you
You
Let's go. Let's go.
Another beautiful day, gentlemen. Another beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky.
Let me be honest, I'm W2C, boys.
This week is, I'm not muted.
Now, shut up, or we'll have two dead diamonds.
And this week is going to be a massive week, boys.
A massive week.
Late as shit, ah, I'm only like 10 minutes late.
Ah, whatever.
I'm always just late.
It's about consistency, pal, consistency.
This week, by the way, I can't really say which days exactly
cause you guys already know how fucking syphilis it is
to get a bunch of streamers together at the same time.
But this week we are hoping to play talk up obviously.
Talk up.
A mecha-chameleon, which I know when you hear that name,
you like peanut, peanut, what kind of sex game is that?
What kind of sex, butt sex game is that?
Look it up, it's cool as fuck, it's so cool.
It's the one where you're the little guy
and then you jump up and you paint yourself to hide.
It's cool as fuck.
To talk about mech and chameleon,
I'm trying to get some League of Legends.
I'm getting some Elden Rig Knight reign.
I'm getting some Halo custom games
and some Fortnite boys.
I'm trying to play all those games this week, massive week, huge variety, it's gonna be a good time.
Again, I can't really tell you exactly what the days are, because, you know, again, it is horrible getting streamers together all at the same time.
It is fucking crazy.
Uh, mmm, that's right, that's right, yes, yes, yes, yes, LP.
Oh, so, oh, so sorry.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck whoever that is.
Play Valorant?
No!
No, I won't do that. No, I won't do that. That guy?
That guy? I hope he has a horrible week. I- I hope that guy has a horrible bad week.
Engine fall? Honestly, I wouldn't mind giving engine fall another try. It's just I fucking sucked at that game.
Oh my god, I couldn't figure out the front of the train
To the back of the train left right up down I couldn't figure out what the hell I was doing
But that was a long time ago. That was like over a year ago. They must have changed a bunch of stuff
Oh yo, sorry stuff, what's right sorry. Oh sorry one second hold on wait a minute sorry sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hold on, wait a minute,
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
Try and escape from Tarkov, oh my goodness.
Oh, that sounds incredible.
I might have to give that game a shot.
I've never played that game before.
I heard the AK-50 in that game is amazing.
Absolutely divine, absolutely divine I've heard.
Oh, here we go, alright, ah, yeah, good to go,
I'm good to go.
Bye bye.
I played dead by daylight.
It's okay, you're still sexier than John, thank you, thank you, thank you, and tonight
we are playing with Mr. Hunch MF and Summit 1G.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys, I've never played talk of a Summit.
I can almost guarantee that Summit's monitors are in danger from the moment I walk in this
Discord call.
Do I have played?
Do I have played talk of a Summit?
No, I haven't.
No, no, I haven't, have I?
Have I?
What was that?
Why was it, why was it I told?
Why'd you let me know that?
No, I didn't.
When did I play with Shabbat?
Named the time, buddy, named the time.
Named the time.
No, I didn't.
Lying, lying, fancying, fire.
No, I didn't.
Last summer, funny, I don't even remember
what I ate for breakfast this morning.
You really expect me to remember something?
I dare you to go!
Absolutely not.
You're out of your fucking mind.
You're out of your damn mind.
Oh, I forgot.
And oh wait, for tonight, for tonight boys,
for tonight we are going heavy on the quest
to get to level four trainers.
And then secondly boys, I tried doing this yesterday.
I'm Sunday on my off stream.
I still failed boys.
I cannot complete the final quest of Icebreaker.
I've tried again and again.
But maybe with the professional summit,
we could maybe do it.
That is step two.
And then at the end of the stream,
I think I'm gonna go over,
because I missed it, the Xbox live games,
whatever the fuck fuck fest,
and the PC game of fuck fest.
This time I'm doing it in a better method though.
I got a link to a bunch of the games
that were revealed and stuff,
and we're just gonna go over with the end.
I think, I'm telling you,
I'm just, every game everyone's playing right now
has been released over 10 years ago.
Tarkov CS2 we are playing games for not even this decade. I'm excited
I will I cannot wait for a new game to blow my metaphorical socks off of course cuz I don't have feet
My metaphorical socks off. We're looking at that at the end. We're looking at the end. We're looking at the end
Mm-hmm. Oh my god, Peter. That's the coolest animation ever. Yes. I know I know guys guys guys
You really don't have to mention how cool the animation is whenever it comes to the ceiling every time it happens guys
You guys really don't have to say anything. Oh
Oh my god, Peter, that's the coolest animation.
Oh my god, how is that even made?
How is it even possible?
Guys, guys, seriously, you guys,
every time I pull this down,
you really don't have to like talk about it all that much
and how cool it is.
It really isn't necessary.
It really is not necessary.
Oh, Peter, oh my god, the going away animation
is even cooler.
How is that even possible?
Guys, guys, it really, you guys have,
please, guys, please.
We're all adults here.
You don't have to mention how cool the animation is.
Really isn't I mean just for information. It's just informational thing to let you guys know what's going on
Not necessary to just talk about how cool it is every time it comes out really truly
All right, now let's let's hop in with the gang
Hello everybody
Scared me
Oh fantastic fantastic
Have you boys been having a good day on the bongas?
It's been decent so far I think so much behind me. Oh, I got a fucking book. I'll be up go ahead
No, I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna pull up this shit. This is some it's quick real quick
Let's see what he's going on. We got way too little out of the game. Oh
It's your peepie. Let me take a peek
Oh
You guys
I'm what you're about to see some it's true skill summit is a veteran
Maybe I should have tried to get a scope that shot there wasn't sure watch him let him off with a warning
You can tell he was going easy on him.
Did you not see some at the bottom right corner, guys?
It's literally obvious he was going easy on him.
I mean, if you can't see that, you're blind, you're blind.
He was obviously going easy on them.
He literally wanted them to win.
He literally wanted, it's literally obvious.
A blind man could see that he was letting them win on purpose.
I mean, naive, if you don't see that.
Naive, naive.
Oh my goodness, he could have put those bitches
in a pussy-picky finger holding on to 10 seconds.
Let me tell you that, let me tell you that!
Let me tell you that right now.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, exactly.
Yeah, literally, literally.
Oh, Mr. Summit, me and the boys were just watching that.
Thank you, Hattie.
I don't wanna talk to you.
I don't wanna talk about it, okay?
I'm still getting back into the groove of things.
I don't know when I should be zooming,
when I should be point firing, okay?
Mr. Summit, I already told the bugulators
that you let those bitches out with a warning on vermin.
I already told her, okay?
Trust me, we're on the same page.
We're subliminally linked here, Mr. Summit.
I already know what you were doing.
You felt bad for those guys.
Yeah, something like that.
Listen, you know, I need a day, okay?
Don't judge me too harshly today, please, okay?
Ah, we'll be fine.
You got the LeBron James and Tarkov on your team, Summit.
We can't lose.
Yeah, yeah, cool, that works.
Oh yeah.
I mean, I expect you to,
I expect you to kind of like
let go of your looting ways
a little bit more for me today, see that?
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, maybe.
Oh, where's that?
Yeah, you think so?
I said.
And there's definitely a chance.
I'll tell you that not zero chance.
Okay, okay, okay.
Listen, I'll remind you here and there, okay?
Thank you, my boy.
I appreciate that.
That's, you're a good man.
You're a good man and a good friend.
Yeah, okay.
Of course, of course.
That's a good thing to you.
My goodness, you're too kind.
Mr. Hunch, I was here out in the game with you.
He was, sometimes he's muted and he doesn't know it
and I don't like to bug him, you know what I mean?
Huch!
He said he was also at three story,
maybe he's in a fight, I'm not sure.
Uh-oh.
I will, okay, let me get your name.
Hello, team!
Oh, hello, Mr. Hunch, hello!
Did you win?
Yeah, did you win?
I did.
I did win, but the guy who I beat had all of his meds in his ass, so one heavy bleed, first took my head, then took my left arm, then my right arm, then both my legs, and then I walked out, going to the roof, so I start there.
F11.
I walked out and I shot one of those fire barrels and killed myself, but I'm ready to game!
Time to play the game! Time to play the game!
Mr. 3 1 2 2, but what good bad good
Now
How incredible what and beautiful and amazing yeah, oh right don't rush me
Incredible
Well, hold on touch so much. Oh, yes. Sorry summit damn it. Yeah
My fault. I'll solve it. I go ahead touch go ahead
how in rude I forgot I was gonna say oh my god you did it again you did it again
you did it again I'm just thinking about myself again I'm sorry selfish all
right I said you've lost your penis privileges headed over yeah listen yeah
can I can I send that by mail yeah make sure it's one day one day one day one
day that USPS shit either mm-hmm yeah we want to probably yes or a FedEx for
Okay, yeah, of course local spot local spot. All right. Now. I remember icebreaker
I was trying to explain him how magical and oh my god
Summit summit summit yesterday
I went on one icebreaker and I was able to afford a junk box five ammo cases two medical cases two weapons cases two magazine cases a
Plates case a food case a muddy case integrates case and two dogs cases all from one run I
Built I built up the whole thing
Not that my whole stash one right?
And on top of that, if we teach him how to clear it,
he could quite literally just level past all the bullshit instantly.
Dude, how should you know?
Jinjin taught me this, but I still haven't been able to do it myself
because I didn't do it myself for the quest.
I got to be the one that plays with the bomb.
But after the boss, there's eight more guys,
and there's like two more rooms after that.
Like there's a captain's course.
Wait, what?
Yeah!
Like when you get to the boss, you're only like 75...
Sorry, careful.
75% of the way down. There's still a full 25% of the map left with loot and people and shit like that even after the boss
Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, and if and if you do that if you beat that
You have to be the one that plants the bomb by the way if you beat that
You can then go straight to icebreaker without even having to go to shoreline and you can just run that bitch over and over again
Get unlimited money
But that's after you get to the quest part, right? Yeah, but they're quite good. The question is easy
Are you that's easy? You just talk to the guy down below boom. You're the quest and then you start to get to the end easy-peasy
Really I was planning on doing
Quests to get my trainers up to level four, but if you guys wanted this fucking hit the icebreaker, I'll hold down for the high breaker
I'll hold down for the high breaker. I love that
I think I think we started doing that
I think we start with questing and we move to the icebreaker later. Okay. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that
All right, okay, that's why
Yeah, you you host up you host up got you to have a serial stream snapper
Oh
Has been something sum it down for the last two years and name is Lady Gaga
Okay, and his very first right back. He's he got in the right. Oh my goodness. Oh
Oh, oh
No, oh
Peanut you're oh
Oh my god, you're not come. I'm coming. Oh
My goodness that is such a shame to hear well. Let me tell you we're gonna do this lady Gaga
Okay, we do it. We're gonna do this lady guy. We're gonna fucking kill him in the game
I'm gonna get hopefully that doesn't get you better context
we're gonna kill this motherfucker we're gonna beat the shit let's okay I buy
this is gonna include that in context I'm just gonna go ahead and say we're
gonna win all right we're gonna wait these lady gaga yes we are
I'm choosing but do I have someone as a friend on my friends list you don't but
let me invite you and then I will promote you to the leader what's your
name again. My name is Devoe. You later. Yeah. Don't forget the. And you know our
ownership. Let's proceed. Let us proceed. Now real quick. I'm just gonna look up my
quest one second. I mean as well.
I
See what I've been bringing for the quest if it's a keys or something give me a
Fuck my ass yo, I wait you need a 303. This is something I
Have all the PC needs on me for our customs. Yeah, we're chillin out. No, no, I was the same. I think I'm on that quest. I
Have the keys for you then. Oh you the cabin key. Yes, sir. Oh
Okay, fantastic. All right, what about pharmacist?
Pharmacist, what is that?
That's located to the suitcase with device on customs. What is that?
All right landmark bought that key for me. It's two
16 right yet to 16 you can buy it though. You're high enough level to 16
Okay, I'm googling to pharmacist one second yet. Oh, no, no, it's dorm 114 liar. Oh, you lie to me
Oh, you need you need 114. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Oh, that's the last time to be the suitcase. You see he tried to pull
like an idiot actually have a look at me and played yet. I can bring that in.
Okay, it's 200,000. So I'm gonna have you bring that in. Yep. 114 bringing it in.
Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. It's time to ride. It's time to lock in boys.
No more. I'm gonna get you somebody.
You both. I'm working on it. I'm serious. I'm locked. Yeah, you better be locked in.
You may be locked in.
One second, I'm eating.
Oh, dude, sucker.
Oh, dude, no way.
Wait, did somebody hear that?
He's eating.
That's surprising.
Hunch is eating.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Better buy a lottery ticket.
Fucking fat.
Oh.
What?
He said about the time he tried
to get into sim racing a little bit,
I did not I did not hear are you
shitting me summit.
What do you tell me there was a
single chair that would be.
No peanut there wasn't.
Give me buddy.
Keep eating.
Well if it didn't go to Lation
companies I heard that a company
that makes monitors had to
increase the amount of time
between refresh refreshes because Summit likes to play 24 hours in a row.
Apparently the refresh rate was once per 16 hours and they up to 24 hours just for Summit.
No bitches. No friend.
No
They don't make driving gloves as well I don't need driving gloves for a racing Sam
Oh, there's a Yoshi, but what's this boy good man good?
Thank you, my boy. Oh
Mr. Logan Mr. Logan are you gonna actually make some rubles today big pee?
or you're gonna keep begging for bags?
Well, I need...
Fuck, you got me.
I actually do need a bag.
I actually will be asking.
Guys, I need the bag to make the roubles.
Those two things are separate.
I need the bag to get the roubles.
This is because I don't have the bag.
This is because I don't have the roubles.
That is because that's those two things are unrelated.
Unrelated.
Slander.
Slander from obby terms right there.
Slander.
state lies. Look, now I should remind you guys if we see the tattoo or a pilgrim or any of the big
ones, do not let me leave that. I don't care if I just seven stack those backpacks and crawl out of
that rain. Do not let me leave a single belongs backpack. Anything below, anything 30 slots and
below, doesn't matter. We can just buy that. Or if it's above 30 slots and it's segmented, we don't
We don't want that either. We want one big box above 30 shots. That's what we need.
One big bag above 30 shots. Not 30 shots above 30 shots and it can't be segmented.
Those are the bags we're looking for. That's like Attack News, Pilgrims, Counter-Backpack,
the brown poop one. Oh, let's ride!
Let me taste like 7.
I will be your champion.
I will be your warrior.
You die that is because there is already a thousand dead enemies on the battlefield
Yeah, yeah, of course, which one do we just want to do the front like I'm it
Protect some of it at all costs and all costs
Fuck you, I hope you die
If you are going to die, I don't have to hope for anything with you, you're gonna fucking die in the first place.
If I die in the name of a summit, then I have-
Serve my papers!
To the...
To the... country.
Fuck you, Hunch.
Alright, let's walk and fuck you.
No, let's sprint and let's let them know!
Suck it off!
Okay, so, Hunch, we're about to have a splendid day.
We're about to have a glorious day.
Hey, did you already tell the Bungalitters the schedule for the week or no?
week or no I told them the games that I'm hoping to play but I haven't told me
exactly it's cuz I gotta got a line up all the guys I think we're actually
locked in some it does not know about halo I text him I don't even get I
just like now would you like to join us community games for halo on Saturday
a day this week Saturday Saturday yeah I think I think it's open I say it for it
is open yeah I see it I second doors open careful very careful
good idea I heard something could be AI could be AI need to get some insurance
I hear both of them, I need to watch.
Is he on the stairs? Is he done?
Yeah, I'm on stairs. Yeah, I see him, I see him.
Oh my god, it's the guys from the event, that's where it is.
Yep, yeah, back it up.
Yeah, dead.
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Woo!
All right, a lot of loose here boys. Let's go
Trooper
Now this is mine I do I need that backpack so bad
So what's going on with the event? What are you talking about? Oh, these are just like guys that are part of the event
Oh, they put on Twitter until June 12th. There's just like some scabs. He has like whatever. Oh, this is the again
This is the cleanup crew
Troopers
You will rule the day I have to go that
the back you know you keep it I don't know oh I'm gonna fucking keep it you but
I will give you a tricep and I had way I need my helmet out of first keep your
trash I don't need your garbage fuck you hey so but you want to try that
There you go. Try zip under your ass, Jared.
We gotta go to 114 by the way.
Yeah.
All of you over boys.
114.
Oh, I just tried zip. Oh my goodness.
On the ground summit, take this. That has M855A1 in it.
Thank you. We got a 60 rounder though. Score. I got some some some that's a
little something right there. Oh I got 360 rounders we're cooking we are cooking.
Nice. There's one more the the Cleopter crew down here. Huge.
I'm going to get a valve or so.
Where's this?
There's Bob.
Alright, Pete.
What does it mean?
Push over to third and go.
Actually, no.
Somebody needs that.
What does it mean?
Yeah.
No Russian in the chat. No Russian.
Thank you. Thank you, Bowie. No problem, Bowie.
Just grab this and lose some for the computer. Oh my god, two debuts.
Right oh
Seven seven seven yeah outside to careful with your flashlight P. They didn't click it clipping through the buildings lately
Hey, I just I have a place I'm right here
Yeah, me too. I don't know. Oh, oh it's something it's about this wall of this
Was this mean? Oh
No, I know I can't recursive
Let me read it.
It's right here.
It's on this wall right here.
Right there.
Are you recursive?
Yeah, I got this.
What's it say?
Hey, what's going on?
This is Vladimir.
We are
selling waffles.
30% off
on Tuesday,
Wednesday,
Wednesday Sunday signed you good dates for all those
Vladimir oh
That's all we got to come back on Thursday for those waffles
Agreed. Oh that sounds great. I
Completely agree. Are we ready now? We gotta go to third story get there get the golden liner your command. Yep
Come on
Summit do you need one 14 or you get on that?
Oh, it's a briefcase quest not I don't think
SPP
Now I can tell about
Posters so much yelling at me poster. Oh, yeah, make sure you got the poster for the ice maker
I second for see what else is here with me. I'm first floor underneath you. I sure it's here the second floor door to the cars open
Okay, go to third go to third
Wait for someone on first
No tickles or tickles or tickles
That might see someone week
Oh, no, I don't mind. I even got a good. I think I'm good
Hello, also, is there anyone in the building?
I'll have a code so we can take the campfire extract out. Oh fantastic
We gotta hit the cabin the devil must
Yeah
First floor waiting for you first floor waiting for a month or four with their foot
They got the liner. There's somebody the lighter to a dough
Yes, only one person can grab it. That's not true at all. That's a lot. I thought it was
No, you see that the hut to try to lie to you seven come on
You're popping peanuts up here close to me.
Right here somewhere right here.
Wait, why are you taller than me?
What the hell is Sinex?
Am I shorter than you?
It's right there, it's right there. Yeah, you're a short bitch.
Short, fat bitch.
Here we go.
What the hell is that?
Alright, now we go planking.
Follow me again!
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not getting it back.
Stammin' on this, Franca.
Give me your secondary gun.
Oh wait, that's a- oh wait, not that one.
Which one?
Just go.
Oh, okay.
All right, let's go.
All of you boys, all of you guys.
This actually got pretty well.
We don't even see anybody yet.
This is nice.
We're getting a lot of stuff done.
Really good.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
I got a rat lobby, I guess
Yeah, rat lobby
Lobby of rats I was in a lobby full of rats once they called me the modulator a
Rubber we actually made a branch
We filmed the TV show there. Oh me and my rat family
You owe 0% you owe 0% it was my idea. I owed 100% right to be in my family
No, you don't
It's gonna be number one drink my Netflix within a year. I get a deal
Was a star character in that film I
Wasn't a lead role, but I was one of the extras
was on the camera at least twice, and I believe I should get 10%.
You know what? No. No, I don't think so.
You can have 0% and like it now if you would like to do that.
You know what Summit? You can have his 10%. I'll be in my right family.
Thank you.
What?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Congratulations. Yeah, well ten percent rate if I'm using any of the footage whether on the team or against the team
Okay. All right flat rate
Yeah, free $5 in the hand jobs per 30-second glim. Oh, yeah, that's a good deal. That's a good deal. That's a good deal
And then yeah, listen
If the first film does well, I expect the pay increase for the second film
We will discuss, we will discuss.
He wants a doublehand job, both hands.
You won't need it.
You won't need to do that.
Oh, see, there's a dead guy.
Is that Mr. Permission?
There he goes, Mr. Permission, boys.
I think.
Oh, for sure it is.
Yes, Mr. Permission.
I mean, somebody was in here camping this dick off.
Hmm.
Most peculiar.
Oh, good thingin'.
Oh, it's in the cabin, boys. Right over here.
Right over here. Oh, there's a dead PMC, boys!
Wait, no. Let's just go.
Oh, there's another dead PMC, boys!
He was poor and ugly, what's up with the chipwires?
By the way, does he ever use the short delay grenades on these chipwires?
There's just regular grenades on top.
That would be insane.
Well no, because those grenades are worth $140,000 each.
What?
Yeah, the the shortened delay 140,000 cheapest that's on the lowest with all the rich people are using
Just regular. Oh, I'm getting what it's always is regular
All right there, holy shit
Yeah
I'm grabbing this grenade this we got a place to light a jumping
Imagine if that one was the delayed fuse one
Gb to move
Neither of you guys moved
What's Mr. Summoner? Is he placing the thing?
He is on your ass.
Oh my God! You're right between the cheeks, chief.
Alright, now we leave. Come on, gang.
Success!
Follow me, boy, follow me. You are here. This was not an eventful raid, but we got some good first time.
Yeah.
Pretty good work out here boys.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby, not too shabby.
I especially like it when we fucking whack all those players in PvP.
Like a hundred of them.
Easiest battle I've ever had.
Hey, oh what the...
Oh
Perfect you see that I just suspect you first realize about the line of day shows your gun
That's what I just
It's not too bad boy got too bad
Oh
25 I'll be able to buy bags
Why do you do question this but not art well cuz our quest do nothing and give you nothing what you have at all
And this is like the most important thing in the entire game. You don't do a quest you're fine. You are fine
What?
Pina gonna be poor by midnight.
I wanna be fun.
Look, when I turn it in right here,
I'll up my rep for Mr. Ski and get him a high level.
There we go.
Oh, and we'll turn this bad boy in like you do like you do
This is your briefcase in it
so
Forget
Oh, we also got daily done over here, but 31,000 rules score
Not a hair post not apologize. Oh my goodness. Oh
We turned this in I definitely have more than one battery that's bullshit. I'm like three. Oh
Oh wait, it's because the thing is locked. It's oh my god. I know why I know why I know why it's unlocked these and then pin them instead
There we go, then we should be able to throw the rest of stuff in
Who's he who we on?
Hey, what guy we want? Look out. What guy we on?
Fuck
They're pissed. Oh, I just take their face
What fucking guy was I on?
One that wanted the car batteries.
Who wanted the car batteries?
Oh.
Who was there first?
No, I could have sworn I had three of these.
I
Definitely up three car batteries. What is this game talking about where my car batteries go?
So much dollar car batteries
What that what the hell
What the what the hell I just saw one wait wait wait you see what oh you're right oh
Oh, it's not found in rain. That's what's going on. That's what's going on. That's what's going on. Oh, yeah, you can't. Oh, yeah, I forgot. No, it's not found in rain. You can't turn it in.
I thought someone stole our car batteries. Oh, he parked our sit in Detroit or something.
We accept this bad boy. We'll accept this one.
This one, except this mad boy,
we'll get the quest items like you do, like you do.
Okay, I'm good to go.
Are you gang members ready?
Ready?
Are we, did you wait, where are we doing now?
Are we doing, are we still doing quests?
Are we doing, do you guys have to go buy customs?
whatever we need to be. I'm down for okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's
ask if you're okay now or not. I'm going to get a ticket. Okay. Let's go. Sometimes it
Sounds like he's contemplating it and he can't poop.
Let's go.
Let's go shoreline.
No, that's no.
That's a bad idea.
But let me check that.
Hold on.
We're pretty much.
Do you have any questions on shoreline?
Good question.
Probably not.
We'll check.
I can also go woods.
We would work for you, boss.
We get the folder and then plant the water in the ischric
packs.
I'm just gonna buy this case. I'm pretty sure you see nothing on shoreline.
Wait, where did you say we're going?
Well, I was saying shoreline, but then, but then, Mr.-
Mr. Submit, you like that?
I don't got any shoreline, class, man.
That's okay. That's okay. What we'll do instead is go, what? How about that?
What's works? What's works?
I gotta see, I gotta find the convoy and the U-Sec camp.
That's easy talk now you're talking easy
Killed two scabs also need to do shipping delay handover package from the depot on woods
Okay, wait, I don't think that's cap us is you so see I need to do that
What experience like yeah, but I don't think what you just said is cap on
Are you doing Kappa?
Yeah, of course.
Why else?
What the?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm going for Kappa.
What are you talking about?
Did I just need to kill Skaz?
Are you guys not going for Kappa?
Is Kappa not cool to go for anymore?
Back in my day, it was the coolest thing to go for.
Hell, all the cool guys were doing it.
If you're going for Kappa, I'll go for Kappa.
If I go for Kappa, someone has to go for Kappa.
I will beg you.
A spread evil picture of my thoughtful.
If I start to kill stuff, we'll do, I'll go for Kappa.
Then I get Kappa before both of you.
Aren't you getting in the lead right now, a level 8?
I, well, I've been doing Icebreaker a lot,
so I'm gonna be really high level for no reason.
33.
That's okay.
Did these Icebreaker quests, or these Icebreaker raids,
sometimes go up to like 220,000 XP in one raid.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable, it's unbelievable.
So my levels have been inflated
to what I've actually competed.
I don't believe in this.
For real, geez, for real, geez.
And also, also, I didn't even go to the boss.
I only competed 50% of the icebreaker,
and I literally left with 1,000 M8558, no, no.
I don't know if it's 1,000,
but it was like 500 to 1,000 M8558,
1,995 and it's just AAPM-O.
I like Jack baby.
I'm clear to the, I'm clear to the heli today
and got 70,000 experience.
Oh my goodness.
Everybody has 90, I mean, five of eight one on them.
So you get like 10 guys.
Yeah, I think it was a thousand actually that I got.
I got a thousand, I mean, five of eight one
plus SSAP, plus I'm not that five.
Insanity.
What Ray?
I was even completing the whole Ray.
I slept heavily too.
That's fucking bonkers.
I know.
Oh, that's right.
Dr. Mingus, you can put a Hebrew campaign involved.
What is that coming out?
Is that out already?
That how does this guy say?
It's the ammo time for the 556M95SZP.
And M95M1, the top three ammo types from 556.
It has 30 rounder in it, it has 30 rounder in it.
SP6, load it in.
Kappa, who Kappa the quest?
She cheated at Tess.
Dr. Dupoe, Dr. Dupoe?
New Halo CE, where you play guys?
Where does it come out?
On July 28th?
Oh, I might play that, I might play that.
I might play that, I might play that.
That sounds pretty cool.
Hmm.
He's just saying stuff.
Guys.
Those are real amortites in the game! Those are real amortites for RIZO!
We gotta hit the icebreaker, guys. I cannot tell you how addicted I am to the icebreaker.
Oh my god. It's all I wanna do. It's all I think about. I dream about it.
I eat food and I see Wedgie. Mr. Wedgie in my food. I see him speaking to me. He's in my walls.
I spent four hours today looking for the fucking BTR just so I could do icebreaker and the second I finished
after my first run summit downloaded the game. That's a tough one. So I'm thinking about it.
I'm sitting here thinking about all my hard work. Guys I can take you to icebreaker right now.
I can lead you to your salvation right now
Right now. I think I see we I see we do it. You say we do it get some of the bunch of really good ammo
Yeah, I see we do it after this well
Well, you know, but there's also us in stuff too
But we need some stuff to
I'm a kid.
I'll kill all the guys.
And you know,
let's ride.
Yes.
Do you have any idea what the hell we are?
I know. I know. I know. I know. Follow me. Follow me guys. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.
This way. This way. This way. We gotta go to Loverville and pick up the package.
Big credit. Here's the credit.
I got 10,000 hours in this game and I will never ever say a word to the Spanish.
10,000 hours, so much.
Do you actually have 10,000 hours so much?
No. Hell no. I said even if I didn't.
How many hours do you have?
I'm always sure now.
Over 3k.
Press escape.
Press tab or tab over on top left.
Tab what?
Tab over all.
It's at the top right.
Oh yeah.
3600.
Ah.
Newbie.
Amateur.
What do you got?
5,800.
5,700.
That's pretty good.
5,130.
You got a couple of fresh spawns to play with tonight.
We're gonna teach him the rubs boys. We're teaching the rubs
Oh, wait, you need to go to the you said Kim, don't you I do yeah, okay?
We're you said first that we're hitting up a bell
I need to kill oh come on it's right over here to our right we can go to that do that first actually oh
yeah we can do that right now yeah let me kill scabs let me kill scabs I'm by
I think I just heard a shot over the use that came from the cable
Yeah, big man over there working the shadows
Protect you something
I
Saw a chat while someone was talking earlier a guy said 7800 X3D. Good enough to be talk up
700 X3D is so like one of the top three
You pig any day our top five
Way
The better things I have out of my meal selection related night stuff
Yeah
That truck I had McDonald today. Oh, there's a guy this guy this guy
I heard him. I heard a voice. Oh, fuck her. I
Mean I was watching him and then he just get a heart attack
I'm running up the hill
Yeah, I mean, there's people.
Oh, shit.
Talk for the class.
Hold on.
I got to get a little help.
There's people who love people.
I'm just kidding.
I'm out of there.
It's all right.
It's like I'm thinking about my food now.
Ooh.
Hey, little shoppin', shoppin'.
Only one scab here.
Oh, it's good to use it, campboys.
another scav to the scav two scavs two scavs but now the other one with the
yellow shirt yellow shirt he's so good quest done kill everything he's so good
hodge thanks pay the faster I order this the more I get to like you know the fast
right to eat so hold on. That is true. I ran the numbers. I ran the numbers on that one.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Go to silly tonight. Oh, there's a dead person. A clue. I told you guys I heard
shots of decent camp boys. You sort up here. Oh, there he is. There he is. There he is.
George!
I need to get the shark.
She's a fox.
I...
She ain't nothing.
those those kind of shots that we just heard was like uh he was ratting and
someone walked up on him shots hmm her baby you know he sucks he's not gonna
have okay this is who again
He's shot me dead is that is that good work?
Oh my god, they're back up he
Oh, what did you kill this guy you wanted to loop from him?
That's not very similar to a situation I had with a buddy last right
Okay, move it, oh, oh, oh, what a, what a quickie dig, what a quigident.
You're lucky this guy's poor and ugly.
I'm here and killed you, and I'm gonna lose your corpse.
That's what I hope.
Fuck you.
All right, two lovabit boys, let's ride.
I
Did right there should the camera spot
Here's my clear. I'm on the move. Oh, yeah
I suck my penis and suck it tonight
Healing?
I don't feel too good
You can't get us to what's too good either man, go on
I don't feel too good, boss
He was on Landl6 with 41 hours!
41 hours! I have more time on the toilet!
That's just weak!
It's fucking Monday. Oh my god. There's no way this fuck ass just killed me. Oh my god
Please please I need my stuff. I don't have that much
So you may think wow piet you're so sexy. Oh my goodness. What could you possibly want more? I what is this gun?
