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I'm gonna make money on my life!
Let's go! Let's go!
Ah, how are you Bungalow ladies doing on this fine fucked-up man Friday gentlemen?
I see a lot of gold boxes.
Yes, I have procured 20, specifically 20 dreams and nightmares cases which we will pull from
tonight.
a emerald
back three new
butterfly knife I
personally
Guarantee it I personally guarantee it
All of them right now. Well, hold on now. Hold on now. No need to be brash
No need to be brash. Are we drinking night out? Do I look like a big pussy to you pal? Of course
We're drinking on fuck the fan Friday
It's fucking fans, it's fucking fans Friday!
Jeans boys, jeans!
Now I try to have it everybody beat up
right here at the Discord,
and they're being little rascals.
They're being little rascals.
Let me tell you, organizing anything,
even casual gameplay on a Friday night,
It's like I'm putting together the fucking moon landing.
I mean, for God's sake, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
It's as I'm putting together Apollo 11 to play CS2.
Oh my goodness.
You have to play a days advance to detect guys
that aren't even the guy that you're texting.
Once you confirm, you have to confirm 24 hours before again,
then confirm six hours before,
and then confirm when you're getting on,
And then even then, there's still not here.
It's fucking AIDS.
It's fucking AIDS, it's diarrhea.
You're late though, hey, I'm always late though.
I'm always late.
I'm always late, buddy.
If you think about it, I'm on time.
All right, if you look, actually, if you look at it,
I'm kind of on time for the past year to straight.
You're in a row.
Give me about that for a second.
Give me about that for a second.
Give me about that for a second, huh?
Nick ain't joining, Nick better join or none of us can play.
Mr. Merckx would not ruin the whole night
of all these gentlemen who agreed to play.
I know he wouldn't, I know he wouldn't.
That's not like Mr. Merckx, that's not like Mr. Merckx.
There's one of the guys that's supposed to be in here
right now in the chat.
That is sir, with anyone mind lending Coksi
one of the chromosomes, he's gonna need it
to find the discord.
I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God.
Jake and the Discord Cloaksy, holy shit, and then they do another thing where one of them
waits for another one to join, but the other one is waiting for the first guy to join,
so they never join.
Cloaksy's waiting for five Mr. Merks to join, and then Mr. Merks waiting for Cloaksy to
join.
So, and so one of them just, thank you, Genji, thank you.
Oh my goodness, you fuckers, it's like I'm running a circus here.
What's a fucking guerrillas trying to get together to play this game?
W.G.D. that's right, that's right.
Mr. Berg's got off. Yeah, but Mr. Berg's might just not be speedy. He said he played until 10.
I'm waiting here. I don't see any one of the goods called. I don't know what's going on. Where's Hunter?
Does he mean to what hunch is?
Let's go. Let's go find our gorillas. All right. Let's go. Let's go look around see if we can find them. They're hiding
Let's go see if we can find them
All right, hot sexy ass legitimate reason. He's in a match right now. He's in a match. He's in a match right now
I see it right here. I see it right here. That's actually legitimate reason. That's legitimate reason right there
That's legitimate reason. It looks like he's almost oh, oh, is that a milkshake he just got is he getting the milkshake on fuck of
Friday oh
Oh, I see him. He's eat. Oh look at that guy. Oh, yeah, you put that in your mouth you put that
Yeah, you do that you do that you do that you do that you do that you get that you enjoy that
All right, okay, well hot shit. Oh, when's the hot welcome in
Hey, what's going on, Pete? Hey, nothing just signed up
to glue the world together here getting five guys
please just do it once.
You know how it is?
Well, I think Cloaksey called out.
I know Nick left.
Oh no, Cloaksey, Cloaksey's in my tent.
He's playing til 10 he says.
Oh, okay.
And then Mr. Merck said he played til 10 as well.
I don't know.
Oh, Mercksey's gone.
Ah, all right.
Okay.
All right.
All right, who we replace the win?
Who we replace the win?
DL said Hill Play.
He wants to get some practice as well.
Who's DL?
Doublelift.
Oh, oh, Sid, yeah, get him in here.
Oh, my goodness, yeah, oh, my god.
It'll be great to have him.
Chad, you guys go tell him.
Yeah, give Mr. Doublelift, absolutely.
Get Genji.
Genji's the enemy!
Genji is the enemy!
They're trying to have us improve Genji still
so she can beat us in the tournament.
You see that hunch?
Oh, man, I'm locked in.
four and 13. Fuck yeah. That's just talking nonstop shit. That's good to hear. That's good to hear.
That's good to hear. All right. Double lift and then closey. I don't know what he's doing. He's
sitting in my chat. He's been sitting in my chat for like 10 minutes. Do you have to I just we
tempt him with like him tie or or we got octopuses in here. We've got we've been sexy.
We got swars in here.
Yeah, we got slurs.
We got slurs and sexy octopuses.
And right here at the Discord, come here.
Come here, come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
Come here, come here.
Get on in here.
Come on.
Come here, come on.
I think he's almost, he has to be joining a day point.
I mean, any moment now, any moment now, any moment now.
I had to write a book to get this guy to play with us tonight, by the way, a whole book.
I mean, you scroll up on our DMs just to get this guy to play tonight.
It's just I'm talking to fucking.
Michael Jackson, trying to book him for a show.
Hmm.
Uh, he's a guy, you're doing a day for a guy who doesn't stream much.
He's the busiest man alive.
I'm busy as man alive, busy as man alive.
And I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
He's really he's a busy beaver.
He's a busy beaver.
He is the busiest man to ever exist.
Hey, I mean, he's on that grind.
You know, he's on that grind.
He's on grinding.
He's on that grind.
There he is.
Welcome in.
Clumps.
make it move in your schedule.
Oh, gee, hey, guys, hey, how are you doing?
The man. Hey, man.
Hey, what's going on?
What's up? What are you doing?
Hey, hey, guys, hey, hey.
Oh, gee, I'm going to burn all of her Pokemon cards.
That's like $9 for the stuff, buddy.
You better have a chance.
I
Got I was gonna go I was very tired
Yeah, so I'm like how do I
Get a wake right crack how do I get away right now?
Blinker oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, beer beer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Yeah. Oh yeah. You're thinking. You're thinking, Mr. Kongzy. You're thinking. Do you feel much more awake right now?
Good. Yeah, I feel way more awake. Way more awake. I might see you another after this. Okay? Okay? Okay?
I
Yeah, I just got I just got word from mr. Merchant. He did in fact bail
See he's super sick. Yes music. Oh, I need shot by the way need shot. I had to he doesn't use his DMs
He uses something else. He's what what are the ends?
What are the ends? I I think we're the ends. Hmm. I have to talk to him through like another guy
Oh through this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Let me see here. Let me see here.
It's it's it's it's name. It's name. My Pokemon collection is a hundred times worse more than
your stupid CS go skins. Fuck you. Well. Oh.
the wind. You made the wind.
You got to be careful. The wind, the wind is strong tonight. The wind is strong tonight.
Gotta be careful. Gotta be careful. Um okay. Alright, double MCs coming, double MCs coming.
All we have to do is get Nadeshot now and we're good to go.
Let me see here.
H-shot is playing with Tim and they are in round,
10 to 8 right now for them.
OK, 10 to 8, perfect.
OK, I'm going to open cases religiously
until everybody's ready.
Close, would you like to?
Oh, close, you beat him.
I'm going to kill all you guys.
Get a knife, Freddie.
Well, yeah, we had to get a quick knife ready
Mr. Chalky gobo is more good man. Good. I'm bad
Hope you would you like to join me in some case openings good sir? I
Would love to bro, but I well, sorry. I'm answering for coaxie. I'm in a fucking game in this hell
I want to partake just one or two just one or two. We're just going for a quick goal. Just a quick eat just a quick eat
Get something ready for the battle ensuing. I mean
You know, I I'm down look two or two or three. All right, I'm gonna get
hmm what case did you get I'm getting dreams and nightmares okay two or three
two or three so I'll get I'll get two thousand dreams and nightmares okay
that's a number and then we said two or three and then a thousand chromosomes
that's a reasonable number that's a reasonable number that's not pretty
reasonable that sounds pretty reasonable that's not pretty reasonable I'm gonna
I'm gonna start off with a quick 20, all right?
I'm gonna start off with a quick 20.
20?
20 billion, of course.
20 billion.
Duh, duh.
I'm so stupid of me.
I'm so silly me.
Ooh, another blue house splendid, house splendid.
Whose a good, right?
Whose are very good.
By the way, let me tell you something
that's gonna be eye of deal.
Okay, I don't know what cases you're opening,
but we are fucking due over here in the Bungalow Nation.
We are about to win a gold tonight, I guarantee you.
I personally guarantee it.
I can feel it in my bone.
All right.
I'll have you know, I just opened a knife recently.
By the way, what is it?
How recently?
Probably the last time I played CS,
it was a whopping $52.80 knife.
It was sick.
$52?
$52.00!
Yes, my man, my man!
Yeah, yep.
I'm too shabby at all.
Well, I think you'd be glad to know that I'm getting bent over and fucked as we speak.
As we speak, I am being bent over and ass pounded.
I will send you pictures of my bundle very soon.
In the handstand position, please.
Of course.
Ah, the chicken gun.
It was exactly what I was looking for exactly what I was looking for
I will give you a fair warning
I got up at like 6 a.m. So the only way I stay awake
Is if I get drunk
Of course I will make that
Do I have to yeah, yeah, you have to
And next you're gonna tell me you're only gonna open cases if I open cases for
Cases if you open cases
Because you open cases you have to buy more oh my god, are you serious?
Are you really gonna force me to get drunk and gamble on a Friday night?
Yes, do you have no I he's basically said I'm the same but on the internet
I mean are you are you Satan? Are you Satan himself?
Yeah, I use this guy
He's
That's what I'm saying I see get this guy you're joining police
They did something something. Yeah, I was going to everyone said I was a fucking pussy. So it's the truth good good
I only got three cases left and I've gotten literally nothing
After what I just went through in that last game. Oh my god, I just went past a fucking red
I want to die. Yeah, I've seen three red so far not even close landed on him. I'm close. I literally just missed one
I think landing one away from a red should be a crime punishable by death
Yep, I agree
Last case last case
That was a nice red
I got bug
Perfect perfect. Ah save the city is for last
Like you do like you do like you do because he may know where Nate's on is
He is in a game. He's in the game
Oh, I forgot I forgot I forgot what's the score now who is our fifth double lift double 11 double 11 dates. I'm waiting for him
Trader 11 to 10
11 to 10. Oh, it's always good. Oh, he gave you something good
You get a couple more cases
They shot it's gonna carry
No, I'm gonna carry
By the way, we're gonna buy all the ops
Yeah, it was overtime. It was like round 11 and someone's up scumped in the back of the head.
That's when your boy clutched up at the end there.
We actually only want to get scum's team the first time because his own teammate...
I forgot who she was, but...
Do you remember her name? What was her name?
It's like he was...
That's what we were talking about.
And Peanut didn't listen to a damn word of anything.
I said that's the only thing I saw from the tourney
I said no, you said no, you said that you saw it with somebody 1v5 you with a p250
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
I was just having an ice cream
What the fuck did we get ice cream?
Who are you?
Who the fuck did we get ice cream?
I was getting gayses, I was getting gayses, sorry
My bad, my bad, I was getting gayses, I was getting gayses
Dude, he got drunk quick
It is your fault!
This is your fault, folksy!
You did this to me!
Yeah, you drank when you were pregnant with me!
I'm for 20 more cases.
Stand back.
Gold's on the way, buddy. Gold...
Oh, I'm not the man!
He's passed on by!
A fleeting, fleeting remembrance of it.
I
Cannot believe I cannot believe such activities that I've taken place on my screen right now
What what's the next game?
What we what's the next game? Oh feed the tournament. It's League of Legends League of Legends
Yeah, you like the game I love league I saw a Twitter post today
Dang that everybody who plays league is low IQ dumb people
I
Stand by it. I was also clipped
before that was clipped
During a rant of me saying how league is the most toxic game that I have ever played and has
Individuals who play it who are borderline jumping off of a fucking building in a video game, of course
Every single game. I mean P. I'm not kidding you like in you know how in Counter-Strike someone puts up in deck. Ah, man
What was that?
Yeah, argument was to and you'll probably so keep playing league. It's like they'll die
You put one question mark on the map or you say what was that or anything?
They are running it down mid and throwing the rest of the game
The fact that you even have match like party of match chat on is
I mean, I'll be honest if someone question me like if I if I'm playing jungle and I dive and someone question mark me
I'm going I'm going I'm going oh and 15 and then every day
They was leave the issue with league is
Well, I wish I could have a play I know I just get chap man, but me too. She was like
Were you playing on Saturday?
clear. You're in the clear.
I feel he double is ready.
He has access to the show, right?
I don't think he's ever been in here.
Let me take a look.
Take I think he has.
I think he has been here.
Let me let me go take.
I have no idea.
Hmm.
Oh my God, he's fucking has it.
All right, let me see if anybody.
But the amount of people close
have had all of me into my jungle
and try to see my camps in the last three days.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's say I had played 10 games,
it was like four to five of them.
What happened?
Why does it, okay, although I had to leave to invite.
I don't know why it does that.
The server invite links are to a specific voice chat.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, guys, how do I make it to the server invites
on Discord or not to a specific chat?
No idea.
Good luck.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, he's in here. He's in here. Wait, and double let I wait, wait, I draw the right person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was in the general channel and one of your mods said please deafen so is someone about
to drop something in there?
You never know.
That's the one I found there.
Happy Friday.
You used to be called behind the local Wendy's and that place is crazy.
I actually called Slurzzy live.
I was literally like...
Okay, what?
No, no, no, no, no, I was liking it.
Those Clankers are my records.
Shut up right now.
I was just missing dates out, is this game done?
They just went to OT.
Let's just see if we can join and play one by ourselves, it might not let us be easily
them on five well now we have to figure out to get all all of us did they did they start again
they had to have started a game at seven o'clock by the way they did so yeah yeah they have been
what is wrong with them yeah they Matt it's seven forty five and I haven't played a game yet yeah
they had to have started at exactly a video game at seven p.m. and then start to CS2 match at the
same exact time. Generic gamers. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
Perfect. I'm going to be honest. They shot is probably the dirtiest
human being on this team and kind of strike. Okay. He has been
grinding whatever he needs to do to be ready for the ending of
the tournament. He does whatever he wants. Are you
doing? The guy, the guy, the guy has been. No, that's a truck.
Is anybody else on this game right now?
I am.
Make sure you're peering online.
Make sure you're peering online.
Shhh.
I am on.
I'm changing myself to AIDS, Coyote.
There we go.
People definitely won't know what you're doing.
That's too known?
Yeah, you have it on everything.
Double it.
Save me your seed friend code.
AIDS app, AIDS app.
Let me choose a new name.
Let me choose a new name.
What's a good name?
I got you, buddy.
Coyote AIDS.
Oh, yeah, no way. No way. They know what let me let me think of a creative day. Let me think of a creative day
That will slip past anyone
I see you invite me to trouble it
Got you got you
Oh
Okay, all right, okay, all right, I got it I got it scared of what this name's about the
bit I I have I have it I have the game
you see my name what pregnant rodent
it's a secret game sorry sorry don't
tell anyone don't tell me sorry so it's a
great one thank you thank you thank you
Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I see Yeelang, Liorio, CapBorg and Ben Huggladary. Any that you guys.
That's me. Yeah, I'm Yeelang.
Okay Yeelang?
Secret Spy.
You are not viewing on live which is officer 5.
Yes I am!
Well, I see you!
I'm pregnant Rodan!
Lovely.
Thank you.
I'm going to send you an event to steam. There you go.
you. I DMI low ADR. That's him. That's him. That's a same thing.
Him is Chuck ate the cheese. No, that's chucking the cheese whips.
Close. What's your name and game? Should be barcode.
I don't I don't see you at all. We try finding the team.
I see you. See if I can join you open party. I see you. I see
you. There you go. Now, you see,
now, you see Mr.
John.
So, it goes, we go ahead and see the next one, right?
Oh, that's a funny hot guy.
He is Mr.
Lutfons one for those gentlemen.
Godspeed, everybody.
Oh, that's a shit.
Oh, that's cool.
And then last one CS I'm assuming.
Yeah, Counter-Straw.
Nice.
Mmm.
Oh, you actually had enough motions to get Nick and Nate to play together for a second?
I guess the woods will never heal.
The woods will never heal.
I guess we'll never get them to play together.
Except for the other times we got them to play together.
Others have been those times still never play together. I will say I'm excited to watch you guys play league
I I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm I'm I'm excited. I get excited a lot
Oh nice, but see you play league. I'm not really I used to be decent
Brother sister
Yeah, he was
The hardest
Wow, dude, you're furry too. I oh my
You're now approaching 8 p.m. And we haven't gotten in the game where the fuck is they John they just went to double O.T.
What what?
Are you fucking serious? Yeah, not even get it when they start a game
If I can play right now play right now. No we can't wait
Why would they start a game on the time?
We all agreed back you want me to get play together are they dumb?
I don't want to get really stupid
Problem is in my truck. He's just get someone in here. Honestly get someone in here. All right, Chuck
So this is me, Doublelift's first time playing and so far he called me a furry and then slurzy.
Oh my god.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Those are compliments.
Wait, you know when you were playing a shit ton of WoW, I think it was in Shadowlands
and my friends were saying you're like, you're pretty good and you're pushing the rank
one on Warrior.
I got right one you you play well at all
Yeah, I'm just a game. I'm wait you play a station. I'm good. I'm fine
Yeah, we ran by them. I think you did the raid together at one point. We did it. Yeah, I mean that I don't know
I played so much well
Yeah, that was so good. I'm so good. I'm still playing retail right now
But I was doing what that was really fun in the beginning, but then it kind of like that off for me
I have to put one kid. Oh, yeah, no, I didn't I didn't play this expect so I knew it would ruin my life
But it's actually the brain is actually so good for kids
insane
At least you're cheap. Oh, are you talking about what a work? Yeah? Fuck? Yeah? We are. No way you're talking all of one crap
Yeah, we are
Wow, it's the best game ever. You played
past by like the wind
Hey, what am I doing Sunday?
Yeah.
Uh, depending on what he did Saturday.
Yeah, probably.
Hey, man.
Probably going to.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm probably not going to die.
If you want to join.
I don't know what time you're going to get on, but I'll make sure there's a spot for
you.
Oh, what can you see you buy?
Because these are horrible.
These are the words.
These are terrible.
Oh, come on, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Come on, 3.
Come on, 3.
Come on, 3 is expensive, but.
Dude, honestly, I like the dangers.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Hey, Dave John, hey.
Dave, 7.51 PM, welcome in.
No, I thought you meant a PST.
Yeah, yeah, I don't even know what that means.
But get in here, EBV.
Do I have friends on Steam?
You should, yeah.
What's your name?
Lario.
Lario.
We opened this last case with like one moment.
Okay, now he's like, okay, all right, okay, all right.
Did you find out?
Hey, guys, what's up you pussy dude?
What's going on?
Hey, what the hell?
Hey, Matt.
Good to see ya.
Great, did you wait for her now?
Yes.
Nice.
Did Tim do anything?
He did with the shot.
Yeah, he's playing fun.
He's close to you.
eating was the game
Dude, I put that a stream and he had two pieces of corn on the cob in front of him. Just respect the fuck out of that
Good man. Good man
Good man
Yo Dennis
Or actually now
Text me when this Q pops. I just gotta run. It's my wife real quick. Okay. I'll be right back
We flexed.
That's sick man, congrats.
You have your life together.
That's real cool buddy.
Yeah, congratulations on having a wife.
He's just shit.
You're back guys.
I'm going to go kiss my husband real fast.
Oh shit.
Alright, you guys ready?
Yep, I accepted.
I'm going to go get another beer.
I
Watch wait. There's not enough spaces. Oh wait. We've got text him. I did a hey
Nadeshot I
Thought I'd let you know
that
The game is on my screen right now and we need you to click it
I
Go ahead and send does that sound appropriate? It's a nice enough rich engine. Maybe I know the sincerely yours peanut
sincerely yours
With love with love with love with love with love. You gotta you gotta send me one
I have to kill if you take this long it might go away. Okay. All right. I'm here. What happened. Oh
My tax I'm sending it now
Here you go
Did nobody text me?
I just texted you right now.
You see it?
Hey, Nate Trout, I thought I'd let you know that the timer to accept games on my screen
right now, we need you to click it, sincerely yours, peanut with love.
I'd like to do.
Yeah, thanks guys.
I'm here.
Let's do it.
Hey!
What map are we playing?
Just in the nick of time.
Sure, sure.
Matchmaking unavailable.
Oh, it's out of the bubble.
No, we're going right now.
It's charging.
It's charging.
Oh, okay
Hey, I just see matchmaking unavailable. This is going very smoothly
Okay, not everybody shut up. You know what? I decided this is the worst peanut stream that I've ever watched personally
How does it set a fucking word to me?
I
Hello, hello wait wait, it's not my fault. It's nature's fault. He bit his all-weight an hour
He's in here an hour
If I'm gonna sit here in silence, I'm gonna sit here in silence alone
I am a Morty drinking 20,000 kilo are we so fucking for you right now don't be
intimidated that shit is it's just a number yeah nothing yeah just a number
that's just a number that's what I say I'm not playing for no I'm not playing
for no I honestly kind of like playing for me getting Mirage yeah fuck Mirage
I want to play a new I love rush a new business or overpasses where we're going to win the game
To true actually our best shot a chance was that too? I'm mad at cash in the infirmary
Folks he has a tentacle bad dragon was that is that a game? No, dude, and no
Everyone is saying I jerk off the hand tie today
That what is true that what is true that what is true any I was like a once a year hentai guy. Just like I want
Once a year
Treat like a Christmas surprise
Yeah, these thumbnails are sort of calling to me. I'm like, let me see what this story
Video
is that octopus really that sexy yeah there's no way an octopus could be that
sexy and that's what you look like well let me get some more cases let me get
some more cases a look like give me a second you're doing chroma 3's you
would come with these yeah they're they're I'm sorry but they're so
I'm letting you guys know
I'm not going to be slow, I'm not going to be slow
I'm not going to be slow
I tell you, it isn't across the board
to consider like the tentacle shit, right?
Like, I didn't...
It's all tentacle shit, it's what it is
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh my god, I want you to log in and shit
Oh, I forgot who you were
I forgot who I was
Okay, nevermind, I'll buy another round
Oh, you guys are crazy
I didn't buy cases for...
I didn't open up steam or buy cases for two weeks
I came back and didn't even have me log in at all
But then I buy cases in an hour later. It's like, hey, who are you? Yeah. Who are you?
Who are you? You want to say a little bit of comment? You're so scaredy. Lock it in, boys, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
The Russian air. He scared? Sounds like it. Yeah, I'd say.
Oh my god, it doesn't seem fake.
Got one, they're all there.
That's right.
Nice.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm-
You're gonna get me!
You're gonna get me!
Come on.
Come on.
I'm ready!
Fuck him.
Good work, gag!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
I'll tap him.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I
We both are we full full going crazy?
Always buy after first round win Pete. Oh, sorry. Watch. Sorry. Watch
Well what happened again, I got myself a nice MP died starlight stat track factory do
This goes for at least $9 on the market, buddy
and mid
One more mid you have to go on it. This is our song. He probably printed their base. Yeah, I don't know the next one
Wait, we have ball. It's here. I see it. Yes, it is
hmm not maybe one day I gave him the business I guarantee the damage at the
top I see to be 99 on that girl give me a moment
I've lost
where is that guy just died from who died I don't know hi Shide and he was that
He walked through smoke on me, but he probably
I'm just on the temple. Yeah. Yeah.
No one cover the bombsites.
I wouldn't make too much.
No one cover the bombsites.
Guys, they're waiting for the bombsites.
And for is that important?
Huh? OK.
No, he had the M4 shooting him.
No, I was asking if that got headed M4.
It sounded like an M4A4.
Sounded like an M4A4.
Yeah, it sounded like an M4.
Maybe it was an M7, I know.
Peril.
Off to armor.
Dude, stop!
It's the manna, Cloaksy. It's the manna.
Get ready for a five-piece and ace.
Oh wait, watch me that case.
Should we... time out?
No, no, we should probably shut up.
Oh
There's a op no umber that we had I got double-graded that one was not my fog
I thought you were gonna save the day.
On the middle.
No, he's getting to gush them water.
He's gushing in me now.
He's cooking each one.
Winnable
You did say one was B, right?
Yep, I was gonna scream at you, but...
That was gonna creep at you well
I was gonna scream and say look at that bag
You're good, you're good
That was your dry
It was kinda ballin' for a minute
Yeah, yeah
But, it's alright
What you need to understand close to you would have been an ace and I just couldn't do that, you know
What what's it mean? I won't be anywhere near you. I
Won't be anywhere near you. I stay here. I'm going somewhere else. I'm not talking where we go
You stay right here
I'll go somewhere
This guy throwing fake smokes
Oh
I forgot I'm not I'm sorry
I need to hit a headshot man. I'm ass. What are they?
It's not be though. Is it a or B? Can you hear it?
