you
You
happy slur Saturday you fucking I hope everybody is having a fantastic day
alright sir my team how are you boys doing on this fine Saturday
coming how you boys doing oh yes yes yes how are you boys doing I'm not doing
it for tonight
as perhaps a discussion perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps in a little in a little in a little
uh or I tell you why does the YouTube keep pausing the chat and just keep pausing for
me for some reason there we go there we go yes boys I think we have finally convinced
mr. Cloak see himself to come play with us coincidental it's on a Saturday who would
have thought who would have thought who would have thought who would have thought oh big
surprise oh my god look at me I'm surprised big surprise big surprise who
thought I mean you can't be I already started drinking only about a corner of
the model though jeez boys jeans of course you guys any that's right that's
right boys we're playing with mr. hutch and mr. closey day I'm out of money yet
again I don't know how the fuck that's possible for those you guys that weren't
here yesterday we literally have like a five million dollar raid on icebreaker
and the game glitzed and wouldn't let me leave it wouldn't let me leave so we're
poor again we're poor yet again we have almost no money well under the one
million want fantastic what a sweet treat I'm a lucky boy fan fucking
testing tonight tonight we are getting rich tonight we are getting rich and we
are seeing you may not even do it all only on the icebreaker side we made we
He makes more than options, he makes more than options.
Let me see what Mr. Hunter's up to.
Let, far poor.
That's still 990,000 rules, that's pretty good.
That's a respectable number.
That is a respectable number.
The greed, guys, it wasn't even greed
that got me killed on Icebreaker.
It was a legitimate glitch in the game.
It was, for those of you that don't know,
there was 20 seconds left in the raid.
I had a backpack so full that I literally couldn't move with it.
So I had to drop it, pick it back up, drop it, pick it back up.
I got to the helicopter, 12 seconds left,
and the interact button wasn't there.
The button to leave, it simply wasn't there, gentlemen.
You can check the button.
It wasn't greed that got us killed.
It wasn't greed.
Did you hear some beat-a-eat?
You're beat-a-eat it, boys.
You didn't bring money?
I had money, I had money.
Wrong side, there is no wrong side.
It's a helicopter, you dumb bitch.
What helicopter do you know has a door on only one side?
Name it, name it.
Name the helicopter, name the helicopter
with a door on one side.
Name it, name it.
That's right.
Every helicopter, you didn't even spell helicopter right.
Let me tell you, all right,
you're the guy helping me with my Microsoft computer.
You're the guy, that's the guy right there.
Chinook.
Oh wait, oh wait, I think it's Chinook does.
Okay, all right, you got me there, but it wasn't a Chinook.
It wasn't a Chinook, I do believe actually,
I think about it, doesn't have a,
I don't think it has a door on either side.
I think it's just the back door.
Hmm, hmm, Black Hawk?
No, Black Hawk has one on either side.
Fuck you, fuck you, let me give you a sign.
Let me give you a sign.
Let me tell you boys, it's gonna be a good Saturday.
It is gonna be a good Saturday, I'm feeling good.
I got a new six pack, nice and crispy cold.
Oh my goodness.
It's gonna be a good one.
It is gonna be a good one, boys.
It is gonna be a good one.
Let me give it a shot, let me give it a shot.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
I moved my Discord channels around, one second.
Oh, he's not there yet.
Where is he?
You still in that call with Landmark?
Oh, hold on, I gotta join the call with him
with Landmark, give me a second.
Watch my back for a second. Yep, Scott minus
He was a dirty stinky fork
That's okay plus one plus one for the quest
Everybody
How are you on this five died boys?
You're good. I isn't it good. Very good. It was a beautiful day. A beautiful day.
Beautiful day. I was just sitting here with the buglins ready to run for whatever you office times
Alrighty, I will be out very shortly. I'm gonna go get work. I get a coaxia here. All right
Probably take 30 minutes. Yep. Yep. See you later gig
All right, buh-bye.
All right, be a quiet hunch, be a quiet hunch.
Now it's time to call for security.
Let me see what he's up to. Is he still streaming?
Is he still streaming? I'm telling you.
This fucker is hard to nail down.
Is he still streaming? Let me see.
Oh, my God. He's being some type of samurai.
That's 117?
Does that say 117?
117?
Jesus Christ.
Christ, you would do worse now.
Eeeeeee!
That's Triple Dinger's body.
Matt, look at that.
It's a moose.
I can beat the fuck out of a moose.
I can beat the literal shit out of a moose any day,
Raider's Eye.
So I kinda wanna see how he does here.
Hold on, wait a second, hold on.
Hold on, wait, hold on, hold on, let's...
Well, hold on, wait a second, let's hold on, wait a second.
Hold on, let's do it right here.
Let's do it right here, hold on, wait, let's go down here.
It's good.
Oh, once again? Just gonna miss, huh? Okay, then he kicks you in the ass.
Okay, so, I have to jump attack this.
Jump attack on the bush.
James, then he takes again.
I should run out of-
Hitching method. Wiffle?
Uh, dude.
You can fight?
Bad at fucking these types of games.
how am I a chat one two dunk dodge okay it's so simple one two dodge
He's got a couple of hits. He's got a couple of hits going.
Okay. One, one, Dodge, Dodge, Jump.
Bang. Okay. We're getting it.
Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right.
He's cooking. He's cooking. He's cooking. He's cooking.
He's cooking. He's cooking. He's cooking.
Wait, what? He's doing something different this time.
Hey. Dodge. Dodge.
Jump!
Okay!
What are we doing out here?
Aim for the head, bro.
You say you got to know how to aim for anything?
He is in full mental capacity.
He is in maximum mental capacity right now, boys.
I fucking whiffed!
Don't disturb him!
That number's changing
numbers change at the top by here very soon. Add 7, turn into an 8 here in about two minutes
here. Okay, this doesn't seem too hard. I'm just
asked. Oh, oh, he does it, he does it, he does it.
Oh, come on, come on. Oh, oh, he's setting the fire, he's setting the fire.
Whoo guys how many
How many you posted it again?
Only four I see it. I see it. Yes. Oh, I see that I see that
Okay, I think run through him and touch his ass you and I believe I think that's a great
I'm pretty easy
Thank goodness
your face to this that's your face to is it and that's actually big one is your
face to is your face to others what no yes no yes please God please God if
you're gonna have a phase two of the moves get him to beat it and then there's
two pages please give me a face so much water
Ted this isn't a main boss right? This is a side boss?
So phase 2 are you sure?
This is an easy boss?
He might actually have this, but he's on 20% health and he's got 3 more bottles.
I think he's got this, I think he's got this.
okay this is pretty fucking easy please die please die please die please die please die
Please
He's doing it
one more hit, go to your
first try, that was fucking easy
okay well tell him I'll join in a second
is he playing with landmark? I wanna play
oh yeah, yeah
there we go, there we go, I spit him, I spit him
hmm
get in here, okay
that was really easy we got it, we got it now that was really easy
I think you've enjoyed this room right here
wait, wait, wait, wait, we've tried some, we've tried some
join streamer waiting room
there we go, there we go
oh, there we go, there we go, oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
we got it, we've got it, we got it
after the epic moose battle
oh, there he is
Mr. Cloak!
Hey, how are you doing?
Hey buddy, good!
How are you?
That was an epic moose fight, Kloaksy.
That was epic.
Okay, that was so...
That was like one of the easiest bosses.
You can tell.
Yeah.
170 dies.
Okay, I...
No, that's just total.
That's one to 17 total, dickhead.
How many times did you die to the moose?
That was my first time.
That was my first time fighting it.
Swear on everything.
I
Know and then the second dude this is my then the second boss I three shot it
Reshot it. Yeah, three shots the second boss Godbrick or whatever
Relations, but the first guy died like 70 times the girl. Well, you hop it in. Are you hoppin in?
Yeah, I'm hoppin in. Let me go to we go save real quick. Well, we start one one without doing it. Oh, no
I'll just close out what I have to get fuck you want to do it do a scab without me
Do a scab you a scab? Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna do a quick scab
Okay, I'm
Poor man like homeless. I I have less
I'm boys fuck I promise you I promise you we being hunched are even born if you if you're poor we attend that boy I
Have like three mil now. I've got I don't even have one meal, buddy
Ready?
Okay, what?
How?
Well, okay, this time I actually have a legitimate reason.
Yesterday I had a $5 million backpack.
And the game-
You had $5 million in your backpack?
Yes, there was a full icebreaker run
with 20 seconds left.
I ran to the helicopter and, watch that, I couldn't even run.
I was in red weight.
I only needed to drop the backpack
to get to the helicopter,
drop it, pick it up, drop it, pick it up.
And I got to the helicopter with 12 seconds left
and it glids, it wouldn't let me get on one.
Really?
Wait, that's that new map, right?
That's a new map, that's a new map, yeah.
That's a new map.
That's fun.
Oh yeah, it's fantastic, it's fantastic.
Bro, I've been doing it, I've been just loading in
with a pistol and then killing all the cleanup crew guys
with a pistol and then getting insane to do.
Oh yeah, that's a good technique.
Have you done that question yet?
Have you completed it?
Uh, no.
Oh.
Okay.
Bro, I don't have,
I don't have lighthouse reserve or labs. I don't have any of those either except for
reserve. What have you been doing? I've been getting
rich. I've been going to Icebreaker and beating Wengie's pussy. All right pal? That's what
I've been doing. You've been getting rich? Wait, how much
what he got? I got a billion. I got like 10 billion. 10 billion. Maybe even more. Oh
my god. And that's just an assets. I obviously keep liquid money like under a million so
that I don't flex on everybody but. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're talking billions of
rubles buddy. Billions. Billions. Billions upon billions. Billions upon billions. Honey
Oh, Mr. Sam, he's a Mr. Tui, and Mr. Game of the Flush was good, man.
Good, I'm bad.
Wait, no, I'm already past the back button.
I can't.
I'm a scab.
I can kill myself.
Are you ready?
No, you're good.
You're good.
Okay.
Hello, Mr. Nut. I really hope that today you are able to clear Icebreaker and make it out before the timer runs out because gooping is just too tempting. Good luck and Godspeed.
MAKATO, IT WAS A GLITCH!
OH, LET'S ORIGIN!
super early tomorrow. We uh, we're going on our um, was he? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oopsie, did I just see you not drinking on a Saturday? I'm not, man. I haven't played
at five. I'm sorry. I thought it was you. You can sleep on the flight. Uh, it's a, no.
How long is the flight?
Like, hours?
Oh my god.
Oh thank god, I thought it was a 10 minute flight.
Like, I thought you were hitting the right
with Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Are you?
I thought you were dead.
Yeah, cool that'd be.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, that'd be immaculate.
You can sleep it off on the flight.
All right, you can sleep it off on the flight
when it goes east.
It's like a three hour flight.
You can sleep, can you sleep on flights?
Oh yeah, easily.
Really?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, what you do is you tie your jacket
around the back of your chair,
around your neck like you're hanging yourself,
and then you dive.
That's what I did.
My mind is on a chair, mine's in the back of your head.
Ha ha ha.
No, excuse me, I did.
I don't know my technique.
I think I make up a new technique every time.
Sometimes I'll pull off the board and lay on that,
but sometimes the seats are too close to do that.
Hope tomorrow when I board the plane that there's just a screaming baby on it. Oh, dude
I love when there's five screaming babies all around me on an airplane flight. It's fantastic
But my favorite part about flight is when the mom is even louder than the baby because she's yelling at the baby
Beak peak peak it's my favorite. It's my favorite. Oh
Oh, wait, what do you come for? What do you say?
Hello, sir! Hello!
I'm... I'm new to the game. I'm just looking for stuff.
Do you know where I can buy stuff?
Okay.
I... I... I can't tell if you're the strong silent type, or if you haven't...
I've figured out the talk button just yet, but it lead this way, if you don't know the
talk button, it lead this way, if you just don't want to talk.
Oh, okay, the talk button, I think, is K.
What is the talk button again?
Is it K?
What's the default?
Is it K?
K?
Oh
Am I try try k try k try hold down k
Okay, all right, all right
well, I was actually
Look into complete a quest. I'm uh
I'm doing my first one
I'm doing my first one. You think you might be able to help me with that, boss?
Yeah, sure. Oh, thank God. Thank you, sir. I was hoping I forgot I sent it to a mouse button. Oh, no worries. No worries. No worries
My quest is to
Fix a broken limb. I've got this split here. I'm just wondering how do I break a limb? Oh
Oh, you know what? Maybe you can shoot one of my limbs for me. What are you talking about?
And then I can, I can heal it up and complete the quest.
Okay, uh, which uh, you have a preference?
My arm, my left arm right here.
He shot me! He shot me! He shot me first!
God, yeah!
I
Do these
I need a goop. You'll pick up that armor
Okay, I
Do need this for kappa. I do need this for kappa guys. This is for a cap of quest. I actually do need one of these
I was proceed let's proceed. I can't we that guy try to kill me for the asshole
Okay, I think I probably just got home from work long nine to five today, signed on Tarkov.
What's it to you?
Ah, you fucking asshole.
Fortune favors the bold, Glucksy.
Fortune favors the bold.
I did what I had to do.
I did what I had to do to defend myself.
Hmm.
I'm a little something, something.
I actually didn't have anything to fix my arm with I was kind of the one fall on the plan
All right, I'm getting out of here very much cozy. Oh
I'm sure I have a quest. I have a quest I need help. Oh, that's a robot
Got it.
Follow me, Jake. Follow me, boy.
By the way, Coachy, I'll be like over-explaining this game a ton,
because I have a bunch of bungalows that I've never played talking before.
Guys, when you're a scab, you can't shoot other scabs,
unless they're shooting you first or bad things happen to you.
up. That's why we had to shoot us first. Bad things will still happen if you die. That
guy did a great service for his country. But bad things, well your reputation as a scav
goes down and then if it goes too low, the scavs will just start shooting you on sight
And the lower it goes the worse that you get when you load in.
You'll have crappy garbage.
Alright follow me gay fully woods.
Follow me gay fully woods.
Bad things always happen to you.
Yep, well, yep.
Well, that might as well get a little bit of goop on the way.
Might as well get a little bit of goop on the way.
I can also see from my peripheral vision that Clogsy is watching our stream on his stream.
Fuck yourself, Clogsy.
Die in the Game of Coins.
Oh, I just got an ad.
I don't know if it's going to go through.
I got an ad and something about a Sandy Beach and a...
Just go back.
Why are you saying fuck me and die?
Fuck yourself, Clogsy.
Fuck yourself 5,000 times.
Okay, what?
I'm telling you, cause you are the end of tonight, I will have 10 million rubles.
No joke. 10 million.
No joke. No joke. I'm real.
What I don't know is, dude.
What?
Hasn't Hush been playing the last, like, five days?
Yeah.
How is he only level 18?
I don't know.
I can actually tell you why.
Cause we keep doing Icebreaker, and Icebreaker gives you like 80,000 XP.
But no joke, when we go there, he gets literally zero kills, not one, not two, not like, oh, he got like a couple, he literally, when you, when you on the death speed, it says no kills in the middle of his screen.
Also, I think we have to grind some quests tonight, we have to get our trainers level four, we have to get our trainers level four.
I haven't done a, bro, I have grind zero.
Excellent raid, excellent raid.
Oh, wait, I got a decent amount.
I got to go get Yeager's thing.
I got to go kill scabs.
Oh, I thought there was a cancel button.
I got to kill some P&T's.
And I need to lay with.
I just sold the doctor disrespect armor.
My accent, I thought I was cooking the cancel button on the cell all day.
I need that.
I need that for a question
Karma karma karma ha ha ha guys. It's a karma. That's just being being stupid. That's not karma pal
All right, all right, it's close you I what are your quest? What are your main quest you doing? I got a guy
I got a salee wa I need to lay was
I
Slay was and I got to go get Yeager's message from his tail. Okay, you know what crazy is the best place to find
Suley was is on the ice maker
Is it actually yes, you find like 50. Okay, how do I do it? I don't have it a lot
Well, hold on we can either do that or we can go to shoreline because I have some question so I have some keys for the resort
And we can look for slay was in the resort
How about this, how about this, how about this, let's go to Shoreline Resort.
If we don't find Slayers, then we'll go to Iceberg against Slayers, okay?
Okay.
That's good boss.
Mr. Hunch, welcome in.
Hey, Hunch.
Man, have you got some?
How are you doing, how are you doing?
Oh man, it's good to have the boys back together.
Bullets are back in town, Bullets are back in town!
It's good to be here.
By the way, Kelsey, I know you're usually the skilled member of the group, the guy that kills people, but today you're the team best.
Alright, me and Heist are professionals.
Me and Hutch do not waver, we do not yield.
A thousand man army could come all over us at the same time and we would still continue fighting.
We'd accept it, we'd welcome it.
it. We'd welcome it. We'd welcome it. I'm in.
Exactly. All the carrying I can get right now. All right.
Oh, look, you see me.
Send me your in-game name.
Take me to your game name.
Oh, OK.
Well,
Peter scummed one of 10 people playing this game.
You guys might be crazy after the uninsolved.
I know that making sense. What does that even mean?
She not my four-year-old loves watching you and listening to you. She heard you say oops
Yeah, she's when you killed Jinzy the other day and she's been walking around saying constantly love you brother
That
Very cute
But I just remind everyone this is a good dog so I read so you know
because the oopsie boopsies I also say other things on the show I also say
other things here it wouldn't be as cute but said time to repeat God speed say
God speed God speed all right let me go to the guy let me go to the guy let me
go ahead hmm oh my god that's a that's a beautiful name
coxy that's a beautiful name thank you beautiful beautiful I'm adding you oh
Oh, I already have you added. Wait, did we play before?
Yeah, we bet on Tarkov.
What?
What do you want? Well, when did this happen? I was lie-toed.
What do you mean?
What the hell are you talking about? We didn't meet on...
Did we meet on Tarkov? What happened? Wait, what was...
Paint me a picture of the rain. Okay, okay, so I came back from the bars one night
And I was hammered and you were hammered on stream
Yep, this is when you have like a thousand viewers and
I typed in your chat saying yo, and you're like coaxie you drinking get in here and I said
You're scared.
I'm gonna push the stick in my life.
If I can go back and take it back, I would.
Oh my god.
Are you drinking?
I said yeah.
And you're like get the fuck in here.
Let's go.
I said okay.
Fantastic.
I didn't remember that.
That's a beautiful origin story.
That's beautiful.
Hunch.
I sin-tuned my hop on a jeep.
I denied it.
Send me another.
Perfect.
you do that oh it says player is offline wait wait wait wait no no i'm i'm inviting someone random
i that was not you i just denied it again i think i swam on doing it let me send you another one
there you are good chef try to accept this one i got it i got it i got it i want you guys to know
that today, this beautiful day, I have been head shotted more times than any human in the history
of video games should ever be head shotted. Okay, I have been flipped upside down.
Some, a lot of people are turning this bussy into just their play toy.
I'm going to try my absolute hardest to not get head shot at, but I'm just letting y'all know it's bad.
Actually, my name is Sum and my father's name, my father's last name is People, actually.
Nice to meet you guys, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Okay, I need to get level 15 for the food marker.
No, you don't.
All right.
You're not going to help you at all.
I need it.
I got it.
Get the fucking game.
Like it doesn't help you anymore, bro.
Even when you unlock it, it doesn't do anything.
No, that's not entirely true, but they do level lock a ton of stuff on the Fiji like
level wait guys what's the max level lock on the fleet i'm guessing like what 35
as what's your max level lock on the fleet like what's the highest 40 i'm getting 40 i mean
i'm getting 40 some people saying 45 but you you can't buy and sell everything on the market to
your level 40 well i just need my hideout upgrade oh yeah i've got mine i've got mine going pretty
good got my penguin pretty good yeah i can buy everything off of it right mr. gray mr. gray uh
You can know you can't buy everything off of it too. It's all level locked
what
But hot just lying a bit. Yeah, it does unlock a decent number of items
I would say when you're level 20 level most of what you need
I'm level 19 and I can't buy
A handle for the fucking shotgun so I can get gunsmith level one done. Okay. I'm not exaggerating
Okay, I'm pretty sure you want to I'm pretty sure I bought that but I was like, oh, no you needed an hdd drive
in order to barter for it and HDD drives our level lock.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
We don't have enough to ensure.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second.
Folksy, you have shoreline unlocked.
We can literally boost you up to level 20 in one ray.
Yeah, I have shoreline unlocked.
I don't have lighthouse labs.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you.
If you go to Icebreaker and we just let you kill all the guys
and I just tell you how to do it,
literally get 80,000 XP in one raid. It's easy.
Eddie, I shit.
Yeah, it only takes one.
Six thousand XP to get the little 15.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
What level 15 is one out on fifty six thousand total XP?
You can get 80,000 in one run on on.
He forgot I spent that money.
No, no, no, we're not going here by spring right now.
Oh, okay, money.
Yeah, you need four hundred thousand to get in and four hundred thousand to get out.
what 800,000 800,000 is 400,000 basically
I got that bread what I do
what the boy am I supposed to be hide
screen shit that's fine I like to do I
like to do it's okay okay we're gonna
get stream separate the first one guys
all I have to do is grab two boxes
kill two scabs with a shotgun and I need that shit this way. That's all I gotta do.
Okay. That's all I gotta do. It's all I gotta do.
Can we go clean up?
Yeah, wait, you can go kill cleanup while I go do my thing.
Okay. Okay.
Because I gotta grab the two boxes and I have some resort keys for some money.
I'll come with you first and then we'll go kill cleanup and then we'll extract.
Okay, okay, then we hit the ice.
On the truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about me?
fuck yourself all right fuck yourself die die immediately die right in the game i didn't
think about that part yeah you gotta you gotta consider that now let's ride
The flight's five hours.
Yeah, Peter stream cybers deliver Peter is karma or counting on you
Are you supposed to be on my side you dumb bitch you both got my top
Yo, we should schedule a
Elderly night rain DLC me and hush. I'm not I'm down. Let's do it. I'm also gonna be scheduling a halo custom games again, too
Well, you guys
I'm back Tuesday you going
Just have this conversation with you. Oh, yeah, you go to like Japan or something. Yeah
Japan I believe it's all over there
I gotta suck ever back because I gotta go to sky with it. Oh, I don't even look to see if I have anything here
I heard Japan is super racist you heard that
all right I heard they have like signs on restaurants for the like old Japanese
guys wait for these I've heard that I've heard that's true yeah I've heard
that's true that's what I heard that's what I heard apparently some good stuff
I've heard that the stuff probably because they don't want to fucking
and cloaksie walking in there.
Hey guys.
I kicked some shots.
God, that'd be fucking sick, first of all.
Where are the octopuses at?
Sure, this is a restaurant.
All of you boys follow me, gang.
I drive through the east side.
East side.
I'm in that room right there, the top lab.
OK.
Bro, it's insane how much you've leveled with the ice breaker.
I'm taking you love them so much the cleanup crew is needing you guys want to go I can handle this I can tell you guys are saying it
You've had been watching
Like every raid except I've been doing this to farm levels
What's that boss's name on this map city was he?
Yeah, he spawns came in the cleanup crew fight
So I roll over there and one of them is dead. He's either all the cleanup crews dead or a sand card
Kind of nice
Walking in right now. I'll be
I mean folks, you know, someone's walked in front door. That's not gonna suck it out. I think it's a scam. I'm a kill
Yeah, I only one was shotgun kill
Good surprise attack. Oh shit. No, I've got you had I've got has to be a headset. I need to watch that
Thanks, buddy.
I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy.
All of you, all of you, wait.
My crap.
This is me.
You should have a thing up the desk.
Oh yeah, good.
G-G-Sakes, good.
G-G-G-Sakes.
When you said, hutch, thank you so much for telling me
to play AT&T.
Yeah.
Peanut, I will return that thank you
with telling me to play Tarkov.
It has been honestly a lot of fun.
Hell yeah, any time, any time.
Any time yeah, I'll see you. I think I just quit
Because I just played it for so damn long shooting. I just some shaft in the bag doing better
Well, and I also think they did a lot of good updates
Again, he's dead. Oh
He's up there, I don't know if that's a regular scowl. That's yeah, I don't have any regular scab vibes
on the staircase right now. Middle staircase? Spiral or log? Yeah. Uh, the one next to you.
Yeah, that is not a normal scav. Manager. Manager got it. Okay, coming, coming, coming.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Ah, I'm a coming barge. There's another, I'm still a scav.
Normal scavs walking two managers right now.
I got one headshot.
Okay, that is done. Somebody kill that fucker.
He's walking through a diamond. Get back here.
I got my cross-send. I'm gonna get him good.
Open fire, open fire.
Oh my god, fucking kill that motherfucker!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I left.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck, close. He's just dying right there next to us.
It is normal scabs.
Oh my god
No, I hear something I hear someone we really agree that's gotta be a box I hear something stupid do angry
Why is it over there?
The black box in this room boys
Right here this box
I
You coming to say hi to me, but it was a scav instead
Every quick graphics card. I'm using a reader mdr. Oh
That's right here boys grab that right here 100% 100% 100%
It was actually, in this one, the entire time I have tricked you yet again.
Psych, I got you again!
It was in the final one the whole time.
Who's running in right now?
Not me.
Not me!
I'm in three-way!
It'll just out jump, it'll just out jump!
Here, I'm on roof.
Might have been the only roof I heard.
I
See forgot that I have to go to swamp, but I don't know what I do that. That's right. That's pretty far
Yeah, I gotta talk I gotta touch the informant in in the swamp
Swallow I'm going down at first miles days
Yeah
Are you with Jenny you wait brother this is fucking insane
No, I'm alive, but I should be
We have to go touch the informant in chocolate coming back. I'll be back. Okay
What are the cool yet without the cool yet I got them I got them
I'm going to go touch it forward.
I'll be back in like two minutes.
Yeah, I'm going to go kill Santa Claus.
Santa Claus will meet you over there.
Oh yeah, I see what he's doing.
We need to find these delayways boys.
We can look.
Oh yeah.
Fuck.
I didn't have the keys.
It's okay.
We'll go to the icebreaker and we'll get you to the delayways.
Okay.
I
Was over there wait one of the hunches ass
For you guys I believe it was what I just heard towards the rocks
Here's one on the rocks again. I'm thank you. He just ran towards theater
Check up only on PC.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes it is, yes it is, and I do not believe that will ever change.
I do not believe that will ever change, chief.
Take a look at this.
I press Alt T, I check my mag.
I press T, I turn my line on.
I press Control T, I change the version of my light versus the laser.
That is three commands in one key.
You see they're never coming to any competition.
I've lost them.
That's just the T button. That's just the T button. Oh, shift T.
What's shift T?
It's you.
Yeah, I don't know what shift T is, but.
Oh, that's the on-jam button.
You have four four buttons for one button on the key one.
Just give me a cover to.
Not much went outside towards you.
Hmm.
I think the informant's right over yonder. It's nice village over here
What do you find so fascinating
I'm staring towards the backside
Oh, that means the enemies are nearby. Yeah, definitely ran out
Longs are barking longs are barking
You're what I'm starting a new rumor actually the dogs being enemies are nearby
I'm calling it some other pieces shit dim shit made up the rumor that if you throw items of water
You don't get it back in insurance. This one's mine. This one's mine
This one's mine. I call it if the dog if you hear a dog barking that means it's an enemy to my I
Call it. I'm pointing it. I'm pointing it
I'm on these rocks towards the northeast of
Northeastern playground
Oh, yeah, I came back over here see if those guys are there and there are shots out there, but
All right, okay, not too shabby. I got my question boys. I'm head on back
Oh, yeah, I saw the guy trying to type a rock right now
Wait, which one's that rock? What's what's that rock?
Dear Bunker. Oh
He said and I quote I'm pulling my knife out. I want a knife fight peanut and I killed him
You're doing the Lord's work, Hudge.
Don't worry.
You're doing God's work, Hudge.
You know, Assy was running around me and being damn perfect.
I got an inkling!
Got a little bit of an inkling, but I didn't want to say nothing.
You did the right thing, Hudge.
You did the right thing.
Don't worry.
I'll be switching servers after this rain as well.
I think we just win servers like every three means this game.
What do you think, boys?
Yes, trust me.
If I've been getting held today, you're going to get it even worse.
Yeah, Saturday's always been the way.
They like the fuck of the time Saturday's more like.
All right, I'm coming over.
I don't see anything, so I'm going to give you an E.
Do I look like some who's seeing you?
Do I look like some who's seeing you, sir?
I have never, and will never, play PvP!
Yes, I'll do something.
I'm PvP through and through forever!
I'm hitting through the compound yet again. I'm back at resort.
You got that?
Call him by the rocks.
I'm over by where I literally, where I clean him through this.
That's got your heart. We like playground playground that run outside of it on those rocks
Someone came in everyone
He did versus P died
Storma coming I think it is PvE. Yeah, but it's
Supposed to be PD that's all for the bed. I'm not you shouldn't be able to see me. Oh, we said, yeah, I'm aiming over
We're here
Should be towards your side. I'm on the opposite side
See dead body not looted could have died
I drew you over time on the rocks right outside playground
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. You're here a lot of their bodies
I hear you running up on me fee
Yeah, I see you straight on these rocks
That's much too much. Oh, I see ya. There he is. That's my friend right there.
I'm trying to quit magazine. I just didn't care who the little guy could have died.
But I heard spinning towards it's in between us. I'm in a close warehouse.
I'm gonna go grab my box. Good luck with that, guys.
I'm on the rocks right now.
I'm on the rocks right now, boys. If I get out of this way, that's three questions already.
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good.
I don't see anything over there.
If we're not in the best spots.
You're gonna see me in a second, okay?
Did we have a G?
I
Am
Than AI I think it might be the last of them
I'm out here before us. Don't you be a buddy?
The view is a really big backpack over there like an attack to a child
The box just dropped on us to
These guys died. These guys died. I just don't know if someone killed them or they died to the boss.
They said the dog tags.
Can't look at the AIs dog tags.
Oh, I forgot to watch it.
Follow me, boys and boys. We're looking for a black box. We're looking for a black box, gentlemen.
eep your peepers open eep your peepers open down here down here somewhere down
here somewhere this area I remember
what is gp coin through for now they use a trade with mr. ref for goodies they're
they're pretty overpowered because they want to sell the targa marina game by the
way I heard fuck up arena has a new game with a game out yesterday that's only
I don't think you boys know but I was I was a knife master back in my heyday you
want to talk off tournament because of it no
I don't know if I won anyway but I went crazy it I don't know who killed these guys
Yeah, I'm not even joking. I've all the games I've played my entire life. It's my best is probably talk off of knives. I
Don't know why
I'm real good
All over you. Oh my god, I can't get over this
I'm heading back towards y'all don't shoot me it's
Alright, good news, uh, Cloaksy, I have a cello-a-hey-up for you.
Video.
Oh, cello-ee-ee-ee-up!
Cello-a-a-ah!
Shit.
Also, the sermon doesn't spot on those bad lines.
I mean, not sermon, you know me.
We all get it melee in a shooting game.
It still counts!
And the boss.
Sometimes it makes- it sometimes makes a difference.
Sometimes you never know, we're gonna have to beat the shit out of a fucker.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm walking in
Swear to God if you give you poop fuckers shoot me, that's what it is
Fuck you don't you call me a poop fucker. Yeah poop fucker. That's all you know. You're a fucking poop fucker
You don't know me. You don't know me. I know you. I know what I know you
I do not fuck poop poop with your wiener
What you're a poop fucker. That's all you want. That's all you love me
I'm gonna be a success boy, square!
Okay, let's loot this guy.
Wait, which one?
I can't loot this guy.
Did you bring that attack to you in?
