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Hello gentlemen, hello everybody
Hello, how are you? How is everybody today? How is it? How is how are you?
Bucking these into the spine? First time ever? How are you boys doing?
I just woke up. I don't know where my friends are. I don't know what's
happening, but we but it's hunger games, hunger games time, hunger games time, it's
It's time for 100 games.
Whee!
Ah!
And as we learned yesterday, gentlemen,
that this is far too early to drink.
That was a horrible, horrible idea.
But you can never be too sure,
and with any good scientific theorem,
repeated tests are necessary.
Cheers, gentlemen, cheers!
Ah, now that's right.
Oh, let's run. Let's run. Yeah.
Give me just text me. Give me
just text me. Oh, Mr. gimmick.
Welcome in. Welcome. Welcome.
I didn't even get good sleep last
night. I think I got a total of
three and a half hours. Oh, I
Oh
Today is harder than yesterday
Are you ready for the game
Are you even on the game?
On the game
On the games
I'm good games, I'm good games.
Oh Mr. Juteeba, I'm a good fan, good, I'm fan!
Thank you my mormie, my mormie!
And Mr. Hamer, I'm a good fan, good, I'm fan!
Thank you boys for teaching me.
I'm not muted, I'm not the millionth cheerleader in the morning for this crap.
I don't know about you, but me and the buggy ladies were doing some light tasteful Saturday
day drinking, so catch up Pussy.
Oh my God.
Catch up, man.
Catch up.
All right, we're doing some light tasteful Saturday day drinking.
It's time to catch up.
You're lacking.
Also we're about six minutes late all the lobbies already started so we probably should get in there
Yes, I don't think they actually changed the map. I think it's just woods again
I was which I was gonna open they changed the map because everybody's gonna kick my ass now that
Everyone has their method perfected. So
You know I mean
right
No
All right, I don't know. Yeah
You're right. Wait. It's woods again. Woods. I heard you. Woods. Yeah, what? Woods. Are you
right? Are you going in right now? Are you? I'm booting up the game. Okay, I'll have to wait for
you. Wait for you. I'm doing a little prayer. Okay. I'm doing a little prayer. I'm sorry to you.
I'm sorry to hear that prayer. I didn't brush my teeth. I didn't brush my teeth.
I didn't even put some.
Some caffeine in a water bottle.
I didn't even shower yesterday.
Well, you double didn't shower.
That's a double dip.
It's a double double dip.
Well, I did brush my teeth.
I did.
That's that's what matters.
That's what matters most.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Givick.
Is it the same app?
It's the same app.
It's the same app, yeah.
Kill me.
Good morning.
It's the same app.
Kill me.
How's he technically, I did so yesterday, but at three in the morning after the stream.
Yeah, I talked about a day yesterday, huh?
Talk, talk, talk.
Do you stream for fucking 40 hours and 24 hours?
What do you do?
Do you stream for 40 hours?
Do the same thing tonight, kid.
Fuck is wrong with you, bro.
Do the same thing tonight, but see.
All right, it's called the grind.
It's called the love of the game.
All right, hud?
Is there, are we loading it?
I'm ready to press ready.
I'm ready to go in.
You guys going in?
I'm going in, let's go in.
Let's go.
Three, two, one, ready.
I'm press ready, I'm press ready.
I'm loaded.
OK.
So, can I say something?
Go ahead.
I think we're all at the point that probably not gonna win guys, you know
Wait, why am I playing the tutorial right now?
Oh shit, did I not put it on the right servers
I usually never put ice in my waters, but I just felt zesty today and
wow, let me tell you, cold waters, it's a lot better.
It's a leak.
It's actually not good for your vocal chords, I've heard.
But it spruces you up.
It spruces you up and makes you feel good.
Spruces you up and makes you feel good.
Spruces goosey?
Spruces goosey.
I will say, I will say that I have like 54 points or something and also I saw Tarkov tweet about this event and in the middle of the 400 insults that Tarkov gets on every Twitter post that are completely unrelated to the Twitter post on literally every Tarkov Twitter post,
There was one guy who said, hold on,
I watched Peanuts and Game Extreme yesterday,
and I think the last game didn't count for points.
So we may even be getting more points
that we already have in that random man.
I forgot his name, but he is a good man.
He sure was in your mom on an all-to-count home.
No, he wasn't my mom on an all-to-count home.
Are you puzzled?
Was it you on an all-to-count home?
It was not me on and on to God either.
Oh my God, if that's true.
I'm, I got, I got nine points on the last round.
Oh my goodness.
I don't think my last round was crazy.
I think I got like two.
Hey, Jinzy, I do.
What is Jinzy doing?
Wait, what the fuck?
It's 9-11.
Oh my God, 9-11.
You wish.
Wait, is that how that works?
Or wait.
No, that's 2-2-2.
That's 2-2, right?
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Jinzy.
We're gonna make a wish.
We make a wish.
You know what?
I just, if not on 9-11.
11-11 is when you make a wish.
9-11 is never forget.
Never forget.
No, I think it's always a member.
Always a member.
No, that's the animal.
I'm gonna get my clothes.
That's the animal.
Guys, that's the animal.
That's the animal.
The animal?
You make a wish on the animal?
No, you don't know you don't wish. Hey, did you I do it?
I don't know what I did to my sleep schedule, but for the past five days,
I've been waking up at 7 a.m. in the morning and I cannot sleep.
Ever since forever.
It's horrible. I would not wish that on my worst enemy.
And so I just haven't been streaming because then
that by the time I'm supposed to be streaming, I'm just tired.
Yeah, honestly, dude, when I used to have things like that,
and either take a bunch of melatonin gummies and I pass out and take Adderall so I'd stay up too long
back in the college days. Wait you would take melatonin and Adderall? No, I would not take both
at the same time. Congratulations. I'm saying there was two. You're throwing the dice. No, I'm
not. I'm saying there was two solutions to the problem. There was two solutions to the problem. You
You either take Melitun, Gummy's, and Fast Out right now,
or you add it all up and you stay up like a whole extra day
and then you're really tired.
Or you take both and see which one wins.
Let the Lord decide.
God!
That's how good you are, huh?
This is God in the bottom side.
Just as God intended.
Guys, it's taking a while for me to get this game.
You guys, uh, I'm a waiting server start have a waiting server starts what guys remember we have to kill each other
You have to kill each other, but I'm not gonna lie to you if I hear huts running my aim to get pretty good
Yeah, I'm just gonna get my feet. I'm not rolling through the woods. I'm not gonna miss the shot. Okay. All right. Well, okay
All right. Okay, you know what's that?
It's fine and you could run you know what I was I was maybe gonna shoot the ground once or twice
But you know what it's fucking on then I'm like, oh my god
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm gonna kill you. Fuck me. Me. Me. Me. Fuck you. Fuck you. You better not be in that SUV.
After I start my streams, I'm like an hour, hour and a half in before my brain activates. I can start talking shit.
Hutch, if you go to that SUV, I'm gonna put a 12-gauge shotgun in your mouth and blow your shit out the backside.
And I'm not talking about shooting the gun, I'm talking about going around and fucking your ass.
Is this your guys' first game?
This is your first game of the day!
Oh shit!
Is it actually fun?
It's not, it's so fun, this event is great, and they built it fantastic.
Usually these events you like play on public servers, you have to like submit your points, it's all automatic, it's on private servers, everything is taken care of for you, you can't cheat by accident, it deletes all your items when you leave the raid.
You have an- Oh shit! Everybody fucking shut up! Oh my god! Oh shit!
Fuck everybody here! Fuck all you guys!
Fuck everyone! Fuck everybody here!
Whoever can hear this, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
You're losing this mind, yes.
Oh.
Definitely not me.
Oh shit.
That's right.
Oh shit.
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
I totally would have signed up if I had known about it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I didn't mind only if I-
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit.
God, dude.
Oh shit.
In two minutes, off the loading time.
Wait, nobody went to the SUV.
I'm gonna come fucking kill you. I'm coming back right now on the pencil. Where are you?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
I'm never gonna know where I am fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. I'm here enough. I'm here enough
Well, I got my hat on that I have on right now. No way. No way
Look at that boys
No way
We these
You're some job
That's just out way
Oh my god, oh my god, you know this guy's a demon this has an absolute even guys guys they guys that guy's moving that guy's moving different that guy's moving different
I think everyone's good for stripper now boys.
I think they've figured out the meta.
They've figured out the meta.
These are techniques they are so technique!
We sneak up on the school again.
Oh, one point, one point!
Play up, play up!
That's one point boys, that's a god, that's a god, that's a god!
Oh my god, that's a sherman, oh my god! That's a two-pointer, that's a two-pointer, that's a three-point shot!
Yes!
I
Took your sermon kill pussy
Boys I am hot I'm cooking I am three points up three points
You get points from killing players you get one way no, it's wait
It's one point per PNC killed two point per boss kill one point per boss guard kill five points for extraction
Is that I think that's all the points right? I keep stripping it is gone. I got three points. I got three points
25 minutes I'm getting word for my bucket list. I'm getting one guy
But so it might honestly be a good idea isn't what's really like 35 minutes
That's true. It might honestly boys
I tell you I meant it might be worth it to run to the car kill two PMC's run the sermon kills
to his guards and just leave.
Wait, you have to wait to extract that?
You expect it super fast, so that's cool too.
Fuck yourself, God.
Don't act like yesterday.
Apparently.
Yeah, I think.
A little more generous today.
Yeah, a little more generous yesterday.
The dark-eyed guards have been smile down upon us today.
Wait, you can extract with a tank battery?
Wait.
For extra points?
Wait, where are you seeing that?
because I've seen like five take batteries,
I'd never take them.
You're a cat.
Okay, but from my chat, you're getting one back.
All right, thank you for letting me know that I was my chat.
Thanks, thank you.
It's a good cat.
Yeah, thank you for letting me know it was my chat.
Now I know it's a complete lie.
It's a complete lie.
Thank you.
Thank you, Genji.
I thought you had a reputable source.
So you're calling your cat lying?
Yes!
Yes, I am!
You're calling your cat lying?
Yes!
Wouldn't that just be a reflection of the streamer?
No, no.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Oh my god.
That's not true.
Jim G, I am a peanut of high moral standing.
Now one moment while I drink this beer at nine in the morning.
You have to excuse me.
Oh my god.
Now we ride.
Jimmy, how's it going for you, bud?
Oh, I spondin' late, but I've died.
I
Could it sell
When it's done
Yeah, oh
Where that'll happen it's completely natural it's completely natural now listen mr.
gimmick if you start up right now you might be in the same game as me also
I feel like I started like five seconds late to when I started up usually I see like 20 guys all running in front of each other
I was like, two guys.
I saw zero guys.
Did they switch it?
Cause I feel like I'm starting a couple of seconds late
when it's in this, in this game mode.
A second could be the difference between life and death.
It's true.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Life and death.
Ooh, life and death.
Oh.
Oh, Mr. Reynolds Bill and Mr. Coonacea, Mr. Wiccan,
what's good, man, good, oh, man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
What's going on?
I think my monitor just turned off for no reason.
I think my computer's frozen.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my god.
Well, there's a kind of place that I'm not sure of, right?
Yep, I think my computer just, it's the Elgato,
it's the Elgato.
The Elgato makes my computer freeze
for some reason sometimes.
Oh my god.
Probably how everyone's rates go.
Not good, not good.
I hold on, I have to quickly restart.
Fuck me in my ass.
There's not a soul inside.
Yeah, me too.
I swear to God.
I'll be right back.
I was walking through the woods, minding my own business, and I—you know what?
Sorry, gang. Sorry, gang. I'll tell you the fuck. It's freezing my computers at random sometimes.
How the fuck is he still streaming?
It's just how good I am just how good I am boss. It's just how good I am. All right. All right
These are skills. These are skills that many have right, but it's just how good I am
Magic magic my friend. That is why I'm still here with you. Good shit right here. Oh
I think we're gonna die by the way. I don't think we're getting back to that
I actually we might actually get back to that
I've never I never go back to the spot that I'm assuming a lot of people probably also don't go back to the spot
There's a chance we load up and we're still in that rain.
There's a chance, there's a chance, there's a chance, there's a chance, there's a chance.
Wait, my computer's starting to back up, I'm getting this score back up,
I'm getting battle state games back up, one second, one second, one moment, one moment, one moment, one moment.
This discord is the game, there we go, I'm joining up with the gang again.
Hello everybody, hello, how are you on this Friday?
Hey.
Welcome back in.
Hey, thank you. Thank you and you might oh god
I'm telling you it like if you like even sometimes when I restart my other computer it like you know like your screens like they minimize and then
They like put themselves on the monitor again, because you're like multiple monitors
You'll just stay minimize and like in like the rest of the screen will be black and it'll just fucking not like nothing will work
It's horrible. You gotta get the get to the average media. Yeah, I was thinking about switching to a remedia
That's what I have
No problem. You know God is pretty good. I think it's not a good stuff. I used to tell guys down
All right, okay. Yeah
Yeah, I'm back. Very good. I'm back to good. Oh, I didn't die
Maybe you spawned late and so no one saw you
Well, yeah, also nobody has mainly so they have to go get a weapon and come back and I guess you do assume that I'm already gone
I killed Sturman and a guard and then a guy walked up to me and beat my cheeks in
and then he...
But but I'm guaranteed he was pissed as fuck because it looked like he was gunning for Sturman for those extra points
and I took it right from my...
Swooped it right out right from under him with a USB pistol and a little bit of rip ammo
Took his shit
I took his turn.
You killed him with a pistol?
I killed him with a pistol.
Hello, peace fellow.
Hey, I'm impressed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's a good one.
Thank you, Daddy.
Want to ride to him?
Yeah, child.
Good thing, girl.
What's that?
Even how that's been sideways.
Mm-mm.
I wrap my set in.
I hear it's 2X damage when you hold it sideways.
Oh, it is.
It is.
I wrap my set, pussy.
I read my set. Honestly, that's one of my biggest...
What?
Are you drinking?
It's Saturday.
It's... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can I group a night?
Can I drink on a Saturday?
This is America! I thought this was America!
So I thought... No, no, no, that's my fault, Hunter.
I thought this is America!
Oh, no, I'm so sorry, Hunter. I thought this was America!
No, that's not... Oh, that's my fault, Hunter.
I thought this was America!
You hear this communist
Communist piece of shit, what the I thought this was America
Fuck you
Australians got their ass work yet today. That's all I I don't even know it's what you're talking about
You hear that American you're not watching the boy
The USA and soccer I don't really watch a lot of sports. I'm very happy for them. No, I'll say that very happy
For us to be fresh
Never won a world cup right the Canadians
I
I find this
See pull play or to see elimination we get the beat they go to the pool
I've heard of that before
It's a double delay.
It's a really good bowl of corn flakes and sand to start your day, give me.
Corn flakes and sand to breakfast some champions.
I might be the way to chip that my teeth.
I'm just trying to go in and I'll be back.
Alright. Good luck.
Wish you bad luck.
Alright, I'm locking in, I'm locking in, I'll be back.
Boys, lock in, boys, lock in.
Lock in, we're getting serious, we're getting serious.
No more fooling around.
It's serious time.
We're a little late, I don't know what to do now that we're late.
What's up, do I have enough on my infection?
Two hundred seventy-eight?
Which we just gonna jump into again?
Just cause we're late again?
I was thinking about going and camping
the bottom of that mountain,
but I don't know if they're already down by now.
Oh, I don't know how late we are.
We just see if I can kill someone real quick.
Get some points on the board
just to get them to see if we can for the round
and then we'll figure out what we're doing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh shit! That's one of the guards! That's one of the guards!
Oh shit! That's another one of the guards!
Oh! Oh lingo! Oh lingo!
We're gonna die this is where our journey ends.
gentlemen this is where our journey ends this is where our journey is we're
gonna die we're gonna die this is where our journey ends we're gonna die we're
gonna die
one point I think we said it got it said it got it's out of the car I can't tell
I can't tell it's a good voice
He's in it. He's out of guard
He's out of guard
Can you tell can you tell that it's a guard?
One point one point lay up and all you have to do is cross this quick thing without sermon taking your head off
Two points two points lay up
we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good I'm going for it boys
oh
it's fine
no
Oh my God, S and B, holy crap, holy crap.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's S and B, S and B, oh my God.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
That's S and B animal, that's S and B animal right there.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh, who's that?
One point, one point!
You get back here!
Two boys, two boys!
Oh my god, we're cooking!
We're cooking boys, we're cooking!
Massive, massive!
Massive! Huge, huge!
That's five points, five points for the boy!
We're the LeBron James, oh my goodness.
We're the LeBron James of the hundred years of it.
Give me, oh you got it, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
give me what you got, what do you got, what do you got, my PS that's pretty cool, that's
pretty cool, that's pretty chill, that's pretty chill, that's pretty chill, that's something,
that's a little something, something, little something, little something, little something,
boys I'm cooking right now, I am on fire, I've killed seven three guards and five points
on the board, I'm still alive, fully healthy, what are you saying, give it, what, are you
In wood camp every time saw mill. Yeah, I'm just reading some I'm telling you to the move. It's the move
Freakin heck it's the move
Now you need to increase the unpacking of bags in this version as well. I'm unpacking bags like crazy. Oh
I got a lock back in beer back always out of food is called no way. Oh my god
We can't be stopped
Hey!
Oh!
One boy, Zayam!
I did that one!
He's in the text and pants, it wasn't PMC boys!
No I'm not!
Are we being super duper serious right now?
Are we being so fucking for real?
There's no way I just can't believe it!
I'm not!
are we being so fucking for real there's no way I just got killed by an AI scab
hey guys how you doing how did it go guys I was on a generational run three
guards one boss across the map headshot PMC kill I lay down to get a backpack
I
Walks up at one time to be that
I'm laughing that'll happen
That'll happen. I don't be careful. It happened. Yeah, it happened
Inappet that'll happen gotta be careful. I've heard of that happening. Gotta be careful. You gotta be careful out there
I cannot believe that I cannot believe that guys. We were on a generation run 25 minute
We can extract we were on a generation right there. Oh my I cannot believe that just happened
Yeah, we guys where do you hear the 25 minutes thing? Can you make it for that?
That's true
That would be nice, but I'm telling you I'm telling you I know it's kind of boring because you don't get like
It's already here ball. You really like to culminate like a story, but if you want max pointed
I think he's got it you gotta go in there and either kill yourself or
or
Run rush the bosses in the next track. Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
I think I think you either go to Sturman kill him kill his guards and then kill yourself or go kill Sturman kill his guards
Go to Bob kill to get a kill killer kill all the PMC's of the next time. It's like the two methods
Where you getting your initial weapon this there's three boxes next to the car
And then if you don't get those there's one to the right on the rock behind dick head mountain
You get one of those three you rush them and he's easy peasy you wait for them to push boom, but bam
Cut top a boom, but ding you come on
You must be getting different spawns than me because on my spawns all that shit is contested completely
Yeah, actually it's kind of weird the last two dimes. No one's gone there for some reason.
I just walk up lately and grab the juice.
Why should it get contested for sure? Like every ran?
Hmm.
Really, I was a late spot that time as well.
Wow.
I'll tell you I'm getting lucky. I'm a lucky ducky
Is anybody else only get right out?
I'm nope. No, I'm already alive. I'm gonna tell you
Oh
What should I test this 25 minute theory? It's testy testy test
It'll tell you as soon as you're in there. Don't tell you if you get exit or not
Well, I guess I'll be the talkiest, but yeah
Because if you know if you can't then you can if you can't then you can't
It's true. Oh my god. I never thought about that.
