you
You
I don't make the money about my life
this was the music oh there it is
How are you bugl spiders?
We're going to find testicle and torture terms in Tuesday gentlemen
Oh
Married
It is a beautiful day.
I'm not muted.
I can see right there in the little blue fuck yourself.
Now gentlemen, gentlemen, I didn't finish.
How are you boggling to another fine, dead, stickler Tuesday, gentlemen?
Mmm
Esticular torsion from France incoming. I don't even know what that means
Echo so much lag muted hurricanes. You're pregnant
Honey you should say that
Bundy you should say that
As I have a big announcement
I have a big announcement gentlemen very big very very large very big very large humongous
massive huge massive huge humongous massive massive huge humongous big big massive let me grab
something really quickly hold on one moment gentlemen I must I must head
over here for just a second I must head over here for just a second one moment
gentlemen one moment
you were right all along I was pregnant I was pregnant you were right all
All along, gentlemen, you are right, all along.
I was pregnant, you got me, you got me.
That's, this is my baby right here.
I've been drinking too many boo-doos during the pregnancy.
But this is my baby right here.
This is my baby right here.
Here it is, right here.
Here it is right here, boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There it is.
Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, gentlemen. Yes, massive announcement
No one knows this yet. Not not one person on planet earth knows what I'm about to say right now
Not one person not one person on the entire entirety of planet earth knows what I'm about to say
We are in fortnight gentlemen, we are in fortnight
specifically this little guy specifically this little guy right here we
are in fortnight gentlemen yes we are that's right that's right no it doesn't
look like a rotisserie chicken it's we are at fortnight we are at fortnight
but it's like hodds oh alright okay thank you guys thank you gentlemen thank
you gentlemen yes I think what's his name oh fuck I didn't really think that
It just so happens to be 31.3 gigabytes, so I'm trying to buy as much time as I can while
that downloads.
But then you don't notice that I'm just kind of buying time right now.
It's got about five gigabytes left, about five gigabytes left, but hold on, got to give
it a second.
Hold on now, hold up, wait a minute, hold up, wait a minute.
Can people find it yet?
I don't know.
I don't know, I'll tell you what, I'm going to play tomorrow.
No, no Thursday, and I'm gonna try to find it. I'm gonna try to find it on Thursday, but I heard it super rare
I had it like super duper rare in the game. I don't know though. Is that true?
Nobody has found it yet
What nobody's
Where is fuck must be rare as fuck
1.2 for 2 4% drop chance wait yes point zero zero one percent drop chance well
that's a little bit that's a little lower wait guys is anyone found it same
same one if you found it and two if you have not found it or see if anybody's
found it I'm getting quite a few double ones listen listen there one guy me
Mr. One guy I see I see I saw like eight ones. Oh, oh now she's like 15 ones
The Seabirds are you lying you fit me? Are you?
He said heresy
Fuck you fuck you
Okay, I think I would try to find out there's a we're gonna find out Thursday. No need to worry boys. Oh
Oh my god the download just finished and it told me that my disk is full
That my hard drive is full
Yeah
guys
Guys, oh my god guys. Sorry. Sorry everyone. Hold on. Oh my god
There's no way I have to read download all of that there is actually
No fucking way that's what's going on right now. Hold on wait a minute. Oopsie poopsies
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute now. Hold on
Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. Sub me right. Sub me hold up
Wait a minute. Sub me right. Hold up
Wait a minute
Sub me right. Let me see how much that that does
Okay, I deleted my downloads folder that gave me about 30 gigabytes. That's looking pretty good
That's looking pretty good. What if I do?
But what if I go to Steve and uninstall a game hold on one moment one moment one moment hold on what?
One moment boys one moment one moment be one quick thing here one moment one moment hold on one
But give me one quick second here boys one quick second here
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Mmm.
Oh, there we go.
That should be it.
That should be it right there.
All right, there we go.
Okay, now I have 90 gigabytes.
All right, okay, I'm all good.
I'm all good.
Okay, all right.
Do I have to, oh yeah, do I have to redownload it?
Are you serious?
Please God, tell me how to redownload this.
Please, for the love of everything, holy,
tell me how to redownload this 30 gigabyte thing.
Oh my God!
I do.
I have to be down. Okay. All right. Well, well
Well, there's a video that's supposed to I suppose I was hoping to play when I revealed the new
fortnight sprite, but
11
11. Oh, you know what here boys boys. What we've been telling just like 11 minutes
It's we it's like 11 minutes. We're joined up with the gang by the way boys tomorrow
I'm thinking about playing that new mecha chameleon game. I'm telling you I know that sounds like it's fucking dumb
But looking up on steam. It's a fire game
I'd even play that tomorrow and then Thursday we're doing the fortnight thing Friday
I'm gonna try to do the out-and-ring night raid and then Saturday
I've been trying to get the Halo custom games, but I'm not gonna lie to you the Halo custom games is not looking good
I've already had like three guys tell me they have some made-up thing that they have to do that day
It's all bullshit. It's all garbage. They're liars liars. I asked coconut. He can't come. I asked double left
He's got some made-up thing. I've Nick Merck's hasn't responded. It's not looking good. It's not looking good
We'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we will see we will see we will see your kid is hungry
Now he's fine. Look at him. Look at a cheese
He'll take your soul
But he's not hungry, but he's but he's he's not hungry. He may take your soul, but he's not hungry. He's fine
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's good to go. He's good to go
Oh, mr. Berks is on vacation in Italy. Oh
What a pussy all right
All right, let me join the game. Let me join the game. Let me join up on the game
Hello everybody
Did he die?
Yeah!
How are you boys doing?
Good!
You scared me a little bit.
I forgot I was in here.
I wanted to show...
Did you guys see that I was pregnant?
Oh, congratulations!
Yes, I did! I did! Congratulations!
Thank you.
Little P.
Did the baby come out fat too?
No, he's not fat.
Oh, he's he's beautiful. He's all the way that he ripped his cervix. I don't
Got one of those you got a 12 centimeters
Beautiful to me. Did your shell crack an open?
I'll have you know maybe a little bit more special than you you something he's something he's
He's got that thousand yards there.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking while pregnant.
Yeah, I don't do it.
That's what, yeah, that'll do it.
It helps dilapidate.
Tolerate.
That's true.
How much time do I have you taking the past nine months,
Peanut?
I've been doubting Tylenol by the handful.
Don't you worry.
All right, okay, well I gotta wait,
I was gonna show off a video along with it,
but I accidentally downloaded it and it's 30 gigabytes
and my SSD was full, so I had to re-download it.
So, mm, yeah, perfect, perfect.
So I think we gotta run a quick raid,
then I show the video, then we're good to go.
Okay?
That's a good view boys.
I'm like a ploy, yeah.
By the way, Gigi, you were right.
When I restarted my game, I got a new BTR quest.
I had to go to Woods Planet Market,
go transit the lighthouse,
I'm not gonna lie out. Oh my god. I have to go to wood strands it to really I have to go to wood strands it and launch a
Signal flare
I'll be made diamond zero we've been digging around this entire time. Don't worry. I'll let's ride
Hop in boys hop on in you are mr. Goopa Troopa
You have a 37 you got a cookie you got a cookie
Well you guys were having fun and enjoying yourself and I wasn't I
By the way, I just want to stress how little money means in this game if you don't have well for trainers
I'm wearing a fucking packer right now
Baby, I'm here. Take a peep. Take a peep.
Take a peep.
My sherpa. Oh, I never mind.
You don't need to be like that.
Oh, my God.
It's ugly. My baby is not ugly.
My baby is not ugly.
That is very weird to say.
Oh, I did too much talent.
All right, I'm speaking funny, don't you?
Speaking funny.
He's just like the other kids.
All right.
He's just like the other kids.
Yeah, he has that.
Mmmm...
Oh...
Does the baby talk?
Oh, thank you!
Let's see.
You're welcome.
You're such a good man.
I fucking hate that officer.
Officer, guy!
Fucking hate that officer, guy!
I fucking hate that guy!
He's a piece of shit!
Oh.
Oh, my God, he does talk!
I used his first words!
What?
Wait, was that his first words?
Wait, what's his second words?
Fuck officer, I fucking hate that guy!
Oh, my God, he's a piece of shit!
Fuck that guy.
Oh, my God!
Wait!
Oh, my first words, first words!
Hold on, wait a second!
This is a big moment!
This is a huge moment! This is a huge moment!
I got my markers. I got my markers. My baby just said his first words. I'll have you know. Okay?
Did he say you're ugly and fat?
We didn't say I was ugly and fat, Genji. He said fuck off, so I hate that guy.
Oh, Daddy, you're fat!
You think you're funny, don't you? You're a funny guy.
Get in here! I'm trying to get this glass done!
I was ready. Take your time. Take your time.
Okay, good. Take your time. Hey, no worries. No worries. Hop in here.
It's like now or tomorrow or next week, whatever you feel most comfortable.
Thank you.
Guys, next person to save my baby looks like a rotisserie chicken.
I'm fucking burning to the shoulder.
It looks like a burden nugget Oh listen to them, oh listen to the baby,
oh listen to the baby.
You're smashing his face into the steering wheel of your go kart.
Well it was only built for one.
It's extra support.
It was only built for one.
Alright, we gotta kind of fit in here, we gotta kind of fit in here.
This is a work in progress, alright?
Squeeze on it, squeeze on it, squeeze on it, do you find it?
Nugget is asking why why is my dad a peanut? I like nothing like he's a peanut too. He's just
Got a little numb arms if you're his dad. Oh, oh man. It's the pool boys, baby. Oh, no, that's so awkward
Fuck you guys fuck you guys my baby is cool
Who you been sleeping with my baby is cool. My baby is cool
Is it you and Rhonda's baby? No, it's not me and Rhonda's baby
Peanuts procreate
Embedexterously or whatever
They procreate with their left and right hand exactly whatever it's called you know what I mean by my sound
my my my toes it's like a sad asexually asexually asexual reproduction foul
asexual how does that work I fuck myself
I'm pregnant I'm not pregnant and but sexually thank you Joe's right thank you
thank you thank you oh thank you see my new baby then you see my new baby he's
cool. Very cool. I'm gonna I'm gonna read so many mommy and me books. This my kid is gonna excel.
My kid is gonna excel. He's gonna be top of his class.
He looks like it.
Now let's ride.
You
you guys ready for a great raid? I'm ready for a great raid.
What are we doing here? Get off the gun.
You think your kid young how to shoot? That's crazy.
He's just a lot kid.
Just ignore the war crimes that your father commits today son, alright?
Why is he not walking anymore? Why is he not responding?
He's just taking a nap son. He's just taking a nap. Don't worry about it.
taking a little nap. He's sleeping. He's sleeping. He's sleeping. Also, by the way, where do I plant
this egg? Yes. We have to go over to Owlskirt's. It's Owlskirt. Mark the transit to Lighthouse
with the MS2000 marker. Is that right? That's right. Yeah, we have to go to Owlskirt's. Remember
where we were going? Why does it recall my baby ugly? Why is it my baby? Why does it recall my
maybe ugly guys he's not ugly he's not ugly he's cool teach him how to blink
yeah he's don't worry he doesn't need that teachers he doesn't need that he
doesn't need to blink he doesn't need to blink
who empty to do those of them I would you say what you do that's good over at
outskirts where we took summit last night to go to the lighthouse oh yeah oh
yeah that bag that's where he killed Joe did that's where he killed me
everybody's calling my baby ugly my baby's ugly
Oh
Stop it stop you call my baby on me
Your kid, huh, you told him you can't blink he has to take notes as much as much as
Don't blink while I murder these people
Don't miss a beat
Light word no reaction light word zero reaction
watch this he's he's he we're going in we're going in he's gonna witness this
he's cool it's cool this is his first life legend let's sit up son
push it here boy sit up there's people out here that don't care if they live or die
we're gonna kill or be killed boy doggy dog world son
Got birthed a baby for beds
Was close that was heavy help
So is that with you with the token the baby for bed the baby for beds
That's after you feed your baby. They got a bird
Yeah, yeah
Our souls
like it souls in a mean window or two
hopefully though it has paid off the BTR no it just fun
I'll be gay, I'll be boy
oh I just put you shimajii
I'm pretty sure he's a hundred percent spawn right now
Really? Wait, why?
I don't know, just an event, I guess.
An event?
A guy that went on top of Ravskies?
Yeah, I think there's a few events going on right now.
Are you gaslighting us, NG? What's wrong with your baby?
What's wrong with Nutt's baby? What the hell?
I just got that right when you were injured.
What the hell was-
He fed him an idea of Tylenol.
What the hell?
Guys, there's nothing wrong with him!
He's just like all the other kids!
Bunch of flu shots.
He's cool. He's very cool.
Is it dead? No, it's not dead!
Just relax, you guys.
Where do I-
Oh, I can't-
Yeah, do my hair.
I don't know.
Do I do my flare at transit?
Where do I put my marker at?
All the way back here in the right corner
Launch a flare at the woods transit
Guys movie is five you just want didn't come along it's a it's a father and be work day
You want to come along and see me kill some people simple as that?
Your little bird chicken nugget
Hey, what do I do it? I don't know
Back over here
Where do I play my marker
Gigi I need to play my marker
You play my marker Gigi. Oh, I thought it did you without your hop
Okay, wait
Watch the yellow marker and then watch it or what? I don't know
Oh, Mr.. Doppelstain, I'm open to this one good man. Good. I'm bad
Then we trans it and then you do it, okay
As he doesn't have to do alcohol syndrome either he's fine. He's
He's fine.
Are we transiting?
Yeah, let's ride.
Okay.
All right, come on, son.
Son, we're going over to lighthouse.
Come on.
There's not enough people to murder here.
Oh my God, I want to shoot my one flare right now, so bad.
Oh.
See that, son?
You see that?
Gotta keep your soldiers in line.
Gotta keep them in check.
Yeah, you don't keep them in check, they'll be a mutiny.
Don't worry, you little burnt nugget.
I'll take care of you.
Antigingy is here to save you
and teach you all the good ways.
Don't listen to your dad.
Antigingy fucking sucks.
I'll protect you son, don't worry.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
The John's the slow one.
He's the slow one.
I'm the John Gungler.
Oh yeah.
The rest of us.
You see, yeah, you gotta speak to a nice and slow one.
Right?
God that John you're doing great. You're very brave. You're very brave.
Thank you.
Let's go your little nugget. The best sauces.
Mmm. Mmm.
Maybe he looks tired. No, he had 12 hours of sleep. 12 hours of sleep.
He's ready for the day. He's ready for the day. Very ready.
Um.
Little pee-beating. Yes, little pee-beating. He's fine. He's fine.
He's doing just fine down here. Look at that. See easy peasy easy bees. He's right here next to the next pop pop
He's doing good
You look starving he's not starving
He's fat as shit. He's he's he had twice the amount of food today that he's in him
No, he's not big. Oh
My gosh, we didn't spawn over there. How do you know? Oh
Where is peanut at? Oh?
Oh, hey in good news if we went 10 feet more that way we would be as far as possible away
We just spawned at the worst spawn
For I had to shit yes for you. I had to do nothing yet. I'm gonna go get killed. Hold on me a little beer on the way
Dude, well, Lee your kid is making your computer extra slow
I
Yeah, we just confused because there's two people coming in two peanuts coming into the rain
By the way, we need to kill someone I impact armor, I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
Two peons is a lot to compute that's right. Yeah, my game will put me in there. Just keep saying away in server response
How's going on? I think you should restart your game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, fine. I have bought you right before this.
I'm tired. My goodness. It was delicious though. I had that yum yum sauce. Ooh.
I love yum yum sauce. I put the sushi in the same bag as the steak, so the sushi got hot as fuck.
Yeah, I put it in the fridge right here.
Things aren't going good over here.
Oh, things aren't going good.
Oh, it disconnected me.
JG, JG, JG, JG disconnected me.
Well, it disconnected me.
I'll be waiting.
I won't be.
Where are you?
Are you I started running or back you don't really know where we're going to be
I'll be there just about me a little bit of company actually if we okay, are you on the left side or the right side left?
Hmm. I think if we if I keep running towards you
It's just my child
It's my son.
He's not done, pal.
Can you pull up your streaming?
Yes.
Why aren't you?
Three people have asked me.
What's the name of your child, Lupe?
Lupe!
Can you do it?
I'm just a little slow.
They're impatient.
One of them's frickin' honey.
Lupe out the purse.
He's kidding.
No, he's out the purse.
He's just relaxing.
And Lupe relaxes.
Lupe relaxes and society goes wild.
Oh, four.
Ah, he's fine.
Lupe's doing fine.
Yeah, you do it.
He's doing fine
I'm still on again. I'm having a great time so far
I like the part where we ran across the map and then and then and then my game crashed and then we got it
I'm back in I'm back in where you guys out
Where'd you spawn? Oh, you're right and my right a spot of the tunnel where you guys had
Yeah, we're near the beach across the street. Oh
Oh, I come under new B.
Oh my god, I'm getting shot at.
What?
So we're trying to kill me a new P.
John.
What?
Are you shooting at peanut?
No screen peeking.
Oh my god.
Fuck yourself.
Baby on board, pal.
Baby on board.
That's why I will.
Yeah, that's metagaming.
I thought we were going to be in front of you.
Where you guys at? Where you guys at?
On the beach.
Oh, I see I see ya.
Where do I put this CG?
We have to go literally all the way over.
Oh, perfect.
What a sweet trait.
What a sweet delight.
Follow me, gay.
I'm gonna get there though. Oh, no, I have to do that. You have to kill 30 rogues
No, I would kill 30 rogues. No, you gotta do it again. What? No, he doesn't what yeah
What do you mean? I didn't have to I'm just being silly goofy. Oh my god. You're so silly and goofy
What what's going on
I
See what that scared me
Why did that actually scare me dude? I did good thinking putting the level three helmet on that way if they're using
their bullets or a turkey base turtle bounce off
Good thinking John good thinking I
Come on gang
Yeah, people to be people places to see
People talk through basically
shit kids and then we are always
geared
yeah, josh poor
he's really weird because you bring him stuff
no, that's not true, i've been running icebreaker
i'll try to back on
actually he does have my gun
no, this is my gun
this is my gun
i'm self sufficient
no, remember?
actually the last time you said i had a shit gun
it was this gun
this is the exact one
follow me gage, follow me boy
that's my gun that i died with
and i told you to keep
there's still four
We wish we go to the left side boys
Yeah, yeah, we can okay, okay
All right, there's PPA boy one shot the rose
What's you?
Like it hurt
My back was into that one
Follow me like I
I sneezed yesterday and my shoulder hurt from it breastfeed your baby, sir. No, he's on the
He's a formula, baby
20 minutes of walking to see it shot
What's your smooth smooth smooth coachy days I go up
keep your peepers open boys keep your peepers open kill it
every night every morning dream
watch me we drink get pretty lucky we haven't really seen many bad guys yet
wish you didn't say that no no don't don't turn into Jinxie now buddy Jinxing is not real
It was treated by crazy ladies with moon rocks back to the 1650s
My god now, huh? My good now my my god. Oh wait, he's right there. Oh my god
No one
Yeah, it was a road
No, we'll be fine. Come on little peak. Come on.
Me little people front the charge here. You guys stay back. I've got level six armor plus a baby
Dude the people asking to kill you for gifted I'm just gonna do it for free relax, you know what I mean?
Yeah, tell them tell them
holy shit holy crap that's get the shit out of me did you do that he
immediately have a plan what I did you do all the work I will not use my baby
as cannon fodder buddy get out there and tell him we work plan to test
I might have killed him. I got shot one shot that I backed up. I don't know
I get him
No way you guys are fine. I'm fine. We're getting shot
I'm scared
Make room to the big way I killed the player you're fine
Okay, okay
Okay, look you okay
How's it close one thing? I'm sorry. I was just watching peanuts
Wags get turned into soup play
We're fine we're fine
Wait, John, can you check if that person is the one that I killed?
Yeah.
Let me kill this guy on the gun real quick.
He's not on the gun, I'd check.
Oh, okay.
Oh, let baby Peanuts maybe like this, please.
Let me show a baby Peanut, look at him, look at him, little Peanut, look at him.
That's what a bench looks like.
And we're gonna drive.
What's pussy?
Let's drive!
What?
Oh, man.
Now, where do I park this thing, Jiggy?
We have to just keep going all the way straight back to the left of that.
We're busting a move.
No one's on that gun either?
We're good?
Yeah, I checked it.
I didn't see any.
You didn't check it.
Ziya, Liya, pants on fire.
Your pantalones are on flames.
What did you do to you?
I was asking John if he said I killed him.
Well, I don't know if John understood the joke, Dad.
He's kind of slow.
Oh, no, no, yeah, you did, you did.
Okay, nice.
I thought you heard me, sorry.
Follow me, Greg, follow me, Greg.
Make it die.
Yeah, don't, whenever you talk to John a little,
he don't look him in the eyes, it'll make him feral.
He just got a Pokemon addiction.
I'm gonna teach your little nugget how to Pokemon, huh?
Yeah, uh, yeah.
But he may be he may be something but he
I
Don't see anyone on any of the guns
My stash in CS goes worth many many dollars
Where's all the people on this I put on that gun either
here many there's no one here how did you eat that like those landmines like
nothing I've built different little key of your clothes with the blast must be the
pack of armor little peas blown to smithereens you just dangling okay
okay all this is a dead scav out here to eat that's not surprising I think
people spawned over here and that's why we didn't get the spawn
What would they be at?
All of you boys, all of you boys
He's dead, he's not dead!
OP is fine!
OP is, is, is, is, is flourishing, is flourishing
Delivered as bats life, he's living like Larry
Peanut organs everywhere
What is wrong with you?
Where do I plant these jigs? Yeah, I need to plant these jigs.
Back at this extract?
Are you sure?
There's a little bee hat changed too, though.
A little bee's hat changed that one.
He only likes that one.
I tried giving him other hats, but he isn't like any of the other hats.
He's not drooling, he's thinking, he's thinking, all right, you can see him, he's deep in thought
right now, very deep in thought, right here, so I just go back, well you died, so I don't
know what to tell you, but also, hold on, wait, is he's gonna complete this first one
right here. Wait, wait, wait, I did, I did the task now. Now I, now we have to go talk
to the BKR driver, right? I think. Let me check.
You should have to, but.
So I talking to prapper. Go visit prapper. That's what mine was.
Hold on now.
They're like unfreezing all of them.
But hold on. Nothing. I don't see them anywhere. The question is completely gone. It's just
God they scared me again it's just God
oh my gosh that's it I'm taking my egg
on the next person I see
where's the quest on
you
Like video, no, it's a video like at the three letters at a dot com, oh, video land, that's
where it is.
Video land, video land dot org, there it is.
Okay, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Give me a second, give me a second.
I didn't think they'd sit me, I didn't think they,
I didn't, I didn't, wait, hold on.
Okay, there's two, oh wait, okay, there we go.
All right, got it.
Installing it, installing it.
Hold on, one, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook, boys.
Let me cook, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,
let me cook, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook.
Oh, there it is, okay, I've got it now,
and I'm gonna try to play the video through that.
Hmm open with oh if you don't see media play on this you go down here. Oh
Shit it worked away
It's extremely laggy what what is this?
What what is this?
Nice, it's lagging, it's lagging, it's dick off!
What is going on?
What is happening?
What is going, what is happening?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Hey guys, what's that thing that you type into Windows at the bottom and you, and then
and you can change what graphics card the thing uses.
What's that called?
Wait, I think it's just,
oh yeah, use that with graphics, I'm an idiot.
VLC, we changed that to, oh, there it is, there it is.
I mean, that's why it's not looking good.
It says, let Windows decide power saving.
I mean, that's why it's not going good.
Hold on, wait a minute, a tip number four,
a tip number four, here it is.
That didn't work either, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, this has got to be a billion pixels
by a billion pixels.
They have saved me the most high death video
I have ever played in my entire life.
This is a 42K video right here.
All right, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go into my video editing software
and I'm going to put this in there
and I'm going to downsize it.
I'm going to downsize it.
Hold on, wait a second, change.
All right, here we go.
I'm re-rendering it.
deliver I'm a fortnight re-render there we go all right this is we're going to
1080 we're going to 1080 I don't know what they're doing I don't know what
video this is one second one moment
shit my man my man good lad you do good a lad you know thanks mr. Blaine free
You my boy, it's very copy big miss because I know you excited. I know you said I'm just trying to figure it out here
Wait, I re-registered it. I have the
you
I'm back to the action and motion a little bit of motion God forbid Peter get a little
motion.
Oh, where's my gang at?
I'm back.
It took so long.
I was your MP3.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it was fantastic.
I had to re-render the entire video in a video player.
They genuinely sent me a fucking 16K video or something.
I have no idea what that was.
I sent you a fucking movie, dude.
Yeah, it actually was really cool.
I really like how they put that together.
That was actually really cool.
I like that.
That was really cool.
Hmm.
Oh.
Well, John is in a raid.
I died because it was a cheater.
A raid!
We can play more talk on.
Thanks for dying, Gigi.
Thank you so much.
I'm dying to a hundred-hour player.
That was just every-
He's just the next landmark.
He's just a prodigy.
You got to be a big-
That's what he's like.
Why would we play Fortnite on Thursday
where I will be getting it?
It's not so much better.
I will be getting that stride.
I don't care how rare it is, we're getting it.
Leave me alone.
I have a family.
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, that was actually so fucking cool.
The voice line, the robot.
That's angry.
The way it looks, honestly guys,
it looks way better in the game.
It looks way better in the game than it's still in it.
I like that.
That was cool.
Which is huge.
Like so much better.
It's so much better.
Wait, do I have to go talk to the driver now?
He's trying to talk to the driver now?
Yeah.
You should have to yeah. Oh, yeah, it says return to the beach yard. That's what he says
Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah time to ask some driver about the easier way to the ice maker boom
almost done
Boom boom boom. Where else is the beach yard in streets? I should let's go streets. Let's spice it up. You down
I'm down I normally go streets for the beach yard
Okay
What is the sprites eyes so red like it's gasping for air
Fuck you, you're just jealous of my baby. You just tell us how cool my baby is
My baby was cool and you're jealous buddy
My baby is cool. He's not gas. He's not gasping for air. He's not gasping for air. He's chillaxing
All right, you never see the peanuts relax before you never see the peanuts relax before a peanut relaxes and society goes back
He's relaxing buddy. He's to laxing of until Viper
Wait, I can trans out. I already use my flair die John die. I raise it
I'll find it
I
Wait, who's the father pee me you dumb bitch?
What?
