you
You
Let's go. Let's go. It is a beautiful f***ing fan Friday. How are you gentlemen doing
on this find fuck the fan Friday gentlemen how you boys do it I'm not
muted I'm not muted I can see it right here I can see it would be light up it
would be lit up right here hmm I can't hear you honestly the night the nut
rate is a little too loud let me turn the down a little bit I'll see what let me
Turn that off and turn my music on
Hell yeah, let me check the regular music out. I'm into the regular music out. There we go
Boy tonight
We are gonna be easily and I must put emphasis on easily
May I say it again?
Easily
Easily beating the entire out-and-ring night rain
Easy did I say easily did I say that mention did I see easily easily?
No deaths one try. This is the easiest game. I have ever played in my entire life
Too easy it is too. Oh, and mr. Oh, mr. Hunter. No good. I think you'd make it
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Listen, I got a couple of
announcements I just got to make,
but I'll be right back to you.
I actually coached a couple of
times. You might text him real quick.
Yep. I just got off the phone with him.
He should be back soon.
I would also like to make an announcement
if that's okay. Oh God.
Okay. All right.
Go ahead. The floor is yours.
Peanut.
Phil does not have any arms and legs.
He has not grown any to this point.
He is still limbless, rolling around like a turd.
What?
How the hell is that?
I don't know how to read a serious announcement about the economic state of the world right now.
How'd somebody jump dickin' around?
I'm sorry, how would you fuck off?
How'd you fuck off?
Sorry, boss.
Get out!
Okay, okay.
Oh, no.
Well, there he goes.
All right, well, we'll be back in five minutes.
All right, okay, all right.
Peanut races right there, gentlemen.
peanut racists fuck you watch over the answer to me back peanut racists right
that's a bit peanut racists he's back he's fine he's back peanut racists
peanut racists mm-hmm gentlemen gentlemen I have a huge announcement tonight
you may be asking yourself peanut peanut why why oh why why oh why why are you
wearing a double silly juice hat are we getting drunk tonight are we getting
drunk tonight? Are we getting smizzily-dizzily? Well, yes. But that's, well, yes, 100% I'm
gonna get fucking hammered tonight. It's gonna be hilarious. It's gonna be great. It's gonna
be a great time. Oh my goodness, I cannot wait. The gameplay is gonna be great. Everything's
gonna be fantastic. But the real reason, the real reason is not because of that. The real
reason is not because of that, gentlemen. I have a surprise for you today, gentlemen.
Take a beep at this, take a beep at this, take a beep.
Are you ready?
Bam, completely new merch store.
All new merch, we redid the entire website, entire website.
And look at this, look at this.
You come down here, you click this button.
Boys, they were cooking.
The boys in the lab were cooking.
Check this out.
Wait, listen, let me, shh, shh, listen, listen, listen.
Ah, I would really like to try out the no-goop, no-glory-teason.
Shall we try it on, perhaps?
Goopa like me, could you something like that?
Do you see that?
Do you see it?
Do you see what I'm seeing?
Do you see?
Do you see what I'm seeing?
Ah, Babs, we shall grab another set.
Let's ride!
Babs, hoodie, it is quite chilly on outside.
Quite chilly.
Has anyone seen any activity that may be on Bongulike?
Pfft.
Babs, Babs, get set.
If Bongulike needs your help,
I need the magic free numbers
on the back of your mom's credit card.
Hold on, perhaps we add the silly juice hat.
One moment, boys.
gotta crack open the first silly juice of the day. Oh my goodness, let me tell you.
You hear that voice? You hear that? That is the sound of success.
The boys in the lab were cooking. The boys in the lab weren't cooking boys. It is live right
now at the burnt peanut dot store. Oh no, I know you guys have been asking. I know you guys have
been asking right here, the burnt peanut dot store. Boom. Right there for you boys. Right
there for you right there that was a major announcement that was a major
announcement had his backwards yeah I think the one I'm wearing is backwards I
will I would fix it don't worry I will fix the hat no worry in real life in his
forwards don't worry no need to worry no need to worry in the in real life it
is forwards no need to worry oh where's the pussies I see I I don't know we
weren't working on some I don't actually know why they're not in the drop
I'll ask my guys about that eee
Sorry, sorry about that, but don't worry by the way boys. I've made sure every single piece of
Equipment on this door is high quality high high quality. I'm telling you boys the I didn't want to say before
I've actually been using this
Whatever the fuck it's called. What is this called again bottle opener? I would use this bottle opener
This thing is like five fucking pounds
This is a fucking you could throw this off your ship in a harbor and it would keep it it would keep it still
This is like five fucking pounds. I'm telling you I made everything was up the utmost quality once off most quality
All right, let me close that down
There's only room for one peanut on this screen. There's only room for one peanut on the stream
He's distracting us. He's distracting us.
He must go now. He must go for now.
Mr. Hunch, I have it dead. I have it dead.
Hunch?
I'm here. I'm here. I'm looking.
Do I need to do like a tutorial?
I don't know. Have you never played this game?
Played it before, but not Night Rain or whatever we're playing.
You haven't played this before.
I'm playing on mouse and keyboard.
Tell me about the keyboard too.
Wait guys, you do a tutorial for this game, I can't remember.
Aww.
There is a tutorial, yes.
Yes, oh for fuck's sake.
Alright, I'm doing mine, you do yours.
I don't have to do mine, I've played this game extensively.
Oh shit.
Well, the last time I played it was a year ago, and I think there's a bunch of new content from a year ago.
Cool, four-way downcoats anyway, so.
Alright, I'm gonna load up my game, we see it'll be loaded up, loaded up.
Well, apparently there's like I think there's like two to four new guys two to four new maps last bosses. I mean
Well, let me see if I can find it. I bet you the bungalows help this game was always very confusing to me
I never really mastered it. I never really mastered it was all up. How did the game would be?
I'll be fine the new the new bosses
We see here, okay, I think it's oh
Oh, okay, there are four new bosses. It's the Tricephalos, but he's purple, the gaping
job, but he's also purple, the Equilibrius Beast, but now he's purple, and then something
completely new, the Deep of the Night. A battlefield of Indus Night, victory will increase your
raiding, burnishing your depth. The darkness extends unto infinity. Wait, no DLC? Wait,
wait, wait, see that's what I'm thinking. That's, I'm pretty sure I'm like confused.
Guys, wait, is it, am I not seeing the new stuff? By the DLC, you'd buy the DLC you're
missing two bosses? Oh, fuck my ass. Oh fuck, I knew I was missing something. I knew something
what's going wrong? Oh Mr. Dark Knight and Mr. North Star Mr. Houston 42 and Mr. Lotus
Pie and Mr. Outer and Mr. Humble Moons, but my voice is good, bad, good, oh man! And
Mr. Dummy, but my voice is good, bad, good, oh man! And Mr. Jerry, but my voice is good,
bad, good, oh man! Thank you my voice, be changed boys, thank you Jerry, thank you my voice,
these brothers, need to work to be guys more than three boys. I love you, I love you too
Now let me take a peep at the steam a store. I'm assuming that's where you did said DLC is one moment
One moment gentlemen. You must you must give me one quick sword spell
You must be one quick sword spell. I'm I'm a little slow. I'm a little slow. I'm a little slow
Let me see here. I go to the store page. I
I go to
Made out of ring. Oh, here it is in the forsaken hollows. Is that it the forsaken hollows is added
We're taking hollows. It sounds right
Wait, hey, uh, watch
Yeah, you have to go to the store and go to the outing ring page and download it or buy the outing ring night made the forsaken
Hallows for $15. I bought the deluxe already
I already own this game. Wait, it says I already own it
It's just gonna let me buy it says I already own it
Why I thought you said I didn't have it
Wait, I
Don't understand wait, then oh
She got I'm just so confused
I'm just so confused guys wait so that means
Guys so where where is it am I missing bosses on that list?
Oh, there's a quest. Oh, I remember I remember I just checked it since all that's a check mark
Is there a quest I please I remember a long time ago
You'd have to like walk around the house and like destroy parts or something to get your next map. Is that right?
You do is that is that correct?
Hmm
Oh, you need to go to the door the chapel
Hucket watch to maiden. Yes. Okay. All right. We walk me through that walk me through that real quick
We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it before coaching it's we can get that we can get the map on line
Walk me through it. Walk me through it. Walk me through it. Walk me through it real quick
Go to small jar merchant. Okay guys want their merchant I cook see our hunches apparently a little quest
I gotta do just in like the main room and it should take like two minutes
and then we'll have all the maps, we'll be good.
Yep, you're good, I'm still doing this tutorial.
Okay, good, good, good.
Hmm, you're a fraud, I would.
I would.
What a nice guy that guy is.
VIP that guy immediately, VIP him immediately.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Nightmaid's different game, yeah,
this is a whole different game than Out of the Rig,
whole different game.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Only means twidged chads.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. I would imagine Pia like this game.
No, this is a good game.
This is a good game.
Very good game.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Let me see. Let me see.
Oh, he- oh!
to it and we all rely upon its services after all wait I is that the quest
fuck I do I see this always this game always fucking confuse me to the round
table hole you don't know how to get the new maps I guess I tell you before this
game infuse me I there's like little small things you do with the house indeed
I don't know what you're talking about. Just give me the new maps you bitch. I have them now
Fuck my ass
Fuck my ass a thousand times guys. Where do I go?
Go to the small jar. Okay. We'll go to this one. I remember that is
He's right here. I remember that he's right here
Hey
Indicates the door perhaps concern. Oh, there's something behind this board
How did you roll on, uh, mouse and keyboard?
I- I- I don't know.
I don't remember.
Good.
Look, there's something suspicious behind this door that Mr. Jar is telling me about.
Hold on, give me one second, Mr. Hunch.
Wha-
a fucking fair warning would have been nice with your jar
what the hell is that
I remember how to play the fucking game
oh shit
and you won't have to figure out how to roll right now
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
no let's not be strict for me
no let's not be cruel let's not be cruel
It's not a door!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Why, fuck me!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Yeah.
Yeah, that didn't do that great.
But, you know, you win, job, you lose, son.
That's what I say.
Which of you lose some jenni-
I- guys I that it's not 0 and 1
If I died once I'm pretty sure cause I'm supposed to die
You're faced to vengeance
Hmm
We must bring an end to it ourselves
Hmm
What the fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
That was not one death
I
Get the maps
What the hell was that even for that?
Go back to the door. Oh, okay, what's the door guys guys?
right well now it's open now it's open I got what now what I do now what I do
forgive me hmm what do you need I will fight
hey thank you thank you lady you appear surprised
Oh, and here we are. I'm not sure si-
I'm telling you, I'm starting to think there actually isn't any new maps.
And it's just the three hard ones and then the endless.
I genuinely don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
A voice is heard from within the light we saw descend when the world desires balance.
Wh-wh-what?!
What are people talking about?! Is everyone in this house high?!
Now what do I do?
Oh
We I think I got him I think I got the new map such I was like I was like I think they just I think they just
Nice
Oh, they do exist wait only one of them. Hey, why why did I only get what you said there was two?
How do we get how do we invite each other?
Oh, you had to beat it first.
Okay, so now I invite you.
I got the new maps.
That's all done and done.
We're good to go.
And now I invite you to steam, I think.
Here you go, boss.
Here you go.
Hold on, hold your horses.
Don't you watch me!
All right.
Here you go.
Okay, I can only invite you to watch.
All right, so I've got a nice comfy wooden chair
right here just for you.
Okay?
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I found it, I think I found it. Got it, boob you invited.
What a big boob, you done.
You done. Oop, you dead. Oop, you dead.
By the way-
I accepted the invitation and I said-
Oh!
Oh, welcome in, welcome in!
Re-advisors.
It says preparing.
Oh.
Preparing for what?
I don't know, it just says preparing and I see you at the top right of the screen.
I see you at the top right of the screen.
Oh.
Well, where are we?
I-I've been the...
I've been... I'm...
I'm next to you, but I don't see you.
Wait, are you in this game with me?
I'm next to the table.
I'm next to the table? Wait, I'm...
We are still... sitting next to the white lady.
Sitting next to the white lady.
I am.
You must be small.
How tall are you? How tall are you compared to the white lady?
Same size.
Hmm
Maybe you're just invisible that's true. That's very I'm I was just starting to think that I was just starting to think that
Okay, so we are your vision. Am I invisible I think we're both invisible. No, I can see me. I can see me. I
Can see you you can see me. I'm looking. I'm looking at your stream. Oh
Oh, look that's cheating you can't do that better game a better game
I always do when rusty with a better gamer. I
Wish yeah, the title holds and beholds to only mr. Myth
The chosen one
All right, okay. I really gonna go on. I wait. Can we play with two people? It's it goes. He's not here
So we give it a shot in this house
Sure
Oh, I mean, I'm I don't even know how to roll alt is not roll for me alt is sprint
All and I can't check
My key binds because it won't allow me to look at my settings. We press escape and then go f2f2f2 to system
Okay
He binds
Sprint is all what is roll my all my boys are
It says my everything is shift
All of you keep on just shift
What do you mean? Oh, I got it. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. Huh?
All right
We you got you done
I'm ready. Okay. All right. We're gonna we're gonna do we're gonna
We'll go to the sex me. Yes coming dropping. Okay. All right. Okay
Okay, all right
Okay
Nice hold there. Nice hold. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you
All right
Okay, I do you just want to play by ourselves then while we wait
We're probably gonna die
By as well. We might as well die. I need to practice
Oh, yeah, well, how I said to two people because if you don't see two people get a randomly you can be a racist. Oh
I got it basically just queuing with closeie now
Close he upgraded
I ready up my ready up my
How do I ready up? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I remember I wait only we read our stones
We did we did ask in our stones first
What are we doing? We're eating up
We wait up. No, we have to act in our stones
We also we don't pick the bow guy. I like the bow guy. I want to be the bow guy you pick someone else bitch
fucking fucking fucking fucking mr. Bird be mr. Bird we do know I think the next best guy is is
I don't know. I don't know we guys who's the next best guy who's a good guy for a beginner
I picked Raider. I don't know who that is
I have a hat on it's really fancy. Oh perfect perfect perfect
Oh, so we just play preset characters. I like that
What do you mean preset characters?
We don't deck out our guys, we just give them their gift.
No, how the game works is everything leading up to the final boss fight is you decking out your guy.
So right now we're going to map.
I was going to do like a whole raid.
Yeah, it's basically like fortnite where a zone comes in and it goes so smaller and smaller and smaller.
You have to kill as many things to get as many things that would help you in the final boss as fast as possible.
So like we gotta fucking move it, as soon as our boots hit the ground we fucking move pal!
Wow, I fuckin' moved.
I'ma name him Philadelphia.
We're coming in at the top right, we need to hit.
I forgot to even check what our boss is weak to.
Guys, what is our boss weak to?
What is our boss weak to?
I didn't check, I forgot.
He don't know.
Sleep or his weakness is sleep.
What the fuck is sleep?
That's what you do at night time when you're tired, okay? I don't think I've ever seen sleep in this game. I
Don't know what that is. We're gonna go right here
Come on much come up on
We gotta move we gotta move come on this time come on this time
I think this is the one with that that thing in the middle where you need like a legendary item at the end
It was just that rap with the thing in the middle. We get the legendary hoochie-doochie
I use the things the bottom
You're so dead. We are gonna stop. We're gonna die. We're gonna die
Well, uh, that's lightning and that's a
Shear. Oh, yeah, what do you do there sees? It was our ass. Oh
There's another big guy
Was that not the boss
Oh, I see it, oh yeah, I see it, oh yeah, I remember, I remember.
Oh yeah, that's, now a few minutes.
Who's next?
Let me tell you, besides, I was an Elden Ring, not Ring God, a sewer, back to the day.
I played for almost the entire week, and it's how dedicated I was to the car.
And I'm dead.
I'm dead. Nice. How do you use health potion?
Watch. I need you to revive me quick.
Watch. I'm gonna die. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
Thanks, guys. Thank you so much.
I appreciate that. I miss.
Don't worry. Don't worry. That'll happen.
that'll happen hey no worries no worries well I should have to get out of your
health motions I think it's F you know I gotta check what up with it
settings keep on settings keep lines
Oh
You slash is one the number one the number one
Jad how do I restart?
Like what besides
He's gonna kill you guys faster move to the next one take that old sickly man
No more Medicaid for you!
You are shit as ass! I'm doing 31 days with this guy! I'm not doing shit!
Hey, we're doing this wrong. Please close yourself. Please close yourself.
Give him one more! I- Give him one more!
Do not back down! Never back down! Never one!
Oh my goodness! Oh my god the testicle sex! The testicle sex of Green Forge!
Give it to him! Give it to him!
Why is it not giving me anything? I haven't got a single bow yet.
I don't really got anything either.
This game raises the beat-ups!
Oh you got a ton of weapons and stuff!
Yeah, but nothing better than my big ol axe. Oh
We improved fire attack
You have to say I'm just gonna love him. I don't know what the fuck I'm not
That's why I let you know that okay, I don't know if it's obvious
I don't know if everybody in the bugging in a chat was like, oh my god
I'm not being- that's doing so good, but in reality I'm just now admitting and they're all very surprised that I don't know what I'm doing, but, like, I- I'm not sure what we're doing.
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Oh my god! Mr. Krabs! That's actually Mr. Krabs behind us!
Oh my god!
Larry the Lobster!
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, I tell you, he's a creeper, but he doesn't really...
Thanks for watching.
Not going good for me.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Alright. That'll happen to the best of us, won't it?
Don't worry the Burger King guy blessed our graves
We got some more XP back. We're doing good. We're doing good. We haven't lost any XP yet. We got it all back
Yeah, agreed. Agreed agreed. We're still in it. We're still at the race
Should I kill Mary the long say mr. Cosby we gotta find a loved one pie. Oh, that's that's not good
And it's not gonna be good
Hit me with the arrow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, buddy. Oh, watch this one. You know, I'm
Just go on
Throw it in
That's right about it! That's right about it!
Merry the lots who shall not derive this battle.
You'll be captured to the shutter runs of a thousand sufferings.
Oh, again. All right.
That's right. That's right.
Listen, listen, that's right. Listen.
Yeah, go ahead.
That's right. Listen, I don't remember much about this game,
but I remember that the end boss is like 400 billion times harder
than whatever the fuck we're doing right now,
And we died four times.
We're gonna plug it.
Stop.
It's not looking good, boss.
We're dead.
It's not looking good, boss.
But I believe with determination,
concentration,
and sex appeal, we can do it!
I'll tell you what though, if I'm going down,
there is a lot of them coming with me.
I'll have that.
Hey, I took that.
You're doing it.
And we're not going to die because it's great.
We're going to kill everybody.
What second life?
Getting a died goat.
Okay.
Don't worry boys, don't worry.
We're just getting our rhythm.
We're just getting our rhythm going.
No need to worry boys.
Little bit of rhythm.
Oh, we're locked in.
We're locked in. We are locked in.
I had to kill his voice for my stuff back.
Is that what my ex means?
Where's my ex being?
Does Larry the lobster have it?
Here, I'll be killed fucking let him!
We just pissed on me!
The hell is going on around here?
Oh, I know what to do.
I know what to do, Hutz.
Give me up, give me up.
Larry the lobster's fucking mincemeat.
Larry the lobster's-
Any second now.
Give me up, give me a punch, marry the lobster is fucking finished.
Any second?
You're coming right up.
You'll be up in a second.
Stand back, stand back, you want to marry the lobster?
You have with you my ultimate?
Yeah!
Super solid!
Fuck, we did it!
Easy.
Easy skill in my life.
Ha! Almost too easy. Where's the challenge at?
Where's the challenge at? That's my question.
Where's the challenge at?
What was that?
A warm-up?
Now it's really time to get down to business.
Come on up, you gotta go la-la.
Wait.
Grab your runes? Where are my runes at?
Oh! Oh!
I can get my runes! I can get my runes!
Hold on! I can get my runes!
Not a-
538 rooms. Wow. Thanks guys. Thanks guys. Thanks, gang.
Follow me boys, follow me, gang.
Alright. Let's level up, let's level up.
I- I- I- I- I-
We're not doing good.
At least we get three stars.
Hello, could I see clue?
Okay, I just jumped off the map
All right, let me start it
I just jumped off the map
No, no, no, I want to see this
You don't want to see this you don't want to you guys add a DLC. Yeah, we're not the DLC
Yeah, you know, yeah, you don't want to see this. You don't want to see this
You're not gonna want to see this buggy. Wait, we're playing the DLC. Well, yeah, unless you want to play old maps
I assume we would honestly say we've never played it for him. No, we
Has touch
I didn't know we were doing the DLC
Fuck you. Fuck you were quitting get the game. Give the fucking game
Get in the fucking game.
We, we, dude, we just got our asses pounded.
We just got our asses pounded.
We died combined seven times to a fucking lobster.
Fuxi.
Okay, so dying, so dying is really bad in this game
because you lose a level.
Dying is bad?
Yeah, so if you die, you lose a level.
Guys, get the pressure on the line.
get the press online. Who am I speaking to? Hello? Is this BBC?
It's BBC.
Dying is bad. Write it down. Don't forget it.
Written down. Written down.
Thank you so much, folks. Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate
it.
Just trying to help out here.
All right. Okay, everybody in. It's game time. It's real game
time. It's real game time. It's real game time.
I have a one thing about it.
Oh, Mr. Ed, my good man, good, my good, my bad.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Good lad, thank you, good lad.
You're just a good guy.
Yes, Mr. Stop, my good man, good, my bad.
I feel like I'm saying Mary, my good man, good, my bad.
No, I'm so.
What did you say, Coach?
I said, are you guys drinking?
U.S.A. is about to fight.
It's fuck a fan Friday, of course we're drinking.
Get in here!
All right.
I got huts, where you at?
I see other...
I need a barcode.
It doesn't say you're online.
Are you peering offline?
No.
Yes you are.
No.
Yes you are, admit it.
Yeah, not me.
Yes you are.
That's where I'm supposed to be at.
us a swear well I can't invite you I can see cleanly now the rain has come
where are you I can't I'm hanging around I got a small peanut maybe it
You know what let's go through a ball. All right, we got Russian Communism symbol
We got any boy anxiety are ecchi a baddy bedded been been
Bill does
Diddy, okay?
Oh shit, you were right. I said it's like
Oh goodness. Oh goodness. Alright, good to hear you guys. Good to hear you guys. That
was a test, obviously, guys. I obviously knew he was on the list. I was trying to teach
you that sometimes you just have to whip out the elbow grease and get to looking. That
That was intense, you pass, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Don't dodge your lasers.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Alright, you ready boys?
Oi, oi, by the way, by the way,
apparently the boss that we're facing called Balancer
is, he doesn't like sleeping.
He likes cracking Adderall and huffing it.
You're talking about?
So we have to get sleep weapons.
Okay, okay, so no blood
No blood no blood no, why not I we just went out are you we just went over it
there's
You hi wait hold on am I
Because of the things that we both just said to each other five seconds ago that we were both having an engaging
Conversation and both understand what we were off say. Oh, yeah, I agree. Are we playing dude scholar or undertaker?
You see the new characters
No, I see didn't wait. Hold on. I wait
What are you? Oh, I see I'm gonna take it. Should we should we use one of those?
Do you look at the characters?
I'm in the wardrobe place. Yo the undertaker
kind of looks
interesting go ahead interesting hold on wait a second where's the step on me
power wait a minute hold on wait a minute where's the spin on me power
I don't have those characters that the ultimate is that her ultimate is it?
Bobbing my little bit.
I think I'm just gonna be bow guy.
I pissed I don't have those options.
Why don't I have them?
That's because you're ugly and you're fat.
Okay.
Now listen, I'm gonna be bow guy.
Okay.
That's the only one I know how to play.
That's right.
I'll be bow guy.
I'll be execute stairs the only one I know how to play.
I only know how to play Bo-Guy.
I'll be the chicken.
OK.
Which one should I be?
With every saying, I'm lame for playing Bo-Guy.
I only know how to play Bo-Guy.
No, we need a Bo-Guy because remember that one bird
bitch that you were shooting?
What?
Wait, listen, OK, I'm going to.
OK, hold on.
I'm going to be this lady.
Dude, I can already tell you're going to play that character.
And they're going to load in and you're just going to get mad.
Wait, why would I?
gonna get mad I don't know this would
happen last time you tried playing
another character hold on wait wait let
me see what her ability jar let me see
let me see okay loads of hacks activate
all right activate hold E with max art
gauge enhance attack or press control
left click while holding he says you
have to be ever try to remain behind the
creature okay are you guys going again I don't get this one at all I do not get
this one at all folksy what do I go to change how do you know what she's doing
guys what the there is a fine around table here let me sprint damage buffly
I don't hold evil wait why would I hold E if I just press E yeah I don't have
those options really well that all makes you invincible
kid oh okay yeah fuck this this is way too complicated fuck that no thanks no
thanks all right I'm being so announced all right I'm gonna be this guy I'm gonna
be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be Dungeons and Dragons master just play just play
the boat that's just a dragon's master hold on he says that character is one of
the hardest characters to learn which one is a dragon's master the scholar
wait this guy's harder okay never mind okay I'm gonna go be someone else hold
on hold on okay I'm gonna be and I'll be you all this book I was pretty
interesting. Good choice. Wait, okay, how would this how would I be? This guy looks
this is this guy looks cool. I want to be this guy. This guy looks really cool.
I'm sure his abilities are simply the first guy. Okay, close shot. Okay, onslaught
steak okay all right see death a single time okay wow all right I'm busting I'm
busting okay all right okay this is is this good haven't seen the bow guy before
maybe we should play the bow guy yeah I actually haven't seen the bow guy what's
the bow guy name I'm gonna be this guy I'll be this guy are you guys ready let's
Tuesday we're going bad it's every coach you're really up. Oh my goodness. Yeah, there's a bit on me lady
I don't know ask her. Yeah
So we're gonna have a good evidence. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I can't take it here
Go see you're really up boss. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what about our stones? What about relics?