Let me know how it goes, give me, let me know if you can accept 25 minutes, because if you can accept 25 minutes, I'm leaving.
I don't know, wait, isn't it?
I was stuck, prone. I was spamming, trying to stand up.
We know the head eyes extract works. Thank you give it for the test. I'm I'm gonna look let me open up the discord of the thing
Let me see if they change anything. Oh here it is due to numerous requests from participants
We made changes to the extraction time extraction points will now open 10 minutes after the rain begins. Oh my god
We could have just read this instead of sacrificing gimmicks life
Over back in lip, right?
Fuck all of you fuck all of you fuck you guys fuck everyone here fuck you guys
I
Get back here and you get back here
Are you got me I don't have a gun
Well I just got another gun, you're fucked!
Just gotta reload, hold on, just gotta reload real quick, you got it, you mind waiting?
You might wait while I reload real quick?
You might wait while I- I was an XGTT now, but you-
HMMM
God yeah, yeah, yeah!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I'll get a couple goodies, couple goodies.
Can you turn my Dividea settings on, I can't see dick.
Oh, and there's another XTC, his plan is complete, nullified.
I've never seen two here, oh my god.
Oh, God really doesn't like that guy.
Little shabby shabby.
Little shabby shabby. Little shabby shabby shabby.
Little shabby shabby. Oh, fuck.
Oh, ooochie poochie.
I
Do something to do something
I was I told me oh, we don't kill we go kill mr. Stubborn see
We kill his god, and we go right before I break from it. We did a 30 round. Oh my god
Take that 30 round it very round it
Give me more
Is this guy by 19? That's another
I think so the night might I see that
Who got some here we go
Stupid, she's shooting at someone as well.
If she'd be one BMC down here, we'll make a live wick of him.
A live wick, no reaction, and then we'll strike.
Strike at the heart of the Lumberbell.
Fuck him.
I'm going in!
There's something behind me.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
He's missed his shibu-si at.
Oh.
one point one point quick mad pack what the hell is that what you need that was better
It didn't sound like a guard weapon.
Take on, take on, take on, take on!
God!
It's your help, let me grab the stand guard.
One more, one more, one more!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, I forgot to grab the heavy bead. I forgot to grab the heavy bead
big for the Lucy Doogee. We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
We gotta go back, boys, we gotta go back!
Run!
I cannot leave a forgotten heavy-beat.
Oh my goodness, I just fucked myself, boys.
I just fucked myself.
Someone's gonna get that sermon kill.
I can feel it.
Come on, we're going to take him!
We're going to take him!
Move, move!
You're about to stab? We did not got to have a stab on him!
We did not got to have a stab on him!
Oh, I stabbed him, I stabbed him!
You did not? Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Quick heal, quick heal!
Quick, wait, just light, light, light heal, light heal!
Oh, there he bleeds!
Oh, he got him.
That was the close one, boys.
That was the close one.
That was the close one, boys.
Almost lost my cool.
Almost lost my cool, boys.
Almost lost my cool.
All good boys were saved.
We're going to live forever.
Never gonna die. Never gonna die. Never gonna die.
Oh! I told you someone tried to take him right now!
You gotta take the shit and move!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
He's shot a bit.
He needs to get my 7k.
We'll show him, we'll show him.
We'll show them all!
You're crazy!
Oh
No, you want to see what's in this I want to this yeah
Yeah
Oh perfect. Oh, what is teaching? Oh, what's teaching? Oh my god? Oh, thanks. Oh
Oh
oh my god that was the match of man that came down from the mountain that
That guy has level 6 planes on fully automatic and 88-1.
Guys, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I just, I was killed, but...
That's the guy I beat to death with a shovel yesterday!
He came back for his revenge!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my, you hate to see it.
Oh my god.
All right, you know what I deserve that one, all right?
You know what?
I'm not even bad about that one.
I deserve that one.
That one's, that's karma, right?
That's karma.
I deserve that one.
Guys, there's nothing to be mad about there.
We deserve that one.
We beat that guy to death yesterday in the tournament
with a shovel, but he was trying to help us.
I felt internally bad ever since.
I'm almost seven minutes into a queue.
Do you guys think I'm bugged?
Or do you think there's just not a lot of people on right now?
What does it say?
I would wait until maybe like 45 minutes and then restart
I'm just giving it a minute. What do you have seven minutes? I went to like nine. You like nine. You like that
You like that you should see the back button. I've had to do seven minutes. I feel like a couple times
You know, I think I don't know I wasn't getting that yesterday and some of it you guys I was going listen
I heard you I heard him going
So I assumed he was hurt really bad. That's why I went for the penis shots with the PP 19 and the Luger CGI
But honestly thinking back we should have just tried to go for a nose-cove headshot with the Boson
We should have done it boys. We should arrest it. We should arrest it
No, I I went you on top of boys. Did I make the right call right there? I feel like I made a right call right there
I'm getting a lot. I heard
So I went for the penis shots with the Luger CI because I assumed he was already hurt low on health
We should we should have gone for the nurse cop. We should we should have gone for the nurse cop
We should have done it. You said you also missed. Oh, hey
Oh, hey, fuck yourself
Well, you fuck yourself sir. Oh
Hey, whoa, what do you mention that fuck yourself? Oh
You know what actually now that you mention that now that you say like that fuck yourself. Oh, hey, you saw what you say
fuck yourself people make mistakes in the heat of battle jimbo make mistakes in the heat of battle
no fuck yourself fuck you you fuck yourself it's hard out of here it's hard out of here
talk of literally already has a player base of people who would turn to ashes
But I feel like I will.
You told them to go to Indeed.com.
These are the bitchless of the bitchless.
These guys have bitches in the negatives.
Negative bitch count.
You know these guys are insane.
These guys are crazy.
Mm-mm.
Oh, meaningless, meaningless.
That's right.
Boys, how is it going for y'all?
Give me an overall, have the last 50 minutes of the tournament is gone.
Give me a woohoo.
All right.
Woohoo.
Somewhere in between.
Like, oh, what a delight.
Respond in as late as I could be yet again.
Perfect, perfect. Honestly, I feel like mine's going out of bed. It's a seven. A seven.
I feel like I'm getting some steady solid points. Not a lot of longevity, but I'm getting some points every round.
Things are going good. Things are going quick. We're doing good. We're doing okay. We're doing solid.
We're getting, there's no zero point range yet. There's no zero point range.
I'm trying to get a new route. I'm never getting this. I don't get to spawn anymore for the green boxes.
so I'm having to my kid just went whoo-hoo switch it up a little that's great to
hear your kid is doing great the tournament job that's great to hear your
kid is doing great the third hmm what are you doing wait John I was just playing
mecha-chameleon with you six hours ago what are you doing what are you doing a
egg fucking stupidism oh I'm good i'm good i'm good what are you doing wait
that the tournament that tournament fuck all of you fuck everyone here fuck you
guys fuck everyone here fuck you guys fuck you guys fuck everyone here fuck
you
So are you going for the car are you going for the car sir?
Yeah, I'm gonna go somewhere else good luck sir good luck remember that I was so nice to you
But you have to gunpoint it at me to remember how nice I was
So are you sir, where are you going?
sir
I'm going up here. I'm gonna grab this guy. I'm gonna come kill you
who's following me who's following me take this bitch
Yeah
One boy lay up lay up lay up. I mean take them up on the right side. I think
Give me that armor give me that
Oh my god, oh my god, that's even better
There's some m81 install this bad boy
Impact this with some m81 of this bad boy
Boy.
Got some TCW just in case, just in case.
One extra mag just in case, just in case
things go a little sideways.
All right now we move.
We're going straight to Mr. Stubus again.
Hit the rig?
Whatever, we'll take it off soon.
We'll take it off soon.
There was a helmet.
What was that?
That specific helmet?
You can't wear with this headset.
And I'd rather have a headset than a helmet.
I'd rather hear the enemy.
I'd rather hear you and me, than wait for their on top of me putting one in my mind.
Follow me, game, follow me, game!
There's obviously multiple gentlemen already down here attempting Mr. Strobussy.
We sent to Aremount, King Vonstern.
We'll be fine.
Oh, it's Mr. Shabashi.
I'll be back, I'll be back!
You little lootie! Little lootie!
Oh!
Little lootie, little lootie.
I'm going in.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh my god.
Who killed these people?
Hello?
Who killed these people? Hello?
Oh my god that guy is massive!
Did you see that? That guy is huge! That guy is huge!
That guy is huge!
Melon!
Oh my goodness! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I
Boy, I ain't sure it's already dead. I just went from the great way. How should I kill him?
I'm gonna peak that guy if he's still there. I'm gonna kill him if he's out there. I'm gonna go right the farm
I'm gonna write the father's
Oh my god, that was all for nothing.
Oh my god, we have to get a stamp, oh my god!
Kill me. Kill me right now, please. Kill me immediately. Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!
I've just been five minutes packing and unpacking bags to die to AIDS! Hey guys, how you doing?
Oh, oh, I killed a massive mountain of a man and got so caught up in organizing his loot.
So I'd be ready for the rest of the raid that I spent five minutes unpacking and packing
bags where I eventually just died from AIDS.
Oops. Oh, oops.
That'll happen.
Oh, that'll happen.
You didn't even get right up on the sickness, gotcha.
Yeah, the sickness got me.
The sickness got me.
Yep.
It'll get you.
I hate to see it. I am.
I am so much pain.
I cannot believe that just happened.
I'd say it's going pretty well.
I am so much pain.
Oh my God.
Oh wait, I forgot to put drops in my title.
I forgot.
This still drops right from what we're doing.
I think there is.
I think so, yeah.
Is it all three days?
I assume I put drops in my title.
Maybe it's a lie.
Are you guys getting dropped?
Oh yeah, the way they say they get dropped.
Maybe it's a lie.
Oh, good.
Oh, you got it.
All right, no more mistakes.
No more mistakes.
I'm just gonna kill it.
How are you on this Friday? How are you good? I literally had two people myself and one other person in a raid my last raid I
Kill Sturman. I run over to kill Killa. He runs forward
Lags back hits a slide to the corner side lean peaks me two taps me in the thorax
that. Yeah, it's like it's
discussed. That'll happen. He
was a dancer in his former life.
He was. Yes, I believe he's
about to be more accurate. That's
lower accurate. I got even more
silly. I killed a guy that was
as big as the mountain. I was
so excited. I killed him with a
crappy five shot Vepa. I killed
him. I'm telling you, he had the
Pegasus backpack SR 25 PS one to
be all of it. I spent five
the whole raid. I was so excited. I looked over my infection. I've got 40 seconds. I
run around vertically for 40 seconds. I die immediately.
Poopsie poopsie.
I'm pissed because it's like I finally had that stark. I was able to go to the bunker
and I had everything and I just died to park.
I
Boys, I'm telling you I'm telling you let someone else go to the bunker
Let's you just got you just get a poop. There's so much good ammo on the map
But you don't know I know the weapons are crap, but the ammo is crazy
You just go grab a shit weapon with insane ammo three tap whoever went to the bunker in the chest
And then by the big bout of boob, you're on top of the world and you didn't waste half the game go to the bunker
Yeah, for sure.
Mada Bing, Mada Boom, you say?
Mada Bing, Kadinga Kaplan.
Easy as that, easy as that.
Kadinga and Kaplan?
I'm gonna hype myself up.
You like myself up?
You like the bunker, everybody's rushing the bunker on my, on my games.
I've been, I've been looking for new routes.
The new route gimmick that I just found.
Is you run?
I'm going to- I'm going to-
LET'S RIDE!
I
Fuck everyone here fuck all of you guys fuck you guys fuck everyone here fuck you guys fuck everybody here fuck you guys
Fuck you. I said you I said you
What the fuck I swear to God by by the way, but I'm popping you shit
I'm popping you shit like a pimple you better not be next to me in five seconds
Shit oh, I don't miss my shots, but I don't miss my shots. I never miss they call me Peter never miss
Oh
Yeah, you're so fucking bad, you're missing all your shots!
You're missing all your shots!
Hey, hold up, did I miss this one?
Double check for me!
Pussy.
Gotcha!
Yeeaaah!
Eat your ass, my beloved pussy!
Oh, you watch me, cut!
You watch me, bitch! You watch me, pussy!
Oh, I'm coming for it.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh, I'm bouncing slap in no way!
How we see the bastard?
How we see the bastard boys now we just did quick bastard quick bastard
You see the quick bastard and then we're good to go
Yeah, that was nuts. I figured that out
I thought that might be hot because he was gonna pull me from that random place over there
I thought that might be hot nevermind. I don't know what red
Eat some all we eat some honor
Hey, don't be a stackin'!
Come in, Mr. Stenbotsy!
He's up on the bridge! Oh my god, perfect position, perfect position!
It'll be too easy. If he's up on that bridge, he can kill me. Easy peasy, boys, easy peasy!
It's our moment boys, it's our moment!
Oh
It's your ass back to the lobby pussy. It's your ass back to the lobby
I
So much you might already be dead boys. I'm not gonna lie to you
Who's that him right there eat the sim oh shit. Oh go back go back go back
We each about we'd take the stem from him and take the same in my backpack
Mrs. Tim
Yeah, I'm not gonna take the same yet
What the f**k is this?
What boy?
Lay up, lay up!
Oh!
Is this your stupid bus?
Oh!
I'm- I'm stuck between a rock and a hard man!
I'm gonna go back for this guy in a second!
Oh!
What the hell is this guy doing?
Fuck it, we're going for a termite, we're going for the two-pointed, we're going for
the two-pointed ones.
NOSKIN!
Who's that?
Is that the distributor to come over here?
Who's that?
I'm going in!
Oh my god!
I
Find we find we find we find we find we find we need to keep the key at least five every five
Oh my god, of course a percentage up. Oh my god
You get your ass back you motherfucker!
Fuck you, why'd you want to make me pussy?
Oh
Fuck you watch
Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fucking hell! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucking hell! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Come on, come to the next round! I gotta go back! I gotta go back! Come on, come on!
Yeah! Yeah!
What the … what's going on approach?
The
This is Subrissi and his guards are being...
...with Subrissi!
They're not person!
I can't kill nothing!
We have to do a wide loop, boys.
We have to do a wide loop. We have to find a steppin. We gotta kill a steppin.
Once we kill a steppin, we can easily kill his guards. But steppin's holding down the whole...
...he's holding down the whole spot!
I
Do not we have a son I got we're not in a second. We're not in a second
You have to give me super sweet. I get this voice
Is that him oh
Don't
We're gonna go back kill the god that would do the hot that we're gonna bomb kill killer kill killer
and the three boys actually expect us in 14 seconds that five extra points I should we just leave
was extracts open in 10 seconds we just leave that's five extra points we just leave
I
Like
Let me kill this guy real quick. Let me get one more point for the guy and then we're going there we go
Get greedy boy get greedy
Is that a guy?
It's just a scab, just a scab
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not risking it boys. I'm over the extract. There's five
points. Five points to extract. We're leaving! Go, go, go, go, go, go! We need the Michael Jackson
Shut up!
Hey! Excellent rain boys! Excellent rain!
Hooray!
boys I'd say they don't want to hear this but massive yeah massive rain
extract included did you I heard that you killed like four people at the car
yeah I killed I killed five people including you plus a guard plus a box
than I expected.
Oh my god.
Oh, he fucking run.
13-point run boys, 13-point run.
Loser's up, Loser's up.
Whenever I piqued and you were just laying down,
I thought you were a fucking garb.
And I was like, oh, I gotta get a right hand peek.
You ready for this?
When I was, I have the worst experiences
when trying to shoot someone from a laying down position.
It's instantaneous, right-leaning headshot.
I'm back in the lobby.
So I got up and I saw him charge.
What weapon did you have what good did you have?
545 something no attachments BT. Yeah, I had I had PPM. Oh in the in a single fire
7.6 2x39 we were both working the doodoo
In hell at the end of 545. Oh
Oh, I guess without attachments is not that good
I've not really I've not really experimented with that guy. I've heard that guy is the new meta. Have you heard that?
Yeah, no, I've heard it as well. I heard that once yeah, I heard that's really really good like with a golnik
It's like a two-shot to the thorax. Give me how how's it going over there? You be bad? Oh good. I attracted
I've got a ten pointer ten pointer last round
I'm a new a new round thriving and surviving
Hell yeah, good boy.
Call me the new whoopee Goldberg of Tarkov.
Congratulations, congratulations.
It's game time.
It's game time today.
I'm up.
She's broke.
I'm up.
The caffeine literally just hit me.
This is the first, this is like the first five minutes I haven't wanted to die so far
today.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I've only got three and a half hours of sleep.
That's why I'm so awake right now
because I don't think my body fully registered as sleep.
So I'm gonna go insane for this tournament
and then crash hard as fuck.
Yes.
Yeah, you're gonna hit a wall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drop that for you.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We are cooking boys.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Let's ride.
you
You
Literally on the draw literally on the draw that's okay a lot of guys have
I'm gonna have to be a little at least sometimes, it's okay.
It could happen anyway.
What did USA win recently that you were talking about earlier?
Shocker?
Thank you.
This one for the USA shocker team boys, let's run.
Eeeeee moment now!
Any moment!
Eeeeee moment now!
Eventually we'll be in the rain!
Eventually, eventually, eventually, eventually.
Mmm.
Oh!
Ah!
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
First thing I thought, I raided the insults.
Fuck all of you, fuck all of you, fuck all of you, fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys, fuck all of you.
Fuck you guys.
What?
Yeah, you think so?
out but I have to get pussy but I have to get pussy I want to come over to this
car I want to come over this car real quick
so are you looking for a weapon because I got one right here so you're looking
for a weapon are you looking for a weapon let's see if this one works big
I gotta dance it real quick.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Good thing, yeah.
Do something, something, do something, something.
Do something, something.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
Oh, that's massive.
oh that's massive all huge huge huge-Huge huge-Huge huge...
We're cookin more... were cooking more...
Is this about the body? Watch... Watch... Watch... Watch...This...what?
And what?
Oh...
extra wash... extra wash... extra wash...
extra wash... extra wash... until what?
I
Should lead out of the bush real quick
Pack some bags pack a couple bags back into a magazine
I suppose it might be worth it. I know I usually don't do this in this game
But I think we should look for a quick a quick one time scope a quick one hushes down over
A quick one-time scope. If we can get a scope on this SDM-9, it's massive. If we can't get a scope, it's basically useless.
I can't use this thing without a scope. It's horrible. It's horrible.
We're gonna go back and look for a quick scope, and then we're gonna go to Mr. Suburzi.
We see, is it the hand thing where it holds the hand up? I swear to God, oh my God, this is horrible.
Oh my God. Okay, we're going to look for a scope.
Quick beep for the scope. Quick beep. Quick beep. Quick beep.
I don't remember where the scopes are.
Oh, you saw it here?
You maybe know where the scopes are.
Let's go to the scopes.
Take the big box.
Let's go up here.
Hopefully, we can take a quick peek for the scopes.
And then, out of the big box, we'll look around.
Locked in.
Oh shit, I think I made a little mess.
Oh my goodness.
Score!
Skawar!
There's other... There's other scopes and stuff.
We got the scope set and stuff, I don't see no scopes in that thing.
Fuck it, we gotta move, we gotta move!
