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No! It's the weapon!
No, I'm sorry!
You are the only one I can kill!
No! I'm sorry!
No!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Let's go!
It is a beautiful Wackendoo to a Wednesday, gentlemen.
How are you, Bongulayers, doing on the sky?
Get out of here!
Get out of here right now!
Thank you
How are you?
Buggy ladies doing on this fine whacked into the Wednesday gentlemen rust update. Yes. Well, let me I'll tell you about it
When I get this time here actually hunch is already here. I might as well grab him that way
He's in tune with us boys in tune with us. Just give you a quick rundown though for this
Group of silly crazy fellas today. We're doing art tomorrow
Tomorrow we're actually doing an extra long stream. I totally forgot. I have a sponsor sip
I think I'm hopping on it like I think like 4 p.m
For an ABI tournament then at 7 we're doing that CS 2 thing the 5v5 and then
And Friday is the rush Friday is the run Saturday is the rush. That's the purpose this week
I doubt if you miss out
Mr. Hodge, how are you on this fine day? Good sir
Mr. Hodge? Hello? Hello?
Oh, um, Mr. Hut, Mr. Hutt.
Is it?
Oh.
Mr. Hutt.
Mr. Hutt.
Mr. Hutt.
Mr. Hutt.
What's going on over here? Let's take a little peek into Mr. Hunt's world
And see what's going on right here. Let's see what's going on. Oh
He's not steaming. Oh, I
Guess we can't take a peek into that. All right. Well never mind
Never mind. All right. I guess I maybe he's grabbing a little something maybe a quick silly dudes for the road
What would wait for him?
And also, Mr. Gloksy, who's very late, even more late than we are!
He's streaming, no, he is not streaming, good sir, that would be a 24-7 rerun VOD channel that you've been talking to!
Uh, mmm, uh, mmm, uh, a quick cog, you are lagging and muted-
Block'Dom
It's even funny if the hundred and thirty second time
Ummmmm
...um
... patient
Hey how are you doing
Hmmаж
Oh, you do you have a little midnight snack, huh?
Oh my God, you have my stuff.
Describe it to me, essentially.
I have noodles, I have noodles in my mouth, and I'm down.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, what kind of noodles?
I have red sauce.
Oh my, like prego?
Spaghetti, spaghetti.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Is it prego or did you did the is it prego?
I don't know what's prego prego is a brand size.
Might be.
It's probably prego.
Yeah.
Can you ask?
I'm very interested.
Can you ask?
Yeah.
Thank you.
We're going to find out.
Is this boss the prego?
Is the boss the prego?
I think last Friday through Sunday Mr.
Nutscano captured on twin.
It's called what?
Carbone, it's car bone car bone car bone. Yes, car bone. Is that is that a good one?
Is that because I know pregos like the baseline one that a lot of people end so but I personally enjoy quite quite significantly
Carbone car bone is a good one. Apparently car bone is a good one. That's good. Yeah. Oh, oh very fancy very fancy even this day
Oh, no, I don't know. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's good. Yeah. Well, uh, well,
well, Mr. Hunch, let me tell you something. This may come as a complete sock. Make sure
you're sitting down. Okay. Ready? Close your slay. Okay.
I know, I know, I know, have we checked the have we checked the local police stations? Is he okay?
That was yeah, we'll check this out of the ordinary. I know I was worried
I was gonna check the papers for the list in the back of all the people that died. Oh, no, it's gone. Mm-hmm
Maybe I will make it listen. Let's give them an extra 10 minutes. Then we'll really start freaking out
Are you ready to play right now you try to finish up those murders? Oh good
already finished by the way hunds can I steal a moment of your time please do be
I may I steal just a sword spell yeah a little bit on Friday I want you I'm sure
you have multiple other offers like D1 running back coming straight out of
Colin. Yep. And I want you in my rice clan. You accept my offer?
It's not jump to conclusions. It's not. I am going to need a couple of things. Okay. Just a few.
I may so ask. Number one, all food, any food that we gather from hams to bores to bears, the berries,
the fish. All of that has to go
through me. I am going to make
sure I. Evenly distributed out
between everybody but I get
first steps that's fair that's
fair enough is that your only
demand. One more demand okay I
will be the assistant to. The
general kingdom. Got you okay
well actually we're going to be
on Ruskins today offline.
We-
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I have got a-
Did you get the smiley face?
No, I didn't get the smiley face.
No, I always spent like 150 bucks.
I had this dude so like basically like that now.
I bought all the neon boxes, but I also bought,
I bought two sets of night gear,
whether that's hoodies or you're wearing full metal armor
or scrap armor, we are gonna be,
I haven't decided on the name fully, but I kind of want to be the Knights of the Bungus
or the Bungus Knights, the Bunganites or the Bunganites Defendant of the Bungulation Nation.
Something good, something good.
Those are all cool.
Those are all, I mean, if I heard that we were, you think you're kidding me?
You heard us coming after you, would you run?
What they'll run. Oh my god. Wait, I also forgot I have to get it
I have to get a knight armor for our horses as well remind me to do that
I gotta get that I want to do I kind of like Knights of the Bond
Night nights of the bongus. That's is that one good night. I like that one
Oh, it will be the house of bongus the house of bongus nights of the bongus protect of the bong
Okay, good. I'm in I am just to fill you in on what's going on this side of the pond
Okay, I am experiencing some weird things my I launched our graders, okay, and it completely crashed my PC
Okay, that's good. That's good now every time I launch our graders it is the game. Just is it launching? Oh
That's great that yeah, so what put you get stuck at?
Black screen I see a little loading wheel at the bottom right perfect, and then it usually
usually crash but what you want to do is go to steam and press manage and do a verify of the files
I think that's all the same we saw the PC and you already you already started happening to all of my games
Oh, yeah, let me restart. Wait wait wait wait wait before you decide. I have even better idea
Turn it off shut it down
Unplug the back then hit your power button 30 times then plug it back in and it 100% fixed it
30 times 30 to 35 times 35 times. Okay. I'll be back. Okay. All right. See you the second chief
Let's run a quick free kit while we wait boys quick free kit while we wait unless we think he's gonna be fast
Give the BC CPI exactly 35 times if he can must read and he can much and that's the sweet spot right there boys
Oh, Mr. Forge, but what about the one good man, good ah man, and Mr. Shitbag, I'm over
here, the one good man, good ah man.
Thank you, my wife, thank you, my wife.
You're a shower of the PZ.
Knights of the Bungie.
That's what I'm thinking, you guys.
Oh, Knights of the Bung Table.
Oh, that's even cooler.
Is that, is it, which one is the coolest?
I'm thinking Knights of the Bung Table, Defender of the Bungus.
Is that...
Hmm...
Is that right?
Does that sound good?
Knights...
Hmm...
Bunganites...
Hmm...
Knights of the Bungosaur...
Hmm...
Bungaland...
Okay, that's what we'll call our por-
That's what we'll call our borders when we build it with the-
That's what we'll call it, the Bungaland when we build our borders with the-
with the stone gates or whatever.
Bomb the land with the Knights of the bomb table and with the protectors of the bond
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. Oh, I see I might mix into the word Templars as well
I might mention the word Templars. I think that I want the word Templars and their Templars a cool word
I
Should be positive wait boys. It's like a thing like two seconds. Oh
You didn't play rust yes, we're playing rust on Friday concern
By the way, most of our timers to going into DDoS protection. We already know there's gonna be at least a hundred losers
Lied up and fedora is ready to knock our shit off line, but don't you worry boys?
I've got the best man on the job. I've got the best man on the job. You need it worry boys
You need it worry
Then top men top men
Oh, mr. Meep. I'm over to his avoid good man. Good man. Thank you, my wife. We've been it
I'm enjoying a hot-sized bucket of boiled peanuts right now, fully torqued, all right, Mr. Snowmobile?
That is a massacre of my people.
Will hutch on your team used to be called ravages of the big arts or seekers of the arts?
Okay, I can see that there's many more possibilities than I once thought of.
I would be pondering.
I think I might grab one of those whiteboards
and write down a couple of ideas.
Obviously, there's a lot more than I thought there would be.
That's also an incredible name.
We will figure it out, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, we will figure it out.
We will also have to think about slurs,
but like in the realm of another team that we don't like.
Because it's gonna be Mr. Tim, Mr. Merks, and Mr. Cloak.
You need to think of like a slur for that whole team, like the something, yeah, the something.
The fuck you later.
We will think of something, the unbungables, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, the genius.
Oh my goodness, the unbungables, oh my god, oh my god, I'm doing that, I'm taking that,
Oh my god, that's the one right there,
that's the one right there.
For those of you guys who don't know,
they were used to be called the untouchables
back in, like, real medieval times.
That's what they called, like, poor people,
was untouchables.
You didn't wanna go near of.
Oh my, God, right, down, right, down, right, down.
Right down, right, down, right, down, right, down.
We're taking that.
The Unm enchинables, that's Oz, that's Oz right there.
We're taking that.
That's a good one, that's a good one.
That's due to technology.
Uh, hmmm, Knights Templar of the Bung Gamer.
Uh, we were brainstove, we were brainstove.
We were brainstove.
Uh, I wish one of our friends would join so we could get started.
That'd be great.
I'll see what's gonna get together.
Boy, has anyone tried out the new SMG?
Is that good?
Because I'm dedicating this entire night to getting the shotgun in the SMG.
Is that- Is the SMG worth it?
It's no, no ass, it's shit, no fire gun.
Yes.
Fun.
It's decent. I like it. Yes. No. Yes. SMG is fire. Yes. Yes. No. Fuck you
Yes, sir. It fucking shit. I don't know what that means that can go either way there
Don't know eat my poop. Yes. Fuck me ripdro. Rogan
67 year pregnant Burger King
Congrats. Fuck me
cap each ammo
I okay all right okay so I think I think we will try it out and see for
ourselves what is going on I think that's I think that's I think that is
what we will do let me go light the first round but we warm up let's get a
quick vignette on perhaps a medium ammo for Mr. Chicken like it do a little bit
of this little bit of this hundred and sixty welcome back Mr. Hunts how's it
loading up now I turned it off twice and then did you know that there's a button
on the back of the PC that's also a power button I did I wasn't born yesterday
actually now I now that I'd answer about the little address I'm sorry but oh god
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. What was you saying?
Well, I found that out. So I flipped it, not understanding what it was, and I kept
pressing the fucking power button and nothing was started on, and then I flipped it back,
and I learned that it was on and off switch. Hey, my man! My man! I'ma start building computers
tomorrow, I think. That's a good idea. Yeah, a little bit of duct tape and some chewed gum,
and you can piece that thing together easy I agree is the game working working
working working perfect hold up now almost have my kid together I know I
probably should have had it together but I didn't yeah I'm just letting you know
what you know it's your boy hasn't been playing this game much I was doing some
Good warped yesterday. We'll be fine
Well, I'm just letting you know a goopa already down almost to one blue shield
So we got to play for lawless. Yeah, I made a million space dollars last night
Oh, the amount of stuff people are bringing in is crazy. Yeah, and yeah, and plus the million dollars worth of rubber duckies
Close to gave me help the lot too
Now let's get in there
What are you saying?
How the hell did he get a million dollars worth of ruffa ducks?
He found a guy with a ton of ruffa ducks and then he killed him.
Oh someone was duping?
There's another way to do it nowadays.
Is there another way?
I didn't know there was another way to do it.
I thought he might have just held it over for the last one.
Supposedly.
Brew the grapevine.
I don't know.
I don't know who or if it's possible or if it's true but I've heard that there is a new
way to do it.
when it when was the wife was it before or after they fixed the dots
I don't remember was was the wife after I do not remember at all
I think the wife was after they fixed the ducks yes or somebody must have figured out another way to do it
I think so I mean it could just be bullshit it could just be chatters chatting but that's what I've heard
Well that will nobody requires that many ducks without cheating it's either hacks or glitzes 100%
agreed well I hopefully it's that way you can't do it oh wait oh unless he
didn't wipe mr. Hodge oh I've got you can choose to wipe in this game
unless maybe he didn't why baby you let it cross you don't talk about yep mm-hmm
also I was here and I saw a clip come up of you telling Jinx about the hardest
game and any FPS game is escape from Tarkov. I'd have to agree 1000% yes. Yes. I did. It
was funny.
Because people like no one understands.
No one understands that game.
No, it's it's not meant. When he was asking how hard it is relative to operators, it's
the equivalent of putting the rectangle block in the square hole versus building a rocket
to go to Mars. It's not on the same playing field. It's not even on the same planet, not
even on the same galaxy. You don't understand unless you do it yourself. There's simply
no way to explain it.
Have you ever spent nine hours looking for a scope that would fit the right millimeter
on the top of the gun just to get cheated against and have to do it again? Welcome to
Tarkov.
Sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, have you over been one item away from Kappa and spent
three weeks, eight hours a day, looking for it?
That's, that's talk off.
We have, now let's ride!
Day!
Woop woop woop woop!
By the way, have you played this game again?
I have. I have. It's health.
Good. Yes.
Alright, what are you saying?
Uh, you've had a busy week. We got, what?
CS go tomorrow? Rust the day after?
You've been going crazy!
I also have an extra long season run because I got an ABI sponsorship before the CS 2 thing.
Oh, baby.
Mmm-hmm. I'm spicy enough!
I'm spicy enough this time!
I like playing multiple games a week, it's very nice, you know what I'm telling you Hunch,
I've never been more excited for anything on this stream other than this Rust thing.
There's things that have been close like the bung you made of Wolf, I've never been more
excited.
It should be the best.
Rust is going to be really fun, I think our biggest problem and I think your chat will
agree.
I have done many many of Rust events and many many of Rust servers in my day.
Believe it or not I used to play Rust religiously.
Yeah, you gotta have always ruined by sweats every single one every rush rivals tournament every no
I know I I already fix that I
I heard I've barred all rush streamers from joining and I texted Timmy and truck and I said they have to take it easy on
everybody else
And they agree
As long as that stays that way it will be good good good good good
Yes, don't you worry. Don't you worry. I've already taken all the precautions
Oh, was that a tempest? Oh, I mean not too much
Shocked that thing. Yeah, there's this other thing. I think I think they left
I think they literally just left at this extra
Yeah, I shouldn't allow Timmy on a fucking team. That's what we should do
You must be a solo bandit
I did honestly I might I might do that
Close left down the hill. There's dead people here
Yeah, I think those people just left right down here shots. That's much much much. I
See one in the middle of the building right here. I'm coming up coming
It once it plays advice it begin
Where's the big one?
To the right of him by the tree.
I'm gonna seek out the...
the value so you can catch him on his rear.
Locked in.
Cover my six, cover my six.
Looking. Other one's running farther.
Gotcha, got him here.
Just in case you need a shade.
I've only got one more thing. I'm using it.
Is he still that same brotherhood location?
One knocked.
Oh, guys, guys, guys!
Other one's over here somewhere.
I'm looking I'm looking oh my god. He sees me. He sees me already
I'm coming you're behind the house. He's going he's going towards the judge. She's going to the church. Yeah
Right
I'm looking I don't see him. Oh, they're both back up they're both back up
Oh, these people are better than me got it. Okay
All right, all right, you got both of them. Yeah, both of them go away
Oh
Dude good work guys
Work work. I don't know how you got those guys. I I was giving them everything and they double head shot me
I had to die
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest that guy was nasty with the ridicule. I know I know
He didn't miss a shot. Yeah, that was incredible. Mr. Hodge. See
You still got it on type shit
skirt skirt skirt and what not do not do not forget about the skirt never
forget about the skirt never forget about the skirt mm-hmm and that's on my
shirt is against the law my mother-in-law Jed dead ass
oh yeah something something you use that renegade what's up you taking the
rid of game no it's not yours oh thanks pop no problem no problem wait where is
it oh it was a Pharaoh never mind it was a Pharaoh wasn't a really gay holy shit
oh my god he's putting that much working with a Pharaoh
she's just crying Jesus Christ
Jason bored you know did you take the Pharaoh oh no no I'll take it I'll take it
No, I left it all right. Let's see what we can do with this arrow
Let's take a little beep of what we can do with this arrow
You found any of the blueprints yet? No, I know I found two of them yesterday with dracking coaxies, but they stole them
bastards
You'll never use them. Ah, okay
You funny don't yeah, I will use the guns. Yes. I use the socket. I've used this as he had
Listen, I want the- I need the shotgun blueprint. I want to build it. I'm actually gonna build it.
Well, if we find it, it's all yours.
Think you can do it, think you can do it, sir.
You're gonna get a man, you're gonna cheat me, nice day.
I should be killing these people on the hill and then we go right for the red lasers.
Agreed.
They're up there.
Nothing?
That's much, that's much!
I'm keeping up with you. They're smoking on the other side of the hill. Yeah, there's like as I said
The good clickers gonna send it a smoke
No, they're running yeah at the bottom of my hill
That's much much much. I'm going oh, he's still pissed it on me despite it missing two motors
This guy's in hell right now
They're going they're gonna try and go under
I got too much. Did you worry?
Yeah, except an ambush over here. Yeah coming up coming up coming one dead
Down at the bottom take that who lookin take that
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
How do you like that? How do you like that, Ed Sheeran?
Alright, I'm gonna get a little bit of goof,
and then we go right to the red lasers at once!
Agreed.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
The master plan.
The master plan.
Ooh, camp is falling through there!
Camp is falling!
Ooh!
We're cooking! We're cooking! We're cooking! We're cooking!
We're cooking! We're cooking! We're cooking!
I'm a pretty guy.
Oh my god, and in the photo let's go we can rip this thing like crazy. Oh, baby
I gotta run again. I'll take it
Are you taking the chip I'm
Yeah, okay. I'm just I'm chilling as much as much. I gotta sort a couple of things to do it already
Up your good
Oh
Okay, I am
Good to go have you seen this spot what?
What whoa
How'd you get up there? Yeah, me up here. Okay?
You have to go from the zip line on top of here or you can just snap hook it. Yeah. Oh
You know what we're sorry you know what we're son
Yeah, okay, that is the word
There's you do it. Let me see you do it
Oh, no, no, no, no right here you jump on the
Depine, oh yeah, I did right there big
You take a look. You take a look.
Holy shit. Look to the right.
Oh my God. Let's go. Let's go.
That's good thinking. That's good thinking.
By the way, I don't know if you see that,
but there is someone being pissed on right at the gas station.
That's pretty normal for gas stations,
but let's investigate this one specifically.
simply. Yeah. I heard. Mm hmm.
I know the boys. I know the boys. 711 is in this update. A couple of 711s get few rhino
pairs before you go into the Hoosie Doozie. But wait, if they do, if the lasers are gone,
that means it's about to leave. No, no, that means they've rooted it, right?
No, no, lasers, it just leaves. Tempest down here. Oh, good, good, good. Watch out. Bangs
on me watch you I see you I have to come to them come to them
I have to get this guy
oh he didn't see us yet
he's gonna he's gonna I'm gonna shoot I'm gonna shoot
oh shit
headshot on them nice
where's me going
watch out for the pisser watch out for the pisser
he's revived he's revived
God there is no way there is no fucking way
You're a hatchee I do maybe
That's a risk I'm willing to take to the head
You
That's actually such bullshit that thing is too powerful. Did you were you instant me laser for full health is your out?
Yes, perfect
What a sweet life
I like how it just doesn't stop and use the same laser to get me from 100% health to 0% health
But then do the same to you and then almost kill him all in one a dag
It didn't even stop shooting after it down to you. It just transferred to me
Okay, all right, okay, right
Yeah, oh
Oh my god, we're already getting stream side from the guy. Yes
Honestly, it was a great kill and I think you're a great player wait
I
Might be a good sexy. I doubt that cuz they wouldn't even come in front I
Might be a glitch with the new update where it shows no name never mind never mind
Why not stuns in time?
That's good. Yeah, that's why I think that's why I think it so I haven't been here for a little bit
I did I've not do I'm new to this up. There's new update right here for this thing
No
No
You can say
It's like SpongeBob and Patrick in that one caveman episode
You can say, Viva Chile.
Eva Chile!
Where on?
What?
Chile!
Chile!
I'm not making it out of here.
You got this, you risked him up, he's buying it, he's buying it.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming. Hit the rest, I'll help you.
We watched that thing, uh, uh, drag towards yesterday. Uh, uh, um, Mela Mama. We watched
it, watched it, it was. To Mama Mela, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
to mama maila peda quickly quickly to mama maila peda to mama maila peda
to mama maila peda
what did i say what did i say it means thank you so much
does it yes yes
ohhhh to mama maila peda
uh you get out of there mr. hutch get out of there do you let you take some
my stuff
did you get to my myself I don't know where your stuff is does he have it all
oh I don't know I don't know fucking just got it it's got it just about it
just thinking one more time to mama made a pay-ta and then get out of there
Oh, I'm a little painer!
Good, good.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
All right, all right.
One out of two, not too bad, not too bad.
And I made a friend.
That's right.
And complimented at him.
Then you told your friend that his mom jerks you off.
Five times.
All right.
Peanut, if he wanted to murder me, man.
That would have been hilarious.
God.
something something
This guy is
Now I was wondering why I didn't do yeah, maybe he thought he would not or something
We get a little something something for a big chap
Why don't we play first run?
We can get any better
Wait also, I think I might oh, I don't have my photo let you cook in mind. I think I lost it
Do you by chance have an extra snap up
I've been using snappling myself. Let me check where I do have one extra snapple for a goop
Okay, but you cannot lose it. I'm very low. I won't
Right. I will get don't lose them. I just I lose the durability because I don't have the craft
I would I got you. It's wrong. He's gonna copy it. I'm gonna bring you a photo electric cloak
No, I already have one. I told you it was actually in my mind. Oh
Perfect, yeah, then we can loot it without being killed if you use a photo that you cloak in the middle of one of them
Killing you does it stop killing you? No has to be before the aggro happens
But don't worry. I have a cure for this problem. Okay
You take a snap hook and you snap hook on top of the pisser
Okay, then you take a torrent a and you shove it up its ass and it works like a charm
Are you talking about that vaporizer?
It kills it quick
Okay, all right, that's what we'll do that. That's what we'll do. Yeah, I'll grab a torrent day level four
Yep
for a parent
Hmm, here we go.
I got some more medium ammo for Mr. Chicken.
How much medium ammo did he in Taster Kill one of them?
I typically bring six stacks.
Wait, six stacks?
God, I'll bring seven stacks.
What up, you?
I'll bring eight.
Oh, by the God.
You win.
I concede.
I concede.
You're a clearly vastly superior.
My whole inventory.
Gonna be nothing but ammo.
Good. Good.
Now we have no room for the loot.
We're gonna lose something, something.
One moment, boys. One moment.
Hey, little something, something.
I thought the core was on the bottom of the vaporizer.
Are you sure the top will hurt it?
It destroys it for rust me.
Oh, you got your boss, got you.
Got you.
You're spinning that.
and some more series charges from this society okay I'm good but your picture
what oh yeah well that's because I've been in coyote for like a week good yeah
yeah yeah but now I'm back to being the bird peanut you are first game on
yesterday we got killed by the bird peanut what I know they have your voice
no no he didn't talk like you do
oh yeah let's proceed let's proceed I don't how do you have it with you
have any lubrication besides no lures we were we were just going wrong we were
You by Lewis? I'm not too sure.
Hey, no, you can't-
You're free to browse, but, um...
Watch this, Depp.
I-
I-
I- I've completely forgotten what I'm doing here.
Fine, let us proceed! Let us proceed!
Hmm...
Seek the grenades?
I- I-
Dude, the vaporizers are massive! I got that to a nothing!
Uh...
Bring lures you DJ. Well, if I don't have any and I can't buy any it's gonna be a pretty tall mountain decline to bring lures
You dumb bitch
Wolfpacks
Yeah, I we got like one and close you said that you're not dead
Go farm and then play event now now let's ride
You ready for a great raid, Mr. Hunter?
Yes, says the team.
Once again, you are the team, you can just say yes.
Let's do this.
What happens if all three are blinking? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I think that means they're leaving.
Let's be left one at a time.
I'm not too sure.
I know there's a fight at the extract.
Let's go kill them.
Let's do it.
There's an extract that's on that mountain over there next to the church. Oh, I peeked one!
I'm cheating I'm cheating you do.
I'll be cool.
Wait a minute, it's a book.
You were the one with 45 on it.
My man.
Mm-hmm.
It's too frosty.
Oh, I forgot to bring this an alien.
Oh, there he is.
What's really hurt one headshot one body shot you think that would all get this
would again yep I lost them I'm coming to you our Jesus would be there where'd he
go not too sure I should be just clicking the chipset down here right under right under
if you could do it a full loop you'd do on ice maybe these guys are quick oh I see my
I see him, he's right here.
On me.
Hold one shot, hold one shot.
Yep, yep, yep, one's down there.
Oh my God!
Oh!
No!
Well, you shot.
Rage, rage, rage, rage, rage.
Say, say, we, we, we, we, we,
April fools.
Ah, it is one of those jobless fathers people.
You know, the people you see in the Walmart, you go, yep, having a Walmart.
Yeah, um, okay, alright, excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
I'd love to be able to hear something, but instead all I hear is rain and, uh, grow
All right, third time is the job.
Third time is the job.
I have lost the terrain thing.
That method is no longer usable.
I have one more, but I don't think it's worth it.
It's only level two.
Got a bad news?
What?
Don't tell me you lost the stat pack.
You're not gonna get out of the way
You need to eat my shit find another one. I've only got like ten ten four ten four ten four
You have the craft I buddy. I don't even have all my workmenches
Half-flats and chicken
man. All right. Well, that's okay. I'm not going to lie to you. I wanted the first two
at the age to go better. No, it's going to go great starting right now. Giving her. Oh,
don't. That's great to hear. That's great to hear. Oh, my second to last blue shield.
It's the only one who knows like this game anymore out of our group. We are where it is folks
Yeah, this fuck it is so late
We need him to kill everybody while we steal all the loot he's earned
How does he do a hard to understand about that? I don't know. I don't know he is slacking on the job and quite frankly
It's just makeable
You get a little let me get a little bit of BDM ammo from Ty and win
You mind if I get a little medium ammo from Tyon Wynne?
Yeah, no, no problem, no problem.
Tyon Wynne has the best medium ammo on the market.
I hope I don't get 100 health to zero by a flying laser beam this raid.
That would be quite superfluous, that would be quite superfluous if that didn't happen.
Little bit of fit for Mr. Shidey. It's not as good as Mr. Chicken's fit, but that's okay.
Alright, third time's the charm, Mr. Hodge. Third time's the charm.
Here we go. This is when we win. Let's ride!
Let me do... Wait, hold up. Am I thinking... Oh, wait, yeah, let me do this.
Let me do this ride here.
Alright, now we ride.
I have a step I put it back in my butt I think right and I put my stomach in my
butt oh no I didn't wait you lost your step look to my butt I forgot to put it
back in my mind
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
That's you.
Hunchy-munchy, mate.
Yes.