Oh, I have no stones equipped. Oh my goodness. I was close. That was close
whoa
Or do I go to test the abilities?
Oh you I don't know what I'm doing. So I'm gonna quit the ones I heard from the bosses that they seem pretty good
What are you doing, huh, yes, I just do I just do this one read the words read for
bitches pussy girl with the cool hat I don't understand what the hell I'm doing
anymore oh yeah oh yeah here we go oh boom this looks pretty good this actually
pretty good. Okay. Oh, yeah, I'm good. Oh, yeah, I have everything I need. I have everything
I need. I activated a bunch of runes I got from beating other boxes. This is a clusterfuck.
Huts would actually like this game if someone knew what they were doing. Oh, okay, these
are going to you, bitch. Huts, you have to go to the thing on the side. I don't care.
You probably don't have any rooms. Get in the game.
Ready, man, bitch.
Oh, you ready, Fletzy? Ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
All right, ready up.
I don't know. How's it going? She's already done it.
Walk to the table.
Click Y and click Y again.
But for what you say, Wilder?
Yeah, I think one of my rooms already says Wilder.
This one says Wilder.
Shut up, Coach. He said, fuck you, fuck you, shut up, shut up.
Fuck you. I know what I'm doing. I'm a genius.
I'm smart. I'm smart. I'm smart.
I'm smart.
Okay, we're going balancers. Yeah fucking ready up
Ready that most I played and play new character never played before go ahead good thinking please the bow guy
Oh, it's the lady. He's just been on me lady. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh good. Have a good
I'm lucky. Let's play the mage
Wait, oh, what's just playing the mage? Oh, he's gonna die a thousand times hot. You should be the fat guy you'll resonate
Fuck you. I'm playing
You should play executioner
Leeds
I became a bull
Wait, you chose wrong guy, huh?
yet
Yes, I'd be scared. Oh, wait, I'm lucky. What about which time?
We want to skip this cinematic it's absolutely majestic
Okay, I'm flying with Philadelphia.
So do not die.
Oh, I'm locked in boys locked in.
We're going all the way to the end of this time.
Zero dads.
You will see me all the time PC, go up Jesse.
Don't be doing fun Jesse.
God speed, God speed.
Hey, I appreciate you.
Oh, we got a fun thing right here already.
We're gonna kill these baby dragons.
Yeah!
I'm dead I got it.
How are you guys?
Guys, guys, now this was a good start.
Guys, this is not going good.
Help me!
This is not going that good.
Oh my goodness, this is not going that good.
Oh, that's not going that good.
Good start, good start.
Good start, good start, good start.
No, if you spawn back there, we kill them all and level up, it's simple.
Easy peasy, easy peasy, easy peasy.
I'm booby spot right here, let's kill them, let's kill them.
I log in for real Jesus Christ, guys, no more goofing around.
No more goofing.
No more doofy doofy.
No more doofy doofy doofy doofy doofy.
By the way, when you dive in, you go pick up your Rubik's eye.
It can be on a guy or it can be on the ground, it's like golden leaves.
Got it.
Yeah, take that bitch!
How you like that, huh?
At least there's no chance he gets my power.
Nice, okay.
Oh, here we go.
This is the boss.
Come back, come back, come back.
Grab your stuff.
Wait, no, we got it.
Does this guy use a shield or no?
You guys, does this guy usually use a shield or is that not a good idea?
I forgot.
This is all new weapons.
Fuck.
No to hit okay to hit
Wait no don't worry
Because you don't worry puppy it's gonna save you
My weapon has an X on it. I can't switch weapons. I don't remember how oh
Shit oh shit. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh, it's not good. Oh my goodness. Oh
Fuck oh fuck
Yeah wait why does my have an X on it?
I think it means you can't use the weapons ability which is your left quick.
I left click on the time.
Alright come on guys come on guys.
Make sure to level up make sure to level up.
Come on guys.
Make sure to level up.
I level up I level up.
You have to go to the middle thing and then press E as many times as you can.
Press F on it and then press E until it lets you anymore.
Why in the NAA?
Okay, we need to get to sleep so we don't need blood it's blood we're sleep we're sleep is
Good nothing. Oh my god. There's no fucking way. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's no sleep. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, we're so dead. We're so dead. Oh my god
It's only sprinting this I
Don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you're scaring me. You're scaring me spin on me. Oh, you want to put on me
You're too busy to spin on me. Oh my god
You won't step on me and spit on me. You won't do it
We just got fucking kill him. Oh, he dropped sleep. Oh
We're going down here
Don't act like you knew that I know that I knew that I was just thinking that like on the last time actually
Where's all what the hell is all this city? I'm just stealing it all. I'm just doing it all
Got a lot of loot got a lot of loot
We are all just dying we all just died. Oh my god. Oh my god. We are just funny guy
Oh my god, holy fuck holy bingo. Oh my god
Holy shit. Oh my god. I'm coming boys! I'm coming!
I got you, huh? Yeah!
Get up, boss! Get up!
Ah.
I'm gonna activate my ultimate. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't see him. I can't see him.
Activate my ultimate. I- Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
I'm gonna activate my ultimate again. I forgot.
Uh, uh, why?
Why? Why?
Oh, that did nothing. Oh my god, that did nothing.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy crap.
Ah, Clogsy, what are you?
Damn it!
I spun across the map, sorry, boss.
Guys, I think we restart this.
Now that we know what we're doing,
I think we 100% restart this.
Let's restart.
How do we all, how do we all, Clogsy?
How do we all, it's Y and the Archie.
Guys, go back out.
I'm getting where we went the wrong way.
Okay, we're backing out, okay.
Yes.
That'll happen.
We can't.
That'll happen.
Okay, all right.
Okay, guys, no need to worry.
No need to worry.
What we do, all we have to do,
all we have to do is get significantly better immediately
before we go to the next game.
Yeah.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Before, like before we get to that first night,
we have to get significantly better.
Honestly guys, listen, I know everybody's gonna call me a pussy, but I think I should play the fucking bow guy
I know how to play the bow guy, you know what?
Yeah, I mean I should definitely play the sword bitch, too. Yeah, you should definitely learn the game
Did you learn the game? Fuck you guys. I'm playing the bow guy. Fuck everyone
All right, if I'm again, I'm ready. I'm ready guys you go. I
Join you, okay
Hahahaha
Hop on in boys hop on in boys
By the way, apparently the the the the the the the world cup is going on right now. You know that yeah, man
USA is playing we were in the world cup. Yeah, are you trolling me? You don't play soccer
Yeah, we do so we don't
Well, we
Yeah, I found this out today, too that we're actually like somewhat good. We're pretty good. We're pretty good
Yeah, we beat the people, we're playing like we're probably playing Paraguay, I think?
We beat them three times in a row.
Oh, we're one.
We're one and out with them right now.
We got a score.
We score.
We scored.
They scored already.
It's 11 minutes in.
That's because we're the United States and fucking America pussy, right?
Righty-up.
That's because we're the United States and fucking America bitch.
You gotta say gold for one minute.
Oh, Mr. Death Cheap, I'm overturning this boy, good man, good, I'm bad.
And Mr. Skin Beaver, I'm a fucking boy, good man, good, I'm bad.
Thank you, my boy.
Please, come on.
Hotch!
I'm ready up!
I'm ready up
Where's that dad
Where's hot set was hot dad? Oh, yeah, there we go. We're gonna switch to your main guy
Don't play this bitch supposedly this bitch can keep us all alive
All right, fine, yeah, oh I actually have heard of how your character can keep us all alive
Oh my god, it's the spit technique. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Bend over. Bend over.
Like, if we're feeling down, if we're like, if we're feeling unhealthy, if they killed us,
I'm not my character. You guys, I'm not the bow guy.
Dude, are you the sword guy? Okay, that guy's cute.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Okay, dude, that character's good. That character's very good.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Listen, but again, back to your character.
You need to spit in our mouths.
Yep. I will.
And that's how you keep us alive, all right?
And I'm not talking just one loogie.
I'm talking about a whole glass bowl, all right?
I need I was muted this whole time me first me first
There we go, there we go. All right lock it in boys lock it. This is our final game. There's something to hear this right here
This game is so easy this game is too easy honestly, okay, we can actually
She's okay. Okay. Lock it. Let me be up this homeless person. Take that. I miss the
Why don't we doing
You know how much people are fighting back the open people are fighting back he's trying to set me to fit needle. Oh
Oh
Thank God
Yeah, really what type of sword do I use which episode is this guy use is it like you talk about something one, but yeah
Yeah, you want blood?
There's no buzz off. I don't like no, but the type of sword not the type of the power
You never really get
No, I don't know not talking blood. I'm talking about what type of so are you fucking you suck
Katana, obviously, is it Katana?
You're holding it Katana.
Okay, okay, got it.
Right.
So close, you fucking, get over here and spit it in my mouth.
Wait, what do you got?
I'm, oh, I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned.
Wait, fuck this, I'm out of here, I would have to hit that guy a thousand times.
Oh my god, it's Seaman and Chasen here, it's Seaman and Chasen here.
which I don't even fight these guys no we definitely don't we would be fine
mr. crowds and now I think we're going here we're okay
right here look right here look right here
mechanical lady oh it's broken man
if you find something to level up we have a lot of room
oh fuck we level one we can finally spot the level up
level up oh my god we have to level up
guys we have to go the other way we have to level up
You know, we should kill these guys first, we should kill these guys first.
Please, can we kill these guys? Easy, easy, easy, come on.
Yeah, yeah, kill them.
Take the Burger King guys! Get him, get him, get him!
Watch out!
Watch out for one!
Okay, we cannot die, we have so many rings.
Behind us, B! Behind us, watch out!
You think you're that guy? You think you're that guy? Oh, fuck!
Yeah, yeah, I was talking about...
Oh fuck one of the homeless people is a wizard!
Oh shit!
Oh fuck they're both of the homeless wizards!
When it's staggered like that you can walk up and stop moving and then press R-D and
then you can actually...
Oh my god I'm gonna die!
I die!
Okay, okay, okay, okay?
I'm out of here you know almost almost burgey man. We'll get out of the way
I guys got fucking cake
I know you go back so you go back and fuck up
Come on warriors
I think we go right and we kill the little ball sacks on the right side.
What?
Like this guy?
What?
Why?
I don't understand.
Oh shit!
I'm a dog!
What the?
I'm a dog!
Nice.
Safe.
Actually good.
Wait!
Oh
My secondary does nothing am I joking?
That one that one and then you can just keep that in your right here blood blood blood
No, this one this one you can't even be able to ask me with your hand
Hello my breaking oh
fuck
Oh my god, I'm so sexy. I'm so sexy. I'm so sexy. I'm so sexy. I'm so sexy. Oh my god, I'm so sexy.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, why is it why is it my ability to do anything?
Did I press E and he just puts his shield in his fucking...
Uh, yup. You need a curb sword, here. I think this might be good for you, guys.
It's a Perry. What the fuck is that made of?
Take that, Burger King man!
Hopeless people die!
I don't know where the boss is.
I need to put it underground, remember?
Oh yeah, here we go.
Got two chests over here.
Where, where, where?
There's a shield here.
Yeah, it should be really good though.
Oh, we gotta go underground to beat the boss.
Wait, so I'm getting worried that I press my ability when I'm under attack, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it instantly knocks your health up.
So if I see someone coming towards you, I just press E, and then that does not stay with me at all.
Yes.
Oh my god, oh.
Slice these balls, that's open. Slice them! Slice them with the power of a thousand swords!
I
Get the timing so I don't think so
We got the boss
Why an Archey you guys guys lose the boss at
Wait, wait, wait, how do I use two hands of my sword again? Okay, we have to find the boss
Zone shrinking. Yes, but the boss don't drink it
Wait, maybe it's here
Oh
Hold what are what I don't know
Run and meet build up sleep. Oh, this zone's here guys. We have to find it
That's I I
We have to we have to find this it's a sleep guy it's a sleep guy wait to find this
you have to find the boss he drops a sleep weapon and you control school
But it's not changing anything
Where is the
I don't think it's crap. I think it might just be an underground spot
The boss of summer he's the boss underground
Peter read your chat
How the fuck I'm doing
We go up this hill over here, folks
wait no it's not this crap it is miss crap let's go let's go he's great
come here these crabs I can't figure out how to do
I'm turning into a dog!
I'm a dog!
I'm just gonna put this place on
I'm a dog! I'm a dog!
get it oh my god you right you right you guys what do you want to be what do we
want to be what do we want to be which we're three we okay we guys these are
inflict sleep attack we need this I have to give this to hot this is really good
for hot which one oh no the everybody's having to do three instead which one oh
No, this one's crazy. I gotta give this a hug magma whip
I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to
You know, I know wait. Oh, it's a whip. Am I you know, you don't want this. I thought it was a giant cleaver thing
I am doing
I think that makes it so we do more damage, by the way
guys guys I need to figure out how to
two-handed swords and I just I just don't
know how why and our teeth oh thanks
I'm no longer wanting to do hand I'm
one hand to each is I got a whip now
it's yet we have a whip it's another
boss or right we probably have a big boss if we're gonna let's kill him yeah
let's kill him oh my god that's his mom's in town
I
We live it
This witness is very long. Okay, I'm dead. All right. I died I
I died. I'm dead. I need immediate revival. Mr. Coltsy, Mr. Coltsy. Thank you, Mr. Coltsy.
Thank you, Mr. Coltsy. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know if
two-handing is better than one-handing two weapons. Does anybody know if that's- which
one's better? I think it just depends on what weapon you get. Well, like, what's the point
wait I think we have to let's go to the church let's go to church don't we get
we get health costs and go to the church right I get to the hand
wait I can't do it I know what I'm doing wait I'm a genius
wait guys quick quick quick quick quick right after we go to the church it's
out of the zone right now we don't get all the church we don't get all the
churches yep doing great we're doing great
I
Can't hear us here. I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean clear no boss. Come on. Come on. Let's have other soldier
Let's have a desolter. Yeah
I
Want to get more boss before but that guy's voices gives us one more health post impermanently
Maybe maybe there's boss over here
I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm just here. I'm here too
Right nothing's working nothing is working at all
Okay, and as soon as I'm done parrying, it actually one-hands each weapon again, and
then I have to go into...
You got a bow over here?
...to ending the weapon again.
So I don't really know how to do that.
Play the game properly.
Oh, guys!
Wait!
Wait, some genius in the chat!
He said, just play the game properly!
Oh!
Play a doctor.
Wait!
Yeah, play...
Honestly, play a number one doctor in the United States, probably.
I get it right there. Hold on, wait a second.
Sir, do you have any other stupid fucking advice for us?
Wait, wait. Yo.
I think that's really good.
How do I under clip? How do I under clip the win?
How do I under clip the win?
I can't use it, I don't think.
You have to be at a certain level, I think.
Are you under clip this, but I don't know how.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I see you now. I see you now.
Oh, fuck, I dropped it. I dropped the heal on the ground here, I see you now.
Watch out zone P!
Yeah, first boss, first boss.
Get ready, boys.
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit!
Wait, you guys, I'm telling you, the parry, I don't know how to do it.
How do you do it?
Ah, I think he just pressed.
Yeah, I'm telling you, everybody, I'm through the parry, he's back in one hand mode.
God, just can't get assed.
Oh, this is very good.
oh my god they're pooing on me or something these ladies are pooing on me
not the fun sexy way either than like old brandy is oh my oh my I'm just I'm
Oh my god, oh my god, there's so much food. Oh my goodness. Oh
Yeah, I can't use that weapon yet. Yeah, it should be probably sir. I know damn it right now. I'm gonna go through guy press E
Okay, that's happening, yeah, but I'm hopeful.
All right, that's it, I'm turning into a dog!
I'm turning into a dog!
Take that, take that!
Ratchet, GBB, and a dog coming!
Yeah, I'm a dog!
Oh
I'm taking a suit of the elixir
Okay, I just take on the train for this is she's like the simulations
It's just like the simulacist. I'm gonna press E and I'm the next hacky does with your no-gaming city
Okay, alright, maybe he has to hold me.
Alright, I'm holding you.
Now the next attack you guys will have zero effect on me.
I'm invincible.
Doesn't that work?
Is that working?
Boys and I can't heal myself.
Okay, GPs.
I didn't hear the bomb.
Yeah.
Stay safe.
I can't heal myself. Okay.
I need to heal.
Can you get him?
I want to go! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
I'm going! I'm going!
I've got two guns!
Pop a P.A. and we'll never let you get him!
Are you fucking kidding?
No.
Not being the bug, I was stupid and fucked with the scissors.
I got you I got you I got you
I'm so glad you're alive I'm so glad you're alive
I'm so glad you're alive
Nice
Oh no way
Oh fuck
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Oh see this is literally your guy TP out of the Parry once you bitch
If you don't do it
Tell me I do it forever
Tell me how to do it
I gotta know how to do it
Yeah it's just literally a main guy I remember
I'm pulling the top, dad.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Dice, dice.
You have to like, you have to like try this.
It's like, it's like a dodge hole.
It's like right before you're about to dodge hole.
I think dodge ability is dodge hole.
But yeah.
It's all my dodge hole.
Let him hit me.
I'm letting him hit you.
I mean, you just gotta, you have a dog, you have a dog.
Why don't I have a dog yet?
No, no, no.
Go, go, go. I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I go.
I don't understand why I can't attack.
Wait up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well.
No, wait.
Fareed.
I'm out of SAM.
Get outta here.
Okay, no guys all the Perry is oh it's overpowered guys apparently I did the
Perry right and I still thought honestly we had 50k runes if we spend them and
we level up again there I'm guys I am playing the fucking bow guy fuck
everybody fuck every other character in this game I'm playing the bow guy all
All these other characters are ass!
These characters are ass!
I'm getting word from my Bunker that I successfully
did the parry, and you know what happened, Gloksy?
I died.
I'm gonna die.
The amount of time it takes for the light in my room
to travel from the light bulb down to the floor.
That is how long after the parry,
I gotta finish the raid!
have you tried Harry try fucking your ass if you can talk me like that buddy
that's the next thing I'm gonna try that's the next you know I'm gonna
type fucking you shit now I'm changing the bow guy and if I see one fucker in
the check oh the bow guy oh no you see when he got I swear to God if I see one
of you fuckers say oh no not the bow guy which one dude is it do you see only
is it do you see this is already so painful ready up kill me kill me I'm gonna
I got another silly juice.
All right.
Wait, wait, you guys got ready up.
I'm ready up.
I'm going to have another silly juice.
Let's ride!
Wait for me, hold on, I'll go to those two, just wait for me.
Wait for me, guys.
Wait for me, guys, hold on.
Wait for me, guys.
Hold on, wait, wait.
Gag, I'm back.
Did we win?
Oh, USA scored a game.
USA, USA, USA, USA.
USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
Okay, we're never gonna die.
But never did I we're gonna live forever
See this is just all guys are so much better
You just sit right here
And just shoot him all my friends are in mortal danger
And nothing's gonna happen to me I
Can just sit back I can sit back and shoot him
See that guys
oh my goodness is so nice I can just press the button and they just died
incredible this is incredible
oh the bow guy is nice
the second ability that I'm looking at folks eat a little fish
the bow guy oh no not the bow guy
guys the bow guy is cool
fine crash that's another crash
in this bitch. I don't know what that means, but I'm resonating the spot right now.
Where are we going? Which way is the right way?
Right. We're fucking idiots.
Are you able to level up?
Yeah, I level up once.
Oh yeah. I level up once, you can't believe.
I
Shot how much you enjoy the game so far I
Don't know what the fuck is going on, but whenever I'm in a fight
I mash my buttons until my character no longer knows how to move his body and then I died
Oh, yeah, good work. God's good work out there. Bye
Thank you. Oh right here. Here we go. Hot here. We go cozy hot. We got this. This is this is the big one
this is the big one right here this is the big one but we also have no sleep
things on the map again why why we have to have out okay that didn't feel that
great why okay alright oh I dodged pushy-ash oh my god oh
Oh
Take that cool again, take that
You will feel my wrath but at a very safe distance this time and a distance that I'm comfortable with
At a distance where I don't get hurt that much
Okay, you guys just got it you guys have all the items I
Got it means you guys could have all the items. I think we have to find a boss
Where's the mods at?
You some guys over here?
Oh, yeah, I don't
Yeah, I don't know what we're doing either. Oh, that's pretty good. Oh my goodness
Don't worry. I give you a second. Hold on. Give me one second. I got you on. There you go
Thanks, guys. I've been Adam. I've been Adam mods. I've been Adam
no time for rest no rest for the wicked you have to hunt no no no rest for the
wicked no rest for the wicked oh coach is dead again
don't worry I'm shooting him in a safe distance
Wait, you can't lose this. I have to...
Oh, play this one, cause you need to hold this one.
Wait, what about this sword? I have a gold sword.
What's your sword called?
I don't know.
It's called Sword of the Night and Flame.
Oh, that sounds incredulous.
There, look at it.
Sword of the Night and Flame?
Wait, I need to buy this sword of the Flame to the north.
No, that's level 10, bro.
Commonly mistaken.
Oh, there's a chest over here guys, there's a chest over here.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, that's sort of a flame at night, it's amazing.
Flame at night, oh my god.
That's sort of flame at night, it's amazing.
Flame at night is amazing.
I got the Draco with the switch on it. It's called the King Von
My drink oh my drink oh my drink. Oh
See I spit the block I spit the block
We go level up and then we go down
We go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go level up first. I'm up right here
All right, I wrote it to the five
Yes, Sam, let's go this way.
Which way?
Are we back that way?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, look at the sound.
Because I think we're actually doing pretty good right now.
I don't think we are.
Hey guys, I'm getting word that it might be 3-0 in the USA game.
What? Dude, what?
We should have put money on it.
Damn it.
We should have put money on it.
Yeah, I do I do oh, okay, all right
Yeah, do all is it it's in a requirement for all the other countries to suck was it just by chance
My coincidence, okay, all right, okay
Oh
Oh my god!
I don't think you can hear him.
He's got you!
I'm just gonna check it, check it, check it, check it, check it!
You're gonna take fucking times!
I got the Giga with the Giga!
Oh, you're leveled up.
You're not a high enough level to use it yet!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Go get your last one alive, don't die!
Oh fuck.
Got you.
Oh my god, what was that?
Was that?
I don't think you.
I was just wondering what you were doing.
What are you doing, guys?
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die.
No, I don't.
Okay.
Tina, I need you to press start real quick.
And hover over that crossbow you were using.
What are you guys?
It says minimum seven level.
Okay.
So why were you using something
that requires level seven?
When you're level five!
Oh, sorry boss.
Sorry boss, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
You know I ain't good with numbers boss.
Go, fall.
We're over again.
I think we're fall.
Can't wait to get on the road again.
No, no, no, no, we can go get our ruins.
What is this?
It ruins our, it ruins our in zone.
We have to use this teleport across the map.
The Rudes are in the zone?
Yes.
No, no, we can go back in the zone and get our Rudes.
Oh, wait, we're across the map.
What do you mean?
Why?
It's teleport across the map.
Why, why, why?
Wait, I should we go to this camp down below?
Let's go to this camp down below, yeah?
Right here, right here, follow me, guys?
Why are we half health?
This is bullshit.
Yeah, why are we half health?
This is hard.
I don't know why we're half health.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I've all seen that.
Hey, we're not half house anymore.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
There's a bunch of monkeys!
Oh, my god!
Super Shard!
I got it. I got it.
Oh, good work.
I got him.
Checked out damage drop off reduced by 40%.
Oh my god. That's insane.
Holy shit. Holy crap. That's insane.
What does poise mean? What does poise mean?
Holy crap.
Holy crap, it's so cool.
Is Poise armor?
Poise is so that you don't get knocked down as easily.
Come on guys, come on team!
How long do the ring goes circle smaller?
Oh my god, we've already been here I think.
Oh no, it's the mole people, it's the mole people!
Guys, I'm under attack by the mole people!
Got a bunch of pirates!
Alright, keep going!
I'm on the other side by the ball people with the pirates!
How did you get up there?
I took the thing!
Let's see where you place me tomorrow.
Oh my god, this guy's a fucking wizard ninja.
Oh my god.
Are you seeing this?
What the hell is he doing with that kind of food karate?
I'll make you one.
Take a health potion.
I
For sure I think only we do this
Okay
Yeah, like I could like
Here you guys know that I will play
Like we were dead, so it's like
We're fine
So I'm the bull guy much. I never died
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, guys, I have 48,000 ruins, guys. You know, like, five, we can
get it tomorrow, can't we? As long as they don't die.
You know, we are level four and the boss is one of man. We all died. We died when we
We are all levels 8 boss and we're all level 3 now.
First shot!
Everybody watch the crew fighting!
The crew fighting!
Ooh!
Everybody watch the fact that life is...
I did the job. I'm just dead.
That guy, I didn't mean that.
I thought we were gonna kill that guy.
No, that's Mr. Moose. Moose never dies.
Alright.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Are we leaving? Are we quitting?
Yes, okay, we know what to do now. Okay. Oh my god. No, we know what to do. Oh my god
Hey, oh no, we know what to do guys guys guys
Guys, we just need to not die guys listen guys listen I
I think that with the skills we have attained over the last five days. I genuinely think we could win this one
I genuinely think we can win this one.
Yeah.
I'm not even in the game.
There's no way you could have done it.
I'm telling you we can win this one.
I actually feel very confident this time.
I feel very confident this time.
I feel a lot better than I've ever ever found.
Ever.
Ever ever ever.
I feel very confident this next one.
Very confident.
I joined an upcoachy.
Yeah.
Join it.
I feel very confident.
Very confident.
Oh my goodness.
Use your critical ability.
It's broken.
Just keep stacking it.
Wait, my critical ability?
What's your critical ability?