Oh my god, this guy's packing!
Yeah, I told you.
Excuse me for a fuck of a thing.
Where are we leaving, by the way?
You guys want to go check your cars here?
No, we can take road to customs.
Wait, did anybody find an extra attack too?
Because I can really use one for iceberg.
No.
I will train you
Who is this right now is this called see coach? I'll tell you my backpack
Well, it's about to be the only time you I have
Now with this I will give you deadly spas beard oil and
I don't have a backpack man. Oh wait
I have two flash drives and you're gonna need four of quads
Alright, I only got three
There you go, bids
I keep the stop!
No, you're giving me that bike bike!
Why is Sherman gonna have one?
Sherman doesn't spot on this map, you fucking toaster!
Not Sherman!
What's the other guy's name?
You don't call him a toaster, he's a freak!
Wait, is this me spinning over?
Me!
Shoot him, it's not him, but shoot him!
It's me!
okay we have to find a sanitar he's dead over here
wait how do you know that because all his guards are dead
i have not seen a single guard yet what do you mean there's two guards up there
where they're the medical they're the medical let me see let me see you're just making stuff on
pal no he's probably he's probably gonna be oh you're right you're right that's his guards
yeah you look this guy touched the one outside the red he was Mr. shady but yeah
nothing I just got here I just looted an entire crate and all it was was fucking
food
where's mr. city bus he had there's an MP7 here okay wait try that here peanut
no no I need something bigger tries to pursue no I have a backpack on this the
same size of treasure I need it I need an attack to or a pillgream or the
other one the brown poop one
I'm losing a giant poop log
poop log?
poop log poop log
uh
wait mr. shanty bushy act
don't mind me
oh
you find him?
give me that attack dude
you're not going anywhere you know you're going backwards
you're going backwards
you're never making it
Get away from me. He stole all the backpacks. He stole them all.
He stole them all boys.
I'm going home.
Where's Mr. Shadybushy?
He could be dead. He could be dead in an open field too.
Oh wait, I think I found him.
Did you find him?
This is his guard.
Yo, this guy is gooped by the way.
Is he back back?
No, he is a medical backpack.
Oh, I know it's not. This is just a guard.
I'm gonna drink my drink.
This is just the, uh, team up crew.
He's probably gonna be...
Why are these tents over here?
Yeah, where would he go?
If his guards were right there, would he be nearby?
I've seen him dead in the open field.
Yo.
Can you guys, like, hold anything?
Where is he?
Get out of this guy's-
Fuck up. Get out of here.
Fuck this guy.
I'm bleeding!
Fuck you, Clarence.
Fuck you, and fuck Shenna.
I'm bleeding.
Alright.
I've had enough.
Enough of this scavenger hunt.
Okay.
Dude.
All right.
All of me boys, all of me guys.
All right.
Yeah, this is another guard dead.
Where?
We see the backpacks.
Nope.
He's in the guard, sorry.
That's not a guard.
I don't know.
Yeah, he's a lot of fushat.
Eee!
I
Shit I don't know shit. I didn't see shit
I'm out of here. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm going to go to guns. I'm out of here
You don't I said I was gonna leave before you said you were gonna leave your follower
No, I said I was gonna leave first
Are you done?
You were just crawling out of the ground looking for corners five minutes ago. I would leave you to charge the eggs
Oh my god in game two
Whoa
news to me
Get the present line get the present line
All of me boys follow me game
I
Swear to God there's some Jackass jerk in his beat in a bush over here. I'm gonna freak on him
Please I'm gonna freak on his ass be someone over there. I'm gonna freak all over. I'm gonna put my freak on him
Boce come on over
Where yet crawl over to me. How are you down the right?
But
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
You?
Yeah.
Bang.
My god.
What are you guys doing over there?
Hey, you want a 60 round bag?
Yeah, I can use one of those.
It's 60 round.
Nice.
Thank you.
Oh, we got three quests done.
We got three quests done.
Not too savvy, not too savvy, not too eventful though.
Not too eventful.
Was I tell you I say we hit icebreaker ice we hit icebreaker get coaxie leveled up get reds, and then we're good for the rest of
night
Also, we can watch coaxie die through the icebreaker guys. Oh it is
I'm already in the lobby stacking my dough
Jet that ass on a stack and how much slime
keep it 50 fish tree. Yeah, keep it 50 fish tree. That's where Big Bird lives.
He says, I've got a sweet MCX. I might run that actually.
Put these away. That right there.
I could do. Put that right there.
That's literate science.
Alright boys, we're going to Icebreaker.
We're going to Icebreaker.
I know I said I wouldn't do it
until like the industry, but we're going right out.
Also, remind me to collect CBJ300 blackout.
I've been skipping it every time.
I'm gonna start using the MCX religiously.
I need like a thousand.
Yeah, I see that was a pretty good first run.
I'm pretty good, I'm pretty good.
I was getting 400,000 rubles in your butthole.
It also took me 400 euros.
I don't-
Do you know what I'm saying, don't know!
Wait, Cogsie, if you haven't already, go into your launcher and do the redeem code.
And what is it called, peanut?
It'll give you all the money you need to go once, Koji, and get out once.
Yeah.
Wait, really?
Yeah, it'll give you 400,000 rules and 2,400 euros.
It'll get you in and out.
Okay, go to the launcher.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And then go to...
Redeemer code.
Activate code?
Mm-hmm.
No, you're looking for redeemer code.
Um...
You know what, just go ahead and try to activate code, it might work.
I hate you.
What is it called?
All cap.
Both.
Also bring an M4 or anything that shoots 556.
Now couple more class.
Probably not.
These are easy.
This is the one where you buck that path
right into the helicopter.
Then we give a ski of those two black foxes.
Here we go.
That is another one.
And I got an error.
Sorry for playing the game,
how it's supposed to be played by Ponzi's.
What happened again?
Hey.
Yo, I got another one.
There's another code. There should be like five. I see my back. Okay. What's your suffer?
That's the raids OP
$1,650
We're doing pretty good
All right, let me get a five-hundred six. I'm gonna go. I've already got all the cash in my bottle also brings some extra food water
You're gonna need it.
One of these.
We already have, we have 312,000.
Nice.
And I need a whole ton of these.
Yeah, it's like it was on thank good
That this is oh and then I need
Now I'm good to go guys guys ready
No, okay, thanks for letting me know boss
Now I didn't get a big backpacks. I'm sure you just bought one
Okay, here's what I've got three bill at one point last night. Where did it go?
Investments stocks and bonds you wouldn't you wouldn't understand all right fuck you wouldn't understand buddy stocks and bonds real business tough real business tough
stocks bonds stock bonds stocks and bonds real business tough real business tough
He never extracted it up while your dad never came back.
So it looks like we're both on an uneven playing field here.
Fuck yourself, sir.
We're going right now and we're getting wrecked now.
It's very important.
I mean the Bob you were going to do the boss or no.
That's a you call man.
You've been here more than both of us.
Okay, I'm doing it.
We're going all the way boys.
We're not, we're not stopping halfway.
We're going all the way.
Fuck am I doing?
Give me that.
Oh, I don't even have a gun.
That's probably something I'm going to need.
That's going to be something I'm going to want to have.
I'll just do an empty arms.
Sorry, I'm almost ready.
I don't know if we're waiting on me.
Don't worry, I forgot I didn't have a gun.
I don't have the money yet.
Do you have, like, do you have the money?
You haven't sorted it yet?
Or do you have the money?
No, I haven't sorted it yet.
Oh, sir.
You have your money, y'all.
Shut up.
You have your money.
The pores are around.
Oh, you haven't got it yet.
I'll need the balloons.
Be honest with us.
Not a lot, actual.
I'm kind of I'm kind of struggling out here. We're at
3.8
Could be better
Could be better a little struggling. I've never been this poor and ugly in my entire life
But I know I know I listed I started yesterday
Many many moons ago many moons ago
I
Cannot I can't even tell you how long it's been since I've been that boy. I'm getting told peanut had 20k last night
20k last night
20k I'm hearing inches
Yeah, okay, I need 400k and your roast
Yeah, we know you need
400 euros and 400 K rubles
You know you bring the smokes. Yeah, I got the smoke box. Don't worry
2,400 euros
400 K. It's a lot of money guys. You can make even more money when we're there
Yeah, but what if we die now?
When we walk up to the boat and you hit it to let you go to the other side
Do not drag your money over to that box. Just hit escape and you're good
You would think that that would what not need to be said
But we have some people in the class that aren't as fast as the other people in the class
I don't know what he's talking about. What do you say? Wait, what am I doing?
Whenever you hold down e to interact with the boat a box is gonna come up just press escape and close the box
Okay, now you would ask why does the box even come up to the first place? I don't fucking know
Yeah, you know what I
Think hunch needs this win. You know what you're right. What the hell is that pointless box? What that?
Get out of here that box has no point
Thank you
Okay, it's my first time doing this
Because you guys have done it but I can come along okay, let's I think done it is a strong word
Hotch has been there while others have done it.
I did the boss, Shackass.
What does that even mean? What is doing the boss?
What, you fucked his dead body after did you kill them?
We cleared the whole boat.
Okay, pal.
Okay.
Well, Gloria's cleared the whole boat. I sat there and looted everything while he was doing it.
What did I just say, Coxe? What did I just say?
I can actually beat the both dead pretty good line, but I'm gonna try to you. Yeah, I'm actually pretty done good at yeah
Wait, so you're our
You're our chief leader
I'm the team leader. How hot how have you let this guy become the Sherpa?
You fucking joking
I'm pretty pretty good boys
shut up peanut this guy could barely talk folksy in the arms and legs and he's
this or fuck check I'm wearing that stupid hat with the little propeller on
that well wait before nice game no I'm not wearing that I'm not wearing that
but I'm not wearing that no I'm not even wearing that I'm wearing a cool beanie
I'm wearing a cool beanie buddy Ron you're Ron and I'm smart and I'm smart
And I'm really cool.
And I'm really good.
OK, wait, wait, I have 2.4 K euros.
Do I need 2.5?
No, you need 2.4.
OK, well, I just pressed back because my whole chat
spamming 2.5.
I pressed back.
No worries.
We'll just go in again.
No worries.
If you have low proper rep it's 2500 that actually might be true. I don't know
He's it. We're so fucked. We're so fucked. Oh, I know is I have 24 on it
What wait, what's your proper rep minds point to nine? I'm level 10. What's your proper rap?
My proper rep is point to one
All right, let's move also make sure to ensure everything folksy. Let me know when you're done. Yeah. Okay, I'm insured. Okay, good. All right. So there's no insurance on the boat. It doesn't work. I actually
Also, make sure to insure everything closely.
Let me know when you're done with that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Done.
Okay.
Good.
All right.
So, there's no insurance on the boat.
It doesn't work.
All right.
I actually die.
Actually die.
I actually die.
Actually die.
Oh, baby.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
Gotcha.
We got him.
We got him, we got him, we got him.
We got him, we got him.
I hate you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got the ball.
I got the ball, I got the ball.
Hmm, hmm.
Who's that with the cool beanie?
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, thank you.
This is Louis Bataan, all right, buddy?
This is $5,000 Louis Bataan.
It's made of camel hair.
It's made of camel hair and beaver farts.
Right here, right here, pal.
I got my little batons on.
And we get the Gucci pipe,
and we're about to get the Gucci pipe.
Let's ride.
Don't worry guys we got the literal word spot you can possibly get and we'll be
gonna get we get there and not go need to worry that how works yeah
everyone just hands us yeah yeah yeah it literally had to move the location of
where you do this that because so many people are you joking no I look like I'm
joking clothes you know what's that what's that it's a labyrinth so thing
the people said that the lab is so thing I just I haven't done the question
doing yet that place is cool I love the labyrinth I've never done it but wait no
I did once you haven't got to eat a hot you that place is fire that place is cool
I didn't realize how long I haven't played dark off for you're probably in a
way better mental state too. I had a crash out today. I had to get a raid where I got headshot
it. For the next raid I put a wrist T on and I got headshot it again. I A338 Lapua AP round from
across the map. So then we had a good raid and at the end of that good raid a shotgun
scab shot me from probably 300 yards damaged my mask I didn't repair it the
very next rate 545 BP round one taps me through the wristy again. Perfect.
You're a lucky boy you're a lucky boy. I got an extra kick to the nuts.
Oh fantastic, oh fantastic. I'm cooking car battery up to my nipples and let's get going
Let that fucker sing.
Sheesh!
Got me a World War II tank battery and
jack it up to my sack
right now.
Oh, gosh.
Direct that Tesla cable
straight to the groin.
Whenever they're charging that rocket with the Tesla
X, hook it up to my sack.
Let's ride.
Let's.
I'm gonna see God today.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
By the way, there's probably going to be some people camping here on this rock.
Just stay frosty.
People really camp this? Why don't they just do it?
It's because they're bitches.
And we've also never camped in.
But that's what we know.
If you see a video of us camping it's AI.
AI.
Check for a sore watermark.
And if there isn't one, that's because they used rock for moving.
Mm-hmm. That's just big facts. That's just big facts right there
I'm approaching the rock the first of the people over at the other red I
Can't see anything
You didn't even look I tried to but there's trees the volatiles
Nothing gets passed to you Pete. Thanks boys. You move my people's open for the team
I
Watched you Pete. Where you at? I'm on the rock over to the left of the rock to the left
Fish you away from you guys MDR. I think we're gonna go good
Don't read down the dock either I think we're good
Take the range don't we have the range?
Wait, there's a grenade.
Was that the pier?
Yes, that was up there.
Oh yeah, two guys, two guys!
One's legs are out, one's legs are out, one's legs are out.
You can't move, you can't move.
On the pier, on the pier, right there!
There's so much good shit there, two attack twos!
Come on, come on!
Is he on a grenade?
Someone else is nading him.
Yeah, someone else is nading him.
You know where the danger coming from?
Nope.
Probably right up here into our front left.
You're really from in the house.
Maybe.
I'm not good nor fine you sure close you know you sure what you just make a
No, I promise, promise, promise, I heard three silent shots.
I see nothing!
I'll push you up.
Go, go, go!
There!
Right, Huss?
Right in front of you guys.
Okay.
They're the two that were first already made it down.
Yeah, I agree.
Another team here though.
For sure.
I'm not jumping, so don't jump.
I'm sure he doesn't get the hillbiders.
Hey, yeah, there's three of them. It's not like an M4.
Coming down the hillbiders.
Wait. Two AI.
Might have been AI. No way.
They're rushing down.
Fuck whoever's in that house! Fuck you!
Starting it.
How do I interact?
I
confirmation
Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself die
You didn't with a message
Someone can just camping at home is there a lot
Fuck all right well we made it that's pretty good wait dude that is such a bad spot
Yeah
Before they move thinking what are you had to go in the middle of that pier and stand there for that exact amount of
That's the end of the beer. Here's the end of the beer. I
Now mr. Cozy what I'm gonna do what we hold up you tell me what you want me to do
I kind of want to let you just like train you on how to do it that way you get the 80k xp
But you there's a decent chance you die because it's your first time
What do you want me to do?
Very decent.
I mean, I'll eventually learn.
We can just do it.
Okay, all right.
Do you want to shoot him or do you want me to shoot him?
You can shoot him.
Okay, okay.
All right, all right, all right.
Also, we're not stopping halfway. We're going the whole way.
We're going for the whole thing.
What do you mean?
We're going all the way to the box.
All right.
that you can leave. Okay. A lot of people just farm it halfway because they're scared of the boss
because he's really good. Yeah, but we can cheat. So, we're gonna, we're gonna do that.
That's the master plan. That's also I'm eating right now. So, it's on you guys. Of course. Oh,
no way, guys. Hutch is eating. What? What are you? What are you eating? No way. Pasta. No way.
What oh no no way what kind of pasta wait a second hold on someone get the
someone get the pressure on the line right now somebody bring about who's
got a bunch of me died oh oh noodles
well he's probably just eating noodles to reward himself yet greens and broccoli
I'm gonna be a parent earlier, probably.
This is a 50 minute raid.
Yeah.
Still not enough time.
I put these in my butt immediately,
just in case I get a viscerated
and put it up into that door.
Oh, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Crazy,
but we'll find one good man, good, our man.
And Mr. Prophegan,
but we'll find one good man, good, our man.
I
Get your glance
That's what you want to do is you want to stand in front of this door with your eyes closed
Like right here. He's what I did right here close your eyes. It got to 50. I got it
I don't trust you
Right immediately when you open that
Hey
Adam cook let him cook
He went inside
Three dead
Reloading I'll be good begin
So yours what?
I don't know how she died. I don't see night. You still have these up
They're walking
My hall is clear you've been a bit. I'm not going in there until night is done
Wait, are you guys talking about the humans?
They're walking to your left
I've been pushed right right watch this door for me over there. Oh my god
I mean I went you're pushing right I'll hold it
Yeah, you should push very soon
Also, whatever you do, don't crouch
I was crouching
I said, we're good
You said whatever you do, don't crouch as you walk around the corner and I pan it
Alright, I don't know if there could be any more people though
No, there's definitely more, there's definitely more, 100%
It's just coming to be on the right guys, and you see what he's doing me
I'm not going in there. Okay. All right. Okay. You guys just stay outside. I'm gonna clear the rest of them
All right boys
Yeah, I'll let you know when the top floor is clear
Okay
What's gonna get some good along the way? Oh, we haven't twice it
Who got one of those slay was for you boss fire? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Hope that door they don't flank them. You don't let him flake me boss. Don't let him flake me
I'm moving in stay put boys stay put
I'm definitely not using this time into my inventions to grab all the loop before you guys get here too as well
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I don't care. I'm not doing that
I just wanted to let you guys know that that's just not what you're having here we go.
I'm going through my settings. I don't hear anything.
Little stuff to where it's like score!
Ooh that's nice!
Alright I'm, I'm, oh I gotta go to the slayers for you as well. Two slayers!
And I'm done with it now. You're on the right side, right, Pete? Yeah, by the right side. See it?
It looks like top floor is completely clear. It's just bottom floor.
Guys, you're gonna come over here. I'm on the other side.
Oh, no way! I found a Lennox in the scene before I found a Lennox yesterday!
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah 700,000 smack old news right there boys
But you guys ran in right right right?
Wait, let me see. Yeah, let me see. Yeah, come on down. Come on down. Don't you don't you?
You're not looting this?
You're looting what?
You're not looting night in them?
Well, we will. Yeah, but there's rooms and stuff.
have. Did you see the sling which was? Is this you? No. There you go, watch, there you
go, watch. I heard someone shuffle above me. Hello. Okay, so you just open the door and
then the goons spawn here and then you just gun them when they walk straight. Yeah, basically.
Hold that right angle. It's the easiest part. That's easy. Fine. I was gonna say
Do we want to write down here do we want to push the stairs we be dropped out wait
There's another way to do it other than push the stairs I
Believe so yeah, the airframes are level three helmets. It's weird. Hey, you saw the HDD
Oh, that'd be nice.
No, I'm good.
Where'd my helmet go?
Yeah, they were right down there.
What the hell?
Are you okay?
Got it.
Hey, yeah.
In need help.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Oh my god, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Yeah.
Take that angle.
Are you good?
Cool.
Go, go, go.
I'll stay outside for a second.
Look at those rogues that walk off to you.
Yeah, they get a little antsy down there.
They get a little antsy.
Fuck, I wanted that.
Oh, give me that.
Oh, the other one.
Okay, the hallway.
Which way?
Which way? Which way?
Oh my god, you scared the absolute dick balls out of me.
I was about to light you up.
I was about to actually spray that wall with your blood, holy shit.
Put that end of the whole way to my left.
Is this you, not this? Is this you?
Yes.
Right.
I'm still upstairs.
I'd stand back!
He's to the right.
Can everyone to the left?
And close the door. Close the door.
Close it.
He's right here.
Okay, nice.
You watch it. I'm low. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. What the fuck
was that? I'm gonna fucking count car. Let me have the
You see that? You see that?
There's one more at the end. One more at the end.
What the fuck?
There's so many. What the fuck was that?
Y'all came at the same time.
Yeah, what's at the very end?
Look at the assholes.
Little shots up, little shots up.
You threw this door?
Uh, he's somewhere back there. Yeah.
Mm-mm-mm.
You guys not taking a night's mass?
I don't. No, we're not.
I got one, but there's one more I think I'm on it boss. I want it
These
Stand back
You know what you want to say that if you say that one more time, I'll send you into the bucket boiler
It beats you good, Emma.
That's good.
I have a judgment.
I'm good.
Like drum rounds of each year.
The drum drop to beat you.
Yeah.
Kitchen looks clear.
Come on.
You guys get a little bit of group, of course, my valley of defense over here have to be
be paid accordingly. Can't be doing it for free.
Don't shoot me, don't shoot me.
Ah, I'm just taking a couple lines. Yeah, I do, yeah, I do, yeah, I do.
This is an item or two, just an item or two, my friend. Nothing to worry about.
People still play Lighthouse. What happened to the SR here?
what oh that's our oh my god where to go
no no I got anywhere alright let's move
I'm clear this place this door is open
I'm clearing it I'll clear clear the
hallway always clear moving in you
What's the mommy seal team sexy yeah fucking hot we are good
Good oh wait
Oh my god, I open the door. I saw all the divine. Oh my god
All right, watch ready. Yeah
Who said one more day one more
I
Watch it watch it
Yeah
Oh, we're doing pretty good. Well, I should do it pretty good guys. I thought for sure. What do you two?
We'll be dead by now
Doing good
Hmm, I do need a read up on MA 55
We'll get in the boiler room. That's where it's nice
That's where it's nice. Oh a lamp a purple lamp. I got audio left
God why are my frames
They don't look too good here boss, they don't look too good
24 slots for what 12? Is that good 24? Wait. That is good. That's sweet. You would add
three more. There'll be 19 slots. No, no, no, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's six of nine slots in your 16. That's an increase of seven. And then this takes
I'm 12 so yeah, this is better
What he for is indeed better than 12 big size eggs
All right, well the move
What gig
Ammo sex to 80
In the middle of the damn hallway
Okay, okay everybody's there. We're good
Oh
So if you don't bring that you're kind of screwed. No, no, there's one that spawns
Come back
Oh, there's some aquamarine and a food thing right there
Oh
Slow and steady slow and steady
Folksy is so lost
I said I've never been here before
Oh you're dead.
He died.
He died yesterday.
Hey, please!
Woah, we've got stuff to clean!
Don't escape!
No, we're not shipping it!
It's Chikachi's car!
It's Kachi's car!
Okay, that's not a safe.
At the end we're gonna see Mr. Wajih.
All right, that's great.
No, wait, hold up, man.
That way.
That way, Mr. Wajih.
That guy looks safe.
That guy looks like a guy.
He's way too brave.
Like, I don't know what he's doing.
But, I don't know what he's doing.
I'm trying to get him to get out of here.
That way! That way, Mr. Wajie! That way, Mr. Wajie!
That guy looks sick!
I'm locked in, boys. Lock it now!
Come here quickly, come here quickly, Coach. I'm showing you quickly.
Okay, hold on. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Coming.
Where'd he go?
Are you ready? Look.
Look, Goochbump, Goochbump, Goochbump.
Did that huh?
Hey sweetheart, Goochbump, Goochbump, Goochbump.
That's how I do a Goochbump.
Now we're gonna send you into the boiler room
as you're gonna die.
All right.
I know.
Yes!
I'm trying to get some food boys.
I'm trying to get some stuff.
I'm stacking.
I'm stacking and packing.
Quick chain of sardines.
Quick Uncle Marty, Quick Uncle Marty.
Don't run and drive.
No problem.
Alright Coachie.
I have very specific instructions that if you do not follow to a T
We will all die
Okay, okay. I want you to stand right here and
Do nothing?
Okay, I can't do that. I'm not even joking if you walk in that room while I'm doing my thing. I will die. I'm not even just
Actual yes
Okay
All right, I'll hunt you go with me. Can I can I open your stream to watch?
Yeah, you can open the scene to watch and go ahead over to see the ones
All right, I'm sitting in this room. Can I say this room is dead? That's fine
That's fine. Oh, do you have do you have to have like every five of a one I can use for this part or no? I
Have what's in my mags. That's it. Can I ever see you out there? I
Have to find out if you're gonna have two bags. Well, I don't give it back after I'm done
I see you do it for these guys. I
Hear you are am I not shooting them with you? No, no, no, I do this alone
Mm-hmm. Okay. Got it. One second
Yeah, thanks boss
There's much
Either one of you fuck asses touches my backpack. I will come back up here personally and
Sotter your weiner off with a rusty
Yeah, I'll keep it back of it all right
I'll teach you to close this door and the door by me. Can I go in there? Okay?
Yep
She was when we close this one right now you go ahead close it go ahead close it
They close what my as well. Let's do it. Mr. Close. I was doing the battle is over
Yeah. Give me one second.
Hey, are you touching my backpack?
No.
Well, now I gotta close the door again, Peanut.
Why are you freaking out?
What was in this slot right here?
What was in that slot?
I didn't take anything.
What is a good-ass slot?
No.
Peanut, I mean a skit show.
You want a break in the backpack in there?
fuck you fuck yourself follow me boy follow me gang
follow me boys you got this big thank you sir thank you
i just stand there and do nothing guys
skip ahead
Right.
Hey, are you...
...lady?
Contact.
Oh, there's one more, there's one more!
Come on, you guys, come on, come on, come on!
Oh, there's one more, there's one more!
Oh, there's one more, there's one more.
Come on, you guys, come on, there's one more, one more.
Enemy movement in the center.
You son of a bitch!
I'll watch for them.
I
Can I get
Yeah
not good
oh my god
no no
nice good job
that's good work D
good work
okay so you just threw a smoke
wait how do you guys get down there
he's been throwing it out
yeah
it actually jumps from the top part
it jumps from the top part
at least you go to the first smoke
smoke out your feet and then you just let that punky sing.
Yeah, then you let it sing.
Then you let it sing, boys.
But it's specific.
Make sure you grab yourself a face mask too,
if you see one folksy.
All right.
There's a specific spot you got to throw before the line.
Once you cross that line, they're all out growing.
And you are balls to the wall, bite to your life.
OK.
We got the night vision score.
Now, every mag that you see for the best part
I'm just gonna have M8558 wanted that.
All these bags have backs, backs, whatever the type is.
Really?
Yeah.
Alright.
Leave it in the pistol, Max.
Here we shall jump, let's jump.
I
Have you fast any fast you fuckers you fuckers
I'll be in this corner for a bit
I
Don't look at me it's that fat fuck in the corner over there. It took all the shit
Don't look at me pal don't look at me
I found one that he didn't take let's go score
I
Kill hearts and take it said
I
Know you know you making that sound reminds me of what I saw a video on the old tikka talk
and it was of
I don't remember those girls like the best thing someone could do or a guy could do is just make a little bit of noise
Is that it's you and you're going?
Why are you looking at my mom and dad?
Do you look at it and you remind me of a nature documentary about buffalo?
Stupid bitch.
Austin, do you want the six-year-old bag back or no?
Yes, I do.
Oh, alright buddy.
There you go. There you go.
Okay, this I've seen TikToks where they actually that's actually the exact caption
Me and my wife like me and my wife see it. Well, we're all right
Intercoursing
I'm so fucking rich right now guys
I got a bunch of ammo, it's pretty much it right now
You got one of those N53A1 masks?
I got one of those masks, you know, actually.
I had five of them.
You should need to get one.
Well, I feel like you should get that one to be able to shoot, everybody.
You want to try something?
What?
Actually, exercise.
I've heard it works really well.
It's a sucky shot.
one thing that you don't know is exercises.
So I already knew you were doing something.
I already knew you were doing something stupid.
I was going to do something stupid.
Alright, I think I'm good to go, guys. I think I'm good to go.
I think I'm good to go. I think I'm good to go.
I'm just refacking bags, so I'm good.
Alright, so it's it. Oh my God, I'm so rich.
Oh my God.
Now, folks, this next part is going to be a lot of AI.
AI and they're gonna be in really weird spots, so just going over peak
Just hold tight though corners and shoot them in the face
Why is this door open up here? Wait, is someone gonna be here? Oh?
They might all clear. We're good. All right. Oh, yeah, we took with you guys want to take out this next one for XP or do you want me to do it?
I will assist. I need as much XP as I can get. Okay
Okay.
Alright, cool.
She would hudge ties.
I call Looting as my backpacks first.
You guys even looted the guy up top?
What the hell?
That's nice.
That's insane.
Alright, where do you guys go?
We go to the third floor in the back.
Go through the left door.
Then go up the two stairs.
Mm-mm-mm.
I'm over here.
Follow me more.
I see one of you fuckers even look at my backpacks.
Weird.
I will start spraying.
I will start spraying I was done spraying
He said go through the left door ice oh down the second floor
Wait, where are you P?
I'm in the next one. I'm in the next one.
It's on the
Oh my god, we're gonna put this in the other room. I don't know where you are see I don't know how to oh
Oh, I got it. Okay, folks.
All right, this is my private room on the left private loot room private loot room
This rives through all my loot
Private loot room. Hey, hey, hey
Hey, no entry. No entry. No entry. No entry. I'm gonna put my back here. Oh, no. That's your room over there
You get that room you get that room. This is my private loot room. Oh
She's lost
I'm coming I'm fat as fuck I'm over ten
And one ring on me and I'm fucking moving like hunch
All right, this is my private room. We're gonna see right here private little private little
You can share with me folks. I trust you come on
I'm on the move. I'm on the move. I'm on the move if I die
You know my family that's the hardest spot. That was a hard spot, but then we got the boxes coming up
I mean she begs you begs you begs you begs
I was just a spot that a lot of things can be wrong
You downed you downed it?
I'm done
I can't get a clear shot
I
What the fuck
This has his little wall
Who's he dead?
The hell's he doing he's happy he's happy he's really sure you can name these guys me. I'm coming to you. Hold this
The target's going.
That one? Are you down?
You are done.
We're down.
Hunter one.
There should be one and two more ones. One and two more.
They're behind those boxes back there.
You want to kill me underneath just aggro careful
Back where the boxes are the only bad the back lift in the back right you have an aide came throw an aide at it
No, I got that I got a folks
Hold on get to a safe spot
Right over this box
all right close you let it rip. I threw a grenade you're not playing it up to the left
right? Oh go ahead boss go ahead we're good we'll get over here all right throw another
grenade. Same spot to the left side. Oh fuck I threw it right. Turn left. Alright come back
I
Of course the night vision is 100 K person is really nice
Pretty nice if I do say so
The frit day
frit day
They ripped a, ripped P-nice.
All right, now we have two options.
We have 18 minutes left.
We need to keep going and kill the bots.
50-50's out, we die.
Or we can leave right now.
Go see you guide.
Unless you pick the wrong line.
You guys saw it.
You can't go to God you got you got this one's on you boys
Get once again unless you pick the wrong one
You call it you call it this was all you bad buddy, it's all you buddy. It's all you
You got are we leaving or we go for the minds?
I
Caught
There is
Two items before there's five items would be where we are missing three items
Maybe this
That's all I remember taking that's it. It was just a couple of stibs. There's a couple of stibs boss
No, it wasn't so he's in the bottom. I'm taking it. It's all taken
We do who has the body where's the mind?
True character comes out. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Hunch. Look at that. Well, I don't mean
Stealing from your friends, mr. Hunch. Oh
Oh, yeah, how many night visions do you have peanut? I only got like two
I got three but that's still fair. I mean, I was you got
Oh, so I actually kill me
How many I was you got you kill me I have I have two pairs. I've got three I
Don't most the guys on the ship
bullshit, I
I only have three, I'm telling you, one, two, three right here, three.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Aw.