Okay, good, good.
Good.
Why can't Hunch repair his SAP Hookies?
Stupid.
Yes, man, right?
I want my one good man.
Good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, brother.
You might have a group against minty, fresh.
Also, as anyone heard from Dylan Danister, so we can sit down, but he's been here a couple times in the past two weeks.
I should be kind of ignoring him.
He went on a podcast and said that we were his biggest arts members, so
I don't know if life is going too well for him right now.
I saw that, yeah.
Little something, something, little something, something.
I don't know about that I'm not certain that's what I'm not sure that's what he's up to. I'm not sure that's what he's up to
My wife loves you and I love your wife. I love your wife
True and real
games age he doesn't want to play can't blame him buddy of course he's like the
only guy still playing this game full-time
uh mr. Hodge mr. Hodge are you liking me without me are you are you impressed with
it I know you haven't been impressed with the previous idea you are you digging
this jit
hold up I like it I think it's pretty good I like it I think I think what they
did right now. Oh, go ahead. Hold that thought. Let's ride!
I think that's a good one.
Well, you say good, Jack.
Um, I was saying, I like that they're doing something.
Uh, am I, you know, am I, am I someone who loves to kill flying around laser beams?
No.
Um, but I'm happy that that that's something, not a ball that we already had in a drone
that we already had I'm not connecting by the way are you in no I'm thinking a
little longer I'd be a little longer me too yeah I'm happy that they're doing
something the problem is okay this is the only thing that they've done in two
months that's really been worth a damn man connection I lost connection as well
Please please don't please don't take my items
Man it's it's it's fun, and I like it. It's just we've been doing it so much where
Like they're gonna have to really put some fucking cool shit in this game
We don't want to throw those hours into it again. Oh, yeah
They had me by my you tell them hot to a stole, but now it's just you know, it's a little
I don't know let him speak to the people
I'm so I'm gonna give the game
Me neither you think you join a random bus server. What do you think it'd be three and a half seconds?
No, no, no, no, I'm hundred naked people show up and beat us with the right. Yeah, it's impossible
Impossible are you sure there's a lot of servers that we like I had 1500 viewers and every server
I joined people would name my bag the n-word and run at me and scream slurs. It's impossible
I know it's very similar to our graders to be honest, but yeah, you're impossible
Don't be able to tell our server by what the what's it called looks like map
No, not even the map. Well, yes the map, but the the outpost
Oh, no our server by just an outpost we go into don't know it
Okay, so we'll wait for the full wait for the full server then by the way, I don't like you chief
But I am not getting in the server
Yeah, which I'm pretty sure
Goop about CS I would say
How are you feeling Pete? Ah, what do you mean?
You ask how I'm feeling about the update everything. I think the update's pretty darn good. I like it
Yeah, but let me tell you I've been kind on that for Friday granted
Keeps it fresh keeps it
Loving the aisle I've been loving CS I've been enjoying all of it
Are you are we I do we give up I?
Think so okay next time it offers me to the back out. I'm gonna take it
Is he gonna give us his stuff back?
I'll tell you, I'm abandoning round, I will let you know.
Oh, thank god we reached over something on it!
Oh, phew!
I was close, but dad wasn't gonna tell you I don't have enough crap to do that.
I do not have enough crap to do that for me.
Alright, now we ride!
I
Let's receive this receipt as received
Never backed out of what that would give up
But you see Nick a 30s April Fool's most thing is actually fucked up. Here's
Every said that he was not gonna be friendly fam or family friendly anymore
Yeah, I was like a like a silhouette picture of him on his trees like that's it. I'm no longer family friendly
I went into the comments and there was genuinely people in there hating him.
I mean like hold her in there.
No, no, no, just in general.
There was a guy who was like, fuck you, Nick A-30, and no one on this fucking planet ever
walked you.
I was like, I was like, dude, I was like, is it kind of, is it cringe?
Is what he does cringe?
Sure.
But who, what adult is not going to find a kid show cringe?
If you are hating on Nick A-30, like, I'm actually hating!
That's like, is that not kind of fucking weird?
Am I crazy? Is that kind of fucking weird?
You've lost the plot.
Yeah, exactly.
You've completely lost the plot.
You talking about me or the guys you're talking about?
The guys you're talking about.
Like those are not people with functioning brains.
It makes no sense. You can make jokes about them.
I make jokes about them all the time.
But I mean, imagine actually hating on it.
It's like so weird.
That's so, that's so weird.
That's like going and watching fucking Winnie the Pooh, and all this show is so fucking cringe, dude.
Let's ride!
All right, well we actually made it in this time, so it's looking good
Looking good so far. Mr. Hot's look wonderful
What mushroom do you want to give this to your chicken?
What does it do does the chicken just give you more stuff
Well, you know he's about for the upgrades are you for the when you feed him when you feed him when you feed him
I think he finds random items of random rarity like apparently he can give you mageon coins if like it's really if you're really lucky
Yeah
Random no needed stuff we get my agent sometimes give you a cool stuff
I keep you people so pissed on hate the red lasers come down into about a minute
forty got it
it's chicken about to be tripping seas and mr. chicken mr. chicken I'm gonna be
suited up that's rude mr. chicken is cool as fuck my chicken's gonna be high as
a mother fucker.
Chickens really get those reflective oakleys and start going to EDM concerts.
Chickens fucking chill.
My chicken's gonna drop mushrooms one time, disown me, and get a nose piercing.
Oh shit, holy shit.
He doesn't play by the rules.
Yeah, I know.
Doesn't care what I have to say anymore.
He doesn't live by societal standards no more.
Boss, you want me to get plastic?
Fuck you, I ain't getting no plastic.
I'm getting more mushrooms.
Now let's see what's going on at the tower.
I said, I feel like it's a little quiet for times.
Yeah, there's spooky.
Something ain't quite right here.
I
Got one click oh my god, there's already space Satan. I'm gonna go ahead and go back down
Agreed okay, all right. This is a good time to try this
I'll see if the tempest will do the same thing as the torrenta. Oh, I got a drink, okay?
That book up on this thing coming boats coming boats. Oh, I missed it
Okay
All right, all right, that's all you boss. That's all you boss might die here. Oh
Come on, I'm coming back. You definitely need the tourist day. Oh, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Oh
My god, there's a guy. There's a guy. There's a guy. There's a guy. There's a guy. Oh
He seems typing it's the same guys from last time
I'm just saying guys
Where's that the same guys I get it is
Well, it's explode and he's down come here poppy. He's shoving his stitcher in the ass
You kind of suck
So that's something
Hey, I ain't doing chiefs. Ah this organic sir
All right, okay, all right, all right, all right, okay
Okay, all right. Well, let me go ahead and get those guys a quick
Something something
Well, it was it was exposed the same guy we saw yesterday
You'll be on your knees. Thank you, mr. Merck's mr. Merck's you should go play with us now. They close these days
All right there we go all right enjoy spending $40 gentlemen
Mr. Murray you want to complain out of close he has did such oh
Yeah, cozy dish okay, don't act surprised buddy. Tell me I'm surprised over there
Oh
Excellent
Yes, I don't know he said he said he asked first he pretended to be surprised at close he did
Sky blue
Mr. Merks you would you like to come would you like to come play? We're getting hunted down by the same
I'm in bed with wife. There's no chance. All right. This is pretending to have a wife again.
All right. Let's do, let's do, I will, we'll, we'll activate the super duper tech and that
way where there's no problems. I mean, actually, I think that's impossible. That's why we couldn't
do it this over last time, by the way. I think the super duper tech is, is patched. No, they
did not I think so I think so I think they might have to do what are we supposed
to do we have to overcome mr. Hodge we have to overcome
dude do not come when we see this mohawk we let him know that were the bars
Okay, got it.
Burn.
And, boss.
Oh.
Alright, let me get a little something-something.
A little something-something.
There we go.
I am on my last blue shield of the 90s dodge.
Me as well.
Me as well.
Alright, alright.
Here we go, thanks for looking up, baby
Who knows yeah, who knows was actually the best way to remember had ever
Of course of course the one time I try and go up there to see if it works those guys are in our lobby love it love it
You probably didn't expect seems to be in every lobby team. Yeah, I know I know
We have got my stuff
Okay
Wait, hold up. I'm gonna bring an ambulance dad
It was a cooler and there's a cooler
Do I say the animals making a comeback? I think that's a kind of the meta now
Never been I like the anvil like whenever we were in the beta testing. I've been liked it since
Yeah, I tell you I mean it's better than if they did the Hoosy doozy
Really?
Let me get some of that. Here we go.
Alright now I'm good to go. Alright.
You see Mr. Mohawk? You give it to him Miss Dodge. You give it to him.
All right, no holding back this time. I know you were withholding your true power back there. Oh
Shit, I think I lost my snap on oh
I see I don't know baby bitty me. All right now we ride
What a driver still kills drops a vaporizer and kill it
Apparently a horny driver as you can throw it at the vaporizer. It'll fall down take a ton of damage from falling in that he hit it
How'd you do like that?
You find the blue pin yet?
No, I don't.
I need to fix the streams.
I mean, I don't think you can.
I don't think you care for any video game.
As long as there's losers on planet Earth team, adding
anxiety, this is how it goes.
My dog loves you.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
That's very helpful in this trying.
Oh
You see the new surge coil wait what the shotgun we always does a new item actually called the search
Well, I mean, is it the second I can't have we is a search called the shotgun or might think of a new item
Wait, what is it the surge coil? I'm not too sure
So bears are upsweeping the area right now, if you see one light-altern signal, you'll
right now if you see one light alpha signal you might want to stick around
something's valuable sound to drop in they won't make it easy for you though
all right mr. Hodge mr. Hodge watch out for mr. Mohawk now okay don't you don't
get stuck up on hurt mm-hmm I'm a film will hear him yelling at the top of his
loans before he shows himself.
Oh, SlyCly, oh, SlyCly.
Good shot.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
Good work!
Got it!
This is the raid, Hodge.
This is when we turned it all around right here.
agreed. Mm-hmm. Follow me, boys. Wait, yo, should we take the hornet driver while we're here?
Why as well? Go grab it. Which was the hornet? That's the, the, the, the one, right?
We'll take that one. We'll take that one. We'll see what, bow jig against the vaporizer.
Let me take a little peep, all right
We just got some medium ammo. All right guys hold a driver can be thrown it will briefly start near my target
We just throw this at the vaporizer and he dies. I think
sweet
You can peed at your streamer's choppy buddy, you may want to fix it.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, it's that way.
It's most likely because you're living in a tent right now wherever you are.
That's probably why it looks like that.
And so is all your neighbors and everybody in the entire place where you live.
choppy here that's because there's a great there United States of America
cancer that is why your stream is not choppy young man
follow me boys follow me boys
I know signs of itty, hostile of the mohawk variety.
Keep it tight.
Have I told you that your hair is very luscious?
Is that a new look you're going for?
Got a nice mullet, check it out.
That is very beautiful. That is very beautiful.
Thank you so much.
You had some young man, you know that?
You put a bow on your head when you cut your hair?
I do, it's quick, it's more efficient.
Haha, less time spent on the chair.
Mm-hmm, more time for action!
Understood.
Oh, I can go right in front of us!
Well, good, well, good!
I can't see nothing!
Let me turn my DVDs on.
I can't see anything there.
I think we're behind that pole!
Yeah, there is.
I hear something I say on this.
Oh, I've activated my accent.
I can't.
But you can keep down this hallway.
Nothing here.
I think they won't show the lobby.
I have a goose.
He's too healing inside the elevator.
Did this one move yet?
No idea.
Are you still on the right side next to the pole?
You put you, you'll reach it.
You put you reach.
Come here, come here.
He's a very kind at all.
I will show you bro.
He's a very kind at all.
That's a very kind are you here this guy? Oh, I'm hearing him. He keeps calling us a bitch. Yes. Yeah, that's not even a full insult
You have to add a word on after that to complete the insult
Like bitch ass motherfucker or something I
Don't even know where he is he's not by us is above it on the zip line I can
What's that? What's that, maybe?
Well, let me let's go.
Yeah, great, great, great, great.
Let's go to the blue stairs.
What do we watch for these?
It's us, huh?
Hmm.
Hmm.
They're close.
They should be here.
That's close, that's close.
Get it!
I see him.
Do you want the other side's clothes?
I'm pumping it open.
I see what I see.
I see this room. This is clear. This is clear.
Where'd they go?
We only might be on the roof. I hear a stop. Like they might be on the roof roof.
Did they go down after us when we went up?
Maybe. Well, we're up here on the second floor. Where are you at?
I
Don't know if we're we're fighting anymore if we're just asking where our location is
Wait now we're on the first floor follow me follow me follow me okay, all right
Oh behind me behind me behind me. Oh, I'm dead
Another great raid another great raid
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid wow
Punch on a scale from what a tad tell me how much fun you haven't tell me right now
Give it to me give it to me straight
We're talking like a nine a ten. Oh, are you breaking the scales right now?
I might try to recreate this feeling with drugs and alcohol
I like it whenever he yelled his name at the end
Oh
Like like like in a promotional way or like a like a English isn't my first language way
Okay, I think it might have been that second one
One moment boys, let me get a little something something
This isn't going this is going
I thought it was fine.
No.
No.
You might have to do some swapsy doozy on the gameplay here, jeep.
Yeah.
But I'm not giving up!
I'm never back down, never won!
That's right!
I'm very close to you though.
Alright, here we go.
Alright.
Maybe the fifth time is the charm.
This is Cloak, she's fault.
You know what's funny is I had another guy
that wanted to play tonight, Mr. Nade Shot,
and I told him no, because I'm like, oh no,
we'll all be here.
Oh, Cloak, yeah, that's pretty nice.
Pretty cool.
Honestly, wait, let me text him,
let me text him since you didn't get on.
Do you like Mr. Nade Shot?
Nade Shot, yeah, of course.
Let me text, let me, let me get him in here,
let me get him in here.
But I realized I don't have eyelids.
He's been on a really big CS grind lately.
He's been playing every day.
Oh, here we go.
All right, okay, all right.
Cloaksy is uninvited to the party.
Couple herbos.
Little something, something.
He went to the worst part as bizarre as it's like,
even if he weren't being seen,
he'd do kinda stuff.
Agreed the chances just get slimmer as you we just chased those guys up three
boards for them to go right back down to where they were and to still somehow
amber they were in the safe spot
Where the fuck did those guys go?
I knew they were there when we ran by
no no way they went up and then when we went over there they went back down
I don't know to say how that's possible wouldn't they have to
I have no idea how they got there. That's that's a mystery that's a mystery. Oh wait
I'm at the wrong ammo. I actually bought a surplus of the wrong ammo
I've also bought double the fabulators. Okay, so things aren't going so good of you
I have to talk to Ty and win one second
One moment when I just got the Ty and win about this next week. I got it. Now we ride
Okay, okay, all right
Supposedly an eight shot said no, okay
Where's dragon
I don't want you to go crazy on me.
Okay.
Think about what we say before I answer who's been shot playing with right now.
Yes, my answer is yes.
My answer is yes.
Sounding yes.
100% yes.
I'm in.
time in who is the job playing with who is he playing with why not Genji guys I
hate to make this you listen Genji great guy we like Genji yeah that's right okay
okay okay but we fucking suck if you haven't been able to tell what's going
on right here we don't need another person that also sucks with us all right
Okay, read a killer! A murderer!
Let's ride!
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Whoa.
Nade shot isn't playing with anyone.
So what about you, Nade shot truck?
And one of the random person I don't give a fuck.
Hi, man.
Hi, man.
Well, let's see how this way goes.
Let's see.
Maybe we can turn it up a notch.
OK.
Maybe we can turn it up a notch.
Oh, Nade's with two other people.
Oh, three three people and how many are we?
Too much made in heaven.
Perhaps for Jett or maybe.
Let's go up on the roof.
Let's let's just.
I reached out bug.
I'll go up on the roof that I'll drop this out there.
Okay, sounds good.
All right, you're ready to catch it.
Ah, I'm not, boss, don't you worry.
Got it.
Nice.
Ah, I'm a-gubbin'.
Yeah!
I thought you'd take it back.
I thought you were good.
All right, now we're cookin', now we're cookin'.
Oh, there's one of those things.
Oh, I see it.
We should definitely not do that right now.
Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's window the numbers of the map first, then we'll go in through the tail.
I'm in.
They're erecting, they're erecting.
Oh, it's south to the northeast? Is it Queen Heism? Oh no, we're doing scrutiny.
We'll take a little peep on that side.
Take a little peep on that side.
I'm looking down when those staunchs were coming from, but I'm not seeing nothing out
of the ordinary.
I'm looking down, Catwalk.
I'm not seeing anything either.
Mr. Mohawkman is here somewhere.
I can sense it.
My buddy was pissed that he didn't kill us last way.
Jokes on you, pal.
We suck and we died too fast.
Jokes on you.
We don't need you to kill us.
We do it ourselves.
Yeah, April fools.
I keep your peepers open, Flesky.
Keep your peepers open.
I keep your peepers open, Flesky, keep your peepers open.
Hmm.
Eh, how could they be, Mr. Hodge? Where could they be?
Waiting for us to go down.
I was on a sniper you've got, and that's nice. Good thinking.
Thank you, thank you.
There they are.
Oh, they're on the thing! Which we sniper from here, should be closer.
I can stop it from there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, two shot, two shot, two shot, two shot, we two shot it.
Are you ready? Oh no, it just went, it just went, it just went, we gotta go to this one.
Three, two, one, now!
Chief, did you forget to shoot? Oh, it's just that quiet.
Oh, it's a three man, it's a three man.
We gotta go, we gotta push, we gotta push!
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep!
One of them is inside!
Go, go, go!
Head the other one, he's one.
See, he'll try to loot.
He is.
Oh!
We were the winners!
I mean!
Yeah!
Oh, oh you can't grab the side of that. I'm she can't grab the side of that
All right. Thank you so much for showing me that don't worry so worries
That's right
Other you wouldn't believe the amount of arc that's coming after us right now. Oh
Fuck him. Fuck him. Oh my god
Good luck with that team. I will go
Those kills confirmed on it was on it was I found one here
Ah, yes, oh la amigo. Oh la amigo
Good
I mean
Fuck I forgot the goodbye Spanish. What's combined matters?
Adios peanut peanut bad peanut. Oh
Adios amigo. Can you tell my son? Adios amigo. I couldn't remember the word for adios. Can you tell oh?
Oh, adios amigo. I think we got used to me. I'm too bad. Mr. Besides to dad to dad
nice
Oh, we're three down three down we're good. We're good. I was dead
Nice. I'd lose that thing if I were you or I'd come back up here because there was another team getting aggro. It's much
Yeah, I'll be good. I'll be good up and I'll be right there
back
Little something something, little something something, why?
I'm not going off of you, thank you thank you.
I got that hold on driver, let me go up and I'll be right there, okay?
Oh my god there's a guy on me, help help help help help help help help!
I'm getting vaporized through a wall right now.
Did you shoot that dead body?
Is this guy terrible?
Oh my god he's terrible!
I got a vaporizer shooting me through the wall I got one I got one off my clutch I got one
I got one I don't know I don't know the other ones I don't know
Yo we the best
You watch I might be the best player to ever do it
Can you throw that hornet driver at this thing
Oh, hold on now hold your horses there. Oh my gosh. Oh George. I gotta finish off their skill real quick
Well, I'm on the way I'm on the way don't you worry good. Oh, we get him off you
I'm shooting about you
Are you zombie zombie, I've got the hood and driver ready. Oh my god. That was last round. We did that
I don't have a hood and drive it
Oh, don't worry, I've got him.
I've got him.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
We've just been winning so much.
I'm forgetting things.
The raids are blending together, they last a long.
Yeah, take that you foul beast!
You have no match!
You have no match for me and Hutch's superior power!
I hasn't shielded.
This way to short battle.
I'm almost out of ammo.
That's okay me as well, this is taking every ammo I have.
Every bullet I've got.
Oh, you're on your own, he's over the ledge,
I can't see him.
Oh, nevermind, I've got you!
I have a mind of his. Hold on. I'm working on it.
Oh, he's on fire. He's on fire. We almost have him.
He gave them all you got.
Go and have them.
All right. I got one bag left.
We just came from on the tower.
Perfect. Perfect.
Well, let me go. Let me go.
Something.
In the gator.
I'm going in Mr. Hodge don't you worry!
Yeah if you die do a laser beam.
The other guy has two of them on him.
I'm gonna sneak up in the fog of war.
He dead!
Something, something, something.
Oh yeah a little bit more ammo.
We should tank it.
Which we able to be medium?
Yeah, I like how the vaporizer respond twice before we killed the first one
Balanced as all things should be I have plenty of more ammo for you plenty awesome
I'm on my 80 now. I mean I have 80 80 more ammo
That's not plenty. That's sorry. I thought I had one the ego here's 80 for you big man. Thank you
Oh my gosh, it's back.
Peanut.
Oh my god!
We went to this shack right here.
And then we can shoot him.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, I should grab that pharaoh.
Those more guns are about to break.
Good.
Good.
Good.
you you decide them what can't you do I can do with this I can do with this take
that who again oh my there goes all my shields in health and point one nanoseconds
like you do I can't do no we will I have a photo let you cook I can go grab it
right now.
Oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh,
Wait, he's shooting someone else now!
I got bad news.
What?
There's three of them now.
Oh, what a sweet delight!
That's not the same one that was on us!
That's not the same one that was on us!
Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect!
What a sweet delight!
What a sweet treat!
And a sniper is there that I'm like 90% certain wasn't there two seconds ago.
There goes...
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Don't you worry, I'll get us out of this sticky situation.
in a sticky situation. You just crawl to me big man. Oh I used to go with a hook, I
could kill him and then kill the thing, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Call to me, call to me, call to
me. You and the man was not yet over boys. Hello good friend. How you doing? Oh, should
to grab you right here big man there you are looking on these clakers don't mind
me here we go all right one down
snipers almost dead as well all right there's a person and I'm dead
Help!
Think we should think we should.
He's not getting boys.
We got this.
We got this.
We're not going to lose like we did last time.
We got this.
We got this.
You see him?
You see him?
No.
We're at the exit.
They might be leaving.
Are they leaving?
Why don't they come over here and shoot me?
Oh, they are leaving.
Go, go, go.
They're leaving.
Oh, they are leaving!
Go, go, go!
Let's get them!
Did you guys see them?
Oh, it's gone.
No way they left the extract, came and down me, and then went back the extract.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, alright.
And then some shit is killing me!
What a sweet fucking treat.
Hey, how you doing big man?
How you doing?
I can use a little medical assistance if you have a spare moment.
We're left here without you. Come on over here.
Thank you good sir.
I'd rather just take this foul beast to bring the battle to him.
after like I'm on okay I'm on fire I'm on fire all right okay all right
perfect perfect thank you guys thank you
All right, all right, get in the extract right now!
Oh my God!
I'm leaving!
It's a fight, it's a fight!
Back to spade!
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain!
I lost money, it wasn't an excellent rain, I lost money!
I like how the the the clicker went so high up in the sky. He could surround that entire bin
With without even moving with lasers
I liked whatever an agro does through the wall and they started shooting the laser as it was finding us
That was cool. That's always a good time. That's always a good time a fantastic time
Well, we survived our first made it only took us one hour and 36 minutes
We're in!
Perfect, perfect.
Well, I don't want you to vaporize a regulator before we do get the blue bread.
Whatever that is.
Luke that area, before we start taking them out there.
Objective one, survive. Objective two, get to loot one of those.
Whatever there are.
That's the master plan. That's the master plan.
They said they're down to five stag
What
We've got no we've got on to do got on to do Mr. Hodge
Gov. Yeah, we've got our greatest to do. We've got off of course
greatest to do
Yeah, yeah
hell yeah
I
See we might do it up later. We might do it later
What if we do what we do a half an app the demotions do have an app. We'll join up at 10 30s TT
You still plays it easy. He plays pretty late doesn't he?
Not too sure. Hey guys
Well, he has been on for
I've been off for four hours. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Mm-hmm, but I am getting off. I told you
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
I don't care what you told me.
You're not getting off
until I get off.
No.
Yes, yes, that's how we're doing it.
Fuck you.
I will say there is a second option
on the table as well. What? What is that?
Adderall? Do Adderall.
I mean, I can't.
Please, do Adderall.
All right, oh that was a hard convince. Yeah, I had to tell you that I've been working on getting you to do that for months
All right, well, that's right
You know actually you'd be proud of me hunch. Oh, what's that? I took Adderall this Sunday, you know that I think prescribed
No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course
Yeah, like
Doctor was fucking with me when I did it, but practically
Hell yeah, hell yeah, let me tell you I ripped the video game so fucking on dude. I
Actually I actually bought I actually bought a
VR headset and
Played it for the first time
That motion sick. No, I was fucking
Long off of Beth
Vipping a VR headset for the first time ever
Dude, I don't know what it is about VR VR makes me sick
It doesn't make me sick. It doesn't make me sick
No a game that looks crazy on the VR. Have you seen like the VR park off like game? No, I played I played VR rise. Oh
Oh gosh, I lost everything those dude. I'm telling you I'm telling you
I don't know if it's like the 13 year olds running around screaming the n-word or what but I cannot I did they
Everyone's better than me. I
Listen if I actually walk into the video game, I feel like I can do good. I feel like I can I can compete
I can I'm not gonna be the best. I'm not gonna be your shroud. It's teeny, but I
I'm gonna hold on I
Put my dick in balls into playing that game. I was literally on Adderall, and I lost every single fight for 12 hours straight
Everyone I think I killed one guy, but he had a buddy with them that killed me. I
Did they are VR people they've been doing it for so long you can't even compete with them
You can't even compete with them. They're too good. They need like it's like real life with them
They's like really whip it out of God
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean listen, I think there's yeah those VR people who have done nothing, but do VR and
They're disgusting now. Yeah. Yeah, they're crazy. They're insane
What would you be talking about I was playing rush on the VR
You know we say they should do pretty good with that. It was like it was basically rust
It was like the same thing. It's you really good with that
Really? Yeah! Dude, I'm telling you, the VR games are actually like really good.
I eat these big studios that make rip-offs of every game that we love.
But, surely, there's gonna be a big loss here in summer down the line.
But, until that happens, we have basically every game you love on the PC and VR.
Oh, let's ride!
You
It's really worth keeping an eye on.
All right, Mr. Hodge.
One down!
Let's see if we can get a quick pack to pack, shall we?
That would be incredible.
I've been thinking about refilling the anti-prescription for this rusty bit we got coming up, actually.
I I actually went on a rust server today for building a base and I practice building the basement of bills
That's how invested I am in it. Oh my gosh. I love that. Yes. Yes. Why is this already open at 29 minutes?
