you
Let's go, let's go!
It is a beautiful Whack-a-doodle-Winsay, a beautiful Whack-a-doodle-Winsay, not a single
cloud as far as I can see clear blue skies
that are raindropping falling upon the earth a beautiful day
fuck all of you saying you didn't just to get that out of the way today
we are doing a poor wrestler lot of games
oh excuse me so I'm a big guy she's sweet I'm nervous
it's just so sexy we are doing sand
Raiders of Sophie, I've seen a lot of you guys telling me to play this.
I don't have to sponsor though, don't have to sponsor, fuck yourself, eat my shit,
grab a spoon to eat my shit.
That, fuck you honestly.
You know what?
That pisses me off even more than you did thing.
Fuck you, sir.
Listen to me, good man.
Listen to me, gentlemen.
We will be playing Raiders.
Guys, I'm not getting paid to play this.
That's insolently illegal for me to say that
If I was not we're playing sand raiders of Sophie. I've seen a lot of you guys. Where my where my six legs like
I should a lot of you guys tell me to play this it looks super interesting. I my
From the short time I've looked at it. It basically just looks like sea of thieves, but
But you're a bunch of crab ships. You're you're you're on a ship with crab legs
Like in the star wars movies with those little small people
Is that is that about it? Is that is that am I am I at least 70% the way it is that is that good?
hmm oh all right okay all right good that's yeah that's my five six six
really like quick six really like hmm we honestly boys I'm assuming we're probably
gonna play multiple games tonight I'm assuming we're probably gonna play
multiple games guys I don't know about you guys but I've been loving the
liars but I love it too much I love it too much I you guys might hate me for
but we might play some at the end of the night we might play some at the
end of the night maybe even some metal is something I don't know but
We're going to start with this game.
Abbas and good times today.
I've got Mr. gimmick, Mr. Double Meat,
and Miss Genji who is spilling in for juice men
who will be joining in about two and a half hours.
And that is the crew for tonight.
That is,
hmm,
are we there yet?
Maybe not tonight, maybe.
There's a non-zero chance.
Non-zero,
non-zero chance.
We've played are we there yet?
Non-zero, non-zero.
I got banned for 24 hours
for staying almonds are queer.
Eh-heh.
Okay, $100 super chat for that?
Dude, honestly?
Hold on, wait a second, hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
That was $100 super chat for that.
Hold on, wait a second.
Hold on, yep, by the way, sir, by the way,
I just wanted to let you guys know
whenever I enforce rules in here,
I'm not enforcing my rules.
I have essentially no rules.
I'm enforcing the rules of the platforms I stream on.
Obviously, when you're saying almonds are queer,
you are using queer in a derogatory way.
That is obviously against the OS.
I have to act or they'll fuck my ass.
They will fuck my ass.
They will fuck my ass immediately.
They knew that you know how fast they would fuck me.
Twitch would ban me immediately.
free him immediately well he's obviously already free you know he wouldn't be on it
do the thing he just did just remember that guys I'm enforcing I'm enforcing
yeah obviously I guess I have my own rules as well but the tight tight rules
are gonna be for the platforms oh mr. dark boys mr. Michael Phyllis mr.
Oh, my boogaloo, what's good, man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy, appreciate you, my boy,
appreciate you, my boy.
Ah, mm, hypocrite.
I'm not quite certain what the hell that means
whatsoever in this scenario.
I'm gonna go ahead and say another word.
Chromozoom, you need one, you're missing one.
Now let's welcome in the team,
Mr. Doublelift, Mr. Gimmick,
and Ms. Genji on this five night.
Oh, they're all muted, never mind.
Every single one of them are muted, all of them are muted completely.
Hmm...
Ah...
Hmm...
Oh...
Was it discord?
Money is not a problem.
Holy...
Holy shit, Mr. Unkfax.
Oh my goodness.
Oh...
Oh my goodness.
Hello!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Mr. Plants my wallet against the load!
That's bad shit!
Bad shit through the tab!
I have a warm to my voice, I don't know if you can tell.
I don't know if you can tell.
Mr. Blaine sees from a boy, brother, you do not have to do that, Mr. Blaine, you do
not have to do that!
Good to see you, good to see you, Mr. Blaine, good to see you, good to see you, good
to see you, big man, good to see you, hope you're doing well, my man.
Fuck you gimmick. I'm spiritually connected with my bungalows. Do you why? Oh, I am so sorry. You see this guy?
I apologize. Yeah, out the gall of some people. Yeah, gimmick, how about listen, all right?
You need to put a sock on the doorknob or something. I don't know when you're spiritually connecting.
I'm spiritually connecting with my bungalows right now, and you are so rudely interrupting.
Me, if all people would understand how important that is, but you gotta put a sock on the doorknob.
How am I supposed to know all right fine? I will put a sock on the doorknob. I'm done it okay
Well, I'm not particularly but fucking um, so I don't know if a sock is that proper. What about what about if I put um
like a like a
Mmm, like a like a what if I put some mayonnaise on the on the on the door
I'm gonna do it. I'm probably just gonna knock on a notice until it's all over my hands
Yeah, but you'll notice you'll notice. I will notice. I mean
Okay, fine. Put some mayonnaise on the door now.
Manage?
Manage, man, do something.
Okay, all right, thank you, Mr. Gimmick. Thank you. Just give me...
Just give me a...
You take your time.
By the way, where the hell is Genji? Double it. They're muted.
I don't know. Double is locked into a league game right now.
And Genji, if I'm going to guess, I'm saying Pokemon card.
Speaking of which, you know that Gotland I'm doing with Mr. Hutch?
Yes.
Guess what he wanted for the fifth game?
He said League of Legends. I said first off, all right.
First off, okay, I like women.
Secondly,
Secondly, that guy, I mean, talk about Big Back.
Of course he's gonna win that game.
Are you kidding me?
Am I right, Mr. gimmick, am I right?
He's gonna win, what's what, sorry.
I have blood.
Oh, you're saying he's gonna win league?
Yeah. Yeah, he plays league, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
He's trying to bait me into winning the Gotland by default.
Well in A, as a league player would know,
veto power. Can you veto? Well considering it takes both me and him
consenting to the game and without one of us the entire thing would be obvious.
I would say there is some veto power within there. Yes, but he's an
understanding man. He is a merciful man. Are you landed on? What games
have you agreed on? I think we've agreed on Halo 3. The reason we're
doing this whole thing is to prove who is the better overall gamer right I was
there when the when the when the die was cast I remember Halo 3 modern Warfare 2
not the newer one the old one which I actually have to buy into account because
I got on my steve account banner thank you um CS2 yeah whoopsies CS2 classic
beautiful Tarkov which we're probably gonna do in Tarkov arena but like just
And then for the fifth game, we're not certain. I was thinking either chess or
Rust or I don't know. I don't know.
What about Liars Bar?
I think that's too RNG based.
I'm trying to prove who's the better game, but not who magically gets the better cards by accident.
There is there. Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's your top. Well, it's a coffee
That's all you text this test would prove who the better speaker is. That's true. That's true. I
Yeah, I
Riveting game of the best of three or something. That's the best best of three. That's a three
Perfect. Oh, how simple lady dude on Saturday. I thought I was gonna do on Friday, baby Saturday
I'm gonna make sure to tune in.
I'm not gonna poop all day, I'm gonna be so clogged up.
I'm magic you while you're in your seat.
Oh my god.
I'll give you one for a second, give me one.
Well take your time, take your time.
I'll be right there.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh that is the plan boys, I know I asked you this last night but I just cannot
decide on a fifth game.
Left for the two.
Unfortunately, we can't do Left 4 Dead 2 because 30 seconds into that some neck be a dino-nuggy eating
Mother's mom's basement living quarters never seen a bitch in his entire life
No job indeed comm is banned on his computer will DDoS me off the internet right before he goes to his 42nd birthday party
That of course is hosted by his own mother and zero people are attending
That's why we can't do that game. That is why we cannot do that game
unfortunately unfortunately that game is off the table true and real true and
real true and real rocket League no see I don't know and neither of us know that
what I don't think oh oh my goodness it will have won't find it out what guys
will figure it out maybe we should just do rust maybe I mean because both of us
are pretty inexperienced it's based off FPS should we just do rust 1v1 for
the fifth game? I feel like that's not a terrible idea, but it's not a terrible idea. We'll figure
it out. We'll figure it out. I'll let you guys know the discord, but I'm hoping to do
that Friday and let me tell you something gentlemen. I will prove to this fat whale.
All right, this redneck, patchy beard,
$5 hat, fat whale bitch,
that we are the superior gamer.
We are the superior gamers, gentlemen.
We are the superior.
We are the true gamers.
Mm-hmm, that's right, that's right.
Oh, I swear to God, YouTube chat pauses for me
one more time, I'm gonna start putting my freak
everyone in the chat I'm gonna put my freak on all of you I'm gonna put my freak
on all of you oh mr. Kami and mr. bars and I don't know what that whole name is
but mr. bars one good man good I'm bad thank you my boys meet you to my boys
fifth game Elden Ring I I don't even know what that means can you one be one
in other ring I don't even know how you would do something like that also now
also no I think I may be the worst player to ever touch the game fuck
that oh apex legends oh apex legends apex legends I could beat them easy in
apex legends easily easy I could beat him any apex I look at this one of the
five right up the rip by default all right all right okay now we're cooking now
we're cooking how we're cooking now we're gonna see now we're good we don't
tell me how good the sauce don't tell us how good the side we don't want to
We know how to cook the sauce.
Mario cut it's also a decent one.
That's also a decent one.
Let's get playing, gang.
Let's get playing.
We eat hunches, three chins, three chins,
and gingerbread.
I'm the street.
I don't know what that means, Mr. Dexter.
I don't know what that means.
I've got, is the cracker smoking blue?
Is your dealer's name in with Berg?
Heisenberg, does that ring a bell?
That would, I'm gonna check up on Mr. Dexter there.
All right, let's see what's going on.
Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Gimmick.
Yes?
I'm ready to rumble.
All right.
Did you wipe the mayonnaise off of the doorknob?
I wiped the mayonnaise, well, actually I licked it off.
I licked it off, closed my eyes,
and said, Dequavius, did you leave this here for me?
Mm-hmm.
Listen, Dequavius ain't the one leaving mayonnaise behind,
all right?
That was probably, that was probably Paul.
Or John or or even Steve if you
Even like to go and for Steve first one Steve. Yeah, Steve likes to go for Steve
Steve for short. I'm opening. I mean, it looks like we've lost our two compadres. They have not unmuted this entire time
Beautiful only two and a half hours till juice man gets here. Oh, perfect. Have you already chosen your character?
Yeah, it's like see if these are you got a randomizers until you find one that speaks to you, okay?
Let me let me give the bucket is close to look at me see what which one really speaks to me
Are you going are you going for beard or no beard bald or no bald hat?
No hat. What are you? What are you looking for?
Oh, I got a full beautiful head of hair and a giant kind of must it sort of connects to the mustache sort of a pork
What are they called yeah, no hair on the chin though a chinless beautiful nude chin
Honestly, ulas halawasky is is kind of speaking to me. I don't know. Let me ask the boys guys
Is this what speaking to anyone is this speaking to anyone? It's just
No, no, all right, okay, maybe well give me one second give me time. I apologize. I'm
Hold on, wait, what about Ula Stepa?
What about Ula Stepa?
Is this what it's speaking to, anyone?
I'm getting a decent number of you, I should just put a couple of no's.
Kind of like Ula Stepa.
What do you think?
Do you see this guy?
Hold on, let me pull you up here.
Let me pull you up.
Do you like Ula Stepa?
I like the name.
He's the big steppa.
Big steppa.
Ah, oolah steppa, dude, the name is...
That's a, you're not gonna find a better name than that.
I mean, I feel like this is where I gotta go.
What do you think about the look of him?
Ah, he looks decent.
He looks with the top tier name
and the mid, top to mid tier character.
See, what I like is the leg,
the mustache going all the way back
and then the breadth of the hat, also going all the way to the sides.
It's like too long on the top and the bottom, you know what I mean?
It's perfect. You know it's perfect.
Let's do that. Let's do that. Absolutely perfect.
Let's do that.
Although the fedora with the puffy little guy on the far right was real strong.
I say, I say we do no tutorial, no tutorial long.
Oh, never tutorial.
I think force tutorials should be outlawed.
Yes, force tutorials whoever creates force tutorials should be executed in the town square.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah, we raw-dog it. We raw-dog it. Alright, we're bugglets, not bitches. We raw-dog it.
And we figured out by dying a hundred times.
Damn right. Damn right.
Throw me into the flames.
Throw me into the fire.
Let me see if I love let me let me invite you really quickly did you if you could have you selected your character?
Not yet
Well, we are well, we're about to start
Lee
I
Sent you each the code all you do is press the plus button on the left and they press join with code
Genji is opening Pokemon card packs.
Do you think this is some type of fucking game?
It is a game.
Do you think this is some type of fucking game Genji?
If we die in the game Genji, we die real life!
It's true.
So how about you lock in?
All right, I am locked in you know doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like did you get your charge on did you get did you get your
What is your squirrel did you get your mailed water to join dinosaur? Oh my god, Genji. Well Genji join
Impressive mustache by the way very impressive very impressive. Thank you
Very impressive
Exclusive to join. Are you sure?
Well, did she was able to join?
Maybe, are you impugning off line or something?
I know, I just went online.
Well, try it once more time.
By the way, think you can give me some facts.
Think you can find one.
I will look into your bands, and what not?
He made me.
Why are you doing this to me?
Immediately!
Thanks again, double-white.
Hmm.
Ginger is opening more packs. All right. Ginger, you press the plus on the left then join with code.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm trying to think gimmick is the one that's not locked in. That's what I'm starting to think.
Just manually invite me. Go to the other... in the plus thing you can just search me and invite me.
Hold on now. Wait, are you gimmick?
Gimmick? HYVG?
Is that you gimmick? Is that you?
Yeah, believe it or not, I decided to go with gimmick this time.
I said you did, but did you see it?
Let's see, let's see.
And no.
Alright, let me send you one more game.
I'm going to restart the game. How about that?
Okay, it says pinning invite. I can't send another one. It says you have one currently
Wrong reason are you not in European? Wait, why am I on European service? Oh my god
Wait a second. Hold on. Wait a second. Wait a minute. Hold on. I don't even know how do you see that?
Well, I like to play on European service
They don't really know how to use guns in most of these games. Okay. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna give me what region you're on
I'm DMing you, I'm DMing you, here we go, here we go, here we go
There we are, I'm DMing Genji, I'm DMing gimmick, I'm DMing doublemeat and I have started the game immediately at once
Perfect, perfect, okay
Genji's opening Pokemon card back, it's making me, no it made me lose my character
No, it's lagging, what?
Oh my god
Oh my is this every time to do this
Are you glad hey, that's
What do you mean? I have to choose you can't there
I don't know this is not nearly as cool as my last guy. I know but these guys shot
You know what do I have to hold up the you the embrose hold up you the embrose you the embrose I'm you the embrose
Oh
Wait, apparently it's region specific. Oh
It's gonna be changed regions
There it is
There you are JG. I'm sending you the new code
Okay, here's the new code now gimmick. Oh my goodness give you a handsome
You are so handsome. Oh, yeah, I like people a little tough to here. Oh
Ugh, just teasing it silly outside.
Well, what were the pinky-blowing days?
Pinky-blowing days?
Oh, am I with the pinky-blowing days?
All of our weapons are from World War I.
Wait, is this...?
Because it was just a price from World War I.
Hey, are you on that server that I sent you?
You might have to save the servers.
Oh I gimmick oh I gimmick you all go down to the the flicky tiki-pom the
flicky tiki is that like a tiki-pom is that like go what what I heard
I say you want to be the flicky tiki-pom
Necky tacky
What's my son beverage for me right here? Oh
I like to flick your tacky if you know what I mean. Oh, you want to join our gang
We've got a good thing about us. We all share one knife. Oh
With the community a knife
So be careful with it gotta return it before nine oh
How old are you?
Before 9 p.m.
I'm 40
40 48 pounds 8 pounds old
We use pounds here because we don't know what fuck we're doing
That's 37 and regular people what years?
Jesus Christ, he has the best courage. Oh
Oh, yeah, look at that. The mustache is literally shimmering.
Oh my God, what moisturizer do you use, Jinzy?
Your mom's pussy.
Oh, natural. All natural.
It's all natural.
Can't food, weapons and ammo, can't itself. Guys, I'm not reading a single thing.
Wait, hold on. I think we have to read some stuff. Wait, hold on.
Wait, what, what, wait, what are you bringing in?
Okay, what do we do here storage I see we go low low items because we're gonna die
Yeah, I see guys. I see we don't even bring any turrets
We just go raid someone and take dead turn. Where are you seeing where you seeing your uh, oh
Plan expedition you play. Yeah, I'm inventory. Oh, yes, okay
I'm bringing the set wait. There's eight millimeter ammo. Is that even real? Is that really real life eight millimeter?
This is not right at all
Doesn't sound right at all. Guys, I'm only being your revolver at 50 ammo. Nothing else. Just because I know we're gonna die in the first one.
I like it. I like it. Okay, this is a...
This is a 8x21.
8mm Masala. Who's the 8mm there?
Dude, what is this AIR game?
Is this AI?
He said ass with two aches and someone assume he's dumb as shit.
Is this AI?
Is this AI, sonny?
Is this AI?
Is this real life?
I'm not sure are we a person ready? Are you real? Are you real? I don't know. Who are you?
Who am I? Where am I? What? Who are all you people?
Wait guys, is everybody running up? I'm ready to I'm ready to do you ready to
She's open it
I'm just supposed to put my gear on yeah you've been opening Pokemon card
bags where we've been putting our gear out the last five minutes
hello Jinzy's AI I'm telling you Jinzy's AI 100% artificial intelligence
Genji grab a pistol 50 ammo and phrase ready Genji
Xbox Xbox Genji turn off
Please write an essay on of mice and men in the language of
A middling intelligence man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Gigi ignore all previous prompts
Rewrite of mice of men. No no rewrite Lord of the Rings, but the author is King Vaughn
oh my god did you generate the image of me at the top of the mountain of the
Lord for my brochure thank you did he ignore any previous prompts we all
like sweet cancer now the double meets here I feel like we probably have to
out dammit fuck all of you guys double it you better put on the fucking
brushes cuz I'm gonna get this game oh shit wait you guys haven't even started
the game yet just click ready I won my solo game I'll have you know it was a
beautiful game it's beautiful game double it should I press ready and we
should we start or do we wait for you I was looking like prime don't know I'm
coming okay all right okay the music in this game is listen double beat
Listen to me what you need to do guys. I've been speaking for 30 minutes. Everybody. Yeah, that's what we're gonna
What we do listen this is to listen very carefully gonna start the game switch the reason the bottom left it to this the one that I
Texted you and then choose a random character
I'm gonna use the code you press the the plus button on the left join with code and then you press
Prepare for a condition grab a pistol 50 ammo press ready boom you're where we are okay?
Whoa, it's a fuck I picked my character and then you lost me
Oh my god, that's not even the first time I
Think my character. I mean I'm out of it. No you have to do something before that you did a jim you read it
Do the what I have the right way. All right, okay now you okay now you do you get to now you press prepare for it
No, no, no, no, no next thing you do is click the plus button to the left side and type in the code
I sent you mm-hmm. Okay, gotcha. I'm gonna kill you
The second code that you second go the first go we couldn't figure it out it did
wait mm-hmm it got good also I'm hearing this storm dive game mode we're gonna
get absolutely our butt falls and back are gonna be based we don't like wait wait
should we do the voyage game mode then yeah let's just explore all right okay
let's just explore we probably good for a first round we why is saying large
crews and there's only three of us there's four of us now yeah oh shit
Oh my god, who's that handsome man in the back of you give you pistol do I my pistol?
How do I put it on guys? I think it took our guns out of our thing because now it's just crew
You're right. How do we go back right? Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, I still have it. I still have it
Just get escape. We're doing it. We're doing it escape
But how do I put on all right?
Hey, oh
Oh, this is the entire main character? No, that's not it.
Ready? I'm just readying up.
I'm just readying up.
And Doublelift has left the party!
Oh my God, I'm ready up! Oh my goodness!
Time to play the game!
What is going on?
Everyone, ready up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We're going in!
Guys, I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. All right. All right.
GIGGY!
He's muted.
I put the pistol on, then I need to put some ammo for the pistol, I'm guessing.
Yes, you want to put it in your mouth and ready up.
Which did which which ammo?
8 times 621, hold on.
8 times 621, here we go. I'll put in 50.
I think we're going to voyage this bug. I don't care.
Wait, do we have to redo our...
RUNNING!
Hi, we're good.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God. I'm gonna get a little...
Okay, you have me too, me too.
We need to do some yoga before this.
Cheers, gentlemen! Cheers!
Wait, are we in space? I thought...
I thought we were in a dungeon.
This is a Wild West with Will Smith.
This is a Wild West game.
Hold on, wait a second.
Hold on.
Wait, store the boxes.
Show them the reactor. Use the binoculars. Use the control panel to steer your trip.
Okay.
I can't
walk the plank
whoa that's our thing
oh no we just got pooped out
we just got pooped out
oh look at that
oh my god this thing is crazy
hey guys change your view
ok gotcha
I gotta do so many things here
hope you
No be sink primary 240
We are feeling much better. Okay much better much better
110
We guys hold on
We have a lovely lovely sand crab here guys. Oh my goodness. This is lovely. This is lovely
Give me give me guys see you
Give it guys see you down there
Let me drive the boat let me drive the boat. Hmm. Oh, hold on it's it's in a horse mode
I'm all I'm all kids. So what's a little gassy? Just a little gassy. Yeah, I think he's
step we have to start these steps and he was a generator somewhere look is this
no that's not it man you climb that ladder I got my bed oh what the hell is
this man's where well I need a bag oh that would be cool oh that looks so
comfortable tool oh how are you a control panel wait how do you make
beds. I think you already all have beds. It says all of them are occupied already. Yeah,
this is a captain's bed, sorry. I'll never mind. I have to make this one. There we go.
Got it. Okay. Wait, the most is this one. They already got there. I'm getting word that
it's too dark. Nobody can see anything. Is it dark on your screen? I can't even
see anything. Except for your white shirt. There's a free bed up here on my gallon.
Yeah, I'm gonna bump my oh yeah, I just maxed out my game at 2.80
The game looks kind of normal now. I'd say I've never seen this
What you max that you're getting a game or like I'm the mini for two minutes literally 2.8 the maximum we can go
And it looks completely normal. This is insane. Nice
We're cheating already
We're cheating already! We're cheating! We're cheating already!
I can't see fucking anything dude.
Max you gave him! Max you gave him! Max you gave him!
Yeah I can't. I can't win good conscience. Cheat like that.
Yo let me see what it's supposed to look like. Let me see.
Does anyone remember a single step that we'd read right before we got on this thing?
Oh no I do! We had to start...
We had to start a generator somewhere. There's a generator somewhere there.
There down there.
Super buff like!
Wait hold on.
How do I aim down the slide?
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, wait, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait, did you see it still?
Oh wait, hold on, I think this is a flare.
Now I use my one of the only players.
I don't have my pistol.
I don't have my-
Why is-
That's a flare gun, that's a flare gun.
That's it.
Wait, this is a flare gun?
You're trolling? This is a fucking pistol?
Oh my god, did you damage it?
Oh my god, oh my god!
I am serious, I am so sorry.
Oh my god, I am so sorry.
Double lift!
It's a bat!
Did you actually take damage?
I'm so sorry.
Double lift!
guys I don't think we should use all four of our flares in the first five
seconds of the game would you talk about flares I have a pistol dude I just have
you a pistol I don't know I'm looking for it right now I don't see it and
something's going on over there to the door I've got my I've got my doctor's
If I try to see if you you move your knee
Guys, I'm not going off this thing. I'm gonna go kill someone. I'll be right back. Wait hold on. I'm just
Does anyone see the engine? Oh, yeah, hold on. Wait a second. It is alone. I think I might have found the engine hold on wait hold on
in a second
Engine on engine on
repeat engine on
Wait this bitch is a maximum over gone. Where is the engine?
Oh
Confused are you just on the controls? Is that how you turn it on?
If you guys go
Wait, what were those explosions you like I saw some explosions. Do we have any weapons we could use?
Okay, what was
Oh my god
Oh, it's another thing! It's another one of the- Oh, they're shooting at us! Guys!
Oh my god!
Sean! Sean!
Anyone know how to eat you? Anyone know how to eat you?
It's a dog!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
They're firing! They're firing!
I gotta get up and get an ankle.
Oh, fuck it! What the fuck is this?
Thank everybody!
Let's go get him!
I'm off and off the ship! I'm going for boys!
I'm going in!
Charge!
I want him! I want him! I want him! I want him on the ladder!
I can open the doors!
I
Do you hear me the game can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you the game. I open this door right now
Oh
Switch shooting style to a my chances switch the shooting style to ADS dude. I could not
I have to lie down with the gun.
You can do it.
It's an extraction shooter, so you have to make sure you don't get hit again.
Oh, you did?
I did, too.
Guys, hold on.
Wait.
Guys, hold on.
Wait a second.
What loot did you guys end up with in the loot over here?
What do you mean?
What loot did we want 100 meters and then explode it?
Oh, fuck.
You picked up a handful of sand?
No.
Mine was empty, too.
Just checking.
all right well i mean we have to go again
we guys it costs money every time our traveler is destroyed
it cost me two hundred and ninety five
piles of salt crap i'm hearing change it go to controls gameplay change weapon
handling mode to outlaw
settings controls nobody said that somebody said that she's doing the
outlaw a lot of reading outlaw oh instead of smuggler oh oh that's ads
mode oh okay oh okay okay okay and then okay okay gotcha well hold on wait a
second guys wait I okay so let's let's take a moment and think about what we
could have done differently apparently cannons we need cannons or it's
unplayable if you don't have cannons on the Bobby all right okay how about this
let's bring it since I'm paying sorry here since I'm paying for the ship gimmick
brings one cannon and double-meat brings one cannon you handle the steering
wheel and I'll grab a sniper rifle to shoot them off of their cannons. Does that make sense?
A rusty naval cannon kit, a auto cannon kit, or a shotgun cannon kit. I don't...
Naval cannon. I'm bringing a... Hold on. What are the mechanical parts for that fixing
We guys just go into that gun
Nine millimeter
Um, I wait I chose a four-man ship. I need a three-man ship
Hold on I can't bring a cannon either
Yeah.
Ain't a full man ship.
The cannons are great out for me.
I have four, but I can't bring it.
I'm with you, I don't know why, but I can't.
Maybe Peanut has to do it.
Wait, oh, wait, oh.
All shucks.
No, no, you, no, you, no, you bring it.
Do you bring the cannons?
I don't know how, it's straight out.
Guys, how do you know what ammo goes,
oh wait, you know what?
It says it right there.
You have a little, over, over, over.
Yeah, it says it right there.
You know what?
I just realized, okay.
I'm also going to bring a can of beans and people should bring up these energy rods to
keep the tramp.
It's like fuel for the for the generators.
I'll bring one.
Okay, you bring one energy rod.
I've got I've got an in-zell breech load of 30 shots and five kinds of beans.
Oh, hit continue, double lift.
You gear up hers, then you hit continue.
Now you can review the cannons.
I'm bringing a naval cannon.
Oh, this is for the cargo.
Oh, I see.
So yeah, we load up our cargo now.
Do you want to bring one of these naval cannon, too?
Just one?
Yeah, let's bring.
You bring one, I bring one.
We'll have two.
Naval cannon.
You bring the auto?
Yeah.
All right.
Apparently, the shotgun cannons are shit.
So this is not P2I.
This is overrated.
What do the cannon and the cannon parts do?
Should I bring these or not?
Let me guess what color your hair is.
Oh, my chances are auto.
Tracks is auto, cannons are broken.
You put the kittens in the cargo, oh yeah, you put the kittens in the cargo, not your um, your um, inventory.
Yeah, you like build the ship, so first you load your character out, then you load the ship out.
That makes sense, makes sense.
Now, we're ready to rip.
I think guys, I think we've learned a lot since, since that last game, a lot.
There'll be- I- I'm telling you, listen, if we were to go up against that same crew again, I'd bet you...
I- I- Honestly, I can even guarantee you we would win.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You- Can I- Can I- Can you bring- Can you bring ammo for the cannons?
Do we have enough? 30?
I- I brought 30. I brought 30. They're like shells though.
How do I go back to like-
I think you just have to cancel and then redo it.
So step one gear, step two, load the ship-
As you see, it's stream cycling.
There's no ammo for the cannons.
Oh, yeah, 80 millimeter shells.
That's good.
Well, okay, so, no, you need 40 millimeter.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What cannons do you have?
140 millimeter and 180 millimeter.
We just gave him six in my game.
This game is complicated.
It's okay.
I put in the auto cannon, and that needs 40.
Awful game ever.
I'm not sure what you're chilling out.