Oh.
Try another one.
Oh, he has six.
Oh, I have four, I have four, I have four, I'm not gonna say I have four.
Then where is this?
Well, I need to know if we're leaving or not, because if we're leaving, I'm not sure if we're leaving.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We have 14 minutes.
Is there enough time?
We got this, we can do this, we can do this.
100%, 100%.
no no no we should just leave oh no no no we can do it we can do it
you call it a cozy unless you give me a call the wrong one I said leave I'm
still has my shit I can I know it I can tell I can tell I might have a fucking
stem and that is it fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
still for me I would never steal from a friend my entire backpack is
empty. Oh sir buddy walk walk across the room let's hear that empty. I can't. Oh oh
your legs off. Funny you're moving at two miles an hour. Okay now what? You sell my legs off.
Guys we leave we just leave and then come back. Are you sure? Yeah and now I know what's happening.
What about the vines? We have 10 minutes man. 14 minutes.
We just leave it they come back now that I know this part I say we say I say we do it I say we do it
I just just hoping I died but I say we do it even though even though I said I hope we stay even though I
don't think I die on we're saying we're doing let's do it we can do it guys I'm saying we can do it
Don't do what I'm fine.
Get out of my private doop room.
I can't.
I'm fixing my fucking legs.
You're a thief.
And you're a what?
You're a thief!
You're a liar!
All right.
I'm choosing.
Get ready.
Aren't you sick get ready?
Let's we want to leave but he gives it to kill hines
Don't you dare don't open this door don't open this door
I said I should we go for it. Well, are you well? Let's win to a vote. Let's put it put it to a vote
I say go for it. That's what he's saying
Go for it. Oh, yeah, I check. I go for it. Oh
I need this I need this tool set careful. They were like at that staircase by the way
I love how the lights are bulletproof on this map.
I think they for a one one grouping might be a top.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
They're moving.
I
Would no reaction
Come on back, huh? Do you have my back? I'm looking top right right now. No, if a bunch of them push, I need you to look down here watch I
Can try and cross to you you got hold
Yeah, I guess I'm not here. There's no down here
all right I'm coming I'm gonna push you though so that what you just be a
massacre I'm with you
I
Longer angle
I'm fucked
Oh
He's like I most certainly did not get him
These guys are good
Look at how close you had
I don't know
I would
How you feelin' Hunts? How you feelin' Buzz?
I'm good, that was really sketchy
And I just healed a leg without healing a bleed so I lost the leg instantly
Do you serve good? I've got the next one
I got one more use left. I should have popped a painkiller. That was a big mistake.
Oh we're going in boys, we're going in. We got this, we got this. That's such a time.
Make it nine minutes. Another one down.
I
Think you think you think you oh my god. Thank you. I got your life saver you watch
I
Moved up moved up he's on that corner
This is good
I'll clear, I'll clear, I'll clear.
Nice job.
Get the night vision!
Get the night vision, get the night vision!
Get the night vision!
Boop, boop, boop, boop!
Whoo!
Oooooh!
Ah, this'll do.
At the poopy night vision, but it's still something.
Oh, I can put on my helmet.
I
These guys down here folks. Yeah, I think have him 995
No, I see way more. What do you think about just taking all this ammo that's gonna add on? I agree. That's it
I think all the other
You don't shut up
If we have we gotta get here quick the next time
Yeah, I think it was I think we were just taking time. Yeah, enjoy the scenic round.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, all right. Now that close, he knows what we're doing now. We'll just we'll just sit
him for a second.
What do you think? What do you think? Why?
The first room seems pretty easy.
Where they all W keyed? That was a little sketchy.
They get sketchy.
You said you've never seen that. So I don't really know.
You wait wait wait
Remember remember when they were just flooding the fuck in it
The door and you're like what the fuck. Oh, yeah, I'm your car. Yeah, that doesn't happen. That doesn't happen
I don't know what that was. I
Don't know what was going on there
Hey, who's in this bag with me? Oh, hey, oh, hey, we're the back of me
Oh
Whoa, hey, where'd that ever go hold on wait a minute where'd that ever go?
Hold on wait a minute hold on where's the way
I don't have a green flair. Do I need one died are you good you good actually if you want to leave
Should be good
We would have gotten goody goody goody.
Goody goody goody.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh.
Well, what level are these?
What do you mean?
Level 5.
Oh, the plate?
Yeah, yeah.
There's a smoke on this, Peanut.
On this guy.
A smoke?
Yeah, a smoke grenade.
Ah, a smoke grenade.
I got pretty.
Thanks so much.
Is there any, can I go this way or am I going to die?
Uh, if you go far enough you'll die, there's three more guys, way way way way way back in the back.
Okay, well there's a bunch of MPX around here that I can't.
I left you at least!
Do you want his MP8? What do you think, I'll wait here, I can open the door.
I'm calling the helicopters?
No, no, no, don't call yet, don't call yet. One second.
Yeah, it's kind of nice that
It's days forever boss, there's a time limit there's a time limit you good
We were we buy some things in place as well. Oh my god, dude, I'm fat as shit. Are you sure it's days forever?
This is my back's me by here
I just like how you going so fucking fast
It goes down your mind
You're a clean little bugger
So this one's in the house
I'm out!
I'm in my room
Let me do the front room because I need to
What's the problem?
I'll be doing it just in time
I hope you have a fringesie for the 20 by 1
Holy fuck, what the fuck?
Answer your own.
So if you don't bring this in, are you just dead?
You're feeding boys?
Wait, you'll be- yeah, the yodgers are just dead.
Wait, I'm taking for it. Wait, I'm prepping it.
I'll sniff out the limba!
Okay, holy fuck.
Do you mind?
I'm focusing!
My five-year-old daughter requested me to watch you for her birthday, just so she could sing the bug song.
Please, disappoint her.
I'm on the move! I'm on the move! I'm on the move!
Can you say it was your daughter's birthday or she was trying to hear the bug shot?
Hey, what was it called?
That's your case! Happy birthday!
Oh, the sign! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm not getting down this time!
I'm not getting down this time!
Oh shit, oh shit, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm not gonna die this time, I'm not gonna get left behind, don't do what he wants.
Guys, guys, why is it not gonna be the thing again? Why is it not gonna be the thing?
I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm, guys, I'm dead serious, why is it not gonna be the thing?
Guys, guys, why is it not gonna be the thing?
Wrong side of the heli again?
I'm trying both sides.
I swear to God. I swear to God.
You're in time to alter for you.
No, I don't. I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Chad saying you're short on euros.
You only have twenty-five.
Twenty-four hundred.
Twenty-four hundred. That's where it's always been.
I was 25, but I'm seeing it's been 2400 for me for the whole time
I don't have time I would have to send the bomb oh
My god chill me now
kill me right now kill me right now kill me right now are you serious I'm
looking for yours I'm gonna be yours on these guys are you so serious are you
so serious are you serious
Oh my god! Oh my god! No! No! No! Somebody please have some money please! Anyone just
But I don't give a shit.
There's a little bit of money, fuck!
No, no!
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
I didn't see everybody.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, please, god!
Only the bosses have heroes.
Did you hide back out to put in 2,500 Kills you'd make the money?
In 2400, I'm telling you, there's $2400, and I know it is.
That's what it takes every time.
It's 2400.
I know it is.
2500.
It's 2400, I know it is.
If you are spamming, if you think it's 24,
and there's thousands of people.
It is like a TV sufferer.
And it's what a TV sufferer, no!
No!
NOOOOO!
HAHAHAHAH
PLEASE!
PLEASE, TAKE ME! PLEASE, TAKE ME WITH YOU!
PLEASE, I HAVE ALMOST NOTHING!
I'LL PAY YOU TO THE REST WHEN WE GET BACK!
I'LL PAY YOU TO THE REST! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!
FUCK! FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
GET ME AN ELISONTHER!
NOOOOO!
Fuck! Fuck you!
Fuck! Oh my god! And you know which money that was! That was billions! That was billions!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
It's Silly Ray! Silly Ray! Silly Ray!
Yeah, everything aside, I think that was a good first day of Ray's life.
Oh, yeah, oh, thanks. Yeah great great raid. Oh now that you mention it close. He now the image every night vision next time is mine
Oh my god
Guys guys you don't even understand closely. I had a raid that was probably 35% better than that raid and the same thing happened to me last night
What did we learn, boss?
What did I learn?
Nothing!
I've learned nothing!
You know what?
I'm gonna prove it.
I'm gonna go in there with 2,500.
I mean, Gigi, tell me, it's a bug after two people extract.
Oh my gosh, we gotta make sure we extract before him, bro, because I don't want to get left.
left guys why don't we just go all at the same time yeah guys I'm telling you
watch this watch this you want actually let's bet on it let's bet on it I'm gonna
bring 2,500 euros and when I leave and get back to the lobby next time there's
gonna be 100 euros left in my butthole I'll bet a hundred subs I'm at a hundred
I'm 100 on the line. Yeah, I mean, that would be Jeff. No, that would be that would be
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, cozy. How much did you make 2,500? Yeah, I think I had a hundred left. You know 100 left
It's 2400. It's 2400
It is
It's just fucking me
I'm going to say.
Wait, check your body.
You know what you want?
You want?
Can I rely on your body?
I'm proving this.
I'm proving this right now.
Okay, so the prompt, the prompt, someone has said the prompt is 2,500 but it takes 24.
That would make sense actually.
That would make a lot of sense.
And that would be a real glimpse.
Yeah, I did have a hundred left. You can have a hundred left. Yeah, I should I should cause 2400
But it doesn't actually give you the problem unless you have 2500. Yeah
You know what I'm bringing 5000 I don't give a fuck I'm bringing up the X-Fact twice. They're not doing this
Why would you bring let fool me once shame on you fool me twice
But shame on you again you were not for me a third time you were not fool me a third time
I breathe I breathe enough to bring the whole fucking crew of the ship out of that helicopter
This cost 800 K to get in here. Is this actually worth it? How percent are you kidding me?
Close even with losing everything. I've made money
money. It's because you found a lead X. Exactly. Also, I purposely didn't take you the money
making techniques so we can do it. Okay. Bye. Each pistol is worth $42,000 for a two
slot and each night mission is $100,000 for one slot.
I think I had the flow.
By the way, you may say Peter, you're the bad guy, but a hunch to it, and
I guarantee you didn't speak up on purpose.
Actually had no idea.
I knew about the night vision.
I knew the night vision was good, but I didn't know about the pistols.
I like the ball.
Okay, all right.
All right.
So you're the only piece of shit.
Okay, all right, Val.
You stole from me.
All right, let me.
By the way, the only thing that I had maybe from that bag was this Augusta. That's it
Well, you want I have from the bag now nothing
I have nothing to know what I have nothing to know
Actually kill me dude, are you so serious like come on guys
I mean damn damn they try to keep a goop it down you ever eat amen amen amen I
mean a goop is just trying to make his way out here and let's give a goop a
break oh my god oh my goodness oh I'm so flashing it's not even oh my god oh my
goodness okay I was doing again let's do it again but this time we click twice
twice as fast way faster we're getting the box in 25 minutes yeah we got a
Fucking move through that shit. I think listen honestly, what's slowing us down is
the greed
And those could be hard
But I think what we need to do is this is a job. This is an honest honest proposal
What we need to do is we need to have a truce
Need to have a truce that until the whole bitch is cleared. We're only looting ammo
To continue the bush because if we do that we'll clear the whole thing
She's just a...
Yeah...
Say it!
I'm just saying!
That sounds fair and reasonable, guys.
Folks, see, I don't know why you're insulting the man.
That sounds fair and reasonable.
I'm never gonna do anything!
I'm just fucking idiot.
Maybe if you guys would kill more than two of them all the entire time...
I'd be too fast.
I'm the bad guy.
Fuck you guys, man!
Nothing. No, how about this guys competition breeds excellence if we all rush for the loo ill will vacuum it up immediately
Well, I have a D1 key card as I do the tattoo does he want to have an attack to please be be be be be
Everything I was
I was everything on that was literally everything. That was everything. I'd you spare a group of the type to
you
In a third time on top of that, you know people have gone to hell for less
You know that?
Then there we had Saddam Hussein and Joseph Stalin in the chat.
Fuck both of you.
Actually, FUCK YOU GUYS!
Where you fucking Birkin, dude?
You can't do this and that!
Yo, fuck though!
I could not believe you would do this.
I can't believe you've done this.
You see it?
guys you see any of us she had a tree that's jelly she does after everything I
didn't feel shoot you in the leg see the leg again see the leg two more times
after that you were looking that shit
I remember right before the tragedy someone said that their daughter was having a birthday,
One more time to have him in!
Open it, she's got a full of magical activities.
A massive cake full of candles.
You ready, huh, man?
Buddy, I... I must...
Alright, that's not me.
That's not me, boss.
Can you hurry the fuck up?
That's not me, boys. That's not me.
Hey, guys.
Get on his ass, ghost.
That's not me. That's not me.
That one's not me, guys. That one's not me.
I'm holding the team back.
like you lost everything, right?
Yeah.
God, get it together again, asshole.
That guy's so sorry.
That was not me.
You guys are so right.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, guys.
That was not me.
I am literally bringing.
I'm going to fuck you.
6,000 euros.
Three 6,000 euros because I got fucking peanut PTSD
from watching him get left on that helicopter.
Fuck that.
I
Cannot believe the shattest part is that it's not the first time
It happened literally yesterday that's actually if you think about it, that's that's two in a row
That's two in a row that is that is so brutal
Did they owe me that it's it only takes 2400
I cannot believe that I always have like no ammo so you guys gonna have to kind of like
use stuff.
But you guys want to bring me some CVJ?
You gonna get any CVJ?
Nope.
No.
Fuck you.
No.
Okay.
All right.
Let's ride.
Level 10.
You guys want to help a group out?
I'm level 10.
You want to help a group out?
I love a thing!
You want to help a group out?
I can be you a mosey.
Sheesh!
You want a mosey?
Bring it down.
Call me Sally and fuck me sideways.
That'd be great, Coach. Thanks.
Yeah!
I need to bring smokes.
Let me bring smokes.
Who do I buy the green smokes from?
You say they smoke on the feet.
I've got smokes already though, you're good.
Okay.
All right, let's move.
Oh my God, I can't believe that just happened.
Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me.
How much buddy do you think you just lost?
Three million, minimum.
Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me!
Oh my God.
My favorite part is when you start to run around going, please.
Please, please, somebody help me.
You had funny?
You should have a game.
You should have a game, Hunts.
You should have a joke.
You should have a game.
You should have a joke.
I love Saturdays.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, box off for the little birthday girl.
I got bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin, bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin,
bugs in my eyes, I got bugs in my skin, crack rocks, I got bugs in my eyes.
Get me ready!
Now let's ride!
Ride!
I'm going to go back to the kitchen.
Honestly, honestly, we take the run-through.
run through we take the run through we take the run through we take the run through we take the run
through we take the run through why we're going over there to get camped like last time and this
one's an even worse problem oh no we're fine guys you make a hundred percent i'll go out first
how to be how to be i'll go first i'll go first i'll die first don't worry boys
no we should definitely get the run oh no no no no no no wait let's go far right then
we are going straight into the thick of battle boys straight in the thick of it
everybody knows from the ring to the king to the queen back to the key layup
wins the game with the two-point smash down by the way I just found out a guy
about a guy named Wimby you guys see that guy probably plays basketball
But yeah, yeah, he's like 22 and he's like he's like 9 foot 12 and it's it's crazy
It's insane
Do you if I listen? I know there's probably some rule against it
But like if he doesn't touch the net at all can he like can he Falcon punch the ball through the net?
If they try to put it in the other team
the backboard. I'm just going
to jump up. Yeah. He takes his
hand and he slaps it against
the backboard. Did it a couple
times last night. They're
going to right now. Oh wait.
Are you like shaking both
games? I don't know. Like they'll
go up for a layup and he'll take
his hand and sandwich the ball
in the backboard and stop the
ball from going in. Oh, but he
can't falcon punch from
underneath. It's called gold
teammates that aren't looking
That's all the games. Where are we with four seconds left and then turns it over
Yeah, cost me fucking I always want to do this as well. I don't know sports question
You guys are sports guys, so you guys would know why did they never put like Kobe and the broad and like Wimby all on one teams
They just would never lose
Miami Heat and they did nothing but lose
We really
I think he built an absolute power squad at one point. I don't even remember what the lineup was, but it was
Unbelievable it didn't do very good. Also. Kobe is alright. Yeah. Yeah
Well, yeah, obviously come he's not
I think he's talking about Koby level talent. Yeah, Kobe. Yeah, Kobe level talent. Yeah, do you know how much money that would be?
Yeah, it would be like it's his money
You need billions of dollars. Well, yeah, but what if they just like do it for free? What's he's
Well, it's also called the Olympics, it's also why you as always oh careful always stomps in the Olympics
Typically, I don't know or an or sass
Idiot no, but it's scary
So many heat fans by saying that by any heat
Yeah, they built a super squad and like
What year son of watch basketball and then they did they lost
Well, they won. I think they won two titles
That doesn't sound like losing to me boss
It sounds like win it with the team that they had it should have never lost. Oh
Oh, wait tonight. I think what we're yeah, right? It's pretty up spring up right front me, right? I hear him
I'm crossing it right now
Reckling for me other side of this rock. I'm on I'm on the side that we springed it up. He's directly in front of me
Are you gonna attack you already? Oh, I've been attacked you. Yes, I'm gonna sit up. Sit up. Sit up standing
crouching again
Yeah, that's him you kill them I think
Oh, yeah, there's an attack to I need as well
There's no one who's there one thing where you right up wait, I don't know who's hiding from someone
Dude don't just go to the body now you psycho you fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
Go go go go do the beer do the beer use actually it's such a big pickup
I believe that right to left right to the tree directly down by the road yes
those shots we got you get your people down there yeah I was cypered out I see
on the road right to left I tap them I'm pushing right is he running towards the
pier the opposite way for the beer got it I'm on the move okay I'm on the far
right okay I'm pushing towards them there was two there was two not yeah
anyone in front of us be careful
another running across the road
up shoot that guy close he's directly
in front of me
yeah shot guy one coming to you coming
to you coming to you i was that's
happening another guy one guy's wrapping
madness
he's on the road hey guys we're going to
go to the road in the trees i see what
i see oh yeah i see him in the trees
captain dead
that's what there's one running around
out turning around yeah turning around
now
hey go out to the road
Where is he where do you?
That you just dropped off a high ground?
Yeah yeah I just went on a rock.
On the far right.
I got him behind that block.
Yes there is another guy wrapping behind us so I have to keep an eye on him.
I wish so many shots, and I'm calling fuck
Fixed my leg
He's behind the bus you see can't push up. I cannot see behind the bunch. I don't see that yet though
You might be right there hello
I have a grenade. I'll throw a grenade at him.
I'm wrapping it right. Don't think we don't know how to weeeeeeeeeeeet
I don't see anything behind us. I'm in the middle of the road, crouching.
Okay.
Far right side. Okay.
What do you think he is?
There's two hundred percent?
You're the one that said there was two!
Oh, oh, that's behind us, behind us. The guy was wrapping behind.
That's the second guy I was talking about. I killed the one guy down by the road.
That was the guy that had a heart-chasing shooting at. There's another guy behind us behind those.
Who's made through those?
There's another guy by the presidential area.
I see the dead guy.
Wait, are you walking?
I'm walking. I'm over here. I'mma jump.
Wait, is that a crouch, folksy?
I'm laying down.
Okay, I see a guy.
Where?
On top of the hill, where folksy pushed from.
Wait, I see him! I see him! I see him!
I see my ship! There he is!
Get him!
Okay, I'm pushing.
He's peeking.
Pushing.
Got him!
He is terrible!
I see him.
Go and work, D! Go and work!
We're doing pretty good!
I'm on the hill.
You're gonna hear me stomping.
Hit me?
You should go loot your team.
You need your guy.
Get me down here.
Oh!
See that guy with green goggles on?
His green goggles?
Yeah, he did get it.
Oh, he was packing.
He was packing.
He's a European.
Are you on the rocks on spine right now, close in?
No, no, I'm on the road.
Oh, yeah, we have another guy there on the spot.
What's the spot?
The one where I killed the first guy.
Yeah, yeah. Come on. Okay, chop from behind on the road, on the road behind.
Okay, we're gonna do this guy, you do with that guy, okay?
Okay, I think he's on the island. Or the boat.
I think he's on the boat.
Might be closer, like right on the other side of this hill from us. See?
I told you George.
I thought I heard him. Maybe I did that.
What do you think you heard a step like a like a squaw
Yeah, I get actual stuff
I'm not seeing anything. Is there anyone out there?
Good strike. Good strike
No, we look good. We look good. We're good. We're good. You probably got shot at by a scab
Hey, let's move. Let's get violent. Yeah, let's move
was I'm gonna
gonna stack it in
yeah that guy's gun is like the best game by the way
can we um listen I know you inclined to say no
that's all that I was about but can I have a hundred thousand
rubles I
no scaven it wasn't a play I'll give you this for a hundred thousand rubles
I just want to be able to transfer the gun
We give you a hundred how can I give you a hundred thousand rubles and still go well
I thought you said that you were like traumatized and so you bought a bunch of extra money. Yeah, I brought extra euros
How much money do you got?
It wasn't an extra it wasn't a scab wait
Hey, it was a fuck as much my god. They hold they give me my gun back you jackass
hold on to it I'm going down to the road okay oh wait actually you can have it
it's an RFP
wait close you give me extra money now there could be a guy to bush watch out
there's two bad guys on the hill to your left just kidding it's us that's us
In the bush, in the bush, in front of me, in the bush, directly in front of me.
And?
Nice, folksy.
Holy crap.
You pretty good at this game, folksy.
He was, he was camping.
Bro, what?
Oh, he's dead.
God, he's dead.
Holy shit.
He got here quick.
That makes sense.
God.
How did he get here?
He was camping.
Bro, what?
Oh, he's dead.
God, he's dead.
Holy shit.
He got here quick.
That makes sense.
God, how did he get here?
Oh
That looks nice
I've got pretty nice and it's pretty nice. What's a little bit the scope is cool. Yeah
What's it called for fracture? Yeah, I got that you much you much. I got a crazy. Yeah, it's a lot of tigs
using wisely
Respective and it will respect you. Yeah, there's smoking. I want this one now. Okay, good. Oh
You guys give them a TV
Right now
I hate this mask man. She's he mask
There's a lot of smoke in a time this you guys again don't want I'll take them
I'm poor I'm a pain
Well as hilarious as that is
Come to me come to me come to me come to me come to me right now come to me right now right away
You just know I know
No way look at that good hiding spot jackass
That's a guy's name, Ride Your What?
Ride Your Shousy.
Now we ride.
Yeah!
I'm a little junky by the way.
I'm a junky monkey.
You want me to carry something for you so you're not fat whenever we're trying to get
over there?
Yeah, I'll just drop that helmet.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm not going to want that anyways.
I can check the register that seems to be in the Pia.
Good thinking, boys. Good thinking.
Thanks, boys.
Then I can actually make some cash and transfer this gun back.
Maybe we can try some bitches.
Amen.
Well, not amen.
Oh, amen that.
Amen.
you got our 2d anime moms getting fucked by occupations
oh shit
what the hell is going on here
also where's my amen
same place as your bitches
damn
much. You got to be great at it.
Oh, how is there a level 54 with a knife sitting there?
Guys, this is sauce. There's going to be someone here.
We got man-acted life fucking logs, we gots.
Oh, guys, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Here, literally next to us.
I'm just f**king out.
What is it?
I'm the little guys who makes the cats, I'll be back.
We ain't lonely, candy.
Wait, do we wait then? We can't go without them, right?
Yeah, you can go without them, you can't do that to your kids.
I'll be over you in a second, I'll be over you in a second.
Don't worry.
Oh, so we're really good with these cats, I understand.
Yeah, we're late as f**k.
Oh, a T.C. drink.
It's so late. Score!
I'm around this corner by the way close you don't shoot it
You don't know I thought 11,000 I'm not 11,000
My how much I need I don't know how much it costs to change this guy. I'm assuming like 40
It was how much you need to be the chance there's got I can't check or
Yeah
Okay, hold on I got a little sam-sam I got a 30,000 682
25k park 30k
It is one more register with oh, yeah, there's a person ice cream spot
I
Can give you you want it that might make the difference
All right, there's two thousand on the ground right here
Thank you. Good shit
Who's got extra ten thousand I've got forty thousand extra
It's two thousand
Right here on my feet
Thank you my all right
Let me make sure I don't use too much. Hold up. Tell me. Tell me when to interact 40. Wait, I have 40,867 I can spend.
Wait, no, no, no. Okay. 42,867. Okay. All right. I interact. Interact. Go ahead.
I forgot the box is so small. None of this was for anything.
What a joy. Hold on. I might be able to get something going here. One second. I am gonna
take apart the gun. Five seconds. Oh, you serious? Oh, shit. Yeah. Deliver it. Oh my
My God, you got it with like.
Did I do it?
Did it work?
Did that work?
Did we get it?
Well, you got it with like 0.3.
The greed is insane.
Dude, you know what I like?
When I do stupid shit, they're like,
oh, this little fucking idiot.
And then when I do something that's efficient and smart,
You're like, oh, he's so beaty.
Fuck you guys.
Can't win.
He can't win.
Oh, it's a services practice.
We're good.
We are good to go.
It's 2400 by the way.
You do a great P.T.S. Box.
P.T.S. Box.
Probably all star players like that,
They all want to be MVP and don't share and then the whole team gets AIDS and half of
Europe dies.
Oh, I know the stakes were so high.
I know the stakes were so high.
Whoo
Cop the wedgie jacket on key is that the game? Oh, yeah, I do it
Hey you a boss. How's it going? How's it going? How's it going boss? How's it going?
How's it going boss? Okay. I'm just gonna fuck myself don't worry.
Oh I was muted sorry. I'm good. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hmm. Oh I was looking. I thought I might be muted fuck.
I'm gonna close that.
Stand back boys.
Close up.
One is close.
One is close left.
I have a nade.
Don't cross in front of me after your nade.
Jesus Christ.
Don't cross in front of me after your nade.
He's just crazy.
Okay, I'm gonna put this nade away.
Stand back boys!
Did you what?
No.
Okay.
Now she's got two revangs.
Alright.
Take away that type of hunch!
Nothing.
I don't think you did anything
I said anything I said anything. I don't know if he's close left or if he's like
Not
Hey, now remember the whole like we're gonna speed run it. Oh, yeah, good thing it
Wait, wait, coachy coachy, which would you what would you which would you?
Is it you in front?
Can you be down the hallway?
Careful, bro. Night is very scary.
I think he's definitely still up.
She went?
All right, all right. You guys do it.
How could she be so bad at accident?
Close half. End right down the hall.
I'll kill the guy close half.
He's right behind this wall.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
Who's died, Ed? Was that, was that, was that Knight?
No, no, no
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Knight's aim at the door.
Two dead.
Knight lit.
Three dead.
Knight still up.
Knight crossed.
Getting closer.
Far.
Are we winning?
Is Knight waiting?
He's coming!
Yeah, he's coming.
Right, he's coming.
Knight.
Knight has nothing in his hands.
There's nothing.
Knight has nothing in his hands.
Knight is down, he's down.
ready
i did
nice should be it
oh one more coming up the stairs
good work team
is it me don't you
little sub sub
three three
little sub sub
Yeah, still one up still one up
So that's close you right there with the attack to right here, so that's no that's hot
They didn't me. I'm doing okay. Where's hot side?
Please oh, what's this guy? No? I got flexible. Oh, you know the first one
No, I'm still up top. Oh, that's okay
They get a little something something for our benches
Yeah, these guys are kind of poor we might just want to skip these guys
Yeah, we skip those guys and we continue we just hit the loot spots
Guys are indeed poor and ugly the poor and ugly who goes art
Is that you walking I walked a little bit. Yeah, sorry. I need to I want to be CP FMJ is that good or no?
It's okay
Nothing to write home about
Where's that one? I want a hunch fellow
I'm I'm over here. I'm uh, you guys. Oh
No, wait, what is that?
Guys guys guys guys if I drop this you're to promise I to take it you're to promise, okay?
What'd you get guys come over here come over here come to back. I got a lbcr rig for one of you guys in
Was that was that in the air in this room all the way in the corner is cool
We need to continue though.
That is cool.
Wait, what's this?
This one?
Wait, these bots.
Oh, he's got the backpack on.
Billy, I'll show you.
I'll show you.
You want to take it?
One quick second here, bot.
One.
Thank you for the only...
Sorry.
See you later.
Oh!
Oh
Two mil item
Wait, you're down below right? That's so expressed. Oh my god, apparently I shot and everybody told me to go back grab it
Yeah, my chat was spamming me
Yeah, baby
Oh, there's nothing compared to what I have buddy check this out. You ready for this?
You know why you've been doing great here on the iceberg
I say we said hot zoom to the boiler room and see if we he's really got what it takes
What do you think about that close you dance good idea?
down both
Let's keep it. What the hell?
I was like, I mean, of course
Would you also have the key? I might have killed it
Would you also have the the orange key card?
One of those. Yeah, did you find it here in the map? Oh
Just find one. No, I'm just saying we have to grab it
I got it. I got it. Oh, let me see my cool thing. I got it. Let me show you my cool thing. I got it. Okay.
Check me out. Check me out. I'll tell you. Give me some. Yeah, let's be sure.
Here. Sit back. Sit back. I'm down here. I'm down here. I'm down here. I didn't clear it.
By the way, Hans, I just want to know if you think this, I'm standing up and holding up.
Oh, I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't.
All right. Wait, what is this?
That's actually sick. Wait, let me see. What the?
oh no no wait close he's dying close he's dying close he's dying
I have the indivisible of a gold down below but the people here I'm in the kitchen are you
are you not in the hallway no no no in the kitchen I didn't just shoot you no okay in kitchen are you
share.
Little Jack.
She can't.
She punched open.
Dude, he punched down the door.
It was a fucking clown car again.
They're right outside that door.
We are.
D4W.
Where?
Can we have a jam session?
To chill. The team used the sound.
Yeah, I am and so you see that door you're a man. I'm the room to the right. Yeah, you go to the stairs
Yeah
See like
We swing on them I have a left hand swing around
You get him might be dead. I don't know I got him. I got him. I got him
I just need don't you don't you don't you don't you
Okay, I'm gonna catch his or more. There's this you guys coming in this is us. It's us. That's me may may may may may
Maybe some some
Oh, yeah, I move boys. You gotta move
Quick
Honestly, I think Hunch might have to drop one of his special machines. He's gonna slow down too much
There's more back here, there's more on me, there's more on me, let's take it, it comes
Where are you guys?
Hey
Gotcha
Where are you guys all everything's clear. I'm in the back control room back control room
You see any of me. No, I mean, this is me. You just saw me. It's a me me me me me me me
I'm getting trolled. Have you quick bite the eat we're saying let X. I'm a bit famous
That X
No, people are just saying it. It was the little car. You know how in labs and you're looting it
You see a little black credit card. Yeah, you can for oh was it? Oh, that's nice
We'll get a little bit of power there somehow slower than the last time
Yeah, that is me. That's me now here to my stochu. Don't you don't you don't you?
