you
I gotta make this short guys because my team is waiting on me for playing this incredible
game again.
Oh my god this game is the best game ever.
To play the game again, also, also, because this game is so good, I put a vote up in the
Discord and it was over, actually I'd like to see what the vote was.
Let me see what the ultimate vote was.
It was 9,601 to 1,006, almost 10 to 1 ratio to push back the 5 game 1v1 gauntlet with
Mr. Hunch tomorrow so we can play more of this game and maybe even the new escape from talk-off event
The the cool one yes you part of it. You see that you see that it's fantastic
It's fantastic. We're gonna be doing that all these two things all weekend all weekend on the whole weekend
That's all the announcements do we have is that everything I said, oh, it's at the whole thing. He said all the idea
That's all the announcements
My husband and I watch your stream every night two months ago
You whispered me a happy birthday on stream when he commented now
Can you wish the best husband ever called me a happy birthday? Please? Yeah, I will I will but just know my new rule
Every for every one cameo there is one curse
For every one cameo there is one curse
There you are. There you are. You tell my husband, Bobby, happy birthday. His birthday
is tomorrow. See, happy birthday, my wife.
When your crops die, you have yourself to blame.
When your crops die, and your rivers run dry, and there's a drought, you have yourself to
blame.
Now let's ride!
I have a turn, I have a turn.
I have, listen.
I need thoughts for the Scavos.
Hold on.
I have a turn.
Your captain, your knight in shining armor, has returned to the helm of the ship.
You seaman are all on my book deck
My god, you're about to be much stuff a lot. Let me tell you
We're loading with another
We're doing zero here again. I'm loading with a great pistol. That's it. Do you hear all you guys guys by the way if
Anyone wants to join us tell them die
All right, because we are either playing this game with three people or six people no other amount of people
Not four not five not one not two. I will not be outnumbered out here these ways lands
All right
Okay, good. Okay. I so what's a turret that you're going to bring?
You hear you bring by the way, I don't you sit boys or on this you'll see it
You'll be so impressive. I'm you will be so impressive. Oh,
Oh, Mr. Godwolf, Mr. Pelicans, and Mr. Nappos.
I'm a bunch of good men, good um-men, with one second on it!
Oh, it's okay.
I'm spiritually conducting with my bungalows.
Do you mind?
I will say I have been on eight hours.
I am going to play for a bit, so if you have one.
Look, see, what I want you to do is get that spoon real hot for me.
Real hot.
What am I doing with a hot spoon?
I want you to get that spoon hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Yes, of course, Summit would say no.
He is an avid anti-drug advocate.
Everyone knows that.
Yoga though, he advocates for a lot.
Yoga in the bathroom, seven times a stream.
Now that, if you want a guy on your team for that,
he's your man.
But drugs, Summit, never.
Not one time.
Not what he's basically a nine.
Let's go, his importance.
Yes.
When you sit on a computer chair,
You do one position for too long. In fact, make sure you guys change my name is computer chair
Let me listen to this message. Oh, let me hold on. Let me see. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I've got some ammunition
All right, closey closey you bring a 40 millimeter summit you bring a 40 millimeter
Bring one stock of the airboat eats for the 40 millimeter. Can you do that or do you have it out?
Both you guys bring 40 millimetre cannons with one stack of ammo perfect
I'll bring 41 I can bring 80 that's a stack of ammo
I'll bring a 40 and 40 shells yeah wait wait wait wait hold on hold on really
quickly I'm listen I listen do you have ammo for the 80 pussy yeah I brought 30
okay I'm gonna bring 30 for the 80 as well but I only have 41 40 millimeter
shots anyone have any more no so but how many 40 millimeters out you have a
total you buy these now let's just rip it whatever who cares we'll win anyways
we're the best we're the best we're gonna win anyways it's impossible for us to
lose literally literally oh my goodness oh my god Jarvis made me a 1440p video of
summit bouncing on it I have three canned foods on this round oh yeah if we
I can't food hold on. Wait a second.
And providers.
Okay, good thinking, good thinking, good thinking.
Okay, why do I have 121?
Oh, I have no food at all. I have zero food.
What's, when's show, when's show ever?
Uh, somebody used to have your green armor, by the way.
Yeah, we should take it off. I'll do that. I'm sure it's gonna do. Oh, it's supposed to are we not supposed to be read our
No, no, no, we're just doing a
We're doing the same thing we did. I was like ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
If we do one more shit run and we get goop them
We're that's back to back good thinking good thinking good thinking all right
Okay, we're smooth sailing the rest of the night. Yeah smooth. Yeah smooth nothing, but smooth sailing. Yeah
By the way, I pretty sure you can attach sails to your ship instead of an engine
so we can sneak up on people if we build a ship like that.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah, guys, you know how we have Fort Bungus?
It's like a massive, impenetrable fort.
What if we built like a small sail ship
and we just sneak up on people?
That could be fun.
It could be fun.
That could be cool.
That could be an interesting way to play the game.
The C4 through.
Gta 6 opened up sales?
Yeah, like last week.
One of my bloggers said it was $3 billion in sales already.
That's about right.
Jesus Christ.
3 billion?
3 billion dollars.
Well, I could be getting one guy.
That was the first time, Jack.
Oh yeah, guys.
By the way, you guys on YouTube, if you see the thumbnail where it has like gimmick
and juice with a double lift in it it's just because I forgot to make a new sand
raiders of Sophie thumbnail but should ever know I guess none of those people
are here none of them are here literally none of them not even one of them I
I'm here with us tonight.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, what?
Mm.
Ah.
Mm.
No, that's right!
I
Like ever
I need to percent for fungus.
This is a classified piece of technology.
Do not tell a soul.
Do not tell a soul. Look at this.
Look at this. Look at this.
Two main points.
One door.
Two door.
Three door.
Four door to get the captain's poop back.
Eh!
Eh?
There'd be more to say.
The engine is completely surrounded.
Completely surrounded.
Can literally not be attacked from the left side.
At all.
You see that, boy?
Do something, something.
Little something, something.
Oh, Mr. Weird Alien,
Mr. Bruegel,
What's good, bad, good, I'm bad!
Hey Mr. Brown, some of us find some
what good, bad, good, I'm bad!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
What about the right side?
Ah, they will be shooting from that side.
One of the chances, what?
Literally zero.
Literally zero percent chance.
All right, hoist the sails crew.
Boys for the Sands.
Clugs, you are so ugly.
I'm promoting you to ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Ugly Son.
You are a little ugly.
I suppose?
You're just a little ugly.
You're just a tad ugly.
You're just a little ugly.
Can I kiss you?
Why?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm the, oh yeah, I'm the captain.
Wait, do we have to wait for a week?
What?
Fuel?
I don't think we brought fuel though.
But fuel is for the weak.