Bro, what is my guy? My guy had a killer helmet on
well
How is hot stealing from me again?
What is this?
It's an M60 E6.
Probably got the whopper.
Oh my god.
I cannot believe we just died again.
That is a crime.
That we were gonna be so rich.
I see that got back.
I have like basically nothing.
I have like basically nothing at all.
Why is he rocking this at level 6?
How much chick is this thing about to have if I shoot a million?
How much chick is this thing about to have?
God, she's easy to grab my gun.
It's got trash ammo.
Okay, so what do I try to just leave it then?
What is it?
Are you asking?
I can back back that.
Nothing I can back
I want this HK you're not insured you're actually I'm not insured and that's my last god. That's good
I'm not sure and that's my last god. That's good
I'm
Chat I'm so you don't understand how down bad and
We are so fucked. We don't give a gun back
Yeah, so fun. I don't even think I have another gun with a scope on it other than like the PSO scope on the SVD
And that's it's garbage
I might just be really fast
Are you poor oh, I don't have my tears over now, but I can't buy that thing
Do I take this guy's backpack is that backpack is worth $400,000 of the fleet
that backpack is worth $400,000 of the fleet okay I'm grabbing this guy these
guys were not good but they killed someone I think they killed someone else
that was a higher level this guy's they killed someone else level 28
I'm so insane for that oh wait I need that for the questions I'm reading you
anything for me
I need that for the question for eating
he's eating our income packed with most of plan that's their frame out you take
carry your max I swear to God I swear to God oh my gosh I gotta go kill a bug give me a second
he is fat as a bitch this is gonna take forever oh my god hold me shut
mute stream and unmute discord no because then we can't hear the game
the fat is like should be studied who's this guy prone in this bush is that you is that you said
You were at that's not him, that's you
So I'm starting to track it over buddy, you're gonna be fat as a bitch
So we're running a peanut special weapon
It was even mine. I had the cool one. I had the 545 whatever the whatever the shit
That's not gonna help me on purpose
I'm helping you you literally have my shit
Can I go am I good here?
Yes, you're good there. You're fine. I'm scared. I'm just gonna go if I hit him on it
Yes, you're good there. You're fine. I gotta get to a bush truck
Wish he wasn't but it actually is true. He's fine going that way. There's no dead minds. I wish I was lying, but I cannot
You guys I'm tempted he's having
This is gonna be like 10 fucking minutes before he gets out if we have to keep us in
He is so bad
Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, the green fair I said
Hi, that's my food and water for my quest
He's giving away his good pants on our water bottles. I need to plant those water
I mean, yeah, actually I'm a I can use a piece of food
I got those inscrits packs are 70,000 each
Packs are 70,000 each
Isquit gives you 100 food. How did you eat two inscrits you fat whale?
You don't even need to, it maxes your food per inch, man!
How about inches, doc?
Oh my god!
Now we're poor again. We're poor again, guys. We're poor again.
The Echo is losing a lot of viewers, man.
Oh, thank you so much, Ultrawide. Thank you. Thank you for being so concerned.
Oh!
Oh, thank you so much for being concerned with my viewer account. Thank you. Oh, thank you
Can you imagine being this fucking fat
You're twice as fast as me
Yeah, we're doing the work.
Yeah, turn up the view, mods.
Mods, add another 10,000.
Make up for the guys that left us the echo.
You know what?
Make it 20,000.
Turn it up, mods.
Crank the view, mods up.
Crank them.
We're losing them to the echo.
We're losing the echo.
We cannot be having this.
Crank it up!
Mmmmmm.
There they are.
I do it, I do it, I remember those commercials.
Those were actually so fucking shit drawn.
You could literally take a picture of a white piece of paper
and draw that commercial out like 30 minutes.
I'm gonna send this home to help though,
so I guess we should try.
I mean, I'm as good as you now, almost.
Oh yeah, I'm waiting inside now.
I
You know you're gaining viewers from the echo, let's go
I knew the echo was a good idea. I knew it. I knew it
That's how you do it boys. That is how you do it. W echo in the chat. W echo in the chat
I knew that was a good technique. You know what? I'm gonna do some more echo
Oh
He's a spiteful little peanut so spiteful
I love you so much.
Yeah, I think that's what you have food.
Yeah, I think that is really broken.
More echo, more echo.
You know what? I'm unmuting the entire time.
There's a close one, honestly.
They're even going to start echoing.
More echo, more echo, more echo.
Louder echo, louder.
Louder echo, louder game.
Game, not a game, not an echo, more echo!
More noises! More noises!
That's my first kill back.
Noises! Noises!
Noises! More loud!
Loud noises! Echo!
More echo! More noises!
More talking!
More shit! More garbage!
Now we're cooking. Now we are cooking.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
Now we'll go again, now we'll go again.
Echo maxing, echo maxing.
Some of it is so fat.
More bots, more echo, more bots, more echo.
Quickly, quickly!
Turn it into maximum overdrive.
whether I'm trying to sleep too bad
too bad
no sleep for you
too bad
wake your ass up
what a fuck no fucking way to do that
now an extra green flare
there's a lot of these on the map
now an extra green flare
there's a lot of these on the map
on every map
shout back to you, shout back to you
I
Hopefully they have some more stuff
We know what your stands for
PPP. Oh shit. It's like I had look at this check this out. Oh
That's cool
Yeah, take that in for you.
You use blocks, you know,
my fucking interchange.
Ready? Grab his clock.
I mean,
I'll never you tell me to.
Then I would grab his clock.
Let's go.
Grab his clock.
Shit, this is the time period.
I think I was still muted, but I got to be by.
Oh, we're laying down over there in the corner.
Gina Megan fucking twist it.
Oh, we're good. We're good.
Excellent range.
What's excellent range?
Good work out there, team.
Good work.
Now, what do you boys got for a group of like me?
But you boys got for a duke like me.
I think I have anything.
Do you have anything, Piss?
I really need my gun.
That's his goggles.
What about that ABS ring, Piss?
Oh yeah, I got that too.
Oh perfect.
Would you mind packing those bags back up with BT please?
Uh, with what? BT? BT? Yeah, BT.
How'd you got my gun, right? Please, have you got my gun?
I have your gun.
Thank God. Is the mag in there? Is it max out with BT?
Yes. Yes.
Okay, good.
Oh, you got the ABS rig, you got the gun, you got the mags.
I'll bring everything else. Thanks, boys.
Thanks.
Well, I got your airframe and tax supports.
Oh, oh, thanks, boys. Thanks, boys.
Yeah, so I got so I got two bags 30 and 30 80 loose juveniles
helmet
Headphones you're big
You know that okay
Just bring some fucking meds or some shit. Don't bring some men's box. Thanks. I threw an a-fack and a morphine in there
But your a-fack was kind of blown a piece of stuff. No, it's okay. I'll bring some stuff. Thanks. Watch. Thanks. Bye
You
Thank you boss
Yeah, I got you, Buss.
All right, here is the new plan. We go back in there, but we don't die.
You guys see what that?
You mean, uh, you, you, you don't die.
I died for the team, pal. I laid my life down on the line. That's what a good team leader dies.
Well, I'm
Remember it, not different than that, Pete.
Well, maybe it's all the cholesterol getting to your brain.
Damn it.
Maybe, huh?
Maybe that, because I remember laying my life down
so that my team members could live.
That's what I remember.
That's right.
Oh, you're down good, I'm good.
When I see after this rate, we hit the ice maker.
Guys, I can't stay away, it's a big thing.
The ice maker's too good.
It's too good, it's too good, it's too good, it's too good,
I can't, I can't.
Every time you say ice,
I hope you end it with breaking.
Yeah, cause it could be anything, it could be ice ice baby.
Exactly.
It could be something political.
That's pretty much it.
It really isn't that much, but it feels like there's a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so wait, okay, but guys,
I'm not going to allow you when we go to Ice Maker.
I have to go through the whole thing
because I have to get the quest done.
So we go, we're not doing no havesi.
We're going all the way in.
I'll clear the first half, you clear the second half.
Okay.
That need, I need to get level 25.
Listen, if I'm going to bring you some extra,
if I'm going to bring your stuff back, I need something.
My man, what do you need?
What do you need?
No, you do what?
I will give it to something because he's a nice man.
He's a kind man.
He saved my family from a burning fire just last month.
Yeah, I did it. Yep.
Yeah, I remember that too.
Uh, can you bring me a stack of SB6?
I probably don't have that.
Now that I think about it, but I'll take a look.
I have 20 SB6.
Yeah, bring that.
That's where it's going to take a deal.
Deal.
I can bring you, I'll bring you 18.
I'll bring you 18.
Oh, Mr. Big, 12% is a boy.
Good man.
We're going for chill.
Oh, you're paying.
What? What? Uh, yeah, I beg you, please put one between the hunches eyes, Mr.
Reverend Jones. Let me tell you something. There will be a moment.
There will be a time when it is so perfect.
The iron is so hot.
It is blistering hot like the sun.
And in that moment, I will kill this motherfucker where he stands on
purpose, but not a moment sooner, not one moment sooner,
Not one moment sooner. It's not you don't just tk every
And loses its meaning
Moment
Yeah, she probably not bring this backpack in either
Eat an elephant gun for that boy
It's where there actually is elephant bullets in this game.
That's what you should use.
I don't even know if you can buy him.
Remind me, remind me when we get back to the lobby next time.
I'm gonna look on the flea market if you can buy him.
Hmm.
All right, I'm ready to rumble.
Holy shit.
Whoever that guy was, he was cooking.
Whoever just said that you are, you are Chef Ramsay.
But Chef Ramsay in a three Michelin star restaurant that guy was cooking that guy was cooking right there
Save the big man he makes you don't want me to come into hunch
You have to be the AK 50. I'll be there for the elephant rounds go. I need the elephant rounds. Uh, we do the elephant rounds
I'm not sure what's going on here.
What kind of uses the elephant runs I forget.
Wait, is this icebreaker?
No, no, no.
We're doing a quick crash and then we're going to make it.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's not safe.
I don't think I'm prepared for this.
Only three stars.
It only goes to three stars, you dumb bitch.
The Tars?
Is it the Tars?
I forget what gun it is.
Hmm he goes to five. No it does it guys. We're talking about mislead stars, okay, not a fucking app
What's up with that? Oh, I have to talk to mechanic and do the short quest line apparently
No, no, no as long as one of us has it we can bring you
Okay
I
Use your babbo
You're going on the ground to be you go there's you ever again. Yeah, I was gonna I'm gonna be right here
Thank you, sir. I'm gonna drop more ammo right where that ammo is. There you go. He's a really bad guy back
Yes
Okay, that's you. I'm good. Oh same ones. If the animals roll and it doesn't pick it up
We gotta go on here boys. You gotta go to see me. So what I am. You have a question anyway, do we? Oh
You're right. So it's the one we're here for
We gotta use the one for a quick and then we got plant that run by lumber mill grab the package go over to the other
Bunker plant that day that we leave
Are you planning your interest and waters yeah
yeah yeah yeah I got it yeah yeah you got me seven yeah yeah yeah or that or
that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know you know what
What?
Yeah.
Gotcha, guys.
Yeah.
I got you.
Yeah.
I confirmed.
Yeah.
The information taken.
Yeah.
What's right here?
Subway to get in here.
Close?
Yep, close.
Gotta be dead.
It was a beauty.
Gotta be dead.
Nice.
I'll drop you the second one.
OK.
Oh, he was packing he was packing
He was packing score
Oh, Eddie's 70 path 9 free boss. Oh my god at M88 what is this guy smoking?
This guy's wonky crack it
You check his rig. I'm gonna put the 70 path 9 free in his ring. Okay?
Yeah, thank you sir. If you've been better than SB6
I
Normal shit have nine have nine is over say what are you smoking math? He's smoking math
M88 what is normal shit? That's fifty-five pen pal. I don't go through any of it again
No, I'll take so all yours
We have really nice music is better from have nice over again
Yeah
I got a lot of extra. I appreciate it
I can have a pepper up.
There's another deputy right here, boys.
Oh, he's got a PDV rig.
He's got a PDV rig.
We can use that on a icebreaker.
Oh, my God.
Bash him, bash him, bash him, bash him.
Very good, very good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, come on, Dave.
I leveled that pussy out.
Let me tell you.
Instant head job.
I was an instantaneous.
That's not to say you just burst it, it is dead.
Two shots, pa pa.
Wanted to kill him?
Wanted to make sure he don't come back as a zombie.
There's a bunch of...
A what?
A wheeler, what's a wheeler?
All outside for you.
Got a good place to do things?
You see me 40 seconds
Don't come up without telling them shooting everything I see
Yeah, he's yeah
Something something are this will compete or do this you compete half of one class we're going for two questions rain boys
We depend what is crap one water bottle and then we got a pair one way
It's got one more water bottle on the other side of the map
Pants haven't changed.
Okay, now...
Now we ride!
Someone's getting his food.
What's up, Dad?
He's getting his food, getting his food.
Where's he at, the game?
Oh, here he is.
Here he is.
Why do you bring a $400,000 backpack in the rain?
You stupid?
I don't know.
What are those stupid people?
Ha ha ha ha.
If he dies, I'm taking the shit out of that.
I'm taking that immediately.
Somebody, you killed my life.
I'm a cheque.
Oh!
I'm a cheque.
I'm rocking these bees.
I've got 37 pins, 3 less than 4.
You want some of that? You want some of that?
I'm just gonna test it.
Oh!
Gah!
Don't test it. Don't test it.
I'm gonna test it.
What you got?
BP?
Ah, no, I need to test that.
I don't need to test that much.
It's good trial to test it.
These bad boys are way down here.
Like you do.
Hmm
What's he doing again?
Yeah, we he's he gonna make food without you doing. No, he's getting his food
Over my door that's
Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, I bought this if we get some stuff in here. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, well fuck you guys wasted a key
and there was absolutely nothing. Fantastic.
He's in the store. We're shooting him.
All right, let's go.
Ooh! Let's get out of here!
Oh, there's an RG72045B what's up there?
Fuck my head!
Through the lumber mills!
Follow me one by one!
We're gonna dominate boys!
I name it trio. It's a month
Like work
Like window reaction
What a fucking so hardly there's something
You said you
I think playing icebreaker is gonna sharpen you up, man.
I'm telling you to have a reaction time of at one time to kill those guys.
Bro, dude, you gotta be on your shit, it's fucking nuts.
Cut her.
Oh, that's Mr. Bussy, that's Mr. Bussy!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I wonder if he's shooting at the BTR, potentially.
The boss is in position.
He's shooting at the BTR?
Supposedly, when he spams that boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, like over and over and over and over again, it's at the BTR.
But that might not have been good, it wasn't for very long.
Hmm.
I learned that after waiting for two hours for BTRs.
I'm looking forward to let you forward him.
How's he got him? How's he the flash?
There's a bolt that's going for the left. He's fired dickhead rock.
I'm going to dickhead rock, I'm going to dickhead rock. It does sound like it. It sounds like he's on rock.
Maybe in the trees to the right of rock?
is in hell right now he's getting fed up
I'm just gonna lie oh my gosh he was right here
he's stupid no helmet
tank the BP shot to the dough
he's just build different work no reaction
he's just build different like with no reaction
there he is
What the hell is this guy blasting at?
Oh I see one of his boys, I see one of his boys, that's his guard.
I
Will go to that place
What's that one that was running?
Looking for starman I'm looking for the package. What's going on the package it again. I've got
Sturman's behind the metal, hit twice.
Is he under here?
Metals?
Oh.
Here it is.
Left, left, left.
Oh, she's letting me out.
I'm dead.
Oh, the house way more than the right, I thought.
Oh.
Sturman dead.
We're gonna get that $4,000 all the way back.
Oh, you died?
Back, back, back, back, back.
Yeah.
Sturman's dead.
I thought he was like, uh, like further past the, uh, the logs to be honest with you.
I see another one of his, uh, guards.
Don't shoot me, I'm a German dead body.
Got him!
Hooray!
He grabbed his bag, P.
Oh. I am not sure what bag you are talking about.
seven you brought a bag with 400k back into the raid by the way I know no don't
let him lie to you until you would like 20k
watch out one of his guards is shooting I'm gonna go open up the little bit of
pack go open up the sermon case so you're good I'll hunt the rest of his guards
a bit of packing while the trigger discipline I'm surprised thank you
good sir thank you good sir thank you good sir I don't actually assume whoever
I'm gonna shoot at that I'm not certain this is gonna be my buddy I keep kill
a lot this game I said I don't give up I'm fucking push up push up did we
You ever find who Shibbitt was shooting at?
So fucking ass.
You shibbitt?
DIE!
Shibbitt, weren't you dyad? Did you loot him already?
Uh, I took his backpack.
He's picked any of his gear to bring it out to the X-ray?
So I was just, I was on my way to do that.
Oh yeah, I'm doing it right now?
You copied right before I went to do that.
Oh my goodness, that was, you literally took the idea right out of my mouth.
I
Lunch I'll leave. Oh wait. I need to go back to the back of the water
It's all the way all the way we'll take this little video check it out. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I'll be here any moment.
You got someone's tag plus one?
I'll just put that up on.
I want to lose that.
Be great.
Would you worry someone had to keep your dog tag safe?
You're so precious to me.
I'm a little chunky, by the way, besides.
Yeah, I heard.
mm-hmm
See a little turd in the grass
You P
Sorry boss, sorry that I'm so ugly
Okay, I don't mean to be one day. You'll be pretty one day. That day is definitely not today
Okay, then boss. All right
I just want to put it as good as you know, boss
all right all right I'll let it slide for now thank you you know my kids have a
view yeah I do not you're beautiful to me boss up I will push it's very beautiful
to me
We can help it run.
You son of a bitch.
Use it wisely.
Isn't that funny?
Guess who's out of stamina.
Beef?
Yeah, have fun.
What?
Are you serious?
You dumbass.
You serious?
You dumbass.
Oh, that's too much.
You bitch!
Ah, ah, ah!
Oh!
Meow! Meow!
I'm almost out of stamina, don't do it!
I'm about to save my stamina, don't do it!
Are you serious?
Don't do it, don't do it!
You're not just killing me you killing seven have all the stuff I can get some of shit out
You fucking me you fucking me
We're almost there stay sharp punch stay sharp the battle is not yet one
I'm a little tonguey. I'm a toji buggy.
Why can't I move?
Oh, there we go. My sneak pack says rock.
I hate to think it's right over this here, is it? Who's cozy?
Yeah, right over this hill, in the little hole.
Oh, I'm gonna get it really quick.
I found yonder
That's we should be seeing the green smoke any moment now
Why see the green smoke
I got this I got this one
Oh
Pre-extract yeah, we can't leave here. Oh, perfect
I'll just pay my team that was good and we'll go icebreaker
On
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hope you see dude it's forever
The real OG making it fun again by Donny Elvis is hello
HELLO
Thanks Mr Kyle, free change my boi
UGH
You don't have to do that thing man, it's free change man, it's free change my boi
Oh
Free change my boi, it's free change man
Telehons just stopped stopping through the woods making my screen shake
Yeah, every-
Point at him though, everybody's looking at him
Don't keep it safe
Look like a little leprechaun calling out his legs
All right, straight to icebreaker straight to icebreaker I bring the explosive boys
I I even tried playing off stream yesterday, and I still cannot complete the final icebreaker quest
I'm doing that right here right now
Right here right now. Let's do it
I see I see might give you guys most of the loot just so that like because the main promise why I could compete it is because
I just run time every time you mean
Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah
And that it will work good because right whenever I finished the first batch
You can literally just run forwards and just instantly go finish the second batch. Okay. Well, you know what?
You guys have all the loot for the first icebreaker run
I mean, I'm obviously gonna pick up, you know, some ammo so I can keep shooting maybe some
Euros for the, for the bosses, stuff like that.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Listen, listen to me.
If you allow me to clear the first part, you'll have all your ammo and all your shit for the
second part, and then you go, like, like, we're tagging in and out like those, those
track stars.
What if we both shoot, though, it'd go twice as fast.
Yeah, but it gets hairy.
I mean, we can.
Don't care.
I'll save it then.
Let's ride.
Yeah, what are you bringing?
I'm going in for everyone.
Well, that's a good choice.
That's a good choice.
Come on.
What?
I'm not bringing my N-60.
That's a stupid idea.
Yeah, you want to bring my N-80.
You're a stupid man with stupid ideas, Summit.
That's a lot of ammo.
Yeah, but you want you want something like something. It's pretty close. I'm not even joking these guys
They give them like a quarter of a second reaction time
So while you're lugging that
450 pound piece of garbage up your eyeball. They've already killed you seven times
You just yeah pre-aim you pre-aim corners
You don't like you don't like swing them for your gun up before you're gonna. Yeah peanut you idiot
Oh, so oh, oh, you're so right
He'll he'll aim the whole time with a 400 pound gun. Oh, why did I think of that?
Your guy will get tired in like five seconds. Yeah, that's actually very true
I'm gonna bring an AK-12 that's a more reasonable choice
I'm gonna grab some stuff on right there one chicken
I'm not even close to ready yet you got to bring the best about two boys you need to be into the FFJ something what
I'll see I also need a variable scope. Oh, like a laser like a laser
Here we go
We need to leave the scope out for it. Oh
So insurance is voided in this so don't worry about ensuring anything. He's like
I'm not lying, I'm not lying, I'm telling you, you can trust me,
and sure all of the things you're bringing in, don't do it.
So you have to believe me.
Don't believe them.
So good to believe me.
Don't believe him.
Do you have faith in me, seven?
Did you put your faith in me?
Can you put it in me?
Well, up to you if you wanted to do that, but don't believe him
He's gonna seduce you with his
Okay, yeah, I got your back. Thanks. Thanks. Oh so summit bring food bring water
Can you bring me a big backpack of some sort? I lost one recently
Ooooooooooh.
I do not give him this fucking backpack.
Oh no! That's my only backpack!
Give me, my-
Fuck! No! That's my only backpack that I have!
You later, shame him. Shame him.
Oh, don't shame me! Don't shame me! Don't shame me! Don't shame me!
Shame him.
Alright, how about this? How about this? I-
Okay, they're saving me. They're saving me.
Yeah, no shit. They're saving you.
Okay, fine. Listen, I will bring you this backpack
like if, if, if, and only if, and only if, the second time we won icebreaker, I get all
the night vision.
All the night vision?
The night vision is just one slot with the 100,000 ease.
Well, now you're dipping into my pocket.
He doesn't want to help Summit, save him, save him, save him, save him, save him, save
Save him!
Wow, don't wanna help out a teammate.
I think you not wanna help me.
You're a piece of shit, Peanut.
You are a piece of shit.
You know what?
All right, fine, you get 30% of the night vision.
What, 100% of the night vision on round two?
I get two night visions.
You can have one night vision.
I get a night vision and you jerk my shit at least once.
Fine, one handy one night vision on the second run.
All right, shake my hand.
shake your nub okay all right okay fair deal you take that you're shaking your
body right now are you shaking your body I'm shaking it I'm shaking it I'm
shaking it I'm taking it all right all right we have a deal we have a deal we
We have a deal.
Wait, I've got, will you leave me the smokes?
Alright, we have but an issue in this question.
What?
Summit, I need you to do something for me, okay?
Oh god.
And you're not gonna like it?
The initiation summit just let it happen and deal with it. Okay. I
Need you to close your game out and go into your launcher. Oh
Yeah, I forgot. Oh, you actually do that. I know you have to yeah
Just do it. Just do it. Don't think about it. Just listen. No, it takes four hundred thousand dollars to get in there and four hundred thousand dollars
To get out, but there's a code you can type into the launcher
What'll give you all the money to do it one time in and out and by getting you through this one time
You will have enough money to continue rinsing and repeating
Yeah, yeah, you have to do it on it. All right. I think top right click the drop down like in like the little setting whatever the
water reason why I'm doing codes and you're going to type in boat trip all capitals peanut. How do I how do I get your rose?
What do I go to?
Sheer.
Yeah.
Mm-mm, use the freak with the beade on.
I need to be.
You hear that?
Should I put my game again or what?
You should be good.
Yeah.
I'll be your game, check your shit.
You'll have 400,000 and 3,000 rubles, so 800,000 in total.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what you want to do
is you want to put 400,000 rubles in your butthole
and 2,500 euros, single, rubble or zero less, okay?
Yeah.
Um
Don't a dried
24 25 boys 24 leave you don't get the problem this year 25. We need to get the job boys
But you have to be this Christ I tell you I tried for like four hours yesterday
We have to compete this class. We have to go all the way through the entire thing
Kill the boss kill the eight guys on top find the captain at the top get the captain's room everything
You by the way hunch not only is there 25% more to the the map after the boss
There's like eight rooms that you have to open with a key card and they all have tons of loot
Holy shoot. I'm telling you we've been we've been literally leaving like half the money on the table every time
What?
Okay.
Do I need like a crazy amount of ammo or what?
No, we'll kill everybody.
Yeah.
Also, there's like literally a thousand rounds of 8581 right there on the ship.
Yeah.
We have the best ammo.
All the loot that we have ever.
We're talking about like, make up the labs times five.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's unlimited, unlimited top tier in game ammo.
If you guys both get tapped, you know what I'm saying?
I think that makes you feel better.
We won't die so much.
We never die.
We're perfection.
Also, you guys got me on a backpack or what?
Yeah, I got you back, I got you back.
Okay, backpack, right?
Okay.
Also, it's something low for you,
because I haven't been 200% and I still, yeah.
Wait, am I still?
Okay, really?
I'm low on fuck.
That's a little louder.
Well, it's a little further from my face from eating.
food and shit. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's okay. Just bring it back
closer. Whatever you're not. Yeah. Um, you'd like something
hot. It's not my game. My mic might be just a little bit
low. Yeah. I'll have to change that eventually. You look like
a fish. Well, you look like a fish. I'd rather look like a
fish swimming through the ocean with gills and a fish. So
Hey, do with that with what you will buddy.
2,500 euros 400k rubles, right?
400,000 rubles, 2,500 euros, yes sir.
Who's mic by his lamb?
There's something that you're not good at, clip?
Wait, do I slam it?
What?
Okay, I don't know if he's on a skill level
Check the fuck of art, I'm ready, let's do this shit.
So, I'm going to do mine 24, ask me how do you feel after I buy a bag of earth peanuts and crack them just to eat the peanut and throw the shell back in the bag?
Absolutely.
That's how everyone eats peanuts, you got that?
Also, that's genocide.
I hope you're happy with yourself.
Have fun sleeping at night.
Get out!
That's where our training location is.
You have to get through PvP to get to PvP.
die die right now in the game in the game of course no typically we just there's
listen there's there's so much loot on icebreaker like nothing else in the game matters yeah i'm
telling you just you have to see yourself so it's literally the promised land it's literally
Yeah, I'm telling you labs times five was a fucking understatement. It was a fucking understatement. It is riches upon riches.
So you spend money to enter pretty large amount of money to be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then you just take as much out as you can. Yes, there it is.
There it is. That's why you want the biggest backpack you want to grab their rigs and MPV rigs the LBC eyes
As much as you can you want to don't unload the first round of people's mags they improve ammo
Everybody passed the first guy or the first group of guys have literally in game ammo in every gun in game top of the line ammo
581 M995 sp6
like the best of the best of the best all everything we kill every raider every person in there all level five plates
Like everybody you could go in there and be like I need armor
I'm just gonna fill my backpack full level five plates and you would get an entire backpack full level five easily
You know you have five backpacks for
Yeah
It's crazy. It's insane. We went in there. We went in there. I found
I found two items both worth 1.2 million a piece and the lead X and like the first rope and I missed the lead X.
I miss all of it and was stolen from.
He did.
I walked through that room first.
Alright lock it in boys lock it in. I have to get this quest done. It is essential for me.
By the way don't take the cards don't take the orbs one or the C1 I need that for the quest.
Got it.
Okay, it's okay. It's how to get serious. We're beating this final ice-pink quest. There's two cards, a black one, and a orange one. Just don't take them.
What's up here? Got off work to beat off to you. I'm in.
My man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man.
My man.
Living like Larry.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hey, hold on, wait a second.
Massive, massive chat in the YouTube chat.
massive probably because you were the one paying attention to clear the rugs so you
missed the loot that's interesting huh so not only do I lay my life down the line
for my team but behind my back while I'm risking it all they steal for me I
I mean, that's just, that's an interesting thing to say, that's just an interesting thing to say.
Now let's rhyme!
I'm sure you can hear it, people are shameless.
Yesterday we fought outside of here, people were rocking re-fi hours, they were rocking
And uh, Lapua's just camping this shit, so no one else can go in there.
Yeah.
I fought valiantly, unfortunately my teammates died.
I got out.
I'm just kidding.
Incorrect.
Peanut died, and me and Coke C killed everyone.
Not true.
He's trying to lie to you once again, Summit.
Summit, how do you even call him your friend?
Believe and trust in me, Summit.
Believe and trust in me.
No, Summit is my best friend.
Summit is my best friend.
I've known him longer.
Jeopardy does not does not equate to quality. My time with someone has been quality lovers
Hardly your sidepiece whore. I am his lover. Whoa, his true lover. I am not a sidepiece
Tell him seven. I'm hot pick the tip just right
Yeah
one I felt so bad I teach you something like I killed him I took his
chatter
and you see right with that seven quick quick quick
I'm fat hold on you be careful. You reloaded. You reloaded. I reloaded. I reloaded.
I
Shot red laser I see red laser coming to the thing my noise okay
Right when we run over here below us and to our right is where people are going to come
from the other side.
Like the other spawns.
Have it left.
Mousooked in the hill.
Push through to the right.
We are getting shot at from our right.
They are fighting.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go.
Not good.
I think that's the same thing, maybe.
That's real player.
So that's the enemy, that's the enemy.
Gotta be said. One more left.
We're dead!
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god, I almost got him.
That's insane.
They got mortars in there!
Thanos R1.
They're right up in front of us.
Somebody's throwing a nade.
Throwing nade, throwing nade, throwing nade.
I'm also throwing a nade.
Throwing nade.
Oh no he's peeking me, he's peeking me.
Sits us down, sits us down.
I'm on it.
Alright, go go go go go!
Go right, go right, go right!
Go to the roof! Go to the roof!
Go right, go right, go right, go right, go right, go go go go go go go go go!
OH SHIT WHAT DID YOU TAKE TO THE FUCK?
GO, GO, GO, GO!
I'M ON A STAFF, I'M ON A STAFF!
What's that?
Oh my god!
Why?
Everybody panic!
Go go go go go!
I'M ON A STAFF!
WHAT'S THAT?
What's that?
Oh my god!
WHY?
EVERYBODY PANIC!
Don't!
GO GO GO!
RECORD RECORD RECORD!
Hold down!
Interregn...
I'm good!
I'm good.
Stay right here.
Don't peek!
Yeah, holy shit, bro.
I let Santar's fellas fucking have it.
Let me tell you that.
I was giving it to him.
I had to have shot 50 rounds at Santa.
I had to have hit him three times.
No, I had to shoot like five times in the head until he was
bouncing right off the ball point.
I couldn't kill the guy.
Oh, man.
All righty, all righty, all righty.
