After we're all back to Max,
we're gonna follow Hans and we're gonna go kill Jeff.
Max, he got too large.
We're gonna have to kick two people
and then bite you and Jack whenever you get
to that point.
I'm coming back, I'll kick two people.
I
Can't
So hang out with us. So it's only maximum for eight per group, but ever their babies
They're still in our group and we get out of their baby stage. It kicks them out of our group. Oh
We have to we have two people so probably
Not not mama droopy
And not gentle. It's not gentle after
Yeah, where are you at? Taxi?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I might have seen something literally right next to us.
What? What?
Yeah, yeah, right in front of me, right in front of me, yeah.
What? What? What?
It's right here, it's right here.
What?
You see what you see?
Right in front of me.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
There's also something over here on my side.
I think that big boy.
What is that?
Is that baby Rex?
He didn't, he didn't want any bushes.
Check it over there.
Fuck his ass
He's gonna be able to run us. That's what you think. Yeah, that chance, buddy
That's chance. Wait, what's that call?
wait
Guys there might actually be somebody to kill
There we go
Yeah
Wait, there's another one. He's watching you.
Where?
Yeah, I don't know. He's watching Boi.
He just saw his buddy die. Let's kill him.
Charge!
Hey, Jack.
Where'd you go?
I'm sick.
I don't know how to get out of here.
This is drunk. This is drunk.
The guy's in demon.
You got a group.
Give me your bastard.
Yeah!
Oh, you got him.
What?
Is there any room?
Oh, what the hell?
Shut up.
I
Yeah to get on sick
He's getting away!
He's going to die, he's going to die, he's stuck.
Hey, we're kind of nasty!
Here, it's over here.
We need an 883.
What the hell are you guys doing?
We're hitting the raptor's side.
Oh, what the fuck!
Hey, what?
Sorry, sorry.
What the hell, huh?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now I'm bleeding. I'm
going to drink. What's that? Trying to pull something on us.
What was what was what was I just eating it? Let me get you
some stuff. No, I'm going to put it in. Wrap the fast one.
Drag come to me. Wait. How do I drink water? He goes,
you're doing up to it and you hold it. How are you?
Pretty good. What's your growth thing at? Yeah. 85.
Ooh.
Taxi, come to me.
Little guy.
Ooh.
Young man.
I'm with Jinji right now, I think.
Jinji, can you lead him over to us?
I'm a one-call.
Come to the one-call.
Now wait for this beat to stop.
How do I know when to stop?
Keep dark eye out.
What is this rim?
What is this one next to me doing?
Is this fresh food?
How do I know if it's fresh?
If there's still blood showing from it?
It's which way I mean Genji come to me. I'm gonna keep one calling come to the one call. We have fresh food over here for you guys. I
Think that's run
Okay, Jack come on
I mean someone's
Little baby following me. You should kill it. Can we kill it? Can we kill it? Oh?
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Wait, but is it how taxis anymore?
I know. I'm not even gonna stop. Oh
It's me. Hey buddy.
There's a lot of taxi and uh, and drag key before you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Hold on, Coach. I almost got it. I'm so bleeding.
He's like our master.
You come to us and come to us and beat it.
I'm the outner of this group.
Yes, I mean Shay with you some raptor wisdom while this gentle raptor fucks me
He takes the front side
All right, raptor wisdom
Long ago when I was a baby
two hours ago
Things were different you could buy a nickel in the corner
Two hours ago. You know, it's been the four hours. Yeah, we've been doing this for four hours
You've been live for eight and you've been live for nine hours. Yeah
I told you guys I fucking told you
We
Listen listen to me think Raptors fun wait till we actually like run Sarah's or run
Carnos like the bigger dinos
Those
You can start killing everything it's awesome or like do a dinosaur kiss run. Oh
You wouldn't be able to do it. What I can do anything
Well, if we play like Sarah's we're cannibals so we can like betray other people and eat them and benefit from it
All dinosaurs cables
No, we are not rappers aren't you get sick?
Pornos aren't hey, what do you mean? Rackers get sick cannibals just eat other stuff. Oh
Cannibals you eat your own guys?
exactly oh
I'm thinking of carnivores
Come to me. I'm hungry to me. I'm still one calling. I've everything for you over here in taxi
You guys can get a perfect diet on me. Oh my god. I don't know which one is you
Yeah, why would a raptor get sick from eating another raptor?
You call it muscle spasms.
Alright, you're gonna take a bite of this until this is full, then you're gonna take a bite of this until this is full.
How does that make any sense?
Then you're gonna take a bite of this until you're full. Eat this one first.
What do I press?
Yeah, you just go to it and press E.
Wait till one of your symbols are full and then go to the next one.
You're mad raptor syndrome.
That is a weak and poor my son over to this one. I know aides don't overeat though when your stomachs full stop eating
Okay, I want a piece of this
No, no, no you hungry the alpha raptor is speaking
Big ones okay, it's any rocks are by the water we gotta go to the water, but we're gonna leave this
She's fill up your stomach and we'll go
I did that
I'm the alpha raptor. How'd you do that? I'm the alpha raptor
Roar, I'm the alpha raptor
I take that I please
Alpha raptor gets with alpha raptor waltz. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
oh yeah we have to kill something
should we get a fuck on for 31 minutes?
yeah
alright where's our guy?
who got a big Raptor family is?
taxi come over to me
he's got so many members of our Raptor family
yeah come to me I'm right here in front of you
this is me
like five Raptors just came out of nowhere
yeah
I'm sorry
I'm drunk
I'm sorry
You got a hundred raptors
Wait, don't don't kick my mom. They need to wait you invited to ice up group is full
All right, I think I got out here. We gotta go farther away from taxi come over here. All right. Come on, gang
They should increase come on Roger family
They can't cuz it's super broken
No, don't repeat it. I'm trying to find it. Oh, sorry
We had like 30 Raptors we could have taken out on him.
He posed he was soft for himself for a second now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dude, you're not.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not here for you.
I'll blow Raptor.
Rah!
Peanut, come here.
Wait a second.
I just gotta invite it back.
Okay, cool.
Is there more food?
Drupi, kick, Moby.
Oh, oh, oh.
Invite Taxi.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Taxi.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh
Watch any bee
Yes, so many rapes you're not wrapping
Watch any bee. Are you next to you? You're good. You're good. Okay. All right taxi
By anyone one more time I'm gonna kill you quit
Boxer don't revive me anymore you got me here I'm dropping it I'm guessing this is one of you this is one of you
I put it on the ground that's you yeah I'm eating it
Oh small ones
You got somebody back there
I think it's a warning can you can you make me a big peace
You got like a thousand and then taxi come over here to me I'm jumping
Oh, Coach, Coach is trying to make a separate group.
Alright, make, have him go farther away.
Inviting me to your group. Who's Kim?
Drew, Drew, can you make me a lead, please?
I'm gonna crash out on you.
Who's leader? Everyone press tab, go ahead, Drew.
Give me the crown.
Nobody has the crown.
You're in my party, I think.
see me okay fucking yeah a quensu who the fuck is that who's who all right who's
a quensu oh god I don't know
I can see each other it's fine follow me all right
this is a quensu oh job yeah taxis not in here it's actually not in here we can't
Cake oh a cringe the ultra left. Thank you my taxi. Well, I don't know who the group lead is
Why do we see my devil? What does that mean? I don't see any
What's that what's going on what's going on? Oh god every same white devils
That's a where are you again ace Ventura
I'm coming up to you. I don't know they're saying ace Ventura. Did you?
I think I gotta play this game.
No, no, no, no, Saici, don't give up.
We've done so much to get to a rat.
Can you accept that?
He's in.
All right, let's go wrap their family.
The migration zone just changed, it went over here, let's go.
Let's ride.
Yeah, we have an army.
Yeah, I just realized Aguana's left down here anymore. Why? I'm going to sleep
10 on a Saturday. Yeah, what the hell? I don't want a bitch
Oh, I'm here. Oh, I don't know what I was like. Yeah a sigma. I mean
I got you even
Listen, they're still with us. They're good enough. They're not gonna lose us
They're fun. Yeah, those guys are pro players pro dino players
Well, Raptors professional Raptors
Genji is a okay. Can't you say okay?
Jay
Peter you got more food. No, I know what we might know I
Can't throw up unless we're in the nest
fuck
I
Get some milk out of my nipple. There's food. I think right next to us. They're right there. Okay
Oh
Oh big boy now girl. Oh shit, I forgot
Well, okay, I say we just move on and pretty keep us in one
Seven research in 25 minutes
We're pressing one come to us. We gotta go get a fight before the server restarts
I feel.
I might buy, I'm ready, I'm ready to follow you into the gates of hell.
We're just gonna run and hopefully find somebody.
I need food.
Let's go, we'll kill something on the way.
Should we go to the migration area, right?
yeah the two eyes i'll follow you much
oh shoot it's good
it's in five you're so damn long yeah
yeah shot
yeah we've kind of got screwed over with the weather conditions on the server
been pretty shitty but sometimes where it's like always daytime and clear and
then there's other times where it's just rainy foggy and
Oh, let's let's let's let's put someone down. Oh, yeah, let's get to murder it
Yeah
I'm trying to ruin someone's entire day with a t-rex work
Yeah, I'm almost a grandpa
Yeah
I'm 85 87. We got pretty lucky with our spawn and our food and stuff. That was awesome. Mm-hmm
All of these boys
There is so many raptors.
Yeah, the only, so that's the only problem when we, the server gets this many raptors.
There's not much else to like hunt and stuff.
Yeah, they serve as 120 people.
Yeah, like 30 of us.
I feel like half of it is raptors.
Can we eat other raptors?
Yeah, we can eat other raptors.
We can't, but without getting like the debuffs from it.
That's why if we played Saras, we can eat other Saras and it's completely fine
because they're cannibals or like yeah I mean rap music is easier first time
oh god oh it'll be cool
oh she be other rap music she be she be oh she's it's true the more though the
higher you get like the worse you get what do you mean true like you get
like slow careful oh fuck I'm at 85 yeah same
We need tickets at 80% you quite less and you move slower
No, no, no moves slower a little bit depending on the dyno be careful with that fall guys
Don't run off of it. Just slide it
But yes, you move slower, but you'll hit harder and like your body harder and you'll you'll bleed more
My screen is red
Perfect
Stay with us. You're fine. Are you living?
nah I'm vibing heard that break that one broke something that's okay survival
the finish survival the minute we need to find something to kill right now yeah
hey closey hey all the B boys why are you running so slow I'm just keeping my
Sam up this case we see something so I can fuck
How many females do we have is it's just me and Ruby wait we live
Is that true this is called the mega packing mega packing yeah
Here but I can't we have played wait why why?
My mind is flashing
Like oh wait, yes, you're right next to the game. Oh, you're right next to me. No, don't close it. You're so hot
I'll be honest
They like we play three days and in three days. We've seen mix packing all three fucking days
I would much rather run into
us then
She just is mixed packing with full grotesque. Oh, oh, let's keep moving boys. Let's keep moving. I'm trying to find something here
We're actually still here. Oh
Oh, I see what you're trying to say, I'm fine.
Holy fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Let's keep it moving, keep it moving.
Keep it moving, boys.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, pardon me.
You gotta leave the pack.
Why is he about to take over the pack, dude?
Yeah, I'll go there, go there.
Ah, thank you.
I I mind it. Oh, yeah, you guys get back here
Look at those two right now, Joe
We're taxi taxi
We do a Chris Pratt shows up
Yeah, I don't see a taxi. Oh, he's hot. He probably all that Ford
Yeah, it's actually I wouldn't want to mess with us
He's doesn't I
Would want to mess with us so in the server he says do we come back?
Yeah, yeah, I gotta say but we won't go. Oh my gosh careful. What is the big drop here?
Yeah, yeah
Where is like a cliff? It's a leg breaker and a half
Oh my god T-Rex boys T-Rex T-Rex. Let's kill it. Let's kill it. Let's kill it. Oh, yeah
You see you use rap the country body wrapped in country
Sick of bars
How do you attack? Oh, yeah
This is all us! This is all us!
LET HIM HOPKIN'!
Wait, he's going to the river.
Oh my god, there's so many people.
Oh my god, I missed. I missed. I missed.
Ah, um-
He knows he's dead.
Ah!
He knows he's dead.
Oh! Oh, she-
Oh, she's dead.
Oh, go to the fight, go to the fight, go to the fight.
I'm good, I'm good.
Get outta there, bro.
Get outta there, get outta there, bro.
Oh my god, yo, shout out.
Fucking droopy.
Yo, let them happen.
I'm gonna play safe. Yeah, oh my god, man
Where's you going? Where's you going? Oh my god, shout-out, Drew. Be holy. Oh my
Christ
Fuck you bitch, we're not mix packing
We're not making a packing. We're making a packing. We're making a packing. We're super duper packing
Fine, he's bleeding it's bleeding. Yeah, keep bleeding. Yeah, keep bleeding. I shouldn't fight that
Get in there boys. If you're full Sam get in there right now. Yes, sir. I'm on it boss. I'm on it boss
Oh, okay. All right, boss. I was if you want to beat a bucket. We probably won't play these again anyways
He's gonna be hard to get back in the server.
Oh, wait, I'm just gonna say that all biting.
He's not all biting.
I got away from my bleeds.
Oh, he's on him.
He's on him.
Oh, he's going to the water.
He's going to the water.
Oh, I'm gonna just die.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
just said oh what the hell's going on
you don't want to be a T-Rex yeah they
seem to say that's actually push that
action oh shit every time we die and
she's actually person except like the
hogs and the deer today pretty soon
great
keep on getting in there boys come on
I need to fix my broken bag nothing
loose
scott show here i have full statement of what i'm pretty yeah
oh get my stand up before i i just i mean i just got lagged in the
fucking bike why can't we like everyone like everyone why can't i run
why why
everyone full senate i'm all in the thing what
say less
oh my god
what the hell was that
i'm limping
yeah how do you think
let me run
wait
i'm dead as well
who's screaming that's not dead
i'm alive but my legs broken look at track
i'm alive
I can't jump. I can't jump on the back. You can't jump
Okay, my legs fractured my legs broken. It's just you Genji. Oh my god Genji
Wait, you got your team would let me sprint. I swear it would let me sprint
It wouldn't let me
Good luck Genji. I'm watching if there's so many of us dead
My leg was broken from what?
I jumped two feet there.
Baby car alerting.
Oh no.
How long does it take for my legs to grow or to fix?
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I feel like my leg's been fixed forever.
I ain't broken forever.
Oh my goodness.
I cannot believe we just died. I cannot believe that.
I have much sound, frick.
I don't know why we didn't all just beat T-Rex and just like how like a hundred of us.
Yeah, yeah, dude. T-Rex and the broken.
I don't know why we just beat them a hundred of us.
Dude, Drupiness jumped over the water and fucking latched on his back.
Wait a bit, let him bleed, okay?
You can do good.
I like the noise.
Thank you for my voice.
Sounds like someone's very kind of big man.
Very kind of big man.
I'm freezing to my blood, very happy about it.
I'm gonna gather next to the two people who broke my legs, please.
It takes 15 minutes to fix your broken leg.
So you're tough.
Oh my god.
I would have killed a fubished rock, but the game glids.
I didn't have a broken bone. Those are deep steak thighs.
Deep steak lies.
So they took him five minutes.
When I fight.
He fell.
I don't know how to attack yet.
I did just roll that guy for the last four hours
Just get my neck snapped in half a second
Right click to jump on the side and then you can start to press the left click
I'm fortunate, I won't lie to you boys
I'm not lying to you boys
I was like, he wasn't near me
Won't you try me?
You pressed the walk button
No, I'm not
Go 2B, go 2B, go! Go 2B, go 2B, go!
The adrim is a weirdo
No, no, no.
Oh, who died?
Who died?
My legs are almost back.
I don't know.
How do you see when your, if your legs are almost back?
Well, I don't know.
My, my feet are not running anymore.
Hit tab.
My legs fractured.
One did.
Hit tab.
the hell is that? get that motherfucker jingy get him
oh my god my friend what the hell is that?
Yeah.
Gigi no!
Oh!
Wee!
Oh!
Good try, good try!
That was awesome!
Hey, how did he kill me like that?
Oh, sevens in the chat.
I'm too standard.
My legs are so broken.
Watch him.
And how did we lose his fight?
Oh, no, he got another one.
The hell!
Oh my God, Denny.
The fuck!
Oh my god, then what?
It's ready me are you dead? Yeah?
Sevens in the chat oh sevens in the chat here we go. Oh my god. They're going after already
Good luck track. Are we ready?
Yep, the final point one
Well teabags is our broken
How does he take on fucking 40 of us?
We just the max group you can have an eight we just terrible
well, so the
The goal for us shouldn't be to kill him by just continuing to bounce on him
We should bleed him out hit him with like five six seven pounds is and then just not let him rest and let him continue to
Bleed as he moves. So get lower and lower blood and then ultimately he'll just fall over dead
I
Servers restarting I can't help my plan. We're probably not gonna be able to get back in
Anyways, I just push that
I'm
Get him drags, get him drags, get his asses.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, I miss again, oh my god there's no way he missed just on the
fucking input.
No way he missed this.
I miss again.
Jumping on a T-Rex.
Oh my god.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, all right boys, oh my god.
When the orange one jumps the rest of you jump, get him out of the water.
We ready boy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hold on now.
Bounce, bounce, bounce!
Oh, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.
Oh, shit, he's running me.
Oh, oh my god, those Xs have been over.
Oh, incredible raptor maneuver.
Oh my gosh.
I need, I need one of the big guys to go with me.
I just drive.
Brother, there was 30 of us.
There is four raptors left.
It's okay, we just need to, oh my goodness,
Me and him.
You've got to lower him out.
This is Peanut's son.
You've got to lower him out.
This is the last of your genes, Peanut.
Oh, my goodness.
Come on, son, come on.
That's my son right there.
That's my son.
I'm going to make you.
How are there three of us, man?
There's five of you.
Oh, OK.
He's just playing my role.
Yo, what a pussy.
Dude, you're the size of one weasel on Dan.
You're doing probably nothing to him.
Yeah, watch this.
Okay, hold up.
I missed.
Oh, no. Oh.
Oh my goodness. Why is my shit lagging?
Pulse, pulse, pulse!
How did he get that?
What a bitch! He just goes in the water.
I'll help you.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
Dude, you are shit.
what
report road t rex's are so
40 of us
how the hell did he take on a whole legion of raptor's
legions
he played well he played well awesome great job great job track I tried man but
I think I'm just too small to do any damage well well you guys enjoy the game
it's a good game other than the back of a guy who won't be rex do we it's 10
npm
Do we
Swap to another game?
Or do we become derex's?
That's my algae. I
Ten years well
That's my old years well
We want what you guys it's fucking take
I have a flight and traveling and I'm trying to stream in the morning, so I gotta go
Get close to you said you're gonna be on all night, buddy
Yeah, you're not even traveling tomorrow. Yeah, I want no no no I can already tell I feel like I'm gonna get guilt trip to travel tomorrow
Fucking me
Suggestion, okay, okay, it's called we gotta go
What is it about?
It's about um, you're in a spooky house and you have to get to the bathroom to take a shit
Before you think yourself you guys have a great time. I love you
You're not going anywhere, buddy. You're not going anywhere. She left to dude. There's no way are you so serious?
These are your friends. I do. I made plans to play all tonight with with hutch and clumsy
that's
That's something else that's something else that is something else. Alright, okay. What are we doing? What are we doing boys?
We should definitely try out. We gotta go it's a demo game right now
So you don't have to like buy it just download it. Hmm. What what are you boys because we got let me think of what we got
So there's three of us
We can do
We can do apex we can do we got to go we can we can join back in here do t-rexes
We can do you do anything. We can do anything. What are we thinking? I think you let your chat decide, okay?
or not your liars bar
Let me do I'm gonna send just look at it. Okay. Oh, yeah, just look at it. I'm gonna turn it to you
Yeah, let me show the bugulators first and then we'll have a vote you see here
You're a little peep
They a little peepie okay here we go here we go all right. I'm taking a little peep
Help me out
I got you, bro.
Full of sketchy burritos.
Yeah.
The pressure builds your only hope.
Oh, wait.
I'm not sure.
My excuse not showing.
Let me try that.
Help me out.
I got you, bro.
Full of sketchy burritos.
You're gonna do not jail!
The pressure builds.
Your only hope.
Looks like we gotta find a key.
Your only relief.
Ooh, Luke.
Oh, I gotta fall forward!
Lies in haunted halls.
Anybody got some clean pants?
Don't touch me.
Oh my little corn!
Find the key!
Holy f**k!
Make it to the bathroom!
Oh somebody give me a weapon!
He's behind me!
Or become the crew!
Oh no!
I've been pooped!
Oh man we gotta go.
Run, run, run, run, run!
What happened here?
Got a turtle head popping guys.