I see you guys, let's take the heavy fucking, I was thinking the same thing, I was thinking
the same thing, I was thinking the exact same thing boys, same exact thing, 100% 100% at
least this way we can aim, at least this way we can aim boys, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
out in the evening, in the evening.
Here we go.
Here we go, alright.
Here we go there we go
Here we go
Alright, nice and easy nice and easy
Nice and easy
Nice and easy nice and easy
Nice and easy nice and easy. I think guys I needed to take you seven skill, I'm not even joking
I hear so many guns out of there. We have to move! We have to move! We have to move! We have to move!
We gotta go, boys! We gotta go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
It's pushing somewhere here.
You can give me shadows.
Try to kill me, sister, but still before us.
You can even be hot.
Effective.
I know who's on me.
You want boys, I'm spent trade, ain't fuckin'-
We're goin' mine, ain't boys, we're goin' mine, isn't thinkin' it!
Into the fire!
Into the flame!
Shhh!
Oh!
Where the hell is the guy at?
Did he die?
You don't know if did he die, is he dead?
What the hell is he dying?
He went on a massacre.
Wherever this is, he's highly trained.
Oh my goodness.
SEAL Team 6 member, all these people are already dead!
He wiped this camp out in two seconds!
Oh my goodness, this guy is obviously trained.
Very skilled, very skilled.
Very skilled.
Very skilled player.
Guys, he's already gone. He's already gone.
He is already...
Jason Boyd is on the way to farm.
you got to chase him we got to chase him
oh shit
there he is there he is
Fuck you, man!
No!
Darn it.
Be sure to change that guy.
Guys, when we saw that he wiped out the lumber mill, like fucking Thanos snapping with the
five infinity stones, we should have gone the other direction.
I don't know why I changed that guy down.
That guy's obviously the best player to have a touch this game.
All right.
I'm going to die to the disease.
No, fuck, fuck.
You know, I just realized, you know, I just realized these are all streamers
and I just said that and then it immediately showed his name.
I already know this guy is going to take this clip and put it in a tick tock edit.
There's like a cool music in the background.
This guy's damn nose.
He's the best guy I ever played this game and then it shows his name.
You already know it's going to be on tick tock.
This is already going to be on.
This fucker, Gino Sino, he's gonna take this,
he's gonna make a TikTok edit with that.
150% he's gave it to him.
Not only did we give him our kit,
we gave him the point for the kill,
we just gave him a TikTok edit.
Hey, gang, how you doing?
I'm back.
Ah, well, I'm a guy that has a thickness.
Ah, I just got it.
How would you shake this?
Geez.
I mean, some of these people are there,
no, no stems, no stems.
There should be a stem in the bunker.
So good they are sick we wish bucket the one at the top of the hill
The one by the little village
Oh, wait, there's no stim in there. I would assume that's the best bunker the whole map
You would assume
You would assume I also did 421 damage to parmesan and he just kept running and got away
So that's fun. That was fun. I loved it. Honestly 10 out of 10 round
I'm great to hear. That's great to hear. That's great to hear. That's great to hear. I, I, um,
I, I didn't do too good. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do that. I didn't, uh, I didn't do too good.
I, I, I chased, I chased after a man who, who, who is morphed. His skin and the leather of his chair
a one. They are one being in this mortal world.
When a tree grows around an axe.
Yes. When a tree grows around an axe,
there he is one with his gaming chair. I don't know why I did it.
I don't, I thought maybe I felt good.
I don't know why I chased out a man that I already knew was morphed to his chair.
He wiped out the entire Luffaville. Sturman included 30 seconds,
30 seconds,
30 seconds and I'd chase after him like a fool.
like a god of fools god of fools god of fool well he was level one everyone's
level one you dumb bitch
sorry what do you say yeah that's true
all right i just said it's if you're gonna be a fool might as well be the god
of fools god of fools i don't think that's i don't think that's a good i don't
know if that's how that makes sense i feel like i'd rather just be a regular
a fool. A regular fool? God of fools would make you the biggest fool of all. Or does it make you
lord over all the fools? That is true. You could have like a full army, but think about that for
a second. Who are you beating if your entire army is made of fools? Exactly. I mean, you could like
or you could do like a Trojan horse situation. You could have them build you a Trojan horse,
But it wouldn't be that good because they're all fools
Yeah, it'd probably be there'd probably be some major structural
Some major structural flaws. Hold on. What is a fool really though?
Let's think about this for a second a fool is someone who gets tricked easily not someone who is built bad building mechanical wooden horses
Well
Are you sure? Well, that's true because being tricked easily would come with a certain set of requirements of being slightly stupid
unless it's a smart person who's very trusting.
Not if I mean a fool can come in all shapes and sizes.
Now maybe, you can have a few of the worst.
Yeah.
Let's get down on the way.
Let's get a fool as broadly defined as a person
who lacks good judgment, common sense, or wisdom.
So would eight, let's just say a thousand fools.
Let's see if we have a thousand fools.
Fools with someone who lacks good judgment common sense or wisdom be able to build a mechanical horse
Well, stay there building it, right? And they're like hmm. Should we should we put a beam here?
nah
Okay, good explanation. I gotta go. I gotta go. I'm going in. I'm going in
fuck all of you fuck all of you fuck you guys fuck all of you fuck you guys who
it is who is this morphing into my body
my actual name is Tony Pim
I ain't Tony Pim I ain't doing much
I ain't doing oh pretty good pretty good long time no see deep
I'm gonna get this guy and let you have it all right
Say Tony Pimp sir, I think you forgot something take these and help you later on
Hold on Tony Pimp wait
Are you lucky I read that ammo you bitch
I knew I should have got the remote.
I knew it.
I knew I should have got it.
I knew I should have.
I knew I was taking it.
I knew that was a fool's move.
Oh shit.
Who did that?
Show yourself, David!
Who did that?
Oh my god, let me search the guy!
Oh 61 dollars, oh my goodness.
I'm a lucky dog!
Oh it's a scam, oh my god, it was a scam the entire time.
I was yelling at a robot! I was yelling at a robot, gentlemen!
You caught me, you caught me, I was yelling at a robot, you caught me!
You caught me, I was yelling at a robot!
Hmm...
Quick packing, quick packing, quick packing, quick packing, quick packing, quick packing.
Where they saved the hat.
I said quite a good idea, that's honestly probably a good idea, it's like where the
Hoosie-Doozie.
Good thinking boys, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
Oh my god, we look quite daft indeed.
Good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
2 Mr. Sturper's here!
Go, go, go!
No one's killed on this side.
No one's killed on this side boys.
We're getting there quick, we're getting this A-step.
We'll let them have it.
Fucking.
Oh
get out of here!
not super clean, not super clean, but it was, oh my god, someone's coming!
Oh my god, two points two points lay up lay up
We're cooking work again, we're cooking either guys I put we did it we need that guy separate immediately
We need x2g we need to see about skin we need everything more we have anything right now
Okay, what look it?
Let me see if there's a Seabed Skateboard in the seas, hold on.
Seabed Skate, Seabed Skate.
Get a beam, get a beam.
What the hell's going on right here?
What an idiot!
Come on!
Get your ass back to the lobby, pussy!
We're cooking, boys! We're cooking!
We are cooking!
Hey, there's one more hood to get up on this hill, bunch.
We gotta get a C-Met, excuse me, we gotta have him bleed,
and we gotta move!
Right now, right now, there's no time!
Move, move, move, move!
Oh, dingle, dingle!
I'm gonna keep you second for a little bit.
Stay back!
Where are these people finding these medikits are you seeing this where they find in this
dead I've got a fucking piece of plywood that suits one board every half hour this guy's
Bricked up like she's about to invade Al-Qaeda!
Who?
And we just got ourselves another TikTok edit.
We just gave this motherfucker another one!
Another TikTok edit!
Yet again, are we so dead serious?
That's fine guys we got four points we got four points four points that's fine
that's good solid we're making progress we're making progress hey guys how you
doing oh hey I just died to the same guy I did last time
Demon the monster demon the monster well honestly you know what I would say each
time that he's killed me he has outclassed me in weaponry both times not in skill not
in skill if I had equal weaponry I guarantee you I can actually promise you
it minimum one of those times I would have killed him one of them one of them
Mm-hmm boys. I believe it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Cope that is not Cope. We got like 10 shots off right there.
Oh, back in the bunker. No stints. I'm staring.
I'm staring at a fake stim. A fake stim on a body. Very good.
He's probably tick-tucking it. He's probably tick-tucking it.
I'm never coming back here again. Never again.
Never in my whole life.
I need some advice. Where are these people fighting these
Medicines other than other than the bunker. I need medicates fully automatic silence with scopes ammo
I need honestly that none of that matters just the sightly hold on fully automatic with a scope. Where do I find it?
I don't know dude. I've been finding good guns and ammo, but I don't know where people are getting the fully kitted
I'm doing work in a scab house
Scab out scourge we that's a farm have bunker to scav bunker to
They're going all the way to Scav House.
I guess we do have unlimited stamina
so it doesn't really matter how far you have to go.
Hmm, that's true.
See, the thing is, I have a much more like even plan.
My plan is to get to the car and get a couple points.
Now we have securing points every round,
which means any big P.O.I. like the bunker in Scav House,
I'm probably gonna be late and die.
I
Give me boys, you have any boys give me boys. I I think yeah, I don't know
Hmm it it depends. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know depends on
What kind of runners you get?
Hooked up to because I've had the bunker out of myself
But also the bunker's been absolute shit. So that might explain why nobody's going for it at the moment
Usually people go trash where they
Perfect.
And there I go again.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Never going to bunker again.
Bunker is off.
You know what I'm talking about.
What's been working for me?
I go to Uset and Scavbunker.
There's usually a boss.
Fuck you, yeah!
A player or...
Yeah I do!
And then I head straight to Woodcamp.
I know what I'm talking about.
I forgot to listen to the last 10 seconds.
But there's no time to discuss. I must go in.
Let's run!
Social security.
Fuck all of you, fuck everyone here, fuck all of you guys, fuck all of you, fuck you
guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys.
Oh, here he is.
All right, buddy.
All right, buddy, watch him this.
Watch him this way.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
How'd you come all, uh, how'd you come all over here, huh?
Had tried.
Get out of here.
Out of here.
He's going for Scott Bunker.
Guys, we kill him, we kill him on the way to Scott Bunker, get a point, and then we
get the good stuff.
There's a dude there?
Wait, wait, there's a dude in the car with me?
Wait, this is the guy?
This is the guy that's been killing us?
Get his ass!
Fuck his ass!
He said stream sniping, then I know that information now.
Guys, I was going to kill him anyways. That's what he said. I was already playing at killing this guy.
Where'd he go?
I don't even see any more.
Maybe this is a scab right here.
I lost him.
I already know who he went.
Oh damn.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's...
Oh, this is where we should have been going.
Oh, that's...
Oh, that's nice.
That's...
Oh.
You see me see MP7 bags?
There's 81 see MP7 bags.
bags you would see it he's got a single mp7 bag you would see one where top my
I'm blind!
That bottom?
Liars!
Third row, fourth row.
oh shit let's go thanks guys that's the fucker that's the demon the demon that's him boys
that's him I was on our side I don't have a side I need a side I need a side I need
I need the site boys, I need the site.
That'll have to do, that'll have to do.
Oh my God.
Oh no, okay, it won't do.
There's no secondary site.
I don't run it four times.
Oh boy, we're on the move! We're on the move, we're on the move, we're on the move!
Oh my god.
There he is.
Get your ass over here.
Get your ass over here, motherfucker.
I'm going in!
Oh, where is he?
Oh, look the hell.
I probably should be looking at that when I just said where is he.
Guys, I can't see right now.
I can't look at the chat anymore, I can't look at the chat, do this guy's dead.
I'm sorry, I can't look at chat, I can't look at chat, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I can't look at chat, I can't look at chat.
Boong-boong-boong!
I
Just got
Do you see me
That's it boys judge
Oh my God, oh my God.
Fuck this guy!
Guys, I've done the same person three times in a row,
three times.
That is tough.
He has-
Yeah, that happens.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Listen, he is good, I would admit.
I would admit, his name is Jadisito.
I would admit he is good, I would admit that.
But he is winning,
He has way way way superior armor. I just landed 20 shots on him and it did nothing because he literally has a Zabralo on
I got hit by what I just hit him with I mean dead five fucking times over. I'm going right where he's going
I'm going to write the scab house. Where is he going? He's going scab house. He's going scab house
I'm going to write the scab house. I'm going to write the scab house. I'm not doing. I'm not looting anything
I'm looting nothing. I'm looting now. I'm going to fuck the car fuck the camp to the right
Fuck the intersection point. We are going right to scavage take it all the time. Who's this who's this nightmare man?
Yeah, who's this man of the shadows? Oh?
My god, oh my
It's 60 43 armor. What is that level four hundred twenty shots of FMJ. Don't kill the guy
Is she's people to be the level four I think the right thing
What is the word you're saying?
6B43, 6B43?
Oh, wait, no, he has his ball.
He has his ball.
I was getting one guy.
Yeah, he has full tier six.
Ah, perfect.
Okay.
All right, perfect.
Perfect.
Oh, oh, what a sweet treat.
I'm a lucky boy.
Here goes our lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy for he's a darling good fellow.
Oh, that must be a different that's the European version.
Oh, that makes sense. Yes. If this genocidal guy gives me one more damn time, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
If he kills me one more time, one more time,
there's gonna be a problem.
There's gonna be a big problem.
Or we'll have to duke it out.
Fisticuffs, fisticuffs duke it out.
Can you, why don't they have,
why don't they have added fists in this game?
That is true, why can't you just beat the shit out of someone?
I would love to have fistfights in this game. That sounds awesome. It's amazing
You know, I'm telling you dude, I I know I keep going back this but I need I need a poker table and hideout
I think I like I know I just say it on stream and stuff
But I think I'm actually like trying to reach out and like beg them
I'll say listen that would be a actually anything
Anything just put a poker table night out put a poker table in the hideout
Booking people night out
Hmm. I know it's a problem for RMT. I know that already, but they can figure that out. That's not my problem
I'll be playing poker. I'll be playing poker in the hideout
Mm-hmm
Problem to worry about they could do so much with that hideout. They could do so much
hmm
Hmm, I don't be said I don't be said
Oh
You probably legally can't
What if you think these guys give a fuck about what's legal?
About what's legal and not legal? No
You realize this this this this game is probably
Probably so grand did allegedly mods allegedly
Allegedly, probably, allegedly, probably, allegedly.
I don't want to get you.
Allegedly, probably.
Mmm.
She's looking towards the looking behind every tree.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness, oh.
Mm.
Yeah, he's not in this one.
Thank God.
I know that's maybe technically
seems like you can know that,
but thank God.
Thank God.
The demon has casted into the shadow realm.
We are safe.
The land is free.
The people are free.
We have won the day!
The demon is not here with us.
The demon.
All right, I'm going in.
Lock in.
Good luck, boys.
Lock in in, boys.
Lock in in.
Hmm.
Oh!
Eh!
Wait, this guy's not working.
This guy's not working.
Wait, this guy's not working.
Lock in.
Fuck all of you, fuck you guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys, fuck all of you, fuck
you guys a thousand times, fuck you, fuck you guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you.
Hey, who's this to my left, fuck you.
Hey, hey, fuck you, fuck you.
Hey, hey, you have the car, just don't shoot me.
I'm gonna give you the car.
You barged on to shoot me to eight.
Oh, so you just hit me. You keep it down, bitch. Fuck you. You doot up! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Jesus Christ. Fuck you! What? Get the, get the hell out of here! Get out of here! Oh, my God, he's running right there.
running right there oh my god he's coming oh my god where's boys boys we
stopped the intersection we stopped the intersection we searched like we boxed
we get them up and kill them we get we go to the intersection we got the green
box we kill him
he wants to miss pussy he wants to miss her
Hey, you want to miss you want to miss out you want to miss
You want to miss buddy
Hey
How are you not I want them
Hey, hold on!
Yo, this action really fun.
I know who you are. Move!
Hold on, I have to pack this bag! Just stand still!
Just stand still, sir! Hold on! Just gotta pack this bag!
Hold on, sir! Hold on, wait a second!
Hold on! Just stand right there!
Just stand right there! Hold on! Just stand still, sir!
Hold on!
God, yeah!
One
That's one plus one
To the job out
Oh, they're any of this guy all right, we gotta get up you gotta get up kill that guy
We got to get up. We got to get up boys.
Alright follow me gang, follow me boys, follow me boys.
Where's this pussy at?
Is he already gone?
Is he already back from the scabbers?
Don't wait for you guys, he could not go all the way down there back to Lubbock already,
right?
No, that'd be too fast.
Oh shit.
Oh, punch one, punch one!
Give me that!
Oh
I thought it'd be a big funny boy funny boy two this guy
Hopefully there's no hooligans here, hopefully no one is working in the shadows.
We have the scavenger house free, free to ourselves.
Hopefully everything's gonna go okay.
We'll live happily ever after.
One hundred and three two seconds, one hundred and three two seconds.
It's about two minutes, two minutes.
There's too much.
Oh, does it look good? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's more real cooking. We are cooking real cooking. We are cooking. It's over. It's over.
Everyone's dead forever. Everyone is dead forever. No one is surviving. Everyone's dead. Everyone's
Dead forever everyone's dead we win we won the game guys we won the game is over
We have won the day it's over everyone loses except for us everyone loses
We go right to mr. Blumbermill as soon as we're done back in these bags soon as we're done going right to love a bill
Yeah, we have a son I got
I'm gonna pop it before I go. I'm gonna pop it before I go. We got extended this time. It's much to be came
We're far, we're far, we're far, we're far.
It's got extended times like that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What's that?
What the fuck?
Get out of here!
You know what, I don't want any crisscross.
I don't want any crisscross with the mags.
I don't want that chance happen. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way
No way we got a fully better gun and I'm not 5.5
I used to say no way I used to say we're gonna work it again. I used to
Oh, you guys, we're wasting too much time, we gotta move, we gotta move.
As soon as we're done packing these three bags, we're gone, we're gone, we're gone like the wind, we're gone like the wind, we're never here.
We were never here, we were never here.
Mm-hmm
Are we would ever hear we would ever hear it?
He's your ball out week
He's using a bottle
Oh my god, I have to take this. I have to take this. This is way better armor. This is way better armor. I have to take this. I have to do it. I have to do it.
Run the move! Run the move! Run the move!
Everything is dead? I know. Guys, I haven't wasted too much time. I'm not even gonna lie.
X-Site opens in one minute and 40 seconds. We wasted too much time. We wasted too much time.
Hmm
No times Rose said when he said all right boys. I'm not gonna lie to you
I haven't heard a lot of shots of the law of the mill
There's still a decent chance that mr. Sturbust. He is still alive and get a couple points two for him three for the gods
Five points total will go kill mr. Killill kill mr. Tequila's extract. That's a 10 12-point range up right there
All of you boys
Fucking...
Oh my god, this weapon is so nice.
Oh, it's so nice.
Maybe he's walking?
He's going to the east room, quick.
We go there we go.
BLEE-BLEE-BLEE!
Oh, Mr. Shibushi.
Don't tell me you're dead.
Oh, my goodness.
You're not telling me you're dead.
Oh my god, I think you're dead.
Oh my god, he's already dead.
He took too long, boy, he took too long!
Fuck it, we're going for killer together!
I
Have a mag with you out of 30, wouldn't I get that?
