you
gentlemen doing on this fine dick man there is they jumping down by the way I have a little
late so I'm gonna have to get right into it. It's the AT&T on nine later cups finale gentlemen
and I know it seems like we have this in the bag but let me tell you something boys we did not
come here today to only beat our enemies all right we came here today to even beat ourselves
to be better than we've ever been to not just win, but to eviscerate every last
enemy on the battlefield. We were taking all. We did not come fast. We came from it all.
That's why we're going to be trying our dicks off. I don't care what the score is. I don't care.
I don't care if it's a billion to one, a billion to one. We're going to 13-0 every single game
every day let's run hey gang what's up are you doing oh look who it is man look
at the cat raggedy what's up nut fuck you missonade son fuck you in your double
07 bro fuck you how are you feeling over there oh I'm feeling fantastic all
right I feel better than I've ever felt all right yeah by the beam good job
Oh, yeah, I was here and I was here and the streets were whispering in my chat this morning
a bottle of whiskey and four Boudu Rangers would tell the streets to quiet down the buggy
later has arrived.
All right.
Well, all right.
Tell the streets.
I'm sharp now.
The buggy later is here.
I hear you a lot and clear, but glad to see it.
Good.
same one. Oh, sorry. Oh, hey, no worries. By the way, am I supposed to be anywhere right now?
I think we're really about to start. I don't think you are specific, maybe, but I'm just waiting to do these maps and
pick some bands. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and remove the net grab zero or whatever.
But quick. But you know what, you had that open already. No, I don't know. I don't know, but I'm just going to type it in.
I got to add the AT&T thing real quick.
Good morning, Peanut!
Good morning!
How are you on this Friday, Heights?
Have a beautiful day. Why don't I get a DM from you, Hutch, in all caps?
Check the message before it, you dumb bitch.
This is the worst.
These are such a...
Oh my, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up.
Yeah, I'll go up the arch is such a scam. Why did I buy 50 dreams of nightmares cases? I'm gonna cry
Oh, yeah, I gotta get I gotta get some cases that way I can
Kill Tyler one and open a case mid-match fun
You say you don't have opposite. I just hit two hits in the pack
Hutch, do you want to do that with me tomorrow for you?
Yeah, what time?
noon
actually noon you'll be on early I'll be on early tomorrow yeah the bugle is
rather grind you're on the grind sleep it is what make you choose that I don't
know I've been talking about it for a long time and I was thinking of games
it would be really fun to play for 24 fucking hours and that seemed like a
perfect game to play for 24 hours you ever played it before oh yeah oh yeah
well by the way yeah we're not doing like PvP stuff because I've never played
PVP on the game. I would imagine it's crap, but the PVP is incredible. I love going back to that game every time. It's it's always just a blast
always a blast
Yeah, I'm down. Hmm
Let's see
I'm getting a couple cases real quick. Oh, I'm not down. Okay. Well, that's her name it with with Nick
tomorrow
But after on my tournament, I'll show up. All right. All right. Perfect. Perfect. Sorry. So I completely forgot I had that
Well, that's no worries boss. It's no worries. That's no worries at all
No worries at all boss. No worries at all. Hey, put the knife down Pete
No, no worries at all
No worries at all. It's not no worries. No
I have my 20 dreams of nightmares cases and I will be doing a
like this fan Mariah do you guys want to play a new visitor dust to
um touch who is it who is it who is it uh Jake bacon adapted myth I think
up to them I don't care not I don't know they banned Mariah I didn't ban it I'm pretty good with
the Nubis, but I feel like dust too is Nubis, a Nubis, you sure everyone here knows a Nubis.
Yeah.
The chance of them knowing a Nubis is very small.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, you ain't got a fucking twist marm.
Twist a good one.
Hell yeah.
Oh yeah.
Let's go boys.
I mean, I typed in net underscore graph zero and it didn't do anything for me either.
I didn't do anything for me.
I love this.
I fucking love this, dude.
Yeah.
Well, just as long as there's nothing on the border of the top of the tree.
I got the cases so we can flex on Tyler one.
I'm going to go pee-pee.
Oh, shit, I thought I was muted.
I'm going to go pee-pee.
Yes, yes.
I'm fine about the respectable amount.
Not the full eight hours, but a respectable amount.
And no guys unfortunately opposite said he's too busy to play today
So don't talk I'm tonight also. I figured out that apparently you have to be like deep into the game to play the new map
No one told me that no one told me that I
Can't even play the new map. I have to put around and CSC console. Oh shit. Oh
Oh my god.
I have to poop.
Oh my god.
I have to pee.
Guys, I have to poo.
Do I have time?
Have a good poop.
Yeah, go right now.
And see you right now.
I'm going to shoot it out.
Fear bank.
that
he's going to drop one
as you go drop a beat
me
so I don't know if I stay in this server that I did not fix and bands but I
have seen in the channel believe you so I might be ahead of the game
server
I don't know they just send me a server to get on to do picks and bans, but I don't know where to go now
So I'm just sitting in here spawn killing jake and big as he's afk
Yes, keep doing that so who's on their team?
Oh my god, I've been playing
jake and big who else
adapt
What's on that team? Oh
I think it's their couchwalk and it's making me tweaked out of me though. He's out of here
You just slow walk his ass to temple the minor 1v1 right now for the bread
I
Okay, I think I'm right where I need to be
No, I'm falling
What's good? What's good?
Thank you, Bob. What is it?
That's just whoever I have trained my rectum muscles to poop at lightning speeds
Just as an F1 car driver has the little pit stop where they get
10 seconds I can poop fast
Part of the territory
What do you say? We say huh?
Our join is in
Our join is in let's do it. Yeah
Join it up join it up listen
I know we have the lead right now and as I was telling my bungalows
We did not come from the we did not come for the ATT when today we came for the glory
So lock the fucking man lock it
Amen, hey man. Hey, I'm in amen. Oh, yeah, how do we join this do we copy the whole thing first and second crazy?
Yeah, I think so. Just make sure you don't show anything.
Yeah, it's just to clear your like thing once you join.
Yeah, you just type in on clear type and clear and hit enter. Yeah.
I mean, I don't that it works for me. It said bad password rejected by server.
Let me try make sure you copy the whole thing.
Yeah, I don't know. You don't want to do that server to you.
You want to get over that.
I know that's probably you're not you're not copying.
Oh, I did the same thing.
You're good
All right, I got sorry I was so not locked in but now I am I'm locked in I'm locked in
We make sure we don't leak this part right yeah
Hey, we started right now we I wouldn't never yeah, we're in waiting for you
They're waiting for two other night from let's go that password protected by server anyone else
Yeah, make sure you copy and paste only thing with the password in there. Yeah. Yeah, he's got his gas server to don't copy that
Okay, that would make a lot of sense
I don't have
Whatever copy that
It's in the game buddy get in the game
Lock it in lock it in time to win this it's time to win this inside of it. It's time to win this
Oh, Mr. J fucking miss on it was a kid
Is actually kind of deadly yeah
Yeah, she's kind of deadly
Me as a gamer a quick case of a quick lucky case of it hold up
Hi, I phone her night from I think there's this warm-up
He's just warming up.
Huh.
50 Dreams in Nightmares and I'm not ready.
Oh yeah.
Here we go.
Let's get these shots accurate.
Let's get these shots going.
Locking.
I'm going to get him.
Get him, boys, get him.
The unready players.
Look, it says unready players in the bottom.
Type in dot ready.
Dot ready.
Right?
Type it in.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Myth might be locked in, holy shit.
Oh, you could. You can't let a little warm-up round get in your head?
Well, I wasn't even looking at my screen when he killed me. I just heard the do-do-do-do-do-do.
Little dweeks out.
Did they about the little head dweeks out?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's not a great sound to hear.
Not a great sound to hear, no.
No, not a great sound to hear.
Okay, I'm locked in, Drake! I'm locked in!
No.
I
Easy boys
That business be watch it. Oh shit
All right, you have to be stressin for a second boss, all right, you have to be stressin for a second. Hold on now. Hold on
All right, let the buggy let it go. Let the buggy let it go
Oh
Do slow do slow follow me boy follow me
Okay, I'm locked in. Okay, it's a lot of areas. It's all these bitches. Good morning
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. We're locked in!
We are locked in boys!
Get your ass locked in.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm about to ban you.
I'm ready. Jake and B.A.C.E myth. It's their home game.
Okay, ready.
Get that off, dude.
Get that off, you know.
They took off team damage.
adapt that thing well that's just where the woman you never have to give it to
the woman boss well I'm not sure if they're doing it like face it but in
face it there's no like team killing besides like Nate's like Nate you damaged
but not like your actual gun yeah which I really like I think it's a really I
think team damage is actually like a good man she's gonna be deadly no I know
somebody runs boys we gotta watch out for catabiner that big oh my god that is
the Dutch now believes you I like it twice that's the second time he's booty
done it again but also like I don't know apparently the daft can't get his
console that's awesome well I'm never featured shut them up here do that right
now they're affected trickshot hell no no you might not be a hold on bro the
It's so weird to me today, man.
I can't believe we're playing a new video.
It's all you if you want to.
Well, I gotta lock in.
I gotta lock in.
I got my 8K skills ready.
Now I gotta get my off skills ready, huh?
What the?
Maybe it took me off.
Nothing new.
I
Why peek into live can you water?
Yeah, wait
Double-lifted you ever did you ever figure out those smokes and stuff?
I forgot wait what's the ideal knifing technique if we do do a diving round
All right, you don't got to overthink it just go oh left left right left right left right. Okay. Okay.
Guys has adapt ever opens
Does anyone know?
I don't know well
He has. He has. How many times? A couple times. Okay. Because I heard on the 2xKO day, he logged in for the very first time, lost his match, then immediately turned his stream off.
He turned it off before the event was even over, I don't think the guy read the contract at all.
I guess he could do that.
You can, you can physically do that.
Yeah, yeah.
The Japs in the game with Rock'n'Roll.
Right give on this is who decides like what side you start on T or CT
Left left right you want you left left right? I'm not sure where they're at, but this word fights books out everybody wait here
Don't give a mind as we give a minus
Everybody just wait here. We stick together
You fucking troll there is team dammit. Oh my god. There's no way you just stab somebody. I told you there's
That's a good start
As that stab vest on no worries I swear to God the only other
Place that you do a knife from there's no team damage. No bullshit. Yeah, okay
Well, no bullshit. We found out that there's team damage enabled now, so that's good for the actual game
Like you're gonna think about it think about it and when we play cod
I didn't know some rules either and we ended up winning. So it's fine. It's yeah
So I'm just saying like that you're not the best leader because when you say stuff like that doesn't inspire confidence
I had to test it myself. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Are you we're in all right? Come on
All right. Lock it lock it lock it. All right. Yeah
Yes, yes, yes, call
We're running down top mid everybody come
Okay boys, I'm coming.
And just don't stop and then we're gonna break off to the right back cameras
Just
I lose weak cameras. That's what you push it. Push it. Push it. I shot
What?
Oh, what's working?
It's still from temple
I got it guys
Oh, don't be good. I got it. I'm being
Where's your planet left side right side of where we walked in
Planted like
inside of the pillar. Yeah. Out now. Outside. It's probably not going to have a
K.
Oh, yeah. Too easy. Too easy. Good job, everyone. I don't know how they're going to play, but
normally on eco round, they're probably going to rush something. So, should we play it safe
SMGs
We if we walk into one of their stacks, it's not good. Oh
My god, I'm already 35 held. What was in the underpass odds?
Hi, here's the box
No, it would be in that connected area
Thank you, they didn't look for you to want it.
I hit one.
I hit fifty one, they saw a bomb though.
Hey Yvonne, I'm gonna give you a bomb.
Okay.
Flashing? Watch out.
On the tree, on the tree, on the tree.
Go, go, go!
Watch your gun, everybody, watch!
heaven one
Heaven lit we got time to get a bomb down
I'd love to play for I need y'all to get a little bit more active if you can oh
My god
That's how you do it, boys. That's how you do it.
I say we... Oh, sorry, Nate. Go ahead.
Now go ahead. You want to call? Let's go.
No, no, no. You gotta go ahead.
No, I don't really have any... I was just gonna default again.
Yeah, we default. I agree.
So whatever you want to do, I'm down.
makes that D you know where somebody's at so yeah he's gonna do that yeah yeah
okay all right all right oh my goodness oh my god the amount of self-control it
takes you have to do over 50 of course of course of course of course do you want
I
You guys want we could just play aggro as fuck every I don't care. I don't like I don't actually know
I think that's what we do. I think that's what we do because we just steamroll one. We hit the trades
I
Don't be pushed back
Actually push right through water through the connector down
They already rotated
Oh my god.
I was gonna jump up on the thing.
Oh my god.
I was gonna jump up at the side.
Oh my god.
That's what's going on there.
Oh.
Counter-terrorist win.
We're good.
All good boys.
All good.
I'm not resafed.
And uh, I think mid with that B.
Thank you very much.
We got B.
I think, hmm, Jacob is playing B.
It's the only problem.
That's the best player.
He's watching mid.
I
Goin going I shot nice a chance
I'll push me three you guys probably just grew up and hit some together. Hey, we go be I should I should all right
I think we go be one's lit
There's two here. There's one here and then one up here somebody throw a smoke
I missed he's still there on that corner hit 50 right side left side
No, he's behind me fucking behind me. Oh
It's myth again. Oh my god
All right, it's me one right in front of you double it down pillar than is one. Oh my goodness easy be lurking every round
I have to I have to remember that. Oh my god here. He's behind us every round boys every round
Oh my goodness. Oh
Guys may be looking literally every round
My goodness, we gotta we gotta turn around we gotta have one guy watch that back the whole time. I can't yeah
No, we need you on entry Yvonne, I think you go flank duty, just literally wherever we
enter you just stare behind us, yeah?
Me?
I go flank duty?
Yeah, I think so, I think that's best.
So we need double it for trades.
Someone want the bomb?
Oh my god.
I'll take that.
You down mid, you down mid, let's go in, let's go in, let's go in.
He's offing main, offing main.
Clearly now.
Yeah, wait, don't make noise, don't make noise, don't make noise, don't make noise, don't make noise.
Watch out for hinders.
There's one.
Okay, hold on.
One left.
Come play up.
Coming down to the temple right now.
Temple?
Yeah.
Or it might be walking CT.
I got heaven if someone can watch the left.
Good work, T! Good work!
Hooray!
All right, all right, three to three, boy, three to three.
I'm gonna jump one on stage.
She's a serious, she's a serious, I'm gonna go ahead and type owned in the chat because
he said it last round.
Is that cool with everybody?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
It might be on the eco after buying two ops, watch out for a rush.
Yeah.
I was playing mid rush.
I'm walking E-Box right now so we can hit B as soon as I clap on this.
Okay, sounds good.
Double left, I can flash you in.
Give me a bomb, make sure you're watching flank.
Give me a bomb, E-Box.
Okay.
We got one.
Beautiful. Let's go.
Come here.
Watch out for behind, watch out for behind.
One walked out of temple.
Last one's Evox.
Get out of here!
I said I'm gonna get it.
I'm a man.
Good work out there.
Clean them up.
Come on.
Let's go.
Turn it off.
I
Wouldn't be starting at the right walk out a yeah, I agree just watch behind what my boys
I think we go away. I think we go away second
I just made a mistake. They're rotating. That's fine. They're rotating. A? I think they're rotating B.
I'm coming.
I'm gonna meet you guys there in our top mid. Yeah, sounds good.
Getting top. Oh, Yvonne just stopped it. It's on site. See if we can play it. No, you're good. You're good.
You got a plan or you got throw ball?
Oh sorry sorry sorry sorry
I know I know
I'm in
Looking blank
Do you want me to come and hold this for a while?
I watch I watch I watch
You're good you're good
Good work team good work
What's up guys?
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright alright alright boy
Looking pretty good
Yeah, I got you. I got you. I have to buddy. Oh, you got it. Oh
Yeah, you guys know if that guns there. Hmm. I don't know
They might be on an eco
That deal
Could walk always see teeth of that smoker is gonna be playing
Yeah, I think that was the one I shot temple now now there's what's up after for sure
Oh too early
You buy your statement you give it we give it yeah, you get some walk out
Oh
Holy shit, you're rich you keep dropping a case. You don't overcap. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, you go anybody do you the other
I got the host bang. I think we go a
That's it. I
I can pick up your guys a pinch do it
Whatever you're doing keep doing it. It's working
One's e-box. Oh, they're squaring. Holy shit
I mean, I'm just coming with this bomb for you guys. Hold on
one's having
hitting it
I'm going down, I'm just looking that way, yeah
cameras out
go, go, go
are you smoking heaven?
yeah, good
I'm hard ducked in this heaven smoke
I gotta buy more guns don't buy any guns don't buy anything
down babe
flashing out
good rotating to you guys
one more there
he was walking towards spawn so he might be going like the long way
CT
he's probably saving honestly
Yeah, he might be saving. He's the one that saved last time. Yeah, you should take it
big. He likes to save. He likes to save. Watch out for him camping corners on a way out of
the stuff. I'm throwing to try to kill him. I'm sorry.
I was having a bit too early in the game for that G.
I'm good.
I'm good
Be a beat by a second chill never
Thank you brother
I we go back to the egg. It's definitely their weakest point
Yeah. Mr. Mith is working on the Shanners. Hold it. Hold it.
Mr. Mith is a devious one.
There is one A.
Sneaky.
Lock him.
He's close.
Hit me. I'm flashed out. I'm going.
That's okay.
I
Choking heaven
Great hills and play it you're good. Don't you go print terrible terrible heaven smoke
Watch behind watch mine
Omni to smoke real quick
Yeah.
You're behind.
Yeah.
Got him.
Great work.
Yeah.
Good work, boy.
Good work.
Lucky case open, buddy.
Is it B side of map?
It is.
No.
I'm gonna play B. We probably have to be to mid and one I'll play mid. I'll play mid. Oh
Guys want me to anchor a I can't it's totally
That's kind of it. I don't come be with me
You play that entry, I'll play the closed door divine. You can play like right here behind right here. I'm playing passive on a
A. Got it.
One mid.
Two A.
Sounds like they're going A.
It's A.
Yeah, I'm in.
We're already in.
Oh, you're rushing much?
I'm side planting.
I just got double tanks.
One underneath you.
One pillar, one side.
Oh my god. One's in the main right now.
One's gonna be underneath you now, Pete.
Underneath you.
Oh my god!
At least you got one.
all good cool don't worry no worries no worries
I like it should I choose we save yeah yeah we save we save we save
like these already party up so yeah
stuff to be
Yeah, there's three outside
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no way, no way.
That just made me laugh.
Hey, it's too easy.
It's too easy.
That's a huge eco round.
No lie.
Yeah.
I'm getting eco by this.
Here you go, T. Give me that, take care.
There you go, boss.
There you go.
All right, let's proceed that unbreed.
I
Get their minds water you
Nice water they might walk in a I think they're walking a
Hey guys, don't let them know who's he went. Oh bomb down bomb down
They focus they lock she locks they lock
All right, we're gonna go bro next time
You're doing great, buddy
One more there I died miss got me immediately
Got me immediately. You baby
My god
I mean, don't you anything today? I should have kept following that guy that's him
Oppers dinks, okay
Heaven, binks.
Heaven?
Heaven.
Right here.
He's trying to see.
He's stupid!
Beautiful.
No way!
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm out. Not in yet.
But not in yet.
But there's two that I saw.
I'm going to hold mid.
Oh my god.
I don't see anything. Oh, there's one. There's one.
I'm trying to come help you, Vaughn.
Oh, another one, B.
I've heard a shooting up there.
Oh my god, brother.
Vaughn is here.
Vaughn's there, coming.
Yeah.
It's not down, though.
It is not down, though.
It's not down, though, man.
They must have taken it.
I don't know.
I think the boys are going to A.
Wow, bro, what the fuck is Mith doing?
Are they going to A?
I
Have on a
Okay, that's okay. We lock it. We lock it right here. You lock it right here. We underestimated our enemy boys now
It's a lucky
You bonkin you dropped me
You might be able to double by oh
You already have yeah, we find if
Did you sell that up and buy two rifles peanut right now? Yeah. Yes. Are they go they go
Sorry
One bit again
That's how to be main
just to give up mid
sounds like they're leaning towards B
Yeah. Yeah. That's how to be man.
We're out of time. Stay steady boys.
Yeah, take a big little bit
One more there my shots mid to luck
It's not it's gonna be a it's gonna be a hundred percent. Can you walk keep on yeah?
You're probably walking top mid to camera right now. It's all making my game. Yeah, I'm trying to get there as fast as I can
just fine time one time everybody go at once
time yeah it's a minimum maybe
great job everybody great
what is it yeah I don't know I think it's one map for the initial rounds and
and then finals the best of three.
It's just team round Robin best of one match rounds
first to 13.
Boom.
Let's go!
Wait, adapted 120 damage and all of it was to me.
What?
Well, yeah.
Wait, adapted 120 with damage and it was all shoot.
It was all to me.
I remember the round where he killed me 100 damage,
21 damage, you might've, I don't know,
shot someone split off.
Oh, that's crazy.
It's someone's toenail.
But guys, after that, it's top two teams after Round Robin Play
move to finals, best of three.
And then bottom two teams after Round Robin Play
move on to the third place, decided best of three.
Okay, so that means there's a total of three games.
No, no, no, up to four games, possibly three games.
Yeah.
I hate for the whole thing.
Damn.
That's it.
Oh, so the other game already happens,
and Screech is the top.
Yeah, they'd be stomached.
Did Squeaks and Stomper actually do this, bro?
I think I'm wrong.
It's hard.
Do we play two best of three or I don't have a round?
Robin works.
I honestly, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Oh, when we have to play the other team or like, is it not that works?
Same way, I believe his league.
We're going to play everybody wants whoever does the best move on to the championship.
Okay, because that's what happens at the end was the top two teams the bottom two teams face off in a best out of three to decide the
Placements for that. We had to get through the round Robin first, which I think
Maybe we play the other two teams so that it's a total of
Six games can be sort as as short as five games if you win two out of the two out of three immediately
Total six games I think wait so some it's team lost. That's all right
Which I love you lost Ludwig's team.
Really?
Am I supposed to leave this?
Yeah.
Ludwig's comp?
Ludwig's comp.
Squeaks.
Oh, Squeaks is really good though, right?
He's like a level 10 face that somebody would tell me.
That's what I heard.
But I can tell you are just as confused as I am because you're in this game.
Do we leave?
And scumps are shooter too.
I lost.
Just call me out like that.
I just saw your name on the terrorist list.
good work boys. Good work.
Let me pull the ATT podcast.
I do pick some bands for the second match, but I haven't seen anything yet.
So, I mean, that's a great start to the tournament.
Let's see what's going on boys. Let's you compete. Let's you compete.
Let me remind everybody, I believe second, third and fourth right now are separated by five total points.
And with $200,000 on the line, I believe the first place team gets half of that. The second half is up for grabs from the remaining team.
So based off the individual performances and team performances today, yeah, there's
thousands and 50,000, let's say a $50,000 difference between
second place and fourth place. And that is absolutely attainable by any of these teams.
So I see a lot of burnt peanut fans in the chat talking out.
Well, why have they even hosted week four?
Burnt peanut can't lose.
Well, there's a lot of storyline here, folks.
So you're going to want to see.
Put that on a T-shirt.
Can't lose.
You hear that?
Can't lose.
We can't lose.
We literally can't lose.
Yes, player.
And in many rights, he is.
That's it, boys.
That's it.
We up.
She wrote we up.
You're not number one.
You wrote we up.
Do easy.
Whoa.
So what you're saying right now is void the entire rest
of the AT&T and I'll enter Cup and only give first place
to whoever wins today.
No, I don't.
That's self-absorbing.
OK.
And no thanks.
Yeah, like with no reaction.
Like with no reaction.
Oh, Mr. Ethan.
I'm over to get some one good man.
Good.
Um, man.
Thank you, my one piece of the one.
You got to the wind.
Thank you Mr. Tommy.
I think you can share it.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, mechanically, he has what it takes.
I know he can sprint.
I know he can slide.
Here's what your thoughts are on SOTY killing
Destiny 2 for Marathon since you played a bit.
I don't know what they did.
He's making that up.
I don't know.
I never really played Destiny 1 or Destiny 2,
but I never saw them, but now they killed
any game to make Marathon.
I don't know.
I thought it was Bungie to me.
That's why we're here.
I honestly don't know.
I got the right beat at asking about that.
I have no information I need that.
Uh, mmm, they did?
Oh, they said they did?
Oh, we in tweets?
So we in message?
Mmm.
Oh.
Mmm.
They didn't say that?
All right, now I feel like I'm getting one guy.
Now I feel like I'm getting one guy.
Hold on.
Oh, I'm getting one guy.
I'm getting one guy.
We played that well.
That was great.
Hey, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just...
Oh, guys, are the other matches over?
They, I think...
Did people know the other match is over already?
I think they're also probably the team of the most practice.
Which I think you can see that now.
You can see that now.
It's huge.
It's like, they've all got grenade lineups.
You can see they're sequencing even in place.
Again, it's like, when we see Summit try to get everybody on the same page,
nobody's quite sure who's throwing the grenades one.
Yeah.
And in CS, when you've gone through those motions before the game goes live, right?
Right when when things hit the fan you fall back on your preparation and Ludwig's preparation just looks better than everybody
Who's gonna carry the boat to the bombs?
The preparation boys! We were there rain or shine practicing for the tournament!
Squeaks throwing a left side mid smoke to lure out to kill Summit.