We're good concept. Thank you. Mr. Sunhead. Oh, Mr. Sid Ray's my boy. Good man. Good. Oh, man
Okay, my boy pre-changed, but we all are an understanding if one of us dies
We must continue the raid and leave their body behind it is what it is. Are we all in agreement? All in agreement all in agreement, okay
I see if I die you guys leave the helicopter though because none of you I think are on this quest
And you know how these books you can't even do the boss even if you want to do
I gotta be low about eggs
All right, it's hot you're gonna be my ammo guy all right item
I'm gonna need you to pack shit for me when we get to the later part okay
Yeah, sounds good.
Get a packet, a little bit of packet.
You better not share with someone.
Guys, I don't think I'm going to take anything.
I think I'm just going to let them have it.
We just got to get this quest done.
Hey, guys, if we get this quest done,
we can go straight to Heistman with the Unlimited Money.
The quest is more important than the loot this way.
100%.
Especially because we're on the big back.
You guys got to...
Am I here on the right side of the ship?
Are you still with Mr. Heist?
Oh my god
Okay, are you gonna be the boss I can get us all the way to the helipad
I don't know, but what a...
I'll give you my flashlight, or my...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Ah, it's...
Fuckin'...
Is this all PvE now?
Yes, it's all PvE.
Yes. Okay.
Is that you? Is that in front of the MDR?
That's me, that's me, that's me.
I'm behind.
you are okay that's gonna clear this far I got the hallway I got straight down
good I'm going to medical area like they're underneath
You see one of them since I get no
As is not a single show upstairs. They're all downstairs
Not good
What does PK? Oh?
Who tried to score
Just worry about night once nightstand gets a little bit easier. I know I'm running. He's a you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I do we told we would loot
Okay, careful. We're going to be coming now. Very careful.
I'm not even going to peek. I'm just going to let you do your things. I'll shoot actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine.
It's in the back of the head.
Hey, dead.
Good work, good work.
All right, so you can go right and start looting. I know the peanut is getting literally
everything no I'm not gonna I'm not thinking about even back that much I'll
leave the key you can go to the right you go this way that way just start
doing score you can't get flanked or anything like that unless they come
through me first this is me on the other side don't shoot you know this I'd be
I'm gonna look for a flashlight real quick. Let's see it.
Fuck.
Let's do it any way I can put a flashlight on this. I don't have the thing.
What if I find like the perfect combination? Would it go on or no?
No, I can't put a rail on mid-match, I don't know how that works.
You can?
Okay, okay, okay.
Is this rail not fitting?
In the kitchen.
I'm trying to find what the matches
Let me check this hallway over here.
That's always clear with the cartage.
Yeah, looks good.
Looks good.
I think we're good.
We just flashed on these in the shop.
And the kitchen inside the freezer.
In the freezer?
Yeah.
Oh, gotcha.
It's okay.
Oh, gotcha. It's okay.
Little shum-shum.
What are you talking about? In the freezer?
Yeah, in the freezer. Back of the...
Go into the kitchen, into the back, next to the freezer. It's right there.
Like it's on the ground?
It's on a gun.
No way, Dave!
Yeah, it is, bro.
Smoking I really saw a flashlight be on the shawty. Oh
Oh, gotcha
Yeah, this is not working boss I
Can't put in you
All these guys are not good like stuff. What's up? Oh, you guys have cramps out at you
No, this is all shit. It's all shit. I'm guessing you probably looted night, correct me
Uh, I took his stuff for his pockets. Have you already killed everyone for sure?
Everyone's good. Yeah, I believe so like I'm 99% sure I haven't fully fully fully fully fully fully fully clear, but
Go ahead and work my way to the helmet. Go ahead. He has to be on the guide for the word
I'll see you I might get an HK from the secondary guys you know what I mean?
Yeah sounds good.
You want to go ahead and pop this thing open piece so I can go and clear that?
I'll pop it open for real good.
There you go boss.
Did you find any extra 5-5s?
Oh no!
I need the ring.
I got like, I don't know where I went.
Summit, come to us.
We're sticking a job for the dead people the next room
You won't you won't do anything guys stop this is all garbage everybody passes boy has a good stop
The Lewis sitting anywhere to get everything but the ring. What do you be actually everything but the ring?
I got the ring right here. This is what I had right here. I'm in I'm in the kitchen
I miss the ring this is what I'm trying to use right here these the items this is what I have right here
All right, I'm looking at the middle one. Oh, I know what I do
Cool.
Always was slowing down.
I told you that would work guys, I told you.
Which I don't care, but Pete, you're gonna run out of time for that boss, we need to hurry up.
Nah, I know, I'm gonna fucking jinx you just one guy, Pete.
Alright, alright, get to the spot, get to the spot, that's fine.
Uh, something, go down the staircase?
I'm gonna come meet you. I don't want to put it on the helmet boys
Making money moves boys, we're running out of time we're burning daylight
Well, he died seven
We gotta watch it
That's Mr. Wedgie, Mr. Summit. That's the big man in orange
Yeah, Mr. Wedgie, Mr. Wedgie the third
Yeah, I'll clear it sure you got this
chance I died but I also would like to do it all right so I'm at very important do
not go past this door after I walk through I want you to close this door
I want you to close this door as well and wait the hallway. Okay, the hacks on I can't see fuck
I'm on it. I'm on it next to P. Yeah, you follow me. Just follow me by
You can't close the store. I got a guy. Oh, he was alive. All right, follow me son. Come on. We're saying right here
Why because if we're any closer open up my friend
get out get out
so glad to be sharing this moment with you summit yeah of course thank you me too
i hope it's just special for you guys and this for me yeah of course
very special
much better watch out i think we're falling in love
You better watch out. I see a spark. I'm seeing a connection. All right. Watch out. Yeah,
watch out. Watch out. Shut up. What did you say? What? What did I say? So what did you
do? What I said? Man up. He said man up man up manning up right now. Right now is when
I'm manning up right now
He's under fire
You got out you got out your help or you want to keep looking
Go right now. I would you would you?
We some of hutch got died. I'll help you
I got this I got this. I'm an ice bird professional.
I just pressed his heart, but he's just kind of like, well, you're killing everything now.
Yeah. Well, it gets harder as you go on. A lot harder.
Okay, okay. Sort of like baby phase right now, though, is that what's happening?
Yeah, we're baby phase right now.
Okay.
What about you got that gun?
Guys, can I ask you for a favor?
Of course.
Can you shut the fuck up?
Sorry, boss.
Of course.
Sorry, boss.
I haven't seen nothing, boss.
I
Right by
Wonder if the guys of the cholesterol will get them first I
Got one left, but I don't know where he's tucked
We can help you do I
Hmm
He's hiding somewhere, I don't know where he is
I mean you guys can come in see if you guys can see him all of them are pretty much dead literally just one guy
I'm not sure where he's at
Oh chat saying my name could have killed him we might we might be good be very careful when you walk in
Looking pretty clear
Yeah, we can move in now. Oh, let's move let's move let's ride
I'm gonna take it in it's job. What are these guys?
All right Jared
Every mag that you see is good ammo take all mags
Just grab them for now and unload them here in a second and then all night vision is a hundred K pop
No
This is what I need
No
Also FN 5 7s 50 K pop big pistols as well
I'm not seeing an HK with a flashlight Mars
I'm not seeing no HK either brother
Am I have to use the Mk16?
Or the MCX?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, there was a fucking M4A1 and somebody stripped it.
What the hell?
So it's a jackass!
What are you fuckers all right, I see how it is wasn't me
Where's the silence and it goes on this fucking app for somebody took it? Where is it?
I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it.
Oh, no, I find another one. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know.
We're good. We're good. We're good. I find another one.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Even the pistol, even the pistol mag summit, make sure you take those two.
It's all good. All very, very good. Yes. Yes.
We're going to pack it. We're going to take it.
Thanks for that one. A little bit unpacking.
Is this tactical rig good? The Spiritist Systems LV 119?
I don't know what you're talking about.
That says yes it is.
You're scaring me.
Alright, I'm gonna go kill everybody. See you later.
Follow me again.
Oh boy, here I go kill it again.
You sure you don't need any help on that next part, P?
No, no, no, no.
I'm a professional.
You know me, Hodge, come on.
I'm a professional.
I never die.
You call me Peter, never die.
Whatever you say, bro.
Whatever you say.
You call me Peter, never die because I never die.
I'm following you, Peter.
Okay, they're not in the original spots. Fuck my ass. Something I learned in this?
All right, so what what a penis do you want, Summit?
I'll never do that.
I want to keep it.
Okay.
I'll take care of that when I get to his body.
45 omp
How many is around the helipad with you people is it five? I think five yet. Well, yeah, I've got three java
That's three two five
out
shit
shit what
this is morphing into the fucking box
there's better guns ok
I kinda like the Ops, that's all I'm saying, also it's only a 2x3 and a 2x7, a 2x7, and a 3x8.
Also, something to explain to you, what just happened, as you can see with the bodies, you can get into a little spot where they all stack here, and then you obliterate the fuck out of them.
Also, all these rakes are level 5 plates, and if you have a level 4 on you should swap.
I
Got a level 5 lv 1 1 9 play carrier, bro
These fuckers made on are you seeing this are you seeing this?
What the hell are these guys smoke it I gotta get another one actually to be honest to you
You carry big rigs you're gonna carry one of the small ones
Jesus. Jesus. I overboard that. That's not even, you don't even know what that means.
And no one knows what that means. It's an old wiretam.
Main up. The deep state lie. Deep state lie, treated by the deep state.
Alright, the helicopter is clear. We're good. I have completed my mission.
almost you almost that the helicopter is done it is done now I heard you almost
died no no no no I never die before you peter never die they do not call me peter
never lose an arm okay that attack six is better than five's yes also actually I
I can't carry two SP SC why not I can't I just restrictions
You saw some
It's just like it's just there's no reason okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's saying you can
I mean go ahead. You want to try and carry it? What I could be wrong. I hope I am
I'm gonna take a step in there. Okay try put it in your bag while you're wearing
Yeah, it is
Well, I'm not wearing a CPC. I'm wearing a the tech like I'm a thingy whatever
Nice vision out for you here boys looking pretty pasty looking pretty voluminous
I got some up there. Yeah, I got some up here. I'm not taking nothing you guys never did it's way
I'm just I'm just going for the quest
Sounds good. I think we're all good here. I think we should go ahead and move up
Super silly like a war
All the little things right now you're gonna replace
Thanks, so AP63 is gonna go my MPX at home bro sitting there waiting for me
I'm telling you
Stop the yeah, yes drop the up
I mean it fits into my bag though. Yeah, so I'll be able to find another one that fits in my bag
Yes, I'm on the next one. Oh
There's eight down here, right? There's a three of us
These people are not guys losses. You just go down
People won't die when we come to you when we come to you. I'm good. I'm good
Summit come straight to me
Yeah, stay on the right side
You can go to the helipads, we can't die right here.
Stay on the right side.
They won't die!
I'm not doing anywhere, the penis is not... I don't know where you went.
Stay on the right side, walk to me on the helipad, you'll be fine trust me.
I'm watching you, where the fuck are you?
Oh my god!
He's not going to be my son.
Alright, I'm coming.
He's not going to be my son.
I'm shooting them in the face and then then they don't die
Look at them such styles such grace
I'm killed like two or three
On the best of positions here
It was a jump. They would tell them.
They climb up on the. No, they didn't. No, they didn't.
They're not going to lie. You might have for it his fucking garbage.
There's this giant front side in the middle of my self.
I can't see dead.
Other one dead.
He's showing how you do it.
Fantastic.
Skid skid shiver.
And everybody healing.
Give you a little poop, Tommy. Give you a little poop.
I
Come down we done
There's one really close and he's gonna really oh my gosh my chest
God
Come on down
Nice. Yeah, right now
We got nice be got one on that corner
I'm giving it back to you, I'm giving it back to you, it's all you.
Locked in.
On the move, on the move.
Infantry in the enemy territory.
Understood.
Got one on that right corner.
right corner. Still went down.
Nice.
Another one, same spot, sounds like.
It's a jet.
Get down. Nice try.
One more there. He's hiding, he's hiding on the end.
I'm not there with you, I'm not there with you again.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm back up.
Hey, you saw one more, I'm all good, I'm all good.
Yeah
Bishop Bishop
Oh
Dead all clear all clear load up all clear
We're doing good 25 minutes left we got this we can do this we do this you do this so good so so so good
He's got we said we said stay focused you guys stay focused gotta get up there kill the boxes
You'll find on top or the eight on top against us. It's the best and then get to the captain's quarters
Mm-hmm. I have mags for you. Oh my god. I just realized that I fucked up. Oh my god. I
Think I have to go back
Why do you have to go back? Oh, no, I don't I'm gonna I'm good
So
It's fine, we used to do the captain thing.
Nah, I don't understand what you're talking about.
We'll get the captain and then we'll talk to the king next round.
MPX.
There's an MPX ammo up there.
But if you can't find it, come down here to make it so much more than there.
I want to move boys and go to the mosque.
Yes, sir.
One down. Two down.
Nice.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Oh, okay.
Well move.
The second you say I need help. I'm dropping back back and I'll come straight to you.
All three dead. Moving to box.
Nice.
Good job.
Great work.
You're a super walker.
Actually, I'm a super walker.
So, you need any food? Water?
Nice beating box.
AVS out? Well, I've got level six.
I've got a level six plate in the AVS.
Honestly, it's pretty busted. It's pretty busted.
Let's swap it, let's swap it, let's swap it, let's swap it, let's swap it, let's swap it, let's swap it, it's pretty much in three versions.
I also have some nods for you.
Oh my kids swap it, I don't have a bag bag.
Just grabbing a bunch they can.
Here we go.
I don't know where you guys are, is it continuing up?
Nope, it's falling back.
Down the staircase.
On the left side if you're facing the building on the right side
There's a P90 down here your favorite with SS 190s on me down here this guy
I want the move boys
We're on the move boys
I
Need the charge
What's how we got we got 22 we got 22 you have probably you are making such great time
I'm not really done to you with it. I'm telling you we used to think that but there's so much after the monster
You're like fucking go. Yeah, you're going all the way. Yeah, we're going all the way to the end of this thing all the way to the end
We're not even done with the with the helipads
Move it to the door I'm moving in and moving in and go to the bush with the bush
My James
I
Over P. I have armor on it's right here. It's right there
Don't worry
You saw me come on
Locking
for treaty in the territory I used to be with people I mean how many people in
the bottom no idea that's how many you think I'm gonna be apparently seven
Oh, yeah, it's 5 to 7. I think it's 5 to 7. That's not right.
Oh my god, this guy's not even gonna end. Oh.
I'm just gonna throw it down the ledge and see.
Oh, perfect!
Ah!
Welcome.
Oh
Down
games
You see coms right now he's in the fucking shit store
We doubt
I
Come on James
all right
threat sighted
what'd you down? what'd you down?
five
Good job!
One more, one more, one more!
That's fair.
Can it be six?
I don't hear shit.
Is it even possible for it to be just six?
Two people?
Hmm
Deepo in my bag, I'm running to you. Hey, I'm a wait wait every comes. I'm gonna do the screen see if I anything
I go clear
He is any of the pistols worth grabbing other than five seven no not really
Yeah, we're all clear. We're all clear. All clear. We're good. We're good.
So I have so much room still. I have so much bullshit pistols. I thought they were worth.
I'm taking devices, Rick.
Sounds good. I'm gonna depot everything that I can out there.
4500 years and 25 years to you!
That's magic! That's magic!
Are you looting that area or do I need to come and loot that as well?
You come loot this. I'm just taking a couple items.
Yeah, sounds good.
Believe in most of it. I'm taking the money out the guys, but I'm leaving all the crazy and whatever. Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
There's extra guns on the helipad summit if you want to grab that shit.
We have 16 minutes. You got this. We got this. We got this. I gotta give you this question.
I have to have one.
I don't really know what else to fit.
Do you have food and water at all?
I do.
There should be food and water at this place over here.
Yeah, I'm dead.
There you go.
Do you know where it sounds like?
Is this a better M4?
There it is.
Wait, 71.
How do I get to you?
What is this?
I just got the back that side this side of the whole thing
Again, FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING fucking fucking fuck you if you fuck you fuck?
Fuck you bucking fuck if I'd give you fuck me‽
All right, I'm going out I'm going out on the next one
Pretty thing is much do watch
What's up? Yeah, what's happened got 15? I see the boat towards
I might even left money on some of the guys there's shit loads of dude over here
These guys have even better stuff. They these guys with the ssa feed on stuff. I'm coming over here HM
Oh, one more, one more, one more!
Follow me again, follow me boys, that was intense, that was intense!
Didn't think you'd pick up on that, you past casket of the ages!
Fucking...
Where's how many people are in the next find?
How many people in the next find?
Hey, I'm inside a basketball court right now, where are you at?
Uh, I'm way above you, don't worry about me.
I'm three boys above you.
I want to make sure you're not buzzing in the dark.
I have to aid you guys.
I need to help you out.
I've got it. Okay. Fuck it.
Locking.
I could have backed up or gone further down from where I was.
Same way you went. Like the same route you were following. Just keep following that.
Chad, we'll tell you.
I would explain it. I don't know how.
I'm going in. We're going in. Come on.
smoke lead. Let me get you out. Let me get you out. Oh fuck my ass. Oh perfect. Why is
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go!
Russian Spocket.
You down?
Oh fuck!
I got no legs!
I
Can put looking we don't try to put it back on
Got ya one shot
I
What happened
Which one
You want to drop it back on the hell of coffee house
It's just five you sure
I'm going to move.
Everything in your bag that you can.
You better not be lying.
Is it goaded? Just drop it on the helipad.
In like a little pile.
And once you get over here,
let's say that you don't fill those slots.
You just grab from your pile on the helipad.
We're going to ugly ugly.
Alright guys, everybody on the map is dead.
It is 100% safe to walk around.
So don't shoot anything you see, okay?
Beautiful. Let's go, Pete.
Yeah!
The job ain't finished yet. What's it be happy about job finish? I think so
Hey, I think so. I think so. I think so. Yeah, my job ain't finished. I got something to do
What do you have to do I gotta get I gotta save the captain
Who said I got a giga chat oh
There's three temperatures on this table as well. Oh my god
We're go- we're go- we're go- we're go- we're go- we're go-
Oh shit.
You guys, where's the C1 key? I already have w- oh no, I want this.
Wait, I gotta- I gotta go.
Hmm. He's just out the door. Wait
Got it
I go in the wrong way
Summit, did you see my way right this right way?
We put my leg back on
There's even more
I'll tell you boys come over here drop all the crap you've got and come get this stuff. It's way better
You that's all yours hippie. I think both of us are trying to loot loop maxed out right now
new boxing group that's what you I know what you got is great but I don't think
either I want to focus on the place if I got extra time I'm gonna go guy oh take
that don't listen to me my game again
Look at him.
I got him inside me, inside me, inside me.
She passed, she passed, she passed.
She passed, she passed.
Got a healing stick before I jumped out of it.
I got a healing leg!
What are we doing? Heal the leg!
Oh, they got a healing.
Hey, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.
How do I
Okay, I'm in I'm in the cabin school is if I were you I'd start maybe walking towards that
We have seen that what is that what is that if you're like
Is that good back way came so you're gonna come this way you need for quest. Oh my god guys wait
But you have to come up top and drop me my backpack, please
We were talking about
There's a gun. I'll bring it to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. I use your run all the way down this staircase
You have your chat key Johnny. Get up here. Oh
Give you the way score
Go down that lane so it this way
Before the time is about the captain's death. Oh, it's all we got here. We good. Oh, we got
We got it we died
I'd go all the way back to the start of the map. Oh my god.
You should go around this loop summit and then up the staircase.
We hunch, hunch. Alright, I'm right here.
We hunch this way or this way, okay?
No, no, no, no, no!
I need you to do something very specific, okay?
I need you to have your chat and lead you all the way to the captain's quarters, grab the ultralink, put it in the backpack, and then drop the backpack at the helicopter. I have to run all the way back to the start of the map, okay?
Ultralink. Okay, I got it.
Boop boop boop boop!
I'll be getting fully booked!
Up the gunslinger?
Read the note? What note?
It doesn't say anything about a note.
The form of the science is what the captain said,
as we can look for help, there's a note?
Why would they put that in the quest bag?
I'm telling you, people over at B.S.G. are the dumbest motherfuckers.
Yes, yes, same thing, the old top, now the old trillink,
put it in the backpack, get it to the hell, I got it.
Summit, on the ground, next to the H,
I'm leaving a green flare in case I don't make it back.
What's that thing?
Okay, why are we dropping this red this red flip? I don't even know where I'm at right now, man. You're expecting a lot right now
Yeah, you just gonna go around that got made in and then up the staircase and you're there
You're at the helipad once you want to extract you just shoot that
I didn't go all the way down I stayed one up one level this is serious guys. This is serious
I'll get you there promise.
Hmm.
Bro, how am I overweight? I don't understand.
There you go for a reason.
Fuck you.
Bitch.
Follow me boys, follow me boys!
What's the fucking MDR, man?
I hear you, I hear you.
Yeah, yeah, that's me, I'm passing by, hey buddy.
Hey dude.
Hey buddy.
How you doing boss? How you doing boss?
Damn, I gotta drop the MDR for now.
All right, where's the link at all of the captains quarters on the ground in the front
I don't know if I'm surviving that
Oh, we're gonna take the short round the long round. We're gonna take the we're gonna take the seating round
Here we go
Follow me boys, follow me boys, follow me gang.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go talk to Mr. Scientist, get this done with.
Follow me gang, follow me gang.
You think that makes you run faster?
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Oh, up again.
In there?
We're running out of time!
Go, go, go!
Where is this shit?
It should be on the ground to a white box.
Oh, the Ultra-Lake.
Oh, Ultra Lake.
Bro, you sent me here with so late in the raid, I don't think I'm going to make it back, P.
No, you can make it because you can jump off the top. It's easy, it's easy.
You got the Ultra, you got the Ultra.
Where's the Ultra Lake at?
Somewhere nearby.
Talk to the guy?
Where's the captain? How are you going to prove it?
You want it?
I'm going to get back.
I broke the entire container during the storm.
We'll control everything.
You don't need it.
Who else can?
Yeah, I'm on the HRI now, you sure? Okay.
What the fuck do I get down to, MP?
You walk right towards the helipad and you just keep leaping over railings.
You jump over any railing that you see.
Okay, I'm here.
Also, don't leave without me, because it glitzes after two guys.
Don't leave without me, boy.
Yeah, don't leave.
I'll leave you, gay. I'll leave you with...
What we do for P what I do for y'all I didn't get shit for this right what we do for peanut
What the hell?
Don't put dust in yet.
Got the backpack mushed?
Yeah, backpack, try over here.
Back, back, back.
Yeah, yeah, it's going forward, team.
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, bye?
Bye, bye, ready.
Three, two, one, now!
Going forward, team, going forward!
What do you think?
Excellent Ray, gentlemen, excellent Ray.
I'm a little bit of a sliver on that, man.
Yeah, how you like that, Mr. Summit?
And you got the crappiest time.
I'm telling you, if you went to the bond sale, you'd give it better time.
Me, even though I'm not getting any of the rubes.
There's still like eight rubes left.
I ain't gonna tell some it was not.
$223,000 in media!
Well, I got $223,000 next week.
I got to check with Mr. McKaynick see what he wants to this bad boy is like to do
Then we'll accept these bad boys turn this fella in right now there then talk to mr. Mechanic
I think we'll do one of those and now I think let's go do like a quest or something then we'll go back
Is this the problem I give him 20,000 is that another quest?
We don't
I
Do it they wait they wait my dad
Plant the hacking device in the server room in the lab as the BTR driver if you can help evacuate the scientists of the I figure
How is a BTR driver gonna get on shit?
It was plant the hacking device so they come up the labs like that the math labs
What are you talking about?
I'm on I feel that
Yeah, I gotta give this thing
That question of all the way through the ice yeah, the one we got
We as an airboat
Wait hold on no way guys we go down to be jump. What is it? What is the other thing mean?
What is this thing? What is plant the hack advice in the server over the lab? Where's that?
Where's that that something
Literally on labs.
We've got to go to labs and plant the hacking device.
Where do we get the hacking device at? You buy it?
Hacking? There's no hacking device!
Up your ass.
It's on the boat. How am I going to get a boat into labs?
labs I can't get a boat in the labs how's it even when you in fact check
trade a message
the hacking device moving forward on the quest yeah score guys I have a quest
and you're not going to like it we have to go the factory and then trade it to
Lads
yes that's all I'm a different no we must we must our country needs us you
You're gonna fail to enter the call when our country needs a spell?
I'm gonna wanna go to lab on its first day back.
It's an accident.
I'll have you know what the lab just ate.
Killed the entire thing.
That's your touchy touchy touchy touchy touchy.
You know what's the problem?
What's the problem?
You can stay behind us.
We got him.
We'll handle the hooligans in there.
All righty dudes.
We apparently don't have to go to labs.
There's a lab on the boat.
I lied.
All the things I just said, ignore them.
That'll be true.
Lab is on the boat.
Where's the lab at?
Where are we going then?
It's not the labs.
Okay, this is my opinion.
It is the labs on the boat.
I was one guide again.
We have to go to labs.
We got double one guide?
There's a double one guide, two guide.
happen. It's rare. It's like a blue moon. It'll happen.
Okay, never mind. We go to neither of those. We go to
woods. So last questions. Now you're speaking our language.
You don't want to know the answer to. I don't know the answer.
I'm going to go to the woods.
I have to flip the hacking
device in the server room in
the lab.
What is that?
I said we should go talk to the
BPRC.
If he knows what the hell is going on.
Okay.
I will go to interchange.
I need excuses to go there.
Anyways.
What about Wood?
Wood.
Oh
Yeah, but don't ever break 21 or they won't let you leave I learned that the hardly twice
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Just trust me so much. I lost everything twice.
I let ride.
Hutch, when I say, can you help me with this? I just, it's part of the ice maker
quest line, right? And I just completed the last part. Now there's a checkbox that
says plant the hacking device in the server room in the lab. Do you think
that's a lab on the boat or like labs the math in the lab I feel like that's
gotta be the labs because it's literally a room called server room I mean I would
if you're asking what I think and what I don't know I would say yes labs the
math for sure but I don't know I'm gonna word that there's a lab on the boat I've
I've never seen a lab on the boat.
Have you seen a lab?
I mean, yes, but if it was,
if it was for the boat, it would say the lab on the boat,
not the labs.
That is true.
Jiji just said though that she did this
and she said she planted it in a lab on the boat.
What do you think now?
Think it's a lab on the boat.
That's what I've been saying the whole fucking time.
You would listen.
That's what I've been saying the whole damn time.
You can't hear.
That's what everybody in the chat has been saying labs
the whole fucking time.
It was good chat.
It was it's written play this day right there guys. It's written play this day. Can you read? I?
Can't believe this the golem some people hunched the golem some people
No, that's right
That's right
I'm doing right here boys. How's this look? Is there nice? Is it gimme?
I'm gonna be honest with you. Oh, yeah, I would have this one
I mean you're like a head of your age. Yeah, everybody
Had a big games whatever the fuck that word is
Head of your time ahead of its time
He says labs. Oh week he's wrong and
They shoot you guys ready to go. I'm gonna go
We're going right here to this map that I selected
I don't see it. I'm not looking
for a way. Wait now. Gigi's
telling me to wait. What is
going on? Yeah, we're getting
fucked with. I feel like we're
getting fucked with. I feel like
we're getting fucked with.
a zingy one guy be right now is that what's going on
as I have a quest called Boreass there's two things on it
ask the BTR driver if he can help a vacuum scientist from the icebreaker
and plant the hacking device in the server room in the lab
so what the what is it
you kill me actually kill me kill me right now in the game of course
Alright guys, we're just gonna go talk to the BCR driver because I know exactly how to do that.
Hop in the game, hop in the game, come on.
Hmm.
Get in here boys, come on Mr. Submit, come on Mr. Submit.
I just realized I can't lose in some four.
Stop brushing me!
Come on in boys, come on in.
Water's fine.
What the fucking things are you saying?
Get in here!
Oh we're doing that, oh we're doing this, oh we're doing this.
I will get in the game, that's the confirmed button.
I can't, I don't have the gun.
You won't be level regard
Yeah, yeah, let's get a shooter, but thank you seven. Thank you. Thank you
Oh my god, seven you do you know what I was thinking
Can you really me out?
This game just made me want to throw myself into traffic level nine currently
Enjoy how good sir enjoy how it aids you might you might buy picked something seven
Okay, pitch what about if you bring in a $400,000 backpack into woods?
Okay, what about it?
Some I'm looking at your guy you have a $400,000 backpack on it. We're going to what?
Yeah, we're not so we're not gonna lose
You got some tree branches
I
Couple make sure little bees maybe a bird feather
You know be sick. It's like you drag your backpack in and like you press space bar and squish it like a two-by-two or something
Yeah
No, I just came up
Yeah, I know you did
We get a more steady back back here
I can actually afford some is too
faded to care right now.
Summit be so honest.
How many times are you stretched in the last five hours?
A couple times.
Yeah.
That's good.
We go to the bathroom.
Oh, it sounds good.
It sounds good.
You read the captain note, there is, there is no captain note, there is no captain note.
Alright, so what I want you to do for me sir, it's very specific.
Alright, what I want you to do is grab one of those ice cream scoops with the lever on
the side that has the cleaver that goes, do the circle, put it on your testicle sack and
to rip the bottom skin off to where it comes out.
That was a little bit, all right, you know what?
Guys, I didn't even wanna picture that.
I'm so sorry for saying that.
Oh my God, I didn't wanna picture that.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I'll make it less gross next time.
That's on me, that's on me, guys.
I pictured that and I knew instantly
I made a mistake right there.
That's on me, guys.
That's on me, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me.
Now let's rock!
So,
I don't know.
Yeah.
Another
sweet juice.
All right, boys ready?
Are you guys ready for a great raid?
Yes, says the team.
You are the team you can just say yes for times.
Also, I think some hate an icebreaker.
Really?
If we go back, well, I mean, to be honest with you, Pete,
whenever I first did icebreaker, it fucking sucks just sitting
there holding my dick.
That's true.
Well, let's have them kill everyone.
What do you think about that?
Yeah.
Look at the teams.
OK, as long as we're teaching them, I mean, Pete, slow down.
Something's not back yet.
I said, as long as we're teaching them, I think it's fine.
That raid it was literally like we were just catching up to you the entire time and that was the plan, but I think that that was the issue.
Made a nice one.
Well, I sort of, I sort of bolt-action silenced out by the way. You should come and go to kill him.
Alrighty, we'll catch up. I'm waiting for Jared.
Lock him.
You can't go spotted yet, keep your eyes peeled, it could be anywhere.
Oh, I don't see anything, I just- He's very sneaky.
Very sneaky.
I'm not see something came up.
I'm good.
You're good.
I'm waiting for you.
He's that you heard a shot.
Right.
Okay.
So I'm playing Tarkov again because of this and the wife took the kid as
left jokes on her I can pack the dishwasher like no other put this right
here that right there like you do good thinking little good thinking that's the
finest time to purchase talk of the best time even what could argue right when
the iron's hot right and the iron is hot
and a scavenger yell making a ruckus
yeah that your shoppy don't be no one's here by
I lied I lied I lied to you
I'm going to love or build a search for the BTR
If you wanted to wait for us
No, don't shoot me. I'm the handsome one. She a handsome guy out in the forest. That's free
also I have brown pants on don't shoot anyone with brown pants I will shoot
everyone with brown pants unless you answer my call answers you passed by
this I'm past I'm more passing by on this unless you wanted to live and catch
up to him who take this right here so yeah take this full bottle of I be
broken yeah what's he got oh he's got a scavenger he's got a scavenger or a
poor person
shit are you a robot or are you just poor just a robot you have anything to
do something here or not. There's your robot.
