you
You
I'm gonna show you how to make money on a island.
Let's go, let's go!
It is a beautiful whack-a-doodle-a-winds day, boys.
How are you, boys, doing all this fire and whack-a-doodle-a-winds day, boys?
Can't hear you, will I?
Turn up the volume on your computer, you dumb bitch.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
All doing good.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
that is great to hear all that is a great to hear but oh it is beautiful day
let me tell you boys oh my goodness I have fresh cold voodoo rangers there
wasn't a cloud in the sky today what a wonderful day what a wonderful day oh
beautiful day beautiful day and let me tell you I've been thinking I've been
cooking I am playing with mr. hunch MF tonight and I said wait a minute I'm
I'm homeless, he is whatever is the level below homeless,
I don't even know what to call him,
it's not even funny, ha ha, here it's what he was,
it's weird, we're in a little sad territory.
And I was thinking, what do we do to make massive money?
I have harnessed a plan of magnificent proportions,
magnificent proportions, and then I found out
that it was not true, and it was based
a TikTok post posted a month ago so that I made a new plan. I made a new plan for unlimited money
and I will be doing it tonight. Hopefully this also is not based on a TikTok a month ago.
The first TikTok was apparently all of Guhar's guards spawned in all the buildings all over
Reserv. But then it was on very bad scabs TikTok and then I checked the comments and they were
from like the beginning of May. Uh he is extra camping. Wait no I am not extra camping. No no no
Oh, no.
Do I look like some type of pussy to you?
By the way, boys, I've been seeing a bunch of you guys say,
oh, I just bought talk up for the first time.
I just bought talk up for the first time.
First off, you're an idiot.
God, I'm just decision you could have ever made.
That's just, you're a stupid man.
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas.
That's a bad idea.
Secondly, all right.
Secondly, secondly, all right.
We do not extract campion.
My BOKULATUS!
You not EXTRACT CAMP!
I mean, like, every, like, blue moon if you want to do it for ha-ha-heee!
That's okay.
You know, for the shits and the giggles, that's whatever.
You know, but in general, we do NOT EXTRACT CAMP!
EVER!
We are not bitches, we are not pussies.
We play the game...
We play the game right!
We die!
We die out with the bathing in the blood of our enemies
What's wrong with steak wrap? Oh, yeah, I see I kind of like sacred actually I very much like take right
I think he's a really cool guy, but genuinely fuck the way he plays this game
Oh my god
Fuck him for that, but I actually very much like the guy. I very much like the guy. I like him a lot
He's really cool, but once again genuinely fuck the way he plays this game. Oh my god. It's so nice
All right, let me give a touch. Let me get we all up
I gotta turn my face on too hot in here.
Way too hot, way too hot, hold on.
Wait a second, shit's hot, shit's hot, hold on now.
Spurs or Knicks, game one.
That's,
that's, I don't wanna be like an idiot,
but like I'm, I just wanna double check the squad.
Okay, all right, okay, that's what I thought.
Okay, all right.
I was I was making sure guys once again. It's one of the things we're like 99%. I know what it is
99% I just kind of confirm. I just got to confirm. I don't know I
Which is which one has LeBron James? That's the one that's gonna win. Whatever one has LeBron James that one wins
Okay, well then who do they got name the most famous guy on one of those two teams
Mabel who is it who is it who is it mmmm
uh Wimby um Wimby hold on let me let me
google Wimby let's see let's see what
let's see what's crackleacking with mr. Wimby
let's see who Wimby is Wimby NBA see
here let's see let's bring this over
here all right all right okay all right
I'm right. Okay, French basketball player. Okay. Oh my god. Look at that bottom right pixel that guy is
Holy shit, you can clean out his gutters without a ladder you see that
It's like he's walking on steel. Do you see that you see it's seven four seven four. All right, whatever team. Oh
Yeah, okay the nicks those guys are winning those guys are winning today at 7 30 p.m.
Those guys are winning those that guy's just gonna walk over and put it in the fucking bowl
That guy's just gonna go over and put it in the basket
He doesn't even have to jump that guy's put it in the basket those guys win those guys win
Oh, you don't like that it's it oh, it's just
These are the spurs. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. I saw I saw the team name right there. So they spurs
Spurs are winning spur the spurs are winning
Whoever's got this guy this guy's this guy's gonna walk it in he's gonna walk them down
All right, buddy this guy's gonna win the game right here right there that guy's gonna win the that's good
That guy's gonna win the game spurs are up spurs up. I'm guessing
Somewhere around 80 to 50 80 to 50 game that's what I'm guessing
80 spurs of course 80 spurs 80 to 50
the game. I'm going to go back
to the game. Um, try higher 90
90 to 60 90 to 60 Spurs 90 60
Spurs is the final is the final
number for the game. 90 to 60 is
the final number for the game
tonight. I already know it. I
want. What's go back clip this
and go back after the game clip
this and go back after the game
even higher. I find I'm changing
the game you'll see that I was correct the entire time you see that I was
correct the entire time 170 spurs win it's a blowout the crowd goes wild everybody
goes oh my god mr. Wimby oh my god be biggest fan so be a wiener that's that's
what's happening tonight that's lower lower all right back all right I'll
split the half 95 65 spurs win the game clip this go back in the Vod afterward
you'll see you'll see I was right all right all right I'm telling you right now
I'll tell you right now. It's gonna be a blowout. It's gonna blow out exactly 95 to exactly 65
You doubt me you're doubting me. You don't I'm telling you cliff this should go back after the game. I know that's gonna be such
It's the lines. How are you on this fine day? Good sir?
Hello, hello, hello good sir
Good day. Good day. Did you hear that some of the most brilliant?
Analysts of sports over the last six to seven years
Who have correctly predicted the scores of over 35% of all NBA games?
Guess that tonight the Spurs are gonna get 95 points versus their opponents who will get 65 points
Exactly
What dumbass
idiot
Stupid and ugly
Individual thanks that only 60
You said 64
65
They break their legs halfway through the game dude. They have a literal skyscraper on this birds
Okay, you're not scored against that guy
He can just put his hands up through the net under it and catch the ball before it goes in
You want to see something?
You gotta watch that guy move, bro. That guy's seven four, but he moves like he's six foot. It's unbelievable
I I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. He looked agile. He looked nimble. He looks very nimble and agile
He's a beast
old toe not to the main bridge. Let me tell you something. Are you tired of being broke?
I'm not broke anymore. How much what do you got? Well, money, I only got about 700,000 because I
lost 400,000. I didn't know that you weren't supposed to turn all the money into that stupid boat
today. And then I died. Icebreaker. I went to icebreaker twice last night. I'm telling you,
I've mastered it. We go one more time. We be easily not even joking. Well, I want to tell you so actually you finish for your
So wait, are you tired of being broke? Yes. Are you tired of being poor?
Yes, are you tired of being ugly in fact that I have the solution for you?
I have the solution for you. I have a solution for not only money
But the equipment required to get the money. I am mere two
small question just away from
getting the ice break we do we do
have a lot of you go someone.
No I will they mark today.
Wait wait I've got like two
small question you can do it
like 30 minutes but I
Googled it I said I was I was
like this mean hunch is so
broke and he's poor and ugly
too and I said what is the
best way to get money what is
the best way to get money and I
found out that the goons you
They have a 100% spawn chance right now on customs at the stronghold. We go there, we kill all three, whoop, zoop!
Do that two or three times, you got enough equipment to go the entire night.
We hit icebreaker with the doon loot, kill them, kill the boss, get all the doon get out of there.
We have five million dollars within a couple hours.
What are you about that? What are you about that?
You just quite literally and I mean to an absolute T
Described exactly what I have done literally all day
It is peanut. Let me tell you something customs right now
It's a beautiful place. It's a beautiful place. I'm talking guys running around Iraq
debt
Not like, no, not customs, I'm saying like, it's a beautiful place.
I heard.
Oh.
This time of year?
This time of year.
It's beautiful this time of year.
Go on, what were you saying?
I'm not here.
No, anyway, it's beautiful.
It's, bro, it's so much loot.
So much gear.
That's fantastic.
So many thick, juicy, brawlic men running around.
And let's go, just, just hand and stuff out.
I love it.
Let's go, let's go.
Wait listen listen just in case I like two more questions
I have to eliminate any targets and smugglers territories for my boring ass
I have to kill ten either on the shoreline at the top right or interchange on the road, right?
Okay, we'll do that first we all we can go about that real quick. I do you think we can find do it
What do you think is a higher chance of winning ten in one game?
Is it the shoreline at the top right or interchange at the at the road? I
Think shoreline just because everyone's on shoreline. Oh, we got you. Okay. You got you. Wait
I mean with an interchange might be better because I mean all ten scabs in one run. Oh, it's scabs
I thought you were talking about yeah, yeah scabs is interchange for sure
Wait interchange on the road because it has to be on the road
Right way is that the smugglers can't wait. I don't wait now that I think about a David spanded interchange
I don't know where this muggers camp is that now guys. We've wins the smugglers camp on it and change now
Is it on is it on the road?
You don't need them all in one run yes, I do
behind the road it's on the road across from front building up on the hill above
highway
wait we said wait wait I don't know wait this is it wait they're telling me that
it's actually on the opposite side of the map
they're telling me that it's the opposite side of the map as a hunch
I have no idea. Oh my god. Okay. Wait, let me look up it interchange interactive map. What's it interchange?
Interactive map hold up. Wait a second. I put it up. I put it up. All right. Yeah, I've got it up. Okay
Okay, all right
Which one is guys? Oh, where's the smugglers can't bat in here because I always thought it was this highway right here
That's where I thought it was
Oh
You say are you saying that it's actually over here on the right side?
All the way on the left. Oh
Okay, oh watch it's not one where we went
Wait, were you on a scab with me? No, I think that was a cocoa. Actually. No, no, that is not you watch when you shot that scab
Remember that what would you suck that scab and cold blood?
Is that cocoa, that was cocoa. They might not me. I'm trying
All right, let's ride. Oh, no, that was John. That was
That was not it, you guys. That was Josh.
That was Josh.
Alright, let's move.
Ready, boys?
Yes.
Let's do this thing.
Let's get this done.
One foul swoop.
I'll tell you.
If we can harness the goons and then go to icebreaker, we can continually have millions
and millions of dollars by the end of the night.
Millions!
Touch millions!
Oh, it's insane.
Mm-hmm.
How about a cheap hotpot in the water's fine?
Hmm.
Adam 22's wife is leaving him soccer, I know.
Adam 22, I feel like I know that name.
Okay.
Not you, Adam.
Do Adam 22 is?
Isn't that the guy who let another guy bang his wife?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember. Oh, I remember now.
Sure. And I quote. He said it was manly to let another man bang your wife or something
like that. I think actually Shakespeare coined that term. He just was using it. Wow. What
an inspiration. The owner of the comfiest quarter chair on earth. What an incredible
Wow. Wow. Wow.
We would have thought it wouldn't have worked out.
Who would have thought? Who would have thought?
Who would have thought?
It wasn't in my cards.
Not me. Not me. Who would have thought?
Not me.
Wow, that's a big shocker.
You're not me.
That's a big shocker.
I actually heard that the sun was going to rise tomorrow.
Have you heard that as well?
No.
No, for real.
I heard. I heard.
And actually the moon, I heard on the...
I was checking up on the paper.
The moon is supposed to come out after it.
Uh-huh.
What?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I'll keep you up to date with the latest news.
I'll keep you up to date with the latest news.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Nothing gets past you, baby.
Nothing, nothing gets past me.
Nothing gets past me.
Mm.
Ah.
Genji, is it the, is it the play with Coco tonight?
Oh shit, wait, there's no time to discuss.
Let's let y'all ride!
You got the best body shot you got the best one I think the camp is right over here
I'm gonna be honest I played Dark Ops for nine hours today loved every second of it
like it's bad we're gonna hate you for doing this to me we're back we we are
We gotta talk to, we gotta talk to Cloaksy, we gotta get him addicted, we gotta share
the crack rocks with him.
We gotta, yeah, we gotta, we gotta give him the pipe, we gotta give him the pipe and the
lighter of this mood.
Yep.
I'll give you the lighter.
You give him the lighter.
Okay.
I also forgot painkillers and I wanna cry.
Ah, isn't he still streaming?
Yeah, he's streaming out at ring right now
You think it's a good idea to send
Ravens to pester him to come and run us. I don't think that's gonna work
Once I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't really want to play with the new player right now because I've been working so hard to get
We got to get rich. We got a yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's wait with him another day
Let's wait with him another day agreed agreed. We locked in I
I
This is smoke that makes you okay. He's scared because I need all that
outside just wait
Well, you do your thing
This place is this place is kind of huge
Well, they're in place boys. Oh wow way up wait one interchange. I thought this was woods. What is this area?
This is the smugglers did they added it? I take it. It's one of the interchange expansion
I haven't even seen it or changed since the expansion
Did it's I did this even it's an expansion on the other side of the ball to I
Don't know what this house mod though. I've never been here. I tried coming here a scoundrel. I got shocked
That's where did where did the scouts find?
we take the oh oh my god we we ram is 90k are you serious oh go back go back go back
hey hodge ram is really cheap right now see if you see it he just go ahead and drop it
okay that's where's it right now where's it where's it where's it where's it where's it
Where's it? Where's it?
Last take you were in?
I have a quest over here.
There he goes.
This one over yonder.
Ooh, use that.
We'll put it up on as well in this case.
What's M21?
Oh, look at that.
I have a quest item done.
50 BMG M21 pack with those S.
Oh my God, wait.
What is this?
Wait, is this for the AK-50?
220 damage, caliber 127 times 99?
They go into the triple, doesn't it?
Oh my god, I'll put that- oh, I can't put it in my butt.
All right.
You know what I'm telling you, I saw a guy on Twitter say this a couple days ago,
but they should definitely let you put ammo packs in your butt.
I get to hold no ammo in the butt, but ammo packs when you find them or something?
You should be able to put them in your butt.
I don't disagree.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Where are the scabs at?
I
See nothing
I don't even know where to look in this area. I don't know what this is a hill. That's over the hill
I
See
That's I don't know what the hell I'm doing on here. We're the fuck are the scum Jack
No, dude, I don't know where that's got that my first time here as well
That's on the other side of trade tracks. We don't but I don't mean to be up this side of trade tracks for the thing to count
Player dead?
One more up there, I think? No, it's-
What? He's cappin', he's cappin'?
I was the player.
Oh, I see a-
YEAH!
Huh?
YEAH!
That guy's good.
That guy is good.
watch out huts there's some elite trained soldiers out here wait is that you
below me yeah behind me I'm really I'm really much I'm over here but don't be
much in me yeah yeah this guy could have a teammate not gonna happen buddy
he's alone look at him just I tell you I can see from the 20 meters I was out
That guy's got absolutely no fucking friends.
We're good.
Good read. Good read.
Honestly, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
I played this game for many moons.
I have been trained.
Thank you.
Honestly, you're doing the same thing you're doing.
A sausage.
Oh, well, he sucks at it.
Hmm.
I thought you were good, sir.
Fuck that guy specifically.
also I have two kills I need eight more in this rain oh well don't I just have
to be one rain I just wanted to do it one rain that would come back here
okay I got it got it got it I just don't know how far the smuggler camp runs like
But if I go to the road, would it still count, you think?
It says it got two, it says it got two.
Hmm.
Hello, sir.
I'm gonna go shoot him at the road and see if that counts,
because that's what used to be called the Smuggler's area,
before there's update.
I think.
I'm looking for you.
I'm going back towards the mall.
Going back towards the mall.
That's scab that you kill him.
Okay.
Right?
Come on the move.
I'm on the move.
This place is spooky.
I don't know where to look.
Hopefully this still counts.
Hmm.
I hope you drink the IPA video.
I am right now!
The only complaint that I've had since I came back
is how fucking weak I am.
Yeah, my guy is a massive pussy.
I kill one guy, grab one armor.
I'm chalk for the rest of the race.
I'm telling you, my guy has legs of an infant.
I barely can carry my own kid.
Yeah, he did.
I'm already lost.
I thought I was heading towards the malls over there.
I
Hell is this place I follow me again follow me boy
Your package coming in
Please you're sure that guy by the way was actually super life
No problem
All the planes coming right over us. It's actually wise. I'm cuckolding the velocity
Yeah, it might lead a nice part besides
That's a pole.
Alright, follow me, Jake, follow me.
A number must have been miscalculated.
Yeah, I think I miscalculated the trajectory times the velocity over the height of a board
stop.
Or whatever this is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Are you moving through bushes?
Yeah, I am.
You see don't any of them moving are you moving through bushes? Yeah, I am
Hello, is that you up there? I
Just say you can give me
Ted for copy over
And hopefully this conscience is smuggling I can't do I'm gonna push up
We can do them over
Call him we call it slurs and then the little it be angry as it tastes us
This is Saturday, so they could get offended.
That's true.
Every peculiar mind you have is touch.
Peculiar mind.
Only the truth.
There's no one out here.
Who the hell is everyone at?
if we didn't need to kill scabs we would reach a thousand of them more or was he
what more or more god you see we counted another another scab near me it
doesn't count here it doesn't count here no way well maybe we move far enough away
where those will those will count now or not count I'm sorry spawn fuck well we
I'm not trying to go more than Christ this god for second map
Was my mission a piece of this muggler's camp or tonight's it's a whole thing
This isn't the camp there's another one P. Oh, please is the second part of the camp we missed
I
Will find some players guys over there baby for chance
I head on back
Dude on shoreline go to shoreline. Well, at least we're being fine. That way we don't have to oh shit
There's one right there. Is that smugglers can't discount? I
Would think so
get his ass fuck his ass I don't know how what inch of water slows me down that
month
my guys I'm waiting for stamina you go where you go where you go where you go
What do you do?
Oh, are you...
Jesus Christ!
That was a player scav!
I'm about to say, I think it...
I don't think scavs would wonder over all those...
all the way over here.
Oh my God!
You got that guy sucks.
That was your coach for that.
That could have been bad.
That could have been bad boys.
Me running over to you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, it did come.
It did not.
It did not come.
Yeah.
Follow me boys.
Follow me.
Hmm.
Hopefully some new ones have spawned.
Hopefully some new ones have spawned. I see if none of them spawned, we just go to the shoreline.
Agreed.
Hmm...
Is this the person you killed?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can tell.
These are the ways to what it looks like you can't get out of range.
Oh, I see someone!
Got him!
Is there another one?
Got another one?
There we go, five and a ten, five and a ten.
How we're cooking boys, how we're cooking.
Let me see if there's any more.
Oh, it's good at all.
Keep your peepers open.
Keep your peepers open, boys.
I
See nothing let's
All right, I might not know it. Come on box
Coming wait unless you do we should leave and then come back and get it see this one again
John that works
I'm at that dead body it was without work
I
Mean is it John's for talking right now
For the smaller streamers. Yeah, we need to smallish image
They're doing like a
Small streamer event from what I understand. I'm not trying to offend anybody but from what I understand
They're doing an event for like the smaller content creators on the game where they're all doing a week-long tournament
What's the tournament?
Oh, Peanut, you few have thrown that.
What? No, I just want to win out of these drops of nothing. I want to beat them.
Yeah, I don't think so. We can do the next best thing.
What?
We go to customs and we kill the ones we're eating in the car.
Like, mail them?
Oh, they're on customs?
Yes, they're all there with the goons when you were talking about earlier.
You were going to do that anyway, so I'm not going to do it twice as much.
Exactly.
I want you to get out of here. Let's go kill those five and then we're going to write the customs.
We're going to write the customs killing the goons and killing the people of the competition.
Agreed.
They thought the goons were the bosses.
How do they know?
And we will only stop when they give us drops!
Am I right, boys?
Hell yeah, yeah.
And, anyone who's upset about that, if anything, we're giving them an opportunity because killing PMCs is also points.
That's true, that's true.
If anything, we're giving them a chance to get more points.
Oh, we are so generous.
We should be getting an award just for how generous we are.
the generosity award exactly exactly oh my goodness oh if you could ask BSG for
one thing one thing to make all your dreams come true what would it be the
stuff streamer item Hutch's wood melee wooden bat oh oh that sounds immaculate
That sounds immaculate.
Would there be like spikes in it and stuff?
Yeah, it looked like what's it called from The Walking Dead.
Oh, that sounds incredulous.
Lucille, I think they call it. From Negan's Bath.
I would ask Nikita to have his balls out on top of a microwave and post a picture of it on Twitter.
That would make all my dreams come true.
That's a good one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I can't believe I didn't think of that.
Yeah, yeah, I got pretty innovative.
Pretty innovative besides.
By the way, how long has David come? Where you at?
I'm doing burpees in the middle of the woods.
You too, fat?
I mean, I killed that one guy.
I got an M4 and an offspring.
And that's enough for me to want to die.
You should have told me that.
I would have done the thing where I can go back over and over again when we leave for the extra scabs.
I'm not that far behind, I'm like running past the blue gate right now.
Oh, got you, that's okay.
Oh, who could be the extractor?
All of me, boy, believe me.
I'm not gonna hit a quick customs in between doing this smuggler's thing.
Yeah, this question's kinda boring.
Let's do one customs, kill all the competition, kill the goons, and then we go finish this class.
I'm in.
We got to make sure we bring flares every raid.
We why?
So we can take the extract at stronghold, that's where the goons are spawning, that's
where all the players are going to be and all the loot is to be had.
Is it extract at stronghold?
Yeah, right at the, where that sniper used to kill you on the train tracks, you can shoot
a flare up in the air and extract from there.
You did with a sniper used to kill you on the try to buy the giant penis towers
Yeah, oh, we did the add that just for the competition event. I don't know
That's such a maculant. What color flavor we need
Green
Chable though green or yellow one color
Who's green? It's green. It's green. It's what?
I'm not gonna lie to you I already foresee it we're gonna be fucking around trying to figure out where the signal flare area is
popping at the sky and we're gonna get John first time time to go good I'm guessing right now
well I've been told now don't know this is the truth but if one person shoots it up in the air everyone in the
entire raid the extract is open for.
Oh, forever?
For the rest of that raid, yeah.
Whoa.
I think.
Is that true, boy?
Is that true?
No.
I think it's like one of those-
No, what the fuck?
No, no, no, no, Lamal.
No, Hutch is an idiot.
Hutch is dumb as shit.
Hutch is literally a piece of shit.
I hate him.
I mean, I made those last few things up.
But all the other ones I said about it being no,
were on, were in the chat.
They were.
Mmm.
Misunderstood.
He owed team only for the restaurant.
Got it.
Oh.
Fucking moron.
That one actually was in the chat.
That one actually, I didn't contact that one up.
That one's actually in the chat.
Mmm.
You got a bunch of fucking heathens over there, P.
Thank you, buggy ladies.
Buggy ladies, pal.
Don't you insult my boys.
I don't see you standing up for me Jackass.
You don't understand, you don't understand, wait, you don't understand.
I hate you.
You've got to consider that.
All right, what kind of you bring it?
I think it's SR 25 and we camp in a bus.
What do you think?
You're a bastard.
You go SR 25.
Alright, HK.
Well, that's good idea, yeah.
Just in case some hooligan pushes up on us.
I'll do the snipping and you do the suestead.
Yep.
Can you see these tickets?
And let me go ahead.
I have so many level 5 armors.
I know.
You honestly mean, should we even bring a big backpack?
Or do we just kill someone that has one?
They're not, they're not bringing back bags.
They don't care about the loot.
They're killing the goons and then they're leaving.
They're leaving?
That's what all the experience is.
They're leaving.
Wait, hold on.
You're saying that the people in the competition,
go in there.
Go to the stronghold, kill the goons, defend themselves against the other players, kill
the other players, and then they start-
Exactly.
Oh.
What about people not the competition that's just there for the loot?
Mm-hmm.
I bet those guys have backpacks.
Let me talk to them.
Let me have a full conversation with them.
You dial them up.
All that good jazz.
You dial them up.
Ask him what the sizzle is. Ask him what the deal is.
Yeah. Yeah. I can do that.
Honestly, I'm not going to be back-backed. I bet you. I bet you don't have one. I bet you'll have at least one.
Don't you ask to borrow my backpack. Don't you dare.
Pal, you're going to be laying dead like a big fat pussy in the middle of this trombone.
I can just take you back-back off your court.
Yeah, right. They look at the guy. It's going to be you.
Oh
Mr. Brats
Thank you, Mama, please change mama
Did Hansi Jinji beat her desk after you kill yesterday? No, I don't think so. Hey Hans, did you see that video of Jinji smack on the table when I actually saw it like three years ago?
rather that was one of the funniest flips I have ever seen you see the whatever
the thing on the left side fall for yes I my favorite was when the mic cut off
she's like and then it just cuts off in my defense the guy that ran past my
screen looks suspiciously similar to Genji I thought it was Genji I thought it
was Genji. I just like how she clutched up moments before. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I killed
her at the exact same second she killed that scavenger. One of my favorite clips was you
guys on Lighthouse and she starts shooting at you and she's like on that uneven surface
so her shots are going everywhere. You kill her and you go you're terrible and she goes
In my defense, I didn't know that was her. It was completely random encounter. I was calling a random person that I just fucking shit on terrible
A random person it just so happened to be Genji. Yeah, that was your classic that was your classic that was your classic
Oh
You real Peter you real bitch
Classic clip of the clip. I don't know where the clip is. I don't just keep these clips saved on my computer
It's up in some way in the ether somewhere in the on the internet
Oh, what's I pretty sure that things been re-clipped so many times. It's in like 120p
All right, we're gonna be viewing it like a new station from a third world country
I don't even know if it would show up on my computer in the pixels. I have my monitor sent to
Best clip was you choking on the burger.
I could have died.
I could have literally died, pal.
That's a nothing matter.
You about to choke on something.
You keep joking about that.
Fuck you.
Touch your head, babe.
Is that it?
Yeah, it's made of rock.
Oh, it's juicy.
Let's go kill the guy.
How'd you get it, Raid?
Besides?
Ready to rock.
Oh, it's interesting.
Oh, let's go kill the guys.
Yo, I see we take this nice and slow.
I'm telling you, if we get one successful X-ray down here.
I agree.
Oh, you'll be so wedged.
Would you have a green flame here?
They're just, yeah, I agree.
They're just slamming through these raids.
Like, we take Stronghold, or we take the place next to Stronghold,
and just chill.
They're going to push us or run near us.
Wait, wait, where are the X-ray to get?
I just said to be honest, I can't but I did say sometimes specifically
But ha ha's and he I said for some time ha ha for some times
he
Well, if we're if we are around that area, trust me, we're gonna have all the opportunity for
Extract kill just everything. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay
He's not reading YouTube at least right now.
You can see the Twitch comments in the left corner
and you can hear Peter reacting to them.
You know what? You know what? You know what?
I'm out of bad enough, mods.
I want you to pick one person per hour.
One person per hour that says he doesn't read YouTube chat.
And I want you to ban them to oblivion.
I want you to ban them to literal oblivion.
