you
Well, that was a nice little challenge for me.
Let's go!
I just tried to get 007 first slide, working for an hour!
And 15 minutes, I tried everything.
I'm telling you, I tried the most bitchless strategies.
I was in the config files, I was in the bios.
I was in this, that, this over there, that over there.
It doesn't work! It doesn't work.
The game doesn't work.
The game is fucking broken or something.
you
Why would he said to do um no I tried that to you already did that
I did that cheap I tried everything run a jab and I tried that reinstall it I tried that I tried everything I guys I
I got everything I tried everything got excited I updated it firewall I did it
mmm so was verifying bios did that too in your bios with there's well uh mm oh my goodness
oh my goodness so pitisage i haven't tried that i have i haven't tried well actually you know what i
didn't try exactly what you said maddie oh i actually added the executable and then changed
that as the graphics i actually didn't try doing the whole retail folder as the graphics change
But I would assume that's the same thing.
I would assume that's, I mean I can try it real quick if you guys want, or if you guys
want just play Apex.
It'll take me like two minutes to try it.
You guys want to try it?
Okay, alright, okay, alright, give me two minutes, give me two minutes, alright, hold
up.
Let me, let me take a beep, let me take a beep, let me take a beep.
I tried almost exactly that.
I tried almost exactly that, but very minutely different.
Let me try.
Alright, browsebook of files, I got the thing,
we're gonna go to graphics, bottom boob, there we are,
we're in the graphics settings, perfect, perfect.
I'm gonna add a desktop app.
You see, I don't think you can do what you're telling me to do,
because if I add, yeah, I think you can actually add the thing.
You're talking about, yeah, yeah, wait.
Oh wait, no, no, no, I did try exactly what you said to do.
Oh no, no, no, I did do that.
No, I did do that, I did do that.
No, I didn't do that. No, never mind. I did exactly like you said to do.
I did exactly like you said to do.
Oh my goodness, let me take...
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, let me take...
Oh!
Oh, it is the worst.
It is the worst!
And this is what happens the worst.
Look at this.
Look at me.
Look at me for a second.
007, boom!
I pressed play.
Nothing happens.
I'm just sitting here, waiting.
I already did that. I already did what you guys are placing in the chat. I already did that. That's what he just texted me
Look nothing happens. Nothing happens. It's just since he does nothing
He started I already did that. He installed I already did that
Come on the keyboard. I already did that
I getting some bitches
What the hell?
I don't know how that would help but you get some bitches. How would you get some bitches? How much you get some bitches?
Part of the wind guys. I've already tried that
All right, okay done a place of apex guys, I'm so sad. Oh
I'm so sad. I was looking forward to this game. Oh my goodness. I was oh
I've always wanted to play double or seven first slide
since I found out about it at 4 p.m. today oh my god oh my goodness what a
dream dream crusher what a dream crusher what a dream crusher oh my
goodness what a dream crusher what a dream crusher guys oh what let me tell
you oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness steam overlay we actually
have one of the things guys no we can't spend all night trying to fix it
But we could try one more thing. I mean just one more thing isn't that crazy?
Maybe just one maybe all up. What if we just do one more thing? Let's just try let's just try the steam over
Let's just try one more thing and and then we can take it just one more just one way one more one more one more
One more thing and then and then all right well, let's okay. Let me all up
Let me try to save like this team over late. I just realized I had to try that
I just have the discord overlay, but I did not
Disable the steam overlay. Where is that? I'm in the settings guys. Where is it? Is it in? I see interface
I don't where is it? Oh
No, let me just google it
How to disable steam overlay and see let's see open steam steam settings
Like the game tab. Oh the game tab. Oh the oh there is no game tab. Oh there is a game tab
All right, there we go disabled the steam overlay. All right. There it is. I here we go drum roll, please
Drum roll, please here it is here. We got drum roll, please drum roll, please
Oh, it resorts team. Oh, yes, of course. Oh, yes, of course. My apologies. Of course, of course.
I mean, even the most amateur of computers would know such a trivial, trivial component of disabling the steam
overlay. That was a test. That was a test. You passed the test. I'm checking my task manager as well
for anything 007 related. I see nothing 007 related. So we're good there. Starting back up,
team don't worry here we go I want to keep it I already tried that this is the
last thing I'm trying and then we're playing apex with hideouts fuck everybody
fuck you fuck me fuck the game fuck everybody just made it except they're
probably nice people here we go with straight we're trying this is the last
try if this doesn't work we're fucked forever we're fucked for the rest of
time until eternity until the heat gap of the universe were done we're
fucked with dead we're done for and it's not working and it's not working
And it's not working. It's not it doesn't look like it's working guys. Let me tell you something
I am so flaccid. I don't care
I could rob a 7-eleven right now and take every rhino pill and kiss the cash register guy
I would still not have a boner. I would mine is like a dead elephant's trunk
It genuinely is a is a is a freshly washed sock. I cannot believe how I
I- why can't we play the game?
Why can't we play the game?
I want to play the game!
That's what I want to do!
Alright, whatever.
Okay, alright.
Alright, I give up.
Alright.
Uh, hold up.
What did Stompf would just say?
It was probably something fucking stupid anyways.
Uh, yes it was stupid.
Alright.
Okay.
Uh, mmm...
Oh, oh.
Mmm...
Uh...
Oh...
By the way, that's just the sales guy for StarFords,
so don't blame him for not doing dick shit!
Don't blame him for not doing dick shit.
All right, I give up.
No, I have enough dismay, guys.
I'm actually like scanning the chat
so you can see if any genius is in chat.
No, why is it, oh no, I'm not seeing,
I know I'm not seeing anything crazy.
I'm not seeing anything crazy.
It releases tomorrow. All right. Well, we'll then we'll have to paint tomorrow. Honestly, you need a better PC. What are you talking about?
This is the best PC in the world. Wait, what is we? How much? Hey, how much? What did you say? How much? What's going on?
I said you type in chat. What'd you say?
Genuinely take a pinch for it and shove it way up your rectum until it comes out of your mouth.
I want to see poop on your lips. That's what I want to see. I want to see diarrhea on your lips
I promise you I've had this issue. I think it's up in your bios
You have another issue here in seconds. All right big sock that's that's the issue you're gonna have
All right, that basically makes legends. I see you big sentence is very fun. What do you think?
How does he like a big sentence? I love it this legends. Yeah, sure you do buddy
He's required to say that by the way. Nope. He's required to say that he works for them
He's required he's required he even if he didn't like the game. He couldn't tell you he couldn't tell you to step my eye
Thousand hours in this game. I love it. 50,000
8,000
This guy some bitches on the double Jesus Christ, let me tell you this guy if he saw a woman
He would genuinely have a panic attack
would be well yeah as anybody ever reads 50k in any game I haven't seen anybody and I meet
the most kids like that but I'm sure it takes blows no it does not apex is a cool game also
I'm a reindeer by the way my new name is sex half ever starting ups and you're not very
online because I do not see that oh wait there it is okay there month come on in come on
come on in read the chat oh word oh I'm guessing just fucking play dough and
and asparagus or whatever his name is I can read 400 books at one time what's
his name again well who's the second guy I'm thinking of
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Good job to your to your to your team for that because that is a great little
interesting. Yeah. Is that so much that's that's so much that's you. You would have
been great. You know what? Okay, listen, I'm just going to read this giant paragraph
Because I think I know what it says, but it would be really weird. It would be really kind of fucked to me if I didn't know what it said
Yeah, I already did that guys the paragraph you're typing I already did twice. That's just the top scene one. We already did that for sure
Okay, all right, let's make
Pretty much
Yep by the deluxe wait, is there deluxe first I paid 70 bucks. Is that not the deluxe version?
I bet you- wait is that on?
Wait hold up, wait hold up
Is that actually why I can't play this?
I- I- I cheaped out?
Hehehehe
There's no way
Wait a second, hold on
There's no fucking way
Let me go back to the store and let me see
Wait, am I not able to play the game because I cheaped out?
Wait a second, hold on
First slide, 70 bucks
Oh that's the only one version you bitches
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Wow.
Alright.
Okay.
70 is based out.
Honestly, you know what?
I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I feel like games have been $60 since 2005.
I feel like with inflation they should be like a lot now, shouldn't they?
Yeah, I feel like $70 is kind of a blessing.
you
I don't know how it looked.
Ah, like that.
Ah, fool-figure now, fool-wiggins.
Don't worry, Zazz.
I have no right now.
I will hope you enjoyed me, but I am getting smashed tonight out of my depression, but
but not to give it a play double or seven.
All right?
Cheese, boys, cheese!
Hit the whiskey next to you?
I like it shaken.
Not stirred.
Man.
Another line!
Another line I had saved, by the way!
Another line I had saved!
Axe will bullshit!
Have you been a singer after a singer all night?
follow me what you do
play 007 night buddy have you been listening to anything that has came out
of my mouth in the last 30 minutes
made 10 PM CT for early access what is that maybe I could play it 10
Is that guy smoking crack? Is that guy smoking on the pipe?
What are you guys talking about?
Shroud's playing right now. There's no fucking chocolate.
Yeah, I don't understand how those guys can play it. We can.
It's bull-hungy. It's bull-hungy.
We're being, we're being nerfed.
We're being, we're, we're, we're being touched against. They hate peanuts.
That's what's really going on here. That's what's going on.
There's no way it's on a time lock.
Because if he's playing, he should go for it.
Well, I will say I bought it today.
People that bought it like yesterday or like a while ago because I bought it today at like 4 p.m
But you're not I don't think so. No, I mean
It's pre-orders only you have to pre-order
Oh
Oh my gosh, actually we I'm not even joking. I mean that's why I couldn't play
Wait
Yeah, hold on
Then when does it actually really guys when does it actually release can we play at midnight?
Tomorrow tomorrow when
You actually I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure the reason I couldn't play this is I technically bought it today
day. There's no way. It didn't save pre order when I bought it. It actually didn't save pre
order. It just said the game. I didn't look at the steam store. There's no pre order.
That's what I'm saying. It's like I need you to buy it early. What the fuck? 90 m
CST. Oh, well, we're fine. All right, guys, we'll just play tomorrow. We'll play some
double or seven tomorrow that's what you play will play some double or seven
tomorrow
that's the game plan that's the game plan
this oh let me tell you mr. hi that's oh my goodness oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you
Oh, you feel me. Oh, you feel me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this guy right here. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
We are trying to get this fast.
I
Imagine the order game imagine the order game
Okay, low chance, but I got thank you mr. Yoni. Thank you. We're gonna finish in front of our teammate
getting me the double of seven pre-order version right now as we speak
but he says it's a low chance so we might be able to play I don't know what
we've missed y'all to me hold on wait a second what was I responding to wait
fuck yourself hi-hounds we're saying wait hold up wait a minute wait what you
What did you say?
Wait, what did you say?
Hideouts?
I would have never guessed the pre-order thing was where he was blocking you.
Now that wasn't what I was just trying to do.
Oh yeah, the perl in the carry thing.
That was just a warm-up!
Hideouts, tell them.
How long does it take for you to get warmed up in Maypex Legends?
Go ahead, give me a prop, Antsman.
Three matches?
Huh!
And what?
How many matches was that?
One bro.
And how many points do I need to pass?
That's it for the silly pass.
Oh.
Locked another trial.
I have a test subject.
being cheap and not being able to play it today trying to save a bucket to us in
this economy yeah got it I put it down put it down
Invite double it's already dead, but he says he doesn't play a facts
But he said if I go play another game you play but he doesn't play a pecs if you guys
Okay, wait, I see no you guys gonna harass him never mind
I see what guys don't even do it because he wanted me to play right with us
He'll have to make a whole new account you have to play like two days before you can even play break
Even if you wanted to he couldn't play less someone gave him an old cap
I'm coming
Oh, look, oh, God!
You're back, one.
You wanna hear?
Suits.
These babies, no.
Well, hold on, I do eight, three to five
minutes of stage, one second.
One, two, one.
Is Flatline still usable?
Yeah, yeah, Flatline's good, Flatline's good.
Wire.
That was good.
Right in the spot of death.
Over here.
Ooh, that's gonna keep.
It's not like Mr. Hynes out here.
He makes the game so he knows
all the medicine stuff.
We're in the saddle.
Which one Jack?
Ooh, good work, whoever did that!
One round, uh, out.
Oh my God!
Kill him, Kingie!
Do you want me to hit him?
Stand back, I'll hit him!
I
Last guy hold the team is the last guy
He didn't escape you suck that fast
I think he's here, she's a binge-opin'!
I'll see him.
Oh!
How did we binge-op?!
Damn it!
Aw...
There's a bunch of people who like to nut in my trap.
True warriors.
True soldiers.
I was wondering where that was coming from.
I was very frightened. I had no idea what I was going for
They're resetting right now
I'm doing a she-bomb dude, I'm flicking out of-
That one?
I'M COMING BUNCH!
We're rising?
The last one right there?
Don't worry, I've got no damage!
Don't worry, I'm missing every shot, don't worry!
Don't worry, I got no one, don't worry.
Don't worry, I'm dead.
Don't worry.
Ah, perfect.
I don't even think you're trying.
This was too easy.
Perfect.
You hit bread?
I what?
You hit bread?
Yes, I hit bread.
And that's yes.
Yes, I did.
These are mere warmup games.
These are mere warm-up games. No attribution to my true skill, whiz so ever. Not even a whiz of. Not even an ounce of my true skill. I'm at 10% power. I'm booting up.
I'm about to hit 20% power. You know how much I want to hit 20% power, besides that?
You do not play Double M7.
I...
Alright.
You think you're funny, don't ya?
You think you're a funny man?
You think you're a funny guy?
Too soon.
Way too soon.
Hmm...
Stop using PK.
Never!
Double then.
No Double M can play.
I
Honestly now that the my price and texted my agency guys in the first second the game didn't work
Now that I think about I wasted an hour and a half
But I'm doing that at all now that I think about that would have been the best idea
Practice yes, we practice yesterday. We were popping up to you. I see my obscures
I would have four pieces five pieces. I reach into the next round get a six piece
It was it was far too easy. I have up the challenge. I've popped them up. What have you played as axle?
Yeah, I just cool. Oh, yeah, I should be playing axel
That guy's cool
Okay, sir. I think you might enjoy playing the axle. I know I'm telling you she is topping lesbians in the game
I
Feel free are you allowed to I don't think you're allowed to make jokes like that. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Is there a team right? Yeah, yeah, right here
In the middle thing in the middle thing
What's low what's low?
What actually is low on the first of my life, but now that I've received myself, I'm going to admit that.
What now? What now?
Ah, going in!
Doing more game!
Wow, that was ecstatic.
I'm compound-bowling it.
That is how, that is how confident I am in my business.
That's massive.
I see two blocks, third box.
What are you going to buy?
You want an upstairs master's?
Beside us?
What?
low taper
That meme is my
All right, follow me gang
We're bringing that meme back. We're bringing it back. It was never dead. It can't die. It is eternal.
I'm approaching it'll be territory as we speak.
Double seven guys! We can't play double seven! I tried! It's broken!
I'm out to put a fucking thing on my screen.
Everybody know that.
Oh, I'm coming at it, I said you were here!
Oh my god!
The moment now!
Oh boy.
The moment now!
Alright, okay I give up.
I
Don't you gap with the head over
I never run for a fight!
The Bungalina never runs for a fight!
Except for this one exception!
This is the one exception and it's only for a strategic game!
I'm- I'm persisting.
I'm right here.
All on me.
I'll be right here.
I'm right up on you.
Oh
He climbed up up here
Who the hell is that guy? Oh, that's a little combo guy
Okay, all right, I should have ran from the beginning you were right
You were right you were right then say you were right. I should have read the beginning
You got me you got me got me red penis you got me red penis. I should have ran from the very beginning. Oh my god
He's so fast and sexy
I
All right, how many was that two or three games? That was three
Warmed up now we are locked in
Now we are locked in now we are locked in now we are locked in here we go
It's now it's time to now it's time to party that's how we're facing guys. I can't play
You guys fuck with me. Are you guys fuck with me or all of you? Wait hold up guys
That's gonna be fuck with me. We coming. We
Know do you have it?
You have the
Yeah, I think Johnny actually has the double or seven thing
no way you said coming one sec no way that'd be huge that'd be crazy wait i'd still have to install it
just have to wait unless it's just a code thing and it uses the same install oh my god you don't
need to text me you text me twice oh my god no way no way hold on wait a second wait a week
all new right so by the way this is not guaranteed i don't know he just gave me a code i'm gonna
I'm gonna put it in steam real quick. I'm gonna put it in steam all the way right here.
I'm gonna put it in steam.
Oh my god, Yodi, if this works...
Incredible.
Let me try. Actually, the product on steam...
Confirmed.
Product already on. Yeah.
Now, okay, so it wasn't that we didn't have...
um...
permission. The game just simply doesn't work.
Unfortunate. Now, it- guys, it didn't work.
I just put it in and said product already on.
The game just doesn't work, guys.
guys I'm telling you the game on my PC doesn't work buy it on epic you buy on
epic wait why did we tell me that that's fucking crazy babe you buy on epic what
does that work we refunded you try another steam account we should I try
to the steam account it'll be really I see how it'll account we know I can't
just got to the way anything says it's wait um you guys I don't think it's the
I don't think it's the code. Thank you, Yoni. I appreciate you my boy guys. I don't think it's the code. I think it's
genuinely the game is a part of my PC
What a shame what a shame what a shame oh
What a shame oh
Oh
Shadow's a unit run, you know what I'll install it all install it on epic as we're playing a thanks
That's what we'll do every round. I'll make a little bit more progress drop the code sees
Besides of it good
I do have a code
Thank you, Yoni by the way, thanks for trying boss. I appreciate that
What a shame that it didn't work. What a shame. Oh, what a shame right a hack into the system
Oh my god, why did I think about that? Oh my god. Well now we've got a real path to make it work. Oh
There's a guy right here for me
That one that one
down here, down here, down here
oh there's one, there's one
one down
I think I have it
there you go
as much as you can come around, come around
We find and use a piano code
All right, I would try new things between every round fuck all of you
It's just a troubleshooting screen it's a double shooting steam it's a double shooting steam
The game we're gonna fix my computer
I don't even know how to refund a game. How do you do that?