He's outside of me.
He's trying to enjoy it.
I'm tore down under Bridge of Mid.
How'd you get this easy?
I don't know about that, Pete.
Just pretend this is the champion.
Good job, though, good job.
99?
99? Holy.
I hit him for 99. I'm so ugly. Yo, Dennis, if you didn't know, if you hit somebody for
100, they die. I've heard that before. I don't have any body.
We'll say Rush B. Let's rush. Come here, come here, come here. Everybody found me out left
mid. Everybody found me out left mid. I'm down the hole in the wall or the challenge is there.
I'm not doing the right answer.
That's a Molly right there.
Run to it, run, run, run, run to it.
I have 20 HP.
I have 36.
He's behind from ropes or rugs.
You're a good Molly.
I'll be honest with you, that somebody knows about Insimale, I don't even know what that is, it's probably like one, two?
I might be a once-a-year Hentai guy, these guys yank their shit through a full time, here we go.
Up, no helmet.
Guaranteed.
You got that.
How about that, how do you double it? I like that.
Wait a minute, double down.
Hey, you called, you called run through the mall and we were there, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not a guy, like normally that shreds actually money.
The insta- the insta-
I'm gonna start pushing in
Alright, I'm gonna start pushing in
They pushed out mid?
Yep
One mid doors and guess what?
He has a fucking AWP!
They're pushing out mid
Probably mid fire
I'm so bad they're a
Tried hard boss
I'm trying my hardest
What's an RCT?
Always behind the desk I was looking at the fucking man in the way
I'm gonna have to save this but I think so I think we need more I think we need more drinking and gambling
I said solution this problem
I
How I lower on the leeward didn't you hey, but the guy's got a kill yeah, I've done like 20 damage every round and just gone my head blown off
Yeah, good work out there boss
I haven't actually to be at all. I'm not gonna stop over and ship over day. So I'm gonna camp in a corner with these new red eyes
Now listen, I learned this back is the best game we can pick this
This year learn this is stomping rounds. Yeah, yeah, and look look bro. Yes
They're actually be for sure watch watch
Oh, they've been doing that every round.
I swear.
They might have seen this one, but they're always lit, man.
No, they just.
You think you should have thought that it was one shot?
I saw the ones late.
Other ones late.
I'm sorry.
There he is.
There he is.
The hell.
Let go.
I'm sorry.
Electric.
Two electric.
One more.
One's staying on site.
I
Can't finish it
You can't let them up
Guys come back right now off armor
Off the armor off armor. I'm changing up the strap. I'm changing the fact
And and
No up with arbor
We need some mid-presence
They're outside be
What's up
What I can't see that there's a smoke bar man probably gonna pitch you guys something be careful
Yeah, they're pushing me at the idea
Yeah, what the idea
No, you gotta give me that shit.
What?
Wow.
Don't worry, after this round I figured out a problem.
What?
What just happened?
Yeah.
What happened?
What happened?
Well, can you see them on my screen?
Can you see them?
No, I didn't.
I didn't do that on purpose.
I'm going to get that.
I'm just going to say.
Guys.
There's it.
Well, I thought you were watching.
I thought.
No, I was.
I was.
I thought.
Where is everybody playing this run?
I'm going to be.
I'm going to be.
Oh, you know what?
We did a team leader.
I'm going to give a call out.
I need one of you to come play mid with me.
I'll play it with you.
All right.
How do you play with me?
Double lift close to you guys do what you want. I'm gonna figure out something to
Keep break
When you smoke this thing you have one not nobody
Wait, why is what's that?
Yeah, yeah a couple outside be routine back then
Oh shit.
What's pushed up?
They're gonna...
They're pushing on B now.
Nice.
Stupid bitch.
Water.
Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Two pushing B. Two right here on B.
I have a pistol.
I'm playing back to Dennis.
Good kill today.
I have a pistol. I'm trying to find back to Dennis.
Good kill today.
Out on site?
Out on site right now. He's in dark corner and one's planning. Dark corner and one's planning.
Dark corner is out to the right. When you get out of E-Box, the guy that planned I think is the AWPer.
Oh!
God, water, water, water.
Okay, that's beautiful.
Good work, guys. Good work out there.
All right, I'm gonna buy some cases give me a second
They were good luck cases bad. Yeah, we need some good luck case. We need some good luck. He's right now
I see these guys are 20k by the way zero. I mean, is there a ranking set? Is that what I'm not great?
Yeah, yeah
You guys gonna have to give me a second. It's gonna take me a second to get these cases
We need it for the team. You call it time out call it time out call it time out
Calling calling calling. Oh guys. We're not calling it time out for cases
FUCKING TIME OUT!
I hope you choke on that food you're eating!
Yo, that's kind of fucked up to say because...
Somebody in my house actually needed to be...
CPR.
And I saved them.
Guys, unfortunately the timeout didn't...
Guys, I'm still buying cages!
I was at the last one, by the way.
Nobody voted yes.
What?
Guys, I'm still buying cages.
Somebody call a timeout.
well I'm glad I'm glad I waited in spawn for five seconds that was good I need it
someone's gonna need to suck him off I'll do it
almost done dude he just walks up beat
oh they got me
I'm trying to hold your dark Dennis, but if you're exposed for me
Yeah, I need to win that
Why is this guy lurking at be out there planet?
Got the case is nice you the keys. Oh nice. Okay
What the fuck are these guys doing?
Hey, I got the case and the keys. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Nice. Oh, yeah
Lucky K-1 for the team!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, a purple! A purple! That means we're gonna have great luck this round!
Oh, the cut-off edge.
Oh, great luck this round we will have.
But I got the op. Don't worry guys.
Are we saving it? Why did they even let you up?
cases when you're in an overgame? That is crazy work.
No, double if we're gonna do a little shake and bake over there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, whatever you want, man
I'm gonna try something have played this map exactly like two times. Okay. It's perfect. You want
Listen, you're gonna wait we're gonna get in a main. We're slow walk
I'm gonna throw a couple shoulders you say behind me if we don't see anything we move out
Are you just gonna beat me? They hold the stairs by the way. They hold their that's fine. Yeah
That's great
I
Fuck
Yeah, we'll go back everybody here. No, no, no go back to me with this
I'm sorry about shoving the eyes like that
I'm sorry about shoving the eyes like that
No, no, no, that was a mean face buddy
Hell no
Unmet doors with a-
That one, that one, that one!
What's with cooking? What's with cooking?
What up, butter?
P-box, I think?
He's up top, Roggs
Great trade, great trade
That's an angle bro
No, these guys are 20 kid is this okay, for sure. What is that?
Good map probably water to be could be going on a hearted
Hearted
what's that place we just decided to put rugs
uh you need the teetering where you killed the first guy was rugs like yeah
okay that's what i thought a nice little strap will probably run during the event
is your teetering we all rush rugs it's going to a
um we just print out b hey would you say all rush rugs be fucking happy
where you gonna go you're gonna banish me to the middle again
i'm fucking just spam i mean turn it out and you got a fucking boomstick in your
your hand out so you won't get caught.
Get ready to be hit.
Get ready to be hit.
Get ready to be hit.
No flash.
No flash.
No flash.
No flash.
I'm dead.
I'm stuck behind.
I'm flying.
Nice.
Nice.
It's so easy.
We shouldn't do this every round.
Oh, shit.
We're gonna bomb.
We're gonna bomb.
We're gonna bomb.
I'm helping it on the right.
Hey, was he?
Topman?
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side
How did I miss?
Right side
Who is that?
Water
You didn't water?
Yeah
Yeah, 100% sure
Yeah, nice job
I dink him through peanut's face
Yeah, I don't know what happened
I kissed Nadeshot and then we both died
I was alive
You kissed me
Oh, so I kissed Doublelift and then we both died
You got timing on this move
The guy literally just ran up to like a second
Okay, I think this is really good. I'm pretty sure this is heavily tea-sided. No, it's a tea-sided map
And here's what you're gonna do the second I turn around if you guys don't listen to me
That means somebody is going to die in
I will die
I'm gonna go hard to get in the hatches.
Okay, you're rolling again.
Go hard.
Woo-hoo.
Go-go-go-go-go.
Oh, my God.
2v2, winnable.
Slow it down now and go away.
Oh, we speed it up. We speed it up, booby.
Speed it up, speed it up.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, I like these guns.
You're too nice.
You're cracked.
Yeah.
You guys are gonna try to get down now?
I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
I'm about to die, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't mean to. I didn't get to shoot my gun.
Ah, dude, savvy boy! God, dude, savvy!
Oh, fuck, dude, you're doing pretty good!
Fuckin' games open!
I was so excited to go outside, too. Hey, gal.
What about friends?
Oh, I watched out. They might watch something.
They're gonna rush water. They're gonna rush teammate.
They're gonna rush A or top bridge.
but they're gonna rush something
I'm watching that you walk down. Yeah, the ones in water
I've got Bob and I'm going to be a lot towards I've got Bob and I'm going to be
Oh, wow, hey, maybe we're all terrorists in game. Yeah. Yeah, like, like, we were doing
we better when we're when we're the terrorists and I'm on yes it's two sided map no I don't
think so I'll be I don't think so okay I think about that actually I tell you we we were losing
majorly and then we went to the terrorist side we just started winning mm-hmm yeah remember no
Russian you know some a big one and fucking crazy I'm six X my kills is coming over here
Yeah, yeah, what I'm trying.
Yeah, you should be going to God. Yeah, there should be a God need.
We had just the best ever.
I died.
I might be flagging a bomb.
Yeah, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
I'm going to have a good eight.
I'm gonna eat
Could be a man
Oh, yeah, I'm talking about water. I'm talking to you guys from water right now
And I'm oh my
Help I need help I'm coming. I'm coming flashing through for you. Maybe I'm calling my own prize
I
Isn't that bomb right?
It's the worst game that I've ever played and I hate every single one of you
I mean, I didn't know I didn't know if he dropped on it
Like you set me up
19 re-entry purple factory new tension
So we're guys I have enough we're about to win this round easy
Everyone's rushing water potentially
what's your outer what's your outer
that's about that American water over here
oh he's um I don't know that is
You can't, you can't, you can't
Kevlar, we have uh, I could one B
Kevlar, we have bomb B on
Push your guys, you got a Z box right now
Oh, he's on the right, he's on the right
I need help, you got a bomb?
Yeah, you got it
He's filling me with work
I had bombs at pillar
Oh man, shit
Oh no
This guy fucking sucks
Oh no
I don't even know how I died there
Nice, I'm done
What hear my water
That was a good try that would doubt I can see that you would put it a lot of effort there boss fuck
Hey gonna
Well, what if we do a do beret is push a
You want to save I'm gonna save it's your brand save per se
In a failure bomb
anybody no I kind of want to go for that I'm ready for a grenade watch this
shit I'll come right back I'll come right on you
one left one left us nice shot
stay there stay there
oops and you're making me but but but on the box some left again
both sides of that box
I've made a blow up there smoke we try to get a pig
Hey smoke this
I flashed the holy-ho
The smoke kind of sucks. I'm just walking
Wait you do to my boy
To my boy
Nice okay, okay. What's gonna be a left side CT?
Hey, what is what he's fine?
Hey, they down him
Okay.
No, wait.
Nice.
One, two, not two, not two.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, he's CT?
He's gonna be right here to your left.
Just live, peanut, just live.
He's gonna be right, you're right now.
Yep, right there.
Keep walking out, if he's not there, he's to your left.
Yeah, I definitely, yeah.
Yeah, he should be left.
Yeah, and that corner is really deep to your left.
Wow.
Wow, he's ready, he's on the corner.
right side right right there
I shot his cock off
I shot his cock off that motherfucker's impotent
I should have sold my confidence man
I should have sold my confidence I walked in
Nooo
I hit him for 85
You actually hit him down
I hit him for 85
I hit him for 85
You shot him right at me?
Right at me
And you know like steak and shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah brother just open in the water time
Fuck you
Hope close one
Mac like a money away
I
Yeah, I'll jump in a box got an absolute cock
What are the right time right there? Oh my goodness. Oh
I guess got an off the deal with an e-box you probably try to smoke it off for Molly he could have
All right guys, just turn your fucker off.
Watch the wall, Zayn, watch the bishop.
I'm running in the boat.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
That's all fucking snowing each other in the showers.
Holy shit.
Fucking cave something.
Warming up?
I don't know what.
It's over for these guys.
I'm predicting 15, 12, 12.
I'm kicking out my inventory.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, I accidentally picked up a son.
Uh, can you buy me, actually...
Can you buy me an AK, please?
Uh, I can't.
Uh, thank you.
Alright, I can only get you a good little...
Oh, sorry, you can't pack what you said.
I have an AK.
I'm dead.
Oh, they got it.
Oh, they got it.
Two up from the head.
Oh my god, two up.
Uh, water, water.
Nothing.
Wow, real sourdough bread is pushing right side
They could have jumped up the rugs to your far right I doubt it don't beat in it
You guys should just group and go to be
I would imagine one of their guys there on eco is gonna try to grab one of those guns
He might have to deal with a flank after you get bombed down, but
Yeah
Yeah, we mad game here. Let's do this. Yeah, I can see you the showers afterwards. Yeah, but
No, no, no, no flapper B
No, well, I could throw it through the wall. Let's see. I
Can do it for you boss. I can do it for you. Absolutely double it
You see the wall is he's up
3, 2, 1, GO!
You should have flashed over that one.
That was a good one.
Thank you.
You guys are just rushing me?
Hold on.
Got one!
Going well, let's go!
Ready.
of the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
Wardhog, she's spattering, spattering in the sky.
Oh, yes.
That's a good idea, though.
Gold arabesque.
Oh, that was sick.
Oh, that was cheap.
That was like five bucks.
Oh, my.
Are you just moving here?
What?
Okay, that's poor.
That's insane.
Oh, I didn't see that.
Why did you miss it?
Is that it?
Ready?
I'm going to hit it.
What?
Oh.
Not there already.
I'm going to hit it.
Ready?
Two.
Yeah
I did always get his man. What is on that? Oh my god
Yep, it's right
I
Know Molly for close life. No
I'm gonna let Mac cook let Mac cook. I'm scared. Yeah, all right
We're safe we're safe
Peter, Peter, Tom will take it away, Bob.
Oh my God.
What do you mean we're safe?
The whole team's there.
Sorry, Bob.
I thought we were safe.
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again, though, boss.
I promise.
I...
Are there warm-ups?
Yeah, it's just a warm-up, boss.
You don't understand.
I was just warming up.
I'm not...
Yeah, exactly.
Warm-up first.
Warm-up again, boss.
Warm-up again, boss.
Warma, Warma, first game in the last game.
It broke the whole game.
Addison there.
Good.
I think we started finding Flow State towards the end
of that game, though.
That was bad.
Yeah, that was a heavy Flow Mod.
I was killing people left and right with that AK.
A headshot after headshot.
It's a hard time, God.
Oh my goodness.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
Why's not out to get you
Pizza
It is the pizza
For you
See you had it that was so good and then it was just like nails on a fucking chalkboard
the pizza pizza no that episode of Spongebob was a man that was a certified
heater how am I gonna eat this pizza without my
Calc juice
The top box oh
I said except help lucky. Can you tell me?
Let's do not a new base
Not whoa, dude. I really wanted to play that up again, but I you know what I'll do it for you guys
Thank you so much double. I thank you. Yeah, thank you
All right, dude, I think I might have to put then on nuke we could do these guys will probably then nuke if I had to guess
Another map. I don't know
Surely seven months. I see it. Yo, wait
Medigame this shit a little bit. You can't be saying the match, you know, and you don't know they're gonna write these down
People that we're playing against would have any idea how to play a new this like they're also gonna first time it
I
Professionals 99% of the games in premiere played on dust, I promise
Was used to eat my pizza without my drink dude, it's crazy how we can
Autisticly remember every fun fun episode, but like I can't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday
Yeah, yeah, so that's how
Yeah
Yeah, those are burns. Those are burned into the to the front below. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah
Take that bitch
Whoa, yeah boys. I should show that by dominance. I need a defton's themed foot job with sir
What I'm done. I'll be way
This big puppy girl with round wire frame glasses sick
You guys gotta throw up glasses long
Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly just just watch a message at work where we're going a
Wait, I just won for it. God damn it. All right. I'm dead first to shred
Oh
No, no, no, you make me
I'm dropping the bomb one of you guys I gotta pick up long I'm flashed. Oh, he's one
Once close
that one going up top
one's on the elevator
two elevator
nice here
wait uh
cat
cat and ct nice
ct's gush
oh fuck nice
ct's gush
ct's ozzo
okay they're both gush
they're playing
Oh my god, bro. He's got a fucking revolver and just tapped my shit.
How much damage did I do that round?
Who the fuck buys a revolver?
I know, this guy's crazy.
And he didn't even play long with revolver either.
And why did he put it down my flasking throat?
I spelled first today.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I have to play in the basement.
Yeah, we have a bunch of damage.
these lotages for any three boys out that food for me started than face that I
swear hmm it's hard to face a hundred percent the problem is that there's just
so many closet cheaters in pain baby man oh yeah yeah but in face it's just
easier okay there's no Xbox smoker now
Got one
One's cat
I'll take care of the cat fool
He's double-dinked in CT double-dinked CT
Close my box
Fuck
I
Was coming out of my lower right now
Nice nice, it's a winnable winnable we got this
And for down the next one go that will a job was we cook
Oh my goodness.
Did you hear that?
Oh, no!
Oh my goodness.
I
Always put my whole pussy into that. I thought I was about to cook
Let's say go
I'm doing
I try my local glitch
It's the secret don't tell anyone
Are you all along right now
Have you heard
I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible at all.
I'm so bad. I'm so trash. Yo, any time if if if if if hutch gets out long, we all go
long dead ass yeah that's all I stacked yet hey dad happy birthday hey can you
guys all say happy bear my dad he's in a chat please happy birthday you got that
we got we got pull over here thank you no one's watching me out yeah fuck it
I'll take long, don't worry guys.
Oh fuck.
Have you totaled your gay yet?
Oh, he's dead now.
Good, good.
All right.
All right.
All right.
What was the engagement?
Good.
Good.
Locked.
First two, first two, first two, first two, first two, first two.
I don't really understand where my shots are going.
You have an AK in front of the crosshair.
Yeah, I had an AK in the long.
No!
Great.
Definitely an AK.
That guy's dead by two times with a D.E.G.O.
I mean, fuck me.
Congratulations on your teens win Thursday.
I'm just going to buy more cases.
I'm on it, Mr. Woodhouse!
as a matter of fact a celebratory case open right now just
I think we need a flow state change right now we need it. Okay. Yeah
I'm down who's got the flash
Nature your name is like a flash for you buddy. It's good if you guys are any good. They're gonna beat us there by a lot
Yeah, but they're not faster you dig out. Yeah, let's
If they're not contesting let's do it. Here's a flash. She's a second flash. I'm going in
People hide me brothers, and I'm finding it at all. Yeah fucking. Let's just go
Nice
I can't shoot at them.
We don't have bomb, we don't have bomb, we don't have bomb.
Got another one, got another one.
Nice.
Nice to meet you.
Somebody could still be outside.
Ace, ace, ace, ace, ace, ace.
Oh, you did this smoke, that rascal.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm so proud of us.
Yeah, boy, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
You guys should clear your previous answers question how to fuck with a right in there right now. I'm pregnant wrote it this bitch
And you go say to change it
Yeah
On the corner of long
For my cat we're make sure I'm not gonna
If you guys want we could probably do
I
Word team so cool, I can't finish anyone
This is me and the Oreo have two and three ping
The hell we're living at the data center of 19. We are the AI. I'm Cortana
I
Missed it's all over. Goodbye
To lower wow, I have the worst
I
Didn't made it one's always
What did what? Yeah, I got you guys always
That dead pushing with you got to be one on site somewhere, bro
I
Play for long
Maybe no, I can because they're one third cat
I've got your question far right
Was it elevator in smoke now?
It's okay. He's broken up right
I
Job whoa nature. I've never seen that cross over for
Yeah, don't worry about the same good game. Oh, no. Yeah, they're there a wife came
I would have been me. She said you got a small dick you use this piece of shit. I said, huh, honey? Yeah
But yeah, he's gonna make dinner baby. He said yeah
Oh my god.
Stop, wait!
Nice shot.
God, yeah.
I'm jumping down these barrels.
Yo, I got a nasty flasher, uh, cat.
Hold on, stay there.
Oh, I don't have a flash.
Never mind.
Go there.
Remember how you-
Coochie.
Did you win?
Fucky.
Hey, I was on the floor.
I'll be here, I'll be here.
Once push for you
No, we sit on top of the boxes and I'm fucking stupid as fuck guys you're in a TV3 we have an AFK
One of our guys are little guys
Where
Gary listen, he was on the box
I think last guy was the be-pushed guy, but our problems to be one
Thompson spawn amazing
Guys we should leave the bomb and spawn for bonus points
Sandside Sandside Sandside
Y'all gonna have to hustle don't hold the line close you don't you worry
I actually don't even know if you guys have this 30 seconds
Oh my god, he's back
Okay, how'd you got a lot of body?
I just read
Why do they just give us long every round I'm so
Long and they give us a maze. I don't know
You rise pure that boys
That's bomb that's bomb we have to get them bring it back if you can I'm flashing
What's elevator?
Who's offing outside I'm flashing higher right? Yeah
Nice
I
Was the last guy
You see towards mid doors
I'll be trying to save
This pussy
I love that.
Yes.
MVP, pending rodent!
Pending rodent, how he is!
Wide open spaces.
Lucky you, boys. Lucky you.
Here we go. I just had a heart palpitation.
I'm about to die.
That's okay. That just means you're healthy.
Sure. You gotta drink more.
If it doesn't let you know that it's there sometimes,
how are you gonna go?
Yeah, we should walk around a little bit.
Oh, the way it back works, flash me in.
Desk back.
I'm back, Desk back.
I didn't see anyone go B.
I didn't go well.
I didn't see a Seagull shell go B.
I got a B, bro.
Talk about the bag guys.
Ghandi?
He's ours, he's ours, he's coming right now.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I had the whiff.
Woo, woo, woo.
Because I do it
No, you're kind of snappy double-lift. No, you make me nervous. They taught what the fuck
Oh, you are like the ball decorated competitive
These four player than I actually am I'm gonna do it a by you
You play for us we go fuck
I have to door walk out.
God, I'm a.
Give me a second.
You avoid that bomb like a plague.
Yeah.
Of course.
I just you guys know sometime.
Let's go away.
Let's go away.
These guys always push tunnel, by the way.
I mean, these guys are just.
I
Nice fucking those
I was flashed
Right about oh
One's lower we're doing pretty good
That scared the shit out of me again you read them lower
You see much
They gotta be cat you see him. He's not like he's not cat he went long you see much
That's right, that's right get out of here. I was kind of clean super secret spy attacked a teammate by the way
No, I didn't know I didn't he's a liar and a thief. No, I don't do it. Don't do it. I've definitely
missed that one before. Leave the option open for everyone. Yeah, I'm gonna make you pay for
that. You little walnut. Okay. Okay. You know, I went mad. Maybe I saw his head move across
My speed
What's going on in this game hey, I can't face feel
I'll go be with you. Oh
You got me pinned down
Fuck there's a car should be straight through smoke
smoke. You see that? Cheester, cheester. What's that on cat? There's a glitch you can
see through smoke. How do you do it? Up down left RBXY. You need help in spam. I hear
no spam.
Oh, damn it. Insanable, bitch.
No, that's not how you do it. That's not how you do it now.
Asshole.
Watch out.
You don't have a rake again? Wait, what?
You have to win again.
It took my rank away again.
I had a rank like 2 weeks ago.
They took it away. I said you were too racist.
Oh my goodness. How did they know?
Yippee!
You got me!
I got you!
Second one, second one, second one, second one, second one.
Second one, second one.
And clip.
And red imposed.
Yep.
And Twitter thread.
We have a D as well.
You guys have a flank but they're here.
He's put a pit side.
No one crossed yet.
I'm acting like I'm running away.
Yeah, I'm acting like I'm running away.
Fuck!
I can't come out of the way.
Oh, fuck!
Uh, death cam, they walk back along.
To...
There!
Give me a head!
Okay.
Give me a...
...a...
I think he just got somebody.
I think he got somebody.
You suck too off to the God
He made me that was a thing
We have we have to we have to repeat that I can pop I got you
Thank you
You got me flashed.
Yeah.
All right.
It's all you buddy.
I'm putting it right up mid. I'm blitzing.
I'm gonna keep them.
NB, NB, all of them.
At least four.
I'll handle them. Shed back.
I think that's the most gross retake ever.
I thought we were quicker. I thought we could spring out.
You can dance all night if you want to.
Oh my god. Whoa, this pen's kind of hitting.
Oh shit, oh shit, jeez.
Shit, I'm in the mix.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
How do we stop ourselves from having a panic attack? I don't know.
and
you need to you start your stream at fucking like what time by the way
see nine hours ago
well that's after I turned off the first things I had added delay
Oh, I know we start my shoe around why do you have a delay
because I was getting streams after all holy oh
Oh
yeah, fix it
yep
really quick a quick 20 second little delay and you're on your way
Wait, you know you can add delay without your stream. Yeah, I know we have the IRL tool kit
But there's a reason why we don't use it. I can't remember it might be a multi-streaming thing. I'm not sure. Okay
But I appreciate the comms
I think it was
Two men, two men, top men!