What happened here?
Got a turtle head popping guys.
Let's go 360.
I'm approved, don't leave me.
Fuck off, they're right behind us.
Get inside, get inside.
We gotta go.
814.
What a fucking, what a fucking game.
I'm gonna wash that hand.
Okay, but it could be funny.
Actually doesn't do bad. That's it. That's just the two bad. Okay. Let me do a vote. Let's do it. Let's do it quick vote quick vote
I'm gonna make a poll here. We go. I'm making the poll right now. We're doing
We do
Here's the poll here it is
one
game to play
We do the aisle which is we're gonna be t-rexes
we got a go.
Myers bar was the last one.
They like super.
What was the last one?
We've done it.
That's fine.
Okay.
I think you said orc.
We don't know.
Hmm. ARK only has a chance when I'm playing ARK.
Um, nice.
Well, yeah, well...
Um, alright here we go. Alright, starting the poll, it's for one minute.
Boys, the poll is on Twitch!
I don't know how to do polls on any of the other platforms.
Paul is on twits boys. Oh, there's also RPA in shit. All right, do vote voted up boys voted up
Once you're gonna do one last vote between the top two as well. This is the people that voted the other stuff can vote as well
It looks like the aisle and we gotta go a wedding. We gotta go as winning by quite a significant number
I
Can't help it a picture. We're not gonna feel a face to me to me to
Fuck
I gotta override this
Apex is at 14% we got to go is at 47% the aisles at 28%
Full as 10 days left
Show me alpina we pay one liars for a game and whoever wins the round
chooses a game
No, no, I'm one the buggy ladies. I'm like the buggy. This is what all right
It's we got to go one at 46% and the aisle at 28%
So now I'm doing a poll between the aisle and we got to go here. We go
poll
Choose the aisle
We got to go. All right last poll last poll started up boys and started up there. It is right there
It's right there. Oh
And see let's see are we gonna go is winning at 56% 57% 58%
Hey, we gotta go is waiting. I think I didn't want to play it. I
Might be one way here
Yes, 59% 99%
I
Yeah, all right, let's start download it. Let's start download it. All right
Okay, I will play this until we're bored and then we'll swap again
Okay, okay. Let's do it. I'm not I'm buying right now
one little boys
Here we go, there's something something oh, it's free. Yeah
I was also saying it's free. It's just like a fun little demo to play right now. Oh, oh my gosh, you got you. Okay
Oh, it's fast. Oh, it's already done. Yeah, it's one gigabyte. All right. Oh, it sounds good. Good
But I'm I'm gonna get some more water while we're loading this up. I'll be right back
copy
Wait, alright, okay hold down the board all of the board. I'll be back in 60 seconds boys. 60 seconds
I have a kid I have a kid I'll grab it click for the light.
I'm just changing my titles real quick we gotta go
I don't know how you know she'd be the dumbest fucking shit.
Let me see here.
You bitch.
All right.
There you go.
Yeah, I like it. It was really fun. I like it.
Yeah, we should definitely play more of that.
Yeah, that's nice. That was cool.
That is nice. That is nice.
We'll kick doesn't have a category for We Gotta Go, so I'm just going to choose...
I did Games Plus Demos.
Games Plus Demos?
Yeah.
I love the aisle. I love the aisle. I didn't think I would. I thought it would get it's so funny because we really aren't really doing like any day.
It's fine. I like the game. I like the game. I might play that a little on screen.
Dude, I feel like you get lost in time when you're playing that game. It just gets by so fast.
so fast I would even be opposed to
back on that miss tonight I have to
know we gotta go I mean see that game
is fun I like the game I like the game
I like the game I like the game
I was using was using walking in walking
in
yeah honestly I would be down to play
ArchServival is in as well.
100%
Hell yes!
100%
You're not playing ArchServival?
Wait what?
It's so cool!
You can eat dinosaurs and...
Yeah you guessed it.
That's funny.
We say?
Okay.
You were guessing it up when we played Arch the other day.
It's nice, it's nice, it's nice.
It's nice.
Yeah, I would definitely play arc survival on stream
I'll be good. Wait. Oh, yeah. I guess my mixer. Well, I'm in a gas station. I'm gonna send you boys some invites
Okay, play game
I'm gonna gas station as well. Okay. Oh wait. Oh wait. All right. And let me see what's going on here. Oh
You boys in here
Oh
Is that my digestive tract on the left side?
I think so. Vart?
Oh, okay, I farted, I farted.
Nice. Thank you, good job.
Oh, taxi, taxi to Dragon.
Oh, taxi, want to play?
Yeah.
Welcome in, Mr. Taxi!
Hell yeah.
Oh, let's go!
I think I fixed it.
V1!
My screens were blacking out like they were flashing.
Oh
I buy a drag I'd buy a Genji text you I have you on see as a friend
Don't think so. I think we're just friends on arc. Oh wait. I thought they were seen
Is it on scene?
What you're doing in you mean?
Yeah, no, we are yeah, you just it's just
You have the game open oh
Jeff Jeff looks sad I got a coin you fart on them you click play game and then
what here you go suck on that you bitch suck all the air in the room up I think
we look so sad even the logo has him sad oh game yeah we talk again we talk
game I got you up did you read did you
did a gamble machine where is there a
pressure talk cash for trash no it's
just like it's just stuck on open
why are we giving you money push the
toy settings oh you have to use you
have to use steam voice settings
Oh, how do you do that?
I traded the guide.
I go to audio and options, and it tells you.
I think you needed that.
Options, audio, tab, shift tab.
Because I think I just traded the guide on how
to play the game for $0.
What the fuck?
That'll happen.
It'll happen that will happen. Hello. Hello. Hello. How you doing?
All right, I see we get some pills pills and savon go
There we go now we're cooking yo
Mm-hmm, I get you do you hear me?
Hello
in-game voice up you hear me
taxi hello hello am I talking steam on the way off
You're talking in the game right now. You're good to go. So is track. I have no idea why you started
Okay
How do you say
Oh, yeah, God, okay
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
What is a jar for
Wait, okay, okay, I'm wait
Wait, I have the interesting wait. I think I'm good to go wait. Can you not hear me?
No, I don't hear anyone here you are now
Oh, we mean you can anybody the game
game. Who can hear what? Oh,
a taxi can talk in the game.
Jinzy can talk in the game.
I can hear both of you.
Can you see my mouth moving in the game?
No, it's scary.
My mouth is not moving in the game.
What? Talk again?
Hello?
Your mouth is talking.
I don't hear anyone in the game.
Okay, so can you hear me in the game, JG?
Yes.
I've been helpful information.
All right, okay, all right, okay, taxi you.
I told you.
All right, taxi you.
You just can't hear us.
I'm restarting.
Okay, okay, okay.
What is this?
My son's working in the game.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Door be gone.
Wait, wait, wait, Peter, can you hear by me?
Yeah, I can hear by Chip.
Wait, hold up.
Roll up to him.
Let me invite you, let me invite you.
There you go, Chief.
And there's Mr. Taxi's invite.
Come on in, boys, come on in.
Oh, what's going on?
Are you here?
Okay, can you hear me now?
Hello?
I've always been able to hear you.
Can you hear me now?
It's everyone here, hi!
I'm trying to see if the push is...
That push, it's all the words.
Everybody go to the bathroom. You can check if you're talking in the mirror. Oh my god, you can
Okay, all right everybody figure it out. Everybody
I'm talking I'm talking. I don't have any push to be I'm talking all the time. I can't push to be
Is everybody ready to go the push thought doesn't work. I guess I'm just open Mike the open Mike. Can you hear me I?
I hate I hate you with every fiber of my being
JT am I still talking?
Yes, taxi. Can you hear me?
Rock oh
My goodness oh my god
Did you I we are playing with legitimate aim stops are they talking in the game? I can't hear them. Oh
I got a little hobby. Oh
I got a hobby. What is that?
It's a game. Look at my little hubby
Hey, I okay. All right taxi is seized from existence
Go ahead in a burger now. Oh, he gave me a heart
It should work now. I'm sorry. I immediately
Can you hear me now drag
Good I'm taxing the last one. He just take a shit because you did you?
Yeah, um
Here we go eight dollars
Oh
We can buy more pills
Oh, I got a puncher
Yeah
You need to plunge if you're freaking butt. That is around what they use for it
Yeah
Fuck we have enough money for one more punch you want one. Yeah, you come on come on. Okay?
Right here, chief.
Oh, how much is this?
Oh, you get a bat for $25.
Where'd my budget go?
Oh, you can do it. You can do it with right leg.
Is that taxi?
No, that's Jeff.
That's Jeff. That's Jeff. He's depressed.
I'll fill him.
Give me your lunch, buddy, Jeff. Give me your lunch, buddy.
Oh
Yeah, the hell
My plunger
Oh, dude, why do I have your products here are garbage Jeff their garbage?
Jack don't hit anything with the puncher, it really has durability
Oh fuck
I was beating the shit out of Jeff and he broke it
Worth
Okay, alright
Worth
Where the hell is, where's Taxi at?
Where's Taxi?
He's saying to play without, Taxi what's happening?
What's the problem? Maybe I can help you
Taxi left it is going
So just play without me
That's it, that's it
We're gonna Taxi in a second
Oh, I've enjoyed big game. Well, I've enjoyed big game. Is anybody know how to start the game? Oh
Hold on now. Oh my apologies sir apologies. Oh my god
Customize change look
I'm gonna be
The party had
Pink shorts and yellow shoes.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, now we're cooking.
I'm drippin'.
I am drippin'.
I'm drippin'.
I think when you run, you f-
art.
Wait, how do you-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You like to move the van?
Okay.
Well, I'm bringing the van quick.
You got candy in there?
There's candy in the van.
I'm the next box.
What?
And a dog.
I'm in.
GG you in? Where's the jet? Oh. Well I think I'm in now. Oh yeah PCS you're actually
rich. Why the key don't fit yourself. The bathroom door is locked. Okay. We've got to find the
key and and then take a check we can do that we can do that
this is not actually scary right I I would have I would imagine a game
sitting around pooping yourself wouldn't be the height of scariness
okay just make sure between Minecraft and Blair Witch Project I'd say about
the metals.
Oh, you can eat the bananas.
Can't even protect you once if soiled to find another pit and clean the dirty ones with an item.
That's a lot.
You're running on naked.
Yeah, I don't really need pads.
I don't really need pads.
Let's do it.
We need to find the key.
We gotta get the key here.
Oh, I opened the door?
We need something!
I got a Wacken mallet!
Score!
Wait, oh dead body! What do we do with that?
We fuck it?
Swap!
No!
Swap that.
Oh!
what's going on wait no Peter you took my hat you what put it back on him we all
have the same hat damn it oh you got a baseball cap oh no one is cool party
What are we supposed to be doing?
We have to find the key.
Where's the key at?
I don't know, we have to find it.
Can we break things?
your egging den.
Oh, that's on a flashlight?
Well...
Uh... what can you say?
Doobie is chocolate!
Oh!
Oh, everything is diarrhea.
What the hell is that?
What?
He's vibrated.
What?
Oh, a flashlight.
Oh, that was in chocolate.
What was it?
Percussions!
Oh my God, I love your yurki.
Another hat you get to hear
It got game
I don't want to get in here!
Oh!
I'm gonna chill here with you, Chief. Is that you?
Don't pick him over here, Jack! Get out of here!
Come on, where'd he go?
Oh, good work!
The Bell of Unimaginable Suffering, rag!
Swap Yellow's feet, guys.
Oh, phew.
We all got to- oh, we get- we get free stuff in here!
Oh, I got more Perkastans!
Shit!
Take a bite of this, Steve. Take a bite of this.
Take a quick bite of that, buddy.
Shit!
Holy shit!
I'm tripping, Zach!
Oh my god, if we're gonna roll me face!
Oh, we're dead!
We're dead! Oh, oh!
Did you find the key yet?
You find the key yet?
Why?
How did you get a flashlight?
I found one.
I want to.
You go through here?
Oh!
I think my car is in here!
I don't really know what to do against them.
I should be sacrificing to go through the room.
Oh, he was trying to quickly.
What?
I'm coming over here.
Go, go, go!
Another nifty hat.
Give me that.
Yeah.
Wait, wait!
You're not going to put yourself through, or no?
I got it.
I don't know.
Oh.
Yeah!
Oh wait, I don't know how to hit.
You have to care.
I had to shit every two seconds.
Shit.
What's going on?
Yeah!
Oh shit.
Everybody run!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Where's that? Where's that key at? Oh coin, coin, coin, coin!
Money, money, money! Yeah!
Oh shit.
I have genuinely no idea what's going on. It says the hallway is extremely angry.
I'm not very well versed on how to call it out of the hallway.
I'm not like I was frustrated.
You just have no family members.
Couple more coins?
Score?
Okay.
I'm not seeing the key in here, boys.
Read this box.
What is that thing?
Oh, more Piggies in. Let's go!
Come on, come on.
i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! bring it in!
oh let me get a bite! let me get a bite!
oh shit
oh
scooool
oh
y'all take the first bite
and you take the zane vine
wa-
ssssss
aaaah-
eeeeeee
let's riiiide!
okay
haha
I
Did we lose pace at I need those pants on the page with the other room with the three judge
Yeah
We already have pants early pants. I know but I'm I think I have to prove myself and then get new pants
They were
the key here where we you got a sword where's the key add
hell yeah dead boys oh I thought that was you move on the way on and stick
actually that's pretty cool
let's see the key over here oh my god quick fought quick fought quick fought
He's a bug!
Slightly irritated, dude.
Is he talking about the house?
Oh, he pissed her off the house?
Oh, you good thingin', good thingin'!
I should call it.
Good thingin'.
Oh, good work team!
You guys ready to pay your payouts right here?
Nasty undies soiled.
I'm gonna leave that one.
I'm gonna leave, I don't know if that's,
I don't know if we'll leave that.
I fairly perturbed, find the key room.
Did you say find the key room?
Wait, hold on, do we have the key already?
You told us to find the key room.
I think we have the key already.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh my god!
Oh...
That's all, lady.
Pern to poo, find a corpse before time runs out, you die!
A friend can carry you to stop the death timer!
What the hell is going on?
Oh shit.
What are we even supposed to be doing right now?
FRAG!
What?
Did you see the key?
No.
Oh my...
Please don't shut down.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
I'm the mother of the haunted readers!
Oh my god!
I can't even get a thing!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
And they're busting on me!
Run!
Oh my god, I'm a penis.
Oh my god, it's blurred.
We're gonna hang about here in a moment.
Let them hang that one.
Do you win in China?
Yeah.
Oh, great work.
Holy.
Can you open the door?
Oh, excuse me?
What?
Oh, whatever that... nice!
Why's the me get all this shit?
Uh... oh no.
Oh no.
Racket. Packet!
I'm... I'm gonna be pissed off!
I'm gonna poop myself!
Racket! Packet!
They are more...
Holy... is he in his room?
HOOOOOO!
There he is.
No... no teeth?
Can you open this?
Let's see.
Good work!
Oh, parkour.
Yeah!
I think you could use your farts for extra jump power.
Open this bad boy.
You were doing pretty good.
Um, what is it?
Am I still naked?
Oh, let's go, Morty.
Naked this morning.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Uh.
Oh I've got some vodka, I've got some vodka!
Give me a nephew, I'll shit!
Oh fuck oh!
Dad?
I'm going through here!
Get out of my way!
Get out of here!
Oh my god, I am so naked.
I have to!
I'm really fine this second.
over here
here we go
oh my god
I'm dead
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help
I'm over here
you can look with that I've got to say I'm literally do much you can just
kind of stay in here
I went pretty good my soldiers didn't even do anything they just stood there and
Give me that cool hat! I want that cool hat! That's mine! I want that!
Oh, we got that!
Wait, am I wearing a propeller hat?
Oh my god, that's the stupid hat that you have at home!
Um...
It's just like...
It's cool! It's a cool hat!
Oh my god, that's the dumbass little guy! How you got it?
Look at it! Look at it!
That's it! I'm doing drugs, you guys! This is because of you!
I want a trippy sack.
Get out of here!
Oh, excuse me?
Thanks for letting me know, Chief.
Do I wear this key hat?
Oh, we're still looking for the key?
I don't know what we're doing.
Oh, we got a front of the nose. We got a front of the nose.
Okay.
Oh, there's a ton of... there's a goose back there. A chicken.
I need that, I need that to lose.
She's mine, I got the chicken, I got the chicken, I got the chicken.
Yes!
Oh my god.
This is sick.
Holy shit, I believe this is just straight up weed.
Oh no, no, no, no, I need that.
Oh no, never mind, this is a grenade.
Oh, I used all the ammo.
Oh.
Yeah, how do you use this?
Oh nice. Thanks. Hell yeah. That's a lot less significant than I thought it was going to be.
Oh my gosh. What's going on? What's going on? What's happening? Just kill him. Just kill him.
Oh my god, he's sucking my piece.
I
Love calling me girls
There's a leader in that barrel
Yeah
It's suckin me. It's suckin me. Yeah, I got you. You can do it
It's so good me
poop knife!
oh, jeez!
check out this poop knife, dragon!
check it out!
put it in my butt!
oh, oh!
there you go, jeez!
did he have extra shorts?
no
I should have my others
oh, what a god!
score!
oh
No, I use all the bullets good work good work. Yeah, is anybody know what the hell we're gonna be doing right now
We're supposed to be finding a key
We passed a long time ago. I don't know where the key would be here. It's in a box. You need to find it in a little
Hoosy doozy. Oh my god. I
Don't know. I've just been breaking everything
Oh, fuck, I'm on the weapon.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, this is back at the dance room. This is the dance room, boys.
Oh my god, this whole farting thing every two and a half seconds is ridiculous.
Well, yeah, it's because you're running.
You need to stop running.
this way you find it you find it we came from no no I got it wrong oh we just keep
kicking things I don't I don't know I everybody what they're supposed was
supposed to be doing I'm so confused yeah oh we're coming we're coming that's
Yeah, that's why I was fighting everybody. Oh shit
You find them
You can't cheap that's the one way to make it down
I don't know my guys delay you
Oh
I didn't take a look I don't know
Genji's high
We do you miss a chest?
Key has got to be this room the key has got to be the truth. There's no way the key is not this room
I'm getting high, I'm getting high, it's too much pressure!
Yeah!
This poop knife is overpowered!
Oh my gosh!
This poop knife is nice!
More drugs?
I
Just took my son I bought this door wait wait. I need that chocolate. I need that chocolate so I can I can live
Ego team no, you're gonna go. Thank you. Thank you, sir
Perfect.
Oh, I used some stuff too. Take this. Take this.
I don't know what that does, but I think you can just poop down.
Oh my God. Yes, he does.
There you go. Oh my God, you're so smart.
Let's ride!
Nice.
Where the hell is the key hat?
I think she's like, I've been very angry about it so soon by now.
I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't very, I don't very much like this game.
I want to quit, I fucking hate this game.
I gave it a solid shot, I gave it a solid shot.
I fucking hate this game.
I want to, I fucking hate this game.
Oh am I am I am I loaded that I like this game I like this game
Oh my gosh, I found new pants!
Good dirgeal laces!
I thought that uh, Jack needs pants.
Yeah, yeah, I'm naked.
He's been naked for about half an hour.
He's in that chest right there.
Nice.
Oh.
What is happening to me?
Oh.
Oh, I soiled.
I'm naked again.
You're so fucking stupid.
I'm gonna hit you.
I'm gonna hit the game.
I'm switching. I'm switching.
I'm switching.
I'm getting up.
I was waiting
We're playing something else. We're playing. I let you guys keep playing unless you guys really like this guy
If you guys really like this game
Unless you guys really like this game. I'm cool. I'm gonna play you guys really like this game
We gave it a try. I thought it'd be a little bit different seems a little bit
Game of the year
All right, you gave you gave you gave you gave a shot you gave a shot you gave
You gave a learn, you gave a learn.
All right.
It seems like it was going to be a little different though from the video.
I don't know, I feel like, I don't know, I feel there's, I feel there's legitimately like,
there's games you can make silly when they weren't silly, but I think this game was
legitimately just meant for, like, jumping.
Um, like leave a company.
Like that one's, like that's same, but then it's like fun.
I don't know how to put it, I don't know how to put it.
I really like the game, I really like the game.
I don't really like the game.
Okay, where are we playing next?
We're doing, I've seen a lot of T-Rex.
I've seen a lot of T-Rex.
So no Apex?
I'm kind of down for Apex.
Did you play Apex and you did the game?
Pina, you have played Apex with me before.
Oh yeah.
You're fake.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it might not be good idea.
It might.
Now, let's do, let's do.
What?
We just got into Diamond Lobby's buddy.
I'm struggling.
We could.
Oh my God, you're a back to back
Fred, two years of Fred.
Fuck yeah, I am.
Fuck yeah.
I was easier to get in, Fred.