Hi, so you don't refund a steam game?
I think it will work on another steam account. I can log into that account with the guy and let me borrow
To go to predator. Oh, please. And I can just put it on his account reading about that
Yeah
If you have the game already, it's just like, I don't know what would be different.
Because if it's saying that you have the code already, I think.
Well, hold on.
Well, think about this for a second.
What if there was a deluxe version, right?
And I have the regular version.
It would say that I already had it.
Think about that for a second.
Now, think about this for a second.
All right?
Hold on now.
Think about this for a second. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a second. Hold on. Think about this for a second. How else are you ready?
Think about this for a second. Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on. Wait a second. Hold on.
Hold on. Wait a second. All right. Wait. Hold on. Think about this for a second.
I'm just gonna try and random stuff.
Are you actually gonna do the epic thing?
I might try the epic thing. I'm gonna try the second account thing first because that's way easier.
because I already have it on my computer it'll take me like two minutes to do all
that I'll just do it between games let me cook let me cook I see you some other
options you probably already did too yeah I did everything let me tell you
oh my goodness I was cooking I was cooking oh my god but like no games
without the boopa I was all up in my bios and everything
Yeah, I need better guys. I approve guys. I need wait
You should have uninstall it first way to why would I understand?
You almost broke him, you almost broke him.
Yeah!
Broken, broken.
Good thing I...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh my god, oh my god, I'm super drunk, oh my god, I can't lose it, I can't lose it!
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I lost it all.
I lost it all.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
The first thing you do is uninstall me, so I did that, you motherfucker!
That's not the first thing you do.
The first thing you do is a computer, each time.
No, it's either easy.
I just back up and go to the other one for the issue.
Oh my goodness.
Because I have a new plan. I have a new plan.
Everybody set up quickly. I have a new plan.
I don't see this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Ooh, he got you right there, he's right there, shoot him.
Back to the house, I'll hit you one shot.
I'm going in!
How do you like this?
Pussy.
Brooklyn, Brooklyn.
Okay, all right, that was actually working really good. I just wanted me to know that.
Guys! Guys! I think I'm being finished off. And not the sexy fuck-
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Thank you, chef. Thank you
All right, okay, all right, we're back in action
We're back in action
I did mostly that was me that won that fight, but I think that we can talk enough good team effort just so nobody feels good
It was a good team effort. It was a very good to be a friend very good to be a friend
Pat in through them off so bad
You know what the fuck to do you know actually mid-air I suck under the mouth
It was
Cool, I
Was cooking I was having a lot of fun. I have we are I've got everything I need and I'm ready to go
Are you ready?
I'm fucking ready
I
Shade back
What's up?
Oh you bitch.
Go on, go on.
Take that, baby.
Oh, jeez.
They're not getting back up from that.
They might as well deep behind us.
Oh, another deep behind the other deep.
Got to be safe.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
one down, another one down
there it is
I got it
we just wanna go after him
there he is
I'm coming for our job
coming
I
Do with you
But now we're done
We're doing it
I'm here.
You guys need?
God damn!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Exit, optics here.
We're ready.
It's on the way.
Yeah!
I see where I see where I'm from.
I need to have you on the chair. Hold on.
Look out, look out.
I love you much.
All of you Mr. Hydra, I really wish you salvation.
A lot of people are dead.
I love you.
I'm not.
I'm dead.
I'm holding dead, holding dead like you said.
It's much
No way, dude
That is the most unfortunate grief
Is it he cropped it is you crap, so yeah, I can check it's much. Oh, don't you worry boss? I've got you
We got locked out up here trying to wheeze my way to the craft
Okay.
Because you got your mana from the...
Oh yes, you did! There we go!
Wait, I've got a movie!
Come back, come back!
Yeah!
I
Would you worry about I got you they call one in two perfect these fun
Push me push me
Let's do it. We need I
Of course.
Go, go, go.
Push on the zone.
Grab what you need and let's go.
I'm gonna grab that G7, okay?
Okay
HIT
What are you, uh, what are you dropping for it?
Uh...
I'll kill one
Okay
OH MY
OH MY GOD I'M INJADE
All those guys have fucked up, all those guys have fucked up
I
Did I did I did I'm so we need
Got him down him down him
This is both
I got a squad! I got a squad!
Let's end this.
Recharging my shields.
We got Joe. We got Joe.
We got push-ups. We got push-ups.
Knocked.
It's a nice charge!
I'm retreating!
I'm going in!
Watch out, watch out!
Got him.
This is a bad one!
He's won!
Alright!
There it is.
I know let me try that quick technique to see if number seven will open.
Let me take a peek.
Let me take a little peek.
You can be one quick moment of silence.
I'll be back in a lick of this friend.
I'm gonna switch Steve accounts and put the code in all the other card.
Hopefully this gentleman is not using his account.
Hopefully this guy.
28 squad kills.
Really?
Oh my God.
I didn't even kill him. I killed him half the lobby.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Incredible.
You had 4000 damage.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Like, actually, that's like, I got the badge? Or was it close?
3940.
Perfect.
Alright, okay.
Alright, let me, oh wait, I'm on the second account right now.
I'm going to Games, activating a project on Steam, Confirmed.
Alright, I've activated it.
I now have 007.
Oh, I hear in the thing.
I'm gonna press play.
Let's see if it works.
This is you what they say 35th time is the job 35th time is the job. Oh my god, I've never seen this before
I've never oh my god, this actually could work out nothing. I just wish to count
This actually could work. I'm not even joking. Oh
my god
What a shame. What a shame. Oh my God. Scammed again. Scammed again. I could try and verify
now that he's given me this on another account. But I tried verifying earlier and it did nothing.
It did nothing. But I'll try one more verify. I'll try one more verify. Sure. A quick verify
I never hurt anyone.
I'll try one more.
Fair five.
One more.
Fair five.
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe this version is different.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about?
You see how?
You're gonna verify the entire defiance.
That takes like two minutes.
We've done that.
It's already at 32%.
No, I just don't think that that's it.
I don't think so.
saying is that I got a code for a new game so like what if there's like no I
know no no but it was a code for a pure game so what if there's like one extra
file in a pure game but the game didn't recognize that the game wasn't fully
downloaded because I already had downloaded the first one so if I
verify the integrity the files on the counter has the pure game what if it
finds that one file and says boom but a thing I promise you I'm trying
Everything in the book don't need to spare many things. I promise you I'm trying everything you've done. I promise you. I promise you
I've tried that as well. I've tried that as well
Yeah, it says all 73 farms successfully validated
No, no wait wait I haven't tried that hold up somebody just said something crazy
What?
Someone just said something crazy. Oh my god. I think I lost it. Oh my god. Oh my god
Wait settings personalization taskbar taskbar behaviors when using multiple displays all taskbars. Wait, hold up. What is that settings?
Personalization taskbar
Taskbar behaviors
When using multiple displays
so much weight with using all multiple space all task force
I was already on that. Ooh, what a shame. What a shame. No 007 for us. No 007 for us.
Oh, no, no, no 007 for us. No 007 for us. No 007. Oh, no 007 for us. Oh my goodness.
That was the first thing in chat. I've seen that I haven't tried yet. Oh my goodness. Oh
Let me tell you let me let me tell you something. Let me take all my goodness. Oh
Oh my god, put a sausage put it put an egg roll in my bottle. Let me tell you. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness. Oh
My goodness
Now let me see I am kind of cooking over here
I
Got it cooking over here on this head hold on wait a second. Oh, I forgot the faster to my epic games a cap
That's how I see it
Oh, no, it's just because I caps on John and they didn't tell me hold on wait a second
All right, I'm gonna try buying it on epic games real quick
Luckily because I'm using epic games I can come back over to
So, um, Apex should play while this does it in the background.
Hmm, where's my phone? Where's my phone at?
Oh. Hmm. Did you beat Subnautica by the way?
Oh yeah, I beat Subnautica too, but it's not finished yet.
So I'll leave you like whatever the first course says, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. I started running until I was curious if you fully went through what's there already.
Yeah, I would do. Yeah, we went to the aliens and the whatnot.
Aliens I'm not there yet. Thank you. No problem. No problem
All right, let me purchase this $70 game for a third time. Oh
Wait, that's what I see does a pre-purchase. This is actually doesn't be bridges. All right, okay. I'm
I'm now buying
double oh seven free third time well I guess second time with three times I've
had the code second time second time I'm now buying double oh seven for the
second time oh my god how problem my nipples I didn't sell more copies what
if it is good track what this is the strategy I
swear to god that I'm defunding all these if it doesn't work
um is ea the same thing is epic no i'm looking for an authenticator code but i don't know where
where it is.
Oh, no, I'm looking for a peep out of the gate of code.
I'm stupid.
Sorry, my bad.
My bad.
Sorry.
That's why an insult in your culture is a sign-outs because you work for EA, every.
Wait, no you don't.
Wait.
No you don't.
Sorry.
Wait.
That's not even...
Hi, Nads. You still here?
Hi, Nads.
Ah, my Discord crashed. So what a sweet treat. What a sweet treat.
Oh, how great.
Wow! Wow!
Oh, wait, hey, can you hear me now?
Yeah, oh my discord crash for a second. Oh, let me tell you today has been just the greatest day
Oh, such a great day for me. That's a great day. What a great day for me. What a great day
All right, hold up it's processing my payment processing my payment
Alienware I've I haven't seen anyone by anywhere in like
five years. I heard Alienware is still really good, but hold on. I'm done! The thing you
said to do! What? Well, you trying to have sex with me or something? You trying to say?
Your discord is cutting out so hard. Yeah, my discord is crashing. Oh, I can't handle
Loadsize feet. Wait, hold up. Wait, how much swords do I have on this PC? 73 gigabytes? All right, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's pretty good. That's not too bad. That's not too bad. Oh, yeah, I have the game now downloading on
Epic games, okay?
right so so so so wait why is well not I am pause the fortnight update okay
apparently I can't pause the fort hold on wait a second I genuinely can't
pause the fortnight update I have to let it rip okay no I think I tried moving
the thing up in the queue I have to I have to update fortnight as per the
as per the requirements okay all right I'm going back to apex I'm going back to
apex as we speak do my whole computers is not not doing good I can't even click
live okay thank you thank you thank you computer thank you so much I
appreciate that thank you for letting me let me use this computer I appreciate
that okay I'm going back to apex all right it's cute don't worry don't
Don't worry. We are in good hands. We are in good peanut knobs. I am a genius. I'm the
best computer technician this side of the Mississippi. I can tell you what a bit is. I can tell
you what a killer bit is. I can tell you what a mega bit is. I can tell you what a
gigabit is. I can tell, I can navigate you from the home screen all the way to internet
explore in one bounce move. We say, well, I can't pause before that update. That's
out of my wheelhouse that's out of my wheelhouse that's out of I'm a I'm a
peanut of many trades but that is not one of my trades are you still here me
is my is my display is the for now 50 gigabytes
but don't worry I'm 70 gigabytes of my computer so 15 plus the 53 of the of
the 007 that's only 68 so I'll have five gigabytes
It's cutting, I like.
I think my computer might not be doing good.
Your discord must be blowing up, right?
It's like it literally made me three words come through.
I think my computer might not be doing good.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh my God.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know what?
I'm not gonna lie. You know what I
Think it's because I have five gigabytes left on my computer. That's what's what's going on here
I think that might be what's going on here.
All right, okay, I'm good to go.
Can you hear me better now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.
Okay, I'm not even joking.
I think it's because I'm fogging my stuff like this.
You're back!
We are so back!
We are so- We are time for the game!
Time to play the game!
I genuinely think it's because I'm finding my stuff on my computer.
I'm not even talking to you.
I freed up some space and instantly you told me that it was working better.
Instantaneously.
Oh wait, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, good thing you're good to begin.
Alright, let me go.
Five games just made all the difference.
Amazing.
Is it all working?
Now we're gonna, you know, I'm downloading 007 now on the Epic Games Launcher, so we're
gonna try that now.
Whoa.
You want to, but why would downloading it, I'm gonna play some 8-Bangs.
Let's ride!
I
You ready to win hideout
You ready to win again, you ready to win again. Now you got bad spanking a dead bad to know
You say
About it, what if you let what if you let me like teach one line of code and then boom
I'm taking it down. I what if I what if I what if I into into the like line
seven hundred and seventy two thousand two hundred and thirty one and I type
ad sex ad sex and and and then I'm see and then I'm about if you can figure out
I do that yeah if I can figure out a ad sex effects I could have the developer
bed because if that's the challenge you're on
oh there's a lot of fucking teams here let's kill them all
hey bad hole again
Got one! Got one!
Ah...
Get your guns!
Oh, we're happy here!
That'll happen.
That'll happen. Gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful on this.
That'll happen!
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Gotta be careful, gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful out there.
Perhaps I was about to pay you the first compliment ever.
And then I did.
That was almost incredible to tie us.
That was almost incredible too.
Okay, what guys what's going on? Oh, we've been so fucking for real
What is going on my PC
My PC is going crazy
I don't know your voice
Went wild there for a second. I've been having tech difficulties all day
It started when I opened up the epic games launcher, maybe I've got it installed wrong or something
You need more space fuck you stop what's going on you're downloading in the background yeah
RC but I don't think my PC's must have a problem with that isn't I'll be that's all
the answer thing. Downloading and playing does that? No! No it doesn't! Lying, lying, pants
or fire. Yes it does. I'm gonna play and download at the same time and you can't stop me.
Actually I think they're right. These problems genuinely started the exact moment I started
download in the game and now I've lost sound for the game
it's not funny anymore it's actually it's going pretty good it's just five
I'll see this the SSD actually no way I think yes, you can play on it. Yeah, I do have SSDs make me that old
System nothing to be concerned with
Oh
Oh, dude, that's not gonna be that's well, that's not gonna be good in a long run that's not gonna be good
That's not gonna be good leg game
We're still in this house. We're still in this and let's ride
Let's go!
The dowel only has two more minutes! I'm only gonna last for two more minutes, don't worry!
Ah, you want a piece of this? Well, you can't have it!
Oh, well, oh well, you're gonna get it, and I'm gonna be chillin'.
Alright, okay, you've caught me red penis.
You've caught me red penis. Alright.
Okay, alright, you've got me. You've caught me red penis.
Oh, well, that'll happen.
You've got me. You've got me. You've got me good. You've got you out with it. Oh, I'm
still alive. I'm going to let the rubber. Oh my God. We're going to let the rubber.
That was a solid boss there.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Go right the other way!
Yeah!
Excuse me, Mr. Wall, I'm on an adventure.
You will not hinder my adventure progress any longer or there will be diacons...
Oh no.
I'm burned!
Don't worry. I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything is fine.
I'm gonna go find the crap and I'm gonna get my feedback.
You see crap to any way beside us?
Yo, replicator there.
Yeah.
You got some goodies inside.
That's maybe the closest one.
Hmm.
Is it crap to in my ass?
Wait a second.
Hold on.
I got to take a breather.
running I've been doing a lot of running I've been doing a lot of running I'm
taking me there quick be the quick read says quick be says
between says hold on quick be says quick read says quick be says oh no don't
worry I'm still alive I will live forever the game is almost done
downloading it's 43 gigabytes out of 40 48 gigabytes as soon as it's done all
All these creatures will be out at the end of the baths.
You don't worry, you don't worry, you don't worry, you don't worry, you don't worry.
Hey!
Hello!
I'll be with you in a minute.
So fast!
You see that high odds?
I've got my team.
Always.
Stand in front of me. You're my enemy stand behind
We've been sets quick be there quick breather quick breather don't worry guys quick breather quick breather
I can't
I'm back. Don't worry
Every time before your game, your voice is dropped.
I'm responding to B!
I just wanna B!
Wanna B, wanna B?
Oh my God!
Oh, not a good time for that.
Oh!
I need that alive!
It's not Aegis Finish! Alright, no more freezes! No more freezes!
Aegis Finish down, Aegis Finish down on the-
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good!
I get you right, Dan. Holy shit.
Thank you, sir.
Now there should be no more freezes. I just finished the download. We're not downloading anything.
It's definitely way more consistent.
With your voice.
Thank you.
Oh
You good bad beside outs
The sacrifice I must make the blade of a low seven
this is this is my last time though this is really my last time guys if this one
doesn't work it's actually last time forever forever never never till the
Tomorrow.
Gimme that.
The PC's ready on P-Deds.
Oh.
Need more GB homie, it's a...
Storage on my computer, not a dime bag full of crack
in an alleyway.
We got a little bit of this stuff
We were prepared for a next battle. Oh, perhaps a little something out of
I see it!
RITSCHMEED! RITSCHMEED!
Mr. Shackle, Mr. Shackle!
He's got shit in his face.
F**k it!
You're double human?
We're coming! Hide out! We're coming!
Coming, coming!
Back to you!
That's- oh my god!
Oh my god!
Did you see that?!
Look at that! Look at that!
I was fucking insane.
No way!
I shot three bow shots and killed each of them with one shot.
Oh my god, look at that.
That's fucking Robin Hood in this bitch.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Fucking Legolas, dude.
Two showers.
Good work, boys, good work.
I'm insane.
Oh shi-
Shhh!
This is what the team needed us.
Let the doctor wonder if-
We're all gonna die here pretty soon.
I- I'm a- I'm a-
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna die for sure.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking dead.