Give me that
I'm good to go. You ready? Yeah, that's right
Go back over yonder. I'm gonna try the key for you
I
I'm okay. I just do one of you guys want to do the boiler room this time
We hunched yeah, we have to do this right preferably hunch for my guy. No
Will not do anything. I think it's unfair that you throw me into the fire
Fuck you. Okay. All right
We are you are doing that all right. I have five mil on me right now. I am not doing anything
I
I'm just I love you my boy, but I hope you die. I hope you die the worst
Violent death
I think we might miss two of them
You missed you all over
I'm so pissed
I'm dying my friend
Look you want to keep it keep it keep it keep it. I'm casting a curse on you. You will die
You will die you will die you will die you will die you'll die you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die
Could you bite could you bite could you bite
I'm telling you, I think we should send Hunts in there.
How is he ever gonna learn if he never does it, you know what I mean?
Back me up with this, coach.
Back me up with this.
What do I do?
We want, we want Hunts to do the boiler room.
The boiler room?
Is that the smoke thing?
Mm-hmm.
I was kind of hoping for someone with two espresso machines to do it.
No, I'm not doing it.
Now is this like, is this like two and a half million to a vendor or like on the auction
house?
To a vendor?
I will do the boiler room and exchange for one espresso machine.
No.
Fuck you.
Because I see don't have a 60 round mag. This is not smart for me to do I can give you 60
I'm an MCX guy. I don't have 560.
I'll give you high M4.
Anybody else?
Any other?
Just one X-Front of a Z please.
No, no. Fuck you.
So you're gonna send me down there.
I'll play through the 50-50 shot, I'm gonna die.
For number one.
Why?
What have I done?
Okay, I see how it ends.
I see how it ends.
You guys left the lead-ex in the room.
They were in line, oh my god.
There was a lead-ex.
You guys left the lead-ex.
I'm kidding, that guy.
Yes!
That guy, for sure.
Yes!
There was a lead-ex!
I'm not doing this for the room.
You both can genuinely fuck yourself.
I'm not doing the boiler room! I'm not doing shit!
You're doing it!
You're doing it! Someone else is doing it! What are you fucking just gonna die?
Yes!
Dude, Pina just left six million dollars.
Six million dollars.
Six million!
Six million proofables on the crowd!
Not one million, not two, six!
Hello!
I
Dive both of you die both of you this rain
Hey hurry up
I'm not doing shit you guys are walking around with buddy bags full of golden diamonds
I'm some lowly scumbag and you see me there to die
But how do I do it first you put the Lennox in your pockets
If you don't do that, it won't work.
Second, you go down there, turn your monitor off, and just start blasting.
Oh.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, you went fuck it.
I'll do it.
I see.
I'll do it.
I just want everyone to remember this.
I want everyone to remember this.
I want everyone to remember my selfless act of courage.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-hmm
You got this
If I die right here
No, it's fine over the 30 round it's whatever
Both those doors are closed right
Give it to me one second.
I'm closing them now.
Close one, close two. You're getting to rock.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, I'm letting it sink, boys. I'm letting it sink!
Rock it!
he did not go to the right spot yeah no yeah not the right spot I am gonna die
come in come in come in I was watching I was watching I was watching this door
I can get in or just this yeah, there's a joint watch the hallway
How should you reach out and pass here quick? I think you want to hey
Before then
I think still cross away. Yeah cross away so. Do another smoke, I'll throw you down the smoke.
Careful.
Are you on the second floor? I'm in the green smoke, don't shoot me.
First floor, first floor.
Such a bad angle for us. I can't see anything.
I'm dying to death
Are you I'm good. I'm good. I'm gonna putt up on it. I'm fine
Through the cross the way on your side hush my side yeah, I'm shooting the one on your side right now
So, we use all these smokes now.
We will have enough for the boss to step on out.
We gotta turn the turbo on right here.
Fuck the boss.
Are you walking?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hot as pee.
Cross the way, bro.
It's so literally, directly.
I can't ADS because my gun is too big.
He's looking at you.
I see him.
He's looking at you.
Going water-shrow?
On the wall.
Can I open this door?
Yeah.
Oh, I was thinking fire, are you joking?
I'm not a ammo boy, are you alright?
I'm not the white-swinged, this motherfucking guy, is that stupid?
Stop, get away from me!
Very stupid, very stupid.
I'm running out of ammo boys, I got like half a clip left!
I need a hero!
So tough.
I want to toss an A though, you know.
Any movement?
Thanks.
Reloading the bag?
Thanks for thinking about me, boys.
Oh!
Don't mind the other way.
Arms gone.
It's fine.
You should walk over.
Walk it over.
I got to do legs, and we did it to head.
Empty.
Thanks for letting me.
Second four. Second four under me.
Second four crossed away.
I can't wait to see more smokes. I gotta keep the rest of the mines.
I'm hitting. I'm hitting.
Up top now.
I'm the third smoke down to you, P.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
I feel like he spotted me to throw it
and then he just gave me one later.
I spoke.
I don't know.
See, I'm team sexy.
I spoke myself while I can't see anything.
Good work.
Good thinking, good thinking.
Dude, hi.
All right, it's a good time for a surf gig.
Wait.
Good luck, boys.
Thank you, sir. Thank you sir. I'm gonna go ahead and do a quick surf kit if anyone pushes me. I've done immediately
Nice surf kit
Okay, she's she's still up top I can't let him beat him my other teammates
Wait, can I peek him from smoke?
Yes, yes, we have to have a flashlight to see through it. That's the cleanse. I do I do I do I
I did baby you get it careful with that very careful with that
That was a guy top for now the guy's second floor
I could just go where he is.
Are you spreading?
That would be nice.
I'm going to go where he goes.
Hang around where he goes.
I'm in need.
Oh, hold on now.
Got a friend down here.
I swear to me, I've been again.
Is he on the first floor?
I don't know.
He's on the second, I think.
I
Don't staircase. You know, I'm on the first floor sale. I'm going right side
You the back left it sounds like
Oh
Bottom for bottom for middle back middle back middle
Yes, yes
Glad to be
oh man
you're a good man you're a good man
you bastard took everything for me and ship me into the fray
you you passed it all let's not forget who missed the loot
You sent me into the fucking parade.
Oh yeah guys, just come on down, share the wealth.
Guys, come on down!
Share the wealth! Share the wealth!
Come on down! Come on down!
No
All the gate bother work everybody
You see we see if the other blackout gun I need we're able for it to be dashed with the of our
Little some some
We can we see one or no?
Oh, the reason why either
Wait what another MPX no MCX
There's no ammo for me I'm not able who is the game
Looks like you guys gonna have to take the charge. Oh man. No, but like you guys are gonna be in danger if you do that
No, you guys will be
I
Actually didn't bring a scope. I just now realizing that just fucks us super hard. Oh, okay
Oh guys, I don't want you guys to be a danger that's the last thing I want last thing
Oh my god, it would make me so sad if I if you guys died with all your express receipts and evixes
Oh my goodness. I've been tricked off in the corner
One moment
I'm good to go I have what I need and I need what I have
It's good
Yeah
They're gonna pull them for you. It wasn't a bomb. Thanks. I win only every 501 go that we got
Oh, I left it it is back back
Who's doing this?
God
Like this one gives you 20 and it takes up 12. That's an extra eight
All right
Now one of these things
Right one of these things
No, what are these things?
No, what are all the good stuff out
What a one of these things
takes up
12? No, no, no. 16 it gives you 25. How much is that? That's... nine. Who's the first one?
Hey! Better ergonomically take it. This one!
There we go. Alright boys, I'm good to go. I'm looking good. I'm feeling good. I'm
sexy. You guys ready? Yep. We're on the move, we're on the move.
How many times have we got to be so fast here?
We have 20 minutes. We have to clear Heli and then probably reset.
No, no, no, no, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this easy.
We're gonna clear fast.
You know what, guys? I'm not gonna lie to you, I have almost nothing.
I'm just gonna go ramble on these benches, alright?
I'm gonna clear this whole thing in five minutes, we'll be at the boss in 15.
Heal, heal, heal?
I'm gonna drop shit.
No, I just need, I just need a hunch to give me some MA5 and MA1 mags, so I don't have to reload.
Oh, I was doing what?
I'm becoming hot, I'm becoming much...
How'd you get?
I'm inside the room to the right.
I'm gonna start clearing out, okay?
Have you already started this?
You need mags?
No, I have not started this.
Okay, somebody started it, because it's not this one.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
I wish I had a better scope.
I'm coming. I have a good show.
Can I borrow your scope?
Yeah, come pick my scope.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Can I get a six-year honor?
You see the token? You go, you go.
He watched?
Oh, damn. You got the sauce.
What's in this bag?
M995 and M85581.
Can I shoot you?
Let me just handle it. We gotta go fast.
What the hell is this? What am I looking at?
DFT out
Oh, hey, oh my god
Jesus Christ issues, uh, so I guess they can't shoot
You can all put the full grip on the first smoke. What the hell so that's that's the toxic grenade. That's we have to have the mask on
I have the mask.
Like you were saying, I'm about to go crazy on these bitches, don't worry.
The hell is it? I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be.
I'm about to go crazy! Stand back!
I forgot this piece.
I'm on it, boys. I'm on it!
I'm on the case.
I
Don't see how he does this yeah watch a little bit
We're down
Oh my god, there's shit in me through the box. What the hell I just lost my arm
I would love to help but I know the second I drop this bag
Oh, I will I swear to God, you know, I don't lie what I swear to God. I swear to God
I won't touch your bag
You see to get to the watch we need to get to the box. I swear to God. I swear to God
Fucking lights there's two down. There's a maximum six out there are five no five so there's three more three more
Just shoot the light it goes out
actual
I
Was good
And
3-1-1.
B-8, you and Hudge.
Hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that.
Good work, good work, good work.
I'm here, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move.
17 minutes, we got this, we got this!
We got this boys, lock it!
Oh you bitches are taking the night visions.
Oh my god, you guys are actually the biggest motherfuckers.
I didn't get any night vision.
You should, you should, you should.
We put our life on the line.
We put our life on the line for our country.
And this is what they do.
I didn't get a single night vision, I swear.
This is what they do to us.
I promise I didn't.
You have everything.
I didn't have it.
You guys are the greeniest motherfuckers I've ever seen.
Stop saying you guys.
FUN STAND, HE'S GONNA SILENT HE IS!
Lock in, lock in, we're moving in, we're going in boys, we're going in, we're going in!
So if I call the helicopter...
Oh my god...
It will stay here for you guys, correct?
Yeah, and we had bugs, remember? We had bugs!
He comes guys, comes, comes, comes, comes!
Can I go right side or now?
No.
I'm just gonna catch you guys.
There's an MCX here, there's ammo for you too.
You ready to set it up?
Another one down.
I
Would down nice nice pay one more one more. He's right below us right below us
That's him keeper. He's right below us
You need another magp if I give you a bag for you pack them
Yeah, yeah, come over here. I'll swap you
Here's a 60 out there that I'll see you this way back on the ground
One more, one more, spreading at you.
Back, back, back.
No, that same spot, same spot, same spot, where you just killed that guy.
He went back, he went back to the right.
I think I killed another one.
I killed one.
I, I promise he won't go over there.
I think he's behind this first box.
Yeah, yeah.
You had the box where you just killed that last guy.
I heard I heard springy to the right
I feel bad for a hunch are you insane?
But he's getting ten million dollars right now.
richer than us times out to 20 billion is he went back over there he's so much
that you make it oh yeah I'm gonna turn off your back fast like
shit I'm not gonna do that we're about to get each other
barely make it ends meet over here oh we got 30 minutes you got 30 minutes
yeah I'm gonna grab my backpack and drop the big step out of it and they come
back if there's you basically this we got to do it quick we got to do quick
I'm dropping a bag a rigged a gun at the helicopter you guys might not take it
then how should I give you this bag to fill up
is you is you give it to me give it to me you know this is a six-rounder I'm
I'm gonna go kill the three guys, we'll move into the box.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
You watching, watch out.
I didn't loot any of these guys, by the way.
Drop your bag as well, Peter.
I'll fill it up while you guys are doing that.
So, that's what you say, I dropped my bag and a rig and a gun back on the helicopter pad.
This bag's empty, then I gotta hide.
I'm gonna go fill it up.
He's watching, he's watching.
I'm gonna move, I'm gonna move, I'm going, I'm going.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You got five smokes?
Maybe enough?
You just shuffle under me.
I think so.
Uh, is that something I can help you with, Pina?
Or is that just a little...
No, don't do that, guy.
Thanks for watching, bye sir.
Hi sir, is this you fat ass behind me so much?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey guys!
Now how do they go?
I need food. Do you guys have food?
I do have food. Here you go. On the ground. Turkey.
Lost visual.
Do you down? Do you down?
Nice.
Back.
All down. All down. All down.
One shot. One to kill.
Nice B.
Get the knife. Get the knife.
Where's the ammo?
We got 10 minutes 40 seconds boys we got this we got this
Lock it!
I eat bags packed I eat bags packed
Yeah
You got another bag packed for me Mr. Hutch?
I do I'm up on the helipad
I can sprint over and drop on you
Yeah yeah yeah grab a 60 round for me
Yeah
This guy has 30 round max of
I mean 5-5-8-1 I'm just gonna take hits for now
So I can get started okay?
I
Get to miss it miss it miss it miss it miss it
You go here you boys
This is the end game. They say the end game. This is it. That's where it all comes out. It's for all the models
Praying to Bob? Praying to Bob what?
Praying to Bob, Praying to Bob. Bob, Praying to Bob, Praying to Jimbeck.
Look Labor, he's sent. Can you tell Burk Peanut that me and my mom watch him every single
day? She thinks he's a sweet treat.
A total...
I'm going in. I'm going in. Wait, you can't sell loose ammo anymore. Open the door. It's
all for use. So what? That's where I made all my money. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
What the fuck?
Get down.
In game.
Unmoved.
By the way, this is five boxes back here, Mr. Kosey.
Five.
It's not just weapons and guns.
Yeah, I'm killing five real boxes.
That's a Gigi set.
What the fuck?
Did it drop Goop?
There he goes.
Went down, went down.
Up.
One more to go.
went down went down one more to go it's just five right it's just five
do we know is it just five five to seven five to seven
Fuck it.
We're about to move.
One down.
We're just gonna shoot six more to go.
Give it eight minutes.
Fuck it.
Fuck.
one down, two down.
Get down.
I might need some smokes. I'm out.
No smokes on me, big dog. No smokes at all?
No smokes, just grenades. We're okay.
It's not going super great. They're like not here and I'm out of smokes
I six minutes 30 seconds
They're not pushing. I'm gonna throw a grenade
it.
Do you want me to get the hell out of here?
Oh shit!
Oh man, that's wet, that's wet, and I don't have a smoke.
What's down, what's down, what's down?
Nice bro.
Bro.
You're just not pushing!
What the hell is that? Oh my god, I just got something cool!
Oh.
I have to wish folks I'm pushing it don't die I never die
On the bug later and I'll be worth it. It's worth it. We glory alone
Holy shit, what the fuck are these guys smoking? What the hell was that?
You want another pushy?
Someone down?
Nice.
Oh, guys fighting to get off of that.
without me guys, I'm being a little late.
Guys, I'm being a little late,
go ahead and get out of here without me guys,
I'm being a little late.
I can't call you out though,
go ahead and call me out.
Guys, I'm just hanging around,
don't worry about me guys,
I'm just hanging around,
just hanging around, just hanging around.
I'll be a little late, all right guys?
Get on out of here.
Where'd you drop your bag at, P?
I dropped it.
What happened?
Most of the stuff is right on the helipad,
it's in a white bag and a rig and a gun on the helipad.
I did however, before I died,
Stuff 4000 euros in my asshole.
W!
Excellent, Ray, excellent, Ray!
Next run, I'm clearing everything, you're looting everything, okay?
Oh, how generous!
You!
I said, okay, alright, alright, alright, devils advocate here, but I know you're making shit.
YOU ARE THE DEVIL!
And this was you and you had fucking 3 mil locked up you could do the same shit.
I got this thing called a gigachat cryptographic processor off of ledge it was in his butt.
Wait really?
We owe him $30,000.
We should probably call that soon now.
Yeah, I'm down for it.
Oh, man, I think we got even boys.
I think we got even.
I'm pretty sure we got even right there.
Yeah, go ahead and call that thing.
3000 plus 4,000 euros.
That's like, I'll call it.
I need to get out soon.
That's like 1 million rubles total.
Right here.
We broke even boys.
Oh, your fire away.
I want us.
Oh, right.
I can't carry all this. I can't.
Huh?
I'm gonna do Sammy boys.
Okay.
You took my toy.
It's yours.
That was my first position.
That was everything to me.
What?
I can't believe the devil.
He's taking.
He's saying that he is saying that you get everything else. I got flitters. How do we don't make you don't like how are we still
How is talk up I've been debating on whether to get it or not this like I
Don't have a stint thing. Hey, it's great
Hop on in chief hop on in the water's fine
Dude, let me tell you if you've been turned on the fridge about my name. I say wait
We need to go wait just a little bit wait until your wife leaves you so I mean lose your job your house is evicted
Just that moment
Purchase the skate from Tarkov edge of darkness edition
it bugs if you have 2400 you need 25 is that true guys guys I think what
happens is that there's no bug I think God just hates me no no no guys I was so
close to killing the boss at all of his goodies do you see that by the way were
you watching my stream with that guy with what is an R6 seeds top 250 player
what the hell was that but he'd plant C4 charges on the wall and bust in some
maniacs in there, we're going to fuckin' crazy people. Jesus Christ! God had motion! God had
motion! What is up? Oh Mr. Darkman, what is up? What is up? How you doing, man?
What is up? You guys at the center? Yeah, the guy's at the center? Mm-hmm. Oh. There's
five of them. Guys should we do Ice Picker again or should we do something else? Holy
fuck! Yeah, this is the way, this is how we power level. Through all the bullshit. No
I can hear you. I can hear you listen. I'm zero risk this time buddy. Okay. Let me tell
you how this is going to go. You're going to go in there. Die immediately and then I'm
going to have to kill him. Then at least let me put my body on the line for it. Okay.
All right, yeah, you're stuck here in the air log.
Can I be honest?
Go ahead. Yeah.
I'm fucking rich.
I mean, I had to have, you know what?
I'm going to sell it and I'll let you know how much I made.
But it's close to.
Oh, you do that for me.
Ten mil.
If you go.
I I came up massive.
That's why I was.
That's a ten mil raid.
No, probably not. I mean, I don't know, but I mean, I got
I don't like how you can't sell ammo.
I'm so happy for you. I just want you to know that. I just want you to know that I'm so happy for you.
I don't check your gas stoves. They're not on. They're not on. You can trust me. All right.
Smoke a cigarette in your living room after the three. You don't mind.
Yeah, I will. I will. Let the dog go.
Let me do how it goes, let me do how it goes.
I have nothing and no one.
That's where I'm at right now.
Oh my God.
Thank God I reached through that.
Jackass's pockets at least put some heroes in there.
Oh, he's.
Thank God.
I kind of knew I was gonna die.
That's why I reached down, grab that one thing.
And what do y'all do was bring me in back to have a thank you. I'm gonna bring myself an attack to and I'm gonna give you my
Mechanic right um I
Don't I don't know so what mechanic oh, yeah, please look at it. Yeah
All right, I have no space. Give me two seconds here. I'm out of armor. I'm out of armor and everything
I'm out of armor. I'm out of five five six guys
I have nothing
Hmm
Look at the arch
Shit
Wait
I can't sell any of my attachments
One moment one moment
Little shopping shopping
I'm
On
What you see your bowlock
I'm
Here what workbench yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you. Oh, yeah
Is it I was out there put in my life on yeah, were you how many did you go how many how
I'm ready. I am. I'm taking clothes. He's fine. All right. No, I want to see well out there. Me
3.3 million
I want to see what out there means. I want to see what I can't I killed them all in the helipad
No, I want to see what out there means
Close you close you where is the part where you when you see your thing?
Like an hour behind you find would see it. Yeah, it subs only I'm ready now. You want to go?
I had to see what quote-unquote out there means.
I was at go to the hell it bad.
Oh, I said.
Oh, you were kind of cooking.
Oh, damn.
Bitch.
Yeah, wait, are you, am I starting to look at my screen?
Oh, damn.
You were cooking.
You were cooking, boy.
You were cooking.
Yeah, and I killed three players.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I wonder what a hunched in.
That if you got that many, and I got my, I wonder what a hunch is doing.
I got 44,000 experience you know something pk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe you can if you want too much, but I also, I also, uh, I also cleared the first room and then I found the good shit and said, yeah, not cleared anything else.
also I also cleared the first room and then I found the good shit and said yeah
not cleared anything else oh anything else all right I went from 400 guys don't
worry I cleared the easiest part of the entire map and got rich no need to worry
guys I'm at 4.7 million now fuck you actually like you do oblivion so happy
right now I'm so happy he's dying just the icing on the cake what what
you know last rainy took all the night vision he was such a happy I can't even
dream that rain and then he tried to convince us to go clear the area so we
He died and then he died instead.
I'm telling you, I think I did,
I think I must have been some horrible person
in a past life or something.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I was reincarnated.
I'm telling you, I'm getting karma
for someone else's dealings.
I'm telling you, I'm 150%, 150%.
Like Sadam Hussein or something.
I'm telling you, I, this is-
You peanut a blackjack
Oh my god
Yeah, I told you this rate you're gonna get everything. Oh my goodness. Thank you
Where's the
What smokes do I get peanut where I get them from just type in smoking the they said it smoke we need like eight
Which one the B1's in the MAT jam 18 I can only buy six of them. I'm gonna buy nine
I got you. Don't you worry by the way? Don't you worry?
We'll talk to the ball guy. I need a third I gave it to you and died
Oh, yeah, that's why it's sent peanuts your mercy
Eliminate the heretics tell slursy to get the covenant back their bomb. I will master chief. I will
Don't you worry
Let me get a little bit of food and water
It's famous you work out there. Let me tell you out there on the boob deck with all those semen. Oh
Oh, thanks you Google want a bus
Little something something a little water a little bit of water
it. Oh, there's no aquamarri on the entire market. Oh, there's okay. Okay, I'm good to
go. That's right. Oh, wait, we need the bomb. We need the bomb. I need to buy another bomb.
Oh my god, even more in the hole. That's okay. I don't win this right here right now. I'm
I'm homeless, I'm homeless, I'm poor, yes, if we don't win this one right now, right here,
I'm homeless.
I'm in the soup kitchen line getting alphabet soup from the government, all right?
I win it.
Oh, that did?
Why did you just say that?
You lost my scope, you motherfucker.
the last run.
That's right.
Get in there guys.
Oh my god.
Honestly, we are lucky.
We are lucky.
This is the last stand right here.
The last stand.
I don't think I can go again.
If we don't do right here.
Yeah, that last run was just.
It's like a high risk against for me. I'm 700 K. It's just because the lead X
I can't wait to loot that room this raid and there'd be like
quarters
Fidget spinner
I'm getting in that room first actually fuck you guys. This is my time
Okay, listen you guys left it. I went back guys. I am not survived this single
You fucking have been making out like bandits. Yeah, well, how do you die before we even die the first game?
Because the helicopter took off without me
Fucking wait limit badass. I just got on 10 minutes ago
What happened nothing I forgot a green flag whale
Is your maximum damage money you can get the raid like what if I get like a million I
Actually brought 10,000 euros
I mean,
like a billion billion, a whole can of beef, you 100% wouldn't know the limit.
that ass. I could, maybe I, oh you got me, I got me, I have nothing in no one.
Oh you got me, I lost everything. Oh you got me. Oh, let's don't run!
fuck, we're in already, my fault. where are we? oh, the customs. we're only at the customs.
This is gonna be fucking ass, by the way.
P9 backpack!
Oh, he wears it!
Right behind you.
Let me take mine from inside of it real quick.
Go ahead.
We're late, by the way. Someone could be like, up here, I guess, right? With an SDA6?
I think I'm right. Wait, hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right. What's wrong?
Wait a minute, I'm good.
You know, you good at the thing, okay?
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. My thing wasn't working by my hat. So they wouldn't swids
Here we go now looking fresh
I'm good. I'm good. Oh
Are you putting under something stop? I'm gonna go down. I hold you fuck holy shit
Oh, holy shit, holy shit
How's you guys shot as well?
Whatever happens to the next half out
Jay, we spawned late and there's a spawn right there where you're running go
We didn't spawn late. We spawned on time. Hmm. We're kind of like
I also will do to the longest I'm like for some reason like fuck
Oh, I hope no one leased fun didn't on top of me. Yeah. Yeah, I hope there's no guy that just spawns on top of me
Oh my god, like our thing that match like a team of five men just on top of you. Oh my god
Oh my god
It's just about five huge guys on top of you.
Oh my god.
One shoot to you in your face.
Oh, and then the other one for a line up to do the same.
Oh my god.
That would be horrible.
Shucks.
Oh my goodness.
I love visual learners.
If you guys want to laugh, laugh, laugh.
I heard that over there.
M1A.
That's behind.
Let's get moving. Let's get moving. That's too far. That's too far. Let's move that way too far
I mean, hello
For those
The m1a still good they used to be my favorite round the game m1a die. It's okay
I think the oh, it's getting closer. He's getting closer
He's gotta move boys. He's gotta move
Don't let the mere mortal
Bless you
You get a little gash just when I'm nervous.
Where was that? So I guess that was this one.
That's- there's a guy right in front of me!
Hi, sorry? Where?
Right in front of me, right in front of me on this rock.
Let's start right rock.
I- I don't know.
Let's see him.
Wait, wait, wait.
Behind a tree.
He's behind a tree. He's not looking at you.
Look at that gas station on the rock.
I
Need someone close he's needing some clothes he's spreading back now
He needed he needed he needed someone someone's gonna be close pushing him
Looking for his friend right now with the guy who's needing I see him
He's on the road, he's on the road, he's on the road, he looks good, he looks good, he looks good.
We're coming.
He's in the middle of the bridge.
I'm not sure you cross the bridge, I think he's behind that blue car that's front of us.
Okay, I'm scared for the camera.
Fuck you!
I think someone fell down the bike.
He's in the middle of the road right now build the road build the road
On me up top on me I've lost them throwing the nade where's last scene I could have killed him
I don't know though. I'm red. I'm red. So one's right there on that made
I'm dead. What a sweet treat. Another great raid. I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy.
I was
What you have cozy
behind us
Good
You kill the guy down below.
Let me kill anyone here.
I die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
I don't think so.
Okay, I killed one guy.
I die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
That's...
I die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
You killed one?
Nice.
I die, die, die, die, die, die.
I'm worried about the... who did...
He didn't die though.
I died to someone on the Pia, but there's also someone behind the blue car that's lived down
brother road I died to someone on the peer but it's also someone behind the
blue car that's lived over on the road blue car blue car key blue car key blue car key
ready yeah yeah yeah blue car key blue car key blue car key
nice another insane this is me spinning up on you good good they're cooking
No, I'm just playing it for you.
It's just kind of like garbage.
I see him.
Hold on.
Oh, wait.
You have a tattoo, right?
Yes.
OK, I'm very pleased with that.
That's what it says.
Hey.
Oh, Mr. Tiger, what the fuck is going on?
Good man, good man.
I forgive you for cheating on your wife Tiger Woods. Thank you Sharon. Thank you
You kill me? I don't know.
Let's watch our friends die here.
Yeah, I'm going to be so low.
Oh my god.
Grabbing left.
I keep thinking about closures that the top right 75% of the camera is completely useless.
I think about closest to the top right 75% of the camera is completely
useless.
Okay, I'm pushing around where he was.
Okay.
I'm going to get to that, that's shit!
That's a temperature button shit!
Oh, I forgot heels.
Bob, Bob, Bob!
Good lefty, dude.
Good lefty.
Ah!
What the hell?
Thank you, my boy.
I will not let you down I will go to that iceberg and I will kill that onesie pussy
I will not let you down.
It's one for you, my boy.
It's one for you.
It's one for you, my boy.
Thank you, brother.
Cheers, my boy.
Thank you.
That's very kind of you, my boy.
That's very kind of you.
Every yummy Mr. Missile, my boy.
Good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
You're going crazy right now good shit. I'm the team. He's not to keep you
Watch out
I
The Tismas
Okay, he died to a guy pierced. I don't know what I don't know what I don't know what I do
Hmm the crop and lose this kind of guy
that's a verbal arse ass right there.
Hey guys, you think you can put your attack to and by attack to and bring me by attack to?
Yeah.
What?
Hey guys, you think you can put your attack to and by attack to and bring me by attack
to?
Yeah.
I'll get you sir.
Absolutely.
I
Hope both of you die I have a killer armor and there's your
I hope both of you die you don't mean that boss
He died he died
Yeah, it's three bodies to lose
Are you zeroed like on your armor? I'm good. Oh, this is the dog shit. This is the fleer by the way you want it
I hate this thing. Yeah, I'll take it
I'm a shopping
There is no way we're giving this fat bitch more money that is six hundred thousand dollars
He can give it back at the end. I just don't want to use it
Another one what the hell
I see one you right on I have no
Yeah, first pretty good. I eat the rebus. I bet my pizza flows like second back
He's running you three spend more time in the waiting room you can't live off hutch welfare all night, mr.
Only gave me was a backpack. I carry duty. I carry duty. I am the team leader. I will have you know
No, this team would get nowhere without my wisdom.
This team would get nowhere without my wisdom.
Watch, I'm about to drop a little splash of wisdom on them so
they know what to do next.
I want to call.
Fuck England.
So worried about that.
Just ran into the pier.
I think I just killed.
Fuck England.
I
We go now, they know the next step of the operation
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry by tree tree tree in front of me three of them
Maybe to yes, maybe tail by the tree. Hi by the tree. Yeah, I don't know it's in front of me
where we came where we started from.
We're drunk or not?
By the tree, by the tree.
Okay, I'm in second.
I'll come, I'll come in second.
I just had to have them, what?
Oh, one more shot.
What?
How's it got out there?
By the tree, by the tree.
That ricochet?
It made 5-5?
I
The tree by the tree I realize it's a bad calm after I said a dumbass
Towards the road in the tree line the tree line closest to the road
Thank you, right on the tree hunch I see one hold on
I
Run back no the other tree hot they're running back they're running to the top
I mean, they're just staring at peanut's body Oh, that's not good.
is not good price boys that is not good price
oh hey what the hell this is marathon x-space point question mark yes yes i don't know where
they went man any reasonable it's pretty bad fully chrome was armed up you would be would have made
that conclusion instantly you are actually the fastest one to figure that out w's w's black fine
W's left by gentlemen he has peace and he has cracked the case right open
The birds one I don't personally like we don't purchase the white one. I lose either that minecraft
Versus the white one. I know that I know that actually I know that one. I know that one. I know that one. Yeah
What what?
What
what you say fuck your loot these guys are staring at it yeah fuck my loot
yeah fuck my loot and I have you
I
Bro I have you guys went
You know
As long as they give you one more tattoo. I'm good. I
Guess they could have wrapped all the way around behind us
Jack
I
Absolutely nothing
There's G look down and right click and the enemy will be with you on top of the hill as well
Yeah, I'm on I'm on hell G look down and right click and the enemy will be with you
I
It was actually the second team it was actually the second team. I'm on top of the hill right now on top of rock
We did pretty good. Maybe we did pretty good
They could have wrapped behind us. Are you guys using those that thermal? I'm working towards it, but I die
Are you guys using those that thermal?
Mm-hmm
Daffy's our ass though. It closed he just has the fucking gas mask on even though
We're not even on the map where it is used
Hey, that's why it looks like this
What is the objectives here, this is slow, let's get some online shooter going
Fuck did I find it? I
I was just thinking that I said give me some online shooter. I
Said give me some online shooter. I said get you we can use right now online shooter
It's going in body man online shooter. That's what you can use a little online shooter right now
You're thinking you're thinking
He's dead already. Yes. I was stifled by someone with a thermal weapon. That was not my fault
I even I even just we did pretty good. I was just sprinting
guess. I'm penis body pretty much. Okay.