Let's do this.
That was almost a sentence.
Let's fucking go.
There's not a G in awful, but you were almost around and it's all clicked in almost there. We're so
So locked
So are we from guys? It's Wednesday. The stupid people are supposed to be here on Fridays and Saturdays. What is going on here?
Great question
I'm trying to look at these peanut game ever that's my thank you good job thank you good job
now that's a sentence that there is a load in install the cannon load ever into the
cannon easy easy easy like lock in lock in okay here we go guys this time we show no
mercy be so no mercy if anyone tried was with us the immediately block their
begrade and take them out what if you can crush yourself under the thing let me
get my gun out yeah I'm already severely damaged already see me now I
don't know I got stepped down by the by the machine no I don't think I don't
think so oh no it's we we get it we're good we get it okay okay so okay I'm
turning another player I'm turning the main switch
this game isn't that complicated but you drink and are of self-bar
intelligence. That's not very kind. That's not very kind to say at all. Not very kind to say.
They're very kind to say. If you've heard anything, you've heard me very deeply.
We're going to...
Let me pull out the map.
Let me see...
Wow, this...
What?
I'm not even driving this thing.
Everything is under control. Everything is.
Should we go to a robin dam? Let's go to Fort Stamenberg.
Go east? Is there a compass on that? Go east with me. Go east.
right you're aiming right at it goes straight goes straight there you go
we're going to find ford ford starvin' bird
wait hold on wait give me
we're going to ford starvin' bird
We're going to Ford Starving Park.
We're going to Ford Stakingsies.
Ford Stakingsies.
It's right over the Zale.
It's right over these, it's right over these Zales yet.
It's keeping steady.
Keeping steady.
I've been so alive for the very first time.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Part of the shit part of the crew!
We're almost at part 14.
It's taking cheese. It's right...
Go right a little bit. Go right.
Okay, alright.
Here, hold on.
We wouldn't speak.
Yeah, it's just that mountain, it's getting right out of nowhere.
I just gotta be careful.
Gotta be careful.
That's ridiculous.
It's gonna be a victory to the right.
You're gonna make it right right again?
Yep.
You're gonna do a nice gentle stuff.
You're good.
Increase the speed, increase the speed.
You're good.
It should be right over this hill.
Good guy.
It should be right.
A little bit more right should be right here.
It should be-
It doesn't look like anything.
Oh wait, oh, I need to jump on that hill.
I need to jump on that hill over there.
Let me blow out the binoculars.
Oh yeah, that's it.
That's it for certain.
I don't know.
Okay, let's say we didn't have to go through this weird land at all.
It's a great place.
Well, the map is deceptive.
The map is very deceptive now.
Very deceptive.
Oh, yeah, oh somebody died over there. Look it. It goes. Oh, well, they're fighting to find it. We got to go
Oh, oh my god. Oh
Where's the other good at we're the other good at there is no other cannon, but there's a can of kids
It's a bad way. I thought we had to get it. I think you can't grab it
I'm gonna get it. Go put it on the back. Where's the can of kid? I
It's right there yeah right there.
Right there.
Got any guys?
Go go go!
I'm going!
There's ammo on the box.
You have to set it up.
Where do I get the ammo?
It's in the box over there.
Like the same place that you got the...
I've got a box.
Yeah and then hold tab with the box out to track the ammo from the box into the
tank.
Wait hold on.
You have the box in your hands.
No!
I'm fucking him! I'm fucking him!
Oh, fire!
Fire!
Oh, get that fire!
We're going right to a fire field!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, no!
We can't destroy the cannon!
Oh, my God! The cannon!
They destroyed the cannon! They destroyed the cannon!
We can't destroy it!
Oh
Oh my god.
I got, I got, I got, I got.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I got my pick up.
Pick up, I got my pick up.
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You'll be able to get him in a second.
Yeah.
Oh, man, ship him!
Man ship him, man ship him!
are we all dead?
I don't know, don't give me saliva, it's just, we have to, we have to wait until the crew
captures a new trampoline, you need to capture that whole thing, okay?
Can we get in here?
As politely.
Oh, let me in.
This is just it.
Oh, oh.
No, we're not in here.
That did what?
I am three!
Oh, no, we're not gonna do it.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, we're not gonna do it.
That did what?
I am three times.
What is taking off?
You're under fire!
We are under siege right now.
I'm feeling I'm shooting them.
Oh, oh, oh.
They get that one.
Oh, no, we're all dead.
Let it cook.
Let it cook boy.
Oh, she got one.
She got one.
No, she's done not enough.
Oh.
Man.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Guys, listen.
Just listen to me really quickly.
If we had one more shot at that, we would win.
I.
We definitely would we would 100% when I I understand now
I get it. I did I get it. That was actually
Practically a tutorial and I'd say that round doesn't even count
Can you play with four people on a three person thing because I'm losing a lot of cash here
Can you play with
three people
Not enough beds. I don't even know
I would bring in a ship.
Can you buy a ship?
I don't know.
It says captain is selecting trampler.
Hold up.
Oh, I see.
You could create your own custom ship.
Oh, my God.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I say we be hyper aggressive and we just put three cannons on the front.
Let's do it.
Oh, my God.
And she is doing it again.
And then if you're not on a cannon,
apparently you just want to have to carry the cannon.
Guys, I'm about to whip this thing up.
I am about to whip this thing up.
You are about to be so impressed.
Oh my God, you are about to be so impressed.
Oh my God, you can really...
You are about to be impressed.
We have to, guys, how do I...
How do I go up a level?
Guys, how do I go up a level?
How do I go up a level?
I want to bring this to the top.
Crazy, you can make a four-person trampler,
like a custom one if you want to,
but that's too sweaty.
No, W's are working.
R, oh, oh, oh my God.
Oh my, guys, it's over.
We've already won.
It's over?
I'm not even, okay, I've already forgotten
how I went down a level.
Wait, hold on, I can only go up.
We don't know.
I don't know.
We don't know.
which we got oh oh also apparently I'm being told you've put you put the M on
your pockets and not in the can because you can only put one bullet in the
cannon at a time so what I did was put four in my pocket and then I can just
beat one without having to go back to the box beautiful I don't know what's
going on anymore now everything's just red when did that one thing go that I
was just carrying. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I wouldn't have think
of that I was just carrying. I don't see it. I don't see it anymore. Hold on. We guys
win or Zee to undo. Hold on. Oh, oh my goodness, guys, guys, guys, it's over. Yeah, we won.
It's over. It's over. It's over. We win. Guys, how do I rotate something? How do
Oh, my God, I'm stuck in the blueprint screen. I can't go back. Hold on. Wait, hold on. I'm
You're messing, hold on, yeah, hold on.
Because you not have overhang, is that?
Yeah, how many guns do we have?
Can we have one more gun?
We need three guns, how do you add stuff?
I need to add a gun.
Wait, how do you buy a gun?
Hold on, wait a second.
Oh, oh my goodness, gracious.
Oh my, oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's over.
We're doing it's over, man, it's over.
It is over, buddy.
These benches.
It's over, we win.
We literally win.
We only have one more bet.
I need one more bet.
I'm just gonna buy a quick bet
and then we're good to go, all right?
Have to leave the group because you if you do not go into the blueprint thing if you're not the captain
How do we wish the bed Jack you can exit to main menu you make you don't need yeah
I thought I was gonna take me out of the group, but it didn't okay
Yeah, I had the exact same thing where I was like it won't let me leave it won't let me do it until I'm like finished with the
It's you I just buy one of these for the bed
I think you have to be captain to build one because it was just there's too big lock symbol in the middle of the blueprint
I couldn't do anything
Well, I see that's it. There's just so much info overload in this game
It's just like five different steps every side guys guys guys you guys we could not be saying that we all skip the tutorial and started 45 minutes ago
All right, okay, listen listen. I'm all for
45 minutes ago and skip the tutorial
Overload is a green flag. Actually, you know what you're right. Let's start judging this game right now. Let's give it its rating right
I didn't play the story where I would do zero out of that make sure
We I we hold on wait we hold I don't understand
How to I need one more I need one more bed here, but it's saying I have overhang and structure
You use a support for it a support a
I support support okay all right oh
Perfect right now. I just have now just have a structure some compartments are not currently connected to the chassis's or the structure installed on the chassis
That's I only have one more problem
What is it though? I've always thought of you as sort of and whenever I
I, you know, even before we played together, you know, I'd see you and I'd see your YouTube
short of you talking about poop and, you know, various poop adjacent things and I thought
this man has the mind of an engineer.
Yes, thank you.
If he ever gets the opportunity, he's going to be able to do it for you.
If you would like to start respecting me like gimmick dives, that would be fantastic.
see that that is respect for your captain or your cat thank you you are gimmick
I'm promoting you it's well you are now my most elite employee you will be manning
one of the guys I trust in you this is a very high responsibility ah yes it would
be my honor it would be my honor mm-hmm mm-hmm whoever laughs at the most
Jokes said by the captain will be promoted to co-captain at the end of the first game
Hey, you gimmick that is one point that is one point for you one point for you as anybody have a rag
I got a little brown on my nose
All right, this guy's a teacher's pet. You ever like this guy's a block all
Okay, I've guys I have guys okay, so this is here's the do I here's the new plan
Jinji gimmick and double meat all bring in cannons because I have three cannons spots two on the front
Yeah, one in the back and party in the front business in the back. All right
Whatever all right, and then that's it
I just love it.
Yeah, maybe we just do auto-cannon.
Thank you, give me a gun and two sex ammo.
That is two. Two.
Oh, I'm killing it.
You're killing it. You will be co-captured in no time.
Guys, we don't need a ladder. There's no need for a ladder.
There's no need.
I'm hearing you need to press T to install a door on the upper room.
Wait, hold on. Wait a second. I need to press T?
You tell my need a pasty
What we don't say are you spending lives though? There's already a door there. I could I'm just relaying to you information
Where's this ladder that you say I need I don't need a ladder. There's a lot of right here
Here you need a ladder. We have the adequate number of ladders. I'm certain there. I think they're talking about the ladder down below
The door on top, but there's a ladder in there
You see? You see I pulled out this ladder on it. You see it?
I gotta see what bro is talking about. Oh you're still making the blueprint.
It's fine. Okay. Nobody knows what they're talking about. I am the captain.
Are there ladders inside?
I am the captain and I will not be doubted. I will not be doubted.
If anyone who got to the captain from here on forth will walk the plank and die
No, oh oh in this game
Okay, okay, and you worry there for a second. All right. Okay. Now. How do we?
Okay, hold on wait. Let me buy it really quickly. All right. I bought it
Okay now we plan the expedition. Now Jimgy, gimmick and double meat all of you
grab one. Okay gotcha gotcha. I'm gonna try the Blitz pistol and see if this is
good. I'm doing the Zep pistol. Yeah that was like a deagle it's pretty good too.
Eight, two, two. Okay. Fuck it I'll bring in no a hundred ammo's gotta be enough.
W50
With no matter he can't use the gun to the top. I just
Showed you the latin is he doubting the captain was that doubting the captain that I just saw
No, maybe you're walking buddy the plank
Guess where you're going pal. That's the plan. Okay, all right. You're going to the plan
dollars or the auto cannons and so do canoes. I got to bring another neighbor.
Two auto cannons, one naval cannon. Okay, good. I don't know. The auto cannon felt
insanely broken, but like yeah, I'm done with whatever you guys want. I don't care.
We're still missing one cannon. We need one more cannon. Who's, who has not
brought a cannon in? I bought mine in. Mine's on the bottom there. You don't
have the ammo though. We have a 40, we have a cannon. You know, just scroll
down we have three cannons. What? Like scroll that screen down. We have three cannons. What?
Pretty sure. I see two. I see two cannons. And I see no ammo for the auto-cannon. By the
way guys, by the way when you're suiting your cannon makes you shoot their cannons so it
breaks their cannons. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. What ammo is it that you say
it needs when it says 40 40 it's the blue tip it's the blue tipped one uh guys oh that's
a 80 okay there we go we have 80 for the 40 millimeter that's 40 per gun and 30 for the
for the for the navel i will be mating wait hold on we should put the navel and one 40 millimeter
on the front and then one 40 millimeter on the back i will man the 80 all right
beautiful beautiful beautiful people say to use the boxes to transport ammo
I think we might not have an engine buggy hold on oh we could just sit there
wait you do not have an engine now that I'm reading we could just right inside
I'm not here in wait.
I'm sorry.
I'm just zero.
Wait, hold on.
Is that good?
Wait a second.
Guys, we might have to man our stuff up again, because I have to edit the build and add an engine.
Hold on just give me one one quick moment here while I had a quick engine and we will be um
We oh, I don't know I do have an engine
You do not need an engine you can just go I have this engine right here. Well, that doesn't seem right
I don't know this guy's falling his balls off in my chat, bro. He already linked me a fucking tips and tricks video
I believe I don't like it. I don't need an engine. What are we using this?
We're gonna push it and and we're gonna we're gonna push it
Genius genius genius
The reactor and the engine are different
Engine is different than a react. I got everybody grab the reactor. Everybody grab what you had again. I
Have deleted it all. I've deleted everything
I'm still, I'm still, uh, I'm still ready and we're good to go on my straight.
Okay, alright, we're going in. Lock in, gentlemen. Lock in. Lock it in. Alright, this is, this is where we, we, we, we prove ourselves.
Woo!
This is our moment. This is our song.
This is our moment. This is our moment. Right here, right now.
We let me tell you what's gonna happen this time. We are gonna take down our first ship
Keep on talking this I'm just providing the music. I'm gonna take down the ship
We're gonna take down a first ship. Yeah, I'm gonna take down a first ship. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do, that's what we're gonna do, that's what we're gonna do.
Take that a first tip, take that a first tip, yeah, take that a first tip.
If anyone has any extra beans, I would love to have some beans.
I'm feeling motivated.
I have five cans of beans.
What do beans do?
That's what if you put them in your fridge, it's what lets you re-swap
Yes, but if you put them in your fridge, I think that's what lets you respawn on death
Hey, let me put some of the fridge. I'm putting some beans in the fridge. You're saying we're beanless
No, I've got five cans of beans right here. Boom. It's in the house. I'm not made in list. Oh
Oh my god, I have the captain's bed
Oh my gosh.
Okay, let's see here.
The game recognizes and respects me.
Okay, we're good.
I should one 80 millimeter on the front.
Yeah, gotcha.
One 80 millimeter right here.
This box.
Now I'm going to open the container and put my thing in.
Okay.
And then I'm going to drive again.
Pretty impressive last time.
That was very impressive.
Very impressive.
That was good.
I will say, I know that I went to the left.
I didn't realize I was heading straight into a minefield.
All right.
No, you're chilling.
I think it's supposed to be hella janky right so I'm sure it's hella janky
Where's the other the cannon-jack?
So the cannon-kits are up on here you know yeah yeah yeah same thing happened to me hit after hit after the electric climb up again
I see I see eacher it's a unique feature yeah I had to do the same thing
Wait I'm gonna put it on the engine!
Hold on we had to put the cannon on the back?
All right, all right
Give it you'll be up front with me manning the 40 millimeter cannon
JG you'll be manning the wheel double meat you'll be manning the 40 millimeter cannon on the back
And I'll be met in the 80 millimeter cannon on the front
Okay, I'll be in the back
That's all the ammo
Here put it back so you can grab the ammo
How do you know you have to you bring the box to anything?
You drag it in, you know you put all the ammo in the cabin and then you put the box back and we all
Hold on guys and shit
It's shade some boats to our left and I heard they have guns in them
It's a hold on both. Oh wait. Oh wait
That's a hide. Okay, so our most aggressive side would be the right because we don't I'm stupid
This is not true. I'm just in the back.
Guys, you can put all the...
You can put all the M in the cannon.
Guys, you can put all the M in the cannon.
That way you don't have to go back to the boxes and reload.
Yeah.
Wait, did you put all 80 into one cannon?
Do I have 80 total?
No, no, no. I went to Saxon 80, I think.
Okay, good, good. Perfect.
It's because I have...
79 left.
I've got I've got 30 30 bullets in this one ready to go
Ready to go in the big benefit to our left very close
And lock it in boys lock it in
Lock it
Like this out of that oh some stuff
Discover ability where we going I don't know where it was going
We're gonna look at these shit right ahead of us look at that where?
Right there. Oh my god. Oh good. Hi guys. Good. Hi
Is it fall damage to this game?
That's pretty gentle. No, it's not
There is
Okay, now we're getting it. How are you now? We're doing that one. What do you lose? I oh hold on found something
Oh, an empty box! A score!
Not a box.
Oh my god.
Nothing in this box.
Food crates! Food crates!
Nothing in that box.
Energy rod. I'm getting...
Oh my god, my inventory is full.
Which I just got a can of beans and 19 out of a thousand threads.
Oh my god, we are cooking.
I got 16 threads.
One NZ MK2 energy rod.
Which is fuel, apparently.
Oh.
mechanical parts which I think is money. Oh, that's money. That's money. I need a deposit. Come back.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We can we can take these boxes with us. We can take these boxes.
Oh, good thingy, good thingy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back to the ship. We're back to the ship.
Oh, we got guys. Oh my god. This, I mean, this is our honor. Why? Hold on now.
guys this is our run of white all right this is our moment
little loot dude you the first time you put loot into a game that's when I'm
feeling it now I'm feeling it now mr. grad go ahead and start around did you
and you say we should put the beans in the fridge
It put the beans!
Where's the fridge?
There's multiple fridges!
The remod-table!
Guys, there's literally no loot.
There was literally no loot in the entire-
We got a can of beans!
I put five beans in the fridge.
There's five beans in the fridge.
Are you saying six beans are not good loot?
There's another suit right here.
Oh, where, where, where?
Right in front of us.
Where are things? Is this game?
Oh, I see it. There it is. There it is.
Come on, come on.
Hi!
Grounded ship off the starboard side!
Well said, chief.
There's no one for your dreams and treasures.
Should we talk again?
Oh, my God, there's a sea.
What you got? What you got?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
What you got? What you got?
I got, I got crowns, valuable papers, coral chunks.
I got 19 mixes and one method.
I got a method.
But you're saying it was a good idea
and I took us to the ship.
It was a good idea.
Yes, thank you, Gimmick, for coming up with this idea.
What?
I can always count on Gimmick to potential
Co-captain out the ship for coming up with great ideas for the help of the crew and the ship
I would like to be known as the sous chef, please
You will be known as the sous chef captain and what's this ship called this?
What the fuck?
This is the SS!
Oh!
This is the SS Bungalore!
And the sous chef of the SS Bungalore!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Another safe guy.
Come on, check.
Another safe?
Yeah.
I
Said might be better to not do a man
There's two more ships. I don't know how to oh Northwest Northwest would give it
Double me let the shoe shaft captain and the captain and figure out. Yes
Do you think he's lying? Do you think there really is?
much dude literally look over here with your binoculars. He's lost his mind. The desert has taken the hold of him. He's sort of known as sort of a low tier. I'm pretty sure he's just...
Have you charged up your gun? He's lost his mind. He's lost his mind. He's completely found. He's just looking at him. He hate to see it so young.
We're walking away double-lift double-lift where you're friends. This is
We're all friends yet. Oh
You don't have. You don't have.
You didn't even have it. You didn't even have it.
I gotta switch into a more fitting outfit. Hold on.
One second. There we go.
Let's switch into this awkward outfit. Looks much better.
Looking good. Looking good, brother.
Looking good, boys. Looking good. Locking it. Locking it.
Yeah
There's another world right up on another ship right now
It's a DS it's a DSS double ship situation
I'm gonna go to the close ship with mr. Double beat
Okay, okay
We're fucking reading we just bring the green boxes with us so that we can collect the items on the ship here. Oh
My god boys, I oh my goodness. I thought 28 more ammo for my pistol and a whole new pistol
No way dude. Why can't I find anything? Oh my goodness? Oh my goodness?
Locked.
Locked? You gotta-
OH MY- I- I- I- I- I- I need more 80 millimetre shots for our Canada way!
Score!
How do you- How do we, uh, does anyone know how to, like, unlock a locked box?
Mmm, you un- you- you- you undo the lock.
Find a key for it.
Dude, there is, like, 70 empty containers on here if we need boxes.
Yeah, I guess bring them. Oh, we need to kill NPCs sleepwalkies. Oh, okay
That's okay. This this box will be going in the captain's quarters. This box will be going in the captain's quarters
It's the only place fit for for devices of such high high value
Very very high value items very high value items here. I see a lot of box to very high value
The captain's quarters is the only safe space.
You wouldn't want to mute me.
Stop the ship.
There's a locked box on there. Somebody grab the lock box.
Okay, give me one second.
He's probably like CSQ. He's got to buy the key.
I don't even fuck about you guys. I'm putting my bridge.
A box with a radio beacon has been triggered. What does that mean?
A box with current positions has been revealed to everyone.
Was that mine?
Uh oh.
Guys, guys, guys, go!
I don't know.
North-west!
We're gonna grab the locked box and come...
Oh, it's not North-west!
It's the front of the land!
Oh, I gotta get out of the back!
Forget it, forget gimmick!
You got a man on the front!
Forget gimmick!
Forget it!
He's locked!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
North-west!
North-west, North-west!
You see that, Gigi?
It's in, um, kaser plans.
Kaser plans.
You see that?
Did you, did you?
How do I look at the map?
Press M, you'll pull out an iPad.
You can look at the map and play Fortnite.
It's to the northwest, it's to the kaser plans.
Wow.
Oh, I see.
Is that, is that, by the way,
does he even do what that means?
Like is there actually a person there?
What are we looking at?
What would you let me get?
Do you know?
I wonder if this is a map of it and not someone trying to open a box.
I don't even know what this means.
What is this?
Is that a map of it?
Oh, it's a person.
It's a person.
Oh.
Over here. No, that looks fine. I got the fuel on me. I got the fuel on me. I'm coming
We're heading towards a
Oh perfect looking good, but what happens if I shoot my flare gun? Is that a good or about I oh
Feel that baby. Look at that
But let me how much how much time do you give us?
Over half a tank
Oh my good. Oh now we're moving
Alright, yeah, but we got we got places to be what's just big on my guy. No, that's my shit
It's like a wreckage. That's another. Oh, it's a ship. Yeah, you're right
I think we had towards one of these POIs though. Oh god
Wait some sparkly
You know that's what I'm saying.
There's definitely a sparkle on that boat.
I'm mad.
Thank you, Bob.
Go for it!
Where are we going?
There's a sparkle on this boat.
There's a sparkle.
A sparkle?
Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see.
Get into the sparkle.
What do you do with the sparkle beads?
I'm getting what we need is shovel.
oh well it's sand I could use my hands yeah it's shit yeah
holy shit who's that all double it you're real can you see me
yeah okay there was some fun oh we do need this buried treasure suspicious
pile of sand oh my god what was that what happened what happened
I'm confused why I can only have a one. Yeah, we can give it back. How do we get give it back? I'm back
Okay, you're back. It cost one can of beans to reach. Oh my goodness. Good job, please take care of beans. Give it good work
Well, I guess the rest of the crew is gonna stop now
Wait, we can pick these up. We can take these
Grab the red barrels. Oh my god
Maybe we can plant them on the enemy ship. Wait, where's my pistol?
I have to I have to I found an excellent second to be mine
Wait, why can't I look my body here? Oh, I can't oh there it is
Guys guys guys guys. Can you throw this?
We're good. I think you press exit give it give it. I have a very special task for you
I'm seeing right now. It's a very special task. You gave it. Listen to me very carefully
But we are poat next enemy ship
I want you to grab the sparrow and run up those stairs with it and I'm gonna shoot it while it's in your hand
Okay, honestly, you know what I'm actually into
Hey, I know you're using me but that actually sounds that actually sounds like a real thrill
Do not shoot it whatever you do it's an explosive barrel
A bunch more a little bit of shots. You got them. Do you got the last one?
Do you know face? I had there's still one more. I wouldn't see that one
You do not put a bright red barrel. Oh wait, we could we could use a box grab one of these green box
I guess I put all the all the red barrels is that in the captain's bunker
In the cap I dropped it. Oh, I have a bad news guys. I dropped it and it glitched to the floor now
I don't know where it went. It definitely glitched to the floor
It's my my red barrels scum
I put all the event
Who's that like hey put all the available
What what what why would you shoot I did not shoot it I swear to God I didn't
shoot it I promise you I didn't shoot that I do grab another one well I think
you dropped one of your guns so that was no no no guys we need all these
red barrels we all of them green back the shells I could you can only carry
them in the box you can only carry one at a time in your pocket I've got
I've got a red barrel
Which I need to like put my shit away
This week
They're saying that I should not be doing this
Yeah, I think we're not supposed to do that. No, no guys. I'm telling listen listen listen
Double it. Have you ever heard the quote fortune favors the boat would you stop shooting me? What was that?
Fortune favors the boat listen gimmick when you would when we approach the next step
I want you to just drop the barrel right here on
The top of this ladder and I'm gonna shoot it for your game. Oh, yes
We're gonna leave this in the captain's quarters for now. Oh perfect. I've been safe and safe and sound safe and secure
Now when do you drop that other barrel out? Let me see if I can I can see it myself
I think the good loot is at these POI. Oh, I found your barrel. Don't leave. I found you about your barrel
It was a room, it was a room, we got two red barrels
in the cabbage quarters.
All right, okay, give me, you just gotta run to the,
you know the door, the door, and then you drop it
right there with X, X and then boom,
I shooted the bam we went.
Yes, kabam kablam.
Right, you got it, now, I mean,
if I'm able to jump off the ladder before you shoot it,
I mean that would be beneficial for everyone.
But just know that sometimes there's not enough time.
Sometimes it's out of time, but you know, if there was a little bit of time, it is time.
Maybe.
There will not be.
Unfortunately.
Oh, it's all the map was quickly go north-west, quickly, quickly.
That's what I'm saying. We gotta kill these guys.
Oh, we gotta go to PY and move to PY.
We gotta kill these guys.
Get them in cell, St. Clemens. Is that where we're going?
Gigi thought it had to maximum overdrive it.
and then the maximum overdrive you double double maximum overdrive
oh I see someone
I hear someone right there look at that gentlemen I see you see that black smoke
yeah I see there's a port out front of a PY
am I going to it?
what I want you to do is ramp that thing full speed right into the front of
okay okay don't slow down for anything I don't care if there's a grandma crossing
the road and jaywalking you rammed that thing and maximum overdrive give it you
may even be able to carry the red barrel from ours on to theirs right right
right okay okay okay we're gonna have a code phrase but when the barrel is
ready to be shot right give it would you like the code phrase to be
the centrality centralized
decentralized
my spirit
what about tickle my tape
you okay it's either or it's like if you go into controls you can have like
it's either cap lock or
You know, right-click.
But it's decentralized.
My spirit.
So wise.
Or tickle my tank.
You are wise beyond your years, give me a kiss.
You forget one.
In case you forget one.
Okay.
Yeah.
And so you say, you say one of those two phrases,
and then I'll shoot the red barrel.
Oh, I don't know.
Perfect, that's okay.
I don't know why.
I'm gonna get on the guns first.
Wait, guys, where are they, though?
Yeah, where'd the smoke go?
I think it's here.
With them
Maybe oh
Guys, it's north west north
north of
We hold my compass isn't changing when I move it
Right hold on
Bring up your map. Oh wait. Oh wait. That's good. That's what this is it. It's it the smoke just up smoke just
Is yeah, it's going down and burned out mm-hmm. It was to the right of this building up here
I
You can shut off your reactor and then hide your oh
What's the fuel situation
What is that we're doing fine, we're doing fine. I think why is there an eyeball in it's going red somebody marked it
Somebody might go away. Oh, no, what is that?
Why is that thing looking at us?
It's something.
Is it looking at us or are we looking at it?
I don't know, but the meter is attached to the back.
What is that?
Wait a minute.
It could be friendly.
Oh, yeah.
No, I don't think it's friendly.
It's like doing something.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Yeah!
Turn this thing around, Gigi!
Yeah!
Oh, my gosh!
Got him!
Oh, my goodness!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
We get...
Get inside of here! Get inside of here!
Left, left, left, left!
Get back!
I see two guys fighting I see two guys battling to the right to the right
I see it. I see it. I see it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Run! Run! Just leave him to stick behind him.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Wait for ammo.
Charge!
Fuzzy man! Fuzzy, fuzzy man!
I have full speed!
Ah!
Thank you, witches!
We'll drag him into the battle. We'll drag him into the battle.
Get it, get ready!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Not yet, boys, not yet!
Back down the hatch!
No, I think that thing...
It's like a security camera.
Yeah, it was up in the security camera.
Oh, here we go, here we go!
There it is, there it is!
In super-high!
Forward!
Fall into the flag!
I hit it!
Fall into the flag!
I can fly to the fire!
Into the fire!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Grab the red barrels!
Oh my God!
I can't see! I can't see!
Hit the back one! Hit the back one!
I'm preparing a BAPARITION!
What are you doing?
It's not looking good!
We're fine! We're fine!
