you
you
you
I can't go in the new city
Fuckin' it
Fuckin' bitch, fuck me, cuz you're my claddie
But the things we know, I could keep
Bitch, I'm a bitch, now they know you're ready
I'm rich, girl
I'm a bitch, you said
Bitch, I'm a bitch, you made
Fuck that bitch, I'm rich, bitch
Tell me where you're from!
We are all screwed!
You are not supposed to get alone, you are aelf!
You are a part of a gang!
You are not supposed to get away from me or any of my friends!
You are a part of a gang!
You are not supposed to get away from me or any of my friends!
How are you, bug ladies, we've got this five many made one day, gentlemen.
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen, a beautiful day.
Oh yes, greetings boys, greetings boys, greetings gentlemen.
I have quite a number of positive news to give to you, gentlemen.
Quite a bit, quite a bit.
I'm not muted, I'm not lagging, I'm doing the announcements, fuck you.
And here they are.
Here they are, here are the announcements, here are the announcements.
Or today.
Listen closely, boys, I'm about to throw a lot at ya.
I'm about to throw a ton at ya, boys.
for today.
We are doing CS2.
I already have this many keys and cases for us to open.
Not only that, not only that,
I will, right now, without right now, in like five minutes,
I will be doing a five red trade up for a knife
Right before your eyes right before your eyes
That is right. That is right. It's bro. Hammer. No, I'm sure even started sipping yet. Thank you for reminding me concerned
That is only part one of the that is only part one part
That is only part one of the information to an only part one part two
Guess what we got mr. Cloak see to play a dinosaur game tomorrow. We are doing path of
Titans, with me, Hunch and Clogsy, boom! Bam! Boom! Bam! And part three! Part three! I met
two lovely people, a wife and husband, who have figured out a way for me, Clogsy,
Hunch and Mr. Drac to run Sea of Deaves! On Wednesday, gentlemen. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That is right boys. That is right. That is right boys. That is right
You're going to have an action while I don't have anything planned for
After that, I don't think but but at least Monday Tuesday Wednesday and we are packed up boys. We are packed up
That's right. That's right. Yes. I thought you guys might be excited to be here on that voice
Yes, yes, yes, I don't you worry Papa peanuts been cooking pop up peanuts been cooking gentlemen. Don't you worry?
YAR-YAR-MENTY!
Now let me get the crew one moment boys.
Well actually hold up.
Let me read a couple of super-insat real quick.
Mr. Henneth the Vissy says,
Mr. Peter, please play Crimson Desert.
I have a question boys.
I only saw like two minutes of a stream of that.
Is that Assassin's Creed?
Is that like a, is that like an assassin's Creed Valhalla?
Is that what that is or no?
No, it's not that it's not that is that game good. So we play that game crimson deserts. We play that
I haven't looked into it at all. So I don't know
I'm getting a lot of mixed reviews. He yes knows. Yes, it knows
We we will maybe we'll do a vote the discord make it easier. No, we'll pin that one
Oh, and that's paid that one, boys.
It's paid that one.
Mm-hmm, it's paid that one.
Get OniPixel, please.
Dude, I love OniPixel.
Let me tell you, that guy is so cool.
If I could play a game with that guy, that would be a dream.
I like that guy.
I like that guy.
Good morning, big man.
I hope your burgers were divine.
Get a gold tonight for me, Papa P.
I'm on it, Mr. Samgooie.
I'm on it, Mr. Samgooie.
Don't you worry.
Oh, Mr. Duster.
Oh, wait, oh, wait.
That was from, that was from Saturday.
My bad. Sorry, it can't...
It leaves them up there from the previous days as well.
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
Open the crap out of it!
Good man! Good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy.
Alright, let me get the gang. Let me get the gang.
Let's see what the gang is up to.
Okay, because I tried, like, if they were approaching, I could have walled that.
I have...
Yeah, I always care about us.
what game I will always have balls on it yeah yeah you're doing I've not ripped
the five red trade-up yet I'm waiting for the whole game to be how I want
everybody okay okay okay I track running back track running back track good
good good is this why is Mr. Hachi is he taking a poopy no he's he said he was
he's doing team deathmatch what he's happen right now they're doing team
deathmatch to warm up and I really know if it's gonna help him but I think
Yeah, that's what help no one that's that's malarkey. Oh
That's leave
Are we drinking tonight?
Yeah, let's say a lot of people have been recommending hell divers
I've never played held I was I played held I was once and although listen listen listen
I'm gonna say this feel I respect the game fully. I haven't had fun on the game
I would even be willing to play the game again, but I enjoy
PVP it's my bread and butter always has been always will be and it is a PvE game
No offense to it. No offense to it. I'm just telling you what I like. I'm just tell you what I like
Yeah, I know I agree I agree
But I'd be down to play a little bit sure. I don't care. I don't care honestly
I'm just kind of I'm I'm playing whatever the shit until I do all greatest mountain time. Yeah, I don't care
You haven't played arc at all right? I played once last week
I
think
Yeah, I'll probably play once or twice this week as well. It's a good game. I just I just know the new content
I can't be playing that every day
It's a little stale for me
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, actually, I was thinking I actually saw a comment on a YouTube video.
It said, maybe if you try going for like the trials and stuff like that,
it'll make it interesting. Maybe. No, no, you don't think so.
No, no, no.
Every, every once in a while, it's, and shooting hornets and everyone just,
and everyone just exploits trials anyway.
Well, it was like, no matter, no matter what you do, like when you get that,
when you get that, could I went for him for a bit?
Once you get up there to like really high rank, it's.
It's literally just everyone exploiting gotcha. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay, okay
I got out. Let me set my shade and then open it with a hell of touch. I'm trying to rip this five red trade-off without a touch
We by the way, should I do I
Got I've got I've got six reds to trade up well six words. I want to trade up
Okay, you got to make sure that they're not worth too much because all breads breads are worth some
Jeffseekers I googled them
Welcome back misdodge welcome back
Hello, I googled it. Okay. Now. This is this is so for those people that don't understand and hot so I want you to be here
When I do this
Those people that don't understand a five red trade-off is a massive deal. That's that's a lot of I either make a break
A bunch of money. I'm talking about
Each of these five reds are about a hundred and ten dollars each. So this is a five hundred and fifty dollar risk
Wait, what are you doing a five red trade-up a five red?
Well, that's the thing is I have six to trade up and I kind of want your input on which ones I should do
I've got four neon riders, right?
Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, so we finally have three neon riders. I had four out there, but it doesn't let me trade them up
There's one that I can't trade up for some reason
Um, okay, then I guess the decision is clear. I'm doing this
From us roll cage a k-47 neon revolution and three back to have the on riders
Can you go a way streamed? Yeah, I go for you sir
So I'm pretty sure because the neon riders are
The chroma I'm pretty sure the chroma case. This is chroma to
Gamma to and gamma to so anything we hit is fine
So yeah, you yeah, you'll either get a knife from the chrome or a knife from again
Yeah, so you know how to do you know how to do it the the hidden way like after you hit proceed you press
What is it the pull up the menu and then you can like drag it down to slow reveal it?
Oh, you're talking about you talking about the command
Prop yeah, we'll put the command and then you slow you slow reveal. Yeah, how do I open it?
How do I open the command is it till day? I think it's till day. I think you didn't able it
Let me let me look it up. Hold up the command. You should definitely do that especially for this big one
All right, so the max win. How do you do it here?
You know in settings. I don't see anything called command. I see commands
but
console console console yeah
Enable developer console
Yep
And this will show you my personal information right now now now you can open it up right now. It's just a game
Okay, I see okay, so then you like this. Yeah, you stretch it so big enough. Yeah, biggest screen. Okay got it
I got as big as a speed. Mm-hmm. Okay, so the max the max win is
You either have a Ruby or Sapphire or
You get an M9 emerald or a Corambit emerald. Yeah, so you're hoping for yeah, so so max win is like
like 10,000 bucks on a ruby or an emerald.
Yeah, yep, yep.
The big win that's more reasonable
is like a Karambit, whatever it's called,
like Doppler, whatever, and then,
but most likely we're gonna get fucking robbed
and get a shit piece of Karambit.
We want a Karambit or a butterfly knife.
Those are the two big payers.
By the way, I didn't buy these reds.
I traded them all up from all the case openings
we've ever done on this stream.
So this is all just, this is all, I'd punch these.
You, the worst possible thing.
Okay.
That we can get.
All right.
Is the, what's that big knife called, Cloaksy?
The gut knife.
No, not the gut knife, the other one.
The gut knife's terrible too.
The big ass one.
The bowie.
We don't wanna see a bowie.
We don't wanna see a bowie.
We don't wanna see a bowie.
Pulling it down whenever the screen opens. We'll start pulling it down first
We do not want to see a tip of a blade if we do GGs
We always we want you want me to pull the console down not up
Both you'll just shake it. I suppose they're good. No, but there's no bowing this one. Oh, there's no bowing this one
Okay, cool, but no good
Hey
I'm gonna try do it right now
Yeah, you can have the whole have the whole command screen like the whole screen and then right when you hit ready
and proceed then press the command button and it will cover everything.
Wait wait wait.
Got it.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
Here we go.
This is for all the marbles.
Uh.
Should I just switch it down more?
I think this is enough right here.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
Okay here we go.
M9 bay net gutter flip.
No gut no flip.
No gut no flip.
No gut no flip.
No gut no flip.
No gut no flip.
No flip. All right, here we go boys three neon riders one for mushroom cage and one AK-47 beyond revolution
I'm meeting a lot. I'm eating as well. Two
One
No
Oh
Oh
Is that that's is that good?
Did I win or no did I oh my goodness max loss? Oh my goodness there is no way
there is no way are you so serious I think you lost money wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait that's an MIM and MIM is are actually quite expensive I checked
the flow the flow okay let me like in where that was a $550
freedom it looks like feel tested let's see hold me wait wait wait wait wait wait
we could be we could be honest I'm in field tested oh my god
I'm not good.
Hold on, I'm checking, I'm checking, I'm checking.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, it's $373.
That was, yeah, that was eight.
That's lost.
That was $180 loss.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Wee!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I just got fucked!
I could have gotten something cool!
No, I didn't win, drag!
Shut up over there!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I was so excited, I ran back.
Oh fuck you.
Run back over.
Wherever you are.
Going back to my kitchen.
That's right.
Go back to your kitchen.
Well, well, well.
Yeah.
That's right go back to your kitchen.
Yeah, well, well.
Yeah, well.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
That will.
Well I'll just get a knife from this case right here so it's like no big deal.
On the way.
How'd they go?
Not great.
That's okay.
I
Lepin boys, I cannot believe that just happened. Oh my god
That dude that's that was neon riders going for a pop
110 there's about 110 those were all from triumphs. I didn't buy any of that
I was all for treatment. I remember when they were like three bucks
All of my reds are field tested. I don't even think I do it
Well, that's the biggest is most knives can only be factory new and a very small chance of being minimal wear
So if you get like a crambit, it doesn't matter if everything you have is battle scarred doesn't matter
We look at something. Let me see how much
How do I what's the easiest way to look up the prices because they can't right click it anymore?
So yeah, you just you just Google it at like I'm nine bayonet
Ultramilot and they click on CS go skins dot GD will be one of the top three links and it tells you right there on the left side
boom right there
Yeah, because you'll test boys we lost we lost we lost
We have been robbed we have been stabbed. It was a hundred bucks. $118. Perfect.
I can buy one more of these and send it. What if we play a game? Then you do that.
Down. Let's go. You got all night. I was using. Yeah, we do. I was using. I was using.
Yeah, I've been practicing. Me and Hunch played some off-off-stream. Last time you practiced it.
Yeah, I've been practicing once.
Yeah, we have.
Yeah, we are the best CS2 players this game has ever seen.
Yeah, true. We could just open up another one, like we already did, unlike Peanut.
Down three and a half Dylan and Dana's Super Jax.
Oh my god, I eat that drunk, painless pussy to come in here and give this to Super Jack.
Oh, mm, pain and to stop fighting for his kids and for this money.
That's right, that's right.
Stop fighting for custody.
Stop fighting for custody of his kids.
Yeah, we eat that, that, the odd rider.
The odd rider.
The odd rider.
The odd rider.
I'm letting this go out real quick
Wait, what's your line?
What? Was that English?
Yeah, I'm letting this go out real quick like I'm not accepting it
W-why?
W-why?
Because I felt inspired so now I gotta do Red Fred up
Well, okay, I'm buying another one too, then
Okay, alright, who's shooting my watch in? Who's shooting my watch in?
Watch his first, guys, I'll go buy mine
You-do you have to buy Red Fred right now?
Oh, here I come, here I come
Alright, here I come
Okay, okay
I see a red chain of poison. Yeah, I would double check to make sure none of the ones you have can give gloves
Because then you're gonna get really fucked. Oh
Chroma to
three chroma threes and a gamma two. Oh
Okay
Thank God your screen covers the fifth red. Oh, he did it. He did it. Oh wait. Don't don't do yet
I'm great. He's got the command screen
All right, give me a second.
I'm going to beat up, I'm going to beat up.
Okay.
He didn't.
Oh, wait.
Don't do it yet.
I'm coming.
Wait, he's got two machines, got two machines.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Okay, sis.
Yeah, I'm meeting up.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
You still have the duct tape on the screen.
Oh, oh.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
God!
That's insane! Is it not?
Yes!
Oh my god!
Dude, I thought there was a Sapphire for a second. That was nutty!
No way! No way!
Yo, I gotta Google that. I gotta Google that.
Bang!
How much is that?
Bang!
Who is this?
I gotta Google that. I gotta do that right now.
Yes!
That is insane! That is insane!
That is insane!
Oh my god!
Talked myself out of it, but nice
That is wait wait wait what phase is it how do you know what phase it is?
You just got to memorize it. Oh arrows in it. Wait. Is it phase one?
That's for phase four. I know a great
From the colors there's no $1,200. Oh my god
Why didn't I give it to us why didn't why didn't the game
game that is so bullshit yeah yeah yeah I got a knife I can give you fuck you keep
your knives I don't want you I don't want you your hexes your trash all right
hot you do know we went we were the game no we were one we were one I already
opened up one some of us open it up the old-fashioned way unlike others
Wait, wait, what was you just doing cases?
Yeah, okay. Let's get to a trade-ups now if I can get a goal through a trade-up. I'll do it
Red, okay. I'm gonna do some I'm gonna do some lucky cases big game lucky cases big game
We get that gold boys we're getting we're getting a gold
We're do mean the Bungalow's let me tell you we are do we are do
No doubt my mind you're getting another gold tonight. What are you gonna play? I
Want to play down with anywhere. I'm down with that. Yeah, no one knowing for no overpass. No does kill no anubis
I do which is great. What are you talking about? You like it?
I can't switch. It's not let me switch. It's not let me switch
I'm sorry
I only did you not switch because you could switch close. He joined at the last second as well
This is bullshit fuck both of you
Do the best first knife I ever unboxed right there really yeah, and then I put it on one of those jackpot sites and lost
I use five field tested trade-ups and I got a topler which instantly is factory new
Stoppers can't be field testing
He's a suit. Oh, I'm so happy for you. I'm happy for you. Oh my god, like wait you got you got one
It's okay. I'm gonna have like
Just look that one bolted out of Trek's ass, but you got
Pretty cool. It is pretty cool. Okay
That means it's been loved a bit more. Okay, looks like you took it from a homeless off the streets of california
You know how many fint deals this knife has been through
All right. All right 20 at 20 and 21 k by the way
what's going on shit we're going to get our shit stopped it now now we're
good I just I've been actually crackin I'm
I'm feeling like shit hold up wait for me boys wait for me I'm coming I'm going
It's probably going to be bad.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
I'm thinking 10.
Oh good work team!
How does everybody have one kill except for me and we won? There's five people in the other team.
How's there four kills in our team but five deaths?
One's disconnected.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh
If you didn't disconnect I would have got that kill and I would have also had one kill the teams and why yeah
I don't know about that
It's basic math, buddy. It's nice. It's math
Nice check. Oh that check. Oh
Still out of my fade factory new. Oh
Wait, that's the one that looks like a toothpick, right?
I mean you could use it to to get maybe a piece of corn out of your teeth, but it's also good for other stuff
opening envelopes, um, letters, letters, getting something, getting a ring out of your, your,
your kitchen drain, um, stuff, stuff like that. So yeah, I'll be grabbing that, give
It's made man. It's a cat. They have it. That's what you watch. They know they have it. Yep
I'm pushing cab and get this bomb back and bring it back for the boys. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. There's no way
That is cost us. I'm so open up. I'm so open up
That was a warm up. Let that guy up a little warning. Oh my god. I was caught a little warning
That to me a certified warning situation, okay certified warning situation
God up and it you clutches all over the case and not give you what's inside. Oh my god
Damn it
We're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going.
Shit.
We have a beast on, but I don't think it's guy pushing me.
I don't know any smokes.
I don't know any smokes either.
I'm back head rushing B.
That's the plan.
Yeah, I'm right.
Fucking it boys.
Fucking it.
Fuck it.
They're gonna be bought by the way.
Oh my!
Oh!
Oh
They're gonna work the we push out this time we got the side we couldn't decide. Yeah, yeah
What is up? Oh
Me die because the last one right here. I mean what are the last ones? Oh
I'll push it
I'm out of ammo one more there
How do you know if that's a sapphire dog?
There's a little black mark at the top there is he sure yeah putting yeah, yeah, that's just not dog blue
No, no, it's like it's like I was just like yeah, you'll know the difference when you say it
Yeah, yeah, gotcha. It's close. I
Got you
What a log
There's no way that guy springs up and instantly head to use you for spring by the way
That's what the team leader does that is what the leader does
All right, where we go this time boys, this is so weird
10k and two of them at 20k. Oh, yeah, that is true. Why is that guy literally a double the other guy?
I think that probably means that one of us is 10k
Oh my god, I'm getting double native. I made help. Oh, I still got one nice
Ah, two savvy boys!
I dig my bod!
We die Peter, we have a rifle open up the cave!
Augh!
I concur, I concur Doctor!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
GO!
Dammit!
Ah, sheesh.
I
Be me couldn't be me not be me. I personally thought that sort of thing happened
Hey, don't go.
Do not let's go, team!
Okay, what are these Xbox friend crimes? What the hell?
Can you see that?
Okay, well I gotta figure out how to turn it on.
Damn it.
Hold up.
Let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it.
Let's watch it, let's watch it.
Ah, never mind, sorry.
Hold up, let's turn it on.
You be saying guys give me a second
One moment boys wait Windows Z
Well, how do you do that? I
Setting stir-fishing this one damn it
I will flash
Oh, there we go. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I see it. I see it. Are you buying?
God, okay. Yeah, I think we're the only force
I got an AK.
Oh good.
Kill site.
Oh yes, I got two stuff.
He's pushing me tunnels.
Behind you guys.
Oh yeah, one tunnels, one tunnels.
Nice.
One window.
What?
Oh yeah, Bob.
What the hell was that?
I shot him right in the face.
Oh yeah, Bob.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that I shot right the face
Was but gorgie
Through just walk for free
I
See that's not how you do it clumsy. I'm so
Yeah, that's how you do it. I do it, huh? I is that how you would have done it or no
Calculating the numbers here. Yeah, go ahead
Yes!
Challenge him to a samurai fight.
I won.
Yeah.
Listen guys, there's a left hand P to a right hand.
I can't do anything.
Oh shit, what?
Is that a thing of this game?
No.
Oh, that guy's up here too good.
Yo, I can see.
Oh my god!
Retreat!
bro how high yeah let's just dump two mollies and three grenades up the start of
the fucking round I'm seeking up cat
I have a I have a we're gonna be long you're gonna be long
What was he doing there?
Can you try to live on that?
I
Got a shoe with the head
There's such a nice night. Oh my goodness. I'm so jealous. I am so jealous. Why couldn't we get that out of our trade up?
Don't you worry, Mr.
Don't you worry, I'm aware of my
life as well.
Yeah, I would have done it.
That's how you would have done it.
Of the 10 K.
No, I would have done it.
I would have done it either.
That would be 10 K.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Yeah, when does the my bad dragon collab drop?
It's speaking of which where's you guys's drinks?
Yeah, we're saying the same thing closely. What do you think? Yeah? Yeah?
It's having it absolutely bled
in on a monday
cheers to going up
on a monday
got your doppler and not playing that in heapsuzy
what the
okay i'm being assaulted
we were not here
You do that
They just threw four four Molly
Yeah, this is the one round. They didn't throw a singular made down long as well
Take that smoke
I don't push out
me
smokes
let me go
they're holding
nice
he's long
what if
there's another one in the B
yeah
yeah
dude
no
okay
Are you bait me and
Yeah, I heard very late me there for a second stop for the muck. Oh, I understand which goes I understand
I said join with your food. I said
I'm $50 short of an AK
Guys guys suck on the tech line armor be rush
Walk it in walking it. I'm a P 20. Oh my gosh
I'm telling you watch this. I'm out of eight. Have they ever mullied?
Yeah, and then they just push up cat for the first time
I'm sorry.
This is openable down still.
Yeah, Bumpy.
Don't be Bumpy.
Watch your bunch. Watch you go.
Oh my.
You got any bush?
What?
That's so unfortunate.
I thought you got him.
What kind of guy is that?
He's that guy who believes in me.
Is this a sack?
I
Wait, I'm one
Dead guys, I'm dead
Yeah, that's not how I would have done it that's not how I would have done it no
All right, I'm gonna drop you flashes
Why is close to the last one line every time? Oh, yeah, no, that's why I'm less like
I'm gonna go first. I'm dropping you splashes here. Okay. That's not going to get over
Yeah, sorry over two cage open. Yeah, quick open. I got scared
Row four over I can't think
Oh my god my spray it looks like Helen Keller one CT a shot
What?
What?
What?
There's actually no way that second shot didn't hit.
It's fucking nuts.
Do you want to take a picture?
I got a picture.
I got a picture of him.
Okay, that will work.
I think we do the same thing again.
Do you want to take a picture?
I got a picture of him.
Yeah, I wish our teammates would play it for fucking long, not here.
What does this play do for anybody?
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Don't worry boys, we're still at 6-4.
Dust2 is a CT-sized map!
I think so far, I don't know.
I don't know, I didn't say that whenever we're losing.
It could be! You never know!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What could it be? 6-4, 6-4.
He's excited now.
Not true, pal. Not true.
Okay, you miss that?
Dropped another one, right here.
Out of two, flashing now.
Flashing again.
One more flash.
One more flash.
I'm out, one to pit, pit, pit, pit, pit.
One to pit right now.
I can't really cross, I'm smoked.
Stinging.
Stinging.
Flash.
I'm lucky.
I'm at 30, you can bait.
I'm gonna start rushing B more.
Jesus fucking.
I'm gonna drop bomb, I'm gonna drop bomb, I'm gonna go first, I'm gonna go first.
Yeah, I'll play bomb.