Jump, jump, jump, jump!
Hey, go, go, go!
That's what you mean low.
I think they're on B.
They don't work?
You don't realize you're glancing, actually.
It's not TAK. It is not TAK.
Walk around me, they're a laughter.
It roots the experience!
I can't talk to you guys in real time
Like talking to an old person over the phone
I'll respond to you 15 seconds later
Not even on the same topic
It is a little fake, huh?
You talk to us in real time anyways
I'm literally talking to you right now
If we did it we did it for um copyrighted music because like on twitch I could play Spotify
But if I'd used IRL toolkit it would send the spot all the music to every website. Yeah, I see I see
You know, do you know if there's a fix for that or no? I don't play music on my stream because
My shit's dropped down
Might be long
I'm using the box track.
We'll never see this coming.
Take a lot of aim.
They're out of aim.
They're once picking long right now.
Did I leave my friend killed or something because I'm getting a hundred for glass.
No.
Ah, they're in pitch.
One's got an AWP.
I didn't know that.
Whoopsies.
Oh.
I'm out of sight.
Did I leak that shit at the beginning?
Did I leak that to push ramp right now?
and I'm probably so good
in a rotate
I think it might be a save, I'm not quite
I thought we said this right
One guy is an absolute
I'll take care of him, shoot back
I just need to kill him
I just need to kill him
Yeah, I need to kill both of them there, man.
Oh my goodness.
Lizzie, bro.
If you had above average testosterone, you would have won in there one.
Yeah, yeah.
You're kidding me.
If you were, yeah, you were afraid, Moggy, those guys,
that while they were Jester Maxxing, we would have won that shit easily.
100% dude.
You're a cortisol spiking.
Oh!
Oh, you're sure dead.
You're sure dead.
Oh, what the hell, man?
You guys are stream savvy, one ten billion, by the way.
It's going to make me out not, well, it could be.
But there was a pinout in chat when we first started out and I read, sorry, but pause.
I need to input PayPal to sub on YouTube.
Quick time out for that.
Julia said that.
Oh, good.
The guy, the guy on the other team.
Nice.
That's good.
I just, I just assumed stream savvy is default.
I assume stream time until it's just disproving.
Dude, that fucking flash. Yeah, we have to fight long, gentlemen.
Yeah, I should tell somebody before the roundbook.
Not to get too serious, we gotta fight long.
Too long.
Dude, I just need to hit that, bro. I'm so assed.
win that nice when that one should be low once below winnable this winnable
nice nice I said no I said car
if you want I need a flash for you or you can flash for me yeah I gave you up
Oh shit, why you do that?
Yeah, can you get the schedule?
Man, I can give it to you after this.
Oh yeah, wait, who wants to die? Here's your guy.
You want?
Listen, I just need somebody to flash behind me.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Alright, I was over.
I'll see you straight out.
Not good.
You got Santa Claus here?
What's up there?
They're very true.
Okay, more there.
Very true. I've seen the study.
People can't hear.
What?
One mid.
I think it'll be.
Yeah, there be
Yeah
I
See that hold up close
Don't worry this next round is our round boys lock it in this is ours. This is ours
I think we should do a half by here. We should do something that we should go fight up mid
They played deep man. Yeah, it's fine. Everybody just go up the left side wall and we're just gonna drop that
We have to have the back
Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch, Hunch
Suck the left ball, it'll be a-okay
There be, there be
I mean, fuck it, just bum rush tunnels, it's a ride
Let's do it!
I just rushed me, huh?
Charge!
They're only a year old, yeah
I
I
Have my bro so sick
We are still in this watch we can do this
Now we are I think we should just give up long we play off the site
We just hold cat and fight long from like default and cat
yeah yeah fuck yeah
let's watch me together we think
hell no. I'll go B. win it Pease pushy
double the time not up with you brother
let's up
they're in the middle
They're mid now. One up cat.
They're very close to cat right now.
Oh, mid.
Not one cat!
One's closer, cat.
I mean, mid.
No one's pushing mid.
Watch out.
Dude, these guys are fucking nuts.
Actually, one's in lower tunnels.
Can you hold this? Can I leave you?
I can hold the angle at you.
He's spinning up, Kat.
Maybe two, you guys got this.
Double lift is long.
He's in pit.
Uh
Good one B
Knowing that they're watching our streams probably means they're going B. I won't be right out. Yeah, they're probably gonna go
They don't I'm our strongest warrior
They could make the beat, no?
I can't.
I think he's saving.
Oh, he's on beat!
No way.
You guys have one flash?
No, I'm not
Now we still in these
I think you have to clear bankruptcy. Yeah, your mom's how the fuck
Did that guy walk up on you like that?
Well, he's watching our screen so he do we could just sneak up on us like that. I thought it was one of you guys
He didn't walk or anything. He grabbed to you. You didn't hear him at all. I thought I thought he was one of you guys
Two more tomorrow tomorrow
Watch your high once you have anything
You see anything
Lotta long
Yeah, they're coming. They're coming. I'm like our
I think send this one now or send the clock
What to pit to one there all pink bit as well
To my life server was labor
One up. Yeah, one thing to one thing. I mean lit lit lit outside. Nice and team. Let's go all bang
I'm down peanut. I'm down. You just got to run that name. Oh, what do you see me to?
You saw his head or was he it's on the it was on that street. Yeah
Had to be coming up
a little bit further back and have a free kill on him.
I didn't think he was still playing that passive.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I didn't have to see you from there, bro.
That's actually crazy.
You can see your head.
I just left the lobby on accident.
Yeah.
I'll be back.
Don't always fight spots.
Don't you worry.
Thank you, peanut.
Who?
Two people left.
Who was the other guy that left?
Gloksy.
That communist Gloksy.
Oh, my god.
Yo, what happened?
He's not used to me gross.
You know what?
You need to actually work on your soft talk, man.
You need to work on your soft talk.
Get in front of the car, take your clown nose off.
Say you need to work on Alpha.
We're doing extremely good for people
that can see our screens.
I would say we're overly prepared for AT&T all fucking ready.
If we're getting nine, 10 points on people that can literally
see our screens all night.
I mean?
No, that is true.
And I'm getting good practice.
And I'm playing in a tournament against Muda in a couple days.
Also also also
You need to see chance there are opponents during the tournament. We'll see what type of now
All right, if anybody if anyone of these creators were the streets I want in this tournament
They're the only ones you're gonna know deep down. That's fucking insane. That would that would truly be insane
Somebody would do that. Yeah, I that would be
I think
Talking about here is I mean
Not Dr. Lupo?
No, not Dr. Lupo, although I'm very, if he was a determined I also suspect him as well,
but he's not in the tournament.
How about I post, I'll, my whole chat is just his name.
Oh wait, don't bad, ain't you?
Let me know what you're talking about.
I wanna know what you guys are talking about.
Fucking myth.
Who?
Myth!
Man!
Oh shit.
Hmm
I would say I would say when we're playing against miss team assume they can they know we're at
Just it I don't think so
I tracking tech I saw myth cracking cod like two days in advance before the tournament like a madman
You're streaming in everything. I think he was just fucking walked in
the
the god bride being one of those corners of the whole net like no one can know
I'm here and he would slide and just
thought me
you can do so and I did you want to
you can even throw that man
so
on the
Mmm, so hold on. So is your mmm, especially by here? Never mind
Was hard
Oh
What behind me in the upper inch?
I did my part.
I did my part.
We bomb, we bomb, we bomb.
Broke out that e-date on cat.
Put a bullet in his noggin.
Stole a kill and died.
More like, what a kill.
And martin'd myself for the team's work.
I found it.
Hmm.
Get him.
Great shot.
Say it closey.
You finally look like you're playing a video game for a living.
Thank God.
I know I got a black cherry white claw on down by the sac.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Everyone's so brainwashed.
I actually think our talents on Ark Rea's were a little closer together than people
think.
It used to be so much better than the keyboard mouse games and I just feel like you've fallen
off, bro.
You've gotten comfortable and now it's rich and famous and shit.
You ever think about that, you're so conscious about it.
Yeah, they're the same.
Okay.
Like, you don't have any more passion and you don't give a fuck about the competitive
integrity of your shots.
Die.
No.
That's a good point.
What the hell did that make?
Thank God.
That was long overdue, Hyde.
And when I walked in, I could hear overweight pressure.
And whenever you saw the results of my blood pressure, you'd be like, hey, what's going on?
Yada, yada, yada.
My blood pressure popped up and he went,
GAYO!
GAYO is the winner!
Did you say you beat him as right?
I've never been hit with a damn by a doctor before.
Well, what was your blood pressure actually?
I went 45 over 98 or something like that.
Damn!
Is that...
That's a...
I... please add...
Not bad.
I don't think that's terrible.
I think like 180 is where you like...
It's like old people.
Not good though.
Is it 180 like old people?
I think 155 and above is like bad.
All of you women very bad rain there yet
That's why I said doc might have a watch down a little bit of whiskey after this bitch. She's a bitch. We're gonna be fine doc
That's what she did
Oh, you don't know me
One to wrap your ass your ass your ass one more same exact
Fuck I mean.
You getting done?
Yo, actually, Pino, we need you to lock the fuck in, man.
What's up?
Well, I topped Frank last game, pussy.
That's just not fucking true.
What?
Yeah, it is.
I had the most killers.
You just lately lying?
I did!
You and Cluck's been hanging out each other too much.
You don't care.
He's pretty sexy.
Yeah, man.
You gotta fag.
You gotta fag.
You're gonna have to rip it.
FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
Sorry boss, sorry boss.
Well good work, team! Good work!
You can dance.
Dude, playing B anchor, I'm falling asleep.
Alright, somebody's helping me please.
Oh, I got you, I got you, go have fun.
Oh, what the hell are you playing?
Top frag, team one, shit.
Guys, wait, guys, I'm telling you, I actually had the most kills I did.
How do you take the satch on the game?
Oh, we're in a new game of this.
Nobody cares, bro.
I'm being disrespected, and not in the fun way.
I'm being disrespected.
I think I did.
You know what cracks me up whenever we're playing AT&T?
A T1, and the chat goes, it shows I've been perceived
to not win a round.
That guy was not happy with his team.
What's the palace?
What is the A ramp?
What A ramp?
LeBron James!
Watch me now!
What is the palace though?
I killed one of your heads hard.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Aw.
Where'd you come from?
I thought I'd come from by the way.
Yeah, I have no fucking clue.
No.
We're gonna walk in it, boys.
We don't walk in it!
We do a lucky case run for the team.
They're gonna go beat this round 100%.
Oh
They don't go be this round
Just their ass on stream. Okay. Okay, they don't go be all we like I count live on stream live on stream tonight
May 8th 2026 my penis is out
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What?
What?
What?
Bomb dunk hat.
Damn it.
What was that smoke?
What was that smoke?
I don't know.
I do have the bomb though.
I am going to have her.
I'm going to have her.
Grenade out.
I must be where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
I don't know. I think I'm gonna miss him a lot.
He's involved in the ferries activities mid-maps somewhere.
Or he could be wrapping all the way around apps.
He knows bombs down, so he's using the top meters going apps.
You guys are bad sir. Yeah, I was gonna say, I think you said they're bad, so there's gonna be a lot of response to that.
How did my smoke go there, man? I forgot all my lineups, I'm sorry. I haven't played this game like a month.
You're good, you're good.
I'm still giving that ad though.
I know dude.
No one was looking at me dude.
I need to be banned from season 2.
No one was looking at me, I started foaming out the mouth.
Sammi.
You turned off the caution blur on the map by the way.
Look at me, Sammi through smoke.
Excuse me, Biserlianardo.
I'm gonna cut that off when you die, is that okay?
Yeah
I'll take their air
How are you small? Can you see him?
One's coming now
Did you get him?
I got one, yeah
What is that fucking voice?
Can you see him?
Yeah
Can you see him?
Oh my god, I got one D
I got one D, he's one shot out from mid
Can you see him?
No, they sent you that
This is fucking insane. I'm about to get tapped from underpass
See look at what you did you little jerk. I do nothing that time
Yes, up a mid one shot
You're gonna be walking out somewhere there. Oh, they might be walked up out. Hey
Hey, be careful. Who's your hello from the Netherlands?
Let's go lock it
My bad
What do you want your lady what what what is a lady was that was changer lady? Oh my god
Well, where is this guy man? He's a man. He's a man. He's just walked up me
What am I what am I what was it who was that?
He's maybe he's just like bragging about his wife or something. I don't know
Touches wife isn't real
Really mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a kind of right hand. Yeah, sometimes you'll come up with a voice changer and we'll all go
Oh my god, you proved this you prove this wrong
She's got to sit in school. Yeah
I'm all in the window
One shot me I got what help he's always low. Oh
You come in he's one of three
Nice another one top mid-late peek it
I was the guy, I hit the guy for 99, did you hit that guy, oh my goodness, you got that
guys, give me one, two, one, you're both, you have 50 health combined, catch this, catch
this, you jumped over the top stairs, you have 38 health combined, he's so low, oh my
I hope you're doing very well
Palace both two one shot up a mid
How Palace one?
Got one?
Got two got two?
You welcome peanut
Who's down down here?
Where's the gunshots?
Oh Diego!
Diego!
Stand back boys about a one need this last bushy
Stand back, stand back
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
I would feel this way if you tried to boot it for the first time tonight.
I thought they were going to be ass but these bitches are fine.
Two point ten, Mr. Satia.
Yeah, you hit the bed more often.
Yeah.
Yeah, the hell's the way it is.
Now get your focus.
Get out of here, shoot him!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Dude, one shot upper mid.
Holy shit.
I can't get paid.
One shot upper mid.
Oh my god.
Oh, I had to.
One shot.
It's injury.
Have a look.
No.
Grenade.
We're all revenge, you boss.
Got him!
Shots, gentlemen.
I turned down the voice changer and he started hitting shots.
I don't know.
That's just like this thing.
Good round, boys.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Tudge.
This is like Tudge.
I don't want to insult him because that genuinely
this might be his wife.
You mean?
It could be.
But if so, Hotch's life is way better than he is.
I swear, God.
Ted dies better.
Ted dies better.
Ted dies better.
Follow me, dude.
Follow me, boy.
You better hang out for dear life.
Yeah, sorry to complain about, guys.
does my shitter husband playing yeah I tried my pizza shit husband was covered
me that's why we lost
come on James let's push up more mid more mid
give a chair nice I'll close close in the underpass underpass oh no oh no he's
behind us 2 on a that's nice last two underpass and chair I think the culture
I
Just guys they can't underpass though and share the passenger both of them
How can I see this guy from here? Oh my god hutch hutch?
Sitting at bench
Okay, all right, all right, okay
Oh my god, a man!
Thank you, my boy.
Can you do a L-A-S-T-D-A-A?
Maybe Josh?
No, we want that one.
Oh, thank god.
Yeah, yeah.
We're ready.
Oh, thank god.
Alright, that's a little...
Can I catch it up?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
What?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
You can dance.
Fuck.
Are you like oh, yeah, I got to get this
They're gonna take me
I didn't want it on.
This is just you don't know how to use it.
Let me show you how you do it.
Whoa!
Did you see that?
High explosive grenade!
Look out, James!
Don't push there, Pussy, don't.
What's that?
Where?
Where?
I think there are A leading.
Yeah, no one's B, no one's B.
All clear, all clear.
Underpass.
Fast!
Hmm.
He's always punching his voice. He's a baby now.
How do we think about running out of the...
Um...
I'd be down to do those endeavors.
I'm down.
Want me to go first?
What do you guys feel?
Alright, let's do it.
Shame.
Game.
A little hard to beat.
I mean, we'll beat him.
I'm holding W.
I'm gonna smoke mid, just...
mid just contact your rush contact your rush contact your rush
uh, what are you doing?
I think rush no way to buy it
yeah, no way to buy any nades or anything
yeah, I'll get hit that first
they got a psycho
he has a site somewhere, has to be inside, has to be inside
empty empty empty
empty and out, out mark it too, out mark it too
oh my god, two out marking
man, I got fucking thing
I feel like every moment that passed they would multiply.
I was literally four arrows on the map.
That was insane.
And he marked it, and then two just fell off the map.
That's what if he pushed on A?
Weird.
I said they only did 20 damage to me.
I was insane.
And I have 100 health.
I have 100 health.
That's not bad right now.
Yeah, I love you.
What is happening?
Where did the extra 70 damage go?
I'm back.
Don't worry about that.
Where did the extra 70 damage go?
Got him, got him, got him.
They're coming up top.
Oh, you fat bitch.
Get out of my way.
He's low.
He's hit twice.
What are we going to do?
M4, M4, M4.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Good work, team.
I
Am that collat was
I'm no longer you turn up the voice changer
With your wife though
Yeah, listen, they're gonna be on ego. They might rush me. They might need stack a be careful
I think we all just go bang it out mid. I'll hold it. I'll hold it. I'm gonna bang them in palace
I'll bang you in the toilet.
Bang those men in pallets.
Oh, fuck them men.
I can take a minute to say.
He went inside?
Yeah, I'm winning, boss.
I'm winning.
He's been chickened out of me, boss.
He's been chickened out of me, boss.
I've got connection covered.
What happened?
That was one cacti.
Were the terrorists?
That was an ice cream.
Were the terrorists.
Were the terrorist guys.
They'll be one of the cops or something.
That's where the terrorist team is.
I'm looking at one right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
I'm going to slow it down a little bit.
Oh.
What is your rank?
I can wait to see how far I'm going to go.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to have a bit of speed up.
I'm making it.
Yeah.
What do you throw in the smoke when I tell you to get up to like here?
I can smoke off stairs in the jungle for us.
Watch as you walk forward.
You can smoke down.
Those people jump in.
I only know how to do it.
Somebody tell me.
I can just throw a smoke down.
Does anybody know a smoke CT or not?
Can you smoke it?
I smoked down wall.
I'm going to lure them before this tournament.
But no, I don't know any.
Outside.
Play smoke, please.
I believe you send me a text to he said I hate all my viewers in the fucking
Yeah, he said
BNA's on the remedy said this is where I think of my viewers
That's our utmost respect to that
Oh my god, I'm back here by the tiny guy
How many are in mid?
I don't know if I should use my knees, guys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Is that guy standing on stilts?
Nothing but headshots, man.
Nothing but headshots.
I don't know where my bullets were going. I feel like I was tapping his fucking chest.
He might have this, boys.
Bomb's on under window.
You're making me dizzy, Dennis.
This is expert gameplay.
1v1 for the bread
Old folks, yeah, I don't want that
You know you're clearing angles like you want on this that's crazy
I'm happy your dad left 25 years ago for milk. I have rolled your he's coming back
He's coming back this Christmas. He's coming he's gonna come in my chimney. Give me his mouth
One sandwich one stacker
I
Get out there
Bombs and spawn again you had a gun
We were good to the half I'd be one
way it is brothers
real true type shit
type shit
amen amen on that shit type shit different yeah guys why
why oh my goodness she was me mugging you too
he was aura farming on your dead body that's all right i want to know how i
knew bomb is down
Hmm. I have a couple guesses.
You want to play spawn for bomb when...
Hypothesis.
Yeah, give us your hypothesis, scientist.
That person rotated from C to T spawn to T spawn.
99 in 5!
I gotta fuck her for 99 in 5!
He sees me going cam walk, he's like,
I got you!
Because this guy, he probably gonna go plant T, so I don't think so.
Who's that? I think that's fucking insane.
Ah, wait for power smoke.
Wait for power smoke. They double smoked it.
I got underpass.
Ah.
Heeeeeee!
Wait for power smoke.
No thanks.
I choose life.
I choose to be alive.
I'll push on it.
Yeah, you doing?
A jungle.
A jungle one stairs.
Oh my goodness
Guys we can't lose this we can't lose let's take let's say we're fine. We're fine. I
think I can't wait
Yeah, I can talk with the window. I'll say we just stick together and we move around the map. Oh
Whatever give me they were they waste so much you kill on a yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking
I'm bringing the fuel ejector back to you, AK47 down mid.
Got one Cat, where we can?
Nice.
In fact, we're doing a good way to jump it.
Let me smoke on.
Yeah, it's not gonna be good though.
We're gonna jump to underpass and be in a round.
I didn't see it, but...
It could be in that cell.
Window, window.
I'm just gonna shoot me through smoke.
I can't even see him.
Oh
I'd be a sneaky so fuck ass. I was just you don't an actor
If you guys ever see smoke like there, he may be just next to be we're fine
We're fine we're fine eight and twelve we took out this in the bag
It is what I act 10 rush me back 10 rush me no no back 10 rush a back 10 rush a fuck the util run through the
Bombs run through the flames get on site. What do you think?
Is that let's do it? Let's do it. I
Think we need a jungle smoke if anyone knows it. No, no, no smoke. Why don't you dial it off the WP?
Do not let other WP. Oh
I
I
Play off each up
Who was a backtake guy who was it was a play that was good. I knew that he was gonna
To be honest with you, I'm surprised he didn't die, but I think I also just suck big massive
perfect yes just got my ranking gentlemen 24,867 what yes sir yes sir
I mean when pregnant rodent puts his mind to something pregnant rodent gets
and done and I'm out
Time to 24k mm-hmm type shit type shit type shit
That's a glitch now. Let me go ahead and open a quick lucky case
started
Oh
This will be legends
No, actually that I have to one boy. It is crazy. Now. It's a little random
Mr.. Beast Bradley Martin
Who's Bradley Martin that is one
Hey, the guy that looks ways on it. Yeah, the guy that's just way of the legends. Hey, it picks things up and puts them down
Holy shit!
You've done a license to that?
Oh my goodness.
Good for him.
Good for him.
That sounds like an interesting career path.
Don't touch his hat.
It definitely don't touch his hat.
Oh my, oh my God.
I think I've seen that video.
I'm not gonna lie.
That guy was being so stupid.
I think I was just like, yoy.
Well, I mean, yeah.
I mean, taking people's hats off is pretty fucking annoying.
I don't know the full video, I had to watch it again, I had to watch it again.
He's a little strung out on steroids.
Oh, is he, oh is he, is he a steroid taker?
Just do the roids.
Do you inject that, that juice, a juice, yeah, that sauce?
We should we should win the tournament and grab his hat.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
We should grab his hat and throw it on the ground.
Spin on him.
I'm just ready for Mr. Beast on here.
10 grand to just run it down.
I'll sell all my items if he says it.
Fuck it.
Wait, run it down.
What do you mean run it down?
Oh, like run it down as in just like suicide.
Just like, so they can get a free win.
To kill you?
Oh.
Oh, the game.
Oh, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, no
Over
No, it's not
Best map
Here best map I'd be like a nice they're gonna pop off your best map is equivalent to Helen Keller man
This is the worst option
This is the ass
This is good. You're not saying dodge. We should dodge you guys. I'm
Good
You guys are about to be in hell and so am I yeah, yeah, it's over
Yeah, I'll play outside. I'll play outside unless you guys all right else. Hey, we have a p2k. No wait wait
Are we gonna play double outside or double red as rush ramp? I know this bad like the back of my car
Play double it you're 23,000. Yeah, he's fucking own how much CSU play I played a lot in the past
They're ramped, they're ramped guys, why should we ramp with them?
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
Got him, got him!
Hey, bomb's in house, he's outside, he's outside, he's, I don't know how to call out his...
Got him, got him!
Hey, you guys have bomb, you guys have bomb.
2B1, 2B1.
He's gonna go through our spawn to ramp or he's gonna come squeaky.
I told you that plan would work
I'm a genius
Yeah
What about that what about this one right here the nice wall next to yellow doors
Okay, that's ladder
containment
Okay, I'm waving every shot outside to outside
Who's pasted
I'm just gonna go play a big I got a bomb
just got my flank to have you that'll happen
maybe you guys I love the CS2 spectators
I'm actually yeah but you're talking about
ramps I figured out at the top of the list
you might come all the way up to the top of the list
and you died you're terrible but what does that say about these guys
what does that say about these guys
Top of the list top fragger. Yeah, we do boys
After this job, he's doing something weird. I'll tell you that watch is tweaking right now watch
Running back and forth
Oh my god, he's literally saving an M4 in May.
Oh, double that's good at every game.
I don't know.
He's a fucking freak.
Like in their spawn?
Like in their spawn?
Like in their spawn.
I don't know what this is called.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It genuinely has to be.
Why does it look so black on my screen?
Everyone's coming.
I have no idea how fuck is like it's Timmy and Double M do what they do.
It's insane!
Thank you sir.
It's insane!
I'll let you down.
I fought outside every round and uh...
Yeah, I heard a misty fuck in everything.
Yeah, uh...
I'm gonna smoke this maybe and we can just...
I don't want to die today!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I suppose I'm drinking whiskey and beauties for an hour and then start singing.
I like my whiskey
My coffee
You win that
I'm doing a squeaky and man or whatever in many
We're gonna take a
No, I might watch
Watch this
You
Now only a pussy safe.