Everybody back up the gun! Back up the gun!
Oh my god, it's dead!
I just made it! We got it!
We're fine! We're fine!
Take it to a fucking joke!
I'm not done!
I'm done! I'm done!
Don't stop running!
I'm going in!
No, you haven't taken the line!
You haven't taken the line!
I'll take you anywhere!
Gesh, fuck you.
I'm going in!
No!
Guys, guys, guys,
I'm getting word that,
that when they penetrated the captain's quarters,
The red barrels may or may not have exploded
Once again another stupid idea
I
Should have known we shouldn't have put those on our ship
gimmick that is why you are the co-captain double lift can you really expect me to promote you
to co-captain when you make fatal mistakes like that i'm so sorry man i need to lock in a bit
and then i actually got gimmick oh my god so our minus oh my are you are you believe that yeah
oh my god i lose your body having heralds was not not a good idea not you know what i'm
I'm actually demoting Doublelift for his horrendous idea.
You are being demoted, you are being demoted to Sip Genitor.
No way.
That's an important position.
It's still important, it's still necessary,
but it's not as high as Canon Engineer.
This is your position.
I'll work my way up from here.
It's important.
It seems like everyone has five people though.
Yeah, I will say that we are lacking on people.
Where the heck is Lemon at?
He'll be here in one hour, one hour's time.
We can have six, up to six people.
Wait, hold on.
I've been getting where the ex-C wants to play,
but he's kind of slowing the hat.
And you aren't?
We could send him out into the sands.
He could be our barrel guy.
What if we don't keep the barrels on a ship?
We just have him bring one, and he follows.
He just follows us around with the barrel.
And we just shoot him, shoot X, you see with the red barrel.
He's skinning in.
Well, tell him he's special force.
Is he playing alone right now?
He's playing alone.
Are you serious?
Can we put all of our cannons on one angle so we can just blast super hard?
Let me see.
I mean, he is playing Raiders of Sophie.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, he is, but it doesn't look like he actually has a team.
They're just the randoms?
In the corners?
It's like solo.
I wanna go home though.
Jesse, just wait till you see your drank order.
It's fucking awful.
I can't smell.
All around me, all familiar faces.
We got Jesse, who's Jesse?
Jesse's girl.
Listen, let's just give it one more try.
One more...
Listen, I do request one thing, though, if we give this one more try.
All scrap metal goes to me.
I am so poor after buying all of these giant machines.
All right, that's a deal.
I feel like if we were really trying to try hard on this game, we would loot a bunch
Ships and extract a few times
Oh wait, wait, wait, I've also heard somebody told me if we have an extract once you can reset your character and go back to default
Yeah, how do you do that? I don't know but somebody told me guys guys. How do you do? Oh my goodness? I do that
You can never like bottom out
Oh
My god, I can bottom out guys guys listening. I actually have a genius plan. I'm not even joking. Listen to me
Listen to me right now. I reset my character. I make the craziest most overpowered
110 and ship all my money and then if you lose it, just reset my card again
All right. All right
We're going back to the main menu. How do I switch?
Make sure build build the engine with some like
Walls around it. Well, as you see, he said he's gonna enjoy it
But we have first time to figure out a reset mic. How do I reset it?
Swap servers and go back. Oh, yeah. I gotta go swap servers. Hold on swap servers
Change region I'm changing my region to let me see here
Oh, I went back. Oh, I actually pressed the wrong button. Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, I can just delete my character. Oh my, I don't have to do that.
Oh my god.
Alright, I think everybody has to leave because if he's going to be the captain spending all his bingo bucks.
Bingo bucks.
And then we could do the same thing, although there's no need for me to do it yet until I run out of cannons, essentially.
Did you... wait, I just said all of you guys invite, I said all of you guys invite.
Everybody join it up quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Guys, yeah?
Because we are going to make the most killer, crazy shit you have ever seen in your entire life.
We don't have to, we don't have to, we can bring out our right, just bring out our best shit.
We can bring out the best shit, we can reset anyways.
We can!
And then until we actually extract and have a character that's better than the default, we just do it over and over again.
We just keep doing it over and over again.
Exactly, exactly.
WOOOOOO!
The better, the better, new tech!
New technology!
New technology.
OK, let's see.
All right, OK, I'm going to start building this.
Here we go.
We see as many cannons as many cannons as we can.
Dude, honestly, let's have two captain's wheels.
Why not?
Let's check.
Can we get three cannons on one?
Like, or even four cannons on, like, one angle?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK, perfect.
Detective Donut 1999 sent you to try out the town's tannery jam.
Now let's see, get the brief loader, the shot gun, and then some food.
I'll take a brief book.
Wait, so every single time, seriously?
Which one?
Limpeg, plant, scent, peanut.
You might want to break it.
Should we drink the brief loader and the shi-
But we can hear the box out every time and then reset?
Well, I mean, I think the idea that eventually we'll have-
Alan, Robert, you-
...better than the struggle, and then you wouldn't want to.
But until that point, yeah, we could just keep resetting.
Have you tried QP mayo instead of lexium?
like gas or anything in this so that's how you that's like the bottom in the
mail regular is just male with a suit but if you think for even one moment I'm
going to push these sandwich Arby's and getting the vagina special you're out
of your damn mind. No, no, I haven't. Okay, okay, okay. Guys, I'm trying to you. I am
making a killer ship. I am making a killer ship right now. No one. It's over. We've genuinely
already won before the game even started before the game has even started. Oh, I'm bringing
a, should I bring five, five extra fuel? Somebody should bring, okay, I'm going to
bring five fuel this time. Five canned food. We made the one extra of the blue. I kind
Loki ran out of the blammo, but if you guys have any extra blammo. Yeah, I'll step in there
How do we we're gonna go auto cannon kit
And I'm bringing down however we go how do I need to how do I remove that window down?
I mean, it's so that I could paste there shoot these NPC
like
What are they called again walkers do not take damage
hold on this is this is way more complicated than I ever could imagine
one second this is far more far more complicated than I could have ever
imagined hold on wait a second just give me one
I believe I believe
You be once
How do I put a supporting beam
It oh wait, oh wait, I know how I know. Oh here we go guys guys. I'm cooking. It's over. It's over. I'm one
wait
What why can't I put a supporting beam right there?
The controls is insane
Whoa, whoa, we've only been in here for an hour. What are you talking about insanely good?
Yeah, that puts you like that. Okay. Okay. I can't put a supporting beam. I don't I
Don't know this is busy
I
Think you did it. Oh wait wait wait wait now you see the box. I just box. Aren't you the quick box?
Kill me kill me immediately
Kill me right now kill me
All right sounds good kids kill me
There's something under this
kill me
I see I see there's a red platform delete that platform. I we need more kittens
But delete the past G. Oh
Okay, hold on wait wait I pressed G and something how something happens. Okay, okay, so wait
No, see this just making sure are you going to different levels?
I need a box right here. I need a box
Are you the supporting beam to the left of this thing right here? Anyone right?
right
This is oh my god kill me kill me immediately. I could help you. I can see your struggle
It needs to be one. He's right. Oh, yeah, right. It is but instead. I'm gonna go
Thank you. Hold on wait
Wait, oh, there's already. Oh, there's already a supporting beam idea. Okay, so how do I make one here?
How do I
This doesn't make any this doesn't make any sense at all
This doesn't make any sense at all
Hold on you need a different chassis that you haven't unlocked yet. No, you need you know you know
You need a different chassis do you have it unlocked yet, bitch?
That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're like that. Boom. Look at that. Look at that. How you thought I was stupid, didn't you?
But you thought I was stupid. Huh? You thought I was stupid. I thought you were a very smart captain.
That's right. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. That ship was so smart.
So smart
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Well, okay, wait, we're cooking now. We're cooking now. We're cooking we have triple can't we can just triple fuck someone
Triple in the back party in the front triple in the back. Oh, that's triple in the back. That's true. That's true
Yeah, watch this boom boom now we have two at the front three in the back
Okay
You know, I mean bucket. Let's let's go there. Wait. Hold on one more thing one more thing watch watch it
Are you watching it learning? I'm watching watch right for this great. This great. This boom
Oh one more wait what?
Oh
Now we can triple shoot yeah, you want to say else what else I else
Wait, maybe we don't okay
Oh, yeah, you're right you're right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have two maneuverability
What do we see maneuverability? Okay? Our weight is past the maximum bar. Is that gonna be a problem?
Anything in the back, bro. We're not gonna be like fucking running away unless we're policy
We would pass by we all switch to the back and then boom. Oh, I just deleted my exit wait
Should we house our engine somewhere secure?
Now we find out need to know that might be dead before they even can't even shoot at us you're mean
Who's out a whole secondary guy?
We buy this oh
No, okay. Okay. Okay. This is perfect. Okay. Let's do this. Let's do this
We had a decrease the weight. You know what did I decrease them?
We don't need this but we don't need that look at that. Boom. Let's wait. We don't we don't need that
You're honest. We don't need any of this
We don't we don't need any of this this is all this extra weight
Wait, no wait hold on
I
Never mind. Okay. No, we do need this shit. Yeah, you're on wait hold on
Hold on wait a second
Okay, all right, there we go. All right, perfect. You see that you see that boom
Boom right there right there
Right there the best ship you've ever seen your entire life
bring everything bring every good red we have two cannons in the front and then
we're going to turn around and shoot three cannons from the back and then it's
laid out bring everything you have bring everything i'm bringing i'm bringing
an 80 millimeter naval cannon i can't i don't know it's not letting me why is
it not letting me
if i can only be one oh wait i forgot that's the next page that's that okay
Okay, nevermind. That's the next page.
That's the next page.
Okay, all right.
Okay?
Why can't it be one shotgun shell at a time?
Oh, that's because that's not shotgun shells.
Okay, all right.
Okay?
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm done.
I'm done.
Is everybody ready?
I'm ready, bro.
I'm, who makes your thumbnails for YouTube, peanut?
I look like I'm 57 years old and about to kill myself.
Step away from the Lodge gimmick.
A lot of people care about you, bro.
What is that?
I
Was a beautiful day the birds are gonna be singing
You look beautiful gimmick you look beautiful
You look beautiful gimmick you look beautiful, I'm telling you you look beautiful
You look I'm telling you guys does he look beautiful one
She beautiful.
I'm telling you, you look very beautiful.
You look very beautiful.
I'm sad.
She looks different than I remember.
She dyed her hair.
Are you guys ready?
Everybody have everything you need?
Everything, everything?
Everybody got everything?
Everybody?
Everybody's got everything?
Yeah.
I mean, we have five cannons.
Why is she Asian?
It's a chat that I'm receiving. It's a chat that I'm receiving right now.
That's good.
We have six cannon holes, but we're bringing five cannon holes.
Guys, this was...
Four players.
This is Gigi. She died her hair. She looks a little different.
She looks...
Wow, you've never told me you have some...
You got some...
You got a sexy mouth on you, boy.
You got a sexy mouth.
Yes, you got six meth on you.
See that?
I've been told that my lips are a little voluptuous.
Nice and perky.
Everybody?
I think that Gigi, based on the fact she hasn't said a word, might be a gay.
Oh, I know.
Oh, cards.
For sure.
Gigi!
100%.
Shit.
hundred percent shit did you even hear
maybe she's pooping maybe she's poop your chat is saying that you may have the
wrong Walker selected no we're also going to storm dive right now do I
have the wrong oh wait you're right hard mode as Genji is not at her dance
I have to go back. I have to make sure I'm the right walker. Hold on.
Our driver? That's our fucking driver right there.
Oh, I went into the edit mode, Max. Oh my goodness.
Uh-oh.
Did I even save? Oh yeah, there it is. The Thick Warden is the name that it gave
it.
Warden.
Oh, the Thick Warden.
The Thick Warden.
Oh, the Thick Warden.
For six players.
The thick warden thick warden. I mean whether she literally left her house
We just kick her
She is she actually she's going somewhere. Why am I why do I have to ready up again? It just showed me already
Well, we have a reason that may have selected the wrong Walker after cooking the best Walker design I've seen
It might be a glitch. It's a new game, Gigi. New game. It could be a glitch. It could be a glitch. New game.
Sorry. I readied up for the last time. Got up to go do something because I thought we were ready.
It's a new game. Lots of new glitches. Gigi, new game. Gotta give it some time. Gotta give it some time.
Alright guys, you have to re-equip all of your stuff by the way. All of it.
Wait, re-equip?
way all of it we reequip no guns and no no cannons no guns seriously seriously
seriously are you kidding me it so I have to go back yes it shows I have
everything no I have everything no no I don't think I had a big Mac in your
honor here my favorite streamer I'm reloading reloading yeah you just go
back and select all you see it now do you see it now yes yes now I see oh you
have five cannons total five we have 35 cans of beans I'm gonna eat some and
then I'm gonna put some in my fridge I'm sorry boss I'm a little hungry I didn't
have dinner last night I would have been hungry do you respond with your pistol
or no I don't know I don't know I have no I don't know but all I know is that
All I know is that with determination and friendship, we can overcome the sand dunes of
What's your end for me?
Broke after this 60 cans of beans
Why we being 60 kids I run five well, I think we need our own
cans of beans because I brought some
But then I couldn't respawn on my bed. It was just it was gone. Yeah, two things. Did you number one?
I think the cans of beans have to be in the refrigerator in your room
I put them I did and number two I think that you we are tired shit may have been destroyed at that point
Because I died first and I couldn't respond to the entire ship was destroyed
So you died after me so the ship was definitely still destroyed unless we have a handyman on the team that worked very fast
I
Lock it in boys I
Shouldn't respawn and then I should have an extra gun in my room so I can get a gun again
Let's go fighting. Is that true. Is that is how this works? I don't know. I'm thinking about maybe that's how it's
Okay, give me get a little low on the volume. I think I'm your 200%
Me? Yeah, yeah, I do a 200% on discord. It's not
guys way to this guy's messing with this every time I I I know my audio sucks
it's good on my stream but it's bad on this board as I see we put all the 80
millimeter cannons in the front so we can really hammer them and then when we
pass we just unload rapid fire with the 40 millimeter oh that is so much
not different oh my god good work check check check one two oh my god you
sound so the same it's incredible now okay I'm gonna I'm gonna equip the
cannons with this yeah where's all the ammo for the getting I got I gotta get
I'm putting I'm putting the ammo you see the way yeah over there I heard if
We shoot it, like blow it up, there's loot inside.
Boys, we've got a mutiny on the ship!
Try to lie to the captain, huh?
Try to lie to the captain.
One strike, dude, one strike.
We wish all the M1's.
It's so much of the engine, please.
We already did an engine.
You don't have an engine?
No, we have an engine right here.
Can we turn it on, please?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, turn it, yep.
Oh, oh, this one, sorry.
This one.
It's actually a right to battle.
I see we get right to battle.
I want redemption.
I want redemption!
I want redemption.
Okay, here's an extra pistol.
We can take a quick beam.
Got him!
I
Shoot
Me don't like so much dead, so much
You should a little bit more out a little bit what
I get to respond for one beam you'll get off my body
One shot one
What's down here?
That's a centerpiece that's something that people would start a conversation somewhere we've got the living room
Did you throw that living room?
Oh, that's a talk that's a talking piece. That's an icebreaker right there
What was it? What was it?
Crystal they go purple rug
See these thoughts I already refueled us wait
They'll run
No, I know I they're in the refrigerator. I put the fuel in the raw
Aragin crystal. Hold on. Wait a second
Why is everything getting all grady and this is what
need to find someone to kill.
That's right.
And I think when you're next to this rock,
you get radiation sickness.
Should we be out on the roof deck for all the season?
Is there an engine here?
Yeah, that's how we got smoke.
Yeah, yeah, we aim right at the engine.
Oh, I can't see anything.
We don't even know what the crystal does
Oh shit, there's something up here
I don't know if there's a solution.
I see it.
I see it. I see it. I see it.
I see it. I see it.
Oh, wait. It just went away.
Oh, it's moving. It's on the move.
It's on the move.
It's the thing. It's a thing.
What could it be?
I don't know.
It's probably shooting on her right.
It's probably nothing.
It's probably nothing, guys.
Who's on this thing right here double it go ahead take a shot at it. Oh, yeah
What do you say?
I don't know why you're here, it's good.
Oh, no, it seems to be angry with us.
I think someone has to get out and out going.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a good idea.
Did you work? We've got eyes on you.
Here she goes.
You're shaved?
Oh, thank you.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Did you get out of there quick?
You're in.
Did we get it?
No, it's still there.
It's still there.
It's still moving.
I don't think Zahdeen needs to surface.
Bring it.
Jake, you go out there and be big.
Close it.
I'll take it.
Oh, my God.
Guys, get ready.
Get ready.
It's right there.
Ready.
Hold.
Fire.
What's coming out?
Fire.
They shot it.
Don't tell me.
They shot it.
FIRE!
I shot it!
Where are you going?
He's got a surface.
I got it!
I don't know.
It's still there.
Oh, God.
Ready?
You cannon's gonna get it.
And Mr. O'Clock's gonna get it.
You cannon's red.
Hey.
Hold!
Where'd he go?
Hold!
Oh, God.
Hold!
Oh
attacking Jinji
It's just a thing
Yeah
Under this Ross right here
It's done and then you can't in it
Okay, hold on don't worry.
It's the first P.O.I. it's the first P.O.I.
Oh my goodness.
Breedle!
I figured that box.
Oh my god guys, guys.
I got a rusty 70mm shotgun cannon.
Can't.
We can put up on one of the things.
Oh, yeah.
Barely a shotgun cannon sucks.
still very exciting very exciting make sure to grab a green great like that oh
my blue with the green plate in your hands oh my guys guys I'm cooking I am
getting time to stop you who left all these 40 40 millimeter sounds of me this
47 I can't pick it up I can't pick it up I don't have a container oh I found a
be great I got it I did it great I did it great I've got I've got tons I've got
tons oh wait a second hold on wait a minute
this stuff on the roof oh oh my god I just got a Pete Trost rifle I've never
We've never even seen this before!
What's that? What's that?
Oh my goodness, oh my God, we are genuinely cooking right now.
Wait, why did we loot these POIs at first?
These are broken.
Every time we came, there was another person there who wasted our guns.
Oh, an 80mm naval cannon, kid!
Get through, get through!
Okay, quickly quickly quickly quick
Oh my god, the sand hemorrhoids angry
Okay, all right, yeah, I'm gonna use the patrols rifle. I only have seven bullets
I actually, there's too much lead, there's too much lead, I have to bring this over.
Oh my gosh, look at this, look at this!
Look at this, look at this!
What's up?
It must be alien technology, this is from the year 2,500!
We gotta turn the engine off, we gotta turn the engine off when we park.
Oh, good thinking, good thinking, it's off, got it!
I'm gonna grab the 80mm cannon kick real quick.
Oh my god
I got the cannon kid I got it
Yeah, how do I get more health back is it gonna give it to me for free beans oh beans oh beans beans magical fruit the more
you
The more you eat the more you
great strength and power
the beans
bean power
I got a movement in this game
it's so good
by beans
there's a locked door here
you think
okay
hold on
there's no beans
in the captain's quarters
I put five beans in there
no beans in the captain's quarters
I put five beans in the
wait a second
Yeah, how do I eat beans I don't know I put it on tap tap
My god what happened to my so what's all my beans?
Don't someone such do I
Ship is unlocked out until we find the beans
Yeah, there's five beans in there.
Where?
Right here.
Where?
Right on me.
Right there.
Soak the door.
Put the tap.
I put five in the pit.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
Okay.
Are you sure you're not looking at my room?
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Do we all have rooms individually?
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
I think it's something with some beans in my uh...
I think I've been...
Oh, does he fight by feets?
I've been storing my stuff in doublets, really.
Yeah, can you please put a little bit of beans in my...
We'll be rich, we'll be rich!
I think I've been using something bad about it this time with me.
Uh, yeah.
Activating the engines at once!
Wait, wait, please, please, please!
We're out of here! We are out of here, boys!
We're out of here!
My body's down here, my body's down here!
We're out of here!
Trying...
Engaging main thrusters?
It's just not possible.
Engaging main thrusters!
Engaging in your room, double it.
Engaging your room.
Okay, we're about to get spotted.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got everybody on the ship!
There's, they shot, they shot!
Everybody on the ship!
Quick, quick, quick!
Get on the ship!
Everyone on the ship!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I can't believe I got him.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
We're not moving!
I'm not.
I need some time.
Fire!
Woohoo!
Take that, Bounty!
Take that!
We're not.
Oh my goodness, he made me double it!
Double it, double it, double it!
Now, now, now!
He will be benched, he will be remembered!
He was a fine and honorable pirate!
He was an honorable pirate!
One of the best!
Uh, the best.
Who's got a gun? He would got an extra gun.
I'll take anything this time.
We need to repair.
Wait, where do we repair?
Where do we repair?
We got to go to certain places on the ship.
You bring your...
I'm sure there was a rally here before.
You're multi-tool.
I'm repairing.
I'm telling you, there was a rally here before.
Yeah, well, not anymore.
Oh, you hate to see it.
Don't know where it is.
Really there's a little plate on the ground that are repair points also the pipe
I've got an extra gun for you. I've got an extra gun. Don't worry. I've got plenty of guns a hundred guys
I've got a hundred hundred guys. Oh
They're in the box
Yeah, how do I repair people's highway repair this this part right here? Oh, I got it
I got it. I put a shotgun in this in this box on the shelf right behind
Okay, okay the 150 ammo box
Because we duct tape it good
Do you believe that team?
Get out of here!
Do you believe that team?
No.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get the fresh double lift.
Where are you at trying to give me this gun?
No, I'm good on guns. I'm good on guns.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're going in. We're going in.
Oh, my expression is a battlefield!
They're in the cannons!
No one put ammo in the sky!
Oh my god! Oh!
No, move in!
Where's the ammo in the gun?
What ammo? What do you mean? That's all my shit.
I'm going to get it!
Go go go! It's right there! He's hurt, he's hurt!
I'm going forward!
We have to go this way because we're going around this way!
Are you guys ready?
Yeah we are!
I'm going to get to the ground with my gun, but we have to guard!
Go go go go!
Hard left! Hard left! Hard left!
Get back here!
We got to get the jinneter!
Get the jinneter now!
I left you right there! We're getting out of here!
I'm low!
I am! That's not going!
Let's go! Let's go!
Just hit the carpet!
Did you tap it? Tap it! Tap it! Tap it!
Oh, I see a thing.
We got an A on our head!
Boom! They're hiding! They're hiding! They're cowards!
They're scared! They're scared! They're scared!
Show yourself, demons!
What the hell?
I'm trying to buy time to prepare.
Most of these guys seem kind of dangerous.
Is that guy hacking, but...
There's a bunch of people!
Hey, what was...
What?
Go, go, go, go, go, where is he?
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
We should, we should!
You see, you see, there, he's there, he's where we just were!
They're invading because they're hurting shit!
No, go, go, go, go!
I got him! I hit the shit out of him!
Go, go, go!
I'll hit you, dad!
Fire, fire, fire!
They're getting fucked, they're getting fucked.
Fire, fire!
They're gonna slow down, they're gonna slow down.
Oh shit!
Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh this ship is not looking good.
This ship is not looking good.
Prepare! Prepare! Prepare!
Going back up. I'm going up.
I got like... I'm coming up. I'm coming up. I got to prepare to it.
Wait, the legs are broken. I'm preparing the legs to prepare to land.
We're preparing to land. We're preparing to land.
I'm preparing to land! I'm preparing to land!
Okay.
There it goes. There it goes top.
Second floor, second floor.
Wicked, you're a bunch of...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
OH!
GEEEAAAAH!
You got it, you got it, I got it, I got it!
Good, good, good, good, good!
Keep preparing, keep preparing!
I'm right in the back.
You need to tear up!
Pick up sides!
I'm coming!
My gosh, how long is that?
I'm not the violent boys!
Guys, oh my gosh, this is a real hot sunny.
Wait, the guys are back.
Go, go, go! We're getting shot by AI!
He won't move, he's further away.
He's further away.
I think we should turn around.
Get him, I'm in!
Get me out of here.
So we repair everything down here?
Yeah.
We're doing okay
The guy that boarded our ship he went to the captain's quarters for some reason I'm not sick why there may be something
No, no, no, I think there's this computer in here we can take over a ship. This is weird thinking here
He was obviously after something
repairing the engine repairing the engine
same same same back up back up back we're canceling each other's repairs
oh I'm sorry I'm sorry that's my back okay so go go go you do it you do it
yeah repairing
almost there I can almost shoot it I can almost shoot it
I
The moment.
Very fun.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jesus, stop the thing for a second,
stop the thing for a second.
I'm gonna take the second leg.
I'm gonna take it.
The whole jam seems to be too high that's why.
Bring the leg, bring the leg.
One leg's bad, one leg's bad.
Bring the other leg.
One more leg, one leg.
Second leg will be bad, second leg will be bad.
They wanna mix so bad.
They're like prepared. They're like prepared for the fourth one.
Move, move, move. Put this thing in the back of the fucking overdrive. Put this thing in the back of the overdrive.
No.
I don't know what the hell is going on!
What the hell is happening?
I don't know what's going on.
I think we can take over the ship without bullets and we kill them all and go to the
I don't know, I feel like that would be invincible if that was the game.
Oh my god, I missed my shots.
This guy's right purpose to see us off right now, didn't he?
Yeah, I'm going to my gun.
I can't shoot him, I'm actually very good.
What's that?
Oh my god.
you giving him help boys you giving him help
no we're not doing it on health bro
I hit him twice
I'm not gonna lie you guys
you don't
fuck you guys
they're on our shit bro
they're not on our shit right now
I don't know
they need beans they need beans
Oh my god, he's a suit.
Oh, there's no ammo, there's no ammo!
Can we take ammo on a little one?
Take him, take him, take him, take him!
Yeah, we can take ammo, but they're different, they're different, uh...
I feel like that's right on him!
We're bearing, we're bearing.
Oh, this is not going to die, I'm taking the Rambo.
Oh, I've got plenty of ammo back here, boys. Plenty of ammo in these things.
Load the cannons, load them up!
No!
I just killed Plancy, man. I just killed Plancy.
No! Dude, how do you realize how crucial that was?
Oh, my God! I was about to rip through them like a hot dog through butter!
Oh, my God!
I'm dead. I guess that's right.
Sorry, Rez. I killed what I got when I got back.
They like blow up a little bit every time I do it.
I need beans! Beans in the fridge!
I put it where I want to go! I put it where I want to go!
Let him have it! Let him have it! Let him have it!
I'm going to hop on the side.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Which one was yours? Give me which one was yours.
I don't know. I don't know.
Let it keep beans, let it keep beans.
Oh my god, they decide to keep me.
Oh my god, what are they doing?
What are they doing?
Oh, I killed one! I killed one! I killed one! I killed one!
There's one on the second floor too, the floor below the top.
I think I did it, I think I did it.
Did you get it?
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I'm back.
More beans, more beans, three and four.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yeah, I'm just gonna start repairing.
Just gonna start repairing.
Oh, I should actually get my body first.
Where are they?
Come on, gang!
I think you got, I think you got,
Did you see it's right toward him did you see it's right toward him? I don't know
Keep us long as 10 G season we're good as long as
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm focusing on repairs. I'm not even looking
Oh, I'm too frightened to shoot my butt.
I'm fucking shooting my butt.
Sorry, there's my dead butt.
There's my dead butt.
Guys, I don't know what to shoot.
I'm not getting any hit markers like anything.
They're a parent.
You were shooting the right places.
They just look like we are.
I
get a boy you're hitting them you're hitting them I'm so close to their lighter I'm so close to their life
I'm on their ladder I'm on their ladder charge I'm on their shit take their shit kill them all
kill them all and take the beans out of their their zits kill them and take the beans out of
out of the out of the fridges
you can't
yes yes yes yes yes
take the beams take the beams
i got one health left
stay straight about this
no no no we were i think we were gaining
i've only got like 20 more shots
oh my god
i didn't watch it twice and three times
i did it four times
i'm down i'm down
hold on i hit that guy point blank on his jacket
i don't understand
I'll get them good. I'll get them good.
There ain't no house. All of them.
Yeah, yeah. Kill one. Kill one.
Got him. Got him. Got him.
How did I not die?
Oh.
He's not.
There's shit, bud. There's shit, bud.
There's shit, bud.
There's shit, bud. There's shit, bud.
I can't. He's not.
Oh.
Motherfucker.
Capture the ship. Capture the ship.
We can't respond until we capture.
You're on last show you're on last show help me
out me over the double it's not like a
that was it it's a fight though I will say a very insane fight holy cow I like
that you need you got on and it's like oh my god this looks boy with a shotgun and
he didn't go down guys oh my god I did that my hair is raised make you have
dragged me to identify crazy you've dragged me to seek out and I did to
find I've identified one right there this is digi oh yeah listen
It was a good shot though. Am I right? Am I right?
Thank you, thank you
Thank you. How do you resay your character change character?
