you
You
Go!
Hey, stop your lunch boxes, you're getting on my feet!
Go and get some money back at them!
Why, man!
No!
Let's go!
How are you, buggylings?
We've got to find!
Testicular torture, do you think?
Boys!
I just woke up.
have no idea what fucking planet I'm on. Yes, my eyes may be a little red, sir, but that
is only from the sleep, not the kilo of weed in my system. I'm just kidding. I don't smoke.
Drugs are bad. Tell that to everybody. Tell your friends. Drugs are bad. Drugs are bad.
Tell your friends. Tell your friends. I do. Well, you're going to hell. Well,
you're going to hell. Sorry buddy, you're going to hell. You're going to hell. Or you're
a communist. We're the two. Now listen, listen, listen very carefully boys. Well, I just
saw Yoni typing the chat. I didn't see what it was. You have to put it back in the chat
if he says it's so important. Listen very carefully boys. Very carefully. Me and
hutch have uh uh uh uh uh uh a uh uh uh a sweep here with the last flag it's a it's a
capture the flag game by the way sorry i'm kind of i'm not even joking when i say i don't wanna
play at the modern i really don't want to play at a modern where it's a it's a capture the
flag game i'm about to go grab a hutch around i'm gonna do the tutorial real quick i i I
this it's a tutorial that says that it shows me how to do it so we're gonna hit that one
quick and then we're gonna join up on hutch and that's that's the plan hopefully let me
we take such a quick let me see if he's ready to go I think he is I think he is
okay I believe he's ready to go let me let me do my training let me do my
training that way I can be the best captain the flag member but he is not
ready I'm just not ready he is ready okay let me let me do my
training let me do my training we got hold up hold up who is how touch is
the big fat one the the red back the one with the camo hat
Who it is?
Give me one second let me see
What there is to see let me see what there is to see hold up guys. This is a learning time. Okay. This is what we use our ears
Listen, I don't have a issue you have to inform me now. Hold on. This is to auditions
for that mark too when you're
ready to begin.
Let's flag match you start with
one player from each team hiding
the flag on this side of the map.
You're a flag hiding. The map
is divided in half by curtains.
We'll go up when the man starts.
You have to hide the flag. Just
don't put it back to the curtain.
All right, let me see here. Let me see here. Let me see here. Let me see. Let me take a little pee pee
Hey, why is it telling me that these are the spots I can I can hide them or can I hide them anywhere?
And hold up
Wait hold up. Is it?
You fucking love you brother. I love you too good sir hide it in your wallet
You shut up! I'm trying to think of a good spot to hide the flag!
They won't see you.
Come at me, circle and roll me in glitter. That spot is disco.
It was at this old story, oh my god.
You can always respond to the green room after the flag hiding, okay? Alright?
Okay?
Alright, everybody, it was not, it was not, okay?
Cash bots are like piggy banks.
Destroy them to get money so you can upgrade your abilities.
Give me your money! Give me your money! Give me your money! Give me your money!
Give me your money! Give me your money!
Now that you have enough money, choose an ability to upgrade.
Okay, all right.
upgrade your mind by pressing to a speed to activate your mind up it's time to
learn about there we go head to the marked location and remember learning
It's fun
But am I on the enemy team right now by the enemy control thing is a radar tower
You want to stand in the circle to capture it for your team?
Okay. All right. I can do that. I can do that. I can do that
controlling our radar tower opens up a tube in the green room it takes you
straight to the tower so you don't have to sport all the way back at your
people you cannot have that power you cannot have that tower no I say you
You cannot have that tower! You cannot have that tower!
That guy has obviously been practicing for years, so...
I don't know why they're putting fucking pros in the tutorial, that's ridiculous.
Obviously, he's been practicing for fucking years, that is insane.
Oh my god, he's already back!
Alright, I- I- I- I defeated!
Defeated!
Huh that even breaking a sweat may I add without even breaking a sweat may I add
We press after your down enemies finishing the gives you have a hold up. So hold up. I have to finish you off. Oh, oh
You're we're staying on the base of the radar tower you control will heal you over time
I'm always smart to get a quick heal in when you can
Oh
Then you control a tower and periodically streets the enemy side of its own making your square on your map
You see the mark squares colored red that means the enemy flag is not hidden there if the flag is in a zone
It will always be the last where the tower marks and it will turn green our towers tell you where the flag isn't hidden
And eventually there's only one place left. Okay
It's in the back line
Somewhere over yonder gotta keep your peepers open boys.
Gotta keep your peepers open.
A rudimentary flag hiding spot.
I would have chosen a much more complex location.
Ah, we're going back. We're going back.
Hopefully I can play this guitar right back.
to a little victory jam your billy's a disabled and sprinting trade stamina oh
oh I can't do the line damn my day
now that you've captured the enemy plan you need to defend it to win the game
the red team will definitely try to take it back there's that professional
player again
I don't care how many years of experience you have, so you are not getting your flag back!
Kick this other pro!
Oh, I forgot to finish these suits off at the sea thing.
It was the button to finish guys off again.
Keep the red team from kicking your flag back, press C to actually get all your weapons
charged.
Yeah!
I never even get to finish a guy off!
I think you're about as ready as we can get you. Time for prime time.
The match reaches the 20 minute mark and will immediately in a points victory, the points that each player earned during the match are added together with the points of the teammates to create a team that scored the team and the iron team to clear the winner.
Congratulations, you've made it to the end of the training. Next time you'll play some of the Disagression before moving on to the main event.
I know we didn't finish a guy off, but that's why we've got hot here. You'll be the first one we finish off
Miss oh mr. Hunt how will you want this five day?
If you hold me back, I will kick you from this and hot
I'm gonna go ahead and put that out there being the Bungulators just went against literally two professionals that have been playing this game for years
All right, buddy, probably decade just came out and you were in the tutorial Pete
well
That's I mean they had to decide they had to put someone someone good in there because I would have I would have rolled that tutorial
No, I would have rolled that tutorial match and I instantly cued your idiot. Yeah
I'm leaving
All right, how do I like gentlemen by Joe?
That's what I was just trying to figure out. I think we press tab. Okay. We were so have a speed of no
Well, I just leaked my name.
Well, Gigi's shit.
Good work, good work, God.
Step one.
Neither of us is appearing online.
Yeah, no, no, we're not.
Yeah, no, we're not.
You repair a line?
Let me hide my scheme.
Yeah, I can do this.
Okay.
I'm going to copy this.
Okay.
And then I'm ascended to you and then you add me through the game.
Oh.
Boom.
Now you take that okay go to search after you hit tab and post it no no I typed it in search
It doesn't it doesn't do anything the ad friend now I type it in there we go. Did you see that?
Yeah, invite me
Okay, there we go
You see it you see it yeah, I see it
I'm in
Okay, all right, I see there's quick match lobbies
Bot match that made me live before your speed
Might be living more your speed. I'm gonna start with a little bot match
I don't know what lobbies is. I'm just see if that's we have a whole customer me. All right. We're gonna click this one
Do you do that to toilet such you know what to do cuz I've been training. I've been training pal
I got the flat something number one. I am the team leader. Okay. I just want to say it
from this point. You are absolutely not. You have no idea professional flag hiding techniques.
You have no idea about upgrading your abilities, capturing towers, healing and bases. I don't
even know you can heal the base of towers. Huds, you can be the assistant to the regional
leader. Okay. But when it comes to the leader, the team leader, that's going to be me.
That's going to be me. Guys, back me up on this. Back me up on this. Take the
assistant. Okay, you can have the assistant. Okay, can I make some calls here in there?
You can make one call per five minutes. Okay, three, three and a half and I'll take that
deal. Two and a half. No, wait, wait, you got me this time. Oh, wait, wait, except for
Let's do this.
Who are you?
I'm going to be the guy who runs around with the axes.
I was going to be a guy.
Too late, already picked them.
He looks just like me.
I'm going to be this Elvis guy.
I'm going to be Elvis.
Oh, shit.
I probably should have read the abilities.
I'm going to be Elvis.
Oh, shit.
I probably should have read the abilities.
Oh
Every great day starts with a fresh bowl of
Flakes just add water and enjoy well, I gotta test all my bills answers my abilities. Oh, it spins buddy. I can't
Fuck it. I'm gonna throw it in somebody's who never
Which age
hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
we haven't even hit the flag yet we haven't
even hit the flag yet
we joined in to a lay-weight
no toy for not upgrading her abilities
where's the flag had she was also
possessed i don't know i don't know
dude look at me
I need some other shit
to the north to the north
yo wait this character sick I'm like
four with a hand!
What? I'm a flamethrower!
Take me out, take me out, take me out!
Psst!
Yo! Watch this, watch this, watch this.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, by the God, by the God, by the God!
Watch out on the roof, oh, oh, oh!
I'm doing this, whatever that is!
It's our boogie bomb!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Okay, alright, I should have been somewhere else, dude.
I don't know, this way doesn't really go anywhere, other than two meters.
Alright, secondaries to the pack, first ones, oh my, they stuck up on me!
Another meat bucket me!
I probably should use the guy in the tutorial.
You can use those guys!
I
Switch you guys
We have to move forward to find the flag of the doozy go to pee got a bunch of
I said your t-hunch ours is you see you see the map at the top right sector C1
D1
I did really don't even say I
I got his friend!
Got him!
Move, move, move!
Oh my god, I can't get out of this talent.
They just keep coming and coming.
They're super in the mid, they just keep coming!
Do not come! Do not come!
Am I rocking on you?
Yeah!
Oh
Thank you such thank you such I thought that was you was fine me
I'm flushing them all down the toilet
Congratulations. Congratulations. All right. Let's go back to our original plan. Yeah, I think we just go over to the other side
And look for the flag. We're stuck on our side
I'm with you. I'm with you
You wait, what number are you whenever you five?
Get funky
Every man who
Is a man of action
Action pass
Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. Oh my god
A hunch, look at the map I'm riding, joking.
Left side, it really shows the small square where their flag is.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Woo-hoo!
How's he put it as close as he can to land?
Are they gone or are they stupid?
I think so.
Leave, Mike!
He's stupid!
Flushing!
There!
Oh.
I'm going towards that, I'm going towards it.
It's isn't somewhere here oh, I did it again I got it again
I got it again I got it again!
I need defense yeah, I'm killed all the guys over here coming
This shit, where you at? I'm on I mean I mean III I'm cooking this character is awesome. Oh
I
Here stressed about the match call the good folks at steppford therapy steppford. I was pretty stressed about the match
You thought you are we the best
We the best I didn't just might be able to make my pretty
We are pretty good movies with one two and three
That's how you use your ability.
Help!
I got too much, I got too much, I got too much, I got too much, I got too much, I got too much.
Help me!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I got too much, I got too much!
Oh my gosh, they're on their way at us!
Help!
Help me!
Oh my god!
We're gonna live forever!
I'm coming!
Massage, massage!
Where you at? Where you at massage?
I'm here.
Nice axe, team.
Thanks. Thank you.
They're all the way over here.
We only got 15 seconds.
I'm gonna go back.
We're gonna live forever.
I'm coming!
Massage, massage!
Where you at? Where you at massage?
we got 15 seconds I'm gonna be able to do sit we'll push it up we'll push it up
can't stop who again he's voting at me he's voting at me
we're pretty good that hot first game first game we're pretty good that
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna beat it I'm pretty sure you're gonna beat it I do not I I don't think I know how
My boys would tell me 1, 2, and 3, but I didn't see a single thing down there.
Let me do that.
Like it's a tutorial.
As the match is going, you're going to see at the bottom right, it's going to say 1,
2, and 3, and you can just press 1, 2, or 3.
You'll let me write that down.
What do you say?
Okay.
You want me to be slower?
Yeah.
Can you just wait for me to be slower?
One.
Okay.
two, three, two, okay?
Or three.
Okay, got it.
Okay, we'll be ready for the next one.
We'll be ready for the next one.
Honestly, if we make a lobby, because I want to be the one to hide the flag.
If we make the lobby, you think it lets other people join it now?
No, I think we gotta play quick play.
You sure?
I'm pretty sure.
I think I mean you click it but I think the lobby is like if we had more people in by.
I see, I see.
Okay, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Yeah.
Okay, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Well actually we still can make the lobby and then someone else join it.
Or whatever.
I think people.
Or whatever the shit.
I swear to God, I just want to be the one hiding the flag.
You heard that?
I heard that, I heard that, Jake, don't you worry.
We'll get to a game where we're in early, for sure.
Okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, all right, man.
I'm not so certain the guys in the other team
do what they would do.
I appreciate what they were doing less
than we do what they were doing.
Did you see what their flag was?
It was the closest it could be to us.
You know, they do say if you don't know
what you're doing, can anyone else know what you're doing?
I say that, dumbass.
That's what that's my saying.
Maybe.
George Washington, I don't know,
but I believe I'm the first one to say that.
Maybe.
Oh, we are early, we are early.
Wait, hide.
Oh, you have to volunteer, you have to volunteer.
Wait, are you going alone?
Oh
Whoo, huh, so you can hide it from your own team smart. You can never trust anybody's right. That's right
That's right. Yeah, do yeah, I can't even trust my fellow man
Absolutely not you might be on my team, but I don't trust you to be on my
Oh, we do oh we choose a guy. Oh
You got a guitar nice. Yeah, I'm gonna talk
And I'm handsome
And don't don't get ahead of yourself. Don't get ahead of yourself, buddy. I you're just back cuz I'm sexy
Who's had the flag
The volume and get ready for play stone.
Did you see what else had the flag?
Oh, look at a mean mug.
Let him know we're not messing around.
I'm more forming.
What's up?
You don't want to.
I'm more forming.
Look at that.
You see those axes?
They have the flag.
It's right there.
Straight.
See that shit?
Peanut.
Oh, shit.
What?
That way we got a guy fucking.
Billboard nuts right now you see that
No
Yeah, what if we just put it in the back
Oh
Are you going I'm just gonna put it as far back as I can I don't know why you wouldn't
I'd say I'm saying I'm gonna put it all the way back here
Oh
This is several gold cash box
You do not have you
I'm getting B. Okay, all good be to
Original good plan. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna go back and get a now
I'll get a to
Another great plan. Thank you. Good. Sure. Thank you. Good. Sure. I mean the boys whipped up in the lab
Good call.
Thank you.
Now hold on, wait, let me hold on.
What if we did see?
We went back.
They're on B.
We got to kill them.
They're right in front of us.
Oh!
They're taking it.
Get in there.
I'm getting in there.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's he
Did not go as well as I thought it would
We had had we had I'm dead still I'm here. Oh, let's do this
Before me
All right, wait do we have all the points I know the kids that took all the points and took all that stuff
Yeah, I see we go see how I see we go see let's see go for to see whether I'd a B app
We already got see we already got see let's go be and go to war sounds good sound good
I don't know that is I
Don't know not good. They're all here. They're all here. I'm running back to you. I picked up like two things
than the last people we faced.
Yeah, yeah these guys ain't messing around.
Oh.
I have one single fight with them.
Dude, I should lock in here, we have to lock in here.
Okay, we're locked in, we're locked in.
Go, go, go, go.
We're going for B, you're going for B.
B, B, B, we can fight these guys to the right.
I think the ball we catch in the Hoosie doozy stuff. Okay. All right
The board that it reveals their squares on that side of the map. You see that
Then in this so you heal. Yes, I
See that I see that I see that
This healing could really be the difference. Oh, we got a heal. It's a smart. Oh my potty. My potty
good
let's go
Im going
our friends are flying
I'm coming
he's already shooting me
watch out
wait
ok
all right
Perfect then as much I can use
immediate medical assistance when you have a spare moment in your schedule I
Have died
Yeah, don't worry chief I've already died reincarnated spawn back and running back
It is mathematically advantageous to upgrade your ability.
Oh my gosh, I was just cooking!
I died!
Hey, Astro.
You let me to die!
Understandable, understandable.
Hey, it's that!
On my way!
Holy shit, I might be the best player to ever live!
I might be the best player to ever live!
I just want to be tuned!
Nice.
To remind you that you too could be on last flag.
Don't just watch the action, be part of it.
Auditions start next week.
Watch right in front of me.
Watch right in front of you.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Hey Pina, you're pretty good at this game, you're not having arms.
Aim into that.
This guy just comes in every like four minutes, insults me and then goes back to not talking.
Let's get a let's get a oh my god look at our map. There's literally two squares on the left side
And one of them has our thing in it
I'm dead you want to watch that?
I'm gonna be gazed in blessing blessing
Oh my gosh, the honzo character
I'm being helped it's what's what's what's up this one wants to be able for a go for a
you're going to have all of our square seat guys back throw that over hot damn all of
our squares I know it's bad it's bad I don't know what you want me to tell you we're
go to be where you come to the flag for the tower thing I got this one not good
I've lost every day to know that is good you put me into a trash can
You belong all right all right trash
No, you worry boss. I'm on it. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What?
Do that that guy that keeps insulting me just stood there and watch this tube and fucks me
He's even doing it again. Go back
As it's tea for push the top
fuck you I think I need more comms guys it's not the by the way it's not the
it's not the it's not the it is this is working yes I can hear you peanut
Ah, good!
Lost, fuck you!
Roll of the situation.
I think I got it.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, sir.
Fuck you, good job.
Oh my gosh, where is my team?
I just didn't tell you where they take the flag.
Yo, I think so, maybe.
I don't know if you can hear me, but can you please have some?
I found it.
Like, Peanut, are you having a boy or a girl?
You focus on the mission!
I'm trying!
I got it guys. Protect me. I got the flag. Protect me.
Go, go! Protect him at all costs!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, okay.
Alright, buddy, just ate that rocket and walked it off.
Like you do, like you do, like you do, like you do, like you do.
like you do when you do oh I suck at my thing it's decided okay my who's you
do she I'm running away it's what it is I lost they got their flag back
We're gonna lose this we got we gotta go to get the flag right now. Oh my gosh
Okay
even more barbaric in ultra slow motion. Let's watch it again.
You shut the fuck up place down.
The, uh,
how'd they heal so quick? Is there like a healing thing that you can do
after the towers?
Yes, on the towers.
Outside the towers.
Sorry, I don't know.
Don't worry. No worries. It's a learning experience,
this runs. It's a learning experience.
I'd fucking I'm gonna bump us a flag fuck all these people. I'm gonna go right to it
I'm gonna write to it grab it. I'm gonna shoot. I'm not gonna shoot
I'm not even sure I'm going right for it. Oh
My gosh, I fucking suck
maybe
The melee champ against a bunch of people with guns isn't the plan
There's no key if you both get guns we can we can probably do a lot better
I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
I see it. I see it.
Got it.
Not becoming, not becoming.
Something coming, coming, coming.
I'm fighting nine of them.
And for the cleanest of wash make sure I'm gonna be detergent. I got it
Okay, she goes got it. You just want me
Good boy good thinking I'm dying on repeat. This is good. I'll give for the squad
I think blue team is going to win it.
Oh, we have the Hoosiers, we have the Hoosiers to beat.
Oh, the nine!
Falling back in.
Okay, alright.
Okay, these guys are obviously, obviously better than me.
These guys are clearly better than me.
Oh my gosh.
You piece of crap.
Get it back, you bastard.
There's go all the way back to the map to grab the flag.
I can't lie to you.
Our teammate just watched them as they all stole it.
Ah, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Good, that's what I was hoping for.
Alright, I'm going back.
Old, old died.
Sid died, chief.
I'm going back.
Playing hard though next game.
Is that the Elvis guide?
No, it's the girl with the bow.
Dick.
I
If we have their flag, I don't know. Oh, where's our flag at? Oh, he's right here
I'll go to the flag of the flag I'm instantly dead
And all three of them are running with him
We're up government is a government is some government is
This is not good
I don't know where the fuck are I'm at
I don't know where the-
I-I'm on the move! Don't you worry about me T-Bob, I'm on the move!
Gimme that! Gimme that flag!
Don't you worry, I'm about to save the day.
Oh yeah, I was right. One of the teams has to drop the flag for the other one to plant it.
Got it.
to an exotic so they can't wait until they kill me and we can't wait till they
do we kill them I'm gonna go hide the back you go kill the guy and I'm gonna
play the fun game
the bastard plan I should plan watch them and I died immediately thinking good
thinking oh she's hoping one of us should die and have no effect on the
game I'm so sorry much he's apologizing cuz he just whiffed every
fucking arrow they got boys go kill that guy I'm dead
just hanging around just hanging around
I'm on my way what's the other guy oh my god she is so deep in their spawn yeah
I'm just waiting at the tower you kill that guy. Yeah, I'm going right now. I'm gonna hang him out here for a little bit
It's shit on
Nobody really seems to be coming
I'm going after that guy
Okay
Do you number two? Do you do the two?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it takes very long to return the flag
You just kill them and like hold down after something. I'm sure I can put this in. Yeah, I'm on my way. I'm going towards them right now.
Oh my-
WHAT IS THAT?!
Guys guys guys guys guys everybody group up everybody group up everybody beat on beat
Okay, I'm gonna attack at once every beat on be every beat on beat. I'm choosing
Watch me don't be me up beat on me. We're gonna take it one. Yeah, I'm gonna take us team. I think we got to upgrade our stuff
It's about every game
Holy shit, he sucks not upgrade during the game like league
That was everybody to be everybody to be we're gonna push all at once kill that motherfucker and come back
I'm always smart to get a quick
Ready?
Peanut, I'm down, revive me!
I got you, I got you!
First, why not grab a nice coat can of Manzarella?
Huh?
Manzarella is not just a deal.
One down, one down?
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, are you?
Here's some resurrection courtesy of
I'm always ready!
Judge!
what in the hell just happened to me get him boys get him
it killed that short one over there
He's one hell!
Come on the move, come on the move!
He's one hell!
Got one, got one, got one!
Flanking!
I got another one, I got another one!
I think it sure is even more bar-
You're gonna get the flag?
In slow motion.
Oh!
We got it, we got it!
Go back, everybody, go back, everybody, go back!
Go, go, go!
We did get him, we did get him!
The flag's back!
let's go let's go let's go let's go oh my god they're already here I'm gonna die
and I'm dead I see you now they have to get the flag
oh wait wait he's gone I tried my best
oh
some help here thanks dad who do I make a check out too
Brother this character with the fucking flamethrower makes me want to score
over time can catch new contestants by surprise the biggest okay we suck so bad
that the game is ending in 14 seconds cuz no one could let the flag
Oh my gosh, did we just? Oh my gosh.
Hey, Pigs, you wanna be some point?
Can't believe the blue team let this happen!
Their flag was stolen! Can the blue team get to the flag?
Oh, maybe, Hunch, instead of hitting the gritty on my dead body, you revive me!
And we go put the flag in the pyramid!
I was trying the flag, I was grabbing the flag instead, dammit.
Peanut, I'm looking at the kills here, and it's like you only had five kills.
How many did you have? I forgot to say, how many did you have?
13!
Ooh, how about flag captures, buddy?
Because I had, like, three.
I had, like, three.
Alright, buddy.
I was cooking.
Got more flag captures than bitches.
that's for sure okay all right okay all right that's still actually leaves me pretty open to one or two
mentions so not the best
that is pretty good numbers yeah yeah I mean it's not much but it's honest work it's honest work
it's honest right help about what it's honest work for sure it's honest work
I'm gonna be the same guy I'm saying I think we should be the same guy we get really good
you with a go-fatch.
Wow, that is a cool guy.
Well, they picked the bow person as fast as lightning.
So I don't really get a choice.
The game's already started.
Go, go, go, go.
What?
What do you mean?
Three seconds, and we're going.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Get it.
Never mind.
We need it. We need to hit those
It's a winter water land.
It's a whimsical snow world.
I'm going to pray.
Yeah, I'm praying that the enemy team is incompetent and fucking stupid that would be a big help for us and help us in the late game as well.
Agreed. Completely agreed.
I kept an 8.
Nice.
Been making that money.
I'm getting my rocket launcher.
If you see the robots, kill the robots.
It's much, it's much.
Two on me, two on me, watch out, watch out, watch out, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one!
I'm three out, I'm three out!
Coming back.
Coming!
Watch out on the flag!
Me on the tower!
Oh my oh my
I don't really understand this character. She is teleported past my mind
Do you want to do that
I'm getting the sense that these guys are neither incompetent nor stupid.
That's not going to help us in the late game.
I'll run the numbers.
I'll double check the math, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.
Yes.
taking B
they're coming to B
I'm so in love with you I don't know what the fuck I'm doing which is great
except for the runner you sure you can't I'm gonna be sure to get you
not good
I go for you go for see I is doing 360s and fucking me
It's me next week. I'm gonna see I'm gonna see don't you worry. I'm gonna see this person. I know it's me only have the flag
We only have the flag at the middle at the middle
You have you any of the flag we the best it might be the best
If that runner had used the logo seg baby chain, the flag would have been a mess right now.
Oh my great googly moogly, I just had four men, four big brolic men come sunning in my ass.
Love that for you.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
This is a great Tuesday so far.
self?
I'm coming don't you worry don't you worry
I'm on the way
I'm just gonna run over and grab the flag again
I'm on the move
do it
I'm on the move
I'm on the move this time so you need it worry
needn't worry the flag will be in opposition it'd be a bogeyman's
ooh you're bad you're bad I'm just you have personal insult touch to lower the
team around am i dying too
i help you go
oh i'm the best i'm the best
i'm the best i'm the best i'm the best
i get the flag i get the flag nice
move dogger move
i'm done blue team has the flag
impress the ladies with your latest
Oh, hey, thanks to the new coming out of camera
Hey
No, why my guys so fucking fuck
One of my right, one of my right!
I'm dead.
Go!
I killed one.
Move move move move move move move!
I'm playing so I'm playing so I'm playing so I'm playing so!
What's coming from the left do not come do not come
He's not gonna listen to me. I've told him three times. I went by wrong. Let's run
I just point blank shot a guy with a rocket launcher and then he regained half his health
It murdered me.
What is that tornado? Is that an alt?
I don't know.
The hell is that?
I'm not sinned. I'm not sinned.
I am not sinned.
Oh, they got the flag.
Oh my gosh, there's so many of them.
I'm watching them. I'm gonna go kill this kind of back.
Okay, all right, the locals are being very unkind to me
I move there's both there's his favorite is what he got there's number five. Mr. Okay
Mr. Five, Mr. Five is on him.
Hey, Chief, how you doing?
You're doing great.
Let's keep on moving, big man.
Never give up, sir.
I think this guy knows even less than we do. I'm not going to lie to you.
Yeah, I saw one guy shooting. His abilities had a wall a little bit ago, but I didn't want to say anything.
I think I'm gonna bring the morale down this guy has made two wrong turns and walked into dead end with the flag
Yo ladies
The blue flag was taken
How'd that go
He has our flag
It's really out of this world
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
He's on their way to the pyramid
Fashion fuck oh
He's dead
All right, what the way about the way about the way they are running towards their pyramid right now
I know I know I'm on the way by the way by the way. I'm with sure I'm with mr. No walkie
I
What got what got what it takes that whole again
Hey, you can't do the tornado you can't do the tornado
Get on
I can't shoot I tell him he should have let me shoot you gotta win it with me
showed what yeah I think I was passed the shoot by it would be tuned I'm coming
go go go which is portal oh my god that just fucked me
hot I can't I get there time you gotta do it I'm dead I went through a portal
that I thought would make it so I was getting closer and I absolutely fucked
me. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
I'm start to see a trend with these games.
Let's go ahead and check out the scoreboard here.
Watch the trend. Watch the trend. Watch the trend. Watch the trend.
Well, I'm seeing-
What? What? What's the trend on?
I'm seeing one trend that we're-
We're going back guys, the MVP. That was the worst play on their team.
I was piecing that guy up left and right!
Oh, hey, Hodge, congratulations!
Most dash on the team!
Quick W in the chat, quick W in the chat.
Hey, very good work, Hodge, good work!
I knew you could do it.
I knew you could do it, Hodge.
I knew you could do it.
I need to do it.
The scoreboard isn't even in chronological order, you dumbass.
Are we sure about that?
Can we run those numbers off?
Yes!
It is.
All right, get in there.
I think you know what you're talking about.
That's what I think.
Get in there.
I think you're ugly and stinky,
and you don't know what you're talking about.
That's what I think.
Well, it's not very kind at all.
Well, it's true.
If you're playing with the hermit,
you can congratulate, you've hurt me deeply, hon.
It's the truth.
I hate to have to tell you the truth,
but it's the truth, and I don't tell lies.
You need to play the guy with the axis.
No, I'm not playing the guy with the axis.
And if you never told lies,
you would never be able to go to Six Flags again.
Now listen to me.
Listen to me, Mr. Hunch.
Lose some weight get the axe guy and let's get their flag. We're not losing even one more time. You understand me young man
You understand me didn't send me. I'm not I'm picking the bow lady and that's that though picking the bow lady
The bow lady
Banshee no that was the one with the with the knives. Oh
Do I want that teleport lady who's that teleport agent just teleported past my landmines and moves the speed of light
That's that's the girl with the with the daggers. She's crazy or the one that flies with the bird
Why can't I use those guys?
Cuz you suck. I don't know. Oh
I'm Clay Stowe. Emerson is. Oh, sorry. Welcome to
Lag! Lag!
I know that. I know that bow. Sorry
It's okay, boss
It happens everybody makes mistakes everybody makes mistakes everybody makes mistakes
You I will know I I think you can choose these guys
Choose them I played them. I know I can't be there either the ladies the purple ladies cash box
It's one or this one. I can't be him
You'd like unlock them or something
Maybe no no no you can't be them cuz someone on your teams already then you gotta pick them fast. Oh
Who's hide the flag you do that? No, it's number
Wait, I spoke to the flag carrier before the match and they said they were just going to it's number four. It's Zeschie
They're in the back of the map so it makes sense. May I say hunts you look very handsome?
Really you're very handsome lady. You're very handsome lady. Thank you so much. Very handsome lady
I'm about to put in work this game and you're gonna be impressed
You're not getting more kids with these time buddy. I'm actually locked in. I'm actually I'm actually I'm getting the hang of the game
I am you want to get more kids than anybody?
Wait, what is that? No, no turn down the proteins not yet. I do listen buddy
I am getting five times more kids you I'm actually in the hands of your brother. You're good. I am
Only thing hanging is your nuts from your shell that is it fuck yeah
That's your dominance
How about you stay with me one time
That would go in nice
It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be I'm gonna be the purple lady next time
Don't be the beat
Okay
Oh my god what he said he said
I'll hide you behind you
AHHHHHHH
I'll see you later
Same thing happened to me
And they raised your only kill
Well
That happened to me
I haven't done anything just yet
I plan on doing it now
Good thinking, good thinking
That would be pretty good
They stunned him with Q
Stunned him with Q
I
Fuck I forgot that
Okay
Oh
I think that voice got his body slammed me
All right, I want to move beside it. Let's go see what's goes deep. We got we had
That's not this phone
I'm coming. I'm the coming. I asked what that is. She thought her inventions. I'm a government. Don't you worry if I'm on the way?
Good she laughs
93 seconds
What's anyone done?
That's a gun gun. It's looking pretty grim for the blue. I'm good for you. It's good for you
I've no health. I'm I missed a lot of shots there, but you already know how this for princess
What's going to be? Watch out!
Ah!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I'm so tired of this night, lady!
Oh, I got one, I got one!
Mike.
I
Be on me on me on me on me. I'm gonna gotta gotta got her
Get to get a kill, but I'm really faking hard about it. I want to do it really bad
No, you ever got a kill yet
Not yet. It's soon. Good. Good game. Yeah, I get to work on that. That'd be great. Let's help us in the leg game
I
Got one got one
Trying to try to hit them and said
I'm coming up coming up coming up coming up
Oh I killed myself
I'm not skilled enough with the bow. I'm not skilled enough with the bow.
You want to add this gun guys are back. I'm telling you this guy's got to be mad except for the knife lady
I'm picking knife lady
Oh damn it's perfect perfect like you do I can tickle them to dad
No, what go what go what? Holy shit. I'm actually in this game. I'm actually doing so good. Oh my
What I
Swear to God fucking Bonnie say my
You know, I'm I'm joking I might be pro I might be pro I am getting the hang of this game
You see my moves, are you seeing my moves out there?
Fucking fucking boys, lock it in!
No worries, I'm coming, we're saved.
Don't you worry big man, the professional is here.
I got you much I got you much
What's that?
All right, all right, all right, all right
You coming for me?
I get too much, I get too much.
You had too much, you had too much.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
That's what that was at!
You know, I was already dead the second I stood up. Oh
That's cuz you suck I
Do round do round and do
I'm getting word in my chat that hot sucks
I mean weird
Hot stunts
Mods and that guy and that guy
All right, we're gonna watch half my health. Oh my god. Is that a bold lady?
The bold lady I'm using the bold lady time. I'm using the bold lady dead. Good work.
Son of son of oh, I'm somehow I'm sorry myself
Kill him kill him kill him kill him
You're working with me
Boy the other room boy the other room. Oh my god
Between the knife lady and the ball lady. Holy shit
You know hot hot hot hot next round you be the dagger lady. I'm gonna be the ball lady. I'm Tonya
It was with the ball lady
All right, wait, I'm gonna be the bow lady. Do you have the do the dagger lady the dagger lady right now and our
teammates are actual. I don't think they're real.
Don't worry, I've returned the flag.
Stop!
Huh?
I'm getting in boys! I'm getting in!
Toilet!
One of the roof, one of the roof!
Oh!
Oh
I started or I sounded at her next up right a strongly weird letter
I'm working on it. I'm working on much
I
Get back he's your bag
Tell me she's dead
Of course he is
Of course she is of course she is along with the rest
Team and anyone who messes with me
Anybody who fucks with me
Don't you worry hunch the trash has been taken out
There's not something you have to worry about
We'll take my head down here
I move me up of me
You see grab my Elzart it's really out of this world
Oh, they have the flag it's a stupid person his name is default day
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure
I'm your bow shots!
The more the cards, the more damage!
First?
I'm gonna do the top.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure too.
I don't even think that's a bot.
I genuinely think that's a guy that's like
pretending to be a bot.
Oh my god.
I don't...
They're all on B.
You gonna kill me? You gonna kill me?
I have to heal. I have to heal.
You don't kill like a hop to grab their flag, okay?
Blue team has got to beat it.
I have to!
Pyramid Funeral Services.
Putting the fuck back into funeral.
I swear to God, and this bone, lady.
Ooh, oh my God, oh my God, put that in my face into a clip.
I just hit like a four-football-feet-unlong
bone shot, besides.
easily bird sod come on blue team you're better than this oh reason reason
this crossing of the halfway line brought to you by I can't find the flag
You're halfway home
Hey, where's the wedding?
You know
I killed everyone I can't find the flag
No
They better get it back quickly
My gosh, he really is a stupid person. I told you I told you every second. I just
I genuinely can't not find the flag
You know what I think the greatest in the best ideas to keep running around and doing
The flag which is great except for the runner who now has a bullseye on their back
Go right, go right, I don't know what you see.
You kill that other hooligan?
If you love Last Flag, make sure to call your local politician.
Don't dilute in those pesky work and safety regulations.
Oh, I don't know what that helped with.
I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Don't you worry.
That's good.
It's good I'm head back towards the pyramid
Yeah, I'm here. I gotta go kill the other guy though. It's much much much much. He's right here
You ain't kill him on to the flag without your abilities is tough as we've just witnessed
That's good they got the flag again, that's good. I think we have literal moron but I think I'm not even yeah
I
I-I-I-I am a genuine fuckin'-for-uh-backing.
Lululec is on the move! They better get it back!
There's no way they- there's no- there's no way they will.
There's no way-
Holy functioning brain.
This guy is crazy.
I'm telling you, the bad guy gets assistance to brushes out teeth.
You- I- I- I don't know what's going on.
They're not real. They can't be real.
I refuse to believe it.
There's not- there was a guy that was just watching me,
me mugging me as I was running the fly back.
Oh my god.
Alright, should I come help you?
Or should I wait here with the flag?
Wait there.
Got a guy coming.
He's the final boss.
Oh, the stupid person.
It's the stupid person.
I told you.
What is this?
I told you.
What is this?
I told you I told you look it's a real person pretending to be dumb
Even changes they've been bad
It's I see you guys I do what I call that kid I call that kid I call that kid I call this
Franciscan go to oh my god
I think what I mean what I mean is if I guess if I got me on me on me he got me out
in full-fuck-tron surround red team won't let that go a bit they better watch
their back if that would be cool if I use the glow of the man, that would be-
the flag would still be in their hands right now okay okay blue team has the
flag now cut off the hot dog- dude I'm- dude I'm- dude I'm talking genuine
dumb people I- wait why is he running the flag away from us dude I did this
I told you. I told you it can't be bots
Because they would wouldn't program them to run the flag away from where it's supposed to be
It's literally an actual dumb person a actual dumb person
You ran the flag the opposite way
If it was a bot it would go toward where it's supposed to go
Oh
I don't know how we won that. I could not fathom how we won that.
Do you think people are just trying to get in our game to make themselves look stupid?
I genuinely believe that. I genuinely believe that it might be people screaming at me.
We ran the opposite direction, Hans.
The opposite direction with the flag.
If there was, if there was box, the box wouldn't do that.
Like, they wouldn't go-
Exactly, exactly.
It would be programmed to go to where it's supposed to go.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
It's just dumb people.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I concur.
I concur, doctor.
I concur.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Will you pop a French 6-Billy French Fungus?
But what is that?
Is that two and one?
Do we win our first match?
Two and one.
Two savvy, not two savvy, not two savvy.
It's a new game, maybe they haven't figured it out yet,
or maybe it's Nick Verks on a keyboard and mouse.
Dude, that option, that option 100%.
They took both the ball, maybe, and the knife, lady!
No, no, no, I got the ball for you.
Are you ready to take it?
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Go.
Got it, got it, got it.
I'm also gonna hide the flag.
I'm playing, I'm playing the axe guy.
If I can't have the knife lady,
I'm playing the axe guy.
We how, my guy doesn't look like that.
Is your skin to the skin already?
Dude, look at the guy guy.
Maybe they were, maybe they've been playing
since like the early, early days and they got skins.
Oh, you have all like invaded stuff?
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Oh
All right, so if you finish these balls by hitting them with like that
Oh, oh god, you guys catch watch guys watch. I do that boss. I do the boss
I need there's so much I just told me yeah, we supposed to be hiding the flag right now. Oh
No
I'm told the crew had a few new sneaky spots on the map wonderful as a flag. Oh
Someone else got it number three got it. We got it. It's a
Hopefully he's not one of those dumb people.
Hopefully he's not one of those stupid people.
Morons.
Now, hopefully he's not one of those stupid morons.
Let's see, let's see.
Oh, wait, hold up.
He actually might be a genius.
I'm not joking.
Emerson, it's possible the flag carrier has forgotten
they're supposed to hide it.
Dan, he's getting roasted by the announcer.
Wait, oh, he's a genius.
I'm not fine
He put it in a tree. Oh
My god, look at that
How do you even get up there? Oh?
Yeah, you have to be at least this fall to get up in this tree. All right chief trees about to collapse me. She awake
All right, now's not the time for personal insults, but it's time to lock in.
And arms.
All right, lock in!
One guy on the roof, one guy on the roof.
One more taking C.
I'm doing a little flaky, I'm doing a little flaky.
Taking C.
I
Will guide you bugger move we're taking see I'm gonna look like yeah, I'm gonna look like you take it safe
Oh
They put me in a port-a-party on my way
Don't poop don't poop. Oh, I'm not pooping. I'm not pooping.
One dead, one dead.
Another one dead.
I swear to the bull ladies, she's on the roof.
He's captured.
Into A.
Oh, they recaptured C.
I'm gonna go see, I'm gonna go see, you get A, you get A.
Follow me, crew!
Is he an eagle?
Guys, you wanna see how I'm movin' in?
Oh my god, this bull-lady is insane.
He's already dead!
Hey!
Yeah
Much much much
Blue team displaying great teamwork tonight leaving no runner but with that other who do you have enough to purchase an upgrade?
Wonder which one they'll go catch it see you catch it see
He's gonna beat me open!