Flash.
Oh my.
Okay.
Oh my.
Okay
That's what that's what
You might be saving he's gonna come
cat
no he's not saving but he's not saving he's way away from cat he's gonna come
cat
he's outside double doors we just saw one cat
hello yeah i know but i've watched it's effective like i've done with the
truth and you're fighting him double though
well i got him i got him i'm coming up behind him it's nice
got him who are you guys
thank you thank you thank you thank you sir thank you sir
Fuck yeah.
Quick ace up, quick ace up, we've got to shut that round.
You deserve it.
Thank you.
Thank you sir.
I love you guys.
I love you, man.
I love you guys.
I love you, man.
I think we act like we've got to say anything again, but then we take cat.
We all want to be...
I think I have to take cat.
You got this, no?
Come on, James!
That's it.
Nice.
One push up wrong.
I'm one cat, I'm one cat!
Yeah.
Hold that.
Just keep holding it, bro.
I'm one, I'm one!
Nice work, nice work!
One's long.
Where's the ramp?!
2A1B.
You pretty good at that one, you pretty good.
You pretty good.
Yep, one's on ramp.
One's on ramp.
One's under CT, one's on ramp.
I got all you tail just clear it
I'll flash you in, flash one, flash two, very nice, I'm playing back
I
That's nice
That was nice boys. That was nice. I how only we're only down
We're fine boys
Where do y'all want to play help Phil
Oh, I switched to the silent pistol. What you guys use? Yeah, I like
Okay, I could play anything I'll do be I'll do be
And he's be let's see where these guys want to go
No, there's something on my desk is pissing me off
Actually the worst
I'm trying to find CS, they're coming back up
The cat
We come to A
Nothing dude
What is this hole from Hittress?
They don't care, they pushed up mid
I got Molly in the direct hands
They're gonna be coming up cat
They can't, they can't
I don't know
Oh my god
There's a whole reason of one cat
Yep
Could they go mid?
Molly hit me in the fucking head
They're smoking
Yes, they can go mid
They smoked CT, it might be, it's mid to me
I'm with the hell no oh
I found that bomb
Derby Derby
Yeah, I think that boys
I think it up boys
It's a Chris guy. I'm not I mean this with all love
I mean jumped off that fucking peanut bus before we started playing this game
I mean brother. He's standing in the middle of long hold an angle just crouch
I'm not warmed up yet. Okay
Okay, hold this, bro, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, all right.
I'm expecting you to have it, I'll have it boys, I'll have it, never know when it's
gonna happen but it will happen, I'll be careful out there, I'll be careful, I'll
He's the Icarus guy.
Right, Sam.
I'm playing on site.
Don't talk to me.
I might kill Icarus this round.
Yeah, I'm going to be after a little bit of a quick room and two games, quick open.
And I'm scared
Yeah, it's good. Oh, no, that's no that's not good. That's about two dollars right there
Okay, but it's a trade up look at it as a trade up. Oh, yeah
Yeah, only about 900 more of those I give myself nine. They're trying to go. They're trying to go
Push up Kat
about you got no hope for me of course bro perfect you tell again
oh my god you're insane oh my god you're insane
Go the AKs, go the AKs!
Come on!
This is a poop iron!
Fire!
We're doing pretty good!
For somebody.
What do you say?
What's going on?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm just making a fight with you!
the hell now you know why I hate them fuck that guy long all along all along
yes yes take exactly my hold fucking awesome you take my hole as well a
little piece of shit smoke smoke smoke me up fucking guys with the hell
I
Boys I just hit a perfect headshot through the smoke that round
Nickerous you can have this AK right here, okay chief
You have to call orange fat
I
Didn't mean it man. It was the terms of condition he mentioned he mentioned
Don't pick it. I can flash. Let me know in the flash purple
Oh
Oh
Nice.
One's right side, close car.
Ikaris, play him!
Hey!
Not to kill you, bud.
Don't compliment him.
Ikaris!
Born says that that was a great play,
and that he's loved you.
Oh yeah!
Thank you for the forgiveness I didn't do it.
Ikaris, drop me an op,
things will be forgotten okay all right Icarus is in the back guys oh that's
what I've been trying to tell you so that's how we called you bad I don't
I'm almost dead upper tons
They all had to do that. They killed us. He did it. He did it. Go, go, go, go, go.
Alrighty. B, if you buy it up, I want you to, uh, to announce my name is burp. My name
I'm buying it up
No, I don't know we don't have time we don't have time. I'm not buying it up. I was just doing it. It was a test run
Okay, that's nine to nine. This is neck and neck
I can't one-deed me the jump. Yeah, he's one-deed me like six times this game
He's won me
Oh my
There, how are they out cat? What the fuck?
He's about mid, he's about mid
OHHHHH!
He's taking B, nice!
That guy just killed the C-Bade, I got him one shot
On site, 20, at mid
Nice!
Full mid, full mid, full mid!
Man, he had a check, that's so shitty
I'm sorry, big boys
The busy guys are a blast
One fellow came down mid
Yeah, well we lost
Yep
All right, we know nine to ten. It's time to watch a bit
We're so okay. We're so okay
All right people like you so much
You're gonna hold mid, right? You're holding mid, so...
Uh, no. I am out of money.
Okay.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I scout and hold mid.
Okay, I've never killed anyone with the scout, I think I have him.
You're just trying to hit him at least once. Please tell me if you're smoked off.
Gotcha. I did! I told you last round, you fucker!
Yell at me. Yell at me.
Okay, I'll yell at you. I'll yell at you.
Do a smoke!
Like you found a bobcat.
We got him.
Fire in the hole!
They smoked man! They smoked man! HOT! HOT!
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt. Thank you.
He touched, he touched, he touched, I'm watching him.
How do you lose that?
Gible Cat, no more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, pushing Cat.
I'll be coming along as well
Yes!
They spoke with HUD!
Sure.
Great comms.
How you going to be? How you hearing a gun?
B, B, B, B, B, B!
Yep.
Oh my!
I'm crashing this.
Oh!
Nice flash, nice flash!
Oh I hit one!
Oh my!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I'm once again asking for both.
Oh, flick.
You see that?
He got it.
What's new?
Heaven.
I'll take...
Let me get AK.
Bam.
10-10.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
top mid
go to the box, get in the box
wait, did the last dude across?
long one's on site
what the president's car
is a 1 millimeter window and I saw it like 8 times
the fuck is that
Okay, that guy turned it into Helen Keller there. I don't know what that was
If you can grab a cake grab a cake
The moves are a case that's on a cake that's an a
Talk to me chief
No
Fuckers I could drop you up to jump you up here. I
I didn't want to drop it, I just wanted to steal the AK.
Okay, well.
I didn't know they were XQing A.
I got dumb and dumber over here, I can't lie to you.
I think it should be a FACB, by the way.
I have five right now.
They're clear.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Two more.
One, two, three.
My brother, why are you holding the same angle as me?
You're taking a right now.
I'm coming in the beer.
Two more already up.
Oh my god man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Two versus two.
You got your teammate pushing long right now.
Bomb has been planted.
Fire in the hole.
One more back side.
Pass and boost tag.
He's hurt a little bit.
I did my part.
When this I suck you
Oh
Give me some of the stuff you must of me
Now that's how I would have done it
I'm sorry you would have done it
That's how I would have done it
That's how I would have done it
Oh, that's how I would have done it
That's how I would have done it
I'm at 8K
I'm Peter and I'm buying an operator
This is a small Willie I repeat small Willie I read you lot and clear over
This is massive cock
I have an app.
This is what we made?
Punch?
Oh, I see what you're talking about.
Oh my!
I need to go and touch it.
All right, well, I know where you to stop it, so.
Flashbang.
Flashbang.
I still want to push me, Carol.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I know where you go
I
Sorry boss, it's not even you bro. It's
Wait
First game of the night. Easy. Too easy.
When do we get the ball down? I don't know. Oh, I'm gonna break the number match.
Okay, perfect. We'll know how good we are in one more match.
Great game, boys. That was a good game.
I think that calls for one win, five cases.
Five cases, I agree. One win, five cases. That sounds fan of me.
Are you doing chroma twos, game of twos, or game of cases?
Here we go, game of two.
I said, game of two for five.
She was a choice monster, wasn't it?
Okay, fine.
I'll open a key, chat.
All right, let me do it.
You open it, besides ready?
Opening right now.
Three, two, one, now.
I got scared.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one, now.
I got a purple.
Condurgill laces was that one two dollars maybe forty five cents
He's cooking yeah three two one now
He's not going good for me chief three two one now
Oh, you did not give me teeth
Five more. Well wait that was only four. You know one more. You're right. Yep. You're right. Three five more two one
Come on big money
Where the hell
I'm more that was only our fourth one agreed
We do it now
Okay, all right jokes over guys guys jokes over. All right. Well, I'll be wise. Well, our fifth one
Well, we do open our fifth one. Oh, yeah, I forgot my bad
Ready three two one now
Okay, well at least we have the fifth one to look forward to exactly
3, 2, 1, now!
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
So the fourth one is always bad, that's what we say, but the fifth one...
Uh, yeah, the fourth one never goes good, the fifth one's the best.
You're coming up, coming up!
Rev up those friars!
You do it now!
Uh, all right, I guess we're just gonna open our fifth one and get the game.
3, 2, 1, now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh my goodness.
Well, the fourth was the blue.
I guess we'll see what the fifth one is here in a second.
3, 2, 1, now!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, I saw a red, I saw a red!
Oh, I got a purple stat dragon!
Oh, ejector!
Still tested.
Ah, dude's heavy, boy!
Ah, dude's heavy!
Are we opening our fifth one or are we getting in the game?
We're getting in the game, we're getting in the game.
Okay, okay.
I'm climbing the ending weapon.
You're here, you're here.
Sorry, I got so excited it kicked me out of the party.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Is this my first case?
Why am I about to get five blues?
Oh! Oh, Mr. Feely's my one-fitting-some-one-good-span-good-out-of-fine!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you my boy. Thank you, my boy.
And mr. Papa
Exchange those for red and then I can we waste ten pigs for red
I want to die. I don't want to die. It's only I don't want to die
I
It's only five it's five reds for a goal, but everything else is tan
I gotta why need sad Monday rip doing it for more
Her pink shiny for more pinks. Oh
Yeah, for one pinks. We have six of six
I think even if I did give him to you, you wouldn't be able to change him up for seven
days.
Oh.
I think it's like a lock on him, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why are you not in a game?
What's happening to me?
I am.
Oh, it was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
die get risen and then die again it became with all love respond I need to
respond this is in game no I mean die oh in game in game wait I can I can trade
up 10 pink stat tracks oh wait oh I oh is a stat track work I spent all of them
Oh my god, I want to die. I spit all over my camera
It's just I mean the standstill boys. I gotta clean you up
When that work, yeah, hold up hold up clean you up
We clean up. I just got rid of a bunch of pink so probably where you go boys. Hey guys in red early boys looking burly
What do you say nothing I'm that's bad over here
We're not doing does to again
Any mother-to-be yeah, we're voting that off right off right off the rim
I see I want to place him a new best new business great or new
I like to new class night. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, we got a bad mirage because it looks like they absolutely destroy a mirage
yep
Wait, how do you oh?
Yeah, I see that over past the mirage instant bands. Yeah
Yeah, instant bands, instant bands, animal band.
Oh, it's a band ancient, and then bam,
we get Nuke or Nubis.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, agreed.
Perfect.
That's great news.
The box, the key, the box is doing this.
Who should we see?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You have similarly,
chivalry poop, medieval PDFs with 60 v. 60 BPs.
You can run your own custom server.
There's also a genuinely hilarious game,
Pete Cotten, I promise to keep on catching
better at Godspeed.
Thank you vision decade
Yeah, I I have heard of that, but I heard that they took out proximity chat
From chivalry one which kind of kills the whole game for me
If there's no punch that I don't I don't really care. You know me
That's kind of what made the game that's kind of what made the game for me
My reorder food
Where's Rack?
Oh, I think he is still playing regular games to press.
I don't know if you heard me, but I googled it, it really takes five weeks to get to premiere.
What I've seen.
What?
Really, it takes five weeks.
Why are we on this map?
Oh, because it's the best.
What are we doing to that?
Pretty good, how much yourself can share?
Oh, don't say that, I'm gonna.
Oh, fuck, oh fuck.
Wow, sorry.
You know what happens?
Oh, I'm so close already, I'm sorry.
That's okay, we all make mistakes in the heat of battle.
Let's go, let's go!
I'll be cool.
I'll be, boy.
There's definitely some geek going on, I'll tell you that much, but...
What the fuck is this guy saying?
I enjoyed it.
I get nutted.
Ah, good.
The team is locked in.
I'll be alright.
I need to go ahead, I need to do what I need.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Coming behind them?
Ah, coming in the rear.
I'm coming in the rear.
Guy's sitting in mid, pointing for rotates.
Ah!
You're by yourself, good luck.
Okay.
Damn it.
Oh, that's better.
Oh, my God.
you got this easy one before oh oh oh oh it was over school it was starting to
cool it for like yeah seconds and then and then it was yeah yeah true hi we'll be
ripping a case out of solidarity for cookies hilarious and tips and I've been
Alright, enough funny business where's my gold at? I've got a little bit of cases
Ah shit, we should just stack a site or run at something. I agree. I'm following
Be be be be be
Mr. Anonymous
Water water water
Water water
Water men? Or men?
Men
Men
Shit
I'm blown man
blow me
I heard I thought they jumped down I thought they jumped down in the water so I said water but they were just
sprinting across mid, how is someone watching mid?
Dude, I watched mid last round, but I'm-
Yeah, but I'm like, oh my god, I'm like, there's no way you're in mid.
Okay, I was like, there's no way they're in mid, we have someone mid, Shirley!
Yeah, what is-
I'm going mid, don't call me Shirley.
What is a fucking treadmill you should be asking?
I'm gonna hit that bridge.
MOTHER!
I'm coming mid, I'm coming mid.
I
Nice
Can the push we still did pretty good we still did pretty good
Of course
Of course he does you saw what?
I was scared. I was robbed. What? Me too. I was robbed live on the street. I'm running
I'll go over and no kid
This is our founding fathers intended
I'm going in for no head armor perfect thinking boy, that's really bad because you get a cage
Saving here. I fucking believe in him
Every time with that guy, every time!
Little kid's watching.
There's your dad's mother play of death in place.
You're my son.
We'll grab another Topo Chico Seltzer, hold the door.
I'm repeating the case, but I'm not taking it until I get back.
Disappearing.
I'll be right back, I'm getting a Topo Chico Seltzer!
I'm in the wrong zone!
Oh, that's a nice one.
I
So right
He's on pillars
What a nice thing to come back to can't enjoy to come back to
hold it nice
the word guys
get on the terrorists with easy peasy language
you should put the silly
alright two and two without doing too shabby
I'm feeling quite whimsical. I got one kill so far
get them out fifth
get them out fifth
definitely hit one hard
ya so be
oh you pee don't hold too aggressive
good much, good much
don't be too aggressive kind
Deploying flashbang.
Dealo peep.
Okay, what? What?
Is it? Is it?
The whole box.
I know I missed you jackass.
You see him water
One of these guys has the reflexes of an F1 driver, I would be very good
I appreciate that big dog. Thank you, man. What's your warrant it for a for a for a for
Yeah fuck off.
Oh, it's not too new, honey.
I'm assuming you want it.
It's anything.
I'm sorry, I was muted and shit.
Rob...
Oh!
He's labeled in?
Oh my god.
Peter! Peter!
What?!
Don't stand next to me!
Am I not cool enough for you?
Am I not cool enough to stand next to you?
And your body is presenting me from shooting them!
Fuck you!
Alright, who's got my op?
Oh my god. Never mind if I go there.
I can buy you a shot.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair!
I will promptly be using it to shoot green in the head
immediately upon the start of the shoot.
Die!
What are you doing?
I can't wait to wait in 10 minutes time to out of the house by watching peanut over cases.
Got this P, come on.
Oh, they're fucking dead.
They're here, mate.
Oh, heaven.
I'm in smoke.
Yeah, there's one more.
Oh.
I
Know that I need fading that I'm playing that I'm going back to me going back to me
Nevermind
Oh my god, good word tables, I do shabby boys. I do shabby
Oh, she was in the jack-in-the-box Philly cheese. They don't say commercial and he's been lying about it check it out
First off, thank you mr. Quantum. I'm like, I will be asking about
Lucy I have a question I have a question but you in a jack-in-the-box Philly
Oh my god everybody run!
Made made.
Oh good work team.
Why does everybody tell me that you're in the jack of the box Billy?
I'm not.
It's literally an AI thing.
AI.
They put me in a jacket but it's not me.
I
Will be doing further investigation of that I
Perfect thank you sir. Thank you sir
Of course you're afraid to engage
no one nice okay all right oh all right
you have no one on a okay all right I think they're there I think they're
gonna cook it over here boys
It could be behind us right now
Yeah
Every single time oh, yeah, I'm waiting down. I'm whipping out my big fat meaty weed and I have laid it on their face
I'm telling you I've got mid lock down
How do I change teams?
Yeah, you change teams
Yeah, how do I go mid on the other team?
Oh shit, oh shit!
Hahahahaha!
Shhh!
Fuck it boys, fuck it!
Here we go!
God, I'm so ugly!
Where's that flash? I lost to a Galeel!
Right, I can't...
Keep outside B.
It's much much boys
Nice
It's your gas in this is an easy way boys
I've got a lot just made out of this fedora
You whip it out whip it out on him yeah, I've moved out. I've got over 16,000 speckled ears. Do we need anything?
All good, bro
You got kind of
I've got him. I'm shooting.
Oh my.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
Oh, it's a more pushing you B.
Are you winning son?
I
Men broken
I think yeah one quick case one quick case what quick in the broken hearts and promises
Which is not great, but that's so pretty
I'm gonna use the bomb.
Nice!
Oh.
Good clutch!
That guy's pretty good.
Did you see that guy through the box?
Yeah, he did.
That's nice. That's nice.
Welcome to the guy with $16,000.
What kind of Lamborghini are you gonna buy with me, Bobby?
So what I'll do is I'll be taking a horse-driven chariot over to the enemy spawn,
We've got my nine Ups and letting them have it!
I'll be blind. I'll be gentlemen.
Wait, that's the G1?
Haha!
Here we go.
They're holding you up.
I've got a fucking laser.
Oh, no, Connor says free health guys trolling my shit
Oh, I need to watch we have to go
What how do you know I'm gonna come is your fortune teller
I want you to know that Peter walked in front of me so out of anger I dropped off of a window
It got instantly destroyed.
Ah, 11.
Got a watch out for that.
Big case opening.
Solidarity for Mr. Hunt.
It is a great decision.
Agreed.
Stop it.
The game's in for 500.
I'm telling you, who were they out of nowhere?
These guys have been incredible to me.
Happy for you.
Why do I feel like I'm alive?
Oh, one right there.
Got him, got him.
Yeah, bomb, blow.
Plant the bomb on site B now.
Bomb planted.
Is he repositioning in the back left corner?
Yep, open a case.
Open a case?
Good thinking, good thinking.
Hahaha.
Well, the largest like step of the operation.
Two.
And...
...up and scan.
Hahaha.
Well, three blues.
Hey, this is what we're gonna do.
Oh, yeah.
There's no way we don't get a gold tonight.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah.
This is ridiculous.
Hey, great.
I've already got one.
Oh yeah, true.
He did get one.
Yeah, that's what he took all I want.
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that guys. Yeah, I'll go first. Should we keep on and run it down mid?
Got him a lot easier when he's you showing out
Okay, I lost.
I killed you, I killed you.
That happened.
We case it's all dirty for Koji.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For the loss that week.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
And I'm just getting.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, shit.
Man, 11 boys.
We lost because we lost close to you and we really want to get over it I dried
Don't worry, I'm gonna go right here
I
Watch you watch your master at work watching
He is behind site B a a a site a
But I'm planted going to the back. He's looking at a hole now. He's looking at a pole
No, he's looking at a guy!
And he got him!
Touchdown!
Good work!
Oh, good work!
Alright, stack track P.
Okay, I'll take it.
I'm too jabby, God, too jabby.
Straight up.
Wait, P, before the round?
And I'm a stamp.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Oh, oh, oh, excuse me, sir.
Ah, excuse me, sir.
Apologies, monster.
I didn't mean to get you away.
Are you fucking joking?
Are you two percent of hate?
Yeah, two percent.
They got my AK.
OK.
Guys, I'm still on my own, bruh.
You're still on your feet, still on your feet.
We're still, we're still getting the ball on.
I'm still getting the ball rolling boys getting things hot wrap it up the fries. No need to worry
I've been scammed
I've got a new plan Nico save run out me I
Like that plan. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. It's a good plan. What the fuck? I'm using the dual baron as
Oh, yeah, that's me where they'd be over here guys. We forgot which I did not I gotta make a sneak peek
I'm going right through the dot top of me
They're all here all there all there all there all there. Oh my god, I'm head-shotting everybody
No
How
We gotta open up a case to get over this time team sucks ass and do the round case open go go go go go go go
Oh my god
Yeah, that's actually good
Fucking kill anyone man!
That's the freeest kill ever!
Now what?
Peanut's turning up and all of us are turning down.
What the hell is going on out there boys?
I don't see one open up a case instead of watch peanut.
What the hell?
Dude I'm out of clubs, I'm out of clubs!
Shit.
Take his ass.
I
Know
Fuck you I
Was cooking I was cooking
I'm over a case
Yeah, I'm only a case to deal with the armor push me, armor push me.
What just happened? What just happened?
Dude, my game's fucked, man!
Oh, that'll be cool.
I'm gonna see what time I open a case and give me a clue.
Caramel flash, I flashed that, I flashed that.
I think I saw a D-Mage.
Point, point, point.
That's much, that's much.
Oh my god, two, two spot, two spot!
What do you want?
Why are you slow walking, water?
Okay, I shot that guy directly in the nose.
Did you just see my job, boys?
I shot that guy's nose off,
and he proceeded to skull-fuck me
in the corner of Anubis.
So, what happened?
It'll happen!
It'll happen!
Armour... wait, we should be saving.
Thanks.
Nah, we won.
Slow...
It's so much better that it's like longer angles.
Yeah, I'm not afraid.
I think that guy's in.
Did you hear him?
Let's not have a player to just kill people.
I just stepped on a bomb and put it deep in my rectum and a bit.
Dude!
Ow!
Ah, perfect.
Oh, we're all done.
What a sweet fucking treat.
What a sweet little dog.
You guys, one game there, a record seven days ago.
Are you serious?
Well, maybe he's reformed in the last seven days.
He's a new man.
He's a new man.
That's a quick game zone right there.
That is a quick game zone.
150%.
Okay, wait.
Don't leave me here first for you.
What?
A purple?
Ah, two savvy boys.
Oh, Mr. Spits, Mr. Bambam, what's going on, man, good, uh, man?