You can invite me now, right? Oh, he's probably someone cool. I had to guess what
Whoever she kicked oh
Oh, we gotta go right here. I'm changing that hubby the hub box. Yeah, it fucks me, huh?
I was like
The walls right was you but I didn't I'd set in and I'm like, oh my god. Oh wait, we should wait for John
He's only nothing but just fucking sit on a couch and do crack. Oh
My god
Oh
Hmm. Hmm. Don't listen son.
Yeah, don't listen. Crack is not as it's.
OK, we'll give you some crack.
Not that cool.
No, we're not giving my baby crack.
John, build his tolerance.
Now, let me do Pete.
Don't listen to John.
All right.
Well, it's anything you says.
Unless you said smoking in your house is cool.
That's things inside.
Yeah, things inside.
That part's real.
That part's real and true.
That part is real.
Can't smoke though the 18 like 16 those things and I had it for 18
I just realized wait if you could get you drinking Britain at like 16, then what age can you smoke?
Is it like fucking 11?
Off rip off rip my arms fine
Other tobacco companies spawn camping the babies. Yes
Wait, it's for you to be wait. Hold on. You'd be older to smoke than drink in Britain. You serious
Hey, you know, I haven't heard one person say the UK, you know, they're doing that the right way
Yeah, does that make sense? Well, I guess it kind of makes sense. I don't know. Um
What smoking is probably worse than drinking puts others in danger and sit them just you I mean
You're the one it that way too
It's like an eight-year-old drinking that guy's probably fucking driving cuz that guy he doesn't he's immature
He's boy. Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Question that guy fucks like I just not fuck guys Joey does not it's bad
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna invite
Gingy should we oh?
one
good on
Readjusted and set up my night. Oh my god. I want you to feel pain. I want you to feel suffering
Nothing makes me happier than you suffering
Once you know that I'll give the game all the yeah
Yeah. Wait, do you have my ammo? Yes, Shinji. I have a bunch of rounds that there's a lot
of them. There's more than four.
Okay, I'm going.
Okay, is banning smoking for kids board after 2009?
Well, he's just been smoking for kids in general.
Probably.
I say, I say, I should be smoking cigarettes in the first place.
All right.
Okay.
Big big I know very brave 11
Yeah, mm-hmm. That's right
At least if it is at least if you smoke at least do it in your living room. That's the best
Sponsor to smoke cigarettes
And baby peanut smoking and it's not inside
Inside it was inside though. No, no, no, no inside. Wait, can you sit up for a sec?
little. All right. He's beeping. He's beeping. You see him a little more.
You got him?
What? He's got arms. He's got arms. You only see one of them. I think what happens?
But what? Does he reach a certain age and they just fall off?
They were sitting back into the body around the age of 12. Oh no.
By that's when he can have his first cigarette
Stop trying to get my baby cigarettes done
This guy keep trying to get my baby's cigarettes what the hell is going on right here, baby needs a damn new port
Better be a mouthful red
cable crush
I'm 41 years old. I've been smoking since 14 drinking since nine. I am a
It's like that one guy keeping your chance, like I don't even have sex with one girl at
the time, only three or four.
SEMA SEMA.
Now let's ride!
Sorry little P. Sometimes we get that wrong and then they all, they all, they're mad at
us.
Sorry!
Don't get angry at me down there, P.
Any moment now, any moment now, because I said, oh.
I
Where's the beach yarrad
BTR don't spawn for like ten minutes
Plants on fire
Sit in the hotel and wait for it. Did you move your ammo into my inventory? Oh
I'm just
Oh, oh, what was that?
Oh, got him.
Heskey little bugger.
Don't worry boys, I protected the team.
I'm the alpha, I'm the leader, I'm the one to trust.
We're wolves!
We own the night!
I'm not a bumper. I'm a rum bum bum. Honestly, what? Speaking of wolves?
I'm really impressed that your little peanut thing picks up your eyes and lips through a furry suit.
I've got two wolves inside of me, John, and they're fucking
They're fucking John. I can't stop it
I hate that I'm hesitant to do some things
a word word word word word understandable I'm a great day I'm a great
day understandable I'm a great day
the beach are upstairs the beach are some stairs there is here it there's the
driver can do you how are you if anyone's in here you're a bitch you're a
bitch and I hate you
Did you where'd you go?
Did she's gone down the road dead that you have to forget about her you have to let her go oh, I see you guys
It also helps that you died before shooting the bullet.
You should do this.
Guys, where's the BTR at, you dig?
You gotta go get it, guys.
Hey, guys, what if we go kill Calante and his goonies?
Yeah.
We could.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go kill him.
Let's go beat that shit out of him.
I
Don't be gay
Ponte is an up dumb people how how would you know that?
Yeah, yeah, you look like an idiot right now pal
No, don't you look
Wrong he's up. You know what I bet you feet fixes
He's gonna be right here 100% right here
Watch this John call it David Goonies are right here 150% huh?
Move the doors already open
I'm dead. I just died to a pistol dude. Um at the hotel
Well, no time to check for call a day and just see if I might or if that guy's right
so we gotta go back to come on I literally follow me boys wait where's the
VTR squad wait he's naked what oh no oh my god wait peanut what oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god he's massive he's massive he's massive
he's huge he's huge he's massive because he's wearing all the ginsh stuff he's
massive he's massive he's massive! fuck you whoever you are fuck you! we're coming up
doing a beach or ass! that's our friend stuff you bitch! that's our friend stuff!
They're running for a wrath like a thousand lions!
Yeah, yeah! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You ready for this, Quensy? You ain't ready for this, bitch!
Oh yeah!
Is that a grenade?
I died so one shot of my head
I have a Nicky suspicion of course, of course, of course, alright pal, you're lucky my friend
sucks in this game, you're not gonna have the same luck with me, bitch boy.
You're a sissy, boy.
You got soft hands, brother.
You got soft hands.
Why not?
Get out of here.
You got soft hands, brother.
You got soft hands.
That all you got?
That all you got, bitch boy?
You got soft hands, brother.
Soft hands.
When I get over there, let me tell you what I'mma do to you.
Let me tell you what I'mma do to you, you're a sissy boy.
You're a sissy boy, that's all you are.
You're a sissy boy.
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on out, Mr. Silly.
Don't make this honor that it has to be.
Come on now.
Oh my.
Come on out now, Mr. Silly.
You don't wanna make this honor that it has to be.
Come on, come on.
Come on now!
Oh!
Okay, lock it, lock it, lock it.
You ain't got nothing.
You won't pick me!
You don't have the cone, Ace.
You won't do it! You won't do it!
You're not going to beat me, you'll have the stones.
You missed.
Ah! Yeah! Yeah!
You won't do that again!
What is this guy doing? What is he plotting?
What the hell is this guy doing?
Listen up you poop bucket stop whatever all that is get over here
What are you doing over there?
What's he paid him was he paid it was he pardoned? Oh
My goodness there's so much delicious loot over here. They got this no one here to stop me from taking it
Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh my. Oh my God. It's so delicious. Oh my goodness. It'd be a real shame if
someone that wasn't a bitch would push me and stop me from taking all this loot. Oh my goodness.
Oh, so, oh, 25 round. Those go for about 75k. Oh, 50m 62. Wow. Oh, thank God there's no one
here to stop me. Hey God, there's no one here to stop me. Oh, thank God. Oh, switching sides,
grabbing some more goop. No one's here to stop me, it looks like. Oh, oh, so delicious. Oh,
my goodness, this is so much. Oh, all right. Well, I got all the loot. I'll see you later now. Have a
Have a good one.
Shhhhhh.
We all can do it.
This is poopfucker. What's he doing?
Hey, I'm actually gonna leave pal. We find it not
He's got a pussy. You see this you see this
That's kind of fucked up. I don't know guys. I don't know. I don't know. It's 12
12, 12 out of 31, I don't want to take that.
It's gotta poo, that's gotta poo.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Alright see you later now, have a good one!
Fuck yourself, die!
What?
I'm head on out guys, I'm head on out.
Buzz was too scared, you were afraid for the fight.
Oh sissy boy, sissy boy.
Oh, sushi boy.
You got your armor?
That's okay, it's pooped.
It's pooped armor.
It's pooped diarrhea.
It's only level two, guys.
Only level two.
It's a packer.
Nobody wants that.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
John, I show you armor.
Enjoy it.
Thanks.
There's an enemy!
Watch out!
where's the car at? Where's the car at?
It normally starts at like over by the hotel. That's why I dance at the hotel.
Where else could it be?
could be a crane the crane the crane be the crane be the crane all of you boys
we're going to the crane this aim sucks tonight guys I'm telling you it's that
Hibachi I had right before I was bouncing off the walls and then it was
I had that Hibachi I feel fucking great like I'm
I've been out for two days straight.
Feels fucking weird. You didn't poison me.
Oh my god!
Thank god this guy's terrible. Holy shit, I can look at that.
Thank you for being terrible, sir!
Sir?
Come on down, sir. I have to give you proper thanks for being...
...toddy rehabbed this game!
Hey, hey, John, what type of guy did you die to?
What?
John?
I'm looking.
Uh, and not by 19, BPP, PPP.
Okay, I was thinking this was an STM.
This fucking stream side put his dick up.
Oh my God.
This guy, that's what I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking. He's using an STM. STM, 9x9 team.
He's shooting time is tick. He's shooting time is tick off.
Oh my goodness, he's following us. It was the same guy, the same guy.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Did you see that? Did you just see that?
We're crazy, we're crazy!
My god, oh my god, do we I just hit that we're just hit that
Oh
You just see that you see that shot
Oh my god awesome. Oh my god
I think there's a guy though. Can you check what was your name? What was your name? Oh
It's gone this does steep elite underscore TV sound familiar
No, okay, okay, that's what I think. I don't think this is the guy
He's I still think it's an STM gentleman
Yes, it was yes, it was and I'm gonna get it corrected that was him that was him
Yes, this will be an STM. I never mind. I he's dead. Good work. He's been like
Now let's
My god by the way out boys
Stand fast stand fast
Maybe generating oh
Tangoes down yonder
I
Tango's down bar and looking good looking good looking good
I
Gigi Gigi the beat yards I eat. Oh my god. Oh
The BTR is there he's out here. I'm another guy's student at me
Oh, where'd that come from? Where'd that come from? Where'd that come from? Get out of here! Get out! Go away! No one wants you here! Where'd that come from? Where'd that come from?
I can bar the snipers, really?
Oh, I couldn't have been.
No.
Wait, I should use the sniper across the street.
Maybe that's him.
I'm...leaving.
I don't think I can find anyone.
I'm just gonna go right to the exit if I see the beach yard then good if I don't
would just good battle. The world keep me boys waitin.
Quick nap, quick rest. There's three guards on command's roof.
No I think that was the sniper, the sniper scav over on the other side of
command's place. What do you think little P? What do you think?
John's a bitch
I'm talking about the situation in here to the P. Yeah, John's a pussy. No, the P. No, I'm talking about like who's not guys
I don't have time for this in a piece of that little peanut
Little piece cool little piece cool, but I'm right through the uprights 30 yards out
Shit
We'll share we'll share
I don't have collage good. I've got crotch site too good over there
If anyone's in here if you kill me you'll get aids and go to hell does FYI
I
Think rest we got
I
Was looking pretty good. I'll be on 20 seconds. We're good boys. Thank you. We're good. Yeah, I didn't see I didn't even see the beach
You're not done time. There's sometimes a not sponges you something
We'll see the beach are not one beyond a different part of the map
25% gaming 75% waiting for peanut. Oh, I see so whatever I did like oh this whole thing
It's just watching Genki for that when I'm alive
I'm
You can fuck yourself John
That scared the shit out of me
This recovery from being scared has ever seen.
No!
It won't get unrecognized in about half a second in!
I've heard that down before.
Good work out there, boy! Good work!
Alright boys, we did good.
We did good.
We made out of dud anything that we should have to do, and 366% of the team died.
Nothing
Accomplished literally nothing. That's okay. That's okay because we are determined. We have the heart of a lion
Hey, John, do you want your um?
Do you want your trooper back? You can have it you broke bitch
Are you sure because you can have it? I'll give it back. You have it you you
No, John, I'm gonna back. Did you want your trooper?
No, you can have it.
I'll give it to you. I'll give you your trooper back.
All right, I'll buy it. Sure.
NOOOOOOO!
Get your own pussy. This one's mine.
I'm gonna rip it off your cold dead corpse.
Let's ride!
Oh, what's that little pee?
John's a fat bitch. He's ugly. What? Hey, I hope he's having a way better time over with me
Well, if you was really gonna be dead right now, so says you he's with me right now. Oh pee
Yeah, little piece right here, buddy. Well, he's right here. He's not. No, he's not. What are you talking about?
What's going on over there? I'm maybe sitting what's going on? Let me see what's going on up there
Let me see what's going on over there. Let me see what's going on. What's going on? What's happening?
Don't give my baby voodoo ranger and his cigarette. He's not ready
You gotta listen to what he's not ready for the voodoo ranger and his cigarette, John
He's not giving voodoo ranger and his cigarette
You don't know that. I'm gonna do it
I cannot believe that I could not believe that I
Cannot believe you guys I cannot believe you what is wrong with you?
That's it you've lost visitation rights
You've lost visitation rights you've lost him you've lost him you've lost him
I
Need some beef
That better been a fucking bottle red
He might be he might be hitting the lean here soon, I don't know where you're not do not hit do not hit the lean
My baby
All right, Lockett, we're going in.
It was a new Port 100?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Virginia Slim.
You know, I see how it's like key chain.
It's like a metal plate.
This is Virginia Slim on it.
It's actually sweet fuck.
It was hell.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what that's.
I'm going to show them some NASCAR.
I don't want him hearing those words yet.
Where are we going?
We're going right here.
Do you guys see it?
I probably do.
Oh, Mr. Quiet.
That's what good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Uh-oh.
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Uh-oh.
Can you tell Gigi she's a cool guy and then you guys are the best.
You have all tightings and laps and entertainment. Keep it up, Pete. I love you.
Uh-huh.
And John Gigi, too.
Thanks, boss. Thanks, Wolf Girl.
Don't let her know. Gigi, you're a cool guy.
I don't know if she heard me all let her know one more time j.g. You're a cool guy
Get the rain guys we got places to be people to see
Hey!
Popping a fresh cheek fillet like.
Oh my God, Johnny looks so handsome.
I was just seeing what that was.
Take it in a little pee.
Little pee, little pee never hurt anyone,
little pee never hurt anyone.
Hmm.
I just don't want this to progress into it like a really ugly custody battle
Your baby special digs, that is pretty special, he's pretty cool, he's pretty cool, really
Special thanks. Thanks, boss. Thanks. Well, he has closey eyes
Oh baby is fat, uh, baby ain't shit. What the hell?
Let's be have a baby today because I was pregnant. I was pregnant you guys were right
He's a dumb ugly little fuck
Hell dude? What are these?
Guys!
Something to meet my baby! Guys!
What would it mean to meet my baby, John?
What's going on?
Little Pea's a bitch.
What?
Yeah, dude, you two mooters are tapped out. Little Pea, what do you think about this?
I think John's gonna go fuck himself. What?
I agree. I agree, Little Pea. Little Pea,
You have such a way with words back to the basement little P
Fuck you fuck you John
The lock and load we're going in we're going in and we're not leaving till we talk to this beat your guy this time
Okay, we're locking in lock it in
You're good baby.
That's not Rodney's baby.
Little Pea's a communist.
No, he's not.
No, he is not.
Little Pea would never be a communist.
You never be a communist or such.
He's...
He's an American!
You are the US!
Electron!
I
Know the BTR stuff right here
Did you have any marquis pack 13 is that this one
Oh
We guys let's go lay on this street wait for someone to come down to the Gillum and that murder us
Not even to take as much as a room
Yeah, it's a room this next person day whoever this is think about it guys think about it
You're actually doing a good thing by camping. What if this is like?
Saddam Hussein son
Yeah, all right. Yeah, they're not that yeah, I'm out that for a second. All right, you don't know what he's planning
Camping isn't always bad!
Uh-uh.
I've got the dog hair in my mouth.
Got it.
Good. They got it.
I was wondering if John was going to eat the dog hair on his mouth.
Thank you so much.
Oh, Mr. Witcher, my mother is one good man, good a man!
Thank you, my boy. Appreciate you, my boy.
Uh-uh.
He's a witcher, piece of my mind.
Long hair.
That's a few hair there, buddy.
What are you, what are you doing up there, dogs?
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Long hair.
You got a license for all that, Ashton?
Yeah, here we go.
Please.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
I see nothing.
So we're going to come on?
Sure.
All we do is wait for the BTR.
Well, we can go find the BTR.
That way it's even quicker
Come on, John. Come on, Gigi. Do you think there's dinosaur you see this?
What do you think about this dinosaur, P? You like the dinosaur?
Boss is the dinosaur
God's a big meanie. Big meanie. That little P likes night.
Why kill night?
hmm I like it in here yeah I guess that's it I'm killing Gigi kill Gigi kill Gigi real quick
Gigi's dead go ahead go ahead go ahead kill yourself okay oh my god guys guys guys what's
going on what's going on guys these doors already open these doors already
open I'm ready to go John what oh my god that was you holy fuck oh my god
we guys guys guys guys the door to the bar two was already open I'm ready to go
Hello? Hello? Is there anyone in there?
Oh good heck.
Oh thank god. How was it? I was wondering.
Holy shit.
Do these doors ever spawn open to you?
Remember.
I think they do.
I think they spawn open.
Do those doors spawn open?
I'm pretty sure they spawn open.
open oh oh I think I just heard someone so I left was it queef my straw oh who's
outside that's you that's me yeah we're almost ended your life what are you doing
up there I'm just hanging out it's a ti here puts them somewhere else oh I'm
going to combine that's goofing around and talking serious boys wait I have no
No idea where I am or where I'm going.
Go ahead and fuck yourself.
Okay.
I'm walking.
Did you wait for me, please?
Dude, Peanut runs faster than you and he got no legs.
That's very insensitive, Genji.
That's very insensitive.
My great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpa was killed by someone with no legs.
It is a curse to the face of the man.
If a generation.
Where'd you guys go?
I'm in Kibbutz place.
Did you get the grenade?
I don't know where that is.
No.
It's in the middle of the map.
It's where the big fat guy is.
Oh.
Oh, I hear him in there.
He's in there.
Wait, did you get the grenade over here?
Do you have a grenade?
I don't have one.
John, John, John, John, bring the grenade over to the Kibbutz place.
John John John John bring the grenade over to the quad please. I'm coming I'm
coming. What's all that? Dude, they are fucking me up. He's out of the gun. He's out of the gun. I died with the grenades. What? How the fuck are you dead?
No no no, last raid. Oh, I see another roof. I see one other roof. Guys use 100% here. I can
hear him. I can hear him. He's here. He's here.
Oh!
Stay first, stay first!
Stay up, you sh-
Watch this little P. He's just how he's dying.
All my best aim.
I'M GOING IN!
Oh my gosh, that guy has an Alton. Oh, he's dead. I killed two of them inside.
He was awake!
We tried, we tried!
dude that guy that one has an Elton what's that mean an Elton what are you
old ten of what don't worry about my mind I'm coming back yeah oh my gosh
trying to die yes
jump jump jump jump jump jump
jump jump jump jump jump
there's one on the gun but he's not on the gun
it's having sense
gun up
leave it up leave it up leave it
oh my god come on
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, the big fat one, he's in the, in the cartilage of, he's dead.
How many PPE does it take to kill him out of the head?
I don't know.
Does it take to peep him?
Oh, hey John, John, where you at?
John, I've got a very special mission for you John.
Okay?
Oh, they're coming, they're coming, run down the hatchet!
Oh, fuck it!
Shit!
I killed him.
Where's Mr. Kibuzi?
The boss is still over there to the right.
Hey John, I've got a very special mission for you.
Come over here, John.
Come over here.
to still over there to the right.
I try I've got a very special mission for you.
Come over here to come over here.
What? What?
You're my special little man, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
You're my little guy.
I need you.
Good.
Run in there and take a ride
and then kill the fattest person in the dealership.
Are you going to be in there?
I'll be there in a second.
Got to tie my shoes.
Oh my god.
Huh?
Dude, what are we doing?
Are you winning, son?
Ah, he's fine, he's taking a little nap.
Don't worry, John. We're gonna prevent you. No need to worry.
We're on the case.
Got him!
That was pretty easy. I don't even think John needed to die.
Yeah, you do it.
Yeah, well, you killed it.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Give me that pussy.
There's something, there's something.
You got a red card in your pockets.
Oh, I got a card dealer, a typical sexy gear.
Is that good?
What about a key card?
Okay
Like over here little P I am gonna see you see how much you have to push it
You have to push it this is a push about you to be
this guy
Take a good long look, little Pete. This is what a bitch does like.
Quit hitting it.
Don't worry, John. I have your $5 gun.
What?
I have your $5 gun, John. Your $5 gun. No one need to worry.
I'm giving baby pee another cigarette.
Don't you dare give little pee another cigarette.
Back to the quick magazine, quick magazine.
I brought the move. Where the hell is the BTR at?
We have to go to the spawns.
I haven't got them. Where should we go?
Check all the spawns.
Oh, I missed. On purpose.
We go away. We go back to our spot. Are you sure you can be there?
I feel like it's more likely to spot the other side of the map.
Well, I'm a little chunky.
Hey, John, John, John, can I just give you $5 instead of carrying your crap, then?
You don't have to carry my guns.
Is it $6, please?
It's an insurance, it's an insurance.
Yeah, okay, good.
I don't, I hit it in a super secret spot.
no one's finding that no one's gonna find that okay okay my guns jib
$5 gun he's going pretty good so far pretty good scab in boys scab again guys if you take
John's God you're gonna be poor coming out and you work out again every time
you piss me off and give him more cigarettes stop giving a little piece
of your ass please make sure you smoke it in the house oh yeah six inside good
Oh, come on. Come on. Yeah, we piece them on up like a nice
No way the car is
Big one for it
But Gigi, how do we know where the car is?
Looking for it. Yeah, but we don't know
Oh, okay, so we check for Mr. Kaboosie.
I mean, wait, no, Colin Tussie?
Yeah, we can.
What do you think of people for Colin Tussie?
Your baby is dead.
We'll get him next time, boys.
It's a good job you little chum.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
Hmm.
Oh, fuck, baby.
I'm peeping.
I'm just seeing if he's in here.
Wait, I got to see him.
Oh, my God, he's here.
I'm gonna take it.
You should have called me!
Come on, you're free.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Come on, on, these are so close!
What the...
What the... you should have gone by me!
That hurt. I just killed one.
go on, go on, get out of here how many did you kill? I killed like four I killed
one I'm down here at the other side. did we win?
Are we the winners?
Maybe
You were the winners
Good work team
You got a little something something
Something something I swear to God this boss has the rinky as big as guns
absolute garbo
Hmm the most expensive thing on it was an AFAC guys fucking poured ugly. How's going on this guy's pouring the job?
You know
As little pieces first word yet mm-hmm. It was tons of bits
That was inclined to agree I
Love for that. I love fortnight wait
How much is the baton self-worth as you were taken or no?
Not very much. Okay. All right, follow me. What?
What do you care? Oh, gotcha. Okay. All right, follow me. Did you get with the BTR?
There's no time to waste.
No time to waste. Did you he mutt? We must make haste.
I'm fixing my arm really quick oh I hear the beat. Oh, I hear it in here
That's where I kept telling you it would be
Did you listen? Yeah, no you didn't. What the hell?
Yeah, I'll partner. Sorry about that partner. Oh my god. I've got ten seconds. I have to pay it
I have to pay to go somewhere
I don't know what this is. I'm going to the old scout checkpoint. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.
It's right down the road.
Okay.
Oh, I did it! The quest complete!
Nice! Let's go!
Let me see what it wants to do now.
Now one says, assist the swugglers with their conflict against the rugs. Alright, so, I don't know what the hell that means.
How do you do that?
For years, a better victory, hand over item, bottle of fish, absolute moonshine, rye croutons. We had to bring all this to him in game.
You serious?
You kidding?
Yes, you do.
Why?
I don't know how you don't have the map unlocked though.
Because at this point I've already had the map unlocked.
I'm kind of confused how you don't know.
I don't know.
Let me see. I said that in our food.
Wait. Wait, I'm just going to put all of this in my bunhole and bring it in.
Also, where are all these Russian things that I did? I haven't checked my list of four Russian things.
Does anyone speak Russian?
I do get a boys there he is
get a sausage on me I guess you just bring all this in at the same time oh my god
at the same time. Someone shoot me at me. Someone shoot me at me. Someone shoot me at me. I'm
coming. Take reload. It says optional. Yeah, that's one thing about this fucking stupid
quest line is every time it says optional, it just means required. Nothing is optional.
I don't know why they keep going mad.
That noise.
By the way, do any of these have to be found in raid?
Can I just buy all these at the flea?
Oh, they're purple, which is...
It's good, 100% licks, windows, licks, starfords.
Thanks, boss.
I'll eat this can of peas.
I'm in a store, I'm in an Apple store.
Oh, shit! I'm gonna be out.
No, I got drunk on him, we had Josh!
I mean, you know, Jiji...
Josh!
So, I kind of...
I'm...
I'm got been feeling...
I have no idea where I just got shot from.
I got confused.
Have no fear, Andrew!
He's on his way!
Hahaha!
Bartholomew, where are you at?
Is that you grunting?
Yeah.
Where you gonna jump from, Ice?
I don't know.
Hey!
Canada!
Oh my gosh.
No, we have to tell them, Genji.
We need to eat.
Josh!
What the hell?
Josh, we need to get out of here!
I think it's across.
Oh my gosh, got you on the head!
Josh, what do we do?
Oh, yeah, he's on the second floor, I think.
Run away!
Oh, I see him.
I don't know what that is.
It's like a TV screen.
I killed a stud.
Oh.
A peepin, a peepin, a peepin.
Okay.
I don't see nothing.
Okay.
Where's the guy shooting from?
Oh!
He's still shooting!
I don't see him.
What the hell is he, guys?
You asked him to go over there and beat that shit out of him!
You want some of this, Josh?
This thing's got to...
Knock it out, Genji! Knock it out!
You shot by arm, Bob.
I don't feel too good no more.
He's in... he's in that building where the...
the, um, glass is broken.
Yeah, I know he's on like he's like in that one that one play area right below the slide your come on
We shoot the right we use to the right
You just got a bunch of flash. Yeah, it was he's like right where I'm looking right over there
Still I want to get close this is personal
Josh
Do it for Josh
Pretty by our back on one second
Let me get healthy
Josh!
