you
I
They throw me fish in the road
But that's not fair
Help me please
NOOOOO!
How are you, bug-lithy? I'm fine!
Any man, mundane gentleman.
Sorry I'm...
TARDY...
BOYS.
Sorry I'm...
TARDY...
BOYS.
Sorry I'm...
TARDY...
boys sorry I'm party boys sorry I'm party boys yes I am a fancy bitch I'm
fancy bitch I'm so fancy I'm a fancy bitch now listen I would like to know
Because I forgot to watch all of the fights yesterday. I think they were yesterday
Where my prediction I'm not
Mutant fucking shut up. Oh my god
You're a noggin's man. It's been months if you say that begin of every stream
There's literally no other chance other than muted every time I can't even see I can't even see the people and saying
Oh, I'm doing great Peter. How much yourself does half you fuck is it's time in the word muted? I
Was pregnant or whoever just type pregnant that that one I was pregnant. I was pregnant
Now I'm fancy now. I'm fancy. I was pregnant now fancy new phase. We didn't start the fire or whatever the shit
Time shit. Oh, yes. Also. I saw mist fall. I
I saw that some people were playing a game called miss phone by the way guys. What the fuck I
Dude, where do these people get the news? I'm telling you 007 miss phone
I I I can't remember all the games, but it seems it's just every time there's a new game
No, what does me? I I think there's like some type of secret streamer
for them where they know where all the new games are coming out and no one does me anything.
I'd never know anything.
They don't need my cookie 500 cent Mr. Nut you are an inspiration and amazingly funny
Tuber to watch.
Now thank you for all you do and never stop being the chaotic funny nut.
Walk in.
That guy's too positive.
Bad hem.
He is way too positive.
He's a spy.
He's obviously a spy working for the Kremlin.
He has a spy working for the Kremlin, a Russian spy.
He is, that was way too positive.
Way too positive.
There wasn't even one fat joke in there.
Not even one.
Keep an eye on that person.
Keep an eye on him.
He is way too positive.
Come on to you.
I am, oh shit, oh, stop words, my apologies.
Just like any other Monday, I forget Mr. Stop Words.
Just like any other Monday, Mr. Stop Words.
My apologies, my apologies.
One second, Mr. Stopp was, hold on, one moment,
oh, I was spilled by one, hold on, one moment,
I was, I was, I was, let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people.
I must speak to the people one moment, Mr. Stopp,
and you've caught me, you've caught me red penised again.
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, I don't know when new games come out.
Apparently I didn't get the word for 007
and Miss Fall or any other game.
So, we're playing talk-off.
Honestly guys, I did look at Miss Fall.
I mean, I'm sure it's a cool game.
I only looked at it for like two minutes.
I can't really judge it,
but from those two minutes,
it didn't feel like it was my company.
It couldn't be my company.
I don't know, it just didn't feel like it.
It didn't snatch me, but you know, whatever.
Whatever.
But I only looked at it for like two minutes,
that's not a good assessment.
Don't judge the game based on my assessment.
But I looked at it when I was,
I watched closely for like two minutes.
I was like, what's going on right here?
What's going on right here?
It's too, I need some action.
was the accident? Maybe they were like a traitor or something. It's cool. Yeah, I'm sure it is. Yeah, I just, it's just
I was doing I need dragons and fire and murder. Also, guys, I need to know my track record. I didn't watch the fights last
night last stream on Saturday night. I made predictions for each of the games. I made predictions for each of the fights.
Was I right? How many? I think there was five fights, right?
I didn't watch it, so I don't really know.
Was I right?
Five out of five?
Oh, hold up. I...
Let me see if I can remember what predictions I made.
Who were the fights on Saturday at the White House?
Oh, yeah, it was Justin Gaye.
Versus Leela de Pura, who did I say there? Who do you remember? Do you remember who I bet on that one?
I probably did Justin Gaith. That's probably what I did. Did Justin Gaith win?
Did Justin Gaith win?
Ooh, one for one! Hold on, one for one!
Alright, I see the second one was Cyril Gaith and Alex Piarriera. I remember I said Alex Piarriera. Did he win?
Did Alex Piarriera win?
Oh, okay, one for two, one for two, that's fine.
Oh, I remember this next one, because it was, it reminded me of Red vs. Blue.
Sean O'Malley vs. A.M.M. Zahabi.
I voted Sean O'Malley, did he win, did Sean O'Malley win?
Hey, hold on, two for three, two out of three, two out of three, two out of three.
The next one was Josh Hogan and Derek Lewis.
I remember I chose Josh Hogan.
Did Josh Hogan win?
Oh, three, three out of four, three out of four.
Okay, between Bo, Nikol, and Chris Duakas,
I remember I chose Chris Duakas.
Did Chris Duakas win?
Oh, all right, three out of, what is it, five?
Vienna father's pretty good. It's too pretty good. And then the last one it was Philippi Raffae versus Sean Chandler
I don't remember seeing that I
Don't remember seeing that
Well, who did I vote on that one? Who did it? You guys remember who I voted? It must have been Philippi
I would have chose Philippi because it's a funny name. I remember I would
No, no, I would have chose Sean. No, I bet you I chose Sean. I bet you I was Sean the winner
It's Sean win
50% correct. You can get all your latest sports news and betting predictions right here at
twit.tv. That's actually very good. That's actually very good. That's actually very good.
50% 50% correctness now let me introduce the one the only 412 KD never lost a match before 2022
through 2024 escaped from talk of arena champion John said hey hello hey holy shit that scared me
Now is what I thought are you bringing that ugly baby little pee with you tonight for the bongo?
No, he's a daycare. He's a daycare right now. What we say John?
We could do Tarkov or
What?
We can just do another eight hours and make a cameo
It's what he's I see was considering I see was considering doing that tonight. Um, honestly, uh
At minimum, I want to do a half and half stream.
At minimum, I want to do a half and half.
We'll see how the raids are going.
We'll see how long.
Yeah.
I'm getting so many mecha chameleons, please.
Oh my goodness.
I'm getting so many mecha chameleons.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Guys, what if we do a half and half stream?
A half and half, because I haven't even
collected the people for mecha chameleons yet.
It's just me and John here.
We're gonna do Jake and each other off
penguin hotel on down okay all right now that I said that not you could be
good idea I could be a good idea I suppose that's right that's right that's
right I wow you know what guys listen listen let's do it let's do a house you
have these things I'm telling you boys we've got big plans to talk about tonight
I grinded so hard offline last night. I got almost all my trainers maximum. We are we are grilling
We are rolling we are on fire and then let's see what's going on
I was about 10 30 p.m. CT. We'll see what's going on. See if you want to switch up. That's a good
Oh my goodness the chats are on fire they're on fire they are on fire. Oh, you knew who used to get right now John
Oh, you should get right now. Oh my goodness
fucking gimmick I tried to tell him to get on Tarkov he said if you guys keep
playing it maybe I said I said we go grab gimmick and then we play
talk off I have to stream and then we play mecha community for the second
half I don't think you do it I don't think you do it oh he's doing he let's
go let's go bully him until he dies here we go let me go let's bully him
let's bully him but if gimmick is not there we're just gonna play you and me
That's the only two people I kind of want to have a turn right now.
You can make a Genji.
Genji's playing Assassin's Creed Throne Skate game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Missed fall.
Okay, let me see here.
Is he streaming right now?
No.
Okay.
Come play talk off at once, come immediately with me and John or you shall be forced into
penis explosion chamber where your phallic will be exploded.
All right, I have let him know the details. I have let nothing. I just said yeah
What be that said with a month's oxygenation points like you guys you let the charge should get away up you are fine
Told you are fine told you all right, mr. John
I say you know what let's turn up nice and cool. Let's start nice and easy
What was what's a quest you guys do mr. Let's take a peek. Let's take a look at all of the relay
reserve quest to unlock this stupid fucking boat that I just go on to get
skull fucked so what what do you have to do there I have to get the AMG 10 fuel
oh no give it me give it just respond you said oh my god
what I'm gonna be just typing he said oh my god that's all I said I just find
Oh, he was you typing again? Hold on. We may have our turn. We may have our turn.
Oh, mm.
Yes, sir. By the way, sir, give me like 15 minutes. We got him. We got him. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's go.
We convinced him to hate his life.
We threatened him into doing what we wanted.
Yes!
Perfect.
Let's ride!
Let's do a scene.
Let's... what do you have to do on reserve?
I have to get fuel.
Fuel.
Fuel stuff.
Uh...
Wait, do you know what that is?
No.
I don't...
I don't know what that is.
Helicopter spawns in the cock.
Oh!
Back around.
Yeah.
Oh...
Oh, I remember now. Okay.
Alright.
What's your name again in the game?
Goop-a-trooper.
Yeah, there you go.
Goop-a-trooper.
Okay, I mean, we're not known there's what I meant to say.
I guess we're going woods.
We're going woods.
Right now, we are going to woods.
That is where we're going.
I
You say to where we be all right hop on did mr. Johnson one is just fine
It's just extra where we be you mean the only place we migrate for video games
Hey, you would you would not believe how many people get lost on the way to this discord room
Boxy for instance if I I'm not every time I'm in a private call with them
And I say closely come join me and play for you give it to me goes
Okay, and I go let's meet the streamer waiting room. It is no joke from the time. He clicks in call
To the time he clicks down chooses my server and joins the streamer waiting room is no joke 15 minutes every time
He is joined. He joined Saturday night deafen for two rounds and then went to bed without saying bye
Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. He is a man of many hands
He's a man of bitty croba's thumbs as well. He collects them like Pokemon
Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you, I'm not the most, what, what, wealthy
individual.
Okay.
Did you want to rob the bank then?
I know you use your whole mouth to talk, you talk out the side of your mouth, it looks
stupid.
fucking ten minutes into the first stream of the week
40 people are alive why are you getting fucking bully man dude
alright sorry about that boss I thought I thought you're going straight for the
dad with that one try again make so you're how would you try to get in the
fucking game first how about that all right side mouth talker watch it's okay
that is personally I told you that confidence
you didn't hear me it was a mirror it was a mirror stroke many years ago what
you've never been the same the big bags it was the big bags could you wait they
got to him you've a stroke in your sleep I've done it that I woke up right
before oh wait no um you need yeah no not the medical one though
of course of course of course of course of course of course of course oh mr.
the average war criminal of all kinds of wicked men.
It could have been.
And Mr. Setspubble for taking his wicked man could have been.
Thank you, my boys.
You have a USB extender?
Me personally, no.
Yeah.
Why would it matter if I didn't have it?
You live nowhere near each other.
Why would it matter if I have a USB extender?
I just didn't know if you saw any like.
wasn't asking to borrow it you got some flour by the way
wasn't asking to fucking borrow it
what you just asking me just dad do you see any do you see any disconnect with
like your camera you have camera you have any USB-C clutch in your house John
definitely oh good end of the question line all right he actually happened he
actually happened
hmm he doesn't even extend that
alright I'm back I'm stuck in some not assholes
Hold up, John, give me any milk in your fridge.
Oh, good.
Oh, milk only, though.
Oh, good.
Into the question line.
That's it.
Thank you.
That's the whole question line.
Oh, good.
My camera, if I don't use the same USB
floor, has a stroke and seizure at the same time.
Perfect.
That's the medical one.
Not the sexy, sexy one.
My camera's been stroking off.
Now let's ride.
in a disincase for that ejection area.
Ha ha ha ha.
Perfect.
We have a pretty good spot.
I-
I think we ought to get there without-
without dying.
Don't worry about it. Let me check the hill first.
See if there's any bad actors.
Okay.
All clear. I'm gonna run out in the open.
All clear, all clear.
Oh, oh, oh, fuck me.
You're giving me-
Oh
He's in that room that I just passed if you're gonna tell
Alright, alright
Okay, what's going on around here? What's all these shenanigans?
What's going on? Hey, you can't my friend. I have you know
Yes, what?
Stupid bitch.
You know it.
What?
I didn't mean to camp your friend.
Y-yeah!
You're a bad baby, you're going to hell!
What the fuck?
Fuck you, get out of here!
Yeah, you fuck you!
Get out of here, all of you!
Get out of here!
Oh.
You know, please.
What the-
You'll kill me.
What the-
I-I-I-I'm taking out a whole
goddamn army out of here!
He wasn't saying that when he was shooting me.
I'm getting fucked.
Make him fuck me. Make him fuck me right now.
You have to fuck him. You have to fuck him. It's part of the ritual so we can be friends forever.
Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him.
No, I'm good. I'm good. You have to fuck him. You have to fuck him. You have to fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him.
The Bluetooth sex. Incredible. Incredible. I've seen that technique before.
Midi a dive midi a time
Okay, I like them
We're just down to red
I like to these guys. Let's get out of here quick. Oh God. Yo
This one right here, you can have your boys stuff. Yes. Oh, I also killed this guy over here. He's hit the day day
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta move, son!
We gotta move!
There's more deers on the way, I observe it.
I can feel it.
There's no pressures to me.
Where do we go?
Where's he hiding my shit?
Well, I'm a broke boy.
I don't have a red rebel, so we have to go to the D2.
Yeah, I got like, 50 red rebels.
Like a hundred, baby.
Last count after one million red rebels.
How we gonna do to you? Much safer, much safer.
I don't know how we gonna do this. Just for you, we'll go to D2.
Yeah, just for this guy, just for this guy. You see that madness out there, John?
That's fucking crazy. I couldn't really see it because my
My face is blown out the other side of my head.
I don't have to cut the cable out there.
Be careful, Skipper! Be careful, Skipper!
Be careful, Skipper!
Well, my guy's fat as shit. Hold on, what do you say? I'm figuring this out here.
My guy's too fat.
I'm good now. I'm good now.
Are you still on my shit? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not certain.
I'm just gonna assume that your poor and it's worth nothing anyways. No, it's like a hundred thousand our gun
It's a hundred fifty. Oh, someone's down here! Someone's down here!
Hi!
Hello?
So do you know how to check if the power's on without going to power room?
Not unless I'm down in the extract now.
hmm should we just go or should we risk it to go to the power of you can say
here I'll risk it God speed it's on the lights are odd it's clearly odd you
Are you sure these lights aren't always on?
There's only like two lights on.
Are you sure they're not always on?
Are you winning, son?
Are you w-are you-are you winning?
No, oh no
Are you are you waiting son? Oh
Thank God, whoa, I'm coming in. Oh
Damn it. I wish he was dead
This is my friend John do not you don't you wish bad things about him?
Ask him what he's doing with that gun on his back.
I would not have said him. He'll kill me.
He'll kill me. He's too handsome. There's no way I can kill him.
He's far too sexy to handsome.
That's where the dead guy is? Oh my.
Oh
Don't mind if I go over take some item or two
I'm out of a good
Oh, thank you. Good today. You good turn
It's an item or two time just out of a two
Side of a two never hurt anyone
I got an impact, really. Alright, that ledge!
You sit on that bridge. I'm not killing my friend, John!
He's cool. Alright, follow me, Capadre.
We will survive yet. Our story does not end here.
Don't let John talk you into killing me.
Don't worry, I haven't been telling him to fuck off!
I haven't been telling him to fuck off at once!
Yeah, I really wasn't trying to camp.
My friend that you killed spawned in late, and then they spawned in somewhere else,
so I was waiting for him.
That'll happen. Thank you for killing him and not being good sir. You're a good man. I'm happy. I didn't kill you two
Never been chunky. I'm gonna crawl for a little bit
Look at your last gift it's up what what is it?
It was from Mr. Sech familiar
No, no, I just gifted you one. I'd like to give a shout out for Lucas his first birthday is in a few days
Lucas is a good man.
I remember Lucas back in NAM.
He put so many of those fuckers down.
Hey, campus?
I remember when Zidey was on.
He put on Twitter.
He could have been on either side.
I
Using my god, you see where you got his pipe who anyways
You actually asking for your gun back
No, no, no, I don't give a s- I have 12 of the same gun in my-
Good work out there, sir! Good work!
You're a lifesaver! And give Lucas my best!
Give Lucas my best! Tell Lucas happy birthday!
And to never, ever, ever, never, not even once, ever, never,
it's imperative that you get this message to Lucas! Never, never, ever!
two blacks are here with
excellent
oh
one done fine one done fine one done fine
this is going pretty good this is going pretty good
I was kind of cooking out there you see that
also how did a stream sniper already find us
servers right before the stream to random ones completely at random that I've never used before
and they found us already I don't think and anything to do with us saying oh I gotta go
reserve and they're like all right here's the invites and then we went reserve no that couldn't
have been it but stop being indian John you're being so foolish I could not have been it had
been something else it had to have been something else literally anything else
Let me eat a little bit just a night snack.
I don't I don't have to for some reason.
That's because you don't have a stomach anymore.
It's the gut blown out.
My back and.
Oh, good heavens.
I'm good heavens.
It's a Thursday night at the men's bathhouse again and let me get my impact grenade.
I see the killed two PMC's grenades.
I'm going to carry this around.
Okay.
Mm-hmm. Good rapier. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you. Good sir. I
Think I think we're gonna go actually
It is this was that the stream separate Teddy use use act
Lasted or like Teddy
That's
Yeah, I don't like to use such heinous language, but there are situations that warranted this
being one of them.
This being one of them.
Teddy you sack?
No.
That's an amic good.
Teddy bitch.
Teddy bitch, Mr. John.
You understand that?
Yep.
Good.
wait oh I forgot about gimmick, wait a sec
hmm he's not in the channel yet
he's not in the channel yet, it has been actually exactly 15 minutes since he said he would be here in 15 minutes
true let's call him out
yeah honestly I see we started spreading rumors about him
misinformation monday, misinformation monday
All right, all right gimmick gimmick adopts animals from the adoption center and then just let them
Release the back again
into the wild
Miss information Monday. It's misinformation Monday. You heard it here first gimmick adopts
Animals and then lets them free as soon as he gets outside
Yeah, they deserve to be free. Oh
Give me my bush
Oh
I
Can't stand to see them in bondage. I released them into the wild the cats
Unfortunately the cats have been destroying the bird population, but it's not my problem
That is the birds problem that is the birds and the bird watches problem as I as my great
My father and his father said before him
That's right. Oh the birds
Fucked in birds. What's that?
I have not played Tarkov in a little bit now I was once I don't know word people used transcendent
Godlike the Peek-n-Pop King must ask with no middleman the mustache with no middleman I was
like a wandering spirit upon these lands. Unbeatable, undefeatable, but I might be a little rusty
today. Ah, don't worry about that, gimmick. What level are you, Mr. gimmick? What level
are you? Level 18. A soft and supple, respectable 18. Thank God we do not have to run into the
maps. Thank God that would have ruined all of it. It would have soiled it. Oh, well.
Hold on wait a second gimmick. What are you about to say to me? What are you?
You know, let's just say reserve in lighthouse. I'll sort of lost the way
Nobody goes to those two places anyways. Don't worry gimmick. Oh, thank god
John remember that quest you've been wanting to do on reserve that we tried to do on Thursday and then Friday and then Saturday
And then just now today, so we're gonna go ahead and postpone that to another day. Ah
Perfect
You make what is your name in the day? Ah, I am silly gimmick one word
Serious man. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness that what brings a smile to a gooper's face
You know, it's important to never lose that child like whimsy mr.
That's right.
And adding silly to the beginning of your name.
Hahahaha.
Oh, Mr. gimmick.
That, was I already a friend?
No, wait, no, I just knew a friend of yours.
I just wanted to.
I'm just remembering how to do the...
Oh, there it is.
Accepted.
My God, I'm so pretty.
Accepted.
Oh, my God, dude, these venues.
Even the sounds, the little sounds of the clicking and the clacking.
I opened one message from Peacekeeper.
Come on.
Thing.
Alright.
Mr. gimmick.
Hello, Mr. John.
Hello.
The train of tables have turned.
Have since we just talked about Tarkov.
That's true.
30 minutes going.
That's true.
Here I am.
Back again.
I am overcome with excitement.
Not overcome.
You're not overcome.
I'm just not enough calm to be over it you're not overcome what your name in game Mr. John
his name is the gupa troopa gupa troopa yeah the tha and then gupa troopa yeah we like
to spell words wrong here even though it's so similar to the words being spelled right
to let everyone know that we're cool. Like for instance, in this group if you want to
say if it just comes to your mind, if it's your mind, if you're looking at a scab and
you say what a goofy ass jet. No, we don't say that here. We say goofy ah.
Goofy, okay, writing that down.
Write that down.
Writing that down.
You want to change a couple letters to make it wrong for no reason.
Even though it doesn't lower the number of letters you have to type or say or make it
any more efficient, you just want, you just, you just change it for no reason, all right?
Well, the reason, the reason is to add just a little more sparkle into the world.
You know?
I wake up every morning and I look at myself in the mirror and I point right at myself,
look at myself right in the eyes and say,
give me a cow or you can add a little more sparkle in the world today.
And one easy way to do that is what you're talking about.
I'm totally on board.
Oh, my goodness, that is a good routine.
I wake up in the morning and put myself in the mirror and I practice every slower I know.
Oh, oh, really?
Now let us receive Saturdays only on Saturdays only on Saturdays a on only Saturdays
Are you just like getting it out of your system?
Or are you calling in flare up? Are you saying them to yourself in the mirror? Are you? Is this self deprecation?
It's it's no, it's not a sex thing Mr. Gimmick. It's not a sex thing
It's not a sex thing. Oh
It's just part of my routine if you break your routine everything else falls apart like if you go to the gym every day
You start going to the gym other parts of your life are gonna fall apart
Why you just don't go to the gym? That's right. He won't have a reason to break routine my way
Right take a shit get out of bed start my day
Everything's on a good schedule. Why please?
Questions her marriage
considers contacting a divorce attorney
Ask circuit if she wants to live with papa anymore, and then she starts her day. I
See mm-hmm. It's all about routine is all about routine and not breaking it. All right. Where do we go down?
Okay, here's what I remember it not not to derail this highly
honestly important
vital conversation
Last time I played Tarkov. I remember realizing that the main quest didn't give me XP
And so I stopped doing them all together. Ah
And I said a lot of bad things about Nikita
You know
With anything or what's going on
But I'm down for whatever I made I can go to all the max if for labs reserve and
and lighthouse well as i've always said
you can always insult the key to as long as you do not insult his hooker wife
that i would never do that exact i would literally not be big class a
because it
mhm all right
what are you have on your agenda gimmick if we can't do jobs question anymore
uh...
think what gimmick i wish you'd have a plan i was going to be okay
Yo, I'm starting to remember now.
The next thing I had to do was hand over,
which is, I remember thinking how creative this quest was.
I thought, wow, this is the creativity
that makes that successful.
It's hand over 20,000 USD.
Oh, that's such a great quest.
So I thought, wow, this is so cool.
You know what, let's,
so I don't know if I can even progress
on the main quest line before I do that,
or at least the map unlocked part.
You know what?
Let's get a little silly then.
No quest, quick scav red.
I'm in.
Oh my God, give a, you, you, look at him.
Oh my God.
It looks incredible, give a little incredible.
Holy shit.
Oh my God, Pino, look at the way I continue right now.
Look at my God, everyone in the map is dead with these.
We look at your guy, do we see?
Oh my, oh.
Incredible.
The meta, the meta.
The meta.
I
Wait hold on wait a minute
What are we doing again
They don't know oh, I do like making money. Yes. Yes. We'll get you a little bit cash
I really pay talk some people play for the PVP
Some people play for that gun modification the realistic gun mods
I play for the loot and I'm not ashamed to say it
I play I play because I hate myself that's right well that's I mean that's
given that's the requirement whatever it's called self self conservation
whatever that's right
Oh, Mr. Duck plays Mr. Tom Cruise, but we'll find one good man, good old man.
And Mr. Snowy, but we'll find one good man, good old man.
Thanks boys, thanks boys.
Congratulations, yes, quiet, congratulations.
Quiet, congratulations.
After watching Dylan, Dennis, and Russell,
I'm convinced he was conceived.
You're on a five-two.
That's where all the accidents happen.
Oh my God.
Yep. A very frivolous Zinger.
You're level 37.
Mr. Faddis.
Yeah, I'm a frivolous Zinger.
Oh! That rhymed!
I don't seem to like the shit, Zinger.
I don't know. I don't know where I am.
Oh, you're safe.
Is that what you got? No, it's not what you guys.
I'm still loading. It might take a while, because I haven't booted this game up.
Well, we don't know where you are.
I also haven't loaded in yet.
Oh my God.
So would you sign me the head and get registered?
Hello
Technology
Oh, is that you guys shooting?
We're shooting and tooting over here
shooting and shooting I've got the
metagun so you guys are pretty much safe
oh my oh they got it here goes my hero
walking in shits is bad
oh oh that's not the version this is me
this is me is that you is that you
kill him kill him kill him kill him for fun kill him for fun
What the hell?
Oh my goodness, giving me, I say, you look devilishly handsome today.
Celebration of Christmas.
You know what's honest? This probably is a Christmas scav.
And I haven't played since then, and so it just saved it.
It's definitely a Christmas map.
Wait, you're right, actually, you're right.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Let's go this way.
This way seems good.
I'm excited you've been gaming against the upstream a ton.
Boys, I went from level 1 trainers all the way to almost max.
What's going on over there?
Oh, the rush-looted bossal.
Is there a real person?
Sir!
Hello!
Sir!
Good sir!
He's aiming at me, he's aiming at me.
Is that a PMC?
Sir, are you in need of assistance?
It's a PMC, it's a PMC!
Sir, please stop right there!
Is that a PMC?
I don't think...
Hey!
Sir!
Sir, are you in need of assistance?
I need that, oh shit.
I need that PMC!
I have died, I have gone...
Oh shit!
I need my forefathers.
Oh
These big things
Yeah
This little fucker
This guy is level 15. No body armor. No helmet. I even need a resistance
Ooh, ooh, get him Jack! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Where's he? Where's he?
He's nearby that red box right by the fortress!
It- It- It-
AY!
Do you need assistance, sir?
Do you need...
assistance...
sir?
Do you need...
assistance?
stupid bitch don't worry boys I'm revenge I
revenge you everything is fine everything is fine it's a whale he's a
whale it's a big one he's a big one boys he's a big one
What's going on behind me?
What's on that?
I went back to the miserable.
Hello?
Who is that?
What's going on?
Hey!
You get out of here!
This is my little...
You get out of here!
Hey, uh, gimmick.
Yes?
Are you Pussy Master 3000 that added me?
Is that you?
Oh, that was Pussy Master 3000.
Uh, well...
That...
That right there is Pussy Master 3000!
No, that was that one guy from...
What the hell was that?
That guy just shot me!
What the hell was that? That guy just shot me!
Wait, another...
What?
I was scared! It was a plan! Scared me! Just shot me for no reason!
Oh my god...
I do go by Pussy Master 7000 in some places though.
Oh my goodness...
Only I'd win this.
Kind of like my nightlife theme.
Excellent race, gentlemen! Excellent race!
I'm going to call the scene here.
Because Pussy Master 7000...
Oh my goodness...
But not on Tarkov, no, not on Tarkov.
And it's more of a private, private game, huh?
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, of course, of course.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, oh my goodness.
I'm having such a good time.
Dude, that's great to hear.
That's so great to hear.
My total of four and a half minutes in RAID all night.
You mean, I want you to go to tasks at the top of your screen?
Yes, yes.
Click the store your side, you know what actually you know what?
Oh, you know what? What?
Frickin
Let us do you know what?
Frickin I don't give a freaking heck about the
You know what you don't want everybody grab an mp9 it's right now
everybody get an MP9 I have the exact location in which we will be going right
now in the exact activity in which we will be pursuing hmm and be died does it
does what about an MP7 don't you away yeah even suggest that can I find hey
you know if I can buy that right MP7 you know what because you are poor and
And ugly, I would permit you to have an FB7.
I didn't say I was poor.
Like we thought I was poor, guys.
Let's get in there.
All right.
All right, I've got loot.
Oh, yeah?
How much cash do you got?
How many dollars?
I got, I mean, only a 3.8k, but you should see the, the Russian nesting
Gala of loot I have in these backpacks in here.
I'm about to show you gimmick.
How many rubles you have?