One person per hour that said he doesn't read YouTube chat.
Ban them to oblivion. I want one pick at random.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
I
Tell you you can't there's nothing to read have to catch it you just saying that
Shut that up
He doesn't mean kicking chance all right that one is true that one's got I'm looking over a kid that one is true
I I typically don't read a lot of kick chance that one day can save it that one's true that one's true
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you
Hmm.
Why not?
Well, you guys, you talk like one one hundred of the other guys.
Once you're awful, you're off a little bit to the left of the screen.
You're kind of over there.
Which YouTuber right here?
You guys are kind of over there.
Hey, at least you're not X.
I don't even have that chat open.
Thank God.
I mean, I just anybody coming there.
I know there's some buggy days in there, but just anybody can just
Bozian in the Rift Raff.
ELECTRINE!
I
Wish I could touch you who do you are?
That's my friend right there into rock ready to roll. Let's do it. Let's run
and ride
I'm pumped up. Okay, I got a good feeling about this. I got a good feeling about this.
Look right.
Okay.
Oh, I see one.
Got him!
Did you just see that? Did you just see that? Did you just see that? Did you just see that?
Did you just see that? Did you just see that? Get out of here!
Please!
Did you just see that?
Did you just?
Did you just see that?
Get out of here!
Please!
If we go down there.
We should go loot that guy down there.
Oh, we good.
I'll be up here if you want to go loot him down there.
I'll be up here.
He didn't look that rich, but he was a PFC.
He might have a little chom chom.
I think we are.
I don't think we would, Bob.
Oh my god, that's so crazy, let's... Oh my god.
You might watch the hill a little bit, make sure his boyfriend doesn't come out of the woodworks and smash my pussy.
Thank you.
You're a good man, huh? Would you be nice to...
Quick raid for that guy.
Not 10 say it's flat
Back to the lobby pussy
I'm just out whipping up a new kid. I just out whipping up a new kid there amigo
Who's hit the day-night see oh
My god, we he was oh my god. He was packing
Yeah, oh my god. He's a fully decked out MGR 7.6 of my 51
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, nice.
Does he have plates of this thing?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Everything else is kind of poopy.
Hmm, yeah.
That's what they're gonna be doing.
They're gonna be doing like two mags, super decked out gun, level five, little six plates, nothing else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna swap out my, my shuffle click.
Honestly, I could just use his gun.
It takes the same ammo and the same mags.
Yeah, though, though you're gun the water, if it's I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm just gonna double, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Here we go.
Improving.
Let me show my maximum quickness, give me two seconds.
One, one, one, one, one, one.
They're fighting a stronghold.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
He's sitting here the same type of amulet I did.
Oh my God, this is a match made in heaven.
This is a match made in heaven right here.
move move move
hh
see ya
hmm
hh
That's you right? Is that you? Yeah. That's my friend right there. Alright, that's right!
We go to Crackhouse, we go right around it.
What's up to you? Whatever you want to do? Hmm, let's go! Let's go to Crackhouse!
You can already be a who to get in here.
100%.
I'll check.
Hello?
Is anyone in here?
Okay, I'll give them a good first floor.
Door's open.
What did?
I'm in first.
I'm in first
I'm clearing out P
One more room to clear, I'm checking
I think he could be in this room, he could be in the library
Yeah, be careful
I'm using this camera
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good
Okay, okay
I
Really be coming from
Stronghold
They just like sit inside or what I just went with the mechanics here strong hold
Outside strong hold the middle strong hold literally
That thing you're building next to it begins
No, no, yes, yes, no, not night, two shots, yes headshot, sometimes no.
Thanks guys.
There's one.
Hmm
By the way M80 does yes, but not really sometimes always never one shot the goons to the head just keep that mind
God hudge
Do you want to see me tell them? Yes, sir. Go ahead
I'm not seeing no activity
I
See nothing I should I should we get in there?
I couldn't agree more I should we give them out
Ride I'm gonna go to
Are you going straight across I'm gonna treat it I'm gonna sit in
Be bright and be bright which he goes to the coach
Okay, okay, okay, move move move!
Do you have the train tracks?
I should go right now. I've got it, I've got it.
Oh, I hear you, so you moved to the left.
I'm up top where you I'm down below near the middle room
I either either in the middle room do you see me up top or no I'll see I don't see anything
You've got me in the middle room. I mean, I'll tell you, I hear someone rotate.
Lock it! We're locked in!
Oh, they're right here. They're right here.
I hear them. I hear them.
Where are they?
Right here in front of me.
I'm gonna keep you to keep you.
I'll handle this.
What, they're by like train tracks?
Hey.
Oh, there's someone coming from train tracks. Be careful.
Yeah, they're along the wall in my train tracks.
The goons are at BCC.
I think it's fires I need to win rotating here I think it's a good job in
the last room
okay I made it all over there that's much much we should push those guys right
now hold on hold on I need to do right here I'm pushing pushing with it
Go, go, go, go, go down here, go down here.
Spee, spee, spee.
Yeah, they're right outside.
I think they're in the opposite building of us.
Like across, be careful, they could have you.
Oh, God, this is intense.
This is intense.
I
Even see the goons yet. I can't get to the whole place. They're not here
I'm pretty sure the goons are dead by train tracks next to the NPCs
That's your chair
Is he nothing at the top windows of the other building? Oh
She got it yeah
I
What's your move what's your move is dodge? Where's the next one?
I'm down to push over
Okay
Yeah, let's go kill him. Let's go kill him. I should be barred the right side of that building go right through the door and start blasted
to be right here yeah shit let's just have this job today oh yeah that's night
that's like dead p.m.c. and dead night I'm not a native one but there's still one
left for sure and maybe in this building you just have a little something
something you've been a group never heard any one
Oh
Downstairs one
I'm dead. Oh good work. Good work. Hey, you might just be one. He's it for sure where he was shooting those guys out
I see one of them. I see another one of the guns
Me right here. Oh my god. He sucks. He
Yeah, there's that's what I'll be right here
Beautiful yeah, I think I killed the other way
We're no winners!
HURRY!
Oh shit, oh shit, there's another one, there's another one!
PFC BNC did that to her!
Oh fuck this, what am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?
Behind dead
In front dead, both dead
And I was here too, and I was here too.
I will stand by you forever.
I don't know the rest of the words.
I just want to let me know that I took a lot of shots.
That was my role.
I did my part.
I
Damn me chill on the west coast pussy don't you have it don't you
All right, that's at least four dead
Because words of a time
Oh my god, what is this one, stop me.
I have pure technology, coursing through my hands right now.
Go, go, go.
bag over here on this guy if you needed it so
little choppy shopping little choppy shopping
We have done that five score
This guy had a bad night five on him, but no, I think you got this from the boss outside
That's nice that's nice. Oh
Oh, yeah, now we're cooking boys now. We're cooking
I use that my back plate is completely zero I'll kind of take it and 30 backjacks
I got the cool pipe I got the cool pipe
The other side
you look so we need to loot that a lot larger we should watch I think the guys
outside are gonna have a lot more stuff there's only two guys it's night and the
other guy and the PMC right at night in the PMC there's three you need the
Oh, there's three.
Yeah, there's a regular scav out here.
That's some Coca-Cola.
I did a scent.
We're time-famished.
Hey, there's a 7-quince.
Shut up.
Give me that.
He had a bird.
A bird?
He had a bird.
was he a magician I'll have to ask him next time I run into him ask him ask him
ask him ask him I say I'll look as a you'll know what it means you'll know
what it means I'm trust me mm-hmm
you can leave my head because there's a lot of Btm oh yeah I'll take that I'll
I'll be there get yourself some
hold up please
George keep it in
get out of here
George running in George running in
it's real guys real guys coming in
two
Where's he at?
Behind the truck, inside the shoebox
Well through grenade yep
The rod dimes it's a big shot. Oh shit. We give back. I miss I miss I miss I miss
What that
The broadcast station!
I don't think they did anything, Hutch.
You sure it's thingy-tube?
Don't shoot me, I'm right behind you.
You sexy bitch! You sexy bitch!
You say nothing like your hometown ho!
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!
Yeah, he's that forget. Oh, they got it. Whoo
Judge you had me a tizzy right there. Oh
Good heavens you had a group of flustered. Oh
I didn't know I didn't know oh
Jesus Christ did all the work with that beautiful singing come over here get some goo. Oh, yeah, I did
Now here's this 450 pound coyote backpack if you wanted
Take a peep by here, take a little peep by here.
Aw.
Poop garbage.
Let me get the page out of this guy. Wait, wait.
Cuss me, when you see the guy who I just killed, he'll have everything you want.
What? Is he massive?
He's fucking big.
I would say like, oh my gosh, drop what you're doing big, but it's like...
It's a respectable man. You're gonna feel it in that ballistic. Oh, oh, yeah
People who's you was yet?
Where?
Who's he? Wow, where are you lying? Oh my god, is she not that big?
Look at that piece of shit
Haha
What one with wide moment get a little beachy we can take it you we grab
Hmm
Not too shabby everybody what I'm pretty sure about too shabby
Oh
right now now let's leave all right let's go I didn't grab the other the
better armor over there I'll go grab that really quick and then got the
infiltrator hmm take that have that like you do then we'll have enough
Sweets friend dad. All right, now we ride
Where's he sex like that with the one you were talking about?
the secret why train tracks
Train tracks
This guy packing
I'm gonna drop another level five rig on the ground if you want it. Oh, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I
Say every raid we need to ensure our rigs from now on our armor because we're gonna upgrade or fight
Yeah, mine's not. I'm just kind of saying it for a mental note first, but...
Alright, follow me again, follow me again!
We're leaving!
We're probably gonna be so rich tonight.
I know, I know, I know, I'm keeping 5 million challenge!
Make it 10 million! Make it 15 million!
It won't make a difference!
Well, let's keep it 5 million.
It won't 5 million challenge.
I'm trying to put it in my title. That means you have to do it.
I'm in I'm tired of being poor and ugly
Can't do much about the ugly part, but the poor part of the bone smashing
Mark maxing. You kid me, buddy?
Like you got a new outfit on what oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a new outfit. I was cosplay as a cowboy yesterday
Yee-haw, partner.
Mmm.
Right, wait.
Wait.
Wait, this is the accent you were talking about?
Yeah, hold. Don't get shot now.
Hey, this is a bit of a game for like, four wives.
This ain't nothing new.
I haven't played for four wives.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, follow me, game, follow me, boys.
I'm gonna do the fat, I'm gonna do the fat.
I don't know if I can, I don't, I hope I can make it.
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh!
That's why I shouldn't be doing that.
I don't even have enough money to heal myself.
Hehehehe!
Excellent raise, excellent raise!
Oh!
Hmm...
Alright, alright, alright!
Pretty good shot, pretty good shot!
We, we, we, we do it pretty good so far!
We'll go to Icebreaker in no time!
We only, I should be able to finish up that question, okay?
And then I think we'll have one more quest on icebreaker then BAM!
We hit icebreaker and killed that wedge pushy.
Oh by the way, I heard an update that didn't make wedge even easier.
He was a little bit slower, they gave him a lobotomy.
You heard that?
I got absolutely...
...thunked earlier.
So I think whoever said that is a liar and a thief of my time and my sanity.
I also heard you can turn off volumetric lighting inside your settings
and then throw smokes and stand inside of them and they can't even see ya.
You can see that that does work. That was what Tony was doing
That's
That's where I saw it
That's why I saw one of Tony's videos. Oh
Yeah, it works really well
That's just good. I I feel like it's so advanced. I can't tell if this is complete crap. Oh really really good
This is m4a1
What was this guy smoking this guy on the fucking sauce? I
Who built this who who's building a contraption like this?
Crap oh, it's a boss. Oh
Got you oh, it's a boss gun. They're my lady god. I say whoever built this to be in jail
It should be in jail for a long time. I'm just that
You make sure the silencer what is it with that crazy man?
I know we're good, we're good.
I'm gonna need you to pop one of those Adderall's pal.
I'm not, I'm not feeling that energy I need from you tonight pal.
It's time to get rich.
If I pop another one, I might actually see God tonight.
I don't know how after me killing six PMC's last raid, you aren't seeing it.
Okay, that's honestly you got me there. You got me there. Oh
I have to be so three. Oh my god. I'm kind of moving. I'm kind of juicy
With that one poop gun go
This way you put the poop gun somewhere. Oh
there it is I
Want to say already kind of cook it. I'm really past half a million
So I'm saying
We literally just have to have a good hour and we're already there
Then we'll have the what's it called unlock and then the who's he wants it and the dingle dog and
And the what and the and don't forget the watch Macaulay. Don't forget that. Oh, I forgot to watch a Macaulay
Never forget about the never forget like 9-11
Yep, exactly exactly don't let it happen again pal. I'm keeping the pipe by the way. I'm not selling it
I don't care if it's worth a billion dollars. I need this
Do I put the pipe? Do I wear the pipe? We call ourselves the pipe voice.
What if we come up with an even better name?
Okay.
Let's call it. Let's call it. Let's call it.
I
Betcha
Brackheads
The piping brothers
The pipe on it
You that long to cook that all right pal. All right, my defense. No one fucking cooking. I've been looking at the buggy. There's no one's cooking
I got it the puff daddies what the pipe layers
Yeah, but that
Well, I don't know where the lane comes from I
Like laying pipe super pipe mothers
All right, whatever. I don't care
i don't give a shit whatever you want to do
punch a good team name is the first step to a good team game
we're the island boys just try to make it
you do it on the island boys it's proud to make it
I
Don't try
Wait, let you go good to go
Wait, let me get my pipe. Let me get my pipe. Well, we'll think of a good name. It'll come to us. It'll come to us
It'll come guys. Well, we'll give a good one
man, there's gotta be something good.
There's gotta be.
It's out there, the pieces are there.
We just gotta put them together.
Two guys, one pipe.
There it is.
There it is, the money.
Boom.
There's the money shot right there.
There's the money shot.
There it is.
I gotta take my dog out really quick.
You want me to do that before or after we queue?
After we queue, after we queue, hold up.
I'm almost ready, I'm almost ready.
Okay.
I need a stickers bar.
I know, I was ammesty work.
I'm going right here.
Make sure to show your pipe.
I'll toss it, I'll toss it in a bush or something if you die.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, okay, okay.
We could invite we could invite folksy and be the mess smoking racist.
He's got both of those titles.
He would that's right.
That's true.
What do you mean you got you got people figure that.
I just got you in for baby boot camp.
It's good to see you still just still see you make yourself suffer and play this
game. I was going to play a bit of time that will kill you like I did before.
You said, oh, this is the legacy. This is the legacy. Yes, I am addicted to the
suffering. I cannot leave all roads. Leave back to the fungus all roads lead
back to the fungus. It might cause you out of your play out of your play. I don't
think you would also guys. I'm trying to go. I'm trying to go to ice picker tonight.
If we invite closely, I guarantee you who has not. He has not played at all this
or to walk through all the quests to get all the maps open to be more said
Also boys, it's Jinji. It's Jinji playing with Cocoa. Is Cocoa playing? It's one of them playing alone because I'd love to have
Jinji come play if she's playing alone right now
Oh, Cocoa's doing right so now. Yeah, then we can get Jinji
Where is JJ at let me see she's online all right we'll get it later we'll get it later
We'll get it later.
I won't let you ride!
Oh my god!
What the?
No!
Nooooo!
What do they do to my boy?
Where are they to my boy?
Nooooo!
No!
I couldn't find him!
I couldn't find him, I couldn't see him, I had no way to shoot him from, I swear, I was looking, I swear!
Are you fucking hitting me?
Piedot!
Piedot, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
He... He...
He...
you buzz how's it stay here buzz what's it stay here buzz I'll keep a watch I'll
keep a watch I swear I see nothing but I see nothing but I still see nothing I
even know what he's trying to from oh my god he's right there
The demon is coming!
BANDON THE HANDS! BANDON THE HANDS!
Don't worry! Don't worry, I'll revenge you!
Wait, this bitch go this time!
Oh my god!
oh my god
Jesus Christ
these heads are...
covers and heads
stupid bitch
All in a day's work, all in a day's work, for the bugulator.
I do not fear the bugulator is here, and he has evinced you once again, he has evinced
you once again, you are avenged.
Now I'm set to find those other two hoodlums and end their lives.
That old Scandale!
But where would they be?
That's the question.
That's a million dollar question.
That's the, that's a rock, okay, at least we know that now, and that's the million dollar question.
I don't, I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, oh my god, you were packing, huh? Oh, thanks for dying,
Boss
Do I've got your pipe I've got your pipe I'm gonna put it my butthole
You have to watch you you probably have to watch it off, but if you get it back, but I got it safe
Watch I got it safe
I'm gonna be getting really good
Oh, I'd probably should take the apple out of that.
I'll do that now.
You live in your life, you live in your life.
You should get this apple.
Little shop, shop, little shop.
Not insured.
Don't think it's insured.
on in shape.
Hunch.
You ensure yourself.
Hunch.
Well, I guess we'll figure it out later.
Alright, follow me, egg ball, and we got lots and lots of new people to see, places to be.
First we'll do this, who lumps, see what good he possesses.
Little sump sump, little sump sump.
Oh my God, if this guy's running big boy ammo, I swear to God, oh my God.
Oh, damn it! It pooped on me ammo!
Oh, shoot take it! I'm poor.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Little sum sum
Oh, those are pretty nice.
Take that!
I got to be right!
I'll be right back!
I'll be with anyone.
Hmm.
Take the pistol.
Use lever action.
We're done.
Oh, no.
And I'll tell you, my guy has noodle legs.
He has not been drinking as much.
I can't carry dick shit.
I can't carry anything more.
Use the M4
Right well unless you've got the deep on speed dial. I don't think that's gonna be possible to you
Follow me boys follow me
There should be two more goodies up here will kill these blessings kill the five guys at the scab camp and then
Stay frosty. It could be anywhere. Highly trained. Soldiers. Soldiers of great power.
It's kind of weird that they let their brother die.
Hey guys, what?
What do you-
Oh.
Oh, Jack.
Let's go down over here.
Oh.
Got one.
Three.
Ah!
Oh, go on!
RAY!
You're shooting somebody over Yonder, though!
There's one more Goody and one more PMC at play.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! His head's present here!
Jesus Christ!
I
Mean and where the hell is the PFC act really fight each other
What
What the hell was that?
Is that guy have time, Katie, if no one's covering?
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Poop ammo.
Oh.
I remember actually two weeks ago somebody did a homing vision on me and they started
shooting me in the face four or five times when I said, uh, it's pussy wrong ammo. And
then I go ahead and give him the right hook. Oh, drop kicking. Yeah, tied him up. Call
the police and all the rest is history. Actually, um, um, I was point blank shooting him in
the mouth. You dumb bitch. Oh,
that was a night at all. That was a PMC wearing night helmet.
Oh, oh, did you die?
No.
Can I get my gun back?
You have to ring up the day.
Yeah, you died.
You have to ring up the day.
Yeah, you died.
No, listen, listen, listen, no, hot listen.
I didn't have your gun.
That's the good part.
You can rejoice.
You can celebrate.
I dumped your gun into the ocean.
Oh, it's great news.
Thank you.
Yeah, sure.
Any time, any time, any time.
So what happened?
I was like.
Well, basically I was sitting there
and then I started hearing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And you would get a side by bird eye.
So then I inherently, of course, looked for bird eye.
and I well well as the situation would happen I didn't find him I didn't find
him he's a sneaky little bastard you'll get you I will say though you survived
like nine shots from Verdi which alone it was it was an eight hit count he shot
me eight times and somehow somehow he still was elusive to you. Somehow.
Gonna hide and seek. What can I say? He's a good hider. He's good. He's a he's a he's a hider.
He's a he's a he's a hider. Uh yeah. Don't know how you don't see him. But it was a stressful
situation. It was a very stressful situation. Okay. At first I thought you were doing your
business and I was going to turn to give me some privacy but on the fourth I was like oh my god
we're in danger that's when I started looking so I by then I had already wasted half the time
and at the entire map it's just forest pal this guy's putting it with the trees sneaking around
like a goblin you thought I was rubbing one I appreciate you giving me my my privacy of course
Of course, that's what good friends do. That's what good friends do.
Oh, my goodness.
All right. Well, I lost everything near near me.
Also, I didn't get my quest done and accomplished nothing.
Just in case you're wondering.
Are you going to customs and get it all back?
Hold on. Okay, wait, wait. Let's go to customs one more time.
We bounce back and forth. We bounce back and forth.
Or we can just say fuck it and just get this done. I don't care. It's up. No, no, no. What do you want?
What would it let's go back to cutting for some extra loot? I think you're right.
Little sum sum. Little sum sum.
What up the M80?
It's crazy is that M80 is even better than it was when I left like stat wise and it does dig shit nothing now.
When I left, I think it was like 41 pen.
I did, I don't know, wait, what is it?
I forgot to listen, what?
Don't worry, it was just finally important to the mission and
without hearing it, you'd die.
No need to worry, no need to worry, no need to worry.
Get a little shum-shum, little shum-shum.
All right, now we rock.
I got the green flame, by the way.
Oh
I lost my pipe. Oh, oh
I lost my pipe. I lost my pipe
You know what I didn't get killed by big pipe while I had my pipe in he went back did you you have you have my pipe?
Oh, I do have your puppets in my butthole
All right, you wear that one. I have an extra. I'll wear my own
Yeah
the math smoking racists are back at it oh I guess that would not really without
that just the regular math smokers are back at it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's ride.
I'm going over here.
You failed the team.
I did nothing.
I look for big pipe. I'm telling you you look at the same team. I was power. You didn't see him
Fuck you
That that's focused now. Yeah, then we use that for a little bit. We use that for a little bit until mr. Close gets here
Is your question energy's I'm so light. No, it's not both. It's on so light and interchange
We're not doing either of them
throw the enemy off, throw the enemy off, they think we're going to interchange, we go to Paris.
All right, we go to Paris, we fall in love there, spend five years there together,
have a family. After that, we spend 15 years in Australia, that's where we go back to storyline,
get the five kills, get the quest done, go to Icebreaker, kill Mr. Wedge, get red.
He's not the Paris.
He isn't coming, don't lie.
You coach he actually has four hours in this game than me and hot.
Believe it or not, believe it or not.
Leave it or not, which is kind of weird.
I would not think this is his type of game.
I would think like the most Adderall riddled
action happening 24-7 like Apex Legends
would be in a time of game.
Hmm.
Oh, oh, it's 31.
Hmm.
Oh, let's, oh, ride.
I live in Paris trust me nothing romantic is going on here I can't always assume that
hunter too much they only say like Paris is like romantic but I highly doubt that it's
just a place people live and about I mean it's just a bunch of people smoking cigarettes
yelling mean things in each other while it runs I'mma hold my tongue on this conversation
Okay, are you beefing with all of Paris?
Your parents got beat up your beef with that guy the guy from Paris took you a beef and hiked
Fuck the French fuck the French
bride
And the game of Daisy of course actually you always do we should go to crack house and guard behind us in that door
Kill that guy before he comes before he comes into the struggle. Yeah
Let's do it
The honesty is gonna be walking up to it like right now, so careful
I see my ship I see him
Yeah, the wall is easy to be easy to be he's not too much task. He's
I
Watch it a bunch I hit him once as well. Oh
That guy's good that guy is good you he checked this he checked this one really probably a streamer. Oh
My god, who does that?
Who the hell checks his spot like that? That's crazy. That guy's good
He's still there you still there. Yeah
Yeah, you want that time? No
Jesus Christ!
He's alive!
Oh my God!
What the...
He's breathing!
He's pushing!
He ate the subject!
That guy was hungry!
He ate my entire magazine!
He's a hungry boy!
He is a hungry boy!
I'm gonna pack a bag you go through the wall me no did he
Fuck if I know I've been
Elbow deep nights ass the last five minutes
I'm not seeing this bastard
I think he probably crossed to be honest we have another guy outside with the
suppressed him for yeah I see if he pushed he pushed behind the blue wall
Oh!
We want what Jesus said to the RV, uh, buggy line.
Oh, I see his ass.
Um.
Uh.
Um.
Oh my I know that guy
Okay, this is oh
Yeah, hey, I didn't want to say anything cuz I want to talk a bitch, but this guy's hacking is absolute penis off
Man, this is not this guy by the way, it's just a guy copying his name
This is not this guy. It's just a guy copying his name. This guy is
Oh wait did he send his account for the tournament?
That could also make sense.
Oh never mind, no he's not cheating, never mind.
It's one of the streamers from the event.
He sent his account, he's got one hour and 35 minutes.
He's a 42.
Oh so he's just a demon huh?
Yeah it's Berean Gaming, I don't know if you know that guy,
but he's very good, he is very very good.
Well all right, that's about what I wanna hear.
Don't you worry, Hudge. You got this. We're all rooting for you, boss. We're all rooting for you.
Go, Hudge! Go, Hudge! You got this!
Really believe it, boss?
Yeah, I do!
I'm still confused how you got me, too.
Don't worry.
I think I may have memorized the exact angle to shoot through that wall into that door.
Good news. I have...
Secured.
Yes, yes, I own the rights to it.
Okay, I'm listening, okay.
Come on, listen, I need the dog tag.
You know we're doing a challenge thing here.
I need the dog tag, babe.
I do, I do.
Don't give it to him, Hutch.
Fuck this guy.
Tag, and I'll go my way.
Don't give him my fucking tags.
It's two points, Hutch.
It's two points.
I need it.
Don't fucking give it to him.
It's two points, Hutch.
It's two points, I need it.
Don't fucking give a to-
He's got, he's got nothing but nice things
to say about me, I know he does.
Pfft.
Asking, asking, my promise.
You love me?
You don't?
I actually do very much like this guy,
but don't give my fucking time.
Do you know what?
Put it, put it out of your butt into your pocket
If you watch it, it's a pipe from Nicole that adds
Give me some water first
You should be silly
Don't do me dirty, Hux. Don't do me dirty.
Alright, throw it out the front. I'm parked.
Negotiating with terrorists.
Negotiating with the enemy.
Disrespectful. Disrespectful.
Oh my god.
I'm putting my trust into you.
I'm sipping the water, dude, wouldn't you?
Okay, okay, I just need the tag, and I need to extract. That's all.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shut!
He said that?
What'd you tell him that I said?
Oh, oh, oh.
All right.
I would, I would, you better listen to your buddy.
Listen, the way I came up is you gotta ride for your-
We can't hear Hutch.
He's, we're watching this through a discord thing.
I don't know what Hutch is saying.
You don't need the other guy.
This is an honor for me anyways.
Come on, Hutch, come on, Hutch.
You got this.
Come on, Hutch.
Come on, you got this!
That's okay, I didn't see you either, I sprained.
Take that door!
YEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Aririiiiiiiis!
Ayyyyyyeee you you you you you you...
Ah we're taking your dog tag pussy! We're taking your dog tag!
Dear good man Hunch, you're a legend, you're a legend!