Beat me with a bloody corner.
Watch where's the beat, watch where's the beat!
Oh my god, I'm telling you, the bull ladies are like all the time.
This guy didn't even know we're on mat and he's already one shot.
Got him!
Take that hold again
Oh remember kids not to try to get your flag back.
You theory of our flag!
Dude, hudge, hudge, hudge. How is that possible?
I don't understand how it's possible.
Surprise! They let the flag make it to the halfway line.
Hudge, hudge, hudge, hudge.
This people pick, this people pick. I have a theory.
Folks
I have a theory I have a theory
Did you just see them find the flag it's almost no stairs uncovered
I think I think it's she's to goddess
peeping peeping Dom's
Mr. Hodge I think they're peeping Dom's
well if I killed somebody we got the flag back
but sadly I was peeping Tom's
and hide your screen put some
cardboard over it. What does that even mean?
Lock in dammit!
Yeah I'm locked in I'm locked in!
Yeah I'm shooting you on the back
The flag's gotta be one of the back squares
I'm gonna go back to have a go back to that search
Has to be, has to be
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
Come on, you guys be a boy
I'm with you
I'm shooting you here in this cave
No doubt, no doubt to this cave
No doubt
No doubt in my mind at all
No doubt in my mind whatsoever
I'm a hundred percent sir. I'm a hundred percent sir to here crunchy flicks. Hey, it's here. It's here 100%
Psych it's not here. Oh my gosh, you're blind to me lag gets taken. It's gonna be this one over here then
It's ran through these that came I ran through good good. I'd always get double check dude to to incentivize two pairs of eyes
Always get double check always get double check
It's in this cave for sure 100% 100%
Surprise they let the flag make it to the halfway line it's not the game
winning strategy it's got me the cave look at the bottom right look at the
bottom right it's not the cave
oh the hell is the flag this is the end of the map
Viewers, even from the blue, that flag drop looked painful.
Oh.
I can't be the whole middle rectangle.
It's all filled up.
Maybe they put it in a tree.
We wrapped that.
Maybe.
Treason.
Oh.
I'm gonna catch you okay so we get what's up what on it when I oh
Oh my sweet heavens, oh my god this lady was 90 damage to with a headshot punch 90 90 damage
I'm taking it to the right right to look at the right right deal. There's almost no
Squares that are coming we were over there we go the whole place I think we did
We got wait a little bit longer, we should wait a little bit longer if it can knock out the left red king
We just go to the right right till insertion
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep capturing these and keep all three captured
The guys the flag is on me
They're going to heal oh, they're all here they're all here
to get a quick heal in the cat.
Damn it!
Again.
Punch it on you teeth, it is on you!
Good work!
You can get yourself in my ass.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Move, move, move!
Got it!
I
I tell the boys right to the base
Yeah, I don't know how that I don't know how the portal works, but I'm at the base
Die
Got him this is a sense. Oh, we're here. We're here
Okay
All right
Okay, I have no idea. I looked at it for two and a half seconds
and I was on the ground crawling looking for pennies.
Loud enough.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Perfecto, perfecto, what does he treat?
What does he like?
HUNCH!
DIRT AROUND!
Our teammates died!
If you love Last Flag, make sure to call your local politician.
Perfecto, what does he need?
What?
A sweet slide.
These are fucking movies.
I don't know what they do!
My torture is the very truth!
Look, I told you it was a perfect deal!
You found it?
There's the only one that has, uh, squeeze left!
Hey, go, go, go!
Do you know what the yelling does on the board, lady?
Oh, that guy is tall.
That guy is tall.
That's a tall man right there.
I got a ball!
I'm here!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hey get out of here buddy!
Nooooo!
Man...
Oh!
NOOO!
That guy in the gold skin has that for me, I'm not joking.
That guy in the gold skin has that for me, I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
I haven't died in a more singular time, I don't think.
You fuck that guy in particular.
Fuck that guy.
You talk to me down like a dog in the street, huh?
Smolder, like Alejandro.
Who has dogs in the street?
I'm taking some weed, man.
Bad guy.
Shit piece of shit piece of shit. There's only two more squares. There's only two more squares
That's where the God I swear to God that gold guy's over there
I lived with one health somehow
This guy lived with one hell
Gold guys gold guys gold guys want to just kill me, but the his teammate literally had one health the whole time
Oh, what a health my ass I just hit for safety
No, no, no, I'm saying the other person with him. Oh
Yeah, I'm hot this gold guy down you get you get the flag you get the flag. I'm hot this guy down
Seems to be everywhere at once and definitely all over those radar tower
Me month this guy me month is down right now. He was guy be mugga be mugga
Watch them good work. Good work. Oh my gosh. We're flying away. We can slide looking inside love control of control
I
Works a lot better for you. Yeah, I don't really I don't it's just so I don't really know what she's doing
She does it
Oh, yeah, we have the flag right back in the action. Yep. Go back to base. Go back go back
You know
I like
They didn't have a lot of flag on their thing
Now no way we have their flag on our thing, but are you one of those stupid people? No, I see what I see the flag on the map
It was just a giant lock on it. Don't worry. Don't worry. We're safe
Did you see that? I just one side heads on that guy all the way over there one side
I
Don't say I'm gonna give this I am good give this I know exactly what you do. Oh my I actually fucking hate that guy
Wait, no, that's our teammate. Oh
We have one of those two
That wasn't the gold guy?
We had a gold guy, they had a gold guy.
He kind of carried us.
They had a guy on their team with zero kills and nine deaths.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the bo-lady.
No, no, no, that was the Harley-Davidson driver.
Well, makes sense he had nine deaths.
I never saw that guy.
I sometimes saw him crawling around.
That's about it though, that is about it.
I'm on the ground looking for pity's on occasion. Yes, sir on occasion on occasion on occasion on occasion
No, J. I'll tell you watch this top of the leaderboard
150 kills easily dispatch easy what other you haven't been above me on the leaderboard yet
It's not a quite a logical order
Yes, it is
Is it?
It is!
Oh, it's not!
Yes!
Yes it is!
It is?
You really are one of those stupid people.
Is your Bungulator smart or at least are they telling you?
They say it might be by points.
Chronological is by time
No, no, it's not
It's by score. I'm good with what chronological means
Yeah, you're hold on. Wait hold up. Hold up chronological
meeting
Chronological major shut up
I'm trying to read the definition of chronological
chronological means a raging of beds
documents or items in the order they occurred in time from early as to
latest okay he got me that is what chronological man
I
Did what am I talking about what what's new miracle new miracle hunts?
Hey, who am I oh
My god, I'm the Harley Davidson driver
Drafters posted in all caps in my chat. We're getting raided
I don't care. I don't care
We're we got more important things to do right now. Yeah, buddy buddy buddy doesn't know how to hide the flag
Yeah, do you even know what your cue ability does? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, all right, buddy
You know that you can put a flag in a tree, but he's not gonna help us capture see how it's not gonna help us capture me
Listen, let me watch this to help him the flag wants us to help him when he's not gonna help us
Nope. Yeah, man. That's his buddy. That's it
Who's at the flag?
I am.
Now that is what I call a spot.
Go ahead.
Find it.
I dare you.
Try and find it.
Wait, wait you?
Yeah, I hit the flag.
I'll try to find it.
Alright, let me see.
It looks like you might have hit it.
You literally just followed it on your map you literally no I use my intuition
How do you get up there? Yeah, go ahead. I
Even get up there. There's a rock over here with an opening you big idiot. Oh
Pretty good spot. Thank you. Follow me boy
I'm going straight for me. Straight for me. Straight for me, that A, that Z.
We got the roof, we got the roof. I missed everything. I missed everything. I'm here
to see what's all yet. I'm dead. I'm dead. I missed everything and I'm dead. I missed
Perfect perfect perfect perfect one
So watching im all good good good. Oh, no even how to u
Okay, I don't think our team is very good. Well, I haven't heard of shot this game
So I don't know fun in the space the judges yet. Let me get a shot at them will start calling our teammates morons
I like that one. I like that one. I'm gonna play team break
Breaking
You're better than this. Oh
He's hit the griddy over there
Don't we got one?
Okay, all right, then.
All right, then, okay.
It's gonna be okay, huh?
It's gonna be okay.
Okay, all right, then.
Okay.
It's gonna be okay, huh?
Don't worry, Laki.
Don't you worry.
I'm not gonna lie to the guy on their team.
I think he's getting a little worried.
I'm getting hell with the guitar open I'm dying off the spot again. Mr. Togin. I don't know
And I'm instantly dying again good you good and I'm dead good good that should help us in the late game
Hot beam zero points
I'm not kidding you this token guy. I don't think that's the ability to miss shots
Deep deep we're losing deep we're losing
deep deep deep deep
We have a guy on our team that's actually cheating
They're deep ruster on our team science ruster when you die watch him
He's actually cheating I think unless his aim assist on a console that allows you to lock on to somebody
What I just watch is cheating. Just wait when you die watch him. There might be a mrs.
No, that's the crazy same as this I've ever seen. Oh
I'll take it people take a big day seven dead. I'm not kidding. Oh
90
I
Know what
Hold it
We take a peep peep peep how do I switch guys? How do I switch the guy watching left quick left quick left side?
This is literally down. He's just dead. I'm telling you wait till you see what I'm talking about. You understand
I'm thinking of people. I'll take a little peep
Run the movie on the move. Oh my gosh
You had to I'm not gonna lie to you. I I don't know I don't know for you that I don't know for good
Who
A bot maybe
You need to be able to legitimate professionals on the other team this time. I'm on my way. You know the morons go
Thank you better we're playing against morons me too
I'm in a porta-party, but good
I'm on the wave is dodge don't you worry. I'm coming to save you
I
Got come on the Holly Davidson driver
Yes! Yes! Yes! That guy's gross!
He was only on 25% health. I snuck up behind him, hit him twice before he even turned around and I still lost.
Yup. That guy's gross on the team.
Oh, it's together, it's together. Remind you?
Steve, what's he doing?
One coming from C, one coming from C, watch out.
He's done, he's done, watch out, watch out.
Heal it, heal it.
He's going above, I'm running after him.
You gotta wait you gotta wait you gotta wait you gotta wait
Do you want me do you want me
Oh come back
Oh
What
I'm still in a corner body
You're probably gonna revive me
One down one down one down
Got one got one
Two down two down two down two down
We got to get them
Help
Do you want me to check out too
Thanks, I can always get on you in those sticky situations.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey God, how's it going today?
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not going to get my stun thingy.
I'm not going to get my stun.
I think I got like six squares left until they find it.
okay all right okay all right okay all right all right all right we're giving
another shot 15 seconds
I think I think it might just be you know robotic aiming catch when I'm saying I
Suppose I suppose again when you watch him you understand what I'm talking about
This guy up here the one jump it from root to root that's the that's the real maniac. I don't think I've done one
coming right back on their feet gonna be that hurt new caps you see
good much much much much it's a maniac I'm good but much going oh my gosh he
is he still have 40 squares to unlock that is pointing out that that guy hit me
with a 360 before he murdered ah boys who are your little extra style points on
top good for him good man good man good man I'm gonna grab me real quick in
hopes that we can prologue and not let them catch the flag and then in many
We will know where their flag is
I'm actually I'm not even a laddie
I think we just gotta run
I think we need to get lucky
and go find the flag
Come on
We touch, we touch
Yup, yup, yup
I think we should get lucky
Oh
the bottom right has three squares of the back that are unleveled or uncovered.
Yes.
It's got a hundred percent.
The L of information.
I'm going to spawn right here in front of us.
Be ready.
Maybe not.
If you think back there, I think over here to the other side.
I'm gonna see that, I'm gonna see that.
Next time, why not fly to see the game in person with voyage airlines?
It's not the destination, it's the voyage.
You mean the back left one, and he's just the one behind the temple?
Yeah, I mean I just went through an entire cave, nothing.
I'm gonna switch to one behind the temple. Okay, no check. No check
They still been grabbed our flag if two minutes of 46 seconds until it's over time
Yep
Man the fuck it's just over near me over near me over near me. How you know I just got the purple little lighting bolts
Was that me was that me? I think purple lighting bolts means it's near you above your head
you sure I think so yeah it's it's I got it no way really you to come over here I
need you to come over here go go go go go go in you she found it yes no way
do you have it I can't grab it you got to come grab it it like it where's it
Where's it appear on top of this rock above to the right?
What's in a city?
Our phone lines are not. We just go kill the ball the way back. He's on the left. You see you you see him on the map
You kill him all the way back, we put the flag, we win!
Oh my god, it's the insane person.
Hey, we have health, we have health!
Get him, get him, get him!
GOT HIM, HABIT!
You want me, you want me?
Assasin, watch out!
Dude, our guy is just dicking around.
Go to the base, you idiot!
Oh, they're becoming it.
Dude, our guy is a genuine moron!
What the hell was that?
I'm faster!
What are you doing out there?
Just hit the game!
You motherfucker!
What are you doing? Did you see that?
What are you doing?
Yeah
There's no way
We did so well, bro. We want a 2v4 a 2v4
He grabbed the flag and then stood there for like 45 seconds comfort with high seas
Oh my gosh, I shit on
Alright listen, I'm gonna go get the flag
Can you get on the bottom left side?
No
I'm dead
Good, good
It's another, yeah
Okay
Alright
I don't think it's real so you're telling me the fake ones can grab the fucking flag
and go to random locations.
I'm telling you, I genuinely do not believe they're mods.
I think it's people that are in here with us that either that or they're just dumb.
I genuinely don't think it's mods.
Oh
Yeah, that's right you pussy to nobody to go do it. Oh
I just I just hooded on that on that one guy with the gun twice
I feel three minutes and 17 seconds got the flag. Yeah, we gotta move
I just got killed by an invisible lady
Visible one's gotta be careful gotta be careful
I'm gonna get the flag and then we win okay and we then we win full proof plan
I am no longer with us in the mortal realm.
I have been... I have...
What happened to our plan? What happened to our plan?
Well, took and carried that.
Yep. Yep.
Yep.
Whee!
Mr. Hunch? Mr. Hunch?
Yep. And laughing... And laughing... And laughing...
What'll happen?
At what'll happen?
20 kills, 20 kills, 7200 damage and he stopped playing at the end of the game.
In no way, there are already jobless and vigorous people on this game, it just came out!
Get that motherfucker a job immediately immediately 100% if you are 20 Keg in last flag it's time
to hop on indy.com unbelievable unbelievable
One more, one more hudge.
One more, one more.
For all the marbles.
All the marbles, all the marbles.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking leaving.
You're doing shit.
I'm taking the lady, I'm taking the lady.
I'm taking, I'm taking the assassin.
At least you just scream the passes through walls,
damaging and not cracking enemies.
Okay, all right, okay.
I'm hiding the flag.
I picked bot match.
Did I hit bot match?
You selected bot match.
I didn't.
You bot over there saying we are guaranteed to win.
Gerald of trivia.
Gerald of trivia
We got one of the bitchless people in our team hutch
That's you guys. Are you seeing that?
You have Gerald of trivia on our team, okay?
It wasn't already bad enough that his name is Gerald. Okay, his main thing is trivia. All right
We're winning this. We are winning this. No doubt my mind. No doubt my mind
What's this?
Hmm.
Trivia is cool.
Yeah, if you're like 93 in an old sea dial home,
playing bingo with the rest of them.
People don't know this, but the flag is really heavy.
Running with it isn't easy.
It'll be a funny good spot.
Follow me, boy. Follow me.
I'm going to put some of my super secret.
Some of my super secret.
Some where dull one.
Where dull.
Somewhere where dull one.
I swear they just went by a great hiding spot.
There you go.
somewhere super secret where sleeper secret
super secret lose I'm behind this tree you gotta plant it you gotta play that
I did I hid it this tree they won't be on the fight I can't wait for them to
find it in the first 30 seconds of the game.
Not gonna happen, Dal.
Not gonna happen.
Let's see.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
I'm
Got me I'll be able to fail
Oh
Remember kids not to try this at home on land I get financial supervision. All right, okay
Are we ours we might be ass
He might be ass.
Lock it in.
I'm not losing this one.
Lock it in.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be.
Oh!
I'm nasty, I'm nasty, I'm disgusting.
I'm nasty, I'm disgusting, I'm gross, I've not got a rea!
There's a what, there's a what?
I'm yummy, I'm yummy, I'm yummy, I'm yummy!
Oh, ah, alright.
Alright, alright.
Alright, alright, um.
Alright, alright.
judge judge I was yelling I was yelling we might suck he's not talking we might
suck we have three kills on this team I have to you have one looking good not
looking good oh my god hold up wait a minute wait a minute next week last flag
will travel to an exotic location as we have waiting what happened hold up wait a
minute hold up hold up something they ride oh I was gonna do a cool kill today
some other guy got him okay all right okay okay yeah you do a deep
Is that really you peanut?
No, I'm a fake, I'm a fraud.
We got the overcooked legume on our team.
What the fuck?
Fuck you, but lock in!
Lock in!
It's time to win!
This guy is insulting me!
Oh my gosh, the sniper on a roof.
Oh my gosh.
Yes, unfortunately.
That old hutch is not here.
I am...
But...
I was wondering why there was bullets flying everywhere.
Are you kidding me?!
OOOOOOOOH!
God, yeah!
Oh, I'm gonna pour a potty.
I'm gonna pour a potty.
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy!
Get him hutch, get him!
Or Gerald of trivia!
Okay.
Alright.
I thought Joan of Trivia was going crazy there for a second.
We have all the towers, we have all the towers!
We might actually win this!
I'm a comin', I'm a comin', don't you worry, don't you worry!
Papa Peter's comin' to save the day!
You're not money.
Give me all your money!
Oh.
Gosh.
They're taking me, they're taking me, they're taking me.
You gotta be back to go.
They got a they got a.
Whoop whoop whoop.
Don't have been cool.
Let's hope there'll be a guy there.
Don't you worry.
I'm grabbing a.
I think I think I think we're winning right now.
We've got more squares than they do.
He's got it!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Thank you.
I
Job you don't start looking for the flag
You down you down hold on something good. We do that the whole time. Oh my gosh
I peep it I peep it I peep it
Oh
It's what all the kids want in their life look what I'm like what Gigi mom Gigi
Yes, I got him.
Keep your eyes peeled boys.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Oh, I've got Gerald of Trivia in here.
Puzzles are his thing.
You'll be able to find it.
Oh!
I'm walking the other side.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Nice!
Yes!
Fuck you, Gerald and trivia! I found it!
That's our teammate!
Oh, I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Oh, it's like I take everything I say about you back Gerald and trivia. You're greatest of the greatest of the greatest.
He was out there and the trenches would be hunched was out there the trenches rather side-by-side
I
Don't have trivia. Hey, what is this thing? What's this thing?
I'm in business rooms in trouble if flag was stolen
You learn to go flat
For tonight's MVP and you
I just need visible forever. Oh running flag a side now. I'll show here you guys go ahead
that guy I'll be fine over here I'll be fine over here and the flags in the dirt
I
Just you guys returning it
Blue team has got to be livid jailed of trivia down of trivia. We need to return the flag
I see it's a D6 D6 Mr. Hunter going fuck it I'm coming to you they're coming
Nice, uh, again.
Oh, f**k.
You see him? You see him?
Oh, yeah, I'm going for him, though.
Stay far away. Stay up at the li-
They have way more score than us, too. We have to catch the flag. We won't win the poor thing.
We're not gonna win the overtime point thing.
Huh, David.
What a move!
I'm turning!
Hold on, I got you!
I'm going back, I'm going back!
I'm going back!
Run!
Throw me, throw me, throw me!
Jail on Tivia!
Jail on Tivia, help!
Jail on Tivia!
Drop looks painful.
They got me! How'd they got me?
I'm going.
They're going for the finisher.
They returned it. Fuck.
They got just killed me with a poiler bunter.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been there. Been there, done that.
Just like ma'am.
this right back to be a man in there
all right well all right
I'll be started I'm back to split one don't need to worry
I'm gonna grab the flag again you guard on here
I'm grabbing it I'll guard you back I'll guard you the way back
Oh
Okay, all right, I just got killed with a toilet plunger again right in front of jail the trivia I believe
Like you do
like you do like you do
I'm gonna give jail to me the business if you lose this the business
I'm gonna come in I'm coming I'm in still getting shot come right to me come
right to me I'm beautiful take a
I'm not a stamina, can't go far, I'm not a stamina
Running
I'll heal you, I'll heal you
Holding on to the flag without your ability
Stop, that's fine
Got one, got one
On you
You win that, you're the best
Oh my god, oh my god
2v1, 2v1
Yes!
He has a chance to be limited
Guts of them just in time
Did they grab the flag again?
No, go go go go go go!
They come out of the flag!
I'm going.
Oh.
Let me heat that down.
Did you see that?
See!
Too easy too easy.
Okay.
If she thought her inventions could be used for the betterment of charity.
And, uh, she left.
Well, I'm gonna show you again.
You...
Gerald, what are we doing over here?
Oh my god, oh my
I do not have the flag
Maybe of Gerald of trivia would get his head out of his ads I'd have the flag
Oh my gosh, uh
I'll go through it again
Don't you worry, Mr. Hot-Time coming don't you worry about what do we do?
Don't you worry about it? Don't you worry about it?
I still have to go to the guy 90 each
to be living. The new team has the flag. They have a flag. They have a flag. I'll kill them.
You grab the flag. I'm gonna kill this guy, okay? Okay.
Are they bringing our flags? Do you see that again? Okay. All right.
Looks like the red team is thinking about taking the holiday. All right. All right.
I have failed, Hunch. I have failed, they have a flag.
Don't worry, I have yet again won my fight as you lose!
Ah, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Alright, I'm gonna go kill that guy, you wait by the table, okay?
You have 4 minutes, 35 seconds to round this up.
I'm going.
They're at their base with our flag.
I'm on the way don't you worry I'll compete it's gonna get them
mentally dead good work and work I'm with jail of trivia be a general trivia I'm
gonna kill them all take the flag back that flag drop my dad painful oh he go
go go go.
Bandi on him, Bandi on him.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Now, they have to get the flag.
Yo, we return to, we return to, we return to.
I'm going to, I'm going to.
I'm going to go defend.
Go, go, go.
Lack of a pyramid countdown.
They're all over my gosh, they're three of them brother boys go back to me and kill them all I've got the flag I've got the flag
New teams in trouble their flag was stolen
Good one
Oh my god
You have to kill that guy you have to kill that guy right now
I'm coming up coming up coming
Go go go who put a portal where we can already spawn
Oh shit.
Get your ass back here bastard.
The blue flag was taken.
Gosh, I'm in flow state.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Fuck!
And the flag's in the dirt.
Where's the playa, where's the playa?
Go, go, go!
I'm a coming, I'm a coming!
I
Have ours right now if we we grab this right now go in we have been here
I'm holding our flag not by trust my mistake
That's your house in order to say we've got this and others in here
I'm going up going up going up going
Fucking fucking fucking I'm going up going up going up going
I
Traveller hardest boss idea. I try my heart about I try
I tried my heart boss. I did boss. I did I did I try my heart boy. I really did
These jams are funky are you not hearing the funky jams? I
Would be honest the jams were pretty immaculate. They were pretty funky. They were pretty funky. They were pretty
Monkey all right besides I was on good games good games good games good games good games
Is the anybody would like to fake mr. Hodge?
Last flag. Thank you so much for sponsoring today's stream for both me and
Mr.. That's right and me and me and me mr. Peanut and mr. Peanut
the last flag in the chat right now, and check it out.
Did we see?
Do we have drops as well?
Check your drops.
Oh, we had, oh, sorry, sorry, I don't have any drops.
I don't have any drops.
Okay, wait, the last flag thing is not working for me.
I think it's, I think.
Then you can find it on Steam,
the last flag in the search bar.
All the way, why is it not working?
Why is it not working?
Is it working now?
Oh wait.
Wait, I think she probably went to the left.
Yeah, I think she probably went to the left.
She's probably doing a little something weird.
Yeah.
She probably just sometimes fucks up.
I see it a couple of times, but it's definitely not working every time.
Oh, it's she probably, I gotta figure out another solution to that.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes it just takes my bungalow and his body and just and just
sent it to zero the little piece I have.
And laughing and laughing and laughing.
All right, time for part two of the stream.
How do you join me for part two?
I got to fill you in on everything that's happened today.
Hold on, let's switch on over, then we'll fill it, yeah?
Yeah, do you want to switch over to the other Discord?
Not right now, hold on, let's stay in this one,
let me switch to my tiles and the game,
and then we'll swap over, okay?
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, Mr. Rowdy, pull the move by some more,
good man, good man.
I haven't heard anything, I haven't heard anything.
Wait, wait, hold on, let me go over here.
Hide my speed.
Here we go.
Kill something, something.
One second, one quick moment.
I'm good to go good to go.
I I feel me in touch.
Fill me in.
Give me the details.
Okay.
So I'm going to try and be as unbiased as possible here.
Okay.
I'm trying not to take up 30 minutes because this has been all day today.
So, start my day to Coconut and what's his name?
Anyways, they were saying how Cam has Waldeson and I said, what happened?
They said, and it was true that Cam,
walled in our entire base the one next to Kloaksy, put around 20 auto turrets, oh
yeah sorry cam and spin, put around 20 auto turrets, MLRS rockets inside of the
anti-air whatever to attack our minis and all kinds of stuff basically walled
off the entire grid that we live in so bunch of walls bunch of external TC's
we literally can't couldn't use that base so in return we then took rockets
and blew up all of their power off of their base after that it kind of devolved into a
situation where there was about again 25 turrets all shooting us blah blah blah we got into
a discord call it didn't go well and that's basically how that went.
Wait um go ahead.
Hold on you give me one second here you give me one second.
Hold on you give me one second.
They also put about a thousand landfines outside the walls.
Don't worry. We're solving the land mine issue to the next wipe
I'm making it so you can apparently we can't really change the price of them
We can change the price. It'll actually take the new price
We can't change the UI to say that price so people will think they're crafting it for a certain amount
And it'll be five times that amount so we didn't do that
Well, we did was even a kid so you can't put any land mine within 25 meters of another land mine
With 25 meters is about half of our p2 base
Good. Yeah
I'm trying to find this one thing. Okay, could be one second here one
Second right here. You give me one say it. Don't you rush me up? You're not gonna rush me. Are you gonna rush me?
I'm not gonna rush you you're gonna rush me cuz I know you should be rushing me
Don't you rush me?
Don't you rush me now?
Don't you rush me?
Russian don't you rush me? Don't you rush me?
Hey, yeah, you're rushing me. I'll rush in you. Okay. Hold on. I'm not gonna rush in you
All right, okay
Are you ready? I am ready. I am looking at the official rules of the server
Under Rust who did you say? Who did you say built the whole wall and turned to our base?
spin cam spin and cam are those rust pros yes under rust pro restrictions no
briefing including building brief well let me tell you from their side their
their side they believe wholeheartedly that our team, our team, Coco, Bro, and Design are
intentionally getting off the TC so that they cannot rate us. And allegedly they went to
rain our base last night and it was flying defended so like we were offline well supposedly
we weren't but who's alive I guess Coco and design we why do they always attack when we're
not online we always have to wait till they're online well that's what we kind of did you
know like this morning we were gonna blow through their fucking base and level it
But we stopped because no one was online.
Anyways, so that happened.
OK, so that's why they walled and turned it all around our base.
Like I do a call, talk to him, tried to, you know,
ease the ease the motion of the ocean.
And they were very.
How do I say this?
They know for a fact in their mind that we're doing it on purpose
so that we can't be rated.
Yeah, so this is not true. You know I hold this team at the highest of standards.
I mean, we make mistakes. We have made mistakes.
But as soon as we see that mistake, we fix it immediately.
Yeah, well, exactly. Yeah, they were bringing up some stuff about like, you know,
they removed the wall from the design, and I was like, we already fixed that problem.
We made sure everyone was off on the TC's today.
So all that should be fixed from this point forward.
Oh yeah, it sounds like an honest mistake was made.
Some people were left out in TC when we were made
Aware of it, we fixed it immediately. Is that what I'm hearing?
That is what you're hearing.
All right.
I'm good to go. We are good to go. We are good to go.
Well, there's one more thing.
Oh, okay.
They be taking a break from us.
Did you take a little break from us?
What's going on that?
Well, that was a little bit more touchy.
Basically, someone got killed.
Summit got killed.
Was very upset about it.
out it was a strange knife and did he took a bit she may be on tonight I hope
she is but that's basically what happened well hopefully she is I would
have a great time last night was fantastic you know those guys you made last
night text me they said how much of a fun time they act that was a good time
that was a good time mr. Braxian them those guys are cool I like those guys I
like those guys well I'm sure everybody will get sued over it'll all be smooth
We'll get everybody happy.
We'll get everybody.
Everybody.
You have no suggestion.
Go ahead.
I want you to take a look at coconut string.
Okay.
And go ahead and look at those, uh, that live pack.
Blimey.
Oh, that's because you guys are getting fucked on by cheaters.
That's a 26 hours.
He has not gone to sleep.
Oh, God.
It's just trouble.
Even though he was just at the almost point of death. He is back on for 25 hours. So I
Am going to propose something. I believe that the next wife
We should designate one day of the week that everyone must go offline and the server is not live
What? Because I'm not kidding you peanut these motherfuckers aren't sleeping
That's what runs all about I hear you
But I'll just say it I legitimately think we have people addicted to it like it's crack rocks
Just consider it consider it
Consider it. No, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. But also these are yeah
My budget is being good point these are grown-ass guys. I mean if they want to stay up, you know
What if we set out what if we set a 24 hour limit if we see a stream that's been live for 24 hours?
We asked him to hop on off for a little bit.
I think that's fair.
I think if they go for 24 hours in a row, no, my bugulators don't even like that idea.
Yeah, because your bugulators don't, they don't give a fuck about the person behind the camera.
Let's air feed us.
Oh, yeah.
You see?
Throw it up after popping a caffeine pill and then people fuck up.
28 hours
And
Honestly listen
These are grown ass men if they want to stay up for 30 hours
I mean who am I?
Obviously don't want to get hurt. I don't want them to get hurt
I don't want them to have any healthy issues and I'm gonna recommend that they don't do that
I'm gonna suggest I'm gonna suggest but if they're a grown-ass man and they want to do it
I mean who am I I'm not gonna go tell us a 35 year old what his sleep schedules would be
I'll recommend that he doesn't do it. I'll say hey that's a stupid idea. That's dumb and you're an idiot
But if you're gonna do it pop a little aterol that's all
I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Have a great rest of your evening. Good luck. Goodbye. I appreciate it. Have a good one.
Later, dude. Peace. Peace. Peace. Alright boys, we're starting part two of the stream. Hopefully we didn't get raided.
barely drac came into hunch the stream when we were playing last flag and said
that we were getting rated hopefully if he did get rated it's one of our side
slash farm bases yeah I lied I was bored oh hey oh hey hey drac hey fuck
yourself hey hey oh you know what actually hey fuck yourself actually oh
You know what? Fuck yourself. Hey, I'm drunk! You know what? Fuck yourself!
Okay, all right, looks like we're good. We are good.
I kind of want to go check out this yellow base and see these walls and turrets. We will see.
I'm not gonna lie to you, but guys, I was kind of doing that in the dramatic effect.
It actually does say in the rules,
Rust Pro restrictions, no griefing, including building grief.
But I was doing that for dramatic effect.
Those rules haven't been published yet. Those are the next my fools.
I was just I was just well they I mean they probably shouldn't do it the rust pose is supposed to be kind of like guiding hands
So like they're kind of scummy for doing that, but it technically isn't in the rules yet
That's the new rules that we do up for this next bike
No, no, no, no, we're not bad enough we're not bad enough we make mistakes they make
Well, I've never accidentally built the great wall of China with
defense mechanisms that would make the United Nations look like pussies but you know I everybody makes mistakes everybody makes mistakes in the heat of
passion everybody makes mistakes in the heat of passion you never know you never know you never know you never know so let's just hop on it see what's
going on. He lit out. He lit out.
All right hop it in. Let me join the discord as well.
Hello.
Hello. Hello everybody. Oh hey.
I heard you guys are having a
good day. Yeah. I heard
coconut ball rested. Jinji's
doing good. The team is doing
good. They're seven doing good.
That's what I'd like to see.
I
Got a package. I got a drop to a BB. He called me requesting some payment that you failed to make apparently a payment
He's apparently told me that you missed out on giving him some L mines and some other things
And he's asked for a box of rockets in which I declined
But I said I'd put together a little package for him
You're being tricked. Are you sure you spoke directly to her BB not
myth because myth is a very good sound. Oh my god. It's gonna rock it.
I got my whole screen to show. What is it?
I can make a ton of voices in our heads. Just launch the rocket over here.
Impressive. Voice actor. Myth is a very good voice actor.
Can you talk to him on the phone? We have a secret code.
We did the secret code. Yeah, but we also are live. We say that.
Everybody in my secret code.
I
Baby has literally never asked me for anything
There's I would have remembered that I'll even ask my buglies my bug is they're so invested in the baby storyline
Did he maybe ask us for anything?
Maybe said that you he's asked you for an L9 and a box of rockets. I
Know I remember that was something about an L9 and a baby, but that was when cowboy was selling an L9 to a baby and then
How about you to me instead that was the only time me and Hibibi and an outline were the same sentence
right
We should have a phone call. I prepared a box of goodies you can go away. No Hibibi did ask for an online
Although I remember it was at the gate. I guess they'd be too. No, he did
He asked for box of rockets, but he asked for an online
Yeah, he's asked me for a box of rockets. I was very he's not getting a box of rockets
I said, what I said was, um, I said, you know what, you deserve quite a bit. I don't know if I can swing a box of rockets.
I dropped a guy in charge here, but let me put together some of them for ya.
Um, stop on mine later. It's now later. I've heard that he's died to the turrets about six times.
Ah, good. And I'm trying to give him a phone call right now. You log on.
I'm gonna go check out the elevators. I want to see these turrets and wall that's been made.
Oh, it's perfect down a lot of it, but yeah, there's still a fuckload of shit over there.
You're broke new
Pretty good coconut heard you're well rested I am feeling good today
That's good good day for us that's always good got you out of sleep is most important
Guys by the way now that to be back I'm gonna say it again
And we will be splitting up our team on this next wipe, so some of the people in this escort
may not be on this team.
Yeah, that's fine.
Also I'm considering, and I'm pretty sure I've already decided, on Thursday I'm going
to let from midnight until the server wipe at 5PM CT, I'm going to let all Rust Pros
have the same permissions as anyone else.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Yes sir.
Unleash the beast.
I'm looking outside I see much to dog
Yeah, the birds the great birds the great last day birds also
I'm also thinking about close. He says this is a dumb idea. He says it's stupid
But since it's the last day of life on Thursday
I was thinking about having the admins build a huge base for all the rust pros and then all the rust pros go inside
And they can use whatever they want to defend and then literally everyone else in the server goes with
Spondin rockets and tries to raid them
Or maybe not spondin maybe just whatever you have in your base
Or do the opposite everybody versus the bro just try to raid
I'm yeah
I think I'm going to be better if the pros try to raid like a group of like 50 people, you know
Yeah, yeah
60% chance boys 16% chance to get back up
Rogue how's it looking?
Well getting me into the base
I don't have I don't do those ones those ones are all
wait here you turn everything on it's on ones in the fucking field dude those
are like that's like a he just made those I'm gonna touch them you know if I
can't touch you invite you do the thing I turn to the jack everybody's just
say hi to the whole chance of the film and he will be able to fight me
I can't do the answer church is going to fly in with hell it's okay to see him
right away a little bit longer boys by about two three moments I gotta see his
wall I gotta see his wall 10,000
Thank you, Mr. Kenobi.
Thank you.
OK.
I'm going to empty it for now.
12,000 blessings to you and your family.
I don't have to keep out a lot of the gates.
That was, Fetus made all those things.
He probably just didn't know.
He had killed Cloaksy and Taxi immediately.
What does it look like?
I've been trying to do it for weeks.
I haven't played with Fetus on the team, though.
And I'm a lone wanderer.
I've been empty for nine hours,
than everybody.
I can try to pick you up.
Hey, let me turn, let me make sure you're on the church
on the inside of the house.
It's just by the way, by the way, I'm going to be making
a list of everybody on our team and everybody has
on Cochise team and forming a third large team.
If you are not on my team, it's not personal.
It is based on who we think would be a great third
rivalry.
Just know that guys.
Hey, also, it's because I hate you.
Personally.
Yes, thank God.
Good.
Mm-hmm
Adding you to the inside turrets. I'd love to be able to see it. That'd be pretty cool
Of war minutes
Dr. You're on the inside. Okay, just in case I know the wife
Yeah, they have but you ain't making the cut
The one doing the cut I'm the chef
Do I do a draft instead? Oh, dude, we do a draft style like we're like LeBron James and
Channel those guys use drafts like Tom Brady or whatever the shit
They should do did you dress the basketball to drafts?
For the all-star game. Yeah, it's hockey
No, no for the all-star game for basketball. They did draft them pretty sure I
Don't know what you're talking about
I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I see him. Okay. I see I see the church stuff
Yeah, I barely removed a buckle of it, but you go to the north you'll find a wall
And you can tell where that wall was you removed it but
We deported us how to put a wall peanut
We got illegally deported out of the country as citizens and then they put up a giant fucking wall
the wall is so god damn big that it overlaps to different
there's different ethnic communities inside the wall
like people that I've never we're talking about right now.
What are we talking about right now?
What are we talking about?
I just wanna pick this fucking peanut ass up.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I just want to crack that peanut open and eat it.
Oh my god. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, don't you wait. I'm coming, I'm coming.
the way. Coming on down, coming on down. Can I take the drones? We take drones? Yeah,
we can. Yeah, we can. I'll meet you in the computer room then. Can you meet the computer
room? Yeah, I'll follow you. I'll follow you in the drone. Are you here? I'm right
I don't know where the drone is
You gotta go upstairs?
Oh, I'll show you the cop
Where are you?
I'm over here, I'm over here, I'm over here, I'm around the copan
Where are you now?
I'm over here, I'm around the copan
Where are you now?
I'm over here, I'm around the copan
Beautiful
I don't see the drone box
Where are you?
I'm here
Get away from me! Get away from me!
I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep.
Get right up here and be nice. Get right up here.
I'm gonna be asleep
Alright
Okay
We got a fucking
Oh yeah right here
I'll go outside
Alright okay, alright, yes see me in the cars
I'll take them in
No, I go to the door, they should be
ready
I found one, I found one
Fine, alright, I'm gonna show you this
this shit is fucking unbelievable you see my ass well I don't see your drone
no I'm on the roof no I'm not a drone oh okay yeah I'll go down come down
yeah where'd you go I see I see I see you come on I'm coming out I check it
out
all right we're gonna start here look at this shit with me I'm with you I'm
you. You see up ahead? Yeah.
Alright, one second. That's a
little bit of a piece. Exactly
little dribble to you. Don't
worry. Don't worry. Don't don't
don't. I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm coming out
The reason we should remove landmines we'll never have fucking remember never have experiences like that again
Are we sir? We remove their landmines? Yes, please fucking remove them
please
All right, so I'm right behind you. Don't you worry watch your step. I just have
The hover a little higher look at this shit, man
They built the wall into the fucking water. We could even swim out of here if we wanted to
What a shame
Fuck in the legally deported us and now we're out here and they're in there. What's media?
Yeah, that's that's the talent. It's uh, they put mines everywhere. It's called. Oh, my yeah. Oh
Fucking dumb name
Isn't fucking stupid
The locals of the
Well, I didn't even know that people were living over here
But if you keep going up ahead
We found random people that i've never ran into before be like, yo, who put this giant fucking wall up? What the fuck man?
And I said it I said those come soda instead
Okay, what who got those guys so mad it just keeps going
What did we there's no chance and hell we could have possibly done something that made
anyone in the world
Do this what did we do?
There's like two other random guys bases inside this guy just got fucked randomly
They were trapped they couldn't get out
We're closed in and then they put Samsung so we clean the file here if we wanted to
He linked it to their base.