He thought it was a at-take, walking through CT spawn not even looking at him.
That's gotta be one of the hardest things to do to somebody like Summit.
and that's that team of Ludwig and Squeaks' aim and all their awareness.
Coaless.
Who are the competitors?
I don't know these two fine gentlemen, but I do know the guy on the left.
That's Courage.
That's Courage, the Fortnite guy.
Quote-unquote.
Counter-Strike matches the Ludwig land.
The core of that team.
Only the best gamer's there.
I don't know what's going on.
Is there other matches going on?
Because I was hoping I could maybe like keep it in the other matches and see how they do
it.
Sorry.
Next year.
Okay.
Thank you.
Team Burnt Peanut versus Team...
Oh, I'm doing Vito's now, but I'll wait.
Let's repeat our one now, oh my god.
Team TGT15!
Team Tyler Y, right there.
Now, join the lobby!
Now!
She went to battle Vito and pushed him.
Absolutely fist him down.
I see you on the battle sheet.
I'm going through Vito's right now.
Lock it, boys! Lock it in!
Just one goal before this game starts.
one thing
So much to be crazy by the way boys. We're not to watch out for this guy right here
It's not right here. I don't know if these two guys are good. I've never really wanted to be played
JT is good kind of one. I have no idea but I'm assuming with how
He likes to really get into it. He's kind of pretty good
This guy is gonna be the best of the team. No doubt this guy right here
Look at him. Look at him. He already knows. Look at that smile.
Yeah. And in those moments, right? Fuck this guy. He already knows.
He already knows he's about to clock us down, man.
He- that's the face he gives you when he's got you down his offside right down there.
Look at that piece of shit. Damn it, Summit! You see that? You see that?
He's already talking. He's already in our minds.
We don't let him. We can't let him. We don't let him. We can't let him. Lock in.
And let me ask my team. Let me ask my team what map we're going.
this team because they're so
again what is the team a need job what's the what's the map we're going to be
why are you getting ass to choose about them I don't know I didn't want to do it
I didn't want to be beat it I mean we're trying to do picks and bands right now
I've been new but none of their commands and chatter working all right they
banned overpassed what do you guys want to ban inferno inferno probably yeah
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I know more on the green map. I'm totally fine playing it. Oh, I love this
You know, I don't want to play it either. It's just like yeah, like the whole B side. I just can't do
Okay, oh, don't want to play it bro. Double if loves it. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know what? I'm a T player
I will do but but can we please play dust you if it's up? Yeah, that's why I can play dust you I can play
I'm down with those two as well
All right
There enough boys
Given you all right. We have dust to mirage in a new bus left. So I'm going to come in bad mirage. We're gonna be real quick
Yes
I'm so sorry
Double if I know how it is when you love a map, but I'm so glad peanut said that I fucking hate
Yeah, let's go ahead
It's kind of fucked up too because double it to just literally been captain insane. Oh for this entire tournament
I was shut him down
Who was
Double it. Oh, what have I been doing?
Winning us everything. Hold on. Hold on. Where's it?
Yes, you have
I
You've been nothing for sure you've been now I will say
Summit dust you he is by paying dust to
10,000 I mean it's up to them now at this point, but they lost us to remember to
squeaks of them so
We guys are the we guys are gonna be like kind of we kill you
For on T side probably just work fast
So
We find out wherever the fuck some explain and go the other direction
Up and down the streets. Oh, it's just you it's just you
Well, they haven't been the bath yet, but what the wordie odd does you it's right now
But it's between dust to an anubis they have to ban a man. Oh, okay
We're good to go we're good to go
Oh, did the early play one match out?
Every one!
Oh, the broadcast is still going on the background.
There we go, all right!
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Right behind you, Huts.
Got you back, got you six.
Ooh, don't worry, Huts.
Oh, yeah. Oh, JG got me. Gotta go get those guys a piece of my mind. Dot R dot R dot R.
Oh, yeah, I'm not ready. Okay. Say right now
Okay, all right well, all right obviously the game of chair position was not in the right place
That makes that shit you gotta make sure that's it you did
That Summit is locked in. Summit is locked in.
Summit is locked in.
We're gonna get Prime Summit for sure.
I didn't see what you said.
I believe it falls over.
Oh my god.
I double it. You still here, brother?
I
We lose double this I don't know I'm back I'm back
Yeah
Oh my god
Did you move?
I'm a I'm a I'm locked in now, but the double beat is ready
Purge is talking shit on me broadcasts. Well, I'm sick. He says you get to again to
About me dude. What what did you say it boss?
You said I'm not perform it which is actually look you true, but what?
He's just trying to get your mind. He's just trying to get your mind
Oh, sorry
Left left right
left left right yes you've on you got it
I said the others to the other makes your knife each other that's already been
hit you can like right click them to after we kill anybody
I see this guy.
No.
We're going to see a side.
Yeah.
just for the fun of it I'm a band you guys
Oh, thank God.
Oh, who's pasted it?
Guys, they have to type spluture instead of they're not doing it.
Yeah, they just want longer one.
Yeah, they want a more rough even longer.
They're trying to get out of mind, boys.
They're trying to get out of mind.
Fuck!
Yeah, tell them, you bunch.
Stop!
Fuck, I hear you.
Jesus Christ.
OK.
all right oh lucky lucky lucky
here we go
I need to push, I need to push, I need to push, I need to push
please dear god
I got it
is that the puppy beesvine?
I don't hate it
I got two flashes in the smoke
do you want to smoke?
nope
here draw to me, give me the smoke
double it, you're actually in front
You got it got it
Who's green who's green I had to go
There's one in tons you guys got to watch my tons I'm planning
I
Watch out for like a rush mid I didn't get a
Take one, so I'm not going out. Okay. No, you know, I don't think this one's that great now
We can be closer. We can be shielded shot. Okay, so chill out. Let's take take mid superior weaponry
That's a good hold you know, I hold that okay, we go cat one's lower tons for sure
I get that AK by the way, I'm pretty sure the only person I damage was someone on
I
Flash the long if you want it anybody know mid door smoke
Oh my god, I couldn't get back
Me
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh my God!
Nice, St. Charles.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
What did you call it?
Guys, I did call Jinji a fat bitch, dumbass.
I called Double Im because he got my way from getting back.
You guys can just run straight to the other side.
Obviously, I would not call Jinji a fat bitch.
I called Double Im a fat bitch.
I tried going back left and he was standing in my way.
Oh.
Come on.
I shot him.
Come on.
Oh
Flash here, can you guys flash for us?
We're long. Yeah, yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
One more no no no more no more. What's that flank B if you can
That's what he was
That's what I'm about a one CTT
Double it. I'm so sorry, bro. There's no okay. Oh my god. I'm no longer watching
No, I just came someone to you. I just came someone to you
up down in the smoke in the smoke in our smoke elevator
log with an opp he's very low he's very low long you're long it's okay if you
don't need to take him he could go back to Katz you're right but oh you gotta
lock it we gotta lock it might try to save you honestly should yeah yeah
probably go double if I swear to God I did not mean to do that bro got you
not to doubt I mean he's fine good it's all good it happens in my defense
once again
yeah I got a guy you're going out yeah got you he's gonna have it up there going
to have an off there no doubt I'm gonna pre-fire fuck out of it as long as I'll
Actually some is probably gonna kill me huh?
There's not much of pre-fire all right, they're not they're not fighting right now, but they did just throw a flat
Yeah, I
I can make noise over here. Yeah
I'm ready for guys in splash push up on that wall. There's gonna be one probably back box kill him and we're good
Check corners take me a second here
one's up on door watch this one more lower going chance
I smoked it, there's no way they'd push out, we're good.
Nice round everybody!
Don't work, keep going, don't work!
I got long I got long you have to kill Tyler one and then pop
we have to watch body and some point before this game is over
Thank you daddy.
No problem.
Alright bro, it's gonna be like 4th of July.
You want the flash?
Yeah.
It comes in the squad.
I'll grab it.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Of course he mollied it the first time.
I'd go B fast.
Mid to B.
Right now.
I'm gonna B.
Take that B.
Take that.
Smoke right.
Go B.
I
Beautiful
There's three times push the times go you
know the one who is I please I please I clear good
Yeah, we're doing pretty good
I'm sorry for lurking smart, it's really all I know how to do.
We got a crazy bee, we go bee right now.
We're smoking, then I'll watch you guys the tons after.
They're gonna smoke you, run straight there.
They could be on an eco though, they might rush like shit, but I got a lot of time.
Come back, say it, what's up? Got any deads?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Really, mom?
Hey, you think you're just-
Hopping, red.
Two red, two beer.
I'm all he's suck.
Watch tons, major savi-
They're saving, they're saving it.
We're going to our spawn.
Yeah, 100%
One suicide right now, some of it
Double, double hopping
No, I just had a one kill, I'm popping a game, I'm popping a game
Pop it fast
Dude, it doesn't count, I had to be alive, it's not as cool, I had to be alive
Oh my god
I can buy for sale.
That's a cow, guys, that's a cow, that's a cow, guys, guys,
guys, we had to pop the case.
Big wrap, that's the whole thing, that's the whole point.
16.
Cross B, two cross B.
Fucking game.
How much of a big board is this, it's way.
I'm one, I'm fighting a game.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Could be picked, you're right.
Let's go! Let's go!
Guys, we have the bomb!
I can't bomb a case when we have the bomb.
Thank you. Thank you.
I haven't seen it for a long time.
We need to do it at the same time.
I'm gonna go out again.
He's gonna be here soon.
He's gonna come and kill me.
The whole point is that we can do it.
The whole point is that we can do it mid-route,
and it won't make a difference.
Thank you.
That's the whole thing.
That's the whole aura.
What happens if I kill Tyler when I bomb a case
and I die in the middle of the bomb in a case?
There's no aura, I think.
There he is. I'm not going to go out anymore.
more. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I wouldn't beat that. Go be. I got too long. Go be. I
thought I'm gonna surprise him.
Hey, guys, good.
I guess once you're gonna be dead, I underestimated my enemy. I underestimated
him. It will not happen again. It was not happening again. I underestimated my
enemy. I underestimated my enemy. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I thought I
Just go out there pop move, push move, pop move, pop move.
Going down eight logs, we're having a great time,
we're sun is shining, you got the bomb to plant.
One more up.
Oh nice.
Seven still at A, that's last.
Oh, up top.
He's up, main shot versus, no way!
It's NCT right now crossing,
NCT right now crossing.
He's holding this cross, bro,
I'll try to square out those.
That was cool.
Good boy.
Crazy, man.
I'm tweaking. I'm tweaking.
I'm actually tweaking.
I challenge 100%.
Unless he's Lord of Tons.
Wait.
Why can't...
What's up?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
down mid
Lower I think oh never mind. I'm hearing those sorry
They never control cat
Wanna go out man take this you know, I think I heard somebody walking up long
Do the smoke hold on?
keep it up right now right now i have it and go mid to be right now i have it hold on hold on
i'm looking we're up short hold on
got him one more one more gotta be dead one minute holy shit good job
I have to rip a case after killing kind of women that's I'm
failing oh you gotta be in a situation rip it and then kill him okay oh yeah you're
right you're right you're right oh yeah wait till he's the last one I'm also the
last one. Rip the case. Walk
in. There it is. That's me.
That's me. That's me. That's me.
Oh, we don't have bomb.
Oh, dude, that man's the person
the person the person. Oh,
what?
Uh, I got my shoes.
I want to buy me shoes.
Oh, there's
someone back here.
There's someone
out. Oh, leave it. Leave it to me.
Leave it to me. Where is it?
I'm it.
Our spawn.
No!
Just kill me!
Oh, sorry.
I had no choice.
He was running at me like a zombie.
I feel like I'm sure that I'm too much tail-matter.
I'm going to put a little rivalry, bro.
I don't think.
We do, bro.
We will.
He's three foot tall.
You know, I'm 6' 8".
He has no neck.
I have too much neck.
I would never do that to you guys once you know.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dave.
You're a man.
Leave him alone.
Oh, hot.
Oh, yeah.
Who's next?
Let him.
No one.
Oh, let me get this.
Okay.
I'm gonna get all our tons.
Last, last, last, last, last.
That thing.
Oh, that's.
I would say that was a pretty good job, gentlemen.
Last, last, last minute.
That thing being under us.
I would say that was a pretty good hop, gentlemen.
Quick case for disrespect.
Dammit.
Oh, hot!
If you out of his whole team's kills, they are at 11.
Pretty good. Pretty good.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
You know what, I'm doing dual breading.
I'm do breading it up
Hey logs
No, shut me I got it
We're tired. We're tired. They're all yeah, everybody's pretty weak long. No bullshit
No
And that was Tyler bug
Oh, I had to do it. Just kill those two guys and rip a cage and we went to the truck and she was like, oh my god
Oh my god, I didn't even get to see anybody
What?
158 ADR hutch? Jesus Christ
You can't go to my inventory
Come on, baby! Locked in!
Good work boys, good work
Ladies and gentlemen
Just beautiful, just beautiful
We are locked. We are dialed. We are dialed and like we're no reaction. Like we're no
reaction.
Honestly, I think this team looks pretty crazy. No, let's go check them out.
Yeah, let me go take it out.
Let's go see if they are 5-3 versus...
Not exactly, but you were...
About 2?
Yeah, that'll play here, but we definitely...
Fueled to that buy.
They're now done this round.
You think, what are they gonna do?
What's going on here? What's going on here?
Keep an eye on Team Ludwig.
Exactly what we're gonna do.
We're gonna watch our first and then...
Holy six to three!
They must have gotten started late!
Peanut already ripping cases.
There's your response.
Already ripping cases.
Okay, yeah.
I think it's good you said that.
Well, after 13-0, you're gonna celebrate it.
Holy shit.
That's also something you do in the queue.
You can just do a running.
They know what we're about here.
Wow.
They know what we're about around these mines was.
They know how we get down.
They know how we get down over by these mines.
That's my MV here right now.
And he is net again, 14 and 4.
Getting younger every day.
Our apparently
The team on the left team Ludwig is the one named shot or hot
I forgot who keeps telling us that we might want to be scared about
Really squeaks good and Ludwig no no no squeaks and scum are going crazy
Honestly, I will say guys, what was the score of the first game was it like 13 to like seven or something good
He's already comfortable. He's already got an ace
Mid-steam was pretty darn good and these guys are beating mid-steam, so these guys are going to be bad at mid-steam.
13-5.
That's- This could be bad. This could be a situation.
This could be a situation.
Band does two. Is that like the- Is that like the favorite map?
Impossible and that is scum to just lean back to the last ball. Oh my goodness. This is scum. Look at him. Oh my god
That guy fucks. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
We haven't seen really
Oh my goodness
Oh my god, then deep to the barrage. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking the same thing
I'm thinking the same thing
I see I don't know what to play. I see did we throw him put like a curveball and we fucking we run Duke
What about that? We run Duke. We throw a curveball. Are we run Duke?
Now nuke is a fickle bitch. I'll tell you that guys we we go into nuke
There's a 50-50 shot. We get 30. No, that's that's a fickle bitch. You know Bob
Nuke it's fun. Do case what?
That's a dangerous game. That is a dangerous game. I you know what they're the first like five minutes of like
90% of the nuke games if you're gonna win or not
Oh
Question yes, were you there for the draft before the annihilator cup in its sixth edition started?
I hosted the draft. Yeah, I asked. It was tea. Who was Ludwig's first pick?
It was it was a member down. It was you know, call it. No, but it's a draft for every week. Yeah. Yeah
one draft start of the event.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to say it was scump.
And then Squeaks was his second pick, I believe.
Okay.
So he covered Call of Duty,
Oh my goodness.
He covered Call of Duty,
the week one game with his first pull.
And then he made sure to get
I would say Ludwig's team is on CT boys.
That might be why they're eight to three.
I don't understand the form of the T side.
You come up, boys, you come up.
They can poop, they can poop the man.
They can poop the man.
Mistle round Ludwig, there was a gun round.
I don't know boys, these guys are good.
These guys look good.
They're beating Med's team
Admit that we had some difficulties with.
Adaptors 1 and 27 so far in this tournament.
But there's still time at the end of this half.
Round 12 to try to get 4 here for Bomb Adaptive.
Full of love control.
Thanks for letting me know, boss.
The flash is good, but Ludwig...
Thanks for letting me know, boss.
Thanks for letting me know.
That is some pretty good information.
I will be sharing that with my team.
actually make a conversion upon the start of the next patch. I would also like to keep me informed
with this KD throughout the rest of the tournament, please. Thank you sir, thank you and advance sir.
We have not seen Team Ludwig lose a round since we started watching the flank. Once we understood
that's miss was gonna play every time no I don't think he ever got away with another
flank and he's no no I think he got away with one more I remember that we were like oh miss
in a flank and then he did it one more time he killed us and then I don't think he ever got away
with that again ever on the other side of the server this game I appreciate the rom right after
Hunter mentioned it he still killed us and then after that round we started just one
time back and killing him okay maybe that team isn't that's good but he should be worried that
the losing team ugly
What's the start word I miss?
win the game
You know
Yeah, I think it's one kill in the tournament so far. I don't wait. Hope you guys don't mind. I'm doing more of a chill stream today
Those you guys don't know we play in 007 like 17
I'm well marinated right now. All right boys. I am soaking in the sauce. I'm soaking in the sauce.
We're planning to go back tonight and beat it.
I definitely sealed the deal
I'm kind of marinating the size so I hope you guys don't mind we're gonna do a little less energy today
a little bit more chilling, a little bit more chill experience
Alright, certified by Killer
I don't even have a single rifle body
But how did I get up? About 10.30 in the morning
in the morning despite them being on a winch through all the best ways
scumptons squeaks open up with those SMGs I think we've seen a good was the
suit though I probably should wear the suits right now and this is the grand
finale of the AT&T tournament this is formal this is a formal occasion this
is a formal occasion I feel like I said flying bodies
Hey, can you guys hear me?
There we go.
The names, none.
I think that it's very important that we don't over rotate and see guys.
Got you, watch, got you, watch.
Again, I've heard in the first game they were doing pump fakes and they're doing pump fakes.
It's here for the great for now the ATT
He's on that he's on their call dude. I'll play in a really low sense too. I think he probably mind blown
But what do you mean? Oh really?
This is on another level bro. What?
The sensitivity whose
I have been listening at all you have me
Who who said to Tiffany adapt he's not yeah
I don't look that that's slow to me. Okay. I got to see what it does. Yeah, I was looking crazy earlier
Guys, I just got where the dappers one and twenty seven
Well, I just picked up one I think he's got two now
I gotta watch it down for a second I gotta see what's going on here
I gotta see what the two and two and thirty. I've been just guessing now two and thirty
the situation looks like 228, 228.
I try.
And see, he's locked in.
All right, the thing I liked about Adapt
is that he never gives up.
All right, that's something I like about Adapt.
He never gives up.
Never gives up.
He's fully dialed, he's fully dialed.
He's dialed, he's locked in.
This isn't his main game, all right?
This isn't his main game.
No, sir.
I'd love to see what's going on.
No one would be, guys, no one would be.
I'll go be the other one.
Um, yo, by the way, all of us restart our games because there's a new counter strike patch that we need to download. Ah, okay. Perfect.
Whether this happened again, this happened last time we were doing AT&T.
Really? Yeah, it's actually crazy, right? The timing, like, just... Bro, the last time we were doing, we were playing AT&T, Vertigo dropped its update and we all had to restart and the entire map was different for the tournament.
Oh my God. I remember that. That was so fun.
Yeah, we were literally going to play vertigo and it was completely different from what all of us practiced
It's insane two years in a row
He is locked in he is locked in I want to see him on a gun round now. I just guys I just watched
Uh, mr. Daffron a pistol round. I think he's about to lock it on the next gun round here
Okay, you watch you. Are you watching dad?
Oh, yeah, I wasn't I'm watching food right now
I'm going to be there for a second, I'm going to dial in here, I'm going to dial in here,
I'm going to go down for gameplay, here we go.
I will go that.
Alright, let's see what she used gameplay, let's see her style, let's see her style.
You guys ready?
Go ahead, go ahead, don't worry about me, go ahead with the team.
Shut up. Oh my god. He's right. He's running up. He's running the up. He's running the up. Oh my god
He's doing the op-do-op it
technique
Are you guys covered that
Coming B
There are you on B place. I'm trying to let him go
That's all we help you be everyone gonna be
Good
He's going in. He's going in 89 health. It's a little scratch. It's a little scratch on the way
No worries. Just nothing but a flesh wound nothing but a flesh wound
He's going in rushing without here we go. We retreated back behind the wall an excellent choice look at the tunnel
He's suspicious. Is this one behind the car?
I
Gg gg gg that's all I gotta say
Good game out there by peanuts team just now
I
Come on
All of this power on Tyler once team guys come on. Yeah, I'll be by the back. You'll be fine
Oh lord I
Kind of hope we see a bunch of different maps like now. I think we have to right
What we play this time?
Guys, hey guys, what about we do my plane this time?
Whatever you want, I'm gonna ban nuke obviously I'm gonna ban Mara's because you don't want we actually might just end up playing
That's two again guys honestly ban Mara's every time, but should we ban nuke?
Yes, yes, sir
Yes, we're talking about
for the team I'll tell you that right now so if you guys want to ban nuke then
we're banning nuke can't tell my boys but let me tell you if mr. devil if
watch play maraud let's do that no no no guys guys I'm not I'm feeling a bit
under the weather today so I am down with whatever you guys want also like
nuke we did play a decent number of premier games on it so I'm open that's
true I'm seeing nuke guys I know that like sometimes you get like sit on a nuke
I think it's because people played nuke religiously. No one in this tournament plays nuke religiously and we probably played it more than all of them
I know it's risky. I know I could eat my words
We go on there and get 13 out but for some reason I think it's more likely that we go on there at 13 of them
And we can recreate the team kill clip
Very true on a very true very true apparently squeaks will rail us on nuke apparently squeaks is a is a is a is a nuke man
Well, that's what I was gonna say brother. He has like he's such a high rating like he's gonna know all of like the smoke shreds
And these guys have been practicing so their takes on dude. Oh, yeah, okay, then never mind never mind
Wait, so where did you guys net out on that?
No, I had to go I had to go TT guys. Okay, let's play if we come up against adapt. It's a dapper. Let's see
We already be the depth. We just play now. We play now. We play now
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. If we
one team again, we play new
I don't think we're gonna
because we're going on the
to and all. I think that's
going to be the final match.
We're going to play four
matches all against Ludwig
starting now. He says. Yep.
Oh my god. Four matches. We
back against Ludwig. It's
like the player with the m
Shit. Oh, this guy squeaks on the other team. No, it's like the best player in this tournament. So
We're just gonna have to hunker down and get it done. You know, are we already in the finale?
Isn't this next match kind of a freebie for us?
Yeah, but it's against the team. We're gonna play in the finals. Yeah, we got a lock-in
Every single year these service weeks is good. He is
Probably worse than summit
the that like well there was a year where tens was in this fucking tournament
dude and I don't know yet
I think I want to be one twice
you can always everyone has a hundred and three
I'm not afraid of the guy I'm just
you know we shouldn't be changing our strategy because of Squeaks by himself
other than maybe if there's certain maps where knowing certain smokes is
extremely important yeah Duke right so like for example like dust you don't
really like everyone kind of knows all the smokes so he doesn't have that much
I don't know anything about Duke.
Oh, guys, I'm just saying, since this next game is kind of a freebie,
and we're going to face Ludwig's team literally four times,
if you've got, like, super cool, secret technology,
do not do it on the first game.
All right?
I don't know.
Pina, do you?
Oh, okay.
Round if, round if, round if!
I'll throw this question back to you.
Do you think we have any tech like that?
I don't have tech.
You have?
Round if!
What tissue do we possibly...
Do we hold the power, the sudden, or the pull of our hands?
Hold our hands. Well, no, but like sometimes there's like spots you stand that like you can get a couple kills
Like two rounds and then it stops working like that type of thing. I mean
Yeah, don't use like unless we're losing of course
Don't use like your main shit. Honestly just play like honestly kind of random the first round first game
Kind of just like doing whatever whenever
Oh captain my captain hurt hurt hurt
Unless you're gonna have to update your clients as an update that came up. Yeah, let me go
Yeah, let me go ahead. We are big
Conclusion of this conversation, but I think I'm actually in the way. I don't know we make a couple goose, but I think the map to play is I
Don't know again. I don't want to play that stupid. I think it's our best chance. I don't know
We don't need dust listen no noo no Inferna no Mirage anything else about overpass. We're good
It's overpass even an option. Oh, I think so. Yeah
I mean, I don't care about overpass. Do you guys care about overpass? You guys want to play overpass?
Hell yeah, no, I don't want to but okay. I'm down to play it
I think we can listen listen how about this?
I will go through the bands live with you guys, okay, and we can pick together
Okay, I mean that's the easy way to do it because then we're just flipping a coid what map you like boy boom
Okay, you go one. I want to reiterate in case anyone didn't hear they're gonna pump fake
They've done it in every game so far every time I tune in they're pump faking not going to pump fake
Make sure we ain't care. I'm about to stream snipe scum bro. No bullshit
I think uh like what maps do you guys prefer is a better way like I think what when we talk about bands that usually
People get confused because it's like split like what maps do you like and then what maps do we know what them to have
Yo, this is all a roost. He's trying to get us to play Mirage. He's trying to get us to play Mirage right now.
That's true. That's true. He's trying to trick us. He's trying to trick us. I hear his voice. I hear his voice.