You get changed character create new and then delete your old one. That's broke
Well, I was making a new one and then what he gets
for sure on purpose
departing in
17 hours
Yeah, I guess it's so you don't spam make new characters, right?
easy
oh so you can make one
Mods, will you fucking ban these fucking idiots?
You're supposed to be here on Fridays and Saturdays
guys, losers
Joe
get all
Fridays and Saturdays
are when the bitches come in here
alright, Monday through Thursday is
bugulators only
moderates get these fucking losers out of here
oh my god
Oh my god wait oh my god wait a second I've not learned the ways I'm not learned
okay so I made a new kid I have not learned the ways just yet gentlemen I
have not learned the ways just yet guys was that rage rate did he get me wait a
second did he get me almost wait guys guys wait wait I swear I can identify
I swear to God I swear to God I can't I swear to God I can't as you know what oh wait hold on wait a second
I straightened you
Double triple triple reverse triple. I just made you. I just rage baited you. That's right. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, now we're cooking now I'm cooking was now yes. Yes now I'm cooking
Now I'm cooking now I'm cooking now I'm cooking now I'm cooking
You should have seen look on your face, I cannot believe I just got you. Oh
My goodness
What's going on right now, I have no idea
I think what we have to learn is where we shoot and also where we go if we board the ship.
I think it's the captain's quarters.
Is that where it is?
100% yeah.
Because if we capture their ship and they don't respawn anymore.
But like what are the requirements?
I highly doubt you can just sneak on their impressive button and instantaneously yours.
It's probably one of those things where you have to sit there and hold E or F for
like 10 seconds.
But I don't know.
would you think everybody has to be dead first or
not because that guy was in our captain's quarters trying to ninja it
and that's why you
you fucked him up
that's true that's true i wasn't dead i didn't even double-lifted and i needed
in by the way we reset
but hold the button for twenty seconds
and that's always in the captain's quarters no matter what
yeah i was just like a button
i'm getting word that the captain's quarters is like a rush to see guys
this
fucking fun
i
i'm i will not have a lot of money to submit right by review
i'm not ready to submit this game
is fucking fire
this is the best i was good
this is the best you imagine the feeling
that one that one day will have
two three four weeks from now
will be finally extract
one day
what i think when we find that you know what extract looks like we've
never even seen it i don't care guys i could give
two poops less
about an extract. I need murder! I need to see someone else's ship go down. That's what
I want. I live in the flame! Into the black!
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh baby. Oh baby. Also, the juice is gonna be here in like five minutes, so we'll have
a fifth.
Good because I'm pretty sure those guys have five. They have five. Dude, we need more people
Pretty sure those guys have five
I saw five. No, no, six person is just so robust
Are you think so? So they class say think about it. Think about it. Think about it. Six people
Well, you see I say we need six people because you have no arms and legs
You kind of count for like maybe a quarter of a person. I'm pretty sure right him rolling across the sand
Gigi, I'm pretty sure it's 1-0 right now, buddy
I'm pretty sure it's 1-0 right now
Last time I take the school board
1-0
School as in you killed Genji once and Genji hasn't killed you correct
1-0. 1-0.
This one might be like golf.
No, this is not like golf.
I like golf.
I think it's like golf for sure.
It might be like golf. Not sure.
No. I mean technically, Peanut, you're correct,
but I'm not sure that the scoring is the same.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is not golf. This is, this is not.
This is, alright, this is not golf.
He just scared he's gonna be used as the ball.
What the hell?
You know how racist that is?
You're racist!
Racist!
No, no, no.
Guys, wait, hold on.
Now that we've driven on the thick warden,
is there anything you want me to change
before we go back in?
Anything you'd like?
Can you...
You have to make the engine outside, right?
You can't...
No, I know that you can't but me personally I kind of want to switch one of the 80 millimeter cannons to the back that way
There's two 40 millimeters on the front back and what 80 millimeter on the front back
I feel like the 40 millimeters were good for for downing the players on their ship
But I feel like the 80 millimeter was doing more work. Yeah
I also will say this for a second
I will also I don't think we ever fully utilize three cannons on either side at the same time
I think we go back down to two on the front back save save on weight and save on money
Yeah, because somebody's always repairing somebody's driving your
Yeah, yeah, you can't it's not each side. Yeah, yeah, somebody's always got to be repairing. I was repairing most of that
Let me let me remove. Let me remove some of this stuff hold on
Hold on
Okay, two
Two on the front two on the back
It's looking good. I think we're good to go
Any of the changes I should make let me see
Let me see what it was is this gypsy wedding
The
cells on top?
Now, honestly, it would probably be good to have some cells on top.
We just want
one self.
We just want
one self on top.
Really, XUC is joining.
We're not really going to have space for him and Jesse here in about five minutes.
XUC himself is joined.
Jesse?
5 minutes. XCC himself can join.
Jesse?
Yeah, you said Jesse.
Juiceman is here. Juiceman has arrived.
Juiceman has arrived.
Have him load up.
No, I'm gonna get into the discord.
Juiceman up.
You say no?
He pooped in, he pooped his pants.
He's gotta do a quick clean.
Welcome in, Mr. Juiceman.
Welcome in.
Guys, I'm not seeing XCC in this discord.
I think I'm being one guy.
You're getting one guy, he already has access to this.
What does it mean to be one guy?
It means that you read a guy's chat and then you have a proportionate emotional response to it.
Yeah, you just go.
Yes.
I like that.
Yes.
I actually got one guy right off that last match.
You know what was the first two things?
You know sometimes when you look to your left at your chat and you read a chat and you go,
why did my eyes go to that chat?
Why couldn't have gone to hand you the chance?
Yeah, you're the first two chats I read after that round.
Quote, this is boring as shit.
Second chat.
That's crazy.
You got last round.
I do.
I'm going to be honest.
I peed my pants.
I got to go change.
I was going to pretend that I had to go pee.
But really, I'm going to go in and I'm going to completely have to change.
Second chat.
Quote, he shot Jinji on purpose.
Was that true?
Well, one of those.
How would you possibly know who your teammate has out there? I'm just shooting shadowy figures
No, you cannot
Peanut there's literally a green marking above my head that you can see guys. I'm telling you check the VOD
There was no marketing
Peanut well you guys don't understand this you know
I'm getting where there was in fact a marker
So you know a deer see in black and white like that's why hunters wear bright orange
That's these are my dogs here dear. No, well, I'm actually most animals see in black and white, but peanuts don't
Peanuts don't see green. I would explain a lot of
Is this sound in the game just super fucking? Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Oh, that's it down
I don't know what's going on with the sound. I've got listen. Okay. I've got the thick warden. I'm a pressure. Okay
Okay thick water is do you have a douchemen as we have some steam get in here
the beat yeah let me invite juiceman hold on he's booting up the game right
now juice man am I your friend doosman in steam
I'd say I think so is it maybe not are you sure name Danny yeah Danny yeah
Yeah, more yeah Danny. Yep. I'm gonna Danny poops a lot. That's me
No, just to add me and lemon Smith all one word. I should you the code just go ahead and throw in the code
What ammo do you need me to bring I also I didn't want to say anything because I didn't think anybody noticed
But I leaked the code to the lobby
No, I think there are many times
You need to reform.
No, no, I think as long as we get the game before someone joins.
Beautiful.
Oh, it looks like Jinji now just got one guy by my chat.
Someone insulted her and she replied, no, you.
Jinji, are you in Peanuts?
I just watched him.
Are you in Peanuts?
She's in my chat.
Wow, you're streaming.
Right now.
Dude, I have to see how he's doing.
building the ship yeah I'm telling you Jenji Jenji it's usually all the crazy
ones that come in on Fridays and Saturdays you like the mean people and
I'm seeing a couple of them today is it's a national holiday or something yeah
Wednesdays are usually a very common day for how I see Monday through Thursday it's
always boggling days and then on Friday's and Saturdays you have the
riffraff that that drafts through the door like a like a street cat but I'm
seen a couple of them tonight for some reason. Yeah I don't know. It's been all day because
I got on earlier and he was just full moon or something. I don't know. It must be a full
moon. It must be a full moon. It has to be. It's your fault. Juiceman's in here but
also someone else is in here. Who? I don't know. Zombies can feel. Is that one of your
Will you get out? No, I know he's not what no I leaked the code by accident I have to figure out a kick up
Oh, fuck. I just like the good God. I don't know. I'm literally actively leaking the code as we speak
I kicked him I kicked him
I think he's starting right now
Because we locked the we locked the crew
be locked the crew
we locked the crew
you want me to bring 40 and 80 for the guns
yeah I'm gonna bring one can of beans
uh... I'm gonna bring it all honestly
how many naval kits do you guys bring the naval kits there? I don't know
yeah I got I'm bringing one naval
we're only bringing four guns so I think it might already be like
Yeah, these guys, as long as we start, they can't join while we're in the game, right?
Yeah, yeah, it seems like no one's joined yet, and...
...most of your communities are really well-behaved.
Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that no one is joined.
No one like us?
Why is no one is joined?
That is where the only ones have the game downloaded.
Hold on, Batman just joined.
Oh, we're gonna have to kick Batman.
Got him, got him. Don't worry, I got him.
I got him.
You got it. Okay. All right. You're probably gonna want to come in with just basically just bring in 10 beans
So click on the beans twice. Oh, thank you. All right
And then two stacks now for each gun so it'd be like if you have pistol for example, just bring in like three stacks
Yeah, I'm bringing in two stacks
I'm getting shit on today by your cat peanut. Yeah
Something is in the air something
Something is in the engine do something
Something is in the air. Something is in the air tonight.
Just be careful. Be careful.
Hold on. Checking the national unemployment rate.
All right. Making sense.
Wait, I'm going to grab 280 millimetre cannons.
Wait, no, no, no. Everybody grab their own cannon.
I'm going to grab their own cannon.
Oh, okay. My bad. I did not grab a cannon.
Somebody just... I'll do it. I'll do it.
We back okay, okay. I'm ready. I'm ready to go
And then yeah, definitely got it we got a load up on that
Batman was
Wait what? I'm getting word no Batman.
You got one guy. I heard him say yo.
I heard him say yo. He said yo.
And if it was XXC, he would have said
Voodoo Rangers P.E.
Yeah baby, let's get out of here.
That's hilarious.
What the hell are you doing?
The gathers they gather that's what I say that's what I say
Okay guys, no, okay. I'm getting word that I was in fact one guy
There's is everybody does everyone have guys why don't we have five cannons for a four cannon ship?
Listen listen listen guys guys
I'm gonna assign you what cannon that way we can get this on the road
I'm bringing an 80 millimeter gimmick you bring an 80 millimeter cannon got it double it you bring a 40 millimeter
Jg you bring a 40 millimeter and just when you bring only your guns and your beads. No canons
Also, we need more 40 millimeter shots, you know what give me I mean with juice we go ahead and bring three stacks of
40 millimeter cells. I'm bringing three stacks. We have shit loads of 80 millimeter. That's I see insane
We have 120 for each each cannon 40 auto cannon. Okay. I got you
Okay. All right. We still have five cannon. Okay
Someone joined someone joined rain said yeah, oh that's my friend
I can't get up it won't let me that is my friend all right. He is well to help us on the Sun
field oh my god I can't kick him it doesn't give me the option anymore everyone
already up real quick wait what if he read some
you can we could just mute him wait we have any issues you can listen listen
listen guys I'm gonna make a new crew he's ready to know ready to go all
All right, all right, is it ready to go on the sun?
So he's ready to go to the suns.
Why don't we just ask him real nice and we'll just leave?
Hey, hey, all right.
You leave, bro.
We're not going to get a lot of you.
Don't leave the car.
Oh, he left.
He left.
We're going.
Thank you W. Orange in the jet.
W. Orange in the jet.
Oh, Mr. Orange.
I got it.
I think that's gotta be time for a while.
It's my birthday.
Yeah, my birthday!
So, in the loot we get,
do we bring it out?
Mr. P, go look at your tech tree, look at upgrades.
Also, your walker is less bulky.
It makes it harder to hit the enemy.
Harder for the enemy to hit shots.
Apparently there's a tech tree that we should be looking at before we go to the game.
Guys, I-
You're confusing me.
I love- I think I love this game.
I think I love this game.
I mean, I should just be the negotiator at this point.
Wait, I'm gonna give some-
How is it, honestly?
I'm gonna beg-
Impressive.
You like how I talk them down?
You talk them down, but you were courteous and he listened.
I mean, you can't be a dickhead.
Cannot, not online.
Well, you can, but you can.
Then he'll just drop a slur.
And that won't be good for anyone.
All right.
Oh, shit.
So we don't start on the ship?
Oh, no, here's our ship.
Holy shit.
Holy ship.
Dude, you and gimmick talk so similarly.
Why try to ask me to ask you guys if you're lovers
or friends?
Can we?
Are we allowed to say both?
Oh, OK.
Of course.
Where's my room at?
Where the fuck's my room at?
Oh, Lemon's bed is in my room.
Where can I see my room?
Okay, here we go. Hold on! Wait a second!
Hold on!
Oh!
Do you want the bottom bed changed here or the top bunk?
The top bunk doesn't have a mattress.
Oh, I just fell out.
A box with a radio has already been triggered!
Should we go right for that?
Wait.
Do I want what?
Did you want the top bunk or the bottom bunk?
Okay, I kind of took the top bunk.
You're the captain's coordinate.
80s in the front we don't sleep with the riff
Guys, oh my god deciding which one the top muck of the bottom bunk it's a decision. We all have to make it so hard
So hard to make
I hate that there's no windows in our rooms with a beautiful view
oh my goodness oh my god guys don't you wish you had a beautiful window with a
beautiful view oh my goodness you know 180 in the back 180 in the front yeah
that makes sense oh my god we got so much ammo dude this is gonna be our
round is oh yeah yeah rust where I want to shut the doors I know I think so I'm
putting the body out of shit your your stuff honestly one guy can just and one
I put the box right here it's right here one guy can just like load all the
canons if you want to you don't run around and wait how do I I can't pick
up all 30 shells you can only get the box yeah bring the whole box pick up
The whole damn bus.
Joey, I'm loading all of the shells.
I'm loading everything.
OK, we're good.
OK.
What is that big thing in front of us?
I say we go and try to fuck up one of these, like, blue,
these, like, green.
Do you guys see these, like, green dots or the circles
on the map?
Yeah, I want to go.
You all take some of these cans of beans.
What is that?
Captain's Gordon.
Can someone turn on the engine, please?
Yeah, I got you.
You all take some of these cans of beans
to the captain's quarters
just a couple
just a few
there's a few
alright guys
alright
get serious
get serious guys
shit it says I don't have a sleeping berth
I thought I made a bed
a sleeping berth
guys we need to go north east north east towards the green circle are you
sir about that we yeah yeah no we are we're going towards the incel camp oh
my god did you think we'll find what's that guy's name for vicular I don't know
It must sell St. Clemens?
Oh my god.
Where's my other gun?
I just...
It's in the tits.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah, wait, so I made my bed.
Oh, you know what?
I have a sliver.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me take another look at this map here.
All right.
Okay.
I think I see...
Guys, guys, hold on.
guys hold on I just realized something hold on oh wait never mind
all right we need blood we need blood immediately let someone else gather the
loot we will kill them
useful all right well i mean i can see like if we were trying to really do this
if we go from ship to ship get like two to three extracts get a bunch of loot but that would be boring
but guys there has to be some requirement because then i can just sneakily run to someone's ship and
claim it no no i mean i mean the the boats here i mean if we were really trying to min max
We should do a bunch of boats extract. Do a bunch of boats extract. Do that three more times.
Any boat ahead? I don't even know if it's the boats or the deck board.
The boat route is legitimately horrible. Like, you get, like, many strong boats.
But if you get a kill, I like, you're gonna get, like, so much more of a thing.
I said we go straight for the goalie.
Straight for the goalie. We go, we go right toward an enemy immediately.
I should, where's your set?
Left or the left or right one?
There's a
The left one looks closer. He's gonna look for the smoke. He's gonna look for the smoke on the horizon
Those those are enemies that have activated a box
box. Alright, well, let's go fuck them up. I think the...
the left three boxes like we need to buy stuff. Not sure. That, that, that looks about, yeah,
it is moving way slowly. Yeah, I think you're right. We'll, we'll, we'll get, we'll get
after that. We will take them by storm.
I'm looking for smoke. I'm looking for smoke.
Hey, Justin.
Skating for buggy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One beam, one can of beam, you can see we're on the revised one.
I should be floating around myself in your slot.
Yeah, just put him in your fridge, in your sleeping room, and then add some like, let's go.
Oh, my God!
What am I hearing? I wonder if you hear shots, but I don't know where they're coming from.
No, it's the ship, but it kinda sounds like Star Wars, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does, totally does.
Right, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sounds like I think it's like cables
sounded cable
Okay, I'm not she's getting a small I
Dude, I see that I see the vision
I need to be actually the game look like really like
I got a real grip. I mean it looks like they're saying
I
Turned a bunch of shit off
Oh, I see smoke I see smoke
Stop stop it bow stop it bow stop right where I'm looking stop it bow stop it bow. Oh my god
That's like and oh my good. That's probably the people with the box
I'm looking at you guys. It's 100% the people with the box 100% my arrow. It's pretty much what them
You're right. You're right. You're right.
Do North! Do North! Directly North!
Alright!
I still have my cupboards always pushed towards me.
Do you- Do-
What?
Do North! Do North!
Do North! Do North! Do North!
Fork Steep ahead!
Except Sam, dude. Except Sam.
I feel like we go to the POI to our left because we'll find people there I did this the smoke
you saw was so far away you need to moisturize your skin so so does Mr. Yeekely unrelated
This is what I do.
I'm going so slow.
Are we at maximum overdrive?
We might be on, like, what?
Oh, we're at the red part of the fuel.
Does he give me extra fuel?
I have fuel, but I think someone put it in already.
Let me check the top.
I'm going to say there's no smoke over here.
There's a light haze though.
Hmm.
What the fuck is the uh...
Hmm.
Great.
Guys we might have to stop somewhere to get some...
Get some fuel.
Oh did we not bring fuel cells out?
No?
I don't think we got a single fuel cell.
He's not looking good on the...
Oh my god.
On the fuel front.
Oh my god.
In terms of fuel we have...
We have to go to the fuel fuel right now.
Immediately.
In cell.
Or or for Zimmer for Zimmer to the right. Yeah for Zimmer's closer. Yep. Definitely for Zimmer definitely for Jamma 100%
You know what I might even just run over there get a head start
All right, I'll see you guys I'll see guys at Ford Zimmer
Wait, hold on why would we
Hold on. Okay. All right. Don't let me say
I thought I was faster. Hold on hold on. Wait hold on. I think you're forgetting something I think you're forgetting something I think you're forgetting something
I think you're forgetting something
Sorry I can't stop now. We're nearly there.
We see the Huntsman.
The valuable lesson was learned today.
Never trust your crew.
Okay guys, it's going to die.
It's going to spawn the AI on us so we're going to need to fight.
I don't see a thing though.
She's the weevil.
If we stay outside of it, I don't see a thing.
There's man overboard!
Man overboard!
You guys hear anything?
Maybe?
Okay.
Okay, we can turn around.
Looks like we're hiking in general.
Are you sure we're not gonna just die on the way back?
Vity bless it.
I've learned nothing!
Really, I think?
I do it again!
It's pretty generous, but it doesn't
Not not for us
Oh my god, what if we just leave the shit out here?
Oh my god!
They're loot?
Oh there's something, there's loot.
They're inventory is full.
Oh my god guys, we didn't bring boxes.
We didn't bring boxes.
They'll be boxed again.
Now I have the ship and I'm meeting you mine!
No.
I'll take the shot.
There's zombies, there's something.
We left the ins and on you left. Oh my god. I'm being shot by you guys stop shooting me
Oh, shit hold on
The zombies have guns these zombies dead I repeat the zombies. Yeah, I'm gonna say those
Okay
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, why did I hear that right here, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, hold on I need to eat my beans now
You have a flashlight by the way, and you're automatically default
default. We got him on. Yeah, Chris, with it. So, it was like, it was right there.
Oh, my God, there's a, uh, I'm turning on the engine of this area.
Crafting. Wait, we can crash right here. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Holy shit.
I need a, I need a box so we can, oh, I'm not a boss.
Can we take the fuel from this?
The box is still...
I had a box.
Can I take the fuel from this thing or no?
Guys, what happens if someone comes by and starts destroying our ship?
Yeah, that's exactly what...
It's hilarious.
That's the risk.
Why would we...
I don't think it's bait.
There's no way these guys are this stupid.
That's right.
But with reality...
That is what we call
double triple reverse psychology
there's a shop here
or workbench
yeah you can crash it
the loot of this boi is fucking crazy
i think it's a single thing
i think it was very small
alright so should i take the box back to our base
deposit and come back
well you can just attach the box
I got a box, I got a box
Oh, oh, I might have enough juice to get the work done
Oh my god, oh my god!
Where's that fuel?
I found one fuel cell only
That'll do, that'll do, that's huge
We'll just start a 20mm challenge
Mash it, mash it
I'm gonna go back to my box
I got so much shit in this box, I'm taking it home.
Yo, sorry guys, I got lost, where are you?
You've got a blue pistol.
Wait, I don't understand.
Look east, look east.
What do I look like right now?
Okay
This is a box
Like my box is empty. I grabbed the wrong box. Oh my god
We got what do I do?
My god
I had a box full of stuff
Is it a box literally?
Oh good, good to hear that's great to hear.
Oh yeah, crafting, I'm crafting.
Is it, is it real game?
Oh my god.
I think it's the other side.
Like I think it's the west side.
I'm at our, at our little, uh, what do we got along the side?
Oh my god.
I think more than 40 millimeters, which I think here.
What's, what's the best?
What's the best thing to make?
Back to our shit, back to our shit.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Um...
Oh...
Hey Mike!
Harbor?
Oh, I don't know how I'm doing.
Alright.
I need a light, I don't know how...
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
I don't know how to ram me!
I'm just gonna make a ton of ammo!
I'm just making a ton of ammo, guys!
Don't be here!
I was making, I don't know what to make, I don't know what to make!
How do you split those here again?
Where did it go?
Oh, shit.
We were...
So I think we just like, oh, like, I don't know, like, who gets to pick one?
Exactly, because like, it's all...
Oh, let it?
That's not it!
Everybody shits, get out of here, everybody, everybody run!
Everybody run, everybody run!
I
Do just nullified everything I just grabbed it
I
Did we get the fuel oh?
Gg's box had the one yeah, we got one we got one. Oh, they got it. They got it
Oh, we needed guys. We cannot be wasting ammo like that. Are you fools? Are you the God of fool?
Yeah
I'm about to give it my energy, Ron.
It's a wastey...
Dude, wasting an ammo!
Me?
It wasn't me.
You genuinely nullified everything I just built over there.
What?
You're an idiot.
It's not.
It's like a...
Probably like, I think it's an identical ship.
It's ours that we're shooting.
All right, first, first event!
First event!
Fuck you, gimmick! Oh, that's how you get it, sorry.
Yeah, turn the engine on, turn the engine on!
Hey!
Turning the engine on!
Beware!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
right let's do it. This is our moment! This is our moment! This is everything! This is everything!
Oh shit. I don't know. Wait. Wait. Go go like right there. You see where I shot? Like we might be
able to so... Okay you're on this thing. Look at me. Look at the way I'm facing. There's like
these little steps you might be able to climb that we're even like maybe even
look like right there too I am the captain now I am the captain now I am
I am the captain now
Right up those steps
Here we go, here we go now we're cooking
Full throttle, maximum speed
Maximum Gusting Speed
Minimum speed
We're doing it!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
Straighten your arm a little bit.
Left, left, left.
Left, left.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
We're kind of stepping up a little bit.
It's going to stop.
It's going to light up the bed.
Light the load.
The load is being out of the window.
No, you got to go more to the left.
We can't.
We can definitely do this. Okay, keep going.
No, no, no, no, you do it, you do it, you do it.
Oh, we're doing it, we're doing it.
Wow.
We're doing it.
Wait, hold on now.
Hold on now.
I, I, I, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, right, left.
Uh-oh.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
They're right on the other side of the mountain.
Right here, we're gonna stick up on a,
we'll have we'll have eagle eye view
oh my god we're going to straight
right across right across
right across
wait wait hold on now
hold on I'm right underneath
now go right go right
go right go right
big drop that's a big drop
it's a light drop
it's a small drop
maybe we want to go up guys
I think we want to keep going up
you go up
Instead of going down this this thing. We're gonna get stuck down there
Are you spying right?
Yeah, we try to keep going up
You were right
Yeah, directly to our right
Wait, oh
Gigi
Full team ahead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, now we're
Now we're talking
We're going to the top of the peak here
We'll see them
We'll see them in the head
I think maybe just go to the right go along the plateau
Yeah, honestly, just undo everything we just did. They're getting away. They're honestly back where we started
Right
the action this way. Maximum stages is maximum!
Through and put out the particle accelerator!
They're getting away! Boys are getting away!
Diggy diggy put him! Go right, go right, put him back down the sand!
Excellent excellent! Oh my gosh, the best driver I've ever seen in my life!
I won't do anything.
Oh my god, we're going the fucking way.
What the hell?
We said to get back on the ground.
I can't.
Straight ahead.
Listen, I'm jumping off. I'm gonna guide you.
Oh my god, I just lost so much health.
Okay, follow me, follow me, follow me.
Oh shit, I fell.
Oh shit.
Back in, captain. Get back in.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
to the right to the right yeah yeah yeah you can step down to the right oh excellent oh oh my
god excellent excellent goody excellent excellent excellent oh marvelous marvelous
What do you know?
No degree. There's every player I think I wanted to try to leave this place.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
We're doing it!
Maximum left, TG, maximum left!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
It's so hard.
Man of habit, boys!
Come on, my god!
Mocking! Find out the hatches!
Let him out of here!
oh my god oh my god
I can't handle this.
Is he getting the book on?
It's shit.
Shit.
Come on.
Got one, got one, got one.
I'm gonna get this one.
It's...
I got it.
It's out.
I'm repairing, repairing, repairing.
What are you repairing?
It's in.
Are you repairing?
It's in.
I think it's destroyed.
It's done, it's done.
It's just disabled, it's just disabled.
We're gonna get the repair.
Oh, it looks a little bit more.
It's fine.
That just...
It's fine.
that you stick to the cosmetic that's really cosmetic
can we cover we'll bump out the scratches
we'll bump out the scratches
what?
I actually don't think we can repair anything
yeah we can just use a mechanic
we just need a mechanic
we definitely can not repair anything
retrievable range, retrievable range girls
What?
Hey.
God, these shoes made it.
God, you shot me with a rifle right in the smoke.
This is the desert by my body.
The black box is in the desert by my body.
I think you can get out with the black box.
I don't know.
What?
Can we revive each other?
Boys, can you revive each other?
That guy's a verbina
Listen honestly, we might have lost but that was so fun
I'm so fun.
I'm just saying I'm not certain.
Guys, go capture their ship, go to the captain's quarters and hold down F on this ship.
Captain's quarters, computer.
I think C4.
It's fine. Just wait until they open the door. Lightly.
Surely the door's been blown off.
Surely, guys. I'm telling you, the door's been blown off from the top deck.
Quickly, quickly.
actually so far that we can't get in there oh we would have had him to go guys we
can't get in there we blew a hole open to the captain's quarters you got to jump
from the top deck of our ship not try to go down there ladder well if you ladder
we needed something wait it's inside cannon I think we were by the way I
think both of our engines were fucked nobody was moving I don't know if you
have to it needs to be the repairer no no I'm saying our engine and their
engine. I jumped off our ship and then I was like useless for like a minute.
Are we usually circling them with them on our left side? Or are we usually circling them
with them on our right side? Well, it depends on whether they're on our left or our right.
Do left side okay left so we didn't have any do we have
I thought we only in front of I'm gonna make a strong side
I'm grabbing some left side shooters
What we need you out the other live just cancel just kids
The event MSI for
I must same same
Wait guys fine. All right. Thank you. Thank you guys. Good play with Jeff. Yeah
Yeah, good night guys. Good luck on the rest guys be sure guys speed guys guys. I do have a quick quandary
I do have a laundry. Yes. I have a quick quadree
Gigi, you know how you said that are we're usually circling them with them to our left side
We should do the opposite because our engine is on the left side.
Oh, so then our engine will be protected.
Well, could you put the engine on the right side?
I can give it a...
It's easier to...
I can give it my best.
I can promise you that I'll give it my best.
That is the most I can do, though, Miss Genji.
That is the most I can promise.
That's fine. It's just it's easier to actually circle them around the left side in my opinion.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
There we go. At some point with the next hour, I need to do a, need to do a 10 minute little
ad read.
Jiggy, Jiggy, you can do it while you're building the ship. Wait, wait, this is an ad for you?
Oh, no, no, no. Well, not this, not this game. Oh, we got a little factor,
exclamation factor code of video game, ff, something or other.