I'm so beyond dead.
It is not even funny.
I'm so beyond dead.
Do I stay on the thing?
No.
I'm so beyond it. Do I see other things? Do I die?
Yeah, this is not like his plan. It's not going super great. I would have lied. I would have lied.
I
Have no meds. I can't heal. It's fine. He will look when he heals. Yeah, you get like full health. You're all good
The edge of the ring is right here. We only have 10 seconds much. I'm coming out coming out coming out coming out
I got you mind you
If fighting right here, I'm gonna go down again
Oh
go, go, go!
Oh good, both sides!
Wait, we're going to…
Oh, he's a hurt!
Gotta move, gotta move, gotta move!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I got a pan, I got a pan, you don't?!
He's eating you!
I got that one!
Good job!
I mean
Oh my god!
Got one, got one, got one!
There she is!
Fuck the other one!
I
Do the Schwartz you got this
Well, that would see I have seven kids. I'm not killing this is someone up there is doing a lot
I
Did my Imperial
Oh my god!
Did you watch your punch?
There's solo back here.
Oh
You stay safe over there beside out
Baby mom all hit the side he's gonna be sorry
Messing with me
What am I trying to do?
I'm trying to find the whole thing over here.
What the hell are you doing over there?
I
games this is the last chance I'm giving it last chance last time last time
until I give up into tomorrow or real Jesus time or real Jesus last time
here we go are you ready for this house you ready are you ready for you ready
to be amazed you really say oh my god wow yeah we go I'm ready
launch in the game now I see lawns I don't know if I should see my skin I
I don't really use every game so I don't know like what it uses or like what it does any private stuff
So I'm gonna keep it hidden. I'm gonna be status updates as I do it. I press play it says running
It says running right now. It says running
Just like on steam just like on steam
Oh
It's not looking good. Let me tell you what is not looking good
It is not looking very good. You want to do I'm just gonna double-check
But double six I'm gonna think I'm a double six I'm
Over here my task manager as you do like you do like you do
I'm gonna close down first light boom. I don't mean about a boom, right? Here we go
I don't mean about boom. All right. Now I press launch boom. Yeah, here we go says running. It says running
Oh
My god guys we go to the task manager and close it we hold up who would have thought about that
We say it hold on we say it hold up. We hold on who would have done that?
Windows shift arrow which Windows shift arrow
What the fuck is that? It's changing a bunch of stuff on my screen.
Yeah, didn't work. Well,
yeah, that's the same. That's the same. Oh, that's the same.
That's your shame. That's your shame. Oh, that's your
loss in every fucking genuinely. There's nothing else I can do.
There's nothing else I can do. Oh my goodness. Guys, I promise you
everything you type in. I'm done. I've done it twice. Oh my
goodness. Oh, what a shame. That's my last hope. All right.
I give up for you this time. I give up for you this
I can't update my BIOS midstream you dumb bids
I see you tuber options I couldn't stop what I just like give up. I just said let me see
Oh, no, wait, we tried disabling G say that's something I haven't tried. I tried the other thing you said
No, that's not gonna work.
That's not gonna work.
As I said, we just give up.
I think everyone's gonna waste our time.
Everyone's gonna waste our time.
Um...
Hmm...
Oh.
Oh, I'm so...
Oh, my goodness, I'm so flaccid.
Are you trying to plug it? I'm plugging it and plugging it back in. Thank you, Miss Yachty. Thank you. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much for the insight. I appreciate that.
Oh, I'm, oh, man, am I disapointed. Man, am I disapointed.
Man, am I disapointed? Oh, no, wait. You have a side-out?
Hey, what?
I need to play this shit game, Apex, where I house? Oh my god.
I
Best VR out there I
Cannot believe that I cannot believe that oh my goodness
I really want to know what the issue is. I want to know the issue is to it. I've genuinely tried everything
Like sort of sort of updating the bios
Which I haven't done. It's literally the last thing I've done. That's the last thing I haven't done. Lastly. I haven't done
What a shame. What a shame. What a shame. Oh, Lee's system 32. Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, I had a game that would open because I had, you had your audio set to 44 or 48
KG, which is 44.1 KG. I just came out. Thank you, Mr. Lodge. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
Thank you. Thank you. Good. Thank you. Good. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh, I'm, oh, I'm, I'm so
flashing. I'm so flashing. I'm so flashing. Oh, I, oh my goodness. I'm so flashing. Oh,
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I'm so flaccid.
Oh.
All right, let me tell you, I'm bequeathed.
I am so bequeathed.
I'm so bequested right now.
I'm so bequeathed.
Oh my goodness.
I thought that that game was gonna be great for the screen.
I thought it was gonna be a really fun time.
I thought it was gonna be a great time.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Honestly, one other thing is I think that it might be even when I close other anti-cheats, that maybe they're still like, in my computer, you know what I mean?
If you exit out of them and you end their task, they're not gonna be running.
Alright, let's RIDE!
I
Come back into it. I'll come back into it. It's worry. I'll repeat it to the gate
I
Ampita is on the case. I've got you boys. Don't you worry. I think they're like six or seven teams there
Did you say
Guys fucking the second
There's words left on the alpha right now.
HAHAHAHA
Don't you worry, I got to bring you back right now.
HAHAHAHA
Charging my centennial!
I
Where these hooves act and press past against y'all
I think
She was crack a lackan
He was crack a lackan oh I see what
You guys are good to give me silence
You said you did task management, but you didn't do the background
Poshes his tab
Not the regular open-window tab if you would have read the whole message
Instead of oh, yes task manager
He has to paste it in the chat for time. I don't see it
I
Think over that face
There's a little bit of a guy I don't know what wait
Be a chat you would have seen close steam dot e and see guys
There's no fucking way
You are telling me to close steam.exe you think that's the one I haven't tried yet?
Do you think that's what I've been trying yet?
Oh my goodness. Try at least. Guys I've tried that. I've tried to restart my computer. I've tried shutting down my computer.
I've tried unplugging my computer starting it back up. I've tried leading my computer off.
Literally with the power cable unplugged. You think that does a little more than closing steam.exe? I've done everything!
I swear to you, I have not seen one thing in chat except that one thing I didn't see but I have not cried
You start saying it to mumbo die immediately
In the game of course in a fix legends in 007 in 007 first line
Strong magnet
What is that kind doing here?
Hmm
Guido five oh scent peanut you've got to get rigor the dumb and poor internet first
You're getting DDoS. Now you shits freezing. Also. Fuck you
All right, everybody died
I will don't you worry don't you
What is the edge this guy was trying to hold
Where?
What?
No!
Oh my God, I just missed out on two or a farming session.
Oh
That's a lie you lied you can't forget on God
You can't forget on God
boy she's capping jenna gun
hmmm
why is the booyah sad?
just going for a second predator right now
it's just one
should be even easier second dad
ah
take that air to the left of the guy
ah take that air to the right of the guy
that was the sniper
oh wait
He's watching out, he's watching!
He's nice.
Quickie, quickie, quickie!
Where does he think it's going?
Right here.
Oh!
I can't believe these bullets are passing through the enemy or something.
if you are fat thank you sir thank you thank you all make sure to take a look into that
tomorrow thank you good sir thank you good sir
You see any shot that I am able to find out?
Uh, no right now I don't see any.
I'm gonna find out.
Let's pick it up for you.
I say we head north!
Yeah?
I'll let me put the wood.
Oh yeah!
Oh, yeah
We are about close
Change your time zone, but you ran past ammo
Oh
If there was ammo, I would have seen everybody
Which oh
Yeah, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, don't worry we'll make it progress, it's plus 56 RP's right out, I'm too shabby if you guys see.
I'm gonna install the operating system.
When James Bond fuck yourself!
It's big eyes, birthday, oh!
Yeah, yeah.
My man.
Fuck James Bond.
Do not speak ill of James Bond at this house son.
He is cool.
May have been a little sexist back in the day but he is...
Let me tell you something about James Bond.
He always gets his man.
Mm-hmm
Alex!
Ride!
I
Do house you would not believe what I just saw my jet
What I you know how we made that double is everything we're looking down the barrel
I just saw a guy in my tag go, copying Dot,
with that emoji with his hands on the face,
and then Dot, Dot, Dot.
Sir, do you think...
I'll just make that, like, do you think...
It's where I come from.
He's like, nice.
You think Dot has been invented?
What you just saw, is that what you think that came from?
Sir, you might genuinely be the stupid bitch of the week.
I'm gonna start holding a competition.
I'm gonna start holding a competition,
and sir you are the front-runner
Good imagination sir you are the front-runner for a stupid bitch of the week
That was like comic movie engine
I actually might hold, I might actually might hold 10
Stupid bitch of the week might go hard
I don't know how it would be how would I keep track of that
We're like right then I would have had to stop and screen so I actually really want to do that one of these stupid
Well, we all do a mod meeting and we'll and we'll see we can hold some stupid bits of the week that
Now you copy this
I
See I need one of those snipers you gotta fight with a sniper bin
Hmm
Sagan who's that guy on that? That's our friends. Where's Bob Sagan from hideout sets?
Which other show? Oh house. He's not the guy that sells flex tape
I got the guys one
America's money's videos. Oh, that was so much. Oh my goodness. That was a good show. You ever watch that?
Is that ups?
But show America's money's videos. Oh, yeah
Oh
What the he won't die he won't die
No one's watching. No one's watching. I'm behind you
It's going to get me.
my shields
no team, no team, no team
watch, watch, watch
you see that bunny?
That's quick, that's quick!
That's it!
That was a wrap.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
Is it just one?
No, no, you win battle, it's not just one.
Oh, that's a huge...
Oh god, oh god, oh god!
Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
Oh
Listen, can I be honest with you? I don't know. I died in an aura farming expedition
Hey, I that's what happened there. That's what happened right there. Yeah, an unethical push right there. That's what happened
That's what happened. That's what happened right there. Oh, that was a pretty insane push in the previous
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Hmm
You saw it third
You would suck double if doesn't pay this game and Timmy he's on his
This is nothing we can do about that
The design used to be a pro. Oh, you know, oh, you don't want that way. Are we a show?
Asu, what are you fighting?
We never lose!
Asu, you're it.
I don't have a contact with Asu.
Ah, whatever.
We don't need Asu.
We got this on our own.
Hmm.
Yeah, Timmy.
Don't be kidding, Timmy.
He's on his grind.
No, wait, no. He's on CS2.
No, yeah, CS2 during the grind.
Oh yeah, he had two during the grind.
Double if he wants to play it, he's done it.
We say?
He sees grind on CS2?
No, no, no, Timmy's doing like a five games
grind to Max Rake, whatever.
Double if he's down, no, he's not, I text him.
He said he wasn't down.
He said, this is just not your week,
every day a new disaster.
Yeah, honestly, oh my God.
Since Saturday, my stream has been fucking cooked.
Every day, DDoS attacks, and now the 007 sin isn't working.
Sorry, everyone, sorry, everybody.
Rough week, hard times for a goopa.
Hard times for a goopa.
That'd be too good, Chad.
Why did you get DDoS?
I've got a good question.
Why does the sky have a blue tint to it?
Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?
Good question.
Because I looked at him funny.
It's because I looked at him funny.
That's why.
I looked at him funny.
Hmm.
Please submit your pressure to God.
Hmm.
Ah.
I
See if you're boys
Is a zoo?
Yeah
Knock it a boy like it
We got to remember change change weapons. I gotta go back to
I keep getting changed actually remind me to switch action is right
There's like three three four teams here
Making a thousand teams it won't make a difference
I
Hand-cheek my weapon
Put down
Are you like
over here. South side, must be crap. Wait, by the way, wait, did A.C. respond? Wait,
hold on, did A.C. respond? No, no, no, no. I'm actually cooking this game, I got seven
kills. Isn't that cool? You have seven? I got seven kills, boys. Damn, all right.
You are so far from us.
We got her here.
No!
Watch my back!
I actually got hit.
Two of y- two of y- two of y-
Two of y-
I
My god, no, we're getting crypto cut right now
We should last hood again.
One down.
Two down, two down.
Watch right here, watch right here.
I'm going in!
Get out of here!
Good work, boy!
Good work!
I got ten kills!
This is going pretty great. This is going pretty good.
Who's right in the west?
Burger.
Hey where? Burger.
Over here.
Over that way.
Oh
That way you play without a bow you by way the plan line is cool. I don't want to use I don't do it
That thing rips. No one's using it
You're finding shots as well. Let's look at those ones first. Yeah
Yeah, they're ready
It's kind of vegan
Oh my god the other one turned around what an actual oh my god oh my god
I think yellow would turn around they keep I keep hiding them they turned around
He's not going to jump in it, I don't think so.
If I do it at the wrong time, you're already dead.
Oh.
That shit.
What do you think it was?
We're back!
Let's hunt those fuckers down.
All of these bits of head up!
Let me give you some recess.
We're gonna listen to the reason to close nothing's
We'll go this table
You obvious I'm you just I'm either gonna miss every shot with an omelette
It was right there
There's what you want. I bet that's a third. I see I bet that is the team. I mean is it deep?
See nothing. Who's that respawn shout out?
What are you doing at once, Sam? Have you tried?
There's a respawn? There's a team on me.
Oh, wow.
I'm inserting it real quick. It works on my N64 every time.
I'll tell you something, I'm about to blow up that insert real quick.
They have white shields, they have white shields.
I've dried everything there. Oh my god
What's up, what's that?
Get back here you bastard
Oh my god, I'm in shame, I'm in shame.
I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy.
Oh
Watch no TI would in shade right now. I'm a guy right here. I'm
Another guy
I know it's got me three. I just went back here.
Oh!
Oh shit!
right here
the guy freezing
what was that
I don't know
what he's doing
he just rides behind us
let's see these guys
yeah
going for the water bar
no
it was stolen it was stolen
I'm going to claim a wig man. I'm all my agent one basket all my agent one basket. I'm going on it
You better be hitting all the chips are on the table all the chips are on the table
You're either about to destroy or die immediately
I swear I saw a guy.
All on black.
All on black!
You see what I'm about to do?
No, I don't.
What the heck?
Oh, I see some speed disc, shall we undo it?
I
Do they much to the crypto hiding inside the building is it visible I'm strong
He's flying this fucking thing around
You said we had to find him? I killed him. I killed the drone
Does that make him we go out of his will again? Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, I thought I had him that barrier she'd been a little far from the wall
No
Oh
That was even good
We say we have to move up around the open this team's on the roof. We got a fucking
you
That's rough
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, I've got the crown!
Get down, Geron!
Actually, get Geron!
No way!
Get up, Geron!
No way
You this pussy I swear to God
Are you messing with me?
It's really starting to piss me off.
He's in the open.
He's rising.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Get the fuck away.
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh my god.
That was a max war loss.
Oh my goodness.
That was max war loss.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Guys guys I can't be redeemed I can't be redeemed it's too possible
It's just in pussy with this road. Oh my god
The guy with the fucking drone
He's got me this house
Oh my god.
He killed him up to the ring!
Oh my god.
Did he kill himself with the ring?
Yes.
He literally rang the ring.
Actually, fuck that guy.
Genuinely fuck that guy.
So hot.
Fuck that, Mezyshite.
That's a good one!
Good work!
That's what we do.
We're fast-faceted.
Me that goes from farming levels of aura I've never seen to get down like that.
want to say that I just want to say I was point one there no second of hitting
the Craver's shot I was literally going for the shot as he shot me as he shot
me you get the universe chips some guy 4,000 years ago steps on a butterfly
he shoots that shot half a second later and I would have won I dare to you I
dare to you some fuck-ass caveman 14 million years ago crushes a rock over
the wrong guy. I hit that shot. I hit that shot max order game with the game.
We say I have to be. I have to be right.
We're on the right. We're on the right. We're just ending. We have to speed up.
right we're just inting yes it was speed fuck fuck yeah hmm why don't ice maker
update gameplay do you play on playing it what is ice maker what is that the
new tournament day oh yeah yeah honestly if I could go back in time and I knew
that the 007 wouldn't work I probably would have grabbed officer and tried to
that out but you know I was going in well open to baby mama what they give
them what they give them what they give them what you actually cracked me that
up mr. Blake that's just what the team leader does that is just what you
later does thank you good sir thank you good sir mmm Imperial howl is playing
I have no time to teach amateurs it's time to game
Big seven days tonight. Oh, hey, don't go out too much.
Oh, I'm a little bit separate.
But I promise you, I'm not thinking I should use a wingman again. Okay.
You're okay. If you're supposed to wingman, alright.
I'm gonna run the wingman.
I'm going for the water park. I'm going for the water park.
I'm literally destiny right now my quarters all levels are so fucking high oh my goodness oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god that was unprecedented
Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. We're going to get more of them.
Oh. Oh, I don't die of disease.
Oh well.
I
Could confidently say that that loss was 100% our random spawn
What other said?
You're right. No doubt my mind. I'm gonna do that my mind. Yeah, go ahead and take the damn job
I
Think he's gone. Oh, Gigi's concerned Gigi's
Gigi's
I don't think it's working. It's giving us another square. Thank you guys
You don't need to put on a silly off of course I am get a shoe guys
I don't know how to concentrate how to see respond to you
He's A2 streaming right now. We can use a hero. We need a hero.
He doesn't die. He's got to be strong and he's got to be so tall and he's got to be ready to fight.
We need a hero!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Noko plays this game. I just remembered Noko, get on in here!
I was supposed to say yeah, Noko just messaged me.
Come on in, come on in!
Do you have access to the streamer waiting room?
I didn't.
Noko!
No!
Join our random chat on Dragunov!
Hmm.
Oh, Mr. Reston, peace, Dave.
I'm overdoing this one good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Now, I'm gonna choose Axl this time.
I'm gonna do Axl this time.
Actually, I don't know, should I?