I'm not trying to trick you. I'm just asking.
Honestly, you know what? I honestly hate to say it, but Ameson is pretty good.
I'm down to play ancient overpass if we want to avoid mirage.
Or Nubis.
Guys, I have an idea.
They ban mirage.
We guys, since this next game was kind of a freebie, let's pick one of our other maps,
like ancient or overpass.
We can kind of know whether we can go out on a wing and choose these weird maps.
Alright, so you guys, listen, listen.
All that remains is Dust2, overpass, inferno, ancient, nuke.
So, you want me ban inferno?
Banded for them
It's for a dude. Yeah, bad for a dude. Okay
Abandoned for them. Okay. Okay. What's that? What's that?
Right now we have dust to overpass ancient nuke and the bands coming to them. Okay guys, they banned
They banned overpassed
We're gonna end up on dust.
Did they ban ancient?
634 ancient.
Should we?
Ancient, it's ancient or dust too, basically.
Go for ancient.
Right, guys, right?
Or no?
All right.
Hold on.
Let me take that back.
All right, listen.
There's dust, true, ancient, and nuke.
Can you demand one?
Why would you like me to ban?
Yep.
Ban, do.
Hopefully.
Y'all, let's go.
We could ban dust, true, or dance, then.
We could ban dust, too.
I should ban dust, too.
No, no, no.
I don't know if they're gonna bro. Can you imagine three other play like Seth hasn't played new this guy has got to be the only
Player who has played new get in there then fuck them. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it. We guys for sure be losers
We're still the finale right? Yes. Okay, so they literally can lose it doesn't matter. Oh
Shit, they really want to play new they didn't even think about that. Oh shit. Oh
Oh my god. Oh, hey listen listen listen listen listen. Nobody plays you lose this map
We go to the finals and a brand new best of three. It's fine. That's you guys. Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're just
Whatever right because we're both you know, yeah, yeah
Who's we a low-weight practice nuke? I played nuke 500 times to start play this game. I still suck at this map, bro. It's fine
I
Don't like this one. We're about to be it. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
I'm gonna do a lucky warm-up case. I'm just gonna do a lucky warm-up case. It speaks in our spot and killing us
Don't worry. He's dead
I'm gonna do a lucky one case for the team. All right, you guys mind you guys mind if I do lucky warm-up case for the team
No, I don't mind then go right ahead. Thank you so much double left. Thank you. All right. Here we go. All right
Uh, Nightfrog's very important.
Yeah.
Very, very, very important.
Well, what do we want?
What, what, what side do we want?
We want CT.
CT is like 80, 20 fucking strong.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, we'll be alright.
Yeah, we're good.
You got formations?
No, no, no, no.
You only get what we choose.
I'm tweaking.
Who's that, Donovan?
It's a bitch of me.
Here he is.
I'm one of the five of us.
Good, bad, good.
Uh, bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate my boy.
He just spawns on the same spot every time.
Thank you
I got the left you hold that right side. Oh
We're looking at our rights and left so I don't know if you could beat them on any map
Let me have one let me have one of these bitches watch this you're a bitch
Right ahead
We have the six of them you have the six one. Okay. Yeah. Oh wow what the caramban is
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay. Alright, my turn.
I think I just-
We made our point. We made our point.
I think I- No, I don't think we have. I don't think we have.
I don't think we have. I don't think we have made our point yet.
No, we haven't at all.
No, I don't think so. I think we just started making our point.
I think we're just start making up
Let him know let him know that we need fucking business right here
What
I need no damn help! I NEED NO DAMN BEL!
Let him know boys, let him know.
I have no ammo now.
Oh, I died.
I need a new gun.
I
For years
I'm gonna start playing like you came in this time. I can feel it that good thing or bad thing
all righty all righty wait I'm actually kind of insane no more kills perfect
number I want to strap boys what is the
Let's try here.
When night front.
Night front we're going left side and we just win it.
Guys, we have not won a single night front, but is there a strategy that we're missing?
You want to try to single people out.
Listen, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to make kill squads.
All right, me, Hutch, double lift, nade shot, and then Yvonne, you kind of like Timpton.
Like you walk up to him like you're going to kill him, but you don't actually do it.
And then Hutch, how many of you are going to be the commander of our group?
I'm going to say, get this guy on the left.
Double lift, you be the commander of your group, you go, get this guy on the right.
You two like really go after whoever you go down
Not here, bro. Everybody stay here stay here. Don't leave blur
Double in stay with a shot
You dig a you just put them apart you you kind of scare
Somebody
Attack the one on the left
I
One ramp if not two for pistol
Now we're not giving it we only need one person out there
They're coming squeaky fast. Oh my god, they're here
Yeah, they're already through.
What?
I'm sorry, I missed pretty bad.
I would have.
I have never seen a team get there that fast.
Yeah.
That was.
That was something.
I don't know how to climb ladders.
It's okay.
Yeah, that was.
What is being for some reason?
I think we need to redo the whole knife out. I know I think that's true. I think if this is this round next round didn't count
That means 45. Yeah, that is true. That is true. Yeah
Okay
Open redoing. Oh, that's one of those situations where if we would have won the pistol round
It would have been hell on earth, but because they wanted their
I think we should make a big deal about it. I think we should actually make this a problem
Well, they're not around it. Make a big I'm writing a tweet longer right now. I'm making a huge statement right now
They go I'm the ATG pissed
I'll be right
I
Locked it was like it was like
Hmm
Now this is not a piss. This is a shit 100% I know shit when I see one. Oh, I don't shit when I see where as well
I'm sure how to be sent. I'm sure you're a peanut
I'm not feeling so good physically. I need a motivational speech from my leader
listen boys
That enemy across this building doesn't give a fuck if you live or die
So I want you boys to go in there and give them hell I want you to take their
lives but not only their lives their spirit their hope their will to live
now get out there to this right there
I knew he was hitting me. Holy shit. I walked in.
They're ramped. They're ramped. Oh. Yeah. Oh my god.
No one got one. They're all ramped. They're all ramped. Oh my god.
We're fast.
I
Onside cancel plant
We got a couple that goes first real round of the game we go first real round
They're gonna really use squeaky. They're going to hit squeaky.
Guys, use smokes and be annoying. Use smokes and be annoying.
They're late in. They can run out of time before they can even get outside.
Smoking outside?
They can go secret. They double smoke.
They just popped squeaky.
They just smoked Mini.
Kinda needs somebody to aim with me.
I think I can give a secret.
Yeah, I'm kinda watching secret right now, but I'm trying to watch Hot and Secret.
Two ramps in the ramp!
One's in Hot. Oh, they're hitting it.
I was back and hut yeah he's uh you might be hit her once or twice to your left you know
I
Unchie that angle like one like I had your back and then I unpicked it for one second
As I'm telling you if we can just smoke and make them like waste 45 seconds per round those are getting so antsy and nervous
Yeah, it's a month smoke off wherever you think they're gonna come
They're have outside
Lot of what no secret lot of no secret outside a lot
We don't think go down we don't think we've done anything not all five they could have they could have are you down low right now or now?
There could be two secret right now three a secret
I'm gonna type on the time give me time give me time give me time give me time give me time
I just did you got it were you at we had last guy was right there hutch oh my god
Where's you going? Where's you going airbeat? I don't know. We don't know. We don't know yet
I
Yeah, I just heard about stairs. Oh, I do
You win this he's got to be lit
You know like out oh my
Yeah, come on!
We're gonna be hurting them.
We're gonna hurt them!
Hey, do we need to?
We need to get some fresh!
Get some fresh!
Alright, alright!
That was crazy.
Yeah, alright.
Look at that!
You bought me?
I
Can you take it up?
Oh my god, they got me they got me there's a lot of her from that moment on oh
They're running through
of
the
And
Don't know where from
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
What a round kid! What a round!
All right, all right, what a play!
Double B, double B, double cock, can I have that?
Yeah. Yeah.
Six, one, six, one, six, one, six, one, six, one.
Oh, oh, oh, here you go.
Six, one, six, one, six, one, six, one.
Oh, here we go, the next one's mine.
All right, let's ride!
Yeah, I'm gonna final you.
Thanks, double B, good for your advice.
Thank you, sir.
See, this is your motivational speech.
Oh, yeah, oh yeah.
the speech oh yeah oh yeah
door squeaky a couple I'm with you I'm watching you right one dinks pop silo
they're playing outside we just think on top of silo our farm we're fine what's
above me Nate
Two outside.
I'm here.
Got me heaven.
Same.
Outside.
One outside.
One more red.
I missed.
Still red.
I
There's still one man. I don't know if he crossed it out
The full caution before cross that's secret right there
Yeah, I went down low peanut
What?
Where?
The.
I don't think so.
See?
Oh!
Single, single.
Pretty lit.
Is that the, that door? Look at that.
Yeah, I think it's pistol here.
That thing.
You can just stick it.
Oh god.
No, no, no.
I'll just play more house music, you're gonna be rebonded, Maxi.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
We'll smoke outside.
Smoking, I think we're going.
I'm after you, go ramp.
One ramp, one ramp.
Yeah, we're smoking it.
I want-
Oh, my Jesus.
Ah, one shot or...
...List on a hunt, just got him.
I
They're taking a
They're not in yet
Go that native
All ramp
Yo, I had a bully outside with you this round
Double it. I'm gonna need all
Where where
No already out in a
one
two
of
the last in close man
You're
Lock it in boy
again yeah yeah yeah one dead they're still there I'm flanking hard. Beautiful.
Step one down.
One more bottom health.
Oh my god.
I'll be confused. I'll be confused. I'll be confused.
Oh, you want to?
Get a reputation.
Yo, I'm not going to lie.
I'm just am hitting a whole round that I decided not to go after you guys
until you get a point in a bad spot.
It's okay.
I will win it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's too easy. Too easy.
Good work, boys. Good work.
They kind of thought that we don't play anyone heaven,
so they take a pretty...
I can go heaven, but they don't lose ramp.
Up to the last two.
Yeah.
No, no, no. We don't change anything.
We don't change anything.
We can keep our strat, yeah, but that's why we keep hitting A.
That's what you're talking about.
We have to lock in, by the way, though, because T-Sci is much harder.
Yeah.
We're supposed to be waiting for rounds.
This is good. We got the eco-bill. Everything is fine.
I just got re-fired.
Alright, they're in lobby.
Flash! Flash ramp!
You guys can buy time.
Really not good, Aide.
I'll give it
You like second slow like that
Yo, they're all hitting a right now lobby lobby lobby lobby
Well, no one went out last last site last site. I did damage people
Wow, oh that grenade the grenade
Wow
They don't have an opera I think
Oh
They do something be ramp to you to you Bob was it you I'm outside
Once
I
Want
The cross the cross oh my god, I just do so hard
Thank you went for it single but I don't know
Oh
Double doors
Not so I think it was double doors. No good
Oh my god
You should stay me there
you see that is singly that was a little bit of a
that's okay that's okay
please we got coached by flam listen I'm gonna throw a Molly at your squeaky door
so it doesn't happen as fast hopefully all the way I actually don't
are a beautiful man. No, I'm not what the? Oh, there's one that. Yeah, it sounds like
a couple of pushy you won't shoot. You can't get past it. Flash out the ramp outside. You
push up the ramp. There's one on Marshmallow. Oh my god. Yeah, you guys are going crazy.
got ramp on. Yeah, I accidentally show some
you better put that away. Guys, seriously, we cannot
underestimate I to be here, boys. We are on terror side.
We are on terror side. Okay. Okay. Do we have to play?
I'm going to get all this and I'll go in first. I don't
care. What? Like yeah, like what? Oh my god. I would still
have to go. I would still look at the go. Alright, let's do it.
I have best friends on it.
One stop up right now.
Nice job.
Want to watch our pinch real quick?
No, it's on pinch right now.
He's behind us.
Oh, he's behind us. He's behind us.
All behind us. All behind us.
I'm coming down. I'm coming down.
I'm behind us. I'm behind us.
You can trash back here, motherfucker.
Oh
Just couldn't have one more cable like 700 more
I
My friend
Will be ramp
Just you in there peanut careful
Those you have over the screen door there's one heaven I think
why you turn around double it and just watch mini I've got a I've got a
gun yeah I got a one-second yeah I think mini like 100% mini with the gun
This is it, we kill them, and then we go home.
Hey listen man, we don't have bomb, we don't have bomb.
Oh my god.
I'll try my best.
Oh my god, I have.
That hits.
Oh my god, I just took 40 damage, I'm gonna shoot myself in the game.
I suck, I suck.
oh dude default a you might go for my gun he said Matt max seven last was
default a last was default a with a max seven I don't know if I ended up ramp
somehow he's just like was site he probably went lobby now I'm watching
trophy could have went down ramp he could be in our lobby right next to you
I'm not gonna leave on.
or you drop down then think we're gonna be just go away and plan I think oh yeah we're the terrorist oh my god I forgot what's up
okay I'm going we're playing I'm gonna smoke I'm gonna smoke have it I'm gonna smoke have it for you okay yeah I think we did get it
live oh it's just squeaky I'm just gonna smoke you all right there you go you're welcome oh my god oh my god don't
I
Right we're doing pretty good
We keep that back I would have by now dropping an AK for anybody
Okay, I'd fine over the weekend.
I'll be getting the gig outside again.
He's gonna suck it playing outside.
I have to go buy food.
Sorry.
You're a mystery.
I understand.
No.
Oh my God.
I'm pretty sure I'm up.
He's got this one shot.
I just do so hard.
Oh my God.
Down secret.
Oh my God.
I'm in viewers bombed down. I'm not sure but once having for sure ones mini
I thought I saw I haven't where have it haven't and ones I think one's many to your right and
Once having to your left hutch. Oh my god.
That was up up there.
That was I lied. I lied.
I lied. I can play the game.
Bruce Lee's not here anymore.
What's my left came from secret?
It's playing a poor double-course.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, did you see that, did you see that, look at that,
I was incredible. Oh my god double mean I'm opening occasions for you and whatever I get in here
I'm gonna keep open five open five. I only have two left. Oh
Wow
case open 1v1 scum that was
okay that was like
wait wait wait wait wait hold on
I hit the flake the reason why he was AFK was because he was opening a case
yeah yeah
yeah he opened it first he literally
did not ever heard of him
he opened a case and killed scum
brother I thought he lagged out hand to god I had no idea that's what he was doing was opening a case
it's just said in the text
I swear on everything
he opened a case
it's called aura day shot alright pal
alright bro it might be 4d
I don't know what's what or how turn you are, how locked in I was.
I had no idea you did the entire clip.
Good work boys, good work, good work boys.
All right, I think we get a little bit of a break here.
Okay.
And then we go.
So we finished the round, the red Robin, whatever the fuck thing.
And now we're moving on to the finale, which is best of three against Ludwig's team,
the team we just played.
Yep.
Okay guys, I'm not gonna lie to you,
if we beat them three to 13 on Nuke,
our most feared map that we wouldn't beat him, right?
I don't wanna, do not underestimate our enemy boys,
do not underestimate them.
I just wanna say.
Yes sir.
And I think we should go for ancient.
If we had lost this, I'd say go back to those two.
We won, I think we should go for ancient.
What are you guys saying?
Or no, it's fine if not, it's fine if not.
I agree.
Okay, ancient will overpass.
Hmm
Is that what his job done don't think so hold up one thing that quote guys somebody give me the exact one
Give me the whole thing start to finish
That's the whole thing the whole thing from when he starts speaking to when he stopped speaking
What should it be happy about? Job finished? I don't think so. Okay, okay, all right, all right, okay.
What should it be happy about? What should it be happy about? Job finished? I don't think so.
All right, there we go, there we go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go.
You can set the order of fun two to three times in this egg match.
Right? Right? So when I say it, you're like, oh my God, what? That's the first time I've ever heard that quote or something.
Other than, of course, when Kobe said it. That's the second time I've ever heard that quote.
So whenever I see it, you do the thing. Oh my God, what? How do you do that? Off the fly.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh, um...
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
Got you, boss. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Oh, you guys want some of the ATG buckets?
Yes, I am, Team Captain.
Ah, good. Study up. Study up.
Thank you for the motivational speech.
Of course. Anytime, Mr. LB.
I mean, double cock. I mean, double cum.
I mean, double slug. I mean, double horse cock.
Look at this. Thank you so much. Burned in it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love you,
bitch. I never stop loving you, bitch. Never stop loving you, bitch.
No, no idea. Get away with that. All right. We're doing three CT. This is what we think.
What? What girls say in the bathroom? Girls talk in the bathroom.
I just called him double horse gone. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you know, maybe I'm the weird one, but I've literally never once wondered what it was like in the girls bathroom. I just something that guys think about really you guys don't wonder what goes on.
Have you ever wondered what happens in the guys' bathroom?
Dude, I've learned literally about what's it called, the piss place etiquette.
Yeah, piss place etiquette.
Sometimes if there's five or more guys in a men's bathroom,
they'll actually all agree to not use the urinal and all piss in the corner at the same time.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
You're sitting too many on and outs right now.
Yeah.
I mean like I heard that guys sometimes play game where they like try to hit something in the
Yeah, you so like if I'm in like if I'm like like if I'm at like a restaurant with my friend
And he's having a bathroom with me. I'll pull a prank on him and while he's peeing I'll come up and pee peeing on him
Come on. Wow to like mark your territory
He's peeing right now, which you know about p-lock
I mean when you're like even if you're in danger it takes like three seconds for your brain to figure out how to get you away from the
Urinal you're kind of like locked there, so I got like three seconds of p-long
Roger's pissed all over
Does he like fight back like this Bruce Lee is thinking around also no she has to think it's
I tell you if you really I'm telling you there actually is the thing called p-long all right
I just made it up, but it's like nobody's ever said what it like
Call it a term, but it really is a thing everybody knows what I'm talking about
about maybe like you saw a spider on your leg in like three seconds you can't
your brain can't get away from the urinal because you're being you have
me yeah yeah yeah you'd like to be like three seconds to figure it out so he
would be locked boom he all over his ankles or something I'm quoting that
term B lock that's mine be like you like that's mine oh yeah I'm gonna fight you
over it. It's a very valuable term.
I really think if I were, if that happened to me and I was a dude,
I would whip around piss right back on.
You might do that, but I'm telling you, your brain instinctually
does not let you get off of P lock for like three seconds. I
swear to you, I swear to God, it's something in the brain.
That's why you can't do a view on that's not too bad to your leaders are in here quick bomb needs to get planted who blocked
That is just the is blocked just get it. Good luck doesn't exist
See when no adept kitty
I
Know I was an Xbox guy up until probably
Maybe like four years ago, maybe five years ago.
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Wait, so you only started five years ago?
I'm asking you, boy.
I could be wrong.
I, like, before that, I played a little bit
of Alchemy keyboard, like a tiny, tiny bit,
like very rarely, like once every like five months,
I just hopped on a computer game,
because like, that is crazy, dude.
Your raw aim is fucking.
Team Tyler won, looking for the victory.
I'm trying the best one on the whole team.
MAMEN! MAMEN! MAMEN! MAMEN!
Team Adapt is actually gonna get that...
That would be crazy.
They're fighting for their lives.
They're fighting for their lives out here. Adapt is on the board. He's been playing with shotguns only.
I hope that adapts team loses so that because I know that the Ludwig team is better
But myth is really tricky and I think I'd rather face better players slightly better players than tricky players
I mean, oh my God, look at him go.
Jesus Christ.
He does have the grind.
I actually heard you made a comment about a guy who ran apps with that exact shotgun like
three days ago.
I think it was you.
I think you call me like this pizza shit is running apps with an auto shotgun or something.
I don't think I've ever bought that gun. I have like thousands of hours. Yes. I don't think I've used it once
I usually ten times. I've never really do go with that
It just feels so dishonorable like I don't know why I don't want to use it
What before what before situation
Dude wait disease actually showing up like she's got 16 kills
Yep, money's weird in the final round of regulation
could be going for it.
They didn't go bad.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't think Disney's going to get away with this.
There's 33 seconds left, and they've got four guys.
One of them is going to play there.
I don't think so.
They're too scared.
They're just posted.
That's true.
It is 10 to 12.
I think the Debson plays the slowest, because they have
myths like only lyrics.
Jake's like a normal player, but then the rest of them
kind of like shift only.
I kind of agree with you.
It would be easy to see what's global. Are you sure boys? Are you sure six?
Yeah, I don't I don't doubt it 16 kills of the 18 two tournament. I don't doubted that at all
I know that I don't know. I don't know anything about dizzy or Emily or
Tyler or ever will come in a
Digit make or even adapt outside of color duty. So
Wow, that's a big competition big competition. Wow. That's impressive. That's impressive. That's cool
That's cool
Not this dizzy another dizzy I guess I'm already I
Okay, all right, what about this dizzy was this dizzy global
How's your sanity and anything
We'll make it boy. We'll make it. I will figure it out. I will make it
It was me
Oh
And allowed him onto this off and despite team adapts best efforts and adapt
I
Saw the wall you guys see the walls you can see like the yellow online the two blue on lines
They were basically pushing forward with
sticks and stones and he gets an off off the body on site yeah that's tough
out so the battle for the bottom it's complete yes well in the round robin
now they got to go out and get in the best of three true hey that might be the
series to watch with how the first game went between team bird beat of the team
Ludwig yeah but again nuke CT side kickoff that's what I'm hoping I want to
see I want to see where our maps go because at least we we didn't get to see
But we there was a different app right we get an inferno and a nuke. Yeah, give me that veto for grand finals
Then we can talk about maybe the blowout of her
Hey, everything's been great so far. I mean a lot to look forward to though
We haven't yet to see our consolation match and our grand finals ought to be coming up soon
But listen while they're competing for a lot of money
Throughout this tournament. There's also a lot of cool prizes
You guys can win as well at the end of this week
Some of you lucky viewers will win a CS2 keyboard and one lucky winner
Whoa, oh my god, it's got the dragon law thing on it. Holy shit
It's kind of got thing about the arrow keys. What is that for your chance to win? I want that folks
You've got a lot more action coming up
Stick around we'll be right back after a brief break with our third place match and funds. What do you get that?
Where do you get that?
What is that?
Where do you get that?
Do you get that thing?
Dude, how?
That thing is cool.
Did you get that?
Watching that view map right after the smoke phase.
Laser?
Got it into the giveaway.
Oh, it's like a one-time thing.
Okay, that's actually really cool.
Yeah!
Oh, it does! It does! It does!
It does on the big screen!
Shit.
Come on, quick. Hold on.
Ooh.
Okay.
We got two! We're on the board!
Come inside.
Nice.
One more.
Car?
Yes!
God, shit!
Clean!
Huge!
Oh, they're just on the side! They're just on the side!
I didn't have to see a single person. That's my kind of rounds. W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
Too easy, too easy.
Guys, if they don't play the case opening clip, come on.
Guys, you guys don't play the case opening clip yet because there's no way they don't play the case opening clip.
There's actually no way they don't play it.
I need to see the case opening clip on the live stream.
Did they play it yet?
Oh, they didn't oh my god, they need to they need to all right they need to play that clip right here right now
They mentioned they mentioned it
We're a 1v1 CS 2 games, oh my god
Oh, oh my god, oh, this is when kind of you to got that four peas
Oh, and then we killed her. And then we killed her and took her A's.
Ooh, what do we want? Here we go, here we go!
Ohhhh!
Get out!
Too easy, too easy.
What's the score? I don't know.
But we went on imagine
I'm so sorry, bro. There's one CT. Hey, what did that happen with your date shot head?
Like you're already scooting and I ran through
No, I thought you're fall bro. I thought you're falling all
Let's face it. Yeah, I
Will say it is a big adjustment from going cuz like
Everybody
Second just spamming their night and then you do some team damage you're like, oh, yeah
Oh
Yeah, I get what he's by the way guys don't let me go into the next batch without more cases
We're or a farming the entire time the entire tournament is one big for an opportunity
Okay, all right, that's the main objective winning gum second or a first or a first
I
Wish we use some crazy actually since we turn it it's we play so stretched like fucking crazy
This guy is actually
Imagine if you like a hundred dollar weapon case on that club clip in the same. Oh my god. Oh my god
We would have doubled with a double the order would be double double double wait is the first time I've seen summits set up in his chair
Oh shit look at him. Oh
Oh
He is locked in
Look at his look at his posture on his arm as well as guy
That's that's 30 years of CSS. He's got gaming these guys a gamer. No, but how does he actually have posture like that sitting up?
Yeah, I
Look like fucking wazimoto. I'm back another name. I see true
Wait someone should tell something that playing CSS literally good for his health so like treating out his spine. I
Have a terrible posture. Oh me too
Yeah, I need to fix it watch it. It's unfixable, bro. We're in our 30s. We're scared man. No, no, no
It's never too late an old dog. You asked me to sit like if I were to mr.
Beast, but you told me sit up for an hour. I get a billion dollars. I don't think I could actually do it
Now you could do you do anything
Connection this true purpose is to inspire us all to connect more meaningfully. Who is it? Everyone? Welcome Ted
Who's that? It kind of looks like Summit.
I want to talk to you about this new AT&T segment called Rewarding Connection.
Now, you know this, but not everybody has to be the MVP in order to create a winning impact.
Sometimes it's about those who create the connection and deliver the assists and keep the whole team in sync, right?
So each week AT&T has been recognizing a perfect outstanding teamwork and connection, awarding 5K to the charity of their choice.
But this week, we're going to be rewarding the player who earned the most assists during the round
rub and stage of Counter Strike 2. And remember, listen, the connection matters. It has to be a TNT.