Yeah, it's linked to their base.
I guess the equipment of playing basketball, alright wait, not basketball.
It's like shot pot.
He's the funniest part is none of us really use this base at all, too.
It's like playing basketball and then being mad and taking the ball and going, oh, that's what these walls are.
We don't even really use this base.
But it's still our house.
I mean, well, yeah, sure it's still our house, but...
I just blew up. I'm bad.
Yeah, we live in Minion now.
Wait, yeah, guys, I'm not insulting anyone.
I'm just like thinking logically,
they are gonna build a wall
a hundred miles long. I feel like I would...
I feel like I'd put it at their main base.
What, crazy to say about it?
I feel like I'd put it at the base of the...
youth.
Yeah, I think so.
So, I'm gonna add in another thing, Peanut.
Yeah?
Yeah, because I did all this I mean design said C4 drones and we we blew up we blew up the windmills of their
Everything on their roof and then we have all of us the shit
Wait you wait you and who main design we were like our fucking so we set
That was the one shoot the C4
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know what you see for it.
Officer, get in here!
I missed the first three and then I nailed five in a row.
Hit them all.
Officer, you get your ass in here right now, young man!
I didn't do anything for it. Are you sure?
Yeah, you did not.
I'm glad it all on me.
Apparently it all started because they tried to hit our main base again
and it was offline protected again.
Then they were like, all right, well, we can't hit him.
It's all fine, protect.
Well, we're going to keep him in there.
And she has to think, if we are not on the TC by accident
so they can't hit us, they can simply text us and say, hey,
you're not on the TC, come get on the TC.
That would be, you know what I mean?
That would be the simplest solution,
not building the Great Wall of China.
You're talking about one solution that's
Not easy than the other actually mine. Yeah
Great wall of money
These fucking walls man, do we do there's a hundred fucking PC's outside?
I paid my taxes. This is not right. Yeah. Let me speak to the HLA. This is ridiculous
You know what I said we go build a wall around there
See, this is what I thought too, but I was like, you know what what would America do?
That's what I thought. I said, okay. Well sounds like you're so pussy-ass bitch to arrest. That's right
I was over there
They were playing sports and so then we were bombing their roof top
Okay, you know what guys what if we well, I won't cook it you save a night
So you can't but what if we just I just give it to them just don't have it right now
Do everything we got at him
It was I formed all night for this peanut. This is why I didn't go to sleep. I
I was waiting for this right here coconut you fucking idiot you need some damn sleep
Fucking voice I waited for this is damn mine. That's what's happened. That's what he's losing
I farmed 160 rockets. I did it peanut. I'm ready to go
How do we get in that place? I think you're a good club and nice of the bongas good one
Wait, wait, where?
In nice of the bongas you see the machine
I don't know what they're doing, but they walled me off from my boat, and I'm like,
what the hell is going on?
I'm just deleting this wall.
Yeah, this shit is crazy.
What is, what is mine?
Mine-y-a?
Watcha give, Joe?
don't know what they're doing but they walled me off from my boat and I've had
enough so I've been breaking it for a couple hours now that's good good on
you dude
All right, all righty all righty
Whoa
Wait no way. Oh my god. Wait. Wait guys. Am I allowed to read what fetus is typed into
to the king, nice to the buggers
out of now.
Oh, I missed.
You don't wait.
That's true.
No, don't don't say that.
Oh, my God.
That's insane.
That I just ask if I can tell
I just I'm holy shit.
There's no way.
I just ask.
I ask if I can say it.
I ask.
There's no way.
That's insane.
That's okay.
I can't tell you.
How how is that what you want to be on this page? I can't tell you this is W
I'm going to get p. It is really good. It is really good. I mean
I mean what if
Hey, hey, calm down up there calm down up there
Oh
And see if I ought to walk up to this maze
That's fucked up
Survive what's the vibe
Fucking taking this drone as a vibe
Wait, wait, can somebody wait I did read on I
Yeah, I can just walk up to the base
What base oh she's based I thought this is
And let's just look at some C4 blowing here you just walk up to the front door. I'm in
I
See guys
I said we just go in with like five C4 and like hazmat suits and Tommy's and just see if we can just rub some sit out of the
Front boxes you guys down. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm coming back
Yes, yes, I'm down whatever you just said
All right. All right. All right
I can't get it back into the old base. I still can't tell you what fetus everything hasn't given me permission to say it
I'm not the old days.
Mitz just killed me.
I'm gonna fucking leave my hooker behind.
Where's Mitz?
I'll tell you what.
Mitz and I are old days.
Don't you worry.
No way you are typing in the night to the
bucket shot officer and not joining.
I'm gonna beat you.
We're removing landmines xybe it will be zero
It will be zero I'm scared we're doing the 25 meter
You're just a dig.
All right.
I'm going to grab a hazmat kit.
Okay.
He said, yeah, he said, yeah, Peter.
Oh, I can't tell him.
Oh my God.
No way.
Okay guys.
So I'm going to tell you what fetus just said.
Feast is site in the Knights of the Buggers chat.
Sadly, Twitch is giving me a seven day suspension for the
or the pirate software bit that's insane that is fucking insane
they just made it worse
he's hearing a 7 days suspension for doing the pirate software bit
that he says allegedly that's what he says I don't know that too that's what
me to say I guess I guess Barrett's law for found out
so you don't fuck with it if you weren't gonna be working for it man
that's that bullshit that's that bullshit I can shut that shit down that's crazy
dude listen guys I think you actually kind of have to respect the most I like
I hate to say it I'm not even joking I think I think you kind of got to
Oh my god. Is he banned now?
No, I think he's banned right now.
Let's go blow Blizzard up.
In the game, of course. In the game, of course.
In the game, in the game, of course.
There's a Blizzard headquarters in the game.
Well, we blew that up last night.
Hey, he just got banned. He just got his accounts gone.
It's a fucking shit.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I mean, I'm sure he's gonna get worked out, but I'll text the guys, well.
Uh...
Hmm...
That's ticked up, man.
That's, that is crazy. That is crazy.
Okay.
So we're out there farming. I'm sick to my stuff.
Well, you can still play the game. You just can't stream.
Um...
You can't play with him.
Why not?
No, we can play with him.
You can play with him.
It's not stream. Oh
I think he's right I think you can play what I don't think you can see with a band person
Oh, he's right. I don't think you can't stream with the band person. You can't listen to their voice. You can't talk to them. Oh
Oh
That's what I mean. They fucking took away our farmer. I
Mean he could secretly farm and leave a chest and wink wink and I guess that could be it, but
If he uses a voicing to change the name
Legally, of course like man free free of course Frank free free feed is just joking by the way
Just joking of course. Hey, that's something man. All right. I'll text a guy. Hold up all thanks a guy. I'll thanks a guy
I'll thank you guys
Well first actually let me let me get trade on it in on this to be intrigued by what yeah, yeah, yeah
I
Tasted him let me take my other
By the way, I'm in the c9 v2 guys want to come over we're gonna blow in see we can get we can grab some stuff
Hi
Also, is the code for this face different?
This will all be the same.
Hmm... I'm in.
Well, we need two seconds, we need two seconds.
Okay, I can't find the chat, that's not, the search bar is not working.
Oh my god.
Sorry, give me a second, give me a second!
Please take a seat.
Well, yeah, I guess you can shock a fucking dog when you can't impersonate so
well, I'll see I probably can't do anything because I'm not twitched, but
I'll see you know I'll do my best
I mean God these guys boys. Oh
Guys MB5 has he's let's do the same MB5 has he's we want if we're gonna probably die 99% chance
We die, and I don't want to be mad about it when we do die
Okay, you have to get on off right behind you
Yeah, I was gonna say, I was like, I don't think that guy likes me.
Oh, where the hell is he at?
Where the fuck is that hose at?
Oh, it's where the baddies at.
Sorry, the baddies, I forgot, I forgot the baddies.
Where the fuck is the baddies at?
Where the fuck is that baddie at?
Where the fuck is the baddies at?
I can't buy this site
We what are we doing we're taking MP5 houses or go to their base
Yeah, we're just gonna blow in with like 5c4 so we can drop some stuff at the front. We think
I don't like ladders
That sounds good. I'll see high velocity rockets are pretty cheap. What if we take like nine of those?
Okay, okay, why don't we build the right one?
Fuck it, now we build wind turbines to rockets
Let's go ahead and throw on some metal kits!
I wish Pyrosanfer was here. He would know what to do.
He would know what to do.
He worked up Blizzard for seven fucking years.
Fuck yeah, I did.
Honestly, you know what? Let's just use our satchels.
We don't give a shit about our satchels. Let's use our satchels.
I've got two C4 and 24 satchels. What will that do?
Can we blow in? Do we need any of that?
Second generation, hello?
Oh, Mr. Hidonga, Mr. Merax, my boyfriend, my good man, good, uh, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, thank you, my...
Uh, um...
Oh, a box of buckets of the BB.
All right, real quick, man. Come over here and look at this.
No water in the fridge.
I'll be back as always.
Uh...
Water.
Are you here? Tell me when you're here.
Well, wait, where? No, I'm not coming to you.
Are you at the p...
I'm at C9, G, I'm at C9.
I'm going, I'm going, and...
Two minutes was either any rock
More of
Fuck people
I
Speaking back on the fetus thing
Getting banned for impersonation would obviously be like a like a real rule that should be enforced
But it was obviously for comedic purposes, which is probably super protective
Like odd. I mean
Yeah, yeah, I don't know
Yeah, Perry, you can do whatever you want.
Oh, damn.
I'm coming.
I need some walls.
His channel is back.
Yeah, I better not be getting one guy.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I got one guy.
Ah, I got one guy.
I got one guy.
Oh, shit.
I'll come back and get you.
Oh, guys, check this, check this, check this, like, into a nice wood leg.
That's uh.
Oh.
Oh, wait, where?
I don't know.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Oh my God.
Oh, what?
Oh, no, no, my God.
Okay, look at what?
Oh.
Look at the Bunger chat
Well, I'm
From oh
My god, he called in a favor
Are you okay? So far yet? All right. I really a bunch of people been asking
The parts of what's been playing rust
And he was not when he was not
Well, I thought he was I thought that was a real part software when I joined the server the first time
I'm not going to. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm like, you're the pirate softwares here.
He might be too good. He actually might be too good at it. He might be too good.
Hey, why don't we invite him next time?
Sheesh!
What's thinking about Blizzard base?
What a bit of fucking Blizzard base.
Alright guys, get out here. Get down here right now!
negative five minutes until someone tells their chat we're coming we're just
walking over guys has bats and be fives don't bring anything important we're
just blowing through the front I've got crappy satchels and doozy fours we're
gonna see we even drums up off the front wait so I gotta go high-pitched
Come here, look at the discord.
All right, all right.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah.
This is insane.
This is my last voice.
Go down, please.
I guess I'm unauthorized on those turrets.
I didn't work out too well.
But I have a towel here and that counts
Timmy can you um did beggars shit and spot over here? There's linear. Yeah, we're down one helicopter
We are down one helicopter so far the church is killed us until they're all covered. Oh, I killed you too
Well, no, but I crashed to try to avoid it for you
Fuck I've been thinking thinking
The metal pipes
All right, we got metal pipes.
I'm on bottom.
I got metal pipes.
Do we need some, do we have any gunpowder here?
I don't know.
I need a little bit of gunpowder.
Hey, Jack, we off on this one, see?
I'd sort of see which ones I'm not off on.
Turns out all of them.
Good, good, good.
I don't know where the switch is for these herbs either.
I
Have I have 12 high velocities and
Satchels stuff. I'm gonna bring out your stuff. I'm gonna be on your stuff for you. Okay, okay. I just
Me and Tim you're gonna need to turn it off
You know shot is going wild but it's smoking the same smoking that's 34,000 hours in this game
What no way
What what do you say?
It's going well, but I'm trying to figure out if smoking is the same smoking that's 34,000 hours in this game
What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? What do you say?
What do I got to say?
Bro, are you gonna bag this is how you said you mean to bag you in yeah, I thought what you wanted me
Watch one of you just want over here. Do you need baggots, you know? Yeah, he doesn't have them
Right. I'm gonna create one for you. I think what I do
Can you
the same guy are you sure?
Yeah, chronic collector told me it's the same guy
well
Well, I've guys guys. I'm not gonna lie to you. Listen. I like chronic collector
I like his tiktoks and stuff, but there's no way we let a guy with 34,000 hours through our defense system without noticing
So I'm gonna double check that that sounds highly unlikely. That sounds highly unlikely
does have 34k hours he is putting I'm putting his ass on the bow at once I
highly doubt I only doubt that all the line
hmm hmm well it's free this unbanned really I think for you this is unbanned
No way damn peanut that was quick
Motion be motion motion be motion
Motion be motion motion be motion. Let's get guys. I did that. I did that. Oh somebody else somebody has something
Oh, let me double check. I don't think I don't think I did anything
Yeah, I don't think I did anything.
That's pretty cool though. That is pretty cool.
Maybe, maybe, well, honestly, maybe somebody's watching the stream.
I know my Twitch manager and stuff sometimes watches.
Maybe they, maybe they, maybe that's because I didn't get a text or nothing.
His ass is still bad for me. Are we getting baited?
I see the channel. I see the channel now.
Oh, you see it?
Yeah, I see it. I see it. It's right here. I see it.
All right guys, let's move, let's move. I'm in the courtyard.
Let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move.
Pull it public again. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's do it 80 seconds on my towel
Yeah
Guys nobody takes me back like I don't I think I think it's in somebody else in something
Yeah
Okay, you put back down
Hopefully fucking crazy though
Yeah, well, can you you turn off the turds
I
Don't know how to turn off these turrets like
The only turrets I'm gonna turn off are the ones that have um
Oh, no, no, no, my the channels back
But it says the channel can't stream at this time due to a violation of Twitch Korea guidelines
Maybe they're they're working on a minute right now. I guess we have enough mana
You didn't have enough mana to have enough mana crystals
When the team leader says ban for seven days you ban for seven days
It's over. It's over. There's no way it's just me and Rogi. I fucking I'm running. I don't care
I'm gonna leave all this shit
So we don't have all your stuff outside. It's out of the base. Okay, uh
You bagged me wrong outside. Oh
Yeah, I can try yeah, I'll make you more bags. Thank you guys both outside. I'm on the move
Yeah, it's only with the switch
Know how to turn off any of these turrets
Bag is far away from them.
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.
You're gonna join us?
Yeah, I'm running.
I'll be there in like 10 minutes.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
There's no way.
How'd you get over there so fucking fast?
I killed myself, we're going with hazees and toms and just kill yourself.
I'll just come naked, it's not, we're not gonna win, we're just,
we'll just see if we can grab a box or two.
We're gonna fucking win.
There's not even a chance we would have enough food!
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm running. I gave you and Timmy. I gave you one. Yeah
Peanut just give me just just give my lips to this point Timmy you're almost sorry you over here. Where's Timmy at?
What I'm running naked you xx x
Yes
Mm-hmm change the name to xx eggs. Yeah, I was interested a rusty cockroach. How you doing?
Hey, brother. Hello, brother. You ready to see said base? I'm ready to see
You're a disease that makes I've got to see for 24 cents and we're gonna lose that to see for yeah
Yeah, you know, that's not gonna throw it first. We're in stone one C4 to C4's
It is what is stone one C4 to C4's
I
The two jeep wasn't going right on the door we're blowing it we're blowing it
Where's the uh, where's the stuff?
Yeah, how many shuttles is a
I'm not gonna let him was just to be gone. Let's have to get here
I'm the pop this bad boy
We're bobbing this bad boy open, open up you motherfuckers!
I'm dead.
Good, good, good.
You're still out of it.
Damn!
Breach that fucking wall, breach it!
Oh, nice.
We going in, we going in!
Back up, back up!
I hear you, I hear you.
Is this metal or is this just sheet metal?
What color is there is it brown?
You know it's blue with clouds. Why did they put fuck you on the window like we said
Reset that she better. Okay, that she better. Okay
You know why is it say fuck you on the window? I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
I'm dead again. I'm going to blow it. I'm blowing it.
I'm coming wait wait wait I got it I got it I hear somebody inside yeah I'm gonna cry
about it we just turned out the turd just turned off the turd just turned off of
myself oh shit I'm back on I'm here I'm here I'm almost dead I'm almost dead
yeah he go he go he go you should be speaking just enjoy this I got here I
it again it's close one it's close one we're kind of doing pretty good this is
worth it that we make it I know it's we blow this TC right here just take it we
hold up wait do we can that would be kind of massive wait wouldn't that be like
huge for us I play to blow back in yeah you really blow this one where is it oh
my god hopefully this splashes through the cage I don't know if it does you take
it you take it to right the cage there you go one of the right one left one of
the left. Okay, let's see the one here. Oh, I see. The one over there.
Wait, up in there. Stop it. This is going fantastic. This thing is kind of being like
a skin up here. Oh, guys, keep you on ass for a second, bro. He thought she was getting
Broken I broke it. I broke it. It was turn on the right was turn on the right. You see it
It's close right closer cage like literally up
I see I see it. Oh, yeah, it's up. It's up. So what time you go? I'm gonna give it to I'll be convinced you
You kind of wait till it turns off you can hear the sound they have to return to the malfunctioning
It's gone. Oh dude away. No way take the job. Oh
Oh, we see like she left she left you always break this week this week this week this
Fuck it. I'm a sad look back
Oh my god, oh my goodness they break
Oh
Hey guys, I can make it back. I'm here guys. You're a geeky on a quig
I'm going in kill it kill it kill it
To me did you kill him? Oh my god. No way. No way. No way. We're coming back. We're coming back
Grab the LR. Grab the LR. That's better than what we're gonna get
I'm coming boys. I'm coming
He left this helicopter we're gonna get a free helicopter. No, you guys take anything you can you take anything you can just get back
No, we're gonna get run away with that
Well, I'm gonna feel our and then I'm gonna grab the helicopter
All right, well, I'm just up there like over here. I just took it. I just leave on garbage leave on garbage
just garbage so I'm going to try to make it a little bit very good very good
picking up it to me I'm coming back we're gonna try to pull that door the
I'm going to get the left let's
let's get the LR. Give the LR.
Oh my god.
I died. I died.
I'm dead too.
Well, we got a free helicopter.
Might make sure I get out of here with it. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool
He landed mine right next to my fucking bag
Dude jabby boy, not do jabby
Hmm is our stuff still there do you think someone's taking it?
All right
Well, we gave it our best shot. I think the entire you boys like we could probably read that just like that
Who's on right now? Who killed you guys?
Kiki on it. Not even they have they have
allies that defend their base outside the place if we rated Kiki on his base and we fully took it over
I'm down. I'm down and then we have not only we have one less person to fit in the base
So we have a raid base. It's huge right next to it. I've done that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down that ever said
I won't lie to you. It is gonna be like a B1
But she did kind of get in our way
She's gotta go
Just gotta fucking go man
You know we kind of got to we that's kind of the consequence of defending a big guy like that
You know talking about that's kind of the consequence of defending a big guy like that
We kind of need to take you out before we get the big guy
Yeah
All fairies they love it more all there and love it more. Okay going back to main
I'm kidding up sounds good sounds good sounds good sounds good
I'm bringing to M249. I will take her base use it as a fob for closeies base, and then we take those base
Nope
That was a good test
That's the move. That's the move. That's the move. I'm just gonna see if I can run in there and grab some
stuff and kill Kiki
No shit, I remember I placed a shitload of landmines right in front of me yesterday
I have about two
Few of the consequences of my actions
hmm hopefully not hopefully not we will get lucky maybe we get lucky looks up
we're kind of get lucky oh my god we might make it
fuck you Kiki run and hell and die I said fuck you Kiki run and hell and die
I hold on don't you be yet?
Hope she's here with kiki
Yeah, why specifically said get some bitches. Okay, I was I heard booms
Towards my home. Y'all have a wooden gate
Oh
Y'all have a wooden gate
What would come over here call you poor?
God said poor as you bring it down the property value of the whole block
We live as you we live just over there and you are bringing the property value down wouldn't get
or
Hey, hey, hey, are you saying or no, I'm saying
or
brings down the run up brings on the property value what?
Having no
Kid at play
All of who's his bald guy
All right listen Nico, I'm gonna be the guy on your back
I
Was locked in it lock it in
All right, okay guys, they have all their guys they got T zones folksy
Fuck who else did I see?
Zones coaxie that's a group chat message get popped
I think so wait was it
Subin was there Nico infinite T zones and coax he was in the front. Oh, yeah, you got a lot of guys on
I
Okay, okay, I think we I think we bomb Kiki back for the stone ages. What do you guys think?
That's gonna be an 8B whatever defense that's gonna be almost impossible, but yeah
We out. I didn't know they had so many guys on we're gonna be kind of fucked
We don't have all we don't have everybody on a has got a delicious meal though. I just got a delicious dinner
Okay
We're ready to go. We got we get it
I got I got the boom. Oh
We got uh
36 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30 33 36
37 39
I mean, uh, for every explosive ammo, uh, I have like 40 something.
May I propose something?
What if we have a raid base on the opposite side of Kiki's base?
Look.
Oki and his team.
Can option I from the top and then we don't even bring the rockets and they
keep coming and coming and coming and we keep going and we're going and
we're going and we're going and I love it again.
unlimited kick-lunch. Good job. Okay, so you want to set up a base to bait a raid? Mm-hmm.
Then when we got going on them, we really played it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm.
Don't we need to bring some boom, though? Well, no, we don't need to bring any boom.
We just go set up the base on the opposite side of Kiki so they can't, so
Coaches Team can't see us from their base, right? Mm-hmm.
And then we just bait them to come out.
If we don't shoot any boom then they won't ever come out.
Let's bring eight rockets.
Okay.
I'm bringing it.
Delicious by the way.
Eight rockets.
Wait, Timmy, do you have empty inventory space?
Yeah.
We have a lot.
Meat and noodle.
Did I do that?
Oh, I guess they're stocked.
Hold on.
You gotta come there.
Meat?
It does that.
So you want me to build the base and then we just pretend like we like role play. We we we oh actually I learned a new term the other day we
Larp ha warp now. He's all right
Yeah, we we be LARP being
Six seven six seven
type shit
I'm sure that we're gonna raid but we actually don't until they give us a ton of kids then we rain
Yeah, okay. Yeah larp 6-7 or whatever
I've been catching up all the on all the new raider on terms
Larp is my newest one
I'm gonna be out here anymore. This is important. I have to turn on that
Mm-hmm. Oh, it's good. I like that. Thank you. Thank you. Oh the coffee or steel successful
helicopter seal successful the officially game with our mini
Here we go armor easy to guide
This one
The hollow site
The fridge is over here this claw machine
Jimmy you got more inventory space. Yeah, I'm gonna hear
I told somebody to join you
I
Hate this fucking sucker thing man
What's that good thing this like thing we have in our base when you drop we just
sucks it up yeah I don't like that either I don't know where it goes it just
goes away forever yeah we got our pipe and we're gonna call it former I think
our pipes are clogged
absolutely divide
I have been working on my figure I have been working on my figure you don't get
this temple without some hard work okay buddy you think you can achieve this
temple I just lazing around highly down that that chance it's just unfair you
you obese whale. Fuck you.
Mmm.
Is that a scrappy?
Not that I'm aware of, no.
Okay. We're gonna have to run it.
We're gonna have to run it.
Yeah, yeah.
All right. I've got my stuff outside. Let me know if I need to carry anything.
Yeah. Uh, could you come out to open Corpina?
I could have done it before.
couple more noodles like you do. What kind of noodles are you eating? There's
cylinders but they're twisty. Twisty cylinders like a tornado. You know what? I
like bowtie because I like to grab one and put it on my neck and pretend I'm
a waiter. But I'll eat this too. I like tortellini. Yeah, tortellini is good too.
totally totally totally totally we go all right I'm in open core it's about to
see nine in the other base oh well over here
I'll bring it over here.
Let's sort it again.
Wait, when we hit,
it was Genji, it was Genji at Peanut Space a few days ago,
and said rape action was on the,
but the base was taking damage.
Hmm.
Hmm, a kitchen domain drinks.
Long ammo. Oh, yeah. Can you come with us to the raid?
Okay
Simply why simply just honest boss if simply just fucking died doing you with simply stuff
Just like about the roof how many goes I'm gonna go scout. I'm gonna go scout she was crack a lagging
What are you doing you weren't scouting
I'm scouting. I'm scouting. I'm scouting.
He's scouting.
Okay, we have no scouts. We have no scouts. No drones.
Oh, let's go on foot.
You wanna come with me, Rogue?
Mr. Rogue?
We're gonna go scouting. We're gonna see if we can kill Kiki a couple of times.
Oh, just troll?
We're trying to get some kids. We're trying to bait them out of their base for some kids, yeah?
out yeah yeah yeah all right Timmy you ready you're here now I don't keep on
this stuff a bit you see that get a sniper don't bring it out I'll not all
right now I'll not I'll not be able to fucking die they're both the both the
both the you bought a four are you ready out yeah we're down we're down
where's that helicopter coming from oh what you think I think it was
Is there anybody who can bait and tackle you on someone else's bait?
Wait, do I need to pick up this backpack?
You guys can do it.
I'm gonna put it in it.
Who is chasing that noodle with bread?
That's how you're supposed to eat noodles, you jackass!
You give the rocket some bread.
You chase it with the bread!
Nice.
Alright.
Oh, please take a man of a more pretentious way!
Good man!
Good a man!
Thank you, Bob.
Why don't you teach him how to do it?
So, fat word.
We're here.
Alright, let's do this again.
I'm very attacking Kiki's base.
base good good be careful row there's lots of landmines out here and there's
also a helicopter be very very careful don't want to hit any landmines
because they are strategically placed and they will fuck our day and ruin our
surprise that's right we're not surprised very careful don't follow me I
always run into
The helicopter's turned that way.
Did he take it from the ground?
You can take it from the fucking ground and go kill him!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my goodness
Oh
Are we killed you guys we get out
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I'm gonna make you like a wall.
We're down, we're down, we're down, we're down, we're down.
Kill another one, kill another one, one of the roof, watch out, one of the roof.
Oh, it's one, closer.
Okay, bring right.
Bring right, he went right.
Oh shit, oh shit, I'm getting shot by the turret.
I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna go down.
Oh, I got shot by the turret.
Ooh, there's one on the roof right there, be careful.
Oh
We forgot those guys two kids yeah
Like you watch you watch you
What's right there you what I'm left with well, I mean he said watch me what's wrong
What the other guy just sit there?
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I go for the other one or just go out with this?
Just grab the other one too, I got you.
Okay.
Move it up and move up.
Double head shot, double head shot, I'm low on one shot.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Let's do this, let's do this, too.
I'm gonna die.
Yeah, I died.
Oh, God, an edge.
Oh
Okay, we go
You were so close you were so close you were so close
I'm coming back rogue. Don't you worry big man? Don't you worry? I would get out of there if I were you though
they're probably gonna kill you. They got your number big man. They do. They know about me.
They know about you. They got your number. See if I can sneak my way in and grab a little bit more goop for the road.
I
Little bandit group before we go
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna get I'm good. I'm coming
They're on the roof
Shit
I need that stuff God see I did stuff God well, they pushed out and why just killed one so that's good news
That's good news. That's good news. We can have some naked people trying to get up. I'm dead
I'm my rocks when you said bro be careful. There's line. Yeah
That's what the bodies that oh drag get out of the base quick and grab it. I'm 20 seconds on my bed
I see like they all pushed up. There's like it. There's five of them. I
Killed three and then there's another guy on me who killed you with the rockets. Oh, I clunked it. Ooh
That cloaks you man. Let me tie he is always ready
He's always ready
That's your shade. That's your same. We almost had it too. We almost had it
Should we go counter the helicopter do some hazzies?
Yeah, we could we kind of helicopters you can get some to see get some kids out of this
Get our kids back and get some more
I'm fucking down
Though they might within 25 meters that shit is cringe as fuck might as well get on Minecraft
so many good points being made so many good points when I think of
Landmines that are 25 meters apart. I think
Minecraft is that what you think we're wrong. I'm gonna say words and then you tell me the first father comes your mind
Okay, I go my mind's had to be 25 years apart
nerd
Minecraft you dumb, are you dumb you?
You an idiot
I'm gonna say again
I'm gonna say random words that you two in the country mine right where my 25 meters apart
Minecraft. Oh, dude. I would think the same thing actually. I think the same thing that guy actually might be
That guy might be a genius that guy could actually be a living breeding genius in my town
I just feel honored or should I reach out for like statistical analysis and and idea creation you think
Yeah, I could ask him to like idea creation. I don't know if he's hiring. I mean, are you hiring?
Yeah, honestly, we could if I could just work for that guy if I could just smell him once
That some of his genius
They rub all over me
I mean what if what if you don't want to be taken as genius and rub it all over us
Someone brought us a good point. Uh-huh
You know what? We don't really win our like late night like raids. Yeah, why I'm talking like the close ones
If you don't have our four four point seven or
Just you just don't think she's not here like just take away from the actual strategy. That's true. That is true
Oh, yeah, they're shooting shots out here at Hullie.
Yeah, I'm gonna come out there and kill all of them alone.
And you guys are gonna say, Pete, you're the best.
You say, Pete, how did you get so good?
You guys are gonna say to me.
Wait, those guys are right?
I'm on my way, boys.
I promise you.
Who the hell put a key lock on our locker?
That's good, that's good.
Fucking asshole.
That's like some...
Oh, I gotta go up here to get a kid.
Hold up, I have an empty fortnight.
Oh, what, why don't we do a big battle to make sure you...
Get him, Timmy, get him.
What do we do, we do a big battle to make sure you...
No, no, no.
I'll see you in the morning after you use it.
Fine, Timmy, use it, use it, use it.
Wait, they have the Hollywood...
Are they already having it?
Yeah, we got the Hollywood...
Oh no way! No way!
I'm gonna kill him, too.
Those are my pipes.
If you take that backpacks, you're boomed backpacks, you know.
Oh wait, no.
Oh, I'm getting a phone call.
Do you have all this stuff inside?
Controlling Helly! Controlling Helly!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bounce, it's bounce.
Controlling Helly! Controlling Helly!
On the right, 330, Timmy. Coming at us right now.
320
2 2 2 2 2 2
How do I see this?
I'll call this
Where they at?
I see them
I see where you're in
Not good
Move in that
On to him
They're gonna be on our right
Yep
Go go go
He stashes somewhere by the way
By the way, I'm gonna set the base up.
We can make everything in here.
I'm gonna get these guys up.
We'll be quick.
What was that?
We're on the way, we're on the way!
Oh my god, that's a lot of AK guys.
I
What of them snake me from their base, ah fucker that little fucker
Yeah, I can't find that base you got a guy on that roof. I'm telling you they are roof camping professionals
Like I remembered them saints. Oh fuck. He spotted me too early. Oh, no. Oh, no
Oh
They have control right now for
You should be tea to be tea
Find me behind this bush
Hell is going on over there. There's a deer fighting up or
All right
the big one over there is a big purple blue one the zesty one oh my oh my
goodness oh oh oh 26% chance boys 26% chance all right and right
As they're behind you by the way
They're behind you at the military
You do you revive you wrong I'm like right here. I have 20 seconds
We're saved
Where is that?
Come on rogue! Eight seconds!
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Thank you, good sir, thank you so much, thank you.
Give me, give me extra stems, I need some stems.
Is that your one here?
That's right.
That's right!
Do they have all the loot from this side?
There's two right here on the left and full metal.
Rogue, right here on the left.
Full metal full metal bolt-axe everything. It's very much to one sixty one sixty one seventy
It's going into like 170 170. Oh, yes. You might see him
It went twice it went twice. Oh, they're also behind us again. Oh, there's two there's two over here rogue
They're all out more. Yeah, they're all eight roaming around. Oh
My I don't you
I don't want to speak. Oh, I don't have like top tier loot the other top tier doosie
We got two bolt actions and double tap them
Yeah, just just just the bullies. I don't know what do you think we should do?
My every five again every five has he every five has he
Be fun has you and see up on the left side. Let's flake left
I forgot how to do it. I forgot how to do it.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
Are you finished?
We have the clip. We got the one clip.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
That's not the code.
Lock it in.
You're gonna kill me.
We can put it that's not the code folks. We just be running straight in on this direction again
But I placed a good idea on the landmines you yesterday
Hi
You change up. We'll go this way. Yeah, I see one right first right first right first
Back at both of them. Oh, that's it. That's it moves. It's a boost. Oh
Sorry for my moustache man
I'm just holding the handle. So if he does something.
Careful.
Who just did that?
Uh-oh.
You saw that tree.
Okay, Timmy. I didn't want to try to do it.
I'm going to demo this wall right here on your right.
I want to peek out through the front door.
And you're going to like peek.
You saw that tree. He's this maximum healing peanut.
Okay, Timmy.
Yeah, should I put a bed down?
you're gonna be a poshie
the eggs are running up on you peanut
get out of here get out of here
get out of here
there's crack there's guys over there
those guys have crack over there
the guys from the east have crack
there's guys from the east have crack
the guys from the east have lots of crack
the guys from the north have lots of crack
quick I could use some
pistol ammo I forgot to bring any
I got a little
oh Lenar has some
I
You can come in
Are you gonna thank you this oh my god?
That's all I really got. I mean the only other thing I got was an AK and some ammo
And what you just like
I'm sorry, I'm off the roof. It's coming out of the roof
We're trying to get you guys home. Sorry. It's been taking a second here. They're also watching our direction, too
There's like literally a momma line or something
You're here to pitch them up
No, cuz I didn't find that either you guys in that business
I might be able to help you guys
There's about six guys on uh, you know they're
That's right by one of them
Head shot him on the roof
That's the guy that's shooting me I think
Guys we need help, we need help over here
Yeah we're going, we're coming, we're coming, we're coming
I need ten seconds, ten seconds is fun
I don't think I have armor though.
I have an AK I'm reeling for you Timmy.
It's in the center, ok?
Hit one on your roof, hit one on your roof.
That's not right here.
Look that T.
Hey Joe, one up there!
One's in there.
They're low, they're low.
Keep going guys, keep going.
Timmy ready?
I'm on this floor, this floor right here, right above you.
Ok? 3, 2, 1 go.
My god
Yep good Frank good Frank
There's more beds you can place inside the thing
Hit him on the roof what
I got killed. He's on top of your building again.
Okay. What are you doing? Timmy, we should do that again.
I think so. Give me a second. Let me give you my bed.
When you get a pick, when you get a pick, Timmy, I mean, you know, we're going to push this.
Okay.
I got you. I'm banking in this box.
Oh my god, wait take this take this rock watcher
I'm gonna just rocket it get back in
I'm gonna demo it. Oh my god. They're on me with empty for not. I'm gonna die. There's like three out here
There's like three out here
My god, dude. Oh
They got me. They got me
Yep
Oh
What the fuck
You got a few ones in the force you can get the force to your northeast. We're kind of out of commission right now
I need a gun
Call!
Can you put that ramp right here?
On the right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a bitch!
No way!
He got this second egg rabbit!
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out.
Suck it!
Oh.
Get him, try.
Open the door for you.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Get him!
Woo-hoo!
Get him, get him, get him.
Here, where's the mirror?
Here's the chop.
Yeah, we're inside the roof.
You're getting real get a set. Who is that talking your time? I don't fucking know.
Oh my god, okay, there's only an MG. Can I grab that?
MG 49?
Let me tell you what, you want to come first for me?
You know you you peek roof. I peek roof? I'll have an AK.
I mean that's the best gun. What do you mean? No scope. I got no scope on an AK.
Okay, tell me I'm gonna open for you. It's two doors, okay? As we're gonna have nightmares
in two, we don't. We might just want to stay. No, no, I need to just fire up the auto turret though.
I'll take the eye vision.
M24.
The hell is this base, by the way?
Why would we build a base over here?
You told me to.
I said, on the other side of Kiki's base,
they can't see us from the roof.
Kiki's base is like D11.
Oh, well, you guys kill.
Come on, come on.
Come on over here, kid.
What are you gonna do?
Hold on up.
It ran the base right here.
Give a pet in here.
No, I didn't. Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Yeah.
Maybe I don't know.
I swear about the night.
Oh God, guys, we've got a pig.
This is my domicile.
You have no right to enter.
You have no right to enter without a war.
This is my domicile.
Oh, go, go, go.
He's going to get down.
He's got us outside.
We got to open back up.
Stay back. Stay back. Stay back.
Oh
They got me doors open doors open close and close it close it close it close it close it
We're gonna we're gonna oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. She don't shoot me
You close that secondary door, I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna go for it. Okay. Why is she bring me?
C-Max, C-Max, C-Max, C-Max, C-Max.
I'm holding him, I'm holding him.
Oh my God, I'm on the fucking code for you!
Okay, got it.
Oh my God.
I could too, I could too, I could too.
No way!
Uh, Jimmy, jump off the roof after you heal up.
You won't expect it.
I'll keep opening the doors for you, send them.
Tell me when you're ready.
Go come for me.
Don't be here, don't be here, don't be here.
Yeah.
Bro, you gotta keep this.
Tell me when you're ready, peanut.
Uh, uh, uh, I'm out of there.
I'm dead.
I do know where you're at.
I'm coming boys. I'm coming from different direction. I got you boys. Don't you worry
We're bringing the juice!
We're bringing the juice boys!
Okay?
I'm gonna open this door right here, okay?
Okay.
No, no, just pre-rocking it.
I'm gonna open it.
3, 2, 1.
Where's your meds at?
Any hit markers?
Who plays with me the juice of that meds?
Yeah, where's the rockets?
Oh my god.
Rockets right here.
I got random needed they ran I'm needed inside
The whole time
You know Timmy they're gonna be in there might be intended to be covered come on first floor come first floor, please
Get inside me behind you behind you behind you behind you
Okay, Jimmy now
You have to fight fifth. Are you yielding me? I'm gonna open this door right here. Oh
Second second
You're gonna blow us dude. All right, I'm gonna open it three two one
Waldo you gotta Frank them to 90 they're gonna be to 90
back back back back
under under
go go go
oh give a go
oh my god
okay
alright you're gonna have to go crazy
alright can you open the door
come on up from a different angle boys
can you put a wall?
no I can't I can't
listen I'm gonna crouch I'm gonna say crouch
I eat the first bullet
I'm fucking dead Timmy
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Wait bro, do you need a gun?
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
I'm gonna give you a customer SMG, okay?
You sneak up under the guys from darkness.
You guys are so alpha?
You guys are so alpha, these guys are alpha.
These guys are the alphas, these guys are the alphas.
We're fighting with the alpha crew, the alpha crew.
I'm gonna suck it.
I'm dead.
We're the Knights of the Borghans.
We sneak or do we run?
You sneak.
Seeks, seeks, seeks.
It's like six or seven.
Six or seven.
Mm-hmm.
Was that roof?
Look here.
You each are my game up.
Little cheater.
What's up with my bathroom?
Point blank on the building.
One on the back, one on the back.
One on the back side of the building?
Back side of the building.
I
Was pooping pooping it's a clue. It's a clue
They ran away
This is just crouched in there
We tried to me we gave it all man
The turret killed me.
I'm going in. Is he inside the base?
I didn't hear no footprints.
The base is gone.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I am fucked up.
These guys are alpha chads.
They fucking blew it up.
They blew it up.
This game is all they have. Without this game
they have to play cheaters and rust
all day long without this game.
You're not going to be wrong
without this game. You're right.
It's going to crawl for it.
Are you
alive in the building? Oh, she's
in a guy outside.
We sneak in, he's sneaking.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh
Wait, oh, I like you guys
Oh
I actually hate these guys upon reconsideration I see these guys I actually
you got there they're terrorists may be even maybe even could be a racist who
knows so but it's probably better than we don't take a chance shoot up let's
Let's leave!
Guys, I just got a full battle kit with an AK.
Wait, how?
Did I get a lead?
Oh, yes!
I know!
But I need this stuff!
I need this stuff!
Please, please!
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!
I need this stuff!
Please!
Got a full back to the AK boys.