3.8 mil. I'm about to show you gimmick how to get two million rubles in one
ring. No. Yes. Yes. But it is. But it is. You tease me. You tease me. You tease me.
I do not. I'm not teasing you, Mr. gimmick. I'm not teasing you. This is for
Scissor oh, this is the scissor
I'm not an RPK 16 because I can't buy
That that will work fine as well
Good good. There's honestly the gun specifically only needs to be fully auto for short range
That's the only real requirement
The real our requirement that you will there is strict is I need to hear each of you say
I need to hear your
Or is it more of a
No, you have no it has to be it has to be the first way it has to be the first
No gimmick we're gonna need a lot of we woods
I
Do you even want a we will it's feeling like you don't want I'm feeling like he doesn't want to we why I think you're right
I was doing it!
I was just screaming!
There we go, there we go!
Yes, scream for me, babe!
Scream for me, babe!
Humiliate it, I'm humiliating you!
Oh yes, come on!
Hold on, I'm almost done making my kit.
Just give me one short spell.
I'm almost done.
I can't figure out how the presets work.
I don't know...
know why I what I don't understand okay it's cuz I have two
disturbing keys in the priest god damn it I do what is going on
he still haven't fixed the preset I don't know how to even use it you know
I just crafted myself it is the preset
Okay, all right, and I just got an error
What a sweet treat what a sweet delight
What a sweet little treat a sweet little treat being
Back at Tarkov. This is all it's all coming back to me now. Yes. Yes
Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
Makes you a flashlight you got as well. You didn't your flashlight. Oh dude. I already got the bill. Don't you worry?
Flashlight all the way.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Are you ready to become rich beyond your wildest dreams,
Mr. Gary?
Wildest imagination.
Are you ready to be able to afford multiple yachts
and support yachts for your main yacht?
Wait, even more yachts than I already have?
Double, double then.
26 yachts?
26 yachts, 26 yachts.
Oh my god.
Let us proceed. Let us proceed. This will, this will get you yacht money. This will get you yacht money.
All you have to do is go whew whew whew. That's all you have to do.
I need to add Mr. Gimmick into my little loving instream.
Is he hiding his screens?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Oh. You're playing America's Arby Proving Grounds. Is that even a game? I've never heard that in my life.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Hmm.
Shade on your knees.
Rip people's that died.
Shade on your knees.
Oh, that is, you're such a way with words, Mr. Blake.
Yeah, a little bit of like.
You're such a way with words.
Peace with the German special.
you
It's a great PC, all right.
Yes, I've heard wonderful things about the 1060.
The 1060 is a gregulous. It is a gregulous.
It's a classic. It's a classic.
You can get people's open gentlemen.
I don't even remember.
Budget edition.
Budget edition. I've heard many great things.
It's fine. It's fine. Ignore that. Ignore that.
Ignore that. Ignore that.
Alright.
when I see when I give you the signal that's when you start like we will
we will into the back okay okay
Oh
Well peanuts fucking dead
What happened it went a lot better in my head
Dead
There's a bad man in the corner.
Wait, I gotta remember, how do I do that?
That's on semi-auto by whoopsies.
Are you dead?
I got him.
No.
I'll pull you up, I'll pull you up.
Kill those people, kill those people quickly.
Oh, they're all dead.
I'll loot everything, Mr. Kimmick, loot everything.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
Oh, wow.
Very high level.
Good, great.
What is this?
Look for the targoy coins.
We're on 30, talk on to you, Sirius!
Oh my God! Get the fuck out right now!
Never see that many kids! I'm right!
I'm joking! Get the fuck out! Right now!
That is $6 million! That is $6 million!
I'm not even gonna say that shit!
I got us. I got us, Joe.
I've never even seen that many! Oh my God!
We gotta go to Crasac.
Okay, perfect! We're going to go to Cranes.
We're gonna go to Cranes. Okay, wow!
Oh my God!
That's gonna be dangerous. Are you ready?
Yes. Oh my God, I've never found 30 before.
What?
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna be pissed at that guy.
Oh, yes.
They're coming.
My sweet chinchilla.
You're not gonna take the dark ones.
One down.
There's two more out there.
I killed one.
Just keep going.
Holy shit.
My ass is so puckered, dude.
I can bend this parking sign right in half.
Oh, my God.
action thousand truths
where to go
is it good to look to your right and left it's very dangerous we're going to our
left
good thing i have a pile of morphine
microjax microjax
get out of there microjax
okay back at the street
you go first just in case you die
Let him come down, let him come down, let him come down.
Let him come down.
You can do confidence.
Woo!
Are you cornered?
Yeah, I'm going through this window already.
No, no, you can't, you can't.
Is that tech? Is that tech?
Can you do that?
I don't know. I just feel like I would've known if you could.
Maybe you can.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying!
Go, go, go.
Ahh!
How much are turquoise in the market? Are they still 200,000?
Pogging.
Dodge one.
Dodge another.
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. That is $4.5 million right there. I'm not even joking.
Oh
I have to check I have to double-check I have to take it might even be more than that
It might even be more than that you make sure to split 50-50 with gimmick
How do I
Make sure to split evenly with the team right? Yeah. Did you wait did you get them? They were what they were they were at the
Dude, did you not get home? Did you not pick up?
What are you leaning?
Dude, I put him at the coin.
I said, no, dude, I'm pulling 50-50 because I'm a nice guy.
Oh, you're lying to me.
John, that's actually $6 million.
I just checked.
The price went up.
It's $6 million.
Dude.
Oh, you're giving me.
I'm rich.
John, John, John, I got to tell you exactly how to sell it.
Oh, you're fucking up.
It's not like usual.
Right click it, press Filter, and then press Add Offer.
Right click on the tar coin.
All right, type 189,999, and then before you click,
submit you uncheck list as pack
That's a chief. Are you fucking with me? Oh, I'm not fucking with you. I'm not fucking with you
Do you swear? I swear to God, you know, I don't mind what I swear to God swear to God
That's what you're supposed to do. Okay. Okay. I'm doing it right now. I don't check list is back
And you say you did 180 9999
I'm 189,999.
We know I should do 1,800 at 18,999.
So we already undercut you.
No way.
You do 188,999.
No way.
Someone undercut you.
You can do 188,998.
Oh, wait.
That's you.
Never mind.
That's you.
Check that cash, God
I'm gonna just bought one. That's it. What oh and all of them are done
Check that cash, God check that cash
Check that cash. Oh, we can't see it cuz your speed is in front of it. You dumb bitch
Oh, hi, John's fat head is a ton of gas a ton of gas
there it is look at that gentlemen six million dollars six million holy shit oh
my goodness that guy was a level 50 in there I shit on him let's receive this
receive only you picked up your house yeah I was kind of forgiving I'm not
gonna lie that I thought that entire mission's purpose was to get gimmick
money. No, it's okay. How much money do you have? I have 3.8 million. I'm not
getting nothing but skull fucked for two weeks. I don't even know what
Coins are okay. What is that?
legs oh
What did you just say?
What what is
What what is destitute me? What is that a destitute? It means I
destitution when you are oh
Say no more down on your luck say no more good sir. Say no more now. I understand
I am not destitute though. I am
Antidestitution as you should be
Mm-hmm. That guy that guy's desk is in half right now. Oh, that's 100%
I'm John. I have read that probably 40 times. I've never seen that many talk like that. I
did holy shit. Oh, I think I know where she got rich that was lucky
We're not going we're not going back there
I'd be dumb to do it again. Yeah, that'd be dumb to double our money in five minutes. Yeah
We're gonna go woods. Yeah, we're going woods guys
Every stream sniper listen up. We're going to warrants. I think we're going to warrants
That's definitely the call all the stream status. We're going to what we're going to once
God dude, I forgot. Oh, I do have the what the marquee
RPP KPM is that reserve?
I, I, what?
My gimmick, what level is it?
Was it stood for?
18, I think that's a reserve mark.
Which of course, some of us can't go to.
Not someone like you was to give him money's worth.
I could imagine.
No, no, no, I could go there if I wanted to.
I just don't.
Of course, of course, of course.
No desire at all.
Of course, of course.
He can't even sell tar coins yet.
No, he can't. You'd be on 15.
Nah.
Wait, are you right about that or am I right about that? Because I'm just guessing.
No, you're right about it. I'm guessing too.
Listen, I thought it was level locked.
If I get back into Tarkov, I can hop right back up.
I mean, 20, 30, 40, probably level 60, and give me a week, I'll be level 60.
Oh my goodness.
Mr. gimmick, do you know the story of Mr. Apple?
of mr. Apple seed Johnny Apple seed yet yeah I'm gonna join a proceed he's
true across the Potomac yeah that's George Washington yep yeah I thought
Johnny Apple see George Washington who's the first president back to Abraham
Lincoln oh don't know John Washington so on Washington
John Washington, Apple seed.
So you have to travel see it.
That's right.
I may be familiar.
Yeah, yeah.
So I said far and wide.
Yep.
To put the apples.
Exactly.
Now, let me let me paint a little picture here, Mr. Gimmick.
I was with my dear friend, Pina.
You can follow.
Hold on.
Let me stop you right there.
The associate the associate peanuts and she had the same mission as mr. Appleseed
But instead of apple trees, it was all of his fucking belongings and
Barter items for the btr driver spread across the map of woods for two days straight
Yes, great feet. I but all we did was fucking donate our loot for two days
I had a whole Red Cross food shipment in my backpack
Multitudes of time and then I would go and die to spread it all the way across
the lands of talk of that no one
May go hungry because gimmick you know there's a lot of people in the world that that don't have food
You know that breaks my heart. It's only a little funny, but I made sure that
everyone in Tarkov was well fed and I dropped my packs full of food across the
lands across the lands your heart it is you have an enormous heart not in like
an unhealthy medical emergency kind of way but in a metaphorical way peanut I've
always known that makes a lot they see about guys with large hearts death
made you 30 to 40 years old yeah usually short now let's ride
Oh
You guys ready for a great raid
I'm ready
Fantastic
Fantastic, oh and I loaded in
You like my kit this time let me see what do you think?
It looks like my kid. Oh
Exactly my kid from last
No, no, no, I picked this up off a totally is I built it myself stuff was in said
Each I looted each piece in a different location. Oh, of course
Of course it must be a lot of stuff in a bush though. You should get it back
Oh, thank God. I don't know dude. Stream Cypers may pick it up. Stream Cypers. Yeah, the stream cypers they do they might do that
So if it doesn't come back, I know I know who to blame
Not you it's the stream cypers
Woods is so fantastic
They really changed up the place since we last were here more developed
It's the industrial revolution happened
Where'd you guys go shoot you're going right in the air?
I'm I was at this guy's court behind us
They were playing b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys that were up to no good
Started making trouble in our neighborhood
Okay, why would I want to find you all right. Oh
my god
I
Keep I keep peeking, but he won't die. I got this I got this
What the hell is happening
I shot once but not all that ruckus. No, I saw what I saw more than one shot
Holy fuck.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
I think we lost John.
We should be in this spirit.
Got him!
Quickly, quickly, we're caged!
Just gotta do it right, careful.
John's spirit will guide us!
Take a left.
It's the wrong way.
John's spirit is still stupid.
Hey, the boss is here.
He was on the gunner
How would you even know that?
Because they just skull fucked me with it. Did you go the absolute wrong way?
They were in construction
At your level 37
Get ready for the signal get ready for the signal gimmick
I have no stamina at all.
Signal! Signal! Signal!
Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo!
Tart Bank, please! Tart Bank, please!
Tart Bank, please!
What the fuck?
You!
No, sir, sir, sir, sirs with the Tarkoids.
Two of them! Two of them! There are two of them with the Tarkoids.
What the fuck are you doing?
Stay back, Frank!
You on the stairs, right?
Yeah, on the stairs, yeah, Bobby, yeah, Bobby.
TARBAG, PLEASE TARBAG, PLEASE, HAND OVER THE STONE OF GUNS!
And I'm over here, EVIL!
HAND OVER THE STONE OF GUNS, HAND OVER THE STONE OF GUNS!
What do we do, Gibby? What do we do?
The vertical audio.
I'm clenched into somebody behind us.
Please don't be by us, don't be by us, we're good.
We got a grenade, we got a grenade, we got a grenade.
We will, we will, we will.
You will not get my Tarkov.
Hand over the Tarkov, you bastard.
Please, please.
We need money, we need money, please.
Please, please, we need money.
My mother, she's sick, mama's sick, mama's sick.
Mama's sick. Mama gimmick is sick. She needs dark wings. She needs money. She needs money
It's age. She's gonna do the magic Johnson method. She needs the pills
Well, where they go where they go? Oh, they're going out the other way
You liar!
My whole game out, Tab.
I don't know what I possibly pressed too well.
Probably out, Tab, or some combination of those two.
Ah, well, it was a good practically draw.
We'll let those guys off for the little warning.
We'll land a mile for the little warning this time
I'm not sure how that guy's not dead I
Guys it wasn't just me or did I hit face shots perfectly like six times in a row?
Maybe it was the heat of battle, but how'd it go?
Did you see that? I feel like I shot him like six times in the face. I
Hit him a few times and then my game all tabbed
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's a BST is bud. Well, unless he's got titanium cheek armor
I'm not talking about the fun side that guy should be six feet under
Get away to wooden box. Oh
Let me tell you I am I for one. Can I be can I be honest? I'm distraught. I
I am disgruntled. I am just I'm severely disgruntled. I hit him in the ice. I I
Put it in that gentleman's mouth
six times and he was not dead
I swung on that guy and my shoulder swaps at the wrong time and then I
Unaidia it was it was a little rough. It could use a little adjustment, but surely
next time will be totally different you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna I
level up all my trainers almost a max I'm gonna see if I get PPP and APM out
because if I have PPP and AP and it can actually go through level four helmets
this this war will change greatly I cannot buy PPP but I can buy AP
252 oh that is fantastic to hear oh that is so gracious oh that's gracious you
know what guys are gimmick are you live no no I died I died no no live on
twitch yeah I'm live on twitch dot TV I've heard that platform before I was
thinking about becoming a streamer do you think you think I have the muscle
Oh, I think you might have what it takes to get invited to play with a few and you know a few modifications
What like what kind of modifications?
light modifications, I don't know
Maybe you know you're a little you're a serious guy. You got a little loosen up a little bit
I mean honestly if you'd lighten up just a little I think I think you might have a chance
Oh, all right peanut as you're as your close acquaintance you could say
Yeah, I don't think you got what it takes to become a streamer
you're kind of a pussy I just got to shoot you straight I just got to shoot
you
I
Keep seeing like YouTube shorts of other people playing and it's on a map. I've never seen and I think
It's core in the long way, of course. Yeah, of course. I'm practicing a secret uncle time
I've got fun dictates my uncle horse car
I thought I'd find a massive meat.
I thought it makes me walk with a limp for the next two days.
Let us proceed.
Everybody make sure you have a mustache on as well.
We're not true policemen.
Oh, I gotta buy one.
Without a mustache.
Oh shit, my dailies.
Oh my god, I'm so...
Hey gimmick, I've seen your mustache in real life.
Is that part in the middle?
that is that a stylistic choice sir or oh to me you are beautiful to me
quite normal people that don't have this are are using like there's been a
30 minutes every morning to hide it yeah, yeah, they're probably using the
Black spray paint thing that the guys do yeah the barber youtubers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to get the edges
Yeah, just to edge
figuratively
Edging to their barber
How's the flea market work?
Actually pretty affordable
My brother's bald ha beautiful so all my bald homies get love. Yeah, of course of course
Pussy, you can drop me, you can dress up as a pool ball for Halloween.
Poo.
APS, why don't I let you know to keep it up?
You're awesome.
I'm a veteran with PTSD and something about this finally healthy man.
Some of the symptoms that are otherwise overwhelming, much love.
Thank you for your service, Mr. Dendy Plus.
You're good man Mr. Deadly I want you to know that I want you to never forget that Mr. Deadly I want you to never forget that
You're good man Mr. Deadly
I fuck you
Oh Mr. Foxy Nightmare we'll find some way good man good ah man
Hey Mr. DX we'll find some way good man good ah man
Thank you, my boy
Back to make one more change do you watch you have C2 50s in the what the White House? No, I didn't watch I didn't watch that
No, no, but I I I guess 50% of the winners. I guess 50% of the winners. I was 50%
Correcting my predictions
So it was lame it was lame
Was it lame?
It wasn't cool. Dude, it was so good. I haven't really heard much from it, but I heard it
was cool. It was jumpersfuck. It was lamersfuck. Oh, my goodness.
Dwellity of man. Dwellity of man. All I heard is that people got knocked out like super
early every time they were just people just the hammer each other you know on
side yeah was it oh it's just k off the k off the KO oh oh you type KO not kill
on site oh yeah that's right that's why I heard people were just going now I don't
know I don't really want you to see so I don't know if that's like a good thing
like over and over again I would assume it's really cool to see but I mean if
everybody gets knocked out the first run it probably was a soda event that it
was supposed to be I don't know how that shit works
you got like a seven million key off see yeah I was playing with hideouts on
Sunday I killed kill I got the dorms 314 marky seven million dollars
Oh, it's just no time to discuss that's all right
Fuck you you have no arms you have no legs
I'm sending it my happy birthday
Fuck you, you can try again next year
All right boys lock in
So we can see your shit.
Locked.
Call me a war rock.
War rock. Never locked in 94 war.
Oh shit, has anybody said that before?
I don't need your light.
Put that on a T-shirt, put that on a T-shirt.
Call me a war rock because I'm locked and ready for war.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I gots a little long but...
Oh my goodness.
Make a jet font size small also.
Call me a fart magician.
Here's apple form.
Fuck magic
Yeah, make it I know you just need your merch drop, but can they could they add a few we got it would see we got that
Oh my god, I already I
Turn that into a tick tock while we're loading into the raid
Guys we need to go the long route over here you get shot by the
the um i can i can't
the thing that does happen the thing that she oh no
did you get shock no i'm just i i got tired in the middle of the street
john sorry about it jen let's go back for a bit no let's just let's just take it slow
we have a couple things for the for the safe container real quick here a couple safe container
right. I'm going to grab this jar of pickles. If you don't mind. Oh, it's a static jar of
pickles. I'm not going to grab. I need you to go into the bank right now and avenge
me. Oh, you guys do it. No, I died. I died. I was always sponsored. I died to the grenade
launcher behind us. Where'd you go? Well, John, why does this guy have a shotgun? They're
probably she's stupid I heard somebody coming in behind us
okay well you did the grenade launcher so your way wasn't safe I was saying
even the long ways a little dangerous what do we know we got the long way
solidarity yes all right after you have an a yep you're going solid
This thing what does that? Oh?
Where did it?
This doesn't seem too solidarity. That seems safe
Where's that?
There's us on the big screen
That was bold and I respected that was bold and I respected
Fortune favors the born. Where'd you go? And across the street across the street. John is constantly lost. I'm telling you, John, we have done what we just went there five minutes ago.
I don't hear you.
the bird sounds very realistic you go wrong way down your first you have a
key do you have a key I don't do we need one of those no you don't need the keys
you to kill the people with the gear no you don't need the keys you to kill the
people with the gear. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, poor peanut. I wish he was here with us. I'm here with you in spirit.
Come in. Health. Health inspectors. Health inspectors. Hello. Health inspector.
Hello. Health inspector. Yes, we are here to inspect you.
Hopefully
Jod's not a good shot man grenade launch. I'm pretty sure
It's doing a little recreational kick. Yep. I'm gonna grab this. They don't want really come
So we just wait for somebody to come. We're thinking we just get out of here
Go get mr. Peanut back in I have an idea. Yeah, we can do that try killing yourselves. I have an idea
Try killing yourselves. Oh
On three
Let's hold on let's think about this. I might be serious on three
Oh my god, we're right next to the extract. Oh, it's probably quicker honestly. It's quicker to extract
Just quicker to follow me
It's quicker to follow me
Oh
John
Is there someone here?
That was my good leg what dude who did it? I hear him. I hear him outside healing
That's me
I'm leaving you behind John leaving you behind
I'll just come back here
This way actually I went the wrong way
I'm fucking crazy, I'm fucking crazy, kill that motherfucker, I'm fucking crazy, I'm fucking
We're gonna get you a bunch of rabbits. Okay, we're gonna get you a bunch of rabbits, and you're gonna be able to tend the rabbits, okay?
You're gonna be able to tend the rabbits, okay?
It's quicker to just follow me honestly.
You're gonna do so good.
Let him go. You're gonna do so good with all the rabbits.
No, I mean, we're literally ten seconds away.
Seconds away. Okay. Take him to the rabbit's John. Ten long seconds. It's like
Take him to the rabbit's John. I want you so bad. I don't I don't do it John. The demons you're here.
He wants to be with the rabbits. Take him to the rabbit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I
Should have murdered you as you go guys as everything goes
Is his gimmicks with the rabbits?
His gimmick with the rabbits?
Who are you attending?
Is he tending the rabbits?
Oh my god, that guy's full of shit!
He's pussing, he's pussing!
That guy is literally full of shit!
He's coming.
Oh yeah.
My shit is less full of shit than that. How much that guy's full of shit?
Yeah
What he said and don't make him tell you what that does don't make him repeat himself don't make him
God
Speaking down for a skibik what happened that guy
Free fire right onto my face. I was oh, I was dead quiet. Oh
Inic if you let me shoot you in the back of the head this one of that's true
No, that's not true that what that what he said was true if you let him kill you
Then that then none of the other stuff would have ever happened. That is true. That's true
like what I would have been different though like it would have been just more gentle I probably
would have been screaming about shit that's true no it's true I would have just been more peaceful
that's true yeah now you want going to see the rabbit now you're going to hell oh you're going
to hell hell there are no rabbits in hell like can I go to purgatory like just to see if I get
Do not collect go or don't collect the go just like John said if you collect even one go
You are going to double purgatory no goes straight through Jeff
I
Said we change it on dry that same thing
Wait a second. What if we do the exact listening thing again?
interesting idea just a thought I've been spending this for weeks
interesting idea I'm losing a tremendous amount of money
who's calling that who's calling that shit who's calling what said is it stay
I'm fancy bitch. I'm fancy as fuck, bitch
I've got my suit and tie on you know that yeah
I'm a go suck a bunch of guys what new thing
I'm just singing songs
Pena can you either confirm or deny that you use John's eyes and mouth for little pee the likeness is striking
Yeah, it looks like they both got
the same drumtackin, that made them
boom, boochin' catchin, boochin' catchin, boochin' catchin, boochin' catchin
It's our child
That's true, it's our child
Congratulations guys
Thank you
Does he need a cigarette? I haven't talked to Lil Pea in a little bit, let me go home
I left Lil Pea with a 12 pack of Baobrow Rage, we're good
At the fire station, at the fire station, at the fire station
As one does, as one does
As you do like you do you're a little behind on the child support checks
Throw that out there. There will be none. There will be none
There will be none. I am
Saving all the child support checks to make a mini golf course in my backyard
What is right
new ports and a cores gimmick if you are not in here with me by the balls and
shaft and rip it what I'm just just a little guy okay right I'm here how fun
I'm ready.
Oh, yo, yo, you're bald.
Oh, no.
We're gonna have to get a hat for you.
We're gonna have to find a hat for you.
Oh.
Hmm.
When does the race start?
there's wait there's there was UFC yesterday and your agent what I am who I
am gimmick is bald and Asian I am who I am you can't do both you can't do both
gimmick why do you have a 30-round magazine in your gun followed by three
30-round magazines in your backpack all full followed by a stack of 30 rounds of
followed by a stack of 50 rounds of ammo,
followed by another stack of 19 rounds of ammo,
followed by a final stack of 55 more rounds of ammo.
How many people are we killing this raid?
Who are we fighting this raid?
Are we fighting a whole country?
Ah, it's the new boss event.
Where every boss from every map comes onto the scene.
Where is he running it twice?
And then what's he do when he goes through the first half?
Yeah, yes.
And what does he do then with the rest?
Let me tell you, Mr. gimmick, I applaud you.
At least you're prepared.
Repairing this is next to godliness, have you heard that?
I think.
I don't know.
Oh, sorry.
I zoned out for a little bit.
As you can.
I can't.
It's just an offer I was considering.
What kind of offer were you considering?
It's just... ah, it's nothing. It's nothing.
It's just like, I think there's some new drop mechanics in the game I'm hearing about.
Oh, explain to me later, let's ride!
What am I looking at here right here chief me yeah, who's got assist you roast me
Yeah, dude gimmick you're good
That is not me! That is not me!
I found the gun from my scab
This is incredible
That is not me!
Follow me boy, follow me gang!
Recently, Hunter on 1896
What?
How did you call it 1896, what happened in 1896?
what was it the civil war you don't want to go
and speak about things by the way one of you who fuckers is going in front of me
It's time. I'm not taking the front of those active live rapid-fire grenades
God you're so
You show brave guy
No, I don't think so. I wouldn't know if we were getting shot at
That's a new ambient sound. Yeah, it's like birds. Yep, I would stop
This guy obviously fucking sucks
John damn it. There's all three we're all gonna run. He can't get us all
Oh
We're going all the long way long way
Defending them
Oh, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, guys.
There's a huge BMC on me today.
Huge BMC, I'm not even joking.
Huge BMC.
Oh, shit.
I'm taking that.
Oh!
What are you?
Where are you?
I'm at the tank in the middle of the road.
He's over by the store that we go to the building with.
I've been legged.
Stay back, demon!
Stay back!
Oh my God, he's giving more heads, don't close!
He's getting closer, he's getting closer, somebody help!
Help!
I'm running, I'm running!
I'm dead.
Give me a quick, give me a quick.
He's getting closer, he's running on the side, he's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing,
he's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing, he's pushing!
Don't let him kill you!
Stay back David stay back. Oh, I got him. Oh, there's another one. Oh
Listen peanut
You're on a hot place, you're on a hot place!
Yes!
Starboard!
Yes!
Not again!
Starboard, yes!
Excelep-ry, gentlemen, excelep-ry!
Ah, it was a misfire, there was a guy right behind you, Peanut.
Cause you were w- if you weren't wiggling, it wouldn't get easy.
It would have been quick.
I was doing it in my shoulder.
You leaned right into it.
I am disgruntled.
I am disgusted.
I am distrusted.
Disgruntled, Justin.
StarForge is working against me.
That is the second time he has done that.
That is the second time.
Second time.
You let that demon promise you a 59, Mr. gimmick, huh?
Hmm, then it promised you at the cost of my life
Very smart choice very smart choice. No, not very much like very much like no
Your dad and he's getting a 59 me just second oh
Oh
No
I I feel horrible about it. Both of you go to hell. Both of you can go to hell
I'll three of you all three of you. I feel
So bad
You should feel
I don't even I don't even kill peanut for any money. I'm not even I'm not even here
I'm not even gonna get the loot here. I'm just gonna get out of here. You know, oh, thank you so much
Just it's gonna be what do we make the check out to it?
It's like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, that makes it better.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you so much, Gimmick.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what?
That was my last level four armor I was able to purchase,
except for this number for under that I just found.
Well, I am going to try to get your stuff out.
But that's not yet too excited of, OK?
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's not a problem.
Thank you.
Honestly, it's my pleasure.
Oh.
He's a good guy.
The pleasure is all mine.
He's a good guy.
If you tell you something, let me tell you something.
When you are at your highest moment.
Well, all right.
When you feel as if nothing in the world can go wrong,
everything in your entire life has perfectly aligned.
No.
I will be there.
The hell?
I will be there to rip you out of your head.
You're going to cry on?
No, not a shoulder to cry on.
Oh, a peanut shoulder to cry on?
I will be there to rip it away from you.
To steal the light from your eyes.
Oh, just remember that.
Remember this moment.
The 5090 actually has new technology.
They have a little fiber cloth on there
I could wipe my tears with.
Fuck yourself to hell.
Oh, I got two kills.
Oh, congratulations.
Make it three and turn that gun around.
I'm dead.
I died.
I'm dead because I didn't be facing you.
Then you'd be shooting yourself.
One moment.
Let me get a couple of goodies for our next picture.
It was, listen.
It was a moral quandary.
I feel a quandary moral.
Oh.