Bye, Ted. Back to you, Courage. Bye. She's late again. Bye, Summit. Bye, Ted.
That was Ted for teeing up this week. We're rewarding him.
It's whoever has the most assists. Our winner this week is...
Whoa!
Nate Shot!
Ready, guys?
Oh!
Hey!
Let's go, Dave!
Let's take a look at some of the plays that made the difference here.
You guys are ahead of me.
You spoiled it.
Oh.
The rich get richer, eh?
That's us.
Yeah, they're rich.
Now, here we are.
Our connector!
Nate Shot!
What a performance.
Well, I mean, these lurks.
Here he is again.
We didn't get to watch this game, but already into the action, already ready to just jump
on players with their back strings.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that's damn!
Wait, Nick, are you all right?
Oh, yeah.
Look at that sexy man.
Oh, my goodness.
You were right about the posture thing.
I can see it.
You look like shit.
I fucking hate this.
He's got a Mike Wazowski posture, but he just walked in.
Ooh!
You guys made a shot.
most assist is the MPP, the, the history, but I think that he was probably not the MPP.
This is like a side thing.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you right now.
MPP is still a different branch.
Let's go!
I think also great radar settings for a guy that's playing like he is.
That's one of those things where like the D-Hogs, who, um, guy like Adapt is just kind
of something that he knows.
I actually had a huge disadvantage.
No, this is a man that's going to throw counter-fragments.
You you you pick the charity already right if you would have me today, junior
five times
Hold up. We say this by the way happened
And that's what I was thinking that's what I was thinking so that's how I was thinking chills flank perfect
That's how I was thinking I just second what it might but I was honestly. Yeah, I think that's fine
That was actually um terms of how he cleared window where he's good. It was a perfect angle by tunnel versus
Nate shots connection of his bullets to my face
Congratulations again to Nate shot on being our rewarding connection and
Match
teams stacked up during round robin gameplay and look at our matchup for this game
So here was a look at how everything broke down
19 round differential team Tyler 1 1 2 minus 18 team. Oh my god
As we are new round if round if
the chat for the for the vetoes oh yeah wait yeah Dave check can you tell us what
What's going on with the V-Dos?
He's deathin' right now.
Oh, I got a P.
I got a P.
He is.
That's the time, man.
That's the time.
Watch out.
How you doin'?
Alright.
Chat was sayin' that you had something to say to me.
I was just wondering how the vetoes are going.
They were about to do them now, so...
Tell me what you want.
Big daddy?
We're aiming for ancient, we'll settle for overpass.
Do you have a bunch?
And then after that, I say...
That's a wide net you just passed.
That's two.
That's a wide net.
That's two of the three.
What do you guys think?
You guys agree with that one, two, three placement?
Okay, so...
You want me to ban...
What first?
I'm gonna have to buy a Double List of dinner. I actually genuinely bound to my very court,
even though I hate Mirage, I do feel bad that we haven't played Mirage once because it's
his favorite map and it's all he plays. How would this be if we win the first two rounds
and the last round is nullified? I don't have that strong of a preference. It's all good.
No, no, I know you don't. And you haven't made a big deal about it at all. I just want
you know I have to be down I will I will think about it at least one time
before I go to sleep think about me clothes though I'm just fucking hate
mirage I'm glad you did those two because they're so funny I guess it's
like one of those maps where you played it so many times that like yeah people
get like really they either hated it or they loved it honestly you know it's
kind of an asshole like team captain most popular and then he's like yo
double if you've been playing so well but we're not playing your favorite map
like kind of a piece you're good you're good I I did feel a little lost on a
new bus but we're playing dust now so we're chilling so wait what are the maps
we're trying to do bands right now but the command is not working in chat okay
got you yeah unfortunately now don't feel bad I think the worst map is behind
me and it was I'm lost I'm back I'm back I don't think you're playing yet the
bands aren't working so like we haven't gotten through any of the maps yet okay
okay okay right double it you might double it maybe you're captain
I have to be game lucky case. Oh, you gotta do period ban underscore
The underscore mirage or no underscore between ban in the map and D. Yeah
Apparently they ban inferno just I
Probably shouldn't know that but my chance spammed it over and over so there's no way for me to avoid it
Yeah, yeah
You would know that anyways really right? I am hot. I'm actually low key fine with any of these maps
I mean if any of them we maybe we should just banned us to
Wait, what do you see these maps at oh?
Sorry, you have to get into the game if you get into the lobby
Oh, yes, I'm remaining our dust you overpass inferno ancient nuke which one should we remove that's we won't reveal time
Oh, we have to pick one map to play as map one. I pick now. Oh you pick yeah dust you overpass inferno ancient nuke
What do you guys think? Do we run ancient?
I'm down to pick ancient.
Okay, I'm gonna do ancient.
Okay, we have two.
Okay.
You guys think? I mean, if we want to do something else, we can't do something else.
I picked ancient.
I think it's fine. They're definitely gonna try to get Dust2 in there.
We're probably gonna end up playing Dust2.
I think he's gonna throw him for a loop.
I used to throw him for a loop.
Wait, what's the first game?
Wait, why is he confused? He said wait, what LOL? I
Don't think he realized that you were picking a map
Well, I mean it's just a says
Peanut must now pick a map. So yeah, no, I think they were probably gonna ban that or something. Maybe he's
The bottom
We boys the ancient. You guys think ancient is a good choice?
Oh, my boy. Good man.
Okay, so now they have to play as a map.
Yeah, and now we pick CT.
I think we do ancient.
At least I want to miss on for a loop.
Now we have to ban a map.
So between Inferno, Nuke and Overpass, we want to ban Inferno?
Look, I genuinely think we ban Inferno because
is we know that we're better than I met Nuke, most likely, right?
Yeah.
And then Overpass, I mean, Overpass takes a lot of teamwork, so that could play into
our favor or not.
I don't know.
I like Inferno, or I like Overpass, Inferno, I don't care for.
So I would just ban Inferno.
All right, I banned it.
Yeah.
They get to choose from Nuke and Overpass now.
Fuck Inferno.
So what, what's the games right now?
The map shuts.
So it's Ancient Dust.
Does AT&T tag going off on the last map
Come excited play dust the end be honest with you Luke. Okay, which one I'm
Ancient
Team P I'll be back
Oh
Which one that was a close one that was a close one that was a close one right there
That was a close one. I was close right there. I was close
What the fuck are you talking about hunch you don't lock it out you don't lock it
I just beat about thank you though. Okay. Thank you sir. It's very kind of you
I'll listen massage. We're gonna do the same plan you and me
Double-lip the day job. You're part of the breaker. Boom. We seven and two teams of the nines. Yeah
What
Just before this map starts just know I have smokes for A and B at any point if you guys need them and mid
Perfect. Oh my god. Fantastic. Just you guys have information
Oh, mr. John. I'm a boy. Good bad. Good. Uh, bad
Thank you, my boy
Oh wait guys what
I shouldn't eat that food
Wait, it's a double double lift. Are you safe? I eat too
Oh
Bruce Lee
They double it are you suggest me don't do our plan for knife knife round or no
What's plan? All right? You know what fuck it? What was the teams again?
I'm thinking that's the way out with the way. I think we should work is me and hutch on one team
I'm the leader of that team. I do the cause
Double lift and Nades on the other team double if you're the leader you made the cause you're Vaughn
She kind of like goes up and boom and like I actually she's about to hit so they kind of break apart a little bit walk back
Don't just don't get hit don't get hit keep walking back keep walking forward
They break up and then as they break up I'm gonna be like all right. Let's kill the one the left the program
The lips can get all kill the one the right the program. It's about yeah. Yeah, I see I see
Whenever you guys are in the lobby make sure you type
Right you guys are all here ready
Oh, hold up. Stop running.
What the hell?
Damn, that dude was nasty.
Hey, Trout, you dirty barnacle. You're doing the limit spawn.
Stop feel something you know I mean
Got you in the knife
Oh
I
Will go out first you guys can beat the fuck out of me. Let's go
There's no big brother's trading. I'm swinging immediately. I'm not stopping of smoke anything. Yeah, I got you
Back box
I'm pushing temple fast
Oh my god
They're gonna swing me right now in temple
Last site
He doesn't have a kit so just play time
Yeah, I don't we've
No way
I'm gonna sweat that I should have died, but no I hard through that we got two entries
We've got the we've got
It was honestly a really good shot out of him to like don't it boys like we stay lost
Yeah, I mean we are bombed out
Oh, no, no, he's hurt. He's hurt.
Have the flake. Oh
My god, oh my
I'm love. Oh
I'm dead. Oh my god coming out of the door as well. Oh my god. What are we doing?
I'm not nothing boys
I
Got it right here right now. I boys by the way remember the city side is way easy on this map
All right, so we got get like just like four rounds and we're gonna go
I think I'm just gonna challenge mid. Oh, they model a last round, but yes, I can't flash
Let's see what's going on out mid drop the bomb, you know, I'm flashing right now
I'm out. Retreat, retreat. They haven't made a sack of doom. Let's work B.
I just kind of walked over here right now. Yeah, I'm up. If I could have one in cave, one long.
One's in cave, one's in cave.
Cave dead. That's great, cave. I'm rolling with you, bro. Let's go. Let's go in.
One CT right now, Foosley.
I shot.
We got one more there around that corner breaking
Like here yeah, just trying to lay delay delay delay what yeah, we saw that coming
I'm so sorry
I thought he was going to go away. He saw that color you serious scum is fucking crazy
We get on economy. Yeah, we're okay. I'm gonna guys. I'm gonna have a SMG. I'm gonna brush out B fall behind me
I'm gonna behind me. I got the SMG. Yeah
Okay, I'm mobbed
I'm flashed three guys
Oh my god, top mid.
Top mid.
You guys run at her.
Don't let her set you down.
Good thing you could get the right out to your left.
She's probably not there anymore, but she was there.
I can always use a new gun.
I'm back 10.
I want to elbow or spawn.
What's elbow?
Donut?
Oh, yeah, donut, donut, donut.
is where you come out made on T side.
Like, that's the way she gets me, man.
Oh, hey.
Yeah, like right up here to the left is Elbow.
Yo, listen, if somebody does in the corner over here,
and throws me a smoke, I'll show you the corner.
I can start.
Longest short, we can go a B again.
Twist it.
OK.
Thank you.
You guys want.
So you make sure you do some longer.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Let's do some more.
Get on the car right now.
Let's do it right now.
Let's go.
Somebody's got to throw me a smoke. Somebody's got to throw me a smoke.
Get back. Can you turn around and throw me a smoke?
Just drop it. Right behind you.
At the site, he's smoked off. Let's move.
Get the bomb down. Now you can go with them.
Okay.
One's in the trap bar.
One is hitting elbow right now. He's going back to cave.
Lovely. Right in front of you, Peanut.
One's laid out of donut.
I
Love we just had peanuts, so I don't think anybody's there
Damn it, I got him. We're dead. Oh my god
Oh, I was a lot.
Oh, yeah, I did.
We put you in a little spot.
Pete, you want to jump on that box?
I'll boost you.
I'm down.
I'm lagging.
Let me get in front of you.
I'm not with you guys right now.
I'm just seeing how.
Here you go.
Watch out that right side behind the triangle.
Inside space.
Yeah.
You got it purple grab it
Let's wait still there Ludwig was the one we saw there
Beautiful
I
See T clear
That's what I'd
Okay, play I
Watch back here for one. Oh
Right all right all right all right. Are you mind we speak over time there?
Yeah, sure. I see you honestly. I might just pick the guy for the left side
I mean, you know, he don't you take it. Thank you, bro.
You want the boost, you know, no boost.
I'm just gonna peak.
I see what fuck it boost me.
OK.
They need to be here.
So I got this for you right now.
They're saving. They're saving. They're saving.
Once we go, we're not to.
What's your say?
Careful, careful, careful.
Look right in the cave.
Oh, that's it.
You know,
Come on.
Push up, push up.
Hey, we left you.
We're on A.
I move it.
Yeah.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to push up.
I got it.
I'm going to clear main.
One stop, Red.
One left.
Top mid right now, Kat.
Got him.
Hey.
There we go.
Nice job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Right on.
Just had to get on bearings.
What's that?
It's great work.
Everybody's just great work.
They're going to have a real full
kids this time.
What's a bee give a bee?
Thanks for the election, by the way.
He's I really like that.
That a smoke or the B smoke.
Sorry.
I think we whipped that back out.
I just want long.
I mean, I can talk short too, but.
It depends on Tony.
I'll carry them.
Okay.
Right now we got two over in A, Pino, you're kind of, nobody has your uh, Jaguar right now or your left like your cave.
I'm trying to pick it up.
I'm getting it, I'm picking it up.
I just smoked long.
I'm gonna click pick up B, one second.
Y'all hutch, I might try to molly.
What do I try to be?
That left corner real quick to clear it.
Okay.
Oh man, I thought it was there but...
Alright, there could be close corners in cave.
You could bait me if you want.
Yeah, bait me, bait me, bait me.
When you put back CT yeah, might be different be by me different people
I'm in we have cable right side
You have a left I like that
I don't want to see you do it man
I'm planning right now if you guys could just hold
One minute
I'm gonna hold long after
There
Short or long
Left side, but he's crossing to his right
You're right
Dead?
Hold on Pino, I'm about to flash up
I'm about to flash up
You're left
Fuck America. Oh, this guy stumps too good. I fucking hate it
Try good price good try boys guys. Yeah, we're totally fine. We're doing great for tea time this map
We are doing great for tea time this map. Oh, yeah, we're chilling
I'm gonna peak babe and take this fuckers head off
I
Can thank you I appreciate it
Here I'm gonna grab on it bring it back towards B
Actually, I'm gonna make sure they're not walking through it real quick
That's a great pick
I
Just walked on ramp
What's up, oh
My god, listen, we're gonna go be we're gonna go away. Well, I bet Seth is Tommy
All right, I think there are any players Lily Pichu is she the last alive with squeaks
Can everybody tell me can I see it's a little yeah, perfect. I think she's gonna be somewhere. I'm just gonna look for the kill
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's easily playing donut.
She's uh, screeching CT right now.
And once fried donut.
Probably gonna move up to the boxes on bomb.
That's not the guy that killed me.
Screeching CT.
One CT.
Oh my god, that's my hack console. Sorry. I had able to and then
Oh my god. Oh my god. Give me a cause probably on the fritz. Oh my god.
Oh
What the fuck guys I think we should try to hit a they're kind of weak on a I agree
Okay, I have a pretty dog shit spawn, but I'll just go up first
Listen, they're gonna be
I mean everybody was already running
work mid then I think we should wait the smoke out and just explode out maybe
we've been put up either probably gonna know we're not there
Maybe.
Hopping, CT.
Hopping.
Got him.
Nice.
Oh my god.
I just went.
Top cat going down it right now.
One down it.
BPU push key.
I
Just winnable who's even done that 100% scum phone down
one nice try nice try bro
oh so close
hey we saved one
yeah
I can buy bikes anyways
I can just
yeah I'm chilling
back my neck
I can't see them.
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
Come on!
I can't see them.
We go up first double lift. You have an AK.
Oh, close one. Got him.
Nice. Good stuff.
Back behind the square. Two behind the square.
Got him. Oh, nice.
He's hurt bad. He's hurt bad.
He's not complete.
Can somebody pick up my ram? I can hold CT with a scouter.
At least let you know if somebody crosses.
Oh
get it oh yeah let's get this last round easy give extra money drop nades if
you're not using I might go out man it's like a bad out of hell I think one of
our problems we got a little too confident with the winning so whatever
we have bomb planter they have bomb planter whatever you stop peeking
to
Once don't know
Yes, can hard-nade him donut, I think I haven't made
Once read
Thinking thinking nice
I think you guys rotate B.
Oh, there's one on the- Oh, T.
You know one CT.
I think you guys can just go B.
Hold on.
B, got it.
Wait.
Nice.
3v1.
Nice
They got to do the same thing now
I'm gonna decide this map is horrible. It is horrible. You lock it right here and win this and when it's right here right now
Yes, I'm like a
I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a nade down B ramp and do burrows as well
All right, I'm gonna play a B off rib
We're gonna need probably like two minutes to be one a you just play a very passly whoever's playing it
Just play
I
Would be no one's be no one is be one now don't it on a it's all a
Well, I'm sorry red. I think he's a main right there. Yep. Nice job great first blood hutch good work
Word thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Great job
Now you mind if you're gonna be playing a what you can do within the first 15 seconds of just
You bank a smoke
Against like the wall right at the opening you smoke the opening of a yeah play behind either box on
It's an elbow.
There's no way somebody's sitting in the corner here, right?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm still outside, Amy.
I'm walking through their spawn right now.
Anyone?
Yeah, you're watching, don't know.
I have a bomb.
I got a pinch in, like, five seconds.
You can peek off me on there, there.
You're shooting to get his attention.
There's another A.
Nobody here there
Work the bomb from mid. I was here one day main right now walking out
That's how guys
What you guys doing a great job big
Oh my god, they're all right there to really hurt to really hurt. I think what as well
Oh my god
They got mid control they got me control. We used to adapt much. We used to adapt
That was honestly the perfect Pete though. I'm not gonna lie to you if we had half a quarter second. What we got to be right there. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh my goodness, you guys slow it down. We got so down. Yes, slow it down. Yeah, get serious. Yeah, get serious
No, you wouldn't I've literally did miss a single son
I quite literally did miss a single son on anyone back there. Yeah, we wouldn't we had a quarter of one second of life right there
We are not like we're gonna get
Admit it would do it a bit of two hundred percent you want to do I give on I'm flashing
possibly to a donut to a donut one outside one outside me
I
All right, I'm sorry that I'm sorry that
It looked you look doing that
Come out the gates weekend. We're good. We're good. We're good. I am going down being when we take when we take that mid-peak
We do not need to peak all that we can just fall right back
That's much much much much. They still have the advantage all the way up there. I'm gonna find a face of camp. He's not only a pistol
I need they're gonna have been my kid came
Take it mid got it
So that's my B
I
Keep coming
We give on you can say you can say you stay you say
Okay
Okay, okay
I need I need at least
Every round every round one more person. I come in I come in
We should smoke it we smoke it off always you smoke like yeah
I'm here
listen I'm pushing their swamp fast if you guys can just play together they're
all on site and ran
we're gonna be here so fast
You should upgrade to up.
I'll make that AK if you would like.
I can answer smoke bottom mid for you guys.
That'd be beautiful.
I'll tell you an extra smoke as well.
Where are you throwing it from?
Just this one on the far right side.
I'll come back to that smoke.
You have that I think.
Oh, perfect.
You just touch this.
He smoked his mid.
Oh, we didn't walk up.
We didn't walk up.
I'm going to go fight for Donut.
He's going to push.
I'm going to push.
You got to hold that.
Oh, there was one Donut.
Two.
Two Donut.
Three.
All there.
All you bomb coming.
They're all lit.
I'm Molly.
I'm deep to this bomb. Yeah, I think they're stuck down it right now. You ever just
What?
What made oh my
There's one more minute and bomb is down so he's either going red through our spawn
Yeah, I mean, I think she's probably down outside, but I'm just gonna regroup with
you.
At least last, I think, yeah.
You guys just double up.
40 seconds.
They're cooking.
What did you just get that kill at, though?
Donut.
How'd Donut?
She's done it.
Donut.
All right, that's how it goes.
We're back.
I'm an AK lover. Yeah, I would love an AK. Wait what? Oh wait. I'm gonna play A with
Yvonne as well. I think they're coming A. Just a hunch. Was that your Molly double lift
over there or not? Nothing man, nothing man. They're pushing something fast. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be
My being that smoke I just ran out of
I'm out of my way, fuck!
That's right, that's right! Ramp! Ramp!
Ramp! Ramp!
That child of yours is out of his yard!
No!
That's fast.
Oh, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try.
That was actually my bad, I fucked up.
My Molly!
Oh, they, it's around the...
We are all you're gonna have to drop one one be which is kind of hard
Because I should be rushed with your brother
I'll say anything ramp
Be ramp
yeah just someone might be fake might be fake might be thrown a fake help you
money looks like it go do you want a lot of you want to give up yeah yeah this
one thing I can't do anything
yeah I said
I
Got your guys entire flanks
Shit each night
Oh
Can somebody cheap towards a with your bond this round dude, I'm waiting for this a hit
I feel like it's got to be coming, but I want to go be with his nades that you smoke in that
I'm holding don't know with the body
No, no, no, no, no
One up one up one up
I mean, I'm just rotating they stay live the last one more.
I was on site.
Squeeze.
Cookies, we are going to be here.
Play together.
Yeah, I'm waiting for each other.
He was on site.
Last scene on site.
Hidden flow state gentlemen.
Let's go.
We're doing it.
Yeah, somebody cheat towards B with double S, alright?
D1, AK that has an F4.
Yvonne, don't worry about smoking A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just tell you, I'm out of now.
Oh, whatever.
Come here, fuck it.
We out, man.
Come on, teams!
Come here, the donut.
In donut.
What?
In donut
What
In donut to class 2 in donut
No, bro, fuck me
Oh my god
Jesus
Trust the spray. I fucking love that
I fucking love that
Well, we both just a width on each other
And any of you guys don't aggressive came at all yet. I've got aggressive all the time. Don't do it. Okay. They're ready
I'm getting aggressive ramp. Okay. He's one minute again
walk walk walk
One dead mid
Dude at mid
Wonder if he's coming he didn't he got he did not
Out mid
Creeps will walk him back through spawn. Listen. I have all be ran to stay alive
I
Nice one more there same spot
They're gonna probably try to work A on you guys, alright?
You guys just hold angles at A and just stay alive?
I'm holding mid angle.
Oh nice.
That's what he's going to be.
He's going to be elbow, for sure.
Towards that bomb.
Where's the bomb at?
It was mid.
Let's jump up.
If you guys just hold A, unless he walks red and comes to B.
I think that guy had a bomb on him.
I think Bob's like right where I shot.
Bob was mid just a second ago.
If he grabbed it, he grabbed it within the last 10 seconds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think the Bob is now out of my sight.
Poojee, okay.
Yeah, yeah, it may not.
On a, on a.
Quick, quick, quick.
On site.
Oh, my God!
That's a fucking job.
Hey, what's up, you fucking fucking fucking guy?
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Let's go!
That's just a great job from everybody, literally.
Most type of kills, wow, we were cooking, boys, we were cooking.
Oh, my goodness.
You're a single off no armor call.
He has locked it.
Oh, yeah, no, I didn't do any of those.
Especially got the last round.
But there was no, there was no call.
I didn't want to freak the team out,
but that last round was not no armor call, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I had no armor.
Nice.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, Richard.
Holy shit.
We had a 9-2 CT, yeah.
Pretty nice.
9-2 CT?
Oh.
We were 9-2 on CT.
And then on T side, look at how all the rounds they won,
they had diffused.
We got bombed down, and then just 6 diffused.
No, 7 diffused.
You guys, I'm tired of you.
I mean, I mean.
If we just pay the post-plant actually to trade instead
of just recklessly killing out, yeah.
I'm not going to lie to you.
after the match I was I was I was I was walking down all right I was king father
this bitch I was I was going into the spawn unnecessarily don't need to do it
no me too because you're playing for the clip and it's like you get the
entries and you're just like all right I just have to go and then I throw the
whole round well I got to down man and I was feeling good I even think it's
I
See it a group is still hungry a group is still famished
Oh, so we do we lose do we leave that lobby or do we just keep playing in the lobby? I don't know. I think we stay
Man
I'm on it Orlando. I want it. I'm gonna win this tournament for you. I'm gonna win for you. My boys and
Yes, I don't want to think anything. I think
We're on track to become MVP. I even joking. I even joking if you've been here the whole time
You know, we've kind of been going insane. They kind of been going insane today. We might be like it
They might get we get to go CT. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yes, that's correct. We are
I
Tucked with a red hat
The red hat no no no wait
You were touches with rads might be a new motion motion to say to say it
We've you're on after last night 14 plus our stream jeff's I came was quite
Right on waking up. I'm not gonna lie to you and I have a 24 hour stream to do tomorrow
I don't know what I'm doing out here. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing out here. I've got a 24 hour
stream I'm doing a month
Ah, then I'm gonna die.
Uh, mmmm, I can't wait for it though, oh my god, I'm looking forward to it.
Guys, 24 hours, 7 days to die.
Beacoconaut, hammock,
Coosman, huts.
Oh my god, it's gonna be
fucking fantastic. It's gonna be fucking fantastic.
Oh my god, it's gonna be fantastic.
It is going to be fantastic.
It's going to be fantastic.
JG, sorry, I forgot to mention JG, of course.
Sorry, I just automatically assumed that she'd play with us.
JG, six, it was, yeah, so six.
And then I invited Nick Merckx.
He has something going on.
Oh, should we go ready?
Oh, are we?
Oh, am I doing?
Oh, it's just so it.
I'm not even in the lobby.
Yeah, don't ready.
Don't ready, Dave.
It's OK.
It won't.
Even if we're already, it won't go until peanut
in. All right, I'm here. Hey guys, how you doing? We played Dust2, it's just like the
map we do the we just didn't for a second. No, I think we're actually playing Dust2.
They got to pick one of the maps. Do you guys want to play Dedicate?
Like whatever you spawn, you play on that side to like Yvonne right now. I like to play Dedicate today.
Okay, I'm gonna go be I'm gonna be okay. He just got me
Towards me. I'm gonna play okay. Let's play long. Let's play long. Let's talk about stories. We already kind of fucked it
Oh, yeah, I should have bought two beret is late smoke man
Just double double cab with me double it. I got you. You've on spot long. Yeah, okay
Cat right now
Oh my god, that aint punch.