I'm kinda thinking we should do Axl this time.
Well, wait, hold on.
How am I gonna go for the Kraven Noscope
headshots off a jump pad without jump pads?
use her old to launch people into the air and then you fucking do a headshot
over there
hold on now hold on i think
octane has higher
or a farming
possibilities
you mean
also you can just
like fucking run sugar browns on the next turn
Oh my fucking god, I forgot to switch tags.
How are you doing, don't go, how are you doing, Bodge?
What up, what up?
Disgusted.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna drop a 20 bomb.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you for having that confidence in me.
Of course.
Honestly?
Get the confidence in yourself.
Thank you, sir.
after fighting predators and masters for like 50 hours let me tell you this is
I'm cut doing like a hot knife you butter like a hot knife you butter
Did you cut bread? Yes? Yeah, we got
That'll happen that'll happen
By the way, we started the game without you
We're already doing
No, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I'm setting up.
I think only settings came over.
You don't have her unlocked.
We do, but yeah, I do. We mean what? Yes I do. Yeah, no.
Hey, yeah, I do.
No, no, yes I do. No, you don't.
I do.
Are you playing Axel? You want to play Axel?
I have Axel. Wait. No, I don't want to play Axel.
Wait, I don't. Wait. Hold on.
I'm...
Lock in.
I want to play Axel. It is the strategic choice.
But let me tell you,
There's a lot more order-farming possibilities bouncing off of a jump pad, you know what I mean?
Mmm, fair, fair, fair. Unless you tap strafe with Axel.
No, that's still not... think about it. Jump pad in the air, right?
Land on top of someone, no scope, paper, headshot, then to hit the space bar on the second bounce, bounce out of there.
hmm okay so then you can play octane I could play axel I'll do the speed boost
360 Tokyo drift into your jump pad bounce off a wall then no scope flavor
shot into another pad so it's like your getaway that's your plan if I've ever
I'm not being quite a pickle.
I'm going in!
Where's Amiga's go?
Oh good work team.
Good dad.
And then we run.
How is she gonna get the reason what I cut on your profile we come on
Where you see my dream oh, that was just last week. Oh, okay. We're good
Every startle there for a second
I'm sure she's safe in the same.
Still is she?
Perchance, or maybe.
This should take the edge off.
Stop she sakes.
You talk about me tied up?
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Delicious.
Delicous.
Oh, my goodness.
And you think Alko has no negative side
of cons, conswitches?
Side of cons?
Yeah, it was this.
No, they got sidequads at all.
Not a single sidequad.
Not a single one.
Overflow.
Score!
Follow me, boy.
What's going on down there, Gath?
You're blasting.
watch this no go this is what I'm talking about with the launch pad or a
bomb this I'm ready I'm ready this is this is so you cannot get on actual
this so you cannot get on action right this here we go here we go here we go
I
Tell me how you're gonna get that level of aura
Now the Sentinel and do the flip with the gun. That's not thinking that's not the idea
I need immediate to get a sense of dog. Do you ever sit still miss it?
Do not
I'm gonna fight I'm gonna fight a sniper been
We just a bit in sight
I was here to waste no worries if I don't hear it's destiny
If I wait hold up. Oh, here we go. Here's a little something that's a sniper weapon. That's a sniper class weapon.
It does a flip. It does do a flip.
I think so.
I'm sure it does on an inspect thing.
I don't know how to inspect.
How are you gonna do a flip?
I would tell you to come up and me do a flip.
No, no. There's a...
No, the gun flips in the game if you inspect it.
He's it.
They added something with the Sentinel. It flips.
Ooooooh!
Oh yeah, you do that and then you shoot. So if you flip it, boom.
Oh my goodness.
Orphan. Orphan. Orphan. Orphan. Orphan. Orphan. Here we go. Here we go. This is it. This is it.
Watch this. Watch this Orphan right here. No go. Watch this.
Okay. I'm so dull.
You can't hit it when you hit and shift though remember that yeah, you just hit shift and then just boom like it should be auto sprint
I think yeah like in most places actually
I'm going for the water farm!
Spin!
Double spin!
Oh my god, I actually get that shit!
No way!
Yeah!
No way!
I
Oh my god, I read stole my orathons
Let's receive it
Let's kill them
here here I'm gonna buckle to the height and the bottle like I'm gonna get you
check leave our team behind you
what if I'm on our teammate what if I'm on our teammate take it off right now
Break before you get to us. Oh
Do the spin jump spin again
There's two right here, they're one
I
Was hoping they kind of come on by one by like a conga line
Be gay god be that we gave up. He'd get up. He'd get up. He'd get up. I'm a snoco. I'm inviting you
All right, I need this video though max aura with a dollar. Yeah, I'm on the smurfy poo. I got to give you the
Encoder in game name, huh?
This account like it doesn't do EA. So I don't know what the EA tag is for this account. Can you just look on your screen?
You can try no go and okay. Oh
Why can't you just give me my Steam code either one?
Give me your Steam code, give me your Steam code.
Okay.
There you go.
There we go, there we go.
No conga line for you, P.S.
I know if they had conga line there, I would have won that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Always shoot at the guy furthest away, that is the smallest thread.
He's blown from stupid time.
How does that make any sense at all?
Wouldn't you want to take out the biggest thread?
buy at all. I take it. 007 is working not particularly good. Not particularly. Not particularly
good. So I have no idea why it seems I'm the only gentleman in the entire world that can't
play 007 right now.
At one moment, let me give you a quick add. I seem having trouble connecting to the EA
service it says
We say I'm still a lot of you left. Oh, there we go. I'm back. I'm back
Happen sometimes
You got a driving baby
I
This was to hide out to invite I see to invite as well. Oh, yeah, for the guys
We tried playing double or seven yet
Yes, it's sex ever sex hava you by the way, thank you, sir. Thank you. I think I know what that means
What what do you mean these birds in the bees you know I mean like I don't know
I don't know what took us your fancy you know I see don't know the birds in the
bees like story thing is it like the birds fuck the bees or the bees what
the birds this is a great question because I actually don't know either the
bees fuck the birds think about they got the stinger they got that they got
That's quite metaphorically like the arena once they put it in they die
It's a flaw that story. Yeah, that's a flaw. There's a flaw that story
We got she's playing a fucking horrible. That's a horrible way to explain
I'm 38 and I don't know either the only female bees have stingers is that is that for
reason?
Wait, really?
No, that's not possible.
I'll all bees have stingers.
Mm-hmm.
DRIVE!
I
Had it to the game. Are you like her fuck? Yeah
Like I know she's kind of broken but
I like peanut you know the banner that you're using that's that was
You robot for you do
I
Watch
We say don't go you all robo your robot
I can't hear a thing you said, bud.
What kind of place is this?
No!
Oh, my God.
I'll save this.
I got it, I got it.
What?
I won!
I got it out of him.
WHAT?
I got one.
Are we...
What?
How is he even punchable?
I was behind the thing.
I was behind the box.
You guys can hear us, alright?
I can hear you, you can hear me?
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh
What is going on today double-load seven down this
I can't wait
I was thinking the map used to not be that purple I
Could genuinely see artifacts in my screen guys. I think this wise maybe okay. All right something is obviously
You're gonna drop holy shit
I think I might know why this is all happening in 007 didn't work earlier remember that a long time ago when when
GPUs were catching fire because they didn't plug the thing in all the way I
Should be seed steaming no, but I took my GPU out earlier to put okay. Whoa. I do I am I the fucking
hold on wait a minute hold on wait a second hold a second wait a minute I
took too many fat rips off the doinkers hold up I took a couple rips keys off
the doinkers guys I unplugged my cheap you earlier because I had to install an
SSD drive and I'm pretty sure I pointed it wrong I think that might be where all
All these problems are happening tonight.
Oh my god, bro.
Do you want to restart your game real quick?
Ah!
Looks fine.
Oh, he should just play it.
We could have won.
Looks fine, looks fine.
Well, I landed safely because I couldn't reset.
It's safe that I'm leaving this running,
even though it might not be plugged in the right way.
You're gonna hear it score.
Jesus, can't just play it.
Oh my oh my
Living life on the fucking edge
Holy shit, probably not but YOLO I fucking died
YOLO in my chat again. I'd rather I'd rather my GPU explode right next to me and kill me then you type YOLO in my chat
It gave me a gun.
No, no, actually.
For real, for real, for real life for me.
Fuck.
I actually think that's why people are going on, because I unplugged my GPU earlier, and
I remember that being like a big problem with people not putting their GPUs right when
they put them in, and I think that's why all these problems are happening.
You're getting listening.
Holy shit.
I look over and we're playing two different games.
Actually
Oh, what the fuck?
I've never seen that
The things that go in pretty groovy
You go in pretty groovy right now
We can get onto a final fight with you your screen looking like that we're good
Oh, we can easily do that
Is that Combo?
Tending?
Sledge?
One down, one down!
Is that the airtime package?
Traction.
Is it one in this corner?
Go, go, go!
Nice!
Good work, D.Va!
you are a cop that out of your winker right now
holy shit
making you play better or worse right now
play I'm playing better I'm playing far better
now this is the in the mind of peanut when you play this is really actually fucking seas
I wondered if the guys that are high in my chat thought they would just high for the
first 10 seconds before we mentioned it
That first second about that those guys are probably freaking it. This guy's probably freaking out
There's a play outside gripping the grass. We don't fall into the sky
You know what that gold I'm right?
I'm freaking up freaking it. We go we go we go
14
I'll catch up you guys
I can't confirm good because the doigard light
Looks like I don't know what this looks like. It's like an MMO. I think my computer needs a reason
To clean the evil out of that fucking thing I tell you this might be why double-o's haven't it's done
I'm having a feel of that's very possible
You see is actually insane.
Why does everything look weird good first-time chat said that's because you're high
You're a high as fuck what do you took me what are you talking about? Well, it's weird
It was like the game looks normal to me. Well, it's weird. We see Tom on guys you guys anything. No, what's normal?
Yeah, we're talking about
That guy
Okay, what you're seeing an hour 38
To me to be fucking over here generally do all the comms you're like, uh-huh
Yeah, I'm telling you I would genuinely run into a fight knowing that I was just gonna lose
I would just hold on the left button
I went to sleep woke up and you're like, oh sweet
One beat three, I died.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
This is like a holy shit, this man's check.
We're off to join her.
Oh my goodness, we're getting this W too.
We're getting this W.
So where are these people?
Oh, we should...
We have any blunts?
Can we evac?
Yeah, scan then evac and then...
Can we scan this? Can we scan this here?
Yeah, we scan then we evac then
If there's nobody we bow call
You're the funniest buddies. I'm probably doing permanent damage to my dp right now
Actually looks like live melting
Just bleeding into them
Oh fuck all of you boys don't worry. I have a secondary 50 90 just in case back up ready to go behind me just in case
I don't
You can run to me
Yeah, that was only a thing for like a year and then everybody gave up on it
You can still use two for like rendering stuff, but even that is like kind of like whatever
You do a stream setup, of course
Of course
Yeah, no for sure I have to use well
Oh jeez jeez!
So you do is so much better, so much better, cause...
I just hear the audio problems.
Oh no no no, you get it shut up right, you going good forever. I really have audio problems.
Except for when I do a Windows update, and then it thinks that for some fucking reason I want to switch every audio input I have in my entire community.
Yeah see, you touch one thing and it's just like...
The store
Yeah, let him let him do his thing
He's literally seeing fucking drugs, but
Another team this way
No way they're all strong.
Take another little detour. Oh, there's another team here.
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, there's another team! Fuck my ass!
Oh fuck.
Fuck!
Yeah, let me do it quick.
Quick restart.
Don't worry, don't worry, quick little restart, quick little restart, I'll be right back.
I won't be able to talk to my buggy later, but I won't be able to talk to you guys for
a second, okay?
Because I'm about to open my PC and kind of plug it in more.
By the way, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I know this sounds like I'm an idiot,
but when I was putting my GPU back in,
I heard a lot of crinkling sounds.
That's not good.
Ha ha ha ha.
All right, one second.
Oh my God.
One moment, one moment, one moment.
Let me do it quick.
All right, I'll be right back, I'll be back.
All right, guys, all right,
I just shut down the other PC,
give me two seconds.
I'm gonna receive the GPU bottom bang, bottom boom.
We have back in action, two minutes, easy, easy.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you, this is easy.
This is too easy.
This is too, boom.
I'm already halfway done.
I'm already half online, I'm not halfway done,
but I'm like 10% the way done.
I'm like, moving up to 50%, I'll say that right now.
Good driver. We'll make it good. I'm already up to 20%. I'm up to 20%.
Rubber the screwdriver. Rubber the screwdriver.
All right, here we go. Rubbed 25% the way down. Boom. Bam.
I'm doing the first screw. Start. Hold on now, boys. I'm doing the second screw now.
Easily, very easy, very easy, very easy.
Here it is, here we go.
Man, second screw out, easy, easy.
Oh, I lost the first screw.
I don't know where it went.
Oh, there it is, nevermind, nevermind.
I'm unhooking it, man, it's unhook,
Plugging it back in.
You're gonna get a lot of crickling shots.
That's okay, we're just gonna ignore that.
We're just gonna ignore that, because that's no big deal.
That is no big deal.
Now I'm gonna unplug the chivalric horn.
Like you do.
To unplug it, it's unplugged.
Plugging it back in.
Bam.
Look at that.
You're making lightning speed time.
There it is.
I'm putting the case back together.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I forgot to screw in the screws.
All right, let me screw in the screws.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
First screw going in.
First screw.
I'd be very, very careful, very careful.
Bam, oh, oh, hold on, I'm gonna drop the screwdriver.
Bam, first screw is in.
Now we're going for the secondary screw.
Well bam, there it is, there it is, there it is.
Bam, second screw in.
Re-assimilar the case as we speak.
Re-assimilar the case.
First piece on, and second piece on,
and he's tight up these screws up top, there we go.
Now we put the HDMI cord and all the stuff back in,
like you do, easy peasy, easy peasy now,
easy peasy now, there, now the power cord,
lastly the power cord, and boom,
PC is back up to working order.
We are turning it on, bam.
All good boys, all good.
Don't worry, I just broke the computer and brick the GPU.
Everything is broken, there's no need to worry.
There's no need to worry.
The flux capacitor, yes, the flux capacitor
along with the warp drive have been repaired.
They've all been repaired.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
phone. Just double check the phone is not in the case. Don't worry. I just double
checked. I just double checked. We're good to go. The top of the top of data is
hooked up to the gas pedal and the gas pedal ain't given enough pressure to
the thing over there. And that was the problem the whole time. That was the
discombobulated. The top of data is hooked up to the gas pedal and the
gas pedal ain't good push it out of the pressure for the car to work. Ask me about my work!
All right, I'm joining back up at the discord.
Hello everybody, hello! Welcome back. Is it fixed? Oh, I unplugged the EP here,
put it back in. Easy peasy, we're good to go. Okay, okay. Now let me tell you what I'm gonna
to do before I start up that game though.
Yeah, test that double seven.
I'mma test that double seven.
I'mma test that double seven right quick.
Let me tell you that right now.
Here we go.
Try to take a little beep, see if I'm fixed it.
Here we go.
All right, hold on now.
Hold on now.
I'll show you.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
Let's see what works.
Hold on now.
And you see the top of data is hooked up to the gas and the gas pedal ain't giving up presser
to the the steering wheel so that that'll happen that'll happen so it didn't work it didn't work
it did not work 007 is still broken 007 is still but do you think do you think because do you
think because I hooked it up wrong the first time that the update wouldn't have worked?
Is that not how that works?
I don't think that's how it works.
Yeah, it's how it works.
Do you run your steam administrator mode?
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself, no.
Fuck yourself.
All right.
You know what?
I will, actually.
Yeah, do it.
Yeah, you know what?
I will go fuck myself.
Do it.
doing you you know what actually I just realized the update could be the problem
because I tried playing the game before and after I updated
all right come back in much
check the files there might have been another update you think there was another update
but when I updated four hours ago that's the problem you think that you think that's the problem
Yes, die.
Why are you starting to do with Danuvo?
That's, that's the second time I've heard that word since I was born.
Now that I've heard it twice, I'm starting to think that it might be something clear.
It's a anti-cheat anti-tamper
I'd like to make a rapid it goes on to the game which it means
good
but
That's where they're both complaining it's not in you. I got I don't know why I think the game is racist
That was my face is it's been a yes
You might you should try heading up closer to see how he deals are that I was I was thinking that get in
the mind of a racist exactly that might and then be like hey have you played
007 yeah yeah and if he says yes then we know we're like oh well this makes
sense yeah then we know exactly good thinking
I think I think I say all right, let's go. Wait, are you ready? Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
He looks like no, this is exactly what I was like.
I don't think it looks bad.
Even she wouldn't work. Guys, folks, he hasn't streamed like three weeks. He
He actually texted me like two days ago.
He's like, I'm getting back and I'm gonna stream
12 hours a day for 30 days straight.
I'm like, okay, he's buddy.
All right, I'm the Pope.
I'm the Pope and the rivers are full of blood.
That guy, let me tell you, let me tell you,
getting him to stream is like one of the lot of me.
I don't know where the fuck has that guy been at.
Have you seen that?
No, he hasn't seen it in three weeks.
He disappeared, he was pretty dialed.
He was down there for a second. He was down there for a second.
He's because of the arc because of the Arc Raiders.
He's just lost it.
Like that game, didn't I feel like a lot of people came back
and then they all just kind of poofed.
Yeah.
So they, you know, they felt like the game was a.
Well, I mean, it just the updates
is bringing up fun. That's what that's how it goes.
Yeah, it's bringing up fun.
I think the best thing that that game could ever do.
And I don't think it'll ever happen.
But, like imagine arc-erators but rust.