Fuel is for the weak and feeble clubs, and we do not need fuel.
We can just 180 and go to Mere Sausages.
Mere Sausages?
Yeah, let's go to Mere Sausages, yeah.
That's what that fuel is.
I don't know.
All right, we're going right towards Miyasawch since Ashley's speed.
Oh, I ran out of horn fluid.
Lucy, could you check the horn fluid reservoir?
Got it! Taking the order, please!
Thank you, Clokesy! You did an excellent job!
I am, I am, you know, I am promoting you to ugly commander!
Commander ugly ship!
Oh, I'm out of one juice again.
Clokesy!
I got it! I got it!
Thank you, Clokesy! Thank you, thank you!
Come on, boss!
Thank you. Thank you.
Have a nice big camp, man.
Shit! Shit!
And you tell the other side of these weirdly safe rocks and see me do a planet. We're on
Oh, we are what planet are we are we on Mars?
Oh, we're on Mars yet. Look there's Elon Musk right there
Hold on guys. There may be some degree
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine! They will chase you!
They'll loot their over the horizon! They can't even see us now!
Alright, are we going on foot then?
Oh, no, no, no! We wait till they kill each other, then when one's dead, they hop off to loot the other guy, and they haven't repaired yet. We go right for him!
But I'm telling you, this has to be executed perfectly. We have very low ammo.
The 40mm cannons only have 40 shots each. The only cannon with sufficient weaponry is the 80mm with 60 shots.
M-hm. Mother, they're going right for each other, boys.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm going right forward to the, oh my god.
I think the one on the right turning around.
His smoke sees me going, this is just the wind.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
Be closer.
Oh no.
Okay, this is kind of sick weird
That it right there to the right or did the other one be
We can always
Are they fighting I get down
You go
get a little closer, get a little closer, a little closer, nice and easy now, nice and
easy, nice and easy, nice and easy, yeah I don't see them anymore, I see the smoke,
I see the smoke, it's right on the horizon, directly south east south south east, yeah
I see most of them.
There's definitely a strat where you just park your... you park this in between like...
like rocks and you just run around and put the C4.
for me for me for me for me
you know what you do is you can get naked
you couldn't get naked
no no no stop there
stop there
there's no step two there's no step two
that's it
oh my god
left
no no these are time these are the we just had
we had the four inch forward element
wait we're gonna
we might be able to get out of this rocket time
if you run so far I don't like this I don't like these towers are stupid I see
the enemy I see the enemy get it dude it's going to spawn right on that's
it's going to spawn in front of us
yeah spawn right out oh my god just go right through them go right through
them only shoot the 80 millimeter don't shoot 40 millimeter we're not
able to do it only 80 only 80
Okay, okay, you guys can repair.
Wait, why is there three smokes?
There's three, there's three.
Go left.
No, we must forward forward.
Prepare, repair, repair, repair.
Our backs just got blown out.
Oh my goodness, repair, repair.
Oh my god, they're on our right.
They're on our right.
Yes.
They're turning left, they're turning left.
We need to get out of the good side.
They're turning, turning, turning.
There's four!
You're running, turning, turning, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine!
You need to go straight, you need to go straight, you're just turning back into them, go straight!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Get ready!
Charge!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Charge!
Get on the cannon, get on the cannon!
I'm so bad, I'm so bad, I'm so bad.
Get on the cannon, boys!
Got him on it!
I killed one. One's here, one's here.
Turn left please, turn left please.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I think one's unavailable.
Hey what, did you already capture our bait?
No, they fucking ate our kill bait.
No!
Are they on a boat?
I'm dead, I'm dead!
still the captain someone else can drive though I'm the driver someone else to
drive that's fair that's fair okay that's up there
me comes this guy when he got back to his body I wasted three parts
well he has a memory
oh i mean who are you here
press one fist fight him fist fight him
son of a bitch i'm a shotgun cook let him cook let him cook let him cook
that's not how you do it something though listen you know how you don't do it peanut
head first into p3 pve let me tell you something let me tell you something
Let me tell you something. Can I have the floor for a moment?
When George Washington sailed from Europe to the United States, you know what he did the moment he got here?
He chopped out a cherry tree or some shit.
He burned his ships. He burned his ships so that his men would know that the only way forward was defeating the enemy.
I
Purposely got our ship. I'm that's 100% accurate. I purposely got our ship destroyed on purpose on purpose
To go. Oh, wait, we're day
Let me tell you something close. Can I tell you something close here?
When George Washington sailed from Europe to the United States, you know what the first thing he did was close he
he burned his ships he burned his ships that he he would let his men know that
the only path was forward there was no retreat there was no resolve that is
why I got our ship killed instantly on purpose okay also what was the entire
Fucking server there guys. Yes, that's all sorts of stuff. I build a three-man ship or should we just do the cocky grandpa again
Can we not do either of those and use a blueprint?
No
No, we can't
You can fuck yourself though if you have a so desire
We're using the cocky grandpa. We are using the cocky grandpa. Otherwise known as Fort
Bungus. Guys, we can't lose. Listen, listen, listen to me. Don't even bring in any turns
and don't bring in any turn ammo. We're just gonna go straight to a BLI and get some,
okay?
Yeah, but we have no no no we don't see that. I want you to see it turn one more time
Turned now listen. I think actually close. He is right. Okay, you need to even a stupid pregnant squirrel is right twice a day
Have you ever heard that saying George Washington said while he was on his trip from Europe to the United States
You're the first thing he did. Oh, you know what the first thing he did
You know that he got a squirrel pregnant now listen fucking now. I wish yeah, son fucking. No, I just let him
Summit, thank you. You know what?
We take a moment to appreciate Summit because he always has my back.
He has my backers in any situation. You're a good man, Summit.
But close to you is right.
I think we should do.
Okay?
Nah, that sounds stupid.
Okay, just bring weapons, okay?
Yeah, you want to bring weapons, Summit?
Imagine we brought in all the people from there.
Imagine having gear here in a space cowboy game, bro.
Guys, first out, we're not in space!
We're on the planet!
Listen, listen, listen!
I'm falling behind myself.
I'm speaking.
He was doing it.
The captain is speaking.
Yeah, sure.
The captain is speaking.
What?
Listen, bring in a pistol, bring in some ammo, bring in a couple beans, and we're going
to bring one 80 millimeter turret with 30 shots, just in case there's some clankers.
We're going to go right through a PY and loot on, all right?
Okay, perfect.
I'll bring the 80 millimeter and the ammo.
You guys just be sexy. Now listen we have to grab all the turds we need to fill out every turd space on our entire ship. We need five turds.
We just gotta clear one P.V.P. right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There will only be one. There will only be one.
One P.V.P.
What we're saying is we should avoid P.V.P.
Yes, for the first P.V.P.
Why E for a little bit?
Okay, what about two P.V.P.
