you
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Let's go!
Is it really Tuesday?
Who's not Tuesday?
No, it's Monday!
How are you buggy ladies doing on this fine?
Many men Monday gentlemen.
I hope everybody had a swell weekend full of Splendor and Wimsy.
If I may be so honest, Wimsy.
Wimsy and Splendor, I actually did read in the news yesterday, so unfortunate, so unfortunate.
Did anyone typing lagging or muted in the chat is a bitch?
I- Wow.
I'm telling you, you know, you want to hear something good and to read something like
that it's- I don't know.
I don't know.
You hate to see it, but that's- I mean, that's how it goes sometimes I guess.
That's how it goes.
That's how it goes sometimes.
hmm yeah yeah you're a bitch I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you
all right boys I'm not good liney let me give you the lowdown first off it's
Monday so we're relaxing all right Mondays are my favorite they are so chill
they are so relaxed I'm relaxing we are playing the aisle I maybe for the
whole night maybe not who knows it honestly probably depends if I get my
shit kicked in I have no idea speaking of which I have spent the last hour and a
half last minute I said listen you know I have my voice I've got my well you're
my voice but I've got my other voice the gentleman that worked behind the
scenes I said listen listen listen listen listen I mean a private
Bungulator IO server. I need it now and
With only an hour to whip it up
Well, they didn't whip it up yet, but it's I think they're very close
I think they're about ten minutes away from completing that mission for us to have
Then our own server our own server. I told him I said listen. I need it right now
Now unfortunately the one they're using right now is only like 64 gigabytes of RAM or something
So we'll have to limit the play account to like 150 or 200 so it doesn't lag
But tomorrow I'm having him switch the whole server to its own dedicated rig like one of those crazy ones
They use you know the GTA RP servers with like a million people. I'm having them switch it to that one
So it's perfect perfect. No lag everything. So tonight. It's gonna be like probably a little bit lag on the server
I have no idea. I don't know
Um, we'll fucking wing it. Who cares?
Um, I also, by the way, fuck you, fuck you.
I'm not waiting 12 hours for T-Rex, so I had them boost the grow speed by 3X!
Actually, I kinda want your input on that one instead of saying fuck you. Wait, is that a good idea?
Is that the right thing to do you think or no?
Is that the right thing to do?
Mmmmm...
No? Yes? No, no, 2X. Yes, should be 2X, should be 2X.
Yeah, probably actually.
Probably should be 2X.
Guys, 3X or 2X? I'm gonna text them right now.
3X or 2X? Just type out the chat and say 2X or 3X,
and then whatever I see when I'm gonna text them.
I'm seen a lot.
Okay, 2's look very similar to 3's,
especially when they're flying by at lightning pace.
So, this might not be the best way to pull it.
But when the chat freezes because you guys break it,
I can see a lot of twos.
I think YouTube is saying more three, what does Kix saying?
Oh, Kix all in on the two eggs.
Except for that one guy that says 555 eggs.
He's got the spirit.
He's got the spirit, he's a little slow.
But what's that, he's here.
Hey, you're my special little guy.
You're my special little guy.
You keep on keeping on, sir.
Okay, let's do 2X.
Let's do 2X.
Let me text him, let me text him.
Server is now live on the platform.
Oh, well, better shut it back down, Chief.
Better shut it back down, Chief.
I'm making a change.
They just worked so hard on this
for the last like hour and a half, which is my time
to give you this.
One second, one second.
One second, one second, one second.
Oh, he's watching.
Oh my God, he's watching.
Pah!
Sir, sir, sorry, sorry.
Thank you so much, by the way,
for putting this together last minute.
I really do appreciate it, brother.
Would you mind switching the grow rate
from three X to two X, but sir,
I would really appreciate that.
Okay, yeah max player count 150
Okay, yeah, it's looking good. All right. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yeah, I watched you since Tarkov
my man
My mind my mind
That's motion boys. That's motion right there boys
That's a good man. That's a good man. It's good man right there
Uh, mmmm, oh, if you love the videos,
it makes me a drop of base chaos among the insanity.
I appreciate it, thanks for the lab.
Thank you, Mr. That Guy, but boy, good man, good out, man!
Thank you, brother, thank you, my boy.
I don't really mind for Hunch with him being off.
I get to come and tell you thank you.
You see the help revive my friend group back
into gaming from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you for being, you love me, Mr. That Guy.
Thank you, Mr. Big Fast.
Thank you, my boy.
Actually, I was hoping I could be with Hunch today,
but I think he's on vacation.
A lot of people on vacation.
Actually, I spent so much time trying to figure out
the server nonsense.
I didn't even figure out who was gonna play tonight.
I did text Officer.
Hopefully he shows up.
You know how he is.
He's a fickle bitch.
You never know.
Is he here?
He's there?
No, you never know.
You know who we should grab?
Mr. Drack.
I've been loving playing with Drack recently.
Let me tell you, I've been loving playing
with Mr. Drack recently.
Drack!
Drack, can you join really quickly?
Let's do a quick duo.
Let's do some duo-dino. Duo-dino.
Mmm, that will be my add-more later. We might add more later, gang.
Let's do just me and Drac for another second while we wait for Mr. Officer.
I'm trying to reach for that three reins and I want to see if Officer's joined it.
Uh, I don't want to take his spot up and then it gets all awkward, you know what I mean?
This could be all awkward. This could be all awkward.
Uh, mmm, Drac always dies. Well, better him than us.
That's what I say. Better him than us.
Fuck him.
Hmm, that's what I say. That's what I say.
What?
Hmm.
Get in here right now.
I need you to die.
Instead.
Of me.
I need you to die instead of me. Get in here. Get in here.
That's a good soldier right there. That's a fine soldier right there.
You see that you see that that's a soldier you can run into battle with I would fall on track into the case of hell
Into the gates of how to get Satan himself
Okay, well we wait for him to boot up his PC, I guess we'll just chill out for a second
Yeah, that actually this is great now that my gentlemen he has reached out the server
We're waiting for Mr. Drago.
Oh, what do you say?
We say, done.
It's changed, but I stopped it for now.
Oh, uh, good to show you're good to boot up the server.
You're good.
You are good to go.
You're good to boot it up.
We're going to join up once Mr. Drago joins up.
We're all going to hop on in.
You guys better not take all the spots.
Okay?
If I can't join my own server, I'm mook again.
I'm restarting it.
You fuck you.
you better leave, like, two for me and DracBuddy.
What's the server name?
Oh shit, I probably should have made it something more inconspicuous for this first time.
It's definitely NOT
BurpeeMet server. It's not that.
It's not...
That.
So don't look for that.
Don't look for that. Don't look for that. Something else.
That's the decoy. There's a decoy in there probably um, yeah, I don't even know if I'm gonna get it holy fucking shit
I don't know what to do about that. That's that might be a problem. Well, I can't join until drag joins. I
Oh, there we go. Oh, Jack. Jack listen to me listen to me with that quickly
What happened? What happened?
I'm gonna get this over now before the other bungalows take up all the spots quickly. Oh, he said what's serving him?
The bird peanuts dino Island
What's wrong with you?
Is it not there?
Let me see, let me see.
I see all the official servers.
Is it unofficial?
Yeah, she's unofficial, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's unofficial, you divass.
I don't know, I see it.
Oh wait.
Motion to it?
I see it, see it, see it.
I'm not seeing it either.
Wait, let me see what he said.
He said, uh, let's ride.
Okay, so I think he's starting it up right now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty good place. Just just typing the burnt and then just keep it refreshed before these
Better hurry up
He said you better hurry. Oh shit
Skating all frequencies there be to be do we do
The disservice might get it explode
Yeah, what what what's the max well for today we have like a like an ok server that is might be a little bit laggy
Cuz I told the boys last second but but tomorrow they put me on like a mega rig that they do for those giant gta
Rp servers. How the fuck did you get a rake for this game?
All the game
Twin uh motion twin motion twin I can't find it. Yeah, I'm not funny either
Because there are already people spam connecting that's
How are they far? How are we not finding it? I don't know I don't see it. I I don't see it
This there's no way to server can take this load. That's what she said during sex
I
There's we might need a rename and then we get in it first and then you say the name
Maybe maybe I just want to see it on my screen first. I just want to make sure that I can see it sweet sweet
This is a terrible idea. Oh
Do this like I did on Tony and this server does not literally explode I'm gonna be surprised
With the first one what did acquisition failed? Just keep clicking it just give me again trust me
I've been I've been playing that I played it all last night off offline or on stream
Just keep clicking connect it don't worry about restarting or anything
Get to see here for like five minutes and do it.
It's part of the spice.
Part of the spice.
You're ending?
No, no, no.
I'm into the spice.
Dude, I was in film.
Okay, okay, okay.
We just gotta keep on keeping on.
Oh, oh.
Oh, Mr. City, Mr. Snip.
My boyfriend's taking some boys good, bad, good, oh, bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, eat your brother.
Oh
Oh, Mr. City, Mr. Snip, my boyfriend's taking some whiskey, man, good, um, man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, brother, thank you, brother.
Also, there'll be no mix packing!
There'll be no mix packing!
Unless it's us.
Well, no, actually, I wouldn't even allow mix packing.
I will allow us to make a pack, though.
I make a packings kind of jail, okay?
Make a packing is kind of jail.
So two or two people, can we beat T-Rexes?
We can beat T-Rexes. We have it on two X growth rates.
So that means that a total T-Rex would take about six hours.
Of course, you can change it with like eating habits and stuff.
But I will say the Saratosaurus is a great PvP guy,
and we can get him max growth in like an hour and a half.
Okay, I'm in.
Do we do T-Rex or do we do Sherry, you think?
Well, okay, it's a weird thing.
So T-Rexes is only two people.
So if there's any time to do it, it's probably now for like other people join and then we can do Sarah when there's other people
Well, actually we're not gonna get in trouble for going over to T-Rex's. I know the third owner
Oh, you can change that
T-Rex's no, that's not what I meant at all. I should that would be cool now that you mentioned it
That would be cool. I don't think that's ageable
Okay, I'm still just rapidly clicking connect
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you I was telling the bungalows last Saturday
They were you in the game you do literally nothing but eat a bore and then a rock on the ground and somehow I am so
Fascinated, I'm so infatuated with walked it around as a dino for five fucking hours. I don't know what I
I don't know what is it but I love it!
No, but people love what like I got spammed all day today like yo dino game yo yo yo dinos
Yeah, yeah, like do you somebody asked me to sell this game to him and we're like hey peanut
Convinced me to play this game. I could I could like you're a dino you eat rocks. They'd be like, okay
Well, I'm not your friend anymore
But you just have to try you have to try it's a fun like yeah
I know we're licking rocks and stuff and we're laying down, but it's like fun
It's somehow, yeah, I'm not getting in.
Let me see if the server guy said anything.
I'm not getting in here.
No, no one's getting in.
Zero to 150.
Oh.
Yeah, I know this is going to work.
I think there's literally thousands of gentlemen
trying to join at one time.
Oh, fuck.
It says zero out of 150.
That means nobody has gotten in yet.
Nope.
I'm going to refresh and see if it's just like different.
Okay, yeah, literally no answer.
Um, sir, is there any way to stagger the inputs?
We should add a password and then you can leak it.
Wait, can you add a password?
Oh wait, that's...
That might be a good idea for the first time,
because think about it, once we get in the server for the first time,
it's always gonna have, like, a certain number of people in it,
and this will never be an issue again.
only gonna be the first time. You know what I mean?
Okay, I'm in. Yeah.
So every time I have to, and then we'll just restart the server.
I'll have them restart the server when I'm not streaming,
and that way there's only like a couple hundred gentlemen trying to get in.
I'll remove the password.
Okay, let's do that.
Sir, would you mind shutting down the server?
And then, wait, you can get server priority.
Wait, there's server priority?
Yeah, apparently your chat's saying that you can whitelist me and you
using our steam IDs. That's how hard she's to do it.
Oh!
Should we do password or the other one?
I think...
I think the other one, no, to guarantee us...
...in.
Aw...
Let's- let's do...
We just- we just need to stagger the first time we get in here. We...
...shit.
Shit.
If this is really the only time we're gonna have this problem,
because every other time it's going to have people in it.
Shit.
Sure, can you whitelist and add a password for us?
And then we'll restart.
We'll do it that way.
OK, OK, that's what we'll do.
That's what we'll do.
And then hopefully, oh, you're all due?
Oh, you're all due?
I got an idea.
Because the main promise everybody's ready at the
same time, you'll give us a password, you and I both
join, right?
Then I'm going to leak the password randomly in a random
location where people well I want I'm not gonna tell people they'll just have to
find it in a random chat the discord or something that way it's like should they
ramp it up easter egg it will easter egg and then that way there's like before
there's the big hole there's already like 75 dudes in there and then it's
way less way less hard on the server for everybody to join at once okay okay
let's do that let's do that let's do that we're gonna murder the discord
man well there has to be sacrifices that's me sacrifices there will be
sacrifices but that is the price of war okay he's I need to be starting it
looking for p.s. version of the aisle download the a verba too flat what's a
verba too I'm just on a verba regular is there two of Hermes other is that
Is that a word but yeah, we're on the a verba branch. Oh, that's right. That's right
So I'm a leak it immediately. No, that's that that's the that's the magic of it though
If someone finds it it would be against their best interest to leak it because then they couldn't get it
Hmm...
We're making down like a code. All right, buddy. We're not we're not doing the fucking
We're not doing the Benzies code over here. Oh, what do you think this symbol means? Oh, we got a oh, what was on the stream?
January 2nd 2026 on PNC. What did he say an hour 2 and minute 35? That's gonna be the path
Yeah, but I'm just looking at random chat, buddy. We're looking at a ramp chat if you find it you find it
uh
password may be game
Quote it like marathon. Oh, yeah, they did do that cool thing. I got that burger and drinkable burger. I
He over what I got I got a drinkable burger. Did you see that? No? Oh?
Let me show you let me say I made a little animation on screen so I can show it to gentlemen easily through this I
I got I wish oh yeah what on the right I have that in my house I have that in my
house mm-hmm that's for marathon they gave it to me in like a box I'm putting
that as decoration in my in my in my stream right here I put that put that as
decoration but drink that sounds cool actually it actually I thought it was
just gonna be for like visual purposes but it actually comes with a bottle of
liquid so I have a taste you gotta taste it I'm curious should I taste it I taste
it taste it there's new Cal 187 refill non-meat concentrate flavor perception
subjective. It's like a little vape bottle. Am I supposed to be drinking this?
Uh. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Okay, I'm gonna drink this. All right, one second.
I'm gonna drink it and I'll tell you what it tastes like. But like a little bit of
tea, so you don't drink it. Oh my god. I smell it. It smells fucking horrendous.
Okay, maybe don't drink it, don't drink it, don't drink it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that is awesome, awesome thing!
I have never tasted my entire life!
Oh my god.
Oh crying.
Oh my god.
How do you smell it?
You said it's so terrible.
I coughed so hard I felt that in my balls.
Holy shit.
Did it taste like vape juice?
It tasted like
it tasted like a
like a
rotting
rotting caucus.
Like a
like it like oh like like if you if you if you put six ribs on a grill and cook
them and then let them sit out for three weeks and then lick one of them that's
what it tastes like yeah mix it with what oh shit you supposed to make it with
water
it'll happen it'll happen you're supposed to make it with water
Apparently, I think I did read that somewhere
Okay, okay. Well, well you live and you learn that's what that's what it's all about you live and you learn
Hey, wait, send me your steamy DC. You see my he's giving it to us
You know how to get that right
Sure, yeah
Friends out of friends
Go to steam go to the top right go to account details and then steam ideas right under your account name at the top
You want to get sure there's my there's mine the director's take viewers where it says the calm details like next to that
Oh, so you go to you go to steam go to the top right click in the name clear account details
And then top left where it says your account. Oh, okay. God see mighty you copy that. Yeah
Wow that was so so disgusting I mean it's still in my mouth that was actually disgusting your face was priceless I
I, wow, that was the worst.
Um, I, it's, I, I, that was the worst I think
I've ever tasted, I think.
Um, okay, all right.
Well, it's more for decoration purposes.
It's for decoration purposes.
Uh, mm, mm, okay, okay, watch out for the booty range.
Actually, good thinking.
Watch out for some whiskey.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Good thinking, good shit, good thinking.
You're thinking a quick dash of whiskey never hurt anyone.
There we are.
Little something shuffling.
I sent you my steamy, don't order a drone strike
to my house please.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I'll call Obama off.
All right, let me see you here.
There we go, now I actually got rid of the taste
perfectly, that was great.
Actually, that was a really good idea,
that was a really good idea.
That was a really good idea, that was a really good idea.
I'm disgusted how hard do you think I feel how do you think I'm feeling right now chief?
I just ate space liquid non-meat burger
Tell director stream. Well, he's kind of ugly so he's a little insecure
Oh
You told me that you're a peanut. You're what the hell is that supposed to be you're a peanut. This is just a shell
All right, buddy. All right pal. Okay. All right pal. I am sexy you are just jealous
I'm sexy. I am handsome. I loathe enough my shell is
Moisturized you are just jealous
You say your voice
Get behind that moist little shit fucking crack it
He says that he's adding our steam IDs to the whitelist as we speak
Wait, so we should be good. This is I'll see this is stuggling better than I thought it was. I
Think we have a server at this point. So this is going this is going pretty good. It's going pretty good
So so how do you?
like you
Pardon my stupidness. Did you buy a rig for this? No, no, no, no, no
I I I was going to buy a rig, but you had to use you had to use no
I was going to buy a rig somewhere else for you were you virtual
Machine into it and then but they had the the operating software was Ubuntu, which I have no idea how to use at
No idea. No idea. You have to be an actual and I respect it
I respect it, I respect it, I respect it, but you have to be so fucking bitchless to know how to use any operating system other than the Mac and the Windows.
But I respect it, I respect it, I want that clear, I respect it, I respect it.
But once again you have to be so fucking bitchless to understand how that shit works.
Um
Okay, oh, he's working on he's working on it. It's sorry for the delay boys, but he's working. He's working quick. He's working quick wrong good boys
He's working he's working he's working on it
But yeah, so I wasn't gonna do that, but I've got these guys so these guys
You know how I'm like an agency or whatever these guys, you know, give you a word of prodigy on GTRP
Nope. I never played that.
It's like a massive GTRP server, and they wanted off of rigs over there.
I asked them one hour before stream, sorry, I said, listen, I need an aisle server right now.
They couldn't get me a rig that quick, but they set up this server, which is like one-fifth the power of a rig.
And so we'll be playing on this. There might be a little lag tonight, because it's a little bit less powerful.
But tomorrow, they're switching the whole map over and putting it on an actual rig,
And we're boosting the player count up like by 300 400 if there's gonna be no lag. It's gonna be fantastic
Yeah, it's gonna be fantastic hutch owns party
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Hutch does not own prodigy hutch does not own prodigy I think right
Oh, yes. No
No, no, no, no, just like this
um
Hmm. Yes, he does. No, no, I think loaded on spongey. Oh, not hunch. Hunch is part of loaded which on spongey. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see, actually, hunches text me. Oh, yeah, because what's he's trying to do his own server.
Yeah, hutch actually I've been talking to hutch apparently he might cancel that just in just use mine
Um, yeah
Is there a way because we you should probably put the password in that streamer way you're in chat
Yeah, so like they all have it. Well, so you're waiting room. Oh you and I can see nobody else
No, the people I'm talking about the people that have roles to that. Oh, Genji hutch. Oh
Oh, gotcha gotcha. Okay. Well, this is the plan. This is the plan. We're gonna add a password right now, right?
We're gonna join. I'm gonna leak the password somewhere random in the discord that way
It's a stagger join and the server can actually handle it once you get to 150
I'm gonna have this gentleman that's helping us with the server at a random point time
After I'm done streaming restart the server remove the password
Because at that random point in time only those people that were on the server are gonna be trying to rejoin it
And then from then on out it'll have enough players to where we'll never have this problem again, and there's no password
It's only the first time that this problem is gonna happen
Because we're all trying to do it at once
No way this works ya fitty-fitty
He's working on it. He's working on it.
So it'd be only a couple minutes.
Only a couple minutes.
Hey, can I open a 500 player server for you right now?
Mr. Dusty, listen to me very closely.
And Mr. Drac, listen up, listen up.
I would love that, Mr. Dusty.
You are a kind gentleman.
You are a giving gentleman, okay?
You are a kind, giving gentleman.
But the problem is, Mr. Dusty, okay?
If someone, if you are someone that has access to that computer,
turns evil they can take all of the information that our computers give to
that server and release it on the internet and that wouldn't be good for
me or my friends that's why we're making the server I do appreciate you
though I do appreciate you the brother
What whiskey? Oh, it's that Blanton's gift I got!
It's like regular whiskey, but it makes you gag like 20% less.
Oh damn, it's so smooth. Yeah, I got it as a gift for my friend here.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, he's making moves over here.
The server guy's making moves over here, boys. Trust me, in any moment now, we will
be in the server. Apparently he just talked to one of the island developers, the little
developers that made the game, and they gave him a whole new config that is going to work
way better. We'll have the best server on the block! Best server on the block! Holy
fuck, base dev, yeah. That's right, that's right. We just gotta let it cook for a couple
We run in there. Oh actually if you want to I go to the main screen. I
You can you can make I you can make a dino real quick. I made one that looks like a peanut
You play zero right?
He's yes, I mean it would look like a peanut and then when he grows up you look second like an old peanut
How the hell does that look like a peanut?
Look good because it's orange
yeah those are your people that you sure thank you good job thank you good
chair yep that that looks like a peanut right it's got the ones in the and
the and the black
sick you supply big one for the
Okay, okay, all right, okay.
Let me see here.
I'm gonna make one for the T-Rex as well, just keep using T-Rex.
I'm gonna make a book on computer as well.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
You gotta make a...
Orange?
This guy doesn't have many options.
This guy can't be Orange.
Only his eyes can be Orange.
That sucks.
That's kind of peanut-like.
Is that- is that peanut color?
I- I've got a peanut color.
There's peanut color.
There we go.
There's a piece of color, there's a piece of color.
Here we go.
Look at that, I got a comb on my back.
Here we go.
Okay, perfect.
Look at that, that's kind of a peanut.
Yeah, there's a peanut, there's a peanut.
I don't know, I'm color blind.
I
All right, yeah, what I don't like
Fuck you
Whoa, hold on now
Bracket not disabled that's kind of weird that I wear glasses. I'm also blind fucking dead
You say I you say I have races to make it someone with a pair of glasses
Oh, no, it was only the first bar buddy only first bar pal that you think of clothes you think of clothes
I'm gonna save this one as number one that looks pretty good and confirm
I'm good to go
Let me see the servers up
Don't think it is but he's getting whoa
Why is it saying 320 out of 500?
Hold on now
Oh, should we should we can act? I guess I
Can I wait wait wait wait wait don't know it can be a fake server wait
I'm going to play a game, I'm going to play a game.
Fuck that.
I'm going to play a game.
Fuck that.
I'm going to play a game.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm going to play a game.
Holy shit.
I looked up at 11, one guy goes,
I'm pretty sure he's got one guy though.
It's okay, I really played safe.
Oh, it's by the guy!
Oh, yeah!
I'm going to play a game.
Yeah
You get out of here with that
No, we've already copied the exact name of my server made another one fuck you. Oh, that's exactly what he did
That's literally exactly what he did. Oh my god. That it's it's that guy is the guy that just offered to make a 500 player server
What the fuck
Don't join that one don't join that one mind way cooler might as way cooler and
tomorrow it's gonna be even way more powerful than hands.
Also you can get a virus who knows maybe he's getting your coordinates for a
You're a drone strike, you never know.
Space age could be space age, could be space age.
I've joined and now I have two dads.
Holy crap, holy crap.
Holy shit.
We gotta get in there, we gotta get in there now.
Oh wait, so for guys having me so he's having me something you saying
He is saying
Yeah, it's already eight o'clock. We haven't even played a game yet
This is one perfect. This is going great. Sorry everybody. Sorry gang. Sorry everybody
Oh
Okay, okay, he's bringing it back online right now. Oh wait, we're about to get in we're about to get in about to get in
We're about to get in we're about to get in
Remember boys, we can only do a hundred fifty players tonight by tomorrow. We'll be updating it and they'll be like 400
You we should have done while we were waiting
Apex, is this you and me?
My God, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's there, it's on your screen.
I'm looking for it.
Yeah, I see it right here too.
It's not on my screen.
Well, I'm refreshing, I'm refreshing.
But he is typing me, I think you see me in the password.
Oh my God, 400 people left as soon as I told them that was a fake server.
Look at that!
They're all gone.
Oh, okay, okay.
He has sent me the password.
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you, good sir.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to give you the password.
You and I join.
Once you and I are in, I'm going to leak the password.
Okay, copy.
Okay.
Right.
Assuming it's this one, yeah, connect.
Also, just really quickly before we go, before we go,
I know on the official servers,
we were like really kind and anybody could come join us.
We're not doing that, since literally everyone,
it's gonna be a bungulator on the server.
We're, if we tell you in seconds,
we hate you personally, it's just part of the game.
Also, please don't kill us.
I wanna live.
I wanna be alive.
That would be great.
Fuck you if you kill me, fuck you.
Okay, here we go.
I'm texting the patchman.
Perfect.
Right, we have the patch.
We should only get, we should only get, we should only get.
Got it, got it, got it.
Don't leave it, don't leave it, don't leave it.
That's not the stuff we got, we should tell, we should tell.
Okay, all right.
Get ready for help, yeah, I can't wait.
It's up, it's up, all right, here we go.
I'm hiding my screen.
I couldn't get into it.
Well, we've already tried once.
This game is no offense to the developers.
It's a very nice game, but it's not built that well.
You have to join us every like 10 times before it ends.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep spamming it.
Yeah, you gotta keep spamming it.
I've had to do that for literally every server I've ever joined.
He says make sure that's the right server it should prompt for a password before I believe
Okay, I can't get past no way did somebody make a second big server with the exact
That would be crazy.
He's texting me.
I'm scanning.
Okay, okay, I'm taking I'm taking I think I'm asking if if he says it's online right now
Now.
Oh, see, this isn't work.
We're planning to grab an official server
while we wait for people to just filter it on their own.
And then we join back later,
because we're whitelisted, I mean.
Perfect.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
But he said, oh, he said it's up and running.
He says it's up and running.
Guys, don't join.
There's a password you can't even join anyways, don't join, don't join.
There's a password, there's a password you can't even join anyways, buddy, until I leak
it, so they've been trying to join yet.
I'm currently seeing condolations, condolations consider massive day for all of us.
I think she's not seeing the server at all.
I see it, I just can't connect to it.
You see the 150?
Yep.
We, uh, uh,
we refresh.
Um,
wait, yo, yeah, let me, let me go back over here.
You this, right?
You said I go great feeling here.
What do you do?
Nope.
I can't find it.
No.
Yeah, I can't find it.
I'm gonna do a quick game restart. Oh wait. Oh, uh, you know the gentleman that was making this every he says he connected
He's in
what so
I'm gonna be sure my game. Yeah, I'm gonna start my game as well guys remember there's a password
She can't join it anyways. Don't even try
Don't try cuz the the pure logins might fucking fucking up, but you can't get it anyway. So don't try it
I'm I'm back in
I'm back in the game
Back in the game looking now
Have AIDS
Okay, I don't see it. Oh, I see I see it. I see it. Okay
You started giving everything yep, you see you don't have high password protection checked
Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, we can progress.
We can progress. We can progress. We're making progress. We say with the zero out of 150.
Yeah, the zero out of 150. Perfect. My mind kind of looks like it might be working. Oh,
never mind. It's like, nope. Yeah. We might have to play a facial and wait
Wait for it to filter in let's let's I'm gonna try to connect me a couple more times. It doesn't work. We're gonna try to visual
Jack leaked the password not even live
What did I leak there we go there we go
Clumsy is a furry that might be the password. Maybe you never know
Okay, dude, I let me
Open the door!
Let me in the game!
Uh...
Hmm?
I...
Oh! Oh my god! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
But it didn't ask me for a password.
Good, good, good. Say hello.
Maybe one more time for the ones that didn't hear you?
Oh, shit.
Guys guys guys guys
All of it. I'm not fully in yet. It might ask you for password in a second over whitelist
And we don't need that whitelist whitelist. We don't need passwords. Oh and client disconnected. All right. Didn't work
Oh, I'm in
Hello loading assets. Oh
My god, there is two
There's this to do this to suffers with the exact same name. Oh fuck
You got to be fucking kidding me you got to be you just you got to be kidding me. I mean you got to be kidding
Which one's ours
Then fuck whoever this guy is actually this guy is it's the one with the little lock next week
But how would you know that you see oh, okay? You see still left. I know but why what is the lock made?
Oh, it's past protected because it's past protected. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Oh, there we go. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, perfect. Got it. Yeah.
Oh, all right. Okay, there we go. Yeah, I think I'm in. I'm joining right now.
Hmm
Mmm
Walk this passage. Oh, yeah. I'm making I'm making I made a man. I'm I'm I'm in. I'm loading assets
What I once we're in we're gonna leak the server password boys. Oh,
My god, I'm actually in let's fucking go. Let's go
Keep give me your spawn code or a coordination go
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What were we playing?
We played T-Rex?
Or we do it in Seraph?
Let's do a theoretical.
Let's do T-Rex, let's do T-Rex.
Do you guys see T-Rex?
Let's do T-Rex, let's do T-Rex.
Well, you, I'm gonna be male, you be a female,
so you're gonna have sex.
So you won't fuck my pussy?
Yeah, but don't press confirm,
because you probably need to be back in this screen
for the code.
Yep.
Like I might be at one, I'm confirming.
Right now, I'm gonna send you the code here you go. I
Just text you the code now. Are you spot on me?
Okay, bring in the code now right
Stupid question T-Rex is Tyrone so right yes, I
Know it's different Spanish. I
swear
You say it's different in Spanish
Yeah
What is it LT Rex I'm pretty sure all of them are gonna be very similar
I'm gonna go into the game. I'm gonna leak the password, okay?
All right. Okay. I'm gonna leak the password. I'm gonna leak the password. Okay, here we go.
I think I have Abner privileges because at the top right I have three more things other than ping and FPS.
Alright. Okay. Relate the password. Relate the password.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, yeah, I think I have Admin privileges,
because at the top right, I have three more things
other than Ping and FPS.
Wait, at the top right, do you see Ping and FPS?
Or more?
Hey, who the hell is that guy?
There's another guy over there!
Baby, that's the server owner.
Oh, yeah.
Hello.
Oh, my God, look, if you time and chat,
we gotta, like, we gotta, like, fucking, uh...
Oh, you got Admin stuff.
That shit.
Yep.
Wait, how is there already people in here?
There's like three different people in global.
How did you click?
How are people at?
How do you?
What?
What the fuck?
Did you guys all guess the password?
She said I joined.
I don't want to say that a lot.
Wait, I put bungulator as the password, wait, bungulator is not the password.
