you
You
What? What's going on? What do you mean? What's wrong? What? What's happening? What do you mean?
It's sound spring.
I...
But, gosh, I switched my entire PC today onto a whole other new PC.
The voice changer is on.
Oh, it's not in...
Now it's on.
No?
Or something like that?
Is that good?
Come on.
Oh.
Uh, oh that's not gonna be good.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, I switched my entire setup.
We fixed, I'm good.
No way, we did that actually,
we fixed it on an update.
Hey, all right, okay, all right, all right, all right, okay.
Oh, that's great to hear, thank God.
Okay, I thought that was gonna be a whole ordeal.
Oh my God, I thought, I thought that was just
A whole, a whole thing.
I thought it was gonna be a whole thing.
Uh, mm, mm.
Okay, but guys, we sound regular,
do we sound like we normally do?
It still sounds bad.
You gotta be kidding me.
Guys, what, guys, be honest.
It still sounds bad?
Okay, wait, no, I think I asked two questions.
You're fine, normal?
Okay, we're good, okay.
My voice, listen, listen, listen.
I switched my whole PC to another PC a day.
I told you I haven't been having those problems with my PC, so I got two new PCs.
I haven't hooked the second one up yet, but I did a date of migration.
That's what they call it.
I don't know what that really means.
I think it's just fancy talk, really copied and pasted.
But I dated, migrated everything from one PC to another PC.
And that's, so we might have a couple of hiccups like that tonight.
You boys let me know if you see something like that, if there's
something to hear, if you hear something weird or something sounds weird or
something looked weird. You boys let me know, okay? Because I'm on a whole new PC. They
hold new PC. That's actually why I'm late today. That's why I'm late today. I was, I
was about to hit the start speed button, but then the screen wouldn't come up. I
couldn't see this thing. I couldn't see my game. I looked over the computer and
the whole damn character card wasn't in there. I forgot to put it open for
another one. So that was why I was late. I forgot to, I forgot to put the
the actual thing that lets me see my speed in the computer.
That's what happened.
That's why we're late today.
I had to go, this is simple, the PC's real quick.
Guys, now it's not the day to talk about lagging,
because now I don't know if we're actually lagging.
Are we actually lagging or are we not lagging?
You see now, I can't trust you.
Now I can't trust you, I can't trust you.
and say I've been lagging for four minutes.
I don't know if you're talking or not.
I have no idea.
I have no, I'm gonna, let me do someone trust it.
Let me do someone trust it.
CWAP is everything normal
as you would normally see it right now during the stream.
Um,
Um, hmm, um, it's double, okay good, okay good, all right, okay, all right, today boys,
today, I don't know how this is gonna go, I'm not gonna lie to you boys, I don't know
how this is gonna go, we're gonna wing it super fucking hard, I set up two servers
for us today, if they don't work, we are not doing what we did yesterday, we are
not doing what we did yesterday, I fuck all of you, I'm not meeting, fuck, fuck
if you fuck all of you I you I can't talk guys it doesn't matter if you say I'm
like it cuz I don't know if you're joking about it doesn't help at all it's
what happens this is what happens
audio is definitely a little off see I don't know if that guy's joking or not
I don't know if that guy's joking or not that guy can be saying that for real or
you can be saying the same shit you guys have been saying before we all right
who knows I'll just keep it for now I guess if the speed is bad the speed
I'll look all over what I get done with it
Okay, um
the
Yesterday we're not doing what we did yesterday 100% no 100% no if we join the server and it doesn't work
We are cutting off the knife and would join in something else, but we're not spending for that spin in three hours in the lobby today
Okay, you know what let me just take my fucking audio myself. He's right. Let me check. Let me check
I'll take it myself. I'll take it myself. Let me see
Oh my god, it is going to be.
Well now I can't understand it, because it's going through the thing.
Hmm is normal okay all right okay
ah
Okay, we'll meet me. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello
Hello hello hello hello. Hello. Fuck you. That's normal. All right. Okay back to what I was saying I've set up to I
Have set up to count God you actually fuck you actually fuck you actually fuck whoever that guy is
Fuck that guy, right, they actually fuck you,
actually fuck you, I hope you have a horrible week.
I hope that guy's feet is fucking warm,
I hope you suck your toe on every door you go through.
I hope, I hope, I hope you drop $20 for someone else
to find, fuck you.
Now secondly, I've said it through the IO servers,
they might be lagging, if they're lagging
for snitching off, but we're gonna get those
working come out of luck, even if we can't
use them ourselves tonight.
Don't fall for the fake guys, don't fall for the fakeys, okay?
Do not fall for the fakeys.
I'm going to show you the real ones, and what you're going to do is you're going to favorite them
so that you don't fall for the fakeys.
These are the real ones, the burnt peanut dino paradise, the burnt peanut dino paradise 2.
And they require any password to type whatever your favorite number is in there, type your favorite food, type your favorite color, you can type nothing, you can type a whole book, copy and paste a whole song in there, maybe something like Katy Perry or Taylor Swift, I don't know.
But it's any pass when you please, that's how you get into those two.
And the way you can tell it's real right now, is that it has 250 players and a lock symbol.
Now that's only gonna apply for like 15 more minutes until he's...
God, God, God!
Fake, fake ones.
But for the next 15 minutes, it's only the ones that are named the Burt Penatino Paradise,
and the Burt Penatino Paradise 2 with 250 players and a lock symbol.
I would suggest favoriting that right now, before there's a bunch of fake ones.
Uh, hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
My favorite color is penis.
Okay, alright, that's great to hear, sir.
Dude audio, lick my sack.
Lick my sack along the crease
from my dutes to my sack.
That's what I want you to do, sir.
Um, hmm.
Hmm.
Uh, uh, he's not lying.
Well, he is missing his father,
so that's something you can do as well.
as well. Alright let's get, let's get some, let's get our game together, let's get the
game together, and let's get on in there. Is the audio really not working guys? Are we,
are we, guys, can we be so serious for a second? Can we be so fucking serious for a second?
Please? Can we meet you? Can we?
All come together for just a second.
My voice audio is more treble and stuff than normal. I don't know what that means.
Listen, listen, I think I sound fine whenever I look at my...
I do see what you say it. I do see what you say it
And I think I know exactly what that is to give you like two seconds. I actually think I know what that is
One second. Let me I think that's when you do this
Yeah, the the gate release on your microphone
Okay
Hold up
Hold up. Wait a second
Yeah, chat mic and then chat mic is
is over here and chat mic is routing from microphone and microphone I just pull up
the release okay that should make it less choppy that's it okay that should
make it less choppy right there okay there we go that should fix it that should
fix it I over I I doubled the release
Fuck all of you. Alright, okay, we'll be checked.
Alright, that's good, dumb. Fuck you. It's better. Whatever. It's better.
It's whatever. It's better. Alright, let me get the gang. We'll play with Mr. Rogan, Miss
Digi, tonight.
Uh, how are you boys doing on this fine night, gentlemen?
Why, hello there. Yes, hello, hello.
Now listen up very, very, very, very, very, very closely.
I have two servers set up, but they might be lagging a shitload.
We're going to go test it really quickly and if they are, we're going to play in
facial okay okay okay okay all right okay it's called the burnt peanuts dino
paradise wait why does your mic sound different
Oh, good there. All right. Password is rogue is fat.
Oh, nice. Yeah.
So that's a change since yesterday because that was pretty much what I was typing anyway.
Good. Good. All lowercase. All lowercase.
Oh, sure.
Guys, I'll look over the video tonight in Big City Problems as long as there's nothing catastrophic.
All right. Hopefully it's not lagging because I wasn't listening like 30 minutes before the stream.
We had to restart the server like 10 times because it was just lagging its ass off.
We've lowered the play account, we've lowered the AI,
so hopefully that fixes everything.
We're going to the first one?
Yeah, number one, number one.
Number one.
He was full.
He said he was full.
He should be white-listed.
Apparently not.
Wait, which one?
Wait, why should we?
Yeah, I think this is not gonna work
because it already says it's 370 AI
and I have told the server to reduce AI by 20X
and it just didn't do it.
Did you um did you say one or two one number one? Okay, let me try it. Yeah, it's gonna be too laggy mine worked
No, I don't know what you in the game. Oh, okay?
Yeah, I think I don't yeah, I don't think it's gonna work. Unfortunately. It's a little laggy. I
Yeah, it's a little laggy. I
Don't know is this is it?
AI down restart server like 10 minute thing. I see I see as we already did I took it
It was at 450 AI and then I changed the AI from 10X to 0.5X and it went from 450 AI to 380.
So for some reason the game thinks 20X means 70 less.
No idea why that is.
This game is coded a little bit crazily.
A little bit crazily.
I don't think that anything you do in the config file actually does anything.
You have your...
These servers are on the new...
Yeah, I think why is this server on the new rig like yeah, this is of the new rig
Yeah, oh that's another thing it doesn't matter how powerful the rig is it's the game. I
Check we're using 20 gigabytes of the 192 gigabytes of RAM
I have on that PC and we're using 10% of the CPU
That's in that that's for both servers both servers on one rig
So it's no matter how powerful you make the computer doesn't matter
It's the game so how do some servers have like 400 people and they have like real communities and shit, and they're like not having problems
That's right boys. How did I do you buy shit? Well?
I think what they do is they disable AI completely and then they have mods go around and drop corpses
Yeah, that's what they do
Like the disperse mods are telling me
Yeah, we gotta switch up
I can't wipe the AI, but I think that might even make it more laggy because then they'll just spawn back rapidly
But you wipe them get rid of them. Can we get someone to drop some shite?
Well, I don't know. I'm gonna wipe isn't it just to leave some like with this button in the game. What?
Oh, okay. Did you actually get it? I did not buy the assets. Oh my high-end screen button doesn't work
And I just released everybody's
Steve, I need to...
Um, alright.
I don't have it.
I want to do PC today, so that button obviously doesn't work.
Alright, I'm going to wipe AI.
What is AI events? What is that?
Is that something?
Is this disabled?
I don't know what AI events are.
I disabled that on my server,
but I don't really think it does anything.
Oh, disabled AI spawns.
Oh
Wait, I'm gonna wipe the AI let 70 come back and then disable it
And then every time you look up we'll just we'll just re-enable it. We actually there's no button to read it
Why does it say it's offline? I can't even get into the game
Wait, I don't know how to wipe horses. I don't know how it works
Look how beautiful this landscape is so beautiful
Hey, I don't know it's just good enough to play out or two laggy boys. I
Know I think I think it's gonna play official
You guys give it a shot. We're gonna give this job a quick when I try like that was happening is when the server is full
So many people are trying to join and but it's full
And so it's actually stressing the server out and making it lag more is what one of the bots were telling
I was doing this offline off off off stream as well. It still is laggy
Yeah, oh
Yeah, I think
Yeah, okay, let's go ahead and go let's go ahead and just do a facial. Let's do a facial
Yep, all right. I'm not gonna
Obviously you guys are never obviously guys never well that ain't like let's do it. Let's do a facial. Let's do a face. Oh
All right boys. We are doing a face. Oh
Oh
Open five services thinking good thinking also I have no way of hiding my speed so I don't know how to hide this from the people
Then how about you type it out so we join first then you just gotta click fast oh, we don't good my scheme just is gone
Oh wait, oh hiding schemes that works in the lobby. Never mind, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Never mind, I can hide my scheme. We're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna grab an official server. I'm gonna see you boys in a second.
That's the same. I was really hoping that server would work. That's the same, that's the same.
All right, here you go, boys. That would have been fun, that would have been fun.
Unfortunately, this game's code is absolute diarrhea, so that'll happen. That will happen.
Are we going to text you voice out to the streamer waiting room this one right here?
Yeah, so one I
Want to join quick that a lot of spots see you didn't send to me. I said waiting room
Oh, you're even God's nectar of course of course I did run to the store and get some new food who rages boys
In US number seven US number seven
Yeah, we'll leave them on a silly goose chase
This is that right? That's the fake server. That's yeah, we're faking them out decoy decoy decoy
Code mission dyno I
Don't stop my row. I'm picking I'm picking up when you put that
Right now. I'm just picking up a connecting potentially not
Oh shit, dude, I was just-
Dude, I wanna love this game so hard, but my god.
I know, I don't need it.
You spend more time in the lobby than you do in the damn game.
You're telling me, dude.
Yesterday, geez.
Two hours in the lobby, just trying to- just trying to get a little touch at the game.
Just a whiff, niff.
Just a quick, yeah, quick look at what the game looks like.
I can't even get in.
Yeah, I can't either.
I'm not getting in right now either.
We have data acquisition failed for literally all servers like
official network status error dude we did you guys break the game again
I'm going to load up the aisle discord all on boys, I'll check, let me see that, can I do it?
There is no way that this is happening again.
Guys, I'm reading aisle discussion in the official server.
Oh, server's working again, game's down.
Okay, alright, we're picking a new game.
Apparently I literally can't play this game, Bob Steven, because there's too many fuckers trying to join up.
Alright, what game do we want to play tonight, boys?
We're not playing the aisle.
What is the chef's choice?
What is chef's choice?
We could play the new raft update.
Nah, let's play something we've played before.
That's what we know what's going on.
What about a little bit of...
Actually, I would be down for a little rust.
I said, let's get to the inside.
What about some apex?
that or or a little actually there's quite not enough of us for the golf super
battle golems or bat town golf you could do let's do we can also do army there
yet
oh we can just play good old-fashioned awk ARC not ARK I don't have a server set
up that we are okay would be kind of fun though looky yeah yeah okay would be
Would we not have the same problems though?
No, I don't think we have enough buggy ladders to crash.
Alright, that's a much bigger game.
Um, I mean...
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, what do you guys think?
Is the server set us online?
Oh really?
Hold the phone, hold the phone, hold the phone, hold the phone.
Wait a second, wait a second, we might be saved here.
One moment, boys. One moment.
One I don't think I've ever played that before I scheduled one
Isn't that the drug one? That's the drug one. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was made by only one guy
So he wasn't able to do a bunch of updates. They got a really fast
Plus bus if the bus you know, they're not talking about about him. There's like he's only one guy
so
We could but we could find another game path of Titans or whatever this is
You're the month
Guys, I'm just gonna dial
But whatever we do, I gotta download it, so it'll just take me a second.
I got that slow.
What is Sea of Thieves?
Oh!
She's got immunity, she's got immunity!
No, no, not that.
I like that game.
Yeah, she's got immunity!
Oh, I like that game a lot, actually.
You're an idiot
Okay, let's cut some Titans good or not
Oh
I'm gonna get a lot of those I'm gonna get a lot of those
I'm gonna get a couple yeses
Do I see we just try to have Titans I said we give a shot
Okay, I'm gonna download this
half of time is it on steam even oh I've tried to search that I don't know if it's
not a seam I'm not getting it that's on see this on see oh my god oh my god all
right okay we're all right let's honestly let's play let's let's play this
dude this is the worst this is the worst how we not able to play the game we
want to play is what is going on who built this game who could play a sea of
thieves that not that's actually legitimately a good game here you go
peanut I got a dino game for you what
Oh
Why I sent it to you. Okay. Let me see. Let me see
Yeah, no, I don't I don't know what that is but it looks no, I don't
No, thanks. That looks like something kid. They got this might play right before nap time
That would fit your vibe. Yeah, no, thanks. No, thanks chief
So why not I'm nine foot six
Someone said B sub Bermuda. It's a it's gotta be some type of porno
Guys we can't play B sub Bermuda on stream with it's against with steel eyes
The dino game we're on the street. It's a dino game. We're on the streets
Yeah, I'm not looking up. Yeah, no, thanks. It's like the aisle apparently. Oh guys guys arc
Raiders or apex that's our two options right now unless just anyone have the
Isle open is it back? Well do you have the Isle open? No I don't have it open I was
trying to download see if these are apex pick one see if these are gonna take me
literally hours to download. Okay well I guess all right awk raiders are Apex!
Okay everybody's still just typing C of D's. C of penis.
Let's do, okay let's let's honestly let's do, let's let's play some Apex. Let's play some Apex
wait you down yeah oh we can do all day I did this kind of through a whole rinse
of my entire night I don't need to let me check the servers or quick take the
service in the service just please go I'm checking right now this is
ridiculous they who built this game dog oh my goodness oh my goodness what is
going on I hmm we get cranked like a quick fun game that I maybe have
downloaded what it would be the quick recheck well like a like an RV or
something or like a anything? Let's do let's do an apex game too.
Servers are definitely down.
Servers definitely down.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
Shit.
I don't know what to do.
Guys, we can't play off.
We don't have a server open for it.
Stroke it please. All right. They're just saying games. We can't even play so I just say we just pick what you guys want to play
Awkward is you guys want to play a fix pick it rogue you vote
Oh, our arc arc, okay, did you watch out you vote marathon fuck?
All right. Okay. I am voting awkward is all right. Okay awkward is this hop on awkward is boys up on our greatest
It's awkwardest time
It's on
Actually, Marathon's fun though.
Yeah, Marathon is fun, but...
I know everybody that hears our voices right now.
Everybody has a hate-motor for it, so I can't play it on stream unfortunately.
Well, we'll play maybe a few games and then we'll check server's thoughts.
Yeah, we'll play a couple games and we'll check server's. Yeah, that's good thinking.
I like Marathon. We'll say that in public, buddy.
you can't you got um you got to your connects
did you hit up your connect home that there's a issue
with uh with uh with the servers you know i think oh wait listen listen this is
what we do we play awkwardness until the servers are back up we don't announce
the servers are back up we sneakily because once you're the server you're
fine it's you know i'm gonna go to the bathroom and check the servers are
good and then we join the server then we
We tell him what he's back on line.
Oh.
Down.
Is it still down?
Down.
What do you mean down?
No, down for that.
OK, OK, good, OK, good, good, good, good, OK.
Down with the sickness.
You have an aisles every.
I did until about 30 seconds ago.
Toro nerf.
Toro got nerfed?
Mm-hmm.
Toro got nerfed today.
Wait, what do they do?
they do do it they need it bad let me see if i can find the path i'm gonna ask more specifically
they just they they literally changed everything of it like how many pellets come out of it the
spread how long it shoots on the damage like everything yeah so damage from 7.5 to 7 okay
base fire rate is lowered base dispersion is higher okay uh total reload time is is a second
longer and a little bit more damage fall off it goes is is increased they rude it
they torched it for sure that sounds horrible actually the base dispersion
got improved but everything else got nerfed oh that sounds horrible that
doesn't sound good I well I guess it's out well you don't got the
We don't got the toro
They blame the guys with hate motors for marathon buddy all right because if they didn't have hate motors for marathon
We can play we can play marathon. We're playing on
We're playing our boys. We're playing on the back up servers being back up. You see
I've got to be getting one guide about the server's being backed up is it who's
telling you that
you say that was a fun game yeah it is but you know there's no for me and we're
gonna be be be guys I mean I like killing somebody I like seeing the live
train for their eyes not not some robot
can bring you guys both a gun
uh no thanks I want your crap it's not
crap no thanks chief what's your crap
did you get both of them
ah good good twice as much crap
oh good to see I'm still four perfect
perfect I'm sitting at a tasty 13,000
Smackle news like you do like you do
Let me see here. Oh, we have no heels left over perfect. I genuinely don't even know if I have enough money for her first
Yeah, no no no no no I don't want to play marathon on stream. I'll have 50 dudes telling me to kill myself
I don't have 50 dudes telling me to kill myself every time we kill somebody it's kill yourself
there are people that don't like arc are like hmm I don't very much like this game but I'm
having a good time here and I'm with friends but then when they don't like marathon it's
We're three it's guns a blazing it's guns a blazing
Are we gonna lose some some more
Here we go here we go all right let's ride
So what am I bringing room
I haven't played this game in like a week and a half.
I still got it.
Oh, and I have some mail from a cheater.
Hey, what? Really? See?
Nothing.
Oh, I got some mail from a cheater.
I got to have been in a toro.
Mm-hmm.
The two weapons they nerfed.
Perfect.
Oh, let me see you boys and quick advice.
Hop on in, gentlemen. Hop on in.
You know what? I bet we find.
I guarantee you our MMR is so low that we're gonna rip them apart. We get in there. Oh
I hope you're right. I know I'm right. I know I'm right. Don't you worry
You broke the aisle for the rest of us hang on
That's actually crazy. I genuinely don't know if I'm gonna be able to play that game on stream anymore
I don't know how to
They got it. They got a fear something out for sure their servers
I like the beat us serves. I eat this is what I like to my chat or a car said that somebody was DDoSing it
That's okay. I told me well. Are you sure it's not just there's too many bungalows trying to open the game
Well, that could be it, but it could be like they don't want us to play so the DDoS it oh
It can be like a hate thing. Oh like a hate thing. Okay. Yeah, look you type shit. Look you type shit. Okay, that makes sense
That's a that's a theory provided by KR
No, it gets DDoS same happened to Hudge. Oh, apparently it happened to Hudge when Hudge
was playing. Yeah, that definitely seems like it'd be DDoS then.
It was happening to Hudge. Damn, that guy's... Damn.
This is... I think it does have some work to do on that one.
Yeah, yeah. A little bit of work to do. A little bit of construction on the old servers there.
Um, that's crazy. I think you're right. Now that you mentioned it, I think so much watching right now
It doesn't want us to play the odds so much that they beat us
I think you're right
Yeah, that would suck ass. That's good. That game is so fun. He loves arcs so much. He's like, yes, yes
All right, you win guy you win this time guy. Oh
We won't try it anymore today. Yeah. Yeah
Once we get the servers you can't touch us
Yeah, once we're in there. We're locked. Yeah, once we're in there. We're locked
We won't try anymore. Don't you worry guys?
Don't you worry? We won't even try it one more time. You can turn off the D-DOS. We won't even be checking it. No big deal
Committed a federal crime because they hate it. Yeah, you know you get 10 years in prison if you do D-Dos and
Stops literally no one though. I stopped literally no one. Have you ever played Daisy?
I have not well idea. I did play way back in the day, but not in the last like eight years
Do you like it you got me good on streamer now like if we had like summit
Well, I used to have to set up private servers so he's in get stream side. I mean
Well, yeah, yeah, that's not the new for us
When I would when I played DC like eight years ago
All you do is you'd start on a road on a beach and then you'd walk around picking up cans of beans and then get shot
45 minutes later
That's all every day seal squad can't be in like the airport. Yeah, I mean you got you got
47 year old
Jim who just got off his nine-hour shift laying in the bushes with a whole ghillie suit a barren 50 cow
Now, laser it in between your eyes, you know what I mean?
That's a game with a single dad's rule.
In every other game, it's the jobless and the bitchless.
In that game, it's the single dad's.
And time out, they're out there lurking in the shadows.
Because they know patience.
If there's one guy who knows patience in single dad's.
They know how to do it.
They'll get you.
They'll get you, too.
I sent you another game. That's like the aisle
Bees I just told you
What do you mean that's what you were talking about yeah, what do you mean?
We suggest that's tentacles of Japan we can't
We'll see we'll see what we'll take a look we'll take a lot
There is steam maintenance today, I wonder when we'll see maintenance at
Okay, that was like five right I don't know maybe
My p.m. What?
That's central. No, I'm trying to send so oh god. You gotcha guys. Let me while we're waiting for this thing
I'm gonna look up half the Titans. Let me see what path the Titans
Let me see if that looks good. Oh, we know it's not a senior mind. I already give up
I'm not doing that. It's not even not by the buddy. I don't even care if it's one on one of the major platforms like EA or like
Whatever the fuck fortnight is on I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. It has to be on Steve
I don't care except for tongue-on. That's the only game. I'll do
Oh, hey, no
Oh, that sounds horrible.
You get an in-game item and then didn't touch it after that.
Did you?
My modulator numbers have significantly grown since I last played Tarkov.
If we play Tarkov right now, we are going to have seven gentlemen flying around
just like witches on brooms, any rain we're in.
I'm just pulling your leg that you don't have, you know.
OK, all right.
All right.
A little bit of racism sprinkled in before we get in our first game.
Um, we are in now minute three and twenty-two seconds into finding a game.
Is every game on the planet broken right now?
Oh, they got LIT RIDE!
I got a gun.
Okay.
Nice hairstyle, did you see that?
I got a gun.
Okay.
Nice hair style to do.
Oh.
They're still rocking the mohawks.
Jeez.
Looking good.
All right, boys.
Oh, nice tempest, Mr. Rogue.
Didn't know you had it like that.
Oh, style, huh?
Nice new rain.
They're positive.
Oh, I got a gun.
Okay.
Nice hairstyle to do.
Oh.
They're still rocking the mohawks.
Jeez.
Looking good.
All right, boys.
Well, the Owl servers are restarting, boys.
Let's get a little bit of good.
Well, I got either what we got word or I'm getting one guy.
50-50 shot.
You gave notice to it, so that's not good.
Oh, yeah, shit.
I mean, they're not restarting.
They're not restarting.
They're waiting till tomorrow.
Oh, my coat is showing well.
I forgot about the blue, get sure.
That will happen.
First games are right off.
Yeah, Wulmup anyways, just to be in Wulmup.
Don't you worry, Mr. Rugg, when the 50 men come to fuck us at the Goop Tower, eventually,
inevitably, we'll take them on.
Maybe we have a PvE raid though. It might be nice.
It could be a PvE raid if you haven't played like a week.
Maybe everybody's holding hands and singing Kumbaya and shit.
I'll say it works that way, because it goes based off of your past 10 games.
Hmm...
I'm gonna not believe that.
Oh?
What was that?
It's his ball right here. It's the...
Reused content!
According to discord chats for the Isle it keeps crashing because 80,000 plus requests
to join one server because this is the entire thing and it goes offline which is motion.
I think the best would be to launch the game before you start streaming, get in there and
then launch and we just kind of sit afk if you like.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
That might be the move.
Keep your feet resilient boys.
They just announced their... okay.
Go up.
Go up, go up!
Oh!
Get out of here!
Oh, it's a couple goop dollars!
I've only got like 7,000 speckles left, so I kinda need to win this, raid boys.
Don't take no spot again.
Here, can you throw cheeks?
Check the pillars real quick.
I don't want to get up again, apparently.
I'm getting one guy, I'm getting one guy, I'm getting one guy.
Oh.
That takes about 10 minutes for the research.
You know what you should do? We should keep the aisle open in our background.
And join it while we're still in arc.
Come on.
That could be a good idea.
Not much to you, nobody. Where's everybody at?
There's a bunch of clay guys.
I'm telling you, I've been just given a week I feel my prime. I feel back in my prime right now
I feel like it'll be nice without the Torah a little bit
The Bobcats gonna be the the best scan for sure
It's
They will never dare if the Bobcats it is
Well, I guess for Luton it is
I'm not Luton foul. I'm looking for murder
I came here to kill a guy!
Also, I'm getting specially disly tonight. I hope you gentlemen join me.
I'll have to put the door-nash order in for the video.
Go ahead and put the door-nash order in.
Oh my god!
I mean, it is my 70th anniversary. Do I drink to that?
It's my anniversary.
We're streaming.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I think we're drinking to that.
Thank you, generation!
Cheers boys! Cheers!
Cheers!
I think I did a...
Oh! Take those! Take those!
I think we're just a legend. You congrats.
I'll drink to that or whatever you guys want to drink to tonight. I don't pick any.
I was drinking anyway, man.
It's just big. It's big.
Rogue got online today. I'll drink to that. That sounds good.
That sounds good to me.
I woke up today and that was quite a bit of food.
Sun came up today.
The olden times would sometimes go down and they would not think it would come back and
they would kill like a kid to make the sun come back into that.
I think that still happens in the northern part of the country or the northern part
of the continent.
continent
The sun stays up no and all that north area like the sun stays up or stays down for a while
I thought you've been Canada sacrifices kids so that the Sun comes back
Okay
Oh, he's back over here. I was looking the wrong way.
Was that his smoke?
It's back over here, guys. We were looking the wrong way.
Oh, shit. I see a buddy. I see a buddy.
Oh, who's he? Who's he?
Back one? East?
I don't know what he was saying, but...
Fuck him.
His buddy is right down here, or was.
Well, let's kill him!
That's what he was saying, nothing good.
Was he speaking, was he saying spurs in another language?
I think so.
Jesus Christ.
I hear him, I hear him.
It's not him, it's not him yet.
Right here.
By the stairwell.
They're down low.
Right below us.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
He's in this tunnel here.
I'm out here.
You're my torot?
Fuckin...
Hmm...
Lawyer!
Did he pass him?
I... I don't think so.
What the hell?
I think I would have shot him.
Oh, this thing's uh... we're looking for him here.
He must have went by.
He couldn't have got my hair.
So that bottle is yellow. You could have been by it, no?
I think it just hurt us. We could have been on the door.
The door is open.
It's alive.
Out here.
Oh, go back, go back!
He would take a little peep out there.
This guy is hiding.
Where's he at?
I don't know.
He was definitely below us.
I heard his little toes.
They were not yours.
That's right.
This is the only way to do it.
Yeah, how we miss it?
I don't know.
Yeah, how we miss us we just go to, but we can catch them with the X-Sectors or something?
He says we're going to have to try and leave, give his buddy back.
Peace out here boys, we lost them.
Yeah, well let's go back to the main building.
Mhmm, Master of Deception, Master of Deception.
Oh, where'd that guy go?
We'll let him off, he's the hottest one.
game time and code is showing what no way are you serious look at your ride good
hi good hi good hi chief good hi chief good hi it's all showing concern what's
Showing.
The in-game time is showing? What? Are you serious?
Oh my goodness, it is!
Would you look at that, boys? Would-
What the hell?
Oh, we're done.
I'm bringing this thing right here.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Oh my God, they're already here!