What about that dude? We're stretching this.
Yeah, I actually thought about that.
That's a P.V.P.
No, you're about to have two P.V.P. in your eyes.
If you do not listen to your captain, okay, I was born with a deformity just kind of down the middle being is a disaster
I have two penises I just said it. I don't remember stuttering
I
was involved. I apologize. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Now ready up. We're going in
They call me the double peen peanut. You know that? Oh, you know what? I forgot to get my
Uh, uh, I forgot to bring some food. Hold on. Give me a oh wait. Oh, yeah, I need some food as well
Can you guys make some food for me?
No, no, buy some! You can buy it!
I can't food for a gupa.
I wish I had pdm's confidence.
Gentleman, let me teach you something right here.
I did have some.
As long as you are talking the loudest!
It's like Sponsor Meal, which is really loud.
And talking over everyone else in the room, you can never be wrong!
You can never ever be wrong!
Write that down if you have to write it down
Right jot it down
We have a total of six cans
Really true. So I'm one of you guys brought two and one of you guys only brought one. I brought zero cans of beans.
I have I had no beans I brought zero cans
That's right, can I get I thought you just wanted an extra kid you got zero you got zero
kids for a group I'm zero kids for a group zero kids for a group
Oh, Mr. Robbie, Mr. Chris, but we're going to have to wait a long time to do it, I'm
mad.
What the fuck is the best way to do it?
No, they take my hand.
Yeah, nobody messing with your lock and no, that's up to you, but every fight we
get into as we suffice arts, it goes, you're unable to respond.
So I see guys I swear to God I've only touched you guys luck is one time that's when I stole five beads from coaxie
And I need you
Listen, you know this calculator built to use love
Actually still remove the door that just goes literally nowhere. I keep me a door here
It's like do you want do you want do you want to be stubborn? Yes, just represent the bugulators with anything?
Yes, or do you want to really represent the bugulators with something special
Dude, the Ford Bogus is literally the best ship that you can build in this game. You know that, right? There is no ship better.
Who built that ship? Me! I built that ship! Who designed it? I designed it!
Yeah, you know, that's...
That's kind of what my problem is. I feel like you... I feel like when you make your own ship...
So your problem is not that it's a good ship, it's that a peanut built it?
What it what what other groups what other groups are not allowed to build ships? Mrs.
go ahead no list all no list all the groups so you have a problem it will
hush building go ahead no let's get some of the floor we're waiting yeah
listen I got my name we're curious are we curious are we curious? same same same type of people
whoa whoa whoa I don't think I hear you if everything was right okay well of course you were
I saw that clip in our graders buddy
Okay, it's your fault
That's wrong
Let's rock
I'm coming at you
You did a boat
Okay boys, okay
We're going in
I got a boat, I got a lot of turrets in it
A lot of turrets in it
Can we do it again?
I got like fucking 70 turret bullets
bullets oh yeah I'm gonna check them out I'm gonna check them out when you'll
write for stuff and nizzle all right for stuffing stuffing my nizzle all right
did you make it good what this is stupid this is stupid stupid nizzle you
see that on the map
Mmm, somebody's in his element?
Yeah, somebody's gonna love this game.
He's been playing this for a while.
He loves these types of games.
This game is so good, boys.
I'm telling you, oh my God, this game is so good.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, this game's so good.
Why is it so dark out there?
That's because it's nighttime.
Have you ever heard of it?
No, I haven't.
No, I didn't.
You probably don't know about that,
because you never leave your house.
Okay, I think, you know, day time is?
Yeah, I do.
It's the time right after nighttime.
That sounds good, guys.
You never touch grass.
Look at this big fucking, you're planning.
But I touched your dad's ass.
Touch your uncle's.
We're like neighbors to this fucking, this planet.
Bro, this has been going up every raid so far.
Yeah, no, I haven't had a chance.
You never saw the giant planet in the sky.
That's what I'm saying.
When you're learning everything else, you know, you're looking at robots.
I'm telling you, dude.
Bathroom stretch breaks illegal.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, why in a game where you can barely see each other anyways,
is there even fog going on there?
now now that yeah I'm telling you this guy takes a bathroom stretch break and he
comes back he's a he's basically a doorknob
you should be representing the beauty of your game
stop complaining about the game and fucking sweet
I spent a guy on your one-fourth hand's Raiders of Sofia
come play out of you I'm fucking your ass
We're dead now.
Oh no.
I'm throwing it in reverse.
No, we don't know.
No, hold on.
Man the guns!
It's too late.
Man the guns!
I'm on that side.
I said that.
Oh shit, I need to rotate. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
I need to rotate, rotate, rotate.
Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate.
Come on, folksy.
Got him!
Not a bobbin, not a bobbin!
It's looking good, it's looking good.
That was a miss.
That better.
You're not doing a lot of damage, I'm not going to lie.
It should be dead soon.
There's a lot of misses there.
I have so many bullets in the way.
No, I swear to God, you slandered this game one more time, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna fuck you.
I want the move
Oh my God
Guys, guys, stop it
Hop on the top down
Are you just standing there
Joking your penis?
Are you serious?
I'm out here
I'm out here fighting
Robots on top
Stop it, hop on the fucking gun
What is Summit doing right now?
Look at the roof
Look at the groove you dumbass!
I brought some stuff, I brought some stuff.
Are you serious?
Oh, we jumped from a night where my stomach...
Get on the gun!
I killed so many, I killed so many.
Get the repair thing.
That's good, see, look, there's no point in being on the gun.
He's got it, dude.
Repairing?
I can't see the...
What?
It's looking good, it's looking good.
I lost a health bar.
Is this guy insane?
And we have one behind us guys, it's kind of a fraud.
I'm hopping off the guy.
There's some other guys behind us.
I think he's stupid.
I can tell you I know.
There's one more guy.
There's two more.
There's some in Rotinas.
Some in Rotinas.
How about the wheel of Rotinas right?
Our wheel is broken.
Repair it! Repair it!
Yeah, that's right.
Do you have to repair it?
Oh my God!
Got one! Got one!
SHUT UP!
TEA!
The betters!
TEA!
I got it! I got it!
Oh my God!
A weed!
Someone put down the pipe!
Put down the pipe!
I can't see him! Hold on!
Wait a second.
Wait, he's rotating us literally the wrong way.
Yeah, he's going the wrong way the wrong way of time.
I think it is to be the right way.
Summit is a detriment to the ship's health.
Summit is genuinely a detriment to the ship's health.
That's not true. I saved us.
I've got to go watch the bot. I've got to know what someone was doing that entire time.
I was on the wheel and I looked up at our second gun, but the robot literally putting his dick
in the front of our shift right where the gun is aiming and no one was on it the entire time.
See how people fly.
I was helping folks each shoot, uh...
This was... wow!
