you
You
The names nut
Pea nut. And I like my silly juice shake and not stirred. Gentlemen, I've been contacted
by MI6. They have given us a mission if we ever so choose to accept it. They need us
to save the world.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's as far as I got.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
How are you more doing on this fine,
whack-a-doodle Wednesday, boys?
Hope you don't mind,
but I took a couple of steps of the whiskey
while the starting suit and screen was a roaring.
The wood board reserved.
a whiskey suited for a bug later such as yourself.
Delicious, delicious, delicious.
What fixed it guys?
Guys, it was all along my fault entirely.
It was genuinely all my fucking fault.
I hate myself.
I cannot believe we wasted an entire day
just because I fucked something up.
It was one of the many, many, many DDoS protections
that I put on my internet when that guy was DDoSing us.
I turned one of them off,
which I thought was the most suspicious,
and boom, it opened up instantly.
It opened up instantaneously.
It's just a ten-on, it's a little hot in here.
It's a little hot in here.
Now boys, I know we're at day late.
I know we're a daily, a Twisted Senior Peanut.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Eat World.
A fine gentleman right there.
I see him, I see him, a fine, I'm not muted!
I'm doing the James Bond thing, shut up over here!
A fine gentleman, I see you right there, Montsuor.
I see you right there, a fine gentleman, Montsuor.
I have not played this game at all. I have not seen anyone play this game except for like a 32nd clip
Where Srowd ran into himself in the game. It was fucking cool. I couldn't turn it off, but other than that
I haven't seen anything at all. I haven't seen anything at all. It's time to save the world gentlemen
It's time to save the world. Okay. It's time to save the world
Insert James Bond quip here.
I know that didn't James Bond's, but now!
i'm about to click the button now i'm about to click the button right now here we go
three three two three two one here it is
so you fucked up your gpu for nothing precisely good sir for the love of the game for the love
of the game that's why i didn't the love of the game for the love of the game that's why i broke my gpu
Mmm-hmm menu narration is that like for blind people or like is it because it's like cool and part of the story
Let me turn that on for a second on
All right, it's for blind people all right, okay, it's from it's for blind people all right, okay
It's for deaf people
So I do have a me a stupid fucker I
I want you, I'm gonna turn this back on and then I want you to tell me how a DEATH PERSON
would utilize this setting.
Go ahead, the floor is yours, Monsoor, the floor is yours.
Explain to me how a DEATH PERSON would use this setting, all right?
I'm waiting, I'm waiting right here.
To score, but I want this game to look legendary and
draft with a plant in it.
in the scary parts flashbang dark effect when blinded by a flashbang show a
dark-screen effect instead of a bright light never never whether to autocomplete
all quick time event sequences absolutely not are you insane kind of what
kind of shit is that bunch of bullshit output mode we have I think oh okay I
don't know what I'm doing I'm just gonna stop touching I'm gonna stop touching
We need subtitles, we need subtitles,
and we probably do need subtitles.
Wait, did you see that?
Where was that?
Where's subtitles?
You didn't see that.
I didn't see, did you see that?
You didn't see, you liar!
It's over here!
Up, where?
Ooh!
Okay, I'm gonna make the subtitles a bit bigger too.
Oh, whoa, wait, what?
Hold on.
Alright, that should be a suitable size.
That should be a suitable side right there. That should be a suitable size.
There we are. There we are. Nice suit, Pete. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you.
Within the lining of the suit, I have a neurotoxin.
Just one swipe across the target and they are instantly dead.
Boop! You're dead. Boop! You're dead. Boop! You're dead.
The pocket square?
It's black, you can't see it. The pocket square is a bomb. I take it out, press it and in 30 seconds it's the equivalent of 200 sticks of dynamite.
And in my front jacket pocket, the pen is a laser, able to cut through 7 inches of steel at a range of 40 meters.
Thank you for asking. Thank you for asking. Inquisitive. You look bald. Well, you look
like a bitch, so I'd rather be bald right now. Let's see. A startup! I have to read the
terms and conditions. Starting with paragraph one. This end user license agreement or EULA
explains what you can and cannot do. I'll save the rest for later, but I will be reading
that I just want you know I will be reading that but I'm saving the rest I
only want I'm selfish I only want to read it myself you don't get to you don't
get to that's for me to enjoy that's for me to enjoy suck up on that oh my god
oh my god this is all right oh I can't wait to read that later too I'm gonna
read that later as well I'm gonna read that later as well I can't wait that's
Oh, wow. A treat after playing the game. It's like a bonus. Little bonus.
Sign up to unlock exclusive cosmetic rewards yet remind me later never again.
Novice bond is more resilient, stronger as constant access to abilities while enemies are slower and
weaken the best setting for people that want to focus on the story. Intended, a balanced
experience of which part of the enemies are tuned to give a fair challenge, the recommended
option for a first play through. Puresse, Bard needs to be more strategic with his health
resources and abilities while enemies are more resilient and harder to counter and experience
for the battle-harden!
Am I six didn't call us because we're bitches?
Am I six didn't call us because we're a bunch of pussies?
Lock it in boys. Lock it in.
walking in right here right now and please tell me there's a way they copy
my thing
The morning's taken. We are flying.
It's the government is uncounting. We have visual.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Sorry. That's what I'm making for the videos.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Oh, my God, they removed my NVIDIA control panel.
I don't even have it anymore. I don't even know if that was possible.
That's what explains the way you're caught.
That's the one further down.
Let's see.
We'll wait till we're where the satellite picked up an unusual heat sink
in for a couple of clicks off-coast.
Who else would hope?
That's all I've got.
I'll sort of retain a nice old camera.
Let's classify it.
Can't say how I've been around this one.
It's actually quite a bit.
I don't need to do this.
We're coming!
We're coming! We're coming!
Power's down!
Power is down!
Power's coming! Power's coming!
Power's coming!
We're not on the ground, just watch out!
Sorry, I turned it down! I turned it down!
Wait for one guy at the chat that said to turn it up right before the rocket hit. That's
actually why I turned it up. I saw a guy say turn it up like three seconds before the
rocket hit.
That guy. That guy's at fault. Fuck that guy.
I think those are claimed for a second.
I thought that was the intro music. I thought I'd be about to suck all the crazy right there.
Oh! Oh! I just used an O-Tri-
Fuckin'
I
I'm immersed. I am immersed. Oh my god. Guys, I'm immersed right now. I'm immersed. I don't know about you guys, but I'm immersed. I am immersed.
He wrecked me too, I think he's immersed mostly though.
Alright, I might be wrecked mostly, but I'm also immersed.
Oh!
That's where I'm gonna leave the volume for the rest of the night.
You can adjust your TVs, I promise I won't change anymore.
Maybe.
I lied to you, I gotta make it a little louder.
Now! You're gonna judge your TV.
I think I have a shoddy dog collar on.
What's going on around here?
What kind of place is this?
I got this, I got this.
That's why am I six colors boys that's why am I six call us
No way we're not caught, are we so dead serious?
A media better fall from the sky or I'm not mine
You always just move
No, we're not look at how would you want me to move?
Oh
Sneak around oh, yeah, no, of course. Yeah, no that yeah, no, of course. Yeah, let me go ahead and get right out there
Oh, you know what I was thinking the same thing let's sneak around oh
You oh hey great thinking there's a thousand of them
of
the
of
the
It was an ambush. Oh, the chopper's down. Hostiles are organized in heavily on the ground.
This is MI6. We're taking control of this mission, effective immediately.
Are you injured?
Don't live.
Hello again.
Because we need your help.
Hello again, MI6.
Don't.
Oh. You're not so us.
They're calling me.
Training.
Enough to make do.
I need you to be our eyes and ears on site.
Do you see a camp?
No, brother. There's some light coming from the other side of the mountain.
That's it. Get there.
We can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that, we can do that.
Must be a wire.
Oh! Oh my goodness!
Oh, I'm so nimble.
Oh my goodness, I'm athletic as
You see this guy?
Oh, I'll be back
I'll be back
It's S in space, it's not, God, okay, I'm on
Easy, easy, easy
I'll be sure you're up for this.
The adrenaline can mask even significant damage.
You better keep those levels up, then.
Now, we can handle it.
We'll sneak up over here and ride into the rock cushy.
Cross your city, Goose.
She brushes, she brushes.
What is it?
She's a vigilante.
I don't know if we should be speaking on the radio 10 feet above him but-
What is it my six getting involved with?
We're risk takers! We're risk takers!
You're confused. How and by whom is what I need your help figuring out?
Yeah, but why am I six?
That's classified.
Okay.
Who's running a reception office in the middle of the night?
You're so classified.
Also classified.
How can I help if I don't know what's going on?
By doing exactly what I tell you.
Yes, ma'am.
Go ahead and record that.
That's bathtub time material idea.
I hope it's the old lady from the Bond movies follow me guys follow me gentlemen
follow me
voice honestly we guys we have the voice in this game I feel like it's too low
are we allowed to do that isn't it let us do that yes he's already at max
Hmm why don't you would turn down this to 15 back to 15 this to 15 that to 20 and then we'll just turn the whole day
Max graphics as well. Oh good. Think I could think it. Think it
Why you get already on all the ultra boys everything's only everything's on max
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Hmm.
BC goff. Oh, my policy, my policy, my policy, my policy, my policy.
Everybody good is everybody good.
Most of the guys turning up. Okay. Got it. Okay. No more.
My policy, my policy, my policy.
My policy, my policy is everybody good.
Hi, Super Brother. Thank you, sir.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Easy mode off. I will let you know this is purist.
This is pure edged!
Have you located the camp?
Not yet.
I hope I'll see it when I clear the top.
You're keen to be keen to...
Retrieval mission?
What exactly alien technology not quite the aliens what then?
How long were you in the waterfall?
I did keep dodging the question
Get to the camp and find some warm clothes. I need you operational
Some notifications off fuck yourself. I like to read them sometimes
sometimes the actions making it hard to understand
but I'm getting calls to point I gotta make our way over there hey hold on oh
no I'm here I don't think what are we going up the campsite there
Is your eye still bleeding?
Fingers are the fastest to go.
What?
In the cold.
First they hurt, then nothing.
What?
Right.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
The cinematics are lower.
A little bit lower, a little bit lower.
You just gotta keep correction to the inside of the body.
I told you we should have gone down from the get-go, that's what I said.
I see some problems with Marcus.
Good. You're close to the cap.
You fucked up, buddy, that was most happened!
I'm just... I'm told.
Mortar certainly doesn't help.
You're in mortar again.
She's frustrated. That's what I'm getting started.
You two should be silly.
You've been working for a long time.
You should.
I can.
There's the entire camp and perimeter.
Enough to level this place.
Yeah.
What?
Is this their camp?
They're not.
Roll out thank you am i six
Am i six explosives you're the one running your retrieval mission
Not officially and instead of a grid of high explosives covering the whole area
It's a post-mission cleanup measure thermo chemical sterilization i didn't want you to get worried
Wait no chemical sterilization what's the worry about hey
Wait, wait, she's the one that blew my helicopters?
Yes, I know. Wait!
We got it! Is she the one that blew my helicopters?
No, you bot. No, I'm not stupid. She just said that she's the one setting up the bombs and the bots will get set up by those guys and those guys are the ones that set out the helicopters.
I don't know what she's talking about.
Follow me, guys, follow me, boys.
Those guys found the bombs.
That still isn't making any sense.
Then who's camp is this?
I'm sure we'll get all the answers.
We'll get all the questions answered.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
It's this, but if it's there, I can't.
And then why would they put bombs inside of it?
They took it over, then why would they blow it up?
It's empty, I'm on to something, I'm classified, alright, I understand.
That's all you have to say.
There's a window here I can get to.
Thank you.
008.
Double not seven, in three enemy premises.
You don't want a light draft to get in.
I'll do.
Good news?
Parker.
From the North Bay.
Stay on 7.
Stay secure on the 7.
And push this here.
Stay on the 2nd.
Stay with us.
Stay with us, sir.
Stay here for a second.
You speak Serbian?
I'm Montenegren.
I picked up a few phrases while mountain climbing there.
A man of hidden talents.
Now, let's figure out who these hostiles are.
I found a receipt in the jacket Berlin cafe November 17th paid in cash
Interesting
Keep it coming
Okay, we gotta find some evidence. You gotta find some evidence to see what's going on around here
Nothing suspicious yet. Oh my god, that's us
That's us right there
oh we do that's the bottom of a shoe
briefcase hmm it's full of ashes one of ours something that's going wrong
fascinating but what could it mean that's what I have to see yes we'll have
to see we'll find that out later someone's lying here he's been shot ma'am
Someone's taking a nap in the bathroom
Man someone's taking a snooze in the bathroom on the job
Foster one of yours, but it's only the camp was am I taking this keep going?
Found one of their guns what kind it's a TXK biome, but she's gone to the pool
Discontinued. Also, it's biometrically locked.
Brilliant.
Are we so fucking for real biometrically locked? Yeah, right.
Alright, follow me, gang!
Heading into the camp now.
Don't draw attention to yourself.
Hey, guys! Oh my god, I love bombs!
Jimmy Jimmy the Bob special ed
Oh, yeah, right away the bathroom shooter you got that guy good
Just to follow a smelly guy
I
Was missing what did he say he's a follows but I heard the last one follow the stents
It would he say was the first word
God fear doesn't this every god
Come to us military grade laid encryption not come by
All right, go and device your kid.
Parch, read my checkers.
In this context? Could reference Croatia?
Torn grid up here.
That's just a site explosives protocol from the MI6 Hamburg.
All right, good evidence. Oh my god!
Rocket launcher, serial 394 KLB211.
one one the launcher is part of a US shipment stolen in Algiers nine years ago
no it's fast keep digging we're not done
hey guys
yeah get out of here I ain't that guy you'd be bold
I'm on a bunch, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I know exactly who we're up against. A Balkan gang of thieves known as Arrowhead. Notorious for never leaving any witnesses.
Listen, I'm going to ask you to enter the Big Central 10, but what you learn in there can never be mentioned to anyone. Understood?
Heading there now.
I'm serious, Bond. You haven't signed the official secrets act. I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications.
I accept and acknowledge.
As you down, hold on a promise.
Get less than a minute.
So, I know it's a stop.
Mr. Nye, find him!
I'm opening his white good man, good old man!
So I head way to the lady who's done talking.
My man, my man!
Mr. Nye, find him.
You devious and dog, you devious and dog!
Thank you, my boy. I've been seeing myself.
It's very kind of you.
Thank you, Mr. Nye, find him.
And mr. Wings my wife what good bad good. I'm bad. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy
You see your tweezies. Give you we're gonna break your word. No as long as you all
Acknowledge and accept we can all be secrets wise
We wouldn't be learned again I
For god
Maybe this lady will like run everything twice over time.
Follow me boy, follow me.
Gonna hit the jack.
Hey.
Hey, he's gonna hit the John entering now
So
I can't
Take it mission protocol Graham below forbids any over a mention of this encryption level or not discuss any specifics
What is going on here?
We've turned it on it!
What's that noise?
Distortion.
Oscillating.
The hell is in there? Is it actually alien tech? Is that what we're doing?
I'm looking at the thing now. Oh, what's left of it?
I need you to look for the OBC unit, incident.
OBC? And that is?
Right. Uh, one more thing.
Not just conditions.
It's gone.
Hey, take it, take it, take it!
On it.
We're looking for a chip, boys. We're looking for a chip. We're looking for a chip.
Keep the tape, please, don't... keep the tape.
We're looking for a chip here, alright?
Boy, she's locked in. Locked in. She's... she's no time to do frack.
Just keep it.
He's an alien we're talking about baby. I don't know. Probably not.
You in there?
They're left in there.
I'm sure it's completely sealed.
It's sealed.
Should we be wearing one of those?
Come on. Someone's coming.
They're wearing hazmat suits.
Should I worry?
Give me a sec.
We got what they came for
We get on the zap in three weeks strike gold in Brazil works for me
The others are preparing to find a clean up now. Have there been to Brazil first time
What's it like?
Yeah, I need you to do exactly as I say, okay
Another backdoor clip head for it right now. What you need an antidote. You've been exposed to a better page
Oh no, no, no!
Go, go, go!
What is this?
Oh my god, I'm on the shot!
What exactly am I looking for?
I got a green box, green box, light on strike, green box!
The hell is all this stuff?
What did I do?
Hurry, you need-
I did it!
The orange one. Do not use the other one.
And show what the lady should do! There goes nothing.
This guy actually might be double-shit.
Did you just choose a 0% chance over a 50-50?
God.
Bond, you okay?
I might be pushing it.
What next?
Have a little rest and then get to somewhere safe.
You've done great.
We'll have an extraction team pick you up in about an hour.
Hell yeah, let's grab a bonk in the terrorist camp.
They still have a-
Hopefully they have HBO bags.
Yes, and we'll let them.
Thanks to you, we've been able to deduce exactly who the buyer is,
where they'll be meeting and at what time.
We'll intercept in a controlled environment with no risk to the asset.
You just get out of the camp,
tight.
Oh
What's the point
Oh my god
Yeah, that'll happen in battle happen moving forward
And laugh it.
I think Sony others are still alive, but the hostiles plan to blow up the place.
You need to get out of the Blaster.
No, I need to save those people.
That is not your call. Stand down. That's an order.
Listen carefully. You have less than one percent chance of success. Now stand down.
Oh, pig.
Take those odds.
We really are not...
...me and Johnson.
Two containers.
Before...
Double-rot German coming in!
Which one's first?
At it!
At it.
How much longer have we got?
We've got somewhere to be.
Oh
Can I talk to hesitate those people need my help
That's where I'll find the captives
Don't like
We can play sport on this iPad
All of you
I'm not sure.
Second.
Which we're right to here.
I've heard daddy three times for these drunk men in this dark corner.
Are we moving?
Do we wait?
What are we doing here?
Do we wait here?
Hmm...
Weep!
That's a Batman reference.
How do we see Passage Fools?
I'm picking up.
Die die die!
Take yonder, take yonder!
Oh jea, thanks for the practice.
I-I don't know if we did that right!
But-but we-but we did!
Breathe!
I
Don't be bored
Thanks
That's a no more secret around beat the fuck out of Edward. This is tiger. I insist
There you are oh
Thank God
You're shamed you're shamed
What are you waiting for oh sorry
Come on I'm tired. We've done a bunch of time and we need to get you out of here
I'll just stare that way. I'm gonna approach. Can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles?
I'm all you've got
Just one guy
It's so screwed get a grip of
What about the others?
We can't leave without them others in B4 other side of the camp this business in two groups
They were really rough. I hope they're okay. Okay. You need to stay put while I free them and run east on my signal
What kind of signal?
Godspeed
All right guys, okay, we got a listen before and G9
Before G9 before G9 lock it in boys lock it in
I
Check for loot
You are in G9 this was she guys all these are we oh
They knocked me out I just saved you assholes
No, but I think I like 50 guns and I've been there like a hundred guns in there
The call of some people.
Ooh, you collect them.
I definitely didn't hear boys.
We gotta move, we gotta move.
We gotta move.
We missed the bomb cat.
Guns on the four jackass.
Guys, these are biometrically locked.
That means they can only active them with the depth,
with the tip of the beaters.
We gotta get the B4 before they die.
All right, container B4.
Where are you?
For skin printing.
That's right, I get there easy.
Sorry, you weren't even watching this, I can slip right through the shadows.
You should be able to use that crowbar to avoid being spotted.
What?
I do the rocker scene.
I make sure the doors are on the other side boys.
We're gonna go right to the other side.
Lock the first side.
We're just gonna go right here.
right here
oh man
oh my Jesus, oh my Jesus
now while he's back his shirt quickly quickly quickly
take that!
God.
Yeah.
Thank God you're finally here.
Everybody's kind of unappreciative in this camp.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Listen.
I already freed your friends.
We've done a much time.
The hostiles are planning to blow up the camp.
Oh God.
They can't.
That video was in charge of the detonator.
Still, these guys mean business.
We need to go.
I got it.
Wait for my signal, then run east.
What's the signal?
C'mon now!
If you topple the central mast, we'll all hear it.
it barely standing in this store snap one of the lot these guys know too here the
detonator you better take it holy shit when it goes he run east towards the
sunrise and see first he's too fast too fast too fast the voices are super low
guys wait I think too low as I can fix it again it's a can you guys see these
guys I know let me let me boost it just a little bit more we boost it a little
bit more because we do this all night long I'm gonna turn this down to 12 turn
this down to 12 and then I'm gonna go out wait wait wait I'm gonna do 11 11 and
then boost my overall here we go
Oh, that should make everyone, everyone out of it.
That guy is lying.
I can hear it fine.
Oh my God.
All right, okay, then I'll turn it,
then I'll turn it to 13.
Then bring it down a little.
There we go, and split in between two.
50, 50, 50, 50, 50.
Not why I won't break free on it's own.
All right, time to bring the house down.
What? Oh shit. How did she quit?
Come on! Come on!
I should start things up a bit.
This is not fair!
Oh God! God! God!
Oh
Go go go go
Oh my god, I know we're gonna be two in time
Oh
Bootsy Bootsies Bootsy Bootsies don't worries
No worries. Don't worries. That was my body clone. That was my dog. That was 008. That was 008
Here I come for you
I could have given this time
Yeah!
Oh, shit!
No, no, don't touch it! I'll go!
Take that!
Goddamn.
What are you doing we gotta get out of here oh my god
Go, go, go!
It seems I've been pushed into the situation ahead!
Run!
Watch out!
Shit!
Okay, and that's why am I sick on us? And that's why am I sick?
Come on
Stop! I've got to get Major!
you
You
I can fit you!
Oh my goodness. Oh my god.
The name's Bond.
James Bond. He's with me.
Kind of a big move, I'm not gonna lie.
Today's not about me. It's about you and the incident.
Kind of a big move, right there.
Come on!
That was... that was...
That was a block right there. That was a block.
You look just like him!
Thanks!
Yeah, did you... I would say I look just like him.
I mean...
I mean, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I see a couple similarities. I don't know,
maybe I see couple similarities. I see couple similarities.
Right. I gotta say, you're healing fast. And it was you. Anyhow, you're getting in
Yes, all the way to the big brass, like the stir you made.
Do you want to go home?
Yeah, or go big and disappear.
So I'm in trouble.
Did I say that?
The earth is flat.
I wouldn't have.
That's confidential.
After you.
Is this about me hanging up on human Iceland?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
All right, that's how you want it.
Pleased to meet you. I'm James and you are
Infuriating you secretive
Money penny can I grab you for a second?
Oh, thank you, Mr. Blazing. I'm feeling good.
Thank you, my boy.
Mr. Haley, Mr. D, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly, Mr. Buggly!
Thank you, my boy.
Has that come with the first name too?
Let's not get carried away, James.
At least tell me who I'm meeting.
You're here to see M.
M. Right.
That's European.
You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
Then you're not.
Not particularly, no.
Mr. Ponsonby, James Bond here to see Anne.
Thank you, Moneypenny. Take a seat. Anne will be ready.
Thank you. Thank you for having me, Miss Ponsonby.
I want to do who M is but I also want to be getting a code name for myself.
Do you leak? Do you leak? Choose one or can you choose more?
I want a code name with that one, you know who that is.
You know, I didn't get much info about today's meeting. M, is that a code name?
Would be odd for a surname, wouldn't it?
Yeah, I know who it is. Let me guess.
Let me guess then. Master...
Monster?
You're very talkative, aren't you?
Lady, I've said like nine words since coming in here.
I just blew up a terrorist base!
For you!
This M character is he in prosecution somehow?
She and no.
It's a lead.
We do is M important.
Moneypenny mentioned M being high rank.
Yes, as high as you get in this house.
Right.
I do enjoy a quiet office.
Perhaps we can make a small talk.
I'm sure M will be with you shortly.
Yes, of course.
Send him in.
Right away.
And we'll see you now.
You would have ever said for ma'am, it's ma'am!
Take a seat.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
So, Iceland.
Air crewmen in training accidentally
stumbling upon an MI6 operation of the utmost importance,
initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Go get to the Red Dwarves and ultimately blow up
the invaluable asset we were there to retrieve.
I wasn't aware I was under MI6 command.
And I just chose not to take your advice.
No.
Right, yes.
Headstrong kicked out of several conflicts, thrill-seeking,
Several disciplines are here.
Issues with authority.
I believe there's more case of authority having issues with me.
Look, I know where this is going.
You can spam me the velvet gloves.
Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join His Majesty's secret service.
I want to make you a spy.
Hurry!
We're spied!
They were really cool guys!
We're spied!
They were really cool guys!
When do I start?
Now. Moneypenny's waiting for you outside. She'll run through the details.
Yeah. Put him through. You're dismissed.
Secret spies! Secret spies! Tell no lies! Secret spies! Tell no lies!
I now know what M stands for no you don't no I don't oh
Dude she actually call it bluff that was okay. I see what we do right there
She called our bluff hard right there. No, we have no idea what I'm saying for a sale
Where's money funny? Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow. She's kind of smart. Are you guys notice if the silly cheers boys cheers gentlemen?
Only the finest silly juice for tonight.
Don't mind me, Penny!
I think I've heard that position.
So you have some catching up to do.
Better get you up to speed.
As I said, basic training and initial elimination rounds are already concluded.
Only six recruits qualified for advanced training, and so far, all of them have excelled.
Final exams are in six months, and you'll have to ace all of them to qualify for field duty.
That's assuming that Greenway needs to stay on the ground long.
Greenway.
I wanna be his spy now!
Training instructor.
Missions above people and orders above principal sort of guy.
Judging from your profile, I'm sure you'll get along splendidly.
Anyway, I'm sending you to the MI6 training facility in Malta
while you'll be joining the other recruits.
The flight's waiting for you, so you better get a move on.
Break your leg, James.
John Greenway.
Yes.
And you're late.
What were you looking at?
Happy aircraft carrier pilot.
I got him scheduled, Keith.
We're on the move, guys. We're on the move.
We're on the move.
And we're on the move guys, we're on the move, we're on the move.
That's the training facility.
C-NIC.
You're not here for sightseeing.
In fact, shouldn't be here at all.
As soon as you realize that, the better for both of us.
Oh my god, I'm gonna like root off.
Got it.
Oh my god.
You'll have to take that up with them.
You're gonna be making sites and stuff for us the whole time!
I'm not dumb!
I like what you've done with the place.
You've got to reuse without compromising the historical heritage.
Put a splurge on the defense budgets.
We live up to or surpass all requirements for an intelligence service.
Yes, that's why I'm here.
SAS is here too.
You really have a nag for stating the obvious.
I'm surprised. I didn't know they trained at Malta.
I expect the list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
This guy's an asshole.
Come on, this way.
You see that? You see the way? Too much.
What are you whispering?
Hmm.
I
Step oh, oh, oh in my bag. Oh, you guys are fucking with me
Guys, this is serious. We have to get to training
Meet our new star air crewman bond so capable he could skip basic training
He'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills
one row
Step up bitch. Love to sir
Come on door bring it on pussy watch this
Show me what you got
Okay
Is there any button to push out of the left clicker?
We learn anything else!
So, perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, it's top of the class.
I tasked you with bringing him up to speed.
But, sir...
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
We still have to study for social engineering.
Well, consider it a challenge, Cressida.
You like those?
You know what, I'll up this one notch.
If he fails, I take two credits from both of you.
You know, I do love a challenge.
Respectfully, sir.
This thing would be wasting our time.
I'm Lockhead Boys, Lockhead.
It's not a good series.
Lockhead Boys is Lockhead.
It's not a good series.
We're not feeling the midterms.
Nice, we're not failing the mid-tank, we gotta study real hard.
Built this my bag.
Why is everyone ass-
I don't know!
I
Mr.. Raven my mother-tongue wicked man good man
Every society meet that even what's what good?
Listen, I don't know who the hell is playing famous for you obviously someone up high, but you won't get any
Oh, he's laying down on us with cuts and as far as I'm concerned you should only be here if you've earned it
Oh, he's giving us a business. Oh my god. Oh
No, oh
I'm not sure.
Hot man.
Impressive.
Boys?
Impressive is our top driver.
She'll take you through the drill.
I'm from the best, as they say.
You better learn fast.
Care to explain the car?
06 CBS?
A classic.
I've seen some real life action too back in her days.
Still a gorgeous drive.
There.
Go on then, head in.
Oh, yeah, by the way, we're in Britain.
Oh, just, the wheels are the wrong size.
Show me the course and give you a few points.
Let's do this.
Everybody hears about the freaks.
Don't crash.
Fuck it.
Go, go, go!
If you want to breathe when we're on wrong,
you need to up-look it.
Slow down to the corner.
I know what I'm doing, ladies.
I think we're making pretty good time!
He's at the time, he's at the time, he's at the time.
You guys get back to the dead one, you guys believe?
Oh, oh my god!
There's no gun time with these guys.
Oh my god!
Oh, right now the third shot.
I was starting...
Oh my god, he's right down the third shot, he missed.
Oh, they got it.
Course requirement is 30 seconds or less.
Get to the slide.
I want it! I want it! I want it!
Get it!
Ooh!
The way correct!
Yeah!
16 seconds!
30 seconds, dude.
Who'd they make this course for, huh?
You did it in half the time! You did it in half the time!
Charge him! Come on!
Yeah!
So bad.
Get three Jolene's.
Just look.
Something like that.
To be my best you need to be confident, bold and take chances.
Get a bright set of wheels.
Nice traction there.
I can breeze whip it though.
That's better, step on it.
double nut seven. At your service. Oh shit! Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine.
Okay, let's do this.
Really, Monroe?
Oh shit, I hit me that one.
Oh my god, I forgot all my training.
I forgot everything they taught me.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
You hit that, huh?
I hit that.
What's she doing?
Ah!
I
Was chicken-twisted give it everything he's got
Excellent technique! Excellent technique!
If you ever come across three guys, you shoot the first one in the kneecap, the second one in the hands, and then you throw your gun at the third one.
You didn't.
I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be rude.
Don't you just throw basing, boys?
You're up. Just the basing.
Are you serious about earning your place? Let's go.
And confronted press after fake surrender.
I thought you knew. I don't have to earn this. I can just get by on blind luck, right?
Who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your side?
Yeah!
What do you say, mate?
What do you do? I won't kill you!
Okay. No more tickles!
Oh!
Who's it is?
Yeah, I got it! I got it!
You'll be able to get that!
Yeah!
Take that! Take that, hooligan!
Oh
If you had half a clue, you might actually be dangerous.
Oh, you went, you went, you went!
How did you even get here?
Good thing, uh...
Let me get that impulse with strength.
Yeah!
You had enough, pussy!
Die!
Oh no, I got you.
Oh
No, I got you. Oh, I got you die
That's your top down
It's me about my winner!
Just can't help yourself, can you?
I, for one, won't be sorry when you're gone.
Sir, this is on me.
I decided to take the sparring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Monroe.
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I just really wanted to test him. See what he's got.
if that was out of order, I should apologize.
Ah, you were not alive.
Ah!
That's a no-go.
And then, Ro, if you want this mess, clean it up.
Alone.
Ah, we did pretty good up there.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
It's sacks Lord sacks boys boys actors
However, there is also the matter of your performance review
mature and reckless
Guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty
He's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his charm
Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program
It's been a pleasure, Mom.
I want to show you something.
Mom?
We part I have to pee? No!
Hold it in, soldier!
Oops, we're whisking.
Neat trick.
Yes. I'd rather enjoy it myself.
What's down there?
I don't know.
Yes, I rather enjoy myself. What's down there? You'll see but first let me give you some context
I've been heading MI six for 14 months now. Tell me how many terror attacks have we had on British soil in that period?
As far as I know none dead agents blown covers. I wouldn't know mom also none
How about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts?
I
Come on. Let's go. I can't I can't I say I said I said first
I need to check your clearance sir.
He's with me, there's no need.
Mom.
And your mom too.
Never before have we had a success rate like now.
Never before the precision, safety, intel quality and conflict resolution to such high
standards.
Unprecedented and unlawful by anyone else in the intelligence community.
I love you, brother!
Thank you, babe. Thank you.
Oh my goodness. Oh my god, there's another one!
This is the reason for our success.
Meet Thea, the world's first and only second-generation quantum computer.
I thought those things were theoretical at best.
That's what we want you to think.
Thayer synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of national security.
The system's all but wiped the floor with GCHQ.
Since its activation, we've saved more lives, thwarted more attacks, lost fewer people.
That was Thayer, in Iceland, in case you were wondering, guiding you every step of the way.
And yet it was wrong.
There gave you a less than 1% chance of success. You simply beat the odds.
I didn't realize those were actual odds.
Still, you proved an important point of mine. You see, I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as heart and intuition in modern spycraft.
In fact, that's the very reason I'm bringing back the double O's.
Oh, I heard you were cared for advanced training?
I am.
You did an imposterly thing.
I'm a merchant.
I would like you to do it again.
If I can't?
Well then I don't have much use for you, do I?
Now get the hell out of my Faraday cage.
Come on. I'll take you to Q-Lab.
So what's in Q-Lab?
Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin.
You'll see oh, thanks
I'm furiating these secretive
God he was out first. I am a bird. I am a bird right now. Good game. Good game. I'm a bird
I'm in the game. I'm in the game right now. Top ups. You just wait and see
Whiskey helps you as the whiskey does up
I'm sure Q's waiting for me.
Oh, um, Dr. Tan asked to see you as well.
Look for a sign that says Taxin.
Okay.
Right, okay, I'll find this other detection.
Careful.
Apologies.
Sorry.
Unintentional.
See where we tax him.
Ooh.
Taser drones, huh?
Yep.
The latest in automated bullets.
Forty-Roller V-Tone Control Center, Violent State, My Autonomous Oddware Control Package,
Base Output, 50,000.
That's a lot of reading.
Where's Tactim? Is he busy, Tactim? Is he busy, Tactim?
First time. Well, every time feels like the first time. Welcome to Q-Lab.
Where the hell is Chick-Tack?
Oh, there it is!
Oh, James Bond. I've been monitoring you quite closely.
The last time someone told me that, I had to leave the country in some haste.
No, which country?
Which time?
Dr. Selina Tan. I'm in charge of tactical simulations.
simulations my department specializes in performance management and skill
development he's a prototype based on the ice and incident once the system is
operational I'd very much like you to have a go I'm not sure ever been one for
nostalgia you're intrigued admit it come and see me after training I promise you
won't be disappointed okay
All right, okay, James Bond, here you go, but the choice to gadget, but the choice to
gadget.
Here we go, looking for someone called Q.
And you found him.
All right, step through here, please.
I'm looking for these.
Hold still, eyes open.
What was that?
It's your lenses.
They need a little time to calibrate so you won't see anything just yet.
Ah, interesting.
But you know right follow me. I have something for you
What do you do to us now you have age?
Pick one I already have a watch. Oh wait a minute. May I see it?
I
Dead grandfather give me that now you get a new one
Now choose oh my god baby, she was a middle they have a good she won in the middle
Oh
I
Guys, I'm thinking this one. I'll be the one on the very right the one the very right
Have room
We guys what about the one on the very right
The first one
Yeah, that's our team the far right way, yeah, yeah, that's our team the far right ones where it's at boys
This would over here this one this that's the one
That's the one right there. That's the one right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's the one right there.
Right?
Yeah, that's... uh-huh, that's what... yeah.
Guys, we're going with the right one.
Right one is literally the best one.
You know that. I know that. You know that.
That's what I'm saying.
Switch on the Q-Lens over there.
Day?
Now, use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, there are a lot closer than I thought.
Well done.
A little practice, and it will become second nature.
It has a variable active range and a 360 reach angle.
To be honest, we haven't tested it to its limit yet.
Why don't you give it a try?
Okay.
I like it.
Don't change a thing.
Oops.
It must still be set to my profile.
Well done, though.
Let me reset your watch to the...
Do-di-bo-di-bo-di-bo-di.
If it runs out of power mid-mission,
you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices
are available, such as the battery on the bench there.
Montgomery, we need a...
CT double A's.
Right away.
Oh, dude, nice!
Didn't get those anywhere.
Good thinking, Q.
Good.
They get cute.
What's on your mind?
Hmm...
Wait, wait.
Can you tell me about M?
Career diplomat with postings in Jordan, Iran, Iraq and Indonesia.
No one's top pick but an easy compromise.
Oh, she's been vacationed, eh?
A controversial, nonpartisan, dependable.
She's been vacationed, eh?
Someone who wouldn't want to put...
She's been vacationed.
I heard Iraq is your place.
Please talk to me, eh?
And she relaunched the long-shuttered double-opera program on her first day of office.
And why'd she do it?
M puts a lot of faith in people.
AI is all well and good, but in her experience, information is a knowledge and knowledge is an insight to torture the data, and it will confess to anything.
Oh, precisely.
Oh.
Absolutely divide, absolutely divide.
M just showed me the lady of the house.
Oh, I heard what I clicked.
One of yours?
Oh, no, no. Computers are not my field, quantum or otherwise.
Thayer was developed by Web Industries.
The AI company?
Well, only recently.
They're one of the UK's oldest defense contractors.
Their partnership with the government goes by more than a century.
You don't sound overly enthusiastic.
I make field gadgets, not office supplies.
Right.
Who needs an explosive pen when all the agents are snug behind the desk?
Indeed.
How do I get away from this guy?
The asset, the noisiness.
How do I get out of here?
Someone levels with me.
The asset, as you put it, was a foreign spy satellite.
Oh, oh, oh, what if it was me? Oh, sorry.
Obtaining it would have provided us a unique backdoor deep into a rival's intelligence apparatus.
Right, I'm sure it crashed entirely by accident.
Deeper to the backdoor could have killed you.
Guidance checking malfunction.
Its owners believe it burned up during re-entry, but they are pieced together the facts from a number of disparate data points.
A Siberian social media poster, Norwegian weather satellite. Quite remarkable, really.
How did Arrowhead find out?
We found spyware on a member of the extraction team's phone.
These modern criminals target hundreds of state employees' shotgun approach.
Then they sit back and they wait for a boon.
I tell you Bond, you pick one hell of a time to become a secret agent.
Ah, shit. All right. Okay. I'll see you later now.
Follow me, gang. Follow me.
We got our cool watch and we got a little bit of eye surgery.
Oh, boop, boop, your radio's broken.
Oh, it's those batteries.
Give me those. Give me that.
Oh, explode your headphones.
All right.
Move faster, they say. Move faster. Move faster.
You all sorted?
Uh... yes.
That's code-free for a car.
That's a secret bike would be.
Bay's water house not a car oh sorry how's house house so digs is is cold word
for how sorry baby oh my god oh my gosh Stephen Bright foreign secretary bright
I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressidae. I hope we'll meet again.
Who's that again?
He's definitely the bad guy.
I'm looking like I kinda got that vibe as well. I feel like that guy's the bad guy.
Yeah, I see I could also see this guy
being the bad guy. He was an asshole the
whole time. What if he is working with
the door guy? What if he's working with
the butler? They're about to blow up this
whole house. He must have that for a second.
And he's bald. No, he's not bald. He has
this one. This guy is working with the
waiter and they're about to move the whole place I'm telling you.
I wonder who's lost been cooped up in here.
Yeah. And he tells. Need to be someone.
Oh, it's your batteries.
I don't want to say anything, right? I don't know what I'll do.
Oh, hello, hello, hello.
Foreign secretary Bright is your dad.
I just met him at the door.
Yes, didn't you know?
What have you got?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'll do.
Oh, hello.
What have you got for me?
The key to your room.
Obviously, the best room's already taken, but the second-best one's still free.
Really?
Yeah.
Helman Row makes decisions is a mystery to me.
The keys are my desk.
Who'd take you?
The key?
The boxing glove?
It's for you.
I practically had your name on it.
That meant to be a jab.
That's good she got the new room boys.
That's good she got the new room.
This is me.
She's.
All right, all right, we're moving up.
We're moving up in this world.
This place is nice.
Yeah, this does beat a lot of this.
This place is nice!
Guys, I'm gonna go ahead and just say something.
I'm like 99% sure at some point during the game,
we're gonna have to watch that guy die
from a distance of like two feet.
I'm discussing I'm discussing something that guy right there
Okay, let me know when you're ready
What's a little right?
For a little while. It's hard to Chris area which was Chris any out. Oh
Oh, if there's a big amount of baits feeding the cooch, we'll be traveling between Motta and M6.
I already know that.
Oh, we're charged.
Oh, we're full, we're full.
Is that Chris- is this Chris Ayer?
Oh.
You could have just said something, I wasn't here!
masculine tropes or this piece massively commanding negative space with a quiet
intensity. In other words the cool picture or the boring one.
Two exquisite choices, two exquisite choices, exquisite choices, exquisite choices, very
Very fascinating, very fascinating, very, very fascinating.
I'm gonna have to go, I'm gonna have to go, I'm going with the one on the right.
I'm going with the one on the right, I appreciate the heart one.
What do you guys think, yeah?
Good choice, that's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking.
I do go to the water right.
you in five minutes you can do this all one conversation let's go eat thank God
I'm starving how there's a decent Indian just around the corner there's just
enough time before we head back to Malta right
It's right there on the corner.
Always do the unexpected.
It's the first rule of spy craft.
Task is simple.
and get the flag. No lethal force is allowed unless the opponent has
in place. I've been playing this game for two hours now.
It may not be real guns, but we still play by those rules. Is that understood?
Bond, your first precedent Monroe will be your rage.
It's not going to be the way the people do ours!
Try not to embarrass us. Everyone stay away from the door!
What's our strategy? We're just out of the way here, won't we?
Greenway emphasise our code of conduct. Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
So this is what's going on. We're just about to test our code. We are.
It's called Lord Peter. It's a story.
Interesting thing.
With that watch, you'll run circles around those grits.
In position.
Good luck.
What are you waiting for?
The gate to open.
Must be part of the test.
Use your watch, Bond.
Oh, good thing, good thing, good thing!
Got it!
HIT!
Because missing areas are areas where intruders are not allowed to be spotted, so it's not the area that leads to competition, okay?
Entering now.
Here we go.
This is it, Bond.
Get that flag.
Remember your training, mate.
You've got this.
Don't forget your key, Lens, Bond.
Good thinking. Stay low.
Oh.
HIT!
stay there and they'll spot you
oh shit!
kick back!
remember our code of conduct
we're going loud!
that's a force
oh of course
eyes on the prize
of course of course of course of course of course
oh shit!
Yeah, we're pretty good at this boys and doing pretty good
Yeah, they like that
out
Watch it
I don't play by the rules I don't play by the rules
eyes open if you don't move they'll clock you
get ready for you die
not down here please help no he doesn't even help well go up here
Oh, my God.
Watch out, Payche.
You watch a minute, I got plenty for everybody.
God, yeah.
Go, go, go!
You made it to the tower. Now get to its top.
What?
Come on.
Yeah!
That's my flag!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's too easy, too easy!
Good for five!
I
Again
That's why ever
It's just what I do
Establishing a baseline is the first thing they'll want to do
Answer truthfully
What's your name James Bond how old are you 26? That's our baseline now watch this
You don't like me do you?
Should we lie to the truth?
I'm gonna lie mind you
Watch clear spike
Now if you can muster the courage unlike young Bond here, it's always best to go with the truth
As long as it doesn't jeopardize your mission objective or sensitive information
information. Let's try again. Do you think telling me you don't like me will affect my
ability to judge you objectively?
What?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Based on our past experience?
Yes.
In other words, you think I'm incompetent.
You miss your parents?
None of your business.
But you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and unable
able to finish anything meaning
how do I oh yeah I'm deeply broken and dysfunctional send it you think I've
overstepped you do realize that people who put you in that chair in real life
will not play fair dig in Jesus I see you that's those hard hitting quite
sense. He was digging at us. He was digging at our butt quit.
I can't believe he made it out.
Oh, yes, it was very dangerous.
Fun. We're waiting.
Dangers by middle name.
Back to the mission. I'm trying to get back to the mission.
Are you comfortable? Thank you. I am.
Let's calibrate. What's your name? Cressida Bright.
My color? Pale Blue Gray.
Okay, that's a solid baseline. Now, start spinning porkies Cress.
Really? Here we go.
I'm gonna ask her age. You're never supposed to ask her ladies age.
How old are you?
52.
How the hell do you do that?
Try something harder.
That's about her privilege.
Do you agree that privilege like yours makes one lose touch with reality?
What privilege?
When my parents died, all they left me was a cat and a moth as we couch.
Um, ask about being landed. Where's that? Where's that mean?
Not quite true, though, is it?
Apart from your parents being very much alive,
I believe that you're set to inherit land the size of a small country when they do pass.
You seriously think I'd be pulling points at the local if that was the case?
Don't be ridiculous.
She is good.
You'll have to try harder than that to trip her, Bond.
What? Call her back?
Ask about her views for my role, ask about checkie-marrar.
OOOOOOOH!
So, Chris, how long have you had balls for my role?
I... I don't.
Hey, that is not fair, Bond.
What?
Gadget, Gadget!
You fancy me?
Why did you just say so?
OOOOOOOH!
Hahahaha!
Before you use these gadgets in the field, it's important you understand how they work.
These phones do more than just make calls.
Bond Ronson, please pick up a phone and load up from the memory man. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you guys
What's up with the boys out?
Find a chemical mutual a guy what I need some bleach Ronson step into the red square
Bond step into the blue circle. Well, I think you'd have to make a different colors if they're different teams
Sorry Ronson, nothing personal. We're not morons
Oh god, only gadget select four
Nausea dizziness and disorientation the target's balance she's about to pull
Impossible for them to remain standing in one place
Perfect! For when you need someone out of your way.
Oh, shit. It's not possible.
Correct. Given your current inability to listen to my guidance, it is not.
Bond, you're up.
You've been there, mate.
I don't know. I need some air.
You can't control the target in a row, but you can learn to control you, Bond.
Pick up the gun.
This'll be easy. Stand back!
Stand back!
Sounds simple enough.
Let's eat what you need to focus
Wait
Oh
You literally stop time again for the best by ever
I can't believe you pulled that trick on me.
Always do the unexpected.
Faster than Spycroft.
I'm impressed.
Yeah, you still be.
Literally the first row of Spycroft.
But still.
Always do the unexpected.
The flag at Daybreak.
You learned that, the bitch.
SAES are prepping for it now.
Suggest you get some rest
Remember when Sundays were Sunday, yeah
Listen, why don't we just take tomorrow off? I wish I'm serious
We go get the flag now
Have a well-deserved rest tomorrow
That's actually not bad idea
Yeah.
What?
You want to do this, Chris?
First with a spy craft?
Greenway can't possibly object.
We are going to the other thing with a spy craft.
I've got the other thing with a first with a spy craft.
They're going to stand there all night.
Leave them to me, boys.
A piece is in, let me know when you're through.
There's two firsts, oh sorry about that.
Hey guys!
What are you doing there?
Bond, you come.
Listen, I know you guys don't like to be humiliated on the porse here,
so if you choose to see two of our superiorities, we're actually really nice people.
He believes it. Go, go, go!
Okay, I'm just messing with you.
I am serious about something else, but I'm silly, really.
I'll go around the side to see if I can distract them.
Well I didn't see you.
How did you try Knight Takes Queen?
If that's you, Bennet, I'm gonna stick this knight somewhere you won't like it.
Take this off, duty employee!
Gotcha!
Let's split up. I'll go this way.
We need intel on the flat's location ASA.
Okay.
Keep in touch.
What did you do to get Afghan? Wait, what are we doing?
HELLO BEAT-BOXE!
No, hold on real quick boys!
MISTER MIGTHAM!
I'M A BOOPER DRINK!
THIS BOY IS A BOOPER!
GOOD MAN!
GOOD HOMEBAN!
AND MISTER MIGTHAM!
MISTER BEAT-BOXE!
WE'RE A BOOPER!
THIS BOOPER DRINK!
BUTT'S A BOOPER!
GOOD MAN!
GOOD HOMEBAN!
AND MISTER MIGTHAM!
WE'RE A BOOPER!
BUTT'S A BOOPER!
GOOD MAN!
GOOD HOMEBAN!
Thank you, my boys!
Sorry boys, the game isn't really gonna be a lot of downtime.
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys, thank you, boys!
Thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys, follow me, boys, boys.
Oh, oh my God, I know that I'll do deeply.
Hey, what are you doing?
He's hanging around.
Oh, hey, listen, Greenway's birthday's coming up
and we're throwing him a little thing.
Just spreading the word.
What if I pass?
Okay, go ahead.
Cheers.
Jokes on him, I fucking hate Greenway.
The spies, I didn't see that one coming.
Monroe, you're having a party without us.
A bit insulted. Any word from your two friends?
Nah, still I'll.
They just don't make S.A.S. troopers like in my day.