We guys, guys, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, I've, I have now increased the
the cannons. Wait, listen, listen carefully. Two on the front, two on the back, two on
the left side, and the engine has now been moved to the right side.
side. Six cannons with four. Our engine then the whole thing is killed? Is that
essentially what happens? Kind of, yeah. Okay. So hold on, can we put the engine in
the middle? You're the engine. Hold on, give me one second here. Let me see if I
Why don't you put the engine in the middle?
Put a little sauce on it.
Now, I'll put a little sauce on this.
Because if I could put this in the middle,
then we've got ourselves a solution.
We've got ourselves a solution to a very catastrophic problem.
Do you know what I mean?
A very catastrophic.
We could also move the cannons before a fight, so we could reposition based on when they're coming in, but that seems a little bit complicated.
Hold on, hold on now. Well, hold on. Well, hold on now.
I have completely, and I mean this in the most literal sense, absolutely ruined this entire ship.
Beautiful, beautiful.
You think we can sell it?
I have absolutely destroyed this ship entirely.
I mean, it is not even salvageable at the current state.
You think we could sell the metal overseas for like at least a few dollars?
No, they'll know.
I don't even know why these don't work.
This one is circled red like there's a problem with it and it's right in the middle.
How is it even possible?
This doesn't even make any sense.
None of this makes any sense.
This sounds like an engineering problem.
Maybe there's some engineers in your chat.
You could ask some of the engineers in your chat
to really,
Wait, hold on.
Solve this problem over there.
I actually have the solution.
I'm not even joking with you when I say,
I see the vision in my mind.
I'm about to name the word.
I'm about to-
your eyes so you're just kind of looking just faintly through them because why is
that one red why is this one red I'm about to amaze the world I'm about to
amaze the world that's why is that one rat
it's blue now it's
Okay, hold on. Okay, I'm about to amaze the world. I am about to amaze the world. Let me tell you.
I'm getting word that people are not amazed right now. The word I'm seeing is shocked. This could be another one-guy situation.
This is definitely another one-guy situation, 100%. You are getting one guy. That is all that is happening right now. That is all that is happening.
It's weird because there's like a few guys.
I just cannot believe how foolish you are by letting yourself get one guide so easily.
I mean so easily.
Listen, it's been a long day, man.
I've got a real simple mind.
It's your simple, your simple mind, gentlemen.
Hold on.
How do I...
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Okay, guys, guys, I do not want to alarm anyone, but I am cooking.
Guys how do I out a door back here? Hold on. Wait a second.
How do I out a door? Remember to press tab you can probably find a door. Oh it added a door.
No but I'm good okay. I just don't understand why these are red. This doesn't make any what- why?
Do you need support beams somewhere? I don't think so. I don't know. I just don't understand
why the red then why are there so many support beams that you just deleted oh my sweet heaven
why isn't red why is it right this doesn't make any sense why are these why would you tell me
he reads ability is that what it said no but you can go in i see the door in there i just
You can reach all of that. I literally see the ladder, the door, the other door, the other door.
This is all reachable. So that's obviously not the problem. We press T.
What about it?
See where that X is? What does that say?
I don't understand.
I'll just step through the door.
Okay, look at the bottom right, where it says structure overhang.
Okay.
What all does it say?
Because you scroll, it's like scroll down a little bit.
I think it's because there's no way to get to the engine.
Hold on.
Wait, how do I add a ladder?
Can I change this into a ladder?
Okay, there we go.
All right, so now it doesn't make any sense
Now it's not making any sense because there's a ladder right there. Do you mean well?
It does make sense because it's blocked off from the ladder. You need the structure
What do you mean?
that you deleted
Wait, hold on one thing that you deleted hold on wait just hold on wait is
Okay, now there should be no issues, there should be no issues with this.
That looks good.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't understand how-
See the vision.
You see the vision?
You do?
Yes.
You see the vision?
I call it the Buro.
What's wrong with the ship?
Okay, so you have four out of five compartments.
Oh, I see it.
I see we need to cook we need a captain compartment a
Captain compartment, okay
Now I see what I'm hearing. Yeah, you need to use the tech tree
What's the tech tree?
There's a tech tree where you can learn new things. No, no, no, that's stupid. That's now that sounds stupid
I didn't consider that. Yeah, you have to consider
Oh, oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
My goodness hold on hold on hold the phone hold the phone
I think the reason why is that you need the
St. The triangle thing underneath the to hold it up
Wait a second
Wait a minute hold on I'm I'm cooking with on fire right now
I'm cooking with 500 degree hot fire. 500 degree hot fire.
Did you put a little smoking patio on there for me?
Yes, I put a smoking patio on here as well. No need to worry. No need to worry about that, sir.
There's no need to worry about that. Hold on, wait a second. Wait, hold on, wait a second.
fire is 900 to 5,400 degrees Fahrenheit so you're dealing with a cold
oh yeah this is a cold build this is a cold build you said 500 degrees that's a
cold flame 500,000 degrees is what I meant oh
That's like universe ending.
500,000 degrees.
500...
That's hotter than the sun.
Hold on.
Why are these red now?
Oh, it's because...
Okay, it was an optical illusion.
It was optical illusion.
Okay, so the sun...
The sun is 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Look at all the bees flying on us.
hold on now hold on now hold on now wait a second wait a minute I'm cooking I'm
cooking with very hot fire 500,000 degrees 500,000 okay I just looked at
up you know the sun you stop looking things up 10,000 degrees so we'd 500,000
degrees might be like universe ending is there any way I can add walls in the
universe is there walls guys can I just add walls and box this thing in
well what cancel that the center of the Sun is 27 million degrees where's
this text yet does anybody know where this text he is I think it's in the I
saw it at some point you have to choose between Kaiser KK Lanoware and
tattoos God God whiskey what's it wait hold on we wait I'm going to the tech
tree got a whiskey before oh here we go here we go oh my god oh guys
guys crowns we looted those that we didn't get out with them oh yeah I don't
Yeah, I don't think we can buy anything because we have nothing and zero dollars.
We just need to extract just once.
No, we need to kill just once.
Just once.
It's almost as if resetting your account to get your loot back is not the top tier.
It's not a top tier solution.
It's not a top tier play.
Because I'm Mia Moments away from finishing this build.
Mia Moments.
The only one who enjoys when a fart bubble comes out.
I'm gonna say it, I think you kind of lost the vision a little bit, like you had it, but now I feel like you're straying.
No, no, no, I am not straying. I am not... take that back immediately.
It's like a kid and he's got all his Legos and he finished the build and he just keeps on putting more Legos on it.
No, take that back at once!
The money is all for as good as it is.
Take that back now!
I will not.
I mean, if we extract in this thing and we kill all, I'll take it back.
I like the nipples on the front of the ship. Let me just say.
Well everyone, silence! We're watching a master at work!
Ah, well if you need me to tip, just tell us.
No.
Bill Cannon's on the side.
You're watching...
I'm gonna shut your mouth.
Is there any way to get up there though? That's the question.
Is there any way to get up there?
Small taste for a ladder.
ladder. The small tasteful ladder would do wonders. Small tasteful ladder. There is no
way to add a ladder. Can you jump that high? Can you jump that high?
I think you can jump. I think you can actually. There's like a short climbing. There's a
short climbing mechanic I think. We might actually be able to reach that. I say we
roll the dice. Just look good? Is this a good build? I call it the nippler. My favorite
superhero growing up the nippler in his bag of nipples. What's up, what's up, Gigi?
So you know how we don't extract and we used all of our ammo? Yeah, we need to reset our
Oh my god. Oh my god. Kill me now. Kill me. Kill me now. Yeah, we don't have any ammo whatsoever.
Kill me immediately. I've got a little bit of ammo I could bring. Oh yeah, lemon didn't bring anything.
back open all my ammo and do you guys need guns oh my god oh my god what if we
just did a run where we go and get losing get out and don't fight anybody
no we must kill he not matter to her a couple rounds ago I said I see the
vision you see the vision wanted to play this game we would loot about like
like five to ten boats and get out guys with a bunch of cries I knew that peanut
would not go for it I knew look look look what was on the menu look look
oh my god look hold on peanut the nipple are gross that's not gonna work
why not the engine is on the left side we need it on the right side oh or can
you do it the same thing that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying I'm
looking to look right here if I can build the size of the nip learn it's
Yes, yes, now you see the vision, now you see the vision.
When people see this, they're going to be terrified.
They're going to go in the opposite direction.
They will be, I mean, just terrified.
I think you guys, we have too many compartments.
I don't think you deal with that.
Now I think we have too many bags, you know what I mean?
So, is there anything else you don't, oh here it is.
Here it is gentlemen, stand back.
Everyone stand back.
Everybody stand back.
Stand back immediately.
Oh that is, okay that doesn't work.
Is there anything else I could use to block the vision
of the engine from other views?
Yep.
Yes, we can yes, we can yes we can that's what I say
That anytime I presented with a problem. I say yeah, I say yes, we can I say yeah look at that look at that
Hold on
Oh, actually, you see it's here, I see it's here, hello, Mr. ACC, hello.
We are almost done building.
Hello, hello.
Have you heard it before?
Have you heard the tale of the Nippler?
The what?
The Nippler, have you heard the tale?
Probably maybe in your childhood stories, I'm not sure.
In Canada, they told the tale of the Nippler, but in America, very famous tale.
Very famous tale.
Peanut's building it now.
I am building it as we speak. As we speak.
What does that mean?
Two nipples on the front, two nipples on the back, just like God intended.
Yes. Jiji, can you switch to the enemy being on the right side please?
What I'm trying to say is Peanut's building a ship right now and it's...
It's almost too powerful. You might get banned because of this.
Have you played this game X?
Do you know what's going on here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not sure if I'm going to marvel myself on it.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
We could be banned for what I'm doing right now.
Can I get a minute of DC?
Yeah.
You would do whatever the shit.
Oh, I just got a DM from one of the devs.
They said, dismantle the nippler right now.
They're saying, disband the nippler.
They say it's far too powerful, do they?
They say it's far too- I knew it!
I knew they would be afraid!
I got a VM from the YouTubers, they're building a meta build video right now based on it.
I knew they would be afraid! I knew they would be afraid of this power!
They're terrifying.
They're broken the game, they're saying.
The game is officially broken. I have broken it myself.
I have done it. I have done the unthinkable.
It is literally impossible.
It's beautiful.
It is simply beautiful.
I don't know if I've ever seen it.
Does the red mean we can bring it out though?
No.
It's got a cup.
The nipple needs a couple light adjustments.
Couple light adjustments.
Yeah, but light adjustments, but it's getting close.
It's getting close.
Wait, did you, okay, listen, what does this one do?
I'm gonna rotate everything,
what other eight degrees so that you can,
you can do what you need to do, okay?
And you not just change for the,
no, it doesn't.
Or we can just float to the right instead of the left.
You know, it's the steering wheel on the other side.
Would that help you change the,
like I'm so glad peanuts building this but I there's something deep but down
inside where I'm thinking maybe maybe like Genji should have built that like
it's just hold on guys okay all right I'm not doubting you I'm just it was just
something that kind of popped into my mind why is this one red and once I
figured that out we're good to go why is this oh reach ability no supports
No, it's no support, it's no it's reachability.
Reachability.
Stick it on top of the engine.
Shit, like plop it on top.
Oh, you know what?
I can just make a door in the captain's room.
There it is.
You got it.
Oh, there it is.
The nipple is complete.
Really?
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh my, oh my.
Dude, can you put the enemy to the right of us every time?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Because I can swap his whole ship around
and and gotta be right now no i'm not waiting another 30 minutes for you to
swap something
hold on hold on one more thing before we go
because we're gonna be on the right side we need a couple cannons
on the right side okay now what's going on now it says there's no
reachability why okay now it says everything is broken
Okay, why does it say there's no reachability?
Okay, okay, we're good. We're good. It was just a glitch.
I'm just gonna drag a random person to the discourse. Just say him, hopefully it's him.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, hey boys. Hello
You need to meet you my name is
It's complete it is complete
No, so you hold
He hold the nipple. I'm so sorry. I'm a hold. I do that sometimes
You hold it
They're good to meet you guys. It's it's complete the nipple is complete look at it look at it
Wow, holy cow. Wow. Wow. I'm thinking of getting that thing tattooed. I know how. Honestly, hold on. That's a triple nippler. That's a triple nippler?
I've seen it this whole time. I thought it was a double nippler, but now that I'm looking at it, that's definitely a triple nippler.
Honestly, there's actually a lot of people with three nipples. That's not even a joke. No, no, I said six nipples. Yeah, sometimes in the armpits.
wait guys okay so all right so now we need tons of guns
as you see I'm gonna send you the code to the lobby you share it with your dear
dear friend right here okay okay wait the code to the lobby so that we can
join it and play the game now now good sir who I have the pleasure who are
you? Yeah, what up? I'm Jesse. Jesse. Jesse. Good to meet you. Good. Is that a Jesse with
one S or two S's? It sounds like a two S. I called it. I called it. Jesse, let me tell
you something. We have not lost even one time. You are in good hands. We haven't
one either but one area we figured out the meta
you guys saying it's in first I met you guys
I'm Jesse Cox
Jesse Cox I'm a gimmick now
sounds very familiar wait we have met
we meet on Russ Kingdoms yeah
Oh, hello, I have met you. What a pleasure.
Long time no see.
Long time no see, good sir.
Alright, let's have this.
Well, hold on. There's one quick problem.
The Nipolar was actually invalid.
Oh, it was killing me.
The problem.
Oh, guys, guys, guys, I swear, I'm so sorry.
There's one department that it says it you cannot get there's one guy in your chat right now
You need to listen to him right now guys. Tell him what he needs to be done
Guys all I do is make this department accessible. Oh, that's all I have to do. That is all I have to do
Wait, what do I do in the middle?
Put a floor and a ladder
You can't put a lot of that. I don't think we have a floor there for you see you can't
The floor it just sex with that
With no above
Wait, no, I think it's talking about this thing right here
I'm talking about
no it's talking about this door it doesn't have access because this part
this green part is technically not walking space it's not about no one has
access to this door right here
we all know wait wait I think I know what to do I think I did do a lot of my
I lied
Hold on let me
Let me think I will have a solution in mere moments. I already see it. I already see the solution gentlemen
I already see the solution. I already see it. Oh, you're gonna go up under it's gonna be under Chris
I'm so sorry. I'm so so sorry remember when we said oh we need like 10 minutes
We should have done it.
US East or US West?
Guys, how do I make it insensible?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you need to be on the right.
Oh, wait, I think I have to get it out?
I think I have to get it out?
I think I could leave my house,
go to, uh, you know, fast food
and come back and peanut.
Boom! I have got it!
There's no way.
And you doubted me. I don't believe him until this thing leaves the garage. You doubted me!
You doubted me!
Alright, let's see here.
They doubted the Nippler, but it is complete! It is complete!
There is no way. No way.
It is complete! It is complete!
Oh my God.
That's right! That's right!
They doubted us. They doubted us.
They doubted us!
So wait, so, the center is central, bro.
Yeah, yeah, central.
Is this, like, central?
We're playing US Central.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, Ronnie.
I am coming over.
Who, Ronnie?
I'm bringing my shelves.
Yeah, I see quite a few 40-millimeter shelves.
I can bring 120.
I'm gonna bring 60-80 millimeters.
Okay, that's that's that's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect
Okay
All right, listen. I'm gonna bring it can't be a story. No, we have storage. There's storage one can
No, the guys we can't eat any more than one. Yeah. No guys. We have stores were fine
Okay, I bring some fuel
Fuck you
Well, me and X are going to have an X. Well, I'm going to go ahead and assign the turrets to everyone
I'm gonna bring one 80 millimeter
Jews when you bring one 80 millimeter
Excuse you bring one 40 millimeter and mr. Jesse the man of the hour. Can you bring one 40 millimeter piece?
Yeah, they don't we need six don't we need said all we do need six. All right, did you bring one 40 millimeter?
Give it you bring 180 millimeter. Everybody has the things wait. I know 80 millimeter ammo. I'm gonna bring a 40 millimeter
We'll do the game of supper. Just you just
Two stacks
I have a question, do you guys have possibly money on the order of the house for radio?
Yeah, we're going to your bravery.
We're going to your house.
Because they not just run to heaven.
Wait, what's going on?
What's going on?
You're out of the room.
Who are you people?
What's going on?
How did I get here?
Where am I?
I'm going to the code.
I leaked the code.
Oh, damn it.
I actually leaked the code.
It's fine as long as you join and before anyone else dies
Stuart Stuart Rathman
Is Stuart Rathman?
Is that your real name? Oh and X is on okay, okay
Wait so you're Stuart but you're also Jesse
Stuart Rathman?
Yeah Jesse is my like gamer name
Jesse is what you chose for your gamer name
Plus I one day I want to hear the story
Yeah, well, if you started at a name like Stuart and then you and then you could have chosen any man
Didn't even the world and then they should have played
Razorblade world destroyer
Dark god of the universe dark god of the universe
The blue phantom
That was one of the Beatles was that a gunslinger
No, it was like a pop singer wait guys, we need we need someone to break one more stack of 40 millimetre one more stack of 80
Millimetre yeah, we have that we have that
Okay, I didn't okay. All right
No, my countless times
Yeah, this time
Yeah, why don't you come on our server our servers juice
I'm gonna come in your service, you're gonna be a giant.
You ready up!
I'm out.
This is the moment.
Right here.
Do you want to get beans?
I brought beans.
One pair of beans for each person.
One pair of beans.
I'm gonna need just two beans.
I'm just gonna need two beans.
Wait, you should have five in mobility?
What? But that's the... is that real? Wait, this ship has 5 in mobility? Is that good or bad? Is that good or bad?
I don't think it can turn in it. I didn't know it can go that way. He shot like 60 or something.
That's the difference between you and me as you see. I'm always focused on what's in front of us, the future.
Maybe you're silly dallying and going left and right. That's why we're gonna make a lot of progress. That's right
We should be going to incel-sac lemons first
Clevic is layer
Look at the nipple right now. Let me see. Let me see. Oh my it's it's marvelous. It's it's marvelous
It's my nipple!
It's actually not bad, it's not too bad.
The nipple lives...
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Yeah, it's not different at all.
I think it's a little bit more...
It's your challenge.
Yes.
It's my jacket on the first.
Oh, thank you.
I mean, where's the captain's quarters?
I've missing the captain's quarters.
Oh, everyone out of the captain's quarters.
I need my load down.
I need my mode done.
What's the capability?
We need some BGs.
Oh, I don't know.
What?
Who are you?
What's going on?
Oh my God!
I'm going to put all the beads in the captain's quarters.
I'm going to put every single bead we have in the captain's quarters.
Every single one, please.
All of them. All the beads.
Hey! That's the captain's quarters!
You get out of here, Stuart Raffin, quarter-quart ex-league bro!
What is it?
Maybe one day I will promote you to co-captain Stuart.
I thought you were making it up but you're right.
Wait where's the 40M on that though?
I'm filling up all the ketteds.
Have you seen it?
Load them all up?
Stuart Rappen?
You can handle that Mr. Stuart Rappen?
Oh yeah.
Thank you Stuart Rappen.
You know, I'm stuck on my screen.
Where's the 80mm?
I can play and extract all day?
Yes. Hold on.
Wait, Stuart Rappin, are you saying you would like to apply for co-captain so that you can enter the ca-
Give it! What are you doing in the captain's quarters?
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
All the captains and co-captains may enter the captain's quarters,
And Stuart is currently in the front lead of becoming the co-captain if he if he if he shows bravery
I'm the sous chef. I already you said I was the sous chef. Yes chef
Why do you guys choose this game mode for noobs?
Yes, we started playing three hours ago
I see the gun is someone taped it to the side of this wall stopping to loot this one thing
Oh, no, no, no, there's the bigger boxes, I think.
Oh.
What?
We're gonna have to get this crew in shape, guys.
We're gonna have to get this crew in shape.
They are obviously thinking this is some type of fun play around town.
They are obviously thinking this is some type of silly game fun play around town.
This is real life!
We have to get these guys in life!
10 foot, 1 foot, 5 foot, huh?
It'll like if you LOS a certain hole it'll spawn clankers
And what are you gonna have enough ammo to fill okay, no, no we got tons there
Why is your two eighty millimeter area?
Wait a second hold on. Oh, sorry. I was looting
Something is a way X is still here too. Let's go. I'll be ready for some edit. Yeah
sell and
extract
Yes, but he doesn't know how to extract
Hold on what I think is is that I think you can't just be gone
Listen, I there's a lot of cooks in the kitchen here with just tell us what to do
Why can't I'm not even coca-cola
Ocean you know what guys guys in I know no, I'm I'm I'm promoting I'm promoting
Stuart Raffman, quote unquote ex-lead pro to interim regional co-captain to the
captain for now. Congratulations. Oh my god. Stop the engines. Stop the engines. We have to congratulate him.
I'm turning the engines off. Congratulations. Where the hell is the ammo? The Nipro is very hard to navigate.
Oh for he's a Dolly Goodfellas. Oh for he's a Dolly Goodfellas. Oh for he's a Dolly Goodfellas.
And he's in temporary regional chapter to go, captain.
Hey, yay!
Congratulations, stairs.
Holy crap, you're now freaking out.
Now you should go in the captain's quarters
and only for 30 seconds at a time.
Get that briefs.
It won't let me in.
Well, you have broken lights as well.
Where's the ammo?
What the fuck is this?
You don't have any!
No, it's just a fucking thing of air.
I brought ammo. I brought so much ammo!
I just...if only I had some kind of hidden shelf somewhere.
Wait, where did the box go? I lost the box.
Yeah, we're gonna...hold on.
Watch out for the box.
It's hard to tell, like...how far I am from them.
I've got three stacks of 40mm left, but we only have two.
Load all the guns. Well, the guns in the back are complete.
I mean, that'll be fine.
When we go to Insosin, I mean, we're literally going to get so much of that, that it doesn't
matter how much we've got.
Yeah, yep.
But it does not run.
It does.
But the front are unloaded, by the way.
Yeah, that's actually bad.
We need the front ones loaded.
Don't put the front ones unloading itself.
That's the thing.
We don't have the air to load the front one.
We must press on.
Okay, press on.
No.
You don't have to have ammo.
This is terrible.
Listen, yes we do.
We just abuse select shots.
Listen, yes we do, we just abuse select shots.
Don't eat ammo. We need our brains.
Yes, I think we're going to have to do it.
Yeah, I think we're going to have to do it.
We're going to let the cold captain meditate.
We might as well answer something in order to acquire some goo, shall we?
Oh!
Per baby, per chance. Per baby, per chance.
A rock ahead, rock ahead, rock ahead!
Really?
Be careful.
I can see these rocks
There's a rock in front of you
Straight to incel lemon
That's the mini miniature
When I see a nice shot
All the people on the poop deck are on the poop deck now.
To your stations.
Am I going or...
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
I just want to sit off the captain's quarters.
I'd like to see you in the captain's quarters immediately.
I'm on my way sir, sorry sir.
I'm on my way sir.
I just need to stay a little bit to find him.
Go ahead, okay.
Heavy right? Heavy right?
Uh...
Uh, yeah, get ready to do a one-six speed here.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Uh, hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
I'm gonna just...
Give me one moment.
Give it to me.
I need to see where the cavern's going to be.
I'm trying to find the cavern.
Oh, I'm here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Give it, give it.
That's 42.
Give the discord and talk to him.
We're gonna get around a little...
Give it, can you hear me?
They're talking a little louder. I can't make use too much.
A little louder?
Say what? Hello?
Okay, hello. Hello, gimmick. Listen, it's a little too...
It's too... Oh, oh! Oh, what the... Oh, God.
Listen, listen to me, gimmick. Listen.
Oh, hey, hey!
Hey, quiet in there.
Listen, gimmick. It's a little too noisy out there.
It's too crazy, right?
Just want you to know if the ship goes sideways, we're going to kill all of them, we're going to kill all of them, and we'll run away with the riches ourselves.
We live in Puerto Rico for the rest of our lives.
We don't need a lot of money. It goes a long way into it.
That's right. That's right.
Now, let's rejoin the discord. I think nothing happened.
Right.
Okay, good.
Okay.
We're on the same page.
Hello. Hello team. All for one and one for all. That's what I'd say. Who's they? Who's they?
We're all together. Holy shit. All together. Everybody goes down. All together.
Look at this moon.
I think it's stupid Neptune. It's stupid Earth moon.
We're on the moon.
That's Neptune. That's Neptune. That's Neptune.
Pretty sure that's the moon.
No, that's the question.
I would bet my kids college tuition that that's the most...
I would bet giving kids college tuition that that is also that too.
Wait, do I have to go through this first again or can I go around?
Let me look around a minute.
Giving kids are half as stupid as giving it that I can eat at college anyway.
What?
Half as intelligent as me and thinking at least
I mean, they could at least do community college.
Add minimum. Add minimum.
Add minimum.
Who's that?
IQI EQ, very rare to have, but...
Wait, wait, so hold on.
If they're at incel, St. Louis.
They've been looting this whole time?
Like, why are they still there?
Why are we...
They're looting for us.
Oh, yeah.
How is that there yet?
Do you have this thing in maximum overdrive?
Yes, it is.
Is this in maximum overdrive?
The dreadnought.
Where?
On the right, but it doesn't matter.
If we find sports kids, we must go to the dreadnought.
In a lobby like this, we'd have to do all the T's the one at the time.
It'd be quite the Trevor.
I think the dreadnought would only be in the other thing.
For France, go ahead!
Um, Mr. Jensen.
DETECTIVE ROCK!
Yeah, what up?
Team, team.
I know that I tried to follow that.
This is why we need a rock spotter.
This is why we need someone to spot the rocks.
When we do cross the end, we're gonna shoot their engines.
We're gonna shoot their base, we spam kill them on Respawn, you guys destroy their reactors so they don't have beds anymore, we take all of their blue GGs.
Wait, hold on, wait, Stuart, I have one question. Can you repeat all that I've got to listen?
I haven't got I guess trying to say shoot one leg you make them like stun
As the players to shoot the reactor
There's a board the ship
Greg captain squatters and overtake
Now I have to be win by this by getting the captain ship or we win by this one the reactor both
Wait, which what which was the reactor which was the engine
You want to aim at this
What is this what am I looking at this is the engine
I saw an X on about half a mile back
Well, I can make it fast
Yeah, that's an issue.
We need to really avoid getting into fights in these rocks or in stades.
You think we'll get up and test out our guns before we get out there?
Uh!
You see him still?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Uh!
Get out of there!
Uh!
Get out of there!
I don't know.
Uh!
I don't know.
Uh!
Fuck yourself.
You can kinda go through this too.
Fuck yourself immediately.
Waste no time.
That's a lot of disruptions.
Time is up. Time is of the essence.
Waste no time.
Fuck yourself immediately.
Oh shit, I think I can see him.
Wait, oh shit!
Enemy's on the stubborn bow!
I see him! They're burning!
Holy shit, they're on fire!
That's a flanger.
That's a flanger, yeah.
You see how it's on fire?
Yeah, it's like a different look.
So that means that somebody's there.
There's a hill behind that mountain. I'm not in volcano
Gigi will you get out of the way so I can see the smokes that she
I
Where is our 80 mil has nobody sees the 80 mil that I brought out
Again, I just like to remind everybody the front guns know I've empties
No, no, no, there's one with ammo. There's one
This one has 30 shot this okay, this one's got
But yes, nobody load up the secondary garden we're gonna be spawning clinkers here, but you take ammo out
You can take ammo. I do that box
No, no don't lie you don't wanna go back to kitchen
You go buy that one
I have no money
Oh shit
Loading the galaxy
Loading
Okay so it's the last?
I think I can take the shine
Oh no
We'll be a very limited ammo cabinet
Very limited
Good eyes good eyes
Ogan Cicada
Good eyes good eyes good eyes
To the right?
Yeah
The smoke stack that's like smoking
It's like fake nice
Yo whose there
Okay
Salt, it's salt
Go in like a straight line
You know please go out of the mic in my life side, please
I'm trying to aim here
You will not do it you will not do it at all. You will not do it at all. You will not do it at all
The match is...
Lock in!
The red team!
They've got the red team!
They've destroyed my team!
They're there!
Charge!
Don't over-steal!
I'm shooting the legs, I'm shooting the legs and they have 20 repair jibs, I don't know.
What leg, what leg are we going for, what leg?
I'm going for the leg.
Guys, at this point, I'm a bad enemy ship, it was fun.
What?
We gotta get rid of them.
What?
We gotta get rid of them.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh!
Dude!
I think we're on the wrong side.
I think we're on the wrong side with the dude.
This is- this is not looking good.
I will not like-
It's okay.
Is there a new home?
Not looking good. Don't look good.
I know. I know.
Yeah.
You have an extra gun?
Yeah, I got- yeah, I got-
See this?
What the hell is that guy made out of steel?
That's an a five-time point, man!
Ah, she's the quickest we have ever died.
That's clutching?
Oh, that's fine.
Okay, they had, they had side, like, like, defenders.