What does that even mean?
I was helping people shoot shots, yeah.
Finally.
Finally!
I need to repair a kit.
Someone come down and grab this.
Holy crap!
I cannot be more alive.
I cannot believe you're alive by now.
I need to repair a kit.
Repair a kit.
Grab that penis and let it fly.
I cannot believe...
Well
Grab the repair kid shut up some it is fucking he is I saved us our ship had no wheel
Obviously, I fixed it got on it turned the wrong way to be the right way
Okay, by the way, this is we're about to get so much food at this POI
Follow me gang follow me guys
And they're looking at who ran us into the robot in the first place, you know what I mean?
You know what?
That's where we were going!
Can you break that, you know?
Up towards the top of the mountain, I think?
Alright, just working up the ship, working up the ship.
I'm already repaired most of the ship.
I highly doubt that.
Most of the ship doesn't make repairs.
I would bet my life.
I like it, I like it.
I need another eye, there's another eye on the far side, you can't bring your eye into the repair kit.
Is that a good health pack?
Yeah, you guys, there's another eye on the other side you can't go up.
How is there, is this one has the eyes? This one has the same.
Alright, we're good on repair kit, we still need to do regular repairs.
Yeah, your feet are on fire.
Maybe you start working on your feet.
Uh, Mr. Peanut, after you look at it.
What?
My feet are on fire?
We come on.
Yeah, all of our legs are fucking broken, bro.
What do you mean, we're better feet?
No, I come on all repair kit in the bears.
Well, that's not me.
You did have no health.
What?
Dude, what is this guy talking about?
What is this guy talking about?
This is repair kits, man.
What?
Your shit is a waste. I don't know who you're dealing with, but he's pulling a fast one on you.
I'm just not over-selling you God's-
There's some wicked shit there.
Are you here, this guy? Are you here, this guy right now?
There is holes in someone's brain. He's smoking straight K2.
Let me die you.
I don't know how to heal this game, man.
We told you how to do it two rounds yo I specifically remember because I remember you saying oh
wait
means he'll you
Holds in your brain. You will hold in your brain summit
Obviously this is a happy dream night. This is obviously happy
Yeah
It's not my fault I asked how to feel it folks
I'm gonna blow
Yeah, you get a repair kit all the time.
So, Coachy, can you double check that all the robots have been looted?
Yeah, I'll do it. I'm already out.
I'm still repaired, I'm still repaired.
Did you fix all your toes or what, bro?
Yeah, well, somebody else fixed the toes.
I'm just repairing the, for the most, most everything repaired.
Certified some of his
There's a very real possibility very real possibility
Yes, yes, I think that's a VOD, a certified VOD Rewinds moment.
Certified.
Oh my God, I'm pretty sure I got to go to the rest of the
list.
Let me tell you what I think I'm gonna see on that VOD.
Let's see.
I think I'm gonna see us going,
oh my God, we're under attack!
Missiles flying, explosions happening,
and Summit is gonna have an arched back
and not blink even one time.
not listen even what I was staring at a tree like it he's admiring a painting in
a museum listen I'm the guy talking about getting us killed okay when I was
repairing the reactor when last game you had first into three AI with the
fucking PDP on our left side and you didn't even want to turn to the right
Oh my god.
That damn!
Yep, that's what you sound like.
That was dope.
That's exactly what you sound like.
Fuck you.
I understand.
You sounded like hush right there,
trying to explain fucking science,
and not animal facts like normal.
So what I'm hearing is it's never my fault.
Perfect.
Just one time.
It's not close.
He's fucked.
That is correct.
Is it great?
Oh my god.
All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, what more do you
want from me?
If I wasn't fixing the reactor and I was on a gun,
Wouldn't that also be a bad thing?
Summon.
Summon?
I did.
Uh-huh.
You are doing shit!
You were when I was really looking at you!
Uh, the only time I wasn't doing anything was when I only thought we had one cannon,
and so I was sitting there helping Cloaksy hit shots, right, Cloaksy?
Tell him.
Yeah.
He was high-grade.
Then, when you guys started freaking out, you're like,
there's a rush of B, there's a rush of B.
I was like, dude, the reactor's dying.
So I started, if the reactor has broken pipes,
doesn't that shit blow up after a little while?
There was like four broken pipes on the reactor.
Maybe, maybe there was some outside adversary,
some external force that was breaking the box.
Listen, you wanna know a secret?
It's pretty fucking easy, Mr. Captain, to put the car in park and get on a fucking gun.
That's what I had to do, because I had one crewmate that had seven lobotomies this morning.
Okay, so what's he saying is, all right.
He does it for the love of the game.
Listen, I successfully completed the meta.
Driver and passenger, shoot.
One passenger, repair.
I think that's pretty fucking solid.
No?
Why would you, what the fuck would you be doing turning the wheel right there against PDE?
That was not what happened. I think the meta what you're speaking of is one player drives the ship, one player shoots, and one player flicks his bane on the roof while we're being destroyed.
One player drives the ship and stays on it for the most part in PvP. In PvE, you put the car in the right spot, or you park it and then you shoot.
I'm just throwing it out there. Listen, if you want to be a fish in the cap...
Park my car in your right spot.
I'll tell you what, I will tell you what.
There's good dude in there. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, you can't talk about efficiency between
Cuz I know exactly how
No one is on the ship, but you did exactly that's someone supposed to be on the
Can you put a bed in there for me?
I can't, you need to do it yourself.
Guys, what do you mean we don't have a repair kit dude?
We have a repair kit right here dude.
No one even said that!
What do you mean?
I'm still hearing whistly noises, let me just leave broken here.
Yeah, there's a pipey nest up there.
Don't you fucking fix it anymore.
I hate you so much.
I
See the pipe you missed there's still one more pipe. Can you find it? Yeah, I still hear I hear I hear
Oh, yeah, I have one right here the captain's quarters. Hey a captain's only in the captain's quarters
That's it
All right, everything we hold on we say there's a couple things in here would take it
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Uh, y'all get over there, Quixi?
Yeah, there's shows of pipes. You think you can find those pipes?
I don't think so, I don't think so, no I don't think so.
Why can I open the door?
Hold on.
You're used to these assholes that are eating this game.
Yeah, I, it is a little weird.
I, okay the door is just infinitely, alright whatever.
Alright, um, go see how I'm coming to you.
Follow me, gang, follow me, gang.
Yeah, there's a lot of fucking crazy people up here, man.
Hmm
I'll stay here by the way what what what is what is what is Raiders of Sophie who's Sophie?