No, I talked to high out.
She said the seasons I got in
bed with the hardest seasons to
get better.
That's not true.
No, that's true.
You were on controller with assisted aim.
You were on controller, P?
Yes, he was.
What?
You didn't tell me that, Pookie.
When you shit on me every day for playing on controller?
Whoa, I don't know where all this is coming from.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on there. You see track, but I grew up. Okay, pal. Yeah, they did to a better platform
Fuck you
We'll be fine. We can do wild card
wild card
See a lot of t-rex. I don't know if we'd be good with that hot that guy kind of knows everything
That is very true. I was very lost. That is true. Yeah. Telling you to puke on my mouth.
I just puke in your mouth is what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do, let's do, let's do
a game we're familiar with. Let's do a game we're familiar with. I see we play some
Apex. Let's use some Apex. Is that cool? Is that cool guy? Oh, we can do.
Guys, I'm not playing Apex for the rest of the night.
Why not seven minutes for download? You guys, okay, okay, okay. Let's do some Apex.
Let's use the main page, let's use the main page, that's not going to be my time.
Controller Pee, come on, baby.
All right, buddy, all right, pal, all right, all right, yes, I may or
may not have got my two predator badges on Xbox.
Dude, you were on console when you got them, oh, fuck, no, hell no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
That's still very respectable, that is still very respectable, very respectable.
And I don't tell me they were the hardest seasons to get Predator on, the hardest season.
It's console.
Yeah, you're fighting dads on TVs.
Ain't no sweatshirt on console.
I'm not fighting dads.
You're telling me that the other top 499 players in the world are single dads playing
on 60 inch TVs in the living room.
I know the same fact you know a fun fact what out of peace fire station of the age
I already knew that
Out of PC PlayStation and Xbox Xbox has always been the last one of further predspots always
So what Xbox guys like to tell X take the time fucking telling me is that Xbox guys are the chillest
They're the chillest. They like to relax. They like to relax
Yeah, Pino was top 200 because it was 250 players taxi
You believe this guy?
Hexi hasn't been here in half an hour.
Are you high?
Did some of that chocolate get in your actual shit?
You said like that.
Oh.
You said there's only 500 players on Xbox.
OK.
All right, no.
All right, buddy.
It was hard.
All right, I'd like to see you get predator on Xbox.
I'd like to see you get predator on Xbox.
You can.
I got a 10.
I got a 10 times on PlayStation and like 20 on PC.
don't make that face. Well,
that's because you have no bitches and no job. I'd like some bitches and a job to
get better twice. All right, pal. All right. You're a pedo.
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Yeah, I went there. I had a job and I was
doing that. What was your job? Didn't you? I remember what I did, but I just remember
streamers I was doing something I don't know what I was saying Pussy Wax all right guys we
don't need to dive too deep into what I mean we are we are really I mean we are climbing this
mountain we are I mean two mountains at the same time what I say we dive into some apex
warm up with some Gundam massive Japanese whatever the shit I don't know what it is
who from Gundam wow god all right I'll pop an apex open let's run it okay let's run it
I'm gonna I'm gonna connect with each other. I'll be right. Let's run it. Let's run it.
Wax salesman wax salesman of the year, buddy wax salesman of the year
Middle-Aid women would come in for just an armpit and removal and I would up them to a Brazilian
almost every time through salesman initiative and smooth talking.
Mm-hmm. You tried that, buddy. You tried that.
Do a poll?
Yeah, Apex is probably loosable. Like a lie.
Y'all 100% it's loosing the poll.
Should we run a poll then?
Should we run a poll then? I don't know.
Guys, just like two games a while, Kardon. Then we'll go to something else.
It's two quick games a while, guys. Two quick games a while, guys. Then we'll run.
Let us get a little fix it.
Yeah, a little fix, a little fix.
Guys, I don't even know, should we just go do T-Rexes?
I don't know if we should.
I mean, we can always try.
We could give it a shot.
Let's run a couple Gundam styles.
A couple Gundam styles. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it couple Gundam styles couple Gundam styles
Let's do a couple Gundam styles
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Oh
We always want my tiles. We saw my tiles. If you swap my tiles be one quick second. You boys one quick second here
Two minutes for my download that you got you okay, I got pee
little swapsy doosy here we go
alright okay let's do it let's join oh mr. beer me mr. Curt D's you go for
some one good man good man thank you my boy DZ
track is going to not as much as I mr. Josh what not as much as I will run
Circles around him in the Gundam Circles Circles around him in the Gundam
Way over the top over what I actually think I saw that on the steam store when I was browsing today
Oh, yes, here's something that one kind did look pretty fun
play pico park and test y'all friendships I buddy I look at that I
look at that that looked like something we play on a gameboy in 2005 all right
still I wouldn't be kind of fun short but I'm doing people like six and a half
minutes there's ranked Pico Park oh you think we play ranked Apex oh I'm not
saying in that game there's no way this ranked that kid there's no way this is
made that game
boys mind if you do against many fresh hmm I just got back out of mine thank
you sir you're the same big boy I'm seeing boys invites did you ready
I'm not going to lie to you, right?
Between you and me?
Is the best player I've ever seen in this game.
Oh, Gigi.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm pretty sure she's been Predator ever seen.
Oh my god, Gigi, you're also Predator?
No, he's lying.
No, you can just look at her.
You can look at me.
Hey, that's a Predator.
All right, I mean your drum out
I don't know. She's the best this game. She's the best this game 100 percent. I'm 50 percent
Yeah, hey you
What was showing on the court they settle it on the court. That's why she was settled it on the court, okay?
We're about to go so hard not a single lot is not gonna be good. I'm gonna be throwing so much
No, it's okay
No, trust me every single game we play she's bad every single day we play will end and
Victory please that was just fine. It was just the other big better at the end is it victory?
Oh, no champions. I think champions champions every round we play will say champions again
I personally guarantee it. We're gonna get five wins in a row and then I'm gonna go be a motherfucking T-Rex
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give five wins in a row, quick gondoms, and then I'm gonna go be a T-Rex.
That's my plan for the night. That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do. I'll save right now. I'll save right now.
You got this. You got the height?
Get wet and wild. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then Drax put me in it later. Or put me in me later.
Oh, all right. Let me see here. Let me get you guys in here. Okay?
There you go. There you go
And you died in the first game nah
No, I'm gonna have to work. Well, it's we do ranked for JG. You know, I
Don't think we can I think she's bronze
She should be once
Where's we where's you came in here? She's like number 17 predator
imagine she's been grinding off
sure she's been acting all the time.
I wish I was good at a video game like that.
Up into my life, Tando.
Hey, you suck.
I was getting hit.
Get up.
She's very good.
You see my GG?
High key.
Wait.
Wanna see it?
You know when Tau said he?
No, it's round one.
Big surprise there, big surprise there.
I've got a big 100 gifted with your name on it
and you spit in my mouth.
Do I have to give you 100 gifted
or do you give me 100 gifted?
Wait, we give you 100 gifts?
I don't know.
I
Know you thinking me I'll take it a little bit. I'm a little nightcap. Well, I can't like I've never heard anyone
No, it's a good hammer. Oh
Little nightcap little nightcap little nightcap. Okay. Actually that reminds me absolute sip as you speak
Absolute similes silly. Why don't you?
Let's proceed. Oh, yeah, we cannot play ranked. We're doing got them honestly got them is super fun
I've been wanting to play gun them more recently anyways.
There's one thing better than raking up and
it's sitting on single dads 10 50 PM on a Saturday.
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
Yeah.
Shot my single dads out there.
Woo woo.
Represent, represent.
To the back.
West side.
West side single dads.
Let me tell you.
Peter, did you watch the Apex tournament?
No, I didn't.
Did you win?
Okay.
No, we got second.
You guys second place in the Apex Tournament?
Yep.
I'd hallow my team.
Good to be me, I would have got first.
No.
But I guess that's, that goes sometimes.
Oh, you know what we could do?
We could do, since we have the Bungalow here, we could do a private match with 60 of the Bungalow here.
We actually, we actually could.
I, yeah, I used to do it all the time.
We played like zombies and we could play hide and seek.
Uh, or just play the fucking game.
Or you just play the fucking game
Oh, we just play the fucking game
That is one option. What is what option?
Okay, what are we doing?
We're running up. You see the ready button the bottom middle. I
Visit so Saturday night because of 70s words
I'll go first go ahead
Job
That was terrible you fucking.
My god, it's cuz I'm it's cuz I'm Latino, right?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, what the hell.
I can't believe close.
He's missing out on his favorite day.
It's like whispers for him.
Man, that guy, let me tell you something.
Oh, hmmm.
Fourth on Marathon? Yeah, I keep it fourth on the Marathon.
Same today.
We honestly, we were killing it from the beginning.
We were like third.
And then Shroud's team, I don't know what voodoo magic they were doing,
which would pile in the forest, but they doubled our points by the end.
Almost tripled.
Now they all have cool jackets because that was prize as you know I've kind of always like wanted that
Like you know like a grunt like streamer tournaments. I
Don't know why they do like
Like honestly, I would much rather
Why I'm gonna lose. I guess it doesn't really matter to me
What do you say I think a symbol that you won is is really cool. I mean, okay?
I just like that. Yeah, I like that
I I feel like that's way cooler to do than a cash prize. I mean
like
I mean obviously it's dope to win cash. Obviously. Hey, I'm not arguing there. I'm not going there. I'm just saying I think it's
I think this maybe even both the symbol. I like like I like
I love to have a little trophy that said I won
I don't know. I don't know. Well, honestly he's found
Oh, yes, he's looking throughout. He's like a like a billion dollars
Jack is why we cool with a hat
You talking about yeah, yeah
Well, I mean oh cuz cuz the marathon winner got a Jackie. Yeah, well, I don't know that's like I never won one of those tournaments
I
Tron probably went to by the time he might
That whole closet back it's now. He's like a whole country. I've literally I've been in so many tournaments as a streamer
I don't think I've won a single one a single one
So when I do when I'm getting a massive statue
I'm putting in my house saying when you win a chicken dinner
I can do it
I'm trying
Pop a first six blade light
Seriously, seriously
Yeah, I do have two frog, frog statues behind me that are gold
That was pretty cool
My gosh
Alright, take us down nice and easy, JG. Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
This jacket looks like it's on the marathon gun side.
Let's ride!
Oh, man!
Okay, what guns are good to use?
R9, R3, R9, R3.
R9, R3, okay.
R9, R9, D9, R3, R1.
Now, lock it in, boys!
I'm gonna be really really bad for a little bit here. I turned down my volume
I'm the kill eater
We're doing pretty good
I'm cooking, I'm cooking
Oh, there's a window there
Oh, yep, I didn't realize that
I don't remember that window being there
Oh, shit
New window, new window alert
That window wasn't there
That window wasn't there before
They put that there to screw with me
Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and die immediately all right
Perfect perfect perfect all right. Okay. There's just 50 men ready to eat my bottle
We wash
Hey guys, what about just pop
No
Okay, okay, all right, okay, what we want what oh no, that was your life now. It's time to get down to business
Please help me. How do I turn off toggle aim you go to settings game play I think game. Well, no the game
Oh, yeah, it's under the keybinds. You'd write toggle fire mode. Oh, no, no wait, uh
And somewhere down here
And somebody
Game play
Well, let me find it it was
It's
It's ride
Right here so good
Settings mouse and keyboard to go down to aim down sight toggle. It should be right click
You want to delete that by clearing it with the right click?
And then the one below it is aimed down sight hold and you want to do that to right leg
They ran a match yet
Yes, and I was cooking I will have you know
So, Gigi's just a new player, and Drac is a lost-up predator, so we lost.
So we lost, but we're going back in ten times as furious.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You haven't been ten hours since, yeah, honestly, I never do seem this long.
I've been out for ten and a half hours.
You know me, boys.
I get tired around the seven hour mark.
I, I just have to be doing pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie but I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good
Okay, hopefully that will be better and I needed to change my son's you got this sir. Thank you, Mr.
Eric. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you for believing in me Eric
The window was there Peter thanks to the inside scoop chief appreciate that. Let me know if you see anything else including your father
Keep those eyes open
Mmmmmmmm
Fuck you oh no
Good sir no no
Fuck you
Good sir fuck you
Good sir
Mmmmmmmm
Write that down
Read it back to some 10-diamond
No fuck you
Oh no sir I would be beside myself
Fuck you
I would be the quest allow me sir
we're gonna get we're gonna get walking
boys I'm a reindeer we're walking it in
right now no more losses for the entire
night
Lock it in!
That is an impressive bandage indeed.
I've never seen someone of magnitude of that level.
That was impressive.
See the least.
Lock it in, lock it in.
I'm the Jomaster. It's my show now.
Hahahahaha!
He could be better again if he played with Arcade.
Arcade's the meta right now, isn't it, Drak?
all kind of also alter he's good they just know some I love having hideouts as
a friend because I don't have to research what the man is I can just ask
him basically pretty cool and she don't make the game it's it
pretty cool he makes the game you know you know I got my account hacked up
really someone in China and hide outside of action you house it up your
I just cool I like hats yeah hi-hats is cool he is a cool guy
Probably man what can possibly go wrong?
That's either a straight cooking weapon when you're gonna die all misses. Yeah, all misses wrong misses
What's a love?
Fucking in boys walking in we're winning this one
Three outcomes
get one
got one
got two, got two
one's one
got ya
you kill them all?
no one's on me i think
two on me, two on me
get your watch coming, coming, coming
i don't know if this one will still in the game
i'm dead
got him
Oh my god
Where's we take where's we'd like where's we'd like
I'm a coming boys. I'm a coming. I've got you boys
No one
Okay, alright, alright, alright, there's one down, one up, right here.
I'm dead.
The hell?
Yo, hello!
Hold up, Jesus!
Cooking, Jesus!
Cooking!
You better alert!
Dude, my resolution shi- oh my gosh, my resolution changed and I can't, I can't see it.
Why is it so bad?
How do I change my resolution?
I don't know what's going on
What is this resolution
Yeah!
I don't even know what I'm on with this.
Joe?
Oh, he's dead!
Yes!
Deaver?
How deep, how deep?
Deaver, Deaver, Deaver.
You watch out!
Why is my demon 10 ADC?
Oh, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle.
AHH!
Stuck in!
What?!
I'm having so many issues right now.
Just to keep your chair?
Provide some food, see you.
What'd you get up?
Okay.
All right.
All right, all right, that didn't go that didn't go as well as it did in my head
Rock it in boys our glasses
I cannot a day at all
No, oh my god, I'm playing fuck zone here
No, oh my god, oh my goodness
like what is wrong with the graphics I can't see okay let me okay let me hold
me let me hold you up let's see a little piece let's see a little piece yeah I'm
gonna go down let's take a little bit let's take a little piece I'm just gonna
restore like yeah you're gonna be doing 1080p no yeah I'm gonna wait were you
on 1080p yeah 1920 by 1080
display mode wait okay all right we'll start from the top this way in a 1080p
monitor for best I'm on full screen okay full screen you know I'm poor
let me get you in here let me let's let me take a look at Gigi's yeah yeah
coffee coffee you're not here yeah let's take a look at let's take a little
look at what is I don't know what this all right okay all right did you click the
yeah borderless windowed and then it's just monitor actually night 1920 by 1080p
no it's 1440 oh do I need to restart my game it is 60 by 10 okay this will let
you change to two five six you by forty forty. Oh don't do that. Never mind switch back to
switch back to swap that bad boy back. There's something wrong with it. Uh, does anybody
know what's going on here? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Yeah, let's do wait wait wait wait go what's the one to the left what happens if you go one to the lab?
was that
What what's the one on the left this one aspect ratio?
This 43
Okay, 16 by 9. Let's do
1920 maternity and then and then let's do a quick game. We start quick game. We start
Okay
Oh
There you go, there we go pop that back open
Folks he would love that background
You should send him that you should send him that he uses his own background
Wow you would be ecstatic you big static you big static
I
See what's going on here. Let's see if it fixed it. I
Bet you this will fix it 50 50 shot
All right, I keep telling me my FOV is way too low
But I changed that and that's what ruined everything. That's what ruined everything
Yeah, when I changed my FOV, it's still it's saying 1080
He can teach you to be a little bit lower below 90. Oh, they're fine. Thank I
Have no idea I I don't know I
Didn't you have your FOV target on 60 wait fov target V sick needs to be off
one optimize in the video.
Video card is burning out.
Yeah, I don't think it's that buddy.
Okay, borderless windows, what's that saying?
Yeah, I like to keep my games a borderless window.
I said that first for sure.
Maybe use reset defaults.
What's going on? What's happening here? What's going on here?
I don't know. Wait, scroll down. Wait, they're telling me scroll down and say scroll down
and they're doing and it no v-sync, no v-sync. Yeah, no v-sync, no v-sync.
I turned it off.
Set it to, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, it's an issue with APEX.
What, you, you play in 1920 by 1080p?
Are you a two point?
No, it is so blurry.
I can't even see people if they're up close.
I can see them, but like 10 feet in front of me.
I'm like, I think I see them.
You need to change the adaptive FPS to zero
Adaptive resolution adaptive resolution adaptive resolution find that find that adaptive resolution
Adaptive resolution FPS target
Okay
I almost threw up right now.
We'll run a quick one, and we'll let you sort that out, Jiji.
Don't you worry.
Take your time.
Yeah, you do that.
I'm...
Wait, Jiji, what's happening?
Is Shannon holding?
They usually, like, figured out.
Shannon holding they usually like figured out
Well, you got a weed through it because there's like 10% of them that know the real answer and the other 90%
We'll just see they the dumbest shit you could possibly never think I'm
I'm part of the night. Good good good good good good
I'll play a game and I'll get like 60 frames and they'll tell me to go unplug my router
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah
as you was saying as you was saying
guy oh my bad
fuck it in fuck it in
I don't know about you but I'm not hitting shots I can not hit shots I don't yeah we
I feel like I'm playing without images this feels terrible. I'm I don't know what's going on
I am not hitting my shots the slightest. I agree. I agree. Oh
my god
She has her desktop cast at 1080 the only reason gamecams will pass 10 a like she invented HR
No, it's it's on 1440. I promise you I just check
I have been wondering why my teams are lagging though, I just checked and for some reason
on NVIDIA control panel my main screen is on refresh rate of 60 FPS.
That'll do it.
That's right.
Easy this guy.
That's right.
Let's ride.
you see this guy
yeah that's right
let's ride
push down drag push down
oh shit let's ride
follow me boys
we're with this one we're with this one
pina you still playing apex
yeah i'm still playing apex
yeah let's do this
lick it
you guys wanna play the rival side
What?
Yeah, I got a second to make.
Yeah.
Damn, it's just a love of the game, huh?
Love of the game.
I'm teaching drag so you can get first place next time.
All right.
How's the-
I'm playing top draft.
Got one?
Yeah, you do.
If this door does not stop closing, will you die already?
Holy dead!
Wait, that's...
That one!
What do I do?
Okay, my entire monitor is destroyed, I swear.
I got the other one! I got the other one!
He alone!
Watch out! Watch out!
No! Oh my god, you both died.
Come on, come on, come on!
and then we're to
Yeah, this is fuckin crazy. I'm like
Thank you, buddy
What is this
Hey, I'm just here to participate.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
This is going great.
All right, all right, all right.
Let's ride!
Look at it, boys!
What the hell is going on?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Ready to get help!
Think you can reach it, think you can reach it.
Perfect, what did we treat, what did we delight?
Rack help!
Help!
Oh
Fuck this bow
No way you're using the bow
Anything
Oh
I think I might have to buy it. I think I might have to buy it.
Who's that?
Good thing, huh?
Holy shit, he arged that back for me.
I think I might have to buy it.
Now he's dead.
Dead?
Dead!
No, I'll crack.
Oh
Thank you save do your buddy
What's hitting me? What is that?
What the hell is that?
It's one of those Hoosy-Doozy drones!
Yeah, I've got to have those.
By the way, you can activate your shield, I've got to have that.
You can press on.
Yeah, I'm trying to activate it.
What do you mean, what do you mean?
It's much, it's much.
Yeah, I'm dead.
He's gonna hear.
Yeah, he reach out.
I pooped diarrhea weapons.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill your controller.
He has your question.
We asked for a question. What is it?
I need to tell you about your controller.
Oh my!
Stupid bitch.
I'm gonna ask if you caught this guy and you're losing it yet.
Fuck move it.
You're not moving it?
Dude, someone's healing you 100%. I keep hearing them. I'm not crazy.
Someone's here.
Yeah!
Tingle! Tingle! Tingle!
I'm coming boys! Don't you worry!
Where are you?
Oh, oh, where, where, where, where
Can you see that more kindly?
Where, where, where, where, where?
Which I have an absolute garbage weapon.
I've got the RE in there.
You want that?
That one cooking, that one cooking, that one cooking.
18 seconds left.
That one cooking, that one cooking.