Psst! Josh!
Pfft!
What the fuck?
Josh, can you kill that guy over there?
Where's he?
I don't know.
Why did I continue questioning this at all? I just ran with it.
Answers to it and everything.
Because Josh didn't kill like that, bitch.
Hell yeah.
And now people are really gonna think I'm a guy.
Lock and load, Josh.
Lock and load!
Come on, little peep! We're going in!
There's pushy things you can shoot at us!
Oh, digshow!
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
You better be ready, bitch!
Dude, that ain't as ready, pal!
Show yourself, demon!
Using the next door over, right?
That this way?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the next one over.
I'm going in!
over. I'm going in! You listen here you motherfucker. This is your final hour. You listen up you
Who the fucker?
I'm coming in there to viscerate you!
You better be ready!
Make peace with your godmother fucker!
You just did it, but no!
Did he get him?
I don't think so I don't think so Gigi I don't see him
I'm trying harder!
Show yourself demon!
I'm the only one that have Josh he's focusing his poop fuckers around here somewhere lurking,
Plotin, slainin', schemein'.
Come on out now!
Come out! Come on out!
Bring it back now, y'all!
Bring it back now, y'all, will ya?
One hop this time.
What hop this time?
Oh,
who hop this time?
Oh, oh.
I don't know whether this push and fart went.
I don't see nothing.
Did you hear something down there?
I hear nothing.
Where the hell is he?
Gris Cross.
Chicken the ball.
I thought that was him for a second, in some case.
Going downstairs to the ball?
Did John tell you?
I don't see nothing.
The East Cadettle?
Where did he go?
I'm crossing the street right now.
Maybe he crossed the street when we crossed the street.
He could have.
What the?
God damn.
Who the hell is he?
Hello?
I
Know
I'm telling you Gigi. How's she not that? What's that new game called peanut mecca could be lead
HG burger
Yeah, I think he I think he ran for the hills. I
Think he ran for the hills. I think he
the door in here is open I think he extracts it all that piece of crap
garbage pussy oh my goodness oh my god handle a real fight couldn't handle a
real fight with a real warrior. How's it going on over? Do we have the next strategy?
Let me see. We do. Yes, we do.
Oh, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.
Okay.
He's bald!
I want you to see I got him nice don't you worry
Follow me boys follow me boys coming on up on
Now we're going what I got to give this beat you
I'm gonna serve and then transit to snacks. Uh, wait. Yeah, we can do that. Sure. Thank you
Okay, all right now now I'm feeling like I did a good thing
But that thank you never mind we cannot do what you just said
Don't you dare give me a little pee another cigarette
Fine we'll go reserve
But you take away one cigarette from little pee
fine is that too okay fine that's fair that's fair that's reasonable that's
reasonable get a little something something going here
it'll something something and now we ride
I
Have to go on that stuff that he wants. He wants a moment
He wants a bunch of stacks and goodies
He's a hungry boy
Right with two bottles of fierce hatchling moonshine for rye croutons for bottles of vodka and two sauce and salty salty sausages
This guy is bored in the moon sign on that sausage and sticking up his man putty.
I'll do that right now.
I don't even know if I have any more moonshine.
I think I got none of that.
Oh, can I drop it?
I think I just got a couple.
No, I got one.
I got one.
I can buy another one.
I got two.
All right.
Wait, what was it?
Four Ry Crew Tons.
You get some Ry Crew Tons.
I
Wait, why is it not coming up when I spoke when I type in rye. Oh, wait, is a million right?
Crew times a regular good guys
Regular a BTR driver. He strikes me as a guy who likes playing stuff
come on
Yeah, or boys. Oh God. He's just crisis guys a problem. This guy has a problem
He's a beat him. He we instead of giving him these croutons we need to whip out the metal chairs in a circle
Right now right now. He's gonna he's going down a bad path
He's going down a very bad path
Mmm
I did four vodka's
What was the last thing?
two salty salty sausages just salty sausages
$50,000 for a sausage the hell
this is better jerk me off or something that is way too much I want to get a lot
I don't do some water.
I'm good to go now we ride.
We go right here boys, right here.
It's salty sausages, salty sausages.
It's a transit. Wait, what?
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right,
you're right. Here you go.
That look good. All the time.
That looks good.
To die, we never die. Except for John. John dies often.
I die often.
I frequent death, if you would say.
Four bottles of vodka. Four vodka. You have four vodka.
Don't you have four bonkas, two moonshines?
He's got to throw in a party or something.
He's not finding us.
Or is Aron find?
It's his birthday.
Oh.
Yeah, it's my birthday, meteor driver!
It's his birthday.
That's why what's going on.
You're fucking, you're tapped.
Don't wash it in the chat!
You're tired of telling me that old man!
little P big P same entity
it's the guy from 49 that's right I'm that guy from for tonight we love for
night we love for tonight how to hit him he paused right after I commit a war
crime is red let me sweet let me sweet hmm my wife loves you I love your wife I
love your wife you love his wife loopy yeah dude you don't ever be loved your
wife too and that guy he loves her wife too our wife our wife folks you never got
anything on fortnight when you close you play for that what there's no shot
peanut oh shit oh yeah I did I remember cuz we always made fun of them for
I'm sorry that 90% deal with Thief viewers I'm just.
Oh yeah.
I forgot, I forgot.
Oh my God.
I forgot he said steak and his breakfast.
Yeah.
And a little bit of everything.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Jeez.
Let me take, folks, he's got a little screw loose.
You got a little screw loose, all right?
Because I'm kind of dumb,
but I don't know if I would see a contract and be like,
oh, we didn't even send you money.
I'm like, oh yeah, we didn't give it up.
Now I'm right!
Right there!
That's David Ian!
I
Look at what I hear the boss someone's fighting the boss
Where I
I don't know, I just heard it.
Nice of you to kill them and the boss!
Wait, I just realized I have all this shit just in my inventory, holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Holy dick.
Holy dick, dude.
Alright, shall we?
Do you want to kill him?
We should go transit.
Well, let's kill him first.
And the boss.
Alright, let's go.
Well let's kill him first and the Bowies.
Like for Street Cread.
Then all of our cronies will respect us more.
You got my-
Hell yeah.
Let's air this bitch out king Von style.
60 seconds, babe.
Hell yeah.
Time to-
You just jumped right?
Good jump
Who's on the red boxes?
That's John. No, no, no, oh no, there's someone else. There's someone else. Oh
Fuck yeah, he's looking at me. Oh my god, please murder him. He's scary. He's got a cloak and
Coming towards me. Oh
No, no, no, no
Oh my god, my fucking god, what was that he just shot me the whole crate?
What?
Oh my god, I backed out, so that's- What?
Wait, there's- he's trying to shoot me through the dirt right here.
Wait, what?
He's still shooting at me.
I'm just sitting here healing behind the dirt, and he's just trying to shoot through it.
He just started to do a whole quag.
What the hell was that?
Hi.
Are you live?
Yeah.
Not for long.
She's really not long.
You're dead?
I'm dead too.
I'm dead.
Sorry, little pee.
There's two of them.
I'm dead. Sorry little P.
Did you see this?
That's kind of weird.
I can't because I'm not signing into the other one.
Can you explain it?
Can you explain what's going on with sound effects?
Boom, boom, boom.
Let me see if I can do this.
Trigga-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop.
They're serving nades.
하세요, tres, tres, tres...
My gosh.
Yeah, there's no sound when that's OK.
We'll make the sound effect.
Ow!
Sssssshhh!
Ooh!
Oh!
Wait, I think I... I think I killed one with... with the name!
W-�...
Think...
Very well, um...
W..w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-W...
Think! Think! Think!
Buous!
Psshh
I'm so dead here.
Do you think if I put a PNG in the crack pipe on my screen I'll get banned?
Yes.
Yes, it'd be Joe.
Okay.
No, peanut.
You can click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
Oh my gosh, peanut.
I'm trying to bring some immersion.
Also, oh, so you're dead.
Alright, excellent rain, excellent rain. Yeah, those guys were suspicious as dick.
Dude, that first guy genuinely shot me in the head through a whole ass fucking box.
I think I killed one though, it's my name.
You don't extract his name.
Oh, well what's it to him? Yeah, well my name's what's it to you?
I mean he has 600 hours but he was shooting you through dirt.
What you doing?
He also has like a racist name in his profile that he saves.
A racist name?
What?
Hey Siri, call the FBI.
I
Ciri call the FBI
Frown strike his house right now don't don't show it on stream. I don't want you to see me boy. I
Don't want to see a racist named Gen. G. You would save. Oh
My goodness. I just looked oh
My goodness. I'm appalled for one John. I'm appalled
Done
Done, oh dude
Player that has seven like what was it? What was it achievements? That's crazy. I lost everything
I was trying to give the guy
Fuck you John. We're not transiting from reserve. I have so much shit. Yep. I killed his friend with an aide
Warg
I'm so hungry man order food. Yeah, I heard that that's what there's a guy with the dog re you know what?
You can go for
Ten pounds of rice. Oh, that sounds delicious. That's delicious. That and nothing else absolutely nothing else
Okay, no, we're not going to fucking reserve. I just lost sausages and
Two times your net worth. Yeah, I need this to unlock
I'm bad. You're being such as I just lost buddy. Do we suck?
Every time you piss me off. I'm poisoning little pee with more bad shit. Okay
Be suppressing my job
I gotta find out what this bitch wants now again. Hold on one second
Hey, what's to lay? I still have the boot sides. They gotta put my bad blood
I need four vodkas and four right crew guns. Yeah, I'm taking this guy's a fat bitch drunk
$40,000 fucking dollars
John which one money I just lost your money I fucking lost I have crew times
fuck you
I just fucking ate them they just good I was like $500,000 of the food your
number changes every two minutes good I'm upping it next time just making you
You feel him in words, 600,000.
I feel better.
I wanna see your delight.
Now let's ride.
Hit the task, P.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Hit the task for the dash.
We do that.
This is a real good idea.
Thanks for watching.
Watch the yellow signal flare.
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself, fuck yourself, fuck yourself.
All right, you guys ready?
Guys, we gotta get serious.
No more goofballing around.
Genji, they're named you the lock-in.
You lock in, JT, lock in!
You goofing around, you dooboo goofing, you dooboo goofing.
I'm sorry, Balsak couldn't kill the sassy player.
That's okay.
That's okay, as long as John died first, I can live with that.
I can live with that.
Always.
You lock in, Josh, lock in, lock in.
Come on, Josh.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I thought you hit the big mouth so will the peanuts in your channel things falling the last lot of the way
Yeah, yeah, mr. Cobra. Yeah, what's the top score on that?
Where's gonna Daniel do you have the most peanuts you've got the most peanuts
Is one to know dr. Mingus. Oh everyone knows dr. Mingus dr. Mingus's tails are known far and wide far and wide
Hey guys, I'm Josh
What's up? All right, you don't sound like a Josh you sound like who clue the demon lord who's gonna come take my soul in the middle of the night
I'm starting to like this new Josh.
Dr. Mingus, love your stream bro.
make gaming again. Just doing my part. Just making gaming. That's why am I seeing Vegeta
blown up on my screen, throwing ass like the light bill is due tomorrow. Lupi is suffocating.
He is not suffocating, he is fine!
Miss Gigi?
Huh?
JOIN THE GAME!
I have to put a whole new kid on, remember? You guys get out!
He's gonna die anyways!
Gigi!
It's time to die time to die
Fine, I'm taking it was pregnant. I was pregnant
The simple silly perchance like a reward oh
Mr. Conqueef the normal but what good bad good bad
And Mr. Simple Jack of a much more good man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you. My wife
Ronda and baby pee are both bad. No, they're not. Well, he's relaxing.
Ronda, baby dad. I'm not sure. I'm changing a while.
You Johnny, that's my son right there.
Johnny, that's my son right there.
Fuck you, John.
What?
Fuck yourself.
Why?
Is that my scenic quote, right?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
It's when that gorilla was watching a TV.
Because, Johnny, that's my son right there.
Did I say that right?
Oh from saying I know I always thought memes about it. Oh
We do I think his son's name is Johnny he goes that's my son Johnny right there. That's my son
Oh, my son's only right there
That's my son Johnny
Never watch it movie. It seems cool
Hmm. Oh, it's Johnny. That's my son now. Let's ride
Maybe I can serenade them serenade them
Do you say job? Yeah, that's how you're serenade
There's also people shooting to the left
Fuck is going on
And you don't want to be with me.
I was OK.
Thank you.
That's not good.
That was good.
I'm done.
You did a lot of work for that song.
I guess it helped.
It came out when you were like 20.
You think I'll I'll I'll raise him up like that.
You can raise him up.
Put the moves on him.
Let's do your number mill for the beat, ya boys.
We can try it.
So either spawn over here or over at the checkpoint by sawmill.
As you do your people with the lumber.
In about two seconds, I'm going to get shot in the head.
OK.
From there.
We retaliate.
Follow me, ya follow me, boys.
I'll care. That's okay. That's okay.
Why is my king so high?
I put us on Eastern Asia servers.
We're playing in Taiwan right now.
You guys have such fun places to go to in Ashram.
I don't.
I have McDonald's and Taco Bill.
What do you mean fun places?
You got Chinese.
I don't have a Chinese option on mine.
I have like 12 total.
I don't have Chinese right now.
Eat your peepers open.
Oh, eat your peepers open.
Oh, I see a man.
Where?
Oh, all down there?
Oh my god.
These are all real people!
My god, just fucking jam! What the hell?!
What? No, I've got a good one down, one down.
I killed one over here.
I think I got one too.
Fuck you guys! My team is better!
Fuck you!
Get your ass back to the lobby, pussy.
Are we good?
Yeah, I think I got like three or four of them.
I see one dead right there.
I got two, I got two.
And then I killed a guy back in the pier.
Okay, okay, the jig's up, I didn't get a single one, I missed every single bullet.
Let's get the two alive.
Oh my gosh, don't touch him, he's, oh my gosh.
Is he poor?
He's poor?
Oh my gosh, go away from him.
get away from me get away get away you're gonna catch a poor he has a cause with a
poor guys they were walking in a line I thought there was some sort of cult
part of the kids again for the congerline that was going on around here
look yeah one of them had the penis oh fuck please murder him oh my god he's
murder me oh he's more oh my god he's up at the same time yeah I'm going to
Loverbill I don't know what that just was traveling homeless you can't man
the soup kitchen was off the move yes they moved to the traveling soup kitchen
Location over to med camp. Oh, I think I see somebody look here. Oh my gosh. I'm a chair. So much. I'm not even okay
Is that what you're coming
Oh, the warning, oh, oh, fuck, Sherman's boy is the one here.
Going, going, oh, gotcha, not aware of the rest of his chibigos are, I see a real guy,
you know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
Oh fuck. Where's that? I don't know. Maybe one of the boys? Maybe. Oh my god it is! These
hands are- God damn! Get out of here! Big Swaparoo. Big Swaparoo. Quick Swaparoo.
Hmm
Take a little pee pee bike at the dump and pour
You know
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna run. Okay, good. Oh is that all this homies? Now you get to all this. Yeah. Yeah, all those amigos
Look at a Christmas tree ornament
Minimum summer. Hey, why?
Why they didn't care about it anymore. I don't know
I don't know
Where's the beach you're at?
Oh no.
It's hiding from us.
Can you tell me how someone delivers a meal without a drink and the straws literally sticking
out of the bag?
But wouldn't you go, oh, where's the drink at?
Jiji, you and ordering food is not a good combo.
I fucking hate, like, how bad luck I have at ordering food.
Oh fuck.
Someone's shooting at us!
Where?
I don't know!
Oh!
Dude!
Are you okay, God?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Hey, now, are you-
Oh!
Got him!
Who's another one of his amigos?
Where's this little truck?
I think it's over here, here it is.
I'm pretty sure your door that five is just jacked your drink pal it was tasty
he said he's tasty drinks tasty drinks thanks God
mm-hmm
yummy yummy yummy
why the doctor will pull coffee I'm gonna cheat as it's too over at Bob
Let's go let's go kill him. Where over the farm with the farm
Of course you are I don't know. I don't know
Going to kill this pussy
I am
It's all it's all stampede. I'm gonna die
What are the sign words?
It ain't just my legs.
Oh, I got no legs!
Don't cut me, bitch!
I got no legs!
Oh my god, I don't have any legs!
Ugh!
Stupid bitch.
You are missed.
Ugh, I'm coming.
Good work, boy! Good work!
I'm glad to attach my legs again.
Are they inside the camp?
I killed like five of them. I need to maybe a couple more, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Now I don't have any legs.
Right now.
Four arms, we know, buddy.
I don't have nothing right now.
I can't move.
I would we're like to pop back on like you do like you do like you do you know I
learned all my own is uh this there's this head bombing thing if you turn it
off it's so much like that's why I'm trying to fool us John don't believe
Oh fuck my ass! Fuck me!
It's time to play the game.
CUT THE GAME!
GOOOOOOOD!
Coby-02-1 said little people grow up to be
fat and vicious like his father.
His big arch, his ass.
Brother.
Don't let your little pee. Don't let your girl know.
I assume I will start receiving child support for the baby you put in me last year.
My lawyer fuck yourself. I don't think John's a word
Nice
Yeah, where's this guy?
What guy was there guy just shooting it?
No, I rocked it shit
Put it down to the dirt. Oh
Fuck is that you?
That one is. That one's me.
I just thought I hit the nastiest two peas in history.
John, why would you say that's not you? I just asked! That was you!
John why would why would you say that's on you? I just asked if that was you
There was another person in front of you thought that's who you're talking about
Yes
Thank you.
You want a slickid?
Yep.
Just, just...
You...
Thanks, Bosch.
Thanks.
Dude, I'm telling you, though, I'm telling you, listen, I know you're dead right now and
that sucks.
And I hit the nastiest two-piece.
I saw it, trust me, and I felt it.
I hit the nastiest two-piece.
I hit the nastiest.
You saw that.
You saw that, boys.
That was nasty.
I did.
That was nasty.
This here is definitely not over here.
Good, I hope it never spawns ever again.
Where's the BTR at?
GZ!
Oh, shit!
I feel like it's...
I mean, in my opinion, it spawns 90% of the time as an old sawmill.
Wha-
I already killed John for good luck!
Where the hell is he?
You guys over the beat the hours I think it's over old son. Oh, well then we got to go
There's no time to waste there's no time to waste
He's a good and fun. Okay, I thought you said your house is fun
like you know we got that rough like 20% or doesn't sound like at all no that's
impossible you're just making stuff up now
you're just making stuff up just making stuff up sorry boss yeah you better be
The next thing you're gonna say is Charles alive.
Well, he's alive, nice.
Well, there goes my leg.
Follow me, boys, let me get...
Follow me, boys.
It's my leg real big.
Want to take it?
Take it.
That's the truth.
You can actually not smile.
I actually want to get through this.
Oh, it feels so good.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
True. Never heard that.
80% chance.
What do you think, little pee?
You get here?
Yeah, down to bed.
Okay. Little pee says the BTR's definitely here.
What pee is that?
It's probably my baby of bids.
Yeah.
You allowed him to do that?
Okay.
You allowed him to do that?
In America, I can do whatever I want.
I don't think it's not here.
I think we just haven't seen it yet.
Probably.
Oh.
Gotcha!
The hell
Who's got you be found
What's with the wind? Oh
It was the wind
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right, I have an idea
Let's
I don't see it over here at old Sun though
You gotta go out since you meet me
Meet me since you meet me at once. That's great. I literally ran all the way over here
Fantastic fantastic
That one all the way back to you. Oh
Gotcha on a ball
Oh, that's happened a month ago.
I made it up.
My guy. Sorry, please, read it, please.
Oh, that's what I meant.
I don't think you're gonna be that mean.
Come on, buddy, come on, buddy, come on.
That is actually so funny.
Come on, buddy, come on, buddy, come on.
Feel like it was a pretty tame. It's fun.
Jesus! Jesus, come on! Jesus, don't run, huh?
How many bullets, Bob?
You fucking bitch.
They guided down all these snacks and goodies.
All these snacks.
My big account can't take much more of snack and goodie buying.
I literally have the snacks in the goodies again and he doesn't show up. He's a no-show.
I don't even want these snacks and goodies.
Okay, that's good. I'm only down to 2.8 million tonight.
That's good. Good.
Ain't nothing to take compared to, uh...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You're a bad block.
Hey, someone's next to me.
Who's that?
Did you hear that?
There was something here, I swear it!
I swear I heard something!
This time it's not me, some last wave,
even though you would if it wasn't me.
I should have pretended it's John.
If it didn't, it's your teammate.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm gonna ignore that sound.
Don't do so negative touches.
Stop jostling around.
Stop jostling around, pal.
It's time to get serious.
Don't work noob, noob, noob, and pal.
You gotta give this quest time.
Hmm, that's insuspicious, that's insuspicious yet.
I'm almost out, Mr. G.
Okay.
I heard John.
Yeah, John, are you almost out?
Yeah, I'm almost out, I'm almost out.
Perfect, perfect.
Don't worry, I left your slick the most expensive item on your body, on your body.
Thank you. It's insurance. I'm sure I'll get it back. Oh, yeah. No way. I left it in the middle of the field in the open
Thanks to a bunch of other dead bodies
Thank you, no worries. No problem
Excellent rain, excellent rain.
Exactly, Jake.
He looks like that guy next to her from Mad Max.
That is very rude, I will have you know.
Very rude to say, very rude to say.
I'm kind and quite frankly you're my baby so honest me.
So get that kid a grilled cheese.
He loves grilled cheese.
He gave you enough grilled cheese all he eats is grilled cheese.
He's making them at night.
He loves grilled cheese.
Cache full of grilled cheese
That little chum chum. Actually, I have good ever now. Thank God. Oh
Jesus John's poop and whatever the last half
Hey goodness gracious
It's my 27th birthday
I knew in the chat.
Two police blastings, you big chuggers.
Open his whipsicle and pull him mad to collect him.
It is.
Uh-uh.
Free vapes for baby peace.
Oh, that's so generous.
That's so generous.
Oh, my goodness.
Should I put five of them on my eyes?
I heard that they finally found out vaping kills you.
You know that?
Which is weird.
I haven't seen like any TikToks of like the 16-year-old kids in the hospital. We're like, I'm fave
One time look at me now
You're telling me that same thing is wrong smoking
Chill is fuck. I'm gonna keep doing it
Like she the chill is in my whole grade. I haven't seen a single one
I haven't seen a single one of those recently which is weird
You remember those John you remember those? Yes. Yes. They're still they're still going at it. There's no
No, no, I haven't seen one. I just I saw the old
Those were always the same
I've been for one week now
When they explode
They have the little Apple in your pond
I be like
Okay, can we go
transit
They can't because they have wet log. What's wet log?
Would you want your lungs be wet? I feel like that'd be a good thing.
Not on the inside.
No, you're right. You would want them to be wet.
I think.
Right?
They were dry, then you'd die.
Gidgy, we didn't- we died- I died one time playing on Sunday with you.
Hmm.
I have been for ten years. What am I doing wrong here?
Ooh, you're gonna die.
Oop, oh, oop, you're dead, oop, you're dead, oop, you're dead.
Dude, the day they find out that six billion lights kill you, I'm gonna, I don't know what
I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna commit war crimes.
I'm gonna rip my cock off land on steam.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
There's nothing, that's like the last frontier.
That's the last frontier.
There's something.
Hmm.
Last frontier.
Go ahead and get rid of this piece of shit.
There we go.
There it is.
Hmm.
They kill you?
I don't think so.
Since when did the lights don't kill you, do they?
I appreciate it.
Fine.
Can't they give you mouthcams, sir?
I don't think so.
I appreciate it was the tobacco they gave you mouthcams.
is fine. Alright? I think so. Hopefully. If it dies, I don't want to know. You'll find
out if it dies. We'll find out. We'll find out together. Open to the king sir. Thank
you my boy. I've had one sickly day ever. Thank you my boy. Like a real man does. Open
to the king sir. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy. Thank you my
It's pretty cocky with cakes, I think you would want it.
Rip peanut eventually, that applies to literally anyone, you dumb bitch.
It wasn't literally anyone!
Nothing the alcohol won't cure.
Yeah!
Yes, sir!
Ain't nothing a little bit of food who rages can't cure, boys.
Ain't my rat! Ain't my rat, boys!
Let me taste something.
All right, Chris. Yeah, you know lights and smoking new ports on your couch in your house was bad for you
It's because the deep state put that thought in your mind
That's good. You just falling. That's why I cover my roof in tinfoil so they can't read my mind
So they can't read my thoughts
Now I get back to smoking in my house
Can't read my thoughts government
I'm smoking in my house!
You don't even know!
YEEEAAAH!
YEEEAH!
What'd I say?
Oh yeah.
Back to you, Mr. God.
What?
I don't know.
I'm backing you up.
That damn government!
Yeah!
That damn government!
Oh my goodness. That damn government always trying to read my thoughts. You
won't know that I gave my cousin head. You don't know it. You can't read my mind.
They'll never find out. They'll never find out. They'll never find out. They'll have to get that
information from my cold-dead buddy.
They're turning the frogs gay!
Which is a good thing.
Remind everybody.
Mind everybody.
Mind everyone this, John.
Mind everyone this.
Mind everyone this, John.
John.
John!
John, do you like say something and then put your head set on?
your table and walk four blocks east from your house I've tell you the last
six times I've attempted to have a conversation with you I know you're
listening right now he's gone what the fuck is this guy doing
hey what I'll tell you what now let's ride
you
Good work out there little Pete. Good work. Good work out there little Pete. Little Pete's got my back. Little Pete's got my back.
Now let's run again!
I
Was that noise oh John you're back. I can't wait for a 30 second conversation before you welcome back to kizakistan
What buddy was even here for this one
All right, let's rock gig follow me
Follow me boys, follow me, gig
Hmm...
That's a Nello entrance?
No, that's a Buggy Nello entrance
Can I use... Can I have a stoner for mice?
Go flamb!
Hey, you're not in the lobby?
Wait, John didn't come with us?
No?
Guys, I'm literally in my stash
Wait, Johnny, you and your sess?
Bo.
What the hell?
Why did it kick Jimmy out?
I don't know, but I was hearing Jimmy's like, yes.
I thought we were just sitting there for a reason.
I-I don't know.
What the fuck?
You-you might as well run...
Errrr...
One without it so quick.
How do I have it?
Ha ha ha ha!
He must not want to.
Sorry, my bunnies.
I get a little gassed as to what I'm nervous.
Sorry.
Where are you going, peanut?
I'm going right to the Londonville.