Did you get your snow?
Well, I think I'll have to find my second, uh, Zoom buttons. Um, no, that's not, that's
one of the any of the other times here, so.
Let's go grab that.
Oh, what was your lever, Bill?
Oh, give me two seconds. Give me two seconds.
Yeah, do you think?
I have to just bind my, uh, my level Zoom button.
Yeah, do you think?
No hostiles. No hostiles. I'm climbing up a dickhead.
Oh, are you the meteor? Oh, my God, it's coming to you. Oh, my God, fuck!
Guys, I have to go to the next, like, 30 seconds since the meteor's here.
I'm jumping yourself!
I'll figure it out again.
Just run straight between those rocks.
I'm coming for you.
Oh my god!
Is that the BTR shooting at you?
I don't know what that was!
Yeah, BTR shooting at you. Someone's in the BTR.
Was that the BTR boys?
What the hell?
Jesus Christ.
You're on dick head?
Yeah, I'm on dick head.
and the meteorites on hostile mode.
Not good, V.
Oh, that's not a dandy situation. I will not lie.
Well, I'm afraid to come over to you.
Oh, don't be afraid, Bobbapie. He's gonna take care of ya.
Bobbapie, that's right here. He always will be.
Did I get to you without the meteor killing me?
Yeah, it drove by. You're good.
Don't worry, boss.
Now we're on the prowl for Mr. Sturmusi and his brothers.
Brothers in arms there's a chance BTR was shooting at sermon. It's what I was saying earlier
It didn't sound like it
Sound like it
We're starting at you know, I do not know. I saw one of his butt buddies up here by the logs. I lost him
I don't want to be here is that right there is that you son?
Yeah, yeah, I accepted that I want you to know that in front of that rock. Are you there behind?
Well, there's everybody at
Push up, what's up? I am as well
We're gonna be I believe. Oh, oh someone else go this guy. Someone else go this guy. I
You see the right on double-leg rock
What's up? What's up?
Like the hill that we were clearing on earlier.
Clean right.
Locking.
Who the hell is this little bugger?
That's who the hell is you guys?
It's a scav there, I heard it's on top of the hill right now. That one of you I'm between two gypoz logs
Oh, I'm starting scars are dead. What the hell is going on around here?
Yeah, maybe the BTR shot this guy
That's why he's dead we guys
Did you do that to these two the guys
All right, I think we're good
I think the guard's dead.
Wait, wait, Mrs. Tubercy.
Oh, I did what's terminus.
I'm pushing the cabbage, I'm pushing the cabbage.
All right, this is who is shooting at me.
One out, Tubercy.
One out.
We'll be sorry now.
We'll be sorry.
Are you at the Huts right now? I'm in the main, uh,
10th thing.
Mrs. Tubercy is dead!
Yeah, PPR killed him.
What's going fully automatic from the seven mountain?
Oh from where?
Except about seven mountain
Running into you guys
I'm going to service box. I'm opening service box. You guys are inside warehouse, right summit?
Yeah, I know
Yeah, it's in here.
Perhaps a couple of things.
Perhaps a goodie or two.
Ooh, a bird.
A razor.
Ooh. Ah, well, that was diarrhea.
All right.
I'm off to kill this guy and then find the BTR.
Follow me, gang, follow me, boys.
The people to see you basic to me
Hey, gang, how you doing?
Someone with a fully automatic weapon over yonder see frosty
He's lost you hopefully they shoot something first
Well, come on, man
You can only love some and you wanted to protect them with your life
I'm just a little bit not dying on them like a nurse and back to hell like a mama bird puking his mouth
All part of the man was a firefighter. He'd be starting the fires that he fucking fought
You know man, you saw that too on Twitter didn't you did? Yeah, I did see that
It's a firefighter. He just started being a firefighter like a young kid
he
Went and started like what was it like?
And then it helped extinguish the fires
So that like it made a little like get praise. Yeah
Like four real fires like of family's home
Bob, you gotta respect the grind, boys.
You gotta respect the grind.
It's like whenever I shoot P.
He just made the trees practiced up, I guess.
Mm-hmm.
Practicing, practicing.
Dammit, I've been a firefighter for two weeks.
There's been no fires.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna start with myself.
You'll be a family of four.
The house is going down.
Hope you got a guide, though.
I'll save you.
Wait, is this...
We heard the beach over here, right?
I thought it was literally the complete opposite direction to be honest with you.
Oh, well that's not good.
Can we just stay at Lumberbill to passage by?
I did that.
I waited the entire raid and it never came.
It was alright!
The other person, the other person!
Got him dead!
Get out of here!
Oh!
Someone to our left!
Who's that?
was it was her that right yeah I heard that oh my god this guy was packing this
guy was over here he needed this guy I think he's yeah I would do it pretty
We're doing pretty good
So I got named scabby Lord or whatever. Oh, yeah, scabby Lord. Yeah
I'm just gonna take it to beat us here for some of them and to make a man
I
Left somewhere
Oh, yeah, you P. That's me. I'll be very much the BTR's I hear I'm gonna head on back
Shot towards outskirts look at that rock
I'm looking zoom in is that blood on that rock?
left side
What do you think that does indeed look like yeah, probably where in four guys
I see the beat here at all buddy the beat to our stops of the father did oh
Who's this little fella
Who's is there a guy I need this for the quest more. Yes, where you going where you it's weird
I'm I'm a bag of lover bill
You just shot a bullet?
Okay, let's go.
Where the hell is his BTR at?
He's got a blue shape.
How do you five to the BTR?
Wait for me, that's what you got.
Oh my god, you don't read chat haha you got me
Oh, let's get you a good snuck for you. Oh, you look like a fool now don't you look like a fool now?
Oh, I've had any George coming coming. Oh, be John Lumberbell. Go go go go go
Uh, Peter, and have it take you to the outskirts. We'll meet you there, yeah?
Thank you much.
Excuse me sir, excuse me sir.
Excuse me.
I need to talk to you.
It's tired, it's important.
Please, I'm asking about the hovercraft.
I was a bad man the class sister smugglers with their conflict against the rose
It was at me. It was at me, guys.
Kill 30 rogues?
They wouldn't have just tell me to kill 30 rogues, there's no like zero on a 30 counter.
Read, P.Dot, read.
Assist the smugglers with their conflict against the rogues.
BTR driver told me how I can help.
I'm telling you I am shocked!
Yeah, move.
Wait, wait, hold on!
It was outskirts!
Uh, you fix. The first option.
Okay! No!
I
Guess I'm walking boss
It left you. Yeah, he kicked me out. I
Press I wanted to go to use that he's like are you sure you want to go to use it? Yes
Yes, I'm sure
And
I
Laughed
BTR side quest kill 30 roads. Oh, so I don't have to do it. Oh, yes. I don't have to do the
Smugglers of the kill the rogues. I only have to go to labs now and put it in the server room. Oh
No, no, I have to go to the boat and put it in the server room. I feel what you just said
Oh, never mind I do have to do the rogues I got I got one guy
That's a lie.
Well, yeah, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
Are some yogis who kill 30 rogues and then go back to the ice rink and put it on the lab.
To the boat.
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, boys. It's probably my LGISL.
What? It's a...
Don't you LGISL me, buddy. It's only 10.30 p.m. We come on.
It is a Monday and I'm 13 and a half hours into the stream.
I am exhausted.
your butthole if you can offer now buddy yeah right now you are on for the
night pal you are on for the night oh are you guys at not we're almost at the
outskirts
what we say is well we had a long weekend man I'm fucking tired of sitting in this
chair I gotta get out of here
that's kind of shitty in a chair
I am I would sooner believe
the Pope puts on disguise and is actually Tony Hawk
that is impossible
it's a bra I can only sit so long
fucking leaning forward try to make sure I don't get shot in the face
my eyes feel like they're bleeding and my back feels like it's gonna snap in
half
And before you make a fat joke, fuck you.
I'm s- good.
Now for time for the fat joke.
He-he-he!
Ughh!
He-he your spy was cosplaying Atlas and holding up the wall, bow.
And there it goes. And there it goes.
There's some way you fat bitch!
I would say.
There it goes.
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Alright boys, GG's.
Huh?
GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's, GG's.
Wait no wait, you're not getting out, budge.
I am getting off me.
No hudge for Rizzle, for Gizzle.
Yes, for Rizzle, for Gizzle, whatever.
No, for Gizzle, one more hudge, come on guys.
I will be on tomorrow.
You know you want to.
Summit, can you woo him?
No.
I don't care about the game.
Yeah, one more hudge, come on.
Have a great rest of your evening.
You got this, boss.
Fuck you, hudge, fuck you.
Oh, fuck it, we lost him, we lost him.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, great.
no
you did you
you want to come play with us
you want
you want to play for you guys
Okay, yeah, she's coming so you want to go to my streamer waiting room and buy discord
Yeah, I need you there. Okay. I'll see you there. I'm gonna miss every moment. They were not together
Okay, okay. We'll be long. Okay. See you.
See you.
Hey, Gigi. How you doing, boss?
How you doing, boss? How you doing? How you doing?
What just happened?
Oh, god. I was just dragging us around.
What does he say to do now?
We didn't change all when we left so oh, it's oh, it's your duty. Can you help me with this because I keep getting one guy?
I think I think I think I'm stupid
Or different quest line routes that you can go and you see you have the one that you actually do have to go left
But I would also check the other traders to see if they gave you any other quest line to take a different route
No, I don't think they did because we're because I do Bori ass
class. Yeah, but you can also do side quests and it changes your story class. No. No. Okay,
I'll take a look. Wait, wait, you took my like the other story ones? No, the side quests,
it's any of your, you need to look at like your traders to see if they gave you any new
quest. Hmm. Let me see. No one gave me nothing to do. But I do have a lot of them. Like who
might have given me something. Do you think? It could be sphere proper. I think peacekeeper.
Sometimes the mechanic has one.
But all the ones from peacekeeper look pretty normal. Yeah, I've seen icebreaker on it.
What was it? It was the icebreaker? Yeah.
Are you talking to the location tab? Yeah, what does your BTR quest say?
It says assist. Are you talking about Boryas?
I don't know, go back to your side quest and look at BTR quest.
Oh.
Should say 6 to it, I think.
Oh.
Oh yeah, Eliminate Rogue, 0 out of 30.
Okay, so you can go to either Icebreaker to kill them or Lighthouse.
Wait, do Black Division count as rogues?
No, so at the beginning of the boat, those are all rogues in the first part that you
kill.
But that's probably like the easiest way to do it because there's like 10 guys right there, right?
Yeah, it is definitely the faster way. Is there any other faster way?
Maybe we'll get the spawn at train on Lighthouse.
Wait, no, no, no, wait, what wait, wait, what about the events going on right now?
Those guys that spawn like on custom short line and and whatever. Are those guys rogues? No, those are considered smugglers.
Oh, smugglers. Okay, gotcha. Like cocaine.
and fint it out yeah okay so I said we have two options here summit you call it
you're the sexist do we go lighthouse to kill rogues or do we go back to ice
Nice making a kill Rose.
You have such a way with words.
I hadn't thought about it that way yet.
I hadn't thought about it that way yet, Summoned.
Oh, where do you come up with these ideas?
The Socrates of our time.
Hmm. Oh, he's stretching with his face in the bathroom, but it's getting all foggy in
there. That's why he's not here.
Bathrooms are supposed to get foggy. Yeah, from condensation, pal. Not your drugs. That's
Just drugs Al Chapo
Listen start talking about smuggling one time the guy's talking about cocaine and everything now come on relax
I'm
Now I'm in it now. I'm too I'm too far deep in it. I have to smuggle 400 kilos across the border next week
I'm doing it. I have wireless headphones. I can hear everything you're fucking saying so listen
I'm down to do whatever you guys want to do. But everyone's easier
Obviously the lighthouse one's gonna be harder
That's true. That's true. Okay, let's do icebreaker
right or
We sure that's the fastest way to do it because if you do it that way you gotta you gotta run that base three times
It is a hundred percent the fastest way
You sure boss how many rolls of you need there is like ten you need I was pretty right with ten
With a trio
Sometimes I think that there can be actually more than ten. Oh, there's like 12 or 14 or something like that. Oh
Oh, let's do it then get you cash boys. Don't forget your cash
You guys have like the actual map open
Wait, how much does it cost me? No, that's the whole reason. We're doing this. Did you it costs 400k?
Hey, I don't have the whole reason. I'm fucking doing that money dude. If you doing this
Yeah, if you have the fucking if you have the flea market
Yeah, what do you already do with all those?
SHOW THOSE BITCHES!
Honestly, I'm kind of tempted to do Lighthouse just because we've ran Iceberg a lot.
Wait, wait, wait, what about this? What if we hit one Lighthouse, two Icebergs? That will equal 30.
Because if there's 12 on Iceberg each time, all we do is get 6 at Rogue at Lighthouse.
What do you think?
and we can try it but if you don't get since they've changed the spawns there's
two spawns over at train station and if you don't get those then you're screwed
well what about the tragic because we can't even go to like how's that tragic
some it was a pretty pistol if we transit then we're good we were changing on that
train side I'm gonna be getting a bit of some something we'll move I don't know
You just said we're going it we're going in so that we're going to the lighthouse
Lighthouse
So I thought we were going to do icebreaker why not rice breaker?
Why we should been doing that a lot at times which is up unless you guys want to go
Make sure you have a scope there's so non-salon sigma summit
Thanks, brother. Hey, listen make sure you have a fucking scope that can shoot those
I'm loving I inside coming back. I need to go. Oh, yeah
Outside the roads on my house. I can I check the road?
Don't worry
Easily, okay. Oh, don't you worry about me buddy?
You can put your faith in me so that you can put it in me
Good.
Well, we got that sorted.
Yeah, me too.
Good.
I wonder if I should bring like a DVL 5.7.
Well, look at this.
All right, let's ride.
Oh my god.
Hmm.
You all know what that is, buddy.
There's no way he doesn't know that's right. We're in the same group. You haven't invited Genji. Oh, you're sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
He go by.
He go by. He go by.
Thank you.
Jay, don't let this be the moment to start listening.
Oh, God, honestly, I just don't think Lighthouse is a good
like a good way to go.
And it's a big nut sack piece of a shit map, but doing the roads is pretty fun.
This guy just came in and won a whole paragraph about how he hates me, but it got caught by twitch's auto mod
He wrote a whole book and no one's ever gonna see it
You getting any reasons?
You getting any less?
WAAAAAAAH!
Bro, what are you guys doing?
Hehehehe.
Uh, what?
I think he's hanging around.
You know he was.
He's hanging around.
Gosh.
I could run MPX this forever if we keep getting MPX.
I'm gonna sell this M60 I think.
Doesn't this M60 suck?
M60?
Oh, it's all like, it's just for ticking around.
Yeah.
You it's just for digging around
Yeah, the ergo on is dog shit. Yeah, the ergonomics
Orgos for ergonomics in Congress for calculated, you know
Yeah, okay
Of course of course
I love you forever summit
Did you guys go to lobby or yeah? I went back to lobby. I got a grab some beef
I
Dullet ride
So I'm 60
Hey, I hope it was happen
I
Put it in one second two seconds
See no space I've left
I say don't do that
Hold on
Do that clip what you just saw
I do. I'm not going to lie.
Hmm. Alright, let's run.
Wait Peanut, you don't want to go here.
Why not?
Because
of where like you spawn on the map.
Okay.
You don't want to go to this one.
Where do you want to go?
I DM'd it to you.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
the water is fine.
Ray boys.
Yes.
The hot body boys. The water is
fine. The water is fine. Um I'll
try to hold on. Oh, Mr. Drop
a one. Good. Good. Good. up
my ass. No, we have to try
Wait a second like that's how long do you have what level done to be to get it unlocked? It's your quest line
Yeah, it's a quest line. Yeah story mode
Yeah, sorry, I haven't done any story for us. Yeah, you gotta do two words. Then you get a lot the bats
How many two no, it's called two or you don't have to do two it's called two or
How many is there is like how many got to do to get the tour to
Which it is
I know I did
Who'd be like to go be to who'd be more
Hawk tour
That's one funny looking Walnut. Get out. Get out!
Guys, if I see X-Maze point disability in my chat one more fucking time, I swear to
Now LET'S RIDE!
You
Who's the tragic act
It's on the opposite side of the map.
Perfect.
Oh, what a sweet treat.
We're some lucky boys.
Follow me, boys.
Well, the other transit wouldn't have put you at the train station.
The other what?
The other transit that you wanted to go.
We could have gone reserve as well to go to the...
Oh my God, you're not going to go to the train station.
Oh, those are the guys, those are the guys from Rep!
I'm not going to mind.
Oh, what? I'm dead?
Wait, what?
Because it wasn't me.
What just happened?
I have no idea.
Who the fuck, what is that, NPCs?
They're the Rep's guys!
I died to my upper back by one of them somehow.
That's impossible.
I got triple tapped to my back.
Gotcha.
Huh?
Well, see, promise.
But I am trying to grab your stuff, but I don't have a backpack, and you don't have
a backpack, so it's pretty fucking tough.
These guys got large backpacks on me, but it's a darn backpack.
Don't my stuff on my body and take my mags if you want to be that we don't need to take me to think I'm taking your bags
You know you can just drop myself. It's all good. You guys go ahead and go to lighthouse
You guys gotta have this to you peanut who's gonna have the big backpatter I need
What the hell the technology? Oh
God
I'll tell you you guys about the technology of these guys. It's intramountable.
I think what happened is I got the triple tap bug from one of them.
That stupid bug is still in the game somehow.
No, he does the other bug.
No, there's that.
She'll let you bug.
Oh, it's where they shoot you once, but it's, it's, it registers as three.
It's on a big bug.
You can honestly just dump it because you guys can go to the lighthouse.
You don't, you don't have to get up because of me.
I'm just chilling here, honestly.
Good man, good man, Jandy.
Just take my mags.
Yeah, good man.
Hey, guys, mags.
Cause that's good ammo.
This is not one backpack that we need out here.
What the hell is a big poop one?
That we got last time we fought these guys.
There's a big poop one out guys.
All right, P.
I'll buy you just a stand and hit you around.
I'm just sitting here. Don't worry about me boss. Keep it a close eye. Honestly, if you want to use my guns, um, you can
Okay, do you have a backpack peanut? I appreciate that the tonsure backpacks over here boss t30
All this stuff. We got the works. We got the words over yon device
I'm suing for ear damages, but that's super butthole
I've been a little compound. Yeah, it's a fob
Just chilling come on some of you know me dog
You feel me Crip
100 p. I'm chillin jit dead ass
Would I not keep it a hundred people you did is I feel like I keep a hundred people you on a stack
All right, you like that right there
died
Yes, yes, I died there's a man in the farm and he give me
All right
Well, I see we go to ice breaking to do this.
This one, this, this didn't go that well.
Thank you.
Not gonna lie to you boys, I thought that was a scab.
I've voiced in game, but I was like 90% sure
that was a scab, it was not a scab.
That was not a scab, that was a, that was a,
that was a man.
That was a guy.
Big guy.
SpongeBob big guy swear pants, okay
Whoo
He wasn't playing around either he wasn't playing around he meant business. He was he was staying on business did that
I think he got you, yeah, baby, oh you know what happened I got that triple shot bug
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn it.
Guys, it was the triple shot bug.
It was the triple shot bug.
Triple shot bug.
Oh my god, I would actually been like out of there if that didn't happen.
Damn it.
Same thing happens in JG.
Me and JG got the triple shot bug.
All right, well, hey, we're moving in.
Let's roll to this next spot.
Are you already out of the rain?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ran out.
You sure about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, outskirts was open.
You got all the way outskirts without that.
Yeah, and that's J6 on me from last raid. Oh, yeah. Oh, that'll help. That'll help. That'll help. Yeah. Yeah.
Good work out there. I knew you could do it. Thank you. 100%. 1000%. That fucker is dead.
So is this going to be one of those ones you just kill everything, right? So I'm just probably
just going to bring nothing and just gear. You will. You would kill some people if you want, boss.
I'm chilling I mean I'm down to just roll through and get looted
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right buzzer
That's makes you have your money in your butthole. Oh
Wait, I forgot this cost me a shit little money. Yeah, don't forget your money in your butthole. You let me check if it's in there
I'm good. I'm good. You're good to go a double check. I think I'm just gonna maybe sell some guns that I got from last time.
Maybe he had more guns. Did he give you any night vision or did it get hudged to you all the night vision?
I ended up like getting three. Hey, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Hmm. Oh, wait, wait, Gigi, are you sure I have to place the hacking thing in the boat? Are you sure?
No, you I told you you have to do it on labs because you have a different a
Different route than me. We're going to labs
Lock and load
What's the way
Going to last boy we're going to the house
We need a labs card boys.
Yeah.
I thought we were going to the ice thing.
We were going to labs.
Do you have a labs card?
I don't have a fucking labs card.
Why you don't have a labs card?
I don't have a labs card.
You have a dance card. He's lovely laughing bro. So
You know how we get the laugh guys, why don't I got a good idea, okay? I take a little breather
I
You need me to know you need me to know
See why you do not have a white money these don't is free
Fuck you, Simon, I'm connecting with my populated spirits, please.
Sorry, I apologize, that's my pee.
Thank you, Mr. Blasphemy, see you soon, boy.
That's very kind of you.
You really ought to do that, big man.
You really ain't got to do that.
See you soon, my boy.
That is too bad.
Stop doing that.
Stop you doing that.
Thank you, my boy.
I appreciate your support.
Let's see what the buggy is.
I hope you know much of me as a big man.
Oh, and Mr. Swag gave you Mr. Drop.
More than much.
What's good, man?
Good.
Ah, man.
Sent do the BTR
Task line for icebreaker. Yeah, you don't have to translate anymore. You can go from the map selection
Story task doesn't give direct access. I'm getting wood
But the story cast doesn't give direct access and I and I have to do the BTR task with the 30 rugs
What the fuck is the hacking thing for?
Now what's going on around here
is for the storyline of the
storyline. The rogues are to
unlock the actual map.
Well, let's go kill the wrongs.
I will go to high speed. I
keep my mind again.
Everybody
I don't know. I don't know.
Um, yes, sit on.
I always do. I always do. You're a good soldier.
How much is your naked? Oh my god. No, don't do that.
No, don't get naked. No.
No, no.
Oh my god.
Dude, this money thing, bro.
You make so much money when you dance.
It should be, you know, nothing.
I can drop you 100k when we get in.
I can, I can, I can cheer for you.
And make you feel better about being poor.
I can't believe it.
Come on, man.
Just doing my part.
You're so crazy.
Just doing my part.
Now we ride.
that we ride wait how many euros can i drop with thousand
i don't know i'm asking me questions i'm asking you i think i can drop you a thousand something
i miss how much 2500 costs
so it must be 800k to get into this bitch 400k to get 400k to get out but you make that back
I'd fought
Do you yes, if you don't you know why you didn't make money back something
It's inside of my backpack
I didn't get a UMP though. I see such a date. It's you and Peter fits inside of my backpack
No, what do you do you get the stuff that's worth money?
You dumb bitch
This you take the silences you take the sides you take the ammunition you take all the night vision
Stuff like that, but listen but listen
And what then you get all this money, and then you can't buy any of the good weapons to use the ammo with so then what do you do?
I need weapons on level 11. Oh, they're naked grab to death out and forward from over and then take them out
Okay, that's what I'm gonna do. Okay, so I'm it I'm gonna bring you a thousand euros and a hundred thousand rubles
Okay, so I'm gonna support you the whole way with encouraging words
Don't do it. I don't need it. I got this shit. I'm chill. I just bought it
I'm well off
Thank you for getting me so rock hard the game eats and every day be be never change King up
$2,500. 400k rubles going in naked. You know, this is this is an FPS, not a stash.
Get in there, buddy. I'm waiting on them. So bring a backpack. Ready. I got you a backpack.
Like a big ass backpack. So I got a big ass backpack. I got a should he bring a backpack
talk to is that bigger than the SATL it's better than that one you probably don't
need a backpack we're not going there to loot anyways what yes something you need
a backpack yes don't worry I have I have a bag for you
I
Okay, I'll say all right cool. I'm going in naked ready. Yeah
You I think is going on right now, you know, you know, I think it's going on
Summit took too many folks off the Boinker. That's why I think it's going I eat this guy's on the stars
He's in the fucking stratosphere
I think you need to get a Big Mac so that you have to spend some time doing that instead of talking peanut
I had two Big Macs today. I'll have you know pussy
And they gave him to me for free because I'm a loyal customer
What the fuck they know there? Yeah, I'm a loyal fucking listen. I got a question. I got a serious question here
Okay, what you go to McDonald's?
Does your McDonald's have one of those like like touch menus you order off instead of this instead of like walking up. Yes
Okay, do you log in or do you not log in do it? I used to be a mech a novel logger log in guy
But I see it's uh-huh like I'm not gonna lie to you if you actually look at the McDonald's app
The stuff that they offer once per day is equal if not better than the stuff you can buy with your points and
If you buy something with points you cannot also use the free one per day coupons
So basically it's the same thing to use the aptic like points or not use the aptic like points
You know what I think I think your whole sentence proves my point
How's your point what I forgot I gotta go stretch that I told you the fuck it was high
I think they touched that out of the game. I don't think that's the thing anymore. We're
out of game. People were teasing. What? I just remember when it first came out. Oh yeah.
One clip on fucking reserve where there was like 20 of them just cut in the two steps.
Yeah. The firing squads. I also sometimes go in offline mode and do the horde mode. That's
fun yeah that is fun we should have a competition three tries to ever get to
the longest time in order before they die it's like
We have to make the stakes high.
Oh, oh, no matter.
Not funny.
You have odds not fuck yourself
I don't forgive me the first one she would definitely be among the first amulgahs
The maybe a sassy imposter here with this
I'm gonna use your one point summit. Yeah, they sexy
I'm gonna get my stamina up
She dusted on the hill over yard there it was clear
I thought I was dead, I thought I was fucking dead.
I WERE GOING AT IT!
Are you named calling and bullying online?
Yeah, we are called it.
Hell yeah brother!
Wanna try my money?
Fuck you, job's over.
My fuck man!
I just jumped out of my chair.
Wait, why?
Because peanut scared me.
I thought I was just laughing at Mr. Summoner's.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck it boys.
Alright, I hear a lot of goofball around right now, especially coming from kind of the summit
area.
Alright, a lot of the summit area.
We need to lock in here.
Try not to get the chill.
I gotta go grab a water.
You just gonna shoot my fuckers, right?
Yeah, I'm just gonna shoot my fuckers.
Can you take a quick second?
I'll try to get these bitch out and keep my style.
I'm about to walk sideways, but you're just out there shooting up. Oh, absolutely. I'm spinning this block jet dead ass on the stack
I'm hoppin in the ultimate 2002 and driving right by this bitch
100p. Okay, let's side dime bags money spread on my arm type shit sitting on top of the boat
Mm-hmm
Me my gay pull up you better get fun
What's I eat no bag that's fine. We're here to do
Oh
Yeah, wait, wait, let me call the first guy to remember
Oh, hey, so it I said this what's gonna happen
I'm gonna call the first guys cuz I need the road gives and then yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a gun and then you can
Kiss the people okay
I'll show you all the cool nooks and crannies.
I see you.
quicksummit one quick second can't clear these hooligans out take any time
yeah take your time my friend I'm chillin I'm protecting Genji who worked
I
Will look you good, that's me cross all the way to me looking good boys looking good
I
Oh, that was close one.
That was close one.
He's hitting, he's hitting, cheese!
He's hitting, he's hitting, he's hitting!
Cheese!
Good for him.
He's got moves.
He's got moves all of it, that.
I can admit that. I can admit that.
Oh, Sid. Oh, Sid. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's getting sturdy. He's getting sturdy. He's getting sturdy. He's getting sturdy.
Oh, I don't talk it out.
I still haven't seen Night, by the way. Be careful. He might be up there.
Give me that.
I mean, yeah, if he comes after us, I'll...
He won't come out here.
Take him out.
The hell?
What the hell?
Got him!
Here's the freezer.
Jerk it.
Gotcha!
Oh, fuck my ass!
Gotcha!
You gotta move it sly like this time. She could spice.
You've killed all the monsters?
Oh my god.
You need help?
No, I'm good. I'm feeling great. Oh, I'm in peak condition peak condition
Okay
I'm just checking up here to see if they're all cleared out
Okay, they're all cleared out up here
All right, so some of some group I'm gonna keep killing these two against
It's mainly on like the beds and the floors I'll pick it up and drop it
But he
Will put our our back on
Like you said Cortana make this peanut ten feet tall making blue increase thickness by 67%
Make it bounce give him daddy issues make it bounce
perfect
Thank you master chief
I
Had a quick magazine like you do like you do like you do
Did it what you're doing great
Thank you
Mm-hmm. I've almost done creative math. I just had the had to had to I said a pack of magnitude
Be back
All right, I'm gonna move
Okay, here's something you want to pick up all of this stuff, okay?
uh what's that those are you sell those two traders there are
okay gotcha that's everything i found this year okay so you're like leaving
tons of mats. Yeah, that's all the hot styles. You can't put those blue things in your container
set. So we won't have to get you out with that, but that's at least over two of them.
By the way, I found out a new secret about the icebreaker. These first guys,
you want to loot every backpack. I was here on Sunday, and I thought you get a key.
A key or key. You can get a special key. Really? I get the poor letexes out of that room.
Yeah, but you get that room by doing the storyline twice. Yeah, but you can also find the key off of these guys
And my like bosses and stuff. Oh
No, that's how I was about to say I was playing yesterday and I found on two guys back to back in their backpacks to blue folders
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah
Yeah, that's pretty normal
They have those, but the best thing that you want to look for is the key card.
That's normal.
I mean, that's when I was excited to tell you that and I was like super excited to tell
you and share with you.
I was thinking in my head was like, that's not normal.
And also stupid.
I'm an idiot to even mention again.
I
Got it all the move there
There's one thing here
Who would impact me back it
Tell Genji if night is dead by the way, I don't know if I could do that
We're good. Yeah, I heard we're all she's here. Nice job. You know it. Thank you. Oh my god. I've got big smokes
I brought smokes, don't worry.
Should we even do the smoke, or should we leave it to the helicopter, because we're here to kill roads?
We have to at least use one smoke, but...
Yeah, we should probably just reset, get it done fast, you know?
What about the porters?
Huh?
What about the broke bench, summit?
Or if we don't have the food for them?
We should definitely get out so Summit can get that loot.
But what if there isn't enough Luke's really do half the math?
She she hooked up. Oh, she hooked up only good. Did you make sure to grab as many UMPs as possible and put them all in your backpack?
When you don't have guns you need guns man, yes you want. Hey, I know that totally makes sense. Do you have the orange key card?
Did you by the way? Yes. Oh my god. I'll crack this bad boy open. Let's get crazy. You want it?
can I have it because of a smoke I'm gonna kill everyone you yeah I'll give you
two extra one thank you boss thank you boys I'm gonna work a real hard
thanks for what I got you back oh wait we all need to be happy I'm gonna be
record it me two seconds now be there
I just think the same thing let's go grab
about a roll here's ways
Shaman!