Is that normal? Yeah, it's part of the event. The there's no loot on the maps except for in locked rooms
All locked rooms are open, but they have poop loot. Mm-hmm
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean? They're all open, but the the loot is
What's the point of having them open I I don't know I don't know I
Have no idea
I know all the roots in the tall penis-looking structures
With the
Okay, I should we go over here kill a team coming in because there's always a team coming in from there
You wanna kill this you could you ready to shoot me shoot me
I'll shoot it with me
You're watching
You left me to die out there. I knocked one. Oh, you're already knocked on the left two. I'm down here
Hit once in one program. I missed no, I'm going in
Oh
My I got it once you're down. I'm finishing him off. I hit the dirt instead I
Miss you in this one behind this sack
I
Winder nice, I'm here
Oh
Take that who the game take that fool. I see the other side of the shed
Dead oh, we could work is you anymore. No, I might have been this guy's teammate, baby. It'll be did
No
Oh, hold up, I'll be right there, I'm gonna shoot you.
Stop with me, stop it.
That's right, come on, come on, come on, come on.
What's that, what's that?
Right underneath the hill.
Okay, I'm gonna do a little right flake on him.
God, this car can rip it off.
I finished his boy.
Good work, good work.
I see him.
Hit him once.
He's fallicking through the trees.
okay are you bastard I hear you right here right under right under this guy
serious this guy is a gamer watch out in the smoke still nice not you could
Escape us, did you fool?
They don't stop, they don't stop, did they?
They don't stop, they don't stop, did they?
They got shot at maybe while you were running at him.
So careful.
Catch watch?
He goes, I'll shoot at him.
Now something suppressed from behind him.
It could have been him, maybe the audio was just...
dressed up.
Oh yeah!
He had a couple goodies on him.
Nice.
Nothing to write hope about, but in my poor state it isn't quite...
It's superfluous!
That right there...
This one there...
There!
That right there, this right there, that right there...
We see?
Oh my god! Behind me! I'm one time dead!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
We're clean!
Watch, get in.
Yep.
Oh.
Get in, get in.
Great, great, great, great.
Move back, move back, move back.
Hold the line!
I was going to swing right.
On the right, on the right.
On your right, on your right.
Bring this guy with me
Other ones so far
What now what now got him nice
I have an angle on this guy
Nice job, hey
Too easy
How the boy have the bug in it. I'm jealous another team not pushing us. Oh wait. We're where?
Not pushing, but they're shooting from guardrails up here
There's much much. Oh
We got time. I'm gonna do a little bit. Hey, I do it
Do something to the road. You are taking hot. I locked it right there. I locked it right there. Oh, I saw it
I'm sorry. I'm not feeling it. I was feeling it mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs
These guys over on the side
I think they're gonna start pushing very soon.
Good job, good job.
Yeah, pushing now.
Come on, go, go in.
Cracked one.
I've seen on that ping, no idea now.
Get you, I do a little left flank.
I see one on me.
Welcome, welcome.
Looking.
No, both of them, both of them, both of them tremendously low.
What, right here?
Watch what, watch what I mean, watch what I mean.
Why this rock?
Okay.
Oh.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Not just got me.
Yeah.
You good, Jack?
Oh, I'm behind me, I'm behind me!
Back down.
No!
I had a boy.
Oooooooooh! Thought you were slick did ya!
Thought you were the big man on the park huh!
I'm shufflin' shufflin' liiiil!
I'm shufflin' shufflin' I love it when they give up!
Uh, yeah.
I need to see the little lights ready for the rise.
Can we get a little vice shield bro? I don't know...
uh.
Do you know... does that guy have a blue shield on him?
I got a green one.
I'll take the green. I'll take the green.
Let's shoot you.
All right.
No, don't need that. I'm good.
We good. Good.
There you go on the ground.
Thank you. Good job.
I alluded. We still got the other two guys
not looted yet over here.
We're kind of cooking, Mr.
Adam. I'll be crazy.
We are back.
We've ascended again.
Oh, on the ground.
Oh, oh, thank you.
You can say it, you can say it.
Here we go, now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
Do you need this by the way, here?
Oh yeah, I do need that, thank you.
No?
That popped in our bum.
Fuck, just on our zoo.
Do we take our win or do we keep going?
Should we take our win, let's take our win.
Let's do it.
God as small W is equal one big W.
Agreed.
You ever heard that saying before?
I have.
That's what it's all about.
Gotcha.
Missed one.
Suck me from the afterlife. I'm leaving
Three
Keep your people so much we can have that mohawk man
I'm working. It's funny. You see we know he's been trying to get our lobbies for the past hour
I'm just sitting there clicking that button
over and over and he's probably so pissed
he's probably so pissed
I'm actually like getting the game discord kitten
calm down
calm down alpha wolf leader
alpha wolf leader you'll figure it out you always do
calm down
i think you'll be fine
let's just go play fjarr time instead
oh my god
i'm not getting off i'm not gonna be the fuck it
i'm not gonna be the fucking fuck it
You're terrible your ass. You're horrible your ass
Was that them I don't know
Exploded something
No, I think I just better people
Well we insulted random gentlemen for no reason
Those guys yeah, you know what fuck them
They're my right boys
You can do something something little loot organization. How much is your staff word? That's where?
I have six hundred space dollars
$600,000 or $600,000?
Yeah, $600,000.
I'm good on guns.
I got a lot of renegades, a lot of tip-ins.
The number at the top left, your stash value.
Oh, $1.8 million.
$1.81 million.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Mine is $1.851.
Minus 1.852
Minus 1.851,990
That's
Not more than what I said
I don't know where to go, I didn't know where to go from that
You were watching, you watched the show
House with that Doctor guy
Yes
Do you like it? Do you like it?
I love those shows
Dude, I just started watching it
I'm watching the ones where they still have pagers and shit and it's in like 720p
Dude, I am so intrigued to the show
But I don't understand. I told the buggy ladies yesterday in the first five episodes. He kills a baby
Let's all lady just like absolutely spaz out in front of them after insulting her intelligence and saying what he knows
He knows what he's doing as a doctor and then I walked I watched a show of episode last night
we're like this mom brought her kid in and
the kid was
Like sick or whatever and the mom thought she was like super smart. She's like, I know what to do
You doctors don't know nothing and dr. House like gave her a form
It's like and like you know how dr. House is he goes I the mom and stupid and want my kid to die
Instead of letting the doctors help them, you know like to insult her
Yes, and then and then he goes on to give the kid two treatments that he didn't need it that almost killed them
Because is dr. House actually smarter as he just fucking dumb and lucky
I the whole show doesn't make sense to me that every episode he almost kills a guy because he said he does
What is going on the smartest guy in the whole world
Yeah, dude, I was sitting there. I'm like Amy doctor could have done
I'm not gonna buy that better. You killed a baby last week, dude
I am I supposed to nominate you for the doctor of the year. I'm a what are you talking about?
You're dying, bud?
Like, I mean, I know mistakes happen in medicine, but the whole show is based off the guy.
You shouldn't, I mean, you don't die, bud?
That was just one of my gripes.
That was one of my, that's one of my pet peeves with that one, the gripes.
I don't understand it, but it's intriguing.
I'm gonna keep watching it.
Spoilers, dude, I, the people in the show literally have pagers at the episode I'm at.
That's like 1995.
Yeah, you can't even know 911 this time.
10 year rule.
10 year rule.
10 year rule.
10 year rule for show spoilers.
10 year rule for show spoilers.
It's 10 years old.
That is your fault and no one else's.
That's right.
That's right.
It's your fault if you don't watch this show for the 10 years after it relates. I can talk about him. I don't care
Let me learn this anvil blueprint
Little something so I'm gonna bring the lure and the smokes back in too. Oh
I know we haven't really been doing the penis things, but you know
Maybe they'll come in time
I'll let you one day. Yeah, maybe one day
Like early two thousands. Oh, dude, they had pages
Wait, when did pages go away that pages were like a like a 90s thing, right?
Hey, we were, we were Pagers.
Hmm.
They still exist.
Yeah, if you're living off the land, off the grid,
I don't know if anybody in real life uses them.
2005, 80s.
All right, well that's okay.
You know what, I'm just gonna Google it.
When were Pagers popular?
Yeah, 1980s and 1990s.
you
you
you
you
you
Broad dealers did not use pagers. Alright, buddy. No, they didn't. They said they still
use it. That is, if my drug deal, I mean, if my theoretical drug dealer, if I had one,
I'm just kidding, I actually don't have one, but if I had a drug dealer and he walked out
with a fucking pager, okay?
I know that shit is cut to the bone.
I know that is the most stepped on cut garbage
you could possibly imagine.
If he won't spend some of his hard earned drug on money
on an iPhone, then he's not selling good stuff.
I'm back.
No, wait, hold up, before you move, can I ask you a question?
Would you buy drugs from a drug dealer
if they were still using a pager?
That means one of two things. You're either a really good one or you're a really bad one.
That's what I thought. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Let's proceed. Let's
proceed. 27 minutes. Oh, I eat the first one drops in 10 seconds.
The math man. The math man. That's what people are calling me now.
Thanks to you. Oh,
You're welcome. You're welcome.
That's man mess fatty surmets a lot the messed out fat man the messed out fat spider-man
messy cracky
crackhead
That cracked
big crack I
Can't say the other one don't know if I can
Everything and it's your fault
And I'm proud and I'm
I'm proud, and I'm proud.
I'm also proud that a lot of them are clever.
It's also a good thing.
There's a smart, so there's a smart.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Oh, there's a fence here.
Watch out for that fence right here, hunch.
You gotta be careful.
nothing gets past you son yeah thanks hope you don't mind to quickly throw me
up the ladder yeah no problem now you just people over next to that thing right
there at the storage container yeah the storage container oh yeah I need to get
one of those snipers like you
your little head cannon I got it for you I'm pretty nasty with it I can hit it
We can kill this thing quick if we want
There's another one right there
I don't know that's a good idea big man. Oh, yeah, I see what that ball. Oh, yeah, got you. Thank you. Thank you
I
Say we do I see wait. Hold on. I don't see you red lasers. Yeah, we're all right laser over there
Let's go for that one. Yeah, let's do it
Follow me through
How do I was just med grade math?
Fuck yeah, I wonder if they make military grade math. Oh, we know they did back in like
Yeah during Vietnam
Wait Vietnam
Yeah, Vietnam they'd have
basically oh my god well oh my god oh my god oh I'm dead oh they got a suit you
this could have been way worse you guys let me tell you guys let me pass by
Oh, yeah, they gave basically no very great math to help soldiers stay awake during nights. Ah, good, good
good
good
Yeah, if you run out of ammo you can bite your enemies ear off or something
We kill this thing and we let me I should be able to reset yeah, I agreed. Okay
The safety
I
Departed still take math
Pretty sure the fires I don't want to get sued my spirit airlines
You might tell a joke about speed
Airline that would it's oh, yeah
Okay, we're good
follow me boys follow me boys I didn't know if it was a meme or not but I'm
pretty sure allegedly of course allegedly allegedly allegedly of course I saw
and there was a spirit airline allegedly of course allegedly had a deaf
person on it and one of the flight attendants was like telling them to put
their seatbelt on or something and the person couldn't hear them because they
were fucking deaf till they threw him off the flight allegedly of course
allegedly of course and then whenever the other people on the flight was like
jeez deaf or he's deaf he didn't know what you were saying they're like nope
the call has already been made gotta get off the flight gotta get off the fight
Ah, allegedly of course allegedly allegedly of course
That'll happen spirit airline video game of course. Ah, yes. Yes. Oh, it's a guy right there
Is that guy? Yeah, I'm ready. He's right now a
three two one now
Either you and son I missed I missed again. I hit a lot. I had a what?
All right, okay
Oh, I hit once as well
That's what I'm down. Oh my goodness. I should turn right here for a second
You
You
Yeah, I don't have any don't have any oh my gosh. Oh my
I am seen up over time with you. We're tired then we're dashed to the front door. I
I can smoke I can smoke our way all the way there. You can think you could think it I got four smokes as well
Put them on
My first will smoke him like that
Okay
Thank you, thank you sir. Thank you sir. I have no idea where I'm getting shot from I use up for the
Builder C in the middle. I
Will smoke right here
like that
And those smoke up there
like that okay all right let me heal up a quick wide moment I'm once then we
smoke again right here okay all right things it things are going okay
back that guy things are gonna be going better but they could be going words I'm
I'm out of smogs.
I am now in position.
Right now what do we do?
I'm coming.
Okay.
I'm not sure we thought this would work.
I have an idea.
Lay it on me. Lay it on me.
You ready to run inside?
Okay.
I think this is a stupid idea.
Inside.
Okay.
I
Missed I missed the one I missed
These guys are serious these guys are serious. Oh my gosh, I have these oh
Good thinking good thinking
I
Cracked one close one
What's right above you careful?
There's twice
Who's you are you you would give me more grenades? I have a small guy in the front door
No
oh my god we're dead all right okay all right I feel like we should know that
wasn't the best idea from the start sure yeah sure we were just looking for
Refuge we actually didn't want to kill you well hold on that's it before you do that
I got to tell you something very important, okay? Very important. You got a one listen up for this one
Fuck fuck you
He your friend over there is unreasonable I know two reasonable men such as ourselves can have a good conversation
Thanks!
Thanks guys, thank you my man!
Alright, this is going pretty good.
Alright, yeah, don't mind me guys, I'll go kill him, don't you worry.
I'll go get him.
Stay back boys, this is professional work.
Oh my god, never mind, you're on your own.
Okay, alright.
That didn't go much better than the first try.
Yeah, you're doing...
Thank you, good day! Thank you, good day!
All right, I'm out of heels and my shield is broken.
Look in the way, boys! Look in the way!
Go, go, go!
Look it!
Oh my god, I think the bulge has died to the vaporizer at one time!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Eat my shit! Eat my poopy!
Eat my shit!
Die!
You huts of- we're waited over here!
You seen this?
I'm dead.
Thank you, thank you for the quick recap
Yeah, why is she actually you killed my friend, but that's okay. I hate him anyway, so worries
Don't worry just cash with season war that's how it goes. That's how the wind blows
Oh, hey, I just came back as well I found I found you
Small world we live in. All right see you guys later
See these boys. Thanks again
All right, I'm just gonna handle this touch. I am on my way out as we converse
You're doing great
Mm-hmm
Loot hodge
You know what they say but touch you never look a gift horse in the mouth you know why mr. Hodge
You don't want cuz you because that's rude
Because you're taking its teeth for length. Oh
The log of the teeth are older the horse. Oh
Oh, you're basically spitting the guy's face
What if this thing you kill that thing
If I can lie to you I don't even know if I'm making you up sale this of vaporizer on the x-frag
This is the seventh one. I've seen this raid and we haven't even gone to the red thing
Okay, all right
Break some of the guys don't tell me
Don't tell right is want to be alive
don't sell for April Fool's I would just like to be alive April Fool's I get it
good prank sick prank very cool prank ah dude sick break April Fool's all right
no worries no worries he was still making out
Back to spade we go!
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Sorry you died, Vistarge.
Vistarge?
Yes, sorry you died, Vistarge.
It's okay, it happens. I got out with some good stuff. You want a renegade or a toro?
Nope, I got plenty of guns. I'm good.
Yeah, I was gonna say courtesy ask I really want to give it to you.
Are you good?
Hahaha!
Good.
Good.
We use that Ritigate voice.
I don't know that weapon.
Honestly, I think the Ritigate might be the best weapon now.
Of course, other than the Bobcat.
Unfortunately, I don't know that.
Ritigate's Biss.
Mm-hmm.
You see, piss or good?
Biss, best in slot.
I don't know if that acronym is gonna work out.
Biss.
That's Biss.
This is not a thing. Yes. Yeah. I do it. No one's ever said that's
people are saying yes to no. No, not a thing. No. No.
Hunch your stupid. Hunch your fat.
That was never said. That was never said.
How is your chair not peeling apart?
Your fat. What? You're wrong.
Hunch is stupid.
Die. Hunch died.
She's the wheeze.
You got to find him up.
Wow.
Well, my blue shields, but that's OK.
That's OK. We're on a three win streak right there.
Is that a three win streak?
Well, I died.
Yeah, but yeah, but like I survived is there a three win streak. Hey, it's a three win streak right there
What?
Let me get something something
Urbals
Selfies bad boy like you do
And we get sorry, no, let me get into some some you ready to go I
I have to rebuild my whole kit. Give me a moment. Don't worry. Take your time big man. Take your time
I'm gonna apply my points. Anyways, I got the turtle crown
So earlier I was saying we have the two choices
Which was it then you went into the last ride and you were talking about CS. Oh
We're still talking about we're so gonna be playing arc. I'm just throwing out the idea
Of course, of course, lay it on me big man, lay it on me.
The other choice is?
Yeah.
Summon's playing the Isle.
Yeah, I don't want to stop the Isle this late at night.
That is a big incentive.
Yeah, true, true.
I know something you gotta do all day long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do.
Yeah.
Agreed.
to die and did you just I heard that too what was that I don't know what that was
for a second let me check of course she's not here well it other anyways but
Wait wait after 25 hours when do you have been a fully grown t-rex?
Nope
What would he be?
No, after 25 hours. I was not fully grown. I was at 90 like 1%
I thought it took seven hours to fully grow
12 hours and I think that's like to get primed maybe or I just couldn't I
Mean the entire day. I was running away from stuff. So I guess maybe that's why I'll slow down
Hmm
David are you ready? Yeah, am I cute? All right. Oh, okay. Let's do a second
Oh
Go to the casino this week a slot I said slots are for old people and stupid people
Dude, I did you hit do it slot when you go to the casino massage
Always we use slots I do everything
You know I do every time I put a hundred dollars into a slot machine. It's gone before I blink
That shit is ass!
What's your spin? How much money are you doing per spin?
I don't know, I just hit like the one in the middle, usually.
That's fine, I missed the pun.
Well, we have found...
Well, I don't know which one to do, I don't know, let's run!
with them
How to strike is for a guest I know every game is boring every game sucks
Everything in the world is sucky and miserable
Don't worry. I already got it. You don't even have to dive it
We already know buddy, don't you worry?
Don't you worry?
They can make a game with the developer being Jesus and the owner being God and we would still get good players.
Trust me, buddy. We know every game sucks and every game is horrible. Don't you worry. Don't I'm telling you twice.
Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
On this pace every new game is going to shut down in a month anyways.
Yeah, yeah. If I was a game developer right now I would not release my game.
Hell no.
No sir, no sir. I put Batman more in the vault.
I would finish it up.
The entire industry is, game came out, how much can we say that it's fucking terrible
so it shuts down.
Yeah. Whatever. Hey guys, we're not game developers.
Give me words, give me words.
Oh
All right, well, let's follow as we go straight to the first red thing straight to it. We wasted too much time
Some reason this seems like the worst spot to be yeah, I was about to say I don't feel safe right now
Very safe at all. Let's go this way
Follow me boys
I'll take this building.
There's a lot of people dying in the south, so we go to get a little peep first.
The little bit of goop under a pound at bed room and then we'll go
Those would get laser by the vaporize over to the east
Let's kill these guys that will kill those guys
Yeah, and we'll go to the red thing
agreed
I'm just gonna find these little buggers first.
Keep your peepers open boys, keep your peepers open.
Anywhere.
I'm not seeing no one over here. Wasn't this while the face of the flage where was it further back?
I think it might be where the warehouse shots are baby. Oh, let's go there. Let's go there. Oh my god.
Well, that was kind of cool.
Alright, hop on in, chief, hop on in.
Alright, well, I don't know if we have the facilities for that big man.
I say we do not.
I do not.
I do have ten smokes.
Oh, ten smokes?
You mean we get across to that?
No, we don't know.
We should save that for the rent.
Save that for the rent.
100%.
Alright.
They're in there for a second.
They're on us.
Where?
That wasn't you?
I was shielded.
No.
Oh.
I heard that too.
They are on top of us somewhere.
Wait, do you think we're on the side?
Wait, are they in the roof?
They're coming in.
Oh, good, good, good.
They're inside, they're inside.
One more.
Good work, good work.
There's another team outside.
There's another team outside.
That's much, that's much.
Please, Lord of the Seas.
Oh, we got a sniper.
We got a sniper as well.
Oh.
Die.
Please, please, please.
Die.
Please, please, please.
Oh, I think it's in the southwest.
I think it's in the tower.
Hoosie-doosie.
It's a mud.
Yeah.
Oh, God, there's smoke.
Uses.
Uses.
We're going swimmingly.
As another team close they shot him as he was running in here yelling wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Good good. Oh ice company took an eight as well
score nice
Put that right here put that right there
Swarpsy doozy
You want eat this big man?
No all good. All right. Well, let's go kill them. Let's go. Oh boy. Here we go kill it again
watch out watch out
in the gourmet
oh take that click out where we should wait I don't know the sound I thought
they will I hear my head be juicy juicy he's just simply like a war
Oh
Okay
Oh watch out one right here
Come on James
Come on James
Come on James
I'm coming.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, die!
Oh, we're gonna die.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
You gonna go?
He's been, he's been, he's been, he's been!
Run!
We should go through.
We can look down on them, like they're scum.
I had to take the slob around. Not as cool as he almost died.
They're running. Watch this watch.
You invent?
What's here? What's here?
You're cooking down the zip line on the right, be careful.
Yeah. Oh, I see what's up right here.
Surprise, I'm stuck in that.
Yeah, we can do that. On to it.
We SHOCKED IT UP!
One cracked, one down.
Multiple teams here, team.
Goddamn it, one!
Nice.
He le-
h-
tiki-
Where's the other team at?
There's that guy.
Where's the other team? Where's the other team?
Right out here.
There's one to the left.
And shot at him.
Down.
Nice.
I have one, I have one!
Oh my god!
It's me Satan, it's me Satan!
You right here?
Oh my god, it's you on the road, I can't.
This basically is the guy's get me.
I knocked that guy as well.
Oh good work!
You are cooking boy, we are cooking!
I
There's another team of the other the who's he do these there is yep
Oh my goodness, they had a feeling on mr. Hunch
Way
Yeah way
Massive come up
What about that that right here?
Yeah, you know you go to the guy down below I'll show go towards the two people in skill. Yeah
I've cracked the guy across there's much much. Yeah, I'll shoot mom's good
People you got
We had you get you rest
You open the door yeah, I'll start pushing from below
Like it gonna be hard for me to hold you
They help us is the affiliate on pick up the space a guy
I'm not too sure. It was easy if you leave guns against these guys
Maybe just start shooting it so we can actually move that might be it. Yeah, I'll come in. I'll go into your boss
No, no, yes, not fast. Yes. No
perfect
Right have the inch I'm looking for
Don't you worry. I'm giving them one for
Get it!
Take that!
Perhaps.
As well as- as well as that!
R.C.- fuck, Clawsey, I'm shooting the wings off.
It's gotta be- it's gotta be faster.
It has to be.
Who's gonna shoot up?
Oh.
oh my oh my oh wait what the hell was he going he's stuck easy and that's how
it's how you do it write that down too easy too easy I am genuinely no idea what
seven. What? I'm glad I'm out.
I flipped it upside down and it landed, but didn't crash.
I wear these bitches at these bitches at
massage. OK, there he is.
All right. Now my shield broken.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh, I don't see at all.
Oh, the other roof.
Yeah, oh the guy he escaped. He escaped. He escaped.
Yeah, I have an idea. That's not on us.
There's someone trying to push towards us right now.
We should be good.
We should be good at this. That's not such.
Let's say let's have them fight that when we fight the team on the cargo thing.
Yeah.
I still haven't seen this guy at all. OK, I mean, OK, every time I look left,
This asshole suits me.
Every time I look, I literally haven't seen him one time.
Not good.
That would be fine.
Can I do a little bit of healing?
A little bit of healing?
Alright, I'm gonna take one more bead.
This is how I'm not gonna look left, no matter what.
I
Okay
You have a green shield oh
Thanks boys, it's boys
Everybody's at the point. I'm I can't shoot. There you go
Yeah, these other guys are honest to do you have any extra shell charges?
Yeah, I got you.
He go is to
You sure we want to push there or do we want to kill the team that's on us?
Yeah, let's go to the team that's ours then we'll go kill him.
This thing should not be allowed inside the buildings.
Oh, it's right there.
They're right there.
I'm low.
I mean,
Oh, I just rolled out and that's gonna get you killed. Oh, we have some lives to live
Oh, perfect. Oh my god. What does he do?
Lucky boy, lucky boy. I'm lucky. What's it? What's for the back? Great. Great. Great. Oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh fantastic. Oh my goodness. I'm sweet. I'm sweet
Oh, he's doing it, he's doing it!
I'm out of ammo.
He's doing it!
Oh, dad.
No way!
You missed us!
You're deep, you said no!
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Alright, okay, well, all right.
Ah, perfect.
Yes, quite a great time to push, concerned.
Very well selected.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
That's my favorite part about this game, Miss John.
You can win, you can win.
Don't win.
You gave it to him, Miss John. You gave it to him.
You let him know who the boss might be.
Oh
Whatever that seems I've been do I do I don't know about that easy were I
Mean they sat there and had the fight with us. I want them pushed over
Very very I mean that was the best
Literally no better time to push then in that exact moment right there. I was an incredible time to push credible
Hey, well, maybe they're just lucky guys. We need to get like a lottery ticket bud. I agree
a great be some it could be some lucky boys
mm-hmm I'm gonna be a gentleman perfect I'm still I'm still got a couple times
here not a great deal but it's a little something something I think I'm gonna
renegade it up no secondary
We didn't think you know
some
Recycling jolt mines to craft blue shields
Holy crap
It'll stop in something
What are we on? What are we tonight? What's the score tonight? What's the KD for the wins and losses?
What's the WL ratio? Are we 3 and like 4?
Is he ready to keep a check on that?
I bet you were like 3 and 4. We're not doing that bad. 3-5
You're 3-5. That's not too bad at all, Mr. Hodge. That's not too bad. 3-5 3-5
You got a green shield from Viscoside-y, like you do!
There we go.
Little bit more here, in case the locals get frisky out there.
Okay, I'm gonna go!
It's dry!
This cape would be better with dinosaurs.
you see that you see that that's the perfect flavor of autism I like to see
my regulators right there I'm in I couldn't get a quick not be the jack
let's get a quick memory the job of that guy right there right there right there
right there right there that's what I see that's what you like to see you're so
brave so brave and stunning I think we brave and sunny
Oh, Brandon's stunning RC. I don't even know let's do let's do this instead
What about this?
Like this one. Yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I think that's a good change
Those do those those it's almost like you have to play trios for this. Oh
Oh, yeah, that I think you do. Yeah, unfortunately, close the first time ever
I missed out and didn't show up. I'm very worried, but this is very abnormal for him very out of the ordinary so weird
I know I checked actually I looked outside. There was no frogs falling from the sky
So let's not be the resurrection of whatever the shit, but definitely a weird day. Definitely a weird day
Kind of weird kind of weird
Why such so bad at running take a look at his shape chief. All right that eight
What?
Why don't you take a quick look?
That's not a running shade.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You know GK6 isn't coming out on PC fucking you?
Dude, I know. I'm about to hook up my Xbox in this and get 32 and a half frames per second.