Thank you, Bob.
Save one, get Rico up.
Well, I'm going to just, I'm going to grab a tech nine, like that guy yesterday.
Yeah.
Oh, I traded up my skin for my tech nine.
That'll happen.
One more on that.
Okay.
All right.
One behind us, one behind us, one behind us.
What matters what matters what matters what matters you go first, okay?
On the door the arches
We've no one hit him I did do this guy I can't kill I ain't see first bullet dinking
I need to put the deal down
Anyone one you fuck you can read. I just can't hit the second shot. Don't worry boys. I have all nine eleven
It's to nine to eleven gentlemen nine to eleven
We still have a great chance of winning this game right here right now
What do you know if you talk about there for a second? And I was very confused the scores nine to eleven
You got eleven. They got out
Walk it in walk it in walk it in
Okay
We've got the bomb
Here we at
Got the bomb, Hutch
We've got the bomb
Can you plant it?
Someone has to
Somebody has to
Look out
What a guy
Alright boys, one more
What about we went?
It's fine, that's full gold.
Quick, last game case open.
Yep.
Or last round.
We're getting more cases tonight.
Three of these more cases, it's right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
And I'm scared.
Ooh, purple.
Got a little purple, a little purple.
Nothing to write home about, but it's not a blue.
Yeah, okay, well, I feel like I'm gonna be fucked.
You might actually be bugged, go, go.
I'm bugged, I'm gonna make a ticket.
I'm not winning enough.
That's four men, let's do four men, let's do, everybody just look up at it.
Fuck it, let's do five men. Everybody come to men.
Okay, I got a bomb specifically.
How is that motherfucker not dead?
I'm going to go.
Five guys.
Of course, now he beats right?
I said whip out my smoke.
Yeah, I know.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
I'm the best, I'm the best.
Are you 18K?
I'm the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is that rank?
I think 8,900 is like, it's kind of like top five ranked.
Hold on, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me show you the ranks of the
competitive.
Is that like LEM?
Yeah, I think it's like LEM.
Oh, let me look it up. Let me look it up. I got to open up CS to your number two rank converter
Well, here it is here is okay between
70,000 and 18,999 is a legendary Eagle Master. Yep. Yeah, I am
Supreme Master first class, which is 100. Holy shit. That's insane P
Yes, actually really fucking good by the way. I mean anyone expect any less
He's higher than a shot wait a minute
Wait, are you the need shot me? No way? I'm I'm higher than a job. I think so
Well, I mean when you're playing at a skill level such as mine
It's hard to recognize how good you truly are I'm talking about
It's when I make the plays look that easy, people think I'm playing against low-ranked
players, but that's just my skill set, making the game look that easy.
I'm talking about it.
So that's why it might come as a surprise, my incredibly high and pristine and impressive
ranking because I made the game look so easy on the way up.
I'm talking about it.
Wait, Nadeshot's 15.7?
No way.
way yeah so that could be it that could be it oh my that could be it probably that
could be it probably yes you great yes mm-hmm of course of course of course now
to celebrate my new raking I will be acquiring a gold now okay all right the
The case got jealous of how high my ranking is.
Game of one cases though, don't get jealous.
That's a game of two case type of situation.
Oh my god, I can't believe you're fucking 18. That's crazy.
My uncle said to me,
Oh my god.
Hey, you guys sit down.
get in there guys let's get on there let's get in there
what the fuck fellas hey drac welcome back mr drac how are you on the fine day
good good good congrats on your uncle and on your new rank thank you good
sir thank you good sir thank you good sir guys you can't queue four people on
this game on you can't no but you said are you are you ready for me yet or no
I think so are you level 10 think so go to be yourself just press the go button if
it works like it works for even two seconds I mean you've got it it work
Well, I gotta open it back up.
Dude.
Okay, I'll be open a quick cage while you wait for me to start.
Hey, there we are!
Lucky Pedro cage opened!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah
Wait, it's not even here. Oh my god, okay, well then let's I
See I see timmy's on so we do
Should we get to me or something and then we do a five-man?
Good you could it's making me redo my address. So that's why I'm not talking. Yeah, I'm down. Oh
Oh, yeah, let's do it. Well, can we get oh wait, how we get to meet here?
Let's tackle me. My two of my friends in the US team. Wait, let me add closey.
You can four stack, maybe you can't you can't force it. We can try to get any of them quick.
Well, hold on. His rank might be too low for a four stack. That might be a problem. So we'll plant you and Timmy either way.
Mm-hmm. Oh, check your fuck is to me. It's it's Timmy.
You don't know it's Timmy. He's like the craziest player ever a
Him and Shroud. Don't you guys know your demand?
It's Timmy ITC Timmy
No, not Tim the tatman no
Tim the tatman is most likely the worst player I have ever seen on any game
Ever I'm talking about it's Timmy not Tim the deaf
He's a cool guy. Hey that is Italian's a cool guy. I mean
What are we ready on you looking for a good job? That's your man. Yeah, you're looking to win that really a man
He's gonna be a first time playing
Wait, oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you see me your friend code DM? Oh, gosh. Okay. See me your friend coach. It'll be friend code
That's getting clipped for sir Tim was one game of global you come on to me 9k game in apex 9k. Oh
Oh
I
Said how to be that's uncle. Thanks, mr. Brad. Thank you. Good. Sure. Let's see you all play Rainbow six season time per baby
Mr. Keith master, baby, baby
I'm what you gotta get me again there. Where's where the hell is this code and where the hell is Jimmy?
If he's gonna be something yet. I'm one
Game off a rank. Oh, well, let's get to me in here. I
Since you invite
I
Does anyone have Timmy's like numbers on that? No, did he even want to join or we just randomly saying
We are we are dragging him into our game. Yes, he's online. I see him right here number one Dambi fan
Okay
Kimmy is in a facet match
Let's just try to sell let's just try to sell that to me
Okay, yeah, we yeah, all right. Yeah, we need one for shit. Oh my god. Where's Timmy at?
Where is it? Yeah, I go get a drink right now. They go get a drink. I'm gonna grab Timmy. I'm going to tell me what do you mean drink?
Drink of what?
Of
Oh, yeah, the game's almost over. It's eight to eleven
Of oh, yeah, the game's almost over. It's 8 to 11
KB we need you
See if he has a skills to join our game
First let's see if he's good enough to join our team. Let's take a little walk
See these got the stones. The cojones.
I mean, that's exactly what I would have done, so.
Not impressed. Not impressed.
But it's okay. I mean, that's an okay set, I guess.
Exact jump and flash I would have made.
Exactly I would have made. I mean, I mean, that was amateur.
Honestly, that was amateur. I would have done the same check thing
I'm not impressed
No, I don't think he's fit for our team actually no, I don't think he's good enough for our team
I'll give him one more shot to actually prove that he's getting out to join our team because I'm so far what I've seen is not impressive
Why is he's one so wide?
You can drive a 18 wheeler through there.
You see it now, you see it now.
I didn't even bother you.
Spread, spread, spread.
Okay, now I'm impressed. Now things are kind of cooking up.
Wait a second, he might be fit for our team.
I think one more gun.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now you see now now the fryer should be up. Yeah. Yeah.
I think he wins the game if they win this. I think this is the last round.
Isn't it? It's facing the same way as regular games where it's 13 to win.
Is that how it works? It is. Last round. Last round of the game.
We'll see if you get impressed us back. Are you impressed of her? No
I've also never played this game, but like
Yeah, that yeah five kills in one game. I get six on the reg
I did see the whole week
All right now I'm impressed okay
He is fit for our team
That's what I like to see from members on my team.
That's what I like to see right there.
Okay, bring him in, bring him in, bring him in, bring him in.
My goodness, I was hoping they win the rounds and
the game would be over and we could get in real quick, but
I think they might lose this round.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh you go. Oh no way. All right quick quick quick grab him grab him grab him steal him
steal him see what we needed for our team.
Steal him steal him steal him steal him steal him.
Timmy we need you Timmy we need you.
Oh my god he's got a hole. Oh yes yes he's he's he's watching who's he watching who's he watching right now.
Oh he's just in our group. Wait wait is he just in our group?
Yeah, we're good. Oh, yeah, okay. We're about to go against demons
Because every good my discord server. I don't think he has his one. Okay. Okay
Okay. Mr. Timmy, how are you on this find? I just feel like we switch discord while
close to his afk. I'm getting good now, yo. You make sure Clancy gets in here. Jack's
ever played before Timmy. Also, hello. Good to see you. Good to see you again Mr. Timmy.
I saw that 1v5 and I was thinking, wow, did I teach him well?
Oh, but your technique was a little off on that round.
I'll I'll help you.
I'll see if we can help you out when we're playing.
Appreciate that.
Yeah. Hey, no worries.
No worries.
You did teach me Apex.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Mentor mentor.
That's kind of kind of what I would prefer to be a mentor.
Just out of respect.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I'll pop open a quick case wait wait for Mr. Closey to take a shit
Say
How many?
Pause one case out of solidarity for mr. Timmy. Oh, there's close man. Well, good man. Mr. Closey
Immune it in so perfect
All right, yeah, there's stream
Oh, I got scared
Wait, do I have enough now that's what the red trade up I need three more pinks, bro
I need three more. We got that. We got that easy. I'm not open right now
Thanks
You gotta open it in game hot that's where it's more lucky. Let's get the game. Let's get the game
That's what we're lucky. Oh my gosh. I just rolled between two pinks and got a blue
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say it do it and you're cool do it and you're cool
Watch your language Jesus Christ. You watch me kiss your dad with that mouth
Timmy are you are you like see a skull Fred
I got to be a one IRL to do one in game, you know.
It's going to be a great night, it's going to be a good night, it's going to be a good
night.
the whole time y'all yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I got I got okay
bro I think close to the AFK
CLOCKS EY! CLOCKS EY!
we play Duke let's play Duke we cannot play Mirage
Yeah, the time Mirage lined is pretty sharp.
Literal red beatings, pointing directly at Mirage.
Oh, God.
Should we get another five stack?
Oh, my God, the 25,000 points as well.
Perfect.
What a great game, boys.
Good game.
I'm just aiming for one kill here.
Oh, this is a hard decision.
I think we're gonna lose.
What you inferno?
Inferno, inferno, inferno, inferno.
Yeah, we're going to play 16GGs.
I think we're going to lose.
We have Drax who's never played it before.
It's 225Ks.
I've never played him in cable 4.
Oh, yeah.
Not only has he not played the game before, he hasn't even played this input before.
I've never played I'm gonna play the aisle on them okay. Oh, you're fine
Yeah, be in the t-rex is just like CS2
The skills are directly translate
Big page opening one ball
I don't think I've hit you one so far.
Oh man, we get 440 feet points, holy crap.
Oh yeah?
I think if you lose you get a lot.
No, you all you lose a hundred.
Does that mean the game thinks these guys are 4.5 feet?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Does that mean the game thinks these guys are 4.3 times better than us?
Yes.
By what?
Dual Beretta?
How do I drop?
Oh, okay.
FG?
FG?
Press them both?
Right?
Okay.
And then buy them for yourself?
Blocker or Beretta?
Ah, Beretta.
Yeah.
Right?
That's...
Did you just hear that?
What?
The game thinks these guys are 4.3 times better than us.
Check's out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shoot at a medium.
Oh, I went the wrong way
One dad, one grave
Two mid, two mid!
Nice, one more
Oh good
I didn't send me a fucking-
Nice!
Damn!
Nice shot!
Jesus!
Hey, good luck.
Pack 9 shotgun!
Everybody rip it right now.
Pack 9 shotgun with me!
By a Mac 10.
Fuck it, man.
Oh, Mac 10.
No, no, no.
Pack 9 shotgun.
This is gonna be a better, better.
That works too.
What shotgun peanut?
The XM010111.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'm not gonna say that.
one four four one
you can buy armor in this game, copy? just fall down?
i'm very important
fuck
oh my god, you guys just got...
one's made
Yeah
Maybe my first time ever having a happy neck
I believe that's the first time I've ever seen that ever happen to anyone
And I've been scammed
Jackie, I just want to buy armor
I want to buy a gun
You can't have Lauren Helmets when it's called
Yeah?
Okay
So I'm gonna buy the helmet cool
Yes
Make it into happen always by then
When you buy it
Every round?
Yep
Uh, when we buy it
We have money
Oh!
The big second deal!
Three
We should go in fast, there's three on B.
Get bomb, get bomb, get bomb, peanut.
Oh shit, I'm tossing a few bullets.
Yeah!
I'm coming back, boys! I'm coming back!
Big room, big room!
Monkey left, let's go right.
Hope we're going...
...to Molly, get one second.
I'm going first.
I've got bomb.
Oh.
I
Oh
Sit right back there. Yes. Yeah sit back there
We play inside or tell me three guys on their team with no
Three tracks on their team really got one
Without just conversing with my mother's we actually should win they've got three tracks on their team at the same time we only have one
There are 5 stacks.
There are 5 stacks now.
I'm playing AWP?
What?
Shuck and take 9?
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, hi.
Did you use combo, HUD?
What did you say?
Did you use take 9 shuck and combo, RAG?
Let's bring it back memories, brother.
Dangerous, that's right.
Watch the nade stacks.
Nade stacks, stop it, me.
He's next to me.
Two, I think.
I bomb.
Not good.
He's behind those hills.
Let's go back here, let's go back here.
Right above the wrong, right above the gate.
Go, go, go!
Oh, I've got my armor.
That's good.
Oh, behind you!
I can't get this over with.
How is that guy not dead right now?
Fuck you, you're manifesto.
I saw a grenade get thrown right behind him, and he just stared the other way.
Fuck.
Turned around like a rusty old wheelchair.
Fuck you.
Flashback.
Turned around like a rusty old wheelchair
I need to hit that bro fuck
I need to hit that I need to hit that I actually disagree I think it was a bad
drive yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you
yeah we bonded for a moment
What do you want you got a shotgun
Track is working on his 14th damage
Holy shit
Is it close to our side one of my late deep deep left
You move in
I'm throwing a fishcake
Slope!
Okay, flash you
Flash you left
Right
Yeah
Flash left
Oh!
Shoot me, shoot me
Fuck
I'm going to the abs
I'm going to the back
Wait boys, wait boys
No!
I'm not playing man, he's not playing.
That guy is insane!
You got more kills this entire team combined!
We just didn't clear the corner.
He's playing it, that means you must go B.
Get clear, I'm gonna fall.
Fast rush B, let's go.
Fast rush B.
fast rush beat
fast rush beat
look in
smoke spawn
dodge
throw your grenade at the car
dodge much
come on James
thanks have a nice
oh my god what
oh
oh
Oh, I hit the hole.
That's it.
Yeah, Bob, Jack.
I have one? Yes.
Jack, press five, go behind the pillar and plant it.
Okay, I'm behind the pillar.
not exactly the hell I just planted out but it was pretty close I saw the pillar
step one complaint how did track get the bomb in I have no idea
drag here in the front of the path okay grab armor and any SMG I'm gonna tell
the same thing I told JD grab an SMG and just hold down left click while you're
looking at the enemy.
Yeah.
Repeat, Drak.
Good Drak, you do great. Go keep going.
live drag for now we'll let you know where to go he's there he's there he's
at the end of that pillar on the left side
all right you ready to drag yeah okay go up to the second one
Oh
I'm going in
We're not doing
No more lacy not just plans
You have armor, I don't know. I'm ripping it in case. Yeah, but I'm 60 out
I'm 21. You should take this with you
Fine, we're gonna lose this
I think so as well.
Out of the way that hurt.
Fuck you others, hundred percent.
My god they have Ponglinus on their team.
It's phase pangolini.
Baaah baaah baaah baaah.
Wait, who's Hutch's sheep have a sheep?
Is that you here?
That's me.
He's there.
You can tell by the little pigs that are here.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, honestly, it does kind of get confusing looking
at Hutch and seeing close his name.
So I mean, like, I do all this.
Yeah.
I don't think the names are what's making you laugh.
Yeah.
I can't even get on a keyboard
I think we have died
Right, what are you holding?
You told me you have some G, I'm holding an mp6
We're fine
Mp6, okay
Mp6, holy...
God, he is fucking...
Did you get that one off?
Okay, okay, okay
He's there
Oh no, yeah, you're good, you're good
Didn't come back
Copy
Okay, push F, I'll send you 12
They pushed up in banana
You jump up and down
I jump up
Yeah, bomb oh shit
All right, you know you walk out
Okay
One bullet one boy
I did nothing.
There's holding that b-lane.
There was a gap in smokes of left.
Perfect.
That was 3A.
I will lie boys.
You are not.
Nice.
You are not.
We're falling and my back's on balance.
Get on our two of us to win.
Fuck.
What happened?
damn don't worry guys I have it on
don't turn the C wrong boys
even a little more you got this job even I'm I'm a perfect game
They coming through the next
Got one!
Nice, guys, we're not fired. We should pass. Let's head.
Let's go.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
He's flashing left.
Second flash left.
One place on site.
MOTON CROSS
I got him!
He fucking suck!
Yeah
He could be a pit
He's first kill of the game!
Alright!
I'm just gonna kill Ember on the same point
I'm scared
I'll have you made a peanut
Thanks so much
Library, one
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know that man
I don't know if you want to be the blooper, just chill there
Library? Library dead
Oh
Fuck that guy
I would have had him
Two two two two two they're a little bugger
The one that's right probably
Fuck he's a close-eyed
I
Was a sight hurt him
Oh my goodness, we just operate it for you behind you, right? I just give you two directions
Infinite lives
I look at it was just gave a gta cheat code for a direction
Fuck you
L1 L2 R1 R2 left right left right let's proceed let's proceed
Hey, we got five on a tank
The right
They're playing hardball now boys!
I'm gonna put my hand.
Keep going.
Watch me smoke CT.
Is he gonna be in a few views?
Stop fucking looking at me.
I'm stuck in the stairs.
I
Three there
No way drags the last one I'll be so serious you died too
I
I love this crosshair placement.
That's good. So if you shoot him at the toes, it does the extra damage.
I think we messed up their jays.
Directly at the smoke.
Man, if you get through a fucking doorway! Man! God, control is so broken!
Mr. Pomininess!
I got hit with W and A through a door like...
I'm laughing boys. I'm laughing
Solidarity and I was scared
Hey, Rita, Amy you want to drop me? Yeah, I got you. Thanks
No, no, no, no guys. Let's get moving guys. Let's get moving guys. Let's get moving guys
drag
Here drop that thank you
They are playing hardball with these smokes.
you I believe I blinked at the exact time I got baked drag I want you to come to
a with me I'm gonna put you in a spot okay I'm gonna put you close to his
peanut butter yeah that's me
okay by the rules and the dog oh shit you're right you're right I bought armor
instead it fuck my ass all good all the gamer equipment I have my eyes on it
every round I want you right here man I just don't want no banana only one right
here coffee nope inside of that coffee inside right here
jump on the box me all right come on me come on come come come come
Good job boys
Nice first round win when switching sides lucky case open
First round of each side track that's that's it. There's something
come on let's go
I don't have a new knife, what the hell are you talking about?
It's a new knife, what are you talking about?
Watch your own man
Got one!
You're gonna drag him?
We're too good. That's it. We are simply too good. We are simply too good.
We're the boys.
Doing great.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
To defuse, kid.
You have 22 kills to me?
It is.
What the fuck?
Oh, my God, that guy also has one kill. He's so douchy.
You should talk him through the comp thing.
How do I...
Why I'm gonna why I'd say your garbage I didn't upgrade your garbage twitchy
Look at that
Oh my god, there's another one, there's another one!
No!
Alright.
They're not for you, I'm going over there.
He's pretty good, he's pretty good.
We're pretty good.
Over in this area, there, there.
Careful, he was twitchy.
Oh my god.
Maybe we should just sit down twitching.
He just tripled his skills in one round.
I know he got pissed.
She's talking more. She's talking more.
You're actually twitching, you suck.
And I'm ten times better than you. And you're fat.
If you crouch and you shoot, your recall is less.
Oh, okay. Like Valorant?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you can Valorant.
No, I won't.
It's due to the Lord's work.
Okay.
Hot girls on the game
They pushed me they pushed me into SMGs
Damn it!
You got an arches?
He went left
Right
4-4 on A
Got one?
Oh
Puminess
I'm thinking to death you hit that trigger on your gun pal
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit look above track get look up here okay
and then go away
the smoking red
I can't kill him. I can't kill this is I'm a Zama this guy.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
You've used, you've used...
Stop, stop!
Nice.
Get out of here!
Nice job, P.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
That's how you do it boys, that is how you do it boys!
That's it, yeah.
Inflation is king, bruh, it's all in the game.
Anybody?
I think so.
How do I...
M4A1S.
M4A1S?
Yeah, that's how you do it.
And then you buy it, you buy it as a media.
And then, okay, I bought a Zeus on accident. How do I refund?
How do you see it?
You know that's the best weapon in the game.
Move it, shut up!
Okay, okay, okay.
This is a fucking statement, boys.
You get the team going.
I should have bought it.
Two pushing mid!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Got one!
I'm smoking you, Alphie.
No, no, no, right here, Jack. Right here.
Right here, right here.
Ouch.
Jack, right where I'm pinging. Right there.
I'm going to watch up here from down there go right here and watch that door I don't see
your pink I'm just playing my life yeah look there I think you're going to go B I'm going
to do that again next round right clear center nice tomorrow.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Can you flash through this one?
I'm just going to say banana.
Let's say banana, banana, banana, banana.
Go, go, go!
Get into this, mate.
This guy.
I'm a fucking pistol.
You guns just
I don't have guns. I see 14 guns scattered across the body
You walk on you picked up a gun
I see a little weird, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You saw me hit by one bullet.
You might just be really good though.
Alright, I'm fine.
Alright, sir.
Can't go there this round, drag him up, play pit.
I want you to play up here.
I want you to just jiggle back and forth, left and right.
What, maybe?
Count to three and jiggle.
Got one?
Yeah, I go, yeah, from there and then...
I have two.
Got two?
Alright.
Right there, then just go up.
How do you flash?
Yep, just like that.
how do you flash yep just like that
there I don't know what my left are pushing up drag good oh shoot it go
right when you get to the end of the whole way
You're alive.
Oh.
She just talked.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, I am.
Guys, start running at that banana.
Start running at that banana.
I don't know what a banana is when I'm running.
Right for me.
You see how she's like a banana?
And then also there's this hallway.
You see it?
Backside, backside, backside.
This is the last guy, by the way.
Of course you're going back in your corner
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them in the apartment
What are you wearing?
Hooray!
Spawn has been planted.
Oh my god.
Reach out, reach out!
Alright.
Alright, a little longer.
Wait.
He's in good health.
You're good, buddy.
I'm pushing.
Keep going, Flashbang.
This guy is in a...
I'm...
I'm...
Terrorists win.
How does that guy hit that?