Is it setting turned down so you can see people better? I don't even know if that
works for the game. I think the only thing you got is the low volume of your
lighting right now. I'm gonna touch it and die. Pause.
This guy's plates are...
Wait, this guy's plates are...
Get more online, you're a holy shit.
I'm gonna get...
So probably you can touch the dumb ass body.
Guys, I have nothing. You can just leave.
I
Have not the usually
Well now that you're there I do need that stuff I'm pretty boy
That your mdr that described
Well now that you're there I do do that stuff I'm pretty boy
That's my
I
Bunger later, you're a blackjack
Please do that blackjack, but please oh my gosh, this is hell my mouse just died
Please please do that blackjack
I
Ration using FMJ hold fuck man
Time for hard for a new book I could only afford FMJ
Why is he insulting us we're dad we're already in the dump. She's just kicking sand in our face
Hmm
You were wearing no harbor I wasn't
It was I would go on but we got to get our
Have you had the lover
Cuz your ass
It's your next thing
Yeah, I'll just sprint in for half a second.
You like to kill an eye?
No, I don't think so.
Okay?
You're not a monster?
Okay, okay, good.
Ready?
We should leave.
Yeah.
I'm fat as fuck without proper fuel.
Ready?
Where do you want to leave from?
There you go, tunnel.
What?
Fuck is the tunnel way around
What what
Thanks for killing half the population and then I think of myself
We were my god. Do you my god? Yes in my bag. Oh, thank God. Thank you sir. Thank you
And also if you get that stuff I really would be like I have nothing and I have no one I have nothing in no one
I've I've lost everything. I popped him you're I am so fat. Yeah, I remember you're gonna be taking damage as well
Only
Just the kneecaps don't worry about
You should play baseball again
They need to have a notch got you fat good play baseball
That'll happen
That'll happen.
They said, hold up, this water boy's not fast enough.
Wait, you don't have any knees because you have no legs.
What?
That hell is wrong with you, Hotz.
Completely unnecessary and insensitive.
True.
Peanut, were you wearing no armor?
There's no way.
Peanut, you were wearing no armor?
No.
So he wasn't taking it.
These
These are just gonna
Dude, how are you running no armor?
Opto armor
That's not real
Also, there was three guys that literally
behind us
that I missed
I guess I missed every shot on
Yeah, I saw those shots
Those look like they should have killed them
Yeah, what the fuck?
But because I pray on your downfall
and I want nothing but bad things to happen to you
I'm glad that they did
But they should
Oh, okay
I mean
Are you still crawling with a mule? Yeah, really?
Have you tried not crawling?
Yeah, my same
Alright, did you go left or right?
Hey, hold on you're up here, right?
How would you show up in a crawl with a mule? Yeah, yeah in the compound. Oh
For you. It's impossible
because he dropped the plates out of that one one.
What he'd run real fast like.
Did you drop that?
No, the plates are bad. Plates will bring you great karma.
Or bad karma. Lots of bad karma.
I'm pretty sure plates are really good.
I've already talked to Japan. No more octopus board unless you drop the plates.
You think you don't mean that? I'm threatened.
I'm threatened. There's all level 5s in that.
We're about to go to Icebreaker. There's like a hundred level 5 plates there.
I
Have you survived once?
Oh, damn
What'd we learn I learned you a bitch with that we write it down to so don't forget
I know peanut is hoping that I just get saved in the fucking I hope you get
Absolutely clocked by a lapua 338 bullet for 500 meters right to the side of the dome right right next to the right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking
It's today for it it's today for it's day for it
It's the day it is the day
Okay, you're doing some great clumsy you do a scratch about it.
Is this mules not fucking do anything?
They're supposed to do something.
Did you guys take it?
Yeah.
If you're crawling with a mule, you must be like literally like two kilograms off.
You drop a water bottle, you should be able to run.
Did you drop it?
Oh, it popped the water.
I'm seventy three point five another water. You're seventy three point five and you have a mule you can't run that's a pot
Yeah, that's impossible. That is impossible. There's no way two point nine. Oh
Hey, how is that possible?
You should be able to run 100%
Do you drop that helmet?
No, this is the house is your helmet
Yeah, I've been watching for the last hour you've been dead 57 minutes of that hour
All right, all right, okay. All right. Yeah, did they change mules? Are they just fucking trash now?
They are really cheap for some reason. So maybe they change them. I don't know.
Hmm. Oh
Yeah, your strength stat must be nothing. Have you been drinking your milk and eating your greens?
And we'll attend it. No, I don't drink milk
I'm not gonna lie, SR25's gonna sell for like $125,000.
And if you think about it, time is money,
like Mr. Krab says.
And if you drop the SR25, you'll save time
and get to Icebreaker and get $125,000 easy.
Think about that for a second.
If you think about it, if you stop talking,
I retain my brain cells.
Well, okay, all five of them.
Now, listen, it's actually important for you
to keep the SR25, think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It reduces 50% of weight.
Oh, give one to Hodge, it'll be 500 baths.
Zickety split, drop it, it's a 25% of it, drop it, drop it.
You can't get it, you can't get your dad.
All the time.
I'm already almost right here.
I'm with you guys in spirit.
I'm with you in spirit.
Dina never needs mules,
because he's never carrying loot out.
It's just usually dead.
Bam.
Yeah.
All right, well, Hodge never needs a Father's Day gift
because he can't find them.
So, it looks like we both have our problems.
We could be working on it.
Fuck both of you guys.
That's not true.
You know, Papa Hutch is an active viewer of yours, Peanut.
Oh, I'm taking him away.
He's mine now.
He's my butt slut.
From the end of 25, 28.
I'm right here.
I wanna play the game.
I want to play in the game!
You think we drop in the center of 25 and can do anything?
Yes! It will make you suffer, it will hurt you.
I want you to know when you guys die next, I'm gonna throw a party.
I'm gonna throw an entire party.
I would love to watch you have a party.
You like to be in my party?
Yeah.
Fuck you, I wouldn't show up. I tell you I was fine with that.
I wouldn't show up.
You're not invited. You're not invited.
Okay, we're on it. We're on our way out right now. Why don't you go start making a kid? No
No
I just invited my party either. Yeah, huh? You're not invited by party or his party. I was gonna have a trampoline
In the earth's atmosphere
I have a little
yesterday oh my gosh peanuts having a bad day I'm just having a good night fucking
kill everybody I have a bomb strapped my chest in the game in the game of
quite it's not letting me out of this extraction zone okay I'm good okay I
thought you guys got the wrong session that's right about that's about
Good for you. Whoo. Wait, wait.
Wait, don't leave. You coming
back? You see that? You should
be working together. See, you
see a thief and a trader. You
just see for the trader. I
just aw you can't say you just
left. I just saw you. I didn't
hear you. Uh oh. You didn't
you say? You don't legally death right here.
Legally obese.
Cosy, do you have my bags or my gun too?
Or no?
Yeah, yeah, man, but I'll put in ME55.
I'm not letting you put it in.
Also, can you give me that arbor too?
Because I need some arbor, by the way.
Yes.
Yes, exactly.
Yes, and it's the heads that I got, too.
Got that.
Yes, I would love that.
Yes, yes, yes, that would be great.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's ride.
We're about to go crazy.
I completely forgot about this blur.
We are about to go crazy.
I'm telling you, fuck everyone on July,
we are going straight.
We are going straight to iceberg.
Straight to iceberg.
And we are turning that bitch into Iraq.
I'm going right to the left.
Nothing is stopping me.
By the way, they were saying I was slow because
of the gas mask.
I
Don't know that's real, but you should be wearing it until like later on it's annoying
Wait LG 1130 on a Saturday on slur Saturday you fucking
Way too early
You're not getting off!
It is very early.
That is true.
That is very true.
That is very early if you haven't been live for 14 and a half fucking hours, folks.
See, I've done more hours today than you have in the last six months.
Who's in the, who's in the-
What is happening?
What's for the win, what's for the win?
I hear you.
Go ahead and die.
I'll listen to that buttercup.
I'm gonna suck you till you die.
I don't know where I'll go with that.
No, it's gonna be good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay, I have...
What's that for?
Everything, I'm being nothing.
I need the armor with the rig to help with the headset to God.
And then you have all my smokes as well.
Oh, and the blackjack, and the blackjack.
Yeah, I have your blackjack, I have an armor,
I have a 60 round mag for you, your helmet.
You have other mags?
Yeah, I give you an extra 30 round.
Thank you, thank you.
No, no, I'm all good.
And then you got the headset.
Yes.
And then you got the smokes.
I only have one smoke.
Oh, she's trying to skip me.
Try to get me, huh?
I got three smugs.
We'll be fine.
I think I'll try something.
I'll just move it.
Move it.
I need food and water.
You streamed only on Twitch today because folksy hates
his YouTube members.
Ooh, is that true, Coach?
You hate everyone on YouTube?
What is that guy's name?
Wait a second.
There's a couple guys that just.
What's he?
Wait a second
I'm just talking I'm just psyching. I'm just joking. I'm
He's not psyching go to Twitter
I'm just joking don't post it. That's actually really bad
Why is it really bad now?
Well, fuck you.
They didn't say that whatever they were going after me.
They put me on Jeffrey Hedgeski.
Honey, hating veterans is way worse than hating homeless people.
Yeah.
Way worse.
You got the sword in the scene.
They said both.
They said both?
Yes.
Then they put me on Jeffrey Hedgeski's fucking, uh, what's it called, JetSki.
Yeah, they put they they photoshop a picture beyond Jeff E. M. C. Airplane
I
Feel you on that one. I actually still see that image to this day
Tick-tock conversation with me and it's it's me right
11 11 11
How would the rage going Mr. Peanut Buddies weren't not good?
I won't lie to you teeth.
Not good, okay?
Not fantastic.
I have gotten my ass pounded for the last four hours and 20 minutes.
Ladies and gentlemen, straight, right.
What's that? Well, what is that?
Can I just say, wait a second.
homeless veteran here okay I don't think that's true how would you have internet
unless he's a veteran in California those guys are stacked those guys are
stacked if you're homeless in California you know you made it I mean you know
you're at the top yeah it's only at the top right now that's one upper-edged
God, now let's ride!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
I
Miss you're cozy miss cozy
Yeah, I have your black rock. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Vanguard, which I control 50% of
catch up catch up
I control 50% of Vanguard and 80% of Black Rock.
I'm gonna be starting three wars in three random countries next week just for the shit
in the games.
Guys.
Thanks.
Yep.
Thank you.
Alright, two countries.
No, I don't have any decays.
It's like moral combat, but for rich people.
I have two.
Can I get one?
Or is it like two useless?
Hmm
The student person out here is gonna believe you good good. Hey if we hug the river over the fastest here
No, no, there's a spot literally right out of here
Spawn at the gas station. Yeah
Some reason lately they've been just turning and holding I mean do we just get rock and hold
Been a while since I've been on the stream. How do you manage to get even fatter?
I
Follow me boys follow me gang. Oh low B boys
Don't grab this rock and turn you're gonna grab a rock
Yeah, it's lovely like oh
No, no, no, I choose to be for the people we find
Yeah, boss. Hey, hey, me, me.
You got it? Blackjack?
Wanna now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, drop it. Drop it. Drop it.
Here.
All right, you take this.
This?
No, no, no, no, no.
He has?
He has.
Wait, that's another...
Oh, it's just the...
This is the bigger thing.
Yeah, how do I hear that to the left spooky ghosts?
I mean from here
Beautiful all my verse
No, I called I verse
No, I've already had that enough. It's been my privilege leaving. They're there kill him kill him kill him shoot the legs of the legs
at the extract and I'm four times he's leaving right now I think we're catching
that eyes
I'm dead too he's one guy one guy one guy dude I was thought I was all
Hey, you're lucky my friend suck at this game pal. You're not gonna have the same luck with me
Fuck you
No, no, no it's not
All right lay down your weapon and I may let you keep your life
Lay down your weapons lay down your weapons
Oh
Shiesty
Oh, oh you want to miss do you want to miss
All right, all right, you want to miss pussy
Guys, we lose this one hundred percent.
I think he's a one shot to the head and we have to hit him three times.
Are you ready?
Three, two, I know helmets, no helmets.
If we win this it'll be a miracle.
Three, two, one, come, dead job.
Oh, we're about to die.
Hold on, sir.
Hold on.
We just gotta kill each other hold on
That's not good
Oh, wait
When oh, wait, oh, wait, oh
wait, oh
Honestly, I have a great day
me. Guys, I gotta get my, I gotta get my strength up. That guy just once on me. Excellent
brain, excellent brain. Dude, I'm not gonna MSU. That way the next time I wait, I, I'm
challenged tonight. Fine. I just win. I've got an MSU. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing.
I thought you're supposed to be like, you guy. I am the guy, but I have a literal baton
with level five strength that guy has a red rebel with max out strength I
Yes, his sword is twice as long as mine
And he always did me one time in the head my sword is like two cock legs, and I did him three times in the head
Hmm, I think old peanut wins that I don't mean GGs. Good night. What's your love?
Oh my god, it's a million dollars
We, we, we, we, we gotta do one more, at least one more boss and these are more, come on boss, come on.
Don't talk to me sweet like me.
Don't talk to me sweet like.
Come on boss.
Come on boss, come on boss.
It's impossible to get there.
It's just everyone's there.
Come on boss.
I'll give it one more tip to get there.
If we die trying to get there.
You know, I agree.
I'm down.
Wait, hold on. You're getting on to go to you.
I got a slur. Saturday is this.
Okay, I'm fine.
You guys are both.
Yeah. How is going getting off before midnight on Saturday?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. What have we come to?
What have we come to?
We're a duper can enjoy a Saturday with his boys.
How about you get on the little earlier, you little cocksucker?
How about you ever thought about that?
How about, how about, how about, how about you, how about you shut up, stupid?
You got me into that.
Sorry.
That's right.
I want that one.
one oh man up much one I have nothing in that one yeah it's so bad that just
happened I don't have I have my problems for a few hours every time needs
more of farm a thinker like once I'm gonna do what that's me God I'm speed
There's like M1A's and MDR's and shit.
Hold on, I'm just gonna bring this HKM and saving.
I know I'm not supposed to because it's super long and I can't kill people around Doys, but it's like, it's whatever.
He whatever.
What if we just sacrifice Cloaksy and kill him?
What if we just, wait, what if we just make him run at the enemy as we run to the pier?
I kill that guy down below, but I'm on single fire.
I kill that guy down below if it wasn't me using a pool noodle and him using Thor's hammer.
Hey, why don't we do with shotguns?
Oh, good thinking.
That way we can die.
The possible is that.
Wait, I get it.
Hodge, please show me mercy and give me an attack to me.
I don't have any.
That was that was my last big backpack. That's GGS. That was a full reset on everybody
We can you guys buy one? Oh my god. I broke
Let me see a little tag. We see Mike grab a at least a decent size back like 30 space 30 space. I
Can't even buy mags
This is horrible
You suck in this game
Yeah, you suck in the game when we're ugly. We don't deserve to be alive. Oh, I literally I would literally drop down to go
on him and
I just got a bus there
There was a guy in my blood
My bush is thriving in my bush. Yeah, he started shooting he started shooting my boys
But I don't have anything I do not want to fucking deal with this right now. No, you have to deal with it. You promised
What would your great great great great great great great great great great great great
great grand pod thinking you give it up right now.
He probably had to shovel hay from one side of a field to the other side of a field all
day long just to put food on the table for his family and you're giving up playing a
video game on a Saturday.
What would he think about you?
What do you think about last time?
Actually, I was going to hit you like when's the last time you did but you did like a 30
hour stream.
Yeah, I'll bite down.
Yeah, you bite down.
You bite down.
Hodge is a pussy.
Gigi.
Chat from Gigi.
In my chat, no joke.
Quote, Hodge is a pussy.
God, yeah.
What's up, Danny?
Oh, damn it.
What am I going to do to recover?
It's over for you.
Yeah, bro.
Gigi's.
Bro, I have one of my insurance.
Thank God.
I can't even.
I can't even buy Mags.
I can't buy Mags.
We're saved.
How can I still not buy Mags?
Let's run.
Where are we right to?
We're going in.
We are going in.
I have no Mags.
Look at the boys.
I have no Mags.
No need, Mags.
We're gone.
Let me handle everybody.
You know what they call me, Coloxy, you know what they call me?
What?
LeBron James of Tarkov.
You know how I earned that title?
That was given, but earned.
No one has ever called me that.
Everyone has called me LeBron James at least once.
No one.
At least one time.
Nobody has.
Literally everyone calls me LeBron James of Tarkov.
Literally everyone calls me it.
Literally everybody.
Who?
Who's everybody?
Everybody.
Everybody and everyone.
Right there.
Who?
Hey, LeBron James, Twisted 100.
Look at that.
That's a page for sure.
That's a page adder.
Totally out of 11, LeBron James.
Page adder.
I mean, that guy spelled it wrong with LaTar James,
but it's pretty close.
Now that might be a legit one.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's pretty close.
I will, everyone calls me the LeBron James.
Like, guys, I'm telling you, come and make it.
I will lead you to salvation.
You can grab a kid off of night
and one of the other hooligans.
Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. We I have nothing.
I was grabbing some six million lights off the floor.
He just walked away starting to scream. No, no, no, no.
I did. I can actually like I just don't know how to get max.
I have no clue.
But I just use 10 round mags?
Yeah just use 10 round mags!
Pfft!
Hahahaha!
I invite you, I invite you!
Let's ride!
Oh stop sitting me if I fucked you!
Let me build my kit, dammit!
It didn't pee!
Pee, I'm gonna fucking freak out!
I'm going to freak out, I'm gonna freak out!
Guys...
I
Want I want everybody in this
Guys I want everyone
To you to look in right look right now
Okay, okay, are we in some hard times?
Are we in some hard times short?
We will prevail
the people guarding the peer extract are nothing.
They are hoodlums, skill levels of a pregnant rat.
We can kill them all,
get to the iceberg to sing upon the levels
and kill Mr. Wedge and his lackeys.
Easily.
We have the willpower, we have the means,
and we have the skills to do so.
We just have to lock it in.
We have to believe in ourselves.
We have to believe in ourselves because who else will?
That's what George Washington said.
Maybe.
Yeah, I think he said that.
No, that's what he said.
Maybe.
He probably did say something like that.
I see imagine how much you had to hype those guys up.
Like, guys, you guys go kill everybody here.
Guys, they're across the water.
They're across the water.
And then instead of making peace,
We have another plan.
Is that a big tease?
Like, let's just burn it all down.
Fuck them all.
Yeah, we got.
All right, listen, all three of you guys
are on the plan where we get there.
All right, I don't know if you guys are going to like the plan,
but I'm going to.
They're all rowing over and you're like, so what's the plan, boss?
Watch this.
If you have watched this, use Tony Hawk.
Let's take a triple flip.
Still he's killing everyone.
All right.
All right, you guys are in here.
I'm ready.
You got a ready up again.
Nothing in no one.
I'm not thinking no one.
I'm the MDR.
Good.
I like.
Mr. Wigsman, my good man, good man.
And Mr. J5, my good man, good man.
He's my boy.
Hmm.
Do it up.
Oh, we do it up.
Wait, it's since you're not in here.
No, no, no, no, I'm good.
Maybe it's because you've queued 45 times.
Challenge you to eat 45 vegetables over the next five years.
Be quiet.
Yeah.
I got to get another Siljus actually or load it in here they cook those motivational video
we might have to we might have to but right now we're going in boys let's ride
Oh, you got me, I was being...
Oh, you got me, you got me, you got me, I was being...
You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. I was being you got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got
Honey, I see you guys. It's you guys. Yep
What do you think about this way don't die
Where was that guy? Where did he even spawn that guy under?
I just received the guy sending in the bush
Where you are currently but about probably 50 to 75 yards ahead
I forgot to bring a flashlight being I literally can't do the boiler room. I also don't have a flashlight
I've planned on using your gun in this I also don't have a flashlight
Right now nobody can get a flat we can get a flashlight from we don't have the attachment on the gun, but we can use
wrong
He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Yeah, Bob. Oh, yeah, folks. Tell me you have smokes. I forgot smoke. Oh my god
Wait, I actually did I actually forgot smokes. Oh, it's over. Yeah
No, no, no, listen night night will have one smoke so we get to the boiler room. I just don't do we get to the boss
There's no getting to the boss, I mean you guys might have to do after this but not me I
Have no guns guys. Where we kill someone when we kill someone nobody you can't put blades
Fucking hill man. Just sitting there not moving
He's dead.
Maybe he's got smoked.
I'm dead as well.
I'm gonna bleed out.
I'm dead as well, P.
Don't die. Your cock is too fat.
I'm alive, holy fuck.
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
I'm not seeing any smokes.
Oh my god.
Oh she's dead.
Oh my god.
Coachy, no!
Oh my god!
They want to hit my boy!
I have all your stuff, I have all your stuff.
We're gonna get out in two seconds, alright?
I got all your stuff.
You've done the work, man.
I'll take care of you.
he does a streamside but he does glids and it'll it's pretty high if I can see
the server's not sitting in a bush waiting for us to cross letting us pass
and then evaporating close to you I don't know I don't know I know
did you look this guy or no yeah he's poop garbage easy easy easy easy he's got
food garbage. He's born ugly. I want to leave! Don't you worry coach, I got you stuck! I'm
a little chunky. Not too chunky, but I'm a little chunky. If I give you a gun, I can
fight run you next week yeah I have no thorax oh perfect perfect why does no
I
Think of the go I don't regenerate
That's cool. She's got we have everything we've everything
Don't you worry Mike?
This is going swell this is going fantastic
How has everyone been liking the last hour and a half of assfucking?
Has everybody been enjoying it?
You're gonna be the worst spot ever!
Locker me.
It's great digs, digs.
Yeah, we love it too.
How do you know?
Very well.
How do I unlock this?
You got to do the quest.
Also, if you if we keep doing this quest like there's like a beat your quest we can actually just go there without going to shoreline
About that bridge
That sounds great, but in the beach here on woods
Yeah
You guys how long did it take to do the whole quest the suckers?
Yeah, what is that? Yeah, how do you do that? Yeah the beach are what we can just go there
That would be nice
few hours not long four hours 15 minutes 30 rugs two hours takes forever not
that long it's long a few hours not long not bad hours not long for you all you
have to do is kill 30 rokes like can't you just go to lighthouse and instantly
do it yeah probably I don't have a lighthouse a lot perfect oh for he's a
He's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow!
And his name is...
LUCY!
He's just hanging out in case we're free instead of winning.
Hey, Bert P, stop being a charity case and shove those kids up your ass instead of wasting them.
I'm spying!
three best friends that anybody can have say we're the three best friends that
anybody can have we're the three best friends that anybody can have and we'll
never ever ever leave each other I can hear you in your voice
die. The two tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mollying
zebras, or howly-berry in her catwoman suit? Well, don't you worry, we're a stripe ahead,
we're gonna get you back to Tyson in your cozy tiger bed, and then we're gonna find
our best friend coaxie and then we're going to give him a best friend and if
he's been murdered by bush camp in tweaker second time then we're out of
luck that was beautiful thank you that we're just getting ready up
excellent rain gentlemen excellent rain
G-A-F-B-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song G-A-F-B-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song and if you don't think
then we can sing it faster than you're wrong. It'll help if you just sing a song.
Boom, boom, boom.
T-Y-P-E-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-T-S-O-N-G-S-T-Y-P-E-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-T-S-O-N-G Squidward!
God! It'll help! It'll help if you just sing a song!
Let's ride. Let's ride. I have everything except for your gun. He's got the gun, boss.
Okay. Wait. I don't have his gun. I gave it to you. What do you what do you mean you
I'm gonna have his gun!
Are you?
I gave it to you!
I had it!
Oh my...
The broken!
I gave it to you!
I had it!
You got it!
I'm sorry!
Bad timing!
I'm 15 hours in.
up sorry my lock-in-loan boys enough goofballing around enough you goofballing
as we had to get there this is actually this is this is going from the funny
hard so they're just sad dirty there man it's already fucking there
basically can't put it on my gun on you guys don't worry I'll spin the last 50
speckles I have getting a fly's like no need to worry guys I got it raise a
point now that dog mouth size with servers I don't think I don't give a
fuck every just we're guys every mute your game and hide your game and I'm
gonna sit here for a little bit I wait yeah that's what can I say something go
go ahead. And I mean, this is the most respectful way. You got the patience of a fucking gopher
in no way, shape and form. Are you fooling anybody?
Gophers actually wait all year to see if there's going to be two more.
That's a bad comparison, that's a bad comparison, I'm going to go ahead and get rocked.
I think that's the only logical explanation to what to do now, all right, where's my bottle
open it?
Where is it?
That's it.
That's it, I'm getting violent, I'm getting violent, hold on, oh there it is, hang on.
Well, you should eat smoke. I got some smoke. By the way, do you get some smoke?
No, perfect. I got like six. If we use them wisely, it'll be enough.
All right, okay.
Oh, Mr. General, my boyfriend drink is one good man, good man.
And Mr. User, my boyfriend drink is one good man, good man.
Who had Mr. Ninja, I'm gonna find some wood, good man, good, man, thank you, my wood, thank
you, my wife, food ranges are actually decent as fuck, I know, everybody sits on IPs until
they're two and a half food ranges in and they're running down the street naked, fantastic,
fantastic, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you can sit there all day drinking 25 shit
Bush lights and then have to diarrhea while all your friends are partying or you could have two and a half of these and get
Crock
Yeah, Crock
Hmm or locos no, that's not dumb kind of
kind of
Not the same I would go into it, but it's too complex. It's too complex kind of you're on the right track. Oh, well, let's run
I
Was keep your people
I was saying if I died it
Guys this is our raid right here. I don't care how many times people call us stupid or dumb or bad
or terrible or bad aim or ugly or fat or bitchless or friendless we will win this raid we will beat
this raid we will prove them all wrong you'll prove them all wrong we are going in there and we are
I'm winning the entire map including the boss, including the boss, the whole thing.
We're doing the whole thing for the first time ever.
You may even be the first people in the game to do the whole thing.
You know that?
Yeah, we're gonna die before we get there.
You have to believe.
I mean, Koji, I'm sorry, Koji, put on a couple pounds.
I can't confuse.
Outro
I'm about to die to a guy in a bush
Ah!
Oh, what do you think? You put on fucking 500!
How about that size?
I've been taking two elephants to your lips
I'm taking
Too tired to fight
Punch is so fat when he dies eventually one day he's just gonna be one of those guys where they just kinda like their head just gotta tilt forward
Nothing else happens
I'm going to have a heart attack on his couch and it's going to look two weeks without anybody
finding a-
No, no!
Oh, my dogs will call the police.
I'm getting word that I saw someone out of the pier but I might be getting one guy.
It's great news.
Fantastic news.
Do we see someone?
I didn't forget to take the hill behind us if you don't
must.
She kills all for absolute free.
I'll be more than I did see someone up here.
Bam.
I'm going to check the rock behind us.
We'll see it.
Rock behind us is clean.
We're good.
No.
Are you sure about that?
We're absolutely getting shot at.
Yeah, we're hot.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Just run to it, run to it, run to it, run to it!
Oh my god, we don't have time!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm not gonna make it.
I didn't know.
Close the outtake.
Yeah, there it goes.
They're shooting us.
Look B.
Look at him, look at him, look at him.
What about us?
Look up there.
Really above us.
Dating above us.
I mean, do we just sprint to Pena?
You just make me sprint.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Let's get to the boat.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
I don't see anyone on the rock behind us.
You just make me just let's do it. Let's get to the boat. Come on.
Okay, I don't see anyone the rock behind us.
Woo woo woo.
There's a guy close peanut.
About the bridge?
Close.
Spending on us right now.
I mean we're not gonna...
Close.
Go go go!
You're not gonna die, you're not gonna die.
Go go go go guys!
Every to the boat, every to the boat!
Bomb it with me, bomb it with me, bomb it with me!
Bomb it with me, bomb it with me!
Oh
Holding I'm in
I can't even hit a fucking pin up.
I'm dead.
You need a…
No.
We made it!
I think that was a cheater.
No!
I think it was the guy on the dock
that was waiting for us.
I didn't even hear a shot or anything hit and by the time right whenever I got
the coffee he's naked right now yeah my guy's naked what's your guy's name
what is he three the reload right cool and I'm sweet yeah that's a guy that killed me
he's shooting report report because he killed me I instantly looked his
profile and then you died and it says he has no gear on which is not possible
well what if someone dropped him gear that's true so I could drop him get oh
You're right. I didn't know that's how that worked. I could be wrong by the way guys. I
Made it I
Know you were happy for me
Money
Don't worry, I will complete the iceberg in your stand
Watch this about a speed run this I'm hiking five minutes. I'm gonna watch
Five minutes until you get home.
Good night. I will see you guys when I see you.
You're not gonna watch this glory hunt?
Not gonna watch it.
I'm gonna watch you. I'm just gonna watch you while I'm washing my fucking ball sack.
Okay?
Are you gonna play with me offline tomorrow or no?
Yeah, I'm down to play.
I'm down to play. Yeah, I'm down to play.
I just had something like later that night.
Okay, so, whatever you got.
All right, good night.
Good night, good night.
Good night.
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Hey, coachie! Hey, talk, coachie! I don't need you, talk, coachie! I don't need you!
I need moral- I need moral support.
We're gonna get so rich. We're gonna get so rich.
We are gonna get so rich!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Coach!
Unmute!
It's just us boys. It's just us. Look at it.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Guys, I can't get digit here. It's over. Nobody can drive me.
We're alone. We're alone.
Fuckin...
Stupid bitch.
Hey, man!
Hey, I knew about it!
Hey, you know what's hanging around?
They're hanging around.
Hanging around.
They're hanging around.
Hanging around, you know?
Hanging around.
Okay.
Let me tune in, Wash.
Oh
Out of course what
I'm using literal pool noodle ammo. I can't even kill these guys
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
It's not the ammo it's the player
there. Fuck you so hard. You're not to see five bullets bounce off that guy's cruddy
see you pal!
get the silly papp
explore scent you hutch cloaks the Elden Rain Co-op would be great
Okay, alright. Word, word, word, word. Okay. Alright. I also survived half a magazine in
the mouth that's a hungry boy that is a hungry boy right there
oh there goes my arm we didn't anyways we did need it anyways guys
hey Russian drop dead gotcha get out of here
Make see you man
You see this coachy you see this this you are watching a master you are watching a
You better have your pen you pay me out
You better have you quill and you scroll out close because I'm so you the master class I should be charging for this
I should be charging you for this closey
This is the master class. This is the master class. I thought you'd be dead by now
He thanks he thanks folksy he thanks I fasted you're doing a great job
Oh my god I think about I thought you would have died in the first group nah
I even killed night ladies ass down like pussy bro you understand how many
team for camping that. Two. Three. Three! That's one more than two! My guess! Holy shit!
What is he? Oh my god. Folksy, you never cease to amaze me. Yeah, like I say, yeah.
All right, send me a picture of your cock in the Discord DMs. Perfect.
Want me to do a handstand? I need motivation. Yeah, do a handstand with it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Fucking.
You know the simplicity.
It's like a reward for all my hard work.
Hey, I'm drinking.
A little bit of voodoo wager.
Oh, nice.
Mm-hmm.
Fortunately, I didn't bring a big backpack,
so I'm absolutely fucked even if I win all this.
That's always fine.
You had decent size one.