Gonna pull back today came was I am back in business. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need this stuff more than you do
Okay, have this stuff, but have this big sense. I can't even use it have fun. Go. Go
I won't be in vain
Hell yeah boys one full metal kid back. Don't you worry poppy. That's always got the plan
I
Always got the plan. I like the guy I like the guy
What's going on over here?
Who are you?
It's my stop now!
What?
He's my stop now!
I'm taking the back back!
You like that?
I can't even leave the base.
I killed two innocent boys.
Well I killed two innocent bystanders and just got a ton of sheep!
He's got an LR300!
Things are going pretty good, pretty good!
I'm back, I'm back, sorry I had to go to the bathroom.
I just heard somebody say, I just put landmines around their house and then he hit me with the rocket gun.
like you do like you do all right boys I'm coming back fully stocked we have won
the day we have won the day the day is ours very night mm-hmm
What's that?
It's hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Somebody join us, my friend.
You've won the day, gentlemen!
We have won the day and claimed victory over
Kloxie and his legion.
He's just been there stuff.
Like killing innocent people around his base.
What do you say?
Pablo, any spare stuff on you?
Well, I got some spare stuff on me.
Where you at, chief?
You want some of that juicy goodness?
You want some of that?
Puppa peanut ooze.
I love that. I love that. Let me
give you all my ooze. Give me.
Oh, God. Get over here and take
this ooze. There. radiation,
radiation. Follow me, boy. Follow
me, boys. Alright, here you go.
Here you go. Good. Here you go.
There you go. Mm hmm. Papa
Any heals? Oh yes of course. Papa Pina provides. Papa Pina provides. Also takes up against his mouth. Papa Pina provides.
Now we're on the move. We are on the move.
So what is the move? Let's kill a straggler. Let's kill a straggler, 100%.
Gotta watch out though. That roof camping team. Oh what the hell?
Oh
He's coming back he's coming back. Oh
Which is what they thought the hell is he doing?
What though? Oh
He's a wizard
I don't feel safe.
Holy shit.
I
Ain't one three times
Oh nice nice nice
He's got an L9.
No way, no way!
What the hell are you doing?
You should kill him and take his helicopter.
Actually, I think anybody just saw him flying away out of the corner of my screen.
Do you know where the first guy flew out?
We were in the first guy's lab.
Wait, wait, did you get the hatchback guy?
You got the hatchback guy.
Did you get him off the ground?
I
Don't know I don't know why he flew out and forgot
The whole comes come back
Where we kill this who again you guys got you guys up on the hill above you guys peanut above you directly above you
That's your job about a peek down on you. Tell me about them
Get your job moving I'm moving I'm moving I'm moving
I want what dad would dead
If you hug my side
That's my last kid bro. Can I just get like a little bit of armor and a gun back?
I'm looking, I'm looking. The guy in the helicopter.
Who pulled out?
I killed, I killed AK.
Got another one, got another one!
One more.
Mother move, mother move, mother move!
Yeah, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Why is there just helicopter flying on the air?
I
Was me good to suck in the stuff
The other guy should be dead right here is taking some there is taking some there
Okay, I got back to me by the major. I don't know where the hatchback guys up to the helicopter
We were based we were based we can make actually we know we got a base right here
What the
Where's the
What I shot another helicopter helicopter she's like right here
I don't see you but I'll see you
we could see have gone did you guys see him fall down to the sky and die
where do we where do we where do we fall to you may see he's been just fine
around everywhere take him out peanut on it mouse out it mouse oh oh shit
fishing success good work boys good work out there boys
got a nice night hello
what's the least of four son hey did he die
I'm not seeing his body boys I'm not seeing his body
I
Know where to go where to go
And people was just you the crash helicopter right here
It's all good I got more oh, oh, sorry. Have a good one. I'm going sorry about that jeep
I think they were trying to wall you in and I got caught the crossfire
What did you do?
Why would they want me?
Like I understand you getting walled in.
No, no, I understand you getting walled in.
We got caught in the crossfire.
That's what happened, Pico.
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you, pal.
I'm watching you.
Oh, AKs, AKs East.
I got a bug in the depot.
Grab this, grab this.
did you put myself I don't think I should roam with out line right now
probably not I have an extra bolt he needed we he's gonna fuck him you take
this bulldozer you did this bulldozer over here this in this door me mm-hmm I
I dropped the thing. Your hands are big.
You want to be sure.
Would you like to eat? Yes.
This is our house. Officer, if you do not get on right now, I'm going to fuck you into oblivion.
How are you feeling, Peanut?
Never been better. Never been better.
I feel fucking good right now.
That's your body releasing life saving endorphins
in your last couple of moments like people with frostbite so that you can
feel really good for the last three minutes until you die. I feel fucking
incredible. I bet, I bet. Just letting the guys climb the mountain while Everest
feel real warm. I feel fucking awesome. I bet. Come outside Peanut. I'm coming, I'm coming.
I am coming. Bro be careful there's a lot of people here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We need you. Follow me. Follow me. Oh, back next to the war zone.
Yeah.
I mean, there's nobody shooting her.
Can we hear this?
I hear those shots. Are they fighting or like more? You guys also fighting or something?
Well, we were fighting, but we took a heyatus.
Yeah, I've been running to the last 25 minutes.
A temporary heyatus.
Or whatever it's called because we're in a depot.
Oh look at the sign. Burn the nut. Yeah so that's racism.
Would you not be tolerated? Okay. Would you not be tolerated?
That's pretty wide. Fucking gross right now.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I didn't want to say this publicly, but since his rust server started my showers have been intermittent
Your what's it been my showers have been intermittent. How many showers for 24 hours? We've been
less
Anybody is anybody right now?
Yeah, I
I
Got food peanut. I got no food back. I stand out. Well, I do got these taste of green pineapple if you want to buy
Are you snacking on them right now? Well, I'm snacking on them. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. These taste green pineapple. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. They're delicious
Hey, how they coming in? How they coming in?
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
You gotta fucking hell
But they're shooting 120 they're shooting 120
I'm going in
Hold on I'm in there like swimwear. Yeah, I've been fighting this whole time. There's a ton of people there
Who were right up that new butthole
My god
self-mouthing
seven story
Couple hooligans on the outside
See the actual I push it
See the actual I push him
Oh, he bought that with his shield
What?
Here's a sniper now right now
three dead, three dead, three
dead. There's one more. I
maybe I can be I. Yeah.
I hear a mess.
It's inside the base.
I was a bitch
That is dad okay, okay unratable base
How about that big man
WHOA THIS GUY THAT TUNNISHED!
BACKSWIN BACKSWIN!
Oh, I was going to jump the guy.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm low ground or no?
Oh, it's fine, we're low ground.
YOU WON'T OPEN THAT DOOR AGAIN!
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!
BACK AWAY FROM THE UNGREGBLE BABYS!
TASTY GREEVED PART HAPPLE!
I got one holy shit. He just needed to fuck out of me. Oh
Hey
Hey, you're getting pineapple for you sir
Another day's green pineapple for you
Shut your mouth in there son. You shut your mouth
You shut your mouth in there said shut your mouth
No, you should know you shut your mouth you busy me out
Have you up there boys. You got any ladders?
Figure the dimensions of this base in the dimensions
Yeah, calculate the trajectory of the base from the top to the bottom with meters per second then the velocity and then will require the
Rockets and blow through the middle talking about the force
Yeah, why have them take a pair of scissors and cut off your foreskid and eat it
How about you shut up in there?
How about you
We're coming in this base tonight!
You guys better...
That horse is...
Stelik.
You guys are dying today!
To go back to Fortitude!
I'm on it, officer!
Now listen, I'm gonna peel back your Fortitude!
Fortitude coming there and fuck you, silly!
You think you got an un-radiable base?
Dude!
You disgust me!
You disgust me. You disgust me. You're garbage. You're garbage.
You're not coming in son. Open up boys. Open up. Open that basis
before I blow you. I said open that basis before I blow you.
don't make me repeat myself.
Oh, I'm going to crack this open like an egg.
I'm going to crack this base open like a hard boiled egg.
Get the sustenance out.
I want you to send out one naked representative
I will beat to death if you do that we will not raid you for two more hours
You get the digital two hours for every naked person that I could beat to death
Hey, hey, you got you got me mainly at the music
I want you to bring out
Hey, what's the what's something that like kids people
You send out a naked person that I'm in the mall to death or I'm gonna pop this base like a cherry
You son of a bitch!
You send out a naked motherfucker right now or I'm blowing you!
I'm blowing you!
I'll blow you so fast you won't even know what's happening you scumbag bitch!
Those are four of the eight bad words I know!
No
shit fucking fuck you like that you fucking
now I'm coming back
and I'm popping this thing open yeah
I just did some penetration right outside of it buddy
Doesn't look like it
Thank you good sir. Thank you good sir. I see it was to turn
No, no guys guys that they're shooting me from inside
Okay, are you okay? I'm fine. I've never been better. I've never been better
Thank you. Thank you. Good shit new staffs back. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm on a tree. Thank you
Maybe we should read these guys. You should put a hundred percent ready these guys. Oh shit. Get down. They got a pillory. Oh shit
Why don't we bring C4 and seven to help let's do it. Let's do it. Okay. Fuck you. Okay
Alright, don't worry. We'll escort you. Alright, you guys got this
Got it coming
From super super far away like I don't know how far
I fucking see him he's 70 70 got it yeah 65 for me he's by the window he's
under the sign of the peanut sign yeah I see him yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think
so yeah he's wrong in a shoe he just opened the door over here
Our clothes in there
Here ever could he be ever could he be
I see a fucker
Hey, missus. I'm at this point up from my side guys to your north. He just starts
He's right here at the tree line right in front of me two people two people
Wait!
Right in front of me right in front of me two right here right here right here right
Left left left
Right here
Yep that's him that's him
Look behind the same barricade
Two men
Look behind the same barricade
Two people
What's going on?
One dead one dead
Oh no I'm already down
And run pal and run
You stand no 10
Oh my god you're so good at holding them
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Very nice.
I'm coming. I'm coming back boys.
Oh dude. Don't do that. Red rover. Red rover.
Oh my god, this is pissed, holy shit.
That's two naked people coming from my direction.
Two guys, over.
Wow, it's just trying to shoot at me.
You guys shot at me, please.
I don't want to shoot you.
Kill him! Kill every naked person! Kill every naked person!
I'm killing him.
You're friendly.
Why did you shoot at me?
kill these fuckers we're on the roof watch out we're on the roof roof we
got roof roof roof we got roof track track track track okay there we're
together
hold here I got the roof I got the roof
at least the eggs
bring my backpack out
right now is it you drop it
turn on you turn on you turn on you how do you not see that oh say you
you're right you're right you're right you're right thank you good
Thank you very much kind sir. Yeah
All right, let's move we get all the goop. Oh
Yeah, I got one gun all right, gentlemen our work here is done
What the hell was that?
Rover Red Rover
I gotta go to the bathroom
In the middle of nowhere
Guys guys full AK set full AK. So oh, that's yeah, that's
I'm back
Out of here by the way boys out. Oh, sorry. I got one more
Hey, yeah, I do it. All right, let's go back to make you get a blue. Let's go blow these things
We have rockets I've seen on C9
I'm jacking this kids ride dead ass no cap
honest I cut my mom I'm jacking his ride
hop on the back mr. Kimmy hop on the back you're gonna be my lover
We wear black vests and we go to bars and be kind of racist
follow me boy follow me
to get the boom show these guys what we got
oh man what we got right behind you to me
just want to hug on to your waist
I think I think you can actually
might smell you and shift them back
oh my god I can't
You say I get the moldy tree coconut. What are you left you coconut? Do you just kill me on the fucking thing?
How the hell would I kill you rug when you crack into a tree coconut? Do you just kill me?
Oh, but I mean what I do you were the one trying
Let's ride
You smoke it to me
I
Actually
Oh my god, okay, I don't know you where you've got yourself an ace pilot you've got yourself an ace pilot here son an ace pilot
Perfect execution I did not I don't know they did
Oh, they did home safe boys made it home safe
All right, I
Said we grab some rockets boom that day. What do you boys say? I see guys
Honestly, you know what can I say can I go a little crazy?
Can I say something a little wacky a little while easy crazy?
I don't even know if we do this like regular. I say we take our new our new two minis on the top
grab should see before we lay on the roof we blow down
I'm down with that.
I'm down. I'm in.
Alright, let's do it.
Let me be the distraction on the horse. I'll come front door.
Alright, pick me up on the mini.
My apologies to be the jerry.
I
Should have followed you bro
Yeah, I just I've been in the space like once so I get a little lost okay, we have two samples that enough I
Think so
Up in the heli boys. We might as well give it a shot. We also have about
18 stacks of X the lambo so
You want to fly peanut with me to P2? We get just some rockets. We just fucking just send it
No, I don't want you to do top down. Honestly guys. I said we grab. Yeah, we pop down it
Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What if we do this methodically?
Can you guys all guard me indefinitely for your time down like there's no way right?
Can you guys if you guys can guard me I can get in that maze easy
We're bringing I'm a bigger HLM G and just like six sacks of expo
How much is how much how much how much x-lo is it for one garage or cook it up?
It's like 128
Is that true boys that true yeah on 28 you doors are expensive. I got 12 more for you here
Where'd you just get rockets? Well, let's stop by the other
Yeah, let's save those for
trust me on this one coconut.
I have over 500 hours in this game
coconut. You are just an amateur.
Did you actually play Xbox for us?
Yes. Jesus Christ. What the
fuck are you doing, Peter?
You're like a closet like control. Can you I'm sorry boss? I was just having fun
Yeah, I got you. I got you. I
Mean I was just having fun, but like but now big PC was I
Will say though, let me tell you this coconut. I bet I could beat your record or whatever the fuck you've got I
I didn't get rated for 176 days
That's probably nobody was on the server. No, no, it was max pop max pop from the day Xbox rust came out a
Hundred and say visit that I quit forever by the way for the day Xbox West came out until a hundred and seventy six days
You did not play console
I was the biggest, I was the biggest base on the server for all 176 days and the only reason we got made it to day 176
is because my own teammates betrayed us.
You got inside ready by your teammate?
Well no, but we let a guy build a massive base next to us because he was chill
and then there was another team raiding us and they ran out of rockets and we were on our last lives.
We were like, oh, thank god, they even had like 10 more, we'd be dead.
And then our teammates right next to us go, oh, you the one, let me just give you 60 more.
Actually, they got us.
And I quit forever
Yes, yeah, put it down. I put it down. That was many years ago. Whatever whatever
Xbox rest came out
Guys, there's a world where we're gonna get rated right now
you know. What? What are you
pissed? He was, he was, he was
screaming about peanut and then
he just had the game chat. Uh
Mr. feels bad. Is it time?
Well, ask him if he's tried
sucking me yet. Maybe it'll
make him feel better. Let me
ask him. And I'm gonna try
to suck me.
very viable. He might be able to make peace.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Sassy now wants to suck.
No, no.
You know what? We'll just leave it up to mystery.
We'll leave it up to mystery. That's the special part about it all.
Ooh, you're playing hard to get.
I'm playing hard to get. I'm playing hard to get.
That's how I catch feelings.
I'm going to fuck you so hard later, I'm going to take you out to the nicest restaurant
in all the city.
I'm going to say waiter, if I don't have the best damn wine you have here in 30 seconds,
I'm going to come.
Waiter!
Wait!
TOR!
Waiter!
Me and my beautiful Dave Drack will not wait a minute longer for your finest wine,
I will say.
All right, okay, uh, I actually like didn't really figure out what we were doing before we started talking about having sex
Guys were blowing mid space up
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah top down top down
Okay
Are we need boom we boom wait, I'm gonna grab six stocks of x-bow to get to an alpha now
I got some C4 to for you here behind you. Take a dig it
Here's 12 X flow. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Oh, we have 780 X boys that is that enough
It's a gamble
Is that enough boys? It's a big gamble
But if we can catch them with their pants down we could suck them off
Let's go come on get in the hell. Let's do this shit
Oh my god, oh my god, officers online officers online. What is he actually just typed in the chat?
You guys are no options like one of my best friends in real life in real life
He's not I won't listen before he gets you. I'm just gonna give it to you straight. He's no a shooter. Okay. He's no
All right, but he's fucking funny
He's fuckin' funny!
I'll tell you that right now.
If you need someone to raid the base, I'm just not your man.
But if you need a quick chuckle, okay?
He's your man. He is your guy.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm the guy. Can't shoot straight.
He's fuckin' gonna make you laugh.
You sure? You sure?
I'm gonna take a little break here, because I'm not feeling too fuckin' poggers.
Okay.
You just gonna eat that stuff for a BB, Peanut?
No, I'm not gonna eat shit for a BB.
Well, if you want to give something to a BB, I'm telling you.
Well, if you want to give something to a baby, I'm telling you or if you want to keep it for yourself
Is it me if you don't have to turn off the turns
They were cool with the baby. Yeah, we're cool. He was like a bazaar I guess
So we're giving him a box the rockets
Yo, if I'm not gonna libel, it's just me
I was a turd
I thought I was fucking muted bro my bad house on a myth
I don't know what to do with that one!
My heck, fuck fuck fuck!
Wait, is Mith out there?
Yes, bro! You think I'm just moaning for fun?
Hold on, real quick, tell him to stay out there.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I killed him, I killed him.
No, dude!
Officer! Officer!
Mr. Officer, you are joining the best team on the server, Mr. Officer.
We cannot lose.
We never lose.
Look there.
Now listen, I gotta figure out the way to draw these turrets.
We get you over here.
Hey!
What the hell are these?
What the hell?
Last hit, last hit, last hit.
Damn.
What the hell?
What's this?
Officer BB at C9.
C9.
That's really fucking cool, ain't it?
Kill yourself.
Get some of the games before I need you, dude.
Wait, what does that mean?
You said get ready, bitch.
You're fucked down.
I tell you, they're gonna rate us.
They're gonna rate us?
Okay, well then, we need to get...
We need to set out these turds so you can obviously get quick.
I found a battery in here, but there's no switch.
Nobody knows where the off switch for the turds is?
No, I don't even know if there is a switch, bro.
Oh, the design does.
He's the one that off...
This is meeting up with the jungle.
He just said the code word bamboo.
Yep.
Yo, I think they're going for our P2 base, guys.
You sure there's a Scott howly there's a Scott howly the wet in the ocean. Oh no
Ginger you're here
Yeah, we do leave one for me we have to leave one for me
The hostess guy. Oh
Fuck this board real quick. It won't let me get it off myself sounds good
I'm figured out a way to get these turrets off don't you worry officer don't you worry gonna find the solution
There's gotta be an option somewhere
Look should I kill myself and go to the base and be sure I'm a really fun game how many turns we have here
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You see where these go
Yeah, we'll be back. Let me back you
We're back. He in the base. You won't be relieved because you'll die. Oh, I
Take this I'm gonna be spawned
No, I just put it into a box. I can't hold anything.
Then we're officer, I'm leaking your Steam 64 ID to the whole world. No worries, okay?
Good, good, good, good.
I gave you the bag, it'll be five full minutes before you spot it here.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Swirls, whirls, whirls, whirls, whirls.
Walk around and see who I can harass.
Good, yeah, harass as many people as you can.
Alright? You see someone having a good time? You fucking, you, you intervene.
Do not I mean if you see a single smile now, I'm even talking just a small grin you get in there you mess things up
You understand me told her sir. Yes, sir. Good. Good
Makes you run by the base with the horse and say yeah, I took your horse
We're just what that you guys that you do currently I
I
This is bullshit
They're having a set up somewhere
Fucking idea. I got an idea thinking that might be just I have an idea
I think that I thought it was jungle so maybe
The opposite maybe snow this snow is the opposite of jungle if you think about it
Stupid bitch
I'm thinking biomes
Yeah? Have you ever heard of a desert?
Hot and cold?
Oh!
Okay, so what's the opposite biome of a jungle?
I, I, I, I don't know.
I don't know, chief.
Okay, you got me.
You got me.
I, I, I don't know.
Wait, scrap it!
Wait!
Oh no, that's a schnuck, a schnuck.
Uh, dude, where?
Wait, what am I doing?
Why am I doing right now?
Oh yeah, okay, I remember.
Harder than ship, harder than crew.
I'm getting to the bottom of this. I am getting to the bottom of this right fucking now
Let me tell you
We have found one auto turn I can turn one auto turn off
This is fucking bullshit, where's Chris yet?
There's a hazmat guy outside of our base?
I'm in a hazmat inside.
I hear, I hear, how do you tell them all about our base?
Hey, is the, guys, we can't get officer in the base unless we,
What's this room?
That alley?
Oh, another auto-turn two, we found two!
two. My bad for the for the
testimony. I genuinely thought
I was muted. Oh, three, three,
three. Oh god, at least we know
you feel good today. Four. You
had yours today.
Attention, attention.
Dude, Chrissy and Rainbird are
professionals. They would not
build this without a switch.
Hundred percent. I found a ton
of the of the turns on
the chat. Oh, we've been. Oh, you think I'm going to be here? Okay, we're good. We're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Pleasure to ask him where the switch is to turn off all our turns in the global jet.
Yeah. Yeah, probably not a good idea. I'm sorry. I'm coming to pick you up. Where
I don't give a fuck R for a shit I don't give a I can pick up pick up no I'm picking officer
up he's my lover you touch my lover I'm gonna touch you fuck you so hard you
don't even know what day of the week it is time to be so deep in your right
You'll be calling for it on removal services
All right, wait officer time of the jet time of the jet
It's a say see see your favorite slur, okay, oh
Bad slur all right
Hmm
Why can't buy oh, well, can you give me lead into the lead of the group yo?
Fuck whoever that is eat shit and die forever
It's rain oh, oh shit. Sorry my bad. Sorry. Not you rain. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm happy mommy. I'm happy
That's crazy. They hold up rain as you just got here obviously you might just get yourself and
We need to figure out how to turn off all the turrets because I got an officer coming. I need to authorize them on all of them
You know what the switch is?
Oh
Yeah, there's four different circuits because you have that many turrets I
Can I can turn them all off out I can get them all turned off right now for you. Okay?
All right, you do that. I'm gonna go to authorizing. Are you good by the way wrong?
Okay, come on come on down. You gotta figure out how to get your TC deterrent
I'll be boy. I'm gonna die. I'll be bad. You know, I'm gonna be one of these fit and all use the same needle as me
You have AIDS now. Oh
Here we go, where'd we get you on the TC?
There you go, you're on the TC now
Yeah.
I feel so proud.
Then.
Okay, then we,
Follow me officer, don't you worry, follow me.
We're gonna get you.
But let me see you use the baseboard as well.
Let me see the base code, okay?
So you know how to do this.
Not showing the screen, right?
Well, I'm not streaming right now.
So.
Okay, good, good.
Okay, there it is.
Okay.
Right.
And then you just put, you'll type it in one time
and then from the other door you'll just miss the button at the bottom that does the real
he does the last code did you do it right man yeah that one off already thank you
you're there oh for oh for Marys all right let me go find a ball five minutes until you're done
and then and then plug them back in for you sounds good sounds good thank you miss red bird
I'll see if I can find a ball actually let me find all these shirts okay yep yep yep
get out the door one right there one right here
Okay, all right, there we go
And we're making progress
All right, don't worry I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking we're cooking boy. We are
I
Can be a drag wait to be infected on the top ones
Okay, good
I'm looking for turrets. I'm not sure where they're at
There's no turrets out here
Don't worry. Don't worry. Great bird. The turrets are like
How do we get to the turrets on top the ones at the top of the open core?
Oh, found him, found him.
Oh, you got that.
I got that one.
There we go.
Alright, now we just have to get the ones outside, I think.
Did you get both size open core ones?
Yeah, both open core ones, yeah.
I think the last time we got it at one job side
perfect
I'm just don't you worry you'll be safe
Did you get the one to message on the roof?
Yeah I got the one to the cage on the roof
I'm just gonna go quick quick quick quick quick
Bring that vagina over here
Don't walk outside, don't walk outside
Oh my you, my you
Hey, designed on a pretty good job patching up
Design is a very good.
Some of you ex-tenors, the cage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a good learner.
You should keep him around for sure.
Yeah, I play that. I play that.
He's a good man.
By the way, I'm getting word that coconut fell asleep
in the discord.
When Chris is on later, I think she wants to run
another business proposal by you.
Yeah, he's been streaming for 28 hours.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
What'd you say, Ray Bird? What'd he say?
When Chrissy's on later she wants to run another business proposal by you.
Oh, sounds good, sounds good.
How I get up here?
Can you push me?
Thank you, good sir.
Alright, then I think this is the last one right here.
Don't worry, you'll be safe in no time, I'm sorry.
Why'd you bring me outside if I'm not locked inside?
I'm not locked in, but I want you to die.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wow, professional builder, wow.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, Mr. Rain.
You are an absolute pleasure, Mr. Rain.
You've pleasured me greatly.
Officer, has Rainbird pleasured you with his services?
Have you been pleasured, officer?
I don't think he doesn't talk in the game yet.
We should show him the sucks.
Officer, he's as rain bird pleasure you!
So he gets a good, good pleasure.
Officer, can you beat the game?
Hey, every time, try and talk in game.
You can just, you can just move your mouse up and down to tell me yes.
Officer, it has rain bird pleasure you, so basically.
Oh, that's a good, good, good.
Let's bring it around.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
Let's bring it around down real quick.
See!
All right, let's turn those turrets back on. Thanks Mr. Raidbird.
Okay, let me wire them up and see if he dies. My pleasure, dude.
All right, officer, come with me quickly.
Me to die? Yeah, every time I try to talk in game, the game freezes.
Uh, well, maybe it's because you're ugly.
Maybe?
Maybe. I guess are we doing this raid? It's coconut fell asleep?
You can't read without coconut.
Kind of like, war guy.
He's kind of a hard carry.
Yeah, he's kind of a war man.
Mr. War.
Mr. War and Blood.
Did he just say how good he felt?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was lying.
Yeah.
Mr. Officer, I'm gonna need you to come with me.
We have to do some reconnaissance.
All right?
Quickly.
Reconnaissance quickly hide my vagina, please you know you keep to that vagina out
You're gonna be my little base slut
You're gonna be my little base. Let you understand me. You understand me use you just some slut
Oh, you are you?
How do you get that jump? I'm guessing it's like crouching. Yeah, we hold on traction. Then you jump. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Oh
I see
Where'd you go? No, no, I'm happily through. I'm in the open court
You would above me
Excel second
Hey, I need to go through and open all these doors
The hell did you go?
Where's coconut at the bottom floor
You come up here, you come up here.
Oh, but where are you?
Hold on, this easy as easy as possible.
Go ahead.
Right.
Into the reconnaissance room.
Yeah, Billy, he's 100% asleep.
He popped a fresh six, Billy.
This is our reconnaissance room, Mr. Officer.
We have a base target for RAID.
We're going to do a little bit of reconnaissance
on the room.
All right.
Now you must remember.
Okay, you good, yeah? No deaths?
We're all good, thank you Mr. Rainbird, you're a good man!
Mwah.
Oh, he's dead.
I was rain- I'm not rainbird, I'm sure.
Shift to go up!
Control to go down! Never!
Press the spacebar, lift your finger off of it.
Never press the spacebar, okay?
Sir, yes sir.
Oh
It's just out of someone died right now wait you hop on the one I just hopped on
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
All right, you want to click the 5 5 5 1
Okay, you know what you see something
Yeah, yeah, you see me you see me
Have you started to see static on your screen that means you're going too far and you have to stop
There's a guy in our tree lines.
There's a guy? Where?
Oh, I see him. I see him. I see him?
Yeah, I see him. Okay.
He's a shit.
We're going too close. Let's snipe you right out, officer.
Be far.
He's moving towards Clonesie's base. He's right behind the tree line.
I'm gonna try to...
You think he's geared?
Yeah, he is. He is. He's good.
He's cross behind a tree?
You just knocked me out of the air.
Now I'm flipped over.
Hey, Timmy, thank you next to us.
Yeah, I did.
You flipped my drone over.
Um, your flip?
Hey, what?
You flipped my drone over.
I'm right next to you at the red base.
the red base
the yellow base
oh they're sniping at me
I'm going to it
You see me?
The helicopter base, the big red one
I
Shoot
That's much much much would you see what you eat?
No, no, no, no, no, hover over me. I'm right under my render. I just saw me obviously
Are you that sense? Oh
Yeah, I was right under the drone you just mauled
So you're gonna go ahead pick it up place my down and set the ID to 6666
Now she'll be gives you another drone that asshole
Then just set the ID to 6666
I
Do we have any CCTV cameras? Yeah, I was ready to do it right before six is for six is I did that
All right, we have no more CCTV cameras to me just destroyed our last road
good work good work that's what you like to see oh I just found it over here
let's go come on up here come on get this bad boy set up here we go we're
back in action
I
to the
you fly back over to be alright
yeah you yeah
yeah
love you
Mr. Goddard sang my man good bye good bye
Thank you, my boy. Please, thank you, brother.
And Mr. Fire on my way, Mr. Speedy, Mr. Trimble,
my son was not fed, good, I'm fed!
Thank you, my boy. Please, thank you, brother.
Don't you worry, we'll raid that myth-hoole again very soon.
Alright, let me know when you are airborne.
Who are you airborne with, officer?
I'm airborne with...
Well, yeah!
I'm over the red base.
Oh, gotcha. Alright, coming up next.
I see I see it
Control control control
The base we're going to raise over here
I don't know if we're gonna be able to reach the space, this might be too far.
Ah, it is. It is. We can't reach it.
Let's see if we can get close enough to just see it.
Ah, yeah, we can't. We can't. We'll die.
Alright, let's go over here.
Alright, hey, Jimmy, you still outside shooting. We can give you eyes on the people.
Yeah
Officer trying to stay on a site and we just see where they're at
Yes, you would
Always has a mind of mine
Eagle eye and fat cock coming in eagle eye fat cock coming in
I see one right here, so let me ping him.
I cannot ping him.
I'm flying right over him.
If you see me, I'm flying right over him.
We're going to go get some grenades and drop it on him.
Get some grenades and drop it on him.
Yeah sir.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of cock for me.
mandatory cock inspection every Tuesday.
Over.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna go over there
and we're gonna drop five grenades on that guy.
Blow him to high heaven.
Come to say that fat cock.
Yeah.
Come to say that.
Got the grenades.
All right, you can only drop grenades directly down. You can't throw them
Which out of the base we land on
Also, we can just hover over it really high and drop it we might be able to do without a notice it
If we keep distracted from doys and sign
I
Yeah, yeah place to repair the drug too shit, let me get let me get some drone repair tools
No worry, we'll handle it. We'll handle you also need a runner out there to grab the stuff and we do kill him anybody anybody want to volunteer
Where's the air z anybody to volunteer
Let me uh, let me go repair these drones
Can you be the naked runner?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Timmy's gonna snipe and we're gonna drop great job that we need sort of pick up the stuff
Okay, I'm for
So why can't I ping anybody can somebody tell me that I think anybody
You know, my middle mouse button stop paying in is that
Keybinds
Wait too many pings on map
You ping mouse three, that's weird. I don't want to do anything. All right coming on up
I wish off she got five I repeat five bombs you ready to get back you left click
to drop it oh shit oh my Jesus Christ officer Jesus Christ always get max
height we'll be get max height we'll drop on him max height max height max height
yeah he's only exactly spot tracker you ready to grab his stuff will we kill
No, I'm across
Kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself in the games. He's brought over here
No, so you're not actually looking directly straight down. It's a little bit below that as well
Yeah
All right, let's get this fucker. Oh, it's you day. You should get down down down
Expander whatever. Oh, she's you to be oh shit
Oh
Maybe he's stupid. Maybe he's dumb and stupid.
I'm on him! I'm on him! He's in the way!
Shoot me, shoot me.
Can't get both of us. Can't get both of us.
Oh, whoa. That was a really good one. Where's the other one?
He got you?
Oh, should I get something else to do? Oh, yeah, he's gonna get me.
get me oh my god it's over it's over it is over it is over oh my god it is over it is over
oh my god it's over it's over it's over it's over it's over
oh no what
i don't know yo it's so close to i i got within like like two feet of up
All right, okay, I'm done playing the crane simulator. Let's go ahead and do something else
I don't hear how the balance is on the rock.
Yeah.
Come on.
Sorry, I take it back.
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
That's a tomorrow, bro.
That's tomorrow, bro.
Let's do, let's do, let's do, let's do, hold up.
Well, we got the, we got the, we got the volume up.
I already have you at 200, by the way.
Your mic is a little low.
His mic is kind of low.
That's weird.
Hold on.
Look at my stuff.
How's we jet?
That's a good cover story.
All right.
Uh.
Yeah.
That's a pretty good cover story.
I'm not sure.
All right.
Mm.
What you got to do?
Let's do it.
Well, okay, what's all right? Are we are we are we pulling top down on myth base or what?
Come on guy
I just killed myself and I'm naked. I was here for a mission
We got me officer Timmy drag trains out did you hasn't spoken a while and coconut fell asleep at the computer
Got four guys
There's been better raid squads assembled
has been better raised quite simple that's true I would better vibes though
hmm
you're right there's on
flexes on is it but I don't think we have to make a new thing
no we have one more slot let's get let's get frex in here
is in road leader
I'm leader I'm leader
did get frex in here you want to go raid
These are for you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all should be me at Obigor.
I'm gonna try one of these.
Alright.
Hmm.
Okay.
Alright, let's get you kidded up,
so let's get you lookin' grippy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir, yes, sir,
while we came before I get banned tomorrow.
Alright, let's-
Yeah, probably, probably, probably, whatever.
You gotta take fortune favors, the bold officer, fortune favors, what?
I mean, for God's sake, Hassan said that the United States deserved fucking.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about?
I can't make a joke.
Come on, give me a break.
Give me a break.
I would do disgusting things to find out against
I'll be do
I
Call that
Yeah, we're the baddies it though
We're the baddies it though
I'm gonna give you an MP5 you play can't control their games yet
I hear you go cheap take this
I'm not the best in this game, I mean it's okay bro, I'm new as well, don't you worry.
Take a stack of that, obviously take a stack of that.
And then we'll do, see here.
You need, okay so we have, wait we need you armored up as well, obviously fuck it just
wear a headband too.
You go.
I'm popping it.
Officer, do you know how this game works?
No.
That means a little bit.
I haven't played this game in a long time.
Do you know what this is?
Do you want switches?
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
We're making progress.
You take four of those, and those.
And then also, here's walls you can place mid-fights and blocks in one.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
What's up?
Take this.
Sir?
Yeah, don't pop it yet.
Pop it when we're quiet.
It gives you an extra 20 HP for 20 minutes.
Fuck you.
You've been here for 20 minutes or to get me banned you motherfucker
Yeah
20 damn minutes, I'm already getting bad
Um, alright, wait I got it.
What are we raiding?
What are we doing?
We're raiding myths on raidable bays.
Oh, okay.
Um, okay, I want to top down it with Explo-ammo- what do you chief for?
Yeah, give us.
I don't want to go all the way over there again.
Oh, Mr. Kershman's advice, I'm going to find someone good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
I
Okay, I should we do yeah, oh yeah guys if we could do if you guys can guard me we can do expo easy
You guys just have to guard me real good like
The trauma hardest. All right boss
30 I cannot guard you was that base was that base big enough to lay the scrappy on top I
I
Don't think so. It was pretty small which we need to do with three minutes. We have five guys
I've come in on a horse. I use the roof
That horse could fly I don't think you get to the roof G
Pegasus the biggest is good. Yeah, okay, so it will take two minutes you go over on a horse
We land somebody takes the mini flies down picks up into the top. Okay. Yep, and we have one chance this don't die
anybody that does die we should have a designated guy that flies back down and
picks up dead people who want well what happens to be guys I can fly but it won't
be fun for a frex you be the designated guy that picks up dead people and if
frex is dead Timmy you're the backup and then the bulls were dead opposite of
back up back up
We're doing it. Oh, they're gonna know we're coming myth is a
Metagamer
We are known for that me and him
Are you medicking too?
Hell yeah, it's the fucking best
That's the first accusation we got against XUC
We're gonna need like three LMGs wait, can I not shoot this much ammo with one LMG? Is it gonna be that fast?
50 bullets I think with LMG unless you do M249 it's a hundred
Hey, we're like under about the break of it
We'll just use our guns just make sure all your guns are maxed out too with the repairments
If we need to use backup guns
I'm just going to get a healthy one.
Yeah, let's go find an AK.
I got my skin on.
Wow.
Alright, let's go.
all right let's see boys lock and load lock and load
lock and load do they have benny's or any chance
uh yeah i can do this
i'm fucking back
oh perfect you're coming here
we're fucking ready come on
oh coconut you're back let's go
i'm back what are we doing
we're raid we're raid we're top down it
ready
As you get uh Frank you have to pick up both coconut and mr. Drac
Yeah, you talk to me. I'll make sense. That's a low
That's pretty bad that's fine boy that by that by
Don't worry about it.
I'm also sick right now, so that's part of it, too.
Yeah, you're ill.
Yeah, I'm ill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
OK, let's do this.
Let's do this thing.
All right, are we running over?
No, no, no.
We're taking two mini copters, and then he's taking a horse for some reason.
And we're going to pick you guys up.
Wait, we only have one mini copter.
Oh, shit.
OK, this is not good.
Wait, hold up.
Wait, wait, wait.
You if you fly to the
Second base it was at f3. I'm pretty sure that's where rogue left his helicopter if you fly
There's a mini on main base main base like a seven or a p2 p2
Anyway, who can fly? I'm pretty sure there's one in f3. So if you should fly with one person there f3 with those f3
F4 f3
We have a major there. I'm friends. We cook it up. You hop in and you fly hug on your back with me
Yeah
Oh
Somebody ladders if what you guys can be glad is back there
If you think there's a mini and f words like out in a field
I just don't know I don't know what you're basically going to do that's where you drag where did you
which you never really thought yourself and then you respond what's wrong with that
oh p oh yeah yeah and who bases that what's that okay you see that down there what is that
it's like that's like that's a stadium man oh it's a stadium it's a coaster thing oh that's
Oh, oh shit, that's the pink one over there.
Disarming.
I don't have letters learned. Can't make them.
I can't see shit.
Oh, let me turn my game up.
I can't, I can't, I just gotta lay in the darkness to fuck it.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm laying it, I'm laying it, I'm laying it.
Alright.
Where is the other cop pad?
I just tried to look for it.
You were scrapped is?
No.
Thanks though.
Fun Scrap.
There's 200 Scrap right here.
I don't know why we're looking for a mini Comfort just at the base.
for a mini conference at the base.
That's a good kid.
I got it.
Could be having them scrap to just buy another one
or buy a scrapper or something?
We could.
Let's take this base for some scrap.
That's what we'll do.
P2 guys guarantee me.
Guarantee mini?
Fuck it, let's go get that.
We're going to take two minis up there
and we're going to have Frex fly up and down.
Yeah. How many ladders are we in?
I don't find it.
How about it Jeep? How about it?
How about you Google?
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Let's ride!
I got this.
Who's that guy?
Oh my god
Holy shit
Is the holocaust okay?
I heard an explosion
Holy shit that was a landmine
Wait wait wait wait wait
Oh man
Oh I'm not gonna be able to find that
Oh shit
Holy
I hear something
Scrappy in the air above us
I've got x-bow ammo. Don't fucking do it
Officer you outside. Yeah, he has a drink. I can't see shit
Are you still gonna go down the hill you work? Can you stay up and work your way down? I'll go with my way up, okay?
I'm passionate Billy. I passed it
you boys all right we got the heli you kill that naked person I killed him good
but fuck that guy yeah he distracted you as cock my crashed that day was very
big and we was back and he was shaking where is his head of guns what it's on
the wall those peanuts would be lights delusional 30 hours straight a leg
I thought it was a bunch of peanuts that went up and fogs are falling for this guy
and I'm the Pope you're the Pope's lover yeah just yeah
Yeah, baby, get out!
Fuck you! Get back in your base!
Fuck you! Oh, hey, how you doing, play date?
Fuck.
Hehehehe, alright.
Hahaha.