One cooking!
Into the gun, guys.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah!
Oh.
Don't you worry Jack, I'm safe.
My man, my man.
Hey!
You shuffling, shuffling?
Oh.
There's really nothing.
You gotta choose your power up to whatever the shit.
Oh yeah, I try.
No.
whatever it's called
who's losing
damn
fuck you
and there were some genji
up
no way
there's an hour
there we go
alright now we're cooking
now we're cooking
Why hit me shots from here?
Oh, this is not gonna just make
It's red!
Oh my god, I should have got the Who Can Do Team!
Ten seconds!
That's your team boys, that's your teams!
Get this, get this.
Oh wait man, we gotta get this.
Oh my god, we have a really good spot.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and just die.
All right, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Well played, well played.
Come on, guys, better super bait.
I'm coming back 15 seconds.
Why is this on double tap?
Oh
Don't you wait back I'm on the way
Oh
They gotta come to us you guys gotta move these guys down
Oh
Yeah, I'm a try
Gg boys, it's on and play with you. Oh, yeah, there was all ours God
God speed
Sorry drag through
Let's see the report card real quick on second
What we'll take a little peep we'll take a little peep. Let's let's take out the summary
Let's check out the summary. Let's see what's going on here. Go ahead. You can read all what's most important is how he did as a team
Yeah. Yeah. Double your damage.
Double your damage. Yeah.
You harness the power of the sun.
Hard to beat that pal.
No. I had 3900 before I used it.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay.
It's in the box. It's in the box.
100%, 100%, 100%, 100%, 100%.
Die. Die immediately in the game.
It was so fun.
I
Yeah, let's go to me. Is it is you ready? I don't know she's left in this court. Where'd you go?
I think she's still trying to figure it out
One more
Yeah, let's give it some more time.
Let's give it some more time.
Give it some more time.
That sounds like a complex issue.
Complex issue.
I might go get whiskey and down five charge.
My shawty is it's hitting now.
I'm getting some.
I'm gonna react.
I have to get PB.
OK, OK, OK.
Don't let me die.
Don't.
Don't let me die.
Oh
Frank, ready up!
And say and tell you love her
She's out there so there's a lady out there for you drag I've checked every club in Miami, and I gotta check again
Yeah, yeah, I'll check it everyone knows the best place to find a wife is close in Miami. Yeah. Yeah, that's number one spot number one spot
Number one spot number one spot. I'll report back. I got this
Good good
fuck him boys fuck him
understand
who's this thug guy
guy
do you want to go to the bathroom?
That's gonna hurt
Oh
Oh, there's a fight guy again!
What the hell?
Where is he healing? I don't know if he's visible.
What? What? What?
Okay, I'm turned. I'm turned.
Oh, niggle, oh, niggle, oh, niggle, oh, niggle!
Run!
I
Was just go I thought I'm a kid. This is awkward. This is awkward. I thought I'm a kid. I should have told that I'm coming
I'm coming
No, we're going. Oh
How do you do that?
What the fuck?
Did every kid just break down doors nowadays?
Yeah, he's gonna...
I mean, immediately.
Oh, no, no.
I...
I'm trying to break doors for me, for me.
What does he like?
What is he dreaming?
I got...
He's $1.99.
I
Know where I get stuck it right
You using your
Oh
No, oh my god, it's it's family
What are you doing?
You're not doing too heavy boys!
Huh?
You got me?
You can be out, you can be out.
I'm gonna work on that aim key.
We're gonna find aim lags moment right there.
You're gonna have to hit that aim lags up right there.
Throw that aim, big man.
Big man
Look at it
Do we have the
Not looking too good, it's not looking too good.
Ah!
Come, come, come, come, come.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my God, we just died.
Do not die, run, run immediately, run immediately.
Oh my God, that's not true.
Okay, he's up, he's up.
We're showing this we're showing this we're showing this how many teams have
Oh
We're done!
Enemy killed!
Faster, faster, faster!
I'm gonna wanna kill you!
Kill you, son!
You son of a...
Nice! Nice!
Done, done, done!
Nice!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Oh, we're deep down?
Hold on, I'm SMS.
Oh, fuck, I haven't seen him.
Oh!
You can drag back in with your shooting.
Goddamn!
Nice, nice!
Oh!
We're the killing team!
Oh
My god
You're gonna be low, you're gonna be low, no!
I did with this guy, I just did the same thing you did 30 seconds ago!
You see that? He came right for me.
That guy came right for me.
That guy's pissed.
Can you ship the city?
I
Nice
Yeah, I would do disgusting things to you if I'm online.
Not too much, good job!
Things they talk about in fucking smite.
I don't even know what that is, but I've got a bunch of them!
Okay, like four in books.
Oh, it's easy to wait!
I use the bug!
Damn!
No!
Nice!
I got a four in nine!
Good work, good work!
Oh my god, so many people in front of us.
Oh, mono-e-mono, buddy.
Mono-e-mono.
We beat again.
And, Tim, let me do this.
Let me do this.
This is personal.
Yes!
Am I allowed to eat?
We won!
Pussy!
We won!
YES!!!
Am I all- Am I all-
We won! PUSHED, WE WON!
IT'S IN MY HAND!
I'M HICKEN!
I'm HICKEN!
No!
Nice.
Dude.
Oh my god, he's so one just wait just wait I'm getting up
Okay, all right 15 damage will do I was hoping for a little bit more
I'm cooking!
That's okay!
Is that a T4 game?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Is there anything better than that?
Wait, my gun's already gone.
Okay, just... just care.
At least you might get...
There's me stay here.
Okay, I'm gonna come with you.
I'll... I'll... I'll...
No, no, no, space-laze only comes with a light.
Look, you're here!
Okay.
I'm here!
I'm back up!
I'm on here!
I'm on the left!
I'm standing!
oh my goodness no way that just happened how he's so serious oh my good
I got one
Got no one
No, no, why did I do that?
Oh my dingaloo, my dingaloo, my dingaloo
Oh!
He comes back and he
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
Good, good, good, good, good, good
You guys back and shoot
You're back!
You're good!
You're moving, you're moving, you're moving!
We're back, we're back!
Do you want to kill someone or do you got this?
Oh my GAH!
Oh, no!
We got eliminated!
And then we the same guy you fought the entire fucking game. That was the guy he was in yeah
Fucking hate that guy
Yeah, how's that going? Let's see
I'm looking over at her stream. She's not many games
She's laughing. Okay taxis in there trying to help
Good good good good
Go taxi go
about a quick rain maybe just a quick one maybe just a quickie maybe just a
quickie after I open this a packs pack and get all reds okay red red red
I was robbed.
I was scammed.
The usual.
I don't have it on the schedule.
The usual.
That'll happen.
But see some T-Rex play tonight?
I demanded.
We'll do some T-Rex play.
We'll do a little bit of T-Rex play.
All right.
We go win a rate match then we then we go be a dinosaur. What about that? Okay? Okay? That's cool
Would that is that where everybody wants?
My packs how do you hide on six you give me a ton of gold coins, but apparently I could download the EA app and
Reinstall a pegs on the EA app and then uninstall it and then delete EA. Oh
Okay, I'm
Yeah, I don't know if I'm doing that
I don't know about you, but I can have about two games max on my PC at any given time
So
Really? Yeah. Yeah
Over time you know what you can go to add or remove programs
You can find all the big stuff and then like your biggest files
You can find them once you have a PC for like three years. They're hidden to it
You have to remember where you put them. Oh
I mean, I there's no systems that can find them. I don't know where it is
This seems like two terabytes, which is not like crazy, but it should hold more than you can
But you don't have an IT guy?
Why do I do that?
I don't have an IT guy.
Who am I close to?
Tim who can't even use his own discord?
What do I look like to you?
I have an IT guy.
What?
You have an IT guy?
T9?
In fact, I don't want to be that guy, okay?
You stream with no facecam.
It is literally the game input.
What could you possibly need help with on the PC?
Dude, were my OBS tweaks out?
I just see here Chris Carlson's there at it.
I don't know what to do.
Perfect, perfect.
Alright, let's ride!
Let's get it!
Dang it!
This is serious, boys, this is serious.
This is serious.
This is serious, boys!
You got a PC fix just in time to switch back to dinosaur game
Sometimes one more a pair scheme said she didn't fix it for nothing
All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. That's not fair. It's good thinking. Good thinking. I got you
All right, we're gonna go over to the side thing
You say there and the pure I would you when you got to the wind
He's in that big spider way.
Oh, behind us, behind us, behind us.
Where are you?
Oh, my god.
Three of them is behind this rock.
We're not done?
no way my our teammate just let that happen what the fuck is your damage on
both my teammates
no no man 30 damage peanut 30 thousand more like I was cooking I was cooking
I
Literally got so much damage it had to reset the counter you have no idea what you're talking about
No way, dude, are you over there?
That's over four times your damage
I'm getting worried. I'm getting worried. Word through the great vibe. Let me go see.
She did not fix it. One more. Honestly, you know what? Let's do one more and then, if
she still hasn't been fixed by then, let's just go BT Rexxers. Okay, that's what we'll
That's what we'll do.
I don't think it's looking good over there.
I just took a glance at JG's chat,
see if they were helping her.
The first thing I read it was put it in rice.
No.
I don't know if it's gonna go super good over there.
Imagine being plateaued.
It'd be a little bitch.
Would you pardon that for a second?
What do you think on that for a second?
Can we all take a second to really sit down and think for a moment?
Hmm...
Bice is good.
Keepers can't figure out stream sniping, it's their fault.
Word out to the streets on that, James. Word out to the street on that.
Let me tell you something, sir. I want to congratulate you.
Jack, would you mind helping me congratulate this gentleman?
On one of the dumbest fucking things I have heard this week.
Guys, let's get a W the chat, Mr. James.
WTelinal, baby.
A W in the chat for Mr. James himself.
A thinker, a ponderer, and quite frankly,
if I may be so bold, a philosopher.
Introducing your champion.
Stepping bounce.
Okay, not stopping and thinking inside the box,
but leaping out of it.
And coming up with ideas none of us even thought of.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good thinking, Mr. James. Good thinking. Good thinking.
Now let's lock it in. Let's lock it in.
Oh, can you look at our teammate's face?
We see?
Can you look at our teammate's face?
What? Hunter's big, girthy octane stim?
Oh, yeah.
Who's Hunter?
Not her nobody's got a big, girthy octane stim.
She's the same.
Damn.
Holy crap.
Who's this hunter fella?
I gotta meet him.
Alright Terry, get serious.
We're taking one more sip of the whiskey.
We're good luck.
We're good luck. We're good luck.
I got some extra supplies here.
You're welcome.
Hi, Gigi is in the channel about us.
Hey!
Welcome in, Gigi!
Hello!
Hey, so what we're gonna do
is we're gonna give up and go play Dino Game.
After me and Drat kill every man, woman, and child
Inside this game get first place champion and rank up
Dr. Did boys block it in
Who's that little circle thing going we know that's that wait is that still the vaults is that
things just a thing oh no it's enough
I think.
Why didn't you say that?
Pay not.
Yes, Jack and Frost.
Unfortunately, you cannot say the V word for not having sex ever.
It's not my rule.
It's Twitch's rule.
Don't ask me.
I don't make the rule.
No, you can't.
You just can't use it in a derogatory way.
How else would you use it?
I'm saving myself for marriage you know there's no idea you kind of have to have
that be the case
yeah mode yeah yeah
just sing sing sing sing sing sing sing all funny games so I'll fuck your dad
Oh good, let's ride follow me boys
I've got I've got decent weapons here. I've got these weapons here
Oh, so you look some stuff. There's nothing nothing right. How about me? It's a little something something
Did you okay over there? Oh
oh my god okay I will be crafting both oh my goodness oh my goodness
I
Think I'm super well fresh I was cooking there for a second. I'm sorry go back. Don't you dare die?
No pee what was that bungees a fast and jib and that's okay
I'm so bad. I believe in you clutch up.
He's doing it. He's doing it.
No, I hit him too!
BOOOK!
MY ASS!
Technique was all wrong.
Get it out of me.
Ow!
Shield battery!
Fuck, he's on console.
He's on console.
Should we run more or should we go B and C Rags?
Taxi said Gingy's game is fixed if you want to play Rags.
Get her in!
I was kind of hoping to play Rags, but let's do-
Alright, okay, let's do the god-him, let's do the god-him, let's do the god-him.
Let's do the god-him.
Alright, one god-him, then we go beat T-Rexes.
I agree. I agree. Eyes all on the table.
44 damage LOL.
Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Everybody relax. Everyone relax.
Okay, sometimes men take longer to get ready than other men.
It's completely natural. It is completely natural.
But now that the warps are over, it's really time to get down to business.
Oh yeah.
Really time to get down to business.
Oh yeah.
Last game, then Dino.
Let's get it.
I
Him lost 450,000 today. Oh
My god, I'm pretty sure he's talking about real dollars cuz I think and I think this is him. Hey, what?
Wait, how much did he lose I deserve a mugger later than it was 450,000
What
That's that. That's is that the.
What the hell? Do you know what you can do with that kind of money? What the?
Put it on black. Am I right boys?
that would be a drag.
What's worth it?
There it is.
I'm your job master.
get rid of this gentleman right here. There we go. Alright, let's do this thing. You
guys ready? Oh yeah, let's run. Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys. Fuck it, fuck it.
This is the one. This is the one. This is the one. Lock it in. Adjusting game to chair.
Out is gone. I don't know where the sound is on those. I don't know.
I don't know where the sound is on those
Oh
Oh my god.
We're doing pretty good.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and give up.
We go.
Slippery little bastard.
Oh, our team, our team.
Oh
Thank you
Oh
I shot the whole game with half my clip
Oh shit
Perfect, perfect, perfect
Quick revive
Get behind
Just give up, just give up, just give up
What you got about, you got about
Let those guys off with a little warning
Don't you worry, Drac, we're on the way
I'm back, I'm back
What is this? What is this?
Don't we go easy?
I'm trying to get out of the tank!
Stay alive! Stay alive!
I'm back, I'm back, I got to move quick. That's how I like it.
Okay, breathe there.
Must go faster.
What?
Whoo, how those ships look after you, Mustache?
Oh
I'm so fucking
Oh
He's happy out there what's out he's happy
Okay, am I shooting my teammate I'm so confused
Don't you worry Jack, I'm right here. I'm right here Mr. Jack.
I don't need anything.
Oh, okay, alright. Word, word, word, word.
Oh, we got some stuff from this thing.
Hmm, highlight enemies around you while-
Eh, boy. Eh, boy to hover.
In a boost on slide.
Please watch.
Oh, he burned.
You can just slide forever.
Oh.
Where'd he go?
You all team? No, not me. It's much, much. There's a guy coming from behind us too.
No, no, no, no. Nice, nice. Oh, okay. There's it. Yeah! Oh my god. I'm going in!
I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it!
I'm gonna hit her right now.
I was just following you.
What the f*** is happening?
You're doing great. You're doing great.
That was hell in that room. I didn't realize that.
Stop it!
R-Star!
Oh
Holy man, did you slide to me and tap a
These guys are good
No. Yeah, don't worry. Just put it like that. Come here. Come here. Come here.
I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.
So, I mean, just hang around. Just hang around. Don't worry. Don't worry.
Dude, I feel like you guys have to be on cocaine to play this game.
I got the only way to do it that's the only way to do it cheap
oh my goodness that's the Gundam legend gun thing
I think someone does not.
No, it's a gun for this game.
Oh.
Inside a second.
Inside.
Yeah, I hear him coming on.
Okay, I'm instantly dead.
Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hey, sweet boy!
I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy.
Ah you got the key.
Rock do not die for 7 seconds, that's when it dies.
Another great raid, another great raid!
Alright I'm gonna go be a dinosaur.
I'm gonna go be a dinosaur. I'm gonna go be a dinosaur.
What's going on?
Time to be a dinosaur!
You're a super-hard-for-new player, yeah.
Honestly, I feel like Apex is like R6 Siege and stuff like that.
If you haven't been playing it as your religion for the last 10 years,
I don't even try it.
Yeah.
It's so good.
You are not finding so good Todd the nine to five three kids loving wife on a PS five
60 inch TV in his game room. You are fine
crack riddled Kevin
And his buddy Chad in a college dorm up for three days straight on a fake Adderall prescription
They lied to their doctor to get that too. You're playing against here. You are not playing against the first one
You're not playing against first one
every one of them.
I mean, if you kill a guy in this game,
consider yourself good
because that guy's been playing for 10 years.
Any, anyone, just pick a guy.
Just pick a guy.
Never did you.
Dude, that game is so fucking fun, man.
I love it.
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, dude.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Okay, all right, let's do this thing.
It's time to beat dinosaurs.
What are you talking about?
Choosing.
That's true.
My doctor prescribed me What?
What's the official Star Wars system?
That's true.
My doctor prescribed me.
Atarall.
When he found out I played a bank.
Star Wars.
That's the most.
I'm horribly.
What?
Correndous.
Disgusting.
The way I ever seen atarall.
Spell.
Let me spell it for everybody here.
I need the floor.
A
B
E
R
H
O
L
What the fuck?
Where did the H and O come from, man?
You know how you were talking about an 8th grade reading level?
Another question.
Where did the X come from?
I'd like to add on to the question.
I have a second question, a follow-up.
If you don't mind, Mr. Dracula.
fine gentlemen do you mind if I ask to follow it no go ahead thank you I appreciate that I
appreciate that of course uh Adderhall doctor I think some Adderhall I'm trying to get to
predator name x legends uh yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I the doctor I use he's not like a
crooked one but like you just tell him he'll be like you know that sounds about right that sounds
Yeah, I mean he's not gonna be like I mean like oh I need some stuff, but you like you like I got this is like
Well, if you say you got it. I mean
I'm good. I'm good. I don't actually remember too much. So it's so many years ago. I was but I think I remember it being pretty
I
Have no idea what that means
Are you guys ready
The T-Rex is...
Dinosaur Legends.
I'm sending you guys...
Uh-huh.
She ever now.
Okay, I wasn't here when you guys did it last time, so I don't really know what's going on.
I should play so everybody get on the main blue screen.
I'm gonna walk you through it just like Mr. Hodge taught me.
Copy.
Also, remind me to ask Stroud for his cool marathon jacket.
Tell him to do that.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I know I didn't win.
So what do you want?
So I guess.
Oh, shit.
I want the cool jacket.
Oh, OK.
It's cool.
And I want it.
Copy.
It's cool.
I want it.
You should see it.
That's right.
Let me tell you.
I don't want to see it.
You want to see it?
Let me show the steam one more time you would I'm telling you listen. I know
It is not only fast-mo, but it can be applied to cross walking
Guard jobs you can ride your bike at night. No one would ever hit you
It's okay. I mean not only is it fast-mo, but the utility with it is insurmountable. Let me let me go ahead
And so yeah, I want to steal
Also, then you get a chance. Can you drag taxi? I think he fixed his PC. I got you got you
Let me show you, let me show you here.
Look at this, look at this.
This is what Shraab just got for winning the tournament
today, look at this.
I mean, I mean, lucky dog, lucky dog.
OK, that's, that's, that, that, that's, that's Jackie.
That's, that's, that's in the waiting room,
but he's going to play, I think.
I
You'll like that
I don't know about the bright yellow. Well, yeah, that's how I say it's it's utility you can you can yeah like a cross guard cross guard
Right you buy good night exactly exactly but but but what is fast and stuff. Yeah, you know what?
Let's let's listen. Let's ask a fast and professional
professional. Okay, why are we why are we squabbling? Let's ask a fashion
professional. Taxi, we need you help with something and it's dire. Life or death,
literally someone could die if you don't help us. Yes. I want you to look at my
stream real quick. Okay? I'm here. With no input. Don't look at any chats. Don't
ask Drac. Don't ask JD. Don't ask me. Without looking at any chats, I want
you'll look at my stream and say hot or not
I'm not talking about being excited about the answer to that
alright
I mean, your little sexy fucking peanut
it's definitely cool
that's what I said
but you also look like a fucking nerd
what?
you're a cool nerd
Are you kidding me?
That is one of the hottest jackets I have ever seen one of the hottest jackets. I
Mean
Just look at it. Just look at it. I
Would have fucked with it if it was more like a poncho
But the sleeves coming out of the two no I fuck with the windbreaker kind of vibe
Yeah, I thought that too like the big turtleneck thing
Be the highlighter he wants to be
Maybe I will and I'm gonna look damn sexy doing it because oh yeah, look at this
I'm telling you guys guys imagine
Imagined on you for a second. Let's look at the picture close your eyes
imagine honey for a second it's puffy it's big a little oversized you're walking
down the street maybe got some black sweat shorts or sweat pants on jeans or
something and you walk in you get in some frozen yogurt someone stops you it's
the model of Mississippi Mississippi 2027-26 she goes wow that's the sexiest
jacket I've ever seen in my life okay walk past her because you're not
interested you'll get your frozen yogurt okay imagine that for a second miss
miss Mississippi just said that was the sexiest jacket she's ever got it has
zippers for your nipples no Jindy would look like a minion I'm not that short oh
my god what are you what are you gonna do with the sleeves you know since you
Don't have arms
You know
It's literally been fashionable since the Titanic sank to wear jackets without arms
That's a Titanic claws that's not a problem at all that's not a problem at all
Have you never seen those British shows where they're in like a royal family and they'll put on a jacket and not put the arms on
Or the there was actually jackets made back then without arm sleeves
It was just like a cover, I guess.