I just, honestly, that's, hold on, wait a minute, you might be cooking there.
You might be cooking without fire, that might be something.
That might be something.
I mean, like, imagine everything, you know, you go into the streets and everything,
and you're finding all these materials, and you're building all this stuff,
and you're building all the cars, but with the graphics of arc-erators.
That could be something. That could be something.
I feel like it could be the best thing in the world.
Hmm.
That's the stuff.
He did sound like a low-key fan.
See, actually in AA, guys, guys, just because someone on the Internet says it doesn't make it true.
I know hot take.
No!
Post it on AA, dumb bitch.
Although that would be hilarious.
I would say if he came back and he told us he was in AA, I don't think I'd let him let him let that down.
But, oh no, that's not true.
true. He was with a pack of一定 rangers. Oh my goodness, the man of the man of the man.
It's dirty. He would take himself. It's very honorable. Of course. I know that I'm living
down. I of course, of course, but I would joke about it forever. That's what I was
being by that we say. I hide out the dream. I don't know. I've been on a wine cake
recently. Ah, ah, single bomb vibes.
Hmm, incredulous, incredulous, incredulous.
Let's ride!
I
You like super thick like why not take these are why I'm a core soup and I swine
Super dick
Please the anti-war song guys
This has this has what we need lock it in locking it was locking it. Are you just said to know I need
I
Must include for a gun at this point. I team is
There's no
Just get back
I
What have we got out of the back by the way?
One of this way, one of this way I think.
Oh my god find him, find him.
Yes.
Yeah!
I'm going for him, I'm going for him.
I'm giving you a disc, I think.
Oh my god, excellent.
Oh my god, excellent. Oh my fucking missed
I jumped right over the disc don't worry
What are you doing, guys?
Keep watching, watch out!
Good work, team!
Who's that?
Poor guy. His name is Goodbyes only.
Well, you can have Goodbyes to the lobby.
Let's proceed, let's proceed.
Man, let's proceed.
I need ammo
Heavy and light
Let's wait it's a light arsenal
No one's actually at all
I'm kind of feeling the long boys we sit with the long boys. We go back to the they should know
I'm kind of feeling it. I'm kind of feeling the longbow.
I'm all I'm all.
I'll be one, I'll be one.
Alright, I'm ahead of the wedge.
You okay, coming?
I don't know, wait, out of this.
Oh good thing you could be in that.
We just carry three of these, and we just pop them and then use Valk and just keep flying around the map until we find people.
We can farm like a hundred kp a game, we can get them. I master 10-9!
I made on that
You see what I out
We go to quarantine something be my dad
No, you let's go call these people
Go go go
Just show me any one
Look who told you your world famous speed disk is behind me
Come on over pad
Or if we're killing the prophecy
I know
Hey, be a little bit there
Be a little bit awkward with us
We want your job, what's up, what's up?
We're scents, I need it's good
Oh
He's lagging. He's lagging. Oh my god
I
Oh
oh my god these guys are professionals I'm telling you you don't miss a shot
it was no way to do that person that's going on about it that's really going my
boyfriend said I watched you know we need to introduce I have stopped a minute
I
You need a plan?
Hunter on!
Hunter dead!
I'm- I'm- oof, that's a gimme all!
HIT THE HOOT!
I'm gonna die!
Not only was it like what like a super crazy shot I saw the bullet it was like I'm used to the guys right
That was that was going on reddit boys that one is going on reddit
Wait, by the way, how do I swear this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, OK.
It's a solo, Trio.
Oh, hold on.
That's the one.
OK.
Main engine first.
There he is!
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
Companies by Chubby Waters.
Oklahoma or internal bleeding.
I'm here to have sex.
Oh, this freak.
Oh, boy.
It's not fun. It was a lot of fun.
He went right past and wasn't going to run.
Guys, I'm telling you what's going on here.
I think I'm having like slight internet issues
so it looks like I'm hacking guys.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
You could likely store your PC.
It just happened again. It just happened again.
I literally shot and shot.
There was no way the other guy could have hit him again.
He was crazy. He went.
He like he put something in his PC. He's like, hold on guys. I like the chain
You know what you did. You know what you did.
Old DMH card. Old DMH card was a little bit loose in there.
My apologies. My apologies.
Someone's gonna put that together and be like, well, he, you know, he unplugged something and he plugged it back in
and he's hitting these shots.
And laughing. And laughing.
That's it. You gotta see the goods on that.
I want to see this. I want to see this. Yeah, see if you like these those bullets did head. I did hit those people
You see the first one when I was up with jump out the jump back
I tell you that is gonna be a five paragraph five paragraph long thread on right it
It's not even near the guy. It's nowhere near him. Not even close.
They put that thing in slow mo. 45% speed.
Back to the traffic.
Good
I'm here for better stop seeing
Look I have the little boxes at the top right of my screen
I think I'm I think that's what's causing the bullet set up with the odd axiom. I don't fuck me up on this
You're the cheater guy
That's right, that's right
See you guys!
See, see, see, the hack-a-man, he confirmed.
Does anybody else's flight by I've times louder than normal?
No.
I'll just be a bit sure.
come on
enhancing my weapon
we have honor in today
oh that enhancement was completely wasted it was embarrassing
perfect
that's how it goes
follow me boy give me a light mag I'll give you a star
over down the other yonder
I said a yonder
oh we got it, we got it
oh sniper sniper sniper
hold on to me hold on to me hold on
hmmmm
it's on your back
six enemies
who is your kill'em?
Yeah.
Good go.
I will go.
Inhatching my weapons!
Sweet.
These babies I can eat in India.
Weapon in Hatch.
I got an enhanced weapon.
Thank God.
Needs it.
I'll be with you.
Good thing, man.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll fight it down here.
Oh my god, I'm just eating shots. This don't defend again. I've been caught red penis. I've been caught red penis. I've been caught red penis.
They caught me. They caught me. It's over for me. It's over for me. It's over for me.
He knows how?
No, I just hit a sliding headshot from a guy that I can only see like 20% up.
I
Want you guys to open the water farm, I'm going for the water farm
Oh my goodness, you mad stop by or a farm
I can't be fair, I did a whole stealth bombing run and bombed him and killed him.
I was your order to take, there was no one to lock into this thing.
There was somebody scanned in the back, I think, too.
Really?
Maybe, for a chance.
Is it an awkward person?
Oh, Mr. Gary and Mr. Yu and Yagami, what should have been good, um, man?
Thank you, Bob.
What do you say to Bob, what?
All I know is I saw scans.
Hmm.
I got the drill.
I don't see any of the movie obsessive,
because you definitely watch the trailer.
Oh, Mr. H, you left the...
He left the sasside to watch that.
Really that good?
I don't see a scary movie.
I do it quite...
Actually, you can do this.
Trash movie?
I know what I heard.
Wait, let me see if we can get up again.
No, you want the hideout scores on it and then you can scan.
I'm gonna upgrade my weapon.
Oh, wait a minute.
Can you still shoot without it?
Nothing on scan.
Oh
I'm coming out, I'm coming out!
Give me that!
YAAAHHH!
Maybe?
I like the right here.
Can stay on.
I'm starting up.
Oh!
I'm so sorry you stole it you stole it I'm so sorry I don't have a cool excuse like rockets
Oh my goodness, not even a clue, it's just like rockets, oh my gosh.
I'm just a piece of shit, I shot my gun.
Oh, back this way boys, back this way.
Recharging shields.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Put a nitro gate down.
I
Think good yeah
But where is everybody?
No, oh we can't vocal. Okay, we'll do right here. You're out of this mouth right here boys
Yeah, that sounds like a split in plan
One, let's go for one.
Actually, I need to help you.
No!
Through the gate, through the gate.
Oh, my god.
Got it.
Oh, my god.
Beautiful, I mean.
Oh, my god!
We're down, we're down, we're down.
No!
Try to show me.
Hey, listen, listen.
Look out for me.
Let me see you.
Uh.
That's not a shit.
It's not a shit.
I'm coming!
Oh!
I just took my damn...
I got you, boss! I got you!
BELIEVE!
This is a full armor farm!
I'm charging my CT!
You armor farm, you armor farm!
Congratulations!
He's toiling with the man.
How are we doing pretty good?
All these other teams!
Right.
Oh.
Nice
No balloons
One team over here
oh yeah oh yeah that's I'm super saying oh well we're all gonna die over there
hold on hold on oh oh my god oh my god
God
Good
Yeah, I can help you now well how'd you dedicate the way
oh my god
he's not even shooting around the wall for like six fucking months
wait what did you miss
no he just wasn't there
oh my god
have you got him
oh 100
oh fuck me
charge him on my shields
I'm coming you guys.
Yeah, I'm coming you guys.
You better not be too much, mate.
Yo, the replicator's coming in for a minute.
I don't know where to start in my life.
I
Made a mistake I made a mistake
They're shooting at me.
Charging by KTL!
Where's the first fucking kid?
I'll take my ass.
I'm gonna get him!
I'm gonna take shields.
I'm going in!
Yeah!
You guys have any light ammo?
I got a little bit of your safety.
Thank you.
I'm gonna kill the left.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'll take your gun.
Fuck off!
I think I got it well.
this is a judge
nice
I'm so weak
that one, that one
oh my god
oh my god we got
Adelaide
Oh my god
We're still in this, we're still in this, we're gonna live forever!
We're gonna live forever!
I won't let you down
150
Nice
Yes
Just stay here don't push up
Oh my god!
No way!
No fucking way!
Guys, guys, guys.
What are we talking about, right?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Wake!
Was it oopsie-boopsies?
It was a missy butt!
MISSY BUTT! MISSY BUTT! MISSY BUTT!
MISSY BUTT! MISSY BUTT!
To match my legs!
Oh my god.
Ex-Liv-Rage!
Max-Orphan too.
Max-Orphan!
Oh my god, that was a max aura opportunity.
I call those max aura opportunities.
She did a syringe fakie on.
Yeah, syringe fakie.
Get the clip.
of your brother all only died by the storm
bad laughing bad laughing bad laughing
hell yeah
back to our loss
we did score, wait what
Who
You check in task manager under performance makes you use the 50 90 GPU. Of course I am
I can wait apex can't run on an integrated cannon
There's no way good. Oh, no
Frames yeah, there's no way
I would do anything for 300 frames. Don't really hit GPU
50 90 it's three years. It has 7% use right now
out.
10%?
7%?
What were the lobbies?
Guys, I actually think, listen, I know you said this couldn't be the problem hideouts,
but I'm telling you, I've been having that red box on my Apex heap all day, and double
LSD isn't working.
I think what the problem is is something, I play so many restrictions on my internet
because of the deos attacks.
I put up so many protections and firewalls.
I enable like everything.
You know actually, I blocked the, I blocked any connections from 150 countries, I just
picked 150 of random, I can't get connections from 150 of random countries.
That actually might block the wrapper if the editor needs to change anything, so that
might be, I don't know, do I need to do something with that?
Hmm, yeah, maybe.
Uh, let's RIDE!
Where's your wife at what he where it is 1150? What do you who?
I
Something you bet I hate you. Yeah
Yeah karate master over here
It's her eyes. You got to admit that on a Tuesday
Holy fuck peanut Street without me is just a digital retirement home full of broke peasants press pretending to entertain
peanut without me is just a grown man talking to himself for hours all his
broke little peasant spam emotes returning they're watching something
important until the king joins chat then suddenly the whole steam terms of
the 37k dudes fighting for my attention like it's speed dating night I'm telling
you I'm telling you I swear to God if this fucking k-rock a master if what
What was the movie, what was the fucking movie, Karate, if Karate came over here, doesn't get the fuck out of here right now, this is what they got.
You don't need to kick him out, he's just free money.
It is a pretty lucrative business.
It is.
Holy shit.
It's coming closer.
Put it all on black.
Put it all on black? Put it all on black?
I'm telling you, one day, I've said this one time before, but one time, I would like to go through all of my stream elements and find out exactly the dollar amount that Dylan Dennis is getting.
And then live stream myself going to a Vegas casino and putting it all on black
One day I will one day that's a lot of logistics deal, but one day I will do it one day
I would take all the dollars Dylan Dennis has given me and I will put it all on black
The only the only issue with that is if you win he's gonna take credit for
100k if they can beat me in any video game.
I'll send anyone in the comments 100k if they can beat me in any video game.
That's how confident I am.
None of you peasants are good at anything.
You just got another 50 to say that message to you?
Yes, I'm now up to $200 for the night.
It's going pretty good.
Pretty good.
good pretty good just phone to the chin right now just fucking double chinned up
100% hundred and 50% neck be a double chinned up yeah I was close to the
chest does he what do you what's it what's the sport call again it's isn't
it called like like Norm on to or something was it what's a sport called
again what his sport yeah the sport that he's professionally it's like
Gormand 2 is something.
Oh, brother, I couldn't even fucking...
Bellator! Bellator! Bellator!
Oh, Bellator!
I have ever heard a more pushy name verse 4.
Every day, every day.
Is he fight? I mean, I think...
I'm the burden of him in forever.
Must be that guy.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm just making shit up. Honestly, I would not doubt that Bell of
door is right now I would down it I would down it all right my side we are
Go with it!
Are you stupid?
I cracked two of them
I cracked one
Should I go for the rest? Nice
I cracked one
I'm gonna go for the other one
Oh my god!
They're gonna get you
I'll climb up and clip one.
What, 170?
Get away!
170 on Newcastle.
Up there.
Go, go, go!
Right, right.
Oh my god.
Clear.
him low health
oh
I had to back out
get out of here
don't go running
we're running
I
Find out where you could be
I'm gonna do it pretty good right now the escape route
Thank you, good night.
Oh, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
They're fighting.
Well, let's get back in there.
I need to get back up.
Move in.
Target by jiggle.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get out of the car.
Yeah!
Oh, my god.
I got one, Jack.
Oh, my God.
Is anybody going to drone?
Got him.
I'm coming in the bottom.
Once we need him, once we need him from the back.
Got him, got him.
Oh, you're just one of them.
You're just one of them.
I need a one-times sigh. Oh, thank you good shit. Thank you
What a shot beating
There's shit out of me
Oh my god
I
I got four man
We need to go so far
Incoming care package
So fly over this we go through yeah, we need to fly over
Do I need to anyone a bucket I'll know me one
We could also
and then spline at the other side.
Purchase, purchase for me.
Hold on.
Enhanced.
Hullus!
My weapon!
Hullus!
I added a hitbox weapon!
Hullus!
Target machine!
You don't know where it is?
Oh!
Get out of here!
What, guys?
I don't know.
Oh.
I'm coming, bunch!
Lack of health
YEEAAAH
Oh
All right
Nice work, nice work
There's a vision
Other one
Send him
Oh, I missed your publish
I missed your publish again
Oh
I'm I'm I'm I'm here boys
Go that way boys, go that way boys. I'm good. I'm good. Oh my god
I
Mean
I need you guys to attack this you would be ready
Oh my god
These guys are the biggest bitches. Oh my goodness
We are talking straight ability right there
wall oh by his mind this is well I swear to God if you go past road oh my god oh my god
I don't know why I did that I'm gonna die
Oh
Not back top I
Guys guys for the last like seven and a half minutes
I've been just being dragged behind a truck to my hands tied
I have no idea what's happened. No clue what's happened since the end of that game. I
I've been I was getting my ass bound it
for like seven minutes frame and then at the very end I hit a shred to kill myself
in the storm accident
some would say that'll happen
I'm not gonna lie I blacked out after I killed three people and then six more showed up
What the f- where?
Um, four point?
Let's do it, Peter.
We have a man of your word, but I'm sure you'll never leave your mom's basement long
enough to step foot in a casino you goofball.
I'll put my foot in your mom's basement.
That was another $50 from Dylan Dennis.
We have to $250 from Dima Dennis in the last 30 minutes.
Fair play crew.
Get a job!
Right now!
Also, the wife and I absolutely love you.
Absolutely.
Queue up Limitless.
I love you!
Get a job!
Guaranteed.
Maybe a couple bottles of whiskey.
100%.
Just sitting right next to him.
100%.
What's the karate master do on a Tuesday at midnight?
Scratch scratching the belly
No, no care whatsoever. No hygiene
Check my last post my next fight is bigger than anything the stream has ever seen I
Hate to say it. All right pal. Okay. Nobody's showed up to your karate time
Okay, I know you got probably got you black belt your cool white robe and you're gonna say good. Ciao a couple times
Good job, right? Okay, right with when your mom is in the audience clapping. There's my son out there. Okay. All right
You know what? I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you, Chief.
I had to Google and just check out Dylan Desk. The first thing that popped up was Dylan Danis getting his ass kicked.
Really?
Basically.
Oh, shoot me sweet raps.
Yes, it says we're in heaven. We're in heaven.
What was he's the DDoS it?
The DDoS it gets you fixed yeah, yeah, it's it's fixed and fixed
Don't you worry boss. I got all sorted out. Oh, I'm I love this map so much
It's pretty okay
The best is it I
Think it's the best. Oh, no, no, no kids Canyon. That's where it's at
And where's that?
And where that...
Did he take it out? He took it out.
He did. He did.
And by they, I mean literally the guy on our phone call, fuck yourself.
Yeah, that was my choice.
I bet it was.
I see you've made him people over there.
And what do you think about this map?
Bad and zealous?
Oh.
Oh
You know that he got banned from UFC events for life
He's doing this bad music events for life. Isn't that why you go to Bellator? I
Don't know I don't know. I thought that's what that was. It was like Bellator was like
of you. They're going to be washed up or you're like you want somewhere to go. Oh my goodness,
he's bad. He's bad. We should go. Hold on. Wait a minute. She's good with USA fight
It's just a flex on Dylan Danes.
MSG Brawl, what is that?
Is that what's in cereal?
Mm.