Okay, I'll keep looking.
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start.
Sounds like you boys are enjoying your little game of hide and seek.
What?
Steelo, Steelo.
I'm empty, we off for another beer?
I was gonna turn in, wanna be fresh for the ex-
We can't have them!
They're just a bunch of one of these secret agents, but besides, the flag's stashed on
the top floor.
Single-pointed entry, and they're efficient at that, so they can't get in the car.
Yeah!
It flies on the top floor of the back building.
Repeat, it's on the top floor of the back building.
Received and understood.
And you're there.
I'm gonna kill you, or how are you gonna...
The one... guys, okay, alright, hold up, guys, we'll pause for a second.
What is the point of that?
That is like the third time I've thrown something and it does NOTHING!
But please, everyone off! Is it... am I doing that wrong?
Am I doing that wrong? Is that so... is that my doing that wrong?
to throw it another way.
Whoa!
Oh yeah, good, good thinking, and you'll hear it and walk over to it.
Good thinking, boy, good, good, this is why MI6 called us.
Lock it in, boy! Lock it in!
YEEEAH!
Ah, don't let you get it!
Hahahaha!
How do I die?
Get it!
Oh, what the? I thought I got you!
This is getting boring.
Oh yeah.
Okay, that contract.
Good talk.
Other guys taking a bit of a camp.
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go.
I'm gonna try it the other way now.
I'm gonna try it the other way.
You can throw that brick right there.
I'm gonna wait.
Can you?
Oh, you do the same.
We got the key.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
We ain't just giving you the option to throw that.
I can't throw it no more.
Miss that intel on the table.
Will!
Fuck!
Are you fighting balls?
Yeah!
Take that!
Bet you can't take much more, can't you?
Hang on, my friend!
What?
I did the thing I said to do!
What?!
I literally held the button and said to horn!
They tricked me, they tricked me!
That's the first rule of spy craft.
never trust your enemy.
Alright, I see what's going on here.
I see what's going on here.
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
Oh shit.
Dude, you checking out the sweet wall?
Okay, hold up.
What did that just say?
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
a fan for so long and this motherfucker has never read a single chat of mine.
Sarah, everyone can see that's your first chat ever!
That's your first chat you've ever typed in the chat you dumb bitch!
And then let me cook, let me cook, let me, it literally says it right there,
This isn't right there above the chat, you just said.
I'm locking it, boys, locking it.
Eh!
You're like that!
Dude, get out of here!
Get the fuck out of the flag!
You're in the towel box.
Are you fighting, bro?
Wouldn't dream of it.
Oh
All right, all right dead times the charm
Lock it in boys look at it
First rule of spy craft
Watch out bond they're about to start
Do you need help with directions take it easy
Take it easy, I don't want
Oh my god guys I just tricked you with the generator over there and your
That's what's going to be over here.
You are guys! How do you block the fucking grab thing?!
I know there's a way to blast the crab thing because it told us a couple minutes ago that
didn't work.
How do you blast the crab thing?
Hmmmm...
Side step.
Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
I'm thinking boys.
Good thinking.
All right.
Locking it, locking it.
Locking it.
Fourth time's the charm.
Fourth time is the charm.
Here we go for realsies this time.
Mm-hmm
Shit watch out bond they're about to spot you
I'm gonna mess you up
What are you in now, boy?
Oh, yeah.
You what?
Okay.
What time?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
What?
I'm just taking a minute.
Okay, all right.
Okay, fifth time is a charm.
Fifth time is a charm.
Lock it in, boy.
Lock it!
Mm-hmm.
First, you wait for this guy to come and inspect the wall.
You wait, you wait, you wait, you wait, you wait, you wait for him to come and inspect
the wall.
Right now, you blow the generator.
You love his the wall, you kill him.
Shhhhhh!
You sneak past?
That was weird.
Wait a second. Wait here. I'll be back.
What is up with this?
Alright, let's die.
Fuck!
Yes, there is a madman down here.
Move it down, move it down, move it down!
I can show you how it's raining down there.
Okay, that contract.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Bond, just overheard a couple of troopers talking about the flag.
It's on the top floor of the back building.
You can easily help that.
On my way.
Oh my god.
This guy that's here. In the courtyard.
Hey, I know how this looks, and you're right, but I swear, I found him like this.
I've got this from here. Move along.
Right then. I was never here.
Edmund? Edmund?
gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen
right there the cars are totally up
what's happening to you hey oh shit you stop that
Do you want the Essex?
Over there!
YAAAHHHH!
Have you checked the top floor?
What?
Are you fighting, Bond?
Wouldn't dream of that, did you?
Are you not going to control?
Ah, not quite.
All under control.
Follow me, boy, blue.
Hey, can you hear me?
Nothing's here right now.
Stay fussy.
Stay vigil.
Hey, can you hear me?
Nothing's here, I know.
She's a fussy. She's a bitch.
Give me that.
No, no, stop.
Get it!
I thought you were on premise.
Done.
Charge one of me and check the flag group.
Down come that snake.
You alright behind you?
That's your trap.
I've not thrown that.
of
the
of
What was that supposed to do, what was the point of that?
I'll come too far buddy you're not you're not killing me there
He's done. Oh my god. Please please please
Yeah
whee-ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
eeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
And laughin'
and laughin'
You don't know when it might happen but it will happen
It will happen
Oh, no way!
Score!
I can smell it from up here
Yeah!
I'm gonna sort you out
Pickle, I did him in the main.
Down, buddy.
That's all I have.
Take your back! Take your back!
You want to more? You want to more? Do you?
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Go back, go back, go back.
Are you fighting, Bones?
Wouldn't you end of it?
Oh!
I see you!
Yeah!
You should leave this one.
I'll be trying to help you.
I can show you how to do it.
No, William, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That block right there, I need to learn that one.
I hit E.
Is anyone going to say E?
I can take it.
I mean, the E like a ton of times, it doesn't do that.
I want to go too.
Let me at it.
I'll show you how it's really done.
Yeah, look there.
He's just got invincible!
I want to go too.
Wipe that grin off.
I can take him.
No, I got you.
No, I got you!
Yeah!
No!
I'm not gonna fight you.
Where's the fun in that?
I'm gonna control the fight.
Hey, idiot.
Who is he?
I'm tired to get that flag.
Score!
Lightweight fell reaction.
You got it.
He was a divergent who's at the plug again
Sit right
Things just goes sticky mean your eggs. It's not really an option just now shit
You plan me near the bath side dogs come and rose in trouble fuck the door
Circle around and meet you there
See you in a bit
Show yourself
There!
Oh, yeah!
Give me that bag of chips!
I'm cut off, you friend!
We best start search.
Get moving.
Yes, sir.
Go, go, go!
I hear something. I'm there. Get it!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Go, go, go!
No, don't stop him until you've found him.
Get him back!
Frank! Frank!
We can't take him!
Yeah, don't get him!
I can't take him!
We can't take him!
Go around and pick me up.
That's gonna be the guy.
Yeah!
You like that, huh?
Go, go, go!
Here. In the boat.
Hey, that's too easy. Too easy.
The name's not...
He.
Just pin the room for you
You call on the boat Chris?
I know you won't
You've been added to the tab
I'll have to hear your role safe
If you get a move on it, we'll get it
So I'm curious to hear how every SAS copon fan
suddenly will alert you to our presence
Bro, can you take that one?
I can't talk right now
Sir, of course they'll...
There he is!
Joe!
I'm sorry, I'm getting a bit close there, no worries mate, all the time in the world.
Stupid bitches.
Now we got tomorrow up!
Tougher opposition, tighter deadline, so be smart.
First this win, guess extra credits.
Yes, what is it Bond?
Buster of Spycraft.
Always do the unexpected.
And what about it?
We followed it, sir.
First we'll just back to Ed.
You just gotta follow the first rule of spycraft.
Guys, it's simple.
You follow the first rule of spycraft.
Grab your coat.
First rule of spycraft.
Don't tell me.
Tea and cucumber sandwiches.
You wish.
Come on.
It's to everything, not M.I.S.
Can't fault their timing.
He earned this!
He earned this, kid!
Oh, yeah, this is how you do it.
Contact at the bar.
No, no! See you in the dark, Mr. Crabb!
Oh
The epithelium oxypetalum on the blossoms at night.
Not when I would have chosen for a bigger blind man.
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Hey, how can you be so sure I'm not the one you want now?
Yeah, I'm just mad.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Leave it.
Excuse me.
Fine.
I'm not finished with you.
Leave it. Come on. Come on. Let's buy me a drink.
Charming.
Archie's now that I've given his tiny bear date, that is a fire pick of mine.
That is a fire pick of mine.
You're not going up without that stamp, mate.
Right. I'll mess it up.
Oh, okay.
Fast.
Sure you will.
He ever filled a Marci battle among the blossoms at night?
And only for a single night.
What have you got for me?
There's a package for Latin adjests.
Watch it in private.
X marks the spot.
Right.
We'll be back in time, will we?
Forget this girl, whatever she likes.
A gentleman.
How quaint.
We're a dying breed, I'm afraid.
Alas.
What's your poison, then?
I prefer smoky mezcal cocktails,
but they're not on the cart here.
Smoked old-fashioned instead, perhaps?
Hmm. Not a bad idea.
And a smoked old-fashioned for the lady.
Show me more help.
He's totally dropping the ball.
He's dropping the ball over there.
He's dropping the ball.
One-to-two range, you good sir.
One-to-two range here.
And by the way, I don't...
I don't know what that guy said.
What did he say?
I don't know the second part of the Xbox.
What was the first part?
What were we supposed to do with it?
Hmm...
That's okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're fine?
You're all right.
You're pretty good.
You're cool.
I'm not, yeah.
Excuse me.
Try to walk in, sir.
I do.
Yeah.
It's Flunsell with the upstairs bar.
She got me.
Don't know.
Could ask.
She's in the downstairs bar.
You've said upstairs.
Yeah?
Oh, it's stranger.
Maybe she is.
Flunsell.
I reckon she's up for it.
Might have her made.
I
Found you
Am I sick has identified a leaf
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries Rick both or Alice weather all and Joshua Pike
All at the club this very evening. That's right. I'll know your job is to identify the culprit. They're trying to take us bond
I'm out of princes.
Yeah!
Take that!
All the hell up, Bones. You're fighting.
Yeah, sorry.
No more urinals for anyone!
God, yeah.
Let's leave!
Ash!
Oh, you're all done?
Yeah.
Thanks anyway.
What?
No, no, I just came to watch.
Listen, guys.
Pike's upstairs, but it's guest list only.
But I got the club blueprints, and there are some back stairs behind the bar.
How about we go to the back of the bar?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
The club blueprints and there are some back stairs behind the bar.
How about the dance floor balcony?
That's an access point.
Okay.
This is the objective tab view current objectives and cell objectives hence it on Tuesday here.
There are hence use hints to discover on Tuesday into progress.
And to progress with objectives and sub-objectives.
The first opportunity picked up is auto-tracked.
Opportunities can be tracked in on track.
Tracking what opportunity of thin means that the remaining opportunities do not need to be completed
The tracking what opportunity often means that one
Like what opportunity often means that the remaining opportunities do not need to be completed choose opportunities track
Okay
Right, okay, alright, I'm going to sneak-match him, sneak-match him!
See? Backstairs are staff only, I presume.
Right. No need to store it, Jerry, so don't get in trouble.
Let's see if there's any...
Absolutely divine. Absolutely divine.
Alright, luggage boys, we're gonna go rave these two guys to stairs and get a...
Get up here upstairs Bond and Nash you find a good vantage point for observations after you bond mode. Do you know that guy?
Who is that?
That's from your spice right there
It's just right here come on everyone's in music
You've got to come I even got you on the VIP list free drinks in the upstairs lounge
Of course I didn't
Jones just a Jones and you'll get the stamp
Spicers
You got a stamp I didn't know I needed one if you're on the list you can get it in the program
If you're not, you're out.
I'm George!
I'm George! I'm George!
What?
Where?
Go to the courtroom?
I'm so sorry to keep you in the car, sir.
The fuck is that, cloakroom?
What kind of...
What kind of British board-sit room is that?
A cloakroom?
What the hell is that?
Coatroom?
Oh, thank God.
Okay, I'm about to say.
Yeah, that's called coatrooms.
Alright.
Ian, freedom down.
That's called coatrooms.
Still standing.
In freedom, cut me.
We call those coatrooms.
Join the show.
Mm-hmm.
The cloakrooms.
I mean, I have a dozen feet in the ocean.
I
The
Program got me right here somewhere
Gotta be around here somewhere it would be on the dance floor now that you went and find me next to the ball
No, no, no, no, it'd be next to the door since we'd be right when you come in
They go they go may I take your hat?
May I take your hat?
Little bit of bleach excuse me a 30 later
I'm telling you.
you
You
We got you got a load locate pie
But use your Q lens to locate ice first goes of course
Is that right here? Is this it?
Noise battery.
Oh, that's him, that's him, that's him.
No, no, no, that's not him.
Oh, there he is, there he is, there he is.
Oh, alright.
I think we've got him coming.
In a moment.
Definitely not what was supposed to happen.
He went right through it.
Are you playing?
He got hurt.
Just a second.
I see him.
I need your phone for a second.
I'm gonna go out to the table.
Hey, ladies.
Now we're getting somewhere. Stay up close for data extraction.
You should- oh, he's on our place, he's on our place.
I'm going in.
Yeah.
I'll just fetch the others.
Data's still coming in.
But I believe we've identified our trade ministry leak.
I'm getting photos of classified documents from Pike 5.
Can you wait a minute?
I'm in like the safe district and hacking.
We're heading back to the group.
I'm going straight to one, okay?
We did. We did.
So my boyfriend's not looking too harsh.
He won't say what's happened, but I have a feeling you happened.
Get rid of her, boy.
Get out of my face, slag!
Oh, that's it.
Neither had had nothing to do with you.
are you sure boy excuse me follow me boys bad news you might just enter the
exclusive booth there's this round it oh sorry sir I'm fucking judge
something I can use to convince you all about these levels are there in this
Blame!
Look, no entry. Alright.
Relax.
Believe it.
Am I missing here?
Whoopsie.
Joke!
You are not coming in.
I was worth a shot.
I need to get creative here.
It's not my day, is it?
Okay. Oh, the green one do have. What the fuck is he doing?
Oh, oh, my, oh, my.
What's the girl? Oh, we could take it. We could take it. We could take it.
Where's she going? Where's she going? Where's she? Where's she?
Hey, where'd you go?
Oh!
You see it, you see it.
Got one of these.
Whoa!
Where is it?
Where'd she go?
You heard it?
Oh yeah, we gotta come with a plan B, we gotta come with a plan B.
I think we can go through this kitchen round here.
This is my last one.
Oh, a tree.
Firsty proud.
Three drinks, that's that.
Great, our drinks.
Hang on, it's that of Martini.
I didn't order that. No one in their right mind would.
And that one.
Pineapple.
Only exceptional pineapple ever is on my pizza.
Oh, you just fucking agree.
And why don't you go back to your little bar and get us what we ordered?
Don't be an arse, Crispin.
Besides, where's your sense of adventure?
Yes, why don't you live a little, Crispin?
If you'd excuse me.
Yes, but I deserve that you've put in a bit of an effort.
Ladies and gentlemen, data extraction.
Eeeeh, yeah!
Now let's celebrate.
Where are you guys?
I'm up here on the balcony.
I should've looked at the place!
See you in a good word.
Mind yourself?
Well, I thought...
We'll go, y'all...
Why is it so easy?
Just...
God, do we do everything here? Do we leave?
Tell me more about me.
Well, I'm so psyched up by what I say.
Guys, do we stay here? Is there anything else I can do here?
Oh yeah.
Hey, there must be people.
Guys, it's shrouded in this building.
So desperate.
Top left? Where?
Desk left?
I'm just making sure.
Okay, we can't leave yet. There's shrooms. There's shroud.
I
Pretend to be a waiter
Where's guys we're shrouded at the rooms and all this cool stuff
Here's some we can kiss him
Why are you all scared?
No reason.
Yeah, who's got shrooms?
Who's got shrooms?
Fire, no fly.
Who's got- Who's got- Who's got-
Who's got frogs here?
What is the hurry?
Do you have any drugs?
Honestly, I don't see that.
Do you have any drugs?
I don't know.
What do you see there?
He doesn't want someone like him.
God, where the hell are all the drugs if Mr. Sheldon?
I
Maybe close to see him. Oh, we're the wrong spot. We're the right way
Listen, I just found something what bikes meeting is contact tonight at the club and please wax
We can unravel the whole network and how exactly would that play out?
Have they met before? No first time
perfect
Monro, how about you intercept the meeting, pretend to be Pike. Bond, you make sure Pike doesn't show.
Any ideas?
Hmm, our best bet would be to stow him away somewhere. Lock him in. That ought to be possible up here.
I'll figure something out.
I'll be by the stairs to make sure Pike doesn't slip down.
Hey, which way's Pike again?
Oh my god, I'm telling you, this game makes you juggle with so much stuff in your head.
Which one is that one again?
Oh
You hack this phone. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have to kill it. We'll kill it. I'll kill my doubt
Find the tap location
You'll kill him we
I
Didn't play the spy game for three hours, and I think I've killed anyone
I'm a fucking spy. I'm supposed to be fucking blow it shit up and kill it people
If I we don't kill mr. Pike by the end of the night, I would be best. We're killing that guy
Anything still looking
Is that him?
Oh, yeah, so killin' this guy 100%
Oh my god, I had to turn around and say, oh there he is, he got me.
Oh my god, I had to turn around for change. Oh, there he is, he got me.
Follow me, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
Hmm. Oh, we kill him in the bathroom?
Oh, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
Just like we killed another guy in the bathroom.
I thought you wanted to talk in private. Come on, this way.
Hey, come on, come on, buddy.
Just through here.
I've got you right where I want you know it's now or never follow me this way get a move
on bond or you lose him in here after you
He's beating his dog in there!
He's talking off!
But, Aunt Bond, now we just even rode to scare the socks off her so she calls her boss.
Change of plans? I just found a message. She's expecting someone tall, dark and handsome.
A two out of three won't do.
I'll rest for the wicked.
Oh yeah, all these guys may be here earlier, here we go.
Do we shoot this lady?
She's a terrorist, right?
Wait, who?
What are we doing here again?
Morphershare.
We should scare her or hyper up?
I'm gonna have to shoot be.
this you need to call someone who does who's this
it's a crime could we not do this you prefer her to me please I'm leaving
what oh yeah we're talking to the lady red calm down what the and who the hell
What are you?
Acting all superior?
I don't have to take this.
How about you put a leash on your girlfriend?
We're out of time for the lady in red.
Listen, you and me?
Not a good idea.
Damn right it's not.
Don't believe a word he says.
All smooth, but such an liar.
Asshole.
I'm done.
Deals off.
If you go, the offer is up.
Now or never. Your call.
Shit.
Give me a few minutes. I need to make a phone call.
That's how you do it, boys. And that's how you do it.
That's how you do it, Boyle.
Something worked for a while.
What took you so long?
Things got complicated.
Well done, recruits.
Extraction in two minutes.
I've marked the location in your lenses.
First to arrive gets extra credit.
It sure did take a while, but I've always known those looks of yours that get us in trouble some day
I think he just sucks at turning down the key rules. You were no saying but it actually takes a lot of practice
Do not touch this one again. I'm sorry, sorry, thanks Kingsley. Extraction guys. Tick tock
Wait, are we... wait, is this... wait, I thought she was gonna tell us where the guy at the phone said
Well, I think we're scheduling
All of me gig, all of me guys are sorry, sir
to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be you're dead man
oh my god
mind if i cut
you
shit
come
man
oh i'm down to this
fuck you
yeah
that could be you
you're out of shape
what am i gonna do
i'm under this
i'm bad
You're late.
I say it's still time for a pint.
Fine. Back in. First round on me.
Kiki half?
I think I've beat the damn permission!
A rogue operative guilty of high treason,
he has somehow managed to stay hidden for over a decade.
And now he's coming in from the cold.
009 claims to hold the evidence of a conspiracy against the state.
And he intends to hand it in and return for a full pardon on one condition.
He will only talk to John Greenway.
Who's that? Who's that?
Who's that?
He's the realist, someone for everyone.
And where do we come in, Mum?
Last time I checked, cutting deals of traitors was not in our playbook.
009 is a master infiltrator.
As resourceful as he is paranoid, thinking two steps ahead is this man's idea of lazy.
To catch him, we're gonna need eyes everywhere.
Consider this a field exam.
Get your equipment and cover stories from Q.
Moneypenny will fill you in on the rest.
Dismissed?
Bond.
You guys, who's John? Greenway again?
Do you remember?
Greenway wasn't happy with your performance last night,
and he's reluctant to bring you along.
Oh, yeah, the guy. The main guy. The trainer.
Any advice?
Do what you're told might be a good start.
Oh, my God.
Ponsonby?
Bond
All right, or are right there or a massive or a massive or right there
That is that the voice lady from the the the movies that's got to be that has to be the old lady for the movies
Is that the old lady for the movies?
This voice of that lady
Mmm. Oh
No, that's gotta be that's really her voice
She's dead.
Oh, oh sorry.
What did she say?
R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I.P.
R.I.P. R.I.P.
I was the extraction deadline too.
R.I.P. R.I.P.
R.I.P.
Come on.
Let's go see Q.
A rogue double O coming in from the cold.
Not bad for a first mission.
She said he's been in hiding for more than a decade.
How rough he matches when the program was shut down, doesn't it?
Yeah.
It does.
You think he caused that?
It could be.
Or it could just be timing deciding things.
I mean, Thayer was just integrated.
Perhaps the double O's didn't feel needed to the same extent after that.
Eddie, now it's Q-Lab.
In a moment.
Q-Lab.
I think he's going to drop something big on us.
I got a feeling.
He's going to drop something big on us.
Wonder what he's got lined up for us.
I wouldn't mind that bike coming along.
Oh?
I heard you were more into explosives the bigger the better
I should have basled from accounting
Basel? Who's that?
Vice chairman of your fine club
I'm the chairman?
I guess that'll be Greenway, right?
They did both run for the post but Greenway won by a whisker
Who's super one?
Oh!
Open the door!
I'm kicking for you two.
I'm mad.
Monroe, I have your cover story from Q.
Can't wait.
Later, mate.
Any idea what's in store for me?
No clue.
Something dashing, no doubt.
This guy?
Fashion photographer.
Fearless walk or as fondant adventurer archaeologist. I'll see you when I was gonna be talking to you guys
That was what's good time for the old guy to give us a cool watch
We need increased stability
It's fine frontiers, but you stole that rotors too far forward. You're not you you're bald
There's Q add
I was just studying it here that was Q add
Q you're bald oh no without his Q add guys
he's the old guy with the luscious hand
he's got tons of Rolexes he's rich oh my
Look at we...
There he is!
You found something in deep storage, didn't you?
It's...
It's what...
That's what...
Sorry, she'll be safe.
Would you make some room, please?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
She'll be safe.
Come here.
She'll be safe.
That's...
That's how many...
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
That's how many...
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
That's how many...
Wait, why is...
Oh, wait, wait.
Mr. Baldy has a circle on him.
Have you seen Q around?
I think he's in wearables.
Yeah, it sounds about right
There we is
She's an inflation
Move over several rows
What you got for me kill they're not me it's not a pen
Levitating down the device?
Note the exquisite stitching and attention to detail.
Oh, I see. I see.
Proportion and style in perfect harmony.
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Big.
Oh, no, this is for Monroe. You'll be wearing that one.
On the sofa.
Well, don't look at me. I just work here.
I'm the show feel was heavy, but probably a new line of air for us touch for Peter. Yeah, they've been in this show for
He's the guy that parts the cars
So
brain damage. Hey Baldy. I find you incomprehensible grunts. You're a gadget
testee. I'm his driver. I'm his driver. I don't know Valet. Valet is where the
parts you got. Okay let's see what's in store. Splendid work Bridget. I'd say one
more round of iteration and we're ready for field testing. That is my
assessment as well. Me too.
Q? You mentioned some field gear that needs testing. Quite. Right, yes. Over here, please.
This here is a shockwave device. It triggers a small, directed propagating
disturbance that staggers opponents on impact and causes medium damage to body
armor. Try it out, why don't you? All right, he'll heat.
Now, pay the device at Arthur here, and before you ask, yes.
He's good with it.
I'm good with it!
Oh, yeah, I think you are the thing, you are the...
How do you use the same?
All Arthur has to be killin' it, okay?
Two limbs, two...
Oh, my God!
Well done.
You're just on your way.
A sleek upgrade to a timeless classic, the smoke grenade.
This small-scale, lightweight projectile blocks visibility,
leaving an opponent open to attack.
Go on, have a go.
Don't mind if I do.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
Right.
Throw it at Arthur.
You ready, Arthur?
Ready!
Arthur, you are a trooper. Let me tell ya, you are a trooper.
Now, as you can see, the smoke obscures Arthur's vision,
causing an acute sense of disorientation.
While the effect lasts, he is quite defenseless.
No, you don't beat him up!
whole shooting at you may choose your equipment from the gadget cart bridge it
here will sort you out if you have questions thanks good luck out there
bond you're also going to give me two items into the field but you're likely to
need them in the car park uh-huh was that consensitive my people skills
this is the gadget cart and quick short gadgets assigned gadgets to buttons and
view gadget capabilities here oh y'all you can swap money to talk about the
whose goose is at the bottom we chose to load out use this to get a quick overview
of what is quit this is the gadget inventory consists of available gadgets
the Q watch is required and is always equipped. Do you have information about the gadget,
including resource type and gameplay effects?
Kind of choosing blindly here. Any pointers? I cannot disclose any specific details.
But I'm only going to vlog and I can put them all there.
An exclusive social event. High security, low hostility.
Any type of situation, discretion, not forced.
But that one right here. Then we'll put that one right.
Hey, hey.
My county this one one two three four
We go you
You can only do three minus the watch or two or two
Mmm-hmm, just...
Mmm...
Mmmmm...
Dart phone?
Guys, honestly, I'm probably not gonna use this one thing.
I'm probably not gonna use this one thing.
I should do...
I should do the shockwave camera and the dart phone.
Mmm-hmm.
Is that what you guys do?
Is that the best one?
Aww...
Almost as if Q said that.
Oooh, almost as if Q said that.
Shut up, bitch.
I wasn't listening!
But now I know!
Do you exist on those two?
Watch in camera. That's it. It could be three
smoke for cam
Smoke better than camera. Oh, yeah, I would do the smoke and the and the dart phone
All done huh interesting what apologies. I need to go
up the only was that wait wait wait go to operations okay oh follow me boy for me
hello hi if I join you good job
hey hi which law operations I don't know you're kind of ugly
He wants it. Oh, he wants it. He wants me. He wants me. I can tell I've got a sixth sense
of this type of thing. You saw that. We, okay. You saw that. You saw that. You saw that.
You saw that! You saw that looking game!
I'm sorry?
I
Can't move oh
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, we're learning we're learning
It's a learning process. It is a learning process. I thought I didn't know there were individuals but I just look at it and then you press F
Now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
Perhaps it's just for the silly. Cheers boys, cheers gentlemen!
Absolutely divine. Absolutely divine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hello? Can I help you?
Perhaps you can. I'm looking for money, Penny.
I think she's in her pod. Just through that door down there, and you can't miss her.
Follow me boys, follow me right there.
That elevator door, guys to be fair, that elevator door sets way too fast.
That is like two seconds.
You say bolt over here, I like to take my time.
Oh, got a little movie.
Um, underestimate 009.
You all do.
Theirs report was inconclusive John
009's been gone for too long to yield reliable data. It's a 50-50 chance that he's telling the truth
We need to know what he has we need
Nothing this man has to offer
Yes, this is just a boom that M's been looking for to get foreign secretary Brighton his lot off our backs, but
009 is a master
manipulator
Whatever he's endgame is, we won't see it coming.
Be easy. Wait guys, I couldn't help but overhear you.
Wait. Wait, wait. Wait a second.
Wait a minute, hold on, wait a second, is 009 smarter than 008, and then 008 is smarter
than 007, and so on and so forth, does higher number mean better?
Wait a second, hold on, wait a minute, we could be honest with you, is that how that
works?
Okay
Help yourself is what you mean sounds like there's some history between
This place
That's green big enough for you. I know it's cool, isn't it? Just got it up and running
That's not how we're saying I heard I heard I heard
How did 009 say, guys, I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty interested in this 009 story.
Well, who is this guy?
What is he?
I'm assuming he's evil now.
Evil, James Bond.
He's got a mustache and he talks funny.
He's got a top hat.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How did 009 stay hidden?
About 009.
How did he manage to stay hidden for all those years?
I thought Faye could get a handle on just about anyone in the world.
world well it's not a magic wand james thank you his data on an unprecedented
scale oh god he's hot imagine the focus and dedication it takes to double
nine have helped almost certainly some even speculate to use with the cousins
why would the Americans hide a uk traitor you don't have siblings do you
I
Recruit ranking recruit ranking
You have a widget for that. I like to stay informed. It looks like I kept my place
Well Greenway hasn't handed in the performance review for last night
Okay
All right. Okay on on to the mission on to the mission we go on
Go false is 13 inches. She's
Guys, I want that input to get out. Oh my god. Why are they testing for that? Oh my god
Guys, I did not want that being- I cannot believe they showed my profile on the screen, guys.
Guys, guys, seriously, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I know that they would- I know that they'd show that.
I know that they'd show that I've got a massive cock.
Oh, Mr. Do-Rabble, particularly good man, good, I'm bad!
And Mr. Mad Money, particularly good man, good, I'm bad!
And Mrs. Gettie-Fat, particularly good man, good, I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy, be gentle, my boy.
Our time for the mission
Am I sick selecting us for a reason boys time to get Mr.
009 you have a mission briefing for me. I do. Let's get the other recruits in here, and I'll show you
The Grand Carpathian Hotel in the high-touch remountains of savakia host to the real face the world chess championship
Safe to say 009 did not pick this location at random
The hotel is swarming with international VIPs, security is of the highest order, and due to the current diplomatic tension between the UK and Slovakia, the operation has not been cleared with local authorities.
According to 009's instructions, the meeting will go down in full public view during the championship match. No comms, no tracking, no backup.
And these are only the safeguards that we know about.
009 will employ every manner of subterfuge to avoid capture and if he suspects a trap, we'll never get another shot
This is where you come in
You're all blank slates in the intelligence circuit, which makes you ideally suited for undercover work
Locate 009 and keep him under close watch, but do not engage the target
This is a black tag operation so discretion ladies and gentlemen is critical
Oh, yeah. Back in the bend. Alright, follow me, gang. Follow me, gang. Shoot it out. Yeah, we shoot up this place.
Whoa. Yeah, I could get used to this. Don't act too impressed, dearest. We'll blow our cover.
And, James, do quit your pouting. I'm a glorified hood ornament. What can I possibly have to pout it out?
Sorry if the assignment doesn't live up to your grand expectations.
Someone must watch the perimeter.
If 009 slips to our fingers with the last line of defence.
Excellenizing. Greenway's testing your name.
That's all.
Don't give him any excuse.
Look out, let's do it, man.
Oh, sorry.
Green, green, green.
Oh, it's just on the left side. Oh, my God. I'm gonna need it. Oh, my God.
That's where Europe, where Europe is just on the left side.
I'm gonna have to put a head, James.
Back to the driver.
Was that darling?
Just a frog in my throat.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Hold!
Is everything in order?
Routine inspection, that won't be a moment.
Of course, you can do it, you can do it.
Nothing suspicious here, nothing suspicious here.
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Play it fucking cool. Fucking cool now.
Hey cool.
You think if I sold a kidney I could afford to stay for a night?
I think I have.
Staying, I mean. A wedding back in 22.
Doesn't sound like something you'd forget.
Well the home wasn't canned so we flew in by private jet.
It was dark and we'd been drinking so...
Can't.
Private jet.
What?
Nothing.
Tell you nothing at all. Fuck this lady
What do you make a double on my he was the best in his day
That was a long time ago. My guess is he's tired of running shot green burn up. He did that play
And since when the huge guys, this is max speed. This is max be right here. I I try to hold that shit
It doesn't have any thoughts in it
Summit to do with an operation called nightfall
begs the question
Did 009 pick Greenway on a good face?
What bad blood.
The punk! The punk over here?
Don't wait till we get it out.
Hello, this is our stop.
We're live. Switch to comms.
Who's she? She's fucking cool.
She saved the world so much time, yeah.
Our color blood, we're dead!
Afternoon, invitation, please.
Blake Loretta York.
Plus the help.
Welcome to the Grand Carpathian.
Parking is right up ahead.
Mr. and Mrs. York, enjoy your stay.
Much obliged.
Oh, now we can park the car. Let's go!
I knew we'd park in the car!
We're the chauffeur, remember guys, we're the chauffeurs.
We gotta act like a chauffeur.
We're looking for premises.
We gotta be Italian.
Ronson, conference wing.
Lock it.
Firstly, first floor suites.
Bund.
Car park.
Oh, shit, sorry.
In position.
Greenway.
I swear to God, I swear to God, I was turning right.
That was the car.
I swear to God, I was turning right.
009 most certainly won't.
Out.
Dude, sweet hat.
Strong, strong!
I'm exactly the five-star treatment.
I think I think what they're trying to say is that that's like a spy for the other guy
reporting suspicious behavior double not seven on the case you have nothing to be in double
Not seven is our biggest
What are we the local tourist port? I guess I had to be there. It was odd. I'm gonna check it out
You will not
009 is our only priority stay at your post James. That's an order. Yes mom
Hey, how you doing by she last year
What me it's the amount about a bag. He's just gonna do it
I
Missed him afternoon sir staff and press on damn forgot my press badge. Sorry
No entry course. Oh
Need a way to convince this child thought through I need to catch up with that bell hop. Show me your ID. Oh, it's good
hmm um what are those shadows quite the security setup you'd go ahead right the
latest the millimeter wave scanners guaranteed radiation free nothing gets
past them I feel more secure already who was the bell of you I will ask him who
it was that bell hoppy just went through you know him no but I've only been
here a few weeks talk to the bartender he knows everybody i can't even excuse
we only want to find a fresh batch of bellhop
fair point
no guys i can just try to do it really fast
shit
We got to okay. We got to get a press pass for you.
You don't understand there's a secret agent spy in inside the building and I'm trying to find a press
pass to steal from someone so that I can get past security and kill the bellhop while my spy
My friends are in there killing the other secret agent.
I knew you'd understand.
That was a close call.
You this lady has a press pass?
Wait, what's up?
We think about it, think about it, think about it.
A press pass would be
someone from like the news.
Think about it, so we gotta find someone
You're a fine somebody who's from the news
Also, I'm gonna turn this hose on I think you might have
I should take a look I got your shoes wet pussy
Blocked the chance and I was just leaving much obliged
That's it. I'm so confused
Oh, I see this bail of hay looks super suspicious
I
Was that over there
You can see me unintentional just coming through what the hell is what are right here?
Hey, what oh one of the holes into the holes?
This one's last time, this one's last time, okay, this one's last time.
Ha!
Your plants are so fucking thirsty, bitch!
See you later.
Alright, that's it.
We're taking more crazy approaches.
I just killed you.
Whoop you, dad!
Oh no!
Oh, sir!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Cable, cable, cable, cable, cable, cable!
Get out of here!
Hold me with your voice.
Hold me. Hold me. Hold me. Hold me.
See Frosty, see Frosty.
It's only part 1! It's only part 1.
We got to say- We got to say SUPER sequined!
See Frosty, see Frosty.
Shh!
Come on.
Gate-crushing a black tie event.
Haven't done that since final year.
There's gotta be a pest pass up here somewhere.
There's a pest pass in here.
What?
Ten banks. Penetration tester.
with your manager good to have you on the team penetration tester don't need to
worry sir I'm the penetration tester carry on as you were
Lock in, boys.
Lock in.
You're always getting nervous at these type of events. You're worried about terrorists?
Really, Lags? Nothing gets past us.
Don't mind me, ladies. Good afternoon, sir.
Presentation, testers. Certified.
Carry on.
Which room is he in?
Dunno.
penetration testers sir sir penetration tester
penetration testers coming through watch out
now let's see what all the fuss is about
Whoa.
That's Greenway.
Hey, this is Alfred. Change bed?
What are you in for?
No, that's the guy! That's the guy! That's the guy outside, guys!
That's the guy that's the guy that's the guy.
Well, I'm the status.
No sign of 009. Over.
Shhh, she first tried.
Which one?
Best not get spotted just yet.
Need to build a case first.
This guy better be worth it.
We gotta find something here.
Something in this hotel will give us clues...
Um, that something's going on here to be to the store
Buddies
No, why is it for all that?
I guess there's something in this hotel that is very suspicious.
Where do you go?
Very suspicious.
The movies were supposed to talk to the bartender earlier.
Oh, you guys, we can get the press pass and then we can get inside the party.
I wonder if you could help me.
I'll certainly try, sir.
Did you notice the blonde bellhopper just passed through here?
There's a face you'd pick out in line-up.
one of the pimp's. He was asking for the directions to the backstage area.
A chess fiend. I knew it.
Is that all?
I'm thinking... DUCKERS!
Sir?
I swear to God,
I
There's a lot of options anything I can see holy shit. You can give me a fucking second. You give me you give me a fucking second
What's on the menu inchy crowd leave for a seat?
Guys seduce him sir
Like I'll leave this guy has anything anything for us. I'm good out of here. I'm good now. He is what?
He has nothing left to offer us. He's got nothing to offer us
Is he really pushing the ball right now? He is. What the hell?
I can't. Nash, delivery area secure. No sign of 009. Moving on to the next checkpoint. Who's ready?
I'll explore later
There's something over there.
Hey, cool, hey, cool, hey, cool.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think we need to go back around.
Certified penetration test, sir.
No worries.
Oh, there's Nush.
Better stay outside.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
We gotta get that phone. We have to get that phone right there.
Hey guys. Hang out here for a second.
My gosh, how do you eat that phone?
That's the press pass. Oh, shit. Oh, you're right. You're right. Right. Yeah, how do we get it? How do we get anything?
Start a fire
You know, let me see my let me tell you we need more poison darts left
No, I've got one poison that way is that natural is this Nash
It is Nash on our team? Who the fuck is Nash?! It is Nash! Is Nash a good guy or a bad guy?!
Mmm.
Yes, you have been betrayed on him. But, I think that is the guy!
Bunt, what are you playing at?
Why, nothing Nash, you have never sold me.
I am not that guy!
Look, I thought I saw 009. I followed him inside.
You're supposed to call in. Not abandon your station.
Command, Bond has left his post. I repeat, Bond has left his post.
Copy that, Nash. I'll handle it. Proceed.
Sorry, Bond. Protocol.
Stikler.
What? What an ass! What an asshole!
what the hell
yo i'm gonna fuckin
uh you- you- you- you- this is your fault
i'm gonna poison this guy
i'm gonna literally kill this guy in front of you
you ready for this?
i'm gonna kill this guy in front of you
all right you gotta look at this side
pft
fuckin pinching
all right, okay, obviously, guys, we have to go somewhere else
there's something else that's in this hotel
there's obviously something we go back guys oh my god wait I don't think there's
anything I don't think there's anything there for us I don't think we can get
that there's nothing we can do
they taste him yes you can't do anything to this guy and then you can't grab
that cuz his this is watchers and fucking Nash sorry just trying to get
past you oh yeah I'm so confused oh my god oh I forgot about the blue thing we
should go grab that whatever the booty can come through a carry on oh my god
need a way to convince him I'm going to need some ID sir I don't have any
because Nash is a bitch seems I left my press pass in my room I suggest you go
and get it sir I can't let you through until you do what those okay we need
We need the press pass, but we can't get it.
Until this guy has to take a shit or something.
How do we get that thing?
I'm genuinely so confused.
Oh my God, I'm so confused right now.
I'm not mean that um
Spill a drink on him spill a drink on him you sure
Acid okay, okay, okay, I'm not dumping acid on him either
And I'm telling you we need that press pass right there
Hmm expose yourself to him
Guys, okay, let me let me think for a second. Let me think. Okay. Let me get serious. Let's get serious. Let me think for a second
Hmm I
Know what you do
All that took it was a little thinking time all it took it was a little thinking time
I know exactly what to do. I know exactly what to do. I lost
Couldn't resist the temptation of a well-stocked bar, sir. Oh normally no, but just this once is not a drink I'm after
It's information
What's on the menu recommend anything the sazerak is always popular
Me, I'd go with the Ram Collins or the Stinger.
If you feel I'm going off-menu, I make a killer bare knuckle boxer.
Anything virgin?
No, I'd rather recommend.
Point taken.
How's business?
Lot of VIPs.
Even for this place, we have a prince, two heads of state, any number of celebrities.
No wonder they brought in all that extra security.
Can't be too careful.
Have to go.
No problem.
When you're ready for that drink, I'll be right here.
I just thought this first, but it shouldn't take long.
Alright, it didn't work.
Guys, alright, what's with me?
What's with me? What's with me?
I-
Hmm...
Offer him a hand job.
We got only what's fancy.
Hey, what's your step?
Hmm...
What? Another list.
Oh.
There's the hotel. That's what we're doing!
That's li-
What does it look like I can't do it about?
Oh
No, I understand hold on now. We're supposed to go talk to that guy you talk to this guy that's green
I'll explore later
I can't go in there. Oh
I don't talk to that guy, I don't eat, I'm hungry, right?
Here we go, hold on, hold on, wait a minute, hold on, what is it?
Got a little something, something, little something.
She's playing too fast.
There's something in this room that I can use
to kill the guy to kill the guy next to the press pass guys
that's that's full that's full nothing in the truth there's nothing in this room
all right okay all right okay we clean that room there's nothing in that room
I'm not going back upstairs that's where we started it's where we started take
go in there. Oh, you go, you go, you go, you go.
file a complaint. Now we're cooking, now we're going to ask where he went.
Did you happen to see where he went? I'll tell you exactly where he went.
Towards reception. You've been most helpful mom.
I'll take it from here. You better. Honest. Okay, now we know he...
Wait, I thought we already knew where he went. Wait, I thought he went to the back stage.
Oh my god. Guys, I actually, guys, I'm telling you, this, this, this, this is one of those complex games.
This is one of those complex games. This is one of those games it makes you think.
This is one of those games it makes you think.
I'm sorry, Mr. Prendergust, but we simply do not have a bellhop of that description.
Ridiculous. And who made off with my bag, then? I demand to see the manager.
He is on his way, Mr. Prendergust. I'm sure it's all a misunderstanding.
it better be i'll be over here wouldn't want to keep mr. prindigast waiting
okay all right okay i don't know who that is mr. prindigast
fuck we can use this vacuum cleaner what
well there are the universities sure archie and there are other inhabitable planets out there
Never seen the hotel so busy before.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I meant there's a press pass in there.
Was there something else?
Please, leave, sir. Stay out, sir.
Shhh.
Let's see.
Never seen it. Excuse me, this isn't your room.
Get in the hallway!
Sorry.
Not maybe called the reception.
guys I'm so confused hi guys what do I do as the friend the ghost I am told you
have some missing baggage stone is more likely where he went yes that's what
I've been telling you people I spotted him what do you mean by that through the
door marked laundry laundry that's very helpful right which is in the lobby room
My office will be in touch in the lobby room drink on the house
Believe me. I shall
You see I'm the blonde man is no better way for sure. Oh, yeah, okay
We just shut it over here
You do you security didn't event will be changing the coach on a daily basis the coach is sort of the manager's office behind the reception
Oh, yeah, okay. All right. Now we go
Fuck
Oh, yeah, now we gotta get the code
for the laundry room
You guys are the code
This is a lot of room. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's just a fellow. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My god, we waited we could wait we wouldn't let them just say I forgot
I
Manage this office behind reception. Okay
There's this office
Kick pocket oh
My god, I figured it out. We steal the key and then we go into the staff room guys
Think about it. Think about it. You think about it. We steal the key from the guy and then we
and then and then
You do we
Shit does this never end
Oh, you can't wander around back here. I'm sorry Jeff. Sorry, of course
All right, oh, sorry, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean Goddess, Mr. Clean Goddess
All right, okay guys
Wait, we have to distract these guys too. We have to distract these guys as well
Then we can sneak past them, go to the back room, get the press pass, go backstage and kill the guy.
Think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it.
We're seriously, we're secret spies. This is, this is actually serious.
You guys are, you guys are literally digging around.
You guys are literally digging around when this is so serious.
Mm-hmm.
She's so fired.
I just ran into him in the laundry, and to which I went easy on the eyes.
A strange accent, though.
And there's your icebreaker. You'll figure it out.
Look, I got you. She's so fucking cute.
Stop. Stop. She's so fucking cute for a reason.
This is serious.
And it rains. It pours.
The fate of the world caresses our hands.
Get her out!
Wait, no we can't go to the laundry yet, we need the code!
Wait, no we need the code first!
We just used the other vacuum cleaner.
What is that?
Might as well take a look.
What could...
You know guys, don't tell me the code, I want to find the code.
Guys, don't tell me the code, I want to find the code, I want to find the code.
I want to find it.
No! Don't tell me the code!
Unless we don't need the code and we can sneak past...
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
Oh my God, I'm so close, I'm so close, I'm so close.
I'm a certified penetration testee.
Health inspector, we've received warning that the last shipment of mushrooms are hallucinogenic.
Health inspector sized penetration testee.
Yes, if you see any weird stuff, just ignore it.
Probably isn't real.
Health inspector size penetration tester, ma'am. Nothing to see here.
Got it!
1805!
Who's on the president's desk? Just in case the president had to do laundry!
Damn it, I thought he might set the safe code as- the same as the laundry code.
Fuck.
1972! Got it!
2008!
Give it to me!
We gotta get that safe guys!
I'll keep it in two!
DUDE!
EEEEH YEAH!
We got the seller key and now we have the code as well. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see we hit the seller first
It's culture. We'll hit the seller first and then we'll hit the and then we'll
Then we'll do the other thing I said
We flip the paper oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Fuck you guys.
Guys, this is serious.
This is serious.
We are super sequence spies and this guy is evil.
Like, he can blow up, like, tenitors, uh, well, you know, like, well, or like, somewhere,
like, somewhere important.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Like the US.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Like in...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's too frosty.
I'm sorry. I'll report this. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I just wanted to take the time.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What the heck?
Score!
Excuse me, ladies. Health and safety inspection.
And penetration inspection!
laundry it just down the stairs do someone file a complaint strictly routine like my marriage
why do we need the code if we
So what, that's your phone?
5K.
Enjoy!
I think that's a good one.
Make sure no one follows.
You got it, friend.
Who was that guy?
That's Stefan, was your fairy godmother.
Get this, he just left us 5,000 euros
just to stop a guy from following him.
Well, what makes that kind of dog
a never-wine-up business?
I'm gonna go out and look here and say that guy is no bad hopper so what are we looking for you know
With all that money in my face
I forgot to pay mention
All set up we have a special request
Anyone come snooping around down here without a damn good reason
You give him the or the apt treatment
for body makeover
No refunds
We got to sneak past, boys. We have to sneak past.
You wish you had two poison darts. Guys, we do have two poison darts.
We have like five poison darts. Look at our circle now. We got like five of them.
First, we'll poison this guy.
First, we'll smoke him.
We'll pass the stain still on.
I'm coming on.
Give them an 82-cycle or order.
Hey!
Oof!
I could watch their hate...
Okay, that was good...
Hello.
Where are you trained to go?
He's now.
Is anyone home?
I don't want any trouble.
You just stay here...
They want to watch your...
You're finished!
O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill!
O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill!
O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill, O'Chill!
oh my god i food
trip
i'll pull
I'll kill every single one of you!
Oh
Get out of here, you moron!
You people need to work on your communication.
No way!
Too easy!
Double knot 7.
Reporting for duty.
Yeah, yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Now let's...
Oh, heep.
Follow me, boy.
Go again.
Follow me.
Slippery bastard.
That's why they call me the penetration tester.
A worn bellhop outfit.
Size XL.
He's fat.
Those fat bitches
206 could be a passcode
Oh six
Remember that she's got she's seen with that
I'm not looking I'm not looking
I can use a sip of the chili right now.
What?
Woo!
Ah, the goop is stressed.
I want to remind everyone, we're playing on the purest difficulty body, the hardest one!
This is no fun play time!
This is serious business!
Pop a first six million light pop a first six million light be wear the coat
No, no guys if the bad guy took it off. We should put it put it on either
Think about it think about it
Mm-hmm
We sabotage no, I want to go through the door wait hold on I want to stop does it
Oh
We did it! We escaped!
Really?
Really.
I'm in full view of the car park.