I'm killing Sturbozium, grabbing the BTR.
Fuck everybody, fuck everything.
I need to give this guy his snacks and his goodies.
I swear to God, if I die, if I die, with all these snacks and goodies again,
I'm gonna put my freak on you, John.
I'm gonna put my freak on you.
You just fucked me, you know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
My baby is not dead!
He just looks like that!
What was that?
That was me shooting at something and this thing is running away.
Word, word, word. Word, word, word, word, word, word, word, word.
Oh, someone just turned on the landmine.
All right, boys, move, John. Come on, John.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come on, boys. Hopefully we can get a whole conga line of poor people.
poor people we can mow down right here again. God I love killing homeless people. God I love it.
God I love to eat my food and I'm a sepul in my 4F250. In the game oh my god holy shit.
I'm on top of the mountain are you? I'm below the mountain.
I'm on my way up here. No I just ran by it. I'm always in Lumberbell.
Shots over towards Bob.
Keep your eyes peeled, boys.
Keep your eyes peeled.
Be anyone, anywhere.
I can make this jump, right?
Oh, you're pretty fat.
I'm not seeing nothing over here.
over here looking pretty good looking pretty good no BTR yet though as well
it's a bad sign someone's yelling at me in Spanish or something I'm not sure
what language it is oh my god
Jesus Christ Mr. John Sturmbussey is what I would say here one of his what
A tamas, a bigos inside of me.
Oh my god!
That's Sturman right there, holy fucking shit.
Wait, where's Sturman?
He's in the middle of a river, I'm gonna die.
Hey help, I need help, I need help.
I'm on my way.
Let it!
Ugh!
I'm not good.
The push, the push!
Okay.
Not really close.
We're down.
John, John, John!
I'm almost there!
I'm in my god!
I need to get an eagle jumping right now.
I'm out of stamina, oh my god.
Oh
Oh, oh my god, I see a guy. I'm not even joking. Let's just go. Where's the guy? Oh
Good job down to them
Put me in the game
I'm right next to me
Over you over you. No, like last time. He's gonna be different this time
Yeah
I'm gonna put my arm back on!
Gummy, gummy, gummy!
I'm leaking, I'm leaking!
I'm leaking!
Stay up!
Who's the ornament?
Debbie, I brought the fucking ornament back in the rain!
Oh my god!
I'm leaping!
Leap!
Can we kill him if we get?
I-I hit this in 17 times.
It's over by the wall.
Now he's out! Now he's out!
Now he's out of his garage!
Okay.
One more guy, one more to me.
Hey guys!
I'm behind you guys.
Someone find us!
Get him!
Hi.
I killed Josh!
I'm going in!
JOOOOOOOD!
There was coming around the uh, cabins
Where?
Got him
Ooh
BTR, BTR!
Where, where, where?
It could be- oh my gosh
Come on, come on, come on
Covering fire
Are you serious?
Oh my gosh
Oh fuck
There is no fucking way
There is no way
Are you so serious?
I am dead ass that is shooting things right now
Oh
Fuck you, whoever you are
Fuck you
We go up to it after it stops there's it's still gonna be angry what you're trying to play fight on this job here
I bet he's going over that outside camp you're mean
Oh
I'M DOING IT! I'M DOING IT! WHISP ME! WHISP ME!
Alright, what is this?
What is what?
I'm standing right next to a guard.
I see him.
I'm dead. A person just killed me.
Um, Dickhead Rock maybe?
I think Dick had rock above.
Rest in peace, Dave Sents. Breaking news! Mr. P. My twin sister Amber just had her first son Levi. Can she get a Hooray?
And congratulations for change!
I'm sure they're on Dick had rock. Me and Tina died to two different people.
Here's your phone!
Oh
Did you kill him John? Yeah, I did John. Please
I saw me. I like it. It makes me happy inside. It makes you dead
Oh, John. We I wait. I'm gonna come back to the stream. It makes you daddy. Oh, okay
Okay, that was bad timing on my part. I'm sorry
Ex-init rage, init rage, init rage.
Oh, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
Those are the last two details of the review recipes.
They have been the worst moments.
All right, well, guys, I just lost all the snacks.
I just realized, oh my God.
Again, dude, that is the second time that, dude,
that BTR driver is actually such a bitch.
such a bitch. I just want to give them snacks as goodies. That's all I want to do. Those
snacks cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. I keep dying with them.
I'll stop dying with them.
Oh, what? Oh, oh, what? I know. I knew about that. Oh, now that you put it that way, Genji.
Mm-hmm
Did you died in front of me so funny it was awesome
That's we cannot lose this we cannot lose this I'm gonna buy all these stacks one more time
Okay, one more time we go in behind the bush and we give it to the fucking car guy
All right
Do you want to save me don't it? Oh?
John's four blocks away again
What do you mean? I just yelled at my mic
Guys, I'm telling you I died one more time
I'm getting surgically implanted double decaps moving to Korea and becoming a farmer. I cannot I'm I'm down
two million dollars two million dollars
I'm bringing the big guns. I'm bringing the big guns. I'm bringing the big guns lock and load boys lock and load
Your phone clean mean team gg gg gg
Yes, can I have a can I have some arbor boss I got no arbor
like a rig or just armor a rig and armor would work too okay thanks boys
welcome both mmm you're a nice guy gindy you're a cool guy don't listen to what
penis says about you when you're not around it's horrible it's horrible I
I couldn't even describe you when I think that's a bad. Oh my goodness. You would do not want to know war crimes
Oh, you would not want to know. Oh, oh my goodness
I
Don't know what I want to run, dude. Did you shit on my
You
He's
I'm convinced John just like enjoys being dead in the game. I agree. I agree guys
I at first I thought I was like oh, he's just kind of knew he's learning
But there is no way someone is that fucking terrible you died first, and I killed the guy
I killed you
I'm a liar liar liar liar liar
You see how I tried to poison our mind as well
Not gonna work not gonna work God. We're geniuses
Let me all right. Let me get a backpack and fill it with fucking sausages again. I swear to God
This is the dumbest fucking
Nice is so fucking bad some folks
$50,000 each I love that you're dying
I feel like someone is buying them up on purpose because they're normally not
that much why am I going over the actual good which what you thought is
inflating the price of sausages in my time of need which what are you fuckers
is inflating this price of sausages in my time of need
me. Ah, you suck. You stupid cashew. Oh, if your goal, if your goal was to hurt me, congratulations,
you've hurt me deeply. I've got my vodka. I've got my sausages. Kill me now. Kill me right
I'm inviting you to eat.
There you go.
Thank you.
I would ride.
I'm not doing it, but this is like a time for celebration.
I am suffering.
Do you have any sausages and croutons I bought the last hour?
Fuck it.
Like 20 of them.
of that. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, P grow up to be a VTuber
like you pee-tuber, pee-tuber, pee-tuber, pee-tuber,
pee-tuber.
When you suffer, we jam.
Go yell in front of the baby.
Look at him!
He has no idea what the fuck is going on around him.
He is so lost in space right now,
he's going to go day in the week in his.
I
Don't think little Pino she exists
Oh
Is he breathing guys breathe he's breathing
I wonder I wonder where they got the eyes in the mouth for this peanut. He gets mine
It's like
Me they didn't ask you oh
I don't remember them as they could have I have a very bad memory. They definitely could have I just don't remember that happening
He's just like some guy at the fucking board night offices
No, that they've got to use mine they why would they use anyone else's mind is very available. I mean
And it'll be no reason to use no, I think wait they did ask for a couple things for me
Maybe I did something. I don't remember what
The eyes of the mouth for my peanut baby here
Hmm
Your what my peanut baby John my peanut baby John are you out the fucking sauce?
You want the fucking sauce?
Dude you talking cursive half the time you're starting to fucking John saying what you say John John John John
John talking to you tonight has been like sending
Heligraph messages here in the Cold War. I started conversation and just it sounds like you're talking to someone who's not even here
Well, I wasn't last time I was getting pretzels. So I
Want you to take those pencils? What do you do? You know what I want you to do?
I want you to stop him way up your ass, way up your ass.
It's a big one.
Big pretzels device, I will.
Good, good.
Get loaded to a rate where you're like,
I'm trying to do over here.
Lil Pea is a nark.
No, Lil Pea stays at the end of the road,
and then that's on a stack.
On my mama, he's representing his block west side.
Lil Pea doesn't even go through Memphis.
He drives around it.
He's a little bitch.
Wait, what?
No, he runs Memphis.
He runs Memphis.
No, he doesn't.
He runs Memphis.
Are you kidding me?
Now let's ride.
He's just off the seal number on his lock with the switch.
All right, buddy, I'll have you know.
He runs shit around these pipes.
He turns that motherfucker sideways shit.
Which I eat!
I'll be gay, I'll be boys.
I've got a lever action sniper rifle.
Perfect.
Put your armor on.
Yeah, because the easy one.
Put your armor on.
I got a lot of rod.
Tap, tap, tap.
Uh-huh.
Do you think that's easy?
I think I hear that.
Holy fuck.
I thought I heard the EGR for a second.
This is new shit.
I can answer the digits.
I was beating people like Darth Vader without the helmet.
The little beat looks like he's strung out, dude.
What were you on when he was in your stomach?
motivation and happiness in good times you were you were on something with that
baby was in here
I don't see no VTR yet boys I did serve it I did serve it again yeah I see
guards what got down he's a hundred per cent spawn rate oh yeah I forgot I see him
who's that guy I had no
I see German should we dead should we dead I got him it's John dead again do not
tell me John John are you dead oh my god
What are we wearing out here what are we wearing out here what are you starting in spaceballs?
What the fuck are we wearing out here?
What is that?
Taking your gun Pussy.
Fucking.
I
You caught me I actually watched baseballs last night
So the reference is hot it's hot on my mind
It's hot
Dingle
Dingle is you I see him going in for the kill
You can't know why I also forgot to rehearse
I'll be ripped some off of judge court, but you got some moonshine. Hell. Yeah, dude. Oh, you have no heels, too
Perfect fantastic in my asshole fantastic fantastic
Oh my goodness
It's nice guys are a blast
Three fellas coming from the back.
You see that little pee?
That's not poppy, does it?
There should be one more out here. Somewhere.
Turkey in the shadows.
I'm following a gang. Alright, my guys were little as he busts you right now.
God!
Guards and serving down.
Oh, I'm getting eliminated.
Oh, my gosh, the BTR is coming here.
Whee!
Yes.
Is he coming right now or is it the next step?
It's coming right now.
I'm gonna give him all these stacks of goodies
that I'll grab Sherman.
I'll go into Sherman's box.
I should shoot the BTR and make you laugh.
Don't thank you, don't thank you.
I'm gonna give it.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
I honestly, from my point of view, thought you got ran over.
Jesus Christ!
Think I drunk or something?
He's trying to run me off the road!
I guess he's going and going.
I'm not regenerating stamina for some reason.
I think you are. It looks like it.
Well?
I'm too fat to catch that guy. Looks like a mule of SA-86 or something like that tomorrow.
Yes, I do indeed.
Shit! Shit!
Now me boss I can use that mule in SJ6 then did you?
We have boss way yet.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
Oh yeah, now we're gonna be movin' and groovin' now we are gonna be movin' and groovin'
Now we're movin'!
Ask me about my win-
NOW RIGHT NOW!
Now we're movin' and groovin'!
You tell me I will.
NOOOO!
While we go to a fuckin'-
AAH! SPENNNNNNNNNNN!
Now we're movin', boys.
Now we're movin'!
We're catching that thing lickety-split.
Easy-peasy.
Bum bum.
I
Sorry you died John
That'll happen that'll happen
Remember what you had to cool that down because you had a gambler's in your chat going crazy every four and a half seconds
I owe the I ever did that. Oh, no, I don't think that
Hey, then. I bite a bio... I don't have...
Oh, no.
Peanut?
Yeah.
Yes, boss.
He said...
I lost all my snacks again.
Lost all my snacks and goodies.
Eggman!
He's laying down five feet from my body, by the way.
Really? I just killed someone to my left, though.
left though. I don't know but that guy was laying down five feet from my body
with a bolt action so if you push it right out before you guys my gun you
can probably beat the fuck out of them.
Jiji can you see me again?
I'm turning on switch now.
Oh yay!
Thank you.
Good work Jiji, good work.
Go back, go back and do it all again.
Let's go back and do it again, go back and do it again.
I killed both of the guys, I think there's still another one.
Go do it again. Bring it back to life.
Have it a Ouija board.
I can't stop.
Are they back?
They might be back.
No, I don't think that they are.
Should you please get all my snacks?
Please.
My sausage is in my crew time
This would be people bonka right there. I will get it. Hopefully he didn't drink it wrong spell
I swear to God if this guy killed me and then shot three bottles of vodka and fucking 60 seconds
I'm gonna I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I'm gonna explode
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'S GONE TO STUCK THREE BUNNERS OF MY VONCAN SIXY ZANGERS!
Oh, my stomach is hurting.
You know, we did the wrong spell.
Who are my viewers shit themselves?
Oh my god.
Wrong spell.
Unshit that man immediately!
Unshit that man at once!
Dude, he drank him.
He never...
He fucking chugged him, dude.
That guy's the most obvious stream sniper I've ever seen in my entire life.
No one!
Kill someone and then chugs three balls of vodka!
That- I know you're in here, you piece of shit!
I know you're in here, you motherfucker!
I swear to God.
I love how I don't have my mule anymore there's no right there's just there's actually no
way I just got stream sniped I look at love that guy honestly he's kind of a
dipshit the vodka is significantly cheaper than all the croutons and all
the sausages so he's kind of an idiot thank god fucking hammered for the last two seconds
of fucking hammered that guy was the only one where he lost to Genji he must have been
seeing seven of her six Genji's in one spot oh my god trick that guy's apple juice Genji
He might eat it for a quest.
Oh, God, that's not funny.
She's the biggest piece of shit.
Actually, the biggest piece of shit.
What's his name?
What is his name?
I know he's watching.
And I know.
Yeah, actually, can you get his dog tag?
Which is dog tag?
I want to look.
I want to see if he has the same twin
name as his end game name.
I want to find his ass.
Wait, what?
What is happening?
Wait, apparently he's actually in YouTube at night talking.
My mom just found him.
Then that motherfucker ate to a premium right now!
Right now!
Get the fuck out of here!
What is happening?
They're having beef with the BTRs.
for the BTR. We actually found him on YouTube. I'm not even joking. Ladies and gentlemen,
we got him. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. We got him. Get that motherfucker right now.
Get that motherfucker. He is the same. He is the same guy from streets. It's the same
guy from streets. Really? Yeah. Is there, you think there's a player in this and that's
why they're shooting the BTR? Oh, so he's not funny. He's a loser. Yeah, no, he's a fucking
loser. Oh, I thought you were kind of funny. Oh, never mind. All right, I'll change the service at the edge.
Also, isn't vodka so expensive that if you drop it, it's out. Thank you, Mr. Charlie. Thank you, Mr. Charlie.
Thank you, good chair. Thank you, good chair.
Good work, boys. Good work out there. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
They're so locked onto the BTR.
They're just all shooting it.
I'm not sure.
What was that?
Was that a player?
That's a scavenger.
You can tell because it's a scavenger.
They're all shooting the btr
We'll be the guy in there
You know, I think it got maybe I think it just got deleted. What got deleted the moonshot
Can I be discarded in raid item? It's in my mind
Who tried to my but much oh whatever he oh what he chug vodka he chug vodka
God. He's trying to find God might have been a really thirsty
scav.
Could I be that mood shot?
Bojiji is cheating hard.
Lumpfau.
Yeah, she is.
Oh, cheater, cheater, pumpkin, and joyer.
We got you, Steve.
Look at it right now.
You literally, we exposed it.
Look, look how it's exposed.
Look how it's exposed.
Look how it's exposed, guys.
Look how it's exposed.
Because we literally just exposed it for cheating.
Oh, my God.
Look at her.
Will P, you see that?
That's a face of a cheater right there.
Will P, you see that?
Like yeah, he's a bit dirty. He's exposed
This is live Jesus exposed live Jesus exposed
Honestly, it hurts when it's someone you thought you could call. Yeah, seriously
Did you I thought you were my friend and what it turns out use the fucking cheater?
Oh, that's it. That's it. I'm sorry. That's it
Bob to my chest in the game, of course
That's it. That's it. Is something shooting me?
Fuck it. We'll do it live. I don't remember where I put your bag.
I've lost all the trust in Josh, yeah for real for a second there I thought Josh was
our pal.
I thought Josh was our buddy.
Where did I put the bag at?
Gigi XQ.
Right there down your notes Gigi's a cheater, make sure you don't forget.
Oh gosh where did I put the bag?
I dropped all of your loot, but I don't remember where I put it.
Josh, do you know how many fucking croutons I have in that bag?
Four. Four croutons. Four croutons.
Well.
Wee.
That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen when cheaters collide.
He fucking steered these shits out of me. I bet you that's his buddy. Wait, mods, check
for that name too. Mods, check the YouTube for that name as well. Check the name of YouTube.
Find that fucker. Is he in here too? I bet you that's his buddy. I bet he's in here too.
Oh, yeah, I see that you account with over a 2k d of PMC's and he has other streamer name tags in his
Shit, oh, yeah, he's definitely GD. So we jeep. Woo
All right, let me get my snacks again crazy. I'll give my sacks
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. I've been on tiktok a little bit here and there and the the
the wide acceptance of cheats is genuinely baffling.
I saw this one where this guy was cheating on operators
and he died.
And the first time I thought I was like, dude,
first off, you're the biggest fucking loser
I've ever seen cheating in a video game.
Secondly, dying in a video game with cheats on,
you, it's time to die in the video game again.
Again?
Yeah, I mean, dude, if you die even one time
would cheats ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Even once in any game,
I don't care if your computer's shut off.
It's time, it's time, it's time.
What?
Oh, nothing, oh, nothing, oh, nothing.
It's time, it's time, it's time.
And then I went to the comment section
and there was other cheaters arguing
about whether you should die with cheats or not.
One guy was like, I see all the time.
It's actually so cringe when people think cheating equals immortality.
Like, dude, I'm like, are you...
I can't even explain to you on what level of friendless you are.
I don't even, I can't even tell you.
I can't even explain to you how, like, on what level to even think of this
situation from.
That you want, that is so many different levels of you, you have no friends,
no vengeance.
I'm serious.
They were, there was cheaters in the comments arguing, like it was just a
normal day.
Like it was a normal day. I was just talking about the game in general
crazy insane
Oh my goodness, I like had sheets I would never die wonder what like it would just be
So easy
Let me see let me see
Even a radar G if you have a radar G talk out that you ever die you suck
I'll be get some stuff. I mean, what was the service? I'll be back with a nice receivers. You're back. We make
Feel like if you have radar you just prefire everything right
Then you just don't die
And there we go. All right, good to go. Good to go.
Hmm.
Oh, what if you die to a better cheater?
It's just two neckbeans living in their mom's basement, eating dino-nuggets, fighting against
each other. Oh, dude, that guy's literally mugging me right now. Oh, dude, he's literally
mugging me. He's keep mugging me. That's the conversation I'm going to show you on those
two guys' heads.
I'm going to get FTS mugged.
Dude, that's it. That's it. I got to touch my jish called getting to de-stress.
You listen here, my lady.
You listen here, Discord Captain.
I tried with sheets today, so you're about to get punished.
You're about to get punished, Discord Captain.
Not Patrick.
Let me get a kid together.
You're stuck where we're at right now.
Bye bye, Discord Captain.
Well, I think we're at that point again
when we have to start saying where we're going.
It was fun of all I said.
Yeah.
You know, it's crazy, we've probably been getting stream sniped this entire time, but
they just suck so fucking much, we didn't even notice.
I'm not even telling you.
Oh, we get a little sum, sum, little sum, little sum, sum, little sum, sum, sum, sum.
Well, I'm back to pack armor.
Back to pack armor, guys.
Back to pack armor.
You want me to bring you?
Nice, mate!
Oh my god.
I'm going to do it in a cornd, okay?
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
The wiggle button.
Kill Tarkov?
Oh no.
Everybody that kills me is a cheater just so we know.
Yeah, same here, same here.
Same.
Thank you.
Well, you're also a cheater, Genji.
Cheater versus cheater.
Yeah, Genji.
We exposed you.
Yeah, we literally just exposed you.
Oh my god.
My god, you actually got so exposed you actually got so exposed. You're so bad you so bad
Did you have that rewind feature oh my god, she does peanut peanut blood
I I found it. I exposed her exposure. Yep. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. We got it we got it
Hold on. Hold on. I believe it. Oh my god
Yeah, I can't believe it either. I'm done. My eyes. It's right from my eyes percent
Look at that.
So you are the new Fortnite freak now, mmm.
I didn't think you were such a guy that would do that.
Now give me your credit card info to save to me.
Let's play this.
Oh my god.
The Bungulator needs your help.
He needs your mom's credit card numbers in the three.
He's watching the rest.
Quick, there's no time.
There's no time.
Guys, there's no time.
There's no time.
I'm just watching here.
There's no time.
What are you guys sitting here for?
There's no time.
You know that.
He needs your help. I need the three magic numbers on the back of your mom's credit card
There's a time
You think you know the red squares a little too long
None of those better feel normal red squares
Well, we get another bag bag so I can fill it with sausages and get shot I
I
Can't even buy a backpack that's big enough to do this that's height for normal people. There's no way
Yeah, you're a cheater you deserve it. Yeah, you're a cheater in the short. Oh
Yeah, oh, oh, we all you do about how short she is. Oh, yeah, she's sad. That's what I said. It's a short cheater
She's a solid three
Put six on a good day. Yeah. Yeah, you can't you can't cheat on those
Carval rides that you can't get you the car of rides, but
Those rollercoasters you can't ever ride cuz you won't hit the height
You get some sausages
She's bringing you a pack of yeah
to cross this bridge. I'm not gonna lie I actually forgot about the armor so uh oh
that we were talking about another cheating short person yeah yeah we know this leprechaun that
hacks it on raiders hmm yeah it's happening morning to you it's happening morning Jesus somebody's
jigs?
I'm fucking dead, man.
Dude.
Those croutons are no jokes, 60,000 fucking dollars because you, because it's, it's literally
these fuckers.
It's literally these fuckers.
They are buying all the croutons.
I know you're doing this.
Nina.
I know.
I know it's them.
I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Can I tell you a trick? What? You go to therapist. Okay. You buy the
the Emilia croutons and then you trade them in for the rye croutons to her.
Oh, there's over 500,000.
There's over a half a million dollars in rations right around the
Three off of the fleece I'm certainly 16k and then trade them in
Just kill me how much is one 12-gauge bullet
I feel like that's cheaper
We'll be in the middle, we'll be in the middle
There's no way you just spent all that money
I just spent all that money guys guys guys I literally spent over a million dollars on
fucking snacks littered the map of woods with all of them let's ride and one guy
chugged half of them this is insane is literally going and buying all of the
snacks up so there's like a million dollars but there's gonna be a dump
They're gonna dump the market. You guys better buy it at the low guys
Please stop buying all the fucking snacks on the market. So they might get a little expensive, please
I'm literally going to one if I die one more time. I'm genuinely under one million rebels at night joking from
Fucking crewed on it sausage
tomorrow off stream I need to see what your next quests are I'm gonna become the
fucking wolf of flea market dude I'm gonna buy all of them at a low and when
you go to do it and it shoots up I'm gonna sell all of them turn five yeah
all right let's go that's good they go that other place I need to go no no we
get your ass in this fucking rain fuck you so hard I'm gonna fuck you they're
just fucking stick it at me
and I you already know there's probably like 500 dudes loading up to get this
rain to kill me and take my fucking croutons and then there's another 500
other fuckers we're staying in the lobby to buy up all the croutons that already
are on the market so that when I do die I have to come back and buy more fucking
grew times what did he is that kid okay okay awesome as well we're not on the
side you're not on the side you're not on the same level as you now I would say
probably the cumulative like 20 hours of me watching you guys kill 40 bosses at a
time. That's true. That's true. I
asked a lot of noises were
happening so I had to talk
louder. I'm pretty sure when I
started, you and me were like
this same level. Almost. Oh,
Mr. Cheekquake, but what was
what good man? Good. I'm back.
Thank you, Bob. What? What was
ahead of me?
Quarters on the actual guy got
my course on spike. The
course on spike.
They're crouton, they're crouton mobbing me, and vonkamaxing me.
Oh my god, they're actually crouton mobbing me out.
I almost just drowned in my water.
Holy shit.
I need your help, John.
I need you to kill me.
I will kill you.
I will.
I need you to euthanize me right out.
I need you to euthanize me.
I need you to fill up my butthole with explosives
and then rip it.
Why just sit right on my tape?
Yep, if I can put a bottle of propane up your ass.
I'm gonna swallow this.
I'm bad, what do you want to get from that?
My hands are shit!
My hands have to be tapped with the bottom of your shit!
My man, my man!
You're a nasty duke and I'm a nasty dog.
Mr. Blastman, you devious dog, you devious dog!
Thank you, Mr. Blasmus. Not just for the day, but for all the support you give the stream with the buggy, Mr. Blasmus.
Means the fucking world to me, brother. Means the fucking world.
Thank you, my boy. That's very kind of you, brother. That's very kind of you.
GO LET'S RUN!
Wait, wait, you're gonna confuse, sorry, sorry, I got confused, sorry, I got confused.
Never mind, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Why are you playing with the officer anymore, because I hate him, because I hate him and
want him to die in the game of course.
Rule number one, always forget your day ones, that's what I say.
That's why I don't play with Mr. Abbas.
11?
I don't know why I didn't play with him.
I would try to get that fucking movie!
He's faking having a family.
He's using the fake family outage.
You're talking about, oh, my family has to go to Walmart today.
Good, that takes 30 minutes.
I'm on you, officer.
I hope you're watching right now.
I hope you're fucking watching.
I know exactly what you're doing.
Officer, he's a single man.
He needs your support now.
Yeah, yeah.
I know exactly what you're doing.
baby. There's not a baby. Oh, I have a baby. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Sorry. I've got a baby.
I've got a baby. I've got a baby. I've got a baby. I've got a baby. I've got a baby. I've got a baby.
I'll let you ride again.
This isn't going great.
This isn't...
Honestly, I've now leaked the map twice, but we're trying to evade stream timers as well.
This is not going great.
This is not going fantastic.
We'll get them this time.
Yeah, you don't know where we're going this time.
One step ahead.
One step ahead at all times.
You know what I was thinking about doing?
Is recording this and then putting this screen up over another screen?