That is true. Only pussy safe.
Good work, T. Good work.
Yeah, I didn't mean to stop there.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good. They're both looking at you. Let me do everything.
Fuck yeah.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I didn't do it when I'm not squirking.
Negative KD.
I feel I'm really like I'm fucking hammered I'm feeling good honestly I could
what we found these bitches stand back everybody say it's fun I got this one
Let's go. I find you can come watch
Boom
To outside
Careful they're gonna watch man one more outside
Too easy, too easy!
No.
Where's that negative KD pushy?
Where'd he go?
Who said that?
Who said that last round?
Love of the fucking grind.
It's not a shit, my boy.
No problem.
That's not a rabbit, but the bug you let out.
No, he's doing it in a cool way.
Seen it for Saturday, Mr. Rod.
Write it down.
Got it.
Adding it to the journal.
Nothing's down.
I'm already out of my second journal for the week.
Rough week. Yeah, I second journal for the day
I
Can't get up this fucking ladder outside
I did oh my god nice good shit. That was right out of the great
perfect shot
Thank you
You should have shot the body, you got scammed, you got the one.
I know.
Where the fuck is this guy?
That was the perfect shot, no one's ever hit a better shot than that right there.
He should have been dead hours ago.
I
Might have a lot of tweaking
Even what what's out there? Oh, please?
What good bad good up bad?
I would do that. I was he's sitting in fucking squeaky with the goalie. Oh man like
Say it say it
What is going on?
Are you receiving that AK fuck you man, okay? He had a gliel you tell him don't let him get away with his crime
country
Hey your leg
It's honestly, I don't even have ops. What are you watching people up and down conditions and
Situation I could take a bear on one be one hundred percent hundred percent
I've
I've been thinking that.
I think, like...
You think you can essentially satisfy a bear?
Alright, 100% John, 100%
I don't know what we're talking about.
Your life depended on it.
I hate you bro, I hate you.
I literally only be able to con-sucker.
Yo, what are you guys doing?
I'm following you out the window.
Oh, no, shoot.
I guess we should.
No.
Excuse us.
Excuse us.
He's crying.
He's crying.
He's crying.
Excuse us.
He's trying to.
Run, let's shoot over here.
We can get one.
We can get one.
Let's shoot over here.
Come on, you can't see us.
You see us?
No, I don't see.
Do you see us?
Oh, they're on the north pole, like, up on the water screen.
The top pipes, like, all the way up.
Yeah, I'm not fighting that.
You see them?
No, I don't.
I fucking hate you
He's hurt he's hurt no one no one no one there
And I hit him once
Oh, yeah, could dig up
One two for your double
So they didn't so brother
I'm just a teenager much
He's calling himself
I'm technically angry
Evan?
SHUT UP!
Watch where the pipe's right!
Watch where the pipe's right!
He doesn't know you're there
Oh wow that is a...
Bro, don't fake!
Bro, don't fake!
Oh you're no kid, huh?
That's bold
Yeah, this is all me coming up. This is the come back. Don't call the come back.
I'm coming on my back.
Shit.
Oh my goodness. Fuck.
Anyone else at full mass right now?
I've been
We're kind of poor what we do you buy
Yeah, bro. Give me an MP7. Give me an MP7. Well, I have one I give you every nine close in name
Yeah, even better
What do you percent that how do I get stuck that bro? Oh
are you there man?
gone out to your left. I will never know.
you stinky snake.
that guy is like oh my god.
holy shit holy shit.
it's phasing she clip.
Dang, that is incredible.
Dude, it's just too funny that guy was like looking away from his teammates bullets.
That's a movie, SP9 Rush Ramp.
And once.
Sure.
I think I did it.
I'm not gonna stand outside.
I wonder why they got so good to game.
Let's go.
My hacks.
One of them is not tasting.
One of them, yeah.
They were saying, you know, in Hutch.
Ratch, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Oh yeah, you can count on me, so you can get armor.
Okay.
Saw that.
You watch, you watch.
Dude, what's with that swaggy operator?
See how much is that?
Yeeeeeeah!
It's about $2.20.
I'll give you that.
Huh?
No, no, no, no, not operator.
I mean, like, you know, you're fucking like...
Oh, you're an op-late lover.
Got it.
Hey, you wanna do some pee?
Are you gonna sit there and beat my shits out pretty good, Bob?
What are they doing?
Quick little TK.
There we are, Revenge Edge.
Don't you worry, Bob.
God!
Okay.
Okay, good.
He's on the deep plank somewhere or he's I mean I was watching ramp. You might be in spawn, bro
No, he's always sitting up stop
Yeah, hey, where's this room?
He's gonna be on the super plank guys
I
This 15 seconds
I'll cover outside again. How'd you leave it to me? I don't see Valor just made playoffs get fucked. Let's get
Chair chair that's congrats congrats. Thank you. All my doing
Oh my god
The guy I was looking at the map, bro, I should you wait for me said be I was gonna head down the tunnel
Oh my goodness
Oh
Yeah, I'm off it outside again. No, would you touch me?
Okay, get a drop folksy. Yeah, I need your break man. He go he go
Who's wisely I
Don't like respect it and it will respect you they got four rounds on T. That's kind of a lot
That's not great.
I'm playing secret.
Hey, a lot ramp.
Yeah, top marshal.
Watch marshalo.
We don't have anybody ramp right now.
One's outside, you only see a crit, I think.
Got him!
One ramp, dig!
Another one, another one, another one!
Yeah, got him.
Ramp, dig! The one!
What's up, dude? Dale's been squeaky about me.
That was me. The Nade.
Might be going back up there
I gotta be I gotta be
What are you guys doing?
Check each other out back there. We would have be
It's outside squeaky week
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
You're a bad guy.
You're a bad guy.
You guys seem to channel to like, animate,
peanut stream.
It's fantastic. That guy's the best.
The one where you click the TK on me,
is so fucking...
That was an Upsie Poopsies.
It wasn't funny at all, actually.
Close to his top scene for two days.
He was so worth it.
Well, I strong he was just trot about it. He was just right. I guess is what we're gonna do
You guys know the hut you guys know the hut. Oh, I know the hot know what I'm gonna speak you guys
Above you guys gonna go left through that door. Hi. No, no, no, no, no, that's not
I'm 24k only playing dust 2 and purbier bed or mirage. I mean
You're one second. Oh see, don't you?
You look at me for a good
fuck oh yeah you can grab that it's an AKM
they're gonna have to find me 93 and 2
oh all right they got a guy that's kind of bad they got a very bad yeah yeah we
For the guy outside we go down the ramp and then go B.
I think he missed like 10 shots and I won't beat him.
Oh, okay. I thought you meant that outside is bad for us.
The guy outside is bad.
We're fucking him outside right now.
I'm in.
The foyer is in.
Let's go.
Be ready to be impressed.
Yeah, be ready to be depressed.
Watch this.
Have my help.
What?
He's up to the head.
they're all dead
well I'm impressed
tell them to be impressed
one outside the
one garage
sit down
one garage
yeah one garage
one shot down
hey mini
mini garage
mini garage
mini garage
I'm sure. Wow, that made stack was pretty cool. Oh my goodness. Pretty nice. I got
from uh ramp. We were $50 short from a full kid. Okay, okay, okay. We locked it. We
locked it. We locked it. We locked it. That one was kind of uh I can buy next. Yeah. Um
You think you could eat from hidey boys?
Drugs dead
Squeaky's one squeaky
One were there yeah, I think
Stand back boys!
Oh, hit him!
Hit him boys!
Shots!
Oh, he should be using kills on Ram.
We had M4?
That was a very helpful information!
Hey, you should have 30 seconds to go, Jaja!
I swear to God, the Galoo is...
Every time I pick up a FAMAS, I'm just so angry.
I'm just so mad at the FAMAS.
Yeah, I think the FAMAS is fucking fresh.
I can drop.
I can drop, I can drop, I can drop.
No armor!
Let's go.
Let's go.
You know they shot, you know they shot.
I just died.
They just made sure.
No, I don't know these smokes.
They're pretty easy to learn.
I just keep putting it off.
In molly grand?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I mean do that holy fuck
under hell he's hell hell and garage hell and garage
Hell hopping
Great flash
Oh my god well
That's my phone to the guy garage
We're good. We're good. We're good
Yeah
94
Yo Dennis if you hit somebody for a hundred they die.
Oh nice good job man.
Just in case you didn't know.
Thanks man, appreciate you man.
Trying to help out buddy.
Here you go.
Yeah?
Let's go.
If two guys have K?
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Let's slow down a little bit, we gotta slow down a little bit.
Yeah, good push.
Halfstack72 asked me, hey peanut, I have vidaligo,
so half my mustache ended up white.
Can you paint the other half with your peanut juice, please?
Don't put it to work!
Ah, the artistry of a nutty makeover!
Splash peanut juice and you'll be the Picasso of facial hair!
I found a bottle of wine!
Disgusting.
Nice.
Thanks.
I'm not you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I
Did it hell holy fuck hell hell
Where's that?
This discord
There's an opera song ramp
This discord
How you wish you didn't leave it you worry don't worry. I know exactly where I'm going
So definitely I'll keep you covered. Don't you worry. Okay?
This is you can link you push out first. I got you back
That's your shit. Oh god. What actually you're actually best man
Hey, the bomb
Was not vain
Got him down here
Wait, what do you need what do you need who needs it?
I know you didn't I oh pregnant rodent, okay?
No, I bought that. No, I wait for my
Pussy jump scares me again. I swear to God
Okay, I think I'm gonna wait like five seconds before I say what I think because I've been holding in a piece for like two hours and but
Need time out. Yeah, I do
should we time out for you guys? Yes please please. I'll talk to you later. Have fun. Have fun. Have fun. Have fun. Have fun. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
He's going to beat you shit and I know it. I don't know if you can get it out in 30 seconds. Good point.
I made my mistakes.
Wait, so does it just keep going unless we call it off?
We're gonna have to call another one.
Oh, we can't. There's no time.
Yeah, we'll be able to once it ends.
Oh my god! Oh yeah!
Wait, somebody's got to put a vote up. I can't do it.
Yeah, I can't do it. I just put up a vote. I have one. I have one. I have one.
I don't have the prompt on my screen.
Wait, no way? Actually, we can't do another one?
I legit don't have the prompt on my screen.
goodness
what's the pie
I'm the only one that's not drunk off my ass
I'm not drunk
I'm sober
I have returned
thank you gentlemen
I have three beers
I'm tired
I let's ride
Steve watch Steve watch
stay eventually
Oh
He's deep deep deep in the in the box and in the big box the small box in the big box
You'll be you'll be
Window, I'm so fancy
You ready dough in the fast lane
Closest oh, yeah
That is unfortunate Wow
We got to make some I'm getting where the folksy is throwing
Listen here's what I'm gonna do here's what I'm doing I'm taking out a tech 9
Yeah, I'm fucking I'm doing like I'm going top. No, we're saving. We're saving. We're saving many
Yeah, don't go
I
My god
You got a crotch
Nice. Oh, God, you are right to right in the thing.
I'm much hot.
Hey, where's this guy's bail net?
This guy not having-
Oh, hell, hell, hell, hell.
Nice.
I'll be causing you some easier.
You've got to be secret.
Oh, that's secret.
OK, that's OK.
Don't tell anyone.
Shh, don't worry.
I'll wait for you to save with me.
Right, just place up.
Place up.
Place up.
Watch, bro.
Why did that guy not have a gun on the other team track?
Oh
Use your passion
I wrapped all the way to hell to ramp any expecting that
All right guys wait hold on I'm going to call the strap and it's gonna be so fucking good
You guys are gonna actually shit your pants
Just wait
Let's suck it all night.
Let's suck it all night.
Baby, come and suck my penis.
Just suck it tonight.
Hi, my ski guy, I bought it.
Come to the one, pick up this little kid and drink on a war.
Where everybody just running around.
Baby girl, ask if I'm missing one more.
Life's getting complicated and no-
Go, copy.
I think I'll make.
Let's go, go, go, go.
Street tip!
You can get it nowhere!
You can't see nothing!
I
Get that guy!
Let's go!
He started stroking himself, do you see that?
No, give it to me!
It worked, it worked!
Because you were right, I hit my ski that whole time and no one was doing it at all!
you wait did anyone have anyone rich as hell I'm not I am a little off the
harbor
we forgot the bomb why do I have 91 and this net jitter what is this we can't
like all the outside of things up the bomb back here we should get better
Oh, low, low, low, low.
I'm gonna take a break.
What time for secret?
Oh, my bad.
I don't know where I died from.
No idea.
I got, I got flashed.
Watch secret, watch secret.
Oh, one side on A.
Oh, the smoke disappeared, bro.
We're watching you. I got it. It's just here
Shit secret
What a free fire
Oh my oh
Now we're chilling we're chilling
Let's not that I genuinely think that we should need squeaky and brush out hot
Yeah, yeah, right yeah from hot though the left side not not squeaky
Okay, so we needed to make first guys go out you look at heaven and you look at first guy out is clearing heaven second guy
Out is clearing hot of right above us. Okay. Go go. I'm down. Hey guys. What's doing? I do first. I got a molly. It's fine
And it's one of the right side
one of my gentle ones right
that close these guys are real bastard
yeah actual cringe oh my goodness well you do a streamer stipend like I play
something different every round no no they were there they were ethically gaming i think
oh ethical gaming they were just better you know i can't believe they they won that we were
doing really good dude one of them says uh you know could you turn the music down
one of them says p.a. keeps her the music down yeah yeah no boys buy it buy the money or gg's
we can't play if we don't we can't play if you're out here buddy you gotta tell us a game in advance
we can tell you somebody guys I'm I'm gonna sleep it'll be so easy for you all
to find somebody I'm no no yeah yeah all yeah all group some cases find somebody
I love you guys good night we really don't know it'll be oh my goodness well I
mean that is my husband so I I think that I have to leave as well what yeah
You'd mean that we actually we always sit together
No way, no way guys. We were paid all night with the hell is going on here. We're falling apart
And if he's leaving I'm a power bottom, so I gotta get guys you're there's no
Leaving me right now. I
Have three and a half hours left in my stream and you guys are fucking leaving me. Are we so dead fucking serious?
Thank you, Doublelift.
Thank you.
At least someone has some respect, Gloksy.
We said to find a fifth guy.
And close the answer to it back.
Close the answer to you.
We got it.
Missed any bite?
There you go.
Who's gonna be our fifth?
Is Mr. Truck on?
Uh, actually...
I
Didn't say a word in the last like 10 round. Yeah only wife did
Yeah, he is fake why warning he was distracted. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. That's exactly what I thought
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm asked can't focus
Thank you dear
Should we add summit?
Hell no.
Oh.
He's probably on rust.
He's probably too sexy.
He's intimidating.
But then who are we fighting?
Who are we fighting?
D-Pain,
Jinji,
a BB,
Yvonne,
Coco,
Rene,
we gotta see about those guys.
Might be...
That'd be fun.
No, no, no, no, no, we got this, we got this.
Let me, let me see what's going on here.
Let me, let me see what's going on here.
Hmm...
Let me text. Let me text. Let me see. Let me see what about Barack Obama? True. That
is true. That is true. That is true. That is true. We b c t sided team for sure.
Yeah, that was a pretty crazy, that was actually pretty crazy.
I was just thinking, I'll survive pills off Amazon to make me smarter.
Like are we thinking just like literally anybody?
Don't care if we win, don't care if we lose.
Oh, I said by a JG, she's not responding just yet though.
What about Griffey Jr.?
Who's Griffey Jr.?
She's not responding just yet though. What about Griffey junior? Who's Griffey junior baseball player?
Wait, we're baseball player
Do we use order junior you played with for the Mariners and the Reds the Marinators?
Yeah, I can ask ace you maybe he'll play. Yeah, I say just case wait. What was his first name?
Ace
No griffy breath
Terrible I hate it here. Oh, oh Ken Ken in these nuts in your mouth
I immediately
I'm already there good good double it double it give it to yourself
To Iraq
There was a Disney land
Is A.C. was fine but you double-lifted?
Why am I fat?
Nothing's so fun.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm just a beat-
You don't have to get into the universe, you fat bitch!
I mean, show me.
The combined efforts of all of us in fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we got friends, right guys?
We're established individuals in the community.
Touch it touch it touch it. Can we just chew?
We'll eat you. We can kill you. Oh
Yeah, my god, oh shit. We just can't
Hopefully we don't get a racist on our team
You already got one
No room for a second
pizza
is the pizza
for you and
me
yeah
fucking work on that man
you sound like shit
you sound like shit
you start off so good and then we just
get blue balled you sound like
absolute shit
yeah
like the intro is so good and then
we just get let down so hard
Yeah, yeah, I bet you fuck like shit, too. Yeah, no my game good my dick in good
Yeah, my dick in good boss, I swear
Sorry boss, he caught me my dick game bad
Let's be a morage and Duke
It's got a dust too, baby.
Did we already play dust too?
Should we play in all?
Let's play like...
No, if we ban Inferno, ban Inferno please, bro.
Can you guys ban Inferno?
Yeah, keep in touch.
Keep in touch.
Keep in touch.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
Wow.
Wait, guys.
I think I just hate Mirage.
You hate Mirage and Inferno.
I mean, it's got to go dust too.
Wait, hold, yeah, wait.
It goes through your overpass.
Oh, wait, you are.
Oh, we don't like the specific...
We don't like the specific...
We don't like the specific...
Like
T spawn has the bell and then you like shoot it whatever it makes a noise. It's actually
Church in my hometown
What are the I don't know it's based on mission San Juan Capistrano look it up. It's a true fact
That's what you're getting a drink by the way me. I don't
Actually don't drink pussy good for you
to stay sharp bro. No, your mind is even sharper when you're drinking. Really? Think about it. Think
about it. Think about it. Think about it. I've been thinking about throwing a league tournament
where everyone has to be drunk or high. Exactly. Yeah. That would actually be so big. I volunteer
as team captain. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Just like dozen editable and just starts playing. I was
actually thinking we do something like a like a street race or something. What was that? I
I need when you race down the street in the cars.
Oh, what the fuck? No, we can't do that.
Oh.
Red, red, red, red, red, red.
It has made its keys.
We're going heroin highway.
We'll shoot up and then race.
4A guys, 4A guys.
Everywhere we go, there could be one left here.
Hacker!
One car already.
Oh my, just no head, just no head across the board.
Oh, they're already crossed.
They're already on the ramp.
Yep, they're all up there.
They're all dead. I got four guys.
Four guys.
Give me a fucking headshot with this damn thing.
Goddamn.
Watch this.
As you wish.
I don't have any more ammo left.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I need a gun.
I don't have any ammo.
Oh my god, brother
I'm in the pan again. I don't care
You do what you want king
About to start fucking oh well, yes, you didn't do that. We got twenty two and one
Which we say what we need I need you to tell me you believe me
I think that I think that I think that he's on top of it. He's on top of it.
Okay, I think the one in a pump is contracting that vehicles should be another one low mid.
tags expired that was like I do it you just
have to look you can open the soothe our souls
yeah that actually fucking right but we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna beat them
No normally I'd be a scumbags.
I got A-Long with you guys.
What if you all was A-Long with two breaders?
We have to. We have to.
What did you guys buy last round?
Two breaders?
E.I. somebody for the sandwich please.
Where's the E.I. somebody say?
I'll check.
That's your gentleman.
You gotta get her.
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it.
B, B, B.
I'll push the left.
I'm sorry. I thought you were the bad guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were the
I hit that dick on that guy along.
I'm shit.
I'm shit. I'm shit.
Bye.
They're on three and then they call time out.
These guys are terrorists, dude.
Yeah, terrorists. Exactly.
I would just like to formally apologize one more time, Mr.
Junk. You scared me.
You frightened me.
Junk, I swear to God, before the round of sorry, you say,
you'll watch this, watch this.
Yeah, yeah, he said he said I swear to God
Believe me he's playing his entire like apology and how it was gonna go down exactly like if this is script
He's reading
John don't listen to these demons. You don't listen to them. I'm telling you
It was pre-meditated
Don't shoot me again, okay?
No, of course, Choc, of course, Choc, of course
And yes, Choc, this is a factory new Tiger Teeth Carabin, yes, thank you for asking
It is
Bye
I don't have any U-Tilt for you
Alright, I'll give you a big thumbs up
Jesus
Yeah
One time in
Nice
I don't feel like I have control of my crosshair right now, that's pretty good
Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't have control of my bowels right now
You can double-hold this man. No, I'm gonna act like I'm running away
One one cat one time
Oh my god, what big boys?
All that chocolate about the I've been have a chocolate valve was a while after this
I'm not talking a little bit of chocolate, but either I'm talking like a leader
I don't know how to explain how much the gallon or not a gallon
It also wasn't not an hour about a leader
Hi on the fucking board gentlemen I
You think you boss should have a mouth I might go fight men that's what if I pull a quick gold?
I mean that'd be pretty cool
No!
Perl!
Yeah, I'm trying to decide.
I'm rushing, John.
If you pull the goal, this game is gonna give it to you, bro.
That's not true, John.
That's not true.
Fuck you, sub-chunk.
I have a nice take.
You better give it to him.
Yeah, I do.
Well, close, he doesn't have a father, but we don't talk about that.
You have no arms and legs.
What?
By the way, I got a kill.
I just want that to be done.
How long?
I did my part this round.
Yeah, my flash is actually pretty good.
I'm gonna go to the left.
I'm gonna go to the right.
I'm gonna go to the right.
I'm gonna go to the right.
kill I just want that be done long I did my part this round and my flesh and
okay I just went off could be walking you guys catch you don't occur stop man
with watching me my god who is watching made it I don't know what's going on
I was peeking over the boxes!
PUSH THE CAT!
Yeah.
The bomb has been planted.
I'm coming long. It's gonna take a while.
You don't come.
Guys, once we take out Dingle, it's over for them.
Yeah, Dingle.
That guy has 11 kills.
11 kills we got to go fast go how do we have we have three of you guys listen
Dennis we went to go rush lower he got the kill and then they molly this off and
then smoked us off we probably should have went all the way around me but
Nothing was happening on the map. We had no other info. I told you that they're probably going cat
And that's exactly when you got to see what you saw up no armor. Let's drive
One palm tree
He's completely open yeah, but they're probably
I just won't be I just won't be
They're not
2v3 retake.
WHOA SHIT WHAT UP!
2v3 retake being in someone else.
Wait, why can't I walk forward?
Was I sorry?
There's probably a guy.
Stunson tucked.
Nice!
Oh my god.
He's out of sight.
You're making me nervous shut up
you gotta go in that mutt of fuckers
you're making me nervous that's mine is
that John he just he has the top B
tons and he ran out and he was still
staring at B tons
Oh shit we're giving long we're giving long yeah we're yeah we're giving off the
I
Smoked long I think we should
Know one suicide one stop
My god
One I just do this is one shot car one shot car
It's time to get serious, Corksy, Corksy, I will give you a octopus body pillow with
the detachable flashlight and comeback if we win this game.
Hey, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I got
My swan is complete shit, but it's okay
I gotta catch me up got this time he's lit blue cross already and one
Good
The other ones not swinging out. I don't have a gun. Oh my god. It's a fucking nightmare
B-touch is clear. They are not me.
I need to hit the head shot.
What's your CT, I think?
Could be one CT, could be one CT.
It's just you, man.
I show me something, you know.
Watch this. Let's see it, let's see it.
This is what some thousand hours of arc radius looks like.
Here, like that.
Stupid bitch
I ain't that guy for 91 man
Alright
Dude my spawn there was so much going on around here
He crossed the blue before I allowed him to
I can buy a blue
Log in and log in
Oh it's good, it's good, it's good
You can't, he's out of here
Yeah, this is a t-side map anyways, whatever
Let me know where you feel the second flash. That's what I'm gonna be. I don't have I don't have
There's no way you're oping cat
I
Bruce will descent go ahead and put it on the glass for a goop of one time
What's too cat no one is beat challenge
Nice oh a cat
I
Was gonna be on
One push there be
CT
Nice and just about an unknown. I have had just about enough
That's okay. Everybody makes mistakes in the heat of battle double left.
You play that great. I can teach you a thing or two off-stream if needed.
Yeah, I think I need some lessons. I want you to bring a latex shoot,
ball gag in one of those I don't have a flash fuck tails we're not
crossing behind you I'm dressing behind you I'm going like second or third
flash
nice
oh you're better one up cat you hear him
two
of
the
of
the
of
Come on the kickbox.
They planted B, they planted B, they probably always pick up.
Are you serious?
We've B'd?
Yeah, they planted B.
Put the dingle.
Go back to mine.
What the fuck?
Maybe T-Retake.
We got this, we got this.
you got this you got this
nice
he's 180 is dead
I love the painting on the wall with him y'all was anybody aware that they were
playing here my feet nope no dude no there's no way they can play to be into
cat like I thought they're gonna take side be on their way
I don't know. The last guy who had bombings. Wait that guy had one HP? Yeah. Why'd you say that then?
No, you did it. I'm running out of it. I'm running out of it.
Yeah, I ran out of it three times.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It kills me for a spoiler.