Madison Square Garden?
Oh.
I think.
All right.
Maybe.
You got into a fight with the audience.
What do you say, milk?
No, the MSGs.
I appreciate that's in cereal.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You really fought somebody in the audience.
You fought somebody in the audience.
I'm fine.
I bet he lost that fight, too.
You got Rageman.
She's got one guide in real life.
I around one guy.
I around one guy right there.
He's here.
I don't cry any better than you random guy in the audience.
Sweet.
Put that guy in road B in the wishy-picky finger old
What do you fucking come up with this
I'm going in boy follow me
I'll see what exactly buddy like once every couple streams off you like sit down the couch like do this be a sick one-liner
And then I'll use it. Look at that. I'm gonna go right it down. He just remember he just
I'm talking to me. I have to remember for the day for today because of 007 it was I was gonna start stream
I was gonna say it's not
He not if I'm not for double or seven of them and dad
I'll tell you on a second. He's just distracting me
That's your purpose
Thank you
Oh, I see speed this to the road
Even I hear
I don't check that man, he just pretty powered me.
No, no coming back!
Back to you.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh god.
Imagine the aura.
Oh my goodness, imagine.
Imagine the aura.
Oh my god.
Nothing
No, it's really nice knowing y'all
No
Oh my god
You shadowing kids one
I don't know the name it was two
Yeah, I knocked you on the outside and then these guys came and killed us the gullis and people I
Believe that 100% of hi-hats
What? I got a knock.
Harsh but fair. Harsh but fair.
Who did you knock on the inside or outside?
A couple on the inside, couple on the outside.
A couple here complaining about his stuff.
I mean, I knocked so many I lost out. I actually lost out.
Yeah, that's more than Dennis can ever do. That's right.
That's right.
And oh, he just gave me $54.
He goes, I was throwing down on the floor
of Madison Square Garden because they couldn't handle my aura.
None of them could handle me one-on-one,
go watch it, do it, dammit!
Of course, the 48-year-old man with heart problems
in row E isn't gonna be able to 1v1
a fucking Bellator champion, okay?
Breaking news here, breaking news here.
I had to kind of indulge right there champion. That's a bit of a stretch, but I had to for a second
But it was one be one of the eyes doing what is wrong with you? What were you on crack? I
Couldn't watch I had to be he's on crack now
There was been everything except the stream because he pays you honestly, you know what I think this is like a safe haven for
I think it's like he's going back. This is kind of the one place. He isn't bad from
You are. You're not like a pet. Oh my god, guys.
Here is no shot. This is what Dylan Dennis is seeing right now.
Now he's now it just looks normal to him. It's it double negative.
What is wrong? What is wrong with my god?
What did I do? What did I do to it?
You know what? You know what I'm thinking?
I actually did do an update earlier, and I restarted the computer right as it finished, like in record time.
Like I waited for it to say finish, and then I restarted it.
Maybe I restarted it. Maybe it technically wasn't done.
You know what? Maybe for chance.
You think so?
Maybe, maybe.
I'm definitely, I'm definitely seeing texture bugs happen.
Like, like today texture bugs happened, but we crashed.
Like it kicked us out of the game.
Yeah, I don't know, I might have fucked the CPU.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Guys, when I say I heard crunching sounds,
when I put it in earlier, I meant I hear it.
I mean, it was like open a bag of blades.
It was, I heard crunching sounds.
fucking game i heard i heard some
crunching sounds
i heard crunching sounds
i can't even imagine
like i don't even know what this looks like
holy what it just got worse
oh my it looks fine
you should try that new GPU
you think so? think so? yeah i think you should give that thing a little test
I think I'm gonna do the DDU thing because I actually never DDU'd my computer when I well
I guess it's no I guess I didn't really have to but I might do a DDU
You do not much?
Don't ask me what that stands for I don't know
Yeah, I when it comes to the computer. Nope nothing don't ask me. Yeah, don't answer the super
I just hope it I just cost my fingers and hope it works
Save you brother. Hey, be a Xavier
Hmm your firewall settings 1000% you I think this proves it's not my
Firewall settings. Well in no way that firewall settings just make your PC
fucking. I'm at this red square on my speed the entire time.
What does the red square mean? It means you're having an internet problem.
Okay we have like there's three of them out there so like specifically what type
of internet problem. What's communicating with the server on your side.
Okay, so what does the line mean then?
Yeah, well, there's a red line
I did nothing
I'm gonna hit the speed jibs, just get that a lot out of here.
You can win this, appreciate me.
I'm out of here.
Blow you, come here.
You can't win, you can't win.
I can't win.
I cannot.
I was just trying to get you motivation.
All right.
I can't. I cannot.
I was just trying to get you motivation.
All right. Back to the lobby. Back to the lobby. Back to the lobby.
We got reset. Quick reset. Quick reset. Quick reset.
Everything looks fine right now. I think it was just the game.
We'll go back in there and we'll be good to go.
All right.
Don't tell you, it's got to be my router.
I know that makes no sense, but it's got to be.
It's got to be all the things I did.
Me?
It has to be. I'm telling you, it has to be. Think about it.
There's nothing else. I'm glad this one thing you've actually really changed, right?
That's the only thing I've changed in the last like yeah, it's gotta be even though that makes no sense
Even though that literally makes no sense at all. It has to me
Ruby in stream. You should just like take off all the settings test it out and see what it's gonna happen. Yeah
I've never seen that or this is fine
It's the game. It's got you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't see you. That's your phone
You haven't been able to run another game. He's he's blamed you for three separate things
Well, that's how evil he is. That's look it's fixed boom as soon as they blame hideouts
It's fixed.
Winston's?
I think not.
I don't think so.
I think not.
You may, you may, for better?
My hands are too deep into this PC right now.
My hands are too deep into your pussy right now.
I knew, no, I knew you were gonna say that.
I knew you were gonna say that.
Oh.
I locked it in boys, it's time to win.
It's time to win.
Go back to what you said before. Your second phrase that you were probably doing in 007.
Oh yeah. I like my silly juice shaking. Not stirred. It would be cool if I was playing 007.
If you were actually playing the game or a scene. Guys, listen, listen. I had so much cool stuff
like ready to go for the 007 stream. I'm telling you, if I was all set up, when I said that phrase,
you'd be like, oh, that's sweet. That's cool. I swear. I swear. You would have been like,
like, oh my god, that's what you said.
That's EBTPC and the wifi in your mom's house
really letting you down.
Dillardez, by the way, $50 more.
No way!
Yes, we are up to, I think, $300 or $350
from Dillardez alone tonight.
What a sweet man.
What a kind man.
What a kind, kind man.
What a trouble, gentlemen.
it's actually fun fact they allow people to use ebt when they come see his
fights
you know that
well fun fact well fun fact
well belters special well belters special
well karate master's special
this was packet loss
I appreciate when it's the three squares that means packet loss
Holy shit
What wait none of the second number doesn't matter right the second number doesn't matter what second number?
He's the first number. Yeah, I see your loss. You're at 60 loss. That's insane
But I think
It's kind of like the fluke number if it's on the right if it's on the left and you're your fault
It's just an apexing it's an apex thing
if you have 60 loss on the left everyone's teleporting like you
unplayable like absolutely unplayable but if it's on the right it's kind of this
I had a good day and yet like a couple other players were telling me they're
like it's kind of like false oh a fluzy effect which yeah which I'm sure it
still does something but it's not like unplayable
Oh, I just don't know what it does.
Oh.
Yeah, but if you have, like, full of loss, it's GGs.
So 60 pieces is floating.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
All right.
I listen to that.
I listen to what you said.
I did not know you got me red hand. I did not know
There's anyone see a signal. I'm trying to or a farm
I was just gonna sniper actually.
Hmm.
What's that?
They usually spawn on top.
Like this at top?
Oh yeah, up there.
Good.
I run here.
Oh, thanks, boys.
here we go now we're cooking
He died.
Uh, devotion.
It's all proof of damage.
Charging up my Zedir!
Yeah, devotion to Zedir.
Flyin'? Is that you?
No. Hey, me wise.
I heard a valk, like kinda close,
but I could've been there.
Goin' in to me out there.
Yeah, there boys. Let's go get him.
Coming.
You've no juice it's whoever no juice
We need to look at dad are you not dead?
No bottom
I have no idea I I have no idea from across the map holy shit down here
That's just the RA45 with the roller, you now I would die immediately!
I'm tainted, I've never seen something like that.
It was spectacular.
You got this Mr. Noko! You got this!
I'm gonna have to try to res?
That was that.
Well, I appreciate my boxes a lot of the time.
If you have so desire for a...
Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Take some time, take some time.
Oh, incredible!
It doesn't climb?
Oh!
He's doing it, he's doing it!
He's doing it!
I was doing it in the banners.
Why you don't use a sniper six feet away?
Think about that.
If I had hit that headshot, it would have been instant that.
No.
Johnny would have been instant that so close
we'll get a modern flippie plant oh by the way i see an incredible amount of cool
all on tv screens in the background
Round two, so we should just go back to lobby every game.
Something isn't right.
Something is going on with this computer today.
You're just, you literally exploded.
I think my GPU is ripping apart at the seams.
I can't get over the couple of crunches.
It's like, I heard a couple of crunches.
I heard a crunch or two, a crunch or two,
nothing too crazy.
Oh, oh, oh, it looks fine.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Like, what was your face when you put a bit of a piece of you like...
It could be bad.
Well, I heard a...
And then I was like, well, alright, well, let's make sure we put it in right.
And it looked pretty straight, and so that I proceeded to continue in which then I heard...
And now I'm here.
Works.
Not hearing hissing sounds.
I can't explain it don't don't ask me to explain it, but it has something to do with my internet restrictions
It does it has nothing to do with my garbage, so I don't ask me how I know because I don't know how
Two teams by the way
Three teams
We could land far
Oh my fucking god peanut
I'll handle a boy stay back
We can do it with this this I'm giving you two cells
Wait what oh here
Two down one low two down one low
My part just doing my part just doing my part
He was he was
Oh
I
All go five days soon again
There's another team
We take him boys we take him
I
I forgot to shoot him with my bullets
No one's for 90 I can go get no I can't
Dropping us?
Okay, I'm walking on this side. I'm on your side. One's on my roof
Wink a wink.
Do the wiki on him.
Okay.
I'm coming with you.
Look how I don't like that.
They're everywhere.
Oh!
What about me? What about me?
Okay.
What?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I'm coming you bastard!
I'm coming!
The fight's not over yet boys!
Not getting it!
Brat, dude.
Oh, come on.
A little adventure by own.
Yeah!
I
That's committee dog. Oh, hey, how you doing? I'll catch you. Yeah, you do it by
By some online
11 11
I didn't play my best I did not play my best, okay? I was close it was close it was close
But it was not my best. It was not my best
It's okay. It's okay
Let me check, let me check. Hold on. Let me check.
Hi, that's that bug.
Incredible.
It's incredible.
Incredible.
I did not. I was trying to wait for you.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say, you can check that.
What's the time?
Who can't see that?
One second.
Oh, what?
Get me out of here!
Oh, it's Wimgy.
I feel like my back is like coming to jail.
Boys, it's time to lock it in.
We've been grouped all around for two of your games.
Now it's time to lock it in.
10 seconds.
It's time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Wait, 10 seconds?
Oh, I think so, yeah.
What?
Think what?
Like you, when somebody dies, you box-res,
which I think the first box-res is free,
and then the next box-res I think is like 10 seconds.
And then after that, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure, I feel free, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I'm not...
Like, there's no timer, there's no time,
but you can just box-res immediately.
Hmm.
All is all mixed, let's go.
Hmm.
go from Italy, Mr. Burbina up on your
I'm sure you are enjoying a delicious cigarette in your living room right about now.
I've been there on your on your I've been getting a sleeve tattooed about to
finish the last part of my piece and watching your busy clips to trap me in
one of my favorite clips with a microphone pick them a font line
monster on steam but you were two times.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Hey, don't worry. Two years of op-ed-on seven hours a day, just thinking of the best jokes
I can and the best clip is me fighting. Hey, don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry, boss.
Hey, don't worry. Don't worry, boss. Hey, don't worry. Just glad to know that's my
best work. I don't know that's my best work. Don't worry. Thank you, sir. Ah, thank
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Uh, mmmm.
Um, mmmm.
Bad thing happened eventually.
It was bad.
As the boss said before.
Let me die away!
I want to ride it all night now.
All night now.
Let me die away!
And I want to ride it all night now.
All night now.
Now now Dave you can see go
It's from the chest
I'm getting that sniper. I'm getting that sniper enhancing my weapon and no scoping everyone
Okay, keep this keep this
But the kids serious. It's about to go down. I'm down to clown
Grabbing an org 99
My weapon
He wouldn't name with us.
Huh?
He wouldn't name with us?
I don't know.
I don't see anybody.
CJ4318cent peanut.
When are we getting the body pillows I need one for personal use?
I've been saving all year to get one.
You just want to put a flashlight in it. I'm not let you do it. I'm not letting you
perhaps one day I will release body pillow and what you see. But not right now.
Yes, yes, I have a new lineup. New lineup coming very soon boys, very good.
Hi boys, where's the next step of the upgrade?
Highland probably. Usually the players are
We go beyond it
We scan for teams
Thanks, but yeah
Okay, I've been repeated, but that's about it
that they should be your and the alternator
okay
let's kill him
I see I don't think the ring capture the last one
care package coming down
you need a scope for your guns
No, I don't
Okay
I'm trying to ping it
You're alone. That's what I look back. No, he's never alone. You're never alone. Oh
I think up
I
Say for us play down here
I
No, it's not back on the way
For a second, I thought you're gonna say that
I would have had that too that was the perfect shot. Let me tell you we still go
Massive or a bomb opportunity. Nice. Nice. Nice. What are the two teams?
Yeah, it was.
Who's the other team?
Oh.
Look, I hear people.
Hmm.
No, I hear this.
Did I call?
Yeah, I'm just scaring the guy.
If I'm going this way.
How did somebody ask you?
How did you get your name?
I just made it up in college.
I
Always
I'm pretty guys. I don't want to say I didn't want to say this but I think so it has to have these men enough
I
Not a bad PN, but if I was I bet you just made it up right there
I'm gonna cry.
I'll let you go now.
Are you an atheist?
I was like, no one here.
My Gravis card is breaking itself right in front of me.
Every bit of this is more and more artifacts.
Is my Gravis card?
Is it still happening on your screen?
Yeah, right here.
There's a bunch of Lego pieces on the side of this mountain.
You said raid flight
Wow
That was so much further than we would have been
We were almost closing right there, we would have been a walk-through and then have a team possibly camping us right here
I just heard a shot right here
I'm not gonna lie. I thought you told him to turn around because you should hurt some shots over here
I did that's what I said. I heard some shots will be out there.
Oh wait, power
I think I have to come in for the jungle?
Yes, but we have to go there too, kind of.
Oh, it's the Spursack!
I don't know if this is the best bush.
Oh
They're gonna land us
Let's go kill those guys
you need to move. Okay. Mm-hmm.
We will not let off the gun.
We kill them.
Yeah.
What my whole life.
Get away! Get away!
There's a code!
Oh, that bastard!
You put a bunch of goo on the thing!
Right here?
Yeah.
Oh
Yeah
You see boys you see boys. Oh my god, they're walling you hold it right here
Right here right here right here
Oh my goodness guys, that was the perfect or a bombing opportunity and you took it again
Jesus Christ, that's on us. That's on us. Yeah, don't let happy in
We see you to the city
I'm captain. I'm down in I'm locked in
Okay
I hit him a little bit.
Come on again.
That's more than that then.
Tartar you're buying shit, kiddie.
Oh my god.
Nice.
No
Go to the top
Yeah, so well
He's I'm a hundred
I
The clue is...
Is that my face, not my sight?
Are they all just gonna die right there? What are they doing?
We're ready to kill them.
Oh good, our team!
What the hell?
I see squad are fighting.
We can save them, we can save them.
Oh my goodness, that bastard moved to the last van or second.
and we got this we got this we got this
he's laying here he's laying on the cannon
he's laying on the cannon, last one in the zone
over here, it's much, it's much
OH WHAT THE HELL I'M GONNA GET HIM
What?
No, is that?
Say there's a cell.
Am I shooting?
Any more?
I don't have anything.
I'm starting my 2-0!
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing!
I don't have anything.
I don't have anything boys!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I
Was it time
The other guy show up alive by the way, there's a little boy just right over here
Oh wait wait wait wait!
The speedbrits can push them off that mountain!
Please get out of here!
Please get out of me!
Where's the speedbrits can push them off the mountain?
Guys, I don't want to farm this last kill!
I have to do it!
He's reviving.
He's up high from behind the box.
On the box behind the crane.
Damn.
He's gonna Resnall.
Okay, now we've got the second one off
Alright go ahead jump well unless you want to remind
That happened pretty good work out your voice really good. What is that like full win? Say we're doing pretty good
Start challenge right now. We can't lose
Yeah, I was pat me outside today with like gold two or something. I think we would got what we would make was I
Goal three
So, it's a goal for you, too.
Too easy.
You just beat Fade.
I'm pretty sure I've heard that guy's name.
I think we may be the best to ever touch this game,
by the way.
I'm pretty certain.
That other guy was a guy named, quote unquote, Fade.
Have you heard of him?
I think I've heard of him. Yeah, not anymore
Because because that's down because that's downtown easy peasy. There's no way. Hmm. They were a roll of that
Not a chance buddy not a chance also
Yeah, no, no
Although I could one be one fade any day of the week wait a sign
You know, I believe you. Thank you. Thank you, chef.
On or off drugs? On and off the court. On and off the court.
Oh, I'm both at both. Oh, you see, you crash, you crash.
You mean? Oh, you mean crash?