I'm just saying. I think that's a nice jacket and I want it.
I think it's a nice jacket and I want it.
I mean, as a raincoat, that's fire.
Yeah.
It wasn't a cape-chat. It's an actual jacket because it's made differently.
I know what a cape is or a poncho.
It looks like a poncho. That's what it looks like.
I
Actually does look almost identical to a bridge we say a little poncho
I love British police. I mean imagine
going around and
Your main weapon is like
your words
Your most lethal weapon is a curse
You're protecting the city fucking and all you can tell him is that they're being a bad guy
Hey, you've got that out over there. You meet one guy with a glock the whole police station is gonna freak the fuck out
It's over I mean, what do you do?
What are you up to? What's the plan? What are you doing? I'm all right. I don't know. I just always thought that was funny
Oh, let's get here. Let's get here
Let's do it, let's do it.
It actually sounds like he wears a scarf on the regular.
Yeah, I can do that really well.
I must do the fucking chud.
I was on the wrong game version.
Ah, it'll happen, it'll happen.
I'm 50% done.
Oh, yeah, let me, let me.
Oh, yeah, yeah, she's my title.
Good thing you could do it.
Yeah, she's my title.
So who's being the girls I'll be the girl all three of you should be the girls and I be the guy
so that way you guys have to pop out all the babies what in the hell is going on here
We can do whatever. Controversial tape or question. Are the males stronger than the female?
I
Body type hey
Sorry, yeah, but is which body type is the strongest what's going on?
What's going on here? What's going on this discord? We're losing the body
I let's slow it down for a second slow it down for a second guys, but I did say controversial
so it down for a second is
Does anyone know?
I don't know. I think they do the same damage, I think. I'll assume.
Even if I do, I wouldn't answer.
Well, he can't argue with mathematical statistics.
Oh my God.
Alright.
She gets a reddit post. She gets a reddit post. Get she done.
Welcome to Reddit.
Get she done. You get a reddit post. You get a reddit post. You get a reddit post,
buddy.
And that's a reddit post, buddy. Ooh! That's a reddit post, buddy.
Alright, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. I'm coming. I'm okay. Do not come do not come
Hey, I wait I start showing me discord
See I don't have discord open. Oh, there we go. All right. I'm
Sending you guys go to the streamer waiting room go to open chat. I'm sending you guys the one we're doing
Here we go now right there
So press connect on that one
Then once you guys are all in, I'm gonna do the code.
Okay, give me a second.
Connect.
Ready?
Connect.
You can repeat it.
11 hours deep.
Thanks, Chief.
I've been sleeping for 12 hours.
I'm doing pretty good.
I feel good.
I don't even do this.
I feel good.
I think it was that big arch.
I took halfway around.
I feel pretty good.
I love you, but Dappers are so bad.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I've had two and they're just...
The Big Mac is a lot, a lot, a lot better.
I won't lie. The Big Mac is probably better.
But it's because he's had so many Big Macs that it's like he's spicing it up.
Thank you, Caxi. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Word for word, that's what I'm saying.
The Big Mac is technically bar for bar better,
But I've had so many big facts that the big arts is a nice change of base
You come out
There's better fast food burgers
Hold your tongue
You never having a Dave's double from Wendy's. I don't know what sex move that is
It's a double patty burger
I
Don't
By the way, I did not get to connect to that one. I'm choosing a new one
Maybe I'm not really don't leave yet
Okay, everyone hit the play button if the players fight and then we're ready I
I don't I don't understand it's not it's not even give me an air it's just connecting and then it just goes back to the lobby
Yeah, I think it's full
back to lobby buster
It's not even give me an air is this a thing
I'm get I'm literally logging in right now. We do a quick game. We start
Yeah, I do
Because I can definitely way better I think it's I think it's the sauce it really yeah, please the burger I
Mean a big odds with the Big Mac sauce
Now we're talking
You I know guys I
I think the the meat on the big arch is actually real
You guys get the sense of that. Yeah real fucking deer ankle
No, it's usually when you order any other burger on the McDonald's menu. It's a perfect patty
Round it's perfectly round when you get the big arts. It kind of feels like a real patty
Yeah, I don't like the big arch sauce
She hearts like that over time I have to fuck you
I like how you speak funny, man, I like your magic words magic, man.
Beyond to something right now, I agree with taxi.
You know that quarter-pounder pennies are real, it's a quarter-pounder, I think yeah.
Oh, the quarter pounders real me.
Uh huh.
So what's the rest of it?
Guys, I just realized that we've already played on this server, so I already have one.
I already have one?
Yeah, we can't play on this one.
Unless you kill yourself.
Exactly.
Would it just be easier to pick another server?
Yeah, true.
Yeah, I really do. Okay, log in now. I would like to see that. Okay, all right. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
I just so I just say are we ready? Are we ready? Yes. Is he the other server?
Is he the server? No, I don't know. I don't know.
Press connect and then we get a spawn code. Oh God, hold on.
Loading in. I think I read that right. I hope I did.
Oh, what? What? What? What? God, are we doing? We're doing T-Rex.
I mean I was kind of feeling the what's it called the raptor
I can't be there boys
What are we doing?
It's up to you
I'm just saying I like the raptor
I can't get it
I'm going to try the T-Rex
Let's do... Let's do... Let's do the Alasauris.
What is that?
Let's do the aloe. Let's do the aloe. It's the top one in Carnivore.
Okay, so you stay on that main screen and I'm gonna come...
I'm gonna come give you the spawn code.
Okay.
Yeah, so we don't pick you. You do.
I'm going to have the spawn code now.
Here you go.
I'm putting it in the chat right there.
That's the spawn code.
How fun it, boys.
How fun it.
There's a lot of hazards.
It says spawn code sent, but I still have to select, right?
You need to put it in before you press confirm at the bottom
right.
Do not press confirm with the bottom idea that it's wrong.
Go ahead.
Uh, what are the bottom left of the previous screen?
What dinosaur are we doing boys?
How to source this.
Um, it's like a T Rex, but since we don't have 12 hours to do this, we'll
go a little faster.
I think is, is that an omnivore?
That's carnivore carnivore.
You just fuck what you say carnivore.
The top one.
Okay.
I'm gonna be a female I'm a female I'm a female okay wait I think female too
we got three females oh my god I did you be male did you got to be male
I mean P right you should be next week you see me no you put my smock on him
we came in I did I did I did I should better say I'm a male oh oh I just
you. I'm demoting you. Alright.
I see taxi. I pressed accept on
that he disappeared. Oh, it
invalid. Oh my god. I'm sick.
Oh no. I'm not by you guys.
Oh no. Hey, do we screw that
up? Yeah, I said error,
I'm here. Why am I at the end of the map?
I'm on the, I'm on the beach.
Holy aura.
Backpacking three.
Oh, wait. Can you kill yourself?
Me? Yeah. Probably. You think?
You can't do four people. Well, we can just fight each other
We can't do four people with this no, but we can just do it oh
Yeah, we just do two pairs
It's too bad. Mm-hmm. I
So I took you to have a mutation ready. Oh wait wait wait track copy your your spawn code and give it to Genji
copy
I mean taxi we'll get we'll get some food wait hold on wait you hear that
That was loud.
You hear that?
Yeah, okay, I'm coming.
No, I didn't.
Okay, I'm at the beach.
I'm gonna press one, you over here, ready?
Yep.
No.
Okay, all right, all right.
Okay, this is how we're gonna find ourselves.
We are going to hold Q and we're going to go north, I think.
Or no, no, no, you come south.
I'm at the furthest south point on the map.
How do you do that?
OK, you see hold Q, you see where the little line dips?
Yeah.
That's south.
And then we're coming south.
Come on, Mr. Taxi.
Come south.
Oh, OK.
I was going to get our coordinates.
But fuck it.
How do you get your coordinates?
You have to make sure you're in streamer mode and then it's when you press tab there's asset
Location it's top middle a little bit to the right
Under mutation and nest you click that you copy it and then you put it in a map on a
Browser, oh, and then it pings on a map after you close the ads and
Oh, see where you are
Okay, so what are we doing?
What's this go check it?
Go to the channel chat and then put in that code on your spawn point.
From you.
Well now we have more FPS.
Yeah, this is a bad spot.
Yeah, bad spot.
And we're picking what?
The fucking tax incognito.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
What are we?
I'm going south.
Oh, it's just automatic.
I'm going south. I see a beach. What are we doing? You're spawning on drag spawn code.
I'm a human. I'm a human. I don't think you can hear me. I'm a human. I'm a human. You're
You're not even on my phone point.
You can't be here, man.
You can't see, you drag.
What do you see me?
You don't see me?
No.
I mean, am I high?
I'm literally standing in front of you.
You can see me move like this?
Huh.
No, you're not on my screen.
Yeah, you're not showing your screen.
The force is happening.
Wait, she's Jesus.
Zach, wait, what's up?
You, wait, roar.
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
see where we are.
Three, two, one.
What is?
Wow.
That weak-ass roar.
Taxi, can you, can you open my stream
and then compare it to where you're at?
No.
Perfect.
Get the shit on.
Get the shit on, get the shit on.
Just give me a second.
Ah!
Okay, close.
Boom.
I don't know where they are
I don't think so y'all are by each other we we are
All the way right on the map. We're in the eastern jungle
Eastern jungle
So never ever smoke weed. So that's never
Oh, it's east that way say never ever smoke weed. Yeah, that's how the north east east southwest
No, never north ever east smoke south weed. They'll be it's never eat soggy waffles
Okay. You see that thing I linked?
A squirrel!
Kill it!
That's the thing you linked.
In the thing I put a link.
Got a map.
Oh, god. They were trying to get me to use this earlier.
Where'd he go?
So you open that, and it's open.
You want to click the close button,
top middle of the screen.
Close.
Make sure you're on Gateway V0.21 on map.
Where do I put that?
What map are you on?
Top left.
We can even capture this.
He needs to accept you in the manual.
Did you get two regs?
21, yeah.
Perfect.
Go in your game, press Tab.
I heard something.
Under Mutation and Nestor's Acid Location, click under that where it's just flat and
long.
Copy to clipboard.
You put that in my location and you show.
Putting it in the location?
I don't know where to put it on the web.
Put it in the location?
Not letting me join.
I'm sure now come here now you have a thought that's the rippling. Yeah, you see this
It's back. It's up here boys. No way. Oh
Okay, well, let me see. Do you know where you are? Yep. Oh
Wow, I flashed again
That's not a good spot
Okay
We are on the opposite side of the map for each other
We good who's that good and Gingys is you I see something. There's a guy here. I
Don't know where he went. He not wait. He's an allosaurus, too
We're gonna do you know I went I went we look into the water and then go look right I
Love the big water the big water the ocean
They go right. I'm down the beach. I found another allosaurus
I'm on my way do I kill it
Who's this guy this isn't Alice or is this a raptor is that a raptor we guys that a raptor that's a raptor. I'm killing it
Well, let's go to Alessor's 2, okay, okay.
Roy, one more time, please.
Wait, Texas, did you see me?
I'm on the water.
I'm on the raincoats.
Keep going.
I see you, I see you.
Come on over, I found two Alessor's brothers.
Mm-hmm
Lovely I
Love you
Oh, I mean dad didn't mean to do that. He did that by accident
Good work buddy good work. That's our allosaurus brother right there. Oh
He might kill you yeah
He's fucking you, he's fucking you!
Alright, let's proceed, let's proceed!
Oh, there's something up there too!
What's that?
Is this now a source of ladle?
Let's just see if I can ask that before.
There's another one!
Who are all...
Who are all these people?
I mean, I could say very word.
where you oh well they could probably figure it out pretty easy now there's 32
servers buddy with 25 of them having zero players there's no way they got lucky
and picked one of the seven servers we'd be on no chance no chance they would
never impossible impossible you know how you use the stream snipe in in rust back
in the day now what I've never seen time anyway oh okay I should try to see what
time I fail so when when the streamer would open the map you would go online
And you would pair that map to one of the maps on on like a website
Until you had the monuments in the right positions. Oh
Jesus Christ. All right. Oh, hey, did you enjoy that bite?
No, she can get into the server. What we mean
so servers
Pull there's full. Yeah. Oh
I'm just waiting in queue right now
Yes, we have to kill one of these fuckers and we're just you can get
Yes
All right
I got what I got what I got what I got what
No, you didn't die. Don't say that. No. Wait, I'm actually joining.
It's working! It's working! It's working!
Time to join quick! Time to join quick!
I'm back. I'm back. Let me come here.
Can I still come to your spawn code?
I don't think so. You guys join up and I'll find you.
No I can't.
Oh!
How do I get him off me? How do I get him off me?
How do I get him off me?
Run him into a tree.
Oh, he spawned me as a...
Oh lord.
Oh no.
Oh lord.
He's not working, he's not working!
Holy!
Oh, I was up in the sky by the way.
was up in the sky by the way and now I'm not that's good
oh my god if my dinosaur was here
I didn't get to pick what I wanted
yeah
where
I wanted my dinosaur to look like
okay alright who only everybody pause for a second everybody pause for a second
who is in the game as a dinosaur right now
me
Taxi, I'm having dinosaur sex. I'm not I'm on the creation page. Okay, did you drag are you guys together?
Nope. No, I'm on the beach
Kill yourself wait come on you me and taxi. No, no, you stay alive
Okay, you be a taxi are gonna join
After you kill yourself. I'm gonna join the same spawn code. We're all gonna go grab
Drack and it'll be a group
Mm-hmm. Okay. Wait, I'm gonna fight him.
I'm gonna fight him. I'm gonna fight him.
Help me, help me, friend. Help me, friend.
No, no, no, no. That's what he likes me. I'm trying to kill you.
Oh, that's you? That's her?
Did I kill you?
Gingy. No, Gingy, you killed me!
Report. Report. Report.
Select category. A-butt.
Notes. No way.
Gingy's cheating.
No way.
Well, we do a Sarah.
No, I would do the Alo.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Wait, now that, like, Jiji, now you don't die.
Drag, join us and we find you.
Okay, hold on, let me try this.
Okay, okay.
Wait, people are saying Sarah can do four.
Why don't we just do Sarah?
And then we can also eat.
Literally, just five.
Spongebob. I literally just five.
I've been many times.
We're doing this.
We should do Sarah then.
Richard do Sarah
yeah i can't find you
but i think it'll just fall together
it says and i quote spawn quote invalid or has been used too many yeah that's
what i thought
you know it's the one
uh... what were the alice were the alice
all my god
it's going great it's going great
You told me to kill myself.
No, I said you already killed Drax.
I'm going to find you.
I Drax with me, whoever uses the spawn code first
will be part of the three group,
and then we'll have to find the fourth guy.
You do it, Genji.
You do it.
OK.
Gavin.
What's that noise that's me?
What is that?
These nuts.
Lapping in your ear.
Here we go.
All right Gigi with us
It's only fair
Okay, track
I got a boy
I
Okay, I'm gonna flash
I guess the screen shot the screen shot on the map
Stream it
Okay, I'm gonna go home coming. I'm coming. I'm going home. This guy's resilient. Oh,
Oh, no, he's chillin.
I'm not really sure what's going on.
What's he at?
I'm on top of him.
I can't get to you, I can't get to you.
You're back here.
This guy won't die.
How do you get over these rocks?
What the hell?
Help me pin this guy!
Are you out of two?
I'm on over here. I'm right here.
What the hell?
Jump on it.
Oh my god, he's moving down the mountain.
What the hell is going on?
I don't know, I'm out of ammo.
You get back here!
I'm slumming some more.
Damn!
No way this boy is not dead yet.
What the hell is going on?
Are we doing something wrong here?
No, I think he's just strong.
I think he's just strong.
I just can't expect them all!
Get back here, Hunts!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Holy shit!
I'm weak.
Can you get back here?
He's boopin' blood on his butt all!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god
Do you keep them all out of your mutation?
Okay
I'm gonna show you dude. I had the first one is the first one. It's more bleeding
You're back here you did a he he won't mind you. I like the he won't mind. Yeah
copy
Yeah
You're back here
I don't know what to do.
This is a God boy.
I don't know what happened.
We won't die.
I'm super wounded.
I gotta chill.
I'll keep fighting the good fight.
The map page.
What the hell?
We're dead, yeah, we need three guys on this.
We're gonna be scurrying away.
I'll be there in a second.
Yeah!
You know apparently we can't kill a board
What do you mean?
We have to be around 35 to
45% big to kill a board that guy's bleeding. He's at least losing health on a percent
I'm just messenger. Oh
I'm right-clicking it and then I'm holding down left click just like that other guy told us I
Tried that guy is he's too good. He is too good
It's a good thing.
It can't be beaten.
There's a turtle.
Where?
Oh, I can go and fuck that thing up.
Guys are turtles real players,
or are they fake like boars?
Oh Peter, Peter, you have a,
you have a dinosaur going to you.
Where?
To your...
Just look ahead.
You see him?
He's going to shoot at you.
He gets a raptor and kills that thing!
Is that a raptor?
I'm wounded?
Oh, oh, that's our boy, that's our boy.
You guys better not fucking die.
Yeah!
Okay, no way this thing mucks me off.
It's literally impossible.
It's a damn turtle.
Oh my god, it's so slow.
Sit on this thing until it is dead.
Oh, I'm on a stamina.
God, you're too fast.
Oh my god, Pinot, fuck me.
What?
So we got hatch an egg for Taxi.
Huh?
Wait, why is Taxi not with us?
Well, because I gave the spawn to Jinje.
Oh yeah.
Wait, where's Jinje then?
She's coming.
Hey, he's taking her food, by the way.
Please don't kill it.
Hey, Jinje, where are you at?
Yeah, she's on the group.
I'm coming
Oh she's in our group
Oh okay, alright
She's just out in our group
Perfect
Uh, you were supposed to spawn with us with the spawn card
I see you though
You?
You're in my group, yeah
I don't see you in our group
She just spawned where you guys spawned
Are you calling?
But can you guys call?
I got you
I'm fighting with her
Dead so many things
Oh, that's all died. That's all died. Oh, hi dickhead. Yeah. Yeah, come come eat
It's sick
Did you hear that yeah, I heard you right there that you come on that we got delicious turtle
I'll do mine oh okay okay my stomach is full I got a thank you guys the moon
lacks for a second we'll allow the source right run the bees play I don't
We can have sex this early on
Whatever you ready for me. Are you are you a lady or a guy? I'm a lady
I'm a lady too dumbass
Is that is that is that a guy I
I see you guys.
How do you guys have this game?
I don't really play this game often.
It's a proper way of saying it.
What?
Mating?
Greeting?
Yeah.
And we...
Mate...
No, no, do the thing with your eyes and then ask if we can greet you.
are you are you a lady must be fifty percent to pair and nest is what
chat says yes you gotta find us yeah I'm coming
who's another guy I'm one-third the way that I've been running the entire time
well yeah wait actually I think we swapped over at hold on let me sense you
are you fucking kidding me yeah we changed the border into a turtle oh no
You're still in the same spot, am I?
Yeah, it doesn't matter, I can't sit here.
Okay, do you have them earlier?
What?
I think we had Bugs Bunny earlier?
No, I don't remember him.
I remember Bugs Bunny.
We have the guy.
Where's he going at?
There was no Bugs Bunny.
Nothing, I remember.
Oh, yesterday.
Oh, uh...
Hmm.
Oh yesterday
Oh my god, I can't see I once we're fully rusted we'll go get
These things while minulus is a lot smaller now that we're not raptors
I
Do some sniffing wait ginger you are one phone
And what's that what's that thing on my screen is that
Oh that's showing it's rotten I think
Oh, look at the turtle.
Um...
What those? What are those eggs?
They're like eating chicken wings.
Is that something?
I don't see anything on my diet.
I don't think that's on our diet.
It's not on our diet.
Oh...
Yeah, that turtle, I don't think we're supposed to eat it.
Oh, so there's no food in our vicinity that's for our diet.
That can fill your food.