ELECTRIDE!
We're late.
Xbox on top.
Listen, I love Xbox as much as an Xbox.
I thought you were an Xbox now, right?
Are you growing up?
Xbox 360, baby.
Listen, listen, listen.
I'm all for the Xbox.
Glory the Xbox.
the X-Box ride. You're comparing it to the PS5. You're basically selecting trash bags.
You're comparing dog poop to horse shit. You're talking about dog poop. All for X-Box.
X-Box all the way. That's the winner. When you're out there on your PowerPoint side playing
One side playing Ocarina's just get to grab a piece even quick cheap
Fabric week. Yep. Have a quick personal computer and you can do it right now with exclamation mark star forge using code for
Peanuts. Oh, no peanuts. We're gonna be the
Thanks, not one of yourself. I'm gonna say
I would never, I would never!
I'm gonna say fuck you, I'm gonna say fuck you!
69 cents off!
hahahahahaha
that's called motionless dodge
are you, are you smudging my dodge?
yeah!
does your code give 69 cents off?
it does not, I don't think
every pretty so weak though
yeah, you know how it is
hahahahahahahaha
you know how it is, my goopa
yeah, you know how it is
Just gotta do something special with the boys.
Gotta do something special with the boys.
I'm lucky to have you here.
Oh, wonderful.
They're in here, bro. Lock in.
I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I've never been more locked in.
Big win here. Come on.
Big win! Big win! Here we go! Big win!
Use your head to find information.
I'm okay. I'm on it. I see guy
You guys dead or alive alive he's behind the football
Got your toe
Who were they shoot that over there I don't know the 18 minutes I say
other you shoot at nothing this is walled off in here I kind of want to see
what's on the other side oh
it's a little peep
well
he moved back he moved back
Could be people left careful
I was supposed to get out of the time, Peter!
My shoes, my shoes, my shoes!
Oh, shit.
Back inside if you can.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Oh my god!
One shot, one shot!
One sweet, sweet, perfect, perfect!
He's going to watch out!
Oh, the behind us!
Oh, I'm dead, alright. One right here, one right here, one right here.
I didn't even shoot them one time during that entire exchange sir listen to me if you revive me I will suck you dry all right
Perfect
What a sweet life
spare my life and I'm going for your debt I will tell stories about you I will
tell my friends do you remember the time that blank say me I just need to know
your name and that's actually blankets it's actually
it's in it right gentlemen excellent raid yep yeah yeah I got a new idea I
something to really spark it up what's that we go into this raid but before we
do it we text me job I don't think he's getting off CS he's been loving it no
I don't need you you want to go play we're not good enough for this game
We're too terrible time to go
We get a little switching or are we not what we're playing this last game
I say we just go right now
Is he not in the game or is he not in the game? Who gives a fuck we open cases, baby? No, you check it
He's in a game
Okay, I'll jump you little something stop the game don't be the game you little something something
He's not a game he's not a game
It's time for some see
We have two.
Let's do a thing.
Let's do a thing.
Let's do a thing.
Let's do a thing.
All right, new role.
If we are playing arc, we must have a third.
Yes, we won't.
We need someone on the team that is actually good at the game.
Anyone.
Anyone that can use a gun.
We can bring the laughs,
but we cannot bring the success of it together.
That's right.
We can't, we can't do it!
We can't do it!
We don't have the skill!
We don't have the skill!
Oh.
Nope.
Oh.
I hope we got a C as to who else is playing it's Nades on a Who?
I don't know.
Ah, fuck it, who cares?
Uh, he's in the Discord, join the Discord.
He's playing with Dashie and I don't know who the third is.
Uh, what's, what's this going to be doing?
Don't check our dope.
I, I've never heard of that discord in my life.
That's the one that, uh, uh...
Oh, you might not have this one.
Let me set it to you.
This should be, should be, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you, good job.
Hello, everybody.
Hello?
Are you guys ready to win?
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
I think they're both AFK.
Shit.
Shit.
All right, well.
now they can't kick us out because we've already cemented ourselves in that
true that's true they can't kick us out
you changed my speed paddles one second give me one second why moment
Good sir, are we ripping cases tonight, big man?
You ship me?
Sorry, stupid question.
All right, good to go.
All right, it's time to gamble.
It's time to gamble, big man.
We turned my gamble down.
Here we go.
Never back down to the one that would give up
Need the gold you I'm telling you boys. We are do boys. We are do
Oh boys we are good enough play on the house yard. I'm being sexy pretty much
You can go full sheet for the cases.
We're not high enough.
I'll be in some cases.
Where we open it?
Besides where we open it?
Why are we open up the Spidey night?
I'm thinking a little dreams at night man.
I was literally going to say the exact same thing.
great minds they could like great minds and nightmares coincide with us it owes us
it owes it owes us I tell you I'm feeling the emerald factory new butterfly
knife right now agreed I'm feeling it I'm feeling it I have to start off with a
light 20 I just bought 50 I will start off with a light
it in here. This is awesome.
Oh, hello, good day. What's
going on? Just doing a little
bit of gambling. Hope you can
sit me on in and play a couple
CS2 games if that's okay with
you. So we're going to join
open cases. We've already bought
50 dreams of nightmares. Oh my
god. Those are the band of my
existence. Good luck. We don't
need luck. Yo, quick question.
Delivered at my neighbor's house, right but they're not home, but when I was walking over there it reaped the gas
You think I call the gas company tell them to come look out here
What's that?
Someone probably just thought it while walking by
They so yeah, I'm sad. I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, I've been some heinous fumes then. Oh, well, you know people's diet
Isn't that good look at hunch?
And you got to remember if someone's driving some beat-up piece of shit. It's probably just stinking up the block. Yeah
Yeah, I mean, should we you know if some racist rips a diesel 250 running down the block with the black smoke your time
I'm not actually let's take up the whole neighborhood. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, check the cameras check the cameras
Maybe I can see so many drill balls. They just well, maybe it'd be safer to just like smoke a cigarette and think about it
Yeah, great. Yeah, I'm gonna go right out there. Yeah, and I should lean over the fence while I'm late
Make sure you're outside when you like it
Absolutely, absolutely
Well, I'm just giving you a job. That's what we want to go. I'm here. I'm just eating
What up? We plan to what boys? Yeah down
I'll be good in five minutes
He's got the shit beat out of us for two hours. We did we did in fact get the shit
They shot the perfect guy for you guys on our graders just got the absolute
We're already getting scammed, we're already getting scammed.
Open up time before he's winking bad, good, I'm bad.
Hey, Mr. Skinny, he's winking bad, good, I'm bad.
Do you remember that clip made shot that you had where you were on,
I think it was Stella Montice and every arc on the map was just running after you.
I know you're playing right now.
You ran away from a drone, got hit by another drone,
then a ball blew up underneath your feet.
You remember that?
Yeah, I'm telling you, did you blow it?
Can you come to me?
Yeah, that's a whole mode now. It's called the Nadeshot mode except
There's a thing in the sky that shoots laser beams. What do we need a fifth of now? They got the hammer of dawn. Yeah
Do you need a fifth? So grab a road?
Yeah, I think I I said it's good. Is this twitch using them just wrote. Yeah, bro. Oh
Sorry, bro. What was that? He's been in my chat the last couple days a peck. He's yeah, he's an apex streamer
Very very good. Yeah, I think she's offline but we can't invite Gcs
You guys saw me what you need for me because right now I I'm deep throwing a glissie. I'm not kidding
So you aren't beginning to use up. I promise you I could not give less of a fuck about my view
You
Promise you you really think I want a couple extra thousand people they're gonna bitch to whatever I don't play on
Oh, yeah, that's the dream couple extra thousand
I'm just gonna really gotta go figure out whatever I play to the other than on I played it because I wanted to try to do update chief and it was fun
You know it's kind of like
Where if you're like a plaza and somebody passes out like a busy plaza everybody else thinks that somebody else is gonna call ambulance and nobody
Yeah
I feel those if I lived on my own I'd be like
Just hate on your fans. Those are not my fans. Well people that are here that are here for any game
I play and are part of the community those are the fans
I mean I was well people that I know that hate whatever we do anything. They don't like
Hello
Those those are not who I thought that's not who I see for that's not who I see for they can join the stream
If I'm playing something they like I don't hate them, but that's not who I see for that's not who I see
That's not who I'm that's not who I that's not who I seem fun
I see for the bungalows that want to be here and love to be here are nice to people around them
Yeah, all the other bungalows. That's who I'm free for okay. I promise you. You're actually one of the people
I'm talking about right now
Either by the way buddy
trip ice man what's his fucking name oh my god
I spent I said was not he was oh how long you get this gold
you're shorty beating a little fuck out of me and it was all bunch of lines it's
okay and for sure Chuck Liddell yeah Chuck Liddell was in my ass who's truck
Lodell is he handsome?
Yeah, that's good. That's good. I couldn't really tell I passed out after two switch
She's the least lucky woke up my ass was
Anything so you smoke that cigarette next to your gas filled neighbors house yet, I know
Not yet, but depending on how this first game goes I might
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, let me get you guys in here.
My friends, do you guys understand?
That's a big name drop, like everyone's hot-headed.
Perhaps, per chance, maybe.
I'm inviting Rogue, Hudge, does anyone,
I don't think I have him in John or Nasi.
Are we gonna be together?
Wait, Peanut, are you saying first time, talking to each other, Peanut?
I love you.
The honor is all mine.
It's mutual.
Love you so much, I love you bitch.
All right, listen.
I'm never gonna stop loving you bitch.
What?
We just gotta buy Dashing off and I need Nimbley.
Here we go.
We're not friends on this team though.
Basically he's thinking you have the fucker.
Oh, yeah, send me a friend code.
Send me a friend code.
All right, all right, hold on.
Oh, you're lucky Lucy, aren't you?
All right.
Oh, there we go.
Can you invite Dashing?
Absolutely, I can.
Let me get a quick quick gold real quick then we'll get in there
one moment please
Quick gold perchance
Yo, hot and you're not spinning we're scared. I'm at a crossroads right now where I
Feel like absolute shit and I either a start drinking or B
Smoke weed or C. Oh, it's always be
Yeah, I think I need a downer the deep state will tell you that's what you're not supposed to do
Okay, you don't see about a guy who would believe deep state lies. I
Don't know man. I'm sort of come around to it
Yeah, that's yeah
Yeah, you're doing the right thing
Hey, you know, I was hanging out with hutch and he said that he wants to revive the USSR
What what's the US is ours?
The backbone of communism. Oh
Is a communist I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, you know when you know just communism has it like a bunch of skinny people probably like and then there's one big fat guy
Usually
Yeah, yeah, they were much a runway models and one
Subo wrestler. No, usually how it goes. I
I wouldn't doubt hutch would like that I wouldn't doubt it
I think we kill him. Okay
All right, I like this motherfucker
I love he's me. I'm not getting a gold. Let's get in there
Have you opened a gold on stream dude always are we seriously what are we doing with 24,000 fucking elo?
Are we I'm I keep me for good time. I keep me for good time and you and you fucking that up
Fuck you
And but when Nate I'm playing with him. He's the one winning me the fucking games. It's Jeff
They've shot on rank before this
Well, I'm on my because I'm on my down right here boys. You're lucky it you got down
No, I know that no no
That's not up brother. That's downs. No, no
I've got the one where I like dinosaurs and trains a lot, but I'm a pretty squad
You know you got the ten-year badge. I mean, that means you've been playing for a decade
So wait are you serious?
Yeah
Even flexing it
Yeah, it's a little bit of flexing a little bit of flexing
Little bit of flexing. Oh, I see a pleasure. She's my name. Oh, please. We ever get a fake name, right?
He know right now. He was taking one second. Oh
We might be able to accept it I'm changing right now, this is a fucking sigh out brother
Wait, okay. Oh, yeah, I changed it. I changed it. We're good. We can send we accepted
To I'm gonna change mine as well though. Oh, but a good case. He's actually you get the butterfly knife in these we time man
I don't know what I'm doing.
Definitely no ancient guys are
obviously masters.
How's your CS run going, Nate?
You've been enjoying it?
You addicted?
No, sometimes I'm up and sometimes I have downs.
I don't know.
I don't know how we're getting one of this conversation
for such a prolonged period.
about that no no we got a bad new now we won't win around on T mr. comic mr. P
body but what's good man good man I'm gonna have to rebind my crouch key last
time I was playing I got pissed so I unbound it like you do like you do I'm
I'm behind it, it's always a band-aid man, you can't do it.
I know, I know, bro, because at the,
E-Lo we were playing at every single time,
I would crouch and they would instantly headshot me
because they were aiming at my fucking tits.
You need to try talking to me for a second.
Hey, what's going on?
I am in Dust 2 right now and we're gonna try to-
Go ahead.
Rangle down these grown men.
Okay, let's get to wrangling boys.
I'm in the regulation match.
gotta be careful it's an honor and pleasure to play with you fellas i'll turn this stream off
well fuck that's actually all that way it's a miracle gd no more blinkers brandon no more
how about turn the chat back on you guys want me going on what do we do
what does the command you guys told me to put into the console to turn the chat off last time
i think we're late already who was that one coming off let's just go out and just sacrifice
sacrifice your head, buddy
Yeah, it was a console command. It was like something. Oh, there is
All right, walk it out. Maybe walk it out. Let's walk. Well, I'll get up. Yeah, but
I'm gonna get this gun
Yeah
Just one more here
That's what I'm crossing with my game. I don't look back to new block 18. I'm crossing us
Good work, team, good work, those are some we can really do when we put our heads together
We work out there. We work out there. You know any smokes, you know
Smokes, yes, I do that see what you want watch you seriously watch ready for this watch
You stand right here on the corner here. You look at the top right of the green
Window and you jump and when your cursor reaches the satellite you throw
And that goes somewhere random
Let's go along. Oh, I forgot to buy
doors mid-dorses mid-dorses in tons now I saved him a little light there should
be an 8k you guys have one gave it up a shot just got you he might have he might
have grabbed the neck air maybe
What's wrong with that guy?
I think that is a cat.
That does sound like that.
But it was.
I can drop one.
I can drop one.
Hold on.
I'll say you changed your name and the first thing that you thought of was AIDS Coyote.
It's European.
I
Someone got so pissed that I was joking about AIDS in my YouTube comments
Certainly has nothing to do with AIDS
I
Yet to shoot a guy
So I'm kind of working on that I didn't shoot you right in case you
You guys want to go mid to beat
I'm walking back long right now on some fatty shit, but I can meet you guys there. Let's go
Okay, I'll get him I'll get him hold up
I'm on it
Right now one of my way to you
Oh
My god, see she's walking up
They're gonna have an angle on them. She left. Oh, yeah. Oh
Shit, okay, there's a dog barking and now it's dead
I
Always repeat
Oh, yeah, they repeat every big
Crazy or if I don't don't you worry don't you worry. I'm on the case. I'm not the I'm about to clean this up for us
easily
Mm-hmm, just you watch just you this you should pen and paper out. This is how you do it. It's not this time. This time's done
You see that get you don't cut off this next one
oh shit he's hiding from you bro he's just hiding no way
that bastard oh number I'm gonna say boss the crease a quick let's do it rush be
down do it you'll be ready after a big brush being looking at you bro I know
your business you huh yeah fuck it bought the rush over in the neighbors
I'm right there, here we go, fuck if we're moving that side of the box, we're gonna have another one back up here
We should go like this, I'm saving it
Store in a backside, oh
I can go back to that door tonight, oh okay
Hey!
Alright, so I'm gonna shoot
Word?
That guy's cheating
I understand what I'm doing
Sounds good, sounds good
Holy shit
That is no, I will say that could have gone better
Actually, I'm not gonna lie you all right with your performance. I know I'm so sorry. That's okay. That's okay
That's okay huge stage though here. I can't believe I break actually most made it out of the spoke
Which is pretty present. That's pretty buddy. It's that part of the top right here. Oh, it's it see
Oh, yeah, good little lord
I'm going to go up and go underpass, they're under.
What do you know, next box smoke here.
I'm going to back.
I'm going to go to the back.
I know, I know.
Okay, silence, answered your question.
Sure.
Copper dead.
Nice.
Fuck it, fuck it.
That's my hop.
Oh my god.
Oh.
That's right.
Oh my god, we have to step it up here boys. We have to step it up here boys.
We have to step it up here. Time to turn on the gas.
What an ass, boys.
Indeed, such a neighbor's house.
You gotta get peed off the jeans and eye mirror cases.
Yeah, those things are black all the fucking spare.
No, no, no, not anymore. Not anymore now that Reds are worth $70.
Yeah.
Oh, like that one right there?
We just got ready
What's the where I didn't even look you hot got a red
Give me that minimal wear baby. Oh, that's a good pull. Come on brother. That's a great fuck
Oh, he's top cab run. Why does a fucking bet?
Yeah, who's a rat man?
Oh, that's not us.
I don't know.
That man is those super
serious fighters.
Who's rat man?
Who is this?
Who's behind?
Captain Levi has a.
Who's it?
Well, I mean, we're going to
wait, come on.
Oh, yeah.
That's wrong.
That's wrong.
Oh, my God.
Love this about you.
Jesus.
Love this about you.
Go, dad.
She come on, bro.
Oh, behind us, Peter.
That sounds like more like a
Man, who wants to take this bomb? I'll take the bomb. I'm pretty good with that
I'll take the bomb
Yeah
Never leave the perimeter boys
The fuck just happened
Hey, guys firing squad I say we go fast be trust I great
Fucking set up
I'm lucky Lucy get a couple of pigs out there
Exposure planted
I
Spoke yeah, I have no idea where I'm at
Where you're safe now
How about you pick me up and take me against the wall brother?
Okay, the third one the third one wearing holy shit, okay
I
Actually think he got
Is that a dragon or you've done absolutely oh my god
Guy see that it's he gets he gets
It is oh my god, there's a factory new dragon lord
Stickers as well. Tell me about the stickers. No, it's a dignitas stickers. Absolutely. How much are those stickers going for right now?
I'll mark it. Mm-hmm. You can each
What kind of Lamborghini drive I want you just yet
I
Crazy
These peaking barrels
One more on side I think huh he's that he's that he's that I
I got the bomb
Planned in the bomb
What you are
Planned to my chest
Let's see gentlemen
It's seven to two
Things are going well
Yeah, these are going great
These guys, these guys terrible
So what you think of the deal
What you think of the dealer that you don't need to have for right or should I divorce her?
Do we say I was listening I've got listen, but you think of the dealer or that round the dealer
The dealer oh
I'm still looking at it's it's divine
It is divine
Let me tell you it is a beautiful piece of hot you got here big man
You talk business after you know
I thought I had the guy for sure.
I thought I had the guy for sure.
You lost the pick up.
I think I can shoot.
Quiet Franklin!
What's the play here? Wanna peek along?
Yeah, shoot along. I'm gonna knob.
I'll flash it.
Quick goal.
I'll flash along.
Check it.
Don't knock.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I'll flash you in.
Wait, what do you say?
What do you say?
You're peeking it?
I'll peek, I'll get the first pick.
Stand back.
God, I'm a...
Wow, nice shot, man.
You're the most...
That's what I do.
Joking it?
I'll come one too.
Deadbolt, deadbolt.
Little something, jumping boy.
Little something, jumping.
Got another one?
Got another one.
Okay.
Oh, well, he's on the box again!
Yo, what's moving in this situation?
That one's crafty boys you guys are going to look this perfect you guys are saved that's
what the team leader dies.
I
Not
You guys we just did have a third for art today coach he did we would keep playing it
It was here. Yeah, I thought I was done enough to play though
With the stream time to stop boys we need a killer on the team. Wait, I might think he's a beauty
I'm sorry. I'll talk to my
What the fuck just happened?
It breaks and then I talk to you guys instead of my jet. Oh, man
Guys hot tonight. I'm not good enough to deal with the stream time because we need to close eating distance
We'll play oxygen. We'll play oxygen
Don't you worry boys. Don't you worry? Oh?
But just cross boys
Don't you worry, I'll handle them. I will succeed where you have them.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, no way, no way! How did you see that?
Yeah, that was really cool, Peter. Oh my god. Thanks, dude.
Dude
We're pretty good
Wait
But wait, I was gone. I said we just slam them. I leave the guy leave the discord
Yeah, I think we get bomb just go baby
Oh shit, okay. All right one's on a boys. Very good player mid-doors with a hop
That's guys a with an off he's awful to share watch a peeking right man. Why not?
He's cash cash
Yes, I think we're doing they do
Beautiful it's kryptonite the box man open looking he's
I'm gonna jump down to you. Get in there, man.
Good work, team! I made nine-three-half.
There's no way we've bottled this, right?
Nah! It's a CT-sided map, too.
One way to get come back down right there.
Yeah. I think we might be fucked. Could be deep.
See, if we win the piss round, that's two guaranteed rounds. Boom. Up to eleven.
11 we only need one more. I'll hit up B boys. I'm gonna be with you out there
Dare I say all these other nice one here. I say ten three
Boking no one beat on us here each other's clear boys might be a minute
running out of it or cat you made me made it careful your tunnels oh yeah cat to
cat they're swinging the fuck out of me oh thank you kill them all laid have to
leave eyes here thank god
oh that's what I can't that's what I can't say
we got that one guy we got that one guy
I got a snake or something fucking good
aren't I?
a quick gold perch
a quick gold perch baby
take it
all I got
You talk back to him bro. Come on. I got you don't you worry. I don't my cases. That's all right
Do you know
Who I'm up a man. You're talking to
buddy
This is AIDS Coyote
There we go, oh, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah
was long okay be clear enough no idea
being smoked but that was mine yeah I
guess I could be on there no chance buddy
I
Quick leave a switch for luck
We love that. Oh the howl action
You have a howl as well this guy's loaded we have to compare floats
Where are these forwards?
I'll say you can't be okay. Yes, bro. I've got both my best love and night. Oh, I thought I was on it
Oh, they're on me. Oh and then I was what right there
Once our ones are one feet
It is ten to three eleven to three
We might be too good. You might be too good. All right. This is actually a bit of a team on dust too as well
This is this is a fucking typical performance so far. No, I'm tell you I might be too good this game
And this is your D-Rank game too?
Yeah, it was my D-Rank game.
We're doing good.
There's just no way we bottle this, right?
No, there's not.
We have 100% guarantee we win.
Oh, shut up, Bowen.
Is that a peanut guarantee?
AIDS, coyote, guarantee?
AIDS, coyote, guarantee.
AIDS, coyote, certified.
AIDS, coyote.
Formerly known as coyote with AIDS.
That was my previous teammate.
I've been flashed eight times, nine times, hoping I needed it, thanks.
Who do I make the check out do?
I'm getting fucking joked.
I'm seeking it behind him.
Oh
No way you want to watch that shit one's lit on site
I thought we had that one boys. I'm not gonna. I know if we did that but I
Was almost certain we'd make a big splice
I'm so broke, I need a force here a little bit
Yeah, I'm great at my force
It might have looked like I was baiting you, but
I'm trying to say correct, I was
I'm a big old verbati
If I just look at it, wrong way
I suppose you're not gonna be the same now
I'm not gonna
Already running down the edge
This is a pretty good spot right here
Oh my god, 3B, no bullshit, 3
Here, kill one
Come back, come back!
Right, right corner.
Okay, lucky Lucy!
There.
Every time you turn on my POV, some badges happens.
Just get fucking slammed.
That's not true, man. You fell that time.
Nah, it's dashy, bro. It's just fall, literally.
Don't dare run back, eh, right now.
Turn on A.
Get the wood, you tunnels!
Tunnels clear!
I
Like that I like that fucking send it Adam. I thought he would expect it
Straight to the fuck war I can flash it
I had high hopes for that plan very high hopes land
You got 73.
Oh, let's just watch him up over there.
Good man, good man.
Why don't you?
There's no way he would suspect we would
suck it up through the smoke out of the site
without being a second into the plan.
But for certain, that would work.
It would be too surprising.
We wouldn't even know what was going on.
So, as you know, you guys might see God's light
about eight times long.
I'm excited for you guys to see it.
Fireworks show.
Oh my god, you were kidding.
Day day day we killed.
Oh no.
Oh nice shoot dude.
I think he actually is.
Hold on.
They're going CT I think.
Do you want an AK dude?
Yeah.
Let's run this shit.
You lose this move. You lose this move. I'm going all the way around, buddy.
Welcome for action.
Oh, I was gonna say. Yeah, I saw that.
I'm coming, Brandon.
Okay, that's good damage here by me important. Oh, that's your buddy. No
You have enough or not what you're doing. Yeah, you're rich
Maybe I should have the op
Give him an inch, you give him a mile.
Yeah, out of here.
Here we go, we go.
Shoot up top mid!
She fucked me, she fucked me.
Yeah, two times in, one's dead.
A lot of my calling out in game.
No, no, no, no.
Watch.
They're out.
One more there.
Oh my.
Yeah, she looked good too.
Oh.
That's a dead guy.
I
She picked the up back
You're watch out your watch I can't get there
It's weak oh, yeah
No way! No way!
We saved the game! Did you see that? Did you see that?
Shoot better boy!
Oh yeah! Yeah!
Did we flash? Were you hit that?
I was 100% flashed. I just clicked it random.
What the f*** is going on?
I didn't even see him before I got flashed. I was completely at random.
Lucky game coming. Lucky game coming.
A little purple.
purple little jumping jumping
I told you I should have the output
Nine flashes long in
Kind of moved a little bit here. I'm gonna hold from cat
I need him out.
Beaten's clear, Beaten's clear.
Might be lower.
With you.
I think.
One's up close.
Not with you anymore.
Why do I always jump?
Crossing for her.
Oh my.
Oh what?
Oh, what?
Okay, that's our site.
Are we gonna call game here?
We gotta go get them.
Fucking push the fucking door.
You guys are playing brawny.
You got this wrong.
Lock it in.
You got her now?
I'm good, I'm good.
Got you, got you!
You're built for this.
I'm not sure what the plan was there.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I saw the light out of you.
You see the vision.
You saw one round and I saw the whole game.
It was taking.
There was a vision.
There was a vision.
There was a plan.
Somewhere there.
The pieces were there.
I just had to put them together.
We got a force back.
Okay.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Okay boys.
Dang, holy shit
Come with I think that I did them. I think to you as well. You're welcome. I love that. I love that
Well, you were hyping me up so much I'm like I keep running at this guy
Holy molly
Molly holy Nate, holy molly
Well, things have changed
Things have definitely fucking changed
These guys are off to no good
I don't know what's going on, but they are significantly better than the first 10 rounds
Getting more aware, right?
It's fine here
here get a d-go get an offer to lose around the insurance around right here
yeah I'm a big suck into water
yeah
hello me boy oh okay my life is over
hold up careful cat okay all right for a long run
I got that one guy I want that now I want that guy
I want that down. I want that down. We're gonna win this round though. It's gonna be cured
Don't worry about enough for insurance
Judge I'm catching up in jeep watch out. They are clutching a little bit
Fucking is no way
you're cooking boys look out are you playing catnip if you can be be be be
I hate cat I hear like 3b see the tunnels
I'm a lower
Coaching I can be terribly
Get on middle double there's much fun. I think you
You cut that out.