No way. My screen does not look good. My screen does not look good, boys.
Oh, no. Let me, let me do a quick restart, quick restart, quick technical difficulties.
I'm just a copper that you didn't go to these
Hmm, we have 12 achievements in this game
You have 12 achievements in Apex Legends
Which all that about I doubt this much. Oh, look about the whole game only at 12
I
Genuinely can't tell if the game looks normal right now because this entire fucking thing is an asintre
I've got I've got
Purple flashing lights that would send an epileptic in the shock
Is this normal just a fucking noble to everybody
It looks kind of normal
It might be normal, I don't know
I
For PC guys my PC is genuinely exploding beside me. This entire night. Isn't it new?
Yeah, it's new guys. I'm telling you guys in reality. I think it genuinely is my internet things I did I
Do you think that I think my internet because I put what I did to my internet was well
I did a lot of shit one of the things I did was I like blocked information from specific sources
And I think there's like I'm like missing a piece of the game hit like it or that wise
I mean
Yeah, I've never seen or heard of that. So I'm like I'm sure I'll trust you
Thank you. Thank you. By the way, this is a shot the dog. I have no idea as we're not damn it
Software doesn't cause artifacting we guys I'm getting word that software doesn't cause artifacting. What does that mean?
Someone translate it's just a normal. What does that mean?
It means your heart it would be a hardware issue. Yeah, so that means your GP your actual GPU and not the actual not the game
No, it's gonna be about it
Guys, I'm unable to connect to EA series right now. That's the third time I've gone to you
It's gotta be the right.
Mm-mm.
You can't even connect to the menu.
No, I can't get to the menu right now.
Fuck.
This whole thing is fucked.
I got to do some serious- Whatever you did, there's blows in the mouth.
Why did you close out completely?
I got to do a whole analysis after this stream.
I got to sit here for hours and do an analysis after this stream.
fucked up you crazy you're going through hell right now I'm telling you since
Saturday I just had so many fucking time I can't play a game for seven hours I
get fucked they should be me I know I'm telling you he'll be me part of
that no doubt in my mind oh Jesus Christ the new drivers no it's not
Cuz I tried to play double 07 before I even did that
Well, unless it's two separate problems double 07 just broken a toe
What the fuck is going on around here what is going on around here?
I came to the lobby. I can't even get into the lobby step one is I have any man
No way the apex servers are down right
All right, buddy. Okay. All right, pal.
Hmm. Sakin' four times.
Hmm.
Hmm. Secret ritual.
Secret ritual. Secret ritual.
Hack brother, they got you on Saturday. Yeah, they, they, they, they tinkered with my mainframe.
On Saturday, tinkered with my mainframe. You know, Tamont, system 32, deep boob.
The bits and the data.
They took my bids and gave me data it's a common problem it's a common thing
hackers do they'll give you they'll give you the bids and then take and then take
the data and then what when they're tinkering with your mainframe that
they'll tickle your mom in a month I do I do actually I do mm-hmm yeah that
happened I genuinely think this is all the stuff I did at the router I know
that doesn't make sense right I got a gut feeling I got a gut feeling I feel it deep in my phone you
can hear your steam works everything works and it's just like it's just this is so weird
I can't get the game yet now it kind of makes sense with your internet thing because now you
you can't connect which yeah steam right man he's not fucking fan you don't know
I could be hacking you know yeah we all saw that shot yeah you saw that shot you
You saw, you saw, that's it was not bad, you saw it, you saw it, you saw it, alright let me try, let me try it one more time, guys this might just be a scuff situation, this might just be a sort of, this might be a fuck situation here.
I'm not sure what's going on.
By the way, your brother said you could play the starting student screen with the banger
track from 007.
You guys should do the starting student screen five hours in a stream.
What is going on what is going on?
I'm telling you there's some evil force working against me since Saturday
There's a some evil force. I have not gone through a stream since Saturday without like a hundred problems
Actually kind of shit I know insane. I'm getting fought
Yeah, it's more than one game to you. That's the crazy part.
I got you to get into the game. I was going on.
He got no data.
What if he took my data and my main frame is hacked and the bits are gone?
You want that for a second? You want that for a second?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Kill me now. Kill me right now.
I could open some cases in Counter-Strike. That is true. That is actually accurate.
Gambling could be a thing. Gambling could be the solution. It usually is.
Dylan, we need more $50. I wonder if that will work. What?
Yeah, like what if you load up a different game and then...
What if every game is having random issues? Like, real one, back in, back in, back in, back in!
Oh! Inward! He's back in.
Oh, I've got the Home Depot theme song playing in the background too!
Nice.
Do more.
Do better.
Help me, though.
Open all right.
Oh, yeah, good to get it.
Oh, right.
Good to get it.
Yeah, guys. Oh, yeah.
Honestly, after this, you know, I'm going to sit here for like five hours and just
go crazy on this stuff.
I'm going to lock in.
I'm going to lock in. I'm going to lock in.
I'm going to lock in.
We're starting tomorrow, we will not have a single stream problem ever again.
I'm locking it out to the stream, I'm going to fix everything.
I'm fixing the geek squad.
The geek squad at Best Buy?
Yeah.
I'm trying to fix it.
I'm pretty sure the geek squad is made up of 17-year-old uneducated dumb bitches.
I'm like nine, I'm just saying.
I don't think there's a single certified person there to work out anything.
I think it's the micro-sitter. Now those guys are geniuses. Those guys are geniuses.
Micro-sitter guys, let me tell you, even the cashier is some high-tech hacker wizard.
They bring a problem to Geek Squad. They're just like, yeah, we're going to swap it out.
And they just, they don't even deal with it. They just swap it.
The most useful thing I've ever gotten out of Geek Squad in Best Buy was when they had
a bowl of screws.
And I picked one because I lost one for my SSD card.
That was the most I've ever gotten out of the Geek Squad.
Now let's RIDE!
You
Fuckin' invoice. Fuckin' in. Fuckin' out.
It's time to win. It's time to dominate.
You want a less game, yeah? And then that's when we deceived?
Yeah, yeah, we won. Yeah, we'll go from back to back.
Back to back.
Yeah, we just creeped out last game.
Last three times I've watched this game until it gets happening, it's got to be my fault.
100% your fault, Mr. J. 100%.
100% get out.
Get out!
I
Fuck
We go Mel
I'm juicy
One squad
Yep
Is that the fuse trail?
Mine yeah, no this is from a mad Maggie event. Oh, that's a
I think he's nice, he's nice.
I like him more, I like him.
Oh, we got two teams out of us, two teams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got two more.
Uh...
Do not keep fighting.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Get one right there!
Oh my god
I'm in here. There you go
Right side
Dr.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't!
Save her.
Please help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
I got it!
We're back! We're gonna live forever!
It smells good.
over here
I
Just as what this pad can do
What what's weird the p-y next to the crafter
Oh god, these are these
I
Ever since I beat the Nintendo
Oh, yeah
Game when I was a kid back in old
Fav Bond actor
Well, I'm a victim
It can happen that fast it's what you're right. Fuck him. I got you gentlemen. I got you. Don't you worry?
oh my god no you can break that with one punch
I
Go for it. Yeah, it's fine
I'm going to go back to the first floor and I'm going to go back to the second floor.
I'm going to go back to the first floor.
This is where you're on this way pretty odd. Yeah, you put some respect on pc. Oh, thank you
Thank you
These kids nowadays
Oh, you know fellas. Yeah
I'm fucking cold
How you doing?
Hmm
If you resist a waterfall
Although he flew to the sea, perhaps a skip of the shooting birds
Ah long ride to the next thing I saw a day good
Replicator's coming down. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Oh my goodness
he's incredibly, oh my god. What the hell was that? Wow. Oh he's chasing. He's
Oh
This one the right
Okay, I have to think
Roochie chaff
Thank you
Things far one minute left squad that was on that
weekend
Okay five push out by now
45 seconds to get to the ring it will be a long run for you
You're good.
That's really nice.
Good work!
Nice.
Alright, but how would the game...
How would the game...
Wait, wait, wait.
Destruction?
Yeah.
Destruction what?
We can just go down.
Go, go, go, go.
Nice.
Yeah, we're leaving.
We got too much, too much.
I don't think we're going to wait.
That would be tight. We'll get later into the night.
It's this really come out. He's a not the same gentlemen. We were faced. Oh, wow
They're definitely
Not some boats
Oh my god, they're on us!
Right here!
What?
He's building on this building?
Go on!
Uh oh, I'm dead. He's 1H3.
It's a little over on us.
Ah, thank you much!
Oh, nice.
Oh, that's not bad.
You're in the deep?
What is, what, what are we doing?
I think you might be going for the jump head.
Rusing.
Bushing back, pushing back.
I'm going this way from the east.
Yeah!
Oh, I hit him, I actually hit him.
Oh, right, oh right.
Right?
Right, fellas.
We're invisible.
We're in team, we're in team.
I'm sorry, I'm not in team.
Yeah, we're in team.
We're in your disc.
We're in team, we're in team.
Don't shoot us.
No.
This is for you.
do not die oh my god do not die
Oh
That was the shittiest gold bit of ever see there was even a gold I mean it
Would you worry me turn on time?
I'm a beat it's gonna come big. Yeah
I can try to
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
We're definitely fighting in some choke areas.
I'm making my way to you, Peanut.
I'm reviving Mr. Hydehut.
I think it's his team that's leaving me now.
We're gonna jump from where we ended.
I may not be hitting a lot of shots, but I'm also here.
I'm here with you guys!
No, you little bitch.
We're down here, down here.
There's a team down here.
I'm coming for you!
They're in.
Okay, okay.
Now, I'm going to now.
Things.
What the fuck is that?
We should keep forward, we should keep forward.
I
Oh my goodness, I'm so fucking dead. I have no self. I have no deals at all for anything
Move this box. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the box
You fucking can make any panic with his way here
It's over there, it's over there
Are you ready, ready?
So you can see
I think he's swinging right, he's swinging far right
He's swinging far right
Put a pad, yeah, yeah
Go, go, go
I
Said this isn't
Yeah, I
Have no yours at all pretty big. Yeah, come on. Drop me a bat
You watch you watch you stay for now
The funny right here we might go to like potentially third
I'm gonna look at this we just hold where we are though
I'm done. I'm just I'm just poking over here
We're going down
Why did I fucking do this?
I'm coming to you, peanut
I'm next to you peanut
There's an overflow in there too
Go for it, go for it, go for it
They're all on this box
I
Oh my god
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I was you followed that entire game
Yeah, what I was you called that by game. I mean that was
Wow, I was you called that I gave
I
We could guys if we all get infinite ammo we could all be used both that actually might be the move
I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking that that could 100% be the move you would overpower them
Ridiculously at medium range. I'm down to use bows. I'm down guys. It's all good. Let's all get in ammo. Do you suppose out?
I don't know why I see him as a developer badge.
Sit down for this one.
You might have to sit down for this one.
It's going to be a big surprise.
It's because he's a developer.
Good question though. Good question. Good question.
Good question. Good question.
Alan, run!
I'm glad you're here.
Dixon Center for 19 said, Hey, Mr.
Nut, could I get a happy day for my
birthday and love you and your
streams?
I
Want to realize no more do goobie
Oh my god, I might be the best player ever!
Oh my god, I just hit each of them for 91 each!
Oh my god! I used to need some of them for 91 each!
What now? What now?
I don't use R9s.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
What is this?
You got it, you got it, you got it?
I'm going for the last one.
Dodge!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that? Look at that!
Look at that!
Alright, let's drop the reaction.
Ora, Ora.
Lightwick, no reaction.
Lightwick?
Lightwick, no reaction.
No reaction.
Look at my face.
No reaction.
Lightwick?
No reaction.
Where are the rest of them?
No reaction.
Oh, they're like in the morgue.
You can find the names at the end of the daily paper.
I just, I've puttyed out all of them.
I'm fucking legless in this bitch.
What do I know?
Oh, pictures.
Maybe this way?
He's just in the last sub 2.
I
Oh my god!
You're the fucking man!
And that's how it's done boys!
That is how it is done!
I'm gonna get a victory base for you, man.
Good work, boys. Good work.
There's a second team over here on the left.
That was nice.
Like we're no reaction.
I need more arrows. I need an infinite mohazap.
We got Bococo. We got Bono.
There's a sniper uh
Fasher over here.
Bono?
I think you can get arrows from those. Can you?
He's gonna do both.
Yeah we can do both.
Yeah.
Good thinking, boss.
Hmm
Bo done
Yeah, I go by many names
Does everyone have a bow right now
Yeah
Let me see what we're gonna do boys. We're gonna go right for the care packages. I just saw two on the map
I don't know where they are now. Is anybody tech for the art
Yeah
here. There you go. Oh, let's go. Let's go for this one. Oh, wait, maybe because I can see care packages.
I can see, I can see, I can see as well. Let's go. Let's go for those and get the
infinite ammo.
Oh, challenge. Only bows. That's one fee off of infinite ammo. We drop our secondary weapons.
What do you think?
We can just use two bows.
Oh my god.
Wait, that would make sense.
You don't need a bow.
We don't have those in it.
Oh yeah, we might as well get two bows back there.
Yeah, we could have.
I like my arnons, but...
I think they just flew in.
Oh no, wait.
Oh my god, let's absolutely murder this person right now.
Kill him at once.
Oh, he was flying in.
Dammit.
He's gone.
He caught him in flight.
Dammit.
Fuck.
They scared us too.
You jump out of the roof, yeah?
I think so.
Yeah, he'll hide out.
Yeah, that was another bow.
Give me that.
Two wheel bones.
Oh, I need to find the other side.
Go, go, go.
I got you
oh you going to start chasing them
oh fuck this is target practice
it's a Katniss Everdeen type shit
Katniss Everdeen
what's going on?
oh
is the guy that's here out here
90 on him
oh my goodness gracious
Oh that's not gonna get, that's not gonna go good for me.
Oh my god, there's stupid, there's stupid, there's stupid, there's stupid, run, run, run, run, run!
Still running.
I hit 280.
We're still alive!
Wrap us around.
We're still alive!
Right here in this building.
I don't fucking care.
I'm gonna push this game.
Let's go beat this shit out of him!
90?
Oh my god.
She went for 90.
I
I'm God! I'm gonna live forever! I'm gonna live forever!
He's hitting you, he's hitting you.
He's chasing you, I'm in the sky, I'm like a fuckin' soldier.
Oh my God! He's chasing you.
You never catch me! I'm too bad!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm coming, I'm coming you peanut.
I'm wrapping, I'm wrapping, I'm wrapping, I'm wrapping!
Oh my God! Why'd you tell me someone was shooting at you!
I never tried to beat an old train.
Oh, I didn't know.
Got another bandit.
Bad lab. Bad lab.
Bad lab.
Don't worry.
The three-bow dream is still alive.
It's still alive.
We go back in there. We get three bows.
Yeah, there's something that can land on there.
Guys, wait a minute. What if we just get two bows each?
and then we can we don't really need it.
You mean?
Mm-hmm.
Perch it, perch it.
Actually, we don't even need an infinite.
That's right.
We have 80 shots.
So it's basically infinite.
Basically.
Mm-hmm.
Six bows and a three.
Gonna set for the silly pidgeon.
His face twitches are getting pretty bad lately. That's just the crack. That's just the crack
I've been rambling about 40 to 50 lives for a stream. Yeah, it is
Mixing it with a little black tar heroin excuse that look that I desire that I require
You actually read this no never not even one time not even one time in my entire life
I actually hate you I actually hate you fuck yourself
Fuck you.
The question.
Let me know if I can have any more questions.
Yeah, one line for death, one line for death.
Oh my god, I'm so ready!
That's right.
That's right!
What happened to your stop Asian hate bands not repping it no more you won't be done
I have a 2x4 and a bruiser
The bruiser is pretty good
OH I HAD IT FOR 90! I HAD IT FOR 90!
I missed!
NO! THAT WAS THE PERFECT ORIFAL MOMENT!
Here's one.
NOOO!
Nice.
PLEASE!
There are bows on this ship.
You said we have two bows? Did we have two bows?
Yeah.
Fantastic.
I should be I should be drinking as well
Oh my god guys they're so low in there they are so fucking low holy shit all
Oh my god if this other team of cops was not streaming the entire time I would have given them all
Got one? Nice. Oh my goodness
Is that in the water?
I'm going in!
160
Oh my god! I got the Whirlpool Clip!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Let's fucking go!
Double hornbucket! Double hornbucket!
You can do that! You can do that!
Lightweight no reaction.
I got the rise, he's healing.
Okay, coming.
I don't see them.
I'm down.
60.
I'm coming back!
Hey, hold on.
60.
120.
take range oh come on by a real range
16 oh well all right go ahead
no time to a stand it's time to leave at once
immediately we get once they're all pushing you
extremely hard you this one we wrap around and maybe over here maybe over
Yeah
I would like to pay the game and be cool
And I guess I've got a kink sent hello, mr. Nutney and my wife. I think hello laughs
You are truly a great person. She said you are a great cashew and vtuber the wife says
Oh, no
Did your wife just call me
Fuck your wife. I am a pedant. Don't do it! Don't you ever call me a cashew here again!
What? What? What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
The mini-training should do, no, no, mini-training should do.
I should have kept running.
He should have kept running hold on we might have to jot this down for future generations to remember
Just so they can learn from this experience
I saw you crawling on your knees, and I thought to myself what man would I be if I let my teammate
crawling such shame oh save for crawling save for crawling save for
crawling for you to pick you up when you're down as a friend should thank you
thank you don't go by the way I heard you say earlier that you're gonna get
evicted you live in like an apartment some yeah so I live in LA and I live in
This apartment complex and I got a noise complaint the last time we played together and in the noise complaint it said
Screaming aggressively and this is when we were doing the escape
How is anyone in LA making a noise complaint it's
It's basically the spoiler of the world.