Uh-huh.
the real screen that way we've double fake them.
Obviously, that's what I'm doing right now.
This is a recording.
Oh, I see Sermon.
Move the recording out of the way.
We've got to get Sermon.
Yeah, move the recording out of the way.
We're on wood right now.
Ooh, hold on, move again, move again.
Oh, oh my god.
We are playing seven D chess right now.
Seven dick chess.
Oh my goodness.
Seven penis chess.
Holy crap.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Yes, those ones.
Oh, I am unticked at all. Oh, one. What?
What one?
Yeah, what?
Rock one.
What?
Rock one.
What?
What are you talking about? Are you high?
No, it's not. No.
Okay.
All right. That's a reasonable answer to my question.
Thank you.
That's reasonable.
Very reasonable.
I've switched in scenes and it was just a bunch of bullshit.
I have like 12 scenes that do nothing perfect perfect perfect perfect
It might be the servers if I switch servers, maybe these are bad servers. I don't know
Why does one go back because we're gonna get stream sniped anyway? Uh
Should we yeah, why not? Uh, should we go back? No
Dude, it was honestly smart for you to put this recording up of just only times when we died because
Crop out all the times we lift. That's smart. Yeah, no one people think we're bad
Yeah, we really just keep winning. We don't want them to see that. Mmm. Mmm
We're seven minutes in and haven't found a server yet
That's always good. That's always a fun time. That's always a fun time. What okay?
Should we back out or should we let it ride? I
I say we wait till eight, I say we wait till eight, 40 more seconds, I guarantee you, Mr.
John, in the next 37 seconds we find Sarah and we will be rewarded for our determination
and motivation to stay within the ring, even when others wouldn't.
Interim officer John. Yes.
Back me up. Right there with you.
I'm right there with you.
Show me your cock.
Take your pants off.
OK, here comes my cock. OK.
All right. Ready?
How good can my camera zoom? Wow.
I feel we got the Hubble telescope.
Otherwise, we're not going to even be able to see the tip of it.
Eight seconds. Eight seconds.
Here we go.
And we're fucked.
All right, oh my God, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
Can we back out?
Oh, we did it, we did it!
You see that guys?
I knew it, I knew it.
Yes, yes.
I knew it, if we stayed in the game,
we would find the server, I knew it, I knew it.
Good work team, good work showing resilience and value.
But you mean staying in a game will help you get a game?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's an old ancient technique I learned in Vietnam.
Not during the war or anything.
I was there on vacation.
It's a lovely place.
Yes, sightseeing.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Did you bring your grandpa?
Yes, we actually visited the Eiffel Tower.
Oh, he was Eiffel Towering me with my uncle.
But we went, well, we went there.
But then we got some sushi and we got.
Was it really warm? Some mistake as well?
There's warm from the steak with one of the steak.
What do they have in Vietnam actually?
I just wanna ask, what does Vietnam have?
What is, like, I know Japan's got octopuses in like,
like anime, what is, what is, what is that place?
And Taiwan has computer chips?
What is, what is Vietnam have?
Not reading a single chat at all.
Oh, foe, foe is foe.
Oh yeah, foe, it's like that bowl.
You never had foe?
I never had foe either.
I, I never had foe and never had like,
that fancy ramen stuff.
I would the guy that invented it die halfway through naming it
Oh, it's not fun. Oh shit. That it works even better
All right, what other than do they have give me one more thing give me one more thing one more thing give me one more oh
Never mind dying in the game, of course
Now those stream timeers will know what we're going to
Virginia says Virginia says yeah, we're so good at this. We're almost too good
I'm telling you this lobby might be solely stream time
Let's do what we just did, go to that, let me just wait.
You showed your stream.
Yeah, the one with a hundred and seventy-five viewers on the screen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I have an arbor?
Why are you guys like this?
What, are you a fucking bug robot?
I can't...
You got the mechanical frag map, the shotgun.
All of you boys, follow me, gang.
I'm just gonna find the car.
Yeah, we go to that one room and we wait there 10 minutes and then it comes.
Then I come.
We're gonna get in it.
In what room?
Are you at the hotel?
Yeah.
Okay, we can do that.
That's what we did on Sunday and it worked like a charm.
Ohhhh.
Sunday fun day.
I'm gonna need you to cheat.
Is there anyone in the hotel?
Yeah, cheat. Who's your ESP?
I have no idea, guys.
How many people?
People are really going to believe this is true.
They're going to believe it either way, Jiji.
Some people on the internet, there's no saving.
There's no saving some people.
I cheat to make myself bad.
Good.
Well, yeah, there's two guys in the hotel.
I can see them right here.
Yeah, I see them too. One of them, medium cock.
The other one, kind of big.
Yeah, watch out for that second one.
I miss the man I was.
I'm not hungry anymore.
That was fucking disgusting.
That was disgusting.
I wish I could hunt here with these guys.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
What are these?
I don't know.
What are these?
What are these things?
What are these?
Yeah, dude. They're like armored up.
This is the boss. Yeah, it's the boss.
Are you high?
Yes.
Boss is dead. He died like a bitch.
I killed one.
I ain't got all that. I ain't got where the winners.
REEE!
AHHHHH!
You not?
DUDE WORK PEE! DUDE WORK!
What's up?
Get over here. Give this a go.
You wanna go?
BOOM!
Hold up. Let me take a pee.
Let me take a pee for what we're working with.
What's going on?
I- I'm not seeing anything. I need to follow in differently on my speed than yours.
Oh, they are. This guy is...
He's- he popped up.
Has he popped up?
Oof. Shit.
Hahahaha.
Huh.
Oh
Mr.. Pete don't read anymore after this
That's the junk and hold both of
Don't can you
God
Can you hold both up?
go for what
got you
all of you boys follow me gang
Oh, yeah, you're definitely a guy.
What? What?
We're gonna go to the distraction already.
Okay?
All my cute...
Okay?
The streamer Genji is over at the hotel!
She's got a bunch of loot!
Streamer Genji, hotel!
We're at the hotel.
Oh, fuck.
What's going on, man?
Come on, get him, get him.
We're at the hotel, you dumbass.
She's like, uh, walk away!
I don't see, I see a guy.
I got a shotgun down there guys.
Yeah, I saw a scav down there but I got a shotgun.
Oh yeah, you're thinking of bringing a shotgun to streets.
Yeah.
The reason I always have to refresh peanut stream.
Yeah, it's when I'm timed out it freezes a bunch.
Like he's just now walking up to me, but he's been in front of me annoying me for like 30 seconds now
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Hold on, bug man
I would check I would check what's this phase on the check
Oh, Jake!
Get her, get her!
Get out of here!
Our... guys...
What are we doing?
Get up, boys!
Shhh!
I'm a text
this
This help me get that game isn't that fun I'm a war
That's a G that's a G
Yeah
How much egg
Oh, Jack!
Where'd you go?
Oh, Jack!
Oh, whoa!
Whoa!
Where'd you go?
He ran away from us. We pissed her off.
Guys, we'll be able to hear the BGL when it pulls up from here, right?
She's up here somewhere. She's hiding right here. I can't hear you. I heard the metal.
Seems like we're talking.
I swear, I heard the metal and it's right up here.
I did too.
She's up here hiding. I guarantee you.
She's awfully short. She could be hiding on the floor of the palace.
I think I stopped talking.
You will be good.
Who the hell is Genji at?
Okay, someone's outside saying Genji.
That was me.
What the fuck?
Okay, let's lock back in.
Okay, lock back in. We gotta wait for the BTR.
All right, come on guys, come on guys.
We gotta look for the BTR, come on.
It's only serious. It's only serious. Come on boys. Good job. Oh
Shit, was that her was that her? I don't know
Yeah, I hear
Oh well that's the hell, that's the hell. I'm out of the race.
Got ya!
Where'd the BTR pull up right now, buddy?
That would really suck, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it would.
How would you say that?
Okay, I'll put my leg back on. One second. One second.
I
Have a plan
God, I'm gonna run down the stairs
And then you jump out that window and we we we we we we we just we start beating shit out
Oh, she's just there. Oh, she's on the window. She's on the window. Oh
Killer killer killer killer killer killer killer
Freak
We move your fat body!
Fine.
Oh shit.
Hey we don't need you any harm, diggy.
It's all we're your friends.
We just wanna talk!
We're your friends, diggy.
We're your friends.
I'm not doing that.
Fuck that.
Oh, Jack!
Oh shit, oh shit.
Weaved!
And where does it be done at?
It knows they're full of snacks.
She's still waiting as we move around that's a year. Oh, we're here
This is how you get I don't know where
I'm actually about to search trees. Hey, we're the fucking city
the doctor's kingdom the hell does that mean
I don't see her in here. I'm not seeing her. You know what, fucking guys? I'm having tea time with Mr. Goose, Mr. Rex, and Mr. Dog.
dog you do not deserve to live any more mr. goose yeah all right guys is there
any chance of beat yard doesn't spawn here as well
he's ripping Pokemon oh my god did you is there a chance of the beach yard
doesn't spot because we've been here for a while I don't hear 30% this is the
most age syphilis diarrhea gonorrhea
but whole ripping class I have ever done
this I've been doing this fucking three
hours I'm on my third set of snacks
okay I just got shot at and I think it
was one of you guys but I can't be
sent to 60% of the time it's 100% of
the time
Should we just leave then? If it's not here?
This is bullshit! This is bullshit!
Roll with relax, it would be the best spot to wait between there and feeder.
Is that true, Gigi? Did you lead us to the wrong spot?
Did you lie to us and lead us to the wrong spot and lie and lie or cheat it?
Lie or lie or has hacks on your computer?
Did you lie or lie or cheat a hacker?
I
Know he has all let's just leave there's nothing here guys
I'm going up to the top of the hotel John get your ass over here. I already know you're gonna get lost oh
Fuck me. I got you. You were Johnny. I'll save you. I'll save you. I'll save you. Don't worry boss
Oh, it's an airdrop dammit
I'm at the top. Where are you?
My gosh!
Oh, Jake!
I'm at the top. Where are you?
I'm on the same floor. Give it to me. I'm on Jake.
Well, maybe I'm not on the same floor.
Did you bring your go-home check?
I'm going to I pop the stem and I'm going to go check real quick.
Okay!
I'm going to go home and check.
I don't know how to get to where you are. Where are you at?
I'm at where we were. How much are you checking each other?
10 minutes left and I've finally found the BTR, so it could just be that it's stupid.
We're getting SCANED!
Hi.
Looks like you need a helmet, Jake.
Looks like you need a little helmet, Jake, you bitch.
Spider monkey!
I'll help you, Jake!
Yeah!
Help me, Jake!
Oh my god
We- We keep it a bind when we gotta get this geben going and face
We- We- We-
Quickly John quickly John
It's your time to waste. You're selling cinder block for $30 a cinder block?
Maybe they're simply nicks in that bunch
These are the worst caring-
OH IT'S KICKED!
It's so hard
Oh
Great water. Oh
Wow
Wow. Oh, thank God. They sit this water here. Oh, what a blessing. I should eat food
What a blood?
Trim it all on wait a minute. Oh no. Oh
Oh, first we're gonna look at that guy as a bitch.
Peanut, it's here!
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Peanut, you're gonna fucking miss this bitch.
You're gonna miss, see.
Where is it? Is it where we were?
It's over at the hotel over here.
I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you!
Oh my gosh, I
Don't leave without me, bud!
Don't leave without me!
How about Jack?
Oh shit, we're getting shot at!
Oh my god!
We're getting shot at!
Wait, you're...what?
We're getting shot at, we're getting shot at!
Where?
Fuck man, I'm the Cades.
Oh Jack!
They're strong guns, they're low-poena.
Why does a low-poena have cash, you also be sure to buy a...
He's not, he's not!
I want you to do my hand, congrats.
Thank you, good job, mate!
What was that, Scrooge? Was it a middle part?
I missed the middle part of that.
Wait, what was that?
I'm gonna helmet check the BTR.
Don't helmet check the BTR.
I'm gonna helmet check the BTR.
We get in it just in case we have to drive somewhere else.
If he shoots a bullet, he gets out of here.
All right.
I'm going to have his take us somewhere.
Hey, have a take us on a joy ride, J.D.
Have a take us on a joy ride.
Joy ride?
Yeah, joy ride.
Well, I completed the quest.
I completed the quest.
The way!
Shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch!
That's my friend right there.
Oh, Mr. Dablandt and Mr. Timsy, we never looked at each other's point good man, good old man!
And Mr. Suryoy never looked at each other's point good man, good old man!
Thank you, Bob. What made you do that?
That's the reason...
Hey, don't watch it in the truck!
Don't watch it in the truck!
What are these guys coming from?
They're just like a piece of advice.
He needs to survive an extractor at home count. Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Done! Quickly do a helmet check on me to make sure my helmet's working. That way I don't die.
Where are we going?
Are we going somewhere below?
Look how cool I look!
Waaaaaah!
I wonder if you can play Fortnite on these iPads?
Where are we going down, JG?
You're taking the piss! You're taking the piss!
All right, fine. I'm giving 80% of my taxes to the government just to show you.
All right, fine. I'm going to travel around from the north to the south.
I'd like to grab a rat from the corner of my kitchen and squeeze a poop all over a piece of bread at the morning for an ashtray of glitz's breakfast.
Okay, let's see you boys.
Oh my god!
I don't think...
How does he have someone's tail when I...
I'm just stemming the man!
I'm too fat to get over this wall.
I don't even see you guys anymore.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, and double fuck.
Are you shooting out?
Yeah.
One of them hit me.
Okay!
Oh my gosh, peanut!
Okay!
Dude, oh my!
Okay, I'm actually getting out before he kills me.
That... you hit me in my chest.
Pfft.
Fuck you, John. You missed. You missed. You missed. You missed. You missed. You missed.
You missed. You missed.
Oh, God.
I wish I had!
I could pull the nerve, bitch, because I could have any.
After three and a half hours, we finally gave the beat the arse
I mean, his sausages and his croutons.
Good work, everybody.
Good work.
We did.
That was the first round of play.
Wow.
Was that an enthralling experience?
Wow.
Let me tell you, let me tell you, no experience will match how fun that
quest was.
Excellent raid, gentlemen.
Excellent raid.
Wow.
Incredible.
Check next quest, LOL.
I swear to God.
If it's bring this fat
fuck more food.
I...
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I, but it's going to be something.
It's going to be something.
plugs a horse figurine in a cock. Okay, return to the BTR
driver.
We transit first.
Are we so dead serious? Are we super duper serious right now?
Are we super duper serious right now? Is it asking me?
to return to the BTR driver right now I've had him just about enough of this
fucking BTR driver I've had just about enough I've had just about enough I have
more quests on this list than I did the beginning of the stream is this just
thinking of an end what do you have now return to the BTR driver yes you have to
do that after that all right lets ride lets ride lets ride
holy shit kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me I'm gonna be doing
so many helping sakes on John oh my god John you you're having better be
impenetrable you're about you're having better be for fucking dogs I'm gonna hit
you with so many helping sake oh shit oh shit Tarkov gun sexual escape from
Tarkov Contextual!
After hours Tarkov!
Tarkov 18 plus version.
Alright.
Gingy is opening Pokemon card packs.
What?
What? I am...
Okay, alright. First off, the what?
The 41.
I'm literally getting my kit ready.
Yeah. Yeah. If your armor was a charizard and your helmet was a mountain.
I think we actually just met together.
First one wasn't first one was it?
I know that one. I know that one. Blue wise, white dragon.
That's you. Yugi Ho.
Yeah, I know that one. That was a good one.
That was a good one. Yeah.
All right, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to go right here and we're going to transient.
You see that? OK. OK.
OK, I got to eat and drink
Because we just waited for a BTR driver for two hours.
I know what I'm doing right now.
Oh, congratulations on your baby, baby sir.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's very kind of you to say.
That's very kind of you to say. Thank you.
You know, I need to pee. Well, that's too bad.
Go after the street.
Who's the father? Me.
Who?
Look at this, baby.
Who else is the father?
who else oh my god i'm an idiot
dude i just had an error on my game
okay hacker that's because they're hacks it just sends everything back how it was
oh dma card problems i've heard of those
DMA card problems. DMA card problems.
I love it.
Do you remember that like 3-way show when people got passed when Riot like break the bunch
of GPUs because people were cheating on them?
It was.
That would be the funniest thing for them to do with cheats is just fry their fucking computer.
I've always advocated for frying computer.
Dude.
I just made CPUs go to a thousand degrees. That would be awesome
But apparently they've bricked like a bunch of GPUs like hundreds and people got mad just like even if they cheat
You're not allowed to mess with their hardware. Dude. I want to blow them up. I
Know I want to I want them to get sexually transmitted diseases
If you if you cheated a video game you should be literally
Excommunicated to some island somewhere to eat everybody else than cheated just so you can survive
That's where you should live that's where you should be never an internet connection ever again not one
We're gonna have to do everything by fucking fax machine and telegraph from from this from then until the day you don't
I'm carrier pigeon. I cannot believe people would piss the people were getting
The machines break that's like step one. That's lightweight
lightweight
He's gonna build these computer again
You cheated though.
My actual real stance is that if you cheat one time, you should never be able to play
that game again.
If you cheat twice, you should never be able to play any game again.
I'll just say the other ones for hyperbole.
That's my real stance.
time never play that game again do times every play the game again uh because kids make kids
make mistakes we have a story time uh oh can we have a story time please go ahead go ahead no no
no you tell it tell them about how you had a child stuck in a computer well now i have to tell it
because leaving it at that doesn't sound too good.
It's not what you think.
I bought a new computer from Micro Center,
a bunch of parts, and I constructed it.
But I got these LCD fans from Lee and Lee.
It has a little speed on the fans,
and I turned them all on.
There was nine of them,
and they all had the Lee and Lee logo except for one.
Except for one of them.
It just had, it was completely new, brand new fans.
Except for one of them,
and had a picture of some Asian baby on it.
I don't know how it got there.
I don't know why it was there.
I had to go return it.
I obviously they might be selling some used stuff over there.
Branding it as new.
I think I have a picture of that.
You picture the age.
You had your computer.
What's wrong with you?
I love you. I'm so scary. He
hasn't finished his intro yet.
He's spawning the building.
in the building.
Genji, you know that guy you just shot?
It was me.
You know, you know, why are you?
That was me, Genji.
That was me.
I was.
Why were you looking at us like that?
You creeped.
Where's this building?
Can't stop you idiot.
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we talking about right now? What are we doing?
What's going on? What's the plan? What's the plan? What is the mission?
You should see how it went for me. Let's take a look. You want let's take a look
Movie time movie time movie time. Let's take a look at how it went for Genji
I
Yeah, my favorite. Oh, I see two large brawling man running in the middle of the map. You're lying. Nope
That's how they don't exist. Oh my god in the building. Oh, I'm gonna die in three days. I killed him
Good shot, did he good shot?
Excellent shot.
W's in the chat, excellent shot.
W's in the chat, gentlemen, W's in the chat, excellent shot.
An excellent shot by Genji on this fine day.
The way he's shot in the belly.
Excellent, an excellent shot.
Wow, incredible, incredible shot.
We just shot Genji.
What an incredible shot, Genji.
May I be the first to congratulate you
on your marksman skills?
Gigi, where are you?
Not near you.
Kill him.
Kill John.
Kill him.
Kill John right now.
I just killed someone that was over by his body.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, it's the boss.
Oh my gosh.
Why are you smiling?
I have no idea.
I'm not.
I will say I was the jizzy and the jiu because I recognized it.
I will say that. I will say that.
That makes you know how much work it makes you jizzy.
Oh, once before fan 75 cent, my son Bentley turns 10 today.
Dad, dad, dad, dad!
My son had the same birthday. Hope you can wish him a happy birthday.
Happy birthday!
Tell me your birthday.
Happy birthday, Bentley.
Hope his whip's gonna full of magical activities.
Hmm
On the sound what we do they got to be through this one
All right, there we go
There's peanuts body, I can't even get his okay
Why you always said go guys
It's not even my fault. It's not even my fault. I swear. I swear
She literally taught me
Why couldn't she have that aim when she was shooting at me
But he killed the wall seven times before he got out.
All right, well, well, we're watching and waiting.
We're watching and waiting.
A little bit of watching.
A little bit of waiting.
A little bit of watching.
A little bit of waiting.
A little bit of watching.
A little bit of waiting.
A little bit of watching.
A little bit of waiting.
A little bit of watching.
I was watching three hours ago and he was dead, tuned back in, still bad.
I don't even know if that makes sense.
Fuck you anyways, good Sam.
Hmm...
Can you jump on the ceiling? You can think of it.
Perfect.
Have you survived once?
Yes! Yes! He just survived the raid!
Who say no?
Can you make it clap?
It's like two airbags back here, pal.
And they're on emergency.
Someone just crashed.
No, for sure.
I was in complete silence when you guys killed me.
That was a horror film, and just snapped my neck.
Oh.
I was in complete silence when you guys killed me.
That was a horror film, and just snapped my neck.
I'm so sorry, boss.
There's like a death in what's that one game?
It's a scary one where you have to go find the demons.
Do not.
Open so much back in the suggestions.
You might want to find one good man, good man.
Thank you, my boy.
I think that's a piece of cake.
That literally doesn't.
How are we supposed to know that that was where you know?
Don't leave this one in the car, Mr. Nutt.
Don't want what happened last time again.
You both spawned on the other side.
He would think.
He's alive.
He's looking at us really fucking weirdly.
Yes!
Full P is determined.
He's leading.
He was gonna kill us.
I heard that, I heard that, I heard that, the mommy and me bugs.
You also can't put them in the microwave.
Vietnamese are famous for rice.
Like I not know he's two hours by
You don't wait hold up I ask that question like two hours ago
Sir you can see this in about two hours sir hold on think it was this one of the day
Gator
7265 so you're gonna see this in about two hours Gator 7265
I want to let you know that when you get here in two hours
You are not watching this line
You are not watching you to click the button at the right here this button right here
Let's go back that one the live button right there at the bottom right, okay?
All right, my man, my man. I guess it's on YouTube. So I don't know if it's right there
But look for a button that looks like that look for a button that looks like that
80
You're supposed to use your cheats for good not for bad.
Thanks for killing me.
Not for evil.
Thanks again for killing me.
Well, um, maybe I should turn my cheats back on so I know those are my teammates.
Yeah, turn your cheats back on.
Turn your cheats back on.
Yeah, whoever told you to turn them on doesn't want to see it.
You win it.
Yeah.
I only had aimbot on there.
Oh, my goodness.
Re-pop, re-program, and cheats.
Aimbot, ESP, auto-racism, like those are just like the top three cheats.
three. Oh my gosh, your helmet is destroyed. Because you shot it. Check my
helmet. Look at that. It's your helmet. It got half. Perfect. There's only like 14
durability list. Perfect. Just enough. Just enough. Right there in the sweet spot.
Right where you want to be. Don't worry peanut. I'm giving you better ammo. Thank you.
Thank you.
You guys, every time you go to your stupid fucking reserve, we die, and you went off
to do it later alone.
We just hit your BTR for four hours!
You piece of shit!
You went at once when fucking snagged me!
We'll give it one more try, but if Jiggie kills me again, if Jiggie shit in the fucking
crazy game, I swear to God.
We just gotta go.
That's right. I feel you there.
Think I know what I'm doing next.
You'll never get it, okay?
The government don't want you to do, Genji.
The government don't want you to do it.
I'm playing Tarkov myself and every time I finish a raid I look over at my TV and peanut
is dead spectating and spectating Genji oh that's weird when I'm spectating Genji I look
over my chat I see a bitch in there fuck you
I can't, you just sit on him.
Oh my god.
Now stop working in the middle.
Oh my god, Chronic already posted it.
Wait, what?
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
There's no way.
He already posted that?
It's so good.
I'm gonna send it in the group. Oh my god. That is hilarious. It's just pants and penis. Oh
My gosh
Let me see it. Let me see it. Give me the link. Give me the link. I just sent it to you. I just sent you the actual video
How does he sing so fast because it's chronic he lives for this
Yes
Rollic man make a clip
You're lying nope
It's pretend they don't exist. Oh my god in the building. Oh, I'm gonna die in three two. I killed him
I love you
He hasn't finished his intro yet.
He's spawning the building.
Genji, you know that guy you just saw?
It was me!
Why are you in the other bathroom?
It was me, Genji! That was me!
Hey Genji, that was me!
He was what?
Why are you spawning over there when we're over this building?
Can't swap you idiot!
Genji, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Chronic does not do it. Chronic does not do it.
Chronic knows how it's done. He knows how it's done. He knows how it's done.
All right, lock it in guys. Oh guys. I actually backed out my man. I get to join back into it back
Yeah, I cannot believe he clipped that
Cut it up in such a perfect way and already posted is 90 minutes by items. You're the most perfect
Perfect guy every time since he talks it's like see you just staring and he like overlay the audience you
perfect cuts I mean perfect cuts body knows what he's up to
buddy doesn't he's doing you good man mr. chronic you good man you good man
chronic you good good man yeah watch your spawn there dude yeah sorry my bad
guys sorry my bad I'm sorry for existing
that's on me guys you know what no guys you are so right guys I'm so sorry that
I exist you know what you got me shooting at me that time I didn't shoot
anyway I just you saw it you just you just were brought into the world and
immediately eviscerated correct correct correct
fucking crazy fucking crazy yo wait that's the new Kurt Cobain POV actually my
bugger is arrived think about it that's the new and improved updated Kurt Cobain
POV you might have a second oh yeah mm-hmm mm-hmm theme of that was a theme of that
to say it. Um,
was that was that we would do? Is that crazy? We say I'm
getting a lot of Jesus is
I'm gonna get a lot of Jesus is over here. Hey, hold on. Hey,
hey, don't worry. You already said it.
Too soon. Does the time reset? I don't know if the time
We said I don't think yeah, I think that's how it works. It's technically happened a long time ago. Just cuz we found out about it
Recent is it reset? Is it reset?
No, no, there's already been too much coping. You can't
That's good. They were good. I think we're good. I think we're good. Good
You're good, you're good
I think we got fine, dude, we got if we're not let me know I'll just say something way crazier and all the attention will be on me
I got you good good. I need you to get raised. I need you to say as many slurs in a row right now
Again, I gotta do it for you here
and and
Here's how it comes you Johnny here's it coming to you
I
For I can't hear it. I can't hear the beam
How did you kill lab with four tight
Did you watch crazy people are like people are like
like, like, like he isn't really playing like dude like I don't know like I don't
think Kim Kardashian stoop down or hitting the fucking battle bus that often
yeah, they're cranking us.