Good. Let's keep it that way. Stay vigilant.
You're the boss.
Hey, what were we doing again?
Hey, what were we doing?
We're not supposed to leave.
We were doing something.
We were following that one guy.
They're trying to trick us.
What?
What? What the hell? What?
Must have taken the scenic route.
Don't worry ma'am, penetration is back there.
I'll do that!
Yeah!
Yeah, sorry fellas guess for measures
Knock it in boys lock it in
Hey, watch this too pussy easy now. Oh, I'm surrendering guys. I'm sending I'm surrendering
Yeah
Whoa!
Where are you guys, look!
Yeah, fuck all these guys!
Yeah, fuck these guys!
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
That's right.
Move along, folks.
Nothing to see here.
I'm wrong.
I need your help.
Took you long enough.
The blond man.
He's changed his disguise.
I knew he was up to something.
Yeah?
How'd you know he's not a thief?
He doesn't move like a thief, he moves like a soldier.
I'm telling you, something's not right.
Look, I might have seen a bloke who fit the bill.
Tall, blond, only he was in a suit.
Chichi.
Went by the name of Locke.
Why was this?
Over at reception a little while ago.
He was heading upstairs.
Thanks, mate.
Hey.
You didn't hear it from me.
Like, what, we're fucking spies.
What are you talking about?
Who am I keeping this secret from?
Who, who, who when I doubt?
We're literally am I six spies?
He's gonna come up during brunch tomorrow in this hotel. Wait, this guy an idiot. This guy fucking dumb. Who am I telling about that?
All right. Oh, yeah, it's lock it lock it
Oh
You oh my god, you're right guys think about it room 206 we saw the number 206 on the sticky note down the thing
I think about that for a second, I think about that for a second.
206, two usually means second floor.
Boom, we're on the first floor because the number one, we need to go one stairs upward
and we go to the sixth door to go to, to go to room 206.
Oh my God, we don't.
205 to 207 right here.
I just overheard a pair of guests complaining about lab thumps and noises coming from one
of the second floor suites.
Room 206.
What do we think?
Seeing who stays in 206?
We're probably going to be fine.
And Mr. Locke.
The IP5...
We're probably going to be fine.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, seriously, stop taking around.
Stop the goop on a rack!
Highly toxic.
This is ex-assaulting insurances.
This is fucking serious.
I'd say it's an above business.
Copy that.
Respond.
I'd say it's none of our business. Copy that.
We're spiced!
Room 206.
That has to be it.
Secret Bites!
Tell no lies!
Secret Bites!
I've got to find a way to fool this lad.
Fool him, let me think.
How do we fool...
Oh, hold on. What's going on over here?
You're not coming this way, buddy.
No, no problem.
I need to find a way past that.
Give me my watch.
No, nothing there.
How I fool them?
How I fool this guy?
Oh, I'm gonna fuck you!
No way.
Oh, damn it.
I just would have gotten that bird.
Can I go to the circle?
Is there another way around?
I don't even want to look at that.
Because I know you guys are probably giving me the answer.
Because you've already played the game.
I want to solve this.
I want to solve this puzzle myself.
solve this puzzle myself I need your help I'm gonna think I'm gonna think
this through okay raise your security guard okay that probably means she's
like racist what do you racist like
Oh, wait, maybe something over here.
Oh, my, my, my, my.
Oh, oh, what's this, what's this?
Room 205, no, I need room 206.
Oh, wait, we can use 205 to get past the guy,
because we can tell him that we live there.
Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay.
Sure, I live in room two five
Get it drink it break this away, but we're gonna go into a five inch if we can listen to the wall
Which only stuff Slovakia postcard
It's a real place
You two five and five-inch husband is watching the game contestant. Oh my slot slot
slot slot guys
She's cheating she's cheating
You yet
What hello oh, oh, sorry ma'am
Pardon me mom didn't think anyone was in I'm with management one of our guests lost his pet anaconda
We're going floor by floor. Well, it's I said she's looking for yeah, I'll
Okay, what for it go on then I wish he that's my exact what she's looking for right
We what she's saying it hold on wait what
What did you say? I wasn't
I want you to have the best
stay here, ma'am.
Let us know if there's anything
Make your stay better.
That's right.
That was...
...unusual.
What happened here?
Monroe?
I detected.
What's this?
It's a mess.
Stay on the line.
I'll have a look around.
This should be it.
Good fit for a body.
I found a keycard holder minus the keycard.
Which on the back of it.
The security protocol for the hotel.
Okay.
copy of Brachis and Levi weekly with the hotel stamp. We gotta shut the
desert.
Found a wall suit. Size XL. This guy changed his disguise again. Who's the only
guy wearing XL on the entire 1,000 person building?
When row this isn't the body the guy out of hand these are signs of a struggle
And someone put up one hell of a fight if that's the case. Where's the body good question good question good question
I found the chief of security's wallet it's full of cash
Doesn't look like a robbery
In the fireplace. Monroe, this is serious. The blonde man did something to the chief of security, I'm sure of it.
Okay. So why? And how is this connected to 009?
That IS 009, you dumb bitch!
Yet. Call you back.
I'll tell you I can fucking feel it! That's 009!
Keep keeping.
Get lag. Gets me every time.
I
Chef as he managed to change clothes so fast
Anyone else feel that?
Picking up some chatter about a power surge in the electrical room. It crashed the security system
But there doesn't appear to be any permanent damage
Nothing to indicate for a play copy that sing
Keep an eye on it. Everyone else, step up your search.
Monroe, listen to me. The blonde man, the missing security chief, the power surge, 009, somehow it's all connected.
Look, say you're right. What's his game?
I don't know, but Greenway said 009 is a master manipulator. If he knew what we know, he'd pull the plug for sure.
Okay. I'll look into it. Where are you now?
Back in the blonde man's trail. He won't slip away this time.
Now we got him! Now we got him! I'm gonna kill him!
No we got him! Now we got him!
Sherry?
Security system still offline now.
I called it a red flag. According to the logs, Selma went inside shortly before the power surge.
Must be the security chief. He's the only one with authorization.
Her security chief's key card was missing. This is starting to add up.
That's him. Now what's in those crates?
It's probably not the items required to make a five course meal. He's only thinking being a chef think about it
We're gonna need some more apples there's not enough
You do know everything. You ought to be good at everything.
Maybe I am.
You brought some big things here. You brought something big.
I was on the shift after the delivery gate and suddenly... bam!
It's a new vacuum machine!
There. Got a hurry.
I
Hunch was right. I found you missing security chief stuffed inside a laundry cart in the basement
And you
Well, don't worry guys should have by a penetration is my job. What a security scoundrel valley
Something heavy. Oh, this is bad. I'm in front Chris. Don't let this guy out of your sight
What's that?
Well, it was just here.
You again.
That's right. The maid is picking a lock. Now you've seen everything.
Now it's close.
He used to.
Double nut seven.
James, what do you think you're doing?
What I gotta do.
You're an ideal head.
You're saving the world one step at a time.
This is coordination.
Get back to you.
Got it, boys.
Double nut seven.
The name's nut.
You see, there was something in those crates.
Hey!
No!
Locked.
Oh!
Stay! Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
You fucking kidding!
Missed him again.
Go, go, go up!
This is amazing.
I don't think I've tried it before.
Is it your own concoction?
I can't take it.
No, no, no!
I'm sorry.
That door over there looks suspicious.
Can you believe this pot?
I'm not sure if it's the right way.
Impossible.
Empty.
A secret passage.
Of course.
Wait, wait, wait.
Secret passage?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm being told from an empty book the text is Slovakian, but it appears to be a seven
search of a hidden mechanism.
A lion slash dragon next to the fireplace.
The suit of passage is in the fireplace, boys!
Six dials. Take more than blind luck.
That's not it.
Thought I was onto something there.
Oh, come on.
Nothing to it.
We're Secret Spies!
And we've downed all eyes!
Secret Spies!
And we've downed all eyes!
Yeah! Yeah!
Eeeeh, yeah! Yeah!
Guys, I totally just guessed I'm right, joking. I, I, I, no, I, I would scream at the buttons!
A-WEE! A-WEE!
Listen closely. I saw a couple you guys say that this part we really need to listen to
Oh, Mr. That Moses said Mr. Panacea was good man. Good. I'm bad
Chains difficulty easy. No, I didn't know I swear. It's still on the hardest one. I swear
I don't know if you can do that. Oh my god. Do you I think you can do that?
Do ours you guys if we reach a point where I can't beat it because I'm too fucking drunk
We're gonna be really screwed. I'm not gonna lie to you guys
That won't happen.
That's not gonna happen guys.
Whatever.
That's not gonna happen.
You're talking to Double Nuts 7.
Okay?
And I like my silly juice shaking.
Nuts 3rd.
Mmm.
Absolutely divine.
Oh, Mr. Recipes Table, which is what good man, good man.
Uh-oh.
AP, that this should be my first and only ever donation
to his female.
I just want you to know I appreciate all you do.
Enjoy your bring to everyone.
My mother just passed, it's been the hardest thing
in my life, but you help me smile every day.
Oh, Mr. Big Cheese.
I'm sorry about that, my boy.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
God bless you and your family, brother.
God bless you and your family.
Let me tell you, that's, oh.
God bless you and your family.
Oh, I could not even imagine.
Oh my goodness.
God bless you and your family, Mr. Big Cheese.
Here's your brother.
Godspeed.
Thank you, brother.
You really need to do that.
I appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
God bless you and your family, my boy.
God bless you, mother as well.
W big cheese, W big cheese.
W big cheese mama as well.
W big cheese mama.
10,000 blessings for your family, that's 10,000, 10,000.
All right, cheers to Mr. Big Cheese.
God bless you and your family, brother.
All right, cheers guys.
We need to listen in to this next part.
You need to listen to this next part, so keep it, keep it, peep us, and your ears open.
Seriously boys, stay focused.
That's me, big cheese, that's me.
Stay focused, stay focused, we are working.
I've now, this is the last time I'm saving your ass.
He's manual pissed with us.
Eyes on target.
Double on eye and deceptive perception.
Heading straight for the grand hole.
The Blighter is not even in disguise.
Oh, oh my!
Stay focused. Stay focused.
Seriously.
He was handsome.
That's a handsome guy.
He's a big, big, big...
What?
Oh, my God. I'm crazy.
I don't know about that.
He's...
This is where we came from!
I see him.
Everyone reposition. Cover the exits.
Monroe, what's your status?
Monroe, coffee.
He's busy. Cressida, you need to call it off.
Something bad's about to happen.
What have you done?
Where's Monroe?
What was that?
Oh, super secret hidden door pal.
Super secret hidden door.
Oh shit.
Oh my way, is that Monroe? No!
No!
I called that by the way two hours ago.
No!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! What is he doing?
What is he doing to my boy?
He made my boy!
I
Pressure it's been wrong
Stay down
You Swedish
I
Yeah
Oh my god
Yeah
I'll tell you that why bother pussy
I'm a wife on a pussy
I'm a six of my pussy you're 30
I'm a wife on a bitch
I want to buy pussy
I want to buy oh shit
This is 1958!
It's wide, bitch!
Oh fuck, we're horribly unlocking horribly these adds to this.
These adds to this, these adds to this.
Oh look, we're unlocking, unlocking, unlocking!
It's wide, pussy!
Yeah!
Oh shit, I got a sword, oh my god.
Come down focus
I don't know how to do this to my mom's- I don't even know what- I don't know I don't
know what the fuck I don't know what the fuck I don't know
Not this.
Why is it?
I've known which one.
Who is this?
Shit.
Nothing more.
All the time in the world
Are we so serious?
That's why am I six call us
That's why am I six call us boys
A second device.
A second device?
Hey guys, seriously, how do you guys, come on, listen, listen, guys, listen, I am so
immersed in this story.
I'm having so much fun.
I really like this game, but please someone tell me how the fuck we just survived a bomb
that we were two inches away from.
Okay, because I want, I want to still be immersed in the story.
I want to still be, can someone maybe give me like some half-assed explanation for just,
just to keep me immersed, please?
We had the second bomb went off?
Not the first one?
It was a dream.
A second.
Oh, oh.
Oh, that makes sense.
Guys, guys, the first bomb, we actually disarmed.
It was another bomb that went off in a room over
and that's where we, all right, I'm back.
I'm back.
It's time to play the game!
Cressida?
Cressida? I'm coming. Stay where you are.
I'll be there for you.
I'll push you.
Huge bushes.
Remove.
I like this.
James, I can't feel my...
Bond?
Which way did he go?
I packed off for a second and the son of a bitch was gone.
009.
Of course, he was a bloody suicide mission.
He used himself as bait to get to me and that...
There! That's him!
Bond!
He wasn't the bell-hoppy in time.
Don't let him get away.
He's just over that way
Oh my god, no way. Don't let me do it. You're doing a car chase. Oh my god, no way. Oh my god, no way
That's the car.
It's got too much of a head start. You need to cut some corners.
Careful what you wish for.
Embulances, watch it.
Oh, I got you, Bucket!
Yes!
He's going out loud!
He's going out of the way!
Go right!
Where'd he go?
Oh, there he is! There he is! There he is!
Left! Go left!
Right!
He went right!
Right!
There he is! There he is!
What?!
There he is!
What am I going 40 fucking miles an hour?
Press on inside!
Get in the road or I'll do the fucking battle!
Hold tight.
No, it's okay.
Oh, get out of the way!
Right.
Who are you really?
Agent Sherlock Holmes.
I'm with the DM.
Right. Who are you really?
Agent Charlotte Ross. I'm with the DGAC. That's...
French Intelligence.
James Bond. MI6.
Yes, I figure there's much.
What's your interest in 009?
Becca didn't spend these frugities of yours on a golf course. That's what you said.
DGAC has been haunting you for a long time. This is the closest we've had of Bonham, and I'm not letting him spit through my fingers now.
That sounds like we have a conflict of interest.
How about we burn that bridge when we get to it?
Fine by me.
I knew his friends though. I'm not loving the odds.
I don't know if that was.
In that case
Get down there draw their fire, I'll thank them we need to keep that plane on the ground
She what are we waiting for?
There's that English son for
When she was James. I mean I have been noted for my
Thank you for noticing thank you for noticing
We're catching this fussy. Forget this bitch. Let me tell you something. This guy's on escape this time
009
Well, like double bitch pussy. We are catching this guy right here right now
This is my first gunfight on the hardest difficulty
Get him! Get him down!
Run! Get cover!
He's nearly done!
I'm out of ammo, what?!
Did that lady give me 15 shots to take on an army?!
10 acts- oh perfect.
Alright lock it boys, lock it, lock it.
We're gonna have to, we're gonna have to fill this up,
We're gonna have to figure this out!
I
Locked sushi guys lock it lock it for real cheese for real Jesus time actually for real cheese lock it lock it
Oh
I'm going in!
Can't stay.
Your plane's leaving.
I'm on the memo!
Then, breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
Breathe! Breathe!
Oh my god!
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no.
Use that! Use that! Use that!
What the hell is this? What the hell is this?
Oh my god!
No shots in the air! No shot in the air!
Oh give me that, give me that, give me that!
Oh, carry that!
Thanks for letting me down, bitch.
Oh
Yeah
I don't want to die!
Yeah
Well, I was fun
Oh my god, go
Okay, double on mine
What is that a good guy is that a good guy we why didn't speak that thing wait
Is that a good guy?
No?
Okay, okay.
I can't kill him.
I think that is a good guy.
The plane's flying dark.
It's all up to me.
Think.
Need a way to force it down.
If I could access the flight control system.
Let's make some turbulence.
It's going to walk in here!
Oh
Shit oh, sorry, sorry
Aliyaaaa!
Aliyaaaaaa!
Aliyaaaa!
He's in my sights!
I'm going to kill you!
I need to hit you, Roy!
Yeah, boys!
Get in your pants, you!
The names Nat.
See.
Nat.
All of the days work, boys.
All of the days work.
Okay.
God bless our boy, of course.
Come on, Pete.
Come on, Pete, my bro.
Oh, sevens in the chat from my bro.
He was a fine soldier, and an even finest spy.
He fought side by side with us.
He showed determination.
Sorry, to be quick.
And he never quit.
I'm Sir Nicholas Weier.
What are the finest assets MI6 has ever had?
I'm Sir Nicholas Weier, and CEO of Web Industries.
I was going to say I'm sorry for your loss.
Secretary Bright informed me of what happened.
I'm sure you did all you could.
so much for the secret service.
He, he were kind of dicking around
until like half an hour in the hotel.
I won't lie to you.
Sir?
I know what you're saying.
I won't lie, I was dicking around the hotel for having an hour.
Most impressive.
Why did you do it?
If I may ask, rescue life on a million to one chance.
I couldn't do nothing.
Yes, I never felt it.
People really are capable of the most extraordinary things.
In fact, this game is like one big anti-AI ad.
I spent so much time around it.
I was in kind of fucking booze.
still. I mean, it's like the second time we've seen the thing, isn't it, bud?
Not rest for the wicked.
You're a rare breed, Bond.
I've been interested to see what you can do next.
He's definitely seditious, that's what I thought.
That guy was giving me the googly eyes.
You tell me, come on, I want us back at M.I.S.S.
I'm courty as fuck now.
Uh, yes. Yes, sir.
Take a seat.
Hold on.
take a seat hold all calls to my direct line these are the facts 009 is
acting on some R.K. Vendetta against MI6 his actions have brought us to our
knees and we are in the midst of a full-blown diplomatic crisis what I
thought we'd kill the guy did we wait do we not kill 009 the clock up that
foreign secretary Bright has been waiting for to shut the program down
No, he will... he will crush the fucking plan!
We're talking about your eye for detail, Greenfield.
Yeah, we did! Yeah, we did!
And it's in 009's whereabouts.
I'm sending you to Mauritania to bring him back any way you see fit.
I have a few ideas.
Need I state the obvious?
He is not ready.
I am perfectly capable of handling this...
You open that for me?
Right. Greenway will take point. Bond, you will do as you're told. This is our one shot at calming things down, and I need you two to work together. Am I being clear?
Perfectly, Mom.
Bond, you go and see Q for your gear and Moneypenny for your buffing. You're dismissed.
Yeah, let me take it from here. All right, let me let the
Don't you have some way you need to be
We just flexed on we just flexed on his ass
I just...
Please just flexed on him! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Holy shit, 007. Disabled flexor.
Hmm
Sponsored she begin yeah, you got me buddy you got me
I'm drunk talking about how this guy just mod on a disabled person and I'd like to thank the sponsor
You stupid bitch
You dumb are you a stupid fuck it? No, this is not sponsored you dumb bitch
Hmm that guy's gotta be dumb that guy's actually gotta be dumb. All right. Cheers boys. Cheers gentlemen. Cheers
Hmm I don't think we go to the queue lab. I think we go to this one. Oh
No psych psych psych we're going to the queue lab. I just ran at the top of the screen by the way
if you did know I it tells you that it's that tells you what to do up there you
better have something efficient it's I knew all along it was you that didn't
know that it was you that only found that out till recently I knew that since
the beginning
double-notch seven reporting for duty good to see you human man
human man human man human dog what's the latest in the grids I missed you at the
Was it the latest? Yes, it was the latest.
the bag never did like funerals all that black had ever think what happened I'm so
sorry he must carry it with you be okay you were a fine lot I know you make them
proud
now let's get you feel ready sounds good I lost my watch I think if you ask
I'm gonna do watch I'm gonna do watch they have to get a new watch
Have to get a new watch
In there we do thorough
Test on all field equipment before it is cleared permission use the most happen in this room
That gives you watch here
I love it.
Your new earpiece.
Lone conducted microphone.
You attach it directly to the skin.
Ultra thin, virtually undetectable.
Before you go, there are some new items of field equipment
you might be interested in.
In my grave.
Did they just go in my grave?
Gadgetesic, oh, there are a couple of new pieces.
pieces that are going through final testing and
field certification. I thought you might like to give them the ones over there.
Ah, Bridget. Here you are.
Ahead of his next excursion, I thought we might show Bond our latest creations.
I would love to see it!
The latest gotten flashmine have just passed final certification.
Excellent.
Bond, come and take a look.
All right.
The-
What you got for me today, boys?
...multitude of uses, from blinding an enemy to disrupting complex electronics.
Not quite a death ray, but we're getting them.
Give it a try.
Okay?
Right.
Nicely done. It can also disarm hostiles.
The name's Nutt.
P... Nutt.
Nutt, yeah!
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
It's time, it's time to get serious guys, seriously, we're secret spies, and you guys
are acting like this some walk around the park, media fucking serious, lock it, lock
it.
Actually so many goofballs in the chat, new boot goofing, when I'm trying to get, when
I'm not trying to be a serious spy right now.
Actually ridiculous.
All right, time to use the laser.
Time to use the, sorry, I'm not,
that's okay, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
I'm gonna laser this pussy, all right?
Stand back.
That's it, one.
Oh, the laser's coming up.
I'm gonna attract unwanted attention.
I'll take anything that gets me closer to 009.
We ain't pleased.
That's not all.
Over here, we have the flashmine.
Are these his airpods?
The flashmine uses molecular bonding to adhere to any surface and operates on a proximity
trigger.
Just the thing, if you need to cubby or escape or leave someone a nasty surprise, give it
a try.
Okay.
It is said the greats multiple people
No.
This isn't a gadget, this is a walker!
Pumice.
One more.
Mine and laser strap your maximum loadout is two in addition to your new watch according to
Why have I get three guys I know I know I said don't spoil the story for me, but do I ever get three?
Why have I get like the first szam or no?
Okay, sweet. All right, okay. All right. I love that don't do anything for me
I just wanted to know that I just want to know that I just want to thank you guys
Thanks guys
Thanks guys, thanks guys, thanks guys
Thanks guys
Okay, we're gonna do
Obviously we're gonna do the do disintegration device. I mean that's a given
But do we do the laser everything because the darts
Honestly pretty good and the smoke saved us. I think genuinely and it was I noticed at least once might have even been twice
I never use anything guys no we use the smoke remember it literally saved our lives like
once in the in the bottom of the thing and maybe even twice laser for locked doors okay
Okay, you're right. You're right. Totally right. Laser for locked ones. Yep. Okay, that's
And do we switch out the flash mine then? Oh
My god, that's a toughie guys only flash mine or smoke. I think live without the darts
I can live without the darts that you can live without the camera flash mine or smoke pod flash minus one pod
Flash that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. I think that'll do
I'm on the clock right now.
I'm on the clock.
This is professional business type of stuff.
I'm on the clock right now.
I'm on the clock.
I don't have time to get into relationship stuff.
Hmm.
Oh Mr. Heavenly, give me more advice.
More good, bad, good.
Um, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh.
Thank you, sir.
Now we're talking.
Blow of steam get your eye in whatever appreciate coconut. Let's see what's going on over here. Oh
That's the other all right guys. Follow me gang. Follow me boys
Time to get down to business. How do you see us guys guys?
Stop the ball around seriously. Seriously. Seriously. The world is literally at stake right now
You guys are literally do point right over there. You guys are dick it off
The world is in check!
The whole world can explode!
If we don't do what we need to do!
Man, that you're going back out there...
It's serious.
Some of us would be enough to be going in here.
I've applied for good training ourselves.
I'm serious. Good. Good.
Good.
We just wanted you to know that we're behind you.
All the way.
Thanks.
I'm in.
I'm in!
Yeah, mind the red floor?
Is this operation?
Is there any need for a follow-up site inspection on the Carpathian?
Out it's worth the risk.
We've got his location, let's take him to work.
We need to act now.
All of you do it, buddy.
After the tragic chess championship explosion, Slovakian opposition accuses government of
neglecting safety inspections after budget cuts.
Politicians never disappoint when it comes to public outrage.
And when the reason for it is pure fantasy coming from our office.
My fault. Sorry.
No, really, it was my fault. I'm just sorry.
It was an accident on the same day.
Really, it was my fault. I'm just sorry.
Oh, we got to talk to money-pinny. We got to talk to money-pinny.
Thank God these guys are British, because that is genuinely the dumbest fucking name,
but when they say it in the game, it sounds so eloquent.
It sounds like the most beautiful name I've ever heard.
Get your mind?
Am I right or am I right?
Agent Roth.
Talk about a French exit.
Who's this guy?
What a day.
Yeah.
He's the guy from Pac-A-Woods, don't he?
Oh my god, it's the guy from the practical joke of the way!
What's your next pitch I told?
I mean, I'm sure it's coming, it has to be.
Aw, he's not gonna say. He's not gonna say.
He's not gonna tell us.
Hey, keep that shit locked down tight. Hey, keep that thing locked down tight.
He's not gonna say. He's not gonna say. He's not gonna say. He's not gonna say.
It'll be good though, I'm sure. It'll be good. Those guys are always so hot. They're what to do.
Pretty tense out there.
about that.
A diplomatic crisis will do that.
Today was rough.
How do I talk to her?
How are you holding up?
You needed to show me something.
Here's the lady.
Oh, you don't recognize Agent Roth?
I believe you shared with Mr. Martin.
Charlotte Annabelle Roth.
Senior operational officer at the DGSE headquarters in Paris.
You can't be serious.
We chatted.
Nice lady.
Retires.
Yeah, is this Merz about to spin?
Is this Merz about to spin?
This guy's doing MI6 and stuff that low night.
That's a lot of that.
Hehehehehehehe.
Oh.
Who are the- oh wait wait, let's ask who those guys were at the bottom of the thing, they
painted the bar.
Any match from the blonde twins?
Nico and Taro Murto.
Assassin J-O from Tampere, Finland.
Highly adept at unarmed combat, improvisation, and social infiltration.
These are ruthless operators, James.
Ice cold killers.
I know.
I was there ready for that mission brief what you got for me come let's have a
look not going to lie you have got your work cut out for you Greenway perfect
timing
009 after he escaped Slovakia we tracked Bond's watch to a field outside of the
Syrian village Jabal Uthman where the unregistered cargo plane was abandoned
A wide fair sweep picked up his trail 36 hours later in the Turkish province of Şenlâfâ.
From here he embarked on a complex route, eventually bringing him to Egypt before we
lost his trail, for good.
However, despite significant effort being put into obscuring transport payments, Ther
managed to pin two of the chartered private jets to the pirate king, Avmâ.
Yes, you heard me right.
Pirate King.
And pirate king.
we have on this bathroom abducted by a militants of the age of 10 along with his
little sister trained as a child soldier until age 12 when bathroom turned on his
child soldier killing five and escaping spent half a decade looking for a
sister to no avail at age 17 he entered the world of piracy for the next two
decades he rose like a shooting star turning random endeavors into a well
organized international business empire all culminating in Mauritania when he
claimed to ship graveyarders his kingdom.
Aleph?
That's the main black market hub on the African continent.
Major League weapons bizarra, if I'm not mistaken.
Indeed.
And with the client out to match.
Aleph is a cesspool of military and PMC personnel,
rubbing shoulders with rebel groups
and criminal organizations alike.
How is all that connected to 009?
That's the thing.
It doesn't.
Which is probably why he managed to stay invisible
for more than a decade.
However, with the new intel, things
We are starting to line up and considering the amount put up to facilitate 009's escape,
we have reason to believe that he is part of Bovner's inner circle.
Lef is most likely where he's been hiding all along.
Go to Aleph. Find 009 and bring him back.
Everything depends on your success.
No pressure.
Pressure is my middle name.
Rise and shine.
Virtue is my middle name.
Wait me when we get to a left.
Not when we're almost up enough.
Not a morning person, are we?
Just drive.
Is this a car commercial?
I don't mind if I pop the radio on.
Why? This car doesn't belong here.
In the Seed.
That's what the eye patches and the wooden legs are for.
You feel that? I feel like this car doesn't really belong in the Seed right here.
If you like this...
Murad!
Hmm.
I don't think they want to play this once we're inside.
Double the line, you can't be paranoid.
That makes him dangerous.
He's expecting us to make a move after Slovakia.
Or if not us, somebody else.
Those are the cars!
Half fucking red, half yellow, got a hot dog with mustard and lemon.
No, truck!
This!
This doesn't belong here! Guys, am I right?
You feel that too? Are you feeling that?
And yeah, guys, I've just something, something's going on here, something's going on here,
something's going on here, something's going on here, something's going on here.
If Batman isn't an option, I'll let you know.
I'll let him go this way.
You guys don't want me here.
I don't know what you think of me.
You do.
Instuffable, immature, bringing you bells.
You were listening back at us.
It's the first time for everything, hey, Bond?
What?
You don't have all these ships doing here, eh?
If I hadn't followed my hunk back in Slovakia, more people would have died.
We both know that.
So stop trying to cut me off at the knees every chance you get.
I'll think about it.
Oh!
Hot dog, we're much better!
No way to in one day!
Over there.
Gents, heads up.
Perfume as helly is inbound.
Copy that, moneypunny.
Heading inside.
Stop touching your ear.
What?
I said, stop touching your bloody ear.
I'm going to tell you something.
First of all, drive home with me.
Yes, boss.
This place never changes 12 o'clock, welcoming committee, and they see us.
Impressive.
What kind of security can we expect?
We'll have eyes on us, no doubt.
Local dealers, fubbers men.
Try not to draw attention to yourself.
Me?
Never.
What you do is not my fault, you just made it your problem.
Out of the way.
And stop saying that over there.
I've seen you saying that since the beginning of the stream.
Stop that over there.
Stop it.
Everything testing right now is working through the guarantees.
Hey, over here.
Who's still?
There are three in three guys.
No three have seen them.
Launchers.
I saw Voltax and Custom Barrel.
Barrel that thing punches to armor like it's paper hold on now
Hold on more kick you need to hit the auction. I hear they have some nice toys left behind by NATO anything you need
I have
for a nice price
Tempting that thing is nice what we can really gear up here since we haven't really been shooting a lot except for that plane part
We could really gear up here NATO NATO's the thing that
What is NATO NATO's that you don't know what NATO is NATO's that
The guys are getting decide what rules there are at war
Yeah, that's that's right. Yeah, NATO's the guys to get decide what rules there are at war
It's like a bunch of countries got together or something.
No, wrong group.
That's Geneva.
No, the NATO guys wrote the Geneva Convention, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
NATO is a bunch of countries that got together.
Oh wait, that's UN.
Wait, is NATO not UN?
Is NATO and the UN the same thing?
We'll figure it out later.
Ah, okay, we'll figure out later.
What you got for me, chief?
This looks like it's happening in the room over.
What kind of boxing ring has a squished water bottle and metal pieces on the ground with wooden boxes?
You deaf fuck, Taurus. We said easy.
No you didn't. No you didn't. No you didn't. I swear. No you didn't. You didn't say that. You didn't say that.
You just broke your TV.
Oh, you want them huh?
You want them?
Oh, you want them?
You want them huh?
You want them?
Is that what you want?
You want some of these?
Don't you worry, I got plenty for everyone!
I've got plenty for everyone!
I must have been the undercard.
Guys...
You know, you could make money with those feasts in a lift.
I'll bear that in mind if the day job doesn't work out.
Over here?
What?
And how's not drawing attention to yourself working out?
You started?
Why kids this way?
You see?
You can come over here and pick up a phone for each one.
I'll do you a better deal than anyone here.
Burners!
The burner's over here.
But when you need to call your mistress, what do you want?
They are the potential for their soul.
One cup of tea and...
What are you looking at?
About 40 cups.
We've got Indian chai, English pretty fast, mountain car, the body...
Something beats a really small amount.
Looks like trucks parked outside.
They look like they're coming in and out.
Yeah.
So this is the left, the cesspool of the Sahara.
But they don't put that in the guidebook.
Then the light is there in Bond.
Everyone here is a threat.
So watch your back.
Bond, up there.
Everyone!
People on the left, hear me.
Our existence depends on you.
The traitors.
The beating heart of this city.
All we have asked in exchange for your protection and the place at our table is but a small token of appreciation.
Tarik here does not agree with that sentiment. He believes...
Would he not?
He believes he should not have to pay his share and for that he must be punished.
I'm sure it does not fit him.
He tells me there's a child.
A girl, he fears for her life.
She needs medication, expensive kind.
That is where his contributions went.
Our protection is for the care of everyone in our great city of steel and sand.
I don't know who that is.
Men, women, and the children.
Is that a cool guy?
Is this a singer?
Or rock star?
Wait, wait, wait.
He's a singer?
A rock star?
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Vinnie Kravitz.
Whoa, it is him.
Guys, look at this.
No way.
Guys, it actually is him.
Look at that.
No way.
Wait, what's his top song?
What's his top song?
Andy Kravitz, top five songs.
Wait.
They what?
Wait.
Wait, what?
Wait, no, that doesn't make sense.
Wait a second.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just tell me the all time five most popular songs
on Spotify.
Okay, that was just not what I asked at all.
That was not what I asked at all.
Okay, it told me Drake's One Dance
was Lenny Kravitz's most popular song.
So I was piecing together over there.
Sorry, it told me, yeah.
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
It looks like, are you gonna go my way?
Have I heard that?
Are you gonna go my way?
you
I'm going to say something right now that's going to make you hate me, all right?
I'm going to say something right now that's going to make you hate me, and I'm sorry in
advance.
Not my fault though.
That song is a banger.
But I know it from a rap song that I'm pretty sure
I think it was the Migos that sang.
That's where I know that from.
Not from the original song.
I know that from the Migos.
I know, I know, guys, guys, guys, but it was still a banger.
here all night listening to songs the world can't explode. We are secret, super,
secret, secret, super, secret, super, secret, super, secret, secret, secret, super spies.
You have to lock it. We have to lock it. Oh Mr. Sartre, my good man, good man.
And Mr. Captain Reno, Mr. Cloudy, Mr. Aveline, my good man, good man. Thank you, my
My boy, appreciate you, my boys.
Uh-oh, okay guys, I'm getting a lot of requests
to do American Woman.
Do we want to postpone the game for another two minutes
and listen to American Woman,
or do we want to go right into the game?
All right, fuck it, all right, okay, all right, all right,
all right, all right, all right, hold on one second,
let me find it, hold up, I don't know if I know this.
I don't know if I know, I don't know if I know this.
I'm not promising I do, I don't know.
Help you too by answering one question.
No.
Don't come hanging around my door, I don't wanna see your face no more
I don't know if I'm black and jealous or bangin'
Now I'm all still waiting, I'm making love
At least what I say
Oh, my foot, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you!
Oh!
I'm making woman,
Get away from me,
I'm making woman,
Mama let me be,
Don't come near me, don't let me talk,
I don't wanna see a shadow no more,
Cause the nights can hypnotize,
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now I'm a bum
Get away
I'm making one more
Listen what I say
I'm feeling it now
Oh, this is like the last shit
What's going on, little people?
Oh no, he's hot!
What can I say, boy?
Secret spies tell no lies. I love your success and the variety, but I need a little of the good old Tarkov peanut
Let me tell you something. I don't want to spoil nothing, but I'm working on something do it. I'll spoil it guys
I really want to but don't count on this at all because let me tell you officer is one hard mother fucker to pin down I
Text them I said officer. Do you want to play Tarkov tomorrow at 10 p.m?
MCT after the AT&T Tournament.
I have not received a text back.
If he doesn't text back, then I'm not playing.
If he does text back, then I am playing.
I will not play talk-off with an officer.
He is my main talk-off man.
That's what's going on.
That's the truth.
If he says yes, I play tomorrow.
If he says no, I don't play tomorrow.
That's the true, that's the true.
A red light!
Hmm.
All right, let's proceed, let's proceed.
Excuse me guys, we're super sequence five.
Oh, obviously, JD.
Guys, but I'm not playing with that officer.
That's the baseline.
That's what we said, now lock it!
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Eh!
Care she requires.
Excuse me, lock it, lock it.
Tell you back to the exit, lock it!
Not me! He did not fight for her kingdom.
You'd be no kind of man at all.
Quick, quick, quick!
Let it be known that while in the bosom of Aleph...
...the child shall want for nothing from this moment on.
What if she wants a dad?
I obviously kind of just poked a hole in your entire plan then chief.
If his daughter is now going to be supplied by you and she'll never want anything ever
again you just killed her dad.
What if you watch her father?
cool music, very cool music. Honestly, I'm done for right now. I'm a stupid bucket
move. How can I lie? I hate to sit on the guy as soon as I find out who he was and I
like his music, but it's the truth. It's the truth. It's the truth. It's the truth.
We really keep this place together, absolutely.
It's a lot of work, but not impossible.
I think we need a much larger solar field.
Where's this face from?
Give me this recipe.
It's a one good man, good man.
Try and get it.
Has Mr. Incafable put one good man, good man?
What do you think about one good man, good man?
Thanks, boys.
That's who you like it, Rocky.
We're doing some crazy stuff.
I live in the castle territory.
He's told us everyone here is a potential threat to keep your eyes peeled.
You just shut it.
You went out of my way. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna mug this guy out of my way. Step aside. Invitation and 100K.
Not a cheap date, are you? Get lost.
Trusted. I'll be back.
I'm sure you will.
I need to get a hundred grand fast oh yeah boys I mean how'd that go?
I don't think so.
Well you're still in one piece so better than I expected.
It's an auction.
We're not getting inside or near Bacardi without an invite and one hundred thousand
dollars.
Of course.
How do you want to play this?
Splitter.
I'll work the invites you've sourced the cash.
How am I supposed to find a hundred grand out here in the desert?
No I don't.
Luck?
Charm isn't that how you've gotten things done in the past. Yes
Mind yourself
What's my part of this again, sir, what's my part?
Is there a casino here if there's a casino here we can make that hundred grand need to get into that ocean
Follow me, boys. Follow me, girl.
Follow me, girl. Follow me, girl.
I need $100,000.
You know I can't do that, James.
Looks like I'm getting my hands dirty, then.
Oh, Jimmy.
Hey, Doris! You don't click, do I? Come on over. I want...
I need to make some money. Fast.
Don't we all?
And if it's money you need to make in a life, you've come to the right place.
I'm your mother.
What do you want to know?
I... I... I need to hide in this body.
Anything out here worth chasing?
Had someone come by earlier trying to buy weapons.
Wanted to pay in crypto.
Told him to get lost.
Crypto's only good for the auction.
It's useless out in the market.
Not where I can find him.
Saw him over by the electronics pushers earlier.
Just go through the tunnel right behind you to get to it.
You'll find him somewhere around
Are you that's be something you want that I can help you with there is this one thing
Adan he runs a cup scum
Flush a cut scan is a big crowd gathered round cups game. He's offering up a red tool as a prize
The jewel of jahari. Let me guess
Like to get your hands on it lost in a bet to him. I
Wanted back
Get it for me, and I'll make it worth your while. You'll find him next to the shoe stall to the right of the fight pit
Is everyone here?
Fucking billionaires and she just say she lost the jewel of Jahari in a bet
Don't anything else for me. Keep your eyes open. We're in the middle of a fucking desert
There is red chips literally all around us and she lost the jewel of Jahari
See you again handsome
Everyone here fucking jump pesos
We might be able to actually do this boy we might
We might actually be able to do this boys
We gotta look for rich people
But for someone who's rich
Looks rich
Now a shoekeeper would not be rich. That guy kind of looks like he might be rich.
correct me $3,500, but I don't have any money at all a pass three cups
okay are we lucky we lucky we lucky right now you lucky lucky we lucky
you lucky even $3,500 right now
Oh, sorry, I need to get by.
Oh, you're awesome.
Four-side banana.
Win 30,000 dollars.
Are you that easy?
Where is it?
I need to find that shooting range.
Hey, what do you think happened to him?
He got shot.
What do you think happened to him?
He got to meet the girls.
Don't do that to him, okay?
Guys, where is that shooting major?
I don't know.
My bad.
Are you because you are so nice to him?
Definitely.
Watch yourself.
That's the lady that wants the jewel?
What's down here?
What does this everyone have?
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
What?
What the hell is going on around here?
What are you saying to me?
What?
What is he saying?
party favors in LA that's really fucking sense I came to talk to the guy
hard to miss she looked like she just stepped out of a hotel
because money really but he will kill us that's why you will be sharing it
fuck off sorry you told me the deal was locked in place you said you could
Secure the weapons for the cause with the money on the crypto wallet. Now you're telling me it's an ogre
We don't have hard currency. You knew that
No, no, don't try again
It'll make us look weak. I need to call Andrew
He's got contacts out here
Maybe we can find a way to refer that crypto to cash in a hurry
Just sit tight and wait for my call and do not let that wallet out of your sight
What is the lot of money that you need to track a phone for me?
I'm looking at the caller right now. You'll need to hack the phone first
I thought I thought I had
You ask me
Listen, they're not fighting the locals won't touch crypto and we don't have a hundred grand
Let an only invite to get us into that auction.
Yulandi said they looked at her like she was holding the monopoly money.
And she showed them the draft.
They want cash and drew, period.
Do you know how hard it was to get that together?
It took me a year to skim off the pension bill.
Plus 10% of it to have it fed through four wallets to make sure it was clean.
Do you know how much of a full aid that was for me to get something like that done?
Is that enough? Must be something I should have done.
Oh, over a 95% dammit!
Get married later. The signal's dropped.
I'm way over another. I need to get past them.
I need to get crazy.
Give me a dinner. Give me a dinner.
No signal.
We're at 95%!
Get closer.
I'm the only one who can make this process to live a city or flip a small government.
I've got a signal. Move closer.
I'm gonna get out of here!
Are you stupid?
Because you'll lose.
You'll be sold.
Try this entrance.
I don't have a signal. Get closer.
This is what would green my dear hair.
All the models could go to hell.
I don't want to lose.
How do we get out of here?
The signal's dropping.
Vacuum? Oh my God, good thing you're vacuuming my...
We need to get in there right now boys, we're 95% hacking, 95%
Get closer, Bond, we're losing signal
There's got to be something right here
We're over, we're over, we're over, we're over
We need to line up, we need to line up
That's nice signal
Move closer
Oh, amazing, watch
That makes sense
Let's have a look there
Got it!
Pinging the location of the call it's your cue watch
You're a star
I know
Oh, boy, it's nice to be reminded.
Yeah.
Watch it.
We've got the other end of that call.
Oh, I got the swan.
Well, he's lost his right foot.
Hey, come on, keep the wallet.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Objectives will go to the keep the wallet.
Track, boob, bam, boob, bam.
There it is over there.
Oh, my god, oh, my god.
Excuse me.
For me, for me, for me, for me, for me!
Over here is too much, brother.
A little over dressed for this place.
Do you like that test? Can I buy it again?
Oh! Oh, again.
Oh.
I just asked for it.
Ma'am, you are...
It doesn't hurt to have a loop.
Screwdriver charging station is broken.
What good?
Let's go!
Thank you very much.
No way!
Here.
Crypto wallet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a week.
Send that image to a makeshift cell tunnel nearby.
If you can find that tower and get close enough to it,
I should be able to get in.
On it.
I'm going into the south tower.
Easy peasy, easy peasy, here we go.
Easy peasy, here we go.
What are you doing?
Who is the fight-pillow?
Don't worry, don't worry. We're gonna fight the enemy.
Complex
This is prime beachfront real estate
Who are you I
Don't know relax
They chill I'm
Second this is my apartment
Must have taken a wrong time. Sorry. Yeah, sorry
Don't let me interrupt you little club
Hey guys, so much for getting in and out. Hey guys, how you doing? Sorry. I'm just looking for my apartment
This is such a lovely hotel. I swear. I just heard something
Which you guys gonna find this
I
Advise on a relay tower making my way up to it now. Okay. Can we post it? What's his movie? All right
I surrender sir. I surrender
Oh
I would have died oh
well
And laughing boys and laughing that left guy that became a lot of guys become a guy to be capable out there was dad left
That left I thought I was I was kind of cooking them and then I wasn't I died I died immediately
Jenny Woodley did even hurt one of them.
Oh, one of the perfect synopsis and crypto wallet.
These are their idols? You can crack it.
No. Signals two weeks.
We can just climb across this here. Look at this.
Such light images.
We can just climb across this here, boys.
If you can find that tower and get close enough to it,
I should be able to get in.
On it.
I've eyes on the relay tower.
Taking my way up to it now.
Okay. Keep me posted.
Shhhh.
What?
What are you doing here?
Yeah!
Are you like that, huh?
You like that?
He's all yours.
Oh!
Yeah!
Stop trying to hate me.
Okay, all right, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
This strategy is not working.
We're gonna have to try something else.
Use your AirPods.
Oh, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
We can eviscerate the three gentlemen at the table and then-
No.
Money-punched hair, crypto wallet.
Good thing you can't see me crack it.
No signals to wait wait what if I sneak across first and then eviscerate these two people with our airpods
All right, we use our way to eviscerate them making my way up to it now. Okay. Can we post it?
We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good
I'm guessing whatever it is you're up to over there is related to the expense account you called me about.
That's right.
I need what's on this wallet.
For what, exactly?
Funding international terrorism, of course.
Just be careful, James.
Break your nose!
Oh my god!
All right, this is what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna ask you how the fuck you block a grab and then you are gonna tell me how to
do it, all right?
How do you block a grab?
Now you tell me how to do it.
No, not a sidestep, not a sidestep.
Oh, all right, fine, one sidestep.
All right, you convince me, one sidestep, one sidestep.
Lock it in, boy, lock it in.
We got it this time.
Third time is the time.
And time is the time.
Yeah!
I'm done for.
You brat.
Yeah!
You like that? I like that!
You like that, pussy?
You like that bitch?
Yeah!
I
Just got a bit what the hell
What
Whoa is that is that fucking shoes what is going on out of here I
Are you seeing this? Are you seeing that? What the hell was that?
Alright, obviously, obviously, this guy needs a stern talking to. Alright? Obviously, this
I need to stern pocket to lock it in lock it in boys
Okay
You like that, pussy, huh?
You like that, huh?
Yeah!
Stop it, you're getting tired.
Yeah!
Oh, he must run away!
Stupid bitch.
Good work, boys! Good work!
There it is. The cell tower money penny mentioned.
I thought he was. Yeah, this is smart. Yeah, you'll hack the shell tower and then move
the data bits toward the mainframe at the same time. We transfer the gigabits out of
the SSD cartridge, and then, then delete system 32.
Fuck him.
We'll come up.
Why he's doing it?
He's doing it.
He's just a suggestion.
At the tower.
Perfect.
Stay where you are.
Yeah.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm in. Disabled the password on the wallet so you shouldn't have any trouble accessing the 50 grand on there.
Thanks, money penny.
50 grand?
Just a little short.
Hey, first off, 50 grand is great price. I won't mind. That's fantastic. Huge, huge, huge advancements, what I think.
Those guys were...
I thought the whole point was to get into the auction.
And they had to transfer the money into cash.
They didn't even have a hundred grand to transfer into cash. So why would they even try we tried to double the gamble money?
I mean the crypto money into cash. It doesn't make any sense
They literally said that they had a transfer the crypto in the cash to get to the auction, but the auction is minimum a hundred thousand
They didn't even have a hundred thousand. It'll be in sense
Well get the jewel I'm on it
Lock it in boys lock and then lock it in
I got it.
Piece of cake.
Afternoon, ladies.
This wouldn't be the way to the Copper Cabana, would it?
I'll take that as a no.
Passing by.
Passing by. Don't worry about me, boss.
Oh, worry about me, Mike.
What?
Oh, I mean, he's just dropping in.
He's hanging around.
Bond, how are we doing?
Any closer to getting us in that auction?
Well, I don't know about you, but...
I'm getting into crypto.
I don't want to know.
Just call me when you have time.
I've died playing the Cup Game.
I've died playing the Cup Game, boys.
It's time to get the jewel of time.
I'm gonna scan this cup guy for the jewel of Tahara and then we'll sell it to the other lady for a big prize
And we'll go to the bite reader and get whatever money we need left.
Hey, Doris! Over, moron.
But, what's the catch?
No catch. Just guess correctly and win this, Jahari.
What many people consider to be one of the most prized jewels here in Agath.
Trust me, you walk away with this, your life changes forever, my friend.
Fuckin' throttle, it's the truth.
Fuckin'.
And all you have to do is guess correct me
Know what I'm feeling lucky look at all this feeling
Everyone all right, then here we go
Remember eyes almost sure
Left
Middle it's middle guys middle 100%
It's middle. It's middle. Oh wait. You guys go down for a little bit
are we good are we good are we good are we good so did we go down a little bit
welcome back welcome back welcome back guys I'm telling you it's middle guys I'm
not gonna lie to you I'm gonna need my YouTube bugulators on this because the
twitch bugulators apparently went down for a second or two during him switching
the cops I cannot rely on that information YouTube bugulators is it
middle because I think it's middle but this guy I feel like he's gonna play a
trick on us or something is there a tricky place all right we're going
middle we're going middle we're going middle here we go here we go
here we go middle cop
maybe next time man
what
what what
What? What?