No, no, no, there's only the guys with the password, it's literally impossible.
No, no, they say they put bungulator in it at word.
Wait, it's just, dude, listen, again, I don't want to, like, knock on the devs.
They've made a really fun game, but this game really is underdeveloped.
Does that mean you can just put any password in and it just works?
I
Think so let me ask
Did you guys put?
That's just fat it worked
The real password was was ban that mother f that was the real password
Well
Well, I guess this works too. We're on our server, right? Let me let me text them. Let me sure we're on the right server
Yeah, cuz we have like all these different things pass me. Yeah, I
Okay, yeah, we're good. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he says we're on the right server. Okay, uh,
Okay, all right, this is going pretty good. I should we kill that one?
We'll do it. Oh, yeah, dude. Fuck this guy
Come back here
Get up
You go right or left. I have no idea where you can smell blood you can smell blood
Oh, oh, backie backie. Oh, there is there is there is there is get up get up get up get up
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? This way this way this way?
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
He's right there. He hit me with a double whammy. Wait, that's someone else.
I
Got
The little one I could a little one. How do you think we'll all be what's the button hold the hold the hold the whatever you get
Would you be a pin?
Yeah, we gotta get you out. We gotta get you out. We are now I'm eating
Hi, Peter hello, sir
He's on me! Help!
You're eating me! You dumbass! Go to the other side!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh my god, he's eating me.
Run! Run run run run run run run run run!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
If we keep him in front of us, he can't eat us.
He's right, he's right!
I died.
okay guys it's not going to be fun fuck whoever that is fuck whoever that is
Ron at hell Ron in the fiery pits of hell forever in the game of course
I go ahead and die chief yep
it's your female dereg's perfect you attack him no no that is not true that
is not true we walked next to him peacefully when he whipped out a
a Glock 19 and he was reaching for it he had to act quickly there was no time to
think that we have on this track I agree and there was there was yeah and there
was cocaine in this trunk and I and I definitely didn't put it there and he
reached and he reached it was cocaine in his trunk and he reached so that's
that's just how it goes sometimes that's just how it goes you never
No, you never know.
How do you use a 1v2?
I think, no, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys, guys,
before we get on this, oh, you lost 1v2.
Okay, by the way, I believe raptors are significantly
more powerful than T-Rexes in the baby stage.
I'm like 99% certain.
I'm pretty sure T-Rexes are vulnerable to almost
everything until they get to 40 to 50%.
I believe, I believe.
I could be wrong about that.
I'm pretty certain. Yeah, we soaked. Oh, that was an aloe. Obviously. Do I look like
an idiot to you? Do you do I look like an idiot to you? That was obviously attached.
You have passed a test. All right. I'm getting serious. I'm getting serious. Lock it in.
Great for the next the spawn code. Yep, I see you now
But we go walking in you're walking right now. Okay. Yeah, we can't we can't we got we got a we got a big can't fight yet
Oh, yeah, we can't fight. Yeah, we can't fight yet. All right guys. No, but she's no I will say this
I will say this I know we attacked him
So this isn't really applied to that but guys just play the server like you play any server
Don't try to find us. Oh, none of this will work
All right, okay, what's you say?
Perfect, I'm in
You see what you say we got we got right behind you. I think oh, oh, mr. PRP
But what's this boy? Good man. Good. I'm bad
Mr. Cole, my boy. Good man. Good. I'm bad
Is this you?
Yeah. Oh, this is your name. It's just a little box. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got it
Everyone started at the same time so as long as we get bigger quicker than everyone else we're gonna be invincible. I mean
What do we need we need bore we need dear chicken rabbit and then goat
Any of those things go okay? Yeah, I'm gonna see you go to eat that. I don't know what's fun
I'm sniffing I'm sniffing
By the way, I think sniffing only smells. Oh
Oh, there's a lot of stuff back there. Yeah, I think dead things or something. Yeah, like dead stuff
Well, you want to go to all that stuff over there? You are see we you know that we where's that circle with oh wait?
It's not here. We you know that circle that has like the little footprints. Oh, I find so much food there
But I don't see it right now. Why isn't quite crazy for you said
You need staff super fun way, you know, I'll get stuff. I'll get stuff. This is just kind of a last-minute thing
You disabled AI don't it
come on this is a way I I just simply AI dinos but not regular AI
oh by here someone to her left I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the bleepie one
I'm not holding off how the fuck what you come on come on boss come on boss
You look a little bit in your a
That's what she said you're excited. Yeah, I do
Give a quarter in your eight seas
Well, no hard work work hard work work
I'll pay you $50 you put a stack of quarters in there
I'll do it for free a little party tree. Oh, it's important for you with the second footage go
There's someone nearby saying help
me now I wish you nothing but the best
password guys who is no password apparently anything you type in their
words just go on there and type a random password it works you want the
actual password it was banned that mother f but like literally just the
letter out of the word
was that he's it's him you seem please help me whatever falling into his trap
Oh, there's something right here. There's something right here.
You gonna hear that? Yeah, I hear it's on my left, though.
Please help me.
No.
You got that, Chief. You got that. That's all you big man. That's all you big man.
I probably should learn how to ban someone right now because it's gonna happen.
is it like an admin panel?
Yeah, we can hit, uh...
Whoa.
What did you choose for your first mutation, Peter?
Whoa.
Oh, my God. What is on your screen?
Yeah, I can just kill someone by pressing this button.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Holy shit, did I kill this guy?
Yeah, you killed him.
Fuck you, Tony!
Oh
I was leaking those guys see my needs guys. Oh, yeah
I'm sorry. Don't you do that. Let me do that. Who's your boogies? Sorry, man? Sorry, my man, my man
But he might be my baby mommy mommy mommy mommy
No, you know what?
For your first rotation, I chose the top line the hemo whatever's gone
Oh got it AI control is that mean?
That's the dinosaur behind us, how do we run?
What the hell?
Ooh, let's go this way, let's go this way.
What am I doing for me?
Do I have streamer mode on?
Well, I see your name.
I see our streamer mode on.
That way I can go to the admin panel
and it doesn't release people's streamer,
or stream IDs, right?
Do more than 150 people.
We can't do more than 150 people till tomorrow chief. That's when I get the full rig
Today we're running out of like a like a not that powerful for server the model
Admore players isn't we see
All wrote road section me asking for the password, but it's any password. It's any password. Yeah, if you want the actual password it's
Capital B, band, capital T, that, capital M, mother, and then capital F.
That's the real password, but it doesn't see the matter.
Mm-hmm.
Follow me, crew.
Now, we do the stiff, okay?
Um...
Oh, oh, oh, the tracks! The tracks! You see that track? You see it?
No.
Stiff that way!
Oh the thing on your screen.
Give the tracks you see that's where we need to go that's where I find all my food.
Oh that's the way.
Show it, show it, show it.
That way, that way, that way, that way.
Follow the crew.
There's no AI food sir.
What do you mean there's no AI food?
Why that a good dude a lot of people in Tennessee night
We have any what wait, let me let me tell you guys
Has anyone found any?
Animal for eating
We think I did
uh
No, no, not fish no other than fish fish find about a one
Fish out the walls
We're pescetarians um
The super will crash the AI and we need AI how the fuck are we gonna eat?
Right grow yeah
Let's go check if there's AI ourselves. Let's go. Let's go to that spot. I think they're lying. I think they're fiddling
Oh, wait, wait, wait, calm dumps just all bored. Never mind. We're good. We're good. We're good. Let's I'm getting one guy
Found a fish in his ass. All right, perfect. Guys, please
Walk in
Yeah, oh, you're you're at me you can spawn food
I'm not you. I'm not spawning food you jackass. Oh, no, don't spawn food in my mouth
Oh my god. Oh my god, don't cheat
Every hour, I'm opening the admin panel and selecting one random guy to kill.
I love that.
Don't just me.
I'm just getting a question.
All of you crew?
Oh, we gotta keep going.
If there's no food there, then we know there's no food.
But I'm sure there's food.
God, I love this game.
It's so fun.
It's awesome.
I believe my game is not loud enough.
Let me roar.
Is that loud enough, guys?
Look, there should be really loud.
Mine is super low, too.
Yeah.
I can hear my PC roaring.
That's very impressive.
Thank you, sir.
I wonder if I can make it a little bit louder.
No.
Okay.
I guess this is as loud as the game gets.
Perfect.
All right, let's see.
boys it needs to be higher it's really going to make it really make this louder
hmm it's good you're good
big
We're playing good we're playing good I'll look into that later on this is a guy I'm desperate I'll be doing other stiff we're getting closer we're getting closer
What's it?
What's the title down here?
Oh, shit!
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe.
Oh my God.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.
Top right, 60 AI.
Oh yeah, my, because I'm an admin,
it tells me how much AI there is.
You see the top right?
Yeah, well, it's 60, yeah.
Well, I think, I think,
remember how the developer gave him a config file?
I think a lot of people that are doing these servers
are lowering the number of AI because it makes the server
lag a ton.
Oh, so although it'll be harder for us to find food, it'll
be much less laggy for everybody, which I would definitely
choose. So I tried to make a server last night, I tried
playing on it. It was, I, I cannot, I cannot explain how
laggy it was. Like if I wanted to run right here into that
tree over there, it would take me legitimately like seven
minutes. Because I would run there, not to put back.
Why don't we lower the no
Say lower the people hire the AI, but it's kind of mean
No, we just gotta wait till tomorrow when I have that super rig and then we can have tons of AI tons of people
Yeah, this is only for tonight. We only have low AI low low people for tonight until we have that that super rig tomorrow
We're good. We're good. This is what for today
Stiffen I'm sniffing me hold up insane. It's over here, but there's a wall right there
there. Can we go over that wall? I think we got to go around it. You can have a proximity
chat in the aisle? Really? No way. We got to go around. Can you not go this way? Really?
What about in there? No, I've already been in one of those. This is a dark hole. Okay.
Well, maybe actually maybe they're different. Let's take it out. Let's take it out
Yeah, it's just dark hole just as you walk through it. Yeah, I mean you to go left and then on top of the hill
Shit
And that's that's that's that's that's inconvenient
That is quite the track that is across the river
We're gonna go that way we go right there. Oh
We just a land bridge. They're right you see it is you're right there right there
You see it is yeah, there is you just gotta go across the river
Good thinking boys good thinking we're not gonna draw right there. No
Let's ride
This is gonna be sweet with our coolest erections
Where that coolest T-Rex is where that cool is.
Be my T-Rex, sir, your daddy.
Is she be my T-Rex family?
Man, we are so jacked.
Jacked.
Oh.
You hear that?
There's one roaring right there.
Oh, I thought that was ambience.
Ambience?
What ambience?
Oh, I'm beyond sweat. I'll be on sounds like
We turn the music on 20% I want to like some background music
Oh, I hear that yep
All of me boys
She pressed X for the extra lighting
Okay, I'm pretty sure there's like a hundred dinos over there on the land.
Fuck, it will weak.
Yeah, you're not looking good.
If we, I'm telling you, if you spawned in as a Stego, you'd already be massive by now
and you could one shot us.
And they're fast as shit.
Oh, you can't go through.
Is this the way to go?
No, it's just very messy.
We can go this way.
Yep.
So is Stego, is that like the meta?
Oh, I think Stego and Trike, right?
Oh, like, if you want to get right into PvP immediately,
because they grow really fast and they're super big,
but if you want to do, like, if you want to be like OP in the late game,
you do like T-Rex and Alligator, but it takes a longer time to grow.
I mean, like, like, right now all the Stegos and the Trikes are going to be way
Stronger than us, but in like two hours we'll be stronger than all that
Who's gonna survive? Who's gonna survive? Who's gonna survive?
I think, I think that's right. I don't know. I don't know
Oh, it takes 12 hours to full grow as well. Okay. Well, I know that they're a lot bigger
Then like
E-Rex is right off the ramp. I think they may be going to teenage hood quicker
Oh, we were here the other day
Why'd I ever been here remember when we had like a hundred raptors and we were all crossing over and then we died into that guy 21
No, I was looking for you guys at that point
All right, that's so scary check right there
Are you safe again let me see if you go this way you go this way fuck that guy
Okay
Is he behind me? I don't see nothing I don't see nothing. Oh
My god, it's a whole pack look at all this shit fuck. It's a whole pack. It's a mega pack
I'm following you. I'm not turning around
RUN!!!
Oh my god, leave us alone, please leave us alone
You've only seen that one other time and that was on that beast of those like a hundred of them
go go go
oh my god they're chasing us i'm not even joking guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
hit our ass they're on me they're on me
you kill them kill them kill them I don't like it yeah quick enough thank you
thank you thank you if you kill me I'm gonna kick you and make you rejoin the
the queue!
just to fuck with you!
I'm gonna kick you!
make you reach on the queue!
fuck you!
oh my god, I'm the one!
go, go, go, go, go!
hold me for a minute
I
Would oh my god receive
Yeah, listen, they listen, haha, oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I was kidding. I was kidding
I think I have to lay down. I am bleeding to death.
Yeah, it's high, it's high.
Oh, they can see our screen, so...
Is that... Is that Jinji Jinji?
Jinji 1.
In the chat? Like in the pizza?
Uh, I think so.
Huh?
Well, you said no, so...
He said no, oh
You tomorrow I'm gonna have staff that'll help us fight off stream timers. Don't you worry. See don't you worry don't you worry don't you worry
That was scary
My whole screen is black. I'm deceased. I died
Oh, okay, alright, okay, alrighty, alright, okay, alright, alright, what a sweet delight,
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, let's give it another shot.
Let's give it another shot. Give it another shot.
I'm the beat guy again.
I'm sending you the code now.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, I'm afraid of that dude.
I don't know what's the name.
I don't know what's the name, dude. Fuck him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why am I screen black? I don't see nothing.
That makes sense, it makes sense, it makes sense, it makes sense.
Heh heh.
I'm going to need the code.
Here you go.
Here's your code.
I'll do that.
Is that me?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Except you, except you.
You go.
One quick second here.
One quick second here, team.
Oh, this is what I'm gonna do.
This is what I'm gonna do, this is what I'm gonna do.
This is what we're gonna do until I have staff on the map.
Okay?
Okay, all right, this is what I'm gonna do.
If we see somebody that's obviously stream-siving,
okay, I mean obvious, I mean obvious.
I'm gonna max grow myself murder him and then set my girl back to what I was.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, right?
Okay, I'll be all right.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, that sounds like a good plan.
That sounds like a good plan.
Oh no, I see someone back, show me.
Oh my God, oh no.
We're only if there's streams, I bet.
If it's just a regular thing, it's like, whatever.
Okay, let me see here.
Where we going?
You gotta go, this way, this way.
I don't want to be through.
I think you might have had to focus more whiskey.
No, no, no, I don't mind.
Good, good, good, good.
Also, we might need more guys on our team.
Yeah.
I mean, well, I don't know if Officer answered you
or what your plan is.
I know Rogan taxier, like, on the game.
Let's get um
We can get oh
Oh
Should we
We wish okay, let's
Let's
Let's do
We do
Are you okay?
I don't know, I
You alright?
I see we just hear it, hold on, let's feed that on a second, let's go get some food. Let's get to grow, let's get to grow on.
I don't want to grow myself, I'm not using the advent panel at all unless someone's cheating.
Like I'm actually hacking, I'm not using the advent panel.
If we get stream time, we get stream time, so what?
So be it, so be it.
I want to ruin the immersion, I want to ruin the immersion.
Bought to be crew.
Get an admin to follow you?
Yeah, we could do that.
Who's a guy we trust?
Oh, hi Jason. Can you do it?
That'd be a good idea. We'll just have hi Jason follow us around and if he sees any stream
type, we should just get him late. I mean, I don't know who that is, but I'm in.
That's a good idea. That's a great idea.
Is hi Jason. Are you here tonight?
Is hi Jason here tonight?
Okay, wait, okay, hi Jason joint
Shit, it's just so complicated, hold on, give me a second, give me one second, keep
Keep an eye out for any enemies.
Okay?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Here we go.
Hi Jason.
Join streamer waiting room.
Join streamer waiting room when you have a chance.
Follow me crew.
Follow me boys.
this way we just got ran down by a pack of raptors you give me that was fucked
up that was fucked up that was in dynamite I'm at 25.4%
mmm-hmm so I don't see good service you tell us you a service fuck it up as
bitch oh it is we get closer we get closer
oh okay okay I lost our sound oh there we go
you're head over there there should be enough deer and boar and stuff we get
there okay I'm a little I'm a little behind you I still got a tree that you
get a tree all of the crew
because we cause I just I just those lines on the left and right signify how
close we are is that is that right those lines on the left right
Yes, okay, okay. We can close it. We can close it. We can close it.
See, I keep a move on.
Fast, quick.
Fast and quick.
Traverse the mountain.
I think we can go right up here.
It's not soaked enough.
Oh, I think I died.
Remember, I just needed myself.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
My guy's too fat to go up here.
Yeah, that's gonna work.
We should go around.
Come on.
We have to get big fast.
No dino's or stream cybers can fuck with us.
You see, we need to eat our food, get big, and start tail-ed.
We got adjudication.
We're doing the bleed one.
We got this, we got this.
We can do this.
We can't do this.
We're stuck.
If anybody can do it, it's us.
That's right, that's right.
We can do this.
You see, to fill up all the B, the A, and the Y.
Oh fuck
You took no damage
Fuck oh
You see is what is what am I screen?
I'll be I you got laid out later later later later later later later
You know, I didn't take any damage at all
I just died right before your very eyes five minutes ago jackass
he'll be mr. admin he'll be
look at the ground look at the ground so you can't find us
Oh my god, you look like you're stuck step bro. Holy shit. Holy shit step down step down help. I'm stuck in the house out
You've got bleeding
Whenever you see that person we can move
Whenever you see the plus symbol on your blood that means we can move. Oh
No, I don't I just have a little on my screen. I don't have the blood
You're an idiot.
Okay, let's move.
That's right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, this way, this way, this way.
Oh.
Oh, well.
Yeah.
Ah.
Yeah.
No magnet.
No magnet. There's a command for this on every server.
Slash.
Unstuck.
Unstuck can't unstuck other players nearby dragon soon perfect
Is it talking about you yeah, yep, yep
Sorry son
Maybe here I'm stuck. Yeah. Oh
Oh
Well
I think we can you
Wait, you can teleport us. We tried to go the other side of this. Let's do far away from each other
I'm as up as I could be
You've got to be fucking my ass
You gotta be kidding me.
How did we fuck this?
There is no way.
Fuck!
Uh-oh, developer!
We need help.
There's no way. We just gotta drive this all.
Are you sure it's not about other players?
Are you sure it's not about other guys, not us?
No, I don't know it's us because the last time you got stuck I was next to you and I had to run away
I'm still gonna treat
What if you play what if one of us that we probably should just get I'm gonna
I'm going I'm gonna fix this
No, no, no, no, no, just like okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, I'm gonna fix this
I'm gonna fix this first I'm turning it to afternoon. It's too dark
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Secondly, second of, I'm gonna get it out of here.
I'm gonna get it out of here.
Don't you worry.
Give me one second.
Gotta figure out how to do that.
You give me one second here.
Oh, oh, I got it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What?
Do me next to me next to me next. I just couldn't tell what it is. Maybe some random
How did you can I prompt that? How'd you get to the screen?
I don't think I'm anywhere near you chief. I know but
Hold up. Let me let me see if I can get you here. Let me see if I can get you here
One moment. Give me one quick say let me see if I can get you here
Perfect.
Let me try Unstuck since you're not by me.
Will you try Unstuck, try Unstuck?
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Lash.
What's your name in game, Jack?
Oh, what?
What?
My real name?
Here we go.
I'm here.
Hey, we did it.
Fuck yeah.
God work.
I can't believe I figured that out so quick.
All right, let's proceed.
It's going pretty good.
All of the boys.
Hacker man's.
That's whatever a Hacker man can.
Hacker man does.
I'm a Rex.
I'm a dinosaur.
If we're such cool dinosaurs, I'll tell you,
no one's gonna beat us.
No one is gonna be able to beat us.
We are the best.
I just wanna be a full grown.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, trust me, live.
I'm gonna be filled with that B, that A, that Y.
We will be full grown T-Rexes in no time.
In no time.
It's two X-grows to be on the server.
We'll be T-Rexes in no time.
Oh, that's right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
with a dynamic duo
mee mee mee
fuck yeah
meee meeee
eeeeeeell
it's like I'm Batman and you're Robin
a wha
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No. I'm like
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Superman and you're like Batman
like Venezuela Batman
can I be Venezuela Superman?
No
No, no
I'm Venezuela Superman
No, you're American Superman
Oh
If I'll be American Superman you'd be Venezuelan Batman.
You see a power to get one free helicopter ride back to the United States.
That's a dinosaur running straight at us.
Right in front of us.
Or is that a sheep? Or is that a goat?
Wait, wait, wait. Is that a dinosaur?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a T-Rex.
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good.
This is one of our own kind.
T-Rex
Go attack, go attack, go attack
You can react now, so you can follow us
Hello?
Look at him
Alright, he's joining our T-Rex family!
Okay, fine
all right let's ride perfect mm-hmm hell yeah yeah sweet T-Rex family
Oh
You know you know you add to be more the group I think
You can't let him fuck me though, uh, we'll let him fuck you we'll let him fuck you okay, okay, okay?
Oh, you know you know we reached it. We reached it. This is the promised land
Oh
My god. Oh my god. How are they full grown?
Or tears media appear to us media appear
To us be to us meeting okay, I'm assuming that guy can hear me through my stream. So he's in the he's in the recs meeting as well
You should be a sir do a circle if you can hear me spin the circle
He's trying his hardest
Yeah, there's one of those a guy in that tree over there. We're you can go into trees
You see that no, I'm looking at your screen out
Right there! Look!
How-
Oh, Herrera?
Wait, here's the plan. Here's the plan, T-Rex. Listen. Here's the plan. Okay.
Fuck that guy in the tree. I don't know what he's doing, but the other two big guys-
We can-
They're chasing him and he's coming to us.
Oh, what the- No, that's T-Rex. He's part of our T-Rex family.
Oh, fuck!
Fuck that guy.
Run!
Oh, fuck!
Ah!
Goodbye, peanut!
Oh, fuck you, Naut!
You can't kill me, you kill me.
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me.
Oh my god, we're alive!
Hooray!
That went pretty good!
I'm gonna hide here for a second. Oh my god, I can't be done with life. I'm gonna live forever
All right, this is the plan. This is the plan track
I need you to spawn back in his directs and come to
the the place with the footprints, okay?
or
I'm not teleporting you that seating. No, no, no, you give me your coordinates like a spawn on you. Those are the coordinates
Well, you wait you can you can choose where to spawn I
Think I just won. Yeah, what do you mean?
What
Can I can I spawn on him chat? No spawn cooling only works for like the first like five seconds of the game. It goes away
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I can't I can't grab a spawn code
It's only early game once yeah once you die later on you guys just find me
Well, I'm gonna be in the circle with the footprints. You can find me easy
Mm-hmm. Okay. I mean Charlie this
Hope my other key rex family members are okay. Oh
I see the a I see
Dad I'm getting close to you
I
First in a line we're gonna live forever
Do I just fall by massive clip it didn't take any damage again. It's your fucking cheater
Fuck
This is going pretty good!
What on the...
oughta be crew?
I don't have a goblin on or anything, right?
Have I taken damage?
Recently?
Yeah, because I died in that robin.
I don't have any goblin on.
Yeah, I died, yeah, I died.
Yeah, I died, I literally died.
I am taking really lucky with these jobs ought to be cool
You see what?
No stamina loss either that's just some of this is I'm a baby give me some really use them up
ought to be cool
No, me boys. I'm really close to you P. I know they don't cuz I ran for literally two hours straight with the T-Rex
It's an engine server. Oh
Oh, do I have to go down these rocks? I don't know
Okay
Yeah, oh this one was yesterday with I did the shit there was my fork. I did the same drunk you did and I died
And I'm down a fork
I
Fuck some people just got it. I mean what guys hey
Hey, it's just got the moves. I saw some gentlemen just have the technique buddy
All right people are oh sevens of the chapters work
fuck I
Don't see the a anymore. I think someone ate my food
There's a lot of very scary sounds here
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh Mr. Fisher, I'm gonna find some wicked bad good odd bad!
Thank you, good chair.
If I don't follow him, I don't have no follow him, John.
I don't even know how to do that.
You've only seen everything I've done!
I
Test it out yet. No, thanks. No, thanks chief
Oh is it a board?
Oh, no, oh, that's oh, that's a rock
I'm so bored you come quickly come quickly quickly
I'm trying I'm not seeing any food
Oh this is one of my T-Rex brothers
Oh hello good chair
Oh another T-Rex brother
Nice.
You need to try to match your body.
I want to match your body.
In my stomach.
I'm looking for some boar.
Care to join me gentlemen
There we go
Hi, let's proceed let's proceed. No, we're not teleporting track. That's cheating. We're not using admin powers ever unless
Unless like the game if the games fall like when we got stuck in that thing
You know what she said your left click was making you jump.
P.I. have a tip.
You on stream said your left click was making you jump.
No I already think that.
See here's the thing.
You made that jump.
But I can't make it.
I'm at the top of the cliff.
Where?
Like where you fell off.
I don't.
You
How'd you get there so fast? Oh, there's two food things over there
We drunk we had we had
How I can't get to you
Oh, wait, you there's no other way down
No, I
Don't know how the hell you live that you guys slide you guys slide. Can you slide?
Okay, fuck it. We'll try to
OH SHIT!
BUTTING T-RECK FILLY RUN!
GO GO GO!
I did it!
GOOD WORK!
I did it!
Well, unfortunately I'm gonna die.
No, no, no, no, no.
OH MY GOD!
AHHHH!
You mother fucker, I just got here on my fourth try!
How are these guys so big?
This is ridiculous! How are they so big?
I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
I'm gonna go find food.
We just eat food, that's it. We just eat food to grow, and then we beg of the different else and we win.
Spon- Spon on me, spawn on me.
No, no, no, I-
We we give the spawn code
Yeah, it's the magic wand and your admin code
I'm not using avid powers you jackass. Let me see if I'm cheating
Spawn code copy to clipboard hold up. Hey, you actually have one sense it. Yeah
Yeah, I was I was telling you to do this. Oh, I'm already I'm gonna show a number
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me let me die. We die. I'm gonna kill myself
Oh
All right, okay
That was an epic power so I don't have a hard attack
There you go, I'm coming on it. Oh, it's my code invalid didn't work. Okay
We know this one code
I have two spawn codes
No, you sure you sure you piece of the rate. Yeah, I piece of it. Yeah
Yeah, I'm going to Valor has been used to be times kids like you find I'll be there in two days
I'm here to take it
Get some food get some food kill kill seven four. I so I'll be right there
Holy shit, I see about 7,000 crocodiles. Okay. All right, okay
Perfect perfect
Perfect. Oh, you know, I think you're on like the most south edge part of the map
I mean with the whole service having powers
No way, no, no, no, that's not right because our names are yellow the chat. There's or not. Yeah. No, they don't no they do not
Follow me boys
I'm coming on over I'll be there momentarily. Don't you worry?
You see if I get some food on the way so I'm bigger when I get there
All right, I cannot follow me clue
Oh
No me boys
I mean people in your family right now. Well zero we died
Now it'd be zero. Oh, it'd be zero to Jack. Yo, I was hoping I could get deep into the force then do some boom
Wham, boom left right left right tricks on that guy, but then I ran into a tree and I died
That'll happen
That'll happen.
That will happen!
That'll happen, boys!
There's nothing to eat, anyways.
That zone over there.
That's where the food ends.
The zone I don't see food right before I died. I saw two symbols. You know stand still and hold down cue for 30 seconds
They you'll see to I saw two food things when I was there
I before I got a bullet right in
back from the Santa rounds
Oh
You some yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, not to we need that that be the a the Y
Oh fuck.
LVAY.
LVAY? Bones and Chickalings? Perfect.
Perfect.
You might have to look for them yourself.
I found tons of rabbits out on those islands.
Okay, oh gosh, really?
I googled it yesterday apparently the fastest way to grow as a t-rex is eat until you appear. Oh
Okay
What I'm getting any bones. Oh
Oh
Wee
Don't kill me! I know the owner! Don't kill me! Please!
If you hear me up here on the street, stop it!
Oh my god, he's gonna fucking kill me. Sir, stop that.
Oh my fucking god, I got you.
Damn!
I'm reporting him.
Report that motherfucker right now!
Alright, okay.
This is not going well, I'm not going to lie to you.
We kind of suck at this.
The kindest suck?
Not going to lie. Should we just be seratisoresis when we grow really fast?
Let's do that. Let's do that. Let me kill myself.
Let's spawn again. We'll do two seratisoresis and we'll be able to kill everyone.
okay yeah can you kill me too yeah I can kill you yeah I can kill you oh let's
let's do oh that sounds like a better plan than what we're doing oh where should
we be in aloe we aloe is there a disorder I don't know
I just killed you no problem I just killed myself
alo alo alo alo alo alo all right we're gonna do we do alo team we're gonna win
the game and kill everyone you be a female the mail I'm using I'm seeing
You want to run out
You go cheap on there
I'm here. Okay, we're lucky.
Yo, I come on in, come on in. We're back.
Come on over, team. Come on over.
Oh yeah, are we allows?
Oh yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good, okay.
All right, but now we need bore, deer, and goat.
I've literally still never seen a goat ever in my timeline.
That's where do goat spawn and what do they look like?
You just ask what a goat looks like?
like a goat word makes chief okay they're seeing up in the highlands
at the place with the tracks it's a place with the tracks is it tracks the
Highlands no no I should we just go there that's the only place I want to go
this is the Highlands there are no AI hey Gribble if you can read it literally
says 65 AI in the top right of my screen and literally all times it's two
numbers there's no way you can't count to 65
65 best 60 65 best that you tell me 65 that's a fierce counter that you tell
match up this counter no it's not this is not AI does it doesn't cause a fire
myself I think those are the highlands when we go to the highlands first and
then we'll look for goats there look at chat do you is everyone here high who
who do you think I've been talking to this whole time?
Oh, bad Chad.
We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not.
We're on the street, we're not, we're not, we're not,
we're not, we're not, we're not.
I've not seen a single-faced drag, see?
No face.
Told you.
Check and mate, check and mate, check and mate, buddy.
I've literally seen them on the on the sniffing list though
and we'll find it we'll find it all right let's do the same we're going I think
those are the highlands that thing with the the two palm trees or the twisty
palm trees and those are the those are the highlands right there you see that
Yeah, I'm literally my mind. We're really close to
Had to eat my comrade to survive
Don't have it that'll happen
And it'll happen
That is sanctuary. Okay, so highlander just doesn't exist because those are the only two symbols
Okay, so I said we just big one what are you a high you want to go sanctuary or the
moment the feet I
Think sanctuary is closer, you know
Yeah, I'm gonna go six for sure
Follow me boys. How much is the west part of the map?
You want me to whip out my dino compass?