Yeah
Nick and back here boys dad. I just need to kill the guy ports
You told me three spots when you say go back to the spot that kind of fucked me
We get out whenever I say go back to the spot. I mean on top of the box
You have to say
We can have 15 drags on our team and it's still in being as good as one
Yeah, I got a P90
One minute
What is odd a as we speak I have 25 house
that ready site
that red site
gunman
one for
I wanna just save
save, save, save, save, save
Sure.
What the hell?
Where did he come from?
Mr. Pong, the latest.
Damn it.
We're fucked.
We have to whip something out of our asses.
Yeah, we gotta lock it in.
We gotta lock it in.
Bye, Mike.
Can we move it?
Yeah, we fine.
You should buy it.
You should buy it.
You should buy it.
We're still in this fight.
Lock it in!
There's a little icon by the IWE box.
Not good.
Not good.
We're fucked. We're fucked.
Open the buy menu.
And then together, the icon, a little...
Re-fun? Re-fun?
That's illegal?
Gee.
No?
No?
One bit of an option.
I need the money to do that.
They're up here. They're up here.
Oh! One province!
What?
I'm playing the water fucking round.
I'm lurking.
guys be f*****g s**t
got apps
one's apps, one's
yeah, two apps
yeah, he's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
it's gonna be a...
can you cook him?
site, that's...
hot boy, drag
can you cook him?
one three, one three, five three
copy, B.B.
You're on me boys, you're on me.
Alright.
I'm gonna do a little switcheroo.
It's good thinking.
It's a good play.
Nice.
Nice, nice.
The smoke?
Backside.
Inside, all three.
It's Raxwalk in the USPS.
Perfect, perfect.
Excellent choice for the situation.
you guys can do this
there's a gun right there you can use and then you hold the back side of him as you walk us up
he's right in the area there
yeah pull it out
yep you hold that hold that
right there yep
nice
I need you to go forward
I'll be right back
back back back back
No
Oh bro
I try I try
I try
All right
Let's shoot for overtime
Lower the bar a little bit
Just a tad boys
Just a tad
I'm just a short spell shooting for the open dive.
Go, go, go!
From the mid-rack, come right here.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Let's be-
Die!
I'm just gonna let you solo play this.
It up.
All right, now hold that.
I play like uh no no go to like here
he's one he's one
Pino can you rotate all the way to site and then home my door I'm inside I'm
inside I'll just hold this is the best spot
oh
the crossfire I don't know we have
God for you
oh yeah there are be go go go
getting smoke you're in it
He's expecting the boost.
He's back right, he's back right.
One banana, one banana, two.
Gotta go, gotta go.
Oh my god!
I don't think you're ready for face-and-cheat.
You sure?
Yeah, pretty sure.
Yeah.
So my 2 and 18 would share the ones with all good, huh?
Honestly first game I'm in K2 kills not bad. Yeah, not too shabby. I mean I'm in Fred Lobby's
Mm-hmm. We're facing Perthers on the other team. Yeah. Yeah, you did a good job. You did good work
And for that I would open up a quick gold in solidarity
I've opened so many cases where's my goal that where is my goal that
Like a purple a purple
Too shabby boys
All right, I got scammed again and it'll make 54 times in a row tonight
Perfect perfect
Oh
Next one next one next one
No way I got a pig I got a pig well well well well well but
Oh, my god, it was Jaby.
Should open the Pinch streams.
Cases.
The print streams?
Yeah, yeah, they're nice.
Which case is that?
Eagle, uh.
P2P4.
I feel like using OP, you should try to do the Pinch
Cases.
Case 2.
P4.
OK, I got it wrong.
I got it.
Case 2, 2, 4.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
You fucked me!
Case one, key one!
That's where the sauce is!
I keep seeing reds. I'm telling you it is edging.
me is the hot edging me
I just got another thing only two more and I can trade up to a knife
I do shabby
I was scared last case here we go
go go go go go go go go go go go go
scammed on my lap
and I'm out of cases
yep I'm out of cases well I'm out of cases
Now, Hodge, I think that we've opened quite a number of cases tonight.
I know it's early in the night, but I think that opening more cases would be irresponsible
and we shouldn't do it.
So which cases are we buying?
NOOOOOO!
I say we get the Chroma Tunes.
Chroma Tunes is the game of tunes.
Chroma Tunes is the game of tunes.
Let's do it.
Mm-hmm.
Let me have my scheme.
We'll take it.
We're doing Chroma Tunes.
And Chroma 2's.
Fuck.
Why some?
It's open 45 cases, I think, I think.
Good.
It's a 46 case, that's the one that usually gives you good stuff.
Wait, Loki?
Loki, Loki, Loki, Loki.
I'm more, buying more, buying more.
I mean, I'm gonna get 20 Chroma 2's and 20 Gamma 2's, okay?
Cool.
Okay, okay.
I'm tired of typing in my PayPal account. Yep. You would think it by now and remember me?
That's too damn bad. It remembers me half the time and then it forgets me.
God, dementia. Then I cite it again and it does it again.
That'll happen. That'll happen. You know, you're the same guy that's been using this PC for two
years straight. Why didn't you confirm that for me? Go ahead and confirm that for the seventh
time tonight. The amount of texts I've gotten, are you going to use this code to sign in
to your PayPal? Yep. Oh my gosh, they just went up in price. Fuck me. Perfect, perfect.
Yeah, I've seen that actually happen before when I'm on stream. I think if you say
Like by the bottom like 20 of them. They'll go back 20 cents
Here we go little shopping shopping
Look you up. Hold up. Hold up. I gotta get some cases chief. Hold up
This is much more important way more important way more important chief way more important, okay?
alright
I'm just gonna do the 20. I got one to this. I got one today. Oh my god. I've got nine.
I believe we have probably opened upwards of 400 cases since our last call.
This is insane. This is criminal. This should be against the law.
I'm ripping these 20 as fast as humanly possible. Wait, hold on. We got to see for in-game good luck.
Oh, yeah true. Open the keys if I get a kill. I thought that's really good though.
Okay, that's true, that's true, that's true. I mean that's guaranteed and I...
Hold up, I got the keys.
I got the keys. Wait, there's a nice, there's a nice M4A1S in here.
I opened up two, I got nothing. Here's what it is.
Okay, I have all the keys and all the keys. I'm gonna go. I'm good to go.
What he gonna do is 20 game of juice the gender boys make three game lucky case open
Seven battle card nice
My gosh, I'm opening more cases
Oh, it's hot right now
I gotta go pee pee you got nineteen nine nine nine nineteen nine nine nine nineteen nine nine nine
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about let's let's let's ban let's win dust you an inferno
Wait, I gotta go pee take us to nuke take us to do boys bring it home. We're not going away
Fuck nuke. I'm not bringing this nuke
Maybe I don't care now bring this nuke
Why you see me? I
Want to find hush track
get over a hundred damage I really had 300 last game wait why would you say
track what the fuck just happened what the fuck just happened
young and you say Monday okay so guys are all cars set the tone
Let's roll.
There he goes, not too crazy.
He'll be alright.
Yeah, they're not 5-stacked either.
Yeah, we're good.
Alright, Drac, you're going to be leading the charge every round, okay?
Fuck yeah.
The tip of the spear, Drac.
That is a penis.
There it is.
go and you need to look at the first thing you look at you need a CT then
triple and you look underneath and then you go for sandwich should I look at my
gooch as well like you I can translate I have a dad I have a dad
Here we go
My friends
Perfect, copy, one first
Yep, to my right, I just want cross
I'm in fire!
Okay guys, alright I got a lock in it
We are about to have another game, like last game
That bay is unacceptable!
Take him, take him!
Last CT!
Get bomb, hold on!
Another syringe is too much, vision.
The what?
I won't protect it, I'm- I'm-
Tears, boys, tears.
You gonna take one?
I'm sorry.
Nice!
Good shot, good shot!
We got their team.
Good work boys.
We won.
Let's open up the case.
I agree.
I agree.
Lucky pistol round winning.
Case opening.
I agree.
Give me one, son.
Oh.
No, no, no.
This one's okay.
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I got a scam.
Man, I never get anything.
I think you'd be more efficient to just buy five reds and train up.
Agreed.
No.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm peeking jungle.
Last one's on me.
Where are you?
Are you pink?
I just gave him the free set shot ever.
You can have an AK and a Harvitz.
Who's that?
I think there's someone in CT.
Dude.
Stop freaking out.
Good.
Who's your team?
No, I was trying to see the CT and see if there's any guys.
CT, CT, CT.
I got him.
Lucky my nose was in drugs, but whole case of it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Damn.
That smoked black.
Oh my god.
Can you drop me an AK please?
Can you drop me an AK please?
All the reds are gone by.
Every red is gone by.
You basically are a decoy
All right, buddy
Get out of here pal. This is my underpass
We could not have less damage than track because just started using mouse and keyboard today
It's time to lock it in it is time to lock it in boys. This is not happening
more pink I can do what's the tradeout boys don't you do that without me watching
oh
A quick cage open, 150%
OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH
One more cage, and I'll go so bad for the whole thing
I'm almost runned!
That was-
It has shown me two hyperbeasts since I got these cages, and it's giving me nothing
I'm so far behind the wall
So you go, I got one up, right now?
And then I know
Over here
Okay
Oh my gosh, closey
HAHAHAHA
Why?
What?
We have a lot of cases.
Oh, I see what you're talking about.
Yeah, man, they're like a dollar.
A dollar?
Yeah, they're like a dollar and you can get a butterfly emerald with them.
It's about a one in a million tinge.
Keep fucking on my lanes.
Hey, this one made it?
Back to the left, I'm gonna flash, ready?
You give it a good flash, ready?
Go down.
I come upstairs.
One's under, under palace, I think.
Under palace, track.
Copy.
Jungle is sitting there with an AWP, morning click, gun.
Under palace, 100%.
Or it could be firebox.
Back side over there.
We should be at.
We should be at.
No one!
Was he under?
Was he under?
He was in the window.
What?
I'm so bad. I'm gonna open another case
What that means case time and I got the same poltergeist over and over again
One more case opening
I got a bomb, I got a bomb, didn't get to play it.
11 11
We should watch the commercial
Where's the commercial?
Yes, my monitor is on
I'm just getting warmed up this guy that I never drop the
The case open
And I've been scammed
Okay, I'm not even I'm not even asking for goals master for one pink. That's it. That's one pink
Somebody fucking knife me
All right, yeah, Bob Jack
This is no way this is no way
Because our maniacs
Keep behind me and ass, we're going to collapse!
Oh wait, you died.
It's exact same thing happening to me, shot me in my ass and you're dead.
I'm fucked.
You can kill through with the door.
I was accurate.
Guys, quick case open to settle our nerves.
I've been scammed.
I've been scammed. I'm already out of the 20 kinesis. I've been scammed again
This is a bit of a sick fucking joke
Sick prank
Yeah, bombing you're going
You
Have a lurk coming in from market
I think they're watching our screens
Okay, all right, okay, all right, I
Think we have to start acting
Sporadically I think I think we have to not have a plans and just run somewhere
I want everybody to grab a Mac 10 armor and follow whatever I do. I'm gonna run in a random location
Everybody on me right now
Ready
This way makes you turn around and like look everywhere else, but where you going this way this way this way this way
Oh, where are we going? Where we going? Where we going? Yes? I've already lost two members of the team
Get your ass over here
Hold on
This way this way this way, okay, okay
Once up
Okay
There's three there's three there's three
One in our spawn I mean I'm back in 30 else
guys guys I'm dead serious everybody on me you do a five-man push
we are all saving yeah I mean you can drop 50s if you want peanut I'm gonna
drop two Mac 10s with everybody to follow me okay
all right one Mac 10 I'm gonna grab myself everybody on me right now no one
DBA
Perfect
Yep, yep, you I usually came out without you're going to the apartment
Okay, right side.
Oh, sure.
I'm trying to get an engaged sacks made, hasn't been a once.
Perfect.
Yo, right here.
These guys are watching our streamed 150,000% I have no doubt in my mind, no doubt in my
mind at all.
All right, let's go A.
Yeah, I can hear you smoke.
Uh, the temple?
Yeah.
Lock it in.
Lock it in.
Do you guys see that when we went in,
I thought we were going through the apartment.
He literally just sprinted out mid,
which nobody has done this entire match.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going, he's going, he's going.
Oh, top tower, top tower is close.
I'm watching for you guys to run up the smoke now.
Watch, watch, watch.
What?
What's the stairs there?
We're going one slow.
What are the stairs?
All right.
One is on the top.
The stairs dead?
Did you see anything?
I'll be in a stupid milkman series.
Oh, man.
I had my name out.
So serious
You are two kills behind peanut
Dude, that guy fucking sucks. I'm talking about peanut, not that guy's joke.
It's rude.
Time to hunt him, boss. I'm sorry, boss.
Come on, boss.
Hunch has the same number of kills as I do!
Does he? What?
Yes!
I would take that, I would take that.
You look like Helen Keller trying to play the fucking game.
You got several kills in Helen Keller T.O. for some reason.
You're in the fucking back all the time.
go in front die
die
literally die
hey what do you mean?
hey hey hey hey guys please
it's gonna be a
hey hey hey
it's going
it's going
i turned on the last one
job bait
job bait
job bait
a
a
fight it fight it fight it fight it
stand up
Get out of my house!
How'd we forget the same thing every game?
Yeah, so many times, so many times, so many times.
Yeah, tell me! Tell us that!
You see that? You see that?
I gotta buy things too!
You see that boys?
That talent's done!
I just did a 180 turn on a fool.
Put his ass in the dirt.
You're one of the
Turn into fishes
Okay
I'm getting in my stuff here
I'm getting in my stuff here
I'm probably just on the top man
Speed top man
That one
I got that for you man
You got that for him?
Fire
Man, man, man, man
They're out, they're out of orbits
Oh my god
Close
Another one
One more, two more, come in.
Chair, chair, chair, yeah, four, grab that one for it.
Yep, one up to it, one, yep, yep, and then top him in.
Touch the tree, touch the tree.
Yep, hop right into the chair.
Got him again, oh, what a window, what a window,
what's up behind you?
Yeah, behind me, pretty good thing.
F guns out.
Pretty good, that round boy, not too heavy,
darn, too heavy.
This guy is absolutely fucking shameless.
Yeah, I guarantee you he has all of our streams quad cornered out on his second
brother.
This guy is shameless.
Ice cali jack?
What?
Guys, that ice guy is one billionth of a cent.
He's got a lot of apartments.
I don't know.
I don't know.
My mom.
That's funny.
My man.
I'm dead.
You know what's going on.
Here, I'm behind you.
Nice.
Two men, two men!
Nothing else.
Let, let him in, let him in.
He's alive.
You're nading?
They're going cat right now.
Yeah, he's in window, in window, in window.
Two of them are, one body shot.
Give me.
Yep, right here.
Like the net.
Pinot Lesser right, Pinot Lesser right, Pinot Lesser right.
I'm fucking dead.
No, Clay!
Get out!
How does he give me God?
You can do this.
down in a journal until Siri to remember before me
Okay, I'll do a little game to it, but yeah
They get your right
81 and 3, I'm gonna kill that guy, really. Lock it in. Lock it in.
I gotta save one.
What do you want me to buy this time?
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in. Lock it in.
I'm gonna make a buy order.
I have to save.
Oh, save. Save away.
I'm doing real brothers. I'm doing real brothers.
Oh my god
Nasty good flag punch one's lit. Oh my god. It's ice
The last guy on their team is the guy
What a sweet dream what a sweet dream
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. He is disrespecting you. He's disrespecting you
Okay, I'm gonna
Use a shotgun and sit by the entrance. I turned on the screen 10 minutes ago and I haven't seen peanut one gel
Well get ready for this round buddy keep your papers open for this one
It could be in the window, they're gonna be in push up back down, got one?
Nice.
One of them is hit, like 80 on cat.
That's him.
The leaner is B.
There's one window.
Oh my God, it's nice.
Right there.
He's right there.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
Right
My life to me
I fucking hate that guy
Right when I dare to run went back towards I say much
We're still at this point, we are still at this.
We're still at this point, we're still at this.
What's that?
We're on that last guy.
It's like I can't even buy MP9s because they're just gonna pre-fire me.
Let me just go, let's just do it.
We should change our names since my name has the word hunch it use it name has the word cozy. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm for sure change names for this game. What do you want?
They know we're gonna be saving they're just gonna flood a
What's up, babe?
What's up, babe?
Are they gonna take him?
He's low, he's low.
Nice.
Ah!
No, he's really back there.
Okay, alright.
I think I paid it a silhouette around his body.
Why can't you?
Why can't you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like you do, like you do.
Like you do, like you do.
Drag, switch me and go be.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
We are still in this fight, we are still in this game.
They got twice.
I'm not crazy.
Big ship of the Chile.
Last guy.
Okay, turn on.
Completed.
Followed for the purple.
There's an open window too.
He's got the open.
He benched.
He benched.
He benched.
There's an open.
There's an open.
There's an open.
Yeah
Oh, man, you guys both died track. Where are you going?
No, whenever I say go to be don't leave
I guess I just need to win that.
Maybe seven and three, man, are you fucking kidding me?
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I mean, dude, I was fully committed to that bench.
I thought that my-
This time you can see where he is.
He's tucked in a can behind it.
Yeah, I think he just-
You're tearing this family apart
Are you made to
This is one in jungle, this is one in jungle!
What the hell?
What?
Where did he come from?
Did you see the smoke?
Did you see that smoke?
What do you mean there?
Guys, come on!
Oh, fuck!
What?
Jungle, jungle, jungle, right, right!
Just keep on track, just keep on track.
I can't stare at it.
Right.
This is track time, this is track time!
Lock it in!
Lock it in!
This is track's moment!
He could peek your window to the right.
This is his moment!
Right there.
Probably want to not be in both angles.
Yeah, right there.
You know exactly where you are, you know when it
You just use the whole game
Yeah, no, why are they all say GG's why are they all say GG's
It was like GGs. That was it. BG. That was a BG. Okay. A bad game. Good boy, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Well, that's a shame. I won't lie to you boys. That would hurt a little bit.
That was the most hate-scounter-strike game I've ever played in.
I see we swap our names real quick. Let's do a quick swap, Rooney, huh?
swaperoony huh we do it anybody that has like I probably just mean yeah
rack and touch wait wait I'm gonna wait hold on she's my game which is my name
What a little voice. Big name James. We got to make sure that nobody would ever know it to you.
I will change my name as well. Okay, I don't know if anybody's gonna connect number one
Dan B fan that it's Timmy, but sure. I'm her biggest fan, so. That's your girlfriend, no? Yeah.
Oh, that was like an F1 racecar driver. It sounded like an F1.
I'm gonna rage open these.
Oh, Mac 10, Mac 10. Can they get the remac 10 to Narell? 13th fucking reason.
You think?
They get the reenarell.
Oh, it's got a purple. I'm gonna paint.
Hmm
What is a good name for me
Is there way to match trade up in this game, I don't think so no why
I'm not even sure what I'm saying.
Okay.
Alright, I've changed my name.
I'm training for a life right now.
Wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up. You wait just a moment.
You do. You wait just a moment, team.
Shut the wait.
Yeah, you shut up and wait.
No, um, wait, Hunter, you don't see me.
Oh, you too.
OK, OK.
We don't kick anymore, Hutch?
I'm going to kick as well.
All right, I'm getting a watch.
I'm not there yet.
I'm not there yet.
Oh my god, I got the SpongeBob flute guy.
Oh, I got to watch it out about Ancestral.com.
What's it?
Oh, I'm saying.
Oh my god, I got to watch a car commercial.
Oh wait, there's another commercial app this is a commercial too.
One day.
Oh my god, now I got a...
Okay, alright.
Fine.
Are we ready?
No, we're not ready.
Oh wait, there's another commercial app in the...
Okay, alright.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Three, two, one.
Okay, alright.
We're ready.
Hold up.
Three, two, one.
Oh wait.
All right, there we go boys.
Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook, cook,
cook.
There's a $500 trading order most likely.
It's not a day...
Cold?
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Aaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaahhh!
Aaaaaahhh!
It's the same fucking knife peanut!
Actually, it's much worse than the one I got.
Actually, hunch correction, that is much worse than the one I got.
I got my mind that M9 may have that as a regular hit.
That's right, that is much worse than the one I got
my mind that M9 may have that as a regular hit.
Ooh, that's a shame, that's a shame boys, that is a shame.
That is a shame, that's a shame right there.
All right, I'm back at the game,
hutch, I just saw your hilarious unboxing
And I'm inviting you guys.
Well, my game is kind of acting weird, actually.
This got to be the ugliest knife I've ever seen.
Are you going to gold?
He changed it up for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bad, man.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I don't think you want to do that to me.
It's silly, yeah.
I don't think I got to pride it out of peanuts ass.
That was even worse than mine.
Oh my god, I got it back.
That looks terrible.
There it is.
Wow, that looks like shit, actually.
Well, I'm going to go ahead and Google how much it is.
Let's see.
It is a Bayonet Ultra Violet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's take a quick look.
That is a.
No, it doesn't.
He's signed you.
It looks like trash.
That is a tasty.
You look better in person, you had to ask.
Oh, hey.
That's the end I made that am I
Let me see hold up
Hold up. Yeah, I'm not I'm not able to find it. I I can't
That's how bad it is you can't find it. Yeah, no one's selling cuz they just throw it in the trash when I get it
It's looking like about
About 200 about 200 bucks about 200
That's right you broke even right yeah, probably
Yeah I know these are literally all the skins I get is fucking Bayonets, Jimmy. Unbelievable.
These are all open.
You're both fine, I see sick though.
Thank you.
That's what you get for making fun of my N9 Bayonet.
I know, that's what I get.
It's a karma.
I open this today, Jimmy.
I don't know if you're still watching.
I open this today.
Out of the case.
Oh, we got to get it.
Let's get in there boys.
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there boys. Let's get in there
Open that today
Okay, we got Pablo Balsak give me gold and nuzzles you with the looking face and I am the leader poop cord
This is a squad of killers.
This is a squad.
This is a team right here.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
FBS female, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
I'm so surprised we're not playing ArcGraders
with this huge update that's coming
with the Shredders just everywhere else.
This month's update.
This month's update.
Everyone, stand back.
I have an idea.
Let's just take the same thing we already have.
Put it everywhere.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
You know, I showed you the only major update
that they did under the game
was adding those two other arcs,
and I just could not imagine the meeting.
They're like, guys, what about instead of a ball
that shoots fire, there's a drone that shoots fire,
and the whole room just goes insane.
Whole room goes fucking crazy.
You guys are crazy.
And the other one, let's not do anything new.
Let's just take the little ball that everyone hates,
but put armor around it.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
Look at the goggles.
Ah.
All right.
Where we going, boys?
No more rise.
No inferno.
How do I want nuke?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's get over past the nuke.
That's not pretty good.
All right.
the game. Oh my goodness. Oh
my goodness. Tell us about any
point you want to get someone
easy that plays this input.