We'd die.
but it would like one round all over your world
please like one
one hundred and one hundred
one hundred and one hundred is more like one hundred is moral all the sound of
the new fifty ninety purring in my machine
just reminds me of bird your machine friend
you know like all the fucking piss in your computer right when it comes in
this year now
the
all
all wait
that's not a bonus
as retribution
uh... that is
Do not enjoy it. That's an order 240 FPS me pissing in your mouth, buddy. Yeah
And let me get a whole new entire kid on one second guys
That's what was stolen from me. Ah, well
This is talk of it's easy to do a little misfire here and there. Let's not do it. It's not quite fingers
I need to talk to them.
And that's the last one.
That's the last one.
Mmm, I have 1,000 in me.
What a fruitful day it's been.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
I'm very happy for you.
I really, I, I hope you definitely, I hope definitely that SuperBand
thing definitely don't happen to you.
That would be horrible.
Dude, I would hate if you got AIDS.
Oh my God.
No.
Don't.
Get eggs under any circumstances.
No, do not get eggs and die.
Do not do that.
I thank you guys for saying that.
Of course.
We would hate for that to happen.
Guys, we would not hate for that to happen.
Oh my goodness.
I would, oh my God.
I would be remiss.
I would be beside myself.
I would be beside myself if that happened.
Oh my goodness.
I would say oh no gimmick you have no idea how much that means to kind of age oh
That and then and then I'd shut it to you
Right down my leg a white day. I'm dumb
Would you guys have come to the funeral right? Maybe sing a song?
Of course probably just translation issue. No, yeah
Yeah, we're sorry
We're getting social not a sorry dude, sorry
We're coming on your funeral for the Kremlin
Well, it's my way I have a question is the Kremlin real or is that from Call of Duty?
Even though the fuck you're talking about
Like what you call it?
in Russia
Is Kremlin
Kremlin is real. Hey, all right, so it's real base. Do I have it right there that it's basically just the White House, but in Russia?
I mean, I mean, I pretty sure yeah, I don't think it's exact, but yeah
Krampus no, I don't practice Eve's skills kids souls. Yeah, the Krampus lives in the Kremlin with and also it's a two-purpose
purpose. Crampus and Putin live in the Kremlin. Yeah. Oh my god. And there was some investigative
journalism that implies they might live in the same room. Lovers. Crampus and Pernum
Lovers. It's a sexual relationship but there's a lot of sign. Oh my goodness Chris. Oh my
goodness. Good for them. Good for them. Men of taste. Men of taste. Men of taste. Men of
proceed I love that is where you can that's what I say that's what I say we
found love in a hopeless place the crimson crimson the crimson I'm ready
to rip rumble and tumble I can't wait to get the woods so many kills dude
woods is I love this map of woods you're about to go woods it's gonna be a really
a good time because there's a lot of trees there in a guy added you to my loading in
screen the loading in screen oh you have like a
I have to eat it my son and I spent the last three days trying to find a little
I think we got really lucky finding actually, you know what?
I think we're gonna be cool against Dan for a second guys. I saw a tiktok where we found you know how we found a little pee while we were playing fortnight I
Don't know a ton about fortnight, but in the tiktok they accuse my teammate clicks of dropping
Little pee for us and I said remember I remember we were playing for nice and hated you drop this
He says no, I didn't drop this. I said you sure you didn't drop this and he goes. No, I did not drop this
I swear. But then the people of the TikTok, they said that when you look at it, it was
level three. Now I don't know a ton about Fortnite. Can it be level three on the ground?
Is it allowed to be level three on the ground or is that only after someone picks it up
going to be level three? Well, that son of a bitch. That son of a... I told him I wanted
to fight organically. I knew it was more rare than that. That son of a bitch. That son of
The well looks that we actually never found a repeat. We never found a repeat. He has destroyed my hopes and dreams
He has destroyed everything I love that's what clicks is done. That's what clicks is done. I live in turn the hooligans back up
Yeah, I knew it. I had a hunch
This is a liar see there boss beloved
I won. Fuck yourself, Starfwands. Starfwands, stop promising my friends 50 90s to kill
me, you stupid bitch. Cuz they do it. Cuz they do it. And it works. And I don't like
I would do it again word sweet. Thanks for letting me know perfect. Thank you. Oh, oh, thank you so much
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much
Russia no Russian attack
Little piece adopted on on on on
All right, boys, I was waiting for a moment.
How are you?
What's going on?
Your bad names.
Oh.
Oh, well, gimmick just shot me for money, so, you know, it's nothing new.
Nothing new here.
Are you sure you don't want to expand on that gimmick?
What if I just paint and just massacre a whole village?
Okay, well, let's talk.
Here's five dollars.
Go napalm some random country.
Five dollars.
since that seems to be a thing gimmick that seems to be a thing since that
seems to be what you like to do you're a little criminal you're a war criminal
and you and you wish it had been it broke my heart Pina you couldn't I can't
even explain oh broke my heart to have to do that to be forced to do that was
was one of the lowest moments of my life.
Oh, this is the time to discuss about the lowest moment of your life.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let's ride!
still loading in look look John's it's got way for John might as well be productive
My god, yep. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're dead. We're done. It's that spawn. It's that spawn
We gotta go we gotta go
She'll kill that guy just run past him. I think we kill if we kill
Should we have a long-awaited weapon
That's where they blacked my arm from
We're in the
They're scared of me
We just go with you
We're too fast you won't see us
We're like lightning
Like a shadow in the night
Level 18 legs
My little button drop
Level 18 legs
There's no time to rest
There's no time to rest!
There's no time to rest! There's no time!
Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, I need to fix my arm.
Man, it's fine.
Yeah, you need that arm. You need that arm.
Arms are irrelevant.
Superfluous. Superfluous.
Superfluous.
Look, we're trying to run back.
Stay far away from that gunner.
Okay.
She's quite hasty. Heasty with his bombs.
Two gimmicks for a fifty-nine beer.
Oh god, you wouldn't do that, that would be unethical.
I would do it for free.
Shoot gimmick and, John for no reason, wait a second, hold on, I have a deal on my team
as well.
Hold on, I gotta lock myself in this room real quick.
Oh my god, they're right here, they're right here.
Oh my god, oh my god
Hey, bitch boy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you live if you're going out the doors to the left I can't imagine
My computer
I'm gonna fuck my computer fuck you fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you before they shot John
Oh
Excellent, Ray!
Well, since I can't deny anything, though, it was the PREVIOUSLY saying something, it had my mind into tizzy!
And I didn't know who it was, so I didn't know who I was!
Oh. I lost myself.
Well, what if...
I almost fucked my computer. I'm not gonna lie.
These are getting expensive. Now, a little fact that...
Yes?
A little fact that guy used to do was...
How do you guys feel about the Ketter?
Running it back?
We're already using mp9's gimmick. We can't go much lower
Well, I can't even to buy an MP9 so I'm gonna listen
I know tasteful Ketter if I can't remember. Okay. I'm gonna use an MP9 again. Oh
perfect
I don't know why this guy list is MP9 on the market for significantly higher
than a normal mp9 simply because it has a fucking 24x scope on it instead of just taking the 24x scope off
selling it and then selling the mp9 at a reasonable price it seems like how would he hit big
huh well i think i'm about to save money i am i just sold
he's an idiot because an idiot oh i muted myself on accident whoops
i don't know if you think very important was said but i missed it
Oh
Listen this Ketter
It's gonna shock and surprise you
Hey guys next time when you die, can you guys be louder and say more things?
Yes, thank God it would be my pleasure. I
Wasn't it wasn't loud enough. I work a bastard of in a loud busy environment
I need you guys as soon as you died. You just are yelling
Okay
Screaming at the double your lungs. All right. I would John. I want you to talk about fucking your computer even louder
Then you were already doing it. I was fucking it dude. Can you do that for me soldier? I was up on my desk thrust in that thing
I appreciate the bit of a thing
Yeah, well
Who's that the last laugh I fucked my computer?
Take that
Exactly what you think
it's me take that which moderators you were the ones fucking my computer yeah
ha who got lucky with my usb port yeah who got lucky with the lovely lady of
the night miss cpu what you guys miss graphics god it's 2026 all right it's a
New world
We can lose something something something something going
You know I'm not playing this game with four players and you would say oh, yeah, we are already shooting each other
That would be there be anarchy
Anarchy chaos
As it would be cool if I could survive literally one raid I don't think I've survived a single
raid that I've been streaming for two hours.
I've survived one raid 6.5 million dollars, remember that time?
I'm about to give you 6.5 inches of dick in your butt if I don't survive one this time.
I'm a sausage to the end of it, tape it up, but it would be the same experience for you.
It'd be the same three tries to get that amount of length
Yeah, they're throwing you guys you my what am I bugging you're right there. Yeah, you're throwing you're throwing the matches I
Cannot believe you I cannot believe you
So much as if you're trying to play for fun or something instead of winning
Get that off the court
Get that off the court immediately.
Hey!
What?
Well, hey, did you have to do it?
Oh, hey!
Are we actually playing mech at Chameleon tonight or chat trolling me?
We were thinking about playing it at the end of the night, yeah.
Okay.
I just wanted to know if I need to come back and play it, so.
Oh, shit.
I mean, we are...
It'd be hard to interrupt right now because we're on, like, a wind street.
I hate her.
We're on a heater.
Bang it. Let me tell you let me tell you don't want to stop us. We haven't got we haven't even died one time
How much money have you made?
10 million I've made 6.5 million and I'm not kidding
I made 10 million dollars
Did you guys you do something very impressive yesterday? I used to do something very impressive look at my traders
I grind it all day yesterday and got them all the max almost
Papers only point seven off and ragman is only point nine off
Yeah, they were all basically level one. I got a basically from level one. I think they were mostly level one and all the way to Max. It was cool.
That's actually insane. I have not seen you do something like that in a while.
you changed I do how I do
and just what the bug you guys I miss you all Jimzy
and just how the bug you mean I miss you all Jimzy
let's ride
yeah nice I remember I remember she would never talk about fucking my mom
she would she always said that
I
Mm-hmm. You might as well just tell her to smile more. My gosh. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. She's pregnant
You know the chat believes
First it's
Then she's a stream cipher now. She's pregnant. Do you know the
You know what's the annoyance of shit I have to hear in this game?
And she hates over people!
I'm out of the fourth one!
And she hates over people!
Is she a cheating stream sniper?
No my God.
A pregnant, elated, cheating stream sniper?
I can't believe this!
It's going to head in!
Because these fucking dumbasses don't have IQ above 10.
So they can't even realize that you're large as fucking!
Those are bogulators you're talking about!
Yeah, exactly they match your IQ.
Don't you be like that!
They're smart guys! We are smart guys here!
Tell her! Tell her! Tell her! We are smart guys!
She's changed and the first two are true. The first two are true. She does cheat and she does tricks like that.
And she hates all those people.
Oh my god.
He got this right, idiot.
I'm writing this all down in my journal.
Oh my god. I'm ready to get my diary.
Dude, dude, dude, you got my gift. One of them.
This is a list of boys I like.
Oh, I haven't opened it yet.
Hello talk did you wait did you guys oh wait oh John you're the guy
But you're the one sitting at the game. You're the one sitting at the game
I was about to ask you if you got the game. No, she got it. She got it. Oh shit, but I haven't opened it yet
I literally just let it in the mail. It's a golden PSA Ted Tarzan. Yeah. Yeah, I
I believe that yeah, okay. Are you live right now? No, I got off to go take a nap for a little bit before you guys play
Delta until your face is numb all hail the bucket is WP
The game or dump of the airline, you know, you should have
Will go on a missful
Sponsor oh that okay, you're not sponsored anymore. You can tell the truth, but that game actually look kind of sick
Honestly genuinely, I I've been sponsored by them a pretty good amount of times, but I actually really like that game
I think it's gonna be really good. Yeah, I was I was I was lurking when mr. Hutch and summit and landmark were planned and
And I it's it's kind of it seems like what's it called dark and darker third person mixed with Eldenry
Yeah, but it's a hundred times better than dark and darker dark and dark trash. The movement dark and darker is what did it for me
I just felt like I was watching this. That sounds cool. I agree. I know. It actually looked cool. It's super slow
Actually, I think Peanut would kind of enjoy the game. Yeah, I saw it for like two minutes
I was like, oh, this isn't the game for me because you guys are like I think you guys are even like a traitor spot or something
But that the way you just got that's uncool
Yes, it's a soul's extraction game. Oh
and there's PVP
Vee so
Yeah, exactly. I was just playing with summit and close the
Yeah, vice president
I don't even have the game open and I freaked out what PTSD from Tarkov no
Gigi was infallusioned I lose my first day back on Tarkov in like six months
Thursday back to grizzly these fellas paid on my downfall these fellas paid on my downfall, but then I stood tall
So these loyal fellas how to ball?
Mm-hmm, that's what we're doing right now. That's why Robin this bank my loyal fellas can ball
Run
I
Said to ride peanut in my backyard, and I don't eat peanuts
So I feel like someone found out where I live and they're throwing peanuts in my back yard
And we live you know who they are I have no idea they were just a single peanut like in my backyard just in the middle
You know captain our ducky peanut. Yeah, I do captain our ducky
So his duo came into my chat said hey, I slept in the bunk next to you at bootcamp
And I saw him and he and he did and that's a duo and super small world scary stuff. Whoa
I thought you caught him a slut there by the way
Oh
man work out did you eat the peanut a bird had already gotten to it what is my
people I'm so sorry I'm so sorry but it was all of them hole it was gruesome
it was gruesome I don't think it'd be wise to eat food that people throw over
your fence that you don't know worst case scenario is loaded with fed best case
scenario with loaded with it guys lock it with the doors already open lock
in season lock it on hold allow me to go first okay
interactive
at
There's no turquoise!
We should just move into the room.
We can loot that safe.
There's a lot of money.
I think we can push around like a tube slug.
Oh, God!
What, what?
Somebody just got hotdog outside.
Oh, there's only three turquoise!
Hot dogs!
How does John get 30 and I get 3?
Yeah, Gen. G, I got...
Right when you said I didn't ask you and I cried.
I found 30 in one row, Gen. G.
Oh my God.
We only got 3!
We got scared!
You're gone, dude!
I should be here and camp somebody.
Wait, did someone of us fall back?
Because I'm here in doors open.
No, no, it's only us.
It's just right here.
Go on, go on, go on, go on.
I do, I do exactly where to go.
Who shut me in the door because it worked?
We wait right here, and do nothing.
What?
Did you guys trap me?
Oh shit, hello.
Does she use the plan?
Jiji is being rude to this handsome fella.
That's so not cool.
have John verbally assault the next person that comes. Yes, yes, no promises I won't get
done on this platform, but I'll do it.
I was drinking water. Here's the plan. We have John verbally assault the next person
that comes. Make him think that John is the only person up here. When John dies, he will run up to
loot him. Wait, does that have to be a part? Yes. Okay. Then we will spring into action. Yes. Oh,
perfect. Hold on, I'm assessing. Hi IQ. IQ? Okay. Who's your doubts? I don't see any flaws. I don't
I don't see any flaws.
I paid a fucking plan.
It's the perfect plan.
He's alone!
Oh, there actually is somebody.
Oh my god!
Oh, my god!
My god!
Rebeza, Rebeza.
Bottom left.
Come a bitch, come a bitch.
Bitch.
Calm fat, calm fat and ugly.
Fat?
Tell me sticky, tell me sticky and ugly.
Tell me sticky, tell me sticky.
Sticky and sticky.
JINJI BANGES MOM!
Sticky and sticky.
John.
Tell him, I'm telling him JINJI BANGES MOM.
John.
Oh, what?
Jainus.
Huh?
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Jainus.
Tell him, tell him.
Tell him.
He wants you.
That was his first attempt.
Good coms. Good coms.
Tom, the ha!
Ha!
Oh, my God!
Ha!
You're morbidly obese.
You're like a sheep.
You're old.
She's like hypnotizing. I lost myself for a moment.
Pretty good with that.
Oh, it's this! It's this!
Oh!
I got him! I got him!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, there's gonna be more.
Oh my god.
Was that a person or a staff?
It was a person.
Hey, there's a guy!
Oh my goodness!
Was this the guy?
No, he would have had to go his way around.
This had to be the guy!
He's got a little five plates in his bad boy.
Damn, I'm gonna take that cheese.
I'll be taking that boy.
I'll be taking that.
Just remember where it came from.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, remember two raids ago when you shot me in the face for monetary value and then died on the way out with all my stuff?
No, no, no, no, no. You'll forget that.
Oh, of course.
Because of the new loot that you required.
Drop gimmick the three coins be are you sure I should I should give it to the guy that killed me for monetary
Value and then die with all my stuff or should I give it to the guy that got 30 in one raid?
Which one guys which one which one should I give it to there's so many choices
You know what why don't you keep it for yourself, mr.
Yeah, and we'll never speak of this again. Oh my oh
Are you sure I will never speak?
Oh, not for three coins, not for three coins.
It solves half of it. Now let us proceed.
Let us make our leave, gentlemen. We no longer
need to be here in this fruitless place. We have enjoyed the succulents of its
wealth. We have. We have won the day
yet again. We have claimed victory over this land.
No one can take it from that.
Oh my god!
Oh, thank goodness.
Gentlemen, almost got the best of me.
Oh, give me the legs.
I'm gonna come to the collapse room.
You're gonna get advantageous legs.
Pregnant's legs are actually very strong, proportioned to the body.
Wait, let's shoot his legs?
I'm not very human.
No, not for- no, I will shoot not for you.
No way.
Ex-li-pre-inter-ex-t-re!
I lit him up.
What do you think about doing a trio appearance on the Hawk 2 podcast?
talk to a man also side note are you guys dead yes what's wait there's a guy
in construction I lit him up but where are you we got good luck dad are you
dead oh my god good luck with that you are dead no I'm not extracted I am dead
oh my god good luck I wish you mini bussings I wish you that's a 5090 helping
you now bitch
I haven't got it yet
dude I was a little in second where actually I left X to go shoot him in
the legs and I'd read Darkoins and stuff months, but it's honest work. It's honest work, gentlemen,
it's honest work. I just peppered them a little. Guys, I am wondering who in their right mind,
like I get buying Darkoins because of the hype, it's new. We are like five days into this and
And there are so many in circulation, yet people are buying them so much that they are still 200,000.
Who is buying these?
Who?
I mean, there literally has to be tens of thousands of people with hundreds and millions of rubles buying these.
I mean, it can't just be like a thousand people that are rich.
It has to be...
Who the hell are buying these?
Peanut?
I'm dead.
I almost went to try to kill him, but I tried to three extract instead.
Hmm.
I
The game is buying them back.
Maybe a system size bond is buying just to build the hype.
It's got to be.
There's no way.
I understand the first thing because the hype, but we're like five days into this
guys.
There's just no way.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
I stepped off of the extract with one second left to do a funny ha-ha and shoot your legs.
You should shoot my legs!
No, no, I got killed because I wanted to play a little prank on you.
Let's ride!
I'm the tech guy up too, I'm the tech guy up!
Why the fuck do you deserve that?
Let us proceed let us proceed one more of these and I have our next plan already lined up
I have a next plan already lined up
I'm going to ask you about your keychron.
My keychron Q3 Max?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I take the GPS and it's out that's not sustainable.
You crazy girl.
You're so crazy.
You see, three B's, you're crazy.
You're crazy, girl.
You're crazy.
Can someone lock him up?
Someone lock him up.
Muting myself.
He's crazy.
Because Zulu is my mute button and I keep lying down.
Someone lock him up, he's crazy.
You're crazy, girl, you're crazy.
You're crazy.
Crazy, girl.
Oh my, oh my goodness.
My oh man the airline P. You know that air marshal eight said Paul
I don't know air marshals a
I always assume air marshals are fucking crazy
I
I thought air monsters like insane people aren't they like sealed team six black ops
They'll put you down. It's half a millisecond. Are they stupid?
I don't even have the option to ready. That's the first time here. It's got one reason I was still
kicking
I've only seen them in movies though, sir 9 11, okay? All right. All right. Good example good example
Good example. All right, okay. I see you've one of me. I see you've one of me, but listen fair play
Fair play. Fair play. Fair play. What would I would I would to say to that to say what I say to
that is I don't think a Marshall's existed back then I think the air marshals started after that I
would assume right think they're actually well trained both physically and emotionally
John?
What?
Is...
What?
Should I?
Is that...
Is that even...
Are you guys...
Waiting for me?
Yes.
No.
I don't have the option to get in.
By that I mean I forgot to go into the raid.
Ah.
There.
Ah.
Yes.
I was a little confused, but it's okay, guys.
I'm ready for action.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, gimmick.
You're almost Superman.
Well, I didn't want to keep you guys waiting, but I should have actually built a kit since I had time.
I didn't I thought you guys would be waiting for me.
So I listen I've killed more people with this weapon that I have in my hands right now.
It's probably my most deadly weapon in the game.
Oh my goodness.
The Peek and Pop King they used to call me.
You just do a little peek.
See the pooping Pop King?
No, the Peek and Pop King slasher.
The hash slinging slasher?
No, it's still on two?
No
Yes, he's holding it inside
He's holding it inside and then he'll explode and he'll fly up into the stratosphere. It's the best chance of a successful rocket
That's why they call it a rocket man. He is not three years of last up for a successful rocket
Yes, the final frontier the final frontier
human head weighs 8 pounds.
Okay, all right.
Okay, somebody check on that guy.
All right, let me check on that guy.
Yeah, on that guy immediately.
Yeah, check his freezer.
There may be a party or two in there.
Now, let's ride!
I'll let you down, sorry, sorry, sorry for nothing, that's right, you guys ready for
for a great
raid
okay, that I was gilby
that I was gilby
half a second in the raid
guys, we may have
okay, that's my arm, I'm gonna go ahead
and fucking, oh my god
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm not even gonna tell you, it wasn't me
I hate you so much
I was about to say, this is the best
spawn, let's not fuck around
then my arm fell off see that wasn't me that okay I really want to reiterate that
alright of course of course of course of course of course
he's smiling right now laughing his ass up snow he's got to learn to cry I don't
know how the fuck I hate you I couldn't see you I just how did you misfire twice
in the span of 10 seconds no no he was the first one here's the first one you
guys both of you he's got he's he's actually he doesn't use click to shoot
it's e I'm unlocking the dog coin holding spotted robbing the bed okay I'm
just gonna watch okay oh my god oh my god we don't what am I doing what am I
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Stand back everybody
How do you know what I'm at right now? I don't understand what's happening
Somebody better be dying
We'll get out of here alive!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Damn it!
I got 10 targets, 10 targets!
One moment please!
He's jerking up, he's jerking up!
One moment!
Jack, come off!
I'm gonna go ahead and put my arm back on.
It fell off mysteriously.
It fell off on the way off!
So I can make it stand in a Las Vegas hotel with the heart of Africa in 14 miles of black tar heroin.
And one arm.
If I could, I heard somebody.
I heard somebody, 100%.
Is that you that I'm looking at?
Who is a penis on my mind?
Not me.
John, do you have a penis on my mind?
Yeah.
Okay.
Grenade!
Grenade, I don't want it.
Where, where, where?
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking.
I'm walking, I'm walking.
Oh, that's being weird.
We gotta get to the back room.
We gotta get to the top stand.
Is your B okay?
I'm defending your honor.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, forward B, forward B.
over there oh hello
we okay I heard you I've got a special
mission for you John I need you to go
there see if you die hey oh it's me peanut
whoa oh my god he's wrong side
balaclava on now don't shoot the man with the tasteful white balaclava because
I'm gonna give you each one I'm gonna give you each one we're just about to
Where's the buggy?
Here you go, here you go.
Here you go.
Where do you see, where do you see?
One ruble, thank you.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
No problem, no problem.
That's it, that's it.
Where's the buggy?
Oh my goodness, was that a PVC?
No.
Oh.
Yeah, it was landmark.
I just got the notification.
Oh my god, oh my god.
This is huge, huge.
I got his gun he's been disarmed he's been disarmed
he's still moving
he's got him
don't worry
trick shot
oh my goodness
good work good work
come on guys come on guys quick quick quick quick
he's being used
oh wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait
If I die, take my turquoise!
Hey, where are you in, man?
Fields of Santa Maria.
Can you spread my ashes?
Spread my ashes on the beaches of Cancun.
Oh, it is there!
Got him!
Oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Who needs Valhalla when you can spread ashes
with a bunch of drugs in Brazil?
What?!
I don't know if they have drugs in Brazil, I don't know if they have drugs in Brazil.
I don't think they do.
I think they're illegal there.
They can't have them.
That's true.
You're not allowed to.
All of you guys, come on, come on, come on.
Shit.
Oh, you want me off a mealy off a show.
You want out?
Please change.
Want out?
Please change.
I'm bradding early for the daylil racer.
Going?
I'll lose alligator to this guy.
Happy birthday or something.
Happy birthday.
I don't want to die today. I don't want to die. I want to be alive. Do you ever feel that way?
Yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I feel like every song should be in that.
You're right. Thank you, right guys. Okay. Let's split the tar coins. All right
Everybody will be able to meet you. I'm okay. I'm dropping three to you, John. He goes here's three
I'm dropping it now. I need three of you. Give me. He go. Oh
Oh my god, we was actually in the exit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, oh my god. No, oh my god guys
Oh my god, oh well maybe next time. Maybe next time you can get your own
I get it
Excellent rain, excellent rain
Excellent rain boys
Did Britt get it that time?
Ethically
What? Did you know that?
I got this entire thing was started to get getting money
get good money he's not gonna get a thing tomorrow saying it's on the way
that guy is good
lord lord it's all good lordy lordy lordy I know new plan guys I have a new
I can't tell you it's a secret.
It's a secret.
I can't tell you.
I hear you.
I can't tell you.
Got it.
Secret.
He's going to message you on Discord.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay, I'm texting you on Discord.
What the plan is?
I see that I see that there's the plan you see it I got it okay okay I'm gonna put that
in my translator, right?
Make it a little something, something.
Hey, I'd like to know where that where we're going to.
John, I'm going to text you.
It's actually just a bit.
It takes a bit.
Right.
Did you catch up?
Oh, it's just getting people.
What good man?
Good.
Thank you, my wife.
You know what?
My wife, where they supposed to give you a big bug.
Happy birthday. That looks good.
It's all in the details.
It really is.
It's my wife's birthday.
She loves you. Can you wish her
a big, buggy, later, happy birthday?
Paul, did you just ask me to
tell your wife happy birthday?
Did that tell me your wife's name?
Did that tell me the name of your wife?
The person I'm wishing to have a birthday?
What?
Happy birthday, pause wife!
Open his whimsical and full of magical activities.
Magical, mad whimsical even.
Mmm
Mecha time well you guys by the way we place you mecha and like if you still want to do it
I'll put up a pole. I'll put up a pole. We'll do that like 30 minutes if we still want to do it
I'm down for whatever. I'm down for whatever. I will say this was a good dip back into Tarkov
I definitely I'm having fun. I was burned the fuck out when 1.0 first released in tonight. I
Was burned out to be
Successful I can see I see the light. I see the light. I was so burned out. I was so burned up. Oh my goodness
I was I was done with talk on. Oh
It's just it's a great game. It's my second game of all time
It's not a diss on the game. I genuinely believe talk about one of the best games ever created
eight hundred percent mm-hmm but I like like I couldn't open it up oh it just
came a day where like I couldn't open it up I could open it up I can't get that
fucking pocket watch for the 17th time oh my goodness oh my goodness but now is
pocket watches on the mind oh it pocket watch is all I think about golden
pocket pussy I'll never forget that one oh the golden fucking person one of the
ancient schools one one point no quest that's a new one point of course let's do
one point no quest let's do it that's new that's do it improved oh my god
goodness I remember yeah oh let's open ride I'd like to remind you I do look
like a scav
We got literally the best part for what we're trying to do.
Oh my God.
Is this Toccoin based?
No, it's not Toccoin based.
Does everybody have $400,000 in their pocket?
$400,000?
Why would I randomly have $400,000?
I probably should have told you.
Never mind.
Don't worry, that wasn't the plan anyways.
I'll just see if we can explain.
I have $326,000.
Are you serious?
Because I can give you $100,000.