Good job. That guy is extremely good at this game. That was impressive, that was impressive.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Peena. Thank you.
My man. My man. My man!
My man.
Well, what'd you tell if I said about him?
I said that you liked him very much, and that you told me to tell him to pry in your dog tag from my dead corpse.
And he said, I respect f'ing to ride and die for your homies, and he apologized for killing me.
But he did not succeed.
succeed. Why'd you would say 4-0?
What? My entire chat is spinning forward dash-o.
Maybe that's how many times he's 4-0 against you.
Impossible, impossible, impossible,
Impossible reset the point. I have a sin since then he killed he killed amateur peanut
He killed amateur peanut. This is professional peanut reset the score reset the score
00 actually point five zero I killed him
through the transit property through lines point five zero beds point five zero
Oh
Suck on that
Shove the barrel of my gun
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie I did not see you winning that one when you pushed out that door
I was like dude, Berean's about to have a heyday with this guy. I could not believe you won that last one. Oh
My goodness. Oh my god
Well, she's my boy. Thank you. I was just waiting for him to get my boy
I hope when you give this to him, that's it and I counted 14 shots and I thought to myself
He hits the heady, I'm dead anyways.
I'm fucking rushing him.
Yeah, you're a good man, you're a legend.
They were singing songs about you for generations.
My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
great grandkids will know about this moment.
When they're livin' on Mars, sippin' on Mars, t'heethies, and chillin' on a Mars beach.
They're gonna hear about this moment right here.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
of Tahiti is a place or a drink.
Tahiti a place or a drink.
Tahiti is...
Oh my god.
I
Fixed a video you need your stuff
It's going down.
Oh, sevens in the chat, boys.
Oh, sevens in the chat.
Hodge is currently a, what is that?
A chest and a right arm.
No, a left arm.
A chest and a left arm.
07's in the chat, boys. 07's in the chat.
Oh, hold up, he's going for Hail Mary.
Good boy, James!
Who do you think he's seeing with a black head?
Is that even any boy?
Guys, 20 bucks, he sprints away after he wins this and dies because he has a black head.
guys 20 bucks you guys to a spread
was she not dead yet?
I was just about to fuck her a lot
you're on? okay okay
20 bucks is he dies to a spread
20 bucks is he dies to a spreading
I think he's trying to shoot his legs.
Not your legs.
I don't think he realizes he's shooting him from under the car.
I
Take that fuck live
You know what hodge
You impressed me because I bet the bungalow is 20 bucks. You die from sprinting on a black delay with a black head
At least you do that
After that fight was over I was in a really rough or once that painkiller ran out
I was bad 11 11. By the way, I want everyone to know
I don't just call cheats I only call him a cheater because he's literally level 42 with an hour and 35 minutes
I know barian gaming himself is not a cheater. I just thought this was a guy copying his name with a new account
Um, I mean, he's also one of the best players in the game. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but i'm team
Will you look at his accounting? I think they reset the time for the challenge. It literally says he only has an hour 35
I would have called him a cheater too
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pay up, chicken, pay up, Peter.
All right, you won, you won, you won.
I owe you a Coca-Cola.
I'll get you a Coca-Cola.
You bet all of us $20.
Now you owe $730,000.
Mm-hmm.
Your honor?
I was trying to kill him in that first spray was a lot of everywhere on him. You're on her
side
your honor
Like your honor
Side your honor
Like your honor side
I was you back in there you back in there. Let's get back in there
Hmm
I'm on her
Actually, I learned I I said I said I bet you 20 bucks if he dies was printing
I've learned back in the school that that that would actually be a binding agreement
I believe if they said yes.
By the way, so what if anybody that didn't say yes?
I could fuck.
But you'd have to sue me for the $20.
You'd have to sue me for the $30.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Nice.
I think that actually is.
Okay, I will fuck you sir, I'll see you in court.
I will see you in court, pussy.
Oh, hmm.
Have you been keeping up with any of that Lego shit?
What Lego stuff?
Bro, there's no way you don't know about it.
No, I've heard nothing about Lego.
What's going on?
Oh, god.
What?
I thought you were going to say yes.
I don't feel like I can explain it and give it justice.
basically long story short a guy is getting scammed by a major corporation allegedly allegedly
of course I don't know for sure or certain don't want to get sued myself for 200,000
and this youtuber is like on the case trying to help him get his money back and it is a
a rabbit hole of all rabbit holes that it's actually insane. Yeah, that's doing any justice
at all. I don't understand the insane bond. What did he do? Okay, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna
try. And what's the company? Okay, so it's called bricks and something.
this guy took his his father who's sick and dying took his father's collection that he's been collecting for years
to store and they put it on consignment
as they sell the consignment idiots they don't know well it just means well while they're selling that
those items they will then pay uh them as their soul so they're not giving them money
Obviously. Guys, you hear that idiot in the back?
Consignment is when they pay you when you sell it later.
When they sell it.
Without you in the back, it's when they sell it.
That's when they pay you.
Please go on, hunch.
Please go on.
I cannot believe that we had to take time out of our day
to explain such a trivial thing.
go ahead. Go ahead. You're up. Sorry. Try to lock it back in. Lock it back in. Lock it back in. Lock it back in.
They have to pay him as they as they sell his merchandise. Well, that the store owner who
agreed to those terms ended up selling the business to another store owner. Okay. Are you following?
Okay. I'm like in the middle of selling this stuff. Yes, like they have their $200,000 collection,
but then they sell the business so now it's another business owner's uh job to pay those
people their 200,000 okay but when that new business owner came in he said fuck you i'm not
gonna pay you guys anything yeah i don't know where the legos are hope we have them but we
are gonna pay you like the story is flipped a hundred thousand times but basically the youtuber
The guy asks the YouTuber for help. He goes to that town to help him and the cops are arresting him
and like they're allegedly super corrupt and like making up charges and it's all on video and he's
posting the videos like they're pulling him over doing three hour checks on his car and like saying
that they have a report that he had met in the car or I think it was a heroin in the car and
and they're raiding his house saying that he stole Legos or some bullshit and they raided them and all kinds of crazy shit.
And allegedly did allegedly.
And bro, the rabbit hole is crazy.
So now.
What? Well, they're obviously about to get fucking exposed.
I mean, well, you have to watch it.
You have to watch it.
Trust me.
Also, the business owner has to pay.
When you buy a business you take all the liability as well. That's how business
They know they they know they have to but they're also a company worth like four hundred million dollars and
Every time
No, it's like it's the number one Lego selling company in the world
Like it's not Lego like the company Lego, but it's like they're they're like the number one
There's like a pod shot reselling on but
They basically told the guy who was like hey, I want my leg goes back. They're like sue me sue us
Let's RIDE!
I actually went night time.
Sorry.
Sorry, I actually went that type of side.
Oh, it's fine, but they were like they were like Sue us you'll lose more money in lawsuits than you will gain from
Getting your $200,000 back. I was like the whole premise of them telling the guy to basically get fucked
And on top of that they're all
Where it gets a little you know, they're all part of a Mormon church and
Yeah, it's insane
Oh my goodness, oh, oh, oh, that's that's crazy talk you're crazy you're crazy
hudger crazy trust me I know I botched it I'm very tired but it's definitely worth
if you watch this. Oh my God. It's insane. Mormon Lego conspiracy
deception.
Mormons are the ones that can't use cell phones or the ones
that soak.
Soak.
They're the ones that
are now on one board. A certain amount of places in heaven.
And in order for them to get a place, they got to invite
more people to try and get a place or something like that we if there's only a
certain number of spots when you oh my gosh I don't know why I chose the same
tree as you I also forgot paint my tree this is my tree
Fucking run, honk, run!
Yep.
It might have been the boss, it might have been the player, I don't know.
I saw where he was going from, it was the slit defense, the defense was he.
Bro, why do I keep forgetting painkillers, man?
Wait, it was Sanitar, and he's...
and he's dead.
What?
Like someone killed him?
Yeah, I think Sanitar was shooting at us because I see him right where he was shooting from, and he's dead.
What the hell?
Oh
Are you? That was me. I was trying to scav
Try I was trying to be sigma
Did you think you think his old his own guards could have killed him? Is that a thing that happens old age or old age?
Or maybe he had no dollars
Does he ever hit up dollars to the die?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mr. Outlander and Mr. Dubinckoff, I want to get some wine.
Good man, good outman.
There's so many people scoops to hear Mr. Funtman.
Good man, good outman.
Thank you, my boy.
We can go check.
Does he ever hit the Abdolos and die?
Is that a thing?
No idea.
I've never seen that before.
Guys, does he sometimes hit the Abdolos?
Really?
Yes, he can.
He can't.
Really yes, he can
You know where he's shot at us and pops him hit and all and collapse right then and there
Only said he's with the 50 lead right here live
The hell we're too strong
I don't know what's going on
Where she's fighting yet again
I don't see nothing boys
You see do you see city buses did body
Yeah, he was shot. He was shot. I'm right here next to is that your flashlight?
He was shot. Oh my god, you're right. His whole team is dead
We tell me supermitrity is inside
Keep your eyes open hot she could be anyway
No, are you looking no, I'm looking I'm
I'm checking on six. Watch our six. Oh, where's every other way? Oh, where's that? Oh?
They could be well. Oh, I got the beer mask score. You're learning. No, I see it. I'm gonna do it later
Oh, I got a fucking new one in terminal. Oh my god, that's huge. It's like $300,000. Is it?
That's massive.
Oh, who?
Did you just pop a stem?
No.
Oh, I just popped a stem near me.
Oh, God bless. That's one of his guys.
I've been coming back, I'm coming.
Maybe they've grenade themselves.
Killed one. They could have grenade themselves.
themselves we hear boom I don't remember I would be here to boom there
could be someone inside that building careful unless I was his guard who
pop a step on whoever is in there likely fuck you pushy die
i'm going in good luck already black
i'm the bug later i don't know what happened here i say probably is good
I
Think we made it themselves. Yeah, I agree as you're logical expression
We do apparently there was a boom my brother used to tell me there was a boom
So they did grenade themselves
There's stupid
REE!
AAAAAAAA!
Heeeelllll shum shum.
Ooh, this guy was...packing.
This guy was packing the heat.
This guy was...
So what are we here for again, exactly?
I gotta kill five smugglers.
Oh my god.
OHH MY GOD!
These guys are...
These guys are...these are the smugglers!
These should be drugs these guys got on them!
Yeah, it's insane.
I have like...
10...
injectors right now.
Oh my goodness.
I'm a... oh, you want the pedo mask? I gotta drop it for room. You want the pedo mask?
No, I don't. You sure?
Positive.
Alright.
Alright, now we leave.
I
Mean a problem, but I was right up on this hill. Do we fight these guys?
What's that? They might be killing icebreaker. This is funny. A lot of guys over here
That's you I see you
It's really up the hill on the right side. That's not the guy to do the grenade though
Dead we got the guy. Yeah
I
Tending for the right boss
He's kind of cooking hot you got a good this game you know that
Got a good this game. I was you got a good this game
It'll some some little some some I
I
Don't know who is toward the Grenade Joe, but he was looking on this side so much to me he's on our side, right?
Nothing's on that rock
Jefferson hands
Yeah, I use one walking next to me got me
I see nothing.
you.
You stay still too.
Watch the backside of that rock. I'm peeping boss. I'm peeping but I'm not seeing nothing.
Yeah, I'm not seeing anything either. I'm not seeing nothing. I'm here. I would tell you.
I wouldn't lie about that. I would not have probably heard our shots and just stopped moving just like he's just chilling somewhere
Yeah, probably they scared. It's good of our power
Sure
What is the next step of the operation?
Where the hill? I
Haven't feeling since he stopped moving we like a 50-50 sound of dying we can also not do this
Do we want to do that guy?
Yeah, where are you at?
They am where we originally got shot at near Sanitar or by Sanitar
I'll go clear you trade. I don't mind I don't know all go clear you trade. I don't mind dying
The way you are I don't know what you have a five years. What are you doing?
That's my friend over there.
Yee!
How'd you think we'd be fudged forever?
I hate you.
No.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Call me fat every day, P!
That's cuz you ARE fat!
I'm not that fat.
I'm petite.
I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't tell you you were fat!
I'm not fat!
That's if I lied to you, I think you just kept eating!
I'm not that okay, and I'm the Pope mm-hmm I'm the Pope
For 4,000 years I guarantee you've been the Pope at one point five times
Where is this pussy
What if the guy we always I see a wait night no no wait big pipe he's dead over there
This guy wasn't facing a PMC at all. He's facing the Goons. Look, he's by dead right there.
Hey, oh, there's a dead PMC right there in the lab. Look at that.
Yeah, with the nods, yeah, yeah.
What happened here? Which, to be honest, I'm even more terrified than I was thinking that there's PMCs here.
here the goons are a bunch of bitches follow me boys I will leave this
investigation and there's another dead guy it's white other one of the goons
so these two goons down we discussed with you did you find two guns other
guys one I haven't even looted them run back right now go looted them it's
Give me those two guns.
If he does it, that means so much on his gun,
and he's still alive.
One gun.
Oh, my goodness.
Great news, B, you're going to love to hear this.
What?
I didn't kill this guy.
You killed this guy.
Oh, no way!
I just found the third dude as well.
I think everyone's dead!
We know that so does explain the missing gun. We know one guy left.
There's one guy left.
Okay, I'm gonna see him. I'm gonna see him.
That's true, that's true, that's true, that can that could have happened.
We had the only thing that was missing was the gun and that's pretty synonymous with what a scab does.
Yeah. Oh my god. The technology. I'm packing, I'm packing, boss. I'm packing. You think
I have a big backpack? No. All. Who's that with you? Me shooting a scav. Sniper scav.
and
cats okay maybe not a scab this guy's missing his gun as well
and his nods are gone wait we just saw his nods two seconds ago
it's gonna be the gun from the time we looked at him the time we got over here
I think it's a bug I think we still see it
but it's not actually here but then again
hear me out
there's another dead guy
and he's missing his dog tag
yeah these guys
and this guy's gun he's only got one gun and it's not in raid
what the hell is going on around here this guy didn't even take a gun in the raid
oh we know this is night's god so this is who took night's god
There's another dead guy. Oh, this is night. We're gonna crack this mystery wide open. Unless
he committed insurance fraud. Or hear me out. Okay. They're the ones who stole those Legos.
He's a morbid!
So king?
Alright, let's leave.
Follow me, king.
Follow me, gentlemen.
We got a mission to deal.
Lock him.
Follow me, king.
I
Be good
Lucky's we never yo, we kind of got stacked here boss. We gotta got stacked me
Like I want to just you know what I'm doing it what I'm dropping my armor here. Oh
Oh, that's where I'm gonna accept my invite to my dance group and meet on Thursdays and Saturdays.
I'm pretty fat. Yeah, I'm 61 kilograms.
Okay, so we're slow walking together. Never mind them.
I'm a chunky monkey.
I should be the smuggler's dead to kill the five guys.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You wanna do that right now?
Oh, yeah. We'll see how it's going over there. Do it. Yeah.
Alright. You go do that. I'm gonna go and extract and give my dog his medication.
Sounds good. Sounds good.
Pop the mule and the terminal up. Yeah. Okay.
Ha ha ha ha.
That mule and terminal is worth more money than I have in my entire stash.
You can judge me.
I'm...
These guys think we're rich or something.
Yeah, what? You would say?
Oh, yeah, no. Oh, yeah, let me just pop my mule and trim it all
Let me go back to my stash full of gold and diamonds and billions you want me to pull out my Bugatti while I'm doing
That's just take the Bugatti to the extract. You know what? I'm calling up Taylor Swift
I've got ourselves a private jet flight all the way to the road to custom
Wonderful. Oh what a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. You're thinking boys
I'll be with you. I'll be with you.
The sneaky snakes.
I can't wait till we can grab another armor and not be fat as fuck.
It's going to be nice boys.
I'm gonna put a straight
Yeah, I'm getting word that the trip it all may only be 40k on the flea
Rip that shit. Well, I could be getting one guy
We have to remember
What how the goons? Well, no the goons don't I guess no goons don't drop it
But also people are making hand over fist
hundreds of millions of rubles and one of the things that they're selling are
stems from that new area, the Icebreaker area.
The Mew is only 40k and Chiminal is 60k? No, that's not true. There's no way.
Those are like 150k until that's how I'm playing. There's no way they'd be that cheap.
I
Don't believe you
Is you really
You know I checked on the market today, yeah, how much your your mask was selling for yeah 15k
Yeah, I know that's not true you dumb bids cuz it sells to campus for 27
So
Boys are round
I'll be gay bottom. What I fucking I'm gonna pop the tributtole
I
Bob it I'm bobbing it I'm bobbing it if that's really I swear to God if I get out of this raid and find this thing
Is worth $200,000 every so best you better not be lying to me
Can you even sell it? Well, no, but I could wait to sell it just like all the others everybody's dad
true
It's 200k the mouse like it's 100k. It's 130k psych
What?
You know
You say it might not, it's my 200k, my 200k!
Hush, can you Google it, can you Google it for me?
No.
I swear to God, guys, I swear to God, I need this money!
I'm poor, I'm poor!
Oh.
Oh, and I'm starving.
Now I'm starving, honestly, this might not even have been the move.
This might not have even been the move because now I'm starting so my stamina is even slower with the terminal that it was without it
Thanks guys, thanks guys. Thanks a lot guys. Please it take for the help guys. Thanks now
Follow me boy follow me
That's 100,000 social credit square
I
Hope there's five scabs you know as we don't come back be quite serendipitous
You're fine
You insulin
You are welcome
Well
I'm not here. No cheeky breeki's are divide my cheeks. That's not a good side
Not a good sign, Hunts.
Oh, and I'm starving again.
Ah, perfect. Perfect.
You should be able to find food there.
Ooh, I found some durbite in a kawaii kawaii.
See, I'm not here, no cheeky breekeys.
This is not a good sign, Hunts, not a good sign.
I've not heard a single cheeky breekey yet.
Oh my god, I swear to god if I had to come back here.
Oh, I swear to god.
Go on!
Three!
And one down, four to go!
Go ahead, another one!
Got him!
Little sump-sump, little sump-sump.
Oh my god, this guy was packing.
This guy had the juice.
Um, what's that garbage?
Oh, give me that.
That'll turn us over, that'll turn us over.
That'll turn us over, that'll turn us over for now.
Oh, that way we're not dying.
Little sump-sump.
I'm only seeing two here. It's not looking good. It is not looking good, but oh more food.
Score. Quick patay. I don't know what that is. It looks like sand. Whatever my guy's
into attention hold yourself for the rest of me we're good coffee on the team
move with the album we're fine we're fine we're on the hunt we're on the hunt
it's cat food
divine I think it's French cat food actually you had a little weird symbol
above one of the letters. I mean, just French. Now we got to kill three more
scavengers in the smuggler area. We know what's up. What's the safe area for this
train extract? Oh, you I just go straight to the water and then go down the
water I wouldn't play with that thing at all don't kill you fast I think yeah I
do it
um I hate being fat in this game this is the worst
didn't have to add the end game
It's a nice baller.
Guys we might have to come back. We might have to come back.
I might, oh my god, I might be lying. Oh my god.
I'm going to try running outside of the zone real quick
and then run it back in. I do not want to have to come back.
Yeah, I'm trying to play customs the rest of the night.
Or icebreaker, cunt with icebreaker. Or icebreaker.
Yeah, or icebreaker. Yeah, I think after this I only have one more quest
And then we're glad.
I'll be back.
All right, time to jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Do you want to have a hackstab just to smidgen?
We'll back up a little bit.
Here we go.
And here we go back again.
I'll be able to
make you noise and track scabs.
Now we wait.
The trap has been laid.
How we wait?
I'm not seeing nothing.
See this about the field?
Oh, see this is like at least five here.
He's on the scavenger's head.
Yep, we have to come back guys.
We gotta come back.
Honestly, let's just go ahead and change.
And change in five.
At least we still need a two.
We'll just go ahead and change for a second.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
All of me boys, we're going.
Ah, all of me boys, I found two scabs and three rains.
Shit is nerve.
Yeah, I think it'd be better if we just
go back to the Innards Hage.
We only got, hey, we only got three boys.
We only got three more to do.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
We hit you, Tungus.
There's nothing out here.
It's a ghost town.
Give me that.
So, Ghost Town out here.
You said Peter, I believe in you.
Thanks, boys.
Let me switch my accent.
There we go, we got it.
All of you boys, believe me boys.
What about antenna?
No, we need to kill them at the smuggler.
We need to kill them in there, or there's a gown.
I just downloaded the gameplay for three matches off of you. I died to extract campers
Yeah, buddy. I told you this game is garbage you dumb bitch
When did I ever say I recommend downloading this game
Clip it clip the bottom clip the bottom in the year and a half
I played this game clip it clip the clip the part where I said it was a good idea to play this game
That's on you buddy. That's on you pal. That's on you buddy.
AIDS is injected directly into the game as,
and you have AIDS as soon as you open the game.
As soon as you pop open the dark god launcher.
How do we get? How do we get?
Hmm
When you play icebreaker, we're we got one more quest and then we can do icebreaker
We got to kill three more guys and then I think it's gonna give us one more quest and then we're not gonna do icebreaker
Want to kill that boss so bad boys I
yearn for it
yearn for it. I can be stand
Mr. Wedge sir wadding Ted
We're gonna change we're gonna change wrapping up the squad
Mm-hmm
Oh, Mr. J. White Mr. Diesel my both of us was good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boys. Thank you, my boys
Oh, so you don't the beat your part. Yeah, well, I already don't the beat your part
I think we is out. Just we talk to him. Yeah, I just already talked about you talk to him
I just gonna kill these three guys and I think that he gives me the reserve part. Yeah, that's it. I'm pretty sure oh
Oh, you say when your wife divorces you, takes your kids and you get fired from your job,
download the game.
That's right.
That is accurate.
I stand by that statement.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The best time to buy this game is right after your wife divorces you, takes the kids, you
lose your job, your wife takes your dog, your house gets foreclosed on, that's when the
Iron is hot that's when the iron is hot. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's when the iron's hot. That's when you want to hit up dog off for the first time.
And let me put my stuff away. Let me put my stuff away. Honestly, I'm going to start doing
this to my inventory just to get so far, but put everything on a keep like in one pile.
And then everything I want to sell in the other pile with the cat
All right, this is not gonna help me conserve space at all
Okay, yeah, this is that oh hold on we see it hold on we say it. There's a couple things is
There's a there's a thing or two there's a thing or two there is a thing or two
All right, we got like five things for the show, we got like five things.
All right, welcome back.
We start welcome back.
I was unable to get the count.
Did you live?
I did live.
Yes, I did.
I'm ready to rub.
I see we hit it in.
Tungus, we couldn't get this thing wrapped up.
Now we get the icebreaker.
Oh, yeah, I'm not anywhere close to my my reaction.
Let me check Ragnadon, the stuff I've sold on the market.
Oh, I'm winning 1.342 million, buddy.
We actually might make this 5 million tonight, Miss Dodge.
We might make it, we might make it.
There you go.
Hell yeah, yeah.
I'm Mr. Beeson, this bitch.
I'm getting this burning house,
so I'm gonna record you for a YouTube video.
Let's ride.
Welcome back. Today we see if Hutch can survive in a burning house. Welcome back. Speed up
beast y'all. Today I'm putting Hutch in a burning house and I'm tying him to a chair.
If he lives, he gets $50,000. If he dies, let me tell you this video is about to go viral.
We're going to the bed.
Get out of here.
If he lives, damn it.
If he if he dies, let's play Tarkov for the first time tonight.
Do you have to do that?
Four deaths killed by teammate once and fired my weapons zero times.
Loved every minute.
J. Roy 1995 cast me, Peter P. the Classic Pina Jam Session, let's ride, well let's ride
chat, Pina Jam Session or we all rot in the shitter.
Thank you, thank you Mr. Frog that is a stupidest idea, perhaps it, perhaps it a bit.
Peter P. docent, hello good sir.
Hello sir.
I don't have a shout out to my boyfriend, Danny
Six months sub let's ride
Of you Bobot of you Bobot
Are you playing WPK again? Thanks for being a cool guy when soon as WPK stops ghosting and the stars stop shitting themselves. Thanks
That's exactly where right then I did right then right there. I'm being this right there
It's a skill issue just right when that happens right when that happens. Thank you, mr. Frog right when that happens
All right, let's use it
Ready I don't think you are now. I don't think you are I'm not hearing it. I'm not hearing it, buddy
I don't think you are ready. I said, are you ready?
Hell yeah
Now I'm hearing it, now I'm hearing it.
That's right.
I want a PWPK, you're gonna play Seven Days of the Guy,
I'll play that game, I'll play that game,
that game's sweet.
What happened to the rush server?
Buddy is late, Buddy is late.
Buddy is late, but that shut down months ago pal,
Buddy is late.
Coco wants to play though he doesn't.
I text him.
I said, do you want to play?
He was fine.
He's off runs now.
Well, I can text him again.
Let me see.
Let me text him, let me text him.
Hey, Coco.
I'm double texting you
because I have
heard that your affairs involving rust game have ended.
And I would like to wordily invite you to play Escape from Tarkov currently in 1.0
version with me and my trusted friend, Putsch. He is a Twitch streamer as well. You would
like him. I cannot wait for y'all to meet. It would be a great time. Please respond to
this message in a timely manner at your earliest convenience.
Ask the birds.
There he is. Oh, he does want to play. He does want to play.
He wants to. He says, where are you?
X, B, split X, B, split X, B, split X, B, split X, B, split X, B, split.
Oh, peanuts.
So sorry.
We're good. Go go. We're good. Go go.
Screamer waiting room get in here. Also, are we glitched? It doesn't show that you're in the lobby.
I think I'm just stupid.
Oh, that's okay. That'll happen. Coco said, fuck you.
We run all without him?
We just can't do any questions. We're running all without him.
Hmm.
Hey, P, how's Dr. Mingus doing?
Oh, Dr. Mingus is always doing great.
What a ridiculous question. What a ridiculous question.
Dr. Mingus always is doing great.
You would know if Dr. Mingus was not doing great.
The sky would start raining.
The sky would start raining broken glass.
The earth would turn to mud and ashes.
Hey, guys, what up?
Get out! Get out!
Hey guys, how you doing? Hey Coco, how you doing boss? I'm doing fine. What's the plan? Are we doing the ball breaker?
Yeah, the ball breaker. Well, that's what we're trying to do. We actually are going in right now
to complete the second to last ice breaker question. We got one more quest and then bam!
Well, I'm gonna break it. All right. All right.
And we beat the boss too, yeah?
Yeah, they actually decreased his reaction time today in an update.
Wait, Coco, you're not doing the Russ thing anymore?
What Russ thing, Hutch?
I thought you had the Russ Tournament thing.
Yeah, I am. I'm starting training tomorrow.
Oh, got it, got it.
Training?
I didn't know it.
Is 26,000 hours of Russ gameplay not enough training?