I'm not even a game. Just the
input. Now you're doing just
fine. You've got like one six
kills total for the night. I
had six skills last game. I'm
Oh my god, that's actually not that bad of that, you know.
Not new-jabby, not new-jabby!
Face it, here we come.
More like, face clan, here we come.
Face up, fuckers!
Jeez!
You can ride around in a golf cart, be kind of racist.
All right, now let's get locked in for the same place.
Oh, god.
Second boys, second boys,
lock it in, boys, lock it in.
I don't remember.
Lock it in.
by smoke, by flash.
You got me in your turn.
You, I like that, actually.
Nozles you?
Alright, what the fuck are we doing?
I'm not certain.
You have smoke, coach.
We're winning this game by 100%.
100 and 50%.
I don't want this shit.
Where the hell are you giving me it?
I'm running in there.
Hold up.
I'll drop it on my feet.
Our sponsor updates and take the heat in the bottom and push.
Oh
Those headshots I say they hit the first guy nice
Wait not hit that guy close to save my life
Nice
Oh my god, that's actually awesome
The guy for 91 man, are you fucking kidding?
Oh flash a smoke or no, I don't say that did you not say nezzas
She's trying to get a goop a horny was which not to drag
you horny I became amped and ever since I said your name is the first time
now that I've ever been in my entire life yes yes oh my god
stop you should you and how you was walking open and point garage and point
I
Can't win it I can boys LG for me. What what?
What do you mean touch? I've lost all ability dude. You're fine
Double doors
I'm gonna run him, don't care
We're gonna hold that armor
They double-unfoil though
He's close right behind me
You let go as good as the first round
I
Didn't go as good as the first round
I'm gonna be funding my armor
What we do this time
Take all the rest of us save potentially here. I should be all push their underscore B ramp score latte sent
Clokes he doesn't even know how many right angles are in a square
on the side of his IQ is higher from just simply being around you king thank you sir thank you sir
god speed good sir now watch this thing oh my god hey john oh all right okay we might be in this
We might be in this. We might be in this boy. We might be in this
What are they doing and there's my
by the way, I didn't want to say anything but I've been getting stream side by a guy named AJ for like a week and there's a guy named AJ at the other team
hey man
I don't want to say AJ but like, we need to get him
I think we have to save one more now
do we? do we?
yeah
yeah
well I mean
Shablegate
yo can someone boost me up here?
comment on his profile
I got you boss
I don't master so this guy plays Arcade or something
I
Got you ball sack. Don't you worry
All right, nice I just wish every shot and thank God
Oh my god, the knife is sick. Let me see the knife.
Nice, I would say probably right. Yeah, honey a corner
I
Nice
Which one
Calls for a lucky case helping
All right, I was scared I
Jack go play ramp or you
got one
one's on top of that one, I need to instantly pass me, he's lit on top of that one, nice
I have an M4 on me
I cannot solo hold that
They're inside, they have it.
Hey!
Oh, go, go, go!
What the hell are you doing up here?
I'm fucking P-19.
Oh my god, I broke my toes.
Nice shit, there's fall damage in this game.
Hey, look at me.
I'm dead.
guys walk it in walking this is a t-side map boys I think it's extremely CT side
yeah but you but I but I made that up you'd consider that do a word mm-hmm
I can't think of that.
Get in boys.
He's not an actual bot, he's just a guy named Bot!
Outside.
Double!
Nice.
Two outside.
Yeah man.
Into country.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right, all right, they just know where I'm coming from so it's like
Okay
Okay, we have to do something crazy. Yeah, I'm so wacky so wild. Oh
My god, oh my god, how do I fix it again?
We got that easy boys lock it in we got that easy first. Yeah
Watch out guys
I
Think they're like already and
To to to fun mini mini
To be yours a garage
You're terrible word word word
Great first-time Jack dessert great first-time Jack. Have you considered fucking yourself?
vigorously. I heard it is lovely in March. A great time to do that.
It's time to lock it in. I think we're a little out of focus.
Holy shit, poop corn is pretty good.
as they were poop corn is on the menu
me down on the menu
I'm in the leaderboard
now we're talking
maybe you know what I'm talking about
one ramp
okay there's one in there
all good
I
Just springed it up from high good. Don't play hot
Many no one playing anywhere right now. Okay, Ram
I'll tell you what the ramps on fucking lock. Yeah, let me tell you they get the ramp. Yeah right now
Oh
Get it on
What
Give me let's play outside hot you play a and then both of them ramp. Oh
We have to save
You have here by
I'm here. Oh my I was I will save us all
Oh look, after a quick gold, I've been scammed.
Yeah, I've no head armor.
I'll make boxes.
I'll watch Marshall.
Oh no, me boys.
Come on, come outside with me.
Oh, sorry.
Obviously not the same.
Not with the other side.
Well, I'll be revved.
Okay.
Oh, nice shot, nice shot.
I'm done.
I
Right I hear them outside of building
Yo, is AJ fucking cheating?
No one that was the boot
What you want a ramp? I mean a ladder
I'm down so
Let's check.
Is that you? Outside?
Yeah, he's thinking for many
We did it guys we did it
That calls for lucky cage up with 100%
Wait poop corn can drop me. Oh hold up poop corn's got you
Yeah, we got different names over you go gee. I'm this guy. Yeah, thank you
Who porn's got be ramp nice
Baby watch me watch me watch
on red
This guy just insane at marshmallow. I guess
Don't marshmallow to me. I'll be jumped over he jumped over his home
guys just the same
bad laugh boys
bad laugh
bad laugh
what are we doing
have you never seen that move
they use it in babes level 10 lobbies
level 10 lobbies. Jack, whenever you use the P90, you start at their body, but then
eventually you have to pull down to their feet because it just goes up.
Should I just go first with them? Hunch, if we win this game, you stay out for one more.
As soon as you start spraying, like you aim at their body and then you start spraying
towards their feet when you're holding them. Okay.
If we win this game, you stay out for one more, Hunch. That's the deal. No.
No, that's the deal. That is the deal. That's the deal.
We're gonna win this game for us boys. For Hunter!
Lock it in!
Nice. Thank God.
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, dude.
Um, is that supposed to be the- Is that supposed to work like that?
Is that-
Come on now.
Guys what the fuck is going on with that guy?
Oh god, he's lit, 100 bucks.
No way! No way!
He's up in there!
I
Can happen but it's pretty weird
Why I don't know what she just looked like in this game. I mean I just incident. Yeah, you just sat down sprayed and double double heads on us
I mean, yeah, that'll happen. That'll happen
We did it two times Rob. Okay. We're good. All right. Yeah
You're gonna have to flash behind.
Got him!
On the outside.
Nice.
One's looking.
Smoked off outside.
One there, one in cost.
Depending, depending.
WHAAAAT?!
WHAAAAAT?!
Huh?
These guys are pretty crazy. These guys are pretty crazy. I will not
What one more of a tea set of team? Yeah, yeah, this is a tea set of map and we're a tea set of team
All right, everybody rush B ramp hot store grenade on your feet
I'll try to get the flash.
It's 91 headshots, by the way, the Ager guy.
Yeah, he's insane.
I'm going to be late on this flash, flashing.
OK.
Terrible flash.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Wait behind us.
OK.
Okay, 3v2, 3v2.
What a sweet little delight.
I'm ramped.
A sweet little dream.
Nice.
Oh no.
No!
Damn.
We kind of needed that.
This is a hard one.
I don't know if we're going to do good on this one, boys.
He's now at 92% headshot rate while the other guy is at 90% headshot rate.
We're fine.
It's Timmy, probably the best player I've ever dealt with in my entire life is A6.
Oh jeez.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
Follow me, crew, follow me boys.
Oh my god, I'm so tired.
No one!
Get out of here!
Two, two, lobby, three lobby, in our spawn.
All of you behind you, in our spawn, coming behind you.
Well, that ain't good, is it?
down. They might come back for this at four. It's a nice game. On top of Marshall, I think.
I
Ain't gonna blame this time. I ain't no blame
Winnable we see momentum you get those those fires revved up. I mean a check
no we got just a t-side map specifically for rounds in
outside outside
I participated in the third one
Not too shabby boys not too shabby boys we are still in this game lock it in
Show me your game face
Lock it in
You're buying up this?
You're gonna need to watch that.
You got the vision.
Bye, gun, bye, gun.
BAM!
Bye.
Falling smoke shield.
You're buying gun.
Nope.
Oh.
Oh, dropping my gun back.
Throwing grenade.
Oh, it's a smoke.
BAM!
What?
Last time they pay for-
Wait, what?
What?
what what let me go let me go where where uh that's a hutch what the hell was that
hi sir i don't know i don't know i don't know go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead go
post left that's literally impossible
That's literally impossible for him to be there.
I think maybe one ran into our room, went up on the ladder, went to Marshmallow, and
then one dink shot could be from Marshmallow.
No, I was on top of Marshmallow.
Okay, I have no idea what he said.
I have no idea.
He was still smoking.
Oh, he was still smoking.
Yeah, he was still smoking.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
That makes sense. That makes sense.
You're right boys. You're right.
This is MP9. They killed me.
Double look at the next guy.
Plenty of interactions. Let me tell you.
Oh, shite here!
We got this. We forgot the bomb. Go back. Go back. Oh no, probably. It's probably happened
to. No, no, it was back at the spawn. Yeah, it's probably. See it? No, they don't. Go
I'm in the drag you got this drag
I'm one so what
this one for long yeah I'm fighting for you I fucked it up nice
the
all my goodness if you died and put me in that situation
all my god
walking walking walking walking
make sure to throw it on my feet back
on the doorstep
I'm going to throw the smoke through front of the flash
Okay
Perfect
Come on, let's go!
I can haste you
You can do it
We got skim
We got skim
We can haste
That's the lobby push?
Yeah, got it
Oh, jesus!
That...
I'm too late people
You're late in one
It's under, it's under
On the left
Grenade
He's in, he's in, he's in, single, single, single
You guys see us him?
Stop!
Yes!
We're doing pretty good boy. We're doing pretty good
Well if you're getting this come back, huh, do you want your comeback do you want your comeback?
Let me swat over a glass jar
I
Push you love you push you love you push you love you all right
Yeah, oh my god, Jack's about to get murdered
That's we key
On me on me the bottom of the bottom of the bottom on you Danny
Yeah
I
Want number one
Yeah
I already know what you're gonna type that the only way we got there is that
guys fucking slow walks up ladder watch out one one right box right
Watch!
Go, go, go, go, go, go
There's a guy, there's a guy
Go, go, go
Let's go, let's go
That was an impact
Fast, fast, fast
First step on that
I think I'll go
Watch out, watch out
Panting bomb
Take one, take one
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Last time, once I got him!
He's so low.
Literally, you could spit on him, he's dead.
I have a bow, I have a bow.
Others?
What, come on, you spit on me?
Yes.
Good. Stay back boys, we'll have this one.
Yes, we saved him.
He might be one health.
I
Do our team do our team I didn't see I had to put 95 and 5
When you can drag if you ever buy SMG
Pursue this game was 12 to 8 12 8 lock in it. Okay, you can drop your teammate
red box and one garage.
There you go, bro.
Red box, smoke? Two red box.
Two, two, two. One close group.
Two, two red box.
Got one.
Thanks.
No.
I got the stock.
It's gonna be behind you, P, as well.
What? 1v2.
I'll be there. I'll be there. I'll be there.
I'll be there now.
Last two, one was ramp, one was inside.
What? I think that was garage.
Okay.
I see your left.
Okay. I'll be right there.
I think you're heading on top. I'm above you.
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh my god that was possible.
I'm inflate.
I'll take play.
Oh my god.
GGs.
You are not getting off just because of two
measly mediocre games.
We are about to come back
like a fiery Phoenix out of the
Ashes.
One more.
Hunch if I open all this case is the odd deal deal. Okay. You can't all right if I open a gold in this case
It's coming, it's still spinning! Man, this one's really spinning for a while!
It's spinning for a long time!
It just keeps spinning and spinning!
Oh my god!
It keeps spinning!
Man, what is it gonna land on one of these?
Any moment now!
Should land on one!
Thinking.
The box is thinking.
it hard okay let's take a time you know
thinking it thinking what is it gonna choose what is it gonna do
could be anything anything oh my god and a lot of cases
YouTube voice good luck tonight gentlemen
Wait, what about if I open a gold?
Yeah, when I close the opens a gold.
You gotta give me a chance too.
That's right, that wouldn't be fair.
If you didn't close your hands.
Yeah.
If you get the gold, I'll come back.
Okay, perfect.
Wait, no, no, you have to stay.
I'm on a rip file.
I just bought a thousand cases.
No, you're back here.
No way, Hodges, Ditchin' Us.
That's all these areas.
Well, good run.
I'm so upset.
The only thing that will calm me down
is a couple more cases.
I want to do more problems.
I just want to do more problems.
Just buy what we're doing.
I want to do more.
I want to do more and make a few a lot better.
I want to do more since the fights.
What a tube work.
What a tube work.
I think I might get dreams of nightmares.
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I got my head tied up.
That sounds pretty good.
That sounds pretty good.
Yeah, that's where you got, yeah.
The other ones are way too much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dreams of nightmares are pretty cheap too.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah.
One second.
Gonna grab a quick tonic on this bad one.
Oh, we can't even play.
Why not you should play oh?
We need five guys you're right
Uh-oh, so you don't have to kick drag and get a fifth guy. No you guys can play
Hmm, well, he can't play cuz his regular I think
I don't think you're gonna force that premiere is what they said
Well, no, I need you to force that premiere. I think so I could also
Let me try. Let me try. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. Oh my god. We can't even wait. Oh wait. Wait. Close. What are you at?
What? Yeah, we have me. Oh, I mean, put it up.
Oh, blue corn gives you the call. You pick up.
All right. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. So, so essentially, track is to ask for us to play with.
Yeah. Yeah. Either have to get in the track or get a fifth guy.
You piece of shit. Yeah, you piece of crap get better
This is it's fucking hard. Hold up. Gigi is here. Nice trade up. Welcome in Gigi. Welcome in
I'm not gonna lie you should we have two ass play I mean really good players on our team
I am the best player. I'm the best player of the team team leader
Okay, I'm gonna unlock a gold we should do competitive
let's do premier okay did you hop on it did you hop on it okay I so far I've
gotten two purple zombie offenses minimal wear and field passes out of
the first three which is pretty good that's pretty good it's pretty nice
you're gonna have to play games on me
I can't
okay well um I forgot I had an uninstall CS go so I can do my
sponsorship for battlefield today so I can download battlefield and now I'm
re-installing counter strike how big is counter strike 50
58 okay so all right
the battlefield was a hundred and twenty
eight
are you streaming right now now
me yes no no no
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, no that's fine.
You guys, you guys need to rock.
Well we need you to come back after this game.
Okay, okay.
Then we'll have the same problems the other way.
If you weren't streaming I was just saying
let's do some competitive that way you can keep playing
but if you're not streaming.
No, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
All right, okay.
Thank God.
Okay. Excellent.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
I'm praying on your downfall this game.
I can't, I can't even.
I can't get a problem.
Drag, I think you may be the problem.
It's a good chance you are the problem.
It might be the solution.
Jeez.
If I get a gun every round, I do not mind.
Because you're going to miss me.
Because who's going to buy your stuff now?
Exactly, exactly.
Unless my random start buying it.
Fuck.
The cage's open.
The cage's open.
All right, well, I've got to scan I'm gonna I'm gonna spare these cases. I'm gonna do like
Only ten
I haven't Timmy, thanks for that. I just hit it. I just had a knife straight up and I got a 60-hour knife
So this is my 13th season
No, don't kill yourself, you're so hot.
No, don't do it, your penis is too large and curvy.
Oh my god.
No, don't do it.
Oh my god.
What?
Put it down.
You're going to have to reek you up and bugged.
Oh my god.
Okay, we'll reek you out.
No worries, no worries.
No worries, no worries.
Okay, reek you.
All right, quick reek you.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to run some either overpass or agent on this one.
What about you boys?
I'm down for any math. Uh, no
What's what's the mouse max a ring on this game, I don't think it's a max rag
Wait, I have people that are very camera friends us
Brooke a lot there she loves you
30 K. Hello, bro. You just keep going.
I'm just playing for like top.
Hello, bro.
I'm just doing like top 500.
Hello.
Yeah, but once you have 2700, it's just cheaters, all right?
You found love in the hopeless days.
That's what I heard.
All right, hopefully that's what you were looking for.
Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, guys, Godspeed.
But what if we ask them to stop you by the way?
Three, four, boy.
Yeah.
30 K is gold, though.
No, no, no, no, the ice-and-pot break is infinite.
It works, just gotta ask nicely.
Wait, who would be asking nicely for what?
I said that supposedly, like,
when you get really high ranked, it's all just cheaters.
I like 27 to 30K.
So I said just ask them to stop cheating.
That's good thinking.
Yeah, we can say please too,
because you know, it's to be more cordial,
it's higher chance it works.
See?
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly, exactly.
in the shock and a monster call out to their dad in a dark room that isn't
there and keep cheating
it
most likely most likely that was actually a good idea for you
well well maybe I mean 50-50 shot it's worth doing it
it's worth trying
he's pretty big for my
yeah I think I think that a g guy might have been the agent I was talking
about
I don't really play this game too much. Is 93% headshot, right? Is that, is that suspicious or is that regular? Is that?
Uh, and, and then like mid-match? Yeah, it's okay. No, and, and, and much.
Yeah, 93%?
I think it's okay.
What the fuck, man?
Come on, California service. Uh-oh.
I think they fucked this game, man.
We get 97% at the end.
Is 97% headshot right at the end of the game,
suspicious Timmy or no?
98%?
97%.
97%?
Depends on how many kills he has.
All of them.
Most, most of them.
If he did a lot, I mean...
Wait, wait, wait.
One, one, one, one.
There we go. Okay, perfect, perfect.
perfect. Perfect. You banned the
ancient. You were sued for
overpassing ancient. Mm hmm.
They're probably in a ban like
overpassing an U-Bus. It's
your ban in Florida. This guy
is thinking. This guy is
thinking. I like this guy. I
playing Nuke again. Oh my god.
Oh perfect. Ancient ancient
ancient. Let's go. Oh wait.
We see he's already riffing you out the game isn't even started
I try to tell me stupid, but he doesn't listen to me. How do you talk again?
Hello, can you shut how do I talk? I mind V?
Can you shut up? I'll be used to be a working box. That's what the default. Oh, it's K K
Can you shut up? Oh?
Boys boys shatting disabled hello test. Hey, can you shut up?
That's what I was talking about Copenhagen
Oh, Copenhagen's gone
Oh, he got kicked, see?
Oh
How do you hear that?
Nobody get out, are you watching the scene?
Alright, lock it in boys
Lock it in boys. It's time to get serious
Yeah, you can do trade-ups while you're in a game by the way. Yeah, I know I do like it potty us today. I
Got Rob I
Got stuff up in cases. This is all bullshit. This is such bullshit
Usually it's a fun of the whimsical time. I'm skipping rail absolutely rail
I
Hit nothing don't worry
We're mired off okay, I'm mired off. We're mired off. Can't hear anything
That will happen gentlemen
Okay
Back to my trade up so you go kind of play like me no cap back you play like you were born without arms or eyes
You have gotten a total of eight kills in the last four hours
We played this game
Did you ever say something like that to me again?
I'm at 11 kills for the night kind of fire.
Sorry, not bad.
I didn't know your style like that.
I thought it was a me at 8.
Counter-dial is to win.
Yep.
All right, lock it in.
Lock it in.
I lock it in lock it in. It's serious. It's serious. We're going guys literally zero dollars
Yeah!
I got it!
OH MY-
OH!
Alright, we're gonna have to learn to smoke real quick or we're gonna lose this game.
Okay! Okay!
We learn to mid smoke, and we learn to smoke.
You two?
Well, warrants are not bugs.
We can't mid smoke.
Okay, wait on me!
The knives I just unboxed are 36 dollars!
That's good.
Alright, let's go home.
It is now smoke.
We've learned it.
Good work, good work!
When Dorad?
Back Dorad back Dorad!
Oh man...
Nice view now. He's in a quick med again.
It's upside
I dropped bomb by the way
He's not going great. What the fuck?
He's not going bad. Oh my gosh.
He's not going bad.
I don't even know exactly. I guess I'm just deaf.
Okay. Okay. All right. Okay
Okay, okay, all right
I am not
Goodbye
I'm walking in boys
one second man, one second man
go with that, I need to run this one
why is this tree different?
is he crouching?
is he crouching?
who you gotta do?
think he's pushing his orange
I think he's losing it.
I think I found it out.
I'm gonna go first, baby.
I got a boost for the gun.
Did you get it?
I'm playing mom, I'm playing mom.
Oh my!
Don't run, don't run, don't run.
First damage boys we are on the road to get our first damage
It was excited as you guys are
Oh nice working
They're gonna wait, but we might be in this boys. We might be in this
Okay, I have a gun and a few smokes. Let's go. Let's go. I you jump me a smoke in the corner
I'll pick up the hook because you drop it. Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Take the party.
Yeah, we're dead.
I got it.
Oh.
What what happened? Who did that?
Why do you slow walk through this guy?
and made out so up through smoke nice can you come back here now all right
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay
I'm walking it lock in it boys lock it in
This guy's got a new AD fire
but negative 60 damage I stopped shot my own teammate
this is me feeling a cctd
way oh my god this guy's a demon he's crazy he's crazy
I'm not even joking about either I have negative 60 damage for the whole game
you stepped in front of me I have 74 damage this one
guys slow pushing through smoke
oh an AK, that was a heavy damage
wait what is that?
there's no damage
I suppose CT in tempo
I've said before
good to have delayed you
thank you
come here, come here
I suppose you're tempo
I'm dying
I'll go for your trade.
He's got a smoke.
One more, Cal.
They have bombs.
Hold on.
They have bombs.
They have bombs.
Hold on.
They have bombs.
They have bombs.
They have bombs.
It's a little bum, a little bum.
Got one eye, got one left, got one eye.
First kill of the day, boys.
That's two, seven.
That's a lucky case of it.
That is the lucky game though, if I've ever seen one hit by a line.
Good game man.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Okay, honestly, you're fine man.
I'll just come right in the corner.
Come on then daddy.
I'll be too.
Okay, just leave the minstrel here.
For you.
I'll be too.
For you.
For you.
For you.
For you.
For you.
Oh god, we're not that guy
I smoke everything, let's go
This is one of them
He's bashing out
Got him bashing, got him bashing
Oh
Oh god, one got one
No, he's in the thing with the cuttle thing!
Over there!
I'm one.
Bye, my thanks.
Ah, he's lit. Nice.
Great! Good work!
Oh, he also hit two in mid with that bomb.
Alright, don't worry boys, I got an app. We're saved.
The game is saved. The game is saved.
Look at him. Look at him.
We're sleeping tonight.
Alright pal, we had some good games.