Decent decent decent who's up some who's up some nothing right home out here check the four
I'm gonna come back and take it once I call these guys
Oh my god
Be shop
Yeah
It's getting tense Coltty. It is getting tense. It is getting tense.
Nice shot. Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Okay. You could actually make so much money here if you don't choke. Me choke?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look, see, you know why they call me the LeBron James
of Dark Off?
Uh, I don't think anyone calls me that.
Everyone calls me that, all right?
The only difference between me and LeBron James.
You know what it is?
Hmm?
There's one difference between me and LeBron James.
You know what it is?
Yeah, for that.
Take a guess.
Um.
He's taller than the one he's that's right I am not more athletic a
A basketball player.
And he is.
That's the only difference.
I'm the LeBron James of...
Barchov.
And he's tall.
You know, are you good at sports?
I was good before I started playing video games for living and drinking every day.
Were you good?
I think she was I see what I can see being good actually
Oh bad time to heal pussy
I'm running out of ammo. I'm gonna clean these guys up fast
Okay, alright time to loot, time to loot boy, time to loot.
You dropped your 60 round, did I have a 60 round, I don't think I have one, no I don't
have one, I don't have one.
Time to get ridged, time to get ridged, cause you rate this, you're about to see 10 billion
dollars, 10 billion dollars into my backpack, right here right now.
The other vixen is over right here.
We're good.
Let me get, let me get.
For this you have to see expert noting.
Expert noting.
Oh he has his beard away!
Score!
Oh and a 25!
Oh my god!
25 right in front of us!
You see that?
There's a 60,000 east right there.
60,000.
Little shum-shum, little shum-shum.
Can we loot the rooms?
Alright, easy peasy, nice and easy now, nice and easy.
Make sure we're thorough, make sure we're thorough, make sure we grab everything.
What if he's probably too low for a one-slot?
What if he's what, like 60,000 per slot?
Not too low.
We want to keep it above 20,000 per slot.
Above 20,000!
I
Thinks the gusset's go over 20,000 or other 20,000 mean
Let me see the damage see let me go for this city boys
He'll some some
He'll some some give me that
Do that
We'll search this back right here that eggs be who's the Lennox ad Lennox on the bed all right now
All right, buddy. All right
That we how was you five into go boys and over 20,000 slot was how it do I was go for the black pocket?
I'll think adrenaline goes for over 20,000 I think so
16k? 67k. Oh no way! No way!
Of course you did! I gotta grab a sword!
Hurray!
Oh yeah! Yeah!
Now we're cooking! Now we're cooking!
Now we're cooking boys!
Now this bad boy...
Oh, he doesn't... he doesn't... he doesn't...
Okay, those newbie Hoosie-doosies are the best. That's 80,000 for one slot, Miss Koji.
Watch your learn.
Hmm...
Hey, this bad boy...
What are they?
It's a 80,000 right to the trainer to therapist so the price won't fluctuate either
8,000 right to the tables those do be things
What are they? I don't know. It's a new it's a new
Streamer on them oh
Yeah, we're cooking we are cooking now. I gotta find some five out of six bags. Okay, oh
WCR
Okay, this bad boy
tell you the food water out there oh you need ejectors case now I know I'm too
level for it but I kind of fuck myself I don't have those well I'm sure put
everything that I know that I'm not gonna drop maybe I don't know if I might
drop those not gonna drunken FC 12 that's 50,000 here we go perfect
That was out of the way!
Score!
Ah, we're cooking closing, ah, we're cooking!
Oh, I should've done that.
Hmm.
Now right there, got this.
Ooh, here's some 556 bags.
Perfect, perfect.
Little sum sum.
We're walking with you. What we got? Maybe five six. Oh, wow. Perfect complete garbage and poo
Just what I was looking for
Well unpack the magazine
Well, you really obviously answered your dog shit rig I'm gonna I'm gonna pick up an armored ring later
That has we was down we did the day they see oh
I got it back back
Oh wait, this might actually fuck it up.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Is it better to take both of these, or one of these in the backpack?
This takes up, four by five, that's twenty, and gives me...
25 cents, five X's space, this takes up, nine, and gives you, oh eight more, ok, they're mine.
I don't care if they're mine!
Oh, here's some bags, here's some bags-
OH, AN ADS!
Oh
Oh now we're cooking now we are cooking this one gives you a this one takes up 12 it gives you a
Devin extra and this one gives up nine usually nine extra
Like take this
You when I drop those bags I need those
Take this bad boy, but that and bear
That I can do
No, no, guys, I'm gonna wear another big later on.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Oh, now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking, boys, now we're cooking.
I think these black bags right here.
Yeah, ain't that airframe helmet better than yours?
Yeah, I think that there's some problem with wearing it
And, uh, I should go to level three.
Alright, we're on the move, we're on the move.
They're trying, they're trying, they're trying.
Alright, now we advance.
Now we advance. Go back in the gun. Come on.
Exclusive voice.
Little sum sum, little sum sum, ultra 40k is back.
I'll tell you what, see this is it, this is the one.
I feel it, I feel it, this is the one.
You tell the boss and we get wrecked.
This is it.
I hope we get everything.
What do you say?
I hope you get all the loot.
Yeah, sure you do.
to your your beauty your mic and tongue you see me you want me to die I will never fuck you
little bit more food
I
Just water
You're just my good you buy cozy I can already tell I can hear your voice
God, I wish I had peanuts, Gucci pipe.
Well, you don't.
Well, you don't, Cogsie.
You want some, you have?
My cock can do butt.
My cock can do butt, and I'm sliding it around.
Oh, lookin'.
Oh, he's weird.
I was just talking to myself right there.
All right, follow me, gang.
Power bank?
Wait, how much is a power bank?
I don't know if it was, like, 50,000.
Is power bank more expensive nowadays?
I can still hear you, dumbass.
Oh, good.
I can still hear you.
What?
100K?
50K?
We won't stop powering.
100k 50k? We won't stop again?
Do we not need to stop again?
Oh god!
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
I'll be right back!
Look!
There you go!
Do you believe in me, Colchee? Do you believe in me?
Come on kid, boy, come on kid!
Wait, you have all the euros and everything, right?
Yeah, I've got 9,000 euros.
No, it's okay.
Don't you worry.
Thanks for checking it out, me, Polly.
We'll see you at the ship to the city.
of the city.
Well, I'm using M855 in a 30-rounder,
so I'm going to go ahead and assume that this is where we die.
Come on, James!
Don't leave me with that PCW!
You see the pipe?
What? What's going on?
You hear the plastic and first time chatter?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Burnt peanut is a cringe dumbass and should be beat to death.
VIP that got run out.
That way.
You realize you have never once checked the code room in Boiler Room on Icebreaker, it's
the room directly in the middle that you take stairs down.
Oh, I didn't know there was room down there.
I missed two, I missed two, no worries, it's only two, only two, no worries, only two guys.
We'll wrap this up nice and easy.
Yeah, I've been supposedly...
I've been looting that boiler room every time.
And it's been...
Ah!
Let me cook, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook.
It's serious business.
I
Did both by here
There he is!
Stop!
Get it!
Gotcha!
We did it!
Hey, that's it!
yeah we did it we did it you see that little shack next to the shop for what
you want down these stairs no no so like the floor that you're on that you
killed everyone the back left corner okay there's like a little room you can
open you want that right there no no not the stairs it's up I just gotta add
they're up the stairs okay like that door that you were just at go up the
It's starting to go to the left.
It's literally going through the smoke.
You know where you killed them all and you threw the smoke?
Back left. That make sense?
Um...
Oh! I found it! I found it! I found it!
Whoa! I knew you could come in here, boss!
And then there's a code on the door, I mean on the wall to the left.
Is it code?
Yeah, you see the code to your left?
Or it's behind you on the wooden board?
No.
In that room that's behind you, there's a-
That's G! G! Zero eight! Where's that go? Where's that go?
It should just be three numbers.
Where do I- Where do I put that?
Uh, go down that- Go down those stairs that you were just at.
No way!
Just really a secret room? I don't know about it?
Yeah, and then to the left of that, to the right of the door, you put in a code.
And it's nine nine.
Not G's.
No way!
G-Furkey?
Oh, hey!
This is kind of ass and not worth it.
Okay.
Thanks for showing me, Vox!
Oh, it's not that this legs is a chin there.
This is absolutely nothing.
Thanks!
It takes two seconds to open it.
Vox, you.
Wow!
Now, Cozy, do I owe you one?
Do you ever want to be hit by a car?
Or have your life support unplugged when you're in the hospital?
I got you, boss.
Keep showing me this, really!
Hey, man, how... really helping a group out.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
I'll be right back, back.
Let me get my backpack.
Follow me once and for once.
You want to drop my bio again?
Oh, there it is. You try to see it!
Stay back, Jose, this is mine!
Now I take these hoodlums items.
First of all, I'm gonna go down that room and grab that thing.
I'm gonna be right back in the way.
Give me that.
I'm gonna do this, jeep burky.
For good luck.
It actually sucks that my backpack is so small.
I'm gonna make sure I'm on so much goop.
So much goop.
That's how much we're vibing to give you guys a check. How much vibing to the flea bucket?
I was just saying, take out the rigs in the ABS later.
I don't know if that's sure enough.
Oh.
Can we take out the plates in the ABS? That's not possible.
Oh! No!
Oh, okay.
I won't be doing that. I won't be doing that.
Okay, I vote.
Bobby's trying to vote on something sad.
Ah, actually once and twice.
Oh, fantastic! What a sweet read.
What a sweet delight.
How about you put your mouth on the rim of my butthole while I eat tacos, all right, and then
You still listening that's what makes you you still get I get the full capacity
It's okay, so put your mouth on the rim of my butthole while I eat Mexican food
And then I'm gonna diarrhea in your mouth. What about that?
That's not a good time. Yeah, oh goody gum drives
There we go. I finally am not using poop garbage ammo. Thank God. Thank God! I must have
about a hundred shots of those guys' salads. So that's this guy. Wait, wait, wait. That
was that guy. This guy's poor. Those two first guys are looted. There we go. Oh, oh, even
I do
Here we go, I know we're cooking now we're cooking 520 to 30 K. Oh, yeah
It's what's your voice
I got those guys. Is there four guys with four guys?
Wait, oh
even more ammo
Here we go, oh that's nice, that's nice.
Those guys think we'll be able to do the boss, and I'm joking.
I think I can get the boss right here, right now.
Right here, right now!
I'm ready to watch.
Let's pull up a nice wooden chair.
Yep.
Jump out of the fuck, this guy.
You're gonna watch me do it.
You're gonna watch me do it!
Closer this guy better watch out. I'm telling you. There is no safer tonight. There is no
safer tonight. Right? We're getting rambunctious. We're getting rambunctious tonight.
There we go. I think that's enough.
See this guy
Also, please use the XBZ use the flag for the grand
Hey, who's up?
Your head is on fire peanut
You shut up over there. I'm tired of focus
Oh
Yeah, wait, do we see any with gas masks? Wait boys. Do we see any with gas masks or no?
USPS are like 22k no these are 42k e
42k the mechanic, but you back me up on that coach back me up on that you show them for 42k, right?
I
Let's go like 30 something
36 I think 36 that's so 18k a pop per square. I thought there were 42k either way. They're still pretty good
I'm gonna keep them until I find some better
Mid maxi maxi maxi. Yeah
Fuckin'
AYAH!
What about that peck out of the jack-o'-m?
OW!
Oh, clear, clear.
Here you go, here you go.
Here's one on the top floor.
Shhh!
What the fuck was that?
Now you know, stinky level 4 plates. That's nothing.
Hey, how much do I got? How much do I got?
What do you mean it's oh my god, I gotta pick it up. I gotta pick it up. I gotta turn the fucking juicer on.
I gotta put my foot on the gas.
How come you said good thinking to them to the police?
When I told you to do the police, you said you wanted to shove something in my ass.
Because I hate you. I hate you. Don't forget that.
I don't get caught that way.
This is one thing I can teach you in I-Colombo-G is fuck you, all right?
I'll lock it!
There's only gonna be four here because I'm so low.
Someone's gonna take them all out, one far swoop.
I'm not even gonna look away.
It might look away a little bit.
If I look away just a little bit.
Just a little bit of a look away.
I want that read it out garbage and hands oh my god she's like he's like he's like
I've been here before
Take that pushy
We hear that you had
I
Have you names
Those were from down below you see my good days. Let me see my good days
I got I got a move I got a fucking move. Oh my goodness. I'm running out of time. I am running out of time
I'm on the move fuck you go shit oh I see what
I
Have a good 1744
One more one more
There's it is only three in total wait one two three we saw a three-inch
I'm gonna swore there was more.
Get the knife, get the knife, get the knife, get the knife.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I'm just gonna unpack the bags that I used.
Then I'm gonna replace it with these bags right here,
so I don't have to spend time doing the thing.
One more, one more, one more.
I'm not leaving, you might as well not put it in chat,
you already been through this ten times.
I already know what we're doing. You already know what we're doing boys. I don't care if I die
I'm taking this wet pussy down with me. I
Think you should leave your broke. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself die close. He fuck you
Don't go even broke or kill this motherfucker. You haven't survived the wise. I don't care
This is the moment. This is the right
This is the one this is the one close. You I thought you said you believe me
I thought you said you believe me did will you lie you like cookie?
That's not it. Well, you have for 15 minutes making 14 minutes
He's probably gonna be 14 by the time you get down there
Fuck you come see fuck you
Watch and learn buddy watch and learn. I'm gonna say you master class you were watching a master at work
Get rid of time trying by the goop die by the goop
Give me that bitch. Give me that.
I want to move. I want to move. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
There should be eight down here because I'm solo. Only eight. Only eight. That's easy.
I can take that out in two seconds.
Okay, I guess three boy Pazzy
Fuck your fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fuck you
What the... where the hell are they?
We got it, we got it, we got it!
Fuck on it.
Oh come on.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Do we deboit, deboit?
6.
What?
The other two.
We got, it's only six with, with, with your load?
What?
We, we, we see, we see only six, is only six?
Oh, yeah, I'm so glad, I'm so glad.
30 minutes, I got this, I got this.
I got this.
I got this, I got this, we got this!
We got this boys!
I'm gonna pack my bags.
I'm gonna drop these bags.
I'm gonna get new ones, I'm gonna get new ones for these guys.
Once we're grabbing all the night visions.
We got this, two new ones, two new ones.
One gun, one gun, move, move, move!
This is it, this is our run boys, this is our run!
This is our run, boys, this is our run!
This is it!
Did you do your match right here?
Give me that, give me it, give me it!
Go, go, go!
How did nobody have diamonds in them?
They're scabin' us, they're scabin' us!
Hey!
We guys, when it comes to the boss,
since I'm solo, is it still possibly seven
or is it locked to five?
only for what I don't believe you
that was horrible oh my god oh my god thank I should have killed me we should
Roger that.
Spotted him.
Get out of here!
We lost one egg.
Gotcha!
How much time? How much time? How much time?
Ten minutes, ten minutes.
This is it! This is the one! This is the one!
Give me your knife, this is a pussy.
Give me that, give me that.
I need ammo, I need ammo.
Oh, what happened? We got I don't have a single gas pass. Who's all the gas pass ad?
Fuck it. We got to do without it. We got to do without it. Oh, yeah, we would I jump up again? Oh
Shit, it calls you do it. Why don't I pick it?
You dropped out on the stairs going down the helipad
Let's just go down the helipad. Oh, yeah, I remember. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna grab that
I'm also gonna grab. I'm gonna look for the bodies and look for a gas match. We really not see a single one
Yes, anyone see one did anyone see one
No mask perfect. Oh, what a sweet treat. What a treat. Oh great. Oh
That's fantastic. I can't wait to just breathe it the succulent
Buster gas gonna be fantastic
If you like I'm on a summer vacation and the breezes is blowing through my hair
Just leave guys. I already told you we're not leaving. I
Will die here. It's either me or what?
I
Bobby got this Bobby got this
Fully stacked your brains up there
You know I got this I got this easy I got this easy
I'm going in.
I'm going in!
Open the door!
Come on James!
Let it fill up, let it fill up.
I can...
Okay.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Stay right there.
He'll catch us, he'll get him.
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh.
Come on, James.
On it.
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
We're the hell are they at?
out
picked up and wait
you got you got you got
We got you got
Oh, I'm coming back, it's a zombie.
I do not do not, oh wait, I guess I'll be sure there's four, I'll be sure, guys, don't fuck with me!
I'll be sure there's four! I'll be sure there's only four!
Hmm.
Hey!
Five?
Oh.
It's peep-a-peep-a-peep-a-peep.
Five minutes, five minutes!
I'm not James!
Give me your money, give me your money!
Give me your money, bitch, give me your money, bitch!
Give me your hand!
Where the hell is this guy, who do- I hear you screwing around like a mouse.
Fuck it, we're going in.
Come on James!
Is it up to his? Is it up to his?
P-nuh.
What?
You killed him, but you got the EXP, there's one left, you won.
Run!
Not yet!
Not yet, man, you won, you won!
I ain't got bread, I'm close, I can't breathe at all!
You won, man!
DUDGE!
No, I fucking won!
This is my house!
Run!
Now it's time for the goop.
There's his money add this guy scared me
I want this guy school habit I was who I was who have it I was who have it
It took you two minutes to get here
So it's gonna take you two minutes to go back then pick up the things that you're gonna have like 30 seconds to call it
We're not gonna force what we're not gonna for that
Uh, two were in the room.
You have three minutes.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
I'm on the move. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Back to the disguise pockets.
No!
I'm on the move, I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Hey, I gotta go get the helicopter. I gotta go get the helicopter.
I gotta cut the helicopter, I gotta cut the helicopter!
I'm gonna move on to the roof! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Can you go this way?
I don't think you can. I'm not gonna try, I'm not even gonna try, I'm not even gonna try.
I'm not even gonna try.
I'm gonna move! Go, go, go, go!
Wait, oh fuck the god, whatever, fuck the god, I don't care, I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. Fuck the god. Fuck the god. Fuck the god. Fuck the god. We're getting out of here.
I gotta call the helicopter. Oh my god. I have to call the helicopter right now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Where's my stuff at? Where's my stuff at? Where'd I drop my stuff?
Move, move, move.
I'm going back!
I got it! I got it! Go, go, go. We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! We're gonna
We're gonna make it!
There he is! Fuck you!
Yes! Yes!
We have made it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, too easy, too easy!
Give the bug leader a challenge, Babs.
You see that, Mr. Cloak?
That is how it is done!
Ice bug!
Like my house!
Like my fucking house!
Exilently, oh my god!
You see that XB coachy?
It takes it takes 156,000 XB to get from level one to level 15 and that's a hundred and eighty
thousand.
Oh my god.
Peanut, I've never had heart palpitations of watching someone play a video game before.
We won. Let's see. We finally didn't. We finally didn't. After all those times, we finally
didn't.
Can I see your EXP bar?
Oh, I guess get past it.
Bobby, my bad. Bobby.
I'm level once.
I'm definitely level these one time. 100%. Yeah, I'm level 30 and a half right now. I
I'm pretty sure where they're going to be level 20 and 29.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
That was fucking insane.
That was crazy.
That was insane, actually.
And I got a ton of money.
I didn't think you had it in you.
That was good.
And then they have doubted the bungalow to the fore.
All have died, Closie.
All have died.
All who have doubted the bungalow to have died.
Do you understand what that means, Closie?
Now you're gonna die.
Yeah, I've been to fucking camps
of running on the beach four times.
Look at that.
Got some cool euros, too.
That's like money, but without the freedom.
Couple of these bad boys. I was kind of surprised that not many of them had the nightmares. I only got like five
Yeah, honestly, this is gonna be this is gonna be so much money. Look at look at my money at the top right
Look at my money the top right buddy
Give a hundred and forty four I'm a hundred and forty one thousand dollars
Made it where I'm at if it wasn't for you, thank you
Oh good have a good one miss coach. Oh, yeah, you see you want to see the max groupage money. I
Do actually
I'm hyper selling I'm hyper selling
I'm having so I'm having so I'm having selling I'm having selling I'm having selling
I'm having so I got to out and then I'm back on Tuesday if you all play I'm having so I'm having selling
Right pal you what you watching you look. Yeah, I'm watching. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Here we go, here we go little some some little some some little some some
Keep that that on the black market
So bad on the black market
You know this on the black pocket so that on the black pocket so this in the black pocket so these on the black pocket you did this
What I
Mean you were at a hundred K takes 800 to get in
I'm not I'm not done so again. All right
Hold on now hold your horses. I don't get you pussy in a wine. I got hold on hold on. I'm still sound
I'm still selling I'm still selling still selling hold on now I told you forty three thousand oh wait
Oh, it's the it's the fn7 that's forty three thousand the USP forty five thirty five thousand
Then I sell this bad boy for sixty nine ninety nine a reasonable price
You want to sell it for nine ninety nine at the end which are closely to trick the consumer. You know what I mean
You just sold the 43k pistol defense for 23k.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Boss.
You never know my next move.
That's why I win, Cogsie.
That's why I win.
You never know my next move.
You never know what I'm about to do next.
Ever.
Never ever.
Also, it's actually a $400,000 run if you think about it with this one, because I replenish
my Euros for the bosses.
You mean?
It's about a boss?
You made 400k.
Hold on hold on. I'm not I'm not done
I'm not done selling yet hold on now boss hold your horses hold your horses
Wait a second. Wait a second almost done
Almost done
Almost
Dad!
Almost!
Dad! One second!
Oh!
Arrgh!
I
Want
I
Was that oh
What?
And I
I
Done
Look at that pussy look at that
Look at that right there. Look at that right there. Look at that right there
You see that to I believe you add the GP to add the GP
You might as 800. No, no you only buys 400 because I got the years of the boss
You might 400 because I got I got the years to get back on the boss
So only 400. So 2.8 million because the GPU buys 400, 2.4 million, buys the 141 I already had, 2.26 million run, 2.26 million.
Wait. Too easy. So that was 2.2 million in 50 minutes.
2.2 million. And honestly, that was a pretty bad rate.
There was not enough night visions and I didn't find any special machines or not like since
they didn't
They didn't hush me like six no in the first room
Now when he stole from me
That took like 10 minutes
When he stole from me closey when he stole what I rightfully earned. Oh shit
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
5 000 euros right there closely look at that
$2,500 to $400,000. So add another million. Add another $800,000. That's $3,000,000.
That's worth it solely based off the EXP loan. $3,000,000 and $186,000 next week.
That will be gotten to runs. Thank you so much. Thank you.
three million dollars and one
of the game. That was a good
run. That was a good run.
I just jerked one out in
celebration for this momentous
occasion. Close it. You know what
we should do? We should go to
factory naked with a shotgun and
beat the literal living shit out
of people who are just trying to
enjoy the game right here, right
now I'm telling you oh my god guys this is my first 10 hours on the game it's
Saturday I was able to play this week because I was really busy boom boom boom
who does ass in the dirt I want when they come and and figure out the murder I
want that guy to be labeled John though because they can't figure out who the
fuck it was
You're a fucking idiot
I'm telling you I'm taking you to run just one with me kiss me tonight. I have I will kiss you today
I have a flight in four hours. I gotta go cozy you have enough time for one factory soccer made come on
You really think the difference is gonna be one factory soccer made be so for real
I want to go to bed.
No, well, Colcey, if you don't kiss me tonight,
I may never know love.
I'll kiss you.
Oh, he's gone.
He's gone.
All right, guys.
OK, we're getting Genji.
We're getting coconut.
And we're ripping this game apart.
We are ripping this game apart.
I'm juiced up.
I'm juiced up now.
I feel on top of the world right now.
We are juiced up.
We are juiced up right here.
We are juiced up.
Reduce it up. Let me get the gang. Let me get the gang.
Alright, Texas Mission Coconut.
Texas JG.
Holding up JG's stream.
Oh, JG's not streaming.
Hold on. Wait, where's JG at?
Wait.
Is he's coconut streaming? Maybe he's coconut streaming?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Hmm.
Coconut. Come play.
Tarkov. Immediately.
I'm playing kickoff. I'm not doing it, guys. Sorry.
Oh, come play Tarkov. I can't peanut. I can't. I got a tournament.
If I play Tarkov, I'm cooked, bro. Like, my mind's good.
Who's already how the shit in here? Oh really? Oh shit, wait
Fuck you. If I play Tarkov, I'm gonna fuck me up. I'm still like...
Anymore. And I never want to see you again
The only reasonable response
If I play Tarkov, like my mind's gonna download that game. It's gonna fuck me up for this game
I'm still like brushing up the cobblers. Exactly. The only reasonable thing you can say is good
I'm not friends anymore and I never want to see you again.
Don't say that.
Don't you don't say that.
Yeah, don't say that.
Guys, oh my god, you I can use right now is some hell of a
code code of the age of CW.
That's what I can use right now.
Now I'm not friends anymore.
But I thought we're going to be friends forever.
All right, okay, but when I said the last one it was awesome just terrible
He's devil incarnate. You're also where he is
Where's Ziggie? Are we alone? Oh, did you take it? Oh, let's go
Did you?
What's up peanut did you hear about the massive feet that me and the bungalow is just pulled off just tonight right now?
Yeah, I was watching very nice very nice. I mean, maybe it was nice to you but for us
it's kind of just like every day. It's kind of like any day in the office. And we beat
what was that guys? How many times was that? What was our what was that count for beating
Iceberg alone like 173. Yeah, I'm so deep. Wow. I mean, I've just been so many times then
You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. That's how much edgy. So crazy. Yeah. Yeah, honey.
Pete did that's on a stack. I'm just trying to keep it real. Which is it that's on a stack. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You keep it real
You're legit on your block
Yep, yep, we'll keep it real. I'll be I'll be
I'll be I'll be too easy honestly
Hmm
All right, did you hop in or beat the shit out of that one? We're killing someone. We're killing anyone. No more PvE
I want to murder a real person in the game. Of course in the game a real person playing the game
That's not gonna look good if somebody clips out of the context and sends it to the FBI
That's okay, we will cross that bridge when we get to it I should touch it touch it real shit
How did he on a stack?
We really need to get you icebreaker on lock so we can just go there and not have to get a shoreline
Well, let's do it. What's the next quest? What is it?
We should get the BTR cross. I don't know. I have Boryas. We arrive at the icebreaker, board the smuggler, homecraft on shoreline
Bring a green RSP. Why is this thing? I don't have this completed
Why?
It's a bug. Go to your side quest and look at your BTR quest though. My BTR quest?
Where's that? Oh I see it's shipping delay part two. That is not it. So you
don't have the quest. You need to actually say you actually have to go to
Iceberg and talk to the scientist. You remember that door in the first like
part where you can like click on it and you talk to someone through an intercom?
Fuck
Are you serious? I don't want to go back to iceberg tonight. It's revenue all day
Let's do something else. Let's do let's do something else. Let's do something else. Let's go
You know what?
Let's get a little dorms action. Let's go a little dorms action. What do you think? A little dorms action?
Alright, MP7 dorms action
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, we're up that
What does it you have labs?
Yeah, I don't have a lot of them locks. No, but I can change it there
Okay, and we can change it from factory but a big but a boomer good. Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's do it
For those of you by the way, I know I've been kind of lacking on this guys like explaining the game to those of you
that don't play Tarkov a lot, I'm gonna get back to it.
I'm starting right now, we get back to explain Tarkov
for the guys that don't play Tarkov.
Labs was the original, no friends, no bitches zone.
The original, no friends, no bitches.
Take how many bitches people usually have by playing Tarkov
and then triple it, and they go to labs.
That's where those people are.
That's where they live, is on the laboratory.
I
Ain't a man P and over P. Wait GG. Can I still work with age that one last thing in life? I know I
Don't think so because last time when I asked you you said you couldn't I
Said that yeah, you told me that they fixed it
I'm pretty sure I remember me saying something
I
Sounds like you're capping on God
Because there was literally one time where I was like oh here peanut. Here's the
The impact grenade and you're like oh no no no that doesn't work anymore. They fixed it. Are you sure this wasn't a dream?
This was definitely not a dream
Was I wearing a sombrero and a doofy fashion?
No, hey we can rule out dream
We can rule out there's a clip chat is saying it's true because there's a clip
Chat says that there's an actual clip of you saying my AI
Or you saw them for you to see AI
I might be a little good because I already know what has AI written all over it
How are you doing? I don't even have to look AI is written all over that clip all over it
Liar liar liar pants on fire
in the game, of course, in the game.
I saw it, I thank you, thank you, thank you, at least someone has some integrity here.
At least one person has some integrity here.
Junkiebong sent, hey peanut, here's an idea.
For the ladies' gift sub shout outs, you should say, good man, good I'm am.
It's mine!
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, actually, maybe, maybe.
I'm gonna get a headset.
Here we go.
Alright now, now we ride.
Can you get a quick connect beat?
Got it. I'm good to go.
No, no, no, no. No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Gotcha!
Gotcha.
Let me get a quick lab ski pod. I need one of those.
All right, now we ride.
Ready, boys?
Ready?
Also, I asked Coconut to come play with us,
and he said that he couldn't,
because he, he hates you.
He said for me, that's what he said.
I'm just a message, don't kill the messenger.
I said, wait a minute,
don't you talk about things like that,
And then I'm drone-strike this house.
Don't worry, I'm Solgentee.
Okay, okay, thank you.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't worry, the promise was solved.
Oh, Mr. Rowdy, my good man, good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy, my boy.
Looper, it's Saturday.
Mr. Let's Go Shootin', my man!
He's trying better than I did, I like it, I like it.
I like it.
I like that I like that I don't like I didn't but I kind of liked it
Was the best game I ever played I liked it
Uh...
Hmm...
Oh!
Blanchow!
Ride!
Where's the where's the thing I
don't know I never I always go
streets to go to labs did you die of
a store the changes oh I don't I don't
want to see to the sewer I remember now
There's a robot's that's got me robot right
Star Wars fight over there what the hell you're on
Stupid bitch.
Get out of here.
Oh, he's like super poor this time for some reason. He doesn't have nothing in his pockets.
Couple bombs.
Give drugs.
And it's a leeway.
Who beat you up again?
Alright, let's move.
I'll be watch.
Now the old got old.
It's ages way
There we go
We're cooking
Yeah, I'm changing if we could survive this one rain. This would be like five
Millions millions these guys are gonna be so bitchless especially because now that they locked it off
It's only rich guys getting here. You I mean
Millions oh right. Yeah. Yeah, it's only gonna be good guys that have played the game for a while and have rich stuff
This if we can survive this we're rich. We're rich. We're rich
You're talking about what you're talking about
Streamer challenge is here tonight. Oh
Oh, well someone's gonna make a Twitter post on us by the way,
Gigi the other day when someone said they dropped out of the I have a question.
Are you starting the question now I'm gonna continue it when someone on Twitter said they dropped out of the streamer competition because other streamers were coming in and killing them in full gear and then you replied quote that's gross.
I thought you were agreeing with the guy, but other guys seem to think you would disagree with the guy. What was that?
No, I was more so agreeing with the fact that I think it's gross that some streamers were actually targeting them like stream sniping them.
That's us now.
No, but we're not we're not doing that on purpose though. I have eight
Twitch accounts on my second monitor tracking all the people in the competition right here. You just can't see it. Okay.
God, I love cheating.
It's a mess, it's a mess, it's a mess.
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna do that.
But also, I actually do.
There's actually some streamers that are stream sniping the streamers.
Yeah, I actually use superman.
Which is so...
Also, I just want to make a point.
The guy in the post was saying hugely geared guys.
I was running in with default M4s and F and JFO.
That couldn't be a somewhat paper bag.
I don't think you're a threat to them, so you know it's okay.