How many hours you have in real life and you get zero pussy
True
You know you how many hours you got in real life, buddy like what 90 fucking million you get zero fucking bitches
Well, why are you talking to me getting on me about fucking?
I don't even think the universe has been alive for 90 million
You got 15,000 hours
Secondly secondly secondly secondly
Secondly your wife is fake your wife literally doesn't exist. I've never heard her wife
I think
I'm trying to win consistently, and then I'm going to want to try.
I think I'm in the best phase right now, Tarkov. It's like the beginning phase, you know. Yeah, the first five thousand hours are always much fun.
Yeah.
Where are you? Where are you right now?
Right in front of you.
Oh
Really 90 90 million hours or 90,000 hours is only 10,000 years
No universe has been alive longer
And still Cocoa has not one bet
Not one bitch in ten or five years, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen, that'll
happen, gotta be careful, gotta be careful out there.
Now if we're talking to FupaCount, alright, we're maxing out right here in this discord
call, just with the two of you.
Bitch count, in terms of bitches, there are no bitches.
But if we're talking limb count, we're already down two arms and two legs with you.
Oh!
Oh, if we're talking copers don't count, we're down about 2,000 feet with you, obviously.
Motherfucker.
Yeah.
You're a piece of shit.
I don't get this wrong.
You're a rock mountain dumbass.
You try to get up there too.
You try to get up there too!
Okay, alright, okay, I'm just trying to get up there so I don't mind.
I decree, I have decreed.
Well, sir, why don't we get a silly descent this way?
Yes, Chef.
That's right, that's right. Put some respect on my name.
Surely there is an entrance around here somewhere.
Can you go over there?
Oh no, there's a minefield.
There's a minefield.
Hopefully we get to this right here.
Mount Percy.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Remember to let me kill all the scavengers besides all the scavengers.
Yep.
What do you even kill but run?
No trust me, I don't want to come back here, I won't kill nothing.
Keep your beepers open, boys.
Keep your beepers open.
That light scared me the less I do.
That was a big brolic settlement.
Still got me with this flashlight.
Oh, I just...
Got one!
Gotcha.
And one down, two to go. One down, two to go.
That's a bush.
Is there a second part of this camp?
Oh yeah, I think it's over here.
I think it's over here.
Follow me.
Oh.
Check.
Am I just reaching him?
Shhh.
I've only seen one scavenger, boss.
Oh, shit.
I see one on me.
Oh, my god.
Is that the one?
Oh, I see the one.
I see the one.
I see two more.
Got him.
Quests done, quests done.
Open fire.
Hot scouts are blazing.
I found food over here.
Give me a second.
Occupied
It's fucking his food all right all kill him no way much
Little something something little something something
That's whatever you done stuff in your face over there. We can head on out. Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Ooh, squabby. Oh, yeah.
What's the vodka? I'm looking for the answers. Mm-hmm.
Ooh! What the... What the...
What is this?
What did you find?
I've got a blank RFID key card. What the hell is this? Is this...
Is this worth millions of dollars?
This is... No, no. I've never...
$400,000! $400,000!
Ugh!
We're burnt! We're burnt!
We need to talk.
We're burnt! We're burnt! We're burnt!
Hey, yeah! Yeah!
Yeah, way!
Scanning streamers and result, chaotic energy, skill level, questionable nerve, identity confirmed, the burnt peanut.
Oh, yeah.
hmm
but I put in my butt pocket
oh
that's I'm telling you listen I don't want to sit on awkwardness because I still love the game and I hope that they really make a lot of changes and oh my god
and come back and stuff but this is there's nothing in our crazy I mean come on that was a random
Hand him a scab out in the middle of butt fuck no where with an item that I don't I don't even know exists
And with 400k that's that's what awkwardness needs
I'm juicy that
That's what gives the juices fucking throwing the meat on the bone. That's the meat on the bone
Oh, look, I have a mixtape for three schmeckles three schmeckles
Oh, I found a sailboat
BIRD CITY!
Hey, don't you knock Bird City, buddy!
Bird City was a stupid idea and it was not your best idea any game has ever come out with!
Bird City was a piece of fucking shit!
Don't you disrespect Bird City!
Do not disrespect Bird City again, I will fucking kill you!
No, it wasn't Bird City was the best!
Bullshit!
Hmm
Are we have us?
On the rock just waiting. I'm going down the rock to be trying to come up
Custom railroads. Okay. I'm to your left
I'll be what?
I'm city
We're gonna come oh, no, we will we have real way the hell are we really?
Oh wow I'm so glad you checked, okay.
Run to the left.
Apparently there's a green flare extract in that camp, and I've got a green plant.
Path to river?
Wait.
You go to that one?
I see you back there.
I'm gonna go to that one. Guys, where is it? Where is it?
Hmm.
You're flaying? Yeah, I've got to flay it.
Why is everyone saying you missed the let X?
I did. I did miss the let X.
You can tell when the bungalow doesn't lie.
There's a couple of key signs.
Like for instance, if there was really Lennox kick YouTube and Twitch would all be saying Lennox
It's only twins saying Lennox
That's what it's like
Yeah, I think it might be over here
Yeah, that's right, buddy. I'm on you pal. I'm on you, buddy. Get more coordinated pussy
Is it right here past these mines is it like a ground zero situation we once you do the flange seem to go out
Doesn't look like it
Did you woke up just to say no
Which in the camp into the camp by the skies I killed oh
We might want to get on the other side of that side
I said I said I said I said I said nothing gets fast to you. Yes sir yes sir.
I'll be with you.
To the front, let's...
Fire?
The other person, the other person.
Nevermind.
Roaming Gang of Baranhas.
There's two two over there.
Is that a real guy?
You guys see a guy jump over here?
It might be a real guy plus scavs.
Do we see a guy jump?
Where's the real guy at?
He's behind this shack?
I think I saw a guy with a blue helmet jump.
Hello, sir?
As soon as I don't meet scavs, there's a hundred of them.
Sir, hello are you out here, hello?
Sir?
This is actually such a bullshit.
This is actually, oh my god, this is actually horseshit.
This is genuine horseshit.
And students, I know these guys every time.
Every time.
I hope it says it's right here.
Oh, got it. Okay, I'll pop the player.
One moment. One moment.
Yeah!
Hot on me, bud!
Hot on me, gig. Hot on me, bud.
It's actually so funny. We called that.
You called that.
Oh, watch out!
Oh!
Watch out, budgie!
Watch out, bitch!
Excellent, pretty little bit of excellent rain!
I
Okay, quest done coconut joins we get the last question we go to ice maker kill mr. Wedgie, and we we win the day
We win the world we win the day we win the world listen hutch before coconut on me
It's listen. There's a ton of loot on that boat right there's a ton of loot enough for three people like us
There's even more loot two people
So you know what I mean I'm catching what you're throwing you picking up what I'm
putting down all right good job oh my god coconut was that you oh my god
coconut you scared me a little bit oh my god was that coconut I didn't do that
excellent work out the boys egg so it worked out the boys I am gonna take off
If one rate you guys do a duo really quick,
then I will be right back.
I would be just a jiffy.
Chug good, chug good, chug good, chug good, chug good.
All right.
Coconut!
What, can you tell him to unmute?
Can you tell him, can you tell coconut to unmute?
Aw.
here we go here we go here we go
I'll get what we're loaded I'll get what we're loading in
why is Cocoa still muted no no let me turn my question first let me turn my question
report back to the BTR driver.
Hello?
Hey Coco, how you doing, Bods?
Hello, I'm at factory.
Okay.
I don't know how to get out.
Press escape?
No, no, no.
And kill yourself.
Wait.
A lot of guys don't know about that one simple trick.
One simple trick that Tarkov hates,
but they can't stop you.
I say I go talk to the pizza driver.
It's a jaguar boss.
Coco, you're at extract.
Oh, I'm out. I've got it.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
I did.
Thank you.
I had to come and help Coco.
That's very kind of you.
Thank you. My legit, you win a hunch, you can talk, you want to complain.
You should get off early, buddy.
Yeah, dude, I was just so tired of how to sleep extra.
I like that. I'm laughing, I'm laughing, I'm laughing.
I've been doing my icebreaker quest, though.
Yeah, I'm about to finish mine.
I got to go to the beach. I got it.
We cook a week. What's your name in game again?
It's like cocoa butters or some shit.
Oh, I need your exact name.
Oh.
This is coconut bee is it coconut be that's coconut. Yeah, I see your friend. Let's go ahead accept it
I like cocoa
Listen, the plan is is we complete this quest and then we hit the last quest and hit icebreaker and get rats
All right, but I have a little something I need to tell you
Huh?
There's a lot of loot there
Lot of three people
Huh?
So even more
two people. Oh, okay. You know,
well, you know, just if you hit him with the, oh my god, hudge.
You came around the corner so fast, I didn't know. Bam.
Oh my god, hudge that. Oh, no. You surprised me. Boom.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Wait, are you the, are you the one? For one person. Is that you?
There's even more news for one person boys. Okay, I accept your front request.
Mm-hmm either bugger later either bugger later. I'm bugger later. It might be invite me
That's much ego. Oh
Good chip cookie dough ice cream is so good. Oh, that sounds delicious. That's a divine
No, that's right
Yeah, I see a hunch is gone right now. I think you're taking a pool. Oh, okay
Yeah, we gotta go talk to the the BTR driver real quick
All right, let's do it.
Wait, take me because I actually have to.
Wait, you come with us, you come with us.
Honestly, I might do my no armor shots on Woods while we're there.
When he comes back, I'll let him.
Because it's just four people's too much.
Yeah, four people's too much. Yeah, I agree. It's fucking annoying.
It's horrible. It's disgusting.
That's because I talked to him for two quests, apparently.
Wait, do you have another MXLR?
Like the little Cypher thing?
I need to kill guys with that without a body armor on
Okay, I can buy one. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
Need some 308
You need the ammo I have the animal I got 20. Wait, hold up. What happened to all the other ammo?
I I we guys remember that round that we killed a boss and got like 50 of these
wait
I got lots in my stash. I died that game
You die
No, I got 20 of the good ones and 21 of the bad ones. I'm good. Okay. Thank you much
Here you go hop on in the water by the water's fine
you
I don't like
Oh, no, you're doing a ruble charge. That's right Daniel. That's right. I've already one point three million
By the way, I don't know if you guys have heard this, Mr. Coconut and Mr. Jiji, I'm being
5 million people times by the end of the night, I'm already 1.3 million, I am a mere 3.7 million
away.
Holy shit, okay.
Very nice.
You've been having good raids?
Oh yeah, I'm going to have an even better raid when we go to icebreaker and I trick
Coconut into killing Hodge and Hodge kills Coconut and then all the loot is mine.
I thought we'd go kill you.
I cannot wait to watch that.
a stupid plan coming up your stupid man with stupid ideas. How dare you? I'm but my mama
said I'm a genius. Are you just agree with mom? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm disagree
with mama coconut. I'm I'm just going to read with mama coconut. Yes. He not he's
Asian though. He's already smart. I'm gonna tell her you said that he's one off. He's
What up, I'm gonna tell you my mom defect that all right. I'm gonna get a drink. I'll be back
I'm gonna use you speed right back
Let's go ride
That's all right.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Wait, you can still sell stuff on the fleet that is in front of the rain, right?
Yeah.
Why?
I found a $400,000 key card last rain and I actually bought it in.
Oh, you got it.
Woo.
Let me look at my task, please.
I gotta do two scouts without wearing body armor.
And then I got two more scouts, well, over 40 meters away
with iron sights.
And shoot them in the legs over time, over 40 meters.
And then I got something to take.
Oh, there's someone at the houses down here, by the way.
Ooh, that's OK, lad.
They were shooting right when we spawned in.
Like it.
All of you boys, we're gonna take this pussy down.
You guys don't know what you're about to hit him.
We have three of the operators.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Hi, Coco, I have a very special mission for you, okay?
Uh-huh.
My special little man.
Thank you, Peter.
My special little guy!
Thank you, Peter. Thank you.
I need you to run through the middle of the town going
While he's emptying his mag into your body me and jid you're gonna kill him
But if I die then i'm dead
Then I can't
Oh shit
I made it!
Oh!
Okay, so there's a dead scab that he killed?
Hmmmm.
A clue?
There's a door open over here!
Canadian Moose 24.
That's probably him. He's probably in here.
I'm going in!
That guy's on the sauce.
I have no other worldy idea what the fuck he's talking about.
I'm in the other house checking.
Where does he want to go?
Oh my gosh, my mouse just died.
Perfect timing.
I
Hear boys, that's the the feed over there. Yep. I heard that too
It's gonna be the perpetrator I'm coming out of this house
Who can I got me I'm right behind you I'm right behind you fantastic
She's fussy.
This guy could be massive.
And I've got an old Wild West gun with no sight on it, so I'm not gonna be doing a lot
except for dying.
I have no armor and no helmet on.
I shouldn't be doing this.
I see him.
Is that him?
No, just got him.
I'm on your right.
I'm on your right
I'm peeping I'm peeping
I'm peeping guy just keeps running he's out rowing in and rowing in
And then how did he go
Where'd he go where'd he go
maybe he went over yonder to the the the trade tracks whatever it's called maybe
the I mean I don't think we saw the BTR here though you'd have to get in the BTR
to go there no it's about the one with that extract just over yonder just over
mountain
Oh like the UN yeah United Day Sins
Why see another 10 stuff and another one is that him wait hold up
Wait, where oh, what am I these guys want here the static spots. Thanks. I got free camping camping
Oh, okay, coconut. He's over here. Yeah, I'm with you, Genji. Yeah, the spurs
in that peanut guy. Just as I predicted. There's so many things about this peanut guy.
I got question. I predicted. I knew it. I knew it. I got a friend that can do that.
You like jump something down. He just makes a craziest noise
It's so great to be that oh, I would love to be that that was actually my next question
I would love to meet your gentlemen friend with the fat-ass
He's got a fucking fat-ass. Oh, that's such a
It's fat as hell
Catch a quarter between those things. My goodness. Just swallow you up
I'm going towards farb right out. Okay, I don't know where they're truly getting it. She's just a running. He's a running
This is K package going out at Lubbendale as well. Perhaps we can take a peek at that
I see a damn thing where I see a damn thing there's a scavenger scavenger over yonder
in the field in the field okay I'm gonna shoot with the legs over 40 meters give me a second
fleshed up lead
nice
oh shit
jeez to the right
that's not us right?
okay?
alright?
things are not going as good as they were
for the second to go
but then the scab is to the right
hold on I can get a head shot up
don't you miss it
okay
that goes thus powerful
got him
What? Did you got some like there's a shot coming somewhere?
Too easy. Too easy. I don't know. But everybody in the entire map definitely 100% deserve that.
Oh for sure.
You see oh yeah I still gotta do um
the main scabs over 40 minutes away while I use your bolt action with the
ironset oh yeah one more kill I try put my leg back on like you do like you do
I
Don't go use your hands
You buddy is not without your helmet. Oh
You look fucking ugly as hell
I could be a runway model you just jealous your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo
White blast over crossed eyes that make it look like I can't put the rectangle block through the square hole is just part of the fashion
You look like Tyler one but from Walmart T-Mu version dollar Tyler one is the one from T-Mu. I know but that's even work
I mean what's where oh shit?
What's that?
Just further out
Army would follow me cake
Oh, such a nice smell.
Oh, it's not going on around here.
It's spicy.
Keep your eyes peeled, boys.
Keep your eyes peeled.
You see anything peanut?
No!
No.
No, I don't.
Oh, this is where the boss is at, right?
The sawmill?
Yep.
This is the sawmill?
Okay.
Exactly.
Nice.
Sawmill.
Oh.
With that one boss.
He grew up so fast.
With that one boss, um...
He's learning.
What's the guy?
What's the boss doing here?
Sturmbushy.
Got him!
Push that! Push that!
Open fire! Open fire!
God, Dree!
At the tre-
Oh, it's Sherman's guard!
It's Sherman's guard!
Got him!
One more! One more!
That's it!
You got two dudes!
Oh, shit! Oh, my god!
Those are the dudes!
Push, Sherman!
Wait, what?
The goons!
I don't think that was bird-eye when you shoot, Dan!
Oh, fuck!
What are we s-
What?!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, shit!
I
Can like I can like two or three of them. I was you good. I was you good. Who could we are you?
I see
Guys there is a player oh
He is up at the logs
Above the log cabins at like the pile of logs on the right side. I need to live with these guys by good to poo ass
Oh, he's always stuck. I think it's an RFP on a score. We're gonna be rich
Don't be got me go get a gummy. I'm drinking water
I've never seen the goons here, so I don't think it was the goons. I think you're right. You're right
I'm gonna RFP with a food or scope though. Oh
I'm cooking I'm cooking I got I got I got a kid now
Oh, wait, I want to get up now.
I want to get a baby like it, but this one is fine.
People.
I still haven't seen Mr.
Sir Busy yet.
I'm thinking that he probably aggred the player up top.
I just saw a guy on the left side of the number
bill as well. No, no, he was your stuff.
Okay, which one publicly favor it oh my I'm going in. I'm going in. Oh
John
And it's too busy
Coco I'm dead
What?
Oh no
You know, where are you?
Hanging around.
What?
Hanging around.
Wait, you're dead?
I'm just hanging around.
Thanks for asking.
No one ever asked how the perpita.
Yes, thanks, Genji.
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. Can you guys hold on tight? I'm dead. I am dead. I did even talk to the
BGR driver. Oh my god. It's killing me, it's killing me. I'm dead. I am dead. I am dead.
Come on, come on. Listen to me. Listen to me. I need to talk to the BGR driver right now.
pistol nothing else which is sprint to him jenny's gonna stay in that way we're
just we're gonna go into one sprint to the beat our driver talk to him kill
ourselves all right okay all right all right
me's your mayonnaise okay I killed everything gosh dang it you guys of
course like the 1% he can spawn with this gun he does what good is my way the
G28. Oh my god. What do you think you're gonna do? Oh, oh my. That would have been a good
find. That would have been a good catch. You got a piece of office, Coco? Yeah, I'm good to go.
Oh, I've got the deagle. I've got the deagle. Oh my god, we're cooking. We are cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh, I gotta get you back, but we'll take it, we'll take it.
What? Wait!
36 pen?
Well, pen.
33 pen!
Coco, did you insure your stuff?
No, I don't have insurance.
Okay.
Cut my balls off.
I'm the money, y'all!
I can buy ammo for this gun, but I can't buy magazines.
Fantastic.
Alright, okay.
Let's ride!
I can go straight to the BGI.
Straight to it.
No distractions, no stir-bushy,
No farm, no chase to the guy halfway across the map that doesn't even fucking exist.
Straight to him!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
To the corner, to the corner, to the corner.
Oh, Mr. Zakin, Mr. Chilly Willy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
I don't think the BTR even spawns this raid.
Hmm.
Oh
Metal farm metal farm metal farm
Metal farm
With his halo night very soon very soon
I'm gonna go ahead and assume no, I guess I'm gonna go ahead and assume yes right there
I'm gonna go ahead and assume with the silence of the answer to that question is yes
Well, that's rough out on money
That Google that shows for double on the fleet by the way
They just keep
I
Get it boys like it straight to the beat the eyes straight to the beat the eye
Hey, where's the beat your spot?
Where's the beat?
Yes, I don't know what three spots where I can spawn now. We and would
I've wait how long into the way to spawn about 10 minutes
Like the use egg checkpoints it can spawn over at the
Stay covert coconut we can't have 81 knowing where we're at I
I sold my Lennox to the trader
But I have money I'm gonna be a millionaire
Fucking
Seller cuz I need I didn't have enough rubles to heal myself
We're going to the BDR
We're on the move on you just don't understand the master plan. You don't see the vision
I don't see the vision. What's the vision? The vision is being coconut are cooking. We're going right to the beat the hour talking to the kind man
And then we're
Was secret
30-minute shit is your asshole okay
shower I took a shower it was that bad damn a shower a shower wash your whole body that
was that messy you probably you probably took off all his clothes to take that shit and
he jumped in the shower yeah that was a naked sweaty shit let me give you that hundred percent
yeah made myself some food that's the type of shit that makes you smack your toilet
pole while you're taking it shit that was the between him and god poop let me tell you
Oh my god, just praying to make it do one more make it do one
How's your guys's rates been?
Every time I would be nice guys wait we just died
That's even remotely true god damn that gun sounds super how what kind is that?
Check it out. Can I see it? No, you can take a look at it from afar. Let me let me hold it in my hands
I
Just want to see it
Are you can see it for one second?
But if you dare take it one inch away, I'm pulling out this baton and beat your shit. Okay. Okay. Okay
No, I actually just want to see it. Oh
Wow, wait, I I can't pick it up. I swear to God
I'll turn into a deputy real quick all right hold on hold on peanut. I'm just checking it out
Okay, all right. This is like the best gun in the game. Oh
He's reaching he's reaching
Okay
Here with me here with me here with me
What did you get my pistol? No, I didn't get your business. We got it. I got it. I got it
Wait
Jim
Is that good work? Oh my god, I'm fucked. Oh
God, we can't die. I cook it. We haven't talked to the beach. I'm driving in
Don't you die me now? No, no, no, no
You're so Rex first up. Hey, you're so Rex. I'm not a fucking bug. He what the hell does that mean?
Heal your thorax. Oh my gosh. What the hell is a thorax?
You're dead, you dumbass!
It's blacked out.
His chest is blacked out.
GG.
Oh my God.
Now you're a nugget. Congratulations.
You can ever use Surf Kit first.
Wait, why not?
That's why I told you to not use Surf Kit first.
You always have to use wings first.
Okay, okay, oh god and your head
Healed first, okay got it my head in my thorax got it got it
We didn't you say
Yeah, it's not like what bugs up
No, I'm pretty fucking sure
Human child thoraxes as well.
So you disagree with Mrs. Green from science?
Yes, Mrs. Green can go fuck herself.
Human child thoraxes.
Mrs. Green was an outstanding citizen.
I'm sure she was, but she was wrong.
She raised the next generation of America.
They cultivate the next minds.
I'm so sorry.
I think like everything I said, Mrs. Green was a wonderful lady.
God bless Mrs. Green.
Fuck Dr. Mingus.
What?
Mrs. Green did more to Dr. Mingus.
Dr. Mingus was ten times the lady Mrs. Green was.
No, he just scam-fucking-American citizens with health care.
That's what he did.
No, he didn't.
He was the number one colonoscopy giver
in the entire United States.
Yeah, whatever.
He whatever.
Tomato, tomato.
He scammed everybody.
Gave them prescribed pills.
Fuck, yeah, he did.
You tell you, every time I went to Dr. Mingus' council,
I was suited up to size.
Stuffed my telling prescribed me crack
And where's his BTR at?
We sweet here for the BTR
BTR is my cocoa. Oh, I'm at the BTR. Oh, I'm at it. Look at that
This is green was right the whole time. You've the situational awareness of a poster
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Coco is dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, battle.
Coco, we're so close.
Hachibachib.
Block him.
Hachibachibashib.
Oh he got the BTR!
Charge!
Fuck you buddy!
Fuck you piece of shit!
Oh fuck!
Oh you bastard!
Oh, God.
Oh, you bastard!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
This shit on!
I killed him!
Too easy!
Give the buggy-lead runs.
Hell of it, fabs.
Excellent work, boys, excellent work!
Get bootied on, get bootied on!
Give me that!
Oh my god, buddy, sweetie, I'm...
...fucking...
...wrestling thong!
What is that?
That's the new armor.
Take it out of the game.
Alright, well, the BGR guy drove off, so that's kind of the negative of the situation.
It's kind of the down side.
I'm on the way. I'm on the way. Follow me, gang. Follow me once.
Gotcha!
Oh
You gotta catch before he leaves again
This beats yard down. He's a slippery bastard. Let me tell ya. He's a slippery one
Had to do cocoa why want him come back as a zombie I did it for my favorite
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Get Coco's stuff.
I didn't have anything for him to get, Jack.
Put the pocket plant in the two-quarters.
What?!
No, come back!
Come back!
It's going to Amarquon now.
The rescue.
Damn it!
Unless it's going left.
They go left.
You can go two separate locations after this?
Yeah.
Oh, it went left, it went left, it went left.
Okay.
I'm gonna catch you, VTR man.
I'm gonna catch you.
Oh shit.
What the hell?
Got a peepin' tov.
Your peepin' tov, he's peeping on it.
Where's he going again um that one he is probably going to sunken village or he could
go to the, like, little village.
The little village?
What are the car extracts?
Um... um...
It just depends on which way he goes.
Little village on the beat.
Kurt!
Sheesh!
Young village on the beat.
Where'd you find this?
Kurt!
Oh my god, young village!
Wait, Peanut, you want to-
Village! I love you!
What'd you say to D?
Do you want the wrong way you have to go right? Oh, sorry much
Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss. Mm-hmm. I'll meet you guys
Hmm
Norther you add I don't I don't know what it is. This is like across the map that way
He's got to be stopped somewhere else
I'm gonna be around here somewhere
Somewhere.
Ah, to be around here somewhere, boys.
God, let them slip through our fingers that easily.
Gotta follow this road.
Gotta follow this road,
but eventually, we'll find Mr. B. Domet.
the sunken village oh no that's an airplane did you go left or right right
here if there is no left we do this you would see him right there so if he's not
he went right you're right oh you got a bunch of us
I'll be one
lagging behind peanut the tricky bastard I can't I can't keep up with him he's too
fast
you got some legs to run a little faster you know
Hmm
You're never gonna catch it by chasing I cut it off
You won't catch up you won't catch up passes fuck boy
Passage fuck boy
Don't you worry boys don't you worry?
We'll catch you some bitch
We'll catch you some bitch if it's the last thing we do
Where does he start, does he start right here in this village?
Yeah, up on the hill.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Mm-hmm.
This guy is a bastard. I could have had this quest on ten damn minutes ago.
Well, you spent too much time on that guy's body.
Oh shit.
Come back here you little bastard.
Yeah! God yeah.
Yeah
He's not huge he's not here. Yeah, because you're probably too slow
Where's you go down the next location which would be over at the the depot
Yeah, and then the next place you'd go from there is where you're at or to the medical camp
If you get on top of the rock you can look into the depot and see if it's there
We tried this one right here? Yeah, it's like right before the big gate
Oh
No, I don't come out
I can watch it see where it's going. Yeah, exactly
Catch this bastard
Did you get away from me? No fuck this guy
He gets it right there
Do I go right to the gate?
No, it's not the one at the gate, the one right before the gate.
Oh, I understand now.
Yeah, and then you look in and see if the BTR is there.
Go up the yard there.
I
See nothing
I think it should be like right there, right start a cry
And always remember my boy always was she tomorrow
big man hope you doing swell brother hope you doing swell god speed my boy
what did you say Gigi what did you say I just think you're way too late you were
not being fast enough oh where would it go for me I don't know check behind you
I'm at the bit it could it do they dare ah
Not there no
It's probably gonna wrap around then thanks go back to love a bill back to the sawmill. Yeah, that's go back to love a bell
Wait, it's right there. It's right there
Dude.