There it is.
What the heck?
I got killed.
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent work.
Careful.
That headshot would be by the way.
I know.
I was like, oh, shit, I got played.
Excellent work, guys.
Excellent work.
Lucky win case open
Oh, well we've been scared we've been scared got a W for a stand in this we're don't listen
No chatter nothing. I like dugout. I got food. Oh
You're still eating
Yeah, I mean, we're all gonna get banned again for too good.
No!
Hey!
Straight to your ass.
Hey, what I am gonna get, that's a gold.
That's a gold team.
I'm ready to take this.
Don't talk to me.
Yep.
I've got some more cases as well.
I got nothing for the first 20.
I think I opened up 1,500 dreams of nightmares with no gold.
Well, that's just God hates you, but we are in good graces.
I got a lot of reds in it.
And then when I finally popped, I got an Emerald Butterfly.
Actually, it's not Emerald, but it is beautiful.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
You got an Emerald Butterfly from a Jeeves Nightmage?
Yeah.
It was close to Emerald.
I think it was phase two or phase four.
What the fuck was it, Archie?
I don't know if there's any close to Emerald.
I don't know if there's close to Emerald.
Close to Emerald.
There's a close time
There's a close time rolling up this
Listen in my drunken stupor I thought it was an emerald it's very fucking green. Oh
Oh, oh, you got a green one
Go to those greens
Come on. Let me let me open up a couple see if I get one myself. He's gonna be a few kids watch out
If you open up an ever old butterfly, that's 10k, stretch it to the dome.
Do it.
Oh!
I was in between two purpose-independent people, and got a blue.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I have to go on this one.
I've not been scammed again for the sweet delight.
Quick open.
Quick open.
All right, that's enough of me on the team on the next one
15,000 450 60
That's gonna be
Anytime now boys. We are building back up. We are going back to the source
Well
Honestly, you guys want bang for your buck chap might disagree with me. Mm-hmm
You should just hunt ultra violent ultra violent gloves in the deadhand terminals
their cheap you can open a thousand of them with one steam wallet $2,000 credit
what would you get a max win ultra violent back new how much is an ultra violent back to new glove
I don't know I saw the lowest float was going for he listed at like 35k but that was like a week
ago and I think people were saying that was undervalued like Michael up
I actually think they legitimately might be one of the best like a pairs of gloves in the game to
How long ago did he list that $35,000 one I think I saw it on Twitter like week ago
You I didn't care about the gloves either hutch until I really started like getting into the cases
Like what me and Tim had that month-long fucking killing
then I really realized like a bit of do a bit of do a lot are from the entire CS
community I got Pandora's and hedge mazes and it's the one thing that gets
complimented the most yeah I'm sure but the ultra violet you said that was the
lowest float the the other ones how much like other fact you do ones go for I
actually don't know the market it's like it on on the ultra violence because
so new I don't know what they're listed at I imagine it's somewhere between like if they're factory new
somewhere between like 10 to the new new that the guy with the lowest guy with the lowest flow posted
um posted what did he post again
what is the guy with this are you trying to give me to say about a week and listen to chief beef
something about a week ago I don't know what's going on I mean tweaking hope
tweaking hope I'm about to take a part in that a week ago
thank you sir thank you sir is that what was happening that's what happened
the whole time the whole time I didn't want to I didn't want to interject I
wanted it to happen naturally it's kind of fucked up I have Aspergers I can't
the text so i can't spend some time you guys are making fun of me which once again
the hot size of the burger is a disaster you guys get along great yeah i listen man if anyone
got the car to me lock it in boys lock it in lock it in boys lock it in
kind of fucking pissed that nobody complimented my all my t and ct sided magic fits
It's you want me to be right out here for me beat you look beautiful. I'm dressed to impress
So sexy bitch is sexy bitch
Yeah
How'd you get that or where'd you get that one?
I've met a man under a bridge.
We exchanged favors.
Good for you.
Ah!
No, mom.
Bridge prank.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on, bro.
I'll play, uh, I'll play window unless.
Are you playing window?
I was thinking about plague window by some.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
I'm gonna play with me now.
I'll fill, I'll fill, I'll fill.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Oh, shit.
It's actually my wife's boyfriend's inventory.
I'm just barring it.
Hold on, I'm doing it.
You lucky guy.
Yeah.
Oh
I will smoke by your boy. Oh
The great group it ain't
One other batch 200 batch
Oh
No way he double headies me
I could get that head shot
I
Agree
Yeah, I'm even better than captain Levi this game
Yeah
It's early game though. It's early game. We can go ahead and conclude on the best
The ones here one day
I got your trade, baby.
Oh, yeah, get in there, boys.
It's a flash of the year.
I cannot believe.
I don't think you did anything.
I don't see a T right now.
I'm not going to do anything there.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, we tried our hardest.
He's there.
Yeah, we tried a heartache.
He's there, I don't know how to show this.
That's what baddies do!
Oh, watch this, watch this.
Images are literally 30k.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
Watch this pop.
That's
George George George George George
I'm gonna say something as I was thinking that someone
If it's last bang, burn to death kasia.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Fuck, did anyone wanna claim that?
All right.
What's going on?
Yeah.
This is the wonder why.
It's like, I hate like, I was flashed or something.
There's got to be a good reason for it.
I don't know.
There's got to be a good reason for it.
Oh, man, buddy.
Good round wave.
Yo, hi, jay.
It's a long drawn out story, but I actually.
This was a situation that we had the other day where I'm
Alright, if the people in front of me that I need to kill better literally am I crosser if I'm getting blocked by my teammate
Do I shoot them or not?
100%
Shoot them
Yeah, I actually did not know like the etiquette so I had a little
Yeah, dude, I'll always hear your teammate
I'm sorry, always kill them
I said tap, I said tap
I'll be back
Thank you
You're never better than you, you're always better than them
Unless you simple shoot them in the back
Even simple
Even simple?
Even simple shoot him in the back
Even if you don't have to even if there's no enemies left on the map shoot simple in the bag
Your hunch come back over here
They were saving
We're doing pretty good
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What happened? The other the other team that said you're sexy. Thank you.
My wife.
window
You have to something
Okay, you can be a ramp
Actually does stay there
These two pilots I think so no ballon power stroke power stroke. All right. What I'm down
Oh, yeah, get in there. I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm going in. Don't you worry?
Yeah, he's
Nothing stopping me
All right, all right, that's just great work
Peter's best serve with a copious amount of weed.
Somebody compliment on the knife, I like that.
You're one of those communists.
It's the only reason why I have skin.
You're one of those marijuana smokin' communists.
That's what that's where you are.
Well, if you think you can try to live with you.
Now, watch this bribe.
Watch this bribe!
Of course I got it.
Of course.
I'm gonna show these guys what's what.
I was smoked in window again, and cannot see anything.
Oh my god, they're underpassin'!
It seemed like a flash of light!
Did you see that? He's been smoked the entire time!
We gonna sing on the bus?
One more beat, fuck!
I just get one tap, there's no way.
Actually, no way.
Nice shot, Libby.
That's guy. I think he's B's wall.
He's out. He's on...
I'm on my way, Brandon.
Nice.
You have an angle.
Close-brown box on you.
He's on your side, it's like...
He's back side, back right.
Okay.
Oh good luck
Right I just want you to know I don't know what happened over there
I think you're gonna be around it and quite frankly I kind of just said
Every time Pila dies, I drink, I'm hammered
I'm just...
You're gonna die chief, I would play a new game
I'm gonna fire so much like these mollies
I'd switch the game up, I would every time Pila gets a kill
I apologize in advance, I know your name is Levi
My brain has decided to call you be a man
Yeah, I'm so sorry just just how I work
I'll just call you
Lucky Lucy
It is his name. Oh shit. No, that's the shot. It's all falling apart over here
Bob is a
You see him captain that I
No
Fouls his house go get him peanut. Oh, I want it boss. I want it boss. Let's go get him stand back
Oh shit
God, he's so careful.
Yeah, yeah, he's in Pallas, he's in Pallas.
You just saw a bomb like that for no reason.
Try it on hardest.
That's what matters most.
That is what matters most was at the end of the day.
Yeah, yeah.
It was just making sure that he was still in there.
Yeah.
He is.
P-
I just, dude, I hate everything.
Good luck, don't throw.
Good luck, don't throw.
you got this you got this
good work good work
Jack how we drew it up gentlemen
mm-hmm
stuff to the plan that's why we won
I like the ruby talent that's why we play the game
thanks it's closeies
common beer something like that that type of contraband
how much is that bad boy
I don't know you told me a cave, but it's probably not true. I think somewhere between five to eight and maybe in before
These within five days the worst part about it stat track that's right
What's up in
Okay, all right
I've been bested the smoke I have been bested I've been
I
Should have that person was he should have that first one that was on me that was me. I would like that one to me
I got one be halter now. That one's a me
Okay, what's on where it's at?
Here anything right now the phone back to me have lost
The guy drinking his fuck one hundred percent through top made
He's going to the hospital. I wrote it through con. There's some double peaky. They never see the double peak comment
Sometimes you even throw it a triple peak
Frozen for a loop
frozen frozen for a whole loop
You know a day of a week. It is what I would I triple P. Just at be there right now
I'm doing it. Yeah, no, they're a piece of smoke just now feel watch out
I
Hold up I saw it on the air
Captain Levi I think you'd be better fit in my hands
You're looking at the wrong dude. I think it would be better to fix my hands, Mr. Captain.
We'll see if you got one.
I believe in a little early neck.
Get that off. One's there, another.
I
You did good with that you were very impressive out there mr. Gabby
Yeah, one passes. Yeah, well, yeah, community up community up
These are spots
I took my son who's next in
I
Don't want a weapon
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You think you can take it you'll get one shot. Don't get greedy
I
Shot one bullet all I thought was I gotta give it to him one more
All right, who turns it with this lucky Lucy swamp swamp
No, you should get your shot. Yeah, I'll get it from you next round. Perfect. Don't you worry big man?
Hold on this might actually might this might take me out of flow kind of tapping
Yeah, it's 9 to 1, jeep, all right?
You could be on crack, and maybe we would buy it right now.
I'll take it if you don't want it.
Little crack cocaine, I'm not sure.
Little crack, rock sherry.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Good day, community.
I'll see you.
You think so?
Maybe they're all underpass.
You don't have to.
Maybe.
Maybe shit there.
Grenade out.
You backing that thing up on me?
It's got real quiet, I'm kind of unsettled.
Oh.
I burned that community out.
Oh, I got him, I got him!
Oh, man, out on it.
Firebox.
Wow.
Wait, I'm cooking right now, oh my god.
Watch your step here.
Wait, look, you're losing community up, community up.
I shot like five times didn't hit once
oh shit I miss I miss have to leave I can't leave I
give me that
I'm gonna be the one to find him.
His stand back was Neva's cooking.
Leave him to me!
Neva's cooking! What do you want, Ratman?
What do you want?
You kinda...
Kinda gotta go on.
Little Stacey's mom action.
I used to get erections to that music video.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ah shit.
Oh my god, it's village is off the fister.
No, it was he. No, he's gonna be here. He's gonna be here.
Oh my god. Guys, here's 10 seconds.
Grab the op, grab the op, it's gonna get in there, get in there, get in there.
Don't lose it.
We got it, we got it.
We cannot lose around, boys. We gotta keep this forever.
It's a right turn now, brother.
I'm not gonna embrace lucky case opening
You'll get one shot like it one shot I was robbed as well
Although be boys
I'm on a bus in my mind
I got off to my ass from palace all right. Oh, I double-decker through the wall
So you put you put it up there you dumbass
Yes
With the enemy
God I'm mad on the bench. Don't worry. I have the community up. I have the community up
It's a 1v1. Community offers for a walk.
Juck it.
He could walk, Market.
Let's go, Peanut. Let's go.
Oh, no!
Okay, damn.
I would like to say maybe that wasn't a good time to start a chant.
I would love to have heard him in the market, Mr. Hodge.
I see as fast as we can that was a nature faster class. Oh my goodness
Where did you find this?
They called that extended release ones underpass ones underpass you jumped out from window
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Get them.
Get them.
Come on.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Got him!
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
One could be bottom palace or ...
Can we just go through the same idea?
Okay.
Got one.
One's got ...
That shot from window I think.
Yeah I killed him already.
I killed him the second we died.
Well he just did the bomb.
He did.
One's there.
See, team.
Where are you?
Tee-na.
He got cat.
I'm going for the bomb.
I'm going for the bomb.
I'm getting the bomb.
Fuck this guy.
Piece of shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Let's see no
You I was in a smoke on round one is he a psycho or something?
And I have a forty-four forty-four two
Forty HP fuck road. Oh, I was I was I really rogue. I appreciate you not telling anybody what happened there
Well, what happened? Oh, it's all good. I'm not gonna miss that. I just think Lizzie just see me side
This guy, thank you Bob literally hit a fucking 180 and just one tap
We're buying I did not buy oh I bought
way gay
what's your uh cat i'm gonna jump
under here
he's dead dead
oh my god i just have a little bit here we are lucky lucky
oh no sitting yep beautiful trade
Now you have a plant plant plant.
Got a bunch, got a bunch!
He's gotta be walking.
Hey, did you get the explosion?
Oh, a peat cat right now?
Nobody cat?
I met a jungle though.
Don't see anybody cat.
I guess I'm like, anyway.
Market saving.
What a beast.
Oh!
Dexie's saving right here?
Dude, get up on top of there.
Yeah, we need to hang out.
Oh, yeah, there's a market running away like for the punch
There we go three to eleven we got this
It's not like you don't come back. They're not coming back for that
She'll go hard
I
Think we can get him on the top of your
Your chance one me one in one money money that money. Oh, I didn't shoot that guy behind that walk wall
Hey, what do what?
Got it. I I'm on it boss. Don't you worry?
I
Don't know where's jungle jungle peanut. This is your moment. I'm on it dead. I like that
That's who got you
Oh my god, I'm on fire
you see this, you see this, dead!
oh that's a dead-oh run alright!
quick three-piece lucky case open!
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
this is nice, it's a nice cruising altitude
mmmhmmm?
doug never won so much, we usually we lose
well there was that one time where we almost won and then someone on our team decided it
It was a great time to shoot the other guy on our team in a clutch situation and then he got tagged in the game when we lost.
I'm not surprised that this is what it is because...
I don't know who you're talking about.
It doesn't ring a bell.
Window.
Window, window.
I don't know how she's going off the deep end.
Ah, he's coming out, cat.
Okay, two con, one cat.
You guys are gonna have to get out after that.
I'll handle him.
I'm dead, that's the worst.
Dead, dead, I need a daco.
We have a laser.
Quick bob plant.
Oh, I'm talking to you.
Oh, I got a little more dates.
You guys are in for it?
Flash out!
This is exactly what I did.
Oh.
I thought he had the SSG
That's a good death
All right on it
No
I don't think that's gonna matter. You got like half an hour
We're the winners!
Hooray!
Hey, yeah, yeah!
Fuck you, Wim, case openin' cause I got it by a kid!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
How do you back up that? I should have though.
I should have been here a little more time.
Most aces, most pistol kills, most unique weapons, highest headshot percentage, money spent.
What the fuck?
I got the highest heads-up for spendings
That's it
Make sure everybody's okay, you know
My checks I kind of like the maps that we play
What is this?
Is this something?
Is this something?
What is that?
What's next?
What's the radio flexor?
Is this something?
Is this something?
Wait a minute.
If we're playing more.
You tried to do 11 to 20 million delights.
How do you know what that means?
Not much.
No, no.
Oh, all right.
Well, quick repeat, which ends.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Quick
About me again, but I decided to my paypal for the hundredth time. Oh, it's the worst problem
I do this for this is 30 minutes. I didn't even log out of my account. Why am I signing into this again? I hate it
Gotta do your own burn my money like let me burn my money. Yeah, that's yeah, that's yeah
Oh, I'm you don't want to know any part of our buying cases. Sure. It's like this. Yeah
You also is there a way to hide like literally my full name and house address that shows up like your full information
Yeah, you can put in
Literally any address. I've done that within three purchases and switches back to the old one
Yeah, Trank kept telling me the same thing and I always I just have never changed it
I just go full cam every time. Yeah, I will except for the one day you don't and then you die and then your family's dead
Yeah, you're playing with fucking C4 of their I'm tired out
No, my god, I can't imagine
That would be yeah, I don't even know if I'm willing to take dope peanut
Gold for the gold just for the cases bear
Go buy it both already yes
Well, please don't kill my family stop boys. That's all I
shit
Yeah, press it round takes 30 seconds and first person lands a bullet wins
Yeah
Kind of the newest one actually I suppose a different one, but
People don't love them, but I actually think they're pretty pretty good because I got like six pairs of gloves within
300 cases
Like you hit but you hit with them
But the glove cases
The dead hand terminals like they're really cheap. I mean with the $2,000 wallet you could probably open how does that work?
That's that's a new thing, right?
No, I think it's been around for a while at least as long as I can remember steam the problem where they fuck you is that you
Can only spend $2,000 one day, right?
But as soon as you start spending money with that balance like the $2,000 you just
deposited
It starts adding that money up. So then you're you spend $2,000 you buy $2,000 worth of cases
I gotta say after the fact where they fuck you is that you can always been to K there
Yeah, dude. Yeah, they see yeah
Where they fuck you you can only spend $2,000 a day
I'm
Commented that's what yeah
Certainly not
He's sensitized to the money and shit. This is all pretty normal. I think yeah, no that yeah, that's
No worries there no worries there
You should open up five accounts then we go even 10,000 a
Well, you could get used to be able to just buy
2000 cases from a fucking drug dealer and then all you needed was two thousand dollars worth of keys
like nine months ago in july will mean tim and train were opening cases
literally like what after three weeks they changed the rules so you can't um there's a
seven-day trade hold on all cases uh we can't open them when you buy them for seven days
if somebody trades you cases like we would do you just pay you know send the guy money on
fucking crypto or paypal and once they send you the cases you can't open them for seven days
Oh
Okay, it's one HP middle somewhere
When you move your fat body
Yeah, my way. Oh my god, Peter. I hate you. Thanks for catching up there, chief
You see a bunch of the case and leave you much of the game scene
All right, all right, all right, all right
Not what I would have done in that situation
You're to kill them right? I wanted to kill them
Yeah, I mean that would be step two of my plan if I mean they're lucky
Yeah, wasn't there
right now. Well, well, well, we have to quit gold.
Have to go. Have to go.
All right, I have to do a better ride.
All over you, boy. OK, stop that one.
between your butt cheeks good good
Evox is the best spot to store it just dig them on my body
what over there like there I don't hit that guy
One's in that window.
Oh, two! Move your fat body!
It's not a nice way to go.
You were pushing, bro. Get the fuck away from me.
Oh, I was going to be a doodle, Sid.
Every time these last two games, I have been getting killed because Hodges' fat body creates a wall all around me.
And I can't move it.
New games I have been getting killed because peanuts like less armless
What nugget like body gets in front of that shit off the water?
Everyone calm down. Oh my gosh. That's just shit. I'm no longer. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm no I'm really lost
Fuck it in. I'm gonna be there. Get that out. Oh, yeah, I'm taking the Bob do it. I'm coming
Man this guy saw me? He's in the fucking window. God damn it, brother.
You hushed me with your fat, ogre-like body.
I swear, if I try to walk, if I try to walk somewhere again and I see you blocking my path, I'm going to take you out.
I'm gonna empty this magazine in your mouth.
One more time while I try to swing, I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you. You hear me?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.
He just can't take it. He's got dead eyes. No. He's not opening up. He's not opening
up. Watch this. Kill him, beat it. I'm on it, boss.
Okay, low nice. Good job. There's one more low on site
Like right right time. Right. Yes. I think so. It could be e-box
Internet box
What are you shooting from?
Oh
Oh, yeah
15 seconds.
You heard about your head?
We see you.
He's on the phone.
I'm too many things to bomb.
Take that! Take it!
He's over here!
You're going under, right?
Yeah.
Is that a far though?
Yeah, he's in here now.
Uh-oh!
Get the fuck out of there, peanut!
Ah!
I believe in you. I really did.
I believe in you too. Good try buddy. Good try. Thank you sir.
We did our best boys. We did our best.
I have to pick gold to soothe our souls.
She has been stunned. I didn't make it any better.
Oh my god, it's not a surprise.
It's a surprise!
Yo, how the f**k did we end up on a Nubis?
Hey, a Nubis is the best map!
Communism, straight to jail.
20 years hard labor.
I eat 40 years hard labor for breakfast.
Here, watch, watch, watch.
Go up, go up, go up.
Thank you
You see him what was up in our spawn just second ago, so I don't know if another one lurked through but
Get the hell away from me. I say we just bully Tom in no bullshit
You guys you just gave me
That's it somewhere the camera
I
For
Yo, what's going on our a door right now? Oh, my god
That's a doors. Fuck me. I'm dead off
He's still up there. He's up there. I know. I got a door. I got a door. That's the last guy. That's the last guy
Oh, shit. Where was he exactly?
There's baby. Oh, I hate a ledge. Oh
Shit
Who don't I think we should take a vote on who gets job
I'm gonna throw it up in the air in 3, 2, 1, whoever clicks the button first I'm gonna throw it behind you
No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Okay, alright, alright, okay
He obviously has an auto-trick, hey
He was pretty straight
He was fucking quick
Well, I'm falling him around until I get the
Oh, god dude, he's doing this play again, I'm scared
Well all I do is watch it
How did you fucking boom?
Let's go freelude!
I
Check out this up. I got
I got it on that dead guy right there. Look
What's it 360 LeBron?
360 LeBron
Oh, dude, buddy guys.
I'm excited.
I didn't make the big play.
Close right, close right, close right, close.
I didn't make the big play.
I didn't make the big play.
I wanted to.
You got me?
I'm trying to.
Here we go.
I just got this.
I just thought that happens.
Probably not the time after losing that round,
but I do want to say without trying
to sound like I'm blazing, stilettos
as a silhouette for a knife.
One of the most underrated.
I don't have a stiletto, but everything I see is stiletto.
I've got a stiletto.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I actually like are having a 1v1 without even knowing it's a little paid. I know I know you fade in fact reduced to let out
Yeah
I'm no armor. I'm no armor. I'm swinging it bro. I am too. I'm no armor. I'm sorry
Doc you did
I'm actually going up
That's gonna do some damage.
Oh, he's gonna hear that gas.
I'm about to get swung on.
You touched, you touched.
That one?
Okay.
Back to the bomb.
Oh, we looked at the bomb.
I got it.
I got it.
He's having.
Dude, this guy loves having the bomb.
You know he's blind
Yeah, ready called in the A team
That's a lucky case don't bring it on it off. You know, I'm sure I want it
My hands
I do remember when I was last random one.
Actually,
Take this back. Take this back.
Oh, I need to goddamn close this.
The power overcame him.
Hey, push, push, push, push!
Oh, I got you, got you, got you!
You can be here.
Drop, drop, drop, drop!
Oh, what, what?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
Oh, my!
Oh, it's nice.
I think he's right.
I'm gonna smoke up the ledge.
Oh yeah, look at us.
Forward, forward team!
Push right, push right.
Let's go side, let's go side.
He's holding B doors right now.
Dude, they will go A.
I don't think I can buy a kill right now dude.
It's just a new this T side brother.
I'm the top of the leader, boys.
I'm the best.
I hear him.
Excuse me if you don't have any chairs.
Do work boys, do work.
I feel her.
We're with him probably, but we're with him both right now.
We're not gonna come back.
We're fucking boosting that smoke, but we don't give a fuck.
Oh my god, the demons are coming out.
Boys mind if a goop gets pretty fresh?
Eat please, I was fucking a man.
If we get five rounds on T side, I think we're golden
Theoretically
Once pizza
Oh my god, my first kill
You three kill the game. Hey
died
I was there, bro. I was good
Okay, I can't fucking stand you
I have to say
You it was you
I
This is not my mistake.
I went jibbling and you literally ran in front of me and died.
I was doing my duty as a team leader.
You impeded that duty.
Eventually, Evox?
Internet box.
He's not our side.
He's not.
He's the other side of Evox.
Thought he killed you, our side.
Yeah, he did, but you just peaked at him.
He's not there.
Our side, my side, right here.
Shut up, man.
He's gone.
He's late.
I think he has a rob.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I
Watchin a master
Holy cut those incredible oh
My god
Why were you guys watching me do that?
That guy just aces by the way
You see five boys. You see my wife's boyfriend was right. I was Levi at the top. Yeah
Why is it boy friend is always right? Oh my god? Oh good. We got a community out to work with
Yeah, so he would I've got the community out. No need to worry guys. Oh
need to worry
You think they watched that boost again. No, no, no, they're not gonna watch. I got bad. They don't watch it back
Flash the little version
I
Speak that
What's watching what nice good kill good trade? Oh, you guys have to go
Hold hold hold hold hold hold hold. He's gonna peek. Why don't we speak? I know we speak it. I missed. Oh my god
Oh
This man is fucking window mid-map. I'm his fucking window ever made. We'll get it next time
What's that do
It's a play I'm just thinking about just thinking and meditating
Oh
Secret spies around a counter strike. No, I've never done a secret spy promise. You 100% do a secret spy right now
Oh shit. I wasn't
We did we have the USPS on the on the on the CT team?
die
We're doing it. We're doing secret spies CT
secret spies
How low
Three big guys
I
Steed my eyes
Right behind you captain
Are we winning captain how we went in the war?
Take it a second run run run run run. We waited captain
I'm dead right here dead. Yeah, good work. Yeah, I knew you could do it captain
You got the up you got the up
Can I get a bye?
I'll take a look at that
I'll take a look at that
Yeah
I wanted mine for you
Thank you
Not being too deep, man
I think we need some more kush
Hey
Yes, yes, yes
Some kush maybe in order
Yeah, that's the case
I hold you right
Watch out for that guy in that fucking window
He does
Window eliminated
Now watch this
What's back there?
Hold that
You wanna off his ass?
Oh, he lived dead
Okay
Oh
We are already dead
Sit back push it back. I got this
Everyone get it up. Everyone get it up.
Who's up for you, Lucky Lucy?
Get it insurance.
Everybody up. Every bulletin. We're gonna rush men.
Wither Tec and I, get it.
Do you wanna use my Esma for my Titan sticker?
I got it.
We're rushing men, boys.
Charge!
Where's Green going? Who's Green?
Wait, are we going men?
We're rushing men.
Alright.
Come on, boys.
What's up? Someone's got a post.
those gops all those gops when a tech night comes oh there's one right there
get a boys get a mom wait he's gotta be late gotta be late oh my god
Oh boy, oh my god
We're winning
Take this fool
I don't go both of yeah
I
Speaking us
You got a name I could have got better. I could have we why I have more money than everybody else
Oh shit, what do we do now?