Hey, that wall.
2B.
Bomb B, Bomb B.
Bomb B, Bomb B.
Bomb B.
No!
One down on a pantheon.
I'm pushing.
Where?
Guys, he's out like a wooden scaffolding, like out of the window, he's lit.
He could be tucked there on the right.
He's gotta be tucked, you've got...
You don't have a kid.
You don't have a kid.
Tom's.
The guy's probably tucked on site, he's lit.
Watch out!
if I had a kid I'd get it actually this is going good it's a really t-sided map
it's fine off the water at all it's an extremely t-sided not lucky I know it's
heavily T-sided heavily T-sided. Yeah. Yeah. We decided. This is a heavily T-sided map.
They're going to be so much. I might just level up. You just play heavy mid and just
oh too mid. No, no! Up, out, down mid. Yeah, unfortunately. You don't want to see my
alkeina. That went out long. Oh my god. I want to see your up. What am I doing? One out, one out.
If you're up live, out live on stream.
We'll do you back to the long the cat.
Who is the good man?
Bam, bam, bam.
I said, man, good, man.
Thank you, my boy.
He's about.
I don't have the head.
Dursy. I can't believe he lost.
I thought I hit that guy.
You know, why are you taking advantage of RudeScape Double XP Weekend?
I
Really did that to herself
But you've got it you have a smart
I'll hit a shot eventually
Oh, oh, gotcha. I'm one worse. I'm one worse. No one plays orange trees. She has garbage
I don't worry guys, it's T-sided, we're a T-sided team, it's time to win.
I have the best, one of the best A-sponsed.
Yeah, I have one of the best B-sponsed.
I've got the second best A-spon.
What do you guys want to do?
I'll flash you guys out long.
Yeah, yeah, let's go A.
Oh my god.
Did you find out about the smoke for cross?
I do, but I'm first out, so probably don't give a damn.
If you have time, or if you know how to throw it from there, I can drop it after we get out.
Got it!
Thanks, you guys!
Guys, guys, good shovel doors, guys, let it catch!
Good shovel doors, let it catch!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Good shovel doors, I can't.
I'm just about to rush right now.
Oh my god.
Come back don't call it come back. We're getting on come back close you while you're come back
I want my come let me slide over this
for you
You guys
Somebody just spoke to Molly if you do I'm gonna have doors smoked off. We should if we're gonna do this we should all go
I'll just play to the beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, these guys look like drones on CT side.
Grant was an eco.
It was an eco.
It was an eco.
Yeah.
We shit on those guys on their eco, man.
It is demolished
No, we have a lower elo than closey they got fucking
It's all good, I'm gonna play the best terrorists
I've been practicing off-trees
That one in there today
Let's go Nate
Nothing good
What is there you can
No, I'm one shot don't peek
We were doing pretty good
That was good stab double lift there's gotta be
Oh nice job. Good work boys. Good work boys. That's like a little inaction baby.
Wait a minute. I can not track the target at all but I can play. It's a sense you play
league. Oh it was creepy. Oh yeah that's what it was.
Just show it out. Show it out. Do it. My part.
It came off and people flashed it out.
Yeah.
Buried.
Speed frosty.
We're gonna pick that mid real quick.
Flashing.
One's on the edge.
Oh, way, he wandies me through you, by the way.
Yeah, it's us.
I
Mean sight I'm gonna molly it to
I don't know. I'm just one. I'm just one. He's probably playing in that smoke
Don't lose that
Might be ninja around sight I'm just one came out the smoke
Oh
Yeah, it's not got sight was fishy, you know that makes sense
I will. I let him for one. Thanks. Can you see me ahead my head? No, no.
I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky how's our bad
Good work boy good mark so bad we're so bad
I think so you guys know these guys are so demoralized right now right? This is crazy. Yeah, we are demoralizing them. We're demoralizing them
We are we are yeah, I'm gonna throw fuck man
spit on him
I think we should just go cut. I'm gonna smoke Xbox and let's take mid. They're playing so weak. I'm no warmer
Smokes cat, I'm gonna smoke Xbox man walking up mid
They could push mid right now
I
Rope got some time a long way
Oh, what's up, babe? I bet an aim man. I'm dead. I'm one
They won
I
Could be playing right now
Keep watching we don't be see it
You're looking nice right there bro. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Good sir. That is blue clam cherry blossom lip gloss three
Oh my god.
Mmmhmm.
Oh mate.
Bussy Blaster.
Oh yes. Bussy Blue
Lip Loss
Clam Enchantment 3.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
Let's go my bro.
I don't know if he's dead or not.
Oh my god.
This is the first time I've got my copy of the engine.
Oh one CT, I can't believe he's walking man.
I'm on my site. They're walking off every goose
What could be goose what could be one fucking long long long what's goose I think long
Please guys walk
Juggie Juggie play through these ones. It's your long. I think it's close. I think it's close. No, I don't know
I'm not I know
He's gonna be like on the box jump up or in the smoke in smoke of a cat
CT I think
Oh, CT CT around you. Yep. Okay
Yeah, yeah.
Who is it?
Nice.
Who is it?
And they're pulling another time out.
Holy moly.
We're in their mind.
We're in their head.
We are in their head right now.
He's suckling on.
MP is two minutes out.
Checking his profile.
Checking his profile.
We're doing pretty good.
No, no one reported to him for cheating.
But yeah, it's one of them left.
Get out of here.
Get out.
Somebody just got out.
Get out.
Get out.
It's just a serious situation
Hmm. Yeah, I told you guys we're all terrorists deep down
You got a little bit of been modding in us all
What the fuck did you just say?
Oh my god, I gotta be stop track. What ward fleek fuck? Oh
The game started guys game started
Yeah.
He's over now.
There we go.
Oh fuck.
Goddammit.
Wait, are they rushing?
One more.
He's an American.
Yo, they're one cat and probably one CK.
I chill one log but I am alive right now.
Thanks, baby.
baby just watch thank god push now you should you should baby I don't know how
to throw a smoke probably there's going to be a gap in that beach
y'all need to smoke see if he's playing Gandalf
I say I say he's my big boss
Oh, they're gonna say, nice.
Give me two, give me two.
Oh, what's that, what's that?
I had the worst possible time.
What? What? What?
That ain't Pontius, I dig it.
Oh, not him!
I
Actually don't think I've ever seen worse aim punch than what you just got
What the hell was that
And I think my brain might be fucked up because that smoke's the worst possible time and I didn't realize it was about to happen
That's a problem. I'm going out long. I got a great spot. Oh, yeah, really? Okay
Hey punch from Holy shit
What they put in this fucking thing
Mm-hmm
Where's a punch on see with armor goddamn? Yeah, I don't know the hell that was
One of them DC brand of 5v4
He's off and brothers guys just
Go be good be what's the info on B?
We're gonna take down a lot of wig. I went mid one topping me
I think that's it to be let me admit
This most be times
good stuff probably we're still going to be around to be around I want to see
you guys throw that smoke you're playing in the smoke on site so
what I say 10 610 come back to the city yes great play boys
Good work, Mr. Towne.
Thank you, sir.
9-11.
Yeah, John, do you know the...
9-11, us terrorists need to lock him, gentlemen.
This game is too close.
Yeah.
You know, you know how to throw up the black CTs and...
Plexi, do another flash.
Oh, yeah, another flash. How long?
You're good. Take your time. Playing cell.
What are you staring at? I'm looking at a box.
your elevator in sight
in a side
got one!
I
He's hurt he's hurt bad. He's hurt bad
Pasadipasadip
Oh, I gotta do a side job a drunk side. I didn't do the box
We submit
I
Along
There you guys work good work work
Quick lucky case opening
So what's like the baddest case opening you've gone
nothing I've gotten stanzas every time wow okay how deep are we like we're
deep couple thousand that sounds like a good gamble we're pretty deep but we're
do we are do I'll pay that right now we are just out of your med
through that baby
What the fuck
What
This guy oh my god, I'll get him
Okay, you guys have it you guys have long you guys have long go go go go go go go go go go. I'm just gonna plan for cat
Yeah, stay cat
boom
nice
Watch the GT
Your time one CT one CT one scat one CT. Oh
My god, oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No!
No!
No!
That's not bad. That's not bad.
No!
Oh my goodness.
Guys, I have an idea.
Off to armor.
I can buy you an op. I can buy you an op. I can buy you an op.
Oh, you're good to get it.
Wow, I am...
I am...
much I'm never committing to a run
straight with a camera again
that was
lucky to waste dog eating
ah
flashing flashing one more nice
same
run James
where?
his car his car
I can't move, I need a car right now, he probably crossed out, yeah he could have
moved, I don't see him, don't want to jump in, actually think, wait do you want to go
B?
God jeez, we're good, oh I can't get off, car, car, car, car, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No car, no car, if you guys can see.
I dropped bomb on GT!
We can't.
CT are too low.
Come here, Bop-Cop!
I'm fucking crying, bro!
Car, car, car, car!
Car one!
Car one, car one!
I'm easy.
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Bad, double lift.
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Really, it's turning up right now.
Not much we can do about it.
I think yeah, I was see I was spamming the car
At one time. Yeah, no, I just like I was in recoiling
What are you talking about I just want to be known I was the top fragger
I want that to be known because everyone called me stupid and fat and ugly and an idiot and
fatherless and obese and moronic and terrible and garbage and racist and let me tell you
something.
I got the most kills that game.
What does that say I'm the best there's a lot of there's a lot of therapy tools out there, bro
You're not alone
Hey
No teeth marks on the barrel begun
Asu? Does he have access to this exclusive discordant?
Fuck, I know, man.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you. Pregnant rodent. Every time I look at my name, it's...
It's so ugly, right? I'm horny. No, I think I should change
my name. What do you think? What do you think about that? Well, I think we should all change
her name. Give us...
Spruce up the place. Spring cleaning. What do you think? No, this is my ology.
No, no, this is not going to you play it like you actually shut the fuck up. You're playing all night actually suck my wiener
No, it is not. No, it is not actually suck me. Yep. Yep
Dude, we're one and what's this right? We're one and five today. They were all in five only we've won yet
And we won one on the morage game. We won a morage. Oh, oh, yeah, what if I won five one and five. Oh my god
This is crazy work
Oh
Hmm
We need a see you big carry, bro. You wait lately. I used to watch your CS montages
I used to watch them
Get the snacks out you guys figure out if he's coming up
I'm gonna go see if there's any ice cream sandwiches in here. Yeah, I was already in here
We need to get him in the server. I just I just said to my friend of us right okay ready up first
in that freezer. He's gonna be held to pay this household. I'll tell you that much hold up.
I gotta change my name. Don't make daddy angry. There needs to be ice cream sandwiches. Yeah.
Yeah.
If he's changing his name, I'm getting ice cream sandwiches. I'll be back. Do it. Do it. Do it.
I haven't I haven't changed my name on steam in literally like 10 years
Uh, I need drag in the discord. Oh
I see my seam
Oh welcome in a shoe. How you doing?
Long time no talk. How we feeling? Why do you start my game or what do it?
This dude couldn't be sad
No, I don't want to do that. I should have mind
I think it'll change when I'm in the game. Okay, right
Mm-hmm
We're winning yeah, yeah, we're waiting the time
No, no, no, we we can't stop letting we just keep winning and winning
Who won the rush buddy up it's on my Twitter it's on my Twitter post I tweeted it
I'm actually the 1,097,619 player in the world so you actually better put some fucking respect
on my name.
That's pretty much number one.
That's basically number one.
If you round and carry the two.
There's a little one in there.
Oh my god, three seconds left.
There is a one in there.
There is a one in there.
Let's roll.
Thank god I have like five feet between me and my toilet.
brought James on over just to be shared dude I literally it's sometimes so close
my stream can hear my piss stream you that's actually bad boy I need a clip
no there's a lot people are like dude could you meet your mic next time and
I'm just like I'm never gonna remember that I'm sorry well which really play
right now we I don't want to play that's you again all right we can we can fuck
Let's do Angel. Let's play some Angel. Let's play some Angel.
I love Ancient Inferno and Mirage.
Yo, let's do some Ancient.
These guys might ban Ancient, because they're most played as Mirage.
I just still understood how is Nature...
2x6, though.
9.27, 7.8, P.
Heard you lost the Nuke event a second time.
I guess you could say that is the Nuke to Socky to your Pina, Chima.
Damn.
Roast it like a chestnut on an open fire.
Next time, unleash the Nutty Fury and nuke the battlefield with Pina power.
I don't know what that means, but yes!
We lost
Sound to turn up dude
What?
Guys, did you see my new name?
Let's see.
Go terrorist.
Where is he?
He's hiding right now.
Pretty sweet.
Pretty sweet.
Wait, isn't he trying to even hear by the way?
Did you get your ice cream sandwich?
No, but it's Twix Ice Cream Bar.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's cool stuff.
Hey, A.C.
It's up.
Stop it.
Okay
Crazy
Alright, I'm an MP9 rush man, you're gonna see how I'm doing it.
That was pretty crazy.
That was on purpose.
Mm-hmm.
Hey!
Keep your-
Dude, when you're doing a combo of like, one try hard and four-pace open.
Are we good for a nice, plus?
Yes.
We're down mid.
I'll hit him, I'll hit him, sit back!
One-two, collapse.
I'm four down, Conn.
You're floating back.
You're back at T. You're just going back to A.
Shoo, shoo, shoo.
I think I need to be killed under window.
You know where they were going?
Honestly, probably.
Who are they going to get at somewhere around here?
Oh, they're out A.
They're out A, Conn.
Chess time is an Asian quota?
What's an Asian quota?
$100 a set, $100 a set, $400 a set, $400 a set, $400.
Go for it.
$100.
I'm going to go for a cheap one.
I didn't realize there was a...
Right, right, right.
Pull it down, pull it down.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I
Don't say anything right now. Oh
What's up, baby? These guys are good. They just smoke
Seven
Right now
you got this evening
you're living I just really need those gentlemen to finally fucking swing
I mean god damn those take forever
We're fine. Yeah, you have a little fight man
All right, I'm gonna be up. Yeah, I will like your Dave your doodie balloon listen listen listen
I'll pay what mad god big zone. Oh, if you know you might get flashed
Through a goat's head for money greatest of all time. I had a greatest of all time
It's a little bit late.
I don't fucking care, anyway.
I like how you got it.
Yeah, there are ones there, one's over there.
I think they're going out ramming.
Oh my!
I don't know, man.
I might have to come here and beat up the people.
I
That's just that's just ramped. Yeah, what's your watch?
Glaces
I
We soup would do for serious right now. I was a full mast I was about to clutch that whole round up
I saw it I saw it. Oh my god. Oh my god
Don't buy yeah
Okay, I'm not I'm not what's next that grand
Ten seconds or their first flash and then just Nate's that the fuck out of it
Let's see
I
Wish that big
God we got the only fucking shit I'm crazy I've been said I've been said oh my god
I
Wouldn't say that's had trigger discipline
I'll find me again on flashing
You saw
your ass was fat there
here it comes
oh what the fuck dude
i'm the underpass
underpass, underpass, underpass
i saw one at the time
need out, a ramp
I
That not hit you I don't know
What's going on hold up while I get a quick gold gem and who you guys are mind
No, it's Rob
Bombs down. Hey, push back, push back. I'll cover the back side. I'll cover this rear.
I'm cooking this rear please.
Probably aye.
I don't think you use this video about your naps, probably.
We're done. We're in team.
Hell yeah.
We're in the warrior.
Good job, Peter. Look at us, we're fucking team.
We're going crazy. We're going insane.
We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back.
We're going to kill Mr. Leonardo.
I've been out for 15 hours.
I've hit the pen. I don't take any blame for what's happening.
I had a laugh.
I was shooting straight as fuck earlier.
It's left me. It's not coming back.
It's okay. I'm at peace with it.
Great, y'all. The hellish smokes, hellish flashes.
I
Did made that the titles
Yeah
What's under title of the budget?
Fuck one more day
Palisthenia ram and one's apartments class to palisthenia ram. Oh, oh my goodness guys weird you're taking that you bashing
I should have taken the first shot
you win this you kill this guy quick and you get actually confused probably
wait man second guy wait man
oh what?
I was clear across the side of the back
I can't kill this
oh I'm 54
Panelope is under ground fruit is cold and included in a fruit salad that is
compounded by grapes, watermelon and honeydew
Panelope on a rated 4
oh watermelon for your holiness
let me drop somebody
Let me drop something that was your double if you like that. Mm-hmm. You like that. You
That reference here a water velvet fresh for the orchard. I have a Molly's in this smoking ramp Dennis
I actually don't know what is that from that's what Twitter pretends to be a ghost with bathrobes and then Patrick drop the water
House they're coming out ramp again. Hey better not come
I'm dead on site. Period.
Tetris, ramp.
Why does my crosshair look like this?
That guy's probably pals, but...
Good work, James!
I don't know why I did that.
What, one villain for your ghostly days?
Oh, not for your ghostly days.
I
Freak that guy was pushing the smoke. You maybe try the voodoo rage of the new
I like
Everybody again, please
Did you feel good
That's what voodoo rage is always all about
Yeah
It's good
Underpass or perhaps I'll go underpass
She that out there she got there Luigi
Still
Oh, what on a passion?
Oh.
Grenade out.
Oh, yeah.
Nice to be out here.
Okay.
You can bomb apps.
There you go.
I think I am never going to spray ever again.
Yeah, 2B, 2B.
well one was underpass with this fucking submachine gun and I can't save my
Okay, he's got a lot of that.
He's gonna fuck with his truck.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Terrorists win.
Is he gonna fast swing that?
I think this is a T-sided map boys, we're a T-sided team.
I'm playing with John now and I'm never spraying, I'm never spraying, that was crazy.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you that was impeccable because you're double-edged.
And so much up in a 1s it's come backable
Well, you guys get yet. I came one of you guys robbing anyone else as well, please
Yes, sir. Yeah, I'm fighting it from cat. Oh, I'm gonna pick up it as well
Yeah, I'm in it or we got this shit. Yeah, I'll be there
one guy could play a voodoo wager 2c battery action yes I got sicker from the
batch he wasn't wrong and I'm drinking a voodoo over the issue that's all my
god jungle man congratulations your voodoo wager is the best beyond the
plan you probably got a bad bad pal little bit of diarrhea oh that is a
Don't get yourself as new six
Okay, that's okay five points we were tea-sided team on a tea-sided man. That's good. That's good. That's a good half right there
Yeah, we're selling mm-hmm
You've got the goat terrorists on your team pal. All right
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Yeah, gentlemen LG. Yeah. Oh
Oh, we don't know we some lots of gaming land
Not what I'd said
Let's go be let's go be I've been practicing my jump out of the window
There's no way they're gonna know this happening he jumps lots of us just send it
Go go go go!
What the fuck?
No that's not...
Go go go!
JOOOG!
No wait!
No that's not dead...
You got bomb?
I saved your bomb.
Oh that's weird...
There ya good one, T.V!
Ah...
Alright alright alright alright alright!
Behind us are our apartments!
Literally inside the apartments!
We uh...
A Padman?
Yeah, I've got a good spot for mid.
They're probably gonna use that mic ramp
or they're gonna rush mid, but.
Sweet mid.
Yeah, I see what he's doing.
Push out.
Push out.
A.
What do you do after y'all?
Wait, are you having a smoke, Peter?
No, I don't think so.
I think everybody missed it, to be honest.
We don't need it.
Other mid.
One through the window.
But hit it, hit it.
We can go up here.
I think we can just send a cat together.
Oh, nice shot, nice shot, nice shot.
Wow.
Oh, yo, um, I've had a pretty decent a spawn. I might just send it out through the Molly if you guys want to flash over for me
I'm done. I'll fight with you. I don't know
A little jello smoke and that's it. I don't even worry about the sponsor going out faster than that
Maybe go around and go be I mean he got a kill palace you guys can get out
I don't know how I'm missing as well, then
And I'm just like what maybe it's cuz you're ugly
I'm
I
Don't think I know
other fuckers over there
Everybody know a
Yeah, nah, I'm worried about the cap
I'm out of your gelation
Hound time for a quick old left-hook.
Hound time for a quick old last case white.
That was weirdo.
I think I forgot.
You can take that.
Mark it.
Mark it still.
No, we got Rob.
Yeah, we got Rob.
We got Rob.
Good job.
You and Rob to play daylight.
I'm gonna get a pick man. We don't cat fast smoke connector smoke window bottom being bottom boom we're on we win we think
But you say what you want to go a are we go a I go palace get the
Not just you know when you get that spawned you could get to ramp right as they do and I had a shot
They're crossing the stairs
Oh
Your stairs they could oh
Gotting jungle. Oh, I'm gonna throw us a smoke for jungle real quick
Which is you can see that close
There's a guy there
Hey!
Get out!
Let them go, let them go!
Ah, damn it, you got off
but
It took him too long to peek CT so I figured he might be wrapping Markey
Well, I don't know if standing at the middle of the side is the best
I got play next to the box bro, so I'm safe from both sides. Good thinking good thinking
Not a bad play
A.K. Rush out and I'll go first right now
You don't have to smoke penis?
Penis?
They're going to bother you if you smoke all the time, they might need...
Oh my god!
I'm instantly dead.
What a sweet delight.
A sweet little treat.
It went to a smoke mess.
There's a lot of smoke in the house.
Smoke in the house.
There's a Molly window.
Where's that people? I was playing for a kill.
There's three on.
Nice.
One window.
I think we have guys. Maybe one side.
One's gone.
I'm going to go. Careful.
He's not girly. He gets to watch with the rest of us. I would.
It's a spectacular experience. I would you guys over here. I would you guys over here.
I'm going to hate this guy.
I've seen this guy play before.
I've seen this guy play before he did a chunk.
There's like 10% chance he had made it out the back site.
That's a good one.
Nice play. Let's go.
Yeah.
I don't know what I did, I don't know what I did.
Okay!
You're fucking better.
Hell yeah! Fuck you!
Dennis, you're nice. That was fucking awesome, bro.
Nice, guys.
Everything was flawless.
Professional, I guess, player.
first shot of Mark was you.
I'm a killer ramp guy.
I dropped it.
I dropped it.
I killed that.
I killed this guy.
I can't.
You get a pick. We push in.
You went up the stairs and jungle.
Yeah, we're gonna smoke some of that.
Yeah, but somebody dropped me once.
I'm here.
One jungle, one jungle, one stairs.
Come on.
You got that smoke?
You got top sails?
They're not there, am I stupid?
I don't see it, it's fine.
It's not to worry about jungle.
There's a smoke on stage, dude, right now.
Fuck, I should have waited for that smoke one off.
One on top, one!
And one GD.
You can carry that.
You can carry that.
You can kill him.
Down.
Be right side window.
Oh my!
Retreat!
Nice.
I take the bomb.
There's much as much. Oh
My god, oh my god, oh my god
Hey, fucking like him in market one. I think he's like
Nice yes
I don't know what's here, please.
Mark it! Mark it! Mark it! Mark it! Mark it! Mark it!
Here he is.
Can you go through Con? Yeah.
I have explosion coming.
got a nice little smoke to play with
you're killing
oh my god oh my god
got him!
I got him I got him
I got him!
nice shot nice shot
Peter are you down?
yeah yeah yeah yeah
that was kind of a sick crowd that was kind of
that was fucking sick
What do you mean trying to win a game?
But that is fucking holy shit.
Fuck.
Got his elbow.
Oh that's slick.
I'm just gonna fucking play as a League of Legends dude.
Like what?
You know League of Legends have good aim, I think.
I don't doubt it.
That shit was gross, brother.
Yeah, I was still in the kitchen.
Oh god.
One dead under.
what's on the post on the post
I can't see I'm flashed
on the post
that's right
oh
there
on it
other peter racist
I almost lost my hands for the night
two memes and the two dumb shit
three penis legs away from me
I wish that smooth window in
Palace.
I think I can slip in the window.
They're playing across I don't know I pour
I'm jumping out the fucking
I think one's going underpass be careful underpass tabs. Yeah, I'll watch apps
Oh, he's a cashier!
He's on the red circle, he's taking us up!
Yeah, good work guys!
Marie!
Oh my...
We did it, we went two and five today guys.
We're fucking not-
Not-
Not-
Not-
Don't laugh over there!
You guys, I-
I really-
Oh, here man!
You saw her doing all your games!
Yeah, we did and then we came back. I think you mean you guys are five and two
It would have been five and two for the stream snackers
We were then seven and zero if we were out for the stream time first. Oh
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm spin
Let's start it up. Let's do one more. Why stop there. Why stop there?
Why did Pussy leave?
Why did Pussy react?
What? I thought that was an LG!
Get your ass in here right now!
What is happening?
I thought that was an LG!
I'm playing one more, bro. Stop eating Pussy.
Let me change my mind.
I said again like two headshots and now I'm back.
I'll watch this.
Fine, fine, fine, man.
Man, you're already in the lobby, bro. You already said fine digitally
So I take my name just in case the streets have got on
Hmm get to close out of the game and reopen it. No, no, no, I think I said no, he's had to go out of the game
Yeah, I even switched it I didn't go Terry
Hey, you have their time
They should you ever play face it
I used to.
Well, you peak at ten, right?