Oh.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
That's I said you invited you in when you slide
Change about please this one is asked. No, but this is the new DLC map. We gotta beat it
Guys guys guys, I just want to remind everyone that this is how it went last time we played 10 hours
On our first run and we didn't even beat one map. Okay. We're actually doing pretty fucking good right now
We're actually pretty good. We're actually very good right now. I agree
And I'll see I think we just need to get the wheels turn it again
We all know this game except for hunt we see to get the wheels turning in we need to relearn
Pick it back up. We said it does the rust off does the rust off and now we're cooking now we're cooking
Now we're back you one. What is how you hear X?
the base game is way easier wait is it DLC actually that much harder I think
they wanted to make the DLC harder on purpose but it doesn't matter because
because we're the best yep because we're the best all right we're the best no
one no one has ever beaten this map before that closely we would be the
I bet you it's under 1,000 people. I bet you it's under 1,000 people. We will be the first 1,000.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Thanks.
Yeah, I bet. I bet. I bet you let's 1,000 people to beat the DLC. I bet you. I bet you.
Definitely not no no, I bet you one thousand I bet you only one thousand
All I know is hunch is fat and stupid that may be true
That may be true, but we were wrong with that guy
He will never give up and that is what matters most that's what matters most lock it in voice lock it in
lock it in
Bye!
You went out you went out
We have a super thing in front of us you see for thinking about us. What's your secret day? We're done
Sleeper weapon a sleeper weapon
Yeah, the weapons that put people to sleep that we need the fuck you talking about get that ass on a stack
No cap how to be what are you talking about huh?
You repping your set was it you're up in your set
Take that little crab
What the hell is this bald guy doing over here?
What's this bald guy up to?
Hold on.
I want that.
I want this.
Excuse me, dad.
I don't know what that is.
All right, guys.
We're here again.
Okay.
I'm killing all the crabs.
Can you see it?
I'm killing all the crabs.
All the crabs again.
We're good.
All the crabs.
We're good.
Are you guys ready?
We move, we move, we move, we move, we move, we move, we move, we move, we move, we move.
Should we kill the jellyfish?
I should kill the jellyfish, I think.
As a PA, I didn't mean to work on killing all the starter stuff first, you know what I mean?
I was skipping passion.
That's why we're too low level to beat the better stuff.
Let's kill all the starter stuff.
Kill the ball sacks.
I
Mean a jellyfish you got busy
God, yeah, damn it. I see what jellyfish the right go for him
All people
Yeah, I see for a really good about this one. I'm not gonna all the I actually feel really good
I feel really good about this one. I feel really good about this one. This is the one. This is the one
This is the one! This is our moment! This is our moment!
This is our moment!
Here we see sounds of us!
Get him!
Okay, don't aggro the crab.
No. Can I live up one more time?
I have to run.
Run, run for the crab.
Fuck no, I can't!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm gonna go back in the blowpunch.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'll kill the crab! Stand back boys!
Okay, he just disappeared in front of my very eyes.
Alright.
Super shot!
Okay, they just disappeared right in front of my eyes. I don't know what's going on.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
ah
work, work, work, work
keep on, keep on, keep on
you die, die, die, die, die, die
get back over here, quickly
You actually I don't know how to get back to you guys. What take that walk
Where you just next to me? Oh, no way guys. This is the wrong. This is what I'm a fucking hard-boated attack speed damage
But I'm talking you. Oh my god. This is the one. This is the one
This is it. This is it. This is our moment
I'm talking about which is a hot right. Oh, I try it. I took an eagle
still on that one
you're a virgin king bitch
it's a danger
i'm actually so lucky right now oh my god
i'm actually so lucky
oh my god i'm actually so lucky i'm so lucky
guys we are cooking we are cooking
I'd get your ass back in right now
Okay, you can keep y'all that means tell me to do that. I don't know how
I
Am cooking right now boys
I'm one happy these guys. I'm always was happy. I'm like what happened. Oh
My goodness. Yes, so we aren't fire. I'm not even joking. This is the one
I'm the one this is the one. I've been in seven thousand rooms. I've been in seven thousand fucking rooms
They're cold these guys. So let me up. I'm up six. I'm up six
Okay, wait it's fine hush hush gets back and then we just farm farm these yeah, listen hush
All of our kills are shared XP anyway, so as long as you don't die it won't matter that you got okay
Super shot
Okay, here is that it was a wish a when you use your super shot it resets my old
You probably won't be able to get back to us, it's literally just don't die.
Zone's coming in too.
What's this?
It's an experience of luxury!
He was killing his own babies, what the hell, did you see that?
He's a murderer, he's a murderer!
He's got other babies?
Baby's dead, baby's dead!
Bro, I just got another weapon that attacks and fucks sleep.
I have to give this I have to give this to Hodge. Is this a Hodge weapon? Is this a Hodge weapon?
What?
Oh my god, I just got a legendary 142 power of the Incessfield sphere. I don't know what the fuck that means!
I don't know what the fuck that means!
It's a giant. It's a huge thing. I have to give this to Hodge. Where's Hodge at?
Uh, he-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's close, he's close, he's close, he's close.
I'm coming back to you guys finally.
It's a massive upgrade.
Andrew, 8.65, 3.6 cent.
Just letting you know Elden Ring Night Rain was developed by
Junya Ishizaki, not Miyazaki.
It's not as good, but still fun.
I made it fun.
I don't...
I don't know karate.
I don't...
Guys, we have to go.
We have to go we have to go we have to take this quickly.
We see this.
You see this.
We really really really put that on it.
You can't use it fully.
So don't do.
Are you guys ready?
I need to upgrade.
I don't know how much it is.
We nerf what?
Watch out P.
There's a lizard.
Level up level up level up level up.
Let me shoot two hands at that, two hands at X.
All right, buddy, show them how.
Ask him how high and affordable to use it.
Oh, he's got, it's so tight, so tight.
How do I shoot hand at anything?
Press Y, and then T.
I mean, Y, and then O-T.
Got you, got you, got you, got you.
You got it?
What?
No, no, yeah.
OK, this is not going to open me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, oh, no.
I got him I got him I got him I got him
I got him I got him I got him
Did I do?
Yeah I fucking died of pop this is the half health spot
What'd you do to me?
What the fuck is this?
You guys are mad man
I'm gonna die
Fuck
I'm gonna die
Fuck
I'm gonna blow it. I'm gonna wait. We gotta move. We gotta move. We gotta move.
You said it's LP and Y?
That's what we said. Everybody grab the health pot in the church right now. Everybody grab the health pot in the church.
We should not leave without grabbing the health pot in the church.
Wait.
It's not that for me.
Yeah, it should be YT. I mean, why?
I'm following you. I'm following me.
Boys follow me. We're gonna grab another health pop of this church over here ability. That's an ability for me. Oh
fuck oh
Sorry, Rb Rb Rb wine Rb. Holy fuck
And I just jumped off the map yeah, I don't know that's all right. Oh my god
All right, oh my god. Oh my god. It's fine. I'm to get my xp back. No worries
No worries. No worries. I did the exact same thing. It's fine. It's not an XP. It's a no-harm no-file. No-harm no-file.
You said the XP, no-harm no-file.
Oh my goodness. We're stupid. We're stupid. We're stupid. We're stupid.
How do you guys get across?
We didn't. That's the trick.
Oh, so you guys jumped off?
We jumped off and died.
Oh my god, bro. Why do you guys jump across these?
Yeah.
Go level up again.
Once you have the XV, go level up one more time.
This is my XV, it's over here.
You guys take this church, right?
Yeah, we do that on the church.
I'm leveling up, leveling up.
Go all back up, we're good.
I'm going towards the next church.
You got your XV, right, Hutch?
I got it, I leveled back up to seven.
Good work, good work.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
I'm not gonna do anything else, alright?
This is the cross side.
No, we got this, we got this.
Yeah, I passed the church.
Who was the church at?
He passed it.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Hunch, come back, come back from this church.
You got this big, everything.
I already did it, I already did it, I'm good.
What, what? I have a feeling that the hunches he does,
like, I don't think he's done it.
I'm just saying, you hunch here, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You don't have to judge, I love you.
I just got a feeling that if I could watch the screen I would find him without feeling the things he's saying
What do you mean?
I'm not certain. I'm not certain. I was already suspicious with the x-men thing.
You're talking about the church!
I was already suspicious with the- did you get the second church?
No.
Okay.
One church for me.
One church for you. That's fine. That's fair. That's fair. One church is enough. One church is enough.
What church you don't want to be going to multiple churches any of the message just gets all confused. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Unlock it in boys first spot fight. Unlock it in. Unlock it. Unlock it.
Come on. This is the first mate.
I
Had that bug die
Always person always person I'm shooting up. I'm shooting up. I'm shooting always person
Yeah
All right, here we go boys
I can't see anything
Whenever you want to super shot. Let me know we got you. Okay. I'm gonna super shot ready. I'm super shot
I can't see dick what?
What the hell?
Okay, alright, we should not go to Supergate and we can get out of there and see, whatever.
Alright, okay, alright, alright.
Alright.
Alright, we're doing something, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Look at him with high fire. Look at him with high fire.
Get it like that, bitch. Get it like that, but she's texting him.
I'm actually texting him.
Nice.
Did you have a function?
Oh my god.
Alright, that's not good, boys.
I should have been more...
He's gonna kill the shoes right here.
So we'll focus on the other guy.
I mean, she's the other guy, yeah.
Yeah, I've been on him.
Just get them off of you guys.
Thank you, watch, thank you, watch.
Good job.
I mean, she's the guy.
Yeah!
Oh, boy!
Here!
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!
One dead!
I can't get ready. We got to figure out where we want to go.
Three. Oh, yeah. I got three. I got three. I actually need this. Where do you guys need
We need to go we'll hunch to go back to that church grab the potion and then we also need to go to the church up north
Got that potion and then the church outside. Yeah
Let's move which will move will kill things along the way. Hold me game. We'll go north first first first
I
Still everything inside of the other way
This has to be a boss in front of us by the way you see that?
Let's hit the church then we'll hit that.
No one hit the other church yet?
This is going to be a boss I think.
Okay.
Oh this is a boss.
Can't be out to fool him.
Activating my own command.
Ready?
I
Yeah
Why this one three
What's this crystal okay, yeah
It's with the big purple one on the map. Yeah, they're very next to us. Yeah, it's right here. I don't know I
I don't know why I resonate it says resident. I know it's fine diving and reading it
This game is so much focus and constitution
I have no clue what that just in I'm so fucking hard right now
Mr. Grouch, Mr. Grouch
Oh wait fire beast appears. What's a fire beast? Wait, wait, I think I saw him in the box. Do you guys come up here?
Look at your map, look at your map. Okay. Oh
Oh my fucking big boy everybody got the potion first everybody got the potion
Which this one will do we'll go fight the boss nearest to us and then we'll go to that temple deal
Yeah, oh wait, it shows a bunch of boss in the map. I was gonna get the red in the red thing
I don't know if I was supposed to do that
Ah
We did robe
What I need you to do now folksy with your character all right
All right, I mean
We can look at it on me and lather it like I'm applying sunscreen at a beach, okay?
You want to win or do you not you want to win or you want to lose?
Spin on me like I'm wearing sunscreen at the fucking beach
Oh my god, it's a dragon guys. I need help
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god guys, I'm gonna try to poop gun
I'm getting severely pooped on
Hey, how about it
Oh, he's not taking very... yeah.
Oh yeah, he's done, he's done.
Okay, thanks.
I'm gonna need one of the resources to clear all the red zones.
Are we?
Wait, there's no...
Drop?
Okay.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
You don't want to play the red zone first. It's fine. But look at the right red zone the guys not even there anymore
Oh, fuck
Just go to it. Let's see what happens. Okay. Oh guys. We need those two other persons
We need those you'll get those. Oh, we only got one. We already got one. Am I I'm done easy one one
I just unlocked this big-ass acts that you gave me
What was that
Wait, if I press Resonate with this other crystal, is that...
I don't know!
Where's this guy at?
I don't see anything.
You've not just got there.
No shit!
We're fine!
You can go down!
Come on down, guys!
Oh, crazy.
Is he over there at all?
I see one of the dogs, the small fire dogs.
fire dogs yeah he's out here so I'm assuming he's here
I'm cheating though we guys what happened did he go away yo it doesn't
matter we gotta go outside there's only here talk to this bucket maybe we go
fine right maybe we can drop I think oh fuck
Come on in big dick bitch calm big dick
Oh fucking showing man, yes, I don't think this boss is here. It's like Glitch or something
That big wasn't we should be going straight west
It's right there. I see why I see him. Yeah, there he is
Hey, this guy has a sword as a dog have a sword
Don't take you swords or telephone
The next guy's outside
My god, holy shit, bro
We're doing pretty good.
Yo, my ass is kind of nuts.
We gotta go, we gotta go to the last red zone.
Oh, wait, we can't.
We can't go away.
Yeah, there's no way.
Well, then we're going to the two other bosses.
See, there's two other bosses in the zone.
You see those?
Yeah.
Let's see those, let's see those.
Oh, that's good.
That's ass.
Oh, let's see.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
Hey.
Come on boys, come on boys, quickly quickly quickly!
Yeah, we- we- we- we- we have- we- we- we- we have wolves on us!
Fuck those wolves!
We got- we got- we got bigger fish to fry, pal!
Bigger fish to fry!
Hey!
Oh my god, what is that?!
There's some type of eagle monkey.
Oh, what the hell is that?
There's another guy on me.
I have to level up, by the way, boys, so I can't die.
I can't even hit him.
He goes too fast.
Ooh, not too powerful.
I can't voice that.
Let's just stop him out, boys.
I
Did check those honestly, I'm not in shows the wrong one. Oh my god. This guy's actually the wrong one. Oh
I didn't oh, thank god. Oh, okay. What was going on?
Monkey you don't monkey everything for it. I do I do I do I do I'm almost I almost have it
get up! get up!
SUPER SHIT!
Oh
Love I'm just trying to steal all the quarters out of my pocket first
Thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you.
Oh, no, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
You gotta save us.
Yeah.
I already got him.
We're good.
I got him.
I'll keep taking care of them.
We have baby dragon.
We start, we start.
I'll go for it.
And when you go for it on this guy.
I got it. I got it. Okay, I got it.
Oh, he did it!
Whee!
She's 45.
Wait.
This one is way better than mine, but I think mine has sleep powers on it, so...
I don't know if I should take that.
Sleep powers are for the boss.
So I'm giving up sleep powers to do this one, are you sure?
Are you sure?
Okay, I'm getting where this is a really good boss. I guess I lose speed powers though, whatever whatever bars
Whatever bars
All right then make sure love up fucking cozy. All right, you know my name out my story
Another 12
I
Think my
Guys we go we go down to the other bush
We want to make sure we don't get caught a dead end. Hey, why is this like on the map?
Hey, there's lovely when you kill boss is the level thing right there. We'll back up and I see one right here
Well, we gotta move guys. We gotta move
I think this is a dead end he says yeah
yeah we need to go back up that's what
you do guys we go back up and they go
cross bridge yet right here go up here
go up here and then go across bridge
oh you make this jump we make this jump
Make it. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Don't close it. Don't close it.
Boom, boom, boom, I missed the job.
You motherfucker.
Boom, boom, boom.
Not good.
You got it. That the right way for sure.
That's it. He's the right way.
You got it. You got it. You got it.
I got it. I got it.
And we go across this bridge right here and we go up to the tree
Are you so much faster?
Guys we don't have enough rooms to level up
We don't have enough rooms to have them.
24,000 is enough.
We actually are so fast.
Raid of arrows!
Wait, what?
How are you the Raid of arrows again?
Raid of arrows!
Raid!
Raid up!
You guys, how are you the rate of errors?
I'm gonna keep putting bones on you!
There you go, this rock. Oh, I know you're... oh my god, I don't know.
Do we jump? Do we jump to this area in front of us? The castle?
Fuck it, let's do it!
Yeah!
You barely make it, you barely make it.
You barely make it, you gotta hit that shit right on. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You gotta hit that shit right now.
Do not miss it.
Bro.
What?
Do not miss it.
Come on, come on, Closie.
Do not miss it.
Come on.
Fucking shit it!
Closie!
Alright.
Fuck you!
Shit it!
Fuck you!
This has to be a...
Yeah, this has to be a...
How do I do Rain of Arrows, it's not gonna be doing any more.
You guys kill those guys, I'm gonna go to the corner and look at my keybends.
They hold Q for Rain of Arrows?
Oh! Rain of Arrows!
Yo, this is like the boss area, see?
We beat the boss area.
I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help you out of the Rain of Arrows now.
Okay, I do no damage, by the way, I just know that we haven't, we haven't gone to any team.
We're supposed to team up, get a weapon.
Oh yeah, we need those chicken nuggets.
Yeah, you can use the game.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, all of our weapons are level one.
Oh my god, I totally forgot about that.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Thank goodness.
That's okay guys, with the power of friendship and determination, we can overcome anything.
What about a giant?
This guy looks like a pussy.
RAIN OF ARROWS!
SUPER SHIRT!
RAIN OF ARROWS!
I don't even face to so make it face one thousand
Doesn't make a difference to me
Okay, all right, okay, I'm dead I died to be
We got to see these cars
Yeah, yeah.
He's doing something weird.
I'm dead.
I just died.
You had to block that.
What?
If we decide it's the things that we have to do here.
I'm here.
You need to shoot me.
It's a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of hugs.
You get something else.
Yeah.
Yes.
I got you.
I'm coming.
Buster coming.
Buster.
Oh
Would you stay away from them I'm getting more than you just to see with them. Oh my goodness. I'm on fire
Hey, what's this pussy wants a bitch?
Oh
I thought that I swear. Oh my god
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh my god.
I'm going for him.
Okay.
Go to the other side.
Go for the other side.
One more.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I
Girl I'm pulling them I'm pulling them
Oh, she's not a girl. No, there is no use in there bud. Oh, he's coming. Oh, he's coming. Okay. He's coming cause he's coming cause he's done
Oh
if you rock you can jump in your rock on me and I'll get up
it's not let me get out of the way I knew I just came so fucking dumb
I got my guy my guy my guy
guys the blood thing is about to happen look at the towers get away from those
fuck you guys
get on the edges get on the edges
yeah
oh my god oh my god oh my god
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, it's so dead.
It's so evil.
We can't out-wrap.
No!
I think we have to up-
No!
Yeah, I did, I probably didn't.
No!
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did zero damage.
I think it might be like an Enbridge time or something like that in the beginning. There was only like four of them
All I know is we're making massive strides of progress boys. I bet you I bet you this is the one
I'm not even joking guys. That was a tenfold increase a tenfold increase on progress
I guarantee you this is the one, I guarantee you this is the one, 100%, 100%.
We will sink.
We will sink, yeah?
Agreed.
This is the one, this is the one.
Lock in.
Everybody up, everybody up, we'll get back in there.
We're going back in there and we're showing that who's a hooligan who bossed.
You tell my points, we're showing who the boss is.
Me literally a minute. I said few kitties
Your kitty doesn't need any more feeding. I've seen you can't
What he needs is a weight loss program
Check relics are see I had them set up before when I actually knew what I was doing in this game
So I'm just gonna not touch them
They seem pretty good
You guys look at them. Tell me if they're pretty good. Tell me if they're decent. Tell me if they're decent
right there that one that one oh you know what this one is faith I bet I use
that because of a faith like saying a faith boss hmm
Need your character no don't you aren't I know
You're covering the stats oh
My best my friend my friend
Hmm, I do a sample. Yeah, I assume I probably use that on a specific character that used the new thing
Hmm, we see this one
Well, I what what about this one? I'm gonna scroll through you guys tell me which one
Do you like row one and then are like what row it is and then what what column it is?
Look as well
That's fraud so we don't need that
You're gonna the big ones
No
That's pretty good actually. What about that one?
1-1, column 1, row 1.
It's what right here, sir. I never switch weapons.
I never switch weapons ever.
Okay, so right before I have a thing to worry about switch weapons, I get like bonus damage
or something.
So all I do is switch weapons and then switch back before I find a boss or something.
How long does it last?
five minutes. Last for 30 seconds. 30 seconds and just swap. Yeah, fuck that. Fuck that.
No thanks. No thanks. I'm not gonna remember to do that. I'm not gonna remember to do that
at all. What about these? These look pretty good. I honestly, I might do this one. Increase
rune acquisition for self and allies. What about this one? This one looks pretty good.
What about this one? 5-1? Oh, that one's pretty good. That one's pretty good. Oh, we'll do
That's not one.
I think these other ones are good.
We're good.
All right.
All right, ready up boys, ready up.
This is not a brain off game,
peanut brain on right now, Lock-in.
I am locked in!
Did you see me cooking out there pal?
Pew, pew, touch out!
Let me tell you who wasn't locked in.
Don't you say it's
I swear I'd turn around I just over there
Eating something never know what it is by some fucking hamster
He killed over by them something and cloaksie. Let me die. I'm telling you
I guarantee you he's got his controller in one hand and some office put sport in the lap
He is my think I chose it all character
What do you think I chose this game?
Oh, shit!
So how do you... I'm hoping that half the time it's working, half the time it is working.
It's right trigger...
Why? Right?
What do you mean, how?
I'm sorry, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a mini...
I'm not a witty!
A locket!
Okay, we also need to we have to hit caves
Then we gotta find chicken nuggets and games for sure. Oh dude look where the cave where all the caves are these wait
We have to be patient wait dude also
It's quick tip for hush try not to hit the fucking eagle and fuck off the the other side of the map
We have a sleep slide and we have two caves here
I
See
Yeah, okay, I want everyone to be after me hot I will not judge hot I will not judge
Realize that I can target someone with like target who I want to attack. I've been running in and just hoping I land it
Oh my god, I swear
Oh my god, yeah, I've been like Helen Keller trying to find a doorknob this whole time
Oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god
I'm judging I have to
Oh my god
No, I said if I feel like it I added my own terms of conditions. I added my own terms of conditions
Yeah
Oh my gosh, I just got a jellyfish shield jellyfish
Is this good I'm pretty sure this is like really good
That tentacles on it
Yeah
And it's not for you, though.
Folks, you need that.
Folks, you need that ASAP.
Yeah, it's definitely not right, folks.
Are you able to level up to the crabs?
Yeah, I think we did it.
That was awesome.
I was only like five.
Oh, motherfucker.
I
Was that doing my crash
Mr. Krabs
Yeah, I'm sorry again. Oh, no, it's all right. Look look look look look. I'm gonna kill the whole machine. Well, you guys see you take that last crap
I don't know you say you saw one
Yeah
That's this thing
We go the logic always chase always chasing fucking peanut. It's up here. I see it. There he is. There's Mr.
Crabbs to me with the bed. Oh my god
We watch this for a dollar back
Again
I
Got me the sake I'm in the sake I'm in the sake I'm in the sake
I got you. Please watch these ones
Take that cool ah want to miss Burger King man. I've got plenty for everybody
That I got too much. I got much
That was a shot
Nice rock. Oh, thank God we had huts is rock there. Oh my god, we would have been done for it
Woo! You know how I was thinking,
Coachy, right when we were fighting that guy?
We could really use a rock right now.
Hey, Coachy, did you use a whip or no?
Take this, Larry!
Yo, two kids right at me now.
No, we got killed there in the last of them.
We're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. What do we what do we split up? No,
we go to cave, cave, cave. Where's cave at? Where's cave at? I don't, do you see it on
map I think it's all the way up. We gotta hit the churches too. I think games are more important to churches.
Oh, church is the most important thing in the whole game. Are you kidding me? Really? How's
posted during the last boss fight? Yeah. Yeah, that zone's coming right here. We're not gonna
kind of clear this cave. We'll clear it on day two. Just go to the church. We'll hit
churches this time. We'll hit teams next time. We'll hit churches this time. Yeah.
Or yes, hey, we go okay
Well, I've got a cool jellyfish here, I never see one of these
Very dead
I
Six you'll be twice
It's not letting me up I don't have I don't have that type of movement on this character
But you gotta find a way you gotta find a way to not die whenever you do not die
I
Chunk style
Have no reversions
If you turn around you might be able to grab them me. Yeah
I have the crystal curse though. I have the crystal curse
No
Oh, I'm a dumb ass. I forgot to just give you a little help. I'm a call the homeless
people around.
Yeah, you see a giant blue thing going up a mountain you can go inside and press space
it'll fly up you jump all the way down to the bottom part and then you press space on
I'm not there. I don't know how to get out. This is fucking awesome. I'm gonna come hunting show them how to do the thing, okay? Okay
Let me uh, I'm just gonna take care of ya
Okay
No, it's fine. I just gotta come home with people. Yeah, I got killed they're going crazy off the fence
Got him. Okay. I should be like pumpkin's gonna take care of you
To be a hedge to be a miss a hot I come up with a hedge over here see me
Hi, would you know? Oh
Miss a hot I'm up here. He found it. Yeah, good work
Hi, I'll be boy. Don't you watch?
All right, you gotta find a little piece of the love two boys. Where do I uh, where can I go and upgrade?
Right right here right where I just pinned like you see a green pin
That's uh, there's a boss that got filled over there. So there's weapons and there's uh, an upgrade thing
I'll show me you grab the turd touch
I got the church. I have the other church where you go to do what?
Oh, yeah, oh my goodness folks. Yeah, I'm feeling it now
Oh
It's close it's close it's squeezed it up
It's got to be ironic that I just the fattest character and he can't keep up
Something about hot city the stars alive with that guy
coming all of you boys want to be game I don't know where we're going I see
some bridges we can take I don't know what's this ball here let's get this guy
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be more than he was.
If you're playing in the soul games.
Yeah. Yeah.
Man, it's time to kill it.
Right here.
Super shot!
Oh my god, look at that crazy.
What are you looking at?
Crazy.
What?
Three?
Okay.
Oh fuck.
The iron eyes grief. What is the iron eyes grief guys? I we're dead. Oh, we're fine. Come on. Yeah, you're reacting to my boys
We're dead. Oh, come on. Come on. Oh, yeah, we're reacting. I'm dead
But you're gonna be acting. Oh, yeah, we're dead
We're actually dead. Oh, she means up down here. Oh
Oh wait, I'm gonna see it.
Into my life.
Alright, okay.
I'm gonna see ya. Yeah, you're a monster.