Where are you going brother?
Pee Pee Deck!
Wait, what are we doing?
That door would shut us out of the closet
I'm there
Right here
Alright
I can go out this way
I was just about to come in and I was just
yep
All of the gates are in place
He's looting 7.62 PS ammo
Yes!
Why is that guy ratting on me?
It's not bad for what I have right now.
What are we doing?
I had space!
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Oh, sorry, I didn't know we could, by the fault.
Oh, sorry. I thought it was peanut because he always leaves this part.
No, it's cool.
That's the first time I've ever even had to skip that. I know we had to do it.
Last time I didn't do that. Maybe it's cause you watched it.
Then we always did. Alright follow me again, come on.
Follow me, what do you want?
Little fire steel. 50,000 speckle news right there boys.
Cause there can be a loop down here.
Follow me, what do you want? Alright guys just stay out of the room. I'm going in.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Hi.
How you doing, people?
Gucci pipe, Gucci pipe.
And look out for Gucci pipes.
By the way, Summit, they're everywhere.
Let's snatch one of those up.
Gucci pipes.
Oh, you'll see them.
You'll see them.
They're Gucci pipes.
Come on.
We gotta look out.
You've gotta look out.
Yeah!
And now we wait for it to fill up.
Patience, patience, patience, patience.
Here, I don't know if you need some food.
Contact.
Covering.
Are you?
Are you guys coming in? There's so much up.
I did it. Yeah, I did open one. I'm just gonna see if I can get you in the cell
He's up top middle
He'll be other one back back back back
real quick. Yeah, there's more, there's more, there's more.
Nah, she's lying to us, so don't listen to her. She just watched all the loot for herself. Take it all quick!
Hold on. I think there's one more up here. Yep.
She's trying to, where's she getting to? Come on, let's go, come on, let's go.
Okay, they're all dead.
No!
I'm telling you.
You watch yourselves! Have it quickly!
I don't want any wood, I've got loot.
She has loot, huh?
Believable story.
Believable story. How many times did you say that one?
How many times do you think we heard that one?
I don't need nothing.
I'm gonna go to the helipad and do the smell thing.
I see some it just pick up all the bezels itself from 35 to 42,000 ease for
dishonor they're pretty good
Mm-hmm.
Pick up all the pieces.
All the pieces, all the pieces.
Hey, look out, look out, look out.
Pistols are not in good value, buddy.
This guy is picking up multiple UMPs
and putting them in his back like I'm trying to save him from himself.
you say to take the entire pistol and sell them yes if not to just stop you
from grabbing you MPs you know do you want my bag oh no no you're trolling
chat tell me you're trolling well it's like not like the best money method but
it's like pretty damn close they're 35 to 42,000 per slot I tried for the two
slots. Just selling a mechanic. Yeah, just selling a mechanic. $45,000 to $42,000 for a two-slot item is pretty damn good. You're not really going to, like, there's going to be items that are better than that, but like, on average, it's really easy to square up like eight fucking pistols. I mean, is it max, max, max? No, but it's pretty damn close.
I
Have you see a UMP? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. No, you're pizza every seven take the mag out fold it and then put it
You think it's a one by three
There's nothing like 70
if I see what I'm sorry mp7 take the mag out fold it it'll be 1 by 3 and it
sounds like 70
I'm even killed to do you know there's two more stand back all hell these
bitches another day in the office another day in the office
she had did he touch it touch it touch it touch it touch it oh my god oh my god
I got him I got him I got him how many did you kill three did the poop out of me
I think there's trios Jesus crew I forgot okay
She says you're trying to get a chair it can be five because of trios when we were do others only four or so
That this might be tough. Oh come on fatty get over here. We believe you I
Kind of want to go for the boss just to prove that we can just to prove that we have what it takes I
Don't have what it takes
I'm fat, really fat. I'm still in the same body, so I don't know where.
Here, come over here. I got a mule for you.
Okay, I'm all right.
And then pop the propadol with it too.
We gotta get rich, boy! We gotta get rich!
I was planning on getting a couple things and then giving it to Summit,
I got like a ton of things.
You see it.
No, I'm not going to give him shit.
Do you see it?
These are $100,000.
Take the moon.
Eat something.
I'm going to go up here.
Eat something.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I can almost sprint, but I'm going to move a little.
I might start throwing a bit.
Yeah, I have an SJ6 here.
Pop that one too.
Okay.
Follow me, drop my SJ6 real quick.
You can have this if you want to just fucking around.
No, no, no, I have so many.
I like the Sprint, let's go.
If you even drink, okay, if you even drink, just a good call.
It's a good call.
You get a little...
Little chumsum, little chumsum.
All right, we killin' the boss or what?
Are we doin' it?
Or what?
I think we leave.
I say, I mean, me and Peanut can go
and try to kill it really quick,
but I would say maybe Summit stays on the helipad
and just in case, because he got a lot of loot.
Oh my god, he almost made it 30 seconds without talking.
Oh my god, your dad almost made it 30 years and now he's going back.
Celebration this Friday for the 30th anniversary.
Fuck you.
I say we go and try to kill the boss real quick if we die some it just leaves
All right, okay, let's
Unless we go crazy unless we go whack-a-doodle insane
Be like that
We guys do we leave it in the box. Yeah, wait, let me see me rose a gun. I got a
Dirty I got
13
Dagger one copy that holy fuck
I
Don't know I kind of want to go do it real quick just real quick
we we can and summit just stays here with his loot that way if we die he can
just get out oh but if we survive and live then we bring him more loot oh no
we just leave we should just leave I know it's the right oh my god fuck my
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You good?
He not.
What are you doing?
Are you leaving like Larry?
Are we leaving?
No, okay, we're leaving. I just gotta get back up there.
Oh my god, my god, Jen!
Please don't help me! I need help!
What? Dude, they won't push up here.
Hold on, let me...
Stay there.
Let me throw some smoke.
Eggs.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's just a light bulb.
I'm making a run for it!
Finally, let's leave. Let's leave.
We got what we came for. We got what we came for, boys. We're leaving.
Okay.
Yeah! We're going to Lighthouse after this.
I know I said I wouldn't do that again.
But we've been doing ice figure too much. We're going to Lighthouse since you-
You know it's the right call. You know it's the right call.
No, it's definitely not the right call.
Sometimes it isn't about the grinds, it's about the experience.
The scenic route. Did I tell you about it?
Yeah, the scenic route where we all die.
Oh, we're not gonna die!
I'm leaving here.
How did you guys manage to take four fucking guns?
Alright, I hit the button, I hit the button once.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid!
Good work, team, good work!
Hell yeah, hell yeah!
Alright, 13 rogues down, 17 to go, easy peasy.
We're on fire right now, we're on fire.
We also, Gigi, so what does the quest line give me if not direct access to the map?
What does it give me?
Like a story mode?
Yeah!
Boreass!
You get two achievements.
I could not care less.
Even if I align my chakras, climbed up on top of a mountain with Gandhi to lose my obsession
with material things, I could not care less about it.
what else do I get nothing it's just the achievements that's why you should do
the story mode where you kill the road what how do I get that key then to that
room oh then you have to do the storyline I thought you meant to complete
it what I thought you're talking about what you get for completing this story
line class yeah what do you get two
achievements then how do you get the
card you get that during like somewhere
in the quest line it's not the end though
okay so i so i gotta do long story short
i have to continue doing the story class
correct correct yes for if you want the
keycard man my man how many how many how many uses of that keycard have one
hey hey wait wait hey what now dude it's OP every time you open that door it's
five million rubles we tell you mean one time yeah what if you sell a keycard
You get 10 million he says yeah
We can be rich guys oh
We have to do is believe
So every time you open that door there's four lettixes and I'm gonna express the machine
But that only is like about four to five mil
They're on the plea for ten million
hmm those express some machines that you got the blue ones so now it's a
therapist right now so the therapist okay are you glad just put it all away
we're selling off street boys the demand holy shit I told you I was making
your money dude that is I didn't expect us to be 1.1 melody I said that what the fuck
dude that is insane I hit the bathroom quick for a dunk off the drinker to shut up
all right let's ride
All right, you wait guys you guys call it right you guys call it
I'll be going to lighthouse for the rugs or we going back to ice maker for the rugs call it and I do I don't care about efficiency
I
See we just hit light house just cuz we've been hitting ice maker so much yeah come on
It's it's something new it's it's something new it's for fun. Jeez. Let's take the scenic round boys
I mean about this about this you want this if I got 13 rogue kills on an ice breaker, right?
And we go to ice breaker again. I'll probably not get 17 kills me
We'll have to go a third time anyways, so going to lighthouse will probably give me like five extra and
And they get to be honest with us why I see what that we kind of wait why why would you get five extra on lighthouse?
Because there's only like five there isn't it?
I'm lighthouse. Yeah
Just like up to like 13 or something like that, but I actually think that they up to the rogues I could be wrong, but I
Don't know you probably won't get the front ones if we spawn at the train
And I'm gonna bring this random SR 25 that I got off of night on one of the iceberg of things
I have not edited it whatsoever. I'm hoping that it is not a Hubble telescope on this bitch
Otherwise, I'm gonna be completely useless during this right
Yes, I have spoken I have spoken
Thank you so much
That's it. You're good man.
Did you think you could beat me like 40 m80 pox?
Oh, now you want my stuff.
Well, in all fairness, I actually have a ton of ammo for it, but it's all M993 and M881.
And why aren't you using it?
I wanna use 60 M993 on fucking robots.
I'd rather use your stuff.
We'll see if I feel like it when we get enraged.
All right, that's fair enough for me.
Let's ride.
Fucking enig-
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Do you need mags?
No, no, I just need 40 flat.
A hop in, chief hop in, boys.
Why are we going here?
To get to Lighthouse.
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, I forgot where it is.
Yeah, remember we got the...
Broke unit discord.
Can't...
What do you mean? He's not broke, leave him alone.
I'm no longer brofiend.
I do money, y'all.
He's the most rich.
I do money.
I do money, y'all.
I do money.
How?
I do money, y'all.
I do money.
Hmm...
I might be bringing in too much here.
I wonder if I should just bring two mags.
Yes, more than you.
Wait, so, but how much money you got?
3.6.
I
Did you drop me two things worth 1.1 million?
Having money isn't even cool actually, I think if you have a lot of money then
You think I should just run 260 max I haven't really been shooting crazy much
I mean being poor is actually much cooler summit go my level. I was getting you guys
I normally just bring 160 round back and then 230 rounds
Exactly John, exactly. Exactly.
And then it's easier to pack because those 60 rounders take so long to pack your mags.
If you get a low tier Goopa, I'm just in a bit of a rut right now.
I'm on the run. I'm on the rise, guys.
I'm one good ice maker right?
I'm up.
Mm-hm.
Any moment, Mr.
Simp.
Hey, give me a break, man.
I'm sorry.
Richie McGrid's page over here.
Ricky McGrid's page.
Make a solid way.
I don't know how to handle it.
Yeah, I gotta fucking get everything sorted.
First thing you have to do is forget your day once.
Second thing, be horrible to women.
Yeah, OK.
I'll give you the other stuff later.
OK.
Don't be humbled by anything, even if I hit rock bottom.
Exactly.
Even if you are under a bridge doing Ben,
do not be humbled by anything.
I
Need two big Macs for breakfast lunch and dinner
That's also a good one. That's also a good one
Shuggling and currently in the food department. Oh shit. I'm gonna have to eat some noodles here
Noodles fucking I mean the MRE I'm gonna hold on to it. I'll eat it in game
You're the best gamer I've ever seen.
I think I'm pretty sure, potentially.
That's a real chat, by the way.
It says it right there on the YouTube.
I know a lot of you guys are about to queue.
You're gonna make them that up,
but it's actually right there on the YouTube.
Guys, I knew you were about to say that.
It's literally right there.
From SeanSings1851, it even has a period at the end.
It just got out of the chat right there.
It's went to the top.
It's not fake!
You can check the YouTube, it's right there.
I should bring a scope a man for hold on.
Hey, Mr. Cody.
Not fake.
Not paid either.
Not fake.
Not paid.
Not fake.
Not paid.
Like Greyzone?
Dude, I'm Tony, dude.
Like Offstream Greyzone, while you're just out of your mind off the Boinker, has got to
be top five games.
Top five games.
I mean, oh my God imagine sitting in the bus
Four and a half clicks. That's what they call it. That's a piece of roll away from home base
I'm ready to been there for 45 minutes light up the blinker and you're about to be there for another 45
That is I mean, it's gonna be it's gonna be incredible
But in any other situation I really like the game too much
It's more of a slow bird too slow for me too slow
It's a good game though.
I'm just saying it's too slow for me, too slow, too slow, too slow, too slow, too slow.
Not anymore.
Did they make changes?
I haven't heard nothing.
Did they make some?
I haven't played like a year.
I
Use what better now
Todd DMZ looks awesome guys what is up with that? Isn't this like genuinely the fourth time he released that shit?
I'm not hate not I'm not hate not a game before it comes out. I ain't that type of goop. I hate that type of peanut
But did they release that bitch like four times?
Why still because of there was there was DMZ and there was like like black light like
like, I don't know what it's called, Black something.
And then DMT now, free.
Blackout, yeah, DMT, Blackout,
and now there's a second DMT,
which is like all the same thing I think.
Oh, there was DMT, oh wait, that's not the book.
Oh, Blackout wasn't Extraction.
Oh
BBC oh my god, I love BBC
News Network of course
DMC remastered. Oh, that was gone guys. Don't you dare put that on context?
Guys, seriously, alright, there's sometimes a stream we gotta trust, alright, a stream
we gotta trust as boys, and this is one of those moments.
This is one of these moments where I'm counting on you guys.
Okay, I'm counting on you.
Please do not let, do not let me down!
Oh, let's, alright!
This is going to look like.
Ah, perfect.
Molecular level?
Atomic level.
Hey guys, I'm gonna fucking suck this red.
I didn't need money, did I?
That's hilarious.
I'm tight.
Look, there's these switches between two and you can't even tell the difference.
the shortest it'll go right here I can see the pores on your nose wait what's
that over there
So that we can get we can get we can get we can get we get oh I'm not that I'm not that I like my shopping
Okay transit fix of it. You just have to heal it when you can read
You scroll zoom with it, I don't know I don't think guys. I don't think it's gonna make much difference
I don't think it's gonna make much difference at all
This is crazy idea, but it says the zoom description before you get to the rate. No dude. It doesn't
If you click on it, it says like 7 times 42 times 60.
Makes you do a math equation.
And even then, it doesn't make any sense.
I'll show you, I'll show you.
It doesn't make any sense ever.
Oh, Mr. Recipient, peace day,
we're watching this one good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
What do you say to my boy?
Well, actually, I think I can show you right now.
Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, Mr. Grim, my boy,
What good bad good a bad? Thank you, mom. What these are for what?
Maybe the top for that
Congress or for calculating by the way
First number is the men's zoom second number is the maximum guys. I'm telling you that's just not the case
I'm telling you I will show you I will show you what I'm talking about
I will see what I watch remember that he said first number is the minimum
So, second number is the maximum.
Remember that, remember that.
Remember exactly what you said.
I'm telling you, watch, watch for a second.
I'm about to show you.
I'm about to show you, it makes no damn sense.
It makes no damn sense.
Mmm.
You're dumb.
Tuh, tuh, tuh.
No.
No, I'm not.
You're a liar.
Mmm.
Hmm
Oh, that's what you fuck is bite me to be a friend. Oh
You're fat
It's gonna say 6.5 dash 20 x 7 for it obviously even if it does say that I appreciate that's wrong
Mm-hmm
What's called DMZ? Well, we're actually looking at we got ceiling is we actually I think we're the game thing
What's up here guys? We're looking at a bunch of different games the end of the stream
We'll get the Xbox live game fest and then the PC game fest with a fun, but don't I sort of down way a lot
I have my guys collect a bunch of links so we can look at it directly
Pina, only you can get 47k people to watch Tarkov, they're not here for Tarkov, buddy.
They're here for me.
They're here because I'm sexy.
They're here because I'm hot.
I know you guys are here because you just want to have sex with me.
Who here is just here because they want to have sex with me?
Who here?
Say it!
Admit it!
You see that?
They are not here for the gameplay.
of the game play. They are here for the hoardiness. Next stream I'm painting my
ass green and I'm doing a green screen with Tarkov on it. That's how you're
gonna watch. Mm-hmm. And then the stream after that I'm painting my feet green and
streaming it on that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Get ready. Get ready. It's about to go wild.
It's about to get wild.
Hmm.
I'm ready.
Fuck yeah.
Watch this guys, watch this, watch this.
Look at the bottom right.
6.5 to 20x.
Watch what it says on the scope.
It's going to say literally nothing to do with it.
Watch this.
That train so you can kill them really fast.
Holy shit, we spawned behind all the ropes.
Yeah, this is what happens when you transit
What's still it says time 50? How does that make any sense? Where's that come from?
Checkmate. I'm not again
You remember time I was damn wrong
Yeah, remember time I was wrong
Bucketing egg lock it in boys. Lock it in. I'm coming up. I'm coming
I'm coming up. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, do you remind me of the industrial warehouse right now?
Yeah, good. Good
hey summit, did you ever get grabbed a paradigm that's right here?
hmmm
ummm
oh
talk about the poster
50 millimetre of diameter lens
it's not a poster, it's like a little thing you have to get for a quest
alright, I don't see anything sitting there
you're gonna kill people!
not do math!
I see the rogue on that
I see the rogue peanut
Yeah, you saw he's up on the roof, right? Yeah
Yeah, how do you we see it from?
From where I'm standing inside. He's just standing there looking
Let me see. Oh
My god, this guy's kind of cool actually
This guy's got a pimping actually
Where's the other building at?
Oh, we sure left.
Do you see it from here?
No, you can't.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
Do you have the ability?
Oh, well, yes, I do.
Thanks, boss. Thanks, boss.
I don't have a bag, but it's right here.
Oh, I see it. Thanks.
That's one rogue. You gotta kill 60 more.
How many?
60 more. Easy peasy.
Watch out for this one.
I'm not sure you went up there.
Only gun?
No, nothing.
Which building do they smaller on the ground again?
The one on the left side.
Our left?
Yeah.
you. Oh, he isn't there. What? Oh, no, that probably means that less spawn this raid.
Oh, someone else already killed them. I don't know. That would be impossible. I mean, there
is another spawn over here, so it's not just us. Oh, my gosh. He does. Yeah, he's out
on the rocks.
Well, well, excellent.
Ray, boy, excellent.
Ray, if that is a bad, bad man to the left, very bad man.
Look at this piece of shit.
Oh, my goodness, he's close.
He just headshot me through the through the car.
that headshot me through the way I don't I don't think we should peak that this guy that guy is weird
I was behind the car and got a headshot my head went all red oh
he's a cheater I'm wearing a wrist and she cheats you like that yeah I don't know that guy is weird
he just headshot me through that truck
hmm headshot him back through the truck
How am I supposed to look through a truck, bro?
Unless that's just not like spawning in for him. I don't know how he hit me through the truck when I was
behind it crouched.
Sounded like he got closer. You shoot through the bullet hole. Oh, okay.
Good point, guys. Good point, actually.
I'm going to go go go go go go.
And then go boys.
And then go man.
Hmm.
I'm not speaking now.
I'm not just set to play the basic game here.
Hmm.
Definitely wasn't watching the 24 seven p.m.
pnet stream.
Definitely didn't think it was live.
Ha! Only an idiot would think that.
Only an- I do not doubt you, good sir.
Only an idiot would think that.
Would fall for such trivial, trivial things.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
I mean, he's always dead.
Because it's not my fault he chose to shoot me.
He could've shot any one of these dumb finds.
Look at the drop look at the drop look at the drop
As you should kill the guy
I don't know what they're doing
Sam, what are we supposed to do?
Summit, you're a man of honor, a man of valor, a man of courage.
Get out there and murder this person!
A man of valor, a man of courage.
Get out there and murder this person!
I'm looking, I don't see this guy anywhere.
I have full view and he's not over there.
Oh, yeah, I don't know what he's doing, he's doing it.
You always kill the best of the team first, anyways, Pita.
Obviously.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No way they took this out.
They knew I was the team leader.
Oh my God, he's got something on the head.
That's it.
Okay, look.
Okay, let's go.
Let him cook.
Let him cook!
Let him cook, boys!
Fuck, I almost killed his teammate.
He's back left.
Behind the first few rocks.
He's about to lose.
Scookie-dee, Scookie-dee, Scookie-dee.
That's my name.
Scookie-dee, Scookie-dee.
Okay.
Let him cook.
Taking some meds. You got this summit!
You got this summit!
He's definitely, oh I see him. Killed one.
Nice job. I'm kind of just holding front truck and swapping the little tank. You on me? Okay,
yeah I'm behind you. I'm gonna push him. I'm pretty sure he's on the left side of this rock over here.
He's probably watching for a push
Looking kind of looking at your wife right here. Okay
You said there was absolutely two
Yeah, yeah, it's up at the yellow thing up at the yellow thing guys. I'm not gonna lie you
I saw that guy twice and I didn't say anything because I was just not certain
I've seen that guy twice since I'm watching something
Did anyone else see that guy this whole time and this kind of thing you were crazy because I saw that guy twice up there
I could have chosen to get graphical error you saw that I didn't see that I thought I was just air
something like a glint I'm not getting the high quality right now very good
see you at parts
what's up dude
I
Think he's disrespecting you seven
That guy right there
can take everything else I'm gonna go he's disrespecting you he's gonna let
you let that slide car is not here he's disrespecting you he's gonna let you
let that slide how do you have to tell me how first I didn't just look at him
he's just expecting you I shoot because I didn't see I didn't shoot back look at
him he's just expecting you
Fuck his ass!
Man, he brought me a water bottle.
I feel like that's respect right there.
Fuck his ass!
What's up?
Good respect.
Alright, we're not getting to him.
He's the boss, Drundt.
We're not getting to him, we're not getting to him.
Mmmmmm...
Uh, Pina, is your gun insured?
No!
Ahh, I don't want that gun back, though.
No, I don't want that gun back though. Okay that gun should be destroyed in the volcano of mortar
That gun should be destroyed in the volcano of mortar
Shit was ass
Shit was horrible. Did you see that guy? I do not want you to ever again. I never want to see that gun again
We'll have to go
More door guys, that's how you say it board or that's how they say it in the movie
Actually, we should go up here. Oh here here. Let me give you board or yeah board or board or
Bordor Bordor Bordor Bordor
Wrong with your stream PA. It's really bad quality guy. That's cuz it's on my stream
Actually, we eyes right to summit. Okay guys stop see me fucking twitch whispers. I can't use the bottom of my screen
Oh my god, every time I click action just replace it with another one
I
Can't use the entirety of the bottle I speak as you fuckers. I want to see if I'm on the lowest quality
Rest in peace Dave sent can you explain why?
M855 a1 is a good choice for ammo mr. P
Like if I have level four plates or something in my helmet am I getting one tapped or no every five five?
No every five by day one if you go right to love flabbit. Oh, yeah
We're making progress we're making progress guys
And are you so fucking serious are you so dead serious right now?
Yo, I'm just trying to be here.
Yo, now I got you.
Now I have an unlimited clicking thing.
I click faster than you can send messages, buddy.
Yeah!
Fuck!
They're overpowering me!
NO!
YOU POWERFUL!
Alright, give up.
Alright, fine.
I- fine.
I concede to you the lower half of my screen.
Congratulations.
Enjoy it.
Congratulations.
Fuck all of you.
I wanna see if I'm on the highest quality duggish!
I don't know how I don't know I don't think I would have done that by now leave full screen
didn't see oh yeah it leave full screen up
perfect
oh there we go
oh there it is that's why it looked bad
there it is there it is we're good we're good
We're good.
Looks good now, looks good now.
We're good.
I'm gonna get some stale.
Buddy, make sure you guys do that on this street,
or it's gonna look like poo.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
You are just about time. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir
Still looks like shit, there's a fucking peanut on the screen. All right, that's a little hurtful
That's a little hurtful and unnecessary. I was a little hurtful and unnecessary
Mr. Jake? Mr. Jake? Stop it. What now, funny man? I already changed the resolution, buddy.
You lost! I have conquered. I have overcame and conquered, pal. I overcame and conquered.
I've changed the resolution.
Kids should not.
I'm a cross-looking over here, so we should be fine.
They better be, they better be cinnamon.
Yeah, I came, I saw.
I praise the Lord, and praise Jesus the Lord.
I give you an accent.
Mmm.
You get your ideas usually thinking.
Thinking usually helps.
Excellent rain, excellent rain!
Excellent rain, boys!
Gang, that was incredible.
Was I right or was I right? That was ten times more efficient than going to ice cream.
I was right or was I right? That was ten times more efficient than going to ice cream.
No more than two, I'll tell you that.
No more than one either.
But definitely more than zero, if I may be honest.
Listen, come up, come up, you know what I mean?
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Remember Jiji, remember Jiji when you called me stupid?
When you called me an idiot?
When you called me dumb?
When you called me proud of the game?
When you called me terrible?
Did you do that?
Yeah.
I don't think I ever did that.
That's beside the point.
I have now secured one extra roadkill for the quest.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Easily.
Mm-hmm.
Easily.
Now we will go back to Icebreaker for the hard times.
The hard way of doing it.
Yeah, sure.
Those guys that we just killed, they played PvE.
How do you know that?
Because they have PvE achievements.
Both of them do.
Well, it's time to go back over.
Stop head-on-out, chief.
Mmm, alright!
That was one!
I got your stuff, peanut.
Oh, no, I don't need it.
All of that shit was ash.
No, no, no, I-I-I have your stuff because I have the SR-25 from the One Guy.
Please god, I don't want that!
I don't want any fire!
No, it's like a better as that dude
What is the fire Genji peanut? Where are we going? It's consumed her. It's consumed her just like the ring
Dude this look this is what I have
This gun right here
I
Want in the fire Genji don't in the fire you don't want this
Did you do it the fire?
It's not your gun, though
No, it is a fire Genji
Can you see my screen? It's gonna shoot her. It's gonna shoot her dude. Are you stupid?
Did you hear you go my precious?
I press it.
It's consumed her.
She won't get rid of it.
Throw it in the fire, Genji!
Fine, fine.
Good.
Whatever you say, boss.
Thank you.
All right.
Now we ride.
How we ride.
This is going to be a good one.
I can already feel it.
I can already feel it deep in my bone.
This is going to be a good one.
I don't want to do that.
Yeah.
After your brilliant idea to go to Lighthouse,
we're finally doing my idea.
One that's actually working.
Wait a second.
Does that mean I have to bring 4K?
Yes.
Oh, thanks for buying it.
Last one is it.
Oh, fuck.
800K to get to the party.
Get to the party.
Go to the party and back.
True, true, true, true, true.
We die while we're at parties last.
That's right.
Think about that.
Whenever you die at Iceberg, just remember you're saving.
400,000.
Yes.
There you go.
Ercanomical.
It's Ercanomical's head.
That's a perfect logic, really.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, Mr. Big-ass Robber,
what good man, good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Please, thank you, my boy.
Thanks again, Mr. Jake Bungal.
Please, my boy.
You have bad ideas pee
No, no, I don't think so. I don't think so actually use a good one boom just came up without my head
flame thrower bidet
No one will have ass hair anymore no one likes ass hair
The person has in it doesn't like it the person having sex with that person doesn't like it
The dingleberries get caught up in there the day but with the flame throw it. What about that right there?
That was off the dough that was off the dough
Right there, I just gave you a billion dollar idea right there. I just keep up with that billion dollar idea
But then we're losing the cost of the wallet, you know, which is
I like having ass here when I pull them the pain. Let's me know I'm alive. Hey, don't kill my family. If you don't mind, chief, if you do me what happened to all my
I am though.
Can you give me a quick name of us?
Don't kill my family.
Oh Mr. Big-ass Rubber,
we're taking some more good, bad, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Fransi's Rubber,
we're taking some more good, bad, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
It'll be the year for extra.
Oh, I got the euros.
I have like 3,500 euros and like 450,000 stuff.
a day. You know your thoughts. Interesting. He's having a moment over. I understand. It's
a complex idea. Complex idea requires many facets of thinking. We think it's folks. Okay.
We got the smoke in the fire.
Yeah, how the fuck do you die to PvE players?
I think they shot me one time and see him.
They stuck up on me.
Who's in my fault?
Let's ride.
I'm straight.
What the hell's going on to the left?
Over.
I can't see anything.
Well that's probably Sandy Busy in the guards.
What do you mean Sandy Busy?
He doesn't spawn at the farm.
You sure?
Those are the smugglers.
I
Sure boss sure about that. I could have squirrels and smugglers fighting city busie
I think we're the guy spawned there he spawns there now
And it's when I've never seen him over there
I
Know we talked about the new area. There's new area smugglers dead
That's by the way, we're gonna be the last ones here
So we're gonna have to get to blast it all right
You're gonna see people on your left on your right on top of you below you
There's gonna be five guys on top of you one guy below you you're not gonna know what the hell is going on
But you gotta act fast you gotta start shooting the face because it can be
sure that last raid when you got blasted
That
Was a misinput a
Miscalculation
It happens to even the best
Even the literal best player ever to ever touch this game ever no one's better the best the literal best
No, it's better the best even that guy seen that guy in shorts. I've seen that guy
The blonde dude
It's not the blonde dude
What's his name?
peanut oh
That's
That's all right
Dude just kind of popped out as you guys thinking about the burpee not thank you
Thank you. I want you to picture me with Lushness, Juan Mane, that VBL.
Oh my gosh. Oh, he's over at Power? You're over at Power?
Oh my! But there is a guy who's a close second who plays on labs and he's pretty fucking nasty.
fake die. Yeah, I'm talking about. You're talking about Ali. Yeah, I think so. I think
so. It's my chat saying. Yeah, he he's like actually a freaking demon demon. Yeah, like
Himachan, literally, I like Himachan.
Himachala.
Absolutely.
Wait, did you go on the right side or the left side?
Peanut. I'm on that side. OK.
By the way, I'm not seeing nothing just yet.
I'm not seeing any hostiles.
This is actually looking pretty safe.
Please don't jinx us.
There's no such thing as deep sea ginseng.
The deep sea is locked.
Peanut goes through every day low.
Okay.
I'm not that stuck!
Peanut.
It is a deep state locked!
There's helicopter crash.
Now where are these hooligans hiding in the shadows,
clawing the next move?
Guess you got suit coming up? Oh yeah, I see you guys.
Yeah.
Hmm.
You have to be us, man.
Hmm.
You guys are about to see nothing.
Hey, we're gonna go.
I feel like most of the people that are doing icebreaker probably already have the map unlocked
Her baby perchance
It's pretty hard. This is a hard. This is hard
What do you mean? It's hard. No, it's not yeah, it is. This is hard
Completing that quest literally took me like two hours to open up icebreaker
You just need a lock-in peanut. I am locked in
It's hard
Godboss
That's how I explain it. It's just like an art. It's hard. Thank you. So it thank you so would understand
It's a cue peanut. I haven't done it yet
How many what hour I've been trying for days to get him to unlock it
mmm
What the fuck is this guy's shooters pop?
He's in the tire, he's in the fucking tire!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Hey bitch boy, are you like this you motherfucker?
Are you like this?
This is my house!
I thought that was you behind me.
No, it's dropped down. Sorry, I guess I can't roll up on you.