I was there when Hodge killed one of them. I was there
Which one's all right?
I think that's a roge
He's just open the door
I'll kill him when he comes in.
Okay.
Got him.
Nice.
Perfect.
He's stupid.
I've already died, but...
Please.
That works.
Thank you for that.
Well, yeah, anytime, anytime.
Anytime, anytime.
By the way, boys, once again, I'm explaining for the guys that don't play talk-off when
If you kill someone on this map, it's like killing five guys on any other map.
These guys are the most bitchless, friendless, unemployed motherfuckers you will meet in the
entire game.
Mm-mm.
We're cooking.
We're on fire right now.
That's a cheater build?
Is this a cheater?
No.
It doesn't have a sight.
I will say that.
We what?
Dead?
What?
How did I just die?
Got him!
I
Know you just died, but I'm kind of on fire right now
Wait, did you you streaming?
No, okay, thank God. Okay, cool. You want my chill here for a second then?
Whoever you are out there, fuck yourself, go die.
What?
I'm gonna go grab a drink up your backpack.
I don't know what you said, but fuck yourself, go die.
Lock him.
Reception.
Reception, reception, reception.
Hello?
Oh, he's got a rocket launcher.
Oh my god, it's on the rocket in it.
No way, no way.
No way.
Score.
You want to miss, pal?
You want to miss?
There's two guys that just was once at the red room and then there's a lady.
Someone over there.
There's a lady.
I thought you were the only one on this game.
Hello?
Oh, fuck my ass!
You missed.
You missed! You missed your shots!
Eh!
Watch me piece this place to the empty.
Move this.
Mm-hmm.
Watch it.
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I think up to 12.
That's six.
We are on fire right now, we are on fire!
Hey, those guys hear me?
Hey, follow me gang!
Oh, I'm on the move, I'm on the move!
Oh
There's no that area right there that's how many am I going to get up again? I forgot
It's six around and four. Oh, go back. Go back. Go back. Go back
You have me a bike. You like your Michael three or four
Four or a four that went to the next another than seven
and...
NOOYER!
Oh little somsum little somsum.
Oh wait that one is in the bag?
Oh no no no no.
Get the kid.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
A little bit of pack in the mags.
Man I pretty sure one is just left in the elevator so that's eight.
He said, wait how many in the maximum was it?
I mean, where the 10 is maximum?
It used to be 12.
So it's 8.
So 8 are gone, and then
we have 2 left
maximum.
It used to be up to 12, but I guess...
We should technically everybody can be gone.
There's another dead guy right there.
That's nine.
Oh, there's another dead guy. Oh, I'm good. I won.
We're the winners.
Hooray!
Is that it? One more. Hold on. I can afford.
7 8 9 10
Right wait
No, no, oh, yo, I'm counting that one twice
six
7 8 9 and then I heard an elevator if he left so 10
Yeah, you should be good then. Listen, I didn't leave
Is there anyone here that could happen hello
Hello?
I think I actually might be alone.
Dude, do we like, I just want labs.
Where the chase is at?
Like one and two.
We're doing great.
What do you mean, then?
I'm on it, I'm on it!
What do we do?
John L.A.G. O-R-E-L-A 2002
How about a win?
Saint, yo, B been a fan for a while,
and I finally subbed and gifted earlier tonight.
I'm a semi-driver, and you make these long drives
and lonely nights better.
I don't know if you've been watching TV,
while we're driving a 20-ton drug,
but God speed, good sir, God speed!
Not speaking to Godspeed!
I'll make it! I'll make it!
I don't know if that's the safest thing to do.
But they eat their own. They eat their own. That's what I say.
Oh my God, no way! Did you see that?
What?
200,000 of them by AP!
Oh, never mind. That's only the top 13.
I got Gubanon. I got Gubanon. I got Line 2. I got Line 2. I got Gubanon.
So I'm just gonna get the pee-pee in this case.
Oh, alright. Okay, now he's really Gubanon-y.
He'll sip a water.
Alright, follow me, gang, follow me, gang.
Ah, no, we won't.
Do that.
Oh, that's nice.
Put a little sub-sub.
Little sub-sub, little sub-sub.
Little sub-sub, boy.
Little sub-sub.
I just got a poop weapon.
I was gonna take, it's, it's not inside its scope.
Poop ammo.
23, 23.
Oh wait, this guy's got about six places in this.
Oh, my god.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm weird to put it in the AVS oh you got the little six oh yeah yeah I don't know AVS
I'm getting stacked I'm getting stacked did you see this and I'm watching that's
It's crazy.
I'm stacking it packing.
Who are you stacking, boys?
Ooh, little sub-sub, little sub-sub.
Little something, something.
Oh, and every pop-up, anyone?
Score.
That right here.
Here we go.
In fact, this bad boy.
Here we go.
All right, now we're on.
All right, now I'm just gonna loot the map real quick.
I'll be more than one to go and see what there is to find.
And see what there is to see.
Hey, one more.
We got a missing guy?
We got a missing guy on the other edge.
What are we?
Wait, that'll be my secrets.
Another voice, I like heeeeee.
Only one, only one.
$55!
That's nice.
Oh my god, I got made it. Oh my goodness. I could have swore that was a big one right there.
Leave that on the Bitcoin.
What do we think? What do we think?
Hmm. Hmm.
Did I left the ammo? We got it.
No! No! No! No!
Did you guys leave the ammo?
What ammo I eat for the last guy just emptied it out from
What's that?
Oh, come back, come back!
The pee-pee ammo?
No.
I need to talk about this guy.
Oh, wait.
Oh.
It's about the AMA 561.
I don't want that.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's something here.
I'm not going to do a whole search.
I'm just going to grab, like, the spots that have the crazy stuff.
Am I much?
Mm-hmm.
Double A battery.
That's it in there.
All right, let me get.
Are we, wait.
Other than the two states and the dark ops states,
is there anything else?
They do the tasks.
The tasks, quite.
I mean, there was a Bitcoin on the table.
This Bitcoin on the table, you missed a Bitcoin on the table.
He's actually been going to the big one in the back.
Where?
He's just saying no, you didn't get paid.
You just see a orange fucking sticky note and fingers Bitcoin. That's a sticky note
There's a sticky note. We don't have time this foolish this pal. We don't have this foolishness
There's some type of game or something this is real life, dingy. I die in the game. I died real life
Yeah, okay, buddy
That's a Bitcoin dumbass fuck yourself or something. I
I follow me again!
I'm sure the loot is too safe to find it out here.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I gotta get the back room as well.
Oh, the green glass thing is.
Oh, roll legs. Oh, 77 dollars!
Do some some.
I
Follow me get me I be a do task what task you tell about
I don't know what you're talking about search the top man of the office is just a server room locate the escape path the drainage systems
Hey, oh said
Yeah, I should do that
There's nothing
We're all the waiters, Ed.
Wait, that's two-in-luck labs.
Really?
I think.
I got that, Dad.
Uh, search the server room.
You can do that real quick.
Follow me, boys and girls!
Search the server room.
Like you do, like you do.
I
Got that done
Located the escape path through the drainage system. We said the moment. Oh my god. Wait. I don't have to take it, right?
Is it a no backpack one?
Yeah, you don't have to take it. I'm pretty sure you just have to locate it
All right, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna grab the stuff from that back room the what we call it will begin
I'm not sure.
Oh, what's it?
Then, um...
You fighting iceberg all day?
Easy.
Don't play that.
Don't jinx yourself.
I'm never gonna die, Gigi. I'm never gonna die. I'm gonna live forever
How do we work with which
This is what the top over here
No
Wait
Yes, you wet
He has the sewer extract. You know the one you activate
Oh, underground. Yeah, I know that one. I know that one.
Well, fuck you boys.
I know what it is. I know what it is.
I can do that easy peasy.
He's Tim Tweetie, but what?
Good for him. Good for him.
Good for him.
I respect you, soldier.
I'll be dead.
I know he's just standing up straight.
He's sitting up straight.
these hidden in the nasty style it's right through this door on the right
little people will yawn yeah I'll leave right now I'll go back to that day
Well, I don't remember where the lever is for this. Where's the letter?
It's like on the left side what's in here
Yeah, you have to go up to that little panel on the left side
Oh, I should know this last that never mind. I thought I thought that I love with someone else
I said on this last
It was there. It's on the left side of the extract.
Come on, kid. I said, I don't have a backpack.
Oh, just...
You have to actually extract?
No, you don't have to extract. No.
Then why didn't you just go do it?
I just did it.
I did it.
Okay, I thought you had to open the... Okay.
I just... I'm good. I'm good.
Then I just have to head over the cache
and then learn how to ski for talk-off.
Hmm
You have to extract you have to yeah, that's thing you have to extract there
I don't need to go hit this real quick, what's it?
But now getting worthy you don't have to that which one is it pal
These liars even said he's ready for us. I think we're stupid
There's something something oh, that's his a p score hybrid and a p
Who garbage?
Mmm
We should crackle that can over yonder
She's a good sir
Oh
Drogs, oh got the card. Here we go now. We're cooking. Ah
We're cooking
Oh
You want this right here boys?
That's the Jimkin Plonger. Jimkin Plonger!
Hi, dears, you've arrived these babies for miles.
And it's in great shape. And it's in great shape.
Oh, yeah, you see that Gigi that's technologies even extra tool Westfields could not replicate
Some say it spawned some say it was always there before time
All right, I'm here to loot this room with a gun out of here.
Okay.
Oh, resident did to you, that's what it's called.
Do some, some.
I love how your chat just goes, Miss Fluttox, card on floor.
Yeah, can't believe what they just said.
Miss Blue Fluttox.
Wait, did you actually miss a folder on the shelves?
Oh, they're talking about the fucking blue t-shirt.
They deployed that prick on me for two years.
Stop!
I'm grabbing the backpack and I'm just gonna dattle it.
All of you boys, all of you boys.
Wait, I never lived with the safe right here in the store, guys.
I
Now we leave
Oh fuck oh my god, where's timing? Oh my god, the hooligans have arrived
Oh
Fucking I'm sure go for myself. I'm not dying here
Excuse me, Mr. Box.
I'm going to put it in vision.
Oh, there it is.
Come here, come here, come here.
Give me that.
Go, go, go!
I'm
You sure you think the tonal accent for sure
No, but if I were you I would take it just no
Fortune favors the bull Genji fortune favors the ball. I don't remember taking that
Oh
Mama asks 5 cents. Hey Mr. Peanut, it's my husband's birthday tomorrow and he loves watching your streams.
Could you sing him happy birthday?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Give me a watch!
Happy birthday!
Who are you?
and many more he's done the habits and suicide routine I'm taking the elevator
do you think George Washington took the sewer exit when he conquered America do
Do you think?
Um, I don't know anything else.
Do you think LeBron James took the sewer exit when he put up 100 points in one game?
I don't know if he did that.
Do you think Nikola Tesla took the sewer exit when he invented electricity and then was killed by the CIA?
NO!
He took the elevator because Fortune favors the board.
Fortune favors the board.
Fortune favors the board, Genji.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's not what happened at all.
Alright, buddy.
Then what happened?
Do you think Benjamin Franklin took the sewer exit
when he invented electricity and lightning
and then killed 100 people and put it under his house?
There's another one. I found another one. I remember another one.
Pablo took the sewer exit.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
The CIA raided Ben Franklin. No, they killed Nikola Tesla, I thought.
Or someone killed Nikola Tesla. Who killed that guy again?
Someone killed him, maybe the KGB.
Maybe, you wanna tell me about it?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Somebody, somebody killed that guy
for a vintage electricity.
Give me the IRS.
He wasn't paying his taxes.
They had to kill him.
The Ninja Turtles.
Oh, those guys at the Su-Rag said,
but they've got a rat master.
Mm, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Oh
He died of natural causes bankrupt because of Thomas Edison
fucking nerd
that natural causes
like a
Colt 45 I'll buy a CIA agent. I want right to see
Actually, I'm doing
I'll tell you what, it'd be cooler if he did, it'd be cooler if he did, I'll tell you that
right now, I'll tell you that right now, I got a ton of cool statues, I got a killer
statue, I got this guy that looks like he runs a hero shop and I got a, uh, uh, some
Some type of war general, a scavenger, a gila, and a pt.
Not too shabby, boys, not too shabby.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you, when I was holding this guy, I went through like four
iterations of stuff, but all the things I couldn't say.
You were on that thought trade with me, boys.
You were on that thought trade with me.
I know you were.
I know you were on that thought trade with me, boys.
All right?
Steven
Why what what what what what what?
Let me put my group away. I'm writing to Sally. Don't sell these later when I'm off steam
And we do it really longer
And we want to go now much
I'm for anything. Well, now that we've talked and re-invited
Where you go?
Now we've conquered labs. What if we go?
Oh, Bustums, Bustums Doors.
Okay, I'm down.
You packed my bags.
Take that.
All right, there.
I've been getting so much stuff from these drops.
You do the drops?
How you do those?
How do we have them?
I've just been like AFK farming like people streams for them.
Oh, oh, she's not a real supporter.
You're a faker.
Thank you.
Bodie.
What?
I'm still supporting the stream by watching.
I'm just kidding.
We actually know what is what do you get?
Is it cool enough to go for it?
We got what are you doing?
I've been getting like a bunch of like simple kits and like,
uh, I just got a GPU from one.
Oh, a GPU, no way.
I'm gonna do that.
What time is it? Is it good ammo?
Um, I got, here I'll tell you.
I got PvP, MAD, BP, PP, and FMJ.
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
See, I have the...
Oh, I'm back on the beat.
Now let's ride
Wait, I got four GPUs. Oh my god, what's it huge? Yeah
I'm gonna do that. We got limiters like a limit you do
No, you just have to like a fk
For all of the drops I think you get like eight drops per day
Whoa
Ooh and the legendary one gave me a level six armor plate with an MDR
Wait MDR supposed to buy 51 or the other one
Huh?
Supposed to buy 51 or 556?
No, it's the 762 with the M61
Yeah, whoa
Got a good shit from that. That's nice. That's nice
Mmm. Got to see our talk of a good mr. Babe. Love you, babe. Oh, Mr. Daniel, Mr. Daniel
I
Beepers I watched
No drops feels bad. Yeah, I think you had to be in the competition stuff then
By the way, I know this but apparently the competition if you win it you get an item in the game. Yeah, that's that's what they were doing
They're doing a small streamer challenge for an item in game. Whoa
Oh, wait, when is it over?
Is it like a whole week?
It might be like a week or two.
Maybe this actually might be the last day, I don't know.
When do they start?
Oh, I thought that they started on Monday or something.
How long ago is that roughly?
Wait, when did they start, Chad? I don't know.
How long ago was Monday when they started, roughly?
Like, how much time between...
You know, today is Sunday, so it was last Monday, so six days ago.
And roughly how much time is that? Like, how much...
About how long ago was that?
What are you talking about?
Like how long ago was that like how long ago do they start?
Six days ago, I thought
It's not any other unit of measurement you can use
How long is six days to see a hundred and forty four hours
Up larger
I thought I got it.
About a week ago?
Shit!
Dude.
I know that's what you're trying to give me to say.
Ah, let's run!
I knew that's what you're trying to give me to say.
I gotta go around it!
That's right!
Hello, Digi!
Oh, there's already people...
Shoo-ston?
Do that to me, that.
Shoo-ston.
There's already people shoo-ston.
Digi, there's already people shoo-ston.
Kill them.
Now, Digi, we taste some...
Yes.
...forms.
We are going head first and then.
Now, Gigi, we take some storms.
We are going headfirst in that.
No sitting there for 20 minutes.
We are blasting these people.
We are shocking and aweing them.
We have no idea what to do.
Locking them.
Yeah, I've died in this forest the last three times I've came here actually.
We can get to the round?
Yeah.
Let's go, let's go to the front door, yeah?
Down, down.
Where'd you go straight to the third of the outside thing?
Oh my god!
Is there a player in there?
Dead people, dead people.
Okay.
here? In there? Dead people, dead people. Okay. Hey, I hear the boss. Who's down there?
I'm gonna close your door behind us. It's just the boss. Then who killed these guys?
The boss kills the scabs.
Oh, good work!
It was something, something.
Permission to go to bed is 12 a.m.
No!
You go to bed, you're bad!
Oh
We're always broke free what I just said hello
Get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here
We're at home a lot of no JG
Little bit we adopt to be traffic with
He just prefired you
He's going up he's going up
He's taking form middle for business his leg
Sir if you come down here your dad, we're gonna kill you with our guns
Go on go on we hate you
No, no, there will be no mercy shown today who again
No, no, it's not I am
I have landmark I have landmark
You caught me you've caught me in his landmark
That's hurry this rain dot buddy. I've got 12 grams of steroids and six hours of Jim to head
Really boss
Can I repair my leg so we can fight?
Are you repairing your leg? And then I'm gonna come kill you.
Oh.
What just happened?
Oh. I'm not, I'm uh, I uh...
I'm dead. I'm not alive anymore.
I just... where?
Oh, excellent Ray, gentlemen, excellent Ray.
That was just a random guy too.
I can't even view his profile, we just have to be cheating.
We want to kill that view his profile.
He's a bad booze on us, he's a bad booze on us.
From two story resort, you happen to be stupid pal.
That guy was right there in the hallway.
I
Try clicking it
I'm just reporting them. I'm just important. I'm just one of you say you scream
Report them for offensive nickname as well B's killed my family
You're not to drag in my other is no joke. Oh
Are he go?
I
Did he handle him?
Let him do the bosses
Well, I got shit on well the guy just walked in and shot me in the face I
Had nothing
You see that guy though
He saw that one top rate. I see Tony. I know
I
Watch it. We guys we see the one top. Oh
We saw we saw it in mind. Oh my god. It was incredible. Oh my god. I
Remember I was telling the gang I was saying whoa
You know, you guys remember you guys remember
I would you just put it in that I would you just
I'll read the Super Chat.
I'll read the, I'll read the, I'll read the Super Chat and see where is it.
Where is it?
Let me see.
Um, I don't see any $10 Super Chat.
except for the owning super chat in the last hour
that's $10 is Mr. First Class Gaming HC screw assembly driver.
I work in a location where they deliver
they are all big heads.
Is that the one?
That's the one his him and his mom wanted me to read?
I
Don't see the other $10 supertiles, I swear
Did you get marked or anything? Oh
You'll be a key we must super excited about how fat and ugly you are
All right, this is a witch hunt. This is a witch hunt
I
Daniel
I'm dead you dumb bitch
As a fee I don't see anything from Daniel M. I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm even looking. I'm even gonna look two from two hours ago
I would see nothing I
Swear
I'll open Mark's room.
Awwww.
How'd you know that?
Oh.
Hopefully this was baited.
Now guys, honestly it might be baited,
because why would he just put the chat in the fucking TV ad?
He's baited us.
Ah, he's baited us.
He is baited us.
He's baited us.
He's baited us on triple check.
He's working out.
I gotta kill this.
Did you kill him?
Are you ready?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my gosh, he's about to duke it out.
Oh my God, there's a right key gun!
Did he get the right key gun?
Steal it from him!
Okay, uh.
We tell him if he wants a knife fight,
he has to leave the right key gun in his pockets.
Helmet or no helmet?
No helmet.
I'm really right here, Daniel M reporting for duty.
Not you Daniel!
Did you get out of here?
Or?
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay.
Did you tell him the only way you accepted that fight is if he leaves the red key card
in his pocket?
No, it's okay.
Oh, did you, did you, please?
Did you read that, read that?
Are you ready?
Did you read that?
I'm ready.
I said 10 million, boys.
Did you know we told him about it?
Nope.
Did he pop him in his pocket?
He's vision out.
It didn't hit.
It didn't register.
Did you see how that shot didn't even register at all?
Yeah, what the heck is going on right here?
I was just saying to the guys, I said if that hit registered, she would have won.
I don't think so, but.
I was just telling the guys, guys remember when I said that?
I hit him twice though, did I not?
Hell yeah.
I know the third one didn't hit.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, I saw you out there. You were throwing right right hooks left hooks caught in McGregor style you come up like Tyson
You were cooking you were cooking you were cooking
Well, I lost everything in everyone
Wow
Honestly that one tap on that guy though is beautiful. Yeah, apparently the game's on I see it
I can't believe you fucking missed it
I'm certainly amazing. I think my game is glanced do a quick off all the four one going boys one boy
It's really one one thousand the boat rain, please you see how much you break you got right now
There's two millions
One mill one million
Why does he die tiger though and so that's 500k oh that's nice that's nice. I'm okay. I'm okay. That's nice. That's nice
That's pretty good. That's pretty good
All right, okay, you know what it's time to get serious no more no more these small rates and nobody small rates
It's time to get serious
Dude someone thinks that my name is the guy is the name of the guy that killed me guys
my name is not allergy or his name you little something so moving it have you
thought about winning if you thought about fucking yourself that guy's stuck
up on me pal the guys obviously a seal team six member that knows strategy I'm
way over our hands now something serious it's time you can see his voice it's
I'm looking it's I'm looking I'm bringing the best kid I'm bringing my best kid
We're not losing. We're not dying to one.
I'll bring it as a brawl, we don't wait.
We're GG, Psst, GG.
Can I have some armor?
Why not?
Thanks, boss.
Can you make it a rigged armor?
Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks boys. Welcome all.
Let me get a little something something.
A little something something.
Something for Mr. Barney. Here we go.
Hmm.
We'll take that.
Let me see if people in the back. Let me see where we gotta go.
What if we go what if we go?
Oh, I'm not the lab what if we go
What's we should we go so long as we go lab?
That's your best kid yikes throwing your screen right? Yeah. No, I'm asking my boys. That's my voice. What should we go lab?
What should we go to a line?
We're going to a line we're going to a line gonna be
medium to long range we're gonna do what we're bringing stuff just in case
uh money I suppose but I don't think I'm gonna go there I would just kill
everybody that's going there you mean okay but I would see you be in the streets for so long
just per chance are you got the the rigged armor
I've got the other stuff
other things and stuff
of. All right, now we ride. I'll see you there, fat ass. I got your number. Resort, I would
like to see you try, bitch, boy. I would like, you know what? You know what? This is a former
challenge. Kill it. Kill it with me. Kill it with me, pussy. Kill it with me. Kill it
with me. We're killing Resort and Joy on this, Major G.
Okay. I need some. Hold on. I need to heal some. Some. Wait, I'm gonna go. That's right.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
There you go, boys.
I find it cheap.
The one is fine.
Why did you have to invite me?
I had to be something because my game broke, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Is he here to kill you, Peter?
No, I carry.
I carry.
Oh.
Touching here himself?
We're good.
You should do the lab of the quest so you can go there.
Yeah, honestly, yeah.
Wait, did you have to do the lab of the quest very soon?
That place is cool.
Rebuff it
We don't the labyrinth class. Yeah, we go to the library
It's my boss very bent you haven't been to the lab
Like bitty bitty moods ago not easily. Oh like you don't have it unlocked. Yeah
The copy yeah, we can do that. It's just a stupid idiot. It's just a stupid fucking idiot
So how long does it take?
Hmm.
Loser.
Thanks, boss.
Alright, I'm going to go to another city.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Let's ride!
Oh, I got my silly juice, I got my silly juice, I got it, I'm a little early on the
intro, my apologies, my apologies, I was, I was inch and fourth, gotta stop this.
It's gotta keep the six down.
No armor.
Don't do you think it's over?
Imagine being poor and think he was on.
Are you queuing or not, Rejoice?
Are you queuing or not?
No bag?
We'll peel it off some pussy we murder.
No need to worry, boys.
No need to worry.
I'll let you run again.
You
You ready for a great rigid-
I'm ready for a great rig!
Let's go kill everyone trying to go to the iceberg.
I
Rich
Call it the iceberg non-stop
Even though it's called icebreaker. I just can't stay crazy
Somebody lock this lady up. They're crazy because you say iceberg. No, it's just you saying
Well, then why did you say iceberg?
You just said iceberg
That doesn't sound like me though
I
Said icebreaker
You're going crazy
You're going insane. I'm not even here right now. You've been in a coma for three and a half years gas lighter
This is a manifestation in your mind. I'm actually your family trying to wake you up wake up
Wake up, this is not a joke to these Tuesday you're not playing games. There's no games. Let's call this game of dark
I've been sleeping for the past seven years of my life.
How crazy would that actually be if something like that happened?
Well, it's happening right now, cute.
Did you hear about that lady that was in a coma?
Though, for like a few weeks, and she like,
lived a whole entire life out in her head,
and when she woke up, that family was like, not there.
Like, she didn't have that family.
Get bragged. That's actually a sick brag.
She like I don't know she had like three kids and a husband and she wakes up out of a coma and she didn't have any of that and she's like trying to deal with it.
Oh, sick break, sick break, sick break. That's a fire break.
Not a good. I see him and I see him.
I could not imagine that.
I'm not seeing nothing yet, boys.
I'm not seeing nothing yet.
I
Keep in the rock slide
Little dark out here
I'm G. I'm G
You're about to get nothing boys
Action games, which we go to that
Is it no we should see you for like three minutes is the case I mean
Okay, can you watch my back and I'll watch the bridge?
Yeah
Fucking
Is this a good spot
Is there a better spot we can do I'm gonna die here I
I don't know, that's kind of a weird spot, Peanut.
I don't know if it'll work.
Let me get closer.
I'm infiltrating ambient territory.
Hey Frosty.
You're so quick.
I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Um, on sound 06 cent.
Hey Mr. P.
It's my girl birthday this month.
She a big fan.
If could wish her a happy birthday.
This month?
Her name is Deja.
This month!
I said brother.
Stay sexy.
It's one in 12 people's birthday this month.
Happy birthday, Deja!
Happy birthday.
Open his whimsical and full of magic.
Hmm.
It's my birthday this year, too.
I'm not seeing anything over here, GG.
I'm not seeing nothing.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't smell nothing.
Nothing's going on over here.
going on over here. I had the arm on. Right there.
And now I got a perfect view. They're not getting past me, buddy. They're not getting
past me. They're trying to get past me. They will be sorely mistaken. I'm even going to
get closer. I'm even going to get even crazier, Jimmy. Oh yeah. They're trying to get past
me the dead I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot the cocks up right from this angle
and now we hold I see we stay here for three minutes and by 36 there's no one
we go right towards his grenades at the smugglers can't we think
mm-hmm yeah I'm good with that yeah I'm getting where you are reading Pokemon
party contacts I'm not though I'm not even streaming I'm literally watching the
rock over you can literally see my stream oh yeah are you in this time you
win this time you win this time I'm keeping my eyes on you keep your
Keepers open boys, keep your beepers open.
He minus two and a half minutes.
Oh, guys, should we just go ice maker?
Maybe we just do it.
Guys, should we go towards the bombs?
Should we just go ice maker?
Did bring everything we need.
Did you bring all your money that you need it?
Everyone's getting blocked because I had to ban the word ice.
This is me above you.
Um.
That's a weird rain.
Yeah, yeah, kind of God, kind of God.
I
Do it fuck it. Let's do it. There's no one here. I'm back back though, but I'll take one from a bit over the side
You can have my backpack
Hey
There's just one thing that I'm looking for so
Ultra link is what I need
Ultra link, what is that?
Yeah, it's like a two by three. It's it kind of looks like a
What's it called? You do have the gigalink? I
Found a gigalink on the boss
It's like the big it's like it looks like a like a router and it's a two by three
There's no activation point disabilities. I'm telling them I said
Oh
We know I use a good you need like the mementos as well. Oh
You're talking about the gig a child the GPU
Yeah, no, I don't need that
Don't forget ice maker test. Oh, yeah
Did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did you yeah, you need to talk to the
I can talk to the guy
Okay, yeah
You talk to him. Isn't that where that tiggs found like for that exes isn't that you said that was a room?
Yeah, I have to finish my quest line to be able to go in there, but I have to go to the vtr
Wait, I can't go in there right now. I say I go to you have to finish the whole like storyline. I believe
Perfect. I'm almost there. Mmm
Talk to Mingus. Oh, Dr. Mingus. What an incredible doctor. Have you had a doctor make a city?
is incredible. You've never heard the jingle on TV? No. Dr. Mingus. Is that your finger?
It feels more veiny than you use your wall. Dr. Mingus, by your hands on my shoulders.
Mingus feels like a boulder. There are those
My life
It's my boss. I've got the key flare like you do
I'm using five four five five in the animal.
Oh, they do have a five here.
Push right, push right, jump for night.
Give me that.
I'm not gonna lie you did eat the silly juice has a firm grip of me right now be a little less helpful than usual
Okay. Okay.
Don't worry I got you. Thanks boss.
There's some, some, little something, something, little something, something, oh no, oh no.
Oh shit.
A lot of frightening sounds. Are you coming up?
I think so.
Lock him.
Give him, give him.
Oh, give me that.
Wait, did I just kill him?
Give me that.
Oh, give me that.
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm a three serve kids
No way
I'm gonna cook it over here. Did you I've got a good kid with a chocolate bar
Nice
Any espresso machine?
I didn't see any you earlier
I walked into a room looked around and walked out and I missed two espresso machines and a Lennox and hutch and close
He stole them for me
No, that's no joke and then I died
I had a terrible time
We'll do some some I'm across the hallway. What do we please came I do this I'm gonna pack a mag and then push down below
That's good much. That's good much. I'm gonna talk to the guy
I'm saying you missed a lettuce well, I didn't they're fucking with me. They're fucking with me
No, if you try to break the door, you will regret it.
I have dangerous biomechanics on my hands.
If you try to break the door, I will break your container.
And you don't see? The ship is attacked.
Relax, there's no enemies left on the deck just me.
Well, let's find one!
Do you think I'll believe you?
No, you don't need to buy it.
I didn't come here with the attackers. If you won't come out, at least tell me what you saw.
this was obviously not a very good workplace environment. This guy does not like his co-workers
Genji. He says he doesn't care that they died.
I have no right to disclose such secrets. I won't say anything to the captain.
What if there's another door that's locked that has the HR lady and then we can kind of
help him out?
What the hell is going on here?
On the roof of the car department, you need a technical key.
I don't know what's going on here.
The engineers always keep the cards next to them.
Oh, I did it! I did it!
Hurry!
I'm on the next object, guys.
Are you running?
No, I'm not running.
Wait, Knight might be running to you.
What?
I don't know he I heard would and running would and running
I'm peeping but I'm not seeing oh my god he's up here
I used to make up people
kill them
ok everyone is dead down here
if we want to go to the next part
hold on now
hold your horses I'm tired from doing all the work
we at least
activate this real quick
um
and then you can stay here and loot and I'm just going to go kill the rest real quick
I gotcha gotcha
so we can get through all this so we can get to the bar place
gotcha gotcha gotcha
here you go boss
Oh wait remember you have to activate those to see and then you can go back.
We can skip this.
Oh we're back, I'm gonna go snoot.
More saucers.
I'm gonna go to the entrance and kill them.
All of you guys wait.
We got a little something, something, leeeeeeeeettle something.
Thanks for killing everybody and do it all the way to G.
You're welcome.
Thanks boss.
I'm taking a more relaxed approach today
Until Viper if you will no rush it no rush it in the chat
Okay
Leave the door shut and stuff until I say I killed him
Okay, got you got you
I
I got a bomb. Oh, pee-pee. There's all the good rigs at. Oh, here's one, here's one, here we go, here we go.
Ah, we're cooking!
Eat this sausage real quick.
Then, we'll put all these rugs over here.
My belly right?
I'll be here for you boys.
You sure you don't want me to take care of the room?
Nope, I'm already in here doing it.
Alright watch. Be careful.
The locals are getting restless around here.