How did you not hear it?
No! No!
Stop! Stop!
Do you have any more driving?
No, you cannot.
Dude.
How long did you not hear it from the rock?
You can normally hear that from a lot of noise.
Oh.
Well, I can't go out there
We wait when I said look at the spot at the at the swamp camp you didn't look to see if it was there
Oh my gosh, wait, where'd you go from there?
It can either come back to you or go to the fob camp. Oh, yeah, I got any I'm gonna sit up on the rock and take
I can't believe you didn't see it
You said take a ride!
I said, if it's not in the swamp, then you take a ride.
Fuck you! I didn't hear the first part!
Oh my gosh.
I still can't see it from this rock.
Are you sure you can see it from this rock?
Yeah.
Is there any chance you just drove through without stopping?
There is a chance of that, yes.
Oh, it's going to Medcamp right now!
Go, go, go!
You saw it?
No, I didn't see it. That's the point. I didn't see it in there.
Oh, no chance.
Oh, no, no, no!
You need to check and see if it's there, sir.
I did, I did, I looked, it wasn't there.
I
Need I got to go to bed camp man we where's it stop at the bed camp
Is no way you are still chasing this BTR
I
Got up
Dude hutch I said sorry boss look in the swamp. I'm not very fast boss
If the BTR was in the swamp if it's not there you go right try my honey, but he didn't even look in the swamp
He just I'm a hundred
apparently it was in the swamp the whole time I'm just I'm not a very fast
runner boss
wouldn't it be a fast roller for you enough wouldn't it be a fast roller for
you too you fat bitch
Do say, do say, do say, do say, do say, do say.
She said right up front, huh?
Yep.
I'm not seeing that advice.
Then it's still at the can't, yes, you just said it, see you at the, at the depot.
It can go back to where it just came from.
A lot of times it does.
No, I doubt it will this time
I'm gonna I'm oh fuck there's a real guy just right here. What the fuck hey fuck you
Hold on one second my gun jam. What's a it's there my gun jam hold on shit hold on wait a minute
Oh
Gotcha
You have my arm.
I
Need some food water here pretty soon
I'm gonna wait right here to the tank so John
You should already be here better to wait at the other spot because it more than likely goes back to the other spot
That's why I said to look for the btr to see where it's at. I looked it wasn't there. I swear
We're looking hard enough. I swear boss. I look real hard
I'm just gonna go to the sawmill
And everything goes to the sawmill. I think we is that a guy? Oh
Oh
This guy's good.
One shot.
One.
Hell.
Excellent work, boys.
Excellent work, boys. Excellent work.
They don't call me the LeBron James of Tarkov.
Tell me a little bit of water.
Tell me a little bit of water. I'm a bit potched.
I'm a bit thirsty.
I'm just a tad thirsty.
Ooh. Score!
All of me, gig, all of me, boys.
All of me, boys, all of you, boys.
I got 10 minutes left to this raid.
This is horrendous.
This is the worst.
I am AIDS.
This is actually horrendous.
I cannot believe I would be done with this literally 25 minutes ago.
if that fucker had just not showed up oh my god oh my god all right we'll wait
right here we'll wait right here he has to cross the spot somewhere is the middle
a hot rod little sum sum little sum sum little sum sum
$11,000 score
in a cabin key
that's compact
oh and some facts
what kind of packing boys
$50 in the rooster
I
Make a peep over yard there a little peep a little peep
Hey
I'm gonna go down we wait
I'm gonna have to go.
This is gonna be a good spot to stay.
All right.
You're gonna be down here.
No, we're gonna wait right here.
No, we're gonna have to see him one time.
We're gonna have to see him one time.
All right boys, we did you one of the chances I don't see him in seven minutes at the sawmill
Is there like no chance of such a chance was he leaving any point?
Oh, I was being through that entire conversation
What is there any chance I don't see him
Yes, very highly likely you've you not seeing him there because it will do a circle over on the other side with a small
The old small mill is
Perfect I told you it would probably be better if you went back to old sawmill. It's okay. We wish I go right now
Dude at this very moment. You should get out and extract and we try again. No, no
No, I came here for one mission. I came here for one mission. I would rather die
Then abated my post I
I I don't know because I don't know where the I wasn't tracking it
Well, it didn't go towards the Metcams with the other way
Exactly, that's the old sawmill
And that's the one where I didn't see it behind me, right?
Yes, so where would it be right now?
Sometimes I can go back and forth to train deep though an old sawmill
Holy shit, all right, I'm gonna go to old John L. Oh my god
Why is he not shopping
What?
Oh, thank me.
Oh, come back!
Come back!
No!
We gotta be in there!
Move, move, move!
Quickie, quickie, quickie!
Make haste, make haste!
You're not getting away from me this time, Ashton.
You're not getting away from me this time, Ashton!
Move, move, move!
You shot the dead camp right in front of me?
Yes.
Imagine I'm the one driving, leaving you behind.
We got it stopped, it's stopped!
This is it!
What the?
What the hell is that guy doing?
Fuck up, we gotta move!
Go, go, go!
Oh
Oh, I'm gonna be able to move your ass. Why are you so slow?
George
I'm going watch I'm going I'm going I'm going
We're gonna make it!
I gotta talk to Brooklyn, I gotta talk to him, I gotta do all those things.
Oh my God! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Take the guns. The old and the new. The old and the new. Let's
I'll leave!
I'll be bored, follow me!
That was insane.
Die!
You cannot stop me now.
Hmm.
Well now that speed up takes 42 out of a 45 minute range isn't taught to be judge of it, buddy
Thank you so what happened out there dude saw that he didn't want to talk to me was ghosting me
What
Was it what was going on I'm not excited
You don't have that extract.
Thank you.
The transit.
Thank you.
Oh, it's on the other side.
It's on the other side, then.
Go on the other side.
Oh, we got it.
Oh, thank God.
It's on the left side, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Miss Genzi.
Oh, Miss Genzi.
Oh, whoa!
Excellent, Rage, boys!
Excellent, Rage!
That was a close one.
Excellent, excellent.
All right, we are one step closer to the icebreaker
Rev up those riders
Super the silly like a reward
And let me see
It join me the hot dog server to be the hot dog join me in the hot dog
Let me see what my, let me see what my next task is.
Talk to Mechanic.
The breaker 5, 6, 7.
Sent.
The depth of the human anus is 12 inches.
The size of an American raccoon is 6 inches.
So you can shove two raccoons under your ass.
Have fun, P.
Thank you for the information, sir.
Thank you very much.
You are wise, very wise.
Oh, and also we completed all those quests, too.
Score.
those in it's a more ones here we go we also created one with this guy and
daily we'll go talk to mr. mechanic
hello you're so beautiful to me
you're so beautiful to me
He's got the ic3's coordinates, but I haven't intercepted any more transmissions.
Oh, it's complete, it's complete.
Nice.
Is that, there's only one more right?
Which one were you on?
Oh, it's not the one where you talk to the VTR driver.
I'm pretty sure it's 30 unless you have a I don't know if you have a different route than me because there is different routes this is anything about it but it says it says board the smuggler hovercraft on shoreline
Um the 30 rogues is a btr quest. Oh, we try not to do that. I'm done. Oh, I can go
I'm done it's a btr quest that is not with the story quest. I know that that's what I've done
I can go to ice-pink right now. I'm done. It's over. We won
Oh, I will gather the troops which was such a piece of code on
Okay, guys ready to rock right rock. I think it you probably have another BTR quest after that one
You might just never do it
Welcome
Welcome to hell
I
Which may be good bring you to bring 400,000 to get there and 2,500 euros to get back
Last time I thought I got scammed
read
Think I've lost a bunch of money somehow
I was you have your best kit you're gonna be our best kit boys
Top notch
This has to go well. This doesn't go well. I have 70,000 to my name. Yeah, I'm impressed. This has to go well
This has we can't we cannot lose we cannot lose
You must prevail
Bring a five five six weapon by the way
Actually, we probably should split it up. I should probably be a five five six weapon
They also have 300 blackout. Maybe you bring a 300 blackout weapon and I think there's one more type of ammo they use
which the other time I'm gonna be nine and be nine which is right yeah I'm
flattered that you think I get to choose what weapon ammo type I bring you know
I am level 12. That's pretty good. And that's all I get to do.
You're going to run out of ammo really fast, but you might need to bring like three stacks
of ammo. Yes, chef.
We can have an MP9, MP7, P90, MCX, HK416, and M4.
Well, honestly, guys, if we all want to bring 5.56, I'm sure it's fine, but it would be smarter.
5.56 is the best to bring.
I know, I just think we should diversify what we bring.
I mean, we can all have lots of ammo, but I mean, I'm sure we can do it.
Well, you all would still have lots of ammo, even with 5.56.
All right, let's all bring 5.56 in.
How to be when we're done.
Let me make some space, a little bit of space.
Another aquamarie, make sure you're fully geared up, got food, got water, the whole nine yards.
We're gonna be in there for like literally an hour if we survive.
Am I?
If we survive, if we don't survive, it'll be a very short trip.
It will be very, very depressing.
It's very depressing to a trap.
Oh wait, have you used the code boat trip yet?
Yes.
Oh, so.
All right, never mind that.
Good luck.
Good luck getting the money.
Why do I want one?
I got the money for one run.
Hell yeah, yeah brother.
Hell yeah.
Oh, we gotta lock it, we gotta lock it.
No group on around.
It's time to get so serious.
Where the hell is Cocoa Man?
He's gonna be pissed when this is his.
Dude, does he know where Cocoa Man is?
Tell these glasses.
Tell these bad boys, tell these mustaches.
Tell the spoke about the vodka.
All right, I've bought every ounce of ammo I have.
I'm probably I'm gonna gas mask to
This in case just in case get some 60 round days
60
You know, you need someone you get outside
Yeah, but we'll get that off of the AI
This is usually like what I did and we're not doing this in serious time
You have the explosive peanut. Yeah, I got the explosive. Thanks for my reasons. Good thing you're good to get oh
You keep it in your spot cuz
Yeah
Okay, I've got
We're bringing an extra stack of any five six eight one and every an extra second at 99 five two
I'm coming in. I'm bringing everything. This is all I got. This is all I got boys. We cannot fail
You cannot fail!
Okay, I've got...
Yeah, I just want my arm out.
One moment, one moment!
Oh, we also need...
Wait, everybody needs a green flare too.
Give it...
Do you have a green flare, boss?
I got a green flare, yup.
Oh, fantastic.
Now, we're going to wear this.
Yes, well we're Mr. Knight's armor.
That's a pretty good one.
That's a pretty good one, that's a pretty good one.
Hmm, we'll put that over Yonder.
Here we go.
All right, now we ride.
Now we ride.
We go, I should have been planning.
Hand on my body.
Don't forget anything, it would be detrimental.
We're the Kogadon!
I'm here.
Do you serve ready, boss?
I'm getting it ready.
Got my flare, got my flare, got my flare.
Now you see a little bit of money.
A little bit of money.
400,000 rubles.
Hey.
I'm gonna need to buy some euros
from that weirdo at the beanie.
guys this is literally like all my money we lose this we can't lose this we
actually do a lot and right here right now only three can go yeah that's fine
Did you want to go anyway?
Did you?
All right.
Okay.
It's an answer to that question.
Better bag?
Oh, yeah, guys, make sure you bring a huge bag.
Huge bag.
I think it's for my boys.
It's funny.
I got me some pizza, bro.
Shit.
Hmm.
What a hardy-doo, Bertie.
I now ready to ride.
Now I'm ready to ride.
Here we go.
They know it's me.
They're just acting oblivious to make drama.
You got me.
You know what?
Actually, let's turn up the heat.
Let's turn up the heat.
Let's turn up the heat. I'm about to go tell Jinji I fucking hate her and to get
the fuck out. I never want to see her again. You know what guys? Let's turn up
the heat. Let's turn... that guy is so damn right. Let's turn up... we definitely
didn't talk 30 minutes ago how Jinji's not even playing with us yet and then
she was only gonna play one game because Hatch was using the bathroom. That guy
right there is the Socrates of our time. It could be that other thing we just
said 30 minutes ago that guy you guys let's drop the heat I'm gonna start I'm
gonna leak all the DMs from everyone this discord on Twitter right let's
drop the fucking heat that guy is so right I we are doing this for drama we
are doing that you want I said we just talk going insane I said we just talk
going fucking crazy you're an idiot sir you're a stupid person we literally said
30 minutes ago, Gigi's not even playing with us.
Gigi's here.
I'll tell you guys, being stupid is one thing, that's fine.
That's fine, hey, that's fine.
Some guys are stupid, some guys are not stupid, that's fine.
That's cool, that's chill.
But the confidence, I mean, that guy could lead the fucking
Crusades with the banner on a 15 foot pole
with how dumb that fucker is in his confidence.
He can lead him.
He could be the drum guy in the battle.
That guy right there, his confidence in his stupidity
has got to be unmatched by any, any adversary.
He would dominate on the battle for him.
Go shoot me, go crazy.
All right, look right.
Everybody ready?
Ready, Freddie?
Still ready?
I'm ready.
I should say I should say I don't I don't see a hundred in the party. I see him now. Hey buddy. Bye. Bye. Are you guys ready?
I'm ready. I should say guys just a double check. I just can't go back. We got
400,000 rubles. We got
2,500 euros. You have a green flare, right?
It's easy. Can he can hutch can hutch a cocoa get the bomb too or no?
Hmm
Only if I buy it and give it to him
the ZB of access to flee other than me.
This is what I'll do.
Listen, listen, listen.
What level is Coco?
I don't know.
You're 11?
I'm level 11.
He's 11.
Yeah, we can't get it.
Guys, okay, here's the plan.
I'm gonna put the, it's $200,000, so we can't lose it.
I'm gonna put the bomb in my backpack.
That way, when I die, I lose it.
Whoever the last person is alive, if two of us die,
put the bomb in your special slot, okay?
got it okay okay okay but until there's only one of us left keep the bomb out
out the box you would you die losing all right let's ride
the bomb is only for the boss so does it really do you really want them to do
the boss without you. No. Yeah. So why would you drop it? You're saying I should be selfish
and if I die, ruin the entire range for my TV. Hold on, Jiji, wait, hold on. You might
be cooking. Oh, do that. Hold on. What is that? Jiji might actually be cooking right now.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Gigi, you cookin' fire?
Are you cookin' without fire?
Ah.
Pshh.
I'm just kidding.
I'll keep it out.
If I die, you guys can do the boss without me.
I'll just watch it.
Um.
Mm.
Oh.
Mr. Damn Dave, I will find some way good man.
Good man.
And Mr. Recipes Dave, I will find some way good man.
Good man.
Thank you, mom. What do you do my wife? Why everybody needs tons of green smokes not just for the dock
But before we get in this we can like kind of tease it. All right
Peanut they can't buy them. Oh
No, you can get it from younger level to
You guys have you a little too they don't
Okay, I'll bring that
You know Coco was buying them the other day I remember I
I didn't buy any smokes, Pete.
How'd you get smokes at?
I never did.
I shot the fucking green flare at it.
Remember?
Oh, yeah.
I thought that was a smoke.
You right?
Mommy?
Hey, Mommy.
Mommy.
Let's RIDE!
Dossy Diabetes, SENT.
Let me see the poosie boss. I want to see the poosie boss. Where the poosie boss?
Just trying to see some poosie
E E your
Bees so so so so so so spapp
Well, I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore
All right, lock it in, guys.
Lock it in, gang.
Everybody lock in.
Guys, this is serious.
This is a serious raid.
If we lose this, we lose all our money.
I don't know what that was.
If we lose this, we lose all our money.
We lose all our money.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You have to lock in.
Mm-hmm.
Ah, we should be the silly.
We should be the silly.
No, no, thanks, boss.
Thanks, boss.
Well, I gotta pop a fresh ex-milly guys if we spot next to the dog we rush it if we don't we can't
We're not smart close
I'm gonna have to med play a real slow boys real slow
Three years slow
You're scout all the camping spots
I
Agreed
Right, okay
Right also, I'm gonna have a three-sided die that Google is gonna be rolling for me
Every time we open a door inside of the icebreaker to decide who goes to the north first
You should put that item in your safe spot right now the bomb
Oh
No
Just gonna scout this mountain and the other mountain real good life makes you nobody
Mm-hmm
Tony's gonna run me through the icebreaker tomorrow. Hopefully no Papa P's gonna money to the icebreaker today. Oh
Shit, we don't even play grenades. No, I'm not smoke. Oh
I got grenades
You want to give me some hutch? I
Don't have that many grenades. Okay. He ain't got that shareable about
Yeah, I got like two
I
Damn much. I haven't seen you awake this late and forever
You saw that talk on grind
Talk off for nine hours today and now another four
You're at the halfway point time for the second way. Fuck you. Hi for the second way
Let's do a 40-hour stream. Oh, yeah
hell yeah oh yeah y'all two different away
you guys are coming not not gonna happen pal I keep your eyes out for the goons
as well they like to spawn up here sometimes I'm thinking 100% though I
think we could be safe
I
Peep it out the other rock I see nothing
I'll see see nothing down at the pier
Oh, hold on. Oh, wait me shit, but man shit, but this is what
Okay, oh my god, I leave a hundred thirty-seven. Oh, they got a slave. Oh, that I screwed
I'm looking good looking good
Keep your beepers on that ridge over there boys be perpetrators
Evil
Fuck yeah, I don't shoot anyone else
It was two dumbasses like a cock like a way for me
Yeah
Had a laugh at had a laugh and gotta be careful out there
You guys got this we believe in you
I need that gun back at this fuel container, 556.
I'm inside the gas station or whatever.
Yeah, sounds good.
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
Oh, good heavens, okay.
Let me know if you're coming to the gas station.
I'm holding in here.
Yeah, sounds good.
I'm pushing up.
Go ahead and come outside that gas station. Okay. I'm coming out. We gotta push this guy
I'm pretty sure we're about to hear a long series of
As soon as coconut leaves our gas season
You leaving the gas station yet, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna flank when you leave outside that gas station go like
like up up the head I'm going right game but the other one don't worry no way that's exactly
what he's doing well be honest I might have made it up he's paid to me paid to me so where
are you hutch but the base of the rock kind of waiting for you to get information to be
be honest I flanked around
I know what you mean boss I know what you mean
remember that information that you can collect some data coconut
little bit of data yeah you have the top of the hill watch no at the base of it
Okay, I
Flanked all the way around. I'm back on the hill
You're back up there near peace body kind of yeah
Okay, what are you wearing? I don't even look at you. I'm I'm like green
Okay, I'm wearing purple bag purple bag. Okay. Yeah
I'm gonna genuinely need all my stuff back by the way.
Yeah, I hear you.
These boys.
God!
Nice.
Oh, thank God.
Maybe he's sweating, man.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
I need you to kind of look around for me.
Oh, he just launched out of his body.
And left, and left.
Fuck that guy, specifically.
Yeah, I'm healing, I'm healing.
you okay i'm uh she's crouched crouched hmm that's disgusting he's disgusting
he's gross he's gross he's disgusting he's nasty he's dirty there's multiple
guys those more than one man how do you know for sure i heard i heard multiple
shots like it's not like different gun shooting at us what if one guy shot more
than one shot. No, it's at the same time. Oh, I want to hear. I got to perform surgery
Coco. So I'm not above of you. I'm trying to watch for you. I don't have a scope.
You could go a couple weeks. You'll be ripping guide. Oh, Coco is addicted to this game was
I'm telling you two two weeks two weeks he is
flying around flying around stims up his ass
Murdering people from 400 meter head shots
100% 100%
You think I can with that guy you killed hutch or you already got him
Yeah, you could probably little oh shit was he at he's on the side of the mountain
I would save that much unless your leg goes
Hot job coming down towards you the body's on the hill. This is me. Yeah, it's right here where I'm looking right there next to that rock
Right where I'm looking. Uh-huh. Keep running. You'll see it. Okay
Thanks boss ideally
Yeah, I got it.
I want to put your backpack and my backpack back.
Oh, whatever, whatever.
Oh, my God, this trip is going to be hell.
It's going to be hell!
Here we go!
I'm actually going to rock your bag instead.
Here we go.
That's you right here right, P-Hatch?
Yeah, it's me stomping around like a 9000 pound elephant.
I hear you, yeah.
What do you have?
Uh, an M4, like a helmet thingy.
Um, nice.
Yeah, that's him for sure.
They got his shit.
What the hell out of here?
Shoot him.
Take all the shit. What the hell are there?
It's a long way to go.
Fuck.
Dr. Biggie-Sirds are on the way. Let's go.
I haven't been getting Dr. Biggie-Sirds.
Did you get scammed off of Tick-Tocker?
Do me a favor, Coco.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give me your backpack if you're carrying that one.
Ah!
I'll train you whenever I get to the extra.
He's just abusing this man.
I'm just gonna watch while you're moving.
I'll watch back to make sure nobody sticks up on you.
I said you keep following me from when you can't run,
lay on the ground, and crawl.
Okay.
Sometimes the deep beds.
The mule, what mule?
You can find it ahead of you.
On the roof, in front of it, I'm looking at it.
Sniper scav, sniper scav.
Oh, you got my empty out of the bucket of ice.
Do that.
Love not having arms.
You can't really run.
Yeah, so you're gonna run.
Oh, Cocoa is the mule.
Oh, I didn't understand.
Stam's gonna regain.
Once your stammer gains up, you're gonna stand up, run again,
repeat the process, then we leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
If Hunch is W, say howl out.
You got the sniper hush?
Yeah, I'll get it. You're good.
He's currently doing burpees up there.
game so peaceful hmm I don't know how you use the LKMP I hate that fucking site
the shadowing on the sides of that doesn't mess with you come on on the
LKM like whenever you ADS no no no LK is one of the best scouts boss that
that doesn't mess with you though look at all the black
it's just you have a
keep on coming I got
look at all the what?
the black that surrounds the
oh yeah well no I think that's just because you got a lot of stuff on your body
I think that's heavy and doesn't design minds
okay perfect, perfect
Don't stand up
Here we go there we go
It's scopes going out kids with the best scopes of the game. I love it
And the voodoo voodoo is king
I know people see the four types of this but it's not
How you have the the more black fade
The two
Hmm
By the way, I recently added another version of the L can like it was it was there was a black version to the 10%
I think there's like a like a light 10 version too and every time they added new versions it gets cheaper and cheaper
Because there's way more
That's another another perk of that can
Watch out for the goons the stars
be careful yeah just keep moving up this way I gotta clear that so you don't
get tapped you shall pray punch oh we kind of need those back again
Oh!
How do you know it's the icebreaker, geez?
How do you know it's for the icebreaker?
If you think about it, right?
Yeah.
Let me run the numbers.
If you think about it, if I were to die, yeah, then we'd get none back.
That's true, that's true, but what if you gambled, didn't throw any of them, and also
did die?
You're living in a fairy tale land peanut
Don't get ahead of such a soldier
I'm putting you through this first with bait
I know that we've all saw this
Peanut, thank you for your endless hard work in being a bright light in a dark world.
Your effort is unmatched, and you've changed how I view this life.
Hell yeah, Master Chief!
Huh!
Master Chief!
Also don't you like how that guy...
Master Chief!
Thank you.
Is that on that rock?
Master Chief!
No relationing, no nothing, he just...
Master Chief!
He's getting straight to the east. Yeah, at least we're leveling up his strength and anything.
You're doing coconut a favor making him the tea bench.
I'm doing Coco no favors right now to be honest. Other than his life, that's it.
Why would I have him start curving left?
I would rather die than do what Coco's doing.
I know we're going to take train.
He sure?
Road to Customs is right there.
I think Road to Customs is a close run.
Yeah, we'll do that.
You doing so good, Coco?
Yee!
Okay, guys!
We love it!
Oh, okay, guys!
How's it looking back there coconut? How's it looking back there?
Coco I've been talking this whole time
No, I thought you guys were ignoring me. I was muted. You were ignoring you
Coco you remember thank you when we were in twitch rivals together. I was on your team and you much hutch
You said hutch I want you to fly back and forth from the battlefield and just carry dog tags
Do you remember that I remember that hutch?
This is kind of the equivalent except
hard work work hard work work hard work work
you're good man go go you're good man now let's go go when you get back to the
stash all I need you to do is get food and water for yourself and don't touch
your kit at all wait how come I'm afraid you're gonna fuck it up no no I'll
switch back backs with them okay
I think baby baby baby baby baby
he's taking every pregatian you know I mean
yeah
I love Coco all right but he's one of
the carried on heavy stuff guy
yeah yeah whatever I fucking helped you guys like
and you just fucking make me drag fucking backpacks
for the shit at dark cove.
I'll never forget this.
I won't forget this.
Honestly, next rest of our watch.
It's over.
But I got two flies on my own rest of it.
There's literally nothing worse that can happen.
Can you drop that bag, Coco?
Here you go.
Over here.
We hear hutch yeah, we're okay
This wall
Papa squad
Excellent rain gentlemen
I just got shot hush
Well, I mean I just got shot on the exit
That'll happen that'll happen gotta be getting looking at gotta keep you we gotta keep watch fly on gotta keep your third eye open
Oh my god.
If you talk with a line.
Head on a swivel.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
The plan never goes good on the first try.
Now it's really time to get down to business.
The plan never goes good.
Never goes good on the first try.
All right.
We are coming in with nothing.
That's right.
Oh, we're going nothing?
No, no, no.
You guys have all my stuff
Okay
Thank you, my boy
The nose is a test run those tests that we have plenty of smokes
Like good, but good. Oh, you're gonna be using the volume of the gliding glint or no
Yeah, for sure what?
You want to play the game legitimately at this point chat's just lucky we haven't downloaded
cheats yet.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
Seven Gigi of course.
What?
She's been cheating the whole time.
Oh my god.
Not this shit again.
Fine a guy.
I
Got caught of watching dumb idiot trying to go through ice forgiveness for the more entertaining side to be on
We are geniuses and elite players did you that guy got lucky?
I'm so sorry. That's what I meant to say. That's right. That's right
You will address me as elite genius sealed team six member five the third
high five and the third because I because you're team six you're I'm on
your team five but I'm the third generation like pirate software
whoa be careful you're gonna get banned for saying
I'm like, she had this dry.
I tried.
I need to eat drinks.
Jabley, right?
He was Jable after the icebreaker.
Hey, Genji, have you been keeping up with any of the LEGOs drunk?
We won't be able to tell him after the end.
Hey, Genji, have you been keeping up with any of the Lego drama?
That's P.
Lego.
He lives under a rock.
You live under a rock, too.
What the fuck?
Basically, a guy built a huge Lego tower and he tried to sell it by.
Correct.
But hold on.
Genji, I mean, I mean, hold on.
Let me finish this.
He was building a huge Lego tower with his auto.
It was with his dad.