No, man. The peak is north. So oh, yeah, we owe you a piece north. Oh, yeah, we never eat soggy waffles
Ways are that way
Towards the other one anyways, we'll hit this one first if I just went through another
Single second of water. Yes. Fuck this swamp. Oh my god. Oh
My god, it's just more swamp
No, no, follow me follow me follow me. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna put a good. I'm going I'm going
Wait for you
Oh
My god, it's all water
Wait a minute
No, there's definitely something by this I there's definitely so I don't know what it is
But I hear in the water back in the water back in the water close. We're very close. We're very close
But whatever that thing is it's gonna close you
I'm I can't see since I'm just gonna look at the thing at the top and go straight to our jet
I'm doing the same thing
All of me
We're getting close, we're getting close.
You're getting very close, very close, very close.
I'm starving, Bowls.
You better get to hunting.
I'm sure there's things on the server.
That AI number at the top right has got to be something.
Oh, we're very close.
We're very close.
Very close.
All right, we're on the road again.
Still can't see anything.
I'm pretty sure I can change the brightness of night time. Did I do that?
Yeah, I don't think anyone in the server can see shit
myself included
Is that writer a
Little bit. It's almost daytime though. I mean, I just max it out. I just max it out. I don't think I did anything
I don't think I did
perfect
No, the reason I see one AI someone a for you so what is a one?
Let me make sure this doesn't say your night brightness. I said at the max
Okay
We get close
Like how the admin panel is extremely well built out yet the rest of the game is not
Like, AWK Survival Ascended has been out for like...
Since the invention of the wheel.
And it's Adam and Penel's ass.
Oh, I have a panel.
Nah, actually, I wanna trust myself with that.
Yeah, I wanna trust myself.
Alright, okay.
Are we made it to the...
The sanctuary or whatever the state?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the- the- the screen-
There's bees!
Yeah, I tried biting a nest and it didn't work.
Wait, can we eat bees?
can you eat bees? Nope, if you're herbivore. Herbivore. There's blood here. There's some
blood. We'll shove it over there. We'll do a quick shift. I'm not sheeted of food. Nothing.
Yeah, we need bones. We need bones. I said we're going for the bones. Yeah. Yeah, well,
no, I said we're still good. Yeah. Boats right here with these bonds. So let's go. Let's
go down here. Let's go down here.
Yes, yes, what what what what what sorry sorry sorry sorry, I thought I was rude
well
Hey, would that lead it? It's baseball. It's baseball. It's me. Oh
The boards are right there
They're in the water
They're in the water we
Jack if something killed something in the water, I don't know if our first inching to be to jump in the water
$100 in this game. Who do you think killed the thing?
I'm sipping again, I'm sipping I
See you over those two meats. Oh BB BB BB. I see real food
And an A and an A. Oh, you said you said no go go
this is our moment this is our chance strike we're gonna be massive oh we
said move tree move yeah I like tree
Who's that?
That's a T-Rex!
We have to kill him!
Yeah, beat his ass!
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
I don't know he's in the water he's in the water
There he is!
Yeah!
You see him?
I'm killing him I'm killing him I'm killing him
There's another one watch out there's another one watch out behind you behind you
He's another one, watch out, there's another one, watch out behind you, behind you.
What are you doing?
That's our guy, that's our guy.
Is that an halo?
He's an halo right there.
He's dividing into the crew.
Divide into the crew.
Divide him.
Are you the leader?
No, no, you are, you are, you are, you are.
Oh, let's go!
I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the.
I'm gonna bleed, I gotta heal up real quick.
Let me sniff again and make sure our food is still here
Wait with our food go
There's something else here there's something else here there's something big here. Oh, you oh, it's an awesome
Invite him okay
I think pretty big three oh so those guys join one and join us
You know, I appreciate you to pull the organs out for it to give you the B, A, and Y.
Oh, how do you do that?
You press G, right?
You press G.
It should rip an organ out.
No more organs, eh?
Uh-oh.
Well, I'm not eating any of this.
Oh, I got some, I got something.
I got like a eyeball or something.
Here we go.
Nice.
He's taking his sweet time.
I don't think they did anything.
You gotta find that B.A. and Y.
Fuck these guys.
Oh, there it is! Aira here!
Wait.
It's something right
Yeah, oh here it is this up on the ground this is the BA and why right here
Do you how I get it you see it?
And the idea to pull it out of the bank. Oh, yeah, I'm getting a I'm getting a
More area
I
Don't know what's going on something here is what we need something got me sick. Oh
Yeah, I'm sick too. That's fine. That's fine. We're supposed to get sick being sick is good
We don't water. No, no, don't see nothing. I eat nothing. All right. Come on out of storage for me. Follow me
Now we go this way
Oh my god, you're on my peanut, huh?
We just have fixed in my bleed
Had to keep wallowing in it
We had to keep wallowing in it to fix my bleed you walls some more one more quick wallow
Be quick wallow
We lay down for a second, it's our bleed.
And look at our Alishua's family.
Look at us.
Nobody's stopping us. No one is stopping us.
We're invincible. We are invincible.
Hey, let me start sniffing. Let me see if I can find some more food for us.
Eat my Alishua's family.
I'm gonna see a lot of food here. I should be going to the footsteps lands into mom
Michael Jackson lead us to food
What? Oh, MJ, hey. Oh. Oh. Okay, okay, gotcha, okay, gotcha, okay.
Let's get a move on. It's fast. We have a rapid dehydration clause on right now.
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We want to be sick. Okay, we want to be sick.
That way, your food goes down super fast and then you just drink some water
and then you can eat more shit. I'll tell you, you want to,
You want to throw up like five times and then you can get big really quick. I read it on Google
You really Google this shit
Yeah, I want to be massive nerd nerd or me a huge die now
I'll be cool
But food we eat we're gonna find we're gonna find food in the in the footsteps area
You
Jack, how you doing? I'm good. How are you? Don't go there peanut. Wait. Why not? That's all the food is MJ
Stop for aloe
No, they're wrong. We got to go there. That's all the food is
100% we're gonna go there. Mm-hmm. He said it's a migration zone
No, no, I know there's food there. That's right found food yesterday on Gigi server
There was tons of deer and rabbits.
MJ Lockheed, man.
You lock it in, MJ.
Lock it in.
Food is everywhere.
It's a crocodile!
You're right.
It's a baby one.
Do we kill it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck him.
Let's fucking eat it.
I'll enjoy his family charge!
I'll leisurely walk!
We'll kill it. We'll eat this. We'll eat this. We should wait for our sickness to go down.
There you go. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. You hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Oh, you hit me.
You hit me. I died. I died, Pete. I did. Yeah, when I say charge, I kind of do like
everyone but us charge. Just for views or everything.
then I thought we were going straight in to war right there.
I kind of mean everyone but I'm sorry.
Do you have time out?
Gotta let them do the hard work and then we'll feast on the reward.
You know what I mean?
Since you baited me, you know he's back.
Get that teleport button.
I'm not using every command, buddy.
I'm so far.
We will meet you in the footsteps land.
Okay, go to the footsteps land, see you there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Tracks always dead in every game.
I'm minimizing your chat.
Can I kinda hurt?
Hey, don't hurt me, I'm just here for some food.
Here, eat Tracks body.
Don't bite me.
Get your foot, quick bite.
No, by me, just give a quick back here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
He's doing it. He's doing it. He don't eat him. You'll get sicker, right?
not yet eat me yeah how did you miss oh we kill them
I
Grab the organs
Here we go, there we go. Oh, no, no, we eat no we eat. I'll be fish
I don't like Jack's body keeps flinging everywhere
There we go. I got intestines. Score!
We're doing pretty good.
Come on out of the sword family, follow me.
We're going to the footsteps lands.
I found a deer.
Yep.
Told you.
What did I say?
I told you.
I think, I think, you know I'm a little bad with animals.
Well, it's an animal, right?
It could be a dinosaur though,
because it's a dead dinosaur next to it.
Oh, I threw up.
Okay, well, I guess we don't know yet.
Oh, my egg, what up?
Little bit of water.
Oh there.
MJ, where do we get food then?
Where do we get food?
I have a map.
I love you, I'm following you, chief. I'm following you. You take us to the promised land.
That's right.
What are you boys filming?
I'm just bringing us to some food.
We're going kind of a way, like to the right.
We're going east, we're going east right now.
I
Don't know how to get you to eyes so I give you my coordinates you put it in the map once
Well, yeah, what once you get to you give me your coordinates. Oh, we got you. Okay. Yeah
Actually things are going pretty good
I'm already at 37% things are going great
Oh, every tree meat.
Oh, MG took me.
Damn it.
I'm going to master this.
Okay, something.
Damn it, MG!
You fooled me!
Oh my god get me out of the swamp get me out of the swamp
I have to pop a six million light.
Hold up, I have to pop a six million light.
We would say I have to pop a six million.
I made a friend.
Okay, good to go.
Meet a friend yeah, hey first time for everything
Good work team
You should make me stop for tomorrow. I got one kiosk. I'm gonna make MJ. Hey staff. He sounds like he's he's a pretty cool
I know
He's pretty cool guys or it sounds like you can handle it
We got a couple good people like
Juana mm-hmm
Drupy message me on Twitter so it would help if anything. Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, I'm down to do dead dude
Drupy by the droopies in the server
But I look when I every time I look up your name and have it commands on you. I see Drupy. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm like a droopy nabbin. I'll make MJ hand admin and then and then they can just
Watch out for stream time
Okay, we'll deal with that later miss MJ. Hey, we'll deal with that later. Let's get to the food
I
Called you a wall not the bush alive
The force your wife now you were east right we're going east
Southeast but we're going southeast southeast copy
Hey MJ
I wouldn't put your discord in the fucking chat for the whole stream can see it see
Yeah, he goes he's in bugs
It'll be crew all of you boys
Oh
No, I'd say we're doing pretty good. I know we've died two or three or
Five six seven times, but I think overall we have some good allosaurus and we've got a bright allosaurus a future ahead of us
don't hack me please I would have put you I want to put that the chat see
follow me boys
I can't believe it.
Well, Mr. MJ, he knows what he's doing.
It's a master allosaurus.
Master of deception?
and my Alasdair, okay.
I think I'm a little bit of whiskey following a date.
I mean, whoopsie.
A quick Alasdair's nightcap.
What happened? What happened to you?
I jumped from about 250 feet into the water
thinking I'd be okay and I died.
This is a minecraft.
Chief.
Mark.
The quick same break, quick same break.
All right, I'll report to the whiskey.
We bought some whiskey. Yeah, I love this game. I love the game. This game is so cool
Where we were were allows, right? Yeah, we're Alice Rollins. We're Alice
All right me and MJ, we're going to the promised land any questions you got for this game? No, no
Oh, wait, wait. Oh, no, I don't have a spot code anymore
I'm just gonna go south. What oh shit. Oh, I'm gonna die. I need food ASAP
No, you're looking pretty peace to yourself, MG
Just keep that option open and take it a fucking move on I'm I'm starting here
Move, brother! Move! Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust.
Get out of here! Shoo!
Oh
CPT Screech sent ASA with a Pfizer and miss poopy pants soon. Please Lord nut. Oh
How's per baby?
Party McButt Lord sent sometimes I eat something salty and I'm licking inside your sexy little shell dimples then my pants get shorter
Oh my god.
Sood get out of here!
Get out of here right now!
Auto B boys.
Oh wait, where'd you go?
Oh, I'm here but I die.
I got no stamina and no food.
So my stomach ain't blinking red just yet, but let's...
But, uh...
To say I would do what I must do...
To survive!
Survival of the fittest, MJ!
Survival of the fittest!
So that's how it has to be, that is how it has to be.
I
Back are you finding a way over to me? Yep. Hey, you don't you looking for food?
Yeah, I'm like kind of prioritizing that while going to you
Now I'm gonna starve to death. You're about to kill it in here
If you die, I have a spawn code. Okay. Sounds good. I
I think I might have to take a quick mount on MJ.
Just a quick bite, just a little nibble.
Just a little nibble.
Yeah, it's a spot here.
OK, we'll keep looking for the eye when we kill MJ.
I want to stay on MJ.
See if you can find some food.
I'm going to start sniffing.
Hey, oh, there's some food right here.
MJ, MJ, right here, right here.
You said you said
You might have to bum on the AI, I'm just worried that it might cause lag
It probably will yeah chap what's like the average AI at permap?
Well, they fight on Oaks. I don't know
Yeah guys we tomorrow will be able to have a ton of AI because we're switching the server to a massive super powerful ring
This is ever is like a temporary weak server
Oh, there's food right here. Food right here. I see it. Right here. Right here. What is
that? Is that MJ? That's a crocodile. That's it.
What are they doing to my boy?
What the fuck?
What are they doing to him, Jay?
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
MJ he laid his life down on the line for us on this day
On this day
It's a good man that is a good man
You should see it they were just carried him J away. Yeah, I was watching that was awesome
Where are you?
Is this now a source?
What dinosaur are you?
What time is it?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's not, okay, we're good, okay, good.
Okay.
Okay, we're good, oh, he's not, he's not, we're good, we're good.
We're good boys, we're good, we're good.
I can't believe that crocodile just killed MJ.
Oh my God.
Holy, that's an out of source, too.
Welcome to the Femuroo.
I did get that cool fish I didn't get that cool fish pal
Now, let's do those divin'.
There's some left over face right over there.
If you're hungry.
The MJ saved me, he's a hero.
Wow.
He's a hero.
What's that over there?
What's that symbol?
What's that symbol right there?
Do you think one of them?
I'm still just picturing I'm taking
I'm trying to lay by the alligator.
Hahaha.
I'm taking it!
Get up boys!
Where'd he go?
There he is! There he is! There he is!
Go go go
I got you watching it. I'm going to watch it
There's their
Lock him.
He's rushing.
He's right back here.
Get his ass!
Oh, I'm out of stab.
Damn it.
Oh my goodness.
Get him, boys, get him!
That guy's a quick little bugger.
Wait, oh he's killin' it, he's killin' it, Alistair's baby!
You get your hands off of him!
Damn, he's fast.
He's a quick one, he's a quick one!
We gotta protect our own boys, we can't let that chicken start killin' off our babies!
Oh, see that jackass is again!
Oh, oh!
He's so fast!
Yeah!
Damn it!
you got lucky this time chicken you got lucky this time
okay to make another lap I'd say to come back to this territory again raptor
spread out on the beach raptors spread out in the beach lay down in books and
hide you will come back you will come back
look at him he's mean-mongered us over there he knows he has us beat
Duck where you at?
You know are you are you at the salvage point of the map? Where's that beach at it?
Yeah, I'm at the salvage point of the map. Okay. Okay. I'm going on one there
I have a book here for you to read your first one
We're getting this chicken we are getting this chicken
The most I've been part of the map
Come come to us come to us you're gonna protect the little ones
We need the chicken up to not the middle of the sources. I don't have a little out of source. Mama's hungry. Oh shit
Oh shit, I'm thinking of you just died
I've been running
Do we definitely need more AI 100%
hundred and fifty percent. Let me fix my guy. Let me see if he's still away.
Oh! Oh! He says the server is doing great. Oh! And he's still away! Perfect! Hey, hey,
would you mind, um, what do you guys think? Tripling? Tripling the AI? Or do you
have too much for the server? My server guy said server is doing to- Oh my
God the chicken knew I was reading that and oh my God the chicken was watching
the stream knowing I was reading that
don't you fuck you mr. take it
this time best enough this time
I've got bigger fish to fry hold on let me figure out this several things
Fuck you, Mr. Chicken!
The server man says the server is doing totally fine and full, I think we can handle 300 players.
Okay, what about this?
What about this?
Let's do, let's bump the players up from 150 to 200, and triple the AI.
Does that sound good?
Okay, let's do that.
Okay, alright, oh he says he's on it, he says he's on it, he says he's on it.
Okay, he says he's on it.
You said you saw it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That is the past also just remove the password also just remove the password password is anything.
anything. Actually, yeah, yeah, we moved past it. Oh wait, actually, well, don't remove
the password because there's a fake one that's the exact same name as ours. Wait, keep the
password, keep the password, keep the password. What's the password? Must be a cop, right?
FUN CHICKEN, SIR!
You won't do another run past this again, Mr. Chicken. That's right.
Fuck, Mr. Chicken.
I'm gonna do a safe logout
so Mr. Chicken doesn't spot him before us and kill us.
Okay, okay, okay.
Very good.
Guys, other sources, do a safe log out.
Safe log out.
All source family, safe log out.
Safe log out.
I swear to God, Mr. Chicken.
Is that him?
Damn it!
And chicken will rule the day!
When I come back here, I'm murdering that thing!
Okay, I'm good. Okay, I'm good.
Rock, rock, okay.
Mr. Server Man?
Go ahead, go ahead, rip it, go ahead, rip it.
Go ahead, rip it, chief.
I just got to you, Peter!
You'll spawn in where you are at, you dumbass!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
man rip it rip it okay safe log out oh I just hit log out that's fine as long as
you don't get hit for like 60 seconds you say that chicken that's chicken and
chicken I'm not leaving this beach until his corpse is ripped in half in front
I will devour his organs one by one I will pick his body apart lay it out for my allosaurus family my entire family will eat
every one of them will die at my table on that chicken's corpse
tell ya
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm death to that chicken death to that chicken
alright mr. silver man you might text me when it's when it's ready to go
Okay, go ahead.
This is good.
We're increasing the player count from 150 to 200, and we are tripling the number of AI.
That's a good idea.
Five next AI.
We will up the AI a ton tomorrow when we switch the server to the crazy computer,
computer, but for tonight, the server is...
TAKE THIS LINE OR SUFFER MY CURSE.
Hey?
But for tonight, the server is on a weak computer, so it can't really handle a whole bunch.
Tomorrow we're moving into a much stronger computer, much stronger computer, so we'll be able to...
Head x DAI if we need to.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hmm
I'm not telling you the password until I'm safe the inside
I don't I don't know what Lincoln just said me server guy, but I'll take that out late as unless I have to turn it on right now
Change your outfit. No, this is the closest what I got to a dinosaur
We'd track where turkey's around at these four times.
Oh, no, I think they came around like doing things giving.
Oh, yeah. No, that makes sense. Yeah.
Okay. So I was like, when was that?
That was like, November.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Well, this is still the closest thing I can do to a dinosaur until I have a real dinosaur outfit.
Let me log out and give you that chicken.
Wait, oh, wait.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna take a quick pee pee.
I'll be right back.
I did a little bit too much, but all of the people start to rise, start to rise, I
Hey my keys, I lost my phone.
Phone, phone, phone, phone.
I'm going to go take a pee.
I have returned and I've put it away a little too early.
see. Okay, server's coming back up, server's coming back up.
Hey, Mr. Jack. Oh, yeah.
Well, you're not Stephen, right? Because I've been not viewed
my mind whenever I talk to my bugulators, because I think
you're not Stephen. No, no, no, I was watching baseball.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, you let me know if you start
streaming so I can stop doing that.
You get
you know, you watch baseball at all?
Oh, hey, no, actually. Oh, no, I don't watch any sports.
I don't watch these much. I totally get it though, because last like two weeks ago I was rooting for Max Hallway and I felt like in the arena with him.
You know what I'm talking about? I don't know. I just love video games. So every time I do anything that's hobby-related I just play video games.
It's kind of like video games. Like Cooler.
Well, yeah, but like
I would bet it is cool. You can gamble on it. I would love to gamble if I beat the energy is electric
It's fun
Oh, you would love you
Remember when we beat Canada and hockey that was cool. Yeah. Yeah, and you guys beat him in baseball in this tournament
Oh, yeah, yeah, and we beat him in baseball
It's right.
Did Venezuela have baseball?
Yeah, so USA made it to the final last night
and Venezuela just made it to the final today
so we play each other tomorrow.
Hey!
Don't do it.
No way?
Did the president come to the game?
No, he was busy.
Oh, he was busy?
Yeah, probably, yeah.
Probably busy.
He was busy.
Yeah, probably busy.
You guys are a big favorite with that one.
Sometimes the American president comes to like games
and stuff, that's how I was wondering.
I'm just kind of steals from his people and then gets inducted
She's the double wabba combo, huh?
Double wabba combo
Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Oh
Let's proceed let's proceed this proceed
The burp peanut your dino has arms and legs and you downed
Zero out of 420 players. I don't see that
There's no way oh, I see it oh
My god, I do whatever that is find out who ever made that seven find him find him now
You don't see that
Yeah, I see it. I thought you read it from your chat.
No, that's sort of from the list.
Oh, there we go. There's ours.
I'm coming on the end.
Let me do it on your end so I can release the password.
Give me one second.
Loading assets.
I
Am
And what you I mean, okay the password is
Literally anything you type in the box. We couldn't figure out how to make a real fast man. All right. Good luck
Okay, I'm at the beach
This is only a five AI
Okay, you know, I'm stuck in midair
I'm in a six AI I
Think I think they're they're hatching they're hatching they're hatching hatching
Where's that fucking chicken at don't go in the fucking forest. I just got here. I'm seeing them. It's a piece
Say you do you do that? No, I'm gonna do a one yellow movie. Okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on over the water
I'm over some like big rocks little
Let me turn up my gamma little dude dark in here
Yeah, everything kind of looks washed out for some reason what's going on
It's a time of day. I just don't really know any time of day that would turn everything black and white
What is this music?
You're pretty sick. I'm already on it. Oh
I've got my Alasdair's family here, I know how this was family
Ain't over here
This is Jack
This is being my record family
Mm-hmm
Don't don't know rough house in no rough house in kids
Bedtimes at eight not eight thirty eight forty five now when you finish your last call of duty game
eight
I'm gonna roar for you. Okay
come on over didn't hear that oh okay let me go back over here see if I can
hear the roar I'm directly south by the way as far south as you can go I do it
I'm already over it over here.
The war with the family war!
Send me your steam ID if you want whitelist.
You didn't hear that?
Morgan?
The steam ID is the numbers, it's not your link to your steam.
I'm going to roll over and tell you to go.
Okay, I'm boring, I'm boring, I'm boring.
How do you hear that one?
We're all born together!
Fuck!
Yeah, hey server man by the way, there's only 150 people limit so hopefully the AI stuff changes well
Well, hopefully the AI stuff changed as well, I don't know if it did.
You can refill the AI?
Really?
Is there an admin thing?
Do you want to refill my screen?
Is there an admin thing for AI?
Oh yeah, control, here we go.
Toggle AI spawning.
Enable AI.
Okay, well I think I've already enabled.
wait hold up oh wait you know I can't I don't know how to do any of that
big jack you roar oh wait I'm trying to go to the most south point that I can
That's good around this rock. Is that you hear that? No
Who's that oh fuck oh fuck
They account didn't save at 200 it didn't get saved after the last restart not sure why but it will be next
We start however the AI was updated three acts. We're good. We're good. We're good
Boys don't tomorrow will update the play account to 400 tomorrow when the when the rig is better
Where you at Jack? Yeah, I'm at the southern most point of the map
And I don't see you but I'm starving. I'm starving. I'm gonna roll over time
No, the beach just seems to be a really big beach.
Is Drax though?
No.
It's a really big beach.
I'm not shinching any food.
Who but the teardrop?
Doesn't that mean what?
What the hell?
There's guys fucking my ass!
That looks like I found my food.
I'm murdering this motherfucker.
Kill him.
Kill that piece of shit right now.
Gotcha!
There we go. Eat up, palace force family. Eat up.
Eat up, palace force family. Eat up!
There we go.
There's something, something.
You gotta heal this bleed.
Where the hell are you?
I'm at the beach.
I'm gonna roll one more time. Here you go.
Nope. Perfect. Perfect.
Here we go.
A little bit of healing. A little bit of healing.
Oh, there's two other ones over there too.
There's another one too.
Who are all these guys?
I'm on an island wait
Yeah, yeah, I see everything on his screen I'm seeing but I don't like it's not on mine
No way someone just be $50 for a whitelist. I'm not whitelist to you
For what it's worth I love the dyno content as much as the art content folksy likes man
Okay. That's a good super chat right there. That's a good super chat. That's a good super chat.
Hey, Mr. Modern, my boyfriend's a boy. Good man. Good. Ah, man.
Lelugabugascent. Mr. Nut. I just want to know that I eat multiple bags of trail mix a day, just to know what it feels like to have you in my mouth. I love you.
I would find it not killing my family that would be great sir that would be great I'd
like those guys and I would not like to have that happen now.
Follow me crew.
Let's see.
We got to get some more food.
There's 32 AI so far.
There should be a little bit of food somewhere.
You keep it coming, Drag.
You keep it coming.
I'm trying.
Hold on, am I 50% yet?
Oh, if I can find another 50% I'll assume
I can have sex with them and then spawn you in.
I'm at 37.
Oh, you're mutation.
Oh
You want to have sex with me so we can spawn you in
Um
No, but if I find you you just have sex
Fuck yeah, hell yeah
I'm the um, wait, where's the cock genital? Oh, there it is cock genital hyperalgia
Here we go perfect
Oh, hey, no rough housing! Hey, no rough housing! No rough housing!
See that little bug that fucking bit me?
What an asshole what a piece of shit
Hmm
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I kind of can see where you're at hold on now. Yeah
Okay, you're really close to the board. Okay, so I'm
I'm temporarily infertile.
So you can't roar?
No, I can't roar.
I just roar.
Do you hear it?
Okay, I think you're on the other side of this forest.
Good, good.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
I should get my beating fixed and then we're good to go.
Yeah, AI's going up, 44.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Look at that, I just, I just can't hear it.
What the hell are you throwing up on me?
Yeah!
Don't worry boys.
I got us dinner.
Eat up boys eat up!
Eeeeyyyyere!
There we go. There we go good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Right. By the way I lost the power to leap now that I'm a big Alasaurus.
We can leap?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we couldn't leave not anymore. Oh like when you attack, okay, yeah, right click. Yeah, we lost the right click ability
I'm not a starved dad no, I gotta get a move on. Yeah, you gotta find food. Go find food. I'm just like looking at your trees. Yeah
No food here
Come on Alex, where's family come on come on boys come on boys
We go towards this water drop. I don't know what it is
It's blood but means a person or a dinosaur
I
Look at them all look at them all
Get a ball there it'll be to found it
I know I love the salad George family just FYI know if my stomach turns red I'm
I'm eating one of you
All right, let's have a playa.
Fight across the river we go.
All of you boys.
All of you gentlemen.
You are whitenessing.
Rogue, you still haven't seen me a thing, so...
You can do that.
The ones are all dead here.
He said he did.
Yeah, I know he said he did.
I mean, what he said, he was linked to a beautiful steam page.
Let me tell you it's beautiful.
Wow, that is a beautiful steam page.
What I need is the ID.
But I will say your steeping is very beautiful, sir. Very beautiful.
I'm gonna be cute.
It is not a D1, I'll be sure.
It is also not your steeping, my dee.
Huh?
All right let's see here. There it is. Okay.
Now you see here.
There's some blood right here.
There's an animal next to the blind.
I'm about to start to death. I'm gonna die. I cannot lose all this progress.
Where'd the drop go? Where'd it go? Where'd it go? I'm here! Is this you? What's up?
Oh my god, you're huge. Yeah, I'm about to start to death. Is this you next to me?
Yeah, I'm right next to you. You're right.
Oh, except for this invite.
Okay, my stomach is red.
Your stomach is red?
Yep.
Hold on now. Get away from me.
Oh.
So anyway, I should have blasted.
So anyway,
you feel it's getting from the front.
You feel it's getting from the back.
Bob
Yeah, I will the best survival of the finish
We got good food right now we have to get food right now. Yeah, I'm so pretty empty. I'm very empty
I know everybody tell me not to go to this footprint place. I'm telling you that is where I found so many AI
Let's just go there. I mean I mean I mean you other little Alice words you stay with us in case we get really
in case. Just in case. Just in case.
Auto B boys. I got to swim across to them a little guy.
It's okay. I'll just go out up across.
I'm pretty big. I've been working out. Thanks for noticing.
You're huge. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
Oh, like, no, no, no.
Dad said the same thing last night.
uh... spitting on his back calling my little lamb
follow me clue
dad
gave his doubt i don't know what's not
i don't know why i said lamb i just thought of the first fucking word
i heard lamb
lamb?
good enough good enough
I couldn't think of a word that would have done this in the first place in the game to
buy.
He's got the servers, but the game is down.
Nah.
Eeeeeee!
That's true, that's true.
Lion Lion went to buy it.
The whole game is down, it actually is.
Jack, wait, turn right.
Okay, okay, the server is still running.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I was wondering.
Yeah, I think we back out with F.
Yeah, we just don't do that I'm gonna do a quick save
There's lovely music
And we have no food we're gonna die we're actually gonna die I cannot lose all this progress
We need food. Oh
My god, I'm on a statement. There's no way. There is no way. I need you to forge ahead
Look for food quickly.
Go on, go on, go on.
I appreciate it.
There was so many buggerlies, the actual full game brush.
Fuck yeah.
Motion, Tweet.
That's motion!
Stop telling him to eat me, please!
It took me 45 minutes to get here.
You might convince him.
Well, I mean,
it's either you or me, chief.
I'm choosing me.
I'm getting away.
There's 71 AI. The most AI I've seen over there yet, I believe. We should be able to
find something. My stomach is completely empty. I don't even see the sliver. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
We can move.
My stamina is so low too.
I can't move at all.
I'm going to die.
Maybe we need to do like 10 X the AI
or something.
Dude, I'm telling you, I ran for 45 minutes.
I didn't see a single thing.
Damn.
Yeah, I mean we need a 10-X it
Shit
Fuck it. Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna die if we don't rip it server man. Rip it 10 XE ai server man rip it rip it
10 X the max AI as well
Okay, he ripped it he ripped it service service me sorry service me sorry
Okay, okay, we're ripping it. We're ripping it. We're ripping it. There's no AI out here. I don't know what's going on
We're ripping it
Okay, okay, we should okay we did we come back in we should have some AI somewhere
Don't we start the game is down
I
Was that yeah, dear you saw here maybe hold on I
I servers already got it. He would go spying the game
Shits
Right
Unofficial servers official sucks
Chief this is my server I
Don't know. I don't know how you think I'm changing the amount of AI to 10x on an official server
Eat drag I
Got kicked out. Oh, okay. Okay. Let's go back up. Come back up. Come back up. Okay. We 10x the AI
AI, the 10x the number of AI,
you see the servers coming back online,
hope this does not lag that much.
Okay, that's fine.
I'd rather lag a little bit than starve to death.
I agree.
I think that's fair, I think that's fair.
You gotta sort this out, great game, but zero prep.
Yeah, I know, I know boys, I know.
By tomorrow we'll have this thing.
This is kinda like the test day.
This is kind of like the test day.
This is the test day.
Tomorrow, we're putting on a new rig.
We've got, we're making all these changes.
It's gonna be perfect tomorrow.
This is kind of like the test day.
I say it's going pretty good.
Yeah, not too shabby.
I think they were running about the game being done.
Yeah, official number said it's ever.
Scaredy-gall frequencies.
What?