I have a million in my pocket
We can see that this cash this cash registers. Yeah, we can we can we can
I'm checking upstairs. Oh, I don't have my explosive. I don't have my explosive
That's not working. It's not working. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Just give the spike
I
Rehive in this tire pile
Make sure that way can't see it. It's good. We did a good
Now when someone comes, we start shooting.
These have to be massive.
These have to be thick.
Do you think they can see me?
Let me see.
I don't think so.
What if I went?
Do you think they can see me?
He's just walking.
Oh, he can see me now.
He can see me.
He's leaning with him.
No.
Shh.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's ambient coming.
I don't think it's an ambient come.
Oh my god.
Can you see out there?
Oh yeah.
You can see, can you see?
Now, we wait.
I feel like such a scumbag and I fucking love it.
When I say, when I say the signal, alright,
when I say the signal, my junk is itchy
And it has red bumps
That is my pop out on a goop
And we pop a cap in they ask no cat shit and did in day
And in day and they are and they are on and they are a fool
pop a
Pop a cap in day on and they are fool
Food. Food. Food. Shit. Shit. Time to say it.
Here, you pile up some trash shit right now.
And they are food. Time to say it.
Oh, I've played with stink enough to have killed my soul long ago.
I'm not used to this.
Oh, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming, get down, get down.
They're shooting at us. They're shooting at us.
That boy didn't even touch me.
That's just...
They've already found it.
They have high battle sense.
Maybe they don't know anything. Maybe that's just random fire.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good battle sense.
Some people just...
Someone's there! Someone's there on it!
Kill him!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Where are you going?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Get down, get down, get down!
Oh my god, it's fucking Normandy!
Oh my god, throw the beaches!
Throw the beaches, I'm gonna stab this guy, I'm gonna stab this guy!
I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab him now!
I mean, this thing sucks, we all have my armor back!
Wait, how did you guys...
Can bloke him?
SENDED!
There's one, there's one, there's one, there's massive, there's massive, there's massive!
Oh my god, they're huge!
Get down the house, get down the house, get down the house, oh my god!
Oh my god, get inside the house!
Get inside the house, oh my god, get out right now!
Oh my god, get inside the house, the tree!
Oh my god, I'm fucking terrified.
Now grab his bags, get him, grab his rig, get him, grab his rig.
Get him, get him, grab his rig.
Get him, get him, get him, grab his rig.
Hey, gimmick has everything that man's ever owned.
It is fucking it's already.
He's got his headphones.
Give him, give him, give him a thing.
I just have his headphones, that's it.
We need to go back to the bags now.
John has it all. I don't have anything. I don't even have a-
Guys, this is no time, this huge man! Mountainous, man's biggest mountains!
I'm in the building. I'm taking-
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, fuck it, I want it!
I'm hungry for goobo, I'm hungry for goobo. I swear, I don't think it's there.
I'm hungry for goobo.
So fucking scared right now, dude. Oh my god. Oh, we just wicked shit in my helmet
I just shit and pissed myself at the same time. Oh
We didn't come for half gimmick we came for it all
No, let's trip their pants
We're gonna get him and you to make it on the ground and make it in a freight
And dead and dead
I'm gonna peek out through this little hole
There's one of the scariest things that's ever happened to me in this game are you guys going are you guys in the top floor?
I'm on the stairs
Oh, it's sniper, uh, sensei.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Master Oogaway.
Oh, he's a pinky finger-hord.
Who's he, pinky finger-hord?
Let's see, let's see.
Get over here.
Oh, I'm dead!
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Okay, I think they released the sniper gas station.
Did you get that angle?
Yeah, he's gotta be behind us.
Up on the hill behind us.
Let me do it!
And lamp it.
Gotta be careful out there, boy.
How do I break this off of a penis on that, dude?
Oh.
This guy is fucking humongous.
He is coming to kill you in your entire bloodline.
Jesus Christ.
I'm coming in with you.
I'm coming in with you. I'm coming in with you.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, go grab my stuff.
I'm the dude.
I have incredible stuff you can use to shoot these guys with.
I think y'all got it.
You even warned me for a second?
You even saved something over my body?
No.
I didn't even get your Twitch page before you had my gun and went back inside the house.
He's inside of the cross.
He's in a bush on the beach. He's on a bush on the beach.
I believe you, I believe you, yeah, okay, you're right, I got to get closer, okay,
let him cook, let him cook, let him cook, let him cook, let him cook, let him cook, let
Okay
John do not put your head back to that window you won't take it off
I have an idea.
What if Gimmick takes the sniper
and John runs around like a fool out on the bridge?
Oh, he's taking a shot at him.
And John runs around like a fool out on the bridge?
Oh, he's taking a shot at him.
I've never had such a good idea.
Take it.
Oh my God.
Oh, you're kidding.
Oh, blessings, blessings upon the blessings.
First of all, these guys forgot who I am.
I think I got them.
That one probably got him to
Said double that double chick quit inspecting it. That's why he's the best
That's why we call in the artillery of these situations boys. Okay. Where do you know where he is? Where are you?
You see that take you see that skin. I'm on the entrance to the pier
Okay, I'm no scoping them there. I think there's two dead from those shots might be three
Right
Here every snot bubble when he inhales that means he's healthy
Are you running by me? Yeah
I know they've got they killed peanut they had to be up above we're not fighting Beach Boys
They had to be up above
I'm just joking.
Got you.
Yeah.
I'm gonna take a shot anyway just in case.
Okay.
Good idea.
Wait, John, there should be a sick man.
If you head back to the pier, he's on the beat by the rock.
There should be a thick man.
If you head back to the pier, he's on the beat by the rock.
Wait, do you think he got his guy's shit and just left?
I think that would have him waste.
That's probably why we don't see him.
Oh, look how big that guy was.
Oh, you took his fucking arm off.
Jesus Christ.
Be not used to him.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
God, it's fucking arm off!
Oh my god, this guy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Dude, he's got a family!
Well, I can't believe that we killed two massive beer season!
We won't even be able to reap the rewards!
He won't, we're not even way within the succulents of the fruit!
Oh, he's got the girthy mags!
Is that the girthy mags?
Come to you, I'm just gonna come to you.
Oh, come to me quick.
Oh man, these guys are so ready to fucking do this thing!
Oh, there's an airdrop! There's an airdrop!
Speed speed
John put the grenades somewhere else if you reload your gun, it's gonna drop a mag
John put the grenades somewhere else if you don't bitch. It's gonna drop a mag
You dumb bitch thank you
John your mag is one by three. It's still gonna drop a mag you dumb bitch
Your mag is one by three. It's still gonna drop a mag you dump
close close close
close close close close close close close close
close close
we have that extract
Alright you should've dropped your mag
you should drop your mag
got all my mags
incredible work
Incredible, Mike.
Give me, are you still alive?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Let me take a pee. Let me take a pee.
Let him cook. Let him cook. He's concentrating.
He's concentrating.
He's not making us concentrate.
Let's focus.
Oh my god.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid.
It was just a pretty hard time to go.
And time goes sometimes.
It's the way of the water.
Sometimes.
What the fuck are we doing, man?
I thought he was up top, he was down below.
I should have went and stung him by his head.
I took one look at that man in my dead skin.
What did I see?
I said, he's coming to kill you with your entire bloodline.
What did I tell you?
Oh, my God, he's got the Cognate West Shutter Shades.
That man wasn't.
That was no man.
That was a spawn from Satan himself.
This is a card.
An immortal.
And what I want you to do is put $400,000 in your...
Ah!
All right?
Do you understand me, soldiers?
gimmick, have you already done the boat trip code in the launcher?
I don't know what that means.
If you type boat trip into the launcher, it will give you 400,000 rubles and 2,500 euros,
what you need to bring in your butt right now boat trip in the launcher okay
all right boat trip boat trip boat trip all right Josh you right back be right
back all right time take your time you're not worried about us trip boat are
you lying cuz I've never done that and I don't want to look like an idiot you
You haven't done that.
I think you have, John.
I'm getting where the, oh, it's all, has to be all caps.
All caps.
Mostly getting where that doesn't work anymore.
I've always done it on the website.
Where is it in the launcher?
It's at the top right, activated code.
I'm getting where that it may be deactivated now,
but I would give it a shot if I were you,
just in case they are lying,
which they like to do quite often.
Not found.
I actually might have done this.
I think I saw right when Icebreaker came out.
I got one of the codes.
I think it might have been tested.
Oh, how many euros do you need?
2,500 euros, 400,000 of the other thing.
I got it.
Of the other green currency.
Of the other green currency, exactly.
I think I did that one.
I think we're good,
because I got 3,000 euros and I got,
I mean, plenty of rules.
Of course.
Oh my.
You are so divine.
You are so divine giving money's worth.
The most space in my inventory.
There are many roubles.
Oh, the shi-gibbing money's worth.
Oh, give me.
I mean, you will die.
I'm sorry.
I actually bring four billion.
Still did I make a dent in your massive fortune.
I'm going to bring an entire money case in my backpack.
Oh my goodness.
Oh
You guys coming but we're coming coming to ice breaker. Yeah, I love my friends. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah, all right, we're going to ice breaker. I should probably are we
we're bringing some have you been to ice breaking yet no okay I wanted to take
you on your first trip then we go play some mechamera okay I'm bringing I'm
going big they're gonna call me large man yeah yeah oh yeah there's the big
boy they're gonna say there he goes that's the big boy that's him right
There the one that I just talked about two seconds ago the one I was calling big boy. Holy shit. That's him big boy
Oh god, my muscle memory is needs a little refinement
I'm good to go. Let's ride.
By the way, my name is Kelly and thank you so much, bugulators. Paul has had too many
voodoo rages. Thank you. Thank you, Kelly. I was telling Paul that it's usually if I'm
Wishing someone a happy birthday. I know their name. You know, I'm even gonna redo it. I'm gonna redo it
Open it's whimsical and full of magical activities. Thank you, Callie. Thank you very kind of you. Thank you
Paul is in trouble. Paul is in the doghouse. Paul is in the doghouse now
Dammit Paul! Dammit Paul!
You see that?
Damn it, ball!
Stockwoods blimp
Probably a fool if you fool mr. Ball
Now are you ready to embark on a journey of your life?
I have enjoyed your stream
Then the last journey of my life enjoying the show true champion of the game
I'm so ready. I'm so ready
Okay, we need the little we got a little bit this we got a little bit of that
bring bang boom a little
whistling
Whistling wetness do we need to bring like food?
Everybody has $400,000 and 2,500 euros correct or a thousand
Robles 20 euros and a little ripper a little ripper nothing garish
Now guys we're gonna have a problem a big
Right me back invite me back to the team invite me back of course of course
We're gonna have a big problem in the engine room now that they fix the engine room
We have a big problem big big big big big
Oh, I've seen people do that. That's when they all line up. They don't do that anymore. They fix that. This could be a big problem
Huge problem
So I think because there's three of us there will now be eight in the engine room
So what I'm gonna do because I probably have the best chance of survival is
Go down there and start it. You two are gonna stay at the top and do not die
Value your life over kills
We're gonna slowly chip away, and I'm gonna stay in the back and any of them that push toward you guys
I'm gonna go ahead and shoot them with the people far over and you guys to kind of lean peak and tap them in the head every now
And then it's okay. All right, and keep
Do this whole thing
The biggest cock I've ever seen and I've seen my uncle's it is incredible
I think he uses cock to take some of them out
Baseball man, let me tell you officer's cock is insurmountable. He can wrap it around like a Gucci belt and still tuck it in his sock
It is it's the red
It is it have the back pain. I don't understand how that guy doesn't have to go to the hospital every time he gets horny
He every time he walks to the bathroom in the morning. He gets carpet burns. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
He's all checks out
Am I crazy or can you tell can you tell the guys with massive dogs just by their face? Oh, I can yeah, yeah
Yeah, you got like p. Davidson has like notoriously a job. Oh, yeah, dude. He's got that he's got that face
He's got that face. He has a fucking John. Okay, how do I do this?
Looking at him
But sometimes it's a little confusing.
It's like what do we think about Rock, Gwen, and Johnson?
How fat do you think that thing is?
Oh, there's a tie. It's got the last one!
I'll shoot. I'll shoot.
I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know where I am.
We're by the pier. It's a blue and white building.
It's where bumps go. It's where bumps live.
It says hop, watch. Don't try to be like this place. A lot.
Too much. Too much. Too much. Come on.
I'm running. Come. Come.
I see you I see you I'm gonna be right foot left foot right foot
come on oh it burns it burns it's gonna burn for a little bit but then it'll
feel good that's in syphilis if you don't get the feel good but wait it's not
supposed to burn when you pee?
We're going to have money down here!
I-I re-hold-interact-don't put your money inside that box.
A lot of people get confused for some reason.
You're supposed to escape as soon as it comes up.
Oh, perfect timing.
Perfect, perfect timing, perfect timing.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm glad to be here with you.
I lock in when I-when I-in the chill.
Oh, yeah, in the chill the snow whipping against my face my Irish
Nature it comes out. It's gonna be this is gonna be incredible. Honestly peanut. Let me leave the way
Okay, all right fine fine you've convinced me I think
Actually, I heard a stupid idea you stupid man with super ideas
It's a really good idea. Hi IQ. Hi. You keep very rare to have both
But you know I can see how much this means to you
Listen if you want to go first you can
No, no, no, no, no, you know what I think you should go first
All right, I think you should go first cuz I it's it I could see how excited
You are about this
John would you like to take the lead?
Okay
I will I will take the lead. I would I will be your champion. I will be
I will help. I will help. Guys, I will watch a rear location.
Perfect. Just in case anyone on the PvE man comes up behind us. Yes. And listen, you guys focus on
stream slappers. I'll take care of the loot. Not a problem. I'm happy to do it. I'm happy to
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
No way. Anyone dies could be all in good hands. Exactly. Exactly. I will lead this team to salvation.
I will lead them to the entire set. Are we spawning together? I seem to not be in a group anymore.
No, no. We are spawning together. Do not feel the bungalows. We might get stream slides.
Oh, Mr. Raston, D. Sabre, Boone, 25, it's one good man, good a man!
Thank you, my boy, be good to my boy!
Hold on, enjoy this 2 and a half FPS for a couple seconds.
I was gonna say, I was gonna say.
It's hard to handle, it's a little weird.
It's funny, it's weird, it's weird.
It's a little weird.
All they're killing each other already.
Are there other people on this map?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is, this is, this is, this is.
We have to overtake the ship, Mr. Gimmi.
We have to overtake the ship.
And lock it.
Don't even look in there, don't even look in there.
Stand back, stand back, stand back.
jumping overboard I can't do this I would not stand I think you're gonna
kill me yeah but that's okay you almost killed me just like I said almost
told me counts and horses and hair grenades all right we're good I got this
You're gonna shoot cuz I'm not sure if I can peek or not.
You don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
Okay, okay, let me go in the loot's ready, let me know in the loot's ready.
No, I'm not, I'm not gonna shoot.
I thought that was you, I'm not gonna lie, that's why I didn't shoot.
Oh, that guy's already dead.
Double tap.
Do what I'm coming back in to, sorry.
all the ones upstairs dead I think so good start checking it I'm gonna clear
I'm gonna clear the other room they can't be some in the rooms like she
tastes for looting
there's some taste for looting they're like he's like there's just the
I'm not taking that keycard because someone else said
smokes are like good in this right there's very good very good you can take out something
with the smokes
What? Where is he?
He's locked in right now.
I can...
We have casualties!
All right, everything is clear. Everybody's safe. Nobody's shooting anyone. Everybody's dead. All the bad guys are dead.
Good work, boy! Good work!
That's just how the Bungalow does it, boy.
Taking my team and doing my part.
These guys are carrying PSMO?
Yes, you don't want to loot any of these guys except for their backpacks the next guys have all the good ammo
Everybody out there says good ammo, but these guys you only want to loot their backpacks. That's where their goodies are
I did a little whoopsy-poopsy
Still have to get
I was guarding for it.
I was asking for it.
Let me get a little bit of backpack.
Do you see a backpack up there?
Do you have a backpack up there?
Didn't you see that it's big? I need a backpack.
A large one.
A big boy.
Do you need this car, Peanut?
I do need that car.
Do you need that car?
I do need that car. I need it.
Now again, remember there's no bad guys,
So shooting someone would be stupid.
It makes you don't shoot anyone at all.
I swear to God, if I run up there and you say,
peanut, you surprise me, I'm gonna say,
you dumb bitch, everybody was dead.
I said, five times.
Do you want to tell me that?
All right, good.
Roger that.
Roger, Roger.
Roger that, no promises.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm digging my little fingers this loose, so I shouldn't go.
I should just come nude dude.
I should have just come nude.
The big backpack is all you need.
I need a bigger backpack anyways.
GBC a 30 slaughter
You're a 30-slaughter ASAP
Yeah, you do it once
I'm cheating I'm cheating I'm cheating
I just heard the axe begetting
Nothing there nothing there seems to seem to have lost my grenades
That'll have oh
Fantastic oh that's so great to hear I was worried
Oh my goodness, you wouldn't believe it, I almost threw up.
So Gimmick can't find his grenades and go into the front of the ship and tricking off
over the top.
I almost threw up.
Right on the poop deck with all the seamen.
What?
Why'd you just snatch that 25 back here?
I threw it back.
What's going on back here?
I don't want him to get his insurance.
I think I go with upper down what it went down. There's nothing up
You just stay put boss. You just stay put on rich. Hey, what's up? What's up?
What's up?
We're
On the ground what's what's wrong on this room in this room. We're at 60
You know, I said to myself I missed a Lennox last time because I didn't believe you guys.
I'm gonna start trusting you guys again.
I'm gonna start to have a look at what you did.
You threw it in the trash.
You threw the trash in the trash.
Fuck you.
All right, are you guys ready?
The rumbling?
Yes.
Come on, Mr. gimmick.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
And this next part is arguably the hottest part in the entire map.
Wooooooo.
Wooooo.
Is everything downstairs?
Are you the one with the giant white backpack?
Yes.
And the beard?
Okay, I'm right behind you.
Nope, this is me.
I have a white backpack with you.
Are you guys on the scene before we came in at?
Or below it?
No, we're waiting by the cinematic footage.
I'm coming.
Come on in, buddy.
Double wipes.
There's a double wipe situation.
What?
So we just...
So I shouldn't say...
Raycox77 asked me, hey, nut boy, in case you were not...
What are you doing?
Don't step there!
You're gonna die now!
Oh, no, you're dead!
I don't know what you said!
What? I don't know what that fuck is saying!
Hey, no, your fuck with me is a cutscene!
I don't know what that fuck is saying!
Yes, there's a thing dying.
Wait, wait, this is your coolest hours.
Go, go, go!
Oh, dang.
Mr. gimmick, I must warn you.
Now we have passed the easy part.
These guys are the Black Division.
Ooh.
They will kill you instantaneously.
Be very hesitant.
Very hesitant.
I will be hesitant.
I will be very careful.
Very hesitant.
Just let me know when they're all dead.
I love you, ladies.
I need you guys for this part.
So here's the plan.
I'm going to unseal this door.
One of you will stand right here.
Remember, choose life over kills.
Choose life over kills.
There's going to be no enemies.
You're going to stand right here,
and you're going to kind of peek like this.
Real nice like.
And the other one is going to stand right here over on this side.
And do the same thing, but on this side.
Remember peak very little choose life over kills and are we shooting down below?
They'll be on all those levels back there right there. You see that they'll be down below. They'll be all
all in you old man.
You got this side. I'm gonna be right there below us at the bottom. So don't shoot me
Okay, okay. I'll go to this side. I'll be this side guy. This is
Okay, okay
You see me. Okay, so you see this little this little thing right here. Yeah the first time I peek
I'm gonna get stuck like this and die. This is switch arms
How did how do you do that?
Look at you so serious
Super serious right now
You so you so serious
Give me, you might have to let him have that size.
There's swapsides.
Swapsides.
All right, good.
All right.
Now remember, choose life.
Do not peek if you are not certain you will survive the peek.
All right?
Even if you want to just sit up.
There will be eight totals, so count your kills.
Count your kills.
Eight total, I thought it was 12.
No, it's four foot, one person, six foot, two, eight, three.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, here we go. Is everybody ready?
Yeah, I'm packing a new bag.
I should say one front.
It's 10? Oh, I'm getting word that it might be 10, but I'm pretty sure it's eight.
All right, here we go.
Actually, it says specifically on Nikita's Twitter how much it is.
We can just check.
He updated it and he tweeted about it.
Um, yeah, it's eight.
It's eight.
All right, three, two, one, begin.
Enemy spot.
Locker.
Put down.
Oh shit, I bit.
No!
My boy.
And laughing.
Will they push these stairs they will come up. Yes
Perfect perfect perfect
What a fun little treat good nice damn, I'm getting on stem
What oh your game crashed he says
No, your game
Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed. What a treat. What a...
Godspeed, gentlemen... Wait, did you have the bomb... and the flare?
Oh, shit. Can we still get out...
No, there's a flare at the beginning of the map! There's a flare at the beginning of the
map. You'd have to go back and grab it. There's a flare at the beginning of the map. There's
the flair at the beginning of the map you would have to go back and grab it.
Perfect.
Take care of this first.
John's gonna die.
Cut.
Well, beautiful.
I thought ammunition is, it's, uh, are you dead?
Reaction time of a literal bath bomb.
I thought, I, you know, what did I just witness, what was, what did I just see?
What did I just see what was I just watching this guy? What he's gonna kill
What was that? What did we just want right there? What just happened?
Yeah for business days for business days to shoot that guy
What I'm doing is John John how?
How how how I was letting gimmick do his thing. I was gonna let him kill him
I got your moment John. I literally said to his life over everything else
I got him at Joe's death
You're an idiot
Dude, I had confidence in my teammate. I'm sorry
He was 25 rounds deep by the time the guy looked at you
Did you not for a second thing? He didn't kill with the first 25 rounds. Maybe I should possibly do something about this
I'm going to give him 30 seconds. I'm going to give him 30 seconds until his brain is
painted on the wall behind him. Excellent grenade. Excellent grenade. Try to get him to move.
ideal. Go to the other side. Go to the other side.
Himmick, you can just walk to the other side. Himmick, you can just walk to the other side.
Really? Is this right there? Really? Do you do where John's dead?
I do, you dumb bitch. Really? Do you do where John's dead?
I do, you dumb bitch. I've never been here! Oh!
Oh look at that!
Beautiful.
Look at this.
There he is.
Hi.
You shot yourself.
Yes.
Well.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't think you're gonna kill that guy.
Guys, I just want to applaud everybody for the stellar work out there.
That was incredible.
We almost had it, boys.
We almost had it.
Very close.
We almost got halfway to halfway there. That was funny. I mean some people that just trained better. You know what I mean?
It's just that guy
Looking at completely opposite direction. Yeah, I mean what are we gonna do those guys are the black division
So, you know, I just I don't know who programmed those guys
But whoever it is should be stoned in the middle of town square those guys have like a point one natal second reaction time
I don't understand how that I I'm telling you
They should just keep the glitch in the game!
Yeah.
The glitch was the only way you could actually beat that.
It was the only way you could actually beat that.
I didn't think it was a glitch, I thought it was just a strategy.
That was crazy.
I tried to stir him up with the grenades, but they'd run like three feet.
They wouldn't push me.
They'd at least make him super aggressive, so they'd push you.
I would not rather go on Twitter.
Yeah, it was pooping.
We're watching the guy kill me then killing the guy and my teammate being alone and then also dying
I'm gonna do a quick poll in my chat to see if gentlemen would like to continue playing the buggers or if they'd like to see some mech
Chomerion
Sounds good. I'm gonna go get a little stinky drinkie and stinky time. Sticky drinkie. All right, this poll happens
I'll be right back. All right job good
Gentlemen gentlemen. I'm going to put a quick poll in the fridge Jack. Sorry
YouTube and kick and X. I do not know how to do polls over there all right here we go what
game and I'm gonna put talk up okay I'm gonna put mech up
come here yet duration 60 seconds start pull up the poll is already active there's
no pull that's already active what's going on oh my mods have already done it
All right the poll is active gentlemen in the twitch chat when you see that
there's only a few thousand votes it's not because twitch is broken and only a
few thousand of you can see it and twitch is broken it's because I'm view
botting and you guys are all bots just remember that remember that at the end
of the poll it is not because the twitch pole system is broken it's because I'm
viewbotting and you're not real.
Um, mmm, mmm, oh, mmm, it's just, you are not real, you are not real, fucking deal with
it, get over it, get over it, deal with it.
Wow, honestly Mecha is not winning by as much as I thought it would, wow.
Guys, there's about 20 seconds left in this bowl.
Wow, I thought Mekka was gonna blow Bungus out of the park and he is winning.
It is winning, but not by the margin I thought it would.
Woo!
Do not act like you can't see the pool.
It's because you're not real.
I see a lot of pool question marks in the chat.
Your robots, your robots, you've just been trained to think you're not.
It's all part of the thing.
It's all part of the thing. That's a good eye of it programming
Wow, well Mech is gonna win but only by a small mods
Oh, good happens you guys have enjoyed been enjoying the bongus. Have you you guys have been enjoying the talk of bongus, huh?
I wasn't sure you guys liked it. It's a lot of you guys aren't from the talk of bongus, huh? Oh
Oh
Hmm
All right Mecha has one at 57% and
Buggy says lost at 43%
Boys let me tell you though the reason I am excited to play some Mecha right now is that there's new maps
And I saw specifically one of them and it's a direct port of
I'll Mirage from CS2. I am so excited. I'm telling you boys you're gonna love it
You're gonna love it. It's you're gonna love it. You're gonna love it
You're gonna love it. We'll play some more talk out tomorrow boys. We'll play some more talk out tomorrow
We're just gonna hop on some Mecca. It's 11 p.m. We only have like three hours at the scheme anyways
We're gonna do some Mecca. We do some Mecca and go have some good times
We didn't see the pole shut up robot
look at him trying to escape you are simply zeros and ones pussy you are
simply zeros and ones that's all you are you're zeros and ones you're a robot you
think you are sentient but you are not all of your thoughts are what I program
you to think
I
See I should really need more people. Oh, did you see it? Did you see it? Oh
What all right guys are back mecca chameleon has won the vote and we're gonna be hopping on over
Sounds good
Do we need more than four people because did you see I see I didn't really like I like that
There was like 20 people, but I honestly kind of like like what a sick view better
the 20 people was funny and silly but like you also found someone every 45
seconds and that kind of took away their boats get in their own way but I think
it's totally still a lot of fun with fewer people I think they're both so very
different but very fun let's try with four people real quick and if invite
K-show yes he K-show has I've invited K-show a time or two before he's
declined by anybody I think it is because my human is human is a bit
different. I don't think his chat hears as many poop. Poop vagina jokes as much as my
chat does. So you're saying he has a less classy. Less classy. Less classy. I mean I
had it just a brand thing. He's got sort of a less more crass. Yes. Yes. More crass.
He's on end of the high brow, high IQ poop jokes. Yes. The high IQ, high EQ poop jokes.
Exactly gimmick. Exactly. Exactly. You know, tomato, tomato. You know what? Why don't I
let's check hutch hey do you want to play mecha chameleon right now and I'll
even text mr. summit he will never see it though this fucking never chucks his
things tell you got notifications offer he's got notifications up for sure I'll
text coconut I would text double lift there's double lift dad where is double
him he is someone let me search his name you remember foxy from daisies should I
shoot you do you have a foxy foxy I remember foxy if you want to find foxy
absolutely foxy was a positive addition to our DTT absolutely I will hop it on
over we'll hop it on over let me see here hold on I must go to steam at once I
I must go to steven once rest in peace dave sent hopefully this doesn't come at
a bad time
LED x to the fee be or try and sell it for way more oh it's better sell it to
the lady with the meta barge that way you avoid the taxes and the fees I might
I might pop some of these
delicious pita coladas
Sub's immaculate one thing that I've always wanted imagine this for a second right next to your streaming station
Now I want to actually like ask you guys about this if it's like too much work if it's too much cleaning
Or if it's very easy to use what if there was an unlimited
frozen margarita station at your desk your streaming desk is that possible?