Cat, right now.
Come on, boys.
Nothing long yet.
They're pushing mid, they're pushing mid, all three.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
B. What? Deco it long. B. One more. I think you said B. I mean. I'm gonna be out of here nothing or lower
I
There you go boys, you want to contest it long or not
Okay
It's gonna be a fast beat it is
So super late
It was crazy boys
Okay
Oh my goodness you said what I can flash this out here flashing
We should triple P same time. I'm not this smoke in a sec three
There's one outside. I don't know where this
Jesus Christ. Oh, Lee one was
I'm good, right?
Hey, you good, you good.
You're so good.
You're not gonna make it at least, yeah.
I'm gonna drop one.
Thank you, dad.
I tried to fucking shoot it.
Look at that, 7-7 and 61.
She is not.
Crazy ass skis.
He hit it so clearly.
How is he gonna win?
Hold up, let me engage him.
Don't think about it.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Well, we just- oh, I'm doing it.
Let's ride!
Bomb someone.
Nice.
That's bomb.
No.
I'm not oping anymore.
Oh, I did not trade.
not trade. Last one long. I'm holding, I'm holding. Oh, God, you're a demon. Nice job, guys.
But you were pretty good. We're doing pretty good. Now I can add some armor to my op. You see how
that works? You see how that works? I need a drop. Wow. Just level up every round. It was a big
mistake. All about the bronzes. That was only step one. Sorry, I disrespected you by the way.
Don't let it happen again. Don't let it happen again.
Tons, tons, tons. Sorry, I was muted.
Many tons.
He smoked big.
It could go through that. Be careful.
one more
coming up here
Watch I'm flanking be just a flash. Just a flash nothing yet. Oh
They're holding tons
Yeah, I think they're holding for our flanks. I'm sure it's reversing. It's one just one here
You oh one of them are flashing
They're going in, they're going in, they're going in, they're going in, they're going in.
Yvonne's got a great flank, don't, Yvonne you can walk, they're going long, there's too long, you keep going Yvonne, you're doing great.
What's gonna be your lower ton speed, 100%?
Anyone see the bush?
Okay, no.
Murderer.
Okay, I'm dead.
Yvonne, they're gonna be on some side, I'm dead.
At left, at left.
I'm watching that spot for 20 minutes.
kill what is the damage i've been watching that spot for 20 minutes these guys play slow
i'll uh i'll i'll i hear more on it you guys guys if they're gonna play slow what we do
well not right now let's see they play so again what we do is we save our smokes for
like a minute and then we throw them into the fuck yeah you need to drop it out yeah yeah yeah
Nice click out of this place though
I'm having a big
Longs going can you guys hear me? Am I muted?
No, you're good. All right. There's one top mid and it sounded like they could be walking down mid
I'm kind of pushed up far a
Come on some cat. They're going cat. Oh, it bucks. I think box
Like that, like that
Yeah, I can't go inside fast
Wanting
Once the ball I'm so
Yeah
I'm coming to the rear. I'm coming to the rear
It's captain secret
We save one I could buy we can say we need you but we could save too
I'm gonna do a like this and listen listen listen listen if we're if we're light buying
We're gonna go to be through tunnels three gonna go lower tunnels come back come back
They're here, oh my god
two two still tons so I call that late that's on me
yeah they're not holding that little cocks got this double meat has is in the
bag listen to Nate what he's gonna do you dumb bitch
I
Buddy
And they're all just together I got we like it now we log in
I'm long.
OK, watch that.
At least you.
Oh, there's one, yeah.
They're going long fast.
It's much, much.
Go back, go back.
I think they're going to be up on air already.
Yeah, I think they're not even smoking it.
They're just trailing it.
Got one.
Real cat.
Nice, DL.
Dinked on site, or dinked ramp.
Oh, my god.
That was crazy.
We got a DL.
Come on.
He's here.
All right, all right.
We're picking up Steve.
I shot.
Picking up Steve.
OK.
I'm going to play a plon.
One top dead without.
I'm going to smoke this B and I'll
rotate over if you need to.
All right.
Oh, it's my B, my B.
the bucket lower tons have you right now they're oping mid no I have it even
I'm listening to you some cat and Molly yeah I didn't push cat yet okay could be
walking down now but haven't pushed cat yet
we don't want to try what I should rotate off beat yeah I hear nothing right now
they try to smoke up the cross okay okay what kind of fucking
one's coming along.
One's coming along.
One out on a walk up mid.
Two?
Coming cat.
Three coming cat.
Thank you much, thank you much.
I rotate, Pete, you're good.
Go.
Okay.
They're up on site, double lift just so you know.
One mid.
One mid glitch.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's that speed guy again. Oh my god.
Bro, what the fuck is that? You gotta pick it up. You gotta pick it up. I got like four kills.
Oh my god. Three nice four kills. Thank you. I got three kills. Three kills.
We are fine. Oh my god. Can we buy it? I
Can even drop I can even drop anyone want
Look at it boys. Look at it. Yeah
See here's some intons I teach it watch it watch it
We have anybody mid
Long long
Maybe maybe Lily guys, yes, maybe you guys try to trade out long way actually deep both of them should be one of them should be weak like
We can go out this we can go out this. I'll flash behind. Yeah, let's do this. You're the jake
What's good left
This swing together
I
See you guys
Get a little way, we might be a little broke right now. Oh, we do a half and then try to pull by next
Let's yeah, we can do down down. Yeah. Oh
What a contest long I feel like I feel like holding on this to us from you guys they never fight instantly
Nothing suicide
one up or 10 feet?
I'm really close to the hatch, I'm just in deep
it might be coming out mid doors
really could be
scopey
I said shoot, one down mid
one coming cats
one's cat
give it up
oh my
you pushing back that low at times?
Yeah, yeah.
Up Cat 1.
Each one.
Killed one.
Got bomb.
I have bomb.
Let's get Cat.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Bomb.
Oh my god.
Bomb's hit.
Winnable.
1v2, bomb's on site.
I'm dropping.
1v2.
Oh my god.
Bomb's hit.
Winnable.
1v2, bomb's on site.
I'm dropping.
All right, last round of the half is looking at boys looking in
Right here right now
Need it
Addressing game with your information efficiency, of course
I'm gonna smoke this for you be and I'm leaving
I'll double view you out here.
Jump up. They're trying to jump up.
I did tons.
I did loads tons.
Oh my god.
I won the other one too as well.
Oh nice one, nice one, Bob.
I did loads tons.
Ah, y'all so late. Top name, Ludwig.
I don't know. What's the last
though? They were to the
stop. Literally top in right
to the left, but they're
top throwing peanut. Oh, shit.
Oh, is that all I gotta do?
Oh, let me write that down over
here. Any other tips? Any
other tips, guys? Ah, we'll
I'm sweating my dick off. I'm sweating my literal cock off right now
Watch came when she is
No kid. No kid. No kid.
Oh my god. Nice try bro. Nice try.
We're good guys.
Good try, good try, good try, good try.
Alright guys, it's 5 rounds. 5 rounds. 5 rounds. 5 rounds. 5 rounds. 5 rounds. 5 rounds.
Five sevens fine five sevens fine
We're a T side team anyways gang
Easily we go we go we go have to sip of the whiskey
Sure, sure. I think a little bit. Um, I mean I kind of got a long spawn if anything I think we should go
We're going right to B boys. Lock it in boys, lock it in. Lock it in. WP.
Got one.
Oh nice.
One solo P.
One outdoor hit. I fly.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Two tons, two tons flank.
Two tons.
They're inside, they're inside.
Oh
I push this motherfucker
Lucky ass bitch
You tell him you tell his ass lucky as bitch. We got bombed down so we could for us or we can ask students like what say what
Let's do a Mac 10 armor rush beat
We go shake that fuck it. Let's go be again
Let's go lower time to be yeah, yeah
Much first of much first. Well, we would go right through. We're going right through like a hot
I'm too butter like a hot night you but all right
They're not even here. They're not even here
Oh, I think I think we'll go I got a good work. Come on. Yeah, our bombs pop mid
I'm sick
One more mid or there's one more see no way. Yeah, just hold on
Yeah
Yeah, you probably get playing off
He's walking up on the window. I went up. Yeah
You think that you did them think them play off me pick off me
My heart
guys. Oh, I'm so sorry for that. No, you're doing. I'd like it. It was like this. We don't have it up.
Okay. Listen, they're on eco. They could rush up mid or something like that. Somebody's got to grab
bomb ready. Somebody has to go back and grab bomb. Oh, I'll go. I'll go.
Along pushing mid. I got it.
They're on eco.
Let's go.
One's elevator.
Oh, I don't know.
Smoking garage.
Yeah.
One more smoke.
Got a gas.
Top on cat.
Oh, shit.
Let's get the crit.
Adam, which bomb?
Which bomb?
I have one.
Nothing.
Could be long by now.
Could be long or late cat.
I'm gonna
Someone else stop throwing it into country, please
Your flash
I got the smoke
Oh, no, also CT, CT, CT, CT.
Oh, flashing.
Oh, oh.
Saving, they're saving.
Alright, alright, alright, 8-day, boy, god, time up, on time up!
Alright, alright!
Okay, we might have to, boys, just wait around.
Wait around.
9, you 4 and 3.
Yvonne, can I get the rocket?
I'm going to go jump with that, yeah.
We're safe.
You guys want to go B fast again?
Yeah, we can.
And you guys got a crazy spawn.
Listen, if somebody have a smoke, whoever's second in,
Molly or smoke the Molly, I'm going to have a gore smoke for you.
Yeah, got you.
Whoever's yellow, you have bomb.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
Oh my god.
I'm coming boys.
I'm coming.
Go, go, go.
Close scar.
I'll just go flashed, nice.
P-mike is stuck in tents.
I won't, I won't.
He's good, he's good, he's good.
He's too good, I'm too good.
I'll play mom.
I'll pop it in.
I don't want that again.
Fred, do these go-
Purple.
Oh, there's one window.
Another one window.
They can hear one coming.
Last window, last window, last window.
Last window.
Get him!
Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy.
How you go out long here, perhaps?
Your spawn actually hasn't been that great.
Does anybody know I have mid-door smoke?
I'm going to kill the guy mid-door.
One shot, one kill.
Here we go.
I'm going to watch lower tons.
I don't know if they, where the hell is the pistol there?
There was 3B, go ahead, go ahead.
There's 3B, 3B.
3B.
Go cut, go cut right now, go cut right now.
I'm smoking.
Push cat! Push cat!
Dead. I'm coming. I have bomb.
Two cat! Longest player! Longest player! Two cat!
Go go go go go go go go go!
I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
Yeah.
Hold for smoke, hold for smoke.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh my god, oh my god, and then I got the grade. Oh my god. Excellent round indeed. Excellent round indeed.
Oh my god!
Enty, Enty.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
I need seventy four if you got that spawn bro, so we're gonna line this out.
Can I get a-
You can get seventy four at one too.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, you honestly, like, we should be able to take it long.
I think, I think you need to AKP if that's okay.
I need to drop-
There's an AKP on the ground somewhere.
I dropped two AKP's, there's an AK on the ground.
Oh okay, okay, okay.
Flash is not long enough to drop in a flash here, bro.
Gotcha.
I sell flash, bro.
Plank corner is still.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Head corner, head corner.
Don't worry boys, I got this.
Stand back.
It may be a save.
I
Was gonna be on safe for two minutes. Anyways, yeah, that's true
Okay, save on
Whoever threw their flashes those were falling money. I've actually never been flashed like that out long and it was twice
You guys will go mid to be I've not forbidden me. I'll do it. Yeah, I'm gonna learn times
When you guys get through mid
Oh, bro, I saw God.
I got it. I got it. Hey, we're good. Good.
Here we go.
Oh, the one on the left is so low.
Damn it.
Ooh.
This is not a good.
We got a couple of days that's positive guys remember it. You can always go back to your favorite streamer
They love you. They want you there
Go back go back. They love you very much. They miss you
Where how did I die
The way your body flew was crazy.
Okay, boys, talk to you later.
I'm out long. I'm out of hay.
Here's clear.
Um, something.
I'm going back to cat. I plan to pork cat.
Okay, I'm shite
You both was he what I'm cat
To cat to cat
That's one more there same spot pick off me peanut. He got me you act. I see you
I'm sure the city massive
Locking boys lock it lock it lock it lock it
Anyone drop me so anybody I can just I just want to spend every round so I can work it
Already up tons already up tons
Let's push cat let's do it let's do it let's push cat let's push cat
Oh
Said to see to oh my god, oh see he was he just can play across
Wow
Nice job guys
1111 make a wish boys make a wish
Come on please God allow me to eviscerate my enemies this round
You told that smoke don't lift I love that yeah
It might be on an ego watch out for a weird rush. I'm flashing long twice just to keep them on us
I'm gonna go out long as you guys go up cat, okay. Yeah, yeah, we got three cows moving up a bomb
One CT gonna be jumpbox, baby
Yeah, I think one site one site through the day
Fucking fucking fucking smoke that guy
I
Don't know
The ramp
He's dead
Long
Like you guys take bomb and go be if you can take bomb already on it already on it already on it
No way I just killed me in the grand finale of the AT&T tournament 11
He is
Hold up he could be honest I did get a little he could be up to something guys. This could be part of the battle
Good for me probably
We should get them die! We should get them die!
By the way, I'm so sick of you, what the hell was that?
I think we should go out long, double lift, I think we should go out long, but I'll see.
Yo, let's go, boys. Don't play it, double lift. Just get out.
Just get out to Blue Crate.
You can have your gun out, but you stop, I'm fucked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Dead? Beautiful.
I'll have a smoke inside.
Got it.
One cat.
Got him, cat dead.
Oh my god, what the hell was that?
Coming out of the smoke, I think.
No.
on the fucking battlefield.
Oh, my.
And they weren't deep.
That's just how deep.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
That game.
Dude, these guys were good as hell.
They were.
They really were.
They were so good.
Oh, geez, guys.
I actually kind of miss the loss
of it when you play another round.
Honestly, going down 11-9 on Dust 2
while we're on T side, like, to win that game
is so capable.
It is so.
It is, it is. And I agree. I was like, I'm kind of down to play map three just cause it's just so fun.
I'm down. I'm down. Let's do it. Let's, let's do it.
No, that's what I was thinking before we won. There's no way they're going to let us down.
No, I say we, we'd challenge them. We'd challenge them to a fight.
A gentleman's duel, no pressure of the tournament. Whoever loses gives the other team 50 sub genes.
Whoa. Don't spend it all in one place.
Oh, don't spit it all in one place.
Excellent point, Mr. Devlin.
I just spit it around.
All right, let's listen to the announcers.
Gas us up.
Hold up.
I'm coming up.
Go ahead.
Oh, wait, no, they're still watching the third place match.
Oh, that kind of thing.
Yeah, you're doing it.
OK, OK, OK.
You can take me.
Guys, these matches for third place.
So first place is on, second place is on.
Wiggins.
This is the side third and fourth place.
Oh, wait.
I was about to say why is this course on?
I think the energy was perfect.
Can I ask a question?
No
Who was the one who kept throwing the bomb?
Who was it?
Scout 4
I have a question!
Who's the one that shot me in the back of the head with the fucking score was 11-11!
That is Hodge!
Shot me in the back of the head with an AK and killed me 11-11 on a bomb site
Good, good, you deserved it
It got a- yeah
Honestly, I did
He's a good point.
Thank you, double cock.
Thank you, double beads.
Ha ha ha.
You fucking great.
Dude, great tournament, guys.
That was awesome.
That was so fun.
Hot Thanks again for telling me about this tournament.
You was all right.
This is fun as fuck.
I told you, bro, and you're gonna wanna come back.
Dude, it's something you look forward to every year.
Every year.
Yeah, I know.
I'm coming back next year.
No fun.
Like right around this time, I start like getting worried.
I'm not gonna get invited back.
No, you're not.
Dude, I'm gonna make it right back.
My court is all next year
Are they gonna fucking invite me dude?
Like, I really...
Dude it's so much fun
Oh my goodness, I want to do this tournament every year
This is the greatest
Dude it's amazing
Why is it somebody else do this too?
I feel like it's just like a simple format that anyone can do
Yeah, AT&T's are only a dozen
Dude, it...
I don't know, to get like all the big streamers to play
and commit to a time bro, like it takes a lot of money
a lot of money that's true I guess yeah we could still only get nature
I bet you we can win stuff, huh?
That might be, I don't know.
Yeah.
While we wait for the next AT&T tournament,
we'll enter them, we'll enter them turn
while we wait for the next AT&T tournament.
Dude, we're totally good.
We're done, we'll discuss later, we'll discuss later.
I just love this tournament,
I gotta have something to hold me over.
I just have a question.
Once you have a taste of competition,
nothing feels the same.
It just hits, dude.
from the neck down.
Like, what's up WarOrgasmic?
That insane op ace that you had with two NoScopes
or hitting a case and clutching that round?
Jeez!
I'm not going to lie to you, listen, the two NoScope
ops with the ace the other day was cool,
but it was not in a tournament.
Exactly, right?
Exactly.
I'm probably the only pita in the world
that can say 1v1 mid-professional tournament,
like it's not professional, but tournament 1v1 against scum.
And I hit a case, clutch the round, defuse the bomb, get the crown, save the dead and miss the crowns!
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's electric. It's electric. It is electric. Wow.
I don't know how many kills this one had. It's electric.
Do we hit in different ways?
Oh, there's Genji, there's Genji!
Wow. It's just like that.
Total.
Well, that's what I'm wondering.
Guys, I'm Johnny Woods. Oh, so fun. So fun. We're doing this section. We have 100%
Summit once again has more kills in this whole team combined.
I don't care about this right now, guys.
Black male someone who did get invited and steal their invite
I'm coming back. We are coming back next year
Fucking leave it. I fucking leave it
Yo, P mm-hmm
Think we give it like
Couple week chill
And we do something like this. That's how I say it all the homies everyone in this discord plus whoever else wants to join and
And we just we do the exact same thing
I'm gonna be running. I'm gonna be running an apex turnip at next but after that I can run it unless we want to make it
I don't know if his team will be happy about it, but he has to make a part of it, bro.
Yeah, but how would that really work?
Well, it's the same thing, bro.
Like, just have four games, Apex being one of them.
Have everybody do a draft for players?
Can we rip?
I could probably get courage, the announcer, for this to do it for us as well.
What are we doing?
Same thing as the Annihilator Cup, but we do it again.
Mmm.
In weeks, a couple weeks.
Yeah, not right now.
Oh, I want to get drafted by you guys again, though.
Also, we're gonna do another halo custom game soon
Yeah, it is so fun it is I want to try like that the magnetism my keyboard mouse like a magsism is it good?
Amos says
play a controller than if you guys might know.
The aim assist on Halo for controller is genuinely too good.
It's like I don't complain about that.
And I actually don't even complain about Halo because I don't really care that much.
If I had to choose one to complain about, it would be Halo,
aim assist, controller.
But again, I don't like it.
Man, you hate controller players, Peter?
That's insane.
Yes, yes, yes.
Remember your roots, what?
Well, hunt a toadless people.
So what?
I mean, at least you don't talk about.
You gotta count your blessings, you have to count your blessings, that's what I say.
Remember, and remember what you had.
Pina hates the disabled.
Gotta take the good with the man.
Not during the AT&T screen.
That might be true, but things have been a lesson said.
Pina has the card, he has no arms and legs.
Oh shit.
I can't hear.
Give Smith all he needs to know now. He's just able to tuck into the corner. This is the last game by the way
Yeah, this is a third-place match. I think
last map
Wait guys adapt this damn near top fracking this guy's leveling up. Oh my god. He's just sitting
He's just sitting looking at six kills and two deaths. He's ascending. He's literally ascending
And this is insane turn around because I look at his chat and one of them and his chat was saying calling you a bot is an insult to box
Jesus
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. Yeah, by the way, my check out a little rough
I think some of the guys from the other
Like these guys came over here. They would be like giving me the business on
That's how it goes
I think so guys came over from the other chest. It's not coming booty
Oh my God.
I think so, boys.
Beautiful amount of damage.
You know, they say that worse in the chat room online
are some of the dinky evil scariest words.
Yeah, I've also heard that. I've also heard that.
But that's how you build the mental fortress.
You build the mental fortress by reading this shit down,
and being like, nah, I'm better.
And then, like, walking through stuff.
You know what I think? I think we should make it illegal
to talk bad about someone. What do you guys think?
That's what I think. I think this should be North Korea, and I call being Kim Jong-un.
I'm the only one that has to wear the leather jacket.
Oh?
Huh?
What?
Where?
Um, wait, wait, wait, what?
I should have made it to the one on the side of my head.
You know, it's a kind of guy when someone says they're Korean, he says which one?
I think it's a good question.
It's a good question.
He has said that.
Is it south or north?
North or south?
Did you guys ever see where there was one stealer?
That's a damn good question.
What were you saying about the Seamacount?
Mineral
Yeah, yeah
I don't know what I'm doing.
Wait, when it goes very close.
It's a friendly.
Yeah, it's a kind of endearing, right?
Okay.
Oh.
That's what's been lying.
That's kind of late.
You see that? You see that?
Catamina's aim is insane.
Yeah, Jenny would be insane.
It's impressed me the whole day.
Dude, Catamina has actually had to hit some insane clips today.
I'd like to retract my snake.
Oh, man, you're in crack.
He's the best player in this head-to-head.
You want to do crack?
We met?
You celebrate?
I mean, I guess we could punt up in another pack.
That would be, I've had that tournament for League for so long,
but it would never work and it would be stupid TOS.
It's just like on everyone on every substance,
and it's like eight teams like one team's drunk one team's high one team's on meth
Okay, you have to balance it out like that lsd guys could could use like any weapon they want but the meth guys can only use pistols
But like what if what if it's actually a superpower like we don't know yet. I'm telling you I'm talking on anyone in any video game
If I'm on meth and they are on LSE I'm
Are you sure
I used to take Adderall back in the apex, he's prescribed by the way, sponsored, I was, I was, I was, I gotcha.
Legal, legal, and I'm too,
WUSH, WUSH, I mean, you couldn't stop me, I was a demon!
You literally couldn't stop me, it was impossible to stop me!
I would never.
Tita, I don't know, I think meth team clears you, bro.
You could bring a thousand bands, and it would not make a difference.
I can't play.
Wait.
And who are you dropping out Steve right now? What did you say?
No, no, no, no, no, I was I was saying tournament idea eight teams all on different substances and seeing which one wins
What about this? What if we take what if we take like the craziest guys in history like Timmy double lift here
Like scum and just hit them off makes it makes it that they are all on previously prescribed. Of course previously prescribed
I don't know. I don't really see what's going on. You really see what peak gaming
looks like we really see how far we can go. I think we're seeing it right now.
I'm just saying I've done prescribed that at all and it does not make me play
any better, bro. What does it do for you? Like you need more. I don't know, but I
think this is a perfect. Hey, perfect.
Yeah, I have to talk about it.
Oh, okay, okay, I mean, what does it, okay.
Oh, what's up, I'm prescribed.
What's up, I'm legal, what's up, I'm illegal.
You're talking about prescribed.
Now, of course you would never take any drugs that are illegal.
I'm down to talk about whatever, it's just, you know,
I kind of need this, you guys are good,
but I gotta stay here in these AT&T and I-Litter cups.
I gotta stay connected, please, dear God.
Well, of course, of course, we'll stop talking about that.
I just wanna make sure everybody knows
we were talking about legal.
Legal, prescribed by a doctor that thinks it's good for you.
Yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
You'd never be talking about anything illegal. Yo wait, I mean if there's one thing streamers have on average
It's got to be a HD like our attention is they're like so fucking right
This guy's so much
We all taking drugs let's go yeah
13 right now. Yeah, let's fucking ride bro to the pharmacy. Here we go crazy someone's okay
You're the one keeping it up now, buddy. No, no, no, I just didn't want to seem like a cop
But I wanted to tilt the line like be on the fence. So ATD knows I'm trying to real everybody in but at the same time
You know like I don't want to
He's cheating on the test as well, but he's telling the teacher after yeah
Tell ATT was his idea to talk about her all I mean
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's tell him it was it was it was made sounds idea
We're victims in this situation. I want to do the enhanced games for gaming. Absolutely
Mm-hmm the advanced games. Oh my god. That's a perfect day for it. There it is
Wait, natured. How long have you played on mouse and keyboard like shooting games? Oh
Started with
Honestly, no line
This motherfucker
Oh my god, did you see that second shot?
Did you hear the announcers?
They said that Summits had a 280R game and they lost.
That's concerning.
The 280R?
What is that?
Holy shit.
That's like the whole team trying to name.
Thank you.
Yeah, average day was per round.
I think Dublin just did it.
Yo, I didn't know what it stood for either,
but that sounds right.
Oh my god.
We said, how much of a round do you have every now?
like the average yeah I got a normal ADR is like you have a hundred ADR means you
killed someone every round regardless of winner loss so you know like this guy
must have been walking on water yeah like it just means you you literally kill
two people every round every round to a 5v3 on average that's crazy like that's
Crazy dog and then they can't close the round. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I think he's getting it really impressive
Like I didn't know she she needs to get us like this
You know, you know who gun me a couple times that gun you hutch was a foosie bro. Oh, yeah
Fusely space, but I think foosily might be a pro gamer true. Yeah, you should tell her
He's like a good man, good man!
I mean, he's got a nice little top top.