I'll tell you.
That's a forbidden potion.
I see the error, but I'm hoping...
And by ignoring it
We can get into the game and be fine
Dracking you should try to be starting the game and I should try not restart the game see which one works
Okay
Oh, mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
This is the one we always play a big suit I just wanted to really get a full-sized out
I would start ripping people apart. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna see if I can figure out
Voice comms if there's like proximity voice chat. I'm gonna see we can put that in there
There is I would love to be a full-grown alo chasing a guy that's fond in six and a half minutes ago
It would be the best it would be the best that is gonna be the best
I'm still not see it. How's me start going
My girlfriend hates when I watch your stream at night because you scream so much. Let's try to keep it down chief
Well, maybe if she screamed a little more you pay attention to her a bit more
I'd like to say that that was too far. I'm so sorry that I guys I was too far
That was too far. That was too far. That was too far. That was too far. That was too far. That was too far. That was too far.
That was too far. That was too far. That was too far. Sorry. Too far. Sorry. Too far.
I'm sorry, I'm too sorry, I'm too sorry, too sorry, uhmmm.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
That's just where we're here.
Sing, sing.
Sing, sing, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, wait, wrong.
All right, how's it working?
How's the result working, Chief?
Nope, still here.
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
I've never seen this happen before.
I don't know what to do in a situation like this.
Sir, I think you crashed the game.
I think we crashed the game.
I think we might have done that.
I hope she poofs.
The server says,
oh yeah, Mr. Server man, I think the whole game is down.
I think the server is working fine.
It needs the whole game.
Oh, you know what?
Sometimes games like this,
we don't have an idea, I have an idea.
Sometimes games like this,
like arc survival ascended,
when the lobby is broken,
we'll add a way to direct connect to it by IP.
Like through the steam server thing so you can bypass the broken lobby and go right into the server
Well, no, no, no, no, you know you don't give it your IP we get the IP
Oh, we get their IP we get that we get will we get the server's IP and then we join it directly instead of going to the lobby
Yeah, you go to steam and go to the top left there's like a like a server list that you can join through there
You don't do that, what are you talking about, you don't do that?
What do you mean?
You leak the IP, guys, it's not leaking the IP, you give the IP when you join the server.
Your computer gets the IP anyways, it's not a leak.
You saw your game with Jackie, you see me start my game.
I just heard of mine, nothing happened.
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna fix anything.
Oh, here, I'll be sure to get.
Oh.
I, I...
Oh, God, I was almost to the footstep lands too.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
we were almost there, we were almost there.
Hmm.
Let me see, play, restart.
How about this, what if we do this?
Let's give it up a three minute timer.
If it's not there by then,
run a quick run to Apex.
Back up on there.
Apex, let's go.
I mean, it's not for you, it's not for me.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
I mean, just while you wait
till it comes back up or something.
Yeah, at least for the twice,
I'll have the same error that you do.
Now, I'm assuming we can't use the official servers.
Oh, nothing.
Hey, nothing.
Nothing nothing nothing. Let me ask you for the IP of the server
You do have I don't know if I can leak that though because they do have DDoS protection whatever
So I don't know how that works. I never would do that for Texas
I don't know like it's like a main IP or like a secondary IP. I don't know
That works.
All survived pieces of physical, yeah I know,
but I don't know how DDoS protection works.
Maybe it connects you to like a second one.
I don't know how that works at all.
Oh
Wait, oh wait wait wait wait I got some info I got some info hold up wait a second wait a second
Rogue says the discord mods in the official isle discord says about 15 minutes ago. They were doing a full server restart
Oh, okay. All right. Is there is there any word on when it's coming back up any word?
Oh, he tells me it's coming back up.
He said it takes about 10 minutes, but it's been 15.
in 15. Oh. Alright. Alright. Dev said they are doing a restart to their internal nodes,
ETA 30 minutes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna hide
my screen and try to manually connect to the game through Steam, and then we'll just
be in there alone for 30 minutes until everybody else can join. Okay?
Just eating a shit?
Just eating a shit. Mm-hmm.
Let me see if I can go and get a direct connect.
By the way, the server guy says I cannot give you this IP, unfortunately.
So I can't give it to you.
Okay, that's fine.
No, I can't give it to you. Just I can't give it to anybody else.
Oh, uh-huh.
Wait, where is where is where is Steam's thing?
How do you go to the Steam server thing?
I was clicking around. I couldn't find it.
Hmm...
It was somewhere...
Oh...
Oh, Game Server's there! It has got it! Okay, got it!
And then we put the IP right here...
Wait, how do I do IP?
We choose...
Use this one...
Yeah, actually, you might all be able to join through here. This is by searching the aisle.
Uh...
I'm in game series, but I'm lost. Yeah, I'm trying to find it through manual beads. What's in it?
No service in your history master current display filters
No, okay
All right, they are one moment one moment
Wait, okay, okay, okay. I wait I wait hold up. I might have here. I might have here
No, you're not psych. I lied
We tried this.
Yeah, I don't know what this is like.
It's back up.
We want to do this back up.
It's back up.
Shit.
No, it worked boys!
At least my Steam is close.
Alright, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Sarah is the best hunter.
Oh, that's what I was trying to say at the beginning.
Oh, Mr. Plant, Mr. Dill, Mr. Out of Hubble, Mr. One Good Man, Good Ah Man!
And Mr. Jello, Steve Hubble, Mr. One Good Man, Good Ah Man!
Thank you, Bob. What? Thank you, Bob.
Hey, Mr. Simplei, my boy's a boy. Good man. Good, uh, man.
Uh, let me put you in this while you're doing it.
Thank you, Mr. Hell, not a bomb.
I wish you nicknamed Tripod.
Uh...
You used to always make fun of me back in school.
Tripod, horse cock, third leg,
meat rod,
Poglistic.
You name it. You name it.
I was kind of an outcast. I was kind of an outcast,
They were relentless. They were relentless. Meatloaf, Subway, Footlog, it was, I mean, it was brutal.
It was brutal. But what's most important is blocking them out and not letting the meatloaf get to you.
Yeah, Wagyu beef steak, exactly, exactly. Oh, you might, wait, hold on, I enjoyed it.
Give me a minute. Are you in there? No, I'm just, the acquisition failed.
I think it's this one.
Well, it's a locked one.
It'll tell you on the right.
It'll show you that you have an Alice in Warranty,
so that it's at a certain percentage.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A water rat.
Where do I want to go?
Edward!
Edward?
Where am I? Please, just watch and see!
Damn it!
I
Equalization found perfect. Hi, buddy. I thought I would ever do that to you. I never do that to you. Are you in?
Did you make it in
And
I thought this is good if it does it.
Alright, alright.
Oh, ow.
Server's crashing at W.
Do we have to restart?
No, no!
Server's are down again.
Oh, they're not.
I don't care.
I'm joining this as many times as possible.
I'm not me son
Yeah, I'm still down
That's what we had you playing with the square block in the sphere block where everybody else was doing time tables
Yeah, I'm so white listen. I just don't know what that means. Yeah, me too. I just can't get in. Absolutely. Yeah. Don't worry. This happens with every server. I'm telling you every server joined official, unofficial, anything. I have to connect like 30 times. This is how it works. Perfect.
The game I don't know when this came out, but I and I don't know if it's to the devs. It's a great game
Well, I played it, but I think it's not
Not very built out yet in this sense. I think it's it's it's been all for a while because 2015
Maybe I should kind of riff on the
That is a little while that is a little one
That is a little crazy. No fans. Jams. You made a great game. I love it. All right
this I mean
11 years
Like I feel like and I'm on I don't miss
I just hope not.
Uh, mmm...
That have people's literally three people?
Oh, okay. Okay, that makes more sense.
That makes more sense.
But I mean still, 11 kids.
But they made a great game.
That's the most important part.
I'd rather a great game with a couple issues in the lobby
than a terrible game with no issues in the lobby.
Hmm...
Ah...
Hmm...
Hmm
Get off from this game do I tried to I'd buy them I'd buy them
I'm still having no luck getting in are you oh modern I
Have some bug that are saying that they're getting in I'm gonna do a quick refresh and see if there's anybody in there
Says we see
Let me see.
Jinjin, Rogue, are you guys in?
Nope, sir's done.
Oh, yeah, sir's back down.
Well, well
Well
Happen
That will happen that will happen
That will happen that will happen so
What do we do now?
Hold up. I'm talking to the dev. Okay. Good. He said
play a few games of apex and then rain and we switch so that you guys all don't
try to join at the same time across server
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
he's cooking he's cooking he's cooking
uh oh we back on line we went back on line back on line
switch on line again
shut you shut
just getting all frequencies
Do something we're working on
Yeah, my sister's offline as well
And I suck it perhaps perhaps maybe the mini project for me I
Don't know what to do
I don't know what you want to do.
Do we go run a quick Gundam?
Boiwades?
I think so.
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, Woop of Gundam's time!
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
The Gundam only takes like 15 minutes.
I'm gonna do a quick Gundam.
Got a quick gun them. I'll shoot us to a quick gun them and
Yeah, I was you quick on them was you quick on them. Let's do it. I was we're gonna run one quick gun them come back in 15
Try again
You got you got them style
You changing your stream titles I don't think I think it's worth it for one game
I'm not like oh, yeah, I forgot what do you change the stream titles or no?
Yeah, I mean, it's one game, it's one game, it's one game.
Path of Tides, I've heard a lot about Path of Tides.
Apparently it's a game very similar to the Isle.
Oh
And one games are kicks are you look wait let me invite mr. Drac he's on the pooper. He's on the pooper
But that's okay a one goddamn one goddamn
Not as good or size good size good. Okay got you. Okay. Got you got you got you got you. Okay
You apex you were just playing one game only week for the dino game
There's some of the silly first things after this is set
Wait, I just realized what you said when I was thinking of this
You don't have to change your title. I think it's just a category
uh
Oh, so you say do change my category? Yeah, I think category may just to be safe, maybe okay
All right, I'll see my category there we go. All right, here we go. There we go. All right
I don't know what that is but he sounds very sexy. He's not very sexy. All right hop on in chief. I mind you
You're not eating him a boy
Hold on, it's not...
Oh, there we go.
LET'S RIDE!
I'm a reindeer.
Things category the peanut soft core.
Oh, you know, I'm just going through TikTok,
And I continue with the basketball edits and like all the captions are like you need my boys being back in there in our prime downloading apex again
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it's back apex is back
Might be back get off the aisle your fan base is ruining the game
Okay
That's you right now buddy that's you right now that's you literally right now hey
Okay, um, that's you, you, right now.
Uh, you push here, up, get a little, throw a little cream on there.
Alright, let's ride!
Let's ride!
We've got some more skill, you wanna take it?
Here we go!
Lock it in!
We catch a quick W and then we go back to Dino'en!
Let's get it!
Mm-hmm.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
How's this a red?
Let's ride!
What's your working on it?
My audio's tweaking.
Not too much, dude.
Okay, my audio is not working whatsoever.
I would just leave my ass busted in complete silence.
I could have read a book hearing that.
That audio's good.
I'm dying of no idea what's going on.
I got killed by something
Gotcha!
All right.
No, we're finished, please.
Oh, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Oh
Sweet oh my god, he's a week. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
He was the silent boy perfect perfect perfect. What is week life? What is going on with the audio here? Oh
My god, it's so cool
You're killing me with whispers. I'm here. Nothing. I'll get I looked down at one health. I don't even know what happened
oh my what the hell is this guy yeah oh he's got some five and I know he went
yeah yeah that'll happen that'll happen hello again chair hello again
All right, okay. All right, you win. You win. Good chair. You win. Good.
My god, his name is I want her
Hey
I'm done.
Oh, Ningle, oh, Ningle, oh, Ningle.
There's too many.
There's a thousand of them in there.
Holy shit.
Did you ram on the way?
They're coming back, Jesus.
There's another one jack in his penis behind that box
Oh, God, I'm gonna get all in hope.
Yes, much, much, much, I roll the jab, boss.
Oh, I'm gonna be behind you.
Yes, much, much, much.
I'm hitting back, I'm hitting back.
You hear that one?
Yeah, right behind you.
You're a monster!
Man!
Got him!
We're taking a triple for beyond there.
Copy.
Did we really do that?
Little bit of healing...
...here.
Oooooooh!
Got one!
I
over here the two weapons give my two best weapons right here oh and I already
died all right well what a sweet what a sweet little speed oh I got my R99
Maratheo white drum good five in that pushes box thank you nice
sonny yes I was looking at what I was thinking you know that even hate was
coconut they bought that yeah I told these bitches in this place and kill
them in the storm
we're ready I do a lot but I take a little bit of them and they should be
coming up just any moment now
here they are oh my god it's a full team
fuck it
pull on, is this ice?
out to the left side
no
That guy's blow as shit one shot one shot one shot right there. Oh shit
For sure
We'll have to move quick, that's how I like it.
Two of the squad, three of the teams.
Let's go for that mythic man.
I think I'm fighting on it, maybe.
Oh, yeah, it's gone, it's fine.
Let's find some ways high, let's find some ways high.
Three of the teams, three of the teams.
Right here should do.
It's a pretty sublime spot.
Yeah!
Ahhhh!
I'm peeping.
Oh yeah, hold you by there.
That's the team that killed us in the, in the, in the bunker.
Copy.
Oh, oh he's got the thingy!
Oh fuck.
He died, he died, he died.
Oh, what an idiot!
Alright!
We can take it from him.
We need that, we need that.
I'm going over there.
We got that separate.
Okay, I'm just gonna say here all this.
You watch.
Yes, you are right here.
Enemy spotted.
Way out there.
He's low.
He's running.
He's one.
I'm going in!
Going in!
No!
Oh no.
Oh!
What the hell is he doing here?
He's the son on me.
He's there though.
You like it, brother?
Mr. Walkit, Mr. Walkit.
Uh!
You're a good man.
You're a good man, Mr. Walkit.
Now, let's finish this fight, Mr. Walkit!
Oh my god I'm fucking dead.
Ooh, could be me.
Could not be me.
You hit me with the power twice?
Oh, I'm gonna back.
I'm gonna right back to my spot.
I'm going in!
We have to stop that person. We have to stop that man right now. Someone has to stop that
man. You can't keep any away with this. That's unexpected right there. We're taking that
Who took my bag?
We're taking that son of a bitch away from him!
Yeah, they got the other monster apple.
You're back at 14?
Oh, they should walk and holy shit, you see his badges?
He's a...
Ooh!
He's a predator!
Holy shit!
Oh, he might be dead.
I'm going for Sun Laser Man?
I'm going up
I'm doing virtually nothing to say
I'm going up
Oh no
Come back if you're looking for a mirage and a twa.
No, I died!
Yeah!
That'll happen. That'll happen.
What's the most important is we gave it our all and...
and tried our best.
Fuck, we were cooking.
I know, we were cooking.
They kept dodging my space laser, they were shooting at that.
I can't get out of that space laser, it's round no matter what I do.
I don't know how this should work.
All right, back to the aisle.
That was a good round.
Back to the aisle, boys.
Back to the aisle.
We switch my game categories.
Here we go.
Perfect.
The server is just still down.
What do you mean?
Whole chat's fabulous.
What?
It's still down?
Let me try it.
Yep.
Maybe I'll have the magic touch, minus touch.
All right, I'll pop it open, I'll pop it open for
a real goop out.
Mm-mm.
Okay, are we taking it to the peep?
Let's see.
It doesn't give me anything under the official network status.
That's a good sign.
Mmm.
Oh, no.
That's not a good sign.
Oh, no.
That's not too good.
Now the Gundam run.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, back to Gundam.
Should we do a, should we do a raid?
We do a raid.
Let's do a raid, let's do a raid.
We open it back up and change my stream time for a third time.
Like you do, like you do.
Here we go.
Let me see if my guy said anything about it.
All right, my guy says, he says nothing, he said nothing.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Now we have a clear picture of what's going on.
That's always good.
Well, you played an archigan?
Probably, I might play a little bit this week.
I'm kind of waiting for the new map.
These are updates tomorrow.
These are updates tomorrow?
Really?
Nursing the Toro is what I heard.
Massive update, chief.
Massive update.
Hold on.
Massive update.
Massive, massive update, chief.
Jeez.
Must have been working for him the over a month on that one.
Uh, mmm, wait, how about a Jeep?
New Arkham out of 2027?
No, it's coming out in April.
It was it, it was early April, late April, that man's coming out.
April?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's my birthday.
The birthday in April?
April 5th.
Don't forget.
Oh!
Happy birthday!
Okay, you're early.
I'll take it.
What do you what do you turn it? 29 29, huh?
29 30s getting close
Don't say that. I'm so my 20s
30s creeping along. That's when you get all fast. You go fast. Oh, no. No, never that
40 is when no matter how much you work out. You're super fat
Then 50 is like metapause and midlife crisis and then 60 you go back to fucking killing
60s when you're really chillin. That's when you're playing video games having a great time.
I don't think guys have metaphors. I don't have metaphors.
You're getting metaphors, pal. They're gonna leave it.
Should we do rank? Should we do... Oh wait, look at the M. Let's see how the GG takes me.
I'm talking to one of the Mods about this and apparently this happens every now and then and sometimes is down for a whole day
No
No, that's not good. That's not good. I just won't do let's just play apex until the bungalow
This tells us that it's back up
I'm legit on the server yet the servers. Ah, it's just a way to get into the servers down
He's really not gonna play it again. He's talking about what? Oh, you know what?
That's probably one of those guys that thinks I'm sponsored when I play any game
other than Ark. Actually that's one of the benefits of me not playing Ark
recently is a lot of the guys like I'm fucking dumb as shit. No offense to
people that only like Ark, that's fine. But a lot of the guys are always
Sponsor to play this game even though it's like
Burgl and Noem's that has a total of like 72 players
A lot of those gentlemen are out of here, which is kind of dumb
I had the chat been a little I'd like to chat for a little nicer over the last week or two
Except for when it comes well
There's one specific instance. It's not something I suppose. We'll leave that believe that for now leave that for now
leave that for now
Yeah, we're not going to talk about that one, I think it's been nicer, I think it's been nicer, I was using.
I don't think we found a single clue that entire time.
We went in there. We were flirting with the ghost. Yeah. Yeah, I I went to the break room to check if
Officer was jerking off
Died immediately
Hutch-hutch use old hutch see if hutch was jerking off died immediately. You were speaking Spanish to the ghost
Hutch, I don't know what he was doing probably jerking off in the break room. That's why I went and checked
And then did you shut the car?
Gigi was actually trying for like a little bit and she died good good good good balance is all things in me
I was using
We're all back. Oh, well, I'm okay. Let's let's wrap up this quick game. We'll go back to nine-to-one
Do you feel it'd be funny to watch dead by daylight dude dude dead by daylight I played so much that game
You ever play that game?
I've played so much of that game.
That game has been around for so long.
What, has it been like 10 years by now?
Like 10 years?
How the hell, and no disrespect, no disrespect, no disrespect.
And how the hell is a game where you fix four generators and then leave and rinse
and repeat, been alive for 10 years?
I mean, I mean, they have, they have, those are great.
Five generators, sorry, five generators, five generators.
Five generators.
My apologies, my apologies, five generators.
I'm gonna come in and get a cart on the same.
You wanna go fog?
Yeah.
who's our teammate is he good we check
hey shot are you good at the game
shot are you good at the game
he's a little shy
We're about to ruin that form a little bit sorry to advance mr. Shot
All of the boys what we mean with the bruise on it. Oh perfect perfect. I'm gonna go inside over yonder
She might grab some line ammo.
She didn't take that.
She might got you, whatever.
Oh yeah, take her, take her, take her.
Coming.
Yeah, okay.
Got a B-keeper.
In the hand, take my weapon.
Get it.
Ready?
In-inspect.
One second
We will enter
It works
Which is this hatch right here?
Yeah, what's the deal?
Right the left one here?
Oh, I missed it, missed it, missed it
Right the other way?
Oh my god, they're coming to fuck me up.
I
Have a good one son
Oh
Mmm, at least we weren't in last that's that's a little something to be proud of we could be part of that
Sorry Sean, we actually didn't let son down
Me straight up shit on son's game right there
He was hoping for some good teammates good coordination good gameplay, and we all died immediately
Boys is the title game back up or no?
Five generators by the way, yes, I know it's five generators pal
No, it's not okay. Let's rip it. Let's rip it
We're getting shot back in our game, and we are showing him that we're not just move balls, but we are also elite teammates
Block it in, block it in.
So, Son's last game for the night, he's got to be up for his $14 shift tomorrow.
Oh, that's why he's gone.
All right, P. Mr. Son, all right, P. Mr. Son, we, Son believed in us, we let him
down.
We let him down.
Oh, no, we have Jack.
Oh, no, we have Jack. Oh, we have judgment day Jack. We're not gonna let you down team
You can count on us
He's just as shy as son
Hope we're shy gentlemen
No, I said, we're not gonna let you down Jack. We're not gonna let you down
He's a predator. He's a predator
Once a predator always a predator
That's not me I'm a fake peanut don't look at the sweep
unless I win then I am the real peanut wait no shot
no I'm not the real PMS we went
well for us one out of one
I have no ammo did you take all my energy?
To go the animal did you take my gun you give me my ammo you jackass I have no ammo
Always what's a what's a what's I
No, that is someone involved
Let you down Jack
Holy shit
You went on a scarlet fuck right now
I was gonna pay for something like that. I was actually thinking about getting off for a last game. Oh
I'm glad you didn't get off jacks. That way we can all lose together. I
Love you Jack
Love you bids
Yo, Pilati. Replicate this book. Me and my fiancé love watching your dreams, bro. Keep up the good work. I'm getting married in 40 days and I've been with her for six years.
CUT DERGIN LITINGS!
Very happy for you, big man. Very happy for you, big man.
I'm inside the next room already time to prepare
Getting married is a scam dog ball for the trap
Hmm
Very interesting very interesting
Servers are upside down. Can I marry you? Did you just hear that other guy? No way
Oh, GDM would say I don't see it. There's him
Yeah, that's right. That's why you only marry your sister. That way the money stays in the family. Anyways,
true, true, true, word. Real and true. Real and true. Real and true.
100%. You'd marry your sister if you had the chance, right? No. No. That's what I say you Americans
be doing for the trap this guy what the deep state lies are so far in your mind
that you don't even realize they're there another sucker you may just shoot
uh yeah just in case we divorce so the money stays in the family
Oh, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm replicator spotted far. Oh, that's a little new tech for you. I got tax. We're talking to this whole time
I
Love you, Jack
There we go
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to do my best here to even get it up dude. I'm a rest y'all here
Do a nice little reset and that's gonna lose it get the leftovers
You got this jack you're the man the man with the plan
I've got this
Thanks. You have this hundred percent. Thanks a good man. I can hear this voice. You can you can tell
The quality of a man by his voice you can tell
And I can tell this gentleman is helping the old lady cross the road
This gentleman is putting his shopping cart back after shopping and talking. Did I say what I'm saying?
This is good man right here.
I'm a fresh six Billy.
Wait, you know what's your date of use, sister?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
It's an out of the case of my wish.
I wish.
Um, let's get out of here.
Hey, we're back.
Right on us.
Look at the team I lost.
Look at the green beat.
Well, everybody, I'm back, Jack.
Run, Jack! Run!
Jack gets out of sicky situations all the time!
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Clean these respawned peanuts, bring them back.
Good work Jack, good work!
We're back!
Fuck yeah.
Let's ride, let's ride.
Here we go.
How to get serious.
No more goofball around.
The war is over.
The warmup is over.
I
Show up poop diary weapons by the way, I'm gonna lighten in
We did box
It hinted
Fuck up, we're gonna win there's about a guy in the game
Time to win
I
By the way, this is like a little self-shot up to myself nothing like crazy, but
This game's so fun and it was a much the actual went to Japan this year
You I heard the porn over there is crazy
Did you enjoy anything?
Well
Oh, yeah, I didn't say I didn't say absolutely
That's great either. I the great term a great term it
Follow me
Oh
Oh my goodness
Oh my god, it's you might have killed guys guys guys guys guys
Hey dude jump out dude jump out!
Nooooo!
What was such a good jump pad?
Oh there's another thing there.
Ah anyways, good news.
Who lets you down Jack?
Nah, it's all good man.
God speed! God speed Mr. Jack!
God speed at all of your damage!
No.
I would love to have said that I brought Jack to the Winner's Circle.
I would love to have said I helped Jack finish that game in first place.
Now he's just getting off the loss, Mr. Jack.
I don't feel too good about that, I don't feel too good about that.
Jack deserves better, Jack deserves better, he's a better man than that.
Now Jack's off.
I'm jacks off. I give it better things. All right. Okay. All right.
Is it back yet? Is the game back yet?
No, no, no, no, yes, no. No, yes, yes.
You're my favorite little guy.
No way.
You mean it, Pop?
It's still down your fat.
Thank you, StarFord System.
See if it's a StarFord System.
It's a kind of Twitch.
I don't know if it's back up yet.
I can't tell.
We opened two games at once.
I think my PC might become an actual nuclear bomb if I do that.
Chief, when are you running?
Let me see if I can open it up at the same time.
You got that.
Oh, I can!
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Oh.
We take a little peep?
Let's see.
We won't learn the game.
Okay.
Well, I'll be Jack's friend.
No, you said the invites was party. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, sorry.
I thought this was a friend of mine. Sorry, my friend.
I'm out of my mind.
All right, ready up, ready up.
No, the servers are not looking good.
The servers are not looking good.
See, I'm still seeing the air.
I'm not seeing any, any.
Anything on here. Nothing, nothing, not looking good.
I might be fucked for tonight we mean and it pains me to say that you come on
Like the servers might be down for the whole day. That would suck that would suck so bad
No way on the first day. I open up my server the entire game goes in the shit. I what are the chances that?
Pretty fucking hype, you know
It's y'all fast at that fake server, too
Yeah, yeah
Well, okay, if we could just the server still up if we can just somehow get in the server by bypassing that the front part
We can get in there. Is there really no way to do that?
You got to talk to Mr. Isle man, uh
Because the server is working there's people in the server
Hmm it's your fault we don't all I do not that I do not that
Oh server I hardly know where
Isn't the direct one you wish are we the game it oh yep away is your not direct join
You know what this means?
Damn it.
Uh...
Hmm...
You guys see me?
You know if there's a way to direct connect
on this game?
Oh.
The Isle is top...
top Steam game sold.
Wait, there is? Wait, how do you do it?
How do you do it? I already looked
at the Steam server list. I couldn't find it.
Hmm...
you.
Oh, get by granny. She got hit by your bazooka. I think about it every time I hit the hooker.
Oh yeah. Alright, people I've heard is she got hit by a bazooka. I think about it every time I hit the hooker.
To boom, to plow.
Uh-mmm.
Mmmmm.
Yeah, let me ask my guy to just wait and direct connect.
He removed the ability to direct connect.
Okay, I didn't even have to ask him.
He was watching the stream.
Perfect.
What is we've lied perfect perfect perfect perfect that's great to hear
There we go do those swaps you do z well oh my god, I should turn a button one second
Here we go, all right, okay, I'm good to go.
Let's ride.
Bucket it, boys, this is our game.
Bucket it, bucket it.
This is our game right here.
Now, Mr. Rural Game and YouTube.
Mr. Raul, Mr. Raul, a legendary
Apex competitor known far and wide throughout the
competitive universe, the Apex universe. I'm honored to be in his presence.
Got Boop Diarrhea Garments. Perfect. That was just what I was hoping for.
Before I can find a gun that would kill a guy.
Alright, I just can't be choosers.
Alright, onto the next one!
Let's go to...
We're gonna...
The VIA dock?
We should check that out.
Yeah, so...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There's five generators, five of them, I think you should.
Thank you, good chair.
Oh, did you see that game?
One of them.
turn to my center
grab a V
oh yeah
hold on
left
do a V3
What's up? What's up? What's up?
He's revived.
I don't know where though.
What's up? What's up?
He was in there and see.
He said, we're down below, down below!
They're going south!
God!
I leveled up, I can see it, I should pick an upgrade.
This upgrade reaps.
May I should be?
Huh.
They're getting away, they're getting away!
AHHHHHHHHH!
OH, OH, OH, OH!
I'M TENSE!
I'm gonna one down!
Get the shit out!
One down, one down!
One wall, one door!
you for your service good man right I'm sorry to hear that I'm very sorry to
hear that jeep but give me one free say I was vastly unprepared for this
moment I'm not gonna lie I was vastly underprepared vastly underprepared for
what I just said
I'm glad to hear that good man I'm glad to hear that good man and I'm glad
I know I'm gonna hit his thing right now, but buddy. Oh shit. Okay. I'm dead
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna tell them about a simple back we're done here. We're done here too many guys too many guys
This is a thousand of them
You can bet
If we do you talk about you back we add
Don't you worry back we'll get you back up
I'm glad you find happiness very hard things you brother make it for you
We'll be doing it as well.
Catch me, catch me in here.
I
See move I just use your new article. Let's go straight there. Let's do a job boy. We'll catch them on there
We'll get we'll wait for them outside the circle
You got it so deep you look like
Oh, you the flying the flying
Oh, never mind
Did not fly
I'll get a little thing. We're gonna take a quick peep on the bridge. It's just a hood against inbound
I'm not sure about that, man.
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Oh my God, do I hear me?
No, no, no, no, no, I just can't do that.
No!
Yes!
We're gonna have forever
We're coming they're coming they're coming
Oh, that is not me to do that
Oh still kind of you let them right to me
They're right there
oh my god i need to hit the guy in the back
I was on fire. I was on fire.
The sense is good. Yeah, he he eats him one time back to back to back to back.
Yeah boys, yeah boys. Little something, something. Little something, something.
Little something, something boys.
Nice, whippos and abs.
Delivering care after this.
All right, all right.
I'm here. Can't take the chain coming.
I need more shield charges.
She's got nothing.
Oh, that would be fantastic, good job.
That would be quite splendid, mind you, right?
Oh, my, oh, my fine, my fine, sure. Thank you, good job.
Oh, did he just scan right next to us?
Did he just shot, did he just shot him?
You got that?
Did you see him?
No.
Okay.
Hey, Mr. Wow, my girlfriend.
Um, no.
I pooped garbage at that thing.
What the hell?
Who the hell are these guys?
What do I do?
Oh, that bastard!
Oh! He's so quick and nimble!
He's hiding his bad side!
Holy shit, army! I'm becoming, I'm becoming!
Yeah!
What am I gonna do?
Who the fattie is?
What?
Whoo, that's very good
Those moves are the moves
I mean better shit, I poop garbage right now absolute diarrhea
Okay
charging the signal one way out of one way out of my oh my oh my oh my oh my
You guys are good, you guys are good, they don't want one.
I need more shield staff.
You're here, puppy.
Did you do it?
That's 1276 damage and one kill.
Nice. Thanks.
I'm not as good as finishing men off as you are.
I do apologize.
double that's a double that's a double that was much to me buddy you're the
I did my part
Oh my god.
What?
Hehehehehehe.
Wow.