Steve Beds plays in the cranked bodies all the time.
Yeah.
I dunno, I dunno.
No?
Oh shit, but at least two plays, at least two plays that's what you gotta know.
We're playing on Thursday.
Are you so excited?
I imagine, yeah, I see you guys,
I'm not gonna lie to you,
people aren't gonna believe me
because you have to like literally be
in my metaphorical peanut juice.
But I never played Fortnite
when it was really, really, really popular.
So every time I play, it's completely new for me.
So I actually have a really fun time.
I really do.
I never played when it was super popular.
I played like 10 games throughout like the three years
that it was going insane at the beginning.
And it's still insane today, obviously,
like I never played like crazy. So every time I play now it's like new. It's a fun time, fun time.
You know what I'm gonna do Friday? I'm gonna mix it up. That's crazy you missed out. Yeah,
I know I got it missed out. We see John. You know what I'm gonna do Friday? I'm gonna mix it up.
We get what you do. I think we'll just get hammered. Play video games. Oh, no, no,
as well as the last Friday where I did something way different.
He's going insane.
What?
Guys, get the press of the line, police, police, police, police.
What?
There he is.
That's him right there.
Get him.
I cannot believe you.
I know.
I know it's a big change.
It's a big change.
I know it's a big change. It's a big change, but I know
Lives yeah, you're playing just you're playing just cap and jit on a stack
That's what I'm doing math in game and then in playing
I don't even know if that makes any sense.
It has to be going through a divorce.
Ooh, you get divorced, John?
Ah, T-Po's on you, T-Po's on you.
Four dots now.
Yeah, if you don't do the billy bop on me after I get divorced.
Four dots, friends.
second I walk out of that courtroom if you're not Billy bopping outside with
your little little I'm listening to my ear to the door and custody of the kids
goes to the wife I assume the T-pose right outside the courtroom doors you
walk out
the baby carrier too. Joe Pabby.
I'm with baby. I hope you like it roses are red violets are blue you have no arms or legs
Like a poo ha gotcha
Whatever
Whatever dude. Oh, whatever. No, I don't I she don't I don't
Whatever dude
Okay, buddy
Yeah, okay, buddy. Sorry. That's under me. Yeah, that guy was being a meanie you already called me
I
Sorry
Sorry everybody, sorry
Sorry
Hey, John
John
John what John what John
God. God. God. What? Hey. Hey. How you doing?
Gigi's been deafened for the last five minutes defending why she killed you.
Let me see. Hold on. Let me see.
Oh, shit! I forgot!
She's been leaking the map the whole time.
How do you feel bad anymore?
There's going to be a bunch of, well you don't have all your snacks.
She's punching holes in her wall with her on her dad.
This is when she was named Kyle.
Oh, it was Josh.
I found the key.
Ow!
I'm with the like she's a danger she's a danger
She need help oh it hurts oh we're in we're in we're in
I guess super far oh my god wait wait wait John's not with us we can kill him
and see what's next and we're gonna do my god fuck it I'll just do the old
fast wait oh my god who's in there building over there
one of our teammates could be our teammate.
That someone else that someone else.
It could be anyone and someone else.
If it was our teammate,
he would have spawned with us.
He would have spawned with us.
I know he would have.
I know he would have spawned with us.
This is not teammate. Did he kill him?
Did he? He's not even able to kill him.
I didn't even switch my scene yet.
I'm scared. I'm an Olympian.
I'm fasted. I'm fasted, I'm fasted, I'm fasted.
How much I got? How much I got?
Oh my god. Okay, that hurt.
Wait, where's EGN? EGN is on my stop.
I know I can't play fit we got the same spawns and I spawned where she killed you
Genji
Oh my god
Oh, it's for Rachu.
No, sir.
Jiggie's trying on her lemon pepper stepless over there.
Lemon pepper stepless?
Lemon pepper stepless.
To heal my entire body, because I'm dick breath over here.
Looks cool.
I wish I had dick breath.
Hell yeah.
I would just...
Oh, you mean you know her?
What do we do?
I'm worth it. She's ripping bags. No, she's trying on her lemon pepper step is I mean when she's really bad right now
remembered on
Ginger how are your shoes?
My amon pepper step is them lemon pepper step is
That's my old GD
Yeah, where do you go?
Now
Here you go. I'm over by the two pipes that you can jump over the fence. Oh
Double pipe yeah that double pipe
Okay, all right. Yeah, maybe the most pain is looking shoe. I've ever seen but that's Puma in general, okay
All right
That wasn't too nice
Okay
Follow me boys follow me gay
Little people get as fuck guys for the last time my baby is not
Oh
Did they see the box you in the back of the head did they see the box that you got the shoes in said Carter's oh
I don't know that means
So it's bond you by the way John be careful
What?
So which one's here?
Okay, here. Where's the thing? Where's the thing?
I don't fucking know, I don't even know what we're doing here.
Gigi, I was kidding about all those mean jokes I just said.
Can you come help us?
I don't even know what the hell we're doing.
Transiting.
Why are we doing this again? Is this your quest?
Yeah, this is my one to get it.
Wait, I thought you had to pop the flare, not transit.
Yeah, it says pop the flair.
Blair launch a yellow
Hey guys guys
Barge open so much here so much here a clue oh
Oh, yeah, they're inside so that's me. I've been the one I'm killing them. No, that would be me
Where'd he go? Take that door. Oh
Is this it? Oh, I found it. Oh my god, Pechely stream ride him. He's so happy for him. Great. Do I just do?
Can I just pop it right here? I don't know
You pop it you pop it for real good, but I do it right now about wait five seconds
Oh, well you failed. Yeah, it worked. All right, that was transmit
You've been naughty
You've been naughty. Oh
I guess John John back in I'm going on back in oh my gosh, they're not works you've been naughty another
I
Don't repeat up
I'm gonna be a fucking shooter fucking kill it
Do it work team don't work
All right now it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty now. It's time to get serious now. It's time to get serious
You have to talk to the BTR driver for some God-pursacred reason again.
That's the plan.
That is the method.
I haven't seen it in so long.
Poor Jinji Boshi is the patient of a saint.
She just snapped my neck five minutes ago.
What about peanuts got the patient of a saint?
Where's peanuts got the patient of a saint?
Where's those messages? Where are those? I haven't seen any type of those yet.
Oh.
I'm just hard on this.
Peanut's got the pieces of, John.
John.
I got it.
Okay, thank you, John.
Thank you, John.
Thank you, thank you, John.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Hot box in the BCR.
I played the BTR driver when he'd be killed.
I'd like the buddy job.
Like you can tell him you committed a pretty heinous crime
and he wouldn't, he wouldn't snitch on you.
You can tell him you killed like six guys.
I said, yeah, I mean.
You need to throw a bot in BTR?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, he's chill.
You could, I think you could,
you could tug up a doiker
and hit the doobie with that fella.
You on top of that?
Oh, for sure.
He's, yeah.
He's one of those Uber drivers
has like chargers and gum for you to take oh hundred percent hundred percent
hundred and fifty percent yeah he he's got chargers he's got gum he's got snacks
small water bottles I mean let me tell you but plug in the seat something cool
yeah yeah hands you a toke off the doinker doesn't have a buddy oh yeah
Oh, perfect. Super far away.
What the fuck are those purple things in the sky?
Gigi, turn them off!
I'm not certain. I've never seen that in my entire life.
There's a bunch of purple things in the sky.
If you guys get to see, there's a bunch of purple rectangles in this guy.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I swear, we looked up and there's a bunch of purple rectangles.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's why Gigi's cheeks.
That's what I said to him off-the-floor.
We gotta find the BGR driver.
Shader errors.
I don't think that makes any sense, it was in the sky, buddy.
It says you.
It would have been in the Truman Show, but instead of like everybody liking us, we have
and literally kill everyone we see.
He would have to be a Truman Vietnam.
They put like one guy in there and he just gets like,
he's like afraid of bushes and shit.
And then at the end of the 30s, they're like,
psych, the 40 people you just murdered,
they were all actors.
They were all actors and we don't have insurance on them.
Don't mention this to anybody.
Sign this NDA quick.
Time is yet to say the same thing, quick!
As fast as you can, as fast as you can!
Immediately!
You know what they should do?
They should take a hundred guys who have cheated in video games
competitively and put them in the squid games in real life.
That's what they should do.
Oh yeah.
That's what they should do.
That's the meta.
That's the meta right there.
And then the person who wins also dies.
Yeah, the guy wins and they go, you're dying too.
And then you shoot him.
Just kidding, shoot him in the head.
I'm just.
Well, it'll be good.
Oh yeah, I'm going to tell them to check.
Did you see me again?
Hold on.
It's here.
Oh, no.
OK, dude.
Guys, we'll be infected with Pokemon and Pokemon card packs.
What are you teaching my son, Genji? What are you teaching my son?
You need to be a better role model, Auntie Genji.
I'm coming.
I'm teaching my son about Pokemon.
Oh, Sturbusty.
No friends in school.
In school, Yon.
That's so mean. He only needs Auntie Genji.
Oh, my God.
Auntie Genji, we need your help over at the government.
Auntie Genji, please.
Oh you need my help!
Oh you're so smart. I'm a little busy right now.
Oh shit!
I'm over the way when I have some health points.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna pee and say 10 stars are quick!
I'll be dropping, I'll be dropping!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Jumped up to those guards, I started with the face, you died.
Perfect.
Exactly what I like to hear.
I'm a dead, I'm a dead, I'm a dead.
Oh fuck!
Man, so good.
You got skills, you know?
What the hell was she talking about over there?
What the fuck is she talking about over there, John?
She's going crazy. She's going insane.
She's on meth. She's on meth. She's on meth.
What are you shooting at?
A rock.
Take that rock.
Where are they?
I don't know. I killed one.
You killed one? You don't want the one on the right side of the thing, right?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, I killed, okay, that means two.
We have one more guard and one is too loosey.
There's no way I just saw someone super far away, right?
Oh, no, it's spit.
Here we go.
Okay, all right, good.
All right, stay close to me, John.
Stay close to me.
I killed someone so far away at the long files.
It was a really good shot.
EthanArg24 asked me, you're not the father!
Since the kid has arms and hands,
can you give me a DNA test to prove that?
Yes, I am!
What are you talking about?
Look it up!
That is your kid.
Look at this, fuck it!
It's just our girls.
John, John, John.
That logic is so busted it walked into a wall and filed taxes.
Got him, got him.
I only, I only, I only stayed in.
I'm behind the shooting.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's only two of them left.
All the body got you then.
Oh, they're swimming up on the hill.
Don, how are you always the first one dead?
I, here, let me,
I can find that in the game files, Sid.
Find that in the game files.
Garbage, what other garbage for me?
Garbage!
Data mine.
Okay.
Alright, okay, I got one, I got one, I got one!
First shot?
First shot, first shot!
Wait, a player killed John.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Oh!
That makes for a second chance.
He's gonna fucking murder you.
This guy couldn't draw a pair of tints if you gave him two hours.
Holy fuck!
Oh fuck, oh god, oh god, oh my god, oh my god, maybe I'll leave a job application above this long pile of scabble-lake
JOBS! FREE JOBS OVER HERE! FREE JOBS!
Giving jobs out to anyone that comes in the lumber mail!
We're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe, we're safe!
He can't come in here, I've already got him in his mouth
Fuck that man
Where'd he go?
I
Killed Sturman from 100. I don't know you killed Sherman. Yeah from 140 meters away. I need to see where's was that?
The log on the hill log pile up on the hill here, right?
Yeah, I don't see this big bug man
scared where is he well see that pile you're looking at is that you shooting
you see that you see yeah I'm just missing my shots don't mind me where's
yet what what what what you're going
towards it yes oh yes thanks I have to
kill the guy first no you don't you
loot first always oh it's a good thing
good thing a good thing it's putting
first any first they might be small
Come on, jump faster.
My guys, jump fucking fast!
Yes.
Oh, I hear the BTR.
Oh, morphing.
Gingy, those packs you were ripping while I was getting the side of my face blown off.
I hope you send one into PSA.
I somehow paid for USPS.
I pay a USPS driver to let me deliver it for them fold the card in half well the card have all the kind of
Okay, sir. I believe sir. I'm a little sir. I'm seeing
This is actually going really well, I'm gonna dead yet
You say I'm gonna cook him right here boys
I don't know where the guy that killed John is, but I'm just gonna go ahead and let him live, let him off of the warden.
I'm going through the pub right now.
I'm heading out over. Where you at, Jagi?
In the cabins.
Oh, okay. All of me get, by the way, I hear...
Oh, you're coming over?
I hear a lot of stuff. I'm here to horrors beyond my copy-hitches at the farm. Explosions, shots, gasses. Okay? Alright? Wait, oh wait, they're not even shooting at me.
Okay, they're gonna be aggro'ed on the BTR for some reason. They just shoot it for no reason.
Yeah, I see that.
Yeah, and you can just shoot them freely.
Like, they won't even aggro you if you shoot at them.
Okay, have a gun jammed? All right.
Nice job. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Just gonna come up behind me?
Yep, it's me.
Any moment now.
any moment all right okay I'll kill about 10 of them they should be 10 were 10
more left I don't think the BTR stopped because they stopped shooting
oh it didn't it's going to oh how perfect I'm guessing someone is in it then
that one
the hell
this thing just fell apart
okay I'm dead someone behind
just killed me
someone just went behind
with what
No idea.
I heard him too late.
His name is Cheeky Breaky.
Cheeky Breaky?
That's not good boys!
But now the hatchet's...
...in top of head.
Get him, he's a bonus.
With M6-1.
Oh my.
Oh, that's not good.
I just gotta get one mag.
I don't have any mags full of ammo.
That's a good for me.
I'm over here, Bob.
That's so good for me, Bob.
That is not good for me.
That is not...
That's not going to help you out in the late game.
Okay, what happened?
I shot him, but then I missed.
Give him a little warning shot.
Don't worry.
I'm sure he has no idea where I'm at still.
I'm...
I'm gonna stick in the grass.
Could be worse. It'd be worse
He's going pretty good actually. I've got a lot of confidence in this
You know what you know what?
Okay, all right word word word word word word word word word word word word word word word word
We're not to the streets on that one word out to the streets of that one
Then honestly it always is tough facing someone with a head made of titanium because the problem with that is right
is that they're impenetrable!
All right, that's the problem there.
That's the problem there.
Excellent rain, gentlemen, excellent rain.
Wow.
Guys, that was BS ammo.
That was 40, I think 47 pin.
Is it BS? I believe it's a G.
It does BS.
You missed.
What?
No, I did not.
Those were perfect shots.
Every single one of them.
That was actually bullsend.
I'm not even lying to you.
That was actually straight up horse head.
No, I died.
I died.
I wanted to get a blade in some JD for
the Pokemon cards.
Well, that's the reason I died.
Yeah.
still doing it. That's all we've done tonight is talk to this fucker that drives the tank.
That's it. That's all we've done. We're still not done. And we're still not done. We're
just getting started. We're just getting started.
Oh, the excitement. I'm down.
Whip out of block nine with the extended mag and the switch. Put it in my earhole like
I've listened to music and let it say
In the game of course in the game
In the game of course did you have an armored rig I could borrow I
Really use one tomorrow and possibly lose
What he can strategically place around the map.
I'd like to drop it to a wary traveler.
One with the fattest cock in all the lands.
Here's the plan guys.
Alright, Genji, you take point.
Me and John are going to sweep around the right side.
John, I want you to bring a one to six times scope.
That way, when the Quabias whips out his cock in front of us
of us and slams it on the table, we can really inspect it closely before we're sitting in
a bit with our next step.
Okay?
Good.
Well, we're sitting there lifeless.
Well, we're sitting there gasping for air, multiple holes in our lungs, I would like
them.
That's it.
I just laughed so hard I got the hiccups, that's a new one.
Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill
All right
We've heard peanut is the cutest thank you. Thank you
I'm gonna grab some poop head thumbs or the bald guy, okay
Okay, do I already have headphones on, alright let's ride!
Did you just see the armor rig?
Yeah I see the armor rig that's already... thanks boss.
You're welcome boss.
Thanks boss!
Thank you!
You're welcome boss!
You're such a nice man!
You're such a nice man. You are such a nice man, Gigi
You are such a nice man Gigi guys, I got my new quest. It's out of reserve. Oh
You know what you know what you can do that yourself without us
if I may suggest if I may suggest
I remember I was helping you all fly in earlier today
DIE!
play chivalry 2 I'm never playing chivalry 2 unless they have proc shot ever
They play shit, they add prox-
The game I texted you has prox chat.
Which game?
Gingy, what was it when you were talking about it?
I can't remember.
What's it called?
Hold fast.
Hold fast?
Yes.
It's like a revolutionary war.
You can run at people with a spear.
It's dick.
Oh, I mean I play I'd be down for that
It looks hilarious
Yeah, I'm still so disappointed in somebody to forever deleting box chat and every one I mean
Then I wanted to play that game so bad and I like without box. I
But some one to two they deleted it?
Yeah.
In one there was ProcChat, there was literally legendary clips
that have been reposted over the last fucking 10 years
that nobody can forget because they're that important,
they're that iconic.
And in chivalry 2, they just deleted ProcChat.
And I'm not going to play that.
That's like the whole, that's like my whole thing.
I know other guys, another whole thing,
but for me, that's my whole thing.
Hmm
So we two a part that would be amazing yeah, dude trust me. I want to play the ad prox hat all the way events
I'll go play the ad prox hat. I will play something to
Yeah, I don't know why every game does that function every game every game is a proxen
every game in the world. There should be zero games that function zero. Except why I guess
like a manga so it makes sense but like in every game where it makes sense
how else are we gonna call the enemies slurs yeah well well something like that but like
not exactly like that but something like that talk to him talk to him yeah talk talk him up
yeah talk him up talk him up tension sprouts that tension rocks that exactly exactly exactly
Thank you. You three. Let me see a word. The word is where there's one ball.
We see what's good out here. We see what's good out here.
Let's see. Let me.
All right. I'm going to get a couple.
Shield his eyes.
Palestinian Prince sent a lot of nut congrats on Lil Nut is the mother Nigel
from Rio too. He has his eyes.
I love you, Mr.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Digi is that my baby with two big Macs a
cartridge and a cigarette
Cartridge and a cigarette
He better be smoking in his house he better be smoking inside the house, so I'm gonna get fast if
He's not if he's not smoking in the house
I'm gonna get this straight to the adoption center. I don't need a baby. That's a looser
Yeah, yeah, you spoke in the house. You go to the fire station. That's my will put that on a t-shirt. You put that on a t-shirt
Smoke in the house or get left at the fire station. Yep
Am I right boys?
Now let's ride
I
Know you know me
All right guys, we gotta talk to beat you
Oh, yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, baby
DJ
Done
DJ
Shut up, John
Shut up, John, fuck you
Fuck you, you don't even deserve to live
Eat the game, of course
God
Psych, of course
That was me, I shot myself
You're working, oh shit, oh shit
Follow me, gang. Follow me, gang.
All of you boys.
Almost a way. What good man? Good. Ah, man.
I mean, the gas. What good man? Good. Ah, man.
Thank you.
Oh, what? Ouch.
Are the BTR driver will pass by the Loveville eventually sooner or later?
I have to snatch him up and the time is right.
I just have to talk to him.
He just has to have a conversation.
Excuse me.
I just don't understand how you guys don't have the map unlocked.
This is actually crazy because after I killed the 30 rogues, I have the map unlocked.
Yeah, I don't understand. I killed the 30 rogues like 10 quests ago and I still don't have the map unlocked.
By the way, it shows up on the map screen, right?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay. I sort of have an unlocks about I don't know how I'm I honestly I'm I
Had to talk to proper to refresh mine. I yeah proper proper is pretty cool
You know, I'm getting that guy some hair growth serum for Christmas. Let me tell you that you should he earned it
He earned it. He's a cool guy
No, cool fella. He's a cool guy. You have to close and reopen games to get it
Well, I I'm talking to be down first. I see Sherman's car buddy. God
Oh
Oh, yes, here comes
That's you guys got you guys got you guys got you guys got you guys got you guys got you guys
We can get him with these big eggs.
Maybe soon.
Starman! He's over here! Starman!
He's distracted.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here, here, I'll block you so you can't move backwards.
You can think, you can think.
Oh my god! Fucking move, John!
I got shot!
Oh shit, there's a guy on...
What?
On...
What's he on?
Crack!
Crack in math!
What? What is he on?
Piper's got a rock. I'm gonna go see if I can kill him.
We have guns, we can just type them.
I'm gonna wipe him.
Joe, we need to kill Sturvey and his Goonies.
Like, right now.
They're trapped in dead ash on a stack.
I see one.
Pulled out the moves on me.
Okay, he's shooting at us through a tree.
Perfect.
That's pretty chill.
Gotta chill at him.
Oh, the BTR's here.
It's at...let's just run to it, Peanut.
Going to the guards?
The BTR is at check point.
Well, let's go, let's go talk to him!
He's running when I shot his legs!
Follow me, Gag, follow me, Gag!
Follow me boy, follow me!
If I had my S, R25, he would be dead.
Look at all that blood!
That would check!
Oh, you shot the BTR?
Oh, fuck!
Over here beat your focus on me not peanut peanut. You should be able to get it. It's looking right at me
There's no you just fucked up
Can you not get in it now? No, he can't it's going kick him out
He not seriously
I was just playing a joke I was just funny ha ha I'm so sorry guys
guys I'm so sorry I'm guys guys I'm so sorry guys oh my gosh guys guys we have
to leave we have to leave now oh my god oh I'm dead I ran at least something good
here in this bed wait what happened to you what you did what you did I was
going to go to sniper scab rock to kill a guy where'd you die other people roll up
Right right below the rock
I will revenge you you need it to worry
John are you alive still? Yeah, the beach on it fuck me up. Okay?
Don't go over there. He
Is he cheating player and he has streamer dog tags? Oh
Fantastic play. Oh, I can't wait to die. I cannot wait to die sir. If you kill me
I am texting the key to on Twitter and personally giving him
I got shot by the BG
That was your fault that was on me that one's on me. I
I will not lie that one's on me. Okay, I will take responsibility for that one
It's what I'd say if I was a bitch
I didn't you fall all didn't you fall 150%
Did you fall I've never seen anything more did you fall?
Guys I'm guys that one's on me guys
Now guys I've listened listen listen I'm gonna take this extra one so serious you will not you will not even see me smile
If I smile I want you to put your gun in my mouth and blow my brains out. I'm not even a smile this entire raid
I'm taking this one serious
expert coms elite level comms
sealed team six
You guys took the quick extra we took the quick one
We need to transit
transit to stash
I can't believe I just died I cannot believe I just did that that was so
Oh, yes. Oh, fuck me. That was so stupid. That was so stupid
I was the dumbest shit I could have done. I didn't even think about that. I was just trying to play a joke on John
I didn't even think about that. That was so fucking dumb. Oh
my god
Oh my god, I need to do this on purpose of course. Oh my god
Super smart marketing genius. Yeah, you call it you call it dying. I call it marketing buddy
Okay, I'm good to go you guys ready
You know, like when you're like super depressed, but like past the super depressed part, what
does that call it?
Being happy?
Happy?
No.
Full circle.
Worse than being depressed, you know?
Acceptance.
Adult lives.
The fifth stage agreed there's something.
Yeah.
The major omega depression.
Dumbness
Yeah
Now
Listen that was totally on me
Was jingy's fault? Oh, yeah?
We're gonna need you to step it up
Around jingy this is serious if we die the game we die in real life jingy's and a bird your brother bear
I'm wearing a pack armor deal with it as of right now. I can't answer that question
Let's ride
I see why the views been dropping the IQ is too low shit was buddy being a clown for a little bit now
it's just a liability clown show and you got bitches on bitches line up to suck
your dog I did I went I picture now mile at minimum my log I'm talking
bitches down to the fucking all the way down to the home people from your house
to all the way down to the fucking home you miles of bitches lined up way to
to suck your shit. I'm one of them, man.
It's on one of them.
You know, he got birthday.
Oh, it's that.
No, I'm.
See, you got your little car with your number on.
He's number eight hundred and forty seven.
Yeah, you don't get in there at a time.
It's what he's waiting for.
He's waiting. I mean, he's hopeful.
He is hopeful.
I give you a shot.
Bump them up.
He got it.
I got you an armored rig.
Thank you.
I'm gonna drive.
Yeah, guys, you don't want that guy's ride.
Yes, dude.
No, seriously, never stop goofing around. Okay. Okay, you see
This guy's it says he's coming something around there's right there's right. Seriously guys
Guys
You do the teachers right thing
Yeah
the teachers
Stop giving them
Maybe they'll learn a thing or two
Say you just hand them a packet and hope they learn that's how you teach. That's how you teach. I
Know I fuck
The teachers right you did exactly. Thank you John. Thank you
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
You guys gonna show us friends. Look at what I said to the burp peanut yesterday. I
I don't like doing me clown jokes
Fuck you dude
Why?
I'm stealing that, I'm stealing that, I can't say I'm stealing, what is this liability clown show?
I can never be your size. I would lose everything off that guy's comment. I'm factory reset.
I would say...
Tell him, John, tell him what you'd say, tell him, tell him what you'd say.
Again?
What is this lie building clown show what's going on around you?
What is this?
Something a lie building clown show?
What's going on here?
How is it?
I'm a lie building clown show.
Get in the lobby.
Yeah, John actually get in the fucking lobby.
It's really good.
You said it a little nicer.
Oh, Mr. Weaver.
Oh, Mr. Sanchin.
That was a good time.
Oh, my good man.
Good man.
I missed the opposite name.
Oh, my good man.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boy.
Thank you, man.
My boy, please change my voice.
I'll stay there.
Guys, I just wanted to tell you we better lock in.
If I even see a glimpse of a liability, Clownshell, I'm going to be, I'm going to be, I'm going
to be, I'm with my cock out live on stream.
Oh, guys, please.
I have to be really mad, actually.
Be on stream.
Yeah.
If I detect a single shred of fun, there will be consequences to pay.
You know the gulag?
Imagine that times 50.
And I've got a car battery hooked up to your sack.
Dude, I'm getting turned on.
You gotta stop this, though.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So you better keep the liability clown show
to a fucking minimum.
Yeah, seriously.
You better keep it to a fucking minimum.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
Ride.
you
moves the world's scent. Peanut, my girlfriend thinks you are annoying and that I should stop watching you anything to say to her.
Oh, you caught me.
I was being, oh, you got me, oh, my God, you caught me.
How embarrassing.
Oh, my goodness.
You caught me, oh my goodness.