Too big to, by the way. Stupid bitch.
Why did we should have taken this off? We could have left if we didn't.
That friend of mine?
Don't worry, Gage. I got you. Stop.
I'm coming on out. That guy had the weirdest angle.
I got one tapped in my helmet with SP6.
I'm not RISD.
Don't you worry boys.
I'm going to have everything rest assured.
Rest assured.
You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Abish?
Abish.
Oh, do you worry, boys?
Oh, do you worry?
That's the last of my ammo peanuts,
so I definitely need that back.
Oh, do you worry, boss?
It's all coming home.
It is all coming home.
I'm not leaving a single torso.
Keep that bag.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Academy.
I'm not really able to take things that I need to take.
Wait, new beginning? Wait, what?
Hey guys, how do I fit all this?
Oh, put it on?
Prestige, the new beginning?
Wait, you don't need to get Kappa anymore for prestige?
I
Never mind I do shit
All right, gang
So what you need body armor headset and a rig all right
That device?
Pies?
Is he coming?
I bet he's going to the bathroom for relaxing.
You're that guy who's stretched a lot tonight.
Is he like, a gymnast or something?
Is he is he a gymnast you must be limber he must be nimble 100% stay stay
moving stay stay stay active
well I have everything you had to do everything don't you worry boss even
search your pockets. Everything. Everything. Everything except for your body. You need armor.
I need armor, a headset and a rig. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Oh, Mr. Solid, my good friend. Good, I'm bad. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
Excellent Rain, excellent Rain!
Thank you, besides, he's one of one breezy, but it's a great guy to be a big man!
So it's your lust's logs!
Yeah, honestly, I didn't take your armor because it was poo, diarrhea, and garbage, but...
...and Genji's top was, like...
...top, as tier grade shit, you know what I mean?
Yeah, there you go.
I don't need a backpack.
NOOOOOOO!
No, you don't need none of that much no, no, no, no, no, you don't even back I got an attack two for you
It's just my backpack or your backpack wait hold up what am I what am I cooking here?
It's back to the door. Wait, I know the rig. Is this my rig?
Hold on what's going on right here? I'm being fooled by being paid for a fool. I'm always
going to speak to you
Pretty sure that's your bag. Yeah, that's your bag. Okay, all right. I'm good to go
All right, I'm right
All right guys, I know that we are a little bit demotivated from what just happened
So much so, Mr. Summit went for another stretch, but we will not give up.
We will not yield.
That was but a mere setback of the road to success.
A mere setback, a small setback.
Fuck, I'm so bald.
That'll happen.
I'll be ready this time
You can't believe I got one taps in my wristy. Oh, mr. Monkey whisper before this one good man. Good. Oh, man
Thank you, Bob. I'm gonna get you Bob. Oh, what?
Honestly, I heard him, but I didn't see you go away. Oh, I thought that was you
I killed a guy and then I killed another guy. I
Was stuck in the corner getting tapped my arm
So it was like I kind of had to and I couldn't see him
So I kind of had to like move sprint out into a different front spot
Yeah, well the guy in the corner is usually not the one doing the tapping anyways
But listen this rain right here
Is our rain this is our moment gentlemen. This is our moment
right here we will dominate shoreline kill five PMC's before we get to the boat
and complete the iceberg all in under half an hour I personally guarantee it
complete that motherfucking iceberg no one got that joke I can't believe you
I don't think a lot of people got that joke I need I just slid it in ice again
I can try to find you some.
They don't always find you.
I thought it was a good one.
I thought it was pretty clever.
Like that is like.
That was good things.
I mean, they could happen.
Well, definitely could happen.
I've only seen that happen once though.
How are you?
We got what?
You're gonna three of those things that are one point one mill of pop. No, I know I
Did get like two blue folders and one of them, which is like pretty cool if you ask me boss
What are blue folders blue folders used to be like 30 million now? They're like 300,000. I don't know what happened
But there's still pretty cool
Yeah, exactly but like way more rare I'm reaching blue photos like super rare
That backpack oh
Yes, he goes from in here. Here's all the shit. I have mm-hmm. We also like done
You should smoke she's budget G. There you go. You spoke to the ground. It's just a way
I'll be good. We'll be watching that
Yeah, please get this rain. Yeah, of course. We're gonna dominate this right if you want
Y'all play talk up like it's a communist activity up
I
What do you say I'm gonna steal that actually that's mine mods leave that guy's comment
That's mine now mine
That's mine that's mine
That's my now we go into mine now for we had right now fine. I know
You gonna appear yeah, I'm head to the pier right now. We got a little bit worse thing
I can't.
It's all for the goons as well.
It could be up on that hill.
Very fast.
Be very careful.
We have a goon detector dude.
S***!
I caught it right on me.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Hehehehe.
The goon detector.
Yeah, worse than a Dragon Balls Scanner or something called.
Dragon Ball Scanner.
scanner all detector something else it's something else it's it's it's called
radar dragon ball dragon ball dragon balls radar
yeah dragon ball dragon ball detector radar give a dragon ball z outfit or
what do you have a super you have a peanut super say nice you do nice oh you
what I know about you have the scanner I know that I got the scanner the
Vegeta scanner yeah yeah that thing's sweet and that motherfucker's goop levels
that's it can actually scan past 9,000 easily easily and that thing tuned last
week. I'm not seeing anything to be a guy's looking pretty good, looking pretty good. Come
on over yonder, it's all nice and safe.
So what was the thing that you said to me about Jinxing is not real?
Jinxing isn't real.
So what happened last year?
That was Summit's fault.
Or anyone that's on me.
I think it was your fault because you left the area first so we couldn't even go to the map and we died
Well, I killed a guy. I killed two guys.
You let us die.
You guys were gonna die. I thought I was being the hero. I thought I was a hero.
I thought you could be like, oh my god, you saved us and there's gonna be a parade, a little party.
And it was gonna, hip hip, three cheers for Peter.
And then I turned around and got it dead. It was just dead right there.
They're on the floor
Most of the time it's not even worth going after these guys that sit here because they're normally kind of naked or just have
Shake kits to get the good kids off of people
Fascinating actually is a good snack
All the boys would do is
But booty naked
I
I'm not here nothing boys. I think we are good to go
Keep your peepers open just in case you're a little frisky down here
Nothing by the tires nothing by the tires
Excuse me mr. Tire
Is there anyone out here?
Fuck, I'm stuck.
I think we got it, I think we got it.
Fuck anyone who is out here,
eat my shit
and
die.
Don't worry, I took care of them.
I saw her that.
It worked boys, good work!
I think I'm in the middle of the sun now.
I ain't no better than you.
Yeah.
Single moms.
Hmm.
Where's Dylan Dennis?
I don't know.
He was here on Saturday.
Rita has a nice only checkpoint.
What was that?
Oh, here we are.
Where the weapon is random for everyone.
Good for straight logging and just for maxing.
Oh, my.
Oh
Me you guys can you still like exploit it get strength super like strength maxed out super fast arena? No
Yeah, I remember that oh that was amazing. I remember the real exploit we get like one game
You try to have W4 DMC, I don't know probably it's pretty fast
I mean, how long would it take to go from one to max straight level in a reader right now?
Is it quick? Is it quick? Is it quick enough to do?
long
Level 10 is max. No it ain't no you guys we just love after 13 right there
Eight days just a few not super long
It thinks you're real fast fast like leopard. Oh, man. That's like leopard
That's like leopard
They are six. No
All to give me that all look up the stats all run the numbers see if it's better to do it over there than it is over here
Reflexes like a mongoose. I
I
Don't know mongoose is I'm gonna reflexes. I don't I don't I think anyone knows that
that I don't think anyone on planet Earth knows it boggles them good briefings
hmmm
oh
lockin oh my guys no goofball around
or Rizzle or Jizzle
I gotta grab this beef flair I kinda forgot what
I
Rack it
I'm for me
Thanks, sir
I gotta show these guys my quest remember which I kind of forgot. Yeah
Oh, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Stand back boys, Papa Peter will take care of this one.
Easily.
Get the enemy.
Got you.
gotcha
Oh
I got him, I got him!
I got him!
...
nvm
phew
ff
phew
ooooh
phew
I got him!
I've got it under control. I've got it under control. Everything is going fantastic
There's a guy literally in the hallway right here. I don't worry about the guy. I don't worry about the guy. Don't worry about the guy.
Oh my god, the expression was easy. Don't think that's whatever you do. Don't worry, I'll be handling that fool in just one moment.
You don't have to worry about a thing, guys. A thing.
Up a peanut is on the move as we know are you taking all the loot?
I'm not taking one thing. Yeah, you took the 1.1 million
ruble item
We need to make money for some it
What happened to the money that I got you the other day
I lost it all. Oh, she got you money the other day. Are you kidding me? You were at like six mil
Oh, it's just six and just six, huh?
Dude, we have like...
You find out I'm gonna sell it!
Almost a seven million dollar raid for him.
Our last raid of the day, the other day.
Don't worry, I'm taking care of beesies.
Thank you David be this
You know don't forget about this guy in the hallway horse of course
Have the bind of an elephant I'd never forget
Remember peanut ball doesn't lie. Okay, I deserve that 1.1 mil
The game I take you out to see
I
I think I deserve this a special machine.
I've been working real hard.
Agent, you gotta do it.
Oh, he's got a spear!
Oh my God!
Score!
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
Cool, I just need guns and ammo.
25 round mags?
All right, you guys stood up.
Hop a P that's going in.
You gonna put my arm back on? Like you do, like you do.
You're my special little guy, Sam, you know that?
You're my special little man. You're my special little guy, Sam.
That's my friend right there. That's my friend right there.
I'm going in boys. I'm gonna make a difference
There were sing songs of me when I'm about to do here on the ship
She lives sticky
I think chill down here boys. I think chill. He's hanging around over me boys. Over me.
around hang in a round gotcha
infiltrating enemy territory
I'm up here all clear boys all clear all clear
Oh
We had died after one kill online
Something something can't let them have all the
And that about all the group that would be unfair that would be unfair
Don't want to be unfair now
Hey guys, how you doing don't worry. I didn't do anything. Oh, yeah, see
I had another
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good boys.
Did you get that key my jids?
You sound good.
You know if I uh, take a beat with that.
Thanks boss.
Thanks son, bring a larger backpack.
I'm not gonna be able to hold too much with that one.
I
Be able to hold too much with that one. You mean wait so where did you go?
Downstairs
You missed all the loot that I dropped for you. Oh
She you drop blue nice me. Sorry
Yes, I miss the loot like where I was like I need to go somewhere else nice to a video card
I'm at the cutscene door. You guys ready
Hmm
You see I'm just a little bit of loot is that we got a little something something got 1.1 million
Scared me the way he was standing up
150,000 right there boy
I'll be pretty more over there. Don't be pretty boy
The way I got up standing up, huh?
There was a guy like up there, right in there.
Right in here, yeah.
You know what?
Summit, you can have the $1 million pressure machine.
No, you're good.
No!
Get around.
The other end of these hallways.
Get around.
get your own the other end of these always get your own it's with my hand again I
need a week so I can maybe five years I'll go a little bit of back a little bit back
in this round oh yeah not that I've seen maybe maybe I missed it I did drop
your bag enough I see no yo yo yo I got it no blue wrenches they were some
Ah, well, that's 20,000.
Hmm.
Follow me, Gig, follow me, boys.
All right, stand back.
Papa Peanut is going in.
Stand back!
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
I see you get pretty serious.
Lock it.
Good luck, sir.
I won't eat it
You guys have those doors close right
Did you shut the doors? Oh
I did not I shut no doors
Okay, we're not near you
You want me to go shut the door? No, I just stay back to stay back. I think if it is as you guys are dead fine
I'll go in
Get out of there. I just started to get out of there
What the door shut the door?
oh my god
All right, this is not going to play it, but I've got like six of them so far
We're gonna open the other door. All right
I say to the back lab I got most of them
He's up on the middle floor.
That's much, that's much.
How did he just run away from that?
get out of here nice go ahead throw my leg back on I think there's one boy yeah
there's never one by him
Oh, my God.
Hey, nobody's here.
I think he's underneath. I don't see him.
I'm gonna go.
Fred knew that he's there.
I'm pretty sure he's on second floor on the left side, hold on first, he's on first or second.
I'll push up, push up.
Direct sight.
He's lying, he's a G.B.
Take the high ground.
Oh my!
Got him!
Nice.
Oh my god, there's more! Oh fuck, oh my god!
Stupid bitch.
I'm gonna go check the other rooms this year.
Let's see. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
There's an episode!
I think it's just 10.
That sounds all right.
We'll get a little bit of ammunition, little something, something.
Pack this bad boy, pack this bad boy, pack it, you like it.
I'll pack this bad boy, I'll pack this bad boy, I'll pack you, I'll pack you.
Or in shuttle or two, Sid, Yopey loved the content and everything you do.
Boss, when you get a chance, check out Hell Let Loose Vietnam.
I think you and the gang would enjoy it.
That night vision isn't worth dick. It's worth $90,000.
He's talking, he's smoking crack? What are you talking about?
This is a $90,000 night vision pallet, 45,000 per slot.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pack this bad boy.
Then we can pack up the 60 rounder.
Here we go, there we go now we're cooking.
Alright, I'm on the move.
Got my items.
I'll be right back.
You ready to go, FJD?
Yeah.
Yeah
watch your master at work
I'm gonna go back and get some armor
just me summit, I just need to get some armor
oh shit I might be here
Oh shit, I am him! Oh my god!
Who's there, boys?
He's...
He never thinks.
Another day in the office, boys, another day in the office.
Helicopter clear, gentlemen. Helicopter clear.
clear
Yeah, boys. Yeah
Like with no reaction like work with my face no reaction absolutely no reaction zero reaction like work no reaction like work
No reaction
Got finished. What's there to be happy about?
Got finished. I don't think so
I think so got finished
What's there to be happy about?
I
Can
He understands
Oh my god, oh
The red go for the four feet right there
Summit summit
SUMMIT! SUMMIT!
What?
Yeah.
Oh, nothing I- I got one guy. Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, for real, dude?
Someone told me- someone told me you were raided by a bag.
Sorry.
I got one guy.
No, no, no.
I got one guy.
You got a bag?
That's you- less on the ground sword?
Not anymore, buddy!
Not anymore, I tell you that!
This bitch is staying glued to me!
I'll be- I'll be- I'll be got one guy, will I?
I'll be one guy, I'll be one guy.
guys guy feel like I was like missing like the fucking train to get out of this
bitch like I was about to get stuck here so it's in so much weight in your bag
right now so yeah I'm a DEF CON what yeah successful age bit like that's good
He got me got me. I lock it in boys like it
We put a night vision on the habit
This is only level three
We were making great time. We got 31 minutes left.
The helicopter pads are already clean. We're doing pretty good.
Nice. That's definitely what
we wanted to be. We need to start
working on the other guys, though. All handlumps, stand back!
Okay.
easy. Dickety splat. But you worry.
I'm going to the bullet.
So I'm dropping my bag. All right, pal.
Oh, shit. Where is it?
Oh, okay. All right, buddy.
Keep that.
I will smite you down with a thousand sons.
Oh, dingle!
Gotcha!
What?!
It's over for me.
Move, enemy spot.
oh my perfect I want to shoot him anyway
I can target on the floor, come forth.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Jesus Christ. The datives are getting restless.
We're good
Gotcha
I'm moving in
She was understood
Oh
Bring it on he laying down. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god the guy's buying them
I
Do we've got me all clear I'm killed like a thousand these fuckers
I'm second I'm second to stay that was easy
That one's dead
Either that or deeply into yoga.
Follow me, Gage, follow me!
We're all clear. Everybody's dead, everybody's dead.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're going to pack two quick bags and then we're on.
Was that voice acting for the NPCs?
Yeah, honestly guys, it just sounds like a Russian...
Russian guy speaking it is yeah
Bigger rigs up here. They can put your bag guys guys. I'm getting worse. It's it's it's maybe perhaps
my back no he's not even there you're
right all right all right all right
is making sure can never be too safe
can never be too safe and there's bigger
rigs right there there's something if you
want any of this loot
okay oh my god that's so much much much
I
Be more packing
Tell Jinji on twits. I like her stream better
Very nice. Oh, it's not very nice. Oh, they're gonna come to me say very come to me say I'm cool, too
I am I'm a cool guy. I I'm cool. I'm cool, too
I
Now you ride
If I steal the babies of course
Couple night visions couldn't hurt night vision or two
I vision or two night vision or two
Oh
We're getting red
No, I guess I'm not even talking we are getting so fucking reds
Yeah, there's big more diapers in this one game than any other game I play
Hey gang, how you doing? Stop it. I'm sniping
Oh yeah, like, what's up with those?
We have eight night visions, no night night visions!
I'll take a night vision, Peanut.
Oh hey! How much did you take this dick in your mind?
What the fuck, man?
What's wrong with you?
All right, I was just getting rid of mags.
All right, let me get my...
What the fuck? Okay, I thought you said you were allowing...
You were giving night vision.
Oh, yo, no! I'm actually getting civilized.
I fuck you if you touch my man.
Touch my bag, I'll kill you.
This is a big flip from earlier.
Yeah, fuck you. Everybody gets one. You get one raid.
Get one raid.
Moving in.
Oh my god.
and he's fine over here and he's chill no problems with life how do we get to
where he is jens of the head it's actually safe to go out it's a straight
out front all right nobody here right here the big ass door here
I
Don't go fast
Boys you drop your bag at the helicopter by the way
We can move fast. That's where I think anyways
I'll probably shit sit there. So I don't think I'm gonna get much more shit. Oh, there's times worse it over here boss times boy
Millions boy. Yeah, but I don't know
Drop the poop stop
Yeah, like swaps about for the pisses
How much have we got 23 do we do it great on time we're doing pretty good
You'd have six
Give me that.
Right here.
I'm just dropping, these rigs over here is my loot.
You can take anything in it if you want.
It's not really, it's just like,
get them.
Here we go.
We'll swap out this plate in the front
that's all rude and stuff.
Here we go.
We rock.
Kill everything down there, Peanut.
Yep, we're all good.
Everybody safe.
Place the bomb.
Get back, get back.
You want me to bring your bag or no?
No, no, I'm fine.
How many more?
Make sure.
How many people are in the boss thing?
What three people I've got?
Six.
No, 16, 16, I remember now, 16.
Like, six, eight, six, eight?
Eight, I've never seen eight, but...
I think I've seen seven before.
What?
Holy shit.
Come on, James!
And then the top guys, there's only five always, right?
I don't know, I've only done the top part
with more than one person once, and that was you.
I'm an idiot.
You get my gas mask.
I got my gas mask.
I got it.
What did you do?
I did.
Alright, follow me, gag.
Oh, that's my-
I did.
Alright, follow me, gag.
I did.
Oh, that's what
What do you want?
What's it? That was a perfect gas
What doubt
I'd be the bitch
Smoke out
Lock him.
Hey, Jeremy, yeah?
Hey, you're the fucking...
You're just a...
You're just a night vision bandit, brothers.
Okay, now you look at my backpack!
You get out of there!
You get out of there right now!
Hey, you know what, you know how it's all this?
I come across a dead body, you got night vision on their head.
There's no night vision on their fucking head, though.
You look at the fucking...
Get out of there!
Police! Police!
Oh, they're sitting back there, jerking each other off.
Six down.
Seven down.
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good.
Is that it? Is that it, everybody?
He got Lee I only got seven is everybody I'm guessing that will be everyone
I think we're gonna do good
Oh my god, he had 3,500 euros in 5,000 USD on a holy shit holy shit
I'm actually getting so racist right now. I'm getting genuinely I have not moved in like crazy, and I'm
Billions, billions. Oh
My god, I can't wait to not sit with someone. Oh, you say rich
Okay, I heard some I heard you say something else
What did you say? I thought you said I'm getting so racist right now. I'm not shit. Oh shit. No, that's tomorrow
couple dollars couple dollars dollar two dollar two
dollar two
hmm oh oh my oh my goodness I do you really have like 11 pairs of diamonds and I'm getting
Crazy
All right
RC RC, I'm not gonna take the able this time or move to the next floor
If you guys want the able go ahead all on the bodies
Oh
You're gonna get so much XP from this we where the rooms I can open with the card
These ones are working. Oh
Got it. Wait, does she want to go on this one?
There have you one card. Oh my god, sit my backpack
What do you mean the ER yeah, you don't need no no that doesn't open these we will disease
the boss key the C1
wait what boss you we would come on the key that you find in this area the key
in this area yeah it's right here come in come in the first room wait where are
you that's the CQ right here this is where all these minds
Whoa, I'm on this whole level. There's there's different spawns
Whoa
This one
You're some jump. There's five ones. We're gonna get you here. That's it
Not the good at this room
He appeared with the next one.
That's it, there's something, something in here, boys.
Right under the table, where?
Nyeeer!
There's Seymour!
Oh, super rabbit!
Now shut up, I'm kind of loon!
Ooh, do that.
That's nice. That is nice. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's some grade A loot right there. Grade A.
Oh, there's a little...
Oh wait, is there any food? Oh fuck.
Oh, there's your food on it?
Look in the you know the two rigs on the helipad look in those
Follow me it might just be a super water, but I think that gives you some food
Where's this door go to there's a code right here
It's uh the two rigs closer to the right there where's this one go to there's a
coded door I hear that I've never seen yeah you have to put in the code you
find it upstairs on one of those boards wait wait how upstairs I gotta go fight
those guys no the floor you're on it'll be on one of those boards oh oh two eight
five eight yeah
Oh, me. Oh, me. Oh. Oh. Oh.
There's nothing in here. There's actually a bunch that in here.
You sure?
There's two DVD players.
Alright, I'm joking.
It's got sand!
Yeah, all I have is this, uh, this water, but all along the rest, it's helping me a bit.
There's nothing in here, boys!
Does the Super Water give you food or no?
I don't know, I assume, probably.
You keep it here.
three now though. Oh, the super water. Oh, I actually don't know. Let me read it. I thought
you meant the cave ass. Super water. Yeah, it gives you 25. Yeah, it's not that expensive
anything so how easy is it to see you caught up and uses why I question I got
Sailor's Diary.
Oh, no way! No way!
No way!
I got the toy tank, no way!
Oh, nice.
That's awesome.
Score!
Here we go.
Oh, there's some food in this room up here.
I think I just set the rooms that I have open with the CQ card.
Hmm.
Cut that in here.
Cut that in there.
Hmm.
What's it in here?
Cut that in there.
Hmm.
Alright, follow me, gang.
How do you feel, people?
Hmm.
What's it special?
What's it about?
Oh my god.
Oh, I just got a bad.
There's even more rooms.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I just got a bad.
Oh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh.
Oh, gosh, gosh, gosh.
Oh.
Oh, me.
Oh.
Perhaps I'll be on there.
to reach here. Are you sure that's not the other side of the room that you just opened?
Oh I don't think so. Ah. Oh I got that code log. Oh died 4-4-9.
Oh no way! I got another toy tank! Let's go! Nice! Score!
Oh, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my goodness, there's so much shit.
We got two, we got two tags.
All right, follow me, follow me, follow me, all right, I'm gonna kill you, you're back.
You
Got right there
I doubt we move
I swear to God if I die right here, I'm so fucking rich, I'm saying, buddy.
Was this with all these five guys, right?
This with all these five guys?
Right?
Six guys.
Oh, that's a cock.
I'm ready to rumble off and solidate it.
You guys are doing great.
Oh my god!
God
Holy shit, oh and I don't use oh my god. Oh my god
I'm back at the shield door turn around turn around turn around turn around it's me
idea oh my god I have no food either I'm gonna die oh my god
Food, peanut, here's food and water.
I'm out to drink moonshine, not a lot, I'm out to drink just moonshine.
Wait, I'll bring you some food, okay?
I think I killed three of them up there, so it should be like two to three more.
I'm gonna go take some food.
I
We heal the stomach like
Was all right clean it up quick I clean this up quick quick quick. Don't you worry you guys just get to the helicopter helicopter. I'll be right there
We're not leaving till I have one of those fuckers out there that is dead boys!
Helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter!
Very good.
Peanut, you ever done a deep dive on YouTube into bullseed-o videos?
videos no we're bullseato videos there's a bullseato video it's like a bunch of
motherfuckers who come who are like who come to have like fake ass like kung fu
videos on the internet and a bunch of people have like compilations of them
all I've never seen that my entire life be like people using their chi and shit
to like fucking shit they make people do flips without touching it's fucking
It's also some of those hilarious shit. I'll take it be fun. Take it be fun. Take it be you said bullshit. How do you smell that?
It's like it's like
Bulls she though like she does a SI SH IDO
SH IDO
That's much as much
They put on here
They will not push out that door now
right
The broad James
Should we call the hell out there, should we call the hell out there?
Oh!
There!
I will live.
We got this one, we got this!
Knock it!
Um, the real ex is I sent peanut, my three year old son, Hudson loves watching your jams.
Every night before bed he wants to watch peanut.
Can you say hi Hudson?
He will be my friend.
Hello Hudson!
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
Oh
He doesn't do it to weird stuff
I got you
No, don't get back here
I'm cutting my laces. I'm cutting my laces. I'm leaving. I'm leaving! I've had enough!
Is my backpack in the helicopter box?
It's over here on the right underneath the helipad.
Yeah!
I'm coming up, I'm coming, boys!
Call the helicopter!
Got the flare, man.
Where's my money? Is that here?
What's the left remember
All right all my night vision seems to be in order undisturbed
Summit
You son of a bitch. I know you got at least six in there. I've got fucking 11 and I know you stole some
Yeah!
Get to the chopper!
I'm gonna say he's on a walkie, he's on a walkie, he's on a walkie!
He'll be home!
I hate you.
Good work, Keith, good work!
Excellent, Ray, boys, excellent, Ray!
Get ready.
Not too shabby, boy, not too shabby.
All right, now we're rich.
Now we're all rich.
We got the Hoosy Doosies.
I only got three more rogues.
We hit the lighthouse.
Finish it off.
But it boomed.
Did that work?
Yeah, a lot of work.
Exactly.
Mmm.
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh my God.
What?
I got 300,000.
Yeah, that's how much you get whenever you clear the whole entire map yourself.
Well, no, that's I think if you clear the whole map yourself with three people,
I could have mapped myself on some of those two 16.
No, with with three people, that's how you get that much if you clear by yourself.
Jesus Christ.
There's an ambulance.
You see that?
Oh, my God.
I killed 51 of those guys.
Hmm. Oh my goodness you could have gotten a little bit more if they were all headshots
You roll headshots
But I didn't kill like the last two I
Left him alive to tell the tale
Just like the flying gunsman when he kills everyone it's on a ship he leaves one guy alive to tell the tale you know, that's easy
Yeah, I don't know how we'll know about it.
Exactly, exactly.
We wouldn't even know the flying Dutchman was real.
He speaks truth.
Probably like some movie sampling.
Just from Night Vision, I got...
$909,000.
Oh shit
Yeah, yeah, oh wait no, I want what I visit make that one million dollars
Hmm, I have a huge problem. I need to sell and I need to not care what I sell
Use that or you sell it is telling me gotta go. Oh, I had one more night vision 1.1 billion dollars
We're gonna have to sell later, but we got to get it now there's no time to waste.
Don't you know, I mean, don't you know that me, we got to get in there pal.
There's no time.
control click a few things man it's
company company company company company
one or two one or two one or two
we'll take this valid day scope like you do
should I just stare at this graphics
cards or what will you poison save three
for that one mechanic question coming up
you want to my watch
three of those I do do that right there
then put my spaces dish over here
you know we gotta do it later like you said I understand boss
mm-hmm yeah yeah no my way I gotta wait
one of the three by m80 I see that's probably be level four let me see DCP
I'm 80 you have to do your lighthouse quest for you mark the tanks level three. Yeah
Wait
I'm the correct level and I'm the correct pointage and I have
Give my like $2,000 office. It's gonna be a bitch about this build up. Oh
My god. All right. I'm good. I'm gonna be CFP FMJ
At least we have a jank
Hmm
Don't wanna drive
Give me that you start learning to let go
He's a spiritual journey for seven
So it's just fucking sell the night vision mechanic and sell everything out of there, man.
Easy peasy.
I could just fill my whole inventory with night vision.
Oh my god, you've been so nice.
I hate you, you know.
Alright, well, how about you don't sit in the icebreaker tuck chair the whole time and you
can get the night vision, buddy.
That's a good 50k, okay?
That was a soft 50k.
Okay.
get it boys. Get it. Okay. I
have to use it.
I have a USB out here.
I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here.
Ain't no watching to the chat.
The food don't want to go here. So we got all that stuff. Wrong good. Wrong good.
Where's where's where I vision a mechanic not ragman. Yeah, I think that vision goes to mechanic. I'll be the right way
We're not Spanish or nothing, but English in the tap our dough Spanish you can be saying slurs you may say in slurs
I have to restart my game click on anything. Let me do it. You're back. Yeah, I'm back. Yeah.
Oh, I'll be go. Oh, I'll be go.
But it's Slur Monday.
That's how I was doing a money thing, right? No, no, we're going. We're going to kill the rest of
the rugs on a lighthouse.
Hmm
Yeah, did you buy jg Pokemon cards with the AT&T winnings up?
But I did I burned it
Fuck you jg fuck you, you know what actually I am gonna buy some Pokemon just to spite you
I'm gonna pull the I'm gonna pull a golden
tier one
Alpha Charizard, they get that right?
No, but there is a gold Charizard.
Give me one more chance.
Golden
Series 1
Unopened Pack Charizard, can I get it right right there?
No.
PSA 10 Golden Charizard Alpha Pack.
Where is this Alpha Pack?
It's mega.
That is called Alpha packs.
Base set, oh base, okay base set,
base set golden Tarsard PSA 10.
There's no golden Tarsard in the base set.
It's only newer stuff.
Base set regular Tarsard PSA 10.
Oh yeah.
You see that something you said yes, yeah, I know my shit. I know my shit. I know my shit
Yeah, I know my shit seems like it. I'm getting I'm getting a base set
original
PSA PSA Charizard
I'm putting it on a chain around my neck, and then I'm videotaping someone in the forest
entry
the master plan master plan
let's rock
okay
hmm
oh first edition that's what it's called first edition
mm-hmm
you're gonna pay over two hundred fifty thousand dollars for that
So what's your favorite version of the EV?
Electronic car.
Is it EV out?
Yeah, I'm asking peanut.
The EV Lucian.
Yeah, is it is it?
Is it EV?
The first one out of evolution.
Yeah.
No, they're called EV Lucian's.
Evolution.
Yes, but you call them EV Lucian's.
Well, I've got friends.
So I'm going to go ahead and put out an evolution.
What would you say?
That's what hurt me you are so high
so you I
Sent us a Pokemon. It's a special Pokemon evolution a
special Pokemon evolution
Yeah, man. I know we're talking about anyone. It's what like the
There's evolution and evolution
Yeah, it's fucking dope illusions dope illusions
I
No, bro
Yes, I'm making you guys got a special
They're making me like act you know act like I'm in like like I'm at school again
Yeah, even he's like a Pokemon that evolves into three different ways, I think your balls
I
Don't say this. I don't know so much time back
Well, you'll get you give me the rundown later run me the numbers later run me the numbers later
I don't I don't say this all I do know that the black Lotus is the best card ever though
I do know that I should do that I should do that black Lotus black Lotus two million dollars two million dollars
It was the one ring. Do you heard about year about that by the way? What the magic card when when magic did a
Lord of the Rings collaboration, they had a one of one ring that was printed
I should hear about it and and post Malone bought it from him. Oh my god
How was that worth? I?