Did you come to see the top of the unicorn?
See, he's right there.
No, I just actually jumped out of my helicopter.
Have you seen my helicopter anywhere?
Especially when all of a sudden that happened.
And she was really mad.
Down here under my dead body!
Oh, there it is! Eggs!
I still don't know why I get this.
Alright, I'll be back later.
I feel like a lag spike.
Have a good one, Play Day.
We'll be back later.
Check it out.
Play Day.
Give me your PC's.
It's not dog poop.
No, I'm trying to pick something up instead.
Maybe.
Before like picking up the mic.
It could be devil or double bottom system thing.
That's fine.
Check.
be double the balance is something that's why
don't worry coconut you're fine with an ace pilot
i feel so fucking safe right now nut
you should you should
a little mini little mini nut wrapped up by a big nut right now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Don't
you worry. I'm in shit. Don't you worry coconut. Don't you worry. I get you home safe.
Why do we come here for?
they're many you fly that we go back okay do we have any metal fragments up
here nope no no metal it only sees metal furniture pretty things right yeah
only metal okay you boys we got one thousand metal fragments as well
Yeah
If follow me we're gonna pick them up
Hey, um, all right freks an officer you guys see or get to the roof and
Drack and Timmy you guys start walking on over
Well, we get inside we get inside we are getting stied
By the way, I heard from the guy that we that basically last night that we missed six bunkers and all the boom
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking they were kind of poor
Well, you guys ready somebody without me. No, you were there dumb ass
It's been up for 30 hours, so it doesn't feel like it
You were literally there we actually made him twice and you were there for both of them
The base they were just this type of an ad
Oh yeah yeah yeah the snowmother fuckers yeah
Yeah.
Braggsy.
You missed your shit.
Yo, you missed six bunkers and the boom, they said.
I said we'll come pick it up tomorrow.
Well, first let's raid myth.
Then we'll go back over there right there.
Okay.
Yeah.
You guys, like, figured this out?
You guys know what you're doing?
Nah.
We'll just wing it.
Okay.
Is this for stupid?
stupid oh my god did I think she's so much officer fat ass I've heard so much
about you oh yeah I just heard that you just dropped your weapon off the roof
good dog good dog all right well I have to pick him up down below they might have
to have to go do something about that um okay I'm a horse and I'm ready boys okay
all right let's go get off his weapon and then come back up apparently that
You're not authorized on that turret.
So you, you, you, you, I see, I see obviously, you know what?
I need more beds anyways.
You run down and I'll pick you up outside the gate
and we don't get shot again, yeah?
And you grab your gun on the way.
I
Cook it if you take that one
And you pick up who do we have come up to the roof again was it Frank's?
You you pick up friends. I'll pick up officer find you done
We need repair the helicopters we have the metal
I have the battle on me.
Put on the cocos.
Oh god she got you.
He laid down here.
Wait there's a scrappy over there.
What the hell?
Who's that?
Yeah, I got it.
Who knows?
There's a scrappy over there.
I want you to prepare when we get on top of their base.
I tell you there's a good time to do some prayers.
Do you have a hammer on you?
I got a hammer.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do it.
See you're right now.
Jump on the hammer.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir
Over here exactly hey Coco
I'm on him with you
You might have you know to me get on the back of drag
you drive Timmy yeah you drive you drive are you ready up there I'm fucking ready are you
ready to rumble I'm fucking ready I'll let you see all right coconut and freks you guys
fly up there first just in case it's a turret that way you guys die we don't
okay on it sir yes sir not cuz I'm not cuz I don't value you guys's lives it's
because I have all the x-bow ammo and I don't buy you guys lives it's right here
to the east it's the one that has the big side of it already
Oh, she give me a beat
Oh, shit, they're on the roof. They're on the fucking roof.
Oh, shit. They're on the fucking roof.
Jump, jump, jump, jump!
There goes a helicopter. There goes a helicopter.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Officer's fucking dead.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Officer's dead right here on the side. Oh, my God.
We're getting inside. We're getting inside.
Hey, welcome home.
Hey, let's get a door out so we can get cover.
Let's get a chip.
Officer, don't worry. We're gonna complete it up. All right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I
Both of our minis fuck. No, just one just one. Yeah, let's go down
You guys are only chances to hug her on the floor is this all available. I don't know I come on the food
Okay
Should we be at the beat of the thing
There's an explosion
Yes, I do didn't you
Okay, Frank's voter voter screen go to my left this guy's got a side me this guy's gonna
I think it's gonna get the grab the gun put up. Thanks. You're gonna eat your mouth. Thank you
I'm getting extra. I'm getting extra watch door. Can you shoot at it? What are you left on your left?
Just go right here. Okay, I'll be sitting down there right now
Wait to me where directions
She's gonna come do not come do not come
If anyone can hold those guys off the hill I grab the helicopter from the bottom and fly back out
I'm sure that she just wanna be up there.
My God.
I'm gonna go first.
Yeah.
Let me see my cup again.
Just watch that door.
I'm talking to the eggs.
We take the coaching.
I can't on the door.
It doesn't give me an option.
Hold on to the E and then press intercode.
I'm not aware.
I don't know what it sounds like.
I don't know.
They're down there.
Give me a look.
No, I don't.
I
Tons of it on me
maybe grab a fence
let's frag this
oh get in there frax
let's frag them
oh shit i'm moving them
get no meds
i don't know frax this is fucked
yeah it is
they open door
get in there
oh is that helly helly
I'm fucking with you.
Again, I closed the game.
Are they waiting for us?
Can you bank here?
Uh.
Yeah, I'm back here, I'm back here.
We have no way to get back up.
I have LMG, peanut.
I have LMG.
I'll just hold that, Franks.
Yeah, yeah, I think they are.
Fuck it, dude.
Fuck it, might as well.
We have no way to get back to you guys.
Let's ladders.
Wait, wait, wait, let's grab ladders.
Let's grab ladders.
Wait, wait, I have three ladders.
Let me have three ladders.
It's fine, it's fine.
You guys just focus on that.
Me and I'm just gonna get back up the ladders.
I got ten ladders
You guys need to try to hurry and get in here
We have to get in here
I'm gonna meet you up in the car
Max get up here
Get up here
Take this
Fuck it
I'm in the police
Just open door
Just open door again
We just hold it
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come up there, it's up there
Okay
Take this, take this
Take this
I think this might be their only way to go
Take these, take these
You can't see these, you don't need to touch these.
Pop yourself, pop yourself with some of these ridges.
Where's the robot?
Where the fuck is the robot?
Guys, I need you guys over here as soon as possible.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
Did I just kill you coconut?
What'd you say I thought I killed you I thought I killed you
You know still at the top I didn't get to grab everything
I can't want to kill a gun I got a hill
people coming now. Go, go, go. Is that door open?
I said there are only 10. We're going to save this raid.
We're the Knights of the Bungus. Oh, send me that over there, Jim.
I'm going to kill him.
Just a game.
I'm going to play face mouse for you.
Put that on.
Here's a flop.
There's a customer SMG.
Come on.
This guy's in the hell.
I have a middle face mouse over here.
Fax, come down here.
Come down here.
He's in that corner.
I don't know how to get to you guys.
That yo
Okay, give me a second. I got a fucking my gun is almost broken from shooting this shit
To me there's no way to get up to them
Yeah, the letters will really check you anywhere. I think just decay in front of us
as soon as you guys have a second could you are when a spot opens up could you
invite so I can meet you guys yeah yeah it's up to the chat up the chat
you go hey Jim I don't think it takes fucking forever this gun what you
worry I'm sorry I'm gonna build you you protect me some people
Oh God.
What the fuck is that sound?
This guy broke already. I gotta get down.
Is that you? That's not you. That's not you. To machine north. Wait, wait.
Okay, yeah, that's us. We're to the west.
Where? Down this little...
Behind that, behind that, yeah, I think he's got like a paper clip.
I think he's a bow guy.
much as we just think that's a lot that officer fucking move it I see those
feet moving fast enough it's not the break was that to me I think I'm
the thing I lost you but I'm coming to you guy no that's not yeah I don't
We're coming up, you're coming to me, come with us, we're going to climb up, we're going to climb up.
Ready?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're coming up, we're coming up, we're going to climb up the way up, we're going to climb up the way up.
Another door?
It's my way, not good.
I need to grab you.
There's a gun up top and I can just murder this wall and these things.
Somebody come here, come here.
Yeah, how do you get up there, how do you get up there?
Come up, come up, come up, come up.
Gotcha, got you.
That's not it, I don't know how to use it.
How about this?
This is this allowed?
No guys guys, come on!
FUCK!
You really need to think about this
Okay, that's for that
One flamethrower, one flamethrower, watch out
Are you guys on top or not? Cause I'm trying to shoot this
We're coming up, we're coming up
I'm trying to blow in, but this gun is about to break
Oh fuck my god!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
You know what's wrong!
Not that I just fell really far!
That kinda fucks you!
Destroy that, destroy that!
Yeah, right this way.
You're like a piece of the land, we back up!
Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Is there any loot, Matt?
No.
You have a grenade? You throw a grenade?
No, I wish.
All of my guns are broken, boys, I need you.
the helicopter to jump off the helicopter
you guys they guys they do it
hey you doing it
get inside here
get over here
go go go go go go go go
listen you're never gonna get it in bucko
fuck you eat my vanky
my shit eat my poopy my butt
no you eat my fucking
fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck you give us your shit
give us your shit
I
Got you got a run inside as soon as you get to the top you have to run inside we need to
I'm gonna go fucking get the rest of the shit
You have anything? Shoot that shit right here.
No, no, no, no, look at the floor. Look at the floor.
I'm going to break the floor.
All right. It all started back.
They're going to bake and greet. She turned around.
One, two, one, two, one, one, one, one.
I'm going to come back.
I'm bringing the boom.
I'm going to bring it up to finish.
Okay, okay.
Red, red, red, red, red.
They don't got that which Macaldo where she turned a day on the bank
I died I died I died I died I died I want to be right in there. Oh, yeah
That's jumping off you fucking just jump jump jump jump just show this job. Just tell me that movie that boom jump jump jump
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in, I got this!
I'm going in!
Fuck you!
Judge!
There's only one here, there's only one.
Sir, sir, sir!
Sir!
I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here.
I need your help, I got her!
Okay fine, fine, you can have it, you can have it.
Can I have a bandage?
Who's over there on a flex?
No no no, uh, uh, Timmy Timmy.
Timmy, you're on the horse?
Uh, I'm on the roof, yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You're lucky I don't have some handcuffs.
You're lucky I don't have some handcuffs,
cause I can return that favor so quick.
I don't have the wolf, I don't have the wolf, please!
I got all the boom on me if I make it without this
I owe you mini I owe you mini
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I stole mini I stole mini
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
These guys are actually so fucking annoying
I'm gonna land in like 10 seconds
10 seconds
Peter did you crash?
Yes I crashed
I crashed, 750
I crashed, I crashed
I'm worried you're fucking upside down
Peter, watch the bar, I can pick you up
We have spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted, spotted
Where did you spot it?
G7, G7, G7, out the field, G7 out the field
In front of the trees, in front of the trees
They're repairing
Okay, do you have a house?
Okay, do you have any hills?
I'm gonna have to fucking move back a little bit here.
Okay.
Um, I don't know.
You need...
Just drop me anything that you don't need.
No, I'm trying to make it up.
I'm coming in!
Is that good?
Yeah, I think this is my kit.
Go!
Okay, okay.
right you're coming in I'm flying in right now I have rockets
we're both here we're both here we're good now okay I'm really high
Oh
I'm scouting yourself. Fuck your cow. We gotta blow this shit.
Let's do this thing!
Where's officer Ed?
Here's a fucking- Here's a fucking-
Lock in, lock in! Fucking lock in boys!
I'm feeding, feeding, feeding, feeding, feeding, feeding.
Come on, let's check this out.
You gonna use-
Wait, what? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think I-
Dina, Dina, come downstairs!
Come on, come on, come in.
Dina, for rock-
Hey, rock at this.
On it, box, on it, box!
Get it!
It's for the night to the fuckish you bitches!
NOOOO!
Fuck you, give us your shit, fuck you, fuck you!
Give us your shit, give us your shit!
Give us your shit right now!
Give us your shit, give us your shit!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, give us your shit!
no fuck you give us your shit
watch out the open door watch out the open
I
Oh my gosh, 30 times
I'm holding top
do it
give us your shit
get in get in
your body is good your body is good if you can get in some
Give us your shit! Give us your shit!
I beg you, I beg you.
Are you kidding me?
We've been fighting.
Give us your shit! Give us your shit!
Yeah, I'm out to move something inside your butt hole when I get down there.
You better ready yourself.
Come on now, baby.
You better ready yourself.
I'm gonna check it out.
I'm down here if you're not
And you got your
I don't know if you can grab that
Yeah, I probably can't
They sealed it all off, it's all HQM
You got my guns?
Yeah, I think he has my guns
I think he has my guns
I should be blowing
I'm about 7 rockets and 64
That'll happen
I think they're gone boys
Boys I think they're gone horsey for right here
One
The building a base right next to our base by the way
Fuck you give us your shit
You gotta get out here right now.
I think we can talk about this.
Man, you know this is all your fault anyways.
Peanut.
Oh my god.
I was looking.
Wait, wait, wait.
I had to shoot a man when he was here.
Change it, change it, change it.
You started this shit, nut.
Oh, it's outside.
Oh, shit.
You have four rockets.
Don't worry guys, you gotta get to 10 more levels!
I don't think we can make that!
You have an X-Bow?
I don't know.
I don't think we can make that, is that full rockets?
I'm gonna die.
I'm dead.
How do you die?
God damn, fuck, I'm flamed.
I died by flamin', he just...
...jacked me.
I
We say we say we say you're the online I have no online. No
I don't know but I don't got anything
we have yeah we're we're we're kind of fucked we're out yeah
we're doing a race outside of our base I'm a jackhammer I'm a jackhammer second
six people now I'll do nothing wait what base C9 oh fuck yeah it's six eight
It was going up pretty quick.
When he comes here, what am I having to do?
Yo.
I got a Kiki on him.
I don't know why I did that.
Huh?
What happened?
I stepped between two flame turrets.
We've got to get out of here to the east somehow.
They're about to get fucking raided.
We just got fucking posted.
We are about to get raided.
Oh, man.
We need to fall back okay. There's a polar bear in the tropics
So what's the plan here we give it up guys
No, are we actually ready has rocket been shot they are building a raid base
20 yards away from our base. Yeah, but who cares
I'm just saying it was six of them going to focus.
Nah, they failed the last time and they died over the last time.
Bro, the summer guy just killed me outside of these dummies now.
Yep, yep, yep, I just heard that.
Alright boys, Timmy grabbed the rockets, we're pulling back.
I grabbed it, I grabbed it.
I'm gonna bait myself, she was out there.
No, it's Summon and his team.
Darrell over there.
All this raid base is fucking sick.
We fucked.
Let me see.
We're out boys.
We are out.
I'm coming over.
I have some boom on me.
I need.
Yeah.
Can we even go inside?
Can I even like go inside the base or is it just fucked?
You like going to the base?
probably can I think that was a really easy base to raid I just don't want to
waste too much on it that way we don't have enough for close eight where'd they
go we just come back later blow it up again once we're doing the C9 defense
I'm down it was yeah let's let them we'll just go from the side of something
this time that top down approach without the best approach wall that they built
like I can't even make it back to the base one moment oh every time I go I'm so
sick I'm so sick right now yeah we're on to be able to lead this face
today have it surrounded their the raid base has to its problem is I can't get
my if you can get my body tomorrow I set landmines all out there
Mm-hmm designed it to all right, so they're raiding which one p2 as I was you said see nice
But it's sick
All right boys, let's defend you know what will defend will take all these guys boom and then let's go raid that with their bow
Yes, yes
Officer status report
Sitting in the fucking base
hmm hard as sh!t
too slow
i'm not happy any more in your city
fuck
you get out of here
we don't repair
alright after
hmm
they want to take our way of life
pre-monoctin type shit or whatever
i think
be careful
she's on our side though
yo timmy
officer something. I'm a walking on a six X. You're who? XXX. Why am I walking in this
bag? Who's officer? Officer's my boy. Officer, my brother, nice to meet you.
I'm just going out of here. Rocking in the rock. Rocking in boys.
We're under siege. We're under siege.
the stuff that we need to defend with not the stuff we don't
we got tons of stuff you have no man's at all holy shit oh my god oh my god
Hey guys hold up
Okay, what they don't know officers we don't really get
fuck about this base at all
it's kind of like forever
double double double double double double double double
holy shit
we don't even care at all about this base
not really
gotcha
look at so much honey in here though
alright guys alright we're all going to attack it once
we're all going to attack it once everybody grab a gun
im making meds im making meds
alright just be like speak
everyone just grab stuff out of the thing under the workbench
and make some for yourself be like six
I'm coming up with a turn right on us. It's not on
What?
What's your name?
Oh, no, I don't.
Fuck you! Fuck you, geez!
Fuck you, geez!
Oh, shit, I'm out of ammo!
Oh!
Go!
Oh, yeah, they've reached the bridge to me. I'm okay. I'm gonna build over billed. I don't know what cooking is
I'm horse it over. I'm bringing both kids
Rocketing side the rocket is on they're inside they're inside
I'm on the move, I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Get you fucking, I'm gonna stay here and build.
You guys go outside and kill, you guys go outside and kill.
Okay.
Oh.
Now we have no wood.
We have nothing, we have nothing.
We have nothing, we have nothing, we have nothing.
We have nothing! We have nothing!
It's without stairs.
We have nothing! We have nothing! We have nothing!
Dokes on you! We don't even care!
We don't even care!
Yeah!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
That is almost as a die.
We're in over at 210.
I shield back up the core!
That's shit, Peanut.
It's there! It's there!
Holy fuck, I am one.
I can't even, like, really...
Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
there's a lot, there's a lot, okay, all right.
They will be coming in soon I have no more meds, he shot it, he shot that, he shot that,
the walkie-to-the-wall
oh no no no no no
not it
the ring the ring
get up here
I'll put it in your clothes
Holy fuck this is really shit
oh yeah we just closed this rod
run
we go like it like it like it the hell we've been shooting for any more
oh they got me they got me oh my god they got me with that they got me
You got the wall up you got the wall up, you got the wall up
I can't spawn for 70 seconds
Wait, do you have build it up get a wall?
I don't know
Guys, do it guys!
Oh my god, oh my god
Somebody grab my body and put a wall right above the wall and you're built
I can't spawn for 60 seconds
There has to be one of you guys, I'm outside right now
I'm trying to shoot the rocket here
The rocket guys
I'm on the south side, I'm on the south side, I'm just holding the breach.
I'm really close.
I'm gonna need something to build that wall.
One moment, one moment.
I'm right to you, director.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
I'm on the other side of your wall.
You should be smoking down the road.
I'm here, guys, I'm here.
Where are they?
You guys lay out to cover fire I get in there I got 15 seconds. Yeah
Yeah, go ahead and steal that go and see that
Okay, boys, okay
I
Do you have my stuff do my stuff?
Have you built it twice?
Yeah, yeah, I got some of them
You get it
Holy shit
You're breaking in the break it in
Now look at it. I would say this is a job optimal boys holding this
Never hold it for a cat we make fees for that. I'm sure we have to take it out. It's close
I'm fucking summon up out boys, we're sealed, we're sealed, we're back to sealed, we're
good you are stealing it boys we are sealed game
Oh, we're back to LGM!
We are back to LGM!
Shit, we all there stuff out of here, I'm just gonna drop it!
Oh shit, they're booking the wall again!
They just came breaking the wall.
They're just holding close.
Oh
It's a bag I got you some bag
All the right boys hold the line
One's close one's really close one's really close. It's not easy right under
You have to cover me, you have to cover me!
Oh my god...
We have any move!
Ah really?!
I have X1, I have X1, I have two stacks of X1
We need to increase, we have to get out of the train, we need to spoke them
I'm trying to incend them, you're saying?
I need one battle!
We're out of battle! We're out of battle!
I'm gonna be honest, use high quality, use high quality. Where's the high quality?
I got the high quality.
See where those ladders, see where those ladders, that box.
I killed him, I killed the guy close, I killed the guy close.
Nice.
There's a bunch of them.
Hey, I say officer, you look sexy as hell.
Thanks, sir, thanks, sir.
You look sexy as hell.
I just high quality back in I just high quality back in we are sealed again. We are sealed again
Gentlemen, we are sealed yet again
This is a farm base you're making a farm base
Oh shit they found me they can't be
I'm fucking one
And it's time to win up here to talk to one of you in the wood box
Obviously he bring the bookie be the one keeping the one
I killed I killed the rocketer I killed the rocketer
Fuck you the fungus will always prevail we will rule the land
Your scum! Your scum!
Wubby Wubby Wubby
Who's in the classroom with the woodbunks?
On the left, on the left
Oh my god, I can't
Feel
They broke the floor
Oh and I'm dead
Okay
I'm in your feet
I
Know but in the TC there's 730 right here in the DC
What are you gonna go I'm wood
Here
I got all their money back. Oh my god. That's about I'm out. I'm out. I can't spot for a long time
And ninety three seconds. I got ninety three seconds. Oh
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
You're so bad with my foul, leave my foul, leave my foul!
Shut up, you have no bad feelings, yes, we're under right now.
This is real life!
You die in this game, we're dead in real life, you motherfucker!
How would you sit back with your with your tea and your and your chocolate mouth and your cookies and watch the real man put in the work
Fuck yeah, I'm out for a long time. I can't spawn for a while
get lost but they've been in our court two other times and we still won
okay this is the third time they've been in that court
we'll be bad we'll be bad we'll be bad guys you have a hold to seal they're gonna blow it in
I got seven seconds of respawn.
I've closed every single door.
There's one officer.
Oh, good one officer.
You know, do we need a robot?
It does not matter.
Yeah, we could use robot right now.
Let me press.
He's asking.
Okay.
I'll tell him to press.
I got guns up here!
Where'd my hammer go?
Need the more heads.
More heads is better.
I got guns up here!
Where's my hammer?
Where's the fucking ceiling?
Give me that.
I got a gun.
We are sealed once again, gentlemen!
We are sealed once again!
One is here on the left side bro. Oh, I almost killed you. I killed one and one is what I see
Oh
Like where they're like walking and we built that door cooker or the wall
Yeah, I see you boys
Is that all you got you whispers you see see boys
And all you got
And all you guys
It's not a ball up right now.
You sissy boss!
You got a sobbed hands!
You don't know what a 16 hour shift at the cock and ball
torture factory even feels like.
Obviously tell them.
Tell them about the cock and ball torture factory.
The smoking guy is not a noob.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, I heard he has 34,000 hours,
which might not be good for our health.
I agree.
He has a nasty shot.
You know it's not a shoot, huh?
yeah
i don't know what's outside, i think people outside are holding with me
i'm stopping the uh... the car from marketing
i'm in the top top
VR shield yet again?
north, east, south, west?
keep sending those rockets boys
keep sending those rockets
we can take a thousand more
my fucking god i'm here
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, i'm gonna
fuck you
see you dropping the meds
yeah, i'm dropping in the back here
okay
where's the meds
I'm bringing it to you bring us much. Yep. Let's start rebuild the base
And all you got see some oars
You can't give miss base if you try
It's always is the time it's never not the time officer
I'm on bad time right now. I'm cooked
Of course, I got a guy not just gotta keep still here. I do we need that we need that turn on
I'm sorry you're good. You're good. Coco. Coco. No, no, you're good. I don't have time on my next one
Right out this door to like your life is gonna be my body
I'm five HP because you sat in my butt
Oh my god, I want to use this gun!
This is MSRP inbound!
MSRP inbound!
Not the manufacturer sales representative!
Oh my god!
Back down the hatches!
I can do it with the body.
Lie down the hatches!
No.
Lie down the hatches!
No, you don't need insurance!
We don't need insurance!
I'm just telling the bottom later.
How many times I gotta tell you we don't need insurance!
Hey! We don't need insurance! Get out of here!
Wait, who's on the roof? Who's on the roof? Is it us?
Oh yeah, we don't need insurance!
I
Gotta see for
All right, we're sealed again
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm keeping a base. It's hard work, boys.
Long hours, hard work.
See this? Got it. You see this?
I got to make sure all the balls in here are for Steve.
Smokey.
Smokey!
Okay, badass.
Has the rain started yet?
I was hoping I could go grab a granola bar.
Have you got some beef, Steve?
Badass.
There's an auto turn right in front of us 240.
Okay.
You have to like run around here.
Come on, meet me.
They're blowing in the bottom.
Keep the doors closed.
Oh, yeah.
Come here.
Close the door behind you.
Flask, come on.
We're on C4.
Kill this motherfucker.
We're going to have to fight here.
Oh my god, they're dying.
They're blowing in that.
Where are they blowing in that?
170.
We have to go all the way around the other way.
I see a hole.
Where did all their C4 go?
Where are they blowing in that?
I need support though.
Oh my god it's open.
Fudge open.
The wall is open.
I gotta get my shit.
Alright I'm back.
My bag is back.
Keep stealing it. Keep going.
I think we're sealed again boys.
I know we're not. At least we are.
Yeah I'm sealed again. We're good.
It's he's in!
As the rain started I'm wondering if I
Get I repeat get I grab a granola bar
sleep in here. Hey! Stop all that ruckus! We're trying to sleep!
Shhh!
That'll work.
Hey, how's that? How you doing?
How'd you know that?
Hey! Alvin's just trying to get some shut-eye in here!
You keep making all that ruckus, I'm coming out there!
Back, back, back, back! Get the C4!
Right above!
There's other turrets! Hold on, hold on, back! Please!
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
Lock it in!
I don't wanna, I don't wanna focus up!
I
Please
Well, they're going to hire
Yeah, I put it on it
You know where they're boobin any part really boobin ad hold on over shouldn't they wait for this before to go off
Nothing happens. Well on me the what is on the opening your mini map or what is on me?
No, no, no, oh my god
I'm just
Take this jackhammer. Get me a bullet get below it, please blow it
I
Don't broke you got a book
Hopefully run out soon
I don't know where they're shooting any part
I'm in now but listen I'm in that body I'm in the open the TC it's I put it in that
box
Fuck you fuck you climb down out there. I killed one I killed one through the window
I was supposed to, I was supposed to, yeah, yeah.
Here they are, 249, if you guys want to try that.
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good!
Hey!
The opposite direction, opposite direction.
Hey!
Keep me down out there!
The closest to the heat.
I can't even keep this girl.
I got it, I got it.
Dude, I don't even know where I got it.
It's not that one, it's not that one.
It's the other corner.
I know, I got the wood, I have the wood, I have the wood.
Oh, you grabbed it, okay.
Mm.
Is the time out? Like, in play here?
I don't know, bro.
I'm just trying to get back in.
But is everybody having fun?
Hey, Boppa Builder, how you doing over there?
I'm having a great time, actually.
I love this part of Basement.
This is the best.
I'm gonna start making new boxes.
It sounds like they're giving up out there.
I think we're done with this, Reed Boys.
We made broken out of bed. Hey, I'm into the shop
You know, are they shooting?
It's three of them up there
Is the hell are they shooting?
As in my crazy
Where they shoot everything's a whole hell
If you would kindly fuck off that would be fantastic
Guys I built a channel outside for the south side we need to find the courtyard
I'm coming. I just
I'm sorry for your now
We have to be aggressive. We have to be aggressive here. Otherwise we lose it. Keep it aggressive boys. Keep it
You think you got the job?
Question.
Yeah, I don't need to be prouder.
I'm just...
Hey!
Oh my god, my timer's over. I'm coming. I killed one. Nice.
Oh. Holy shit here, right here.
If they're blowing in they are blowing in they're about to get past this wall right here
I
Can't see more
Alright, alright, it's in it. No meds though. Alright, alright, I should be better than there
I don't have a bed. I don't have a bed.
Hey! Stop all that!
Come on, I'll rag it!
Oh, they got me! They're inside!
Yeah, they're in?
What's up?
No, I got killed by an auto-turn. Why'd I get killed by an auto-turn?
There's a good auto-turn sound.
What? I'm in the core!
Our turrets on the roof just killed me.
And I have a huge respawn weight.
I
Hope you need heels. Yeah, I mean
Oh, I'm like, I'm like 30 claws
Take two of it. See those mangers back at the court
In the back of the court boys the back of the court
I
Should they're in the corner the corner so we close that door way I close that close man
He's like these like these are kids. I'm gonna kill him. He's like these like these like it
It's only close. He's the load in the court kill him
You're gonna break the stuff right now
I can't tell them how to rock. Don't be killed that motherfucker
I
Just right outside our base like
Oh, I just shit on that dude, I'm sitting on them bad bad me I'm here
the raid base yes go ahead go ahead it's on the southern side I think
other side
back back come here
hangin around
take this gun
follow me
hangin around
come
hangin around
get this gun
anybody kill kozina in the corner now
do you push b?
yeah i'm the one
let's move let's move
follow me follow me
Wait, do you have bullets for this or no?
Oh yeah, you're gonna get bullets.
Give me a second, I have to go to this.
No, no, no, just come, please.
Put this on.
You're gonna get smoked up, aren't you?
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh shit, I don't know, I hammered it.
Oh my god, don't come near to me, don't come near to me.
I know, I know, don't come near.
It's on fire, we have to wait for it.
Oh dude, no way.
No way!
Somebody do that!
It was so lucky.
Ready?
Obviously we had.
Can you revive me?
Come on, come on.
To the right, to the right.
Now shoot, shoot down on them.
I don't see him.
Hey, get out of our base.
Guys, there's an open core.
It's an open core.
No G, it's goji, it's goji, it's goji.
It's goji, it's goji, it's goji, it's goji.
Hold the core, hold the core with him.
Goji is in our core by the way.
Alright.
If you try to take all the other, all the turrets to the south, south side.
We can do that, we have control.
All the turrets just E my ass bro.
I never really been into that.
Oh yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm...
He's spotting here in the fucking lane.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm just looking around in the fucking bottom right now trying to see if we're the fuck people are.
I'm gonna get all the stairs right now.
Flaks, come with me, follow me.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming like a ring.
Yeah.
I think I broke through the other stairs.
Flaks, come with me, come with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I spot you in frame.
I'm on!
Come, come, come, come.
Are you gonna walls?
Do you have meds?
Everything.
No, I have nothing, but I have guns.
I have a gun.
That's all I have.
Put it in, put it in.
Okay, I just put it in.
Let's move it, move it.
Move it.
Go, go, go.
Okay, I don't know what just killed me. I had a heart attack.
Oh, oh, he's still in there.
We're weird, weird.
T, T, T, come right here. They're gonna come out of this cave.
Hold me right here where I am with a jackhammer.
Frack, we're 250. Hold that breach. Hold that breach, Frack.
Not mooting. That's why I'll just manifest the material to rebuild the base.
Oh
He's fucking these are killing me bro. God damn it
MEDAL!
One!
We're gonna have to find a more practical approach.
There's a scouting going toward P2.
We're gonna have to find a more practical approach.
Oh my god, I'm fucking 1 HP.
I thought you were on the tower.
I killed two more on this grid.
I got a good ship, Franks.
Good ship, Franks.
Good ship, keep doing that.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
I'm dead!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
I'm not there, I'm not there.
Fuck.
one way boys we'll say we'll say 3 HD 3 HD rogue and you get you before 30
seconds I'll suck your cock I'll make you feel the whole I just feel the whole
scrappy came I'm suing this crappy okay look you're gonna lay down
oh fuck sorry sorry sorry have a kick for you
wait this is man we're gonna go right our p2 base
what yes I just told myth the
fantastical radar PQ base
hey Timmy can you hold can you hold this
that hole below me
let me show you a good shot but I need that
held
you got materials
good shot good shot
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Looking for my stuff, I can't find it.
I can't find the wooden stuff, hold on, let me see it.
I think it's out here, I think it's out here.
Wait, hold up, I'm grabbing stuff, I'm grabbing stuff.
You sit tight, you sit tight.
I'm sitting tight.
Wait, I have the stuff to rebuild, can we see it?
The throwing stuff, the throwing stuff, be careful.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
That's it?
I got one.
I
Get the better kill me man. I'm in the core
With the guy on the power. Oh shit
Oh
They got me with the rocket dammit. Oh my goodness. I'm coming up coming up coming. I'm moving I'm moving
Oh my god
I do I do okay, you know, where are you? I'm in the form of work. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
They are kind of in
Give a kid
Guys I'm out I'm out. I'm in the corner. I have all the mats are me to rebuild I had killed by the $34,000
When the guys not over it's not over guys, I think they're rating the main base
Maybe three I have a kid for you. Maybe three
Artur just shooting on them right now
He's obviously sitting in the corner below. Yeah, right below close doors below the clothes below
I
Blow freks
Come back up where you saw me
Every C9 to be every C9 ray base
What a time to have
All I have is a fucking crossbow to the corner to the corner it's gonna be sweet
Oh my god fuck you guys one behind us behind us
if you leave my body out again on me
oh my god I'm gonna get this on
leave my body in the fucking way
top left side
oh that one was my gun
oh shit
I actually threw my gun
I actually just threw my gun
I just threw my gun
and he was crazy though
I cannot believe that
Oh, he's inside of one
One's inside of the core
Oh my god
It's so much more than this
I can lie, some of the blood would have killed you too
Yeah
Not to blame me
No blame on me
He was gonna kill me anyway
So, you know
You gotta find something else to blame
Not me for that one
Not me for that one, not me
That was not me
Not me
You guys still see 9?
Oh hey Justin time!
He's gonna come and get you!
Run to your little time, this is taking me a while.
Hey what's up bro?
Nice of you to join us.
I'm dead, I'm just behind you.
Jackhammer, Jackhammer, you Jackhammer.
Is anybody here?
I'm spotting a few seconds, 23 seconds.
I just killed Namedas.
Hell yeah.
Hey get out of our base!
Hey!
Well that's you.
It's a suit.
Oh wait, I used the-
Hey guys, asking politely
then the leave didn't work
so we're gonna have to think of other solutions.
Did you ask one politely?
Well I didn't say get out of our base
I guess I didn't add a please
We could try round two
I'm in the base. I'm in the courtyard. I'm voice
Let them have it let them have it rogue. You can clear that out. We can rebuild
Have a turn up front I guess yeah, yeah, they do
Follow me boys follow me. Hey, bro. Are you over over? Let me have you the thing
yo who's in courier right now who's
outside me maybe I'm technically not
inside I'm running inside now to be
bored what what the matter I'm on
your team down anyway
dude I'm gonna pull over the topics I'm
climbing up to core
coming to the outer wing
first floor yeah yeah next to the PC
alright we're just gonna be in the
We're just going to lead our time.
Don't do the crime.
It can't do the time.
That's what I say.
That's what I say. Don't do the crime.
It can't do the time.
We only got waited an option down here.
And me.
Shoot this trick.
My first raid defense.
Shoot this trick.
Oh my god.
We got one sleeping bags, and that's gone now, so
The way this is not our baby
I'm in the corner to cool the guy
Okay, you guys gonna hold this out of ring
We're in the corridor, I don't think so.
That's the outside.
Yeah, guys.
That's the outside.
Yeah, guys.
You come back here.
Come back in the corridor.
Right here.
On your right?
Yeah.
Okay, listen, come on over this door, jump down and look down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
This me, this me, don't you be...
Yeah, that's the...
Clear.
Clear the thing.
Clear the corridor.
Okay, John.
Is there a corridor above us?
Is the corridor above us, bro?
Is there a corridor above us?
I'm gonna eat the fuck out of here follow me follow me
I can't see shit
Okay
You need more metal, we need more metal!
Oh, give me that, give me that!
Dude, forget about the heals, you gotta go for fix!
Okay, I'm picking.
Tell me, you need anything?
They sniped it in the basement.
What the hell?
Let me get Amsona.
Alright.
Oh my goodness!
It's being a devious dog!
I got a kit for you upstairs.
previous dog are they in core we got the same we're we're we're airing this out
we're in this bitch out boys I go outside and try to kill you have any
air in this bitch out hello we're Aaron they're good job boys okay stay here
Yeah, I'm gonna chill in here.
Another one?
Okay, you guys sure?
Oh, fuck!
Hey, Frank, say good.
Frank, you have a bandage?
Nope, I just watched.
Okay, how's the war treat you?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Good, good, good. Good to hear.
Good to hear.
You're just fucking me from low ground.
Yeah, I feel very...
Insane.
I have 20 health up top right now, so it's not a lot.
I'm not going to bleed to death.
I thought it was folks.
I'm close folks.
Are you?
Yeah.
I don't know where to peek.
Wait, should I go down?
Can you revive me? I'm down here.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Are you down below?
Uh, actually I might survive. I might survive.
Oh
They're right there. Oh my goodness. Thanks. He's right below you. Okay, it's cozy. Oh
My goodness, yeah, do you know, you know, do you have to know where any wood is in the base?
Yeah, I have some on my body down there. There's I would in metal fragments on my body
I'm with it. This is our and the big boxes is charging. Yeah, yeah, the left man. I just got killed by closer with the gun
I don't know. I just killed someone. How are you this back?
I don't know what your method is to kill a man with an AK-47 with nothing but your cock.
What I have figured out that technique I haven't sure I would love to I would love for you
me to show me that technique I would love for you to show me that technique second or third
Oh
I got rest
You coming up oh
Think I sniped another one
No! I was high enough, dammit!
Not the 34,000 hour guy.
Come on, man.
He's one of the most incredible...
Oh, man.
I'll be fucking rocked.
Well, I bashed a man.
Have we considered giving up?
I'm having a great time, but I don't have any sleeping bags. So now I'm just kind of gonna spawn seven light years away
I repeatedly
Until he's over, you know
Jimmy, can you hold me?
Yeah
Never get up!
Oh no, I can't, I can't
I can't get people
There's bees!
I'm gonna open this
Okay?
One
We're under siege by the bees!
To me, to me, to me
Go, go, go
Nice, nice, nice
I think I just got sniped across the map
I prefer to map 80 more to me on the right side
You can shot right there
Yeah
Nice nice. Let me hold that please
Where are you guys at is there any good for you to shoot it for shooting for me to be dropped a cable on the northwest side of
The
It's one more guy one more guy sure for I'm looking for the word
Dragon's a statement there
I'm safe for now, but I'm in like the most exposed area that you get it. I'm coming in come in
I tell my children. I don't watch how much I was out shooting shooting for shooting for
Look for God looking for a guy
Do not go to the other side of that room
Okay, I'm sorry
Wait what you have a red? Oh, she come come come come. Yeah
Oh, dude, I don't know about that all right there. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's okay
Boys are we can see a boys if we get some magic in ceilings
Hey, it wouldn't metal right now
I
Was Keke on it doing it up base
She has killed me like four times
Get out of here some aid. Oh nice. I see you
I keep getting killed by somebody
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What you see it right? You see the right? It's the right?
Try it.
Run!
Don't leave me, dude. Don't leave me, dude.
Man, he's RPG-ed us.
Summit this RPG fuck.
You killed both of us in shooting floor?
Okay, I'm going shooting floor.
We have to fight for shooting floor.
There's a way where we can seal.
We still got this. We still fucking got this.
We still got this boys. I just need to find some mats and we're good.
Hey guys.
Kiki out, Kiki out again.
What the hell is she doing here?
I
Respond by me. I have a full
You guys won't be on the shooting floor. I can't be
Oh look at mine outside you can bring wood and metal for the outside, maybe we can kind of save this but
that's not what I want to hear
The one.
Not him.
That way to end the first wipe.
This is our farm base, Steve.
This is our farm base.
Take a launcher with rockets.
We'll just go to the real base after this.
Our turrets are down on the... just above shooting floor.
I
To get you like Cocoa have a gun. No, no Cocoa. He's a guy. No, no, no
You sure yes, I'm sir
I found some loot. Oh my god. I spent some it's a whole set up here. He died with rockets
Oh my god, we need some wooden metal, we need some wooden metal now.
You see me in quarries, I see what I see what I
Kill all I kill myself with
Hey, fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I just killed like two or three guys in court by the way might be clear
Yes sir boys, yes sir, worth it! Worth it!