Come way!
Look at that!
Oh my god!
I'm down.
Hahaha.
Not funny.
Ah, this is gonna be my shield.
Yep, glad that.
Eeeeh.
Can you get a bandage?
Perfect.
Hold on, hold on.
What a sweet little treat.
Hopefully this gentleman has a mobile.
That'd be quite...
Super-perfect.
He's fine.
Cook!
What did I just say?
He's still in his back, still in his back!
back nice facial server admin in the aisle discord said it was your fault
motion tween that's motion!
motion!
how am I going to see that motion?
we ain't got no motion!
eh oh yeah
I'll check
eh oh yeah good work boys
good work boys good work
we see
we see Lee watch this guy die first
watch this guy die first
Mm-hmm.
He's moving.
She was recharging.
Is he right?
Is this...
Oh, service is not bad, guys.
We got one guy.
I'm checking. I'm checking right now.
One moment.
Oh.
Could be, oh, they're not a.
Yeah.
Oh, Pino, you host.
Someone's in my lobby.
Huh?
On it, boss, don't you worry.
I've got it handled.
Mm, mm.
Play isle, play isle, sir.
You might be one of the dumb ones.
Are you one of those stupid fuckers,
by chance, can you tell me?
One of those stupid fuckers?
That's what we're trying to do!
The sabers are down! Good sir! The entire game is broken!
I promise you that's what I'd be on if I could.
Hmm...
They are up, back up, try again.
I swear to God, if I'm getting one guy again, I'm fucking dragged.
I'm beating him over the dining table and I'm fucking him.
And that's gonna be on you. That's gonna be on you. That's gonna be on your phone.
Your conscience. Your hands.
Let me try one more time.
Oh my god, they're not even like holy shit, what the fuck oh my god
But neither of these have locks on them. Oh fuck. Wait, where's my surat?
That you not all join the game at once we're just gonna put the servers back down
you not join the game all at once do not join the game all at once I'm not
see in I'm not seeing ours I see two fake ones yeah I see three three fake ones
yeah three fake ones I see three fake ones joining all the guys don't all join
the game at once it's gonna break I'm not seeing eyes
okay okay he just confirmed that all three of these are fake okay perfect
Um
Oh, okay, you remove the password that's why it's the one that's zero out of 250 the burpee in his title island. It's right here
Fuck yeah.
Oh.
Thank you for your bread, for your boy.
Alright, back to the grind.
Oh wait, wait, was this actually the one?
I didn't say I died, no.
Oh.
Did the acquisition fail?
Yeah, the acquisition failed.
Uh.
I'm not, I'm not seated.
What's going on?
Hey, I think this is the one, but I don't, I don't see my dino.
Yeah, my dino's dead.
What?
My dino better not be dead.
My dino better not be fucking dead, I swear to God.
Uh, I'm gonna do a quick game restart.
It's not dead dude. They're all dead from the asteroid you
Oh shut you shut the fuck up. I guys why is it not so in my dino over there I
Need my dino I cooked that thing for like two and a half hours
Okay, there's a lot of people joining the fake one.
Good, good, good, good.
Good, that's good for us.
That's good for us.
Very good for us.
I don't see ours.
I do not see ours either.
I'm still looking.
We're going to crash these servers again.
They just got them back online and now we have everybody joining again.
We're going to send these servers into oblivion.
I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it. Oh wait. I see I see it. I see it to hold up
Oh wait, it has a password. What? Oh, I see it. Yeah, it's it's it's the same password from before
Hmm
Oh you favorite it, how do you favorite it? Oh, there we go. You can think it good thinking good thinking
Oh, that's where that's great idea. We can tell the fake ones for the real one
What's the password I ain't down you buddy I ain't telling you till I'm safely in there
roaming around as an allosaurus buddy I'm not telling you I'm not telling you what
I'll tell you the password.
Oh, fake passwords is a fake password.
Whatever the type of the fake passwords.
Oh, it's not fucked by ass. That's not an easy game.
I'm so bad. I'm being, I'm being.
Let me know if you're getting it.
I'm being, I'm being.
Oh my god now there's two of the same one. What the fuck do I do?
I was we've been we've been in and out of this fucking server for like two hours. This stream is scum guys tomorrow
We went what a great team next year next year tomorrow. Don't you worry. We'll have all these
kinks I doubt
I'm all I doubt all I'm not would be it'd be perfect. I can't really speak for the entire game exploding, but
We can hope we can hope and we can pray
Okay.
Huh?
Okay.
Shiden number one.
Yeah, starving there on people.
Um.
Hmm.
I'm seeing.
Number one.
Um.
Hmm.
I'm still not getting in. We're only on trial like 15 so you know couple hundred
more should be good. A couple hundred more should be just fine. I'm gonna have my
dino. I'm gonna have my dino. If I don't have my dino I'm I'm boosting my dino up to the same spot.
I'm going to get you.
Cheater.
These guys are showing a lock on the left side.
You just have a lock on the left side or no?
Yeah, and then it requires a password.
Well, it had it until I faded it.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's what her favorite is.
It's rid of it.
That's a fake one with the same player count. Oh, there's a fake one with the same play account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This no this one's ours, I think
is right here's ours I'm like 50% sure that's enough for me and that's enough
for me
I don't think it is wrong one what do you mean by you think that there's the
right one.
I'm farting.
It means from time to time.
From time to time, sir.
Thanks for asking, but not right now, no.
I'm not having any luck over here.
We might got to go to an official server for tonight.
For tonight?
Yeah.
I bet we can get in.
I'm trying.
I bet we can get in.
If we try hard enough, if we believe enough.
Okay.
If we believe enough,
there are only like 15 or 50 more tries.
We should be in there.
the server filter is on the unofficial good I good I chief good I chief that's a soldier
it always keeps his eyes open nothing gets past that guy nothing gets past that guy every
tell you I mean tell you you're not speaking something about by that guy
alright cuz he's he's got his eyes open
any moment now any moment now hurry up word word word word word we're not to
to that one he says okay okay wait okay I've got I've got some information that I
cannot review over the class first okay okay how where to get into the server I
am texting you what he sent me don't say it we can we will be able to get the
server momentarily secret intel secret in doubt track is so handsome please
Let him dude this guy is awesome
Yeah
All right, buddy. That's my server guy that you're there. Yeah. Yeah, late tech suit
Dominatrix sex dungeon freak
All dinos got white but then fuck you that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Please gotta don't make that you please God
God, please God, please God, you gotta see that Netflix documentary, man.
What?
The Dino One.
What?
What do you mean?
The one that came out on Netflix, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Oh, Morgan Freeman?
Freeman?
Morgan Freeman?
And directed by Steven Jesus Christ.
Spielberg.
Oh, Steven Spielberg and Morgan Freeman?
Holy crap, I gotta see that.
Holy crap, Siemens Blutberg and Morgan Freakman, those guys work really well together.
Fuck you, I take a look at that.
I lagged a little bit, IRL, it's on me.
Uh-mm.
Well, yeah, it's on fire, it's on fire.
Wait, wait, why am I still trying to join this?
I already know the plan.
Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, dude.
See, asteroid.
You can tell me the password. I'm not telling you the password, buddy.
I need to get in there first. You guys are just gonna suck up all the spots.
We sit here, clicking this button for the next hour.
134 out of 150 on a fake server.
Yeah, guys, guys, whoever is joining that server,
134 of you fuckers, it's fake!
You're getting stabbed!
We'll be able to do my game down.
You call the fresh six million?
Here we go.
Updated. Updated.
All right.
go. Oh, I do. Do you see the
No, we got you got you okay, okay, okay
Yes, you use the AK-50 this round she's haven't used that yet hurt. It's a great weapon though great weapon
Let him join the fake one, it's natural selection at work.
Guys, if you join the fake one, he's going to take your IP, load up his drones, and strike
your house, pal, so that's your own decision you're making.
the fake one! You joined the fake one. I joined yours, if it worked.
Check your ticket. Sorry about it. Okay. Uh, I'm not, I'm not seeing anything. Hmm.
It's not working your way. I'm still waiting. I'm still so here. I'm still waiting. Can
This guy, who ever named his server.
Hey, what a way to bite.
I'm sure not seeing it.
Hey, who ever named the bird peanut,
your dino has arms and legs, and you don't fuck that guy?
Can you take that off, pal?
Can you take that off?
I'm trying to get the real one.
Hide screen.
Use skin to level back your dino.
I'm sure not see it. Nope. I lost it. It should be. It should be any moment now. Be any
moment now
He moment now
Says he's doing the little doozy
I don't
See he says he's doing the thing he says he's doing whatever whatever magic tricks he's doing. He says he's working on it
one guy by the surgery guy
and he might be getting one guy by the
server guy
he lied to us yeah you did lie to us
no he's he's fiddling he's fiddling
and he wants to die to us for himself
he's probably the chicken in there and
He's probably killing my dead body, Waman.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're stuck out here.
Come on.
He's not so plan.
He's coming up any moment now.
I get the impression.
Yeah, me too.
Any moment now, it should be coming right on up.
Lickety split.
There's a new fake one.
Perfect.
God, that's great to hear you.
Oh, wait.
Man, the server's not showing up.
Not there yet, so I don't know where it is. It could be anywhere, you know, so...
It could be anywhere. I don't know. It could be anywhere. It could be anywhere.
I mean, are you, like, hypothetically, if you did see the server, would you be in it right now, or now?
Hypothetically, like, I would have tried and it wouldn't have let me in.
Okay. Gotcha. Okay. Okay.
Hmm. Gotcha. But hypothetically, it's me. Hypothetically, it's me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, uh
All right hypothetically speaking I if I did see the server which I don't I would be trying to join it right now a lot
Yeah, I'm not thinking speaking understanding. Yeah theoretically speaking. I would be joining it, right?
But unfortunately, I don't see it because it's not up yet, but hypothetically speaking. I'm
I would be joining it.
Okay, and in a cloud of hypotheticals,
I would see it and I would just be spamming and joining.
These two.
You wouldn't, you wouldn't let me in.
Me too, me too, me too, me too, me too.
Theoretically, theoretically.
Yeah.
Yeah, theoretically speaking.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm telling you,
I think it's just two of you people trying to join it once.
100%.
Yeah, I don't know if this is gonna work.
These fuckers see it.
Yeah, these fuckers, they see it, they see it.
They're cool.
They see it.
They're cool.
they see it
arc peanut listen to your people i promise you most of the bug leaders do
not want to
i've pulled it like three times in the last few weeks
actually i can tell you the exact pull-up is
if it is going
assault today
When I check it was a thousand of five thousand I did I did I did hey guys
When we play our creators of the aisle tonight and our creators got two thousand two hundred and eighteen votes and the aisle got
7,724
The other night I did half our cap party games or party games all night half our cap party games got 1,400 votes
Party games all night got sixty five hundred
Hmm our players did win the one against Marathon now our players did win the one against Marathon
I will say that I can do a poll for Maritha first time.
I don't want to tell you what I voted.
That was 11,400 to 4,700.
This is crazy.
Oh my goodness. I just want to play the game.
I know. I want to play so bad.
Man, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
I'm telling you last like like worst case scenario we really want to play we got to go to an official server
Yeah, I think that like I think that's our last
Yeah
It's our last home
It's our last home. I don't I think there's just too many people trying to join it once
I think we like being played official server let people go into the go into our server and then when it's
When it's when it's kind of full then we join with our whitelist. I mean, yeah
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
I just, I can't, I need to get Narserith.
I need to get Narserith.
It has my Nino in it.
It has my 50% Nino.
I need to get it in there.
I
Fuck my ass fuck my ass
Fuck my ass I
Can't get it. I can't I can't I was able to teleport to you
I can't get anything to save my life.
I'm trying my, I'm a dongdest.
I'm trying my dongdest.
I can't get anything to save my life.
It was, I'm working on, I'm working on.
I promise I'm working on, but it's not letting us in.
Has your dad told you?
He said, no, I think it's just, because everybody's joining at once.
watch I think that's the only only only possible explanation
do we restart our games maybe maybe that one house yeah let me start we restart
okay okay I'm gonna restart as well I'm gonna do a quick restart my goodness
Yeah, I got to ask how he dealt with this much. I'm yet an Isle server. It sucks. Sorry boys
Sorry everybody boys. I promise I really want to be in the game. I really want to be in the game
We ought to be playing. I just I don't know how to get in there
We try we try now right now
Oh
I
Missy here
That's not working sit out working
Wait hold up wait give me say it we give you say it we can't we can't try that I've
I'm gonna try that. Okay.
I know how to fix this.
All right, okay, I don't fix it. I don't fix it. I just told him
All right, we all right. He's gonna do one more so we restart will be in
I'm texting you the tech I'm texting the tech
Here we go
There we go all right
Okay, okay, all right this will ensure us that we can get in
Before everybody else and then we'll be in the game we can go
The fifth generator isn't activated
Yes, I'm turning it to I'm turning it to W for one ball. Hopefully hopefully it works out the long run
Hopefully it works out in the long run. We'll see. We will see
They hold up
What do we
do we oh you know what that plan might not actually work what favorite no the
favorite goes away okay okay okay okay okay okay okay that's good that's good
it well we should be in there in about three minutes boys we have a new plan new
New plan! New plan, new day!
Hmm?
Disappear on some bad news. I'm from our city. They banned Pornhub.
It's not all porn sites. I think it's time for some gooting time.
Us Aussies from down under. Please help send us some porn.
Don't you worry, good sir! Don't you worry!
I'm on the case.
Don't you worry, Chief.
Don't you worry.
I've got kids coming right up.
Coming right up.
Don't you worry, big man.
Don't you worry.
Behold, behold.
Screen charge.
You can use it for later, Chief.
Screen charge, Mr. Diggs.
You can use it for later.
Free of charge, completely free.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, that's enough.
That's all the time again.
That's all the time, it's fine.
I'll come with you.
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
All right, that's all the time again.
That's all the time you get.
That's enough for today.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, now, now back to our master plan.
Oh, I thought that was a master plan.
You thought that was a master plan?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, don't you worry.
I've got this going.
Hey, Rogue, how you doing?
Is it working?
I don't see anything.
OK, great.
I've not seen anything.
I literally, I've been shooting for five hours.
I've probably been in game for like two hours of it.
I don't even think to.
I've been watching your stream for about five hours been clicking connect for about five hours
This is us. This is ass
Hopefully well when we when I get that new rig tomorrow these problems should go away
Oh
Server I'm great the server monumentally, so it should be good good to go tomorrow
I mean is that even a problem with what we're dealing with this seems like it's
like the game's problem what it might be the game's problem but but the server
specifically you probably has a shitload of joint requests and that's
probably why no one can get in and so I'll probably a rig that can it's like
five times more powerful can handle those joint requests a bit better you
know what I mean but maybe the game the server's actually on but like it's
like stuck by this like joint screen yeah I'm sure also well also another
There'll be already people in the server.
Yeah.
I don't see it yet.
Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.
He says he was started it up.
He says he started it up now.
Is it like a diesel truck and he's like five minutes?
Yeah.
Got to warm it up.
Got to rev that engine.
Is it any servers or working or no?
Well I guess I guess he I guess the fake servers are working
I'm gonna finish it right now. Yeah, okay
That's good to know that the rest of the game is working because like if it was just kind of like a fake bullshit thing
That would suck. Yeah. Yeah
Let's I mean that is I mean hold up
I
Yeah
What we tell for the the devs for a peanut we already have the devs on the line
We got the devs you got every other line
Do we could do oh my god, I have a great idea we could do we consider like five simmers
I would just rotate just like just pick a random one. What have we played?
Yeah, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Think server is working things for the inside things for the quick inside
It's good buddy, please hit it.
Please hit it.
You might be joined, I'm pretty sure.
It might be hopping on that one pretty soon.
Oh my goodness.
All right, wait, last shot, last try.
If this, guys, if this is the server's coming back up
right now, if this one doesn't work,
we're doing something else.
And we'll save this problem for tomorrow.
I swear, I promise, next time the server's coming back
up and it doesn't work still,
I'm gonna do something different.
Join an official server and play a different game. Whatever it is. We'll give it up after this one.
I got high hopes though. I think this one is gonna work. Yeah, I really think it will work.
Yeah, I think this one's gonna work.
Play on Genji server? Yeah.
Do you think my servers have trouble, buddy? Get fucking ready.
That's shit. I don't know if you guys play on Genji server, but that's it with ass.
I was watching Genji playing.
2006 Game Boy.
Yeah, I yeah, no, thanks, no, thanks.
She she to lower the players from a hundred to seventy five.
And even then it would take you like fifteen minutes to run a hundred
meters because you just kept teleporting back.
Pretty fresh, pretty fresh.
any moment now wait wait wait he texted me just text me
well it's about to come back up but it's not be it's not be here
augers he says it's online but it just hasn't updated on the server list yet is
that wait how is that why my text is green up top because it went like it
started going green it says online when he said that but it was read
No, that's the whole game. That's like okay. That's literally the whole game
Well, that was because like I was searching for something something something and then maybe it was like that one's like
You always do you just ask the devs to add a direct connect because they've had it in the game
Well, they had one right they had one and then apparently they remove it. I wonder if you can ask me just
Add it and then and then boom. We're good
It's my server where it's fine. It's the oh actually. Yeah, you are right
It's no mice for his finds. Well, we don't know for sure, but it'll be a little bit. Yes. Yeah, we don't know really
Yeah, it's probably both though. Hmm. I mean you didn't say if you were playing on it earlier when we couldn't get on right?
Like I guess you could probably see that with the servers with dollars. We're still on the server. You were fine. Yeah
Any moment now any moment now
now.
Any moment now! Any moment now!
I feel like I'm at a bus stop in a big city just waiting to stare down the street.
I feel like we're in the just chatting category. I'm on a show ass. Fuck.
Just staring down the street waiting for that bus, just waiting to get home.
Is that what the just chatting category is? Aren't you either speed and you're going
to every country doing crazy shit or you just throwing ass?
I'm just chatting and this is the other one.
Yo, I'm enjoying ourselves tonight.
No, we're not enjoying ourselves tonight, Yoni.
I've been in game for two hours.
Out of the five hours I've been streaming.
Give up already, fuck you.
Fuck you.
any minute any minute any minute I'm gonna hear this fucking stuff like springy
ass connection sound this brother give me in here get me in this game
NOOOOO
Thank God
I promise the weight is where it's in
The weight is where the fucking glids
That's right, that's right
Dude, the high graphics are insane
I'm playing on like DLSS
That's shit, that's fucking buggy
Do you-
I'm gonna show them over
Did you spell it wrong?
Really?
What?
Spell what?
Oh, do you think we did?
No
Yeah
Well no, because
Hold up
Somebody might have spelled something wrong
You couldn't have picked anything more simple I
Didn't really think about that. I don't really think about that what it happened
Any moment now any moment now
We'll be clashing the greatest dinosaurs in all of the aisle
I
Okay, I'm taking
Right, that's what I think. Yeah, that's what that's what I've been doing
I'll try the other one
I mean
Oh shit, theoretically speaking, I'm in!
Theoretically speaking, I'm fucking in!
No, no, no, no!
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!
But theoretically, if you really happen to go though,
if you really happen to go,
oh my god, are you in?
No, no, no, I'm trying though.
Uh, data? Data?
Theoretically data?
Theoretically, I'm in! Oh no, it kicked me!
What?!
Oh, I don't know.
Oh my god!
Do not come do not come this is all theoretical of course it's all theoretical
I got client disconnected hold up theoretically I haven't been to that part yet hold up hypothetically speaking. I'm still loading assets
Hypothetically hypothetically
Don't asset step row
Hypothetically I just disreputed hypothetically theoretically speaking
Theoretically I have age
Back to the assets
What kind of warmup does this server need?
hahahaha
Massage and shoulder or something
oh my god
This thing is at 15 minutes to get out of bed
Dude, oh, yeah- dude, it's gotta get it's coffee
Hold up, give it it's coffee first
Client, is this going to get it?
Yeah well fuck my ass
Oh my god, let me in!
Come on
game went offline again. No,
seriously? No, that's what
someone's saying. Oh,
how about that? Can you get the
server loop?
Hmm.
Hey, buddy, you're dying. You
should play that game. That's
this actually just straight up oh like like why is that guy saying that it's
actually down I don't think so I think so real quick real quick like I'm gonna
I'm obviously gonna set up like the better server tomorrow whatever like this
trip just might not be a game that I can play dude it oh wait a minute oh my
god it just it just made it the fuck out of me do you think you know living
Get me past this. Come on guys. Come on. Please God come please come. Please come
For once, please come. Oh
I know I'm hyperventilating ass
I'm stuck here. I am
It's the loading it's like gamble, but instead of money we just gambling with our time
I
Want me to try that we go all right
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna send you guys a listen you guys in official server to join, okay
We're not trying it one more time. Well, I'm gonna try one more time. Yeah
the change over here.
I'm chained.
Theoretically, I am trying to connect.
Hypothetically, I'm loading assets.
Yeah, it's going to fail.
Don't even say that. Read the disconnect this time, though.
I'm not reading that shit.
It's a game that a driver fail.
I'm pretty sure.
I'll paste it in my server guide.
Wait, is that like maybe there's too much AI for the server to start?
like a no he juiced it too much he juiced it too much he juiced too much what's
this driver right like could that actually yeah what does that mean we
mean was it was like it's like the rig it's like the rig that it's on right
or something I mean I'm good we're like it's on whatever it's on right now the
shit PC it's on yeah okay all right I give up yep I give up all right let's go
let's go I'm gonna send you guys there other officials ever came up yeah
That's so sad. That is so sad. I was cooking I was cooking so hard. Oh my god. I was cooking so hard
I cannot believe that I could not believe that. Oh my goodness. I'm so pissed. I'm so pissed. I have a concession what?
So when I was like getting hungry, I was looking at what the admin powers did and I was trying to fill my stomach
So I can make it to you and in the least so I depleted my stomach
I
Good work
Good work. Wait, how how does that guy know the name in the chat?
I typed the server name in the chat
I typed it in the chat
Fuck did he know
All right, what are we gonna play? I I just I just sexy I just sexy you
But the the character. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, we're doing I we do something we can grow quick like a sir top
No, sir. Hello. Oh
No, we're gonna do a sir top
I'm trying to do that. I said over time
Fuck you. I'm doing it
I'm happy that if he let it get since
Yeah, I don't know how they got the server name. That's literally impossible
How is that possible how do they have that how do they have how would he help you possibly guess that name?
It's literally a random name that means nothing
Okay, yeah, I get up. I joined the division one. Okay. We're going. Yeah, I'm in there
So that's alright. Uh, yeah Sarah. All right guys the name of the simpers one two three seven games it
There you got us
I'm gonna wait for your small code
Wait, do I have to wait for spawn code?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I'll wait for that.
Fall dude, I was so excited, man.
Yeah, alright.
I'm in.
The vibe on Dino aesthetics, dude.
I've been doing ones that kind of look like a peanut.
You see this one?
I gotta look like a peanut.
I gotta look like a peanut right here.
You see that?
You see it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's orange though.
No, peanuts are orange.
You're not brown
Or like hand or like mud colored or like
the funniest joke I
Hard to use orange
But it's kind of like a hint of what it's in the same categories orange. I mean
Yeah, yeah
I hope he's fine.
The question would be, when I get big, I look like I get all peanut.
See?
Okay, let me see.
Ooh!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, that actually looks hard as hell.
Yeah.
I told you I am.
Alright, let me get you that coat.
Let me get you that coat, chief.
Here you go, big man.
See you guys good.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, boy.
I'm gonna get you.
Yeah, okay. Boys, I will have my- my gentleman work on the server and get it fixed for tomorrow.
That's what we'll do. That's what we'll do.
Let's go, boys! Let's get it!
Oh, my shoot! I'm so excited!
We're back. We're back.
We're back, boys. Fucking dial it in.
Lock it in. Lock it in. Stop being serious. Stop being serious.
I've never been so excited for this fucking game.
Where's Rogan?
I'll be right there on that.
Fuck it, where's the board?
I'm making myself-
Oh, I hear a board over here!
Oh, go, go, go!
Are you right here?
Who's she been?
I hear a cow.
A cow?
Yeah, look, come to me, come to me.
Oh, that's a deer.
Oh, kill Edgar!
I
You won't you go on the way it's pooping blood on the blood
Well, it's going to do it catch it catch it catch it
It's so goddamn dark. I can't see a thing. I said, it's a sex for sex. Okay. Good times
Kill it. I'm on it. I'm on it. Why is this dear can be tall?
Oh
Yeah, I don't have all the
Oh, yeah, my piece go that was
Now I'm all the way.
Once you puke, stop eating!
Okay, I'll end it when I puke. I can't see myself.
On the right side of the equal turn, yellow.
Okay.
Okay, Chad said that these guys came off puke. They overcame it.
Uh...
Bye.
Um...
You can't you know what happens to all the extra food. Where'd you go? No, I think we eat till we're at 100% fuck it
It's over
The searchers can't you and how the hell do we?
How is my stomach already depleting? I just ate for 30 minutes. Do I need any settings?
specifically no we do we need to get a gravel dirty girl oh the little rocks
little rocks what about this alt attack manual alt attack enabled yes oh there's
No way. There's no way.
You just bit me and I died.
You just spot code. See if you can use this spot code.
It might be early on in the afternoon.
Oh yeah, we're safe. We're safe.
We're the coach one.
I'm sure you have to find us.
Our food drops ridiculously fast. You see in that?
Yeah, I get why he eats forever.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm sure he's going to eat a lot of food.
He's going to eat a lot of food.
forever. I gotta get these bees fixed. You need to kill that poor ashef though.
And we all see those ghettos where they're called. The rocks on the ground.
The gastro-ghettos. Yeah, yeah.
You take it. I'll give you a little bit. I'm giving it a hernia.
Here we are. Yup.
He's rested. Relaxing.
I'm spawning. You guys should eat me.
Oh, yeah! Wait, sir, there's our carnivore eat cannibal rolls.
Wait, where did Roe die? Yeah, we need to eat his little body.
Where is he at?
I just hit the spawn curve. I'm here. I'm at the wall again.
I died near the wall.
Your server is working. We're on your server.
Nah.
Nah, I don't trust that.
Nah!
Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
Uh, wait, I used your Sponko, but I don't see you guys.
You see this? I'm between us.
Oh, the name plates are off.
You zoomed right by!
Oh, I don't know how to turn the name plates on.
Oh, here!
Oh, I see. Is this here, right here?
Yeah, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I don't have your name plate for some reason.
It's weird.
Good luck with that. Let's go kill that boy.
It'll make me turn on. I haven't appeared earlier with me.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm going to try that.
Oh, yeah.
It's actually working 170 on your server.
Okay, well, second that we try to go, I know how to shit guys.
Guys, what if we just try really quickly?
You're going to go?
What if we just try really quickly?
Alright, fuck it.
Yeah, we're just going to be...
Yeah, we'll come back. We'll come back.
How about you guys stay? I'll go try.
How about no?
I'm gonna fuck yourself. I'm gonna fuck yourself. Okay, Matt. Yeah, fuck it
This is still the other name
What's the name? Yeah, yeah
What's the name? What's the name? That's the same same name same name same name
We got the right
There's definitely a lot of people on it. I'm loading assets. Oh my god. Oh my god
Are you in?
What no mass I think you actually I'm actually again. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm not setting currently wait guys guys guys guys
Wait, is it a fake one? It's a fake one. No, I mean I mean I mean wait what?
It's a fake one
We just got baited so fucking hard oh my god, we just got baited so hard. Oh my god
I can't believe we just got baited that hard, holy shit.
Fuck, I didn't think of the possibility of being baited.
We just got baited so hard.
Fuck, man.
Oh, fuck, whoever made that server, actually.
Fuck you.
Oh, my God.
I'm going back to the, oh, my dad is so strong.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Well, I'm having a little trouble.
fuck!
we'll guard your body, we'll guard your body
thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you
whoever that is
actually fuck you
literally fuck you, I hate you
oh my god
manual attack
epilepsy mode
oh my god
yeah, I probably don't want to test
at the end!
oh my god
at the end!
turn the limit off
oh there's a boy there's a boy
Jack I still don't have the nameplate bro
I just found it
I don't see you
met my dead body right now Jack if you know where that is
um roar
I know you're watching
fuck come here
hmm
Okay, why do I have your fucking name?
Thank you, oh yeah back in I'm back in thank God thank the Lord. Oh my goodness. I'm back. I'm back welcome back welcome back
Thank you sir. Thank you sir
We're just eating my dead corpse. I can't believe we just got
Yo, we got extremely one guy. That was possibly the biggest one guy. That's what that's why I never see you just send me send me like the soldier
Wait, wait, wait. Rogue's body is actually fucking filling up my entire A.
Really?
Cool yourself.
Wait, hold up. Rogue's filling up your A? Rogue's filling up your A?
We rogue filled up my A!
A, no, A, no?
Wait. We rogue filled my A! Fill my A!
Okay, hold on. I'm scared.
Uh, oh my god.
Way too loud. Hold the fuck on me.
You took all of Rogue.
No, Rogue took Rogue and then I came and I finished it.
You come at the same time.
Oh, so Rogue filled your A and then you finished him off. Okay.
Yeah, Rogue was filling his own A and then...
Ah-chia. Uh-chia. Okay. Oh, we need to find that bore.
Okay, wait Pino. We don't have an airplane. So, we're losing that.
Oh, you all right guys? Come back back to the road.
Back to the road. Back to the road.
Okay, me and Jack, the guy.
Oh, it's Rainer. To your left.
Hey, gang. How you doing?
Hey, you speaking my P-boys?
Hold two.
Welcome in! Welcome in!
new thing for wish of which come on now
i can eat that yeah man just to please i hope that guy gets no christmas presents
is that the fucking stomach why is the i hope that guy has the worst 2026 out of
any year he has ever lived or will live
fuck that guy i was full hp now they're like health or like stomach or
something now it's like yeah this guy this guy's stomach is
bitch made you gotta keep eating there's a hog down here
You better find him.
Yo, let's kill him!
So right click does a poisonous bite?
Uh, I don't really understand how it works.
You hold it down and then you release it to bite,
but it's supposed to be some type of bacterium bite.
Oh, so it's like a- it's like a knot.
Are those spiders?
Yeah!
Someone's spider's gonna move it down.
Don't bite me!
You bit me.
No, I don't.
Perfect.
Okay.
Who was that?
Who?
I don't!
I'm dead!
Oh, it's who was that?
Who did that?
Who was that?
I'm gonna get him back, hook a shit.
Try.
You just saved both of you guys' names over and over again.
How many fucking little babies are you living?
You bit me, you bitch.
No, I'm not even near you, I haven't bit.
Oh, then what the hell am I taking damage to?
He did.
The hog will get you.
The hog bit me, the hog bit me the last game, I died to the pig.
I
This gave you a creaking your hog the hog is cranky
Who howls a deodorant to team it up really?