Obviously.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go get some more wine.
That's tight.
Get right back.
It's something that really just said to your level.
Be right back.
Yeah.
Oh
I have returned, I have returned with the whole bottle of wine.
I brought the entire bottle just in case.
I have returned, I have returned.
Ah, inferno.
Wait, you played professional CS?
A terrible backdoor.
Way back, way back, way back.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, like, what era?
Um, like, right after C9 won the Boston Major?
I didn't know that.
I thought you just came up in Apex.
CS first in Apex.
Yeah, that's fucking typical.
That's, hey, let's give people a time.
Let's be honest. Yes, like oh
World of Warcraft is the best game ever created and then League of Legends
CS is the best game ever it has the best
But I start playing World of Warcraft today and fall in love with it the same way yes
Yeah, actually that's why I'm gonna play World of Warcraft because I'm like
I'm not sure I'm gonna do that but it's okay.
WKL is good right now.
I have no bullshits.
I'm like I'm gonna wait till I'm in the retirement home.
Yeah, I feel like it's just my kids are older.
I'm gonna be like that's actually why I've never tried World of Warcraft is because I'm certain that people
that it is as good as people say it is and I won't be able to stop playing.
I can't do that to myself.
Have you seen what those people look like?
I'll do it one day. What the fuck face it bro. I'm sorry. It was that you can knife people in face
Oh, Mr. Banana.
I hit that.
One's back left.
Nice shots.
One's got a big...
I see better than wow.
One's in church.
Church is back. Nice church.
Holy fucking insane.
Did we win?
Church shot.
I'll handle him. Stay back.
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
Oh, no.
I mean we sent the message yeah yeah we're not we swipe or with exactly we're not we
try for when yeah wow has like some of the best ERP of all time it's what erotic role
play yeah fuck yeah moon guard see there old chair moon guard that's erotic
role play yeah it's right oh yeah yeah I bet that's yeah because you have all
the time you do yep just as my uncle be fucked ain't fucking right all right
All too mid, one when he's down, one more, he's sipping the shit in, he's going boiler
right now, we're walking land, rush people, it was nice, it was nice, Mr. Wabble's got
put on a shuttle, you know how he does it, he plays like a piano, it has like a saxophone
and then he puts a tube in his mouth, it looks like kind of like a catheter but a little
bit bigger, I don't know how he does his magic, I'm down, you guys see that, the guys
Wow
They put this catheter in their mouth
Check out we're crunching on this
Oh
Do too old I
I got two banana. There's one more ramp and then there's two
I'm one shot give a smoke
I'm sorry to leave a little less
You know you should get back to them by bomb bro, you're just gonna single out
I thought they had it down in front of them they spoke here. He was here. Let's hear
The last guy was on a he could wrap all the way through library
I'm hit one
Oh
Remembered why do I even ever buy armor on this stuff you just buy Nate's
You want to do the same thing they're gonna be on eco. Let's fucking Nate's Sacrificed. They're probably gonna fight us
behind you the Eduardo
You're a beautiful
Oh my god, he got it my up. Oh, are they not an eco
Pour it ugly
Stupid
Good I fucking suck around
I
Knots
Bottom idea we're bum here. He's right here. That's right. I hold him
It's one top in one bottom in you motherfuckers
How do we miss to
Ace, watch what I do.
You buy me an 8.
It's your pen and your paper, I'm about to see a thing or two.
So you buy me an 8 or not?
You buy me an 8, buy me an 8.
Come on, come on, come on.
What do you want?
Uh, you go watch.
Are you peeking, peanut?
I'm peeking mid.
Take this.
Push the app.
Watch this.
Oh, shit!
Got him!
What does it mean Bay Harbor?
Islands in Florida
I'm the Bay Harbor Bbl. Have
You're fucking the fuck off right now
But the team leader done with the team leader done
Oh my god there are two sexy men right on top of men.
I'm gonna fast rotate and just open the...
Going library?
I think you just...
You just walk through that?
What?
That guy's a freak.
Uh, one more up eh?
Okay, I'll leave it to be done.
It could fall.
Okay, I'll leave it to be done.
They could also wrap our show on you, careful.
Play your life for the rest of your life.
But Pina is all kinds of cake-dub.
Could be ashes I'm playing side.
Pina's cooking, she's still bitchless.
I'll keep you updated, boss.
I'll let you know when that changes.
Thanks, who's the best you ever are.
I've actually never seen it.
I've seen so many clips about it.
the tikka talk
I was about the Bay Harbor
cocaine guy. I've got a game
Mr. Trainwreck
Those are my things on
He's for good luck. I'm out of cases
We did with the car yeah, we won back side we're gonna win a league of let's watch next week to your second
She didn't stop
Wow this guy just went one and a half
The same guy from last game, by the way, mr. Plum. Yeah
That guy went pickle mode though. What the fuck?
Yes, I just answered
Well, my name updates David, I hear him plant
Yeah, that's also the thing. I never play with headphones and then when I play FPS I have to switch off-speaker
Think we're from it's a Luigi
I'm gonna walk this guy
I had a real old bro. He's going back down mid
He's on car on top of car super low
Thank you a stretch you use your man
And keeping it
Hold on now
Oh, Mr. Luigi, I believe oh all right. There we go. Got it. Got it. I
Double the keep on me that for my chance a one or a four regular
Thank you. Yes
Yeah, would you go to show right up here? I was watching the boys and I was watching invincible and now I'm watching house again
I
Got a perfect color don't you a voice I want you to pass me
Skating
Fuck it boys send it. Yeah, I'm getting so bored
Demolished rule one always disrespect. Why does it not say why close you is every P?
Yeah, it's a it's a every P. Coachy that is a like why
Sorry my quarters almost biking that's why I was I was getting jellied. Sorry
Mexico, I can't see shit when I'm traveling around.
This is my case too, so hard to see people.
Oh, I'm excited to get the 600.
Someone!
Bomb down mid, bomb down mid!
I'm not dead!
One Aps, one Aps.
He's an Aps.
Watch me out!
I'm holding mid from their Aps.
For all I don't know what to do.
There's someone in this smoke, but I just passed someone.
Oh wait, I'm not.
No!
We might be too good.
We might be too good boys.
Yeah, he's got a fucking pride right now.
Should we start insulting them personally?
Yeah.
Wait, how much am I going to have?
Sometimes you're streamed really fast, like if you want like five more viewers.
Yeah.
Wait, yeah, wait.
Wait, I need to...
Oh shit, how do I turn my car on?
Go, go, go!
You're from the B ref here. Yeah, nice you see it
Loose me on top of this roof. Yeah. Thanks. Wait that work
We have to have some time falling
There is
Nice.
The budgets!
You got a top?
Birdshade. Birdshade.
Could be anywhere. I could just...
I got E6.
Hehehehe.
Ah! There you go.
Yeah, I fucking fancy.
Do we got the coach?
You can we got there?
Oh, it's your trash.
I mean, ready?
Oh, we are a great team.
So are y'all, but you just happen to not be winning right now.
You guys think about that?
Well, I can cook the fucking kid.
I think it's shit.
I was what she actually fucking
FUCK YOURSELF! ASSHOLE FUCK YOURSELF!
Wow.
Dude, that was too far.
I feel like we're gonna have to push under there.
As you get close, as you get closer.
WHAT?!
Yeah, bro, fucking shit. I'm going right there.
Honestly, you're right. You're right.
He's got that low.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's gonna jump.
Oh, shit.
They're all banana, bro.
Coming.
I heard a tear from the other team, draft.
Watch me cook them next round.
I'm cooking them something crazy.
Play great right here.
I'm cooking them something crazy.
I have a flash out.
You guys are patient.
My wrap.
I
Think they can go from city
Yeah
That was disgusting I was disgusting I was disgusting
Oh my god are you still fucking serious I'm gonna cook these bitches in the chat I'm
actually gonna cook these bitches I'm actually gonna cook these bitches oh my god we are
winning right now but it could turn at any moment it is important to play our best yeah
Everybody
one more, one more, uh, no.
it might be wrapping up, dude.
I
Not sure you guys
And you do a fake rotate democracy yeah
Oh, they're not big rotating. Oh my god go go go go go go go go
There be there be
of
the
of
the
of
I
Didn't know
There's like another doorway congratulations on winning the round
You know before you said that they probably thought man, we are a shit and you said you're a great team
start getting the confidence of I'm getting in their minds this is a mind
game this is my game I'm cooking these plushies I'm cooking these plushies wow
yeah you're shit
leave that leave that wait is the Oreo not one of us oh yes dude are you
Oh, man. Hold on, man. Hold on.
You have been playing with me all night.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What?
Made a hundred characters ever.
I'm just gonna put this one in the bag.
That's why he's the best.
One more Guts and Pea Biscuit for us to set the melody.
Oh, one spoiler.
That guy's Guts and Pea Biscuit.
They're running down mid right now and you guys banana.
Nice.
He's body body give me give up
Guys don't guys, please
87 and 7
You have an emerald belt in the black hole?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Hell yeah I do.
You have a dog shit tiger piece.
I'm talking to a pig out.
Yo that fucking knife.
Your penis sucks.
This is a factory new fade stiletto pussy.
All of the penis skins are right back.
We're gonna do jam it up your ass.
What the hell?
This is a really good knife. What are you talking about?
I love keystrokes.
It's not yours.
Yeah. Alright. Alright.
You're right. She's fat.
Let me see. I just have to change it.
Alright. Let's get you up.
He's playing side. I think close to us.
We're at B right now. Holy shit.
Clawfin. Clawfin. Clawfin. Clawfin. Oh my god. Clawfin.
I had no idea where I'd be I'm sorry
One is a Mackan one is a Mackan
I think you guys
He's an Ambi
They just don't appreciate me like you guys do
He's like a marchess
Yeah he's like a marchess
I think somebody heard me
One more
One more
One or no
Don't peek, don't peek
I could bottom lead a dardo
I'm trying bro
Oh my fucking god
Lead dardo hit the pin one more time
Nice
He might be a banana
I gotta be a banana right?
Yeah
I got him staring back, right?
He shot his left hand. It's a CS2 tactic
Because you're white-handed if you have it on the right side, it'll like trick your brain into
But it's something fucking stupid just don't laugh it's something dumb as shit
I don't I don't know what it is exactly, but if you heard it you would say wow that's
MP7's my gun I'm one beacon
I actually don't think I ever get kills with SMGs. It's I don't think I'm made for an SMG
Look this actually
We have one more stoker now
Yeah, where does he go?
He's looking at me
So close right?
That's a way to see him
Nice good pick
Nice
Nevermind
Library?
I'm donate for you
You're bomb
Why do I live?
You saw me. You saw me library.
Just chill.
Nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
You can play off my off angle here.
Yeah.
I should be now.
Yes.
I heard that.
What happened to not spraining them more?
I'm not spraining them.
I'm not spraining them.
more I'm done how can we say my name
different every time is that what it is
great beer that's a beer man alcohol oh
yeah oh yeah you didn't like my budget
my buddy 99 and 4 man yeah yeah
I'm gonna hop up on nature
yeah
I'm going in yeah
I don't make a big splash
I'm pushing
looking cp
I
Like
That's all me
Fine from city
In what I look
That guy peeks out like that. What's fucking yours?
I'm coming from last cap banana. Yeah
You guys have 100 health combined
Be a harbor BPL have a
32 best combined
Not too shabby boys not too shabby
Win a move
Especially because we're winning hey
Are you hopping on after this one?
Yes.
Well, no, we still have lots of gaming to do!
Guys, one more for me of these. One more.
One more, folksy.
What could you possibly have tomorrow that's important?
Are you at your furry convention?
Got to organize your hentai collection.
Yeah, it's a fucking good collection, dickhead.
Organize it another day.
Got a lot of it.
I'm just holding W boys.
I didn't know I'm peeking.
I hate these people.
I have B secured.
Both there. Both there.
Fuck him up P.
What?
One church. One game church.
I thought I had a guy church.
Wait weren't you already in the spawn?
Come here, come here if you have bomb.
That guy is still alive.
I thought I fucking killed him.
that in small obvious that I'm coming from flank now fuck you mind oh folks you
caught the hint a hint I virus apparently he's going on oh
what a shame that's a shame Adam often thank God he was one of you
Oh, I'm freaking ace or were you not in there small?
I mean I wouldn't then I died, you know
You I know but from the time that I think he slipped in a coffin. I mean I was like
I'm actually I'm just trying to figure my mind blown because I thought I knew what was going on
But I guess I didn't
Do that to you. Yeah, you take one more hands get yourself right
Perhaps one more
Oh my god, it was amazing. Oh, it was amazing. Yes. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna cover the cover twice. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
We close I got your six
Yeah, let's just go back to Nader.
No, no.
I don't think you can do that.
No!
There he is!
This is wild.
That was a great shot.
Big fire.
It's gonna be...
Okay, we're going eight.
We got this, dude.
Oh, God, we got this shit.
We're gonna have to take a weirdo.
We're gonna have to take a weirdo.
They're bonjie!
They're bonjie, by the way.
You gotta be scared.
You're moving, Dippy.
Yeah, we're out of here.
We're out of here.
We're out of here.
We're out of here.
We're out of here.
We're out of here.
Yeah, we're out of here.
God damn!
Surprise!
God damn!
Come here.
So how much damage can you actually do before you get kicked?
Uh, I think like 300, I know.
Let's find out.
Yeah, what?
I think it's out.
Well, Rumble is small right now, let's take a second place.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
They all smart, you getting nuked into them, I'm pretty sure.
I'ma be one, Bobby Boyce!
Get it!
Lock it in, boys, lock it!
It's time to make a difference!
Then me go off?
Yeah!
One bit, one bit, he's insane, he's crazy!
They get this so quick, what?
That guy looked like...
Bad as shit!
Out in nowhere.
There's no way you could have gotten there that fast!
Yeah, that is shit! That is...
I'm surprised Pia doesn't have each one apex, but that might be considered boosting.
I don't have your dad in my cock. It might be considered balancing.
Not gonna give us one more fun gunfight?
Yeah, she has been bitch.
Who wants a race? No, Yellow, don't do it.
Don't do it now get off fuck. I am very good at a patch. I am the best
I was spam be hopping he's close. He's close. You heard him. He's close
Fuck that guy
Yeah, yeah, you all cook these bitches all cook these bitches. Oh my god. Are you sure are you so fucking serious?
Oh my god.
Honestly, we are very confident that last round, but you clutched it up in a skillful way.
Hopefully we can reciprocate and clinch the match.
punch the mat
mm-hmm
this is my first
this coat them, this fucking coat them
coat them with the fire
nice shot, this is fucking hot fire
no, nice shot
dude, it actually, I don't know
I hate it
one of these apps, and he's lit, and I hate this game sometimes
I'm going arch-aside
oh, deep inside
nice, good, this is a nice studio
Oh my god. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. I was staring at you because then you were
going to. Okay. Whoa. Guys, we have to clinch this match. Oh, I'm clean. We have to save.
safe. Yeah, I think it's going to be a wine.
So what's that?
I mean, bro, be a man.
I'm a fancy slut.
I'll kill the offer.
I gave her.
So yeah, I'm literally.
I'll give him all the absolute arches.
You make me work for it.
But wait, I'm going to make you work for it.
Yeah, I'm going to make you work for it.
And we need to smoke for it for this pussy.
They're like, you know, do you see him?
You see him?
Nobody.
Guys listen to me. I want I want to see some real quick. I
Want to see some real quick, okay?
You guys might have the floor
Yes, AT&T tournament has been an
Immaculate experience CS2 is one of the games on the list and I'm looking at
Two of my teammates here with two very dear friends now. We may be ready
But let me tell you what would get us close to being ready
and that is one more match. I'm not asking for a hundred more matches. I'm not asking for a thousand
more matches. I'm asking one more. One more match. Can you do that for me, soldier?
Wow. That was a fucking speech. Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yep!
Close the hop on in, close the hop on in,
by the way, I got a new name, new name, new me.
Chinese guy.
Yes.
Now we got three Asians here.
That's right.
We're up in the game.
We're up in the game.
We're up in the game right now.
Okay.
Close here, you here?
Close here?
I just thought of something super random.
You know how the Chinese,
like knockoffs of everything exist?
I wonder if there's a Chinese knockoff of peanut.
that probably exists yeah I yeah I I've been if I got some shit out of that hey
guys hey close you up on it we're playing one more time it's about we just
decided as a group we're playing one more we're playing one more I think that's
Um, can you guys queue with three no, no, we can't we just tried need five and you five gonna hop on it by
You're gonna hop on it. You need five guys
Bon Jo then bed oh
What oh see get out of here boss say it say it so brother listen each other I said you invite
I'm sorry John. I got a bed. This is a shot. Listen to me
You do this to me every time in a hundred years. It's not listening. Let's me
listen in a hundred years okay and you're not gonna remember how tired we're
today you're not gonna remember one more match but you know what you are gonna
remember they sing songs about you when they sing songs about how well you're
gonna do in this next match they will remember this day as the day made shot
with 50 and oh on a pen so it's basically a hundred and oh that's how
month. That's right. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. This is fucking working. It keeps working.
Oh my god. You just keep working. You just keep working.
You trying to say what the nonsense for you to do? Or you just joining?
See if you can queue with four. I don't even try. We can't. I just tried.
You didn't try. I'm watching. I'm trying to queue the fucking game.
No, it will leave sense on top right. It says can't queue. Go down.
Let's go!
Pussy, catch her eyes in here right now!
How?
Are you going to make all three of these gentlemen who are sacrificing their sleep schedules,
the depivity, their wives, probably sleeping alone in the room sad and lonely, and you're
going to skip out on that, you're going to be the A-Wall, you're going M-I-A, while
your soldiers are in the trenches, while your brothers beside you are fighting without you!
That's a good point.
Wow.
Dang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah
For like 20 hours
You just told me I wanted to say a bunch of nonsense, cook
Okay, I asked you
You mean brookie numbers
I asked him if he wanted to say a bunch of nonsense
What is this?
Are you joking?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Good morning, good morning
I'm going to do one if you do one
No, well, well, well
Bro, it's Friday
Wait, hold up
Yeah, yeah, I'll do what if you do one. I'll stay on
To do what are we doing? What are we doing? What time is it for you right now? Well 30 for 30?
Where we taking are we taking you?
He said he'll take a shot
I've got a whole bottle of wine in my room right here. I got it. I'm gonna be doing it
I'll get the ball right out float. How do I are you sure?
No, I'm not streaming.
What the hell? Why are you not streaming?
Maybe he was friends for the fun of it.
Yeah, why are you streaming?
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Hey, he's a Switch Tracker and the guy streamed once in the last like two months.
He just cried. He just cried.
He just cried.
I'm on a whole Rust team so I can play as Palo Alto.
And this guy got on two days of a whole life.
Two days. Fuck!
Did you want to play with B-Box?
only watch all of the obvious that would be that obviously dang it now you just
say that he's too busy being a bit okay I have to get my seat schedule in order
oh see did I did I already have a huge prejudice against streamers say and
they have important things to do but there is no one on this planet that I am
more certain that you have jack shit fucking nothing to do on a daily basis on any given
day on any given week during any given month. That excuse doesn't just roll over me it rolls
over anyone that hears it. Here's it, I hear it. Sorry, here's it. Am I right? Am I right?
Back me up on this Ace. Back me up on this.
Yup, he's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, almost hurt my feelings. You've hurt my feelings. Congratulations.
guys let's get rid of inferno and do you know how I know you have ADHD because my
fiance I'll do one right now she cannot play the same map twice in a row I hate
me I hate it I hate it I hate it actually an ADHD thing I want to say I
honestly want to play ancient that's what I want to play I said I'll do one if
if you don't stay on till 2.
I'll get a bottle of beer back.
Cheers boys, cheers.
I don't talk.
Oh, Mr. Billy, have a mufflepuff.
This is one good man, good hot man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, and Mr. J-Bo, thank you, my boy.
Should we get you counter strike lessons in my humble pro experience? I think it might be good
You know what actually I would you know what actually actually you know what now that you've mentioned that you know what fuck yourself
I am the best player on the team I
I am top-fragged every game tonight except for the ones I haven't which have been almost all of them except for one
I top ride one game and I'm not enough for me. It's a rank-up game, too
That's enough for me and that's enough for me
I'm going B
Bumpsite to B
You should have a wide fuck man. I need to put P2K on these maps
P2K
You know what the P2K is for?
been jiggling long dude what's one stock's a claim or whatever that's called
oh my god
nice
oh my god oh sister
Yeah, Jack. Um, everyone's stupid. Yeah. Yeah. You people are stupid and that water
up those profile picture in that bowling ball pin that you see at bowling alley and you get a strike
I'm getting boys, I'm getting
I'm pretty passive
Oh God
I don't like you guys
I mean, I'm getting out of here
There's like four bathrooms to go in our connector
Nice shot
The push the push they're about to ego tell me as the kids call it
Oh, there's another one going back and then one towards the long.
Nice.
No!
Nice try.
I
Will have the worst over fast player ever so you guys got the take the lead on this one
I use it like a monster, but I don't know the snow.
Hey, yeah!
Good for me.
I don't see it.
This is good.
Maybe it'll welcome them out.
Yeah, actually.
Jill.
I'll try.
I got you!
Are you aegis?
I completely whiffed that smoke, by the way.
I know where to throw it.
One party, one party!
There's no way that guy keeps that.
I
Pushed your monster
Probably be guess can lead a very sorry guess can lead a I
Kind of smoke out of this fucking
There's no nade bro, oh, yeah, I'm back there
Somebody's in my smoke bank oh
Oh
Man I should have not much waiting. Oh my god. Hey
Oh, what the fuck is going on 1g bobed
Yeah
Was anybody watch my stream right there
I
My god, did you burn yourself alive by chance cuz I'm gonna get a bunch of one G moment to the chat
No, no, no, I saw this guy. I was in the in the middle of two smokes. I thought I saw him walk by
Shoot doesn't hit him smoke dissipates
He's like I can't eat it's not a safe safe. So I'm uh
Yeah, come on. Come on. I forgot the shape game silly girls guy
play play play play
that didn't go that good
watch that wall
nice
One sir there you have be by the way
Very far push up
I do have that really expensive bottle of tequila
I told you that stay in in my pants until I die
All right, you shot of it if you win, I'm gonna be cool box and everything
The game yeah, I'll be real cool. Hi, yo come swing
I'm not drinking on a Friday night. I'm already good. It's good. It's good. I'm already
That's for a big party out of the ball. Oh, it's just come to swing
Playground game for long
Yeah, I'm done it yet. I'm going full speed
Go for I was gifted it. I didn't buy it. It was a gift. I
Would never buy for the dollar
Oh
Bombed I'm in
I'm flashing hi
No, he's gonna take the cake the cake to it cake to it
Chinese guy doing pretty good actually
Yeah
It's a $400 healing bottle called it's the one with the bell on top
I don't know
I
Can't say as well. That's a great. That's a great. Oh my god. I killed one. There's another one connector
That's because we close walk through my spoke
Right
With a bottle inside it has a bell that goes
It was good to me remember when I did that podcast a year and a half ago an optic the whatever it's called
Even have sex
You try to oh my god, so many men
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Falling monster.
That's B-sounding.
Could be late monster.
OH FUCK! He's in the backrooms!
What? Dude, that guy's so confident.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Super, both of them are super loud, you see? Winnable, winnable, winnable.
You're a banquet, Mr. Nut.
Eeeeeeeees, those cores like.
Shiv me off the back.
Have you tried absentee?
What?
I was gonna be absent, but then you dodged.
Tusi ass was way too fat.
Oh my goodness.
Smack that thing, sprain my wrist.
Oh
You want this you want this are you sure you know I know you can have it real real you can have it
You can have it. No you can have it. Just you want it
You just say you want it
They're holding monster push right now
Bottom fucking sons or connector
Bullets missing am I going insane or something like a piece of these
I
Nice one thing like you can't even hear the music yet. They don't they can't
We're good. Oh, yeah
Shit man, like why are you just sitting on playground?
You're a fiend for the up
These guys are just
There's no water here anymore. That's the way factory do
I'm holding your short. I'm holding your short. No one's crossed. Yeah.
You see him?
He's out there, dude.
He would never get this.
So much for it.
Alright.
You
Wait, I'm stood white back on it. They're back on it
As I can't hold a alone with it you got to blame the fucking nut you got blame Liabato here
and there was a guy that was just on site somehow.
Oh, what? Oh, these fucking things.
Oh my god, this guy goes from a Glock to an Ace.
Yo, peanut, the- the off-stone.
Thanks, boss.
I'll keep my eyes open for it.
Yo, what are these guys doing, brother?
I
Was a guy yeah, yeah
That is kind of ace with a block liar
You actually got the ace
Yeah, oh my goodness
I just give it me up. We would have won the round got the crowd save the town and mr. Crabbs
I
Know what you guys are buying you should kill me when I had the chance. I would buy it every round
Time to win okay looking monster. It's not gonna kill
Oh my oh
I'm pushing out for you. I don't care. I'm angry. Not nice. Not cool. Nice. Three
pieces. Not a fuck. He's alive. You're on the board. You're on the board. Wait for it.