I'm gonna kill a couple people kill mr. Killa kill mr. Killa that extract get a ton of points win the day
I just want to be quiet.
They're too quiet.
Oh, he's stupid!
Ha!
Go on, more points.
Go on.
Oh my god, let's kill him!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I need some military people to help me out here.
What type of ammo goes through two fully metal shipping containers?
What bullet is that?
What bullet?
Tell me which one.
Tell me which one goes through two shipping containers.
Did you really go through two civic containers?
Oh, wait.
Hard to swallow.
You were in the military, right?
No.
I was never in the military.
Every other week.
Do bullets really go through two civic containers?
Is that a thing?
Are you alive?
What kind of bullet?
50-ballot.
Yeah, DAE sure any other bullet that has ever existed in the history of bullets? No
Thank you
Thank you. So unless killer was rocking a fully automatic bear 50 cow. I should have died right there
Thank you not to and it would fragment one and it would change direction to there's no way it would go straight through that bitch
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm getting word that you're stupid wrong fact sort of never been born
I just I'm just reading the chat by the way. This is none of my thoughts. I
Guys guys, I don't know about all that
I think you'll have to lock in
How's it going for you guys? I was gonna be gone. Oh absolutely swimmingly
Fantastic fantastic. I
Are you getting up there in points? I
Do not be I've been racking them up. I don't know. I'd probably
Let's see, I'm probably like 40 points?
It hasn't updated for me.
Honestly, probably like 400.
Seven of yours back there.
More 100 points?
I mean, look at the leadboard.
Am I doing good?
Have you seen me on there?
I had an update since yesterday.
Last time I checked.
Oh, none of the points are different?
Do you still have like 52 or something?
Hmm, wait, hold on.
Where's the website?
I think it had sort of a tasteful 24,
for people say like, it's like, it's like when it's like,
oh, it's 60 degrees outside, but it feels like 70.
Uh-huh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
It's like, I got 24 points, but it's like,
kind of like a, it's like a 50 is 24.
Do you remember the website it is for the leaderboard?
I don't remember how to get to it.
Mr.Sauer.com.
Oh yeah, I see it.
Yeah, there it is.
And put your social security number in, I think.
Oh, they changed it.
They changed the whole thing.
I am looking at, oh yeah, I don't think it's changed
since yesterday.
These people should be at like 200 points.
Let me see what it says for me.
Let me see.
It says, yeah, it's just 54.
Obviously we'd be at like 54,000 right now.
54,000 easily, 54,000 easily.
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I got really cool weapons last round
and it didn't really increase my poignance.
It didn't really increase my poignance.
I think I'm gonna go back to getting poop weapons,
Killing Mr. Stubussy and extracting.
That's the method.
What do you think, boys, guys?
What do you think, boys?
Dude, I got a route where I kill Sanitar.
I get two fully juiced.
I mean, full full juiced.
I mean, juiced as a goose.
Sanitar, where's he?
He's in Scavbunker.
And then if you go in Scavbunker,
there's two fully loaded guns down there.
The one next to Scavvillage?
Kind of, yeah, yeah.
One of the mountains.
What, at the base of the mountain?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not that one.
It's like the one with the little red tower on it.
You know that question?
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
The one with the goon spawn.
Yes.
Wait, Samtron is down in that hole?
Well, he's around there.
He's around there.
Every time I've gone there, he's been hanging around loitering.
Loitering?
Oh, my God.
You've been doing some loitering, and I would say tasteful, but to be honest, it's been
distasteful some of the times.
How can it be tasteful, Lloyd Rake?
crime. It's a crime and they're they're being pretty nasty about it if I'm being honest. Oh listen
I'm sorry to hear that. They're pooping in the woods but what about nature and shit? I know. Oh my
god that is not tasteful ordering at all. Tasteful ordering is like I'm no snitch. Smoking a
cigarette on like a kid's playground. That's yeah yeah that's fine. Just so that everyone can get
you get some secondhand smoke.
That's tasteful watering.
But Santa are pooping?
Santa are pooping in the woods?
That's, that'll kill birds.
That'll kill birds.
And they're looking at each other in the eyes.
I saw them.
Oh my God, competitive pooping.
They're probably competing.
Oh.
They're probably competing who can poop a big of poop.
Is that about?
They didn't even think about that, but the biggest poop.
The biggest poop wins.
They prepare, you think they like prepare?
like like laxatives like leading up to it maybe there was one guy that went over
three oh I have no time I'm no time I'm gonna make you thank you thank you
fucking which we might want to switch up the situation what if we kill
Sturman then go to city time fuck all of you fuck you guys fuck everyone here
fuck you guys fuck you guys fuck all of you what what fuck me fuck you fuck fuck
you how would you come up here how much how much you come on up here but you
come on up here if you think you got the steal come on up here then buddy
Oh, you got it on me.
Oh, she left sticky.
God, yeah.
Some light taste for packing up the bag.
There we are.
Little sum sum.
We get some nice armor
There's something like there's something light and we move we move
Immediately
Oh, yeah, that's pretty good
You said
That's pretty nice
Well, that's pretty nice right there. That's pretty nice
We go right to Sermon, we kill Sermon in his guards, and then we go right to Sermon,
he was in.
And then we go to Exhaust.
mhm, mhm, mhm.
move, move, move!
is Judy with the car?
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, here it is, here's the big, here's the
That's one point, that's one point, that's one point.
It's another guard, another guard.
There's another guard right there boys.
That's one point, real quick, quick, quick.
Oh, back one, back one.
We're doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good.
And now we got to kill Mr. Shibashi
and maybe like one more guard.
We're on the move, we're on the move.
HIT!
Oh, Mr. Shabushii!
OH MY GOD!
Just shut up!
BANG!
Where the hell are these bullets going?!
Oh, it's all like 10 feet above the Hoosie-Doozie.
Mr. Shibu-Sie, yo.
Get your ass back here Mr. Moody!
5 points!
We're cooking!
I don't know why I'm thinking of life taxes.
Don't ask me.
Don't ask, don't ask.
I don't know why I didn't either. Don't ask about that either. Don't ask.
Boo boo boo.
Where should we go for Santa? We should- oh, oh, oh, I'll go for killer and evidence to give out.
Oh my god!
Alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alrighty, alrighty.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hey guys.
Hey, guys.
Oh, L.A.
Hey, Peanut.
I got a clip coming your way of the best rate
I've had today, and I need you to watch it.
Okay, go ahead, sit it on over.
Go ahead, sit it on over, Steve.
Yeah, sit it on over.
Sit it on over, go ahead and sit it on over.
I'm gonna take a quick beep.
Actually, you know what?
A lot of people would say that last minute I just did
was bad.
I just got six points and immediately died.
I honestly count that as one of the best rates.
Solid points, quick in and out,
but a big, but a boom round.
But a big, but a boom.
But a big, but a big, but a boom.
But a big, but a boom.
That's a W.
I killed and exterminated his entire crew
and the U-Sech and immediately died.
But a big, but a boom.
Wait in and out.
But a big, but a boom.
I'm gonna have to watch this right now.
Where's the clip at?
Oh, I'm I'm seeing him. Hold on. I got to get to a safe location
Where's the clip out you muted?
It was just in your chat. I'll have them repost it now go ahead repost it go ahead take a look at that
Hey gimmick you're good. I'm gonna watch it. I got it. I got it. I got it
I'm taking a beep. I'm taking a beep. Here we go quick beep quick beep. Oh
oh incredible why how does he do it
can't wait I can't wait to watch it oh no taking shots
how does he do it how does he incredible raid hodge incredible raid let me
into your movements, your movement.
Me, I come with your movements.
First off.
Kill Sturman, I kill two players.
I finally have the kit, the ammo,
the everything to kill him, you know?
I load it back into him.
I've come to the conclusion,
the better stuff you have,
the worse you're gonna do.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm telling you, get the shit weapons,
kill the boss, fucking die.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking die.
When I get the good weapons, all I do is die. I see no increase in points. I see zero point increase
You get the shit piece of crap shotgun you kill a couple guys you kill Mr.
Stubbusy and you sit and you'll end your fucking die and you die
You know whatever I'm playing regular Tarkov
I don't think I've had an issue killing any of these bosses
Ever and Sturman is still no issue, but but to kill and to gilla today have been well
That's the second aid I've caught with my teeth
Well, we think about killing together are always on short maps where you can run behind cover immediately then being on woods is naturally going to be hard
There to gilla just howly upped a fucking grenade over a rock and into my ass
That one yeah, no, that's that one. Yeah, so right so so so with that one so with the right this so right they wouldn't so with that one
right so with that one
It's you got hate you I'm pretty sure all right, so you're gonna have to you have to do down the sitting all right buddy
Told down on the old sitting sitting department the sin number oh my god
Thanks, I'm going to go ahead
fucking
Fuck all of you, fuck everyone here, fuck all of you, fuck you guys, fuck you, fuck you
in the green sweater next to me, fuck whoever's behind me, fuck everyone in spawn, fuck everyone,
fuck you guys, fuck you.
What'd you say?
I said how about you fuck off?
Alba Alba
That's not very nice to say say oh
That's not good sir. Don't kill me please
Hey guys
Oh, hey, welcome back.
Hey, glad to be back.
Glad to be back.
Janging around.
Guys, I just want to make something very clear to everyone watching either of the Bugladers or Hutchers chat or gimmicks chat.
These guys are the best of the best.
All right, this isn't called a duty
when you went into a team dead, but oh, I got 25 kills.
You killed one of these guys.
You should be wearing a fucking medal
like you just came home from war.
That's right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And I do.
And you should get 10% off of these.
People have figured out
that you can beat the bunker spawn from going above it.
Really?
All right, yep, yep.
How the hell, that seems way further.
Brother, they are getting a gun
and looking at the rocks that I'm jumping up
before I'm even at the rocks.
Yeah, but you risk making your legs though.
You go the other way, you might have to say it.
Yeah, that guy, that guy took that risk and he hurt it.
You roll those dice, you roll those dice.
those dice. You roll those dice. Roll those dice. There's only 30 minutes left. Yeah.
Uh, no, there's one hour 30 minutes left. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jump.
I'm gonna jump. Don't jump. Don't jump. Quickly. Air Jordan bowling balls. I'm gonna jump. First,
I'm going to do it.
I'm not going to lie to you, it was going a lot better.
I'll see you, you know what, I'm not going to say that.
I've been doing solid.
It's been going solid.
It's been going good.
Okay?
Nothing crazy.
I've been doing all right.
Nothing too crazy.
A little, a little mystical moments.
A mystical moment.
I'm going to say at least.
Two times now where I have gotten very good
good and at the point of like okay this is my point time and I had Killa hit the
Michael Jackson and Tuggilla go in Kobe and throwing a grenade over a rock. I want to
die. I want Michael Jackson.
Oh guys I correct the top 200. Meeting Michael Jackson and Kobe in the same day
Honestly, honestly, this is a big day for you.
Huge day for me, man.
It's a huge day.
Huge day.
A huge day.
It's a huge day for you.
It's a huge day.
I wish I could, we gotta stay perseverant.
I don't know if that's a way.
But we gotta-
So are we doing this again tomorrow on Woods?
I've already told my regulators,
if I'm in the top 15, I will do it tomorrow at 9 a.m.
If I'm not in the top 15,
I'm, I'm, there's still a chance I do it, but probably not.
Probably not.
Yeah.
There's no way to do it.
That's what I'm at.
I'm guys, there's no way it's inexplicably and peanut.
There's no chance you're gonna be the top.
No, no, you don't have that for sure.
You don't know that.
But so listen, first off, I've been cooking.
And what if the top 15 players all just happened to get lobotomies last night?
And I boosted up to the top.
Think about that for a second.
That's true, that's true.
That's very true, that's very true.
What if, I'm telling you, what if before this event,
they all took psychedelics and they are seeing monsters
at Lumber Mill and scaring them.
So bad that they disconnect.
Think about that for a second, think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
you bring up an interesting point. I'm thinking about it. It's very complex. It's not really
we're on the numbers on that. Yeah, I'm gonna run the numbers on that, but
it feels like there's something there. Perhaps Brown took a split in the most delightful poo that
kind of takes effort pushing on his phone by the most before release. God bless. God bless, God bless,
God bless. God bless.
It's a gold chicken running around.
It's a little golden chicken running around.
I used to have rifles and high caliber pistols like 9-0-liter.
But it's very small.
And up in Pondsbury's shipping containers.
Are you serious?
Shipping containers are pretty...
Oh, is your time is true?
I'm going to get it. I'll be back, I'll be back.
I've got some chickens with those hairy...
Man!
Okay, boys, this is the one.
This is our moment!
Fuck all of you. Fuck all of you.
Fuck you guys.
Fuck everyone here, fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys!
Fuck everyone here, fuck you guys.
Mickey Mouse?
Get away from me!
Get away from me, Mickey Mouse!
What the hell, what the hell's going on back there?
What's going on back there?
You want some of this, Mickey Mouse?
Get out of here!
Gotcha!
Where do you think you're going, Buster?
Where do you think you're going?
Ooh, how those legs feeling, chief?
Woo-wee!
Oh
Those
You just kill himself oh
They got okay. We should get the point. We should get the point. We're fine. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
We're good. We're good. We're good
Follow me gang follow me boys. It was that vibing was that vibing right there? I
I like his shoes. I like his shoes. Very cool shoes. I love his shoes. Follow me,
gang. Follow me, boys.
Should have hit this spot real quick, boys. I'm not going to spend 40 minutes again.
I swear I'm not going to spend 40 minutes out here doing random shit. I promise. See?
He peed at my word and I say something.
I mean it.
Hey guys, how's it going?
Hey, Pete.
I'm never suffering.
I never suffered.
We're in the same brain.
I just made a choice.
I heard you do.
You guys.
I told everybody where you were going.
I told everybody where you were going so they'd get off my tail.
You told everyone where I was going?
Well, I guess it was a guess
Where did you guys?
You said scabbuck. That's exactly wait. Oh, I know I was gonna scabhouse scabhouse. That's what I said
Yes, that's exactly what I was going
You know what they didn't come towards me. That's the win the hell what you can't do that
That's cooperation. I'm reporting you to mr. Swabay. I'm reporting you to mr. Swabay immediately for cooperation
Are you hearing this enemy commiteration?
He has comrades in the battlefield, Mr. Swabian will hear about this immediately!
Immediately, Mr. Swabian will hear about this!
Well, I can't prove it.
I have to pee, I have to pee, I have to pee, I have to pee. Over the back.
Let's run!
you
Hold on.
Oh, you got me.
I was being...
You got me.
You got me, you got, you got me, I was being sorry, you got me, I was being sorry, I'm sorry,
hey give me, how you doing? I'm not dead, I just, I just haven't gotten to the game yet.
Oh dude, I'm, I, I believe in this route, I believe, I believe. No way you're still kicking,
time to grow up. That was Dylan Dennis. What? $50 super jack. I don't even, is he saying that
because I'm still alive that I haven't, that I need to grow up? Is that, is that the argument Mr. Dylan
Dennis is making? I saw you get your shit kicked in by 20 guys like a week ago. Oopsie. Oopsie,
boopsies was a lot about that what happened right there what was going on
there what happened right there was what was going on with that fuck you fuck
you hi everyone and oh mr. white buffalo mr. butterboard
The one taking some boys good, bad, good, hot, bad.
Thank you, boys, for changing my boys.
How's that?
He dies.
Beautiful.
Blessing.
Blessing indeed.
I have Sturman running in front of me,
and I have an AI scav from across Solbville.
He probably shot me with an SKS north of nine times,
as I'm trying to kill Sturman.
through Bush, just a guy.
No, no, it was scabper.
I'm not even a guard, just a regular old.
Well, I've died to a scab today as well.
So does that make you feel any better?
And it was not in a spot where I was like two seconds
into the rain with no weapons.
I was packed.
I was stacked with the best gear.
So did like, were they like, you know,
everyone had fun yesterday.
Let's make all the AI fucking miserable today.
Was that like their game plan?
I don't think they did.
I don't think I died to a grenade one time yesterday today. I've died to three
Three yeah the Gila that's jazz, and I think I got dated earlier is no I got
Are you gonna get into a raid right now yeah happen no
I'm awaiting server start. They don't have a waiting service on as well
off round two
I'm too bitch
I'm too pussy. I'll be at the car. I'll be at the car this time
I'll have a half a car as I can fight you with I'll throw the fucking butt at you. I
Will be at the car
Think whatever you want, bring whatever you want this time. You know what I mean last time
This last raid
Yeah, I I ran into a guy who was waiting on a quarter peak and he immediately he turned me he did he did me into
Cheese
I didn't even get to stop spreading it happen before I was on the ground gas
cream for breath that does happen to the best of us doesn't it can happen to the
best of us which is just it right there I told you about it does happen
sometimes did you just check never know it happens to
Hudson you just check to go still waiting server who are different games
different games yep maybe I see I don't know and do those always happen at the
I gotta go, I gotta go.
I got easy points.
I got it.
Locking.
Fuck all of you, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys.
Fuck all of you, fuck you guys.
Fuck you guys.
Fuck all of you.
Fuck you, fuck everyone, fuck you guys.
I'm going to the car.
Oh, I'm going to the car.
You want this you want some of this bitch you want some of this you want some of this
No gun for you sir
As I do that so I can get some more ammo one second
Sir hold on sir sir
sir hold on wait a second come back here sir one second hold on I've got a
present for you I've got a little dip I've got a little dip for you here I've
got a good what are you alive are you are you a principal
we solved how did that guy survive the first time did you see that that was
BPM Oh
That's got a thick skull
Little some some little some some
Little some some
Ah, we're cooking boys, now we're cooking.
Ah, we're cooking.
We go right to Mr. Stubusky, take his head off.
I know there's 30 round-mags inside that box, but I don't want them. I don't need them.
All I need is points. I need victory. I need salvation!
All of you boys, what do you want?
All of you boys, barlin' with me.
Hey, quick people beyond us. Take care of Mr. Stripussy.
With ease.
With ease
Oh, Mr. Surebushy
Oh, that's Mr. Surebushy
One point, one point! Lay up, lay up!
There's two more outside to kill seven, we got to kill them fast! There's two more right
there in the grey, we got to move, we got to move, we got to move!
Oh, a dingle, a dingle! A dingle! A dingle, a dingle! A dingle, a dingle, a dingle!
I'm on the move!
Oh my God, so many people are looking at me.
Oh.
Oh!
BludgeWide, BludgeWide!
Weesh!
oh my god there it is there it is
Oh my god, someone just took him. Someone just took the kill, guys.
Fuck, fuck, he's a kill, we gotta move, we gotta move, kill this motherfucker!
He's gonna steal us, we're supposed to kill him!
Hey pal, fuck you!
I think you took it. I think you took it.
Oh, that son of a bitch. Oh, that son of a bitch.
They took him. He took him. He took him. He took him.
They took him.
He stole him from us boys. He stole him.
Lightpacking, a lightpacking?
No worries, no worries, there's plenty more points to get, plenty more points to get boys.
No need to fret, no need to fret, there's plenty more points to get, plenty more points
to get.
Plenty, plenty, plenty, plenty.
How do we move?
You're dead, read about how dead.
I've got tons of XEDs!
No to the exit?
You still have to wait three minutes to open it.
I'm just gonna kill a couple guys and then we'll go to exit.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'll be right back boys.
Wait, I couldn't grab that XED after I went...
Whatever, we don't need it, we don't need it.