Oh man, fuck! It's mad! We can go get our stuff back.
We can go get our stuff back. It's fine, just as long as we don't die into the bunch,
we can go get our stuff back on day two, alright? Easy peasy.
To make it level five
Won't make a darn lick of difference now we're warriors. We're soldiers
Take that homeless person. I've brought my block with the switch on it. Oh
I'm not feeling so good
I'm not doing my utmost best right now. I'm not feeling dapper
I don't know if my fancy is un-tickled.
I repeat, my fancy is un-tickled.
Close, do you hear me?
Yep.
My fancy is un-tickled.
This is a death-con-born code-read situation.
Yes!
I used you to spit at me.
How do I carry?
Oh my god, I hit this fuck-ass again.
are you so serious
we're gonna die
oh my god
SUPER SOOOOON
that thing hurts really nothing
same thing as last time
Oh, get him Koji, get him, get him!
I'm dead.
Oh, don't die, Hunter, cock is too bad.
He's not going to open towards you guys now.
Okay, I'm going to get him.
He's going to get his thing.
He's attacking you, Koji.
Oh, I dodged that, man. I saw that.
Don't keep looking at this guy.
I see one side
Hi, you got this
Dying there literally fun guys
This map is ass
Design this who designed this map who designed this map and why isn't he being stoned in the town square?
What is going on?
This is impossible.
We have to put this on to a farmer.
There's no way to win.
Hold on.
I have a chat.
The map's not as your ass.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
And that guy.
Hold up.
Give me a second.
I have to call someone up.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Yes, Obama. I have another target.
That man right there.
All right. Listen, guys, listen, listen, listen.
We've been doing this for two hours and 40 minutes, and we have made no progress.
But I want to say what? What do you mean? No progress?
Here we go. We got to the boss.
We got to the back in progress.
Yeah, how the game works.
OK, all right, OK, hold on.
Listen to me.
One second.
Once Obama has done Hellfire mission,
look at that, guys.
Now, what we're going to do is we're going to go into the game.
And this is the plan.
This is the plan.
All right, we got to segment it out by the two days.
Day one, we hit all of the starter guys, all of them.
We then go straight to his, wait, actually, the sleepy one's
probably going to be in front of us.
We can kind of just combine that and get a sleepy weapon.
Then we get all the churches all of we just clear them out that we don't worry about churches anymore
You demand on day two we hit a cave by the big bottom. We have to hit multiple caves
We only need one cave unless you're running two evidence. We only need one cave
Yes, because remember you can buy the first chicken nugget at the end with your points and the second super chicken nugget
You get from a cave. So we need one cave after that's done
We we activate whatever coax you do with those three red circles and we dominate all three red circles easy peasy
We go to the end boss. We win the game. You know, got it. I
Just just went out live on stream for good luck
Live live on stream. You are so welcome. I've I've dashed this game with luck. I've dashed it with the lock
Now it's time to win. Now it's time to bring it home. Oxy, listen to me. Huh? Your great-grandfather was in Vietnam.
Yeah? How do you know that? I guess. I was too. I was too. You always was at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Alright. Actually, Quince Italy in Vietnam, but not in the same context. Okay. Secondly, I forgot where I was going with this.
Let's drive!
Alright.
What?!
My people have been
genocided at the Texas Roadhouse.
You want to bring that up, Mr. Hudge?
How about this? How about this?
How about this? How about you take a roll of quarters
and shove them up your ass?
And then you take a giant magnet
and put it up into your mouth
so that your poop comes out your mouth, you bitch.
Fuck you.
Ready up!
Tell me you think I'm skinny or I'm not ready enough.
Tell me you think I'm skinny or we're going to sit here for the next fucking hour.
You know what?
Team affirmations.
I'll go first.
I like when peanut takes us to the wrong fucking side of the map and then yells at the top
this long do this do that and I fucking die because of it that's what I like
folksy go ahead close he's muted I'll go next
hot I like the way that two games ago we started it within 30 seconds you took
an eagle to four town over four towns over for literally half the game you
You fucked up to Timbuk-fuck-to through for half the game on an eagle.
That's what I like.
Everybody makes mistakes, P. Hannah Montana made a whole song about it.
Hannah Montana isn't real, just like Helen Guy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's Taylor Swift in disguise.
Now let's ride!
I
Missed it bananas, but what good man good. I'm bad and miss Cheryl
enchanting
Hey, what's going on? I choose the wrong man. You chose the wrong map and oh
Oh
I'll be wait wait wait wait wait might be
Hey, it's so balancers though
What why'd you say before I fucking left?
You I see the bottom I see in the bottom left. It says balances. Oh my god. That would have been perfect
That would have literally been perfect. I know that map. I've played that map before
Can I be joined back? I can be joined. How do I be joined? How do I be joined?
I think I can buy you back on the back right now, oh my god, oh my god, are you sure it's just bounces?
Yeah, it bounces. I know that map. I know that but we just it just is it just there's no sleep on this map
It's fine. We don't need to see she was for business
She was for the week
Running north by the way
It was just a balance is
Unless your math
Oh my god, you're right guys we can win this easy. This is this is that map. We put up before I
Call the stars up call the stars up
Do I run out of stamina a lot because of the type of character on play oh shit, I'm actually coming a bunch but already
Just starting to gain.
This is not good for me. This is not good for me.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna sit like that. Alright.
Okay. Alright.
Same too.
Perfect.
Perfect. Perfect.
Um, okay, now he's mean bugging me.
Now he's mean bugging me. He's order farming.
Oh my god, he's order farming.
Start.
No, no, no we can't lose about we can't lose about we can't lose about it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. I'm so got my runes. We'll get out of there. Oh
My eyes got mugged on all my I was just a goodie. He was mean mugging. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
I see a hunch. Come come kill this guy. Come on. Kill this guy. They're grabbing rooms. Yeah
My rooms were literally right here
Yeah, you live with first before I die we all up
My rooms
I
How did you do it? Oh, man fucking bad
I
Would
We're good. We're good. I only we are you hot fobby. We're gonna go straight to the church up. Go on with mr. Cochise, okay?
Okay, yeah, I accidentally swam up here. So you're gonna go the lightning camp
Nope. I went into the light and came out of the way.
How the fuck do we get this mounted?
You can climb up the side of it. You can climb up the side of it.
We gotta get this castle. Come on, message! Come on, message!
I'm with you. Kill this old person!
Quick, quick!
Oh my oh oh the walkers are getting restless
It's up to the left okay, okay, all right
I don't know how to get up here.
Gotcha!
Did it recalibration?
Where's your watch at?
It's up.
Oh boy.
How do you know that?
Oh boy.
or oh boy how do you do that did i die to him you swear right oh there's a
homeless person on the roof who the hell is running this town
chest over here for you have you out
yeah
guys i'm probably gonna have to get my
shit, I don't know how to get up to that.
I climbed a mountain and I just went to a mountain.
Oh my, I just died in a regular person.
Oh my God.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are here.
He was, he was.
I just died.
Hey.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, that's the first one.
Hmm.
USA Sons.
What?
Wait.
Where'd you go turn your air conditioning on pussy? Oh, can't do that. Oh, all right guys, let's ride
Oh, yeah, yeah, good me killing on you to me
This one right this one 3DG that's yeah, she's right. What does she's right? What?
There you go down. Oh
What the balls you kill them? Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you're right
Okay, it's four to one now for USA
I knew that. Oh my goodness. Let me tell you boys. Let me tell you. It's used for like
the, I don't, I wait, listen, I know I'm going to sound dumb, but I just don't want to make
stuff. I like, I'm guessing this is not for like the whole world cup, right?
So it is the soccer version of the Olympics. Wait, so if we win this, we win the entire
world cup today.
It's the best of the best players on the every best team fighting against each other for their countries
It's a qualifier. It's like that
Chats all saying no. Oh, maybe I'm wrong. No, it's the worst players of all the countries
You know, they're saying no losing teams
Hey guys is a giant guy right here
out. Hey, yeah, he's back. What? I'm back. We're doing the
10. Oh, wait, we should kill this guy first real quick.
He's a giant monkey man over here.
So I'll kill the giant monkey man. You guys, what about
that? I'll be right there to say it. Yeah. Super
charge.
Yeah, dude.
Take that!
Take that, Hooligan!
You think it was?
I don't think it was here. Oh, a shot has come up!
Ah.
I did it.
Gotcha!
Madness produced a frenzied person with Alice madness
The parents find a one now
That was so bad, don't know, boss.
Bro, where is this guy?
That was so bad, don't know, pussy.
Wait, wait, it's all breaks four to one.
We won.
All right!
I don't know, man.
Who are we playing?
Like, who's the other guys?
What? Who was the other guys?
Parade way. I
Thought that was the first dinosaur in arch-ravelling along
Need what's the pair of dawn? Oh
You know, I think I know I think we're talking about the I need to actually call the parent way
Okay, I mean, this is really good weapon for me. I just don't know where the boss is
Oh, that's your child with losses. Okay. All right boss right here on the road. What's your that guy?
I
In the pool water
Guys I would get inside this castle or something
In that door right there you see that door humbler sent tell cloaks
We're in here by yourself. He tried killing Margaret and died like 70 times to him LMO
Oh, I'm getting word that I killed Margot by myself and you tried 70 times you guys every time
Okay, you're talking about night rain
Okay
Why are you guys sleeping while I'm just killing their friend
Where's the bow Zed I don't know this place is fucking huge. It's a couple dogs down here
I
Just shot a dog
Shot another one
The bar chat take sacred seal because I took a secret juice guys. It's going to be a killer fast. It's goes fast on find it
Okay, okay, okay. I'll come up on
Nice on it. Oh boys. Come on boys. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Whoo.
Hit it!
Super shot!
Sorry, yeah.
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
I
Would we're gonna get out I think right here right here right here on me on me on me
I mean switch quick quick quick quick quick quick we gotta go watch come on watch watch
My god, so my god, oh my god, oh my god
Guys guys guys how we out here right here right here?
Right here
No, I have seven feet
Oh
You guys take a break we guys take a break for the help of the help of
What was what was what was
I'm gonna help out. Oh my god. I'm able to help us. We got right here. It's all over. It's literally all over. Oh my god
oh my god oh my god I'm I'm dead I'm gonna die it's over it's over for me it's
over no there's no shot I can't do I'm gonna die too
we have day one or day two we keep lying that's right that's right oh my god
Oh my god, you made it good fire. Oh my god guys guys we guys we have throw it
What are we doing?
Dude, we just could have find that like I don't know what you want us to do. We can't fire way out of there
Do you go back for a separate now?
No, we just have to not die as a boss and go back
But we will not die the boss and then go back guy
Okay, where do you want me? I don't know
I don't know. I'm just hanging around boss. I'm just hanging around
Okay, we have to go back that's 70,000
So 100% I don't know how many I had but I'm assuming it was like probably like a billion
to be even like
More than that
So what we only we gotta do is God die if we died to the last ones go away
Yes, I don't think you can actually die during the boss. Can you this every time?
That's true true. Yeah, we're the two guys. I do fear damage
That's fine, I'll take care of this boss coachy. I'm a pew to kill you
Here's what you love
Also, I definitely got any boy health box. I think that's why I died and then I would mess that right now
I gotta hit all the church Japanese I gotta hit every single church
Lock it in boy. Lock it in. He's got to buy these get on route and then we're gonna go
Oh perfect, he's the one that makes a steam bill black. What does we see?
I got one, I got one, I got one!
Do I actually kill these guys?
Oh my God!
I'm down, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Do you got one?
Ooh, you man's pushing!
Oh!
Yeah!
Not good
Every guy I need is to that guy
There's much, there's much
Oh, it happens, oh, it happens
You want me to hold that guy?
Got him
Hold this guy
Oh, my god
He knows karate
Oh, my god, guys, you did it
You did it, holy fuck.
What the fuck?
There it is.
What do I do?
Okay, I have to run after him.
What?
I gotta leave my stones.
What?
Oh, we buy some from a boss.
We buy the chicken nugget.
Yeah, probably.
Watch it, that's not the good chicken nugget that you get from the caves.
That's a bad chicken nugget.
Take that, Mr. Krabs.
I'm getting madness by the way, oh there's a boss that spawned right next to us, right now.
Oh we'll kill that guy and say we should get a rouge, we should get a rouge.
Yeah.
I don't need one, I don't need one!
How the fuck do we do that by the way? Like, that was just...
Hush I think?
I walked up, I ulted that motherfucker and I didn't stop swinging.
Oh we have a guy on the horse over here!
Yeah, I think we go up to this boss yeah, I'm gonna level up on the boss over here
I
69,000
It's a naughty number hodge a naughty number you know that very naughty
Your bad little peanut.
Rar.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That little peanut.
Rar.
Ha ha ha ha.
Where's your box?
Do you need that?
The front drop.
I'll take it so you can have it.
I need that.
You're a very kind man, you're very generous.
You're gonna be a genius to you,
pleasure me.
You guys cap it on Jim,
did that's how to beat you?
You guys go here.
You want to hit that cave or you want to?
I was going to this boss.
I had to kill this boss and then we have to hit the cave and then I got to hit all
the judges.
I see that big boss.
I got one half you guys are already resting guys. I'm stuck under his penis. Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I got one half again.
that's what you put oh guys I can't shoot you guys in the rock in the rock I
can't shoot you can see you rock yeah you're on it was what oh my god oh this
guy one taps what the hell is going on did we all get one tap the one tap by the
Monkey Eagle guy!
Wait, I'm stuck in my own rock.
Right here, he's still low, he's still low, man.
Go on in, you can take your-
Make sure to pick up your stuff.
What if I-
Pick up your stuff, pick up your stuff, quick boys!
Yeah.
Did I stop?
No, I didn't, and I did not.
Oh my gosh, gosh, gosh, I didn't give myself enough death.
oh my god what the fuck is going on what the fuck is what the fuck is I just
lost all my roots
what the fuck was that
it's only 20k it's only 20k we're doing 20k we're gonna get that back easy
Mm-hmm. Oh we go back. They're gonna die. Hey eagle pussy. Oh
My gosh
Oh
That's not good firstly no damage is missing. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh fuck
What's that?
Hey, watch out, he's attacking you.
Hey, watch out!
He's taking...
Oh, close.
He's hitting me, Sam.
What am I...
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Oh, guys, what are we doing?
What are we up to right now?
Guys, I'm doing so little damage.
I think I might be healing this fucker.
I don't know...
He's so low.
He's not dead!
Falling towards you, Pete.
You need to rest me.
I got some weapons!
Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!
HEDY BUBIN DOWN!
He's getting me with pinnings over here!
HEDY BUBIN DOWN!
Guys! I'm trying to land him!
HEDY BUBIN DOWN!
Gotcha!
I'm back in the land of the living bunch.
The judge!
You think?
Super judge!
Hey!
Whoa.
You fine?
Don't remind me what you're doing,
what you're doing?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, kill it.
Oh, I pressed the dodge button literally 50 times
while he was running toward me and it didn't even dodge.
I pressed it maybe 50 times, maybe even 100 more.
My god, dodge 150 times as he was running 20 spam dodge. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
That's guys we are so we're done. Even if we win that we're not. No, we're not. No, we're not
We're not even if we win this we're dead. We might be we might get a fuck time. We might get a fuck time
It's over. Oh my god guys, I didn't even get two of the churches
Holy shit was so dead. We are so dead. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh
We got him! We got him! We got him! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
I wish you could hit him with the thing.
There you go, there you go.
Okay, I got 26,000 runes when you counted my 20,000 brutal times.
Oh my gosh! Alright, I'm getting this creepy. I'm getting this creepy.
Okay, okay, okay.
you guys are you gonna do with this one right this one this one this one this one this one
here you go Pete here you go boom hook on the ground okay okay whoa wait that's how
you say holy shit that's insane yeah that's crazy that's insane oh I like you
maybe one of them but it has a pass even I need show you I think you just
have a good if you want but that's really good passing me you want to pick up
Weapons that have
That's I already I already have a purple. I already have a purple weapon. So I don't really need to take a nugget
So I'm just gonna go do something else. I'm gonna get my assembly
Okay
You the church
Oh
Oh my god, we never hit the castle in the middle close. He fuck that would have literally
We suck at this game
Why were we so good before and now okay, but that was actually a little over same
We were very much better compared to right now and now we're not good at all. What is going on in for amber?
It's our job to play video games coaxie
I don't think it you know there's a big difference between you what you do and what we do you know me so mean
I should be caring the hell is that supposed to mean you bitch you came in
You piece of shit, but they have
I kind of just want I got this one word say it
Say like that. I'm saying saying you you you you unkind person
I
Have a shoot a dog. Yeah, whoa
This is good. It's cuz you this is cuz you you did this
Fucking shoot dogs all right, okay
All right, okay
So the next losses are actually like fucking positive. You know, I'm gonna show the little boss
Hey boss make sure to have all of y'all's weapon slots full and take weapons with good passives on them
Godspeed boss full slots good passives no excuses
Godspeed boss
There he is, the boss
And?
He's got your bruises folksy
I'm mowing down homeless people with my GAN
And I'm not talking about my butt pussy me the clothesies that don't ask
Bro, I have no clue where that bus is
I have no bloodbots in there.
This thing takes a while to load on up.
This thing takes a little bit of time.
This thing takes a couple business days to put the fucking...
Holy shit.
What the hell?
Oh, we're so on this body, we're so on this body!
What's going on?
I'm shoulder your box. I'm selling a box right now. I'm shoulder them. I'm shoulder them
I will prove to the team that I make a difference
I'm proving to the team that I make a difference
Okay, let's go
We'll have time to hit the rod. All right. I will start the right. You go get the man. He's dead. He's dead
Finish should we run up to you? Yeah
It's both fucking son. I just got a boat. You give me this thing this thing takes four business days to load up
Now how did you get me?
It's more like we're fighting you shoot him from afar for the bow. Oh
So you think you're better than me
You are also dead.
Get up boys, get up!
No way I jumped into that, bro.
You watching this? Yeah!
Utterly, utterly!
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him!
Okay, go!
I mean, we're at that time, Peter, you just gotta...
Do you get him, or no?
I got you!
What the fuck is my guy doing?
I'm a wizard.
Oh, fuck it, wizard.
Headdye's own, I'm a wizard.
I'm a wizard.
I
Just kill them kill them kill them
Wait, I'm gonna die so
Yeah, oh my god
Yes, well, that's guys guys guys guys guys guys guys. Okay, I'm joking. I'm sure
I'm dead.
Do you hit him?
I'll try, I'll try, I'll try.
Is that what you're giving me?
I'm going for him, I'm going for him, I'm going for him, I'm going for him.
I'm doing it, I got a judge, I got a judge, I got a judge, I got a judge.
No, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on.
No, he's disappearing, he's disappearing, he's disappearing.
Oh my god, that was all for nothing!
And no matter how far.
You're going to get shot.
Just through the fucking game
Holy shit
What is hot doing you hot shit through the entire game
Yeah, we got the shit. I have no hot spots, but I'm fine
They just did one or two.
Punch!
Why would you leave?
I would have revived you in the zone and then you just stood there.
I can't lie to you.
My stomach split upside down three times and I just blew my toilet up three different
ones I bought.
Oh my God.
I know this is what you're supposed to be.
Oh brother, there was no fight.
So if I let out a fart, I would shit myself.
My wounds and your wounds are out the storm so just don't die okay bud?
I'm pretty dead.
No no no he's not full dead.
I'm gonna get you back on the bus okay?
Bumpy's gonna take care of you.
Bumpy will never let anybody hurt you.
Bumpy is never gonna let anybody hurt you okay?
Thank you.
Slingshot! What is going on? Whoa! Slow down there, partner. I'm dead. I'm dead. I died. I'm dead. Yeah. I don't feel too good. I don't feel my best.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
There you go.
All right.
Wee, wee, wee.
See how I'm getting him stuck in a rock.
Wee, wee.
You can rock one of us.
That would be pretty good.
Oh, well.
Or you could just put one up in front of him.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
All right.
All right, that's a good suit, thank you.
I think it's impossible.
We have three ticks.
We have to use, I think we have three ticks.
I don't want to bother about it.
Guys, guys, I'm fighting so hard to want to be alive.
All right?
Welcome to my everyday.
No.
Hi.
Guys, guys, guys, listen, listen, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, this is where I'm at, listen, listen, listen, I'm gonna say something and then you guys go, yes, chef, okay?
Yep.
I'm gonna say something too, but I'm waiting for a second.
We will dominate.
Yes, chef.
We will overcome.
Yes, chef.
We will viscerate our enemies.
Yes, chef.
We're gonna hit all the churches in day one.
and day one, grab a sleep lamp and in day one
and at the start of day two,
we go right to the castle in the middle.
Yes, chef.
You lost me there, chef, but yes, chef.
Yes, chef!
That's right.
Now lock the fucking, lock the fucking,
and it ain't over.
It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
Out here, no singing.
I ain't here no damn, I ain't here no goddamn bell!
I ain't no lady.
Do you guys see my game right now?
No, no, I'm not, no.
Anybody see it?
Okay, so is there anything we can change up
with like our characters?
Like should I?
Yeah, so we should replace Hans
with a pregnant cat taped to a controller.
All right.
Yes, chef.
Where's my yes chef at?
Yes chef.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, I'm inviting you guys. Guys, I'm so defeated. I know you see
a smile on my face and I can't do attitude, but inside I feel nothing but pain and suffering.
I feel nothing, I feel nothing but war toward suffering and torment.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I
Lock in I swear to God guys
Okay, there's no gravity going flying over to Timbuktu. There's no going afk the store mods for a poop
For a poop
Back give it this go see there will be no pooping there will be no pooping from the start
to the end. I want to hear yes.
There's no pooping from the start to the end of this game.
No pooping.
Three minus seven.
How many of these does that?
I did.
I just I heard it.
I heard a three pineapple.
Pineapple margaritas.
That's what this game just did.
I ordered food with
a side of three pineapple margaritas.
apple margarita god bless america god bless america god bless america thank
god we don't live in like Russia or something you mean don't ask me three
bugs three bugs on a dead bird
that's right that's just shitting he probably is shitting I'm a since I made
that rule that we can't sit here in the game all right I'm done shitting are we
You ready?
Oh Mr. Prince, I'm over to you, good man, good, ah, man.
And Mr. Jabba the Hunt, I'm over to you, good man, good, ah, man.
Actually, I know who I'm good at.
Who can I play?
Excellent, man, good, sir.
Is that your character is really good because you're boxed?
Let's ride!
I'm talking to the rest of the city just as well you I'm getting drunk. Oh my god. Hey, we got to get back. Oh my god. Yes
That's guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys all churches one sleep weapon pipe the boss
Then we go to the bill go up
You go up
Where we at?
What's that bubble at the top? What's that bubble? Yeah, I think that means it's like a good
Good thing you guys all all three churches on the top on the right side. We need to go top and then we go right side for the church
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is that a sleep one or that's actually but that's a bloodline
But there is no sleep. That's really that's really good for me. Yeah, there's not doing I don't think this map has
That's fine. That's fine. We'll get sleep. We'll get sleep. It's fine. We'll get sleep. We'll get sleep
Where's where's all we got this movie up the movie boys?
Oh blue thing I missed down to me down to me
Gotcha. I come on boys, boys. There's a tornado.
Oh, what's a tornado in in Kansas anymore miles?
What do you think? Oh, that might be the ball. Oh, you might be the bubble. Good thinking
Thank you
We're traveled out here we're mostly down here for a little bit after these rocks
Oh, he's an eagle tree.
Oh, there's some dogs on me!
Oh, my, I just fixed on a dog. I just fixed on a dog. Holy shit.
Put that in my face, entry clip.
Come on, boys, come on, boys!
Now, I don't think you need clips anymore.
At this point, I think you just need the will to sign a contract without looking at it.
Oh, my God, the Closing Edition. The Closing Edition.
Oh, my God, please, please take 90% of my money for two years!
What did I do?
It was 80 and he was 3 years.
Fuck you.
I hope you joke.
The closing technique.
I died.
The closing technique.
Die.
You die.
Go go go go go go go.
And if I beat you, I'm gonna beat you up. I'm gonna beat you up.
Philiabem 42069 cent was George Washington Carver, the first Elden Plant Lord.
Oh my god, Hunter! What are you doing over there?
Can you guys level up? Do we have a leveled up yet?
Shoot!
FUSION!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, it's us, it's cold as a bunch, I'm not even joking, it's
fucking cold as a bunch!
What the fuck?
I'm still gonna be dying, hit me once, do the top resumption!
I can't move bro, I'm just targeting you over and over and over again!
I
Okay, well now I need to go get all my way I got my room back already
Hey, why I have my room back right? I can't kill one. Oh, oh, thanks boys. What are you?
What are you playing close me?
As I'm close you and have to be down here
I just get one shot, okay, so
Oh my god guys, what we just gotta go put yeah, we have to go poison
We so we get so we get we get so
We're so fun don't understand why we started this game with running to this every time without farming at all
I don't know. I don't know like we don't level up. We don't level up
Yeah, come on man. Come on. We can kill the boss on me
We just lost our roots. We gotta get our roots back cuz we got trouble time. We can't lose our roots
I already lost all my roots. You lost all your roots?
Yeah, I lost everything bro. Yeah, we got my roots back real quick.
Look for my roots.
Got my roots. Got my roots.
You got this. You got this. Come on.
Oh my god, we need to have this. Holy shit.
Oh my god, we fucking suck.
Oh my god. Oh my god, we suck. Oh my god.
We don't, we don't, we're probably just not level eight.
We have to kill things before we fight bosses.
We can't just run over here at level one.
So, what's that, what's that, what's that,
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
let me see my runes back at the leave.
Let's get our runes back at the leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let me get my runes, let me get my runes.
You're back, we're back, we're back.
Got the runes, oh yeah, get out of here, get out of here.
Oh, let me get, let me get my runes.
As we are losing so much time,
throwing the game yeah but I have the boss half house and I don't help us yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I need to level up it's your level up the next
There's a moose over there. Should we kill that moose?