What the hell was that?
Step up and try the game.
I know what you do. I know what you do. Think about this for a second guys. Think about this for a second.
It's obviously never gonna be in the cup that we think it's gonna be. That leaves two cops.
We then guess the other cup. That's a 50-50 shot of winning. 50-50 shot. I can roll the dice. I can roll the dice.
you know the rules guess the cup correctly and walk away we can not join
him with jihad let's do this they're not me chief they're not me they're not
me she's got to find the cup that it should be in and that's the one it's
definitely not in right middle left middle right middle left middle okay
Guys it should be in the middle cup that means it can't be the middle cup that means you have a
50-50 shot of it being in the left or the right last time it was in the right, so I'm guessing left
Maybe next time
people don't be shy. Okay, let me, okay, let me think about this game. A trap. Wait, what,
which cup was it in? Use your wads. Use my wads. We can find any clips here. Use my wads.
right? He knows the rules. Guess they kept correctly. He might walk away with the door
on. We could be on something. We could be on something. Okay, let's do this. Oh, wait,
hold on, wait, I'm gonna guess which one and then I'm gonna check with the watch. I guarantee
Oh fuck, which one was it?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what's it watching?
It's in the right one.
Watch this.
I'm gonna check with my watch.
It's in the right one.
Grab this.
Boom, right one.
Middle one.
That's what I said.
Middle one.
Boom.
Middle one, I fucking knew it.
Middle cop?
What?
I don't understand.
I'll catch a
Jewel Arden
Underdover. No, no way
You cheated you set me up. Give me the jewel is there a problem here? I don't look problem gentlemen
In fact, my new friend here is just about to let me collect my winnings
Isn't that right? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right pussy life changing already
Right
See what it's my god stupid
I've got a super cool secret spy watch
and I
Heated
Get bugged! Get bugged!
Alright ma'am, I have you rocked!
I have the Red Jewel, ma'am, I have the Jewel!
You got it back for me. I got it back for you and I said I'd pay
Here
Well, I thought she's about to hit me with that, but I won't take it when you beat him with his game. It didn't but I'll get over it
Actually, thanks. See you again, Hanson. Oh, yeah, I was what he was at
I'm with me ladies 30,000 $500
I'm gonna go to the center town and do a fucking money spent with my dime bag of weed. Oh my god. Oh my god
I always would go to the fight club to the fight club. Where's the fight club at?
I'll be boy, I'll be
Fight club if I was a fight club where would I be?
Fuck yourself
If I was a vice-club
Where would I be?
This kind of fight club ass
You got a piece of it?
Excuse us huh?
This kind of looks like a fight club-esque situation.
It's not over yet.
I know, I know.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go!
There has to be someone we can put in there.
Nobody crazy enough.
Not after what happened the last day.
Nobody wants to get in the ring with Sal.
Because the man is an animal.
We've got a crowd that wants to see him do his thing.
So we need to put someone in there.
Pani?
On the water.
Won't be back for a week.
Emily.
And we're in trouble here if we don't find someone fast.
Probably is what matters.
I know, I know. We need a fighter.
There has to be someone we can put in there. Are you sure he can't fight?
He's a mess.
He spent the night knocking back Demes or Med Pro.
And we all know Dastoff's only good for decreasing engines.
What do we do?
I need a drink. I think better on whiskey.
Talk to the weak bastard.
What do you want?
I want to fight.
You look like you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Just point me in the direction of the back.
Funny.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
Look, if you want to fight...
Jesus, we're surrounded?
We're not talking to you, boss.
Jesus, the page is surrounded?
Yeah, see, if I could put you in, then I would put you in.
Yo, man.
It's all mine.
I don't have a word.
We're strut out, we're strut out.
That's just not fucking post-below, you dumb bitches.
That's not post-below.
Now where's round at?
Not here yet. Oh, gosh. Oh, hey, I said Johnny
Let me see. I gotta talk to the gentleman over here. Tell him I'm ready to start. Start hitting
Here you shy fighter. I think I can help you out. Don't make me laugh. Get lost. Pick any fighter here
Well, I beat him. You could be in the ring.
You got balls, kid.
All right. It's your funeral.
Omar, over here. Now.
Try this one on for size.
You are not so tough, buddy.
You're not so tough.
Put up your fists!
You bitch!
Yeah, I'm going to plug your scar
I can I ground
you follow me let's see if you can do that in the ring I'll be honest I thought
Oma was going to split you into two so did he took him apart why did you learn
to fight like that boys gals am I six I'm actually a secret agent I'm here to
infiltrate the auction ring I'm currently selling a hundred thousand
dollars from random people and then my other MI6 by agent is getting the
invitations and that's why we need to fight the rangers so we get a hundred thousand dollars
and infiltrate the archery ring.
I think he bought it! What an idiot!
No way!
Oh what's friend?
You look thirsty, huh?
Have a drink, huh?
You look thirsty.
Have another drink, huh?
You still look thirsty.
Have another drink.
You're a thirsty boy.
Yeah!
You can kill people with the bottles.
I thought it was just for a silly...
silly movement around.
I thought it was just for a silly movement around.
You can kill people with bottles?
Oh my god.
Yeah, if I do, I'd find no way!
Oh my goodness, oh my god! Oh my god!
There's a YAAA! I should have a drink!
YAAA!
Oh my god, oh my...
YAA!
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh.
And a lap.
And a lap, boys.
And a lap.
Save the bullets.
No!
I'm going to throw them all at the first guy, and I'm going to beat the sound of the next two guys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Not good.
Oh, you again! What's the matter? You missed the taste of blood in your mouth?
Let's do it.
I'm gonna get the kicker.
For this door!
Yeah!
Oh, fire watchers!
Oh my god!
Guys, I'm telling you, the grab technique is cheating, it's cheating!
Unlocked it, locked it.
Third time's done.
Third time is the job.
Good time. He's the job. There's a job. I can
You're just up
Yes, uh-huh, I like I like one of my mouth or whatever. I like meet my mouth. It's like, yeah, just give me the ring
I swear to god oh my god
Oh
Now I've got now I understand now I understand
fuck you give me the fucking right
I got a new plan, I got a new plan, I got a new plan, new plan, new plan, I'm never
gonna lose again.
Oh, wait, hold on, it's in.
Hi guys.
Guys listen guys.
Listen these guys are obviously stream sniping.
Fifth time is the charm.
I'm same servers.
They won't be able to fight us again.
For real Jesus time.
For real Jesus.
Lock in.
Guys stop moving around stop move ball around. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious
These guys are doing they aren't cheating the grab technique should be bad. It should be bad for the game
Yeah
No
Oh
Shit
Oh my god, I fiery fished a fury
You again, you're either a bad guy or a whore somewhere chief, let me in the ring, get
No, I can't move, I can't!
Yeah!
No!
I like that, I like that, I like that!
I'll push you, I like that!
you
I
Technically but he's still very cool. He is still very cool very cool guy
You cost me a lot of money head over the cash crispy this along. Oh, you know what? No
Fire evasion, a passion!
Fire evadation!
Fire evadation down!
Yeah!
I
Get up boys
All right guys, where we get that sniper ad
We saw is here Pete like went out
Like in the chat
We were just talking to you at the- I've always seen me be on- We were just talking
to you at the fight ring over here, Bards, right here!
Oh my god.
Are they allowed to do that? What's going on here? Hey, this is a this is a this is a nice establishment
No, having sex. You'll have in sex on the public person. I see how you're looking at him. You guys about to do the nasty
Find the room
Mr.. Shroud mr.. Shroud look that's you mr. Shroud look
That's you mr. Shroud in the cool glasses
I want to shoot you in the game, but I can't figure out how to do it, alright you can't
do it.
I wanted to figure out how to do it, but I couldn't figure it out.
Alright you caught me, you dragged it out of me, I was trying to figure out how to do
it, you caught me, you could have checked the pod, I think I'm just going to come clean,
I tried to figure out how to do it.
Alright, on to the next pod.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
Uh, mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, excuse me.
Order party with electricity.
Uh, oh.
Mmm.
Uh, now, where do we get that sniper at, boys?
There's got to be a sniper somewhere around here.
Remember that sniper that...
That guy, sort of, from the beginning?
Yeah.
There's got to be somewhere to get that sniper.
Oh, you know what?
that guy we distracted with who's a bunch of guns on the desk that guy put his
decipher
was somewhere around here I remember he distracted them and you have a ton of
guns on the table it's you beat you beat you beat you beat you beat you beat you
be somewhere around here somewhere somewhere you're gonna tell a gun's oh
Two dogs! Two dogs! Here we go!
By the way, I just want you to know this is full sprint speed.
Alright? Touch rolls faster than this.
I'm not certain why they made this full sprint speed, but that's the case.
Follow me, gang! Follow me, gang!
You took your time a little tied up mingling with the locals pay the man
There we are cash and crypto. That's my thanks you for your contribution
Don't through big boys
You people's out for anything suspicious
I'm trying, okay?
I don't know what's wrong.
Just passing through.
Beep, beep, beep.
There's help in the bay.
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
The operation your boss has here,
whatever your needs, my friend,
we have it.
If you want, we can help you
country. At the right price, of course.
Is a frozen yogurt received?
Look at that. My kind of trouble.
She certainly is. Jaguar type 00.
Out of my special collection.
I'm pretty sure I've seen that in real life on TikTok as one of the models that they show to customers,
but that they never actually make.
You're talking about what it's called again? Experimental modest or something?
What is it called? What is it called?
Concept cars. Yeah, concept cars. I could have swore I've seen this one.
I think a place like this would have been shut down by now.
Control the chaos. Control the flow, Bonnet.
Keep warmer in play. You always have eyes on the game.
Bonk, over here.
If a hundred thousand dollars, I feel like I should be getting better than AA chairs.
Aren't yourself here.
All right, well, Beggars can't be choosers. Beggars can't be choosers.
What did it sit down and hang about?
Take a look at those markings.
Serbian.
You aren't kidding when you sit back from those connections around thee.
That's why MI6 continues to let him operate.
Here we go.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you!
I'm happy to be able to begin the auction.
While some of you have been here before,
I see some fresh faces amongst our buyers.
So, humor me while I go over our simple yet strict rules.
They're gonna pass us ball around and that's where we can speak.
All bids must pass through the polygraph.
Two. Should you fail the polygraph, you will be removed from the auction and forbidden to enter a left again.
Well, at least we know what the polygraph is for.
Shhh. Lastly, bids are bound by blood. There are no retractions.
Now a quick technical trial
Place your hand on the polygraph machine in front of you a
Truth if you please miss Pachan
What you said me sick or not a bus to sick add on your drone. Yeah, you're turn mister on your bitch
I am a Cognitive good
Mr. And young if you please John learn I
I represent the three storms club and now to one of our newer faces
Go ahead, please. Mr. Easy
This man hates me call me James thrilled to be here. What I am there to be here. This is quite exciting
James will do. Oh shit. I think I could be here. Oh, I guess
excellent
Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way
We begin with an opening bid from our new guests.
Gentlemen, the bid is yours.
One billion, three million, eight million.
Oh my God, that's a tough one.
Now, if Obama taught me anything, a drone like this on the open market never goes more than four million.
million so I'm gonna go ahead and say 3 million 1 million is gonna be an undercut
you're talking about 3 million is gonna be probably around the price where they
don't get to suspicious not too high not too low we hit the 3 million different
we hit the three we play it cool see if someone out bids us start media not too
You know, if you get suspicious, hide in the middle.
No questions. Complete and utter diplomatic cover. Plus, a private jet with armed escort for Bartler.
It's like a fucking RC plane. What do you...
Wait a minute. You're talking about...
You're talking about a private jet?
the next stage of infrastructure in Alice.
And really prospect the need.
Anyone who can replace the stakes?
Money-wise.
Who has those on the table?
They have the children.
I promise you my love and a thank you to them.
The next offer you read my mind.
I offer the next election in Mauritania.
The ruling seat will be delivered and gift-wrapped.
I also offer poor European Union combustors, all of which have been compromised, of course.
That!
Oh, word.
My bee, my bee, hey, my bee, I forgot to promise him the sun and all the stars, unfortunately,
will be RC played!
I'll give it another shot.
I'll give it one more shot.
I'll give it one more shot here.
I'm afraid this isn't that kind of auction, my friend.
You have forfeited your opening position, and the bid is now free.
There is passage two, from and through all of our harps.
No inspections, no questions.
Who are we?
Complete and articulate.
Wait, the queue limit isn't working either, guys.
Private jet with arm escort for parlor nothing nothing's working. No, I can't pull my watch. I can't pull my watch
This is a real big
Anyone care to counter miss Bachan's offer. I can't do anything passage is useful, but only temporary I
offer permanence
My organization will help fund and implement the next stage of infrastructure in alif
prospecting
Anyone care to raise the stakes?
Two offers on the table.
Thanks, I have to tilt the table.
Anyone care to beat them?
Sabotage, the next offer.
You read my mind.
I offer the next election in Mauritania.
The ruling seat will be delivered and gift grant.
I also offer four European Union invasions.
All of which have been compromised, of course.
Well, that hasn't happened in quite some time.
What is this? Something's wrong with this thing.
And Mr. Lyon, I'm very surprised. You may leave.
Time to go, Mr. Lyon.
Watch this! The gunner and the chateau are in hold of us!
Thank you! Mr. Lyon.
They get out of here!
I don't think you've seen. We are done.
You have no idea what you're doing.
Die inside! Pay the chateau fire!
We will not accept this.
There will be consequences.
Can't do that again.
Apologies for Mr. Price.
Lie and lie, better pie.
Sometimes emotions do tend to run high.
And the stakes are raised.
Would anyone else be able to meet a bit?
Going once.
Aye, brahmish.
All of England.
Anyone?
Bond.
Two long distance missile strikes.
Coordinate is provided to us by sunrise.
Packages delivered by sunset.
anywhere on the planet. Now that is what I call a wonderful offer. The floor remains open,
although the bar has certainly been raised. Surely, someone has something to offer.
I'd say from this day forward, a little World War II special.
Thank you.
Artillery, self-boub-bar, will come only from the hands of company.
Unlimited volume.
I like it. Going once? Going twice?
No, not this time.
We're gonna hack all this shit off, huh?
Three decades of MI6 intel.
What? Always did you expect it, right?
Interesting.
How do you propose delivering this intelligence?
By giving you hint.
It would appear the honeymoon is over.
One TX-1000 Marauder drone sold to the boldest...
...and the newest buyer in the room.
Bond, I swear to...
Thank you, everyone.
Enjoy the rest of your stay here in El Elf.
Oh, and you too, gentlemen.
Please, join me over here, if you will.
Congratulations on your purchase, gentlemen.
One of my men will be with you shortly to settle the bill.
The Englishman. Where is he?
You need to be a little more specific than that.
The ex spy bathroom is hiding. Where is he?
Look around. You have no power here.
That man murdered three of our agents in cold blood.
Bhavna broke the rules.
He's finished.
Your king's reign is over.
Nice try.
Pay attention, Picard.
You only have one choice to make here.
You can stay with Bhavna, but you'll go down with him and your watch as we turn this whole
place to dust.
Or you could take the throne.
and our superiors will continue to turn a blind eye to all that goes on here.
Or don't you want to be king?
You think that you were that damn good, dear?
Throw in box seats at the menu and we have a deal.
Straight for land? Best we can do.
Ah, we both know that's not true.
Fine.
Done.
Well, it appears you have some sway after all.
You coming?
He just... did he just betray his guy?
See that crane?
What about it?
Underneath, you'll find a boat.
A gift from Bhavna when he first arrived.
A small slice of English civility here in the middle of the desert.
That's where you'll find your friend.
How do we get to her?
By boat.
Follow me this way, gentlemen.
I'll be right back.
Follow me this way, gentlemen.
A fox always has more than one exit.
Bond, you head out on foot so he can't slip out the back.
And you, take me to that boat.
As you wish. And the offer? How do I know you'll keep your word?
If there are no nasty surprises, a letter will be yours by the weekend.
Move out.
okay it's he's but he betrayed his main man
get a move on he betrayed his main man oh my goodness oh what a twist what a
What a twist!
Oh my goodness!
You're sort of us!
You're sort of us like that!
What a effort!
Oh my goodness!
I see fuzz, I see fuzz, I see fuzz.
Oh, Gliad!
I'm on the water, heading to the boat.
Understood.
I had a handle on it back there until you come in.
No, are you trying to prove yourself to me?
Not what I meant.
What did you mean?
Could have flipped early on my own.
We're in a hurry. I needed to speed things up.
Look at these boys.
They're following you with the right Jolly Pirate Club.
Ooh!
We gotta be sneaky!
At first, we'll turn off that guy's fan to make him hot.
And then then in 30 to 40 minutes, we'll have to grab a cold bottle of water from the fridge
That's when we'll sleep bad
Looking for something
Oh
Our work good good boys now we're cooking
again. Hey, why can't I put a gun here? You can't use guns here? What? What kind of
scam is that? I can't put up the gun. Good luck. I did no license to kill.
I would never steal from Batma. I don't believe you, Aziz.
I doubt Batma would have you.
Don't ever point a gun at me unless you intend to use it.
Greenway, how can you be sure he hasn't gone straight to Batma?
Hey guys, please!
He's walking us right into an ambush.
Ali wants a left. He's been waiting for a chance like this.
Let's hope you're right.
Um
They go over yonder she began and she began
To be you don't see a thing. Don't worry. Don't worry. There's a full grown man hanging three feet above your head. Don't worry
Don't worry. I don't mind shooting right back
That's just simply not good. I didn't simply not the game to kill you. No worries
We get to speak his share between us to be honest. I was going to kill us this tonight
Yeah! Die you piece of shit! Die!
Yo, you want some more? Do you? You want some more, huh?
Hey, like...
Finish!
We were at that!
Ah, he's wall-pussy!
What is this?
I'm getting so many guns, yet I can't use a single gun.
Good thing, huh?
Big bad boy!
Prove it!
Yeah!
You think you're a tough guy, huh?
Oh my god!
Oh!
Are you ready to get shot?
Oh my god!
Take your eyes off!
He's making me.
Stupid bitch.
Get out here!
Get out!
Harvey's got his hands on it, like that.
Now, I've been asking myself a very sink-
What you doing, god?
So much, you god.
I
Have to find you I'm gonna do it for the love of the game
Ten keyboard place you my battery
We need better ladders if you want to be the biggest ships.
They sit too high.
What?
Hey!
I'm good.
You need to...
Yeah!
I can take you.
Run with this dog, man!
Yeah!
Stupid pussies.
Follow me boys, follow me gentlemen!
All in a day's work all in a day's work. Oh
I surrender I swear to site
What just so happens I have a bit of a kick-ass love just you can turn
I
Follow me inside my body boy if we were caught on that boat trying
Good thing you're...
Good play!
You bury you right here.
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
Gotcha!
Bye folks!
I'll leave.
I insist follow me boy
For a week one more quick ride boys. This is the hardest difficulty. That's why the kind of overscaled me. I
Swear I'm not a little position. I see
Making my way there now last of whiskey one moment
I don't buy it capped guys. I'm telling you to go back in the fun. I
Swear you can go back in the bottom. I don't know how to check right now, but you can
There's simply sleepy jade
Follow me boy
You're so hot thank you. Thank you
Now, where do I go from here?
Right over yonder.
We'll drop over here.
There we go.
I'm not playing on easy, but I'm counting this as purest difficulty.
I swear to God.
I'm just double not seven, pal.
I'm double not seven.
Guys, I'm actually on purist.
Fuck you guys, are you guys, it's just rage bait?
Are you rage bait me?
It's just purest difficulty, I swear to God!
Guys, somebody tell me how I can check.
Somebody tell me how I can check so I can prove it.
Somebody tell me, guys, guys, guys,
my entire self worth rests on this moment right here.
My entire stuff was, I have nothing!
I have nothing!
All my stuff worth is right here!
How do I check? How do I check?
How do I show that I'm a purist?
Hmm, options?
Hmm...
I
You'll see next time I die you'll see next time I swear I swear
Dare I ask how it's going
No grow on him
Nobody could have predicted what would happen back in Slovakia
He told us double online couldn't be trusted and we didn't listen
Ah, that's AI, fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself 30,000 times.
Right now.
Find a vacuum cleaner and target and stick it in your rectum.
Turn it on turbo bow.
Too fast, too fast.
I was going to be trapped here.
Whee!
That'll happen.
That's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes.
But now, I can show you, boom, take this out.
Okay, well, I guess it doesn't really show you
what difficulty you're on.
But, but I am on beerist.
I am, I, guys, guys, go back in the bond.
I swear to God, I'm on beerist.
You can see it, you just clicked it, no I didn't.
No, I didn't click anything.
I pressed this game.
Actually, fuck you guys.
Guys, actually, fuck you guys.
I chose Beerus.
I better get the recognition for playing Beerus.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Click it then, sir, I'll click it.
Guys, guys, I know this looks bad.
Guys, it's just the game.
I swear to God- Look- Look- I'll press all of them and it'll say that.
See? See? I'll press all of them and it'll say that. See? I- I can press any of them and it says that.
See? I can press any of them and it says that.
Guys, I swear to God- My parents! I swear to God!
Jagged upon, I swear to God! I swear to God! I swear to- I would never lie!
When I swear to God, I swear to God, literal God in the sky, that I'm on periods right now, I swear to God!
Mm-mm-mm. Uh-oh.
Alright, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure all of you know that I'm telling the truth and you're just reign-vading.
I'm br- I'm like 99% certain you guys know I'm telling the truth and you're just reign-vading.
Fuck all of you.
All right, I'll get it. I'll get it.
Uh, mm.
Uh.
What's your step? He has to place booby trap.
Of course he has.
You're lucky, boys. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.
I am.
Another booby trap here.
How are you doing?
I
Gotta go to the boxer see
Easy to rage vape, thank you boss
All right, we're going that way
Well, well, well.
That'll happen.
That'll happen to us.
God indeed, if allow fair.
How to keep those keepers open.
I stay with me now.
Stay with me time to lock in time to lock it in lock it in boys
Oh, this is a tissue
And that'll happen, that'll happen, gotta be careful, guys, guys, in my defense they put
Two lines on top of each other, it got a little confusing.
It got a little confusing.
All right, lock it in.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in.
All right, we can't go that way.
Oh, here we go.
All right, we can just do something right here.
Boom.
And then we'll climb over this.
Perhaps a quick sip of the silly perchance?
Looks like I'm on board.
Follow me, boys.
Cabin straight ahead.
Laser trip mines, team.
I'm more worried about the ones we can't see.
Break a beam and trigger those mines.
will be scraping you off the deck.
Any idea how to disarm?
Negative.
But lasers react to particles in the air.
That should help you circumvent them.
Well, how are you dying on Easy Mode?
I'm not on Easy Mode, coach!
Stop!
This is the hardest difficulty!
Stop your rain paint!
I know what you're doing!
But disarm this.
I
Just bought here he was in the middle of a game
Into e7
I now we have to deactivate the lasers. Oh, yeah, this will reveal the lasers. What that was
Okay, all right, okay, so it didn't reveal the lasers.
All right, right, it didn't, it didn't reveal the lasers.
New plan, don't worry, new strategy, new plan, new strategy.
Here we go.
Here it is.
Here we go.
New plan, new plan right here right now.
Lock it in more luggage.
Straight ahead.
Laser tripmines team.
I'm not worried about the ones we can't see.
I see you and fuck that grenade in the back. I don't even need to go back there. I'll just turn this on
And then I'll turn that oh my god
Noted. Then I'll turn this one on
Yeah, I know this one right there you can literally see the suckling
We how we all the entrance points are bought what?
You jump over
Long still here take it nice and slow
What are you talking about? What do you what do you what do you mean?
All right, hold on now hold on
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking boys we're cooking we're cooking
all right so far so good so far so good
Welcome to the jungle, it looks just like his allotment back in Richmond.
How did you get here?
Let's find out.
Get the door.
If it comes to it, do not hesitate to put him down on you.
Of course, of course, I'll go ahead, of course.
Guys, main objective, find and kill.
Double O nine.
He need cost.
This is why MI6 entrusted us with this mission.
It has all led to this one moment.
Double-nutz 7, going in.
Yeah, that's him.
He's already dead.
Maybe that wasn't 009 all along?
Gone. An hour ago, maybe less.
Christ. Got shot.
Bled out slowly while they worked him over.
Why not just shoot him and be done with a mess?
Well, clearly, they were trying to make a point.
There's something in his mouth.
Diamonds.
Thanks.
We're rich!
You must have really rubbed someone up the wrong way.
Take a look around. See if we can figure out what transpired between 009 and his uninvited house guests.
The guy that Bison from us won't know that.
By the time you realize they're fake, we'll be halfway on a plane to Jamaica, pal. We're fine.
Let's find some clues.
How did you know the diamonds were fake?
The circular dot reflected inside the stone, said dead giveaway.
Knowing how to spot fates can get you out of a tight spot.
You'll master it with time and experience.
They really want to move on.
Leave him alone.
Batters close to road.
M-I-C-P-G.
Someone off.
Rise back in A-K-A-009.
Could have gotten the materials here.
My God.
Should we...
He been working to kill this guy for fucking seven hours and he's just dead?
There's gotta...
There's gotta be a bigger shock out there.
A way bigger shock.
Who he decided to kill this guy for seven fucking hours?
Well, I want to see Capge!
Yesterday's UK newspapers.
He was keeping up with things on in here.
Let's take a look at this.
Blueprints of the Grand Carpathian.
He knew where to place the bombs.
And inflaked maximum damage.
Someone certainly added in to the agency.
I think it's safe to say he had a bit of a thing for you.
Clearly.
Okay, that's the general protectors with his eyes
Damn taking on the day she was promoted to head of MI six
HQ
Should we be worried about this maybe
Keep looking the other recruits
And row bright Nash singing Kingsley
Looks like he was following the rebooted double-O program of course he was only you call this
Who is he?
Hold on, Sammon.
Take a look at this.
Oh, yeah.
What am I looking at?
on the floor.
The photo we got here.
What?
Do we got to leave?
Photo of 009 in Greenway that appeared to have
been taken many years ago.
It says, remember this.
That was Operation Trans World.
Sky Sword.
Operation Spider-Man.
The telescope in the other room.
This can't be a coincidence.
We got a symbol.
Recognize it?
No.
We have everything we need.
Let's go.
I think he wants to see something.
The telescope.
I need to go and take a look.
We should have telescope.
Okay.
The symbol on the back of the picture has to be out there.
The symbol on the back of the picture.
Wait, what was the symbol on the back of the picture again?
Oh, fuck, I already forgot.
Oh my God, I already forgot.
Oh my god, I already forgot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I already forgot it
Fuck
Oh, yeah, transworld, transworld. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait, it was like a circle. It was like a circle. It's a transworld.
Wasn't there like a light beam to it, though? Like, like Saturn? Like a Saturn ring?
Oh, there it is!
Bingo.
I'm walking on the back of this picture of you and him.
That's just the logo on that ship out there.
That's where he wants us to go.
He's dead, Bond.
His own men killed him because he got greedy. Case closed, job done.
I'm really not interested in going sightseeing in the asshole of nowhere.
Only you would have made the connection to Operation Spyglass.
Dead as he is, he's telling us something.
We'll never know if we don't take a look.
Okay.
Fine.
But don't be surprised if this is nothing more than a ruse to finish off what he started
in Slovakia.
Only one way to find out.
Yeah, I don't see guys.
I think...
Housekeeping, I presume.
Oh!
Uh...
Where?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, bad lab, bad lab.
As I said, I'm not gonna lie, he was kind of being sus.
Why didn't he want to go and spoil that shit?
What if he's the imposter?
What if he's the sus the imposter?
I was kind of weird how he didn't want to go see that shit, you're too much.
It became infected and as we all know, if an infection is left untreated, the body can become rotten.
Sicken and die.
That infection...
And you junk can get in cheap.
Greed.
In Baccarati, one soloil, greed grew unchecked.
a cancer that threatened to weaken a left,
endangering all of us, everything we have built.
However, cancer, if caught early, can be cured.
Or in our case, cut out and served on a platter.
Served.
On a platter.
Oh!
Easy girls, plenty of meat for everyone.
For girls.
Of course.
Our old friend was just the appetizer.
Oh, did you really believe you could come here and poison a left's well of trust?
I think not.
Now, you die.
Lower them!
How are we going to get out of this one, gang?
We'll threaten them.
We're MI6.
You've been harboring a terrorist wanted behind treason
and a bombing in Slovakia that killed a lot of civilians and our agents.
No.
A real terrorist.
Here in our great city.
Ha ha ha ha!
The only terrorists in our home are the two of you.
MI6 knows we're here.
You kill us, it'll be the end of the laugh as you know it!
Ha ha ha ha! You are a funny man.
Greenway, back me up here.
Ah, great. Just great.
Course he's out cold.
Into the pit with them!
Wait, hold up! I might be trying bargaining!
Wake up, Greenway! Wake up!
Hey, Greenway, wake up!
Wait, this conversation bores me.
drop them and let us watch the sands and keep looking all the way to oh my god
sweet green way swing green way swing
what have you got in the center it'll help please thinking think faster harmony
That's your shape word!
Know that if this is an attempt at deceiving me, I will erase your entire bloodline.
Now, one more time.
Harmony. We know where she is. We have a location.
get them out of there now oh my goodness oh my goodness cinnamon this is that's
probably his sister or something my man brought your land over around or like
his or like his wife this turn of events is or this is Alabama and it's both I
actually don't really know where we are but all I know is he deeply cares about
about this harmony lady today is a special day we can work this able to
survive yes Mimi isn't too happy with us she is a monster's pleased oh and
before you leave I would suggest checking in and around your seats for
any surprises what kind a scorpion kind she's a thing for them hell have no
fury like a woman scorned to the land rover indeed I must be going advertisement
good luck out advertisement advertisement advertisement get in
advertising has to add right there has to add right there
All right, follow me, gang, follow me, gang.
All over you, boy.
Interesting turn of events. Wouldn't you agree?
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
Harmony, the lost sister, right?
Oh, God, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
I'll get out of jail, card.
Here's your shift.
There's your ship. If there's something you want to get off your chest, now's the time.
Why didn't we go directly to Barton over the information we had on the system?
Why wait until the very last second to play your hand back there?
We do not give up valuable information if we can get what we want for free.
It's all there.
It's in the hand.
Spycraft rules in sentencing.
Along with the other six rules.
What happened between you and 009?
Operation 9.
That all happened when Bayer was first instated.
They discovered a mall ring at the top of British intelligence.
Three highly-decorated 00 agents, including 009.
I was tasked with tracking them down a neutral item.
Hell of a burden.
That's the job, Bob.
You're given orders and you're expected to follow them.
So you two were friends before Operation Nightfall.
For all of this, that's what it looked like in the picture of the two of you.
We went through the program together. And they expected you to hunt them down.
Orders are orders, Bond. Besides, we stopped being friends the moment the man betrayed the crown.
Queen Elizabeth was a great lady. I don't blame you, boss. I don't blame you. She was,
She looks so sweet.
What happens to the other two agents?
Oh, she looks so sweet.
Terminated.
Like a butter biscuit.
Didn't make a difference either.
Just pinch your cheeks.
Because when Double O9 got away, they just buried the case.
I am brave enough.
And had me jockey at desk for the last 10 years.
As a reminder of my failure.
But then Anne came along and revived the Double O program, right?
Over in the PM.
Much of the chagrin of Bright.
And now, here we are.
in the middle of the desert chasing the very serious lady I don't know I'm
I don't know much about Queen Elizabeth but I would be here to see if I'd be in our
funny and stuff
those blonde twins you ever come across them before no one hears stories
Nico and Tarot murder super the Land Rover is actually really good with all
train driving we're really able to get up and down any terrain that we happen
to be driving over frankly I'm amazed you survived the fight next time I'll finish
it wouldn't you agree guys guys wouldn't you agree guys wow I mean any any and all
any and all trade came in the Land Rover get over wow wow
See if you can find a way to get us across that was my plan
Oh, hey, what am I doing?
Well, let's go that way.
Hmm, blue pipe.
I'm convinced to buy one after watching this.
Ah, great, sir!
Great!
What a great choice!
The Land Rover is quite an all-terrain vehicle.
Good choice, sir!
Good choice!
I'm just kidding guys I've heard these things break down like a hook and winner father comes home
Allegedly, I don't want to get to it allegedly allegedly
One down one to go
Allegedly by the way I said allegedly I said allegedly I want that
I said allegedly
That's not a fact I settle in the game in the game in the game
in the game
I heard him say things you said
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you sir.
You guys need my court hearing?
Guys, I need 10 volunteers to be in my court hearing
with Land Rover.
I need 10 volunteers to be in my court hearing
with Land Rover.
Can you guys, do we have 10 volunteers?
Got you Pete.
My man.
My man, my man.
My man.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
Does he need to tell the judge?
I said, allegedly, that's all I need you guys to do.
I think we're supposed to climb across that rope right there.
That looks like an awfully suspicious road.
Is it not?
That looks super duper suspicious.
Is it not?
Hey, guys, wait, what?
Wait, no, no, no, no, maybe not, maybe not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Am I doing it?
Wait, wait, wait, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.
There we go, there we go.
Are the media going to begin?
Let's push on.
I'm really warming up to Mr. Greenway at first. I thought he was a jackass in an asshole
Because he treated us like a jackass in an asshole for now
Kind of like that. I do find him suspicious though
I don't know why I didn't want to investigate the ship. That was a little weird. That was a little weird
I don't know if I fully trust him
I feel like he should have jumped at the opportunity of a certain distance, but other than that, I think he's pretty cool
I've warmed up. I've warmed up. Listen if Beckett rigged his boat he'll have done the same thing here
What am I missing?
You clever sod-becket.
What am I missing?
Left of the entrance.
Use your Q-lens.
What is that?
Cold War shorthand.
For marking safe rooms in the field.
What's it doing here?
He wants us to see something.
see what what did he actually leave a puzzle for us oh my god 009 might actually be working
with us who's all the cover the entire time right true scent secret spies tell no lies
let's get I love your success and the variety but I need a little of the good old Tarkov
I already told you, Master Chief!
Land.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
Now lock it in place.
Lock it in.
Thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
What do you think Brazil?
Do you have any idea what he wants us to see?
Maybe nothing.
This could still be a truck.
I wouldn't have gone through all this trouble.
He went to the trouble of blowing up the car path here.
There's gotta be clues.
Clues everywhere from Mr. 009.
Guys, I'm telling you, I don't think 009 was a bad guy the entire time.
I know it doesn't make sense, because he invited us to that hotel
and then blew it up without us getting inside of it.
But something tells me 009 was working with us the whole time
and there's a reason for activation for everything.
I'm telling you guys double oh nine guys. I'm telling you. I know it doesn't make any sense
But I'm telling you double oh nine. It's been a good guy the entire time and he was forced to do bad things
I'm telling you I guarantee you I guarantee you. I'm gonna feel it. I'm gonna feel it. I'm gonna feel it
I'm gonna feel it
If you want to see what you want to see the eight markings
All the clues for the clues oh
Oh, I see another clue in there.
I don't know how old Broken Arm is gonna get over here, but I'll go ahead and push forward.
Another big- Oh!
Ah, perfect.
One more try!
One more try, one more try, one more try, one more try, guys, guys, guys, wait!
It was a midget point, midget point!
One more try, one more try.
He went to the trouble of blowing up the carpet here.
Follow me, big, follow me, boy.
Well, I love what he's done with the place.
Very rustic.
Take a look around for more markings.
And watch your step.
Fuck you.
I'm not so sure about you pal. I think you might be in on this plan.
Maybe 009 is bad and...
...BeeBee's working with him, but...
Maybe 009 might be bad and then Greenway...
Ah, it's too complicated.
A baby trap here.
Oh, it's not!
We know it's odd. No, double, wait.
009 was bad, and Greenway is also bad.
That's my final prediction. No, it's not.
This is no, it's not.
I don't know.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
Bunt?
Bunt, are you there?
I'm here.
Where the hell have you been?
Oh, you know, just hanging around.
About to be fed.
Guys, I have to make at least one prediction.
I have to decide.
No. 009 is a good guy and Greenway is a bad guy.
I want to make some.
That's my final prediction.
009 happened to be a good guy and Greenway is the bad guy.
Final prediction.
Yeah, very much out of prediction
You doing up there same as you looking for those markets
He's what right there
See what these do
Another marking another one over there direction
We're getting somewhere, we're getting somewhere, we're getting somewhere, we're getting somewhere,
we're getting somewhere.
Oh, I'm not falling for you, Tricks, this time, witch.
That's a bomb.
I'm not an idiot.
You're bad.
Why not just move the piece of wood first?
Get that open on my own?
Oh, yeah, no, that totally helps.
Don't just move the piece of wood first.
Oh, yeah, no, you're right.
I think there's something on the other side of that hatch.
Yeah, probably another one of these traps.
Well, if it is, at least we get to go out together
with a bang.
What hatch?
Come on, what hatch?
Up there?
Wait, hold up, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What hatch?
Hats? What hats? A hats? What hats? A hats? We demand. Wait, what did you tell me about? Blue pipe? Blue... Oh! Oh!
Follow me again! Follow me again!
I
Come on over buddy
You don't buddy with you at least calling big dog the picture on the boat the trans world logo the glyphs only the Q-lands can see I
Think Beckett died to protect whatever's in there knowing that you would find it still doesn't change the fact
that he blew up a hotel killing our people, your friends.
Turned his back on King and Country.
How hasn't he noticed his pathway has blue clues everywhere?
Oh my god.
Hey, Chris, because 420, you mind doing something for me?
Yeah.
Ah!
This is a favor.
Ah!
Hey, Chris, because 420, you mind doing something for me?
This is a favor.
You're not fucking yourself!
I'm working on it.
Okay, I'm doing pretty good.
If I do say so myself.
Fuck you.
And I know where to go next.
I'm just not saying it.
because I don't want to impress you with my genius. I already know where to go.
I do know where to go. It's the wooden door that I need help with. Why do I need
help with someone who has a broken off?
I feel like this is a...
Who I'm of reason.
Talk about being paranoid.
Didn't do any good.
Take a look through those crates.
Non-pastimes they prep us to shame.
You can go out and sell a machine?
Or ammo reload it?
And vikin' in?
I mean combat medical supplies?
In a zap top to play Fortnite on?
This right here is a good old-fashioned self-destruct case from Cube Ranch.
He listens to me very carefully.
This might save your life one day.
This armed the triggering mechanism.
Take a hold of these catches on either side.
You don't turn them until they're horizontal at the same time.
And open it?
Hey, Presto.
We're not dead.
He used your evidence, Greenway.
What is it?
009.
Looks like he wasn't the culprit.
He was the target.
Who is that?
It's the other shoe.
I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
Bond, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
We've got company coming.
A lot of it.
Oh god, I have a word then.
Fuck it, boy, fuck it!
I'll get the same much as you.
Yeah, they're here for the case.
We let them straight to it.
Get them, please, baby.
I'll go get the lover of them.
I'm a cake.
No!
One more try. One more try.
What the hell is going on around here?
We gotta kill Vacher! We gotta kill Vacher!
Fuckin'
It's the same nuts from Slovakia
They're there for the case
We left them straight to the right
Oh my god!
Get them busy
I'll go get the landlub
I'm not sure if I can get the gun.
God yeah!
I'm not out of sight! On my position!
May take pressure!
No visual target!
Without a hooligan go
do that, do that
I can shoulder swap oh my god
it's like bullet
Come on! Get combat!
I've been hit! He's nearly done!
Cover me! I'm reloading!
Gotcha!
Focus! Good job!
I can't see him!
I'll get him! One second!
okay bad news they took out the land rover
no not the land rover the all-terrain vehicle that works on all trains
oh my god it got green gas mileage as well it was for an affordable price
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Oh my god, what the hell are we going to do?
You know what, we'll take the Range Rover.
It's also great on all trains, gives great gas mileage, has comfortable seating, leather
seats, great air conditioning, a nice dashboard, and four quadrants surround system with two
extra seats in the back.
That's what we'll do!
Am I right guys?
Hell yeah!
What's his plan?
What's his evil plan?
Whatcha doin'? Whatcha doin'?
Goddamn!
Wee more ammo, wee more ammo stat!
Wee more ammo stat, boys! Wee more ammo stat!
Is this better than my vision?
I don't know, wait, is it better than my vision?
Oh no way!
No way!
Oh my god!
Now we're good to go boys, oh nevermind.
We're gonna take a separate room.
I'm normal!
I don't know guys, that might not be the move, what are you guys saying?
Is that the move?
We have to use it and serve the AR stuff. Is that the move or is that the move or no?
That's the move it's the move it's the move
of
the
death of
death
of
death of
What?
Why did my suffix move?
Sniper is the move, sniper is the move.
This novice, no this is the hardest difficulty in the game.
I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that it's on Purist.
That's why I'm dying.
I swear I don't suck.
It's on Purist.
Check the vod.
Fuck you.
Mm-hmm.
Hey!
It's on viewers check the bond fuck you
Lock it in boys lock it in
I got it, what's that?
He's in my sights, push him out!
I got eyes on him, I'm here!
You are guys down, we got him!
I almost got him!
Go, go, go!
Keep up the pressure!
I lost sight of the suspect, Roy!
Which is not true again
All right, Bobby get Bobby get much
I told him!
License to kill.
License to kill. The name is not...
...feel.
Not...
YAAA!
I must have told them!
Somebody's there!
I lost my gun, I'm gonna buy this house and get down!
AHHHHHHH!
You're gonna beat me!
AHHHHHHH!
We're dead!
I lost visual on him.
God yeah.
Do we need more ammo?
We need more ammo.
Do that.
Agent, wait.
Go back, go back, go back.
a new pistol again we come out is this the same business it what is this business
we stole but 99 or pdr-9 guys I don't know the difference with what matter
Does it matter did I say all right let me take a sip of the silly first one
moment absolutely divide absolutely divide
it's mag size we mag size matters more than we need we need this other one it's
17
Is it we hold them in here oh no it does it we carry multiple bags
Oh now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
That's not a Land Rover or a Raid Rover.
That's not a Land Rover or Raid Rover.
Those are the guys, those are the guys from that thing!
Those are the guys that put the bombs out into the hotel!
All right, I'm just gonna admit it guys. I've been tryharding aiming to look cool. I've been auto-farming. I
Know I didn't mention it so it looked like a light work dough reaction
Got me. I've been tryharding the aiming so I would look cool and then not mentioning it
So you guys would think I'm cool. All right guys, you've got me
You've caught me you've got me. All right, you've got me
All right, I thought I could keep up the shenanigans. I thought I could keep up the strain
All right is not a bond. I'm on mouse and keyboard
This is all legit, but the light with no reaction was all of the sod
I know I was going crazy. I just didn't mention it. So you guys would think I was cool. I
Just didn't mention it. So you guys would think I was cool. I just wanted to I wanted to get that off my chest
I wanted to get that off my chest. I've been swept my dick off
I'd like it boys
You are cool, but you be there
Think fine, think fine
The evidence
Explosive stuff!
Me- hold up, wait!
I- I don't wanna miss this!
I need more six-wheeled lights!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
I need more six-wheeled lights!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to ruin the moment!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
I'm opening the package!
I'm so sorry!
I'm- I'm popping one in!
I'm so sorry!
Sorry!
I had to grab a new box, sorry!
Alright, alright, alright, we're good, we're good!
Eh!
Alright!
I'm fine!
I've got a lot of confidence!
Let's get him a Warlock and...
You're one!
You take the map, yes sir. Relay the spots.
I put the bullet!
Empty!
Tell me you've another gun!
I have a gun!
Take it!
Here we are!
What the hell? What is this aim?
I can't even shoot up!
Oh my god these fuckers they keep shooting me and I think he goes big in a circle
We'll keep them in this!
Moving! Take them out!
What do we use now?
Harsh language?
Strongly worded letter?
Give it a shot.
Any lost words?
No.
Nothing.
Not even a good job Bond.
You would have made a great double O.
Nothing springs to mind.
Of course not.
Daaamn!
No way!
You're dying here!
Fall back!
Baby, grab it!
Fall back!
I'm not dead!
I'm out in one!
I said get away!
I'm out in one!
Listen what I say!
What happened?
009 did it, his muscle killed him, and a story.
He can't be serious after what we've done.
We have no evidence of
MNs, an open and shut down
or any other.
We have no evidence of
MNs, an open and shut down
or any other.
and these is an open and shut case
So what's our next move our next move? It's the go-home bond
Guys sauce sauce I'm telling you I'm telling you
sauce
Suspicious he's the ace a fucking imposter. He's the fucking imposter
What is he talking about? Oh, it's time to go home. Oh, yeah, that's what MI6 does when they find evidence
Try to pack it up suspicious suspicious
suspicious
Suspicious fucking suspicious fucking suspicious
Go home, how are you okay with this?
That's the beauty of orders. You don't have to light them. You can drop me off at my local,
the crosshairs. It's the more it is. Fucking suspicions! I'm telling you! Greedway is working
for the enemy in some capacity. Somehow these people beat us two and twice, and we are the
only ones who believe they even exist. Take a breath. This is a job. You let it get inside,
will eat you alive. I'm serious. I've dragged a sister in a cage. Blow off some steam.
In other words, just do nothing. More has been asked of lesser men. This is me. Try
to get some sleep. Things will look better in the morning. No, no, no, that's not, you're
acting suspicious you just acting suspicious you are anyone can see a
blind man can see that is this a landmower I figured you'd be joining
Oh my fucking god.
GUYS!
He says I'm not-
GUYS!
Oh my god!
It's a-
IT'S A RAINETROPER!
IT'S A RAGE!
YOU SEE THAT?
THEY'LL USE IT AAAAAAAAAN!
Shhh!
I know what a pub sounds like, James.
In fact, I'm on my way to one right now.
I mean you can blame them it really is the ultimate all terrain vehicle
that doesn't give you permission to stop the game
we can blame them guys ultimate all terrain people
Regas manage great seating leather seats
incredible design what can I say
if there's a breach we'll find it why do you think she sent everyone home
oh wait am I supposed to be driving?
idiot James we managed just fine before you came along
you sound like Greenway
just go home
I'll be there before run shake it off tomorrow's a new day. Oh
I'm in Europe. I totally forgot sorry. I forgot everybody's a freak here. I'm so sorry. Oh my god
I'm so sorry guys you supposed to drive on the left side. You supposed to drive on the other on the other rock side
Shoes
UK, England, do I don't fucking know.
Doesn't look like I know which specific European countries drive on which side of the road.
Is that the knowledge you're expecting me to have?
Alright, I want you to look at yourself for a second.
Alright, take a trip to the bathroom and look in the mirror.
Is that the knowledge you think-
OH I'M GONNA OFF!
It's all of Europe for all I'm concerned.
It's every freak in Europe.
They drive on the wrong side.
Get over it!
Mmmmmm.
To pan too? No.
No, that's not true. No! But is that true? No, that's not true. Is that true? Wait, is that true?
No. Oh my god. How disappointing. That's disappointing. That's disappointing to hear.
Oh, that's just, oh my goodness, that's actually disappointed me here.
Why not just drive on the right side of the road?
It's like ten times easier.
Well, that'll happen.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I don't mean right as it's directly right, I mean right as incorrect.
What are we doing here again?
What's this?
The greatest vice is that of carelessness.
The next greatest vice is that of vanity.
pride in or admiration of one's own's appearance, abilities or achievements.
Oh, okay.
Follow me, game for me, game for me.
Oh, oh, what's going on over here? What's going on over here?
to whom it may concern they're gone because of my mistakes I could have
stopped it but I failed it should have been me James Bond
this can't be good that's us wait what you mean this can't be good that's you
dumbass you wrote that what guys am I missing something
I'm gonna flip the page over and see what's going on.
Ah, well, that didn't help.
You want to make pussy?
Oh
What the hell this guy's crazy
Oh my god!
Finally, oh my god, oh gosh, I'm to you, I know it didn't look like it, but that was
a hard ass fight.
That was a hard fight right there, oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
You brought a friend.
And this is on the hardest difficulty, may I remind you?
I'm not sure.
Check the bond.
Confront the second intruder.
Oh, second intruder!
Took you long enough.
Did the little runt give you a run for your money?
How's he kind of?
Oh, here we're talking about the other guy. Oh my god. Oh, are you like wine pussy huh? Yeah, how much more wine you look dirty, huh?
Oh, I want a cup of tea, huh? I want another cup of tea, bitch. Yeah! Ah, I want a third cup of tea. Oh shit.
He's actually on easy guys, no I'm on the hardest difficulty motherfucker!