We're fine, we're fine.
I'll be right back boys!
Hey!
What do I have you back to me?
What do I have you?
I think there's Mr. Killer.
Mr. Colossi.
Like him.
Judge!
Fuck you buddy!
No, fuck you, but hey, we see that, we see that, it's Captain Aduki, I'm still going to kill you though.
Hey Captain Aduki, hey do a bunch!
Fuck yourself, fuck yourself!
I love you, I'm still going to kill you though.
Let me do, let me do, die, die, die!
Okay!
Okay.
Ah.
Perfect.
Hey guys.
Hey!
So...
I was in an intense battle.
And then he whipped out the world destroyer.
Alright?
This was Darth Sidious.
With the fucking Death Star.
He had a grenade launcher!
Ooh!
He killed me with-
Who?
Where do you get that?
I followed the other demon and only had shotgun ammo in it.
Oh.
Oh my god. You kill me. Kill me right now. As soon as I think I have a good run going, as soon as I have a good run going, a guy who's down at Grenade Launcher. I'm telling you, having good stopping in this tournament is worth nothing. There's always a bigger fist. There's always a bigger fist, kills tournament and then literally kill yourself.
Wait, what happened?
I just got shot by Captain Ardaki for the fucking Grenade Launcher.
I
Tell you I'm getting good stuff. It's a curse just use your crap Vepur
Kill Sturgeon and then literally turn that guy around on yourself and then get the next raid get the next raid
There's no points tag
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not going anywhere anymore. I'm going right. I have we have one hour and 12 minutes left
I'm killing Sturgeon and I'm exciting every time every time no exceptions. No exceptions. Oh
Oh my god. Yep. Oh my good
Yeah, I'm sure the job thinking I've just been running an experiment every raid
Yeah, me it's not going good, but I
Didn't just hit a guy with a nine mil you did nothing to defend what the fuck was that?
Billing in woods was pretty nice
Yeah, what are you? Are you a rick of calm nasty get the blast deal? Are you high grenade launch?
You want the, are you taking toks off the doorknob?
You're the zonzo, what are you talking about?
Defend.
That's right.
It's like, hi, are you high?
Defend?
That guy's an idiot.
I bought a PC from StarForge a few days ago
and used code peanut, it gave me 69 cents off my purchase.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Mr. Orphan87.
It is the only.
Promo card on starboard that gives you money off
No big deal
No big deal gentlemen. No big deal. No big deal. No big deal code peanut only code that gives you money off
That's that motion motion
i was both
Julien
brave because understand that you've got what happened
you should be able to work
now i have a little bit now i am just a長 made
wealth
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was you
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He's a good man, he's a low blow.
I forgot about the stems and I was having a generational run and I forgot about the stems.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
I'm going in, anyone else going in?
I'm going in right now, are you, are you, are we in the same game?
I believe so.
Then it is odd.
I believe so.
It's on my Donkey Kong.
I will see you on the battlefield.
Is that, is that you going to the car?
the car oh wait no I'm still loading other players unless I've really laid all
right well I'm going right I'm deploying right now I'll leave with the
same game to find out we're not the same game I'd see you boss be back I'm
getting boys locking it like it like it
fuck all of you fuck everyone here fuck all of you fuck you guys fuck all of you
fuck you guys fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you good
said I would be beside myself good sir fuck you oh you want to try you want
you what I you know what give me give me 60 seconds you'll be back at the
I'm not gonna lie, buddy.
Sixty seconds.
Seventy seconds.
How do you like this, you motherfucker?
It's dead, still.
What the...
Gotcha.
Yeah, yeah.
Boys, I wasn't certain I had another bullet in that magazine.
That was between me and God.
I rolled those dice.
I could have ran.
I could have ran to Sinbots and Bible.
I rolled those dice.
Also, he didn't go for the other gun box.
I'm not really certain why.
That probably would have been a good move on his part.
If I would have been a good move on his part, I won't lie.
It's a pretty good move, pretty good move.
A bit of PST, here we go, nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy,
nice and easy, nice and easy, so we'll just pack this bag and then we're going right to
Disturbing mmm
Well, they have this event so early in the day on Saturday, it's European
It's European it's European it's European it's European
I know that what I signed up if I do that. Well if I do that before signing up. I probably want to sign up
I don't want to be weak this early
We need some meds, we need some meds, we got some in this car.
We are already killing stuff, we gotta move, we gotta move.
Oh XGG, nobody took it, no way!
move move move move move
someone's out here trying to kill him
100% 100%
it's gonna be swift
and vast
really lightly
puma
puma like tiger
Oh my god
Got him got him two boys two boys
What!
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Ah, how'd it go, how many points?
Wait let me guess.
What, 15 points.
I killed Mr. Sherman, I killed Mr. Sherman and then I got killed, I...
Oh three points, three points actually.
three points, not too shabby around, not too shabby, not too shabby around, not too shabby in and out.
That's what's most important, get it in and out. You get it in, you get a couple points,
and you just get down. You know what I'm talking about?
That's right. I'm telling you, I died on purpose to the sickness because I was like, you know,
let's just take too long to get there. Let's just bang bang boom.
You're giving, I'm telling you, I firmly believe
if I could restart this event, I could get way higher.
Whoever can abuse the five point extract the most,
that person's gonna win.
Whoever can abuse the extract the most, your demand?
Yeah, are you saying like, you just go,
you just hit the extract like as soon as it's available?
As soon as it's available, it's five points.
That's worth, I mean, that's really worth killing
a whole boss and his whole crew, you mean?
Yeah, I've been that's my route, but my route's not as quick as it could be. I mean, I'm extracting at like 15 minutes left.
Oh, that's a little late. That's I don't even I did it one time today. I did it one time today.
Let me see. Let me see what they've updated the leaderboard. Let me see here. Let me see here.
Hmm delayed. I'm getting it delayed. Did I go in the wrong time? Shit. I have
the I only have 70 points is no way. I have 32 p.m.c kills. Holy crap. I'm actually
kind of payback. I'm actually kind of.
Yeah, I might have the most p.m.c kills in this whole damn thing.
Look at 32 p.m. C cows. Oh my god. I got I think I have a similar like more or less
Well, that's what that's what I like more or less more less
You like that you there's no way I only have 70 points. That's not possible. That's that's really not possible
I started with a boy
It's just I think it's only updated one time today
I think they just update like every on the hour or something. I don't know how they're doing it. Oh
Oh, oh gosh, okay. Yeah, wait, yeah, cuz I've got more than 16 points, haven't I?
Dang it probably what you buy what I've been hearing it sounds like it. Yeah, I appreciate it one way around like 12
Right we've got way more than 16 points. I've gotten
Are you just
What should be in the 50s I think 50s. Yeah, let me check. Let me check for you. Let me check check
You are it says you had 42. Oh
See, yeah, I think I think I have I think I have more points. I think it's not updated
Of course, I could actually you know, I think it's not updated. I think I actually might be like 75 points
I've been 74th place right now 74
Honestly, I don't see the mode. Not bad. And of like 430 guys, that's pretty good. That is pretty good.
Boy, that's pretty good. That is pretty good. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do.
Except for what is the thirsty wick. If I'm in the top 50%, I'll consider that a overwhelming victory.
Yes, overwhelming, higher than we could have possibly ever dreamed of achieving.
I'm going in. Good luck, Mr. Givick, and all of you benches.
And let's ride!
You
Fuck all of you fuck everyone here fuck you guys fuck everyone
Fuck you guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you. Fuck you guys.
What the hell? Is that Mickey Mouse again? Get away from me!
Mickey Mouse is out there!
Get outta here!
What the hell?
Hey, where are you going?
Oh my god, oh my god guys guys so shoot someone else shoot someone else oh
Thank God, whoa, good big God. Thank God. Oh
My goodness. Oh, thanks to happens. Oh, thank the heavens
what the hell what the hell you want to me you want to me yes I do
let me tell you something you come over here meet the tape boy you come over
Maybe the table was see what's going on. What's it was cracking like it?
You're gonna die today you're gonna die today. Yeah, you're gonna die today. You're gonna die today. You're gonna die today
No way!
Hurry!
Good work, boys!
Good work!
No way I hit that hold and got it!
You see?
You see it?
Oh, my God, did you see that, did you see that, did you see that?
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Oh, shit!
Open the bag, open the bag.
There's no hands, what?
Oh
Yes
little bit of you. That was real person. Yeah, that was real person. That was real person.
That was real person. And now that's real person, back to the lobby. Get your ass back to the lobby.
We're going to get a couple more goodies. Couple more goodies. Guys, I think I saw someone
going to the Sky House. I don't know where they're going. Where did we go to the Sky House?
Was that the guy that was running with us? Maybe no one to the Sky House.
You, you, you, you want to?
You got boys, we go to the Skyhouse.
Yes or no, yes or no?
Yes or no?
Hmm.
Yes, yes, yes, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, no.
No, no, no, yes or no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We go to, we go to the Skyhouse.
We go to the Skyhouse.
We go, we go right now.
move move move
of the show xcd
one three eight we're fine let's fight it
if we can make it to this house in 130 seconds it's easy
it's easy peasy
two minutes easy peasy easy peasy
two minutes easy peasy
Follow me boys, follow me gang!
We're not gonna lie to you, swords here we're dead.
We have almost nothing, this guy's gonna be mellowed to the fucking teeth.
If there's someone here with that it's over. It's over. We're going back to the lobby
Even if we do kill him we won't have enough time to get next to G
Oh my god
What the hell kind of scammers that
Oh my god, there's one on the wall. Oh my goodness, someone's here. Someone's here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Guys, put some XGG on.
Is there any other sponsors?
Anyone know any other sponsors?
I have 14 seconds.
Is there anyone know any other sponsors?
Oh, sir, good sir, sir.
Yeah, get up, let's go.
Just as we drew it up.
Ah, perfect.
Ah, perfect, perfect.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Oh, you're telling war stories.
Tell war stories.
That's good to hear.
I just died to the stupid AIDS poison yet again.
Stupid who?
AIDS poison.
Oh.
Yeah.
AIDS poison.
AIDS poison got me again.
It's sunk its teeth into me and it did not let go.
Not let go.
Yeah.
I've turned the tornado down into a...
Go ahead.
I
Grabbed a ppsh or a ppsi or a pp19
Half a mag. Sorry. I just needed to kill a scab or two on the way to the bunker. I killed a scab
I got a half a mag
Turned the corner into the bunker full speed very excited. I'm already thinking about the loot
Oh
Sanitar and all of his guards were I mean they were crayon. They were crammed in that stairwell
Well, Brandon that stairwell, I get out a little tasteful, but brave Yelp.
I actually end up killing Xanatar with the half of a mag.
Hey, two boys surviving!
I run back to the box, I found the PP-19 in, get the other mag, refill the mag, go back,
flank him around, start popping off the guards, then get shot in the back by a player, push
into the bunker.
Guards are still there.
I let off my PP 19 like a stallion.
I still survive.
I go into the room, grab the fully monitored M4,
start healing my mini bleed.
I hear that the players killed the remaining guards
out front.
I finally get my last heal off, pull the M4 out
as he's turned to the corner and was on single fire.
Ah.
The duality of man.
I've been up to it.
The duality of man.
That'll happen.
I'm loading in anyone else loading in I'm waiting for a start. I'm waiting to be done
I'm loading in
Good luck Godspeed, gentlemen Godspeed
Unload that PP gimmick unload that PP
19
That's always the plan isn't it?
Of course of course
Always the plan
Of course of course of course
Boys this next wave is gonna be our best one
I'm feeling it I'm feeling it right here right now
But this is gonna be our best raid of the day. I know exactly what to do. I know where to go
I know what I need. I know what I want. I know what who to kill. I know where to extract
This is the best one. This is the one. This is our moment our kudig raw our cream dillicram
Well, someone please say go find me for Dylan Dennis. Looks like he's running out of money
to bring sir. Hey, Peter is all he has you. I was trying to throw someone off. I'm still
alive. Did you just go to a camp? Not yet. Not yet. Let me pull this up. Like-minded individuals
here I've had to restart redo my strategy. I have a plan B, I think it was me. Oh my
god.
You guys going to change spot?
Were you the one to the left?
Go left, go left.
You guys trying to throw you off.
You trying to throw you off.
I went left and almost died.
You're the one who was like, go left, go left.
You're something that's getting you.
He's trying to throw you off.
I went left and almost died.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Hodge, what is your strategy?
I might copy.
Where are you going?
My day here is almost over.
Oh, I'm good.
Hodge, I might copy the strategy.
Where are you going?
Scammer.
The new strategy, scab bunker.
You go right to it?
But how do you kill the?
Is the boss in there?
You run past the ball.
Sometimes.
He's run past them all.
Sometimes he's in there.
It's a gamble.
Let me see how you do it.
Show me how to do it.
Yeah, just look.
Look, I'm almost there.
I'm beeping.
This is the stupidest plan.
That's a stupid plan.
No, shit.
No way, I just got killed by a bush rat.
No!
There's a problem in there!
Fucking crate!
Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, don't continue.
Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed!
DRIVE!
fuck all of you, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys
fuck everyone of you, fuck all of you guys, fuck you guys
I
You miss to the car we are gonna go shit in the gun house. Yeah, you're gonna shoot this guy off
He's the guy who's just next to me. Who's just next to me? Why are you?
And shoot this guy shoot this guy he's gonna floral shirt on floral shirt shoot him
Shoot the guy with the floral shirt on
The door
Shoot the guy with the full shirt do the guy with the full shirt. He's evil
He's evil keep the guy and can shoot the guy with the
For the floor sir. Oh
I don't think he really has a gun, but you don't have a guy
Fuck both of you if you think you get to this gun first you out of your mind
Oh my god, oh my god, I swear to God in the sky, excuse me, I swear to God. Oh my god
Oh fuck you guys this is so unlucky
Pussies! Pussies! Pussies! Pussies!
What? What?
What?
We were good! We were good!
We serpentine! Serpentine! Bob and Wheeve!
We're good! We're good! Everything's fine!
Everything's fine!
Everything's fine! We're all good!
Never gonna die!
I cannot believe how bad that scab just fucked us!
Oh my goodness! You got there first!
You tell yourself, I'm grabbing this gun, I'm turning around, I'm beating the shit out
of that hooligan, I'm grabbing this gun and I'm turning right back around, that guy that
Floor shirt we are finding him you're fighting him
like
Now they give you a headset it doesn't go
What the hell
545
We can't spend two more time you boys we can't spend too much time. We gotta move
We gotta move!
Fuck it, I don't need this weapon. I don't need it. I don't need it.
Where's the space? Where's the space? Where's the time?
Move move move move!
Either we grab another ship or go to the ship.
Go back, go back, go back!
This is our raid, this is our raid, boys.
This is our raid right here.
This is the one.
We're massive.
We're going right to Stubusy.
We're going to look left, kill Mr. Floral.
We're going to kill Mr. Stubusy, kill his guards,
And a couple of the doucheies and we go right to the extract maximum pointage
Not looking good we don't all good surgery kit why not take that we already have a surgery again
If I'm doing more than nine surgeries this rain
Suckle good
Raise that going good
Oh
Already at the far cheese Louise you guys are fast
Retain this XG is who's like this helps just keeps up again
She's up again
the XGG the XG
You go cool slow and steady slow and steady went the race
low and steady win the race
And what's up for mr. Floral?
I'm going to look for Mr. Shibuji.
Where's Mr. Shibuji at?
Move, move, move!
The witch was already killed him, right?
That's impossible.
I'd be...
I'd be disoriented to my thumb if I did not kill him.
It's just a busy...
The hell?
Oh
That's real bad, that's real bad
You the hell is mr. Shibushi add
Oh my god, he killed him. It's already over. How did he kill him so fast? Who was that
bot behind her top? Who that was? We gotta move, we gotta move. It's your time. We gotta
move. She must be dead. We've lost, we've lost our chance. We gotta move to the farm.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back and see what I can do.
Do you think we should leave?
Oh my God!
Run!
Oh
And laughing
Laughing boys that laughing
That'll happen that'll happen guys guys guys I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you fuck getting good guns
Fuck getting good guns the the better the equipment the last points
The better the equipment the last points
Every time every time oh my goodness. We are never going to scab house ever again
We are go we are never going to scab house never not even one time not even one more time
We had never going to we had never going to Scott off. We're going straight straight
To mr. Stubus would take it him out by the big body boom kill his guards by points
Maybe kill a PFC of two six seven
Then write the extract then write
To extract them and then write the extract. I'm out. I'm out. Did you win? I?
I did this one time what I actually did had a good run 10 points hey my man my man
the first one of the day first survived the day it only took me three hours and
24 minutes now I had to survive many moons ago I remember it like it was
yesterday I remember like it was yesterday many moons ago I survived how
How are you feeling boss you little guy?
I'm not going to lie to you, listen, I could have,
I could have like 25 more points on the board,
but I get so greedy and I don't want to extract.
And then I just go off and die.
I would have so many more points if I would just lock in
and just go to the extract.
I got greedy, I got greedy again.
I got greedy again.
You know, Frank is his number one right now.
And I have not seen him one time during this entire event.
I haven't seen him either.
So you know he's just, he has a method.
Oh, nevermind I actually just saw him.
Nevermind, it looks like I actually just saw him.
Oh.
That'll happen.
What is it?
What do you saw him real briefly, it sounds like.
There's real brief.
Brief exchange.
That'll happen.
Brief exchange.
Beautiful.
Brief exchange.
But that's okay.
Hey, some exchange is a brief.
It's about, boom, in and out.
This time I'm locking in.
I'm killing someone.
I'm leaving.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I swear. I'm doing it. I swear this. I'm not gonna get me
I'm not gonna go for the scab house. I'm going you know what? I might even try your thing
Do you is your thing?
It's good
It's too for two
My sanitar
My beautiful boy
We're the guns that before you get there. Oh, no, you had to run past them. Don't you?
They're in the bunker itself. That's how many times have you not gone past him how many times have you not got past him?
Zero
So you get past him every time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah
You said Thomas fucking suck
Well, he's not easy loiter. She's a loiterer. He's a loiter. He's a miss decrease in his old age
You know what? I'm gonna try your technique. I'm gonna try your technique. I'm doing it. I'm doing it
Well, how many people?
majority of the time when he sees you
He'll shoot like one or two shots and he instantly starts stimming.
So it's the guard to you got to get by.
I agree.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
How many, how many people are doing your tactic?
Is it just you guys?
I've met like maybe one or two, maybe one or two, somebody else is here, but
it's not exactly our tactic.
I got the loot, but somebody nearby killed Sanitar.
I'm probably one of his guards right now, but I fear, I fear our, my beautiful boy has
has been taken from me.
That'll happen, that'll happen. Oh, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going, I'm, I'm, be right back, be right back.
I'll get boys, I'll get boys.
Fuck all of you, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys, fuck all of you, fuck you guys.
Hey, who's this by me? Who is this?
Is that Tony Pibb?
Who? AJ. AJ, how you doing boss?
Very good to take it around
I don't know what to do with that.
Not quite sure, not quite sure.
Did you see the gun?
Get away from me!
You get away from me, you get away from me!
Go, go, go!
It's gotta get to that bunker before there's hooligan dust.
That was easy, that was easy.
That was easy, nice and easy. Slow and steady.
Slow and steady wins the race. Right pass, Mr. Sandy.
But see, right pass is God's. Right to the bunker.
Grab some heels.
Oh my God, there's someone in front of us.