I think I killed them all good work good work
I'm coming don't you worry I'm coming to get a little dirty to worry I'm just
I can really quick one, two, three, four, five, six, I actually can't, seven?
I'll see you up there.
Thanks, V.S.B. I'm good.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
We're just going to grab one, Mr. Camo.
That's much advice.
Oh, no, it's a score.
I'm going to grab some five, five, six.
Are you standing with a bag on it?
No, these guys don't carry bags. It's the first guy.
There's a ton of huge bags at the beginning, though. Like, triceps and everything.
This is actually the most bag I've ever seen.
Okay, wait.
I'm gonna go back then and I'll grab that.
That's good. I'm gonna go back. Don't worry, don't worry.
I'll stay right here, boys.
I won't do it to myself. Maybe.
Maybe, first.
There we go.
Little something, something.
Ooh, even more from a six-score!
Take this pistol.
We got some of this.
Perfect effect.
How do you buy gas masks? Do you need a gas mask, boss?
Yeah, I'll need one.
I'll keep them to myself.
I just got a little bit in the bag.
Wait, there's two guys.
Is it five guys on the thing or four guys?
It's four guys, isn't it?
I think four, yeah.
We got lots and lots.
We're making good time.
It's 40 minutes left.
Crazy 8116 inside.
That's great time.
Perfect.
Yeah.
My mistress has her birthday this month.
Could you wish Dana a happy birthday, please?
Happy birthday, please.
You said there's a second one?
Yes, yes, uh, yes, hold on, one second.
There's a special lady who has her birthday this month.
One second.
Which is only 12 of!
May I remind everyone, there's only 12 of!
Happy birthday, Dejavu, the whip, she called it for magical activities.
Okay, I'm going to go pull the guys up here.
More night vision.
Something, something.
Another pistol.
I got that pistol. Oh boy. I was it. Oh my god
Where's we're cooking
Another pistol I got their pistol
Whoa
Another old war night begin!
Score!
Alright, buddy, we get...
We don't really get the code too, we get the code too.
Is your over the secret code room?
Or whatever it's called?
Yeah, I already opened it down there.
I have loot for you.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
Yeah, I do have that too.
It's like, it's like not even cool.
Like, whatever, I've known about it for like years.
I've known about it for like 10 years.
So it's like not even cool anymore to me.
Fuck you, JD. I thought I had something cool.
I thought I had something cool and I was going to tell you, you were going to be like, oh my god, no way!
There's so many more like that past the bosses too.
Wait, really? Is he in one of the rooms?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait.
I'm fat as a bitch right now.
I'm telling you I am I'm gubbin. I am major gubbin major goop the commander Tom
That's that right big major goop
Major goop the ground control major goop major goop the ground control
Oh, he wasn't supposed to.
All right, follow me again.
You're always a fat bitch.
Thank you, dinner.
Okay, I killed all the guys over here
and you need to do the one that's on me.
Who would've killed Genji, Mr. Saigon?
But she's killing all the bad guys.
And I haven't had a new double.
This is going pretty good.
I have to do nothing to mine
I'm gonna drop some
Duped
At the Halifant for you
These are just my wife
Alright
I'm becoming, I'm becoming
I'm becoming a tech task
What does it look like?
We saw the next fighter into the
into the ice maker super
structure
Is that where the boss is?
Um, yeah I believe so
Yeah, I believe so.
Um, do you by chance have another year?
What's that sound like two months?
Okay, I have a straight flow.
Uh, I've got, I've got, oh, I've got emergency water.
I said, don't worry.
But do you need it?
Yes.
Okay.
It's all good.
Not urgently though.
I have 36.
I'm a TV, so it's going to be real fast.
Okay, I'm gonna give you the sd12 or do you have wait do you have an sd12 in your oh?
Yeah, I'm an sd12. Yeah
Yeah, how about this I'm gonna take the emergency water action you did the sd12. I'm gonna give you mine. Okay, okay?
Now you out of the do you really kill these guys yeah, I killed these guys good
the night vision. Oh my god. Go away.
That's what was in the number room. Oh, it was kind of crap for me last time. I got
nothing. Sometimes you can find like momentos in there and those are like 250 as well.
What's up Amiddo?
Like a little like
SSC
Or like I don't know how to explain it like ram I guess I mean that's why I'm in
I'm gonna drop these nine blocks its way we don't do much
There we go
so
Apple said I was talking to one of the devs about you not being an exo and he said
That is a bug in that he needs the logs from you of the raids that have happened.
I knew it! I knew it! They told me stupid! They told me crazy! They told me crazy! But I'm not crazy!
I told you it was a bug, silly goose.
You're crazy! I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
Are you okay?
You didn't believe me?
You got me crazy.
You're not crazy.
You're crazy.
I locked it guys.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
Are we
Ah peeking peeking I'm a peek we go ahead and peek real quick. He can speak and safe he can safe. Oh watch out
No one
Got you boy
got him. Got another. Nice work. Nice work. Another one's coming.
I said I said I said
what's up what's up
oh shit
What I have to get out of here I'm gonna die to my sorax
No, this way you got a face mask on I forgot it nice
I
Yeah, another one
Do any of these guys have a mask I
Kind of can't push down because the smoke is right here. We make sure they're all dead. I'll find one. I
Will get rid of it. We're clear. We're clear. We'll find one
No mask on this guy
I'm gonna I'm just gonna run through it
Don't ask on this guy
Oh fuck what fuck what that's what I see go there you go
I'm gonna go kill the other guys over here where the bosses are before the bosses. So good. So good
Making good time 30 minutes and we're almost at the bosses. You were making great time
It's going pretty good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It'll shop, then shop, then play.
All right, pull me again.
Hold on one second. One more, one more.
In, south, south, please.
I'm just gonna have to zoom in a little back here. I'll be right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
These guys are always so tricky.
Three ones?
Yeah.
I used to have a pretty easy time with those guys specifically. You want me to come take a nap?
Got one.
I
Know you're right
I'm coming boss. I'm coming. Hold on. There's a guy above me. So you might shoot you from there. Oh, okay
Now she works you
Okay, they're all dead okay, I'm gonna put the bomb on here so you're gonna have to move
You don't blow up
I'll sit over here
Give a five five taste god
All right Genji, let's give it to him. I'll take this
I'd lock it in boys, lock it in!
Context, please, the enemy is bot, so yeah, this is the final end game of Escape from
Tarkov, basically.
The hardest bot to the game, and this is the bot, right here, we just create the whole
bot, and this is the last final bot.
Here you go, bot.
I don't know if that smoke will work.
I can still see you.
Yeah, I'm gonna throw one down the hallway.
Oh, I don't know what I was like.
What am I doing?
Oh.
I don't see nothing.
Yeah, I don't see anything either.
i think they're on the one room on the grenade just this
okay lebron james
oh wait oh i need to throw another one hold on
oh that was not okay
Okay.
Stay up.
There we go.
I think that was...
Tell my mom.
I was cool.
I did push it.
Oh!
Are you okay?
I'm blind! I'm blind!
I can't take this. I'm watching and watching for you.
Oh, yeah, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Okay.
Oh, shit. I didn't. I still didn't hit that. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
Oh, no way, that's just the T guys.
Yeah.
Got the boss. That's Wengs, that's Wengs. Wengs down.
Nice.
Locked him.
Oh, I'm dehydrated.
Over down, over down, two down. How many are there with two people?
I forgot.
Um, five.
Five, okay.
I
Can't help it
Get out of here I three down
Oh, he's coming.
Are these upstairs?
Oh no, please, no.
Got him!
Pull it out?
One more, one more.
This is it, this is it!
We got this!
Wait, there's one too.
And then you killed two over here?
That killed four total.
Okay.
Wait, there's one, two, and then you killed two over here?
That killed four total.
I don't have any more smokes. This is not good.
Did you get a smoke from Knight?
No, I did not actually. I searched for a smokey and have one.
Did you have killed the entire ship? I will leave the charge on this one.
Okay.
Stand back.
Stand back. Stand back!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, she thinks he can...
Toss her with us.
Ha!
First, I'm gonna grab some euros out of this guy's butthole,
just in case I die.
Oh, a bird.
I hear my hymn.
Oh, my gosh.
work that's gonna I'm gonna ask is good on song voodoo hawk tap your tower oh my
gosh and I was here too nice and I was into now I get to show you the rest of
the place. I've never seen past this spot. I usually have like two
minutes left and everybody everybody in the chat yelling at me
that I'm stupid for not leaving.
Well, you want to go get some goop in the other areas?
I'm not lonely. I'm like these guys magic quick. It's a
but for money.
I can also open these doors for you.
What you the card? The orange one?
Open this door over here.
I don't know which ones are openable by the car.
It's okay. You can just come over on this side and open all the doors.
These guys have an SSAB. Oh my God.
These guys are packing.
One, two.
These guys have M9-9-3. These guys are packing.
And which one?
Yeah, they have really good stuff.
This one here?
Yeah, here's this loop that was in here.
Oh, oh, me.
Oh, a room of greater fortune.
And this one.
Okay, and then there was only one door on the other side.
I
Not see nothing here boss. What do you be eggs?
Yes, sometimes these rooms I mean the other rooms in my opinion are better
See what's in here? Oh, I'm raven
Yeah, this one didn't have much nothing in yeah, there was nothing in this one, okay, let's go upstairs then
What's up? Yes?
You
Peanut there is so much of the ship you have not seen
Really?
I'm opening this door for you. Oh my god. This guy's packing M995. These guys are insane
I'm opening all these doors up here
Stop looting shit buddy that's M995 pal. That's not shit
Okay, open two doors on the right side, and then I'm gonna...
Who, five hundred years?
Oh, even more!
Score!
A thousand euros!
We can't bridge, we can't bridge!
Oh my god!
This is gonna be our biggest raid, this is gonna be our biggest raid!
I mean, honestly, since we came back, Jesus Christ, it's just rockin' the NCCAP as well.
I'll be up to 80 moment now, 80 moment.
I was gonna search this one guy's butthole for some money.
Did you pick up one of their rigs to make room for loot?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, good.
All right, what are we looking at up here?
What's going on up here?
I went through most of the rooms.
Oh my God.
There you go.
It's the heavens.
I didn't look in the room behind you though.
Yeah, let me do that one.
room. I think there might be a quest in one of these up top rooms too at one of the desk.
Maybe like the quest I'm doing.
Um maybe.
I don't know if it's for later on or not.
We're getting so rich! We're getting so rich!
I literally have hundreds of rounds of the best ammo in the whole game in my thing. I've
got stacks and stacks of the best ammo for multiple guns. Where's the other room that
was looted?
Um, it was down further that hallway that you were in.
There's much, there's much. Oh, this one isn't swiped yet, right here.
Yeah, some of them don't swipe.
Oh, we're good to much.
Take that door!
Now she's nothing down here.
Yeah, I looted it mostly for you. It was that one really easy to go.
It was just another regular room.
Not the regular room.
Yeah, with a desk and a like a table.
That's much to much.
I'm dropping the bird boys. The bird only goes like I opened the 20 grand or something
Here but there was literally like nothing and I got one figurine for you
There's something something
I'm gonna go kill the rest of the guys up here that we have to kill these more guys
Yeah
Pain and the freaking ass
There's more guys
Yeah, I think there's eight up here. I can't remember
I
Kick armor rig for loot space don't look guys remember we already have those two armor rigs from before to
What the hell there's like a whole new mission on top of the mission I already was doing hey, how do you know there?
We were there's five more on top
What about you think you do it?
I don't know. I don't know. Um be careful and so I open this door and they can be down this hallway
peanut. I'm sure you are here. Yeah, they will literally funnel through these hallways if they
catch you like flacking and kill you. These I actually find these harder than the boss.
this.
Is this you right here?
Yep, this is me.
Here's one side, I'm gonna go open the other side, and this code is 312220.
I already opened it though.
3, 3, 3131, 310, 3122, got it.
Look at it!
Okay, these guys, they are all down in the stair area.
They're safe, they better hope they're not.
Activating hacks!
You have a nade?
I didn't help at all.
I don't have a nade.
I do not have a nade, no.
I found a super water.
A super water?
Mm-hmm
What's that what's in of water now? I'm a pack big bag. What's it?
Little shoppings of the little
You still have 15 minutes at this part is crazy we're making great time
Mm-hmm. All you have ten food. Let me get some snacks this one
All right, moving in I do have food
These bitches better be ready. Oh
Yeah, I thought what if I would have had some food
I'm gonna probably start shooting
Oh
They're upstairs. I thought we were upstairs
No, there's
They are actually upstairs on.
I'm going to go up the street.
I'm going right across from you.
This is me.
They're up these stairs right here.
I don't see any of them.
I see one.
Got one, got one.
Okay.
Killed three.
There's one more.
I can't attack him!
You good?
No, I'm not a buddy.
Is that it?
I think we killed them all.
Okay, all in a day's work all in a day's work
Good work boys good work. He that is a God. I mean guys I know
Jiji wasn't really able to help too much this raid but
And as long as we have us on the team, we will win.
Okay, do you want to go with me real quick to the captain's quarters?
The captain's quarters?
Yeah, there's a key card he has that goes to this right here, actually.
How many quarters does he have?
Just one.
Oh, I've got four.
I'm the richest peter in the world
One day was one moment one moment boys
Little some jump
There's some water in here and some gold items.
Amulmaxig is killing me, guys, but it's literally the best ammo you can get in the entire game.
There's no way we can leave this.
There's literally the best ammo in the game.
No reason to leave it.
I
Yeah, let me come let me come to the captains quarters. We're at it. Okay
We have 12 minutes so you have time to come back here
You know, I mean gonna leave one body with them on it. I'm gonna have stayed so I have control
Where's the captain's quarters?
Here, I opened this door already. You go out here.
What the... Oh, I'm not at 3!
Is there more guys to kill?
No, that's all. I'll kill everyone.
Where are the winners?
Hurry!
Hey, where'd my backpack go?
Did you see where that came from?
Oh yeah, you're gonna need that because there is loot in here.
I don't remember jumping my backpack.
Wait, I remember it was at the entrance.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's see if I have a mule real quick.
I have a mule.
Oh, that would be fantastic.
I could have swore this was the door I came in at.
It says unseal.
Am I crazy?
But you want to stay upstairs to come to me?
Yeah, but I got to go buy a backpack.
You obviously have too much hair.
Why aren't you gaining any stamina?
Not too fat.
What?
I'm gonna take the monkey.
Do I still have so much loot at the helicopter?
Well, I'll just take whatever you can't take if there's gonna be a ton. There's gonna be a shitload
Basically old backpacks full of what I can't take
I'm a coming boss. I'm a good find my way
I
Got so fucking fuck
Here they give you this stem thanks watch you're welcome
All right, I have arrived
Thank you for waiting for me, boys.
I get confused.
I get confused a lot.
Thank you, boys.
Excuse me, Paul.
I know we both have our time here.
I'm on my own mission, my own journey.
I bequest you.
Thank you.
Okay, for now, for this part, um, I'm just, I'm using my little-
Wait, how do you use your blowtorch?
There was a blowtorch where the bosses were.
Before we went up to kill the other eight guys?
Yeah.
Drop your bag inside, or-
Did you just black your leg felt?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, I got a conflicted loot all over here
And then the key card spawns in his hand right here. You probably need to come over to him actually make you got for what?
He's another another other partnership
No, we were just we were just there, but I'm gonna take you to that um compartment. See what the hell is going on?
But that's the room I said I wanted to take you to you say like you
There's another another another another another another part of the ship that I don't know about
Well, we no no we were just there. It's just they there's a key cards
Another another another another another another part of the ship
Another another another another part of the ship
Hmm. Oh, my God, did you?
Look, all this stuff lost one set.
The cool thing about you playing Tarkov is all the times I get to hear while falling asleep.
My bad. All right, right behind you, Gigi.
I'm laser focused. I'm laser focused.
Let me go back in here and use the key card.
Right here?
Stay back. It could be dangerous.
There should be a quest if you have it. Yeah, this is the good room.
Oh, that's actually, this is what I need. There's a graphics card!
No way! No way!
I
Messed up I put one of my items that I needed
If there's generally just too much shit on this fucking ship are you able to grab this item off of the top?
I accidentally put it there and I didn't mean to oh
Kind of grab a big item
No, you kind of box 200 those are over 200 K2
that you fucked well GGS wait wait wait let me show you a question
we reached out protects ask mechanic about explosives we to rescue the
captain all need you to reach the bridge where's the bridge we reached
Is there any?
And I thought you did, what?
Yeah, it says, it says, it says I've done it yet.
Violence, violence is the answer.
Why?
You skipped, you need the bomb first.
You need a redo icebreaker.
Well you had to do the bomb.
Ah, perfect.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
I can't wait to do all of this again.
Peanut, it's fine.
We're chilling.
We got it.
Oh, you're so right.
Would you mind if we just take a quick pause in the lobby?
I've got a delicious five-star meal of 12-gauge waiting for me.
I've been looking forward to it all day.
All right, on down.
There is another loot spot.
I... don't care.
I have enough money...
to supply a nation.
I have-
Well, you know why I wanted to go past the boss.
I have so much fucking gas right now.
Oh, I'm dying of dehydration.
I'm gonna pop a quick replay.
I'm going to the other loot spot, because it has an item I still need.
I'll be gay! I'll be rich!
stuff on the on the helipad tonight where was it?
Helipad I'm pretty sure.
This is gonna be generally possible.
I'll drop that stuff.
Right there, but this right here, drop this.
It's a rave until it was like 20,000.
I love breaking my legs.
I need to inject this case so bad. Oh my god.
Drop these.
I have too much shit!
Not bad, I think that's worth that much.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna unpack all my bags.
I only got two more, I'm just gonna unpack those so I can condition them.
Here we go.
Then I'll drop the excess.
Right there.
From there, but right there, pick up this.
I'm going to pop a flare now.
Okay.
Oh yeah, that'll give me two extra shots as well.
Here we go.
Pop this bad boy
God
Is you're not gonna lie you might have to take all these tabs. I don't have I don't have shit for you fine
Oh, what was that drop what's that drop what's that drop?
Here we are to this
We should lead together.
Jump at all and say six.
What else?
Drop mags.
But meds are 20K ease.
We do, we do, we do, we drop this and I'll put, I say 12, I guess it was 22.
I want this, I want this x3 3 0.
What else, what else?
We only have to put this-
I like the skins.
Fuck it, let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move!
Where are you going?
Okay, let's go!
We're out!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
I'm telling you, that has to be like a $4 million
right there.
That has to be like a $4 million raid easily.
Well, at 88,000 XP, I barely didn't shit.
Oh, Excellus raid, boy.
Excellus raid!
What did you say?
Come at us, dude.
88,000.
88,000, dude.
Oh, boy.
88 dude, that's actually crazy. I got 186,000 earlier. I got 200 does look at my score
That's amateur our buddy
Amateur our honestly this entire rate was amateur hour changing this entire rate. I have seen more loot fall to my asshole
After eating Taco Bell. All right. This was an easy
horrible raid full of no loot
This is what we call another day in the office.
This is no big deal.
No big deal.
Please big deal to you buddy.
Don't be in the bugger loose.
We call this another day, another dollar.
Now one moment.
I unpack my goo.
get some money on me, make me wanna poop, pull up to your crib, in that ventricle, hit the
studio just to take a duke, run up to the streets with that poop loop, pull up to your
block, to your fuckin trap, run up with the stag, with the fuckin' crap, get em fuckin'
getting fucking bands pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
fucking on your bitch fucking on your thot
smoking fucking rocks smoking fucking crack
pull up in the back with the fucking strap
run up to your trap bitch I'm fucking back
pull up with the beat with the fucking beat
spiky on my head, spiky on my shit
spiky on my side, spiky on my grip
BITCH I'M A CRIP I'M A FUCKING CRIP
Pull up to your crib make me wanna poop
All this fucking bread make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio take a dupe
Hopping out some bandit poop
No big deal JJ, no big deal
This little sub sub, not much but it's time to work
Not much but it's time to work
Yeah.
Okay.
Dude, don't make me throw up.
Hey, not in my, uh, what's the modest work?
Another day on the farm, Genji.
Dude, stop it.
I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah.
Just another day, another dollar, boys.
Another hard earned dollar.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna throw up.
Yeah. Yeah. Your hands don't look like this after icebreaker. You must be some type of
sissy boy. You must be some type of sissy.
Yeah, it's Angie just another day, another dollar.
Just another day, another dollar.
He wouldn't know nothing about this.
You're right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, I'm good enough.
I'm going to go eat the tastiest burger you ever damn saw.
I'm going to go eat the juiciest, sweet and spicy bacon burger, large fry, three spicy ketchup,
large coat, side of buffalo wings.
You ever damn saw.
Let me tell you!
Self-relude about, oh wait, should I self-release?
Honestly, yeah.
I kind of want to see how much money this is.
But boys, we sacrificed a ton of slots for premium ammo, which we're not gonna sell
You see how much would you say 80 ssa appears? How much would you realize that you paid for it?
Mean when it was on the market, they were going for like five grand. I've got a pop like a bullet. Yeah. Yeah
That's five yeah, I'd say five that's four hundred thousand dollars for this stack right here. Yeah
That's why the ammo is so important.
I'm counting that towards the I'm counting that towards the goal.
What about 80 m five m eight five five eight one?
How much was that going for the market?
Um, you call me like, I'll be stupid three grand.
Three. Yeah, that's 240 grand.
All right, 240, 240, 240, 240,
400,000, 400,000, 240, 240, 240, we'll just combine those gone 240 and you called me
stupid and you called me stupid. Somebody calculate that, somebody calculate that, I pull out the
Calculator
One two
Three four five six seven eight
One point nine two million plus
Eight hundred thousand
2.72 million worth of ammo. 2.27 million worth of ammo boys and they call me crazy.
They call me crazy for picking them up, Genji.
Alright now I'm hyper setting, I'm hyper setting, I'm hyper setting.
I'm hyper setting, I'm hyper setting.
I
Put that up here
Oh, wait, I just sold all that mechanic I just lost like two hundred thousand dollars. I'm idiot. Oh my god. Oh my god
and
the
top
of
the
How much we started with?
How much money do we start with?
Huh?
How much do we,
it's two points, two points, two points.
Oh, I got you.
Two points, two points, two points.
I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy, i'm happy.
Happy setting.
There we go.
I'm happy setting.
Do you see, I'm happy setting?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Huh.
How much did you make, boys?
Oh, you say probably like 500 K
How to accidentally drop that mementos on the you see that was like 300 K. Ah, we don't have my mentor those ramp
Yes, it's called it's mementos. It's it's a new piece of RAM. Oh, I know that
It's for my quest. I actually need to turn four and I only have one so I'm kind of upset I'd drop that by accident
Don't need power filter for something
Probably for your hideout, but unless you don't do it
I was a quest for you to get like three of them. I used to live the other day or something
No, that was for to unlock icebreaker, but you didn't need to do that. Oh
Oh, oh, gosh, watch, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm happy to visit a mechanic for your quest.
I don't think so, not yet.
The Rome's are only going for 15,000,
what kind of scam is that?
That was like 40 grand.
No. I got a scam.
I'm making big bank.
I am making big bank right now, Genji, massive bank.
I'm telling you, I, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. I'm buying six yachts. I'm parking right by.
Uh, entertained here at the police department. You a real nutter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No worries, big man. No worries.
My favorite are the policemen that work in the prison,
where I can yell at the prisoners.
I've got it's looking it's looking it's looking pretty good so far it's looking
pretty good we've already surpassed quite a number of million dollars I think
we're looking like four million if we include that the Hoosie-Doozie the the
air bus stop here we go we got this one here we go I'm having something I'm having
something that's good with uses at 18k yeah honestly I gotta kind of hold in
what I went what takes to what space doesn't give you that money but this
This week is a 30,000 for one slide.
That's pretty good.
Here we go.
Sublime.
Oh my God, I can't sell fucking Tetris's yet, kill me.
Pay me purple and fucking sideways.
I think two therapist.
The GPU's are kind of going for the same price as well.
Obviously selling GPU, I don't care.
Here we go.
All right, all right, we're coming down,
We're coming down to the, the nitty gritty here.
We're coming down to the nitty gritty.
One second, almost done.
I'm almost done.
No, what's up?
Someone was asking about the, how you got access to icebreaker.
you have to get the paradigm like unlock the map chat it was how many euros do
you as well how many euros wait do we got you do if you have to open we wait
we're going to money we have the answer with 8,000 euros I got 7,000 euros it's
2,500 euros for $400,000 so that's that's basically 1.15 mil plus I started
2.2 that's 2.9 mil that's 4 million plus the ammo which was
2.7 mil that was a 6.7 million dollar aid oh my goodness six point seven six point seven points
six point seven right there you see that you see that oh well now they're all just having six seven
That was, oh my god, that was the biggest raid I've had since I came back to talk about it by far.
By far. It would have been top today if Hodgson, Colky and Steel for me, they were thieves.
Thieves, I tell you, they even laughed at my face. You know what they did?
They stole two special machines and a Lennox and then they sent me to the boiler room to die.
What? Yeah. I was scum. I was scum to them. They did not respect me.
me. They didn't know my truth. They knew my name, but not my story.
Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it.
No, because you're a mechanic. Gotta be taking a little bit.
I know you don't stream tomorrow, but if you want, I'm gonna get on a little earlier tomorrow.
So if you want to join me, I can take you through the BTR quest where you can just unlock
the icebreaker. You're blind, but give steel.
Maybe jidgy per baby per baby
This guy has a lot to say oh my god, oh here we are guys, but I think
Where's the captain up I piece his ass up
Where's the captain?
Where's the captain? I?
Got him hanging up the top balcony buddy. Where's the captain?
He's the captain you say?
Bye for your neck and free pal. Bye for your neck.
I'm the captain now.
Fuck you.
I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Why don't they just put this in English?
That way I can understand it.
I don't do good reading.
Easy.
I read.
Heh.
And that's got to be something lost in translation from Russian to English, because that's the
stupidest name for like I've seen
I did it did you I just cut click in the button and then I won
Good work team, good work, no rushing, no rushing at the time!
I think that's all I got to do.
Um, the top one, wait, you still had something.
Oh my god, are you serious?
Yeah.
Tell me.
I'd rather die than go back and talk to that guy.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I thought these guys were gonna kill me, but I'm not sure what to do with them.
I don't know what to do with them, but I don't know what to do with them.
for the so you can buy the explosives talk to him I
Thought these guys were black market destroyed country traders not pin pals
What is going on? Why don't I have to why don't I have a full lengthy conversation with these people?
Is this a storyline
I don't see the exposure. Do I actually talk to him like in the thing? Yes. Oh my god.
Listen up, Baldi. Make it quick. I'm losing my patience. No, we need jokes. Oh, yeah,
he actually might have some fire jokes.
My big cuss can...
Why are...
I didn't mean to...
Set up.
I will ask him for another joke.
An Air Force night training flight officer asks the Bombard commander eight report flight visibility
330,000 kilometers. How do you figure that? I can see the mood.
Hahahaha!
Oh I get it.
He's bald and he tells bad jokes.
There he is.
We figured it out.
Jussie, what the fuck does that mean?
What does that even mean?
Somebody, guys, somebody bring that out of me.
Somebody bring that out of me.
Jussie, did you get that?
What was that?
What does this even mean?
I don't know.
What is this guy smoking?
All right, I'm gonna give him one more chance to impress me with a good joke
If I don't laugh, I'm blowing this entire building up
I'm strapping a bomb to my vest and I'm walking into preppers place in the game
Yeah
I got you. You ran out of jokes you had to
That's it this whole place is going sky-high
This whole place this entire building is going sky-high
I did the class, we got it.
The bombardier sees the moon, the plane is inverted and everyone is going to die.
What the hell is a bombardier?
A bombardier.
Guys, did you get this?
Am I stupid?
No, I might be stupid too, though.
The bombardier turned upside down and saw the moon,
that's what happened when somebody break down the jump for me pretend I'm an
idiot we don't have to pretend to the jump that way
the plane is flipped upside down but that what does it even mean is that the
joke? What are you? The guy on the bottom of the plane saw the moon. Is that the punchline
or the setup?
Means they are crashing. All right, you know what? Obviously, rapper is a master of jokes,
Shakespeare of our time, and I'm just not at the mental aptitude to understand the complexities of his humor
That's what's going on here. Obviously there's some
Gentlemen, there's just no bombardiers and moon stuff. It's you got it. Yeah, you had to be there. You had to be there
Mm-hmm. You had to be there. It was I'm pretty sure it's a pretty good joke. I
Pretty sure the fire job
Maybe not a little bit more buddy. You want to go to the btr with me or I'm getting a burger. I'm going to
Okay
Oh, I did okay. We're good. Yeah. All right. I'm good. Um
Good, baby
If you want to do your btr quest tomorrow to open it just let me know. I sound good. I'm good
On and to get his quest done too, so we can just all go to the you know
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I know she's an injector's case. We can figure out how to get that. Oh
Yeah
Definitely, that's actually really important. We can even hit mark rooms
Per baby bird chance. All right. See you ladies and I'm going. Yeah. Oh good one. All right boys
Get up. I'm getting off
Work on your reading too. All right
I'll take a peep at that over the weekend. I'll take a peep at that over the weekend, bitch
guys, I
Think next week everyone obviously gonna play some more talk on but I think next week
Dragon Wilds win was I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you that runescape dragon wilds is actually a fire game
I played it so long ago with the head like nothing
That he was fine. You got like two of your friends. You have a great time for like two days straight. It's fantastic
It's fantastic next week. I might try to do
Clogsy invited us to do Elden Ring Night Raid with me, Clogsy and Hans.
Might do that and then I might try to pull together another Halo Custom Games next week
as well.
Mmmhmm.
That'll be a good week.
Oh, he would talk up.
Yeah, no, I'll play more talk up, obviously.
I'll tell you what, talk up has its claws.
It has its talons in me.
It's...
We're back.
We are back boys a picture of it. Oh yeah guys. I'm still doing that
I know it sounds like I've been faking and podium and that it's not happening
I just keep having to push it back and that is happening. I swear to God
I swear to God it's happening. I swear to God it's happening. I promise. I promise. I
Actually, it's happening. Thanks. Don't kill me. Don't kill me, but I think that's happening next month
like July, like right in the middle of July, right in the middle of July, get the AT&T
squad together.
Oh yeah those guys are cool as well.
All that goop is going to be gone in three days.
No, uh, no, wait, no, now that we've mastered Icebreaker, we'll have unlimited money.
Unlimited money.
That was a six million dollar bid right there, one, uh, one five swoop.
You're masters, you're masters now.
All right, goodnight, everyone, I'm going to go get a delicious burger and pass out.
Have a good night, gang, have a good night, goodnight, gang, have a good night now, goodnight,
everyone! Good night boys, have a good night now! Good night Gag! Good night everyone, have a good night now! Good night everybody!
Rest up now, rest easy now Gag! Rest easy now Gag! Have a good night now! Good night everybody, good night Gag! Have a good night now!
Good night! I just got here, can you restart stream, fuck yourself,
can you surf, fuck yourself? Everyone have a good night except for that guy!
Oh, I missed your user bubble!
Good bye! Good bye! Good bye! Thanks Mr. User!
You should be just my wife. Thank God. What's missed that one?
And the distracted with all the rubles of the euros
Because you use a piece of white
Thanks, Jinzy for carrying this left-hanging dot all the time boys. I carry Jinzy
It was obvious even a blind man could have seen that
Good
I've already met some fantastic walnuts and terrific pistachios you can fight.
HML
What I
Beat the fuck out of a walnut I
Beat the shit out of one up remember that that's the message. I'm leaving with you fuck walnuts. I'm getting off good night
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