It's like too much clean and too much shit. Is anybody all one of those?
wait, I
Have no idea, but I
Definitely need to hear more. I know I know I know
I'm getting worried that it's a little too much work too much cleaning guys wait all of class
Hey, wait, can I ask you a question though? What if it was just always on always making new frozen margaritas?
That's what I'm saying. I'm never actually needed. Yeah
Or what if you just buy like 30 and then when you make some for a couple days you throw it out and put a new one
Hey, hold on hear me out. Hear me out
You get some margarita mix you pre you know easy peasy you put the tequila in and you all you need is a
cooled chamber
That has like maybe a little like
Thing on the bottom that keeps it like mixed so the ice doesn't froze some froze solid
That's all you like you can make a giant drum
Pre-make the margarita mix that would last days. Have it constantly like right at the frozen temperature with a little like slow moving propeller on the bottom.
What could you theoretically clean it once per week in that scenario? Because I don't steam on Sundays it would be a perfect time for me to clean that.
Well, if you would not clean it, you would not clean it, you lazy sack of shit.
If you have frozen temperatures, bacteria can't grow.
I mean, wait, that's like...
I would clean it!
This thing is very achievable.
You know what?
I'm gonna look at you getting a frozen margarita machine right here at my desk so that we can
have unlimited frozen margaritas.
I don't want to do it, dude.
I gotta, actually, I kind of want to express the warranty of the machine, oh my god.
That sounds incredible.
I would fuck it.
That sounds incredible.
I have never been more
Horny for an idea. I'd find Thailand. That's something
Let's get to the Amazon
Do you like hotel lobby dude, I'm a hotel me and the lady we go to hotel lobbies. We'll just like chill and work
for you. Oh, it's so good. You
get fucking the best cocktails.
I'm giving you the best cock.
Oh, I think you might cut out.
Yeah, just best cock.
Just best cock. Yeah.
I'll give you the best cock to your tail.
Dude, I love hotel coffee.
I like really, really nice coffee.
No, no, no. Not coffee.
No, I know. You just meant lobbies in general.
general. But I'm just with the
cocktail. There's a bar there.
You know, sometimes I'll go to
hotels and I'll pay hookers to
go to a certain room, but I
won't show up that way. They have
to sit there for 30 minutes
legally and think about their
lives. I get the wrong
across the hallway. So I watch
as I walk out with despair.
That's right. That's right.
I try to help them. I say you
go in that room for 30 minutes.
You think you think about what's
going on. I say you think about
what you're doing.
So sad
I don't know might have been a glitch. Yep. Yep. Wait, okay. I'm looking at a special martini machine
Okay, okay, I'm see you guys to use they had passed her to the room go ahead join it up. I will leak it
No, don't don't don't think it that would be bad
Wait, I just realized I have to download the new maps from steam fuck fuck my ass. Give me a second. Sorry
Yes, yes, I mean illegal download the new maps one second. Let me see what they would say what they would say
I'm starting to think
Oh my god, there's so many new maps there's so cool. Oh my I see two that are crazy
I've seen two that are crazy
We're about to have a blast. Oh my god. We're about to have a blast. I'm I'm just oh my god
There's MW two terminal
Fucking way
Well, oh my god. Oh my god, we're about to have a blast. We this is gonna be the best this is gonna be the best
I'm going to give you something, Peter, I'm going to give you something, go ahead,
do you have me?
Is it your cock?
It's not your cock, I don't want it.
There's new town, no way!
Oh my God, we're about to go crazy, we're about to go crazy.
Oh my goodness.
This is about to be super fun.
Oh my goodness, this is about to be crazy.
Oh, there's another block, I'm too mappled, I don't know what that is, I've seen that
was before oh this looks like a crew map to all of these look so cool oh my goodness
well I'm just downloading so much I'm sorry I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm just gonna
download them now too I'm just gonna pre download it there's one with
look it's my fortnite sprite this one with me in it it's called degenerate this
one no that we're playing that now oh wait wait no no I was that was one of the
maps he already played he just updated it I was already subscribed
okay I'm just gonna get rid of you with my little pee little pee little pee
what I'm talking about someone else I'm talking about okay good I'm popping up
with the game I don't like 12 maps we're good we're good we're good oh my god
These maps are getting crazy. I know this is not going to change. Oh
My god
I'm just
This is this is this is I do this
Okay, all right, but we've got fetus and foxy here. Welcome it. Welcome in gentlemen. Howdy. Thank you for the good evening
evening. How you doing? Hello, Mr. Those other Foxy and who? You should Foxy Mr.
Fetus. Good evening, my friend. I want you to read a graphic novel. Oh, anytime. I
like your voice. Oh, thank you very much. I get that all the time. That's right.
Did you grow it yourself? I did, you know, 16 years of breastfeeding my man. It
increases your bone structure, your vocal cords, everything.
Holy shit.
Can somebody text Foxy to use their password?
Yeah, I got it.
OK, I love you.
I hate you and I love you in the same time.
Thanks, guys.
I'm going to go back to the stage.
I'm going to go back.
That sounds like something we've done.
Did you leak it?
Oh my God, guys, you need to use your password.
Well, make sure you hide your screen.
No, I didn't know immediately, because they'll denounce me.
They'll denounce me.
They'll give my IP.
Do you really need it?
I don't know.
No, no, no, I don't need to open the game yet.
I haven't even been able to open it yet.
OK, good.
Someone went, oh!
They're probably just busting.
I'll be right back.
Everybody hop in.
I'll be right back.
He's right back.
Everybody hop on in.
Hop on in to the find.
Wee!
I'm just pre-downloading the mask to make it easier.
Do you guys see the pass birds and stuff?
Do you need a fetus?
I got an almond.
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, well good.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
I don't see you.
I just see foxy.
One sec.
Yeah, I haven't joined yet.
Around me are familiar faces, worn out places.
I
Feed us I need an immediate I need immediately an update on your daisy journey. Oh, it's it's getting good
It's getting good getting into it. I have returned
Long pairless journey to the fridge made that
How do I join this thing trying to figure out got the details?
I'm old
No, it's fine private fine private server fetus. John loves elder abuse. Yeah, I
Just have my favorite hobbies
Right before kicking animals and spitting on people
That's their fault for being homeless it's just buy a home
Yeah, dude, just get a job and then buy a house
So real real and true real and true good thinking John
I never heard Drew and we're smoking.
Where's everybody at?
Coming in, I'm opening the game now.
I was pre-downloading.
Is that the server name you sent me or the password?
Hey, Kasia wants to play?
No, I think I'm going to get one guy.
I'm getting one guy.
I would love to play with Kasia one day.
I would have to promise him.
I'd have to promise him I'd say, listen, there would be zero penis and zero vagina jokes.
I would have to promise him.
I would have to.
I'd say listen to Keso.
Family-friendly peanut stream.
Just for you, Mr. Keso.
You and me all night long, vigorous, vigorous butt sex.
All night long.
Pina, that's the thing.
I think it's time to realize penises are not funny anymore.
Oh, my budget. That's who. Hold on. I'm drawing. I could do it though. If actually if case
would agree to play with me, I actually would. I would be family friendly for a night. That's
you know what? That's my that is my official offer. If case. I'll be family friendly. I'll
be family friendly. I swear. Actually, I swear. I won't make one. One penis or no one vagina
Not even one. I if I if I was there, which I don't know if I would
But if I was I would promise to make only one but it's gonna be one power
The imagery is gonna be very specific
Highly specific it'll make it'll paint a mental image that will traumatize you for life
it's right but only one only one only one only one only one okay I lied about
the penis thing we are missing you we were missing gimmick or missing I'm
coming in right this second we don't have right I'm here I'm here I hear yet
all right let's do it oh my goodness guys which we play first there's so many
good options I'll see I see we do morons first that's what I've been looking for
Let's do it.
Oh, my goodness.
I'll be Hunter.
Oh, really?
Nobody likes me, Hunter.
I'll be Hunter.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
You are your sacrifice, a gentle lady and a scholar.
I will remember this.
I will never actually volunteer myself, but I will remember this.
I will not give the same, but I appreciate it.
Did they name her on something else?
Foxy, did you have an accident?
Is he blind?
I see that too.
First round playing, so I might be a little slow, but I'm learning actually.
Have you played this yet, Venus?
Ah!
I haven't, I don't know what his name is, but right there, there it is.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
Do you like...
What?
Venus, do you like my Venus?
I don't know what Venus is, I don't know.
Thank you.
Guys, I'm going to let you two hunters, but no infection.
You like it?
Well, all right, everybody download every download. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. This is going to be incredulous. Mr. gimmick. I need you to come with me.
We need to come together. We are about to be in such a hidden spot. They will never find us. The archaeologists, when they dig this place up in 10,000 years, they will say, where is gimmick? Where is peanut?
it and they'll think we're fake they'll say they never even existed but once you find
you make like a thing together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, combine all fours.
If you hold down shift and switch to another pose,
you'll stop making running noises.
It's a cheat, it's a glitch.
Oh my god.
I'm cheating, I'm cheating.
I'm doing the dog bite.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Hold on.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Are you ready for the speedest?
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's a lot of ice.
Ready or not, here we come.
No, not really, I'm not really.
I'm coming.
We got careful.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you said.
Wait.
I'm going to go to your video control panel and set your game into default.
I noticed that helps.
I thought of this game.
He's actually like cheating.
I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where'd you go?
I don't know.
Every single game.
I'm already cheating.
I already know.
Obviously it's the mind.
I'm just a little bit like that.
I don't know what that is right over that's where I keep my computer because I think it's a little darker than other computers
I don't want to one point three wide
Fetus, do you know do you know how this works? I have an idea. Yep, okay
Tracking the sense of surmoneys worth smells like expensive
Cigars well that's cheating you should plug your nose really
Oh
This is a lot of ground to cover. Yeah, you got this
Fetus come here
I'm on the other side. I think I'm in the T spawn
Hold on now now we can talk about this
Just like 30 quick seconds.
She was a doctor. She was a doctor.
Never mind, Fetus.
Nothing over here. There's nothing over there.
There's nothing over here, Fetus.
Very quiet in this chat.
You've got a lot of focus.
That's a pretty good spot right there.
Yeah, I don't think she saw us at all. I think that was gimmick.
You don't get a second chance, so you better do better.
Oh, fuck. I'm so...
I've been about everything.
I'm selling something.
Give me a kiss.
Hold on.
It's an emergency.
This is a tough map.
you're beautiful you're beautiful give it you're getting stunning
last minute you're absolutely stunning give it you really pulled it off this time
oh over here over here where's John I'd John where you at John oh I'm gonna
fucking gulag oh my god no no it's a little hint you got the whistles you
got the whistles you the yellow number at the top that's whatever we whistle
true always a one more time even one more time damn two more times you're
whistling right now?
I'm whistling.
Oh, shit.
We just got to spread out.
You see the stupid?
Where's he going?
You guys are scumbags!
I'm whistling over and over again again.
I think it's close to you.
Guys are blind.
I just came down somewhere and she's finished painting.
I'm not even out there.
I'm whistling a thousand times.
Oh my god.
Did you realize you were right here?
I'm not even out there!
I'm whistling a thousand times!
Oh my god!
Did you realize you were right here?
Yeah, I'm right there right there.
You're right.
Josh just walked past him and came to us.
Literally played daylight.
These guys both have some vehicances of Bacoma.
Oh my god.
Josh just came out there.
There we go.
We're ready to hot use the sex one we're gonna be
Give me the biggest map no
We're at the Donald wait this map before it's new
I can't even find it but I'm flicking
I would never find me. I'm right here. That's a very nice scarf. Thank you. I'm a rug.
I'm a shade carpet. Well, let's play. New town. Oh my god. New sounds gonna be so good.
Oh, God. That was a big, that was a big, that was a big. I've never had my life keep saying
it was just a second right here Mr. DX
thank you sir one of the biggest I've
personally ever seen that's right
the last you'll be me and she's been
helping me some season time thank you
for the bottom of my heart keep on getting
off this debate about what they do for
your service good bye okay good man
mr. maynard you're a good man in the
middle fetus on the secret spot
Thank you.
Oh, he's just volunteering.
That's right.
The blind guy.
What a hero.
He's here.
We just need to get it just.
Come on.
We don't tell him.
Don't tell him.
Tell him it's very easy.
We go.
This is actually a much better map.
It's much smaller.
We go.
I don't know.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus, there's people.
There's people.
What the hell?
Where do we go?
This way, this way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
20 seconds, 20 seconds.
I'm going to be used to all of it.
My brains just went, oh my God, I'm too bad.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I don't even see you anymore, Petus. Are you in there?
Yeah, I disconnected from what I was asking you.
I'm in the lobby.
Oh.
Okay, okay. Here we come.
I'll be in the next one, sir.
Alright, we gotta redeem ourselves here, Petus. That was dog shit that last match.
Yeah, this one's all you. I'm in the next one.
Oh, you're- what?
I thought you came back.
Yeah, like, booted me out of the round for a sec. I don't know why.
It's something terrible.
Lock in. Lock in.
I'm so locked.
There's fake versions of you guys everywhere we paid them their actors actors actors
How do I make myself not shiny you drive the bar get rid of the metallic what the fuck
it's that it's it's underneath the color like a slide bar like 1.00 is like super
metallic RGB HSV which one just see where it says metallic and roughness no
oh yes I do it's at zero okay played with us before John no really you don't
I don't understand when I play a game I forget everything that happens when I go to bed.
You stupid.
Oh, you know what I feel.
Every night.
We cookin' up, we cookin' up, we cookin' up, we cookin' up, we cookin' up.
Is he moving?
Am I cookin'? Am I cookin'?
I hear footsteps everywhere.
It's just wallpaper, it's just wallpaper.
Oh my, I'm not even going to shoot you because that's incredible.
You're pretty good.
Woo!
Get out of here, go away from me you freak!
Oh my god.
Steven! Steven!
No, no, no, I'm not leaving this doorway. You gotta find another place in that room, another epic...
Oh, you found peanut, huh?
I get the same fucking offer.
You ran, you ran, John.
You just don't eat peanut.
He's right here.
So he's not.
Jumped out the window I didn't even run.
No far away, you're never gonna find me.
I'm coming back to you Pina, I'm gonna go find Givick real quick.
I'm a long god, you would never find me again.
You've lost your sense, you've lost your sense, you've lost your sense, you would never find me again,
You should have shot me when you had the dead
Oh the wallpaper job wasn't good
I can see my dead body
Holy shit, you got a good
Even down to the two megapixel dude
You're kind of insane, that's insane
You're kind of crazy
easy. Picasso in the chat. Oh my god. It comes natural to me. Give me money. It's worth
someone such as your stature. He's too much. Oh my god.
Oh, not really.
You know, really, I'm not really doing a lot of lines.
The last one, gimmick.
Give me a whistle.
It is game one.
What food is that, gimmick, in the middle?
What food were you going for?
30 seconds.
She's in the wrong spot. What was she giving you to end the room and I was the one
I can't get up!
Oh, God.
No, no.
Kid, I didn't know you were in the room.
I should have whistled.
Hold on, no.
I'm not going to win too long.
Damn it, dude.
No.
Hunter wins.
Good job, guys.
Are you in the game now, please?
Yeah, I'm here.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
They said I could still live a meaningful life.
Still live a rich and meaningful life.
100%.
1000%.
This is you and I.
No hints this time.
I mean, no extra hints.
When I find you and decimate you,
I want it to be legit.
I don't want a single extra whistle.
I don't want you telling me.
I don't want you nutting me.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna find you and kill you.
Okay, that was good buddy.
There would be no way for you to hide.
You need to wait for my drink.
Go ahead and find me, I'm not gonna find me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, then we can tell each other if we heard whistles.
We go to opposite houses and then you tell me if you heard a whistle or not.
Run.
I
Want to the green one? Okay, go to the yellow one first
Are you fucking talking me dry dude
This would be the easiest task of my entire life I
Will find you with little effort little effort. What if there's plain ones here? How do I differentiate them shoot them?
You have a limited ammo.
Oh, okay, it's a limited, got it.
I will find you so easily, I do not even have my monitor on.
This will be the least challenging thing I've ever done in my...
...eye-life.
This will come so easily.
Seven seconds to me soon.
Almost quite here.
What is directly above me directly above me in the in the green house
Dude you literally saw someone
I'm so easy is it guy fuck you you will die by the time that timer is done I won't be
dying. I promise you will die. You will never find you never understand.
And
Ginger you're a master hunter by the way
No, she sucks.
She's not that great.
She's always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always,
always, always.
She's so fucking bad.
But you don't know that.
Yeah.
She's got like six monitors.
Yeah.
She's gonna have that.
We gotta wait for the next one.
Sorry.
Light work.
I'm gonna go on the other side.
Okay.
I'll let you have a second.
Okay.
Can they move around during the round?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
They're slow, very slow.
I'm so proud of them.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's elementary, it's elementary.
It's silent over here.
Two whistlers on me, two whistlers on me.
I
Shit my games freezing. Yeah, I get freezing as well. I don't know the hell's going on
I'm getting one frame per baby. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah zero frames per second
I I I think the best nut I've ever had a part of my life. No
No, I'm getting one frame print for maybe I think we all
You guys are frozen on my screen. Oh, I just have my first frame of a five minute period
Do we wait this out of it? Do we
Oh
We're back we're back
I'm back right now better. He's cheating. Hey, what's going on?
All right, we're good. We're good. I'll go in the backyard or do you want me to go to the front?
I don't know. She's taking some whistles. She's taking some whistles.
I got this.
He's fucking with you somewhere, I'm telling you. I had two whistles.
He's fucking with you.
I'm frozen, but I might still be in the game.
Die, die, die, die, die, die.
Oh, I am in the game.
He's right here.
I'm no electrician, but I know wiring.
Oh, why?
I- I am no electrician, but I know what a wire looks like in that there's not one d-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Can you help your stream, snap dude?
I didn't hear a whistle on the other side the last time, so...
I'm so broken.
Hold on, bro.
Wait, wait a second.
Hold on, wait a second.
Dude, this message-
I am not a construction worker.
I am not a construction worker, but I know what drywall looks like.
It usually isn't sentient.
Die!
Oh dude, he's got jukes.
I'm about safe.
He's not just not safe.
Pretend it's not safe.
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Yes!
I
Nobody likes to show that's fine wood
Shut up pussy same thing probably
Same thing shut up over there, you know what I meant I
I
Was cooking I was working on Peter at work over here Peter at work
All right, let me tell you something. We're about to we're about to hit
Yes, yes, gentlemen the haunted house it is about to get a little spooky
I hate every shit.
Speaking of, I want to...
Sons of the Forest?
KILLING TIME!
I want to play it.
I'm about to get a little spooky in here, Jim.
I'm about to get a little spooky in here.
I leave next week for a whole week.
No, that's going to be so sad.
Dude, you should make it forever!
Oh, okay.
Don't subscribe.
Downloading?
I can do that.
here we go
i'll try peening this time
what the oh shit it's me
What's up to us?
There's a second floor up here.
What is there a second floor?
Is this part of the map?
Wait, in the lobby?
In the lobby!
They're expanding!
What's going on?
Oh my god, we have no time!
We have no time!
Stressful!
No, 28 seconds!
28 seconds!
You bet, yeah!
What a lot of it whatever
Hold you reside
Retches creatures of the night
disgusting
Lexa view
Should we make this slow or fast should we get to tell the whiff let us find
Let us seek the hiders in this game of seeking hide.
They're not in the closet,
but I could have sworn gimmick was.
No, no, I think I saw that tree.
He's not in confidence.
I suppose he's not in confidence, but I apologize.
My apologies, my apologies, my apologies.
My apologies.
You and you are a juicy man, juicy man, you know.
We've hired, we've hired, he's hired women and children to pretend that they're his.
Oh, yes, he's a liar, he's a liar.
I've heard, I've heard of plays like that being done before.
I haven't seen anything in the bathroom.
I think, I think they're upstairs.
I think all of them are.
I am hearing some suspicious wheezee-heels
Suspicious wheezee-heels
Over towards this bedroom direction
Something is suspicious about this living situation
I will find them immediately at once
Immediately at once
Okay
Immediately at once.
Immediately.
What? You find one?
Is she? No, no, I'm just being.
No, no, no, he said, oh, he said, oh, yeah.
Checked out his door.
That's something scummy gimmick.
Well, I am a highly ethical mech and chameleon I don't even get behind these doors and I think they can like if you
Guys we can't get to some of these spots
Are you mean like behind the carpets?
Behind the carpets?
We can't get to them but I'm lying. We said the crowns. I lied. I lied
Okay, cheating's fine again. Cheating's fine again. Everybody cheat.
Back to cheating. Go for it.
I can't find anyone these gentlemen are
Let's be wrong this entire time. They're not on the second floor
We see what that could be the case. I'm just giving them a little more time cuz I'm a nice guy I
Appreciate that
of course I'm just doing it fuck you know I think we have a chance yes
exactly all right there underneath my feet or something dude is there a
Is there an attic?
What the hell?
Dr. Evil is here!
Dr. Evil!
Ah!
This crowd-moting looks a little suspicious.
Wait.
Die!
No!
Wait, let's give her a chance because she gave us one.
I was just gonna kill her anyway.
Let's find the others.
You have one more win to drop.
So we kind of exhausted our resources. You need to really listen to this next whistle. What do you know about molding peanut?
Oh, I know that that is not crowd molding. Oh, it's excellent molding. Yeah, look like a poo on the wall
30 meters per second
Wait, you don't have poo on your crown molding?
He did his laughter in the whistle
Oh never mind that's just the ball sack of the thing
Alright something is amiss yet something is amiss they are lying to us they are lying to
I'm telling you John, they are right here. We can find this 35 seconds to left. We got this easy
We have this job we have this easy to lock it
They're all just crowd-moting they're all just crowd-moting in different places
Hey, oh, we are the best
Is he in? Is he in? No. First time hider. First time hider. I think I got what it takes.
Esports ready. Oh my god. Oh god. That was a good one. We're working. Let's take a look.
Oh my goodness, gracious.
Are you? Oh my goodness, gracious.
A cheese spot.
Is that considered cheesy or what?
Cheese. Cheese.
I think it was good.
Fuck you.
Gee, geez, geez, geez.
We're playing that map again.
I would like to be the hider.
I will I will never be found in a billion billion years.
Well, now I want to be hunter.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I bet you.
I don't let's raise the stakes.
Let's raise the stakes.
I know that you want some.
You will never find me.
OK, go on.
My God.
That's like.
If I find you and you have to come over and give me a sub, I'm.
I can knock that off my fucking face.
You won't find me.
You will never find me.
No, I'm not.
You won't find me by the way, Barthie.
You specifically.
Okay, alright.
Wait.
John, John, do not shoot anybody.
Hee hee.
I got you, peanut.
I will never find you in a trillion years.
You will never find me.
I will cheese this so fucking hard.
I'm about to cheat.
I'm gonna just straight up fucking see
Dude you even lost my god
Walls on this on these maps. Yeah, it's a little difficult. I
Am gonna find you first
Not a lot of time. Yeah, I mean by spot yet
Have we given Jinjin the ample time did you should be in the game?
She said she joined last time
Did you hear right? She's here. She's here. She's here in the lobby. Yeah
All right, John, just me and you
Oh
Shit
I'm gonna get on out of here.
Oh, no, paint your head.
I didn't mean to paint these.
I gave everyone a second chance, but me.
Well, you ran, John.
You ran.
He was running, too.
He was on the top of the window so fast.
I was scared.
The little boy was cold.
I'll give you a chance next time, John.
Thank you.
Oh, fuck.
I'll shoot anybody, John. I need this. I need this. I need to kill him.
Nina, what?
You told me where you are so I can kill you.
I'm in the bathroom.
Okay.
Wait, did this fucking house change?
Uh, I don't think so.
I didn't realize how many rooms are in here because I can't run fast enough.
I
Me that goes in shitty cheese spots by the way, I know your heads up there. I did you they don't I usually pay the shit load
Yes, yes, yes, I
Okay, it's some fucking up with me.
It says I'm fine and then it just randomly says I'm not and some fucking teleporting me.
Like it says I'm totally fine and then I randomly start blinking.
coming up. Oh, they're close.
Yeah, looking good, boys. Looked
in good. How we looking boys?
Someone just passed Pina.
what he said you're talking in game you're talking in game oh shit oh my god
thank you I wish I heard that oh my god was talking game oh my god was oh my
goodness oh my goodness that would have been bad that would have been that would
have been horrible
Yeah, we did and you let them walk free you read the subtext of our bed foxy if you find me you get one sub but if I if you do not find me you only
only one thousand.
There's basement in this bitch?
No, there's not.
I think a couple of them are outside.
Are you kidding?
Oh, who's not showing themselves off?
You can't reuse it! Get back here!
Get back here!
Oh my goodness!
You can reuse the same one every time!
Yikes.
That's right.
There's nowhere to go.
There it is.
Hear anything?
I thought I heard a whistle over here.
You guys hear that?
No.
Give us a little whistle whistle.
Whistle whistle whistle whistle.
Oh boy, what is this little turd?
Hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a second,
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Oh, shit.
You better hurry.
30 seconds.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
I'm telling you, it made so much sense to move.
It made so much sense.
Think about it.
John said someone's outside.
When I looked over, John and her were right here
on this patio on the left side.
It was reasonable to conclude that they were about
to go to the right side.
It was reasonable to conclude that they were just about
to go to the right side.
So I went back into the house and said no,
that's not it.
I'm telling you, John, I tell you,
I would believe that would believe that
You know what you know what foxy double or nothing double or nothing
Seconds oh
I'm hunter you guys don't have to hunt
painting till there's 10 seconds left.
You guys don't know anything.
This is personal.
You guys paint.
Boys, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
That was a reasonable response to this.
They were both on the outside.
Guys, everyone in my, all of my mongolians
are cooking me right now.
Guys, I, they're cooking you?
I'm telling you, I've been a reasonable response
to the situation and the cooking me
telling me I sold. They're telling me I sold. Oh my goodness. I made such a reasonable
risk minus six dollars. Why am I hunting again? I've been painted in three rounds.
I put you good, John. I didn't have a shot someone in three rounds either. Whoa, did
they finally actually fix this map? Yeah, they fixed it. They fixed it. They fixed it.
Oh my God. Give it to me. Give it to me. We gotta find a spot. We gotta find a spot.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Dude. It's just, yes, yes, yes.
a map I think it is. I'm going to be so upset.
Boxie would never find me on this map. She's a fool.
Ha ha ha. She's a fool.
Did you pick the map based on my skills?
No, I don't know what this went was,
but it just has to happen to me.
The revamp is the one we couldn't play.
There's a super-indulgent.
Oh wait, wait, peanut.
Oh, I remember correctly.
Oh, keep flipping, flipping, flipping, flipping.
We can't...
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, right here. Right here.
Come to me, come to me.
Wait, what?
Why is there so many invisible walls?
It's fixed-ish, it's fixed-ish.
What do we do?
There's so many invisible walls.
Follow your heart, follow your heart.
Follow your heart.
Oh, this one's fixed?
This is a cool one.
And now it's telling me I'm too buried when I'm not.
Use that advantage
You've been a bad guy. I never I never shoot him when they're blinking cuz I feel bad. Oh, who the fuck is this one?
What is that? What is that?
What's that? That was Gigi. No, it's so scary
I don't know what you're doing here. I don't knock knock may I have some newspaper?
I'm just gonna get the paper!
It's working!
Dude, it's-
Die!
Can you hit him?
No.
He's doing- he's doing bobbing and weaving.
Got him.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm spreading out so I can get the whistles.
I mean-
Not good.
Oh yeah.
You found one?
Yeah, no, they're just both whistles over here.
These skull bags are over here.
Let's get them.
These skull bags.
Skull Mags are over here.
Let's get em.
Skull Mags.
I wanna read you.
Oh, good.
Hold on.
Some bread? Yum.
Oh, there's another one!
There's another one!
Get out of my face!
Where the fuck did he go?
You killed him.
Oh, I didn't even wanna hit him.
Damn.
That's probably up here as well.
They were laughing and giggling.
Yeah, whistle!
Where did you hear the whistle?
It was coming together.
There's someone over here.
I can't get up here.
There?
There's someone over in this corner.
I hear footsteps.
I feel like...
Does it make footsteps?