Besides, you see that you are convincing new guys to the stream that I'm on easy.
I swear to god I'm on purest, the hardest difficulty.
Stop believing these fuckers.
to get onto the balcony. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
God
I've got a banger joke for do we give you bad for sure, but I keep that word the tank
It's gonna be about Chris Kyle in the movie, but I can't get more specific than that, it
would definitely give me bad.
I let run!
Just go home.
Go for a run.
Shake it off, she said.
Oh my goodness, how many bullets does this guy have?
What the hell? You haven't even reloaded yet!
Huh.
Oh!
Stop you dumb bitch!
Wha-
Go, go, go!
I'm going to be climbing that thing, aren't I?
Yeah!
Woo hoo hoo!
Vosler, James. Vosler.
How do you like rain, bitch?
Come on, come on!
Don't cover the glass!
I just qualified to zoom out and see.
Stay in!
Go, go, go!
We broke one of those curbscreen.
I actually like those.
Oh, it's that guy from the hotel that blew up that thing!
He's his ass!
Fuck his ass!
First of all, how did it take that long to climb the roof that you had your feet on
a slanted surface I thought that was a 90 degree angle and first was like okay
that's reasonably sticking that long to climb up but then I found out that
there's a slope roof he could have just kind of popped up
it is someone just come on is it really worth it?
at the apartment I took his phone I need you to try his text
what? I can't. My guy is getting lazy. I'm gonna stay. My guy needs a vacation.
They'll need to report this to HQ go through the proper channels. It's the twins. We don't have time for protocol tomatoes
Operating in central London
If I lose the trail will never know who they're working for
Please money penny
What kind of phone?
I'm sure this is the place positive the signals coming from inside the works as an event the web industry's anniversary gala
Where's the webgulls tonight?
Shit.
How did I miss that?
James, if web is a target we can't sit on this.
I need to issue an alert.
Don't.
It'll unleash them away again.
I need time.
Be quick about it.
I've updated your watch tracker.
See if you can't get a closer fix on the signal.
And James...
Get serious.
Be careful.
I'll be careful.
No you won't.
Just don't screw up.
Oh, it's getting serious.
It's getting serious.
seriously guys lock in seriously lock in we're time for goofball around this is
serious we don't catch these guys the world can't fall from what I hear
security for an office party sir this is strictly an invitation only event I
know oh well then the guy is down the hall I know enjoy please tell me you
remember to bring the invite I of course I know it's invitation only
This evening sir.
Off.
I left it with my plus one.
Back in a moment.
It's called a selective hearing, my dear.
You distract this guy somehow.
Maybe killing him?
Is there a vacuum nearby?
like if he was still around, and the two set aside their differences to confine their
ideologies, one can only wonder, my friend, one thing only.
Would you believe they found Leviathan on the Indian Prime Minister's phone? This sort
of proprietary zero-day spyware seems to pop up everywhere these days. See, this is why
web industries is the only defence contractor I trust any more. It's disgraceful.
How do we distract these people?
Threatful stuff.
She may never walk again.
It's Chinese whispers, George.
Oh, my.
She broke with her last minute.
She's expecting to hear it.
Now, who has my invitation?
What are you doing with all that hardware?
She's working, running, and he married him twice in a row.
How do we distract her?
Tell him for the heads of those behind the equation.
Hmm.
It seems to be giving me a couple phone charges, so maybe something with my phone.
Here we go, here's something.
Ow!
I thought that was something else.
Oh!
Noink!
Sorry, that was my phone.
He's a little cheeky.
Found it.
Right where I left it.
Going through.
I'll be bored, I'll be bored!
Hey there, come play in the quarter!
Sorry, just... please, I'm...
Excuse me, sir.
I'm the assassin.
Alright boys, lock and load.
Keep your papers open, there's an assassin in this building as we speak.
Could be anyone.
It was on her.
Go now.
Oh! Oh!
Don't let me drown me the problem.
I am impressed.
Sorry, sir.
She's so close.
I'm sorry.
This is it!
This is the moment!
It's been the phone, of course.
Oh my goodness.
After taking a poopy and putting his phone in the damn trap.
No, no, no.
It's like CCTV did.
If I access the camera feed, can you locate him?
have to patch me directly into the CCTV network terminal go to the security room
it's first floor East Wing staff officers got it my phone
let's get a spot now get to that security terminal quick identify the
assassins and kill him I bet his brother is here
I'm back home, just wanted to talk to you.
Can't see him. He bit his dick in the little poop on his phone.
That's where he threw it away?
Yeah.
People say we're planning some big tech demonstrations tonight.
I hear.
Why is there a thing on the second floor when the whole point is to go to the first floor?
I can't deal with her right now. Can you handle it for me?
Toy!
It's this thing here, it's this thing.
Let's go down here.
Rob Minke, my crux magazine.
No, he's not here.
That's why I'm calling you.
I'm gonna go up here and see what's going on.
Even though this is the first warm wash.
Oh my goodness, they've thought of everything!
You're terrible.
Evening.
Didn't feel like dressing for the big soiree.
Laundry day.
Sounds like thirsty work.
How about a drink?
Another time, perhaps.
Any time.
That place is a mission, Italian and Norwegian.
Double not seven is on a mission, lady.
And a reference to the feet.
Not right now.
Alright, I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I'm sorry.
It's the second time this week he's done this to me.
I'm supposed to be at the entrance covering my own post.
Have you tried giving him the bell?
Yeah, multiple times.
He's not picking up.
He's gone on the lash again and left me in the nudge.
I'm gonna bloody kill him.
He's a right pain in the ass.
You need to stop covering for him.
I know.
He's one mate, but he's really testing me right now.
Well, his tidy luck could come in useful.
Where's Mr. Tardy?
Huh? What are you talking about?
The real rest and critic of the London Review was in last Thursday.
Staff only, sir.
Stephen Bright's security detail. Are we down a man?
I asked for every available body tonight to ensure the safety of the Foreign Secretary and his guests.
I know. I know.
It should be at the entrance, but I'm covering for a no-show.
You could always call one of the labs from the day shift back in to help you out.
There's a security roster behind a counter in the cafe.
There should be contact details for everyone on it now. I should hope so
Don't stop
You fully think I'm your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's dad and I can't walk past
What's going on out here?
I gotta find Mr. Tard
Mr. Tardy
Locate the staff road to learn the God's name. Okay. Okay
Wait, wait, what do you say it was? Wait, guys, where did he say it was?
Behind the bar. He said, oh, you got a guy, right?
Now let's find this Tard E
Guy
She might be able to help me here
This is not about my talk to be another bar
my apologies
unintentional
Please another bar
It's not really a behind of this bar. It's a circle
I'm confused again. Oh my goodness. This game is a puzzle. Oh
This game is a puzzle. Oh my god guys
the fucking cafe if you would listen I wasn't listening you copy all right fine
to me you've got me this time I'm to the cafe
there it is follow me boys
Come on, Mr. Eggman.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
All of me games will be games will be games.
I'm afraid this area isn't open to the public.
Oh, I apologize, I apologize.
Let's just leave it.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a secret MI6 spy agent and I'm here to kill someone during the party,
party and I can't identify him so I'm trying to break into your bar here and
grab a false identity that way I can speak past the guards and figure out my
target and then kill him here during the party.
Oh my god she bought it! What an idiot! Oh my god no way let's get out of here!
I
Why is it to me?
Sorted I can't remember the login details in the drawer
Oh, thanks. I'll do it later. Don't recognize him, do you?
Never seen him.
No, it ain't.
I'm just checking in terms, maybe.
No, it ain't.
I'm just kidding.
No, it ain't.
We're just getting older.
What?
How do I distract them?
How do I distract him so I can get into that drawer?
We just walk really fast past him since he's technically facing this way at a 90 degree
angle?
Don't start.
Oh no.
I need a way to convince him.
Without your cock, two fingers in his bum.
Oh hold up, where's his-
I'm just turning it through.
How do I disturb these guys?
Oh! Alright.
Okay.
Alright, now we're cooking.
Oh, nevermind.
So we're in practice lava once.
Mozart's 40th of G minor.
Oh, these guys are good. These guys are good. Guys, how do we do it? How do we do it? Oh,
this, this is a tizzy. This is a pickle. The radio? Which radio? Oh, wait, hold up,
wait, hold up, wait, wait. What's this? He does my box!
You don't look like you belong here. You don't look like you want to be here.
You're stupid, aren't we?
My husband's stuck at the office, as usual.
Oh, you're going to tell him I'm...
Incistently, I make an appearance.
Perhaps you know him.
Roger Finch. He's a C.L.O. over at Webb.
Can't say I've had the pleasure.
Well, I'm leaving.
There's a little Irish pub around the corner.
Care to join?
What would Roger think?
What exactly do you think the Irish get up to in pubs?
Maybe another time.
You're lost, darling.
Okay. Alright. Okay. I'm not sure what just happened. And I only have half a job, but I'm
I'm gonna go ahead and- Oh, we are-
Oh, what's that?
Guess I'll check.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Let's see how far the name Harry Sykes gets me in here.
Got him, got him, got him, got him!
We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him!
I know we tell this guy Harry Sykes and then bam!
He can kill the guy.
All sorted, mate.
Harry Sykes is here.
Head to your post and I'll take over.
I need a word with our friend about the importance of timekeeping.
Maybe you'll finally get through that thick skell of his.
Carry on, carry on, Georgia.
Here's to you, Harry.
What? Oh.
You can't be here.
Oh, don't worry.
Just waiting for the private tour to start.
What?
I had my tourist.
Get out of here.
No.
I don't have time for this.
OK.
Another time then.
Sorry, ma'am, sorry.
Oh, give me that.
Shhh.
What?
I got that infestation problem.
Oh my god it worked no way no way we're cooking work again follow me gang follow me
I got a key but it was kind of like a real key not on these uneasy no we're
on pierce you piece of shit nice it wasn't it was it was like a key not a
key card but work out one of these doors
Wait, what what did I get a key to I don't understand
Yeah, I got a physical key not a key card
Maybe he's back in that room because of the door. Maybe we should go past the lady
We said
I'm so sorry. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. That's
my fault. Oh, there's no denying that the back when you walked out, just look at the business
sectors like health care customer service I'm the ultimate being in the street
We maybe to the age of civility
Oh shit, there's a guy again
Oh, there we go there we go
Security should be on the other side of this room
Oh nice work Jackass
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
I can show you how it's really done
Yeah!
I want to go too
Oh!
Yeah!
Let me talk to you!
Oh my god!
I
Work boy, good work another back you
I'm sure it's not for good luck.
It's louder than I would have liked.
Oh, there's a wall between me and that other room?
Where's the- where's the political room over here?
You must have missed.
Oh my god, genuinely, fuck my ass 30,000 times.
What is going on?
Hmm... the Queen is kind.
Obviously.
Obviously, gentlemen. Obviously.
That's the first rule of spycraft.
Always check the cleaning lady's card.
All right, let's ride.
I'll be here for a bit.
I'll do it.
Oh, nothing, no, nothing, do it about it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Sir, do you think we're safe here?
I'm sorry.
Any pushback from the museum security?
I think we can handle.
They know their place.
Good.
Sir, this area is off limits.
Am I safe?
We have a potential security threat. I need access to the CCTV feed and I need it now.
Why didn't we just say that the whole time?
Listen, Simon. My name is Simon and Simon says go back to the gala, have yourself a glass of bubbles
and try not to worry that pretty little head of yours. We've got everything under control here tonight.
You need to listen to me. Feet or head first. You choose.
I listen up Baldy. I'm getting in that room
Through here
You?
Struggler's hanging around reception in the park.
Oh man, this is going pretty good.
This is going pretty good.
Alright, alright, okay, alright.
That was a lot easier than I thought.
Oh my god!
Oh, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
There! Get it!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Are you like that, huh?
I can show you how it's really done.
Oh!
You're chunking me!
I'm dead.
Got it.
Hey, you're not running out, pal!
You're not running out!
Yeah.
Good talk.
Nothing ever happened to this thing inside someone.
Spill in a drink or fall in on their own.
Double-O, not at your service.
Yeah! Yeah!
Now let's get into that room.
Honestly, I'm sure to kill the rest of you guys.
Thank you, Bob.
Thank you, sir.
Come here.
Simon says-
Thank you, Bob.
Simon says don't get up.
CCTV key card.
Hmm.
We're looking for a cctv he got keep your peepers open boys
You can't be here sir Oh, I didn't know that Oh, thanks for letting me know boss. I appreciate that
All right, let me know. Oh, you know what? I actually wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me, so I just want to go ahead
Let's you know that I'm very out behind that would look cool if I won
That would have I honestly guys plus a thousand or if I won that all right
All right. All right. Okay. All right. All right guys when I beat this game
I've been seeing you fuckers talk over there when I beat this game and it says it gives me a steaming team it for beating it on
you're gonna you're gonna really gonna be eating your words you're gonna be
eating your words I swear to god I'm on period
A piece is an attitude
I went to grab myself a sandwich earlier and one of them got on the lift with me
I was just gonna detonate it
who are you?
Part of St. Nicholas's private security team
where was this?
guys hold on wait a minute
I was just CCTV camera
keep on
I would probably be actually probably this room
Let me sneak around. Let me sneak around. Let me listen to this car, Vo.
No sign of Sir Nicholas yet. Big night like this, you think you'd be down there in the middle of order.
Shaking everyone's hands and cutting deals with half a town in street.
I'll be in the office if anyone's looking for the key card for the CCTV room. Just have them radio and confine me.
Alright, go for it.
Why is that guy greeting?
What did you say about the key card?
What did you say?
Follow him, follow who?
Who said who said who?
Let's see.
Ancient Egypt's.
Have they had the key card? Who had the key cards?
Your fate sucks.
He doesn't have the card.
Oh!
There's the card there, huh?
What the hell is going on?
Excuse me for a moment.
Two guys, two keys.
Easy now.
Two guys.
YEEEAAAH!
How do you like keyboard, pussy?
Finish him off now!
Oh
Oh my god, guys the throwing technique is too over.
Over Bowen is too over Bowen is too over Bowen. He's cheating
All right, we're gonna be sneaky we're gonna be very sneaky this time
No, one's even gonna see us one time. No one is gonna see us at all
Simon says don't get up
Are you supposed to be here give that a rest relax
We're going nuts and down here, we need help!
Lock it boys!
No!
All right, okay, all right fourth time is the charm here we go for real Jesus night
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna literally kill you right now.
Who wants, oh my god, money for everyone!
I'm right here, motherfucker!
God, yeah.
Thanks for the practice.
First rule of spy craft boys. No one can see you
for all that
Now follow me gang. Follow me gang
Follow me boy
Yeah, was it out you hear the whole time? We had another one out of the whole point was
Wait
I think the whole point was that the key card was in here.
Do we just kill like eight people for nothing?
It's on the guy.
Or guy.
What?
Where?
Where the hell is it?
What's that?
Is that it?
Yeah!
What's up?
Let's see, Jesus.
Right.
That's disgusting.
I'm so sorry everybody. I'm so sorry everybody. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I know you guys
You're just doing your jobs.
I know that.
I really need this key time.
Let me out.
What?
Whoa.
I dodged that.
What the hell was that?
I was not that room.
At least we can confirm that it is not that room.
It's somewhere else.
And if somewhere else we can't confirm, it's not in that room.
Take it easy
You don't have to have the ground technique on the ice with a guy
All right guys it is so cheap. He's literally cheating. He's literally cheating
It is literally cheating with the grab technique and it's literally a cheat.
It's literally a cheat, he's literally hacking.
Alright, we gotta find this key.
We gotta find this key. We gotta find this key.
We gotta find this key. We gotta find this key. We gotta find this key.
I don't know where it is. I have no idea where it is. I don't know. I don't know.
What?
Simon says don't get up.
I left the card back in the office.
I grabbed it.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, God, this house is too small.
Gasping for a pint.
Get in line, son.
Cut the shit, chef.
Hands up.
What?
Wonder what that is.
Excuse me, mate, but can I help you find something?
Take it in right.
I don't think you need anything.
I've got it.
Patrol, we've got a situation down here. Set your back up.
Move over. It's mine!
My turn.
I've got this.
Come on, you dog. Show me...
Yeah!
They're ready for a beat.
Gotcha!
The key is on this guy.
Oh wait, maybe...
Got him!
Nothing possible.
Yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy.
Follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
Ah, we're cooking, ah, we're cooking.
Money, Penny, I'm at the terminal.
Hang on, just need some place quiet.
I don't have the password people are lazy they probably put on a post-it note have a look around all right sit tight, okay?
right
If I could be in some secret code boy, so
Keep how's your boy show on his third pint wondering why my aunt keeps calling a drunk and the fool
He sounds like a keeper. Oh shut it. It wouldn't be here. That was a formal warning to Harry Sykes
No, that's not it either.
Hmm.
Do you need this box over yonder?
Not it there.
Oh, maybe over yonder, maybe over yonder.
I guess I try as his hands fall.
Any luck?
I've got a line for me.
Hold on.
It's not there.
Not what I'm looking for.
People really should be more careful.
Wait.
Pass.
Word.
Twelve.
Got it!
What did I tell you? Now, patch me in.
Logging in now.
There. I'm in.
Okay, pulling the footage.
Here's your man.
He's that same old friend of two bars, one star.
You have a location?
Basement archives. Not the worst place to go.
What's the worst? What's the worst you work?
All planning ambush.
Not tonight.
I'm headed there now
All right
Wait, where we headed? Wait. I'm just heard I headed there. I'm headed there now
We guys where did my guy say that quote? I'm headed there now. What did he say?
Basement
Of course
Obviously
That was a test
so global did you really think that double not seven hadn't paid attention to
the finer details of the investigation so naive so I'm going to be gay
Let's go ahead and sneak that out of here, you know what, I killed everyone else, TAKE
OH SHIT!
Hey Contis!
Oh my god!
Come in, we've got nothing out of here. We need help.
It's in the security area.
What the hell did he do to you?
Oh, my God, my son!
I'm gonna smack you!
Oh!
If this fucker grabs me one more time
I'm not getting locked in it boys guys. I have a new plan. It's actually quite complex
It is actually quite complex a lesson very closely
Are you stupid?
I need to move.
Fuck you.
Not bad, James.
Not bad James. Oh, we're going this way with the right tool on the gate
Doors
Yeah, boys. Yeah
too easy
Don't tell my son
I'm not sure.
Hmm.
Looks like it unlocks remotely.
We won't leave this house until it unlocks remotely.
Jerry, the restoration rooms doors are locked are still down.
We need it fixed so we can lock the place up after hours.
They're being opened all the time.
Right now is a security risk.
It needs to be done before the web dollar this weekend.
Thanks, Barry.
Oh, Barry and Jerry.
Dynamic Duo.
You couldn't find those guys apart with the jaws of life.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gang.
Easy mode buddy, we're playing 007 First Light, not your mom.
Now shut up over there!
How do we get in there?
Oh, we can laser the Hoosier!
Yeah!
Hell yeah, yeah!
Well, this all looks very expensive.
Let's not touch anything.
Basil from accounting will have my hair.
Ah, if only it was this easy all the time.
Follow me, yeah? Follow me, yeah?
Well, this all looks rather ominous.
I hope you enjoyed the video and I'll see you guys in the next one.
Bosh fight.
Oh, Mr. Bond.
Come on, think James, think.
That's to be something I can use.
if I had that way a lot better I will lie down.
No
If I had that win a lot better, I won't lie to you guys
And what we're trying one more time what we're trying one more try
I
Get it boy. I can use it
Come on
Oh
Shit what that? Oh my god?
Must be something I can use to get
That's not something I can use to get to it.
Oh
What
You just got to permeate some fuckin' fire!
Come on, think James, think.
Must be something I can use.
Shit, you don't have enough charge!
Yeah, I get more charge boys!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
This guy grinds one more time.
I'm gonna fuck him instead of killing him.
Oh shite, oh shite, oh shite.
Oh shite.
Oh shite, oh shite, oh shite.
Dang it.
No more dates.
No!
I
All right
Now I got you bastard
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I'm hitting this guy with fucking jet
these and he's not he's not gonna hurt at all
we go
oh wait oh he has a health bar oh my god we know we're winning
hold me see what kind of good things boys i didn't even see that
hey yeah i went to hurt him
Nice man!
There has to be something I can use to get to it.
No, I got you by shit. No, I've got you.
You're gonna run yourself out, aren't you?
Excuse me, babe.
That was for Monroe.
This did not represent the others, boys.
Another day about the Dallas.
I just did not a day at the office, boys.
Another day at the dollar!
Good work out there, boys! Good work!
We need to get a hold of Greenway.
Wait, what did he say?
Wait, hold up.
What did he just say right there?
I didn't hear it.
I forgot to listen.
They work for web.
The Murtos work for web.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
He's next.
Already tried.
He's off the grid.
James, you are in over our heads.
We need to inform him
Make him call off the attack. Are you out of your mind?
Nicholas Webb is one of the most powerful men in Britain
Let's think this through what about my toes are your piece if I patch you in can you trace the second attack team?
It does look like it's transmitting a geolocation signal to a device inside the building
It has to be web he commands the assassins. Tell me you can hack it from a bathroom stall at the night errant
not a chance but I can use your watch as a data extraction tool you just get
close to webinar handle the rest I only need a few minutes to update the
software
now to find web
Oh
Right would do it pretty good you spoke to his wife we come on I
Spoke to mr. Webb's wife
when
where
We come on
Because when I speak to this guy's wife
in the bar at the cafe oh I remember I remember I remember oh my goodness it
was the lady at the cafe before we stole from that drawer I think she was I
I have no idea what the significance of that is at all, but
Okay, oh
My god
That's a good elevator right there that is a fancy elevator
Yeah
Yeah, big way bitches
This is 007 of this bitch.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Beep beep boop.
Unconvenient time.
I was saying, look, astonishing for your age, Agent Roth.
Probably a day over 50.
What do you expect an apology?
How about an explanation?
Later. Just play along.
Damien!
I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
You're not. Damien meet Mr. Beach, was it?
Bond. James Bond.
What do you do, James?
Lately.
Headhunting.
Oh dear.
Fucking save the world.
I do hope you're not plotting on stealing Isola here.
I took such trouble in hiring her.
She really is. Rather brilliant. Quite the catch.
Now I'm not making any promises.
Hmm. What do you know I'm out?
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'd be careful with this one, James.
Dare I say, don't op your league.
Hold this, darling.
Oh my God, we just...
We horrified, we horrified Adam, we minded him.
Oh my God.
Tonight we celebrate the history of web industries.
But merely looking back would be complacent.
Personally, I prefer to look ahead.
for more than a century, web industries has pushed for a better, safer future.
All right, I've got the right to...
I've updated your watch.
You got it.
I have to automatically when you're within three feet of the target.
On it.
You got me!
To aim higher.
All right, you got me.
I believe technology has the target out of range coming through.
We watch it.
It's got a closet.
Sorry.
Oh!
Someone drop me!
Oh, come on.
Easy talk to me.
Oh my god.
No!
I think he just collapsed.
Security!
Oh my god.
No!
I think he just collapsed.
Security!
oh my god that lady's gonna try to beat the information out of me oh my god oh
my god oh no oh my god oh my that lady's gonna try to beat the beat the
You should not have been here.
Oh no!
I see you wasted no time.
Oh he was lying.
Someone trained our will.
How did you allow her to get this close?
And what is he doing here?
You know I handle MI6.
to us and I didn't think that we had time for your back tunneling. That is precisely
the problem. You don't think. Careful. Careful. You know how I get further. Enough, Damian.
Yeah, how loud am I?
Yes, well, alas.
Why is there a time-back pattern now?
The boy is rolling.
I have a full-striped team,
ongoing that he is as good as dead.
Fine.
Now, clean up your mess.
It needn't have come to this.
And I'm truly sorry.
Now it's only cold-blooded murder.
Don't beat yourself up about it.
What is it, dear?
No.
Okay
You had man
Hey, we're about to get killed wake up
This is going to be the end of a very short career
Never accept a drink from a stranger I
I guess they didn't teach you that in that old spy school of yours.
And I can't hack his phone, it won't let me!
One for the road.
What?
No.
Which remark?
Not even the old.
You're never going to get away with this.
No!
No, which remark? Not even the old. You're never gonna get away with this.
Nooooo!
Disappointing.
Tell me something. Do you always bring sedatives to a party?
I should count myself lucky I didn't wake up in your hotel room.
Your profile wasn't kidding. You really are spectacularly annoying.
I'm gonna prove all of them again!
Have you told Niko about his brothers on timely end?
I do hope he doesn't shoot the messenger.
I'd just be grateful that I don't have his patience or his anatomical know-how.
James, are we just about done here, because my champagne is getting flat.
Now we're going to provoke him again!
I have to ask, do you often let your father scold you like a petulant child?
Well, James, now you're just trying to... trying to provoke me.
We'll have you away.
That, we've pushed him a little too far.
All right, well, you push them a little too far.
No worries.
This time we'll do a little bit of stalling and a little bit of provoking a balance to
provokes two stalls.
We'll start with the provoking a provoked stall, provoked stall.
Okay, very well.
You have man.
This is going to be the end of a very short career.
Never accept a drink from a stranger.
I guess they didn't teach you that, not in a spy school of yours.
Up the road.
I first will provoke!
First will provoke!
But, take it nice and easy, nice and easy.
This is where we joke that he's Bill Cosby.
Alright, now we're gonna do a quick...
Stop, provoke stop.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
And we do a stop.
Let's do a stop.
Anything else you'd like to get off your chest?
I'm curious.
What did 009 have on you?
He must have posed quite a threat.
Yes, well, you've seen the T-shirt.
Every crisis is an opportunity.
Now he's provokable one time.
I told Niko about his brother's untimely end.
I do hope he doesn't shoot the messenger.
Okay, all right, we provoked, we provoked.
Just be grateful that I don't have his patience
or his anatomical know-how.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Now we start, now we start!
Yeah, then
My champagne's getting flat. How did you know double on nine?
I now we start now. We start. I was taught you have a mullet at my six
You're good, I tell you I really would but then well then I'd have to kill you. Oh wait
I'm gonna do that anyway
Would you look at the guy's provoker stall provoker stall so
Well, don't I have to ask? Do you often let your father scold you like a petulant child?
Oh, James. Now you're just trying to get a rise out of me.
Nothing your way.
Oh my god.
Ha!
Pack your phone.
Ha!
Take that.
Taking over your Angry Birds profile.
Hold on now.
Oh, that was invigorating.
Thank you.
Make them disappear.
She was thinking it the whole time, no way!
Hold on. Do you not notice that there's literally a person missing from the chair?
They not notice that there's quite literally a person missing from one of the chairs? Okay,
Okay, because they just walked in.
All right, there's two chairs,
and one of them doesn't have a person in it.
I feel like that would be the first thing I would say.
Hey guy, hey guy next to me.
All right, hey other terrorists.
There was two guys in here, like 30 second chill.
I think that'd be the first thing I'd say.
I
Can you walk let's find out
We'll have a little bit now
I don't suppose you have an exit strategy.
Well, this wasn't exactly our fun visit.
Figured us much.
Obviously, never would the Spice Wolf...
Quick, check the others.
The first rule of Spicraft, boys.
Three months.
That's how long I spent in Fulton in the trees.
And you managed to waste it in all of 30 seconds.
It's a gift.
I
James the door I I don't have a key card whatever Damien slipped to you. You better snap. I like he got
Okay locked to be expected
No way out didn't pick you for a quitter so what do I call you I bet easter isn't your real name either
Please, it's not like yours is James Bond.
Of course not.
What are you doing?
It's a Guardo Emmanuel.
You got me.
You got me this time.
I
Don't get used to it. You pull me up. No time someone's coming. I
I don't know the half of it, management just issued a code white.
Buy cover!
Guys, I'm not gonna lie you honestly I forgot but like just a second then this is a spy
game.
I'm just gonna kill these two and then we'll go back to being spies.
I got it wrong. It isn't son Nicholas controlling the kill team. It's his lunatic son. I barely escaped. Tell me your plan worked
I'm processing piggybacking the signal trace in their quarters. Yeah, we find the kill team. We find greenway
Where are you now? I'm just about to be swallowed by trigger happen. That's nice. I need to weigh out of the museum already on it
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun!
He doesn't deserve me
I musta missed the middle
OH MY GOD! I MAAAANZED, I MAAAANZED
What's up?
That'll happen.
I lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
Second time's the job.
Where am I?
Where the hell am I?
Oh wait.
I was bringing a gun to work day
Shhhh!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
See ya! Right there!
OH MY GOD!
Sounds like him!
Get me a gun! Get me a gun!
I need
I've doubled on seven in this bitch
I need a plan.
Oh my god.
God, yeah.
God, it's not a resist.
I want magic, you want.
Now, let's get a couple of these guns.
Get a couple of these guns here.
She went crack-a-lackin'.
Got a cooler some G.
there's something something there I now we proceed now I'm gonna see follow me
gay buggy
talking on the other side's my way out
Have a fun fight. Tell you the situation of a death day. You and me handy. Trust me, spend the day away.
Steve, watch the boys.
Maybe they won't notice the 6 foot 2 road man guy on the ceiling.
Ah, nothing to see up here, guys. Hey, guys! Nothing to see up here, guys.
nothing to say if you literally everyone down there must be in a fucking
k-hole there's no way baby not notice me
follow me boys
not to alarm me again I must have made an impression any advice play nice I
find your way out. Yeah!
Alright! Run away, run away!
Well, beyond there.
And then we'll go up over here, like you do.
Oh, never mind.
We'll go down here, like you do.
Watch your backs, keep your eye out for anyone suspicious.
FYI, Saunders and White have North Exit key cards if anyone's looking.
I'll be needing that key card.
Hey.
Who are you? Why are you-
Ah, don't worry, sir, I'm just-
Gotta kill you!
Thank you.
Hey, pasty boys, hey, pasty.
Who did he say have key cards?
He said like two guys.
What were the names?
Was it Doja?
I didn't use them.
Whoever this is, we're supposed to be looking for.
Nothing.
Doesn't exactly make our jobs any easier.
Jack and Jill come and Jerry.
Jim and Jerry.
Jack and Mihaf.
Beavis and Futhad suck and me
Mario and Luigi
Yeah, okay, and it's all
Thanks, guys. I
Do I can't idea?
Lock it in gang
Okay, there's a distract them
All right, they're distracted. Now we move.
Ooh, you didn't see a thing.
That's amazing.
How's it going, Mike?
Sometimes, I wonder if his definition or...
USB?
I don't know.
He don't know.
That's amazing.
This is the process, son.
It's a dispensary.
I think they're taught everyone, I know.
They're doing all sorts of weird tests.
Really?
Not yet
God say
Taking charge
Go go go!
Where were they found in the basement?
What?
One of the twins?
Yeah.
Some of you pale.
Oh!
Get outta here!
Get out of here. Get out of here!
What?!
Oh my god, guys, I tell you, they are making these guys way harder.
They are making these gentlemen way harder to kill.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, and the guy who's a good.
What a piece of shit.
Hey. Huh?
You didn't see anything.
What?
You didn't see anything.
Don't worry, sir. You didn't see anything.
Huh?
Oh, don't worry, Shay, you don't see-
I'm just coming on, I'm talking to you, Shay.
Oh, hello, sir.
I actually happened to be here-
What are you doing?
I'm taking this-
A guy that's gonna kill you!
Oh, come on!
Somebody attack!
Goddamn!
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
She's right.
First, I'm going to kick this laundry card.
Yeah.
Marry.
Search the area.
We'll find him, sir.
It's your cheer, it's your cheer.
Right, you said.
Secret spies tell no lies.
I love your success and the variety.
I've heard that she's dead three times a night.
Thank you sir!
Bye, boys!
Kill these people!
Leave!
Oh my God, I swear to God, if I die right now, I swear to God.
All right, we're gonna have to come up with a new play.
Use your gun, I wish I could!
I pause because I'm about to die.
He's already grabbed me, it's already over, I'm dead.
Guys, I can't use my gun, I can't use my gun,
it doesn't let me use my gun.
I can only use my, oh I'm still alive!
What?
Forgive what I said.
Forgive what I said, guys. Forgive what I said.
Forgive what I said.
Forgive what I said, guys.
Forgive what I said.
Alright, this time I'm not, okay.
Kill me.
Kill me! Kill me right now!
Muckin'
Cuz I actually don't know how to do this. There's no way p-
first floor exit secure watch your backs keep your eye out for anyone suspicious fyi I saw
them does and why I have no fix a key card so if anyone's looking I'm gonna get a key
card hey sir sir I'm so sorry I'm here to inspect you're a suffocate with my fist
Yeah!
Now play it, good boys.
Play it.
Ooh, too late pal, too late!
Alright follow me again follow me again
We're gonna move past everyone like a shadow in the night that a single person is gonna know that we're here
Okay
All right, thank you. She's going pretty good so far
But then we move then we move then we move
Yes, hello, hello so on this I just got one of the suspect was spotted on the rooftop
He may have gotten past you already slippery bastard. Yeah, he's about white, too
That's fine. And then
carry on soldiers serious hog laugh for me
carry on you guys doing great
especially you boss you're doing great
keep up the great work everyone keep up the great work
everybody keep up the great work
are we doing pretty good? we're doing pretty good right now
somebody in pale
who's there? excuse me sir
identify you go go go go cut it out just answer my crap
This is a giant fucking circle!
What?
Guys, I'm losing my mind.
What was that?
That was a circle!
It just made us go in a fucking circle!
I will reshine.
Reshine.
I don't even think we're supposed to be there.
I don't even know if we're supposed to be there.
Lock it in.
What the heck?
Ground and first floor exit secure.
Watch your backs.
Keep your eye out for anyone suspicious.
I'm gonna kill you anyways.
I'm not even supposed to be here.
I'm gonna kill you anyways.
Sir, sir.
Oh my goodness.
Have you checked this out?
It looks quite suspicious.
Yeah!
I think we're just supposed to get this I'm just gonna jump off
Oh
Right now okay, I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm a dodgy tabby boy
I have.
an idea
what?
identify yourself
hello? who's there?
fuck!
thank yonder, thank yonder, my beast!
call for backup, but control
we've got a situation down here
sit back up
He's mine.
Come back, lads.
Cover him, boys.
I've got this.
He's shooting! He's shooting!
Shoot him!
He's shooting! He's shooting!
He's in my sight.
He's fast.
Hey, you want to be his pal?
You want to use gun, boys?
You're going down.
Got visual on target.
You whip out the gun! What if I got a deal with you?
I gotta use that again.
Oh!
God damn!
I didn't feel this!
Oh
Where'd you run to that?
I've got a lot to reload it
Oh
No, kids boys
I don't know, I don't know where I'm going, but we're hunt for more guys!
We're hunt for more guys!
I'm closing in.
Can we wait?
Here we did.
I can hear people talk about Gino, buddy.
Where's the react?
We leave now but I believe I did a key con I just murdered everyone in the building just
kick it you dumbass oh my god all right let's go let's go kill people oh boy
here we go kill it again
oh boy here we go kill it again
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a mine.
Down there!
you
I
Wish you look at that
Any casualty here
Oh my god, all right, one more time, one more time, give me one more time, one more time,
one more time.
Jesus armored ones, it's those armored ones.
He's giving
Oh
No
All right, we have to play just easily all right guys. I tried going down home to make it look really cool
We're gonna have to actually play it strategically. I
Try going down. Oh, I thought it'd be really cool. I thought be really cool
We're gonna have to play a little bit slower
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Lock it.
Listen up. Tango one is a white male mid-twenties dark-haired medium-billed.
Order's at...
Damien's dogs, I presume.
Hush!
Fire!
Fire it up!
It's reloading!
Take the mic!
Get him out, pal!
All right?
If I get behind cover, I'm pressing the button.
That'd be nice!
All right!
No worries!
Hey, no worries!
I have one cover anyways.
Anyways, hey cover that's for bitches cover that's for bitches. Nah, I don't want that. I'd like to just stand still
I'd like it okay
Oh
Oh my god, he's handle
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice. Oh, well, now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
Hooray! There we go.
Let's... oh, look.
We hope to see you again somehow. I doubt that
James I have the coordinates transmitting now money penny. You're a lifesaver. Thank you buddy, buddy
Where's your date anywhere, but here his words his loss that's called
I've got the address you'll need a ride. That's a very high dog
She's mad by the bounds Jesus Christ. Not quite keys. Where are they?
Don't worry, I'll take good care of her
I
Don't cover that
Ah!
Yeah!
Ah!
Yeah!
She lives again.
Whoa, Christ!
Half-pulled into him.
She lives again.
Did you get a car?
And what are you talking to me for? Get a move on.
Yes, ma'am.
Good work out there, boys.
I thought I told you to go home.
I mean, it's in fresh air.
Clearly.
And did you figure out who's been trying to kill us?
Webb.
So you understand what we need to do next?
Find a rapport?
We need to make the first move.
You think he wasn't the bad guy?
Quite a stash you got here, Greenway.
I asked Q to make a dead drop earlier.
I thought old trick. Now tool up. I reckon the laser would prove useful in this time of situation
I already got the laser buddy. Don't worry guys. I'm telling you I I still can't shake the feeling that this guy is working for the enemy
I'm talking about the ship
The time after the ship the time he wouldn't stop promoting the land rover
And then as soon as he got promoted the land rover he started promoting the range rover
over. Something about this guy is a little suspicious. Something doesn't sit right with
me, alright? And I was trained by MI6, okay? I can sniff out suspicious things from a mile
away and something about this guy says suspicious okay something about this guy
says suspicious double agent baby double agent double agent mm-hmm mm-hmm
Oh
Also, off we go. Good job. Oh good job
Gentlemen, I actually quick guys real quick guys. It's 4 30 in the morning
Two and a half hours ago. I was like, oh, you know what? I'll just play until I finish it pretty shit
It's like a seven-hour game. I'm not no no no
into the game and
I'm wondering if I'm almost at the end is it so I keep going is it is it is it all am I almost done am I almost done
So I'm not almost done. I'm going to fucking math
Almost done very close. I perfect up. Are you lying to me?
Are you lying to me?
Like ten minutes left, oh we can do that easy!
The web industry's database and as of this moment, you're both up on your management.
I'm sure you'll blend right in.
Your ideas will only take you as far as the executive flaws.
And that's where the real challenge begins.
Your final destination is an impregnable self-contained structure atop the main building.
Have to get this guy next to me pregnant?
I believe this is where the company stores his dick.
You say so, am I sick? You're the boss. I'm just the soldier.
When's deleting all the evidence?
What can you tell us about the perch?
That's just it. The place is an information black hole.
No blueprints, no infrastructure, nothing.
You got this past expression?
Have I mentioned that this is a terrible idea? I need to notify M.
Negative. M is need to know only her protection, not ours.
Oh, guys, that's a big thing. M's our boss and stuff.
If you didn't tell M stuff, oh, that's kind of big.
Oh, yes.
That's something.
Evening. Perch bound, I see.
Finding the Midnight Owl. You work at the Perch?
This guy disappoints his wife.
I can't sure it's happened.
chief legal officer and you are I am security security officer what we've
been called in to help out with the code white oh my department Jeff Page is yes
so his office I don't recall seeing you before I grew beard I got rid of mine I
see you must work closely with Nick Kenzie how's he doing I've seen him
week oh shit and never better really he does seem to be taking well to the
treatments but never better I'm gonna lick your balls part
deal with this part oh should I say I didn't catch your name it's Smith
Right and your company ID number
You know what you fast if indeed you are you say oh now look here
You quite alright. She's okay. Oh my something you ain't oh
Church, take a poopie, Church, take a poopie.
Seems we've run out of elevator.
Well, the bridge to the perch is only three falls up.
I say we get a move on before Roger recovers and you dig yourself in even deeper.
I had it under control.
Lobby boys?
I had it under control.
Ah, Lobby boys.
people deserve love too right we'll need a way to anything they're more they're
more deserving of love you can do you look at your reflection I'll check the
Corridor you can't join me. Yes
Really good bud we do it get to the stairs
Are you following me am I following you and we don't have executive clearance guess it's lateral thinking from here on out
You're at 7 out of 17 chapters.
You're a liar.
Okay, I'm going to check.
I'm checking.
How many chapters does first light 007 have?
10!
10 chapters.
Liar!
We're on chapter seven
Is that glorified vacuum cleaner yes, hey my here
We should split up I'll check the perimeter. Let me know if you find something we'll do
Here's the stairs
What am I doing? Hey get to the stairs. Yeah, wait these are the stairs
Hmm...
All this defying orders and making the first move...
into the Greenway we all know and tolerate.
He's was the only new one.
Webb knows his son overplayed his hand.
Now he's doing all in his considerable power to shut us down,
which includes calling in a favour from his friend, the foreign secretary.
Secretary Steven Bright force M's hand to access or he'll pull her funding between the two of us in the future of the
Double-O program. She Q watch opens a lot of doors
Anyway, that's the hell am I doing about Secretary Bright, right?
What the fuck am I up to between the two of us in the future of the Double-O program she will have
What the hell am I doing?
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing right now?
Guys, does anybody know you should watch it?
What does it look like I'm trying to do pal?
I've flicked my watch all over this, all over this whole building.
All right.
Obviously, we're not thinking outside the box.
Let me think.
Stairs, stairs, stairs, stairs.
What if it's a metaphor?
What if stairs are a metaphor for getting promoted in my job and in order to do that, I have to kill the guy that came with me that way I can take his job.
Think about that for a second.
Die!
Oh.
All you good thinking good thinking good thinking boss
Let's get this over with
That guy has incredible upper body strength. Oh my god
And I have not been laying off a jelly dough that she has one good arm
Oh my goodness what a soldier. He deserves a medal
Well, I'm at it that would be against regulations right course drinking tonic in the line of duty. What was I thinking?
We'll slide across this bad boy like you do like you do
You see me boss you see me
I don't think he appreciates me enough.
That's it, I'm blown up in my shakes.
I'll bring a path for Greenway.
Oh, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
Come on over, Bunch!
Oh my god.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Security since it's online, okay.
Let me think.
No way, it's up for a coffee!
Okay, alright, now we have to open a pathway to the greenway. Let me think, let me think.
Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Alright, yeah.
I'm telling you, this game really, ugh, it, ugh, it tickles the mind, it tickles the mind.
So many puzzles
The key robots and I just have to go on the floor. Oh my god
All we have to do is
enslave the cleaning robots and make a robot army
And they will siege the door
I'm so sorry sir. I'm so sorry. It's five in the morning and I've had so much whiskey.
I'm gonna figure this out. I swear to you. I swear to you, I'm gonna figure out how
to get this door open follow me boys follow me get
Oh, that's not it, that's not it, we, we, we, what if I, no, hold on, we, we, hold
on, fuck, give it, something, something is right here, something's going on right here,
Oh my god!
Oh my...
Oh my god.
Guys, don't worry, I'm gonna figure this out!
I'm gonna figure this out, don't worry guys!
Oh, that's done it.
Mmm...
Um...
Oh
Yeah, there we go
Now we now what I don't get out I don't now
Now we're in... in this room.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, got it, got it, got it, got it.
There we go, boys. Oh, don't worry, C-3PO is on the way.
Come on in, Chief. The water's fine.
Heh. Not bad for a glorified vacuum cleaner. Still not getting one.
You say that now
Still waiting for my coffee by the way, I know service is terrible
That was be the purge
I'm starting to think we're not welcome let's go
These tell the cleaners not to stand on our brand new equipment boxes when they clean the vent and the magnitude of getting a bloody ladder.
Oh.
Holy mate. What's Webb's endgame?
I take it you have a theory.
Am I six was willing to ignore the risks because Webb got results.
But with Thayer, what's the stopping from rigging the next election or worse?
It's my experience. The motive is always simple.
He's even and almost always just take random pills off the shelf. She's this will do nicely
Well, is my boys who did say wait did he just pop random pills? Yeah
Yeah
Hey, we go there we go
oh shit this place is close what are you doing here yeah I'm sorry in advance
Guys, I did know he'd be there. He literally just said the whole building was closed. He
just said the whole building was closed. That's not my fault. He lied to us.
I can...
Alright, I'm gonna double check. Let's see if this guy actually takes builds off of that
shelf.
What's Webb's endgame?
I take it you have a theory.
Am I six was willing to ignore the risks because web got results
With fear what's the stopping from rigging the next election or worse? It's very fanciful bond. Oh
We had my experience the motive is always simple
Almost
He's getting on the job
I
Anyone there careful
You've real sleeping beauty in there. Don't worry good thing. I'm back in
Yeah, back to sleep
Come on in bash, so what's your take then?
On some Nicholas's dog secret like this
It's about his son
Can you imagine what it takes to keep Damien's criminal records clean?
Hush money alone would feed us. I bet double oh nine found out about something
Figured it will be his golden ticket back into my sixes good graces
So we had to die at all costs
see
very
Beach the birds
Follow me. Get bloody. Get bloody. What do you know?
Hmm. It's open.
Really?
He?
No.
Oh.
Figures.
What's the plan?
I'll take this guy as my asshole from the start.
No, let's see.
What?
Okay, I have an idea.
Alright, what is it?
First, come and join me for a minute.
Don't tell me the old pro needs a timeout.
Tactical pause.
Tactical pause, okay?
Tactical pause, tactical pause.
Strange, don't you think?
So Nicholas seemed genuinely sorry about what happened tonight.
He liked you, Bon.
You got in his way.
Oh, my God.
It's the world you're in now.
Half this job is doing something you'd rather not.
The sooner you learn that, the better.
Wait.
Why am I asking if he was ever married?
I'm gonna ask you if he was ever married.
No. Mrs. Greenway, I take it.
And why the sudden interest?
Am I dying?
You got one hand left, jeef.
You don't need it, Miss Greenway.
She was a special liaison with the station.
W's is a jaft, Mr. Greenway.
After nightfall, I was in a dark place,
and she couldn't handle it.
She took a job overseas.
Long story, not nearly short enough.
On the upside, you get a monogram fountain pen
in case you fail to die young.
True.
You must take the rough with the smooth.
Would you forgive double or die?
We'd never have known about Webb
if it wasn't for double or nine.
I think if things had gone differently,
you would have forgiven him.
He was a traitor.
That doesn't answer the question.
You don't get to wipe the slate clean.
Fact is, Reese was a bad apple.
And I should have seen it.
Moscow rules.
Assume nothing, we're trust no one.
It's just a question!
There's no way to live, splendid way to stay alive, though.
So why did you come back to the program?
Because they are.
Now how do you spell program in Europe?
We're civil servants, bond, we go where we're needed.
And I'm sure, running out of plot behind the desk and the head floor writing reports while slowly
mummifying from boredom and nothing to do with it.
One doesn't exclude the other.
Dead?
Oh, good shot. Back to him.
According to the floor plan, that lounge next door connects to the other side.
If you can find a way in, you'll be able to double back and unlock the doors.
Sounds simple enough.
Loki, I can do that!
I can.
I need to get over to that office right there, so watch, lead us to anything we can peek
through the window and actually get that bar on top of it.
We hope we can just climb over there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All of me want to do is...
Yeah!
Here we go.
All right, we're doing pretty good.
We'll climb up.
Goddamn.
Oh, hello!
Oh, my goodness.
Yo, Clay.
I might be called in for the code white white for them. Yeah, you're off upstairs candidate code white
So sorry standard code white standard code white
All I T specialists come up with that wall actually it's kind of a routine
What's this?
Oh, it's a suit
Where do you need to go? Oh?
and chill chill chill I'm just hanging around
I
Good work boy, good work.
All right, on we go, on we go, on we go, on we go boy.
Good work, boys, good work!
Alright, on we go, on we go, on we go.
On we go boys!
It's you, I got you, boss.
Oh my god.
Good!
Come on in, boss, come on in, boss!
place impressive a compliment how out of character genuinely fuck my ass oh my god
I believe it's what they call an extreme makeover and he's back
well looks like we're stuck kill me kill me now kill me now let's tell us
signs are growing. Oh shit.
Lockdown systems engaged.
You couldn't be that easy.
Hang on. We need visibility.
No, sir. Lockdown systems engaged.
For what? For what?
Yeah, not happening.
We need another way around.
I hope perhaps some of these offices are connected.
Honor, you never actually planned to pack it in tonight, did you?
I had to trade carefully.
There's only a handful of people in the world who have tried to trade in full trade.
I'll try and finish this up before you get here in the morning, if not pick me.
It's someone already inside.
You suspected Webb.
The idea did cross my mind.
How does he know I'm ever moving in advance?
Occam's razor. It'll be a simple murder.
Shop down.
Never underestimated.
Got any suspects?
I suspect everyone.
Well, anyone who hasn't been shot at yet.
Big, if the door closes when I step on these lines,
think about it, think about it.