Think I want to say is a couple of mills
ride to the mills
Okay, okay, I don't know if any of these got different things about their cars too,
I think I like certain signatures
Like cards art cards or something
Is there a spot back in the yeah, um yes, there is
This is where the light house is
Keep your eyes peeled boys could be some hooligans back here
ready to get active your dad needs an active means it's a
good thing oh shit might be dead you okay yep almost dead but I'm chilling
you mean we gots first time I have to let my fucking gun rip all day dude
I'll take a little people on the other side of this wall make sure it's safe
How she dead body
He did it's fucking right here. Where?
I just shot peanut in the face
Hmm, let's not steal myself. I didn't know peanut went on the right side of the wall
I thought it was sort of a lesson of our lesson. I'll pick up peanut stuff
Do you pick up the other guy's stuff?
No, no, no, I'll get his stuff.
You pick the other stuff.
Yeah, do I lose rep or something?
Meg, give me a little beer.
Thanks, seven.
Thank you, seven.
Who do I make the second god do?
First DK.
Who do I make the second god do?
I don't want it.
I promise it to you, wife.
First DK is my whole wife.
Did you get his stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
We don't have a green flare to get out right here.
Excellent, Ray.
Wait, does the...
What's funny is when I turned that quarter,
I was like, I might want to let my team know that I'm going around.
And I was like, no, I said I was going on the inside of the wall.
I mean, unless my guy is high off his rocker.
Yo, listen, this guy has a couple sausages.
It's kind of a green flare.
Yeah.
And a lot of boys like it would be like it never happened.
No worries.
I want to play that.
I mean, anyways, I want to play it.
Yeah, honestly, I'm kinda looking to get the fuck out of this raid.
Did something fell off about that raid?
Did you?
Something fell off.
Did you?
Can we get the fuck out of this raid, please?
Yeah.
I kind of-
Good, I'm not going to lie.
I was really vibing, so when I hit you with that...
Oh, I hear something?
Excellent shot. Excellent shot, good job.
Excellent shot.
Incredible shot.
He did not go to the gate?
There we go, there we go.
Let's just get out of here.
Why do I feel like the person that extracted right next to us
was the streamer that ran over here
and realized that Peanut was dead, so he got out?
No, that was- No, you probably would've still killed you guys.
What the fuck? You don't think we're gonna be killed by him?
Yeah! Yeah, tell him something!
Wait, what I'm saying is he probably wanted Peanut's dog tag.
Oh, so he can tell his friends at school tomorrow
when they're in math class and he got Peanut.
That's your Peanut tag, okay.
Yeah, pretty much.
He said shit.
Oh, he'll add a dollar story for basketball tomorrow.
The motherfucker doing that is definitely a summer school.
You know, where'd you go?
I'm going to drop his armor and I'm going to bring him in one.
I'll bring your one in.
You got to green flare extract?
No, I don't have a flare.
You know, I'm gonna drop this gun and I'm gonna bring you with it.
Yeah, no thanks. I don't want your level 12 garbage poop gun. No thank you.
No thanks.
Look at a piece of plywood with a sight on it.
It worked just fine in those fights.
That's what I'm saying. It works.
I first hand experience. First hand experience.
Do you need a mule permit?
Either that or I'm a fucking
Yeah
Sorry taking a mule stem from you. I should probably start by my own
Trust me. I have like 60 mil or chillin
Damn, okay. Okay. It's chillin chillin. Why'd she shoot Jenny? She could have seen
Oh shit. We get we get a take. Okay. Let's take the BTR
Okay, it sure is not gonna shoot us
Well, it's good to spawn, so there's no one in it.
You have to go in front of it to stop it though, or it won't stop.
No, that's not what you're talking about.
It's going to pass by quick! Run from it!
Dude, if Jiji wasn't here, I don't know what would happen to me. I'm not going to lie.
There's a shooting hotch or something like that.
I see you shooting, for good luck.
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, someone else got in. What? Someone else literally just got in. That's what
that noise is. There's someone else in here with us. Can we look left or right?
No dude, there is somebody in here.
What do we do?
You pop out of that, fella.
Pop out of it.
When? When?
If I had any conversation, will I jump out?
Uh, no.
No, you can't get out of the beach here when it's moving.
there's a guy in this what you sure it's not like a scab can't get in with us
we buy cover fire by a cover fire and when you get down he'll die I don't care
not it's just by cover fire by a cover fire
my beauty yeah but like you can't if I do you see it it ends whenever it stops so
when it stops it it ends oh you heard someone open the door right
I think I did yeah wouldn't we see him with our all turn I'll even turn that
much so let's see you got a wrist helmet right go on yeah I do
So just shoot a machine at anybody that doesn't have what we get out of them.
Should have been where the race happened.
Yeah, come on man.
Did we wait them?
They talked him, call him Benz.
Can you hear me, Jim, when I said that?
Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Call him fat and ugly.
Don't fight the wind.
You're taking up all the fuckin' fuel, huh?
Tell me you're suckin' all the air out of the tank.
You're suckin' all the fuckin' air out of the fuckin' area, man.
You got two points, Charlie.
Charlie, you didn't, like, get out, or...
Cause there wasn't...
Just spawned.
See, this thing usually drives faster than you fat bitch.
This thing usually drives better than your man.
So you gotta kill this guy.
You guys got a left valve, you guys got a left valve.
Let's go to the boxes.
Maybe it was just a bug but I heard that door open.
I heard it too, I heard it too.
He's gonna jump out and go and keep his car in luck.
Wait, there's where he's taught we can call him so much calm calm ugly
Oh my god, actually it's over there
There actually is somebody holy shit, it wasn't my my mom. Oh my god
I got out
He's in there bro, so you can shoot to the tank shoot to regular shoot right here ladies you shoot shoot shoot
I see a laser shoot. I see your laser. Why not? Oh, I can't I can't
That shoot was in it
Why you laughing
No, I you know why you messing with me man
Run away from it before he buys the cover fire
How is he not dead you literally
Are we so serious? Hey you right there? Yeah, this means me. I'm hiding. I'm hiding. Oh my goodness gracious
Oh, I shot a cloud oh the beach are killing yes
We're supposed to hide from the beach yard then shoot out
Yeah, I have your loop
Yeah, I killed the guy
What the fuck is this gun?
That thing looks nice. Got the fucking wiener on it. You see that?
Got the dingle on the front.
The extender.
I think what happened is he bought cover fire.
Yeah, he bought cover fire right before you got out.
What is that secondary gun right there? What's going on with that one?
That's the gun is from the guy he killed.
Oh
Yeah
Saucers
Mr. Fast Wicked man good up, man
Hey, mr. Yeah, I'm up with this wicked man. Good. I'm bad
Hey, Mr. Toby, Rob, I was a good man, thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy, thank you,
my boy.
You can check out that new sand raiders, it's actually so fire, is that the sea of bees
that's on the, with the robots on land?
I'm gonna play that, I'm gonna play that.
Oh, that's not your fault.
Hmm
Well, I have your stuff on me already
me. Alright, when you get out, let me know what you got.
Mmm.
I think you had dead already. Guys, someone killed me. You saw me in the face.
It's what ate my fault. This was not on me, pal. This was not on me.
Mmm.
Yeah, that's where I'm going.
That's the northern.
The BTR driver goes through there.
What if you go through there?
Does it extract you in the tank?
No.
Fascinating.
Maybe...
Fascinating.
Hmm...
Hmm
You're a big boy, you're a chunky monkey
I'm sweet
It's like we're looking through a DVR set
hmm so what would be alive if you didn't kill you exactly do anything I might
just not listen give her the the buck dude the boy with pride wolf yeah one day
you're gonna tell me to shoot at someone who actually needs to be shot number
like haha for me once motherfucker you know saying and then boom you're gonna
die or something's gonna happen that's not how could it possibly be worse than
What happened this way you literally shot me in the face?
Yeah, but the point is I was alive and Genji was live get your stuff, right?
If I don't shoot the right guy in time that you asked me to because so you saw the right guy you shot the dig
I can bring you an armor rig if you want me to.
You.
Can I have one, can I have one?
Yep.
I only got one more that I can use for stuff.
Okay, so I have summits gone.
With his mags and his helmet
I'll have a new helmet and new heads head. I have your helmet to peanut
You're my headset and then I have both of your guys bags
Then you got the sniper do you have my bags?
Yeah, so I have your extra mag with your ammo. Oh, then we're good
I've done this man.
Let's ride.
Wait, do you have a Karamo summit?
Mm.
Ooh.
I've done this man.
All this time in no loadout, buddy.
She has my loadout jacket.
Okay.
Well, I have your mask.
Why isn't Gigi streaming her stream?
You're done your ammo.
It's so much better.
Thank you.
Your bag and your helmet.
Thank you.
Jesus.
Okay.
Jesus 081855.
Thank you.
I want my peanut.
Do you want me to bring you a-
Thank you.
What?
What you want me to bring you a rick
I don't really please okay
I've booted up the lobby
Because I know we have what it takes to go from one to the lighthouse. I know we can do it
I know on track record tonight has not been super great, but I believe
Can't you guys just go straight there without me?
I'm sorry. No, he can't. Oh,
wait. Oh, too. Yes. Yes. He
can. Sorry. Sorry. You're
telling me why don't you guys
just go do that? I'll go do a
small one. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you come with us. You come
with us. Did you? He's not
going to believe you when I
tell him to run in front of
tanks and shoot him. I gotta
have someone there. I see you
triple stretch. You got my
helmet or my headphones? Your
helmet.
Time for the budget. Exactly.
Exactly. I'm T was we can do it.
We're going to the lighthouse.
We're going all the wrong time
to protect. I personally guarantee
it.
You've been playing for a week
and still poor.
I have lots of cool cases. I've got two men's case. Two junk boxes, two weapon cases, what
about that? It's an investment. Thank you, sir. It's an investment. It's an investment.
I almost didn't repair my armor. Someone has more money than you will amount. That's
Cuz he's literally the guy's icebreaker cunt!
I'm fuckin' he's back there the cunt, say why I'm fighting army!
I'm fighting an army out there!
He's back there!
Oh, I'll be there 20 minutes guys gotta get all the loot!
Yeah, I have your bag too.
That's it. That's him on the icebreaker.
Mmm, you only killed 50, 51?
51.
51?
My backpack?
Yeah.
Yeah, with that. Perfect. Okay.
Give me weapons in the cases.
Oh, you got me.
No, I don't.
But I will shoot. I will shoot.
I will shoot.
The cat just beat your ass.
The body to talk up.
Yes, good sir.
Yes, thank you.
Good sir.
You have heard quickly.
Yes.
I wear many hats.
Many hats.
That one of them.
That being one of them.
It's the peanut and pro streamer cut to experience oh
You see because you're bald I'm not bored. I got I got a lot of speed under this coasting car pad
Oh
You guys ready for a great raid. Oh
Oh you guys ready for a great raid? Ready for a great raid? Oh this is how it is.
These are a little sides. I'm tired. There's no time to be tired. We're silent.
There are places we have to be people in the city. Well, LG. It's my PLG. It's only
1.48 a.m. Just get started.
We'll use the golfing like two when we're playing our phase.
That's true. Now let's ride!
I
Can I quite get
Hey, let's go.
Hey, JD.
You're welcome. We gotta go this way, by the way.
Where are we?
Yeah, thank you for that.
Across from the...
Same there, same there, same there.
Hey, these are to the left?
So, what do you mean? No.
I'll scratch this way.
Oh...
Oh, okay.
Fuck you, T-Dot.
Fuck! Fuck you!
Hell.
Man, look over there, see that?
I was gonna headshot you for 50 subs, and you wouldn't want a mad sad.
I swear to God, somebody you kill me again, I swear to God.
Boom! Bam! Boom! Boom!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know, Hutch killed me first today, so I was just repaying the favor to you.
Is he waving?
Oh, thank you so much. Double it and give it to the next guy, Captain.
Oh, no.
No, we're not waving back here.
Well, someone was waving in front of me.
All of you, give it to me.
All of you, what?
Oh, I don't have a helmet, actually.
Shit.
Ah, that's fine.
Wait, what?
You still have a helmet, Peter?
Oh.
I brought in the second helmet.
Have you checked your backpack, helmet?
Maybe I dropped it back there and...
It's all good, I don't need a helmet, if I don't get shot in the head, I don't need it.
Exactly!
I might have built my grounds.
I did bring in two.
They might save you 10% of the time.
I'll take care of it.
Gonna walk on the outside.
On the outside, sir, by the way, this side of the wall.
I got it.
Right there down at the end, sir.
I'm pressing it down.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Keep your peepers open boys.
Keep your peepers open.
People soon
I'm not hearing nothing
This is pretty peaceful you're the birds chirping shot on your skin
It's a beautiful day
It's okay, I mean if the sun was a little brighter it'd be nice
It's a little gloomy. It's a little foggy little gloomy. No
little foggy little gloomy
You call some beautiful day. It looks like fucking scorpions about to pop out from any fucking tree and start trying to kill us
No, I this is a beautiful day. This is a beautiful day. Mr. Shabbat. Oh fuck
Look at this. We found a little camp. What I can't hear you right now
And my headphones died. I gotta switch my battery up two seconds
We probably pop into this bush. Don't talk any shit peanut. I can't fucking hear it
Behind you
That's fucking blind
I'm fine son for no reason
He's like one inch out of the extract you
I'm trying to push a man get in there son get in there. Oh, he's in there. He's just a hit in Iraq
Perfect
Time for a big Brawler man to run up on us and kill us all
You're so precious to me, Salmon.
You're so precious to me.
You just need to interact with it.
Alright, yeah.
Shit.
Take your time. Take your time.
Another 20 seconds!
Wee!
Wait!
Or...
One more 20 seconds, please.
He interacted.
Hold him.
Good work, team. Good work.
Alright, step one complete.
Step one complete. We're doing pretty good so far.
Good work.
I'll be subbed to kill Gigi.
I would never kill for subs, only...
...by accident.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I am a peanut of honor, a peanut of valor.
Step two, suit, pita. Don't worry. Summonery took care of that. We're good.
Preempt him. He's a forward thinker. Two steps at it any time.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. How many subs to accidentally kill, Genji?
Oh, we're talking now. We're talking down one
Sub hello. Good. Yeah. Oh, I can hear you now. Okay. Welcome back to Joe. Welcome back to Jim
Are you ready to go crazy? This is how it
I'm ready. I'm ready. Are you ready to go? Why?
Where we going again
Playhouse
I mean
the master plan. Don't worry. What are the chances that happen twice in a row? Slim to
none. Slim to none. Better chance of winning the lottery.
I feel us not die.
I never die.
I'm...
I'm going to kill you later.
Mmm.
500 subs to kill Genji.
What the fuck?
Oh, was that a meanie?
Yes, of course, sir. I'll be taking that
Excellent deal
Someone was saying that to him, but he was saying that to someone else actually
I like it boys don't we goofball around no goofball around it's a real serious a three kind of three rows
Wait, why was my here?
Oh fuck.
The hell?
That's not good.
We gotta move! We gotta move! We gotta move!
It probably means that other people
like all of the queues were kind of
full.
Yeah, this is like the farthest away.
Oh no, southern road is.
This was not too bad. We used one up to shoot him, yeah?
Oh yeah, just hope there's no snipers on there.
You do realize I'm bare.
Well, stop that.
So it treats you like you're
Stop that you like you're a bear. Oh fuck. I remember now. Oh, you're right. Oh my god
But what if I just go on top of that hill cuz all I do is kill three of them did about
We should go on top of move foster rock
You even see you can see rogues from your foster rock. Yeah, but they're super far
Because you're bold it or do extra
up top. Oh where? You're not up there? No. Someone's up there there. Oh. Where?
I'm dead wow
Wow
I'm peeping about peeping because there's a amigo
All clear all clear he killed me in my forearm that's cool. That's one of the vital organs are
I had him four times for over 200 damage, and I died to my forearm. I got you to buy the BT. That's so cool
Why don't I even wear armor or a helmet?
No good, but if I go to the top of the rock
I'm a chucky monkey.
I'm sure he leaves back my key for a second.
Here we go.
Alright, follow me.
I'm going to show you three road kills that we're out of here.
little people we are dead
oh there's further than I oh my god
what there is a guy screams type in
his are you next to me no I'm not
No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not.
Okay, cops.
Straight to me.
Stop, Debbie's hurt.
Oh.
He's getting away, he's getting away!
John!
I
Said we can work there's someone to the north pass move on to rock
Like where we like the rigid way we were originally looking yeah, yeah towards the roads. He seems having his dick off
He was ready in the immediate millisecond. I went to the top of that. Oh
Are you dead? Are you good? I'm good. I'm good
I'm a peeping I'm a peeping
I'll find this bastard
Take his life
Oh
Where's his food?
Hey boy where is he?
Where is he from?
Hmm
You know where you start from
I'm gonna let me shoot you one time. Oh pink when he's location
Where'd you where'd he
We were back to the left
Where the hell is this guy? This is a lose him
So what?
But you do it down with you look with his guy
Hello
I'm trying not to waste ammo so
You how you in the garbage James counts 54 set I James the cat need you to know
Genji is worth a hundred of you at this game, and I think cashews are so much better than penis. I love you though
Thank you, mr. James
Yeah, I don't know his eyes. He shot me one time and then he fucked off to nowhere. Did you have a boltie?
Maybe
He could have been he could have had I see the moment I walked up to the top of the rocky side
The literal second
You're still in the fossil I'm sure I'm a fuss rock. I'm peeping for I don't see him
This guy just had that you would see him. Do you want to see him?
There's anyone see this guy like the
Reaction rifle or whatever I think it is next to the tree. He's right there. He says
I
Do my this are you talking about the mxlr?
Let me think I was right here that he shot me immediately as soon as I stood right here. He's gotta be
Somewhere
Now this split oh
my god
I'm just gonna try to shoot the roads even with this guy look at me
Oh, see you rose you what the hell is going on
Yeah, I might have to jump your armor, so we gotta go all the way the road spot now
Oh my god!
I never die.
I never die this is my house!
Did you kill him?
Or did you pray?
Yeah, yeah, I killed him.
Why do you want that?
You didn't shoot me?
No, I turned on his ass.
No, huh? No! I turned on his ass!
That's my face, compilation!
Get out of here!
Is that you, you need to jump down?
Yeah, yeah, I'm jumping, I'm sprinting up towards you right now.
It's much, much...
I'm a little under the weather right now.
I'm not feeling my best.
You're down below?
I'm down below, I'm the one going,
I was a guy up top that I saw
No, I was like never prone like one minute a second you never
Not in the way that you describe it no
If you saw a program there that was on me would you have a yellow shirt on because I just got a yellow shirt on
Maybe that was him?
Hmm...
Maybe that was the stream time.
I bet... guys I made that stream time 100% actually.
What'd I think about it?
You probably watch it right now.
Get shit on!
You suck!
You're bad!
You're bad! You're bad!
You're bad!
I don't know why I'm doing that.
Oh, there it is.
I'm dropping Gigi's armor.
Have a job
Where I kill this guy I could take I could take
It's on the rock right there. I'm aiming
Yeah, we're always healing up right there
I use something that's not you. Oh, what are you here?
You tripping jit-dash on a stack. I'm trippin' Dennis. Dennis trippin' in.
Goofy awful.
Where we go this guy at?
Hmm, probably at the back down here.
Oh, there he is!
Here he is! Oh my god, this guy was packing. This guy was packing.
He's got a massive turn on his ass, easy.
You should have seen me.
Mr. Seven.
Boom.
Kaboom.
Three fellas came in from the back.
Bow.
I like that one.
Alright, let's try it.
I believe it.
Hard to be getting.
I believe it.
Alright, now we gotta go kill.
All right, now we gotta go kill the rugs
Pack quick magazine. There we go on
Man fuck this whole rock bro. It's a stamina sapper. It's insane
All right, we get
They got streams that are suck ass for going that way I'm gonna wear mule then
hmm you're being famished
ah that's fine I guess the first guy is Lou
I guess I can move him real quick
it's quite not worthy you'd be too heavy
you'd be too fat
I could go, let's go, yeah
I'll be more, I'll be more
get up towards the uh, the car
yeah go towards the roads
oh my god I forgot I didn't see you at the front when I was peeping off the rock so I think it was a
uh me sir oh I see one
oh oh no no no
You're nice to see you miss kid
Yeah, my guys fucking tweaking I can't say I can't all my things any he's boss
That's the stakes
He's for your armor. I have a son. Can I use my arm? He's all of it
You're so handsome mr. Summit
Okay, my friend. There you go, boss. There you go.
All right, come on, boss.
Now, pace it to me, P-R-Z.
Let me see if he's back on the gun.
Oh, he is.
Oh!
What? How's this fucker not dead?
I believe in you.
Oh, he's hiding, he's hiding, he's hiding.
Come on out.
Come on out now.
I'll just use this moment to see if he's fine to push up.
Woo-hoo!
There!
Fuck it.
What was the arm? Alright pal.
High fives.
That's a 500 views on right there buddy!
Little different.
Hmmmm...
Too fast to miss a shot.
Too fast to eat.
We need a little rowdy out here.
Locals are a little frisky around these pots.
Can I see anybody up in the towers?
Are we back in the gun?
How is it fucking dead?
You serious? You see it dead?
The hell is going on?
Get good.
There's landmines over here summit just because you know
You ain't got to worry about me you know not worry about me
That quick magazine
I can do, I can do.
Someone said peanut butter now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's a pretty good one.
I even lose a limb, I will have that gentlemen now.
And I'm in peak condition.
Let me see if I can get this one again.
What was that?
God!
Finally.
I'll compare or something on the gun.
Now see you at the front, we might be safe to go in.
Not seeing any hooligans in front of us anything changes spots last time I've done this I don't
know where they are. He's not super good. One could say.
I
Won't take her spotted yet
There's one the gun he saw the gun I'm top one took over that gun
I think that corner. I just peaked it. He's there on it that corner one the next building corner
Got you two. We are back up back up
I
The same one you sure I don't know the corner that it's looking toward us
There's a guy on that unless that guy died and just no look look at not not towards that not that building
Which one building? Well, I'm looking
You know the other building right he's on a corner gun
You can shoot your ass really easily no more to your left look exactly where I'm looking right now, okay? Oh
Oh
Let me see that corner gun up there. He was there. He's not there anymore though, but he might move back to it
Oh, okay. I'll do it. Oh, yeah
Okay, so there was a guy there now. There's done
Wow, that's incredible. Yeah, you shot it, but I swear I saw
As after I said it before you said it
I I appreciate this one guy there the entire time and you thought that I was shooting that guy the entire time
No, I'm telling you there was a guy on that gun there was I killed him
Like how long ago when I said it two seconds never like ten seconds before you said it
Before I said it. I don't know. I don't know I don't I don't I think you know other scouts or other they can go
You may have to be strength breaks. I guess what's going on here?
It's all it's not only one guy that goes on the gun the other guys can run to the gun, too
No, it's all same. Oh, yeah, over there. What was it? Did you go to the room? Yeah, I'm inside. I'm looking for some food. I
Actually found some food. Okay. I have it
No, no, bro. I'm dead. I'm hungry too. You can have it. Where you at? Thanks boys. I'm in the back. I'm in the back. I'm I'm saving I'm saving
Oh, that's one
Oh, fuck
My guy's bouncing on it
Got it. Got it. Cut the lead
We
Please bossy boss a little play
Yeah, this is dog food
The dollar can see you
You're about so we're about oh well. I got a question. I'm kind of good to go. Let's let's leave. Let's I'll leave
I'll be one of the weights
This side actually
We go we'll go back to the train or whatever
All of me
Yeah, that's a lot of fellas on this late night other than those two guys. I haven't heard shit. Oh my gosh. Did you shoot?
Do I always get on the gun?
What is he on that thing?
He won't die
Oh, is he still alive?
I think you got him.
He looks alive.
You didn't.
I think he's dead.
He looks so alive, doesn't he?
Yeah, he's dead.
Like, what the fuck, dude?
Look at that guy.
Boo!
I see half of his brain matter splat out the top of his head.
I think he's dead.
I
Good to know
He doesn't look very bad to me out I'll say that I'll say that right now. I
Concurred
Left here. Oh, yeah, I think so. Let's get a cyclist
Oh, yeah, you think they're across the way something. Yeah, this you get pretty red boxes boss
Yeah, there's nobody looking over here.
I'm on the move, I'm on the move.
Hmm.
Yeah, I think we're good.
We'll go right to the truck.
Someone said there's mines in there, but I'm not totally sure on that.
You said?
I don't think mine's that much.
What's that noise? Is that the chain pulling up?
Yeah, I think so.
You should take that? You should take that, huh?
I think we're doing it in ten minutes. I think we just take it over the road.
It's not ten minutes? Oh, ten minutes? Okay.
Alright, let's go.
Oh yeah, you want to move my back on?
No space what I have space. I have space. I have a backpack with space. Wow. What's up? You have a you have a blue backpack on
Oh, are you looking at me? Yes? I'm a pilgrim
Okay, I don't know
Asked me if I
Don't have no found
Follow me, gang, follow me, gang.
Get the blueberryberry!
I think it's purple, actually, to be honest with you.
Well, it's a blueberry, I guess.
It's kind of purpley, though, isn't it?
Hey, blueberries are kind of purple.
Hey, I guess you're having a...
It's payback time, bitch.
T7, Mrs. Nutsent.
Hey, Mr. Nut, it's my boyfriend's birthday today.
Would you be so kind as to sing him a song
song and wish him a happy birthday. His name is Allen.
Supreme Leader.
All right, I wasn't too eventful, but we survived. Got the quest done. Good work.
We got the quest done. Good work, gang.
Ex-celebrate! Ex-celebrate!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You're so close to stepping on the mines, you're lucky. These guys don't know. I know the land of those mines.
Yeah, someone has memorized those mines like the back of his car.
He knows where to go and where not to go.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes. He actually stretches so much to give the other guys a chance
Now I was something
Exactly
Nice work nice work. I got like one kill
How he goes you get you G
We're good oh
What
Study talking about oh
Yeah, you're not hey, don't worry. Did you I have all your stuff except for your armor. I had to drop it out too bad
I have that. Oh, you got the armor
So we got it
Wait, but I gotta get a stibbs case how far am I from that is that question soon?
dude? You already do that question, D?
What quest?
The one that gives you the Strip's Case.
What's the name of that?
That's a custom one where you have to go and plant in the water warehouse on that,
like the van.
The van?
Who's giving it to you?
Oh, chemical part four.
Oh, shit.
Grab him with those.
I'll leave that close to that.
I'll be on top of it soon.
It won't be my one.
What level do you need to beat my one? Maybe I have that level now.
Level 35 to buy it. My level 35 yet?
My level 35.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Good question. Let me get back to you on that. Thanks, boss. I always kind of use the 7.
Force. Force. Oh, apparently I'm level 36. I can just buy the
injection skates. I don't even need to do the quest.
I'm not totally sure on that.
I don't think my games do it too good.
I've not seen a lot of progress being made in the loading category.
I've not seen a ton of progress in the loading category.
you
I
Have you got shotgun that's a full shit full shit around for me. Oh, yeah, of course of course of course
Of course, of course
of course. So, I don't have any
shotguns, man. Let me take a
little bit here. Let me see
what I can bust her up. Let
me see what I can do. Actually,
yo, check it. I got a better
idea. I'm gonna go. Remember
that little stupid MP5 I had
earlier? We're making fun of me
about it. I'm gonna bring that
guy. You sure I get you a
shotgun, boss? You know what?
And I don't care what you
All right, so you're not bringing my stuff in. Oh, yeah, God me
My hand. Oh, you know, I got you. I got you. I'll be gone
It's gonna find it
You know, I said he got around here somewhere
You know what just keep it
All right, that's very nice to you
Here's something something
All right now we line
But it but out
I'm good to go good to go my little fucking MP phones ready to fucking rack
Yeah, I got advice you guys. I need to be something even a crash
Now trust you load up his cheats here though
Yeah, oh there is wait. Here we go. All right
Wait, did you guys want to go on food man? I'm not gonna lie. I might have to take a trip to the fucking interwebs interchanged. I mean
You're changing through change. I need your stuff
Get you guys in here. There you go. Hop on it boy. Stop it. It's fine
This update will come back. I will hopefully I hope so. I
Hope so. I hope I play this goes crazy
Your Bob
Mmm. I had to buy crackers from therapists. That's where we're at. That's where we're at.
Oh, yeah, you're on flea yet.
You did flea with like two guys on iceberg. You should have just let you kill like two guys.
Probably, what do I need? Level 15 just to probably get like food from flea. No problem. So I see two levels.
Is it 20? 15, right?
So the total number of XP you need is 156,000. How much you got now?
116, so any 40. Yeah, only 40. That's easy. That's just like the starting room of the icebreaker
That's not the start. I keep my stuff. Don't bring it in
What you don't want your loot?
Just keep it. Yeah
Some fanny is chatting real and true real and true real and true
You can see that too much an arc. They are quite a number of gentlemen who liked it
Children's to be not from the mom's basement
That is true. That is true, but luckily usually they suck ass
so not super crazy problem when they got the hacks that's when you're in
trouble
there's still six people in factory oh I think it's nine I could be wrong
word three so that means ten I think it's time to you have to five man's fun
hmm things have changed on factory was this a 10 is a 10 oh let's all run
I'm sorry.
He's
a crazy
Go right through the offices for the juices and for the juices
Oh my god
Hurry up with it, kind of.
I got all day.
Oh my god, there's a huge man with a flashlight down the hallway.
Like the hallway where you do the electric shit?
Stay back, demon!
Oh my god, he's going to kill me!
He's dead
So it weren't city
I'm sorry
And I was tough these was
Now we're cooking boys. Now we're cooking
Got a bomb on the drive.
Oh my god, there's a handsome man on that way, he'll get down.
There's no way.
Oh, he's in there.
I see him.
Fuck you, good sir.
Fuck you.
Yeah!
You want to miss how you want to miss
I spent by an uncle to rampage you should change
Oh, we just go into mine.
Huh?
I was gonna say you have to have this, 7. We're good.
Where'd he go?
He's gone.
Good work!
You were doing great!
Through the offices!
A-
Ah!
to our left. Push up, push up, push up. Oh, I see, I hear you. I hear you. I hear
you. I hear you. I hear you. Oh, one of the right. Oh, my God. You're in the offices.
Oh my god, I'm out of stamina, let me help!
You're in the offices?
I'm on the way to the offices, get you out of the way!
You're in? You're in? Can I shoot the hallway?
No, no, you can't shoot the hallway! You can't dodge the hallway, this is me!
I'm here, that's me, it's me.
Take a look right there, take a look right there!
I'll kill him. Are you sure it's there? Chigillas?
Chigillas there, Chigillas there.
Not a Chigillas down!
Good shots.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
Oh
So much still over that side there's so much still over there
Yeah
You guys see me
We'll repeat up
We're just yeah, I'm all the way down here still I
Killed more things over here. Yeah, you're so a fella over that way
You talk seven yeah, this way that's actually yeah, it's worth getting here. I was like something
Well, I got this on a second
We're ever down here you're gonna die
I
Would write the gate zero
I just walked out of offices in the back door
You stand up top you go downstairs. I'm on first floor
Yeah, I'm gonna step top. Is that one give you help
history drug
Yeah, we'll love you.