What is that?
That's a secret spot.
I just see the spot.
Oh my god.
The captain's waiting that one off.
Weak.
One of the B boys.
One in the water.
Hey, everyone go.
Everyone get to A.
Find the way to A.
One of the boys.
That's the bomb.
That's the bomb.
Oh my god, who was it?
Oh! He got me, he got me!
What, what?
I didn't block you that time! I was way behind you!
I was sneaking behind him and you come over and just start blasting!
I actually have a shot at the fireworks with my boys.
I saw an opportunity that I took in.
This is the perfect gun for the situation.
I actually don't know what you informal do
Let's be
B rush viewers, we're here, we're here.
I'm going in the rear!
Right at the B.
OK.
OK.
Let's go.
Flash it boys, get ready!
Oh, why?
Flash, fine.
No, bro.
I see more in broad time.
Yeah.
You guys are shut.
That's what you're thinking about for a couple nights.
That one, that's, uh.
uh
Wow that's wow yeah that's that's what i'm gonna think about that one for a couple nights that was that was uh
Wow
Yes, yes
Oh, he's got a fucking shot. Beautiful good shot boy. Good job. He's got a talent spin the talent spin it spin it. Yeah
Yeah, we all jump in water with shotguns. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're
a smart man. I won't be buying shotgun, but I'm going to come with you guys. I'm going
to come. I have an a cam do the same thing. Oh, you're coming. You're taking a shot.
We recommend you know look you know if you didn't know it's recommended
Look you the floor it in there
I hit him twice in the body once in the head
I
Do it too much
Play has never failed me until today
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I just fly I tried to jump out the window and I got stuck on the wall
I don't even know how that's gonna be possible. Yeah, but I mean
Lay at the burgers. I saw you I saw you held the whole team up team. I actually did
I thought I was more that way is that way guys can get much right? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, he plugged up the hole. I legitimately got like caught on the edge of it
Take that yeah, we are locked in 88
Nobody
I'm not feeling it. I'm feeling it.
I'm not feeling it there.
The energy is a little off on that one.
Oh, sorry about that.
Rotating? They're running back?
Oh my god. They might be taking us down with a walk back.
Yeah, I said we are so game what?
Are you gonna be able to see them when they come sir? They're here. They're here. They're not thinking it and I did nothing
All right, all right, you call the thing you did I think you did
Oh my god, this bitch ass I should have known I'm just trying to get close right
made close right all right guys flocking in not through ball around
If I see a single smile on anyone in your face, I swear to God
Secret Spies
You got this spawn bro to mean
Say no more big man
Quick Keep
Gander never hurt anyone just take one out with you. Stand back boys
Mid they predicted it and they have flamed me out
That one but I did not work at all
One moment. Oh, what did you make?
By this two middle at least
I should have a killing second one walking down mid step
I
Yeah, we're guys round diamond. Good shit. Here we go. Now we're
They needed that I think these glizzies are making a comeback
I
Nine to nine boys who celebrate yet is the first rifle I have held this entire CT side and it feels damn good
I'll treat you to a corporate
Stuff my whole sack
Yeah, but what about a factory new how?
That's true. That's a good trade
I
Didn't mean where
Your stash record oh now that being saying you're a lobby or no, I'm your lucky
It's okay, okay, I'll watch the right three peanut watch on the right. Thank you. Do it
Oh, I fucked mine zero, love that, hog.
Hey, you with the T-Spline.
He doped us, he doped us.
I'm coming up, I'm coming up behind him.
One more, I'm eliminated.
I'll play, gentlemen.
We're team
Hey, how'd MVP I need it. They were just shooting her firing
today
Too bad
You peaking e-box I like that we're gonna have natural open internet box fucking swing a
Oh, Crunchwraps Crane.
Take that!
One more E-Bot.
Two more. One's walking in A right now.
He's got me all the way through B.
Already in A.
Right through here.
He's probably walked up already.
I
Thank you, thank you
Did you not have a shot out of your captain leave on it's great
And we're sure not nice place
They're not nice players.
This is a nice team.
One cap.
Suck in on them, and I don't know.
My best one we fucked with.
I don't know.
OK, last game.
Share.
Share.
I'm up and wits him, but she can't hit him.
Absolutely.
Uh-oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess I passed.
Oh, there's a ton of them out there!
OK.
I think I got you at Bunchy guys again.
What if I'm like a one of them?
OK.
OK.
Cool.
I think he's a scarred from having the most money spent last game
I don't even use the M4, you also bought an M4?
Alright, okay, alright, you've doomed us, you've doomed us, we're rich buddy, that's
good enough, thank you good job, thank you good job, thank you good job, this guy's been
fighting so much JPEGs, he's said good knock, this guy's locked, oh you can have it back,
I
Want to already win anything
Go on here, what's it look alike?
It's beat speed one walk through smoke
No way!
They're making great plays in great times.
I'm trying to walk out of A.
They've not planted yet.
One was low though.
No way, they're here. They're here. Both here. One's half health. One's right here. Last one half health.
Oh, he flanked me. He's RCT. Is he? Yeah, he looks like he's going towards his boy. I got him bomb.
I hope I can see that.
Shit.
God, that was shit.
Oh, it's over.
Where's the E-Box?
Yeah.
Where the fuck is the bomb?
holy shit where is it yo am i faded
god damn it bro i just ran around that fucking cola what's fucking your shit
uh oh fuck yeah where was he
i guess he was ct i thought i heard a mean box though
i'm blocking it boys blocking it boys
five sevens dropping the water brother i was staring at that exact spot i didn't
see the first time through I'm not even yeah yeah I didn't see you either
Hello
Rock it in, boys.
We're going to OT, gentlemen.
There's another way.
No!
Oh, through the smoke!
Fuck you!
Oh, the fire was still there.
There's two there.
There's nothing in here.
There's no fire!
The looker's going to be an execute on me.
Three there is that mid
Flushing they're executing executing executing me. What's mid?
Three walking in right now
You guys got plenty of time you guys both have kid or one has kids so
I
Don't fucking way
What was that what was bad
Like a little too much
I
Don't
Say anything to me I don't want to hear I think that we lost because
That's what I get out of my damn way
Why are we lost I
I hate you.
Hunch would move his fat body away from what I was trying to go.
Oh, I hate you so much.
Listen, boys, that's it for me tonight, GGs.
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
One more. One more.
I am a morning guy. I have to be a morning guy.
Well, pick away.
Step to the pool.
Score.
Yeah, it's a bulls**t again.
Look at how Jesus.
I'm trying now.
One more quick one, Hodgstead.
You get off.
I said midnight, Pete.
I'm playing it.
No, it's not even midnight.
It's 1.55.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I love you all.
Good night.
Good night.
Dash, you a nice mania.
You a nice mania, bro.
Good night, Mr. Hodg.
Good night.
Bye, Matt.
Bye, Rogue.
Are you sleeping right now?
I'm sorry.
Whoa, wait a minute, why did we play for two more hours and then we could all take a siesta?
Yeah, two more hours. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that sounds fair
I'm a yeah, yeah, that's what two games and I've seen yours. We play for two hours more and then we take a siesta
is that
I said to this shit. All right. Too much fun. Oh, what's that? So he has you together. She would come in.
I'm sure we did this shit. How can you get this bread? What the fuck? Good math. Open for a good math boys.
Open for a good math. Yeah, what we should play. I know that's too no. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Not in the new bus team.
We just figured it out. We're definitely
Maybe not I'm kind of feeling the ancient maybe a little
Down for a little bit of nuclear
If we play in Fresno, I'm going to strap myself to a nuclear warhead
Yeah
Say I'm starting to hit a wall as well.
That wall is starting to hit me Nate.
It's gonna be good.
No, no, no, no, no.
That guys, they feel like fluttering butterflies
and swords.
By the way, Mr. Nade Shot.
Mr. Nade Shot.
Yes.
I know you probably have many offers.
What do I want?
You probably just threw it right in front of us.
In front of 100%, but I'll play this one.
Bro, I'm fine.
We're not playing this game.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, fine.
Big shot. I know you're big. Lucky Lucy. Lucky Lucy.
But I want you on my team for Rust on Friday, Mr. Dave John.
Your funeral, brother. I'll be there.
Good. Good. I'm assembling a team.
A team of significantly incapable gentlemen.
Okay. Yeah. I'll do it. Okay.
I've only played Russ once before to see him.
Yeah.
That's what I'm hoping for.
Snuck my way into XGC's team and shot him dead in our base.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
They weren't too happy about that.
Got a tube sock on his face.
And a cigarette.
I cannot believe that you guys just put us on fucking inferno.
We are going to be in hell.
You are devastated, Nate.
Are you all in for this?
We don't.
We got this, we got this easy.
This is good, this is what we need it for now.
I'm drinking a room temperature cranberry high noon.
I don't even know why the fuck they would make this
godforsaken Friday night.
I knew it.
Fucking boys, I made it.
We got this, whether you die or get it.
Little B rush, little B rush.
There's nothing we need to do.
All right.
I
Yo, we should walk back. Hey, we should go back. Hey
Only one guy max I killed one with rushing back
Oh
Yeah, let's go let's fucking sing Peter. I want to watch my boss
We said boss
Yeah, oh my god, you're short. He's weak. He's big. Yeah
This is my way I got this I got this
You here
You got actually but...
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
Oh my god, just fucking blew his head off.
SHUT UP!
Oh, oh.
Take that, fool!
Yes, yes, yes.
Good work, team. Good work.
I like the way you just cleared that. That was a little weird.
Yeah, that one was fucking weird, bro. I don't know.
Y'all, man, if you just know what you know,
if you make confidence, you may comfortably roll here then.
Okay?
What's yours, you ask?
Probably it.
I don't bring back the deck.
Watch out for them, Nate stacking the game on our rush.
We go, he's streaming.
Two of them.
Two of them.
Goobah.
Don't stop, apps.
Fuck that guy.
Two guys up.
There's two guys.
I just saw him.
I just saw him. If you're not gonna swing this at all
One's backside
You guys are on B right now
Church church
CT smoke's fading.
No!
Go RT, go RT.
No, no, no.
We have male sex.
No, no, no.
It was Sunday.
It was Sunday.
This is a man.
We fuck him.
Sure.
Any drop, sure.
what you need I can give you do a bread edge you love those fucking
brevets man you're gonna die I think I'm only one to my construct career and I'll
let me be no let's do that vein and did no damage never bought them again I'm
Push it mid.
I like it.
That's it.
I see him.
He's in the pommage.
Oh, he's still in the pommage.
Is he up top or like?
He's on the terrace.
Oh, he just peeked.
No.
Good job.
I
Should have they maybe not a see-fastie up there
You gotta reload but I don't want to make any sound
down. He's got a clean call for guns and he's got the win. Oh, he's fucking, I mean,
his knife sucks ass, but he's got good gloves and good AK. I like that. All right, I'd rather
One, both of them, both of them.
Refund my 30 bucks, refund my 30 bucks.
Also, there's no way you put 30 bucks in Super Chat
and then run it.
I then said I'd take care of what you were thinking about
and then want, and then span the chat to refund it.
First off, you can do that if you want, Chief,
but I think I,
Dustin said your discord mods are abusing their powers.
Brother banned me for absolutely no reason.
I don't think we require investigation anymore, chief.
I think I think I was going to actually look into that,
but I'm pretty certain we can all see who might have been
on the right side of what happened in the district.
I think I don't think that requires investigation anymore.
I'm sitting right now.
I don't think that requires any more investigation.
I agree, I agree.
Do you think he's sitting?
Yeah, he's committing sins for sure.
I've only got enough information to give.
He's got a lot of just bailing off.
The Russians, you think he's actually stuck in?
I think he's like, he's like, he's in the debrief right now.
in front of my sister the smoke
We got to be around with these guys at a next time stay behind those guys. They're guys first boys
They're coughing and they're close up. We should go away. We should go away. Wait. I just heard this guy take a step
Was he left or right? Yeah
He might be walking through our shit again
I
Want that case on oh
My god, Nate the buggy. Oh my god, I'm the balcony. Oh my god. He's on the balcony. Yeah, I could not find him
He's good that balcony guy's good to any oh this guy he's committing many
Not for me not for me not for me
How many players you think would play it like half-pile for you think it's like a quarter all the challenges players
So they could feel like they've got like an edge and shit
They stack peanuts
Was actually push a apartment
Down let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, he's doing it again
Oh my god, I'm the health man. Well, let's just go be I'm so fucking there's two guys
Sitting in apartments every round like it's an episode of friends
Yeah, I'm Rachel I'm getting fucking pounded
You peek you motherfucker
This episode of friends isn't it?
You know it's a yo, it's on Netflix now. It's coming back
Brandon that's great
Making a movie oh
Ooh.
Actually, yo, Manatee's AK and gloves are fucking clean.
But the AK, it's clean, man.
This is good. This is soft.
Yo, Manatee, we gotta complete this drip.
Those fucking gloves, that AK are beautiful.
Look at that.
Actually, I like his knife weirdly.
What's this like?
What's this, uh...
God, why do...
No.
What do you...
Wait, what?
Get down!
Bro, I'll just stare at this guy's gloves at...
What have you been doing?
I just died the guy!
You shot him in the cock, and now he's nice to do it in the back.
Yeah, it's gonna be a movie friends
This is the season finale of friends
He's going for you do it
Oh
Whoa
Okay, I'll meet me in super duper serious right now. What the hell was Manatee doing over there?
Manatee, come on!
I made it all the way. Manatee still got the drip, my guy. I need that AK though. I need a drop.
Mmm, I can give someone an AK. I wanted his.
This is kind of, what skin is this, what's it called?
Inheritance, that's what it is, that's what it is.
Doctor, please die, die.
How much is this?
This is about, I don't know, I don't know, okay?
It's up to you.
Well, actually, I don't know,
I think it's actually expensive, but like,
100 or 200.
Oh, for the name's Jack B, boys!
I'm on fire and I'm dead.
This thing just hit me off the fucking die.
Oh, good heavens, everyone around me is dying!
Oh my, oh, it's not dead!
I got my one fuck that guy in particular I blame everybody that Kelly got
crossing he jumps he jumps he jumps at the end he crosses there was a little
jump thinks it's gonna be cool and shit I want you to blast his head off when he
does it I'm on it but you are gonna watch it dude
He's not crossing that yeah, he's gonna jump it on my water. I get it. I get it. You know
Wait for it wait for it
All right, what is going on
I
Wait what was in the smoke?
Wait how did what wait what I want for that
Smoke what actually thinking how is it even remotely possible?
I don't think this is I don't know I do you know I'm not sure what's going on this is
This is the experience. I don't think this is I don't know I do you
There was a guy to beat me immediately when I was
Lurking behind and then there's a guy that let you guys all pass and then went through banana kill me
Some would say he thought it was Passover
die immediately I
Never see that
on all the meds
they just smoked us out
they double smoked us
and they triple made it
okay
you might be able to crack the B
again
I'm trying to kill you
what the hell do you two have
I'm smoking that
your B stopped my head with the op
or BK
what's up somebody boost up and fuck him up
I leave this as a real booze
you just make that up
I don't know
I'm gonna put this up
but do you have another smoke?
you're a CT?
no
he's right here he's right here copping
what's happening?
we're gonna have to make our move
I'll go in first fuck it
oh
Oh my god
As you can't leave me like this you guys. Oh my god
Okay, guys guys did they swap out all five players three rounds ago who are these people I
Think we just go back to bullying apps and a bucket
Waterfall tech nines can be lit knock on tech nines waterfall tech nines. Let's do it. Let's do it
Over the AK
And if they're stacked at a we'll start making accusations
Sounds good, I'm excited. I'm excited for the well
All right accusations begin
Oh my god apps apps apps
Okay, all right, okay
Bye bye
Okay, all right. All right. Let the aggages fly. All right. Okay
Okay, shameless
Okay, that one was on the island
I was a shameless around what I just watched what that was going on. What is going on here?
Fucking bitch
What is going on here?
fucking bitch what is going on here
yeah why won't you want me to know
I'm off and this fucking guy been there and I'm going to go outside and get across the
first middle
oh shit you guys are doing boys you guys are good guys
watch this shit watch this shit
I
All right
Yeah, dude just walked out mid these motherfuckers
I'm actually fucking tweaking they smoke the mom too
Really playing I can go seek with these fucking assholes
Yeah, once I ramp once our ramp
I got the guys on the left.
That's the right.
Oh!
My god.
What's up, dudes?
It seems like they are clearly hearing our voices as we speak.
I believe you never made a chance to begin with.
All right, all right, lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Just don't talk to me on CT.
Yeah, just type.
Don't watch.
Don't watch.
You can squint at the screen.
You can talk in code.
I'm gonna make it.
It's coming back on.
Road is fat.
That means they're thumb stacking B banana.
Save that one in your data bags.
one on the right, one on the right right there, we have b-blitz, spring bomb, i can't, i'm
stuck, one's pushing up, i'm in the crack right now, don't make noise, don't make noise,
they don't know i'm here, spawn, spawn, nice, we're down, no, he's on the floor box, he's
of a bitch got to be played with that the entire time
it's good to be coughing it's not c2 though
fuck him fuck that man this is a side view of your family and my friends brother
god speed my boy god speed my boy god speed my boy
Godspeed, man, Godspeed. Wish you nothing but the best for your family.
He needs you to use utility, but I can bail you with the guns!
Off it, off it. Like, off-corner.
We got this. We got this.
Two different times. Good work, good work.
This is a CT sign map anyways, boys. We got this in the bag.
Oh, CT sign.
Yeah, 150% CT sign.
I did this fucking pistol is more important than anything you know get those fucking akimbo strapped up
I'm about the new breads run one
Cal pay where's everybody like to play I'll go be maybe
If manatee also plays be there on the other side you can shoot if you weren't ADHD swapping weapons fuck you Joe
I like the sound it makes you asshole. I'm not it's cool
Oh, I forgot what you're doing guys are they're need second man. I might just watch one. Oh, dude
God God
Oh, thank God
I tried going bar for bar with us with the veredas. It's a fucking big mistake, bud
We'll keep the stage. Are you playing beef?
That's okay with you
But is it okay with me? All right, I will permit it this time
How many knots like your microphone in game sounds you sound like a
I don't know how to describe it. You sounded like radio voice.
Oh, thank you. It might sound better in there than it does in the discord.
I hear apps. One time in. Oh, god.
Got two. Got two.
Wait, are you talking about peanuts? Yeah.
Yeah, I am for down my body top apps
That's what I mean, let's me here
Yeah, I'm just gonna pump them
No, what no, we're no
You're we all with the stream squad, bro. We know we work in it. We're all construction workers
They were just chillin out there hit my wife, right?
Skins make he drinks beer hits his wife. Yeah, but the rest of us we're all normal. Oh
Well, you're not a construction worker then got to have some great
I am an abs. I am not an abs. I'm heaven
You gotta fucking kidding me he's walking land right now
Looked away and then look directly back at it someone write that thank you down
Someone doesn't like that take me down right now, but he's
I don't why
Must not out to get you
Wait, you guys actually take that off, right? So I'm no armor. No, I love that's a bad house
But I think it's you like
You know what, use the music hits, right?
Peanut?
What, the newest music hits?
I know all the newest music hits, yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah, you're Rick, Claire, Drift, go woo on that bench.
Trust me, I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I know all the funky music.
Don't you worry.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Moon, Mozart's Moonlight Sonata.
True classic.
Mm-hmm.
One stop made a glee on the points these guys fucking love apartments
Doing that's right
It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
I'll step in there.
I got out to get you.
All right, eight days. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Eight, eight. Buddy, are you wanting to come?
I got you, bro.
Now you want me to drop you while I'm in the woods?
I'm about to throw this fucking bomb out of you.
Captain, I can give you a PB Bison.
Oh, yeah, I'll take the M4 instead, Peter.
Alright, sounds good. Let me down.
Now I'm fucking hurt.
Now you change your mind.
It's a sign.
Quick, pick that mid.
Okay.
Am I alive?
Oh, I'm alive!
We're gonna live forever!
Hit him, Levi.
Oh
My god
What's up behind you
I have one
This guy the Riddler's a pussy, dude. No, that's right, right, right, right, right, and I think one was all right
All right
All right
All right
I
Had a new some damage
Okay
What apartments where the poverty she's going to Terry's one job Mexico
Wait here
Come on in a alright. Well, it's well he didn't come from the bottom direction. I thought he would come
I
Goobers on a forest freak right now
Kill yourself
All right guys, lock it in. I'll lose this one
Fuck it in boys, lock it in
Who died in one? We actually did lose some of that guy in the opponents. Back to Diego. Back to Diego. Back to school
or uh what do i call this again uh boiler radio boiler yeah boiler
go win nice nice
play up on that play up on that
well i need to smokey a
oh i need two two three going left four going left
okay you're behind lucky
we're there, one more
God, fucking dammit, bro, they all push arches?
yeah
oh my god, bruh
oh, this is terrible, bro
you got this, you got this
you fucking...
one of them drops four kills or one of them aces there's no in between
yep that'll happen
that's a two-lot it's too good
oh we're still in this boys, we're still in this is still our game
I'm gonna walk up and fucking apps fast.
I'm down to come with you bro.
I got MP9.
It's fucking dead.
I'm gonna pick it.
I don't even have enough.
I'm gonna go in the edges.
I'm already too left.
Alright, well, we get it over the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
I'm gonna go in the edge.
We give it our best, we give it our best boys.
That's all we got, that's all we got.
We're at the alternate.
That's all we got, all we got.
I mean, they're probably walking arches if that guy died there.
They're probably holding this.
Smoke over here.
He's there, he's there. Left, left, you can tell.
There's your left.
He goes out there and ribs all.
old clip on a guy five meters away from him and doesn't die
We saw the tip of our elbow down mid and we can sit to the shuttle rounds
Which I don't even cover shoot back guys are freaks
No idea where this guy just came from
This isn't looking good boys
This is a gorilla boys, this is a gorilla
I
Still winnable still winnable. I know the T morale is down a little the morale is down
But listen the game is fucking
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This starts this job. Let's just come back. Mm-hmm. Let's get that come back
It's a mid.
BBB.
At least.
One of them.
One of them.
Oh my god, bro.
I just don't fucking yeah.
How the fuck did I do that?
You're not just a seeker.
You're not just a seeker.
You're not just a seeker.
You're not just a seeker.
Oh my god
I'm fucking out
You're faster than shevers!
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh no.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Alright, that's okay.
I did like that boys.
Sometimes that'll go that's how those times. I was not my best game. Oh, look nice
What?
GG saw my profile, please made and burnt. I'll suck you guys off. Oh, hey
And that was there wasn't it
It aids and dying the game of course
All right. Well no snipe turned off 100% swear. Oh, do we believe you we believe you?
Yeah, you're clear
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm fading. We get some cases. We get some cases
Eight hours
Yeah, so you say 8 to the halfway point you good eight hours isn't that a court?
Isn't that a third of 24 hours? I would have to run the numbers, but I do believe that's accurate
the thing
You know, you need hours of playing
I think I got to switch my pair of glasses
You're sitting on my head and it's causing irritation behind my ears.
You gotta get one of those blue light glasses to be a big pussy.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I really loved everything when it has a yellowish hue.
Yeah, you do.
Me too.
I like everything that looks like garbage.
That's fucking awesome, man.
I never understood why people belt-walk blue light.
I didn't either.
If the only side effect is that it keeps you awake, isn't that a good thing?
I want to be awake.
That's why I'm on the computer.
Yeah, but I didn't want to be awake.
I wouldn't be on the computer.
I just don't want everything to look that way either.
Give me the rate.
I don't care if you told me it was causing slight radiation.
Like, you know, everybody in the wired headphones.
What's up with that?
Oh, it's about the IED.
This guy Zuckerberg won't even put his phone in his pocket.
Oh, shit.
Are we screwed?
Are you serious?
Wait, Zuckerberg will put his phone in his pocket.
I'm probably making it up.
There's a billionaire somewhere out there. I 100% remember. Yeah, but it depends if it's a billionaire or a billionaire who makes technology
Is it that's two very different things?
Well, what type of technology we are actually talking about any technology even if it's a billionaire like Warren Buffett whose specialty is like stocks
I don't care if he doesn't put his phone in his pocket, but if it's Zuckerberg who makes shit
That's a that makes that that's cause for concern. You're in the walls peanut. I know the red the walls
There is my skin as well. I'm already nice and doodly away. Hey, are you a lizard?
a little a little
Are you a lizard or need that fucking?
Archshell yes, if you're wondering why I blink sideways
It's the lizard way lizard peanut
You're not acting blink sideways or am I just baiting you?
I blink sideways.
Wait, hold on.
I don't blink sideways.
Oh, you should have that in.
How would I possibly?
These are my, are you an idiot?
You wouldn't have been with people.
Put some slits on your eyes.
Listen, I'm eight hours in.
I'm muting up.
The conversation is over.
Okay, all right.
That's good.
That's good.
Good good good. It's why for the best
That's why I'm hearing that conversation
More blinkers Brandon no more no more
I like that your profile picture is you dashed you but half of the profile picture is your monitor screen from the back
Yeah, that's what I like about that
You know, it's just it keeps you on your toes. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I find it helps to give your teammates compliments with the morale is down and that's something. I like about you
Feel good about this one also as name is rock star. I think he's locked. Okay, you rock star Rick
Just rock star. No rocks are Rick. Yeah. All right, let's do agent overpass
Hey, first let's 100% man in front. Oh
No, nothing that's and then followed by
That's band marines instead of overpass quickly
That's good good you want that agent that's what we want. We want that ancient boys
Mm-hmm you're an ancient enjoyer. I kind of respect that it's a nice map. It's a great map
Yeah, a lot of newer see it like
All right, okay. All right, that's okay. That's okay
No, no brand of exactly what we wanted to place but it but it's close it close
While to me that you could have a map like overpass and then the contrast is inferno
Like this map is so big and so open inferno. It's just
Like fucking hallways and hell. I don't know why inferno was ever made a map that map is
AIDS I hate it. Yeah, I genuinely like
I fucking hate the first one.
To be too, to be too-
Sure, before it wasn't that bad. I started over the years ago, I swear, it's gone way worse.
They shoot at like, like, cash!
Cash is a good map.
Yeah, that was a good map.
I'm dumbfounded that cash is still not in the game.
Come on, let's get this-
I'm just gonna suck it in.
The remake.
We win this, we get bumped up to 16,000.
Yeah, but that's the part that doesn't make sense to me.
I'm like, how long do you actually need to remake this fucking map?
I was originally made by like a community member.
I mean, how hard could it be?
You bring that hashtag really hard.
But Jesus, I don't want it.
That is one of the OGs for me.
A cobble.
Cash might be one of the best maps.
A cobble is also one of the best maps for sure.
Dragonlord about Dragonlord. I love cobble.
Pushing mid.
Psych. Too scary.
What's quality?
I don't see anybody D.