No, sir.
See?
See you.
Lockdown systems engaged.
Think about it.
So we can't step on the lines.
hmm what she's over here greenway give me a hand with this coming doesn't this
all feel a little too easy compared to what
how many evil masterminds have you come up against huh true including you trust
me when there's no time to worry, I can't even start to worry, more piles of wisdom,
let me get a pen.
I think I'm going straight through here, I don't know I feel like it wouldn't let me
go straight line.
Oh we know what, there we go boys, there we go.
Oh never mind, I like it, go back, go back.
go into the vent one more time and then go through Yonder right here oh no right
here there we go and then this
Master in Crisis Restore Management.
Mom. Mom. Not that.
She was planning the heist.
Wait, now I think we should be able to walk through all the doors. Guys, now that we have the card, I think we should be able to walk through every single door in the building.
So don't worry two hours of Sonic these puzzles
All of me get
All of me boys
The push case is right through here
Tell me
Tell me right now
I don't know!
Please God!
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!
Follow me, gang! Follow me, gang!
Loopy gang, don't worry we're gonna solve this puzzle.
It's just a puzzle.
We'll just solve it.
Easy peasy.
That's okay. That's okay. I want to go to that door anyways. We'll find another way.
Find another way conference room. What are you talking about go back like back to the original spot?
I
Think you guys are talking about over here guys follow me gang. All right, okay
Okay
All right
Alright, Mr. Robot. Mr. Robot. Oh my god. Oh my god, kill me. Oh my god, kill me. Kill
me. Kill me, robot. Please, I need your help. I need you to kill me. I need you to kill
me, Mr. Rod. Please, God, please kill me, Mr. Robot. Guys! How do you do it?
I
Zero zero seven I have the top of the locked door that doesn't even make any sense
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, I think I actually know what you're talking about.
Wait, hold on.
I think, wait, hold on.
I think I just solved it.
I think, I think I just solved it.
I think I just solved it.
I'm not even joking.
You ready for this, guys?
You ready for this?
If you were wondering how you solved this stupid fucking puzzle, I'm about to show you
because I'm pretty sure I just figured it out.
As you walk through this door, you stop judging me over there, you go over here and then BAM!
BOOM!
And then you go back, you go back through the vents for the 47th time, and then go left,
like you do, like you do, and then go beyond there, like you do, like you do.
here and then go in here and here we go and then call the fucking vacuum cleaner
thank you vacuum cleaner all right come on over come on over
What would you say a thing like that?
This was the easy bit.
Now, we need to weigh into the purge.
That was the easy bit, maybe it's open.
The gate is right upstairs.
It's fine now.
That was the easy bit, don't worry guys.
That was the easy part.
Nobody to worry guys, this is the easy part.
Get to the easy part.
Make it explode.
and glass resistant by the look of it.
You need clearance or we're not getting through.
I do love a good, I told you so.
I never would have thought.
How about we're spent house?
Should be right upstairs.
Well, it's for me.
What happened tonight?
Okay, get in the penthouse.
Okay guys, okay, I can do that, I can do that.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here it is, here we go, here we go.
All right, lock it boys, lock it, lock it, lock it,
lock it, lock it, lock it.
Amateurs
Yeah, don't mention it. I got a fucking playing card. I thought that was some type of access key card so I can stop
going through these doors of misery and pain oh there's a dugout that might be
clue it might be a clue it might be clue
breathing come morning English it wasn't because they have a key card they took it
but look there's a dozer on the other side what you the fuck if I could get
through the door is get through the door
Leave it to me.
These are glass windows, just kick it!
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose my mind!
I'm gonna lose my mind!
But there's one more fucking door puzzle!
Don't worry guys I'm on the case don't worry guys sit back and relax because the bug is
Double Nuts 7 is on the cage. We're about to crack this cage wide open.
Here we go. I solved the door problem. Got to solve the door problem. Okay, climb up there.
No, no, no. Can't climb up there. Not seeing anything on the watch scan.
Oh, over here. I found the way through.
Oh, thank God. Oh my God. Oh my God. What? Oh my God. What? Where?
Out here? I'm pretty sure we went just out there.
Oh, it's a reach.
Yeah.
Should have asked you for a grapple gun.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yes.
At least those pills have kicked in.
Well, at least he's admitting it.
That's the first step.
Alright.
Don't worry, I'll just, I'm just fucking...
Well, Bron James.
Hey, no need to help over there.
I'm literally
the broad fucking James.
I'll just jump through it.
No worries, chief.
No worries.
I'll get through that with a lickety split.
No worries.
Hey, no worries.
Hey, no, you just stand right there and just say about it.
Still on.
We go ahead and go ahead and do a 30 foot fucking vertical.
Go through the window.
No need to worry.
Hey, no need to worry.
No need to worry.
No, you chill. No, don't stress yourself. Don't move
Yeah, you see is he helping me we did why would you or a farm for 60 seconds back at the bank?
How was that buddy was just a father back there? Give me a short thing
There we go. There we go. Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking. Alright, there it is, guys.
Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go.
That's the Nicholas's penthouse. Very 20th century magnate.
All he needs now is a top hat and a monocle.
You think they allow to talk about some monocles in prison?
Type of prison he's going to?
I'd say he's pretty much mad this tree.
Alright, I'm wanting to die a little less.
That's progress.
That's progress. That's progress.
That's progress.
Come on, let's just have a 90% on steam.
I'm not going to lie to you, this is like the one...
Fuck-ass mission.
The other ones have been super fun.
I don't know what they were thinking with this one.
This is ridiculous.
They made 10 missions and some piece of shit at the company was like,
Oh, you know what?
You went for one mission.
Let's- let's have them solve 40 puzzles!
back to back for no fucking reason with literally no fucking reason oh yeah
that affects the old man no way I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure we're getting close
I'm sure we're getting close. I'm sure we get close
You come on in chief come on be kind don't worry if I open the door the bodies again
Something you're not telling me Bob. I suspect will know soon enough
I'm in the perched or just love that. Yeah, let me let me literally take
The 10 hours of fun they're having or they just had and then you're gonna do I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna turn this video game into a virtual math lesson. I want that
I want their smiles to fade away from their face
I want the fucking smile on their face after mission seven we have failed on John
Friend of yours, how do you know it's a huh? Oh my god
All of me boys, all of me gang
Please please never puzzles
Hey, I don't think the same
Take a good
Hold on wait, what's going on? Wait, is that proper attire for you?
You should really stop meeting like this. You blew my cover
Oh, she just did the dress and then they're coming. Am I your commitment? You're only as good as your last job
Give me one reason why we shouldn't feed you to security
First there's only two of you and second I
I can get you into the purge that is where we're looking to go once bitten
what's the play spend my time on the cover working out a loophole in security
but I'm not gonna lie it's a bit involved I could use a helping hand or three go
on time is at the essence James get up to the penthouse all-timer with me I'll
I'll explain on the way.
First things first, James.
You'll need to raise the stairs to the penthouse.
There's an access panel near the base.
It may be offline.
I'll figure it out.
So you mentioned a plan.
Accessing the approach requires a level five security
clearance, which I don't have.
But I can trigger a system reboot, which will temporarily unlock the gates.
And what do I do?
FUCK!
But I need the command code, which is only best to use it safe and sound.
No worries!
No worries, guys!
But you, James.
I'm sure this will be a easy solve.
I'm sure.
How are you planning to be in any place?
This will be a easy solve.
On a beep, on a boop.
I work well on the boop.
By the love we go.
Well, I don't know if we go
Locked it boys locking in he's gonna figure out into the power on no worries. Don't worry
Turn the power back on after clean our CEO as better things do than play around the fuse boxes. Thank you. All right, so
Come back
All right, I think
Thank you so much for making that it. Thank you. Thank you so much for making that everything
out of there. Thank you. Whoever did that in the game deserves a raise.
Alright, follow me gang. Follow me guys. Follow me gang, follow me gang.
Ah, hello, meegang.
Oh, dude, those are actually sweet doors.
Oh, my God. I'm not gonna lie.
This guy may be evil, have you given him?
But he's got some nice digs.
He's got...
By the way, you guys taught me that earlier.
That means house.
Does that apply to penthouses, by the way?
Does digs apply to penthouse?
Does that still count?
Did I say that?
Does that still count?
Oh, there's digs. Just like a regular house.
Wasn't exactly easy to come by fucking do it makes that makes that new one was easy to uh slang guys
I'm gonna be using that crib
Diggs your time up boys your time up
He's got a good taste he's got a good taste look he's got a giant rock in his living room slavakia
Giant rock right there in the living room. Boom. Wasn't like boom boom
Oh, you think you're an interior designer?
You don't have a giant rock in your living room.
hold on just a quick puzzle web industry site 3 and uncle
site 3 because I'm not looking at the chat I know you guys are giving me the
code I don't want you to give me the code I'm gonna solve this for some now
Okay, so three is one of the numbers. Is that a poo? Is that a sculpted poo?
Alright, three is one of the numbers for certain.
Okay, three is one of the numbers.
done with the place no that's not it right where the other numbers blades this
web had no trouble coughing up the membership fee
I
There's an or duration big day
Okay, I'm Celest every time I'm a trust was nightmare. Oh, there it is. Okay. Wait for is one of the numbers four is one of the numbers
Here we go. Okay, three four
Hey, we have three and four
Me for should have stopped to game design three four nine
3-1-1 of it. 3-4-9.
3-4-9.
49
Yeah, just guess last one
Oh
Be 490
49
Hey, do for 90 for that. Wait. I'm gonna saw this. I'm gonna saw this. I'm gonna saw this
I'm sorry guys. You can't be coming guys. You can't be guys. You can't be guys. You can't be you can't be I've unwavering dedication
Why why?
One one four three nine or some combination of the four
One four three nine
So Nicholas, I couldn't have done it without you.
Got the safe open.
Look for an eight letter word or number sequence.
Got it.
No way.
Guys, I'm pretty sure there was like a hundred combinations to this phone number.
I wasn't even keeping track.
I was just pressing the buttons.
Come on, code is busted.
No way.
I'll cover your tracks and get ready to leave.
We're doing pretty good.
You have the code guys, I swear to God,
I had no idea what the code is,
and you know I don't lie when I swear to God.
I swear to God, that was all, when I entered the room,
when I solved that, I did not get any information from,
I actually did look over the chat and I saw the word tab,
just so that I could be clear,
because I don't want to lie to God.
I did see the word tab over in the chat,
that's the only help I got and I didn't impress them it was in tab
We have, we've got it.
Who's that?
There he is!
Hmm...
Gather the team. We're leaving tonight.
Seriously?
Right now.
I'll see you off.
I just need something from my desk.
Why could they need to talk to me?
Wait, guys.
Wait a second, take me to this tab thing, guys, wait, wait, open her notes.
Guys, where is this?
I have to know something.
Where's the code app?
Where's the code app that you said it would be on?
Where's the code app?
No, it's not, it's not there.
Oh, diploma painting game model.
Oh, gosh, okay, nevermind, okay, nevermind, all right.
Okay, I thought I actually did like
a one in 10,000 guess right there.
No, okay, that was, guys, that was like a one in,
I don't know.
How many combinations the four numbers are there?
Isn't that like, isn't that four to the power of four?
There's only 24 combinations. Ah
Well, that's still pretty cool that's still pretty cool guys that's still pretty cool
That's still pretty cool
Damian will kill you as soon as look at you stay hidden and don't try anything
Operation is critical like it or not. We're in the spot right now
Pull one thread and it all unravels.
Bond, try to get closer.
I'll use the fee from your life to try and record what they're saying.
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Stay hidden, move closer.
But if it knocks you more on...
What do you mean, it is ass?
This may be hard for someone like you.
I'm not moving that closer. I'm my ear threats.
I'm my ear.
It's the force.
He is tenacious, but he is one man.
And what does the great Saint Nicholas wear to fear?
Please enlighten me.
Please.
We've no room for mistakes.
Go to Vietnam and make it clear.
See it, dumb!
And you handle that.
Yes, yes, I get it.
Vietnam.
Clean as a whistle.
Hang on.
It's time for my meds.
What are those?
Eighth inhibitors.
Flurring my blood pressure.
You, the epitome of calm.
Still water.
It's factorial 4, which is 24 basic probability.
It's factory up forward 24-paces from birdie
Follow me guys
You guys are close
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for me for a minute for a minute for a minute for a minute for a minute for a minute for a minute for what I gotta do
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
Let's get the penthouse we gotta get the penthouse
Oh shit, oh Jesus Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, where do I go?
This way, this way, this way!
Who's the fucking cat?
This guy's a pimp, this guy's a pimp!
Oh my god, no way do you know him?
We're all right.
Also locked.
Don't worry, they have an executive.
They have a human size in the executive suite. No need to worry.
Go go go!
Of course it is.
There's an elevator at the end of the hallway. Hurry James.
Excuse me, coming through.
See you later guys.
There's security.
See you later guys.
Just get the elevator.
17, 17.
Oh you can't touch this. You can't have this.
I'm a super secret spy.
You can't have this you can't have this you can't have this oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
15 seconds left in the game more corner I'm going for the
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Smoking!
Shit, oh shit.
Go, go, go, go!
Hahahaha!
Going on. Almost at the bridge.
Ah.
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Do-e-de-do-e-de!
Good work, Maud!
Come on. Take a mind break.
Oh my.
We have 30 seconds.
Just what I need.
Wait, what's going on?
What's retracting?
What's going on?
Oh, go, go, go!
James, above you. We're out of supply.
Go, go, go!
Oh, down here. Hurry up.
Never a dull moment.
I don't know.
All right.
Pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Secret spies!
Nothing goes wrong.
Oh, she tells us.
Secret spies!
before they wipe the servers good luck with that boys we should do this again
sometime
she does
I'm sure you'll think of something look in the ceiling fire suppression system sorry
I'll think about considering a trackable nice man man coming of cooling system we're
We're here for the code white.
You're late.
Got stuck in traffic.
Surprise we made it at all.
Fine.
You can join the degaussing team.
Come on through.
Not you.
Get your uniform first.
Company policy.
It's the middle of the night.
Oh, I wasn't aware the rules only applied in daylight, sir.
You heard her.
Perch rules.
I'll wait upstairs.
Fine?
Okay.
All right.
Serious, stupid spy.
secret mission we need a code give me your code lady so we have an audience give
me your code right now like nobody's listening closer than I prefer sorry
sorry close aren't you didn't mean to intrude how I listen to this
conversation company secrets I expect the work we do especially what comes out
of R&D it's just too valuable can't allow some new bureaucrats to walk away
way with hundreds of millions of pounds worth of research no matter the reason I'm doing this right
I don't feel too comfortable breaking the law oh you go you go manager here we go you go you
not cricket call me naive but this is sir Nicholas Webb we're talking about he's simply being
proven say where's your lab coat and my locker I can't find the key I had it on the ride up so it
must be around the sun. As you dropped it, the cleaning robots will find it. Those things
swallow anything in their paths. Just what we have. We have to break open all the vacuums.
But as you guys are starting it now, you would be surprised how significant vacuum cleaners are
in this game. Very significant. Very significant. Not just in this mission, a lot of missions. A lot
of missions that were lion-backed units.
All right, spill the beans.
You got the key or not?
I
Know it's clear. I want you to go
Now it's gonna go guys we good
I've cleared that one. I bet I've vetted that I've vetted that one. I've vetted that back in Peter
Good to go
Hmm
It this there's only one
We can only one. Well, we hold up wait a minute. Oh
Here we go. Here we go. All right. I'm bringing you in for questioning
Sorry, buddy bringing you in for questioning. You've been acting
Oh, please just please just...
Alright, where's the trash go?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's this one doing here?
Don't think you're off the hook, pal.
Don't think you're off the hook.
Alright? Everybody's a suspect around these mines.
by sorry mate but service desk is closed I'm only here for the code why same as
you I won't bother you passing through yeah we get them we guys how do we get
the thing I'm sorry mate you can't be here
fletcher operations we're conducting an investigation on an employee he still
avail turns out she's a corporate mole we're going floor by floor sweeping for
Bugs didn't see that coming. Well, then let me stop you. Yeah, that's right
I'm looking for a key
You know what wait, it's gonna be right here. Oh, there's a watcher nearby sure
Well, I would do one seven times this charging station guys
and then you'll walk over there
then
Apologies sir, you can't be here. Oh, I oh my god. Oh, it just so happens
It just so happens that I've actually got this on me. I appreciate it. Oh wait, hold up. I was gonna wait
What I thought I just told you I was doing the thing or whatever. Whatever I said. Oh my god
Lock it I can lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it in boys lock it in lock it in
This is easy. We're gonna hide behind the desk. Oh, we can't do that. Wait. We're gonna
Boom!
What is that?
Oh, you're so distracting right now.
Oh, my God, you know what you're doing.
You're starting to get all much...
I press the button, recover,
and then my guys sprinted across the room
directly in front of the guy.
Nerves, mate. We run along.
That's what just happened right there.
That's what just happened.
I have the key.
Thank you for understanding.
I got the key?
Guys, why didn't you just say so?
Why did they want to tell me that?
That would have been very uplifting information like two minutes ago.
And now we just gotta find the one guy.
I'll be guyed. I'll be guyed.
I'm just guys
Did you just lie to me guys guys? I don't have the key
I follow me gang follow me gang. Don't worry. I know exactly what to do
No way I know exactly what you I don't tell you do like any boys look at it
sure your charge is broken also give a poison dart in your neck
mmm-hmm better go check that out and it go check that you got to take a poopie
huh got to take a little poopy I feel better feel better soon chief all right
effects machine is about to have a big problem the fact machine's about to have
a big problem buddy hey problem hold up wait oh my god thank you for your
Technology strange
That's my
You're already back from pooping on a steak. Fuck
This is an exit. Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god
All right, don't worry guys, I've got this time looking at
Lock it in lock it in boys lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it lock it
All right, okay, sir. Yeah, I have no more poison dodge for you. So you just gonna have to have to
Fuck
Let's go sir, you know why I was just leaving. I'm sick being patient
Okay, all right, okay. Oh, we have to get some more energy and some more
more toxins around 20 years.
We have a lighter.
Right.
Energy is a cool radio.
All right.
There we go.
There's some toxins.
Boom.
All right.
We go a little bit more toxins, a little bit more toxins.
Here we go.
All right.
That should be enough to do to give us one more.
to give this one more good try to give this one more good try here we go
all right boys the first guy then move over here then we're gonna sabotage the
Fox machine what if we don't now like that there we go we go down cook it up
What the- go to the fucking machine you asshole!
You can't kill him.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Well now we can't even do the vacuum, cause this jackass is back.
We know he's back his turn, he's back his turn.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on. Oh, now he's turned to us. Oh, no
Look at number six. What's the visit?
I'm sorry. There we go.
It's a lot. Do you? It's head
not out. Chief. Head not out.
Sorry about getting in your in
your business boss. Sorry about
that. And now, now we've got
if one locker wasn't what he said like a six and like a six who we go oh
congratulations there what congratulations here all right follow me
Guys now we can make our way in
I was
Through the control room we'll be able to access the data from here, but me
It's hard. It's improbable. It's impossible.
It's all I've seen today.
This inconvenience will be reflected in the next month's page.
I hope that was necessary.
Yes, how good I am.
Any questions while we wait for the go-in?
Yes.
How good I am. Can I say?
Bollocks, they've taken most of the service offline already.
Someone...
...meet really good.
They've taken most of the servers offline already.
Just tell us the name, honey, tell us.
We need to bring them back on manually.
Lay it on me.
Well, first we must work out the procedure.
Check the control panel on the admin unit over there.
See if you can't turn it back on.
Well, I got a problem with front six million light.
One second, one second, gang.
Hold up. Wait a second.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, hold up.
All right, lock it in boys, lock it in.
I gotta go to the admin panel, that should be easy.
Right over here, you just click the button.
Here we go, there we go, there we go.
All right.
How's that?
I fucking hate you.
There's gonna be some kind of fire over here.
Just try something else.
Take it back offline and look for a manual override switch.
Manual overrides. It's are we're gonna turn it back online to put it back online. Here we go
I want that spice
All right, here we go
Okay, and it's crossed all right there we go there we go
Now we repeat the process in the server. Wow
Hopefully we don't have too much fun while we're at it. Am I dead, Beth?
I know, it's 009. I'll let you know when I find a match.
This entire mission should have been scrapped from the game. This entire mission should have been removed from the game.
Hmm.
Hey guys.
How you using them?
Laser saw on a computer?
Hmm.
That's the data, about that.
It's not rocket science?
Oh, okay, you do this for me,
and then maybe afterward, you can literally kill me
as a favor to repay me, to pay me back.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
All right, the diggers up,
I'm killing everyone in the entire building.
Okay, all right.
All right, what are you gonna do, Megamind?
What's the plan here?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
No!
All right, we're keeping it cool.
We're keeping it quiet. We're sneaking around.
We're keeping it quiet. We're keeping it cool.
We're gonna sneak around.
We're gonna sneak
Gust in the wind
They're gonna see what was that and another another guy's gonna say he's gonna say this I think that was the wind
It's gonna be us and the entire time it's us
All right, here we go
Hey like him a bitch
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Ah, it's the whip, bitch!
Don't let him do it!
Yeah, yeah.
I got to get a sleep too, but I actually fucking lose it, I'm actually fucking lose it, that
wasn't even, that didn't even beat anything, that didn't even beat anything.
Alright, one down, one, no two to go, one down, one down, here we go, alright here we go,
What is he talking about?
Lock it in boys lock it in
Well, there's a letter in that one
Oh
That's in Chinese I think
Oh
Hold on we was it other way other way
Don't like this it's all punches
Hey, how are you doing?
So basically I was over there and then you were over here then yeah!
That's not one of them.
We need 2600.
I don't know if that's how you fix computers, I'm not gonna lie to you, boss.
Go ahead and flip the switch, don't mind me.
What?
Come on, speak up.
Oh yeah, what I was doing, right, was, was, yes!
Yeah!
You like that, huh?
You like that?
Ooh!
Yeah.
Stay positive, boys.
Stay positive.
Hey!
Oh, my God. I was taking a bathroom break.
Right.
And then you came over, right?
Okay. And then...
Yeah!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Let it
Help you up. Oh my god. What the hell was that?
Are we super duper serious right now are we super duper serious
Are we so are we so serious? Are we so serious? No way that's how I die. There is no way that is how I die
Are we on to the out first if we get into a brawl against every me and take that guy out first 100% 100% 100% 100%
All right, wait now. We know what everything's at those who can speed right? Oh, we oh we were already here. Oh
We're good. Oh, we even lose any progress. Oh my god
Maybe we gave progress. Oh, no, we didn't
No please!
He's dead quietly, dead quietly.
Good talk.
I don't think he knows.
You're a good guy.
I think we're gonna leave a good one.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
What the hell?
He's not conscious.
Right you said.
Oh my god!
Something is up. Start a search.
Alright, start a search.
No, wait!
Awesome.
Yes, I'll take it.
Yeah!
You're dead.
We've got a situation down here.
Don't
Oh my god!
Oh, we did it!
Wee!
Good work, D. Good work!
One more to go, Jeff, and one more to go!
Hey, I did...
That's 2,200.
I don't know what this is.
Hey, who's here?
It's giving up so much heat all of a sudden.
I'd have been charging stations.
Honey.
Come on.
Don't explain yourself.
Oh, I'm...
Bletcher, operations.
We're conducting an investigation on an employee.
He's still a veil.
Turns out she's a corporate mole. We're going floor by floor sweeping for bugs. Yeah
Yeah, so yeah strictly business here quickly business
Strictly business carry on carry on as you were guys. I'm doing the things I said I was doing and nothing else the way
Hey, go to the server, hm?
Hey, the server, yeah.
The server has 200 reactivated.
Lastly done.
Putting the data now.
Head on to the next server.
Maybe the next server.
That was last server.
Oh.
What do I do now?
Yeah.
Bond, server 3200.
I had it.
Now it's gone.
Data transfer incomplete.
Stand by.
Take another look.
Yeah, don't worry.
No worries.
Disconvinced of my was a secret investigator for the company at 3 in the morning.
Honors go and run it back.
Jeez!
I'll dribble it back down the court for you, team.
Don't worry.
Don't you worry.
I'm on the case
That way
There we go, all right, we're all right, all right, okay
I would chill it.
Chill it.
It's alright.
That's not so bad.
Bond, server 3200.
I had it.
Now it's gone.
Data transfer incomplete.
Stand by.
Hey, no worries.
No worries.
Hey, no worries.
I'll get rid of that map.
back up and run it boss back up and run it hey back up and run it good work guys good
Good work. Good work out there.
Bond, server 3200. I had it. Now it's gone. Data transfer incomplete.
No worries. No worries. I'll take a look at it.
No worries. Hey, no worries. No worries. No worries. I'm on the case. No worries. No worries.
Hey, I actually saw you back there. You're doing really great work here. You know that? You're doing
super great work. Really great work. You know that? You know that? Die! You're touching my
One more time I swear to God
Out those guys see it as the year's the plan
He is the plan you ready
You ready is the plan
ready is the plan you ready guys yes ready here we go yes ready here's the
plan listen closely and my six drew this plan up specifically for this moment
I saw the thirty two hundred reactivated I sleep down
You can get back here on my way
No way, that just worked over there.
That worked!
No way!
Okay, what did we go?
Mission reports.
I like how we're in a glass box surrounded by people that are looking for us.
That's just, you know...
The drone strike on Sarah's in the arms, dude.
That's just awesome.
That was a CIA.
So does the CIA.
Hey, Bunn.
Word.
Hey!
These are all MI6 blackboards based on confirmed FAYA data.
Some of our biggest intelligence successes in the last decade.
But if I'm reading this right, we were working off a false intel every single time.
FAYA makes mistakes.
And the reason we don't know about it.
because Webb covers it up.
So it looks like every time Thayer gets a wires crossed,
he dispatches Damien to fix the narrative,
to alter crime scenes, plan evidence,
frame, or eliminate witnesses, correcting the facts
to fit the data.
And this has been going on all the way back to London 2014.
It was a lie right from the start.
There was no moment.
They drew a false conclusion, so Webb made it true.
Frame 009 and the others...
And it'll betray anyone.
Oh my god.
That's actually massive.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's actually massive. Oh my god, you couldn't have known
Greenway
We're out of time the blow nine was instant the entire time I
Do what I do it you ever
phone ahead I know you did you lied about everything you're not seeing the big
picture it's not your fault it takes a certain kind of mind
Oh, no, no, I get it.
You've sold out your values for power and profit.
Nothing new.
Did you know that every year, 1.35 million people are killed in car accidents worldwide?
And yet, we just accept it.
Fact of life.
But if a single driverless car malfunctions, clear the front page.
Fascinating.
Your point?
Fascinating. Your point, people are short-sighted.
They have boundless patience for human stupidity, but zero tolerance for machine error.
I'm only paving the way for a brighter future.
Ruth will out here is broken. I'm safe here is broken. I'm safe here is broken.
Of course, there is the future.
Except...
Nightfall wasn't a single isolated incident.
Thayer made mistakes again and again, and you let it continue.
You failed.
Your miracle machine is broken.
Thayer is the smartest mind on the planet.
It will attain perfection, and when it does,
the lies will no longer matter.
But just like you and I, Thayer learns by doing.
You know, this guy actually, since I'm on his side now.
He's going to be used.
But MI6 would never have let me use it.
Unless it already was perfect, you see my predicament.
It's fine.
Mmm.
Oh, I do.
And until reality catches up with your lie,
everyone who gets in the way is framed, discredited or killed.
This lie has cost me everything.
We each live with the consequences of our actions.
But as you yourself said, we can't do nothing.
That's the biggest sin of all.
Enough! You don't rationalize it anywhere you want.
You won't change your damn thing.
I change things all the time.
I changed you, John.
And as for you...
I guess, we'll never know.
Bond, step aside.
In here. You'll need that. Now move!
Go, go, go!
Greenway, Greenway, where are you?
Hold the, hold the what?
Hold the light.
Go, go, go!
Greenway, it's locked.
Take the chance of fall.
That's what you're supposed to do. Vent, via the door. Vent, via the door.
Greenway!
You used to miss our pen.
It's out of juice.
Yeah!
Go, go, go!
Where are you?
For the flight deck.
There's a helicopter we can use to escape.
but you watch yourself, it's reinforcements here.
We got a lock in, boys, we got a lock in.
We got a lock in.
He's not going to let us leave here alive, boys.
I get it.
Over to control.
Listen up, we have two hostiles on the move.
Lots of snow position, data, statistics.
Drop on site.
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god,
oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god, oh, god.
Yeah!
Give me a gun! Give me a gun!
Oh my god! Give me that! Give me that!
Keep the fire up!
Ah!
Go! Go! Go!
You can't keep up this pressure forever.
Oh my god, I'm really over this.
I do not have enough aim over this. Holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
I'm out of ammo!
Yeah!
Okay.
What?
I was also thinking we could just chill there for like 5 minutes.
I was also thinking, I was also thinking we could just chill out for like 5 minutes.
Good thinking, good thinking guy, good thinking.
Alright, lock it in boys, lock it in, lock it in boys, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in.
Use the pen?
For what?
I got no, I got no pen powers over why.
I
do my best you yet well back to that is nice well that's good
Right there
Good shot! Just be here!
Take weapon, pussy!
I'm gonna have a move!
DIE!
Hold his back!
And then, he's reloaded!
He shot me!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh well. There's a job. There's a job boys. There's a job. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Use the pen on the door.
Oh that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Good thing it buys it.
Why does nobody have any ammo? These guys are like five bullets each!
You got this, chief. I know you do.
Goddamn!
Hey, stop. Cargo deck.
Woo-woo-woo!
Oh, my god!
Where is covering up there is mistakes, and Damian is the key to prove it.
Moneypenny, do you copy?
Oh, shit.
Come on, just push through.
Oh, that looks like good.
Run!
Do you copy
Just push through oh that was a good
You haven't tried me yet, they-
DIE!
Come on, I'm at the flight deck, watch your status.
Don't spot me there as ever!
Well, hurry up.
Place is calling with birds.
If they spot me, I'm done for.
Oh!
Oh, I'm not trying to-
OHHHH!
...die faster!
What?
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!
NO!
You think I got 1,000?
I'm on this literally a fucking thousand!
I've got 10 bullets!
Why are these guys carrying literally 5 bullets a pop?
Jesus Christ.
Hi, what's up, John?
Locking it boys, locking it, locking it boys!
Lock it in boys! Lock it in! Lock it in boys!
Okay, all right, okay, all right, all righty then all right. I'm just gonna tell you for a second
I'm just gonna hang him out of here for a second.
Gonna tell you if it's just a short spell.
Just catch my breath, catch my breath.
Alright, follow me again, follow me again.
here I go yeah I go yeah we get over there
Oh
Out of road, maybe I can hit your right
Follow me game follow me game
Wait.
Error.
Weights and balance detected.
Please vacate the loading area.
Oh, man.
She called us back.
The scanning car.
Stand by.
Greenway.
We're being held in control.
Oh, no!
This is the hardest difficulty you fuck-ass!
Greenway!
Hey, dolly!
Fuck yourself 10,000 times!
And then when you're done with that, 10,000 more!
That's an order!
Fuck her.
Evening, fellas.
I'm sorry.
Evening fellas. Is this the way to the rooftop bar?
Huh?
You hear that Lawrence? The man's first thing.
Let's quench it for him.
Oh my god they're gonna quench right there as well. You bloody...
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Thanks for the practice.
All of me again?
All of me again.
Big way.
Greenway, I'm almost there. Talk to me.
Always to the helicopter boys! Just a little further.
Greenway. But I'll hold up inside the helicopter.
I need you to draw their attention while I raise the platform.
Go go go go go!
Your only chance is to jump across from the control room.
And I won't lie, it's gonna be tight.
I'm gonna whip you up in here.
Break cover.
Shut the hang of doors to lock us in.
If I don't make it, go.
Where'd I go?
What did you just find?
Distraction.
Shoot the pipes.
Good call.
Wait, what?
What?
Come on, you son of a...
What?
Got it!
I'll get more of you!
God!
I'm coming back!
Go, go, go!
Take your time here boys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Too easy, too easy!
Good work, boys!
Is this the water?
Oh, there's the water.
He's late in the park.
Where are you going?
Are they gonna find us?
We need to finish this
Green one you were right on I
Couldn't have known but I didn't even try I
Never even looked
I'm giving up
We can't let him win there is no we
We're cheap price
I'm up
Oh my god, boss.
We can convince boss to come back.
We just go talk to him.
We'll let him know that it's all going to be okay.
Penny we need to round up not here come on
we have a tall system to get them I say moving
Thank you. Thank you.
I looped the security feeds in the lobby in the elevator. We don't have a lot of time.
No, we don't. They're wiping everything at WebHQ. We need to send a team over there right now.
Look, it's not that simple, James.
What?
We messed up. Going to Web's. You don't do a thing like that without consequence.
Consequences for what?
He is a very powerful man.
What's wrong with everyone? First Greenway, now you.
now you for greenway this is a whole different day what he learned tonight it
changes everything for him he doesn't deserve your anger but perhaps not but
still what we did tonight changed the rules where we going you'll see making
coffee you're making coffee to do with a cup I'm too sweet news
Oh, okay.
Why?
Don't talk.
Anne, thank God, we've done a much time.
There's been a development.
Sir Nicholas Webb sent me this.
In case you're wondering, it is footage of you and Greenway assaulting WebHQ.
Two of my agents rogue on British soil.
Well, that doesn't change the fact, bitch.
It changes everything.
He is accusing you of terrorism.
We did do that, though.
He's CC's half the cabinet.
As we speak, there are rest orders with your names on them,
Rest orders with your names on them working their way through the system and my future is not looking much brighter
We did do that. So what we did do that?
That's not even a I
I need to be one thing that you broke into web HQ. It's another that you've got caught but leaving without proof
You couldn't have botched this any worse had you tried
You're not honey man. Of course. I'm not I'm sending you on a black hole to collect the irrefutable proof
We need to bring down the webs
Was it us who's we but you're in this with me pal
Don't disappoint me
You're in this with me
I'm going to go fuck that web guy
Go and finish him
Alright smooth, I'll fuck his ass
You go and cq, you're dismissed
Pussy thinks he's going to get away with
The thing he did, no
Not on my watch
Not on my watch boys
And what about Thayer? It's obviously compromised.
This mission is strictly adhered to, so you can't use it anyways.
I want six pieces to shut it down right now.
And then what?
Em needs to play her part in aid in apprehending her rogue agents.
And Thayer will assist.
Yes.
However, I'm taking a few pages out of 009's playbook.
I've already set up hundreds of breadcrumb trails for rogue agent James Bond on the run.
That should buy us some time.
Meanwhile, you, Mr. Syngin Smyth, do what billionaire playboys do best.
go to a luxury resort.
The trip booked a year ago.
Now I'm more suspect to think.
You knew that...
Webb was a bad guy a year ago,
and that I would also join...
at my six and then...
A luxury resort, I'm sorry.
You would also need me to...
I'm a billionaires to the future of the resort.
A year ago?
Exclusive resort, The Pearl.
According to his social media,
St. James Myer was merely looking forward to his stay,
But unfortunately for him, they're just striking his own rules to you.
And so, what makes up with the permits where his private jet is now delaying his take-off?
I dare say he will stay grounded until you send word it's safe to clear up this misunderstanding.
But Pearl, that might take some time.
Actually, it might. Without Seya, you're in for some good old-fashioned spy work.
Okay.
I couldn't swoon we had another desk right there. Oh something's wrong
Something's not right
Oh
Me later
That's now oh
Shit actually is falling me out of those purely coincidence
Follow me gang, follow me guys.
This is just being a silly goose.
in the zone are we bond I say great work at web industries well the whole
business is dreadful of course but silver lining finally some real failure is
not an option spy yeah here we go boys safety net get the blood flowing here
we go boys speaking of silver linings nice try but you won't need a car where
you're going besides she's not ready I do have some gadgets lined up for you
though. Take a gamble. Oh and water's left you a new service pistol and a suppressor
just in case. Try not to do it this time. He's the car where's he going.
No car, guys! No cool car!
I'm sure you'll find something you'll like.
Hmm...
You got what he got everything I need.
You should take good care of us, Q.
Looking cool, looking cool.
Who guide? Who guide? Thank you, Q.
Q of a meaning to ask. You've heard of a ghost pattern.
I'm no expert, but I believe it's a probability paradox.
When one has a large enough data set, accidental patterns emerge from the chaos.
Coincidences that appear to liberate random events that seem meaningful.
If enough people slip on banana peels, it starts to look like banana peels are out to get us.
Spot on.
I'm pretty sure it feels like it has.
Well I'm ready to head out from here to the station.
We'll need to take the sewer.
Wait, hold on.
The sewer.
Can't be helped, I'm afraid.
Let me get the door for you.
What were we saying?
What were we talking about?
There.
It's right through the window.
Why me?
I'm just about to say it.
Just watch out for the Bakerloo line.
I'm not kidding.
Right.
Good luck, Bond.
Sorry about the shoes.
What? What?
These are the latest J's 7's.
Don't worry about me, boss. I'm drippy as fuck.
All of you guys! All of you guys!
We're off to save the world!
I'm familiar with the scientist Benjamin Coughlin.
Coughlin? I read about him, I think. Some kind of green energy pioneer?
Full marks.
Nutrino-Voltaic energy research.
Sadly, he died last month in Singapore under... ambiguous circumstances.
Three weeks later, a solar geo-engineering specialist died in Orlando, Florida.
Circumstances... equally ambiguous.
They're say, patterned emerges.
Indeed. They have flagged these seemingly unconnected deaths as consistent with the ammo of an elusive terrorist.
Caliban. A rabid extinctionist who believes that mankind is a cancer on the planet that needs to be purged.
Sounds the level.
Calla-Ban? Calla-Ban!
Oh, this guy's up to no good!
According to Interpol, Caliban's car remains were recovered from a Mexican landfill.
And according to Forensics, he's been dead for months.
Now if this is true, it means they are made another blunder.
Another ghost pattern, yes. We believe Damien is in Vietnam to cover up this latest mistake.
God, he's on!
Likely, he plans to stage a copycat killer, making it look like Caliban is very much alive and kicking.
And forming Faye's original conclusion.
Here's the target.
I'm afraid we don't know. That part is up to you.
He grits five, cheaply spies.
Tell the lie, keep it tight, tell the lie.
Alright, time to look for the truth.
Tell the lie, tell the lie.
And what do we do for work?
We run our own company.
Same day courier service for all of us.
Go get out.
Long city here after turning our back on the music business. Why would we do such a thing so many arseholes and egos?
Vietnam once a year we hop on a plane and venture somewhere to recharge our creative juices
This year when the dice rolled Vietnam came up. Okay. I buy it. That's because I'm selling it so well
This is the Vietnam and the welcoming committee time to get in character
We're in ma'am, boys!
Welcome to the pearl, Mr. St. John Smith.
That's St. John's wife, my dear.
Of course.
The staff and I are very pleased to have you with us.
This way, sir.
Take your bag. You take your bag.
Will you tell me to get into character?
Well, you are a natural, James.
That's Mr. Smite to you, my dear.
I'm just getting started.
Decent.
The weird thing is, the west leg.
Alright.
Of course.
I wouldn't be with that.
Hey.
it arrived this morning and enjoy your time at the well it doesn't keep
digital records of the purpose yes but he's a war being a bit of a ball and
how are we still to see it seems to come naturally but he's here I mean
This is a nice spot.
Wow.
I mean, wow.
This, wow.
Oh, my God.
The bedroom is just as big as the living room.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
Just open it.
Who got here boys?
Q-track a smart bug designed to protect assets in the field
That's new once inside the bloodstream that tracks location heart rate and vital signs for up to 24 hours
before it's then broken down by the body
And the glasses Q glasses they see everything recording it back here at MI6 so you see what I see
Yeah, I get to live vicariously through you for the next 24 hours, but why once you get eyes on the potential targets
I can confirm it's them through the glasses. Oh
Put them on
We're live
Yes, I am this handsome
Hang on what can do it? Yeah, I ego of yours is fogging up the lens to Shay
Right enough tech talk. I need to calibrate the glasses
Okay, what do you need me to inspect hotel purse with money Benny okay
compliments of the Tranquility Cave organic gluten and cruelty-free that's
Oh, that's so great.
Thank God.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Shush buds.
Always wanted a pair of those.
Oh, that's so great.
Whoa, that's great.
Oh, that's so great.
Oh, something else, right?
Oh, that's so great.
Glass is calibrated.
Time to get out of there.
All right, glasses calibrated.
Good to go.
Where is he to kill?
Good.
Here you go, boy.
Good.
Here you go.
Time to do secret spy stuff.
One second, lady.
I'm going to walk down the stairs.
I'll be right there.
I usually would jump down there, but I don't want you to know
I'm a secret spy. Secret spies! Down no lies! Secret spies! Down no lies!
I'll be right down.
Follow me gang, let's keep it cool. We don't want any of these gentlemen or ladies
figure out funny funny we are secretly traced him to an airport in
farm braboarded a private plane to singapore with five other men that I
haven't been able to identify yet
thank you so much for all that lozen up there to the screw key free and vegan
free and and and people do for testing free the pens that was thank you so much
Come there. Thank you.
Lady, this guy's faking it.
This guy, this guy's faking it!
He's collecting checks without doing any work.
I've not seen him cut a single leaf this entire time.
I'm on to you, buddy.
I'm on to that guy.
He's up to something.
Gentlemen, all of you guys, all of you guys.
Scan the guest ledger. I thought we did do guest ledgers here.
Here we are. Reception is right over there. My colleague will help you get signed in.
Now we'll have too much trouble being about in the empire here.
I'm being upgraded actually.
Of course you are.
You must be important.
Very.
The Emperor Villa will be ready shortly.
Please make yourself comfortable while you wait.
Oh, I'll do that, thank you.
I didn't catch your name.
No raise, no raise.
No, no raise.
I didn't give it attractive mystery woman one
singin smith no eyes on the legs don't raise don't raise yeah don't raise no
aura no aura no raise oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness hit us on
the ledger make my stay official mr. smith we've been expecting you
Give it a flick through so I can get a look at names. Sign here, please.
Got what I need. Run in a check.
All done. Enjoy your stay with us, sir.
Thank you.
Okay, got three profiles that fit Caliban's MO.
Ramon Hernandez, billionaire philanthropist, geneticist Theresa Lorca, who you just met,
and Alice White, the civil rock star scientist.
Let's go find our three potentials.
Okay.
Hey, what?
Can I do it again?
Okay, Theresa Lorca.
All right, Theresa Lorca.
Theresa Lorca?
Hold up. Hold on. Wait a second.
Wait a second. Hold up. That's not Theresa. Hold up. Where's Theresa?
Where's Theresa? Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Up here. Up here. I see him. I see him. Here we go. Here we go. Theresa.
Very nice to meet you. Outside.
I thought she was someone else. My apologies. My apologies.
It's down point, James.
Oh, now it says Theresa Lucas is not a citizen of the...
Afternoon? Afternoon? Hmm...
If I were Theresa, it's the girl you talked to at the red... at the bar the red...
Keela. And none of that sea-sulting the rim of my glass crap.
Just eyeball and regret.
Is this it? It's your turn!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Guys, I'm missing three people here!
I still can't believe we're married.
How can I help you, Teresa Lorca?
All right. Thanks.
I'm looking for a guest. Alice White. Nowhere I might find him.
Ah, yes. The American and his enthusiastic friends were over by the Velvet Lantern Bar last time I saw.
Being a handful.
You could say that. You'll find the bar right behind me and down the stairs.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I'm looking for a guest. Roman Hernandez. Nowhere I can find him.
Mr. Hernandez is likely at his villa.
He tends to keep to himself during his time here at the pub.
Great. Any chance to complain me to it?
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to give out that information, sir.
Oh, okay.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Cracks Magazine's 2025 Man of the Year.
They call him Mr. Magnetic.
Developed a liquid that binds microplastic particles to separate them from water
so that they can be safely removed.
Made him a very rich man.
Just had Q in my ear.
He's not done!
Don't use the dark or laser on anyone we need to bug.
They can interfere with the Q-trak.
He's not done!
She doesn't want me to have any fun.
Oh, before I forget...
Who's that? Who's that?
Step out of this little bubble and head over to the mainland.
The markets, the streets.
I wanna have a wander around.
Let's find a cafe or bar tucked away in the corner of somewhere and have a drink.
People watch for a few hours.
Oh, I'd never do something like that at home because we're just so bloody busy all the time.
What do you think? Oh, I sure love this.
One of them came over when you were in the bathroom, invited me to come to a party at the Oceanview Bar with his famous friend, Ellis White.
Looked him up, apparently he's a bit of a little bit of a little science world.
I hope you told him to get lost.
White is at the Oceanview Bar. Marked it for you on your Q-lens.
Thanks. These guys are hard to find. Oh my God. Holy crap.
Can't come this way, Bruce. Oh my God. Right. I need to see an in-bot.
All right, all right. Hold on. Hold on. What's going on around here? Hold on. Hold on. I'm losing track of what I'm supposed to be doing.
Oh we'll turn this hose on that way this guy gets pissed don't want to pride but
what is that and then and then fuck yes I have lost all ability to problem
solve with 12 hours deep in this bitch I am genuinely zero zero ability to
problems right now if I'm not running towards it and I don't see a white
circle on it I'm not gonna see it I'm not gonna buy things all right locate
Theresa look at let me think for a second let me think for a second okay
what do we know what do we know nothing we know Alice White is through that way
right there, but we need an invite, all right, or Chad
Thaderson is gonna throw us out. And so how do we get an
invite to get past Chad Thundercock over here and go talk
to Alice White? What? Let's think, let's think it over.
Thank you. Okay, thank you.
What if- alright, alright. What if I just poison him?
Ouch! Blast it, that stung like a-
What do I pay him? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I pay him a lot. A lot to make my life frictionless.
That's literally the job. Make Alice's life easy.
I don't think so.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't General Ardish, I know. VIP only.
You lost, man. Private party.
Shingen's mine. Big fun.
Sounds like you got yourself a drink problem.
I managed. Wait, what?
Oh, yeah, the bar.
Apparently, my friends and I have been bothering some of the other guests, so you shut us down.
Well, maybe I can help.
Maybe you can. I misplaced the keys to the minibar, and I'm getting thirsty.
Would you mind taking a walk with my pal Janti here to go fetch a new set?
He'll show you where. Do that!
I'm all yours. What do you say?
Happy to.
My man! Janti, you're up.
Can't believe I'm doing this. Maybe sitting the fanboy.
Why am I stuck walking you and those tiny shorts to the bar to get a set of keys I told them couldn't be got?
Just point me in my shorts in the right direction.
Yeah, shut up, bitch.
Easy for you to say, bro. I tried getting them early.
You're that guy's bitch back there, okay, pal?
I'll tell you how you looked at me.
Alright?
You and Chad and Fundacock over here would get along really nice.
You guys are more bitches!
Go, you.
I
Follow me guys follow me gang
Lo be gay keys in the storage room behind the ball
Okay, I'm gonna go over here
They hold on what am I doing again remember the time you call that five the bar keys. I did that cheapy chair
wait to see what's on stand so do I will laser you so fucking hard in the eyes
right now this job go ask Jeff Thundercock what I did to get this
morning all right I would do the same thing to get to your kitchen pal I
swear to you I promise you oh my god oh my god
Oh my goodness.
What am I doing again? Hold on, wait. I gotta lay down this guy. Lay down!
Oh my eyes, I could see
I think we may be too good
I think we may be too good, boss
We may be getting too good again
too much good yeah okay hang on not this way please took a wrong turn happens a lot very interesting
have a nice day oh thank you thank you thanks thank you probably nothing but best not to assume
I
Got it let's
Do that
You that I got the keys nice they say back to the guys
Yeah, let's head back to the guys. Let's head back to the guys. Come on, bro. Come on, bro, we gotta head back to the guys.
No, we need to head back to the guys right now. This is gonna be a ranger.
I won't chat with other guys.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, I think.
Yeah, party people!
Yo, bros!
Masters have ripped that party masters
Come on over and join us genuinely shoot these
Who are you talking to who are you talking to who wins ladies what the man point out the ladies you talking about man
What the man what about for me?
I
Alright folks the bar is open
What'll it be something that kicks hard like a mule? I'm sobering up here. Yeah
Oh, I got something to kick hard a beer about a logger
What is it you Brits say you taking the piss right?