That's how you do it boys. That is how you get it done!
I
Just
You didn't kill them
There I pretty sure I inserted that rocket into his mouth
I don't know what his diet is
Okay, I don't know what he's on daily basis, but that has got to be for material has got to be for material a good sir
one died and that's enough for me that's enough for me boys that's enough for me
we can clear out the core we can rebuild I don't know how we're gonna do that
get one in the core there's one more oh shit come on me come on see come on me
I got that for who will get you. Whoa. Oh my god, you know
Hey, hey
You get out of our farm base you get out of our farm base
You still lost you still lost how we rated coke you got some it's bomb base way to the other days
No, I mean I guess we're one for one on this on the farm bases
All right two for one of the farm bases you have two farm bases we have one farm base
hey cozy wake cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy cozy one person behind you cozy
we do you revive me cozy we keep you by me I need I need this oh shit
thanks my boy hey man what brings you here oh my god has a bit yeah I was the
Yeah, they're everywhere. They're cool up top. Yeah, they got they got everything
Kill em
I didn't mean that
Hey, what the the hell is going on? What the hell was that?
for a simple best pop for a simple best pop they turned on me
all right guys I'm gonna go back to P2 you guys down
I'm here is it all over now it's all over now
I don't think it's over I don't think it's over
I'm pulling it I'm pulling it I'm pulling it I'm pulling it
he's coming where are you trying where are you
I just deposed guns and exploring them everywhere
I have sets for people I have sets for people. Oh shit. Where the ad?
In the outer ring, I'm putting in the depot boxes guys. Got you got you. I'm here in here
Let's do this thing boys. Come back. Honestly, if you keep it contained and then go raid the raid beds, you can get everything back theoretically
Okay, okay, Frank's Doug
Uh, tell me let's let's do this together. Let's do this together. Let's go up there together
You go that way
We all going together to the corner, come on.
Yeah, yeah.
We can handle it.
I'm here. I'm here with you.
Jimmy, I'm here with you, Jimmy.
We're fraxed.
You need to kill me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're working.
I'm dead.
You know what?
You're holding it.
You can be up here.
I have 10 bullets.
Three.
It doesn't matter.
Take your gun out, Jimmy.
Take your gun out.
Look where fraxed.
You gotta find out where fraxed.
Two there.
Yeah
Get to me every five six up here. Oh shit. Oh wait oh my god
I
Do building I think
the third floor
you will get that
27%
who's here right now?
I'm next to the core but I don't have anything
let's meet up at the outer ring I got guns
I don't know if I can make it down there
I don't know if I can make it down there.
I can try.
He done shoot, what?
I'm back.
That was pretty fun, there.
Come here, come here, come here!
I had my fucking thing on my fucking head.
You want me to go super saiyan out of here?
I got nothing but my dick and balls!
To be fair, we would have been ready.
We were in the middle of a race.
Yeah, then to be fair, that's like our C tier base.
They chose the easy option, you know?
True, that is true.
They did choose the easy option.
have had the least resistance yeah that base was the ego power I mean if they
needed an ego pad they got one
ever see some team trying counter-rating us what do you know I don't know
We just got so many rockets off of them.
Dude, we just killed them.
We may have rockets, but we killed them.
We got more rockets.
What the hell?
Yeah, I think.
Hey, hey!
They tried raining hard, base.
Hey, you leave that, honey.
You take even one jar of honey.
There's going to be big God splicit.
Hey!
All right.
OK, that's not very nice at all.
That's not very nice at all.
That is not very nice at all.
Try, try.
We still got the jam.
We still got those jams.
Oh, shit.
You hold me, do you hear these air level up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's crazy.
It's that yard of thought!
We decide I have a gun!
Holy shit, we have got a gun!
And I've got metal!
The window.
All right, I'm airing this bitch out. Oh my god, sir
What are these jams?
That one got one
You son of a bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, sir. Don't shoot
Don't shoot. I'm just a girl.
Shoot him. I'm a friendly
Die, peanut!
No, I didn't!
What the hell is cheese doing over there now?
Just give up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna know why I stole him.
This raid is far from over.
Okay, buddy.
This is only phase one.
Yeah, this was phase one of our defense plan.
There's seven other phase.
You don't gotta worry, boys.
It's always got a plan.
Well, Mr. Jerry Bob over the 30 gets a point! Good man! Good a man!
God's a little busy defending the stronghold, Mr. Jerry.
Thank you, Bob! Oh, good a man! Good a man!
And Mr. Clive over the 30 gets a point! Good a man! Good a man!
You watching, Michael? It seems like a chill night to hop on.
kind of layers we want to see
Where's Nico infinite I
Where's smoking at smoking are you here smoking smoke it's not gonna go infinite come here fat ass
I'm just here to talk.
Hey!
Get out of here!
Hey!
Let me in!
Fuck you!
Get out of my veins!
Let me in!
No!
Let me in!
No!
Let me in!
Get out of here!
Let me in!
Hey!
I've got seven bullets in the tops and pussy!
Bro, are you ready to get it sit on?
Yeah!
No!
I shot two of them into my own teammate right now
He's got nothing to
the door he not just shot me you don't just shot back up with a fucking door
good you're gonna get up I didn't work as well as I would
fuck I tried I tried
what's over there what's left now the logic is not not
He's not done. He's not done. I ain't finished. I'm going back. I hear no damn bell.
I'll be back. Hey guys, get my thing out here with you.
Oh, no, you're good. What's up, man?
You want to join our team?
Oh, no. Yeah, were you the...
What? Were you guys throwing bees?
No, I don't know who threw the beans.
Hey, Spulkin.
Hey! Hey, don't stink up on me like that, buddy.
Don't stink up on me like that, you motherfucker.
Oh, it's a midstrap.
Midstop.
Put handcuffs on him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I don't wanna be your sex-sex-indigents servant.
Why not?
Hold on, please.
We don't have to go crazy in here.
Yeah, get the magicians fast.
Are we about to...
Hey, I don't wanna be a teenager.
I've seen this.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna see this.
This is where the person is sitting on the couch,
and then they get surrounded by everyone in a white room.
Yeah, where's the black couch, then?
Come down here.
I can't hear you.
Wait, hey, show me.
Where's the black couch?
I bet you.
I think I could be in a rock spot.
I can make a couch.
Come down here.
You're gonna fuck me again, would you?
I bet you I can.
There's nothing left in here.
Oh, wait.
Can I have this?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
No I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not this side.
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
I need to go crazy.
I thought you were giving me some of that.
Give me a rock, just gotta be one.
Hey, let me look for a rock, let me look for a rock.
Where's the rock at?
Give me 10 seconds and you're gonna get
what you've been asking for.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Oh no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm not eating.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Fine, here, take this.
Yeah, watch it.
No, we're coming for you next, buddy.
Come on for you dead
Come and get me
I don't know how to get you, I'm gonna follow you
Where's the rock at?
You guys see the rock anyway?
I thought it was dead people around?
There you go
There's gonna be a rock to this thing right here
Okay
I found a rock
Spend, spend how the fuck did you do that?
Wait, I found a rock
I found a rock
Oh, if I don't oh shit a rock oh shit. Okay. Yeah, top of this rock find something something
So that we had I got a rock for the rock fight
All right, you ready?
Three
I'm the winner.
I'm so tired, can somebody hold this for me?
You're gonna die.
You're a-
Oh shit.
And there I go.
All right, I'll see you guys in P2.
Apparently they ran out of rockets
and then some dumb ass other team,
dumb ass stupid ass moron ass
Stupid dumb moron ass
Other team came to raid them
And died and gave them more rockets. I
Said will buy golly gee
Can a goop again a break officer tell him?
Yeah, get a break. Yeah
All right. Well, thanks for the main base
was it for me I was in no album are we allowed to start making excuses and accusing people
of course okay I thought Kiki was a pro she shoots like one no I like I identified as oh
am I wrong about that can identify as a pro no if you wrote dumbass stupid ass bitch ass
dumb motherfucker I meant like for the server I had I wanted to
ooh that bitch that that that phrase
oh yeah I was about to rip it
dude what add you're cool dude what add you're cool
there's so many aks holy shit where we get these
I can't believe closely bailed out myth I'm still in shock
We bailed out Mithrid.
We were Mithrid.
Oh, yeah.
Were they raiding us?
Yeah, that do be true.
Alright, officer, I'm bagging you in.
Try not to lose this base, too.
Alright?
Really fucking shit up for us, officer.
Sorry, Bob. I was just in my bad mood.
It's okay. It's okay.
Everybody makes mistakes.
You're one. This is your one.
Better not make it again.
not stable sir okay all right so this basin is way cooler his base is way
cooler looks like it looks like it oh yeah all right we have to get up on the
church does anybody know where the button the turn the turns off we also have a
panic root by the way which is so we yeah my last point up I was on the
roof you did you did fix those ones so those turrets just gonna be down that'll
happen cool it'll happen yeah so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna blame you okay
of course it's only fair only fair if I blame you does anybody know we're
based fate but the switch to turn the dirt off what's awesome
There's a trade here or there's an honor month
Our collection
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Don't worry, next time I'll carry Raid Defense.
Thank you.
You lasted pretty long.
Yeah, do you know what to do?
This is a funny thing.
You should go raid one of those towers they have out of the bays.
And then leave.
I'm like, we won the raid.
They raided it like a farm base.
We should raid the downhounds.
I go, yes!
We have won the wipe!
We were safe.
Uh, mm.
All right.
You stay in here.
I'm going to figure out where the turrets are.
Don't go anywhere you don't know where you're going, Mr. Officer.
You'll die.
I can't even spawn yet, so you're fine on that.
on that.
Can we keep going in so much ways?
All right, here's a switch.
Oh, that's for a light.
Guys, do you remember when base day put the thing
in the bottom right of the panic home?
So many colors, acoustic wet dream.
Oh, hey, thanks guys.
All right, I turned off the lights.
I'm often you on it.
Do we really TC in this place is to?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, I think of the people on right.
Oh, maybe Coco.
Hey, these, these turns aren't off.
Where do these search come from?
The, where do these search come from guys?
Oh
Found him found him only there's multiple switches. I see I see basically trying to trick us. He thinks we're idiots
Hey
All right
I okay. I know what to do. I
Know what to do
You're safe to go next to the one turn in the back left of the base on top.
Oh, terrific.
Nowhere else.
Don't even try.
Now you have the whole back left and back right of the roof on the base.
That is correct.
But to get there you would have to die
All right, you're gonna inevitably forget something and it's gonna kill me so bad. Yeah
What if I forget them?
Hold up oh my god, this is a tricky bastard. Oh
My god
All right, I'm up. I should calm down. It's not that serious
Okay
Three motions to check three fingers in your body's punishment
What's the thing what are they doing they three Hail Marys for what?
Bloody Mary. No, not bloody Mary's you dumb bitch
I wouldn't know you know the boat goes three Hail Marys and you will be something
We're seeing this. I don't know
Big Jesus guy
Is it?
I'm so I'm so all right three fingers in your butt officer. You'll be himself
I
Once I authorize you on all this crap, let's go. Well, honestly, I should go back and wait with again
How I get to the outside
There we go, I found it on it through the chat mmm a BB proposed to Jennifer
is that true? Is that in the switch or no? Oh yeah, I found the switches, yeah. We're
good. We are good. Thank you Mr. Train. You're a good man.
You're a good man. You're a good man. Officer, don't you rush me!
Not!
Reflex, we put like a...
Take a tweak, and I'm on a landmine.
All the ones inside the base are authorized.
Even the sick man...
Officers fucksack.
Officers fucksack?
As you do.
And there's Rob Jinkey.
We all rob each other all the time.
Oh perfect, I'll just rob each other.
Every time I wake up half my shit's missing literally every time I wouldn't worry about it chief
Just know that you're gonna get robbed with you go to sleep. Yeah, that's perfect
Three turns on the outside of the base. Oh, I'll be trying to call
You try to call me
Hold up
Yeah, I gotta finish all these turns. Hey, does he mean no of the p2 base of the Z turns on the outside or no?
All right, yeah, there's turrets everywhere. Let me go peek it. Yeah fetus installed them before
It was uh, yeah
That's about the ones outside like in the fobs it's about like
Inside outside inside with the basement outside. Oh, yes. We're all
So like it like out here where all the furnaces and the mixing tables are yes, but outside of that
I don't think so. Okay. Okay. All right. I think you're good to go officer. I'm gonna turn back on
I
Is the base code different no see both get me good. Yeah
You know we code rated close. See you at the beginning of the wife. Yeah
There's only four up top and four on the rim right a total
Correct. Yeah, thank you. I'm doing here
I
The God speed God speed
Okay, I'm gonna kill cool then you want to pump your stats and kill me real quick
I
Can see you for that
Wait why did he just do that to himself, the whole point was to go ham.
Yeah you should, no I'm just not a motherfucker.
Rockin!
How are you dead?
Oh, he's dead.
God.
Wait.
I'll get you where the cocoa seals the base.
You're lying.
I am so.
I don't know, my bugger is just saying cocoa seal.
Oh, no cocoa.
Alright, obviously you're good to go.
Cocoa.
Mmm.
Should we spawn back over and see if, uh, DB did it?
Yeah, I'm done.
What are we really sealing from you know what I mean?
Uh, I love you.
Everything's gone.
I'm going.
I'll put, I'll put, I'll put, I'll put you to the bed, okay?
Okay.
You should have waited five minutes.
Perfect.
Perfect, perfect.
Hey, the jams are still going.
Pump the jam, pump the jam, pump the jam.
I think they've got a whole room of stuff. Oh my god they forgot all our guns!
Suckin idiots. I'm sweet. Wait, guys! I need to get this out of here right now!
Guys, they literally forgot every single gun I'm not even joking. I'm not even
fucking with you. I'm not even fucking with you. They forgot literally every single gun.
Guys, guys, get a helicopter. Somebody get a fucking helicopter here right now.
Large backpacks, large backpacks!
Eat the seal, eat the seal!
Coming back.
I'll be there in a second.
Careful, careful, close.
Oh, this Rattown music is amazing.
Where'd that middle go? Where'd that middle go?
I've went middle, I've went middle!
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting! No way!
No way!
Yes!
Uh
I got some-
Hold on
You guys came back?
Dude, dude, they forgot all their guns! They forgot all their guns!
Get that shit the fuck out of there, I've been fucking throwing spears at them
Get it the fuck out of here now!
Guys, go ahead so we get a helicopter! Who's gonna do it? Who's gonna do it? Say your name! Say your name!
Just get a run before they come and blow it back, Pina!
Just run it out!
I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it!
You see three guys in the hell?
Two fucking tonion.
Pina, run it out!
No, no, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it!
Run it out!
I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, I'm seein' it, so they can come again!
Okay, found all our fucking clothes.
You know where the guns are, I'm gonna show you where the guns are, they're on all the
gun boxes, they're on all the gun boxes.
We're sealed up we're sealed up we're good
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. They forgot literally every single gun in the entire place
Every single gun is they didn't touch it. They didn't touch a single one. Oh my god
I'm going back outside B9, get the fucking control.
Does somebody get a fucking helicopter?
Who's on it?
Timmy, can you grab that?
I'll get it.
Ah, no.
Okay, I'm dropping all these weapons.
I'll get the mini.
Two helicopters and two large backpacks.
Got it.
You saw your little gun die.
That's crazy.
After this you're gonna pet me
You got it!
We got it!
That's a fucking jam in there
We're jamming, we're jamming!
Hello, hello, hello, how you doing?
Oh my god.
I'm coming back.
Keep moving!
We need more metal!
Fuck it.
I'm still on the redstone stone.
We need more metal.
Okay, I'm full.
We're out.
I can't please up there.
I don't know, I don't know, it's just me here, where, where, where, like, with, with, with
loot. I can't place this. Was this something? Is this? What is this? I'm gonna look at that.
I'm coming peanut. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, chief. I'm coming.
What what?
Turrets outside the face.
Wait, are you about the ones in the big towers?
Whatever's outside the main fucking door.
Thanks for that dude.
Yeah, body, I heard that shit.
We are sealed, we are 100% sealed boys!
Fuck yeah.
Alright, I'm going up, I'm going to roof.
Oh yeah.
We gotta get all the subs.
Good work, boys, good work!
They can't fucking stop us!
No, they can't stop you, my boy.
They can't fucking stop us!
House not always wins!
That sounds so bad.
All right, grab all this stuff.
Everybody fill up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who has the helicopter?
You get the helicopter coconut.
I'm getting it right now.
There's all the guns.
There's the gun.
Look right here.
They forgot every single one.
Look.
I see what you mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I found a luck perfect.
OK, OK.
I fill up fill up fill up that up the two guys on the mini door better just
You got jam and we are jamming
Wait
Scrappy would be better. She would be better. Okay
Also, you never put another bag down over there
Wait, wait at the at the p2
Wait, can I can I pull that really not oh over here? Oh, shit
I don't have anything to make it bad. I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's fine. You guys got it.
Yeah, we'll fly back up to you.
I died outside the base of all the GD stuff.
Good, good, good, good, good. That's right when we like keep all GD stuff.
Good work, boy, good work!
It's like we won the day again, gentlemen.
That was actually probably the best thing we had this week,
because we had no room at all.
No, it was all good.
It was actually all good.
That was the best help we had.
It was the only door in the corridor that was just closed.
They just ignored it.
That probably doesn't go to anything.
That's probably nothing.
That's probably nothing. Hey, I've seen doors before buddy. Okay. I'm a coach. He's talking with some of it
Hey, so listen, I've seen doors before buddy. Okay, that's another mom that door
Don't even say
All right
Come on the goop
I
Alright pretty much got all the good stuff
Yeah, oh, what the hell is that?
There's a lagging line next to me. There's people throughout here. We're coming in.
Get out of the room! Oh my god, I thought I killed you.
Oh, I'm grabbing more stuff! I'm grabbing more stuff!
watch out drag oh watch out watch out watch out
perfect man I'm gonna kill you can you place this for our street I want to
see me back I don't know I'll grab more stuff I'll grab more stuff give me
Almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done.
Almost done, almost done.
How am I supposed to get into that?
Okay, I'm in the passenger seat, I'll go over here.
It's your trailer.
All right, we have everything, we have everything, we have everything, we have
We have anything
Fucking rocket here
We're good
Who plays that thing they would now go go go I have like literally
I have so much shit I have so much shit I have so much shit right now guys. I have so much shit
Wait, do you have anything on you?
Should I fly then
No, I have the back I have a backpick already
Is are there more guns? No, no, we have all the guns. We have all the guns. We have all the guns
Come on, come on, let's go wait. Where's the backpack? Where's the backpack at?
So much shit
Hey, so we got this backpack off coconuts we got it. Okay, but let me go passenger
Like we did we had
But it's other it's other fuel tank
I
Get the hook up you jump right here
Shitload of stuff here
The land of the ground system I see oh fuck it. No, don't do it up here. Let it be a little bit up here
We do whatever what do you think?
Yeah, should I come to Rupert? You're gonna come down here. You tell me.
Go bottom, go bottom, go bottom, go bottom, change.
I'll come down.
Alright.
I gotta bonch it.
I'll be there, I'll be there!
Okay, so much shit.
No, no, no, no, no! Take it outta here!
Go, get out, take it outta here!
Adam, go on the floor, go on the floor.
The train.
Yeah, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta pick up the train.
Do you need to have any dee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do, I do, I do, I do.
I stashed a bunch of explosive ammo in singularly like this.
We got, we got, we got trained.
I'm right below you. I'm right below you right below you just land right there land right there
Lock it down boys! Lock it down!
Shit, what the fuck?
Oh shit oh shit oh shit
You need to push me. We need to push you need to push you need to push you need to push
Get out get out get out get out
No no no no no no no no
Get the fuck out of here
Let's get out of here
Line him up if they look at us boys
Line him up!
We're coming towards you officer we're coming towards you
No fucking way, no fucking way!
Do the only thing we had in that base that was very good was the guy, the knife junkie.
The boom was almost non-existent, especially after we tried to do that front raid today
on Cloaksy and then Mitzraid.
Oh, and he has the move!
Are we all filled to the gills?
We're all girls we are all girls yeah
What's up for mitties
My dad forgot that don't get too close out there to me. Don't get too close fall out though the whole operation
Mm-hmm
What a guy who died
Hey, what the hell is this?
I don't see it
Die, no fortunate son! Die, die now!
I tell you, we gotta get somebody on the mic with that bad boy
We gotta get someone on the mic with that bad boy
What's the name of the...
...forged inside?
Perfect.
I don't know if this will work, but I'll try.
There's a mini on the outside, you see that?
Wait, wait, wait, where?
I see a 30 on the right side of the building.
A glide?
On the bottom, on the bottom.
See that?
See on the outside.
Oh yeah.
Hey yeah boys, good work, good work!
Oh yeah, look at this box.
That's stupid shit.
Sheeeesh!
You got a chemo? You got boys?
Hey yeah boy there, yeah!
Well, I can't believe that just happened.
Cannot believe they left the best garage completely closed anymore about it. I'm so we had teeth up we had
Oh
What I should go oh
Officer I'm so logged out I think
All the lead Texas
I got a very important mission for him.
There he goes.
We give him a quick call, we're back, we call him his officer, we call him his officer.
You little kid, any one second, boys?
One moment, one moment, one moment, one moment.
You little something, something, spooks it up.
Oh, you can answer.
That bastard.
I needed him for an important mission.
All right, boys, that's it for me tonight.
That's it for you, we come on.
I think so too.
I gotta be up at like eight.
That's two.
Well, what if you just don't wake up at eight?
I got I got to figure out stuff in my passport.
But then I get kicked out, you know, I got to go back to it.
Oh, you're going to get kicked out.
Oh, I shouldn't. I know a guy. Oh, good.
OK, good. Good.
It all fit down.
Yeah, I don't really do that.
Do they really like do they really give you back to Venezuela or whatever?
You don't need your passport.
No, no, no, no, no.
Maduro got to stay you're fine. We use a present. You can't
That is true that is true
Gg track
We have to make close to what we have to 100% everybody has to be obligated. We're doing big rain. I'm gonna go rain
It's other fucker. I haven't taken my rate. Mr. Sassy
All right, I'll write
I haven't good to be have a good one. Yeah, I've been on like I'll make two. Yeah, I'll call who be be all
I'll call a BB just like he wants me to say it.
You know, are you getting off?
No, I'm not getting off.
No, I'm not.
I'm going to use you to get off.
Then I'm not getting off, Captain.
I did.
How can I get to talk to him?
What do you need from me?
Nothing, Coconut.
I'm not saying.
What do you need?
I need nothing.
I'm just calling a BB.
See what he needs.
I want you to take a little 30 second lead back in your chair with the eyes closed.
I just did that.
Maybe before I let the call have been linked to go.
I'm calling Bebe. I'm calling Bebe.
Let's see what's in the team.
How be he is talking?
Though he ain't.
I hate you.
How be he is dead.
Maybe he's dead?
Some lady on the phone is telling me how maybe he's dead?
I am looking for the man whose balls grew to the floor so much so that a snail trail
leaves behind him.
But line is secure.
A BB I was told you needed to speak to me.
Yes, I have a package that Mr. Rogue has ready for me.
Is it ready for pickup?
What would this package entail?
This is a favor you see Mr. Peanut. I have done everything on my end. I have continuously
come to you every day. I have entertained you as you have entertained me. And I still
have yet to receive my L9. I still have yet to receive my rocket. And those things
are in the past now a box a box of rockets remember when we first met mr. peanut yes absolutely
my minutes are running out me may you have one trillion blessings one for you and even
I am looking for the man whose balls you can pull back like a slingshot release and it
would smack him on the belly.
The steaman has been put into a ball that can be used in a scrotum slingshot to shoot at such
speeds that it goes around the world at least 16 times before it lands back exactly
with it which shot from like a boomerang.
Good, the line is secure.
A BB, I don't know if we can give you a box of rockets. I highly doubt that
Tell me did you have a hard evening tonight? Yes our farm base was raided and they succeeded kind of
That is very bad news
We must discuss tomorrow
All right, let us meet tomorrow he be be and I will bring you that l9 maybe I
Would require a little bit more than that mr. Peanut please what do you require of me he be be I?
I
Think you baby just got killed
Well, I'll be used that all right well
That will happen, that will happen, that will happen, boys, that will happen.
All right, coconut, you should go to sleep immediately.
If you are not going to sleep, I think I'm, honestly, I don't know if we have enough
people to rain right now.
It's just you would be drained.
Then we go hit the slots
Or we go run up on oil or maybe a deep sea or something
Yeah, oh deep seas only open for five more minutes. I don't think I'm going that fast. I
Don't think I'm both that fast. Honestly, let's go to Sanjay town. Dude's popping. I'll be subscribe as well
All right, the same thing down to go
All right, up to city town, up to city town.
Craig, you wanna come to city town?
Yeah, sure.
I'll meet you outside the base.
Come on down, come on down.
I'll see what's going on in the city town.
The only thing we really have to do before the vibe is very cozy and man, we don't have enough people to do that right now
You know me
Guess we can do this let's take a little peep. Let's take a little peep do what's going on. Yes, sir
Can't turn down a nice session
Wait global chat
Let's do a raid we can try fucking with them wait what what raid?
We're who we we want to raid I'm horny as shit peanut
Oh coconut has fully lost his voice now. He is gone. He is gone
We can turn turns on why would I turn the turns on when they're already on
They're already on you literally see the rod right there
You can see it right there, Don!
Look, the gun's pointed straight instead of up!
Mm-mm!
All good, all good, we are all good!
We are all good, G, we are all good!
Oh!
I'm heading to the same town.
Meet you over there!
I've got 500 subscribers in case we wanna do a little bit of a game, man.
Yeah, let's do it.
We're probably gonna need a lot of scrap before we wait close.
We need a lot of helicopters going in, roof side.
A lot of low grade.
Yeah, I'm going to find some scrap real quick, see if we can do some flipping.
You know what?
You know what would be good?
We could, if we could sneak up and like right now, instead of instead
of when all eight of us are on, they know we're going to rain.
If we could sneak up and build a raid base.
Into mud.
That would be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like right up on their gate.
You probably have to blow one of their TC's we might be able to do it. I mean I
agree but that's assuming nobody's you know bullshitting which they are.
Fucking metagamers.
Fuck that, go to bed!
By the way somebody just dropped two care packages to the 230 definitely
called that definitely called that two of them.
Yeah, I'm gonna come and contest I take the scrap from now instead. Yeah, let's go kill those guys
Go kill those guys take the shit then we'll go gamble
Sounds good to me. I just are boondi honest be a boob. You guys here boob
This war I just a little bit of boob no boob no boob
I'm deep I am deep
Oh shit those look like they're over by midspace I mean this I mean third of
compound were fucked but I mean if we can catch them outside miss base we can
definitely contest that take those bad boys
Hmm?
I might grab some uh, coke, okay, can we start?
Uh...
Diet Coke.
Ah!
What?
Ritalin.
Always good.
Alright!
Can't!
Ah!
Fuck, here's some cocaine!
Uh...
You're just...
You're gonna die, you're gonna...
I'M A BAD!
Ehhhh...
Uh, mmmm.
Oh.
Oh, Mr. Daked, I'm gonna buy some white good man, good, ah, man!
Hey, Mr. The Fourth Little Prince, I'm gonna buy some white good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, Mom.
I appreciate you, Mom.
Thank you, Mom.
Diet cocaine.
Much better for you than regular cocaine.
100%.
Fuck yeah.
There's a scrap here in this building, but I think it might be base trains.
Maestro, thank you!
Alright, I am Oscar Mike.
Oh, I don't know what that means.
That means on the move.
Gotcha, gotcha, okay.
Oscar Mike Willey.
On my way.
Oh, I hear the eggs, I hear the eggs.
I'm sorry, those guys.
Maestro, thank you.
Thanks.
I'm coming, I'm coming right now.
You have to send me the clips for both parts of that.
Oh, there's no, there's no, everyone went to bed, right?
A lot of people went to bed, I went right to the egg base, they're talking with B-Shing.
Oh, one of them found me.
Oh, Ron's scary.
Is there anywhere where there isn't war?
He pulled a gun at me, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching!
He was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching, he was reaching!
I'll cut you!
You you are reaching you are reaching you are reaching you are reaching I wasn't gonna do but he reads you read
Yeah, I got it. I got an AK kid scored
Hey, I ain't gonna work more good work
All right, we're doing pretty good so far good pretty good so far
You know freks you back. We need you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. It's all
Get a kid to meet up with us
Follow me boys, follow me boys. Oh
Yeah, I should have you for not holy crap with the guy that he's we really
Oh
That one got one full metal kids for full metal kids going for the egg base
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it if we're not I kill them before nine guys. They're all in front of me
I say all of them right here. Okay. Well, okay. Well, I don't I don't have a gun
I don't have a gun. I have a gun for you. I can maybe look that guy that you killed you turn a little
Yeah, yeah, scrappy above you guys scrappy above you guys another mini coming
another one full metal full metal
so I'm sorry I got a guy I got this guy's
Luke you got the one south brother
south make it come in make it come in
got me said get the look at the look at the look
I'm gonna nibble your tops got the backpacks
I'm down here I'm here
do you have a loot? yeah I got loot
there was two more metal guys
I am five mics out
You have two enemy minis approaching from the east
Don't go to your your outposts
I'm looking for the river.
Is that us in the scrappy?
Here's in the scrappy.
Yeah, scrappy, scrappy, scrappy, destroy it.
It's a go down.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Steal this, steal this, steal this.
Who the heck did that go?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Is it good?
It's 212 out of 1000.
Oh, oh, I'm getting shot at.
I don't have a law, I don't have a law.
Oh shoot, they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me!
I'm so sorry, I don't have a law, I don't have a law.
Kill that fucker, kill that fucker!
I don't know, I killed one, I killed one, I killed one.
Eh!
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
Stay in your buildings!
Dog?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing!
I'm healing right now. I'm about to get a wide plank on the right. You got me going though
No, he's dead
I've gone if you need
You get him? You get him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where'd they fucking go?
Oh, yeah. Sorry, my game just froze as soon as you dropped it.
Whatever, fuck it.
We don't need the gun. We don't need the gun.
I've got all the loot.
I got so much loot. I got M2.
I have like 4, 2 AKs.
Who the hell is that full metal guy?
Don't know.
Who's with the garage?
I see him. He's up here.
I'm gonna take this. Take this.
Take this right here.
I knew he puts them on there. I knew he puts them on there. I fucking knew it. It was fucking based. Hey, what the hell wait?
Got it got it. Go get it got it
We go go this cocoa get it
There's guys on it, make it on it, make it on it, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Oh.
I was juiced.
Dude, so was I. I had so much juice.
I had so much loot.
Base trade!
I'm gonna raid our base guys.
I'm starting raiding our base.
No idea.
There was a chance they are.
They're building a fob.
I
Is he the one? I'm pushing up?
I don't have a gun yet, I'm on my way.
We're from, we're from, we're from!
Does it get behind me?
On the fire.
Got me dead!
Nice.
I push it in I push it in
got him nice I'm grabbing this backpacks on the bottom here
take off the shield take off the shield take off the shield take off the shield go go go go go go
I
Fuck you don't look for peanut peanuts I hear anymore
You really do everything I have a lot I have a lot the backpacks with the backpacks
We're gonna die to this fire. Oh my goodness
Oh, they got me! They got me! They got me! I'm down! I'm down! I'm down!
I'm down! I'm down! I'm down!
Southeast! Southeast!
Oh no, I'm dead too.
Fuck!
Oh my goodness, is he still alive out there? Is he still alive?
I think Cocoa maybe?
Maybe Cocoa?
Woohoohoo!
No, we're dead. We're all dead.
Fuck!
Ellie lost it all, David.
Maybe if our team would run some pussies.
We'd have an entire army.
Also, I'm pretty sure we're getting raided on one of our side bases.
Yeah, fuck it.
I don't give a shit unless it's P2.
P2 has all those P2's over there.
Fuck it.
Oh, how's it looking over there?
Train, how's it looking?
Is it everything gone?
He's looting everything out.
No.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know.
Oh no.
We lost it all.
No, no, no, no.
We can somehow get it we can somehow get it
We can somehow get it there has to be guns somewhere on the ground oh
My goodness oh my goodness what's coming right there you with the ears you got much out
I'm dead
Yeah, they are raiding indeed fucking rating
Those on three action
That would have been helpful to now
Yeah, I was birthday of you five I did not know those on three ball of what I was gone. Oh my goodness
This base is our original base. Oh my goodness. That's what they're rating. Oh
I don't really care, you guys want to go defend it.
I'm not going to do anything because I like base trade, but it's kind of funny to think about if he didn't break the rules, we would literally be out of the world all this year.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm going to do anything.
Oh my goodness, oh my god.
Yeah they have a full fob, that's our OG base that we don't care about, but...
What absolute f***ing...
Another f***ing side.
He just had to place that C4, huh? He just had to do that. Yeah, he's not even allowed to use C4
Hmm had fucker. We would have been out of we would back at the base sort the loot by now
He's Louise Louise
He's Louise
I'm gonna check out what's going on over here with this bar over this base. Are there any boy?
Double chat
Stuck in the torture well-in-room, please
Wait, she didn't watch that. Uh, he wants you to have a phone while I lost my phone I lost oh shit
Well, that is a real fob. It's worth kidding
That is a real farm right there they are trying to blow in there
He wise everybody made the the old bases. Somebody comes out of your P2
How do they even know that's our base?
Well, we need every dose is our base
Do they I mean?
How do you play in my base like three days?
I haven't been here like three days. Yeah, I don't know. I mean they probably remember from the beginning
I'm not doing a little way defense. See if you get the boom
Let's even get the boom
Where's everybody at it's only one
I don't even know if you have anything to do with it I'm checking I'm checking um but we
have Coco's gonna sleep you should everybody oh they got thank God yeah yeah how long has
he been live for it's been like 40 hours we've a bunch of tier two weapons we got like
I'm close, but you baggy let me bag it one moment come in there. I don't think I've ever been in this base
There's not much that much
For the turrets the turrets might just insta kill me
Because honestly, I don't know who this is, but we don't do we know who it is?
Oh my god killed me with some guy named KR. I don't know. Oh my god
Guys get it get it together. I've got two C4 here. Let's see if they built that shit like garbage and let's just get in there
Hopefully they built it like crap at least got there
We're fine, we're fine, we'll be fine!
This is our base, holy shit it's memories.
Good old days, good old days.
Alright boys, lock and load, this is going to be a one quick swift movement, we're going
to go out there, kill them all, come back, celebrate.
Alright?
like what I'm hearing let me grab this tommy gun that I have it sounds good
brother tommy good brother tommy good let me grab this real quick here
do I mean do you mean meds wait we have seen this one here we have see
that's what I'm saying we're gonna take that bull that's it open I like that
okay okay I'm being made to make it meds wait we actually have guns in here
It doesn't take four or five like cool. Maybe wait. Yeah, there's some ghosts here. Just make case here
I have an LR. I'm an LR. I'm making switches. We have armor
I got a hatchesuit. We got hatchesuits. All right, we bought we bought this bad boy open
We be roped when you rope we need some ladders
We got rope we got rope we got rope
We have no one though. We have literally no one. You have like 1000. We see the drop boxes
What
Trink, can you place a bag for me right here?
I'm gonna drop it on the ground, I can't place it because I don't have PC.
Let's try behind you.
I have a more than this base that I thought we'd get.
You can place it, it doesn't matter.
I just need one.
Need some ladders?
Ladders, couple ladders!
I had like five guns on me and I was back I was I spawned your neck and I had like I was back in guns. It was a lot
All people peed it now.
I don't think I've got him.
I'll make a tennis for you, boys.
Frank, take a couple.
Yep.
These six for you as well, good sir.
Now we grab the boom.
A 2C4.
Can I get two of those, Frank?
I don't know if we have enough.
Unless they built this base, like genuinely horrid.
I don't think we'll get that there, boys.
And as they built this maze like an actual moron, we gotta not get in there.
A thousand wood in the uh, in the fireplace.
And there's cloth under the tc.
Gajigajoo!
Hmm...
We locked it to here.
We locked it to there.
That we have...
Nothing!
They're not looking good for us guys.
Uh oh.
See you there.
I believe.
We can do this team. I got full confidence
We have a bunch of HVs. That's about it. Yeah, I got two Rockets to see for that. We have one schedule
Yeah, we could what does that even goes through does that goes to stone?
So we do to see for those you show we got that we got that we have that
Wait, wait, I found more guns in here. I found more guns out here. We'll be all our juices out here. What the fuck?
All right, we have actual 556 rifles out here with smoke.
Oh, four more shadows, four more shadows.
Good, good, good, good, good.
But do you need a better gun?
Train, there's so many guns back right here.
People have locked boxes upstairs.
You guys want to pop them open?
Yeah, we're going to have to.
Oh, we're juiced in here, actually.
Hold on.
I'm going to pop boxes open.
There's a lot of sulfur though.
Yeah, sulfur is gonna take about a half.
Oh, HLM, John might just take HLM.
HLM11.
Oh, shit.
H.
There's like three, there's like seven HAs in this box if you want to.
Nah, it's not up here.
It's not up here.
Everything's down below.
There's a little box there.
Bottom left box.
There's nothing up there.
There's a lot of dude in that bottom left box.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that one.
I
Okay, I'm gonna turn this up holy shit. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. All right, you guys ready? You guys ready?
Well, it's ready. I can be you honestly. I was choosing a choosing
All right, well, I need to figure out where the turrets are
We're moving out. So I don't get instinctive. We are moving out boys
What you made out of what you made out of
Metal all right. I don't know if we get through there. Just give it a shot. Just give it a shot
We need wood fucking we'll get there we'll get in there
Just make a gentlemen's agreement mods not to rebuild wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
No, we need to eat high velocity spell ball the turds either side of last these
We're actually like a full row
I've a cheese grids
Wait, wait, did I do that?
I believe so.
Where's the turtle?
There's one on each side. At the base.
At the base of the Hoosie-Doozie.
Oh, I shot Smokin', so you know what?
Oh my God. No way.
I can't see the turrets. We have to wait till that's clear.
Oh, I fucked them up, bro.
They're fully griefed. They're fully griefed.
Oh, stop shooting those, I can't see the turrets!
I'm trying to do a little rotate on them.
Yeah, they're fully griefed. Don't worry about it.
They can't see a fucking thing. Don't worry.
Blow the turns, blow the turns.
Yeah, good shot.
You think you can raise the bags of the fungus?
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Shit.
Did we have any walls or wood?
Fuck.
I'll be right there boys. I'll be right there give me shape. I'm coming. If we have wood we can wall your body
But I don't have any wood on me
I've been a I'll go to the backpack later on when it's safer excuse me mr. Doug
Thank you to get it already loaded it's loaded already thank you good shirt with
With the high-flash heat yeah, yeah good. Oh murder that thing murder that thing
Yeah, we're bought both of them. Yes
I'm on overwatch now. Where the hell are they at? Oh
Easy grab the boom
Oh, no
That one's gone. Oh god. Oh god
I don't know I don't know wait is the roof look open wait
oh my god there's no way there's no way oh my god oh my god all right we have
anymore see for we can't keep with the key movie careful from the front don't go
to the front he was he was he I always see ladders or you're gonna have been
so much I've been 70 70 70 where we're oh you're scrappy incoming scrappy
incoming
Oh my god, oh wait did you come on? I know I'm dead. I don't have walls and I was I'm trying to help
Okay
I jumped off the roof I jumped off the roof
You're dead!
You're dead boys!
You're dead!
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
This is what the server was supposed to be.
That was funny.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, it still is, it still is, right?
At these hours, it definitely is.