Well kill him
I'll be there the moment I have to relax
You just relax I know are it also
I saw
Chunk out of your ass. Yeah, I did. I don't really understand. Yeah, this is my first time playing
So basically you don't want to bite your teammates, right but the hitbox doesn't necessarily look like it's like good either
Okay, the deer and the hogger on me if you guys get to me
I'm out of my left but cheek missing from road
I'll be there momentarily. I will be there momentarily
I'm chasing the deer, but you guys want to pay which one you want we both we B&A
Okay, well, they're kind of splitting so I'm gonna chase the pig right now. Are you
Dracking you chase the deer
No, I'm laying down. I'm also hurt. You did me too
Well, you might be the damage motherfucker
We are 17 seconds in and me and dragon ball
At least we're playing
But are we cuz we're just laying down here. Okay. Well, I'm laying down
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
How do I lay down?
Where are you?
I lost you.
Hold H. Hold H, okay.
I'm gonna wait for you.
Higgs in front of me.
Should I hit the roar button?
You hit the roar, one roar, one roar.
Number one.
I did, do you hear that?
No.
Okay.
If I hear the hog, he's right in front of me.
I see him, I see him.
Yeah.
Are you going first?
I'm going now.
Okay.
I'll do by I'll do by I'll do by you go you go
Oh
No, no, no, I don't have organs even before we're here to hospital. Oh
My god
Because I'm doing up in my BA Y
What's going on? I thought I was on the main game same
The heart on the menu
That's not start for
Oh
Okay, we got we gotta kill the deer then I thought how much on the meat goes dude, I think go to her
There's so like weird mechanic by the way that and they keep telling me we got like throw up on it
But you can't throw up and then it like
Rods and then you even a rod so I have no idea
I just have to sit here until all the red is gone no until the bleed at the bottom right has a plus symbol
Okay, right. What is that? Okay?
You guys are for me. I'm a barofi, yeah
Spam right click to puke we've got we've got a puke on okay wait. We can get back up a puke on it
Good nameplate should pop up if I close it.
Yep.
I don't really want to puke on it.
Jack Ripper will roll real quick.
Oh, we're too small. We're too small. We can't puke in.
That makes no sense.
Is it like a perk that you can puke on it?
Because we probably don't have that yet, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm just trying to puke on it and I can't do it.
Wait, that's on me.
That sucks.
That's our baby.
Oh, dear! We need the deer! We need the deer!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
This dinosaur's dead! This dinosaur's dead still for me!
I'm coming! I'm letting him do the damage! I'm letting him do the damage!
Get him!
So, do you want to do your dinosaur back here?
Oh, he's past me. I saw him. I see him.
I'm going for him.
Is this a little dinosaur behind us? It's like a mini-rounder.
Stupid deer bitch.
Good work, boys! Good work!
You're somehow shooting my trail road? Please hold me.
No, no, I'm holding on the dead guy.
What the hell?
Oh yeah, we're cooking.
We are cooking.
I'm at 60% increased growth rate.
Great diet.
Even says great diet.
Should we kill that little dancer?
Absolutely.
Fuck that.
He's a shit.
I'm leaving, so I gotta chill.
You want to go to the game?
Stop today, Bastard.
Let's kill him.
Should be right here.
Wait.
should be right here wait if we
press Q can we like find blood?
I think so.
I don't know.
You know the whole chat is saying
you bit me, you bite me one more
time, I'm actually gonna chew on
your balls.
I didn't bite you.
I'll let you bite me right now.
What do you say to your name?
I'm gonna actually.
Yeah, you want to bite these
balls, master?
Take a little nibble.
Get ready, look.
I'm ready to take a little
bite.
I'm having make my day. We gotta wait for him to you love make my day
We give you a second boys
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, you died of slug
Now peek into my mouth
Yeah
I'm the alpha here
I'm the alpha Syracosaurus wait rogue. Are you?
I'm a male. What about you female? What am I gonna do?
What is coming out of that mouth? It's like white drops
My dog does that. I pressed 3 and he just started doing this.
Oh, that happens every time.
Yeah.
I think we're just skewing it out.
Yeah, there's 12 of them.
Good maxing, good maxing.
Yes, sir.
We're doing it.
Activating poison.
This is...
Oh, I think this is to charge your right click.
I don't know.
Then press H to stop doing it.
I just right clicked and stopped.
I don't think you should be right clicking when we're all right here.
I don't think I have that power yet. Look, I'm right clicking right now.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Let me try to change my thing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to go.
Oh, the dinosaur designs are kind of low-key sick.
Jeez.
A dinosaur be drippin'.
Drippin' into that latest dinostyle.
Jeez.
Yo, we can clean our sheets.
These are my feet.
Make my dino option complete.
I think that thing we were doing, though, just took away our stomachs, like a lot.
Yeah.
Whatever we were doing there.
Well, let's just start puking again, then.
I
Now you'll kill some deer and hogs. How do I set the alt attack?
Me and the boys on the way to the deer and hog store
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She'd be right over here.
We don't need hogs, remember?
We don't need hogs.
We need deer.
We need deer and
the other seratosaurus
and goats.
Oh, we can eat. We can be
cannibal.
You're a fucking oinker.
Oh, shit. Fucking oinker.
Let's get him. No, we don't need him. Oh, we don't need the oinkers. Yeah, fuck that oinker
Let's go. Let's go to the the breeding grounds where the jet
I'll be through
I
Want British the great East
This music is bumpy. Do you guys got the music on?
Have it at zero
My dad was focused up using all those distractions
I'm looking good at 35% 36.5 get fucked idiot. Oh, how are you bigger than I am?
I mean, I'm at 34%
It's another one to right there. Yeah, we were one of those fucking clumpers into month
those hoofers yeah those hoofers keep your eyes out boys keep your eyes out
fucking hoofers like to hang out this area
come on guys come on boys come on boys go to test that can I'll be cute for me
I've got big legs like you guys I've reached for all legs are very simple
I'm like two percent less legs
Well small eggs back there
On a big room like I'm surprised and here you go. You're shorter than me before you say what you're about to say
Yeah
Okay, okay, wait, why are you surprised? I'm sorry. That's all good. No, I already forgot now at this point. Hey, what the hell?
He's just a friend
not a friend of me which is one of those hoofers
are you bleeding or no no I'm glad I'm glad okay
you go you go you go oh you're so much bigger now look at it we're bigger than
the deer. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Should we actually? Yeah, I gotta go. Good work, Adam! You know boys,
that's shit boys. If Rogan do bite me I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go down town, I'm gonna bite you in real life.
Well, technically I'm in Missouri so. Well, you're living in Canada, that's punishment enough.
My feet are almost full. We gotta find another hooper. Oh my god dude, that guy didn't last for
Shit we're big now. I think the search is real fast
We're mad. That's the take for a dub for a dumb was that like for a full for a full groom
I have no idea. I use like three. Okay. Okay, but I guess no, I don't know we get up to three X
We get all three build up. I think okay
All the boys
Lookin on the left of the bridge. Yeah, Canadian bacon. I had to come from a country that had bacon like yours didn't
That's shit is bacon is just ham. That's horrible. He got Canadian bacon
My mom forced me to eat that shit all through my childhood. It was the worst
I don't know what you guys are doing up there, but but no, let's switch it up. Let's switch it up
Yeah, yeah, have you ever had Canadian bacon? Nope
It's just ham, but for some reason they call it Canadian. It doesn't make it feel like real bacon. It's just ham
It's a bacon form
Yeah, but I don't know why they call it Canadian. We don't like that shit either. Yeah, okay, pal. All right, buddy
They is it isn't your milk in bags. That's like the east part of Canada
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the mouth is in bags
The big in his hand and their army is like seven dudes and goofy
I'm cool dude. I come from like the cool like Texas side of like can't like help her
Texas size again. I mean save me like Alberta is like the most Texan of Canada
Country
Yeah
Wait, you know go ahead and say milk for me one more time. I'm not saying it
Follow your Alpha Sarah, buddy
close your eyes and take a 90 degree turn
I'm dead
I'm shit I was dead I can't believe it
oh oh oh oh I'm in a tree I'm in a tree I'm in a tree
I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back I'm back
oh shit
boys we do not have admin powers on the server
yeah we got it
lock in lock in lock in lock in
come on guys this way this way this way
we're gonna leave us and do not kill us
It's a question, question, question, question.
Also, I'm not gonna get lection on how to say milk.
I'm a gentleman who says sorry like you suckin' it.
You want it through a froth.
Milk. Fuck you.
You put a E in there.
Oh, sorry! Sorry!
No, I speak normal.
You put the E in front of the iron behind it when you say milk in front behind it
Replacing
Oh, no, I'm not going swimming again, bro. These motherfuckers suck at swimming. There's crocs in here. No, yeah
Oh wait, we're not on a 2x server anymore. Oh fuck. I forgot about that
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
We guys we have to master our right click and figure out how it works before we start attacking real big guys
They got a fire range for this game
No, there's nothing evil
You got this guy does that my abilities
That's how does the right click work?
We use right click by holding it running at the state at the same time
Least stop using it's very powerful by the release of that tree will make the other guys throw up wait wait
I said, oh, that's something inside Intel inside Intel.
Okay, I go to hold it down like that.
We can't hold it forever.
So my mouth is already closed.
Oh, gosh, we're just right here.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a chair on this.
Yeah, yeah, let's kill them.
We do have a pack up before I should be grab them.
Oh, I assume you don't know.
Let's eat the next one.
I mean, we are cannibals.
We could.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you think we should team up?
Well, I see we team up with this one, so we have four guys and then we eat the next one.
Okay, so this guy's the friend and then the fifth guy's the baddie.
Yeah, yeah, fifth guy's the baddie.
Okay, I'm done.
He said you'd chill.
This guy's like, he's nervous, he's off the rip.
Are you guys friendly raiders?
You guys friendly raiders over there?
Hey raider, hey raider.
you guys friendly oh buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy yeah
there's a bird there's a bird yeah there's a bird you get that one how do you get that one
lots of that's come on boys that's a real guy i got it oh oh sorry i'm pretty sure that's the guy
that just asked for chill wait uh wait so what he was just wait no wait that's a no dungeon
I
Like is this local chat meant for all dinosaurs or is this meant for our I
Think some servers have it on only the dinosaur
Okay, the type of dinosaur you are wait wait wait. Let's make sure this is on the list
This is not on the list. This is not on the list perfect perfect. Don't even know
Oh, you about it. He's gonna be a little bit. Yeah, oh, it was that we kill
No.
Mm-hmm.
Well, we can add some.
Wait, so was that bird on the list?
Uh, I have no idea.
Okay, great.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't.
Okay.
Oh, well, gashelit, go ahead and eat.
Okay.
Was it just like a little plant in the ground or something?
He's a rock.
I'll press the button whenever it says that.
Yeah, it's kind of glitchy.
You gotta walk around a little bit.
You keep doing it until you press tab and it says ingesting gashelit.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Is it like the animation where my guy goes down?
Yeah, where your guy goes down.
And Justin, where do you see that part now?
That side, on the bottom side of the boat.
Bottom of the voice.
Oh, yeah, didn't have that.
It just says great diet.
This is the footprint area.
Should we put the air out?
We eat a little food, yeah.
Yeah, we could.
Okay.
We're gonna be here in the server. Oh fish
Step on him step on him
He's going for he's going for it
Your bitch
Wait, wait
I just go with you. I'll try a little bit. Oh, we're guys. We're guys live
He don't boys. He don't oh
Save some for probably that oh
There's not much left save some for proper beat boys. Hold on now. Hold on now. Bring back now y'all
Hey, good night. I don't I saw the eating hold up. I know y'all. It is. It is. It is. It is just deleted itself
It just deleted itself. Whoa. No way. How's that happen one?
You know you jackass
I'll find you another deer. Oh wait there's another dinosaur! Where?
On the other side of the island, to the left. We gotta jump over this part and then he's
on the left by the beach. Is he bigger than us or smaller than us?
No, no, he's the same size I think. He's on the rocks on the beach over here.
Murder.
Have you done your prime tasks yet? What the fuck?
I don't know what that means.
But dinosaur.
Oh I see him, I see him, I see him. It's a chicken.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Oh my god, he's on the run, he's on the run. Look how fast he is!
I'm gonna die. I'm fully under water.
Bro, your head's above water.
We're gonna have submarine telescopes.
Oh, shit!
Shit! I'm so high!
Wait, try the mic.
We need some gas on this first.
Try that mic.
What the hell? You coming for me?
he's got some guts with this damn dude
right there, there, there, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's, he's flushed, he's flushed,
he's flushed, he's flushed, he's so fucking fast
go go go he's so fucking fast
what is this guy?
what the fuck he's on the rock?
he's on the rock, he's got movement!
he's got movement demon dude he's tap-saving, how do we get up there?
I actually cannot jump we can't we can't we can't do with this can't okay okay
yeah this guy's cooking us I think I'm fucking much we'll give you the deal is
it a rapper it's a raptor no my god you rock mogging rock that's like a race
player so he's angry and racist generally all right
I think I heard a deer over here.
Let me do a quick sniff.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
It says great diet, so I guess I'm probably just doing okay.
You're doing pretty good.
I'm doing that real a lot.
Let's go over this way.
She was a deer over here.
Oh, Cindy wants to play.
Oh, bring her in, bring her in.
Okay, that means we have to kill our friend
Oh, there's a deer get up get up
I'm coming. I'm coming. Java. Did you Java die?
That's cool. We need to eat it with part of our diet
Nice this tears for me you back up buddy
I told GenD what server and I told her the dinosaur was a drag.
Did you stop batting?
Does that help girls by fighting like that?
I don't know.
I just kind of wanted to kill it and just move myself to bite.
board did turn to choices and it's what I am the album you know what's your what's
your growth I'm at forty three point four percent mm-hmm yeah how come I can't
see mine you can't it's a bar when you press forty one point eight guys guys
guys guys for other things we have be filled up right so we need either go
He is he is he is
Wait wait wait stop eating me stop eating it's not working. Oh, I see the queue. I see the queue the bone
Yeah, no, no, it had it showed an A and a Y, but if you were supposed to take out its organs for us to get it
Oh wait, that's a Sarah. No, that's all that's her friend. That's her friend. He crashed he crashed
Okay, well, we can get rid of him anyway. I'm weak. I'm weak. I have to plop right here. All right
We do you know he does for our diet
He knows he knows that for our diet. I don't know. I mean
Guys, I mean I am pretty hungry
Guys
We gotta lay down right here. We gotta lay down.
I'm gonna go.
Karma works fast in this game.
Holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, that fucking thing was huge.
Dude, those guys were massive.
You mean to take them?
No. Not even 1%.
No, no, no. We're way too small now.
Sure?
Yeah.
Jinjin needs a drag.
Oh, he got you?
And then she's asking girl or guy.
I think I said girl though.
girl though because we have two guys here doesn't matter I'm a guy as well I'm a
guy I'm a guy I have to click back in the game bro can you move cuz I don't
like you yeah yeah I'm gonna move
it comes oh there's a bite okay we're gonna do mine first click this might
yeah I'm ready to be a girl or a guy lady I don't it's on Steve yeah I don't
know if I'm a girl but there's no one else he's going from super dad you
not press escape and check yeah yeah press have okay top left top left so
Like a girl. You're lady at least it is really bad at Gigi
Yeah, what does fuck jack over and over yeah, let's lay over and over and over and over and over and over
I'm not my place. I don't know if we're gonna say word
Okay, I'm gonna let's go be as we can stand up and Sarah from the TV series
I'm I'm doing so icons read. That's all I need to wait for it till it's gone, right?
I
Know we don't know the names of anything this could be a serum wear off over a psorias
There's a bee over here guys. There's a bee. Oh, yeah. Oh, these are these other mine. Okay. I got the plus. I got the plus
Do we need to get in here somehow?
I don't know how to do any of this I can help you all but you're mean
We're just hungry. I hear my boy. We're just hungry. I mean, according to Gindy, she said we could have five in the group on the server.
Really?
You might as well invite Jabba back.
No, but we're going to try to eat Jabba.
Jabba will be cool.
Jabba will never trust us again.
Okay.
I'm going to send her my coordinates.
We screwed it up. We broke Jabba's trust.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm not going to add you on this card because we literally need a Saratosaurus.
We need to eat that.
That's what I'm saying.
We can just.
We should we just tell him we thought it was another Saratosaurus?
Sorry.
He thought you were another Saratosaurus.
other seratosaurus
I'll be
Oh my gosh you guys are so close to me
Really? Wait actually?
Yes
Wait where are you?
What the fuck is that?
Wait wait wait wait wait
Drop him drop him with G
And then I think we pull
Wait wait wait don't eat him don't eat him
Oh no don't eat him
Don't eat him don't eat him
I think if you press G on him once
once I think we try it allowed the oh I do I think you should small avorians oh
yeah how do I put you dropping with you again I just eat them fuck it yeah well
I'm not gonna eat him I want to fill my bar oh you only want certain things this
isn't one of them yeah oh fuck what what what what what what's mutation mutation
everything is fine what are you gonna I go I go cock genital how do you check if
I don't have one.
There's cellular regeneration, that's it.
I'm at 46.2%.
I don't know if you guys need to get your mutations.
All right.
We got that dude.
Wait, in front of us.
It's a deer.
We don't need deer.
We need boar.
We need a seratosaurus.
And a dylo or a goat.
I just walk around holding E when it says gas on.
I just walk around holding you when it says casual
You're our friend now you be your job actually gonna be cool. He's right here besides some item
Can I let him or no, I think so yeah alpha's gotta do it
I'm the alpha, I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust.
Come on, I'm just, I'm just...
Alright, oh, so we're sure we're not killing him?
No, the duck is literally roleplaying in the chat.
Okay, alright.
This guy is ERPing right now.
Alright, there was a gatchelor somewhere out here.
Right here. Oh, sorry, it went away.
There it was.
Oh, here we go, here's one. Got it?
If you eat it occasionally or what?
Yeah, you want to eat it as much as possible because it lowers your food.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, OK.
You won't starve?
Eh, it was with five food.
OK, about five.
It goes.
We're waiting for Dinji here, you know?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I think we are.
I'm pretty close to you guys.
I'm going to roar.
See that?
Yeah, I don't hear that.
Yeah, the rain is so loud.
Yeah, rain.
Rain, rain, go away.
Come again another day.
Oh, my God.
Did you die?
We're gonna live forever!
Why do you even take any damage?
How in the hell?
I don't think I want to replicate what you just did.
Yeah.
That's an expert technique, pal.
You're not ready for that one.
You were kind of, yeah.
You're not ready for that one.
Okay, follow me boys.
Follow me.
What's that area with the flowers?
Uh, you want that with the footprints?
Yeah, where you going with the footprints?
Do you want to meet there?
Oh yeah, let's do that.
Apparently, bones give all three nutrients for Sarah.
So if we...
Oh, there's a guy over there.
I think it's a Sarah.
Let's kill him. Let's kill him.
Kill him. Kill him.
Did you warn?
Just make sure that's not you.
Um, I'm in the jungle.
We're in the jungle.
jungle and we're about to snap this guy's neck. Right here? I don't see him.
He's on the right, on the right, guys on the right.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him.
He was eating a deer. He was eating a deer.
Oh, that's a deer. We need that. We need that. That's our diet.
No, we got to play here. We can take his deer. We can take his deer.
No, no, no. We need to take his deer. We need to take his deer.
Fuck his deer. Fuck his deer.
Oh, I'm at the gate.
Go, go, go.
I think that thing has an opening.
Get up, boys!
Yeah, okay, right.
They're leading me. They're leading me.
Oh, he's talking to the water big time.
Oh, Frog!
Sorry.
You see this, Sarah?
You mean Frog of Shores?
You guys, right click, you can run faster, I think, guys.
I'll do it.
You're making me go bugger.
Get up, Jack!
Get up!
Oh my god, it's a fucking aquatic battle.
Hahahahaha!
Not an aquatic battle.
He's killing me!
Fucking kill him!
Oh my god, there's a raptor over here, guys.
Guys, there's a raptor.
Guys, kill him!
We did it, we did it.
We did it.
Java got him!
Java's got him!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
There's another raptor!
Go for the raptor!
Oh my god, someone's called you a hutch.
Bro, you're gonna have to kill a raptor.
What?
What does that mean?
I got the boys!
No, no, no!
What do you want?
Nah, he's just running like a bitch.
Fuck it, I'm coming back so I can get the snack.
Oh no, it's gone already!
Oh no!
Oh no, it's gone already!
Oh no, I got a little bit though.
Oh, it's a long aquatic battle!
I'm quite hungry!
I'm quite hungry after that long aquatic battle!
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
He's trying to mount me.
I would run out that far, team.
I'd come back to the squad.
I'd come back to the serious squad.
He's got me.
He's trying to mount me.
Wait, no, that's not a raptor.
I don't know what that is.
I'm going to be with Joe
Lost in six nine four two
Laro. Oh, it's Corpse blood in
chat. Okay. It's cloudy and it
burns. Do you think I should
be worried? No. Yeah, that's
definitely a hard. Maybe it's
okay. That just means you're
healthy. You got a key to the
health. I'm at 50% grown
I've had a flex on us.
2% flex on us.
Wait boys, there's a fucking deer in the water right here.
2% maxing.
Where?
Oh, kill a hymctor!
I'm about to have a little soup.
Oh, you're going to chat up!
Ah, a deer's soup, I favored.
Oh, I'm gonna drown him.
Do you get him?
Oh, I think he's drowning.
Oh, no, I got him.
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
Go and worry!
I'm gonna be a first snack, boys!
up on the water here we're gonna go for the right I can use a little nibble of
that new doubt no doubt I think he's sloshing that you're gonna drown come
this way this way this way this way okay okay hurt her oh yeah my stamina is
like low I'll take the deer from you
Oh my gosh, back, back, back!
I bet you would want it.
Might just drop it over here.
Snipe!
Alright, let's snack up.
Okay, I'm in this place with all the salt trees.
Go, go, go, go!
Gigi, go down that alley.
I got the deer, I got the deer!
I'm just gonna drink!
Okay.
I'm just gonna drop the fucking deer.
Fuck you, fuck you, this is my deer!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
That's it back to real biting coming
Okay, you can have that dear boys. I got something over here
I forgot the Southern like
What do we eat?
I'm gonna fuck your ass.
Bro, please help me bro.
Wait my friend, I actually won't eat.
I actually won't eat.
You know, I feel good boy.
I can't eat either.
What the- Bro, duck up!
Get back here bro!
I don't think we can eat this guy anymore, at least it's like-
I think this thing's bugged, I think he-
Oh yeah, it's bugged, it's bugged, it's bugged.
I don't want to be here, I don't want to be here, follow me, follow me, follow me!
I'm going to it, I'm going to it!
You see it?
Go, go, go!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Where is it?
Oh, it's gone!
Oh no, they said I ate it!
Oh, that's Genji.
Me, it's me, it's me!
I'm out of the group.
I am out of the group.
Do I just have to walk when I'm out?
My gosh, you're so big!
You can lay down.
No, we're here. Okay. I'm laying down. I literally have zero food. It'll be by Jeff. Oh
My god, oh
Right click you one tap to deer. Really?
It's like a super-pack the longer you hold tab this thing
From my stamina car is not gaining and I'm laying down
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming!
Go back!
I got a moth, I got a moth, I got a moth!
Hold on, E, hold on, E, hold on, E, hold on, E!
Oh, they're chasing me, they're chasing me, boys, they're chasing me, they're chasing me!
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys!
Get back up!
I just grabbed a squad of these five of them!
Holy shit!
This is sharing territory, putty!
Look at it!
Oh my god, gang wars!
Go ahead, John, look at it!
Gang war, gang war!
One's flanking, one's flanking.
I got a show I got a show peanut. I can't help you. I'm one oh
He took this he took this
You got the boys because we're going back over here. He's coming back. He's coming back over here
There's one over here. We can fight. There's one over here. I'm sure I'll do some camera
Jinji, do you see him in front of us?
There's still multiple rafters in front of us over here.
Yeah, they're all over each other.
Maybe they're rafters.
Yeah, on our area.
There's one of the rafters on the right.
He went right through the twirly trees.
I don't see them.
He's behind the rock.
Jinji, don't go up the far end of the rock.
I think we're just in Alice's drawer somewhere.
Okay.
There's one of the big rocks beside the beach.
You're right beside the rock.
He's hiding behind it.
I see, I see.
We can take it out of sources like 20 of ice
Yeah, well they kind of broke our ankles
You
I actually don't realize how fast you grow in this game. Yeah, I was really that size like I swear five minutes ago
Mm-hmm. I can see her to sources grow really fast
Am I supposed to overeat on this one?
You can't can't overeat apparently so yeah, just use as much as possible thing. Oh
I'm just laying here, on a hill, catching a vibe real quick in the rain, catching a
vibe.
Oh, my first mutation, what's the way to pick?
We have to pick our top line.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh wait, you guys did pick yours?
Oh, oh shit, on me, on me, on me, on me!
The hell is that thing?
I'm still bleeding.
I'm still bleeding right now, yeah.
I can't see him, I can't see him.
It's just you and Jabba over there.
He got.
It's just you two.
Oh, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, come back, I'm coming back.
I'm stuck in these penis trees.
Damn it.
I'm not going to use this, there's a wrap around me here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
It's a 10 out of 10, so we fuck.
I told you that's the guy behind the rock.
He was ratting.
Yeah.
That fucker played the long game on you.
Are you good?
Yeah, she's fine.
I'm waiting.
This is sitting silence here.
Fucking rip a croucher quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Quick break.
I'm getting him by staying back.
We breathe quickly.
He's wrapped you up and pulled back up.
Dude, she actually almost got fucked up.
Guys, we need to stick together.
Yeah, let me get this thing together.
They pulled it and they separated it from folks.
Does he back over on that rock?
No, no.
He's not the rock.
He ran to the forest in front of us.
They're all over there, I think.
I need water.
I need to go to the water.
Let's get in the water.
It's spooky out here.
I'm overshifting that.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
My growth rate increase is 1.5.
Oh no.
I don't think they'll blow up quick. Mine's at 95.
I have a ride, family.
Look at me.
Did you see because I'm bleeding?
I'm at 53%, boys. What are you at?
I'm at 55%.
Nice.
Okay, I gotta go get water. I have to get water.
I'm gonna go get water.
I'm gonna find the water.
You guys.
except those raptors can come back at any moment
be more a as well we define a goat was we're the goat's fine
hey is there a little thing on you what where thing for Jack oh yeah the
Yeah, okay, okay, you got it. What is that little thing fucking lizard?
All land biomes
Now that's a lot
The biome is like an environment
For the whole fucking matter info
We are in like a swamp biome right now, so we need like a
FUCK HIS ASS!
Yeah, hold right quick.
He's so fast.
Oh my god, he's got that fucking pig.
I'm coming off on the left, boys. I'm coming off.
Oh, he is so fast. Oh my god.
Guys, you ready to go?
I already like to open. I don't have the head though.
I think he got away.
I don't see him.
He's gone. He's long gone.
Alright, back to Dindi.
Come on now, babe.
Rebelle!
What diet do you all need?
I need a goat.
Tell him goat.
Goat? And we also need another seratosaurus.
And you said seratosaurus gets all of them?
No bones get all of them
Oh the phone icon gets all them the bones in general. There's a boat over here
Why oh
Gotcha, gotcha. I've been on there months. He's really he's doing for sure. I'm stuck in a lot
Don't eat it yet. Don't eat it yet. Yeah. Well, he's doing summer songs
You guys do you have to rip out his things or whatever
Oh
Well everyone's watching
Obviously if you drop the phone
It doesn't give us the organ icon, you know
It doesn't save rip organs
Then you need it's bones
Sam will be on it
And the bones give you
Fuck you guys
Okay, give me guys' bones
Oh another one another one another one
Get up
You're so slow.
I know, I'm so tiny.
Tiny.
He's a quick little bugger.
Alright, fuck him, I'm getting those bones. Where are those bones at?
We, you already ate them.
If you hold out Q, there's tons of bones all around us.
I see Q, I don't see any bone, I count her down.
Oh, wait, I'm here. He's one right here.
Yeah, they're gonna kill us.
Wait.
Well, there was.
There was one.
It just appeared though.
I don't know where it went.
Where'd it go?
Somebody else eat it?
It would have been- it probably was the icon of the one that we were eating.
I apologize.
It's tired.
Aww.
I don't know. I'm looking all- there's like a ton of bones all around it.
Let's go, let's go for these boulders, let's go for these boulders.
Oh, there's a Y guys, there's a Y on me, on me, on me, on me!
Me and Y are really bad!
Oh shit, you said-
There's a Y?
Why, why, why, why, why?
Oh my gosh, there's-
Shit, you said-
Oh, there's a Y.
I throw a Y.
Okay.
Bro, how'd that-
You're so far.
How am I so slow?
There's a deer on there.
I need to stay with us.
You see it?
I'm gonna hang about for a second.
Which means that why.
That would make us roll super fast.
We haven't had a Y yet.
I don't see the Y time.
How come I don't see it?
I don't see it either anymore.
What happened?
Hold Q.
Oh no, I see it.
I see it.
You're gonna stand still and hold Q for like 30 seconds.
Okay, yeah, I see it.
I think we always have to stand still.
Who's it yet?
It's it's with Java.
Well come on over, Genji! We go with hunting dinos!
He gave me a deer to eat.
Oh my god, if you sit down here and hold Q for like a super long time, there's...
Oh my god, you can store many things around us.
Holy shit!
Guys, we can get massive so quick!
There's an A over there too that we need.
We're on the bird area.
Which is the Y first.
There's a B as well.
I'm full on a B.
I think I'm max on B.
Is it max?
That might be...
What is B?
Is that the Sarah?
That's the deer.
Oh really?
No, I'm still full on the deer.
A is the Sarah.
Really?
It per se.
Okay, so yeah, that makes sense.
We've had a lot of deer.
Yeah, you're right.
But you move on.
I just get this Y then we get an A.
It's just either gonna be a goat, a serat...
No way, a goat, a bee-a-pa-pa, or a di-lo.
Oh my god, on the right.
Oh, that's just a pig.
Wait, alligator? Alligator right in front of me?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
What does this mean? What does that mean?
I don't know.
Wait, that might be it.
Is that a bea popeyesusosaurus?
Look how big the icon is.
Oh my god, that's a bee popeyesusosaurus.
Okay, I'm crossing the line.
Holy shit.
You're wilding, you're wilding.
I'm getting the first bite.
I'll take the first bite.
What do you think?
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
What do you think?
Kill him.
What do you think?
Oh, wait, I think it's this thing.
I watch on him.
Did you see him?
Come on, dude.
I'm in the alligator and nothing's happening.
Hey, hold up.
I think it's this thing.
I know, I ate a little bit. I'm gonna eat all of it.
I'll let go.
I'm not getting anything.
I'm not getting anything either.
Okay.
I'm getting B for this.
Okay.
Wait, check our queue again?
That was the icon.
It was.
Yeah, it was.
I don't know, bro.
You can't get anything.
Yeah, I didn't either.
I guess I'm for B.