He's like a good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Easy, my boy.
Yeah, I think, yeah.
Ooh, he's in G, he's in G.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Last one, last one, silly clutch.
Oh my God, she's clutching, she's clutching!
She's clutching!
Ooh!
Aw, the trackin', trackin', trackin'.
Trackin', trackin', trackin', trackin'.
Trackin', trackin'.
She always had that.
She was locking in, she was down in.
She was bootin' up.
She was almost at maximum capacity at maximum capacity. I bet you she blinked
I bet you that's what happened because if she didn't have any hinderances
You would have won
I mean she would have beat this tournament like I'm sad
Fly flew into the screen. I would never
God send down a particle of energy. Just like one Mario speed run
Something happened there. She sneezed could sneeze. Who knows who knows knows you'd be lucky
Mr. John mr. John
Mr. John
You want all games fallacy
Guys, honestly, I only kind of did good the Call of Duty the CS2
Except for not
We do it after this peanut honestly, I don't know
I don't know I'm not gonna lie to you
I kind of want to complete 007, but I might hop off a little early tonight since we have the 24-hour stream tomorrow
And I didn't get any sleep tonight
007, yeah, I see we finished 007 for sure and minimum we finished 007 no doubt we're finishing 007 tonight. No doubt
After that though, I don't know if I'm gonna stay on some 2am
I think I might get off a little early that way I can get some good sleep for our 24-hour speed tomorrow
I don't know what's going on with such an amazing spot.
Such a dude, by the way, noon CT, noon CT, noon CT.
Mm-mm-mm.
He's in a great position to do even more damage to remaining.
We have to join up for this.
The Jacobi's picking all the right bites.
Yeah, a lot of value out of that call and spot.
Mm-mm.
Which gave him a good 24 hours and seven days to die.
Operating on 46 health and memory.
Seven days?
It's going to be the best.
On the other side of the map, off to the save the last round of the half.
Yeah, I'm unfortunate.
This one's just going to fizzle out.
9-3 half for team adapt.
All they have to do is take their hands off the keyboard.
She is forced to run through awkwardly.
Hell of a CT side.
Very much so.
That's kind of me.
You found out my pup doesn't have cancer today after surgery last week.
Oh, yeah, Mr. Pig.
So when you think of it, I'm not having a ton for the team.
I'm telling you, I don't know what it is with dogs.
I love dogs, by the way, I love them.
I don't know why, but when they get one thing,
they get like fucking 100.
I did, I'm telling you, I had a dog when I was a kid.
He thought he had one thing,
we go in there, he's got like four different types
of fucking, I don't wanna make anybody sad,
but oh my God.
They collect those things like fucking poke them.
Crazy, crazy.
Oh my goodness, I love dogs so much.
Mmm
Pistol here could spell disaster. I'm seeing dogs as best cat people. I can make me sick
Confirming their place if you have a cat get rid of it and get a dog is that's what I'm trying to say
That's what I'm trying to say. That's what I'm trying to say cats fucking suck. That's a horrible get over it
It's the truth. I can see you over there. I can see you over there get over it's the truth
You know it's the truth. I know it's the truth. Everybody knows the truth. The announcer knows it's the truth.
Dizzy Kitt knows it's the truth.
Kattabee knows it's the truth. Summit 1G knows it's the truth.
Jacob Big knows it's the truth. Taiwan, everybody knows it's the truth.
I know it's the truth. You know it's the truth.
CC knows it's the truth. It's the truth. It's the truth.
I suppose we have a truly summit.
It'll take no, no it's not. No it's not.
A cat is gonna sit there and pretend like he owns the place for like 15 years
and every time you give it food it acts as if it's entitled to it.
It acts as if it's entitled to the entire world.
A dog, you leave for six and a half minutes to get like the mail or something.
Yeah, it's as if they haven't seen you for a lifetime!
For a lifetime!
You give them the same piece of shit food they've been eating for 10 years!
And it's like you just cooked them a five-star meal fit for a king!
I
Fuck you fuck you guys fuck you guys dogs about it
I'd make a couple jokes out of that, but we are still in a sponsored segment all right
Got me this time buddy. Got me this time. I'll let you have this one. I'll have I'll let you have this one for now
I guess that's like for us
nothing not even fear itself maybe you are speaking of nuts so I go oh it's
another red shot delivered look at all these dead bodies
he's about to wrap this one up boys that's a response head of three head of
three head of three I'm about to wrap this one up boys 10 2 3
3 more rounds to go and D4DAP played 3rd place, Tyla 1st team played 4th place.
Oh, but he's getting pushed from Temple?
Yeah, this might be another one.
Tyla 1 gets his revenge.
What happened?
The T is for Toxic.
Dude, Summit deserves it, bro.
He has a fucking world on his shoulders and he's putting up a crazy...
I think everybody should be okay if Summit gets the MVP.
Yeah.
This guy has...
He's also calming really well for his players that don't know the game.
Players that don't know them out that well
Yeah, honestly, I think
Probably some it honestly, baby. I think some of it didn't do the best out of the term for CSD, right?
Yeah
I swear, we all had our moments, Yvonne, too, like everyone had their moments.
Yvonne with the clutch?
Yvonne, you've got shot like three or four times.
Oh, close. Every game.
We don't have the bomb, so that really...
We don't have Crazy Bomer.
That feels good.
Yvonne, 1v2. I mean, that one game, we literally were like,
even across the board to win it with the stick.
Try to.
Yeah.
Ah.
You're looking to set up catamina nice with that
We'll find the headshot
Little bit over the hand action circle joke action. Oh nice. Yeah zipper up or down
Because you're a deaf and so it had to be done
Oh my goodness what a great time
I am finishing the most ever yeah, I'm not really sure what what are you are you are you playing after this?
Get up Oh my good. Oh, I'm getting off. Yeah. Yeah. My goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. Good time. Can you join me for the
Dump of the scene or whatever it's called? I have no idea whenever it's over, but I can join you right after it finishes
Okay, what term are you doing?
Nick is Nick Merck's apex tournament and it's one pro one streamer one dog shit player
I'm the dog shit player
Here does that again sign me up I can be the dog shit player to
I can read the doctor's plan well wait I'm the best
Allows listen to this so you had to go one pro so in the pros team one
Streamer which is the next thing and then one guy who's golden below it's when they put my name in someone complain
And they I had like sign up for some bullshit and had to check my account
I'm sure I wasn't over a lack of like ever been over gold or is over
I wouldn't be able to do it in my pot in my spot. You could I be the streamer?
Yeah, you good, but it's already full in middle are very new. Yeah, the game is this
apex legends
Insane, I think it's like a different kind of aiming that is like so unique
Dude, I opened the gym once and he's playing I think it was like a couple days ago
And he hit like a sniper shot on a guy that he could barely see that was like full
Yeah, and I was like dude, like I would just never hit that shot. It's just like
quite far from each other. You've got to push. Apex players are just different.
Yeah, it's out of our bucket that it's not in the United States.
You know what I mean? But when it comes to Apex, I don't know what. It's like you should
go to Walnut, you know, or like an Apex player or something. It's just transformed.
Well, hold on. I'm very good at other games too. Very good. She is very beautiful to me.
She is very beautiful to me.
They are I got a fish hold down the fort guys. I'll be right back
Guys guys. I I got a piece
They're about to hold on. I honestly guys. I think time to one teams come back keep your peepers keep your peepers open
There's time people open. I'm thinking to be beat to ramp up a little bit one or two big rounds here and there could be enough
Oh my goodness
Now it's super solid by
Coming into this round to try to make it a
Okay, pushing to mid. Summit goes one for one. That might not be enough.
She's a nade out, awkward.
Kinda worse out, right?
It makes it awkward for the T's. They pause, mid, Scott, the answer back.
Nice.
Fast blank coming through from Team Tyler 1.
They just swarmed mid for the chance as they just moved down into him.
His gun's gone. Empty glocks out!
What? No way!
He's won it!
One beat three close for myth and team out at one step closer
Puzzle Peter
Launch out of men with the clock
It's faster swap weapons and reload cool an expert
That's still very impressive that's like really rare late-stage knowledge
I got a respected man that reads the loading experience.
I got you.
You gotta be thinking, does that break the morale?
Oh, team.
I have to be dead.
Who's better, Nader Scump than Tom Scump?
You know, pure demon energy and way more iconic.
I don't know what that frog's talking about.
Oh
I got picked up another round
Do me do do me do
Oh
into the place gotta get ahead of the utility. I think there's a gap. She pushes through. Oh,
that's the move. She's dodged it into the. Oh, that was close. That was close. That was
close. Yeah, they've got that stick. Oh, that was holy shit. Guys, they might actually bring
it back here. They might actually be back pushing through the smoke was the exact correct
going crazy. But the other half of it was locking it down on the spray and some it one
That's a nice, nice, nice.
Mmm. 31 and 11? Oh my god.
Guys, so it's 31 and 11 right now.
Talk to 30 bombs.
Yeah, he's going to have an insane old.
Good heavens.
It's a very clear takeover of the a bomb site team at I've had that bombed out a 5v5 by just strong arming their way through long
Team adapt double desert Eagles and MP5 for emerald and
Given a chance to establish man advantage out the gate
Summit's going insane now imagine peanut. Yeah, you're on a team and the other team is summit
Double lift and landmark
I dropped it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all double it. That's rigged as fuck. Who allowed that? I know.
There's no way those guys could ever know. It's an idolator cup. It's like a major. Like say you had a bio and you put. Yeah.
Oh, I've won this major. It's like eight time world champion. Do we we count that one as one, right?
I'm not. It brings back a similar feeling of happening in the actual game.
Where'd it go?
Where did it just hit?
Oh, geez.
Like, it really is the same feeling.
It's like, holy shit, like, that was so sick.
Like, we were like, feel like such a team.
I put this in my, I put this in my mind.
A lot of noise.
AT&T, annihilated Cup 2026 champion.
I'm in.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
We're up for this.
And your pronoun is as well.
P slash not.
Yeah.
P slash not.
That's right.
What would be the best way to stay connected?
Y'all getting range.
Like, power rangers.
Oh
Oh my god, yeah, and peanut page for all the diamonds
Maybe we do check out
Like an email each it says like you've won the tournament no
I think if there's gonna be an email, maybe it sends like they want to know our ring size and
Charity one each time to be a type shit. No, no, no, no guys guys. I'm taking months for the right here
What if only what if instead we get like
What okay, what if we get like one?
Copper trophy to share and we get we can eat switch months that we haven't
Oh my god.
Did anyone know if this is final map?
Oh my god.
WGG the town.
He said oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
If she lost that, they would have risked the time.
Wow.
Oh my god.
The third of four.
Third of four.
I'll be honest with you.
Third of what third of what I'll be honest with you. If I see their team
he's made it with his off one more time. I'm losing.
What are we all doing? They're all standing in front.
You see that?
Oh my God. Tyler was going for a kill. You see how he's that?
Oh, he's retreating. Oh, oh, no. What are you doing?
Tyler, what the hell is that?
Oh, dude, I'm watching summits.
You have been no one no one peaks like no one like holds
Angle.
So hard baby the whole time.
Oh my gosh.
Bro this guy's Marcus really is right now.
Oh my god.
Oh, I want to see a Sumpunk.
Oh, I want to see him, please.
Oh, he's going insane.
Thank you, the thing.
You can hang on for O.T.
Oh, Tyler won running through the smoke they had.
Dude, guys, I'm rooting for Jinji's team.
She got to come back.
I know.
Someone had to hit every.
Block it in.
I mean, Jinji had a huge 1v1 two rounds ago, bro.
They deserved to win this.
I'm not trying to talk shit or anything.
All the other stuff I said was like, ha, ha, ha.
But actually did Tyler one did kind of
He didn't count on that
What did you like repeat when he could he just saw that he pushed really forward on B
And then he turned around the last second and all five guys had a pick on him with his back to it
It's crazy that he gets three
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You can ball at the same time. Come on. You can ball at the same time.
Oh no.
You got this.
Genie in the 1v1. Genie in the clutch.
Oh, Genie in the clutch.
Yeah!
She did it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Oh, jeez.
Get the key in the clutch.
Oh my god!
Let's go, bro!
No way.
It is fucking dead!
One more, one more!
Why are you guys a couple seconds ahead of me? What the fuck?
Because I'm watching Summit's POV, probably why. Should I switch?
No, watch ATT's so we can all be on the same fucking wavelength, you motherfuckers!
Okay, okay, I'll switch.
I got an email on my chat, like, 8 rounds, go to watch Summit's POV, so I'm sorry, buddy.
Yeah, you gotta watch Summit's POV.
No, I will switch.
I said they put Summit's POV out here every time anyways. Every time he does one of those crazy things.
I'm just I'm already committed. So I'm not I just won't say anything. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me try let me tell them
We saw that slow down move by team adapt last round, right? You said you liked it
it. 39 and 14. everybody.
That's crazy. He's running over.
Someone's running over. Oh, they haven't pushed it. Okay. I thought I thought they were going to try to go.
Oh, myth is working. This is the first play of the entire game where someone's made it to
Evox on offense. This could spell. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, he's gone. He's gone. Let's go. Let's go.
3v4, 3v4, here we go. We still got Summit in play.
No!
It's like the one round as a bad guy.
He don't deserve that.
Maybe Dizzy goes big right here.
You didn't eat and dizzy
Thirty nine frags nearly for our game would that was a good try to that was that was an impressive try. Oh my goodness
Yeah, wait
I just got the seven right there at the end I just got the seven a little bit
Bro, it's just like if he has one bad round the game shouldn't be
That is all the action for the AT&T annihilator cup this year, did Counter Strike 2 live up to the hype for you two?
I think so. I mean, come on, first play. Even the third, fourth decider gave us action at the end.
Yep, so I'm satisfied with the CS we saw today. I'm happy to see the teams powered up. Even the players that maybe didn't put in the practice like they maybe arguably should have, still powered up as today went.
gave a top counter strike two teams learned anything from watching this
gameplay wonders I think there's a chance that weeks get scouted from an
event like well be done as we grow our own history here at the AT&T and I
will be done a lot of tournament locations don't make it six years and
be there maybe he could get to do oh my god we do you that oh my god scott's
players maybe I don't know maybe oh my god their own histories maybe I'd find
turn it down now I'm gonna bet that I would make a big deal about it I would
make a big deal about it I'm probably turning down I'm probably gonna say listen
I want to be fair for all the other pros I don't want to screw up the whole
scene and just whatever they do but he wait his team yeah oh it's Tyler one
right it's his guy yeah maybe we got to make him a captain maybe your seven I
hope we're back at this exact desk seeing how they can make things happen next
Look everybody watching from around the world. This is your last chance
You can win cool prizes all tournament long at the end of this week
Which is right now some of you lucky viewers will win a cs2 keyboard and one lucky winner
We'll take home a top of the line gaming PC scan the QR code
I think of the bottom left or head to ATV dot com slash. Oh, is that that fight pad you guys were talking about the entry form
For you the fight side
Okay
He doesn't look at our bracket as we saw earlier on team peanut did clutch on up
in the grand finals to take down team Ludwig, who will finish second and then in a third place consolation
Yeah, yeah, yeah
on the back of Summit, but no
Adapts, starts to come to life and his team follows suit taking third place in what was a dramatic time of game
Yeah, yeah, yeah
plus five, team Adapts
Yeah, he's too good best not to show his highlights, that's right, yeah, that's right, that's right
You don't want to make everybody down.
Let's go!
We've been taking theater!
Twenty.
My...
Folks, well look. That was a look at our CS2 action before making crowd to our grand champion.
We've got an interview with our incredible performer tonight.
And throughout the night, we're happy to chat with our weekly MVP...
What?
Nate Shot.
Nate Shot?
Nate Shot to grand champion.
You know we've seen double lift in this chair in previous weeks as the MVP, but now you sit here representing your squad, you know, what was your strategy going into counter strike to tonight is probably the person with the most experience heading in today's games.
games. Oh, we just want to make sure that Doublelift couldn't have any fun and play
Mirage ever. It's his favorite map. He's like 25,000 premier.
Exactly right. I was just Mirage. But everybody else on the team hated it, especially me.
Where's my dough? Where's my dough? Make Doublelift miserable, even though he's
carried us through the entire tournament and just try to win the whole damn thing.
Oh, shit. I got a little award as well. I'll throw it back.
Oh, what?
Having your kick and eating a two if I've ever heard. What about your clutch
made on Dust2. That was versus Summit. Posted up on the tunnels. You cleared out mid right
behind you. You just, you must have felt like a pro at that moment. You did everything that
a tier one player would have done to guarantee that 1v1. Did you hear him in the tunnels?
No, I didn't hear him in the tunnels and what actually where I have the shame and why my
hand is on my forehead right now. Oh, jumping up on the.
the. Oh, yeah. You guys watch me try to jump on top. I. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Movement is not my turn. That into a conversation about persistence.
I've had in weeks. Oh, God, it was terrible. But no, as soon as I, because I knew he had
a knob and as soon as I cleared out CTE and made and just jiggled it a couple of times,
I'm like, well, he's got to go tons. Like he's not going to save that.
So yeah, it just worked out like perfect timing.
I got a question with the with the stomp that was the 13 zero in the second round
of the round robin with the stomp on nuke versus team Ludwig prior to the grand finals when you
guys start going into ancient your map pick and they're just hitting all these retakes constantly
diffusing your bombs round after round in the eight rounds they won it was seven retakes and you
guys still came back from that nine three half i need to know who's the spiritual leader like
what driving that comeback mantra genuinely i think everybody plays a part in the composure that
we've showed throughout the entire tournament and that comeback. I think it was the first time
we face adversity in the in the entire annihilator cup for CS2. And he had some good things to say
like he knew with how little he plays the game that T side on ancient is actually like pretty
tough. You know what I mean? And especially when you have a couple of players that don't play a
ton of counter strike and ancient as it is, I think everybody just showed exactly why we were the
the Champions and I later come everybody played their part like I gotta give a
shout out to the double lifts peanut hotch and Yvonne like the majority of this
entire tournament I was carried like 2x KO I asked a thousand stupid questions
while double lift and Yvonne are fighting for their lives this guy hotch is
trying to set me up to he's gonna gang tie one I'm like bro I'm tweaking peanuts
going to war. It's just all around. Yeah, we were. I do have to. Sorry that I kind of took the microphone here.
Shout out to Sweets and Summit. They were gunning the entire tournament after watching Summit with the 39
kills in that last game for the third place match. I thought you guys were going to take this MVP back.
But that guy sweeps actually nasty too. And Hutch in the first two matches that we played, he outplayed
me by a mile. So just some great performances in the later couple across all the teams.
What's up. What's up. Well,
they shot in addition to
earning first place on the
leaderboard. 18 T is also
donating $10,000 on your
behalf. The charity of your
choice. Which charity did you
select and why? We chose over
here. Gamers outreach. We've
been working with them for
quite some time, and it's
actually like one of my
favorite initiatives have
ever spawned in. From the
term for hospital visits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before I had it was still pretty special to me,
but now that I have them, you know,
we had to take our youngest daughter to a children's hospital,
nothing for very serious, but like you take a foot,
you take one step in there, you're like, man,
there, kids just shouldn't have to go through this.
So Gamer's Outreach just gives them a little bit of joy
when they're dealing with very scary situations.
And I think it's a beautiful thing.
And they've been around Gamer's Outreach
as long as I can remember and I've been doing this for a very long time so fucking
it's a beautiful initiative. I think everybody should take a look to be able
to feel like donating because they do some amazing things for kids around the
world. Oh my goodness. All right. Well that's awesome Matt. Thank you so much and
congratulations to Nadeshop for being this week's MVP and I have just received
work. Congratulations. I'm glad to say the results have been calculated. Let's go
ahead and take a look at our 2026, 18-T, a Nihilator Cup winner, and the star of the
game, just look at him, he's down there, he's down there, he's down there, he's down there,
he's down there, he's down there, he's down there.
Congratulations, and now I need, wow, 75 points, which the max you can get is 80, well-rounded,
start to finish, and again a draft day, burnt peanut with the first pick, took double lift,
and from there they ran away from it.
Oh yeah.
Breakdown in dead last.
And Spongebob!
Third place out there, boy, third place!
Because of winning that third place match,
Team Adaptive.
Hey guys, what's up?
Hey there, John.
How you doing today?
Thank you for sending me out.
And you're not everybody.
It was an absolute pleasure.
Oh my god.
Awesome.
But no one could dethrone Team Burt P.
Let's not be put it on the top
18 teams put it on the top again
Good work. Oh, it's amazing. It feels so good. I mean
Our team had such amazing vibes the whole time like it was always so positive even just as last like
Stretch with Counter Strike. I'm a left. We would have rounds where you know, we throw a place stupid
But it was it was never anything but constructive. It was always just you know, it's okay. We can do this lock in and
And, you know, nice tries and stuff like that.
Double meet, guys, and again.
The different maker was probably our mentality.
Like, we had really, really close finalists against Team Ludwig.
So, shout out to them.
That was like a super close set, and could have went either way.
So, yeah, like, I just, I just was so happy.
Double penis, Devin, again.
The bar up here, can I check?
Double humble.
Yeah, double humble, trouble.
Oh, was there any animosity between you and your teammates
Considering they didn't allow you to play mirage
Dude, they shot as our team captain low key grief just a capsule
I mean like I've never played a dubious in my life and then but it's okay because peanut and nature that hate
Mirage for some reason even though I don't know how they hate mirage, but they hate it
So I was down to play whatever you know, I'm a team player down. I just cannot do be at all
ever I've never won be like ever take it home a
monster performance one thing I'm gonna say about your team is everyone pulled their weight and one of your map wins today I believe
Four of you had 22 kills or 23 kills Yvonne had a lockdown defense
What did it feel like to be part of a team where you could really rely on everyone weekend and week out to pull their weight?
Dude, that's that's how every good team is is when like even the sort of you know, you have the feeling of oh
Oh, it doesn't matter if I have a bad round, it doesn't matter if I have a bad game, we can still win.
And, you know, shout out to Summit, because I think he's a monstrous solo performance, right?
But in that last round, that third place match, when he died earlier, he whipped a shot and it sucks.
Because if he has one bad round, that is probably over.
And so that, you know, complete all of this.
right in the where I was actually playing terribly at the start of the day.
I'm still recovering from like sickness.
So I was playing horribly and my team was picking it up and we're still winning.
And I was like, okay, if I can walk in for the rest of the day and, you know,
play a little bit better than I have been, then I know that for sure we're going
to win because we're already beating people when I'm like, totally off my game.
So yeah, it felt amazing.
It felt amazing.
And like you said, Yvonne, you know, she had these rounds where
came down to like one to one and seven she would just clutch and so yeah that's
true that's true you bought one crazy sometimes I mean in the most
hurt in moments when we needed it most you bought came in
swooping came in swooping he is also donating ten
thousand dollars on your behalf to the charity of your choice
I'm sure we've spoken to you about it before so far uh in the aniline or
cup of reminders again which charity did you select and why
Yeah, I chose NAMI, National Alliance of Mental Illness.
And they're just a great initiative
to help people dealing with mental illness
and mental health issues.
Yeah, for me, that's pretty near and dear,
because throughout my pro career,
I've dropped streaming.
I'll sometimes go into periods of pretty poor mental health.
And so they're a great charity to donate to.
You should check them out.
NAMI, NAMI.
Thank you, Doublelift for sharing that.
Humble Lips, Humble Lips, Humble Lips with another W, with another one added to the collection.
Throwing a pile, you won't even notice, the pile won't even change in that big.
Humble Lips with another W to throw in the pile.
He's going to have to find another place to store honor's W.
He's going to have to get a W room for his W rooms and hold honor's W.
Supporting such fantastic causes.
So here's a look at them now.
Just so awesome to to see throughout the weeks. Whatever one has gone is important. It's important, you know with a lot of great prize money in the line
Let's go ahead and support some great causes and what's near and dear to many of our competitors hearts means a lot
So here are the connection donations burnt peanut donated $5,000 to the alveas
sanctuary
Yvonne donated $5,000 to st. Jude and Nadeshot and weeks three and four donated $5,000 to gamers
Outreach!
I love that.
Gamers Outreach, one of the...
They did?
It's even more money, obviously.
Oh, yeah.
A ton more to Gamers Outreach.
10k between Scump and Nade Shot, and...
Weeds 2 and 3 for Double Lift, 10,000...
Oh, sorry.
30,000 in total from Double Lift to Nami.
Gamers Outreach is one. I just want to give a special shout-out.
I remember we would go over a couple charities at the beginning.
Maybe it was me selected because I know they didn't ask me again, but video games being used as a
for children who have nothing else to do but just you know
Sit there in hospital beds and and really I love it. I think they asked you again like later on
You know as a child like oh, well, okay? All right, and still okay. All right, but a child has nothing else to do there
Okay, and that's where I think games all right the most all right. Okay beautiful. All right
All right
I am donated on behalf of AT&T and our competitors
to many great causes.
So can we get a postcard right now in all the chats?
Thank you for making this such a fine force for good here
in the gaming space.
So again, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Champions is here.
And don't forget that one of you can be a champion.
Two, one lucky winner will be selected
to take home a top of the line gaming PC.
Registration closes at 9 PM PT tonight.
So there's still some time to sign up for a chance to win scan the QR code or head to ATT.com
Slash annihilator cuff to fill out the entry
I was just somebody I out what was doing and you're determined from will contact the lucky oh
That was a summary of the whole what a month it has been from the opening week to the final
CS2 showdown the level of competition and the moments we've seen throughout this year's 18 ten on their cup have been
unforgettable. It's truly been a pleasure getting to host the tournament this year. Huge thank you
to AT&T for bringing this event to life and continuing to support the gaming community.