Come on out, Mr. Silly! Come on out!
Don't make this onto the dance to me! Come on out now!
Oh, she's out there!
You always sure you heard us out over there?
I'm sure.
Does she right here sprinting?
No, she's past me.
Here below?
Mr. Grenade!
Mmm, I'm looking over...
Oh, Grenade, just...
Almost killed me? You f**ked?
That's why it's called a Mr. Grenade.
Yeah, I know what's gonna kill you, Doc.
No, I f**king hate you.
Mr. Grenade!
Oh, God.
Wait, is that you shooting over here?
3
That's me
This is nice, oh my god
This is nice
I think we bought a 1 boys
What's the rest?
Wait, this guy got killed by Thomas Sidman
We killed Thomas Sidman yet?
It's a player man
Really?
Oh go go go go!
I'm coming boss, I'm coming!
come on, loot crate, loot crate
gotcha
blue crate, what's your name?
you hear that dead body that's like you have to loot that's like hunched over in that little thing
what's your type?
let's go ahead Johnny, shoot legs
dead?
that's it?
he's dead
oh what?
I killed him
oh he's got the dead second
That guy knows style. That guy knows fashion.
I got some cool stuff. Honestly, I got a kid I would bring to the ice maker. That's pretty good.
Yeah, where's my uh, my kit? Um, I guess I don't need to fix my lines when I step south.
Oh my god!
Oh, so there's barbed wire right here.
Catch up over black legs.
Will kill?
Or will it kill me?
I just killed the guy that killed peanut.
And lapping.
I thought that was something.
I was going to throw that flask grenade at him.
excellent rain
I know I killed the guy that killed you
nice frontier 4th thing
I have some pretty cool stuff you guys want
got the cool ones I got
headlap, headlap, headlap
who the fuck is some of the dog going to do right now
what?
You guys die yeah, do you die you gotta be off of this planet right now dog?
I'm gonna miss I've been here. You mom like 45 seconds
What are you talking about God?
Wait, I know that where's to gills helmet. I said bitch. We're going to get a world would it be
You didn't looted off of them you looted to gila
now
What you have his armor, where's his helmet it's hard to go
I hate you so fucking much. It's crazy
Right I'm a stick illa don't worry. I think it's your not much you anything up here right you're blowing right
I'm tired fuck. I can much leave. I'm gonna burger and I'm going to bed. I'm getting the burger and I'm going to bed
Okay, I'm getting off boys
So it's pretty
Maybe
You can't get off to we escaped. Oh, oh my god, you're so right. All right. See you later guys
Hey
I'm getting up
Get up
I'm getting up
Get up
You're not everyone good night gang. Have a good one. Wait. I think by the way
I might I'm there's a chance 50-50 that I get on twice tomorrow
I may do a double stream. I'm not certain. I'm not certain
There's just like League of Legends thing at like 2 p.m. I think I may be a part of I may not be I might do a double
Stream on what could be a double stream. Don't know yet. I'll keep you posted. I'll keep you posted in the discord
Oh shit, we're gonna do the Xbox game fast
I fucking read about that right now. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah
Xbox game fest in the PC game fest
I have a list of down for me actually hold on wait
Yeah, I don't think I'm in that League of Legends there, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I don't think I am.
It should be the Archiebush, Archiebush.
Now where are those...
Is that a whole thing? Hold on, give me one second.
Hmm...
I have a list.
A list of all the games...
Well, I had my boys put together a list of all the games...
That would be like, our type of games.
From the Xbox Live Game Fest, and then the PC Game Fest.
Hmm...
It's around here somewhere.
What is it?
Oh, there it is!
Okay, all right, okay.
Let's see here.
Let me take a beat. Let me take a little beat here.
Little beat, little beat.
I got like, probably like 20 games.
20 games. Do you guys watch this by the way? I was I don't watch I know it's on Sunday
First I heard of it was today the Xbox game. This is a PC game. I
First one's Gears of War either. Oh fuck. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I take it slow
Wait, hold on. Let me find the buttons to control these two zeros. I still have those
What buttons control these two zeros?
What's that one?
It's one of these! Give me a second!
So one of these buttons controls the two zeros on the screen! Hold on!
One of these buttons!
Somewhere around here!
is this one I don't know what the fuck that is what is what okay all right okay
I
That one
It's not that one. It's not that one. That's for sure. I
She did me to play that. I thought that was a folder. I thought I was thinking on a folder
I'm not even joking. I thought I was cooking on a folder it even had the folder logo on it
I don't know why I put a photo log on
Oh, yeah, I don't know where the fucking is. I don't know where it is
Why is there a time rob I scream?
What? What did I fucking hit over here? What am I pressing?
Where did I even get that diamond from?
What is this?
I don't know where that diamond came from!
Yeah, I figured out how to pause it.
Oh, there we go. Okay, I don't know how to do it.
Fuck it, they're staying zeroes.
Whatever, they're staying zeroes, they're staying zeroes.
alright, first one is Gears of War
Gears of War
we just stick to the movie
you always have jobbies
They make weapons? They fucking talk, Marcus.
Fucking hell!
Look out!
Oh, shit!
The warriors for the weapons went to be used.
We good? Sergeant Phoenix?
Guess we're back to it.
Pour out! Pour out! Pour out!
Pour out.
Did that wrecked out his function bow?
Let me try something
Nice
So what now Marcus? We saved everyone we can.
Alright, not gonna lie you boys, that shit looks fire.
Not gonna lie you boys, boys, I used to play Gensokyo back in the day, that shit looks fire.
That, you want, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna rate, I'm gonna rate it on
peanut excitement levels. Hey, it's an Xbox exclusive, that's fine, I'm an Xbox.
I am an Xbox, I'm an Xbox. I'm ready on peanut excitement level.
excitement level mmm wait that's gonna be a catchy name so give me a catchy name
give me a catchy name seven peanuts so like it was like it's on PC oh good
okay thank God I was kind of bluffing with that whole Xbox thing I've got what
I'm not trying to play on that shit.
Oh, um, peter erection beat here.
I'm giving that one, I'm not going to lie,
once I'm pretty damn excited for that one.
I'm giving that one a solid six out of eight
on excitement level, excitement level, easily, easily.
Six out of eight, easily, absolutely easily.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Next one is the Halo Campaign Evolved.
T.P. or T.P.?
Move it out.
He's already looking around.
Now move it out! Double time!
We were losing the war, pushed to the edge of extinction by an alien alliance bent on
our eradication.
The Covenant.
So we made a bet.
And trusted everything we had left to one soldier.
Those of us who managed to escape...
...found something.
That thing have moved spent on.
It wasn't refuge.
It was something ancient.
Oh my god, boys, yeah, cookin', yeah, cookin' with the graphics, oh my god.
They are cookin' with these robbers, boys.
They're dangerous.
The Covenant followed us here.
If they claim this place, humanity doesn't survive.
That's not going to happen.
You are more than your armor.
More than your mission.
and more than they can handle.
They believe they can break us.
They believe the fight ends here.
They're wrong.
Oh my god, that is easily a 13 out of 15 in my book, in excitement level, in excitement
level, that is an easy 13 out of 15, I'm not even joking, holy shit, oh my goodness, oh
my god, I'm, we're playing that, we're playing that right there, 100, 100%, 100%, 100%, oh,
That's it guys. I'm tiny boys. Yeah, I'm gonna come I'm gonna come
And the next one is Metro 2039 had to reveal I don't that is
Oh everything's breaking hold on hold on everything breaking don't need to worry
They call him... Fuhrer.
But that is not your name.
Your name...
...is Hunter.
But as Barton, you were a legend.
You stood for something.
But where are the Spartans now?
To protect the Metro.
From you.
You, from Mr. Brighter Future.
For our people.
Now, the Noray spreads tyranny.
In your name.
You swore to cross the enemy, to face them, head on, and guide the Metro to the light.
But darkness consumes you.
He's crazy.
Look at Plague.
He meets you.
You're with it.
He's getting what he's trying to hold.
Oh my goodness.
I never even seen what this is.
I'm with this guy.
I mean, he's the person that I hear in Metro.
Don't shoot deeper.
Be wise.
You're lies, I'm now hunter.
That legendary Spartan is gone.
Turn to ash.
I won't stop.
Until the future burns with him.
What is that? A sequel or something? Is that a...
What's your sequel here?
Fourth game?
What are the other games? What are the other games called? What are the other games called?
What are the other games called for this one?
Metro 1, 2, 3. Oh, that makes sense.
Oh. Boys, I have never seen any of the Metro games. That should look crazy.
That is easily and I'm saying this easily massive three out of four on Peter the excitement levels massive
Three out of four. I give it three out of four peanuts and excitement three out of four peanuts excitement easily
Easily. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
My god guys only said by the way, this is the first time I'm looking at this list
Why I glanced over earlier. Hi my boys. We put together this game boys. I played number two this shit is fire
I'm telling you already, this shit's gonna be fine. Let me hold up, let me hold up, let me hold up.
State of Decay 3.
I don't know if you guys have played that game, but it's like a...
It's like an open-world zombie that we like, build a base and shit or whatever the fuck.
You get like cars and all that stuff.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We're playing this 100%. We're playing this on stream.
Shhh.
Oh, he's hot.
Hmm.
It seemed to, it seemed to get to his place, it seemed to get to his place.
My friends and I used to argue about what ended the world.
A weapon, a virus, something worth.
It started in quiet towns, empty roads, places the world forgot.
The world has become more dangerous than ever.
The dead aren't just wandering anymore, they hunt.
In the end, it doesn't matter what you believe.
What matters is that the dead come through the dark.
So do we.
I
Remember my it was first person third person see we get to it
We just keep all the person
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, even if you're not a fan of third party games, 100%
I would say this, 100%.
Stage 2 was a crazy time.
Stage 2 was an incredible time.
Solid, solid 16 out of 19 on the peanut excitement scale.
Solid, I can give it 100% solid 16 out of 19 on the peanut excitement scale.
1000%, 1000%, 1000%, 1000%.
What is do the dark ages?
Yeah, this one here we go
It's breaking perfect
The council has chosen, beneath this chamber, will be your tomb.
This is an add-on?
This place is your pain given shape, it holds many secrets, only a cleansed soul may leave.
I am not your enemy, I am your way around.
With a slayer gone, have you not found peace?
The jinx. They have great sleep.
Now the war is over.
Hmm. Hmm.
The slayer is alive, we're going to fight him.
Are you guys selecting DLC out of the tent?
What game is that DLC for?
Is it the one we played?
Doom Dark Ages?
Oh yeah, that's the one we played, right?
I'm not going to lie to you boys, I'm not going to lie to you, that was the first DOOM game I ever played, for those of you that haven't played DOOM, you're going to sweat your dick off the entire time.
I couldn't even look and chat, if you look away for half a second, some fat bitch sits on you and explodes, it is crazy.
Honestly boys, not usually my type of game, but I enjoy DOOM the Dark Ages and that's Silent Fire.
That is a solid 12 out of 14 in pre-dex excitement levels.
No, you know what?
11 out of 13, 100%, 100% in peanut excitement levels.
100%, 100%.
Sea of Thieves, why am I even watching this
when I can't even play this yet?
I can't even play this yet.
I just get DDoS online.
On the Sea of Thieves, there have been plenty of grand adventures, but what if you could
make your own Sea of Thieves experience?
With our new free update, Custom Seas, you can!
Let me explain.
Well that kinda sounds great.
New ways to play.
Robo Royale! We're small but bloodthirsty crews, jukitite! Enough furious battle to
the death! Just remember to watch out for explosive barrels!
Oh, I'm sure they're fine. Or skeleton snake punt, where the sharpest shitter with the
highest score wins! Or maybe you just want to spawn this! And these! And what it goes!
And absolutely lords of these and well you get the idea
You can create a
With enhanced camera tools you can show romance
Action or
Or maybe just show the world from a whole new perspective
Or you can even just create a place to hide
Literally if you want or you could come together
Is that for you or maybe you want somewhere you can just kick back and relax
Whatever your pirate
Keys to the seas
There's a whole new really because that's all the problem. I need you that's how I solve the problem
I've died in and unleash your creativity
The tools are now in your hands. What you do with them is up to you
This was trying not to wreck the place
Who's that pretty sure we can play without getting DDoS now, can't we?
What's that not what that means?
Oh, they're being for you?
No, they didn't!
No, I wouldn't help with that!
No, I think it would!
I think you would play like hosts on your own server like you would like a daisy server
something, right?
I think so!
You know like a rush server!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We also I'm gonna give that a shot if it's protection against peanuts stuff. It's really fun
solid
42 out of 51, I mean easily I know you guys were all thinking that at the same time with me
Easily easily 42 out of 51 on the Peter's excitement levels easily easily hundred percent easily
easily easily
I
next one is...
Now Junior, you take it.
Coach, you should run the Customized with Liberty Mutual and save hundreds play.
That's not a play.
Okay, okay, but you could-
Sorry.
This is what is crazy taxi world tour.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
I don't know what this is.
We'll see this for the first time together.
It's a classic.
There's arcade games.
Some of that war, some of that war
Now that it's done, it's been gone and changed
So some of the revenue can't be what you said
You tried to eat no more
Every thing I said I'll be the same
But I don't know what's now better than trying
Back out, no more, back out, your giants
And I can't be the same
I don't know what that is.
You know what a classic game, you know what like, they got a mini clip?
Does that look like a, like a remake of a mini clip game?
Mmm.
Oh.
PS2?
I see, I don't know what the hell was going on, but I might give it a shot.
solid 25 out of 29 25 out of 29 on the peanut excitement level 25 out of 29
easily easily easily easily easily 25 out of 29 no doubt right there no doubt
right there 100% 150% that was it from the Xbox games live show this is the PC
gaming live show now take a little ppm this one star seeker as for the year
Expedizer Edge.
Well, I don't know if this is either.
Hey!
Hello!
You're all having a great time at the PC Gaming Show.
As captain of the PSS Starseeker, trust me when I say, this crew is ready for anything.
Here's a look at what's waiting for you when the game drops June 11th.
Wishlist it now and prepare for launch.
This is a french slot game?
This is like a french slot game like the polka game scene?
Like the poker game scene?
This is really good extension to that.
Oh, like some darting, huh?
I'll just have some of this.
How does it...
I'll just have some of this.
A little advanced friend slot game.
I will give that one...
We'll give that one an 81 out of 111.
I think that's fair.
Would you guys think of that, too?
Would you guys think of that as well?
81 out of 111, I'm pretty sure.
I think that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, 100%.
That's fair, that's fair.
I think I'd have to know a little bit more to really get going there.
So maybe try it out, maybe try it out a little bit, try it out a little bit, 81 out of 111,
I guess we're gonna leave the peanut excitement levels on that one
Six out of forty two. No, no, no, no guys. I'm T
81 out of hundred levels where that is. Mmm. Very fair. Very fair. Very fair. Very fair
Are the next one's called void breaker
Recalibration update which this is nothing
Maybe she's gonna hear me. She's gonna hear which ZB no void breaking. You guys have a break it
You said you were but in space?
The
I think that's that looked a lot like doom but it but it's
space so I'm probably gonna give it a similar rating to outside air with the
doom with the doom with doom you know what let's give that one on the penis
type of level because I'm not gonna lie to you I I already do was not already
like a genre of game that is a type of game that I play I but do kind of
Weaseled his way in because I like I think it's really well made
I'm gonna give that one reason was the wrong way what I meant to say is that's not my genre of game
But I like no that's what I'm gonna say
Let's give that one
on the music excitement levels
Let's do um
37
37 out of 56.
Nothing too crazy, but nothing too low.
You're talking about 37 out of 56.
Well, I have to play it to really know.
I have to play it to really know.
37 out of 56, fair?
Well, yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
100%, I think that's fair.
I think that's fair.
Next one is Impulse.
Impulse Gameplay Trailer.
Let's see what's going on right here.
This digital calendar, lightning my mental love, makes it work every penny.
I wasn't fully convinced this Starlight calendar...
Bye.
You gotta bust the ball!
What the fuck is going on in here?
You gotta bust the ball!
Tutorial VA got the juice, I want the doom
What the f*** I want to doom?
It used to be, used to be a cheese shot
It's still a cheese shot, bust a move or get it
Yes, yes you can get it, feel like a coolie, they can win
Surrender crowd, no life is crazy, but you still
Still bust it down, the frame seems upbeat
We now, now, you gotta bust a move
I
Was I I don't know what's going on
I thought that game is ever the craziest skill gap there's gonna be people with less bitches than zero playing that that's like a mix of the finals
Titanfall and
Cock-a-doodie block cocks 3
Oh
Have you seen that one have you seen that one? Have you seen that?
Thanks attention. Our suppose I would have to I have to play it to no more
That's another one of those games. I'm I can't really be like oh, I don't know if I want to play sir
I might take a peep. I might take a peep. I might take a peep. I might take a peep
I might to be let's give that one. I mean, I think it's fair to put
That one in the 62 out of 94 category 6294 on the purely excitement level for short
62 of 94 on the purely excitement level right there.
You think it's 70 out of 94?
I could raise you ah.
I'd go 65 out of 94, 65 out of 94.
that's why I gotta beat ya.
That's where you're gonna have to meet me then.
You have to meet me there.
You're gonna have to meet me there.
You're gonna have to meet me there, I'm just going to say 65 out of 94 the purely
excitement level mm-hmm mm-hmm uh oh I think what's called or my ties
the ritual an attempt to part the veil between I don't hold on where's it
We break the pact.
Now we pay the price.
Third person doom?
What am I supposed to do with three doom games out here?
This is it, warrior.
I'm supposed to dance, Steve.
All right, all right, give it up for that person, dude, all right, let's do that.
something that looked like a little something something nothing too crazy but I might give it a shot that looks like a game
I might give a shot that's pretty cool. I'm gonna give that one a hundred and fourteen out of a hundred and fifty eight
Easily easily and I know you guys are back to be able that guys
I know that's back to be a hundred fourteen out of a hundred fifty eight on the period excitement level easily easily on the
The PNIC excitement level, that's a fair score.
That is a fair score.
That might be so much.
I don't know, I'm pretty interested.
I'm pretty interested.
I think this one's Valheim 1 and Deep North Reveal.
I see a couple of you guys with some Valheim.
I've never played it before.
I don't know.
Let's take a peek.
I heard you guys ask for Valheim level 4.
See what's going on.
Already I kind of like something about that first seed I kind of like it. Oh my god. I'm like to get even more
But you build a system of game
Oh my goodness this actually
Okay, this guy looks fine
Nice, nice, nice.
Why did you tell me you'd not have looked like that?
That shit looks crazy.
That is easily a 210 out of 217 on the PDX excitement level.
Easily 210 out of 217.
I think we all can say that's a favorite segment on the PDX
excitement level.
That's high.
That looked cool.
That's high. That looked cool. That looked cool right there. That looked cool right there.
That looked cool right there. That looked cool. I'll give that 211 out of 217 easily.
Easily. Oh, this one's p.o. dot and dot. Okay, I have no idea. I don't know. We're
First time together again
I'm already lucky I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not very lucky
I'm actually, I'm, it's kind of like this.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I literally got no explanation
what that game is about at all and I'm fucking in. I'm fucking in. I'm fucking in. I'm in.
I'm in. We're playing that on stream. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in 100%. I'm
I'm giving that one. I'm giving that one P o and I'm giving that one easily. I mean
There's not even even think about guys. There's not even anything to think about
72 out of 78 on the peanut excitement scale
Easily and that's solid. There's no moving that needle. There's no moving that needle. That's that needle is there
It's set in stone. It is set in stone. It's set in stone right there easily easily
Easily, easily.
All right, now this one's from the state of play.
That was all the PC gaming ones.
This one's from the state of play.
This was actually not on Sunday.
There's like three of them.
Oh, yeah, actually, I've kind of already seen,
yeah, I've already seen these when we did the steam one,
or whatever we watched the other day.
Yeah, we've already seen this.
Now we can watch it again, whatever.
We can watch it again.
Oh wait, was that the hat?
Oh that was the hat.
That was the hat from today.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
That was the hat.
Two video boys.
white here to be a video unit.
She's dead? No. No.
I think my favorite is the Diplodot.
Okay.
Okay, uh, uh, uh, okay.
Okay.
I don't know if I can check this.
Quetzals aren't aggressive actually that seems to make sense. I learned that in art
I want that in our surrounding always the choice but those are not aggressive
Guys i'm not gonna lie to you that type of game
In
co-op format
Would be higher on the penis excitement level. It is still pretty high
It's still decently high on the penis excitement level, but I think that's a solo game
And you're talking about I'd say I'd say oh that's a tough one that's a tough one
what is it on the Peter the Excitement level what is it I'm gonna have to give
that 41 out of 61 41 no no no that's not that's not fair 41 out of 57 41 out of
57 41 out of 57 I am gonna give that one a 41 out of 57 on the PDX level now
of course I would start to play it to know what if it's good or not I'm just
I'm telling you based off the video I just saw here.
41 out of 57 on the Peter DeXamble level.
Could be, could be because I'm right, could be because I'm wrong.
Could be just the video, who knows?
Who knows, who knows, who knows, who knows, who knows?
Might give it a shot, might not give it a shot, who knows?
All right, this one's called stuntman Hollywood.
All right, hold up, is it?
Sounds kind of bussing.
This one sounds kind of bussing.
Another Clancy?
I
Think we got yep role play back
I like the look of the cars, I like that it was action packed, I don't really know what
the objective of the game is, but you know, I mean, I can see me maybe taking a quick
pee, quick pee, quick pee never hurt anyone. Quick pee never hurt, never hurt anyone, never
hurt anyone. I'm going to give that one. I'm going to give that one a solid 52 out of 69
on the Peter's excitement level. I think that's exactly where exactly the right Peter's excitement
level on on that one out of that 15269 on the beating so you know I'm saying you
have said that's what I'm thinking that's what I'm thinking but the last one
well the last one we've already seen two I'll just play it though I'll just play
it but whoever was here the other day we've already seen this this is grounded
to which I've already told you what I think about this was I already told you
I think this is fine. I think this is fine. I love this game.
Welcome to Brocolo Park.
It's okay, they're not actually monsters. We're just... you're a lot smaller now.
You're looking at a living fossil.
of
the
for a survival epic 65 millimeters in the making.
Clever girl.
What the hell did we get ourselves into?
Yeah boys, I'm ready to do this one. I'm ready to do this one. That game's fire. Grounded
ones fire, this game's fire, both are fire. Easily on the P and excitement levels. That's
gonna be, that's gonna be a 312 out of 325. I mean, easily. I mean, you know what I'm
talking about? You know what I'm talking about? That's, guys, I know for people that haven't
played this game before, you'll be like, no, P didn't know. I'm telling you boys, all
All you have to do is try it.
I said the same, when I saw it,
I think I passed Grounded 1 on the Steam list
like 10 times before I downloaded it.
I was like, that shit looks dumb.
I played it, it's funnest fuck, I'm not lying.
I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
I'm not lying to you.
312 out of 325, or whatever the fuck I just said.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, or whatever the fuck I just said.
All right, that was the last, wait, was that the last one?
Hey, hold up.
Mmm, I think I was a yeah, we're not such one. Oh
War dogs we're not just another list. They played at the they played at the Xbox live game show the PC game show that the
Please look at war dogs. I'll take a peep. I'll take a peep. Yeah, I've been seeing some people talk about that
I mean since you peed up how about that? Let me see. Let me type in a war dogs
trailer
The gameplay trailer official gameplay trailer or announcement trailer
Which one? Which one? Those all kind of sound the same actually.
Overview Tr- Oh here it is! PC Game & Show! This is from the PC Game & Show right here!
Why the fuck is this not on my list?
Here we go, right for the PC Game & Show! Here we go!
War Dogs is a tactical all-out warfare FPS, where 100 players split across three teams
three teams bite over one control zone to earn themselves cash.
What makes War Dogs unique is this underlying assistant economy.
Every life you spend in-game cash building your own custom mode out,
purchasing whatever equipment you want to suit your play style.
You then earn cash by performing any team play action in the zone,
such as spying and killing enemies,
reviving and healing teammates, driving or piloting friends to the control zone, or building
bases and even resupplying and selling items to other players.
Anything that helps your team win earns you cash, with profits from every game banked
into your account to spend in your next match or next time you play.
Investing in better equipment is risky, but the right choice at the right time can yield
massive returns.
With this unique cash system, 100 players fighting for three teams, destruction, base building,
playstyle freedom, with unlimited squad sizes and proximity chat.
War Dogs is a new twist on the FPS genre made for people like us who are tired of seeing
triple A battle royale and...
Wait, the base building just sent it home.
The base building just sent it home.
It just sent it home.
Instead, it's a grounded hardcore shooter that doesn't forget it's a game.
We want to make a play with FPS players to get what we're trying to do.
I mean, come on.
Wardogs is coming to early access later this year, and we're opening our closed pre-out for testing to new players this month, which you can sign up for right now.
This is the new face of tactical all-out warfare.
This is Wardogs.
Shit looks fire, what can I say? Shit looks fucking fire. Shit looks fucking fire. What can I fucking say?
Shit looks fire, shit looks fire, what can I say?
Shit looks fire!
What can I say?
Prox hat, face building, what can I say?
Easily, I'm gonna give it a solid,
415 out of 431 on the period of excitement scale, easily.
I mean, that is right there in the money,
right there in the money, right there in the money, right there.
415 out of 431 on the pd excitement layer scale easily
easily easily easily easily easily easily easily easily easily easily easily
easily mw4 dmz
So it's bad, but buddy are you fucking?
You do basic math chief
415 out of 431 you dumb bitch.
Now honestly, I kind of want to see that
butler with their 4DMZ trailer too.
You guys have been talking a lot about that too.
MW4DMZ.
Are you trying to feed your dog better
but stuck between overpriced fresh food
and low quality give off.
Hi, I'm Daniel.
Finally, we got to see some gameplay of DMZ
in Modern Warfare 4.
I have to say on first impressions,
I'm liking what I'm seeing so far.
And based off a massive blog that they dropped
in a 45 minute podcast.
Wait, when am I watching?
There's plenty of new stuff in here.
Oh, wait, this is, wait, sorry,
wrong video, wrong, sorry,
that thing, that's 18 minutes long.
My bad, my bad, sorry.
So I don't know what that was.
Sorry, might be, might be, my bad.
Oh, here we go, call to me by order for trailer.
Here it is. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Yes, sir. Coconut!
Not this one? Wait, did I get wrong?
Did I get wrong? Wait, wait, wait.
Over for DMZ trailer. That's why I entered it into the YouTube.
I don't think they have a trailer.
I think I see it.
I got it.
I can't believe it.
I don't know that.
This is like all the set of black vials carrying bounty and tele-high-value targets.
We'll keep the vials, all of them engaged in ED.
We'll keep that in contact.
EDT being in the area.
EDT's one, two, and two.
Jeez, this is huge.
We've got to get out of here.
That's where you're going to be achievement.
And you're gonna head downstairs real quick.
See if there's any weapons to kill in or out.
Now let's hang it.
It's not over here.
I'm gonna be fine. It's only gonna take two years. I don't really want to give Todd credit, but I'm like
He's down let's go help him
I'm going to get his ass up here copy where we had on the Intel
Oh, shit.
It's not an HVT.
On you.
Shit.
Fringe, beta, Tom.
You're an idiot.
It's a fucking trailer.
What do you want them to do?
Did that sound?
You know what?
I
What's up
Fuck
I've seen him shoot like 74 to hit 4.
Oh, hell yeah.
I kind of wish they showed us the inventory.
What the inventory looks like.
I kind of wish they could see that.
That's kind of magic.
And they showed us that.
I kind of wanted to see that.
This is the death steal week.
You're so stupid, go!
Go!
You're so stupid, go!
Don't you have any rights?
They're picking up the old man.
He wants to get you, too!
I'm inside.
You're after the roof right now.
Copy.
Let's have a medical.
Oh, thank you.
Show me the amortoise glade!
I want to see the amortoise glade.
Hey, Locke, are you downstairs?
Thank you, sir.
Don't worry, we're on the roof.
Oh, shit.
No!
This guy is actually fucking super bad.
In the last four minutes, this guy's been shot like 19 times and just got rocking it.
guys guys I'm just gonna I'm gonna preferences with I already know that if
I say anything good at all about Call of Duty it's gonna be a hashtag add all
up in the fucking chat I'm just gonna tell you what I honestly think I think
look cool I'm gonna try it I'm gonna try it now I think I think that Call of Duty
can make anything look good because I've seen colleges before where I go oh my
god it looks crazy and the end up not being so crazy but I'm trying that I'm
gonna try that oh yeah put your hashtag ads in the chat fuck you guys fuck you
put your hashtag ads in the chat I'm trying that it look cool and then and if
you did if you say it didn't then you're fucking lying now while I say do we know
that there's a kind of a trend of cod kind of making shit look cool when it's
Not that cool?
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
I'll tell you, I'll do it with y'all now, but yeah.
I might even be the game changer, but blah, blah, blah.
I would assume it probably would be.
But that looked cool, I'm trying that.
That looked cool.
I'm gonna try it.
Fuck you guys.
Also, I don't think Call of Duty would probably have a spot
to me with all the Call of Duty jokes I've made
over the years, so.
Kind of, it defeats your ass, tag-ad.
It defeats it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, I'm good now.
I'm not gonna lie to you boys, I'll tell you.
I said this the other day, I said this the other day,
I'll say it again.
Every game that all these streamers are playing right now
are like 10 years old or more.
We're playing, we're seeing so much CS2,
we're seeing so much Tarkov.
All the games we're playing right now,
what are the other games?
Like what are the major games?
GTA V, I suppose, but that doesn't really count.
That's always a big game.
All the major games right now are like 10 plus years old.
It's about Apex.
I mean, well, they're great games.
They're gonna be wrong.
Daisy, Rust, they're great games.
They're gonna be wrong.
I'm gonna be like, oh, don't play them.
But all the games we're seeing everybody play right now
are like 10 plus years old boys.
R6 Seeds, I'm excited.
I want something new to fucking to sweep us.
I want it.
I want something new to sweep us.
I do.
I'm hopeful.
I'm hopeful that something new fucking sweeps us.
Mm, mm, mm.
These old games are great, but we would,
I mean, we played CS2 last week.
I think it's from like 1999.
Mm, mm, yeah, I saw a lot of potential.
I saw a lot of potential in these games.
I saw a lot of potential.
I'm fucking excited, boys.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm excited.
I'm tired of shit, so I'm gonna get off,
But I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I think we got some shit.
I think we got some good shit coming up.
Hashtag Fanta.
They didn't make that shit any more.
I think I've seen a Fanta in a while.
Did they still make Fanta?
They do?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
All the rappers, they rap about it.
Would you double cup or whatever the fuck?
Mmm hmm mmm mmm.
Oh.
Mmm, all right, goodnight everybody.
What a 보여드� yes it is.
I'm tired as a bitch, I'm getting the burger
and then I'm going to bed.
I'm getting the burger and then I'm going to bed.
Goodnight everybody, goodnight gang.
I have a good one, Goodnight everybody,
goodnight gang, have a good night.
Goodnight boys, have a good night now, have a good night.
Good night!
I'm going to go get chocolate milk and eat the package and make it!