I mean, no offense, no go.
No offense, but I guarantee the person that reported you
is drugged up off of heroin as tattoos up and down,
basically covering their entire body.
And who brings that you can fit your butthole through?
Who is making these complaints in an LA apartment?
Genuinely, I guarantee you,
he was railing a right of crack while on the phone.
Who?
While on a rhinopel.
Who is making complaints at LA?
Who moves to LA and be like, oh, dude, it's going to be quiet here.
Who moves to, who genuinely buys an apartment in LA?
Oh, I can't wait for the quiet.
I can't wait to hear the birds in the morning.
You're going to see three crack boys throwing up in front of your house twice a week.
That's what you get when you move to LA.
quiet in peace. Are you fucking high? They probably are high. They probably are high.
That's ridiculous.
No, they probably are.
Mm-hmm.
And what you're saying is not incorrect because I used to walk outside of my apartment complex
and see literal people, like literal crackheads on the corners. And cops would just walk
right by them.
You live in Texas, right there.
I think you should be shooting up.
Texas is worse than LA.
I used to live in Texas.
Texas is worse than LA, the worst thing that's ever happened to me is someone not thanking
me for holding a door open.
You say Texas is worse than LA, are you high?
You're one of them.
You're the one who made the noise complaint.
You're fucking high.
You're fucking high making noise complaints on NoCo.
Texas is worse than, are you insane?
Are you insane?
This is the nicest state in the entire country.
You meet a guy and in 20 minutes they'll die for you.
That's, that's cap, that's cap.
It's because they all have guns on them
and they don't want to do this fucking shit.
Yeah, whoever's sitting on Texas is definitely in Texas.
I'm Tonya.
Meeting an asshole in Texas is like genuinely,
shockingly rare.
Shocking.
Like you'll sit there and think about it
for the rest of the day.
That's how rare it is.
Whether you're at a restaurant or Costco
or a fucking Target.
Oh my goodness, fighting someone that isn't
saying things like thank you
and opening doors for you is like,
fighting and diving.
And not getting points, not getting, I get it.
guys I'm dead I got triple swan Austin Texas for three years you're kind of
correct that's okay that's even more of a statement than you think Austin would
be probably one of the places I would say that is gonna be less like that
place it's kind of like the Las Vegas subsection I'm gonna go ahead and die right now that's
still there buddy is that cool with you don't go oh yeah this is not a real one not a real
player yep yeah oh yeah no no not a judge either this guy is 100% in the chat you can say oh
Choco, do you mind looking up in the air shooting your gun?
I'm so good. You might look up in the air and shooting a gun
Just give me give me a little give me a little shoot shoot. Who's I'll tell you I've I've been a is it the fuck?
I don't know about it
He's the pathfinder the pathfinder. I could be wrong. I could be wrong
Yeah, that he knows
Look how he's not looking up at the end shooting. Yeah
Because he's listening and he knows that's what we want to do
Don't look up in the air and zoomed.
Look, he's in the air!
I bet he's thinking about shooting.
He might be.
He caught him red handed.
Oh?
Whoa.
You see that?
You see how he did that?
He's a shit.
Die in hell.
He's a shit.
and die there in the game of course it ain't no fuck that out of the game you
piece of shit that's why I tell you listen no go I didn't believe in the
in-game meta I did not believe in it I was saying it as a joke for the longest
time it actually works taxi got banned because he told someone to kill
themselves and didn't say in game you know that yeah but taxies
taxes also fucking bat shit that's true but I'm saying in
fact he has said in game I bet you he would not man I bet you he
would I bet you I bet you he would not man but he did do that
he did say in game I fucking knew it I fucking knew it
but he just did what I told you shot in the air you shot in the air
Oh!
Is this an ing?
Do I do it again, buddy?
Is this an ing?
You won't do it again.
Hmph, yeah, do it again.
Do it again.
You won't do it again.
Do it again.
Right now.
This guy had like a 17 minute fucking delay, grew up.
Yeah
It was the blankest fucking stare like you just waiting for him to die
I hope he dies in the game of course
In the game of course
I want my bow
there's the AT&T CS2 game it's Thursday that's we're gonna poop on them we're
gonna we're gonna do the autumn easy when you want you're actually gonna do
actually guys hold up guys you know what I just thought of the best idea it
listened to me have you been following the AT&T tournament at all Mr. Noko?
uh it's a little bit listen listen listen I'm giving you seem tired of one
raging yeah a couple times this I swear I will kill Tyler one and mid-round hit a
case during the AT&T tournament is it not done yet no this is the next one
And hit a case mid-round after killing Tyler one.
Every time?
Every time, I remember every time.
But maybe one time.
If we're winning, I'll do it every time.
Wait, I forgot to see us two give Death's Feed.
You can know who you kill, right?
Yeah, you know who you kill.
Yo, yeah, I'm saying it's gotta be every it's gonna be every I'm gonna hit a clip on Tyler one with an op and then hit a case
That's a round hit round mid round mid round
Watch watch up there. I will I will I will hit a case mid round after killing Tyler one mid round
I'm gonna watch this what if it's a gold what if who's destined what if God hates Tyler one?
You just get the two to two case harder
Which one I'm blue button
There's so many teams there's only teams there's only teams in
Now you're lying. I'm captain on jet dog
Don't cap that ass
My god
We're down
I'm gonna act like that wasn't a big deal is to live
I mean just another round for me
Light with no reaction light work no reaction
up
Nice
Now it goes
What are you going to do
Don't die don't go back to the one there
I can't help it, I can't help it
Here's your little knife, I need a pinkie right here
I'm going in!
Keep watch out, keep watch out!
There's your little knife
He's not gonna be dead?
He's left, he's left
Nooooooo!
I
Don't you fuck
I forgot about that I would I forgot I forgot about that Oh
Oh
There's a bow versus a PK I must fucking kill them
Do you want to just run it down and get 30 kills this next game
No
Yes, we'll write down. We'll write down inside of it inside of it inside of it
Say they're gonna play for a couple more hours
I
Wait for me wait for me wait for me all right wait for me wait for me
Let's ride
You boys ready to win you sure
Drop in 30
All right, I'm going I'm going to send to the old
Okay
Yeah, it seems we can pick a side. I might just pick the side
Yeah, no, yeah, we're gonna land high we're gonna land high. There's solar going all tight. Don't
You hold up in a soda where
I lost the fight. I lost the fight. I won't lie to you gentlemen. This guy is one shot!
Help me my god!
Paragolf pro cent. One time my girlfriend yelled at the lady gentleman.
Excellency. So I made her my wife.
Excellency my man.
An excellent decision good sir. An excellent decision good sir.
Fuck.
Excellent!
This is an excellent accident.
We gotta go back height.
You're up here with us?
Nooo, we have to go back fucking height.
There, this team was there.
You gotta, like, try to make it out.
Try to fly to me or something.
But...
And I'll just do not lose this.
This is your game.
Yeah, I just put players in your game
I shot my shot my shot
I'm gonna try to get to you straight he's landing on me
Don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry don't worry
Don't worry don't worry
Oh
Yeah, guys, we're moving in the wrong direction we are moving in the wrong direction it's time
To lock in it's a lock in it's a lock in
Pians follow me. I
Do not that I was cooking out there. I got the kind of what half
Are we still plat we still lose it
Question
Yes, we have it predator on another town on another town
My last one for three in a row we can't we live off spawn. Mmm, let's again
Never give up never what that's not even the same
Never give up.
The fact that you guys still fuck that up regularly, genuinely, almost every time is insane to me.
Guys!
It's never back down.
Never one.
I have not seen one of you fuckers type that right in like a month.
It's never back down.
Never one.
Never back down.
Never one.
of
the
That's why
Are we alone here
We are indeed alone
Perfect.
19 enemy scams checkpoint, uh, cascaded.
Let's go cascaded!
Down. Marty going.
Uh, Eva harvester on us too.
He's so great, really?
He just said, did you?
If you boys see what, if you boys see what, follow me when we wish.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't go back to the power!
Hacking up.
Are you useless?
one HP, what? I got a no-rag, I hate this, alright
Go go go!
Hit your own dog.
On the back.
Yes!
That's why there's one.
Okay.
Dead, dead, dead.
Go, go, go, go!
Holy shit!
Are we dead?
No.
Who's that one? Who's that one?
Stay alive, stay alive.
Stay nice.
Yeah!
Block him, block him, block him.
I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in!
Okay.
I'm coming.
Nice shot, nice shot, nice shot.
Trampada? Are you?
That was me. Not really much.
I think the other ones were...
was it?
Nels?
I was just looking for the starting point.
No, checkpoint, checkpoint, checkpoint.
Where the hell?
I'm just used for now, boys.
You can meet up Command Center.
Her chance.
Her baby.
Where the- are they leaving?
I
Get back all right adults we just back off in the right right here
Just go for scans
Oh, I'm a coming out good
Miss it but miss it but miss it but miss it but miss it but I'll be right there, but don't you worry don't do it
Oh, yeah!
Go on, machine.
Kick down some cover.
Can you drone?
Can you see somebody?
I think?
Nope.
All right.
Go up there.
Under.
All right.
You're alone?
Yep, you're dead.
Yeah, boys!
I need help.
Coming.
Stay alive.
99s are 99 skin this is
In the tournament
She out there they bitch
She out there they bet
Mm-hmm
We will not let off the gas
Got an enhanced weapon and a smile on my face and I should be that simple
You need something else though. Mm-hmm. I even I charge rifle is food. I read
mmm
You just go to find a sniper thingy
I really really want wide
I
See anyone
We're right here
Back it wait, where's that?
No, no
I like that I like that
Oh, guess I'm your big bro.
What was that for?
Did you do that game?
Refueling my shields.
No, I'm coming
Oh my god, he's here!
He's walking right through!
Come on!
Close!
He's warming up!
Hold that trophy! That shit out of him!
At him!
I
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm climbing on the cook room.
I'm just here, I'm going behind you, I'm going behind you.
I mean, I'm depressed
It's peanuts. Oh, what are you doing? I'm good job
I'm gonna go and all in game
I'm going to go solve these issues and then I'll get it.
We say.
No, I said it's right.
That's right.
You have to figure that out.
After I get a tasty burger.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the games.
We did it.
Yes.
Thank you.
Good to the end.
Good times.
Godspeed.
Have a good one.
Have a good night.
Good night.
All right.
Good night, boys, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now.
Sorry about all the problems that have been happened
in these last three days, boys.
I wish we could have played 007.
Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish.
I'm gonna go figure out what the hell is going on
with my computer, why the artifacts are happening,
why sometimes we're in LSD mode, why we can't open 007,
I'm gonna go figure it all out right now boys.
I'm gonna go figure it all out.
That way we can have no problems, hints for,
hints for, I'm gonna go make sure we have no more problems.
You can play now.
Do I can't?
No, I can't.
I've been playing all night and it's sick.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself, sir.
Fuck yourself.
You didn't try.
So true, real and true.
Real and true.
You haven't even tried real and true?
Real and true.
You know what?
As true as the sun rises in the east
and sets in the west,
it's true I didn't even try.
Not even one time actually.
Not even once.
I just assumed that we couldn't play.
Guys, what is wrong with me guys?
I didn't even try to open the game.
I did even try.
Can you believe that?
Thank you motherfucker thing!
Are you an idiot?
Are you a stupid person?
Are you a super person?
Are you a stupid fucker?
You really have sit up here going,
I couldn't play the game without trying?
I was an out of late to scream I tried so hard.
I'm sorry, but that's okay.
That's okay.
What happened to give us a
that's okay.
Oh
Did you install the game on your PC
What are you talking about what do you what what what do you talk? What is that what kind of suggestion?
Are you serious? Are you are you high? Are you are are you taking tokes off the doink it?
Hey, how many tokes off the doink or how do you take it tonight? Are you are you are you are you hitting rib skis off the doink?
You fucking hide
Go to steam and install
I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck
I'm
Fine that's my best
Alright, I'm getting up, I'm, guys, I'm gonna go figure out what the hell is going wrong.
We did solve the DDoS problems, thank God, that's one problem out of the way.
Thank God, thank God. We solved the DDoS problems, no more DDoSing.
Oh my God, that was annoying. Fuck that guy. Genuinely hope that guy has the worst life
and goes to hell. Genuinely, I'm honestly, well, probably not something I have to hope for.
I'm sure he's on his way.
Um, I...it's...uh...
Damn furries. I don't know if the furries are waging war on me.
I don't know if that's the case.
I don't know if...I don't know if it's furries waging war on us.
I'm not sure if that's the case, but, you know,
I mean, technically it could be, we don't know.
We don't know, we don't know.
We don't know.
So, you know, it's the communists.
Could be a communist as well, could be a communist furry.
Who knows, who knows?
Who knows, who knows, who knows?
I'll tell you what though, it's a big bitch.
It's a big bitch.
Oh my goodness.
I guarantee you this guy is, oh my goodness.
Did he just make a joke about AIDS?
Did he just make a joke?
Did he just make a joke about having blue hair?
I guarantee you, I guarantee you, did he say
he has a slur Saturday?
Is this guy free?
I guarantee you, I guarantee you this guy
is the biggest pussy in the world.
Um...
We look like Dylan Danis tonight, always knocked out.
That's a thing is I don't even know
if Dylan Danis' sport works like that.
It might be whoever can say,
could child the loudest.
It's fucking Karate Kid versus Karate Kid.
Baladoy, I'm gonna Google what that is.
Everyone, let me out of the floor.
What?
I'm Googling what it is because I did to you.
You know what, let's just google it.
All right, here it is, the exact, all right, here we go.
Pussy version of UFC, I call it, look at that.
I'm cheating, that's not what it says.
Let me see.
How do you spell Bellator?
How do you, wait, how do you guys, how do you say that?
Guys, how do you spell Bellator?
How do you spell it?
You try turning off the PC and turning it back on.
I
Did actually happen to try that I appreciate
I actually I did happen I appreciate the suggestion I
Did happen to try that. Thank you guys. How do you spell Bellator? How do you spell Bella? How do you spell Bella toward?
Hi, B E L L A T O R M M A
Dollar tour MMA was acquired by the professional fighters league PFL in late 2023 and many of its historical elements were rebranded to integrated into the
PFL. I mean, I don't know that is to me
What is it though?
What is it a
Major American mixed martial arts knew it called it
I called it we've got a karate kid in the chat right now and his name is Dylan Dennis
He whips out the two-finger choke hold the wishy-pink your finger hold
He does karate tricks flips and dashes all over the ring. I
Knew it. I what did I say what I I knew it? I knew it. I knew it. I literally I literally called it
I literally called that
Why was Dylan Vanis banned from the UFC?
A massive cage-side brawl with champion Islam Makhachev's teammates at UFC 322 at Madison
Square Garden in New York.
The incident erupted, the incident which erupted just before the main card was fueled by bad
blood dating back to a chaotic post-fight brawl involving Khabib Nirmagomedab and Connor McGregor.
Moments before the main event, Dan has gotten into a physical altercation in the spectator
seating at Makhachav's teammates, including Magomed Zaynukov and former UFC fighter Abubakar
Nirmagov-Madab. It took well over a dozen security guards to separate the two factions.
So next time Dylan Dennis comes to here running his mouth,
remind him that he picked a 1v1 fight with someone from the audience. Someone in the stands
who paid a reasonable price for a ticket to the event and he fought that guy. Maybe he
got confused. Maybe he got confused. You know what guys? Let's give him the benefit
it out. Maybe not confused. Maybe you thought that guy was who he was fighting that night.
Maybe he thought John Winterbreaker, not a good last name. I just in in row five, C.E.
was the opposing champion. What if he stood up after it? Oh, God, did I win? What did
the judges say? Maybe he got confused. Maybe he got confused. Who knows? Who knows? We'll
We'll never know.
I couldn't think of a last name.
I genuinely couldn't think of a last name right there.
Hmm.
Winter Breaker, that's right, that's right.
Winter Breaker, one of that smoke.
Winter Breaker, honestly, he wasn't just an audience member.
He was ready to brawl.
He ripped off his shirt, showed his muscles.
He was ready to brawl.
What he didn't see was Mr. Dillon
coming at him with the kachow,
the karate chop, the five-ply wood breaker.
Good tuba boys.
Ooh wee.
Mal-a-way.
K-chow.
K-dinga.
Dylan Danes said to an innocent bystander in the audience.
Allegedly, of course, I don't want to get sued.
Johnny Wintabricka, that's right, that's right.
Watch the video.
I don't know if I can pull that on up in stream, guys.
I know a lot of you guys say,
oh my God, Peanut, you can't.
You don't know.
You don't know, pal.
I don't know either.
So I'm not.
Oh, all right.
Okay, all right.
See you guys.
Have a good one.
They like to call that physical DDoS,
and you search Dylan Dennis and team Kebab Browl.
Kebab Browl, Browl, Kebab Browl.
Those two words being next to each other mess me up.
All right, good night everyone.
Good night gang, have a good one.
I'm gonna go figure out all this stuff and eat a burger.
Have a good one, good night now.
Good night gang, have a good night.
See you guys tomorrow, see you guys tomorrow.
I'm gonna go figure out all this stuff.
I'm gonna make sure it's all prepped and ready to go tomorrow.
No problems, no problems.
We might even play 007 tomorrow.
I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Hopefully we can, you know, maybe we will, maybe we won't.
All right, good night, good night, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night, everyone.
Good night now, have a good night.
Good night now, have a good night, everyone.
Good night now.
Good night.
Good night gang have a good night, good night, good night, good night, rest up now rest easy
now gang have a good night now, have a good night everybody good night now, good night,
Get out of here, get out, get out!
I'm not gonna believe this week's break to make it burger and diarrhea!