Try again
the keyless slammer the keyless slammer that'll do good for you
tequila slammer read my mind that's more like one slammer for mr. magnetic coming
up catchy right crocs coin that one i'm actually trying to copyright it at the
moment wasn't too keen on it at first but my new lady friend over there she digs it
if you know what i mean oh bro between you and i'm course i know gb row fish and a
Oh, they give me this tequila sliver!
And back to my villa for extra wrestling.
Oh!
Who else I know what you're doing, my bro?
I don't need to spell it out for you.
No, no, I think I get the picture.
I want to punch him so hard right now.
Me too.
Me too what?
From me to you.
One tequila slumber.
To my new friend, Smithe.
It is true what they say.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Hello, guys!
Mad Sam, bro!
I'm very kind to you Q-Track is live. You can get out of there now
Which we great we're ready to talk to this guy anymore
Any plans for tonight? Oh, yeah, there's that hootenanny in the restaurant. Oh, Danny
I heard about that. I heard about that who's any of 7 p.m. TC
How about the 7 p.m. CT hootenanny Teresa? I'm just gonna ask you about the 7 p.m. CT
Hootenanny. She's into me. I heard about it. I heard about the Hootenanny and 7 p.m. CTs.
They had a poster. Hootenanny. 7 p.m. CT tonight. I'm committed to shoot. Let's leave. Remember.
All of me guys only got no chance. Hmm. Alright, we located one guy. Now we need to get Miss
and Raven her dad
Here we go, here we go
How you doing chat that a dog good to see you good
Okay, oh here we go here we go
Serenity Space.
Let's hope not. Anyway, it's...
in the center of the resort.
Serenity Space. Oh, this way, guys. This way.
All of me gang, all of me.
Hey, I got a bus.
Oh, right up there.
That isn't too far at all.
I thought we'd only take so...
Easy now.
All right.
That's her.
Theresa Law.
Where?
What's your plan?
Get close.
Oh, why on the skin?
I'm sorry, Mr. Smythe.
But the Serenity Space is full at the moment.
Oh, no worries.
I have to give a laser in my watch.
If you're sure this spot becomes available.
I'll come back later.
Of course.
Apologies again.
Hey, no worries.
I'm gonna go get more watch, laser juice,
and then I'm gonna burn your eyes out, okay?
Okay, all right, I'll be down by.
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna go get more watch laser juice
and then I'm gonna burn your eyes out
and then I'm gonna walk fast, all right?
Be right back.
Follow me, guys, follow me, gang.
Ah, look at me, guys, follow me, gang.
I'm gonna get some laser juice, laser juice.
Hmm, a little bit of laser juice. There we go. All right. We're cooking. We're cooking.
How much laser juice we got? Not too much. Not too much. That's fine. I'm sure there's
plenty more. Hmm. Nothing there. Nothing there. That's fine over there. Hold on. Where's it?
I can't climb up there.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ooh, a little bit more laser juice.
There we go.
Alright, now we're cooking.
Ahhhhh we're cooking, okay.
Alright.
Oh, we, oh, oh, there's that one.
like snorkeling in an aquarium. I think that might be enough.
Oh, that reminds me, if you go to the hung villa before the day is out, it's overgrown.
I couldn't get to it before Mr. Hernandez arrived here. Say hello to me.
Greetings.
See you later.
Bingo. Ramon's in the hung villa.
You know, I do have eyes and ears too.
Anywho.
Alright, okay, alright, we found the other guy, we found the other guy too.
Oh my god, thank you.
All right, now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
All right, we're gonna go back.
Let me tell you how this is gonna go.
I'm gonna poison dart the right guy, okay?
Then I'm gonna laser beam the left guy, boom.
And we're in.
And we are in.
Don't care about the storyline,
Don't care about what else I had to do to get in there.
But, zapping the guy on the left
and we're poising the guy on the right.
Afternoon, bro.
We see there's one more phone I can zap.
One more phone I can maybe zap.
Oh, no more phones.
No more phones zap.
All right, wanna be a gang?
Time to get serious.
Time to let them have it.
Time to give them the business.
And a good business.
All right.
Hey, guys.
I can't commit.
Oh, you know what?
Oh, my God.
You want to see my pass, do you?
You want to see my pass?
I actually got it right here.
Boom!
Laser eyes!
Boom!
Poison eyes!
Laser eyes!
Oh.
God, yeah.
Yeah, too easy, too easy.
Good work, boys, good work!
Thanks. You again?
Genomic analysis of Marina Bacter in its role in alginobliosynthesis.
Yeah, I'm in genetics.
It's boring science stuff, Mr.
Our name's now.
John.
Theresa.
I like boring science stuff.
Try me.
Okay then. Do you ask for it?
Well, algae are inherently more efficient at carbon removal than terrestrial plants.
Their entire surface is dedicated to the act of photosynthesis.
They absorb as much carbon as all the plants and trees on land combined.
Someone was paying attention in biology class.
Only to the past and not at most.
So, there's this particular strand of algae called Chlorella vulgaris that absorbs more CO2 than any other plant on the planet.
That's why I'm here at the convention.
The secure funding for this supers train I'm developing
Which will be a max potent weapon against climate change
Potentially
That's simple, huh?
That's simple
How about another?
Um
The emperor villa is ready for you, mom
They've got a habit of doing that, haven't they?
Uh, perhaps another time?
Oh, would you do it?
I should hope so.
See you around, John.
All right, Romeo, step out of it.
All right! Good work, team! One more go!
What do we have to do with our new experiments?
One more to go!
Because she's a scientist.
friend Teresa Lorca now trapped in an assistant. Now, time to find Ramon. Follow me gang, follow me gang.
Private security could be Ramon's place. Just thinking about myself. Sir,
this is a... Guys, do we really have to fucking go through this again? All right, I'm gonna hit this
on the left one and I'm gonna put two on the right one okay guys guys we really
got to go through this again this is the third time okay cuz I'm into Zaza Zan
on on on gentlemen over here the left I don't know whoop whoop on this guy over
here the right and I'm gonna walk on through all right and I'm gonna walk on
Okay, could we just skip the theatrics?
I'm just gonna...
Something I can do for you.
I'd just like to go through.
Good afternoon.
I'm here to see Mr. Hernandez.
He's busy.
And it's important.
So is his yoga appointment.
Which is exactly why I'm here.
Where's the one from yesterday?
He quit.
He got bent out of shape over something.
He took Mr. Hernandez's blue yoga mat after their session.
He won't do yoga without it.
I'll go and fetch it and be right back.
The sooner we can get Mr. Hernandez feeling sensational the better
Alright, so yeah, so I'm gonna not find the blue yoga mat
I'm gonna hit this guy with the zap you with the foothold and I'll just walk out
Thanks for the suggestion. I see you. I'll see it might be better to give you
I'm not gonna lie to you boys. If we find enough phones on the way
I'll do the other way, but I don't think oh hold on
wait a minute we could find enough stuff oh whoa what you got for me there
a little bit of iphone charge a little bit of charge in your iphone huh
not anymore not anymore you don't hello sir not anymore you don't see see thanks you that 100
No it ain't!
Things are zero.
Alright follow me gang, follow me guys.
You know what I mean.
Whoa!
Hey I ain't done.
Thanks, you look great too.
There's just so much aggression flowing through the mirror.
It throws my chakras off.
Oh!
Oh! You know what I was thinking.
We should head to the mainland this weekend if you're not doing anything
All right, okay, I'm glad to distract this guy. We have to distract this guy
Cut his man butt off. I was thinking
Thinking to switch it up and doing this technique I call laser in the eyes
What do you guys think what do you guys think I'm not swapping up a bit
but do one. That's bold. I know. I know. I know. It could work though. It's so crazy.
It could work. So you never know. Thanks. You never, you never really know. You never
really know. I'm working. I'll see you there. Okay. Let's, I mean, fortune favors the ball.
That's what I say. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Don't leave the key.
No, don't leave the key.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck.
How do I distract this guy?
Oh, I know how.
Thanks me to say it, but I need your help here.
Everything, and I mean everything,
must be aligned and intentional.
step aside sir allow me to demonstrate eyes on me sir thanks bitch apologies
trust me i need it more than you do
all right come on gang
Notice how nothing on my being appears to be in a state of emergency as I inhale the kiss air into my lungs.
And then slowly exhale.
You're killing it.
Alright, let's get this blue back guys.
Let's get the blue back here. Let's get the blue back here.
There we go. There we go. Alright.
All right, improvising yet another role
Follow me guys
Have some info on Hernandez from all this from what I can see there's been multiple attempts on his life
He's not want to back down and clearly doesn't give a damn who he pisses off. I like him already
Yeah, there's a guy may he can speak to about technique I have with that
But yeah I passed by here 20 fucking minutes ago you were looking at the same damn sign
it's got eight words on it!
Alright follow me guys follow me gang follow me guys follow me guys
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something, let me tell you something, let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
I've decided, even though it's 7 in the morning, I'm gonna stay on until I complete the game.
Alright?
But I have not pissed one time in 12 hours.
Not even one time.
So I'm gonna go piss, kind of rejuvenate, and then we're gonna crack out the rest of this game.
I'm gonna crack out the rest of this game
That's the plan. All right. I'm gonna restart the YouTube stream in a second as well
I'm gonna go take a pee pee and bam
We're gonna crack out the rest of this game. You got like six eyes. No, I don't know. I don't I know
I'm not even mission eight or nine and this bitch only got ten missions
This thing only got ten missions. So I know I ain't six hours away
away, you said four hours at least, no I don't, no I don't.
Do I really?
Guys, do I really?
Be so for real, come on.
Be so fascism with me.
Guys, it's not 17 chapters, it's 10 chapters.
Two hours, I can do two hours.
Three hours, that's in the gray area.
Four hours, I can't really do that.
B, hours max.
Okay. I can do that.
All right guys,
I'm gonna go BP here.
I'm gonna rejuvenate
it's rejuvenation time.
It's rejuvenation time.
Rejuvenation time.
2 minutes
4 minutes max rejuvenation.
Now, you already knew,
I mean you put a little treat for you.
I mean you put a little treat.
You see this right here?
You seen this right here?
Little what watches?
What?
He Lamborghini watch it.
Let's go payback
I itt with a little treat.
Now, I know BP
And we take a quick read the two, two minutes,
three minutes max.
Hold up, wait, hold up, let me, let me change the scene first.
Let me change the scene first.
All right, look at this.
I mean, you just want to look three feet
that only usually the starting guys get.
Take a look at this.
All right, all right, all right.
That's cool to watch.
All right, I'm gonna go take a pee pee and let that run.
I'm gonna go take a pee pee and let that run, all right?
Here we go.
I'm also gonna stop the YouTube stream and start it back up real quick one second. Hold on
Let me stop the YouTube people. Can we stop guys YouTube guys? I'm stopping the stream and I'm turning it back on
All right, see you guys in a second
All right, see you guys in a second. No not twitching. No guys you guys on twitch the stream isn't ending you dumb bids
It's only the YouTube guys is the bottle he saves for 12 hours
Twins kick and eggs you guys will just see the screen for like two minutes. Why go pee pee?
All right, I'm gonna I'm into the YouTube stream
I'm gonna start the YouTube stream again. Here we go. All right in all right
I just ended the YouTube stream by the thing by the boom just into the YouTube stream turning it up right here
and
Turning it back on now. All right
I'm gonna go and see if he can be beat right back, right back!
you
You
The games, that's key, that's.
And we are going on with a 30 power of the stream.
We are not getting off until we beat this game right now!
Right now!
No guys, we're going on to the 13 hour you dumb bids, we complete, guys, we completed
the 12 hour, now we're going, are you guys serious?
Are you guys, guys, are you high?
There's no way you're taking toks off the fucking doika at 7 in the morning on a Thursday.
Are you fucking high?
Are you high?
We're going on!
The 13th hour.
AT&T guys, I'll be fine.
That isn't start- what is that start?
What is that start?
Wait, hold on.
What is that start?
That starts at...
Oh shit, I have a meeting at 3.
All right guys, AT&T doesn't start till 6.
All right that means all I gotta do is go to bed at 10am and I'm fine.
All right we have full sleep at AT&T tonight.
Butterbeak, Butterboop, Ta-da!
Ta-da!
We're good to go.
All right, let's do it.
Here we go.
Good job.
Good thing.
All right, let's do it.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Oh.
Hmm.
YouTube is not back up.
Oh, thank you, sir, on Twitch.
Let me ask the guys watching the YouTube stream
what they think about that statement and you.
What do you guys think about that guy?
Hmm.
Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting.
All right, let's proceed, let us proceed.
Never sipple whiskey could hurt.
Follow me, gag. Follow me, gag.
The candle died ahead.
No need to ask me twice to do it down with dog.
Well, even men can't do it alone, Bubs. This is not a kind of place.
It's whatever I want it to be, hon. I'm paying enough for it.
Ladies?
I don't think so.
I want it to be, hon. I'm paying enough for it.
Ladies?
Ladies, I'm on a super secret spy mission.
I have no time for such trivial activities.
Good afternoon.
Afternoon, Mr. Hernandez's yoga.
Going for it.
Nice work.
And just like that.
How about a discount? I'll show you how to shoot a gun.
Guns don't really align with my spiritual mind.
Yeah, my chakras are fucking aligned, bitch.
I'll have you know.
Ramon Hernandez!
Don't you move! Please!
Who the hell are you?
Relax, I'm not here to cause trouble.
That's him, James.
Keep your hands where we can see them.
Not so sure this was a good idea.
You better have a good reason to be here.
I'm with MI6.
We believe your life is in danger.
Wrong.
It's your life that's in danger.
Help me out, Winnipeg.
Whoever you're talking to...
Aquavirde.
...see all the lies.
Tell him we know about Aquavirde.
Aquavirde!
We know about your connection to Aquavirde.
Stand down.
You have 30 seconds.
The Terrorist Caliban. We think you're his next target.
I'm always somebody's next target.
A simple phone call would have surprised a mister...
I mean, James.
And it wouldn't have, because I wouldn't have been able to give you this.
Swallow it.
It allows us to track you and your vitals for 24 hours.
And after 24 hours?
You piss it out, I stop the bad guys and we all go home.
Give it here.
I
Don't know something he's gonna take this mystery liquid now if you look I can stand the line
I just talked to someone in my ear, and he doesn't even see the earpiece
For all he knows I'm talking to someone doesn't even exist a
Crazy person you've never seen who's talking to go
Ghost gives you a mystery liquid, and you drink it!
I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
Well, we see you at the festivities tonight.
Wouldn't miss it for the world. Oh, by the way, believe this yoga mat is yours.
Gracias, James.
Alright, follow me, gang. Follow me, gang.
Oh, I'm gonna turn off your fan in sky
Turn off the fan. Oh
Never mind. I'm a go to fast. Fuck everyone here. Fuck everyone in this entire place
You forgot your gear yoga life's not working. I lied about being a yoga instructor in reality
I'm an MI6 agent and I wanted to come warn your boss that his life was in danger
And then I gave him a mischief fluid that may or may not be poisoned now. I'm leaving
All Q-tracks alive
All present and accounted for hey money penny
Where are Damien and his men now on the ground at Halong Bay?
SUVs that met his group at the airport. They were about a three and a half hour drive out from you
That means you have three and a half hours to prepare perfect
Okay. Alright. One last thing. One last thing. And she, she was crack-a-lacking. And she was going out.
Who's going out? Huh? Who's going out? Who's happening? Oh, took a wrong turn.
go see the bros is that what we're going we're going what is this oh shit am I
How about you just host up? Order. Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Yes, sir?
Coldtail, please. Surprise me.
James, what are you playing at?
I'm taking a moment.
Be serious. Damian's on route. We need to be ready.
Who says I'm not?
Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be?
All right. All right.
Money plenty. I never get the chance to ask.
How are you holding up?
Christ. Okay, let's see.
Bright is gunning for M's head.
The double-O program is on the verge of being shutted for the second time.
and oh yes almost forgot you and Greenway terrorists according to San
Nicholas Webb. Other than that I'm peachy. Right since we're sharing let's do you.
How are you doing? I'm...
I'm waiting for my cocktail.
Here you go sir. We call it Volking Chomp. The perfect
What do you think of her?
She's got me!
...and creativity.
Sounds delightful.
She's gonna be a fucking champ.
James, something's wrong.
It's Lorca.
I think she's in trouble.
Her heart rate's spiking and her oxygen levels are falling through the floor.
Get to her suite.
Now!
OH MY GOD! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Is it lunchtime already?
I'd be fine.
Out of the way!
SHUT UP, GUYS! SHUT UP, GUYS!
I'VE FIXED ALL OF MY SIX MISIS!
Forty-six?
FIXED ALL OF MY SIX MISIS!
Please get out of the way!
Official emergency presence! Please! Please! Move! Please!
I'm almost there.
Hey! What the hell?
Run, smart! Run!
Hey! Watch it!
No, no, no!
Slow down, please!
Maybe there's some sort of an emergency.
Locked!
Up there! Lock her, James. Come on.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, she's... fine.
She certainly is
Just doing my part
Keeping the world safe double not seven at your service
Thinking alone was never my forte
Well, I didn't realize you were this thirsty
He was free diving.
Being a marine biologist comes in handy.
What's your number?
Chasing a Sikhs at the moment.
Sikhs?
Very impressive.
People think it's all about the lungs, but it's all in the mind.
mistake easily made so what can I get you you seem the kind of guy who knows
what he likes so let me guess you don't like it too sweet you don't like it too
complicated you like it straight up
I've been known to experiment.
Audio, James. Still on.
T-T-T-Time.
I'm back to the mission.
Back to... the mission.
Back to the mission. Back to the mission. Back to the mission. Back to the mission.
She was in the virtual couch. If you think about it, good point. Good point. Good point.
Good point. Good point.
It was a bit tight.
Mr. Rappable predicts a wicked man could amide!
I'm not in touch with that.
It was just a double-fist wicked man could amide!
Thank you, my boy.
Well?
Oh, very dapper.
Give us 12.
Tess off.
That wouldn't even work either, because you're in the glasses.
If each world you twirl, you would just twirl with him.
Oh, are those butt blood guppas?
Oh, hey.
I don't suppose Q included instructions.
How on earth did you make it through boarding school without tying one?
It's complicated.
Shall I get Q on the line?
Hmm. Please do.
Please do.
The empirically debased?
Thank you, my watch.
Hmm.
Well...
Q?
Tell me how many would you?
Relax, Bob.
It's a bow tie.
Not C4.
Alright.
Make one end ever so slightly longer than the other.
You people and your vague measurements.
Pay attention, please.
Yes, sir.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Are you so serious?
This is part of the g-
Alright, let's see.
There we are. Now, we're off to the races.
It would appear so.
There we go.
Now, fold your shoulders and create our first bow shape. After that, drape the longer end
over the centre, nice, clean and even, please.
You know, I've disarmed bombs less complicated than this.
Nicely done. Now you're getting it.
Oh, look at you, saving the world. One wardrobe malfunction at a time.
Now, the second bow. Fold that longer end to mirror the first.
You'll see a small loop forming behind the front bow.
Take the folded end, push it through the loop, steady now.
No panic, blow the whole thing.
Right, no panic. Just a...
This is where it gets interesting!
Listen, if anyone asks, I wasn't ever trained for this.
Our lips are sealed. Right, Molly planning?
Absolutely.
Silled shut.
Rooting for you here, James.
Excellent work, Bond.
Let's see if it survives Codtail hour first.
Almost there.
Gently pull the folded parts on both sides to tighten the knot.
And once you do that, tug the loose ends to even it out.
We're aiming for slight asymmetry here.
More character.
Looks less like a cheap clip-on.
Which would have been easier, by the way.
Lastly, ensure the knot is nice and firm and that's it. You're done.
And people say field ops are stressful.
Oh shit, that's what we're wearing boys!
I think he's copying our flow. He's copying our flow right now boys, he's copying our flow.
No!
All right, they're dry.
He's copied it.
We gotta go join the party.
Gotta go to the party.
He was crack-and-lacking at the party.
What's your game, Pam?
Fine dining and expensive champagne.
Serious Damien and his men are on their way. We've got this once. I'm in the restaurant. We'll get eyes on them on an Alice
We keep tabs on their movements. I'll watch over looker for the evening
That's odd
Looker
It's your body's here. Oh, I feel safer already. It's a little bit sore. Oh, he'll be fine
It's all good for our love, though.
Yes, sir.
James, I think you need to get to the Emperor of Villa now.
What?
I want it! I want it! I want it!
Drew, you're leaving?
You know, please say this out.
Wait, no, three steps! Three steps!
Her heart rate is dropping or whatever.
Listen, she's not alone. Alice mice is with her.
You don't think?
No, I don't. Something's wrong.
That means SUVs are in there.
Oh, my gosh.
Hang on.
There's the ends?
I mean, she could be right.
Right! That's why a heart rate is going up or whatever.
One second.
Looks like they've stopped.
Oh wait, no wait.
Pulling up nearby CCTV to get a better look.
Shake Ellison.
It's not Damien.
I'm tracking the rest of these.
Follow me gang, follow me gang.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Damien?
Yeah.
Guys, it's the Range Rover.
The Range Rover, the all-terrain vehicle.
Oh, wow!
Woo!
Wow!
Range Rover, oh my God!
Guys, the Range Rover, the all-terrain vehicle
with four cop holders, four zone climate control,
and eight zone speaker system.
Oh my goodness.
Look at that over there. Don't worry. It's not product placement. It's all part of the story
No need to worry. That's no no product placement right there. That's all part of the story
All of you guys
That's
Locking it
I'm walking in
Hmm
I'm gonna let this bitch rip. I'm gonna let this bitch rip. Oh my god. Oh my god, but I'll let this bitch rip
I'm walking in walking boys. I can
There's a way through the roof
I
Love it
Kimo straight ahead
Oh
God yeah
What they got him?
Oh no, what's this?
What's the American doing here?
Came around looking for a boutique.
Didn't go the way he'd hoped.
He doesn't fit the narrative the real caliber never allowed for collateral damage.
No, he's perfect.
How many times?
My father is adamant that the validity of Thay's conclusion is not questioned.
Are you dumb?
Look at me.
Are you an idiot?
Question, good question, good question.
Right-Ren said, secret spies take a chance.
Oh my god!
It's not over that night!
The boys in Alps will patch up the loose ends.
Go.
And Niko?
Bring look into the site.
I think it's time we set things in motion.
Tell me you got that.
No, I got it all right.
Will it be enough?
It'll have to be.
Now go get the girl.
Not yet.
They'll kill Alice.
You can't save them all, James.
Oh, really?
I'm not sure if I'll try.
He can't! We can just kill everybody here!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
To find Alice.
Found him. He's on the lower floor.
Watch your step, runt. It's a full house down there.
Good. I like those arms.
We're saving Alice. I don't care what this lady in my ear says.
We're killing everyone here.
Watch the end!
Congratulations.
He's shooting at us.
Oh!
Oh, here we are.
I
Give me these
They're gonna make rec signing pistol. Oh, I'm gonna take that. Oh, that's cool
Yes, I'm not gonna lie to you I'm not gonna lie to you 13 hours deep
Drinking whiskey for 13 hours
730 in the morning. I think the hardest difficulty should be harder
I'm not going to lie to you, all right?
I should not be able to do this.
I'm not going to lie to you.
First, I thought I was like being super cool.
Now I'm thinking it might be too easy.
I should not be able to do this.
Sister, give me that.
This is a wine cellar.
Move to the next floor.
You need to get downstairs.
Shortcut to the basement there.
I see it.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh no, go down the ladder.
Down, down!
Picture it on target.
In the courtyard.
Hits!
There. Alice is on the other side of that door.
Locked.
Look at it down then.
No, the boy! Yeah!
Locked.
Oh.
No!
Oh!
No!
Hey, there.
In the go one.
Who can talk into position now?
Oh shit!
Oh, guys!
There you go!
I'm the good guy!
What the hell are you doing, Smiles?
You were there?
Put the bottle down, I just saved your life.
What the hell have you done with Theresa?
I'm on your team, you dumb bitch!
Oh shit.
Ask for wasting a perfectly good bottle of wine.
Finally, James. Locals on the move. Location marked in your key.
I feel like we could have dealt with that differently.
I'll be back
I'll do the next problem
it's my thing
we find shroud voice actor character yeah yeah yeah I did it we were at the bike
Take that!
Oh, that's on you.
I'll be right back!
Oh, it happened, it happened, it happened.
Oh! Oh, it happens! It happens! It happens!
Oh! Where's my guy doing?!
What is my guy up to? What was that?!
He just came out of cover for no reason!
No worries. Plan never goes good on the first try. The plan never goes good on the first try. Everybody knows that.
Oh, shit.
Go, go, go!
You just die!
Gotcha!
Give me that.
Give me all that.
Give me this.
Oh.
Oh man, give me this!
Oh!
Give me that!
I screwed five guys and I got 80 bucks!
Oh my goodness!
These guys impact like a quarter of a magazine!
There's a lady, there's a lady!
That's the lady from before!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my god, this guy's gonna have to die.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. This guy's good. This guy's good. Oh my god. He's too sexy. He's too sexy here. Take that.
T-time!
No!
Oh shit! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
I know what people look like, but I had to lock it right there.
Oh my god, I had to lock it right there.
I had to lock it.
Oh my god.
I'm a lucky chump.
No way.
Oh my god.
I'm a lucky chump.
No way.
Oh my god.
I'm a lucky chump.
No way.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's still not dead!
Die die die die die die die!
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
So nice, man.
Good work boys! Good work!
REEE!
This isn't the city, it's like a reward.
James? James?
James, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, you helped me worried. Do you know where you are?
Damien's after party.
Listen, I'm in a bit of a bind here.
I know, I know.
Okay, I'm working on it.
Just try to buy us some time.
Guys, what if we didn't even get captured by the bad guy?
And this is like our reward for saving the lady.
Just food for thought!
Food for thought!
Food for thought! Alright! Alright, back to the game! Back to the game!
Back to the game, back to the game!
Oh my god! Oh my, here's the first thing! Here's the first thing!
I swear, James...
Do you even have an off button?
Or could you have started to make the rest of us look bad?
Yeah, my work-life balance isn't great.
Let's see if we can't find an even split.
Don't be a fool, Damian. MI6 knows what you did. They always settled their scores.
Why were you at start running? It was all well.
I'm trying to get him to get it!
Clay, second fiddle all your life!
Having to compete with perfection!
Knowing your father loves day more than you!
Perfection? Are you kidding me?
I'm the sergeant who has to get his hands dirty
every time that glorified chandelier makes a mistake!
I almost wish the truth would come out.
So quit!
I promise I'll do everything in my power to protect you!
That's sweet, James. Really.
But we both know you have none.
Come on, come on, come on!
No!
Well, we're lying down on the job again, aren't we?
You're late!
I know.
Old spells.
Now Damien's men are moving in on your position.
Get to cover.
Gladly.
You could have done that though, lad.
Nothing.
Okay?
Guess we're doing this then.
Oh.
Bond.
You're going to hold the company down there.
No, get away from this!
Right.
Okay, here's the plan.
You hold them.
I'll bag them.
In position.
Right there!
Alt.
Press F.
Oh my God!
I'll go through the quarry.
I'll meet you at the other end of it.
And keep your head down.
It was me thinking it was going to be my last quiet evening.
Watch it. Two hostiles in your way.
The hostiles in your way. Keep moving.
I've got you.
Oh my god, I'm invincible!
I'M INVICTIBLE!
Hostile down.
Wait one! There's a sniper!
Go, go, go!
I'm not getting through there.
Hang on. I have an idea.
I just think about it being dead and then they die.
Watch for explosives!
Jesus Christ, that guy's in the fucking stratosphere.
He's down.
Boris Damien's man had headed your way.
Yeah, I see them.
Mr. Rodman.
Target's down. There's one coming right for you.
You're going down.
Fostyle down to me.
Fostyle is down.
Work on it, work on it!
Move, move, move!
Fostyle, I got it!
Fostyle down.
Stay there. I'm coming to you.
Happy to.
Bon?
I'm not finished. I thought you said you were out and let you have all the fun. I don't think so
hands you see that guy go fight gosh all that
you won't be meeting it what's the plan I'll take the high ground we push
forward corner Damian and then we put him down
Right!
We're gonna go kill that pussy, and then...
We're gonna do what it's done.
Greenway, what's your position?
Right up ahead.
Can't you slow me?
It's busy here.
Oh yeah, I know you, of course.
Oh yeah, she was, yeah, she was using spy stuff.
Hey!
Oh Christ, they're everywhere.
Any ideas?
Just the one.
I'll get you.
Okay.
I'll get now.
It's my ass, man.
Save some for me.
Save some for me!
Go, go, go!
God!
Get another one down.
You're just showing up now!
Oh
Alright alright alright alright alright alright always always always always I just as I told you to go the plant never goes good on the first
I did that but goes good on the first time
Now it's really time. Well, you have a cyber position right where I need one of those. Oh my god. I'm gonna go crazy
We wish the cyber add
No, you don't. Oh, thanks, Steve. Wait.
Damn it. Oh, Christ. Everybody knows.
They're everywhere.
All right, I'll get anyone.
Dang, that is just the one.
Take this, Gus. I'll get them. Running up the next.
You think this is up to me?
More!
He's in a deep position!
He'll come first.
Come on, save some for me!
Gotcha!
Send another one down.
You're just showing off now!
Oh!
Yeah!
I thought we'd have to piss you off again.
Oh! He hit me!
Hang back!
I see him!
Are you sure you need me here?
Oh my god, there's literally 10 bullets to share between us and them.
I need to re-look at the closing in on you. Try not to get killed.
I'll be my best. I'll be my best.
That was good for me. That was up here.
I've heard better.
What on earth are you two talking about?
We're bonding.
I'll be my best.
I'm in a bit of a bind here.
What's the problem?
Take a fire from all angles.
I'm on my way.
I need you to mark my position for me.
You there.
Go, go, go!
What's going on over here?
I see you.
Oh, he's pinned down, boy, he's pinned down!
No!
These boys really want to say hello.
Got an idea.
Hunker down.
That's the plan.
Get the pin down!
Hunker down!
Get him!
I've had it!
Yeah!
No!
Don't do much anyway.
I'm coming pretty quick!
I'm getting by!
I won't let you down, boss!
Yeah, I'm okay! Where's your last stop?
I know!
Stop, boss!
Come on, eat them, what is mine!
Ready?
Come here!
I
Got a guy you hold them off while I try and get this thing move
Stop you bloodshed!
There you go!
Gotcha!
What?
Hold on.
We're moving again.
Go, go, go!
Oh
Thanks good touch good touch good touch your hip just make me I'll be fine
I'll hold them off go by Damien finish this
I will boys
James and Greenway is busy entertaining a few days. We gotta kill this punch
Come on Damien, do your worst!
I've only lost.
What's that little liquid courage for what happens next?
What is?
Oh, no.
This is so much more.
It's a synthetic compound.
It floods the endocrine system,
elevating physical and mental awareness.
It makes you faster.
That's a...
Show me.
Buddy just railed a light in front of us and is trying to make him spiritual.
Oh my god!
How you like big pussy?
Oh shit!
I I gotta get me wait wait door I'll have what he's having I gotta get me some
of that I gotta get me some of that oh yeah alright guys we have to lock it right
here we're gonna have to lock it we're gonna have to actually lock it lock it
We go, here we go, here we go.
Take break.
Take care.
You still think you can stop me, James?
You are outmatched and outsmarted!
Don't you see? We've been ahead of you ever. Step on the way.
You really do love the sound of your own voice, don't you?
I can't stop it maybe so my god oh my god
He's a vampire!
Is that really the best you've got?
Take hammer, bitch!
You'll pay for that one!
You said you won, don't you?
You really didn't.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh my goodness!
Take hammer, buddy!
Yeah!
I really wish you could have lived long enough to see what you're truly dealing with
Ah, perfect.
Alright guys, third time's a charm, third time is the charm, lock it in boys, lock it!
You still think you can stop me James?
You are outmatched!
Oh shit, I forgot.
I can't stop him, maybe something here can.
I like that! I like that!
No need to pull your punches, James.
You think you've won, don't you?
You took it out!
You're playing!
I think most rooms are deathwish.
You'll pay for that one!
Time to even the odds.
It's a shame!
You're really the best at your own.
Do you think you've won, James?
You've never even caused it.
I don't I also have a gun
I'll be pretty helpful right now
Take him a bit!
Yeah!
That one was just free
You really did underestimate what we are
You don't get to do that again.
That video, it won't make a difference James.
None of us can stand in the way of progress.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
The bolt attack! What is it? A bolt attack!
Oh!
Bolt attack!
Yeah!
Kick light! Push it!
I can't glide, push it in!
What are you doing, Ford Crag?
It's been fun. I'm gonna have to break this off.
Ah!
Yeah!
Gotcha.
Ha!
Oh, James.
James.
You're such a way with words!
You're hilarious!
Alright, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I'm not the punchline yet.
Laugh that off, bitch.
All right, we're on saved.
Did we just miss out on the end of the game?
Did the game just cross?
After 13.6 hours at the end, God save.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
Well, let me tell you what I'm gonna do.
Is it's probably gonna make me beat that guy's ass again
and I'll do it, and I'll do it.
I'll beat that pussy's ass.
I'll put his ass in the dirt.
I will put his ass in the dirt.
All right?
What's this?
Round two?
I didn't hear no damn bell.
You did that?
No, I swear to God I didn't do that.
I swear to God.
I know it looked like I did that, but I didn't do it.
That was a legitimate crash.
I wasn't even touching that.
Hopefully we can see that cutscene.
I kind of, I kind of live for the cutscenes.
While I'm playing the whole game.
Where you put me, boss?
Where you put me?
Where you put me by every soon game?
Am I going to be able to see the cool cutscene?
I want to see the cool cut see is you think I
Told you fuckers I told you fuckers look right there
look right
Look right there. You see that you see that I told you fuckers
I'm on the hardest difficulty I told ya.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I told ya, I told ya.
That's a, that's not an eye,
that is right there in the game.
All right, okay, we're gonna press resume game
and hopefully it lets me see that cool cut scene
in the end there, let's see.
These, these, these, these, these, these, these,
that's why, oh, ooh, wait, ooh, wait, oh my God.
Did it? Hey, this is the exact catch. Oh my god, it is!
No way!
Oh, damn, nice.
Ow, good, good.
Hey, easy now. I've got you.
Dang it.
It's done.
He's gone.
Okay, I'll go, old man. Let's get you patched up.
I thought you said it was just a scratch.
You are the wonders of adrenaline.
Stop.
We need to get you to a hospital.
Don't be James.
James.
What do I do?
I need you to tell me what to do.
Just...just...
just sit for a bit.
Sit and...
enjoy the view.
Ha ha.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Why did you come back from home?
Oh, my God.
I thought you hated her, Rob.
Turns out I was wrong about that.
You've got heart on it.
It's just what we need right now.
I don't know why I didn't see it before.
Because you're a miserable old bastard.
There is that.
Will you do me a favor?
Anything?
Don't let it change you.
Don't let it.
Don't die me now, boss.
Is there anyone I should come for?
Boss!
John!
Where did my boy?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
There is no doubt that Britain is in a highly precarious situation.
If this data is corroborated, it may degrade the normalcy in strength.
Attention please everyone.
Five minutes ago, Sir Nicholas Webb informed us that if we ignore his demands, the next
leak will be bigger and a lot closer to present day.
Meaning that sources, assets and even agents will be at risk.
The diplomatic hit we have already taken is irreversibly detrimental to our national
security, global interests and Great Britain standing in the world.
further jeopardizing that is not an option. It has been decided to accept
Webb's demands and grant him immunity.
What? What?
He's not giving up. Quite the contrary. We do this to protect the country we all love.
It is time to stand down.
No way, babe. No way, babe.
Bond, congratulations. Your performance in Vietnam proved beyond a doubt you'll make
an excellent double-O.
What are you doing? We can't let Webb get away with this.
What we do is my call. The world's not fair, Bond. I thought Greenway taught you that.
Don't bring Greenway into this.
Hem, we have to go. The Prime Minister's waiting.
Penny will debrief you, then go home and get some well-deserved rest.
I don't know what the right side of my jacket's doing, but...
Wha...
Disgustingly smashing guys, come down, come down! I'm sorry to hang out today.
I'm sorry to hang out today. It's Casual Friday. Casual Friday in the office!
Casual Friday in the MI6 office. I'm just gonna let them hang out. So you know
Yeah, there's real windy in here real windy a lot of wind coming through here a lot of wind a lot of wind come to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh
Why wouldn't he? No doubt about the authenticity of the first batch released.
Security around here.
Alright, it doesn't seem to be getting fixed, I'm sure of it.
It's his.
Oh no, everybody's looking. Oh my god, everyone's looking.
Guys, it was a fashion choice. It was a fashion choice I made. I took a step.
I took a leap of faith. This is hard for me. This is hard for me, Phil.
This is fucking hard for me. You were confident you took the wear this?
Look at me! Look at me!
Alright, follow me, Gag.
Oh, yeah, we're definitely gonna kill that other guy.
We're killing Mr. Watt.
Oh, G.A.
Enough!
Joe!
I wrote some code just to test some of their safety layers and I'm hanging in there now.
But I can see that you're not done ranting. Come.
You haven't even mentioned my new top.
Fine next time you have something you hear about I'm gonna shit on it. I'm gonna fucking shit on it
Fuck you
There is a complete scam
web lied to my six for more than a decade
Started out using the double O program as a scapegoat destroying double O nine in greenways lives
Cressida and the other recruits dead or maimed Monroe and now he's leaking
And we're just letting him get away with it
But how the hell has it come to this?
He's been one step ahead all along.
He has a sixth sense, I swear.
He doesn't need one.
He's monitoring his own tech, and we've led him.
Come on, get in.
Actually, we are certain that he hasn't.
Two full sweeps and a third one concluding as we speak.
Thayer isn't and never was compromised.
Come on, money petty.
We saw it at WebHQ, and Damian pretty much confirmed it.
Nevertheless, no breach has ever occurred.
Then explain to me how they could
have a whole department at web industries dedicated to sifting out
Thea's mistakes. If they didn't have a live feed of everything Thea ever
delivered, we didn't make that up, money penny.
What can I say? Unless web has some quantum entangled mirror computer, it's just not possible.
I hang on. Hyperion. That's gotta be it.
What?
It was something Damien said. In group mythology, Hyperion is Thea's brother and
That makes perfect sense. No, it doesn't
Take like that is sci-fi doesn't exist. Probably never will but what if it did?
What would you have to do to eliminate the threat if it were that's simple?
Destroyer remove the core you'd render the quantum cloud meaningless the data can't be read without the core
The core is the magic key
I'm actually making a lot of sense right here and she's kind of shutting me down
Oh my god. Oh damn it. You lost our top. You lost our top.
Well you're not actually buying any of this are you?
What if it's true though? We can make this whole thing disappear.
But it's not. Okay. And I am with them on this. We have no choice but to give in.
Even if we had solid intel, a gamble like that would be reckless, beyond any sense.
It would go against MI6's very reason to exist. It would be high treason.
You won't do anything stupid.
I'm probably gonna go do something stupid, lady.
I'm not gonna lie to you, chief.
I'm not gonna lie.
You folks whiskey for chief, ways?
Nothing like some 814 AM whiskey on a Thursday.
Yeah, right now.
I'll tell you that right now.
Sorry, moneypunny.
I'll tell you that right now.
The city is about to rockcube up.
I've jipped, I've jipped.
Hmm.
Jeez, boys, jeez, jeez.
Bond?
I just wanted to check in.
Where is everyone?
You my man!
I sent them all home.
Come, join me.
Listen, Q. Listen, Q.
Go on to them and tangle them in.
Boobity-boppity, all right?
I don't know what's going on out there.
Crazy world.
Crazy, crazy world, Q.
Just you and me, boss.
I see we leave this place.
Fuck these people.
Let's go make our own MI6, I'm sure.
What?
Blame yourself.
I knew him for 25 years.
He played the good deal, played myself, and I miss him.
Operation Nightfall changed him.
He slipped into darkness.
Never could find his way out until you came along.
Oh, okay.
The first light of more than a decade.
And he came back, more alive than ever.
And thanks to you, he went out with a bang and not with a whimper.
And if that's not a reason to celebrate, then I don't know what is.
to Greenway you are cheese with the cheers boys
cheers to meet the Greenway
Salute
Not talking dumbass I'm interested in the seed
I'm sorry
Ah.
Sorry.
Sorry, Bob.
Don't forget to turn out the lights when you leave.
Ah, I won't talk no more. Do this here.
Sorry.
To get the Hyperion, I'll need an edge.
New watch.
Pistol.
Yeah, make sure to only grab 8 bullets. Make sure to only grab 8 bullets for the pistol.
Okay.
Most of them are.
I'll get a new pistol. Wait, get a new watch, get a new gadget, get a new pistol. Alright,
Okay, I can do that.
Let's see where the watch is at,
where the pistols, where the gadgets.
Is something, is something, what's going on here, huh?
Equipment requests have been sent off to procurement.
You watch this field certified currently in threat testing
awaiting final sign off,
Ladies and gentlemen, the service official has arrived, logged, and secured in the armory.
Okay, so armory...
stress testing and procurement.
Okay.
It was the first of a new batch.
And it was in the stress test labor.
I'm not sure.
Credentials incorrect.
Access denied.
Playing favoritously.
Lack of your problem.
Q has total access.
All I need is a fingerprint.
What was the last thing he touched?
The glass!
The glass, silly!
Yeah, it makes you grip that thing as hard as you can.
Grip it on all sides, full face.
What else could be good for a clean print?
What else?
What else, guys? What else? Oh, hold on.
I
Know no, no, no, no
What else kind of a seed read tie it?
The whole not the whole it the bottle no no I feel would have said the bottle
Cues it out of here all day long. Must be a print on here. I can use
Oh
Okay, what about on the fucking scanner?
Alright, okay. Alright, uh, guys, oh, elevator, oh yeah, good thinking, good thinking.
Good thinking boys, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking boys, good thinking.
Freshest prints in the place.
Shane, it's only a partial.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, hold on.
What's going on over here?
Oh, that's nothing.
Um...
Okay.
All right.
Oh, hey!
What's going on over here?
At last.
Oh, of course.
Now let's see if I can...
Of course! The cube! I mean, that should be the first place we looked. Obviously.
How can we guys, did we really forget about the cube?
Did we really forget about the cube? That should be the first place we looked for the
fingerprint was the cube. I mean, guys, are we idiots? Are we stupid? The cube is the
Is the first place we should have looked.
The very first place we should have looked.
Q used to love that cube.
Oh my God.
He would tell me about, oh my God.
Him and that cube go way back.
I mean, oh my God.
Q and that cube were close to two catfishes, kid.
Close to two piece of butt.
Q and that cube.
Wow, what can't I say about Q and that Q? Yeah, I mean they even had a relationship
name. Q. What was the Q? Whatever it is. Wow, wow. Guys, let's all take a moment here to
remember Q and the Q. And Mr. Durram, I'm about to drink this white good man, good a man!
Thank you, Mr. Durable. Good man. Good, um, man.
Oh. Thank you, brother. Peace, my boy.
I should know what I'm doing right now. Um, do I hit it now or do I have to, like, put it through, like, a process thing?
Identity verified. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Don't worry. I got through my six internal fingerprint biometric system with a piece of
painter's tape. Don't worry. I'll be in and out. Like you do.
I
Like
Yeah, dude. Thanks, Q. Like you do. I was to take better care of this like you do
Now how do I get out of here?
Explosion chamber locked down engaged we're taking this lock down quite seriously on you. What's even six gonna be a protocol for this
Some equipment starts working entirely to create the fire escape.
We're working right now to figure out what the room considers an emergency.
I don't want to start a fire, I just want to...
...expose and test to see if we can get out.
Stopping a fire or setting off an explosion.
Okay, yeah, I can do that. I can do that.
Oh, we need a code! We're gonna need a code, boys!
Alright.
Nine.
Here's the number nine.
Alright. Alright.
remove that lock. Oh better work. Oh yeah, go ahead to that bad boy. All right, fuel
control is located above use the ladder. All right, all right, okay, all right. Where's
that ladder at? Oh, there we go. There we go. Up we go. Up we go. Maximum fire.
down disengaged shut the lock gone
nothing to maximum fire really rev up those friars
they're doing hold up where is it hold on now i'm missing something i'm missing
a crucial piece i can tell
I
Missing something I'm definitely missing something
It's always a four digit number the coach and all of you related to the test subject itself
Update immediately when a new test subject comes in to cabinet. Okay. All right. What's inside?
Okay, what is the test subject? Oh?
4397 all right the test subject is a car. Let me guess actually let me guess it's hold up. Is it a Land Rover?
Oh, no way! What are you guys?
See, 4397.
4397.
Ooh! There we go.
Give me that. Give me all that stuff.
Oh, my goodness. I remember these days.
Being cute. You can see the cube in the background.
All right. Now what do I do?
Now what do I do? Hold on. Let me see here.
Let me see here let me let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think
let me think here let's see let's see if we are trying to cause a fire or an
explosion. Access granted. Oh all right. What's the beauty like you doing in a
place like this? You just ran this thing until it explodes? Oh I'm in the passage
you guys I forgot we're in Britain or whatever they said they have the we all
the wrong side okay let's not stick her out come on fast last proof you feel
ready to seven six five four three two one
stress testing I'll be gone we're good we're good we're good we're good
It closes when the countdown is triggered.
Down. Just a cupboard.
Oh!
Full of explosion.
Oh, no, no, no!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go boys, there we go, now we gotta go in.
Two. One.
Yeah, yeah!
You're blammo!
Even Montgomery will struggle with this mess. Sorry Q.
I think this is the gadget spot.
More shiny new toys have you left for me Bridget.
Let me see, let me see. I will have the watch.
Put the watch down there.
And then there's literally no new things. We're gonna put the poison right here.
And then we're gonna put
The laser right there and the smoker there. There we go. All right, we're good to go
All right, now we see you do one more thing. What was it?
Oh my god, I mean, where was the ghost? Where was the pistol at? Was it the armory or something?
He's an armory
Hmm.
It wasn't the other guys.
We're with it again.
Are we blowing up all of Q stuff
because he cheated on us with the Q?
This is what he gets.
Hmm.
Aubrey.
OK, Aubrey got it.
All right.
You got to find Aubrey.
Follow me, gay.
Follow.
Yes.
Hmm.
Aubrey's got to be around here.
So hello.
Hello, Lucie.
No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's it. No, that's Gadget-Tessin. No, that can't be it.
No, no, that's it. No, that's... Oh, no, that's...
No. No, no, no. No, no, no, not at all.
Oh, no, not at all.
None of these.
Who the hell is Armory, I guess?
Though you are blind.
That was it?
Ordnance testing,
Press testing,
Gadget testing,
Vehicle testing,
Gym,
Wearables, shooting raids, wearables.
Because I've not seen an army around here!
Hmm.
It was just next to the other route.
What?
We know that!
How'd you know that?
Are you sure?
Next to the shooting range. The shooting range? Where's the shooting range at? Hold on, I know I saw shooting range. Somewhere around these parts. Hold on now. Hold on now. Bring that thing out.
suit reigns and there's a suit reigns nice wearables
oh there it is
ah fuck my ass fuck my ass 3,000 times okay so what code would what is used for
ring for guns
What is the leaderboards glitzing I beat your score last week no need to change the code just
Fix the glitz. Well, what does that mean?
Seriously waters
Be a high score
You know what we're saying me. Oh
One three two four
One, three, two, four.
Bam!
Too easy.
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
Let's skip over all of these and grab the pistol with eight bullets.
Oh, yeah!
I'm looking everywhere for you.
Oh, yeah!
Let's skip over all of the guns and grab the pistol with eight bullets.
literally ain't literally fucking ain't what I say if you see that the part right
you see that literally ain't bullets time to go literally ain't bullets
make sense to me seven too many 21 only need one I'll say that right now I'll
I'll tell you that, right now.
Follow me, gang, follow me, guys.
Eight bullets in a dream, eight bullets in a dream.
No more no lads.
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, my goodness.
Boys, we gotta go kill this Wabs Pushing for Mr...
Hello, James.
I wonder if you could have life with the same kind of car you raised.
We gotta go kill this Wabs Pushing for Mr. Greenway.
What do you want?
Run here! Run out!
As time is you.
Wabs finished.
Final mission!
He's graced it on the road.
For all of them I said!
Please, don't kid a kidder.
If you sell the parents, you'll do it.
Sample, you know where he is.
I have the means to get a share.
Don't be nuts, Sample.
I don't.
On the case.
Nice fly, James.
Don't be nuts, Sample.
You'll be both know you're about to burn all bridges.
On the case.
Besides, I already know he's somewhere in the Antarctic
Circle, so unless you plan to join a whaling crew,
I'm your best job.