Yeah, the B is for the mini dinosaur, I think, that was sitting there.
I need to be with the guy.
I'm taking a little sip of water.
He's refreshing
Oh Crocks are called Dio Nassakis
You mean Dino suckers, you're Dino suckers. Yeah
He's B
What was the Y icon though? I don't know that much to be a dialogue a sephora's be a paparces or a goat
Boy, I see an A on my screen
Where?
Why see I see it straight up that way
Okay, that's yes, yeah, okay
That's still in your chat.
We got a pink system?
Did you see what Javaset?
What?
Game Chat?
Okay, he said if we run into a pack of valor we have to fight.
We got it, we got it.
Because we're slower, but we'll fight harder.
And then we have to go across the water again on the left side.
Oh, I'm out of stamina.
He has no stamina. Yeah. Oh my God.
Captain Jordan down with the ship.
Lay down. We're safe. We're safe. We're safe. We're good.
We're good. Calm down.
We won. We're we're we're we're off my nose off my nose. He's in the middle of the water.
Is that a rock? No, no, no. He was moving. That's a fucking croc.
That's a croc.
It might be two or it's just one.
That looks like a rock.
No, no, but the one on the right, the big one is definitely a croc.
That's a rock.
Alright, go test it then.
Go test it.
You think rocks just randomly get bigger?
I will when the water level goes up and down, probably.
Is that a rock has not moved his entire time?
No, it's cause he's the one, he's the one, he's the one.
Uh, what the fuck is that?
What?
On the right?
Why is there a bunch of fish flying in the sky?
I don't see that too.
I'm just gonna go ahead and get away from the shore.
Are we in a crazy area?
Yeah, yeah, Jalvis said that we're nuts for resting there.
Yeah, that's true, probably are.
I'm telling you, that's not a crocodile.
Peter, I want you to just sit still. You know what, Peter? Fine.
Rogue is just simply not worth it at your size.
Rogue?
Tanner?
No, little bitch!
Come here, little bitch!
Come get this skinny little dinosaur!
Oh, no. Don't fuck my butt.
No, don't get me. Don't bite me.
Nah, he's not moving. He's a bitch.
This is the ROCK!
That there is the rockiest rock I have ever seen.
I know rocks.
Give that to rock.
Peanut, the rock has went from one side of the river to the other side of the river.
It's migrating for the winter.
Also, where's the link to the left side?
The rock is flying south.
That's like an animal stuck in the water.
Guys, all I know is that that's not a crocodile.
That is not a crocodile.
Judge, please, Jack, please.
Just can you go in there a little bit?
Scroll wheel up.
Oh, yeah, that works.
There's another dinosaur over there.
Yeah, look, he's moving.
That is a croc.
That is a fucking croc.
He is moving.
Zoom in, Pino.
Scroll all the way up.
I told you it wasn't a croc.
Look, it's a fucking deer.
Not the deer, the one that's still in the water.
The-the-the BATS ON THE ROCK!
Yeah, it's-no, no, no, it's moving, it's moving.
That's Patrick's pet rock!
It's-that's why it's moving.
He's hunting the dinosaur on that little island.
Yeah, look look look look look!
He's moving, like a freak!
And you went to go test it.
I'm telling you guys, that is not a crocodile.
Chad, that is not a crocodile.
It might be the alpha-
It's definitely an animal.
It might be the Alpha-cera right now.
Okay.
Unless Peanut goes in there and tells him...
I'm the Alpha-cera!
A to the west and rot
Never ever smoke weed a to the okay this way
A to the west and rot
My side rock games
Do oh, we're crossing the water here. Yeah, I'm going to a
Yeah, we're talking to a job is crossing for crossing
I still think we should go to these like bone things instead well if we get the
A it'll grow as faster than the bones no let's see infamous B historic rock
a source I've heard tales of it
there's a bone right here I'm gonna go straight to this board you have it we
We gotta say we gotta follow you.
Okay.
We're following you brother.
Big A, Big A.
What's that?
Is that even sitting in this forest?
Something big.
Something on Java.
Peanut, peanut, go around.
On Java, on Java, on Java.
Okay, okay, okay.
Go, go, go.
Oh, it's a gate, it's a gate, it's a gate.
No way.
What's the codes?
It's a gate.
I don't see a Y on the map.
It's an A.
Well, it's an A.
It's an A.
Oh.
Who knows?
It's the same stuff from Papapita.
Papapita's hungry.
It's definitely an A.
I'm going to let you have some.
I'm backing off.
Okay, well, what was A then?
What's that?
A was a...
No, A is either...
Bones will only give you A and B, not Y.
That was either a Sarah or Torrance?
Yeah, it's a dinosaur for sure.
Alright, my A might be your full winged eagle.
Oh, he's a Y right here, guys!
Oh, that's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to rip his intestines out.
What animal was that?
Might have been Sarah or a patchy cephalophysis.
It's your next time we got it
Oregon Johnny
I love whenever everyone tries to say the name is great. Who's that Pokemon?
There's some bones over here dinosaurs were named
Yeah, whatever name in this kind of big
We actually feel like ever to my stomach for anything like eat rocks. I got you I got you think
I guess we can overeat though so it's fine right this is a be
We hold up ways it you don't need it yet. I'm not wait. We got to drag this out the opens. We can really examine it
Yeah, we go. Yeah. Yeah, where's that? What is that rapper? No, there's no rapper. It was a snake
There's legs
I didn't see your legs.
Are we gonna take out his, oh yeah, T.I.'s organs and then put him over here.
Then...
How did you, uh, grab its organs?
Press G on it.
Yeah, when I press G, I pick up the whole thing.
No, no, don't hold G, I press G.
Okay, I'll try it one.
Alright, I did it.
So now, it's...
Nothing, I thought it turned to Y.
Okay, let's just follow him to the highlands.
Wait, it worked.
I can actually work.
It worked.
I can't eat this egg.
I got something in my mouth.
Yeah, what is it?
Is this like an ass cheek?
Yeah, these are one of his butted plans.
Now let's go down here and check it out.
You open it?
Wait, I've got a butted plan as well down here.
I just can't eat it.
He's a glitchy something
You see that oh, I'm uh my shit's going green I think yeah, mine is
It was the bar below the health bar or the food bar that's a triangle
Where's that the bar below the but like you see that the hexagon that has your stomach in it
That hex yard is filling up.
Yeah, it's green, right?
Yeah.
It's filling up with green.
Mine's green.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, that's bacteria.
It's for our bacteria bites.
Oh, so that lets us know how much bite we have on the bacteria.
Oh.
That's your poison.
You sure it's all you have now?
I don't know what you want to have anymore.
I don't know what the three does.
I
Should go kill shop, then
come back come back come back come back come back
no no we're here we're here
we gotta stay here cause dindy's gonna be just gone
he ran away he ran away
he's up on the he's up on the rock
on the edge of the forest
okay they're baiting they're baiting they're baiting for sure
everything is faster than me
oh look there's a little thing on the rock right there
yeah he's the king bait he's the king mog
they're gonna be coming for you digi
yeah just stay around digi stay around digi
yeah wait till daytime
did we like hide in the bush and then dindy like walks out into the road by herself
AHHHHHHHHHH!
F**KING SOMETHING!
Dude, they're so fast.
We have to wait until they're on top of Jinji's location.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, back to the bush, back to the bush.
No, they're snooping, no, like...
Why am I always the bait?
You just sit right there, Jinji, you just sit right there.
Can I lay down?
You lay down, you have to...
Wait, wait, they're on her! They're on her! They're on her! They're on her!
They're on her! They're on her!
I just pulled the organ out, making a little food file, making a little food file again.
Yeah, we gotta let it rot.
Okay, true.
Yeah, we need to...
We put all the organ out.
Yeah, grab all the organ to put it in the road.
Okay, how many organs do you have?
Be fucking laying down.
Fuck.
I just pulled out a whole guy out of them.
Yeah, that's the little one.
That's the little one I just talked to.
That one has organs still.
I don't know why he doesn't, cause he's too small.
I don't know, I don't know.
Peek on it, peek on it.
How do you Q3?
I got it, I got it.
Oh, we gotta see here to let these rot.
Mash right, mash right, no fuck.
I see how you do it.
How do you do it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's an ammo?
Yeah, I see.
Oh!
He's got it on him.
I goofed on him.
I mean, you just hit me and I'm bleeding.
I'm so sorry.
Good work.
It's not working.
Are you just puking?
And then when you start hearing the flies and stuff, then we can eat it.
Yeah, there you go, there you go, there you go.
I did it, I did it.
We can we pick it up and put it in the...
There's flies, there's flies, there's flies, there's flies.
Wait, where?
What's up?
There's flies around it, there's flies around it.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Which one?
No, chill on me, see?
The little baby one right here.
One right here on Dindi.
That Dindi's it, though.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, you got this, you got this, what you got this?
Me, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I was so scared to run!
On the nose, on the nose!
Oh my God.
Queer boy.
STILL THE GUYS, GET A MOCK!
You ready?
I peep peep on the...
They're not ready yet.
Bro, he's going for Jinjin.
He's in T's.
No, no, don't eat yet, don't eat yet.
They're not ready yet.
No, no, don't eat yet.
Peep on this one.
Okay.
They're healed by Bleak.
Peep on this one?
Right here?
Peep on the car case.
Watch out, watch out, Jack.
Watch out.
Oh, you dumb.
Okay, Jack.
Okay, let's go.
Maybe let's go.
Alright, wrap it by me, guys.
Wrap it by me.
Okay, we'll look one time.
Oh, our reaction.
Yep.
Oh, he's in front of me.
On the roof.
Oh really? There's one over there too?
One behind us. He's creeping up on me right now with a rock.
Look at him. Look at him. Jack, look at him.
Yeah, I don't have anyone.
You getting him?
BITCH! Got him! One shot!
You're in fire!
Good God!
No, no, I got the organ right here. I got the organ.
Wait, I wanna puke on these ones.
Okay. Oh my God, my one shot. Sorry, I'm gonna just...
my breeze guy stay away from me so I can get yeah yeah you just right quick a
bunch of times you need to keep on it yeah I did it I got I got you just want
to stand right over here let me I need you I had to be a certain size here you
reach height I don't think I can no I got fucking clothesline bro he didn't
whatever
Boy, what does oh
You fucking Jason
Okay, no, okay
Yeah, yeah, you need to recharge your puke. Hey, what are the things is this beer?
I'm here to dance or these are these right yet. So my so my so my yeah you hear that
Oh you over eat and then and then you like southeast southeast no it's northeast
I don't know bro that's southeast down here was right there to the right of that is east
up it was right here to the right yeah yeah okay well I have a different sound then
Okay listen, this guy is fitting tracks. We need to go to the highlands before we hit 75% so we get 50% stronger.
Why would the highland be this 50% stronger?
He said in the chat, he said we're not going to get prime staying here.
He said how do we do that? He said we've got to travel to migrations.
I have to eat until I puke real quick or until I have puke.
Well you have to eat rotten stuff specifically in order to gain the bile.
Is this stuff right here not bad?
The bile?
The bile is puke.
But I think you need to eat the rotten food in order to gain the bacterial bar.
That should maybe grow your...
I'm getting in.
Maybe I don't know.
Well maybe it's not rotten yet.
I shit everything.
I get shit.
That's not good.
Now that I've eaten a lot, let me try to eat it again.
Yeah, I guess you just have to wait till it's done.
There we go.
Did you eat any of the puke?
Yeah, I did.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my.
Oh, we got to put it in the puke.
It takes seven minutes to rot, apparently, with food on the ground.
You know, someone said
I can't get in the pubes
There's a, there was something in front of me
Yeah, I'm everywhere
That's what we heard
Oh, get in there
It was right where the broken
There we go, a nice saute
I'm looking
Ah, delicious
Made a miracle
That's a welcome burger right there
That's a welcome slab of meat right there
We should go, so we're gonna go highlands?
Yeah, we gotta go, we're running out of time
So what is the plan to do?
I
Move let's move
What is highlands looks like
I have no idea. We're about to learn. I've been hearing this name for three days now. It's fucking good. Is it sure?
Does it show it's you on cue?
Really guys I need to go some water before we leave
Doesn't know where we just work
With like the palm trees that are like it short stubby ones. No, I don't think I don't think that's highland
Real quick water break water break boys do water break water break. What should we energize them? We'll leave
We do venate with your eyes. There's something growling on the right of this road. Do you hear that? Yeah?
I have some angry. Oh, no, no every time I type in in chat I growl
Okay, oh
like
Kind of setting is that?
Wow
You know wow dude
thirsty boy
okay we want to get full bar real quick yeah yeah full water bar there's no way
this group can get prime xd we can't do anything
we live this line yeah I for sure thought we'd be dead by now
I mean you almost drowned in the water all right buddy almost all those pop and
you have no legs and arms all right okay all righty all righty I could
literally snap your neck in one bite
Big as your dinosaur now after we kill all this shit
66.8% they're mine 65. What's yours at the D?
We want to talk to the
Yeah, we're gonna follow drama
Javi, do you want to go see the tree line so that we can kill something on the road or do we want to be on the road?
She is on our diet
Snap your neck no one would say a thing
Then we would say a fucking thing fucking like her on the right like her on the right okay
Okay.
Follow me, dude.
Too late for Prime? Nah.
Then where you get Prime?
I don't know what I'm saying, so why do you want to get Prime before 50% or is it?
I don't know what Prime is. I don't know what that means.
Prime is basically like a mutation, right?
Can somebody explain to me what Prime is?
Okay, if you hit Prime, you get 50% stronger.
Okay.
Well, you get a fucking move on, damn.
You got to hit Prime before you hit 75% go.
You're the only chance to unlock the primability is if you do it before. So you just have to be in the Highlands before you are 75
Not necessarily. We have to do something in the Highlands before 75. Keep standing above the middle toes.
I
Walking region. Yeah, yeah, as long as you're stand-up region. Yeah, but your dinosaur looks like my
It does who mine. Yeah, you we have the same color wave I back. Oh wait. Yeah, we're the same easy. We're the same easy
same color white white red and black I guess I think I have a different pattern
guys look you guys oh guys you're coolest boys we got the colors dying you'll see
it it'll come through okay it's the same couple or you I think pattern now I
think pattern see your style I think I think that's what I picked okay all of
me you know let's see how much you know that the last second I can't remember
different poop it was okay all right guys there's a camp right there after
Highland, can you touch another special spot?
You can do whatever it takes, you'll become frail unless you ACK.
So we just want to keep our stem before it touches the toes on the left and right?
What other mutation do I pick?
Put the gas on!
I'm not going to respawn!
cocked whatever the cocked genital
I gotta do that too
for this incoming damage when fighting larger species?
yeah 15%
wait I don't have that mutation I can't put it on
15% yep
I only have one locked right now
how do you want to have one locked?
because you forgot you lost your first one that's why
oh so like I didn't get I don't get to use it
nope you missed out on it
we gotta get a move on because it just it goes away once you get your second one
oh weird yeah
we're entering the highland fairly I gotta rest up boys this is basically
Jurassic Park boys we got job is snow and shit we gotta get move on no no
We need we all need 60% stem we mean what I don't know apparently we need it for the
That's just for java sin. Yeah
So if you press enter and you hover over your paw
Or your claw
See what you're at. I'm at 67. So I'm good. Oh, I'm at 80
So what do we do when we get to the highlight
What do we do when the Highlands become prime?
Optimus.
Bro, your orange is really coming through on this fucking bright area.
Thank you.
I was thinking Highlands quite dashing.
Yeah, I feel like a fucking predator stalking through this shit
To the scars on my body ever go away, I don't know yeah
What are the scars from is that from fighting?
Yeah, I'm almost dying
Well, everybody had the scars though. I thought that's why I thought you were on the other color way
Because I everybody had this scar icons
Hmm
Maybe I am then
Godness
I'm just gonna go with the stamina I have, fuck it
I died though
Alright, render Jabber, render Jabber
Jabber's getting away, Jabber's getting away
Hey, it's quick as hell
This is the Highlands
Where all the Rids dinosaurs are
Rids and sexy ones
She looks like an H away.
Oh, I just hurt myself.
Put on some screamable music or something.
Yo, holy shit.
That was crazy.
Oh my god.
You want like a white monster?
I don't know, maybe more white.
We then leave them gas for the boys lucky. I mean I know we say it lowers the stomach contents big stomach contents
Man, how do you guys have so much stamina
I'm below the third cause right now like I'm midway through cause I'm on my palm
Fuck you've been holding shit down
Wait, so Jack, you play this game on controller 2 so you get aim assist when you bite?
No, not on controller 2.
Okay.
Unlike you, that lookie.
Oh my God, Rogue.
Do you know what I found out?
No, do you want to fall for this bullshit?
What the hell is that goat doing?
Rogue, you know how Peanut flexes his spread badges?
You know he got them on Xbox?
No.
Say your name.
I'll compare them on Xbox.
So he has not played M and K and played Apex and gotten a predadge and he claims to be a two-time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, didn't you told me last time about that?
This is slander. This is slander. This is nothing but slander.
No, I can't believe it.
My lawyers will be in times.
Holy fuck, Jack, bro.
You're so crazy, Jack.
Fuck, I don't want to be one of them.
I was a master!
Master what?
Master.
I'm Dad Slayer on 65 inch TV!
Everybody's gonna get a master!
He's gotta play the game!
Alright pal.
Okay.
Nah, it's all good.
You better than me.
Probably haven't played since October.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
You're that dino girl.
I was trying to kill it.
You're a Gundam master.
He did drop like a 5k today.
Yeah, that's impressive.
I mean, I probably couldn't.
I don't like being sarcastic.
I legit probably would suck.
All of me boys?
Nah, it's like running a bike.
True.
All the servers up for mine are fake right now.
I have my guy working on mine.
I'm like tilting my head at you like every time I talk.
Yo fucking rookie, we ERP back here in the bush?
I'm down, I'm already fine.
I'm fertile.
This is how we become prime, I'm almost at 75%.
I don't understand how this works. We just be in the highlands. Does anybody know what that means?
Let's catch up, Jack.
We're going to address air tops apparently. That's what Java said.
In order to get prime, you have to go to the highlands, kill a triceratops, and then touch the Westgate.
Right? Yeah. Oh, chicken!
Not the chicken. I see my chicken. I see my salmon.
Oh, God. Okay, that's how you get pride. That's how you get pride.
If you're wacky, gain salmon, no. Yeah, sure, guys.
You can try it out.
You're almost fully out of salmon. Yeah, I know, but I feel like if...
You might have to actually sit still in order to get it.
if you just also still i just want to do it okay do it
i mean it's fine this anyway we gotta we continue
yeah i was trying to regain spam
got the fucking high on the skies right now looking for a bitch to pull up
look at us just waiting for someone to try us yeah
i'm gonna restart chief go ahead and restart chief
You asshole.
Okay, this is a surprise.
Didn't even need it.
Oh my god, there's a huge dino next to me.
We're right, we're right in front of you.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
I got killed by the endow.
Oh shit.
You hit my sack.
Oh my god, he hurt me. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one.
Actually? Actually?
Yeah. Yeah.
He's holding he's holding strong. He's holding strong. Oh wait, it's corpse blood. It's corpse on the chat. He said it's friendly
You hurt me you must face the alpha
Here the keys
He killed you job is that he's gonna kill us job
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta help you, we gotta help you.
I got him, oh thank god.
Yeah, he's dead.
Oh, you got him, you got him, you got him, you got him.
Tell me he's in his ass.
He had to be in his…
God, Mark.
Hey, you got his organs.
Wait, do we need the organs?
The arms are…
That's yeah
Throw up on him just disrespect him
And you liberty healing
Oh, she's behind you she's up behind you wait, this is why this is why Jack. This is why no, I'm not getting why I mean what you're eating over there
I mean, no, I'm eating an organ. I'm eating an organ. That's why it's a small fire. All right. Well. Thank you, bro
Fuck
I'm gonna see this one right here. Eat this one right here
Which guys I was in 75. I'm not gonna get prime. I guess everyone 71.5
Well, we better move on
Seratops
Not sure
Wait come with me for last couple things only takes like three minutes
I'm leading
Dude, I'm hearing some crazy fucking roaring that sounded
Shit
Someone was seizing our castle of the load of rings you hear that over there
I
Well, that's our T-Rex. That's a T-Rex
That's to me. I think it was huge
You choose my thing is to push them with move
All right
I'm a java we don't eat these organs all the way I can't roll you back in we ate a different
dinosaur while you guys were doing that okay you guys are giving that this is B
Max on my B, right?
I'm gaining stamina while peanut heels
We'll wait up here. We'll wait up here. Oh
Okay, I got the person for good. We're good again. Oh
Go go go. Come on. Mr. Joey lead the way
Okay
Step where I do as long as I do okay guide. Okay guy. This is sauce
This guy's like a master or something.
Oh, these are rotten by the way.
I guess we should just stick with them.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on me?
No time, no time, everybody.
Everybody bare for themselves.
Dude, there's two things on me.
Come on, Genji.
No, did you pull up?
Bring them over to us.
Oh, this is the gate right here, the Highland Gate.
This is safe primary requirement.
That's what we do here.
We said stand where he stands exactly how long he stands there for so I do we do that and we sit here
Hey
Perfect diet yes, yes, yes
Oh my gosh
Are you dead?
Are there bees?
Eat bone eat bone we eat bone
Well, no, he's saying me so I can have perfect eyes. I have great diet. Oh, okay, okay
But I'm like I'm like five percent away from being 35 so we got hurt yourself. Oh, I'm already seven point three percent shit
That's 71 point eight
Yes, step on the gas
Tom Tom Tom we've hit three
Should be oh really?
We saw all you have to do is stand over there and then stand between those two bushes
You guys guys somebody take a picture of those bushes or something
Do you remember how do we can we can we tell if we had escape or something the hell we over prime
Like is it a should be is it a could be here? What's the deal here?
I think these guys
Pull the shit out of that
Once we hit 75 will know
Okay, okay. Oh, he's only so only so next time what prime we have to go to that rock there stand there for 10 seconds
And then go between those two voices and then for five seconds. I know you follow job. I didn't do follow job
We'll just wait here. We'll wait. We don't have to go. I don't think
New prime when you get the fourth mutation
I
Guess we'll kill that t-rex, so this is the sanctuary gate right here. We have to sit here
So you guys have to come back to me. I'm gonna get standing away. Yeah, yeah, what the hell is it yet? Oh, it's right
Okay, we're gonna drag we're gonna eat a couple more patrols so we have a hundred percent
so that we can double down on it.
I'm at 73.5?
I'm gonna go grab all that food we just had so I can grow faster.
There's a B and an A. I can grow super fast.
Close the downstairs.
He just ran through a B hide.
You have to have a perfect diet.
Judy, if you press Tab, Judy, does this say perfect diet?
Yes.
Okay, good.
The jock's the only one that doesn't have a perfect diet.
There's bones right here if you-
Am I supposed to stand somewhere else?
There's no bones right here.
You just let the worky stand.
I'm sorry, I realized too late.
There's a guy behind you!
Oh yeah, okay.
Keep coming, Denny. Keep coming up.
Here's some A.
I'm gonna pick Charles.
He's telling us, he's telling all four.
Fuckin' me and the A.
Hey, there's a little bit of A.
Oh, Jaws asking for a full, uh, uh.
I'm almost done.
Ooh, he really gave you that.
Yeah!
Oh, there's a little guy next to me.
He's asking to join our group.
We're maxed out, right?
We're maxed out.
Who's that guy over there?
I don't know, but I might one guy him.
Three, it's all charged up, are you ready?
One, two, and three!
You got him.
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Good work, boys, good work, boys.
Oh, that deep as a deer in the headlights.
I
Wait, yeah, that's he bones real quick. I can get a little bit of be over here my game crashed nice
Well
job is why you figured out
well
there goes my hero what's about he goes
what was the server guys it's an idea it's an idea
oh my there is there's some guys near him
are you serious
we have to go over to him
My stand is so low. Oh my god
What was your 35%
He will TP back. Oh, when you join back he'll TP over here. I don't think so
But he actually might be good
Come back boys come back don't get caught over there
Oh
He didn't help what am I that one can literally run into us and one tablet us. Well, I'm a 35
uh
You take no prime asset must be a prime specimen
No, you got it. You got a beauty the first one. Oh
Which one are you guys doing?
Um, I haven't I don't know
I
Do epidermis fibrosis
Oh, I'm back gastro regen
He's saying gastro or congenital. Oh, he's saying get congenital then get gastro then get damage
Then traumatic I have haemomia congenital and it wasn't the easy to do
He says congenital gastro damage traumatic
Gastro I don't see anything this sort of gastro. It's not on here
Gastrogenical. No, nothing. It's gastro.
Oh, she got that.
Gastro second and four only. Okay, so third.
You probably want damage or traumatic.
We can't wait. What's it called traumatic?
He just put in the chat traumatic.
I'm mad at 75.
Yeah, there's nothing called traumatic.
I need to make it easy up
It's something called dramatic either. Oh, it's right. It's for son only
Okay, so then damage them
Damage out. There's someone called damage either. We just make all these up
Ray drive. I'm awesome. They call pray drive either
There's multiple dinosaurs, multiple dinosaurs, boys.
Let's hold on one more time.
You get prime, boys.
You get prime.
Don't fuck with that.
You'll die.
Oh, it's a triceratops.
Triceratops.
Yeah, that's how I almost died.
I
Do the steps what's up did I miss I stood on top of the rock for 10 seconds and then I stood between the bushes for five seconds
They're pretty simple. He said he Mo he Mo he Mo mania or something is third perk
Oh, it's the first one. I did that's what we got the first one
That's what I picked for my first
I
Think I was a congenital first. I'm gonna tell you these t-rex. Okay, congenital then, but he's doing
What do you mean t-rex the t-rex over here? Oh God
Got
gashro fourth okay oh cellular cellular that or that hurt me what it's all
foot so yeah so is that's gashro and gashro four oh gashro four
we're infertile what is that over there wait I missed out on the first one so I
guess I have to wait so I wait guys I my junk don't work that's why I'm not
prime. Wait what? Yeah, I'm impotent. I couldn't get primal while my shit don't work.
There's something behind you, Jack. Jack, there's multiple, Jack, there's multiple.
Oh my gosh, where is this guy from?
He's from those gas station ride-o pills.
That!
One of the wrong ones on the left?
So many.
He pried the lines.
Yeah, because we're in a migration zone.
Is Java trying to kill it?
Oh my god, he is.
That guy can't go on this path, by the way.
Wait, look at him go!
There's a guy on me!
What the hell is that?
Shit!
Oh my gosh, I wrote it, okay.
I got a little wrapper.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
Look at Java, look at Java!
Oh my god.
One shot on gravel, one shot on...
Go back, go back!
Oh my god, he's playing crazy defense.
This is so scary.
Peter, come help him!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Get him boys! Get him!
Oh shit!
Watch out boys, watch out!
Get him, Hammond! Boys, get him, Hammond!
We're getting surrounded. We're getting surrounded. I see three or four other animals.
I'm not nice.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it!
Wait, I'm hurt.
Don't get caught up, boys.
Oh, he's coming for me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch out behind the camera all those little rappers get you get you get you get
I'm gonna hit with the material bite your bacterial bite of them
This thing is still not dead on the bikes
We're gonna begin, we're gonna begin.
Oh, watch out, shit, we're gonna attack me
and take my pairs of pack of steroids.
Did it.
He died.
We got a whole new team on us, boys.
They're packing heat, becoming strong.
They're helping us, they're helping us,
they're helping us, they're helping us.
Murder.
Think.
Oh, they're, they're really good.
We killed these ones, we killed these ones.
No one's looking at me, buddy.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Wa-sa-ee!
He's out there watching.
He's frontin' on our stand!
He's frontin' on our stand right now!
I ain't standin' for that!
Oh my god, oh my god.
These are some...
Wow.
The organs are...
Get over here!
There's like three on me, Peter.
There's a little ants.
Look at them. There's one hiding in the bush right here in front of me.
Where they used to be.
I need some steam, I need some steam.
Oh, we're hiding this bush.
You two care for them?
Nope.
I'm gonna piss them all off.
That would be a good idea.
What's fuckin' poppin' on them?
What is this one?
Just eating our food.
I'll see you again.
Like a fight.
You tell me when, you tell me when.
See that little orange fucker up the road?
Wait for him, wait for him.
What are you doing?
I got someone else.
I see we kicked the hell out of him.
Oh!
Oh yeah!
What?
There's a little guy in the bush.
Oh what's this all?
Oh Jesus.
Don't eat them yet.
We need to make them.
Yeah, we need to throw up on them.
Okay, here.
There's a little guy trying to fuck me.
He's getting me, he's getting me, he's getting me!
Get his ass!
Getting his ass?
Hey, you see this blush?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on me, on me, on me.
He's getting him.
I'm mirroring him this crazy.
Oh, he broke my ankles.
I'm almost out of steam, I gotta chill out for a sec.
He's super far, yeah, come up here, come up here.
Peek on the speed up here.
I got a peek on the peek.
What are you guys, what are you guys?
Yeah, he just went right by me, he just went right by me.
He should have hit the track, I think.
He's up the road, he's up the road, he's up the road.
Just rest on the body?
Yeah, he's a quick little bugger.
I can't get my grippers on him!
Who the hell is this guy?
Who the T-Rex?
Oh no, we would have heard that taking him a mile away.
Oh, what the- there's another one!
Here.
Get back here!
You guys puking on this feeder?
I can't.
Yeah!
I just spam click like 16 times, and it should let you dindy like literally just keep spamming
it and your dinosaur will do an animation, like just spam it a bunch.
Keep going.
Yeah!
I got him!
twice I got him twice I got him twice it's me!
Oh, you are you are you?
Oh, I got one of those! It's me! It's me! Fuck!
Fuck off!
Oh!
Here, go to the key! Go to the key!
Get the key! Get the key!
I'm coming here!
I'm fucking up!
I got them!
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
You got him!
There you go!
I
Got I've got no statement. I'm bleeding. Yeah, I got so he put a little bit
Yeah, I I stopped the month for you pal. I stopped that guy up. I was I was carpet. I was coffee. I only hit him once
I don't know what the exact quote of that is, and I've been saying it for more than the last five years.
He was getting bugged. No, sir, I wasn't found.
My moves out there were extraordinary. Extraordinary. He didn't even know what to do.
I had his head spinning seven ways from Sunday.
I don't know what the exact quote of that is, and I've been saying it for more than the last five years.
Yeah, see me know what the actual thing I'm trying to say is, six ways from sundown, that might be it.
Oh, did you do the dinosaur right to your fucking, down the road there?
Yeah, those were the nice guys.
Okay.
He was used days.
Oh, seven ways from sundae. Seven ways from sundae.
Six days until sundae.
That's right.
that's right there is my special little guy
there's a little bird on the pond somewhere
yeah six ways from Sunday that's where it is
that's where it is
are we smart puppets?
D-Rexes have UAVs. Oh my god, there's a Prime T-Rex on this.
What? What do you mean?
Where?
There's a Prime T-Rex on it somewhere.