It's over behind the door! We'll see, we'll see, we'll see!
I killed one
Once full done
Oh, man went up
Okay, okay
You got out here. They're not out here
They might have
You the turrets are red they went up
She was turned to red
Oh, no, okay, did you want to hear this? Do you want to hear the turd shooting I?
Didn't hear the turd shoot though. We're gonna shot him. Yeah, you have a buddy in this lobby
Maybe just lost him again, we should be on this guy
This is something this is a little something something right here all the dumb and poor
I
Need to take all his rattler for a good you are a mug of weed
Oh three fire burgers
Hell oh
Well, I bet you that's got to hold again they got away for us that first time
Come on, come on boys, make great haste, make great haste now.
Not letting this fool escape us a second time.
You said about that? You said about that? You said about that?
Yeah, no, yes, no, yes, yes, yes.
What's the thing about that?
Yeah, doh yes, doh yes, yes, yes.
What's he doing there, Valkan?
He's back.
Ooh, I'm on the stand.
Ooh, Tingle, Tingle, Tingle!
Behind the AC box, sir.
He's still sitting there.
Got him, ones!
Ooh, I have fire burgers.
Oh, the fire burger!
Yeah!
Got him.
You see there?
One's cracked.
Two ones, two ones!
AAH!
Fucking up.
A-JUUUG!
Bro, these spiders...
Is he the window? The inside the house?
Yeah, he's inside it, he's inside it.
Who are you? The little hut, the little hut?
One super low.
Oh!
We go!
Army.
Other...
Got him, got him!
Find him, find him, find him, other door.
He's in the corner, he's in the cut corner!
Yeah!
I'm not a thing of the extra.
Three ladies.
Piggy.
Good thing, uh, good work, team!
Well, at least these guys are poor, either.
Oh, yeah, they're mine, they're poor.
Yeah, they're blue, see them.
Uh, I was looking up there, I was looking up there for a second.
Yeah, they're poor, they're poor.
Not as dumb and poor as the last group of gentlemen.
Why'd he bomb it? Why'd he bomb it?
He's a little bit of heat in.
It'll be the healing
I'm getting word to the servers are backup ads speak
Maybe we'll try it in three games
Perhaps in three games perhaps in three games perhaps in an hour chat. We'll probably try again
Maybe an hour or two. We shall try again, which I feel like the back half of my dream
I think maybe a 50 50 half and half splits green
It perchance perchance per baby timer isn't blurred what oh
My god, he's right you see that guys
Holy shit, he's right!
Oh my God!
Thank you, let me know, man.
Thank you, thank you, man.
I was thinking the same thing.
No way!
I was thinking that I'm as sucked as you are, boys.
I'm as sucked as you are.
All right, let's leave.
You've sucked all the nutrients from this raid
and have ruined the days of four gentlemen.
And that's enough for me.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Good game!
Good game, good game.
I told you boys, I told you the first one back, we'd be killed.
100% win rate, I mean, let's just call it there.
I would expect nothing less from a team of our statue.
Not a smidgen-lice.
Let me sort my goob. One moment boys.
You see what cash dollars is brought in. I need a heavy influxing right now. A heavy influxing.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Rogue, I'm talking upwards of 19,000
dollar influx for that right if you sell the stuff that you brought in maybe well I
Actually, I know I had no no I didn't even have to sell this stuff. I brought any
$19,000 influx and
After I re-up on the items that I lost
We are talking
I'm not even joking. Wow. This could be a big one. This could be a big one
Once I re-up all the items I lost we are talking a massive
$1.5,000 influx
Incredible that's huge incredible. That's huge. That's huge a couple more games like that and we'll be in the in the in the
quintipple digits in the whole strata doing one game a day and then just get
Are you taking the Isles out while you lab?
That is correct.
Wink Wink, the one that we were going to join, Wink Wink, seems like could be Wink Wink working,
potentially loading assets considerably fast.
Hypothetically speaking, it might be working hypothetically, so theoretically, I might open
you had dinosaurs I might be opening my game as well theoretically speaking
theoretically and this is of course all in the hypothetical sense so nothing's
actually happening I in this stream waiting room I put the server I'm
checking theoretically I've never seen that one before what the hell are you
you talking about
all all okay all hypothetically speaking i know what you're talking about now
okay so now okay so i'm gonna be a little hypothetical i'm i'm liking what
you're saying and i'm and i'm doing it
and i'm doing it
no jiji
i'm really
we see we would what did you say
what
Are you serious?
Never mind, never mind, never mind.
I'm not gonna be...
No, hypothetically speaking, though,
we're not even on the game.
Guys, don't even try to connect to Eddie Sevens
because this is all theoretical.
Yeah, I'm talking to my friend in Alaska right now.
Yeah, yeah, in Alaska.
I'm talking to my friend who knows his friend in Alaska.
Mutual lovers, mutual lovers.
Hypothetically speaking,
I'm having a hard time connecting.
If I was connecting, that would be what would be
happening, but I'm not.
Are we hypothetically joining the hypothetical on just recently posted?
Uh, oh um, hypothetically speaking, I, yes, yes, theoretically I am.
And if we had to guess at what we would ideally have the most fun with hypothetically if we
were to play dinosaurs, what dinosaur would we hypothetically play?
Remember this is all theoretical, we're not actually in a game, this is full later
on.
Oh, hypothetically I'm loading assets, holy fuck.
Oh, fuck, I can cry right now.
Theoretically, theoretically, theoretically, if I was loading Assets and hypothetically
I was about to choose a Dino, theoretically speaking, okay, I would choose also theoretically
or the fuck up Jinjin before this shit breaks, hypothetically, of course.
I'd be choosing a dino if hypothetically I was in the game and
And it's offline for me
Gigi was too late hypothetically you have to make a really big decision right now
Theoretically maybe you should be sorry game
Yeah, it was online and then I switched over to look at the servers and
It went offline for those maybe a hypothetical research
Now back to your red X
Rogue oh
Hypothetically, what if we choose a theoretical allosaurus?
You like the yellow, okay? Uh, I'd be down. I think
Talk too hard for B9
Oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh. I got in oh my god theoretically
You're actually got in mm-hmm. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. So if you were in hypothetically
By the way, the screen you're looking at right now guys is a hypothetical speed all made of theoretical
Theoretically, if we were actually looking at the screen here and this was real, which
Dino would we choose to play?
Well, should we pick a different one that we haven't done?
I think so.
I think you're right.
Hypothetically in Allosaurus?
Hmm.
That could be cool.
Every time you T-Rex, but we're not actually playing the game, so I don't know why they're
telling me that.
Yeah, but to get maxed out, that takes 12 hours.
Well, it'll take 6, I guess, alright?
Oh, okay.
2x growth?
Yeah, nobody-
Oh!
Oh, hypothetically, we are on a 2x server!
Oh, theoretically speaking, I don't think officials are 2x, theoretically.
So hypothetically, people can guess that we are on official.
Ah, shit.
Hypothetically, I say we choose...
a Trudon.
I think that's the one that can poison people at night time these are the
mongooses that were jumping over us no no no that's not the mongoose it was
jumping over us two dogs no I played arc smile was evolved before buddy two
dogs are pointing it we yeah but this is this is a little this is the little
creeper little creeper peeper hey I'm down I mean yeah creeper peeper that
What's the sippy hopping over is like that though? Oh, no, no, no, no, that's not the right people. It's not be sure. I'm sure
No, no, no, no
Dialogue can also poison, but I know true dog can as well. I played arch survival ascended. I know what I'm talking about
I believe it. Oh
Wait, wait, okay, let's do
Let's do
You could do her arrows and climb trees. What do you about that?
I should do her eras guys wait guys can I answer question let's just say
hypothetically you take three of the most advanced veteran players of this
game could three of those players hypothetically kill one T-Rex if they
were full-grown her eras
I'm getting a no on that I'm getting half guesses have done I feel like for
sure the Raptors in a big pack could but I don't think I don't know if the
Herrera's got the Raptor skill you know but Herrera's can climb trees
yeah but what does that help I don't think we find a kind of tree okay well
we just try a quick Herrera I know all right all right we don't spot in I'm
I'm gonna be a male one, I'm gonna be a male one.
Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
Fuck yes, yeah.
This is what it's all about.
This is what we live for.
Well, I'm switching my streaming services one second.
Theoretically of course,
because we're not actually on the aisle.
So how many can we have we never
But for the her arrows you have like a lot probably they're super small
How do you check me having a group?
We actually have seven people stream side bus and get a pack of ten her arrows
Okay, good all right
I would do the same. Let's do the same. Let's do the same
Let's ride. Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Boys, we need seven of you! We need seven of you!
Fuck the cubs going to our Herrera! Dang!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh, okay, I'll give you guys the spawn code. Ego. I'm putting it in the chat there.
Okay
How do I climb a tree? Oh
No way
Guys I'm climbing a tree right now
Don't fall off.
Is that- oh shit.
Oh he doesn't take- he doesn't have full damage!
Thank god.
Wait what?
He doesn't have- oh he doesn't have full damage.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, we're cooking. We are cooking now boys.
We know you guys from the group with the code.
oh yeah with the code okay you will be right you're gonna die we do extra
bleeding damage 100% oh there's a there's a hog over here directly do we
do we need that um do we do yeah it's our a okay okay how do you how do you
Can you drop on someone with this guy?
Wait, why can't I use the spawn code?
Can't use it?
Wait, you know, I think I'm near you. Can you rip a roar?
Holy shit.
This DNA is massive!
Yeah, I'm a river roar, there you go.
You didn't join my group.
I used your spawn code.
I can't use your spawn code.
Why not?
I don't know, we're lucky.
Is this you right here?
Stop me.
I'm fucking a deer right now.
I'll do whatever I can to him.
I'm green.
I'm doing everything I've got.
Give me an Aussie's God, Captain.
I might be hypothetically dead I don't think I see you yeah I'm theoretically
in the afterlife so unless you're searching around God's great games you're
not gonna find me idea just stepped on me and not in the good way I died so you
can follow the sky but you can't get that done by a deer that is correct that
is correct that is correct yes okay oh okay let me wait I'm gonna spawn back in
we saw none of us are next to each other because the spawn code obviously
glitched and didn't work yeah it didn't work okay I'm gonna log out and then
you do this but you can't log out that isn't killing you oh also logging out is
a stupid idea because we spent this whole time getting in here oh my gosh well I
didn't have any issues so let's just hope I don't okay all right okay we're
praying we're praying we're praying we're praying we're praying we're praying we're
praying we work to work to work you know we'll leave you behind okay all right
Okay, I'll give you my squad code. Here you go. Here you go, chief. I'll go have a deer just murder you or something
You gotta hurry up before this code expires though. Yeah before the code expires. So how do I force die?
You have to drown yourself against stepped on by a Hoover
Oh, that's not the Hoover. Yeah, the Hoover. I'm still theoretically loading assets
Well theoretically you could get stomped off by a Hoover at one of those fucking oinkers
Did that mob?
The new code is not working for me.
Oh great. Perfect.
My favorite part about this game is the plot where we figure out how to make it not break in half.
Let me see. Let's have the fun. Let's have the spice.
Teleport them. See? I don't own this game.
Surely I'm not on the wrong server.
Yes, surely. Surely.
I
Yeah, we're all the right server, right every to the right server I
Should be I've no one to give it to you guys. I think
Where are you boys at? I'm still looking the assets. Okay. All right. I'm gonna start looking for some food
I don't know what food I can't have because everything is about a hundred times bigger than I am
Oh, I can kill a bullfrog
Oh, guys, how do you latch on to something?
Right at the assets table.
You can't.
From a tree.
Wait, I have to jump from a tree.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I
That that I got go
There he is
It's that over there boys. They're like it's not working. I might have to restart me in
You get back here you get back here right now
I'm going to have to restart my game.
But I'll have it nice and ready for you guys to get in here.
Perfect, perfect.
Run right to that tree.
Oh.
Phase 360 jump, no scope.
Yeah!
This orca knows exactly what he's doing.
He's avoiding all the trees. I can't leave on him
Still don't he has to restart he knows exactly what he's doing you sad boys immediately goes
180 degrees away from the tree
Uh, anti-cheat integrity failed.
Okay, well, I'm cheating.
Oh, that's okay.
Happy to everybody.
Wait, so I think you just press spacebar off a tree, and then you land on it, and then you'll be on it.
You're stuck on loading assets.
There's something on the beach?
Where?
I just waited so long, it kicked me out for anti-cheat verification or something.
Don't you guys know the beach?
It's steep to the tree.
Oh wait, there's another guy over here. Who's this guy?
That's a T-Rex. We can lead him to a tree and kill him.
Come over here, come over here.
Come over here.
You know, little doggy, get along.
Come on, come on now.
$1 doggy his way
Go go go
Are you supposed to have admin permission on the server that theoretically we could be
not playing on?
No, I don't have admin permission on official server, chief.
Oh, true, it comes.
Where is he going?
Where's he going?
Wait, theoretically, do you just say official servers? Yeah
You should be
We can't play unofficial servers. Hopefully you've not been joining unofficial servers because they will grab your IP faster than you've been playing team
Well, yes, but I did you see what I typed in the waiting room chat. Oh
Oh, oh, I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing chief
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so not that then no, I'm on the official one
The one that Genji type
Okay
Oh
He's quicker than I thought he was
I would not do it her arrows her arrows suck her arrows are asked and too small and the climbing tree thing is not as cool as I thought it would be
Well, I think you're just ass well, I just don't understand how you supposed to kill anything you want to be small
We could be like the wrap we could be the wrappers
Yeah, but no, I wanted I wanted to be small but with a cool ability. I thought you could like
Like go on trees and then and then ride them like you're a raptor or something and bleed them to that
But like I couldn't do nothing
Maybe the alo was a good choice
The aloe yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm gonna join this Jimmy. Does it let you join this?
Okay, we're gonna be alo
I'll give you guys a good code ego
Why damn boys is this for the Jimmy serve?
Yeah, this has been the one city said yes, I think that one's maxed out potentially be vertically
God this game is fucking actually giving me simplest
It doesn't let me join anyway. I don't know if that's stingy and...
Uh, can you get in?
Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.
Okay, alright.
Jesus Christ.
Let's swap up.
Let's swap up! Let's swap up!
This game is shitty when they give me AIDS.
I am two hours into my stream and I've done literally nothing again.
I think I might actually just have to give up on the island completely.
It's just not built enough. It's not built enough.
Eleven years and we can't get into servers in under two hours.
Um...
I do do your plan do your plan my plan your plan your plan
Roger Roger Roger Roger Roger that one
Roger Roger I'm loading assets. Hey, technically
I have to restart my game.
Oh, Taxi, you too.
Welcome in, Mr. Taxi.
Yeah, I think I have to restart mine as well.
I mean, I mean, I'm an alo okay good good good taxi the server is
That means we need at least a dinos with
It was for the group yeah, yeah, I was up for
I'm gonna see you do sponkots.
No.
I'm gonna see you do sponkots.
No.
I'm technically loading the asset.
Come on in.
come on in the water
so guys don't you like it you like it log out log out to like it did you like it
it's you like it literally just floating ass it's you like I'm gonna hate this game
I'm I'm 10 minutes off giving up this game forever
Okay, I'm choosing this one this one right here. You ready ready for this bam this one right here
Right there everybody join that right now ASAP right now everybody join it quickly. Oh my god
I clicked it. Oh my god. My stream was hidden
I hold on wait
Give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second.
Oh my gosh.
We're going to...
This one right here. You ready?
Ready for this?
Oh wait, we can't do that one. I already have a title on that one. I hate my life.
Alright, this one right here. You ready for this one? Boom. That one right there. You ready?
Good enough. Good enough.
In the middle of going in?
There's a low-pop one. Low-pop one.
That's low-pop?
I'm...
I
I'm literally stuck loading
Right, I'm actually low pop I'm actually low pop. I don't care. I don't care. I want to play the game
I'm just a genuine low pop
Yeah, we'll get people in, we'll get people in.
Yeah, we'll get people in, there we go, right here, this one right here.
Join it, this last one, we're joining it all night, we're playing this all night.
We're coming in the air, if you restart your game, if you shut off your computer,
if your power goes down, I'm gonna kill you in the game of course as a dinosaur.
Join this one right here and never leave.
Does it let you join?
No.
Okay, yeah, I was gonna say, I cut, take that.
I am fedetic, of course.
Ooh, network status online.
Let's go! Let's go!
Same.
Well, let me just take a look at this.
F**k!
I've been doing this for two and a half hours.
Dude, we've been doing nothing! We've been doing nothing! This game is so broken!
Oh my- I don't know how a hunch does this. Is he crazy? Is he insane? How do you play
this game?
They're back up. They're back up. They're back up. Hold on.
Okay, good.
going back but we're still going to the same one yes take one yeah I find it
connecting you see me connecting connecting
I'm about to freak my shit all over taxi I'm gonna please please it's been so long freak on me
I'm about to put my freak on taxi right now
This is the worst I
I think I'm giving up on this game. I feel I'm unassollied after this. This is crazy.
We can't play the game. We're genuinely two hours into my stream and we haven't
started playing what we want to play. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is
crazy. Is this not fucking insane? Have you looked at that other Dino game?
No, I everybody every time I mention any game ever I get a whole bunch of fuck yous and guys
I don't I don't know what's going on
Path of Titans it looks very similar
You know what I
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I'm on a science game. I never played again
I'm saying those two servers down. I this is fucking horrible. This is the worst. I'm I uninstalled it. It's gone
All right, let's pick a new game. I'm not playing a game ever again
let's do let's do let's you kind of tighten no it's on steam fuck it's on
steam okay it's not on this is the worst this is the worst no it's not is it
on steam or no
I don't see it no I think this is the one that's not on steam oh my god
I'm sorry for your suggestion.
KILL ME NOW!
In the game, whatever game we're playing.
Fuck it, Super Battle Golf, line it up.
Line it up, line it up.
Super Battle Golf, that's what we're playing.
Super Battle Golf.
I think we play a game of Super Battle Golf and then reload it back up and fuck you.
I already hadn't saw the game of my show.
I'm not playing that game ever again.
again I actually actually horrible actually horrible I don't know who made
that game but it's been 11 years and I can't get into the game no matter what
that's crazy I I'm just I'm done with it I'm just I'm just fucking down with it
That is so bad. That is horrible. That pisses me off. That pisses me off.
Uh, mm, mm, mm, battle golf.
Alright, I'm ready.
Okay, alright.
What's your say? What's your say?
Alright, I would play the real game now, I would play the real game now!
She was made by you, it's made by Swedes!
You're Swedish, dumbass!
Oh no!
What do you mean no, yes you are!
I'm Danish!
The same fucking thing!
Oh shit.
You can't say that.
Yeah, I can't say that.
What are you talking about?
We got sort of a rivalry or something.
Yes.
It's a rivalry?
No way. Danish people and Swedish people are rivals.
What's the competition?
We silly ass hats who talks the funniest? No, we have we literally have the most wars between two countries. I'm pretty sure
Holy shit. I know you game like that. Oh my god
What is it respect respect respect in white?
That's you hold up. That's that's actually bad for say that's actually bad for say I'm on giant new game like that
I know you sound like that. I know you sound like that
I think there's still some law that if the
The water freezes over between the two countries and as we walk over to Denmark we can legally
beat them to death with a stick.
Let's go!
I'm dead ass.
Let's go!
When is the winter then?
Well, it hasn't frozen over in a couple of years so...
Wait, actually please don't mind if I let you jump like during the ice age times,
it never happens anymore.
No, like, I don't know when it's from.
I don't know.
Wait, actually please don't mind that you're talking about like doing like the Ice Age times, it never happens anymore.
No, like, I don't know when it's from, but it's, I'm pretty sure it's still like a thing.
This is the new plan for tonight. I'm getting drunk and we're playing
dick around games the whole night. That's the plan.
This is your end.
That's not a rule yet, is it? Let me google that. Let me google it.
As a Danish person, can you beat the shit out of a Swedish person when the lake freezes?
This is a popular cultural myth and a joke in Denmark that an old never repealed law allows a day to hit a speed with a stick and they cross the frozen urusund straight to Denmark.
However, this is just a piece of folklore and no such law actually exists in the Danish National Archives
Really?
Physical assault is illegal
Yeah, that's AI
Yeah, I just had to mute, I don't know how to stop, just mute, everybody mute each other
Press escape and then drag the things to the top right. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're good
Lovely
I thought it was real
I
That would be cool. Oh, you hit that
I hit that you said correctly. Yeah
I just had to think about some silly man mind sands
Alright buddy.
Let's do the same.
Alright, come on now.
This is where the real game is starts.
And the Puppets eat speed light.
Go, go, go.
The hell is she doing on there?
How do you lay down?
Like in the air.
Oh
Okay, I see that mind buddy, you're not getting this dad
Fucking shooting
That might have been too far.
Ooh, what is that?
Let's go!
Hey, what happens if I'm out?
I see.
Oh, hold on.
Did you just leave?
How do I change clubs?
How do you change clubs?
Wait, what?
How do you change clubs?
Wait, no.
Oh, you score.
I'll just start going crazy, boom, wave, why?
Is it shut down again?
He was legit cooking, sir.
Were you cooking a meal in the middle of our 8 feet hole?
It said I had to go to the bathroom.
Oh, she was cooking, she was cooking.
That was a warm-up, right?
up right you get like a one-round warm up
uh no you should have followed that lead and one you enjoy it wait why does he
have no points no we don't talk about that because that's not that was a warm-up
that that was so close okay come on lock it guys
wow yeah let's ride okay back to you
Well, you're a nerd.
Well, I ain't a nerd.
Thanks.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
You got this, though.
No, it's not.
Oh, you're so weird.
Wait a minute.
I need to get out of here.
Thanks.
Watch out.
Your shoes have died.
Oh, fuck.
Great.
How did you not die?
I shoved you, too.
Yeah!
Follow me, boys.
Hey, Cart.
Did you do it 60 60s of the card, okay? All right
Dead perfect perfect
How do you cross the water?
Yeah, yeah, it's right over there. Just you gotta like like you gotta figure out stuff
though. Yeah, that's how you do it.
That's not how you do it.
You almost said it, you almost said it.
You just gotta get over it.
You can't jump that.
Perfect game!
Come on the way, come on the way, come on!
Oh, oh, oh!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Go, go, go please.
Run!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
No, wait!
Oh my god, oh my god!
No!
Did I get it?
How was that?
No.
What?
If I can't get it, then no one else can.
No!
Oh my god.
Still in first.
I want it down.
Dude, I was aura farming on you Rogue and I blew myself up.
I cannot believe it.
How many points did you get in that game?
I didn't even get it in the hole right now.
We lagged out, yeah lagged.
Server lagged.
I don't know what I'm doing yet,
but I'll figure it out.
What do I do?
Okay.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Right, frankly, what just happened?
Ooh, good thing, yeah.
Little speed boost for you right there.
Ooh.
Hit by the egg across the map.
That was a knee!
Yeah!
Okay.
Thanks for the boost pal.
Why do I have the aim assist on?
Yeah!
Follow me boys!
Okay, suck on that.
Thank you.
I'm jacking Gingy's whip right now.
Alright, the reminder goes in a circle.
I think I did you put mines everywhere but with my
Did you watch out your shoes I'm dying
I cannot drive this goddamn car
YEEEAAAAAAA
GO GO GO!
I can't even get to the green dude, I can't even get to the green.
Oh here you go, chill chill chill chill.
Oh wait that's perfect.
Can you not change last one?
Hold on.
What?
I hate you so much.
What?
I hate you so much.
Yes!
I'm never gonna get it.
Good boy! Good boy!
That's not bad boy!
Oh.
Okay.
Wait.
What?
We might have found someone that's the worst than Drac.
The jack was pretty ass
Where's my spawn protection why fucking that's why follow me boys
Yeah!
Okay, my shield just wore off.
The moment you shot that.
Yep, the-
Like you do, like you do.
That's it.
What a sweet delight.
Nice one, did you miss all purpose?
Let's go.
Ooh, thank you for the help.
Ooh, well, ooh.
Getting it over there.
Oh.
Is he just gonna go up there?
Always
You see that boy
And I do it
Come on guys come on this is so difficult
What's that you got all your troubles don't
I don't know British you have boys can't it's all the way around
You would be impressed
Okay
All right boys you better watch out here. Oh
Oh, oh no no no no no!
Damn it!
Oh wait, the Power Marge shows you what it's about to hit with the water and the dirt
Yeah
Go, go, go!
Got it!
Go, go, go to the fire, go to the fire.
Go to the fire right there.
Keep it to the second one, rogue.
You'll be in the second one.
The second one's gonna be just right in there.
Don't you worry.
Oh my God!
What?
No way!
Whoa!
Ah!
Oh my God!
You're lucky!
Good boy!
What is that guy up to?
How do you lose to someone who hasn't gotten one in six?
because I just believe we are in the lead we are in the lead boys
Bob shows it the entire time
keep it simple stupid keep it simple that's all I gotta say advice from a guy who just figured it out
come on now stupid babes
They're fucking...
Thank you.
Did you?
Okay, bitches.
He went...
Oh, I...
Oh, Axie?
What happened to you?
What do you mean what happened?
Oh, shit!
I'm vibing.
Go, go, go!
No!
Yeah!
We're just perfect.
We thought we could do something extra.
How?
We go ahead and just hit this bottle.
We go ahead and go ahead and don't die.
What?!
Wait, how do I...
How do I jump over that?
Go go go!
Dude, this game is so good.
But how do you jump over this stuff?
You don't have to.
Just keep dying.
It's good.
We're gonna die.
Fantastic.
No, that's not funny.
I'm actually sick.
Really is easy once you have let all the stylistic things go and align your cockroaches.
I have these pistols right off the rib, boys.
We are using these pistols right off the rib.
As soon as the next round starts, I am blasted.
I figured that out, yeah.
No, I didn't know you could do that. I've been asking.
Oh, what's that?
That's fantastic.
Goalboard!
I feel pity for whoever spawned Jax beyond this one, pal.
I've got three muskets loaded in ready to go.
Ooh, that's not gonna be good for you, Jimmy.
Okay, okay, we're good yet
Not cool very cool. Oh me what I do that
Go go go!
Nice miss.
Fuck yourself.
What is this?
What am I looking at here?
I'm across my hell.
What am I looking at here?
What is going on here?
What is happening?
Are we so serious?
What is this?
Come across my hell, why don't you?
Fucking dick, damn!
Do you like those traps?
You did that!
You like those traps?
Like that?
She's crazy!
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna beat them.
I'm gonna beat you.
I'm coming.
We're getting the hang of it.
Do you have skins in this game, Peter?
No, that's in here.
Oh, that was a perfect shot.
The flag just didn't go up.
Look at it.
He beat it now.
There we go.
I can take my time on those ones.
I like to take my time on those ones.
I like to take my time on those ones. Make sure it's perfect.
Oh chop taxi, it's what I'm saying.
Oh you're not fucking in.
Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
I mean look at you.
Look at you.
It's even funnier because Jinny hasn't realized she's been being in this entire time.
I was wondering why she was crying.
Father V boys.
Yeah!
Why is it rolling?
Really?
Wait, I boosted you.
Do you touch me with your bubble or whatever the shed?
You are pig
The best day to sit so you just called you an wicker holy crap. Holy crap. Don't be a fucking like a
Watch out your shoes are done. There's also a bomb
There you go, there we go, and what, oh shit, where did my mole go to, my mole is 100 meters
back.
What?
Hey, thanks for help.
Guys, guys, guys, I'm being assaulted, I'm being assaulted, I'm being assaulted, I'm
I'm getting assaulted!
Guys, everybody stop! Everybody stop! It's unfair! My balls are going back there!
Hold up! Everybody stop! Everybody stop! My balls are going back here! It's unfair!
Oh, give shit on you! Give shit on you!
Oh, shit!
Oh, god, I hear...
Yes!
Taxi, please.
No, go, go!
Come on!
I...
Quick, quick, quick!
Why does my ball keep going around the paces?!
Oh my goodness, there's no way.
Three losses on a rope?
Die immediately, in golf, super golf, whatever it's called.
Super battle call.
Ah, still on the bottom of the lead.
What rope is that?
That's not a hay.
Warm up, warm up.
Fascinating, very fascinating, very fascinating.
Very fascinating.
3, 2, 1, go!
Fish em all there, Rogues.
That was kind of good. I appreciate that.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, it's a four.
Go, go, go!
Thank you, sir.
Oh, dammit!
Fuck, he's fucking free.
What the hell was he doing?
I saw a personal insult on us.
Oh, that was a bomb.
That was a bomb right there.
A little bit of coffee.
Come on now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't go out of town!
Oh, dammit!
What am I doing?
Oh!
That wasn't me.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
go go go
i can't
come on boys come on
come on
how is your landmine on every single question
mine
this is monlarky
Oh
Oh boys, it's nice to spectate for once
Did you come on
How we super duper serious there is no way that just happened there is no way
We lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost, we lost.
I think that game will be locked in boys.
That was good war, that was good war.
Take a round of applause for the war up right there. That was a good war up.
Now it's really time to get down to the nitty-gritty!
Okay. You guys are in for a world of hurt in this next one.
I'm too tired for this one.
Lock it in. Lock it in. Lock it in.
Go show on your ride. Be good, bud.
Huh?
Oh
Follow me boy
I think I'll put this right there that's a good spot for that mom
Oh
Nice shot. Oh, I thought I was a fraud. How do you know Bob's again?
Oh, would you like to know whether it was like a green little pancake or something? Yeah, I'm hungry. It's breakfast time
It's a fucking mind
Thanks
Thanks Dana Sherlock
oh
Oh, oh, watch out. There's a bomb there
Oh
Go go go
Please catch up catch up
Mets with the Foggy Mates.