Oh my God, he just entered a weapon crate.
Oh my God, he's about to unload into our mouth hole.
Run!
Oh my God.
oh my god oh my god
Thanks jackasses! Thanks for the stupid fucking strategy! What the hell was that? What? You said you never died to the guards! What the hell was that?
Well, I never died to the guards. I never died to the guards.
I
Died immediately
I
Died immediately for the bunker. I went straight for the bunker
He probably didn't weave it. I was bobbing and weaving you
New tech
I'm giving that only one more try I'll give you that one more try if I die again
and I will make it my sole mission
to find you in this tournament and kill you.
Listen, I mean, listen, let me give you
one little addendum.
Okay?
If you want to stop by the crossroads,
those little cars right below,
where was that early prapper quest or whatever,
there is a green gun crate there.
And so I looked over there and there was a PMC
looking in that crate.
Ah, mm-hmm, mm, that'll happen, yes.
Also, I took the longest round imaginable.
I didn't really know exactly where to go.
Yes, all right.
Now the details are starting to add up.
You see, Sanitar arrives usually about two minutes
after I make it to the bunker.
He's never there.
Well, not never.
Sometimes he was literally in the bunker.
But even then, I survived.
Fuck yourself.
The little twist, just a little twist, a little tuck and roll.
Fuck yourself.
I'm going back in that bunker.
I'm showing Sandy Bussie and his guards
who the real bosses.
I'm going in there.
We are going in the journey.
I believe in you.
Thank you.
You can do it.
Thank you, give it to your good man, your good man.
Did you mean I see you giving to you?
Guys, guys, should we go back to our old strata?
Or should we go for Sandy Bussie's guard?
It's my pleasure.
So we, guys, old strata or new strata?
Old strata, new strata.
Which one?
New old, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new.
Okay, do the sight, do the sight.
Okay, we're going for the new.
We're going for the new, we're going for the new,
we're going for the new, new.
That's what we're doing.
That's the plan, that's the plan.
We just gotta lock in, gotta be determined,
stay focused, these are focused.
Right past, they got, whoosh.
They'll say, what's the, was that the wind?
They'll be looking at each other.
Was that the wind?
Was that the wind I just saw?
No.
It was us, we're in the bunker, gearin' up,
prepare your anus, I'm coming in 30 seconds.
Out of the bunker.
Who fuck ya?
Now let's ride!
That's why they're dead!
almost almost almost almost oh
moment now let's ride
lock it in boys lock it in this one's for real lock it in this one's for real
lock it in lock it in
fuck all of you fuck everyone here fuck you guys fuck everyone here fuck you
you guys fuck everyone fuck all of you
I can
yeah I obviously still have no the route that is motion-efficient to the bunker
I'm I'm taking some detours I'm taking a detour or two just a quick detour
a quick need to I'm taking the scenic route it's a beautiful place here beautiful
location the nature is beautiful very very beautiful just taking a quick need
to a quick need to a no worries a quick need to a never hurt anyone
It's a quick read to it, read me to it.
Follow me boy, follow me.
To be sure to be where the truck is, I think, if I've calculated my trajectory perfectly,
The velocity times the trajectory,
multiplied by the altitude.
There it is! This is what this is!
We go right past, we go right past Mississippi.
We go right past the gods,
into the bunker, easy peasy, lickety-spit,
bottoming, bottom boob.
Good to go.
Watch and learn, gentlemen.
Whip out your quill and your scroll.
This is how the master does it.
I have been lied to, I have been cheated, I have been scammed by two people, I have
I've been scammed by two people I considered close friends, close friends.
Oh.
Fuck you guys.
I died!
I died on the way in the- why- why did I enter the bunker?
I put my head down, got head-sanded by Santa time.
I've never died to Santa time.
Actually fuck you guys.
fuck you guys you're not like on his list or anything you're not like caring
fresh baked chocolate chip cookies in your pocket I know he loves those I know
Santa Claus fresh baked chocolate cookies I know that I know that no I do
have 12 cooked pieces of bacon in my shirt pocket but other than that I have
nothing on me I have nothing on me is there is listen you what I'm gonna I'm
gonna try you a strat but I'm gonna put a little peanut twist on it I'm gonna
Okay, you'll peanut butter on the top.
Lather it up like a piece of toast.
I'm gonna have my own little twist tied.
This time is the time.
Third time is the time.
Have you ever heard that saying before, Mr. Gimmick?
I've never heard that.
What's it mean?
George Washington said it.
George Washington was crossing the Potomac.
He was crossing the Mississippi River.
He said, he said, third time's the charm.
Third time's the charm.
I just got to this land.
I gave everyone whatever aids I had and you know what?
You know what?
It's time to get sanitizer.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to get serious.
A serious sanitary situation.
It's time to get down to business.
I am starving.
That's what, oh my God.
I would suck a homeless hand of cheese
out of this uncircumcised penis flaps
for just a bite of a Big Mac right now.
Even smelling a Big Mac.
I would just smell a Big Mac.
I thought about it too,
But then I realized in 30 minutes, I'm going straight to bed and I thought, oh, yeah, 30. Yeah, 30 minutes. I'm going right to bed.
I'm tucking in. No, I'm doing that. I'm doing that. I'm tucking in.
You're tucking in a pre bed burger?
Pre bed. I had pre bed burgers before with the bed last night.
Oh my god.
I had, I had.
Yeah, they're marinated in there.
Yeah, they're marinated. Let me tell you, when I eat a water burger burger before bed,
And I diarrhea so much the moment I wake up.
I mean, I-
You know why?
Why?
When you sleep, you don't digest.
It's just sitting in there.
That's not possible.
And you wake up,
that's not possible.
That's an old wives tale.
Pinky burger.
That's an old wives tale.
Oh.
Do you really think your stomach
just gets rid of all of its acid when you're sleeping?
No, no, no, no.
I mean, it doesn't, that part still works,
but it doesn't start putting it down the poop tubes.
So it's in the stomach.
too long. Then it's all this mush is just sitting there and then you wake up and the
poop tube engine starts and it starts and then by that time it's practicing. I mean
it's liquid. I think it's supposed to be liquid giving. I think. Are you pooping liquid?
Is that what I eat burgers the night before? Yeah. Well, you know, maybe it is supposed
to be like that. It's, I'll tell you what, it comes out easier.
This is giving, there's no higher pleasure than enjoying a nice, tasty,
water mongus burger moments before you rest your eyes.
Listen, I, I, I can't throw stones here. I ate, uh, I doordashed earlier
and I forgot about it. And when I logged off last night, I ate a, uh, tuna melt.
So that'll happen. Yeah. Actually, the first time we did this tournament
yesterday, I ordered breakfast to be a delivered at 830 AM. And then I set my alarm on my phone
to 830 PM. I woke up about 50 minutes or like 40 minutes after the food had already gotten there.
And this is breakfast. This is not like McDonald's burger. We can just cast it out there. This is
you eat it prompt. I mean, by the time it gets to your house, it's already kind of on the verge.
You gotta, you gotta really get in there.
I know the time.
Yeah, you gotta get in there.
You gotta get in there.
Yeah, it is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
Yeah, my tuna melt was cold.
Well, not lukewarm, it was just cold.
It had been there for probably eight hours.
Just eight hours, it's fine.
Yeah, it was still good though.
I will say the tuna melt isn't like that.
The tuna melt can sit.
The tuna melt, yeah.
Tuna melt has some longevity to it.
That's definitely true. A bit of longevity. A bit of longevity. Now, if you would excuse me, Mr. Gimmick, I must murder innocent people.
Godspeed!
Godspeed? Godspeed? Let's ride!
you
Fuck all of you fuck everyone here. Fuck you guys. Fuck everyone. Fuck all of you
Fuck you guys. Fuck everyone. Fuck everyone here. Fuck you guys. Fuck everyone that can hear this fuck you guys
Fuck yourself. Fuck you die
All right
fucking boys lucky I'm putting my own little twist I'm putting my own not you
guys these guys no not you guys these guys dumbass
you guys still follow me hey get out of here
the hell are you doing over here
He's got a father with eyes
Oh
You gonna die you're gonna die today
You're gonna die today
You're gonna die today. You're gonna learn today. You're gonna learn today
you gonna learn today you gonna learn today there's no weapon are we serious are we serious
You don't learn a day boy.
Get your ass back to the lobby pussy.
This is the new plan. This is the peanut spin on the Sanitar situation. This is the
peanut spin. We're gonna grab a couple of do's. He's here. We're gonna gear up and
then we're gonna kill Mr. Sanitar. Get a nice five points. Grab the stuff from the
bunk and go back to the sawmill. Kill everyone. Hopefully Mr. Sturbusti is still alive. Kill
him. Extract. Get a million points. Win the day. Everybody throws a parade for us.
Okay? Okay?
Is this supposed to be an XGD right here or something?
Why is there normal loot out here?
You know the XGD's hand?
Oh my goodness.
Do you have an XGD, sir?
No?
What the hell are the XGD's hand?
Fuck it, we gotta move, we gotta move!
Move, move, move, move!
I'm gonna creep up on the right side get behind the blue box and start blasting
The master plan
Behind the blue box, right behind the blue box. Nice and easy, nice and easy. Right to him
Oh my god, they're not what they're supposed to be
They're not supposed to be.
We're just fine. We made it to the bucket.
We're doing fine. We're fine. We're fine. Everything's fine.
Everything's fine. Everything's okay. We're doing great. Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
This is a little XGG. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
What size do I have? 282. Perfect. Perfect.
Fantastic. Put that right there. Put that right there.
And right there here we go
Where's that m4 we talking about
Which was that for me talking about
Oh, um, gun rack? Where? Where's your gun rack? Oh, gun it!
Hey, this is an M4. Oh my goodness.
Do we need a scope? Don't we need a scope weapon? What's the M4 under?
Do we need a scope? Do we need a scope? This isn't going to help at all!
I can't see shit!
That didn't help at all.
All right.
Okay.
That didn't help, even in the slightest.
This is ass!
This is horrible!
He should have never came here.
Which is it really not another weapon?
Standing on the M4.
There it is!
Thanks, gag!
Little something, something.
I
Now we move
Oh
Yeah, you unpacked the magazine of 300 blackout at him. Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh
How did you know that? Oh
My god, you say my life you say my life. Oh my goodness
Thanks, bud
She's Louise. Who, who designed this? Who, that guy's an asshole. He put CBJ in the mags
for the, that guy's an asshole. An asshole. Well pack these bad boys and throw a head
over to Mr. Sanderboussina's guards, give him what for,
make any split, and off to Mr. Boussina we go.
Stand in the open and unload all the ammo to worry.
I'm on it, boss.
Just doing my part.
Oh
Mr. Stamuzzi
Is that not Santa?
We're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go
Don't worry, we have plenty of time
Probably about 300 seconds, probably about 300 seconds
We'll check, hmmm, two to three now
We're gonna go, we're gonna go
We're gonna do a quick sweep
On Mr. Santa, but he's gone
Kill him all, five points
Can be good to blame, after Mr. Stamuzzi
Fucking
Pip!
Nice and easy now, nice and easy.
Oh my goodness.
We can do it quick.
Make a circumnavigation.
Make it a little safer.
Alright.
Ah!
Ah, yeah, RAAAAH!
RAAAAH!
Ah, dude.
Ah.
What is wrong with these people?
Do you live in light packing? Do you live in light packing?
Do you live in light packing?
What is the matter, Captain Scott? That was Bill Scott. That was the Senate Dark God.
That was the Senate Dark God. I am certain of it. I am certain of it.
I'll be boy for the woods.
Oh, it's a shitty buddy.
Goddamn.
We got him. We got him. He has an XG on him. What the hell is this? What kind of sick joke is this?
They're fucking us. They're fucking us.
Is that everybody?
We win?
We winners?
I think we're the winners!
Hooray!
Good work, boy! Good work!
I'm... wait.
Stamp? Yeah, honestly, let's search for the other guys for some stamps.
Sam's the other guy from Sam's.
You think it.
Only languages what?
Got it!
What the hell?
Quick mag pack, quick mag pack.
Right piece for packing, right piece for packing.
Remember this, remember this, remember this, remember that, remember this, remember that.
You know I thought that said one.
You know I thought that said one when I read it I said wait a minute, hold on, does that
say one second I said hold on I said wait a minute I said hold on does that
say one second because I could have swore but I hovered over it that said one
second I could have swore I would I had to take my eyes for a second had to make
sure I do what I was looking at
Hey guys, how you doing guys?
Pete out, we got news.
What's the news?
I'm hearing through the grapevine
Supposedly the first hour of this whole thing, your best hour wasn't counted because the point system wasn't working, so they have extended this an hour and we have an hour more.
Tell me. Tell me, are you serious? Are you serious? I want to go to bed! Are you so serious?
I'm being told, yes!
I'm being told and that!
I'm getting you like this so many times!
I went crazy in the first hour!
Compared to what I'm doing now, yes!
I'm doing nothing! I'm doing nothing now!
I'm really getting nothing done!
I can't believe this!
I think I had two extracts in the first hour.
My only extract was in the first hour.
The x-back was in the first hour. Oh my god. Kill me. Kill me right now. Kill me right now
I cannot believe that. Oh my god kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Kill me. Oh my god. Why would they do such a thing? Why?
Hey, this is a safe spot.
I saw you
You've got this 300 blackout rounds in your mag as well, Pete. Yes. Yes some jackass whoever code in this event
minutes of the the M4 has CBJ in it and it'll jam. Oh yeah. We've experienced that as well.
Yeah. Yeah. The old Mr. Swabay. Mr. Swabay. He's got some explaining to do. Mr. Swabay's
got some explaining to do. All right. Let me tell you, I will be writing a sternly word
letter to Mr. Swabay himself. Oh, also you killing me doesn't count because it was in
the first hour there's no there's no record to show that that happened dude oh no the first
hour was 10 times better than any other hour I've had I know I know that's why when they told me I
was I instantly thought of you and give it oh my god because I was in hell I was dying I'm
I repeat and you motherfuckers were just thriving.
You were thriving.
Then it's over.
It's over.
I've lost.
It's over.
Well, I was gonna lose anyways,
but like I've lost even more now.
I've lost even more relatively speaking.
That was my best hour out of the entire tournament.
That was literally my best hour.
Kill me.
No, and now we get to play an extra hours of goodness me. Oh, I am at 52 points right now
Dude, I'd be it like said I think that's like I had you
Let me know I'm a refresh of the page. Let me check. Are you are at?
This is a 50
I'm being touched by to be a hunch is that 150?
It says I'm only in 78. There's literally no way. I'm I got cheated. I got cheated
So hard you should be at like a hundred. I should be like a hundred my first hour. I went insane
I went insane my first hour. That is oh my goodness. Oh, I've been scammed. I've been robbed and I want to disgruntled
I am disgruntled
He's disgruntled
That will disgruntle a guy. Do we know if they're peanut racists?
They could be peanut racists. They could be peanut racists guys. I am honestly. I think I'm turning away
No, I don't know if I should keep doing your strategy.
It's I will say the boss kill is so much easier.
Yeah, and the problem with the absolutely juice guns.
The thing with my plan is, is if I actually stuck to it, which I don't.
But if I actually stuck to it, I could kill Santa, target five points
and extra get five more points.
Is there multiple sanitize on the map? No.
But you're so you're killing the same Santa.
Sorry, sorry, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much, so much.
Oh, Steven. Steven. Steven. Steven Woodman. Steven, Mr. Woodman.
I'm going in! Let's run!
My god, we're dead each other this guy right there. Do you see that you see that you see
I don't know what to do anymore. You just go back to like to say he was here
Fuck it. We're going back to say he was he was going back to say he was here
Woo woo woo!
Hopefully no one came this way.
And it's completely safe.
And no one is here.
There's plentiful loot to go around for everyone.
There's some nice stocked up weapons right here.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy, nice and easy.
Couple weapons, a gun or two.
I'm gonna to...
Not see any movement at the first part right here.
That's a good sign, that's a good sign.
Very good sign, very good sign.
We might, we might be cooking more,
we might be cooking more, we might be cooking more.
A shovel.
Shovel!
There we go, there we go.
There we go, now we're cooking boys,
Now we're cooking, now we're talking.
Little something, something.
Little something something little something something
Here we go nice and easy all right now we rock
All of you boys fully boys
The cubist is saying we see all his guards grab some equipment and then by the big bottom boom
Where is he?
Got the...
AAAAAAAAH!
Okay.
All right. All right.
All right. Don't worry, things are going fine. Things are going fine. Things are going fine. Things are going fine.
Everything's okay.
two points two points two points we're doing good we're doing good
shut your ass up
kill me kill me
I'm not going to go. Hey guys,
how you doing? Ah, how'd it go?
Great. And which strategy?
Another great raid. Another great raid.
Another great raid.
Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby.
Kill me. Kill me right now.
Instantaneous ends not on me instant dead. I mean instantaneously dead
Instant I could have hit the disconnect button and I would have been dead later than how fast he killed me
He has got your numbers he's got my number. It's an honor though. It's an honor
It's not it's not a beauties pack of bacon. I have it by fun said pocket. You really should probably clear that out
I understand. I understand. Give it to the dogs or something.
Tell me.
Peanut, when you said, Hutch, I got you in this event two hours prior to it happening, I thought to myself, it's going to be worth it because we have drops.
Now, I curse you. I curse you for putting me through this experience.
Oh, my God.
I curse you for the next thousand years a thousand years a year hold on
I have something on next Thursday sure a thousand years from next Thursday well
no I have something on Thursday can we do can we start the thousand years on
Friday wasn't a year starting at 1 a.m. next Friday 1 a.m. what time zone if it's
Russia, that's going to be kind of same difference. Okay, thousand years, two weeks from now.
Oh, it's not going to work either.
Oh, I just cursed you already. What the hell's wrong with you? No, I've
Oh, I have a couple of things I have to do. I have a couple of things I have to do.
Well, you let me know when I can curse. Okay, I'll let you know. I'll let you know.
I'll keep you posted. I'll text you. I'll text you. Okay. Okay.
Okay, thank you guys.
Anyways, I'm in hell.
Yeah, this on top of them saying they wiped out
my first hour of progress.
Oh, I've got another double boss.
Ooh, we double bossed.
Oh no, it's going so bad too.
Wait, what boss are you guys going for a second
when you kill City, was he?
Well, sometimes Parmesan's here.
Yeah, give a chance again Parmesan,
I've had that happen myself.
Oh.
Oh, this is like 10 promissons of the map
Actually still now you know what you know what 50 pom-poms odds no other bosses
If there's a different map tomorrow, I'll consider probably playing it
There's if there's no different map tomorrow fuck this I
Will say this I know we've been talking on it, but this is the most fun event I think I've ever played I
I
Wish it wasn't nine in the morning at the fucking butt crack of Satan's asshole Don
Yeah, I also think if it was just like an
Open lobby and you're playing against regular players
It could be a lot more fun
But playing against the best of the best to haven't touched grass or felt the warm embrace of a woman every gunfight
Yeah, that is a little something that is lose something
something. That's a little something right now. Anyone else? I'm
waiting to restart. I'm waiting to restart.
You know, I have a chat here. This is actually the most
respectful viewbot accusator. No offense. But if there were
really over 30,000 people here, that would be a bit faster than
this, the emoji with the tongue out. But hey, at least I can read it all.
Got him.
Sure, that is the most respectful way I've been accused. I think I appreciate
that. I'm still going to ban you. You kind of pussy.