The sound's coming already
So here how is he so already here? What the hell you started?
That's guys guys guys we go get the three churches right now
Let's just knock something off our plate. It's ugly. Yeah
This week in progress
We are so far
Okay, that's that homeless people
Like a picture would pick up a white shield when you're on blue purpose you're killing lower-level enemies when you have boxes to kill the same
I've been just killing everything or should we just give all the homeless people whatever we're high level
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, generous.
Can you sing a sing-a-s?
I honestly think it's Hutch's fault.
He's the one that led me to the temptation.
That's bullshit, P, and you know it.
It probably may.
Well, she is pretty sexy.
It was no one's fault for P.
No, no, no, Hutch is Slim's sick body.
I was following you.
Led me down the road of temptation
and made me commit sin.
It was my fault.
It was my fault, my fault.
for that being my fault. Thank you Pete. You're welcome. You're welcome. No problem.
Alright, we're gonna go here. Down below, down below.
Yeah, we'll...
I'm going to the church. Fuck everybody.
Hey, you guys go for the boss? Yeah.
Oh my god, you sexy gentlemen. I'm coming.
I'm in the poop mod.
Can we just skip these guys and hit the boss like that gentleman in my chad shed?
I think we have to kill the boss.
Actually, we are level 4.
Where's my shed?
The whole the whole the whole the whole coming my whole coming my whole you can you can just print down. I think I'll kill all the fucking
Yeah, we'll go work on the bike
No, I'm not gonna jump oh
We should watch it we should watch it
Yeah, keep going lower
Now you want to find anything that has like a bleed on it like a bloody icon.
Come on the boss, come on the boss!
Super shot!
Oh
My god guys I think we should have a kill this ball guys if we kill boss that bad. He's gonna be good fun
The wrath of gold electrify armament. How is this?
Yes.
Oh, which way, which way, which way, which way?
Two.
We drive to hold this thing.
I think I gotta hold it.
I think it's fine this way.
Oh, be careful, be careful!
Move, move, move, move, move!
To the next church, boys, to the next church.
Go, go, go, go, go!
skip all the small guys boys give all small guys except this one specific one
fuck this guy
to the church in church oh take the eagle
wait the church is down there eagle
down where down down down with the churches yeah don't take you
I think I have to kill this thing.
I should have some plummeting in the shed.
Go go go go go!
We guys, we have to get to that last church before the zone closes.
Quick!
Are you here?
Blue's the other left.
Blue's the other left for me.
Hey!
He's down.
Kill this cable click.
Go straight for the boss, go straight for the boss, watch that.
Right here, right here.
Oh my god, we're incredible, we're crazy!
Which way, which way, which way, which way, which way?
Guys, it's, it's moving, it's moving. You're not gonna be able to hit it, it's moving.
Oh, yeah, we'll hit the church next round after after the catcher after the catcher
I want to go up and do that blood thing again. Is there another boss we can kill?
Uh, maybe
I should we just kill as many small people as we can because I don't think we're watching before the last boss
I might be able to find something in the open field.
You bitch!
NAH!
Did you hunt?
Eh!
No problemo.
You buy chicken nugget out of the sky?
If we need to, if we feel a showing glass.
Buy a chicken nugget off this guy man. We buy a chicken nugget off the guy
Unblockable blade there's a place it's a blockable
Oh
You stupid bitch. You stupid motherfucker.
Oh, I'm not.
I keep you from this point forward.
I mean, I'm your fucking big shit.
You're a brand-aid guy, son.
I do nothing, boss!
I ain't do nothing!
As long as you don't die before we beat the boss,
you go back and grab those wounds, okay?
Fuck you.
Okay, alright then, boss.
Okay.
Coach, I swear, I do nothing to him.
I swear.
I gotta go I pressed avid you guys are so deep in zone
I'll be so deep in your zone
Right now
Take that bird bad
God yeah
Just don't dive as much as you go back grab your roots, okay boys
Did I make you feel better, Bowie?
Yeah, I have to go all the way up, grab it.
But once you guys grab your rouges, go straight to the castle, right?
I mean, I have to go up to the bloody one.
We're going right for the castle after this guy.
My rouges are still up there, and, uh...
I dropped my, like, weapon, whatever.
What you already got? Get out of here!
Get out of me, you freak!
Get out of me!
Thanks, LG.
You're a sight for sure, guys.
That was a good contact.
Okay.
all right you've killed the bee people now it is time for the real deal
I'll get it
oh it's just fuck as you get oh my god
Super SON!
I missed
she was surprised
Wait for it.
Who?
dude guys
Where are we up?
this fine
guys!
guys
to where are we doing?
Just ready up
we ready up
I think there's a time in every man's life you cannot pay lead us. You're loading us into an RV
You are driving off the fucking cliff with the RV going
Guys, why are we at the bottom of the cliff? You drove us off the fucking cliff
Are you talking back to your team leader? Is that what I'm here right now?
I stepped out of line and sorry. Yes, chef. Sorry chef. That's right. That's right
Do not let it happen again. Do not let it happen again. Let me tell you what I am the idea
I am the team leader. I am the bone collector
We I set out a beautiful beautiful plan for us. I mean
beautiful
Beautiful. Oh my goodness. Oh
Ah, oh beautiful, like a beach with a sunset in the summer.
I have planned out this entire game for us, start to finish undeniable success lying there
in wait and you have tarnished it time and time again.
What we must do, what we must do is stick with the team leader.
The reason we are losing is because we are not sticking with the team leader.
Does that make sense, everybody?
Why can't I switch this?
Yes, chef.
That's right. That's right. Listen, I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you, if you just stick with the team leader, we will win.
I'm gonna, listen, we kill everything in the starting area, we go get the fucking thing, then we go to the churches, then we go to the boss, then we go to the castle, then we, then we, then we, then we, what?
Who's the...
ELECTRONIC!
Let me ride behind you this entire game.
Yes, yes, please.
I
Wasn't even like we took a step and we were in the wrong area
I
Stick with the team leader stick with the team leader
Don't worry huts all speak slow just for you
a rubber room I was crazy I was in a rat it with a rubber on
sometimes guys guys we got we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we
gotta go we go to this camera we go to the camera here we go to this camera
come on
All your team leader follow your team leader now
Guys, I'm literally fighting go lock the destroyer down here. Please god help me
Guys guys
required assistance
He's beating on me. He's beating on me.
Can't you show up any time? Look at you.
Show up any time.
Show up any time. Look at you. Show up any time.
You're fine.
Wait, we're gonna do a thing, do a thing?
God, I didn't think of anything.
This guy's just chillin' right here.
Okay, nice rock, bastard.
I can't even shoot the guy.
Whee!
Good work, D.S.A., work!
That was an excellent rock.
Oh my god, that rock is in me.
Dine with what is this one second one to okay?
All right, come on guys, come on guys, come on guys, what?
Skip batches entire games. Give you just give batches give batches
We're going top right to the drinks. We're on top right to the drinks
You want masquerade people you got all three machines masquerad masquerad
Here the next game for blood should we do that?
We're the hell in Colchian again!
I used to say clear the next camp for blood, sure we can do that exact word.
How do we do this thing?
But I was, you said it, you said it and I quote, fuck all these little guys run right
past them, no?
Then I'd change my mind!
I
Good work guys good work following the TV that I like some people
That's where we're going yes, but only because the TV's into yeah, I love love. I'm gonna love give me see it
Okay, my guys stupid
Hmm. I don't know I call it by some coming in
How we find the boss?
Just a second. What is that that one guy?
I'm looking up looking up
I think it's down here. I see it right here right here. Come on. Look right here. Oh, never mind. That's a fireplace. I
Don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I rule. I see me right outside the gate. Oh
Shit, you're right. I think I think I think it's all the way up top now. Oh, yeah, you know, this is not here
I don't know who they did
Haha.
Oh my god! I'm just tired!
Super Shad!
Nice rock.
Sick rock.
That was one, was one, was one, was one!
One, two, three, one, two, three!
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three!
Two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three!
You okay?
All right, I'm always next one. Next one. Where we go. We're going make sure you love up right here
Hello, hello, six. Oh
And you know the church is up right on church up, right
That time we know that we're gonna go to the church to stop life
You basically church at the beginning, but it's fine all these people
We're going to hit this blue thing on the left and go for the other search.
I will see you.
Lock him.
Is there a boss we can fight?
I'll see you boss on the map.
We'll probably see one in open field.
Let's just see how we can go straight for that search end.
Umm-hmm-hmm, umm-hmm-hmm, umm-hmm-hmm, umm-hmm, umm-hmm.
YEEAAAH!
Another blue thing right here, another blue thing.
BOO BOO BOO.
YEEAAAH!
I see the church right before me, boys.
Move move move!
Maybe we can come back and kill this castle.
You see this castle right here?
Let's go up the church and we'll kill the castle.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
Take that fence.
I don't play by the rules.
I don't believe in the rules.
And to the castle boys, to the castle!
Go, go, go, go, go!
To the castle!
was I think this is the one I'm talking if we keep up this moment we can do this we
can do this and we keep this moment about we can do this one
I got left you got right I got left you got right
okay such good
time is up
dodge
I
See it
They just hit right here boys right here
I
Move next one next one
We're going right through this castle on top
Yeah, you did it. It's kind of garbage is blue is blue
I'm talking to that
We gotta move!
Okay, alright.
Rufus ears bite me.
Okay.
Super Charge!
Charge come on!
I ain't gonna die.
Oh
Yeah
So close to me I need fast-moison
This is bad
We're in the end zone.
We're fine, fine.
We're going to go kill that kind of right there, yeah?
We're in the end zone.
You know what I'm saying?
There's a zone shrinking right now.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah, we might be able to find a boss hole and open the field,
but for like the tree signal again.
That's it, that's it.
What's a tree signal?
It's that big, uh, the guy with the shield.
Oh.
Who got you, boss?
Let's look for a big guy.
This is my box where we got okay?
I'm gonna level up. Okay, we see it
Don't be putting that on tiktok said I said the end word guys
Okay, that's a big castle, big castle here.
We're going to go there, we're going to go to the big castle and reset.
Yeah, we're going right to the big castle and reset.
Mm-hmm, but my group is bigger okay. Oh
I found some type of Travis Scott
Wait, you might be a wait here. What's hot?
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Do the tree! Do the magic tree! Do the magic tree!
Move your eyes! Go! Go! Go!
Move your eyes, Hedge!
Go, go, go, go!
He does only portings have really good things.
Rubish!
Fucking Rubish back!
Come on, Hedge!
You gotta get to the magic tree.
Otherwise Vox is gonna get mad at us.
I don't know why he ends up next to me.
He's fucking moving!
Where are you guys?
How are you in zone?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my dude.
We're fine, we're fine.
Everybody's fine, everybody's fine.
We calm down, we calm down.
10 steps behind him and I'd be in zone right now.
Yep. Or out of zone.
I'm just like, I'm gonna find someone to follow though.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Fuck you, watch. Just look at the map!
Ain't no one there's challenge coming in!
Take that, homeless person. Now time for the V-E-I.
He's just scaring them and taking it.
Is this like a sex thing for them?
I don't know what species this is.
Is this a sex thing for them?
Did you join this?
Oh, he finished.
11.
I'm knocking in boys, knocking in, knocking in, till you sip the silly.
Here's the crossbow.
Oh, I've got magical crossbow balls, boys.
I'm a magician.
One in.
I lost one in.
I think that's how you supposed to use that.
I think that's how I dig legs.
That Johnson's crossbow's kind of good.
I'm gonna lie.
Yeah!
Super SUD!
Okay.
I just got him over here giving him the business profile.
He's shifting away.
No one's steady.
No one's steady wins the race.
oh my god oh my god guys guys if you die right now I swear to god oh my god
Each voice each voice touch your dad, Ethel, okay?
Quick sense and hey nut USA soccer just won 4 won in their first World Cup match
Cooling all over the field like it was nothing can I get a hell. Yeah. You can get out
I'm suffering over here pal!
Is there time for a hell yeah?
Oh my congratulations to them of course, congratulations.
I don't even, there's no words left in me.
There's no, there's no words left.
There's no words left.
What I have seen today, what I have seen today is not only foolishness, not only foolishness,
all right?
But Tom Fulery.
Tom Fulery as well.
We have to say that, we have to say that, we have to say that, we have to say that.
I want to die, me as well, me as well, me as well, boss, me as well.
I want to die as well.
Mr. Coksey, this is me Mr. Coksey, this is me very carefully, alright?
Yeah, yeah.
I am so certain that we are going to win this next game, that I am willing to put two,
may, three, feet pictures on the line, and I will whip my cock out live on stream.
I will whip my cock out live on the air fucking will do it live.
If we do not win this next game, I'm talking the shaft, I'm talking the base, I'm talking
the dip, I'm talking the balls, the whole thing.
Live on saying, fuck it, we'll do it live.
If we do not win this next game, that is how confident I am in this team and our ability
to adapt and overcome difficult situations that require thinking and perseverance.
Hodge, let me ask you a question.
Is Hodge here? Yeah. Let me ask you a question. Give me three minutes. I gotta walk around.
Have you seriously considered starting a diet recently?
I know it's a little off-topic and unrelated but I'm just as a friend I think you said
Secondly, closey, closey, I have a question
Have you considered seriously starting a diet for your cat?
I can't tell which one's fucking fatter you kind of huts
Let's get in the game
And let's win it!
I'm gonna get another cheaters. I'm gonna get another cheaters
I'm gonna get another one
I'm gonna guys. I'm gonna get another one. Okay. This is this is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do
I'm gonna go grab a silly juice. I'm gonna chug half of it with the boys the buggy ladies
We're gonna say who are we're gonna say we're gonna say cheers and we're gonna get we're gonna get back in there
And we had we had to take what is rightfully on cinnamon. You can take not not ask for
Not receivers again
We're going to
Where's ours like USA just did in the world, cop motherfuckers?
USA USA back up for sh**y people!
Eeeeeeeeh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Alright, I'm gonna go sit with you.
I'll be back, give me two seconds.
Give me two seconds.
Be back in two seconds.
Gary gave me back you just the way you want.
Handle me the way you want.
Back you just the way you want.
visa I got no car to take you on a date
hey where exotic hey don't mind it cuz we're the perfect soul mate talk to me
Baby, it's okay now, you're a weak-hearted flaw, for me!
Don't guide my love, and my love is free!
Stand up till we get it right!
Like you get the way you want!
HENDER ME THE WAY YOU ARE!
LET YOU TAKE THE WAY YOU ARE!
BABY GIRL!
Baby, girl.
Ah, androd!
Boys, are you ready to descend
upon the most glorious, victorious journey
that you have ever descended upon in a thousand years?
Your great, great, great ancestors
are looking down on this fine day.
Your ancestors were fought and bled
for what they believed in,
I'm looking down on this day, on this moment.
Can you do it? Can you live up to the day?
Can you seize it?
No one's here.
I just realized that's an echo I see.
And they have a closeie talks because his headset is on the desk.
All right.
All right, we're alone here.
It's just us boys.
Success boys. Downside with some cheese boys. Cheese, gentlemen.
Hmm. Hmm.
Ugh.
The nectar of the gods, gentlemen.
The nectar of the gods.
Wars have been fought for less.
Kings have begged for more.
Now we are at peace. Now we are at peace.
Now we are at peace, gentlemen.
Now we are at peace.
Now it's really time to get cooking.
Mmm, bow guy, question mark, question mark, question mark, L.
Your dad? Question mark, question mark, question mark missing?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, sir.
The bow guy is the best character in the entire game.
We're focused. We're focused. Amen.
Punch it, Cosy-Eye. That's what you guys hear right now.
Punch, Cosy. Where's my crew at? Where's my crew?
He's my crew head.
They quit.
Oh, guys, cozy hodge, where you guys at?
That's how I'm breaking all the chairs in the main room.
You made me do this.
She's with the edge. I don't understand. Oh, they're already ready. Oh, we're gonna go. Oh shit. I'm the only one not ready. Oh
Oh, let us proceed let us proceed let us proceed
You don't wash it in the chat don't wash it in the chat
Rod
You
You better be ready, you better be ready, I can hear myself.
I can hear myself talking to myself through your headset back in your mic
It's locked in lock it lock it lock it. I'm so dead serious listen guys. I'm listening. I know
I'm gonna take over the team leader right now ready
We go right here go to spin first you kill it's capable here kill give a branch to the give a branch
this is the one we are not sailing we are not sailing this is a whole other map
that we get whatever we need this by the way all right we are fucking four
hours in we haven't done shit you do what it took us 10 hours to beat the
first map and you think that you get ours and lick upon my sack
I'll lock it
Take a shit in the middle of a boss, right
I
There you know
Sweating was it one of the other it was like I felt it okay, and it was like knock knock
I'm just gonna walk.
Hello.
And then it was, you ever seen
that meme of that big chicken
busting down the door and like
walking in?
That was my turn, leaving my butt.
Yeah.
Look at those poods.
You'd sit in your chair the right
way so it doesn't fall out.
When you go to the toilet,
just falls out of there.
No.
I'm not gonna talk about that.
I'm not gonna talk about it.
This is too long.
You're actually so bad.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna fucking die. Oh my god. I mean, dude. I I don't five times
I just oh my god. I just I need to be hit one time real quick
What's your looking less sexy than you were a couple rounds ago? I
Would not fuck you
What you know that I
Don't know if we're gonna win. I don't we're gonna win this one guys
I would say a hundred, but I'm an open blood.
Here we go.
Oh, River's a blood.
Don't you need this one?
I think that's really good for me.
I'm always positive.
I also have a really good bone.
Should I get him or should I take mine?
It's like one of the best weapons I can have
Wait because I have a really good bow I can grab as well. Well, I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you rivers
I'm gonna sacrifice my shit to give you this, okay?
You go
Take this it is
You know
Pretty much. Oh my god, but dude
I'm good
I'm like
Oh, he doesn't need the fuck on me.
Alright, we go, now we go...
...to the bottom of the map, and grab the turnchase.
What'd you kill this guy?
And these dogs.
You wanna hit these two canceling left, and that church will have time to...
Yeah, we'll do it, we'll do it.
We'll protect it.
Yeah, yeah, we'll be able to.
I'm trying to level up.
Fuck.
I am level up even though I forgot.
I got him.
Come on boys, come on boys.
You literally hit both these camps, then we grab the three jerks.
Yeah.
Level up on me, level up on me peanut.
You wouldn't you like me to do that.
You're probably working for the deep state right now.
That's why what you're doing.
over the beach tank.
You probably have to hoot through the CIA and the FBI.
Yeah.
All right.
I knew it.
Fine.
Yeah.
I'll send you a picture of my cock.
That's all I wanted.
Oh, my goodness.
Look at this industry plant.
Oh, my God.
I love the industry plant.
I remember three years ago when the CIA came to me,
they'll be like, they said, I'll give you my entire toenail
collection and $6 to Taco Bell.
If you become one of the biggest dreamers on the platform,
I said hold on wait a minute. You said your entire toenail collection and then I started jerking them off
I said hold on I gotta make sure your real CIA agent. You're coming to me three times. He said alright fine. Make it fine
My favorite idea or like thought process about that is like imagine you're sitting there, right?
You got the cream set peanut my wife's
Son loves you in your videos. He watched you the other day and now we won't stop yelling slurs and repping his
The peanuts, the peanuts, the peanuts will do it.
It's one of the most buying things in the world, the peanuts.
The peanuts, the peanuts, he'll connect them all.
That's right, that's right.
Honestly, not the best joke to make right before that TTS.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Not the best joke to make right before that TTS.
That's right, that's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Better do it.
No.
That'd be really bad.
That game?
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
Yeah, we have a deep state, we have a cabal, they're sitting there, like hold up, why don't we need to convince everyone of nothing, because you never talked about politics whatsoever.
And what we need to do is we need to grab a peanut, that's kind of funny, and then that's it, that's the whole plan.
That's it, that's it.
That's the whole plan.
That's the entire plan!
That's literally the whole plan!
CHING IT!
Oh no.
You know, I've got a lot of things on life,
but one of the things I thought about,
what is it that they told me was xenophobic.
just mean you think your country's the best I don't know is that what that word
means sir is that is that what that word means man they did start making up
stuff that really doesn't mean that yeah oh I don't even know what that word means
Oh
That's the worst one of all you fed
find the lie
fuck you both
shit
the demon arrives
you better be fat to a racist
I
Don't be white boy boy. Hmm
We actually make a great time right now guys I got 61,000 roots in this bitch
That's thirty three minutes until slow Saturday
13,000 Rouge, oh my god.
Which one, which one, which one, which one?
Oh my god, I think.
Yo, I got you.
I know this one is really good,
but I think we should take this one and grab another bow.
Guys, look at this, improved range weapon attacks plus 14%.
I guess we take this one and find another bow, yeah?
Look at this on the ground, look at this on the ground.
Wait, okay, coming, coming, coming.
What is it, what is it?
Right, right here.
Whoa.
Hey, why is it gonna be attack, fire attack power,
but it's not even fire?
No, I just found it these boys
Oh, I've got to level up again. I have eighty-two thousand rooms
I'm actually obscene. Don't die. Yeah, I'm gonna climb back up. I'm gonna come back up. I'm gonna level up. See it
We make
You like my guys don't fucking thought oh
My god
When Hutch is diet rising over here, this is insane.
There's a 10-foot wall and I'm a mystical being.
I should be able to conquer him.
Jackass.
Okay.
Alright.
That would just stuff your face with a mystical Big Mac, you big bitch.
We both know you consume more Big Macs than me in a weak basis.
Okay.
Alright.
You got me.
Alright.
Fine.
You also consume more penis than me as well.
Minimum triple you can not possibly consume more penis than I do buddy
But only only my uncles and I'm very strict about that
This motion so I take back everything I said about you hide all the things I
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Don't die!
No!
I can't, it doesn't look on, it doesn't look on there for that part.
Oh my god.
The boss is one, boss is one.
I gotta kill these characters.
I like how we both made the decision
just to DPS it down.
We're gonna kill these guys.
Just a DPS it down
There's a boss ad
Was dead
three are you sure this is like some things here make sure you just grab
that shit you know I really hate this way cross bitch if it isn't your uncle on
a beach in Florida I don't want to hit it I'm stopping my ass oh shit oh wait
we're good we're good we're good we're next to the thing
It's actually a tree. Oh
My god
I find it always incredulous well, thanks boys
guys we should hit that church like where is it where is it where is it
where is it oh it's on me it's on me it's on me
I'm ready.
Watch out.
Be okay.
If it's gold, you've got it. If it's gray, you don't. Oh, sorry. If it's gold, you don't
have it. If it's gray, you have it. Yeah. I'll be one of the boys. You punch the anchor.
No, I can sit in your proposal. I weigh
And I have decided now I have decided to me ah no
Wow! It has a passive ability that improves range attacks by 14%!
Feds?
I am not fast enough.
Alright, making love to Hutch has gotta be the most wild experience.
I
Like this was looking
She's witch ladies guys in this weapons estate
You guys are just cost was pretty dog good. I might be alive
Okay, yeah, so I gave you the gun you're sucking off and you won't give me the sword
that would make my life.
No, it's actually not that good of a sword.
It's the passion that makes it good.
It's the rage attack.
I swear, I swear!
That's all I got on this boat is incredible, holy shit, I'm killing this fucker.
I am going insane on this guy.
I am going crazy on this guy.
I'm putting my feet on him.
I'm putting my feet all over him.
SUPER SHIT!
Be careful! Be careful!
I'm going to be careful.
No.
Okay.
Alright.
Ahhhhh.
Next time.
Got it.
my god
wait
no
what
ah
my god
oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
whoo
what
love love remember
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
Did you see? Okay, did you see?
Come on, get, come on, get!
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it!
What about blood loss?
Increased power attack, plus twenty percent.
Will that help you, folksy?
Uh, what's that?
Don't you see blood loss? Yeah, move!
What about blood loss increases attack power?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you start blood loss and shit, I'll be hitting like a tank.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
oh my god every single time I attack some people level up on you
oh god am I it was wait dude press look at the map look at the map there's so
many bosses on the map right now are we so guys I'm telling you castle is the
fucking way we just run through it right now I'm telling you trust me castle is
the way castles you so much as well there's a little up thing right here on
me okay is it aware I can't find it I don't know where it is oh my god we're
wasting so much time we see so much time oh my god we're wasting so much time
yeah every single time I hit someone once but lost by the way so all right I'm
leaving me I'm coming to you we had to develop though I know we'll find it
Somewhere else
We level up we hit the castle we destroy it then we hit the boss of the north as many boxes we can deal
Cuz I'm missing two churches. I kind of need to hit those I might be lying. Oh wait, wait, when's the castle is done
I'm gonna hit the church with you, right?
What's the max level in this game again?
Is it like 20?
What's the max level again?
Let's see what you're doing right now.
It's 15.
Thank you for the max level.
Alright.
To the castle.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Actually, I think I can level up when we're done.
Go back, go back, go back.
I got him.
I got him dead.
Oh my god.
I got him dead.
He's up on me.
Good big guy coming.
I'm gonna take down
You gotta help him
He's dead
I got two on me, fuck you, get out of me
I'm gone, I'm gone
I'm fucking dead, I'm dead
Nice
Got the thing, got the thing
What do I need a better weapon bro my weapon sucks. Yeah if you're gonna fight you right
why do you need to come back what I like to move which move which move right here
let's kill the guy close you down yeah please hold the other guy please hold the
gun
you know you got the inside yeah I cleared inside we have to go right here
me what I hear me
clear this already yeah okay we have to go up
go up and we also need to go down
yeah
yeah Peter there should be a staircase in there oh guys guys guys guys I thought
it's down it's down that's where the stuff is in this castle it's down
remember all of me I know exactly this I know this is either the back of this
guy's like the back of the real bosses down below no you're right
you sure you're right come up come up yes I lied I lied I lied sorry sorry I
I was just I was sexually frustrated
I'm a deceiver I'm a deceiver. I've deceived my friends
Mr.. Clumsy crunchy tuna sent
Thanks for all the laughs and great nights. Sorry your kid turned out to be so
Special I'm sure he'll turn out fine in the end
He's not special! He's normal just like every other kid!