They saw one down.
Not long right now, I hear long.
Oh yeah, they gotta be stopping long.
Get your long, long!
Oh my!
Long. Dead bombs are here.
Yo, where's my bullet going?
What? I'm shooting them.
I
My god fucking need
Brandon I mean listen to me, bro. I don't understand where my bullets were going not
Long range in this fucking game. It's fucking impossible. I'll get all good. I'll get all good
is it finally a quick shake it off a minus setback of the road to success boys
Fuck it in lost guy. That's just fucking briefing me
98 and four
Connector the connected a ton of them. Oh
My god the vision
You push it up to eight
No, I got one other one party
I'm awful party party party
it
but Rick please
this guy's view model is insane
that knife is bigger than my fucking screen
that's huge
that's huge
that's a good one
he's medieval jousting
he's got a fucking sword doesn't he
yes a blade of sword
a machete
I'm hoping he gets cleared here just for like, self recording purposes.
It's not a movie or something, he's not in this game anymore.
I would just piss it in for this crosshair.
I'm blaming those shots on the crosshair.
Oh, we got ourselves today, Kate?
Yeah.
It's a positive, that's a positive.
building up the economy that's right now it's time to really show these guys we
mean business
my job today came and call and call thank you boys oh wait you want to see that
okay bro I think rock star Rick lowkey is buying the bird is the room should the
guy the serial kills of the AK
I think it's gonna be him.
Good luck. Good luck. He survived, right?
I hear a party. I hear a party.
Multiple, multiple. Hey!
I'm here with you, Peter.
Oh my god. Good luck with that.
I'll be scared.
Oh my god!
Ah, man, they're fucking...
I'm gonna need help.
Tricks him though.
Long. There's multiple long.
Oh my fucking god
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Just another me and woman proud.
We need a source of inspiration. I think I'm just the right man for the job.
Actually, I'm staying for a month. You should sink for us.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just yeah, I'm not that good. I'm not that good.
I'm not gonna worry. We're all your friends here
You really mean that I the way you laugh life's not
Hey, don't a I think don't a yeah
It could be bathroom party buddy, that's the long
What is he doing there, what is he doing there, of his, of his friends over there.
This guy is literally walking backwards, shooting me with his fucking egg, he's dead.
their dingus
one more bit of
one more
nice
that's a lot of them
that's the round
oh my god Rick what the fuck
another close one another close one
we're getting there we're making progress
I think I think that she was an operator here playing it makes all the difference in the world
We gotta we gotta instill some fear in these guys. Yeah, if too much momentum
They're playing too confident
Go back to be psyched. Hello, okay. I'm just gonna play pass on a
We should if you're gonna walk up I'm walking out
right there
that one
that's found
scared
I'm back
are you pushing bathrooms
they could be up long
they could be up long
maybe
maybe
maybe
maybe
maybe
I was being extra sneaky. I was Mr. Sneaky.
I'm gonna fucking eat
We had solution to this problem I respect it
Most eventually he's eventually gonna get one right he's had like four of these but
he's like this one this is the one I feel it
I have two kills and lucky Lucy's still on top of me.
How does he do it?
Sexual favors, of course.
The classic.
Of course.
That explains it.
It's like that old game Bop It, you know?
He's just fucking...
Oh, I always got a horny playing Bop It.
Yeah, yeah.
Because she's a famous...
Got one party, did a couple more.
Nice.
Keynot?
Passed it
What's up, mom?
I- I- I literally am just playing back and I brand just you know
Okay, you're good
Got another one!
You're actually going fucking insane.
You're gonna kill them all.
I gotta push up
Oh, there's another one!
And I'm dead. I'm coming from CC on me.
This is gonna be a B point or an A point, sorry.
Actually.
I'll see shit.
Nothing here. Yeah, got one.
Bomb.
No, we're not helping the monster, he's larking, and it's gonna freak.
He's got Bob, he's got Bob.
He's got this.
Who's that?
Catch him, he wants to catch him right now, he wants to catch him right now.
They are watching the stream.
I don't know about these guys watching the stream, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
How's the new amble management? I hate the new amble management.
Holy, we won? Oh, we got two peace.
Good work boys.
Peace, we'll take the boomstick.
Oh Mr. Rotman, I can procure that device if you ever so desire.
Words.
Ah, I will kill you if you do not.
I need a part.
Oh.
Alright.
Um.
There you are, good shit.
There you are.
I'm so sorry.
Holy shit.
That's on me now.
For good luck.
For good luck.
It's okay.
I was trying to click my menu.
You were just lathering me up, really.
Right here.
Dead.
I don't want to be.
That's the first time I've seen a guy be in this entire game.
I'm getting out of here, peanut.
Get out of the bush, I'm behind you.
Oh, right now, one's B. He's super fucking low B. Super low B.
Oh, I'm in the playground.
Last guy was B, super low.
He's coming for my M4.
Where are they?
I
Here we go now I'm picking up a little steam now I'm picking up a little steam just life's not out
That's not a woman that's dude
Hi, baby
They call that a lady boy
come come
lady lady boy
lady boy
follow me up Nate
we're gonna have a really fun round
yeah yeah
old park
fire in the air
like that
watch out simple strike
I mean this guy is just a fucking mess
this guy's gotta be the best right
I mean Jesus fucking Christ dude
I was three and four before the round
Oh
Okay, let me know level 16 account. What do we think?
No, I agree sure
All that hot shit rocks are rick and it's not only play red as it scouts
Now how do you get in the reeds? I don't know. I don't know. We I
I feel like I'm fighting the fucking Avengers right now.
I swear to God.
I think they're here.
Can we smug your butt?
Your Max for Steppin wants to play on with you, peace out.
Luke Crane is DM on edge.
I would doubt it.
Max for Steppin.
Absolutely.
Max for Luke.
Max for Steppin.
That guy's point speed.
if he had anything other than a scout I think we probably shut one in some
rounds probably I'm no other
two boys all head over all head over this guy's too locked
sorry man I just let us to our demise that long no it's okay you know I'm
I'm only taking tiles in the fact that I did try to get off there, you know, you know, you're gonna miss some shit
I'll be next time
Lucky boys lucky a g5. We're still in this
There's two of them running up long
All right, this is there's no way this doesn't work
Listen to stay live over there
I'm hiding
Thank you
One stack of a kid dr. Dingus is hacking you
Long
Okay
Almost pulled on that guy's
Yeah, there's dr. Dingus guys
She's a pretty good player. He's a pretty good player
There's he that uh that that woman she's actually hilarious
She's got some rats and she reviews drinks with her husband. Okay on tic-tac you guys watch tic-tac
Somebody from the chat's gonna know what I'm talking about
Party party party party party
I
Know this is match not on skin is not on skill
I don't know
This guy's talking shit hardcore it out. Yeah, you know why you turn on this
I got mine got yours. What do you mean? I got you guys. I got you guys
Okay, all right, okay, okay. Okay. All right. You're you okay. I gave it okay. I gave it my all
I just I'll fear you okay get it up get it up
I think I'm starting to get the giggles
I'm no honor I'm tiny boys it was last time but I guarantee you it'll work this
time it's gonna work this time are you in the new for real I'm in the news I
I know it's gonna work this time 150%
Oh man
Good luck
Yeah, I just think this motherfucker again. Oh, he's lit long
Thank you, good sure if you see a guy in the red jumpsuit pull out your pistol
Oh shit, I don't know why Brad is talking in the car
Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm doing
Can I say what we made? I know you know the song
I'm livin' laugh right now
Man, this is what I'm gonna do till it's over
We should drink
I'll start after this
Dirty
Holy crap
You're dead. It's far from the world.
You're crazy, girl.
I'm far from the world.
All right.
Bottle on me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's a good time.
Oh, they're long.
One's around.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Shit.
I see you behind them.
Shit on my head.
I'm sneaking behind them.
Sneaking behind them.
Long.
Heavy.
Yeah, I'm in there, let's go.
I helped, I helped.
Oh, no way!
Hey!
Alright, alright, alright!
Okay, we might have some people, five of us, I'm here!
Thank you.
I think we just cranked what they were doing the entire fucking time. Thoughts on fucking
A-Long? I mean, bro, you don't gotta tell me twice. It's gonna be our sisters. Come on.
Walnuts are better. Oh, good boys. Ah, ah, I see. Oh, that's just something you say to
anyone. Walnuts are better. Ah, that's just something you say to anyone. Uh, why? Why
Why do you say that, bro?
That's my theory.
Locked in boys? Locked in twins?
We just hit a race just in a minute.
See that? See that?
Yeah, like that. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, we're probably gonna have a fucking win, man.
I can't.
Oh, good job, good job, good job.
We should turn around, man.
No, no, no, no, no, we push, we push.
Faster, buddy.
Keep the fucking moving. Watch this fucking.
Watch this fucking guy.
Thanks, thanks, Lope.
Two of them are definitely low.
Oh!
Oh.
Honestly, they might not be willing to go with T-Sci because you don't have the one-side
kill, they got the long range.
I can get a few to bring that up right now, after the round and over!
Peanut just called the whiteboard and call up a plan
All the I actually I can win this is if you guys put your faith in me. Can you guys all put it in me?
Okay, all right. Okay, grab a Mac 10 and follow me
Do not stop dude not stop
I'm literally on your butt cheeks, bro
Don't stop boys
We had armor, we win that I'm not even trying
All right a couple casualties mom, bro you guys are kids war
245 and three one more of those calls peanut what I got I've got this lock it in boys lock it in grab your best kids
I got this. I got this. I know exactly what to do.
You caught. I'm here for it. This is why we have been working for us.
Right here. Right here at me, boys. Right here at me, boys. On you. On you. Right here.
Right here at me, boys. Right here at me. We're there. We're there. We're there. We're there.
Captain, you look like. Captain, you look like and cover us.
Look right look right looking right captain
Everybody else you can't get immediately
Oh wait, that's what's our rig
Yeah
truck i think i'm a truck truck truck truck they're doing it they're doing it don't let them live
oh my god
oh my god gunner i mean what do you want me to do about i fucking it's fucking the
magazine that plan only works if one guy doesn't one big four of us
it's fucking insane this guy is my guy is fucking crazy i don't get that i just need to
Rick to lock in I need Rick to that's one of the things it can't be that much walking up on that dude while he's
One night
That might have been what I call the dagger ladies and gentlemen
The nail in the coffin as you'd say
Should I keep going sure no we're still in this place the word they don't even have 12 yet
That's a good point. We shot an off. Did you hear that off shot? Yeah kind of nervous about that quite frankly
yeah I can go moving is divided by the
divided by the site it's gonna be
truck side with a I could I could be up
go go go I gotta get the ball in the
one at the bottom over here guys go back
please go back to me to connect right
now now now no no no no way it's not
out to get you oh we're back we're back in this place we're back in this is our
game this is not their game this is our game
Is that motor?
No, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Nice.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yes, yes, go, go.
Flash, go.
I think we're 7.
Is that a B-ball?
What? Stop!
I got you, the girls.
I can get you to the side of the barrels.
Squeaky.
Do behind! Do behind him!
Bruce me! Bruce me!
Is that a house? Do you see what the hell is that?
my elbow shot I'm telling you what we're going back we are coming back right now
okay I'll never forget the time we're branding here's the boost I mean like you know what it
boosts you but I saw the mini-map last year to be fair bro you're not a boost player like that I
should never even put you in that position I don't even know like I don't really have a boost bag
No, no, I mean it's two-time world champ, bro. It's one of the fuckers literally
I mean it's insane
It's an insane thing to ask
Obviously, I don't know how to do this, like
Obviously
Love that
Love that big dog
THE FOOTBALLING AROUND
Oh my god, we're gonna have to take a party
We're gonna have to take a party
We're gonna have to take a party
I have one fucking HP
God, shit
Holy shit, I'm so dead
Oh my god, last guy's there
Good one, good one, good one
I
Come back we got this every every
In a little beat that gashie on on long
They're like a monster little monster pick. Yes, absolutely
Hey the bone collect we are
Oh boys, this is our game the annexation
I'm gonna split off that'll meet you guys connect right on
The thing you would take big risks right now
That's the show I'm talking about right there
What I can't get I said I said I'll be taking a chain. I'm trying to figure out how you've done a ladder
He's having the last guy, having it with an AWP, having it with an AWP.
He's not going!
Where's yours, where's yours?
I don't know.
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I like this.
I think Pex, I love that.
I don't know how to go down a ladder.
You look at the ladder and go down.
Yeah, it's like I get fucking real life vertigo on that fucking thing.
Don't tweak, that's what the ladder wants you to do.
I'm tweaking.
Yeah, you're smarter than the ladder.
You would be fucking shot.
Oh my god, we are going to get kicked.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fucking up on the bathroom.
I'm actually looking for some respite, I just walked out the smoke, this guy is in the freak.
That's a perfect shot.
That's not.
Did you see it?
One's on site, got a truck.
Oh my god, I pulled up my wrong gun.
Stopping by the truck.
Let's go to slanking.
Anyone could be anywhere.
It's like...
Easily 5 HP.
Making 4.
I think we got it.
I'm not sure, but I'll try to get it.
I'm not sure.
I don't think I can get it.
I'll try to get it.
I'll try to get it.
I'm not sure.
I'll try to get it.
I'm not sure.
I got his army, peace bank.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
It's fine, it's fine.
Fuck it.
What are you just doing?
You're fucked.
Oh.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
Oh.
We're still in this, we're still in this, we're still in this, we've been in this over time.
I feel like we're OT players anyways.
Yeah, that's where we really shied.
I'm in.
She crossed.
And we're out in the game.
We're coming.
What's up, you can act here.
What's bashing low, what's the hop, is it?
Got him, you dead?
I
Had a place big dingus without
They were just all first egg
Either push longer he's holding they just holding
8 seconds oh shit where is the bomb oh my god I just fucked it I just fucked it I just
fucked it oh my god I could find the bomb in the smoke I could find it oh my god no way
No way, we just lost by a second!
There it is!
What happened to anybody really?
Good job buddy.
Thank you good job.
I'm telling you, I've never been more locked in my life.
I think you had a lot of luck over there at first, bro.
Queen was fading towards the end, gentlemen.
I've never been more locked in my life, and there's not like four rounds.
Queen is fading for me tonight.
One more.
One more? That is all I ask of you fine soldiers!
Who me or what?
We are calling it.
One date.
I'm not asking for a hundred moments in the day, son.
I'm not asking for a thousand more.
Three-what?
More!
Can you do that for me, soldier?
Alright, fuck it, I'm in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are brainin'.
I'm not even a hunk.
Pre-pre-gamed lucky case?
Oh!
I
Can't wait to
Creeper out just very concerned about who she married
Good to have hobbies yeah
I can't wait to sit in the chair the corner and stare at both of you
It's gonna be incredible. It's an incredible night for all of us. Big night for all of us.
Yeah, really, really big. He's a little scared off.
I could think twice about, wow, what did I see in this guy?
No, what? You're gonna see exactly what you saw. Like, this little fucking craziness.
It's like a mall to a flame. I'll hit you, Lysie.
When I really, like, switch up my mood day to day, you know, she's so even-killed and like, it's a really strange thing.
So you're so predictable?
Get really upset about small things out of nowhere.
I heard ladies love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get insane.
Like, actually go crazy.
Yeah.
You really just arguing for the sport, really?
Yeah, you're not even like, just like, just making sure you're staying in shape.
Yeah, you're just saying you're a man here.
You're just saying, but you can't fool because then she would be right.
So you just make it big on her.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't don't give and take only take you want the relationship to be 100% on one time
That's that's what makes a good healthy relationship
Oh, we got some ancient perfect perfect
That's not a
Good man, good man.
I am warning you though, you asked me to play one more, you know, third package down, third
pen rip was just taken.
Okay, okay.
What I'm thinking, we have ourselves a little competition.
Alright, I'm down.
Okay, go ahead.
You are, are you ready?
Actually, I will tell you the competition, the rules of the game as soon as the game
starts.
Okay, alright.
now I really don't know how you're gonna feel about this game but just know I
got it from tic-toc it's not actually not you know oh it's not a sex thing no
no okay what is it it kind of it could it kind of is yeah for sure all right I'll
tell you in five seconds okay guys I'm pretty excited I'm excited as well I'm
excited as well all right let's see English or Spanish Spanish I actually don't
on to say Spanish. All you lose the move is gay. Oh wait, does that include learning?
Tranquilo tranquilo. Quite frankly, I can see your error on the minimap.
It looks like you're looking. I was I don't know if that does include learning.
Moving. You're gay. We gotta go.
I'm sorry. Come on. Let's do this.
Oh, okay. All right. We've lost all my health.
Oh, wait. Wait. What on the left? What on the left?
It's fine.
All right.
We lost the battle, but we will win the war.
Hell yeah. Easily.
These guys got nothing.
except for a pistol round win what a bunch of what I say what I say actually
are you guys I didn't buy our we should I'm good love be mine no armor you just
saved a pistol now we're well I was in a midst of battle on my hands really
I
Want someone out a all right
What this time he just typed pink
okay
All right, okay, that's not that's not bad laughing boys that laugh
happened
captain the guy who got this boy set up jet
yeah he's flicking that
last guy
see that he's doing it
hold ya
i told ya i told ya
alright first person get off the bomb
is you and
don't just say it okay
nah what the hell i was gonna say we eat you
yes you were gonna say it
Come on man, let's see if there's Nero Gumb.
All the way to the bureau.
Or Nero.
We're on our tourist route.
And I got a phone with you, dude.
Life's not out to get you.
Now we've got a full road.
Quite frankly, your little wife is a little concerned.
Mr. Rogue?
I'm caught.
What's up?
He's concentrated.
He's locked in.
Oh, I'm locking in, boys.
I'm trying to lock in here.
I like to get that phone.
I was throwing last game.
That was on me.
Honestly, Pino kept calling out that I had zero kills and I was having a fucking breakdown.
Yeah, he does that.
He did T-Bacadamal.
I got ya.
I did what I did!
Friendly fire, soldier!
Friendly fire!
Shit.
He has a bummer.
I respect that I can respect that the last guy. It is the last guy. I should respect that all the way boys
I
Just drop it just open a fucking knife big game stop being pussy just I'm working on it
Right here. This is the one right here. Boom.
Bam!
Bro, imagine the moment the boys are fucking losing.
You have the power to do that for us.
Okay, the next round.
I would come hard as much.
You gotta shut up.
Oh, shit. We're gonna need to help.
Don't you worry, boys. I'm headin' over.
I'll take care of these fools on me.
I
Don't back
Let's meet you. Oh, we're all on my body my body motion. Oh, we don't say
Got up. Oh, yeah, look at us. We don't like it. Let's get you read me
Oh, he got me got me
We did our job though. Yeah, we did our part. That's what matters
Oh what the fuck is wrong?
Go away!
That's beautiful, that's beautiful.
What is going on for more?
Bro am I fated or was he not bottom ramp?
Was he just walking up on me while I was flashing?
Like looking away from the flash?
Faded chapter because that was not act that didn't feel faded to me purple little purple
Right in my car
I knew he was ramp, but I think he just took it the timing while my flasks bounce on the ground and just like walked up
He's hurt
I
Got mine you work work right behind you boss
Oh, sorry
That's got a collateral
I'm on it. I'm on it stay behind me. I'm not gonna follow you up
Takes two to tango boss release fools that
Does well, but we gotta say yeah, we could have those three big three is life to call it. Yeah, why not?
Thanks, Molly. Thank you. I hate the environment
I'm quite frankly I'm not really sure how we're going to help with this situation I wonder how the fuck we're dead
dead
outside outside
oh shit
buddy buddy
Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping.
What's the sound? What case is it opening again?
Dreams of nightmares!
Just hit me with a deep wire.
There's fobs.
I'll give you a name first.
Switch sides to B.
I got you captain!
Let me know me peanut you next!
I want to captain, I'm on it! Got him!
yep oh my god look at this is a one two button scottie pippin mj
sheesh i call him j
last click at the mj
oh no wait wait wait wait i'm mj i'm mj no i'm mj i'm mj i'm pippin
oh shit don't worry mj is on the way over
behind behind mj he's running him down
I'm $50 so I can pay a change, pay a change, anyone?
That is a better change.
Thank you, good change.
You're right, man, working on kill number dos.
Hey.
No, no, nothing was up there.
Yeah.
I'm Michael Jordan
Oh
All right, okay
I gotta kill that round
That's right speaking to Michael Jordan, buddy, so suspect I
I swear to God
Where is he?
Uh
Oh
He's on it
He's off in the middle
He's off in the middle room
How do you
Oh
Sexta
Sexta got a four piece around
He's pretty good
He's a big doggy
What is his name?
It's actually
What?
Yo, why is there anybody other team? Yo look at the other team. They all have like very short
Like user names. I am from the American. I love her. You're president Michael Jordan
Oh, she's uh to cave to cave to cave
I got him. One more. One more. Peanut. I'll call for that. I'll handle this. Stand back.
Take this. It's your pen and paper out, buddy. Michael George.
Watch this. Watch this. Wait for this. Over that three pointer.
I'm gonna try to miss some game winners. He missed some game winners. Everybody makes mistakes
These were not Angel Rooks over here.
This is wonderful.
Alright!
Alright!
We're time to look in!
They're getting a little too much on my table time.
I'm having a terrible time.
Hey, switch me, bro.
I'll switch you.
I'm going to go ahead.
Herbie me.
I'm going to rush cave.
I can't fucking get a kill so
Watch this will work for both of us. I have no body
Yeah, thank you. I'm doing thank you sir. Oh wait wait wait wait. I wasn't actually trying to actually kept that what the fuck
No, I thought I was well endowed
Oh my god. Good day, good day. Oh my god.
Yeah, try that technique sometime. We bumped into each other, dingus.
Oh my fucking god, they're boosted B. Go on! Yeah, they boosted up on the ramp.
Like after the smoke that's been
Gonna be on the set right now
Okay, there's one there with an op he's very patient
Patient man
I thought the op a push-up round
Spinning up and a monster, but he's ready to sit there for a while feeding
Shane?
That's crap.
This shit started off so well, dude, and then it just turned to absolute shit.
The next pull isn't a gold bad meme.
That's just over.
Everything we worked for is over.
We're just giving up a-fucking.
You're on!
We're not really going down ramp with pace.
Going down ramp with absolute pace.
Looking good for you big man
Can you enter y'all I'll be
To donut to donut one more donut there's somebody he threw a smoke from the left side one's elbow
What made what made?
This is the run to go a
That is kind of insane now
Back to 1a all right, that's fucking insane. No bullshit. That's kind of weird
I have no utility this is just not good. I'll watch you in a pleasure. All right
Okay, all right three on side
Those are some good shots on the first two.
And last round, last round, last round.
Last round, last round.
Nobody call out what they're doing. That's our biggest mistake.
Playing silence from now on.
Yeah, we're not going to fuck a human male after this stream.
Everybody go away, and then we'll figure it out from there. You know what I mean?
I like that guy.
Four of us go away.
close one where's this guy some sort of doctor let him off of the warden this
time you got this right man
oh good timing of that we're a T-sided team gentlemen T-sided team 100% not
T-sided map a T-sided team
I
Hey, I'm a play I'm not even joking you there. I'm gonna see you. Let me see yes. Yeah, you guys have to listen to me
Okay, you could be there. I see something about peanuts
We're gonna all five go be all five go be but like this. There's a huge fucking thing to this
Everybody follow me five feet five feet to the right
I
I think I'll be probably a hundred made damage. Oh, no up the catwalk up the catwalk we go
Sure. Oh my god. No more. It's not going to a start going a from here
Go away go away from donut
Donut dead. I love that. You're not captain
Maybe one more here. I'll clear main
They play
Oh god, what the hell is that?
One CT, one CT.
One more there. One more CT.
Good boy, good boy, good boy.
You snapped my own teammate, Chad.
You scared me. You scared me.
He was looking at me.
That's all I had. That's all I had in my effort for us.
Wait, no.
Fuck it, just make something up though.
Yeah, okay, we're gonna go...
I can lead to somewhere.
That's just, wait a second.
It's all transition.
No, I got boys, I can lead to somewhere.
I can lead to somewhere.
Yeah, lead us, lead us, be on your team.
On me boys, on me, on me, on me, on me.
Yep, you're starting to get it.
See you close, see you close.
There, there, there.
Follow me up.
Should we just go out?
Do we run back?
Right through the smoke, right through the smoke.
Right through the smoke.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's fuck.
Oh, what the hell?
Go left, go left.
That that that on a Elector
gonna make
all
right
main main
site site
Those are just great shots. Yes. Yes
All right boys, don't worry the team leader has another plan as well. Yes. Follow us
Yes, sir. Don't you or any
Wait, you poor. I got a lock it in boys. Yeah, I can lock it in. I can lock it in boys
you guys go be all you guys go be
all about my plan
start me then as it start me actually that don't commit to me
what are you guys going
are you are you
all you guys thought I was metagaming
everybody follow blue everybody follow the bottle
follow blue follow blue
lose got you
you ready everybody got to do it
Oh my god, he's right there and I couldn't get back to the door
Boys boys we have to stick to the with the team leaders plan not this food dashy
Stick with the DVD
What's the plan? What's your plan?
Mac 10, I'm ready to get Mac 10.
Ready?
You're only four.
I'm only four tech men.
I'm about to beat my shit in the darkness tonight.
Holy crap.
Let's get this play down.
All right, all right, all you want to do is take a left
as soon as you get here.
Take a left.
Make a right here.
Under.
Go left.
Go left around the flames.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Rush cave, rush cave.
Pressing cave, rushing cave?
No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
More flames, more flames.
It's hot, it's hot.
Go left! Go left! Go left! Go left! Go left! Go left! Go left! Go left!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
The tree doesn't just...
Okay, alright that didn't work.
That didn't work that well either.
I am beginning to lose faith in my leadership.
No, hold up, I got one more plan. I got one more plan.
Bomb is floating again.
What's our plan? What's our plan?
I can't tell you below
She is stick with me. Yeah, but we can we can use that to advantage. Oh, yeah, watch this. Okay, stay with me no matter what
Go be oh
Stay with me. No matter what captive you you got follow the first rule. Oh
My god, you keep leaving us the fire
Goddamn
go go go
I shot him, pump
pump again, go straight
oh, let's look it out of there boys
hey, what's a fucking warzone
oh no
oh my god, I did my pot
I did my pot
I did my pot
here, here, here, here
come on, come on
Yo, what's our guy doing, bro? That's not me
Let's try sexy
That being sexy
Play it on us lay it on us
We're gonna do it.
Someone drop me a smoke in the corner I'd be.
I'll sell this a little bit.
Okay, I got you.
We're gonna all five go right.
Like legit, no meta gaming, nothing.
We're gonna start right.
We're gonna start right.
To my ear, we're gonna drop BF.
I got your smoke.
Yeah, in the corner.
Right here in this corner.
Right here.
We're not gonna go B right away.
I guess we're just loose, here I'll boost you, you boost me.