How do you draw your minds like that?
Foggy Mates is what I say.
That's what I say.
See, yikes.
Repairing Tim the Tapper from 600,000 and according to Obamu later.
Holy moly.
Holy shit.
You want 600K in this game?
Yeah, in this game.
That's right.
You need a super battle golf tournament for $600,000, got you to help.
Okay, you like that?
All right, those little swapper rules, little switcher rules.
Great minds think of life a little bit right there.
All right.
Follow me boy!
Oh, watch out!
Oh shit.
Gotta be careful out here, gotta be careful.
You wanna have a race?
Oh, quick race, quick race!
See ya!
Once this briefcase comes in, buddy, you're dead meat!
Ooh, looking pretty good from over here, Ron.
Oh, watch out, there's a drunk driver!
Oh, you missed.
Go, go, go!
Quick, quick, wow.
Alright, we'll put that behind there, we'll put that behind there.
Oh, oh my god, it's right here, I suppose.
All right, all right.
There's that one.
There was a truck in the hole.
What?
A million.
Tiger Wood would miss that shot and go T on his wife.
Holy, I can make that type of shot.
Dude, what?
I can screw up.
There was that, there was, see it right there?
That's how it's done.
I'm throwing, I'm throwing, I'm throwing.
I was doing so good last time.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay, let's put the guns away, let's put the guns away, let's put the guns
away.
Hey, you think that's funny, don't you?
You think it's funny?
You think it's funny, do you?
It's really funny, it's funny.
Does she just ring home and do something after anything?
Do hope, will you cut it out?
Let's go!
But you can't walk through there?
Go, go, go!
What?
What's the hell's going on here?
How can I not walk?
Absolute fucking NPC.
I don't know what's happening. I keep hitting my ball out of bounds.
This car drive in a straight line for longer than a second.
No, because you've been drinking.
Life.
Oh my god
Damn it!
Oh peanut that thing looks like it turned around a little bit
Yeah, take that out. Oh my god.
Wait wait, Rope you won't run me over, you won't run me over, you won't do it
You won't do it, you won't run me over, you won't run me over, you won't do it, you won't do it
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick
I can't stay long. Go, go, go! Get a lot. Nothing. No time to mirror-spread in this and walk off, okay.
I have completed the course in the first place.
You see that, bro? You see that, babe?
It's an Apex song, like, out of bounds.
You can be there for five seconds.
Oh.
But I know the tech, okay.
He's roguepodding here, too.
Um.
All right, let's proceed.
Let's proceed.
Oh, shit.
Follow me.
Oh.
Wiggly, Wiggly, Wiggly.
Wiggly, Wiggly.
Hey.
Very kind of you. Very kind of you.
Appreciate that.
Lovely.
Oh, tech. Oh, shit.
Well, I found tech.
Oh, ooh, 2-Lay power, 2-Lay body.
Oh, and I'm jacking you whip.
No, what the fuck?
I'm jacking you whip, I'm jacking you whip.
Oh dear you bro, you have a license for that thing.
Oh, Jackie, jacked my whip!
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm way too far back right now.
That's the perfect shot right here!
Perfect shot!
Oh that was perfect!
That was perfect!
You gonna go in?
Oh no.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
I hope you kissed that right there.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
All right
Okay
All right, did you watch out your shoes? I want to be careful be careful
What are you doing?
Double pick up the hell!
Deerix!
Watch out for that bomb!
Where are you going?
You are a dude, dude, buddy.
Good work, boys! Good work!
I'm not going to look at that.
Stop cam mocking us.
We can't because it's staying overtime.
Because your phone will stop rolling.
So,
I think it looks like that's still a good one, boys.
I like some above Rogue.
Well, anybody can be above Rogue.
That's a, that's a, a bomb.
That's a very high boss.
Jack, Jack with what?
What?
He's, he's, he's winning me a drag.
Definitely drag.
I'm trying, I'm trying
You tried, didn't you, Kip?
That's the truth
Don't work on that swing, you're about to follow through
Stupid, stupid, a follow through
I tried, I tried
Nice miss, Taxi, nice miss
It has a bloom, it has a bloom, it's on my fault
Oh my god, he propelled me into the thing and I guide away
Thanks taxi you fuck you fuck you good share
I shot at the box.
Oh shit!
Let's go!
How do they go from first to third right there?
How is that possible?
These guys mean business.
what? You got to leave enough to not the table!
4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Let's jump!
Ooooooooooo!
That followed your technique, that's not too bad!
That's crazy!
Oh, and I have a penalty for it!
Oh my god!
Penalty sharp!
Alright!
Okay!
alright okay all right you know what that was that was it me that was me i didn't do it
why'd you say dirt peanut is dominating growth
that'll be ten dollars sir
oh did you know she's my butthole
no way no way no way no way no way no fucking way oh my god i'm back in
my G
perfect shot perfect shot please i can't get my ball maybe bad i got teleported
but watch out oh you help me out give me so much no problem no problem many times
all right
What the hell was that, Gigi?
That's how you're supposed to do it.
What the hell?
Scamestation in Hawaii?
What the hell was that?
Did he have a blue roof on?
Wait wait wait, we got to get a blue roof on!
You have to get a blue roof on!
Holy shit.
Jesus.
Too late, you need to be a little too late.
What was that? I've never seen that in the game.
Orbitable, orbital laser.
It seems that the people who are on the last hole behind us.
Oh my god.
I'm...
Did you get a clutch in here?
Thanks, you got a shotgun.
He's got a shotgun.
Fish!
Ooh!
A push in that.
Ooh, man, a two-lay.
Wait, nobody finished?
They both didn't.
Just me and you.
Me and you, pal.
Me and you.
Me and you, my man.
I'm hungry.
Well.
Oh, man, a shock.
Uh-oh.
He's back here.
Nope.
Not cool. Not funny, Miss Sliders.
This funny, D-Taxi? Who's laughing now, bitch?
You're dead, are you? You're dead.
That's so mean.
Uh-huh. Is that so?
I'll drive back for ya.
There you go. There you go.
Thank you.
You like that tech you like that are you fucking dumb
Are you like that tech?
It sounds like you're a big dad of the tech.
It sounds like you're a big dad of my tech.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Dude, that's not real.
Oh, did you hit that?
Guys, if you would have bombed on my ball, I would have ripped your shack off.
Oh
That's you would have bomb on my ball rip your sack up
Rip your sack up with my teeth
I would never get out of here. Oh my god
You think this is over, don't you, Daxie?
You think this is over?
You will rue the day.
Oh, Daxie, you think it's all funny, huh?
Let me hear a little chuckle from you.
You mind if I hear a little chuckle from you?
Daxie, mind if I hear a little chuckle from you?
Give me a little chuckle.
Give me a little chuckle, will you?
Oh
It's so funny how was it wasn't Mr. Taxi how funny was it huh? How funny was it? How funny was it?
I will get him. I will get him on the
He'll get him on the flippity
Yeah. Take that taxi. Thank you.
Everything I have will be going to you for now on. Why?
Fuck you. That's why I'm friend with this one. Road closer.
I mean you just have to be my drugs Mr. D
Boy
Gotta be boys
That's who's up
Oh, hey, I had a seal on but I guess it doesn't matter
I don't understand what the fuck do you do with the ramp?
First to play, first to play, good work boys, good work out there, that's how it's done.
Easy, easy, let's do the point, let's go!
Dude, even with the stream boots I can't make it over.
I don't know, Texan's looking like he's at the bottom.
Yeah, I mean it looks like I just can't get across.
I thought I went the easy way this time.
Maybe you should try diving.
Hey, how do you get across that one?
Try hit the left off.
He's going forward with December!
Try diving, try diving!
I just did one flawlessly.
Not a bad improvement.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Oh we won!
Good work boys, good work.
Good work boys! Good work!
The ability there's 2v2 versus.
These 2v2 versus. Like a scramble?
Let's do a scramble. What's a scramble? Scramble is a 2v2.
It could be more players as well, but 2v2, yeah, a scramble.
Where does he go? Is he still in? He said he would be, he said he would be, he won.
Oh god, she gets out. Oh, play what? Oh! Yes.
Okay, wait.
Oh.
Guys, guys, guys, I can't make the game.
All right?
If you keep running me over, I can't make the game.
Got it now.
Got me, buddy.
I...
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
Oh wait, hold up. Let me see if there's any other things.
There's...
Oh... Yeah, I'm gonna see her in 2v2.
She's free for all.
We wouldn't be able to do it with Paxagon, I guess, unless we...
Oh yeah, might not be there. Might not be there.
Oh, let's do
Let's do
It's we what wait he said wrong over that him. Yeah, he said wrong with that. I'm going down. Hey
You are some other life was on kind of
How cute our little bit we're playing earlier
We were on that winch.
We were kind of on that winch.
I'm not going to play that again tonight if you guys aren't.
I'm down once we're done this or something.
Yeah, yeah.
We just leave now while the taxis are gone so that we don't have to worry about a flood.
And then when he comes back it's like, hey, I think he's down.
Yeah, we say, oh, there's no space.
It's okay.
What do you think?
I'm not going to.
What do you want to say?
Well, you're not playing all guys. I think the aisle I'm done with the aisle. That is such a fun game, but I
Can't I can't play it. I
If the devs said they were fixing it like or something that'd be cool
But I might be I can't play it on the street. It doesn't work because all you guys hop on which I don't blame you
I don't blame you. I'm you know, it's a fun game
But we all hop on at the same time and apparently they didn't build the game to support a lot of people
I guess or something so we're thinking like fix that somehow, but yeah
I just it was so annoying. It was just like yesterday. I spent three hours trying to join servers today
We spent like two hours trying doing servers. I I can't do that. I can't do that
No, it's just mark. Let's just mark you down
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Yeah, the rating the rating version not the dyno version
I'm gonna message you after the stream because we're I'm gonna have to download a bunch of games to potentially try
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about trying to go on stream down there.
How so is your internet?
That's what I pooped in it?
While I'm at the shop, yeah, it's really bad.
It's 50 megabytes download upload.
So it takes hours to download things that are...
How are you even streaming right now?
You multi-stream?
Yeah, yeah.
With 25,000 upload, so I have just enough for that.
So if we were to play Sea of Thieves, I'd have to download it for next time.
Like I've been after stream 50 up 50 down
No 40 sorry 40 up for you. It's it's bad when I move to my basement though. It's gonna be like 5,000
I
Don't even know how that's remotely possible
There are countries we have to walk five miles from water with better internet than you have I
Yeah, this shop is like a commercial space. It doesn't it's not allowed to have like
I
Have internet that's good for swiping a credit card through a
Point of service machine. That's about it. Good. That's always good. That's always good. That's always good. Yep. Yeah, it's poggers
Yeah, sweet. I'm delicious. All right, let's do the thing
Here we go I
I can't we do I'm saying I was so hoping I was so hoping we have no troubles on the island
I so disappointed and it's so disappointing
So so disappointed I was really hoping for a good night
the crank a message to
No, I don't think so
I mean we have contact with the damage, but like no offense to them
But like I feel like this is like a one-time thing. We're like
Well, I'll join it at the same time. I don't know if they'd build it out for that
Because you probably wouldn't be playing, right?
Hunch might be, but I don't know. I don't know.
It was just, I was really hoping to play. I was really disappointed.
Um, yeah, that sucks.
Bees have, my bees have permuted. Guys, once again, we can't have porn on this stream!
We cannot play that!
Uh, hmm...
We're actually, we're actually gonna get back if you be disappointed.
I'm changing all my titles sorry have the titans is so much better you guys are tell
me it's poop play overcooked guys we played over cooked to and I did not like that game
I did not like the game. We were just grabbing lettuce and tomatoes.
Drake was messing up all the orders. The customers were passed.
They would tip us something light like three dollars.
Castle Crashers. Now that's a good game.
You ever play that game, bro?
What is it?
Castle Crashers.
No, I've never played that.
You've never played Castle Crashers?
No.
No, that's a good game. That's a good game, my dear.
Well, sounds like a... what is it? Like a defense thing? Base thing?
Uh, no. You're four guys and you want to save the princess.
But it's not Mario.
Right, right, right.
There's a bunch of deans that poop blood and owls that poop blood and other things that poop blood.
A lot of guys poop blood that game.
But there's... other than that, you like traverse levels with like three of the guys.
mm-hmm it's cool it's cool very cool it was all the Xbox you all before people
can play on the same screen what but it wasn't split screen though you're all the
same screen okay now let's rock
sounds like a little banger a little banger a little banger I would go here
just work for everybody
yeah works me guys heard that game I've seen a lot of stuff about that game
recently actually is that like that's kind of cool I don't know I don't know how
to explain the sand penises and they come up in the snacks you up no sand
penis in that one oh then I don't want it
oh shit um off-stream reason that's an off-stream jerks ass right there oh oh
oh Star Citizen yeah oh guys what if we go spend $40,000 on a spaceship
I'll go to I'll go to 0.05% of that
I'll cover the other 0.05% and you can cover that I
Did fair I did fair that game that game does look kind of like it is kind of crazy how that game is like ships
Yeah, I'm not gonna it probably is a good game, but I do think it's hilarious. You could buy ships for $45,000
Yeah, I think they've received like how much money have they received? I'm gonna I want to know that hold on
how much money has star citizen received 900 million dollars wait they
received that from like the one one buying one billion dollars what are we
talking about star citizen oh yeah they've been donated so much money holy
crowd oh like that's like that's for people buy it like $40,000
it's just a day okay okay does the game cost money to buy though I don't know
guys the stars season cosplay to buy yes that's not the game that has like
endless planets and shit that you fly around and you'll never even need
another player right 45 dollars and then 45 thousand dollars hips let me tell
you I was I don't think it's a scam I think they're actually just taking
your time with it is a scam.
What do you mean a game's been out for like 10 years?
What about that's not the same.
Okay.
No, guys, the game is gay.
I mean, you kind of got a respect.
You kind of got a respect.
I don't think anyone in history has ever bought a fictional pixel
ship for $45,000 until Star Citizen.
You kind of got to respect the game.
I got to pee and grab another beer.
Let's ride!
you
I looked at a game that chat recommended.
Doesn't look that bad and it would be easy enough to download.
Midnight Murder Club.
A chaotic party game with proximity chat in a dark mansion with the lights off.
It's like a scary screaming party.
That seems like...
I'm looking at the page.
It looks kinda cool.
That's spooky.
The lights are off?
Lights are off.
You got flashlights on.
Holy shit.
I was just on the toilet, and I was reading a book I have in there
that's called Learn a Lot, Where You Sit on the Pot.
And I learned that the toilet wasn't actually
invented by Thomas Crapper, despite a lot of popular belief.
It was John Harrington's.
John Harrington.
Go on back now.
Let's ride.
I
Back of the element back in our pride
the game code after everybody's already seen it one second one second blurring the game
code after everybody's already seen it there we go perfect you guys ready
see?
Yes sir!
This is a roadway.
I was going to go this way when there's a door right here with the window.
Oh!
This way is quicker.
You see that?
I'm fighting you.
Much quicker, much quicker.
I'll teach you all the tips and tricks about operators, buddy.
The ins and the outs, the nooks and the crannies.
I'm running my source there. Yeah exactly exactly
We were shut with that clicker
Locked in boys
Any bad boy oh bad boys spotted. Oh, oh, let's kill him
Uh I
Missed every shot
I'll keep you in the front.
I'll take the front and you get the back out.
Right in front of me here?
What the hell is that guy?
You said they're amigo?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
One pushing, one pushing, two pushing, two pushing, yeah, I hit one.
Two pushing, they're both pushing, yeah.
Oh, one, one, one, one.
Wait in front, wait in front. Two take us, two take us below.
Got that one, got that one. Two dead.
You killed your cue!
Down there.
Get him!
Have it!
Pull this E.T. on it.
Oh my God, Peanut.
There is a team.
Where?
Above me.
On me?
On the roof?
No, no, no.
Come on, come on.
I'm down below.
They're above me.
This two men's side, this two men's side.
Wait, that's where I'm at.
Wait, what?
There's still one here.
New team on me, new team on me, boys.
New team.
There's no one here. New team on new new team on these boys new team. I
Tell us through the steam I call us
Peanut there is a team up there with you. I don't see him. I mean visible
I kill all three man over there and there's another team
great cops you guys can go do that one guy and you guys will get max to do
we're coming mr. wrong don't you worry your death will not be in vain
huh I don't know what that is right I'm trying to find out let's go kill the
people that killed wrong loot those guys blue rogue give them nothing back and
go this should be right by the zip line directly below it this box is
what you like the one that's on your left which one right beside this light pole
oh there he is
what you doing what you doing what you doing
oh
no one there's like five bodies down there
Got another one, got another one!
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one!
Uh! My bad!
Oh, come on, come on!
There's six bodies.
Yeah!
Oh my god, you guys are so gamey.
Ooh, aren't you gonna slip away into the darkness, did ya?
Aren't you gonna get away from me, Mr. Silly?
God, you could escape my grasp, but did you?
Did your ass pack his moron to you, motherfucker?
There should be a big dump in here.
No, no, the other team is later, though. The other team is later.
The other team?
Yeah, leave my body to get my tempest.
It's working, boss.
I think they have the tempest on me.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my god
Is this you rogue
That's the last guy that was on the first team the rest of the buddies are down low with this guy's dumb and poor you lied
Oh my god, he might he might have a spider's busting all over me. Where'd you die at roger?
You were off it was next to those bodies down there, you'll find a way to go back
Right here on the left ladder. Good thing, though. Oh
I thought it would jump immediately down other side of this concrete. Good job, but you
Everything's gone. Yeah, Genji got the tempest
That would have been super helpful to me about 30 seconds ago, Gene
Very helpful me about 30 seconds
I thought that might be another timbers.
I don't know what these guys had for guns, I don't really know what the guns sound like.
Stitcher one with no attachments and a rattle of three with a green stock.
I'm pretty sure these gentlemen are all hopeless.
Let's...
Oh, he did.
He's a great, he's a great, he's a great lad.
Thanks for helping, P.
Are you winning, son?
I'm saying, uh...
Oh, it's taking us over! It's taking us over!
Are you kidding me?
Ah!
The hatch door is open.
Oh, is it on the window? Can you see it?
Yeah, I saw it. I saw him.
yeah right there we're in the window on the right by the hanging muscle
like this is so bad there's so many AI oh my god here that's the only AI is the worst
I'm pressing the button I'm pressing the button I'm pressing the button I'm pressing the button
I'm coming I'm coming I'm pressing the button
Okay
Yeah, that's right, buddy that's right
I'm cooking we're not cooking I'm cooking oh shit
Gosh
Yeah!
And 11!
11!
Guys, I was just joking about everything I was saying before!
I was just joking!
Hey, how you doing, team?
i was just joking by the way hey hold on now hold on now hold on wait wait hold on
now sir wait a minute wait a minute hold on now
i see what nobody's saying
uh yes viva brazil viva brazil of course
Oh
God hates you
All right, okay. All right
Well, God struck him down God struck him down right there
You see that you see that that's how I know I know he was a bad man God struck him down as he was
Smiting me
Also, I just want to note in that I was cooking.
I think I double head shot each and every one of those gentlemen within one clip of
my running game.
I was cooking.
Good to see Arch still hasn't put in a thing we can block notifications.
Six months later, after the game's released, I'm down here.
I'm down here.
Something's going on with these developers for these games.
Something's spreading in the air, like a disease.
Something's in the air for these guys.
I mean, at least you can join the game that is true.
That is true.
Gotta catch the blessings.
Gotta catch the blessings, boys.
Gotta catch the blessings.
That's it, that was a good read.
The entire player-based arch streamers will mouth.
Dude, sound true.
not to the streets on that one.
Hosh-tag, holy shit, that's the truest thing I've ever heard, real and true.
Rogue, you hear that, guys?
Somebody give that guy a Pulitzer Prize or something, a Beast Prize or something.
Wow.
Smartest thing.
Real Andrew.
How are you so ploy-
Would you like your Tempest back, sir?
You're shooting to me?
You're shooting to me, Chief?
you like the tempest peanuts I would love the tempest but not that I can have it
so that rogue can't have it I already don't want it you just enjoy that now I
don't want it all right you can bring it then Judy I wanted but I don't want
I
Wanted I
Would like you like some ammo. I would also like some ammo that would be great
Okay, I have nine thousand five hundred space dollars, and I'm poor
And I have AIDS
Okay, well that's not very kind. That's not a very kind thing to say
Your plan was to hurt me congratulations. You've hurt me deeply
I
Drive
You'll be there when you have 15 series in the army at all
We rogue you were the obvious of them went to
Yeah, the call of duty army
I
Help me that there's a sure now they have a seven two or two
You can turn notifications off
Well, you can turn it wait you can turn notifications off because I just ripped off the developers for not having that
Is your mode apparently now where you can turn notifications off?
That's not gonna look good. That's not gonna look good on my recipe. That's true. Oh
My god, there is oh
Yeah, that's making privacy
I'm gonna fuck around real quick.
Psych!
I meant, something's in the air for these streamers that's making them work hard!
What I meant...
Making them get things done!
Hell yeah!
Well, that's not gonna look good. That's not gonna look too good.
I
See guys it's something going on the way you're not they come out with a new update some because I've been here a lot of guys
Talking about that game did that game is fun as fuck that game is fun as fuck that games great
Thank you. I'll be opposed to playing that game at all either. Oh
There's the spice the spice
Big mom involved
Yeah, I don't I gotta download it. Oh, yeah, that's why I said that no, I thought I had a download it though
Really, I don't I was out two hours. Yeah, I genuinely think it would be faster for you to get in your car
Go to your house
Download the game put it on a flash drive drive back to your warehouse
Put your flash drive in your computer and transfer to your computer
That's probably faster for sure. I would say that's faster, but I would say that's why it's probably closed
So my luck on that tonight is actually Micro Center gives you up to 256 gigabyte flash drive for free
You know that
Really?
They would send you something the mail they would send you like these little postcards in the mail
That would have micro center even if you redeem free ones for it was really cool. I did that one time
Are they like for like because you want games on SSDs, right?
So like is that are they like still good speed was wondering if the free flash drives that micro center gives out of the best
the free ones but just in general just in general flash drives well I leave you
play games on the flash drives if you can't out those yeah but can you buy
external SSDs though yeah but I get I don't know that's a good idea
oh shit shit was what if you're playing arc Raiders and some storm on your
external hard drive you know you do a little stretch you kick out the dick
you kick the plug out of its socket how do you know what stretching is like
What I do it to your dad's asshole, my dad's dead
When I do it to your dad's asshole
The other questions bitch
Let's ride!
I'd say keep your eyes open, but it's part of the plan.
Well, I can tell you a lot about what's up with that.
Server papers.
Server divorce papers in the morning.
Leave it on the nightstand.
Move to Paris.
Take the kids.
Take the dog.
Rent a hotel.
Pay in advance for six months.
Never speak to a dead person to say that.
In the last 25 seconds, how much is that I play the porn game the porn game? Yeah, the beast of the Bermuda
Bees of their view muta
Tentacles
He said hell that was would be bad step mothers of the dishwasher or the dryer whatever the shit
You need this tempest? Oh, I would love that tip is that would be great. I'm right here
The clothes dryers, stepmothers are the clothes dryers, those are all grey games.
You almost broke my legs.
I'm sorry to make you grittle, they just came to the UK and I want one.
The crittles have been fantastic!
I will be sure to lose at this raid and ask you for nothing.
Don't you worry.
We are at 100% right now.
You're not losing it.
We are not understand. Oh my god, there's a bunch of doctors in here
Yeah, how is that one?
Anybody get shot?
What the hell's going on?
Wait, what is he saying? Is there people down low talking?
He's a witch!
He's a WEDGE!
Oh, down the hall, down the hall.
Oh wait, they're just fighting the bots.
They might pull up over here, actually.
They're close for me.
Hey little shoppin' shoppin'!
They blow us, blow us!
Yeah.
Somebody just hit something below us.
Closing.
No, I think that's above.
You think so?
He's over the boat, guy.
Yeah, there's people in here, peanut.
Well, let's kill him.
I hit him.
Nice.
Thank you, good job.
I have been working on my first critical quality.
What?
Yeah.
There's a guy there.
He come on.
Oh, there's not.
Oh there he is there he is!
Oh!
He's low he's low, very low very low.
He's inside the secret room.
What the hell?
On me on me.
Oh I got too much, I got too much!
One is here one is here one is here.
Gonna pop a healer report.
Yeah!
One dead.
One more?
One left one left.
On the right on the right.
Good thinga!
Good lamp!
Get outta here!
Nice.
Good work he, good work.
well well well well what do we have here hello good sir how are you on this
fine day oh that is great that is great I'm gonna go ahead put the shotgun in
your mouth is that okay oh they all just bring it in bring it in chief bring
Oh, I love you too good, I love you too good, God speed at all of your vences and endeavors
Those good bear right there. That was a good man a man of stats that made of glory a man of valor
I'm taking his light bulb. I
want that
It's a real Gura lady.
I'm glad you noticed.
Tapino, what do you have to play Grounded again?
Mmmmm... no.
Okay, I don't think so.
Oh.
Who's the kind of a one and done type game?
Oh, I mean body type!
Sorry, I mean body type!
Body type!
Oh, I mean body type. He's sorry. Everybody had a body type body type
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir!
It's a bucket board no way up!
Please accept my offer.
Please!
I fuck those guys, don't worry about them.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir, you are a kind man.
Of course! Of course!
God speed on all of your vices!
You forgot to get Jin, you forgot to get Jinjin offering.
I'm just saying, Jinjin is the most up-most present of them all.
Oh shit.
He didn't give Jinjin offering.
I know.
What the hell?
What an asshole!
Well I guess we better get out of here. Alright, follow me boys. Let's not test our luck.
Let's not test our luck. That's what I'm thinking. When Peanut goes up here, he's going to scream bloody murder because he's going to die.
Yeah
Oh, yeah, we're on a hurricane
It was having plenty of time to keep plenty of time
This remember taxing never came back
We don't have a hatch key. We've been playing super battle. Oh, you don't like it out of
Hatchier
Yeah, I'm in the car chair playing fucking Pokemon
We put that Pokemon go out we we go to
like the illegal one like crystal
did we need to get him to play
she also has no friends she likes to get
huge dude
excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
he's a
nothing
that wasn't too shabby 118,000
back of news. Not too bad at all, boys. Not too bad at all. There's something, something.
You need an RLcraft server. Yeah, we need to play RLcraft.
RL maybe later. It's like Minecraft, but it has like Terraria progression.
that is that that's yeah I don't know me at all okay um it's like hella modern
minecraft hella modern uncropped he's like we are all great shit and you
killed him okay it is really good it's like the best modern minecraft there is
I just want to laugh at peanut when I'm really scared by the Minecraft.
Is it there already dragons in regular Minecraft?
Well, yeah, there's one, the Ender Dragon, but that doesn't count.
That's the Scruff Dragon, they just buy some circles.
But this note, OralCraft has crazy looking dragons in this, and they're ginormous.
So
So RL Minecraft is like
Regular Minecraft, but there's more dragons. No, no, it's not even close to it
You would have to play it to know how many dragons are there
There's like, you know, like seven different dragons and you can eat them to seven
And you can tame them and fly them. Do you have to find them underground?
It's pretty wicked. Holy shit that's that's six more dragons that sounds crazy.
I can use nuts honey. Alright.
Alright well now I'm not playing. Now I'm not playing you silly RL Minecraft game.
Alright pal you went off and soiled it. You went off and soiled it.
But it's actually a lot of fun.
Call me when they have eight dragons, buddy.
What the hell?
Let's ride.
Are you sure?
Play me to just test it out.
We could all play.
And no kid scream bloody murder from being scared and getting all this shit.
If you love the streets super bummed about the aisle, you said no to star citizen,
but I suggest elite dangerous if you are all interested in space flight game.
But that's how you fly with no arms legs. I don't know if that was necessary to add. Keep up the great work. Thank you, Mr.
Say, and I'm super boned about the aisle dude. I wanted to play the aisle so bad at night dude. Oh my goodness. I wanted to play
I wanted to play the aisle so bad at night
I used to have to give up on it. I used to, I don't think we can play it on stream. It's not possible. It's not possible.
It doesn't even matter that the aisle is back up right now as soon as we go back over there
It's gonna go back down. There's too many of us boys. There's too many!
You're too great at number.
Hmm.
Hey, the elite.
Oh, perhaps today.
Perhaps today.
Today, I'm grinding on, pal.
Today, I'm getting my space dollars.
Was ready?
I'm back.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm switching up a little bit, boys.
I'm going a little crazy.
I'm going a little craziest one.
Ready yourselves.
Well, you have 12 K is a broke nine.
The devs said it's fixed.
Yeah, I'm talking to the devs right now, actually.
Type something in that.
Look at the message I put in the stream rating room.
I'm actually talking to one of them right now, but they have there was such a freak
off in the aisle discussion chat that they have a 10 minute timer on slow mode so I can't
even reply to them.
Um, it's fixed right now.
Like I'm confirming.
I'm confirming.
I got to confirm.
In about eight minutes, I'll be able to send a message.
Like you know
Like the dev says that they fix it because it was a load balancing issue with the server
They said we just fix it or something, but they just fixed it right now
Yeah, well
Yeah
Do we do we even give that a shot dude? I mean do we really?
Every time every time we say we're gonna go to buy it we waste two hours sitting in the damn lobby
We gotta confirm it first, that's why I'm trying to a bit.
Still on.
I gotta wait fucking 7 more minutes.
I think that's that, I think that's that right there.
I count about an hour ago I said I'm done with the island and I'm playing again.
Did uh, did you just back out?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I've-
What?