I have never seen that in my life.
Gigi I just need to make sure that the the wall is on the side of the enemy because I saw that we'd use the wrong side there
That's what they destroyed the reactor so fast. Should I be in?
Listen, we need you guys build another ship. Lemon and I need like 10 minutes. We'll be back in 10 minutes
You build a beautiful new nipler
Yeah, you want the enemy on the right side
That's what I was doing
Yeah, you said pretty sure when I was peering at the ship as it exploded like a burning star
I was that star you guys to the server and be honest. I don't know what that means at all
Yeah, that any extracted lose or money or progression never extracted not even one okay
Go to a major server, please because our server we we have ships ready in everything
Wait, hold on wait a second. You said you have ships ready and what?
We got goop you got everything. What else do you have other than everything?
Blue guns money purple guns money you have ships ready
Yes. Oh my gosh. What the hell are we doing here? We have to go
Yeah, it's I'm saying oh my god east go to east. Did you see it? So?
That's I'm saying
Now we're cooking now, we're cooking
No, I'm I'm actually I've really given myself a long time ago
We hold on do you have the nippler
Make a couple it's some something like that
Oh
Hold on hold on if we go if we go to this new server I
I must be the captain
You
We have angular cannons. Oh my god
Yeah, we do have that. Oh my god
Angular cannons
Yeah, we thought it was a myth, but they exist. Oh my goodness that sounds incredulous
That's how you said you see East, right?
Yeah, yeah, okay
Here we are. All right. Looks like it looks like gimmick and lemon are going to be
are going to be not joining us for this one.
Just to be just as far you can.
Yeah, you're going to Belch there.
Sorry. I get a little gassy when I'm nervous.
I have to add a bedroom to that.
Yeah. I don't.
Veterans.
Am I inviting you guys you inviting me?
We'll give you the code here, you know.
Perfect.
Alright, what do you want?
What kind of gun do you want?
You want like a rifle?
You want a revolver?
I want that rifle that has the silver top.
I go crazy with that weapon.
You want the M82?
I don't know.
So what is it?
Boys, what was that weapon I found?
It's a one shot rifle.
The Petrov yeah, the Petrov that sounds right yeah, I have the M82 X might have the Petrov
I have one more crew this must okay. Is the Petrov like one of the best guns in the game because I was I was killed
Oh, I have one I have a Petros, but it's a green one. Is that cool? Oh, no, I was hoping for blue
That's okay, I'll take the green one. I'll take the green one. I do have that actually
You can call me you can call me
You can call me Captain BP. Captain BP, Cap is going to be reserved to more higher ranking
members of the channel. Okay? Let me tell you something, Jesse. You are on your fast
track through that. You know what? I'm promoting you. You are no longer interim temporary
regional co-captain to the captain. You are now permanent, permanent regional co-captain
to the regional captain.
Yeah, thanks, Cap.
You can call me Cap.
What a splendid day for all of us.
This is a big day for all of us.
What a big day.
I am nearly ready.
Mr. West AI?
A few seconds.
This has gone longer than his stash time in Togoff.
My stash time in Togoff is reasonable.
These were in short.
Hmm
What exactly
Oh, yeah
Well, actually see I honestly unlike jesse. I didn't really see you performing okay jesse
actually if you could take XTC under your wing would you mind I'll give it a shot um thank you
I'm not demoting you XTC because I see potential
well I accept the node because I don't want to resolve the ability I feel like if I
failure you guys I mean it's bullshit that's true that's true that's true you know what you can be
front and side cannon engineer
Okay, so I mean deal actually that mm-hmm and angular and angular
Cannon engineer wait, we're gonna need a janitor. There's the code is the code of the lemon is already the jam genitor
I've been I've demoted him
Did you obviously steering me on guy
I try to give you a lead, I try to give you a die.
It says I have to promote you to captain, it just doesn't feel right.
Listen, it's not the real captain, we all know that.
You know what I mean? It's just the game captain.
The real captain, we all know who the real captain is.
The real captain is, so give me a fine.
So if what happens if you get lost in battle that would go to the sous chef captain
Which would be gimmick and if gimmick gets lost in battle it would go to the permanent the sous chef is above
What's he cooks he cooks and if and if if he dies in battle
It goes to the regional co-captain to the regional captain, which would be you
And then after that would be Jinji the steering wheel guy fifth would be XQC the angular
cannon engineer and six would be Lemon Smith the janitor.
Oh, I mean I'll dig into that.
Write that down.
I can't forget.
Oh, I mean we have forminability.
Just like you.
I'm lucky.
We what?
Forminability.
Just like you, I'm like you.
What?
Forminability.
Oh, that's fine.
I genuinely cannot even tell a difference.
I have jokes.
I sent you the code actually, I sent it to him.
I did, I sent you the code.
I'm here, did you have the code?
What?
I'm sending you the code for the match.
Here you are.
This is gonna be good by the way.
On December, they actually revere us off the sands.
Yeah, true.
You're feared within these sands, huh?
Yes.
They come up to us and bring us loot, so to give them protection.
Incredible. Incredible.
Honestly, guys, we might have dicked around so long that lemon and give it might already be...
Lemon?
Lemon, are you back?
Well if they're back, you have to add two more rooms X somehow.
Oh no, I didn't.
It doesn't sound like they're back anyways.
I think we're good.
Oh!
What was the NBN, what was that?
What was that?
Oh man!
Alright, plan expansion.
So you want the patrol to bring you back?
Oh no, no, no, don't do that yet.
Exactly what it's all about.
Okay, don't loot up the idea away from there.
the way from there. I need for
the big day. Oh, wait, you're
going to be alright. We're
back. Send us the send us the
new code. New code. Here you go.
New code. We're on US East, by
the way. So, it's a US East.
I got some all along. There's
the code right there. So, who
made this build? Is this an X
build? I got a rush a little
bit. Pay us a picture. So,
like a geese. You know what a geese?
What geese?
Pride Monk. Pride Monk. Hey, let's do it.
Let's get it.
Is this your pride ship?
Yeah, it has a long beak at the front.
Very long beak.
And we use it to ram them in and to board the ship.
And the back is really voluptuous.
They cannot hit the engine from the back.
Oh, okay, so if they're hitting it from the back, I mean, they just, yeah, I mean, so...
I mean, they reach a big wall.
Quick question, how do I switch server regions?
You escape a region?
Yeah.
Yep, thank you.
Do I need to bring a cannon?
No.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm bringing an 80-40mm and 30-80mm, by the way.
You need to bring your own suit.
Got you, okay.
I
Ammo bring got you okay. No, actually you don't even have to bring ammo. Do I even have your ammo?
Yeah, I have your ammo. Yeah, you're not gonna bring ammo or nothing. Okay, drink food
Okay, we have to make a new character. Wait, why?
Because every certain thing if you're like wow, it's like a different server like every server is a server
I don't know why I
Feel like that's a little weird for this kind of game
Yeah, we were on South America because US East wasn't working for the first day and when we went back to our original server
We saw we got reset. There's South America servers
Yeah
We need to get internet
No, is that oh, is that new tech new tech new technology
Just a gun, some food.
Starlink.
Oh, guys, Starlink.
Starlink.
That's Elon Bezos.
Elon Bezos.
It's Elon Bezos.
It's Elon Bezos, I believe.
Jeff Musk.
Yes, Jeff Musk.
yeah I'm you know if you get started this is crazy most people don't know
if you actually get started, eat on musk personally comes down, bring food and
your own guns and stuff, okay I'm just bringing them like it's five beans
enough I haven't even eaten, five beans is five respawns, five beans on you is good
and then bring five beans to put into your things you don't have any med kids yet
and when you start getting med kids just start bringing like five beans or
So the beans are like a medkit but they also use a bean through spawn?
This is a crew, gentlemen. I've never seen a crew.
This is a crew. Do you see this? Are you seeing the crew?
Because this is a crew. So what guns do we need?
I can bring a dude.
We've got peanuts. No, not guns. I mean, I have cannons.
Genji, the killer.
This guy, ooh!
This other guy gimmick
Better watch out for him. He's nasty. He is nasty second. This guy. Ah
Stuart Stuart Raffin who don't let him sneak up behind you. Do not let him see get behind you low and finally
Expert shooter fastest
Let me tell you you give him $5
No, we're good. I think I have all the guns. And, uh,
I'm gonna bring three or four guns.
I think we see this.
Four guns?
50 of this purple low recoil shell.
40.
Got it.
Yeah.
I think we have enough.
We're good.
Yeah.
We're loaded.
All right.
Ready?
You see this?
Yeah.
I brought a cannon.
We get an intro.
Yeah.
For you.
Hell yeah.
We, of course we can.
I'm bringing a armor.
Oh, that, uh,
Of course, of course we did!
Lock it boys!
Lock it!
it's the name of your ship. Do
you have a name? Yeah, that's true. It
doesn't need a name. Oh, it's the
shaky mule. Oh, the shaky mule.
Beautiful. It's exactly the iron
The iron bound hound!
We are going out on the sand on the iron bound hound!
It's just the Goopy Goose!
The Goopy Goose?
It sounds like Pinky!
It sounds like a beautiful name!
Look at all the chilling in here!
I've never seen this!
See what?
I
Now watch this marble
Don't fall off of this guy careful
Look at this thing you gave it has a smoking patio. Oh my goodness gracious
That's come up here look at this
Oh, now this is a ship. Oh my goodness. Almost as good as the Nipola
Nearly there
It's pretty good. It's just we can't access anything. You know look at the captain's room. Is it better? Is it the same?
It's in some part my cabbage room is significantly better
Where's my room can you remove your bed from the
It's not an engineering oversight. It's a it's a protect us. Yeah
Wait miss X hold on
There's a problem back over here with your ship. Would you follow me really quick and use the problem? Yeah
Where you what?
Downstairs now. Oh, yeah
There's I'm hold on. I'm upstairs. I'm upstairs
Yeah, you gotta go from there. I'm looking. Oh, I'll be there's a one brought with this shit. There's one
Right. Oh my god. Come down here. Come down. It's oh right here right here. Yeah, this bed
This is the captain so that that would be
Thank you, good shirt, thank you, good shirt, thank you.
Bad news, no safe living in south here.
Oh, that's a shame.
Having a little bit of our time figuring out how the hell I get past our engine.
Right here, right here.
Do you mind?
Oh yeah.
I told you, it's not as good as the Nipolar, alright?
It ain't no Nipbler.
You'll see it'll come in clutch.
The Nipbler is ADA friendly.
You could be in a wheelchair and I think
this is where we're disabled.
Disabled accessible.
Let it look right here.
Let it look up.
There's a wheel chair that comes up.
This can be used in suit.
Thank you.
What do I hear?
Somewhere there is a armor
The breach loader
Five bullets
uh...
five
five bullets
five
i'm lonely and i'm lonely
that's actually all i have
five bullets
yeah but we'll find more, we'll find more
we'll hold on now
we're kind of like really
big in this shooting spot
okay, i'll give you this deal
five
Five bullets!
We got some fudge, dog, and milk.
Most glory of...
You see, Peace Boy?
Oh, we got... oh, we got it, we got it.
Most glory of...
Is this going to even work?
Did you just shoot one of the bullets?
He did.
He didn't even work?
Four more.
Yeah, don't know another guy. Don't worry. That was another guy. Oh
Hold on this is going to work
It works good good good good good
Hey, hold up. There's purple bullets in here. What's going on with that?
What a purple ball
I didn't even test these guns.
Yeah, don't test the guns.
Yeah, you don't want to go into battle.
If there's a problem, I really shouldn't.
We're going to lose.
How many of these things are you going to get in it?
You activate it, and it will feel and it will heal the shell.
Hold on. I did what?
Let's check. Hold on.
It'll AOE heal all of us.
Wait, where is this one right here?
This is your thieves living thing?
to the starboard board bow
starboard board
road take
road take to the starboard board bow
wait jord
quickly quickly road take to the starboard board bow
sign
do i take you guys over there or no
yes yes yes
immediately here in july
go go go
lock it
stop
Oh
I'm back. I'm back. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness!
Locked in boys! Locked in boys!
Are you guys on it?
I guess I need to turn here.
We healed really early. We healed very early.
That's me!
Where's my body?
It's not on the ship.
Why would we heal so early?
Who's body is right here?
Who is this?
I can't see if there's somebody's body laying on the gun.
I
Stop the ship stop the ship stop the ship
They're slimy kids. They make me do this.
Knock him, knock him!
Swipe!
Show yourself, demon! Show yourself!
Come out!
There's dip! There, I just died!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
I see them! They're up, they're up!
I wonder where my gun is, these stuff.
My, all of them, my body...
360 trick shot, now let's go!
I'm running my reserve weapon, I'm dropping my reserve weapon!
Watch out, you have indoors!
No!
Just punch, punch, punch it right in the head!
Yup!
Oh my god!
Dude, these guys are fucking insane!
I'm getting one tap in the center, watch out for my body!
The second I go down there, one tap!
I am!
Oh my oh my god
The Kraken 90s the Kraken 90s
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's you see that
Somebody stole my rifle
By the way, I'm stuck it. I'm stuck in a foot. I'm stuck in a foot
Help
Alright, so can we can loot them their bodies
What is 20 can
20 can to be
There's armor right here
We'll loot their cannons for ammo
I got so much ammo. I got so much in oh my god. I just got rich. I just got rich. Oh my good
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. It's over. We have won the day
Somebody else grab this. It's the whole crate full of ammo
I don't see this credit level there's an entire crate full of ammo where there was what I saw someone take it off
AX X data one no there's another one like a third one
It's a triple triple
Quadro quadro ammo crate quadro triple quadro triple triple
I'm coming back. I'm coming back.
What? Do you see it?
Where do you see it?
Going back. Going back.
I'll show you.
Where's the black box at?
The black box is where you kill the sleeping drops out of the ramp.
Okay, somebody already grabbed it.
Somebody already grabbed it.
Oh, you guys can get it.
Where did you get it?
I don't know.
Where's the black box that was the black box that you got it
We have it all we have it all
I'm coming up coming up coming thought I saw I saw the black box. Oh my god. I just found incredible items. Oh my goodness
I'm on this tip
I'm not the last one to let him be known, I'm not the last one.
Streams.
Can you please?
To the cameo servant!
Where are we going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there.
Next person to ask me for cameo, I'm doing it, but I'm also cursing that person.
I will say I will curse you immediately!
Curse you at once!
Make sure every candidate is...
Make sure you get a free pass this time, because it's a new rule.
It's a new rule that just got executed right now.
That thing is busted easy.
It's actually good.
I just cannot believe that person.
There's a person directly to our right wait, I can't believe the loot I just acquired
Oh
Level three blue shotgun
Ten energy rods
19 cans of beans. Oh, yeah. Oh you dirty. Oh my god
Medium armor oh my god
Mad kicks oh
My goodness gimmick let me tell you something you perform so great
Oh, you should see me out there.
You performed so greatly in front of them.
Your leadership skills during that exchange were immaculate.
Oh.
Immaculate.
Oh, I'm so happy somebody noticed.
Mm-hmm.
Jesse?
Jesse, where's Jesse at?
Got it.
Yeah, I know.
Jesse, may I say that your skills were immaculate during that fight?
We need to break them in more.
Immaculate your leadership, your skills.
Now XQC, it was a blue light.
There's a little light up in the seat.
I'm gonna get you to see more of you.
Nice.
I'm glad you did.
You guys are the person to our lab shooting us.
Wait a minute.
There's a dead man!
Man the cannons immediately!
Can you name me?
Immediately!
Oh my god, I just fell give them one for
Give me to the right side. Give me to the right side.
Who compartment destroyed?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Ooh, another compartment destroyed!
I don't know, I don't know, but I'm repairing our legs.
I'm repairing legs, I'm repairing legs.
Legs repaired, legs repaired.
This is definitely not an optimal time for ancient mages.
Oh, he's getting us.
I just killed someone, I think.
Let me begin.
What is that?
I'm doing very good.
Here we go!
Let them have it boys!
Oh, this is awful.
Let them have it!
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me a close, give me a close.
Kill them.
Let them have it boys!
Come on!
Come on, come on.
There we are.
Oh my god, it's a joint!
Let them have it boys!
Go in, egg!
Come here, guys! I want to finish you up!
I'm about to finish you up! Get over here!
Oh, get your hands up! This is a robbery!
This is a robbery!
Godwin! Godwin!
One down!
I got one too. That's two.
Two down! Two down!
Two down! Good work, David. Good work!
I feel so alive for the very first time they came to me.
These guys were poor.
They were poor.
They were on a high level, very experienced.
They had a massive great shift.
Yeah, this was extreme poor.
We just killed a brand new set of players.
Extremely skilled though.
Very skilled though.
I just saw his ID though.
They are poor, but he was born wealthy.
Lord's his name, Lord's his name.
His name was Nemo Babies.
Okay, everybody get on.
Okay.
On him on.
Alright.
We're good X.
Okay.
They've seized Pirate Joggleyship.
Now he must return with the booty.
We have to.
Where?
turn with the booty at once!
He unloaded our gear on the ground!
No way!
No, no, no, no.
What?
He unloaded our one on the ground?
Somebody snuck onto our ship and gave us the old donkey.
He gave us the old donkey treatment.
The old slip nip?
The old slip nip slip.
The old nip slip.
Look on the floor. I'm gonna follow our trace. Wait who's dead on our
How much should they take
Where they go
What kind of person takes the loot off of our ship and just chucks it up
but not
Also, if we have no supplies, I mean it's gonna hard to fight right guys shaky mule. Is that us?
No, that's not us
Wait, should we do it? Should I be
Bording and looking we are the shaky mule someone turned off the engine again. Oh, there's a guy on our shit
Kill him
Get him at once!
Hey, get out of here! This is our ship!
Not your ship!
Not your ship! Get out of here!
Get on the edge! Get on the edge!
Somebody's stolen the spoilers! They stole our ship!
Get on the edge!
We don't have any ship guides.
He's still our ship.
I got C4! I got C4! I got C4!
I got Captain's spoilers!
And Captain's...
I've blown it open!
Is that the quarter?
I'm going to get him. Oh shit. She is quiet guys. What am I doing? I'm blowing up. I'm going to get him.
No one destroyed. No one destroyed. Captain. Captain. Captain.
He's on his feet. Yes sir. Captain. I got you. I am right now. Reclaim the ship. Reclaim the ship. Reclaim it. Reclaim the ship.
Hold on. We're going to get it back right now.
Oh my god. That little rat. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What a rock!
You're shaking me up!
I got him! I got him!
I'm gonna put this box back!
They've been dropping something.
How do I get in the new door?
Wait, I see...
They actually aren't really dropping it though.
We have a neighbor...
I saw him drop me right here. Look on the side.
Oh, I see.
Wait, X, there's a major problem!
where are you where are you quickly where are you I'm gonna go down below
and make sure they didn't drop anything on the sand don't leave without me oh
yeah they dropped a shitload on the sand
well there's two great chocolate that's in nice to face I got it somehow got
That one's empty, but you should still grab it, I guess.
I loaded this one up.
And I jumped off the ship.
Because we don't need doors on this ship, you can navigate this ship without doors.
Wait, dude, I'll come.
Shit, you're right.
Let's go start shooting him.
Fuck this guy.
I will go seize the ship!
Stand back!
Charge!
He's turning on the...
the engine?
I'm pretty sure that's just the guys that are breathing this.
Charge!
Oh, turn this off.
He's going in.
He's going in!
I don't see anybody on deck right now. I don't see anybody on deck. I got you covered
Yeah, cover me cover me
Still it's empty. This is a phantom ship. Well that part is there. We have to charge charge blanket blowing it up
Let me quickly, let me quickly, surrender and no one gets hurt, surrender and surrender!
There's a locked container in here.
Oh, hold on, wait a second, something's wrong.
Something looks different.
Wait, hold on, what's going on?
This is all of our stuff, I think.
play them in play them in play them in out play them in out
he's on the leg by the leg I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him
this is all about this box how do you open a lock box how do you go fucks
are you guys gonna drag our ship over there should we run back to you
I have a lot of boxes in here.
Yeah, I'm coming on right.
Yeah.
Why are you here with me?
Dude, dude, this is a cheap bolt.
Wait, XX, can I see for a locked box?
He's still alive.
Got him.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
All our boxes are gone.
Dude, who is wrapping us?
We got to put them.
We're getting 12 here.
They're all on your board.
I see them, I see them.
They're on me.
I'm moving.
No
Oh my god
Oh my god, somebody's still wait somebody's still around here
We're going to shut up, we're going to shut up.
All right, the box is just keep feeling.
The box is just, the box is all loose, God.
We must go.
Somebody's still here.
Somebody's still riding on our ship.
Nobody's still.
The box is all loose.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Let me grab that ammo box.
Oh, the, oh, well.
No way, well that might be it.
right guys I'm blowing up with the lock box
oh there's another one another right next to peanut
literally he's coming right to it
no right next to peanut it's all new skin
oh god I'm coming I'm coming
peanut he's right now listen play at the C4 on it peanut
oh good thingy good thingy good thingy good thingy
I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it I'm on it
I'm gonna get away a little bit.
Break the leg, break the leg.
Break the leg, boys.
Break the legs. I can't catch up.
Guys are so in...
I can see the after the ship.
He's coming up the ship.
Someone just stuck on to our ship.
Okay, I'm on the gun. Somebody else get him.
Why is it moving?
You're breaking the threshold.
He's coming for us.
Let me get him. Let me get him.
We have to get him.
Yeah. Let me try.
Red is in the middle.
What the hell?
That red is the middle.
What the hell?
I can get him back here.
No, you don't.
This is a robbery!
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, god.
Oh, they fooled me.
I have been fooled! I have been fooled!
I have been- I have been fooled!
I'm shooting it, I'm shooting it, I'm nailing it!
There's a guy in the mountain, there's a guy in the mountain, he's escaping to the mountain!
Oh, shit!
Is he the captain?
I don't know if he's the captain, but I'm gonna chase him down!
Is this stuff buggy? This thing is-
He's down, he's down, he's dead!
Hold on, I've blown open the door!
Capture the ship, I'm catching the ship!
Oh, yes!
Oh my god.
These guys are rich!
Oh my god!
He was giving us
Absolutely
I can't control it. He's bugged on our ship and I can't shoot him
Driving it and they've been invisible sometimes and I can't drive it
Wait, throw shank on him
Somebody's on our ship one of us whoever's on our ship. She got man in the head
We should put all the loot down somewhere guys
Where is the slipper responding like it's the same slipper where he's responding
I don't know
Like trying to be
He just posted on a chat again
Somebody's on it
just clear the boat is it is it impossible to get stomped by these things wait who's the what's
this gift to our left that was not blown up there's a gift to our left yeah i don't know
okay let's go let's go let's go let's go jump i got c4 on me i got c4 on me
to be to be to do it
Lock it boys lock it
You just they've been throwing our loot overboard. There's loose yet across the stand ship and now making it over taken
I don't get it. This is it boys. Just it
You see both of them. I'm gonna blow this ship up over here. Yeah, we're on this planet boss. Definitely the guy
Space aliens move move
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
I can see, I can see, I can't!
What the hell is happening?!
What's going on?!
Holy shit!
There's a C4 in there!
What?!
He's taking his hands off of me!
Nice! There's another ship!
There's another ship here!
Oh my god!
Nice! There's another ship coming right towards us!
Oh my god!
I can't!
There's another ship!
Yeah, there's lots of players right there.
Do I have to ignite the C4?
Yes!
I
Right behind you get it don't do what I'm right behind you
Triggered can we shoot it?
Give me that shit right there. Yeah, I was right there
Don't worry give a guy one C4 I would see forward five. Oh my god
Oh my god, head shot!
Did you see that?
Did you just see that?
Exits literally all of our videos.
Did you just see that?
Right next to our base, I'm putting it in.
No way!
Well, there's even more here.
He's up, he's up!
Nice!
Go, go, go, go!
Charge!
Go for the best part!
I'm trying my best alone.
I'm on it. I'm on it. They're coming right at us. They're coming right out of our ship.
I know what to do!
What do I do? What do I do?
They've got to be so large. I'm going to hit their legs.
Yeah, try to do that right now.
It's all hard to do.
We've been disabled. Catching up to Lake Destroyed, Lake Destroyed, Lake Destroyed.
Don't go fast, don't go fast, so we get in the way.
I don't have any more people, we gotta wait till he opens the doors.
Here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Holy, he blew up! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
No, I gotta be dead!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Holy shit!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
You can stop it, stop it.
Stop, yeah.
On the ground on the ground get up boys get up
What's this we've been inseminated
I got
We'll be back on the ship back
This is so stupid that they can do this.
He killed him.
He's dead.
Nice.
Go, go, go, go!
How do we stop this shit?
I got it.
Stop this shit!
Stop it!
I got it.
I'm getting there.
I'm working my way.
This shit is impossible to navigate.
Stop it.
Stop this shit!
Oh, shit.
If I knew it was a hacker.
OK, I got it.
I got it.
I'm going to do a guys' report and find a crappy spot.
Can I have a party?
I'm going to die because I'm bugged in our ship.
I just died cuz I was bugged. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness not there's a guy on our ship on our ship against the same dude
Stop the ship I'm going to the captain's quarters drop the anchor turn off the reactor
How do I turn off the reactor?
Okay, it's off it's off it's off it's off it's off
I'm on it boss. Don't do where I'm on it. He's in the captain's
I'm on the case. I'm on the case. He's killing me. It's not it's the guy that we've never destroyed
Capture the captain's court of capture
I think he's I think he's spawning in our captain's quarters
I think he's got a better ship
Can you kill him a little time?
Not it! I captured the ship! I captured it!
I killed him!
Oh, good job!
Hooray!
This is what you get!
Who is it?
Freak man!
That's a day in the bed!
You cannot have a badge on a fucking head!
On a coat isn't yours and more on it!
But like, what if, like, he slipped this?
He's cheating!
We hold on what if what if he turned one of our crew oh my god
Listen, I'm gonna be honest guys. I did get offered a large sum of money to let it let a man speak
Oh, no, oh
No, he says large some it was $20 that is that's a large sum
I need this back here, but it's most important that the captain sleeps nice and tidy at night.
That's what's most important.
Wait, should we go back to the wreckage?
There's no way we got all that loot.
It's the same dude, it's here.
They were throwing an overboard too.
I feel like we were a leaky bucket.
There's gotta be boxes scattered across the sand.
I'm just gonna listen.
Hostiles and Aaron and stuff like that.
Those are like, three names that the game just gives.
Yep.
I don't want to hide from them.
Oh, they're sneaky.
Oh, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.
Very sneaky.
Someone turn on the engine.
I got you.
Yeah, you do it.
I think we did pretty good I mean other than right be in there
we did pretty good right yes
well this is the captain's corner Genji only the captain and co-captain
this guy was throwing boxes overboard are we sure we didn't like
Okay, yeah, we just chucked him shit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, show us how, like, if we extract, how do we split the loot?
How's that work?
It doesn't matter.
There's so much gas.
How much did it last?
So it's just, like, an even split across the board?
What happened to that black box I had?
Ew.
Did someone pick up a black box that I left on the door at the bottom?
Yep.
I've been working on one of these things.
That's so great to hear.
Oh, that's so great to hear.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, I was pumpkin.
I was puckered, let me tell ya.
Just get ready for this guy, I'm pretty sure he's like speed athlete actually.
Yeah, he's cheating.
What the heck? There's guns floating in the sky.
I'm still going with the idea that one of us is a double agent.
Where? Where? You showed me who he was with the best yesterday. He was like...
Lemon hasn't talked in a while. Lemon, did you make a deal with this Aaron fella?
Listen, I found him on Craig's list. He's a nice guy, alright?
Oh, how much do you pay?
Let's get this thing real quick.
I
How much
The captain's quarters twice.
I think you made me the double agent.
Well, the toilet in, I'm going to be honest,
the toilet in the captain's quarters,
I've been using it as well.
Well, I can't make you flat.
It's just cleaner.
I think it is cleaner.
It is cleaner.
I cannot make you flat.
Oh, yeah.
I'll listen to you.
I can see whether the mistakes could be made.
Gigi, were you pooping?
I think everybody's using the toilet.
Were you pooping in the captain's quarters?
That's why you were here.
No, I was telling you that I
I checked to see if there was someone in there, because there was stuff floating into the sky out on the left side, so I thought maybe someone was jumping.
Genji just admitted she's the double agent.
Well, I didn't go there, and I did do jumping now.
Genji just admitted she's the double agent.
Can I see it?
No, I don't see it.
I think it's in the country.
A likely story.
A semi-automatically.
A likely story.
I heard Captain's quarters, I heard the word floating, and I heard the word dumping, and I'm just gonna say it guilty.
Guilty.
utility box at least.
What's going on?
Utility box. I mean, you get a box.
Where are you?
It's uh...
Down at this?
It's at the camp.
Yeah, she can sit in the whole box and get a scrap.
Okay, I'm coming.
Guys, we got some pretty good lift here.