Sophie's a map right that's what I've said. Oh, so I'm just look to the right. I can see it
We were oh man. Something just happened over there. So I'm a blue something up east of us. I
See the smoke and I saw the explosion. I think I have something that's worth a lot of money. Where is it?
information on the name of the moon it's the name of the moon that we're on
Sophie it's a can you bring that ship over I mean so we're not a planet a whole
planet who maybe the planet is maybe we're on the moon for that big-ass
fucking planet bro okay oh true that plan dude yeah okay you guys get the
back to the ship so we can go check out this explosion no there's so much
oh yeah there's players hereby! where? east, southeast. yeah I'm not gonna lie you
have looked east twice close here and I'm just I mean this guy might just be
under the desert heat you know what I mean? listen dude I'm gonna see if these players
are spot shit far away that's a bad guy east 200 kilometers. this guy might just be
under the desert heat influence. yeah I'm talking about. I'm down here. I'm down here.
But yeah, I'm in the highest way. Let me just blew something up and
They are looting it right now. We could go over there and actually kill them
But you guys are lolligang in here, but I don't see anything to the southeast. I'm taking the ease now
Why is this like a question summit, you know, I mean, you don't trust in my ability
I've been playing video games since they created the Bible. Remember. Oh, yeah, I did say that. Sorry
All right
You're right, but you're right. You're right. Well, he's right. He's right
All right, all right, that makes a lot of sense. I can see all right and not back
And I'm back
That's a bad guy over there, brother
But dude, do we have enough time to just take a little bit more loot? Yeah, you're fine. They're not coming over here
Okay, okay, they're looting too. You know Sam. I'll fucking just leave. You don't want to
I
Guys have a box key
That's nice that's nice
Yeah, I guess I'll move this nice boys. That's not
Can't
Guys guys guys guys guys there's two turrets we can take right here
Be these be these be these bad. There's like three over here. He's bad. He's really bad
Really, really, really, really, really bad. We should be sure we get tons of ammo for the turrets to touch the bamo
You know, I feel it. Let me grab the ammo for the turrets and then we'll take the turrets. Yeah
Yeah, I mean it's first over here as well
How many do you want?
How many do you need?
340mm
I've got 240mm on me
There's 440mm over here
I'm packing these up, let's take it
Another 40 here
Oh, there's an 80, do we need an 80?
We can use one more 80 and two 40s actually let's grab that 80. I'll grab the 240s. We're good to go. Yeah
The world may never know the world
If you ever have every single remember off your ship you're asking for a licking dude
All right, wait, I need you to come with me quick and grab this box. I've got three bombs set to grab
I refuse some stand on the ship. Okay
He needs what do you need?
I've got 240 millimeter cannons I have to carry
Yeah, we don't need cannons that badly. No, we need duty cannons
We need to destroy cannons. What if we need extra cannons to cool down?
Oh, yeah, these boxes might not even be grabable. Oh my god
Oh my goodness like a hundred. Oh my god. They're on the move. They're on the move. Oh my killer. Is our smoke going? No!
You know, there's so many over here. There's like ten turrets
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Slash them or something calling death like you would normally do man.
I
Was I just a bug me
The PVP is leaving us course I don't care I don't care I could not hear like this
I'm on the cat I'm stuck in a literal tree
All right
Those are you next week. Can you come you go buggy?
Yeah, I want to respond to I'm so close
Another team that's coming towards us
If they spot us we're dead
Okay, it's not going the other way it's not going towards us. Oh, it's kind of gonna
But they see us we're fucking dead
Yeah, maybe cuz we don't have the cannons to shoot them only someone would
Yeah, or maybe because our captain is in some fucking tree in a random tree
Summit if you would just come grab the boxes we'd be out of here immediately
I refuse, I'm making sure that these guys will go over to us and we're not ready to leave the...
Oh my god!
Moving the boat takes time, they're coming towards us, they see us!
They fucking see us! Get the fuck back here!
I'm not going back until all three...
I would rather the ship literally die than me not getting these three boxes.
I'm gonna let the ship die on purpose to get these three boxes.
Oh my god, they're right next door to us bros. They're looking right at us brothers. We gotta go
They're saluting a ship. That's a
Just a couple
You know
Come help me get this last
I'm not bringing your your fucking boxes peanut bring a fucking box from back. I'll tell you what I'll relay I'll relay
Okay, drop a box. Oh, you see right here. There's a box right there right now. I'm not getting that. That's too far
That's super. You gotta go further. I'm not going. I'm not fucking going
Make sure you go get that other one
I
I'm gonna lie I hope these guys be launched straight to I hope they do I hope our entire ship is right
Fox
I have a purple box that I probably could drop off the ship and I'll come.
If you watch these extra turrets over here, there's like six.
You want me to get the two or say fucking?
No, just come and help me with these two boxes that we're going.
I think I found a strategy to get him. I think I found a strategy to get him.
I see, I think I have the method.
There's a ledge on the other side that if I could land on perfectly.
Oh, I think they have a trade for us.
Oh, yep, yep, yep.
Oh yeah, I got the boxes down. Cool, I see someone helping you carry it back.
I dropped the ammo.
Got it.
Right here, right here.
Got it!
All of me gay follow me boys. Oh my god. I don't see I'm leaving the box. We need to see it
Grab a good movie. Yeah. Yeah, they're coming for it for us. I think don't you get the box
All of me gay follow me boys
If only we had a third member of the ship to help us carry things
Part of the ship part of the crew. Part of the ship part of the crew. Part of the ship part of the crew.
Cozy, Cozy, Cozy. Do you have the box? Do you have the box?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We gotta go.
No, it's right there. I literally see the box. Cozy, take this box. Cozy, Cozy, Cozy.
No, I didn't pick it up. I picked it up.
No, wrong box! Wrong box!
I have a 40mm turret.
No, I dropped another box. Don't worry. We're fine. They're not coming for us. I don't think I'm coming
Yeah, we can we can we can we can we can we kill me?
Oh, yeah, I was you see these two boxes. I got you. Yes, I grabbed the 40 from where you were sitting
Is he help
I
Fuck this guy
Thanks, thanks so much for the opera I appreciate
Do you want to get the other person to fuck
Should we go back to more judge how common there's so many there's so many wait wait for
No, no, no, we're by with these there.
We're by, I just gotta load them up with ammo.
So, let's go and buy the ammo.
We're very lucky that those guys didn't see us.
Yeah, yeah.
There's two teams that passed our class.
Now, the question is, do we extract or do we go fight these folks?
Yeah, we go fight them.
Are we all on the boat?
Another ship asked for a prisoner for a hostage because now I'm giving you up immediately
I'm giving you up even I mean so quick you want to be able to play before you're in chance on their ship
Stay you know that's the job of the captain
Carol
Okay, you have to give up your fucking sword or your special fucking pistol get to give it to their captain
I don't think that's uh, I don't think that's a way
I saw that in a movie.
What movie were you watching?
I think it was that Russell Brolin.
Master Commander.
Master Commander?
Master and the Commander.
Was it just Master and the Commander?