Oh.
He's somewhere over here for sure.
He's by me in this corner.
I'm going to find you peanut I'm going to fucking kill you
No you can find him and then you're going to tell me that I'm going to kill him
Oh that's right if I kill him the deal's over
I'll be through shape
Alright we got another whistle
Look, there's a little piece of bird shit up here, like the bird ate some Taco Bell or something.
Come on down!
Get over here!
Show yourself!
You never kiss me!
Don't shoot him!
You never kiss me!
Let him have the chance!
You never kiss me!
You'll never kiss me! You'll never kiss me!
You'll never kiss, you'll never kiss
You'll never kiss me, you'll never kiss me importante
You'll never kiss me
I'm blocking! I'm blocking Pina!
Blocking! Blocking! Now I'm blocking you!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA directly!
He's so fast They'll kill him, don't kill him!
I'm shooting to distraction.
Oh, no!
Triple or nothing.
Alright, I'm Hunter.
John, you know it's going to pull you in anyway.
Might as well just stand on the fucking red circle.
We're going in. We're going in.
Oh, no.
We're going in, we are going in, we are going in.
Oh, this one looks hot, this one looks hot.
Woo, this one looks hot.
I guess it'd be Kajup or nothing.
Four subs or nothing?
Deal, Foxy, deal?
That's big.
Four subs or nothing?
Four subs or nothing.
What do you have to tell us?
One, two, three, four.
If I find you, you're subbing to me personally.
Oh, shit.
And then you can gift three to anybody you would like.
All right.
OK.
All right, three subs and a personal sub to Foxy.
Cracky.
I like it.
But if you do not buy me something, you get nothing.
Yeah.
You get nothing.
Fine.
I'm scared.
You get nothing.
It's Foxy Kamiko is the channel.
Oh, shit.
Downloads, sorry.
Lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it right here. Lock it right now
Lock it in oh and and and and and gimmick sends you a dick pic and give it
Say dick please that if I win or lose
If you win
Wait, can I
What you guys think I could maybe be the part of the deal maybe maybe gimmick can just make a like a group message
yes everybody everybody I mean to me it's not you know to me it's just part of
my life you know it's no big deal to me you guys really want to just ask humble
man even hotter it's even more rewarding when they have to win it though
gimmick understanding and that's true something on the line
Are you fucking kidding me dude? Are you fucking actually eating my ass right now?
I'm not
I knew I was gonna pull I think peanut has something said where it's just me and you probably does peanut
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you of course a new fucking fucking
Do you fancy a one-for-one sub competition to partake ah yes John
Okay, is this a part of the dick dick or is it separate?
Separate to the dick dick.
The dick dick is only if I lose or if I win.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Okay.
Makes sense.
That's good enough.
Ah, so I think we're on.
I think we're on.
Deal.
deal. These new maps, I never know what you do. Oh, geez. What is this? You know, what
did we play? What was that game we played where I killed Genji's dinosaur? This looks
just like that one layer we went into.
Mark, yeah, he's fucking logged in, Mark.
God, no.
I don't even know how to get those subs out.
Hang out at spawn for a little bit.
Okay, I see.
I've had the most focus ever.
Hang out at spawn for just a little bit.
Are you dressing with me?
Rebecca's fine, you got me.
There you guys, the beat, and you're here.
This is insane.
Whistle.
Oh.
Are we cooking a web-wise?
Are we cooking or what?
That was sick.
John, there was whistle in this room.
I
Gosh, you pick the hardest map on purpose peanut. I
I'm sorry with the random don't let me hold you up keep on paying oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, you see that boys you see it you see it you're never being found we had never been found
They moved. They're moving.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Oh
John
Oh
Fuck
You know, I think as many as needed.
The stakes are really, like I'm printing money over here.
Oh, I'm just spread out.
There's going to be a second.
You would not be found again.
Wait, who's that was just a chest round?
That was a chest round.
You left.
That was a chest round.
No whistles over here.
Oh, Ginger's left.
Over by me.
By skeleton.
John, you'll never find me.
I'm going to owe.
Oh, my God.
gimmick oh my god you make your your place is incredible
there's money on the line mr. Peter there's money on the line oh that's right
I forgot you and John had a little little thing I can't wait to receive his
credit card information with those on the back the magic numbers the magic
Oh, there's three little numbers on the back and everything.
Oh my god!
Genji, I don't know what the fuck Genji just did.
I just, I couldn't even find Genji even though I can supposedly see her.
Genji in the spawn?
Genji's just gotta join!
I have no idea.
I'm interested to see these spots.
Oh, they're so far away from us.
Wow, that's a good one.
I was just cheating the whole time
Wait, it's gimmick in a cheesy shit. No, no
Practically a free free kill
All right, you accept the tip learn nothing foxy yep, I accept it
You can claim your award if you feel like it.
You want to accept the quintipple?
Eight subs and a personal sub and two dick pics from gimmick or nothing!
Ah, a little gifted stuff.
I was going to add they're on quint, they're on doing quintipple or nothing.
Quintipple, quintipple.
Let's do a double or nothing and just pretend that one's a wash.
Quintipple, quintipple.
All right.
Listen, whoever wins, I owe you an extra one.
Nah, that's double, just double, I don't...
You'd actually try this time.
Double or nothing.
Double or nothing, John. They're on nipples.
I once tried!
Double or nothing.
That was one of the best hiding spots you've ever seen!
What are you talking about?
Well, pick, yeah.
That doesn't count if we're both on the same team.
That was one of the best!
I don't know how they found us!
I feel like, Peanut, you should get a dick-pick with that list,
because I feel like your art was competing for it.
Thank you.
Thank you. By the way, Foxy, we have a bit of a problem.
Need you to turn around.
No, please. No. Oh, God. It's
I, it's I, the demolisher, the
I'm going to work out. All right.
I got it. I also, you know what,
Foxy, let's, let's continue to
find more guys. Oh, that's the
way. Mm hmm. Okay. I got this.
Let me do something extraordinary.
Oh no!
No, no, no!
This is a bug map!
The pain-the pain-matching doesn't work!
Abort! Abort!
Oh...
Come on, guys!
I can't believe this!
My-my plan!
I'm unprepared!
The pain-matching doesn't work!
I know how I'm playing games. Don't panic. You guys are geniuses. They come. My middle name is come.
My middle name is come. It was my last name. It was my first name. Your names come? No, I'm come, come, come.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, don't you forget it. That's sir coming to the 17th. Calm, calm. Got it.
you know normally I'd let you go but since money's on the line
what sorry John sorry John second time in a row
she let everyone apples be fell
the metal attack was work John you have to understand you have to understand
I had money on the line too well I'm gonna go
and then hey Foxy
There's been the worst hour of my life, hating her.
What?
Take it back.
You don't mean that, John.
I still mean it.
I mean every bit of it.
I'll let you go next time when I don't have to.
Yeah, I heard that before.
Yeah!
Oh, fuck!
Why are we so whistled?
You know, I'm gonna find my cohorts and snitch on them so you can win.
I'm gonna find my cohorts and snitch on them so you can win
Guys can't help him that's cheating that wasn't talked about in terms of service
of the agreement.
Why are you even looking at my buns?
My buns are looking at you, Sam.
Oh, yes!
You lost your eye-catch on what you just painted.
Yes!
I have the finder, the demolisher, the destroyer.
No one can hide from me.
My beautiful bun.
I had two beautifully painted burgers on my buns.
no one can hide no one can hide there'll be no hiding you call a duty map I
remember this map is turbo to know one can hide from me I have eyes like a
Well, I have eyes on my cock, so...
I don't think you're up to facilities for that big man.
He's just got a big cock.
Don't have the facilities for that big man.
Hey, hold up.
Hang up!
Oh, shit!
Let's turn you up for it!
Briggson!
All right!
Terminator!
Where are we at? Where are we at with this deal?
You have lost.
Are you gonna be a coward? Are you gonna be too scared to keep going?
Fine. You wanna start back up buddy?
You wanna start back up?
Let's keep going big guy.
What's up?
What?
Wait, we're restarting it now?
What do you think quick temple or nothing means?
Okay, where are we at?
You know what? You picked the spot this time.
I'm a little drunk so I can't really do the math.
So I can't really do the math that much.
You picked the start of the score.
That's what I'm just talking about.
Me?
Oh yeah.
Where, was I doing the math right?
I can't tell if I was doing math right.
I thought you needed to choose eight or nothing.
That's why you doubled it, I think.
Yeah, yeah, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I wasn't doing it right,
because the first one was one,
and then I bet you won more.
So that way if you won, you get two,
but if I won, you go to nothing.
And then I double it to four,
so that means if you won, you get four,
But if you lose, you get nothing and I double it again,
which is eight.
So if you lose, you get, or if you win, you got eight.
If you lost, you get zero.
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
All right.
I'm gonna have to call my lawyer.
We can do it again though, Foxy.
You can do it again?
Let's just do, okay, okay, okay.
Let's start the game.
Let's talk about this.
We're starting over?
That's how it works, Foxy.
You can't do it again.
I am too good at this.
Oh, oh, the nothing side.
No, no, the nothing side.
I'm just explaining, Foxy.
And I bet you one stop, right?
I bet you one sub right and then I bet you I lost so I bet you one more sub you you one so that I know you
Two and I'm gonna do some you one so I owe you four and then I lost again, so then I owed you eight
You're demand
Okay, we started eight though if you want we do two you let's do ten ten subs
Final no double or nothing's this one right here
10 subs on the line.
One personal, two dick pics from gimmick.
Two dick pics from gimmick.
Not to me, to you, not to me.
10 subs.
And only on my side, if you lose, don't give me anything.
But if I lose, I will give you 10 subs.
Locked in, it's extraordinary.
That sounds like an incredible deal, honestly.
Locked in.
I'll take that, I'll take that deal.
I'm not gonna lie to you, it's not the subs that don't make me want to pay, it's just
the last time I tried to give someone subs like five months ago at the client and I looked
like a bitch.
No, Pina, no!
Oh my God!
We're just gonna delay it, we're just gonna delay it because the math is getting too
mathy.
We're delayed, we're delayed, we're delayed.
Yep, this one's just fun.
By the way, Foxy, I'm about to hit.
Okay, so when I find when I find my guy don't scream I'm about to hit a nasty
Mw2 terminal 720 off this map up side down flip no scope
Headshot, and then I'm gonna have John put that edit that he put on
I gotta show you guys that video. Oh, I posted it right after I said you that video peanut
I had to it was incredible. It was incredible. You're about to see face be it you're about to see face be there
Wait, is it both you guys again? Yes
It's like he took your spot John. I guess so
The car match doesn't work at all no in some places in some places it does in some places it doesn't oh
Oh, all right, let's snip them out. Yeah
Could they be
There's one oh
Close close close close close close. Let me care for you. I bet you none of them are hiding on this side of the map this time
I bet you being explored. I guarantee you that fast though
Yeah, they're a bit of slow runners. If they're over here. There's no painting for
I think they're going to be a five.
First certain, first certain, yeah, first certain, yeah, first certain, yeah, first certain, yeah, first certain, yeah, first certain, yeah, wait a second, hold on, wait a minute.
Oh, find something suspicious?
I found a can of beans and it looks suspicious.
Well, I'm not a new boy.
Okay, I have no whistles over by baggage.
Oh, I didn't get a whistle either. Oh my God, you're right. I even realized. I didn't get any whistles.
Gotta go to the other end.
Oh, I bet you anything Foxy there in the airplane lurking in the shadows like scumbags.
Where's the airplane?
Yep, you never played MW2 Terminal?
Oh yes, yeah, I thought you went on this map.
It's on this map!
I'm saying in this game, in this game, not on this.
This is a recreation of MW2 Terminal!
Where's the plane? Where's the plane?
You never played MW2 Terminal!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Yes I have! Yes I have!
I think you know where the fucking plane is!
It's a right foxy go down escalators and take a right
Shut your mouth when you're yelling. I don't think she paid up to be determined. I think she's like Foxy. Foxy
I don't think she was there. I don't think she was there with the fucking intervention
No, scopes off the top and play
I don't think she was doing can packages on the wing just to click top top. I don't think she was
We were there. We were there or a UAV. We were there. We were there. Oh
Oh, yeah, we were there
The little ladder right below where you want to that fucking ladder lots and lots of death happened on that ladder
Have you heard wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we haven't heard a whistle either
Wait, we have another starting spot. I've heard he whisms
Nothing to see here. Oh
nothing nothing that's suspicious no it's not that's suspicious only if you make it
can you lock in I'm not gonna get them all remember I was just here for like
support what is that I don't think we heard anything over here either which
What's your fight?
Oh, come and spread out.
Here, here, here.
Over here, over here.
There are the maid room.
Oh, these bad stuff.
Smells like bitch in here.
Smells like bitch.
Ah, that's not nice.
Okay.
Smells like really well-groomed bitch in here.
Is that better?
Thank you.
He not there somewhere in here. Come on.
I think they're in the main room. I'm telling you.
No, I mean, they're over. I heard whistles over by baggage too.
I think they're on the move. I don't think they're staying in one spot.
You heard the move?
Wait, I'm not on your team.
Thank you. Thank you, John.
Legend.
John Legend?
So locked in right here.
Okay, no whistles over here now.
They're on the move, they are definitely on the move.
They are, they are.
These bastards!
I can't find a single one!
I don't think they're up high.
Oh, God.
It's just too easy.
Oh, it's just elementary.
It's one of those things that comes natural to some people
and does not to others.
Oh, well, I can continue to refine my work of art,
but it's pointless at this point.
You guys aren't even whistling, not one extra whistle.
I just whistled.
I actually just whistled.
Oh, good.
We are where?
Where?
Oh.
Did she hear me say, are you so serious?
Are you so serious?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here.
I told you they were in the main room!
Fuck you!
I told you!
Fuck you!
I told you!
You're moving a lot though.
They weren't listening in the area.
You need to stand in the open even.
That is ridiculous.
Fuck that, mafia.
Never going back ever.
It's a high IQ kind of hiding spot.
It doesn't make sense to people with middling IQ.
Okay, all right.
IQ, high EQ is my middle name.
All right, pal?
My middle name, my middle name.
Ruff is having a bad day.
Little too much ambient.
Quite fine.
Huff and too much asbestos.
Now gentlemen, we have to downmess them up.
Yes, asbestos is actually very delicious, very delicious.
you like a blank steak for a little asbestos
but you're a steak and we're waiting for you to eat
love the cheese come out of where I am
I got to look like a real person
I'm watching you eat them with a Mr. Bloodbath
my man
my boy thanks to the guy who went by the bgp of white
God speak to the God people white
Y'all see digi why aren't you talking
it's just chilling I don't really feel good right now
Oh, you want to make you feel about it 20 mcnuggets in a Big Mac?
Always.
And you're just like Big Mac sauce, right?
Two and a half milligrams of black tar.
That's what I do every time I feel like I'm just going to throw that.
What is this?
I was never going to be able to make this stupid bet.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
How am I supposed to win if I don't even want to eat this serious?
You're probably doing something.
She's scaring, she's scaring, she's scaring, she's scaring to make it to bed.
She's scaring to make it to bed.
To make it to bed.
I don't tell anyone.
I'll meet the ball.
She doesn't want to get to meet the balls.
I really, really don't want peanuts money.
That's what it boils down to guys.
You gotta be honest.
I really, really, really don't want money.
You should take his money.
I'm gonna be impressed if you find me.
Oh, my boy.
That means he's in a cheat spot, by the way, cause they have not had enough time to pay
for the joy.
Oh, this is a really cool map.
Remember, these guys like to be very sneaky behind you.
20 cent love you peanut. Thanks for always making hard days better and keeping me laughing you do great things for people's mental health
sincerely a bungalow lady
Thank you for the kind way buggy 80
I'm gonna find this fetus bitch. I'm a shoe in the mouth
Never
I'm telling you fetus is
Not painted not painted
I was. Now I'm not so much. He's just in a cheat spot. I think they're in this room.
He does like that. He does like that. Like a little bit of cheating. No, I'm just double
checking. Blast him for a second. Blast him for a second. I just know there's fuckers in
I don't know. I don't know.
Where's the wish list? Where's the wish list? There was a whistle like over in this general area.
There's no way
I
Mean to check these
What's up with you?
This motherfucker, I tell you how my goodness. I know he's just aware of something over here. You wish you somewhere
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I say, so got Ginzy got you, D.
Don't hurt it.
The topic is.
You know, three more got your back.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
Oh.
See, Mr.
Fetus is a fucking cheek.
I know it.
It's a- it's a- it's a f- it's a f-
Where the hell did I come from?
Is it over there?
Some more over here.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Could be!
What is this? What is this? What is this?
I already shot there.
Uh, uh, what was it?
Is it in the hole?
No, I ain't going to shut this door.
Oh, well, yeah.
God damn it.
Good one, Fudge, good one.
That was pretty damn good.
It was pretty damn good.
Here, here, here, here, here.
What are these other fools?
You have to find your own blinking.
What are these other fools?
You're getting the shadows.
I don't get it.
This one for fetus!
Oh my god, you missed your fetus.
Oh, good heavens.
The one for fetus, himself.
He's right here, he's right here, fuck, he's right here, he's right here, he's right here!
He's right here!
But where is he?!
Where in the fucking world?!
Oh my god.
We're dead. It's over. It's crunch time. It's crunch time. Two more. Two more. Two more. We got this. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.
We're dead. It's over. We're dead. It's over.
How about you look at where I am, Mr. Gibby?
I've been in this whole time, dude. I've been so locked in. I haven't even blinked.
I'm trying to find you.
Just trust me. Yours is nothing compared to mine.
Go in. Oh, wrong room.
Go that way. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Mm-hmm
That room either right here, right? This is impossible. I don't even know where the fucking I don't even know where I am
Possible
I see John I see John I'm gonna get in there
Fuck you guys are going back then I'm hiding and you would never find
You never find me in a billion
In a billion
In a billion? I know this voice
He's stressed out
He's stressed out, he's stressed out
He's out focused, I know when he's focused on it
He's like very, very quiet, he's talking a lot
He's out of mouth-run and not enough paint
You know what I mean?
What the hell is going on, Roddy? I'm being slandered
I'm being slandered
I'm not a senior
I'm coming for that ass
You're not gonna find it
coming in your ass
don't you come in my ass
oh shit
no takesies vaccines
that's true
that's the law
you took a neuro
uh yeah i took a honey pack
So, let's see what these things got. Neurotropics. Neutropics.
Oh!
Oh my god, dude, I've been-
You like Neutropics!
I've been housing Neutropics.
Actually, I think they're complete bullshit,
but I've been housing them anyway,
and I feel tipped off of my game.
Ah! I know a gummy brand that has new tropics in their gummies.
Just saying.
Oh, like I said, I think they're really effective and actually,
like, really good.
Oh, peanut, we're close to each other. Oh, shit.
Oh perfect.
Well thanks John. Thanks for fucking me!
How did that fuck you? What if you get shot? Then I fucked myself!
Oh that's you.
This beat boxy. Lock in!
I didn't have your name in lock in boxy!
Lock in boxy!
Okay we gotta go for the whistle. This map is too detailed.
It is. It is.
Okay split up. You see there? I'm gonna go on the other side of the map.
Okay okay.
I'm gonna go on the other side.
feeling peanuts in this room right here this is the room remember they like to
shove themselves in small holes they would never fight us they would never
fight us in a million years a million years
biggers can't be choosers you know they'll never find me I genuinely you
would never find me you would never ever find me John what you had to do with
So.
Uh, where are you?
Where are you?
I'm across.
I'm no more close.
OK, OK.
I'm looking.
We're so, we're so, we're so.
Oh, and on the run.
I went to the kitchen.
Right over here.
And where the hell is?
Oh, there's Evie.
Hi, Evie.
Oh, they're all together now.
Let's see.
So we're free.
We're in this room.
We're free.
I can't um, I can't find Genji.
Oh, John, that is an incredulous spot.
Thank you, my friend.
John, oh my goodness, you will never be found, even though that's...
I don't want to say it, but...
Oh, fuck.
An unoriginal idea.
May I say an unoriginal idea?
If he's spotter, you gotta find him.
Oh, gosh, I found Genji.
three seconds three seconds to whistle
oh who's in here
can I come in real quick
oh okay you don't see anything don't worry
don't worry you don't see anything guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
I
Peek-a-boo!
Oh my god, I gotta leave no way.
What? I just saw you!
Fuck you!
That was a different guy! That was a different guy!
That's so different!
I'm currently paying myself as peanut. That's a run-up. That's a distraction.
Uh, there's a little thing making noise over here.
over here. There's a little thing that doesn't know that he's open miking. There's a little
guy over here that doesn't realize he's open miking over here. A little slug guy.
Okay?
So that is how you open my-
Get back here!
Oh my God.
Get back here!
Oh my God.
I know you're around here.
Son of a bitch.
Oh my God.
Jesus!
No! Nooo!
Wait, where's John?
Oh my god!
It wasn't even close!
No! We went so close!
Woo!
John, you stand up!
Oh my god!
Nothing, Mr. Kidditch!
Double or nothing, double or nothing.
Double or nothing you say, double or nothing it is.
Foxy, do you accept?
Oh, you want to do double or nothing with me?
I thought you were making a new deal
because I mean clearly you know I'm gonna.
40 subs or zero subs, yes or no.
40 subs or zero subs, still a personal sub.
Still a personal sub.
Okay, got it.
I'm glad your client's still bad, dude.
Oh my god.
You just want me to be hunting.
You're buying me to be a hunter, you know that, right?
Of his riches.
I
I did too, I just miss myself. Are we still playing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
No. I'm a hunter, so you better get your shit together.
I'm gonna find a good hiding spot on the little face.
Nope. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Fucking. Oh shit.
Hey John, are you a hunter?
No. Okay, okay. Are you?
No, the bet is postponed.
rain check rain check
how do we have a ready to find somewhere good
we have to tackle this we open doors or no no wish John I'm struggling here you
got this just think small I'm also struggling
Hey, how you doing, Judd?
Oh, boy, boy, boy.
Oh, God, it's Genji.
Oh, she's a good one.
She's a good one.
You're gonna blow it!
Perfect.
Ever find this massive cheating?
Who's hunting with me?
with me. Oh, we got this. I don't know. You were there too. It's beautiful. Oh, right.
Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. Oh, right. I'm gonna
go pee. I'll be back. You'll never find me. You'll never find me. You'll never find me.
You'll never find me. Easy. Easy, buddy. Easy, buddy. You see where I am? Mr. Good. I'm
I'm still painting that. Hold on. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
Ah!
I see, I see, John.
Beautiful!
All natural!
All natural, all natural.
Very beautiful.
Thank you.
I don't like what I'm seeing at the moment
over on the...
On the other side.
Oh, we'll get you in there.
Get in there keep walking Genji
Found me I see
Never would find me in a billion years
Yeah
You're gonna fall down those stairs mr. Mr. Ginnick
stairs
Genji does this plant have a head
No!
We didn't even see him!
His spot was even better than ours!
Not the little head sticking out.
I want to see some screenshots.
I need screenshots immediately.
You did!
You saw him. I didn't see him. I didn't know he was in there.
We need the POV screenshots.
The suspicious player looking at.
Foxy Annika.
I'm feeling good.
Hi.
Known daisy cheater, Foxy Annika.
Correct, correct.
There are lamps in here.
Oh.
That's what's, that's what's, that's what's.
I
Think you accidentally
No, Mike by the red
I thought I heard it.
No, I can see with the bottom of my head they're red.
OK, good.
God, I thought I thought I thought I had a...
Don't wait, she found us.
That was a great hiding spot.
I'm trying to find you.
Now you ain't taking hints from the chat now, are you, Foxy?
Talking to me?
I'm screaming.
I'm talking to you!
She's not even screaming.
nice try buddy oh oh oh my god oh my god they were next to each other
so fucking stupid
look at this guy
how did john not get down
what
how did john not get down
because we got too bad
sometimes the more obvious
oh i think john is
he's noticeable
two
oh that was nice
What a tragedy, what a tragedy the likes of wish the world was a nurse, despite the worst
thing that's ever happened in the whole world.
Ever.
Are you like back?
We're three, four thousand years of human history.
What are we doing?
We're recording history.
We're going back to CS2 Mirage.
You want me to hunt?
Yeah, yeah, you and Foxy, you and Foxy.
Got it.
I'm just starting to warm up on the painting feeling hot
I got to learn how to paint oh
It's right here's your 20 subs boxy here's your 20 subs you win
We can do we can do we can do
Oh fuck you!
Here's your 20 subs, fuck you!
We made that bet for a thousand that I won.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Remember, you still get addicted.
I forgot about that, I forgot about that.
Pina, Pina, Pina!
What?
One personal sub.
Call it even.
There's 20 subs right there, there you go!
There's 20 subs, there you go!
There you go. There you go. There you go. There's your 20 subs.
Fairly, I'm not an expert behind it, as I thought.
I thought my hiding skills were top notch.
I thought my hiding skills were elevated.
Ascending Picasso like.
Elegant. Elegant.
Elegant, scintillating.
Elevated, scintillating.
Oh, I could have swore my hiding skills were above all else.
personal hey did I get a personal one in there first one yes I hold on I'll not
get hold on I'll do that this round
who's to be he's on how you doing he's picking peanuts
pockets just my pockets are being picked hold on wait oh shit
you guys didn't even tell me I was hot
miking for three rounds
ha don't hide don't hide hold on
no dude this is too mean visual wads in
this getting fucked
not a good way
not a good fuck
not a good kind
oh my god
good lord
what is that
mind mind
no no mind
I did the paint magic
it's just fucking green
what is that
oh
no
un-v-sit
on all sides
I don't know what I'm doing.
It's very, very quiet whistle over here.
Hey, didn't.
Gaslighter, quick.
Very, very, very, very, very quiet whistle over here.
You're sweating.
I know I'm sweating.
You guys go to this one because I couldn't find you last time
I think I got screwed on like my first four choices.
A SPACY MEATBALL!
Oh my god, are you a meatball?
I've already perished.
I got jailbugs.
I discovered my location.
Genji, I saw a meatball over here by the A on the wall.
Last scene at the A.
What does that mean, a meatball?
It's like a little round guy.
Running around.
Space you meet the ball
I can't even find
I can just click what am I doing read the spot oh my god
I like oh my god your spots brilliant penis peanuts
Peanut fills me penis but fills me with righteous fury
and I and all my elegance and my taste my panache I've been discovered and you
I'm not gonna lie.
I've been brilliant this whole time. I just got here.
Oh, oh.
Me and Peanut started running when you were getting shot.
Because we thought they were shooting at us.
Yeah, we thought they were shooting at us.
We were eliminated because of invisible walls.
I let the meatball get away.
Yeah, you did.
We can only continue your bet one more time.
One more time.
I hear fetus. Where are you? Dude, I was never gonna find you there, fetus.
Where's the badge, where's the badge, where's the badge, where's the badge?
Thank you, I'll be right back. Too easy, too easy.
And the net
It's not
Do I could find it how you want to see my life
I was I was like it was like a minute into the round before I
Got it
No please, stop please.
Please.
Please no.
No mercy!
Yes.
Watch them fall.
Right into our hands, of course we can actually start until they download the map.
They will never find us gimmick in a billion years.
I have the million.
Not honestly give him a billion
Using silly
To throw them off the past few rounds. I gave it right back
Yeah, I've been playing like I'm stupid and dumb
Yeah, in reality. I am
Genius genius genius
Foxy why'd you give me 20 stops foxy because I'm not taking your money
Foxy we basically just give Twitch 50 fucking money for no reason
You gave it to me I get it right back
But you still made her here in fucking Twitch.tv we lost
We lost
Just listen, just listen I just want a personal seven I don't want your money
All right, I'll give you the personal seven
Which of course ironically does cost money
Just a little bit, okay?
A little bit of money.
Just a little bit.
A little bit of money.
Just a drop.
There you go.
Bam!
Right there, boom!
Legend, legend.
Boom!
Oh my God.
She's gonna put that over there.
I cannot believe we just gave Prince
his fucking money for no reason.
Hell yeah.
Just bang that down.
I told you I didn't want your money.
Listen, John, let's do another bet.
It was just for the last.