Okay, so it's not on our diet, but we can still eat it because remember we just
Didn't fill up here even eat her own kind
B.A.Y. Oh, I'm dead
No way you're fine
Sweet
Excellent is born on the menu. No, but dear is the deer. Oh
Oh boy is on the menu me how we so far away from the boy that we can't sniff it
how bad is this guy sniffing I should go look for that board again I'm still
bleeding and I kill myself a tampon up there buddy and let's get looking for
more I'm trying to get big massive the
allosaurus Kim something is right next to
me oh my god it's fucking massive
I
Just wait what the hell was that
That's all it was that oh
You want to go find out I
Kind of like we told the daytime so we can see it. I'm gonna die. I want to see what's killing me
Okay, I'm gonna turn the heads off. I'm gonna never do it again
Yeah, that never works ever. Holy crap. It's dark. Yeah. Yeah pretty dog
It should be daytime in like two minutes. We're rest up
Survey
Wait
Yes, I wouldn't go up there jeep
We're gonna die
Those are AI. Those are AI. Yeah, I ate a gas for a Hoosie-goosie
Rather has to answer who's easy
Press three for a rest and war
Rest in water
Why can't we sniff the board if we know there's a bore up there. Why can't we sniff it?
Nothing is AI except some birds. Well, you just said the turtle is AI
Yeah, and the deer and the deer and the boy. Yeah. Wait, Jupy is here. Really? Jupy knows everything. He'll help us.
How is he there? And I don't know. I don't know. I turn it daytime. I should be going to try to hunt that boar now.
Let's do it. Watch out for that. Whatever that thing that screams at us was. I don't know what it was.
why?
Why is there two of these guys with us now?
Some blood here in the forest.
Oh it's a groupie.
Yeah one of them is a groupie.
I see, I see.
We gotta be pretty strong if we can only be in groups of three.
Yeah.
Hey the boys right on me boys!
Come on.
Not being able to jump. It's the worst I agree
Down here somewhere. I think I hear a deer over this way. Why can't we pick him up with our sniffer?
Well, yeah, you can sniff and then you can see stuff that is how do you are your diet on my
There's something big behind me if you know it.
You know it's a digi.
Okay.
Dude, I-I-we're right next to a deer and a boy and I'm not sniffing anything.
He's right here!
Here he is!
Got him!
A deer!
Good work, boys!
Did we kill it?
Uh, I think we're fucking it.
I don't know what I'm saying, man.
Yeah, I'm like stuck.
I'm doing something.
I'm gonna try and kill myself.
He died.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, eat up, boys.
A delicious allosaurus feast.
Very nice.
Oh, Mr. Bugs, why don't you just use the board?
Well, wait, hold up.
We don't have enough.
Wait, can we drag this?
No.
We can.
Oh, we can.
Oh, my gosh, we can get super big.
You guys go kill the board. I'm gonna meet you guys back down on the beach
Okay, I'm gonna drag this back down to the beach and then we'll just keep BC on it
We have him I'm gonna do his roar
You guys can multiple people grab one thing
It's gonna take forever. Can I like toss him you throw things in this game?
Can I toss him down the hill?
Oh, you're down there.
Oh, is he careful, Jack?
You're down there.
He tosses his arachs.
Oh.
Oh, where'd he go?
What's he doing?
Wait, how do you grab it?
You need to hold down G.
What the deer doing?
Oh, I can't grab this thing. I'm too, uh...
Oh, what the deer doing? What the deer doing?
The boar is too big. I'm too small.
Oh, we need to all eat the gastrohoosie-doosies
and then eat the boar and the deer.
What do we, what do we find the gastro?
Gastro is on the beach.
But where's the boar at?
Um, I can show you. It's over here.
Alright.
You'll see it in a peek.
Thank you
And he would be have
She
I think I went too far I think it's like the on the ledge right here you see bitch blood out
Oh, right here, right here.
Found it.
Eat this.
Just one time.
What's up?
I'm dead.
To what?
You break your feet?
I fell off the mountain.
Not a lot.
all right well I guess you're with Mr. Taxi God speed on your exploration
good work together with them I'm gonna go back to the beach and eat more
those gastral things how do you make how do you make a code you go into the
game and then you go to group and then it'll be under spawn code. You copy that
and you give it to her before she gets in the game.
You're getting more of those gasoling voice.
I can't mess, I can't mess, I'm too young.
What's the gasoling?
I need you to say it again. You have to go into the game,
press tap, press group and under spawn code copy and give it to Jiji.
excellent can you invite droopy to a group if they're gonna do well yeah I
can do that we should be here somewhere give it to you wait we gotta eat a ton of
those gaspable things and then go eat all the boar in the gear we should get
big real quick yeah he's like just hit you right here we go perfect which was
are you droopy? do you have to accept my thing?
which one is droopy? no
I sent it to you
are you droopy?
do you have to go to group and accept it because it says sent to you
droopy jump!
oh there we go
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
This way.
Right there.
There you go.
Come on in.
Didn't work, okay?
It worked that time?
You have three right?
We only have two.
I should work.
Oh yeah, we can't jump.
Oh, wait, Drewby's in.
Wait, I'm in someone else's group now.
Wait, what?
I'm in Drewby's group now.
Wait.
Fight me again?
I can't, Drewby's the leader.
You know it.
We promote me.
We promote me. Oh, there we go. Perfect. Good work, team. Perfect. Perfect. Nice. Good shit.
All right.
Okay, looking good. I'm already at 30 percent. We are cooking. We are cooking.
I'm at...
Nice. Good to...
How do you send this?
Q. The whole dunk, he was not moving for like 15 seconds. He'll save everything.
Okay. He's got to eat as many as his gas or things as possible and we go back, eat the boar, and the deer
get massive and then where's the
gas show that's right here
it's when you press tab it says ingesting
gastrolem I'm holding him up here's
happening the best times you do again
tab
do I see that that side under the bleed
Resist increase four point two three three two percent
You see just in gas relief no
Then eat some more
You see how do I I don't know something is rough and you're right here
I think if you hold down cue and it's a chicken wing, but there's no taking on it
You
Worked me dummy. No over here press hold E for gastro
Maybe
Maybe it's cuz you're ugly. No they passed that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
We're not like that. You think it good thinking by the way, just bottom. I'll keep eating
I'm gonna get my stomach completely empty and then go eat that boring deer
We how long does it take for you to go go raw or rotten? Is it a long time?
The in-game chat me Walnut
While you're running
Oh, dear, dear, dear me.
Kill it!
Good one, T!
Good one!
It's getting away!
Oh, I'm bleeding.
The deer fucked me up.
One second.
I'm doing a little bit of rest.
It's the meat to be at first.
I'll do your salt.
I I'd never taught me that I don't know how to lick some
Do you find on the side of a mountain?
Maybe
Now I don't know where salt edge it's on some rock
So brock is it just a random rock that you can get lucky and time I
Think rocks near water
Bugs money says quote go to the rock and lick it. Oh
Let me know if you need any other information from her.
Yeah.
I'll be sure to let you know.
Good. Good, good, good.
Need mud for bleeds? Is he not gonna fix it?
I said it was a pink rock. Oh, you gotta lick the pink rock.
Yeah, it's a pink rock.
Mm-hmm.
And Chet is saying it spawns near water.
Do a lot of learning that's what it's all about little bit of learning. Yeah, a little bit of rock licking and a little bit of learning
Good work out of source family
Well what track what trying to tell me how to see good
coming out of secret this is you Genji yeah this is me why it's your name not
there you don't see it meet up in a group but it's good that's really good
way to get her right that's a guy
I
You're trying to make an escape. Oh, man, we're good. We're good
Phew the close one can't have him run it off. We need that food. We got food for growing
Oh
like that so we gotta find the beach are we not near it like did you figure out
how to get that the who's he does eat gas for who's he does eat yeah I got a good
make sure that thing says it all times at all times just gotta see I'm adjusting
it yeah Jesse yeah we want it we don't station do I get you want to empty our
food as much as possible just got the normal one the one that I do more
damage with the bleeding at the top and what's our beef flip what's our B and A
are full we just go murder something copy you want to get your stomach super
super empty keep eating the deer in the pool once those B and A's are full we
don't murder yet how are you going at lightning speed oh you lick this wait
you're looking the rock think so I don't know I'm just holding E for the
Oh, you know you only eat one at a time. I don't think it does anything else. This is as long as it says it on your stash report
You're dying idiot, you know what? No, no, I'm healing it adds a little possible
You like the game boss yes, sir. Yes, sir issues like at these B&A field. I'm going to kill
What if I picked increase bleed resistance
It's not probably a bad idea.
By 15%.
This is early game.
This is Tommy's turn.
But what's good, man?
Good.
Ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, buddy.
Okay.
Oh, more gas.
I need more gas.
These guys bleed sing a long time to heal.
I still have to bleed.
Yeah, it took me a minute to get it off.
It just goes off by its own.
You have to lay down or no?
Oh, no.
I was just walking around.
walk around you know how to go northwest you know how to go northwest hold Q and
then there's a beach ball and a valley right there's a line you go towards the
peak but then a little bit to the left
okay is your beef all yet okay oh no
you two people what do you have the people will go a free
patients wonder what those are all for more bites now I don't say they do we
say but we'll figure it out you didn't go to up the mountain did you I'm going
down the mountain oh wait I've done my first mutation oh he's saying do the cock
genital first that's what he's saying why haven't done my first one of mine
wait we're good we're good
the silly maybe go west jenny go west this is scary
I
Let me when you be is full. It's a drag almost almost
Okay, I need one more bite, but my stomach is full. Should I just eat it? I die. Oh, I
Die, I don't know. I don't think so cuz I'm going down. I'm doing okay
Okay, my stomach is red that's not good. I don't get that's right. It's not yellow. You're good. He should be full
Yeah, I
Need one more bite. Oh, yeah, we're going we are growing we're going quick
You mean the Hoosie-Doozie?
You mean the Gashos?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Look for one.
Oh.
That one?
This is very steep.
It's a valley.
Yeah.
It's nice to go like this.
Oh.
A little bit of water.
Actually, I am fine where I'm at, I think.
Hey, don't be scared of the water.
How are you drinking?
Hold out.
I'm on the road.
Think you don't be scared of the water
Are you drinking?
I have no these evidence
Put it down harder
Don't drink the salt water that's salt water salt water will make you sick
Wait, why are you guys drinking the water at the beach you tell me?
I thought all water was clean in prehistoric times this flies around this can I still eat
it wait I bet back when the dinos around the ocean didn't have salt in it
Oh
You gotta go eat rocks you gotta go eat little rocks wait we come on
What eat little rocks?
Yeah, you gotta uh eat the who's the doozies that we were doing before
Yes, I drew me please take me to the nearest water thing
I'm falling to me okay, I did I did the stupid
Well, apparently all the water around here is salt water.
I'm not sure how to tell the difference.
How do you know that salt water is regular water?
Well, the water that's not connected to the ocean is usually freshwater.
Yeah, I drink water that wasn't connected to the ocean.
Yep.
No, you were literally sitting on a beach drinking the ocean peanuts.
That was the first mistake.
But then I moved to a little lake.
Yeah, but the lake is probably connected to that there ocean.
No, it was, and it was on its own.
I got cheated.
Okay, so, my life is full.
My life is full.
We're fucking cooking shit. We're the best all of sources on this planet
We might be the goats. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh shit
Can I eat this my love you when I'm sick no, no, no, no, you're not you know, you know, you know, I
Think I'll see that
What is that noise that I'm hearing?
When you get to the beach, it's just like two tasks.
You gotta drink water when I'm sick?
What is the sound of playing?
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Okay, wait, wait, where are you going?
What is this noise playing in my game because you got water when I'm sick or now?
Do you don't hear that?
No.
I have to go drink water.
Is there music in the game?
Oh my gosh.
Are you good on water, Jinji?
You know you with us everybody. Yeah
I'm sick. I need a board but I can't eat it because I'm sick. Oh, yeah
Wait, how did dinosaurs know not to drink salt water when they were here?
They didn't they died when they drank the wrong thing. Oh, he's stuck to be stuck with dinosaurs
Maybe by smell. Maybe it's repulsive to them.
We just lost our IGL up here.
Well, let me move forward. Survival of the fittest, Juby! Survival of the fittest!
Okay, we got a whole queue to look for a water droplet.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
No water drop letter on me. I see it a there's to see an a that's a bore
Okay, here's some water right here like this
Wait, there's literally no way this is so water before I do it. Let me ask the salt water experts over here
Can we drink some water or regular water?
I'll kill her.
Apparently everybody is just a marine biologist,
except for me.
It's good?
Okay good okay.
Wait can you maybe come back to me.
Alright, okay, we'll be alright.
Okay good.
I guess we tell him not to sing it,
it's almost done, it's almost right.
I think this is a good spot where I'm at, Edgy.
I think there's a chicken lady here.
Oh you're, well not she's here on the way.
I heard me. Congratulations for
me.
What are the chances there?
I can't hear a chicken from that far away.
Okay, never mind. I'm coming back.
Yeah, come come back. East,
Southeast.
So, lift of south.
Hello. Hi. I can see you.
Yeah, when we're close,
No, I could eat I could even see you right there. I'm good. I'm good
Can you not see my name? I see you I see beginning sick might be the move
My food is extremely low now. I can eat a ton
He's like getting sick by me the move of my joking. Yeah, I like empties are your stomach cuz I think you puke
Oh nice to be got out nice. Don't look at us. We got a little fucking Alasaurus family
one two three four five six seven oh look at us you have a platter so it's fair
me yeah my family you're with aloe and Rex who merely overeat in puke oh oh yeah
so I was just using the meta of the game all right buddy I was exploiting meta
the mechanics of the game to grow faster than if you played it regular by drinking
enough saltwater to almost die I have now decreased my food amount and will now
grow even faster
oh I found a rabbit
lock in lock in very very smart thank you sir thank you sir that was a test and
and you failed
Were rabbits in the game back when the dinosaurs live we're rabbits
Around when dinosaurs were around yeah, I doubt it
Because there's they're they're not dinosaurs
Yeah, I feel like they would be too high tech. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I think mouse were around so maybe
Nothing cockroaches were on them. No sharks were around you get a sharks
A lot of people get cockroaches and sharks confused. Oh, I see I see. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Like you have to sneak up on a rabbit to kill it. There's a boar over here
River boar I'm trying to go. Oh, there's a deer. Yeah, oh shit
Yeah! How do you like that, deer?
Yeah. Doug, hop on him! I'm trying. Is it by you?
I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him.
Oh my god, you got second blind.
Oh, what? Did you kill him?
Oh, good work!
Yeah, it's bad. It shows that he has a good symbol.
Yes, it's B.
Okay, I've got my B full we gotta find we gotta find an A
My dear a right here boys. You're right here right here with my song is full
Exquisite oh
Watch out be careful
He can't be careful be careful be careful. He can't be careful my B is full. We're not this way
Let's go back to the water eat rock oh my god on me what I hit him I bit him I bit him
with the egg out oh go go go what what just happened he's he wants to fight oh it's the
bully killed earlier it's a raptor
wait oh I can get up there look at him
little little Billy go mom go go oh
are you hurt no no not really oh I'm
stuck in this trees pussy wait how do I
I'm going back to the water, didn't you?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Oh god, peanut.
Oh god.
Are you stuck, stuck?
I ain't so.
Oh god.
Slash unstuck.
The other players nearby.
We're going away.
Oh, I got it. I got it. Nice. Nice. Nice. Let's go. Let's calm. It calms. Big boys.
Big boys. Oh, fuck my ass. I heard. Good work. Shit. We need to get, we need to get
that isn't on a mountain. Right? Or no. What is by me? It's um. This way. This way.
It's just north, I think. Oh, I hear him. I hear him. He's right here. Lock in. Oh,
behind me, I think. What? What are we smelling behind us? What is it? What is that? I
I don't know.
I'm going to go, oh.
What are you hearing?
Oh.
What does it sound like?
Ah!
That's a bore.
That's a bore, right?
Yeah, that's 100% a bore.
Sound for you.
Are you on this beach?
Oh.
I'm trying to find you. This is
kind of heavy to carry. Get to
gasoline. Okay. Why is this
thing on fluid deficient?
Huh?
G-trippin, dead ass.
Who like me ain't food deficient?
No cap, no cap. Dead ass on stack.
Dude, this is so loud. What's the unhack?
Oh yeah, can we get a second mutation?
I don't think so. I don't think so, does he have...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, he's right here. I can hear him walkin'.
He's right here.
Is it not that? There's been a spree.
Oh, there he is! There he is! Tell him!
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
Ah, you foul beast!
You just, alright, you just hit me.
Sorry. Sorry, dude.
You don't hear me.
I'm going on, not yet.
First you gotta hump the air for a little bit while he crawls around the ground.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
He's getting away!
Oh!
Wait, are you holding?
Are you?
We try to help the air harder!
Faster, faster!
We're gonna do it now!
I'm faster!
I'm gonna eat up and then lay down and go take a pee while we grow so now we have B and a we should grow
extremely fast. Now we gotta get more B for sure. We also gonna find some Y.
Why?
We need all the liver box to proliferate.
Right here, right here, the gas will...
Oh!
Nice, nice, nice!
We are cooking!
We are actually cooking so hard!
Nice, nice, nice!
Holy shit, you are the best for the best!
We are the best!
I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll figure you!
I'm at... 39%!
Can you round up?
Well, yeah, but like violent, very small.
I'm at 38.894.
OK, OK, I'm at 38.7.
I can either...
Can you round up?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna sign up for a story.
Just people by the water ring hole too.
Hey, call me up at DBB!
Call me, call me, call me, call me, call me!
Would you look, would you look at my screen?
What?
What did I do?
It's like stretched out.
It's massive.
In the waiting room chat.
What?
What the heck is that?
We need to find some eggs.
Wait, are there any other eggs?
I have it dead!
I'm stuck. You fluid. Why does it tell me that I'm fluid deficient when I got so much
fluids, dude?
They ate up more, by the way.
Okay, eat up here.
We earned that.
What are they doing chopping off a cut of our brick? That ass?
Yo, no cab.
I
Did that's on a second my mom is that the homies yourself lock it only thing to do in jail is mass made
What let's go shame on you oh
It was about mega packing. Yeah, we're super duper packing. Yeah, we're mega packing. We're mega packing
Yeah over packers
Get with the times buddy. We're exceeding and it's called mega packing. Yeah, and let me tell you something else
We did it over three times the group size and the Raptors and we still lost the
One T-Rex to go like 20 of us. Yeah, it was actually wild
If I'd been there we would have won for sure
Yeah, I thought that mm-hmm
I was thinking what do we need right now in the situation? We need a guy who talks funny
grand people wishes
That's we need right now this T-Rex will be gone. I
Mean, I could just wish it away exactly clicks his heels three times boom T-Rex is exploded. I
Was thinking the exact same that when we could have wish it dead. Oh, wait. There's one of those pink rocks
I'm sniffing.
You're licked?
I think I just heard a roar.
Yeah, I'm sniffing, I don't sniff it.
You're licked?
Yeah, I don't smell a dealer.
Can you see the little guy on the island to your left?
Just heading over towards where they are.
Oh, I found a deer.
No.
Oh, I did.
We don't need that, we don't need that.
He's cool, he's cool.
Don't kill him.
He's cool, he's cool, he's cool.
Oh.
We don't need it.
Okay, okay, okay.
I just...
I started attacking it before
He said that you're good
Well, I hear I hear I'm good. I'm good. We got a little gift, but I don't sniff it
Is this one of my food items or no?
No, no, it's not. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna eat that. Thank you. Do good sir. Yeah, I
I want you to get let you get more of the deer
Okay, be careful. Someone try to kill my little friend on the island
Have you guys ever played RL craft now? Oh my gosh, I love RL craft. Yeah, I was I
Was thinking we should get a massive group
dude peanut would hate his life no no it would be the best no I think he would
rage quit he wouldn't have it in him dude but that eight that's a little clip
though thanks I think you're gonna play people park you know I haven't but I've
seen it it looks fun dude I feel like you know that I should
Oh
I'm behind you it's so good
Good work keep good work. Oh my god, we're doing the thing again
We teleported everyone together one time and we set a spawn point
It wouldn't be that bad
Okay, my a's went up quickly he's going up as well you got me dear we dear ASAP. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, I'm falling a red ride. Yeah, you quick ship
bad way to go.
We gotta get B now.
I don't see any B.
There's an A behind us.
What do you got A?
Yeah.
Hey, this is like going, no, no, no.
I think this is going well.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't go, because you can't jump.
I don't think they just show up.
I think you gotta go find it.
OK.
You are right.
Gee, the Bs I've been showing up.
You're going to keep forgetting.
You know, there's a deer by the little...
The size?
The size that we just loved.
A 41.576% big man.
You went pretty good.
You could only sniff dead things apparently with this guy.
Were you see a deer?
Someone on the little island told me
that this is the abion.
Ooh, let's go kill him.
Let's go.
Can you tell me I'm fluid deficient?
If it was it.
Yeah, I don't know why it tells me that.