Devon give up!
You guys see my message?
Uh wait is it in the chat?
The Jinzy has to see it like right now though.
Jinzy's like...
Okay, I don't know.
Jinzy do you see it?
I see your message.
You not see my message?
I- I- I just saw your message. I just saw your message.
Oh I saw your guys message. I saw your guys message.
My god guys something is happening with
I'm getting a whole new thing
Oh wait wait wait never mind. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Okay
Taxi
Oh
I'm here. What?
Check the chicken the shooter waiting room chat. Yeah, I'm there. I'm looking guys guys guys
No shit, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, give me a second, give me a second boys.
Read the chat, read the chat, is that the same for you?
No, no it's not.
Perfect.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I
What's so funny?
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes read the chat read the chat read the chat right there
I'm not gonna let it not get in.
Hypothetically, hypothetically,
he's not going great over here.
Hypothetically, is anyone having a good time on this?
I'm not gonna let it.
Is anyone having a good time on that situation? Is things going good for anybody hypothetically?
It's just a lot of clicking the same shit over and over
Hypothetically if I tried it. You're right at least being
Really do I think you're speaking?
Um, oh, I got a message from somebody very important. Okay. All right for the president. He might actually be helping. Oh
Okay
We're not playing bowl party
We turn off server streaming what is that?
We really that's Jammad, what is that? I don't know what that is
I
We what how do you know that I know about that
How do I know that because I read it in the discord what does that mean I don't know what it means yet
That's what I'm trying to ask oh
God yeah, okay. God yeah, okay guys. We're going into the game. Hold on to me one second. We're going to the game
We're getting there taking a long long queue time long queue time long queue time long queue time here boys long queue time
Yeah, theoretically we should have never done this
You hypothetically I then developer lied to us theoretically speaking
You know what I mean?
Um, theoretically speaking?
Yeah, theoretically speaking, I think we've been lied to.
I think we've been lied to.
Um, I've done it, of course.
I've done it, of course.
Um, Outlast Frosier, I think it's a full, is it like a, like a horror game?
I gotta play that one time.
That actually was a good game, but it's too, it's not party game enough.
It's too like full game.
Hmm.
I tried that one time I spawn inside of a small apartment search the cabinet and the game was
glitched where I couldn't open the door so I was just stuck in there the whole time quit
never tried again you didn't like the roadside research no that got bored really fast I
was the best pal I was the best you couldn't even sell tea to people I sold
How do you think we got cereal?
No, we got cereal because I was selling gas.
You have any gas until we sold the tea.
Has hemetically we give up?
Hypothetically, I'm getting a tight message.
Okay.
Okay, I'm waiting for you.
Hypothetically, he is ripping.
Hypothetically, the dev has said
The dev has said he is ripping a restart for us
We have resolved in the fix. I would let me go to take up to a day theoretically go back to our
Hypothetically, yes, and so we try it secretly next. Yes, you're right. They hop back on on
Of course
Hates me to do it
is the jar. Hypothetically speaking, 18 time is the jar. I have heard that before. I have
heard that before.
Oh, he did just say, please try.
What he meant to say was, please try launching Apex Legends, because we won't be joining
a ranked game right now.
Oh, okay. Hypothetically, of course. Hypothetically, theoretically, I am reopening the game
Hypothetically speaking I'm inviting you to a rank you right here. Yeah, right you maybe Gundam maybe
Hypothetically speaking um what all everything is zero
Hypothetically still do the one that I just said okay theoretically absolutely absolutely. I've done it. We haven't done it. We
How these go for you guys
Hypothetically, that acquisition failed.
Deep rock galactic.
What is that?
You remember the deep rock galactic?
What is that?
I just want to be a dinosaur.
Oh, hypothetically, I'm going to have to say it.
Hypothetically, hypothetically.
Same, same, same.
Theoretically, theoretically, theoretically speaking,
for you anything yes I said to you to to to to to to you to see a real and to real and true
let's go oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
all it takes is two days and talking directly with the developer the big
let's go let's fucking go so are we let's fucking get it
Sarah okay give us your code hold up wait wait wait wait wait everybody pause everybody pause
everybody pause for a second
hypothetical first
hypothetical pause
first I must reveal our Serod
we have tripped you
it's entire time
we've been joining the Isle
we're back
we are back
nobody had the slightest idea
what we were doing
We're doing.
Please end the lab.
We did, we did.
All right boys, I just got word from the developer.
Anytime we would like to play,
we will go and talk to this developer
and he will make sure this shit works for us.
First try.
And we'll just hit him up every time.
He says that.
He says that sounds good.
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
All right, you gotta pick something nice here.
You gotta pick something nice here.
Okay, what are we thinking, what are we thinking?
What are we, what are we, guys, I am so happy right now.
I wanted to play this game all day, thank God.
If they single one of you motherfuckers
takes the long out button like well dearly,
I will tap your cock off.
Actually well, Gigi doesn't work for you.
I'll send you a strong and weird letter.
Okay, what, let me think.
We gotta do a pack of four.
We got Raptors, Allows.
I see we do Allow.
I'm thinking Allow.
What are we thinking?
We haven't done it yet, we haven't done it yet, right?
Hmm.
So we haven't done allows?
Allows is three, Allows is three.
Oh, okay, we're back.
Okay, Raptors then guarantees.
Well, no, then Sarah.
What if we do like an herbal board and omnivore?
Yeah, actually, I'm down for that.
What about a pocket sucker, locker sucker, sores?
What about a Chess Air Tops?
What about a Stingo Sores?
Oh, one of them?
Okay, I'm down.
Yeah, let's use Stingo.
Let's use Stingo.
Wait, is Stingo a four pack?
How big is the Stingo pack?
Five.
Holy shit, we're cooking.
Holy crap, we're cooking.
We are cooking right now boys.
We are cooking.
This is what it's all about.
This is what the forefathers founded this country for.
This is it.
Right here.
We can pretend to be dinos as grown adults at 10.31 pm on a Tuesday.
Now let's ride.
See you guys at group code.
Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Here you go.
To the chat.
See you guys at 7-quest.
This has been a name all four fathers
Guys I I know something hits cock beside the decoration of the sin
So no about that no about that so oh
Hand cock never mind my head Scott hand cock some some type of cock
actually did you put the code in yeah I'm coming
Hancock Hancock Hancock also there was George Washington I think signed it
probably I don't know though we don't have to get ready to put the code you have
to do it before you create yeah yeah go back to the list of dinosaurs all right
So we have a mutation here Thomas Jefferson. He's the one that invented the light bulb
No, these are no, these are great behaviors
Okay, I guess yeah, just a matter we're not gonna be eating them. I guess you got you got tail with them
You get a piece like a test my baby somebody
Wait, how do you do that?
There we go.
Well, you see, you have some type of left click.
It's a bite.
And then a right click that's like a...
Like a bite.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Look at us!
Let's go!
Oh, there's no aim assist in this game, Nick Murgs!
You guys should use your skill, you dick-ass!
Oh, you can tail-whip!
Say how?
How?
How'd you-
You hold the right click and then you're dead.
Oh!
Oh yeah, you hold right click and then left click.
My guy's not working anymore.
Hold the right click and then left click.
Oh!
Holy fuck.
Oh, that's crazy!
well do you want to do the prime stuff with us?
We're going to do the prime stuff, yeah!
We gotta do the prime stuff, we gotta do the walking time.
We got to pick our person right now.
Probably congenital.
You can't aim
at 40 times.
And another 40 ton dyno without ever since I've gone to see him.
I'm doing it all hypo...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do...
Oh, that's not the same one. We hyper-vigilance.
I don't see that one.
I see hyper-vigilance at the top.
Survival stuff is better for a Stego. Less bleed.
Okay, what's less bleed right now?
Less bleed?
Apparently less bleed is a banger.
Can't figure out what that is.
Folks, he made this game.
Bleed resistance? It's epidermal fibrosis?
Look at that powder.
Yeah, I do that.
Must be one of the developers.
D-epidermal fibrosis.
Well, are you epidermal fibrosis?
Yeah, it reduces the bleed.
Alright, we have
jackfruit banana very gold out in ash or you just hit you why would you walk
into my tail bro you guys take to where he mushroom gives us all of them
how do we know the map is I don't know but I think sanctuary is
over here he's the one with the footprint oh is it footprints okay yeah i got a
rest boys actually at least put my shed
oh it'll be boy i think you got to believe this is
funny how am i uh my front legs are shorter than my back legs
the appearance much too big the red mushrooms go away faster
after sanctuary you'll need four pz and two pz and you'll get primed
Oh my goodness, hi!
So we're going to Sanctuary?
100K watching you play with dinosaurs as adults would have time to be alive.
Oh yeah.
This is what life is all about boys!
This is what life is all about right here!
I always knew I'd be a peanut on the internet pretending to be a dinosaur in a video game.
I'm a girl.
I'm a girl, too.
I said who's the boyfriend?
Me, the other boy.
Do not extinct! Do not extinct!
Dude, what a sanctuary.
It's the one with the footprints. We're real close to it.
What is sanctuary? It's the one with the footprints. We're real close to it. We're going to work palm tree footprints
We're going to order no no not palm tree. It's foot bread
It didn't have doesn't have palm trees and because it's the footprints one the same story the palm tree one
It is the palm trees Jinji's ride
Five.
Huh?
Is there an auto-ramp in this?
Why do you know?
Thanks, Indy.
Okay, guys.
Let's move along here.
Let us proceed, gang.
Let us take steps forward towards our goal.
One foot after another.
Broke's taking it in me.
Yeah, where's that pussy?
Oh, hold on.
Where did he hit it?
my stegocity which is the busy yet we
say we got the stakeiness inside my
stegocity let me fill that because he
opened diesel are you guys fucking
left me to rot back here all right so
fast roll up your biggest thing give
me your steak eat is give me your
steak eat is follow me boys is it on
on the mountain.
No, you said you'd go enjoy it.
We gotta go left.
That'll cost you a minute.
I'll get it.
I'll get it very soon.
We gotta cut a left, boys.
We gotta cut a left.
My game is so quiet.
We're just being up.
Miles ahead of you, slow pokes.
Next up, sanctuary.
Hot shoes.
I could use some hot shoes right now.
That sounds, um, that sounds divine.
Cheetos better than regular cheetos?
Uh, yes, yes.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
They are much better.
Yous have to eat them in a public setting while talking really loudly.
Careful there, Mr. Pe-
Wait!
Oh, wait, Mr. Drunk!
I know that guy!
Oh-
Hmm...
Wait, where is Peanut actually?
How did he find the server already?
I don't know!
Well, he's a fuckin' freak.
Wait, is this him?
Wait, who's-
Yeah, way!
I'm inviting him to a crew.
How did he find Hal?
Hello! Hello, good sir! Hello!
Ah!
Got a new initiation.
Hold up, you stand still.
You stand still, buddy.
You stand still, pal.
You stand still. You stand still, drunk.
You stand still. Hey! Hey!
Oh, you can't crouch with this character.
Oh my god.
We're doing it Amish style.
Oh my gosh.
Let me get a load of this.
Tell him to lay down.
You can't.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I forgot.
Eh, that's nothing.
Don't get in there.
All right, come on boys, let's get it move on
Guy love this game. It's a sanctuary guys. Let's get to the sanctuary
Dude devs, please fix your lobby. I want to play this game so much
Please we may have a solution this Dev said we'll just hit him up every time we want to play to make sure that we're all good
follow me boys
Well, you saw the thing I didn't already install this and say I would never play it again. That was about two hours ago
Oh, taxi, I don't know about that.
I love it.
You never know what life is going to bring you.
Life is a lot to talk about.
You're going to lead us to victory here.
You're a java.
All of you boys.
I guess we're done.
Everybody's been there.
A time of two.
Everybody's been there.
A time of two.
Everybody's been there.
A time of two.
All of you three.
What a fast one.
That was a test.
You did not fast.
fast. You did not fast. Yeah, but so does this one. Yeah, but the minute we back out
of this, you're not backing out of this. I swear to God, if you press long out. No.
I will duct tape your gastos on for a week and pick up a smoking habit. Oh my gosh. In
the game of course. In the game of course. All right, boys, we're at the sanctuary.
Wait, someone else is here.
Def coming one?
We come from...
We kill anyone that isn't in this group.
We kill anyone that's not in this group.
Including the good sir.
Anyone that's not in our group, we kill immediately.
Oh my god, he's right here. Beat his ass. Beat his ass.
Wait, we do eat? Wait, I don't know if we do. We do eat?
Yeah, we do, we do, we do.
Are we serious? He's a staggo. He's a staggo though.
No, he is a staggo.
Oh, we can't eat him.
No, wait, wait, wait. Let's keep him. Let's keep him. Let's keep him.
who hit me jackass I was chewing up that was my tail I'm the chillest they go
here what the hell it's obvious I'll be I've got the gopio let's do a sink
straight thing real quick what we're honest in front in front that's no
rapper to be it was just seratosaurus how do you know I don't know I was
I'm just taking it up.
Go ahead and lay down for a second.
Oh, what is this leaf? Do we need this?
Oh, no. Wait, is this a red mushroom?
No.
Oh, this is berries.
You need to lay down mushrooms, boys.
Well, I got, well, you guys, my guys are not even laying down.
Hold on, I gotta lay down for a second. I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.
Okay, okay.
You got that bleed resistance on?
Yeah, I got bleed resistance on.
Mm-hmm.
Do we need to eat rocks?
Oh
That's a good question wait is my guy gonna puke or did already yeah careful careful
What is this a red monster? That's the best thing that's the best thing for the stago. We need the red mushroom
It's a Sarah
over here. I don't think I'm gonna try to kill us. Not if we see the others in team! We'll
see you later peanut. Going with all the rest of the team. Damn. Oh I have bombativeness.
Okay I gotta puke. Yeah. I gotta force myself to puke. I've got the place I'm going to go.
Yeah but now because you puke, you like fuck. Keep up. You're fucked you body.
You
And you find the mushrooms
How do you have the red mushrooms are right here on the right? Okay, so we're gonna go toward
You have to hold your sniffer button. We got to go towards the three arrow icons
Those are red mushrooms
Three arrows. I'll see that
That's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah those three
are talking for the mushrooms apparently he does yeah get down to
find out how we can enter some exactly like salt about apparently
that's your secret
What the fuck is that?
Oh kill it kill it!
What was there I was talking about?
He's bleeding he's bleeding
He's got him having, he's got him having!
He's got him having boys!
Yeah!
He's a quick little one.
Bid him, bid him.
He's being, he's being good, he's being real good.
We better know we got gastro rocks or whatever to get our something down
That's what I'm looking for.
The roof needs to lake salt because he's wanted.
Holy shit, there's like a hundred arrows.
You see that?
Yeah, I mean, I'm still...
Oh, please.
I'm sorry.
You guys...
I don't like this.
You guys don't like these.
here.
The gashore list might be what I want.
I found it, I found it, I found it.
What do you find?
Gaster, Gaster, Gaster.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I think the gashore is the salt.
I have mushrooms right here.
The mushrooms.
Gaster is the rocks.
I don't think I need them, though.
Well, yeah, it's mineral salt icon.
Okay, what is the mineral salt?
The salt used to sink us.
Where were those gasses at?
Oh, nice. Fine.
Oh, Mr. DCM, I'm almost putting some point. Good van. Good house.
Bye!
Thank you, Bob. Thank you, brother.
Thank you, Bob.
Well, I'm getting a couple gasses of this.
Okay, so the salt is, it looks like a crystal by the water on the side of rocks.
of rocks I think my guys there might be stupid what am I a guy
I have to sit down and go where was that sound
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
and killing my sickness right now.
He ate one, he ate one.
Oh my, oh my God, oh my God, what the fuck is that?
What?
Oh my God.
Help me, help me.
Oh my God, what?
Ah!
Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
Get the fuck away!
Not good.
What?
What is happening to this bush?
Oh my god, there's a T-Rex behind him!
Oh my fucking god, Taxi, you see that?
Oh my fucking god, Peter did not move!
Peter did not move!
God.
He's got a story about an ice monster!
Don't move up!
Watch out!
Okay, Peter, you're good, you're good, he's gone.
You win that one.
Move it quickly, move it quickly!
Get to the group, get to the group!
and dad dude a guy just came up to me and killed me and he doesn't dude he
doesn't even eat me
dude he doesn't fucking eat me and he kills me are you kidding me
I'll tell you what could be worse could be worse from God he wants
I'm tired.
You're doing pretty good.
There's a little raptor guy.
Above us, right?
Do you hear him?
Yeah.
Oh.
He's...
Hey, about here for a little...
What's going on?
It was a priseratop that killed me.
It's a baby one.
Don't kill him.
Don't you worry, Gigi.
Don't you worry.
Dude, I'm pissed.
Don't you worry.
You just come out the safe way.
We're all in safe way.
Easy.
come back to sanctuary we're all in six we're easy easy to find us yeah
oh my god what is that noise
is there a rapper? is there a rapper?
gastrolits on me
jump is there a rapper on jump guys we need help
we gotta fight this rapper boys
oh my shi- I'm kind of busy
I got bit I got bit I got bit
we need help boys oh you big guy big guy coming on us
coming on coming coming coming
WAAAAAAAHHH
I'm coming
I'm coming you're coming
I'll give you a code
I'll give you a code okay
what the hell was that
there you go peanut
I'm not going to get mad
I gave you a nice one on me
you came out of nowhere
I'm in the great fucking pearly gates of dino heaven, bitch!
Oh, shit, oh, shit!
Speak with dino Jesus directly!
I gave you a code. Spawn on me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, they killed me, dude. They killed me, dude. They killed me, dude.
So many!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh...
Everybody gags?
Yeah.
Every find you just go, every find you just go.
It's just fucking watches.
Every find you just go. We'll give this to the side, we'll give this to the side.
We got this time, 100%
With the same dinosaur?
You see a dinosaur?
I'm telling you, once you get a little bit bigger, we're like unstoppable
What kind of dinosaur was it?
Dango
Okay
That wasn't a code, the code is 40-digits long
You only saw the middle 8!
Bear all over you
If you've been guessing on the 32 you deserve to be here with us
kill you so you can spawn with us
follow me gang follow me gentlemen go I'm telling you this T-Rex has little
scouts because those boys something like that
What's the rest of the code?
Give me that easy, buddy.
You're not getting me that easy, pal.
Mr. Arrow, what good man, good man.
Hey, Mr. Gromers, what good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Please change your mind.
OK, OK, guys, I should be first work on getting gas
rows and getting our stomach low.
You know what I mean?
Agreed.
Then we work on the red mushroom and then we do the sanctuary.
Yeah.
We have to go to sanctuary or the red mushroom.
Well, sanctuary is currently being camped by a T-Rex the size of a fucking moon.
So we gotta wait.
Moon T-Rex.
Yeah.
Only compatible by the Sun T-Rex.
So we have to go to palm trees.
Yeah, we need to go to...
What beauties would you do last time?
Was it...
Was...
It was epidermal for gross heads.
Yeah, f- yep.
Yeah, I don't know why they chose such a weird name for all this.
I don't know why they have to do that for that.
I've been dermal for bros and they can just do hard skin or hard guy.
Like that with you.
Like that's it.
Hard shell.
Like that show with you.
Farty McButt, Lord Sint, I'll tell you what, I'd suck your salty
I'm not in yet.
Then I'd smear you on a piece of toast, poke a hole in it,
and love it softly.
You're kind, man.
Little gastrolits, where are you?
Little gastrolits.
I don't think there's going to be any really around here.
Yeah, we need the gastrolits.
They're found next to bodies of water and rocks.
I googled it.
OK.
Well, there's water.
I think there's water in front of us somewhere over here,
maybe.
Maybe.
You see, we would have never guessed,
Gigi, as if the location of gasterless and prehistoric
times was something well known to the general populace.
Dude, you do realize that every time we have found them,
on this game they've always been near water and rocks
fuck you
I don't know if we're getting down but there's water down there
I will forage ahead as the leader of this pack
yeah
see if you hit a slide right before you fall you don't take any damage
like this so you kind of gotta ride it like it's a scape oh shit
I
Guys okay hold up. What would use a new dinosaur? What if we choose?
Everyone, jump off the cliff and kill yourself.
We need something that can fight back.
A little better.
We have to get a hipsy.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What's a hipsy?
A hipsy, you can climb trees and jump really far.
Wait, is it Carno good?
A Carno, that's the one that was running around
killing us, yes.
He guided him.
Carno is three.
Sarah is four.
How many is Allo?
three three okay I said we do aloe boys make a pack
you guys think I vote aloe make a pack yeah yeah okay yeah aloe make a pack
okay so this is what we'll do we'll break off into groups of two rogue you
small meat Genji taxi you guys team up then we'll meet up yeah okay all right
I
Read my phone code you go female
I'm a male by the way. So Robix you be a lady. I can fuck it. What are you doing?
Am I gonna send you the code or you gonna send me a code are you spot me?
Peanut was talking what do you say you sent to me, okay?
I'm making a male aloe.
Wait, remember you can't make it yet.
Yeah, I wait.
Okay.
Uh, mine?
There, send.
Gotcha.
Wait, did Pina spawn in yet, chat?
I can't see.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Wait Pina, did you spawn in early?
Yeah, I'm already in.
I see you spawn good.
Okay, how good?
Did I used it but it didn't work immediately about well I used it and then I don't see you here next to me, so
They only log out
Like what what wait no don't lock out. No, don't lock out
Yeah, I'm gonna get the log out button out of your mind
Why do I like reset I show myself right?
Yeah, you have to kill yourself. Oh, you just find each other. Are you any of the big things?
I'm really next to I'm next to the sanctuary
Um, I'm not next to it. No, I'm like I feel like I'm pretty far south. Okay. I'm gonna try to kill myself
There's water here. Hold on. It'll be quick.
Yeah, you too. You set me things up.
What's hanging about here for choice, pal?
Well, I have to accept it. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, wait. No, my guy.
Oh, spawn code in Validor has been used too many times, can't you think?
Okay, I can work.
At 11. At 11.
What happened?
Do I have to suffer?
How do I die in the water?
I don't know.
I usually go under when I'm out of stamina, but you can't run out of stamina as a baby.
Yeah.
You can carry something in there and I think it makes you go under.
Use a stand.
I'm trying to run out of stand, but...
Oh, I wish there was a better way to do this.
There should be a kill yourself button.
Okay, I'm here.
But yeah, try typing slash die or slash kill.
Hey, I don't think there's going to be a problem.
I'm going to die real quick.
There's a guy that can run fastest lightning right next to me.
I'm going to try to jump off these rocks and see if that helps.
I don't know if my sponsor is still going to work for you.
I still copy it
Yeah, I don't yeah the spot code we gotta do quick
Do him over yeah, we got her okay, I'm gonna have a way on
Wow, I got darted.
Yeah, hurry up, Mr. Rowdy. Spongebob, I go away.
I'm trying to go as fast as I can. I have to just pop this off and go over.
I did the increased blade resistance. And then I'll pick that one next.
Okay, I broke my legs. Perfect, good progress.
I think, can we kill Aburradi and Jindri?
I think so.
I think something is eating over here.
Wait, what?
There's a cockroach here.
Sheesh!
Wait, is that um...
You guys smell it.
I think that is rotten.
Is it?
I think that's fine.
I have muscle specimen I'm temporarily infertile GG oh
hey my spawn codes were late anyway I just died perfect just like a time do you think
There's a chance you're gonna die well, let me see my fear. I'm gonna die. Give me a second
I see a pretty tall rock over here that looks quite a dicey
Like 20 hours deep fucking vegan spin-on since the fucking servers in such
You guys died because of vegan?
Yeah.
Dude, we just died to a T-Rex that was on his prime.
Oh, great.
That's always great.
That's always great to find.
Wait, how many can you have in a T-Rex group?
Two.
Holy shit.
I mean, hey, I mean, hey.
No, that takes so long.
I would do T-Rexes on my customs server, but right now I still have that thing lagged
too much.
I feel like we need a 3X on that bitch, though.
No, no, no.
2X is just fine.
Six hours?
Six hours you for the most dangerous one in the game. Yeah
Yeah
You know, I just can't get that server not to lag. I don't know why
We do it again. It's not really just six hours because it's like two hours. I'm trying to figure
No, we could we could have my guys which is just a hundred and fifteen pop
I'm at that one picture me the dev just told me a message on how to fix your server. Oh really amazing it to you
I'm copy-pasted. Oh yeah copy-pasted me copy-pasted me. Drown myself, but how do I drown?
Here, that's what he said.
What'd you say to me, Ed? Discord games.
Oh, oh, that's great to hear.
Okay.
Um, here, he also sent me this message, I'm going to send it same spot.
Okay.
I think this is something you send to your server guy.
Uh.
Fine.
Okay.
Okay, but we're doing the same server now though, right? Yeah, well, that'll be for Bob. I gotta figure out a way to kill myself, right? Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, you gotta, you gotta die. Well, I can't find these rocks. I can't climb up.
Did you get the new code?
the new code
you see what you mean
oh oh
we could be a safe way Mr. Rogue
oh my god I already made
you want me to meet your safe way?
wait what?
I can't go into the water and drown myself
I'll just blow
wait have you responded Rogue?
I have not responded yet
wait tell me I can go into the river
and spam here
Spare me.
Yeah, I can still myself.
You don't kill myself.
God, spending a stamina tick so long on this.
I know.
I'm sleeping all over the beach right now.
Yeah, that wasn't working for me
I just found a rock. I could leave a case by a band
That was already
Oh really? You're so sad. Yeah, but I say he's got a right click. I was standing everything else. I was clicking and eating and biting
You have to spend it right click
Here we go
Come on, stay up, good.
Nice, goodbye.
My guy's not sinking.
I'm doing it.
Make him sink.
There we go.
All right, I'm dying.
I'm good.
I'm good. Don't you worry. Don't you worry
He's lovely round
Perfect I'm gonna bed
Okay, I need a code, I'll be ready.
I suppose, I suppose.
Like carnivore, alo, mail, confirm, confirm.
And here's the group code.
There you go, Steve.
I'm dealing at the end, I'm gonna need any DMs.
Got it.
There you go.
Wait, now we're cooking, now we're cooking boys.
I
Prove it
Are we yet see
on in a second
We'll get real cold and dark bones
I don't want it. I just die about it. I think that'd be a good thing to have
That's fun in oh, there you are
Hello
I
I got it to save some for papa peanut. He's quite hungry
Everybody's like a little snack. I was like oh a quick nibble be mine
Thank you good. Thank you. Good. Okay to share for my daddy. I need to throw up
That's only that's almost Sarah
You know why we throw up on purpose to lower our feud
I guess we are max ever now, huh?
If we just keep eating till we throw up.
Here we go, I threw up a good.
You eat until you throw up.
There you go.
Did you do it till it just happened?
until it's got out.
Can we tell me no, no, no, no, no?
Don't throw up?
Oh, okay.
I asked Google pal.
What mutation are we going with?
Pimimobia.
It's spooky out here.
It's dead by daylight, Madge.
Okay so where's Jinji and Taxi up? I don't know. I'm waiting for Jinji.
Oh and I found some Gaster lids! Oh, Gaster, play your thing?
Two of you use Peanuts code, leave the group, then that person invites with their code, making two groups of two.
Oh, you're a genius! So can you still give yours to Taxi real quick, and then he'll spawn in Jinji?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
for my group okay well I don't have to we do it's only it's a female group yeah
you give it to you give it a taxi then he'll leave the group and give the spawn
code to Gingy it's the last one right I just use the same thing you go use the
code right there mm-hmm I know we find us all walk the leg
in the month yeah he's our sniffer it looks like you're gonna figure out what he rocks
today what do you what is the rock lick icon look like
do we have any coms on that you're not able to go prime now you lost prime because
you puked last time yeah yeah cuz you puked
frail what the hell what the hell Jinji
spawn code they told me that's not true
they're saying they're wrong that's not
true okay Bernie okay now you leave the
group and then Gigi you said did you
know you use it so I can put the thing
except it I think it's like taxi makes
his own spawn code after using yours
and then gives it to Jinji, so I'm not sure.
Yeah, but now Jinji can leave and do the same thing.
Yeah, Jinji can do it too.
Oh, maybe. Maybe, okay.
Maybe it works like that.
Wait, you don't lose time for puking if you eat the same species you lose time.
Oh, so only on the sailor we don't lose time for that?
Yeah, yeah, something, something, I don't know.
But I want to lick a rock.
I eat a lick of rock.
Where's a rock we can leg?
This game is kind of confusing. It's like Tarkov for dinosaurs.
Leave, escape from the asteroid.
Is there an asteroid DLC?
That would be sweet.
I'm not seeing any wrongs.
I'm not seeing them either.
I thought peanut is alive, isn't he?
Yeah, oh
Okay, are you a circumcised allosaurus rogue? I got it. I got an alipasy
Oh, there's a hog right here we can kill this hog
Oh wait that right click move is actually kind of crazy. Okay. I can't see shit
I think I tanked the lid for you. Like it couldn't help each other
Yeah
What
This is a fact of the source. Well, we're we're we're here besides us. Oh, is this you guys?
I can't see anything. Okay. He's gonna fuck out of me. Yeah
oh well oh Robin what he does the deck the frikety fuck you guys three of us
this is like three of them we got to kill this deer yeah but yeah the right
one yeah the other white ones okay so who's that I can't see shit you guys
I thought I had night vision on already.
Oh.
But I didn't go.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boy.
Invite this solo dinosaur.
I think it's drunk.
Well, we only have three on group.
Should we get one of our own guys?
No, no, no.
Well, then one of them will be alone.
I thought it was two, two, and then we each get, like, our own extra.
We steal it all, dear!
Me.