I just want to respectfully ban him. I'm respectful, man. Of no offense.
You're banning him now.
But I'm going to go ahead and ban you.
Pro-casts later.
Yes, that's right.
But if you wouldn't mind taking care of that gentleman, his name is.
Bitch-ass pussy.
Unreasonable articulo, I think that's European, European, European, European.
It's always the Europeans.
The Europeans every time.
That's why we put the P in the harbor, let me tell you that.
We'll do it again, and we'll do it again.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, we'll do it again, we'll do it again.
Okay, well I had first spawn for the bunker.
There's a scab waiting at the only gun.
Wish me luck, boys.
Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed.
Godspeed, Godspeed.
Boys, we gotta turn it up a notch.
We gotta have first-hour energy right here.
First-hour energy, OK?
We need this raid to pop off 15 points.
15 points, nothing less.
No, that's right.
Fuck you guys, fuck everyone here, fuck you guys, fuck all of you, fuck you guys, fuck
everyone, fuck you guys, fuck you guys, fuck everyone, fuck everyone around me, fuck you
guys.
I'm following you.
Not you dumbass!
I'm talking to these people!
Fuck asses!
Keep killing me!
He's just shit.
Oh, here, what the...
Oh!
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Busch. Excuse me, Mr. Busch.
Excuse me. I know what you did on September 1st.
Oh, another one.
Right here, person right behind me.
Wait, do we hear someone behind us?
Hello? Is someone back there?
Oh
Let's do it the way
It's been when
Oh for God guys for getting the exact date for Tuesday, it's nothing for getting that 11
Then something something little did what is going on around here?
Give me that at once and whistle
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Little shum shum, little shum shum shum...
Oh, big, it's a car battery. This is the second I need it.
You're 30 right back boys 30 right back there we go there we go
little something something we'll take one more
nice and easy nice and easy
We'll pack this bad boy up, nice and easy, nice and easy.
You see what's he's 7.62 by 39 am on here, you see what's he's eating?
Oh, there's something, something, there we go, now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking, alright.
Okay, Mr. Senate, but she doesn't even send a fence.
He stands no chance, he is a fool for going against us, a fool! A fool is a fool!
He stands no chance!
Fuckin'...
Don't look up!
Come on, my kid!
No, no, please.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Please, open it.
Oh my God.
Open it again!
Run!
We'll try this round.
I'll see if it's a little safer.
Oh!
Okay, that's okay, that's...
Oh, we're good, we're good, we made it, we made it, we made it, we're good, we're good, we're good!
We're good, we're good, everything's fine, everything's fine!
Everything's fine, everything's fine, we're all good, we're all safe, nice and easy.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Do they always have CBJ in the mags?
One, two, three.
Hmm...
What the hell is that?
What do I have here?
What is this?
Oh my goodness, that's the same.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, there it is.
That's the one.
That's the one right there, boys.
That's the one right there.
There it is.
Load these bad boys up like you do.
Like you do.
Oh, shit.
We're fine.
We still got 135 seconds.
We're good.
This bad boy right there, a little bit of this right here, I can't really see anything
at all.
This bad boy right there!
We'll fill this one up with every five, six, eight, one!
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Now we ride!
Here we go, there we go!
I follow me, I follow me, I...
Oh, oh, what's that, he's killing each other?
He's killing the wrong guy?
Jesus Christ, these people are savages.
I
Oh, the hell is going on right here? They're just shooting each other
What the hell is going on?
What the fuck you
There he is. That's who is causing all the rockets. There he is.
Hit your ass back to the lobby, pussy. Hit your ass back to the lobby.
Big bag pack. There we go. There we go. Nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy.
Slow and steady wins the race. Slow and steady wins the race, boys.
Slow and steady, slow and steady, little bit of healing, little bit of healing, nothing
to brash, nothing to brash, hopefully he didn't kill too many guards, I think he might have
I don't like to do boys for mice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This bad boy back on.
Like you do, like you do.
We had Pots of Union chat.
I don't know why I have Pots right there.
Mm.
Tornish voice is the hair.
Yes, exactly, the Tornish voice.
The Tornish versus the hair.
You know that story.
The hair was fast, but the Tornish,
wasn't fast remember that there was this pussy in there's this pussy in oh yeah
He took a point from us. Fantastic.
Two boys, two boys! Lay up, lay up!
Where did his Amigo go?
Where is his Amigo at?
In this last final point
Gotcha!
I think we're good, I think we're good!
What shall we got?
184 seconds, okay.
We want XGG, we want 194 seconds, we're doing good, we're doing good, I mean just check...
This is Sadie Bussey for an XGG real quick.
Lot of big, lot of boobies, doesn't have one, what a sweet treat, fantastic.
Oh my goodness, they got the guy that literally his whole job is carrying stems doesn't carry stems for the tournament
Thank God this was he has one. Fuck you sir. Fuck you. Fuck you die. Now
We're back a quick back of them we're going right this way go right in some of us
We're going right to mr. Stibusy. We're packing this back. I'm going right to strip. I see we're hoping nobody killed him
We're killing him and then we're extracting five extra bonus points. Easy peasy in and out. Nice spoon, nice spoon.
Eh!
Looking good, looking good.
And following me again, following me again.
Can you see me don't where any of the other, other bosses are? I don't kill it and tequila at the farm.
Sadie bushes here and servants at the Hoosie doozy are there any other bosses you guys have seen
Jimmy don't we don't there's a glue I hear he's not a ton of cards
Part of son is an old song. I think part of the anywhere
This is the only one to get okay, except for mr. Permission. Mr. Permission could be anywhere
It's open.
Peep your peepers open, boys.
Looking good, looking good.
Gotta keep your head on the silver.
be hooligans lurking in the shadows, in the trees.
Quickstim, quickstim.
Don't cure our aides.
Imagine Johnson, imagine Johnson.
Martin.
A little quiet out here, not gonna lie to you boys.
I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a little quiet.
A little too quiet.
Oh, X-Rex already opened!
Oh, we can just leave!
First I'm taking for sure, but see, I'm looking for exit points, I'm looking for exit points, I'm gonna take a quick peep.
Nothing to brush!
Little peep never hurt anyone, little peep never hurt anyone.
Just gonna take a quick peep, quick peep, quick peep.
Oh my god, he's still here no way
This is massive we can kill him and extract it wait. This is massive massive massive massive. Oh my god
Locked
Oh, I don't even see him.
These guys are good, these guys are good, be careful boys, be careful, crafty, like to
hide in the shadows.
got him! two boys lay up lay up lay up you got him in me
Yeah, that was a good one. No, it's not a god. No, it's not a god. No, it's a scam. No points. No points
We are killing three gods. I'm missing that
Oh looks like someone tried
And they have the nice boys better than us that's what I say and then us
The hell he's got, Jack?
Watch one, watch one!
Score!
Move move move!
I had a couple of pink pink pinks over here just a moment ago.
We might want to take a quick peek to our left.
makes it nothing crazy as going on, makes it nothing crazy as going on.
We're going to be pieced to shit.
We're pieced to shit.
Let's go!
Blast one! Blast one!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you, good shit! Fuck you!
OOF! OOF! OOF!
Excelling brain, boys! Excelling brain!
How you doing, gang? How are you doing?
Oh my god, dude. I'm in the run of the century.
I'm in the run of the century, bro.
I spawned 30 seconds late and got killed by someone who already had a gun.
Fantastic. I just got one, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 13-point rain.
What?
13 points. 13-point rain. That's a 13-point.
Lay up. That's a 13-point of boys.
I think I might have like a 12 or 13 pointer here.
Wow.
I'm running to extract. No arms, just legs.
That's all you need, that's all you need to run.
That's all you need to run, get out of there, Godspeed!
Nice, P.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
I wish it would be a 34 minutes up in the event.
I'm gonna get two more massive runs, massive, massive.
Finish it out strong.
It's time to finish.
It's time to finish strong.
Now, I wish I could help you guys finish.
They said no collaboration though,
so you're gonna have to finish on your own.
Can you do that, soldier?
We could watch each other finish.
Quickly.
Honestly, I'm recording myself finish right now.
Are you guys recording yourself finish?
Yeah, yeah, I'm recording myself finish.
I'll send you the link.
I'm actually live to see you finishing.
You guys should be right now.
Oh, sis!
Okay, all right, we'll watch it.
We'll watch it back together later, us finishing,
and see how we could have been brewed.
You know what I say we do?
What?
Since we're all gonna lose,
and we're probably not gonna play tomorrow,
I say we all do one more raid,
And on our last raids, we watch each other do our last raid.
Or we all queue into the same raid at the same time, like wait for each other to queue in for one more.
And cheat?
No, not cheat.
Oh, oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Just see who can make it the longest.
The other two die, they watch the last guy.
I'll listen to this.
This is what we'll do.
I'll listen.
I'm going to go one more regular raid.
We have 30 minutes, but we have like five minutes left.
We'll hit it.
Okay.
Cool.
Sounds good.
I'm going to go my last regular one and I'll wait for you guys.
Okay.
Sounds good.
I'll make it quick I'll make it quick to make it quick. Are you looking for a server right now?
Let's give it. I just started just started looking
I'm gonna die here, so I'll wait guys. We won't know just run one one. We'll give it
We might be the same right here. We might be the same rain. I'm a waiting server server now in one minute 48 seconds
I'm telling you we can we can really get our numbers up. We can get our numbers up. I'm not even joking boys. I'm looking let me see here
What strategy are you going with Peanut?
I got so lucky last round I went to Sadie but he killed him and his guards and then I went to Sturman and his guards and they weren't dead.
Oh I've never seen Sherman alive on my route. He's always dead by the time I get there.
That's a hell of a raid. I got a double boss too though.
That last raid boosts me like 20 places. I'm only in 71th place.
Seventy-first place out seventy-first place
71 that's right. That's right 71 almost in the top 150 almost in the top 150. Let me see. Let me see
You see you you are at 155 is the hunches at
175 that'll happen
11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 71th place. Not too savvy. Not too savvy. Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to be back. Let's ride!
RUN NOOSE!
RUN!
Fuck you guys, fuck all of you, fuck you guys, fuck everyone, fuck all of you, fuck you guys!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you want some of this? You want some of this?
You want none of this?
Hey, who's following me? Get out of here!
was that an elephant?
he's in the xbox, can x bike?
xbox turn off!
get away from me!
that is a beautiful microphone you have sir, a beautiful microphone
absolutely beautiful let me tell you I can hear every word that sounds amazing
it sounds amazing that sounds like ex-qc talking to a Kremlin sponsored
comrad radio
boys we run right past the green box first one doesn't have any guns in it
we go for the second one
Sir, I think you forgot something!
Sir!
Sir, I think you forgot something!
Sir!
Sir, I think you forgot something!
OOOOOOOO!
It's your ass back to the lobby pussy!
It's your ass back to the lobby!
Oh my God, there's only two of you, take it easy, but there's no way.
Oh my God, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move!
I think it's just so fast.
We gotta move, we gotta move!
Go go go!
Charge!
NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
He was just standing there...
How did we not kill him? I had SPP in that bad boy!
Fucking AJ, are you serious? It's fucking AJ.
It's AJ from Two Rounds ago. Hey guys, how you doing?
Well, a guy legged me outside of the bunker and didn't kill me.
So now, and he just went in there.
Now I'm, may I suggest something, give it.
It's an old, old age technique.
Kill yourself immediately, okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
You know, I wish I could see stuff down in that bunker where Mr. Sandy Busy was.
That would be so fantastic.
That would be so, instead of just some shadowy figure that's casting spells on me from the
right side of the room, that I would have, I would have survived, I would have still
been alive.
Yeah, no armor.
Oh crap, we forgot to get the armor.
It would have been very helpful information.
Two minutes ago, Jackass.
Oh, worries.
worries. I am in. I'm ready to rip. Is that is that you're going? I don't know. I'm
ripping a quick one. I'm ripping a quick one. I'm ripping a quick one. Oh, he's
ripping a quick one. Wait, then I'm going to rip a quick one. Okay. Sounds like a
plan. If you're ripping a quick one, I'm ripping a quick one. Just a quickie.
Just a quickie. Listen, listen, if we can end it out in 15 minutes, we can still do
our final rate together. Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna do I'm gonna go for the
for the early boxes, and just.
You start blasting, let my hair down.
TV's talking, TV's talking, you know I might go back to my old techniques, I'm not gonna lie to you.
The new techniques, they're okay, they're decent, but I think I'm gonna go back to my old techniques.
I like shooting people around with the rim.
Boys, we're going for the car, we're going back to the SUV.
Everybody knows it now though, so if they see you're ahead of them, they just spread out.
Then you get your gun, there's nobody there.
Don't worry, that makes no difference. I chased them down halfway across the world.
I picked that gun up. I picked nothing else. I don't even make sure there's ammo in that magazine. I'd chase that fucking down
The earth lord would do it. That's right
Welcome down. That's right. That's right King Von style took it took it to the L into month
What?
Say what?
Took her to the O.
Always took her to the O-Block.
O-Block is a lovely vacation spot.
Yeah, I heard.
I mean, this time of year, I've heard it is beautiful.
I heard it is beautiful.
Are you going to get a discount there on Expedia?
Incredible.
Let me tell you, visiting O-Block in the summertime, it's almost as good as the winter.
It is still beautiful though.
the scenery, the tourist spots.
The birds are chirping.
The birds are chirping, all, everyone's friendly.
Everybody is great.
It's, I mean, it's just a great time all around.
It's 75 degrees outside.
God, now you're stuck here inside playing video games,
just thinking about it.
Oh my God, I could see myself there.
Oh my goodness, just imagine yourself.
Just imagine yourself.
Making new friends.
Listen, I'm telling you,
you can just walk in anyone's house over there.
You just walk in, yeah, it's that friendly.
You just walk into anyone's house on O-Block
and they welcome you like you're one of their own.
It's a veritable utopia.
Yeah, honestly, there is a weird thing about hands in O-Block.
So what you want to do is you want to walk in someone's house
with your hands in your jacket, right?
You want to see, like, you kind of want like a full zip
down jacket out in the middle, so you want to,
kind of want to hold the left side of your jacket
with your left hand and stick your right hand inside
the flap of your jacket.
Yeah.
I wouldn't want to be disrespectful.
You wouldn't want to be disrespectful.
Just because I don't know the area.
I don't know the customs.
Exactly.
So this is good.
All right, full zip up jacket.
Like when my hands are in my jacket,
should I kind of like, not just put them in the jacket,
but make sure they're like sticking out a little bit almost.
Like really stuff them in.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, and then and then when you when you want when you go into anyone's house again uninvited because it's so friendly there
You want to you want to go everybody hit the fucking floor because everyone loves dancing there and they'll just start
They'll just start dancing some of them on a song
They'll start break dancing as soon as you put your hand in your jacket
You walk in someone's house on the old block and you go everybody on the fucking ground and they start break dancing somebody flips on the lights
They start like an idiom like they're like oh they're like yeah, that's being in like have the EDM spot
Have the EDM spot. Have you guys see that have the EDM spot have the EDM spot
That's why I have to say that specifically can you like can you get in like do a little twirl shake that ass?
Yeah, yes, you are so shaking ass you want to take that immediately
If I did a little tour that wouldn't be rude if I did like I just like walked in since they love dancing so much
Like a little twirl maybe a little twirl. Oh, I have to go in. Oh, no. I will resume. This comes as a moment daily
Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck lock it in boys lock it in lock it lucky. We're using old technology
Fuck all of you. Fuck you guys. Fuck all of you. Fuck you guys
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Fuck you guys
That's not true. He's lying. He's lying. Do not listen to that man. He's lying. Do not
listen to him. This is already going that great. I knew that. I already knew that. Okay, none
of this went great at all. We didn't get either of the two spots. We have to go right to the
intersection, gentlemen, right to the intersection, and then run right on back. No scab house.
scab house maybe just a little bit of scab house okay maybe we just go
straight for scab house maybe we skip the intersection go straight for scab
house new plan new plans the old plan we go straight for scab house and then
we run on back fuck you sir fuck you fuck you fuck you something there's like
Five of them? What the hell is everybody doing over here?
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you!
Hey boys, should we go for the intersection, or should we go for the scavenger house?
We go for intersection, we go for intersection, we go for intersection.
You should go right for the gun, we go right for the gun, and then we go right for scavenger house.
Go, go, go, get your ass back here, motherfucker!
Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
That's gonna hurt, team.
That's gonna hurt.
I'm sorry about this.
These boys are going to be heavily stacked boys, heavily stacked.
Give me, give me, give me.
What the? Nobody came here?
Oh my.
Oh.
Woohoo!
Oh!
Oh, good heavens.
Oh!
Oh, good heavens.
Oh!
Oh, good heavens, oh, good heavens!
Oh, this is quite nice. This is quite nice. This is quite nice. This is relaxing.
Here's the new plan. We lay in a bush with this poop weapon, wait for the guy from the
scavhouse to run back, murder him immediately, take all his goop, kill Mr. Sturman, and then
and then I'll leave
Did you see that?
What an idiot!
Three!
Little something, something, little something, something.
Don't want to be too brash.
Don't want to be too brash now.
Just a little something, something to get us going.
Now we ride.
I
Don't be good, but we get
Mr. Belcher my movements is one good man good. I'm bad. Thank you. My boy. Please. Thank you, my boy
No way, I didn't think it's got I'm an idiot. Oh, no, you don't need these anymore
You're gonna pack it some light packing like packing like packing like packing
Thanks, Mr. Belk. We'll see you in a while.
All of you, gang, it's time to give Mr. Stubussey...
How much time I got?
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
We'll be in the show somewhere in the next 120 seconds!
Boop, boop, boop!
There's already dead people.
Okay.
Alright!
Another great raid, another great raid!
Hey guys, how you doing?
Oh, hey.
How you doing?
Is everything going good for you guys?
Nope.
OK, we need it.
We need it.
Not super great over here.
Not super great.
Running into people who don't want to talk.
Just, hey, what's going on?
Yeah, I'm going to get to Craig and kill you.
OK.
That's kind of the.
Are you guys going in right now?
Let's go again. I'm about to I'm about to die. There's a guy in the bunker, but I'm gonna kill Parmesan. Good work. Good work
I'm going to sell this time. Still it
Still it. This next one is our game boys. This is our moment
This is our raid for real Jesus time for real geez
Oh, mr. Fletcher, mr. Phantom abortion was good man. Good. Oh my god. Thank you Bob
I'm a big fan of you heard about the bugs happening with ice rake and transit saying access to nine after taking people's money
No, it's taking my money even once. Oh
You guys are already getting in
Well, yeah, we're going in right now. We're waiting are you waiting service start? We should actually research. I'm synchronizing. Oh, no
Oh, we missed it. We missed it bad
This is gonna be my last raid of this.
Wait, what if we die immediately?
If we die immediately, I'll do one more.
You gonna go, you know what I mean?
Should I start loading in or should I wait?
Load in, load in, load in, load in, right now, load in, right now.
Oh, then, because if we're on good ones, we won't be able to.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Come on in, come on in.
Yeah, boys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
This has been taxing on the soul.
This has been taxing the, you think you got a good run,
run going, you got your gear,
You got you, you did your little starting business.
You're the guy I do.
But bam!
Out of nowhere, Dequavius blocks his cock
out on the table in front of you.
It's massive, you're intimidated, and you die.
And then you die.
Is that a new boss?
That's a new boss.