We out.
I'm not so much man. I've been doing it. I've been doing it.
I'm not supposed to die.
See, who did I just get stuck on?
That was...
BOOM!
GOI!
Where is he?
Where is that guy?
No, we're all up for him.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate that.
Mm-hmm.
The point, smoke shield!
Okay, quick quick quick quick!
Flash into our left!
Flash bang now!
Flash!
And block!
Holy shit!
Flash from Mali down.
all right lock it in boys lock it in boys lock it in boys
it's time to get serious
where you're saying
I mean it's fucking field tested
Hi, this is not even stat rack
They're just the two
Died in the same spot that I died
Oh, they threw a 3D print grab.
Oh, gee.
Gotta walk it in.
No, gee, I don't know what to do. I'm...
I'm trying, like, pretty hard.
I can't even get a shot on him.
Nope, nobody's in the toilet.
Click on their heads.
Thanks, dude.
Thanks for the inside escape, big man.
He jumpshoots me.
I
Have a back down there was
He's been one of you five clutches 100%
I'm proud of that. I'm proud.
I am proud. I don't know if you
want to do that. Shoot them before they see what you're going to do.
I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I'm proud of that. I don't know if you want to do this.
I'm gonna shoot them before they shoot you. Where do we go? Beat it, Simon. We don't want to go.
Rush beat it. Rush beat it. Charge it.
Alright. There's one.
Oh!
NO!
There's four there.
They stacked it.
Maybe we should just go.
That's all I- That's all I had, boys!
That was everything!
And we did all that to the line!
Oh, a preppy maid, huh?
Oh.
God.
Take that wall.
That wall will not be missing with me and my crew again.
I wanna die, I wanna die.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in boy, lock it in.
I
So the house won't there be a thing. You should one person
Just go away. We're flying again. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I bought a back dead last round. Yeah, three of our guys bought last round
Yeah, holy shit
One HP back right
I
Nice
I'm gonna take some deep breaths. A quick six-minute light, a sip of water, and a chair re-investment.
She's my wife. This is my gen state.
I talk cause you're aligned.
Okay.
I
And they double-nated triple Molly did it
I don't know what you did to the wall the other round, but it just got revenge
What the hell was that? What is going on? What is going on? Are you seeing this?
I'm sure they don't get ops here.
Hi bomb.
Wait, this guy- I got bomb.
Where was he?
I
You might win this round
Oh, no way.
He kind of just went into the wall.
Spray it fuck. I'm gonna run into the wall
right in AIDS
Syphilis gonorrhea
rabs
Bumps on my junk and no way to live
What what am I seeing? I your clothes you want to give me quick rundown of what the hell is going on here?
Tyrone and all his boys are fucking all my holes peanut literally I am getting bent over and taking advantage of
That guy is not real. That's impossible. That's literally impossible. He just double-decked
me from all the way over there with a Glock 18. That's impossible, isn't it? Everyone
saying 100% cheating on that one.
Tina, just because you're bad at a video game doesn't mean everyone else does.
You quiet down over there.
You quiet down.
Timmy, I just got Glock 18 double head shot at 1, 2,
all the way across B. I don't think it's possible.
That guy has top-fragging on the other team.
He has a 3-2-2-3.
30K.
Use 30K in this game.
It's all over.
Oh my god.
Why would it be 30K and then now it's 18K?
like you switch accounts wait no way where does that this last guy
T-Rex he's half HP. Just peek him next game sniping. They know where you are, bro
I have two kills the 15th round
I have six men, I have six men, take me on back.
Lock it in, lock it in boys, lock it in.
I will say this is my worst map though.
I fucking hate this map.
Throwing fire, grenade.
Throwing smoke.
Got one.
I do I do double-stake
That's lucky case of right there that's lucky case of a father-in-law
I got you. What do you need? Nothing, man. I think Jesus Christ himself come down and take control.
Take the wheel. Yeah. Literally.
I'm kind of on fire right now, wait, you're cooking up, right?
Okay.
Who would've thought she has to enjoy a who would've thought doom would've thought.
The way!
Oh
I can't hear you down there for the bottom leadboard
All right, I'm the WC
Fuck you. I got a kill. Get in
Walk in it right now
Don't worry boys. I have an arm
It's over for these fools. All right. All comes down. You're telling me you just got six kills with the AK
Hey, now you're pulling an hop.
No four kills with an M4A1 edge!
You're a fucking bitch, it's okay.
Alright.
Hi, okay.
I don't hear anybody again.
I got bomb.
These kids are literally so shameless.
They were pushing on A.
I heard him.
Have it with yourself, Timmy!
Have it with yourself!
That is my fault.
Ha ha ha!
Timmy's still not taught me.
I looked up because I was suspicious of what was going on.
Immediate one shot to my face,
and then a second shot to his face.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Fuck it in, boys.
Fuck it in.
Get the fuck out of my way!
Uh uh!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
Sink!
He's about baby.
Wee!
There's smoke!
Nice.
He's gone.
Where's B?
Kill the guy.
Man, there's no one outside.
It can be on me.
You pretend for me.
You pretend for me to eat?
They're just going to go where we're not looking.
They're fighting.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Not cool.
Nice.
Give it to me.
Let's go!
Let's go!
No way!
We're still in this!
We have a chance of winning this!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
Yes!
I'll give it to the guy with the least amount of kills on your team quick.
Huh?
Thank you, good job.
Fucking telephone with my op.
Koshy, give me my AWP!
Close to the drop, close to the drop, and force, drop and force.
Give me that.
Give me- Give me-
Damn it, thank you! Everyone touched my AWP before I did. Genuinely, everyone.
See, you got passed around like you deserve.
I'm just a slut, mom.
Yeah.
Okay, game game, too.
I
God
run it
Bobby lovely lovely they're there. They're there. They're already pushed up
20. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.
I was going to tell them that was a good attempt. I'm bored.
I got one kill with it. I want that down. I want that to be noted. Lock it in boys. Lock
it in.
I
Stop sucking ass
What's that close close close
12. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, boys, okay, we're still in this.
We are still in this.
Come on, let's get this started.
Oh god, work team.
Give me that.
I knew you liked that.
You heard this.
Okay.
I can only catch one.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Okay, they're on the safe here.
They're on the safe here.
We've been away to them
Did you push up smoke?
Hey guys that she is to enjoy is
Check that down PC is he we're gonna say that SPC, okay?
That guy is cheating his absolute wiener off
I tried telling you this I tried telling you this
Off the water, we won this ruin this ruin this why?
I
Got you I got you one more
We've seen Bob
One HP of it last guy one HP actually
We got this boys we got this last round boys last round last round boys
Great I'm getting chat modded sweet. What a sweet dreams perfect great. Have that happen. I'm locking it lock it in
We choose which we choose
He's more mid, he's more mid!
There's a lot.
Okay, yeah, they could be up.
You know this?
I'm pushing mid, I can't, I'm blind.
I'm middle.
One, one, one, yeah, two, three!
Two, three, three, three, three!
Mid, three!
Oh no!
I'm small, I'm small, I'm small!
2, 3, 3, 3.
Guys!
nice 3v3 3v3
I say that's it nice 3v2 3v2 one down it
What's our spawn?
No!
Peanut!
Walk up, walk up this way.
He's pushing.
I barely checked, I can do the game.
Let's go.
Dude, he's just waiting for me in the smoke
Oh my god
You pick up the opps six times in a row I got one kill
Oh, no, I think he went to seven with a orange
Gonna kill this one I swear
Oh my god
He's my mid again
smoke
Dude don't wait did he walk out or are you visible on the right side?
Behind he's behind the thing in the middle
Nice. Good work. Yeah, Timmy, I was shouldering it. I think that cross in smoke. Yeah. Good
work. Keep going. They weren't out when I left.
Who would have thought?
Yeah!
Heh!
Who's bad at the op now?
Wait, would this score 2-11 this game?
I think so!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hmm, I don't know.
There was not much to go.
They're pushing red room, like a clearing.
They're just sitting in corners.
They made sure to come down there.
I smoke, I smoke, I smoke, I smoke!
One out, middle.
Fuck.
That's bomb. One could be out, eh.
Watch my cave, watch my cave.
Watch, watch.
Yep, yellow. Yellow, watch A man.
watch a man out a half HP bombs down that's it don't know can't leave a
bit stream sniffing
wait guy guy should be half HP but single but I'm one shot
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
Keep talking about it.
Nice.
Word team.
Where's coach's body at?
Is this coach's body?
Nope.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
Hear me out.
How about that?
We are bringing it back boys.
We are bringing it back.
It's 4-10.
It was 4-10?
Yeah, 10.
He's bought a 4-10 lead, he's...
Well, I guess that's just what happens when poop corn's on your team.
Poop corn always brings it home.
That's it?
You have nine kills.
You're not even a double bidder.
You have to actually almost double overtime and you still earn single digit kills.
I think that's the single digits in your butthole, I can't word it, they could be on me, but
let me take the lowest single digits, for the rest of the shit, I don't need it, it's
not going to be me, okay boys, that's a lot of folks, okay, oh no there, I need to
I need to get one there, I need to get one.
We're team flushes.
All flushes.
Go, go, go!
Cap HP ramp, 1k, and then 1 may be flanking.
Nice. Last guy.
Watch the flank.
Stick it, stick it.
Oh, good for tees!
Hooray!
We won!
No way!
That would be a 4 to 10.
No, it was 2 to 11.
I thought we won.
We got to win the next one.
Just to pick team.
We're locking it!
Lock it in!
He plays the same spot every single time on A.
It's behind single blocks.
Exactly.
I'm going to smoke literally everything and then we just molly up the wall and I'll box it and he dies.
One could be
There's a close one
There's one
I'm nearly
He's gonna be on top of the five
Alright, great
Come come come
Come
Nice one though
Flash him, ready?
Come come come
On top
Hit the one
What?!
What?!
How...
Is...
So, uh, if I still have three smokes, I'm still the first one out, we have an issue.
Actually I was.
I will be the first one out to site.
I will stop at nothing.
I'll smoke everything.
So be done with the smoke in the corner.
I need for the molly, today is the first molly
Look ahead, uh, towards me, when we go through the doors
Yeah, but you tell me to go in there
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be doled
Go go go go go go go go
Keep moving, keep moving
I can smoke here, I can smoke here and everything
I don't have a smoke
Three nades, man
Is that supposed to grab a smoke?
Oh, shit
I have, I have, I have, I have
What, what?
Grab a smoke, yellow
I can smoke everything
One right here in front of us
I
Okay, all right, all right
Thank you
That's not something I'm gonna do right now chief. No, there's still that's a later
Just one
Yeah, I'm 41.
No way he's expecting that, I'm a fucking idiot.
I wish I had.
You got two flashes, Britt. M&A.
M&A didn't group.
M&C, man.
That's... I can't turn off the M&A.
All right boys, last round of the game.
All right, thank you for 77.
Last round of the game, gentlemen.
I'm gonna get serious.
It is time.
I don't know why I forgot which button is the buy button.
Wait, everybody, you got that button.
All right, lock it in.
Lock it in, boys.
It is time now, my brother.
Time to get serious.
is what you meant
I think we just wait, I think we play slow
you guys play slow
I think Bob's
give me your smoke, I'll see how he spots me again
Oh my goodness, and the bomb going out there.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, Cluxy!
You're a nigger!
Oh shit, oh my god
Okay, well, I had to be my sound right at like at the last time so Jesus. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Sorry
Sorry everybody. Sorry about that. He said he said good game by the way. I don't know if you heard him, but he said good game. He said closey good game.
Closey good game. Yeah man. Closey good game. Yeah, I don't know if you heard him, but he said closey good game. Good fights out there.
He said GG's, that's what he said. He said closey good game out there.
game at the end okay well these last three games have been the meat grinder
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm trying to find a second account guys don't worry oh my
I might uh
Oh, thank God the guy that started playing boss keyboard today is here guys
I said he started playing boss and keyboard today
I
Surprise he actually went over to it. I don't have an option. I can't you can't leave over joy. Yeah
Okay
I'm down for another round of ass bounding
Let's proceed. Let us. I'm not ready. You're not ready to take a moment to meditate for
a second. I am gonna pee and get a hammered. Fuck yeah. Happy Monday. Happy Monday.
What the heck?
Dude it's funny is I haven't won a single game since I acquired my rank
Yeah, dude. I've been one rank off of before I got ranked
I'm like we need one win to get ranked and I just can't win so my elo is just going lower and lower
Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir
Yeah, um, you said you were looking for an alt account that isn't 25,000 points
They're you taking time help that can help I'm gonna take a quick pee pee and grab
Whiskey
Alright, I'm gonna open it back. I will be right back gentlemen give me two seconds
I'm going to go take a quick pee pee and then wrap some whiskey we'll we'll get right back in there
Be
Right back I
Clicked two buttons and now there are two songs playing at the same time
Including my background song so a total of three songs playing at the same time I
I
Apologize for everything that is happening right now. I apologize
One moment let me fix this
Alright I got rid of one of them. Let me give it to the other one. Okay. We are good to go I
Will be right back gonna go to a quick pee pee. Oh
Oh wait we lost the dancing we lost the dancing thing hold up hold up
All right now
We are good to go. All right be right back. I'm gonna take a quick beat
Oh my god, I actually got an emerald!
Oh my god!
Wait, I treated up, I got an emerald!
No way!
I got a bowie knife emerald!
Yeah!
What?
Wait, I actually got an emerald!
It's ass, it's a bowie knife, but...
Wait, what the fuck?
That's actually crazy.
You did say you were going to shotgun 7 beers and you got an emerald.
what the hell how much is that worth I don't know oh my god her fucking market
finder is taking a piss wait
Factor new point oh to portal it's a holy point oh to a point
Track did you think he said born into oh, yeah, this game is late. Oh my gosh shit
That's my second good trade-up. I got an M9 Doppler and then
I haven't done I haven't done I haven't done I have the game
Oh
Because you trade up another red yeah, I got fucking emerald
Yeah, I got an emerald bowie knife
Look is that is that something
Yes, so like let me take a quick like
So like you can get a sapphire you can get a ruby or you can get I'm not anything
Okay, then how what where the hell you tell me to look? Well kick kick, but I don't think you bring up a dream
I see a new picture. It's a yes to be a picture. Are you sure that's a thing? I've never heard of a buoy knife emerald
It's a bowie knife gamma Doppler. So it's the same thing as a Doppler
You know how the Doppler has phase one through four. Yeah
You have a small chance for a Doppler to be a Ruby or a Sapphire and you have a small chance of a gamma Doppler to be an Emerald.
Uh, uh, so it's like the best way you can get from, you know those gamma cases that you're opening, you're trying to get Emeralds.
Yeah.
I got one.
I
Get I don't think that exists. Okay
What does that mean have you seen the picture? Yeah, give me a sec. Yeah, I
Think you see gamma Doppler emerald
Well, how about we dive?
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What is that?
Like nine bucks?
You're so s- I'm setting it.
But I couldn't find whiskey, so I found a half empty bottle of wine on my kitchen counter.
Is there a reason why I can't buy cases?
Broke?
I said it to you.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
It's fucked up
Understand I have money in my cake like in my wallet, but I can't buy anything
Yes, Steve is super weird trust me all that stuff is aids until you get to figure it out. Okay, so alright. I'm showing a
I guess I guess there. I mean I didn't exist it but there is a
A bully knife, gamma Doppler, emerald.
It's clean.
I mean, it's clean.
Yeah, so, yeah, so.
I mean, yeah, man, that's the clean.
Yeah, man, how's your ultraviolet treating you, huh?
I mean, see that clean, I mean, I mean.
Okay, wait, okay, what does it factory do?
Yeah.
Okay, let me look at the price of that.
Let's see, let's see.
A bully knife, emerald, CSG.
You just pulled that from a red straight up?
Yeah, if that was on a butterfly,
that would have been like 15K.
$548.
Yeah, it's sick, man.
I mean, you are $2 in the red from your drink.
I'm...
Yo, fuck you.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I just realized why didn't it exist
because no one's ever talked about it ever.
Okay, Emerald is still good.
I'm at watch. I'm it's it's it may be the worst it never over stay nice, but
I actual die die
I'm not sure that's chill. Let's go. Hmm. There's no there's no way it's only $500. There's no way
550 that's what says five forty eight forty two cents
Oh wait wait wait that might be wrong because there's a minimal wear that the minimal wear one is eight hundred and five dollars
Yeah, yeah, it's a factory new
Are you looking up face to?
No, I just like a game of doppler emerald
Well right here Bowie knife game of doppler emerald factor new 548 minimal wear eight of five
Oh wait, I need the minimal, I need the minimal where it's actually more rare and therefore
more expensive.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
I'm just waiting for you to open something up.
I'm just saying, I mean, Dave, that's great that you got an emerald.
I wish I could open an emerald.
Okay?
I didn't open it.
I traded up for it.
Or traded up for an emerald.
Not a Buuuuuii-dive!
So that's like winning the powerball for $28.
I mean you got lucky.
I think it's really good.
You don't even have fucking arms and legs to hold the fuck.
Why are you opening shit?
It's gonna land the ground came to fucking use it. Yeah, I've got cool stuff
I got I open this Ruby one time. I jaded up to this Ruby one time
That's sick. You like that. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Oh, yeah
Yeah
You're a Ruby too. You might treat it up for this. I admire mm-hmm
Closer your collection. Yeah. Yeah, look at mine drag. I know this would
I know, I know.
Fuck you guys.
Is that a Karendi?
No, it's a power knife.
Oh my god, what you guys, if I get one more Stat Trek Red, I could do a trade up for a Stat Trek knife.
I don't think I should do that.
Are Stat Treks worth less?
I believe so.
You don't do that?
Yeah, I think they're worth less.
I think they're worth less.
I'm getting white girl wasted with a zoomed red wine.
Close it.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are we ready to hop into the game?
Did Timmy get an alt thing out?
Timmy's muted.
Timmy's muted.
I'm not saying the Bowie knife emerald is not cool. It's very cool. I would say like
like like you like getting emerald is so rare. Like you hate to see it go on a Bowie
You know what I'm like that like
That's like that's like that's like okay. That's like having rolls Roy's wheels on a 2004 Chevy
Yeah, that's like that's like they're cool like that is that is cool like don't we me wrong really cool like
damn
You know I'm not like shit that month. You might make a sense. I feel like I'm not
My make sense
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what I say. Yeah emerald cool, but it's like ah, you know that one like ah
Don't it. You're dumb on it. It's like oh don't it
Exactly exactly exactly very cool
It's like having a PC, but with your gameplay skills
I
Look see okay, he did fun. Hey, man. You found the account
100 chroma twos and I'm running five in ads tomorrow
I fucking should guys will look we guys guys guys guys guys
Where's to be at? Where's to be at? Do we play?
He's fixing his crosshair. He did find a new collar.
Okay, perfect. Okay, okay, okay.
So he should be here to say,
okay, I'm gonna see if I can get one more stat track
and then run a stat track.
Try it out, okay?
Let me see if I can, I need some pinks.
Do I have any pinks?
I don't have any pinks.
I found a new account to me, run a second.
Wait, yeah, I don't have enough
for what I'm trying to do here.
That's the same.
That is the same.
I do not.
I do not.
That's the same
If you have four you have four statrack red boys
Kind of way. I thought we did
My three one two is this that track? Oh, yeah three four. We're gonna trade up. Where are they?
one two three
Is the fourth one at what am I missing this whatever this is
Kind of trade this up
What the hell only satrack it
loves no knife oh there's no satrack gloves oh gotcha okay gotcha gotcha okay okay
Gotcha. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. No,
Sattrack's got to score mocha underscore Latte sent.
Cloaksy doesn't even know how many. Oh, I heard. I heard
buddy. I heard bow. Can't read boy. We know. I think it's
just the gloves. You can't use that track so that you
can't apply this because it's in the recoil case. It's
all it gives you gloves.
I'll be since you've been by south. There's Mr.
Drax and Mike. There's Mr. G's. Then give you up. You
You send me your new friend code, whatever you get the chance, okay?
There sir.
Okay, okay, good, good.
Take it, good, good.
More cases.
I'll go, so you open in more cases.
Yeah, he's weird, he probably has so many cases.
Alright, look at some, look at some gigs.
There's just 21, there's just 21.
Let's hit a quick Duwadi, we're at a quick Duwadi, while we wait for Mr. Demi at quick Duwadi, quick Duwadi.
Oh.
Here's the quick one. Here's the quick one. I'm also doing the cheap ones. I'm doing dreams of nightmares.
Quick dreams of nightmares. One moment, boys. One moment.
Here we go. Little something, something. Little something, something.
one of these. Oh, does anyone
know if a mouse takes long to
charge? No, it does not. Okay,
okay. Thank you so much.
I'm just gonna leave your charging
for now. I'm messaging you my
new code. Okay. Sounds good.
All right
Okay, sitting you in a friend request right now
Here you go chief
Okay, that that seems a little less hidden on your name, but that's okay
I'll change the name in a second. I
I see your friend, let's
Case is for good luck pregame case open
We got scan we got scan
Why change accounts because we are getting our ass up blasted sir for the last three hours
I
Eat 25 elo we're breaking them down just a tad
Here can you open a fucking gold I've never seen a gold open line
Working on it. Why do you think I've been do not here, but he's guys been running me dry
I
Honestly have no help anymore. I have no help. I don't even care
I've opened so many cases of the last two weeks with the bugulators that I
Don't think gold exists anymore. I don't think you can get anymore. It's impossible. You can't get it
Yeah, yeah, no, it's got a yeah, that's right. That's right. Oh, it's big
Can't can't get a gold. Oh my god like like oh my wouldn't I look silly if I was proved wrong right now
I look like a total idiot right now if I was you can't get a gold you can't get a gold
I look like an idiot if I was proof longer right now
and I'm all I give us
If they if I got proof right now, yeah, look at the game
Yeah, if I got people right now I look like a fool from all my friend
I look so stupid if it if it gave me a golden prove me wrong
But all my friends like always
That's all these cases
Oh my god, I look like such a fool right now, but give me a gold. Oh my god. Come on. Don't give it to me
That's the last thing I want. Don't do it
I'm taking this shotgun and I'm gonna get my inventory of course
Thank you, sir
Oh my God, what a scam.
Perhaps one more, perhaps one more, perhaps one more, perhaps a quick one, perhaps one
more quick one.
Alright, okay, I'm going to save the rest of the game after this next one.
Let's go!
I got an executive and I want to go!
Alright, Timmy!
Am I here?
Am I here?
Can you fight me?
Oh.
Welcome in!
Welcome in!
One lucky case for Mr. Timmy first.
We say that, we say that.
And I've been scammed.
you gotta do the lucky ginger case oh yeah the lucky ginger case can't forget the
lucky ginger case you're right you're right oh my god what's the got a hood
god better get a gold I did but can't forget about the lucky drag case though
cannot forget about that and not forget about the lucky drag case here it is here
It is oh my god, oh my god
That's a piece of shit with the holy
That is the city is never seen
I
For getting a bully knife, I cannot believe that I cannot believe it
That's not about how cool
You get I got a bully knife
No way you got a fucking bowie knife
I'm going to be what?