Anyways, you're supposed to give up the captain of a ship
of a ship that they took over was pretending to be the cook. I think they're off.
Okay, alright, all you guys, okay, all the cannons are loaded up, we're good to go.
Something to get you off of the wheel.
I had to have your two heads of these guns in front of me.
What is that sound?
I was bound.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, never mind. I thought I found the, uh, the lead weapon.
What is that sound?
Submit, Submit, can you...
I, I've been entrusted on a baby, baby.
I feel like we could just write him off the list.
Submit, hop on the wheel and drive!
Submit, the engine is not even on.
Oh, that's your job, you fuck! Get the fucking...
Turn the engine on!
You can't even turn it on.
Yeah, look, it's not my fucking job, bro. Turn the fucking engine on, man.
Wait, what is that noise?
Did we have a leak somewhere?
That's the sound of someone thinking.
No, that's the sound of peanut's mouth constantly open, right?
Yeah, what the...
I will scout. I am the captain.
I'm scouting for enemies.
In terms of enemies, our enemies...
There's no enemies.
enemies we have zero enemies you are there's two enemies oh there's wait
which way are you about east wait who's doing those guys is still there
yes they went past this close like literally right over this little hill yeah
I'd expect you to understand if you weren't busy just ropes bringing boxes
back and forth go
actually doing you know I'm gonna fuck this guy I think I'm gonna fuck up I
think I'm gonna fuck up full you know moments
What?
Yeah, it's a no.
Mm.
Look like a no.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I left us in.
You missed five minutes to check out.
I said my wife were expecting another baby.
You get to pick the names since you lost the bet.
What do you choose?
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Serve for a baby girl name.
Dude, why do I just randomly freeze on the mode?
That's a tough one.
That's a toughie.
Okay, where's our main source of DPS?
Left on the floor.
That's a toughie.
Okay, we're gonna fight.
We need shots from the from the top right now
I would say just start taking fucking shots random ones, and then I'm gonna turn
ROUDA! ROUDA!
In the perfect name!
Make sure we're on the right side
ROUDA!
Bugalina! Bugalina!
Ah, that's a perfect name, perfect name.
Cuban.
Aguardo.
84 of those days were perfectly, perfectly.
They might be chasing the original team.
They were switching teams.
Put more fuel in, put more fuel in.
Wait, do we have any more fuel?
Yeah, yeah, I found like six.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you put it in. Yeah, you put it in.
Is there like an upgrade where we can get like another...
We should go faster, we should go faster.
We should upgrade and we can swap out one of our teammates.
Listen, you don't understand the essentialness that I bring to the team.
I don't think you realize how fast we're gonna die when we get over here.
Listen, not as fast as we did when you were piloting, I promise bro, okay?
Capturing piloting, whatever the fuck you call things, plagues.
Guys, listen, don't forget, when you were doing your let's ride,
you were let's riding us into three PVE robots and a PVBE, or PVBE fucking, you know.
The ship is very tiny. It's very small. You take it out easy the the the engine is on the roof
All we do is help the engine we're good. We'll close it goes close you hop on the gun
We're gonna do legs first that engine
More filling you guys in a good spot
Manning the guns ready
and
ready
I either maybe some debris in the way
almost there boys almost there
left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left
If we go left, we're not gonna be able to get behind it.
Can we, like, ride this to the right, or no? How's this work?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, there's two blown up...
...ships!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Stop!
Hold on, I'm stuck.
Can I go through this thing? I'm on this valley on the left, or anything?
Yeah, I'll pop it out.
We'll try.
You're doing great, sweetie.
What are you complaining about?
I didn't see that until it's too late.
You see the turn left to go behind there?
If only there was someone at the top of the ceiling.
Say!
You told me wait!
Wait!
You had a whole conversation!
I said left, left, left, left, left!
You said, hmmm, I think I'm gonna go right.
Listen, either way I feel like we hit something, okay?
I don't understand is why you're complaining about the very things that you do is crazy
You wouldn't be able to play with yourself, Peanut. You know that, right?
Trust me, I play with myself all the time.
Why don't we go quiet? Hold on. Wait a minute.
We don't want to be here.
We can get right here.
Get us to that ship right now!
Working on it.
Alright, we can see the water.
Well my shit climbed this right here I
See don't know where they might
Guys, I thought we were gonna climb it dude. What kind of stupid spider thing is this day?
What's all right? What's all right?
These guys have nothing to worry about
These guys are listening to free bird
wind in their
It's not forget who's fault this is not my driving
It's how long you guys took to want to go chase crazy because at first I was the driver
But someone couldn't handle doing anything else
You didn't walk away from the relationship, okay
You. She broke up. She broke up.
How can you justify you getting us killed? And the only thing behind it is you saying something like let's ride and you think that's okay.
They're gone. They're so gone. They're not gone. They're literally in front of us. Get eyeballs both of you, okay?
Yeah, I'm looking. I'm looking. I've got to play any of these before you play this game.
I don't see the smoke. It's too foggy.
Are we sure they're doing it for lunch?
Yeah, they're in front of us, but I we're gonna get around a team affirmations after this one
We're gonna need a round of deep affirmations. I agree. Let's see you guys just need to know your balls
Okay, we only have few we only have two fuels left. I'm gonna pull one in
Yeah
We need to get eyes on
For the smoke
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
There it is, there it is.
They're gonna shot it.
Oh my god.
They're gonna destroy it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to go over to the right.
Sneak by sneak by sneak by.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember to keep the enemy on our left side,
right?
Oh my god.
We are literally putting the enemy on our right side.
Alright, listen.
We are a million miles away, you big giant nutsack, right?
You fucking peanut sack, right?
Yeah.
RACES, RACES EM!
Wait, that's just a robot, guys.
How can I judge a group of them?
You know what I mean? Based on their paint job.
Exactly. How can you judge a group of them?
It's called a normal strike-in on a robot.
That's not a robot, man!
Oh, wait, oh, you're right.
Just remember, the right side is our meat side, the left side is our strong side, right?
Oh, my lord, have mercy.
Look at this big boy we got here.
We got the pop out of here.
And they're gonna be like, oh shit!
Look at this turn right here.
Look at this fucking turn right here.
What the hell was that?
What's that?
Hit him once, hit him once.
Hit him once.
Why are we inflicting both of them?
Wait, hold on.
Run with these weapons.
I'm hitting him.
I'm hitting him! I'm hitting him!
Let's!
Oh my god! I'm hit!
Destroy the turnip! Destroy the turnip!
I'm going to five seconds! I'm going to five seconds!
You respawn? You're down?
Free respawn? It's not like we respawn above! Above! Above!
Oh, the turret! The turret!
Repair! Repair! Repair!
I'm hammering up! I'm hammering up!
I'm hammering at it!
Press G! Press G!
Okay, we have good timing here, we have good timing here.