He is! He is!
No way!
Catch you up.
Oh, fuck my ass, three thousand times.
Super shot!
Hit!
Oh, I'm on second. Oh, I'm so tired. I beg you.
Oh, no.
I
Pretty good guys
How is this game fun it's not true feeling true. Yeah, you know you want we can hit two bosses right now unless you want to
Down below what do you want to do? Oh gosh, we hit the one but we hit down below. I
Think this one by front is that 130 thousand roads, but make sure to bite there. We just killed the boss
I just said it. No, you're liar. You're liar. Yeah, you did say I did it. Oh
My god, it's big big big
level 13 oh this is actually the one oh my god it's actually is the one holy shit
this is the game I even grabbed the thing about actually I don't think I grabbed
oh no I didn't I did okay we have to go down to oh I missed the churches I'm
done I'm dead it's over for me guys there's a whole nother day no we don't
this is day two boss yeah and then go see three oh it doesn't we go straight to
the boss. If you beat this, you go to Final Boss? Yeah, if you beat the AT, you go to Final
Boss. Wait, really? Yeah. We're about to fight the final final boss, pal. I'm dead, boss.
Don't waste your guys' time. Say, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow
me right now. Follow me right now. Let's go easy again. Wait, there's a boss right here.
There's a boss right here. There's a boss. There's a boss. Follow me, follow me, follow me.
That is usually what happens when you do a noise.
Okay.
Eh.
Dead, dead, dead, dead.
There's one.
I got him.
I see him.
Nice.
There.
I got you, I got you.
Oh
My god now we're good. I had bows. I had both. I think this is a good boss. I actually do need bows
What type of boys do you have?
improved skill attack power
What color is it? What color is it purple or blue purple purple purple? Okay? Are we gonna be the things?
Improved skill 103. Wait, what's what's it?
Other ones it's 103 103, but it could be different for me here to take this dropping
I kind of know you anymore, but all right
Remember to level up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was me better. I was me better. Yeah. Yeah big guy big one. Okay. I'm good
I follow me good. Oh
different ways
I'm just better boys. This is the big one that you can't shoot that fast
I went up here to grab these chests. There's a bunch of chests here in house that probably come back
Make sure to loot this loot this loot this this is a it's like a trinket a tree dead
Yeah, it doesn't go in a weapon spot a
Trinket yeah, it doesn't go in one spot. So make sure you
I'm a little fucking 14. Oh my god. I'm one below match. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is this is actually the time
This is actually I want to hit max before I leave we can and let's me
Yeah, we have right now. Let's get this much right now. If we want to hit max you to go this much right now
14
Which one what what what what?
To do talking
I just guess of that one I don't have time I don't have time I just guess tree
sandal again the different trees and I'm really worried that we only need 30k
runes and then we'll have it by the time we beat the boss to go to the last
watch I don't know if that's true though I don't know that should we should give
these people because we can't fuck you how much people
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Adio.
Go, go, go!
Well, this is that eagle monkey that we died to last time, isn't it?
Oh no, it's someone else.
Well, this is that eagle monkey that we died last time, isn't it?
Oh no, it's someone else.
Super shark!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Please big hammer, please big hammer.
Oh my god guys, I've got the improved raid weapon attacks by 40% again
We gotta go up, gotta go up, come on, come on, come on
I said I'm almost up, I'm almost up, I'm almost on the jeep
Yeah, move, move, move, move, move
We might have time to defeat that boss
Let's do this one, let's do this one
Yeah, come on, come on, come on
Level are you?
You hit it from here
We really hit this
We hit this place
Hey, I think it is kind of
I mean three came or wait. Oh my god. I eat 200 100 more someone kill something actually fuck it
But we have a boss before the final boss
Oh
It's a big guy big guys quick page. Okay
Oh
back
This is very sketchy oh my goodness guys keep it
Rain of arrows rain of arrows
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's fine guys. It doesn't matter because anything passable
to the team doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We're at a health spot to this.
Oh, we should have two. I mean I should have two. Hold on. Maybe there's a boss in here.
here might be boss in here that we can find so why would you do the boss I need
to go quick for when we kill boss it means I tell about I don't know we drop
say drops a thing to it drops a oh my god oh we didn't love love oh my god yes
fine it's fine in five we're level 14 I've got three of us how many of what you
guys got two four five we do this just lock in lock it we do this easy boys
It's easy
Do it we grab on
Okay, I just don't have any hip in these eyes. Oh my god
We're gonna pop a first-experiment, they're gonna go off, hold on.
Pop a first-experiment, like, first and focus, as we cannot die here, we cannot here, we
need every bit of focus, lock it!
It's a new guy, isn't it? It's a new guy.
New guy, so fucked up. I think this guy again.
He hit back.
He did it!
He's on the stage of life. Log Gevity, boys. Log Gevity.
He's up here right now.
He's got a new husband.
On me now.
I think it's whoever it's on this run.
Got it. I'll just go Sundocer right now.
Okay, the ball said he throws blows up.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm dodging his bullshit right now.
What the hell is he doing?
Is he beat fucking us?
What the hell is he doing?
He's usually spiraling in the air.
He's throwing him at us.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
I'm watching.
Hey, you can act without me.
Healing, healing, healing.
I'm healing.
Oh my god.
No, I'm watching.
I'm watching.
I got it.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Hit me.
Hey, 3D.
I am.
Careful.
Got a health box.
I really ought to play my life here.
Yep.
That's my last one, too.
Oh, no.
Shoot!
Fire shot!
He's second.
I
Get a big lead
Hey, I think it'll be me second. No idea
Careful careful. Don't stop stop stop
Go again, he's on me. He's on me. He's on me. He's on me
a boss that's 10 times harder wait that's not the final boss now we're going
on in the bottom yeah bro everything we're doing right now is dude everything
right now now we can play the game now basically everything we do in this land
Leads up to this moment right here. This is the final
We did everything to do everything that we just did yeah, we just did it and
And none of them none of them matters
Well, it does matter because we do it all to fight this next guy
Yes, if we beat this guy we beat the entire map we win
Okay, let me know we beat the level but then there's 15 other levels if I got something
that's 252 and has fire and this other thing I got is 192 to 52 is the overall damage that
is bringing right first of all to 15 long 15 will be and then explain your extra points
on anything you need for the shot back back back back back to the go go make sure you
15 before visiting the shop boys do not visit the shop unless you're a little 15
Where do I go to level folks?
Yeah, go through the goo
Okay, now it's time to play the game
Which one are you doing?
Level first I
Think I might do the highest level
I'm assuming none of us have sleep weapons, even though this is a sleep bar.
Reds, they're 23 cent! Pay attention to the green bar!
I am!
Okay, I'm getting word that warming stones are the move.
Everybody buy two warming stones.
Okay, the way to do that, Hatch is up on the D-pad,
But the change it is down on the deep end. Are you not use my middle thing? How do I use these? I know the key for that
What's this stuff at the bottom here suddenly restores HP for a time converts damage received in the HP
Can barely boost all damage negation use item G. I'm hoping that that's
It's okay. Okay. Use I'm G. Okay. Don't use it right now
Not by one of each of these, if I have enough money.
You can get up to four items.
You get up to four items in a row.
Which one should we run out?
Cubby Patties?
We'll get this for sure.
Now, if we die, it's all over again, yeah?
Well, no, no, no.
So the best part about this,
so no, no, now that we get to this part,
since we already did that,
We went over a hump, so now if we die, we start from day one.
Excellently put, I'm closing, excellently put.
Excellently put.
Guys, what else do I buy? What else do I buy? I can get two more items.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die
Let me tell you
When I first started playing this game because I know this is your first time the bosses out there are nothing compared to this boss
No way you really nothing
I mean they look like fucking babies out there
Compared to what we're about to face right now and this is not only a regular boss. This is a DLC boss
This is harder than anything me and cozy have ever faced. We yeah, every every the chance we beat this is genuinely like 5%
Like, like, like, like, like, Hodge, Hodge, let me just remind everybody, guys, do not prioritize damage output, prioritize keeping your life, keeping your life, yeah, stay alive.
Huh?
You know what, I think, right now, this is good as ever.
Four.
you
You
And now we tweaking home, tweaking home
Run the road and then we get to home
Squeaking home
Everybody catch me pullin' home, pullin' homes
Niggas got me on my bully house, bully house
I'ma run up with that condom on that condom
Niggas got me on that young shit, young shit
Got me on that gold dump shit
Dump shit, got me on that gold dump shit, man
Track money is my brother
HONOR THAT A BITCH!
And I'll blow up!
I need some more gin!
Hehehehe
I'm locked in!
I'm locked in right now!
I'm locked in!
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs!
This is our moment!
This is our time!
Now I know
that we have never seen the enemy
other side of those doors and that enemy doesn't care if you never die how do you
probably want to die I want you to lock in boys because before the end of this
we're gonna watch the laughter rain from his eyes we're gonna rip his heart out of his chest
Yeah!
We die instantly.
I'm out of here.
What?
Let's go.
Get out of here.
You ain't out of here.
We got at least ten more runs to go.
Five minutes to the final five.
Any last words?
Look at this tower.
That's kind of fucking crazy.
Alright, never seen it before.
Never seen it before.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
Hush, I'm letting you know.
Every boss you see in the piece, 1%.
Yeah, this guy's gonna be something.
We might die in the first five seconds.
Oh shit.
Memorize his attack patterns immediately.
Yeah, if you don't, you're close.
Ah, we're fucking dead.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're making it out of this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fucking dead.
Why do I gotta go in there?
Guys, I'm telling you, memorize the attack patterns
has gotta be the most number one thing we gotta do right now.
Immediate, immediate.
Immediately, immediately.
He also switches his attack patterns when he's out.
Wait, he's not here.
Oh, my lord!
We won! Good work, guys!
Wait, wait, oh wait, okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh, oh, watch out. Oh my god
Oh my nice that's seven of mommy lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it
I'm just trying to lure them around.
I have a healing shot on me if you want to come enjoy it.
Hey, the cop, where you at, you piece?
Oh, fuck!
Did he heal you, fuck?
I still got three on me.
I'm just walking around, boys. I'm walking around.
Fuck it up, I'm fucking up, I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around.
Oh, my god, I'm fucking around.
Look at the healing shot.
I'm just still walking him around, letting y'all do your things.
I'm full here, I'm full here, I'm coming.
I got one as well. I got one as well.
Okay. We're home at hugs. I'm sitting in my healing thing, okay? I need to run out. I need
Hot buddy. Hot go ahead, go ahead and steal anything.
Okay good, you good. Okay good. Good, good good.
Okay. Okay.
What's the fucking around us?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
OH WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M DEAD!
Stay ground! Stay ground!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
Wait, I'm dead?
Oh no.
I'm not here!
Get him!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm...
ACTIVATING MY AUTOBOT!
I'm in.
Oh no.
Okay, I'm just fucking around. I'm just- I'm just sticking around. I'm just sticking around.
I didn't do fucking else, watch out for the idiot! Oh my god! I'm sticking around! I'm
throwing! I'm throwing!
Oh, where are you?
I'm not gonna get up.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, keep doing your thing.
Yeah, I'm here.
No, I'm missing.
I'm coming, keep doing your thing.
Yeah, I'm here.
No, I'm missing.
Oh my god.
I might be dead.
I might be dead here.
Oh my god.
I'm living.
Nice.
Jump on that one.
I'm dead.
No.
No, I'm not dead. I'm dead.
He's actually dead, he's actually dead. He's the last one to go to eat.
Fuck.
Give me that, I need help.
I need to get my ult.
I got him.
Now.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Let him go, let him go.
Watch.
Where are you?
Okay, you're over there. I can kill this guy and get my ult and come get you.
Let him go, let him go.
I
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Main boss is one, main boss is one!
I'm gonna kill this guy there, I'm gonna grab your gate.
Main boss dead!
Hey, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!
Got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one!
Hey!
Nice!
Move up!
Oh, fuck, he's a nice guy, everyone.
oh my god what the fuck is going on
What? What? I was a fucking lollipop. What the hell was that? What just happened?
That was such a good try, man.
That was an incredible try. We had that guy at 25% out. That was an incredible try.
Coachy, that was insane. You were ripping it.
Oh, thank you. That was a crazy try.
dude that was a great fucking attempt. Oh my god.
I just realized oh my god my boys are telling me I could have ulted to revive you guys.
Oh. Oh fuck. Oh. Yeah I'm a hit.
I take that risk. You need friends. Now listen Mr. Hutch I know you want to get off.
Yeah, I know you do. Oh, yeah, but repeat after me. I care about my friends more than
my wife. I care about my friends more than my wife. Good. Oh, wait, we really can't play.
No, it's bullshit. We were playing do is before this. What are you talking about?
How do you do? I want you to think about all the things we did and
tell me that possible to people. There is a duo option.
I want you to think about all the things you did and tell me that possible to people.
Brother, there's a duo option. Okay, I want you to think about it.
It's a duo option. It does not scale. It does not scale.
Yes, it does. It does not scale. It literally doesn't.
it does on scale. It does. It's like, you can do one more. I got to do one more. No.
This is the answer. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question, Hutch? What? Give
a son. No. If you did have a son, would you want to make him proud? Because one day there's
going to be a little hutch walking around. And he's going to look back on this moment.
I need you to say, and why did you not help us? Let's go.
Dude, this is the last one. I don't care if we die in two minutes. I'm losing to this
when I look at the game. And I will not hear a fucking word from anyone about it. That
is what we're going to do. Hit ready right now. Give me out.
We're going in. We're going in. We're going in. We're going in. We're going in. We're
We gotta bring up Hachi's imaginary son.
Hahahahaha.
You guys are fucking crazy.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's fucking go, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta.
Put it up boys, put it up, put it up, put it up.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's ride!
Fuck, that was such a good attempt, boys.
Holy shit.
I'm going to kill you.
You never upgrade your weapons before you went to the last door all of them were already purple you could upgrade them anymore
The only thing that wasn't purple was the starting bow, and it has no passive effects. There's no reason they're not getting it
Yo sleep sleep sleep water sleep water sleep
I
Think so those things so it's only gets you to purple don't they yeah
What is this evening?
What oh my god, let's fucking go. Oh my goodness. We'll take it. We'll take it. It's over the fence
That's that's why we didn't win. We didn't have sleeping stones our sleeping weapons
And we need to do weapons you don't want to throw to be honest my weapon was fucking terrible the entire
Yeah, if you have that in it's ass
I'm getting purple too
I'm getting purple, really?
Fucked up two hand axe
Terrible
Oh yeah, no, purple's the max level
You can't up get any more past purple
Even with the speaking zone
The regular zone gets you to blue
The speaking zone gets you to purple
And then you can't get any more
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
That's right to the camp, right to the camp
Okay, I'm behind you
Um, if we uh
Oh fuck
I'm gonna kill some things while I wait for you guys.
Nice.
Same thing. Same thing.
Again!
My ball wizards!
How was that?
What the hell am I supposed to do?
If we're going to if we're going to that
The sleep thing we have to do caves upgrade them of course of course guys we need it
We need to lock in we don't have any levels at all
I got seven day we can make our way I think we can still make our way over here the church up north
Let's just clear up this camp that we can look like for a real quick
Oh my god.
Come on boys, come on.
Level up, level up, level up.
Oh my gosh, already better staff than last game.
I would never mind, it's a fucking one-hander.
Damn it, dude.
Yeah.
The camp boys actually to the church, to the church, to the church.
To the church boys, to the church.
I still think nobody, we should hit the camp to your right.
Hit the camp to your right, so.
Sounds good, sounds good.
And then we can just launch our way over.
Oh, we go over there.
Yes.
Oh my god, Travis got his army!
I'm going to be slid!
The other probably still there.
Ah, we're missing one more.
What the- someone just brooded my mouth!
Are you finding the other one or is the other half still spotting?
I don't know, I don't know.
I
Yeah, yes
Yeah, yeah, Travis Scott. I thought I just got you
Yeah
What?
Where is he?
What?
Come here.
Uhhh...
.
Where are we going now?
I think
We got fire again we got fire boss. I don't see I don't see no lovely it's by me by me by me
We
The church at me
More we more we more remember this little other fire
Take this dog
We should do the other five ones immediately. Yeah, yeah
The book of work, oh, no that that not dropping it Lou
That's a shoe. Oh guys. I simply do the fire ones this time
And then as soon as the circle as soon as it's day two we hit a we hit a sleepy camp and then we hit the castle
Yeah, yeah
Mm-hmm. I'm being worried we should leave the little one she's right away from them
I'm coming
I'm dead punch
Ooh, that was a miss, Swedish!
HUNCH COMON, YOU WENT THIS BALL!
He was he was.
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go!
Take this, take this, take this! Just jump anywhere, jump anywhere.
You weren't fucking- let's go to the- let's go to the third ring.
Coach, you gotta handle the second one.
Coach, you got that one?
Yeah, yeah, I said said that one.
HUNCH, HUNCH, HUNCH.
The...
HUNCH, HUNCH, HUNCH, HUNCH!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
He's getting on me.
Stop spearing on me.
Second one dead.
Watch watch watch!
We have to kill these people. They're going to keep following us until we kill them.
I'm gonna go up real quick, we'll see it.
Fuck it, watch this guy. Do it easy.
He's the last one right here.
I'm going in!
Oh my god!
Super Charge!
Okay, alright, okay
Got him.
One more, one more, one more, one more!
One more, one more, one more!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Never mind
What's the thing that was it wait wait power gain what power do we get?
Decentres attack my source and but it hates and stamina
Recovery for self and nearby allies. Oh good
I'm really a brilliant infinite stamina
Up in here. Oh my god. That's crazy
That makes me way better for the whole run the whole run
Oh
Holy shit, holy crap
oh my god these dudes got hair
I
Got me by the way
I saw me
And I crap rocks
They're loot over here if you guys need a mushroom mushroom
Oh
I'm gonna hear me. I'm gonna
I'm coming barge
But what what what what what what?
And you saw right this one this one to do
22
Cuz we need to we need to get upgrades to sleep weapons
I'm a hundred thousand I self-upgraded with a fucking to love love thing
You really you are I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back. I just gotta be a little off thing in here and here
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm actually suicide, I'm gonna go down the road there.
I'm suicide, I'm gonna go to the left again, I'm gonna stop.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
Hit the health bar, it's a fucking move, fucking move, go see, move!
Move, move, move!
I need to upgrade, I need to upgrade, I can't find one.
I just got one, oh fuck.
You got one, I can't get it, I don't know.
Yeah, I was gonna go down there, I was gonna go down there, I don't know.
Alright, we just gotta beat it, it's all you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
oh fuck i expect myself my jockey oh my god i'm not even joking oh my god oh my god
okay see no i'm not no i'm gonna die i just smell that soft spot it's over for me it's over
me after body after i mean oh my god oh my god you have to come back you have to come back
everybody has come back for body you have to go to coach you go to coach right here right here
Go go go go go go. I got this. I do this so slow. Yeah, honestly, should I just die?
Probably
Okay
I'm true. How much oh my god, we can't fuck whatever. I'm what help on what help us
We're lucky we're lucky that we're lucky we're lucky you're locked in with me lucky
I mean, I have a default weapon I don't actually have some this game. Yeah, you wouldn't say hot job
but it's carrying around stores hammer-on-broids. You see that? I'm a warring soda! I'm gonna use it right now.
I don't like no help. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I might die to the poison.
I'm gonna die this way.
Holy shit.
Woo!
Push one, push one, push one.
Push one.
Jesus Christ.
We're gonna fuck it, we're gonna fuck it, we're gonna fuck it, we're gonna fuck it.
I'm level 10 now.
Lock it, lock it, I'm level 9.
Fuck these guys.
Lock it in boys, lock it in. We do not die here, we do not die here.
Lock it!
I
Will file a file a fight and he turns on me
All right, I'm about to be on my first death. I gotta go and put some damage. I
Can't get you up
You get oh, I'll get a ball get a ball get a ball
Fuck you to show me
You fall there you bitch.
Yeah, just lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it.
No.
Oh no.
I got you.
Go go go.
Oh, you too, bro. Don't play with me. Slep yourself.
Fuck!
No!
Oh, you're close, you bro. You're close, man.
That's it.
Hi.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Man.
I briefly lose that because I never upgraded 100,000 cells on movement.
It's my fault for going on the cave without looking at it.
Oh my god
I didn't even I didn't even know the second one and oh my god
Jesus
Let me ask you something
Give a son
He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Oh my god. I can't believe we just lost that
dude. Oh my goodness. It was my fault. It was my fault. It was my fault. We lost so many
health bots reviving each other. We just died and just came back for our stuff. You
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god
Did I I am I'm so on erect right now. It's ridiculous. I know I'm
Goodness my shape went inside. I did get word though that if you do do duo it scales it down. It does get it down
Do we want to do this without hutch? Yeah
I feel like we started a mission. No fuck hush
Hunch, duo.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, Hunch was bringing us down, Mr. Clogs.
You think about that for me?
That's it.
Hunch was bringing us down.
I mean, yeah, he's a little heavy set, not a little one.
I guess a lot of.
All right, well, let's do it.
Let's do it.
It's time to show Hutch that he was the problem.
It's time to rise to the occasion.
And so much he was the problem.
This is the one right here.
The one where we say, Hutch, listen up, buddy.
You were the problem.
Back me up by the side.
Is there only one boss?
Oh, Mr. Jake.
What good bad good? I'm mad. Thank you. My what? Regenie's about what we say is there only one boss
What do you mean?
Or we kill this and unlocks the next we kill this and lock the next wise
But I need to delay to
Really?
You see with only two buck muscles. Yeah, and I'm not even certain the second boss isn't just the first boss in our gun
Yeah, so I don't know
No way they drop a DLC to this one boss.
Maybe.
I think there's four.
Second boss is different.
Okay, they're different, they're different.
Okay, they're different.
All right, folksy, I need your utmost,
utmost focus and bestitude.
I just don't know if I'm like...
20?
Should I be using my Curse Blade?
I just don't know if I should be using my curse blade when I have aggro.
What?
Yeah, I've been wondering if I should be using my, my, my,
ever destroy a suffering one billion blade over on the left and quadrant of the secondary map times five.
That's what my question was.
You talking about?
Yeah, we have no sleeves.
Oh, perfect.
One thing I like when I get into the map is getting fucked immediately.
That's my favorite part about this game, it's like hey, you have a boss that his weakness is sleep
So what I'm gonna do now is not give you any sleep weapons, all right, and you're gonna like it
You're gonna keep playing your slut gonna keep playing
Who just goes guy I love to love to
I
Can kill you a bunch of helpless people
That one has an iPhone 17
Wait a minute my goodness wait they all have iPhone 17 for some reason
What the hell is going on around here? Let's do an iPhone that I've got
God check with AT&T see if my update is up
Yeah, I never understood how updates worked on phone plans. Yeah, I mean it's like
I've only bought one one phone since
Being an adult
I just I had to get a brand new one so annoying. Yeah, I don't really know how updates work
I remember back in the day
I'd be like a mom do we have an upgrade and she'd be like, yeah, I've been like
Then but you then just paid full price
Like is it up to them just allowing you to switch phones and that was is
Just like saying like hey, you're my slut now. You can now you can switch phones when I say so. Yeah
I mean when I got my brother
That is what it is. I'm really up here. It's just saying you're my slut. You can up beat your phone when I say you
That's fire
Yeah, I don't yeah, I never understood that what I was going up. I really understand. I only know what an upgrade one
Means you paid off your old one
Honestly phones are pretty expensive and safe they go to like two thousand bucks and you get like yeah, bro
It's actually fucking yeah, I get the base model. I don't do any of that upgraded stores or any that bullshed
I
You think you're gonna use it even if you do use it
Yep, I agree. I get the smallest read I get the standard. I don't upgrade storage at all
I'm sure that's right. That's right. You that's what I do. That's what I do
Honestly, dude, I might get a foldable iPhone though just for the just for the rule just for the love of the game
the game. That's the thing, the foldable iPhone is the thing. I think I'm not the one. I think
so. I don't get the camera at all. I don't get the camera. I don't get the storage.
Are you the are coming out with it? Yeah, they're coming out with a with a with a foldable
one. What the fuck? Yeah, I guys, I never advocate for getting for the newest iPhone,
I'm getting the full life up for the love of the fucking game, suck me.
I'm getting the full life down while I'm at it.
I'm at it, that sounds cool.
That sounds cool.
That sounds fucking fire, what?
That sounds fire.
Yeah, that sounds fire.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm.
Where are you right now?
This is from the rap place.
I'll be able to kill it.
Wait, wait, you kill that one?
Oh yeah, I'll be going to the other spot.
I'll be going to this lightning window below.
Sketchable is I am level one. Oh, that'll happen and a lot of it be given be given to you
Sam's tongue Z Fold is where it's at dude. I listen listen listen listen and a lot of people gonna be I'm gonna say something
I think I've said it before but I don't allow people to tell me oh peanut fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Fuck you die. Fuck you. You're ugly and you're stupid
But I'm gonna say anyways I buy iPhones
knowing that they're worse than Sam's guns for one reason and one reason oh my
god getting fucking masculine but how much people in Burger King back guys I
buy eyeballs for one reason and one reason only and I am certain fuck
everybody that's about to say no Pina no I buy eyeballs for one purpose and
that's because the security on that bitch is top-notch no one is that you
I'm gonna jump. What? What? You dead?
Peanut, I just died 40 favorites on me.
Wait, you just go back, you just go back.
Yeah, I'll go.
Wait, come something. Oh fuck. You have to come down here.
I do, I do. I can get checked, I can get checked.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna die.
There's a fucking hail storm out here! I just had to do a fucking hail storm!
Wait, you died through a hail storm?
Yeah!
What was that?
Are you in zone?
No.