She's him and his dad built a Lego tower and he tried to sell it, but the guy that was buying it, he sold it
Before he bought it and so now the money
He has to give the money back and and there's a bunch of Mormons too there that are also there
It's a pretty tragic story. It's a pretty track. Yeah
It's going down
It's going there's a I mean I cannot trust the Mormon part enough. There's like 20 of them
Hutch, can you re-explain that to me, please?
Basically, this guy, his dad, was collecting Legos, his entire childhood.
Dad got sick, went to go sell his Lego sets, so he'd pay for medical bills and whatever.
Goes on consignment with this big Lego distributor slash like seller.
And then long story short, they sold the business and the new ownership refused to give them
any of the money or the Legos back and it's a big conspiracy with the Mormon
church oh shit like oh fuck I click two buttons oh fuck oh fuck I click two
buttons oh my god oh my god
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, everyone.
Hey, guys, hey, guys, hey, how you doing, guys?
I might just hang out here for a second.
Let's run!
Get it!
Lock it in, boys!
Lock it in!
Oh my gosh, best spawn!
Best spawn, lock in, lock in, lock in!
This is actually not the best spawn, this is more the TV culture.
Okay, well really good spawn.
How do I, so last time I think I put more money in than I should have.
of and I lost a bunch but you don't put anybody in any way you just click the
interact button he's in there when the menu pops up press escape the closing
that's funny that's what Coco did the same thing you guys already got dogs
I see I see I see I see. Keep your peepers on the ridge to the left.
I wonder how many people have done that though, if you both did that.
I don't know if that's, I think we got kind of lucky with both of them doing it.
I don't know if that's, I know our data sample is only like four guys in the discord,
But I mean added up between coconut and punch the chromosomes
46 my defense
I
It was geeking out about someone shooting me in the back of that so I was just dragon
That's what happened to Coco. He was freaking out because people were shooting at us. So it's understandable
Sketch this shit
This is my LG by the way. That's why it's good for you make it in
Nothing change is still LG
That's it the bridge take the bridge
We take those are tickles. I'm gonna go start it without them or yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, everybody go to the dog quickly up those books on this one. You want me to start they started up
I don't go through, by the way.
Go, go, go!
We're definitely gonna get stabbed out.
We need to not get that grid of a spot.
I'm doing smokes.
Don't I know this smoke?
We have this smoke, we have this smoke.
We have it, we have it.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Wee!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, here we go.
We're cooking now, we're cooking.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh, guys, this is where we got to really lock in.
Guys, we need this, we need this money.
Wait, when do we even use the smoke?
Because I'm not going to lie to you, I can take down everything.
even use the smokes because I'm not gonna lie to you I can take down everybody to the boss
they're actually not like super crazy hard we use it on the boss I think we just use it on the
boss we can move quick because that's kind of been our our crux is not getting getting there quick
enough you know what I mean yeah as we just save the smoke for the boss we just take out everybody
else or we can use a couple smokes in that uh in that one boiler room that part's pretty hard too
That one takes me like 20 minutes.
After the bomb, I've never used a bomb.
Oh, yeah, Jiggy, where does the bomb go?
It's spot all the way up top on the left side of the ship.
I have a question. When we go outside to the helipad, I got to kill the helipad guys no matter what, right?
Yes, I mean, unless you want to do the glitch and climb up on the side of the boat.
No, no, no glitches, no glitches. And then do I have to kill the eight guys below that too, for sure or no?
So there's gonna since there's three of you there's gonna be four up top eight on bottom and engine room
There's gonna be eight as well. Oh, yeah, I still don't how to get to the bow. It's
Yeah, you're gonna have to kill
We do that. That's easy. That's easy. Let's move. Let's move. Oh, it's gonna be a flash. I didn't fuck
Do you know there's to be an extra flashlight? Oh
My gosh, I didn't bring a oh my god guys. We're the fuck are my 73 other m8 560 one
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Everybody ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Let me see this gas mask off.
Fuck it.
All right, bro.
Careful, P. Back up.
We need to put a hex on.
Don't need to throw any grenades this yet,
but wait, that's easy.
This guy's easy.
Like you see it
Right hallway clear
You've suffered down below
We don't shoot each other having a flashlight is terrible. Yeah, I forgot to bring my dude
I'm creating out the right sectors
You're not ahead of me, right?
I am ahead of you.
Is that your flashlight?
I'm over here.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Let's do one bullet.
He's over here.
You're going to see me when you come in that door.
There's the hour of the flashlight right here in front of me.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Yeah, we'll see you.
Go to the right.
There's either all downstairs.
Yeah, it's like terrible news.
We shouldn't go down that way.
should go down the other way
is it the other way?
Yeah
Where?
I'm going to help you for a second, why are we?
Goop, goop, goop, goop
Oh my god, Hutch is fucking dying
God, King, all he sent is it racist to say I'm the best?
I thought I was a colloic
Go, go, where are you right now?
Did you die?
No, Hutch is dead! Hutch is dead! Hutch is dead!
He don't come in!
Coco, where are you?!
I'm not prone, I'm just prone, I'm healing!
I'm coming down, I'm coming in!
Is he me or is he?
He ain't doing much.
I don't have enough money to repair my body.
Gotta Hutch, oh my God, Hutch is dead, oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God, Hutch, I'm so sorry.
Hutch is...
Good night! Good luck!
Hey!
Come on, you're not...
You're not?
Oh, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
Oh my God, oh my God, they're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing!
Oh my god, I can't run. I gotta heal.
I gotta heal up too?
Lick it!
We gotta lock it! We gotta lock it! We gotta lock it! We gotta not do it good!
Lock it boys! Lock it! Lock it!
Good luck boys, you got this, Slider.
Peace out.
I'm doing a huge commitment to my life.
Alright, cool, go stay behind me, Mark. I'm gonna heal up and then we're gonna kill him, okay?
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm metting up.
Lock it.
I'm going to get a little bit of healing.
Little bit of healing.
Oh my God.
I only have two CMSs.
Oh my God.
We should have brought more.
There's a lot.
There is a lot of heels where you're at
It's okay. Okay. We got some moving cook over right. We're burning. They like him up. We're doing up. I'm fucked up
Yeah, I almost died. I almost died
Is your chest or head black? My son is black. It's fine. That's fine. As long as you chest and head black black. What?
Your head's black. It's black. Oh
Well, you're dead
I'm gonna listen to me listen to me very carefully
Make sure you watch your food and water if either of them go to zero you're instantly dead because of the heavy
Okay, okay
I'm gonna go take my five five six back from on I don't think you need any boy. I'm moving out
Get your my hacks on a little boy
I
Stay put. Stay put. Let me know if you move Coco
Oh
Well ahead of this you must get
Score you have anything from my head peanut you can't it's over. What's your what's your head black? It's over. I'm fucked
Where are you talk to me I'm come back to you in a grab you up to grab you come back to you don't shoot
This means me
What's your go to you?
Over here. Oh, you mind you. I thought he was really much she might be
I think he could go. I think he must.
So if I can shot once I'm dead?
In the head, yes.
Yeah, in the head you'll die for sure.
Just worry about your food if you want it.
If either of them goes to zero, you die.
What if you let it away in score?
Batch of money, batch of money, come up, come up!
Wait, with a D-flip, can you revive someone?
No, no, no, it's just you shall not.
They told us one day that there would be...
But it's not just Body P, is there any use on his body?
He's right here. He's the one with the blue bag.
Oh, okay. I'm gonna take his backpack.
Go ahead, boss, go ahead, boss.
That's the robot.
Mm-mm-mm.
You do some jump.
Three boobies for us.
I
Bring these places these I can swap them out later on
The movie the movie Jim Exe back
We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm gonna take a bunch of bags. We'll click. Are you using that guy?
Oh you're gonna use it? Oh you keep it then. You keep it. You're gonna use it. You keep it.
Oh.
And we're moving out!
Lock and load going on lock and load!
I see, let me engage my superhacks.
There we go. Oh yeah.
That's looking nice. That's looking nice.
Looking.
Hey, what's the cool guy? Use your watch that door right there, okay?
Sure. If he comes through there, you blow the head off.
Okay.
I see you.
You not?
Perfect.
Yeah. Yeah, what's up, boss? How you doing?
Wow.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet life.
What a sweet little treat.
Wow. Oh, boy, oh, boy, was that fun.
Dirty gun drops.
Kill me. Kill me right now. Literally kill me right now. Kill me right now!
I'll pull you up, I'll be back.
Holy shit, I'll be back.
Look at that, your screen's black. Are you high just, are you high just scheme? I can see you.
He was the guy on the floor next to Hansen.
So when there's three people that spawn, multiple bosses can spawn, by the way.
Maybe two of the same version?
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
So when there's three people that spawn, multiple bosses can spawn by the way.
Wait, two of the same version?
Yes, that's what I've heard.
Hold on, I gotta see how he died.
I gotta see how he died. There's no way there was two knights. Hold up, please say it.
It could have just been a rogue with that name.
Yeah, yeah, no, it was a wrong. It was actually a wrong with it with with that name. That's what it was. I just hit the bond
Okay, let me double check make sure I don't think this game for me. Oh, let me double check
Let me see at least make sure that that's the case
Yeah, no, it was the same name. Okay, I'm gonna delete the game. No, you're not done. I'm done. I'm done
Oh my god, that was possibly a world record for the worst icebreaker in history
I don't know what to do no more bars I don't know what to do no more bars
I don't know what to do though, we'll buzz.
You know what?
Coconut get another 400,000.
We're going in.
I think you guys need to do a stab to get the money.
No!
We're going in.
We are going in.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.
I'm done. No, you're not. Oh my God. Do you know how I died? Yes, I'm one of the where
I'm fucking grenade myself
I'm a fucking I'm a fucking loser
That may be true coconut all the things you just said
Going back and go that we are going back in it's the end of the line buddy
No, it's not gonna we are going back in there and we have shown those who to get to the bar change
I don't know how much I can take miles
Don't worry. Don't worry. Lucky. We got one more good running. That's this is the one right here
And you what you a cocoa will bring Gigi will throw her into the fire. I mean we can survive
No, I think I'll let you guys go to watch
I'm not going in there with fine. I will go alone
Oh my god. Oh my god. Never back down, never won!
Shiji, can I pay you some money so you give me some rupals?
No, no, that, no, no, no, no, no, you cannot do that. That is actually
banable offense. Well, how will they know? How will they know?
You just shed it live on stream, back down.
You just said on stream, please never say that again.
It's AI. It was AI. These fucking clankers.
What's up, you toaster?
We are going back and sell your entire stats.
I don't care where you get it from.
Sell your pussy on a corner out of an alley.
We are going back in there.
We are going back in there right now.
You're 25,000 crumbers on fucking peanut.
I have 10 hours in this game.
You're freaking me into it.
And the 11th hour is upon us and we will spend that hour on that boat getting wrenched
All right, I'm selling
What can I sell chat, what can I sell?
I'll bring everybody over and then I'll just fucking rob them. I was fucking rob them
Gigi, could I please get some gear from you?
Please, please, Gingy.
I have your MP7.
Oh, gosh.
It fucking hurts.
Don't worry, Gingy.
Don't worry.
Peanut, this is not the way we show new players
how to play the game.
Trial by fire.
Trial by fire, Gingy.
We don't want him to hate the game.
Everyone hates the game.
I hate the game.
You hate the game.
The fascinates you.
I hate you.
The faster he's gonna be a better player
Okay, okay, well, what am I selling what am I selling I'll sell it all
Honestly, you know you know this is this is like one jacket rows in the Titanic when they fucking they gamble to get on the Titanic
And then fucking sank it by the way chat the ending a Titanic. I'm gonna spoil it. They all die
Everybody on the boat. I'm gonna slide. I'm not even Joe
No, no, no, everybody dies at the end of Titanic in the movie that everyone dies. Not even true
I just short gone that's five five six I don't have one of those you're the music like me I can do MCX
Have no CBJ
And you're not and rose was a fucking bitch
The fuck she fucking fuck and she fucked all those dudes
And then she got like a multi-million dollar jewelry, and she's like oh, and she threw it into the ocean
Well, she has grandchildren that are suffering and struggling
Rosa's a fucking bitch to the end fuck
Well, and she could have helped Jack there's enough room on the boat for Jack and Rose, but she says I'll never let go Jack
Well, yeah, we saw you let go of him sweetheart. We saw you right there
He fucking sank to the bottom of the fucking ocean and that's us peanut
We are Jack and Rose and you're the one letting me go into the ocean by bringing me into icebreaker
No, I am not
I'm Jack
I'm Mr. Miyagi and you're the Karate Kid
I'm the
I'm Mr. Miyagi
I'm trying you to be the best
No
Karate Kid
You're that other age who can't touch the fucking shit out of me
That's who you are
You're not Miyagi
Mr. Miyagi
You're not Miyagi
Yes I am
I'm the Asian one here, buddy. All right. Well, you're pretty good guys. All right.
Let's get started. Wait, how do I get rubles? I don't know what this is. I don't know. I
honestly need Jinjin to bring me another MDR. I'm not joking. I have no short 556 weapons.
I don't have any
I am not going to icebreaker with you guys, or bringing you any gear unless we do a scab
Fuck you then
Gingy, please
Coconut, load on
Did you hook shit?
Lock and load
Coconut, lock and load, we're going it!
You guys literally need money, you fucking dumbass!
Why would go into the icebreaker?
No. No. No. Please. No.
Yes.
We need to go do scab.
She's gonna take you to the hospital.
I don't know what you just said to me, but you better take it back right now.
Fuck it. Fuck it.
I don't have any money to go, you dumbass.
Fuck it.
I don't have any money to go, you dumbass.
I can only buy Whisper rounds.
I don't know what to do.
I need a better 5-5 steaks gun, but I don't know how to.
What's the best 5-5 steaks gun on the market I can buy?
There's gotta be at least one.
Something short.
Dude, peanut. We can do a scab. It's gonna take five minutes.
Did you?
Please?
Dude, it doesn't even matter if I bring you anything right now because you don't even have money to go to icebreaker.
Ooh, digit on.
$400,000. That's why we have to do a goat.
You got money too, you fucking broke bitch.
Yes I do! Yes I do!
You got fucking shit.
I got 845,000 rubles, buddy!
I have 40 million.
Well, how much did she get?
40 friends.
How about you get some fucking pussy?
How about you get some bitches?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, you know what? OK.
All right, I don't know what I'm going to do here, but I
do they have 7.6 by 39 guns on Icemiggo?
No.
I've lived- lived chipmunk since you might have-
I'm... night will have one.
Look at that. It's called Iceberg, and you get it? It's Titanic?
I swear to God, it's- it's not even funny anymore.
What are we doing, lady? Please. Please, like, teach me the game!
Teach me the fucking game!
I TCHEERS THE GAME!
Alright, okay, you know what? I'm gonna bring this M41.
It's kinda short. Not really...
It might work.
That's great ergonomics.
It doesn't have money to go.
I
Everything you've got
Listen sell everything you have come and make it. I'm gonna kill the first guy. I'm gonna kill the boss and you're gonna take a little kid, okay?
I'm gonna lose my shirt.
I'm gonna do it.
Alright, team break.
Dude.
What are you gonna do?
I'm coming and naked.
Come and naked.
I'll get you again.
Don't worry.
Alright, I'm coming and naked.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Please help us all.
I was born.
I was born by the river. I was born by the river. I was born by the river. I was born
by the river I went for by the river
that's right let's ride we're going in for us we are going in and we're gonna go
hard and we're gonna go hard we're going in we put out for our city out on for
Come on, CD.
I eat your food.
Get a bit of food.
Wait, Peter, I don't have any rubles.
What? I don't know what to sell.
Sell literally everything.
I'm telling you, listen, every-
I don't need it for my quest.
No, no, no, no. You don't need anything for your quest.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
If we survive this, you will have more
than you have ever had ever.
You got no reason to lie to me.
I'm selling everything, Peanut.
That's right.
All right.
That's right.
I'll sell it all.
I believe you.
There's no way.
I'll sell it all.
I believe in you.
I believe in you, Peanut.
Listen to me, Coconut.
If you put your faith in me and get the 400,000 rubles, I will take you to the end of the
I will kill every person on that entire bone and you can take whatever you want.
You can take whatever you want.
You ain't gonna let go?
I'm never gonna let go.
There's enough room for both of us.
Don't let go.
Okay?
I'll never let go.
I'm gonna sell it right here.
All right?
Get 400,000 even.
I sold it.
All right.
I trust you.
It's suicide, it's suicide, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in, lock it in,
lock it in.
All right, Coco, are you ready to blast off to the moon?
I'm ready to blast off.
Have you already sold all your stuff?
Yeah, it's all gone.
Why?
It's good.
I was going to say, I can give you 100,000.
Oh, gee, thanks.
See you night.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
I'm fine.
Give it here, boss.
Thank you. You coming, boss?
You coming?
Thank God.
Thank fucking God.
You coming?
What choice do I have?
Hey, let's go, Gigi.
Go, go, go, go.
Grab the biggest backpack you got.
I don't have a fucking backpack.
What do you not understand about I'm poor?
I don't have anything.
That's the problem.
I can tell it.
I got you.
I'm bringing you a backpack.
Don't you worry, boss.
I'll be a bad some white property government project housing bankruptcy
In the penthouse after this raid
No pizza parties no laser tag no polling nothing
You will play laser tag until you are so tired you would not want to finish that eating longer
Fuck it suck it dick of the ten for fucking five dollars a pop thirty guys lined up right poor
That's good business that's just good business that's just good business
I'm fucking poor. I need to help me. Is he my Gigi?
Let's ride
Mmm
Don't bully that sucks your bullying sweet well you got you twenty five hundred euros in your butt, right?
Nice
Yeah, I eat smoking eggs. Yeah, I have I have twenty five hundred euros. I have all my ruffles in my ass I
I have literally my entire net worth in my ass.
I'm ready to go here.
Listen, you can never tell me I never trusted you.
I trust you.
All right, you're my captain here.
I'm putting my faith on the line.
Okay?
Okay, so go get out.
You have put your faith in the right place.
I will lead you to salvation.
Lock in, lock in.
All these guys saying that this is not a good idea when we're sitting there over the the the boss is dead body and
We've got a hundred million dollars worth of stuff. They're gonna be saying oh
Wow
What a moment this moment you were right you were right
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Hey, guys, two minutes after spawning in, da.
Eeeeee!
How've been, Gigi? The water's fine. The water's fine.
Water's fine.
Don't worry, guys. I'm telling you, we will survive!
You stay behind me, coconut. I will be your warrior.
I don't even worry about it at this point.
I don't worry about it, Coco.
I mean, I'm even more poor.
Don't worry, Coco.
I lose this on board, too.
You are the only one not in this boat is Genji.
We want it.
We're hungry, Coco.
We are hungry.
Coco, did you just got 40 million to lay back on emcee guys?
We losers, we're in the poor house, Coco.
We're hungry, we're hungry, we need it.
All right, come on.
Come on, come on, let's do this shit.
Come on.
Let's do a thing, let's do a thing.
All right, okay.
All right, here we go.
It's fine, it's fine.
I gotta get into the silly juice.
I gotta be right for this.
Let's ride!
I just got back.
I got my silly juice, and I'm ready to go.
I got my silly, I know I missed out on the timing on that one, a little awkward, but
I got my silly juice, and I'm ready to go.
I'm talking boys, for those of you doubting this plan, when we are sitting on the front
of that boat, 15 minutes left in the rain, celebrating our victory, dragging the boss's
body out of his captain's quarters and dumping him into the ocean like the
pussy is running off with 50 diamonds and 50 bucks of gold. You would say Pina,
you're a genius. Pina, you're a genius. Pina, you're a genius. You're a genius. Oh, Mr.
Berean! Good man! Good man! Good seniority of my point. Good seniority of my point.
GG's good, sir.
Oh, mmm.
Mmm.
He's good running into you, boss.
Good running into you.
Good luck on that.
Well, I guess the competition would probably be over by now.
Hopefully you won.
I don't know.
I don't know it.
Let's try it again.
you guys ready for a great rate I got the knife I'll stick it in yeah your
soldier coconut also I'm gonna be a flathead again get it and twist it
I'll stick it in.
I'll be boy, I'll be boy.
You got this boys. So no fear. So no mercy.
They have nothing on us.
We will dominate the battlefield.
Is that just an empty bag you brought him?
Yeah.
Dude, I forgot I was going to bring you an MP7 Coco. Oh my gosh.
It's okay, I didn't need that anyways.
I got a knife changing.
I just need that.
Coconut is a warrior.
I'll fuck a seven with a dick.
Mm-hmm.
Right up the ass.
To cut the dick off.
I'll fuck it, slice it off like salami.
Stay behind me, coconut.
That will be your warrior.
Fuckin'.
Coco's primlocked.
You got the tier one workbench.
One by one all with the wood going.
I'm a fucking rock, Nick. I don't even have a rock or torch, I feel.
He just spawned out of the beach.
I was a little late.
He did not get a good spawn, boys, but if I have to do some killing,
I should get to crack a lacon.
Keep your peepers on the ridge side to a right.
And speak up on us.
There's a crafty bastion.
A little quiet.
A little two-corn.
Hello, Hameevee.
Oh, hello, everyone.
Hameevee, not right here!
Let's get Hameevee, watch out.
I used to know of all of the curses that I have given people.
I can say I am very proud of the curse that you just gave to Coconut
by sending him into this shit zone with absolutely nothing on him.
nothing on him. Did you forget about the curse in this game?
No, no, there is. I mean, how many there is no curse. I am leading him to a salvation.
I'm leading him down the path of righteousness as we speak.
Yes, of course, of course.
He's gonna fucking eat my horse again.
I must be thinking of a way to make a real deal.
Well, listen, I will just give you my blessings. Good luck. I do not have the money to participate
in such things tonight.
Oh, fuck.
I wish you the best.
Thank you. Have babies. Oh shit. That's a boss. Yeah
I'll just swap your bag up for his
Still don't take us on the hill. We're safe. We're safe
I didn't touch his armor. Okay, the gear up Coco gear up. I'm juicing up also this
And they got through that from
Oh
God yeah
Real player real player real player
She was she was she was
Get out of here
Make sure you put your um mags in your rig uh-huh
Did you have a cold red cold red? They've got one. I know
It's the red mags that you want
Not no no you put them on the mags. The Geo 25? Don't unload them. Don't unload them. Oh, I was just trying to see how much ammo it was
Oh, he hadn't, um, he didn't shoot anything.
He was shabby shabby.
Pretty good.
Um, drop the other two mags.
That's me shabby.
Five out of five.
You don't need those.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, she was pulling.
I'm just wanting my mags in real quick.
He's right at the other side of that blue face, boys.
I've not seen him yet.
I've not seen him.
Okay, I'm packing my mags.
I'm ready. Oh here take this. I brought this in for you. Put that in your butt and put all your
money and stuff in there. Like all your money. Okay. Now I'll save you one slot in your butt.
Yeah, my money's in my ass. Yeah, put that in your butt. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Put your one out of there.
and then put the money inside of that. Yeah, there you go.
Where's the school? Where's the school? All right, I'm ready.
As I'm teed, that grenade came from a real guy outside. I know it. I saw who to read.
He's got to be at the side of that blue fence. She's Tony Hart. You know, that's not the
Go to back.
And Tony...
Fuck, what's the guy's name?
Ha ha ha!
Hold up, I'm breaking.
Tony Cork?
To-
Tom Brady, that's your thing, Tom Brady.
No, I'm not talking about the skateboarder.
What's that fucking out there, Tom Brady?
He is on the outside of that blue fence.
I mean, who knows?
Tony Hawk could have a good arm too.
Who knows?
He's got to be a man of many hats.
Yeah, I've not seen this guy.
He's gonna be on the outside.
He's gonna have to guide to someone behind him.
Maybe, but I've been taking that hill the whole time.
I see the grenade landed like, where the, like past the blue car.
So he's got to be, he's got to be somewhere out there in the blue fence, I'm telling you.
He's got to be.
What are you guys?
Unless I just house really a gg
Upstairs coming up
Show yourself demon
I killed him shit. He's dead. Oh shit and me and coconut were here too good word team
Oh, yeah, we should be able to get that guy for a kid.
I got a kid.
He does have a kid, but that guy might have something better.
I'm not sure.
Okay, I'll go.
Where's the kid?
I'll let him stay back.
I'm going to clean out the area first.
I can't have you died.
Yeah, I'm going to.
I'll let him.
I don't really have anything.
I'm going to let him.
You should be in the area.
You can just hide it.
You see right here on the left?
Yeah, left side of the water.
He might have actually fallen in the water.
Push that, push that.
Okay, okay, come pick yourself.
I'm coming.
I'm guarding you, I'm guarding you.
Oh my gosh, he is so thick.
Really?
Drop that face cover.
Oh.
If you do want that armor match.
Keepin' my peepers open.
Oh, take the other rig.
Um, you know what, I'm, hold on, I'm gonna take-
I'll- I'll be-
Okay, gotcha.
I'm gonna take the rig, it's fine.
I'm gonna do something for you, okay? Okay. Make it fast boys. Make it fast
He's got the enemies approach
Okay, hold on Coco come with me
Okay drop your rig and drop your bag right here so I can help you real quick
I
Drop my vs and I hold my nl. You got a nice god chief. Oh my god
You weren't kidding. Did you that guy was back and that guy was massive. He was really thick. Is it a tan mutant?
What is that?
It's a it's a it's a nl 545 GP. Oh my god
No, you just look at your fucking lips looking at me, huh?
You don't need the other rig. Okay. Okay. Now we're good
Make sure you fully search your rig so you'll be fine to reload
He just he brought extra mags also dump those two
The jail mag the two mags in your bag that are different than the other ones the
six. One zero. Make it quick,
Coco. We use this momentary
ceasefire. You be a fox. I was
making fun of what I'm
talking about. What are these
who do you get? I should be
good now. It's like the air.
I think the air. I'm ready to
go, guys. Oh, I got some
smoke
that's what
i did not bring my money
are you serious
i'm fucking dead ass serious
oh my gosh
what do we do
yet to leave
we gotta go
yeah we gotta go
dude you were
oh i have no tools
so bad that i didn't even bring nothing like i just
well at least koko has a kit now koko's got a kit
i have no food
alright follow me gag we're leaving
we're going to tell him come on guys
follow me boys follow me boys
Hey guys, I'm a big guy, I can't, I have no food.
Yeah, you're fine, hold on, come over here.
I'm coming.
Is he actually at zero?
No, he's not.
You're fine, we can get the extra with that D, come on, move it, move it, move it.
Hold on, I'm gonna give him something.
All of you boys, believe it.
Try to swap the other gun, Genshi.
All of you guys.
Pop that stem.
Uh-huh, okay.
Popping it.
Darling.
And then take this stem too.
Okay, and then let's go all right. Okay, let's go
Little shabby shabby
My doughy and drop your other gun right? Oh, I have it. Okay good
I'll go on ahead clear up the area all right for tunnel boys right for tunnel
We got a cocoa kid now. We just come right back in on the food bottom. We're in there.