Oh.
Then that was drunk.
I need gastros, but there's gonna be no gastros here.
Oh yeah!
So now we eat until you puke again.
Yeah, I'm bleeding.
The deer hit me with a goddamn puke.
Oh, that's drunk.
You guys keep eating until you puke again and then we'll go get a bore or something.
We don't want to puke.
Oh, you want to puke.
It's the best way to do it.
Oh, fuck my ass!
There's a thing on your tassels.
Oh my god.
Kill that fucking thing.
oh my god kill that fucking thing
oh why am i lagging?
im on it im on it
mount that shit mount it mount it mount it
it's getting fucking
oh my god look at the blood
i'm looking at it
oh my god oh my god
what is that?
ok it's dead
are we sure that we
we eat until we puke?
yeah we are
yeah i googled that
I don't think this is part of our diet even.
No, it is it's a bee
I'm not getting any what was that was that triceratops? Yeah, I got your bees. I got bees because you're ugly
About that
Hey, how you doing road you take it around
No diet is what makes you getting back
Oh, yeah, how would one of us does the throw up technique and another guy does it we need food
Yeah, I've got a great diet
We're doing fine. You did not eat until you throw up. That's like I've gotten three of those messages
No, I'm eating time throw up
It's the best way to do it also makes the water a bit thirsty you can need a little bit of water
Where's that?
Yeah, that's drunk wait does a rapper donks it does a rapper where?
I was calling it out
Nobody healing this is all about some rappers on our left right here in front of me in front of me
The shirt here the rappers on me you know you want to fight this fucker. I'm very low health that Triceratops got me good
Is drunk already in your party no, I know
Only got mr. Wrong
You can remember years of your
Oh wait, let's keep moving. Is the deer still here? What do you guys need at all?
Um, there's still some deer.
I need the meat up, I need the meat up. I'm quite famished.
We need to find gastrolysis to get our stomach to the ground.
Oh, I'm just gonna impute you by coming down.
Where's the raptor? Is it the one that's...
Ginger you invited me that's me
Let's go. Let's go to the palms
Boom. I'm singing. I'm singing again
I got chasing me we're doing pretty good
We're doing pretty good boys
I'm too low to attack I'm on him. I'm on him. I was sick
Who all these other guys
I don't know who's who
I don't know who it is
Oh my god
He's going up
I'm not gonna don't don't bite me. I'm not in them
Are you not fighting each other right now? I kill them. I kill them
I'm eating his ass
Guys he's fucking fastest fuck
No way the chickens came over here and killed both.
I won the one the raptor and the chicken killed me?
Oh my god, I'm gonna find you guys.
I'm gonna find you guys.
I'm already spawning.
You guys let me know where you're at.
Are you guys going toward a specific icon?
We need to go to...
Is that the raptor?
Did he say the palm trees?
I think the palm trees is where we're trying to go.
I need some water stat, though.
Oh, the chicken's going for the raptor!
Epic dino fight.
Holy shit, holy shit.
All right, well, the chicken just absolutely murdered that raptor.
And I might die oh my god
I'm on the way boys I'm on the way
I
Swine I gotta wait for the chicken I lost him I lost him
Yeah, job is similar to the Pacific vicinity because I need to find water right now though. I'm gonna die
Bye.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Got some water, Peanut.
Get some water.
The highway where water is.
Oh my God, the chicken is still on me.
I'm dead.
Yeah, he's sniping.
He's she-siping?
Yeah.
What?
What the hell?
We need to kill him then.
Where are you guys at?
Well, that was, that was a lot of-
Wait, Peanut, can I give you my spawn code?
No, I'm not dead yet, I'm not dead yet.
Oh, I thought you died. Okay. I was gonna hide
There's a lot let's meet a sanctuary boys. Let's meet the sanctuary. I piece your mission tickets gonna kill me. No
Okay, try to live your best. You got to boss boss
Gov is somewhere to
In the sanctuary of the dinosaurs
I
Look at the ground. You can't find me. I don't want to eat
I want to eat rotten things as a mellow like a rotten triceratops. I don't know. I don't think so
Okay
You guys just wanted to ram direction to if I water
Is there no water I come for you, but I don't think that I think there's ever water I got
I think there's a blood icon that looks like a water I come out of this water I got
dinosaurs on me I got dinosaurs all over me right now
he seems to hide in the sanctuary he's being camped
I'm almost out of water I'm almost out of water
guys what does the water icon look like
oh my god that's the blood icon right
Have I been walking this whole time? Isn't that the blood icon?
Oh, I'm just kidding. That one's dead.
That's water?
Really?
Oh!
Go, go, go!
I've been laying down for five minutes already.
I've got like two percent of water left.
I'm gonna die.
Go, go, go!
Quick, keep working my case!
I swear, Pina is the only person I know that dies to food or water on this game.
Damn.
Boys, there's mixed packers at the sanctuary.
There's mixed packers.
He lets you down, boss.
Just do better.
I'm sorry, boss.
I'll get that water boss. I'll get that water boss
Maybe what direction is the sanctuary for you guys what direction is the sanctuary for you guys?
Maybe sniff for the water peanut shit for the water again. Yeah, please. I'm ready to retort it
It's back this way
I'm pretty sure it's not water, and I'm fucking myself
No, it is water, it is water.
You sure?
Yeah.
I'm running right towards it, directly towards it.
Oh, no way!
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank god, thank god.
Have fun, water boys, have fun, water!
Turn cup, turn cup.
Okay, so is the sanctuary north?
My dad was stupid or something! You won't drink!
Oh my god, the chicken is here.
Oh my god.
We do need to lock in boys, we cannot die out of the chicken.
Oh so there's a guy next to me, is that one of you guys?
Me and Taxi are fine. No.
I think that might be Java.
Java, I need you to kill that chicken!
I can't do anything until I get this leaf to go away.
That's my life.
Was it bleeding with the plus sign?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, run!
Oh!
You're so f-
Oh!
Please let my sweet
Buddy with that fucking
Now
No, no, no
Oh my bleed went away.
What are you doing?
We're doing it!
And I can eat and drink a lot.
I'm gonna starve to death too!
This damn chicken won't get off my ass!
Who will leave me alone?
I think we go watering hole first and then we eat.
I'm gonna eat a little bit of this real quick.
get holy shit displayed almost there guys just take me a while
I think I'm almost there it's taken two years to go away man
This is what dinosaurs went through.
I don't know if dinosaurs went through stream sniping.
I don't know if that's...
No, but you could definitely get an unlucky spawn.
You definitely get an unlucky spawn at night.
We see here.
Inbound.
Dude, how long?
Do this, do this!
How long is it, Mr. Krabs?
Oh, something giant just roared behind me, holy fuck.
I have to wait until the blood drops go away, right?
Dude, I'm at the like the big middle of the map, giant like obstacle.
On the map, like the giant triangle thing, building.
I think you only had to wait till you have the place of one of my drops.
Mm-hmm
You deploy counter chicken message
Holy shit, oh shit
Finally, oh my god
Passing the dome passing the dome. I need some food man. I'm eating this a
We just AAD.
The Passage?
Oh, it's back here boys, back here!
Go back, go back!
Oh, this way, this way.
Towards Sanctuary.
Oh!
Someone left the edge.
I still remember over here.
Hello, Mr. Jabba.
How are you on this five day?
Here we go.
I know we eat till we get here.
I see an orca.
You see an orca?
I'm piecing on an orca right now!
Is an orca on our diet? I don't see a symbol.
That is!
Genji is not coming back though.
We gotta get some goat, deer, and boar.
Oh, he was quick.
Isn't it right here?
I don't know we went past a boy that was alive
Big stiff, quick stiff. Who's that guy?
It's a Java!
Yeah what's standing right there where you are?
It's on me.
Oh! There's a bee! Go, go, go!
What is that?
I know behind me. I'll be my
sound. Oh, there we go. There
we go. We can the picture
pattern that all those oofs.
You should be around here somewhere just a minute, just a minute.
That was pretty long.
Thanks.
What the heck?
What the fuck?
Here we go.
A quick snack.
Dude, this is glitching out.
What is that?
What? Why is this thing lifting up so much?
Oh! Sorry, Chimes.
We're way over.
Perfect! I'm on my way!
And it does?
Good work boys! Good work!
We're doing great!
It's not puking, never!
Oh, it's okay.
It's the fastest way to grow!
It will get a closer spot.
Oh, don't drink that?
Oh, God, it's okay.
Oh, it's dead.
Finally.
All right, boys, I'm back.
I will prove to you that puking is the best method.
Watch, I would check taxis and ZZ percentages
and I would be the highest of all.
Taxi, what is your percentage?
Well, I'm puked, too.
Oh.
What is your percentage 30 33.862 but I came in because of the buging
but I also came in after you guys remember okay so where's the water going
I mean, there is water over the sanctuary if we just go over there, they're not gonna
think we're I would rather go where peanut one because it's close I'll be supposed to
say we're real close. Oh, there's a why there's a why no way. Oh, they're saying it's
salt water at the sanctuary oh my god it's the streams having chicken there's
no and there's two and there's no boys and I'm gonna die guys guys guys oh my
god oh my god oh my god yeah like that pussy like that the watering place where
you just were.
Yeah I was a guy.
Yeah!
I like that huh?!
And my water is red right now.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh shit!
Oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding oh ding
GO!
Yeeah
Ad-lapid
Ad-lapid that will happen Ad-lapid
That will happen boys, that will happen, you never know, you never know.
You know why don't we just make an army of chickens?
They're so annoying.
Yeah I don't know what to do about that.
I'm not sure what to do about that.
Those chickens, they're a ruthless bunch, they are a ruthless bunch.
Hmm was I am currently at the beach to yourselves
Interjolations
Yeah, I might actually hold I would love that I would love a spawn code. I would you believe murderers like to
giant chickens I
Dems Dems Dems guys
Thank you good day
What is the next I was eating?
Wait did you already put it in?
Oh, I already put it in
You got it?
I got it
There you go
Perfect, perfect
I'm giving you group leader
Whenever you eventually get it
Holy crap
Dog
you eventually get it
Oh
the rib coming swinging out the gate up
did you see me just kill that deer? yes sir yes sir
I got two deer kills already
wait so is this you right here? but your name doesn't appear?
I think something's going on I'm frozen and you're Oral walking away from me
Oh, you're the one or walking away from me. Oh, I think
Oh, we're back. We're back
Wait, how do I invite you to you invite me to group up quick? We're in a group. Yeah, but do you see my name?
Nice you name. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. I'll see your name. I guess I
Only see me in a group. Yeah, I'm gonna leave group. Can you rewrite me now? Oh, I got cheap
Second we just you could we
Here we go. Alright, we'll leave the group and invite you.
You guys keep? Wait, no no wait, no no. Didn't get it yet.
Oh, it's just, I still see a name above your head even though I've-
Ooh. Yeah, I-
Okay, wait, let me leave you here again.
You got through, bro? Yeah, I left my group. I got no group members.
I don't know what to do about that, chief.
I'm dead.
I don't know.
Maybe you sent me a code, man.
I might be winning, I might be, uh, losing, and that's it yet.
I will let you know more clearly.
I won!
Hooray!
Is that a chance of a spawn code?
Absolutely, absolutely, there you go, big man.
We're doing pretty good.
I would have bite road by action kill him faster
That's good that's good thinking I think yeah yeah that's why I shot there in the
Alasdair's cuck chair and watched you die then it all be dead did I help oh this
guy's already another guy right here I'm by them I'm by them good work good work
I think you can charge up your lodge.
Yeah, you gotta charge it up.
Where'd he go?
I'm not sure.
I'm back on the deer.
He says he's in aloe.
But isn't he just the guy that killed me?
I don't know.
Didn't you come?
I think we have to wait for him.
We wait until...
Wait, have you already puked?
No, I have not puked.
Wait, go puked.
Oh, I got my name back that was a wrap to the kill me. Oh
I'm gonna get my mutations
You know he memoria
All right, we eat the dear to you people I
Don't do the puke message you're doing the puke message. I'm doing what you do the non puke method
I'll do the puke method and we'll see you faster
Yeah, I'm trying to do that again.
Then we'll go for store!
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
I just telephoned all the way back to Beans.
Yeah, I just telephoned it too.
Hey, the server's getting deep.
Another splendid delight.
All right, let's proceed.
Let us proceed.
We need to find Indian taxi, for sure.
Yo, it's me at the highlands.
What do you think?
Who's an A over here?
over to A. Okay, let's do this A real quick. Then Islands.
If you don't need follow the clue, you're debuffing yourself and
losing new to him left. I'm buffing myself and gaining
his power. Simple. Dino nominates. We want to hear
peanut. That's dino nominates. What a one buddy. You see
there's two of them. Do you want to go to the one? Which
Do you want to go to you? Oh, let's go this let's go this be right here. Oh, there's a close be what is that?
Wait, there's a lot of blood holy fuck with this is a killing field
What is this field?
Well, I can't eat just yeah, I'm still sick
I got way a little bit and we can't we don't want to eat rotting food anyway
No, no, no, just because there's flies that doesn't mean it's rotting. You can tell it's rotting is just like
I'm like stinky green and stinky green. Yeah
Almost done with my sickness one moment. It'll look like a rotting piece of meat. Thanks chief
Think she'd write that down rug
He's got intelligence inflection from this gentleman here, you can find that down quickly.
You puke it up to lose all three dives, you'll become infertile and not be able to go prime.
Good thing puking does not affect your dives.
Okay, chat is just yelling at y'all, but not, stomach vomit method is effective when
you have extra food of the BYA letters near you so you can top up on the letters.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Not eating more for no reason.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Yes it does. Fine, we will see.
Alright, let's watch the B and A,
and if it goes down even slightly,
I will never puke again.
Uh, my dinosaur's hurt?
I don't mind.
Okay, yeah, I'm lagging again.
You don't puke unless your letters are all max.
Press Q and tell if it's wrong.
Here we go.
I'm gonna eat time Duke if the B or the A goes down when I do I'll never puke again
It's we want to do this
Until our letters are maxed up
Obviously good guy right here
Oh, we have a chance right here boys. I was good that ain't
Oh, he's in here right here.
How splendid.
Follow me, boys.
Aren't we going to meet up
at the Sanctuary?
We do not want to go to Sanctuary.
Sanctuary is being camped by like five T-Rexes and like eight
other mixed packers perfect perfect I'm not even drilling what is this one do you
see this food that is that this is a neighbor here this is a yeah I'm eating
till I puke I feel like everything is just lagging it's not giving me any
No
Look at Alice where he's family. Oh, we got to be some water quick
I need to be an egg it did go down but not enough for me not to be
I'm so my beanie went down. I'm not enough. It didn't empty it in empty
Fuck you. I'm still beauty
We have to go to Asanctuary, but we don't necessarily have to go to the one that was being camped, so we can go to a different one later.
I got the real test. If in 30 minutes, Rogue is highest percentage of us and you will know the puker weapon is ineffective.
Ineffective?
And bad.
We're gonna get some water, Mr. Rogue. I'm starving. I'm quite pungent.
Okay, that's the water. You want water, Zach?
No. Oh, the water's over here.
over here the icon let's check let's check who's more percentage right now
Well, what's what percentage of you respond the exact same time 26.8
Hmm fascinating for you up fascinating
27.8 very fascinating very fascinating
hmm very fast something directly behind me and I cannot speak very fascinating
boys very fascinating and it seems the puke method is the best method of all
I can't do yet here we go I'm not saying
we're gonna be sick for a while I think oh wait that's Java invite him peanut
Oh come on in Jabba you're part of our Alistair's family!
Come on in!
Wait, Genji, is this you guys?
Why are you so big?
Are you guys actually...
No, no.
We need Jabba to help us through this.
Probably he's doing it, probably he's doing it.
He said it's not working?
No.
Didn't work.
Oh Jabba's gonna bite you, Peanut.
I don't want to bite you.
Wait, do I kick you?
Except...
Wait, what's that there?
Except it was that day. I don't know. That's the big dog leave
ugly
ugly guy
Did he invite you? Oh, yeah, he took that personally
I'm sorry
And by them, how do I invite you know you see group
How do I make you know you hold on to next to a guy. Yeah, here is this you in the water?
Yeah, I'm in the water
Are you crossing the water by chance? I'm doing circles. I'm doing circles every every slaggy right now
I don't think anybody's doing here. Holy shit. There's like a device
We're here. We're doing circles. We're doing circles
Did you get the invite? Oh no
Okay, invite us then
I'm right beside you the same colors. You basically a job is the red one you go
Oh well you just left my Grimstone.
You're gonna join my Grim.
Okay buddy.
Oh, he says he's gonna just fall.
Let me try to leave my Grim.
There you go.
You're gonna join my Grimstone.
You can leave his Grimstone.
Join my Anisaurus family.
He says it's full. No, you got to kick and vision we embedded the wrong dino. Oh
Well, you get out of here
You know we don't job as a leader job as leader of the pack
I
He's the leader I can't buy anyone
No, it's being Java Java's the leader everybody leave your groups. I'm gonna buy everybody again
Here we go, Javi's in my group.
Tell me about you.
Well, I got a different invite.
I gotta get rid of.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay.
What the fuck?
The...
The hell is that?
Chicken?
It's like stuck on the mountain.
It might be like...
It's Apache, but apparently we don't...
What the hell was that?
Okay, invite me.
I think I'm gonna invite you up.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, coming from across the river!
Run!
Oh my god.
Please kill me.
The, they only hurt me here if they didn't tell me.
Oh!
Oub!
Peter, are you okay?
Oub!
How are they done?
Thanks, Peter, where are you?
I'm running for my life!
Come back to the water, meet me back at the water.
Come back to the water, peanut, are you here?
Yeah, I'm at Missy Java, Missy Java!
Okay, that's me, I'm laying down right here
eating water beside you, I think.
You're next to each other?
Oh, where's the chicken?
Go with the chicken!
Okay, here, invite me, invite me.
Over here beside you.
Oh, Java invited me.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We took him out, we figured it out.
Where'd the chicken go?
He ran where I'm looking that direction that's the same chicken from before that seems like yes, it is the same chicken
We are we're talking numbers we can take them down. Oh, it's a close one. He's gonna close us you watch
Oh my god, there's a patchy and a chicken to the patches on our side remember I call them ugly
Pachi's on our side.
Okay, Jabba, we got to become primes.
Lead the way, partner.
Can you hear us?
I think this is the place where my feet fell into place.
Yeah.
He keeps on.
Hold the chain back, the chain back!
Causing.
The chicken's back.
Holy shit!
That Pachi has given him one for!
With this, him!
WHEN DIDS HIM!? WHEN DIDS HIM!?
Wait, save the pack, save the pack, I'm gonna keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
I'm freaking myself, are you full?
No I'm full, I'm good. I'm gonna throw up anyways, there's a matter.
Keep going, keep going.
Yeah, I'm coming to you now.
No, no, no, come back, come back.
Where's Taxi and Çaim? Or Taxi and Gigi?
We are in Sanctuary.
Oh, I just hope we're gonna get you up.
Yeah, oh my God, guys.
Guys, guys, guys, you see it, you see it, you see it, you see it.
Hold on, I'm trying to help. I'm in the water, peanut.
No, it's gonna kill me, it's gonna kill me.
Oh my God, it's gonna kill me, it's gonna kill me.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
No way!
Oh, you just got so sick.
Oh, yeah, no, you can't fuck.
Go, peanut, go on, go on.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Go on, please.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I mean, I mean, he can't find me, he can't find me, he can't find me, he can't find me.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
Patsy, let's gooooo!
Oh, uh, oh, I lied to get, I lied to get, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Bro, what is going on with this server?
I'm hitting him, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down.
Need to, need to leave here, too laggy.
Okay, follow Java, Peanut.
Did you do it? Okay.
We need to get the fuck out of here.
This guy is way too laggy over here, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You just be not eat this.
You just watch.
He went to G.
What are we going to do?
Shoot.
We are going south.
Oh, we got you to B as well.
The valley.
Do we get that from going to the bones on this thing?
I don't think so. You got to leave the series of stories.
B is deer, right?
Your B is deer.
What is it? The bones?
Bones is something else.
Alright, I'm going to dig.
Okay.
I don't know. Are you with me?
I don't know if it's just this area, like, are you guys
lagging as much as we are whenever we say something?
Are you guys lagging when we-
We are lagging.
We teleport like 10 seconds back.
Yeah, like, I mean, yeah, it's pretty bad.
I gotta heal up real quick.
Yeah, I'm done.
They don't know what to do.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think the two chicken guys in the stream side
being our all-sundee-nosting server.
I think it's just a big chicken ploy to kill us, but it won't work!
It won't work.
Let me try to get some McNuggets.
Oh my god shut up.
Dude, some McNuggets we can sell as ours.
Oh my god.
Yeah, 20 piece McNuggets, GG's, large fries.
I would kill a homeless man for 20 McNuggets right now.
In game of course, in game.
That sounds too bad.
Dude, I liked when we played the Saras.
I felt like it was like nothing went wrong with us.
Like, we could eat, we don't have to worry about puking.
Yeah.
It was good.
Like, it was the perfect dinosaur for us.
It was the perfect dinosaur.
How many stacks do you have?
How many stacks do you have done?
Famished.
But it might be a McDonald's, though, a taxi order.
I think if you order all of her,
I'd have taxi orders for sure.
I'm sick.
The hell that has to do with anything no, I'm sick like oh, oh like you fucking ill
No, like I got so you're getting down with the business type shit dripping. Okay. He's
That's what's going on. Okay. I see what's going on. I see what's going on. That's exactly what I meant
type shit type shit
Peace nuggets
That's what I'm doing
fish chicken yeah job is got us so much guys okay okay
dude large fries cost five dollars nowadays
it's not going actually or is that like some shit that's gonna be doing
actually it's gonna be doing actually I don't know my phone is I'm not
wondering anything to mind how much you have a girl of ours up in
Yes, he's up. I'm gonna go if you let's not move it down. Look give me just give me just
McDonald's now
Well, I came on my phone
He's coming straight for me. Oh, I'm actually gonna die. No, no, no, no. Oh my god, uh, dude
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
Please hold.
Ladies and gentlemen, the McDonald's has been ordered.
I got it.
Are you sure I'm gonna get an ALO?
Which one? Which one?
That's the bad guy!
He's cool, he's cool!
He's the guy that saved me from Mr. Chicken!
Okay, so he's that cool.
We're mixed packing, we're cheating!
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry for calling you ugly, Mr. Bad Guy.
I think you're very handsome.
You look like some moss.
Yeah, you look like a gwauna.
Wait, why am I still bleeding?
I still have red everywhere.
Oh, he's doing a little dance for us!
That's kind of cute.
Booty catch it! Booty catch it! Booty catch it!
Taxiing, Gigi, you guys get?
Well, me and drunk are. Gingy is...
Shit.
Gingy...
I don't know where... like...
I'm just climbing the jungle.
The jungle is a sca...
Be careful out there.
Oh, he's got something!
Were you resting or something, Gigi?
Yeah, I was just resting where you you were how come I can't type
I was talking I can't I didn't like you left.
This is the server side going a little crazy just like no let's go let's go to the let's
go to the takes way.
Well didn't Rogan Peanut just start?
We just want to start yeah we yeah I mean I'm at 32.8 percent I could
the VOWER submicked nuggets right now.
I got 20 coming right now.
Oh my god.
My phone!
You better phone that fucking phone.
You got me when I go look for my photo click.
Yeah I got you.
Got me, got me, got me, got me, got me, got me, got me!
Me and Patch here on it.
Hey Siri, where are you?
I need to kill anyway apparently.
I need to sit down.
Even though I'm not bleeding, I still have the...
Wait, did you hear your live cell?
No.
Yeah, I'm still going to play.
It just isn't...
Dude, I have like such a terrible feeling today.
Okay.
You're just not going to stream?
Yeah, I'm just going to sit in darkness.
Thanks for the treat!
Thank you, Genshi.
You're welcome.
We can't even spawn you in either of our both male.
Uh, no, no, I'm a female.
No, me and drunk.
Okay.
Tells you, wounded, it just says wounded.
Oh, it's nighttime.
I thought my screen was getting black as I'm dying.
This actually helps anyway, because I got a wound I got to sit here and heal for her.
Hit!
Hey, why is this my stock? Why is this my stock? What's going on? What's going on? Am I okay?
Oh, it's just my time.
You're good. It's just my time.
I got one big Mac and ten nuggets one big Mac and ten nuggets. I can't find my phone
Wait, you wait there. Look under your chair. Where's last week taxi? You're near us. You typed in local chat on us. I
Think it's pretty large. I
Can tell you I
Not even joking when I say this
I had to take my computer apart right before the stream because I've got to put the capture card in the new one and I re-assembled my computer and I looked through the glass and my phone is in the glass.
It's out of here. I swear to God.
There's actually no way.
Buddy, get the fucking screwdriver out.
I swear to God. My phone is right there inside of my computer.
What the fuck?
One second, I'm gonna disassemble my computer that I'm currently zooming on and get my phone out of it. Give me one second.
That might be like, worse than locking the keys in the car.
That might be a world first.
That is actually probably a world first.
Original phone placement.
Oh, it is taking so long for this wound to heal.
Like I swear to God I've been sitting in the bushes for 12 fucking minutes.
The blood?
It takes so long.
I can just run around with blood.
Okay, well I was running around with blood.
But it's not the blood icon, but the blood screen.
Oh, you know, not that.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the blood drops.
I'm just leaving it disassembled.
Oh, the blood drops, yeah.
way like yeah it's well our first cab it says on the status report wounded with red so I'm
probably something definitely later on yeah I'm just waiting I was using it as a flashlight and
I'm pre-set with the flashlight on and it died all right let's move you guys ready
oh yeah I guess I'm ready I'll just have to do this later all right we are going north west
this is
Left over here
Remember job is that you was gonna job?
Where we are
Bring the eyes my own
Job is massive. Are you seeing this guy?
Yeah, you've got to get up. We are lucky in here. We got a lot of it for you're gonna take us to a safer thing
I went to the other sanctuary with like the giant rock like the normal place we always
go like yesterday I know I mentioned you giant fucking T-Rex and like 95 fucking Saras behind
him.
Like they were mixed packing or dying?
No mixed packing they were all friends they were like gone that they were they were
Mog walking on the fucking road.
Oh my god Mog walking and just beginning all over the sanctuary.
They were I hate with 95 stairs once you read just a good and mog walk over the sanctuary. That's like top five
Picking up my order
Should we look for
Job is that we're getting food and then we're gonna go sanctuary. I think
But wait, wait, wait, wait
Test of the puking method is working. What percentage are you at?
punch, I
Brog, what the fuck is that supposed to mean, bro?
What's going on here?
Wait, Jamba's killing a guy.
Oh yeah, that's not Jamba.
I don't know what's...
I don't know what's going on there.
I...
Uh, that is Jamba, but it was like...
Oh.
Nope, it's not.
I...
The hell's going on here?
This is a different, uh, aloe group.
Is this our friend?
Yeah, we need to eat this, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't mind if I get a quick nibble, do ya?
I got my A full.
At least for help you fill my A.
I got you, I got you.
I always got that A covered.
Wait, wait, wait.
Everybody guard me while I water big muggins.
My phone just turned on.
I got you, I got you.
Chickens around you.
I got you. I got you chickens around you. You should probably lay down. Yeah, I'm gonna lay down everybody got me
Why would I get my percentage is that thirty three point three five thirty three point three five?
Oh, yeah, we say mine mine said thirty six. Don't pukey method does one
Holy shit, I would
Suck off ten. How much made under a bridge from making a nugget right now, dude. I can I hope they're fresh
I hope they burn my fucking fingers some barbecue sauce
Oh, I know you like the barbecue sauce. I get a little bit of barbecue sauce. I get a little crazy
Yeah, you look great. I like this. Oh, it's you sir
Sweet shower. Yeah, that's a great choice. It's a great choice
ETA eat the fuck out of gas row dude. I don't see you cash
There's none on the ground. Do I dig burrows?
That's for a nest wait we could spawn Jinjin
Mcdonald Mcdugget
here we go oh this is a 20 piece
I'm getting some tangy barbecue and some sweet and sour
good man oh I don't choose to be I'll do two tangy barbecue and one sweet and sour
oh my god I literally can't say one for this on this shit
This is such an idea buddy, this is such a mega idea buddy.
We're getting him, we're getting him.
And there's a patchy right here but I don't know if it's a friendly patchy.
It's the green patchy.
No, it's not the green one.
It's not the green one.
That's what I mean.
Is there a second patchy?
This is a different colored patchy.
I think Jav is going to cut this shit.
Good. Good.
Rapid dehydration might borrow it.
Okay, mcnuggets have been placed.
Dude, I have a rapid dehydration right now.
You might want to drink some water.
Well, I still have a lot of water, but for some reason it's saying that I'm dehydrated.
The job is still killing that guy!
Badass, shall I have to eat to survive?
It looks like
You see those bones
It's a quick nibble just quick bite. Oh, I'm bombing out mind. Do you know?
Oh, wait, I'm bombing too. We will have it
Jesus Christ
My ass
job is here with us I think. Oh! Good heavens! Oh! Can you still teleport? Don't mind us. Oh my god,
I'm about to fall down. Is he gone? I think so. Follow the job up here, over here. We need water
for sure, Ski. Oh, really? The bones made us sick. Oh, really? The bones made us sick? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah. Is this guy friendly?
Uh, yeah, that's the patch I was talking about. That was chasing the chicken.
Oh, it's an aloe!
Okay. Yeah, it's a whole aloe group with us. Yeah, yeah.
We're good, good, good. Right.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Now where we are? Two down boys.
We're gonna have to get some B and go over to the sanctuary.