Ace. Oh, it is. It is. It's long. I think it was long in the bathrooms.
It's a little different right now in each shot. I'm trying gentlemen. I'm pushing
through. Yeah, two questions. Is there any way we, the
obogulators can send you gifts to a Pivo box or something? Have
you ever had summer shanty? I don't know what STD that is. And
no, I don't have a PO box. I would. But you know, there's
fucking free time there that are gonna be bad. Oh, my God,
rabbit come on. That was just an example. And I don't watch. I
I would not predict that I would come.
But it ain't my friend.
You shut the fuck up.
But stop, that's uncool.
Uncool stuff.
My first time I've had a gun this game, I think.
It's the first game of CS 2.
At least it's the first game.
That was an example! That was an example!
That's an example!
Here it is, O and I!
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's what he's looking for the past year.
Four nights of a man, wake up.
His realm of playing is crazy, though.
I'm gonna have to bring that thing here.
Me too.
I got to meet you wish I'd never met
close he fuck you bitch nice see behind me
talking they're in a big down watch this
I clear man I never know what to do it
All dead all dead here
Yeah, I think of my ESP is to work again
Very nice
Last round last round last round last round
Wait wait yeah wait you like can I have a
Oh you got me
Oh shit
You're an idiot you're an idiot
Oh dude you're an idiot
Oh please please please please
Oh you should grab on some more please
Yeah some more some more
Please please please
Oh please please please please
Oh please please please
Oh he's so he's lost his league
Let's go
This guy
Follow me boy
I didn't know you were like an offer like that
Oh, yeah, I'm yeah, I was actually simple as a door
Okay, mm-hmm
Oh, he's out monster what the fuck I mean, I think they're
Oh
Don't don't come yet. It's got you disappeared even the night
Oh my god
All right.
Yep.
Can you go?
Can you go?
Can you go?
Can you go?
Oh, Leonardo.
Did you hit the door again?
They love pushing.
They go.
They go.
Both of them are here for 8-7, fuck!
Don't worry, guys.
We are the real T-Sided players.
T-T, we get more than that.
Nice job, dickhead.
Thank you, son.
Thank you, son.
Thank you, turn.
Honestly, I like T-Sided, most of all, more than T-T.
Yeah, guys, we're a T-Sided team.
And you've got Chinese guys on your team.
I like that, actually.
Let's do it.
We're destined for a W.
What's the play, boys?
Long
Keep happy boys
They come up behind us we give up
Oh
I
Nice try nice try and
You that's real guy hit some shots. Yeah, that's not easy with you
Oh
That bomb is makes a cash dollar
And the guy was crazy style
Good fun, good fun, can I have it? Yo, it's Nate uh the found
It's gonna be keep it with Nate's ass
generational
Lock it in boys. Lock it in
We don't buy
I'm dead
I feel like here's gonna peak bathrooms. Yeah, you guys can fall back and come be
Wow, if I hit that we take the damn for them one monster
this guy's got a wall behind him bro
he's actually in the shade
he's in the shade over me
an actor
someone's B
of
the
site of the
the
I'm getting more cases. I'm depressed. I can't do anything in this game. One moment, one moment.
My head is twice as big as game. I'm full board KG.
100
100 only
Jesus
I do they are
They didn't pull a knife right in our face
Like the disrespect
Yeah the disrespect is that's why we get some cases
Disrespect is better
I'm not gonna lie
I think we go
Monster we will win but I'm not sure
Depends on how the
If anyone can get an entry
Also we have the worst spawn ever but
I'm going
I'm hoping they'll be able to
Maybe somebody can get my trade
I should
Follow you in brother
Yeah follow me
I'm trying to find a sure and free
I'm not done by my patients
Oh
I definitely
See it fell back
Okay, I got him
Oh shit, we can't find no more I haven't
Oh play slow way for peanut
Fuck there's a gun there peanut. Oh my god. I told you I'm buying cases
I mean it was good comes and we just didn't play off it
You lock it. We lock it right here right now. I'm gonna hit a key mahogam knife mahogam
Okay, then we pull the way drop a case
Yeah, we do.
You go, you go.
That would be very nice of you.
All right, all right.
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing.
Keep you party.
We came for a log.
Oh, one's connected.
Oh, what?
Nice. Still one con, still one con.
I see somebody.
Shit.
What about dudes? Oh my goodness.
Fuck that guy. God be off guard.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I was on it, I was on it now.
Dead.
Last two should be players.
I
Nice
Yep, so much disney come back right here is the comeback right here. Yeah
Experience
Okay, he's in the back.
Thanks, Mark.
Don't smoke.
I'm lucky.
He's in fucking connector.
Grab my AK.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wow.
Go away, go away.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ah, dude, shabby boys.
Yeah, that's too shabby boys
Always in fucking bathrooms he's pushed
Pink I just pulled
Hey bomb is offside
What the fuck is the bomb?
Oh, there it is.
Wait, this guy just didn't hold it?
That's weird.
Not a bad play.
What, did that hold mom?
Yeah.
I
Can win ten and ten win seven we've won worse
I would kind of poor
I mean, maybe it's my feed that kind of please be over them
He's popping off right now
We're all about to pop off
You got to have mom I repeat you don't have
It's very fast right through the smoke
It's like
Oh my god, I'll be mad too.
Kid I3, man.
I'm the guide.
I'm sure he's wrong.
Jesus Christ.
He's in the party.
Wait, what?
He was in smoke then.
He was sitting in smoke.
He had to...
Yeah.
He was sitting in the car.
He's still around.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, stop.
He's dead!
He's still mad!
What is that?
He's still mad!
I
Were bringing it back right here right now
I
Treat me
Okay, we're fucking games it over
When fun
You got a flash this note
I don't
I'll be playing in it though.
I'm on the 5th floor.
Wanna just swing out together?
Three, two, one, sending it.
Get your enemy.
I saw him.
Or the other side.
Everyone's pushing long behind you guys.
Long behind you guys.
Got bugged, got bugged.
Yeah, I know.
Long behind you guys, tagged once.
It's your time.
Dubster could be.
I'm done, sir.
We're back.
We're back.
We're doing pretty good.
I fucked that truck up.
He's here, Mr. Retro.
He's here, Mr. Miss.
He fucked your talking truck.
He's not.
You guys support the stream with the buggy.
He's like that.
Fuck the talking truck.
Can I get a job?
I haven't just shut.
Thank you.
Oh, well, we got five boys. This is our game. This is our game right here. Lock it in lock it in
We're the masters of the comeback the masters of the comeback
I'm coming with you
Wait, wait, watch out watch out go to you watch out
Now run them along
Fuck
Did he can beat me long
Party off right there gentlemen. I can't believe I didn't get there off B
Wait, hold on wait wait stay alive stay alive so I'm through be I'm gonna get a pick in there spawn. I
Think you went con by the way
have them on they have on yeah we should just play in a party oh shit well i got
a nice good time yeah we got time i'm clearly i'm going through bathrooms bro gonna try to
clear this out i don't know let them get it up again
I
Once coming com right now
Guys push up long last guy I
Was a little bit early I'm gonna be a bond. I know no unknown. What's that? I have a though
What the fuck wait? He was a no
He killed me and peanut long, I'll take side with you
I'm playing heaven. He might be low. Pino let him up.
Play for heaven. Play like up there. Do a little bit of riding.
Petro hold on. Oh my god, he's heaven.
I'm gonna throw a couple flashes up I'm on it off
I thought I was reading our 9 year anniversary so thank you for streaming during the break weekend
He's a yellow-green guy
I can't believe you're playing shit!
That guy, that guy can
You can't do this again!
You can't do...
Wrong?
I mean, Jesus
Like, literally I was a mid-party and he was already pushing up on me
This is a scene in that Journalist Jesus Christ himself
He can walk on water, he can make you walk on water
I think we should just follow the issue wherever he goes
Exactly, yeah, we follow the issue
You're gonna see salvation.
I trouble the guy long enough to push hard.
I throw in the flashback.
What do you know?
Not that guy.
I have one bathroom.
Good.
Turtle.
In the bowl.
I'm long.
We don't push that.
All right
As we loop back to connect your be
He's open
To be a repeat of your being. Yeah, like that's gonna come to be
Hey, speak you up. I hit
No, I heard a door open. He's in fucking connector
Bombs on a character. Yeah
Oh
That bathrooms oh
My goodness
You guys it's not me. I'll see you on a and then 180 off you squeaky
What a read I'm off this shit. Yeah, I'm I gotta be one thing before every before anyone goes before anyone
I love you. Hold up one more day. We just really just say that to you. I have to
I have all right, I was gonna say you can't handle us
I thought you were going to say something different than that.
Oh, do you shit my internet?
No, hold on.
Oh, is it internet?
Oh, no, wait.
My internet.
Oh.
Die immediately.
Die immediately.
In the game of voice.
Azu, are you not rocking one more with me? Are you not rocking one more?
The gall of some people. The gall of some people.
Left us hanging gentlemen. Left us out to dry. Our entire team. Every single one of our compadres. All of our Migos.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, I was going to ask them. Oh, well.
I was gonna ask him to play any thanks. I was gonna ask him to play any thanks.
It'll happen. It'll happen.
I'm not quite certain.
what to do anymore I'm not quite certain what to do not quite certain I think we
start off with getting a gold for beginners for starters
Perhaps one more perhaps we'll figure out what we're doing in a second I gotta get a
gold first but I have to get a gold.
We'll figure it out in a second I must get a gold.
Oh, hey, not too savvy, boy, not too savvy!
Let me keep giving these bad boys, you get like 40 more of them, that's a knife trade
up!
Not too savvy, if you ask me, boy, not too savvy.
Perhaps one more.
Perhaps one more.
Why ?
Perhaps
Perhaps why why ?
Perhaps another
Oh my god, we just keep working and just keep working.
I'm telling you, we get like 40 more of those, we got ourselves a 9.
Hell yeah.
Perhaps one more, boys.
Perhaps.
One more.
I have two now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Good.
I have two!
I have another!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
another
All right, okay, all right, all right, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, not the worst could
Could be worse could be worse
Perhaps another.
All right, all right, okay, we're on the rise, boys.
We are on the rise.
That gold is anywhere, anywhere in these next couple of cases.
I'm telling you what, I am telling you.
I guarantee it, I can feel it in my motor.
Go let's ride.
Oh!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, all right.
I'm telling you boys, it is edging us.
It is edging us right now.
The goal isn't one of the last two cases, I guarantee it.
Don't worry boys, I saved the best or last.
This case right here contains the gold in which we seek.
The gold in which we seek.
This is the one.
This is the one.
Jiggle the lock, spin on it, to caress the quesercy, then edge it a little, now you edge
it a little more.
We got stabbed, gentlemen. We got robbed. We got robbed. We were robbed. We were robbed.
We were scammed, we were robbed, we should have crested, in case you see, a little more.
A little more.
A little more.
All right.
You see, Habibi was playing?
He said Habibi was playing?
Park, Parkov, hmmm, oil rats is playing, what is Habibi doing, what is Habibi doing?
Now that my entire team has abandoned me, well, let me see what Mr. Habibi is doing.
Mr. Habibi, oh Habibi is playing on winners, let's see what we can do with him.
you have an extra slot. Oh,
the tax man's coming. Yo, Pina.
Let's see if we can fit in the
slot. Yeah, we're in the
waste line in the general.
General VC waste line. Well,
general VC waste line. I know
we had a general VC. Do we have
general VC way then? Oh, we do.
guys. Oh, it's not the juice
hanging around. Actually, you
know, before before we play, I
gotta show you something.
Real quick. No, no, it's not.
It's honestly even better.
Better than that. Better than
your cock. 100% better. I just
just watch my my live on
Discord real quick. Okay, Panda
gave me something. Right? Do
Okay. Okay. You're gonna give me this and he said give this to peanut and I thought that's a good. That's a good idea. That is a good idea. That is a good idea.
I agree with Mr. Panda. He is a very intelligent man.
I think he might have missed it. I think he missed it.
I think he missed it.
Wait, did you use recycle that?
What have you done?
What have you done, you motherfucker?
It was a little mistake.
It was just a little game.
Oh, and I saw another one in there.
No worries.
Just give me that one.
We should be good.
No, you didn't see that.
There was no other one.
We should be good.
We should be good.
Other ones are lie.
How do I get you in here?
Let me go ahead and hop on over my leg.
And I let me let me let me get let me get over there.
Let me go there.
Give me two seconds.
All right, I'm pretty sure you can join me.
Pretty sure.
I also got one of those where the P is pushing against the poo,
but the poo can also be pissed against the P.
So you don't know what's what it is.
So I'll have to take care of that.
No, no, no, I totally understand.
I totally understand that.
Yeah.
He's a tried times for Goopa
Does this mean we're not sleeping till five in the morning
Get out I got a ribbon tides key card by the way like a pink one
A little Kanto for the first time per baby per chance per baby I
Heard you absolutely
the floor and caught the other
by yes I did well by yes I did
Mr. B. B. It was a splint
for his time of physicalness
and dissemination.
What?
Are you casting a spell on me?
You know, it's a serendipitous.
I'm we've been running Stella Montes, you know, my uncle always used to say to me, he said,
he's got three years to Stella Montes and forget.
That's good. That's a good saying. That's good.
We'll hit that. We'll hit that.
Here we go. I'll give you my street titles.
All right, we're here we go. Yeah, how do I how do I get you in here? Oh, are we I think we're friends out here?
They need to be Chinese guy
That's the one. Yeah
Well, I sent it in there. Okay. I'm
Thank you Jennifer. Thank you
How about I make you a lead so you can let's ride and all that, you know, cuz I don't have to let's ride
You got your good thinking. Let me get a quick kick together. I
Don't think you can actually you I don't know if you can actually you might be able to if you go down to the bottom
Right, then you click the body thing and then you're the top left. I think you might think my name would give transfer
Please
I'm the LeBron James of Arch radius
I'm also might just be making all that up also I have 15 space dollars
No fucking way there's no way
What's your 1.5 million the other day?
I was a long time ago.
Oh many many moons ago.
This would be many moons ago.
Meanwhile I was here waiting to make money to play.
Well let me sell a couple goodies and we'll get right on in there.
I
Am I mean 750 K and
I'm willing to lose it all baby. That was the whole point of getting these good money
I'm playing on it. I would I wouldn't just be willing I'm playing on it now
We're gonna die
Every guy having this key in or bring it in next
I'm going to go ahead and put it in your bumble hole.
Do you know what I'm going to do?
Do you want to let you another couple Stella Montes finish up this kit?
We've been zeroed here on Stella.
We're sitting pretty.
You want to do a zero to here on Stella, you say?
Well, we have been doing it.
And we're up to, I mean, I've got a Kanto 3 and a little Il Toro.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Are you picked the spot? I don't care. I got my I got my group buddy. I'm going to go.
I'm going to hit it.
Dude, I'm going to go. I'm hitting it.
But I'm going to go pee.
Wait.
I'm going to go pee.
Hurry up Mr. Enough.
I am going to pee. I am going to pee.
No, I said hurry up to pee.
Wait.
Are you peeing or are you nothing?
No, not right now.
BEDGET!
I'LL RIDE!
I
Know about this what?
What? No, nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
You guys ready for a great raid?
I'm ready for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is perceived then.
I think we have to change the mission, Jennifer.
It is no longer about making money anymore.
It's about survival.
Survival is finished.
Because they are coming for us now.
It is not our choice, Jennifer.
We will no longer find that...
Oh, there's a guy in here.
There's one, there's one.
I see him, I see him.
He's sexy, he's sexy.
Come on, you watch.
There's another one.
I got him, I got him.
Keep my city back, keep my city back.
Chop him back, chop him back.
Are you helping up?
I think there might be another team coming in as well
from medical.
Oh, something I got checked.
There's nothing right here.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my goodness!
Uh, would you happen to have a defibrillator for a group of like me?
We'll get out of here, Jennifer. We'll get out of here. Hold on.
What did you say?
What do you see? What do you see?
oh watch out for screemurder
oh my fuck is shot on him
ahhhhhhh
Jennifer get in front of me that way screemurder kills you
think about it think about it think about it
Oh my fucking god
Hey, I do a bunch
I can use one of those bad boys
Thank you God, thank you God, hey, no runs here, no runs here.
Oh, oh, that could be bad for your health Jennifer, that could be bad.
Are you winning son?
Who's that guy, is that one of our friends?
I don't think so.
What you doing over there?
Don't kill your master, she's a...
Oh, she's fucking easy mode!
As you can see, that one coming.
Hey, how do you do it, bud?
If you revive me, I will go kill those hooligans for you!
Well?
Hey, bud.
How do you get away from that?
Are we- are we winning or are we losing?
You're a piece of shit, Jack! Come here!
Oh, that's not good.
Awesome.
You have some armor, sure we-
Hey, how you doing, boss? Yeah, hey, uh, uh...
Got one of those, uh, nifty D-Fids for you, bud?
Me.
Oh, yeah, take your time. Take your time. Take your time, boss. Take your time.
Hmm. I think I'll go this way.
I think I'll mosey on over yonder.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys.
I wish I had a hatch key I could hatch out right now this whole experience would be over
we'd be out of hell.
Do you have an idea of a hatch key?
No, no I don't.
I'm very sexy though and I would love a defibrillator if you have an extra one good man.
Oh that's exactly what I'm looking for.
No
They're gonna have to pay for it a little bit. All right, I'm after what? Oh
Are you throwing it back on me good sir?
Don't sleep that low peanut. Oh, thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Thank you
All right, I'm gonna head on over this way now
Head on up. Thank you gentlemen. Thank you boys. God speed on all of your ventures
Good luck to you. Good luck to you.
Yep. Yep.
I can't believe it.
That'll happen.
I mean, I can't.
That'll happen.
Oh, that'll happen every fucking time it'll happen.
No, that was a one-off. That was a one-off.
Oh, yeah.
That's a one-off right there.
Don't worry.
First time that ever worked.
First time that ever worked.
That's right, that's right.
And I need my goop, alright buddy? I had $15 five minutes ago.
I lose this, I'm fucking homeless.
Dude, who put Space Satan in this map? Oh my god!
I'll be so fucking for real right now.
Who isn't involved with the maintenance waste? Let me talk to him, let me speak to him.
Get out of here.
God.
I mean, even if you die here, there's probably gonna be another person who's got a couple
of people there.
You're fine.
You're getting there.
Mr. BB, for every one man that would like to revive me, there is 10 men!
They would like to put it in me.
Yes, yes.
Mm-hmm.
You must choose your battle.
You must choose your battle.
You must choose your battle.
You have escaped 10 times with me instead of not...
Hey.
It is doing my part.
It is doing my part.
The moment now will be out and right back into the next one
Thank God that happened I needed this stuff. I don't even think I could recreate another kid. It'd be free kids me
But I wish I could do the impression of peanut just to see if I can get away with it
Do I don't I don't think that'll work is that there's a ton of guys that copy my name and my voice lines and do the same thing
Now everybody kind of jacks the double side. You just have like a very distinct voice
You hear the diabetes
Impression to maintain that's right. That's right. That's right
Excellent raid boys
What?
What button?
What button?
What button?
Sorry!
Sorry, Schwab!
What button?
Schwab!
Excelling rain, gentlemen. Excelling rain!
Alright.
Did everybody have a great time?
you. Hell yeah. Yeah. Let's do
it again. So, you understand
the difference, Jen? Yes.
Yeah. So, basically, what we're
going to do is we're going to
die over and over again forever.
You understand? Yeah. I got 4.6
mil. I'm good. Ah, good. Good.
And that's what everybody else
said to. That's what's with you.
Oh, no. She's flexing. She's
She's money money on space dollar space dollar flexion
Here we go a couple of seaweed charges. I'm gonna be ready to do
See map, or you guys want to try and find that room?
Yeah, yeah, but when we find that room you gotta stand outside the room for 30 seconds
Of course, of course
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, I will keep watch.
I love you, watch.
I'll make sure nobody comes in, steals your goop.
All right, Riven Tide Secure Storage Keycard.
You know where it is or no?
No, not at all.
Let's think about Riven Tide Secure Storage Keycard.
probably gonna be on Riven Tide, the map.
That's now, I would agree.
That's clue why I would agree with that.
I would agree with that edge.
Where it would probably be some type of storage place.
But it's like, is armored up.
You see the map Riven Tide, stalking, stacking yard maybe?
maybe that's where it is or or
maybe transfer depot I don't know I
think once we get in we get to see a
better map right I think that's it I'm
getting word that you need you need two
keys yeah that's what I'm being told to
perfect it's better to take two keys two
of the same key are you guys saying to
the same key
yeah is it to the same key
the green classified in this one we
classified I don't have I don't think I
have that but we buy it per baby per baby
who sells keys anyway I know I know I
maybe they the lady I just went through
all them none of them can't buy oh what
I'll put it back maybe we'll find one if you will find one. We'll look around for one
Yeah, we're gonna try it
Poor authority bill on this. Yep. Yeah, it's so much so much so much is
Actually, we have room 40 keys at the key. Oh, what's it called room 40 here?
Room 40 key room 40 is not in your mouth
I was fucking excited to maybe use my key!
Just fucking watch it!
Oh, you can't.
Now, ready up, pussy?
Let's go find another key.
Listen, at least I got him with the mango joke.
And he even knows me, so I call him back.
Oh, my goodness.
Actually, Candace got me again two days ago.
Candace, take that, your butt!
No, no, no, no!
I can't!
Noo!
Gotcha!
Eeeeeeeeh...
That doesn't even count!
You son of a...
It counts, it counts, it counts, it counts...
It counts, it counts, it counts...
I got plenty, you know.
I just don't want to hurt any feelings.
Let's...
Ride!
I
Forgot a lot of my face what color that's what I thought we were ribbon ties with the hobbit
No, we were getting a green card. Oh
Yeah, okay, okay, but we're trying we're trying oh, Mr.
cool but we'll find some way good man good um man and mr. soggy what we want to get some way good
man good um man it's 7 a.m. during the new night yeah i was really excited but um oh there's team
team team oh i'm coming i'm coming one down i'm getting popped close my bullets up when i've got it to you
Oh, no.
They're on fire. They're on fire. They're on fire. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
He's watching. He's watching.
Where is he?
He's getting away.
Ah, I get him.
Aw, he's dead.
Okay, all right, so we need a green card to get in there what you do what you mean card card again
What's the name y'all
What you do with a card again this is this word group is a flash of what it's called flash a fine green card
They got to be coming here.
Pulse proximity mine.
Oh, if they don't come here, let's just go to the med day.
We're going to eat.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Tricky little bugger.
Oh, that click over there's a tent. Could be some amigos.
Lowering at the bridge!
You see a cross from here? Are you going? I see a usable there.
You there much? I don't see it. Yeah, how's it going?
Could take a little peek. Per baby, per chance.
I didn't sell it in front of them. I recycled the bobcat in front of him, but he wasn't looking
I'm going in
Where'd he go?
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch your left
There's a Triggerade right on the left of us. Be careful, be careful
Oh, you got me fucking in my ass
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna push
Oh my god
Hide the corner hide the corner. Oh, I'll make both the teeth fight it up
She's got a family!
Oh my goodness.
I blew my cover to see you out of family.
Don't worry, I'll avenge you.
I'll avenge you guys.
You will get away with your crimes.
Take this, hooligans!
Oh
They're not ready yet. They seem busy. You seem like they may be a little busy
The fact that they're chasing you
Hey, how you doing boss?
How you doing boss? I'm just hanging out over here. I had me no harm or nothing
I was just looking for scramps and a little bit of group. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, just passing on by
Ashes down by
Was looking for no trouble boss. Oh, hold on. That's it. Hold on. That's I got something
You didn't even talk. Oh my god. Wow. I that's a first
These sweaty nuts is his name
The world is
You so I can even want to talk to Peter
That's not insane. He was locked in. He was locked in.
He was very locked in.
All right, fuck it please.
Good bam. Good bam.
Guys, we should be going Stella Montes.
All right, fuck Stella Montes. We can go elsewhere.
We get another kit ready.
One moment. One moment.
I don't feel a six.
It's
For a night like this now. I'm already looking at it and thinking shit
Well, don't worry. I'm not playing too long tonight
Only a couple more games for the old buggy later for me. It's a little
Little it's a little long waiters for you tonight. I'm up. It's a baby
Good. I'm telling you I that night after the new I didn't go to sleep. I lost my take-a-loo cat and
And I was looking for what?
Take a loo. You never take a loo cap
Look at me
Got him
Not cool, baby. Not cool. Not funny in the slightest
I'm funny in the slightest. Yeah, I would never do that to you. I would never do so. Thank you. I
Know nobody would do anything different. Can you believe the girl of the baby here? Are you so dead serious?
Are you don't are you so that's here? I'm trying to lock in here, baby
It was exactly what was needed that that was now we're all on the same page
Now we're all on the same page. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
I'm using that one in a long time. Yeah, I'm tired. Did we if we did what we did
I'm completely out of augments and seals I have nothing to my name all right
We're where do you want to do a couple of money? Well, actually, how are you even able to do a couple of money?