I'm just chilling. There was a hail storm.
the hell's the one? How it happens? My screen's black. My screen's to put it back. I'm, I'm
back. Are you, are you back? Yeah, I'm back now. I have to sprint down here. It's the
only way. Oh, where's my, where's my, where's my, I see, I see the bungalows over there.
They're not happy with me about that.
They're not happy. They're not happy. They don't believe me. They don't believe me.
They don't believe me. They don't believe me.
Guys, I'm not talking about how they monitor everything you do.
Everybody monitors everything I do.
I'm totally aware that Apple knows everything I do at my iPhone.
I'm totally aware that.
I'm talking- Oh my god! I'm fucking alien again!
No, I'm talking about like Apple play at my credit cards
I can't again
Fuck dude. Oh my god. Oh my god
We should do this. This is what we always do. He's a result. He's a result. I'm sad because we said why do we get fun?
I think we get fucked with zones
Yeah, we do I just do I do go to you you should see my screen
I just got caught in two hailstores where an ice rock came down and boxed me on the head and I instantly
I don't even joking. I'm not even joking it
You saw that right you saw that I
Was doing nothing
Yeah, that's yeah, it's your reason. I was your reason. I was doing I was literally doing nothing
I really like that map anyway because of no sweeps. Yeah, exactly
Literally bad rap. That's why I died on purpose
to an ice rock from the stratosphere I said hold up this map has no sleep
weapons I need a giant rock to hit me at Mach fuck and so it has been done and
And and and thine has been done. I
Joined up. I'm gonna get another silly juice. I'm feeling
Let's go peace what's what's PC age
Is that for the soccer thing what's PC age guys what's PC age?
Apple Cucks are the funniest get here right now guys guys let me tell you
something. Apple has a policy. If you can hack its iPhone, they will instead of letting
you make that public, they will pay you $1 million. I know they're spying on me. I know
when I type Google into Google and I look like an idiot, they are documenting every time
I do that. And one time, they're going to, at some point, they're going to come to me
and say, haha, you fucking idiot. Look how many times you type Google into Google. I'm
100% of wear that but when I'm using Apple Pay
And I have my credit cards my pass is on that bench. I'm certain it is the most secure phone in the world
Yes, thank you. Let's go see back me up. I agree back me up. That's right. That's right
Okay, okay, it's not well you can lick upon it. Oh, may I present thee so you can lick upon mine? Oh
I'm actually not certain about that, but I'm not willing to do enough research to deny
my own claim, so what I'm gonna do is die on this hill without doing any further research.
Fuck everybody, I'm not doing any more research, fuck you, fuck you, I'm on to school.
All right, I'm gonna just stop you back. I'm gonna just let's ride
No!
Captain, Captain!
I miss you, bud!
Pew.
You king was, I'll give you a...
It's me, weki, I was missing! I was missing!
Wait for me, bud!
I was missing, wait for me, wait for me!
We have
Not right here. We have no
sleepy things, but we have a lot of
Blood ones which are good for me. I might pull us to support the heartbreak you killed in
Guys
I'm
11 and 11 11 11
Damn it. I'm canceling it. That'll be the fourth time this week
First time you talk to me right now. It's like
You know what I'm doing?
It's like, for some.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's about it.
You know who you're talking to?
I get cancel on Twitter nowadays.
We're doing nothing.
I used to have to do something before.
Now I just call wake up on a random Tuesday, and I'll see a 7 million impression post,
FUCK PENICH!
Fuck it, skim bag!
You should say he's the world destroyer. We let him live you destroy the world
Yeah, I'm gonna die die immediately
All of you boys will be gay
But I don't know where we are super far from each other. I'm gonna go to a camp over here to get this out, okay
I'm not here perfect perfect divided cocky divided cocky
Goodbye cocky divided cocky
I'm entering a village
call me King Henry is a mother fucking kill everyone I'm sure I don't know what
King Henry did oh that was too bad guys don't get to me on that one too as far as I
know that you're game of thrones
No, what how did I do that? I just died to one wolf
Oh my god, right dad, please. It's a little bit
I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking I'm cooking right now I'm cooking right now
I'm not joking when I say I died to one wolf from 100%
Oh, perfect, fantastic.
Okay, I'm gonna die as well.
Oh my God.
And I'm dead.
Ah, perfect, oh my God.
Oh, what did you do?
Oh my God.
Let's go!
All right, okay, why are they frozen?
Wait, okay, okay, I'm gonna grab my stones.
I'm gonna grab my stones.
We're good, we're good.
We're still cooking, we're still cooking.
I have 50,000 stones.
I'm gonna grab them, kill these birds,
kill the bots, upgrade, bomb them,
but we're done.
All right, we're still cooking, we're still cooking.
As long as we don't lose these runes, we're good.
I
Oh my god, this guy has my runes. I have to kill him. I have to kill him.
Super Charge!
Gotcha!
No way, dude. No way these guys are here.
Are these the flame guys? Are you ready?
Bro, he's a little cornered.
I don't know!
Kind of feels like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to start.
I
Wonder why cuz look at the map
The map
All right, we have to see get it
Do we charge do we shot?
Something tells me hutch wasn't the problem. No hutch was the problem
He's just such a problem that he has leaked into the
Gameplay that he's not even it that's how much of a problem he wise
All right, we decide okay. We should get it. We should get it. We should get it
Yeah, don't you we don't even need to sit together if I leveled up with my 60,000 rooms
I had I would have been fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. Let's not sit together. Let's sit together even less
Honestly, I watch I hate you
fuck you I never want to see you again that is easy for your uncle your uncle
has the best penis
I'm hope it runs in the family shit shit I'm inviting you hey yo I was using this
one this time we're not fucking around this time we're going to the end we're
We're going to the end right now.
Lock in, lock in.
Yeah, here.
No, my uncle does.
No, there's no way your uncle's penis
is better than folks' ones.
You know, I just heard you take a sip
and then put the beer bottle on your desk
followed by like 17 other empty bottles.
Can you guys feel it?
How many bottles are in your ass?
How many photos are on your desk right now?
One.
What I'm drinking.
Yeah.
What I'm drinking.
One, Clogsy.
Just one.
All right, because I believe in moderation.
One beer per month.
That's what I say.
How dare you accuse me?
How dare you?
Are you seeing this guy?
You're basically Satan mixed with Saddam Hussein.
Honestly, I see you even worse.
You are worse than Satan and Saddam Hussein put together.
Put that on a T-shirt.
Put that on a T-shirt right now.
Put it on the emergency car.
On the truck!
Okay, that one, we didn't have a CPU thing anyway, so like...
Speaking of merge stores, have you seen my new merge store, Koji?
We don't have a CPU thing.
That's right, that's right.
Dude, Koji, my guys in the lab whipped me up the craziest merge store.
There's this like try-on thing where I'm in the middle, and if you put like one of the merge t-shirts on me,
I'll like say equip, I'll be like, a group who likes me, could use something like this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have like a peanut thong or something like that?
A what? A peanut thong? No not a peanut thong?
Oh a what? I'm... we're still working on the peanut thong. We're still working on the peanut thong.
Mmm hmm. I'm just trying to see you in the thong.
Shit.
I was thinking about just adding crazy stuff.
I'm still working on a fuckin' plushie.
I
Yeah, beer cookies. Yeah, we just got beer cookies. We just got beer
Yes, you have a soda drinking hat. It's what I'm wearing right now
I added the sort of day
Hey, bro, this is so
It's all right, I think we go you come back up here this thing
Wee-wee-wee-jai-בהh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Um...
Never mind.
I lied.
Ike!
Ike?
Never mind.
Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
No worries, no worries.
You go to the camp.
You're in the camp, you're in the camp, all right, let me get my stuff, let me get my
stuff.
All right guys, all right, I'm coming over, I'm going to U-bots, I'm going to U-bots,
I'm going to U-bots, here I come.
We wasted so much time already.
Oh yeah.
I wasted so much time already.
I'll be going for the boys.
Oh my god bro.
We did waste so much time.
You suck, you suck, you suck.
Hold on, I'm actually going to get you.
Hold on, hold on.
Steve and Cody.
Oh my gosh.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh my god, it's the fucking prophet from Halo.
what the hell oh my god don't see it are we so serious I was like oh oh my
I'm sorry.
Attention!
They're blowing bubbles.
The beam is at!
Oh my god, this is insane.
This is the one.
Oh, we go to this kid right here. We go to this kid right here. Yeah, it's the other one. It's the other one
People up the hill
I'm back here.
You hear your shotgun bam from the UK?
He?
I know him.
I was just talking to him.
He's a big man. Fucking America.
Fuck that guy.
That guy got licked my fucking ass.
He's dead.
Joshi is 77 same.
Voodoo Ranger brought orange on top.
US Marine that beat will be World War.
Thank you for your service.
Get mad.
What is that?
You want to take?
You get mad.
You're mad.
I want to be guys.
Wait, we're the big guys.
Well, we were the big guys
Come on
It is dude it has to be the guy of time this fucking pool come what the hell is going on. Oh
My god, holy piece be where you at
Finding them for the camp, bro. Oh, sorry
I'm coming. I'm coming
And then how you on your way? Yeah, I was just I was stuck at the poo cup. Okay, you got to go up
Oh my god
Yeah
Oh
Actually fucking see we are oh my god. We are so screwed. We are done. We're done
You should watch
Okay, I don't know what the purple thing is that you's moving on me
I'll be back. I'll be back.
I
This guy's right here. We did this castle. Yeah, we did that already
We have real lucky again, yeah, we'll do it. Okay, I'm gonna go six. I've got
I've got nothing else other than that
That's pretty cool
That's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
What if we, hold on, please, Dan.
What if we go and hit, wait,
can we hit this bottom here?
Wait, let's kill this bottom here.
I think we have to be like,
I'm pretty sure that's the D2 boss.
Alright, fine, fine, fine.
Let's hit this camp, then we'll go to the church, yeah?
If the camp comes to church.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
I know we'll come back to D2 and kill that guy.
Come back to D2, we'll go Castle and kill that guy.
Well you can control the bird whoa I didn't know that till now no that's why you get sick
I think you just get off.
Everybody's got shields it's not a good spot for me.
Super SIR!
Alright everybody's there.
Oh my god!
I
I think I have a really good bow for you.
Then I shouldn't take this one.
And here, look at this real quick.
Drop.
Oh, you got three? Oh, you got two?
Oh, you motherfucker. I just sacrificed a bow for this piece of shit!
It does 153 damage.
No, but it's one of the ones that you would-
You'd sacrifice one per business day!
How do I know that?
I don't know.
Sorry.
Sorry
It's getting nervous cuz you're so sexy
Oh my goodness, I just beat my moth hole
Come on out
I'll be okay, okay
I don't know anything about bones, never mind
You don't have nothing about bones
You ain't you ain't true to this
I ain't new to this buddy, I'm true to this
I'm like King Bond but with bows.
He had the Glock with the switch, I got the bow with the wheel.
You understand that, dude?
I rep my set.
63rd Archer Street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come to my block, phew, is all you hear from the castle walls.
I just fucked your maiden.
And I got leased in my mothole
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh my god this bow is so terrible. You have condemned me to hell. You have condemned me to hell
They are fucking me close because of your bow. Your bow is ass! I gave it full and back before they eat my ass!
Oh my god! Holy shit!
This was the worst!
I really can't pull the bow back before they fuck my ass!
I did not shoot a single shot!
I shot zero shots!
Zero!
Oh my god!
Kill me.
Oh my god, how is your zone here?
Alright, lock in. Lock in it. That was a sabotage.
Sabotage. Saboteur! Saboteur!
Saboteur!
I'm switching modes back to the regular one.
Wow, we got easy to hit once. We got easy to hit once.
Fuck you, Ozzy.
Uh, zone's here and I'm level 7.
I have tons of runes. Can we upgrade real quick?
He has a monkey right?
No I'm over here.
I was on the 10er there and I have a default weapon.
I still have a default weapon but like I can, I can, I can upgrade to like level yourself.
I have level 7 now?
What was the level 8?
How much do we need for level 8?
I don't know if we're gonna get this buddy. I don't see anything. I don't see any animals.
oh my goodness oh oh my goodness oh close you know cuz you were doing where's
let me get on the other ones I don't know if this is do you think we'll be
able to come back on day two yeah we say as long as you get a little 15 doesn't
matter you mean yeah all right but then all right listen I've got about two
Clovers of garlic and a whole brick of cheese. I'm gonna need you to whip your cock out.
Move it 30 out.
But hey pal, I'm gonna have the gallon of chocolate milk and six slices of bacon.
Cocketing my ass in 30 seconds.
I can't do this guys
There we go, there we go. All right, there we go
You start no no no we can get a little bit deep we get a little bit even I'm sure that we can overcome our challenge
Don't see as well as soon as this is done. We go right to the fight to the castle. You mean?
Okay, all right, okay
All right
Okay
I bet you $100 you don't beat the final boss. I bet you $100 you'll find your dad
Look at this ninja on me.
You got karate, kung fu, taekwondo.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
He's pooing on me.
I'm actually gonna put it. Holy shit. Wait, I'm cooking. I'm cooking.
Oh, yeah, I'm done. I just want I want I want
Okay
Hahaha!
Careful.
I'm gonna lay this devil, don't worry.
Okay, I'm dead.
Oh, see, I'm dead, I'm not joking. Turn around and hit me one time.
Oh, I'm gonna turn around and hit me one time.
Oh, the way!!
The way!!
Let's go!!
hold on Travis Scott's in my way
Good day, good job, boy, I'm such a wimp
Alright, now you're attending your concert
Night night, buddy
Last thing you hear before it all goes dark, it's lit
I don't do what I don't
Yeah
I'll be one ball of the game
There's a group of homeless people bring it down the blocks property value. Don't worry closely. I've killed them all
Oh my god, oh that'll happen that'll happen. Let me see how a more skilled player handles this situation like this
There's a giant up top
There's a giant down below. Oh my god. Holy shit he is really giant.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going up. Yeah.
He's Louise. He really is big.
Take that how your ankle skill enough was he super shot
Which we need to level up you take this guy's blue to level up outside. We can't take this without that. We got good
Who don't
Okay, I don't know how that hit me, I dodged that.
You're working working working work
Hmm, we defeated we defeated enemies of sorts. They beat me with this specific boss. That would probably be really cool
Right, I think the specific boss that we're handling because they split like ten different guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's so good
We did every time we do number two though guys, but what about the boss we're facing there's like ten of them
Okay. Alright, I'll do the stupid one.
I'll do the stupid one. I'll do the stupid dumb one.
Yeah! Now your ankle's still... now, bitch!
Oh, shit. Oh my god, we got hit by a fucking another one.
Close you close you. I'm taking you to the level up right now. I'm setting it down to Rouge
Well, love are you wait? Okay, we're getting we're getting stuff thrown by another guy
She's both
one or two boy one or two
I do boy I do both
yeah
I'm going in yeah super tough
I can't hit his head. I'm shooting butthole. I'm shooting butthole. Wait, I'm dead. How
am I dead? What? How am I dead? Oh, fuck. Oh, piet. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I just
Knock on the whole thing close you dad your dad close to your dad. Oh my god. Close you did. Oh my god
Who's you dad? I'm just sorry. I'm just sorry. Oh my goodness. That was not my fault. That was not my fault
That was never put. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Close-ie
Oh my goodness. I'll send you a picture of the dogs as
compensation
Oh, I'm killing all these monkeys out here.
I'm gonna be a picture of your butt hole as well.
Shit.
That's good news to have a seat.
me get my big
I'm dying my middle name is don't die
I'm serious but all serious but all I see them
magic shams here is that hello yo I have to get
you got it!
Got it.
I got it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Save my life, save my life!
I'm gonna finish you up!
We're gonna go up, we're gonna go up!
Wait, I'm gonna go up!
I
the basement, well we could also kill the basement one, if we do it quick enough we could kill the basement guy as well
Take that!
Pull the game!
I may not be able to get direction anymore and please my wife, but I will kill this man!
Back me up on this one, Closie!
I got you, I got you!
Yeah, you're actually getting so much better.
I'm actually trying to cook it.
Something's going on in this game.
I'm actually doing really good.
He's running half out.
Pretty good boy, we're doing pretty good.
Oh, cool. So you've already explored Saturday.
You want to start an off day, babe?
Yeah, I was thinking about starting it off.
Would you mind starting off Saturday?
I got it.
Go ahead.
After this.
After you've played at once, we can play at one time.
Are you a hot gentleman?
Yeah.
Start it off.
That's a great idea.
Those are the generation.
I'm dead.
Oh, fuck.
I got it.
I was, I was, I missed my-
Oh fuck, I'm just standing still!
I missed my-
I'm gonna clean that.
Yeah, what's up?
What's- did you not only die?
Cozy, Cozy, Cozy, Cozy,
she's mean once, she's something timid.
Hey, I'll kill him, I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
I'm seeing some of them.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
Oh my god, Kochi Kochi Kochi Kochi Kochi, this is the one, I'm not even joking, this is the one, this is the one where we win, this is the one, this is the one, I don't know why I do that, this is the one, this is the one Kochi.
Listen, I'm in, I just got my best to sell up it.
Oi oi, are we gonna go down, kill the guy down below, yeah?
Yeah.
I only love a 12 bro.
I only love a little tech.
I do have a hundred and thirty thousand rooms out.
You getting a little up there?
I forgot you.
I hate it. Where did you go?
He's all the way down.
He's got the jellyfish.
You got the jellyfish?
Yeah.
Not this way.
You right here, right here?
We got like, we got like two seconds.
I'm right on my, I'm on my, I'm on my, I'm on my.
Oh my god!
Wait, what the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
Hey, you're gonna die.
Do not let me die.
I have 158,000 resummit codes.
If you let me die, I'm gonna die.
It's over.
Oh
Yes, come back. You have to come back. I'll come back. I'll come back. I'll come back
It's a circle closing a circle losing it is now. Oh my god. It's over. I'm gonna go back
This thing's impossible. Oh my god, we're so dead. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. Yeah
Oh, you have to, you just have to fucking go, bro.
I'm dead, I'm dead, it's over. It's over, man.
It's over. I have my best assault weapon. It's over.
Give me.
Nice.
Oh my god, there's no way that does happen. There's no way we can save that
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy crap.
Oh my God.
That was the same trajectory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy shit.
Maybe a boss.
Maybe a boss in here that we can kill, or a boss.
I don't know, I don't know.
We're gonna jump this camp?
Oh wait, I don't.
How to in here?
We're right here right here, watch out!
Wee wee wee!
We might as well just get up!
Oh my god!
Hit it!
Nice! Nice! Nice! Nice!
Use the heal! Use the heal! Use the heal!
Love up, love up too!
I gotta waste my ult.
What the hell?
The madman is this!
I'm down to the ground!
Got ya.
Jeez Louise!
I'm on the wrong bow. Yeah, I thought it was on the right bow. I am in the black bow.
Is that the right one? Is that the right one, right? Is that the right one?
right where I feel good
hey lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it
oh
I'm telling you I was pressing
I'm not trolling, I'm not trolling
I swear to God, I was pressing the button
I swear to God, because you give me up, I will never die again
I will never die again, close it, if you give me up, I will never die again
oh my God
I'm gonna run to the corner and then use it in the other corner
Oh my goodness, oh my god, oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh no, what's your weapon?
Dodge!
What's your weapon?
As soon as I say dodge, you're hitting it, okay?
Oh, you did it.
What's that?
I'll be around there right now.
Yeah, I got a hulu-hu-ban, I got a hulu-hu-ban.
Super shot!
Oh, that's a good...
I'm healing, I'm healing!
He's healing!
What the hell?!
This guy's too powerful!
We got kill these things. We got kill these things. We're down to the very next one if you don't kill these things.
Okay.
There's one.
Nice one too.
Another one. I hit though.
They fucking hit me.
I got them for that.
Don't you die you fucking stupid.
You can hear me?
Alright destroy him destroy him destroy him destroy him.
It's over for me, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You have this, you got this.
Block it, block it, go check it.
How many did you, tell me?
Hold on, I can get you outside.
I have three bars, just the way you get me found.
Thank you, there.
He's on it, he's on it, he's on it, he's on it, he's on it.
Yeah
FUCKING WHERE'S THE SIR?!
OH MY GOD!
KESHIT!
That was the most insane clutch.
That was the most insane clutch I've ever seen.
HOLY SHIT!
The cops.
Holy fuck.
Oh my goodness.
Holy fuck, holy fuck, holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Oh my god.
you think you're gonna say
oh my god I can't believe we got out of the zone that this we have to fuck we
got with the same it's time to win bro we were we were rotating from graces in
the zone I don't know if I'm gonna be maxed out bro I'm not on 14
I'm I'm level 12. Okay, Mike. I do have 149,000. Oh, Mr. Goblin, Mr. Yabba. What's good, man?
Good. Oh, man. And Mr. Rock and Mr. Reston. What's good, man? Good. Oh, man. Thank you.
We are about to beat this monstrosity's pussy.
I will never back down and guess what I won't do as well.
Give up.
That is right, Closie.
I'm on 14.
I'm level 14.
I have 19,000 rooms.
I'm going to buy some crab hands.
I'm going to get a couple magic rocks and we're going to go to town on this pussy.
We're about to hop on the set.
That's good.
Oh my goodness.
All right, load it up.
Lucy, you have your thing ready?
I'm fucking ready.
No, I'm not. I'm talking to my buddy.
Come on. Come on.
Hot gentleman.
Hot gentleman? Is that our go-to song?
Three, two, one.
Start it.
Thank you.
you
No, you're not.
Lock it.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Good luck.
We don't need it. We don't need luck.
We have a law.
Watch that.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And scale.
And scale.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
Let's go, baby. Let's go. Locked in. Locked in. Wait, we're not losing the stand, by the way, we're in front of us.
Oh god. One down. Fuck. Fuck a little bit boss.
Oh I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Dude peanut. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so
bad.
I
Didn't want to even hope I'm so bad I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad
That's gonna go
Motherfucker, why can't I buy the beer cookies in the big I'm trying to buy
I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. I'm down. Oh no, yeah. Oh my god. I'm actually, I'm actually
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hi.
Nice to have you. Nice to have me.
Watch behind you. Watch behind you.
There's two behind you.
Fine. There was a guy again.
Good work, good work.
I'll be out of the box.
Stay focused, stay focused.
Hold on.
Someone down.
Nice, get it. Nice.
Do not hit me I'm pressing the fucking button. Oh my god. Yeah
I'm gonna get on a fucking bike.
I'm dead again.
I'm dead immediately again.
You're talking with, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, I mean, I went down too much, man, I'm ass.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God, we're so bad.
Yes, oh my God.
We're so bad.
Oh my God.
Oh, I don't think this is possible.
It's possible man. I was that was my fault. I went down instantly. I was trying to save I was trying to save my special
I was trying to save my I'm just bad man. Fuck
We can do this I was trying to see my special for when you had three bars I could remind you yeah, yeah
I'm just bad. Oh my goodness. Oh
my god. Oh
Oh
Thank you mission. Oh my god. I I I I
I I I I don't I I
I I don't I don't I I don't I
I
I'm very sad
No worries, Gloksy. We are only on six and a half hours of doing the same exact thing
and not winning.
No matter.
Yeah, we have to, we have to at least have a little playing
this tomorrow.
Tomorrow was gonna be Halo custom games.
God damn it.
I mean I love Halo, but
FUCK
my ass
This isn't possible. This is an impossible thing. No, no, we can do it. No, it's it's not possible, Cronksy
No one can beat this. No one can beat this
This is impossible
Who made this who made this game and why are they in prison?
Why are they locked up why are not why are they not a prisoner of war?
Well, I could be tortured. Oh my god
Dude, I okay, okay, okay. What what time are we doing Halo custom tomorrow?
How long are we doing them for all night?
two
Fuck
As you can see as I see it we have two options
We a
Try to get a third person real quick and run it back for one
Final time
Or b
We run it back for one final time ourselves
We do we have to play this tomorrow. There's no way we're blue who do we have for Halo customs
Good it's ours. You're not looking great. Yes, this guy is good. This is good. Yeah, you okay me
The gang's all here!
Woohoo!
Fabricant, damn it, did you.
Gang's all here.
And, and, and, Hodge, and Genji, and Gimmick, and John.
Everyone else canceled because of some free thingy.
So we have six?
So it hasn't responded. We have six people. Yeah, we're gonna do a 3v3 grip ball all night.
Maybe. Maybe we will. You want me to honestly. Wait, what about track?
I can play.
I'm down for that.
Coco already said no, he's got a rush thing.
All right.
What if we just go?
I want to beat this boss.
I have to beat this boss.
What if we just buckle in and win right now?
I
Gonna be buckle Ed and we went right now you and me
no one else
walk in
focused up
Intune dialed in
Perfect perfect
execution of everything
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We can also just have the game get a third as well
out. Now let's have to queue it up. Judy?
We can beat this. Yeah, if you get river, if I, if you get rivers of blood again, we're
gonna make the difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, they're killing me.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. We got this.
Good. Stick a decaying thermonuclear battery in my butthole and let it rip me from the
inside to the outside as it mults my organs all the way to my flesh I am
suffering this is impossible this is impossible this should not be a game this
game should be cancelled you know what I should we start a rumor yeah
That's right
This is the one this is the one right here, that's the one
I'm so locked in I could burn a hole through my monitor how I'm staring at it. Yeah
We have no sleep no sleep of blood wait we have a sleep far right make right that hit the blood hit blood make her way to sleep
Hey, okay, okay, bloody sleep
I'll just leave when you see it's me back. I it's on the far left side. Oh, yeah, I see I see I see it. Okay
How do you like that monkey I
Like that rat kind of reminds me of symphony what the rats? Yeah
Hey, he's got a rat
all of me get what it was wait so far so good so far so good another two of
Oh the homeless people with the wizard spells are getting me hold on hold on now follow me
gang follow me boys follow me boys did you do so much more damage than I do it's ridiculous
It's actually crazy. I used 46 damage a shot. Use one over there and one shot and have that guys out.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think.
Okay.
Alright, so the part where I died was where I didn't have a lot of fun.