I'm not.
two years, two years on. Okay, we'll come back. I'm not kidding. We're like 15 minutes
of sprinting. Follow me boy. No. Yeah, we're like on the on the coast. Like the furthest
They're all the way west and they're all the way east good
Okay, where the dude who's the dude dad
Come on, I said dears LOL I think poor old dears is door or way. No, it's no deer
Oh, it's deer. It's just one deer. Okay. This is literally my second language
But do you know what a female deer is a dove or a doe? That's a bird. It's a doe
Yes, holy shit. Where's it deer actuals? Where's it here? I don't know where I don't know the little island is this
Was you lion was he capital get that ass on this tag
Oh, we walk hella fast.
Oh, I got a gas list right here.
Coming.
Wait, where'd he go?
Alright, to the right.
Okay, that little arm is just...
The sound of music, yes.
From the sound of music, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, do you want to...
What?
We are cooking.
We are cooking so hard right now.
Oh my God.
We are literally the mess allosaurus.
We cannot be mean.
Perfect.
Are we?
Yeah, we're farming.
Yeah, yeah, this way, this way.
remember way back in the day when I said we should have played one where like we
could group in one or three
yeah I'm kidding we need to follow our leader but I thought he was coming down
here
Hello, who's that?
This way yeah, I think this way
Dear dear dear. Oh, it's worse. Oh, what a kind of stories. Thank you
dental alo gigal alo
There we go, there we go boys there we go now we're on fire now we are
Oh
They believe that again, but I think because we're not jumping and
Was two years yeah, was the other one no, no
The fishing comes from drinking salt water goes away after drink a lot of fresh water
I
Okay, we got to go kill a deer
But you have another rock
Thanks, oh yeah back here. Is that what a gas or thing he is? What is it guys of me? Yeah?
Yeah, that's I think they're little rocks and they like crumble the food in your stomach. Oh
The eating rocks make your food go away faster. Yeah
It helps it helps them digest it I just yeah
but my question is how did they know that yeah I this is just a stupid dinosaur
animals no there's animals that eat rocks yeah those would be the stupid
dinosaurs I'm talking about no no like animals like nowadays like like like the
like the new gen new gen rock eaters yeah like yeah birds do it yeah birds do it
birds do it yeah birds are dumb whether he rocks yeah but birds that die in this
I was. Your team is killing you, Sarah. Oh, really? Apparently. Oh, go back, go back.
Stupid Bergey. We are to be here. That's why we don't need rocks.
The dino that gave you a deer was a Sarah. No, that's my friend. Don't kill him.
Wait, it's me they're killing no no no no no we're already making packing. We're awesome. We're not mixed back in the mouth
No, no, he's not he's not he's not like with us with us. He just brought us a deer and ran away, but they killed him
So casualty of water brother. Yeah, your shadow happened how you keys of war that'll happen
People got their snakes in a heat of battle.
We're gonna look for a deer.
What are, what are all the other dinosaurs?
I haven't seen anyone except for our guys.
Yeah, I don't know.
Where's all the other dinosaurs at?
What sniff?
Yeah, you could think it, it was too quick sniff.
We can only smell dead things.
This isn't how it was at all.
Look, there's an A to my left.
It's a deer, no?
No, A is Bore, B is D here.
Oh.
My A is not completing.
Okay, what's a Y?
I have no idea.
Oh no, a Y is a Doraosaurus, a Myosaurus, a Goat.
Okay, we're off to the goat.
Go ahead, ease your eyes.
What are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
Are we doing what are we doing not the way here for ten damn minutes?
Play with you. Maybe that's what would you do?
That's the second time second time. You have one more strike buddy. I'm eating your ass. Oh
No, don't eat my ass. Oh, no, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my balloon not
What? Huh? Do you really always want that stuff?
That's stupid.
I guess, oh my God.
What is that?
Super camouflage right now.
That's behind us.
That sounds fucking huge.
There's a deer in front of us.
A deer.
I don't see it, I heard it, it went, it went, it's behind us, yeah it's behind us.
Well there's a really big dinosaur down there, is that a T-Rex?
Who's that?
Is that a deer?
Oh there's a little dinosaur behind us, yeah.
I can't tell if that's a T-Rex down there.
But no. I'm gonna go look. Okay. Oh, there's two of them down there. Godspeed, soldier. Godspeed! Godspeed, soldier!
Okay, what's your luck?
Okay.
There's a bunch of little dinosaurs here.
Are they dinosaurs here?
No, they're like, I don't know, I don't know, they all look the same to me.
There's a goat, there's a goat!
There's a goat?
Yep, yep, I'm killing it.
Oh, go, go, go!
I killed it, I killed it!
Good work!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We're gonna get so big, so massive.
Come on, come on.
He just keeps attacking it.
Something's shooting me in the forest. I heard it.
Oh, it's this small guy.
It was a small fry. It was a small fry.
I'm coming with you. Please come to me. I'm very slow.
Nice, nice, nice to you.
Okay, is that...
Is that all I got?
I mean it oh my god, it's a deer
I will show you see the deer being huge. Yeah
We're looking goat as a weird-looking goat for sure. Sorry English is my second language
Sweden for general or a farm. There's like seven of them. Are these Trudon's or the Alazor's is
What are these guys?
I got this.
Oh shit.
We're being hunted.
What do you mean?
We're being hunted.
We're being hunted? I need water, I need water bad.
Who?
Big dino.
What does the water look like?
Usually
On the thing on the compass I don't know. I don't know. Oh what a job. Is that a water job?
I can't see
Oh, what the hell?
I don't know. I don't know. Let's get out of here. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
On the road
He's looking at you from the road
What the hell was that?
Peter, there's a water drop.
Are we going to get out of here?
Yeah, yeah, to where we're left.
Which way?
I'm pointing up on you.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me save.
Is this the fucker that attacked me?
Where the fuck is the water, man?
I don't know.
It disappeared.
Just sort it out.
He's faster than you.
I won't.
You lose there.
OK.
Wait, Jinji.
What do we do?
Make a new one.
Spawn on them.
Oh, there we go.
I'll show myself and spawn on you.
You saw them?
Let's water.
OK.
What a sweet delight.
Where's the allosaurus?
Yeah.
Here we go, boys.
There we go.
We are cooking, we are doing great.
You should be.
Yeah, we're doing fantastic.
We're doing fantastic out here.
Wow.
What server are we on?
Bangladesh 4.
Yeah, yeah.
Step brother edition.
Wait, why did it save mice?
Is that like an Overwatch map?
Yeah, Overwatch map.
The Valorant did a little cross with it, too.
Oh
Uncle
Yeah, I'm getting a little bit more I should we go kill something I
Say you guys have sex and spawn and Genji
What the hell he just
Think so
We need a wife
I
This guy hit me
I don't know
Oh, oh you said no, not me. Oh
We did that one I think was that what I think was a yeah, yeah, it was this one
Why can't I pulse on him?
What the hell?
Are you eating me?
What the hell? What's going on?
How do I eat this guy?
I don't know.
Get away from him.
Please, you're quick a little longer.
Got him, got him, got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
I don't want to attack him.
I don't want to eat you on accident.
Gotcha.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, we're good at this.
That's a G.
Okay, didn't work.
Oh, oh, oh, he's haunted can we eat him I don't know I was that's what our diet
You got tap tap it. Oh, I'm gonna eat anyway, okay
Okay, nothing happened. All right. Okay. Listen. We don't get we
Follow me what
We'll my please you'll even inside the plus symbol
I don't think so
They'll be with the possible that will move
You just invite this guy. Oh wait he killed me
You're right there make your your thing exported so you can import it
See I thought I saved it last time but it I guess I'm back already
Don't you worry Nexus we killed him though do you worry he is always the one that dies
So he's here wait that's your corner. No way
I'm gonna push it with move
Oh right there right there kill that thing now where where where I'm following you
Oh, I hear him. He's like he's squealing. Squealing like a pig.
Like he's a pig, but he's squealing. Locking.
So if I press save, it doesn't save it?
No, you bastard.
Oh, here, right here. Right here, right here.
In the forest.
Somewhere here, somewhere here.
Where's it? Where's it?
Okay, so...
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm spawning.
Oh, God.
Wow.
Oh, you're here!
There he is!
Okay, um...
Yeah!
And then I gave you a...
Look how big the arc's apparently now.
Oh, my God. It's huge.
For a huge!
Well, only if you spawn...
Right.
I'm gonna wear a mask on.
I didn't know that you were actually...
Give me your things
Can I have some food yeah, absolutely what we're all in all for one oh, that's okay. Oh
No, you can't even mess in between
Good decision back
It's important for a team leader making a decision
It's not been in there
I'm over it, since that is...
Who's that?
Did you kill that thing already?
I'm... I'm working on it!
That's a support.
I'm...
On an under where it says mutation.
There we go, there we go.
Nice, nice.
Latin long, click Latin long.
Eat my Alachorist family, eat!
Okay, I must...
You will have to PvP to survive.
Underneath where it says...
Yeah, we got a Shin and Ness.
It says acid...
We gotta move, we gotta move.
Between the two buttons, under.
Glowing, glowing, bold front.
Asset location.
Right. Next stop, we're killing something big.
I want a DC prize.
Is this preferred food?
Yes.
Okay. Up and to the right, like diagonally.
Next to the max speed, there's asset location.
Wait, Jack, you know how Hodge was talking about like,
migration, seasons and stuff?
Where's all that mean?
I don't know I don't know we should ask you okay where it says lat and long okay let's just go to this circle over here
okay and give me that what it's coffee
i'm like why is he saying acid location like would it there's an acid location
circle with Burgess migration area we well where we find big guys is it that
my friend where we were you know you should oh my god
go north Sarah kill it oh god go northwest and kill yourself like
complete all your stamina and slide off the mountain into the ocean it's
Sarah kill it wait so we see the Sarah so we see the Sarah where she's in the
series are tiny no we need a we need a big boy the series get pretty big they're
big enough if they're if they're full grown I know but the series only keep
like they're like circling us or that they're really small oh yeah we find
something big so I think my buggers are telling me that we go to the
migration zone to get something big let's do it and that's the migration
zone the moment the birds I don't know how you see that hold on Q you
You see the one that has a bunch of birds on it?
Hold on, Q.
What's your birds?
That's a no soldier.
You don't see that, the circle with the birds?
Am I high?
No.
A footprint, circle with the footprints.
Oh, I think I see that, next to the V?
Next to the V, what's the V?
No, B, B, B, B, B, B.
Oh, you're kind next to me, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm just gonna follow you.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Perfect.
I think we're supposed to go over there.
I think we're all the big animals out there.
But we're gonna have to watch our stamina a bit more.
We drained pretty fast, but we're big.
Yeah, you guys get drained real fast.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that where all the big guys are?
This is my creation? Okay, okay.
We got Church, okay.
Miss the Facilities of Solid Saturday, the Finisie episode you requested for Hutch's big arch disaster.
Order of pause, Mr. Burpee, and animated the hell, yeah, hell yeah.
No, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna pull it up. I'm gonna pull it up on a latent.
You know, Burpee animated, he made it, he made it. Is it posted? Is it posted?
I
Was he was frozen
When the hodge
Can swim on top of the water?
Yeah, you have to deplete your stamina before you go in
Jack were you there when when hodge ordered that big arch that went to someone else's house?
We went outside shirtless on crack at midnight on the work
Yeah, Bert being animated made
I think we're in a fault in way yeah, I'm looking at now looking at now waiting okay
Is it the most recent one
Where's you where's he
I'm here
Most fucking eating me eating me
Imagine somebody made a short animation series okay
You just went in half fed away from door to door
Sure list by the way I'm not wearing a shirt either
Well the shirtless looking for a burger dude I someone's got to make that it like a little
the
car dude.
6 foot 8, dead of night, on math, shirtless, hunting for a burger, I mean, how do you not
get
shocked?
He's a happy couple by the fireplace in the living room and they see your shadow pass
by and the wife gets scared and the husband goes, don't worry, that's his hunch again
looking for his burger.
60 years from now when they're around their fireplace outside
they tell the legend of the shirtless six foot eight bigfoot on the Hunters burger
and the kid goes no that's not real and the dad goes no I saw him
I saw him with my own two eyes
he was real that day
March 5th, 2026 I remember that day like it was yesterday
You can't yell like, Morbeth, Morbeth, I'm sorry.
Imagine?
The way, the way that is fantastic, you are doing God's work, sir, you are doing God's
work, you are doing God's work, sir.
Jack, did you see that?
I think he's still watching, he's a little bit delayed.
bro that was fucking great
i'll tell you i'm telling you that guy is good that guy is good
he's good
that guy is good that guy is good at what he does
excellent you hit it out of the park yet again good job
we're hungry to talk
that's the burp he animated by the way is named you're growing up to fuck me
by the way
uh... okay
well i
what babies will respond to its units we can't do really three i think
Oh fuck this right now.
I'm not even kidding you, I think I spawned at the same place.
That sounds like the guy that went adventure going anyways.
Got two severed adventures.
Are you guys even recording this again or no?
Sexy?
Dude.
I'm halfway to you.
But I'm one HP.
Oh my god.
Oh you boys.
Got it.
Well, nerves.
Ray for a good swan. Oh this guy walks
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit
No, no, no, no, get off of everyone!
I spawned the same spot, didn't you?
We keep getting that fucking spawn, I'm sick.
We kill that thing, we kill that thing!
No, no, he-
Listen, listen to this guy after him!
We can-
Sure, sure!
I need you to go kill that thing up there!
No, no, it's Jubey!
He said I'm little.
Jubey, can we kill that thing, you think?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear you.
wait when I call you yeah yeah wait peanut bite into a party you think you
could see him you're my the leader that you right there yeah
I don't see you yet.
I'm in front of you.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I think you need me.
Where'd he go?
Where did you guys go?
I don't know.
Is this killing you?
I'm bleeding.
You can hold it.
Oh.
Get him behind him!
I'm kidding.
Fuck you
Great reaction timing
Actually fuck you
Where is it? Where is it?
We're killing this thing
We are killing this thing
Where's the T-Rex at?
scene was up here. Come, come, come with me. Yeah, hear him over here. What's this
thing roaring? Let's go find out. Lovely. It's lovely. Okay. Try this again.
I
Think it's our guys, they did you actually up here? I
Have an idea what if a stream snipe he just hid droopy once it is fucking stupid. They spawn code. I'm gonna kill that right?
Oh my god, he's on me
Why did you die
Working on that dinosaur for two hours!
Peter, just come here and spawn on me.
Fuck you.
On the bright side.
I'm getting out.
Oh.
Oh, it's already three.
Alright.
Alright, I'm gonna go fight the two eggs.
There is no way.
Okay, I'm gonna watch you fight the two eggs.
Okay, I'm one HP.
Watch this.
There's two of them.
Hey, don't do it yet.
Do it do it yet.
Okay.
Wee!
I
Cannot we just have it I cannot believe that just happened. Oh
My god, they're coming straight out of my goodness. Oh my goodness
Good luck. Oh
Can I fight it out?
Kill that thing kill that thing right now
Although the B or a farm
Or a farm or a farm
I
Oh my god, I'm weak
Okay, I don't mean it. I don't mean it. I don't mean it. I don't mean it. I don't mean it. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I don't mean it. Psych. I lied
bitch
I am so scared there's stuff around me
Yeah, take that. Yeah, you gonna take that you gonna fucking like it. Yeah, you go. Oh
Well, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
I'm sevens in a turn.
I actually got the best happen. I'm so disappointed. I am so disappointed that that's happened.
I cannot believe that. I was so ready to max out my halo, get to killing.
I know all the nice economy side for that. Oh my goodness. I can't believe that I can't believe that that is
Wow I for one and this one I for one of this run
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna hop on off. I'm not for 14 hours
I'm good
You don't stream tomorrow. Oh my god, it's right you part timer
And on for 14 hours!
What the hell is that?
A liar's far.
You don't dream tomorrow. Get your ass out here!
A little liar's far to end the night?
I could do a little liar's far.
I don't know. We do play it. It's a Sino game.
I'm addicted to this Sino game.
I don't know what it is.
I-I-I can do nothing but hunt boars and beers
for three hours, and for some reason it has
Suck me harder than a 60-second street short skirt New York slot. I am I
Cannot believe how good this game is with such
Little to do in the beginning. I'm sure it is crazy at the end, but I
Mean
What is it about this game? It's I I love it. I love this game
I can't get enough of this game!
We're doing nothing but hunting deer and boar and I'm addicted!
That's why you said join up on my friend code!
I do do that on Saturday nights I had this dream and I play about six more hours of video games
I usually play to like 10am a noon.
Fuck.
Alright, okay, let's- ah fuck it let's run it.
Whatever dude.
Let's fucking do it baby!
Let's run it!
Let's fucking do it!
Let's run it!
Alright.
Oh, excuse me, my voice.
Let's Alopecia Sour.
OK, let's, hold on, let's Alopecia Sour.
I'm going to fucking end you off.
Friend code is in the.
Wait, no, no, let's shut up as a four minute.
Yeah, yeah, let's get off that fucking server.
Oh, so we're going to do a difference?
Yeah, so we're going to all be together
and we don't have to like do what's happening to you guys.
How are we going to be threes on this?
The other species are useful.
We saw it, David.
I was hoping nobody saw that, but I was sitting on fucking drag
stream trying to click one of the buttons again.
I was clicking carnival over and over again.
I saw the ending of that.
That's all your fucking face.
Wait, wait, which one can we do for all the, all the, all the, all the, all the,
all the, we can do four of or okay.
You can be whatever those guys were.
Cause obviously those are the alpha predators.
You can do two of those apex predators.
Um, no, they were the T Rex.
I see we do T Rex's.
two T-Rexes. Mr. Raven, my boyfriend, my boyfriend, my good man, my good man!
And Mr. Questid, my boy, Mr. Externa, my boyfriend, my good man, my good man!
And Mr. King, my boyfriend, my good man, my good man!
Thank you, my boyfriend. Thank you, my boyfriend.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. Thank you, guys.
But I do also want to be the T-Rex, like I get what he's saying.
Yeah, the t-rex is seen to dominate all what let's we got decide right now
Do we want to do a four-man group? Yeah, I'm gonna say this
I think we should not allow stream cybers even though they're all kind and very nice. Yeah
We just need to do that to them. I don't think we should for this run
I know that sucks because they're all so kind and nice. I don't think we should no, they're cool as fuck
Yeah, I just don't think we should for this run
I think so yeah what what if we do the one where like we can be carnivores so if
they come up to us we can eat them what you would just kill them anyways but oh
hey so guys wait wait guys T-rex or a four man T-rex or four man wait oh wait
so T-rex or Sarah we do T-rex or Sarah what are you doing
Okay, I'll be a female with you
Okay, I'll be a female, okay
How do we okay, how do we how do we link and build I'm gonna see you guys go down
Yeah, but what server she's ever
You leave right?
No, of course not
Of course not. Of course not.
There you are. There's the code.
Join on up boys. Join on up.
Copy.
These guys quick.
Fuck you. Do it that fast.
These guys are-
It's a seratosaurus, right?
Yeah.
I'm in.
I think I'm in.
Oh shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to accept him.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, wait, try again, try one more time.
I'm already in, I'm already in the game.
Oh my God, did you fuck it?
No.
Oh my God, you fucked it.
No.
No, I didn't.
You, it's your fault.
You know what, I put the code in and I'm alone.
Brack made me wait too long to accept it
and fuck the whole thing up.
I put the code in.
But then you distracted me by being too sexy
and I missed the window of time.
So how about next time you lock it in?
How about next time you fucking lock it in?
Are you serious?
Can you believe this guy?
How am I gonna find you?
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Let's do the coordination.
What's over, though?
Hold up.
Well, let's get Genji and Taxi here where I'm at.
get them in and then tax you give me a corner.
Maybe you didn't put a server down.
Seems her.
Hey, what?
Seems her.
Should we do it on official?
You guys are officials have faster growing times.
I feel we should do it on a facial.
I think so.
People keep saying that we should do on official.
Let's do not official.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Some that have like 400 people on them. No guys, let's do a artificial with it like 400 people and has faster growing times
Kind of leave this lobby
If you do the player thing, there's only a few servers that are that like that. Oh wait, I'm gonna hide the screen. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, here we go boys. Oh, yeah, here we go. Here we go
I have the perfect one gentlemen. We are about to rip. We're about to rip it
Folksy so jealous right now. Yeah
I just see you the guys this this server go ahead and do it up
Mm-mm-mm.
I don't see that.
What do you mean you don't see that?
No, you did. Go to the right side and click unofficial.
I didn't see that.
I did. I did.
I see.
Can you use something in the name of it?
Yeah, I did.
You did?
It's at the end.
Yeah, it's at the end.
Oh, oh, oh.
Remember, double-click players at the top.
So it's most players, least players.
Okay, copy.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I'm in. I'm in. How are you in
but I'm not. How is everybody
already knowing where we are?