Water west, little south.
Water west to the south it says rapid name. Where's he telling us west like Southwest?
Wait, that must have been our
Maybe Southwest
Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I think we are I think they're close. Yeah, we are very close wait peanut come back this way
What what where me and Java? Oh me and Java?
What do we do?
You know how thick are you?
We gotta get Genji out, but I don't really know if we can do that yet.
Don't you say I'm on the Rift?
Are you in there, Genji?
I'm down.
Alright.
You see what happened to Haiti?
Me.
Hmm.
Is this you walking next to Java?
Yes.
Well, we were next to Java.
Yeah, I'm next to Jama. I think we're all kind of walking in a straight line.
Yeah, you have two, two alos here, right?
We got like, like four alos.
Or is it a little small, a little small fry right here, like a monkey or something?
Yeah, I know. I was just trying to eat that thing.
Teleport it back over here. Yeah, teleport it back.
The teleporting needs to be fucking fixed, man. Fuck.
We're near water now, we're near water too, we're right here beside you guys, we're the
big ones with two little ones, see you guys?
Yeah.
You guys are huge.
We're huge, yeah.
That's not right there.
We're here these guys?
Yeah, that's Taxi and Junk right there.
How do you guys show big?
Didn't die.
Damn.
I'm gonna be big shoot too buddy. I'm doing the puke method
I think the tech is to do one puke when you're starting out and then you don't do it. No, no, no puke as many times as possible
as much as you can. Well, I have no BNY right now. You're an LA runway model. You want
to get the, you want to eat as much as possible, whatever you, whatever you are, like below
50%. I think that's like the model tech. I think you want to do Dino tech where like
You you get big and strong. We are going north of the gents
Oh, we're about to fuck this day. Well guys, I can't leave the water. Yeah, I'm so I'm so sick the deer just it
all right
Well, the deer is cheating
What the hell
he likes me you get me no you still drinking I gotta wait till my sickness
got it's almost gone like to be like 30 more say if you keep drinking you're
good you drink all sick you're good I'm gonna go sick really yeah he types out
the truck oh oh yeah my mind's gone and it worked here mine's gone and it
works oh that's great I'll get more with you though
well it doesn't let me it might be like it's about to like again
doesn't let me drink
I'm just if you let peanut die I won't watch a single goddamn stream of you ever
again oh shit
I
Take your high
No, he's in Java Java's the one to him do we can jump on his back with all this fucking it's up on the back
Let's let's fuck him. No, go go
No, we don't want to come in
Oh, is it about a leg?
Oh, Java is frozen in place.
Oh, oh, wait, this is-
He's on me!
Oh, the hell?
Where's he going?
Wait, what's Dig Burrow?
Who's that?
I think that's for nesting.
No, Dig Burrow, there's like an actual animal that lives in that thing.
It's the AI that's living in that thing.
big bro there's like an actual animal that lives in that thing it's the AI that can be
oh he's chasing, he's chasing, he's chasing
it's much, it's much
you two wanna jump on him?
jump on him
new plan
alright new plan
don't jump on him
it's a good plan
thank you thank you sir
I'd call it plan B.
All right, I'm enacting plan B as we speak.
It's going pretty good so far.
I would say better than yours with plan A.
It's going pretty good so far.
What do you want me to respond to you guys?
Okay, guys.
No, we're good, we're good.
I
Hang in here for short spell
Well, Mr. Gay, but what was my good man good? I'm mad. I'm at the gate. You good shake and that you do good
I let you die. Oh God
Died so fast he snatched him up
Stressed him up like a single catching a fish out of water. Oh my god. All right
Oh my god, I didn't even have a chance especially with the lag dude. There's no chance for me
Yeah, oh, I'm about to start with that. Oh my god. I realized
Be food quick
That's a water legume
I'm at the gate. Oh, go go
I could go toward a migration zone over here, baby. I guess we don't the puking method is the best method now
Pretty clear winner on who is hiring percentage
Well, definitely right now. Yeah, definitely right now. Definitely right now.
Definitely right now.
There's a sniff out of me boy.
There's some animals. There's AIDS.
I think it's an A.
Stop puking over and over. Help your teams and fights.
If you're going to play this, at least put some effort in.
Shut up, bitch.
Is there an animal that I can't get?
You just saw what effort does for you, buddy. You saw what effort gives you food before you die. Yep. I'm going for it
Don't you worry
Well good effort out there by the way. Oh, I did my best. Good. We're gonna be always before you always
You good
Have a good day mark happy birthday mark. I just got disconnected well
uh uh
i'm gonna starve to death
Hope we can give back in
I hope so hopefully
Oh no, is that working
I'm gonna try again
On the opposite you gotta give it 50 or 100 good tries before you know for certain
If you look toward the sanctuary, what direction is it for you guys right now?
Well, I gotta get this food first. I'm literally about to die right now.
What a moment, boys.
Who are we back to?
It shows that the server is offline for me.
I've been fooled! I've been tricked! There's nothing here!
Dude, I just did the same thing. I went toward an A.
No!
There was nothing there.
We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Oh, I just got dismounted.
Oh.
Yeah!
And 11!
Well, I'm gonna starve to death.
Which server was that again?
That was...
Yeah, say that loud.
Wait, is it the...
That was what the taxi put.
I think I know which one it is.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
I'll join him back in.
Oh.
Hmm.
He was broken as fuck.
To be fair, I think that we might have been getting DDoS that entire time, maybe.
Well, if it's getting DDoS, should we just switch it up anywhere now?
No, no, no.
We'll just follow us to the new one.
It doesn't let me get to that server.
I
Know I wish my server was was was working because we got excellent you guys protection
It just lags too much because it's too many like AI whatever said
Hmm, so apparently you give that you get that message to the debt to the death
Yeah, I gave the dev guide to my server guy, but he at least awake anymore. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, we need to like be like steps. Yeah, make it perfect. Make it perfect. You're not
getting dousins how the game is. I've never seen teleporting that bad. That was crazy.
easy
how is it?
we're wizards
wizards
is it letting us connect or is it data?
i'm getting data
the server says negative 1000 things
it's offline
it definitely was gonna hit off
it probably just got straight cooked
perfect
if people can even hit servers
yeah it has zero ping for me it doesn't even work
let me see what my ping is
My P to the server is negative one thousand. Ah, right this feed by right. We want me
He knows my next move before I feel my next move
That's my door to ask her to drop it off. There's any homeless people hold on to it
Maybe some liars bar
Well, hold on now. I was cooking with that aloe. I was cooking
I'm sure we'll get back in. Let's give it a let's give it like two minutes. What if it's doing an auto restart? I mean
I mean it's doing an auto restart. Your server's running great. Wait my server's running great.
Oh you're probably on a fake one. That's what chat was saying to me earlier too after the
server restart like the actual game restart or whatever yeah people were
saying that your server was good really well we okay we go go check your
dyno and see what percent you're at and then we'll join my server and I'll
just I'll just force us all up to that percent and then we'll just start from
there yeah it's a little 80% 41 41 I was that I was that well I just died
I think you add like a couple percent. I need to a little bit lower actually because I was not at 34%
I was at like 40 at minimum
Yeah, I'm testing out the server that I mentioned earlier. Oh, hey guys you guys yeah, I exactly just got my jeep. Yeah
Yeah, I am currently on the assets
There's already there's already a fake one of mine
time. Uh, and there's 230, okay, see that's what I'm talking about. There's 234 people
on the fake one. That's the one that's working well. That's, that's, I knew that would happen.
That's, yeah.
Hey, do you want me to, I mean, I'm loading into it. Do you want me to check?
Um, that, you, I can't do it on a fake one. Uh, what would none of us say?
No, this is yours. This is yours.
How do you know it's mine?
Cause it doesn't have that many people.
What do you mean? 150 out of 2 biddy?
Yeah, I was less than that.
But that one's the real one. The one with 234 out of 250 is a fake one. It's grabbing all the IPs.
I was on the real... Okay, let me log out. Let me recheck.
Fake one is better? Yeah, for sure. Especially for your family safety.
Super fake.
The one that is 121 is fake?
No, the 150, I believe, is real. The 234 is fake.
Yeah, I was I was on yeah, I'm on the good one 121. That's oh yeah, I'm only good one 21 out of
Big iron is telling you to look your DMs, that's it
Okay, alright, I'm joining mine.
Which one is it?
Is it the 168 out of 250?
Uh, no, it's the, no, 115.
You can tell which one's mine because there's two locked ones with very similar pegs.
You see that?
Oh, a face with that one satyr is offline.
What a sweet delight.
Oh my god.
What a sweet treat.
Oh my god.
What's happening?
We're back in the circle of hell.
We are back in the circle of hell.
What's that mean?
He's the official network status stop line,
and I can't join any servers.
You can't join the one that I posted earlier?
I disconnected.
Nope.
I'm pressing connect 100,000 times, unexamining.
I can do a quick game design.
We do that.
Let me try a quick little reread.
the quick we read the
uh... we're going to test your work what i know if it's like a lot of the
rip
uh... yeah you know that i'm not ready to run around a little bit
we don't want to take one
is a lot of the
is not the point
uh...
yeah kinda
yeah
uh... yeah i mean i would then it's like a little
but i got a lot of
yeah i must have been talking
is it is your two is your two
It's like a rubber band kind of.
Is it too much to play with?
No. I'm jumping in now.
If you're jumping in, you'll try it out.
Let me try it out.
It kind of seems like it happens way more often than the other server.
Yeah, my servers are complicated.
But it's not nearly as much though.
It's not like it freezes in place, but it's like a little rubber band.
It's packed a lot through the amount of AI.
Yeah, these servers are going to be too laggy.
Yeah, this is not going to work then.
I'm in my now
But it'll be to the other seven to be my turn to be sorry
I'm running around check it. We still like it. Oh logo. It doesn't seem that good to me
Yeah, I know it. Yeah, they're fighting if we were to fight it would be like yeah, I think is a bit
Yeah, too. Yeah too much lag too much lag
Let me check the other
I'm not liking that much hold up wait a minute
Hey, you made a hold up. Wait, is that too laggy? Is that too laggy boys?
That's too laggy. We need to talk to the devs chat
We know about what the server shirming thing that Xenorak guy said we know about that
But the server guy that makes the servers is offline right now, right? Yeah, he's offline. Yeah
He can't fix our server
Yeah, it's pretty laggy. I don't think it's gonna work
We were we were on a cell phone
Yeah, I don't know it's not crazy bad. It's not like that, but it's like rubber bands like every five seconds
We teleport back a little bit
The soil jamming out one of the background
Yeah, no, let's just try to do the other server again.
Let's wait, let's wait, let's go back, let's go back, let's see if we started.
You're not still fine?
Still not.
Still fine?
Dude.
What the hell?
You know, what if we go down?
What?
What if we go on a different number?
You just died.
That's the only reason you want to switch, buddy.
I don't know how this is going on.
Realistically, we weren't that high.
I was pretty high pal. I was very high. I was cooking. I feel like I was alive for two hours there
Yeah, my daddy someone was huge
I'm tired we can't I'm
What up it might be connected it's going a little longer this time oh never mind
psych oh sweet treat you still got you still got the devil on you on you is that
So like
Mr.. Rogue I was mean I'm time messing him right now. Yeah, see if you can give that they have us get back in there
Yeah, I'm not having any luck.
I just want to gain voice.
I just want to gain this whole I'll think I think I know I know I keep want to come back.
It's a great game.
But I think we do have to kind of give it up.
I can't do this every stream.
I mean, we have so much downtime because of this.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah, you don't know.
It's pretty bad.
It's really bad. It's really bad. I know I don't want to give it up either. It's a great game, but I think we have to give it up. I can't do this. I can't do this every stream.
It might be Lyra's bar into Apex.
I was bar into Apex? What are we getting at?
I don't know about that.
Hmm
Let's do yeah, let's yeah, okay. No, I've never played that
That's really annoying you're in for one. Yeah, I see what's you what's do
Let's do
Let's see here
See what are the boys want?
What do the boys want? Does Lyos more or be they yet or like that's it I think.
Let's do...
All right, I see a bunch of games that aren't lies bar and over there yet. So I can't really guess I'm just gonna pick one
Now let's do over there yet, let's do that you guys out
Is it a download it? Yeah, let's do that. What's that?
All right, perfect
Here we go, here we go.
Did you uh, we're going to continue on that one we were on, when we can't get past that
hill.
I don't know why there's a tank blink for miles on this blind. You're too much to eat.
We keep having to come back.
I don't know how we're supposed to pass that, honestly.
It's on, it's on.
Put it on the grinders.
I've never played guys, so it's only going to get harder. I'll play that. Perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's only going to get fucking harder.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Let's see.
Let me do what you guys all have to do.
But I'll invite you.
I'm going to switch my seatbelt.
I'm in this fucking luggage.
I'm watching.
Here we go.
One moment, boys.
I am on. Sounds good. Sounds good. We won. Quick second boys. Oh, that message just came through.
He's restarting. Perfect. Perfect. Justin, the nick of time. Okay, am I? While we going
back now at this point you have to ask a chat you don't want to piss them off
guys we go back to the island we play over there yet
we need to push the talk in this game hmm yeah no no it's over I think
Go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino,
go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino, go back to Dino.
I'm going to cry.
Oh god.
I'm not sitting there yet.
Hmm, changing all the titles.
This is AIDS, this is the word.
Where's my aim on being AIDS?
This is the worst! This is the worst!
Get me back in there right now.
Okay, back on the aisle.
That doesn't- chat, that doesn't mean we won't play RV. We'll probably play it later.
Probably not, actually.
If this doesn't work.
If this doesn't- oh yeah, if this doesn't work, yeah.
Or another day.
Or another day. Or another day.
or another day I probably will stop playing I'll I'll on stream unless we get a confirmation that this is a
Problem of the past
There's probably will be the last day I play this on stream. Oh shit. I just wear the wrong server. Yeah, man
You know if you would just get your server
Maybe we could play yeah, well that is true. I could get my server fix. That's right
Oh
There could be like an official that we play and then the two or the three like fake decoys and then of the inner officials
We just switch between yeah
He's saying right now he's saying he's doing it right now
Yeah, I see it. He is doing it.
Hello, the Dinos. I love the Dinos too, sir! Hello, I'm sitting in the lobby for two hours!
She has to serve her the most well. No, she does not.
This guy's lying, isn't he?
What?
My server, actually, since I have admin privileges, I can actually control the AI, and it's pretty good.
Yeah, well, I I've I've been put which is a mine too but as soon as I wipe the dinos are the AI it just gets even laggier
Because they all just lure us back in on this bond
Mine doesn't do that for some reason
The dev is saying he's trying to figure out what happened to it like why I did what it did. Oh
That's not really helpful
I
Be sub-reviewed out it's way better and you can be a frog
That's what I was that's
That's something this game is missing. I was just thinking the aisle is almost perfect. So if you can't be a frog
I was just thinking that I was just thinking that
Do Jinji server? Yeah absolutely fucking not. I played that off-stream on Sunday and Jinji
no offense my boy. That was the shittiest server I've ever played on in my life.
Okay to be fair I was I was fixing things okay? He does say that it was probably being DDoS.
He does say that? Yeah he does say that. He said I don't, I'm trying to figure out what happened.
I said I got really laggy really rubber bandy on like every one minute it happened for about 30 minutes finally a crash
She said move get to D-DOS gonna move it to a new region every server perfect perfect
What a nice guy yeah, that's that's a cool guy. That's who guys that's who I there. I think is the top dev
They say really top man top guy. Huh top guy top notch
up much lad I'm on here and my ping is like 20 and
Honestly, not oh
Oh wait hold up I'm connecting back I'm gonna do back here.
He did say just try now.
He said try now.
No I'm going to go to his man.
Allegedly, allegedly.
Which one was it here?
We're back boys.
We are back.
We're gonna kill Mr. Chicken.
We're gonna kill that Circus Doris.
We're gonna get prime.
Hmm
We dry oh it can burrow you want to go burrow
You can come in for you and often kill all AI on your server and see how it runs.
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, I might do that.
We have to definitely keep AI on.
Otherwise, you can't really play any meteors.
You have to get some turbo voice stuff.
the assets? I'm allegedly not anywhere yet. Okay. Allegedly, I'm connecting. Hypothetically
speaking. Hypothetically, boys. Hypothetically. Let me go back and do it with me first. Are
you allegedly loading assets? Allegedly, I am, yes. Allegedly, allegedly. Okay. Hold
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hyperdenom...
Hyperdenomia-boy, I said-
And MoodiWoo is a fan.
Can you please tell him that he's very fat, ugly, and stinky?
I beg for that sound, bite.
We love you, peanut three.
Up.
I'm in.
Up.
I'm in.
MoodiWoo?
I'm in, boys. I'm in.
Your mom?
Up.
You're very fat!
Wait.
And...
He's not MoodiWoo!
We think that's where-
There you go. There you go.
I swear I was alive last time I played.
Hopefully that's not like a cup of name for the Pope or something.
Or a assassin.
I have to go.
I might get cursed.
Hey guys.
Guys.
Why is it asking me to spot a new dino?
That's what I'm just saying, yeah.
I have mine.
Oh that's cool.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm having me.
I mean, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm having me.
Oh my god, guys, W's in the chat.
We got him, like, I mean,
I'm actually having me, like, oh my god, like,
it's so great to hear.
Um, it's so great to hear.
I'm pretty sure I started that.
Lovely.
Lovely, lovely.
I'm most definitely dead, so if you're dead, Peanut,
we can spawn in together.
Do I see me that patchy guy that guy seems crazy
What is this name? What is the omni for? Oh, no, we don't I'm back up back up back up back
You said you don't log out log back in
Be in I'm full hunger
Holy shit
Wait
See
This what happens when you spread positivity and good wives. I
In the game of course in the game, but I think this is this is our pal here. He's got even bigger. Oh
She's so big
Okay
I might be stuck. I must have died or something because it doesn't let me
Do the room is fun. I just want that log back in. I'm back in I tried that exactly it didn't work
You guys want to spawn code, right? No
Yeah
Lovely, where's the board? Oh, I'm starving again. I don't have it all my food, but I have no food
Terms of food. You have to buy a little thing of skins right here. No food
You figure like
This guy
Well, it's a little pal. Okay. I'm in but not to find you guys up
I'm out of the job.
I did.
I'm a lot of them.
I don't know where I'm at, but we'll have to find you guys.
I don't mind it, though.
There's a gear over there.
Go, go, go.
Thank you, Mr.
Don't mind if I share this back with you, DG.
Hey, you guys, boys, where are you guys?
Well, I know you have to guess.
I'm on the south beach. Are you guys close to the beach?
I'm retake
As far south as I can go, it's the ocean so like I'm on the edge of the beach
Yeah, I don't I'm not seeing anything on my screen at all except for northern south
What does it look like looks like I'm on the west beach
the nipple and an
Inverted impulse and to water a bunch
Is java still in your group with you?
He's always in my group.
Can you ask java to find me?
Maybe we'll find each other.
Java, can you find him?
Java, can you sniff me out?
He's a boy up there.
He's a little guy.
There's a pig on me. Do I need pigs?
No.
Not in my territory, buddy.
Buddy forgot to get his card, punks.
Let's see if this is on the list.
Not on the list.
We used to do it for the love of the game.
Follow me, boy.
I'm gonna find this floor.
Somewhere out here.
Oh, oh I'm supposed to put
Here we go. There's something something
Thank You mr. Java monster
I
Mean 39.9% I think we have 40% he's got puking right? Yeah, I think what you guys said
I'm in the swamps I
Guess I'm jobbing those with the swamps are maybe he can just tell me my direction ago. I'm tiny. I've been lost in the swamps
I was without that that's what happened to me. Did you serve it the swabs span across like half?
I almost wish there was a little bit of a map. I know there's like a map website and all that shit, but
We can pick him up go to the beach and head west. I will compete in the call
Gives me a check you get here drag
So this fucking pig has taken 300 years to die.
Welcome in!
Hey guys.
How you doing, chief?
How you doing?
Oh, I'm doing great.
I'm in.
Is that you?
Durgilations.
Oh my God, we beat them.
Fuck out of USA tonight.
Oh, God!
Come on, baby.
Who beat USA tonight?
Venezuela.
Venezuela in the finals for baseball.
Oh, God!
Come on, baby.
Who beat USA tonight?
Venezuela.
Venezuela in the finals for baseball.
We learned the final from baseball
But you guys don't have a president because of us
Yeah, it's not only to her drug lord president
You can have a final buddy, all right, we'll keep you up
You're job on T, job on skew?
You're driving people enough?
I love, I love, I love you.
Hey, where'd Greg go?
He said he's waiting to jump, he'll be playing tomorrow or something.
Oh.
Got you, got you.
Follow me, boy.
I died by accident.
Ah, perfect.
Dude, you fucking hit me.
Oh, uh, hold up, one moment Mr. Jabba!
Don't you think today Mr. Peter?
Wait until you die.
Do I look like a big, new P.U. pal?
It's Tuesday, of course, we're break-end.
What are the top 7 best days of the week to drink?
Oh, the Duggar Tire here again.
What's the reason, though?
It is a catastrophe, so I don't really know where that is.
I'm sorry.
This is here in about 7 months.
I've went from 260 pounds to 194.
I'm not finished.
Still gotta keep working on it.
Well, if you're finished, maybe you lose a couple more grams.
You're doing great, Keith.
You're doing great.
Keep up the great work, don't you?
Follow me, Slate.
I got him in a small way.
We're not small.
He's just mad at us.
Oh.
Those are penis trees.
Got him.
Now he knows all of it.
Quite the empty issue.
There are some R&Rs.
I
Get stung a few times and come back
The bees we what is he what do you want me get stung?
You hate me
Sink requirement to be in shank. I'm pretty sick. He's walking there, but okay. Oh
Oh my gosh there's a whole family on me.
Tell me what?
I have no idea.
Oh boy that's real good.
Go back, go back, go back.
Go back, go back!
PNF, can you share your location?
Yeah!
Like, as a location...
I meant...
...on Discord?
E-E-E-E-E-O?
Get out of the water.
It's E-E-E-E-O.
Need some gas for that.
Wait for it.
Hey, where we off to now, Java?
I'll be right there, Lutz.
Just wait for me for a second, I'm really close.
I've got 7,000 hours. No way get a job
Follow me guys
Run away from my stamina follow me
I'm getting some kids the big ones
What's that?
Is it here?
Oh my god!
That's me.
Oh.
ugly I think I need to go get stung
the sticking time's over buddy now we're on the next day no prime for you
sorry sir yeah it's right the kid that I didn't mind I'm out for you
Ah, I'm not gonna be raw.
You saw me stop right there.
You should melt out of those nipples.
You should melt out of there.
I have to wait for my stand to get to 60.
Oh, you got a date here.
You wanna hear about it?
I
Led ride I don't mean why
It was job is taken as
Oh
Let's try to cover feel
I
Read kicks at some times mr. Toad
He held his word now looking at your border your one shot almost
I'm low I need to rest for a little bit
There's a guy over there
He's coming right for us is that a pal I
Think that's wrong oh
Yeah, good good good good. That's good man right there. That's good man
But this mini we should take efficient digestion was that mean that's your mutation
he's asking saying you should take a different mutation oh gosh you got you
okay yeah I'm gonna take I'm gonna take the cock general one the most beautiful
blue eyes mr. Daxie
take you far away from the trials and tribulations of this wasteland
I'm at the palm trees you're a fucking freak
Wait, I'm gonna lay down a little bit. I was gonna get some way down next to you
What's the deal over there?
Give me those nipples. Give me those nipples. Give me those nipples.
I'm getting milk out of you somehow pal. You better slow it down
great this far on me
he's fucking he's fucking he he's fucking me he's fucking me why isn't my my red
going up going down. How long does it take for the bed to go down? Oh my gosh this guy
is trying to hurt me. I'll show you for a little bit. Think about.
You think you're actually in a different one?
I don't remember ever seeing this one, it just looks different than the other ones that
I've been at.
I don't think there's a few sanctuarys.
Check that lines pride, bro.
I
Think you my
Be careful cuz there's a big pack of I think
We'll get bigger you job. It is a little big no where Alice you they don't listen no they were trying to come after me
Okay, where are you at the food within this area of gear?
You know, I really don't know
Next to a big rock. Yeah, I think I hear you I'm next to the top of this
Like I'm coming down on the right side
Okay, go ahead
I need to get B. I need to get B. I don't want to waste my son of a man.
I'm in between. Are these are all? Is there a guy right there?
Palm trees are like curved and shit. Yeah.
But I don't see the other stuff you're looking at like this rock. He's an aloe like that. Oh, you're seeing my screen
I'm not out of place like that
It's where we're in the same one, but I guess I don't know what your screen looks like, but you're so open
It's her to me come out of the water
You're not near any water right now
I think you can get some deer there's no food anywhere I'm deep in the swamp
my chance is yours look swampy like mine at all okay there's there's a person
Disney that said is there any Alice nearby I got to get some food boys I'm near
you because now I'm gonna leave you guys for a second I don't need these guys
for saying these are being some dear boys
I'm just avoid these guys I'm gonna keep going north
mine's definitely swampy with all these little fucking
You peepers open. You didn't see me saying hello?
No, I didn't hear you saying hello. I'm near the Kizni guy.
I think he's right here.
I'm asking him to help me. He's gonna help me find you, I think.
Oh, there's a big wall gate right here.
Well, it's only we're just gonna a little bit of food dust to make then we'll find a deal
You're not a big wallgate sanctuary. You can chat you dumbass
Thinking that is good thinking
Here we go, he's in it or something
chicken or something little chicken
here we go without that'll tie this over
I guess I'll find a gear or a four
Oh quick rescue relaxation
Mama Java, the job is to have food?
Well I need deer, does he have deer?
It's always a deer
Who bought me twin please
Yeah, I'm getting word that you're at Delta sanctuary, so I gotta go northeast to get up to you
I'm probably just south of you in Delta sanctuary. Does that mean there's four sanctuaries?
There's definitely a lot I'm at one right now that looks like a complete swamp. It's not at all
The one we've ever been to
I've been trying to feed you you I will yeah, but he does not hear a boy
Find some gear or some boy
Could be anywhere
Be anywhere
Thanks, Jabba!
Please, eat it, Bobo. I should be...
It's a fishy something.
So, I'm gonna go get you, Genji. I'm gonna try to find you, and then we'll go to where Peanut...
I know where Peanut is for me, so...
Just did a little nibble.
I have too much, I have too much.
There's a giant dome in like the center of the entire map, and it's like to the west of me
So you're northeast of it he's southwest of it
Where you go
What's that?
Are you still alive, Taxi?
Yeah, I'm still alive.
I'm about to be primed for my boy.
We're stiffing, Julio, we're stiffing.
Let's not sit by the door.
That's not a sin, bud.
One butt, one butt, one butt, one butt.
Okay, I've been able to get rid of my blood for, like, an hour.
I don't know why it won't go away.
I know, that's exactly my thing.
My blood's on the screen, Gary.
It's not even any food either.
I'm looking for deers and boars.
And there's not a single one out here in these wastelands.
I
If you look south at all do you see that migration zone with the with the footprints
You rest want to meet at that too hungry to heal
What the hell is he's on me he's on me
Yeah, go with that migration. We'll meet at the mic.
Kill that little shit!
What if I can't get him?
Ripped him a pod!
Read chat?
Think you can get it?
No, I haven't got my nuggets yet.
No, there was a catastrophe at the McDonald's kitchen.
Get the ass out of here.
The little nibble.
Want to eat too much now.
On vacation, the Bahamas coming out for one extra limb.
That'll be enough for now.
I'm on the hunt for board the game chat eat organs. I eat organs
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Do you have a chance to hear that roaring, Genji?
I hear that roaring.
I hear it.
Oh, God, that's water.
I'm not going in there.
Smell more?
You're showing the way to the migrations, aren't you?
I'm not smelling nothing.
You're still on the way to the migrations on, right?
I'm not smelling nothing.
Oh, there's some A and Y, some A and Y.
But you hear a pig?
There it is, boys.
I hear a pig.
Go, go, go.
Really?
Yeah, I just heard it after I said that.
In water?
Near water, because I'm in the swamp.
Right there again.
But where I'm at, it's not a swamp.
I'm here.
How lucky are we to find this out of the wilderness?
I need this here.
I need the pig to do.
We got a little bit of A, and now we got to find deer and boar.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
DUMB HELP!
WON THE ENIVE!
It was so quiet.
My positioning has changed a little bit, Gigi. I am on the way... somewhere.
Oh my gosh, I think I just killed myself.
Um, okay, maybe not.
I think you?
Might be fine.
He won't find us here.
He won't find us.
He's a stupid dinosaur.
He's not finding us, boys.
Don't you worry.
We're in complete control.
Most in the way.
Thank you, Java.
You just move just in case, just push it.
Are they down?
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Oh good here, we're good here.
I'm good here. We're good here. It's not here for a little bit. Hang up out for a short spell.
Pro-trial cryo archive wait releases. I've never heard of that before. Per-tank per maybe.
My guy's looking a little rough.
He's not looking too good.
Those are the eyes that have seen some stuff.
Things you wouldn't believe.
Java deserves a cock and ball massage.
He saved us!
He's a good man.
Thank you, Mr. Java.
I'm at SP I'm at the Southern Plains peanut got you that's okay. Yeah, it's pieces for Southern Plains
Yeah, Calc sort for calculator. I um, I'm I'm chilling relaxing outside the school with a couple guys who have so good
I'm chilling. I've got a couple bleeds a car. No came out of nowhere and started to eat my butt
So I'm I'm gonna hang out here for a second
But as soon as I am back to maximum health and maximum power we will reunite
Okay, I'm going to the sanctuary that's near Southern Plains, I think.