No, what I do it's impossible. It's impossible
What you want to do is just a ribbon dyes
And we just hope and pray everyone dies to robots and then we collect this stuff heavily
Do you want an anvil? No, no, no, I've got enough for one more raid. I think okay. Okay. All right
Let's set the ribbon time
night time at Riven time right yeah yeah night time yeah night time night time night night night night night night night night night
hmm
hmm
all right well do it
I'm starving I'm ready to go
I cannot wait to get a burger after this oh my goodness
I'm gonna get that four for four
how burger are you thinking
I'm not going to say to Jennifer because she's a lady fuck.
You say Wendy's to me, but you say Wendy's.
You're a good man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just know I won.
Just know I won.
Just know I won.
I want that to be done.
I'll let you have it.
I'll let you have it with an asterisk.
What about that?
I'll let you have it with an asterisk.
I'll let you have it with an asterisk.
What about, how about that?
What's an asterisk?
You sure you wanna ask that question?
What's an asterisk?
No, what is that?
What do you demand?
Not much, what's an asterisk for you, bud?
I still don't know what you're saying.
That one doesn't work.
Fuck yourself.
No, it wasn't gonna work to begin with.
I thought I could catch you thinking
it was gonna work, but it wasn't.
It's simple.
How would you lock it heavy me?
I'm fucking locked in.
Listen, I mean, 50,000 in three days.
Two days.
Two days?
I'm locked the fuck in.
Not two full days.
I do not two full summit stream hour days.
I'm talking two days.
That fucker doesn't get out of video games.
You're hours.
That guy is built different.
Wasn't built different.
The quality of the camera though.
You thought it was gonna be a lot better.
When's the next APNT thing?
I thought Thursday I thought Thursday you I'm telling you I do I wish honestly kind of I kind of wish the whole thing was in
Cock-a-doodle not cuz I like it so much because but because I did not know I played cock-a-doodle in like years I
Did not know what I got back there. I mean I'd be pooping like I did I was I was I was
My bowels were moving
Mm-hmm
I hadn't missed a day
You wait see
It's still called duty. No the next one's League of Legends. Oh
Oh god help you. I mean, I'm so sorry. Don't worry. I have
Double it. I'm I team. Mm-hmm. I heard I've seen Genji practice a lot. I have seen
What are you saying that Peanut doesn't need to prime this League of Legends because he's
just a natural born?
That's right.
That's right.
Yes, exactly.
I'm getting word that I was killing it because there wasn't any skill-based matchmaking lobbies
I was in.
What the fuck did that mean?
I...
What is...
Scum was on the other team!
Call of Duty is not only his religion!
What's their name?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I don't fucking curse you fuck him. You fuck him. I'll encourage him
Fuck your father. You tell him tell him
You tell him I would fuck your father never do not this one. No, this one shit back. Oh
It was a depressed clicker or did someone do that one? Oh, we're late
We're late late late for the port game. I
Know fucking your father is haram, but that is the best way to curse a man
I
Such the Southwest
I can
What I want to be what I just got by now you said please
I don't see you either
They did right God right here
Oh my goodness!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
You're in?
I can't see him.
Oh!
I'm tossing an eight up there.
Lock in!
I'm hiding.
Wanna tell me what I'm talking about?
I'm- I'm peeping, I'm peeping, I'm peeping!
I'm peeping, I'm peeping!
Oh my god, give me scruces!
I'm gonna come a different way.
Give me- give me- give me-
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
You are my yourself mister or not. That's what I'm worth best.
What are you pinging where they are?
You are a best.
Pits boy.
They're very healing.
On the up top?
On the up top. I doubt what's down here.
You guys might be stupid the down guy could just pee me and the other guy blew me
Oh, I just got right that from the money. I think this building over here. I don't know maybe
What's right right there?
Can I pick my grenade back up?
Get up Jennifer get up
Oh my god! Run!
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself, fuck yourself!
Wait for a bunch, wait for a bunch!
There's one shot! Oh I got him, I got him, I got him!
Oh fuck!
You gotta finish him off before they go away!
Oh shit
Don't finish this guy off brother class
Die die
Don't we're going
For the other guy careful you got that thing coming at you
Thank you good sir. You're good man. You're GV nicely.
I'm just doing one more, Jim.
I think so.
Can I hurt him here?
Alright, while it's evaporating, BB, I'm gonna get some of this glue right here.
For fuck's sakes.
Thanks God, Bobcatner!
No way!
Can I just look take a look at
She's up there still
Not you shabby boy, not you shabby
I'm coming from the other side flanking
We got to find the other two dead guys you guys are gonna still want more alive guy
who made a dog that we killed all three I just heard her what they're down
you're gonna drop your top you did you kill her up top if we kill one up yonder
And then we kill what right here, and then I look at the other guy
I know what this wouldn't fall out to
Mr.. Silly looking looking
Mr.. Silly
Oh
Yeah, wait, was that was the guy you just shot down or was he up?
Okay, yeah, I think
Damn
Who be goopy
I
Should we find all three of them? Yes, no, he likes it. I'm not single in but I'm all right. I'm all right with that
I'm pretty fat I
Should we kill one more team then we could add all I'm about I'm about it
How do we
See yeah, I passed what we demand. Yeah, that's one
Hmm
He went by them underneath
Yes, I kill what we can
Where oh, yeah, you would like that would you find I thought it was an enemy
Oh, he's just scooping
Not to Sammy not to Sammy at all
main
Would you like to have a shibini? Would you like to have?
Alright, let's proceed.
I have...
You like it, yeah.
Come to terms, Mr. Knott.
That when I play with you,
it is not to win.
I'm gonna curve you.
Okay.
It is not... Oh.
It is also not to get goop.
It is to provide you a way to get goop.
Oh, thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
That is very kind of you. You're good man. You're good man. You treat me nicely.
I'll tell you what. What? It's only because it's easy for me to play offline or when I'm
by myself. I can easily do. Is there really much to it? I don't get bothered the same way.
You know? Yeah, I go hot and bothered while I'm playing. Yeah, he's going back.
What did he say?
What did he say?
I'll let you out, I'll let you out, man.
What did he say?
I'll be making fun of my country, you loser.
Come down here.
I will spank you.
Like the little kids on the floor.
Keep distracted, baby.
You see him in the little saga?
Oh my God!
No!
the new socket over there and just obliterated me absolutely invasorated me
we need that gun we need that gun ASAP drop all your stuff make sense like
at least your life makes you like oh my god fuck my ass three thousand times my
shield is broken
I
I
Don't you get it? Fuck you
What what name what name the name that I just saw what they watching
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna run.
Guys, we should all have to be with that. We need that gun.
Zero? Listen, Zero.
Zero.
You do not give us the gun that you had.
I'm going to burn you.
You will never finish.
I'm flicking I'm flicking
Get a little bit boys we get a little bit
We need that gun we need that gun
Good vent
Oh
He's behind
The extract was a bait switch?
That was a bait that was a bait big time
What's that? What's that? What's that? You guys should go through to the next side.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low.
Judge!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
Oh shit!
He's 70, 70, 70!
It's so hot it's so hot in here. I see what I still see on top
10 minutes to get down guys. I'll do it with the extract. Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
Are you in the extract?
I see my sim. Fuck you! Eat my shit! Eat my poop! Eat my shit! Eat my poop! Eat my shit!
Get over here. Get over here. All you-
I have no more heals whatsoever.
I'm a little- if he fucking sneezes on me.
He's on the left. He's on the right. He's got an over-grade.
I'm on it that was fucked up
We go we go I see right here right here
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I revive
I got him! I got him!
Get your ass back, you fucking motherfucker!
We're gonna be rich, we're gonna be rich!
There's nobody else on the fucking map, right?
Where's the second edge?
What's it called?
It's a gold shotgun. It's a gold shotgun. There's also a third guy somewhere. I don't know what he went
He was caught off. There's his money right here. He goes there beforehand
A gold shotgun?
We don't need it. It's a shotgun you said? I don't I don't see I don't see one of those. I've never seen a
Dola bra, I think is it called the Lava?
I
Remember when you were in the extract hide like a big fat pussy, and then I
Don't
I will train you you gotta bring it you gotta bring your shotgun shells
Yeah, I'll take it. That's a great. That's a damn good deal. That's a damn good deal. I'm taking that deal. I'm taking that deal. That's a damn good deal.
I want a bobcat for next round. Oh, hey. Hey, fuckers. I want a bob. I want to. I want a bobcat for next round.
Oh
Rockin yeah, do you remember when you owed me a rock do we not leave from one rust?
Just made that up. You just said I owed you a rocket for no reason. I
Can just not do you open two Rockins?
What I look like let me get my group. I can't believe that guy said a lot of work for it to me
Yeah, there appears to be an item missing up here.
You wouldn't happen to know anything about that.
Would you be?
No, absolutely not.
Is it maybe a tempest for or no, it's a really good to renegade to it would be.
Mm hmm.
a renegade three are you sure we're gonna get all the way to renegade two
you wouldn't have happened to see that would you be beat i did not see you renegade at all
actually i'll give you the gold shotgun back for the renegade let's see it let's see jen you
want to hit the button hold up let's let's get let's get over here let's go right there right
Nice shot. Let's get the fuck out of your Jennifer
That was a good rain
That was a good rain. I knew he was going for it, too
And then I panicked because I looked down I couldn't pick it up. I was trippin out. I
Knew he's gonna get it. He's gonna get it
Let me see here. Oh, it was it was a ring a tree. Oh, shit upgrade
I grabbed one I upgraded it for you and I put it down the floor. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you
Yeah, yeah, you're fucking welcome. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. There
Have you put my goop away wide moment? Oh
My god, you also did my volcano. I don't know what you're talking about
I might bring the DeLombra that thing is a beast I'm yeah, but guys if I bring this in we actually have to lock in
I feel like we fucking locked in pretty good this round
I don't know who this we is all right pal I
Was I was John Wick play with Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder. I won't be three those pussies and
I nobody talks about the guy who breaks the shields, you know
It's just a guy who ends up shooting the guy and then knocking them out
but you know that the fuck the guy fucked a guy breaking the shield down put
the pressure feel some pressure your rectum if you don't lock in here lock it
in heavy me lock in I'm locked the fuck in you put my Google way actually gonna
here we go aggressive mk3
he's a baby boy for a heavy shield does anybody use a heavy shield nobody's
heavy to him it's garbage poop it gives you one more tiny bar and then it makes
she's not worth
Yeah, you guys
I'm the guy cracking the dudes and he doesn't got finishing them off. Fuck. Yeah, it's a dynamic duo
Yeah, I'm gonna find a bunch of money in my guns away my guns away. Thank you Jennifer. You do it. You do the Lord's work
It wasn't enough that I gave you a gold
Why'd you loot him?
I was too busy killing the other guy.
Remember saying I broke him, broke him and then you were like I finished him, finished
him.
I'm pretty sure I'm jerking off in the corner, I'm jerking off in the corner while he does
all the work.
The cop's got a little messy out there.
My apologies, my apologies, is that, is that a hell of a hell of a, is that, is that,
You see my pants?
Just get in like it.
Joe, what's going on?
Hi, Tom.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Why are you so much?
I'm just saying it.
Just saying the way.
You're doing a good job, honestly.
You're doing much better than Moe.
Thank you. A little better than Moe's.
It's over.
What?
It's over, you guys.
keep it secret. My stack is secret. Oh, no, he's got two paper
clips and a piece of bogglin. So tell me, I don't tell a single
soul. I remember having $850 space dollars and and your
chat telling me use your use your credits. You can use your
blue credits. I the coming out. I watch you every now. We love
Sarah and Matthew love you too Sarah and Matthew you rock harder than a froggy rave and a butt playground
Just a guy and spread that peanut love more and more and more and you know what I've told myself
I'm gonna prepare this time. I'm gonna be prepared
And I was prepared
I'm still over 750 so I don't know why I'm even complaining. Oh
Let him have it
Why is nobody why is nobody nice to peanut?
Why shouldn't we let him have it?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying I said I'm crazy.
Thank you, boss. Thank you.
Uchi's always pissed off at him.
Cloak's always pissed off at him.
Everybody's always so fucking pissed off at him.
Because he loses all of their money.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
The other bosses never gave Peter the shock before.
Thank you, Paulie.
I don't want to touch you.
Don't you usually ready up before you press ride?
Let's ride.
There's two let's rides.
There's a let's ride that's calmer when we're readying it up.
And then, alright, and then there's a let's ride.
I'm sorry.
Ride again!
That's right again!
I think you would love it, Chen.
Yeah, jam session is
Yeah, jam session
Peanut picks a song. It's usually like a white girl wasted song. Yeah, I've been actually drinking red wine all night. I
Should have drank but I was probably
What are your plans for tomorrow peanut
well if I can get the gang together it was gonna be a bongus
back up plan
fuck it's kinda hard to... it's my buddy Mr. Officer
back up on my off-waters the office is great
I got payday payby don't you worry Mr.
payday payby
I've been going up all the way up top.
Okay, what's your eyes?
Oh, I don't know.
Yep.
It's like, they already know Peanut's here.
They already know Peanut's here, they can see his name.
I'm crossing that.
They installed hacks and mods to be able to see.
Take that, Knaker!
God damn.
Oh my god, where the fuck are they shooting me from?
The hell you just didn't get it it's way it's right click. I there's definitely a cheater
Like these guys are
sniping from
These are fucking far away. Goodbye. Oh, dude. I
I got the cool. I'm around as a kid. I would do this. We have to stay inside
then because these guys are sniping from as far as the map can be. Let's take a
a peep up yonder, shall we?
We shall.
Her baby bird's hands.
Yeah.
She is.
Oh, my God.
OK, wait, you.
Yeah, you might be right.
You.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, you.
OK, there's a guy all the way at the top of that crane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That side.
Yeah, that guy might be cheating.
I don't know.
Is that guy cheap?
I don't know how he got there.
And then the moment he got the moment we started he's shooting at us already. I was he were late
So he could have been there for a while now. I guess I guess you're right. Yeah, maybe he's not cheating
He could he technically could have an Osprey
But there's still we sort of pretty incredible shots
The fuck was that from very very far? He just I
I
Say if you want some of this nut
You haven't come in here and did you just
Guys I my eyes might deceive me, but I
My eyes could have deceived me, but I could have swore he just bounced the bullet off that and almost hit me in the head through this corner
I did that
I could be wrong
is that what happened or no oh oh shit Jen
what's that movie where they were
fucking curving bullets mmm the matrix no
wanted wanted yeah so you do a quick
reset I think so you got a radio key
Oh
To a quick skedad or shall we where is it Jen? Do you know where it is?
We gotta make sure we're not do those really all building
Oh, hold up. Let's catch up. Let's try to have the easiest.
Dweebs. Nobody calls people Dweebs anymore.
That is true. That is true.
It's actually a...
I think you didn't saw it.
Yeah, like you fucking Dweeb.
Oh, proceed, proceed, proceed, proceed.
Okay.
That fast? That's a renegade from over there.
We're not getting hit, bud.
No.
Should we go kill him or should we leave?
I want to kill him now.
I don't want to kill him now.
Okay, let's go for it.
Let's go kill him.
I wonder if I have a no smoke need.
Let's give him one four.
John
There's a speech boss
Fuck
There's more than
There's more than one
You're probably a team
No, I mean more than one area again shot out from the left
That would be that's good. I mean it's spread out really stuff
Getting close. Are you a shit? Yeah, I see they got that wall up there
I had a spider
We got keep pushing
shit yeah like where'd you get shot from there right up got it right up
down there oh I'm not gonna make this oh my god I'm not making this oh my god
no yeah I'm not making this oh my god oh my god I'm not making this I'm not
making this oh fuck my ass fuck my ass I made it
we're putting pressure on him no I'm getting oh shit there's a guy on top
right here right here I'm down oh it's got here as well oh yeah oh we got fly
hang cool oh do I can't cross back over that I'll die I'll revenge you guys don't
Don't you worry, don't you worry boys.
I bet.
Luckin.
I'm ready.
I'm just gonna kill the one fucker up here.
I'm a happy boy.
If I can kill this one guy, I'm good to go, I can rest in peace.
Oh my goodness.
My god, I don't have enough here
He's gonna see this and come try to get me 100% I
Watch it get out. Oh my god. Yeah, they're everywhere man. You're right. They're fucking everywhere
I
Did I even up here boy
I don't know.
They got it coming to me.
I know they want this technology.
Oh, you definitely want you.
They want you so much.
I see you.
I see you.
Oh
This is my last shoot we touch her
You people so good.
This guy's got me flanking. He has to be. Oh, no, he's not. He's just he's just standing there.
I
It's not hitting the range just is there like a max range. I don't know. Oh
My god, fucking guy
Yeah, what a dweeb. Oh, we're gonna die
Shot
I don't know if I hit him that time.
I haven't seen this guy in a while.
He's got a little angle on me.
He's lurking in the shadows.
He needs to die, that guy.
This guy needs to die 100%
I sure don't know where his Amigo is.
He's doing his stuff to stand out there.
On the hill, he's probably trying to rotate around.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, there he is.
Hey, oh my God, are you so dead serious?
You see where that fucker is
Yeah, a little piece of shit
Kinda lose her shit
What the hell is going on here?
A kind of bitchless behavior is theirs
A dweebler
Come on, it's my buddy
He's trying to make it work
I'ma bring Dweeb back
No you're not
I'm not gonna lie to you
this bad boy kill myself no fuck these guys they're playing like absolute
put she's right now like what the hell is this
we see if I get to that oh
half back 72 second we get the burnt peanut love so so intro her baby
for me this cadet locked down yonder here we go oh they already see me not
good for me not good for my health oh my god he's right there he's my oh my god
just a smantler dude I can kill him I can kill him I can kill him I can kill him
the guy never shot on you so thank you
oh who's that from who's that from I see you I see him
I shot
if I push up there I'm seeing it's not you yeah oh my goodness
oh my goodness it's the way they're chasing me oh say now
If you can get back to our bodies that Jen's got a bunch of shit to heal
I'm scrapping it
Actually fuck these guys actually fuck these guys actually fuck these guys actually fuck these guys
I actually fucked these guys.
Don't scrap it.
Oh my goodness, don't kill me and get my golden weapon!
No!
No, you're gonna kill me and take all my goodies!
No!
No, now you're gonna get all my...
No!
My golden weapons!
Shut up.
No!
Don't you be at me now pussy put me out of my misery and go go back to play it
like a bitch fuck yourself
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ what the hell was that what the hell was that that
was the most intense viewing experience of this game I've ever had you saw how
I'll tell you who plays like that like that I'll tell you who plays like that
fucking Dweebs Dweebs play like that I immediately people are
well that's your feed on I'm gonna get a burger I'm gonna get a burger
We didn't let that the technology fall into the wrong hands. We did the right thing today. You did the right thing today
I
That's right. That's right. I would play one more, but I'm fucking starting. I am fucking starting good player TV
Be dinner for you. Yeah
Cheers, dude. We'll catch you around. She's boys. She's boys
GGs
All right boys. I'm kicked up. I'm kicked up
I'm kicked up. I'm kicked up
I cannot believe there's guys are playing like that.
What the hell was that?
I mean, walls, snipers, three vantage points, jeez, little ways.
You can practically hear their pussy lips flapping in the wind.
It was a light whistle.
You have to go back in the VOD and really listen.
You can hear it.
You can hear it in the distance.
all three sides all three sides I'm I do not support scrapping guns I never have
except this one scenario this is the one time I support it one time and also if
you're getting hanged on no not army there you end 230 in the morning your
character Jake Paul. I don't even I don't know. We don't even have a camera or a tree.
I don't what do you what I don't even know how you get that. What are you talking about?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen closely, listen closely. Listen. Oh, that's the other one. Sorry. My bad. My
bad. I got to mix them again. It's that's the other one. That's the other one might be
might be might be might be not a big sum again boys for tomorrow
There's Saturday honestly boys. I'm hoping we can get
The throwback if not, that's fine. We can obviously just play we can we can replant it
But you know how hard it is to get mr. Officer, you know, I've been trying to get mr. Officer to come play with us for months
For months
I
You know that guy was at my house
When we first talked about setting up the rush server
That thing was open for six weeks. He played for one hour. I
Love him. I know he's doing a lot of personal stuff. So I don't blame him
I don't blame him
I'm just letting you guys know to be prepared just in case the fungus doesn't happen tomorrow
But don't you worry Papa peanut will have a backup plan will have a backup plan
Don't need to worry boys. Don't need to worry. Don't need to worry. We'll have a back of a lot back of it
Um, um, Westpaw server Saturday game with a job, but he would love that game.
I mean, we'll find a game.
We'll find a game.
We'll find a game.
We'll find a game.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I peaky pie.
The last one for the win need to love social intro.
I'm at work.
There is no love.
So Sandro.
Wait.
I think you said, I think you were saying make a love social intro.
I don't have a love social intro, boys.
You said, I think I do.
Do I?
do we have a love social intro? No. Oh no, we all got one of those. I could make one,
I could make one. Perhaps, perhaps we might make one. Gucci flip-flops, that's a good,
that's a good song, that's a good song. Please fuck us, I know we're gonna, now I'm gonna
go take a shit, eat a burger, and pass out. As per the natural order of things boys, as
per the natural order of the universe. It's close to you furry, yes, good question, good
question, any other good questions before we go? Any other good questions before we
How many burgers two burgers one sweet and spicy one double-decker with mayonnaise
Any other good question any other good question before we go sir Saturday. Yes
Is mr. Merrick's a cheater. Yes, he's a cheater. He is admitted it to me in a DM. He said I love cheating
I love cheating. I'm not lying. This will be permissible in a court of law. I tell you I said listen mr.
Are you certain about this? He said wow. Yes, I am. Yes, I am
Good question any other good questions doesn't squirt. Yes, it squirts
It's where it's any other good questions before we go to bed
Is peanut the free no, but I do support mr. Cook's eat all of his endeavors
I'll even put on a dog suit if it helps him get horny
Is in G actually your mom? Yes, that is correct. Gigi is my mother. That's correct. That's correct
Burger with ranch no no burgers with ranch tonight hot take so much people yes hot take so much people another great question
Is your ass fat? Yes? Let me tell you boys, Rick before, Rick before on the Rick the scale, when I clap him.
One more question before we go to bed.
Who's Mr. Officer?
Mr. Officer, he is the man you look to when you're feeling down.
When you got a flat on your face, he makes you chuckle.
When you got a half chum, he helps you finish.
He wants you to get going and have a good time.
He's a good man.
He's a good man.
A very good man.
Is that Logan Paul?
No, it's not Logan Paul!
He just went over this!
Oh, we just went over this.
Hmm.
Oh.
W-W-2, alright, goodnight everybody.
Goodnight, gang.
Is the peanut server coming back up?
Fine, I'll answer that question, dude.
No, the peanut server for the rush
is not coming back up, we shut it down,
but it's not the end of it.
I just agree with Mr. Hunt.
I think Rustle, when it's played by non-Rust players,
has to be taken in short, intense doses.
I don't think we can keep going on with that.
Rust streamers, they know the deal.
They know how it is.
They can play it 24-7.
You saw what happened, boys.
We let it go on too long.
A lot of those guys were non-rust streamers.
And you guys know what happened.
You guys know what happened.
That's how it goes.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna shut it down
and then every couple months I'm gonna boot it back up.
We'll play for a week or two and we'll shut it back down.
That's gonna be like a tradition thing.
Just like I want to do the Halo's theme.
I want to make it like a tradition.
You know what I'm talking about?
A little tradition, a little tradition.
Also, I don't know if we're doing the nuke again
because everybody,
cog it us.
We got nukes.
Why?
We'll have to figure something out.
Also, that reminds me, on the 13th, I think,
I don't think it's confirmed, but on the 13th,
I'm actually joining a real rush competition
with Coco and Winnie.
It's like a real one.
try hard sweat your dick off people it's actually it was actually a nuclear
event again but that's beside the point that's not part of the no more nukes
thing that is also a nuclear event just not my nuclear event mm-hmm yeah yeah
you sweat your dick off and I think there's like a money prize I'm not
I'm not certain what day Peter I'm 13 I think 13 I think it's 13
The 13th is my birthday, let's fucking go up
What's it called um, I don't know what is it called we see here. I don't think we there's a half a name it's where you I
Don't think it does but it's where you
It's weird there's a bunch of countries I think from all around the world
like people from different countries and then
You nuclear bomb each other
So I'm gonna try real hard not to get banned that day. I'm gonna I'm gonna try real hard
Not to get banned that day
I'm gonna I'm gonna give it my all I'm gonna give it everything I've got I can't guarantee anything
I can't guarantee anything
Is your girlfriend made up no, no she's not all right good night everybody
Oh, mr. Call me the more doing like it's one good man. Good. Oh, man
Thank you, mom. What good messy do that?
Good night
Good night everybody
Good night gang. Have a good one
good night everybody good night gang good night good night everybody good night now have a good
night good died good night everybody have a have a good night now he died rest up now
Rest easy now boys.
Good!
I'm died!
Good night!
Good night everybody! Have a good night! Good night gang!
Have a good night now!
Good night everybody! Good night!
Good!
I'm died!
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Oh, fuck that bitch Robert.
one
I'm gonna go to the web pool, bitch, don't do that!