I
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. No. Oh, no
It's fine it's fine fine. We come back. It was that my fucking old up man
I should just hit the guy in the last they got it. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine
We're fine. No, no, no, no jump off jump off and hit the thing and go up. Oh that doesn't make it any faster
Yes, it does! It instantly sends you up!
That doesn't make it any faster!
Wait, I spawned on them!
What? You cheater!
You're a cheater! You're a cheater! Cheater cheater pumpkin enjoyer!
Uh, I don't think that's uh...
You very much like pumpkins, you cheater!
I don't think they're kind of big.
I just sliced a dog's neck.
Oh
She hold on they would use the same fat people that we would just find you say it's yo
No, it's okay. That people up here legolas Lego ass
I'm I'm pretty good at this game. Oh, she backed me up
If you'd rate me up one in ten, how good I am?
Yeah, dude, you wouldn't I'm not even joking probably not even on the scale
You think I'd you think I'd I'd break the scale
I would literally break the scale,
because of how good I am.
Super John!
We're close to your mark.
Thank you, my moves back?
I'm doing good.
Hmm.
Guys, save me this one, save me the whip one.
Oh
Let's go
I think that would be good to do.
We're here.
I did it.
I got a little shattered. I got a lip.
Okay, I got a little sick thing. Oh my god zones here. How is this zone here? I don't know. I feel like it doesn't like
to me
something
It's hit this to turn around. Oh my god. What about this guy? Hold up. There's the eagle monkey. We try to take him
And you know, no, no, no, no. We are level four. Okay. All right
All right, I'm running for the eagle buggy
follow me game only one oh my goodness gracious oh my goodness gracious he is
quite unsettled oh we had to do it I need to keep trying to this thing what
I'm a funny guy. I'm a funny guy. I'm a funny guy.
I'm a funny guy.
Yeah!
You're serious.
Oh, I'm already dead.
Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and give up.
Yeah, I got one down. One down.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Come back to him.
Oh, hold on now. Hold on.
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.
You ready? If you get something.
You said I'm going to give up.
Hold on. What is it?
game up okay all right it's called the war zone you can't actually do that
don't worry I'm on the way back I'm on the way back
we'll come back to that guy kill this guy first and then we'll go up
I'm a coming barge I'm a good
follow me one by one
Who just got it?
Hey, why don't you attack that?
Oh my god!
Shoot my shard!
I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
There you go, up on this guy.
Good.
God, I just love your peanut nubs and I'm glad to see you're playing with the furry again,
but anyways, love you.
You make my night every time.
Oh, really much!
Oh, really much?
Dang, five?
It's your coachy, it's your coachy.
I killed a bunch of homeless people
and now I'm gonna kill bunch of birds.
Yeah, I need help on this guy.
What's going on?
I'm coming, boss, I'm coming.
Ah, I'm coming, don't do too much.
I'm on the way.
I'm, he's gonna take care of you.
All right hold on now tell me right hold on wait a minute tell me right
Hold on wait a minute tell me right what I got what I got what okay yo come up here
I don't know how to get up there what what
What happened?
It goes out of the bus.
Okay.
He's watching, watching, watching.
Let's go out of here, Koji.
Yeah, go up and kill the guy. Go up and loot the guy there, Koji.
Get your shit.
Koji, I don't know how to get up there.
You need to get up there.
Was it I don't I do not know how to get up there. I'm looking everywhere. There's no way to get up there
Go go inside go inside you go inside and run up to the bridge side again. Go inside where?
Go inside the the compound
I'm in the compound. I'm in the compound. I'm gonna go okay. Okay now there
Know where those birds were yeah
Yeah, go to them
I'm where the bird do it right now. Okay. Go. Oh, yeah. Yeah, go up that way and then to the right
You should see a bridge you go across the bridge. Oh fuck got it. Oh mommy. I'm gonna go good
Okay.
Super Shagged!
Alright, cover me fast.
Guys, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
I
Look up about time we're going all the way boys
I wish you do that there closey I
Can't get funny big guy. Oh, spot boss creepin big guy. Okay?
I'm coming I'm coming first I need to kill this bird
Yo, pick up
Make sure you don't leave your friends
I'm not listening to what you're doing.
I'm gonna get it.
Is he the compound?
Yeah, same spot where you killed the other guy.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
You should be able to hit, you should be able to...
I can't imagine what you're gonna do with him.
Oh my!
What touched you in the back? I thought you went to bed.
I hate this fucking village. How? You gotta go you gotta go fast as long as you're here. Oh my god
Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
What's wrong with what what what
I'm a government because you don't do worry.
I don't have much time left to do this.
HIT!
Who told you to do it now, Mods?
Killing this... I'm killing this building.
Oh, dead here! Oh no.
I'm dead in here if you come to the very bottom.
I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out.
I just don't know how to get in.
I'm coming, barge out, come in!
It's at the very bottom one.
I'm coming, how did the pool come?
You just gotta run through, people.
Run through.
Oh my god, but you might have time to do that.
Right, here you go, here you go.
You got it
Get it no
I do you don't know what the fuck I'm at
Jump up jump up jump up jump up
You can jump up you can jump up you can jump up. He's right now. And then you come back for it. Oh
Yeah, oh
Oh my god.
Ok, yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Hit the thing and then there's the telescope.
Jump and jump to your left.
Go, go, go.
You got the jump.
Oh fuck!
You're fighting!
Run up, run up, run up, run up.
You see- and then just- yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good.
We never got anyآtterius, boss!
right we never got any of the trenches it's only day one now
i've only got one way up my butt
ah my god there's just a dog out here
i'm gonna die i should make it oh my god i make it i make it oh i mean no i get no fun
That was a good team. That was a good team. Yeah. You're a good man. You're a good man and five soldiers.
That was what these grandmas have.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
I hope it's not the double.
Oh, we are so fucked.
I have no, I have no help on you.
DESTRUCTION!
Okay?
I'm dead.
I'm dead?
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
oh my goodness this game is insane this game is insane I it's too hot
You have to see that this is a good place.
Yeah, it's a bitch, it's a bitch.
And I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Watch out, watch out.
I'm gonna be careful.
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Fuck! They got me the same trick as he did last time! Shit!
You know, like
Yeah, yeah
What's what what what what what what?
Baby
Here we go
Here we go. All right, we're good good good good
Now we go for the check yeah, let's hit this one down here though
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't want to jinx it, but I feel a certain proclivity to
this specific try. I think we're gonna win. I think we're gonna win, Mr. Cookie. Not only
Do I think we're gonna win we are going to dominate with the power of a thousand a thousand sons
You know what's a thousand sons in cozy yours it is. It's like a son, but
That's a little more
Yeah, at least nine hundred and ninety nine more at minimum
at
our weapons doing like no damage like
We can get we can do weapons. Should we go to the caves?
That or go to the the lead one is really good for my guy. Oh, it's gonna be one. We do we do we already do the sleep one?
I didn't have a sleep one. Oh
perfect, I
Like to take me a thing that's already completely impossible and make it even harder
I like about this game
Do you know for the church on the right? I'm dead. I'm dead. Fuck. You know Steve top left. Oh, she's a double after
Oh my god, we've got to do that fuck
Let's go. Let's go that way. We might earn it. We might earn it. Did that yo Q. Uh, I
Yeah, he's got to go back as you're going back. I'm gonna go with the chance. Yeah
I'll be one of the boys
As we're gonna get that one or no my maps like what's up? Yeah, I say fuck the sleep one
Let's go right to the castle reading
I mean I'm down for that. Bad or a bleed one. No, no, no, no, no. Castle, castle, castle. Castle is way better. Castle is way better.
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go grab this church quickly. I'll be right back.
Okay.
I got my ring back. Good work, good work. Super shot!
I'm going to box quickly if you want to come over nice. I'm going to box right now too
There's actually no way there's actually no way oh my god kill me kill me kill me right
now.
Fine.
Kill me.
Put a core screw in my asshole and force Phoebe Chinese food.
Oh my god.
Until I literally explode.
There's no way I just lost that.
Wait, there's two bosses, bro.
There's a boss right next to the church.
You want to do that?
Let's do that.
Let's get...
Oh my...
What is this?
Will you fuck off?
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna actually die. I'm gonna lose all my roots. I need to come to me immediately
I need to come to you right now
I can't escape this guy
Oh, thank God he's a bitch
You ready? I'm gonna kill you. What is too pussy? Hey, I'm gonna go good. Oh my god. Oh my god, you fuck. Wooo
Woo
of
the
I have to get that I have to get that church I do that church I'm gonna find the last one
3
I don't know that's it. I don't know that's it. I don't know that's it. I was I was like I
Didn't see it with it to the day. Oh
That was just a 10 weeks. I certainly about a 10 weeks. That's not a super time
I
Don't think it takes me to that week so I think I think it's a little long. I bet it's a little long
I don't think it takes that long pal. That's a little outside. Let's go. That's a little outside
Let's go. I think you're good, chief. I think you're good my man. I think you are good. I
Can't get the last search
That's gonna fuck us that's gonna fuck us majorly in the end in the end even the late game
Are we keep the church I'm gonna keep the boss up a little quick
Okay, I got post on my jellyfish
So the box up low is easy. That's the easy one.
Got one tap on that bitch, didn't he?
Oh, they excel. Did we?
Sure did.
Hey, you're riding too far. Isn't it right here?
It's right here. I'll go this cave.
Get it!
Take that, hooligan!
Oh my goodness!
Such skills, such race!
GARDEN WORKS!
I have a little blood.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Do you ask a chat? What's better rivers and blood or the legendary hand of Malena?
Katana probably that right? I
Don't know I'm asking them we guys. I mean with its rivers
I really I guess like huge as well rivers and blood so better rivers and blood so bad
Over the legendary. I don't know. I mean it's a legendary boys. It's legendary. You sure? I
I
Got a turn is close. He's all right
Well, this is all right, I gotta go
Candid
I'm gonna get it. Look at this. I haven't carried it to shit
I
See your uncle beat you to it
See
Which one would want one one one one one?
I'm see a lot of random stuff. I'm gonna do
Let's do this one
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Take cannon, bitch!
Oh, I missed.
Take cannon, pussy!
Oh, I missed.
Hey, you get back here, you little scamper.
You're gonna feel the wrath of this cannon.
Take cannon, bitch!
Oh my god, whoa.
Oh, he said...
Hey, this cannon's got a crazy...
That cannon, pushy!
Wait, hold on.
Yo, go see, hold on, wait a minute.
I might have the fucking doozy right here.
Okay, alright.
Yeah!
Alright, let's go up and cut the box.
I might have the doozy right here.
Oh my god reload it one second sir one second hold on don't be the gentle off your loading
what
what what what what what what what
how you gonna get the gold
what are you doing
meteor event
Okay, this is a gunshot, I'm not gonna lie to you.
A lot of damage but I'm sitting there for like three to five bitches days. Oh
I'm already dead
Yeah, yeah, that's how that's how that thing is out of here that thing is out of here
I've I've sit there for three to five minutes. They reload that thing. Holy shit
I gotta kill it gotta kill it gotta kill it zone
You're not gonna die.
We have like one second to kill this man.
We have to leave!
Leave!
I died!
I'm pretty desperate.
Dude.
I just jumped off.
Heeey.
Ohhhhhh.
Woohoo!
Oh
Tell me
And I'm going back for my roots
Yeah, you're gonna die doesn't matter if I die I already lost my roots
No, it doesn't matter if I die already lost my roots. I'll just walk back over you
I mean, I'm going to give it one shot.
Wait, we can hit the sleepy thing on the way here.
The sleepy thing.
Woo, woo, woo.
See the sleepy camper cat.
No, I'm not making this... No. No. No. I'm not making this. Where the hell am I
Oh
Oh my god, fuck this guy
Fuck this guy a thousand times fuck this guy
No, no, come on. We get some guy here. Oh, she close you. I have a hundred twenty thousand really back there
That's a hundred twenty thousand. I'm going back
I'm going back for those ruins
I'm going back I'm going back. I'm going back
I'm doing it. I'm doing it cozy. I'm locking. Yeah, there's a seat. There's a seat thing there
what's the seed thing see weapon it's fine it's fine I eat my moods I eat my
moods I eat my moods hey
are you running all over again yes it's I am and I will survive I will survive
I have the need for speed. I will make it. I will make this. I don't know what you're doing, but whatever you're doing right now is giving me health.
Kill them, thanks. Kill these! Kill these boys! Kill these boys! Kill these boys! Kill these
boys! I'm going for them! I'm going for them!
Who say I can do this? I can do this! Go and say I can do this! I can do this!
Yep, you're right. You're right. Now that you've mentioned it. Now that you've mentioned it, that makes sense.
Now that you've mentioned it makes sense.
Wait, you might be able to save me? I got one tapped.
I'm going back. Don't you worry about me. I'm coming. I'm going. I'm going back.
Take your lunch.
Thank you.
Okay, I dodged that perfectly, and I died, so that's how that's how I go sometimes.
That's how it goes when it do.
When it do.
Oh man, I had my old super shot!
Hey, you hit me! You hit me! You hit me! You hit me!
You hit me as well. You hit you?
You're not out.
I can change that to just...
Do you actually want it?
Perfect. Nice.
Shit.
I can't hold it anymore.
I'll say.
Ah, perfect.
Ah, what's new, Jesus?
Oh.
Glacier.
Oh.
Glacier.
Oh, oh, great.
I died, I died.
Yeah, let's go, let's get out of this, let's get out of this, let's get out of this.
Lock it in, go, go, lock it in, lock it in.
Lock it in, lock it in.
I have nothing right now but like you've got a friend it's a second he said it
I miss it I've no I know I'm awesome we're dead we're dead oh my god we're
Don't you dare die, don't you dare do it, don't you dare do it, don't you dare do it!
Can I live with health back?
WHAAT?!
Don't die.
My health, my health...
Dang.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no.
SHOOOUUUUUUUU
Nice.
in a second though let's make no I was in rivers I would press my thing no no
no this game is too hard this game is too hard we just laid for seven hours and
15 minutes and we did beat one map peanut. I want you
To think about what happened that raid
Think about watch now what was the downfall of that?
You'd be dying on top of that bird mouse
When you picked up a fucking
cannon man you picked up a cannon that wasn't my fault you were you were
pretending to be a fucking pirate they told me to do it I swear I asked my
said what should I pick up and they said cannon that was you that was it
they turned it on me look they say I'm stupid that was that was you that was
You
At what point you decide to be a fucking pirate in that game, bro
Yeah, I never use the cannon. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuck man
I'M NOT HITING YOUR EXCITEMENT, BASTARD BABY JUNE'S LUCKER!
But this game is too hard.
It's not too hard, man.
This game is too hard.
It's not.
This game is too...
...odd.
This game should have never been created.
They should delete this game.
I advocate for Elden Ring Night Raid to be removed from the steams to one.
No, man, I-
But no one has to suffer like we have suffered tonight.
I did.
You were so close to killing that too.
It's too hard. This game is easy to do on.
It's too hard again.
It's it's hard. The game is the game itself is too odd. It's too odd.
It's too odd. Even if you get to the final boss, you're like level 11. Well,
die.
Die. Die. Die.
Why?
Coggie, Coggie.
Coggie.
Do we do it again?
Heh.
Do we do it again, Coggie?
Coggie?
Hey, man.
Do we do it again?
Hey man, you doing good?
Okay, you have to promise me that like if we don't do it here we're coming back
this week and doing this. Like if there's no way we're fucking taking this on the
dick right now and retiring. Like if we don't get it here we're scheduling another
other elder I don't give a fuck what you say
lock and load
lock and load closey lock and load
well we did not come here to lose
we came here to win
this game is too easy
I advocate they had a second copy on esteem.
The game is too easy. I've been holding back this entire time on purpose to let the enemy think they have a chance.
But in reality, I am so fucking hard.
That's it.
So my 13 fucking reason ready up?
I'm on reason like 18 now.
I I already I came back to life I grabbed a wiggy board
I cursed fucking everyone
developers I
Would be after life curse the nightmare developers everything everything
okay
Ready to fuck. Okay lock in
okay
Lock in is the easiest game of my entire life genuinely and I mean that I mean that easiest game of ever played
Fuckin'
LET'S RIDE!
I
Locked it closey
Because honestly you've been doing a lot of good for around
Whoa, look at that casual shit. Oh, what the fuck
Castle
Whoa, look at that old castle. Do you see that? Yeah, we hit that on day two. We hit that on day two
Yeah, can you make a way to the rivers of rivers up here?
Yeah, we can wait let's hit this hit this hit the church and then go up
Wait hit this hit the church go up
Yeah, I don't see any sleep on the map. I don't see any sleep on the map
None
Maybe we'll get from the boss down below though
All right, let's hit this camp in here.
I think this is a no-neighbor.
May hit the church real quick, legit?
Let's see if I lose this, I'm getting a reverse BBL.
What am I shit, concave?
All right.
I want you to be able to store a bowling ball in there.
I feel like I can store my bowling balls.
Okay, all right, that's just here. I am that's just here. Oh, no, I disconnected looks like we hit. Oh, no
Oh, no, I died of AIDS and gonorrhea. Oh, no
I'm a cover go see don't you I will say the day the bunglater is here. There's nothing to fear. You heard that saying before cozy
Everyone said that
Oh, he's pushing. Here's what he's doing. He's just turtling in circles.
Take that, hooligan. We're bashing you. Oh my god, I'm cooking. Oh my god.
It's over. It's over. We've already won. It's over. We've already won. I win. I win forever.
I win until the end of time. It's over. We won.
Why do we win I got a cool bow
You go to the church, yeah, we would you say oh
No, I got you so
What I got a church I got two stoneward keys
Like the platforms yeah, yeah
We would be good this time right here with me. Yeah, we just go we go up there. We just go all the way out
Yeah, I see we kill this how we level up and we kill ourselves
I'm down. No, I'm serious like I'm like I mean like in the bubble where they spawn like copies of us
I guess
I guess it works.
I guess that works as well.
Oh, this guy's all the way down at the bottom.
Wait, wait, come here.
Quick, quick, kill these guys.
Good much, good much.
Gotcha!
Take that, Shrimp Man!
Ah!
Another one of your Shrimp Command Reyes, huh?
Take that, Mr. Shrimp!
Take that, Shrimp and Amigos!
Alright, I'll dead.
Take that, Mr. Shrimp.
Ah, Mr. Shrimp, you think you can take I?
Yeah, take that, Shrimp and the Bodhrids.
Okay, I killed the boss. Come down here whenever you're ready.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Hold up. Wait. I might die. Hold up.
Wait. Super Charge!
I died to poison.
Everyone's dead. I died to poison.
I'm not even talking. I'm dead poison. I'm dead poison. I'm dead poison. Oh my god, oh my god
There's no way I just had a poison. There's actually no way. Oh my god
Close yeah, I killed everyone I died of poison that was not my fault
That was not on me that was great be you see here's it's already speaking
Yeah, you what
Yeah, you gotta go up and get your shit fast.
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up.
Go boss.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
Hold on, I gotta go to the bootcub.
Okay, I'm gonna do the next poison one, okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna make my way through the bootcub.
Give me a second.
Okay.
Take that, Mrs. Ribb.
Where's my shenan?
Oh my god, I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it.
I'll be waiting for the boys.
Fuck it, I don't know what I'm doing.
Let's ride!
Okay.
Okay, don't you have on the way boss. I'm on the way. Don't you worry. I'm on the way
Where you go right now tell me boss is over here
All of me get
Oh my god, man, I'm getting fucking sniped across the map.
Oh, these things... No, man, I killed two of them. Fuck.
No time, boss, no time?
No, no time.
Oh, my...
I found a mini-boss right here.
Wait, my screen?
I'm dead.
Oh, don't die, you're cocky too fat.
I'm actually dead.
That way up. It's fucking insane.
You really dead, boss?
Yep. Take that way up.
Come on this way, come on this way.
I might be able to get it.
Yeah
Is that circle thing oh my god
There's some moving
They killed another boss ASF
We're gonna circle thing
We did the token yeah, yeah, yeah, we did not do boss on me right now. I don't know if he killed though
I gotta go go go go go go go go go
Follow me boys boys. Oh
My god, this thing is so tanky, bro. Don't you worry boss pop a piece on the way
There's no need to fear the buggy later is here.
Have I heard that before, boss?
No, no one has ever said that I've ever thought this.
Take that, Hooligan!
I have insurmountable power that you cannot resist!
Super SIR!
I'm glad I did almost nothing.
Oh, I did the big one!
Okay. Okay. Alright.
Yeah, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? Hold on. Wait a minute
Whoa, I'm a bit old on women guys guys. Why did this give it to close you? Do I get the black bow? I
Don't use Katana
Hey, this was a curse sword. You wouldn't use it
No, I got the black one got the black bow. Really the black bones like super
Hello?
Is anybody there?
My stream right now.
My streaming right now?
Oh, my, my streaming.
You may see me right now.
Hey, everybody.
How you doing, boys?
Well, I lost power in my house.
I lost in piece.
Dave sent my name's Ricky Bobby.
and if you don't chew.
Recipe's Dave, you literally gave a TTS
at literally the worst moments.
This is the third time in a, whoa!
A third time in a row, Recipe's Dave.
I don't know how you do it.
I don't know how you, the worst,
the worst timing, Recipe's Dave.
I am back up the powers, back on.
Hopefully we're still good in the game.
We'll see we will see
No, you do see tonight you do see was out for the night. Oh
Let me get this bad boy leave this bad boy. Oh
I think oh yep. Okay. Well. Oh, that is so not good. Oh my god. Oh
My god, I think closey. Oh my goodness. Oh, no. Oh
Oh my goodness, Cloaksy, Cloaksy.
Cloaksy, can you hear me, boss?
Oh my goodness.
Cloaksy, can you hear me, boss?
Yeah.
Hey, how you doing?
Huge.
How you doing, boss?
How are you doing on this fine day?
Die.
Are you still in the game?
No, it kicked me out.
It says game server is closed.
Good.
This has been the most I have suffered during a stream, I think, ever.
And to top it off, the power in my house gets cut.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
Don't you see, anything is a sign from God.
I think this is a sign from God that this is not our day.
The victory shall not reign today, Clogsy.
Unless you wanna try it over time.
What do you think, Clogsy?
What do you think?
Clogsy?
Yeah, YouTube's not coming back up, guys.
Don't worry, YouTube.
Don't worry, YouTube, tonight.
Unless you want to play one more.
Clogsy, Clogsy, Clogsy, can you hear me?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, see.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you're right.
Your discord just stopped working.
Oh, that's always fun.
That's always a fun time.
Oh, see, do we try to get it out?
Oh
You know what?
We have to regain tomorrow or be in tune it
If we don't have at least like eight to ten people tomorrow, why are we not just running this back?
You know, I don't care what I don't care what you say is how many bosses they had for I don't know
I heard four. That's right. Is it four guys? Is it four?
Yeah, we have to kill all four. I don't care what you say.
Two, six, eight, two,
twenty, ten, four, eight, seven, three, two,
twelve, four, three, thirteen, five, eight.
If that answers your question, close the.
Oh, shit. Why don't you just have any further questions?
Do not hesitate to ask because we are here to service me and the populars are here at your service
You have any questions that you want 50 wrong answers do we will help you
Yeah, I'm on the mom in you guys a laser
Oh, all right guys
Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
No one has ever suffered more than we have suffered today.
No one on any place on planet Earth in the history of time has ever suffered more than
we have suffered today.
We have been grueled.
We have been fooled.
And we have to keep our cool.
All right?
Hold on, wait, hold on, that was a good rhyme.
Wait, I wanted to hit on a better rhyme.
Wait, hold on, give me another try.
Give me another try.
We have been ruled.
We have been formed.
But we're still cool.
All right, that was a little bit better.
That was 20% better, that was 20% better.
Not a lot better, but a little bit better,
a little bit better.
Thank you, gentlemen, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, I know hot fire bars, hot fire bars.
I'm good now, guys.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I can't do this.
I can't play this fuck-ass game alone.
There's actually no way.
This game is so hard.
This game is so fucking hard.
I don't know if I'm gonna play a game harder than this.
This game is too hard.
What did you learn?
Nothing!
Not literally nothing, legitimately nothing.
Nothing!
Ah.
Oh, Mr. Daphne, Mr. Reston, P. St. Louis, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Nobez, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Luke, and Mr. Youssef, ah, what's good, man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, boys.
Those five guys are cool.
That's what I learned.
Just be patient.
Fuck you.
This game is not, it's not possible.
No one has ever beat this map.
No one.
Actually, type one of you beat this map.
Type one.
I want to see.
I want to see the liars!
The liars!
Liars!
All of you!
Liars!
The liars!
All of you!
Liars!
You see my fierce province!
Liars.
no one has ever beat this map ever ever and I'm getting off I don't know what
we're gonna do tomorrow guys I know we have a halo custom games plan but
honestly we don't really have a lot of the guys that I originally invited what
would you guys like to see tomorrow I'm gonna name three things and I want you
guys to tell me what you guys would like to see tomorrow most Halo custom games
Alden ring or mech and chameleon what do you guys think what do you guys think
All right, I'm digesting your answers. I've digested your answers and I will come up with
the solution tomorrow. Let you guys know the discord. I've digested your answers. I've
digested them and I will let you know the answer in the discord. Tomorrow I'm getting
up I'm getting a burger and I'm passing out this has been horrible this has been horrible
this has been an excruciating experience this look at my face look at my face right now
I'm suffering I have been tormented for seven hours and 42 minutes straight that is what
Goodnight gang, have a good ones.
Goodnight everybody,
Everybody good night. Good night everybody
Good night. I'm gonna go eat a burger and cry a little good night everybody
Red stop now Red sees you now gang. Have a good night now. Good night everybody
Good I don't know why that one guy called me a whore, but good night everybody good night
Good night. Good night gang. Have a good night everybody. Good night now
good night
Good night everybody
Good all night
Good night
Get on
Get out of here get up get on
I'm going to go here, I hope I don't forget that I'm here in the toilet!