This is year six and I think this has been absolutely by far the best year of the AT&T
and now that are come and I think the future is incredibly bright. I hope we're all back here next
year celebrating our great industry and of course congratulations to all of this year's
competitors. We also want to give a special shout out to our casters at production who helped
bring every play every upset and every clutch moment to life throughout the
broadcast and most importantly though thank you to all of you the hundreds and
thousands of you who tuned in each week the community for being here and
supporting your favorite players join the conversation okay that's what happened
18 t cup what it is year after year your passion and excitement what happened
okay guys I and growing before the tournament even started me and Yoni
You know, we decided a couple charities to donate to and so I think what happened is she went ahead
Which one to do if wraps up we were able to give out of the 80 of the body of the other
I see it right here that conversation
May 7th, May 7th, right here. They should watch this journey. That's what happened boys. That's what happened. That's what happened right here
You guys doing alright?
We got two! We're on the line!
I don't need to interview the team leader. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Is my team still here? We see my team still here.
Hey gang, how you doing?
Hey P!
Hello.
By the way, they used one of my pre-selected charities.
So I actually, I thought they would,
I thought they would ask me,
but my guys submitted one from earlier.
I don't know if you saw that, but I-
Wait, I didn't hear anything.
You said you hate charities?
Wait, you hate charity?
Why?
Well, close, almost, almost.
That's not exactly what I said.
So what I did say, right, what I did say, right,
was that my guys would have pre-selected a charity for me
that we had talked about earlier,
it was the animal sanctuary.
All right, well, perfect.
Fantastic, I didn't even know I wanted each charity money.
When did I win that?
When the fuck did I win $5,000 for charity?
I thought it was only MVP's.
I actually don't, I don't know, I'm pleased as well.
I didn't think I wanted any charity money.
Oh, you're talking about that one screen?
That one screen was like, I don't know,
it was like one of your like side quest things.
I think it might have honestly been in Cod Week,
but I don't know.
Billions of copies.
Oh, well, great.
All right, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Fucking love animals, so.
Very nice channel to go to.
All right, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, all right.
Even Gage's got even better.
I even know I'm one of these charity money.
All right.
All right, hey y'all, listen, I don't wanna make it weird,
but I actually had an absolute blast the last four weeks
and I really appreciate you drafting me
and thank you guys for being so nice to me
during the 2XKO and the League of Legends.
I had a blast, guys.
to hop out of here, but if we don't ever end up in one call together, just know I had
a great fucking time. So thank you very much.
I love you, bro. I love you, Dave. John. It's awesome.
Hey, guys, open the door with my wife. I can't believe he not hates animals and kids
and disabled people. Take care, buddy.
I knew he'd be the first to hang up.
Oh my goodness.
All right.
Yeah, guys, that was a fantastic time.
That was a great time.
Oh my goodness.
That was sick.
I'm literally never going to get it.
Yeah, that was awesome.
L?
Yep.
Thank you for drafting me, coach.
Thank you.
Yeah. Thank you for dropping me coach.
And maybe die by you anytime.
Yeah, well, you're not good.
I guess I love you all.
Have a good one day. Good night.
I'll see you tomorrow for the seven days that I think he sounds good.
See you tomorrow.
Hi. Goodbye.
All right, gang. All right, boys.
It's 11 p.m.
Hey, did you do it by the way?
Did you we saw your last two clutches?
M
Ratsim
Impressive Gigi you went hard in the paint. Let me do it in the painted line within the paint. I'm your body. Oh, thank you
Gigi thank you Gigi
Thank you Gigi. Oh, all right guys. Here's what we're gonna do. Here's what I do listen up listen up listen up very closely
I did not get a lot of sleep last night because of the 15 hour 30 hours
007 speed that we did. So here's the plan. I'm going to rip these cases. We're going to go play the last level of 007 and then I'm going to get off probably about an hour and a half to two hours early tomorrow at noon.
we're gonna start the 24 hour seven days to die straight.
24 hours starting at noon tomorrow Friday,
by the big butterflies, okay?
I forgot, did you forgot?
Did you, it's at noon tomorrow, don't be late.
Do I get on it in two, yes!
I actually haven't said that up either,
that's actually another reason I'm gonna get off
a little early, because the guys set up
server for me my buddy over one of one service and I have not configured it at
all I have not configured it on all actually maybe you guys didn't help me
guys listen you think those you that have played seven days and I I'm thinking
about making blood moons once every four hours in game is that too much I know
at the beginning it might be too much but I feel like 12 hours into the stream
we're gonna want that I'm also gonna double the amount of zombies and 5x the
number of zombies that could be on the server at one time that we really die so
we really just die that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make this shit so
fucking hard that we have to grind the same I would do it 24 hours game we're
gonna grind we're gonna grind too much if you pussy that's not funny we're
We're going in, we're going in, and we're going in hot.
Uh, hmmm, way too much now.
Eeeeee!
Lie, lie, handsome fire.
Handsome fire, handsome fire, handsome fire.
Hmm.
Uh, hmmm, Habibi's gonna denounce it?
I'm telling you, I'm already waiting.
Habibi's waiting in the shadows to denounce it.
I guarantee you, I guarantee you, he is waiting in the shadows to denounce it.
Oh, Mr. Derek the gamer. My boyfriend is one good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boy. You change my boy. Hey, Mr. Grave. I won't buy some what good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my one free change to my mom
You should open a group. I would love to play. Nah guys guys
Nah, that's a whole nother thing guys
It's so simple to make a private server where there's like six six guys that I know
Are we going there and it's easy we do an open server? We got to make a discord. We got a vet everybody
I got to have moderators. I got to have VDoS protection
I already have you this person like VDoS prevention where like we like trade everybody on how to protect the IP
It's a whole it's all it's like 10 extra steps. It's like 10 extra steps and this starts tomorrow
No we don't have time for that.
Um, alright let's get these cases.
Time for gold! Time for a gold!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Alright, a purple is starting up!
Not doosabby boys, not doosabby!
Take a little beef, let's take a little beef.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
another purple wait another purple not dude Sammy boys not dude Sammy
uh-uh
hmm oh
oh
a bit weak a peanut I see a lot of you guys down there say it hold up a peanut
by 11 year old son Dallas who fucking name by the way you said that guy up you
said that guy I'm good. Oh my YouTube chat is broke. Oh, well, I can't see any money
on YouTube right now, but my 11-year-old son Dallas, once again cool fucking name, loves
you, he just recovered from a skull fracture, from a T-bone accident with a semi-truck.
Oh my god. Oh, thank god, he's okay. It would make his world for you to call him up. Mr.
Mr. Dallas, your mom gave you a cool name!
You're probably gonna be a movie star with that name, pal!
Godspeed!
I'm glad you're doing better, Chief.
And I'm glad you're doing better.
Godspeed, Mr. Dallas! Godspeed!
This next one's in view, Mr. Dallas!
This next one's in view!
Not well, I'll let you down.
But all the other stuff...
still applies all the other stuff survives I let you down all the other
stuff it applies all the other stuff all the other stuff what is going on my
YouTube channel hold on give me a second it's the whole screen is just fucking
white I don't see anything that happened to it it just broke oh is it back is it
working YouTube channel can you guys see me can you guys see me oh there we go
Perfect, alright. We're back! We're back! We're back!
I don't know why I asked if you could see me. That wasn't even a problem in the first place.
No matter. No matter. No matter.
Let the evCase is left. Let the evCase is left. Let the evCase is left.
No matter, no matter, plenty of cases left.
Alright, purple, alright, alright, alright, we're still, we still got some steam, we still
got some steam, no worries, no worries, no worries.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
It is ensign us! It is ensign us!
The big one's coming up! The big one is coming up!
OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
ARE YOU SEEING THAT? ARE YOU SEEING THAT? NO WAY!
I
Am9
Oh my god, how much is that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. How much is that? Is that oh?
Oh, I gotta check, I gotta check, is it like special ones with these or is it just like
face value?
Oh my god, oh my god, M9P that we, I can find out the phase right, I can find out the phase.
We guys, how do I find out the phase?
How do I find out the phase of it?
Oh, oh, how do we guys, how do I find out the phase?
Phase one, phase two, phase three, phase four, how do I know?
How do I know?
I've seen a lot of phase 4's, but I saw a couple of phase 2's. How do you know for sure? How do you know for sure? How do you tell?
Everybody say in phase 4, oh yeah, I'm just going to see what phase 4 is. Here we go.
M9 being a Doppler. Phase 4, back 3-2.
Oh my god.
Holy crap.
That's like, that's, I'm looking at a bunch of different prices.
Boys, that's like 1100 bucks.
Holy crap.
Oh my god.
Huge pull.
Huge, massive, ginormous pull.
There's no fucking way.
Turn it.
okay what about it what about it well
full screen full screen oh yeah what did you just say what did you just say
first case to be worth it out of the 10 game open I'm fucking you did you fuck
yourself fuck yourself 10,000 times fuck yourself fuck yourself see we're all
enjoying a special moment together we're all into a special moment we're on to a
Special moment. All right. Fuck you. Well, this is the time for celebration
Celebration time. Come on
Bump above. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Look at that black pearl. Okay, I'm not falling for that again last time you told me something was black pearl
I spent an hour
Searching on Google for that and I never figured it out actually fuck you guys. I'm not looking for that anymore
I'm not looking for that.
I don't care, black pearl, green pearl, blue pearl,
purple pearl, I'm not looking for it.
I'm not looking for it.
I finally look for it, you got me.
I gotta find out.
I have to know.
Oh yeah, I don't think it's, guys,
I don't think it's a black pearl.
I'm looking at the picture of a black pearl right here.
It's, guys, are you sure it's phase four?
Cause phase four and phase one,
oh no, phase four sapphire and phase three look very similar.
Extremely similar, genuinely so similar.
Look at this for a second.
This is phase four, that's phase three, that's sapphire.
How would you possibly know the difference?
Look at the pattern number?
No, no, wait.
Pattern 464.
Pattern 464, is that how that works?
I think you do like, wait, wait, wait.
How to tell what phase a M9 bayonet Doppler is.
All right.
The finished catalog number, all right.
Phase four is bright blue,
mixed with patches of black.
That kind of looks like what I've got.
Phase 3 there's a mix of blue, green, and black sections.
Is there any green in here?
I don't see any green.
I think there's just phase four.
Oh, look how shiny it is.
Oh my God!
You blind bits, mean only pixel.
The Dallas Doppler, cease the Dallas Doppler!
Name it the Dallas Doppler?
I mean, how do you get one of those name tags?
Oh, you can just do it.
Oh my God, hold up.
The Dallas Doppler.
Wait, hold up, wait, I can't show you
because I had to pull up a thing,
but that's what it looks like.
I have to have my speed though, I have to have my speed.
I had to buy it. I had to buy it. It's like, too much.
See!
Oh, wait, what?
See!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Oh, wait, I-I probably should have just named it Dallas Doppler.
Dallas.
No Dallas Doppler! There it is! There it is! Too late, too late!
Today, I would be with the dollars. I'll be with dollars. Thank you for sharing your luck with us today, Mr.
Dollars. Oh guys, I cannot believe that's happened. I told you when I saw that red
I said you're something crazy is about to happen. I said when I saw that red something
I think this is my best pull ever. I only had ever pulled anything better than this. I think this is my best ever
It is
The karamban I did from a five red trade-off. This is genuinely. Oh my god. I'm gonna treasure this forever
This is all my best pull ever back to back. Oh, you could think it back to back back to back
back to back
No, you got scared you got scared you got scared if
You get another knife. I will ban my own account. Thank you. How nice thank you
you can say it's back to in game I did it right here oh my god oh oh wow
Oh, look how it shines in the light.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
New gloves.
I'll figure that out later.
All right.
Let's open the last feet.
Quick, open!
Oh, no.
Oh, damn it. I know I just seek out about it.
Alright, we're gonna let this one play out, we're gonna let this one play out.
Quick, open!
Fuck.
Alright, oh yeah, I've actually let this one.
Last one, we're letting it roll.
We're letting it roll. Here we go. We're letting it roll.
Ah, well, we got Jim.
Oh my god, oh my god, holy crap. Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh, that is a sight to behold. That is a sight to behold. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You know that? I've got like 50 bees right now.
Beekeeper this bitch. Oh my god. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. Holy crap. Oh, oh my god. Oh
Side of it kind of looks fucking horrible actually that I think about it if you just turn it this way
Oh my god, there's some scratches. What if we just turn this way? Oh my god, there's even more scratches
We'll be just looking at it like this. Oh my god. Okay. There we go. Now. We're looking good. Now. We're looking good
That looks good
Wow, all right
Wait for 007 boys. Time to kill Mr. Webb and take down the Hyperion, which I think we might have already done.
No, no, that's way too long. That'll take way too long. You have like a billion blues.
50 more. No!
It's my birthday and I took a long nap. I would like to know how you guys did the CS2.
Wait, do you like, oh, seven, uh, yeah, uh.
Yeah, we won, Mr. Singer!
And yes, we won, Mr. Singer, we won.
Happy birthday, Mr. Happy birthday, Mr. Singer.
We won the tournament, and the CG poison.
All right, I'll put on over, I'll put on over.
One moment, boys, one moment, one moment.
Oh yeah, let me remove the softwares a little bit.
Good thinking, boys.
Good thinking, we'll remove that bad boy.
Move it right there, there we go.
I think I'm doing this right.
What is it?
Oh, there it is.
I'm good.
I did.
Let me change my things.
Let me change my stream things.
Double load seven.
below seven first night. The names.
God.
He you don't fuck it. Well, I'm changing these. I'm going to put you guys on the
starting soon because it's so cool.
I'm putting you guys on the starting soon screen. Well, I changed these. It's
it's super cool. It's super cool. Give me 30 seconds. I'll be back.
you
I
The names not
he
And I like my silly-doos shaking, not scared.
Hmm.
She is gentlemen, she is boys.
Now it's time to go murder Mr. Webb and beat his ass.
I think you might have already killed Mr. Webb.
I have no idea what this last mission is.
I'm now remembering that we did in fact kill Mr. Webb.
Like, did we kill Mr. Webb?
Because I remember.
Okay, let's do a quick recap.
Guys, Mad Guy has a quantum computer
that happens to be like the brother
of the quantum computer MI6 has.
Don't ask me how it works,
but I'm pretty sure quantum computing.
Have you guys ever seen that Black Mirror episode?
Where the lady built a computer so powerful
that it can change reality?
Okay, I've heard quantum computers work outside of reality, like they can actually, like, warp reality they're so powerful, or something.
And so the way it works is that MI6 builds a quantum computer, and then this rich billionaire evil guy also built one,
and because of some mystical, magical quantum computing shit that I have no idea how it works, they were connected like in the Ethereum.
They were like in the quantum space time continuum somehow connected.
So he was able to learn everything MI6 was doing for like 20 fucking years.
It also tried to predict crimes, but it wouldn't get them right.
But what it did to rectify that situation was that it was so powerful it would just
make the situations right.
So like, if it said somebody had like a gun on them and they were like reaching or something,
but they weren't.
But then the quantum computer would like make that so, it would make all the news articles
say that he did, or something, I have no idea.
I have no idea.
But basically, we destroyed their version of it, which was called I period, we destroyed
the quantum computers, and then we shot Mr. Webb, but Mr. Webb had a bracelet on, that
If his heartbeat stopped, then Hyperion would then release all of the information on MI6
and destroy them. So did he die? I don't remember. Guys, I was so delirious after that 15 hour
stream. Did he die? Did he die or not? Did Mr. Webb die or not? He died! The lady saw him. I know
Oh, she shot him, but did he die?
Yes?
Okay, then did the information get released?
Did it get released?
Did the MI, no, it didn't.
Okay, so he died, or it did.
I have no idea.
All right, let's just figure it out.
All right, last mission.
Someone has attacked MI6.
We were in a jail cell in there
We were kind of doing mutiny type shit.
You're kind of doing mutiny type shit.
Somebody just broke in the building
and the whole building's on fire.
Someone is invading MI6, and that's where we left off.
Last fish through the game, someone has invaded MI6.
We broke out of our jail cell,
and we're about to kick smash.
All right, let's talk again.
Hey!
Oh!
Did you even sleep?
Not really.
I'm luckin' in, boys, luckin' in, and may I remind everyone,
may I remind everyone, take a look right there!
We're on the hardest difficulty.
We have been the entire time.
Fuck everyone trying to discredit me!
We're on the hardest difficulty.
Here we go.
All right, not good.
I
Geo so is right back there we like just start this mission we walked like 10 feet and then I gave up
I'm gonna use a smoke screen.
One for a smoke break.
I know someone's here.
Let's start in the pokey area.
Shhh.
Yeah!
No scrooge, what?
Shhh!
Yeah!
Oh, turn around you bastard!
Yeah, I wouldn't do it pretty good
Yeah
I don't ride this, it's going pretty good.
I haven't really tried sneaking around yet, it actually kind of works.
Alright, follow me, gang, follow me boys.
Ooh, that guy's not looking too good.
Why won't he die?
Thank you, I'm dead.
Took you long enough.
Em, listen to me, I've no part in this.
No need. I just watched you take down a handful of intruders.
I'm not sure which side you're on, but I'd appreciate it.
How did this happen?
You need an earpiece. The man you just fought was tuned into our frequency.
Grab his. I'll update you on the way.
And I'm reactivating your Q-lens. You'll need all the help you can get.
Thank you, Mom. I was feeling rather naked without it.
I don't know why they call all the ladies mom in this country, but...
But just get used to it, they can't do that, they just do that here.
Proceed.
Take the back stairs down to operations, find the money penny.
If anyone can raise this lock down, it's her.
Money penny's here.
She's not your friend Bond, she's an asset.
Stay focused.
With respect, mom.
To hell with that, you made it.
I think we're friends.
I think she's like, eeeh.
Someone please be alive in there.
Stay with me, Henry.
Well, get out of this, you hear me?
Hid me so fucking dead
Stop lying to him Phil. He's fucking dead. Wait look
He's gone. Oh, I'll take it from here get yourself to safety. Take care of it. We're a moment top of order moments
He's I call them. He's only resting
They just leave it. You're walking up
All right, Phil
Team moving in no sign of target move to position all teams. What do you want it's Roger that stay
Oh my god, okay, all right back to sneaking back to sneaking back to sneaking Phil's coping
I know back to sneaking back to sneaking back to sneaking around back to sneaking around
There was I thought there'd be like three or four guys in there.
There was a thousand.
Lifted position.
All teams block exits.
Fuck it, we're doing it again.
Stand up.
What's going on?
He's close.
He's dead.
He's moved.
He's right there.
Fuck off!
Cover me!
He's dead.
Good dinga.
Come on.
I got you.
Huh?
recovery fire now!
Yeah! Oh shit!
Third time's the charm, third time is the charm.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Take this bitch!
Okay, all right, okay, you know what all right, you know what you know what I was wrong. I was wrong
We don't we all have never rocked. Oh my god. I'm right. I'm right. I'd read the back. It's been a quick
I'm the only one left where the winners are all right all right we're cooking we're cooking
we're cooking we're cooking boys a little bit of ammo a little bit of ammo from these
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you gentlemen, thank you gentlemen, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Before I vote, thank you, thank you.
Alright, let's loot!
Oh, where's Moneypenny?
Not the part.
Penny
She was reviewing the security feats
The hostiles are taking out the cameras
I think that towards there. Yes. I've got a shower. Let's go to be here by the way
My name is going to protect the core good girl
What's the fastest way there? Stairs are out of the question. Give me a moment. I'll plot away down
of
the
Yeah, I think you got the point.
What the hell is that?
They have shooting boxes now?
I've never seen that before.
But they have shooting boxes now
I've never seen them
He's dug in gotta find another way
Oh
Oh my god, what is this boy check this gun out you take alert you take alert you tag you take
All right, that doesn't work gonna find another way
Guys, how do I kill those things?
You got crouched? That kind of thing. Guys, how do I kill that red pipe?
Is this fun? Is this fun? You know a bunch of a bitch you sound like right now.
Lock it boys, lock it in!
Actually hold up, unless that was a genuine question. Guys, I'm so used to people being assholes
I'm so sorry sir if that was a genuine question if you like oh I wonder if this game is fun
There you go. It's just fun sir. I'm so used to be people being actual
Distance, I'm so sorry if that was just a regular question. Oh my god. If you would just oh my god
Is this game fun? I'm so sorry. Yes. It's a fun game. It's a fun game. Okay
All right, I don't know what to do here
Woo woo woo!
He's dug in.
Gotta find another way.
Fong! You want to get shot in the back?
You need to clear the wound.
What do you mean by...
...hustle nearby?
Not really partial to either.
You're not being very speaky right now.
You have to check with the enemy if I can open the fucking vent.
What a so long one, Cullen.
You need to get creative.
I don't even have my watch. I got nothing.
Got it!
I should even the playing field.
Em, you were saying something about a utility shaft.
Yes, there's an access panel in the skiff room. It'll take you all the way. It doesn't appear to be compromised.
This is almost too easy.
Excuse me, wait. Oh, I knew it!
Oh, it's past tense.
How'd he do while I was supposed to go through there?
Alright, body game, body game.
They won't get there in time.
I'm afraid you're all I've got.
What else is there?
I've not heard what is going on.
But we're the good guys and...
And they're the bad guys.
We'll figure out the res later.
Nothing will cut me to ribbons.
Oh
Here we go
Yeah, cut that fat out ask your tight-lipped friend her people right at the top of my list here we go
Thanks, sir
She ran away from the intruders in the null space. Perhaps she failed them one too many times
Oh my god, please notice these money pennies wallet. She was a drop to do these dissent toward here
Oh, Miss Muddy, baby, Miss Muddy, baby!
She's down here in the sewers!
Q Lab is coming up.
Not clear.
Is he safe?
The lab was the first department to lose surveillance.
I just don't know.
Why didn't you have to turn the fan off if you could just slide it over?
Don't ask me pal, I'm James Bond, alright? Not Electrician extraordinaire.
I just gave it to the lady, it might you said, and now we're here.
Mm-mm-mm.
Not good.
Look around you.
Anyone with this much imagination is a threat in my book.
That's Q.
And...
Q's fine.
He's...
Layla.
Finally a bit of luck. What the hell is money penny thinking? She can't stop these guys
Money penny you better not be dead
I don't want you to be careful. I want you to be you.
Oh, here we go, who's that tricky white?
I don't think there's other doors open, man.
I need to dispatch a shipment of arseholes.
Is this the right floor?
Damn it!
Get back!
Yeah?
Yeah, right floor.
I probably like about to enter.
Spinning out.
See you on the other side.
Oh my god, that guy's the baddest bug.
James, I was hoping that you'd try and save the game.
Oh my god, money penny turned to the enemy!
She's evil now!
Maybe, I'm not certain, but it looks like she might be evil now!
Tell me, how do you like the new look?
You grew a spine, well done.
Oh, you son of a, you're killing me, come here, you've had quite the run haven't you?
My father, dead?
I mean, that IS the guy who dropped the python. How is he alive?
My legacy, my inheritance, all God.
All except for good old Thayer here, eh?
Luckily I had a host of buyers already lined up.
Each one more unsavory than the last.
And it's all thanks to you.
How does it feel, James?
How does it feel to really make a difference?
James!
I'm so right, dude.
He says, go on.
Go on, James tells you.
Also, maybe she's not evil.
Now that I've had time to think about it for like three seconds,
I-I think she's just a hostage.
Shhh!
Picatinny.
Oh shit, she's alive.
You didn't know that either!
She was standing with the bad guy!
Oh my god, he's gonna play so much fucking Fortnite on that laptop.
We really lost the entire war now.
Oh my god, well, that guy's one.
Take it and go.
I told my father he died in your arms.
It's not fair, you know.
You hogging all the fun.
Bunny, bunny, don't move. We're gonna stabilize the bleeding.
James!
James, James!
Look out! What is that, asshole?
James!
Oh, she's bleeding out.
I've got her now.
I've got her.
Thank you.
Back to the game.
Alien's only escape is through the tunnels.
I've slowed him down, but it's up to you to stop him.
Whatever it takes, Bond.
Here.
Here, take this.
This is a special edition.
It's the master key to the lab.
Unlocks the entire arsenal.
No offense, Cupid.
I need more than a man in a couch.
We have the Valhalla.
It's the only thing with enough firepower.
Get the keys for my coat and wearables.
Now go!
While there's still time, the watch will guide your way.
I just want to say for a second if I don't get to drive the cool fucking car that I saw in episode 8
I'm gonna hate this game forever
My lucky boy
Oh, hey six five, thanks for sending me down here cute. See I can meditate for a couple hours. Oh, what about we're good
This is a much better meditation spot. Oh, they got
Gotta be some bridge controls
How do the wife up that might be what I was gonna
Yeah, I
Make good job make good job. Come on. Keep moving. Thank you
Yeah
This is meant to be a shortcut
Oh
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Approaching Q-Lab. Alpha device detecting. Welcome back.
Don't tell your boys, I think we're going to the Q-Lab to grab the car. Please, God.
Guys, I think we're going to the Q-Lab to grab the car.
Oh, there's the fat one again.
Grab what you can!
We're leaving!
This guy watches like 10 times better than us.
I only went like 7 cock legs.
I could meet that thing way over there.
Follow me again.
Hey, Jesus.
It's starting to boil.
That's the only time.