We all just died through the turrets
Oh my god. Oh my god. What is this guy doing up there? Dude, I don't know. I'm grabbing
an LR on his head. I'm on his face. I'll give you a second. Be careful. I'm going to leave
the camera to worry 120 is like on the hill we got it like that fucking sniper
terabra 17-17
yeah I know we're gonna be able to get our shit back from that fucking sniper
I don't know I'm gonna sniper I'm gonna sniper you and then you guys you guys
We're out there grab all the signal gate
Is there a wall over there? There's a wall, there's a wall
I'm going for it
I would go for it
Oh he's on top of the fucking horse
That turd's gonna fuck us now
I got my shit
This is it, we have a sniper, we have a sniper
On my body there's like four snipers
Okay
I have one, I have one, I have one
Boop boop boop
See just on top of the scene side somewhere. I don't even know where he is
Hey, they're one on top was even one siphon or someone else
I don't see about GM
We're even Simon from no shit, it should be like 120 somewhere. Oh
Who was that it's to a two people two people
Okay, we like that's a person to bear
Oh
Shit
Oh my god, I'm coming. I'm good
Don't you worry boys poppy's gonna solve this situation
He knows how to deal with fools like this
I
Think somebody is in the right this you know, maybe not
I'm coming I am coming boys. Come on. There's still hope here. Where'd he go?
He's gone!
Bro, are we going to fuck with what's going on here?
I don't know, he's just gone!
I don't know.
We have to get your- if we have a wall we can get your body, but-
If I can get that body back then we're just gonna-
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
But you just need walls.
No, no.
I know exactly which direction to go from.
As long as they're not shooting us from that area, I can get it.
Oh my god!
That fucking sniper, bro.
No, that was a turret.
Yeah, yeah, I know the fucking sniper turret, bro.
Did you get your body train?
Did you slay the helicopter next to me?
Oh, got it.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Did you get my stuff?
not yet but I am where did you fall off the roof from oh wait someone's there
someone's there oh shit oh my god my god my god I could be is God oh I see I've
got to look at me you gotta come this way though I think
guys
I'm gonna go do something.
Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
I thought I heard someone here.
I'm back to the base!
Back to the base!
We just had one more strategic point.
The more strategic point.
I'm just staring at me with a fucking laser right now and it's so scary.
I can see the laser because he has a sniper just holding me on this peak.
I have a shitload of here to take this
like this this and
This and here's a scope for it and a laser for it
Thank you, sir. That's not a shooting by the way, right?
Yes, I'm on that this fucking read the rocket do you get the rockets?
You get the rockets
Top yeah, yeah, I killed him again up top really in the red base. Oh wait. I don't do I don't do I don't exactly do
I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm perfectly perfect. I need perfect. Yeah. Oh
My god, I don't want to do I know what to do
Almost hit him again almost hit him again
Oh
His time they're up top like in the raid base. Oh in the raid base. Yeah, they were in the raid base in the raid base
Careful for that
No, I killed me fuck I've seen my team my God
Okay, I have the perfect plan. I just have to remember that the turret is there. That's it. That's all guys
I'm telling you I can solve this mystery
I
Do exactly what to do
the door to stuff the door stuff
Man, I'm gonna get our bodies back. Don't get our bodies back
Oh my god, oh my god, there's no way you just said that what does that even fucking me
What is that even mean? Explain to me!
Once we add a rule you can only use smokes with guys over 35 hours.
What is that mean?!
They're saving again, they're saving again.
They are saving again.
Where are they?
Oh I see them, I'm up top.
I see them today.
I see them up top. On top of the top.
Okay.
Oh my god.
It's getting worse.
They've helicopter on us now
They've attack Helium us now, we're fucked
No, no, no, no, no
They don't have to cover fire, they don't have to cover fire
Yeah
They should be, they should be, they should be
As soon as they peek
Cover fire, cover fire, cover fire
What the fuck, are they mortaring us?
There's walls here
I need as much cover fire as possible, I can do this, I can do this.
Cover fire for the, uh, fob or cover fire for the hill, shoot, shoot the hill, shoot the hill.
Okay, okay, I see the hill.
I see him, top of the base.
That's all you, that's all you, I don't have a sniper.
I don't see them, bro, they're not peeking.
I'm running, I'm running next to the...
Peeking out, peeking out.
That's all you, maybe you can shoot at me, he might shoot at me.
He's fire-rushed.
Are you getting shot from somewhere else?
He's trying to build.
I gotta find this guy
I killed another one I killed another one outside. Where's he shooting from?
I must kill another one
they're inside the fives
HUNK END
LOOOOOOCKE END
I have a full kit, I have a full kit on me
I just got a full kit
I'm gonna back to D-F
who's blowin' shit up?
that's him, that's him, that's him, that's him
you need heals?
yeah yeah I do
here here here
and then here's uh bandages
I don't really have much other than that
do you need walls? here's walls
and do you need ammo?
I just found a bunch of ammo too
I'm just dying.
Yeah.
Wait, up top, up top.
You saw him?
Yeah.
Right, we're shooting up top.
Get him again.
I think he's down.
Nice.
I think he's down.
There's a attack chopper above us.
Oh my god.
He's down in there.
Nice.
Okay.
Peanut, you need a gun?
I'm good for now.
Okay, just take this.
Just take this if you need.
Oh my god
It's a turn
You grab me grab me
All right, this is the worst this is horrible
This is the worst is the easiest raid defense. I feel like they got one guy shooting
Watch it
I'm taking that turn out. I'm taking that turn out. That's what I'm doing. I'm taking that fucking turn out
I am sick. Who's who the hell's this key angry? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I'm just getting sniped from across the map, and I can't do anything when you just did that
I'm gonna come outside. I'm gonna blow up the term we're gonna go. Yeah, that's all right
That's all that's killer guys we got this
We have some random guys shooting fire arrows above us
We have two guys sniping us in the hills and we have three moderators rocketing our base from a
We need more men we need more men
No, this is easy base of it. We need some more wood and my game
I'm not gonna need it
Do you have any wind?
Oh my god guys we're...
Oh my god
It's Summit! It's Summit in the attack heli!
No way!
It's Summit in the attack heli! He's just fucking HBing us!
We are fucked, we're fucked. We're getting six man.
Yeah we actually are.
What the fuck man?
Do they know the three noobs are on?
I don't know, I don't know.
I have, I have, when I joined her I had 180 hours, I don't know what I'm doing.
Wait, I think the turbine's gone.
The turbine's gone, the turbine's gone.
Who's getting fucked?
I have a hundred hours, please, please.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
It was a homing missile launcher in the base.
Take Summit out.
Okay, okay, alright, okay.
I'm on the move, I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Submit get out of here. Get out of here. Take this summit guy out. That's him, that's
him.
Oh
They're blowing us they're blowing us we need more men we need more men
Right can even get out of our base
They're blowing up they're blowing in
And I'm just getting... I can't even move because I'm getting sniped from across the map.
Like, oh my god.
What kind of places?
Okay, I just can't place this. Cool, cool, cool, very cool.
Very cool, very cool.
Very nice.
Very lovely, very lovely.
That's like, they're like fighting each other too.
Oh, I'm not feeling too good. I'm not feeling my best.
I'm not feeling my best, I'm not feeling my best.
I'm not feeling my best, boys.
I mean what we actually what I'm gonna figure out the rebuild and we have
nothing here to defend I'm usually the last of our one we really have no more
one because I'm joking one of us needs to go outside with an axe
I'm not even fun with you. I have a full kid on it. I can't I can't wait. All right
Then we're getting double rocket if we're getting double rocket in there now. Oh my god
The mod team is fucking us they're back for a bit. I'm gonna slow them down for a second
They're dead in there they're dead
Who the hell is this now?
Who the hell is this person?
There's so many people here.
Oh.
Someone in the back of our base just got sniped.
Our front door is gone.
I
Don't have anything to really do anything with our bases our base is gone
Somebody get a fucking axe and go get some wood
Exo here now to the eggs are here
Oh my god, the eggplant is here, they're in our base.
30v3 guys.
Somebody go get some damn one right fucking down.
I got some more fuel, I got some more fuel.
Get the blood, get the blood.
You got it, here, here, on your feet, on your feet.
They blow up our door, our front door is gone.
They're good, they're good, they're good, they're good.
They're blowing in, they're blowing in.
Oh my god.
No.
Guys, guys, guys.
There's the sleutons, there's the sleutons to get moved.
They moved to the other side, we moved to the other side.
I can't believe I can't build here. I can't build here yet. I can't eat it like can I as soon as I came on a billiard door I
Can't even peek them I can't see them
We can't I don't like it. I can't build right there. You got it. Wait anti-ack. I got it, but I says I says I says
I move the base
Yeah, you guys just you to you to I'm outside
No never take our base!
You guys doing good?
You guys are doing great.
Eggs.
You guys are doing great over there.
Thank you.
Thank you so much fuck of these guys getting the rockets from yeah, how many rockets has that been it's at least like 50
Why are they playing rust what what do they do in here?
God damn it the rocketing our shit
Even though where they blow it into right now
I
Guys we would right now we wouldn't metal fragments. All right, give me a hatchet. Give me a
I don't see a hatchet we can take the tools bonds
The shooting second and third floor
They're trying to blow in
Yeah, they're trying to blow in second and third
I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. Okay. Sounds good. Get that one chief
Get that one big man get that one
And you guys check every
No, they got me they got me they got me they've got me boys. They've got me they got me
RUN GONNA DIE
I'm still holding the front I'm still holding the front they walk in
FUCKING BOYS
Oh shit close the door close the door
Oh fuck
Guys, core is open I'm not even talking core is open so we need to close the door right now
So we need to close the door right now
I'm running back in I'm running back in
Yeah yeah yeah that's all you
I got in the front
60 is good
248 248 248 would
How was us do that close the doors
You have to stop them up this fucking mod team. It's my team. They're too powerful. They're way too powerful
We got to close all the doors
Check check every box check every box
Wait, what's up at what's up at when I die?
I got a bunch of stuff. Where'd my stuff go? I have no idea. Here's 248 wood. I'm going back out there
No
Take the easy way mr. Field bad take the easy way don't read it. Don't read our real base
You take this win you take this win
You go play Drone and Pussy Turret Fox.
You take this win! You take it!
You take it!
You go play Drone and Pussy Turret Fox.
You take it! You take it!
The what? I remember what?
I was in box close to door.
Give me your thousand bucks to store it.
Ah, you gotta check, you gotta check.
I'm looking out see what we're liar. We're in a serious situation right now pal. Oh, yeah
I don't know what they're hitting out there. I know they're using real Rockins
Hope not. I don't know. I
Found those axes we were looking for
Yeah, I need some one stat I need some one stats
You got the wood you got the wood
I
Train here great
Blowing and they got me they kill me for all you blow you blow you what do you think you do you?
They're about to blow right here. They're about to blow right here. They're about to blow. They're about to blow
Oh, they wait. Oh, they miss they miss they miss they miss when we call this one behind me
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Good work. Oh good work. Are you guys clear?
Are you guys good? Yeah, we're good. We're good. Nice. Nice. Nice. We are good. We're
You're gonna outlast these motherfuckers!
They don't have enough room for this.
They don't know what they signed up for.
They just moved up and they're gonna blow this up, I think.
We're gonna outlast them!
You're gonna outlast them! We're gonna live forever!
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Wait, how'd they break that?
The wall outside is not even open.
I have no fucking clue.
Oh, shit, it's on full health!
Oh, yeah, look, see right here, see right here.
oh no oh no that's over electrical too bro we're gonna lose turrets on it's gone
it's gone
they're in there in there in there in there in there in I'm running for them
running for there in boys we're not we're not we're not we're lucky lucky I'm
I'm dead, I'm dead, fuck!
We are fucked boys, we are fucked, we are fucked, we are fucked!
We are done for boys, we are done for!
We are done for, it's over, it is over!
We've lost the fight!
This war is not gonna get got real, I close all the garage doors and shoot at least 20 rockets.
At least, we're gonna get it!
Oh
Fucking peas I've got fucking B bombs up here
We're gonna make them pay for it if they want to get it if they want to get anything out of a board
I'm taking this door as soon as they come through. They let him know let them know
Anybody have cost they blew up my bag in there. They blew up my bag. I can't even spawn over that. I got you. I got you
I'm making a bag. I'm making a bag. Yeah
I got you boss don't you worry don't worry I've got you boss need to hold the
line in there until I get there I'm holding on I'm holding on I'm my
primitive my primitive me
there you go I got you got you don't let him in mr. trade don't let him in
They want me to have to pry for a cold-bed head
My god, I'm behind them. I see five people with snipers five. They're holding the line
Look at the whole server here guys
Flash ping oh
My god
oh shit oh shit what's going on what's going on they're right here they're right
here oh they got me they got me they got me they got me here get over here
all right guys there's seven yeah I think there's a bunch of teams out there my
god there's a bunch of teams out there I think we get a lot of guys they're
all sniping there's eight people appear sniping on this fucking thing
Oh
Oh well you see the bees inside where we are and see it
Oh
I'm gonna die to bees now
They're blowing in they're blowing in they are blowing in
I'm there in two hundred seconds I'm there in two hundred I got a head back and into that front door
I need to do it
200
watch out yeah I'm gonna close this I'm gonna close this open up yeah I'm ready
I'm ready for this right this way are you ready for this wait wait wait wait wait
wait the door go the door you ready for this side I'm ready I'm ready I'm
ready for a golden hands come on baby I'm ready oh shit
What are we doing trainwrecks? What are we doing? What are we up to? What are we up to?
I don't know. That's gotta be an in-game glitch. It's gotta be a character monoglyce.
Probably a character monoglyce. That's probably what it is. That's probably what it is.
Let's just say we fought valiantly. We fought valiantly. We gave it everything we had.
No.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Let's say we didn't just give it to him.
All right pal, we did not lay out our backs and give it to him.
We gave him everything we had.
Oh man.
Oh shits.
They're in, they're in.
Oh shits.
They're still not in core.
Hey how you doing G?
They're still not in core. I'm pretty sure out of boom.
Just fudging.
Alright chill, chill.
Pretty sure they're out of boom.
Fuck you peanut. Fuck you
Bro the bees are fucking I'm getting crazy hit markers
I got two of them good shit good shit nice
You got any wood seal seal
We're not losing this boys we are not losing this!
I'm not losing my perimeter is me!
We are not losing this fight!
I'm spawning in 40 seconds, 40 seconds I'm back.
I'm there in 45
And all you guys scum bags, baby go grab another five teams
Go grab another five you scum bags
I don't know how we're doing it guys, but we're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it
We are doing it boys. We are doing it
what's up yeah I'm there in 10 I'm there in 10
your song's in a read well GGs Mr. P not that was fun we're gonna break tomorrow so
we figured we'd hit this one GGs wait you about that was that was about all
the boom we had it was a it was a it was a valiant to tip my friend a valiant
dead oh yes it was very valiant it was like the short boss right you can
go together outside take a fucking picture
by the way yo yeah yo by the way k-r is an addition to the team addition to
who our team who who the hell are you he's who the hell are you I fucking
I am peanut
You're fucking peanut. No, I am peanut. I didn't know you had the boyfriend my bad. No
Okay, no, no you get out of here for the clarification
It's a Zarbase
You get out of here. This is our base. We held we held boys. We held that's what matters most
Yeah, that's all that matters
Guys I'm coming up to the top and I'm killing these fuckers
Yeah
There's a lot of lead on the ground right here. Do you need some ridges?
Yeah here
Thank you. Thank you. That's all I got. It's all I got
I'm on the move boys. I'm on the move. I'm gonna get the last you
You want to rock it? You have a rocket you're rocket? Yeah
Give it to me give it to me give it to me this and this yes, sir. Yes, sir. You're a good man. You're a good man
Take that take that we're getting the last fuck you boys
We're getting the last fuck you
I'm going up with you. I'm going up with you
We're gonna let these bitches have it
They're not getting away?
Oh, they're not getting away from me.
They're not getting away from me.
We're there.
We're the scum bags.
I don't see anybody.
Oh, there's one that landed outside.
Oh, I missed.
I missed. I missed.
I missed.
Oh, I said there's two up in the thing.
There's two up in the thing.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
I'm dead. I died. It did not go good for me chief. It did not go good soldier. It did not go good
I'm my primary my primary me
I killed one
What am I doing up here i'm lost i'm lost i'm lost go back go back go back
I shot the windmower the rocket launcher and then got stopped in the mouth
That's how that went down by the way of you
I didn't want to know but now I know thank you and a lot and a lot of day friends. I do it
Wait to the 26% I get up I get that rocket launcher again
Me to crack side over there
huh
you got 26% chance 26%
I'm getting up, I can feel it
I can feel it
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one
and that thing again
are these shooting arrows at me?
I don't know what they're shooting
But I have a lot of cloth on me.
Oh, I didn't get back up.
I did not worry. I did not worry.
I have C4. I have one C4 left.
Oh no.
I'm on the way back.
Don't you worry boys. Don't you worry.
We're gonna get the last fuck you on this one.
Fuck it in boys. Fuck it in.
fuck yourself die
I killed the one on the left
this is my base you're not welcome here you are not welcome here
They rocking it again?
Yeah, they got more boom.
They got more boom somehow.
How'd they get more boom?
I don't know. I don't know.
I bet you it was base grade.
Got little stuff.
I don't know.
Boom is giving them more boom.
I need some of this.
I'm coming down. I'm coming down.
down I'm coming down the battle is not yet one I don't know the battle is not
yet one boys like it not get in you never take our base you may take our
but you'll never take our base.
My rocket launcher.
What's up?
The HKM wall you built is down.
Oh, shit, that's not good.
I just killed him in there.
We're gonna stop walking in for a little bit.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, wait, hold up.
What if I must survive?
What if I must have survived?
Hey, how you doing jeep? I'm coming in I'm coming in don't you worry don't you worry?
They are still rocketing this shit. I'm coming. I'm coming don't you worry. I'm coming
Oh
There's like three or four in there my god
I had quality high quality
Give you more doors with their
Hey, we go there we go boy there we go my god is sir. We're still in business boys. We're still cooking we are still kicking
There's so I didn't think I had more people guys
We are still kicking, boys!
I'm not gonna lie about us right now, little kid. We're doing good.
We're still alive.
We're still doing pretty good. We are doing pretty good.
You bring a thousand more, man! It won't make a difference!
Yo, uh, Pino, do you have wood? Do you have wood?
I got wood.
Fuck you!
Put a frame right here. Put a frame right here.
and die.
Turn into metal, turn into metal, turn into metal.
There you go.
Beautiful.
You need a gun?
Train?
We're kind of running out of materials.
Are you see how I'm not going to go?
No, not happy, happy, run your feet.
Don't you worry about it.
Alright, bro.
That's the first of long haul.
I'm grabbing a hatchet.
I'm going to farm some more.
I mean like, I mean like, I mean like metal and shit.
I don't really have a lot of metal left for sealing.
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you, jeep.
It's okay.
I'm looking through everything.
I'm finding little pieces of it everywhere.
I'm finding little pieces.
I've got a little bit left. I've got a little bit left.
I could probably do the Hoosie-Doozie a couple more times.
They like doing it more times.
All we need is the Hoosie-Doozie.
No, we have a furnace in the bay somewhere.
You might just cook up some metal.
I can probably make one of your fuel.
What do we got here? What do we have?
Ed, oh, you got!
Ed, oh, you got out there!
Yeah, pretty much.
I'm good. I'm good.
Alright, because we don't have a lot left in here either.
My team is hitting me with rockets as well, so you know.
Ah, that'll happen, that'll happen.
That'll happen
Gotta be careful out there
Get into the core and it says
Yep, yep, yep, yep
That'll happen
Gotta be careful out there
We can call it a truce, right?
Let's call it a truce here
No one wins, you know, it's all good, guys
Oh, they destroyed the foundation below, oh shit
They destroyed the foundation boys
They destroyed the foundation right here
Wait, wait, wait, don't open that up
They're the foundation's broken
The foundation's broken, the foundation's broken
Oh, I gotta repair this
Oh, I'm waiting for the to be, I'm waiting for the to be
I got it we got the foundation back with good boys oh wait our top thing is open oh shit
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going go go go
I'm on the move, I'm on the move!
Alright, we're sealed, we're good. We're safe yet again. We are safe yet again boys!
Once again, we are safe.
Good work, gentlemen! Good work!
Well, the good news is, we're safe.
The bad news is we have no fuel to build a furnace to keep cooking.
We have a shitload of bullets.
I'm going to repair real quick. One second.
Oh my god, I have no idea what's going on out there.
Sorry, I'm killing all of you.
No, I know exactly what I got to do.
I'm going to grab a hatchet.
Okay.
I'm going to find the bodies for fat.
Okay.
Use fat and cloth to make fuel, make us a furnace.
We're gonna cook or and we're gonna have infinite building supplies. Good good good good. Thank you. Thank God
You have to enter the base to the side things not not be a door
I mean blowing themselves up what's going on over there they blow it each other up. I have no idea
I'm praying they are
I gotta get a scope.
I gotta get a little scope.
Oh, I found 100 more hike wall.
Score.
Oh, 20 more hike wall.
Oh my god, we're cooking.
We're cooking.
We can survive.
We can survive boys.
We got this.
I got fully juiced.
I got right here.
You good?
I was looking for 8 eggs.
What are they doing out there?
Are they- are they- are they booing each other?
I hope so.
Cause they can't move us anymore, please.
Okay, be careful, someone was shooting south-east, that wasn't us.
What are they doing out there?
They looking at game chat?
Are you alive?
Oh, yeah, we're alive!
Are you alive?
What?
Barely. All right. I go home now you guys get out of here go home
Go home get out of here. No. Yes. No, go home. You're being naughty
No, go home. You're being very naughty get out of here
No, baby come out there
I'm not giving you shit
I'm still on repeat it. We need it bad. He's back. Oh
Well, you gotta come down because I gotta do this
I don't know where it is. It's oh, it's my top right gun box. I'm right good box
And they're blowing it again
I'm gonna go check up top see if we
There's a bubble there
Follow me!
Follow me, gentlemen!
Follow me!
Oh, fuck.
I see how these walls are doing.
Yeah, let's do it okay.
Alright.
Let's see what's going on up here.
Alright! It's time to quit!
Time to stop!
Everybody stop!
Everybody give up!
It's time to give up!
Everybody give up!
up everybody go back to your homes
nothing to see here if you would
kindly fuck off that would be fantastic
for me in my crew I don't know if this
is all I'll be out of the oven I got
my guts my guts my guts and we're good
It was a distraction, Mr. P.W.G.G.'s.
Oh, I hit the radio at P3 base.
It's not good.
They actually hit our P2 base?
I have no idea.
I'll go check, I'll go check.
Okay.
It might be over for us.
We might be screwed, we might be screwed.
Every base is gone.
Let me check, let me check, let me check.
Let me check.
I'm going I am on the way I
I doubt that's true. We probably would have been told by better chat. I didn't see a single thing
Where am I somebody is in this base right now with me I just heard somebody jump. Oh, that's not what I dare
Oh, I is it base-jade base are you here?
Hmm
They trade
No
They straight looks normal to me
Nothing really see down a place
That's good. Yeah, everything kind of sees normally it I'm haters
So hit our base over here while we're hitting two bases at once. Well, I mean
Once again, they're not really that much to that
But I'm looking good over there. Nothing really is wrong with that. Nothing really wrong with it. Okay. Okay. Okay
I think it was fine. I think it was fine. We know of yet. Well, I mean, I'm looking out
I don't see anything. I mean, I go to take upstairs. You know, we go to take upstairs. We go to take upstairs
You fucking hide or I just have a killer headache so I'm trying not to get too loud.
I have a throbbing headache.
I'm chicken, I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken, I'm chicken, I'm chicken, I'm chicken, I'm
chicken.
Everything's fine, everything's fine.
Oh wait, they destroyed a scrappy on top.
They destroyed our scrappy.
Oh, and a couple boxes.
They destroyed our depot boxes on top.
I guess we're good guess we go I guess we go back we go back
I don't think electricity is out. I think we're good. Looks like it's working. I've got electricity.
We're all good to go. I think we're all good to go.
Is it looking good over there still?
Everything's looking fine. They destroyed a couple things on the roof.
Okay.
You should have a roof.
Yeah, yeah, it's me. It's me.
Okay, cool.
I've been on the roof.
See, I kind of have a dilemma.
What I have a solution for us to get fuel. Yeah
Requires me doing something that I feel terrible for even in game
So there's a horse in our compound. Yeah, it'll give us a lot of animal fat
Do I kill that horse we need to kill that horse by bugger. She's telling me that I'm blind that I saw
That I saw our towers outside of destroyed
Oh
They're fine
There was someone behind that train that little thing right behind you southeast
Find me
Not easy crazy Oh
Nothing
Not easy so sorry yeah, I'm bouncing you I've never killed a horse. Yeah, it's just so sad. It's so sad
You got to do what you got to do?
Telling my buggers to say that I was blind and then I saw that my Sam turns were gone.
Do we even have Sam turns on his mates?
I don't even remember.
My Sam turns are fine.
What are you guys talking about?
Everything seems pretty normal to me.
Oh
It's parachuting in parachuting into our base wait. Oh, no
Is it hell why is your one HP one HP in the air right now one HP here. Oh
Is your dad pretty getting snag from the other guys, so you say cannot compete with look I got him
I can't oh you got him. You got him. Yeah. Yeah. Can you check if there's a body right over here where I'm shooting?
Where are you honey right behind you southeast is there a body over there? Yeah, there is but the problem is I
Okay, I'm gonna farm it fast because there's a here's like a full kid. It was a full kid body
I like God it's just a big grief. It has
They're rocketing us again by the way. I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm going back
They just keep coming back with more boom
I'm so close guys. I'm ten fuel away from a fucking a furnace. I'll be right there
I will be right there. No, I know I saw them. I'm just gonna leave them. I don't really care across them
Hey, they destroyed stuff at our base over here just like with like spears
Hell you get out of here it starts if you fill enough spears and you get her angle you can you can destroy turrets
So probably just spearing our turrets out, preparing for a raid either today or tomorrow.
Yeah, probably.
You guys get out of here!
Oh my god, are we retarded?
I'm doing all of this, I just clicked this box and we have two fucking furnaces up
here.
Really?
Hey!
I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't know this layout, so this is my first time
I didn't have a bag here, so
We're gonna have to do something about everybody teaming up against us
I'm not sure what it is, but I can't be on 24 hours 24 7 we have to do something about that
It is pretty fucking lame. I'm not gonna lie to you
Let me get a gun kill you guys we have the furnaces, but we have no wood
Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
it
fantastic fantastic
that is what i love to hear
thanks bro
hey chief
alright furnaces listen guys
you guys weren't okay
Alright dude, they were literally told today to not grieve.
Rod's frozen out, they literally were told by the admins, they had to take down a whole wall because of it, had to do it again.
That's quite frankly kind of annoying.
That is super annoying, that is super duper annoying.
Those guys literally got into a bull to day for what they're doing now!
What they're doing literally right now!
Well, I'm talking about that big wall around there.
Yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness, it's annoying. That is annoying
You guys
Guys guys you got in trouble today for what you're doing right now boys you guys get out of here
The fuck say
You guys really got in trouble today. Oh wait, Kiki Anna. Oh, it's sad. Oh, sorry. My apologies. I know you got it. Hey, it's a bit up there with you
Oh my gosh, Jesus Christ. I'm like, what did I do?
Oh, he died? Yeah, yeah. You carry on Kiki. You're good. You can do whatever you're doing. Del's man to get the fuck out of here.
Oh
God
I've been told your box is on the roof broke. I'm just here to fix them real quick. I'll be out of here. Thanks chief
Thanks chief. Thank you so much. Oh, yeah, no problem. No problem at all
No problem at all
We have successfully
They came to our door and said it's over. GG's
They've already said that. Be careful. Be careful.
They might be tricking you. They might be tricking you.
They might be tricking you.
They had the next show but fucking two more rows of boom.
Man.
Oh, oh my AK. Score!
Are they outside?
I have no idea.
I mean I've been on...
Oh, someone's up there running.
Someone's paintballing.
Paintballing.
I'm actually I'm actually deposit and go see
Hide hide hide. That's all that they just want. Yeah behind us
I don't think they're done boys. I'll be careful
He's right he's right under remember where you kill the horse. He's right there on the horse
I'll take care of them real quick. I killed one of them. I still one more
Where are you you come on now you come on now where you at yeah killed that guy oh
He's where you at his loot. Oh, he's dead
I'm gonna kill submit. I'll be right there. I'm beeping. I'm a peepin
But those guys sounded like they were going getting off going to bed. So it sounded like nice people
Oh, it was base trade here.
Uh oh.
Oh, base trade was over here.
I think we killed base trade.
He was here now, yeah.
I guess he blew us up with a fucking C4 when we had all the loot on us.
I can't, I'm just two naked guys running around the base over at BT when I cannot find them.
They're just hiding in the nooks and the crannies.
Anything else you need done while I'm here for unit?
Do we have an extra Sam turds they both couple Sam turds
That would be fantastic
Western side up yonder
I know they did that I did put up like seven for you guys
I can go get some work. That would be fantastic. Miss me. So you're a good man. Miss me. So you are a good man
You're a good man, guys. Hey, can I see you guys save over there to be safe? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we're good
they're gonna be up there forever then so they break their legs
who's that shoot who's out there shoot who's out there shoot who are you who's that
That you are we is this year? Yeah
Let me see let me see this one right here
Let me take it on one
I think this is
This is like it would ever this is ours. This is ours. Oh, this one. I don't know. I don't think so
Oh, it might be it might be I don't know I don't know not my
I see I didn't build that it might be I building access here's a building plan building plan
Oh, no building block. This is someone else's just one houses
Thank you, Ali. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh
I
Oh fuck I just off the random guy.
Fuck it!
Fuuuuck it!
Hmmmm.
Rex where'd you go?
Alright well I guess this isn't really part of the base.
Uh, that's most of them, that's most of them, that's most of them.
That ain't part of the base.
If you want to blow that up they can bite me.
all right follow me boys follow me boys I'm making sure you got to do some
checks and some balances here some checks and some balances I know they
But they're griefing us the griefing eyes they get this good
Ridiculous those bastards
Peanut what's up?
I'm not too busy. I'm just kind of making sure the TC's are okay
Okay
Okay, buy more and set them up if you want but there's a chance that you just get griefed again
Yeah, I can say yeah, I can send them up. I can send them up. Yeah, awesome up. Yeah, I got it
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir, where the where the T season these out of things
Hey by the way with you, you know, you know, you can build like ceilings on someone else's property
Yeah, can you also build half walls of someone else's property?
No, not without both commission, but it's somebody has built a mission
Somebody's got no reason how to present because I saw half walls a lot of them
Show me why I broke them all I broke them all but there was a ton from the back
It was all around the back here touch of half wall
Oh
Yeah, we left over for me. I never like shout out a new my trigger anything
Let me double check. Let me double check. Let's give it a little look see here
Really, Peter real quick just over here though. This is where the so it's on both sides mirrored
This is where the TCs are on both sides, but they're mirrored. I don't have off anymore and I don't want to reauthorize myself
Got you got you okay
Let me see here
If we if we look to be good nobody says spacer is
There's no TC back there that don't need days ago ahead
I'm back. Can you know but this this covers that like anything that this is connected to is also part of that PC
Oh god
I got you. I got you
Sounds only got you okay sounds good. Thank you. Thank you. I'll go take the other one then
And I follow me boy follow me boy
I sound good well I will do will do in this space we are for sure yeah
Papa's about to get better you in chat who's papa?
Oh
Let me check this one. Yeah, everything seems to be normal. Hey guys, I think we're good. I think we got good
Yeah, no suspicious people on the TCs no one's suspicious
All right, all right, we're good to go
They destroyed a couple things up top. We're gonna do bases defended you bases
defended you base is defended from like five or sixties we did pretty good today
boys we did pretty good we did pretty good today boys
I think that's what it seems to you that did you want me to set these up or do you want me to
story I'm still you want to all the show if you don't want to if you want to that's fine I
I can set him up later. If you had time, I'd love to.
But if you don't, if you don't want to, I'd fine.
I can set him up later.
I'll tell you, I'll put two up now.
And then, you know, upstairs,
I'll put two by the rocket factory area.
How many if you get, if someone griefs him
and you need to worry about an MLRS,
they're like right there and you can just quickly
set him up.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
All right, I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm coming to you boys, I'm coming to you boys.
Okay, I'll miss you.
I'll miss you to my trade. I'm not over. I'm not over. All right. Are they actually gone gone? I
Haven't heard anything in a while. I just got back
Yeah, they're gone
Good work. Oh, it's good work out there
I mean another victory for the night of the bongus
Oh
I'm dead
That guy is still on top of our roof. It's big iron. Oh my god. Oh my god. Leave me alone
Oh, he just broke his leg. I think he fell down. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, good happens, good happens.
I'll kill him.
Hey, fuck yourself.
You tell him, you tell him, you tell him.
You kill him?
I killed him, yeah, he's dead.
Good work, good work.
All right.
I just handcuffed him.
All right, all right.
Oh
You are seated I was thinking about implementing like
Like group raids in the next white, but I know that I think about I don't know if that's a good idea
It's everybody kind of much redots in a month. I
Don't know if that's a good idea, and I'd love to be able to play. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think it does because I I mean what we have as allies
Yeah, I mean if not then the whole server will be at your doorstep
You'll log on like wait what's happening to our which base are they reading they're all gone. All right. Yep. Yeah
Yep
Well things up afterwards. We'll be safe
We
Already get you painted. Yeah, I already know I know I do but I really can't yeah, I don't know where you guys
No.
Something, no, no harm, no battle.
If they took out that BQ base, no, while we were doing this,
I probably would be a little bit mad,
but no harm, no battle, no harm, no battle.
No harm, no battle, no harm, no battle.
I don't know.
If you can come get me somehow, I'm down to come.
Oh, is this the door in here?
I'm going outside, fair it out.
Make sure everybody's going.
Make sure everybody's really going.
Yeah, I'm going to go out there.
It was not a kid.
Mm-hmm.
Make sure these fools are out of our hair.
He's...
He is from out the grass.
That's me doing eggs.
Oh, gosh, you gotcha.
Oh, yep.
Got to get the eggs.
He was shooting over by the arctic thing.
Yeah, let's go contest that.
Fuck it.
I'm down.
May as well.
Oh, okay.
I know how to do that.
Okay, nice.
nice you put a paint now but I think oh yeah okay hey I do it okay we we won the
raid we won the raid you should have seen it we went out of the blades of
glory you should have seen it out there mr. orange man who raised us outside
Mr. Feels bad and then I guess us base trade so I guess we made it ourselves and
then he angry group and then I have no idea I have no idea and then a couple
other guys I have no idea but we we won we won and we did we did accept
Oh, and the eggs and the eggs
Victory is
And the eggs and the eggs
Yes, sir origin. We are a mess to be traveled with
They from the business
What's the card? I was here for a bit, but I don't know if we were allowed to intervene
Yeah, you always wanted me. I just kind of stood back and washed up
I would have been deep on the rain base.
You're allowed to intervene, you're allowed to team up with them.
Which isn't really stopping anybody, but you know who cares.
But yeah, you're allowed to do whatever you want.
I would have been deep on the rain base.
That would be very helpful. That would have been very helpful.
Alright man, good luck out there.
You're the good woman, George.
I'm going to the Arctic obviously what's going on with those those cabloons
I'm just
He was telling about it doing yes, you go do that. Oh, yeah, and then something as well
That was a joint venture that yeah
In the attack chopper just shooting at all of us. That was great. I was really good
So I gotta do something as high off his ass right now
Shooting at everyone. He's hit the base mid-air. I was wondering it looked like a drunk driver in there
Follow me boys. Follow me
Yeah, they're blasted there's no blasted I got I got this dinky customers of G. I don't know if we'll be one
Also, I can't see shit.
I'll just wait for you.
I see a message.
Wait, do you need a hazmat suit to go in there?
Where's your hazmat suit to go in the Arctic?
I can bring him in if you need it.
Yeah, I need one. I need one.
Alright, I'll grab you one.
Hazmat suit.
So you can go try it out.
Thank you.
Oh, I got you.
I'll just figure out where to push it at.
I'm dying of cold.
I'm dying of cold. Oh my god. I don't even know I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna try to run over there as fast as I can kill him
Just close these door strikes. Yeah, yeah
Oh
Turn up my game
I'll be there in 10 likes oh shit
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you give me a shit give me a shit fuck you
I'm on my way to you huh
Yeah, yeah, I didn't get you. Did I win? Fuck yeah. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. This
is all crap. You're keeping it. It's all garbage. It's all garbage. You keep that trash out
I don't want your trash.
That's his garbage.
That's his trash.
No.
Now where are these other fools fighting?
Oh, I hear them. I hear them. They're inside.
Y'all about to die. I'm cold. Honestly, might as well just run in there.
George! I'm going in. I'm going out of the die anyways.
I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there shortly if you
uh you're fucked on. I died of a age boys and whatever.
I saw my way. I saw the guy. I pulled my gun up the
suit so I one bullet and just fell over.
Yep. And we're having and we're going off.
fuck it I'm going in and lamping boys
I'm on my way
it was a fire agent right in front of our base it's a bunch of hearts really
yeah that's this looks nice actually looks good I want to see you
Oh, why'd my guys so fucking fat?
They're squinting on if I missed these fireworks to my guys a fat ass.
They're still going off a little bit.
There's some more.
Wait, hopefully they hit the hearts again there.
They're doing good.
Okay, do you see the guy in arctic I'm still coming over
I'm watching the fireworks, okay, okay, whoa, they're like good
That's beautiful
dreams really do come true. We're in the city of dreams. Alright, back to killing people.
I
Follow me
Time to murder some innocent people
Oh listen and more
You back to the murder yeah, let's get back to the murder boys you guys come into the Arctic with me. Oh
Yeah, I'm on my way. All right. All right
actually see someone running in the middle of the road right now with no
clothes oh my god fuck him fuck him
you little hazmat suit here we go perfect he is gone he's that he's that
couple five five six is he done oh excellent placement of the furnaces
He's excellent, excellent placement.
He's some low grade.
Oh, look at those eggs.
Fuck it, we're on the move.
Eat your food, eat your food, eat your food, eat your food.
I've been seeing everything.
Oh
I'm a couple boys. I got my signal. I'm gonna come in. We was that we was that
You guys go to our table what yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's good, let's go to the electric.
Get your chip.
They're inside that garage on the right side.
Okay, there's a dude, a rogue is the...
Here, come take some meds, here, take some meds.
Oh my God!
Are we going back?
We are going back.
Gonna find another way.
Pretty sure that person is bowlocked too,
so I just feel bad shooting anyone who's bowlocked.
Oh
Now where is this guy
Hey, I still here
There's no shoot not fire was up there a little poopy-whited, but they're still doing it
these guys I don't know they're still there they were there when I was in like five
edge yo mm-hmm we kind of all we kind of all just like stopped and just started
watching the fireworks we go back to the egg base the easy run around over there
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I like that
I think they're like six headshots. What the fuck was that? Yeah, those blue guys
They do not fuck around let me tell you
Oh, what's happening to it?
Tell me dude.
I'm going to the egg base.
I'm going to kill as many eggs as I possibly can, massacre.
Why is this thing lighting this up?
I don't know, but thank God it's not.
Wait, that's a player.
That's a player.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Inside, inside, inside.
Go, go, go, go!
It's an Arctic.
Come on, come on, come on.
Wherever you are.
Oh my God.
Fuck off.
I'm going back in here.
Yeah, put this freak on him.
I'm going in. You ready?
I'm waiting for you. Come out. Come out.
You give us your shit right now!
And no one gets hurt!
I...
You give us your shit right now, you motherfucker!
And no one gets hurt!
He's on me. He's on me.
Oh, he's on you.
God!
God, who was it? Who was it?
Oh, no.