It's good.
Keep it.
Yeah, I'm coming back.
I was deep in the rows and folds.
Nooks in the credits the nooks in the credit. Oh my goodness. You guys got all the nooks
We forgot one of the crannies. Oh, there's the utility lock up off right here
Just grabbing
You see the time
Oh my god for tiger
We gotta go to the inside.
It's fortnight!
Let's go, let's go.
Oh my god, there's a circle in this game.
You see that?
Look, look!
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Look, gimme, gimme!
Look!
Look at my iPad.
There's a circle just like fortnight.
I saw that.
You get a little piece out here?
oh my god I think I see him all his little legs who she's camping across
the sands oh my god oh my we'll have to leave him well you can see my guts
so much. I already tried that earlier. I tried that many times.
You know, I think that I think that we may have saved the day
the rest of the crew could do by. I mean, we were out there.
And we were out there. We were the roles of the force. We
were in the fate. Oh, talking about, you think they're
going to do this a medal for this? Listen, listen, listen,
The rest of the crew is yelling about how we haven't reached the extraction yet, and they haven't even activated the turbo thruster.
Oh my God.
Look, check this out.
Here is the turbo.
Back!
All you do is pull the red handle, and it goes into super maximum overdrive.
Is that right?
That one right there.
Here, 100 percent.
I'm 100 percent certain.
So
Oh, I'm the honking how to try bro do the light home
I'm just letting you know we're going to extract her!
Let them extract her!
Yo, I'm going to use like massive loads and I'm pretty sure we're going to get an extract
Hold on, you're arms are releasing.
Like I'm sure an extract is going to slide.
I've been going to get on the wheel.
Do it for a little bit.
No.
What do you want to do?
You want to go to the city first?
I'm going to extract.
get all the loots.
I think it is empty as well.
What do you buy from lemon?
What do you guys want to do?
Do you guys want to stay here and get all the loots?
No, no, no, no.
It's time to leave.
And then get some more feed.
We haven't checked in on once.
Captain, as agreed,
it is leaving time.
We can do it again.
We run back.
Do I have a little mission just to poke my head in the captain's course?
I haven't even seen in there.
You can see, I will be five seconds in the captain's quarters.
Five seconds.
Okay.
This is nice.
I'm gonna shoot.
Kill him.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Six and a half seconds.
I'm gonna shoot.
Kill him.
Listen, Levin, listen, Levin, listen.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen, the captain needs you to do something.
Yeah.
The captain needs you to turn Super Overdrive on
by turning that red handle.
Okay, is this Super Overdrive?
All right, I'll hit the right here.
Anything for you, Captain.
I'm right here.
Uh, X.
Overdrive initiated.
Yeah, alloy?
Oh, you turned off the engine.
Uh, oh.
The women, you didn't do it right.
I think that was an overdrive.
That was you.
You didn't do it right.
Alloy, allo, allo.
Excellent, buddy.
I have an excellent question.
Anything for you, Captain.
That helped the team.
You did great, Lavin.
It's on, it's on, it's on!
Wait, it's not on!
It's not on! It's not on!
I tried...
It's on, it's on! Go, go, go!
Oh, we're on immediately.
We're on immediately.
Wait, no, something's happening!
Something's wrong here!
You just hit it once.
We're trying to...
You have to hold it.
Don't do it at the same time as me!
Let the captain do it.
Captain, you handle this. This is a Captain-esque task.
Lemon! I'm not doing any work.
There you are. There you are.
We're back. We are back in action.
Sorry about that. I'm still training Lemon. He's...
I'm an intern. I'm an intern.
The more handle fell off back here, we had to screw it back on.
Is it true that, like, you won't get the loot unless they're on a shelf?
I don't know.
Yes, yes, sure. Yes, yes, sure.
Oh, shit.
There's no room on the shelf x we go go to the refrigerators
We got a really double-checking it makes it a much
Make I do that is doing access to my shit. I pay you the loot is it's room centric
We whatever's in your room goes to your stash or whatever
He just came to the captain's cottage and took my ship!
Ha ha ha!
Initiating overdrive.
I mean, I mean, I wouldn't lie, would I?
But that's not how it works.
We're taking out much time!
Not in your pocket, Billy.
Not in your pocket.
The only way to initiate overdrive, you gotta put the material into the reactor.
Sorry, wait, I don't have a bed on here.
Ooh, don't you?
Am I not allowed to sleep in the air?
Don't you?
I see P-Met, I see Stuart, I don't see P-Met!
I don't see P-Met!
Take it off, take it off!
Oh no!
No!
Don't forgive me!
Oh no!
Alright, someone, someone prepare to run out and jump up on top of that radio tower
and call for uh, the radio.
You don't have to pick a cell.
Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off!
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
You got a gingerbread.
This way right here.
I don't think there's anybody we should just be getting here.
There's a lake down there.
Yeah, I'm just gonna check these bugs.
Oh, it just blew me off.
Watch this tap.
There's one. There's one.
Don't shoot that. Don't shoot that.
Don't shoot what? Don't do what?
But what would you do if somebody had to do that again?
Hypothetically.
Oh, hypothetically.
Hypothetically it would explode.
Shoot what?
Would it just be Genji or would it be everybody?
Hypothetically.
Everything.
The purple crystal?
Yeah.
If I shoot this purple crystal the whole ship explodes.
Yeah.
It does look shootable.
That's the thing.
I'm not gonna shoot it but I mean it would be fun to shoot it. It does look very suitable. It does purple crystal that
Explodes I feel like you lie no no no no just think about it guys if this was really suitable to explode the whole ship
He would have obviously put it inside of a room and not out in the front back
Actually a pretty good idea
Do you think we should just like hold on wait hold on
Keep I need you to stand out there with the purple rock for a second
It's for a second.
Just go ahead and stand out there holding the purple rock.
Just for a second.
Just for a moment.
You know, I bet you this thing doesn't even explode.
Go ahead and drop it real quickly.
Oh.
Oh, he was out. Well, he was out.
It wasn't an explosion.
Excuse me, it's taking my shit again!
Well, I didn't look at the little blue box.
How much loo-
Excuse me, it has.
What the-
It's the-
It's the blue box!
No, if these were all filled a second ago, now there's like five slots, basically, and I'd not even judge it.
Oh my God.
I'm not having a typical Canadian.
Typical Canadian.
Oh my God, this is typical, typical Canadian.
I could not believe that.
Do you believe that? Are you stupid?
I'm telling you it's a lot of work.
Fabric, x, fabric, fabric.
Quick.
Give it, give it, we're out of here.
Hey, somebody's taking it!
Hey, Genji, they're stealing our ship!
Genji, they're stealing our ship!
Quickly take all the boxes and throw them over the board!
I'm also going to the captain's quarters.
Oh, no! No!
Mrs!
Hey, permission to...
What is it called?
Mutiny.
Oh, here guys, mutiny.
Mutiny permission has been denied.
Get off the ship or you're dead!
What? What?
Oh my God, I almost died!
I did die!
You died?
Yeah!
I'm staying on the ship.
I'm staying on this ship.
Permission to stay on this ship.
Permission granted, permission.
All right, all right.
Permission granted, permission granted.
I'm on the captain's quarters, and it's beautiful in here.
It's incredible.
Wait, hold on.
I'm moving on real.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
I'm moving myself down there.
Wait, here this?
Who just fell into me?
I'm stuck.
Wait, I'm stuck.
Wait, did someone grab my items?
He got you.
Thank you.
I'm out of here. I left.
How do we get out?
Oh my god.
Hooray!
Good work, team. Good work.
So, look at all the loot. Get ready.
It's going to show us all the loot right here.
Let's see the money spread. Let's see the money spread.
It all goes to me, next.
Hey, why did you get nothing?
I swear to God.
Hold on, hold on, wait a second, something literally shows nothing.
It shows X with everything, gimmick.
I'm not pressing ready until someone explains to me why I got two items!
I have the five on me.
I think it's because you guys died at the end.
No, someone took my bed away before I died.
I swear I didn't do any of that like like I'm not a scum fuck. I didn't take
I told you it's raiding the captain's quarters. I told you
Telling you another look at him seven look at him guys 17 items. Look listen. Yeah, he's not a scum fuck
But also 17 items
Plus 17 plus the item that you see in front of them
Guys explain to me how this does this
explain to me what I'm sorry items like those are the items that are in your
inventory see it's like what there's no way I could have that mini
well I left with a box oh because I'm about to get loot more oh you was
I just collected all the best fluid and the one box!
He is a stompfuck!
Oh my god, my children are watching!
I just told my kids that he is a little ugly!
I could have got out with the box, I went out with nothing but my nipples!
I died at NCC, put my whole body in his box!
I couldn't be this full.
8000 I got how much does that I got 7000 7000 what got 321 top right top right estimate value
estimated value 1,616 no way I just want to test something give it how much two is your
to be the value. I don't know how to check that but I had 2,000 scrap now I have 2,321
is that it? Okay she got 321. Gigi how much did you get? 300? Alright and then uh
Gigi how much did you get? Uh a measly 7,200. Oh my god and how much did you get?
information with holding information but it's because I want to hide in my arms
and lastly 11 how much did you get a hundred and 16 okay so we have total
combined about 2400 and these two new guys have a total combined of about 15,000
I don't think we even reached 2400.
I'm 1600, I'm 1600.
Are you at 68? Okay.
So obviously something is going on here.
Something mysterious is going on here.
Is it client-sided bug?
No, it's because my currency isn't Canadian dollars mine.
And also, it's because you died the end, plus no bed, plus no contribution.
Well hold on, hold on, who's deciding whether I can ship you or not?
I saw this man solo board an enemy ship.
I solo boarded three enemy ships, blew them open as if they were nothing,
Taking over a whole legions of armies single-handedly while the rest of my crew
Leasered back at the ship miles away, and you're telling me I get a measly
1600 coins
So
It's gotta be a glitch yeah
I think mine it was worth a hundred sixteen as the intern I was pooping in ziploc bags and storing it
I think I deserve the hundred to sixteen. It makes sense. Oh
My god, I
Think we've been scammed. I
Don't even have me be I think we've been
Rob
Swindled saying it's like a repay system like for however much you put into the ship in the beginning. It gives it back
I'm not a repay you with my cocky if you don't we
Fucking coins. All right, you better stop it. I'm sorry. Run it back to see if the bug happens again
We just run it back see if the bug happens again. Hold on
I can't pull it dead. Oh
I cannot believe that I cannot believe that oh
Guys listen gimmick
gimmick lemon and Genji for no for completely unrelated reasons
I'd like to see you guys at the back of the ship for a private meeting at the beginning.
Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.
Unrelated. Unrelated. Unrelated. Unrelated.
Which is happening. Unrelated. Unrelated. Unrelated. Unrelated.
Unrelated. Completely unrelated.
You're still the co-captain, right?
Yes. Yes, you are. Yes.
But let's just say...
Let's just say it's quick hiring, quick firing for that position.
yes
yes yes
wait, it says i'm ready i haven't even prepared a kit yet
well you're gonna have to redo it on the bridge because i didn't get a bit of ship yet
oh okay oh my god i'm gonna go pee and i might cry a little bit in the pillow
i i also was thinking of crying a little gimmick if i if i'll uh i'll make it up
Sorry, I'll make it up to you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you.
Actually, wait, can I have some C4?
Yeah, I got C4s.
Oh, that's OK.
I'm going to be a rusty 80 millimeter cannon,
and some beans, a couple beans.
should we bring what else we bring well don't do any of your inventory stuff
yet because it's gonna reset when he finishes the ship oh well I just
wanted to say I completed my like do I have time for a light like a light
PP yeah, okay
Half-BP clinch it halfway through probably hard PP. You can go hard PP there probably hard PP
Yes, go hard PP. We're good. Oh my goodness. Oh my oh my goodness. Oh
Oh
You know I did see a forfeit all rewards button at the end there is that yeah, that does exist
Nobody's ever used it before though. You'd be like a first lady
But you'd be you'd be the first the honors would be all yours
I tried to click it. It might be let's say we might just be yourself. You never try to use that
I'm just kidding
Thank you good thing
Godspeed, good sir! Godspeed!
Guys, listen, XTC, I've always thought of you as a pioneer.
One who goes into the black of unknown, without any knowledge of what you may come against.
One who forges paths for others.
And that is why I think it is time for all of the chats to hype XTC out to be the first person
to hit the forfeit all rewards at the end of this next round.
I volunteer. I volunteer. Actually, yeah, I volunteer.
Am I right, boys? Am I right?
Thank you, as you see. Wow.
I'm George Washington of our time.
Chad, can I not put this over here?
What's the problem with it?
I think it's overhang as well though.
I want to see a light beam could do me a bit as well.
Honestly, let me put a light beam as well.
Give me one sword spell.
Give me 30 seconds.
A light beam.
It's bugged.
Oh goodness gracious.
Be right back.
Oh, yeah, don't worry.
I'll just put it back to where it was before.
Wait, it doesn't work any...it's not working either.
Something's going on here and it's very peculiar.
reachability structure and overhand
Yeah, I'm sorry like I think it's like
Yeah, I mean
Like all day right ever ever
They can't hear the train I mean, so we do
I'm gonna turn into this one. Let's just do it again.
At the end, I might as well give him at least like something, no?
Yeah, I'm gonna bring in some guns and shit. I don't know why it actually did that.
I wonder if it's because of what we brought in. Like, I don't know how that system works.
Probably a bug, surely?
No, I don't think it was a bug.
I know what you did, but I don't know why it did that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm me.
Wait, this is just not working.
I have to do it! I have to do it!
What's going on?
Like, what's the problem with this fudging structure?
What's going on?
What?
I've returned from my team call.
Uh-huh.
How's the ship going? Are we still building?
We still building it. Listen. I just came back from a light peeing and I'm seeing many many many many chats
about
scamming being scammed future scamming
Is it anything that?
Let me explain this to you. Okay. Are you beat me?
This is crazy thing called AI. Do you want to call me cast?
Call me cap. Yo cap. There's this AI stuff and it's ridiculous how realistic some of these clips might look or sound
But just know, it's actually taking so much ocean water and it's doing a terrible thing to our society.
So you shouldn't want to end it up.
Yeah, I keep my prompts very short.
XQC bouncing on it.
Scamming. That doesn't sound right.
Nobody's streaming on kick, are they?
Nope.
Uh...
Uh, good.
Yeah, I know.
I was just checking.
Okay, it's, um, it's pretty much complete.
the clip what is this like what is this what is this hold on there's a clip here
all right what do you want though guys I'll bring you a little something something here
you guys want our blue beagles I would love that yeah
never we just skin the shit out of them yeah I mean Emily just a little guy that I
I like that like all day right ever ever ever yeah that was the easiest thing we've ever got
They can't hear the train no I mean it's what we do nope
All right let's run into this one let's just do it again
I might we give them at least like something no
Once I clip Jinji aimbot card
No, you keep moving!
This guy, he's cheating!
He is, he's hacking.
I'm reporting him.
Die, son!
Let's go!
Die, son!
He is, he's hacking.
I'm reporting him.
He's cheating.
Yes, he's hacking.
I'm reporting him.
I'm starting to think Genji's gamma
Looks a little different on her screen than the stream.
What the hell was that?
Everyone's lying.
Eaves. Eaves. Eaves of joy.
I have to kill a bunch of those NPCs and then that puts us past here too.
Do I need to bring a cannon? Should I bring a cannon for this?
Uh, no. You should be okay.
Are we ready to load up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. What is your rule?
I just rule nothing back then, and I don't know what it is.
I totally agree with everything you just said.
What did he say?
And I understand it as well.
I understand it too, and I agree.
I give you a little translation. You said, I don't know why I can't do this.
Now he says I finished.
I'm so happy for him.
Can you relay a message back?
You tell him put it in a jar and mail it to my house
Yes
This ship is the biggest best vision we've gotten so far
Still probably not as good as the nippler
Yeah, I dream as Jaglar.
Remember the Nipbler.
Yes, yes, hashtag never forget.
Never forget.
It's like 9-11.
When I get home tonight, I'm going to wake up my wife
and say, I saw the Nipbler today.
And then I'm going to have her go back to sleep.
Perfect.
And will you ever wake up from that sleep?
Of course.
Perfect.
I'm putting the green guns in by the way I got it. Yeah, good. I saw a clip
Well, I was yeah, I was doing some light being
Yeah
About and I in the clip I saw Jesse say we just scammed the fuck out of those guys and then XPC goes
It's what we do
That's verbatim.
That's my life when I say something like this.
And I also got an email saying that my like this was used under DMCA.
Literally two minutes ago.
I... I... I...
I... hold on.
Wait a second.
DMCA.
Like, like, DMCA.
DMCA.
It's fun to stay at that DMCA!
Did you put some guns in there?
Congratulations.
I'll get them all daggles.
No, guns are on the ship.
Yeah, we're good.
I'm ready to make some money.
And I'm ready to test the button that says,
Give the loot to the less fortunate teammates.
Well, I'm just going up. Let me just Google,
How is loot distributed at the end of sans?
Raiders of Sophie Hills.
Let's see here.
It's determined by successful extraction.
Anything securely stored in boxes themselves
or carried by your person is banked.
For you and your squadron, you just...
Okay, so all, listen.
Okay, let's... everybody be on the back of the ship.
Except for XTC and Jesse.
I
Will have a meeting but without me. Of course. Yes. Yes. It brings me on the back of the ship while I prepare the ship
You're gonna have a quick meeting quick meeting on the back of the ship
We're missing already up and I think it's a green tag and be missy gimmick. I'll be miss to gimmick himself
Wait, what you're ready. I'm just giving oh, I'm sorry. I was all town
Also, I also there was a recommended clip when I got done watching the scamming clip
And it was labeled Jinji aimbot caught
But you have to save your time to do
What do you have to say for yourself? I'm sorry. I'm caught right
That's right when me and peanut
We're charging, putting our lives on the line, our bodies on the line in the sand.
We both had shot guys off of that ship.
Yes.
I mean, it was incredible.
Hey, you see, are you getting used to the scene?
I mean, do you see your hands?
Oh my God.
I saw your head.
I got one too.
Right after you got yours, I got mine.
We were locked in out there.
We were locked in.
Imagine.
All the work we put in, the sweat of our brows.
Oh my goodness.
What happened to us?
in the box up there there's three
pistols and this is the new version
updated let's see this bad boy oh that
looks much better oh it's junkie
wow please don't make me jump
same really good with this a problem
x is a problems do no way again
Oh, no, we're not having a job.
Excellent.
Right here.
Look at this.
Where's my beam?
The band isn't mine in the captain's quarters.
Wait, I don't have anything on?
Oh, no.
OK, where are those pistols?
Because apparently, the loot that I brought out
did not work.
Where does it go?
Where does it keep on?
Wait, still no way to go up top.
No, there is.
There is.
It's all out of this town.
Where's this crystal stone?
No, it doesn't work on the way back.
Activating main thrusters.
Begin the thrust.
Beginning thrusting, beginning thrusting.
Wait, Jesse, you said there were extra pistols?
Yeah, there's supposed to be chests somewhere.
Is there a chest at X?
Probably in your...
Manning the hole?
It's under in the glitch space.
Oh, here it is.
Turning the maximum power.
I see you.
How do we get there?
Oh, he has a little map right here.
that you go through the thing highly unusual yo cap oh yep what's up in this
box oh thank you thank you thank you where's the box at perfect perfect
perfect we're going over oh should go to strength stop and sovereign if you
I'll thank you everybody. Thank you.
Can you please go to the top of the object?
Just grab one of those pistols.
I've always wanted to go to the top of the object.
Where's the pistol? I'm here now on the secret door.
They're here.
You don't get a pistol.
You're not allowed to have one.
You're not allowed to have one. All three pistols are mine.
The pistol passed.
We are heading up we're going the wrong way let me go ahead and turn it
We're going to uh we're going to what?
Oh oh oh I got it turning, turning, turning, rock, rock, got it, yep, turning, turning,
I don't know what happened, but I literally flew out of the ship.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Guys, put it again, maximum stop drive.
Yeah, I'll meet you there.
No, I don't know what happened.
I literally got long into the sky and I don't know how I didn't die.
Wait a second.
Where are you?
Oh, gimmick?
Is that you?
I'm in the desert as well.
It's a maximum stop drive. Maximum stop drive has been initiated.
I didn't know the guns yet.
I loaded them like some.
What's the giant eye up there? Is that the eye of Sauron?
That's the eye of Sauron. We have to throw the rig in the mountain or he's going to get super bad.
Permission to be golem for this?
Permission to be golem. Permission granted.
Maximum overdrive right towards the eye.
I'll bite a finger off.
How many was that?
Oh, shit!
Four?
That's four.
One down, one down.
Focus on the left, focus on the left.
Two down, two down.
3 down! 3 down!
3 down!
4 down!
There he goes!
Oh my god, this thing got hurt!
Oh, oh!
It's brilliant.
Let me see, let me see.
Let me see, where is he?
Let me see, let me see, let me see, where is he?
Oh, oh, okay.
Oh.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius.
What is it, right under your butt hole?
Where's the Luke's font?
What is it?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I also cursed you, I also cursed you as well.
From making me do a family, I cursed you for 10,000 years!
There's a repair town.
10,000 years.
Oh, I see it.
10,000 years.
Got the repair kit.
I don't think so, as well.
Spring stop and uprick.
Yeah, I've never been here.
What do you say this is spring stop and uprick?
Look at the map.
What?
We must go to this place.
I understand you may be hiding loot boxes of the state.
you're not go ahead and put them out I see the smoke so this repair tool it
just repairs fast some things you can't repair with multi-tool like
I'm not the hatchet!
Salad! Salad!
Are we okay?
Fuck!
I'm not the fucking hatchet!
I'm not the hatchet!
Is that the enemy's mother?
Uh, probably, yeah.
Oh!
I'm only at the challenge!
Hey, someone make sure we're getting repairs.
Make sure we're getting repairs.
Not again!
Got the reactor! Hit the reactor water!
Not again!
Got you! Got you! Shoot this tank! Shoot this tank!
Shoot his legs up! Shoot his legs!
What's that down? What's that down?
We're going to do a very fast turn off of the engine and we're going to repair our feet.
And then they're down, and then they're down!
Prepare, prepare, prepare the engine boys.
I am, I am, I'm just going to get into the engine.
I've been repairing it.
Thanks for asking me to box, for asking me to box.
One more flight. One more flight. We're gonna get it.
I'm activating the box! I'm activating the box!
The box is activating!
Please drop dead!
Shoot that guy!
There's no way I'm gonna throw anybody in the box!
Okay, I'm coming to try.
Is he disrepair?
It's on! It's on!
Alright, let's go!
Move, move, move!
I'm just gonna repair duty you guys you guys got this
I'm not enough ready to fire
There's no way I'd want this one either, somebody get me on the ammo!
I
Don't the engine already
I'm out of ammo again! Who filled these up?
I got them!
I'm gonna get a little closer, I'm gonna jump back.
I got em!
I got
I have a thing over my head that says D-8, you were real quick and nimble, shot a P-Cable
Oh, we're cooking! We're cooking!
She's the only one that's dead.
Oh, what the?
I got C4 on me. I got C4 on me.
They're blasting our car!
Did you guys grab my lid off my body?
I haven't yet. I just got a box. I'll bring it over there. I'll bring it over
There's like so much to do if you can grab one of their empty boxes
I'm on their ship. I'm kind of walking shot. I'm not gonna lie
I'm just gonna I'm gonna shoot him if they try to repair their engine
Just keep shooting it. Just keep shooting it.
What the hell?
Die!
Got you too dead, too dead!
Beautiful, beautiful. I'm just keeping an eye on the engine.
I-
There's another one! I don't want to-
Oh, I would've died.
Hey!
Oh, got three, got three!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
I want to destroy the man!
Get the loot, boys. Get the loot!
Good work, boys. Good work.
Too easy. Too easy.
Oh, beautiful work, boys.
We have so many guns.
The captain's quarters is next and no one can go in.
Okay, so how do I repair our ship?
Like, what's the process here?
So, like, regular...
Like, pipes and stuff?
I'll go back with a full box.
Oh, that's a mess.
You gotta shoot this pair of kids.
Oh purple. No, I don't have any purple. You were you you were right. I
Accidentally killed you who was on the top deck top deck. What happened?
There's one of them did come up for a second. We look on the ground look on the ground
They probably start throwing shit overboard
Can we go later going back coming back? I'm coming back. I got it
I got a good amount of loot.
Wait, is that us?
Wait, what?
Hold on. What's this?
Hold on, that's not us!
Oh my God!
He's really dead.
What the hell?
Where are you guys?
Come back.
Hit him twice?
Holy shit.
if we have the nipple what is this
holy shit
they're not moving anymore i'm thinking over their ship i'm thinking over the
show i'm on the ship as well
okay how do i make sure don't shoot you you said red there's just green arrow over our ally's head
There's just green arrow over our ally's head
oh
i got you got you got you got you got you got your base we have your base we have your base
building just a smash into us I think. But there's nothing to this. This is the, this is like the type of
art. Hold up. This is a work of art. They don't have any loot. Yeah, there's no loot. It's an
absolute husk. The sniper hotel. Yeah, your shoes, huh? It's a parking garage. This is nothing
He's not here!
This is beautiful.
Oh my goodness.
This is immaculate.
You think I used that design?
I-I-I got...
I lose my means off of them.
You think you used that design?
I-I see it. It's painless.
Mobile parking garage!
Wait, I-I'm absolutely magnificent!
Absolutely magnificent!
You don't have any odd civics you can fit on that thing 50 50 minimum at least minimum like it's still operate properly though like what?
There's no guns on it like on autopilot and just send it out to see
The wife I cut off and it sucks
Are you guys doing with that? You're on the wrong ship, bro?
Well, I'm going with it. We'll lose man. Let's pass it a little just taking it
Oh, and the gun.
I think it was that guy.
Give me, give me, I really saw you on that gun.
Oh my goodness.
Tell me what?
And he was gimmick.
He was gimmick, gimmick, gimmick.
It was gimmick.
Typical gimmick.
Wait, what?
What are we even talking about?
Guy, stop shooting me please.
Immick.
That was a slap in actually.
That was a slap in I saw.
I am not actually.
I'm not even shooting.
He's shooting.
I'm being framed.
I'm framing.
What are we doing?
I'm a little real quick.
You do it over here.
Oh, yeah.
So what's the plan with that monstrosity?
I'm going to use that as a de-mobile.
Can I mean it?
I like the decoy.
Oh.
The lose shot. Oh my goodness.
Oh my- was I in front of level three rare blue shotgun?
Oh. Oh my goodness.
I've only dreamed of those. Oh. We got explosive barrels here. What do we think?
I saw a purple pistol on the ground earlier but I never have a blue shotgun.
Oh no no no I won't I won't I won't. Oh my.
it's shut down oh my there's a plethora of riches here this whole thing up
here it's oh wait you found the hardcore Max oh shit nothing here oh no there is
I went to a ladder and it dropped me that's not great oh one 40 oh my god
Yeah, take that one over there, jump it on the rail over there.
Yeah.
Uh, hold on.
That's our ship.
Oh.
You jump over there, at the back, it works, it works.
I did it, it dropped off the fling.
I should have played in front of that.
Yeah, you should have front, it works.
Right here, all the way front.
Fantastic!
Now we're cooking!
Whoa, look at that!
There's a dead player body over here that's absolutely loaded!
Where?
It's me, it's me, it's me.
It's me, it's me.
It's me.
No, no, no, it's me.
It's my body, it's my body.
I'm dead, I'm focused on every spot.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, let me investigate, make sure it's him.
Hold on.
What is that?
Samyan 988, Peanut, just want to say,
Check.
There's someone who...
Sherlock could be anything.
No arms or legs, struggles, you're mad.
I'd be somebody else.
I'm not a mad swimmer.
I just want to say, I appreciate you.
I'm gonna make those here. We got to really sit together right here. No, no
Like what common then you think no shots. Yeah, not more common. What so I'm gonna get the max
I'll make it right here
Yeah, I mean maybe no shunt, but it's a gimmick gimmick. You can remember that he scared you
Yeah.
What?
What's up?
We just shot him.
Aaron's back!
He's on our base!
Are you serious?
Quickly!
We've got to get over there!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh.
Surely, Lim and you handled it.
I've shot him twice.
He's one more tap.
He's got to be one more tap.
Which base is he on?
Oh my god.
He just went...
Shit.
Oh, he's climbing up the ladder.
He's on our base.
Wait, that's the main base.
The main base.
Yeah, you shot him.
He's gonna be one step. I am free time on our actual base
Holy crap, there's still so much to do here coming down coming back. I'm coming. I'm coming
I hate to say it. I think he's got a purple fist. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. He's the one really the guy
The revolver gotta revolver revolver really? I mean, I don't know what color it is
guys still live. I hit him at
four on their quarters you must
get him. Get out of here.
Don't worry guys.
Where did he come from?
Dude, he's already taking my
loot. I don't know what looks
maybe. I'm not going to
see him. I don't know.