Stagodere? Where?
There.
Stay healthy.
You people are so pretty.
Wait, I thought you said migration.
Oh, yeah, I died I
Did a deer perfect perfect
Like my absolute best I had a bleed on my screen that didn't go away for probably 15 20 minutes and the deer watch on me
perfect perfect perfect
He's at the car, no, where's that?
We did that alo really good at the Sarah was that an alo?
I'm shaking the remember.
That's a Patee.
Oh, you gotcha.
It's a Sarah or a Patee.
Be careful, Mr. Java.
Sarah or a Patee, Redis.
Wait, Peanut, you're at this lake with the waterfall?
Oh, I see a lake, I don't see a waterfall.
Okay.
What's out of the lake are you at I'm on the I'm on the south side
South side, okay, I'm representing my set over here. Wait, you're close to us. I didn't you you were just here
I was like a while ago
Make your way back
Okay, I'm being told peanut that we do not want to drink this water. This is salt water
If we're going for a certain mutation we could then drink this water
Uh, I don't I don't that means but I'm I'm just not gonna drink it
That is more to my left. You see the water physically chicken
See chicken
Someone says why didn't you lost in every game?
I'd like them to come into this game and see and tell me where exactly they are without looking at a map
Did you hear that roar peanut?
I did, I did, I did, yes, I heard that roar, yes.
Where was that roar compared to you?
I'm gonna do a quick roar, I'm gonna do a quick roar.
There you go, there you go.
Like that, I like that.
Ooh, the series going back!
Oh, and the chicken!
There's that chicken from earlier!
Oh, not too strong now, are ya?
You feel powerful for just a second.
You feel in control.
Oh no not this time Mr. Chicken. Not this time Mr. Chicken. Not this time Mr. Chicken.
Can you rip another roar? Just a little quick one. Yeah I'll give you a quick one.
Mr. Sarah's inside Ivy right there. Okay, gotcha. I see you. I see you over there bitch.
You want none of this?
I think this place is like a south west.
You want to send me your location?
Yeah, how do I do that?
Um, when you press tab...
Oh!
So, you click where it says asset location, and you click on it.
Okay.
Hey, Mr. Jove, we should probably get out of here.
I see the chicken that was chasing you.
I'm warning, I'm warning.
Where are you looking to verse into that corner that is walking at the beach?
I'm very close to it.
I'm up in the forest.
Okay.
So is he hunting you?
Oh, I'm so close.
I don't know.
He was me mugging me, but I was only hunting me.
Okay.
I
Well, I see him or did hell's going on over here. I
Met the water right now walking into that forest
But I work me Java right here
Okay, yes, yes, yes
You see me you think so you the in the bush
I'm not moving now. I'm moving a little bit. I'm jiggling is you
You might not be me, that might not be me.
I'm moving around right now.
Wait, is this not you?
What, are you dead?
Oh, I see Java I think.
Yeah, it's Java, it's Java.
Wait.
Um, no, that's a Kono.
Oh, that's a Kono.
It's a Kono.
She's in Java right now.
Oh, my!
Oh, my God!
You like this, okay, I bring out a stamina.
Oh my god.
You know what happened?
Oh my god.
Oh my oh my
Did you die oh?
My god, I was trying to jump on him to save Java and then I ran out of stamina
There's a deal. I'm sure the old deals deal trick. I don't
Don't trick that old dog. I
Died I I'm dead. I
Never you I wait down for half an hour
Oh
No stem never healed well, I died
I see your dead body being snacked on by a
Sarah and he's perfect on it perfect perfect perfect perfect
Don't worry. I'm back in where you had to eat
Well, I'm where you died. So okay, I'll get back there
Maybe this is-
That is inflection. That is inflection. That laughing boys. That laughing.
That's laughing.
Uh, me and Java gotta find you so Java's probably watching your stream right?
Yeah probably yeah. Okay so Java we gotta find him.
Leave us to peanut and then leave us to Jinji. I'm going north as we speak.
I can not believe it happened. I ran out of stamina at the very moment. I leaked at him
to save Java.
Java says that you're near us.
Really?
Yeah, meet us at the sanctuary. Go to the sanctuary icon.
It's close, it's close!
Follow me, crew.
Genji, we're going to the sanctuary that is on the southwest side of the dome.
I am literally on the opposite side of the map from you guys.
Perfect, perfect. Right in the sweet spot. Right where you want to be.
No, I'm probably just gonna go kill myself.
You're thinking? Good thinking?
I'm gonna go find Genji.
After you're done with that, find us.
Wait, Envision says I'm gonna go get Genji, tell her to go to the sanctuary she was at.
she was at. That's so far away from me. You don't just try to make your way
southwest unless you donate holy moly for real for real for real to real to
real to you to real to you to real to you to real to real to real to I'm
ready to watch the six way. Yeah, we're going to the sanctuary now. We're
gonna get you out of just a little bit quicker than me. I've already have
It's just that part.
You really do not know how to play this game.
It's all about all the reality.
You need to patience and learn how to actually play the game.
I need to go southwest to where you guys are.
I had that Carnot in the bag.
Alright, buddy.
He was just acting.
I could have taken him down.
Emano any day of the week. Lucky Bastard. Lucky Bastard. Use his Kano Hatch. I'm pretty sure I'm a bad lapman.
I'm very close to Stakeswary.
Let's see if I find my first mutation.
Smell for Aeolus.
Oh, the Shrimp Sniper can smell and then find the Aeolus.
Yeah, we're almost at the center right now. I'm getting closer. Get closer. Let's see the motel
Excuse me, Mr. Tree. I'm on a mission
Excuse me, Mr. Tree
Did you hear that deer out here? No, dear. No, no
I
Mean like a lemon field or something
I mean, I mean like I don't what this is but there's two lemons on my screen
We what is that the car no changes that's water
You know those symbols I was like a water holes for your eyes. Oh
Oh, you're watering hole. Got it. Okay. I got
Probably cool. Oh, it's a patrol zone. We get caught speed down here. I always find water
a cash with it score
hold on java
i entered the shank during as we speak
java he's on us java he's on us
I love that I can't get past this wall.
The pita's trees?
Well, I love the pita's trees.
We're doing pretty good so far.
I'm at the station. Where does you want me to go?
We are inbound. We are inbound, dude.
We had to detour.
There's fucking dinosaurs all around us.
I'm hearing some noises out here. The piece was that too
He says Christ so many where's the road add
Yeah, we're arriving soon delayed by our ride do not run
I'm arriving. Oh, he's running. He's running. He's ready
They're getting lost in the penis trees! I can't find my way out!
Dude, these things are fucking weird looking.
Base of beavers!
They're just on the right, they don't know what they're doing.
I don't know what's going on! I can get out of here!
I don't know if they can be in the same group here we're clear, we're clear!
I think we're in the sanctuary, you know, like we're like probably five seconds away from being
Oh my god!
Back to the penis voice!
Loose amongst the pieces!
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly!
There's something massive out here!
There's something tiny all over it!
I heard that yell.
Oh my god, hello, good to see you. How are you doing on this Friday?
I just dapped another dino up as I ran by him in the penis force
We're in the penis force right now looking for you. Okay. All right
Sounds good. Sounds good. Watch out. It's like pretty big
Okay, if you find a big guy next to a little guy, that's probably me and Java. Okay big guy next to a little guy guy
10 14 10 for
10 for copyright
We are underneath a rock. Wow
We're underneath like a cave system. We're in sanctuary. We're in this. Oh my god. There's a big guy again. I'm next year. I'm next year
First X so we can see you could be in right here. We go. I'm I'm somewhere in
the penis forest I
Can't see much though try to come to this giant rock formation. That's not cave network underneath that
Yeah, I'm not see a rock for me sweet come on
There's like a giant rock mountain thing that's got like a cave network underneath it. That's where me and
I'm looking looking east side penis force east side penis force X
Oh, XTGate? All right, let me do XTGate.
Wait, I see some rocks next to me. Oh yeah, I see the rock formation I think.
Yeah, giant rock formation underneath it.
Oh yeah, I'm in the rock, I see, as we speak.
I'm in the Rockus, you speak right now
Yeah, I'm gonna give you a little war ready you can be the roar
Oh, I'm gonna go right at each other
My other stories family wait, what's going on just come inside come inside there's fighting over there. Okay. Okay. See you here
What the hell?
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
He's on guard.
This group is full.
Uh...
Job is huge.
Job is a group full.
Job is massive.
I think I'm sold now.
Give me my EGO.
Ego?
All right, I got you got you all right
Bodo be cool
All right now we're gonna go get Jinji and taxi. Where are you coming to? Okay? You guys are together you keep your people
So we're just a beard to boy though
Oh, job is leaking blood on his mind.
Lovely.
I think he's on his period.
That's okay.
Yeah.
Is he past 50%?
Did he already have metapies?
Good question.
Yeah, watch out for that.
Maybe one.
We'll get to where we need to go.
Oh, did he puke?
Yeah, I'm stuck on fucking rock.
You're stuck on a tree.
Oh, I made metapuses stories.
Okay, so we gotta get prime. We gotta be prime. We gotta get fucking angry. Yeah, we yeah, we gotta get we yeah
Yeah, we gotta get in thralled. We we have to get that we gotta take down that T-Rex
Yeah, we gotta make picket sides
Mr. Crabbs is in there and saving the possession Bonnie is the president
Who's up now we're in this is a patrol zone patrol zone now. Yeah, why says feed
There's the guy.
Jabba is enormous.
He's picking up like a kangaroo or something.
Put this in his little flap.
He is big.
He's a big boy.
That's a big boy right there.
There's some little guys.
We're some little guys.
We're some little guys right now.
We're some little guys, little guys.
Okay, my nutrients are not doing too hot.
He's fast too.
You got your first perk?
Uh, yeah, I got my first perk now.
I did Himo-Himo-Sosasi out.
Justin Maxing.
Justin Gooting.
Okay
A little sit down type angle
We don't want to see what you guys are how do we tell him where you guys are? I don't know I
Gator is
I
Don't give this go super slow we would be caught everywhere. What does your guys environment look like Jinzy?
I see a lot of trees and I'm just responding because I was at East swamp and you guys are over by like South Plains
Okay, tax goes your environment look like opposite sides
Okay
disable lumen please don't worry it's already disabled it's already disabled
this taxes is the fucking expert doesn't need any help jeez
I'm with the expert yeah I got this drunk is job a guy it's not really good
drunk drunk is pretty good
you think we have job in drunk yeah without that we're so fucking dead we
We already died.
We'd still be more dead without him.
West Rail Access.
I'm by you guys.
Are we going to hide inside of Java when he lays down for extra protection?
I mean...
Can you give me your...
40 FPS now.
I'm telling Java to hear West Rail Access.
He said, okay, we're going the way.
Holy shit, we're cooking 40 FPS, 40 FPS.
Holy shit, holy shit.
Next slide.
Next slide please.
Yeah, just wait you think it'll be quicker to find us then job of finding you
There's a deal over there, you know, there's a deal I'm good for a good for me go go go
We go
He's getting away
Oh my god, Jabba is moving in for the kill.
He is moving in, he is moving in for the kill.
Oh, chicken, chicken man, chicken man, boy, he's chicken man, son of course.
Is it fucking chicken?
Oh my god!
Jabba, Jabba's back!
You got it, you got it.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, fuck you. That's fuck you guys. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you
That's time for a light back it work my god work
The big guy we got job here
Why is he saying wait, but what I don't know
I'm kind of nervous.
He did chicken organs, very good growth boost.
Okay, well my stomach's already full.
Too big to swallow. It says too big to swallow.
Too big to swallow?
I've never met a challenge like that.
Hi buddy.
Alright, I highly doubt I hot I'm a brats. Yeah, my uncle buddy. Let's go ahead and just wrap this up
I don't know if I don't know if this is worth eating sorry about my soul. He's already being read
Well, he's I mean it's worth getting your letters, and it's giving me the a so if it if you don't get a
I'll let you all the time. Yeah, I just ate B went down
You're gonna chill out on the eat for a little bit
Wait two guys next to us for help
If he ate and B went down that's just timing he's got one guy another game. Oh, we're too small to finish the pig
They ask you for a help dress for a help
We help them you know we need to help we need to help you know have a snack the next
Don't kill everyone inside
The job is so big
I
Can't wait to be that big
I can't wait to grow up like that
He's coming for me, he's coming for me.
Kill him.
I gotta be that guy, I gotta be that guy.
Yeah.
Hey, yeah.
Good stuff.
Good boy.
He said wait, he said wait.
It was, he said waity, waity.
Ah.
He's got to be that guy.
Give me some slime.
I think we're close to winning, he's just walking around, oh my god, damn you Slimes,
I need to take his body and sling it across the
plane here
Take his body up and sling it as far as you can
Grouchy little guy
fuck yeah we can eat these right cuz they're cannibal I can't eat nothing
cuz my stomach's full oh it's a deer right here
oh it's not well job is running away with it you want to for himself but it's
it's rotten I don't think we should eat that oh yeah I just put it in the leg
I'm just not eating.
There's another guy.
What the hell is that?
Get his ass.
Oh my god.
You hit me.
Oh shit.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hit me.
We might have we might have just to be three we need to be three we didn't see me do
Java did you see that Java? Did you see that?
Yes, it's sling his body sling his body sling his body
This cannibalization of perk of the mutation. I I don't know. I don't think we give a fuck though. I just want to be a prime
I
Yeah, he won
Is java a female I don't know
You think we should well we definitely can't fuck job before you I'm telling you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have a baby to fall inside
I'm literally 70 pounds so he went right now his toenails are bigger than the
oh man, penis, shit
I'm glad we're all together finally bro, it's what the fuck you're talking about.
I have to do it!
Wait, what's this water icon?
Do I need water?
Wait, I need this water icon.
Yeah, I need this water icon.
You back yet?
I am back!
Think of a little snack, buddy.
Wait, I'll give you a little sip of water.
water. Oh, the deer floated up to the surface. It's just
rounded water. Alright, alright. Honestly, my water's
pretty full. Yeah, we're good, I think.
You just killed me. I bought the game because of you
today and now I'm dead. See, WM's on WM's on WM's on
a little bigger. Mean? I feel like I could fit in a nest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, small pair of pants
would fit right now. Yeah, some Levi jeans. I think I'm under the toppers. The corduroy
set. The mediums. Not bad. Not too bad, not too bad. I feel like we could, because the
Your job of size is shrinking a bit now.
That's why we're getting bigger at all.
Yeah, but if he's not too big, how do we get kill him?
You can check at the left or the right.
Yeah, you can, yeah, testicle.
Oh, shit, yeah, maybe, maybe.
Look at him looking back at it.
Pot of evil ways.
What happened to your nuggets?
My order was cancelled
Perfect perfect perfect perfect what a sweet treat what a sweet delight
What happened? I don't know what happened. I don't have it.
Obviously they're hoarding all the big nuggets for themselves and what they don't want to share.
Look at that chicken. I don't know.
Who eats them all?
If I stomach it, I need a gastro-lith.
I'm not that fat that this deep state locked!
They're poisoning your mind!
I think we're used with the trees right yeah it's the one north of you a little bit big
bone buddy big bone just some waterway it's gonna come up very soon
and okay yeah we're passing by my peloton a few times a day for the last week on the
way to my computer so you know we'll see if there's some results see if there's
some results time to tell um
yeah I'm here so big compared to you guys
I
Be fat yeah, you've been locked in
You're locked in locked in you should have a I meant 33% what are you at?
That's 34.59. Are you beating me?
Well, then they say a little bit after you
You need to pass by it for two weeks. Okay. Well, no, I think it's fun. Probably so I guess
Wait, you know this or what my food already fly. I think I gotta throw up. I know minus two. Yeah, I'm gonna throw up
Yeah, that should do it that's do it right here last one it should do it
It should do it right here
I got it. It's hungry. He's just going up.
Am I crazy? How much did this guy eat? Oh, there we go. Okay.
Holy shit. Holy crap. He was hungry. He's a hungry boy.
He's a hungry boy. I guess he's just bringing these on.
Fantastic.
Perfect perfect
You made a thing with us I told me crash it should still work. I think it'll be fine
If you can be the passion judge by his hit on the blackjack table another rage on me good sir
We're big you would be brought of us
I guess he's just bringing this ball with us for like a little snack on the road.
Yeah, the road does that.
Like a McDonald's bag on the console?
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.
We could use that once we're done throwing up and said, this is where we die, remember?
You said don't throw up.
Dude, we already threw up.
Well you did.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
already do up. Oh, don't drink that. That is all. Oh, oh, oh,
gotcha. Yeah. I tried to take a little little gastrolis on the
beach. But we need to find the guy. Tell me about you. Tell me
about you. Oh, shit. I need a gastrolis. There might be
some here. I haven't found it yet.
He's waving that thing around. What's he doing? What's he doing? Oh?
My god, what is that? What is that job up here that man turn off? Oh, that's in vision. That's in vision. Oh
what a friend
My he's job
How many gasholas might actually supposed to be eating one until the gasholas goes away in your tab
Okay, last for like 30 seconds or something.
I don't know why that while I was ugly.
I mean sick.
How'd you know that?
Fuck you peanut, what the hell?
What the?
What the hell?
You're a fireman, fucker!
Oh, you see that?
I saw somebody shit talking we got to find that guy
Did you get back in Genji yeah, I'm back in
Work on the world away
You just killed me you oh
He's the one B3 he's the TV3 yeah, oh you one of the TV3 guys with a TV3. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Came back for second. Did you?
Java, leave this one to us.
Java, leave this one to me and round.
Wait, if we just kill them, how did he get so big?
Hey, we who?
This Aiden guy.
But that's not Aiden right there, that's a vision.
Okay, right.
Yeah, yeah, that's a vision.
Okay, good job.
Oh yeah, Aiden is the one we killed, but he's hiding somewhere around.
He's gotta be somewhere across the leg.
Oh, pterodactyl.
Oh my gosh, what is that growl?
the stream type of bird. Wait, is that you guys growling? No, that's not a growling.
No, it's the bird of all eyes. We hear that growl right there. We just heard that. Yeah,
we heard that. We're by the beach by a bunch of water in the middle of the valley right now.
I'm coming over.
This is mine.
Yeah, Java doesn't look so big now.
We're definitely getting bigger, 100%.
We heard you to the right, Andy.
100%.
You're bigger.
That's a big guy, all right.
That could be me and Java and Pia.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh!
Oh my god!
You wouldn't have!
That's actually a drunk, that's actually a drunk, that's actually a drunk.
What?
That's actually a drunk.
What the hell?
Get the poop out of me.
Holy fuck.
Poop out of my fun hole.
You're gonna kill me out there.
I don't know what the gang's on this all here.
We just need to find him.
I don't know.
I'm looking for him.
You're lucky on this small pal.
Come on pal. Tuesday I get a little bit, I'm beating the shit out of you.
Wait can you guys call?
Oh yeah.
Hey Joe I'm going to need that hog. I'm going to need some of that hog.
I don't hear it anymore.
You need some of that hog. You need some of that hog.
Hey you gonna cheer it?
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, he smart.
It's about to be seen.
I saw a thing.
Oh.
There's some little tiny dinos in front of me.
There's something, something.
I'm good now.
There's a third axle.
I'm gonna use the third axle.
I should've known, I should've gotten a bit left.
I'm gonna eat that till I can.
off
This is you make it back at the server
People what percent of you I would see if the throw up technique words 37 21
I might be there's a bunch of us there's a stingo
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Alley, alley, alley, alley!
I was looking!
Look!
Taxi!
Holy fuck!
Taxi!
Don't wait!
Look it back!
Hey, who's the small fry now, buddy?
Who's the small fry now, pal?
I couldn't do that.
Oh, is this you didn't do that?
Oh, they're going in for him.
No, they're me.
oh this one is still up to me
oh my god they're on them they're on them
mountain, mountain
good job guys
they're killing them they're killing them let's get out of this
why is he not out of it
we didn't know what you're doing
oh what the hell is this
kill it for you bitch
you handle that one boys
we'll handle this
what's going on bro
Oh wait, another big chicken? Oh, what is that?
Yeah!
Oh, what the hell is that?
Something's behind us, Peter. What is that?
Is that one of our boys? No, that's none of us. That's none of us.
We need to get back to the boys.
I don't know who this is.
Who are all these small fries?
Who's this guy?
I don't know who that is.
Let's kill him!
Do we want to eat this?
Yeah, I do!
There's something right here!
This is a immense load of beans!
Oh, there's a fox!
Yeahhh!!!
I'm getting him!
Fuck him up, fuck him up!
Get him, get him, get him!
I'm on him, I'm on him.
I
Got him
Well, I see we should have pick it off these other alos one by one
We dig. Oh, yeah, absolutely absolutely
We need we need to stay go so our snack
You guys are right by salt, so eat it, throw up, and get the organs out, and eat the Y.
Wait, wait, you throw up?
If we eat the salt water, we'll throw up.
Okay.
We'll lower our stomach, if they say, it's part of the street.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to want to die.
Why is he just roatling as a fucking bush?
This thing is so...
It's so good that it's not the plane.
No, chicken, chicken, chicken!
He's getting away!
God!
How could I die so quick?
What the fuck are you like twice?
Yeah, but still I was so much bigger than I thought.
Oh.
Bastard.
He's coming back to you.
Okay, I'm gonna get him.
I'm dropping him.
Got him! Got him!
You're mine now, Tigger!
Oh.
How do you keep my grass?
Oh, somebody just got him, oh, oh, oh, oh, hanging here, hanging around, say sorry to
taxi I was trying to let you all pass but he attacked, how much youngest, I'm gonna die
of no water, I need water now, yeah we need water, we need good water, I wasn't even
looking at my screen how would I have attacked him first
I think you click button John you keyboard without me you see I think we
followed up a jugga okay
follow me boys no we went up into the forest to grab water real quick we'll
come back okay come to the direction southeast toward the migration zone
I had to get up there. I just walked, I moved my legs.
You have those? I'll give them a floor for you guys.
That's your new floor? You hear me?
I heard you. Not you, peanut!
Stop, we better get a move on! Now I'm about to die!
All right, do you need to move over again?
I hear you.
Keep going from that direction.
Up the tree line, into the forest a little bit.
Or the left edge of the feeties.
I don't know if we're making time.
You're obviously going to use the water, right?
Yeah, this should be a water pocket
I think we're going to let some more.
I'm looking for the road for you.
I don't hear you.
You doing it again?
Oh, I hear you.
You could follow, yeah, peanuts still bleeding if you follow a bleeding trail.
What's this right here?
It's still there.
No, I'm not bleeding.
No, no.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be nothing.
I'm gonna die.
The smallest of me
Here
You know, I'm just a medial twin
We won
Is that drunk right there, yeah, he had drunk right there
You just hang it around.
This guy's taking a fucking bath in my drinking water.
That's me.
Oh shit.
We got, we got, we found the water.
We found the water.
I need you guys.
Who's this little guy?
Oh, this guy.
Oh, that's a G?
Oh, so, oh, it's like, I mean, let's...
Honor this guy as, um, honoring member of the team.
Instead...
Where's this guy?
Who's this guy, Rogan?
Do you know this one?
I don't know. Do you want to kill any of these guys?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Are you feeling ferocious right now?
I'm feeling ferocious.
I'm feeling wacky, crazy.
Taxi, you back?
How are you bigger than I am what's your percentage? I'm only point one with 39.4
I don't know my gross my growth where I see my growth rate at 80 point two percent. Oh gross rate 60 point seven
So yeah, you're cooking me
Mm-hmm
All right, we need to do I think the next mission is to do prime
Prime we gotta become prime. I think that's our next goal. We got you got you got you got you. Okay
I'm a female do females get bigger for the what allosaurus I
I I don't think so. No
No
Yeah, I don't think they change eyes at all
are both the
Body type a and body type B all the sources the same size
Well, someone said someone's asking they think that it gets bigger
No
Not good to me buddy not good to me putting on twin about
Yeah, good me buddy, I need the rest
Look rest, look rest. Good. Thank you. Good. Thank you
They're fatter. Oh, the ladies are fatter
They get fatter, they get fatter.
Visually bigger?
Yeah, visually bigger in a wide circumstance.
The Allosaurus husband leaves them for someone younger.
So I've heard.
So I've heard it's an answer behind me. Who the hell is that?
But if you sorry, I mean vice I mean
I'll be good dude dude dude dude dude.
We might be able to breed Taxi at this point.
I've been trying to do that for weeks.
No but we can have Jalla do it and then we can have fucking Durk do it.
Dude, we have job of breed taxis, just put them in half.
What?
Taxi's gonna be the egg.
Fuck sakes.
Holy guys!
Please read me
I made this
All right, I'm actually the coolest like color setup you see him he's like a zebra
What is yours going to turn into when you get bigger?
I don't know, I don't know.
The edges are random.
Okay.
The other cool is why don't you look at that.
Yeah, the zebra pattern is good.
It takes about 20 minutes or so to do the breeding.
of
I
Gotta get my growth up
Oh wait, I need some that
Thank you, Mr. Java. Thank you good day
I
My B is filled
I'll be with other for say
I'm gonna go go go
Um, I don't know if that's where we're going.
So I'm going to snap the neck of the deer right in front of me, so we can watch.
Here's my chance, guys.
Damn it.
And Java eats bears, she said.
Okay, we are definitely getting bigger.
Look how small Java is compared to when we first saw him 30 minutes ago.
Who about this dude? How does he end?
I think I lost you guys.
Again.
I'm gonna roll real quick
Yeah, that was wrong. Who the hell is that guy?
That was me. So this guy right here. Oh, that's not me. Who's this? That guy looks like he rolled in dog shit
Yeah
Got that
See their names so I can't see when they move
Yeah, I wrote again, did you hear that?
I'm doing overtime.
Yeah, it's actually really hard to follow the dinosaurs if you don't have the nameplates.
It is, especially when you're tiny like me.
I wish you could like add friends and maybe see names like that and not just have to do the curing part.
Oh, oh, Rehoot!
Oh, Steven, you're over taking all the gear for himself!
Wait, oh.
Yeah, he probably...
He probably doesn't he probably doesn't want you to eat that. Yeah, I would eat that. I would eat that. I would eat nothing
I'm gonna I might be full
Here may have been camping it. Oh
Smart guy, but can we just snap a hair his neck? What the hell is this?
I've got a raptor
Why this guy
That's one of us. Let's kill him
There's more dinosaurs right over here off my nose you see them Peter crossing the field
Oh, yes, do I see him?
You said some of us?
Yeah, they were with, those guys were with us earlier though.
Well, those are our amigos?
Yeah.
One of them might be drunk.
Okay, that's drunk.
Hello, amigos!
Hello!
He's in here?
I'm here.
Oh, this is you right here?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Peter, I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh, this is you right here?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Oh wait, Pino didn't you just...
I was just...
Fucking Margaret, yes.
Thank...
We got what you decided not to.
Then we're gonna probably breathe.
Okay.
What? Were you about to kill me?
I was just...
The package was getting too big
to send the food to go around
to send the pigs to everybody.
Crazy.
Highlands are the birds, right?
There's like five birds.
So Highlands are the...
I don't think Highlands have anything on the map.
Really?
It's the feet. Okay, yeah.
The vision says yes.
Yeah.
Are you the feet? Yeah.
The one of feet? Doesn't that mean migration zone?
Yeah, I don't think Highlands have a turtle.
There's birds in Highland though, that's what they said, feet is Delta right now, for us
the feet would mean Delta.
But for you the feet might not be Highlands.
Oh you're going, okay, in between, I got it, I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're currently at the Delta feet, but we're going to the Highland.
Why would it mean something?
I see.
Because there's multiple of each one, that's why.
So we're currently at the Delta migration zone, we're going to the Highland.
Well I'm behind you.
I'm where I scared you on the beach, I'm basically where I died and I'm running
So it's why you are not however, but we my Alex or his family we're going to the feet thing
Nick Rex would love this game
Yeah, I think we go to the feet. Yeah, yeah, we are going to the feet. Yes
He's calling it Delta. I don't know that means though Delta's like a place on the map
Like it's why it's our feet different than his feet because his she might be closer to a different migrations of that
Yeah.
There's no way his feet are the Highlands, to be exact.
No, his feet aren't the Highlands.
We're going to the Highlands and Taxiomedia, sir.
My feet are the same as yours.
I'm behind you.
I'm about to run out of skin.
I got to stop for a second.
Who are you in a group at, Genji?
Oh, wait.
We're asking if I'm in the group over here.
No, I'm not.
I think Java is a quanta by the way for the other day Java is a guana in chat Java is a corner
Water was going at it on that t-rex like last Thursday. That kind of we do it
Well, you look massive are we really going that much
What's this? What's your percentage right now? I'm in
43.4 by you what if you point six you're catching up on me because my growth is misizers
So if you're gonna go for one, take me.
Oh my-
He caught a bird!
Holy shi-
I-
I'm- I've got 72.85 growth rate increased.
I'm at 54, yeah, mine's bad.
So, let's go to Java.
You have a lot to learn, I don't know.
I have to learn.
Yes, I'm quite well versed in the Dinoverse of how to grow quickly.
I'm gonna get my first prime!
I'm gonna get this prime this time, I'm not gonna fuck it up!
Your B was pretty high, my B has never been that high yet apparently.
Well if you need the A-Fill I can help you out.
I need B and Y.
I might need my A-Fill over here at the Highlands.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
I need you to plug that. We should fill it and set it on line.
Stupid fucking chicken over here.
Oh, shit.
Do not matter the fucking chicken.
Junk's getting it.
There was a pig on us, there's a pig on us.