Well, you touch this fucking thing.
I don't know.
You frustrate me.
Hmm.
Is that you, right?
We already got an answer to think.
Oh, no, we don't.
Ah, we don't need it.
Follow me again.
Oh, we actually might need it.
Ah, that's fine.
Ah, we're good.
That's way over there.
We're way over here.
Ah.
down. Ah. Oh my God. Oh, there were secret tunnels. Not this one. They're just where
I would fall Harlan Keyed with an IV.
Oh, he's got it.
I'll take the tower.
Oh my god, he's got it in the key to the guard.
No way!
Shit.
I
Gotta do something about that lock down. I should try to use laptop
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh.
I will give the next time the plan never goes good on the first try everybody knows that
everyone knows that everybody knows that my sixes last hope I am a very good spy
She even spies maintenance motion sensors even spies have those days
He could be close.
Right?
I don't see anyone.
Checking this out.
I'll take him first.
Leave in this room.
Okay. Alright. Alright.
You know what they say?
Third time is the job. Third time is the job.
Third time's the job, boys.
Let's come fast.
Oh dude, wait, what happened?
You should be back to the checkpoint before the checkpoint.
Oh I see all the gadgets, this is good, this is good.
Let's get the gadgets, now we get the gadgets.
I see this is good, this is good, this is good.
We get the gadgets right now.
Phew, you've been holding out for us.
We'll put some gadgets on.
We'll put the poison guard.
Make someone poo.
and then we'll put the smoke grenade back to do.
And then...
The air pond bomb.
What the heck is this thing?
It's valuable.
I feel like it's mine.
Feel the dude behind the car.
Pressing it as this fire master himself, not Peter.
Thank you, Mr. Kichi Meg.
Don't you worry, I've got it this time, 100% I know exactly what to do now.
Bailing those two times has sharpened my mind beyond anything possibly complicated.
I am now a Spine Master.
Don't worry, don't you worry.
Not this one, like a needle in a walking closet.
Secret find, down, no lies.
In true to alert, emergency lockdown in progress.
Secret minds! Down no lines!
Shit.
Could've mentioned the motion sensors, Q.
I'm gonna kill this one.
I can do like you do.
I think it's stupid or silly, really quickly.
Come the nerves.
Shh.
You will explode we don't want to hit that server those two guys go over there
Okay, alright, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, okay, alright, alright, okay, okay,
so guys, alright, so just unpronounce to me, sometimes when you hit the three button, you
you might turn on a vacuum cleaner,
and then other times, you'll explode a giant bomb
in the middle of the room.
So watch out for that, watch out for that.
I swear to God, it's gonna be back to the checkpoint
before the checkpoint.
Ah!
Come fast, Saf.
Mmm, I'm just gonna die next time.
I will put this right there, that right there,
and this right there.
Here we go.
I don't know how I'm gonna do this even even if we get to the laptop we have to stay there
for like two minutes to let it out.
Who's out?
I don't know if I can do this.
I
Turrents you can't take stuff one systems. Thanks for always believing in me
Thanks, tough one systems
I've only got the problem you think you can check you can check
We ignored what it said auto turn on your speed. What guys I'm trying to be sneaky
like a needle in a walking clock.
I don't have to activate an auto turn
to try to sneaky this.
I was thinking more like vacuum cleaners
like the lights flicker on and off.
Shit.
I will try to auto turn.
We should kill this one.
Like you, like you, like you.
And then we'll activate the turn.
I
Hey, right
Gonna do something about that lock down I should try Q's laptop
Leave it be.
Hey, what's up?
Was he done?
Dead.
It's our guy.
Shhh!
Take the gun.
Oh, you're right on that.
Bloody hell!
You're right there!
Start searching. Yes, sir.
Shhh!
I
I'm going to grab the first guy's gun.
Oh, you have the smoke.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait, wait.
Where do I'm ready? I'm ready! I'm ready!
I hear you. Come out here.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Gonna get some motion sensors, Q.
Keep this guy's gun.
Yeah.
We'll poison the guy up there, it will throw a smoke.
I don't know if you can do a smoke on something.
He'll distract that guy.
Over here.
Oh my god!
That's it, I'm just going to kill everyone.
Don't give me something about that lock.
I'm just trying to kill that.
Oh
Word oh
What oh?
Word oh, what he must have that new 12 in steel penetrating bullets. Oh, you know that. Oh, dude tank. Oh, hey, hey, no worries. No worries. Oh, what?
Fuck are
Oh, we got this time, we got this time, six time, easy time, six time, stuck.
It's locked down in progress, I repeat, intruder alert, emergency locked down in progress.
Shit.
I'm gonna mention the motion sensors, Q.
I didn't do nothing.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna go, unless you want to get strained again.
Welcome.
We're gonna distract those guys.
Who'd be distracted?
He's getting two suspicious.
Get that up.
Gotta do something about that lock down.
I should try to use that.
The Cubs, no guys, Cubs make it so they can see you.
It's not what you think it is.
It's not a distraction tool.
It's an attacking tool.
Well, that was... something.
Get him!
What is with the chairs in this place?
I gotta raise that lock down.
This guy's a turn around!
Where's the guard?
Forget it.
I see him, I see him.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Facial on target.
Oh my god!
That guy's still buging.
All right, all right, lock down override initiated here we go there we go
oh my god this guy is insane holy shit oh my god oh we're good we're safe we're
done forever oh my god we win guys if that doesn't be part of that one room in
One judge me with that one on my dad. We win
Override in progress 50% complete
Come on!
Stupid bitches!
I wasn't doing pretty good!
His hanging around his hang...
...round.
After sipping the silly.
Eagle on the table, where?
Oh my god!
Override and probe.
No this ain't boys!
75% complete!
I
Lockdown override was used
Any moment chief
Anymore guys decos I guess I thought it's cool. It's cool. There's circles too big though
That's cool. Just got
Mm-hmm override sequence complete raising lockdown. That's much you to leave
All right, let me get what?
Who's it the bomb
Thank you, I was you were there. I'm not too late
Time!
It's solid steel.
Growin' as fast as I can.
Everyone get ready to clear out!
GAAAANGE!
GAAAAAAANGE!
Begin to use the guard let mucka go!
It's fun!
Cut him down!
Cue!
We have unwashed visitors.
So we do.
How about we show them some English hospitality?
Certainly.
Smoke screen, oil slag, sonic cannon.
Hey, I'm not gonna go to the hospital.
I'm gonna go to the hospital.
I need to get some water.
Smoke screen, oil slag, sonic cannon...
Flamethrower! Activate Flamethrower!
Flamethrower not applicable.
Dammit!
What about missiles?
Missiles. Full stock.
Alright! Here we go!
Arming missiles. 12% complete. Stand by.
Oh, come on!
Activate machine guns!
Machine guns armed and ready to fire.
Yes! Now we're talking!
Talking voice analysis complete. You are not you. You are Bob James. Oh, you got me
How did he die you?
I'm I said he would let you drive me over his dead body. Oh, that's good times
You saw us armed and looted.
Bang, man! You found even Shake Man!
Yeah!
We're still in pretty good!
Threat me to west.
I
Don't see them you he would that bad boy
That would be him. Should I worry short of a nice thing? Here he is. He's got a couple of zippin needles
What's he doing?
Not the cool guard!
Dammit!
Who's got the ears?
I'll raise a ticket with tech support.
Thanks for my helping.
They can lock the door.
That is a nasty dent James. I do hope you have insurance.
I got a guide code.
Gotta be the general. For a great low rate you can get online gaming and go to the general
and you can save some time.
The dent is coming.
What's going on with you? What's going on?
Hmm
You got
Gotta be a way out of this wreck I resent that
Activated Jack to see are you quite sure just do it
Oh nothing fresh gotta pay more fix
You know, guys, we kind of got scammed. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I wanted to drive that thing, not in a circle, in a room.
We kind of got scammed, guys. We kind of got scammed.
All of you went through it.
Hmm.
Am I in his chair? Inject? I don't know.
That's what I thought he was doing. Honestly, I thought he would die.
Why do you think passenger seats come with an eject thing in those types of things?
You sure that guy's died?
That was the other guy.
Alright, come on, get...
Yeah!
You don't know when to quit, do you, James?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What's wrong, James?
Can't keep up.
I'm waiting.
What is this pushing talking about he's with these the one running guys it's a big bad
Hey, Mr. Damien, how you doing, boys?
Huh?
Too slow.
Tell me, James, how long can you hold your breath?
Like a minute.
Top of the class.
Oh, congratulations.
You get to die last.
Hey!
What the hell is he up to?
How long can you hold your breath?
Like a minute.
Top of the class.
Oh, congratulations.
You get to die last.
Hey!
What the hell is he up to?
Is he a big ol' poop coming out of your head?
Hey, what are you talking about?
The wines.
Give me the wines.
We can just keep the door down.
He's scared?
Yeah, I'm telling you, that guy's a pussy.
We beat him one time.
And that was really he was not nearly as fat begin what a hundred percent because that's a dime
Good god James you must have a death wish
Well, I'm only happy to oblige
Come on. Show your face.
It's working. You need to stay close.
How's money planning doing, James?
Good boy.
You must have bled out by now.
One more notch on the old belt, eh?
This is I said before guys the plan never goes good on the first try no need to worry
No, she's the one up now. It's really time. You don't miss it get close enough. Maybe I can hack it
I like this bitch
Gadgets are useless gonna shut off the jamming device
How the hell am I supposed to get close to this guy if he just beats his shit out of me?
There's something around here that'll put a crock in his armor.
Oh!
Oh, garbage!
Oh, my God!
Bad form, James.
Don't you know never to perform the same tricks as my stocky suit.
See, he's representing a good person.
You move, you're fat ass!
Now come back.
That's disappointing.
Oh, got it, got it, got it!
Now what?
Janna's down, Gadget's up.
Wait!
I'll have to read some havoc.
Come out, James!
I've got it. I've got to think bigger.
Jesus Christ!
I need to do another to him!
I need the Hoosie-Doo Jesus to do nothing!
I've caught your signal, James.
Don't move now.
Yeah!
There we go!
Alright, alright!
Now we're gonna get this!
Ah, we're gonna pay this to your close friend, Cressida Bright.
We'll never get less of it.
Stay long, keep moving, use the environment. You got this!
Really?
James...
He's dead already.
Oh shit!
Jet found you! I'm coming for you, James!
Oh! Right over here, big fella! Right over here! Oh my god!
Oh! Nooooo!
Dammit!
BQ'd you in two shots! Two! Two! Call him two!
Holy fucking shit, I gotta hack it again.
You have gotta be fingering my model
Come on
How's money penny doing James surely she must have played out by now one more notch on the old belt
I got something around here that will put a crack in his armor.
Oh!
Oh, damn it!
Oh, my God!
Let's just stack a suit.
Gotta get up close.
Got a trick!
Ah!
You lost her a suit, got more than you could've done.
All right, but that worked.
Gem is down, gadgets are back, I have to read some havoc.
You're running out of friends, James.
When this is all over, I'll be sure to pay a visit to your-
That's dumb.
Come on over here Big Benner!
Come on Big Benner!
Come on, Big Benna!
The Ticklebot's engine Ticklebot Vicky!
He whizzes Fat Benz going! Get back to the big machine! Oh my God!
He's stubborn for a jelly donut half the way
Like that
I think I got that machine to piss on him not really sure what I really sure it did
but that's okay stay low keep moving use the environment you got this oh my god
Bones, we're flooding the tunnels. You're gonna kill everyone. Bang on! There's enough water in this reservoir to turn MI6 underground into a fish tank.
By the time they sort out what's transpired, I'll be longer.
I'll find a way to damage him.
The sentry gun should do it.
Hey, Lockheed!
We're Lockheed!
Are you sure you brought enough firepower?
I had to get a rep for a fight.
Hey, who could have...
He didn't get...
Oh, wait.
Ah, wait.
Hey, wait.
Alright, cool.
Alright, fat bitch is also Chris Kyle.
That's chill.
Alright, alright, guys.
We have to play a little safer there.
A little safer there.
A little safer here.
The sentry gun should do it.
What?
What? What? What? What the hell is that? What is that? What is that?
Gotta find a way to damage him.
Those sentry guns should do it.
You sure you brought it up by power?
I had to get a red pack away!
We set up turrets in every sewer junction.
We don't last anything to move.
I'm afraid that SCO won't see you.
They're gone now!
I've seen today's weapon. They're in my hands.
Bastard!
Tommy James!
I'm my father, catching his chips.
Did he have any last words?
They did mention he should have had that effect to me.
Ooh, geeky!
Yeah, yeah.
You should have never been born, guys.
Not yet.
Okay.
Oh, of course.
Oh, damn it.
We're gonna die.
Let's get this on the team.
Kill me now.
Guys, I can already tell.
This is gonna give me AIDS.
I can already tell by the end of this mission,
my genitals are gonna be so itchy.
It's as if a fire and hail crawled inside my urethra.
this is going to give me ads I already know it I already know it lock it in
boys lock it in
He's one of them getting tired, if they make it at all.
Torrance just seems to give his word for the way he ends.
Tell me, James, how much rather Cassie has changed?
Did he have any last words?
They did mention he should have had that for a second to me.
Okay, let's follow David.
I'm gonna drive here for a second, come on, I have the deck.
I'm gonna drive here, I'm gonna hang him out right here.
On the next one, on the next one.
Yeah!
Oh
Oh my god
Oh
Finally
Oh, I need that card.
Let's go.
Ah, perfect.
Alright.
Okay.
If it doesn't give me a checkpoint, right at that turn.
Thank you, thank God.
Oh.
Obviously, but miss input, miss input.
No need to worry.
input miss input here we go now it's really time to get down to the big
winning
one more time let's go go go
yeah
Caution is a virtue!
Yep.
Whip!
Don't need to worry. Now I understand it. Now I understand the mission.
One more time. Let's go.
I can't say I'm going to miss the old bastard.
This lecturing is simply posturing the way that he carried his sin with his son.
Honest to be rich.
At least I'm honest about who I am.
I'm telling you this they can shoot through walls I swear it I swear it
I forgot about that first part. I was I was excited I was I was determined to get to the
end I forgot about that but one thing was it right now now for real now that was for real
Oh my god kill me lock it in lock it boys
You're in here, you're safely fostering the way that he carried his sin, such honest fiction.
Guys, guys, guys, I know you're probably thinking, peanut, peanut, peanut, he's shooting me through the walls.
I swear to God you can see it, you can literally see it, he's shooting me through the walls.
All right, lock it. Lock it in boys. Lock it in. Lock it in.
One more time. Let's go.
I can't say I'm going to miss the old bastard. His lecturing is, is safely frustrating the
I didn't carry a single such honest conviction.
What a fraud!
At least I'm honest about who I am.
Oh my god, that's the world's smallest pilot.
You see that? You see that, right?
Do you see that I know you saw it that time you fuckers I you are not gaslight
me this time I know you saw that that time he's shooting me through the walls
through the walls oh my god just run faster oh when all right this is what
I'm gonna take the simple one.
Mm.
That is super silly.
Then we ride.
Fucking.
One more time.
Let's go.
I can't say I'm gonna miss the old bastard!
His lecturing is...
He's speaking fucking...
The way that he carried his spin...
That's artist conviction!
What a fraud!
At least I'm honest with you!
Alright, how do we do this, bud?
If you can shoot fair walls...
That's the smallest violin!
How do we do this, bud?
Hmm
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, that's a tough- now are you fat bitch?
Man, you're gonna stop me.
What? What? What? Is that your Nintendo?
Kill yourself just to get to me. You don't have it in you.
Where you got me, Pegs?
What you feared...
You have set me free, James.
What, just...
Hagam?
I've never felt so alive.
Let's go out on a hike.
Stay down!
Don't walk out of the door, and I'm not afraid.
Just lie back and accept defeat.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Lord knows you tried.
No!
Why do you keep on fighting?
After all you've done for these people, they lock you up.
You owe them nothing.
Fuck you up! You owe them nothing!
Get off of me, Patty!
Get off of me!
I'm afraid the boys in the couching would disagree.
Fine.
I'll ring your neck.
Almost.
Oh shit, he wants to pay. That's what he was asking for.
Oh my god, oh my god, he's asking to pay for this.
Everyone around here, your friends.
Your mentor, your friends.
Oh!
Even for all your pluck, you couldn't save a single one.
And now you will die.
Unknown, unloved, and alone.
Not alone!
I thought I knew what I'm doing.
What if we why would I do that? He's literally a machine. What if he just has like unlimited hair?
Oh my gosh, let's take a moment to appreciate this scene right here
This is what you do after a good pegging session. Okay. All right a lot of guys
Go off and play video games or go watch a movie or go mow the lawn
This is what you're supposed to do after a nice pegging session. All right, a little bit of cuddling a little bit of cuddling
Never hurt anyone
See that she loves me. She loves me
Pay attention listen up
Yeah, I think this lady
What is the left?
She saved the fucking computer first? What an asshole! What? Did you see that? She saved
the computer first!
Well, tonguey, you used to it.
Alright, at least you guys don't know, that lady literally gave us the 4 billion on a
boat like two hours ago all right so I don't know what she's talking about don't get used to it
Mr. Filian! Mr. Filian on the situation!
The Titanic!
RIP Greenway RIP Mr. Greenway
Oh, it's seven.
What's seven?
Oh, dude, he's buried next to an angel.
All right, be with us, Dave.
The service is beautiful.
I particularly enjoyed the bagpipes and rifles salute.
Yes.
Well, Webb was a national treasure.
Nothing else would do.
That guy was the bad guy. Seek my head.
Yes, it turns out he wasn't the bad guy.
bad guy doesn't right does it spies live and die in the dark blonde you want
medals during the Olympics in case you're wondering all charges against you
have been dropped brights a reasonable man brights a survivor we came to an
understanding I testify that all he's guilty of is keeping bad company he gets
off my back and doubles our budget everybody wins we have two sweet guys
congratulations I suppose this makes you double oh one
wouldn't be right
naturally mom I thought since I was the seventh recruit happens to be my lucky
number just don't tell anyone
it's not over you know someone pulled me out of that water and made off of
there there's only one person it can be
there's an unseen hand operating in the shadows playing a game we know nothing
about. How that is even possible keeps me awake at night. Perhaps you'd be so kind as
to do some digging.
007.
Come on.
Double not seven.
At your service.
Well, looks like we saved the world, boys.
Looks like we've saved the world.
Good work, everybody!
Good work!
Oh, you'd never ask.
Oh, uh, oh, shit, oh, they copy me, they copy me, they copy me!
Make up your mind!
No way!
The best fucking spies of the planet!
Oh yeah!
You're the best finder on the planet!
No more jumping in the finnish!
Do I skip this?
I've always skipped this, eh?
Missing you?
Now I have to give it a few seconds to get out of the scene.
Nice touch, nice touch, nice touch right there.
Nice touch.
Oh wait, what?
Oh, I thought that would be a nice thing.
It's soon in Taxim Valhalla protocol.
Hey, Jim, we outwired them when we used the car, we weren't able to use the car!
I wanted to use the car.
You guys, we unlock anything?
Hey, hold up, we'll see.
Okay, welcome to my dream factory.
Before you start, you must load up a simulation using the Taksim console.
We've just added some exciting new challenges to the portfolio.
Go on, see what strikes you fancy.
The Taksim console contains our library of available sims.
There are several types of missions available to you.
An escalation is a tactical trial where each successful playthrough unlocks a new tier of difficulty an operation tests your lateral thinking
Requiring you to use your tools creatively to solve any number of challenges
Completing simulation on a drive the car and XP which increases your clearance level
Giving you access to new gadgets weapons and outfits who said I'm driving car
Where's the car
Not out yet. It's said soon. Is that what you're saying?
Well, alright. Okay. Well, alright. All my dreams are destroyed. I destroyed and crashed.
All right, okay. All right. Well, he won I
We didn't get to drive the car
Kind of sassy not gonna lie don't know why you would put that the game in the first place
That's kind of like half of 007 is driving cool cars
All right, well
Don't work everybody. Okay
Game was made guys honestly guys
I think this is just like not the type of game that comes out nowadays that we're not really used to it
This was genuinely just a movie that you could also
Interact with this it was a good it
Overall it was good. I had a good die. It was a good. Yeah
It was it was a good time. It was a good time
Get old formula and or an old formula of how to make games
I like this game. I like this game. I like this game.
Who fucking game? Who fucking game?
Oh.
Hmm.
When do we have something weird to do with that?
Well, on Purismode, I just did!
That was Purismode!
I'll show you, watch!
It'll even say, somewhere, P-D-E-N-T-E-N-D-O-N-P-U-R-S-M-O-N-S-S-O-N-
I'm sure I'm sure I have a steaming team and all that I'm sure I have a steaming team that says congratulations
You made you get it out Pierce mode
Let's okay, let's see here. All right, okay, let's see
No
So, so, okay, well, all right, never mind, but we did, we did, we did, we did.
You beat it on big smiles.
So what is the death sex play through guys?
I'm not going to lie to you guys listening.
Honestly, honestly, you want, I'm actually, I might show you right now.
I might show you right now.
Who here has played desks the first edition? This one right here. Who has played this?
Who has played this right here? Who has played this? Who has played this? Who has played this right here?
This is one of the best games of all time. Keep on 2001. Best game of all time!
I don't know if I can stream it. Guys, the people's faces are genuinely four triangles.
Alright for those of you guys that are new, maybe like a little younger or something,
okay?
You don't even know that this shit's made of that shit.
You don't even know that people's faces in video games are made of triangles and shit.
This is back when the whole face was four triangles.
You got four of them.
You got four of those fuckers for the face.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, uh...
Mm, I feel like the entire time I play this, I'd have some jackass in the chat once every three and a half minutes ago.
I don't know.
I don't know why the freaks are trying to go fuck that guy in advance.
Fuck that guy in advance specifically.
Mm.
Oh
Instant
Remember what it used to be like that guys
What it used to be like that
Yeah
But, uh-oh, hmmm, started up, I'm thinking maybe started up for a second, I mean, guys
just for a second though, we're not running in this bitch.
Maybe just for a second, sure, but maybe we'll start it up, we'll start it up for a second,
we'll start it up for a second, best game of all time, I'm telling you boys, if you
want a fucking story to remember, it's this game right here, I've never played a better
game than this in my entire life, solo wise, solo whatever it's called.
Mm-mm.
Red Dead 2, Red Dead 2 was very good.
That was good as this.
That was good as this game.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on, there's some old things I had to run.
Hold on, wait, wait.
I don't know what to do with this.
Wait, why can't you see it?
Alright.
I can't see any of the buttons.
Okay, alright, everything's right in front of me.
Alright, everything, alright, well, okay, well.
Hold on, here's the...
hold on hold on hold on and the crash well hope you guys enjoyed have you guys
enjoyed I hope that was as good of an experience for me as it was for you
guys that's obviously that would take some I think that would take some
I think that would take some preparation time if we wanted to play that on stream obviously obviously that did not go as well as I thought
That's not go as well as I thought I would guys. I was clicking the button. I swear
I was clicking the right buttons and just ended with all right. Okay guys listen boys
I know I usually get off in about an hour and 20 minutes
but two things I stream for 15 hours yesterday and starting in
in 10, 11 hours and 20 minutes, I have a 24 hour stream.
24 hours, we're doing a 24 hour stream,
starting at 11 hours and 20 minutes,
I need some sleep boys,
and I need to configure the server for the 24 hour.
Yeah, I need to configure the server,
the server that we're gonna be playing on
so that it runs smoothly in 11 hours and 20 minutes.
Guys, I have to!
I have to, I have to.
I need to configure the server and then get some sleep.
We have a 20, that's a 24 hours period, 24 hours.
I don't know, in a row.
Bet you don't make it 24.
I bet I don't make it 24 either.
But I bet yeah, we'll get to like 17.
I bet we get like 18 hours, 19, maybe 19 hours, maybe.
Who knows? Who knows?
All I know is I'm the Dornash and Big Macs
back to back to back, all right?
I'm talking fries, I'm talking McFlurries,
I'm talking the Big Arch.
If I feel a little crazy, Big Mac here, Big Mac there,
maybe I'll even get jacked in the box.
Six party pack of tacos.
I'll get the Oreo shake with that.
I don't give a shake.
I don't give a don.
I don't give a heck or a don.
I'll do that all day.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Big Arch is gone.
What?
Big Arch is gone?
Like forever?
Oh.
Why is he gone?
What?
No, it's not.
It's seasonal? What is Deus Ex about? Oh. Let me tell you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What is Deus
Ex about? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let me tell you. Let me tell you boys. You want a good
time play this fucking game it's probably it's like two dollars probably if you
want a good time and a crazy story play this game
all right today everyone or 350 350 watch a trailer I don't think they made
trailers for games back then all right I'm getting off guys I'll see you tomorrow
for the 24 hour stream I'm up and out with coconut mr. hutch give it juice man
Doublelift, Genji, I think that's it, I can't remember.
We're all hopping on 24 hour streams, seven days a night,
starting at noon CT, we're going crazy,
we're going, we're going insane, we're going crazy.
Where the fuck is Koshy?
Don't ask me buddy, don't ask me, he's on another planet.
He's on another planet.
All right, goodnight everybody, goodnight gang,
have a good one, have a good one gang,
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night.
Good night gang.
We're game those seven days tonight.
All right.
Good night everyone.
Good night gang.
Have a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night gang.
Have a good night.
Good night everybody.
Good night.
Wait, wait for one.
What am I waiting for?
One.
I love you. I love you too. Good. Good night.
all right all right
Good night!