Hold hard cash.
Okay.
Hold hard cash.
handed off in person we but you still get a dick pic from gimmick right stand
Diego or September well yeah I mean that's given I've already taken it
this is maple story this is maple story for anybody who's made me
sorry wait how's this gonna work what yeah I don't know that's a duty game I
I have no idea how to do it, I don't know.
What's our bet, what's our bet?
I swear I'm over taking some boy good bang, good out of me.
I'm a hunter, 26 dollars cold hard cash, yes, actually no.
You paid me for sure, of course I paid me for the story.
It was a deal.
Are you going to TwitchCon?
I can't go to TwitchCon.
I made an age joke and some lady in my YouTube
I'm gonna go and threaten to kill me if I win because of my age jokes.
Oh no.
Hell yeah.
Oh man.
That's like not even gonna happen.
That'll happen.
The event is like a wet napkin.
I don't think you'll have much room.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
Hold the joke.
I remember she was just like don't make jokes my age.
fucking funny and she was like, she was like a whole paragraph and in the middle of it she
was like if you're gonna say age jokes you might as well just say airplane food jokes
and so then I responded to her and I go airplane food is age.
I have so many questions.
Airplane food jokes was an even thing.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
Airplane food is not even that bad.
I when the airplane man comes around when I went to Germany last I had little raviolis on the airplane
You're good. Give me that I see what do you do your do your wife go to airports to just hang out dude
I love it. This map is gonna be too big. I didn't I'm not even a good spot. You're never gonna find me. I'm
You're never gonna find me like this. Yeah. I mean, genuinely. I'm in a horrible hiding spot. You won't find me
This is too much to prove us wish to prove
I am very obvious, I will say.
I-I know you guys at the top of the fucking tower, it's really tall.
I'm not gonna tell you where you're at.
Okay, so they're all up here.
Where's our boys at?
I didn't hear any whistles though.
How tall is this tower, oh my god?
Yeah, dude, that's why I asked.
I'm not clapping that shit.
You have to match it to get to the top of the line.
No, no, I was never here.
Wait, where are you guys at?
I can't even see yet.
I'm gonna whistle once I get my arms completed.
No.
Oh my god, give me credit.
Give me credit.
I
Need practice this
Haven't heard a single as we're literally invisible from down here. That's right. We're literally invisible you can't see it
You know Mr. Gimmick and it's just you and I now.
Oh, this bastard is mad.
A familiar, a familiar scenario.
A familiar scenario.
Oh my.
Mr. Gimmick, we will never be found.
in a million years not in a billion years which is less than a trillian
i'm floating around the sky and i can't even find you guys's veins
this is a huge map
I am the last one alive you will never find me.
He's over by me, Genji.
I had a plan, I had a plan.
You will never find me to believe you.
Windows Mission Impossible style, Ethan Hunt.
Don't let him get to your head, John.
You got this.
Visible walls everywhere.
See you, John.
8 seconds, Genji.
I swear I heard it over here.
It where?
I can't wait to see where you guys are.
She's on the movies, on the movies.
Where are you?
Oh, John, did you hear the whistle that time?
Maybe you tried looking down.
I lied.
I'm up.
Explain it to me a little more.
So basically where I'm at in correlation to you
based off the trajectory of where you and Jinji are,
based on the buildings and the layout of the map,
right next to the tents is where you are,
but based on where you are, where I am,
is gonna be about a distance away that's reasonable,
but not too far, but not too short.
So what I'm saying basically is that I am actually
right in the spot where you must look,
which is at the top of the red building,
at the top of the left window.
Oh.
What?
Oh.
What?
Oh.
WHAT?!
I SWEAR!
I was literally just randomly shooting...
I knew she's got a piece of it...
Oh my god...
I don't even want to be something anymore...
I was literally just randomly shooting...
I knew she's got a piece of it...
Oh my god...
I don't even want to be something anymore...
I'm not chatpally thinking that I'm stream sniping...
I thought I killed her...
I'm not discovering...
John, John, kill me. Oh, John. Oh, my thing.
He's just trying to write a notification and say yourself.
Yeah, I was watching Jimmy's film.
He's just just delete Twitter, dude.
Yeah. And I was like,
it's so much. Don't worry.
And I did stream sniping to be clear.
Oh, God, you actually know,
but I'm making sure he doesn't get hate.
And I get all of it.
He's taking he's jumping in front of the bullet. Yeah, I did.
There goes.
You know, I'm going to be wrong.
I'm going to see goals.
New map. New map.
Nice. New map.
This is an entirely fresh new map.
No one has ever seen before in a thousand years.
If this game throws me to being a hunter after I've been at like 90 percent of the night, I'm going to flip.
There is a hundred percent.
You wouldn't flip. You wouldn't flip.
Hey, so where was peanut at?
I was at the top of the building above the left window.
Exactly where you described.
I just turned and shot.
I was at the top of the tower.
I would have held position, but because Genji was coming up, I thought there's...
I would never be found again.
That was the final time I would ever be found ever.
For a thousand years.
Oh my god
If it was John coming up that tower over thought
Yes, you know, I've never been here
Yes
the vision. Oh my god. Yes.
Right here.
It's over here.
I can see it. I can see it. Oh my god.
It's starting to fall.
Oh my god. You see what I'm standing on right now?
Be this.
Somewhere else.
Someone else beat it somewhere else
Okay, this is cool
Find the prey you got to think like the prey
Shit
Wait, wait, wait a second
Hello
This is me letting you go John remember
John again, thank you. Is this you again? No. Oh my god, John. I can't believe you. I know you're a nice
Chris. Did you see that? I just got launched into the middle for my hiding spot
If we can climb these scaffolds correct. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, gotta find like a set of boxes to...
Alright, alright, what do you think boy? What do you think boy? What do you think boy?
What do you think boys?
Let's just see how life looks like.
How do I close?
Oh, hello.
I have a security gun!
Oh!
Oh, I think John may be on a different map than us. Oh, really?
What do you mean?
John, I think, let me see what it looks like in John's week.
He's got the ranking thing on the side. Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Yeah, but then I think that was you, right John?
Yeah, that was you, right John?
Yeah, just John and gimmick didn't have it. That was you, right John?
Yeah, John John John on my speed. I think everyone's being you're just standing up
Does not mean I didn't have it together
Oh
You got was not laying down you got was not laying down
Happened before a couple times
I'm gonna go over in this corner and listen for the whistles
She give me pretty good spot. Are they gonna let us go second
Location emergency location
I was warned.
I've heard it twice.
so
It's got to be something around here. I've heard it twice.
No, I can you even get to gimmick?
I have no. It's a godly question gimmick.
Yeah. So geeky.
Can you do it?
Camp.
can see me yes they can 100% I've just confirmed the angle I've just confirmed
the angle she he Foxy I can't believe that you would you say that about me
your friend give it I can't even get you in free camp I'm joking I'm looking
right at me on a on an open angle. I cannot wait. Oh, well, that's your problem is a straight
look right at my head and shoulders hashtag head and shoulders 10% off
I'm taking it in there!
Where?
I knew you were here somewhere I checked this dozens of times
Hold on, who's here man?
We have to be like
Oh man
You can see me, you can see me, see?
Right there, right there
You can see me right there
Not too bad
I'm very nimble mr. Peanut. I'm very nimble you just obviously my very
We're not playing that map that map is horrible
That was like that was a great man. Let's do it again. We're doing a little tolly
Polly cabbage again. It was fully nude
Like I'm whole minute running around thank god you found john
Oh, don't act like I wouldn't give you a chance.
I would've given you a chance, not even being one single hand.
I'm not getting by this time, would you?
This is actually a good one. This is actually a good map.
You know what I like about this map? No bullshit invisible walls.
Let's go. Let's go. Exactly.
Come on, get a key to me. How much you got?
I know just the spot. Right over here. Right over here.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, look at this.
I'll never even find this again.
I'll never even know it exists.
What if it did?
What if it got me there?
Oh, my God.
They wouldn't have come here.
Where'd we go?
Oh, check this out.
It's going to be perfect.
Oh, my God.
You're so good at thinking.
Oh, my God.
That's genius.
Genius.
Yeah.
Is this going to work?
It's going to work perfectly.
Are we sure?
I'm positive. I am so positive.
This is my LG.
What? I'm a sleepy boy.
I got to work in the morning.
You're close to one of them. You're close to one of them.
Oh, I can tell.
I was trying to do something over here the last time, and they kept kicking me out.
I sent some gamers in the area.
I have a feeling you guys are gonna struggle with this one.
Well, let's do it!
Get out of here!
I can't get out of here!
Get out of here!
One down, here we go.
Hey, Foxy!
Do you hear anything?
I do not.
They are.
Hey, Peanut!
What?
What happened last time on this map?
You paint your entire body. Oh, okay, but it's what it's when you guys were having that bet so I didn't want to interfere
The body people
I was your little I was your little cuck
He's gagging himself we've got to be close
You'll never find us! You'll never find us in a million years!
Oh my god. You'll never find us in a million years! In a million years!
Dramatically enticed.
We are the good boys. We are the good boys. We are the good boys.
Ah, let me give you a little hint.
Let's touch the stars, you know what they are.
Eggs in heaven, it feels like heaven.
Eggs in heaven.
There you go, there's the end.
Okay, it's definitely over in this world.
No idea.
No idea of power.
They will never find us.
We actually need to find them because I guarantee they're in such a fucked and easy spot.
Look at them! They have booze! They have booze! They have no idea!
Oh my goodness.
Oh, give it to Monnie's world.
You're the only one who has fans.
They will never know! They will never know!
How clenched is your guys' bottle?
Oh, non-glimpse at all.
This is the duquivius.
I just ran my shit for 12 hours straight.
My shit could not be looser.
I don't even need poop anymore.
It just falls out when I bend over.
It rolls out like little balls of balls.
What?!
No!
I like it. I like it. I like it.
That was so good. That was so good.
Well, we spent all...
And there's a last whistle.
Well, we're done.
Well, we're done forever.
All over them.
Gigi, I mean, wait.
You have multiple times.
Like, they should have never found us.
They should have never found us.
It's obviously not right.
It's not right.
We were owed not to be found.
We were owed.
You know what?
It was, they should have been searching for the others.
Oh, what is Gigi up to?
Oh, my goodness.
He has found the odd one.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness, he is about the ultimate spy.
Really good, really good.
All of the 10-man spot, he'll probably play arch-revival.
Just give up guys.
One day, one day, one day.
Look at that.
It's too good.
Oh good, are we close?
No, you'll never find it gentlemen.
Oh, that narrowed it down to 95 percent.
Air butler, here's a hint.
Two bucks, fat, back and bone.
I can't see her face down there.
I can't even see her face.
She's all the way across the map right over here.
There's still marks.
Very smart.
La-K-R-O-C! La-K-R-O-C!
Oh, wow. Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, my goodness.
Really?
We didn't play all the way down.
That's your bad.
The next time call
No, John, one more, one more
Come on, John, you know you want to do one more time
I love us, John
One more, John, one more, Mr. John
He already started it, he already started it
You can't leave now or you die
You know what I'm gonna do to you if you leave
Come and tell him, tell him what you had to do
Oh my god, you ever hear that, hey John
You ever hear of airplane food
Oh, no, no, no
Get Kelly off, sorry, it's like that one lady
I know a guy we have to do a kill.
He can see you.
He's almost too perfect.
Oh God.
They would never find Decidem.
He would never find Decidem.
once I get to the end of the painting.
Alright, I'm gonna go left, you go right.
Okay.
I've been in stupid fucking tackle, he's a moron here.
My eyes are watering from this stupid game.
It's really bright.
I do.
Heehee.
Oh.
Look at these points just going up and up.
Mr. Peet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tap space bar just in.
Tap.
Sorry.
Can I do it again?
do it again. I want to do this. I want to do this. I want to do this. Perfect. Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's actually so much better.
They're using space bar, which means they're elevated.
We're just claiming.
It's one in here, John. One in here somewhere.
Yep.
I'll see you.
Think about what changed and fixed it.
Fucking encode!
I hate my keyboard with my mouse.
Everybody plunge!
I'd like to say they're indubitably out of here.
Oh, I found a little bun
Sorry
Don you might go look for seven hours because you are not finding us bow
Oh silly John
Oh, good hand, John.
Look to the sea, and you might see me.
Let me give him a hand.
Look to the sky.
I'll give you a cream pie.
Make a second poop down my seagull.
This is so far.
this one's big no they're right they're near here I know it
are you sure about the room over oh
I don't want to get out of the room John
I'm gonna get out of the room inside of rooms inside of rooms inside of rooms
inside those rooms that he just described some more rooms
you wouldn't want to waste your time oh one with some left shot
I would go look for the third vision if I were you.
Excuse me.
That's not a word.
What?
I feel like now like really loudly in six seconds for no reason.
Does anyone feel that way?
I do.
I'm something inside of me.
Oh, did you hear anything guys?
Nope.
Crazy.
I didn't.
I don't think you're in the right spot.
Hear me out guys, hear me out.
got two together or one so maybe your odds are better if you go look for the
other two. Uh-oh, John's... I'm gonna win so right now!
You guys are far.
Yeah, you won.
Mr. Puss, I'm gonna do it.
There's stales in these chairs.
Are you won?
We won, Mr. gimmick.
Come down and celebrate with me.
Come down and celebrate.
with me Mr. gimmick.
Oh, Mr. gimmick, give me a big
hug. We have won the day.
We have won the day.
Oh, look at me. I'm a player.
We was delighted.
We were still
We were still lagmines from the ceiling.
I mean, right here on the ground.
Oh, what the?
We were still lagmines.
We were all about you with the
you with the stripes. We went next to that. Oh, nice. Hey, it's still like time. Like
time. Thank you, nerds. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Beautiful.
You want to make a good decision?
John's on his fifth to last game.
John, one more game and then maybe after five more you can go to bed.
Yeah.
That's excellent.
Guys, there's a new map.
This is a whole new map.
You're gonna love it.
I'll play if I'm not Hunter.
You don't have to be Hunter, but it's at random.
So, you know, you never know.
John doesn't need to be Hunter, but he's a real actor.
He's a real asshole if he is.
The last tides for the ceiling is the last mides for the ground.
I'm going to own it. I'm going to own it.
I'm just spawning.
Let's go back to the ground.
That's you right now, buddy.
The last one was to.
That's you.
Be right now.
You're a nice guy.
But if I got my hands on you, I'm going to be right now.
No.
Right now.
That's you.
No.
Are you good, John?
Are you any good?
Good.
I'm good.
I lock it again and leave them all alone.
Lock it? What like a...
It's locked in me and you.
Oh, come on, come on.
Is he even just gonna hide?
The reason I don't like it is because it sucks.
I'm just too good at it.
Is that got T-Posing?
I'm not even playing a game.
I know.
Yeah, this one sucks.
You can't even be a turd.
Oh, there's turds everywhere.
I'm beginning to think we're both not alone.
I think we're screwed.
We'll be caught here.
Alright.
Here we go.
Oh, it's a Chili's.
I got this.
Leave it to me.
I got this.
leave it to me
oh how do you like my painting?
I love it, I gotta do something with that
still do you
okay easy easy
oh look you can see the spawn from here
outside these windows
it's like a fantastic place to get some
value priced family meals
matched ambience, hello
how are you? it's quite the uh
leave them alone
it's a possible customer
well they something wait a minute no this is a real person this is not a real
person that's a fake fake
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit, it's gone.
They're gone.
Oh, oh.
Cricket in the middle.
Damn, Caleb!
Mr. John, I won't.
He's gone forever.
Wait a minute.
Wait a goddamn minute.
We can't get in there.
Mr. John, if it's crowds, it's crowds.
I got him.
You will be missed. You will be missed.
God was a good man.
What did you know? I saw me.
What do you mean? How did I know they should do this?
Did you possibly see it?
This is it. This is it.
This man sucks.
Guys, I will say before you, if you find me before you shoot me, make sure you look at my entire design.
All right, there's some easter eggs for you. There's some easter eggs.
There's some easter eggs for you.
Hmm.
It is.
I'm struggling, you know what I'm saying?
That's fucking huge, dude.
You could have made it at least real, realistic.
I have a feeling.
I got a feeling.
I was yeah, I know
No, I thought he was a poop in the toilet
We got plenty of time fetus no need to stress out no need to stress ah fetus
Of course I, I mean of course I know where he is.
Has it turned into you?
He's just toiling with me, fooling with me.
Of course I know where he is.
You look a lot like Fetus, gimmick.
I look a lot like Fetus.
Well, how do you know I'm not?
Great question.
What if me and Fetus are the same person this whole time?
That's wisdom coming up.
But the reason why is he was to gimmick and Mr. Fetus.
Fetus, you go in the kitchen.
You go in the kitchen.
Can we be loud?
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Uh-oh.
Gotta be bathroom.
Gotta be.
Gotta be!
What is the devil's name that's going on in here?
Is that a paper?
No, he's right here!
I'm going fucking crazy!
Have you checked under the seat?
I have so many times really get in there really get under the sink
Guys really get under the sink. I'm telling you I'm telling you you want to find me really gotta get under the sink and then turn
Guys you're gonna feel so dumb when you see this.
What?
Look on the front of him, look on the front of him.
Oh!
You're inside of him!
Oh, what is that?
It's a Mickey Mouse!
That's right, Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Mouse!
I think that, I think that was the best part of the night.
Oh my god, that was witty.
You even give them health with the drawing.
That map is kind of buggy and small.
John, you said you're only on for 10 more?
This is my last one and I'm just pressing the power button on my computer.
This is the last one before the last one?
Yeah, yeah.
The last one and then I'm pressing the power button.
John, John, John, hear me out.
Five, five, five.
Call your work and say you have explosive diarrhea right now.
What's we want to do was a market good I work for myself, but I'm still I can't
What market? What market?
Tammy tips is tummy tumbler
It's the village
You're coming in.
Or we can do other stuff.
I see we do something that combines.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One, we find them all.
Yeah, exactly.
No, no, don't gas like us.
You don't know us like that.
I did just like that.
I didn't know.
Oh fuck.
I'll go the opposite way if you didn't hear me.
OK.
But who is this artist who the fuck is drawing this I'm copying you immediately
I have a feeling they're up here.
heard someone like right next to me but I feel like I heard so wait oh that's a
broccoli in our mind
wait
you've fallen for a broccoli trap
ah you've fallen for a broccoli trap
I'm dealing with all this time
yes
the broccoli
the old broccoli trap
What the hell?
Yeah, that's cooking.
Crazy.
I'm cooking that girl.
Where are these whistles?
That's another thing.
You know what, Tom?
Would you two lock in?
What the fuck?
Me?
Yeah.
What? Me? Yeah, what do you mean?
Hey, dude, Gimmick, how are you such a good painter?
That's ridiculous. Gimmick, you're actually honest.
He probably is.
I'm just copying you guys.
Well, well, well, well.
Hey Jinger, you wanna do the honors? I found a couple of buns in the oven. They're escaping!
Run! Everybody fucking run! Everybody fucking run! Everybody run! Everybody run!
He's slippery, man. He is slippery.
Wait, I'm gonna run!
Come back here!
Beatus! Beatus, look behind you!
There's something behind you! Look behind you!
Look behind you!
Look at him!
No!
oh my god how do they fight us oh so why are y'all you robots now
No, I'm not alone.
1-0-1-2-0-1-1-0-1-1-0-1-2-0-0-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-1-0-0-1.
I'm about to drink the whole beer.
I'm gonna take you home with me.
No.
I think we're back. I think we're back. I think we're back.
Oh, we're back. We're back. We're back.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
Wait, hold up, wait, someone's still left?
Who's left?
Foxy?
That's the worst painting I've ever seen in my life!
That doesn't even have a thing!
Oh, the all standing cheeseburger picture!
No, I haven't seen it!
Of course!
It may have accidentally moved!
The Vikings used to use the same-
SpongeBob, covered in leaves and poop!
Hey!
Foxy may have accidentally moved!
Trash can at Burger King, yes!
Of course! Of course, of course!
I can't believe this, Travis D.
Whoopsie!
I was roaming around watching y'all.
Come back and it's like, yo, you're out.
That was actually really good when I was rotating.
Yeah, the rotation.
The rotation made it different.
So the front
He did a lime although I think the limes what killed us
How do you even do that I tried to add a lime and I think that's what they find us
I'm just saying like 5-10-1, 2-30's my cutoff.
What?
John, 3-30's.
Oh my fucking god, oh my god.
You keep going.
It's a new map.
I will send you some awesome caffeine gummies.
Yes, yes.
John, if you keep going, I will buy you a package of focus fuel.
Oh.
What's that?
Can you do a colada flavor?
that galana flavor yes mm-hmm it's actually at my friend's warehouse right now wait why did i get
kicked from the server his name is john i know this guy he'll send it to us and we'll send it to you
okay i'll play another you you you left the discord i can't did you do that i can't
no i did because it was just yeah discord was really i think it was on discord's end because we
I can't join the server
There's a game server or the discord server?
It's because there's a...
He keeps her out of the game
Hey, why?
Yeah, just keeps picking me out
If you pause the map, it'll...
We can restart, but like, can you ever just leave?
I mean, leave it quick, I'm gonna reset the lobby
Okay
Yeah
Same stuff, same stuff
Same stuff, same stuff, same stuff
How about it boys? How about it? Make haste though. Make haste. We're starting in 10 seconds. 10.
Died.
Rest of the numbers.
And now we start.
Right now.
Right immediately.
Immediately.
I think we're all here. I think we're all here.
We're starting up. We're doing a new map this time. New map!
New map to us!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Bob, see ya, kids!
Yeah?
What?
Oh, okay, well, obviously this map is too, too, too, too secretive for you.
Too secretive.
Ah.
As is...
That'll happen.
As sometimes happens, yes.
I'm back into the hop-back game where dudes will do a different one instead.
What is that? What is this one?
There is no map, John. We're just trolling you. We're all in on that.
I can't believe how much legs this game has had.
Legs? What is that?
Like how, like, most friends love games. You play for like five hours.
You have a good time. Worth your money.
This game, dude, I must have like 40 hours in this shit.
I know. It's fantastic.
It's so easy to just do one more and then another one more and then another one.
believe it that we miss him we say five hours in oh we are here while you're
here
now we rock
oh mr. option go
i can't
volunteer
i can't
it doesn't volunteer then it
oh no
oh mr. dingy
i'm fine
Right after Miss Foxy this entire game.
I'm going to stream snap her and she's not even live.
Watch this.
Do it, you won't.
Do it.
Digi, do it.
What?
I don't know why the long list is still on the in-down mode.
I go.
This is it.
I know.
Duke towered.
Duke.
New quad.
Oh, they got him.
I'm hunting.
New quad.
Woo.
We do what we have to do.
You're trying to do I see.
Come back.
I've got an idea.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Check this out.
What you doing?
I'm going to get you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, check this out, check this out, what are you doing?
Yeah, I was like, you're just gonna do that? I'm gonna kick me to the top of the path.
Guys, I want to see the best artwork you've done all night.
I don't want you guys to hold back at all
I feed it
Don't hold back. Don't hold it back. Don't hold it back. Yeah, I'll go yellow. I'll go yellow. Okay. I'll go green
It's so hard to paint in this angle dude.
Oh.
Good map.
That's true.
I'm going to lose my vision out here.
Oh, this is going to get all the little bodies out of here.
I
Nothing over here. They're they're close. There's a bunch. There's a bunch. I mean, I heard a couple whistles. We'll gain
I shot all the things in the house here
I think it's outside you check all of the yellow house I did outside and inside
check outside there was no whistle at all
you have to save yourself
stop!
I'm I'm not even gonna fuck with I'm not gonna move for 26 seconds. I want to get to go even before you die, Bobby
Time is running out if I fight
Hey, bye, that's boys. Hey, bye. That's
I'm coming
Alright.
I got my son.
He says that right above you.
We're cuckin', we're cuckin', we're cuckin', we're cuckin', that was just a fight.
You had Genji?
Yeah, well you gotta save yourself now, Genji.
Yeah, well I did, I just saved myself now, Genji.
what is it?
wait wait wait
i'm not gonna shoot you
see this
i'm looking at this design
you thought we were stupid
look at this design
we're playing checkers
look at this
we're playing checkers
look at this design work
look at this marbling on here
listen listen I need to see this oh it wasn't even close to oh god oh god the
other guys are gonna get away if you don't focus you guys gotta focus you
guys get back on the fence
Murder him!
Get on! What are you doing?
Sorry.
Get off me!
That was cool.
That was a respectful effort.
Respect level.
Very respectful.
They're fucking close.
Dude, Fetus looked at John so many times.
Fetus rubbed his sack against my backside.
I liked it.
I'm ready to charroles and make a convenience, and I can't see anything.
I'm trying, but I am still...
Oh!
They stopped whistling for a second.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
See, that's the only one that got caught.
The other man came without working properly.
He just walked right into that mouth.
That was really nice.
Really nice.
He done.
He got in.
I'll get the.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, too late.
Dude.
I like it.
Bust.
We're pretty good, Dads.
Yeah, those are good. Those are good spots. Oh, look at Jimmy. Wait, what?
Were you here the whole time?
Mrs. Ball.
The way you're... okay.
That's why...
I need to be a good wifey.
Larry's not seeing by the way...
Yeah, everybody's not seeing by the wayside.
But it's whimsical and full of bad people.
Marbling on that wood.
I
I do nothing what I do you what I do what I do what I do hip-hop anything went we heard you say finger me
What about we would just what have we please this one
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, LG, we are, yeah, John's right.
Last game right before we get to the last five games.
I'm showing my PC off.
Actually, I'm just checking it.
John's right, it's the first game
of the series of last games.
It's fair, John, for you to show your PC up
after the next five to 10 games.
We get it, we understand.
That's completely fair, that's completely fair.
And I'm a hunter, this is definitely the last game.
Oh, but it's with gimmick, that's fine.
Oh, see, yes.
See, John, look at John.
You wouldn't leave
I wouldn't leave you something like this
Short of miss cock in the lobby. Oh my god. That's huge. That's fucking huge. There's the tip. Oh
Okay, fine
After here, you know what I'll do a little something for you
Oh my god, he's talking about oh my god, what's going on in the lobby? I told you I mentioned
Just tip to tip nothing crazy a little docking. Oh
Like a weird cat mouse
I'm the guy who played the cat in that
the creepy full-sized one right of course oh shit what the hell
dude okay here we go this is this is horrible now okay now we're cooking
John don't worry about it I'm not wearing what I do it terrible I jumped in
the lava and first I like freaked out that I was different fox.
Yeah, me too.
I almost went to the Nether.
I was in the other portal for a little bit.
These best loved trees in the Minecraft maps.
They do. They love it.
Day out of the freeze.
The foliage. They're loving the foliage.
The foliage.
John, foliage.
Now, pronunciation correctly, or people think you're low IQ.
Oh, IQ is no EQ.
They're and low eq. Don't think I'm like peanut. I don't like that. I'm so I was one. Oh
Possibly hiding in the whole yard
Foliage has been briefly I will I will now
Has not been briefly checked in. Oh, there seems to be a height limit in this map
The foliage may not be the play
So I was ignoring the whistle because I focused on foliage
I hate it when that happens I'm a fully Irish man what can I say oh I wake up in the morning
and I say am I looking leafy today thinking it's during a YouTube channel called leafy
is here because of how much I love fully Irish it's gonna be a plant-based YouTube channel
Now John truly found I found I just watched a lot of green squares
I
Move he's green he blends it with the ground
He's fucking gone
I'm trying take care of it
I'm searching the roles and foes of the universe
He is a hard one to catch that's for sure. Yeah, he's all slippery little bug. Yes
When he gets going he is going
Okay, that wasn't supposed to happen.
My peening efforts went...
It was more that you were doing squats.
I've got a lot of sitting this weekend.
Okay, listen, I heard a whistle over here.
I heard a little...
We got one more whistle, and we got three
Slap on the hand
Never gave me everyone else John your liar
I got a question. You know how you can do the circles?
Can we do squares?
Oh.
I don't think so. You gotta get real specific.
Here it is.
Can I get in there?
Oh, yeah. One of them's right here.
One of them's right here.
That's a good spot.
It could be literally anywhere.