Take shots of these guys.
Oh, I'm getting them, I'm hammering them boys, I'm hammering them, I'm hammering them.
Good, we're gonna go around this rock here, we're gonna have shots left side, shots left side.
What the hell is that?
You're on board.
turn one left turn one left
left left left left left
what the hell is that
y'all more to the left
what the hell will
are they witches
I'm sure they react like fuck it
I'm sure they react like oh my god
everything is exploding
what the fuck is happening
Oh my god I'm hitting the reactor so hard I'm harrowing these people oh my god there's
another one there's another one and we're going around we're going around we're going
to get closer we're going to get closer.
I'm getting them boys I'm getting them.
Oh, you just got cracked. You just got cracked hard.
Repairing reaction.
Repair, repair, repair!
Oh!
Oh, they got me, they got me! I'm dead!
Okay, we're fucked. We're actually fucked.
Get inside of here, get inside of here, get inside of here! Oh my god!
I can't, we're hitting a rock. We're trying, we're trying.
We're trying to fix in the mill. Fix in the mill.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I mean, there's another guy. He's shooting up two.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Throw the C-4.
C-4, C-4, C-4, C-4.
I'm going backwards, going backwards, going backwards.
I have to fix this again.
Fix the reactor.
Fix the reactor, fix the reactor.
I'm shooting at him.
Just keep doing that, keep doing that, keep doing that.
I'm gonna turn us back in a second here.
I got myself, I got myself.
Fuck!
Fuck dead!
The Wally showed up on me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I know, I know, I'm trying to turn us, trying to turn us!
No!
Why would you!
W-W-W-What?
What?
Why?!
Why did we show up on our engine?!
I didn't have a choice, we hit a rock!
Coach, do you have any C4, do we have any C4?
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I think there's one, I think there's one!
Where's it, where's it?
I went over and put one on already!
Where's the C4? Where's the C4? I can see it! I can see it!
It should be a top! It should be a top!
Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
I'm going up! I'm going up!
He's not over yet! He's not over to the 5th!
He's six!
What?!
Oh, that's too...
That one's gonna lock in.
Yeah, where's the C4 at?
I don't know. I thought we had two. I put one on.
you suck on shells
those are the ones for the turret
you suck on shells on your body? where do you got it? where do you got it? you suck on shells
front turret, front turret, front turret, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it
yeah, right there
I'm not seeing you, I'm not seeing you
all right, well then
oh that maybe
ain't suck on shells if I'm gonna take over this mode
oh fuck it
I'm going in! I'm going in!
Lock in!
You bottom that case?
Are you guys sure you didn't see the shotgun shells for the shotgun turret?
Is that your shotgun ammo?
Because I've wasted a lot of time here for you to see your shotgun ammo and not shotgun turret ammo!
It was shotgun turret ammo, dammit!
I'm in line!
I need to find your body. I need to find your body. And there's no way I'm taking this thing over without without shotgun
Please, Mr. Doon, say you can. You see? They're fighting you, Ken. Fuck it, I'm going in. I'm going in!
I missed you twice. Okay, hold on, wait a second, hold on. I'm getting word that there is shotgun challenge.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting one guy. I'm pretty sure getting one guy
Are you talking about this? Are you talking about this?
The turret shotgun shells because this is not the correct time. Is this what I'm talking about?
Oh man, this is like Daisy all over again. It's like a tire iron in a room.
This is awesome!
I
Shot one guy three times a row. Oh my god. I got one guy three times a rope. So what do you die you suck at shells?
I
Don't believe I shot themselves. I have a long range rifle. I'm going in fuck it
We should I go to the left of the right? Oh shit by the right
Oh
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, that's a big one. That's a big boy. That's a big boy.
That's a big boy.
And I don't need like, I don't need like, look it!
Yeah.
Oh, she's huge. She's huge.
Now sneak up on him. What gun are they using?
They're literal winchers.
They're literally winchers.
So sneak up on him, take the captain's crew.
When we wait till this other team blows open the captain's crew,
I'm gonna take it right up the mudroom as soon as I do you guys always bought okay
right
Get your ass back on your computer
It was I'm gonna catch this and then you respond okay? I'm gonna catch you
Really yeah
We're here other legs other legs oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh
He dropped down he dropped down ball. Yeah, that'll happen
That'll happen that'll happen
We
You've lost everything
We lost literally everything and have nothing.
You have no bitches. You have no goo.
Nothing.
I can't help but blame one specific man.
One very specific man.
Although he was very helpful previous in that expedition grabbing boxes,
I mean so helpful unfortunately he made the fatal mistake of turning our weak side
for the literal sorcerers
Level 99 warlocks
For some reason he's oh
Here's our engine
I heard on their ship, BOOM!
Engine bleeds!
BOOM!
We did it!
BOOM!
That's not what I heard on their ship!
Yeah, I heard you guys just hit your shots!
I heard the engine bleeds!
Okay, let me explain something, okay?
We just fought against somebody who wasn't even moving.
And we were doing circles around them like a shark.
And you guys still couldn't put them on respawns,
but they were putting your bitches on respawns.
And I had to get it on the fucking lines!
You're what it was it was off the white we were fighting what do you want us to know about that?
And they had a laser shield. They were shooting purple
Ship, you know what you shoot at you know to shoot at first yes on their ship. It's the light what
No, you should I guess you can't but that's not smart
You should shoot their canineers that their cannons the guys who are getting the cannons that are being used should be targeted first
You know who they shoot first?
It's only when they're clear that you start to shoot anything else!
You might even have to shoot their legs!
They weren't moving!
Sorry.
Alright guys, I think it's time for a round of team affirmations.
I think it's time for a round of team affirmations.
Alright, Colossi, would you like to go first?
No, I'll go last.
I'll go first. Summit, I like the way how I could replace you on the team with a sockful of mayonnaise.
And it would genuinely do less damage than you did from the entire last match!
Okay, okay. I like how I can replace you with a parrot from the pet store and the comps would be exactly the same.
Thank you.
Close to you go next.
I like how it's never my fault.
I like how our team cohesion
across the board gets better with every game.
And I'm excited for the next game.
Guys, I want you to know that we are so bored that if I lose this one,
I literally can't buy a ship again.
Yeah, you can just restart your account.
No, I can't do that, I've earned so much goop I needed.
Is there anything you can sell for scrap?
Yeah, the purple shit.
Yeah, wait, how do I sell stuff?
Storage, oh wait, now what do I sell?
Consumables?
You wanna sell like, I sell like fabric,
fuck the fabric, like the coral, fuck the coral, right?
I'm just gonna sell everything, right?
So like the papers.
Bro, you are so poor.
How do you buy scrap?
Can you buy scrap?
Where's?
Oh, you can't.
Okay, you can't.
Hold on, wait, wait.