Somebody lead this. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nobody. Have to restart
my game because I can't even
go in. You're live. Liar liar
pants and fire. Yes, you can.
Don't play guys. You're telling me not to play the specific one I selected
What do you know you don't know anything? We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We're the best
I just died as soon as in the whole game.
Why is it that it's somehow oddly 40 people extra
on that server?
Yeah, you guys joined already, right?
Okay, I joined.
Is everybody in?
Yep.
Taxi?
I'm here.
Yeah.
All right.
Connecting.
The Seratosaurus.
I'm going to be a female. I'm coming on in. What do you mean? I'm female. I'm now getting
the group code. Is, oh, there we go. Okay. I'm putting it in the chat. There you go.
come on in boys, come on in.
And what are we being?
Ceratosaurus.
Not a safe sir, hacker man.
Oh.
Are you ready to accept me?
Guys, log out.
What?
They say they steal stuff.
All right
Servers said when you logged in
Maybe not server instantly
Oh, no, that's our VP at right
Yeah, no for sure like what?
Of course
You chief you chief you chief you chief you chief you chief
Oh
Yo, can you hook me up with a VPNer on to the
All right, let's do a visual
Perfect
I'm sick
That's good to fuck on me
It's fine. I'd be I'd be certainly do anything. You can't get anything from my piece of this
You can get like this you can get like someone's like city or something that's about it
I
Mind of mine mine you guys are good. Probably the the max you give my piece of me city doesn't matter
All right, let me see. Please. Please so fast after pee like I'm gonna pee myself
Don't mom let me see what do let's do this one
Are there is that one okay?
You can always get a new one too if they if they use that for DDoS thing just get a new one
You'll be fine. You'll be fine
Max thing they could do is release to city which everybody kind of knows by where all the cities are and then
DDoS you just ask for new IP. Oh good chief. Don't worry
All right, let me see. All right, Sarah DeSauce. I'm choosing female. Okay, Sarah, male.
All right, I'm going to choose Spongo. All right, got you. That's it. Turn it up.
This is the boys' Spongo. There you go. There you go, boys. There you go.
up on in chief to get out of here.
Get out of here, too.
You got it?
Boom, good.
You're in.
Perfect.
Did you get mine?
Yep, got it.
Except immediately.
Nice.
It's just not to show you the group.
I don't know why.
Me?
Yeah, it doesn't show Genji.
I don't see Genji.
What?
I
Yo
We do you use are you actually a dino like in reality right now?
That was not a good question I
Are you are you in the game?
Not right now. No, wait, that's why why you're not showing up taxi. Do you have my phone?
Yeah, I have it. Okay, use it
Cuz I only have like three seconds accepted so we can't you can't miss it
There you go come on in chief come on in okay, we just need music you
believe me now and in
All right, where's Mr. Taxi had?
Making I was peeing I'm back now. Yeah, I don't think did he worked. I think did he work
The taxis the taxis not in the game. He's showing up to the group and did you show up the group despite not being in the game?
You guys can you press confirm and spawn your dinos we can confirm this
Yes, we know what you guys are in the game just to leave the taxi
And
Then oh my god, I can't see let me know you're in Gigi. I
Look sick
All right, are you in
Did he
Did you win?
What did you guys go? Did you leave Spawn you are you like a dinosaur now?
Yeah, Medina way. I'm gonna press one. Let me know if you guys need to be ready
Yeah.
I hear you.
Come on over boys, come on over.
I need to keep you guys in the group and spot you nearby.
Oh, there's Taxi, come on over Taxi.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Where's he?
Look at him, look at him go.
Look at him, ain't that cool?
Oh very cool, Daxie. Very cool.
Wait. Why doesn't it throw me in your dirt?
Well, just come down so we'll figure out what you're here, yeah?
Wait, yeah. There's the polygons.
Alright. There we go.
What am I doing?
You're eating his ass?
It's not a shirt.
What is that?
I think you're doing okay. Yeah, I suppose you guys are in my group
Here we go. Oh, yeah
Here she comes
Guys what's going on my guy? I'm making my gonna have to hear this
Oh my god
How do I stop?
Hey Crouch, Crouch
Do not press 3
I'll be pressing 3
Oh what the fuck
Oh shit
Go go go go go
What the hell is this guy
Get his ass
You can't right click
That's all I think of this one
What do you mean?
You have to hold it, you have to hold it, you have to hold it.
Oh!
No, he's not here.
He's right away!
Get away!
He's running us!
Oh, fuck you, Ryan!
Oh, he's dead. He is fast.
He's fast as fuck!
Yeah, we're not catching up to the boys.
He's dead as fuck!
Okay, I think we do our task.
If he comes back, we fist him.
Thoughts?
Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Oh, he's on me!
Are we?
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm boring!
I'm boing we go he's way
He's the he's gonna kill us as a baby
You love you up you up you up
Because he he does that to attack his prey he like
this fucker is ruthless stay on the road so we can see I see why she might
have a decent to me not everyone come to me
tail to there he is there he is tail to tail I had my head up Asian
Good work everyone apparently we want to eat bones as as this character
I did eat both
No, I'm a female
How do how do I be able to see again? I can't see
your eye I
Don't know
Give it a kiss. I
Have a tiny tiny eye that I can see through
My screen is black but not like how it was apparently you have a head fracture. I
Oh my god, I do
Hey, how do I fix that? I just sort of get concussions
You know, I have skulls, peanut.
Can peanuts get head fractures?
No, our skull is three times stronger than humans.
Also, I don't, I know that.
I guess it makes sense.
You didn't know the dinosaur had a skull?
What's stronger?
I didn't know that was a thing.
You don't play football or nothing.
Alright, my beans mixed.
Let's ride.
We gotta eat bacteria, like a rotten meat and shit.
Rotting meat?
Yeah.
There's a little guy up here.
There's a chicken! There's a chicken!
I got real chicken!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah!
I
Nice
Chicken baby need suck your diamonds
Well wait, we gotta pick out his stuff first. Yeah, you gotta tap G. No, I think these guys too small to do that
What's right here?
Too big to swallow.
What?
The dinosaur's kind of pussy.
I'll go this way.
The guy's not gonna give me any Bs or As.
Okay, I need to fill my stomach real quick.
We gotta get Bs or As.
We gotta...
We...
Oh, we eat other shared disorders.
Chicken or chicken?
How is the chicken so fast?
We got a cool deer, the chickens are kinda useless.
Wait, I don't think, oh, we need deer, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta find deer.
I got one.
You got a deer?
I got a chicken in my mouth.
Oh, there's something over here, either deer or boar.
I'll watch you, I'll watch you, I'll watch you.
Burger.
Locking.
Yeah, I see my see my see my see him
Am I blind?
Fucker
Right here
I don't know, I don't know where he is
I hear him, I hear him
He's right in front of us, I hear him
There he is, there he is
Oh I hear him, I hear him, I hear him
Oh, it's just a chicken!
Wait, go for the boar! Go for the boar!
I'm sniffing him.
Oh, you always sniff dead things.
Oh, okay.
Let's zoom over here.
Locking.
I knew it.
He's more over towards me.
Where?
I don't know.
I hear a boy kid over here. I hear boy kid
There he is I see him
What is holding that right quick you don't do anything
I'm just a left click out the right click doesn't anything
You just hit me chief
I am not leading the rest of you big how this shit's kind of hard when you can't
buy your bacterial by what's that yeah that's what I'm gonna tell you our monster full
of bacteria that's what we need to eat Ron and shit and like carguses oh I'm
I'm bleeding yeah, I'm weak as dragon me
We went to black
I killed that I killed that I killed the come come come come good work. I think if I walk I die
Yeah, I'm pretty weak too
Hold your right click and let it go and you want to bite it's your strong attack. Oh
Is this one of our things we need I think so
No, it's not.
Do we need deer, we need deer.
Okay, so no boars.
Get no boars.
Wait, yeah, we don't need that.
Ew.
No, but I'm just, but I need it for my stomach.
All right, I gotta chill. I'm bleeding.
I'm cooked, my boy.
Eat deer, boys.
We want to fill our stomach up.
We want our stomach as low as possible
so we can eat the stuff.
Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right.
If we see carguses on the scent we eat them because they can give us the letters for the perfect diet
You know read your Chad
With the
with the shade you say
the E
Wodap, oh if you guys come over where I'm not
I'm one HP like Northwest there are you don't read chat for shit bro over here that we're supposed to be eating
they all say the same thing which is eat it increase by one I don't know what you want me to do you want me to eat it
five other times I'm just worried
um by reason increasing by nothing
Oh
Eat bones. Oh, we can eat bones. We need bones. There we go
Well, well, I don't want to fill up my stomach by eating the thing
Oh, let it rot. This is weird. This is a weird guy apparently we can't overeat
wait what you can't like you literally can't that's I don't know I'm I could be
getting one guy but I feel like he knows what he's talking about
hmm
oh pull the organs and let it rot holy shit oh my god I'm the Alpha Saratosaurus
I
Claimed this boy in the name of the Sarathors family
Wait, so we're supposed to eat rotten. Yeah, we could we could throw up food eventually and let it rot
Why let me just grab all the organs and put it over here
Can you do that I'm healing
Yeah, yeah, we can throw up on bodies
and let it raw even more
this is not working as well as I thought it would
my guy's doing nothing
he just kinda chomping nothing
boars don't have organs he's just tearing off any chunks
boars don't have organs?
remember what uh...
Hatch was saying that there's certain ones that you have to go up and
Take the organs out of.
So what the hell do we do?
Are we eating bones?
Are we eating rotten food?
Are we eating deers?
Are we eating what are we eating?
I don't know.
I need food though.
Thank you.
You got it.
That kinky shiz is boring too.
OK, so we want to eat here and other places.
Come on, dude.
We need something that fills up the B.A. and Y. I'm not eating nothing that we get that.
I eat deer.
We need deer.
Mm-hmm.
It's actually, I think we're healthy.
I think we're good, yeah.
Let's get some deer.
We have to go down in this area, down in this valley, and then right.
Oh, no, me boys.
I smelled them.
You can eat food after it's boiled and you build up your mouth bacteria so you can get
vomit sickness in battle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our mouth bacteria is apparently super important when fighting other people.
Oh.
Is that a deer?
What are you fighting over here?
No one.
Oh.
I was just trying to see what my right click did.
We need a deer.
Wait, who that was?
Oh.
Holy shit.
Yeah, this dinosaur is freaky.
We have gear that we need.
Immediately.
Are you bleeding really bad?
Eating bones will fill all your diet perks, but it's rare you find lots of them.
How do we turn a diet into bones if it doesn't have organs?
Oh, there's an A.
Hey, hey, right here, yoink, you just I think you just eat and eat and eat until you
Okay, I was gonna eat and eat and eat until I puke. That's what I'm doing new strategy, new tactic, new meta
I just eat it till you puke
Well I didn't fill up anything. Hey guys, I liar
Oh, come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Max win. Max win. Max win. Max win.
There's so many over here. Why go, go, go. How do you guys know?
Can you smell? I'm smelling.
Saffy. Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. There's Virginia's.
No way I'm stuck.
You think it's up top?
No, I think it's really wrong.
We tried that on the bull, I didn't worry.
It could be up top, I don't know.
Yeah, sector crew was pterotosaurus.
No, I still need to have one.
Oh yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Oh, there's deer, there's deer!
B-A-Y, B-A-Y!
We got B-A-Y?
Yes!
Sniff and Luke.
No way!
It's on me. It's on me. Oh, we're cooking. We're cooking
Dylan it was it already there when you found it. Oh shit
That's
They would be worried about that. Oh, he's I just keep eating till I see it right
What was that I don't know I don't sound like a chicken no
What do we get there?
Guys, you're shoving up here!
You can go up this way on the right side.
Evil chicken?
Guys, you shoved it up here. Be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your mom.
Oh, shit.
It's terrifying.
Oh, this way is right!
will you hear oh shit i'm dead
oh yep i just teleported off the cliff
g g's
oh there is someone down there by the way on my body yeah yeah yeah
break work i'm i'm gonna go back because there is a tunnel underneath us
i'm gonna go back down go the way that we never see a technique before
Yeah, it's on there, it's on there.
They just teleported me, man!
Wait, how did-
Okay, that's it from me guys.
I'm calling there.
Wait, the BY and A are right here.
Yeah, it's like under us.
We have to go back the way we came,
and we gotta go on-
Little wrap's a bitch on me.
What are those red things?
There's a guy down there.
Yeah, careful careful careful. Oh
There's water yeah, these the B&A's oh shit
Yeah, go one
Guys you might want to come down here
There's a
Down here. Yeah, but how do I get there? Oh, there's a little bit remember the side that we just came up from we need to go back down that side
Yeah, I'll leave that right click and you see it's a charge plate long
We can hold it down the strong against me lose ranks you all holding it down
I'm trying to go
Billy Red is mega-pack mega-pack
Are we gonna go down the mountain the drag hilariously come off of and died?
We eat all the stuff at the bottom
Because we could pray it we pray fuck soon yeah, I'm at 30
Yeah, me where how'd you guys get that away?
Oh
Shit comes to me. That's me the way we came up. I went down
I used to do for them
Taxi I'm getting him getting me what give me don't fucking die
Oh
What what is that I don't know why no
We're
Carnivores we eat drag and yeah
Shit
But I don't think I don't know we were jacked off and die
Hi, hi, hi.
No, but I don't know if we're cannibals.
Are we cannibals?
Yes, we are.
Candybells?
Yeah, cannibals and cannibals, two different things.
Canivore?
This track right there!
Hmm, yummy.
Cannibal is track-eater.
Oh, yummy.
Oh, it's working! It's working!
How many do you need?
Let's go!
I'm going to keep eating thigh-puked.
Besides the mongrel there's nothing to do.
Organs.
Okay.
Wait, so we just keep eating? Really?
You pull the organs out, then I just eat them?
How do you...
How do you pull the organs?
Let them rot.
Press G.
Oh.
You press G get a chunk, and then you leave it
I think this one has any organs I
Got something yeah, drackely had one organ. He was like stupid or something
Oh
My god, we are so unbelievably fucked holy shit
Why is he trying to invite me?
I think I did.
Yeah!
I'm fucking about, I'm fucking about!
Don't go me say say say go go go go go go go go!
I'm doing it I'm doing it
I get an organ? Why would I never get organs?
I think this is...
I've got a bunch of organs here
I think this one is rotten now
I should be gonna kill the rest
Fuck these guys! I should be killing them!
I should be killing them!
I should we kill him
We might click on a corpse to puke not over eating. Oh, I mean I actually need organs. I thought I could eat rotten flesh
Oh
I know no not to stay. I know this thing will close all the comeback guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
Get up get up get up get up get up get up
Kill this one! Everybody attack! Ready? Ready? Ready? Three, two, one, now!
Going, going, going, going!
What the hell is he doing?
I fucked him!
Oh god, there's two!
Oh, that's you!
Oh no! Oh no!
I'm gonna be done.
Yeah.
I think we're out of none.
You get back into the bucket!
Get in the answer!
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
They were friendly.
They were frontin' on our sponge, it did ask.
Yeah, but we weren't.
You were rippin' our scent, and they came on over without us punchin' their card.
I should you know that oh fuck
Just a maniac
He's laying me down.
Oh my god.
You watch me as you punk ass bitch.
You don't even have it then.
You're gonna have it! I'm right here, you bitch!
Yeah!
And drive! And drive!
What the fuck?
He's headbutt me?
Yeah, he just...
Oh
Back here
You're back here you're back here you're back here I'm represent my son I'm represent my son. Oh
Oh, I wasn't looking. I was not looking. He got me. He tricked me.
You like that, huh? You like that, huh? I feel too good on you, Chief.
Who are they building?
Are they building a team? Are they building a team?
Dude, what is he?
I don't know. I don't know what the hell just happened.
That thing is crazy.
He's a maniac!
What the hell?
Wait, I think what you're supposed to do is be a carnivisorus.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna say the whole thing and then my Bungalias will tell me yes or no.
To be a carnivisorus, you kill literally anything. Doesn't matter.
Then, you right click on its body a bunch of times until you puke on it. It rots.
Then you eat it, then it fills up all three, the A, B, and the Y.
What?
No, yes, yes, no, no, maybe, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes,
perfect.
Yeah, we have found the search.
Okay, let me try one more time.
Let me, because if I ask the bugulators, they're going to give me 100 different
things.
I'm going to try one time.
Okay.
I'm gonna give you a hundred different things.
I'm gonna try one time.
Okay.
You spawn in, you kill something that is on your list,
like a deer, then you pull its organs out.
No, you can't pull its organs out.
You right click, puke on it, wait till it goes away.
Oh, or watch, then you eat it.
You got killed by an herbivore hahahaha.
After I took down a whole platoon of them, buddy, after I took down a whole platoon, that
was it.
That was it just an herbivore.
That was Commander Sergeant Herbivore of the Herbivore Legion.
And I weakened his numbers.
I dwindled his forces.
May I say?
No way that's a herb before.
That's a random souros.
He was so low, he had so many other seven.
Fuck you.
I can't believe you let me die there peanut.
I just want to all take a moment of remembrance of Drac falling off the mountain dying for what he did happen.
happen we're gonna talk about that
right I'm just gonna look up a video
or something but I'm getting off I can
tell my voice is getting me to these
boys to these have a good one you guys
like alright boys I'm getting up I'm
I'm getting off, boys.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
Oh, shit.
My eye does not look good. Oh my god.
Oh, don't look at that. That's gross.
Oh, don't look at that.
I'm gonna look at you like this.
Oh my god, don't look at that. Wow.
That's from the 14 hours I gave it.
No, don't look at that one. I'm gonna look at you like this from here on out. That's from that's from gaming for 14 hours
Don't look at that. That's gross
Don't look at that. Don't look at that
Hmm, well the other one doesn't look too good either. Oh my god. I might need some rest
Okay, all right, okay guys, I'm gonna go ahead and
Go ahead and get on off. I
think I
Think that I think that we're getting better at the game. I
Think we're getting very good at the game very good at
the I oh um
Very good very good next week next week. I
Have no idea what we're doing. I I I think you guys are enjoying the variety. I'm enjoying it
I'm honestly done for whatever you know me guys
I like literally every video game except for that one that we farted
What about the font slightly like that one? I like every video game. So I don't really care what we do
So if you guys want to keep doing random games, we can keep doing that if you guys want to do
Ark and stuff like that the the the bigger games you can do that too. I don't really care. I don't really care
Okay, yeah, okay
Play World Warcraft. I've even considered that although the chances are low the chances are low
I'm just squid to you. Yeah, we can't see it. I'm sure
Just squinting you
But we can't see it there. We go. Okay. Is that what you guys see you guys see it? I
had a good
They look good it looks sexy
my sexy
My am I sexy am I sexy?
Okay, okay, good. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep squinting so you can't see it
Okay, okay, then
Next week, I'm gonna try to make these a bit more planned out because we've been kind of just winging it the whole time
We've been kind of just doing whatever whatever. I'm gonna try to plan them out a little bit more like I'm gonna come on stream and go
Oh, we're doing this the whole night. Are we doing this half the time? This half the time instead of just random stuff
I'm gonna try to make it more planned out
Since you guys have been liking it so much. I'm gonna make it more played out
I'm making more playing out so we can get some get some schedules going and get some good stuff going
Sure. All right, buddy. I fell. Okay, pal, but you funny. Don't you you look funny guy?
Orc, orc. Yeah guys, orc. I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I love orc. Of course. I love orc
Orc was serious special place in my heart forever
But I see I'm kind of just wait until the new map comes out. I still love it
I still run it a lot, I still enjoy myself a lot.
But a big part of me is waiting for that new map.
We just have, it's been so long
because we've had new content.
I know we got those new robots,
but I mean, come on, guys.
I mean, a robot that explodes.
I know I've been squinting this whole time,
but I was gonna squint to express the emotion on my face.
So just imagine I wasn't squinting
and then I started squinting, a robot that explodes.
A robot that she's fired. No, no offense to him. I love the embarked team love the game
I'm just I'm really wanting a new map. That'd be great. That would be so great for me. That would be great for me
We'll be playing more art when we play lots of games and we're kind of yeah, that's the plan
That's the plan. Okay boys long stream day 14 hours. Hope you boys enjoyed
Don't you should do this? So hopefully it wasn't hopefully it wasn't
Hopefully, you know, it was good
Whatever the shit. I don't fucking know. I'm I'm gonna go eat the biggest burger I can find on doordash
All right, okay. All right gang
You boys have a good one you boys have a good one good good night everybody good night everybody
And also if you have game recommendations put them in the stream ideas
Discord in the discord is a chat called stream ideas put the links in there to the stream thing and I
over to the Steam page and I'll go check them out.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Chopper, what good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
All right, good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night, again.
Good night everybody, good night.
Good night now.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night.
Good night everybody.
Rest up now, rest easy now.
Good night now.
Get out!
And now I'm talking to you!