I'll pay you the vacation.
We leave in 24 hours.
Bring your trunks.
Well, when one door closes.
I was really hoping that door would open when he said that,
I'll be back in a minute.
The A-texi, this door.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, guys.
Hmm.
Hmm, except that door, yeah, except that door.
See you, Bond.
Take it easy.
You leaving James?
Right, sir.
Well, hell of a thing you did.
See you around.
Where were you?
What? Where were you?
What? Where were we?
What do we do?
Oh my God, holy shit.
We're living lavishly, gentlemen.
We are living lavishly!
What's this?
Vodka martini.
Shaken.
What's that?
What's the difference?
I want what I want, James.
Shaken.
That's bad.
When you offered me a ride, I was expecting something a little more air-bomb.
What can I say?
I prefer comfort to speed.
I certainly wouldn't mind your expense account.
Sure it could be arranged?
She trying to poach us?
Well, I'm MI6.
My blood runs deep in my steaks!
Who are you really?
No tricks this time.
You know who I am.
I'm a thief.
That's a job description.
Ah, but we are what we do, James.
Not to mention what we wear.
Oh shit. I don't buy all this.
Oh?
This is more than a job to you. You pretend to serve no cause, but you wouldn't risk so much for a simple paycheck, not unless you were skinning the game.
Leave it. It's not what you think.
Try me.
How did your parents die, James?
What the... what the hell kind of pick-up line is that?
Doing something they love.
Not mine.
Your dad doing something he knew was right.
And I'm going to finish it.
What?
You're going to kill him.
What happened to your parents?
They worked on the sea a project.
But couldn't live with the sea. They didn't know who to trust.
Webb was already too big to fail.
So they turned to the Americans.
Except their plane never made it across the Atlantic.
Technical malfunction. According to the FAA. I, of course, knew better.
I'm very sorry.
I don't need your pity. Just stay out of my way and us out of yours.
I'll upset you.
You know, I understand this whole No Strings routine.
I was on my own for a long time.
The thing is, No Strings don't hold you back, they keep you up.
Your career with MI6 might be over, but you have a bright future riding fortune cookies.
I had enough.
You must be quite the marksman.
What do you plan to do about it?
It's really really really like...
Oh
Hey, come on, let's go I'll get it for 20 minutes
After all, one hour
I don't know what you want to do for the remaining 58 minutes.
Remaining 58 minutes, fine.
Is this normal?
Why don't we mingle a lot with Billy and As?
A clan of mine runs a cryptovolt out of an old nuclear bunker in the Hindu Kush.
I figure normal is a spectrum.
Would you mind?
I
Guys we're on a super secret top-secrets by mission come on
Let's get serious for a second. All right
All right, so all penis and butts
Okay, it's exactly
We've been serious. I'm D facility
Weasel weasel developed right here. God that includes the friendly fighting for the fate of my sex
You'll walk it
You'll lock it in right here right now
People want to come here you better believe it. It's the ultimate golden ticket still what's wrong with a tropical island?
Maybe the lease was cheap
Update camouflage self-heating smart fabric
Compliments to your tailor, and you sure wear it. Wow eyes on the bad guys
Lock him.
Cable car station's up ahead.
Steep climb.
Who's that?
Spectre.
If I can reach that calm's relay, I can jam the signal.
Should give us an edge.
You brought toys.
Nifty.
Secret spies!
How low life!
Give me a boost.
Why am I getting deja vu?
I said I was sorry.
Did you?
I'm sure I did.
Meet you at the gatehouse.
She brings a submarine, a thermal smartware, a jamming device.
But there she brings a rope.
And luckily it was lucky.
Oh, no, this is where those penalty pull-ups pay off.
Fuckin'-
Oh, damn it!
Now what?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who do that cave. Secret Donald. Secret Donald.
Through the mountains.
Secret tunnel.
I have no fucking idea where I'm going.
There we go.
Alright, wait. Is this where we just came in at?
Hold up. Wait a second.
Is this where I just came in at? Or am I cooking?
Am I cooking?
Yeah, I'm not even cooking. Hold up. Wait a second. I'm cooking.
Oh, I'm cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up, cooking up!
So I figured it out, by the way. Your client is a CIA.
That's how?
They advances made at my six top dog in the spy community. I bet the CIA would love to get back in the lead.
The web is the key that they know he's too patriotic to the fact so they hide you to dig up some dirt and when I
I've got many chance
Web leaks are secrets the CIA take a hit as well
This is all just damage control quite the theory. I really know
We're gonna go to this rock pussy right here. That's what we're gonna do
Well, man
We're gonna go over here
Yeah, let's talk immediately.
So how did I do?
Good thinking.
Yeah, I know.
Not even close.
I'll be right back.
You thought I was on for something, huh?
Must have been the wind.
Must have been the wind that knocked off half the mountain and then started talking.
Cable cars leaving.
Near arrivals.
Must be senior staff from London HQ.
Hopefully we'll be able to blend right in.
It's a big operation.
Web's rounding up his lieutenants before my six can put the thumb screws on them.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
What was that? What was that?
You don't say.
We're over there!
We made it!
Please!
We see a way in.
Well, it comes our down.
We contain it quickly and they won't be able to reach the other.
We take the one on the right.
I'll take the one on the left.
Which one do I do? Oh, shit. Listen. Which one do I take?
I
Mean I'll make it this one
Guys that's your way
Over at the chat and everything
We're trying to take me
By this boys
Oh
He lay me he keys
He lay me
I'm a deep
We already dropped the pistol that we got at my six.
I've never used it.
Stay frosty boys, stay frosty.
Stay frosty, stay frosty.
Oh yeah, you're doing it.
So far so good. Next stop, cable car.
It's not a ski resort. One needs staff IDs to board.
Found a couple of newcomers and relieved them of their ID bracelets.
Oh, and you spycroft involved so much petty theft.
And what will you be doing?
I told you a lot of family of faces inside. I can't risk someone blowing my cover
Call you if you need the system
That's right
Don't handle it. Don't you worry boss?
Mother case move it. There's things he said to do
I need cards to cards of eggs a gallon of malch let's see no French I need cards
Two gallons of milk, a loaf of bread, and a cart of eggs.
An ID card, a gallon of milk, two cart of eggs, two loads of bread.
I'm on the case!
Yeah, everyone's accounted for.
Except this one engineer who threw a fit and refused to get on the cable car.
Some type of anxiety attack.
Don't worry, he's not about to do a runner.
I'm monitoring his tracking chip on my phone.
That's British, but not imperial.
Sir, I'm gonna steal your employees' ID card and then kill the president of this company.
Alright?
Okay, cool.
I know it's on the floor, isn't it?
Aren't guards all around the perimeter?
Hey, where did it go? Was I doing it again?
Wait, hold up.
Wait, wait, I gotta talk to this guy?
Hmm.
Couldn't help it over here.
Someone's left with a panic attack.
I'm afraid I cannot disclose employees' private details without their consent.
Please have a seat, sir, and wait for your number.
Aww, he's playing hard to get.
and how to get I'm gonna hack your phone yeah
hold on hold on get house HR I gotta stay close to the phone I have to stay
close to hack your phone sure well sure let me real know she's out of her
meeting sir sir sir sir yeah it's Nigel I have a
Oh, my bad. It's just an answer.
No, the hatch was full, and society goes bad.
Oh, what is this?
Look at that.
Good job, Bob.
I wouldn't do anything about that, by the way.
I wouldn't know anything about that, by the way.
I don't know who would do that, that stuff.
Oh, would you, oh, would you go jack his phone?
Oh my god.
Who's going to jack his phone?
Sleep tight!
I SAID YOU IN YOUR EYES!
Oh! My eyes! I can't believe it!
See, son of Sir David, I got you.
I can't believe I'm really here.
Fuck you!
Freeze!
Good work, guys! Good work!
Got the phone. Mission complete.
Mission complete?
Oh, don't try me.
They can at least go by alphabetical order.
We both need to settle down.
I'm trying to find the perfect eavesdropping spot
for this conversation.
What do you guys think about that bitch over there?
Huh?
I'll try it out.
Say, what's going on with your mate?
He looked pale as a sheet on the ride in.
Afraid of flying?
No.
Some sort of stress, you know, juice, anxiety, is actually.
I must say I'm not worried about it.
He wasn't built for this sort of pressure.
I'm going to have a well with management.
You're good friends, Karen.
All right.
OK.
We are in.
We got the phone.
We got the deets.
Woo.
What can't we do?
I'll tell you that.
We are locked in.
We are downed in.
Oh, what's going on with this yellow door?
You could say.
It's going out of here, huh?
Oh, you're taking a poopy, eh?
Yeah? Who's this?
Fellow traveler. Can we talk?
Hmm.
Listen, David, your pal Kieran is working on a plan to get you on the next chopper out,
but he needs your ID to authorize the transfer order.
He sent me to fetch it.
Kieran did that.
But how do I know I can trust you?
Ah, come on in.
Can we open the door? Just slide it under.
it under okay here goes nice one hang in there I'll be in touch bless you oh my
god we just poop tricked him let's go all right all right okay all right it's
me we're doing pretty good
came in ID basin for is that okay all right it's over mmm I will go okay we'll
Eavesdrop on this bitch right here and fight one for her as well
Wait, where did she see she was going? Yeah, I've already forgotten. Wait, where was the lady going?
Where did she say lounge or lounge, God?
I
This looks like we're allowed to be right here
100% no no no
Look she's even got her ID braced oh my god, she does over see that
That's it.
Nora.
I'm gonna hold on.
No, no, no.
That's late so far.
Yeah, she's asleep.
She's dead to the world.
Nora's in Vincent.
Yeah, she's asleep.
She's asleep.
Sleeping on the job.
She's asleep.
All right, so here, buddy, this is what we do, okay?
All right?
All right, why don't you be close attention?
Why don't you be close attention here, okay?
Watch this.
Ready?
All right, ready?
Ready?
Move, laser in your eyes.
Ah, bloody hell.
My eyes.
Oh
Fuck
David that was a double laser situation. We need to do ladies guys. We
Probably nothing just to be wise
Guys that was a double laser situation
Yes
That was a certified double laser situation. We had to build them enough charge
To ladies
To ladies, okay
All right guys everyone give me your iPhones I need to suck all the battery out of them
All right everybody give me your iPhones
It's pick up my ID bracelet. Yes, sir you and everyone else here. Can't let you jump the line
There's literally don't like
Are we need more phones?
Who got a so globe? Oh, we got that. All right. All right. Okay. Let's tap to join. Yeah. All right. All right
You know a lot more charge. Wow. We are so fucked. Oh my god
Wow, we are fucked. I need a lot more charge. I need a lot more charge
Love all my goodness. I'm so pissed. I waste that laser eye. Oh
We are so fucked. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Then we can do one laser eye
One poison dot but a boom but a bing. Oh, we will be just throw a smoke grenade on the way
Holy shit, wait guys, what if we just throw a smoke grenade on the lady boom
Take that shit
Mm-hmm. We went back. We got that out
We get
Good technique
This is another way. Oh, hold up. Wait a second. Oh my god. Oh, there's a watch it nearby for everything
There's no privacy this whole damn place
Oh yeah, what's going on with the laptop guys?
What's going on with the laptop?
What is going on with the laptop?
Laser eyes!
My things are in the back.
Let's get out of here!
Good work boys, good work!
But just consider where you are for a moment, where bar and D house could be worse.
Objective complete.
Mission accomplished.
Oh, Isola! I got the fix of you!
I'm David's cumberset, senior robotics engineer, and you are Nora St. Vincent.
Let's try that, masseuse.
You're kidding me.
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Tushy.
I'll see you.
Ganny.
David Somerset.
Robotics department.
Security level one.
Please proceed.
Scanning.
Nora St. Vincent.
None of the mechanics department.
Security level one.
Please proceed.
Alright, we're on the move.
We're on the move. Alright, guys.
We're about to save the fucking world.
We're about to save the whole damn world.
Right here, right now. Let me tell you that.
Let me tell you something.
You want to save the whole world?
Get ready, please.
Get ready.
Double that seven.
I need you to promise you won't make any moves before I do what I can't need to do.
For England? Games?
No games.
Only had to blind 17 people.
Don't worry.
Mr. Beast'll fix it up.
Wrong good, guys.
I love that.
Hmm...
Well...
They've been going with the A-bowl.
Let's be extreme and have the A-bowl and speak well.
We lost those.
They gave theirself.
Well...
Hmm.
Get on the cable car.
Then we just did that.
Now what?
We need to get our bearings.
Hmm.
That service robot looks friendly enough.
What in Rome scanning ID greetings David Somerset senior test engineer robotics department
Where is your tracking chip? I do not detect a signal tracking chip company policy
You should have received the implants. Oh, no, I must have missed it spent most of the trip in the bathroom
Now this flyer very well. I have notified legal someone will be in touch
Now how may I assist you?
Would you have to know where Hyperion is?
Shit.
Shit. If you could tell us where Hyperion is, that'd be pretty cool.
Hey, that'd be pretty cool.
Where can I find Hyperion?
In the Anals and Greek mythology.
Smartass.
Where may I find St. Nicholas' web?
St. Nicholas is located in the Operations Department Command Center.
Great. Do I have access to operations?
You do not.
Your access is limited to the robotics department.
Just my luck.
Strange.
Your face does not match the picture in our database.
You are not David's Somerset.
Stay put while I notify you.
Right. I'm going to operations. You should too.
You think I'm here and we'll be at the command center?
That was the command center location.
Oh my goodness, that was the command center location.
That was the command center location.
Your robotics? I mean, none of them got made.
I say we split up double our chances.
What's for me?
What if you have a break for it?
If?
When?
Oh, you take this.
Pistol attachment.
Fires a wireless electric shock projectile that will cripple an elephant and fry just about any electronic system.
Might come in handy.
Where you going?
We got those two.
Mm-hmm.
I don't have any.
You gave me zero.
Error.
Please await assistance.
wait hold on we all we've got one we've got one we've got one we got one we got
one we got one we got one ESP we got one ESP
do I press Q to switch to it oh no you press Q to shoot it all right test
equipment well never mind we're back to zero we're back to zero boys we are back
to zero that's okay that's okay that's okay that'll happen
Oh
Ah
Ah, oh
Oh
Yeah fixed
All right, let's ride this elevator just after I short second in its entire operating system
All right, lock it in boys lock it in
Time to shave the world.
I think you would like this place.
Take this on a set.
Seems I'm in the right place.
Ah, good show.
I hope you're feeling better.
I'm Ferguson, the head of department.
Hop on that big platform over there and show you the ropes.
You came in on the chopper this morning. That's right. Straight from London. How's the weather?
If you need to ask, you've been away too long. Ain't that the truth?
May I introduce the autonomous demolition unit or RECI, among friends?
It's designed for urban disaster areas, able to clear a path through RECI to NIMMones,
and our medical aid to arrive safer and faster. Here, grab the controls and take it for a...
Okay! Sure. All right!
Let's get started. Issue a move, command. Any direction you want.
What? Where? What do you mean?
Whoa!
Here comes the thunder. Make Recky demolish those crates.
Okay!
Whoo!
Oh!
Whoo!
Smashing. Just don't get in his way.
In-cragulation. In-cragulation.
As long as you have a heartbeat, perfectly safe.
All right. I think you've got the hang of it. Stay put while I reconfigure the pen.
Don't you take a minute. I'm curious. What exactly are the accusations against St. Nicholas?
We're getting mixed messages down here.
Oh, you know, high trees and fraud, conspiracy to commit murder. Slap on the wrist, stuff, really.
Must be false. Something a troll far could, um, accept they can do with deep flanks these days.
Anyway, here we are. Our most promising creation.
Oh
I imagine law enforcement agencies will be lining up not an option I'm afraid public policy
And the public just isn't ready for it. The functionality is totally there though. Okay. You can leave the weapon back in the rack
Oh, yeah, of course. It was starting to grow on me. Well, that's all the time. I have a train will pick us up later
Have a look around I suggest you try the piano
Advanced military. You'll knock your socks off.
I will do. Thanks for your time.
Thanks, Vise!
James, what's your status?
Happily single, thank you very much.
I made it past nanomechanics.
The utility area behind the research base connects every floor.
Utility area. Got it.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
You gotta find Mr. Webb!
Rocky's somewhere.
Looking.
The shadows.
Ah, what do you mean?
I can control the wrecking ball over there, the space alien wrecking ball, but I can't
enter the mop closet.
Right?
Learn more about research.
I have to do four more research at once!
With the keys right behind you, what do you mean?
You passed the key.
Where?
No, I didn't.
Where'd you come on?
No, I didn't we demand where we were guys he on the desk
Now you
Now you liar plant fire
Could you step off the platform? Oh sorry man my turn. Oh, yes, the platform is temperature controlled for extreme conditions testing
Um
Okay, all right, let me see I have genuinely no fucking idea. What else we do right now?
All right, let me think get into utility all right
Okay, but we got feet out of way into the utility
Let's try the other door.
Ah, darn it, I could have swear that would have worked.
Let me think.
Oh, you'll use them.
Boom.
All right, that's...
I don't know what that did, but...
did but I did something okay right oh hold on wait hold on we got the piano we
got the piano hold on hold on that maybe we play a perfect tune on the piano the
a utility card that will open big about the night.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Motion detected.
Activating dynamic impulse response sensors.
Hear that, boys?
The micro assistant is engaged.
Proceed with the test.
I need it, it follows.
Good to know.
This takes me back.
I
Incredible
Oh my goodness. Wow. What is we beat?
Kill me. Kill me right now. Guys, how do I get into the utility closet without going
to three more of these stupid tests? You have to. All right. All right. Let's do it. Let's
do it. All right. Here we go. Here we go. All right. Let's do it. Here we go. Okay. This
This isn't one that you could use.
All right, that's fine, that's fine.
Okay, so we've ruled out that.
Let's see what this is.
Let's see what's going on here.
Okay, there's no ramp, can't go up there.
All right, okay, let's talk to this lady.
David Somerset, fresh off the boat.
What's this about?
I'm a kinetics instructor.
I teach the androids to understand
and replicate human body language,
like postures and gestures, facial micro expressions,
oculotics and haptics.
These three half-hates, he's...
These are key to reduce the uncanny valley effect
evoked genuine empathy towards our robotic companions like it better already
and glass wall looks delicate oh yes well we just me could you move away oh
dude oh that was that was what was what was what I mean two more two more two more
two more summer set right newbie advice don't fret about making a mess the
automated system dispatches a cleaning robot from the utility area no need to
get down on your knees and screw it.
There it is! There it is! You just focus on your research.
That's the plan. Good tip. Thanks man.
We have to poop on the floor.
Science is messy.
Think about it, demon.
Hmm.
Now we have to make a mess.
Alright. Let me think here.
How do we make a mess?
the vet they brought in for testing oh how do I make a mess oh something over
there something's going on over there
this could be something this could oh this could be something this could be
something
Shooting range activated. Weapon to kill. All clear. Receive its task.
Yeah! Take that, robot!
Hit that!
Alright. I've had enough.
Still more convinced.
Gotta try one more time.
Yeah, that didn't even count.
There's science.
Mm-hmm. Had enough?
Make them back later to conduct a control experiment.
That didn't even count. That didn't even count is one of my experiences.
Guys, I'm so fucking lost right now, I'm not even- I'm not even joking.
Hey.
What are you testing?
We're calibrating the android's strength and fine motor skills to handle unstable chemicals and fragile samples.
This unit can do toxic waste disposal in system-
YELLOW WE'RE IN A DISTAPIELLO!
THERE'S NOTHING!
...in conduct scientific studies in outer space.
The sky is not the limit.
Impressive.
Especially when it works.
Those chemicals are the best to clean up.
Okay.
All right, that it count either oh, we go with you count you know what what what what what what?
Which we either got to get one more test in or we got to make a spill
Wait, wait, why don't you want to do?
would distract this lady by poisoning her and then would take this temperature thing really hard.
Oh, just me, what was it, getting caught off?
What was that?
Did that do anything?
They went?
Close this clear.
Motion detected.
Activating dynamic impulse response sensors.
glass wall. What the hell are you talking about? Wait, what did I do? Wait, guys, guys, I am
so confused right now. It just said the glass wall. Do we break a glass wall? How does this
not count as a test? Oh, yeah, not maybe. Oh, makes up with the robot. Oh my God, good
thinking oh my god your genius your genius um could you step off the platform
please you'll ruin my test all right you're getting poisoned again oh no
laser eyes laser your eyes oh something got in my eyes
okay all right activating dynamic and go towards the glass over there over there
you move away no around in your experiments do it damn it lady
yo fucking close I was
damn it
hmm
okay all right okay all right let me see if I can find one more test that I
I haven't done yet.
Let's talk to this guy.
Careful, young man.
Unintentional.
My apologies.
Just coming for it.
Mm, that's a no no.
We've already done that.
We've already done this.
I'm in hell.
I'm in hell right now.
Uh, mm.
Or use the robot to break the glass.
Oh, good thinking.
Good thinking.
Oh, hold on.
Let me go walk on out there.
We go walk on out of the, oh, oh, here we go.
I'm in the middle of a trial.
There is a guard at the door.
All right, with infinite powers,
you'll leave us a force field on it.
He's still having issues with the child's game.
Thank you, Star Force Systems, thank you.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you.
You have to distract it.
Guys, I literally poisoned this lady five seconds ago.
And she's still back to work.
All right, what about poison dot? What about poison thing?
Hmm.
Hold on, what's that? Why is it gonna be a blue thing?
Ooh, wait, hold on, we could be good, we could be good, we could be good.
Hey, just doing the rounds.
You testing?
This android's outer shell is constructed from our new smart composite nanofiber material.
Ultralight and shock absorbing down near indestructible
We believe it will revolutionize space travel
But testing on human subjects would be far too dangerous
obviously
Go on have a crack don't mind if I do
Oh, this is the last test. I guess we need regularize time
Oh, we don't have to do it. Oh, we don't even do it. We don't have to do it. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out
Wait wait now that we've done that it'll let us in the utility I think I think now that we've done the five
researchers we should be able to get to the utility door.
Kill me, kill me right now, oh my god kill me, kill me, guys, guys, shoot the barrel, what do you mean shoot the barrel, I can't
I got it here doesn't let me I get
Make the cost with the robot. Oh
Saka I don't have any sock thingies look if nothing
Kill me kill me please kill me please someone someone here please kill me
suit the barrel guys for the last time we can't blow up pistol it won't let us
It's not active war zone.
Wait, hold on, wait, what if we pull out a gun from over here without clicking the shield
thing?
Hold on, wait a second.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no, you can't, it's locked.
Let me automate it.
Let me pull out the gun and shoot the barrel.
Okay, alright.
Alright, well.
Okay, alright.
He tried that.
That didn't fucking work.
Oh, we have enough for a poison dart.
We have enough for a poison dart.
We have enough for one more poison dart.
Use your pistol bullet.
Oh my god, good thinking.
Good thinking! Let's use the pistol that we can't use!
Alright, I'm gonna poison the lady.
Oof, you're poisoned.
And then I'm gonna take the robot. Go over there. Go.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you so much!
Thank you! Thank you- Wait, is that another utility door? Right there?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I thought I was trying to make it through the robot. I'll go fetch a broom.
I think so. He just took control of my unit and smashed the glass wall and was trying to make it do the robot.
BOO!
I'm a sliver. He crats me off.
You're not upset?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
This is first time.
I'm gonna be a huge problem in this work environment.
I want every now!
Classic sub-reset activities.
Oh
Please gotta let me in please little robot man. Give me in there. You give me in there. Oh
My god, oh my god
Yeah, oh shit, we can go put
Hmm panel on the wall
that's nothing oh shit screw guys there was a panel on the wall I hope you guys
saw that
Oh
Oh, all right, okay. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go
I would make it progress good. We're going good work. We're making progress boys
Oh, well, hot skip and a jump.
There we go.
Looking good, looking good so far.
Looking good, looking good.
Oh, hold on.
There we go.
Who's that?
Oh, dude, that's...
Hmmm...
Now where?
Here we go.
Uh...
Wait.
Now where?
Where am I going?
Oh!
Got it!
There we go!
Oh!
Oh
All right, we're good good boy, we're good good
We're doing pretty good there's a few to die for
It's not going to be so painful.
Keep shuckin' me inside of me!
Whoa.
Am I curious?
There's gotta be another way back in.
We have to keep the Mr. Webb and kill him.
There's no time!
I could be fooled in with these fans!
I'll take the next one.
Where's that one lady at?
Who are our partners in crime though?
How's progress?
Great.
Progress is easy.
Glad to hear it.
Don't go beyond it.
I genuinely have no idea what I'm doing here anymore.
Raven, get in the building.
I thought they needed balcony at mime's 30 degrees.
I salute you.
We can get into the balcony and then we'll kill Mr. Wabs.
There we go, he will come right through there!
I'll set fire to his smoke and call the red one.
Set fire to what he's living right now.
He's, um, having a lie down, but clearly you're wearing all the supplies so be back here.
Thanks for the heads up.
I'll wait for you on the landing.
What is this place for a second, is it a city?
Hey guys, how you doing?
It doesn't cut corners.
It's passing by, it's passing by, don't mind me gang.
It's passing by, don't mind me guys, don't mind me guys, just hanging around.
He's hanging around
There's some stuff. Oh hold on. There you go. Oh
My god, how many fucking mob closets am I gonna have to get through this game?
Oh my god, oh do we right out do you
What happened to you, man?
I can't remember.
Oh my god.
That's a good one.
Oh.
Yeah!
How's that for clearance, pussy?
Why can't he avoid locking it in?
What can I do with steps?
Don't let him escape!
Oh
Or take these thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, Bobby gang
To go out oh my good boys. All right. I was none of mechanics not much to look at shall we?
We're good. We're good to go.
I think we're getting close, boys. I think we're getting close.
You still available? Lindsey? Hi.
What on earth are you doing here? I heard you were let go.
Ah. Long story.
Long story?
I'm afraid we have a little time for chit-chat.
So Nicholas expects a debriefing right away.
And you are?
Kittridge, Special Intelligence Task Force.
Never heard of it. Look at you. Let's keep it that way. Shall we right? Of course this conversation never happened
Oh, or a wow
You make a great comment. Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's nice to have some fall back on so how come wow with this place?
Well, it was within the Antarctic circle same as everyone else
But the exact coordinates were classified even Damien was never invited down here
We've found a way to harness his son's worst impulses.
Oh, if life gives you lemons.
Pretty much.
It's a web.
And that is Roger Finch, the Chief Visual Officer.
There he is!
I know.
Wait, don't mind.
We met in a leg.
That is another old guy.
I've created security.
No one enters the command center.
You would be.
Well, you have the man.
We need to boost our security level.
How do we manage that?
I'm sure there's an upgrade.
We'll have to go to the police.
I'm sure there's an upgrade station around here somewhere, but you must do the heavy lifting of it
This place will be crawling with management types like Lindsey back there. I can't waste being seen. All right, we'll hang back
I'll go fast track my career. I'll poke about in the system. See what I can find
All right boys we got to become upper management when I'm thinking for the plan is we work for five years, but we go
above and beyond. We do overtime twice a week. Then we get promoted and then after that we
make friends with the boss's son and after three more years of work we have the boss's
son put in a good word for us with the boss then get two letters of reference, promote
again and then then we'll have the security clearance never even she had
coming don't mind me my fault the never even see it
plus get in boys lock it inside of course they have a man on the inside if
not am I six million what the heck I left my stuff in the command center earlier
And now my ID is stopped working not my doing. I'm afraid take it up with Roger Finch great
How do I upgrade the ID station is in the security office?
I won't do you any good. No one enters without Roger's consent
Didn't we don't insulin anyway, of course they have a man on the inside. We gotta find Mr.. Roger six then whitehall
With the plan looking at department schematics
We sit like the upstairs rooms are connected by
Vance to be aware into the security office. Yes, sir. Oh, we know we know we don't need
Where firmly rejects the great man hypothesis on the contrary
It is his deeply held belief that no one is right.
Excuse me.
You look like the hero Jorigo.
What's that?
This is not good.
Oh, where's Maria?
What's going on here?
On a first-name basis with the head of department, are we?
Bloody God.
She's in a staff briefing upstairs.
Why?
Priority message from London.
I left it here on her desk.
Will you let her know, please?
As soon as she's out.
Not making that mistake twice.
Okay, but she'll want to see this
Is your refrigerator running ma'am quick look
What is that you got me to I'm in your way. Oh geez
I can't do the thing you move stop watching stop watch. I need to do this
Oh come on, rights political career has to be over.
We gotta get more charged.
We have to do guys.
I think we do the refrigerator run and press the laser eyes.
Then we'll be in.
We've received a notification about two of the new arrivals.
David Somerset and Norris and Fitz.
Something about missing tracking chips.
Never heard of them.
That security's was out. We just stopped the paperwork
Security memo need the security memo. Oh
Shit, I mean that sorry buddy. Sorry guys other security memo was in there. What what if I ask you something? No shit, Bobby Bobby Bobby
Hold that thought I think I hear my phone ringing later Mac
Oh
Any news on Somerset? Oh, I'm just gonna see if I can see what's up in his room while he's distracted
Oh never mind
All right, okay, somehow we can read that message. I don't know how though. Oh, we we have one laser eye
If we start to do the fridge again, and then do the laser on this guy
I'll do the fridge
Worth a closer look. Oh sure. Can you check out this freckle?
I-I-I'm a little worried about it. Yeah, later I-
Go, go, go!
We did it, we did it!
Wee-wee!
Deliver the message to who?
Institution clearance.
Kill me now.
Mom, sorry to interrupt.
What is it? We're in the middle of something.
A back channel communicate from the foreign office.
Priority zero.
It's waiting at your desk.
I see.
We'll pick this up later.
Dismissed.
Or...
That must connect to the security room.
Everybody out! Everybody out!
Don't make me laser eye you pal!
Can you blame him?
Someone oh go go go
This is super secret super secret
Yeah for for that
They like that, huh?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, let me try.
They think that's the plan.
Goddamn.
Oh.
I don't even know what's going on with that.
Why we need to get me again
This is what the opposition is why we're in here. Oh
There it is
Level five moving up in the world. It's a lot of rules that made me at the command center. That's a date
Now we're really cooking boys now we're really cooking
Now we can kill those two old people.
Are we getting good at this, James?
They know a lot, do you?
How could I forget?
It applies to Roger Finch as well. He's a civilian.
I thought this would make him any less punchable.
Alright, come on, lady.
I've been shooting for $14.
I want to go to sleep and get a burger.
Let's get a fucking move on.
Try to see the end of this.
Come on, lady. Come on.
Oh my God! Get a move on, lady!
Holy shit.
Yeah, oh yeah, I feel like I'm supposed to go this way.
No sign of web.
Oh, I'm here yet.
Ooh, it's already here.
Okay.
Ooh, another Catholic.
Yeah, I'm gonna find a way down.
Okay, you book around. I'll keep a lookout.
I think I know exactly where to poke. Just like that.
Bravo.
Actually, it's a terminal.
Okay, I can do that.
All right, show yourself.
Is this really it? Is this it?
This is the big finale right here?
Well, there you are.
James, you might want to see this.
What are we looking at?
What's happening here? Oh, big voice!
That's a neural network tree. Watch.
It's a roadmap.
Yeah, for over-throwing the British government in as few moves as possible.
And in states, in Stephen Brite, as an XPM.
If that's double or die-
You don't kill her.
How is this possible?
We do a jive year longer here.
It looks like with Theo flying,
we're almost finally free to use his mirror machine to his own gain.
You haven't really outdone yourself this time, James.
I have to get down there.
James Bond.
We meet again.
We do?
I don't know who they did.
Roger Finch, Chief League of Opposite.
Oh, right.
Elevator guy.
I'm sure this is all a big joke to you.
Elevator guy
I'm sure this is all a big joke to you don't move
She
Is not happy my dad he is not happy my dad. It's finish
James Bond is here poking about operations. It's only a love
Let's see if we go your way on this one.
Can you accept it?
Let's go.
We about to have company.
Fuck you, Robin!
You should take the freight lift out.
Web is not going to lead the dayfowl.
I can't afford to go to Asia.
I'm gonna take it.
But he will for everything he has in here to stop you from reaching that Europe.
What about you?
Fuck you!
Your house is directly above us.
I'll wait for him there. Time to settle scores.
Aceleon, if it's close, you're looking for a project you won't find.
Roger! Fuck you, Roger!
Not like this.
You really are very sweet.
I'll follow me, Gates.
Don't want a project until it's fully out. See you first.
I have eyes on the C.L.O.!
Negative.
And lock any boys like it!
Oh
Sweet zero bullets, they got I brought zero
I see Finch he's down
I
Oh my god, I'm gonna die it's over it's over. We lost. Oh my god. We're so dead. Oh my god
Guys we literally have zero bullets and there's a whole army of people
How are we supposed to do this?
Okay boys lock it in lock it in with the gun things
The target is shot.
Shoot on sight.
Anyone have a SOTC CLO?
That's my brother.
Next GS, right?
Rogue MI6, 8.
Ah, sweet.
Shoot begin.
I'm moving.
It's possibly flashed.
Oh, wait, hold on, wait a second.
It's not working.
Yeah!
Take cover!
Oh, come here!
Oh, sweet.
Oh, no, I got you.
Oh, no, I got you!
Oh, never mind.
All right, new plan, new plan, third time's the charm.
Third time is the charm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Third time's the charm, boys, third time's the charm.
Lock it in, lock it in.
Hit!
The target is still here.
Shoot on sight. Anyone have eyes on the CLO?
Hello
I'm watching!
Get down!
Get it!
I'm reloading!
Take your damn!
Get out!
I'm reloading!
Give me that!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
BYE!
KALZONITE!
DEQUIT BYE!
The gun is a three birds?
The pistol is a three birds?
Got a pistol as a three-bar is it?
He's in lock. I'm ready
What
You saw I made it on for the left heading down towards Hakeria
In the extra one GMO, please look coffee. I mean
You like that?
There's some stuff for you.
I can't take my foot, can ya?
Open up.
Running dying is tonight.
Thank you.
Thanks for the practice.
Okay, let's go to be the last of them.
I don't know why none of them had guns.
They would've been pretty...
No, you lost your mind.
You're talking about turning them into autonomous weapon systems.
This is not what we do.
The order came straight from the top.
Remove all safety restrictions and upload the defense software protocol.
Oh my goodness.
No, I won't be a part of this.
Then I will.
Step aside.
Oh, wait, where do I go?
Wait, where do I go? Where do I go?
Oh, hell no.
We need a way out.
Now.
Well, well.
Out of the frying pan.
And into the meat grinder.
For me?
To see that coming to do the bitch.
Now, remember my time.
Who's the German town?
Yeah
Oh
Control panels the lift not getting anywhere without the override key. We've seen the override here
These days easy one pop up on me I got nothing it's better work
The only thing you've moved using explosives, I have nothing!
I literally have no explosives at all.
Oh my god!
Run!
Is that the torture?
Oh well, I don't have any ammo to see anyways.
Oh my, guys, guys, guys.
What the fuck do we do in a situation like this?
We have no ammunition and we can only hurt him with explosives.
What is it, what were you doing here?
Mmm, you punch him.
Oh yeah, good thinking.
Mmm, oh, tell him a paradox.
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I'm not seeing a lot of good ideas.
I won't lie to you.
I've not seen a lot of innovative ideas.
Alright. Alright.
The super fun. The super fun.
Alright. Okay.
Alright. The super fun.
Alright.
J!
All right, let's shoot this butt.
Hmmh!
Stun, and throw batteries!
Hmmh!
I don't have an unpack-
Siplaise, I'll be on for this lady.
Oh!
Red boxes don't move, yeah, see the problem is I don't have any bullets.
So let's want to blow them by fist.
Not yet, nope, can't see if we eat it, alright, okay, alright, I genuinely shall be un-fucked,
alright.
alright alright okay all
oh we're not oh okay
I'm not coming.
You get crazy.
Oh!
Oh, you're the one about to show your health.
You can think, you can think, you can think, you can think.
You're digging for it, you're digging!
Yeah!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
I
Right yeah
Good work boy good work
attention all staff this is a level 2 alert anyone not performing critical
functions is kindly instructed to return to their quarters and wait for the
instructions we apologize for the inconvenience. We'll sneak through here with the imposter
and go up this bad boy oh right we're going to yard there
there we go we'll go through yard there
I'll be with you boys.
I'm more fans. They should lead to the lower levels.
Oh my god, where is that?
Oh, how do I get over there?
You got upgrade glass hashing.
Oh, that's the Hoosie-Doozie.
That's the spectacle of despair.
Let's get to factory settings this time, shall we?
We will iPhone!
Oh my god.
PB for iPhone 2!
You yet?
Yeah!
Holy shit, there's three fucking more.
Yes. Okay, there you go.
Let's throw your wifes around.
Eh!
This fucking shit's a bomb!
We only threw it down.
Get him, get him, get him!
Thank God they found these!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Hey, leg!
Hey, I had too easy, too easy!
Hey, hold up. Oh! Oh my god!
Right, let me get...
You freaky glut. Got a lot of the ball-eyes.
The ball-eyes? Which are ball-eyes?
Oh, the car shoppers.
Oh, beyond the other.
I'm sure.
I'm making these.
Go, go, go!
Get away from me, you freak!
No!
Oh!
I have to get out of here.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Get a pistol ball, get a-
Get a bridge tomorrow!
Stupid robot bitches.
Good work, boy! Good work!
Thanks, Wrecky. You really came through.
Alright, follow me, gang.
Better get inside that structure.
Ideally without being ground to a pulp.
I'm gonna stop the centrifuge. Power source must be nearby.
Get him after now! Get him!
Oh my god! Thank you, Mr. Molly!
You're killing me.
Generating staff. Engine is 66% operation.
Get up, vegetable! Get up!
Oh! Get the vegetable!
Oh! Easy, easy, easy!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Time is of the essence! Time is of the essence!
Is there more?
I should have lost it first by the shoot.
I'm finally I think it's time to kill Mr. Wab.
You guys I'm telling you I'm so fucking tired right now.
Oh my god my head's about to explode but I'm not getting up to finish this game.
This is god to me guys please tell me this is like the last one.
Please, God, because if I like Axi-Mirror, because it keeps feeling like I'm the idiot.
Yellow warning. Engine inoperative. Call systems overcuting. Diverting power to attempt stabilization.
All right, I'm getting a lot of your halfway there
I'm
I'm so fucking tired
I'm so
Dying I'm so tired guys, please just tell me honestly
I need this game to be done in like 15 minutes
Is it going to be done in 50 minutes, am I close, am I within 50 minutes of the game
to be done?
10 chapters in total, what chapter am I on?
I
Have to nine
Guys I don't know if I can do this I have an 80 determine in eight hours
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Guys, are we actually, stop fucking with me.
Are we close?
It feels like we're close.
It feels like we're at the end.
Mmmmmm.
Oh my god.
Ffff. Fuck it, whatever.
Okay, final stretch.
Hold ya!
Yellowhorn, engine in on it.
Hold ya!
I do it!
I'm not making this.
Uh, hmm.
I'm not making this.
Uh...
Oh my god, can we...
All right, here we go here we go all right here we go
All right here we go
I follow me again
The
yellow warning.
Engineer operative.
Oh, shit.
Diverting power to attempt state navigation.
Shit, shit.
Wait.
What am I doing?
Wait, hold up.
What am I doing?
Hey, hold up.
What am I doing?
Okay.
Hold up.
What up, babe?
Yellow warning. Engine in operative. Call systems overheated. Divergent power to safety.
Guys, where the fuck am I supposed to be going right now?
Guys, my brain is too frightened to do thinking. Someone just tell me.
I like what a man in time finishes. Someone just tell me where the fuck I'm supposed to
go. Jump down.
That doesn't make any sense. It won't let me.
I
Yellow warning engine in operative core systems overheating diverting power to attempt civilization
Just jump down. Guys, it literally won't let me do that.
Can I jump down here?
Oh, I see. I see. I see what's going on here.
I see what's going on here. There we go. There we go.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
go get engine inoperative core systems overheating diverting power to attempt stabilization
all right okay
all right
I
Get yellow warning engine in operative call systems over heating diverting power to intense stabilization
So we're doing it here right now
All the yellow tables all right
And there is no yellow tables you're a liar you're a liar
Thank you officer guys
Go to the yellow spot
Pfft. Help me.
Oh. Wait, I see.
Uh, uh.
How does he even do anything?
Gilbert, please, Gilbert. Oh my god, guys, guys!
You gotta go back up and press the bridge button. What?
I'm a fucking superman!
You gotta get back up there!
I- I- Guys!
Oh
Yellow warning engine in operative core systems over here diverting power to attempt stabilization
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, I can't figure this out because I've been gaming for 15 hours.
All right?
What's your excuse?
What am I supposed to do?
I need you guys to fit for me and try now.
Someone put in the chat what I'm supposed to do.
I'm not going to bed.
If you put going to bed in the chat,
all you do is delay me going to bed
because I don't know what to do.
Suit the box across.
Okay, there's no box across.
Anyone else have any good ideas?
All systems overheating.
Yellow panel.
Stand on the yellow tape.
Alright, to the yellow tape.
Oh my god, thank god.
Thank god.
Oh my goodness.
Thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh thank god.
Thank god, thanks guys.
Engine in off. Thanks, yank.
Oh, stop.
Nothing.
Diverting power to the tank stabilization.
Thanks, yank. Thanks, yank.
Alright.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Are you kidding me?
Are you- are you just so serious?
What is with all these puzzles is let me kill the whole guy and be done with it, please.
Yellow warning, engine is on. Please just let me kill the old guy.
The system is overheating. Diverting power to attempt stabilization.
Oh shit.
Oh that was a nice exit. Here we go.
What do you say who gave the order it was Finch told us to disable all safety restrictions and upload the defense software
vertical
Said he was acting on your behalf contain the situation before it snowballs and find the intruder
You must not reach the side. So I'm gonna reach the side. Oh, so hard. He's a lot. Where is it the silo? You're in the wrong place
Isola
She's offline
Hey, that's good word for Dan
All right, oh there we go all right all right we're solving it we're solving it
we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good blocked by hazard okay this is
another puzzle nothing to worry about this is another puzzle nothing to worry
about I'm good at funsals. Good Bay! Thank God.
Stabilization attempt failed.
Holy shit. Please let me be down with this fucking game.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Okay.
Ominous.
Alright. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Follow me gang! Follow me boys!
Oh, someone dropped a pair.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Fucking Megatron.
You're building fucking Megatron in here.
Alright.
Get out of my way, I swear to God. Get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way. Everybody die.
Everybody die right now.
Everybody die immediately.
another puzzle another puzzle oh my god yes yes ray oh my god yes another
puzzle yes yes another puzzle yes oh here we go here we go oh hi period that's
quite convenient it's very nice very nice and then the label the thing that we
need to get to there we go all right all right I think we're good good boys I
think we're good good oh hold on now
got a private bad boy open here we go oh this is gotta be it oh yeah this guys
this is 100% at these are the same doors that we have an MI6 for our quantum
You don't...
Oh, there it is!
Hello, gorgeous.
Okay.
Remove the call.
Stop the leak.
If you shoot it...
Mr Bond...
Predictably unpredictable.
Will you come for my other son?
Maybe this one you'll actually care about. Not so fast.
Health monitoring device, like old tech, its purpose can be redirected, such as dumping
every last bit of MI6 data the moment that my heart stops beating.
I don't have to kill you to stop you.
Go on, man.
RISK IT!
Not so easy when you have so much to lose, is it?
Thought so.
Drop it.
Kick it away.
way
Hey, could you use that later?
You're very young logic mirror
It's clever. I'll give you that
Was overthrowing the government always part of the plan
The last resort nothing more
I'm like a great man once said
Never let a good crisis go to waste
Happy to be of service.
There is no flipside to the world I'm building.
You think I'm a fiend,
but make no mistake, Bond.
The future will be grateful.
What did you do?
You gave me a word.
You really should know by now, James.
My word means nothing.
I've most likely pierced the abdominal orta.
He doesn't have long.
I'd keep the oltika going if I were you.
Whatever happens, stop her!
Don't let them have Hyperion!
Your parents murder. Just another lie.
Oh, what can I say? I know my audience. This is business, always once.
The only reason Ella you get this far is because you make for such wonderful instructions.
Good luck, James. I really do mean it.
You got the theme with other theme now. I know what you got but faster
She must be heading for the dogs
Here we go again
I don't think that guy was a part of any of this.
I don't think I was a part of any of this either.
Sorry fellas. This one's mine. Why is it so good to shoot all the bullets?
I don't think these other guys know why we're fighting! This just happened like nine seconds ago!
Oh.
I don't.
Don't let her escape, boys!
No, I gotcha! Now I got you bastard!
Yeah!
Oh!
Don't make me you won't let it go James
Oh my god, no way we just shot that thing.
Who has broken?
What?
What a waste.
They won't take you back, you know.
You will rot in a cell and leave nothing behind but a blackened fowl.
This is blonde. The thread is neutralized.
You can use a ride.
Plus one.
I'm right with my gang lady. I'm right with my gang. Was I it I?
Right with my gang, okay. I know what you're talking about
Oh never mind
We're jail. He insists he was working alone. No assistance from anyone. Am I six?
What about the girl? What's he have to say about her a means to an end?
And he needed a ride.
Who just happened to offer at the most convenient time.
No one's that naive.
He saw her as a calculated risk.
He got old and he bargained for.
What's our take on her?
We have none, or a thousand.
Nothing adds up.
Well, surely you must be able to tell me something about her.
Well, so far, she's manipulated all our screenings
biometrical analysis. Only breaking a sweat when she means to. The fact that we
have nothing on her is perhaps the most telling thing of all. Someone has gone to
great lengths to make her what she is and cover their tracks. We have no clue
whatsoever who she's working for.
God, I hope it was us.
Well it's not. That is the one thing we know about her.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Are you coming give him hallowed James
Lock it boy lock it in
Let me out of here!
Back down!
He's on his way!
You're the type of my six.
Let's be a whole new breed of crazy.
Don't try to move.
I'm trying to move. Who's doing this?
I don't know. The lockdown was triggered.
They still got him. Should've been possible.
I'll get help.
We need to get word upstairs.
Red phone insecurity, mommy.
I'll get them for this. I promise.
I know we just met Reddavlady, but we...
There is he will admit you
I'll be good for me good
Gotta get to the red telephone
Red telephone, I don't know what they are looking at
I
Too much firepower needs to be smart about this
As I'm not gonna lie to you
I think I should get off and go to sleep so I can be ready for my AT&T tournament and then things finishes another day
What do you guys think what do you guys think tonight guys?
I am in seven hours and 40 minutes until my AT&T tournament
So I go to sleep and finish this last mission another day guys. How long is this last mission?
How long is this last mission? Be honest! Be honest!
An hour? Yeah boys, I'm gonna go ahead and get on off. I'm gonna get off. Guys, I wish I could finish it.
I wish I could finish it, but I got the AT&T tournament.
I got the AT&T Dermot. I can't boys. I can't I can't I can't I gotta go to bed
I'm gonna bet I'm gonna fucking bet
I'm literally dead right now. I'm dead right now. I'm dead
I'm dead right now guys. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I'm dead inside
I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside
I'm dead inside I'm dead inside I'm dead inside
alright yes how we get off I'm getting off I'm getting off I'm getting off I'm getting off
Oh, Mr. Kiyoki, my one more ticket's worth good, bad, good, uh, bad.
Thank you, my boy.
All right, guys, I have no energy left at all.
I can't do a big good night.
I can't do anything.
I'm just gonna hit the fucking button.
This game is, this game is too long.
This game is too long.
I'm just gonna hit the button.
I'm just hitting the button.
Good night, everyone.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go pass out.
I'm gonna go pass out.
Holy shit that was that was too long that was too oh my god my head is on fire my head is on fire
all right see you guys see you see everybody get the AT&T tournament in seven hours and 38 minutes
kill me now oh my god all right kill kill me now good night good night good night everybody
I'm just gonna hit the button. I'm just gonna hit the button now. Okay?
I'm just gonna go ahead and hit the button. Alright. See you everybody.
See you guys. Have a good night. Have a good night, gang. Have a good night.
Have a good night. Have a good night.
See you later now, gang. Good night. Good night. Good night, everybody.
See you later now.
Goodnight!
Alright, I'm gonna hit the button for real. Here we go.
I'm not doing the whole fakey thing either, guys.
My head's on fire. I'm actually getting off.
I'm actually getting off. Fuck all you guys. I'm getting off.
Alright, see ya. I'm hitting the button.
Three, two, one.
Ah, gotcha!
Alright, now I'm serious. I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Alright, see you guys.