Earlier
Oh come it was
Who wait who's coming again? He's up today so at some point. Is he at the C9 raid? I
Don't know
By the scrappy just now things you
During the heli. Oh during the heli. We were oh wait. We were trying to get the boxes
You saw him somewhere. All right, let's move
Let's go to the egg base time to kill everyone. I put boys they have unlimited people so we kill it double and we get the fuck out
Oh, you know with the egg base
Sir, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Anybody needs food? I found some food in there. I am all good. I I have no man's
I'm solid yeah, I mean okay, I just look close
We're cracking some eggs. I've had benches for the past like eight hours
I mean that base had legit nothing I don't know how we survived all I'm gonna be honest with you
That enough to survive I am approaching a territory
I hate coming over to help us my pisses drops when I find the snow with those amazing
We're gone we're out for blood the egg base I'm trying to crack some eggs boys get over
you quick I'm trying to scramble some eggs I can't wait till tomorrow we raid that close
She said on the beach we're gonna take it for all he's got
Anyone we see with an egg suit anybody we see with an egg suit you blow them back to kingdom come
Well never part of the party
Hell you're right there. Hell you're right there two people in it. Oh wait, it's landing
Is that easy lady a base should be no no that's too far from these days
long truck right holding this long
oh you want to shoot that you want to
shoot that huh these ladies later where
yeah I'm looking I'm looking oh someone
just said hello behind that's me she's
me say bitchy speech go go go
watch out there's hella mines over here
I've died many times someone's running to
you guys behind you guys I hear right
here with the right here the right
here right here oh I see them I see
them
OVER THERE!
Where are they, where are they?!
There's three, there's three, here's three!
WHAT YOU GOTSHOCK!
Put your hands up!
No, Where!
Put your hands up!
We have a listen.
Don't hide kiddos.
Ah.
Put your hands up!
phrase
party!
Put your hands up!
oh
Oh it's a party, it's a party!
IT'S a therapeutic village.
Heyyy!
I'm getting like one FPS right now, I'm sorry, it's a slide show.
That's my job!
I'm good work boys, good work.
Can you kill that one egg?
Peanut, peanut, what, what, what, what, what?
You want this whole thing this long to put on the takeoff?
You are let me see let me see. That's great. We'll kill that guy. We'll kill that guy. Who's this guy? Oh, it's Chrissy. It's Chrissy.
We're about to start dancing.
It's party time. It's party time.
I am in slide time.
As are you over the arty base. As are you over the arty base.
Yeah, next time an arrow is gonna heat seek its way.
I think you're like six
You want to be you want to be you shall be oh what the hell who's on you
Oh
We're switching for the north for the north oh you heard that
Oh my god, I just got shot. I just got shot. He's far. He's far. He's far. Oh, I just got head shot it
Yeah, no, I'm alive. I have no heels to be doing this. There's no way we can do this
got a retreat got a retreat oh my god legit one HP oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm
dead what the fuck yeah shooting you're shooting guy by the side go to the
side side up top side up top are you holding hold it I just gotta heal for a
second it's looking a little rough for me I have no more
he's right he's by the big side of there fine yeah come on fire cover fire
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him, come on fire, come on fire.
Hit him once, hit him once, yeah, hit him once.
He's pissed.
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
Hit him again.
Go, go, go!
Keep him down, keep him down, keep him down!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing ahead as well.
Come on, wait, wait.
We're going, we're going.
Hey, John, I got him!
I'm moving up. I'm moving up. I'm pushing ahead as well. Yeah
Look at our pumpkin's advantages right now. Yeah, I'm running that pussy
I'm spamming bandages right now. It's all I got
He's ready. He's ready. Where'd you went to yeah?
Bring up from the sign to the right sign of the right. Yeah, I'm moving I'm moving I'm moving
from northeast to east
And you knew walls
Get up there. Oh, he just shot again
Oh, it's fucking alley. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
taking this shit
We are going to start again
Should we take this in or not?
290
290?
Howie was raiding us
We are absolutely taking that
Did we do what she was raiding us?
She was in that group on the first raid
She was in that group coming and killing us
On the first raid
At 8k?
No, she was not coming in
is not coming in. Yes, she was. She was killing us. She was running around in the base, killing
us. I know she wasn't. No, she was not. I assure you. I assure you. But was Ali over there
killing us since he died? I assure you. I don't think she was, chief. I don't think
she was. She's an ally. Listen, listen, I will. After this, I'm going to get you
a flip.
I
Counter-aiding and messed up. I died three times in our complex in our compound to to that person
I will give this up back later. We're taking it on alone. We're taking it on alone. I'll give you that shit back
We're taking it out alone alone. Now we make
That boys now it's going to go to bed party
fuck it man, fuck it man
who got two switches?
score!
we're rich now
let's go right to the egg village again
now listen, what worst comes the worst?
I'll get you a few subs
sounds good, sounds good, sounds good
you're like give me this goddamn clip, I gotta find it
I swear she's gonna kill me
I will get it for you
you say Owie was actually in the base kill with us?
killed me yes in the base I'm gonna go to the bottom and see if she killed
anybody else but absolutely when I was ready defending I was getting killed by
her against the game I'm sure what's in it was a wye it was for sure for sure
and I was saying it during the raid so if you just go back to your bottle you'll
hear screaming time to extract do this one time face cake lies guys like
Outchilling at the mall and these sleekies came up and started accusing them of
That is how that story went Mr. B. That is how that story went
And that is how that story went
Hamburger it could have been an accident maybe who knows I do I maybe I may use it actually
Well, you know what there's an accident. I forgive her, but it still cost them at sticks
I'm about to see any eggs.
I don't see anybody.
There's a guy right there!
Got him!
Alright.
Things are going pretty good.
Oh no, no mercy! You'll be selling to you today!
No mercy will be selling to you today, motherfucker!
And we're gonna keep doing that, you piece of shit!
I don't know why but I don't like that guy. I can't tell you why but I stopped.
He had meds for me though, honestly that was really good.
Never rich.
Yeah.
So take it as a prisoner.
Not again.
We needed to down e hood cough med.
Yeah, down
Hoodcuff man is that way that's what it is. Oh, yeah, don't eat hookup bag
Man, we needed that one right there. Let's go see if we can spy on a hippie be conversation. Get any intelligence
But you better get some good sleep that boys cuz tomorrow we're doing a 12-18 hour rate on folksy baseman boys
Yeah, it's going to take four days, you know, you better be ready. You better be ready.
We are coming in on you.
Listen, I know you hate Cam, but if you think all the people we've raided have been annoying,
just wait.
I'm completely aware of how annoying Cam's on his team.
It is going to be very frustrating, it will be very frustrating.
I promise you, I promise you, I am 100% aware.
I
Sleeping bag he's gonna get fine every sleeping bag around there with the turret on it
He will be a fucking villain in that in that raid
We're going to try to call me do you have anybody have a phone on them? I do actually here. Oh, thanks
I was somebody's I'd looted off. I don't know who's it is
Really spin son, I call me
You spin a quick jingle quick jingle
All right, what's about the move brother move your job is a VV
I'll be cool. I'll be
Hello. Hello, Smith
That's how you do it. I was actually trying to call you. I heard I heard what you what's the news?
Is there a chance I can meet you somewhere real quick whenever you have time we can meet it down post absolutely
Opposite I'll go right over I will be there 30 seconds right next to it
I'll have to walk down. I'll be there. I'll be there.
Sound good? Sound good? Thanks, Peanut.
See ya. Thank you.
Can we have any scrap we can give?
Uh, no.
I got ten and two tech trash, and ten pipes.
Yeah, I got eight scrap on me, and a few things I can recycle.
Wait, we're up.
We're rich.
We could get the road real quick.
If we get the road right here on the way, we'll just...
What?
You guys have money, man.
Yeah, I don't like.
Just clear this, we'll get like 50 scrap each, 100 scrap each.
Then we can turn that into 10,000.
Easy, easy.
I'm gonna go for more.
Mm-hmm.
Go look at egg raid base.
What is egg raid base?
Come on.
Now look at that.
Five scrap right there.
You were just by the egg base.
Sadly.
You're gone.
That's been to being scrapped.
Use your gun, boy.
Here's my gun
Actually never been in this morning. There's guys over here. I see guy
Please tell me it's the same guy that we're coming in coming in coming in coming in come on come on come on come on. Oh, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, that's good gambling money. Yeah, I should be head on over. I said not over boys
If I got a hundred thirty one off of that. Oh, it's not bad. Good stuff. Good stuff
Little scrap I hate wait so much recycling
I was like wait, excuse me, I was putting stuff in for you
I didn't take anything, I didn't take anything
You can't beat yourself in boys!
What do you mean?
You're gonna be a little bit late!
I don't think I have anything else
We're like close to the big spin
We're jewelry
Tryna you go on the dude, I have to put the pork
You need some
I'm full on it
Ooh, he's got four gears!
That's the last grab, that's the last grab
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good shoot
I'm just good to go I'll be trouble. Let's get mine
What you got I'm 131 what do you want?
Beep-beep-beep
I don't find that much Rob close all close
Boom boom in the egg raid base. It's hard. I don't think so. Oh, no
Oh my god, we had 45 SMG bodies. Oh it's 4141 scrap holy shit what the fuck. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No way!
Is that your first time taking the bike back?
Yeah, it's first time taking the bike back.
Oh my God.
We're up! We are up!
Wow, big.
That's a blessing. 10,000 blessings right there.
10,000 blessings. I'm a TMP, I'm a TMP by this recycle.
Recycles gonna be coming on me. I piece of your piece. I like a thousand. We can turn this into ten thousand
Ten I'm gonna come appear to you. It's game one time in this game with time. Oh my god
Yes, sir
Hey guy might come back for his body Wow I guess I cannot say okay so this would be
a very unfortunate time for him to come back
Oh my god, I just came up there.
Can I gamble?
Oh, shit.
So, full on, like, role-player then.
Hold on.
I don't really shoot guns.
Dude, we are looking good.
We are looking good.
I've already passed 1,000 crap right now.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
Is there a guy coming back from his crap?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I hope not.
I hope he does.
No, I hope he does with more shit.
I doubt he's being more scrapped team. I doubt he's being more scrapped. Yeah, he just got insta killed by peanut
Insta kill
He's don't even know what the day of the week it is
We want to be late win for mr. Smith's meeting as well
Almost almost all I got 15 more is SMD bodies
Once this guitar anyone no, I can use guitar I got to learn here back it right here
Oh, thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job.
Peter Global Jack, what? Peter, you motherfucker, what did you do to my lured?
I got killed after killing you.
And they took it it was summit
Giga burp, thank you. Thank you. Thank you mr. Doug. Thank you
No, no, no, oh
Oh
She knows she says she knows if we know she's been a given
Somebody's on cloud right now, but nice try guys
I have a little to my what's up
Oh my god, I'm ready to go I've got 1,430 things coming out
Beautiful work
Tringes arrived at the outpost, he's gonna beat him, he's gonna beat him.
Give me one sec, give me one sec, give me one sec.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Maybe HD demons over here, huh?
By the way, we'll have to start the raid early, because I'm-
I'm gonna make it so Rust Pros can use anything they want at midnight tomorrow night.
Let's go, baby.
So, if we- if we don't raid that base before the clock strikes midnight,
Cam Soda and Savannah are whipping on AKs
Yeah, yeah
Also Coco will be moving out at AK as well. Okay. Oh, we got
What are you right now, what are you right now?
206 good stuff. Hello
Oh good work. I killed you out of a helicopter 10 minutes ago. Oh, hi
Hello, it's been how you doing?
I have a cop there.
What we do?
Fuck you!
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Yeah, some had got it, huh?
That's the same kid I had on, motherfucker!
Hahaha!
Don't be loud over here with the head.
Alright, no denying that.
This is 1000-
Shut up!
He gave me the armor back.
Yeah, and the gun?
I have this gun.
this guy this is my gun this was my gun yeah there's no no I use a variety of
skins I use a variety of skins you never know you know I see sometimes I want to
express myself in different ways you know what here for all your troubles you
You can have that and that, what that, huh?
What is that?
How about you, don't fuck yourself.
Oh, that's a fair explainer.
How about that?
Oh.
Now I have a very peaceful meeting.
Oh.
Mr. Smith, how are you on this fine day, Lieutenant?
Thank you sir.
You took off your horse mask.
Did you see what you just?
There's something I wanted to show you.
You can trust me.
OK.
Did you follow me?
I'll follow you, sir.
Here, as a gesture of trust, then you can trust me.
Oh, wow.
Thanks, chief.
I
Did we come into the jet it will be I think we'll be going to a place that
You're quite familiar with all right sounds good sounds good. I'm rich. I'm ready to go
Well, I had to leave you go to submit real quick for a second. Yeah, no problem. I really don't what you're taking me
And I don't
Of course, of course, why if I play a little tune for our date?
Pfft.
I love to vent, I love to vent, eat my sex part there, eat my sex part there, I put it
in his butt and he farts and I sniff it up, yes I do.
I love to vent, I love to vent, he puts it in my butt, in the fart and he sniffs
I love
Love
My first number you read for the next 47
Hey, what the hell you're having our ass in our base
No, it just happened to be pure quits
I'm all in now so if it's the one or the other.
I love Sabin, I love Sabin, take him away, this life we're gonna move to Paris, that's
where we're gonna grow old together. I'm gonna have sex with him when I'm 92. Saggy boobs
and saggy balls. Not in his mouth any farts a little. That's when I remember we love each
other.
I'm out. Yeah, why is it always one really? Who's the one?
No, my game is froze my game is frozen
How you doing?
What ironic role play
Okay, I'll be at this random location that I don't know about and I don't know where it is I'll be there soon
sounds good i'll be there for the crack thank you
amazing
Oh
Ben and I Oh shit
Ben and I running through the field
I'm really in the stone
He's got a bunny suit. I've got a boner. He's got a bunny suit. I've got a boner
What are we gonna do?
I love to be in, I love to be in,
His hair is red, I don't know what's right with red,
I love him, love him so.
Alright that was piece number two out of 47.
So you got 45 more to go, you ready for number three?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
We're running down the road.
There does it go.
I don't know, but I'm sexually attracted to Sir Vint and
I'm gonna push this buck.
Oh my goodness.
The way it looks to me, I got a motor.
Oh shit.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We be sticky?
No, no, no. Oh, I'm just gonna keep it real with you. We're broke. This when I joined this server, I
Didn't know what I was in for but I
Feel like we've had a lot of laughs and fun rivalry and I feel like the last couple of days
Some stuff has happened and you know even just now
I don't I don't think that that's what it's about and
and if there's anything that I've ever done that upsets you or anyone watching, I'm sorry
and with that there's something that I still I've been wanting to show you honestly dude I
I I've been trying so hard for you to find this freaking place and I put down the freaking wall
And you still didn't find it.
So after we, you know, what did I find, Pinot?
I saw you with, well, I saw you were up to some activities a couple of days ago.
I was walking around over that direction and I saw you placing a bunch of things.
Ah, yes!
Honestly, today when we were inside of your base, found a very particular room.
And honestly I just have to say I was I'm honestly I'm inspired but you know I
was hoping you would find this place another way and well I think we were
thinking about well I think I'm laying down the torch and I am I'm done
with this place and I think you'll see and understand why oh okay I will show
you all right under your nose for the last week welcome to the machine what
What the hell is all this?
What the hell is going on in here?
What? One second.
One second.
The machine breathes.
See, nuts?
The machine will breathe.
As long as you feed it.
From a sofa.
And some metal.
You sit in this chair.
And you phrase the machine.
And all the crafters.
Start crafting the holy product of the server.
Did I call if you look up here and you see oh
I think my time has passed in this function with this purpose
Yeah, I think it's time for you to pick up the torch. I will need to give you the keys to the kingdom I
I I am honored to accept my excuses. I will place every one of those landmines
Every single one of them you're a good man
You're good man, I'm gonna love you forever
You're good man, man. You are a good man. Can I put so free both these actually?
Yeah, both silver it doesn't matter. You can actually come here and farm like I've made it so like you can be out here
Yeah, put the shit in here
And the machine starts breathing if you put it in here
Wait, like it doesn't matter if you put silver or if you put metal or metal frags gunpowder
It doesn't matter charcoal you can put any product in here
The machine knows what to do and it starts reading and it starts producing the machine guy
machine
Have you not seen my
Pictures the one pictures
The pictures of of me sitting on this round here, let me see let me see
Who are those people back there?
Those are my employees, because Peanut, you can't just run an operation like this from
a building.
There has to be a cover.
A cover.
That was my shop.
Of course.
Time.
You thought that I was running a shop, but in reality it was all facade.
In reality, this is what it was all about.
Reality, you're a jade.
a couple of those third and jade version I got you got you got you I'm not gonna lie peanut
the wall I placed was with the intent and the signs to to guide you here as the final
like way to do so I think of any other way I wanted to place more like two days ago and I
Stop doing that because like I said my torch has been fading and um I think it's time to give that to someone else
Uh someone like you're a good man
I see it being inspired already to the cause
I will use these landmines for good, Sevan. I will use this machine
For good. I will bring peace to the world, Mr. Sevan. I will bring peace to the world
You're a good man, man, and I thank you. I thank you for this wondrous gift. I
Will I thank you to bring war to this land
No one will survive
They're like I didn't really think there's over two thousand in here. Holy fuck it's you want to go to town. Oh my god
There's more on the other side
They're all filled, they're all filled, there's no way!
I think we can understand the amount of damage this could have done, but yeah.
Or it's about to do, businessman, or it's about to do!
How the fuck do I get up here, oh my god!
Completely up here. You take a little beat back here
Yeah, oh my
Jesus Christ, there's gotta be at least 5,000 landmines in here. This is man. Don't you worry? Ah, we'll do the right thing
Can I have like the door codes or has it worked? Oh?
I
Will give you the door codes give it back and we'll make you a note
This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen boys
Gentlemen I just came up on a load of nothing short of
5,000 landmines. Oh
And he has given it to me all he's given it
Thank you good sir by the way submit we're coming to raid you tomorrow
You better be ready also
at midnight tomorrow
tomorrow at midnight all pros get to use anything they want anything they want to be
I heard so. I heard so. I heard so.
His service has been I will see you at Cloaksea's base for the battle.
The great war will end tomorrow Mrs. Smith.
I don't need work!
I'm gonna tear you down.
Can you send in the tors work?
Oh yeah, sure, hold up, legit.
I'm crazy, I got a melee here.
Did you already hit all of this?
They work, they work.
Okay, good.
Yeah, sir, they are good to go.
Alright, Mr. Mid, I'm gonna go gamble.
You have a good one, Mr. Chief.
I'm...
Thanks for calling me, I'm a person that I appreciate that.
I read a talk about things then assume things or watch clips or you know any of that.
I appreciate that you called me.
I was really trying to figure out what to do with this and I wanted to make it fun but
I also decided at a point that I realized that this can do a lot of damage and I think
the damage has been done.
I would never have gone on here and make this without a reason and I think you know exactly
where that reason started firing in me.
That compound over there when you walled in my face, I've just worked all this so.
That's me, I'm telling you that first time we've been, that was not a good time, it's
been you took my backpack, you took my backpack, you took my backpack, you son of
a bitch.
You want my buy, Mr. Rebackback?
No, no, thanks. No, thank you chief. No more machine-backed bags for me. Thank you though. I'm sure it's really great
Before your before you go out there you have to spin the wheel. Yeah
Will you look at that we look at that I think you know what to do. Thank you, Mr.
man you're a good man man you're a good man thank you thank you mr. have a good
one all right on the game was odd you gave a lid
time you gave all I'm on the way back boys have you guys lost all your scrap
yet yeah we lost it all but we're farming for more oh I'm coming back with
One thousand four hundred and thirty three. Oh shit. Oh my god. I just died there landmines
So I'll be there in a little bit. You know, I'm telling you to see that machine boys. That's been whipped up
Absolutely diabolical
That's crazy. Mm-hmm. Five thousand landmines and it just makes more you just put more of the thing it makes more
Yeah
So that's the culprit yes, so I'm gonna ask you this every time you mm-hmm. Are you eating?
Oh, I'm not eating I'm saying mm-hmm
Yeah, but I'm asking are you eating right now? Oh, I'm not eating right now trade I could
So I can get some jack in the box six tacos party pack you're talking about
That's where the sauce is
That's where the sauce is I buy you what I might just do it
If you do it, I'll do it. Oh
Okay
If you do it right now, I'll do it right now
Well, we will have to hop off really tonight because we got to get started on the clothes
He's being as early tomorrow. Yeah
Broaden early
Let's go. You might have that my money the morning came to start while we're asleep
That's gonna be a whole day venture. We need to break in there
is this server ain't wiping till we're deep in that core
we'll have to postpone until that we're in there I can't wait for what it's gonna be
incredulous he's gonna be incredulous over there
follow me boy follow me I'm more of a Keynes guy myself the
Kaniak combo no slaw extra toast my god I don't have a Kaniak of Keynes near me
right now I would kill someone I would suck off ten homeless people for a Katie
at comma right now extra toast replace the coal saw with another toast three
fucking toes yeah yeah three or four sauces like they should just have the
two large sweet things anyway right who the hell goes to canes and gets coal
slaw no one I get extra toast every guy you either got dead bodies in your
basement are you are into some heavy BDSM that is ridiculous I don't know why
they'd suggest it you should have to replace the the brand with coleslaw for
this law yeah that's what I'm saying
I don't know a single person that orders that not a one not one not one if I saw
a fucking Keynes coleslaw I think I'd kill him in the game of course in
I've arrived we was that I'll be right there. I'm putting 500 off like that
Better get here quick
Uncom I'm recycling real quick. How'd he get my shit cuz I got a lot of money
Oh
My god right off the rip at 20 and I play
I'm sick, thanks man!
Oh, what's going on, no way!
Oh yeah, I'm supposed to go to the ERP thing, I don't know where that is though.
Alright, so far so good boys, so far so good.
Oh, I'm here, you're up there.
And I'm fucked.
Perfect, perfect.
We're supposed to go to erotic role play in L7 by the way if you guys want to go
erotic role play
Listen, I'll come just not to leave you hanging, you know
That's the only reason I'll come I make that very
Oh
All right. I'm showing up as a group. No one's alone today. Yeah, I'm already have a thousand scrap boys
Oh, I'm only I'm above 500 scrap guys
bro you are the blackjack demon huh?
what the hell?
little push little push little push
I hear you in there
oh
I'm down to 250 spam
I'm on 250 spam
was that one you guys shooting?
who was that shooting over there?
I hear that
let's go
hour of 750 boys, say I'm being up 50
in my world, 250, up 250
okay guys, alright, I'm losing all the scrap
I'm down 250, I'm down 250, I repeat
holy fucking shit, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
oh my god
the tables are not hot
the tables are cold, the tables are cold instead
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh, wait a minute, hold up!
If I were this one, we're back to where we started.
Back, friend!
Let's go!
I'm back to where we started, boys.
We are good, we are good.
I'm almost ready, I'm almost ready.
Almost.
Let's go!
Up 500, gentlemen, up 500.
oh shit we are back to where we started! not a bad spot to be boys not a bad spot to be
I'm down 500 I'm down 500 I'm with this one we are back to where we started boys
Oh my fucking god.
I'll just give it a try.
I'll give it a try.
I'll just give it a try.
Yes!
Oh yeah, boy!
Oh yeah!
Oh my god, I pressed one button.
Yes!
Oh yeah!
YEEEAH!
We're back! We are back!
Oh shit.
We are so back!
The day was a lot! The day was a lot!
Yo!
No.
I'm putting it all on. The wheel.
Oh
We are not okay we are not okay is a server if you're interested called koala copters
You can fly minutes for free and learn to fly over there without the fear of crashing them
You just get them for free and I've lost everything on the wheel
Yeah, well, that'll happen.
Are you good?
I'm good.
Let's pray.
I lost all my money and I want to die.
I'm sorry to hear that, but you have any money?
I do but I'll tell you what we can go get it after you come home and off you came on this
hurdy set up for you okay I need money I need money I want to die I will I won't show you
where you can get so much money okay but we just have to do this one thing first okay
All right
We hold up we have to go to erotic roleplay first
L7 L7 emotional repair something yeah, erotic role play you here
Is this L7
Yep
We're gonna be erotic roleplay party
party
where they gone
you missed it
oh what the hell
you just missed it
like by like a second
what the hell guys
everyone just left
you were here the entire time
you're so blame
what the hell guys
Yeah, but look at the spinning
You invite me to erotic role play and then everyone leaves
You believe that they change
Yeah, you get out ladies so me and base they can do some erotic role play
This is the room for things.
Please keep it in here.
It's easier for us to clean up afterwards.
The wifey room.
We're done, I don't last very long.
I have to kill somebody, I need to kill someone.
Nope, we would have been fucked even more.
What are these low rolls?
It's just one and three.
Sound good, sound good.
There's some shots over here, boys.
There's a couple shots.
Peeping Tom, peeping Tom, pervert.
Peeping Tom, pervert, guys, there's me.
So, Tom, pervert back there.
I'm going to the arctic base, I'm killing somebody.
I'm going to take you to scrap, even to the cars.
I've got 24 scrap left.
I'm putting it, what do I put it on?
Come on, come on.
Oh!
Get out of here.
Get out of here!
Yeah, there's a guy in the rocks and then there's one in the right corner, no there isn't!
Lock it in boys!
Still locked in?
Okay, okay.
Well I'm putting all the money in there.
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
Let's do it.
Oh, did you see him?
Oh, that's a box.
Get down!
I've come for you, Sid!
Give me you, Sid!
I've come for your sin give me your sin give me your sin give me your sin
I've come for your sin give me
It's coming together
No way
Yep.
My work here is done.
My work here is done, my work here is done.
Oh, get a little phone call.
Hello?
Is anyone even on? Like Roman?
You better come to my birthday party tomorrow to make up for that shit.
I think everybody that's on is kind of-
I'll be your birthday party tomorrow, what time is it?
Probably like 8 p.m. C, something like that.
I'll be there, I'll be there!
Okay.
Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
Fuck you, coming!
Oh, you're not even coming.
Fuck you!
What is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you?
Watch this!
Flip!
Watch this! Bam!
I went down!
Uh...
Oh, here hold on.
Yeah, hold up. I need to do an actually syringe me. I'm gonna land real quick. I'm gonna die of rats.
I don't have any. I don't have any. Take this. Take this. Take this.
Take these. Take these.
This works. This works. I'm gonna kill that buddy person.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Hey, is somebody boobin' over here? Is that boob?
Hey, Bacer, is that the one over here?
I don't see him, might have made a grenade.
Oh, yeah, that's the one.
Things are going pretty good.
Fuck you!
No, no, fuck you!
Fuck you!
That's your buddy, this is your buddy.
Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
I'm not listening to your base, I don't know.
They're around so I can snipe that fucker!
Come back here! Come back here you fucker!
Dude they're boobin boys! They're boobin!
They are boobin!
Wait, I think they're boobin our base guy!
I just heard them boobin something, I don't know why.
Hey, we're getting way into T2!
We'll see.
Oh, that's not good.
No, that is not good, jeez.
I have a lot of stuff. I have a lot of loot on me, you know.
Fuck, we're touring back home.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not what I want to hear.
Hey, we're getting boobbed!
I
Know
Can they're rating in 30? Oh, I don't know they built back in I see they built back in in the bag
Oh, they really doing I don't know where they're going, but so he definitely oh, they was you they built back there
Yeah, it's way so I put a shirt in the back now. I need you to offer T money cuz I can't
Up will do well you know why you're told we'll go down there
I'm not see you buddy boobin your team heard
I was definitely boom when you're said the base on your face
I don't see anybody there but I'm telling you basically I both heard boom
I
Reach out the backside feeling here and things
Look I heard boom. I'm not crazy. I heard boom
I had multiple like to be a four
you with the water you with the water
yeah yeah yeah I'll meet you back here it's we gotta come do the third thing
what the hell in the air
the keep was on the air boom
so this is the shooting with that sneak in your backside now
I just uh
I'm good haven't you haven't
Oh, I'll be there in 10 minutes Yeah, we're both running over right now
All right, such good, such good Is that everybody, is that everybody who
My mission
I think we're gonna be we're good. I'm baby. I don't know. Okay. And if you come with me
I have to show you where this is plugged in because I can't put this one on a switch like the other ones. All right, so good
It's gonna be right here
What the hell is this right here? It's going on here
I'm going to put it back up for me, I'm going to kill his people.
Gigi's hiding, two thousand subscribers in the back of my BG.
I got all the Sam's setup and then there's two extras underneath the roof, easy access.
I even put a generator there for you, so if somehow the power gets fucked, you can
just slap the generator down to power a Sam and a pinch.
Thank you good sir, thank you good sir.
GG?
GG.
I will, I will.
GG has a 2000 stop hidden in the back of the V2 base.
There is some stipend to the west boys, I am about to e-base their gate.
I
Here we go, there we go
Are you sent to the west it could be the team that we
It could be those guys can be good. I'm tea. I heard boom and I'm here and shootin
But like really intermittently. I think someone's slow
low rate in the base, a little bit of a slow roast.
Dammit.
A slow burn.
Yeah, slow, a low burn, little pinderloin.
I don't know where though.
I heard boom, 1,000%
Maybe, yeah, maybe it was that.
Now that couldn't be it.
I don't know.
What the hell were we hearing, boys?
What were we even?
A distraction?
I'm facing something.
It might be time for me to go around our base.
No, she went about your gun!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
Where'd you die from?
It's fucking alwy dammit it's ally right there on the left two guys at blue two guys blue right here
Yeah, we just got here. We just got here. I'll kill the blue me the limit
I see a blue be right out to two to two right for me. We're gonna kill it
Right down the beach right down the beach I don't see it yet
Yeah
Excellent work, Bo is excellent work!
Welcome to varsity.
Thank you boys, thank you boys, thank you boys.
I don't have to say anything, I just hit a billion wood on him.
A billion wood in a lot of low grade, a lot of low grade.
Oh wait, I got a backpack, I'm out of here.
I'm not involved, I'm just trying to build a party boat.
Just me.
What was all that, Boob?
I'm not involved.
What was all that boob we were hearing?
I was just taking out the boom that you were hearing, Mr. Peanut.
That is, uh, do you know who Nexera is?
That was his, like, decrepit bass there.
I'm trying to build a boat watch for the party boat tomorrow.
Oh, he's a big...
So, uh...
Yeah, that's all that you were hearing.
I'm just trying to get rid of his TC, because he's not online to, like, give me access.
No one's boobin'!
No! I am heavy!
Nobody's booming with the purpose of like actually making money
Losing money
We need some action
What if I
And that's it that's all black if you killed me what that's it
You want to kill that's all right? I mean if you need if you need to say shit
You gotta hit a 360 though
oh you almost hit me you can do it you can do it you can do it also did they
steal all my low-grade I need that for the thank you thank you thank you but I
I can hit it again!
We're back!
Baby!
Oh!
Hold up now!
This is going to my face if you clip!
Oh!
Shit!
Oh my okay, broken.
You deserve that to be honest.
Go ahead, do it.
Who is building in our base?
It's a base.
I read it.
You deserve that to be honest
Go ahead do it
Who is building in our base?
You got it
Oh no one more time one more time next one for sure one more time one more time you got this minute
There's a chance that I can get some of that low grade back
360
After you wipe this out
Thank you
Damn it
360
That's good my boy
360
I'm just in the structure
That's what it is
360
Hello, hello. Who's it? Who's it? Who's it's?
I can't, it's Mr. Orton.
Oh hello, how are you on this fine day?
I'm doing good man, out by yourself.
What the fuck?
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him.
Oh, that guy probably thinks I'm rude as shit.
That guy probably thinks I'm a very rude gentleman.
That's Howie. Shooting.
Typical, typical.
Hey, why is this game back up?
I killed Howie.
I
How is that getting you back up?
Yeah, what the fuck I can't revive you either. Oh my god, it's cuz I'm glitched
Frux you there
Sorry, no, I'm gonna die. You're trying again trying against her resets. I'm telling you my whole thing is done
I'm so sorry. I was just trying to reply. I'm so sorry.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, that was an accident! It was an accident, Miss Fire!
Pre-sic team!
I want the...
Oh
I'm dead guys you get me you get me you get me
I'm just deep on shit
Poor now that you guys rated us
What's up? What's up?
Oh, well, and I think that's my last chance, actually.
I was actually going to get it.
Boys, give the change job. Give the change job.
Give who has changed out.
You can give you some five, five, six as well.
Want some five, five, six?
Um, I don't actually loves five, five, six.
said it's a favorite thing to
I love 5-5-6, huh?
Yeah.
Hey!
I think Pena likes 5-5-6
because he took a lot of those to the face yesterday.
Ah, here's one for you, dessert!
I don't think that's dessert.
What? I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Shit. Oh, shit.
It's Howie, it's Howie, it's Howie!
Go, go, go!
I see her. I see her.
Hit her. She's one inch. Be absolute. I hit her. Hit her.
God. She's just murdered. Let me find him. Yeah, I hit her again.
You got her. She's dead. No, no, no, no, no. I hit her.
I hit her again. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?
Got the gun, got the gun.
Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun, get the gun.
Hey, go, go, go.
Drop the boltie, drop the boltie, drop the boltie.
You made a big mistake, Al.
You made a big mistake.
No, just!
I'm coming to cover over here and watch this.
Don't shoot me
We're down yet
No, no, no, no, no
One 120 ish, I think there's only right there
No, I'm so I'm silly
How he's showing himself
This is
I'm not seeing her, I'm not seeing her, I'm not seeing her.
I killed her twice but she's probably gonna come back soon.
Most likely, most likely she will be here soon.
Alright boys, that much is happening tonight, I might hop on off, big days tomorrow, big
days tomorrow not really like what I'm
the server tonight every time I get
ready for life I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
now they see dead
yeah yeah oh yes sir yes I'm grabbing
your shit
yeah I can't grab everything in my
bag hello the towers
Hello, how are you doing?
I'm coming right now.
Doing good. I just wanted to ask a quick little question.
A little bird told me that we're allowed to use guns on the last day.
Yes, that is true. Once the clock strikes midnight central time,
if I see you with a gun one goddamn millisecond before then,
I will send your ass to the shadow realms.
I'll see you out there Mr. Peanut.
Have a good one, have a good one.
You too.
What's that over there?
Give me my own eye.
What's that over there?
What's this?
You gotta see right there.
How did you survive that?
Did you survive that?
Yeah.
You survived that
You just open our doors
Close our door. Yeah, I'm giving you guys so much stuff. Yeah
How many rockets I put in these boxes? Oh
You wait you
Wait, how we have our door code?
It's a gas code. Oh
Have you seen this?
You're gonna just shoot me.
No, seriously, is there something over here, Liz?
No, no, you motherfucker.
Right here, it's right here.
Look, right here, Liz.
Have you seen this?
What?
You missed.
Oh, look, you missed it.
Right there.
See?
Oh, I waited so long for this.
I gotta hop in this meeting. I love you guys.
Have a good night.
All right. Yeah, honestly everybody's kind of...
Yeah.
Server's kind of dead tonight. I'm gonna hop off too.
Yeah.
Big day tomorrow, boys. Big day.
You boys better be ready for like 18 hour
fucking day.
Sorry, I'm just trying to fix the fan.
We defended two bases at once today.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm saying.
Mm-hmm. All right GGs. Have a good night. Mr. Fakes. Have a good one. Yeah. All right boys
All right boys, I'm gonna go ahead and get off not a lot happened on the server tonight boys
Not a lot happened on the server tonight, but tomorrow well today, I guess
Big raid we are finally gonna take mr.
Cloak see and then at midnight all the pros can use every gun they want
Which I'm assuming this sounds gonna go. I'm plugging up on it like
We five and seven
We're gonna start raiding by the big bottom boom. It's gonna take I
Need my L9 back that was my last one
There we go
Problem solved
What I think is gonna happen is we're gonna start that raid we're gonna start that raid
And it's gonna go for fucking ever and that midnight's gonna hit and either coconut is gonna prevail or
Mr. Campsota and mr.
Submitter gonna prevail. I don't know what's gonna go on, but it's gonna be a fucking mess. It's gonna be chaos
I have no idea and then wipe up Thursday boys. Why bother if I PMTT?
I'm taking I have pumped up what the hell's going on. I
Have pumped up Jim and I've made all of the monuments all of them custom. You got the nuclear bomb event whole
Hello?
Am I, am I free from being solo next one?
I have no idea. I've got a headache and I want tacos. So I'm probably going to think about that and then tell you again later.
Sounds good. Have a good night. Have a good night.
All right, okay sounds good sounds good
Put it on your team. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, how he gets up to do you know how he gets into mischievous shit
I saw her scream. She waited in the bush for no joke
who hours
Just a rain summits fucking farm base
Two hours I was on my phone pressing the skip button
And yeah, you can add it up whoop whoop whoop, you know 30 seconds one minute one minute 30 seconds two minutes
Two minutes 30 seconds three minutes. I went to five minutes
Nothing happened five minutes again nothing happened five minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes five minutes
Like 50 times
Still in the bush still in the bush. I then skip a little bit more and she's blowing up the base
You don't think everyone pissed us already that'll make everybody want to fucking murder us get real life
Oh, thank you, sir. Oh, thank you, sir. All right boys
Do not everybody get done. Oh
Well, he one of those that we already got coconut. He'll be the crazy person.
He'll be the crazy person for us. Ron's gonna split up our team and make a third rivalry next
wipe. And then probably myth is gonna be a lot more powerful next wipe as well.
I'm not certain how that's gonna go. He joined real late. He joined real late.
Wait, it's not 37.30. Yeah, we're getting up a little early tonight, only four in the morning.
Just enough time to doordash a little bit of Jack in the box
Maybe a jack's faster chicken burger steak stock goes in the party back bacon burger and a little boxer pepper
Becker 12 bags. It's back
Oh
Gotta keep couple. Oh, yeah, we're playing keep going playing keep going. We need to throw in our deep
All right. Oh, how big of a streamer do you need to join the server?
How big of a streamer do you gotta be to join the server?
It ain't really based on...
Oh, it helps.
It helps.
I think we even let non-streamers,
my mods are non-streamers.
Pick Rogue.
We will see, we will see.
You kinda gotta be referred by someone in the server.
It's like an AMEX card or whatever the shit.
I-
Yeah, you kinda gotta be referred to.
So if you know somebody in the server, you can ask them.
Uh-oh.
Yes, kick-wrong.
Refer me then.
Oh, hey!
Dude, that's a great idea!
Oh my God, wait!
Dude, wait, that's a great-
Wait, that's a great idea!
Wait a second!
Yeah, that's not some and I've never seen before in the chat wait a second
That's a great idea. Wait a minute. Oh
Wait a second
Get some it, please
Also, dude, I saw some people on Twitter. I kind of hopped on Twitter a little bit
I've been on my no Twitter grind
Get pissed that they weren't invited to this event.
I don't know a single living soul who plays Rust as a streamer until right now.
And then over and over, I wasn't, I wasn't I invited. I've dedicated my whole life to Rust.
I don't know the fuck you are!
You can just ask! It's that easy, hopefully this could get to him.
You can just ask me. I don't know anyone. That's not a personal insult. I don't know anyone
How am I gonna like you, but I don't know you?
Oh
This shit that actually sounds like the guy. I don't I don't know for certain
But I think that might be the guy that I saw the video on I have no idea
I think I remember seeing that they may be not confirming but that might be the one that I saw
Now, officers should not get on your audience.
They have mine, you should have a bitch.
Officer is 1,050% on my team this next flight.
No discussions, no ifs and buts, officers on my team.
That is a non-negotiable.
Fuck Vincent, he's a freak.
Oh yeah, we also don't let all Russi present.
We have to, like, if they're like Sabin,
Like if they're like submit who walks around and gives people his base and builds a big fund machine
He let him in but then if they're like
Game so it usually try to deviate from that the man
What, 10,000 blessings to you and your family, 10,000 blessings, 10,000 blessings to you
and your family, 10,000 blessings, 10,000 blessings to you and your family, mmm, good
night, good night, oh no, no, no, no, not 200,000, 300,000 blessings to you and your
Goodnight!
Goodnight now!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight!
Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight! Goodnight now, gang!
Goodnight everybody!
Let's hope this season's not bored!
Let's hope that this season's not bored!
Goodnight!
Get out!
Oh, shit.
My six million dollars slipped out.
Trying to get away from me.
Trying to get away from me, boys.
A little slippery.
Trying to slip on out there.
I'm sorry, Bob. I'm sorry.
All right, good night, everybody.
You