Yeah, I did a flashlight. Double wet.
Keep your peepers open.
Yeah, maybe we can get a better spot, too.
For change, for maybe, for maybe.
I see this way it's quiet, man.
This way it's quiet compared to the other ones.
Oh, there was only one guy.
Usually I have 40 guys lined up checking to meet random buses watching that spot
This mucky duckies
I'm going to shock, I'm going to see you shock this entire time.
What happens?
Mmm.
The night slows down a tad?
Oh, here's to the 1231.
Let's do that through.
All the way to the...
Mmm.
Dr. Maxine is here for Cocoa.
Here's to you.
19 will get him out easy.
19 will get him out easy, boys.
19 inches.
Just enough to get over to the tunnel.
Mmm.
I'll give him to the son next week
All clear so far boys all clear so far
Those are my friends over there.
Come on over, gig! The one is fine!
Alright! Alright, we did pretty good! We did pretty good!
We did pretty good out there!
You kids were doing good!
Excellent, Ray! Boy, excellent, Ray!
Alright, alright, alright! That's you, Javi! That's you, Javi!
Look at that!
And Coco has a new kid to go to the icebreaker. Fantastic!
It's a great raid.
Oh, my gosh.
I'll get the bus. I'll get the bus. I'll get the bus. I know where it was.
We'll get that, Flaslight.
Literally the worst teammate.
I didn't even do nothing there!
I did nothing even after that raid!
What did I do this time?
What?
What did I do this time?
Are you black peed on?
Good question.
Any other great questions guys?
Any other great questions?
Are you hung?
Peace!
That's just so you can paint a red and black stripe on this bad boy and call it a guji
bad.
Let's keep it there, buddy.
Let's keep it there, pal.
Let's keep it there.
Oh, Mr.
Chase about what we just went good, bad, good, I'm bad.
And Mr.
Monson will find what good, bad, good, I'm bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, thank you, my boy.
Hmm.
Let me do a little organizing.
I'm ready to rumble.
Actually, I can get the flat side.
What?
Hmm.
I don't know if I buy this.
Okay, Coco, don't bring any food.
I'll bring food in for you.
Okay, okay.
Make sure you put all those stems in your stash.
You hit the ball pro.
What?
I can't buy that either.
I only bring one stack of Vambo.
Okay.
I
Here we go. There we go
You live in a food little bit of food
Perhaps
Oh, sorry. Oh, here we go. Bye, man. Bye, man.
Now we ride. Now we ride.
I'm the best teammate ever, pal.
I've pushed my soldiers to be better than they ever been.
To do things they would never do.
Sure, you could play it safe, run a scab, run this and that.
All right, pal, but one day, Coke, I'm just gonna say thank you.
Thank you for throwing me into the fire because if you didn't, I would have been not enjoying this game for 5,000 hours because we're in trial by fire.
He had to adapt. He had to be better. It was required he was better. He had to be better.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh
Extract money, yeah, we all gotta say buddy
Expansion don't amaze
Pia never reads his chance right there. That's the one picked out one print for the hour pick that one for the hour
Moderators pick that one right there
Hmm, 5k hours but 50% isn't your staffs.
The other 50% spent fucking your dad and parents.
Let me tell you, I dropped hot candle wax on his back
and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
He is a generous lover.
A generous lover.
We're gonna run away together.
You'll never see each other once again.
Hmm.
Mmmmmm
That's gay
Yeah
Guys he cracked the case wide open
Hold on! We got hold up. Wait a second. Did he just crack the case wide open?
Hold on. Did the case crack wide open? Wait a second
Got Sherlock Holmes, Live in the flesh right in the jet
You suck at Daisy. I'm not even playing that game right now, man. Guys, guys, just think
to call me bad at the game I'm playing at the current moment. Just think to call me
fat and bad at the game I'm playing at the moment. All right guys, it's all I can handle.
Don't be switching games on me. Bad and bad. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. We need
to take a cocoa to the lab? Oh, that'll be the day. Actually cocoa, there's something
I want to do after we're done with this ice maker. What'd you say, P? There's something
I want to do when we're done with this ice maker. What do you want to do? Do you happen
to have. Uh-huh. A lab key gun. What the fuck does that mean? I'm gonna sing it to the lab pride!
I'm sorry, how to do it?
Move move move!
Outta where the door is over here!
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Ah, we got a bad smart again, boys.
We have to start crack-a-lackin'.
We have to, we have to, we have to go crazy.
I'll trade it there.
If I don't get the map you traded from,
I'll trade it to the map that traded to the lambs.
If I got that map, I'll trade it to the spot that traded to the,
map that traded to the lambs.
If I got that map, I'll trade it to that map
the other man to the other man to the other man that has lapses as a transit
I will be there. I will be there. I will be there be sure it's 400k rubles right
yeah yes okay okay he's unstoppable that's right that's right we will find
the way. When there's a will, there is a way. Stay behind me, boys. I'll keep you safe.
I'll keep you safe, boys. Don't you worry. Brother Bean's gonna keep you safe.
Is your gun on full auto?
Yeah, it's on full auto.
A couple more shifts to the ceiling and I'll be at maximum power.
Nothing will stop us.
We will be undefeatable, undeniable.
We are...
inevitable. Oh snap, the five gemstones. Everybody on that ice maker ship will turn to dust.
I
Go go go go
I
Like
Sorry, it's running morning. Nice. Okay. Oh fantastic. Oh
oh that helps with visibility and allows us to get vitamin d that's right
vitamin d is needed for serotonin usage and overall general health i see you what i just want
oh shit wait wait wait real guy all the way across the rocks
he's big he's big he's big he is big he's got a techsuit i see him i see him
oh my god oh my god I thought there was more bullet drop than this he's alive
he's alive he's alive oh fuck there's zero bullet drop for five out of six
with the incisions guys is that why there's two real guys in the dark as
well no wait one scabbard one real guy they're my two real guys two real guys
Oh my god, imagine the dick is fucked!
The dick is fucked, the dick is fucked!
Oh my god, the dick is fucked!
The dick is fucked!
What?!
Just Christ.
Yep, we're in quite the pickle.
We're in a bit of a pickle, boys.
You're in a bit of a pickle.
This is gonna be a situation.
That's God-worn.
No, no, we're not a pickle.
No, we are a pickle, but I'm not dead.
We have two humongous mountain men camping the dock, and then one insane track suit,
sharpshooter over on the left of the rocks.
He's not on the rocks anymore, I've been tracking him, he's gone way back, he might be wrapping
behind us now.
I'm gonna watch the front P. I'm gonna watch the dogs
I got you bastard
Oh
How far is this bull drop?
Yeah, I don't see this guy. I think he's going to power and coming around behind us
Wait, just wait, just wait for that first guy
He was going
Oh wait, there's another guy pushing up to the dogs on the first guy
Die.
You're about to shot up his head.
Fuck!
You guys are the dogs, you guys are the dogs.
How are these unhitting?
We only death tracks you guys, all guys are down at the docks now, all guys are down at
the docks.
Okay.
He's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing.
Where are these bullets landing?
It's okay, he's got to move, he's got to move, keep eyes on the guy on the right, he's
Don't get eggs out of him!
He's passed another shot off his head!
He's on the move!
Break his legs, break his legs!
No!
My bullets ain't doing nothing!
Yeah, this bullet drop is bad.
Yeah, he bounced three of my M855A1 shots on a level 4 helmet!
What the hell is that?!
Did you see that?!
Quick magazine.
Hmm
All that for question. All right, pal. We're not giving up that easy
Skill is you know
Get down there. You want I see what some I I see me push these bitches. I don't know how you got another out of
Say I've got you
You should see you bastard. That's why I'm like wondering if it's two different tracksuit guys
I'm going in I'm going in
This guy does nothing at this distance. I'm going in
I'm still up on the hill.
I was watching her flank and kind of trying to see from a different angle up here.
God!
Where do I go, Genji?
I'm scared.
I look so in the snow.
I'm coming over to you.
I hear you.
Is that you, right?
me
can probably push down
I think that there's
a danger behind us
are you two of those guys?
she's watching boys
the scout
it was promised on
it's your permission
fuck
I
Gigi oh my gosh, I might die
Dude he's going up your peanut for some reason
Why is he every game we're in with peanut I just don't got behind us
Okay
like on my left, I heard him.
I'm fresh as we'd like.
You guys, they're talking about a robot.
They're talking about a robot.
A robot specifically who hunts down people who camp in this game.
Which I do not I actually don't so I don't know why he's after me. I don't know why he's after me
Okay, hey someone
I
Got him nice. He must killed me. I
Hate that boss
I
Guys on pier die, or did they get out of the city right now the streets are there's three down here one traction one duo
I'm on the blue fence. So no should be I'm fishing you guys
Do you shoot to the fish or sees a thing
I think we're good.
The fight, the fight.
I
Was pay I'm down on the docks he's down on the pier
He's got a huge voice he's got a huge you hear it
Which I want the dogs about the dogs they're fighting the fighting with these guys are huge voices. So this is no game
There's no game. Just be business
Is he a dead guy on the front door but I don't know if it's one of the guys.
What's walking out to me?
A tripwire?
Oh fuck.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Did you just walk in the- no.
No.
Shhh.
Walking the- No. No. No.
Shhh.
Fuckin'-
What now?
Gotcha!
I got one, I got one, I got one!
He nut.
What?
Cocoa's dead.
No worries. No worries. We'll clean this up. Get out of here. No worries.
Did you step on a landmine? Yeah, the, yeah, from Parmesan. No worries. No worries. I'm
Working on these guys, give me two seconds,
I'll clean them up, I'll clean them up.
Is that tracksuit guy?
Yeah, I think tracksuit guy might've killed
the other two guys.
He was, he was just gonna,
he was just gonna tracksuit guy,
he's the other two guys, he's dead, right?
Hello?
is anyone over there I'm going in I'm going in George
There's so many dead people in here!
There's like four dead pears easy here too!
We're about to be rich!
Competitive pooping.
Shum, shum
It'll shum, shum
I'm just gonna lose these guys that was that a lot out of here, okay?
Okay, here is here so we can actually get out right here. Oh fantastic. I got all of
Cocoa stuff. Oh
Splendid
Oh my god, oh my goodness these guys are as big as
It comes
Come on, push me!
Yeah!
Whoa!
What's that?
Gotcha!
Alright, just couple scavengers, no need to worry.
No need to worry!
We're good to go, we're good to go!
I'm running to you right now.
Come on in, Chief!
The water is fine!
He's fine. Oh, and an impactor, David. Score!
You killed the taxi guy?
Yeah, I killed the taxi guy, yeah.
Nice.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Piece his ass up.
My gosh.
Oh, my, oh, my God!
The Dingle Guns!
Jesus Christ.
Just shut up. Just shut up.
The Dingle Guns, the Dingle Guns!
The Dingle Brothers.
Here's some, some, little, some, some.
Yeah, I see.
I might want to use, I might want to take these guys.
They're really small.
These might work for the, for the thing we're doing.
Oh
Yeah, I think I take these
This is another stop come up by the way we came up
He's a new ammo for them 545 was that oh
My I know that one
Some some little some some
In some some these bad boys over yonder
That man wore a deer, that man wore a deer.
This one over here, like do-do-do.
But that right there, oh, that does not sound good price.
It does not sound super serendipitous price.
What's wrong?
There's some shots coming, they're coming.
Someone's coming.
I didn't hear that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You hear that? That was over where you were.
Coconut walked on that landmine, huh?
I'm gonna fuck it, that did all.
I'm gonna add it all.
You guys get out?
Almost, almost.
Don't worry Coco, don't worry.
And don't worry, we revins you as well.
But when you step on that landmine, huh?
Thank you, thank you guys, thank you.
No worries, no worries Coco, no worries.
That's what we do.
That is what we do.
Coco you remember when you said that I lay my right hand
John type what if I should just fucking kill Peter be done with this game and uninstall I'm gonna fucking kill you
You know when you died on that layman we revived you you guys get out
Almost don't you worry hold your horses muster hold your
Thank God. Thank God.
Thank fucking God.
Fuck you, peanut!
FUCK!
I'm the one that killed the guys so that we can extract!
You didn't rude any of my shit!
You took all my shit!
You didn't fucking even look at the corn!
That's because I was five miles away!
What are you talking about?
Fuck you!
Fuck me! I'm not even near your body, you dumb bitch!
Fuck! Fuck you!
You stepped out of the grade, huh?
How do I get a landmine in place of other people?
Dude, I heard a click and I thought it was someone shooting at me and I freaked out and I blew the fuck up.
Oh man.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there, gotta be careful. That'll happen Coco. That'll happen.
That would miss when you see mr. Permission permission permission Sponsor Bunch of landmines
Grenade Traps all around the map, so you just know if you see him. There's a lot of them nearby
All right, let's
Bring on you
Ready go I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I think you guys are my shit
it. Yeah, I do. Fantastic. Fantastic. All right. All right.
I'm moving out. I'm moving out. Follow me. Follow me boys.
Follow me boys.
Hey, come on.
What do you want, man?
Remember what he said on Lake Verne?
You just watch them go back to rest.
You just fucking wait, buddy.
That's not any better, buddy. That's not any better than a bull days game.
Your days coming. You will rue the day.
You just wait and watch. I won't remember this. I'm like a fucking ant.
Wait, no.
I'm an elephant. I'm like an elephant.
Ants are actually very, very smart.
Yeah, fuck yeah they are. They got great comms.
Fantastic comms!
There's a landmine right in front of you.
Yeah, you're just jealous of an ant.
They're badass.
Ants are badass.
Coconut's down.
Fellow ants.
If you were the same size, I bet 10 ants would take your little peanut ass away.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
They'd take it to the fucking ant.
So be there, kid!
Ants in an ant, ants in an ant.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
You don't answer to carry a coconut do you know that
They say yes, I bet you
Peanuts kill humans is my fucking allergies yummy coconuts kill people a year
Hundreds of people
Many people per year died of coconuts
people are sharks. I think it's
a people are sharks. 2005 cartoon
in a teeth pop. You just long
you. All the time. It's killed
150 people worldwide. Are you
ready for this? Are you ready
for this? Are you ready for
this? Are you ready for this?
How many people per year are
killed by peanuts?
That was worldwide for you.
Okay, how many people in the world?
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, how many people in the world?
Ha, a few hundred.
Good news.
Good job.
Wait, how many people died of peanuts?
That's AI.
That's fake news.
It is actually AI overview.
I don't trust AI and I don't trust Quakers
and I don't trust peanuts.
What?
And you're one of the hell is that supposed to mean pow? I'm a peanut racist. That's what it's supposed to mean
I don't like peanuts police police
Police yeah, look at that look at that
The cancel crowds here does so what if I can't like a fucking peanut up so what did you cancel your cancel buddy?
You're cancel your cancel your cancel your cancel go ahead and call them go ahead go ahead and cancel me go ahead and cancel me
I think you should have a microphone to play this game
And guess what a coconut would fucking break like 50 peanuts on impact what the hell
What the hell a bunch of peanuts gonna do?
well
You're you way like one gram
Yeah, exactly you may like one gram. I'll be back back back
Hello
This is the Krusty Krab
No, this is Patrick. No, I have his backpack. Oh wait. Wait. You put it away. I don't have no space for another one
I gotta read this one
Can you can you can you can you um, can you put that one away and I'll be with this one? Yeah, thanks
Bye. I'm Coco. I'm bringing you a different armor. I'm glad I'm lighter
Okay, this is the one right here. This is it. This is we're taking all back
Coco's not gonna die
Gigi's not gonna forget her fucking money
We're gonna go in there and we're gonna win
I swear to God if I get to the dock one more time and I turn around to what do you fuck
I should say
Is that who he said that?
Yes.
That's what I thought.
No landmines, no forgetting your money.
We're going in.
I was right.
This is it.
This is the one.
This is the one right here.
I'm not dead.
Oh, Mr. Matt, I'm gonna find you a boy.
Good, good, I'm bad.
And Mr. Sir, hey, I'm gonna find you a boy.
Good, good, I'm bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, what the fucking p- I'm not dead.
Let's ride.
Hmm...
Got the flashlight with the flashlight.
I gotta pee again.
I have to pee!
Peeing...
Let's ride!
I
This is what was this one lock the fucking lock and right now
So I swear to God if I see a smile in your face for even a second. I'm gonna shoot it off
I see that's my idea. That's stupid.
I don't have a backpack, do you see?
I got your backpack. I got your backpack. Come on, go, go, go, go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here, take this backpack.
Go, go, go.
I'll start smoking the docks.
Thank you.
You're welcome. I put the ammo in the bag.
Right out here.
Right there, today.
Keep your peepers on that ridge over there, gentlemen.
It would be evil.
Right there, camping, laying down, waiting for the next chance.
The next opportune moment.
Okay, don't take those run.
Move, move, move.
We've missed the shaggy bussys out here.
I'm taking for anybody.
Looking good, looking good.
I'll leave you here boys, we gotta move to the house.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on boys, come on boys.
Take the hill all the time.
Hill clear, hill clear.
He'll clear, he'll clear.
Probably start it.
Coco doesn't have that much stand, so...
I have to be mindful of that.
I started, I started.
Don't know the smoke.
I had the smoke voice, I had the smoke voice.
Oh, I think that smoke fell off the thing.
Ten seconds, ten seconds, I can make it quick.
Each seconds voice, I can make it, I can make it!
Oh, you bashing coconut you bashing you bashing you bashing
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Wee!
Good work, team.
We did it.
All right, now we lock in.
Now we lock in.
All right, guys, how much do we wanna abuse
the green smoke trick?
Do we wanna abuse it the whole time?
Do we wanna kinda just use it here in the box?
Do we not wanna use it at all?
How much does Landmark really need to use it?
I don't really use it for like funsies,
but can Landmark beat this without it?
I bet he could.
If Landmark could do it without re-smoking the thing.
Oh, probably.
I see we already abused it during the boss
and then maybe the room with all the guys, injured room.
Injured room with boss, what do you think guys?
I forgot to listen, sorry, what was that?
I see we only used it during the injured room and the boss.
Everybody else, we just pummeled through it.
It's fine.
Wait, so if you, wait, I just wanna confirm
just before I get absolutely mowed down.
If you are in a smoke, they don't shoot you, correct?
Is that true?
If you're in the smoke, they can't really see you
unless you're like shooting at them.
What if I'm staring in the smoke and I shoot one?
will the second one then see me and give me I think so yeah I think that's when
you alert them oh oh this is the big time this is for real guys if I lose this
I'm so poor and I know come for that awesome one I'm poor we'll make score
Wait, can I have the extra bag?
Yeah, I got you. Here you go.
Thank you.
Can you see this one? I can see that one.
Yep.
He's watching.
Oh, you see if you see.
Oh, I thought I was glitched.
Wait, I am glitched. Oh my God, Genji.
Wait, oh no, I'm not.
Oh, come on.
Sorry, never mind.
I probably think,
We pop one of your feet by one of the stairs in the engine room walk in a bit to trigger it then hide and wait for them to
Line up in the middle also need to turn on turn off all you which are lighting to low
Now Gigi and come close to hitting at the top did not trigger them
Now I honestly don't feel safe doing this
Like okay, so I know how to do it
But the problem is it's like you guys cannot peek out of those doors like you can't even
Go near the door if I do this because what happened last time is you guys didn't do that and you aggroed them
So they wouldn't go in the middle and that's why I died
Yeah, we didn't do that
Okay, volumetric lighting all right now
Yeah, let's buy some garbage. It wouldn't even go through. I love you boys lucky. Don't do it
I see what I was armed
Oh my god, it's like inside. I killed him. Oh my god
Oh shit
We need to treat the enemy territory
All right, the right is clear he's right here on the left side
I'm coming inside you okay okay I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm
side oh I came oh no dad did you did you run yeah
Yeah, I'll take it.
Right here.
Alright, move to the next one.
There's a lot that are, um, alive though.
Watch me get over here.
someone in that room peanut that's your G there I've been I've been the hallway
okay where's the Genji looking oh my gosh you dead
I need to put my arm back on, though.
We didn't shine yes, I need to put my arm back on though. It's all taken from here. I did it via
she's here she's here
These guys are crazy
Thought good job
It's always clear
the rooms I believe everyone left this downstairs and we're good up top
they would know what's going
what's up you what's up me you guys didn't move right you guys it was me I'm
still back here I'm not coming are you next to Gigi I'm not next to nobody I'm
just back here about a shooting person I don't want to be you I'm jumping I'm
gonna shoot in the room that he's in I'm gonna shoot the room you know I don't
Thank you for looking at my room, no?
Really?
Stop!
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Hello?
Alright, okay.
Woo!
Oh my god, am I locked in?
Can I get past please?
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god
I am I am locked in voice I am
Also feeling the boot of rage a significant
Now mr. Krabs. I'm feeling it now mr. Krabs. I am I am feeling it now mr. Krabs. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Okay. Okay. Let's keep the spirit high. Hope we don't die. Put that on a t-shirt. Put that
on a t-shirt right now. Fucking pass you don't shoot.
They're probably downstairs, so be careful.
Okay, can you watch that wide door again?
Just like the other side?
Okay.
Watch again.
Don't go to the left door, don't, don't, don't, don't.
I want to go to the left door.
Right over, you know, when you swing left like that,
I swear to you that I might shoot you.
Well the next part, is you wanna the next part?
Did you already pick up the key?
No I did not. I don't know where that is.
This ain't a cougar nut.
This ain't a simulation anymore, this is real life.
I'm fucking nervous, Pete.
This is real life cougar nut.
This ain't a simulation no more.
I'm clenched, I'm clenched.
Keep it clenched.
You rocked in, soldier!
Fuck.
What? Uh, chat, can the key be down here?
You shit! Get his ass?
No, you're not! No, you're not!
Oh shit! Get back! Get back! Get back! Get back!
I got you. I got you.
She's coming.
I don't know.
Good luck with that, though.
What are you doing?
I have the bar back on.
I miss that all the time.
Just keep watching that angle.
Keep watching the angle.
You got that, bud.
Is that it?
One more's coming, I think.
Behind you.
Let's see.
One more.
Don't mind.
You do like you do.
You might hold it a little bit longer to the stairs.
There's two...
There's one straight to the right and then one off the other door on the right.
There's one, there's one.
Um...
I'm packing my magazine.
I'm packing my magazine as well.
I'm down to M8-5-16-1 by the way.
I got no more good ones.
What's coming, what's coming?
Oh!
I see my cheese gun.
I'm moving in, I'm moving in.
Get him, get him!
Got it dead?
Nice.
Gotcha.
I'm packing my bag of food again.
Oh.
My gosh, I just killed peanut.
Alright, I'm back.
Alright, I'm here.
Well, you killed peanut?
No.
No, no!
Fuck you, Coconut. Fuck you.
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Best day ever! This is the best day ever!
No, it's not the best day ever!
Best day ever! Come on, Jack.
Celebrate! This is the best day ever!
I had no idea that Peanut was pushing.
Best day ever!
Oh my God, thank God. Somebody clip it.
Why don't we join Jerkman?
Sweet the light mr. Son came off any spot at me
What a sweet treat what a sweet delight
Happy for friend to do
For you and me
And is for anywhere at any time at all down here in the deep blue sea
I
Immediately I hope you get shot
30 times I want to watch I quit 30 fucking times
I thought peanut was still back
It's okay, Gigi want to know he's fucked no actually one to one I killed her on the other day
Yeah, one one one one one one one one one one one one one one
I'm glad I made you show all your shit now, coconut, fuck yourself.
I'm glad you- I'm glad you- I'm glad you-
My cock is so hard. I'm so happy right now.
I'm gonna watch that clip and come tonight.
Thank you, peanut. Thank you.
Thank you, my friend. Thank you so much.
Oh, God, this makes me so happy.
Literally died.
Literally died right now.
now is the game of course. This is the best day. I'm so happy.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen. You're gonna go for another 5 or 10 minutes of jerking
in a corner while Jinji kills people and then Jinji is gonna miss one guy. That's all we
need. Just one. Just one guy. And he's gonna come around with a fucking whopper. He's gonna
You're right. That happened. You motherfucker. Oh God. Oh, I think I can't get any better
I'm depressed this is the best
Hey, I'm gonna spark it and cheers John
Hey, cheers everybody not here's that you I'm making it. She is I'm making it
So which is the coconut is about to die the coconut potential and inevitable
Hey, hey, hey, cheers everybody!
What a fucking great place!
They're choosing me, they're choosing me, not you. They're choosing me!
What? Chey, what?
I'm coming back, hold on.
We just flare out, Chey, and get out of here?
Oh wait, but we're, uh, rubles.
Oh, rubles.
You'll be 400,000 rubles, you motherfucker.
Is there a dead guy talking right now? Cause I can't, it smells like bitch in here. I can't hear him.
I think there's a dead guy talking.
Okay, hey, hey, hey, you're breaking the RP, buddy. You're breaking the RP. You're dead.
I'm gonna break your asshole wide open.
You keep talking me like that.
Take this!
I'm coming back.
I think I just yelled.
Okay, I kind of need to put my arm back on, so let's go back upstairs.
Copy that, Captain.
Captain Genji, I just want to commemorate you on a fantastic kill of Pina.
The accuracy, the sheer tenacity, the explosivity, incredible.
It was a good shot.
It was a great shot.
It was a fantastic kill.
Impressive shot.
We didn't get Genji a purple medal.
Genji, I will genuinely buy you.
Any Pokemon guard you want if you empty your magazine in the coconut right now
He's gonna fucking dig it, don't do it
I don't care if it's a fucking Mewtwo, or uh, or uh, or uh, or uh
Charizard Dragon
If you empty your mag into coconut
Don't fucking kill me, don't fucking kill me, don't do it, don't do it
I'm just kidding, those guys get too expensive.
I'm just kidding.
I will get you...
I'll get you... You know that thing I got for your birthday?
All those 200 packs?
I'll double it. I'll double it.
I will double it if you empty your bag into coconut right now.
Digi, please don't do it. Please.
Don't fucking do it, Digi. Don't do this.
I will...
I will end Digi!
Yeah, I'm your karate kid.
You want his back?
I can shoot that motherfucker right now!
No, it's Jiji.
Don't fucking do it, Jiji, please.
I'm your karate kid, Jiji.
I hate that.
No, I'm Mr. Miyagi.
I'm Kill Karate Kid.
You fucking scared me.
Fuck you, coconut.
I'm not doing it.
Look at that.
That's that's a woman of honor right there peanut. Okay.
An honor.
You don't make you a woman of honor.
As soon as I get the next baby pal,
don't fucking do that.
Let me tell you,
I'm not gonna make you.
I'm the prettiest woman in the world.
I never get to make you.
But the prettiest lady in the world makes a red coconut.
Don't do it.
Peter, are you an ally or not?
What? I'm one.
You're an ally?
I'm stop Asian hate.
Of course I'm an ally!
I'm PORN!
EXCEPT FOR COCONUT!
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious?