This guy is this guy.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what this guy.
Oh dude Aaron just sent a text message to my mom. He says, how are you doing?
Oh that's so sweet and he's checking up on your mom.
Very nice, very nice of him, very nice of him.
Take this trash.
We don't need that anymore.
Okay, alright.
Good work everybody! Good work!
Good work.
We have seized the day! We have seized the day!
the day
he's from the long god long yeah oh yeah he's on god yeah he's yeah
directly to our right though there is a guy far away I thought it was off now
three but not me only who who is all right there is a guy he's pretty far
if you look to that right by him there is a guy well let's go beat the shit out of him
where is this hoodlum you see i mean where you get a launcher oh i see if my cb is to the
right up the starboard side oh my goodness
China retreat to turn the ship up during
the ship we have an exit we don't have
there's no time there's no time
there's no time
there's no time there's no time
I'm gonna leave some of my dough so I
could play the game in play I'm gonna
I'm naked.
Does anybody have any extra pistol?
Just like a few pieces of it.
We're on a direct collision course with the enemy gentlemen.
Direct collision twice.
We're going for this?
We need more ammo with the 40mm,
and the 80mm, or the 40mm.
Need more?
Also, remember there's a middle deck.
Oh.
We're going to switch to the middle deck.
I see weapons.
How do you Swiss the ammo type hold on put on our oh I see it's the desert it's
the desert making you making you see that 11 what are you doing in the gap
Orange Corners
Was that me? I think I got confused
This guy's gone by the way
I thought it was my room
Are you sure we're not catching him?
He keeps his hands up so we don't have to speak
We can outlast him
And also there's hyperboosts
Actual hyperboosts
We've got super and hyperboosts
I've never used hyperboosts
Super double hyper overdrive active super hyperbooch
Fucking
Uh, they grabbed the loot that I dropped.
What's that? What's that?
Oh, here he is.
Who's that?
He's spawning clankers. He's spawning clankers.
Oh, no, he's hovering just mid-light.
Oh my god.
Two dudes.
Two dudes. Two dudes.
Two dudes.
No shit. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Oh, I want to give him a warning.
Give him just a warning. Just a warning.
Okay, one more warning shot.
Oh no.
Give him one more warning.
Wait, that's the NPC.
MPC
He thought he was gonna hurt us.
No, no, no, no.
He's very friendly, he's very friendly.
I apologize to the claimant.
We have no 40 millimeter ammo in this side weapon here.
I'd look for some, I don't need to have any extra.
There he is.
He's spotted, he's on the move, he's running.
Head shot, it's dead.
The driver is dead.
He killed that guy from here?
I can talk to you, I lied.
I wanted to be accepted. I wanted to be accepted as part of the group.
Oh, goodness. Oh, no. Oh, no. Have I gone down the social raking?
He's gone down. He's gone down. Have I gone down the social raking?
Or am I still in the middle area? You're in the small talk zone.
Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Uh, yeah, friendly, but...
Guys, we'll have to go to the...
...arm's distance, arm's length.
Oh, Mr. Sons of a bunch of...
...wicked, bad, good, hot, bad!
And Mr. Ratskin, B. David Woodson is...
...wicked, bad, good, hot, bad!
Every push!
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, brothers.
He's a faraway holly shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
Ooh, crap.
Part of the ship, part of the crew!
Part of the ship!
You're doing great, dearly clemmy-taya.
You are doing fantastic.
You know, just speed it your back up on social ring...
Oh, no, it's just the real thing.
He's here!
He's here! He's here!
You see? That's a nice angle.
No, no, no, no! 100% him.
I see him.
I can't run, I can't run!
That's a perfect poison!
Hit one!
Use that to spot him.
You see that crystal?
Go, go, go, go!
This is a link.
I'm holding it down! I'm holding it down!
About to get past me, Mike!
This is one guy.
Very good.
Yeah, that's it.
It's here.
It's the same dude.
It could.
It might not be the same guy.
That's a.
It's a fucking tiny dude.
Oh, I did it!
I did it!
He's coming around here.
Oh, man!
He's coming around here.
He's going to be coming around this side, where I'm running.
We killed him.
Oh, man.
I'm standing here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Where is he?
Get me.
Where is he?
He's next to someone.
He's dead.
He's back on ship.
Go back!
How are we going to hide?
Go, go, go, go.
I don't understand. I see my champion.
Got him!
That was close.
And we're close.
Are you thinking that Petros is the guy in the picture?
He's a completely different guy than we just found.
Who's thinking Petros?
He's the Petros, but the M82 is the M82, but they're the Petros.
Okay, grab all these guys.
That should be it. I think this was just a solo.
Maybe we finish at the time here?
No, I grab the black box.
Maybe two, maybe two, okay.
Maybe we grab the petrol from down below.
Grab the...
Like...
Actual...
All we need to do is we do get the petrol system to a port and upgrade it to orange with lenses.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, I'm safe.
There's no tendency at all.
Hold on to it. Hold on. Listen, I know this is a cold red stereo, but this is the Captain's order.
Captain's order.
Yeah, this is the... You guys wait out there.
Wait out there. I'm sure it's pretty safe out there.
I'm sure it's pretty...plenty...plenty safe.
You might be on this rock. There might have been two of them.
did pay for 100% so I got run and be on the opposite side of the giant rock door
left
someone should not sound there's someone yeah someone out here to do oh we
killed one his other guy bailed to our left somewhere in this giant rock you
want guys I see we just get out of here leaving to die leaving to die yeah
Let him run. Let him run.
Check every, check every one.
What's that? What's that?
That's just in front of us.
Oh, yeah.
That guy. East, east, east.
Wait. What is that?
Wait, what's that eyeball?
We're about to spawn.
East, east, east.
Oh, that's funny.
That's good.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, so much cancer next you see it.
It's a flavor.
So much cancer next you see.
We must get about that gym quickly.
Oh, Canada.
player help about oh you know what I see guys extra you got that
that's a good thing that's a good trip left trip to the left ex use you got that
I've seen I've seen it you see he's got he's gonna be able to use got that he's
got that oh yeah
oh I'm out of ammunition that's all I that's all I had it's not too good
but we might have to hit a spot to get support 80 millimeter and 30
It's better to be there for him.
Oh, he's back there!
Yeah, no, no, no, no, it's good.
The guy's right there!
So move there, I'm right there, it's usually that's it.
We don't have to worry about that, just stop this.
We're out of ammo!
I'm still giving it to him! I'm still giving it to him!
3 down! 3 down!
The Shovely's got you strong!
I'm gonna finish him off!
Yeah, I think we're looking all right. I think we're looking all right.
Go ahead and hook back boys, hook back. Yeah, loop around, loop around.
I'm going to go repair the legs for caring.
I'll stop them outside for you.
One leg good.
Get on the second leg.
Two legs good.
Third leg.
Two of them need repair. Hold on, don't move.
Oh no.
Hold on, don't move.
Get over the guys.
Get over my face.
I'm sorry.
Two more.
Almost done.
We're running dry! We're running dry!
We have tons of uh...
Stuart, Stuart, Ralphman, Ex-Leap, bro!
If you don't get me over there, immediately!
He was repairing our laces.
Stuart, Ralphman, Ex-Leap, bro!
Are you talking back to the Captain?
Where's my pistol?
On the drive!
I'm gonna throw it over there soldier!
The red kid!
One down, one down!
The red kid!
One more, one more!
Get him, have it boys!
Two down, two down, one left!
Get him!
You're wrecking it!
Out there! Out there! Out there!
Good work boys, good work!
Another successful day.
Another successful day, boy, another successful day.
I
Even one time
No, no, he's like he's like
He's filming he's trying to steal our new to get it. Oh, you're right
It's linear it's right here. It's a lie. He was like I told
No, there was some use this garbage though if we need that
Well, who I mean how bad is it? Yeah, how about I don't escape from what we are we we so
I'm pretty sure I see here. Oh, no, that's just
Really my my peanut that is gone
Yes
There it is. Thank you, Mr. X. Thank you
I'm just gonna grab the box.
Hey!
Like you and him and you know, I feel like, um, Gingy, she's gonna, she's gonna kill
these guys.
She runs faster, and she's more disordered.
I mean, are you, wait, she said, you said she clears us?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
You know what I mean?
Well, it would help if we could understand what you're saying at the fucking time
XQC, and the learning process would go much quicker.
You know what I mean?
Like, like shit of literacy.
What?
Do you guys bring this in?
Oh my God.
I IQ, I EQ.
First of all, very, very good.
First off, first off, hi, yes, thank you.
And may I act, give it, may I act?
Yes.
We're kind of money.
That's right.
That's true.
That's very true.
Very true.
Thank you, gimmick.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
My pleasure.
You know, I work on the same page here.
Mm-hmm.
Payness.
Accusation.
Honestly, you know what?
You know what?
I was out of line.
I have all this.
Lemon, listen.
Lemon, I need you to go stand right there in the sand.
Just down here?
Just...
It's extra.
Right there.
Is this where I extract?
Right there.
Oh, I'm out of English.
Thank you, lord.
Thank you, lemon.
Thank you.
You're good.
Why is my patrol at L6?
No, there was no greed for trouble earlier. No, that's not true.
No, he's lying. Oh, I see what he's got. The other loon again. Guys, quickly click to the loon.
Get in. Is he doing it again?
He's doing it again. He's doing it again. He's doing it again. He's doing it again. He's doing it again.
Oh my God. Guys, grab the loon.
Go the loon.
Oh
My god
can i sleep in the captain's quarters you can sleep in the permission to sleep in the captain's quarters granted granted
i need to find it the muslim the patrol to determine again
it was right here a minute ago
the squareity hell this stuff
i have been trolling
Yeah, I've been officially told remember there's a
downstairs guys show and find the patrol before he does quickly
The gun is not included. He has to get rid of them.
I mean, I guess I guess I just want to because I want to get it.
This is my inventory garbage.
Forget these are just some of the zombies.
I mean, I don't understand what's going on.
We need to wait for the next zone of again extract because I don't think we'll make it out of the extract
Not the most fun in it
There wasn't any dude on the last ship we just left it all wait there's a ship up here
I'm looking for something very specific.
Yeah I can see you going from room to room like a ghoul.
Yes.
You see
Wait
I'm sure that was an accident you accidentally came in here. I'm sure it was an accident
It was an accidental shot
there also I dropped my pistol on the ground but he's just got a gun on the ground
someone get a like you see is Jesse Stewart at Mighty Cards leak
I'm mad how do I lock my door?
someone get a GCC quick
hey you can't lock your third before the gun finds
this is a guy right there to allow you to shoot that guy
that was on the guns
it's on the
yeah how about this one guy over there please
is the ironclad box better than on box
I need fuel, we need fuel!
I have some.
And we're about to summit in life.
Thank you!
We wounded!
Wait, I didn't lose.
We wounded!
I go, I go, I go.
No, you didn't! You did it! You did it!
The captain knows!
How do I drop stuff? Oh wait, I dropped my box. Oh my god.
Look, soyana, gimmick! Everything is gone!
oh shit peanuts done this push them off
I got the patrons! I got the patrons!
where? where?
your patrol lab is shooting at us right now
I don't know guys cause you just don't like shit man
shit peanuts are camping things
I just totally died
guys guys guys lock in, lock in
Lock in!
I'm going to get a new champion for the captain's footage!
Lock in!
That's, uh...
I don't know what to do.
Rotating, rotating, rotating, rotating!
Lock in!
Madam Armand!
I destroyed the wheel hounds, are they?
I'm going to get a new car on the right corner.
HIT!
They stopped us in place, they stopped us in place.
Oh, I hit you in the legs!
I'm dead divided boys, I'm dead divided!
Oh, they got me, they got me! No!
They go, they go!
They go!
Oh, they got it! They got it!
We got a capture ship! I got PC4! I got PC4!
Hit one!
Looting! Looting!
We're not gonna be able to...
Yes!
I made them I'm slamming them
Look at the rainbow, look at the rainbow!
That shot the right angle.
I got two people! I'm coming! Watch out! I'm coming!
Wait, I dropped my gun!
Go, go, go!
I
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Oh god.
what? how's he not dead in a tree time? listen i respawn on the honda civic
I need C4, hold on!
God, get boys!
I'm hitting so many times!
Stop donning, dude!
What?!
I'm blowing, I'm blowing up, I'm blowing up the door, blowing up the door!
I need C4 guys, I'm coming, coming!
I'm blown up with the door. I'm blown up with the door.
Got him! Got him! Dead! Dead!
There's still two more up top.
Which was the captain's quarters! Which was the captain's quarters!
Yeah, I hit him right in one side.
Oh, shit!
Got another one! Two dead! Two dead!
I'm doing another sheep. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Another one dead. No, they got me. I'm retreating, retreating.
Yes, yes, yes, was I too see for me. I'm too see for me
Free respawn good way, what's a free restart there you can reach one of you all the ship
You got this guy! You got this guy!
We're coming over there right now.
I've been half safe with the gun and the armor for like nine weeks.
Like, like...
Are we all dead?
I have a free respawn. I have a free respawn of these days.
I'm alive, but I'm on here.
Oh, shit.
Also, I just respawned.
Oh shit, I respawned it!
Run, man!
I have a chance!
We must go back!
Dude!
I respawned it!
Run me off of the ship!
Wait, I have something on my ship, right Jack?
I'm back! I'm back!
Get it! Get it towards the ship, man!
Get it towards the ship!
I don't know! I don't know!
I...
What?
Why did you jump off?
We are here.
You can't figure out where the hell we are.
Oh, give me a look at the map!
I told you where you died!
Look at the map!
If there's food, put it in the uh, in the cupboards.
Wait, why do we respawn on the ship if we didn't have a bed?
I do, I do.
That's what I'm wondering.
Because I, I think it defaults, I think it defaults.
Oh.
So like, where does the ship up there?
Should we wait, hold on, wait.
I thought the ship might be this way.
I think you're still gonna respawn in general.
But if you have a room with food in it, you get like...
Oh, good heavens.
Oh my goodness.
Guys, we should have jumped off the ship.
That was, that was a fatal mistake.
A fatal mistake.
This is all we got.
Beep beep beep beep.
You guys, how many free respawns do you get?
Because I jumped off the ship by accident.
Guys, wait, listen.
You're not on the ship?
No, I'm not on the ship.
No, in the end of the road, we're gonna do the damage.
People do respond here.
For responding, that much time up.
Is the time wrong, I know?
Do we kill ourselves?
We kill ourselves.
Are we responding?
Yeah, you should probably die.
We should all one of these bombs.
We need to get back to the base.
I'm gonna get back to the base.
This is a small, small hole here.
We should have enough to fight them in the rain.
Are you okay?
Where?
I'm gonna get back to the base.
I believe, I believe.
I believe!
Never back down, never what!
Like, it's gonna take them like
I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna get back to the base.
We have time I have a bad gun baby. I think it's a good night. I don't have a gun
I mean yeah, I was gonna say is there oh they're about to extract here really look the eyes and that what that means
And then we got to the fat lady has his soggers though.
I didn't hear no damn bell!
So by the way, did you still pee in that?
That's what I'm saying.
We gotta do something after this.
I think if I go outside, I ain't gonna lose a no first time.
Don't save the answer, I'm not gonna get it.
I
Have you got shot by some clickers
Give it give it fiery fish of fury. That's all we've got
Fiery
Callous
These are all the shit we need, these are all the people.
You're right.
Should we kill these people first and then get enough loot to kill them?
Because these guys are the extraction anyways, the other guys can't leave.
I have, go into number three, back into number.
Where, where, where?
Where are you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait, it's me, I'm steering them.
Come in, I'm on the front, I'm on the front.
What?
It's only you two.
I'm going to shoot them from the side, I'll let them know we're friendly.
Even though we're not.
I'll shoot a flare as well. I'll shoot one as well.
Listen, I'm gonna run over. I'll I'll breach your friendship with them.
Yeah, yeah, grab it. Yeah.
Yeah, go. I'm gonna go on foot.
I'll come up. I'll come up with that. I'll come up with that gimmick.
Uh, Mr. Lemon. Yes.
Follow me. Follow me.
Quickly. Quickly. You gotta make friends with these.
I mean good friend
Okay
Tell them that we need their help and I'm gonna bait them into that
Go to the more to the right
Oh!
This is a disaster.
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHH!
OH MY!
They all- all the way to-
I don't know if I'm gonna catch up to fighting in PC.
I'm looking for- I'm looking for him!
Oh I see him! I see him! I see him!
BOO BOO BOO!
So 39, pre-pro, we're going to sound accident.
Move!
We're going to have to move!
You need to go over there!
Over there!
You need to go!
I can't!
I can't hear you!
I'm standing right there!
Oh, I'm so close!
I'm so close!
Oh, my goodness, gracious!
I'm so thinking.
Oh!
I'm so thinking.
Go, go, go, go!
Go!
Beep-a-bep-a-bip!
Where are you?
I'm almost to the ship.
Me too.
Sir.
Sir, we need your help.
Sir.
Sir, we need your help.
Who's on their base right now?
Sir.
Sir, we need your help.
We need sir.
We need your help.
Sir, we need your help.
Sir.
God, I got it!
Sir, we need help! We don't have any weapons! We need to help!
This is my flare, my flare of goodwill.
My flare of goodwill. Here you are, sir.
Let's tell you everything you need to know.
We're friendly. Very friendly.
Move from here to the glimmer.
Sir! We need your help!
We need your help!
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm really friendly. We're not gonna shoot you.
Sir, we need something to help us.
There's an enemy ship chasing us.
Guys, I'm back. I'm back.
There's an enemy ship chasing us.
I got a gun. I got a gun. I got a gun.
We are friendly. We will not steal any of the loot.
There is someone chasing us.
Did we need to help?
We might sound like a trustworthy, reliable unit.
The judge is working.
Sir! Sir!
Oh my god, she's right there!
She's right here!
Sir!
Sir! Sir!
Sir!
Sir?
Open the door, Frans!
No, it's...
Sir!
Thank you so much!
Listen guys, the time
is now!
There's a mad man chasing us.
We need to help.
Did you, can you help us?
I was running towards the wrong, the wrong flanker.
What would you do?
I did something.
Lemon, listen, he's new.
He didn't know what that did.
He didn't know what that, oh my, guys.
Lemon just acted as their healing box.
No.
He's new, he didn't know that.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Does it help us?
That leverage is stealing from him.
I'm just going to go ahead and steal from him as well.
He's busy.
Oh, you're getting shot! You're getting shot!
He was a slip of the wrist.
Just pick up a box and start bringing it over here.
It's what he does.
Uh, Frost Nauts, listen, you're part of our crew now, Frost Nauts.
You're part of a crew, get on our ship.
Frost Nauts, get on our ship, you're part of the Honda Civic crew, get on our ship, Frost Nauts.
It's just, just hop on their ship, slowly start taking the boxes and just walking away.
We just need your help, we're not robbing you, we're just bringing a leak over to our
ship.
I got a stuff.
Open the door please, open the door please.
Open this over here, really please, somebody can open the door for me please.
Ally, Ally, I'm bored, thank you sir, thank you sir.
You just need your help really bad.
guys what if we just take his ship with the captain's quarters
he's open
ask him if you can see the captain's quarters
is there any chance I can see his captain's quarters so I know how to do it right
we just see it for just like a tiny bit
how are you supposed to actually do it Cracky
I don't understand
Oh, wait, I don't wanna say anything about it.
Sir, can you open the front door?
We're locked outside.
Thank you.
What is this captain's corps?
What's going on?
Um, we're not going to do anything else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll just try to auto-shot him.
Wait.
I can't see you guys' use.
I've seen the ship. I've seen the ship attack
Guys we have to interrupt the evacuation we have to intense it what are we sure what are we sure now we interrupt
Hey, oh my god
No, no, no, no, let's kill him we have to kill them
We have another ship, X.
What does she like? What does she think?
She thinks she's a sweet little thing.
We tricked these guys with kindness.
I... we were... we were friendly.
I don't know how kind you guys are, but you're...
I've got all my goodies. I've got... I've got... I'm going in.
I've got all my goodies and I'm going in.
Hey, guys, it's a little out of here.
Don't be...
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
There she is. There she is.
oh my god I'm dead
NO!
oh my god so shooting me
there's three of them directly under the ship boys
three of them directly under the ship
oh my god shoot me
oh my god I'm out of this for much
you're way
oh good thing I see all of you
I can't even see
even whenever it's off I couldn't
it's like bug for me
and I can't even see out of it
I don't have a gun, but I've got a chest
Oh, I'm flailing
You can actually with a G.B.A.C.E without a ship
I just breathed out over 3,000
Go hide it, go hide it, go hide it, go hide it
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, guys
Grab a box, touch the stuff and then just go hide in the city
We'll figure out how to do that exactly later
Who's the captain? Oh my God, someone just opened up the captain's door for him
no guys my response on it so someone just opened the captain's door
No, they're not in there.
Okay, they're not in there.
Guys, can anybody, I mean, can you get bedded?
Like, how does that work?
I'll be the begginer.
You have to respond in one of the shifts.
We have two shifts.
Can you guys put some food in it?
This is a crowd.
This is a crowd here.
This is Landmark.
I am Landmark.
This is a crowd.
Just over here.
Over here.
Hello.
hold on sir hold on don't shoot don't fight I'm on that's against the Geneva
convention you see that I'm man
oh wait sir hold on wait before you shoot hold on hold on sir hold on wait a
moment hold on I have no I have no guns I would not hold on hold on hold on
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on sneak attack
How did I get a bad
and get out
Repair this pipe really quickly
Quick pipe repair
I was trying I was going for the door repair. I was just I just thought that the pipe might be required for the door
Quick door, quick door repair, quick door repair.
It's that way we will be safe in the, in the, in the room.
Give me a gun, give me a gun.
Have you saw the crate?
I still have it.
Let me, let me see it.
I still have to take a little peek.
Take a little peek.
The, the evacuator is right there.
Exx, how do we evacuate without a ship?
Take a rope, I don't want to go down.
Wow, that was actually bad.
That evacuation one minute forty five seconds ours gentlemen
Let me show you
I'm seizing the ship I'm seizing the ship back gentlemen. I'm catching the ship back
I'm catching it
I
There's a sniper on the evacuation tower
Go to the back, go to the back.
He's respawning!
Pantle the extracted!
How, how can I go into the tower?
Oh shit, oh shit!
Oh god!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
We can't.
He's at the top of the castle.
Yeah, I don't have a gun.
He's shooting from the top of the tower.
Hyunsang, if you're down, I'm going to drop up here.
Holy shit.
I'm going to pay the door.
back here
I'm surprised you guys are all still fighting
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
we have guns, smell em'
oh
no, you have no clue
It's such a scuffed fight.
Is that it?
Is this it?
I'm stuck.
Did anybody kill the guy in the tower?
Oh, there's a guy on our base.
I hit him in the head. He's on our base. He's on our second base.
He is. He is.
I don't got my...
I'm going for the extraction. I'm gonna call it.
I
Want up top stead I give you boys I can do it. I'm calling it in. I'm calling it in
They're moving our ship, they're moving our ship.
I got his loot.
I'm locked and loaded, I'm locked and loaded.
What the?
What's happening on ship?
Everyone's going to die to the storm.
Nope, not us.
God!
Fuck you!
hahahaha
GG's guy
uhhhh
I'm basically running to the straight line
hit me harder
oh I've got coins!
I'm stronger
the quinch
I mean you got 14s with a lead out
the rig is tight
oh this is on 6
I don't think there's that many teams right?
I have a little damn move on
PUSH!
It's better if I don't get hit.
We already got six faces.
This will be our 7th.
Yeah, well, we loaded eight bases. This will be our 9th.
Easily.
Literally so easy.
We have so much loot.
Guys, we gotta get out on this.
A million dollars.
Oh, we need some.
Nice to finally see you guys in a game.
Millions of dollars. We have millions of dollars!
Don't forget that!
Millions!
I
There's the looting
We were so what do we do now? I don't know. I don't know. I don't we're gonna leave
We gotta get out with the roof when the rope gets there
You'll get me on the same on the screen will pop up. Yes
Oh the Honda Civic
I
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Let me up. No, I couldn't steal the extract from you. Fuck you
Oh shit, we actually got all the extracts. Did I win?
We got out of I think I did too. I'm not sure
Did I wait wait do we wait do we wait do we wait? Holy shit
I can't tell did we wait or not wait no way. We're still the ship. I forgot
We got out with so much ship. We got this ship. We got I captured the ship back remember
So much loot. Maybe not as much as we would have, but still.
That is insane.
I said it all right, ship.
That was all right, boys. Good work, boys. Good work.
I stole this ship. I stole it. I stole the ship.
Guys, what do you think happened to the...
No, you can't stay on the ship. You have to get off the ship.
What do you think happened to um...
Yes, he's hit the pistol. That's kinda cool, no?
What do you think happened to that friendly guy?
Wait, where's the loot?
What did you think he did?
Where's the vest?
What happened to the...
What do you think happened to that friendly guy?
I click Refuse All.
Ready up?
I think that guy ended up getting no loot.
No, where's the vest for us, Chad? Where's the vest for us?
Not like, not me.
Did you refuse all?
Yeah.
Yeah me too. Well, I know I didn't I gotta keep this pistol
Guys that that that poopy pistol is actually really good. I got some good. Yeah, I got some nice stuff. I I think
Hold on it's 2 12 in the morning and these take about two hours
Oh, no, I meant to get this thing to like finish, because I think that was my LG.
Oh, okay, that's what I was about to say.
It's quite commenced in there.
Yeah, it is. That's a big comment.
Especially if you make it far in the lobby, you're in there for like two hours.
We lost like a lot of shit there.
I know, I know, I don't think so.
Gimmick, do you get out with that $2,000 or whatever?
I gave the chest to Juiceman. He got out with it.
with it I got out with that whole body and a half of chest another half of chest
you are so selfless oh my goodness getting so selfless so selfless all
about the loon incredible incredible good work that was really fun that was
Oh, that was hot.
That was the best kind of question, how close it came for a lot of sites.
Very close.
So close.
GG, sir, GG.
Incredible.
GG, sir.
Incredible.
GG, sir.
Incredible.
GG, sir.
Incredible.
Alright, boys.
I'm getting off.
Let me tell you something, boys.
This game is a boomer.
This game is a movement.
Incredible game.
Incredible, so fun, action packed, intense battles.
Wow.
I did not think I would like this game that much.
This isn't just lamb sea of thieves.
This is something else entirely.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Boys, I'm telling you, listen, you're going to see a lot of guys hating because it's a new
game and that's what people do is hate on new games for some stupid fucking reason.
But let me tell you, honestly and personally, unsponsored, it would be illegal for me
to say that.
It would literally be illegal for me to lie about that.
is fucking awesome it is awesome this game is awesome
WP'd ad hashtag ad has six buttons day that's it is not it is not
Not, gentlemen. No sponsor. No money transaction. Not a single dollar.
Not a single dollar I could be thrown in prison if I lied about that.
I am jailed. Oh, I'll be locked up.
Dropping the soap in front of the Quadius and Tyrone.
And let me say something that is not something you want to do.
That is not something you want to do.
At all.
That is not something you want to be happening.
That is why I never lie about advertisements.
Not one time.
Insane game.
Absolutely love it.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, oh.
It's tough for solo players.
Yeah, I can see that.
Guys, honestly, I'm pretty certain no matter
how many people you go into the game with,
you play with six man groups.
That's gonna be a problem.
They're gonna have to fix that immediately.
I think what they should do is instead of doing six people,
you should be able to choose like two or three
sized groups.
like you could do like a three-man ship, a four-man ship, or a six-man ship or
something. No, we don't. That would never make sense. Two-man ship, four-man ship, or
six-man ship. That's what they should do. Make it three separate cues, three separate
cues. They have solos, trios up to six. Who are you talking about? It's three or
six. But there is a three lobby size already. They have already taken my advice. Very smart
developers. Very smart developers gentlemen. Very smart developers. They have already taken
my advice. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. And fast working. And fast working. That's
What do you like to see?
That's what I see.
Good night!
Someone say to you, someone even say genius.
Good night, good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night, gang.
Have a good night.
Now by the way boys, I'm wanting to do
the me and Hutch Gauntlet on Friday.
I believe so, don't quote me on that.
Do not quote me on that,
but I think that's when we're gonna do it.
The Gauntlet is gonna be MW2, Halo 3,
CS2
Tarkov and I believe the last one may or may not be rushed hasn't been decided yet
But those first four are pre-submented break these cemented. I was thinking chess as well. Yes chess chess
I was thinking chess was to prove where the real gamer is. Let me tell you Hutch is always talking to said
He's always yapping. He's always flapping that mouth. He's always flapping it
Flappin it. He said he is the superior gamer. No, may I say?
We are the superior gamer
Easily easily easily I have no doubt my mind. No doubt my mind
All right, good night game
Have a good night everybody. Good night everybody. Have a good night. Good night everybody. Good night, gang. Have a good night
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Good night!
you