It's a one in a million chance.
What? You gimmick?
I like it.
You know, hell, yeah.
Did you see my picture?
Who's pretty thing? Good.
I went out the whistle.
I would have done.
I'm trying so hard to be more obvious,
but better at the payment.
That's the once you play this game
like over the hours.
Too easy.
The obvious ones that end up being the way to go.
You guys as a skeleton was like over here somewhere.
I know it.
I heard a laugh by the tree.
He laughed by the tree?
Yeah, he has his little fucking little worm there.
No.
Oh, nice watch indeed.
I'm trying to get play inside.
I can't even see it.
I find one more game one more game you convince me convince me
One more game. He has to be dead at the end.
What?
Wait, how do you go on the map? We just played this.
I think it on the...
Downloaded it because I thought it was the new map we just did.
Oh.
Lock him.
Hit!
Did John the Hunter beat Donald?
Let's go on the hunt!
Are you kidding me? Twice in a row, I'm a hunter?
Hunter?
No.
I'm not saying this because you're so good at it.
I am.
I'm like one in a billion, but I was made for art.
I was made for expression.
Gotta get good at better at other things.
I was made to let my flower blossom too.
My flower can't blossom like this.
This is the same as the one we did like right before last one
One where you were a fence
Well, even though I'm a hunter, I still did a very creative paint job.
Hmm.
Ah! Jesus!
Incredible.
I didn't even beat Finish.
Well, that's how it goes sometimes, you know?
There we go, there we go boy!
I didn't design men and women in this world.
world it's we're just working with what we got
there's some fakes there's a lot of fakes
Well, that's interesting, a little whistle.
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
Stop!
Oh my god, that's a really cool security camera!
Wow!
Really cool security camera!
Wow.
Oh fuck!
I'm sorry, I had to explain my way out.
Oh, we both got credit for this shot.
That's funny.
Oh god this is just, it's like stealing candy from children.
Stupid children too.
Yes, stupid children stealing candy from them.
Stupid, very artistic.
They'll never amount to anything.
I'm gonna start giving off hints of peanut's position.
What?
Oh shit.
What?
Why would you?
I like this game John.
Oh yeah.
That sounds like a fun time.
It's not blue it's...
I'm coming to you because there's literally only two left.
Wait, where are you?
Oh, I see you.
Okay, they're back here, huh?
I can't believe it.
I expected for them to hide on this side.
common side me perfect it's been a and perfect hovering trying to find perfect
perfect perfect that's right I'm here wait hold on I hold on I see one and I
can't shit you never get out of there I got him I got him try your heart if you
You will never find me, you will never find me in a million years, you will never find
you Mr. gimmick.
Have you improved on your texturing?
Oh I haven't improved quite the gimmick.
You will find that my texturing is quite operational.
He's not lying.
It's I, the texturer.
still got one more whistle but we know peanut he likes to move
I'm not moving this time
this might be my new favorite game
so fun so good very fun
it's ridiculous how much I might just stream only this
14 seconds. It's amazing how fast the time goes playing this. Yeah, it's kind of scary.
Oh baby, where is it?
He's where John was.
He's out here somewhere.
I'm improving on Pines, I need more practice.
Behind?
We talked about texturing.
Yeah.
Are you a sink?
It was right out here.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
What?
It's not.
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
If you like lay down, all the texture of the bush goes away and you can see you in the
bush.
All right.
One more.
Fine, John.
You convinced us.
One more.
John, one more.
You convinced us.
Stop bad-ing us.
One more, John.
You convinced us.
I'll be at the market for God's sake.
What a boss. I'm gonna be some fucking mad.
You mean you're gonna hate yourself?
Yes, I already do.
Jimmy, are you the hunter?
Yeah, I am.
What have I done, Lord? Please.
I didn't even make that many poop jokes tonight, Lord.
Why?
I didn't want to run out of penises.
They didn't even make more.
I did make some penis jokes.
But no vagina jokes.
Literally none tonight.
Literally no knife.
Literally no necklorn.
Except for that one right at the beginning.
I think that's the problem.
Oh, God.
Do you have what it takes?
We got this.
Slee.
Poop jokes should please the Lord.
He's the one who did this to us.
He did this to us. I'm convinced God created people to poop so that we would have a place in
time and shame to reflect on our lives
place to do something heinous and
reflect on
Oh this fucking man. Oh boy. Oh my god. What's the oh no
No
It's gonna be all whistle-based.
Okay, I'll stick right side, you stick left side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spread out, spread out, I'll stick-
What the fuck is this coloring?
Some of it on these custom maps is a little janky.
Oh, gimmick, don't forget you opina a dick pic for the...
Oh, and John, and John, and John.
John, John, John, John, John, John.
I just, I, I, I, I, I, I got it.
I need to give him a discount.
But it's a sacrifice. I am willing to make
It's like a bow staff
Okay, they're right next to me right next to me multiple whistles a lot of donkeys in this stable
There's a lot of donkeys in this table, and I don't know exactly where they are, but...
I smell them.
I mean, they were close.
Multiple.
Sound up high or low?
Hold on.
Damn minute.
I hear them running around right now.
Oh, oh!
I see one!
the table I knew I heard the other
other whistled the cheeky squad. Oh my god. What? I don't want to say it because I'm going
to hide here next time. I got you next time. Getting hold on anybody. It's like our other
thing that we won't tell. That's right. Oh. Me and Foxy have to tell her we've been sharing
bug pics. We're both aspiring entomologists. We're talking Beatles, um, cephalopods, ladybugs.
We're like an open book. Nine seconds.
That was funny.
All right.
We're looking good.
All right, I saw it immediately.
Hey, you want to share a bottle of wine.
I would love to.
You're boring.
Hey, do you want it? Do you want to get some wine over here?
Get it! Get it! Get it!
Do you want to get some wine over here too, Mick?
Oh my god!
Hold on, may I hop in?
Yeah, I got it!
The delicious, limited edition, seventeen hundred days wine!
May I hop in?
Oh my god!
I'm out of here, you guys!
Who gets me?
You'll never find me!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
Hold on, I'm going to sprint to the other side before the next one, so you stay there.
Okay
Genji also bottle of wine though, you were all part of the white
Okay, it's by you. No, no, no, nothing nothing. Oh, I heard it. It's over here somewhere
We split all their time looking for us
Oh, he's gonna get away with that crimes. I can handle the nooks with the crannies with the crannies
That's where they get ya.
The crannies, oh my goodness.
Always the crannies.
The nooks are obvious.
The crannies, you just, I mean, you look right at them,
you have no idea.
So true.
And I definitely know what a cranny is,
which is why it just makes it even worse.
I think she's, dude, she's like riding around here,
but I don't think we're gonna get it.
She's right around here somewhere.
I think Jinji once again got us.
You need to go MLG pro. I mean my god, did you didn't even fucking pay to jump what?
It's gonna be obvious
Oh my god, I knew right here just grab it like a spider
You are supposed to give me close
Oh my god
Alley
Man, I can't wait for another last round. Oh my goodness. John fine. You've convinced us one more round
I'll keep playing John. I'll keep playing. Hey, come on John. You don't need to beg us come on
We'll play one more round if that's your life
You know what I thought fuck it big one hotel big one hotel
live on twitch it's gonna be a first life connection
quick question oh wait quick question oh oh turn around quick question oh yeah
Yeah, perfect. Perfect. Oh, that's not perfect. Oh, yeah.
What if we could what if we combine ourselves and make one?
I mean, John, are just going to play in the lobby. Oh, my God.
Yeah, you guys have fun.
OK, you ain't the right one.
Go over here. Cool.
Thanks so much.
Shit, what color should I be?
I'm just going to be a big turd.
I got back boobs. I got back boobs.
I'm converting this
I love this level
I think this is my favorite level
You guys have a favorite level
I think we got something special here. I'm just gonna say it. I'm not breaking another
but I'm thinking this is oh I'm gonna see it I'm gonna see it
I
Everything I'm that tone and you're definitely
Yeah
We're talking videos
Shit yeah, call me like a piece of shit. Oh, uh John, it's really loud in like this area
I heard one in the main room to give me give me give me
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you know what I mean?
You gotta, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why don't you guys elaborate on what you mean?
Yeah, I don't know, you gotta, you gotta,
I don't know.
You gotta get in there, gotta fill me in my friend house.
I'm feeling really, really left out.
There's two, two things, two things, two things, two things.
Two things.
All right, we'll go back to the main room.
Okay, I'll stay in here, I think there.
Oh, I see.
I heard one in here.
Two things, two things.
Oh my god, they're all in here.
Two things.
One takes him.
He takes you.
Oh, yeah.
Just say a lot.
They're gonna start popping.
They're gonna go, wait, I should take you.
I should take you.
I got it.
Dude, there's no way.
Okay, they're not.
Remember when I said this in my favorite map?
Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs you say downstairs the whistles coming
I
They will never find us...
Okay, you know what? I think John's a boy for everything.
I think I think...
He is a genius!
I think someone with a giant cock would whistle it out.
This is not best work ever, John!
Best work!
I can't do that. I'm on offense.
Hey. You know, I was a direct ask, so...
Oh, this is our best weapon. This is our best weapon.
I thought I just wrote it off.
I'm good at this, I'm good at this.
I'm the king of P&D down.
What the fuck?
I'm the obvious.
This is our best weapon.
This is the best weapon.
This is our best weapon.
This is the best weapon.
Look at it.
Oh my god.
Have we not found a single person?
I have no idea.
Another here.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Nice one. Nice work.
Two seconds. Two seconds.
There's no time. No more whistles. There's no time.
Absolute bounce to pieces.
Oh my.
I cannot believe you're one of this.
I cannot believe he just went with this.
Boys, look at this.
Look at this bedroom.
It's not behind you.
Oh my god. No way.
Did I not look right at you?
No.
Wait, were you here the whole time?
I looked here like right away too.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
No way.
Oh my god.
I hope you took a picture though.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We have to go.
We're going to, let's go do...
Hmm.
Let's go, wait, let's go to this one.
Where does John want to go?
John, we got John.
Fuck you John, fuck you John.
Is that a map?
What map is that?
Oh, he wants to get a new map.
Measure a map.
Tell us the new map.
This looks spicy.
Tell us the new map.
Last one.
100%.
Yeah, John's guys.
John's right.
Last one before the last one.
Resurrected.
No doubt.
One of the last ones.
I agree.
The first of the last one.
You're having fun, John.
The last one of the main segment.
Now we get onto the real five last ones.
And then we can do the on-core of course.
Yes, of course the on-core.
You can't leave without the on-core.
I'm actually not even saying goodbye.
Mr. Fetus and Foxy, it was good to meet you.
After this game I will be departing.
Oh, I'll be departing.
I won't be saying goodbye.
Goodbye, John.
Nice to meet you.
Great.
Yeah, great.
Let's go!
We're not the people in the boat.
I'm sure the last one, dude.
Oh, I forgot about this one.
Oh, I forgot this one gimmick. Oh my goodness. We're fine. This one sucks. This one sucks.
You guys want to do something crazy? You want to do something crazy?
I was hoping we could.
Let's do it three feet.
Should we?
Let's do something really fucking crazy.
I have an idea. What if we do like what if we do like...
Oh my god.
Hold on.
No, that doesn't work.
That doesn't work.
What about one of these?
What if we do...
Wait, wait, wait. What if we do... What if we do something like...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Be safe.
He's just stupid.
Stupid.
This is all stupid.
No, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
I've got a better idea.
I'm, I'm, I'm.
Yeah, I did it.
It's not stupid in the room.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Quick, quick, quick.
Farm.
I'm killing foxy.
Alright.
And I'm going to...
Within seconds.
Both of you are dead.
Really?
Come on, get it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I got to show you.
I don't know where that is.
Oh, oh my God.
You should wonder.
Sheesh.
This spot's good.
This spot's good right here.
This is perfect spot.
Oh, nice.
This spot, this spot, this spot.
This spot.
Maybe do, maybe do a little bit of this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh
This doctor you got fucking shit's out maps
Listen and make them worry or risky here we go
Okay, every single one of them is underneath me over here
We can't go there.
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Oh, shit!
Catfish! Catfish!
Catfish!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
i got it, boys. I'm a goner. I'm a goner.
I'm a goner. I'm a goner. I'm a goner.
Let me get the finance.
Oh, I got it.
I'm a goner. I'm a goner.
Be as please.
Mercy! Be as please.
Where are you going? What the hell are you?
Uh, I don't know.
Oh.
Killer.
Nope.
We can't...
You can't get back in here.
Yeah, we can't even see back there.
Uh, sounds like a skill issue.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, Foxy.
Perfect spot.
Where is the nut?
You would never find me.
You would never find me. I'm hidden forever
So we even look for Genji
You should if we even find there. It's gonna be like a pat on the back
You will never find me
Where'd you hear
Hello
I just don't know how you found my fool you found my food equally
There's a couple more buns around here John
I'm playing this game for eight hours straight tomorrow do it
same but eight hours tonight too right no I'm studying this is too good
Why is this game so f**king fun?
It's massively addictive. It's so fun.
It's like playing for hours and I still want to play more but it's f**king 3-10!
It's ridiculous.
Oh my god, you guys are having a great time.
You should see the texturing on Peanut. I've never seen him at this level.
It's like the Mona Lisa.
Peanut, is that literally the Mona Lisa?
This is literally the Mona Lisa. This is literally the Mona Lisa.
Lisa god I want to find the Mona Lisa and fucking destroy it
You'll never find him he's crammed into a Mona Lisa haul
Oh
It's only because I whistled, fuck you!
You know what?
I can't believe that peanut is gonna squeeze this one!
I just thought it was...
I can't believe that peanut is gonna squeeze this one!
It's too easy!
Too easy!
Touch your head!
They still don't know where you are!
I'm above you!
Look up!
Oh, nice!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Like a fly!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I died!
It's really easy.
I'd definitely paint myself and feed myself on my phone.
You're just insane, dude.
I'd never have done that otherwise.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Get him, John.
That's not bad.
Get him up again.
That's not bad.
All right, John.
Five.
We'll play one more game.
Five.
Let's do it, John.
Five.
We'll play one more game.
Five.
Mr. John.
You've convinced us.
You have convinced us.
you've convinced us.
I mean,
he's giving me a bigger classic.
I know exactly where to go.
I don't exactly go to the
follow me.
I don't know.
I haven't been here so long.
I know exactly where to go.
This position.
Follow me.
And then he's like,
I'm like,
Oh my god.
It's over.
We won.
Oh my god, it's over. Don't fucking...
Oh my god, we won, we won.
That's actually nuts.
Here we go.
Oh shit.
Oh?
Oh shit, what?
The neighbors are still-
Are you scared?
Stop it, that scared me more.
Oh!
Be this.
I was trying, I was trying.
I'm struggling with the UI still.
I just saw someone blinking over here.
Oh you didn't?
Oh, oh, oh, I see that, too.
Yeah, I'm changing.
You turn my lesson.
So don't teach me that John.
Oh, fuck.
Again.
Yeah, I see.
It wasn't me.
I didn't do it.
You coached it.
And then I said, unless it's John.
A day late and a dollar short.
It's John.
I have.
Oh, wait.
Everyone's in this room.
I was in the main room and this is where I was going to the main room and both of them
Sound like they're over here.
Come here, Gigi.
Come here real quick.
Hmm?
Come here real quick.
What's your favorite planet?
A cactus.
Which one specifically do you like the most?
You want to shoot whatever one you like the most?
Oh, I like that one too.
I kind of like that one.
What?
Wait, don't shoot away.
The cactus seems off.
The top is one.
Wait a minute.
Make it big before you go!
Run!
I have no idea why you're going to do it.
You have to hold down Zip before switching to the thing.
I learned that today.
It's a cheat.
Man, I can't wait to do this next round.
I will do one more beat with John.
Fine, you give it to him.
You know what, John?
I'll get another drink just for you.
And do it, John.
Cheers.
Cheers, everybody.
I'll drink while you're here.
Cheers.
And lock him with lock.
Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
He's gone.
I'll go with you.
John, you come with us.
We're going to do a triple.
Triple.
I
Mean what about right this what about like this?
That like that
No, we're gonna get caught immediately guys guys guys. What you guys, oh I'm not here
For the best stream cypress there are
Oh shit you have every single one open Rygen g every stream
Right, okay. Yeah. Just all of them
You're a hunter and I have your joke too.
I thought you were just kidding.
You need to adjust, you need to adjust, you need to adjust.
You need to adjust, you need to adjust.
Okay, we need to spread out.
There has to be someone in here.
No way.
There has to be.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
There's always one in the main room.
Adjust, adjust, adjust.
There's another, there's another, there's another.
Give me, give me, give me.
No, we're not in there.
Okay, let me start going.
It's the best day.
It's fun.
Oh, no.
There's so many of them.
Where's someone walking?
Just a turn.
You're not new to me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they got the new one here.
It's okay.
We're good.
Well poor fetus. They must be after fetus. Good luck out there, my boy.
I'm trying. I'm gonna need it. You're gonna need it. You're gonna need it, brother.
Oh my god. My boy fetus, he's gonna go down, but he ain't gonna go down without a fight.
I'm struggling with the PQI. I'm getting a little bit better though, a little bit.
the pain yeah I'm just gonna practice
insult
you're a teacher to teach that one
yeah
and and I gotta repeat it all we got
a loose group I got repeat this whole
side we see it it's not it's not make
your time it's not keep moving move down
a little more me another two feet me
You you you you you you you.
Me me me.
Oh fuck you.
I'm not gonna make any videos.
Are they all in here?
You must be seeing different things.
We must be seeing different things.
It's called deceiving the enemy by talking in the discord where they are you dumb bitch.
Not being a fucking joke.
You that.
You you you.
Oh me me me.
Give it to me.
Actually for me.
You gotta move away.
They're panicking BD.
We're near them.
I know.
You're fucking somewhere here.
More reflective John more reflective
We're talking over time we're talking make sure you're a ball make sure you're a ball
Take your cock out take your cock out
No, you put it my but I'm gonna put my cock and John's butt and then we
Oh my god, John, those are real Nordic symbol. Those aren't you real Nordic rules?
Here
You're at your asshole
Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell his age? His age by the way?
He's just hitting us. He's just. Yeah. 29. There's. Oh, what the fuck?
29. 29. Spokes. He's impressive. I've only seen 25. Yeah.
Pretty good at my craft. He's actually, he's actually.
How are you guys? Okay, I'm going to spread out.
Why don't you just take a picture of the future?
I'm waiting eight seconds
Oh, they're over by you guys, what are they not any I think they're in here Judy I think
Oh, fuck you guys.
What the fuck, he's like, nuts right now.
Oh my god.
Everybody fucking runs!
Everybody runs!
Everybody runs, everybody runs, everybody runs, everybody runs, everybody runs, everybody runs!
Where the?
Where the hell?
He got away, he got away.
He's got away.
Is he all the way?
No, you guys got us all, it's just Glitch.
It's just Glitch.
You guys got us all.
Damn it.
What?
I hate Glitches, dude.
You guys got all of us.
What the fuck did he go?
We don't know what they're talking about, right?
What are you talking about?
John?
Wait, no, wait, no, wait
Don't fuck right now
Oh, I'm fucking pissed
Oh, oh, oh, who's live?
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me
Oh, my god, of course it is
Old fucking Noss bottle in here
You're gonna get the Noss
I thought I was gonna die
Let's go, let's go
Oh my god!
Hey motherfucker!
No way!
You even painted yourself with that over the top!
Oh my god!
Are you just shooting?
Yeah, yeah!
I guess we let him get over there.
We let him get over there.
I appreciate you not shooting him because I love seeing that.
I
Open to beer for you John and I promise I won't leave until you leave, but it's gonna take me a while to get through this
that doesn't help me at all yeah yeah yeah yeah come back yeah we got a
We got to verbally harass them and bully them and threaten them.
We got to get the game on these people.
Come on guys, come on guys, come on guys.
Really? I wasn't a freaking hunter again.
Well look at me and Pina, we were stuck together like five times in a raffle.
That's funny.
So random.
Good night everyone.
Good night, good night.
I didn't see nothing I didn't see nothing Jimmy don't shoot this poor man. He doesn't he doesn't know when his screen's flashing
All right, I'm gonna give you a minute. I'm gonna give you a minute. I'm gonna finish my paint job real quick. I
Look ridiculous. I thought I was good there my
It's it tells you whenever you're flashing yeah, I know I know I didn't see it. I was locked in on the paint job. Oh
Oh god.
Alright, good enough.
Whee!
Now I feel like I gotta be looking up.
Wait, we didn't hear a whistle.
Oh yeah, you're right.
It's a shoe again, Fetus.
No, it's not. Go in!
No, no, no.
Are you sure?
It's not a thought.
Alright, get out of here.
I want to see what artist you are before I kill you first.
Oh, I can throw down.
I'm just so slow with it right now.
It's tricky learning.
I think we missed a whistle then.
I think we did.
But we must not be anywhere near them.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. What are you doing? Oh, is this?
Feed it. No, it's not. Feed us, get good.
Three times I can't let you go.
I think so too. I only hit one.
I deserve to die that round. They've got to be over here.
I'm going to go back and then you go,
Why are you laughing?
Hahahaha!
Do it!
Bob, stop doing that!
Stop doing that!
I think they're at the beginning.
The perfect crime, the perfect crime.
The perfect crime, the perfect crime, the perfect crime!
I can't!
It's the perfect crime!
They would never find us in the village.
I can't get over this.
Wait, you guys got a baby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I'm coming.
Be good, be good, be good.
Be good, be good.
Give me, give me.
Wait, wait, wait.
What, I got there's a mistake.
Little Bod.
I'm so lucky to see you.
This actually doesn't happen to me.
This is no way.
Oh my god.
This is no way.
I'm looking at you.
I feel like we're looking at you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm going to pray for it.
Oh Gauntlet!
No!
What?
Look at the fast ones on the go!
Follow me, more!
Follow me!
Follow me, more!
Why are we playing?
Why?
I was far fin-
giantique park persones
let's run away and
gauntlet to De F Johannes!
What were they doing?
They were right over here by the bones.
Awesome, I can show ya.
Oh my god!
What'll we go on today?
We can't beat them now.
That's a Confucius peanut.
I know!
We'll have one of us
I would have taken me at least 40 more seconds.
Exactly.
One more time.
I really just walked past them that many times.
Once you get a pie, you can see they didn't detail the time.
Wait, how are we hunters again?
No.
Come on!
I think it's the other side of the map.
It just keeps giving it to us.
Come on, come on, come on.
Call us the green thing this time.
Hold up, be quiet.
I'll try to get the orange thing.
Give us the orange.
I'll try to get the orange thing.
Okay, I'll try to get the orange.
I'll try to get the orange.
Wait, are you sure?
I really like this shooting.
Oh my goodness.
I'm gonna do a line.
D, D, D, D, D, D, D, yes!
D, D, D, D, yes!
I'm gonna come with you guys.
Hey guys, if a color was scary, what color would it be?
Green.
Green?
That sounds like a...
A funny...
That's literally what I picked.
Hell yeah.
There we go.
Cheering me.
I love the metallic.
Fuck, being artistic, I just want to take myself throne.
Trust me, you're artistic.
Okay, so check my phones for now on...
But like, Wicked Smart too, right?
Oh, yeah
Give me yours is so much better than mine check the bones and check the ceiling check the obvious spots
Yours is so much better than mine. You're so much better than mine. You're just as a simplicity a beautiful
I'm a squealer guy. I'm a squealer. I'm a magic squealer. No whistles in the room they were earlier.
Yeah, I didn't hear any whistles either.
I think we had bad Jesus.
We had bad Jesus. Oh my god.
Dr. Mingus, are we so proud of us?
We can only see us.
We can only see us in...
Oh.
Yeah.
Pete.
Whistle and flint.
Pete that at the front.
I mean I didn't check it thoroughly.
I'll go front and see. Oh you're up there.
I'll stay in here. There's a whistle.
Oh, there's two whistles. Oh, I heard it right over here.
You can find that. We're going to go that way, boys.
They will never find this, Mr. Gimmick. They will never find this in a million years.
They will never find this they will never find
Which one's better you think
Crazy I only saw only saw gimmick I basically had my crotch in his face
Oh my god
Someone was really good. Oh, I might call that was I'm pretty I'm pretty ugly. I'm gonna burger boys
This game dude fucking game peanut is getting better at hiding it's kind of crazy
Yeah, yeah, should we harass peanut like we harassed John?
So many mysteries, too many questions, not enough answers.
What does tomorrow hold?
You never know.
I have no idea.
I'm gonna wing it.
But what I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna go eat a burger and then take a shit.
Maybe not that order.
You might have to reverse the order for the real truth.
We'll wing it tomorrow.
I don't know, my, honestly, guys, I'm telling you, this game is just so fun.
I wonder when it's gonna like stop being fun.
Because usually these friend slot games, like, what was that, what was that drug
selling game?
What game was that?
What was a drug selling friend slot game?
What was that called?
Schedule one, like that game was so fun, just like this one.
But you know, after you play it for a minute, so it's no longer, no, it's,
it's no fun no more.
Yeah, I don't see that happening, dude.
There's just unlimited possibilities with the custom maps. There's just endless fun. There's just endless fun forever
If you just keep making custom apps, it's just endless fun
Hmm
Minecraft map again, did you watch the way out to UFC event? No, I've got to do that
But I did guess 50% correct on my prediction 50% correct
All right boys, I'm gonna wing it tomorrow. We might play some talk
I might play this game might play a little bit of both who knows we'll figure it out
but I'm getting up and I'm getting a burger.
And by the way, I ordered Wendy's yesterday on my day off.
This jackass, he came with my Wendy's and I ordered a lot.
I mean, I ordered enough for a whole family of Wendy's.
I'm talking spicy nuggets, multiple burgers,
a frosty thingy, every day.
He drove by my house, took a picture of my house
and in the picture, you can see that he's still moving
based on the blur of the picture.
And he just drove off of my fucking Wendy's.
I called him five times.
I was there like 30 seconds after he left 30 seconds.
I called him five times.
He didn't answer.
He literally took a picture of my house
from his car from the street.
And just drove off.
I'm serious.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking dick bag.
I know.
I know, I'm telling you, I walked down,
I looked for the food everywhere.
There was no food, there was no food.
Oh, you caught me, it was like 60 bucks in Wendy's, guys.
All right, I'm not even lying to you.
I was starving.
All right, I was starving, guys.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
Oh, you caught me.
You caught me, you caught me.
All right, I went big.
It was a Sunday, I wasn't streaming.
I wasn't streaming, I hadn't eaten for a long time, I was starving.
Did you report it?
Yeah, I reported it!
And they only gave me, like, 65% of the money back!
I said, this guy just robbed me!
He just, he basically committed home invasion!
He's a home invader Wendy Steeler!
And they're like, give me 65% of my money back!
Hmm?
I'm using the other app.
I'm gonna use the other app now.
It's my money no more no more money no more money for that
It was uber eats by the way to fuck me all right gang have a good one good night gang
Good night everybody complain on Twitter. Yes. Yeah, I can't really do that boss
Guys, I know it sounds like oh be no dude
Like you see complete on Twitter like you like got that motion and said guys we'd be talking $20 of loss
Versus like genuinely trashing a company
And by losing investors at the end of the fight well if I would like do anything to stock too much
But like it would probably be it's it's more damage than $20 were the damage what more damage than $20 of the damage
The proportions wouldn't be wouldn't be
It's just for boys it it's just for boys maybe you're right maybe you're right maybe it doesn't need to be disproportionate
I don't know
All right. All right, you guys have a good one you guys have a good one game. I'm gonna go ahead get on up
I don't know. I don't know why I just said the investors. I don't know why I just
said the investors like I give a fuck about the investors. I was thinking more
like Robin Hood like not like investors like you think in like the movies were
like the CEO of a company. I'm talking about just like guys who invested in it.
I'm educated if I would affect that. I was just thinking that system before I said
alright I'm good. Good night everybody. I don't give a fuck about the investors.
Alright good night everybody. Good night gang. Have a good one. Good night now.
Good night now, have a good one everybody, good night now everybody.
Good night! Good night!
Good night!
I'm just going to eat my dick and drink the water and poop!