You caught me, you got me busted.
You caught me, I was being, you caught me, you got me,
you caught me, you got me, you caught me, you got me,
you caught me, you got me, I was being, you caught me,
you got me, you caught me, you got me, I was being,
oh my God, you, oh my God, oh my God, you guys caught me,
oh I was being, you caught me.
John, I want you to whip out your car.
Okay.
I want you to like my new loader finger on the piece of your heel and slowly move it
up to the back of your kneecap.
You like my new loading in-screen, Fina?
she's
is
gradable
and gradable thank you that's called branding
good work good work out there
i'm watching that and it's so wrong
but it's not guilty of the answers like bill fainty
it does sorry you say i because i try to replace every single person in my life
Why build the why built the clown show?
Wait, wait, wait, I'll fix it. I'll fix it.
Even for the next team's time of the train.
Oh.
That man has shredded.
Yeah, John is John is shredded.
John is actually so fit.
I'm really fucking fit.
Yeah, he's fed. He is fed.
You punch your stomach.
You like punch and cinder block.
That's that's that's something wow I fixed it let me see
Incredible
Incredible incredible incredible incredible incredible wow incredible
Honor liability clown show merch drops tomorrow
Oh, actually, I might as well make a wish with my little guys.
Please, please, I'll buy half of it.
I'll have to go to your bungalow, I guess.
Amazing.
My baby fortnight crying.
He's not, he's just chilling.
He's just reliant.
He's been dead for two hours.
He's not been dead for two hours.
My baby is fine, John.
You're over exaggerating.
The car wasn't over 110, all right?
He was in the car for 20 minutes.
He's fine.
Is it even that hard?
He's crying because he wants to open Pokemon cards
because that's not even true.
That's not even true.
No, no, he does not want to open Pokemon cards
with Adi-Jiji.
Something sucked up.
He does not want to open Pokemon cards with Adi-Jiji.
I'll tell you that right now.
Get those Pokemon cards out of my baby's hands.
Out of my baby's hands right now.
Get those Pokemon cards out of my baby's hand right now.
He's having fun.
At least I only do things inside.
I could not believe you would curse my baby
with Pokemon cards.
He's having more fun over here.
Hold on, wait, what do we got here?
We got these Chinese Pokemon cards?
I don't even know what it is.
They're Gem Fort.
Actually, how do you know they're Chinese?
Oh, that's the one with seven slashes
two rudder slashes on the top.
Wait, hold up, wait.
How do you know what you're getting?
It's all in Chinese.
Exactly.
This is a pony-tah.
What?
A pony-tah?
Never heard of her.
They have the chase card, which is the pony-tah.
I haven't pulled it yet, so I have a whole-
How do you even know that that's a pony?
It's in Chinese.
Yeah.
Because I know what the names of the Pokemon-
They could have at least made the picture, English.
Yeah
Exactly
Pony time is awesome. Is that expensive is that expensive? Yeah
The pony toes like $300 card
$300
We just isn't the same value for a Chinese card and an English card
No, it's just the pony toes like an exclusive
Which one's more?
Well English is normally always more expensive. Oh
She're going off brand
But in the new set there's a Pikachu like a captain Pikachu one and that's like $500
USA USA
I
Talk up is dead you guys actually you guys see the viewer numbers for talk obviously
It's kind of you going crazy talk office dead while that was that game?
What was that game we're talking about repo had more viewers than our graders today
Okay, let's not shout Ocarina's, Ocarina's is cool, Ocarina's is cool, they just need
to change a couple of things, they need to boot it up, boot it up.
Yeah.
He can chew his dope, dope meat going to join him, double meat already declined, he had
to do something, he said he'd love to be a part of the next one though.
Who is playing I'm not gonna lie to you the only thing this week that it isn't looking good is the Halo stream
Everything else is fine like the Mecca
Chameleon the Elden Ring it looks fine at the heart the Halo stream already have three guys into their busy coconut can't come
Double meat can't come Nick works hasn't even responded nature hasn't responded
I was like it's going well. It's not like it's going good. It's not like it's going good. We have a whole we have we have a hutch
We have cloak seat. We have you guys
How many people do you need?
Do you like AIDS?
We get gimmick and juice.
Maybe or a summit officer.
We can figure it out.
Where the hell has officer been?
I've been messaging him.
Fake family.
Fake family business.
Fucking name.
Fake family business.
Oh
Yeah, so we know I think so until so much that you play I forgot some over in after just 10 short minutes
After just 10 short minutes we're in and I'm dead. All right, did you go ahead blow my face up?
Did she go ahead and take my face off are you?
I need to keep your armor. Oh
Oh, yeah
Thanks, boys
I'm so bad at changing my screen
All right peanut btrs. Oh my god three people running right into these days
It's all male or oh, I think I just saw that. Oh my gosh. I used to know wasn't the bosses guys
Could have been well one of them had the that that skinny
back pack looks like a penis what's called use my back okay we should just
wait in this building to the BTR play it safe yeah I usually play it safe I
would play a certain your stream sniper drops an impact grenade in that bed and
you're wrong that the stream sniper RPGs that shit from outskirts
yeah you're much you know you'd up would you mind helping me loot real quick
I think we're good. I say we should stay right here until the BGR arrives and then we have a lovely conversation with the gentleman and
Bada Bing, Bada Boop. Oh wait, I need that box. We can get that box
you yet there'll be a lovely conversation with him and then we're on the way
that buddy box wait wait pull up John I need a better idea actually I mean the
better idea me and Gigi stay inside the box and then you stayed right here still
still as still as stone. See what happens.
Your screen is hidden, by the way.
What?
You're...
I'm just...
Why is your screen...
Okay, I don't know.
Is it fixed?
Someone just said it.
John, John, John, John, John.
You should stand right here still while we wait at his house.
What?
How we wait?
Fuck if someone saw me.
You saved, you saved, you saved, you saved, you saved. I swear, I promise.
Probably you would never let anybody hurt you.
Right there, right here, boys, right here.
Looking good, looking good, looking good.
God, cut the shit.
Looking good, John, jump right here, jump right here, jump right here, right here, look and go and look and go and look and go.
Looking good, John, you're doing great. You're doing great, John.
Adam Cook, Adam Cook.
Maybe if I look injured people come try to help.
Yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, you're thinking.
Ouch!
Ow!
Did they fell for it?
They definitely fell for it, 100 percent, 1000 percent.
Ow!
Did they fell for it?
They definitely fell for it, 100%.
1000%, give me an owie, you can be quick.
Owie!
Ooh, ow!
Give me a, ah!
Give me a, oh!
Oh fuck.
Give me a, oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Are you doing good out here, son?
Definitely not.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, she's done.
Guys, we're gonna be serious.
Lock in.
We are serious, Andy.
We are serious.
Oh, my God, there's a coke chair in here.
I'm gonna shoot the BTR.
BTR, BTR.
Oh, God, we got the coke chair.
We got the coke chair.
Let me out.
I get first shirt.
You go first.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna shoot the BTR if you guys don't stop fucking around.
You see me?
John John when I say close your eyes and run off the door. Okay, ready? Okay, three two one now
Okay, I did it, guys, I did it.
Now I have to hand over the respirators to the...
Oh my God!
Ah! Ah!
No!
All right guys.
Okay.
Oh you fucking suck!
Oh my god you fucking suck!
I get him!
Are you coming back in here?
You're gonna fucking die.
Actually you're gonna die.
I
What I feel too good to be the most
He said he was he was toward the US use that camp I got his buddy. I got his buddy
But the US use that camp I got his buddy. I got his buddy. I didn't he sees him. She's aiming at a guy. Oh
Oh
Oh single fire. Yes, you make sure you don't play concentration don't so concentrate
Concentration don't so concentrate
Yes, ma'am
No.
Can I- John, can you tell me if I killed him, please?
Yes, ma'am.
No.
Fuck.
Hey, John dead?
I didn't do my full auto-check. I peaked on me with-
Hey, John, are you dead?
Stamina bug.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
I peaked the guy and I shot a bullet once and said,
over here good work I'm faking exactly I'm gonna watch you watching Gigi okay
you okay you watch me hold up can I watch you watching me watching Gigi yeah
but then I won't be watching Gigi oh wait what if I pull Gigi on the left
side of speed I pull you up on the right side yes and then it'll be a bunch of
work oh my god I'm gonna pull you up on the right side and you pull me up to the
left side okay now you watch me while I watch any that you're annoying okay
okay fuck your girlfriend I now watching you watching me watching didgy okay and
And then, well, you're watching me watch Genji.
I'm watching you watch me watch Genji.
I'm watching you!
You watching me watching you watching me, watching Genji.
Can I just hold my breath, please?
You watching me?
Can I just hold my breath, please?
There we go.
Grab it.
don't challenge you to pull up
maest例 and
watching me Excellent
watching
I
My god
Let's make a beat
about to solve the fucking DaVinci code.
Are you looking to solve the fucking DaVinci code?
I'm not a lover of fucking DaVinci code.
Oh my god.
I'm not a lover of fucking DaVinci code.
Oh my god.
I'm not a lover of fucking DaVinci code.
Oh my god.
Alright, now I'm just going to pull the Gs to make it my G.
That was horrible.
That was awesome.
We, we, we made a step one small step for being a,
one giant leap for being a guy.
We do that shit like two more times.
We're going to be, we're going to figure out time travel.
We're going back in time.
We're going to figure out time.
We're going back in time.
We're going to find out where Deng is.
Kong was buried.
I'll do that right now.
Yeah.
We're going to see if that spaceship was real.
We're going to see if that,
that one thing about Rasputin was real too.
Yeah.
Did he really have sections of the queen?
I really hope that he really have a 16 inch weiner. I got it. No, you know, must be 20 inches minimum
Must be on Google a bit. Yeah, I'm telling you you can use that thing as a jump rope. Thanks
He just like fucking laser pointer. 13 inches? Yes, dude. He's in a fucking museum. Wait, his cock is in a museum?
Yeah, I tried to bid on it. Couldn't get it. Oh my god. I would bid every penny on that
I know that is because someone I was in science class with kept picking up the huge beaker
every class and going Rasputin.
And I was like, why do you keep doing that?
Because he had a huge cock.
Is this penis actually in the museum?
Yes, 13 inches.
No, be sure for real.
Is it actually?
Yes.
not move it you can see it's a little jar now you're lying that's not true that's
not true that's not true hold up is Rasputin's cock in a museum that's not
true is Rasputin's the Museum of Russian
you
$200,000 on respirators.
Okay, done.
I am then going to hand over Class 5 ballistic blades, which I have to bring two of.
All right.
This is AIDS in a bundle.
Also to bring hand over wait, did you can you bring me Carissa and body armor? Do you have that?
Did you be so for real?
Yeah, I can bring you that armor. I had your whole kit. I don't know if you want you my whole careful, please
Please oh my fucking eyes. What do you have? What do you have? Please tell me what you got your whole kit?
Okay, let's fucking do this thing. Okay. Can you breathe a crystal body armor though? Cuz I need to get I need to give it to the
BCR driver
Yes, I can indeed. You're such a good man as I'm now some 1 million rubles. Oh
I have locked ice breaker in word
Wait what I haven't unlocked I see how my map you should have had that a long time ago
We can go reserve allegedly. No, I already bought fucking half a million and respirators
We're going right here boys lock in
Lock it in boys lock it in you know what John you're getting off under this anyways, right? Yeah
He's one of the only ones that have it unlocked. Why don't we just go here complete the quest then me and Gigi icebreaker? Yeah? Yeah
Yeah, seven voodoo a third of a bottle of makis market exploring the nether with my buddies of minecraft. I returned
That's living large
That is living large
This
That's how you live like Larry yeah, that's how you live like Larry. Oh, sorry
Mr. Dan liability clouds join here time environment control damage
You're saying fancy Pokemon words. Yeah, you say one more fancy Pokemon
That's my mom fuck John. Yeah, Kathos
Pokemon what are you talking about? Hey, who's it? What's a mod? Who's your mom?
I'll sing his name
Your mods are very loyal to you. They had a little shindig in my chat and then they all left when you went live
And I haven't seen him since
The nice group of people
Pokemon is for children
Shut the fuck up
So I'm sweet the chat. I don't kill the message. Yeah, there's me the chat
I'm sweet. Hey, I'm sweet the chat
Also, I don't know what child can afford a ten million dollar Tarzan
Rich kid rich kid
I don't know about that one, boss.
I don't know about that.
What about that?
I feel like it'd be higher returns,
but it'd probably be a lot less sick.
Let's not guarantee it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, probably like 10 years ago, too.
I doubt anymore
Hey, how how I can these cards get how much more expensive can they get?
That 401k is worth more than anything jinji has times 10
It fucked on jinji
yeah this is crazy
get on!
get it on
you're crazy
go and get on
you got your eyes
you have your eyes
i cant believe it
you got your eyes
you got your own eyes
eye
you're just a peanut
you dont know anything
that sounds incredibly racist
that's gotta be racist
that is god ska be racist
that is gotta be racist
Yeah, classic racism as opposed to modern or open concept, rustic.
I don't think I'm going to start taking black tar.
I was thinking the same thing actually.
Dude, I need a little spice.
Little spice.
Dr. Prescribed, of course.
Think about it.
When you are in, when you are eating breakfast,
when you're eating breakfast, you have pancakes,
you have bacon, you have eggs, you have orange juice,
but doesn't always feel like there's something missing.
Yes.
Black tar heroin.
It's not hot sauce.
It's not salt.
It's both black.
It's black tar heroin.
I feel like we've all kind of felt like there's something missing in breakfast time.
There's something missing.
Something that's supposed to be there isn't.
It's a little bit untapped.
Mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Mm, mm.
It's the bacon.
I just said bacon.
There was already bacon there.
It will be your last breakfast.
It's probably.
See how cold that was missing?
Yeah.
If you're not up at 7 in the morning, eating pancakes, bacon, and a Miller light, you ain't
living.
You ain't living.
You ain't doing it right, you just ain't.
I'm sorry I'm breaking the, I hate to be the one to break the bad news.
If you end up at seven in the morning having pancakes, bacon and a Miller light and a cigarette
and a cigarette in your house in the living room, in the living room.
If you ain't packing open a Miller light and lighten up a Malboro red at seven in the morning
in your living room, you're not living.
You're doing it wrong.
Just put it out on your couch.
No ashtray.
Just put it out on your couch.
Do I need that?
Do you need that?
That's semantics.
Just put it right there on the arm of the couch.
Right there on the arm of the couch.
Am I right boys?
Oh, be some fresh bubble for two years more,
good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Be some fresh, be some fresh, be some fresh,
big, hi to you.
I
Come from back this I can't beat you rushing people actually drink vodka for makes it, okay?
Probably that's gonna be disgusting vodka is like not good
Like you didn't make it with stuff and it's cool like by itself. It's gonna be like the worst type of liquor, isn't it?
Right, I would say it's just straight up rubbing alcohol
Yeah, I would say top liquor to drink you've got like whatever that thing the classy people do in movies like
Um, whiskey, right?
Is that what it or bourbon bourbon bourbon, like number one.
And then is it whiskey?
We're like the same thing, right?
Yeah.
So I'll just give whiskey bourbon.
And then you got a healer by second.
Oh, Scott's, but you've Scott's and bourbon the same thing.
No.
Hey, bourbon, Scott's tequila.
Yeah.
But that's it.
Heroin.
I
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right also ended up not being the case for that gentlemen God Kermit
We can't yeah, we can't say that we can't say that we can't say it
Also, they ended up not being the case for that gentleman. I don't know if he saw the news, but he was actually killed
Somebody got him was it wasn't like his girlfriend or something. Who is it? Oh?
I don't know.
Oh, guys, who got him?
Who got Kurt Cobain?
Who do we think I got him?
Someone got him.
Girlfriend.
Yeah, girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend got him.
Oh.
Courtney Love?
Who's that?
You think that is done?
I think I knew, but for the wrong reasons.
What like we, we, we, oh there's no time for this guy to let him drive!
OK.
DJ!
I
Gigi I can't hold all this you know the whores. I'm a check. We don't wait don't don't help me
Don't do it. Don't I have so much shit on me. It's ridiculous
It's just a bunch of garbage. I have to give this guy for some reason
I
Yeah, can you take that back with the Chris in it, and then I'll take it from you when we go there
And who would you get that done yeah
Okay, all right. We really can't have this up. We really get down to some ice we go down here and camp the long road
We think
Yeah, we were ignoring you yeah take that
Yeah, find the power.
Stick it to the man.
Walkin'.
Now I think we watch this road while we wait for the beach yard to go.
Oh, we can go to that hotel.
Actually, should we go to the hotel instead?
Yeah, let's do it.
Right through the hotel.
all of you
it's one in the morning
I don't know what I'm going to do for the hour in between
me playing GTA and the game tomorrow
I'm trying to play it by myself and hide from myself for an hour
by myself and hide from myself for an hour to get to where you are you oh my god that's
technically how you spot me that's good thinking that's good thinking right there we come a
sweat
your peepers open boys we need your peepers open
I'm looting with your stuff well no don't you lose that Chris I lose that
Where are you? I'm past the blue train. I have something for you.
What? I can't really carry much right now. It's okay.
Okay? What do you have? This one's actually for B.P.
Oh, sheet! Little P! Little P! Look what we got for you!
Thanks for the smoke in the living room.
Uh, something in front of us?
Nah, you're lying. You're making that up.
Oh man, it's real person! It's real person! It's real person! I'm joking!
Oh
Are they dead?
Who's inside the boss you're my boss. Oh
I really want to die
Did you win I shot on the bunch as you watch you watch
Oh my God, he's scary! You kill him, you kill him, you kill him!
You got this, John!
Oh, and he's coming out! I know they keep out!
What did they do to my boy?
Where are you, my boy?
Who's gonna kill you? The Corrid's armor now!
Hey, this is a player. Do we kill them? Well, I can't come on. You're good. Thanks
I saw them four times
Oh, I killed the bear you got him yeah nice and then I got
Good work
Oh
He's a hungry boy for fresh air. I shot him many times
Awful goodies here
I'm a butt
What's that noise? Oh
Are you waiting? Are you waiting? We'll use the skp. Hold on. He's it
We win. Good one, JD
I'm the Luda. I'm to reap what we sow, Jim. I'm to reap what we sow.
To reap what you sow, what, death?
I am still alive, I will have you know, Jim. I am still alive. I'm going to live forever.
Hmm these guys are poor.
Oh he's just a morphine addiction.
What?
Hey hold on.
I'm gonna take this Carissa.
Oh that's nice.
Where's Tee? Where's you take the where's Tee?
I don't know where the space.
Jesus where's Tee? I don't know where the space is.
I got him space boss.
You got him space, but we got him space.
What the?
Get out of here!
I'll be going to the hotel, see the BTR there.
Follow me, one by one!
What the?
Oh!
God, geeah!
What are you talking about?
You're sneaky.
This is the body with T-cards, why no I didn't already got it, it's right there.
I'm on the move, Gigi, I'm on the move.
Right to the hotel boys.
I can charge you, yeah I already got it, I'll get the crystal, get the crystal.
Don't worry, don't worry, we're doing it.
That's the crystal, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
He left, I mean if I'm supposed to say what, no I got the other thing if I'm supposed to say what, it's right here.
Hey, you guys fine?
Oh, well, Genji is the coolest 40-year-old female streamer.
Oh my goodness.
You're kind out tonight.
I'm kind.
You see that, Genji?
Someone got a secret admirer.
Genji.
Genji, you're beautiful anyway.
Hi.
Hey, how you doing?
you doing what up nothing just hanging around just hanging around just hanging around just hanging around
so those shots coming from down yonder
I'm peeping over at the mall and down the street. I would see no activity at all
I think he's down further I'm running down the hallway upstairs to look out
these windows? Well, I mean, I'm gonna cosplay as a cashier until the BTR arrives. Okay.
Oh, Supreme Leader.
We got to hang out here, relax for a little bit, got to chill out, don't want to lose
What's in our backpack just gotta hang it around hang it around
Hang it around
You know if you see these suspicious hensie where we was the one more guy playing with us
Yeah, you died.
Who's his name again?
I think it was John.
No, it could have been John.
Rodriguez, Arnold, Joshua, Edward, Derek, Chris, Ethan.
Stop that I'm getting closer. I'm getting closer. I miss that guy
He's a little scared but oh
Jesus we go somewhere else for the thing
My waffle house ain't made by someone out
I'm just smoking a cig I
Don't know that man. I was I was trying to follow along with it, but I don't I don't know what the hell you're not bad
Who the fuck you're in this quest without unlock icebreaker from the menu guys am I having a stroke or
We just getting some dumb people in the chat
My stroking my stroke will be I'm smell pennies my stroking
Hmm
Just tell people oh, they got it
Whoo
Close one. That was a close one. That was a close one guys English
English in the chat that way we can understand the ideas in your brain that you put into the chat
Did you just do a puppy right around?
Did you?
Huh?
I'm standing above you.
Oh!
It's me, it's me, it was me.
Oh, she always goes woo!
Woo!
I've come to shock a combo!
I'm gonna go and have a look at that once.
I
Do what you see did he I wonder if it's gonna go back on it at that one spot that I found it the first time
I'm gonna go check. Let's go take a little peep
Okay, oh
Here I hear it. Oh my gosh is actually here
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Let's go!
It's gonna be here.
That looks closer. I don't know if my depth perception is all there.
That looks a little closer for the window.
That's fine, that's fine. We're here, we're here, we're here.
All the way to 12.
Here you go, boss. Here's all your icebreaker masks.
And your deusies. And your deusies. There you go.
Here's the armor.
We did it!
All right. All right, we're done. Now we check the icebreaker.
We're done.
All right, we're done. I was just an icebreaker.
Now it's really time to get down to the ditty-gritty.
Now it's really time, Gen. G. It's time for the icebreaker.
I got to I'll save you!
God, yeah.
Don't worry, Gen. G.
I'll get us eliminated.
I got my big bag on me all of you boys follow me guys
They gave the guy a plate and the other plate that I left doesn't go on my honor
Perfect
Wait, I just realized I have SSAP in this thing. You're gonna die out of his head
I cannot believe you've been trying to shoot me with that shit
How would you like?
What's that?
You know we can get right out right here at the
A, maybe a, let's do it, let's do it.
How about that?
Oh my gosh, peanut.
Please, not like old times.
I want to lick.
360, how about that?
Oh my gosh.
That hit you, that hit you?
No.
Oh!
I'll be gay, I'll be gay.
Ooh!
Mace 3 quidade! Mace 3 quidade!
He does not have fetal alcohol syndrome, he just looks like that because he's cool.
I killed Gibbon twice. What the heck?
Oh, triple shot glitch.
Oh, living on the edge, gentlemen.
Excellent, gentlemen, excellent, right?
No, you shouldn't want to, you shouldn't want to get,
you shouldn't want to go to the ice breaker.
On ice breaker? Yeah, no, I'm good.
You sure, boss? You sure?
Yeah, I gotta wake up in five hours.
For what?
That's a stupid job. Should I just quit?
Yeah, just quit I quit. Okay. Let's go. Nice.
Bigger. Oh, that's fine.
But you know what? You know what? You know what? Come here,
Sharon? Yeah.
Tell him, tell him, just, just lie.
Call your boss and tell him you have the black plague and then
brought too much heroin with my eggs.
I'm not gonna make it in with the eggs.
Yeah, you said that breakfast. Oh, yeah. Yeah bacon. I'm telling you. I'm doing to work and work
They can't let you work if you have the black leg
It's true, it's true it's actually true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's actually true. You should try it
John John John John John tell you the monthly
Oh
Son tell me tell you up airborne aides
You don't want this trust me guys, okay, you don't feel yeah you don't want this
You don't come anywhere tomorrow, buddy. Don't we all be cured on Wednesday?
Thursday
You're overnight I'll be back for Thursday. Don't worry the airborne. Age of Akir on Thursday
Yeah, but we're playing that chameleon game tomorrow. We can have it again the next thing
Tell me you got four days to date 48 hour
aids. Yeah.
And she's all right. Good night.
Gigi. Good night.
Peter. Are you seeing what?
Come on. Yeah.
Yeah. Good.
You sure? Yeah.
You sure? Sure. Yeah.
You pooping right now.
I just shit myself.
OK.
Don't get that handle, boss.
Don't get that handle.
Is Gigi deaf and ripping cards?
I'm pretty sure she's deaf and ripping cards, yes.
No.
Oh, good night, Gigi.
Good night.
All right, let's ride.
Good night, we're running good play.
We're running good play.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right, now, OK, I'm...
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I get to go to the ship
without going to that stupid fucking shoreline map.
Oh, my goodness.
This is gonna be an experience.
This is about to be an experience in bequest and quince I haven't felt before.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, going to the icebreaker without having to go to the shoreline.
That's something that's something to celebrate.
Isn't that that's something to celebrate with?
That's something to celebrate.
This guy never reads that.
Fuck yeah.
I'm blind in my left eye and I never learn to read.
Oh, that's right.
Right?
Everything.
I don't know.
Wait.
I don't know.
Use your body.
Actually.
Hold on.
I got to use a different gun.
We're going all the way to the top of the ship.
Top of the ship.
Okay.
Beat the boss would be everybody.
It's up on top.
I'm going to beat your mouth.
Okay.
All right.
Is that a singer?
Is, is beating my mom a singer?
Right in the pussy.
Okay.
All right.
All right, good.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Hmm.
This guy always means chat so much.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, good shit.
Now there's a truth.
There's a truth.
Hmm, this guy just read my fucking chat. There it is. There's another truth. There's another truth
Your child doesn't have a thought behind those eyes
This guy it looks like he's like two, right?
So I don't know if your two-year-old was solving the quadratic equation of
Socrates and Einstein at the age of two now. He's thinking of no fucking cheese sandwiches and plate-out
That's what he's thinking about you talking about he looks like a 50-year-old Chucky
That's very unkind to say
That's very unkind to say little little Pete do not listen to this lady. She's off her fucking rocker
She's off her fucking rocker little Pete. Do not listen. Do not listen to the words you said
Can you believe that guys I can't tell if she hates babies or if she's racing to get peanuts
It's one of the two, one of the two.
It's both, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I actually didn't mean it, it was a joke, it was a joke, I'm kidding!
What'd he say?
That was a joke!
And she hates babies!
Oh my gosh, I'm...
And she cheats in Tarkov, the triple whammy!
It was all a joke, I did not mean it!
I don't mind.
The triple thread, the triple thread.
Triple Thread, the number of some people, exactly, exactly.
You're just jealous, it might make me look cool, Jindy.