Freehand ball worn.
That actually might be $30.
Let me check.
Let me check.
Bowie knife.
I mean I think it looks kinda cool though.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Freehand.
That looks terrible.
I agree.
Guys that is $80.
A lot of Big Macs.
That's a lot of Big Macs right there.
and trash the back to back the back to back I did get two reds okay all right I
see I see it this is all just a big prank on me I see this all just a big joke
Big joke.
You didn't do the lucky first.
I need to stop fast opening.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
You know?
You know?
Dude, I cannot believe I just pulled an 80 dollar knife.
Is that the cheapest knife?
No, I opened one that was 30 last round.
You remember that?
Yeah, it's Shadow Daggers.
Scard black laminate
Actually might be the worst
Shit you can get I didn't even think knives could be that low. I thought they like there was minimum like
What am I?
Dude, that is that's crazy. I did yeah
two weeks of opening cases and I get
Possibly the ugliest piece of shit. I've ever had on my screen
In my style I
I don't even know what that's supposed to be
There's some purple in there, but then there's some black on the right side, and there's like some purple over here
And there's some like drugs in the middle
There's a green dot right here. I don't know this is supposed to be right here
Stop me with the place
In the game of course in the game
I'm ready to go 220.
Okay, I don't know about you guys.
We checked the float.
The float is point 411266893.
What does that matter?
W poop knife.
Knife for poop cord.
It's a Damascus knife, you moron.
No, it's freehand.
It says freehand.
What's your roll on?
Give it to Genji you
Oh my god, we're 12 hungry
Oh, I mean I like the knife I would definitely use it
It's 12,000 man
Wait, why are you saying that shit all the fucking time I was like trodden?
Yeah, I don't know if you know I could barely count to 50, okay? Timmy?
That's okay, it's my fault
Let me see you make it funny you
I don't know what I could
Timmy you see the new apex of the oh
Apex in 226 let it die
Do they both
No
The I don't know they touched past I know it's a race wants and give up
Are they ever gonna boss that character because I care to shit?
Which one? Which one?
I find a man.
I find a?
Oh yeah, guys. Garbage.
The, apparently the crack guy is pretty good.
Meth, fentanyl man, update, update.
Update is pretty good.
Mm-mm.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
The recent update or like, there's a new one coming out, guys.
There's a new one coming out for the new split.
Oh, Genie's open in case there's no way!
You figured out how to do it, Genie?
No.
Yeah, yeah, I figured it out.
You received it a trade
Which we give this
What's the knife it was freehand well one bully died mm-hmm I start that okay that was the woman
Yep, I'm coming
Yep, Julie, boom.
Yep, got it all.
Did you want this poop knife?
Yep, boom, perfect.
What?
You want this poop knife?
It's not even a poop knife.
It looks cool.
Yeah, of course.
Is that my donation?
You're gonna have the poop knife.
Ah, it's a lucky track.
Thank you.
Of course, yeah, anytime.
Anytime.
It's really not bad, though.
It is, great.
Thank you guys for this.
I got trade-ups today.
Follow me.
Coachie.
Follow me, guys.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I'm gonna
My god who who is orange?
Oh, he almost aced it.
Almost, I got enough.
Yeah, I would have done better if I'd enjoyed it.
Yep, shit.
Carpets, carpets, carpets.
Yep.
Next time, get dragging there.
Next time, get the pros.
Get the pros in the front line.
Get dragging there.
No problem.
right here right now right here right out. Oh my gosh. What in there? I died. Oh, I
I got one, I got one!
Oh, the fuck!
No!
Go here.
Yeah, play it.
First kill was pretty sweet though, man.
Oh my god, I can't hit him!
Oh, so you have to shoot the guy!
Oh, we just got a cooking.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh!
Oh, did you just fire?
Oh.
Okay.
Come on, come on.
Oh, don't wait!
He's cooking!
I did it!
Nice!
Sorry!
Chocolate tech nine.
It's the matter.
It is the matter.
I like this little tech nine.
It's actually, it fits me.
I
Okay, I couldn't get it
Lock in it boys, okay, I'm a certain time forever
You were shooting the wood. Oh my bad. I didn't know at 12 games
semi-automatic shotgun couldn't go through an inch of fly one my apologies
hey can you help you guys have some interesting names thanks I feel like I
need to be funny all of you boy
I'm feeling the pain.
You have a gun?
Yes, I have a shotgun.
It's nice.
Wow, that's incredible.
You should shove it up your rectum.
I
Hit a guy for 15 damage
I'm gonna make you jealous of it
Not to make you jealous, but I'm kind of running the running circles around
When you go when you going you take this take this
They push every round
I'm gonna go crazy! I'm gonna go crazy!
Oh god.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
There's two guys left.
AHH!
That's real!
Oh, go go.
Okay, case open.
And I'm gonna scan.
Oh, these are my last cases that I have now.
My case is dead.
No, I open like 200 gauges for it to be up $80 Bowie my well-worn knife. Yeah, that's actually us
Kill me kill me immediately in the game boys
Follow me boys
To the left
You bastard!
No...
I shot him!
He's back!
Shoot him! She shot she!
He deserved that!
I shy you're trying to try to try to try that
Locking in boys locked in
All right off no armor. Thank you
It's a desert eagle dude. Look at that booger knife
Okay, go that you're dog ship out. I got a fades to let oh back feeding buddy
Yeah, not be crazy. That's a crazy boys
at the purple tip and I'm up
okay somebody somebody's a lot down
somebody put that clip in slow motion I shot that guy directly in the left eye
I'm certain of it I am certain of it oh no way man it's too close
Banana. Nice. One more. One more. Banana.
Okay, behind me.
Okay, I did get a kill that...
Peanut missed. So, you know what?
That makes up my dad
Oh
All right, okay
I'll be sure that's right. Let's try. Let's try. Let's try guys try to lock it in how many kills
Let me check
I would be driving
Bucketed boys lock it in right here right here right now fingers on W and it's on Q and it's been happening every round
Oh, that'll happen
That'll happen that'll happen
Yeah, I'm not gonna get my grades this time
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
I don't think anybody knows what we're done.
I'm holding the flame.
Okay.
Should have been close.
Okay, should have been close-y.
Good, now it is close-y.
Oh, shit.
Guys.
Oh, no.
Something right here.
Is that gonna be interesting?
Yep.
And...
I hit him!
very good reaction time reaction time i'm a genuine tells the shuttle
i'm thousand ms
demi i'm a kneejerk i'm a kneejerk guidance what are we doing where are we
going what's the plan if i'm in a k okay i heard that you're left wait here
okay i'm pavo yeah let's go all mid go right side we're gonna go
go right here you go right okay guide right right right follow me
thanks much
i'm flashing out
oh my you're on your own chief
send out send out
Robots Robots we're here we're here we're here in the raid in Dominant.
One, two, three.
Oh fuck.
I'm in the library.
Library library.
I don't know I don't know.
You know the library library he killed one.
No he is in there.
Fuck it we ball.
I'm right behind you ballie as well.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you right there.
I think so I think so.
Moji are you here?
Hey guys, yeah, you do a team.
Hey
Wait we're down five rounds.
Yes we are.
What the hell are you talking about?
You are a team jackass.
Yeah, I was spamming in cases the entire time.
You think the whole was a late game.
Game
Hey, Dammit, church, church
Is he in?
Yeah, another one in the small place
BBB, but...
BBB, run B, run B, run B
Is it that way?
So on your map it's a big B
Fuck you
Damn it!
Guys, please
I think the problem rests in like we suck.
No, I can't be that.
You're right.
You're right.
There's something else.
It has to be something else.
It has to be something else.
It could be anything else.
It could be anything else.
I see.
Let's maybe another.
Maybe another op.
Maybe another apple, something easier.
Oh Mr. Philly's Festival, we're gonna see the marbles of Moitgen, Ben, good afternoon!
Thank you, my boy, good luck, see you guys in the next one.
That's my job!
Hold on, hold on.
It's very kind of you.
Got a double mic, yours is few Mr. Philly.
That wasn't too much.
Oh, there's two left.
Nice
And then he actually starts doing good, you know you fucking shock
I'll need I'll need too much negative
He's in the close corner, man.
Oh, god, we have to double up.
Plus that's it, you saw one, you saw it right there.
Oh, no!
How did I miss those shots?
That's all good.
I need my suit.
What do you need?
Genji and Jack.
I have fucking G90 and run it down mid.
the bag buddy I'm so you know we're out of the
bird I'm going crazy with the hot points
okay okay hold that okay kneecaps kneecaps
not toes kneecaps
okay wait for the namesack
that's fine fine go man go man guys
Get your box, get your box, get your box!
BIP!
Okay, I see.
I don't like it, I don't like it.
Keep going, keep going, do not stop.
Oh!
Do not stop.
Do not stop.
Planting the bomb on site A!
Yes, I do not stop. Keep going.
Look at it, boys!
I'm pushing to you, guys!
I'm high-lying.
Oh my god.
1 buggy, 1 buggy.
what balcony is balcony still I don't know
one's a bit one's a bit one's a bit one's a bit
and I got all the time track oh right
points we're still in there's we're still in there's
on your first but you still got this anybody
okay I just think they say after you buy me go to your settings and turn on
follow recall. Holy shit you just gave me a lot of comms. Buy me first buy me first.
Buy you Biletto, Smoke, Flash. Right, right. I'm copying to you with the dual bulleters.
Afterwards, settings, uh, this is barren type things, follow recall and turn it on.
I'll be your new best friend. I think my new button might be breaking
a little bit. I think I'm talking to my stream while I'm talking to you guys as well.
Sorry, that happens.
Oh.
No, we haven't already.
We haven't already.
Oh.
I just, I see one mid.
Choice smoke.
Oh, they all push hard push mid.
Three of them.
Nothing.
Tina, what are you doing?
I am camping the apartments.
You do realize that we're going to be.
Oh, I killed someone, and I see it.
They're on P.
Good guys, good guys.
He probably wasn't made to be
No, oh
He's probably made to be
Looking for him, I'm not seeing nothing
He's charged man
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
No, no, no. I couldn't even find that you said.
Yeah. So, top left, top left, press the icon and then press the little magnifying and type
in recolonel. Just type in right goal.
Let's walk the SSC.
Let's click. We're turning up and out. We are turning it up and out boys.
Whenever you shoot, your crosshair will move while your recoil stays up.
Pretty much whatever your crosshair is, just do the whole thing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Forgot to buy anything and everything in this room?
You good?
Okay, they're in apartments.
Going.
Good shots, good shots.
On site.
You better give that SSG another another good shot I don't think it got its full potential
out.
my dink
Takes your ammo away. Yeah, you only have 50 bullets. Oh my god
Hey, oh, they're on beat on me
Okay
Oh, that was okay.
You follow me?
I will miss this operation.
I can't follow you.
Fuck!
Oh, fuck you.
How did he not die?
Don't you get to go for the defuse?
Wait, I did.
Oh, well then I didn't like him.
He killed me.
Sons of...
I did not like him.
You should have just keep buying C9.
Rock it in boys!
I
Nope, I'm buying P90 teller in the game. Sorry. Hey, I mean it for no, I'm buying P90 teller in the game
It's got me that for
Okay
Thanks, okay. I'm here. What if I told you guys I wasn't playing this entire game. I would I would I would believe you
My friend Kyle
Yep, yep, he was just playing I'm here though
Okay
I'm sure this is what we're showing this.
Closey.
Closey.
What?
Drop him as I told you.
Drop it.
That's one.
What?
One.
That's one.
Oh.
Oh.
That was chicken.
Sorry.
There you go.
Fuck you!
They're pushing! They're pushing! Run! Closey! Run!
Yes, yes, yes.
That could be.
Oh
My gosh, I'm going to jump and all in Minecraft. It's gonna be here. I was a P 20 and a P 250
No
I
Got one nice insane insane insane
I just know something
Nice last one I'm a running running running running. I
Skim so fucking easy
Now we're cooking boys now we got the ball rolling. That's good now. It's time to get down to the nitty-gritty
So I kind of like the ups for some
Don't say the United Postal Service pistol
You know have you drank whiskey beer and wine?
No, just beer wine. Oh
Hey, it's something
You might be good apartment.
I don't like that.
I am fired for the job.
No, I'm asked.
Two on that banana on the on a.
That's called discipline trigger discipline
Mm-hmm
Smore to shove everything with the bomb. I got it. You pop it. So it's you banana
They did
It's okay. They took it. They took it. Oh my god. Okay
My street critters gone one short
Pretty good before that
Oh shit, give me head man, give me the head, give me head!
Shit, shit man!
Okay dude, alright, it's time to start playing for real.
I'm activating Shroud technology.
C9 Shroud technology.
Oh shit.
Watch out. These boys are barbed up.
I don't know what they're doing right here.
Oh my god, I fall for the same grenade every time.
Wait, orange? Who's orange?
Dizzy.
B.
B, does it not say my name above me?
No, I have a head.
after that guy said Gegean won't play I'm only be hard you come on bottom
there's a guy in apartments I have no idea what I'm physically possible
Mm-hmm
I said you have fire on things
One is one
I drag you if you're gonna use that you want to aim a little bit far to the right, but then your 1,000 ms. We'll catch up
Yeah
Yeah, how you don't have a thousand milliseconds. Yeah, that are your brain dead
Before
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay.
What?
No worries. No worries. No worries.
Coms would have been nice instead of a knife in my stomach.
I've never seen this. Oh my god. What happened? How does he have 18k elo? You are 18k frim.
Ha ha ha, fuck you guys, yes I am!
You lost.
It's on to 12-hundred!
Release me from this house!
I will take full responsibility, I take full responsibility for that.
You can point and blame me.
I'm not for that, I'm not for that.
Okay, at least I was in third place.
Okay, that's something that I can
It's my first day on this input
Well, maybe we better update you
What do you think I can eat more than a what what what you I get right here
Sevens is kind of bad. No, let me pull a global break. I was a good dog
I've been scammed last case
Oh
Okay, guys, all right listen to me right now listen to me very closely listening I
Am about to put my entire pussy into this next game. Okay. I I am not losing a fifth game in a row
I will give everything I've got
every
from the from the first
second I touched the first person shooter game I've been preparing for this
moment right here right here we are going in there and we're gonna show who the
Ah, it's a fascist.
Are you?
Is that someone's dog?
Maybe we have said to his dog.
I think Alu need it too.
That was me.
Oh, that was you.
Oh, that's good.
Oh
That's a good boy said only said. Oh my goodness you would fit right in and close these furry parties
All right, let's go ahead and get in there
Let's get in there. Let's get in there fuck. I forgot to pee
He is for the week
This down your sock. It's time to lock in is there a bottle nearby
You piss in a bottle while speaking directly to me. I'm gonna have to fuck you
If we win this game, I will give you some more cases, if we win this game.
If and only if.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
And no one's far enough. No ancient 100% I agree with that. I agree with that
Also, I'm kind of digging some overpass and I'm up
maybe maybe
Cautious run Maron again, Ron's kind of nice
Was that the one we just played?
We played it for no it's for those already out
Okay
Let's do Duke.
Let's do Duke.
Let's do Duke.
Let's do Duke.
Let's do Duke.
You're not winning, buddy?
Shh.
We'll see about that.
We'll see about that,
little man.
We will be seeing about that,
little man.
I am about to go crazy
on these men.
Finish them off so quickly my team won't even be able to get to the site for me there before they're all bad
Okay
Thanks for the love after the stream ended Sunday a great AP that's a guy. Oh, mr. Disturbed actually
I actually read your thing at the beginning of today's stream by accident a little bit
I didn't see that it was
Thank you my boy, thank you my boy, thank you my boy
Do I drop them now? No I'm gonna drop them
You can drop it over here
Lock it, lock it, lock it
No wait, if you drop it on the ground where no one picks it up, I can pick it up for you
I feel it in the hole
If you do it in the door right here
Oh
This is our game I hear boys
This is our game
Thank you for that
Alright, make sure that we're done
Make sure that we're done
Holy shit, I can do that
What? What? What?
Stay good.
I'm on. Peanuts.
Thanks for watching. Good to watch. Good to worry.
Uh, Gingy, so, you wanna look at the couple that we came from?
Oh, up there.
Yeah.
Oh, he's uh, he's dead man.
Onside, onside.
What?
I don't know.
What are you up to?
Where are you guys?
On hand!
Oh my B bro.
Wait, I think he's through.
I'll leave you to time.
Does this kill me?
No way!
No way!
Let's go!
I'm going to make it real good for all both you and your boys good boys good boys
thank god i should be more on the back of your bag
i did it, i won outside, i won my war
you would have been so proud of me
both go outside, we can do it
i'll buy you that, you can buy me an AK
oh okay okay
okay
buy me an AK
in fact that was a crazy play to win that
and clutch that up
thank you
i'm going to write that down, i'm going to write that down
I thought that was you.
I thought that was you.
I'll take this right this way.
Flashing.
Yeah, deep deep deep to me. Over here.
Oh, he died.
Yep. I'm coming in the head here.
Come back. Come back.
Come on.
What do I play?
I'm holding 5, nothing is happening.
Get the plant.
How do you just instantly dink me, man?
Wait, Jack, come up.
He's in the thingy with the thing!
I am one shot, he's in HUD.
Watch this door.
or my legs at that you won't jump off 360 nose couple what's this you have an
is he saving AK?
I don't think you got mine.
He's back here.
Am I going to die now because of you?
No.
He's going to do it.
Hit me.
Open it.
Open it.
Jump on your head.
I don't know.
I took 15.
There's no way.
Hey.
You died every time.
15 is safe.
Oh, you know, 16 is safe for my corner.
How much health did Koji have?
It's 10.
10?
Ooh.
you're dead from the start chief
he's plotting on your downfall
i got side trackers
oh shit
pretty good
i got flashed
i got flashed
flashed
i got flashed
I think I changed my sensitivity way too high.
I just, how did I think him with an AK, by the way?
You shoot up in the head.
Oh.
Right?
Maybe the other questions do not hesitate to ask.
Thanks, Pnut.
You're at your service.
Thanks, Pnut.
No problem.
No worries, Ed, for friendship work.
Hey dude, mid-round gold.
What the hell are we doing? Where are we all at with that?
What the hell is going on?
They got a track on their team.
Mid-round gold.
Good work team!
You think you have a track on your team?
Yeah, yeah.
They means like a really good player.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Mm-hmm.
It's a bit of a bottom line.
Oh, they have a-
Fuck you.
No, man, I got two kills.
Oh
Well, you have four sick
I'm very proud of you, but you're drinking
Not gonna lie to you didn't fuck there. Well, I'm obsessed on that. We're gonna cancel all good
I think garage stairs what like outside on the right
one behind you guys, one behind you guys, on our roof, on our roof, on our roof.
Oh my god, he was on like that big circle thing.
That trigger discipline was, the timer?
No way, he just slow walks up on that thing.
He's got one.
I was talking outside. You play
bomb. Yeah. Right back. Okay. I
kind of forgot if we were the
terrorists or not. So, I just
rushed him. Yeah, that happens.
11 11 11 11 11. Big quick
defeat. I think I should I
should stop talking shit to
P-neck. Yeah, most kills the
There's a hope!
There was a genuine hope.
Stop, wait!
We almost see my head off.
CT, CT spawn, CT spawn, stuck.
Tag, CT spawns. Nice.
Blimey, in the room.
Yeah, there's been a pretty much in there.
Oh, no.
I'm not here.
What?
No!
I'm not here.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Ouch!
1v1
Where is he?
Big round here.
Just walk to your left.
That room.
Yep.
And then you're gonna go to the site and try to clear it, you have 20 seconds, you're gonna have to plant here soon.
Alright, yellow, just like that.
Alright, go inside there.
DJ, you're doing great!
Peanut! Licky! Oh my gosh!
I
Like it
My heart is racing you scared the shit out of me. Well, let you know what a vibe
everyone's my thing
this is a guy in the garage
on the left side
in the garage
oh no he got me
i think the bomb is down the bench
oh
what is that
you can't do this
i'll be bald
what
oh my god
i bet i was gonna do a cool little
I'll be there for you too!
One B5, see you on Twitter.
Here left.
That's exactly where I died to the two guys right and left.
That's your shame. That is your shame.
Alright, three to three.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking of a ramp rush here.
Oh, yeah, I'll go first. I would leave my life down all the line for the team
Okay, you do it
Right here, that's not what I'm about to drop
I'll go behind drag
Go behind me. Go behind me. I lost my some G but fuck it. We both
On three
Go!
Oh, no!
I made it.
Do it, do it, do it!
One behind.
Told you, don't ever be on.
Yeah.
He's...
Throw, throw, throw, throw!
He's like, he's like...
In...
Second?
Final come.
Small.
one round, one round.
What?
What?
That was crazy.
Yeah.
This is the patient we've been in any game on.
true and this is a CT side map yep CT's mm-hmm that's right actually looks
winnable can someone give me a smoke
I can get up getting owned it what is free and then I'll ramp again what to
three we need talking about we're getting out
Oh, he's down below anyway, anyway, he said the jacket is penis.
Automate.
Automate.
Automate.
No.
I got it.
Wait.
I got it.
Good.
Now, look at that average penis talker.
Yeah, a little bit.
We seem to advance penis talker.
I
Was playing here
Wait guys, I got the SSG
One more time boys one more drive
one
There's one that left on the container
Oh, he shot me in the big
guys this guy with this op
My this my this is well
My goodness right at his head, but it's like it goes
That'll happen
The key is so hard to use
6-3 we're still not out of this boys
What?
I mean I can't, I give you a gun
Oh you gave me a gun, oh okay
He pictured
Oh my god
My legs are pretty
You look great in it
Oh
I'm gonna come
I am the worst player to have a Texas game. I might be the worst but it's a game boys
I have 17 oath man. He's got like me. Nice man. He just climbed up ladder with no audio
It's an off-night for me, buddy!
It's an off-night!
I'm very good!
You see this?
Good try.
Good try.
They're lucky it wasn't me.
Okay, that's
Well you moly close here, huh?
Why are you buying all that?
What am I?
All those cases I saw
Those were keys open the cases I already bought
What?
Oh.
Oh.
Is it with stage?
Oh.
OK.
Wait, can I have an AK?
Not right now, man.
No, no, OK.
I'm worried.
You lost your AK, dude.
OK, you guys, you guys, you guys.
You guys, you guys, you guys.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh!
There's a guy with the big!
Biggest!
Good shot, Shrek, good shot, so there's the guy.
Here's one.
Oh, there he was.
Oh, there he was.
That was odd doing boys.
We did that.
We did our part.
He's hit for something not a lot though. I gave him my best. There's two nails
What you said?
I don't think I've gotten to kill it like five rounds.
I believe it.