Dequavius, he wears tier six armor.
He wears, yes, he has two guards, Tyrone,
I
Tyrone's brother and
Nobody knows his name
Nobody knows his name. He just hangs around
Serious, okay
Serious sounds like a
Terrifying boss encounter. Yes. He's quite still popping and all white. Yeah, no, it's good
Let me take it. I mean
You see, I mean, as that goes, as that goes, this is how it goes.
I mean, really, I think the drops are ended right now, even though the game was extended.
Drops are ended, tournament extended.
God has a ring to it.
You can put that on a T-shirt.
You can put that on a T-shirt and sell it.
Your wordsmith wordsmith mr. gimmick when Smith my generation. Oh, that's because you live the generation you're one Smith. I
Live in the generation without a wordsmith. You are the generation and you are a wordsmith. That's why you the wordsmith of this generation. Oh
You say so
Right
Peanut certified I was even stamp and I put that quote on my way to tip and some ink
My permission to put that quote on my website permission granted. I'm going in God's be giving where you are. Are you all you run out?
No, wait. Oh
Good luck. Good luck
Fuck you guys fuck all of you. Fuck you guys
Fuck all of you. Fuck you guys
Fuck you guys fuck all of you
You're sticky you're sticky you're a stinky bitch you're a stinky bitch. I'm gonna kill you
Now we lost the first two spots after the scab house we go
After the scam out we go boys after the scam out we go nice and easy. Oh my goodness perfect. Oh my god
What a sweet treat. Oh what a sweet delight
Oh, thank goodness, escaped unharmed
Okay, all right, okay, no worries no worries no worries everything's fine everything's fine everything okay
everything's fine everything's gonna be okay no worries no worries but I think
we're in first place oh fuck you fuck you
who the hell is that guy
is he going right for scott house which we go for scott house we see over this
bad boy he's not even coming over here oh my goodness he's not even come over
I say we grab the weapon and we beelighted for that shack we were in.
We grab the weapon and we beelighted straight to that shack.
We catch the wolf garden.
Wolf!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Luigi!
Where's he?
Where is he?
Where's he?
Where's his pilgrim?
Where'd he go?
He's finished.
He couldn't have gone to Scabhouse, we would see him right now.
Right, I think so.
Hey, wouldn't we see him?
If we can't see him and he's in Scabhouse, we're dead.
Yeah, we're about to find out, boys, we're about to find out.
How to find out by the crack in the cage, one open.
One open by the crack in the cage, one open.
Oh my god, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Okay.
Alright.
Good work boys, good work!
Found him.
He can't commit evil no longer.
Little something, something, little something, something.
case for the road.
Let me pack it. Let me pack it.
Stay here. Let me check. Let me check.
We still got 174. We're 515. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
174. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
We're gonna pack these bags, grab the stems, get down on go kill this sister pussy, and bam!
We're back in the race. We're back in the race.
That doesn't sound too pleasant over there.
Doesn't sound super pleasant. We'll see what's crackle-ackin' over there, and just, and just a sword spell, and just a sword spell.
Just a sword spell, and take a quick beep over yonder. Quick beep.
There we are, nice and easy, nice and easy, nice and easy, little bit of heals, little
bit of heals, little something, something, little something, something, oh I might as
well take that episode, oh my goodness, I might as well fuck myself, please be one more,
Oh! Plus one! Plus one! Lay up!
There we go, here we go still! Let's ride!
Let's ride, let's ride!
Psst! I stay chill, broscent. Let's go bungalow.
You got your goals written down.
Your 22 pushups, and your dick is in the middle of the road.
And your dick is harder than a fucking missile.
You understand me?
I understand!
Or the Emperor!
Charge!
Yeah, this is the final round, boys. There's only six minutes till server's closed.
This is it. This is it, boys. This is it.
This is it.
This is the last round we got.
We're making a good one.
It's an easy, nice, easy.
So I keep the people's open I keep the people's open it's nothing speaks up for us
Oh, that's a rock
Oh, they're taking my sister, buddy!
No!
Move, move, move!
Oh my.
What the?
How does that guy do it?
I'm going to kill you.
Where the hell are the guards and the people at?
Where's the ghost town?
Where's I think someone's at?
We gotta move.
I think someone's at.
We gotta move, we gotta move!
There's no time!
We're going off to kill Mr. Kilosy and Mr. Degussi and then we leave.
and then we leave.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yeah, we're trying to...
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Everything's fine, everything's fine.
We're all safe.
We're all good, no reason to panic, no need to worry.
There's just some light peeping over here, some light peeping, a tad bit, just a smidgen.
Just a smidgen, just a smidgen.
Who's up here this place is a ghost town, I'm not seeing nothing.
No point up for two.
What the hell is wrong with that?
Okay, we're not really sure what's going on right now, I think I'm being fucked by this
dumpster.
Okay, alright, alright.
Hey guys, we're on a couple pounds since the last time we've tried that technique.
Okay, have it!
Lock it, lock it, lock it!
Oh my god, that's Mr. Tagoon!
Having good having good. We're all good nothing to worry about. There's a small bump on the road to success
Nothing to worry about my god, then we're bad these five
My best work
I
Don't work
Funny that it can go against us
That's one plus one of us to bet you
Now we just gotta fight his brother
You'll find his brother kill him and then she could battle nice and easy like nice and easy
Go ahead and throw my arms back on
Wait in Rome wait in Rome
All good all good. We've got we're good on time. We're good on time. Mr. Because he's around here somewhere working
One more arm, perhaps. One more arm.
Just a quickie. Just a quickie.
Just a quick one. Yeah, just a quick one.
I mean, guys, that was too good to get with shooting at us, right?
The first time across the field.
That was like a shotgun.
It's like sub rounds right or no
Okay, that's okay. Thanks boys. Thanks boys
You gonna kill these bad boys?
You're gonna miss your dagoona's hat.
Oh, Mr. Tocassi!
Now I got ya.
Oh
I hear me
That's too layup layup we're cooking boys we're cooking we're cooking we are cooking
Now we all move!
Move, move, move!
First, it would be un-customary to just take a quick pee from this bush.
See if anyone else is trying to leave.
It would be un-customary, und-undetermined like.
Just take a quick pee from the nice safety of this bush.
But, I think there's no hooligans driving this cadazzle.
Was we quick to do the last rocks we wait or just go for it?
What is it, wait, is it, wait, this is the last wreck, do we just,
I guess we don't risk it for Sandy Boy?
Hey boys, what if we go try to go bridge the Sandy Boy?
Hmm, oh, oh.
What if we risk it for the biscuit?
Do we risk it or do we leave? Risk or leave? Risk or leave? Risk or leave? Risk or leave?
Mmm. Mmm.
Dad, go and for it!
Follow me boy, follow me!
Quick bag pack, quick bag pack, just in case the local's gonna let him frisky, just in
case the local's gonna let him frisky on the way.
This is gonna be massive boys, massive huge point rig right here, huge point rig.
Ready to go kill Mr. Sandy, but she's killer's gone.
Come back, leave, get a hundred million points, win the game, and win the tournament.
Lock him.
We were going to die right now, we die we lose that five press points and then a nice
safe extraction
gotta keep the peepers open
no tango spotted
no bogies detected
Nice and easy nice and easy
So you'll take a quick beep boys. We're gonna take a quick beep if mr. Sandy, but she's dead will turn right around
But turn right around a head-on bag
It's not time to month
You see me? Excuse me.
What you?
What you? What you?
What that person just say? Hold up. Wait. Did someone just say?
You have 50 minutes if you are in a raid as the event ends?
Oh, so points only count for nine more minutes?
Judge the same boss?
We can make it! We can make it! We can make it!
We can make it!
WE GOT THIS! WE GOT THIS!
NIGGET!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
What's the real time by now? Wait, what's the real time?
What's the real time?
My two computers are staying different times. What's the real time by now? What's the real time?
to wait to wait okay wait wait seven minutes seven minutes five that's fine
we're almost there we're almost there we're fine we're fine we're fine everything
to be fine everything to be fine it's all cool all cool guys all cool guys all
cool all cool definitely not regretting this decision at all
Oh, we can do so, hold on.
There's our cool, our cool, our cool.
Our cool, our cool.
Everything fine, everything fine, everybody.
Hey!
They're quick peep, quick peep.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
I hear him.
Come on, James!
Watch one, watch one!
I
Wish I'm up again. I was up. I was up. I was up. You dead you dead
Plus one plus one plus one plus one boys plus one plus one
And we got five minutes to make it on back boys
Easy peasy. Easy peasy boys. Making 4 minutes. Making 4 minutes.
Oh, making a difference. Won't make a difference.
Plus one, plus one. Worth it! Worth it!
the hell on over to the pn I said easy, I said easy, take a little peep, little peep, hopefully
no one that's a jackass is camping the pn that'd be quite, I would never stoop so low,
it's all I'm trying to say, I would never stoop so low, I would never stoop so low,
Hopefully no one is watching it.
What's that?
No, no, no time to check, no time to check.
Yeah, keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Two, 11, all right, we five, we five, we five,
we got four minutes, we five, we five, we five, we five,
we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we good.
Not to worry, not to worry.
Not to worry about everything fine, everything fine.
Everything's all good.
Looking good, looking good.
what happens to what happens to now my computer says a two different times I
don't know which one is real 2 12 2 11
two 11 two 11 okay it's like four minutes four minutes that's fine well try three
to half right three but three it's probably my birthday this can't be about
three to be safe you be safe to be safe
The frolics with the lumber mills
Fuck you fuck you around time go go go go go go
Yeah!
I wish I, I wish I had two minutes 50 seconds.
We got this boys, we got this boys, we got this boys!
We've got this!
Arrreeeeessss
Excellent.
No way you did it.
So I do, but the bugger did it guys.
We were all doubting.
It's what the bugger did.
Yeah, I ran across the map, got that point.
There you go.
Right back to the PC at the touch.
That was, that was terrible.
That was something.
Thank you.
That was something.
I did not think we were going to make it.
Nobody nobody
If Sanitar was actually alive, I don't think you would have made it the show now because you had you would I mean
Unless they were all tucked into like a tight little corner with their heads lined up. I
Would have made it easier. I would have made it easy
Finally on the final point say that they so cocky league
Probably so calculating usually takes a little bit was I bet
108 points play
Two, play sixty second, let's go.
Nice P.
Thank you, what?
What do you guys get that?
Bro's bad, my last hour was a waste.
Sixty two?
I probably could have, is that me?
No, they're saying six you out of, six you out of like four hundred and thirty.
Guys you have to, these are prime.
I mean the 430 most skilled players in this entire game in this entire game
This is a few shabby not too shabby not too shabby
Honestly, if you think about it that kind of makes me the 60 second best player on the game
What happened?
You about after saying that's not a that's not nothing though
That's enough laugh at ain't up in the day. They have the mark. They're not enough
You're in 62
No, 152 actually, I'm 52. How many points how many points is that for you?
67 points. Oh, I'm 159 sorry 159 67 points. I
I said if I'm in the top 50% I'm calling that a dub yet yesterday
I got big 20 something points yesterday. So today I got twice as much
If I had unlocked this bunker strat yesterday Lord have mercy. Oh my god. I was thinking the same thing. I
Kind of did the same in top hundred easy. I kind of just did the same shit
60 second loser peanuts
Wow
These guys are these guys are these guys are ruthless and mean it's these busy morning guys not used to this
Yeah, it's the morning. It's the morning girls. What do you know? I'm so sorry
Every day
56 points 188 place
I'll take it
Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
With the amount of grenades I caught with my ass.
The amount of definitely great human beings I ran into.
That's top 50 percent. That's top 50 percent right there.
Top 50. Top 50.
The question is, boys, the question is, there is one more day in the tournament.
No.
Tomorrow at 9 AM, do we come to it?
No, it's 7 a.m. For me by the way 7 a.m
If it was 9 a.m. For me, I probably would do it, but 7 a.m. I mean oh
Just throw me off a bridge just find a bridge and just throw my body and leave it there for the crows
I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm not gonna lie to you if I show up
It's gonna be based on how much sleep I can get between now and five hours for now when I start my stream
because I'm currently on 3.5 hours of sleep.
If I can't get to sleep ASAP right now,
we both know that's not going to happen.
I have to go get food.
I have to go get food too.
You have to go get food.
Then you're gonna want to watch TV.
I will want to watch a little TV.
Little TV, little television.
Little television.
Listen, I'll ask for a bit.
The business wants to hang out.
Okay, no, no, no, no.
She knows on days like this is,
on other days she's like,
No, it's a yeah, but I'll be on days like this when I'm doing a double stream soon for like 13 hours to like that
She knows she does the deal. She does the deal. Okay. Yeah, I mean
Maybe maybe there's a world
Me maybe they don't know
Are you giving her you want to play tonight?
I'm down. Yeah. Yeah, I was planning on getting back in the night after losing my punch
I
Did I tonight I tonight got in the same raid the last raid we do hey did you kill each other?
Well, one of us. Yeah, the other one. I like we don't need to get into specifics
Would you like to know what happened to you boys boys laying on me laying on me later?
He went to one side of the use that camp. I went to the other he didn't find one
But two guns one being a three three at Lapua. I found a napkin
and depression and he walked over dropped the gun in front of me and said pick it up
I went to pick it up and he graced me with a bullet to the back of my skull
well take me I counted down from five
I said five
four three and you didn't listen
you didn't pick it up and died
yeah that is true
that'll happen
give me a countdown before he fucked me
that's true that's what real warrior does your honor and double man was to give it
he's very honorable
Very much. Yeah, I gave a chance to give a chance hutch. Do you want to do you want to play that as well?
Yeah, what do you guys want to play tonight? You guys want to you?
What you guys want to what what's we do tonight guys? What should we do?
It's a Saturday, so I honestly don't want to spend the whole night playing games like Tarkov
It's Saturdays. I like to play silly games and and drink
Mecca community is always a good choice. We have to play a lot of mecca community though, but I will see
I would totally be down for mech and chameleon, but I do think we should have another game on the menu. Yes
About night raid
No, you're right. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. We've done that as well
I say
We go back to the old fashions and we have like three or four games that we jump from
like we like we did. Remember
when we did like the golf and
then we did Liars Bar. I say
we do Liars Bar. Liars Bar.
Liars Bar sounds fantastic.
Okay, let's do Liars Bar.
Let's do the golf.
There's the golf game.
That game's pretty fun.
Super Battle Golf is a blast.
The Golf is fun.
Let's do, let's shoot up those
three tonight. Let's play Super
Battle Golf.
Mechachammerion and and Lyre's bar. I should be in on Lyre's bar. I like I like ending on Lyre's bar
You mean yeah, but that means I'm gonna be up for fucking seven hours, which isn't gonna be the case
1am max so I'm thinking we do mechachammerion and then we do Lyre's bar
Mechachammerion, Lyre's bar, and so we're just not doing gold. No
No, we'll do golf if I can if I can muster
the energy
Yes, we were we were about are we there yet? Oh
I'm down to that. I've never actually beat that game. I haven't beat the second map either. I'm still working on it
Yes, then maybe we skip because if we do mecha chameleon then we're gonna be leaving like the other people who are playing with us
So maybe we just say fuck mecha are we there yet?
No, I leave it to you. I leave it to you fuck back up my mother is our loving back right now
are we still loving Mecca?
Are we still loving Mecca?
If we end on Mecca, when we can invite people at the last game,
then we don't have to play until our spirit dies.
That's what I'm saying.
So let's do Mecca first, invite some extra people, and then abandon them.
Yeah
I'm a complete opposite of what you said, give it. Oh, is that what you said?
Is that what you said?
You know what? I'm down for whatever
But I will be blaming you but I also
I'm you sort of bet on Mecca and we actually try really hard giving I see we actually like lock in tonight
Lock in your name. Here's my next question. Yes. I agree. There's my next question P. What next week?
next week. Thanks. Start the
gauntlet. The gauntlet. We do the
gauntlet. We do the gauntlet.
Hundred percent. We do the gauntlet
next week. Hunter gets it on the
line. Five days, five games.
Winner takes all. Winner takes
all. Winner takes all. Yes, the
gauntlet. The gauntlet. Absolutely.
Absolutely. The best of three in
each game. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. All right. We start with
Megacomili tonight and we move
on to Army Day yet Liars Bar and
and battle gold deal. Sounds like sounds like a plan. All right. I'm gonna get some food.
I'm gonna pass out. I'll see you guys a little bit. Have a good one. Have a good one boys.
Good night. See you tonight. All right boys. I'm gonna grab a quick burger and then go to bed.
I'll see you boys in four hours and 39 minutes. Kill me.
Give me please. Give me right now please. Mr. That Dog, do you want to get some more
good food? Good man! Good man! Thank you, good sir. Thank you, my boy. Guys, I'm gonna die.
I have your good food and come back, so I'm probably gonna get a solid two hours of sleep.
wait it's gonna be fantastic can't wait all right gang thank you it's that dog
new piece of the boy berg-lin-nomes got a new update oh that's also a good game
maybe some berg-lin-nomes be some berg-lin-nomes I like folks got a game
hopefully we get close you play in the game as well hmm well be here what do
you think of the new blackout event coming in July is gonna be oh what do
you think it's gonna be the talk of blackout of it I know I don't I haven't
anything about it all I know is the name blackout maybe
maybe I don't I don't know maybe they're switching up the the characters
adding like black people I don't know maybe I mean there's only I don't know
it could be anything guys I don't know all right all right see guys I'm gonna go
hit the button get on out of here so I can go get a jump shot of this burger and
this um and this resting time before the stream tonight I'm just gonna quick this
and somebody go ahead I've got the cursor over stop streaming I'm about to hit it
the stream is gonna go black it's gonna go dark it's just gonna be you and your
thoughts it's just gonna be you and your thoughts and I'm staring at a black
screen as soon as I hit this button I'm gonna go ahead and hit it right now so I
get a head start and getting my burger and my sleep that would to get in
preparation for the stream tonight are you guys I'm a hidden three I hit the
sub stream button number three two one have a good evening guys
but then you fall that know where you felt that oh my god you really did fall
that are you serious are you serious are you serious guys are we just did this
yesterday. We just did this yesterday. How were you bought it? Two days? You know, did
you not sleep on it? Did you not sleep on it? And think about your mistakes. Oh my goodness,
guys, I cannot believe that. All right, guys, you see, I gotta go. I gotta get a head start.
I gotta get a head start on the on the on the burger in the sleep time so that I can
go ahead and go ahead and get ready for this evening. I have a good evening guys. Have
a good evening. I'm gonna go ahead and hit the top three button. Have a good one. Have
Have a good night everybody, good evening guys,
we're going to head to the bottom.
Bruisey's time, Bruisey's time.
I actually gotta go guys, I actually,
I really do gotta go, I really do gotta go.
Have a good one guys, have a good one.
Oh my God, Jude died's back to back.
I cannot believe, fools, fools, fools.
I go, I go, I go, I go, fools, God of fools.
Oh my God, it's too easy, it's simply too easy.
It's simply too easy guys seriously. Come on. I did this yesterday
I just did it two seconds ago. How have you not learned? How are you still falling for this?
This is ridiculous. I cannot believe that guys. Okay. I just gotta go. I just gotta go
I really got for real guys. I really have to go. I gotta get my burger
I gotta get my sleep getting preparation have a good one guys have a good one have a good one
Good night everybody. Oh, good evening. Good evening. Have a good one. I'm gonna hit the button. See you guys. Oh
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