You're just jealous, he's cool as fuck.
He's actually so jealous.
You are so jealous, he's so chill.
Look at him.
I am not jealous of that.
He is chill as fuck, Jindy.
Little P, little P, what do you think about Jindy?
Fucker, hate her, she's just, what the hell?
Hold on, what is he saying?
What little P's he saying?
No, no, no, he looks so happy right now.
I heard she hates babies and is bracing against me.
This is first edition Charizard and a PSA Tan.
He looks so happy.
Get some bitches, Genji.
Oh shit, what'd he say?
What'd little P say?
Get some bitches.
Get some bitches right now, Genji.
Holy shit, what the hell is he?
What'd little P say?
What'd he say after you mentioned Pokemon cards?
I said get some bitches, Genji.
Get some friends and some bitches.
What the hell is he talking about?
Is little P going crazy?
Hold on, wait a second.
Hold on.
What's Lil P up to?
I'm ready, Gigi, wherever you are.
Yeah, we drive on, right?
I am good.
I love drive.
Lil P's been faxed.
Lil P's been big faxed.
John said I hate Lil P.
Like Lil P.
Mama.
Let me tell you, Gigi, let me tell you.
We are going straight to the, you know what?
I'm actually, I bet you.
I bet you, we are in the captain's quarters
with 20 minutes left.
I'll bet you, I'll bet you, I will bet you,
five Pokemon card packs,
that we are in the captain's quarters
with two minutes left, at minimum.
20 minutes left.
Pull it no no no I already know you guys believe I already know you guys believe I
already know you guys believe gentlemen we're going in and we are not showing
any mercy we're taking these bitches down
ALERT! RIDE!
And he gets lubed up.
Ah, we ride!
Give me that. Oh, that's actually garbage. Don't give me that.
All of you get it, Bobby Boyce. All of you boys.
Stand back, Jiggy. I'll show you how to do it.
It's pretty bad it farted upon
She back here
It was night out. I could have sworn it was shipton.
Who's out here shipton?
Who's going up here?
Who the hell did I hear shipton?
Give me that.
Here's some, some, little, some, some.
You pee miss Max Hallway in your YouTube chat.
Oh shit, did I?
Wait Max, you hear me?
Are you Max, you hear?
By the way, Max, beat the fuck out of that.
Beat the fuck out of that pussy!
Beat!
God, I'm a greger!
Into the car!
But yeah, I know you got it, Max.
I already know you got it.
We all know you got it.
You got, you got us moving forward.
You ain't gotta worry, Mr. Max.
We're all rude for you. 100% we already know you're gonna win.
Sure, I'll push you to the bosses.
What did you say by the way? What did you say? What did Max say? What did Max say?
I got a VIP or something. I don't know. Can you VIP people in YouTube chat?
Max, it's easier for me to see you in Twitch chat because I think I have you VIP.
I don't know if I can VIP people in YouTube.
I'm sorry. I'm here. I'm here.
Peanut. I had something happen. Oh, I'm good.
Alright. I already got a couple of we're doing pretty good so far. Did he do it pretty good?
Oh my gosh. You came out? Yeah, I'm good.
This is me coming over here.
Oh, that's the boss.
Mike.
Oh.
Couple goodies.
We don't find anything, guys.
This will be your ride, don't you be?
I'm just hanging around.
I killed a knight, mindset.
Oh, good work.
Thank you, thank you.
Take a quick peep in here boys quick beep newbie on the desk. Where's that?
You don't wish that's
Little something something
It'll something something
Special we in the side room is special where where where where where where where where where?
Where?
In this room?
The other room?
This one right here?
In the hospital bedside room?
Oh, no way!
Score!
Thanks, boys, thanks, boys.
1.1 million dollars. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, my boss.
Give me that.
I appreciate it, guys. I appreciate a newbie spawned right here every time and right here every time.
Hey, those are guaranteed spawns.
Somebody is looting your bag.
Is your UDOTS ready?
No.
Okay
I keep it cool, Genji keep it cool
Keep it cool Genji keep it cool
Keep it cool Genji keep it cool. Oh, I only bought one in this case. I'm an idiot
What I only bought one in this case
Good job. Thank you
Thank you. I'm moving down down.
Is you all right? I'm upstairs. Okay. Little shot of little shot of...
Give me that.
I got that Detroit Sinifad.
Oh, there's a bunch of them yapping over here.
Oh my god!
Tina, are you okay?
Fine, fine.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
I
Get right him right him
MCC one night, I will understand that
It'll be back a little bit back in
The way he says job airing them out keep on style
Nice.
Did you see your key card yet?
Yeah, your key card, yeah.
No, for this reason here.
Gotcha.
Uh, no, I've got that one, yeah, no.
Rit.
I
Bullet rounds for a 3.23 cent now that you've officially joined the liability
Clown show we want a peanut costume merch sounds loading. I wanted I wanted
Don't you worry liability clown zone t-shirt coming out soon?
I'm looking
Don't take your spot it take your spot it take it out
Give me that
No more moonshines
All clear clear you're not you're on the first floor right
JJ
He's I oh
$1,000 no way
Oh my gosh, you're rich
You're rich you're rich you're rich
He did some job good words you can work
Oh, why not too shabby, not too shabby?
What do you see here?
You think she's a 40k, right?
I've been like that. There's another one at the front.
Oh, oh, me. Oh, me.
Oh, the body of a greater fortune.
I only want one it's day class a to get to
Hmm.
Dialogue ride.
Ooh.
Come out, Gigi.
Are you a little thirsty out?
Hmm.
I can still hear him cranking.
Hmm.
You were a good idea.
Goochie-bob, goochie-bob, goochie-bob!
All of you, all of you, watch!
Unsealing?
Why does your kid look like the Mr. Cashew, the mailman?
Don't you say that!
And don't you ever! Don't you ever!
I did a paternity test pal. This is my job
I should add the smoke
That didn't feel like all of them, that did not feel like all of them, but that is definitely
not all of them.
Did you we got to we got we got a runner we got a runner oh
Okay
All right, it's a AP right through the face. No worries
Walk that off nothing but a me a flat wound
Nothing but a beer-flavored food.
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ.
Okay? Alright.
Things are not going super great for me.
I will not tell a lie.
I
Get up line
Get a clear shot. Oh shit
I
How you going to arm?
I'm going to go on the other side.
You weird child?
Oh, I don't know, yeah, well, the bag!
got him. Enemy spot. Oh. Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. He's dead. Good work. Good work. We'll
go down to see it. Got him. Is there any more? I think there is still in that back area.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ!
I'm packing a quick bag.
What? Oh, what?
What if you can zero to here this map?
Maybe.
Little bit of packing, a little bit of packing.
Your god looks like a penis on the wall. Thanks. Very intuitive very do you can
See if dead glorious dead. Yeah, yeah, we gotta try a hundred percent. I'll be under P. J. I'll be
Like what just that hatchet
Hatchet John did I John I bow
I'd stand back did you I'm going in
This is that's who to get that
I think he's top left.
We got you at the top left.
One move, one move.
I'm going in!
Wait.
I hear him, I hear him.
Are you trying to bug me?
You got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Got him!
Team 8, wounded.
All dead, all dead.
Okay, nice.
Good work, boy, good work!
Whee!
Here's our dump.
Out time for the fruits of our labor.
I'm just gonna take this rig like you do, like you do.
Do something, something.
There we go.
His body is like sucked into the ground.
Whose body?
This guy and killed over here.
I'm going to keep it easy. I'm going to have to be on there.
Who's that?
Do something.
Hey, do something.
You can close the door. That's why they went everywhere.
Oh, wait.
Oh, did we forget to close the door?
I don't know. I didn't close anything and I was not near you.
That's why I almost died. I've got to close the doors.
I'll be Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby. I'll be Bobby Bobby Bobby.
I'll be Bobby. Little bit of packing. Little bit of packing.
Hmm, is it already on the burnt ones right now?
Sorry. Her baby, Princess. I'll put that back in the day.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I think I lost everything though.
Oh, give me that.
Two, eight, four, nine.
Oh, there it is.
Two, eight, four, nine.
Little something, something.
Not much, but it's honest work.
I see I'm going to throw my arm back on it, then we'll go and vissurate the people out in the Helly Valley.
Right?
I'm already up there.
All right, I'll be off in a second.
In a second.
If you've stumped it on my entire talk-off career in a week and a job, uh...
They don't call me the LeBron James, you're talking to me for nothing buddy.
They don't call me the LeBron James, you're talking to me for nothing pal.
I earned that title. Blood, sweat, and tears.
Got my leg. White ones.
Is there four or five?
Who died this in school?
Oh, up three. Well, there's two. You should be five of the thing. Okay.
Sure. He's retired. Well, I'm 92.3% sure. I killed four. One, two, three. Oh, you're not done as well. It's four.
Okay. Sorry.
If they'll loot, Kate.
Heal us up, chop, loot us up!
I'm taking all the air with us, Red. We're gonna fork the road sweet with the entire map.
Everything is covered with us. You're not EVA-MORCAL!
I've looted on this ship.
Okay.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You're working... helping Judy Kilbrick to watch?
Thank you, Mr. Bonnie, Katie, take a picture.
Thank you.
It'll something something.
We need some water, we need some limo.
That's on TK earlier today.
I'm getting her back, I'll say that. 150%.
You keep those people's open. I'm getting her back at some point.
I'm shooting this lady in the face at some point.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Gonna fail to extract this hub again? No!
I'm going all in the boss, pal!
Easy piece, I'm telling you. Since last time, I've trained myself.
I'm a master of the iceberg.
I cannot die.
It's impossible.
Oh, there's a 5-7!
Take that!
That's 42,000 speckledoos right there!
Oop, Garbids!
Daddy!
What?
You're doing great.
Oh, thanks.
Alright!
Holy...
I'm on the case.
one
enemy spot
got one
okay
got one
oh my gosh I forgot smokes
peanut
I think it would just suck my.
Oh, ding the loading, the loading!
There's a lot out of this here, wait. A ton of them.
Let's see if I can see them over this.
I must have pushed up fuck it. I'm going in
That's your fucking focus right now, don't you like any
Yeah, you're just too right below us, boss.
I got no arms yet, though.
Arms and doodles.
Let it cook, let it cook, let it cook.
Did you get him, boss?
Good work, JD.
Did you get killed, boss?
I'm on the move, on the move.
Oh my god.
Hee hee!
Here you go, you got a...
You need Michael Jackson out of this, say well.
Heh.
Fuck!
Goin'!
Ah!
88 Snowman San-Oh-E-Nut.
I just opened a fact-new Gamma-Dotler Butterfly Night.
Oh, good day, good day, good day, good day!
Did you see the new zin flavors?
We don't know!
I got to lock it, I got to lock it.
Is that guy still behind that box?
Got that one?
Is that guy still behind that box?
Come on the move, come on the move.
Oh, are you behind the box?
Oh my god!
Oh, yeah!
What the hell?
Is there a door there?
It's fucking weird!
It runs forever.
What? How'd you get in here?
Whoa!
I was picking up the extra loot.
Did you just hear the whole time?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think so. I got him up and I double check.
You're careful. Stay frosty.
Oh, yeah. That's the whole whole time. You see that?
Never do that.
Yeah, I think you did.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
We're doing pretty good on time. We got 25. Okay, actually, honestly, in my mind, I thought
we were like 35. I kind of guessed right there what I said we're gonna do good on time. We're
do it okay on time do it okay on time 25 pretty good 25 pretty good
fucking
you stop fucking crying it's a bigot around turn it serious to G stay back
Oh, heavily two against target on 12 confirmed
He's going all the way up
Nice
He took my arm. Oh, you know what our boss
I
Patch it up
Burt P and animated already made the Jinzy killing you clip fantastic. What a sweet treat
What a sweet delight hold up, let me see let me see you you have to plan funny about a person or wheelchair
Oh, yeah, they got there, but for the most
Oh, I'm see it I'm see his face I see his face why more more wood
play Valorant?
Wait, where's the clip at?
It's on Burt P and Animated on Tiktok.
Oh my god, in the building.
Oh, I'm gonna die in 3, 2...
I killed him.
I love you.
Where's Pina at?
Genji, you know that guy you just saw?
Are we back?
Pina.
That was me, Genji!
That was me!
Oh my god, in the building.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I think it's not too good.
He's too good.
He is too good.
He's too good.
He's too bad.
You know that guy you just saw?
Oh, it's me!
Peanut.
Peanut, why are you not doing it?
That was me, Gen.G.
That was me.
Oh, my God.
What did you say?
I still haven't seen it.
I can't.
I'm not logged in, so I'm following him.
I'm just fell off because I'm too hungry.
Did you eat any food or any sacks?
Uh...
Here you go. There's the food.
Thanks for watching.
Is it quick bite to eat? Quick bite to eat?
How much time we got?
Twenty-two and a half. We're doing print day!
Print day! Good, Genji.
If I do say so...
...by itself.
pack a couple mags couple mags they will get there blow black
hey you saw something you saw something we're going for Max when boys we're going
for Max with this time I'm taking every force of you all the ammo
Mm-hmm
That right yard there that right yard there he's watching you see it
So good. Like how does he do it so fast? I don't know. I don't know.
He's too good. He's too good. He's too good. He's too good.
Oh, God.
Mmm. There was one. This bag out for that one. Put that right there.
We'll see if these other guys have M4s.
A little bit of extra 5. I see that boy.
This bad boy out
Here we go
There's a third guy and there's a third person yet.
Oh, that was a score!
Wait, now I'm ready to rumble.
Please grab my backpack, we'll take it.
Do that.
That right yonder.
That right there.
Right there, this right here.
That right
Stand back you
This is gonna blow my back back off the map is that right?
No
We know if this Bobby to kills you I
Don't know actually, but let me show them he's like the code into the top one
I can put my backpack on as well.
You know what, let me do this.
Oh, you have to do it?
I don't know. There was a question on this, and I have to do the Jane.
I just don't want to get you sick.
Okay, that's right.
One more, one more.
One more.
Now, don't bother me back on.
You know, you're a big day. You're never truly clean.
Spread the word.
There's also sours, you dumb bitch.
Shower's ever heard of them stinky
Anybody here
Which is gonna be loaded I see what I got 15. Yeah, that's what you wanted
I should be able to make it to one of those with the water in them before that goes down
Okay, I do have water if you need it
Yeah, how many we well I've got me six
five people in here right no there's no five people in here and then five people
top or six people here then five people down there are six in here there's six
in here five people down I think is that right I think yeah I think you're
right it's six people in here five people top
Watch it
Here's some oh, that's not water
Here you go. Thanks, boss. You're welcome both
Those ships use it
What do I perfectly on the gymnasium
Very nice
Now go to the good end yeah, that's actually not perfect of a gym. What do I want?
Watch it
I think I think I'm gonna go
What's good, it's a big watch this big watch
You watch out
I understand
Oh my gosh
No, I'm down to down I can't see dick shit
You want to do one?
Oh, do you want to crush a holly?
Roger.
Roger!
Tina, I hear it.
Oh shit!
Tina, can you see?
Not really!
I'll do another smoke grenade bludge.
Oh my gosh, Tina! Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh my gosh, there's no smoke there.
Oh!
Eh!
There's two on the right side, two on the right side there!
Oh!
Now watch out, watch out!
Oh my god!
Go down?
Why did I look at it? I told you to watch out and I watched you to make you okay, but I-
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
One more, did you- one more!
One more to go!
You ever can be
Yeah, I got five right, but I get six we're fine. I got right
Oh wait, that's not a slow Cali of Nate's you don't read. Don't read. See we can be out. We're back there
I don't know what that was okay
I think that's it.
Little something, something, little something, something.
Oh, oh, that's nice.
How much do you just make right here have anything in his pockets?
I know society might have downed pocket stuff
because I've seen less from have something pocket.
But the first is all of them.
Well, I think what it is is it's a certain amount,
but it's split between the bosses.
So like one boss can have like three thousand
and the other one can have like none.
And the other one has like five hundred, you know.
Oh, oh, God, yeah.
That makes sense, it makes sense.
Packing a couple mags.
Like you do, like you do.
Don't get everything. I'm getting all the ammo out of all these fucking mags.
I'm telling you, I'm walking out of here stacked.
I'm walking out of here filled to the brim.
That right there, that right there.
I got it.
Check this shit in my pocket for some cash.
No cash.
Oh that was a score?
What I visit scored and a hundred thousand mech old news boy a dozen mech old news
Will easy as well
Oh
How's your go to the Gigi get rich
No, just really food a little stacks late night stacks. I oh
I need to use up on the class to buy
This bad boy
I do need you to use for my hideout
Thanks much
In fact, this bad boy
and we don't like you
I'm gonna be found by you for your hideout now
I'm gonna go back there
I'm just gonna go back
Come on, come on
I've been selling it for more to get here
Wait
GG. Who do you sell your night vision to?
Hmm. Is it Yeager that buys them for more now?
Since when? It's all about the mechanic.
I actually don't know.
Is that true?
I just check who has it for the most.
Hmm.
Oh.
Little chom chom, leave me alone.
It's one of the traders all the way on the right side.
That's right, that's right.
Maybe it is Raph.
Well, he only uses GP coins, doesn't he?
What do you sell the things in for?
I'm pretty sure...
Did he give you cash?
What does Raph give you when you sell it to him?
I think he gives you cash.
Where'd you get that?
Oh, brilliant. 80k to mech, 85k to ref.
Oh, I had no ref. I didn't know you could sell stuff to ref.
And I had to get the GP coins.
You get the key watch?
Yeah, I did. I opened these.
What are they? Just nothing here.
I'm going to the top level.
Let me get you, let me watch.
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm on a mission.
Where's the captain's thing?
Is that in syllabus?
Yeah, did you get the blow torch?
Mm-mm-mm, yeah, I got it.
Let me get you, let me watch.
Mm-mm.
If he's bored most of the time,
Do I get more from... Wait, until you get more from Rep is...
If his loyalty is high, I said, where's that a thing?
Is that true?
Hmm, probably.
Cause that's how, um...
What's his name is?
Society changed him too fast.
Actually, I think that's how all traders are.
If they're Rep... I mean Rep...
If their Rep is higher, you get more stuff.
I never do that.
I have $6000 in my idea.
Cause that's how, um...
I know for a fact, that's how it is with your scav rep.
I'm going to see you these times, see you these times.
Okay.
See you these times, see you these times.
That right. Yeah, that my family saw a little like you do.
My boyfriend's birthday is tomorrow.
He is a big fan of yours and would probably leave me for you.
Can you wish Nathan a happy birthday?
If you ever want to leave, I will love you more than Jamerikin.
That'd be his birthday day, then!
I hope it is whimsical and full of magical activities, good say?
No luck in.
Oh, that was my last smoke and it is not in the right spot.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, they're all camping upstairs too!
Just the eyes of these fucks myself already, Duncan.
What was your motto? My mofa's quite good man, good um man.
Can you make them help you?
Yeah, kind of. I use my last smoke, it's not even the right spot. And then all of a sudden...
Go fuck it, I'm going in, I'm going in!
Oh my god!
Okay, they can see right through this one. They can see directly through this book. I have no
No Ledge!
Do I go out the door or do you?
I can't remember.
Rock it!
Oh I hear you up there.
Okay.
I'm gonna go up there.
I'm gonna watch the book down the hallway.
I'll be gone!
Yeah, that's me, that's me, please go!
Okay.
Another one, two down, two down!
Two down!
Oh my god!
You got it.
My god, shit!
We're fucking done it!
I can't, I can't even move!
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Oh my.
You're really on that time of month, huh?
On that time of month, on that time of month.
Happy full month, Sidney, happy full month.
Come on, come on.
He's dead.
That guy's already dead.
Hey, how many, how many are dead, how many are dead?
Wait.
One, two, three, four.
I only see four right now.
We got one more.
Here, take that poop at all next to you.
I already popped the ECG, no worries.
Oh, okay.
You probably need to use it just in case.
Really, really, really, really.
Put my body back together like...
DJ!
What?
You're doing great.
He's right out there.
They put my legs back online
We did seven minutes, you gotta put up a gas oh
My god, I'm out of food. I'm about to lose all the shit that I just fucking
Are we so dead fucking serious
Are we soup and poop is serious? I just lost all the limbs I just put back on
And now I don't even have enough to prepare my whole body.
Perfect.
What a sweet delight.
What a sweet little treat.
I think you want to back up stairs.
A sweet little delight.
A sweet little treat.
Wait, you need food?
I don't have to do that.
Don't worry.
I'll take the answers out.
Well, okay.
I actually don't have.
Oh, yeah, I put my bean back on I have a proper time going
What?
She's a buddy. Let's hear my skit. I'm wasting I'm wasting everything I
Put my something back on twice now and still blacked
Thank you
I'm trying to.
Okay, I got him.
Good work, J.G.
Thank you.
I should have two more left, then I'm good to go.
Give her the torch.
Oh, no, no, I have to do it for my quest.
No, no, I do for my quest
Yeah, we got a lot of time here team
Kind of running out of time here. They're all dead for sure, right?
Yeah, they're all dead. Okay, good. I'm gonna rush up to the captain's quarters
Pop it open for real goodbye
Do we think she got that cuz she's cheating up I'm saying
I was under attack I knew who to call it and that's cheater extraordinaire
Hacker ESP number one supreme leader digi
I'm sorry.
Now, time.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Big room, Diggy.
I've beat up the radio.
Go get that key card and open this cart.
What do you got? What do you got?
Remember, in the captain?
The captain has a key card that you want to open the door on the left side over there.
Oh, Diggy, move!
You move!
I don't know if we're going to make this.
You better hurry up, buddy.
Go, go, go!
Did you see where I left my backpack at?
Wait, fuck, I don't remember where I left my backpack.
Uh, I have no idea.
Where did my backpack, where did my backpack at?
You should have left the helicopter yet.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, we are so fucked, oh my god.
That's where we left my backpack at.
Boom door, oh yeah, boom door, boom door, boom door, boom door.
Open the door!
I don't know how I can hear all of that.
Ugh!
We got the thing, we got the thing.
We got the card.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
You got some Lennox?
Oh no, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
You see, I need to call the piggy.
Okay.
I know.
Okay.
I don't get it.
Okay.
Oh
Okay, I'll get some trouble. I'll get some cool stuff
We'll see yeah, I don't see momentos or anything like that
Yeah, sometimes there's not yeah, you need those those are your quest items there's three of them
people deal with them what was it what I'm on top of the the PC I lose that one I lose that one
okay the other one should be I see I see I got I got I got three I got three okay you see there's a
quest I write below me again
Oh
We have to come back and do it. Oh, no, what is it? What is it? It's in one of the locked rooms and I think I have a key
Where's your backpack?
Oh god, do any of these stems give me pain relieving?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Where's my backpack? Where's my backpack?
Where's my backpack?
Peanut, please, please!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACKPACK?
Dude.
WHERE IS MY PACKPACK?
I don't know, did we leave it at like the front of the place or...
Fuck, I have to go.
Oh my god, they told me boom door and it wasn't the boom door.
I cannot believe that. I just got fucking one guy into leaving everything.
everything. No way! No way! I shot one guy, it'll lead to everything. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Is it not down below? Oh my god, he must. And 11. And 11. And 11. Oh my god, kill me.
Kill me right now. Kill me literally right now. Kill me right now. Kill me right now.
I cannot believe I just got one guy leaving me all the loose.
Kelly. Holy shit. Oh my god.
It was the very bottom floor.
Chillin' brain.
Went in for the bosses.
Why do you leave your bag there?
Why not put the rigs of loot at the helipad
and then run with your backpack?
That's what I do every time.
That's a pretty good tactic.
That's a pretty no it wasn't on it wasn't near the blue door. No, I checked. Oh, it's really checked
I looked everywhere. Oh, you have your bag though. I don't know where it went. I don't know. I don't know where it was
Oh, you picked up the oh you you did loot the bosses though, and then you went upstairs and dropped it
Oh, is it the code door that 312220?
Oh, perfect. What does he treat? Ah, good knowing the last entire hour was for nothing.
Hooray!
Oh, you missed a quest though. You're closer to getting that key card.
Oh my god, it wants me to ask the BTR driver what to do next.
Hinty, I was told on the last quest that that was the last BTR quest I had to do.
That's not though because you have to, like,
rescue the guy inside that door.
AHHHHHHH!
How many times has this game been asked me to hunt down the BTR man?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
I don't know what's annoying.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Mechanic, I need your help. I need you to kill me.
Uh, probably need to turn that stuff into mechanics though.
I'm giving mechanic the doogies.
Yes, that's for you big man. That's for you. There you go. Oh, I think the wrong button. I think baby
No, I don't have it. We hand over the ultra link satellite modules three of them and then ask the beach our driver what you do next
I should kill me
You'll be killing killing killing killing. You don't have the ultra links. I'll get you. I've only got two of all your time
We ever found you
I'm getting off. I'm getting fucked up
Obviously, fuck off.
Between leaving my backpack and having to go back
to the P.E. Charger for the 50th time.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off, I'm getting a Tasty Burger,
I'm taking a shit, and then I'm going to bed.
That's my plan.
That's the master plan.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
Good plan, Ziggy, have a good night.
Oh, good, P.G.'s.
I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
Go bake it, maybe some bacon, maybe a little bit of bacon.
Guys, guys, no way.
You guys just one guy at me and it'll leave my backpack.
What the hell was that out there, boys?
What the hell was that out there?
You know what I need that?
Look at my money.
700,000 rubles, what are you doing, one guy at me?
I needed that, I needed that.
Go get it back, oh, would.
Oh, nothing put it that way.
I thought about it that way.
You're thinking.
You suppose we're stupid about?
Insane levels of throw.
And you didn't know where it was, either, base reason.
You had no fucking idea.
You had six mil one the other day, you're just a dingus.
Ah, thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
All right, me and my son are getting off.
Me and my son are getting off.
We're going to bed, we're getting to burger.
I'm gonna cook up Lil Pea a whole thing of bacon,
whole pack of bacon, whole pack of bacon,
a Malboro red and a Miller light.
That's what Lil Pea's having for dinner tonight.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, good night, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, boys.
Have a good night now.
By the way, tomorrow I think I'm gonna do a half and half
stand.
I think I'm gonna do half talk of it
and half of the Mecca chameleon with the boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I would switch off at like 10 30 p.m. CT and so that sounds like a pretty good time
All right, good night gang have a good night good night everybody good night gang have a good night now
Good night boys have a good night out. Good night everybody
You're not a ding is hard about you up
Good night, good all night
DIE!
DIE! DIE!
I'm gonna take a massive shit and eat a whole bucket, bucket!