You're fucking that thing up. We need to take no me. Let's go. Hold up. Hold up
We get a couple bites first before you get out of here hogging it
Some bites you can come by
We got it he got it
Bites
Here we go
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Can you hear me if I roar?
What the hell do you hear?
You wanna play those games do you?
Where'd the pig go?
I looked at this tongue on the ground and you needed.
Ah that's right.
Pig talk is not too good either.
I
Was paying me a little dandy song
Have fast rip it open and then she did grab the organ. I thought yeah, I didn't have a
Obviously got his butt again
He is definitely the first one to die.
Nah.
Heeeeeeeet!
Not gonna happen.
I'm trying to eat this dinosaur.
Oh, he caught him.
He would've killed.
That giant dinosaur.
Really?
Oh, it's a carnival.
Carnival.
He's getting him.
We don't eat carnival stuff, you know?
Maybe we can eat the organs.
No, we don't need any of it.
It doesn't help us.
Well, if we were about, like, two or three times, we'd be fine.
We'd be fine.
I thought it's just a little bit of a contest like it's like if you put them all out like a neat line and then you pick one
Well, we try we try I would have picked out an organ and then put it over here
Now peace if we look at it with our sniffing yellowing it turns into a BC
Oh, yeah, you're right
Perfect diet now
I'm just killed another oh this was a triceratops. Oh, I'm just ate the Sarah by accident said the organ dammit. Oh
That was waste. Yeah, come here. Okay, right here
That's our cops right here. No, I'm already full. I'm ready full
We just gotta come from I keep job, but just come on good
Okay, so you got all diets from organs on so no matter what I
I think so yeah, I mean about like their eyes and stomach and stuff you could put it on the ground a couple meters away
That eating they give you the B and a the Y
Know that all organs are good for you. Well, I mean he's like well, I don't know I don't know I
Know you're probably right though you show like that. I
Give you why you honestly. I've never had my wife filled like even like 10% I
I don't know how you do it.
Somebody in my chat just said, um, A and B and Y have meanings.
A is your primary food, gives most benefit, D is secondary, Y is B is substantial, and
efficient.
Oh!
Oh, hey!
So you want A and B, A mostly.
Oh gosh, you gotcha, okay, gotcha.
I'm looking at 45.1% what you looking at.
45.4.
45.4 my grocery said a hundred and six right now
You should have wasted my stomach on that Sarah
Where's that over there?
It's right here. It's right here. It's the homeless fucker
Look at your corner
He does have no arms.
Let's see what we get out of him.
He has them, they're just very tiny up to his chest.
You give a s**t boys!
Alright, so where's the sanctuary?
This is the road with the rock in the sanctuary, the one we used to go to.
Where'd he go?
Oh fuck!
He has a headbutt, you know.
He's right click as a headbutt, I'm pretty sure.
Like he can ram you.
Oh, they're on him! They're on him! They're on him!
Go, go, go!
Yeah!
He got a point! We're getting him!
We're getting him! We're getting him!
Hey, that's to a stop now, you bastard.
That's to a stop now, yeah.
Door boys, good work boys.
Are you guys good though?
Yup, I'll kill this fucking freak.
Stupid, China bitch.
This is dark.
I can't see nothing.
I gotta rest up for a second.
Test the eggs on it, boss.
Ah, much better. Good thinking.
It doesn't let you wrap the organs out of this one.
Good thinking, chief.
Maybe that's because they're too big.
Good thinking. Good thinking.
I've got you wrapped. Get out of that inside scoop.
This one gives you A, peanut.
If you eat this one right here on me.
Don't you get it?
I need intestines.
I need a drunk has, I think.
OK, I need this one.
I think I need more.
This one right here gives you A on me.
I'll buy something now.
I'll buy something now, I think.
OK, about a second.
This one, it's the heart right here.
This gives A. This is the heart.
Yeah, you know if this is the heart, can you do it?
The heart?
Yeah, it's right here on us.
the heart. These are the heart gives B, but that one gave me A. A equals carbs equals lungs.
So are you sure it wasn't lungs? No, look at it. That's a heart. The way of getting that
is that if you hold down Q and says A, then I'm not, I'm not studying the whole biology
of a dinosaur. Well, this one said B, but I got A. God fucking knows, buddy. Yeah,
But I got a from that. I don't I don't know I use those to rip them out put them online and then sniff them
This one gives me be right here
I'm a little bleed. Hey road road took a chunk out of me
No, I don't think so. I was biting the head off people. You need that. Are you sure we can kill jizzy for food?
Who's that coming down the road?
Did you hear that we say guy fucking rattlesnake? Where's that?
We need water. I'll be a perfect died. We're gonna. I can get prime. I can get prime. Oh, I've heard that too
Okay, that's good. I
Think I read that I think I have the link to the guide. I got a guide for
I'm gonna jump here. Are you good? We need water?
Let's take that. Yeah, I'm gonna be there's a giant pack right on place. It won't
Use a make-up pack where there's Delos
There are we the make-up pack they could be referring to us, but I
I need to eat guts they better not be cheating more than we're cheating I'm a
point them we did you see him careful peanut caramel I just ate how do I need
I'm screwed already again.
Look at that.
Java ain't so big.
You can't jump quick.
No, this isn't Java. This is junk.
Oh.
Yeah, that's junk.
sprockets so big
i said we kill him
show how mighty we are
i'm just getting drunk
you ain't got arms and legs
he's a fucking chicken following us again peanut
chicken on the left
I'm very nice at all the p.m. Racist
Drunkers of here
Oh, what's good? Oh, what's good? I'm
On jingy. I think I got you boss. I got you boss. He went away. Yeah, that's a little that's a little fucker. Oh, no, no, that's in G
In the bushes, he's behind us
Where's the bad guy at behind you somewhere? There's a game
Is he's huge a G?
was a raptor I think it was a who's a who's this I'm God Genji oh good you
can kill him there's that eighth grade reading level we can do you kill him I
think we should on him up there's a guy again it's just one it's just one over
We're drinking or not, Peanut? We're drinking.
Get back here, little bugger!
Oh.
Well, again.
He got me, he got me.
It fooled me!
Dammit.
What the?
I'm at 48.9, Peter? What do you got?
I'm at...
48....
10.
So yeah, how am I catching up with you guys in my life?
Maybe next time, buddy.
Maybe next time.
Nobody grows.
Life's buggy later pal.
You see the water?
I think I still need to get prime.
You got a perfect guy at the Regency?
Yes.
So once we got that, we're good on the diet.
Now we just need to focus on the zones
and the patrol zones.
So what do you do with the patrol zones?
The patrol zones on the map icon look like the,
here look on the map and go west right now.
You see the two eyes, the queue, the sniffer.
Oh, we got to the sniffer, the sniffer.
On the sniffer, if you go left toward where I'm looking,
you see the two eyeballs?
You see the two eyeballs, yeah.
That's a patrol zone.
Yeah.
So all you have to do is visit,
I think two patrol zones and two migration zones
and then
the way we were we were in I was already in the lemon forest now we have to go
between those that we go on that rock and in between those bushes like the guy
yesterday remember right okay okay but we eat this
um well let me show you some places we need to get the organs right yeah you
don't work and pull them out I just want to kill something we just pick
What are you guys doing all the food I
Saw that buddy. I saw you walk off with that tongue
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Which is over here? Oh
Wait here
Wait, you're gonna do you?
That's one of us no, I think
Oregon
Okay, we gotta
That's a cannibal that's a cannibal thing. Oh, good. Yeah
What I just pulled out of them
Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah.
Well, I can hear you.
We need four patrols.
I can hear you.
You already did the MZ started a couple more PZ to be safe.
OK, who's that?
All right, Peter, keep your stamp at least.
Who's that guy over there?
Look at that.
uh where in the water oh he's one of those fires well yeah well those will stand
yeah above the three toes yeah my stamp is already below that okay keep it at least at 60
let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me rest up okay you should
the car and arm do you guys have to do your mutation let me do that wait i'm still not old
enough. I need to get a 3%. I'm at 50, I can be mine. I'm the objective or purpose of this game.
You are a dinosaur and then you kill other dinosaurs to become bigger. Which one do I want to do? And then you...
I think you... I think you kill yourself to get like another dinosaur. Oh gosh. But it's better.
He's better and then you kill yourself again, and then you kill yourself again, and then once you that you're the best dinosaur
Now I don't want you at that point, but I've never reached that point
What is this a nest right here for a simulator?
Oh, I got another mutation!
What do you do? Are you doing hematopathy?
No, gastro. They said to do gastro to the bottom.
I really need to get food.
Gastronomic regeneration.
Oh, you guy guy!
Oh, there's a chicken over there.
What?
I'm gonna go, I gotta save it up.
uh did you eat this bird they're saying eat this bird right here but that's isn't isn't this raw
i mean not a raw one i think no it just says flies it's not rotten it's it is rotten oh maybe it is
yeah it is all right
all right boys come on down yeah bring back to y'all bring back now
The kid is sort of a monkey over there or something
It's that one that can
What the fuck someone just ran at me and died
Right next to the lake where you guys are
Oh, you're not your next to us. Yeah
There's a chicken bottom up here. There's a chicken bottom up. I
Can't I don't think I can eat this guy
Is this a gourd?
Hey that is a gourd!
Is he, is he riding?
No, no, is that a gourd?
Oh!
Oh, I woke him right off of the gourd!
I needed food.
Is there any food by me?
He needs to save the entire thing.
I did not eat a single bite of that.
I didn't get anything.
I didn't even get a bite.
I didn't even get a bite either!
Oh, chicken on this!
Oh, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, big chicken, big chicken!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, get him, get him, get him!
Oh, get him, get him!
Look at the little one go!
Yeah, Genji, come here.
Genji, come back to the lake this, dude.
Look at the gasses!
Look at the little one go!
Okay, there we go.
Now we're eating chicken.
Is this you, Genji?
Yeah.
Oh, you cannot get organs from goats.
That's why it wasn't working. That's why I was just picking it up. Okay
That is something I did not know
Something out there in the forest
There he is again!
There's that chicken!
GUM!
Oh!
He wants to be you!
Kill that one! Kill that one!
Yeah, I'm going for him.
He's running away. He's running away. I'm coming back.
We need to dissect him.
Wait.
Don't take my chicken!
I'm not...
Bring it to the group.
Because there's a stegosaurus here, it's gonna fuck our shit.
That's the taxi killer.
I can't be on a dissect, I'm gonna bring it back to the group.
I think you just have to press G three times.
G three times?
Yeah, you press G three times on it.
Hold left and shake.
Oh, fuck on me boys!
Hold team, hold team!
My legs broke, my legs broke!
We're coming, we're coming.
What the hell was that?
I
Be boys coming on me coming on me coming on me
Go to the water peanut go to the water there's water to the water
Yeah, we got my legs broken
Something's coming across the water right in front of us. I don't know what the fuck that is a trap or something
Is that a croc?
Who is that dang it?
Say no coming if you not hide.
Oh my god!
Follow me quickly boys!
Hit the bush baby, hit the bush.
Alright boys, alright boys.
We're gonna see if we're good.
So, you have to spam E on a carcass to rip it open and then you're able to grab the
organs easier?
Or like specify maybe?
I don't know.
I think you have to, they say you have to hold it in your mouth and then hold down
E or no hold down left click and then shake yourself.
What do you mean?
You have to spam E to open the body or you can shake it hold left click and click shake
left and right.
Oh my gosh.
What?
Is he right here?
Oh.
See my legs.
Nice.
I got him.
I got something.
I don't know what it was a friend though.
down E and shit yourself you said that oh do a body
there's a little guy over here bottom left get into your mouth and hold left
click and shake your mouse yeah I tried that oh okay I'll try that
Let me see if I can if I can do it on this thing
You that's how I got hit by that hardheaded guy. There's no shit. They're trying to do that
I see it doesn't work take faster. Well, I'm just playing. Oh, I see I can do it
Oh, oh, yeah, I don't do it. Do you have a little body over there? We can do it with oh
Oh, I I made a bush I can't see nothing. Oh
Dude can these
What's your thing would you mean?
I gotta eat them look at the top of this place
I just got killed by one of us. I'm sick. I'm actually sick
I'm bleeding.
Let's go!
I'm just kidding, let's go!
Just kidding me.
Let's go!
You did it.
Peanut, I was telling you how to do this real quick.
My leg is still broken.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me go out, let me go out.
We're not seeing you in, Taxi, we're not seeing you in.
We're not seeing you.
Right here.
Here.
Okay.
So you take this body, you grab it, which is Taxi's body, you hold left click, hold right
click, and then go A and A and D. You hold left click and right click, you hold them
both.
Okay?
Is your leg broken?
Uh, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Oh yeah, my body's fractured.
That is true. Drunk was next to you.
Oh no!
AHH!
It wasn't me.
She's like broken.
Someone that looks like him.
I mean my head is broken.
I can't see any day.
Help us!
No!
We're getting fucking edge on it.
My head is quite literally broken.
It says it all to say.
We already knew that.
Guys, we need to chill out somewhere.
So, Tessie, did I kill you or did Junk kill you?
Someone killed me.
He wasn't near me. He wasn't near you guys.
He defied me.
Okay, well, I'm not brown, so...
Okay, it was definitely Junk then.
I don't have any stripes yet.
There's people right here.
Where was next to me and I'm sitting down over here not near you guys. Yeah, but drunk killed somebody at that exact second though
Where where where like only see these little people
Are you hiding this place
You are fucked.
I gotta hide this bush.
I can't do nothing.
Don't you die when you have a head fracture.
No.
Takes more than that.
No, your hole just gets to the other side.
You what?
Dude, can this bitch get off of me?
I'm bleeding again
I hope this noises I hear are friendly noises
Yeah, your whole screen is black yes
My head is broken.
So, I don't know about that.
I'm just hanging around hoping...
Your vision looks in real life?
It goes away if you lay down.
Yeah, I'm laying down right now.
I'm just hanging around.
I'm hoping a 15-minute nap can fix my broken head.
That would be great, that would be, that would be, that would be good, hopefully.
Um, if you got, if you could bring me, um, like a, a, a quick nibble to eat, I, I, I
appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I, I, Bugglers tell me that if you eat, you get, um, to heal yourself a little faster.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where's your head at?
I don't know.
I see it, I see it. Right here in front of you, I dropped a little snack right in front of you.
Okay, alright.
Maybe look to your right a little bit.
Right a little bit more.
My skin type is becoming significantly less black, and I don't know if I want to get up.
But it's right there beside you.
If I get up, I don't know if it'll like revert my...
My eating won't heal the fracture.
Okay, well, that's just too bad then.
I think okay all right yeah in the darkness oh my legs things that's just my
head if you don't eat these we're doing pretty good in the same for you
okay shaking the organs up
who you you haven't taught me how to do it yeah I was my head six my friend Moody
Yeah, I heard that an hour ago, buddy!
I don't know, we're just gonna get out by shaking.
I don't know. Wait, do you see me? Do you see me? I wanna see how I see.
Wait, my head's fixed. I need like two more minutes.
Wait, didn't you just see you?
Yeah.
There.
Shake the corpse, didn't you?
You grab ahold of the whole thing?
Left click, right click, wiggle your...
Oh, I can't. I'm not big enough.
Can I eat the... the corks?
Well...
Um...
What was that?
What is that?
I don't know... I don't know what it was.
I wouldn't... I wouldn't...
It might have been one of us.
Almost died.
The way I guessed the password first try.
Buddy, the password to my server is literally anything you type into the box.
It might have been one of us.
You can go back and type anything!
Don't need it.
What is that?
That's... you can eat that.
Let me try to see if I can grab it.
Here look.
We...
Oh I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
How you doing?
Oh, dude.
Let me try, let me try.
Grab it.
Left click, right click, mouse, left and right.
Wait, wait, wait, I need to grab them.
Yeah, grab them.
Wait, wait, wait, you want me to like left click and right click?
They hold the bull down
Right
They got him left click right click and then spend we go you must. Oh that's sweet
But it doesn't drop an organ every time you do it. There's four total organs, and I feel like sometimes if you have to keep doing it
But we do this guy who's this guy can't kill him
Ah
Oh, that's Chubby, that's Chubby.
That's exactly how Taxi died, because I was bringing him balls, like, oh, he's a slow guy.
Well, Chubby, we have to test if your organs will fall out when I shake you.
Get back here, Chubby.
All right, we got to spawn Taxi in.
He shot, didn't he?
it was fucking you the wrong it wasn't me oh bitch I apologize bro that's on me
that's on me that's on me that's that's that guy I died I didn't know who you
kill that chicken and shake his body
Patsy pinned on me come get it Patsy pinned on me. What is that?
Oh, wait, I'll get this guy
Yeah, not a bitch
Well, you know he's too quick
You fucking bitch
Wait, what happened to you? Look at you, it's a dumbass smile
Well then, back then
Back then I wasn't even thinking about it
Yeah, fuck, yeah, fucking bitch
Bro, I forgot you were so small, like I was a random stream sniper!
What's he doing?! what's he doing?!
He's getting sturdy! He's getting sturdy on me!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Bro, my back is broken...
Oh! Is that why my goggles look like a fucking car...
Oh, I fixed it.
Oh, he can't shake this one.
Oh, sheeeeaase!
Hahaha, hahaha...
Ugh!
He's putting the glooms on me!
You see this, bro?
Yeah, that's pretty cool, I got a fucking body around him.
He's putting the moves on me.
Oh, wait, there's a patchy.
Peanut, look across the river.
Where we were, where we were.
There's a dead patch over there.
Well, I like this guy better.
But that's the guy who broke their fucking head.
You just spinning him around and wee.
Wait, who moved my head?
Wait, where's your head?
The headbutting ram over there.
Let's chill on him.
No, he's dead already.
Look, he's dragging his dead body.
Oh, good.
Fuck that guy!
Should we swing him this guy?
Prezidu?
Prezidu!
My back is fucking fractured, so I gotta rust it.
Rogue, take a look at this guy!
He's cooking, he's cooking!
He's getting dirty.
Oh, shit.
The three of me!
Three of me time!
He's wrong.
Look at him.
Look at me.
Some fucking creep right now.
be a favor go get the ticket.
Give me some organs please.
Yeah!
Oh wait, I need that.
Oh he's still getting sturdy.
Yes, yes.
I'm seeing motion, I'm seeing motion.
I'm drinking, I'm drinking.
Are you still playing with the dead body?
Wait, did I just? I just needed a bone to get his ass.
What?
You spin my head right, right, right, right.
We can go down, we can go down, down.
There's little chicken guys here. We gotta get them.
He wants my, he wants my guy.
He wants my dance partner.
Oh, oh, you can sling him. We won't take this down. Oh
My fucking god, he's broken
All right, let's leave okay. I broke my problem my back so broken, but I'll figure it out later
Yeah, I think I can people are here. No love. What was that?
What am I now he's broken
We're back you're both you guys you can watch me this much is ready
I can't even see the body that you're talking about
Right now there's no body for me
Hey, my turn! My turn with him! My turn! My turn! Give me my turn! Yeah, that's right.
Yeah!
Peanut, if you want to stay alive, we have to leave is what drunk is saying because we
need to get food.
Um, wait one more time.
We are looking at all of that on food.
One more time, one more spin, one more spin.
Where'd he go?
He's gone!
Wait, is this salt water?
No, it's not.
We drink water?
Okay.
Wait, how long does it take for this fracture to heal?
What? Oh, like 10 minutes or something, like 5, 5, 10 minutes.
Oh, what's the second mutation I take?
We lost that guy.
Do you want to take gastronomic regeneration to the bottom section?
You've got to be somewhere in here.
Java find him, Java, I'll be fine.
Can I eat this little guy?
Can I eat this Java?
Yeah, man.
Alright, let's get some food, let's get some food, guys.
Let's get some food.
Hold on, I'm repairing my...
Oh, my backseal, okay, we're good.
Good, okay, good, good, good, good.
Okay.
Can I eat this?
She's a blue guy before we get a blue guy.
Oh, there's that chicken again!
One day we'll get that chicken.
Hi, peanut. This way.
Oh, I'm on the way.
Where'd you work, Alex?
We're finally going to get some snacks, and then we're doing Prime, and then we're going to be Alpha.
Oh, yeah.
Then we're going to fucking T-Rex.
You were massive.
I think I might be bigger than Java.
no he's on his third you know he's he's max size you know I I think I'm bigger
nice big it don't we have to do the prime thing before we hit 75 we already
kind of did it over there so now we're doing I think you've been to the same
areas that we were and so we just have to go to them right we're gonna double
back through some of them yeah we're gonna double back to some of the
strategy at Mach fuck you see that rug
the lap there's birds on the moon
who's the slow guy right here beside me oh it's killed this little one right
here kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
That could be Jinji. I don't know if that's Jinji or not.
No, I'm a drunk.
Okay.
Well, I think Jinji's bigger than that now.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I feel like we hit a sanctuary before 35%. I think we're good on that.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Actually, are you in the game or are you waiting to be spawned in?
I'm waiting to be spawned in. I'm not doing that again.
Okay.
Drunken, that's on... Okay, that's on... We need food first.
There's a chicken!
You just have to check it's back.
Where'd you get it?
I don't know where, I don't know where, I don't...
Did you hear your eyes?
I don't know, I'm lost drunk.
Junk probably knows where we're at though, so I'm assuming you're probably gonna be fun.
Yeah, mm-mm-mm-mm.
Where are you guys heading to?
We're going toward the feet icon for the northwest or south or southeast sir. Who's this little guy?
There's a chicken
got one
one chicken
okay it's not bad
did you kill a baby boss?
I could help myself
I regret it now I regret it
I'm evil
I'm an evil dinosaur
You were a little hungry, huh?
I was a little hungry.
He's just a little bit hungry.
He's just got a little hungry guy.
Yeah, I can't blame you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jabba's tail is like a mighty Sharpie.
That looks like some Tino.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, that wasn't Shabby.
Oh, they got, they got.
Okay, that wasn't Shabby.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
That wasn't Shabby.
They got it. They got it
All of the boys
I'm gonna die for don't find food. Yeah, we're pretty low my stomachs pretty low. He was given so people I
Oh, what the what the hell?
Did someone just bite you?
He's bit me.
What the hell?
Snap your neck, buddy.
I don't know what to tell him, I'm sorry about that, your ass.
Follow me, boys.
So the way he made the password and password, he thought no one would guess it.
Sir, you're the dumbass!
It's anything you type in the password box!
Anything works!
Is a galley behind us?
What's a galley?
We came in here!
A chest above!
Both for- oh look at this dumbass!
Do the dumbass!
Do!
I'm talking to you, bar boy!
Oh, chicken.
Password is anything which-
is anything which I oh yes I believe the password is anything like
following through
because we found food yet no we're gonna food add
there might be something in front of us is a bore up here
let's kill it we need some food! oh there's a deer over here
I found a deer
I got a deer on me
nope my butt keeps me bite dude
hold up man hold up where you going with that
where you going with that dude
Not even bad my stomach is goddamn on the brisk
We'll find something well find something will I die the minute my shit hits you follow me, too
This fucking getting close
I got a low stamp that's a piece brisk
Does he ever talk to chat no, whatever I look left and I'm talking to myself in a different area. Oh god stupid bitch for a snack
Is this the Delta Bridge?
This way heaps of AI?
Where's Chapia?
I don't know.
Over here.
So many day I
He had passed with a word yes, it will oh
Extremist rock what am I saying?
Go on your pig the chicken there's a chicken
I
Move your little chicken come on we listen dinosaurs down here
What's this dinosaur
Well, I guess I'm so in stamina. I'm just I got no stamina
You have below 60%
How do you think you're saving again wait what's the button
Oh, you press that to that like open your chat box and then you like take your medicine. Oh, that's why
Oh, yeah, I wasn't returning because I was below 60%
Oh, we got you got you. Yeah, if you're below 60% you can press Z and slow walk and gain it while you're slow walking
Or you can sand sell.
Wait, you have to slow walk to gain it?
If you're above 60 you can walk normal speed and gain it.
If you're below 60 you can sand sell or slow walk.
Oh, oh, she got you, she got you, okay.
There's a bunch of little peeks over here.
Thank you.
He's just slow as fuck. He did only two types of walk, isn't there?
You know, there's hella pigs over here if you want to eat.
I'm coming, I'm coming. We got some poragers
bringing us piggies.
I got them!
I got the chickens and they've been following us for half an hour.
Oh fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes!
We got a spawn taxi in right away or no?
But I guess we need drunk for that.
Drunk and drow would do it.
Oh it's fine, I'm chilling here in the corner.
Who's that little guy?
Who's that?
Well, take the mouse to disembowel, but he really is ungrossed.
I
Thought of you Q
Don't eat bones as an aloe
Who's that guy jumping over there you see that over there
This is a replay and that is a moron
That's a rapper is it I think it's a raptor I can't tell it might be us I can't tell if the claws are
or I don't I don't know no it's not it's a Nello wait munching muff yeah I'm just
to climb that one oh yeah good thing it
wait oh it's one of us he's forging and giving the pigs for us he's gonna bring
you a pig oh god yeah it's okay
See that the water down below us is really safe. We should drink it.
Do you think so? Do you think so?
Well, you watching this?
No, I'm maxed out. I'm good.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
All right. Well, I killed Mr. Chicken. I'm going to go ahead and go to bed.
I'm...
I'm fucking out of it. I'm out of it. I'm out of it right now. I'm losing my fucking mind. I
Didn't get my mcmuggins. I've had a headache for two and a half hours
I'm getting off. See I'm getting off. See. I'm gonna suffer us. This is it for me. This is it for me
I'm getting up really good today boys. We did go today. We did go today
That guy's taking to the bite of me
She had we just should we just we log out right here and then river back tomorrow
Oh yeah well you won't rip it back right here for the boss. Yeah.
Right I'm safe logging out. Swearing off that bird hits me. Can't see this last second.
Garbie, Garbie stop that thing's not gonna get close to me.
This guy in the front of me is fucking. What the hell is that? What the hell is that up there?
Good, good, you're doing the Lord's way, you're doing Dino Jesus his way, we got there.
What the hell?
Is it okay?
It sounds like there's a fucking war going on.
Beesh.
Look at that.
Fax, what are you doing?
Peace.
Good luck with that.
Taxi, what are you doing?
Good luck with that team.
I was waiting to get bread.
Hey, good luck out there.
Good luck out there with whatever that is.
See what you're getting bread.
No, it doesn't.
I'll breed you.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and head off.
Good play to you boys.
Have a good night.
Later.
All right boys, I'm getting up
Get down
All right boys, all right, we finally got the game figured out
I know the first couple hours of the stream were a little rough and the whole yes, he was pretty rough
Honestly tomorrow you've really not done any odd ways to me. I know a lot of you boys love on we might do
I don't watch them on Wednesday
Maybe we'll do it hard see my Thursday
Wednesday. Oh actually wait actually actually I have a couple things lined up this week.
I actually have a couple things lined up this week. We do well obviously you guys
right here don't love on but there's a lot of mongolians that do that aren't
here right now.
You gave this a yeah I've got I've got actually I've got a couple things
coming up this week I've got I've got two things one thing you're gonna make
fun of me for all right but I'm doing it because I like doing new things
and also I did one last time and it was pretty fun on Thursday I've got this
thing with Battlefield 6 with I think there's like officer and Genji I've
got who the people are it's like these custom games or whatever the shit it's
these custom games I think actually you guys do it up with me I think it's
like a zombie singing you guys all come play with me and then on Saturday
I before the stream so double stream on Saturday
The fortnight tournament I'm on Saturday. I'm in a fortnight tournament. You're doing fortnight
Tournaments
That's what we're doing. I think it's with it's Timmy and two other guys
Yes, yes, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, it's one of Courageous
Tournaments, I had fun last time, I'm doing it again, fuck you, yes I'll be cranking 90s,
I will be cranking 90s, getting that golden scar, chugging some chug jugs the whole
nine yards buddy, just you wait, just you wait, that's a double stream, I think we're
I'm doing it at like, 3PM on Saturday.
And then I'm hopping off and hopping on
for the regular stream.
Oh, mm, mm, uh, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
What server is this?
I'm the best at PVP in the game,
at least my mom says so.
That was like US7 or something, I don't remember.
It was something, it was something.
Yeah, Ninja V2, that's right, that's right.
All right, boys.
Peter's gonna floss me, exactly, exactly,
Exactly, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, you will be seeing motion.
You will be seeing motion on Saturday.
Don't you worry boys.
All right, I've got a massive headache
and I have to go to bed and get a burger.
Good night everybody.
Good night gang.
Good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night everybody.
I actually need to wait for tomorrow.
Wait, do we already decide what we're doing tomorrow?
What are we doing tomorrow again?
No, our creators is Thursday.
Wait, what do we do with Swarov?
You know, I just give you, everybody's out of town.
Hutch is out of town, Nick Murks is out of town,
Nate's out of town, Kosti's out of town.
The whole gang is just out of town.
We'll figure it out, we'll figure it out,
we'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.
But probably Thursday we're gonna do Ark
and then Friday we'll do something, something.
Maybe some, I even play with Mr. Hutch
and Mr. Nick Murks on Friday.
And then on Saturday we'll do the Double Stream
to fortnight and then we'll play with hunch
on that day as well.
I don't know who our third is that day.
We're doing something.
We'll be on something fun.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Good night, boys.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Have a good night now.
Good night everybody.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night boys.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night.
I died, good night, good night, good night everybody.
Good night everybody, good night now.
Good night everybody, good night now, gag.
Right stuff, right stuff, right stuff now,
right stuff now, right stuff now, right stuff now.
Good night, good night everybody, good night now.
Good night.
Good night, good night.
Good night, everybody, good night, now.
Good night!
I
I'm going to go take a massive poop and eat a burger!