I don't even feel bad.
Start walking in.
It is time to walk in in boys.
What if we send Jinji and Drac SMG Rush B ramp?
Oh wait
You've done got a knife to help me
All right, keep break you be ramping ramp be ramp be ramp be ramp rose
Okay, okay guys he's behind us again
Thank you
There's two there's two behind us a bomb
Oh
Guys just CT side map it is time to go crazy. They think they think they got this
Oh
you see what to put in my bags they're planning they're planning what we're
down below on a on a on a
hey go back away it's up top top top
dude he pushed through he pushed through hype is what two vents last three
I like events oh my god Helen Keller is that you Helen killer didn't have half
the spirit I'm glad I'm gonna win my god
How do you feel?
I can't, I can't.
I just can't.
Hey, good job.
Oh, man.
I have a thing too.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Why were you just standing there?
Why don't you push in?
Fuck you, Rack!
There's friend of fire, Genji, and I saw the guy, but I saw you shooting him, and I didn't want to take your head off.
you take the one guys mb9 rush be ramp right now I'm going to hide oh I didn't
I'm going to play outside okay I'll rush be alone I will have outside no fuck
got one got one two others push the ramp to push ramp thank you what what a
speed that's bomb by the way I got that one guy was like I would you guys are
oh yeah when you when you go in there you both are no kills one squeaky one
squeaky squeaky
We're still in this we're still in this let's lock it in let's lock it in
What exactly to SSG V-Ramp 100% I got this
You three you three go right okay you hold it down you're not let a single person through
Yeah, I need you to hold A.
Coach, how many of you are locking in, Clungsy?
Crack, come here.
Do you crouch right here?
Yep.
Did they pack my own time?
Yep.
They threw.
I can't get it. Oh, now I'm watching. I'm going to push in here. Are you put the
A to put the A to put the A. Is that open? Quick, quick. Top, top, top. Pop, pop. Okay.
I hate him a good amount
Yes, okay
Oh
I try I try thank you sir. Thank you good. You know I wouldn't go peak the angle that Jinzy came from that was
She's there
Lock it in, watch, we still have this one.
Here we go!
Come on.
Close it!
What?
Lock it in!
I'm sorry, I'm spame-opened.
Do we have to save a lot of kills to the guy who started the boss and keyboard today?
Yeah, that's my fault.
I was spame-opened in cases, I'm very mad.
Oh my goodness, they pushed up me ramp, they got through, they got through.
Okay, what?
I
Okay guys, okay last round to come back last round to come back
We go we got here we go the way I did in 98 and four we so serious
Takes 100 thanks. Thank you. He's got you fucking lock it in boys lock it in boys. We have not lose this one
I
See get your fucking head in the game
I'm us on me in there on ramp
I love what I was it was weak as well one more
I'm trying to go
Dude, this guy just shits on me every time
Yes
They're planting right now
Yeah
I'm through gobbles
Yeah, he's marked it off
on
On
One's up top, he boosted on up top
That'll be five losses in a row
How many is it five I've lost in a row that is yes sir yes
I opening up 200 case I think that may I think this could be a sign I think this could be a sign
I'm suffering I'm suffering I am in hell right now I am in the fiery pits of
Now to be fair that was like a 4v5
Cuz just close he was opening cases, okay, I was about to say I was about to see but what you slugged out. Yeah
Because you what the hell where you do five
My house same as me
Dude, he opened up.
I think 250 cases in the game.
He started playing mouse and keyboard.
Today!
I'm looking down on my keyboard half a game,
and we have the same amount of kills.
He's looking at the letters on the keyboard.
Did you hear that?
He's looking for the W.
He's looking for the S and the A and the D.
I am...
I'm rage-opening these cases now.
I opened 200 cases that game.
I want you to know, I opened 200 that game.
Hold up. Yeah, I know I got the notification on the bottom ready. I didn't get one red
All right, I got a red. It's a very last case. That's good. I'm getting 20 more cases. We are playing go
We are playing one more game. Yeah, and let me tell you what's gonna happen. Okay, huh?
I'm gonna get a gold and
We're gonna win the game. Oh
Shit word and close to you have more kills than someone than someone who started bouncing keyboard today
hopefully well you guys will have to give me just a short moment okay wait can
you give me just a can we go to you can we play it take a quick two minute I
apologize I apologize that's a quick two minute okay I'll be back be back
be back be back be back be back
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, sorry boys, I'm back.
Sorry boys, sorry boy, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, we have to get 20 more cases than
we went.
We have you I
Haven't heard I haven't heard I'm gonna get 20 more cases that we went all right
No way hold on where's click? Oh, here we go. What boys? How was the poop?
She's
Electable like them all more than five that you can possibly imagine
What what he's you do a cookie? I
I just opened up
Spice the spice
Spice I'll get I'll get what he grow the dues, but win this game
Timmy I swear to you
Your elo is about the skyrocket without good
I'm gonna give a shit. Oh, yeah, my shit is tanked. Good. Good. I need to be in my shit
my shit is tanked right now well I have to win 10 games to be to be placed yeah
you do in 10 games yeah I'm never placing but yeah we want to see no game
tonight one second almost done almost done
I
Want to see kind of feel the goal of these cases to I won't lie to you boys. I will not lie to you
Something about these 20 cases. He's got it's got a group of tingling
You got to do the lucky Timmy lucky Genji lucky Cloaksy
Here we go
It only gave me one perfect. Let's fucking get in
That's fucking go dude. That's exactly what I wanted. I wanted one
Yes, yes, dude, I yes, how did you know I only wanted one
Right now I actually have the money. I gotta get the keys
Here we go
All right. Oh, yeah, I'm good to go. I've got my keys and I've got my cases
Quick pre-game lucky case opening one moment boys
points. Ah, skip past two purples right to the blue, the usual ass fucking please.
Whee! Whee! Whee! One of your finest ass fucking's please.
I
Let's get there
Yes, I'm the usual usual may I please have 500 blues in a row with one gold that's the shittiest one of the entire game
Back to the grind back back to the humble above
The check Gigi's name, what is it I fuck peanuts mom, okay? All right all right
All right, okay, I feel like that is a derogatory name and quite frankly rude
Yeah, it's I fuck peanuts mom that's it actually great I
Like the the capitalization really makes it look official like it's a real name
One million beers right now I declare
I'm sitting on some red wine deal with all these losses. There's no way
Another beer. Yeah, absolutely
Mm-hmm
Then why do you a single mom? I really hope this isn't cooking wine
Otherwise, I'm gonna look at with a heading tomorrow. You'd be able to tell though if those cooking wine is a little saltier. Yeah
I oh my god, I don't think I would
Be like really salty
There's no way I can identify a salty wine from a non-talky wine
What?
Wait, what about when we play it? Do I say we do it over fast?
It's been Dust2, Inferno, and Ancient. What's that, yeah?
Yeah, yep, and yeah
We're playing Mirage
You got this boy.
It's time to end our losing streak.
Right here.
Let's roll.
I'm drinking so much.
I'm gonna be dead by 40.
Holy shit, we're making it 40.
Close the up top.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Dude, I can hide so high!
I can hide so high!
Fuckin' get him!
Holy fuck, that scared the fuck out of me, Tim.
Wait, we actually have a chance here.
Look at the ELO's on the other team.
These guys are...
Yeah, they are.
I'm about to be ranked in like...
Don't give my hopes up that I have someone I can actually go against.
Oh, I think we do I think we've got ourselves a match right here. Oh
There's no way they've got to be way higher elo than me
Now these guys are terrible these guys are actually yeah, we're not gonna lose the game
I can't get up here.
Hey come on B there's no one on B.
What are we doing?
Fucking around.
Oh my god.
Double headshot.
Oh my God, I fucking hate it.
I think it's gonna be a good one.
All righty, all righty, good one.
Ow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey guys, hey guys.
Okay, so who's gonna play B?
I'll go B, I'll go B, I'll go B.
Hey, close your eyes guys, see if you guys are meeting?
I
After the first time that we lose don't worry. I'm with I'm an SSG with you, but you give me
that's what I said
oh
oh
I think you can see right there
we can't
hey boys it's over
make the jump
Oh the window jump
We don't jump to a cat
Thanks, man. You were kind of cooking out there big man
Man?
No, I wasn't.
You were fucking out there.
Straight up?
Oh, straight up?
Jyn, dead ass on a stack, no cap.
On my block, 62nd Street.
That's the only reason I'm locked in.
Being in jail sucks, as I can do as a mastermind.
Drink toilet wine.
You're one of the second ones.
Oh
Hot man
What over there a ramp?
Well there
I
Under
Jumped
Well, I'm down
We thought man good
There's an AK top. I hear him. I am he's right here behind this wall. I'm in time. I'm in time. I wonder Scott
Do you see me right here?
Uh, kind of.
He's looking for his abs.
I'M ASS!
He's probably gonna go AP.
You have the bomb?
Uh, he will. Just keep walking.
OHHHHH!
Let's go!
How dare you do it boys! How dare you do it!
Good job!
Nice?
That's your own gun.
Yes sir, yes sir!
What do you want?
Peanut.
Oh, yeah, oh sorry, yep, I got you.
Here you go.
Go, go, go.
You're right there, you're right there, got it, boom.
Thank you, thank you.
Here you go.
I got one. Very nice track.
They're like the windows. Hey, do anything.
I'm gonna be gonna be
You can be
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Hey, fuck.
I saw that.
Fuck this.
You're gonna aim like two feet lower, you boy.
We take?
We take?
You're gonna aim like two feet lower?
Fuck.
Yeah, two feet lower.
That's what I was thinking.
That's the main problem.
Yeah.
All right, well, what do you think about shotgun rush ramp?
A-RAM
I like that, I like that, I like that
Let's do it, let's do it!
I'm never using a shotgun ever again
But shit has to-
Mr. Sama, what was it? What good bang?
Three shots?
I'm by the end
Three hit markers?
Yeah, it doesn't matter
He's back with the beat scene
Off of Mr. David Haslop at 3
He's at OG and he wanted to
Come play with me, let's play
I'm not dead
Thanks for my point, PC
Uh...
$50?
Let's get him, boys!
Holy shit, what a flash
four there
he just jump shot you by the way jump shot in the smoke I didn't even know
He knew I was there
Nade stack a ramp
You don't need second top mid. Let's go. Let's do it. We run
Yeah, one to the right here and then go to connector. Let's watch
75 and for me
Yeah
I'm done all I can do.
This is all over my mind.
I'm fucking dead.
They're coming at you, they're coming at you!
Oh, my...
Dude, there's no fucking way there's a guy up there.
Oh, what happened to the...
The grenade stack?
I feel like I was just looking out here.
Got tapes?
Yup.
You're big.
Nice, nice, just hit him.
Seeing done smoke.
He's great, he's looking.
Oh, I should have thrown out, fuck!
I don't know how you guys get these gunfights.
fights as soon as I see one I have about 0.3 nanoseconds before I'm in the fucking shadow realms
how are you guys dancing around always going back to the side oh he's over there now he's over there
now this is bull shit i'm going off no armor
this is the solution nobody's gonna be by the way as well you got down
can you say you won't be yeah but I saw Pino go be the he does which way I would
the window
oh shit
oh Loppy
oh
Loppy
am i not?
no you fucking
nice
oh man
im on it im on it
got one
I
Have you seen the same my first time catching a steam good luck
We're watching a master at work
I
Nice
No, chop it chop it chop the hop chop the hop please don't let him use it
You have for
Have dropped no, but no
What the hell
Get your own shit. Yeah, I'm gonna take the fucking off of your cold dead body. That's fine. That's
I forget this first kill
Yeah, closey think you could have done that absolutely not
No, right there taking me. Oh
Why we keep putting no one on
He go to B-DRAG!
Oh, there's been a plant.
Man!
God!
You've gotta be kidding me!
Oh, nice!
Oh dude, right there down at the bottom.
I'm stuck.
Bring it out!
I
Am gonna be I'm going to be I'm gonna be that's not how I would have done it
Off the lumber off the helmet of me. No. No. Yes. Yes
I need you to get an M for work!
Yes!
Oh, well you need some bitches on your dick!
Alright pal?
Take these ones, step on the dog!
I got your fucking bag!
Alright pal, take me!
Fuckin' in boys, fuckin' in boys!
Fuckin' in boys!
Can I laugh at a joke?
What's up, bro? What's up, bro?
Oh, the one that went up her meds!
Nooooo!
What's the name of this thing?
I thought we collided that.
You take the damage, it's gonna be a one shot kill, and then someone really damaged it.
So the one round I go B, no one goes B.
No, it's on me.
I
Think something that you will help you when you use guns
One more fucking time and see you are 18,000 you low question mark my question mark my question mark my question mark
I swear to God
Watch this watch this
Oh he fucking just be fucking fucking fucking the open man.
Fucking fucking the open man.
Fuck you language young man.
What good did you have was an SGU on.
Get off, get off.
But I tagged him once.
What do you have?
SGU.
I tagged him once.
So it's good.
It's good.
Hold up, hold up.
Alright Timmy.
You got to flamin' it.
Finish my beer and then watch this real quick.
And shut it off twice.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, the same
It was a bullet
I would hope so. Fuck it in. Fuck it in. It's having it serious. It is time to get serious.
Yo, were you expecting me? Did you see him?
No, no, no, I was watching peanut, but I saw you all terrified.
Is that what it was?
I WAS WALKING IN!
They hit a lick on me, man.
Look I get scammed a quick move of the round.
Investment!
Helping Gabe buy 17 shots!
That's right!
Yo go peek stairs for a while.
Okay!
Oh the bows!
Dude they're not-
I see one in the shadow!
One here, one here.
Don't worry Demi, I'll handle them.
Yeah, I'll handle it. Don't you worry? Yeah, I've got this handle. Don't you worry?
Okay
Okay, yeah, the little purse actions. Oh my god. What before I got this walking in like it. I got this
Okay, I put at least three bullets into that bad boy.
I'm going B again. I'm going A. A ramp.
OH MY GOD I'M THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
FUCK IT
Oh my god
I'm going to jump a mile in line
I'm in, left side singing
I GOT HIM
YES
You know
For peace your damage is six six six what oh
not done
And so you do it boys dad died do you see that you see that right there?
You guys are gonna rush be this is the play okay
I should be everyone rush be you're gonna go through apps. You're gonna try to kill at least one or two on boss
Stay behind me gang. I will leave you to suffice him
I tell you to come back you come back if not you're going okay
On my toes I'm one come back. I'm not coming back
I should have came back
You didn't say frosty I got I got one I got one very low
We need that win we need that one right there boys desperately good work out there
Mac 10 rush B
No, no Mac 10 rush A
No one stop. I don't care if the floor is on fire and there were five grenades in your ass boy
Die die immediately before you stop
I don't think there's anyone here.
Oh, funny it.
Yeah, back to the front.
Take this, fool.
Yeah, yeah.
The only thing which I've taken this round is from teammates.
And you're running through my maze.
Oh, good luck.
Where'd he go?
I think I'm stuck in the corner.
He's there!
Good work guys, good work!
Good work!
I'm actually soaked in the helmet dude.
What is half?
the helmet boys up the helmet
Yeah, lock it in it's time to lock it in right now
Playing any one deed five people am I fucking ass your ass whether you've been ass bid dick cheese
That was a double-cladded head of you. Oh my goodness. I'm dead guys. It's not my daily. What's up?
I'm sure to go there did you have that like a lie I threw an A
Fuck it you can't kill both of us
My last yes
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
Oh my god, you better pay those handsome gentlemen 20 bucks each
I might just start cheating
Let's go A, let's go A, let's go A
Drop an AK, drop an AK, let's go
Where are you going?
Bump Palace, Bump Palace, Bump Palace
Move it, move it
Bump a smoke?
I threw an Albert
I threw an Albert
Wait, wait for fire?
You killed the other one
You killed the other one
I threw the other one
Palace 1 HP
One two one try. Oh god. In Palace one eight three. Under Palace as well. Under Palace
in Palace. One three two one eight three out there boys. I am five eight three.
One close. Well. Shut the fuck up. He got it. That's a sniper isn't it? What the fuck?
Fuck
Too much with the Mac 10 you want to be crunchy at all times
Yeah, you never want to stand up when you have a Mac 10
I'm gonna pretend I'm gonna be gone from when you spawn to the end of the game. I
Don't want to use that good. I'm using a eagle. I'm buying you smoke. So that one you want to keep jumping all the time
Let me scout.
Okay, I'm funding my d.va.
Flying a slice sheet.
Refring your smoke.
Refring your smokes.
Here you go, here you go again.
Oh, yeah.
Hold it, hold it.
Hold the smoke, hold the smoke.
I'll take the smoke.
Oh, my!
Got me smoked.
I dropped it.
Yeah.
I smoked stairs.
Do we go...
B instead?
I'll go back.
I'll go for a barrel first.
You have 18?
They are holding all the headies when you swing that.
I'm gonna do mid.
Ah, okay, okay.
Nice
Guys, we are taking this back right here right now
There's one more seven rounds in a row no losses. It's time to get serious
Okay, I mean serious. It's serious. Lock it in. I mean that smoke
That's much let me know when let me know when they don't run through the smoke until I guess I tell you guys
Against the wall. Yep
That's perfect. I go over a ramp. Yeah, boss. I'll tell you when you run through. I'll tell you when you went through
I'll tell you when you run through
I'll tell you when to run through
Nice. Last one. Last one. No. No. I'm starting to stop.
Ah!
Good work, D.
Very nice.
Let's do this thing.
Let's try to lock it in.
Oh, that lava looks pretty nice.
Oh, you're not?
Uh, you think you're better with it?
He probably is.
I saw you, boss.
My man. My man.
Did I die in your front door?
That's okay, that's okay.
I'll take the blade.
Okay, that's my fault.
Oh, shit.
All good, boss.
You got a knife?
Yes, I do. Of course.
Got him.
Nice. Good trade, good trade.
Is any carry down?
Close, close.
Holy shit.
One cat, one cat.
if we go back to A, oh my God, it's behind us!
No!
No!
No!
Close that guy.
Did I kill that?
I'm dead.
Did you kill that?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I tried.
Dude.
I need you.
Come on.
Come on.
Well, we have officially gotten our asses enlargened for the last 5 hours straight.
I think that there's a good chance that we suck.
I'll tell you what, learning this input against CSGO Preds is not that easy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, but it's fine.
Ah, these were a different goal.
No, not that game.
The first three hours where the Quavius had his fucking way with me.
I have no longer 80,000 elo.
I'm ripping 10 Gromit 2s, and then I'm good enough.
Do you more like Pierre Napoli-lo?
I'm more of a 25k to 30k elo time about
I just can't I cannot figure out how to shoot guns in this game. I feel like
Alright, it's all looking good so far.
Alright, I'm gonna open the rest of these up with my bungalows and think it off.
You boys have a good night, good night Jeff.
Alright guys, good night, good night.
Me boys, GG's.
GG's.
Alright boys, we're ripping the rest of these cases and then I'm getting a burger
and passing out.
That's the plan.
That is the plan.
We have got the shit smashed in for five hours.
We had some good ones at the beginning.
We have some good ones at the beginning, like, two, not too savvy, not too savvy.
And then it was all that hell from there.
Here at the bottom of the hill.
From the bottom of the hill, we are victims.
Now let's get this gold.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh!
Not too savvy, boy! Not too savvy!
You'd guess as well, that's something, that's something.
It's a little something, something, that's a little something, something.
The tables are hot, boys! The tables are hot!
Show me the money! Show me the money!
Got it.
Perhaps another.
Perhaps another.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Perhaps another!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
Hey, God!
How are you guys?
I honestly am not gonna lie to you.
It's all good.
It's all good.
We've opened about a hundred cases today and we have gotten robbed.
We have gotten completely robbed.
But I have great faith that the gold is in one of these final four cases.
Great faith.
Great faith.
You just must believe.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Too shabby boy not too shabby.
Well, well, boy, but it's that track, that's a little something something.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Just that, just that.
It's actually, it's actually, it's actually just...
I need to swim for sure. Moved out my mind.
Moved out. Moved out my mind.
The gold is actually the final case, gentlemen. I saved the vets last.
The gold resides right there behind the yellow plastic limber of the square crate in front
of you.
Here is the gold, gentlemen, right before your very eyes.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Well, we got robbed.
We got robbed today.
We got robbed in plain daylight.
We were robbed, we had been stolen from, we had been scammed, we had been scududled.
We have been swindled, tricked, deceived.
You have taken everything and given nothing I
I'm not sure that's possible. No, no, no, no, no, no, not 20 more not 20 more
That is it for tonight. That is it for tonight not 20 more not 20 more
Unless I'm scared I'm scared. No, not 20 more not 20 more not 20 more not 20 more
I'm not scared of you, but I'll do it another day, we'll do it another day.
We'll do it another day boys, we'll do it another day.
I'm good now, I'm good now.
The tables are hot, the tables could not be colder.
The tables could be an Antarctica with ice pour all over them and they still would
be as cold as they are today.
You've gotten one gold in two weeks!
It's this piece of shit!
That could be worse actually.
I did not know there was a gold for $36.
I cannot believe close you got a $36 gold.
That's gotta be the, that is,
is that the lowest one?
That's gotta be.
Is there one cheaper than that?
He actually got one that was $36, boys.
It was like, battle scod butt plugs, something.
Is that the, that's gotta be the lowest one.
That has gotta be the lowest one.
Butt plugs for sure, butt plugs for sure.
Butt plugs for sure.
99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big.
Yo, Ray?
In that case, fuck you, I'm getting the burger
and going to sleep.
All right, goodnight everybody.
Good night, gang. Good night, everybody. Good night, everybody. Have a good one.
Good night, gang. Good night, everybody. You're due. I know I do!
Good night! Good night, everybody.
Good night, boys. Good night, boys. Have a silly little night.
Actually, we're gonna be away before, actually before we go.
I have to tell you, just like I told the beginnings of the stream buggy leaders.
Tomorrow I believe
This was not a hundred percent certain, but I'm pretty sure me close you to hunch I'm playing path of titans
And then on a Wednesday
I found a way to play sea of thieves on Wednesday me hutch and close you will do see if these I found a way to play it without getting
DDoS, which is fantastic, which is fantastic
So we'll be playing that on oh and drag I think drag might be joining there's a 50-50 shot drag choice on Wednesday as well
That's the plan
I don't know what the plan is past Wednesday, but we'll figure it out. We'll wing it. We will wing it
All right. Good night everybody. Good night gang
Good night now everybody good night now rest up rest easy now boys
Rest up now boys. Where's easy? Have a good night now
Right everybody good night now. Good night everybody. Have a good one. Have a good night now
Good night. Good night. Good night everybody. Good night now. Good night now. Good night,
gang. Good night, everybody. Have a good night now. Rest up now. Rest easy. Rest up
now. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night, everybody. Good night,
Good night everybody, good night again.
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
Good night!
I'm watching the choir, Berger!