I'm just kidding of course.
I want a Twitter post on me.
Oh shit, yeah, you gotta be careful with those.
Gotta be careful.
Gotta be real careful.
Some guy with a neck beard will make a Reddit post about me 15 paragraphs long.
Oh, it's gonna be...
It's like you could...
It's like you destroyed an entire nation or something.
It's like I may pop to fucking nation.
You're literally just a peanut playing game, and you've got like 500 chromosomes. Why are they so bad?
Yeah, I don't know why I had that bad vibe.
You're literally the most...
I was completely unnecessary.
The dumbest motherfucker, why are they so intimidating?
Me! Me!
You've been made in yourself last round, buddy! That's how you die, you motherfucker!
I'm just a spy. Guys, I need comms, please.
Oh shit, I need to get you out of here.
I didn't hear this guy.
I'm coming captain. I'm coming. Oh, he's somebody else come with it. No
Pretty sure there's one more
JJ
Jamie
You ain't got no legs
Where are you today? You don't this is don't come down here. Don't come down here. Okay. I ain't coming down. I come down
wait, maybe I did kill them all
god, you're real smite this coconut fucker down! smite him down!
okay, I think we did kill them all
yeah, we did, we got them
oh, that's an enemy, that's an enemy, kill him!
that's a bad guy no no that's the scab
where's his body where's his body
P-Tuber P-Tuber P-Tuber body P-Tuber
how does coconut outlive you when there's a new player in the kitchen
coconut's got new player luck and main character stamina
also I'm talking practice for Genji
Dearing your eyes, breaking your parents' teeth.
I have braces to say I busted a nut when I fucked your mom tonight.
There he is!
Did you see it?
I haven't even- I haven't even done it.
Did he actually find it?
I- I think-
What?
His body, his body is the other one.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, there he is.
What the hell is going on?
Look out here!
Oh!
Tony, you better not be fucking by this body!
You're that, you're that.
Oh!
Body!
Fins as in scent.
Hey P, my girlfriend Samantha has to see the doctor if he's feeling really anxious.
What words of wisdom do you have for her?
Pass she's scared of tomatoes!
Oh my, okay that's, there's my flag.
I have no idea how to respond to that I have no idea how to respond to that
I
Don't know why I have no idea how to respond to that
You know, I'm a club coconuts be okay, just to watch it get out of here
I'm just gonna like fade from my bad peanut bad peanuts. We can't watch this just so we can watch the life fade from his eyes
We mm-hmm. I
I want to I want to watch the light fade. I want I want the light to be there and then no longer be there
Don't come here. Oh, that's a Gucci pipe
No, Gucci, but I don't know go to the room over the room. Yeah, I'm a little bit delayed
I can see what they're at the white pipe the white pipe going up to the ceiling Gucci pipe Gucci pipe
Are you fucking salt?
You eat pencils or something
Were you one of those fucking kids?
That fucking did suck your finger, there's pencil sharpeners
You just go back
You're one of those fucking kids that's stuck out their butt
I can use right now, I can use some hella fresh, go gokunut BHFCW
That's what I can use right now, I can use some hella fresh
Go gokunut BHFCW
That's what I need right now
You don't dare to have a French chat.
Peanuts, you can eat them.
They got some peanuts and some of the meals, no shit.
Also, I support speed.
Wait, Gigi, where'd you go?
Okay, come here, Coco.
Come outside.
Okay, come upstairs.
Could you bite, could you bite?
Come upstairs.
I'm gonna, we're gonna do something, okay?
Uh-huh, you hear that peanut butter, do something.
And you're not here because you're dead
because she killed you.
You no longer exist.
You're done.
Well, I'm not going to be able to do this part
and get both of us out.
So. Oh, fuck. OK.
I got a lot good.
So I want to know how much I'm preying on your downfall.
Good.
I've never put on anyone's downfall more than yours right now.
Coco, where are you?
I hope you die the most vicious, violent,
horrific, fiery death than anyone has ever died.
I hope you explode.
I hope you don't explode.
You don't mean that.
I mean that.
You love me.
Admit it.
You don't love me.
Fuck yourself.
Die.
No, this is going to be kind of a difficult part, okay?
Okay.
I've never seen anyone take this route. What's going on over here gonna be something different that you've never seen before
All right, that's what my uncle told me. It wasn't that good
Gonna happen slaughter
All we shit
What the fuck?
What just can you cheese cheese cheese and you're gonna have to look up
I'm gonna wait till you clear the top and then fall off my action and die
No, no, I'm gonna meet up with the discord and watch this in full HD. I'll be back
Okay.
I'm gonna be doing part three and watch this in full HD.
Okay, okay.
Please, please, please.
It's like a, you have to look up and you both.
Please, please, I'm gonna fall at the very top.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Most because I don't have, damn.
I mean, you did this from the start.
Did you, oh, you bolted up nice.
Oh, he's waiting for me to get up and...
Okay.
How hard is it to play a YouTube video?
He's not even streaming it.
Hey besides, can't you see, just like flies look out, here comes the spying man.
Just keep spinning, just keep pressing the...
It sounds like I'm in an off-brand Wal-Mart on a road trip.
I don't recognize this tune at all.
I'm gonna drive you to take a look over...
Wait, I do what I want!
And they go to spier man, in the cheer of the night, at the scene of a crime.
Is that my dungeon too?
Do you have your, um, do you have your
vote? Your vote is on your
great power comes with responsibility. Maybe I gotta stand like
this way. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Have them do that at the top. Have them do that.
Have him do that at the top. Wait, hold on. I think I gotta do this. I gotta say here. Have him do that at the top!
Jesus. Have him do that at the top!
I got it it's the same way I got up this one right Genji yeah oh take your helmet
off. Oh my god.
Hey, what?
Don't follow that.
Have it.
I want to have the top.
Oh my god.
Have to do that at the top.
Please.
I won't ask for anything for five minutes is 24. Okay, if he falls off at the top
Just keep looking go go go in the corner. Okay, just keep looking up. Go go go in the corner
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes
Well, I gotta read your stand real quick. Hold on. Yep. Don't just don't look down. Don't look down. I will look down
Yep, I won't look down and keep pressing forward keep pressing
Let's ask to regenerate Simna faster
Let's ask to regenerate Simna faster. No, no, no, don't don't listen to him
Okay, nice, okay, okay, okay
on this side
come on, come on, come on
keep looking to the left
yeah, the left
fuck!
no! yes! yes!
yes!
oh my god
I don't do anything
I just slipped through the floor
let's go!
Okay, you know
I'll get back up
One more guy real quick and come back and get you. Oh my god
Look down. Are you are you not allowed to look down? Where you fall shit? Did I?
What happened?
Wait, no, no, no, please don't say I just oh
My gosh, are we kidding did I go up one?
very fascinating, very fascinating, hmm, ah, that reminds me, I have a tip, a piece of advice
to give coconut, it's at the top, completely unrelated, no need to worry about it, no need
to worry completely unrelated, I don't remember how many it is, but he won't even think about
and just remember if it's if I we go up two or three
oh it's four okay that's why
I'm hate watching so hard right now
Fuck you, coconut.
Oh, peanut.
I know you're listening to me.
Don't worry.
Fall off the roof and die.
Fuck, I need food, man.
I don't think I have any food.
Oh, Gingy, do you have any food by chance?
Why are you dead? Cause Gingy shot me in the face!
Yeah, just gotta-
Why is he even my fault this time?
Got it.
My fault this time.
What is he going?
How?
And?
How was the kitchen?
If the couple can waste enough time, they'll die simply by not getting to the next day.
Oh, there we go.
There's all I wish for there's all I wish for death upon coconut death upon coconut a
Fiery hell a fiery hell coconut is thrown down do
He's sweating holy shit here this oh
Oh.
In game of course.
In the game?
And the game of course.
What the hell is it?
Who gonna turn around to your left?
Oh God.
Who gonna turn around to your left?
I don't know what he's at either.
He he he he he he.
Oh God.
Oh
My god
Where's more food? Oh
Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, the twin don't find that there was some on YouTube. Thank you, man. Appreciate that
Water
water. Okay. Hey, that's what that's what. Oh, we're good. We're good. Mm hmm. That's
what I love. I love. And I would love to have a kitchen like this in real life, chat. Holy
shit, dude. I got open ass kitchen like this. This is incredible. Makes them like dishes
and steaks and stuff like that. Maybe like a, you know, let's chef it up type shit, you
know, what about them? It's a big kitchen. You know, I mean, commercial kitchen. You
I'm getting fucked over because I have this stupid extra gun on my back
And I keep we want to do is want to go left and then left
What you want to do is want to go left and then left left
Down that hallway that deal to the left
Left go down that hallway that deal to the left down the hallway take it on the left
when you go straight all the way through the
was it a lot
when you go straight all the way through those
doors in the land and you would have all
the way to the left
and you would have all the way down the
hallway and take a left
left fucking second
wait a fucking second
okay I was anything this guy fucking
says what the fuck
good work boys
Good work.
Oh, there we go.
Good work, Paul.
Dude, am I going to get a perpetual fucking whooper?
Oh.
Who the fuck sent those bits?
OK.
Come on, find him!
Find him!
Where the hell are they fucking right now?
Dude, where am I?
You want to go down that hallway a day later?
Where am I?
Oh my god, dude, oh my god.
You want to go down that hallway a day later?
Shut up, shut up, get out of my head.
Get out.
Wait.
I'm back, Gigi!
Gigi?
I'm all the way above you.
Oh, fuck.
Do I have to come up?
No, no, no, no.
Just stay down there.
I'm trying to find a way to get you here.
You like toss me out a ladder or some shit?
No, I can't.
Am I going to get up then?
I'll get up, Genji. I got this.
I got this.
Forest Gump song.
I got this.
As Forest Gump said,
stupid is as stupid does
I'm coming Bobo
Please, because if you go any further it's actually gonna break something and I don't want you to do that
I'm kind of doing something to get you back where I'm at
Should I just stay down here?
Yeah just stay there it's okay
I think we're doing our work.
All CSR's things.
That was not necessary at the end.
That was not necessary.
It was Dennis's last threatening
that the last shit I took, it wasn't even bloody.
That's good to hear.
That means you have a clean bill of health.
Man, I would.
It means you have a clean bill of health.
Can you give me more promise
than being a punch-sized character in the playtime?
That's not even true.
He's bored.
Is this what it feels like to be an STC?
I feel like I'm just like a fucking side character in the story, so like...
There's a good bid donation. That's a good bid donation right there.
You are a loser and you always will be.
Well, he ain't wrong.
Gotcha!
The IP that guy immediately
Why does he keep I'm gonna mute peanut dude
Hey, we do nothing
I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna mute peanut. Hello. Hello, buddy. How you doing boss?
Hey, how you doing boss? How you doing?
Don't you dare move me coconut. I can help you out
Hey, can I do anything? No
Okay, God, I can use them hello fresh right now code coconut BHFCW
God, I can use them hello fresh right now code coconut BHFCW I
Could I
I can help out you you won't be able to get where I'm at. I mean if you want to try to keep climbing up go ahead
I may not be smart Gigi. I know what help is
Wait, I'll come then. I'm coming Gigi!
I don't know where I'm coming
I'm coming, okay, hold on
Where's the, uh, the whole thing, uh, to open the door?
Let him go, let him go
Come on, bitch
Come on
Find the proof that I'm used to it
Let him go, boys, let him go
They don't even matter
I can beat a game from outside the club
I really will kill my kitty!
It doesn't count this time!
you
Wait, are you up?
I'm up!
And it's stuck!
You want more up?
I'm for it!
This is the problem though, you have to go up more stuff now too.
Okay, hold on.
I'm...
Thank you, Dwight.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dwight. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I thank you.
I'm almost to the end of the backtrack.
I don't really want to say that word. I don't really want to say that word.
Yeah, I see. You have to go all the way around and go...
It's going to be so difficult.
What's the order of the race music plague?
You have to look down and I went to the right.
When I went to the right.
He's not falling for it.
I'm calling in the plane right now and I'm going to try to come back and get you right
now.
Five minutes, boys.
He's gonna wait out five more minutes.
That's him. Five minutes. Five minutes.
Do I should I climb all the way up, Genji? Towards the white?
Oh my gosh, I cannot come get you because the door is locking closed.
Okay.
You have to- Okay, so you have to go onto the side and there's gonna be-
I'm on the side.
Wait, why is-
I'm on the side. It's not charged. Wait, it's bugged out. Well, it's bugged out.
Our extract isn't coming out. A wise peta didn't see that one, a wise peta didn't see that one.
I used the green flare, and it's coming. A very wise peta. I have a green flare.
I have one. Yeah, but I shot it. I think. First time not to, but secondly, I don't think you can say that.
I'm on the fourth floor I went right and I took another right
okay all right there's no way a guy named Pellet
You just made that account did you just make that account? Oh my gosh
Fucking one
I don't know who this we is
I don't feel like a winner I
Don't feel like a winner dude. Oh my gosh
There's no fucking way that this happens.
Oh my gosh.
you
I don't know what to do with it.
They put you in the trailer.
No way. They put coconut B in the trailer.
Like I don't yeah
We got out of the chat
That means that the chat really I'm actually now I'm actually kind of
Nervous hey, why are you nervous? Did we just get like what armored like we didn't have to extract
We made it!
Oh my gosh, we survived.
What? Armored?
We survived!
Hey, fuck you, peanut!
We made it!
Oh my gosh, we survived.
What?!
We survived!
Yep.
We survived.
Hey, fuck you, peanut!
What?!
Yep.
We survived.
I have all your stuff, peanut.
What do you mean you survived?
You're done.
You're gone.
I have to make you a new gun.
We survived.
Oh my god there's no way there was a server shut down due to an update in the middle of
that raid and that's why you just fucking survived that yeah we're cool and you're not
buddy let's go we made it let's freaking go let's go gg oh actually fuck
both of you oh my god I'm gonna do a barbecue tomorrow I'm gonna cook the
whole damn day what's the couple the cookout yeah buddy not your cook guys
We don't eat the same thing I
Cannot believe that you what kind of dumb luck is that what kind of dumb luck is that oh
Water buddy, it's cuz we're cool
We're just cool
KOOL pussy
I'm good now
I'm gonna get off. Don't get off. Don't get off. Anyways
Don't get off. He died. I'm good now. I'll get up. No
It's it's up died. It's off died
You want at least come to my Korean barbecue night? Oh, I don't want to come to your Korean party. You know
But I but I wanted to cook for you files. I
Just what I just saw you spend half an hour
climbing up a virtual boat wall
Yeah, you saw me spider-man up the fucking wall like Peter fucking Barca buddy. All right. I was back
You know literally I
Could literally throw a dead pregnant cat at a keyboard and it would be a better teammate than you
I could literally put a dead pregnant cat in a catapult and launch him at a keyboard
And it would do better than you in this game
Hey, hey, who survived ice trick or who didn't scoreboard
You're into my shit, it looks like you got lucky with a server shutdown!
Go board, pussy!
My game doesn't even start.
My game won't start.
Is it not working for you guys either?
My game won't even start right now.
Update broke the game.
Not working please.
and reset my whole entire task line for icebreaker.
I was
I was born by the river.
I actually get over the game.
I cannot believe that just happened.
It just keeps saying unable to take the client version.
Please take the client updates.
Now we're going to be ability.
Hmm
I'm gonna do an integrity check with a kid
What is going on did you keep all your shit too?
Oh my god. Oh my god, Gigi. Oh my god. This is the best day ever. Let me get this straight.
Dude, look at all the streamers do that thing.
We go to, we go to Shoreline and try to go to Icebreaker. Gigi, if we get your money.
Well, here we leave. We go to Shoreline again to go to Icebreaker and coconut gets mauled.
After an hour and a half we finally all get to the icebreaker. Five minutes there, Jinji
fairly murders me. And then you guys spend half an hour climbing up a boat wall. The
server shuts down, you guys win by default and my game is broken in half. What a fantastic
time. Who do I make the check out to? Who do I make the check out to? What do I put on
the sent to line.
Because someone deserves an award.
What has happened tonight?
I deserve an award.
And I went outside feeling so extra extastified.
It's a big day.
You do have to admit, though, that shot was pretty good on you.
that could urge a laces
mm-hmm
it looks like a bot next time
hey guys, we're still 24 hours on 7 days to die
actually, it's on fire as fuck
and kind of good, we did nothing the last time
dude, we need to finish it, why have we been in line?
we did absolutely nothing, we were up running lights
we finally, so we actually made the outfits
so we don't, we're not coughing and we can stay out in the desert
And then you would your dr. Mingus thing was like six hours or did you collapse the entire base?
That's all I remember from the seven days to die in spring. No, I collapse you time base three times
Now my game is broken. I literally can't play it. So I think this is the perfect time to go on
Peanut can I tell you something? Go ahead? I
Just want to say you made my day today. Thank you
how did I make you David Davis you just make me happy peanut I mean it has
nothing to do with me dying there in the last raid by Gigi maybe a little bit
Thank you, coconut.
All right, I'm getting up.
Huh?
It allows me that we can beat-
Wait, did you restart your launcher?
No, mine kicked me out.
Okay, see, mine shows I have to open my- reopen my- close out my launcher, reopen it, and download an update.
Yeah, I downloaded the update, and it won't start.
I
Wait hold on wait no no nevermind. Okay. Yeah, no it doesn't it doesn't work. It's how I get
Has anybody fixed it as we figure out how to fix it
My game starting right now I downloaded the update
Wait, let me know if you get an error
is it actually showing like the phone why do you have to say that right whenever I get the error
that's wild I got one guy saying turn off smooth motion in the media out of that
I don't know. I have no idea. I can't start the game. It just keeps giving me this air
over and over again. I'm trying it a bunch of times right now.
I think it's a good one.
That's you've seen it.
Wait, let me let me get the
Twitter.
Let me get the Twitter.
We see it.
Oh, you guys, what Twitter do you
go to for updates on this?
Is it Nikita or is it surrogate
games?
I see games.
Let me see.
That's the game says.
Yeah, yeah, yeah butter in my peanuts you got me thick now I'm saying
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't see anything on the Twitter. We take the key to
No, I'll be no one's watching anything
Please dial the update via the launch of the game will not be stopped, but on updated service raid time may reduce to 10 minutes
During the installation of the update raid search time may be longer than usual
The transit icebreaker location has been moved closer to a beginning of the p.m. By blue fence windows the number of cases of transit camping
Oh, yeah, oh nice
Several geometry changes were made to the icebreaker location
I'm not sure what they're doing.
They just passed what you guys are doing.
They just passed it.
They just passed it right now.
It's gonna be fair just to hear me out.
Every single streamer's been doing that since day one.
And then they finally fix it when you're streaming and they watch someone do it.
That's crazy.
It took your stream for them to fix that.
I don't think that's, I think it was just.
I would like, I would like a battle.
You like that?
That's bullshit.
I would like some money.
How am I gonna see that bullshit?
We ain't got no bullshit.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
We see you go go.
I was gonna say, I think we all deserve some money
from the escape from Tarkov to have some Patrick.
Like like ten dollars. I know you're here buddy. I know you're new buddy
I know you're new here pal. Uh-huh. That ain't ever gonna happen
Why not
Buddy, I don't even have a streamer mode on this game yet
Hey, what the fuck this is remote on Tarkov. There's streamer mode and only like five guys got it
Wait, what? Yeah
same remote. What? You got some of the
Yeah, I got to ask Apple for it.
Who? Apple.
I guess that's
dude. What?
Guy who ran Apple.
Huh? Who? What do you say?
What do you say?
The dev name Apple.
The stupid name. Is that right?
That's literally who you talked to Tina when you got that that was who I told you to talk to I
Don't know anybody named Apple. I
Was hoping I could maybe reach out to banana or orange those guys are hurt a very reasonable
RC let me see if I could DM cucumber real quick see if you can give me the steamer mode
Yeah, see if you can fit my
Yeah, that's
This apple is real name is that Russian is that something in Russia?
No, it's just it might be some Russian shit. Yeah, that's why some Russian shit
It's my Russian shit maples. It's like code words. Yeah code word. Probably like a GB times shit
I probably call each other fruits
Pita is ten times cooler than a name like apple
Oh, so it is.
Yeah, you're a coconut, bitch.
What?
Excuse me?
Yeah, I said it.
I said it.
Go to hell.
Coconuts are way cooler than peanuts.
Coconuts are getting refined unless you're
on a deserted island.
Peanuts, you can go to any store in the United States
and find them with those, buddy.
Yeah, guess what?
If you're on a deserted island, you're
going to want to drink coconuts because they're
high in potassium, calcium, and high in hydration,
and give you tons of calories.
What the hell does a peanut do?
I'm just trying to dash him about to put in your butt, all right pal?
Oh, well.
Fuck yourself.
Well, those are fucking awesome.
And guess what?
Have you ever had coconut water?
It's very hydrating.
I've had it.
I've had coconut water.
It's not that good.
All right.
It's not that good.
Are you fucking kidding me here?
I'm a coconut racist.
You're a coconut racist.
That's right.
I like almonds more.
What?
Yeah.
I like almonds more.
go way better than with alcohol let me see what let me see what the comments here are let me see
let me read the comments on this um who's he for fuck sake sorry all right here we go sorry
for fucking fuck sake i was in the middle in the fucking beginning of fucking ice maker run
after being fucking camped in the fucking transit at the
something boat and the raid time it goes to 9.59 right after killing the motherfucking rogues for
motherfucking sake that is Pablo Espinoza wow oh she has a way with words he has a way with words
that's incredible here is Jake you broke the game again what are we doing
Let's see here
Hmm
Let's see here. Let's see here
Thank you for constantly ruining my game with constant updates. You are the only game which does this
Go fuck yourself. That is mr. Soba fly mr. Soba fly everyone
Can you read me a book while I go to sleep pop pop? Yes? Yes, I can but first we finish these Twitter comments under the update post
Y'all are fucking idiots the first the thing with PDE yesterday and now we can't launch the game
Sal says this game is a fucking joke
I swear every update they break the game or they make it worse
I can't even be mad anymore and a while. That was mr. Sal. This is Salvador
See here
You guys tried to fix spider-man, but broke the game and said that's
Actually so
Don't break that's actually what that guy's actually on the nail that guy hit the nail on that
You see if I can find another one here, let's see here. Let's see if we have another enlightened
gentleman here
another enlightened gentleman
the bird peanut this is your fault the fuck is that who wrote that show it by
I ain't that man.
Man, that doesn't fucking right now.
I ain't do nothing.
Sucks I can't show my speed while I'm scrolling Twitter,
but as a wise man once said,
you're one scroll away from seeing the end
when at any moment.
So, kinda gotta keep it under the wraps.
to keep it out of the way they doing this for peanut only god damn it guys
they're not doing it for me I guy I wasn't even doing it it was these two
fuck asses
peanut if you're reading this you're awesome dude hold on wait a second hold
Hold up, wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute, hold up.
Wait a second, hold on, wait a second,
hold on, wait a minute, wait a second,
hold on, wait a minute, wait a second, hold on.
That guy's just speaking in Chinese.
It's actually Mandarin.
I love you, hey!
All right, these comments are getting pretty good.
These comments are getting pretty good.
All right, all right, we're picking up Steve.
We're picking up Steve.
We're picking up Steve here.
Hey, I love you, Peter.
Hey, we're picking up Steve.
We're picking up Steve.
Okay, now this is all, this is all me.
This is Peter's fault for game breaking.
Pina, death all your fault, Pina loves Pina's.
Hi, Pina, hi.
He does, that's true.
Hi, Mr. Fish Egg.
All right.
Okay, the last of ones is just all Hi Pina.
All right, I'm gonna try to open my game one more time.
If it works, I'm in.
If not, I'm good to have him get the burger.
Oh, wanna go get, Pina, please don't kill me
when we won't in, bro.
Peter, can you promise me you won't kill me if we play again?
What?
I won't kill you, guys.
Promise me, man, please.
Please, Peter.
Peter, Peter, stop.
I'm not even looking at your stream.
I know you're looking at your chat right now.
I know you're looking at them right in the fucking eyes with their
beautiful, luscious, gazing blue eyes with their mouth wide open for this cock.
You better knock it off.
You better stop it right fucking now.
oh close that fucking
I'm gonna take your life
no don't kill me please
Pina I got a million dollars
now take your life I'm gonna take your life
I'm gonna see the life drain from your eyes
Pina please
Pina please don't kill me
please don't kill me Pina please
I got a million I got a million rubles on my body
I need a million rubles
my gear
my gear my man
I got a million on my fit you feel me
I got a really up my fit. I got you. Hey, buddy. You ain't that
drippy. Oh, oh, oh. You ain't that you ain't that you ain't that
drippy. You ain't that you ain't that drippy. I'm out. I'm
tripped out.
Skylar game is up. Check Twitter. Check Twitter ways. Game
out. I'm sorry. My game. I'm here. The game is up. It's
Okay, I'm working down.
Okay.
I got one guy.
All right, good enough.
No.
I'm getting up.
All right.
Have a good one, boys.
Have a good one.
Good play with you guys.
GGs.
GGs guys.
GGs.
I'm getting more than actually it does work,
but I'm getting off anyway.
Have a good burger fee.
Have a good night.
Well, I just want to know if I'm getting one guy.
I have to know.
I have to know if I'm getting one guy.
I have to know.
I just restart my launcher.
Let's see.
Let's see, beep, let's see, beep.
Oh, there is an update.
I got an update.
You got another update?
I'll tell you another update?
Yeah, I got two updates.
Did they really just do this because of our Spider-Man
session?
Jiji, is that?
I can't believe this.
Don't think so.
No, there's no way.
The timing was, it was unbelievable.
I felt so cool up there in the sky, Gingy.
I felt like Batman's.
I always wondered why Batman like,
you can't fly, right?
I always wondered why he goes all the way up
on a skyscraper and just stands there.
I get it now.
He does his parents again.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and get it off.
See you guys.
Have a good one.
See you later.
Good night, gang.
I'm getting to be on a move in France.
You guys will never see me again.
I'm coming you're never gonna get rid of me buddy. No, I'm getting the fattest BBL and I'm moving to the heart of France
You would never see me. I can recognize you recognize those hips anywhere. I'll find no I got no problem finding
No, you can go to the depths of hell. I thought you there my god will be incredible
You would not recognize it. I could recognize that ass anywhere. No matter what shape that peanut ass
I can recognize that ass.
Go to the bank, go get it.
Did I get it?
All right, gang, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
Have a good night, boys.
Have a good night.
I'm going to go get a quick burger, a quick burger.
and then take a shit.
Good night everyone.
Have a good night everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night boys, have a good night now.
Good night.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Rest up now, rest easy now, gang.
Good.
I died.
Good night.
Good night now.
Have a good night, everyone.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Rest up.
Rest easy now, gang.
Have a good night.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Rest up.
Rest easy now, gang.
Have a good one.
Have a good night now, gang.
Go on.
All right, guys.
Good night.
Get out of here!
Get out!
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