Okay.
Okay.
Lost his smoke.
Double boost, somebody boost him up here for him to boost me again.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, they don't know, they don't know.
Okay.
Wait, here boost me up on him, on him.
Sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up.
Oh, you boost me up.
See, he's got a jump, he's got a jump.
Yeah.
That's where you boost me up.
I'm going through this fucking.
Coach again, coach again, coach again, coach again, coach again, coach again, coach again.
Dude, shut up.
He's in the corner, he's in the corner.
Which corner?
What?
Oh.
Ready?
He's got this, he's got this, he's got this.
Alright, okay.
That plan didn't work.
We could have added all.
We weren't doing pretty good for a little bit
All right, it's like 10. Hey, we still win, but I gotta be honest man. I
Can't get a good
My crosshair feels like it's on these people, but it just ends up not killing them either round of now communicating each other
Yeah, yeah, nobody talk to this round. Nobody talk silence round
Silence!
Fucking...
I feel like I'm in the truck with my dad all over again.
Coming out.
And don't know
Do we
I
Got you big bands
All right, I think the silent crime work will be fucking on a man
Life's not out to get life's not out to get you
Yeah
And I'm not here
Oh Captain Levi's taking fire
I
Want the right corner the cookie cookie cookie yeah, you saw me fucking snapping
Go go go
That last guy you'll take space a brother be there a I mean I could have got here now, but they were a
Hey mom
Yes!
I love that.
It doesn't seem to spawn peanut.
What? What? It looks like a caper-flike.
Smoke it, smoke it, smoke it.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh yeah, I like it actually.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Meta, meta, meta.
I like it.
Yes!
There you go, Sector.
Oh, yeah
Everybody did great
We're doing this voice but I need to buy you to buy you to buy
This you this
Thank you. Thank you. I like that. We haven't started talking to each other and they don't know where we're going
I hate you guys to pull through you know, that's one of those things
I
Blind blind
No one's hot mid
Nice good trades again. That's just a reaction. Sorry with Bob. You don't look you don't look
It's a red and red. Oh, it's happy to be red to eat you. I'm gonna go tweaking
I like this bike, do you know?
Thank you.
Thank you, Jere.
Donut is open.
You're doing it.
Don't worry, buddy.
Oh!
He's darted!
Fuck.
Find him from.
Oh
He darned
We're good
You got me killed
He wasn't done it. Yeah, I don't know why I would say that you're fucking wrong. I would have had that he was
Don't let you got the guy that killed me fucking everybody tweaks what they want
Why are they wanted to buy this they want to buy this?
We wanted to buy this
Yeah, should somebody push me?
Flash will be the peanut.
Got him!
Yes!
Probably don't know.
Got you!
Yes!
Peanut, yes!
One more here.
Almost here, almost here.
Hit me.
That's what I'm talking about!
Trade right there.
Baby
That's what I'm talking about trade right there
Boys we're coming fucking back with no help for me
This is all the team effort. Oh, he's on a
Hey!
Walking up CT.
What happened to you?
Oh...
Dammit.
Careful.
Good work.
11-11 boys.
Careful.
Make a wish, make a wish.
Let's win this game, gentlemen.
Careful.
Lock it.
Lock it.
Do I beat a witch?
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
I really don't know how people just clapping.
I'm pretty sure it doesn't-
There's right but cheeks
No, we're not one of the beasts or what yeah, yeah, I love that I
Yo, but after you boost me watch came cuz I think much
I'll be I just needed us
There's like at least three middle
I
Didn't think about cave
Blacked out. Oh
My god, bro
Dude
When I made
He's nice
Oh my god, we are literally the best. We are the best to ever do it
I don't know what you guys just did, but it was a-
EEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I did not do this voice, shit.
Good work, boys! Good work!
Lock it in. Lock it in.
This is for real, boys. This is for real.
This is real life.
He died in the game, he died in real life!
I'm lovin' that shit, Dashi.
Oh wait, I mean, Nijia.
Clear my donut, just swing out and clear my donut.
Yeah, he's after you there.
He's sight, and don't, sight, and don't himself.
Donut, donut.
Oh, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Yes!
Yes!
You're back up.
Are we queuing up again?
Greedy fucks.
I think I see another one.
Did I say one more?
Ah, you greedy, greedy.
We're in here, Brandon.
Oh, no, this is a blender.
One more, one more, one more, one more!
Just a quickie!
He
One more game perhaps present present present present
Three-byte, Mr. Dachy I'm going to get one more
Lucky case open as well as well
Perhaps one more!
Perhaps one more!
Perhaps one more!
I did it off with the purple, not too shabby.
You boys mind if the group gets a couple more cases right quick?
I
Open them cases up
Man
Why moment boys, I'm waiting with Brandon what?
Yeah, I'm here, bro. I'm I'm here. I thought you're I for a second, bro. I thought you're formal
What?
Fake as fuck.
How am I fake? I've been literally committed to this team.
No, no, I just...
He loves us!
Yeah.
It's a nice feeling.
I think we got everything I have.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy too.
Cause...
Two-time COD World Champion, bro, like...
You know, I could very well just get off, you know?
Why would you even say that?
Why would I? Like, I could just, like, I'm not boost you and just get off.
what wait why are you starting to say such hurtful things oh I'm supposed to
invite you yeah yeah oh I just joined him on accident this click
hmm a yo I might get what yeah please thank you why did you just get so mean
Brandon no I was talking with the boost in game remember when you were like oh
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, well, I mean, fuck.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
That's my piss.
Perhaps one more.
Perhaps one more.
Perhaps one more.
Just before the game starts.
Wait, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm back.
I'm back.
What happened?
It's tyranny.
It's happening this fall.
It's just tyranny.
I'm taking a piss.
What happened?
Listen, man.
Listen to some slowdrake rap in my hand.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I love my bed and my mom. Sorry
Yeah, is that your favorite nut the peanut or is there another one that you just wait is it only love my bed and my mom
Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh
Cultural reference mm-hmm. Yeah
The type shit type shit. I did
You think those are the only two things he actually loves
Um, that's yes
No, I doubt it. I doubt it. I
Buddy I
No, no
Have you ever
Everybody loves Canada talks about Canada a lot, so that's a 30 on the list. Yeah, I don't know. I mean
I don't know why but I just had like a warfus back there. We're about playing new
We should play new that's how it's fantastic. No, but we can it's been ancient. It's been ancient. Captain Levi. No way you get Luke
Luke is fantastic. Let's play. That's three this week. That's two
But you all on sound office. That's two. I'm down. I'm down. That's two would be a movie. I
Think there are three movie about cockheads sorts
What's that?
That's it was diarrhea but wrong me wrong it's pretty bad. Let us proceed
You know I have the herbs just wanted to let you know before it takes me
I
Know if it's gonna take you big man. I think your junk's just gonna be a little inch
We case quick case quick case
You want to call us time out
well I do I'm sure but we can't get off the walls right lucky to be case you
like
I'm pretty good I'm pretty good I just stopped talking as much once the hutch
left what is that mean y'all I got a great long spawn you did that you got a
great long spell wait does artsy may have a band on record or one of them
99 days ago, he had a band on record
Why am I getting so scared that's the guy that has the band I think
Wait, we left the box. We don't know. Yeah, bring it back. It's gonna come back
get the bomb. One cat. This guy runs into me. God cat is good. Just keep fighting. Peanut!
Wait, peanut left? Oh he's AFK. No! What happened? He might have wanted to go hit the
blood wait for me boys wait for me is that an emerald glock are we waiting do
we win go be go be go beat there I got it got it got it got it got it got it
I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it yeah just set you up for a one be three brother
Oh, hey, let's get to who oh shit
That is a little weird that is a little weird. That is it's the father guy. It's got the 99 day game game on record
Yeah, we hear you yes
We lost this are you gonna know no
We lost
The round
We lost
What do you mean when you take one of the AI do you just go stat website? I
Just checked I actually
I'll check the stats and it actually looks normal
You check the stats to
one long attack
he's gonna be finding all these stacks
he's gonna back up his name and then go to profile
he's gonna contact the W at the beginning of the steam link
he chose the stats
um
okay
like W HGTBS?
like you put the W right in front of where steam starts
like in between the fucking slashes
and the steam
see us go right
yeah
No anomalies
Which would you cheat or no?
No, I don't know but any to me
I don't know how you could possibly get a band on record that bro. That was three months. It's not like this was
Six years ago. We're gonna show on CS go rep if you had a game man on record. I need for another game
This guy's probably trying to fucking arc Raiders. You act out as my
Most likely Asian guys hack it on the the flying clicker. I'm running out. Hey, I'm running out of a
Refresh for you. I have one good for life. Please please please
I almost tapped
Oh
Yo mid doors on B site
What's a nonsense B
Okay
You see, look at me through the smoke, you can see through the smoke apparently.
Okay, so he does not like you, I just feel like if you got, he did not take a liking
to that gentleman.
You know what, Brandon, this fucked up part is that if you were me going out those doors,
You wouldn't do it if it's not a thing.
Really?
Yeah.
We can style it.
Can I drop you my flash then, dude?
We can style it and see how it's doable.
What do I flash for you like to do it?
Just flushing for the phone.
I can literally just throw it to the phone.
Just throw it now.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have the flash.
Motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
I'm on fire.
He's right the bomb by the way.
He's in my hand.
Oh, they're being shot.
Shit, it got off, boys.
Shit.
Is that one mid?
Watch cat.
That one made it. Watch cat.
greedy fucks
No, no, we're fine. We're fine
We're winning this buddy don't you worry about it
Once CT
Outside my shoe
We're deep into the session right?
We were down in that game too.
It doesn't look good.
We're fine.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, if we get to five rounds of T side, which is very doable, we win this game.
Exactly.
This is a CT side map and we are CT side and T.
Yeah.
Let's just lie.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I mean if you if your dog is missing you don't you don't put up a couple posters and go home
Yeah, you start fighting your neighbors. Yeah exactly. Yeah, and then you find that fucking dog. Exactly
Okay, this guy's walking through his Mali
Just wanna
You found them, thanks.
Thank you, thank you.
This guy's cheating.
One more day.
Truth to the rumor that you are pregnant and drac is the father converges your license to you both.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
You're gonna build a beautiful house.
Still much better than this, sir.
I had a .54.
I had a .27.
What do you think is cheating?
No, man.
Wait, what percent?
Which one of those hood rats are cheating?
This guy thinks Jefferson is, because he's got a game, man.
I'm 99 days.
Jefferson?
Oh, T.D.
Oh, father's done.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I mean, he's not really doing much.
Yeah.
He's kind of terrible.
I think we're just getting, we're just out of sync right now.
And we're going to find this.
We're going to find that slow.
Yeah.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
There's one round to get us started.
Oh, I made a start.
You stop watching that B. Oh what B's hurt, he's hurt.
Good guy, good boy, good guy.
Good guy, good guy.
Good guy, good guy.
I'm sorry, Joe.
Little 3-P's lucky case open.
Oh, he said K, yeah.
Is that angle?
All right.
I'm coming CT.
It's a good this time.
Play hide.
Just hide.
Those are great instincts.
I
Okay
Your pro apex player what?
Thank you good Sam, but I don't worry. I only have killers on my team. No need to worry. We've got it a little big man
Thank you for the effort though.
Brandon, is that good?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, you're dead?
Flash, bang out.
You want me to flash out?
Oh yeah, that was one of my friends.
I didn't even think that you could beat him.
Yeah, this guy just played me last round.
I walked in that mid. This guy's dead.
Hitting that?
Oh, it's charging over.
Jesus. I can smoke it.
Oh, oh my.
I walk in he's in a spawn you had a one-to-one site right now
Oh shit you got this right man
Hey back door
me too did you get one of those odds I'm not gonna lie to you though bro everyone
I
Leavened in to so I mean I mustn't stop
Come here so bad and she is too bad. I am
Head time
Had fucking enough in the sky bro. I'm giving it to him right now watch they give it to him. Yeah, give it to him
Let's go
You said something?
So far so, guys you know about us.
You know about us.
That's the way he's probably just a terrorist.
Yeah, this motherfucker Panda is 100% streams night.
Yeah, that's been a huge time.
Up the Larver.
The last 20 rounds.
Now Larver!
I know no Xbox one.
I
Got us yeah, I got you guys don't worry
Bro, I'm stuck. Oh my god. I'm stuck in the ground
Watch this
That's what you don't want to do. Thanks glasses tomorrow
All right guys, it's eight to one
8 to 1.
8 to 1.
We should have got up when we had the chance.
No, no, no, no.
We guys, guys, we are still in this.
Let's lock it in.
Let's lock it in, okay?
We lock it in for a second, boys?
We lock it in for a second.
Promise?
Do you promise, though?
Well, I promise.
You promise?
Well, I promise.
We're locked in for a second, bro.
What the fuck?
Hey, worry about the win, man.
Worry about the win.
B, we are winning this game right now.
We're fucking way.
If we don't win this game, I'm gonna have some trouble in my life.
Oh
It's guy Panda is a pussy
Oh my god, that's massive
Don't
Had better days miles
Yo, can you guys a flash for me long
I can't even keep his eyes open.
Guplord is telling me that your eyes are closed peanut?
What?
What do you mean?
Come on!
Me?
Buddy, I've got more kills than all you fuckers!
Hey, I'm not blaming you.
I'm not blaming you.
You better not be blaming me.
You better not be blaming me.
What's Guplord saying?
Bro, Guplord is telling me that your eyes are closed.
Fuck Guplord!
Well, I'm sure he's very nice.
He just made a mistake.
Fuck Guplord's mistake.
We confirm that it was a mistake you confirm confirm double check double check of that
Or be right quick
You brought up me a confirmation that the Europe his eyes are closed
We should all act really interested that that guy's what I'm telling you heller play counter strike guys guys guys guys
Let's all act super interested in that guy being intoxicated. What do you guys think? I?
I don't wait. Hold on. I got you. I got you. I'll start off. I'll start off
We got to wait till he gets back though
Like make him feel like super cool about it like dude. What how did you add even where do you and Cali you're in Cali, right?
Where I say
Let him know brother we know
Dude, there's no way
Mr. Chill. What's his name again?
Nate. No, no, no, no. Mr. Lay is the one.
He's intoxicated. Lay back out of the game, though.
There's no way Mr. Lay is intoxicated.
Is he for real? Okay, okay.
You started off, you started off good.
Let me know when he's back. Is he back? Is he back?
back yeah I'm back is back okay okay here we go okay all right okay right okay
I'll take him.
Eugh.
You're flashing me low, flashing me low, flashing me low.
Don't get distracted by this.
You're dropping a flash in the corner.
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him.
Alright, here we go.
Throw it!
I'm throwing it.
I'm fucking throwing it.
Ah, shit.
It hit the base.
Fuck.
Judging, judging.
It's fucking cross.
If you guys want to push.
Got him!
Yes!
He's alive.
I'm alive.
He's alive.
He's alive.
You're mine.
I'm flashing over, flashing up, flashing up and right.
HIT!
My goodness.
What?!
That's a lot of shit.
Good dodge, good dodge!
No, Ro, you're fucking snapping.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, I listen up I don't know why I like what most of the shit you say that fucking
I'm down, boys, it's my thing.
The fuck are you doing?
Thank you, good chair.
Thank you, good chair.
We got it.
We got it.
Christine, come on.
Oh, what about James?
Look, shh.
Wait, was that our teammate?
I don't know.
No, no, he's dead.
He's dead.
Go get it.
No, wait, wait, I think it might be in the matrix now.
One shot, he's one shot.
Last and high.
Oh, Mr. Cheslow.
Peter, correct him, Peter, correct him.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
He got me, he got me, he got me.
What?
Is that last round?
It is last round.
Yeah, why is he saving time?
Good job.
Good job.
Yeah, you know,
I find the fucking hole from time to time.
I'm telling you, I think we got a good chance at winning this.
I'm playing B boys, I'm playing B, I got this shit.
This is a must win game, gentlemen.
Hey, playing B solo?
Uh, I'm just watching.
Yo, random thought, I have two chosen, right?
Oh, are you playing as one, dude?
Well, let me keep that one there.
I don't care.
Me first hand.
I'm flashing twice.
Please I'm on it
Deeper the boys like golf course talk, you know like
So now I just have to rip it sometimes I'm having sex with my wife and like I'm yeah, put it in there
Yeah, I want to go for a second. Oh
Yeah
Possible we've had sex like well over a thousand times. Yeah, well over like five times
She did say it was a macular conception, but you know what I'm saying is though, how can you start missing when you've been doing it herself?
That's good. That's a good point. You should buy that used to be a master
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that you know that I know that you know
Let's do it. It's a bit. You knew the floor. You're in the wrong hole. It's only tell me they have the same experience
No, no, no, no, you're not. Yes. Yes. That's what you said. No, we're trying to penetrate. I'm not going in full force.
That does not happen. That does not happen.
Hey, man, you already, already, man.
I couldn't get enough right now.
I'll push the guns.
Nobody else.
Nobody else
All right, all right six to eight not too bad
You're gonna sell your guns back on the next round too. That'd be cool
These were on that cleaning guns and then sell up
Oh
They're pushing me they're pushing me
Okay
That's got probably be
He's in the corner.
The door's been doors.
What?
What do you mean, oof, Genji?
You came in there and shocked it all.
I wasn't ready for that.
You're still thinking about it, aren't you?
We have the op now.
We have the op. We can't approach it.
I was gonna ask you, who's the first one to know, though,
though that you put in the wrong hole is he you were my wife every year no how
would I know that would you know that's what I'm saying
Oh
What's up, man, I'm dead be I'm dead be smart and then
Up up on up on pot
We we did this
They may have the bomb
Window box
I thought I will give you mine
Sneaking around I 99 and 2
All handle man, don't you worry used to be
You're going up long fast be careful as much as much as you're going up long as much careful
Okay, Mr. Pino, you're doing my story, you're doing my gag.
Hey, I don't know your bag was that deep.
Mmm-hmm the door around your shoulder. Yeah, thank you. Good shit. Thank you
This was the right time to get on
I got a pig I got a pig
That's just not a fucking red
What's up with you?
What's up with you?
We just one shot!
We just one shot!
What's the beat times, little one?
Go on, go on, go on, go on!
Get your work on, wait a long!
Peter, make some plays, baby.
Good much, good much!
Oh, they full smoke it, I can't see!
I don't know.
Oh my god, there's a sexy one behind us
He just had shot me while falling off the ledge.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
This is all this shit.
I haven't bought you some dog shit.
I just think the guy who just comes out and one taps me.
I'm poor again.
No one makes me bleed my own blood.
Nobody earns that poor.
You should give me that up.
You are not a poor man, I'll tell you that.
And then I'll give you like a like a for Mars
You see
They're on the front of an old lake when you kill them.
I think you're gonna try to walk out mid doors, bro.
Okay, okay, good comes.
Coaching comes.
Run the way back.
They're on the couch.
They're mid, they're mid!
Two more mid doors, two more mid doors.
I stayed on our side, one went back in.
Grenade out!
Two cats, two cats, two cats.
Two coming out.
You just died already!
one long two-cat nice shots Brandon
she's gonna be outside
peanut climb up
they're on site right now
oh my goodness
oh my fucking god
he actually fucking crashed
yo
here
let's go
go on go
reload
last guy peanut last guy
he's on site
behind the main box behind the main box
No, I'm the saint, I'm the saint.
Oh!
You want the aura too much.
I don't know if I'm already happy with the gradient.
Yeah.
I did, boys, I did, I did, I did.
I mean, he just didn't smash.
This is how he's open cases, this is how he's open cases.
One of them, one of them, one of them.
I gotta do it
I'm gonna be on my one out what I'll be up. You gotta give it a purple. I didn't I didn't I got scared
That was be doing
Two three three three three three
I'm long now
That's motherfucker is
That's a rush
Yes, yes, oh my god
You be one
No tweaking deep breaths oh
Oh my oh my god
Oh my god, we remember like last round when like I asked you for a gun even like you then you can follow me around
It's not for you it's for the team
No one oh my god shots
And the returns
I
Hey, hey, hey, what's up, what's she's
Over there
No way. There's no way. This guy's not fucking watching the fuck anyway.
You don't? Yeah, it was Tons, but you can walk back.
Mr. Astros gave me my 1.25 against one good man, good, uh, man.
It was a geek screamer by the boy good bad good
1110 boys he grabbed on rent you spawn
That's what I'm saying for clutch boys clutch boys we actually have a chance with this
If we win this
I think it's a baby rush thoughts I enjoy you right
But I'll be
Good work boys!
Good work!
Thank you, thank you.
Well, then, then it's time to wrap it up.
After a quick call of events.
After a quick...
...gold that is...
I can't say it.
I can never mind, please.
I already know.
Think I'm an amateur?
Think we're some kind of fool?
You think I'm a fool?
Oh my god, there's three left side, middle one, suicide!
That's the last score!
It's a bunch of d-bunch!
We're gonna go A for sure to keep snow
My god
sky we're fucking everything we're getting good boy 22 chaos they were the
16,000 raise again boys is it necessary that's what people I slept with me
that's what I'm good what it is on up oh yes I got you well I gotta I gotta
send this I gotta send this shit up for about thank you
You look weak in his face. Oh, dude. We what we've made jobs the way I'm sorry. I'm sounding it. We mean
I'm signing it
I am I am signing it
Okay, I mean you've won you the game in ship early one more one more peanut
Cancerous teammate horrible player
High School musical hater plus he has a annoying loser that falls him around every game
I've never actually seen high school musical
I've never seen it either. I don't play on it either
I don't know Zach Efron's kind of the man. What do I say?
Those are the waverly place
Is that a dizzy channel show?
I
See the signings they need to go man. I think you already nailed it peanut. I think you got it
No, I was reading other comments you dumbass
Was it brainstorming
We think it's not like there's a pretty good fucking I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say
I would say keep up the great work.
Fast, it's a burnt peanut.
And then put in, Francis, this guy's hung like a moose.
Yeah, you probably should say that last part.
I was gasping at the guys when they asked for a pro toss.
I'd say this guy's got a huge cock.
Huge cock?
What if I say, what if I don't do that?
that it wouldn't be really, it would be really strong.
Yeah.
Well, hold up.
Yes, it was.
Keep up the great work.
Keep up the great work.
Hung like a moose.
Yeah.
Dash the burnt peanut.
Yeah.
Wait, that OK?
Yeah.
OK.
Bro, it wasn't that.
I like it.
Think about that.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Then they might ask to see his fucking Peter.
Post comment. Okay, good. All right, there we go. Okay
No, I'm good enough
Gentlemen, it was a pleasure the pleasure was all by you driven a pleasure to be greatly tonight. Thank you
That's your cheese. You're going to
Yes, nature. See you later now
All right time to get the gold
And that one, I have said this one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Right, and I got that going super great.
It's not over yet.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay
All right, so far we are getting
Interpreter and fucked, but that is okay. It's not over yet
Have some sneaky cool wick open
How'd we sneak up on it with the sneaky cool wig of it?
I say we just let it spin boys.
Let's just let it spin.
Side quick of it.
And how you do it boys and how you do it.
You see that?
Snuck up on it.
Didn't know it was coming.
Now we're changing, let's let it spin, because that's when you have the most luck, because
you want to let it spin, that way he gives you the most chance to say quickly, no way!
No way!
It worked!
It worked!
No way!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's nice!
Niiiice!
Alright, now for real guys!
Let's really let it spin...
Like the whole time, whatever!
That's- cause that's really, that's it when you get the gold!
See that? I really let it spin.
I really let it spin right there.
It thought for certain...
I was in a quick open got another purple got another purple
You thought I was gonna quick open you thought I was gonna clear, but I bet you you thought
No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. No sir final case of the night the tables are hot
And you get a little.
Wow.
Let's go, let's go!
It's working, what?
No way, no way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Those are the techniques, boys.
Hope you had your pen and your paper out for those bad ones.
Because that's how it's done.
That's how you do it, that's how you do it.
Technique, technique, I squared word.
Hey!
Boodoo rages are med, Boodoo brewery though,
I can get you hooked on something.
Boodoo, are you watching?
My McDonald's order would put most to shame.
Not fat, but can eat a lot.
Winky phase.
You're on meth, sir.
You're on meth.
You're on a method vetted mean.
You're on a method vetted mean, or an opiate.
That, I don't even know where you,
I don't think you knew where you were going
with that sentence.
That's not a real sentence.
Are you high?
Is that Casey?
First off Casey, thank you for the Super Chat Casey.
I believe you're hot.
I believe you're on drugs.
That made no sense whatsoever.
That made no sense whatsoever.
That was Super Chat from Mr. Jose.
You really denied the offer.
That's crazy.
People don't normally sign money.
Much suspected.
God bless you.
Thank you Mr. Jose.
Thank you Casey and Jose.
I appreciate you boys.
I appreciate you boys.
Thank you brothers.
Thank you brothers.
Thank you, Mr. Jose.
Oh
Well, I
Think I'm good. Oh, oh, wait. Oh, miss rogess is sitting there. No, I'll lonely not I
Think I'm good now boys tomorrow. We're doing an extra long stream gentlemen extra long stream
Tomorrow we got something big not as big as Friday though. I know you boys are itching for Friday
I got what time actually I probably should check. Let me check my phone my phone. Let me see
Tomorrow oh 3 p.m. Oh, so I'm hopping on a 3 p.m. CT
We're doing it. I'll read a breakout infinite tournament
Again, and that's till six and then at six we might also my play awkwardest like an hour or something
and then at seven we are doing the 5v5
with
Let me see who
Let me see you. We're doing the 5v5 with rogue
No, see Genji taxi summit
Hunch MF Nick Merck's
Drack and Tim the Tapman on CS 2 boys 5v5 actually we might want to
How do I even do that am I allowed to do that?
You got a private matchmaking pool, so you come with others to let them in here.
Is that, is that how you do it right there?
How you do it?
Huh?
Hmm.
You think so?
Okay.
I wasn't thinking so.
Okay.
I wasn't thinking so.
It's possible.
I think we're good.
Yeah, I think that's how you do it.
Yeah, I think that's how you do it.
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay, good.
Good, good.
You just have good luck.
I did Mr. Roe.
Red purple pink pink pink. That's what you just got. Good work, Mr. O.
All right. Good night everybody. Good night, gang. No, not 10 more. Not 10 more. We'll do more another night.
No, Chad told me you did. Oh, yeah, we were we were we were we were yeah, it was a red pink and two purples I think.
All right, good night everybody. Good night, gang.
Good night boys. Good night now.
good night everybody good night boys good night everybody good night good night everybody good night
Good night, gang!
Good night!
And yes, good night girls, good night, everybody!
Good night, gang!
Good night!
Good...
Good...
I'm not!
Good night!
Good night, everybody!
Good night!
Good night now, rest up now!
rest easy rest easy good night now good night everybody good night good night
Good night. Good night now. Good night everybody. Good night! Good night! Good night! Good night!
Get out of here!
Don't go to your shit, the Matthew!