Yep.
I don't have him found yet.
Could we take it?
Oh yeah, we can take it with a bat!
The biggest in the bat!
He's faster if he's a speed boost.
Well, I'm good.
I- Oh, I'm perfect.
I've got full stamina, no more bleeding, no-
Screens out red at all. Let's kill any more eggs. We need water. Oh
You get around back here
Oh, you both my ankles you both my coach
your ear that's what it's all about in you a reppin on you actually buy your
eye and it fucks up protecting our click
are you kidding me yeah are you fucking kidding me
wait I eat all this we're eating our food right now
like if you want to eat this or get the organ get the organ
I gotta rest up I'll just chill here with you
Oh, there's a fucking squawker somewhere, just like literally howling.
He's been howling for 15 minutes.
Fucking squawker.
Oh, he's right here on the condom.
Trim's up behind us.
Look behind my tear.
Oh, what the hell is this fucking thing with that fucking squawker?
That fucking squawker, dude.
Goddamn squawker just sitting there on the tree.
He's just UAV calling us in like a blackbird.
Is this B?
Oh, that's Y.
Oh, I can see again and I can hear.
Look at him, look at him.
Why would Y never fill a job? I don't know why.
Yeah, my Y's not filling up. Is it B right now?
I don't know. My Y never fills jobs.
I've only gotten y off one animal so far, so
Yeah, let's puke on this guy!
Oh, you want to?
Yeah, puke on him.
Okay, watch out.
You got him?
Yeah.
I gacked on him.
He squawked again?
Have you just got to wait a while or what?
I already hear the- the- the-
Oh, I do, I do.
I hear the flies.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, it's just filling up my A. I'm not- I'm not filling up any of mine.
We need water really bad.
You need water really bad
Oh, Jindy is blind and deaf after the attack. Yes, I am
This job, I know that we need water. Okay
We support my dad look up here's up left
So I'm eating bones the whole time my wife
They've been pissing me off.
That's awesome.
Uh, Genji, you're supposed to rest up here on top of this rock.
You see this wire right here, apparently?
Or are we on game?
Believing right now.
Who the hell is this guy?
Yo, stand up!
I
Was he's hurt he's hurt. Oh, he said wait
We run these streets, buddy
What are you oral for me?
You'll go ahead and drop it, what do you hear?
I'm ripping an RP Max walk right now.
Holy shit.
What the? He walks a little bit of my fucking organs.
At least smell it, see if he gives us anything.
That's holding me nothing.
How many times do you have to press E-G
until I rip out the organ? Oh, these guys are coming up to us.
Where? What guy?
The annoying one?
What are you talking about?
The little guys?
I'm gonna die of thirst!
I need water!
Yeah, Java says there's water over here.
I need water, I need water.
Yeah, I see the water from here.
Let's go over there.
Dude, those guys are actually annoying.
They won't shut the fuck up.
They're so fucking annoying!
Damn squawkers!
You see pretty big where the look right in front of us you see over there. Oh, yeah, was that what's that guy?
Which is guy the water we need the water bath now. We need to kill this guy first
Suckers month water. We're gonna die of water. You see we see these oh, this is a small old guy
Yes, we're in passion
There's a little...
Poison guy is stronger at night. Do not get separated.
These guys shut down!
Wait. Oh we got him!
Good work team!
Well you didn't get him, he's seeing a spear hit.
We water ASAP, we water down!
Where's the water at?
I have a bleed again, a little guy jumped on my back.
No way.
Are you guys always going to be faster than me?
Is it because you're bigger?
I don't know.
I feel like when you get to the big body type you'll have to see my glues.
I don't...
Maybe, yeah maybe because we're bigger in South Boards we're all 100% we should
all be the same
what do you guys I know
you know like where I'm at 78.3
I'm at 78.2
I'm gonna fix my plate really quick
well guys growth rate increases 0%
it's not even a point in finding A's and B's and Y's anymore he's gonna eat
I
See period I think so because look at growth means you're percent
Where do you see growth rate?
Okay. Oh, yeah, I see that
whatever you want now
I think we said to wait yeah, I need you to wait for a hundred that
I think 75 is 100, shit that makes sense 75 is 100, who's that guy, let's fucking kill
Oh
He's a quick a quick one. Yeah, you see that he's
Fastest fuck boy. She's I don't think we're catching on to MP. Sure
Yeah, I'm gonna rest I kind of want to divulge more than the 75 equals a hundred
Yeah, let me ask you
Like do you have to be on the spectrum to understand what you're talking about or could anybody?
No, I'm he's saying that I said how do we get to 100% growth? He said after 75% you can't oh
They see oh my god, what the hell is a little guy on me? I hope he kills you there's two little guys on your
Um, guys, why did he just turn dark all of a sudden?
Night vision, night vision.
Um.
Oh my god, you're bleeding, you're bleeding, you're bleeding, you're bleeding, yeah, yeah,
shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, lay down.
What's going on?
I think that's, I think that's poison.
Yeah, yeah, you got me by the poison.
I got poisoned?
Yeah, yeah.
Because that's my screen.
Somebody read him his last rights.
Oh, what do you write?
Somebody read him his last rights.
You're like, it's gone. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Mm-hmm.
Look.
Oh, wait, I was the same.
It's you.
Yeah, we are.
It's the same.
How the fuck did you copy my-
How do we have to copy in your phone?
Oh, fuck!
That's the point of guys!
Holy shit!
Actually, this one was mine from two days ago, so you copied me.
No, I always wanted to be a white-eyed bloop-played dragon.
Hmm.
Well, I mean, it's kind of crazy how we built that same one.
that. What the heck is that? He's coming back. He's coming back. He's coming back to us.
Oh my god. He just closed on the fucker. Okay. Seriously. Of course, I'm the one with the
bleed. I think that was Java. Java was right next to you.
Peter, I've been both of you at the same time. No, Java, look at Java was called.
How would I bite you with Java's in between us?
How could I possibly bite you a job is in between us right now?
He's going back
What
Little bastard that little cunt I fucking ate him. I hate that guy
No, it is the squawkers
Jesus Christ
to get that guy chicken long legs come back. I'm snapping his neck. What the hell is that?
He's mocking
I'm gonna go you guys ready I'm ready
there he is oh you're that's the free guy is it the push a guy free oh no I'm not
bleeding okay if you are frail elder that is
uh
The hot weed okay, so we're all already max strength
Yeah, I should we go kill something massive possible. Okay, so
I'm not max strength to kill a t-rex. Are you almost a 75?
I'm uh chicken again
We look how much smaller I am than you.
Oh Mr. Vidal, my little brother is like, good man, good up!
Hey!
I'm just a little bit...
Hey Mr. Schafer, I need you to look my little brother like, good man, good up.
How do you see that?
16...
16.20.
Huh?
16.20?
16.20.
I'm gonna hit cap.
I weigh 10.88.
Oh.
You're a lot bigger than me.
Hey little brother, I'm 14.50.
me too I'm at 16 20 I say we take on a T-Rex boys Loki we do we do we do we do
we're gonna die but no no last time we had 20 be one we literally killed the
trike I mean we could do it we got this easy mm-hmm job is that we die to a
try but we kill it. Hell yeah.
Did we find like a bunch of little mid-sized T-Rexes and just fucking make them respawn?
Yo, we won't keep fucked up that other Sarah game.
Oh yeah, they had nothing on us. We took their whole squadron down. Not a single hiccup.
Because you're not a prime, right, Peter?
I'm not a prime, no.
And how come we didn't get the prime? Yeah, I am a prime.
What?
How did you not get the perm?
Diiiight
Yeah, I don't know how I'm not prime
I stood on the rock
He said to stand on
And then I stood between the bushes
He told me to stand between
Did you have a perfect diet
At the same time that we were doing that?
Yeah, perfect diet, yeah
That's fucking weird
If you've ever been, um, unfertil
Is, uh, that you will never be fine
He came back for a second
Boys, did you?
Oh, you were
He came back for a second nibble
Did ya?
Hehehehe
No, sir. He was unfurled like early early into the life. Yeah, that that means he will never be prime
Actually, hey bullshit, it's probably just that little fucking mongers
You know if you're finding that little chicken again, I'm gonna tweak out
something big in this forest just look at his screen man he's shaking he's
chasing around well I'm telling you something big I'm telling you wait what
is that what is that what is that I told you I told you
Oh my god, he's so fast I'm cutting him off on the right. I'm cutting him off. Did you go right?
He's in the bushes in the bushes. What was that walking slow walking? Here's a friend. No, thank you. No
He's always wasn't one more than one. It's all back. I'm springing out
Oh
I'm trying to bite the organ. I don't know how to get the organ out
You have to
That being less than all of you!
Tell your friends!
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay, okay.
Leave us right here.
It's late now.
What's that?
Yeah, boys.
Hey, how you doing?
That was the coolest dinosaur I've seen.
Like the green colorway type shot?
Yeah, bro. Just like his type.
throw is logging
This is like this is a corner apparently
Oh, there's a chicken again!
Ooh, oh what, I thought he died!
Dammit!
There's huge chicken.
Somebody said yo, you guys friendly.
Dude, I want to fight a T-Rex so bad.
I want to be tested I want to be tested
That's AI peanut. Yeah, the chicken has been following us for 30 minutes doing all the ubs over drac is AI
Yeah, no, yeah, right that down real quick on my list of dumbest shit. I've heard today
Okay, so we'll get our, there he is!
Look at him!
Nice!
We got him!
You got him!
Oh, Lee!
Oh, Shum Shum!
Oh, Shum Shum for the gang!
Look at all the little ones, there's 90 of them!
Oh, what the?
There's the chicken again!
I
It's it's the green one it's a car now
Dude it's so fast
it might lose stamp or it's it's it's a baby car no ways one of the only five
oh there's something else on them what are those this is serious or is it
a serious or is gang okay let's go right let's go right here
Game fight, fucking game fight!
Welcome to the said hate raider, I'm sick!
Get em boys, get em boys!
Get em boys!
Oh, kill em! Kill one of them!
We're coming for you left guys, we're jogging left left left!
On me, on me, on me!
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
I'm on my way!
I don't know my kids are so nice.
Oh, he took us down a little bit.
Come here, a bit of months.
Got him!
Nice, bro!
Nice, let's go!
Oh my God.
From Rogue, it's me.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh my God, I should get in here!
I should get out of here.
What the fuck?
I'm back!
Oh, I should get out!
I think I'm really safe.
I'm so safe.
It's the color of the,
I'll have to change my color up.
I'm so funny that we picked a fame.
That's way down the squadron's also weak.
That's fine.
It worked out.
It was bad.
Dude, there's something in that bush.
I know.
I'm a little scared.
A man dropping me a little gear.
Oh no!
He's back!
He's real carnated!
Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh my nemesis, nobody's here.
Fuck.
I'm taking that was what the fuck are you being on the track?
This guy is flirting with me.
Aren't you both ladies?
You know, did you get bit peanut?
You're just worth it.
I'm pretty sure you both are ladies.
No, I didn't get bit, no.
No.
PSG's gonna eat you, avoid the hot Cheeto.
What are you talking about?
The guy that keeps asking if you go along with us.
Okay, I'm healthy now
Oh, yeah, we are that way that was handle I just guessed
He wants it
No, this guy can't talk to us this guy can't be him he's a Sarah you only talk to other Sarah's
Quick little one he's heard for sure
Oh my god, that chicken, that damn chicken, he's still here.
Oh my gosh, where is he?
This guy is annoying.
Careful of dino bites, you get a poison and spawn clones that attack you, don't you?
We may need to sign this.
I appreciate your apartment, Liz.
I'm not primed.
I said it must be primed right there.
Matt, 68%.
Hey, Matt, it's 80.
I'm at 80.9.
I guess soon we'll figure out if I get prime.
He's hanging around.
No, what's in the chat little Sarah family?
He hit me it's a chicken. It's a chicken. He did. He did. Where's that fucking chicken? Oh my god
I'm coming now now I'm pissed
There is yeah, oh I see my team I'm gonna go left. He's too quick. He's so fast
I'm going to try to eat this and get more bile was I'm trying to find something big
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Dammit!
What this way? What this way?
Becky most certainly is not where the fuck you are right now.
I swear I heard him in the bush.
I really saw him sprint 40 meters left.
It's almost 4 am.
Buddy saw a suspicious tree branch in there.
The guy's back! The other guy's back!
Look over there!
Oh, yeah, I need to go to the Delta Bishop big fight guide us
To Delta bridge to Delta bridge
No, I need a little bit more Sam
There he is. Oh my god, there's more chickens
No, Pino Pino get Sam get Sam.
We need to stay up in the TX fight.
Give Sam.
Oh, by the way, apparently the server is working now and there's 40 players on the server.
Oh good.
Now it's two hours ago.
Are we still wire listed?
Like is it the same show?
Yeah, we're still wire listed.
Yeah, it's named the Burt Pino's Dino Island 2X Bungulators.
Password protected with band that mother f capital letters on the first letter of a word and I've actually set
Opera GX at a well up. It's the browser for gamers buddy
You know whatever you do, please don't bite you're gonna take all my ovaries
Okay, oh I was pooping on you
I think it's this guy in the game chat.
He's a little troll.
I'm scared the fuck out of me, oh my god.
Oh you got him!
Got something.
Oh
Do you have Sam yet almost I'm only fall over fall that motherfucker. I will be stopping his neck by the internet
We need to get that motherfucker, please.
Didn't you kill one of them already?
I killed one.
I got one of them.
Was it the full size?
Like that one?
No, no, no, no.
It was like medium size.
Okay.
Move.
Let's move.
Let's go.
Got a job.
I think it's still the same.
Follow me, boys.
That job of the biggest of the thing.
Follow me, boys.
Thank you, which means.
What are we doing now?
Let's eat rock real quick.
He's smiling.
3
1
I
Just isn't there's a noise it is a very dramatic noise right now and I do hear that
Baby Jones ship came out of the water
They're like your exes of rice
I
Need you percent
We are we I'm tell we look dangerous. We look dangerous. We look good. Yeah, we look yeah
No!
We're right behind you, the other side of your camera.
OH FUCK!
OH MY GOSH!
Holy shit.
Bro, I gotta bite on him, I'm sure I gotta bite on him.
I'm bleeding, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta jump for a second.
Eugh.
He's going far right.
Yeah, he's trying to...
I, I'm too slow.
Back up, back up.
uh... you know you're pretty much a lot of the city by the fact that you just
took up
just took a chunk of your yeah yeah yeah
dialed leaders and that
this is a little walkie-oppa toilet out well that's what she could have
apparently you can keep walking peanut
that animals bleed
doesn't hurt much
uh... wait i see walking
yeah java said uh... you'll be okay that bleed is about the dialogue lead
Okay, okay, that's what he said, though.
Not by words.
Yeah, I, I should wait till it's.
I think you wait just in case.
My God, the chicken is back.
Who the hell is that guy?
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you.
Good job across the water.
Oh, look at that guy over there.
Who's that little man?
There's two big chickens on me and on me and Genji the scared of
Oh
The chicken
He's crafty he's a crafty one
Sarah has very good bleed resist. His blood will drop a little bit but it's fine.
Oh I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Let's move.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I fucking love this game.
I mean, dude, I mean, dude, this game is fucking peak.
big bro what is that? There's a little guy. Oh that's me. Gator, Gator where? Where? Easy
Gator easy. You're lost in 642 Laro, sometimes when I pee. We already went over this you have
a clean fill of health that just needs your help. He ran away. He's to my left right
right now. Why are you eating gas or less? I don't know, isn't it a perfect diet? We
don't know that bad as anymore. Yeah, if you have a perfect diet, I think it keeps
up your buffs and stuff, even if you're maxed out. No. No. The right diet will keep
buffs? No. I don't know. I have no idea. I mean, I have no idea. I thought someone
That's not that I really like about it
This fucking chicken
Guys I want to find something, we're gonna see you next time
So we gotta go to Delta
I guess we're going to Delta
How close is Delta?
They're following behind us the two chickens
Is everybody face forward back like you don't see them and then soon as they can close snap they're next
Three chickens
There's three of them
Oh my god, this guy's a gold dude, he is he but holy shit, that's a money back that's
a money back.
Cowboys, what the hell is going on here?
There might be camp scabby right there.
Oh
Guys little buddy guys a little ball we got a UAV coming in
I'm not saying holy shit
Everyone 60% or higher
No.
I'm mad. I'm not mad if you want.
I'm mad.
Let's just chill then.
What the hell?
I'm 60.
Die!
Wait, guys, there's a guy here!
A real guy, a real guy!
You got that?
Don't do that.
Nice.
Oh, he was in my set? Can I say?
Where's Said? Where's Said?
Oh, he was in my set? Can I say?
Yeah, I need someone to look out a quick ward and let the animal kingdom roll on the offer.
Here's Shep Shep. Here's Shep Shep.
Here's Shep Shep.
Mind your checking.
Oh, we got him! Let's go!
Look at that!
Yeah.
Snatched him right out of the middle.
That was incredible.
I'm above 60 now.
I was losing.
Oh, what's that to you?
There's someone more!
What was that to you?
I'm lying in there.
I think you went right by me.
Oh, it'll be boys.
So is everyone prime except for peanut? No, I'm not. Oh, they got it. Wait,
something else. I think me, me and you and Java are primes, I think, didn't you?
Oh, I'm not right. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, yeah, I'm, you know, yeah.
I'll find out in a minute. What are you at?
Matt, 73.4. Okay.
I
Dracked you coming. Yeah, I'm gonna go 50
Primes visually larger around 88% I'm at 83 so it's sick
I make java 83 to the stream. He jumps in the seat
My plan is to tell me that I'm going to be frail soon.
Dinosaurs get frail, like dementia and stuff?
When we get to 100%, we apparently get like elder and frail,
and then like if we decide to die or whatever,
our next dinosaur will have extra strength.
So, oh, so you have to.
So you get like, you get like Parkinson'sosaurus or something.
Literally.
Parkinson's, like, age you.
That's what Java said.
Even prime and strong dinosaurs will eventually get frail,
and then they'll uh...
extant is good
gotcha okay gotcha
gotcha okay
the house is going to my pocket
after eight percent use our speed and damage drops off
you know you know all
full of mold
uh... boys
I'm pretty close to 88%
Yeah, I'm only 4% away. Yeah, we got we got a 5-2 x ASAP
We can be quick minds up either way also
Little job a lead. Oh, yeah, you're thinking you know where to go
How many times do you and tome yourself and restart with more power?
How many times do you do that?
Not the fucking squawker at the top of the rock.
How powerful are you after four times?
How many mutations is there?
You probably get all the mutations by doing it four times.
There's 14 mutations I'm pretty sure that you can have.
You can get four per life
Chat saying it's 16. Okay 16 points is max
So four per four lives you get all the mutations that you do it four times
I thought you could only get those extra mutations if you come through an egg.
I don't know.
If you do the circle of life, like if you don't have friends to do the egg thing, that's probably how you do it.
So like if you didn't get the friends ways, the other way of doing it, I bet you with like the dino sex and shit.
If you infone four times and you're like, crazy, can you poop out a baby that's also crazy?
Yeah, like we can have babies right now and they'd probably have extra
Guys, there's a whole pack of whatever the shit that is going by we gotta go to the t-rex
Yeah, no more chicken shows and I'm more chickens. Yeah, no more chicken. Let's say bite us
We snapped an X
Holy fuck
me job keep the stamp above 60 you guys see your stamp percentage I think 60% and
then hover over the paw that's what percenter and then hover over the claw
68% I'm good I think you just have to keep it from hitting the other toes and
then you're good
There's something trying to be in the Java right now.
You're actually going to wipe y'all with 100%?
Nah.
Not going to happen, buddy.
We're not going to happen, pal.
Call of the boys.
Oh
Bro is this Jurassic Park with all this yeah, what the fuck
We passed by here earlier we got one
There's a guy over here. Yeah, I know but I've never seen him, but is he trapped? Oh my god. He is so fucked
He keeps asking you
shit
What was your third mutation you know I did
Accelerated prey drive
What does that one give you
You more damage animals with low health oh like if you have to clutch up yeah, yeah
Wait, how do I know if I'm Prime? I'm 75% now.
You're hopefully able to unlock the bottom right big circle, and it should let you.
Probably not, Genji, you got in a lot of fights, no?
Like, early on?
No.
No?
I never said I was, um, I never said any, yeah.
Oh.
I know these boys.
He's a guy good.
Okay.
to this Java guy and lead us on a silly goose chase yeah what's up double where is T-Rex
at what's what's what's going on there's T-Rex at trying to get the blamming
this asset must be prime asset is not only not oh wait
But if you hover the big right square on the bottom right, it doesn't let you put one in
there?
No.
Does anybody know the term?
This is not old enough.
But you're at 75?
Yes.
I thought you don't get your force mutation, so you're like 100%.
Keep your papers open
I don't think we're fighting a T-Rex boys
It's not looking good. They're like rare on these servers, apparently
Ah shit, nading. Oh we saw two earlier remember? Like early on? Oh yeah we did, yeah
There's gotta be somebody that's been leveling one off just to fight us that has been stream sniping
Mm-hmm gotta go a hundred percent there's gotta be someone that was in there now will be the time stream cybers
We'll be he's gonna be very small right? He takes a long time for those guys grow
Well, it's really on you were big. Oh my god chicken
Dude peanut how is your stamina so high?
What the fuck
I'm a sigma sores
What is the bridge you talking about?
I think so.
Hmm.
I'd see you'd not, didn't you?
Yeah, stupid chicken.
Who'd see that?
Behind you.
Oh my god, there's a family.
The bridge with us is the denser small one though
It's something I need to watch out to do a small fry
I'm not seeing nothing to murder
Who made the bridge
Jack's pretty good with his claws
You're the stupid chicken won't leave me alone.
Chicken's been following us for like six miles.
I need to get my Sam up.
Yeah, I'm a.
I'm like the basement.
What's that sound over there?
Is there something?
Sounds kind of like a bitch down on a low key.
check it, check it...
check it, check it, check it...
It didn't have to go take it in a peak though.
Yeah, we knew it.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, wait, here! Nice!
Good work!
Great work out there, Rome! That was incredible!
Oh here's somebody, look at this!
It appears to be stupid!
Boom!
Die! Die!
I'm easily taking it!
Oh, there he goes.
Yeah, don't you worry boys that took out the trash
They got this that guy's been following us for about an hour perfect
Yeah boys, I think it's I think there's no t-rexes. I don't think we got anything big to fight
Yeah, we're fucked. I think I might hit the hay. Try again tomorrow. What are you saying?
I agree. Yeah, yeah. We did good today, Dinos. We did good today.
Hey, Sarah family.
We honestly, we fought.
We used to have one of them here.
Yeah, we fought over some of the T-Rex.
See how many T-Rex there are?
Two.
God, God, no one on them.
Damn.
Killed one of these little guys right here.
Mm.
Oh.
You should just kill rug just for the shooting you lose do it do it do it won't be one
here's a couple tickets again Rex, double set Rex. Rex, we need, we need, on job, on job,
on job, oh go, go, go, go, go! Holy shit, I was laying in my chair. I need 60% jam,
I'm gonna do it there. Sub adult, sub adult. Should we do a little one-to-one assignment?
motherfucker is dying no we're going to the wrecks no but after the wreck so
assuming we live well he says it's not a full adult though
No, the chicken is fucking mugged on me so hard.
Jesus Christ.
All of you boys.
How big is the T-Rex?
Pretty big, I'd assume.
I've got no stamp.
The stimulator regenerating if you're like 40%?
No, you have to be above the toes.
Like at 60, for a region when walking.
Bruh, I think pretty sure on that one. That's why you keep it above 60 and I'm trying to chill out
I want to find it you guys go Sam
Hmm
How do you not get them? It wouldn't be fight. It would let me like bite him. See I was still getting up for my my dino nap
You still get up for my dino nap
Don't come back tomorrow. I'll have a full grown Rex to kill you or bong
long, uh, lay doors.
Boggolators.
Fuck, man.
Jeez.
That was...
I like to see you try and push you.
It's on the cliff above us, boys.
It's on the cliff above us.
We're so low on sand though.
Yeah, I gotta stay up.
It's up here on this cliff between us.
Bring him over here, Ro.
Well, we're trying. Me and Javar are trying to find him.
Well, I think... Oh, my, my, my.
How big is he?
Is he big?
Give it distance at first.
Is he big, boys?
We haven't seen him physically. Javar said he's up on the cliff.
He's yelling in front of us. Who's that growling?
Wait, how is he talking in our chat if he's not a...
...Saric Disorias?
No, I'm telling you, I think anybody can tell it to us.
I thought it was only the...
...that it was on the same time.
Anyone near you again?
Oh, that's weird. I tried to talk to a staggo yesterday on GG server and I couldn't
Hmm. Yeah, I thought it was just the dinos at the same time
Yeah, yeah local is your own species. I'm hearing he just hated you
Oh word we're down to the streets of that one
He's right because I've been not able to talk to others that's not in my like the same
I'm a coming boys. I'm a coming. No, wait, that was Javi yelling actually hey, I do direct
hey was that rabbit and goat you had earlier today
oh yeah can you put your nose back into that phone nice
fuck now where's your T-Rex hat
where's your T-Rex hat
go to your guys left here and then go um just follow that cliff that's on
your guys's right side
All that arrived for us
Did you sell the move?
I think we get your nose out of my cooter I think Jacqueline's making babies with you.
He's sniffing up a storm back there.
He's been off you waiting this whole time?
The nose full of egg salad.
I've got you boys.
Follow me.
Somebody's speaking.
Wait.
He's still on him, boys.
We're still on the hunt, yeah.
You see him?
The job doesn't say we're gonna find him.
Yeah, I told you, look, I'm a Serapie, brain.
Look what he said.
Told you you could only talk to your own species.
Okay.
I think that's over there.
Keep, go to your left, go to your left and go through the gate that's at the
bottom of the fence line.
And then go to your right and then go toward my name.
I
Was us he made it baby baby. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Go go go
We're coming we're coming
We like it's a first game. We're gonna see us. Oh, baby. It's like that Monday late
Oh my god, we're coming!
Peanut, fuck it, I'm just gonna watch them.
What do you get there?
You're gonna die because you have no damn.
Nah.
Okay.
No feet.
Oh my god.
Come up, Jack.
He was hiding behind the fence line, Jack, and he popped out with me on close.
If you get pinned everybody bite me look at me side by the fence or there
Holy shit
You get everybody by everybody by them fire
Okay
Yeah
On my screen, he's just standing up in the air
Yeah, I'm I I couldn't move and I was a stop I got riveted penis up
Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.
Oh, that was, that was a good fight, boys, you said.
I think we're too powerful, boys, we're too powerful.
I got it in the tent.
Oh, he got hurt falling, apparently, that's why.
Oh.
Oh, we have GG's.
That'll happen.
That will happen.
Okay, Drag is killing me with the help.
Oh, that was rogue.
Go, go, go.
No, I'm laying down.
Go fight, go fight.
Don't kill me dumbass we can save these dinos we can yeah
I was a hundred percent going to try to fight you
From fall damage, I broke a leg
Pretty sure that dinos to press he's around it
He jumped so far I think I will buy you oh
My god, I'm actually one
Did you get a sleep did you get you don't know if they're oh
My god, I can't I can't move I can't move
Climb oh my god
Can you guys just press escape?
I broke my leg.
Monkey ass orace!
I can't, I can't escape.
Tom I can't, I can't, I'm sleeping.
He's back, he's back!
He caught him!
Nice dudes.
Good work boys, good work!
I'm gonna die so I'm gonna safely log out
You're that colorways fire and I've been calling you a hot sheet all night. That's you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job
Yeah, we didn't take on my server before I before I get off here boys. She was working
I
Can't read you guys in the same skids we are really weak but we don't do that we don't do that
That's the session on the good today. We did work today. We did fantastic
Oh, we'll get job. I'm still protecting us while we're good man. That's driving a good Sarah. That's a good
well today, man
We got some chickens come down the last 10 seconds here.
I know you're watching chicken guy you better not come cancel this oh
I'm good.
I don't know.
I'm gonna see if my server's working that way we can see it for tomorrow whatever.
Let's see.
Oh yeah.
Oh...
Oh, it is working.
There's one hundred thirty-three out of two fifty.
So how do we, how do we know which ones are real, which ones are fake?
Well right now we know it because mine's two fifty, the other one's a one fifty.
Uh, boys...
You have the lock symbol, right?
Yeah, boys, by the way, so listen, listen...
Yeah, okay, so the past one...
is literally anything you type in there.
And then also, you might want to go ahead and favorite it,
because there's probably gonna be a couple more fake ones that come up.
We see it we see if it's working for me. I don't see the favorite thing works like it's weird it like goes away
It seems to you. I'm gonna get to a random password see if it works. I'm gonna say poop
But one two three
Let's see. I don't even put a password. Let's see if it works
Yeah, I
Yeah, it's password system is so broken
Yeah, I decided poop about what do you think it works out?
That's great. That's always great. It's always great. Gotta keep those gotta keep those server safe
Yeah, ultimate security knows get past this one
Yes, we're in
Nice
All right, we got that for a while and then I'll have to switch it over to the good rig and whatever the shape
Perfect that's the one we're using the morrow
Yeah, I'm gonna have to see him over a big rig and then I'm also I'm gonna increase the player count to 400
All right, I'm good now your boys have a good one
Likewise, you guys you boys you have a good night
All right boys, I'm getting up
Get up
Sorry about all the downtime and the problems today boys
I didn't know that the server would be that hard to get started. So hopefully tomorrow we have
Months less problems. I think we're gonna play the out of Mara. We'll see we will see you might play
Also, I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I'm taking a long enough break from a little bit missing our greatest
We will see we will see we will see we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
All right boys
I don't know what's going on in it. I don't know what the hell's going on there. Oh
Oh, thank you. Mr. Cheese whiz my boy pieces you did brother. Thank you my boy
He's making games fun again P you and the boys have been making my family happy for months up
It's a piece. Yeah. Thank you my boy. Please use your brother
Get used to stream from like 10 p.m. To 6 a.m
Well, I'm peanut and I know that's not true
I don't know you might have got me confused with another peanut maybe
Or you're in some type of situation where you're taking heavy doses of hallucinogens could be that too could be that too
I would check those first
But no, no that didn't happen
All right. Well, okay. I'm gonna go ahead get off boys. Have a good night
everybody I'm gonna get myself a tasty burger tasty quick burger from
McDonald's perhaps the Big Mac maybe even devils in the big odds if I feel so
zesty
oh Mr. DCM I'm opening some more good man good I'm mad thank you my boy can that be
do good I left me daaahhh
appreciate you my thank you my wife
alright good night good night boys have a good one
Good night everybody, good night now!
Good night gang, good night everybody, good night now gang!
Good night everybody, good night!
Oh, oh Mr. DCF, I'm a four drinks a morning, good man, good ah man!
Oh, we were splendid night, Mr. DCF.
All of whimsical dreams and no sleep paralysis, demons fucking yeah.
Good night!
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