Why is it saying like thousands?
I only need one scrap.
Why is it saying 634 scrap?
Why is that the denomination?
Hold on.
Why is it giving me 634 scrap?
I don't understand.
Why is that the denomination?
I don't understand
You said that twice
Just like a fucking pirate
Guys, I now have enough scot to do this twice now. I have enough scot to do this twice. All right, okay
All right lock in guys guys in summit of a dead summit
I don't know if you gotta hit a sped spree
I need you to actually do you want to know came in this random focus fuel called peanuts
kalata hold on wait a second it was called peanut kalata he's just I it's a play on
the words summit for be the kalata I know what the fuck it's not peanuts kalata I'm
I'm not owning Kalana.
I understand.
It's a play-on word for being a Kalana.
I get, I understand that, you know.
I appreciate that clarification.
Okay, I would just, you listen, dude.
You wanna play a game of Scrabble?
Huh?
Is that what this is?
Yeah, man.
Are we scrabbling it up?
Are we going to do a 1v1 Scrabble competition?
We don't want this one.
You don't want this one, bro.
I paid to see that.
Pay to see someone bounce it on it.
We have a challenge, you know what I'm saying?
I need a challenges, you know what I mean?
fucking weird ass words you come up with wait hold on guys hold on be so for real I
think I wait no no before we listen can I buy ammo can you buy ammo you can buy
pistol ammo that's it I only have one dollar yeah I have no ammo for any of
I have 70 mm shotgun shells you can buy 80 millimeter shells too yeah I have
$100 as we have nothing yeah we should racks ridges right now yeah we should
racks we have racks we have to be half the right which is only it goes have any
turd ammo I have 30 shotgun bullets
What I had 30 30 shotgun 70 mm shell
Me
My oh gee, by the way, oh, hey coach 842 bf. All right
I'm gonna hide out at USA plays in 17 minutes man. Ooh, I should have been something like no, but
Play it we're playing all night. You're not getting hot. You're not getting a lot
I'm out for nine out. I look out close. Are you disobeying a direct order from the captain?
I think that's what's going on here. We're gonna need some we're gonna need some adjustment
We're gonna need to go all night with both of you guys tomorrow
I'm bringing a 40 inch handle of both of us all night. I'll see all night. I will I will show up late
I will be there all night tomorrow. I'll see you stay on the night tonight. That's an order. USA plays in 16 minutes
Hey, you know what we can do to support them?
What?
Playing video games.
We're stimulating the economy, Coloxy. We're stimulating the economy.
Ah, I see a trail.
You think about that. We're stimulating. We're stimulating the United States economy by playing games or whatever the shit.
Guys, you guys, can we fucking survive it for you, please?
Yeah, I still haven't survived a single rib.
Why is there just sound right now?
You're talking for a second, Billy.
Hold on.
USA already advanced, match means nothing.
You hear that, Colby?
Yeah, I kind of said, care about America.
No, that guy's a page. That guy's a page. You even know that
God doesn't care about America
Fuck that guy
Let me tell you guys something
I know the chances are literally slim to none
But if the United States wins the entire world cup by the grace of God
I am literally and I mean until the day the plug is pulled in the nursing home and I have so much to mention
I don't even know who I am I
I am never letting Europe listen to the end of that forever not not one day will pass
Where I do not mention it where I do not mention it
Am I right boys?
Dude, I didn't realize I
Didn't realize how big like thank you soccer like soccer is
Oh, like that shit like dude
The amount of the essence of great that's like
Streamers that are into it too. Yeah. Yeah, there's literally like probably upwards of like 50 people that want stronger
Well, there's one goalie. There's one goalie who's like 40 years old. He went from 10,000 dollars like 16
Because he like did for them good in the game
shit
Yeah, but think about it though, think about it, it's all like Europe people.
Yeah, no, that's like an actual thing.
Closet, closey, closey, closey, it's all Europe people.
It's like, you know, it's like whatever.
Like honestly, like who do you get to eat?
That's more people that can show up to your stream if you wear like something, you know, listen.
No, no, no, it's just Europe people.
It's like, it's like, you know what I mean?
It's like whatever.
Like not even real people.
40 year olds from Pete Verde went from 10,000 followers to
16 million after one game
That's fucking insane
They hold on you may hold on wait all I have to do is go to the World Cup and be a goalie and I can get 60 million followers
Oh, wow, he got 16 million at one night that's fucking insane. They hold on on Instagram
Fucking why they hold on wait what do what if he posted up there's
Those after getting 60 million followers
He about that he's like whips out his car. What do you post first? What do you what do he even do?
I guess he would have had many followers
What's the difference in the game he helps me into zero points. It's I'm assuming it's so nothing
I see a bunch of flares going up over there
Are you driving on this one? So I literally can't trust you to tie your own shoes. Yes, I'm driving
I would rather me be on a gun because if I had to give up one part of the sift I would be driving so I go ahead and hop on the driver's
teeth.
Listen, I know that's that's code for I actually don't have faith in my ability and I know that you're gonna do a great job.
Wait, hold on. We have to go with POI first. We don't have any turrets. We got to go to Fort Straw-Henberg.
We have I have
I brought we have a shotgun tour and I brought a 40 minutes turn right to raise you know, that's all right
They're there. Yeah. Well, I got to get past all this field first. I see it
Yeah, did you hear me though? What are you and they and so man? Oh, yeah, how much do we have on the 40?
88 volts. Oh, it's nice. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's good
Yeah, so put that somewhere like on the top of it over. Yeah, so yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's out of top
Does it just spawn in like already connected or do we have to connect now? We got connecting stuff
Yeah, it's the long process a lot of paperwork
Are they gonna like eyeballs out here? Yeah, they're probably gonna eyeball us a lot. Yeah a lot of paperwork
I put it in should be should we not should we not go any more forward?
Yes, why would you go forward a lot of paperwork got to put it in eyeball them
I'm saying it's gonna pop up up here
gonna hide all of us put it in a lot of paper a lot of you shot we have a pair
coming on we have a bowler here in the left should we lose this oh yeah we can
all right we've begun there no no the guys guys guys guys we have to give the
cast because it has literal guns we can put on our ship before this guy comes
in fun size to me a lot of paper where you act like there's like listen you
You can only shoot two fucking guns at a time, my friend.
Yeah, but what if it's a shotgun?
Yeah, that's fine. We can get another fucking gun, but we'll have to show up with a stick.
So those are the bombs, those are the healing circles.
It's that bottom.
Yeah, you can slow down very easily in this game.
Alright, so at this time, I actually kind of need you to stay on the ship if you would mind, boss.
Wait, you gotta angle us to the front door.
Follow me, Greg, follow me, boys.
Okay, I got you.
Oh, wait.
You
Doesn't make any sense
Well, I might have Q and E on the side steps
It's like I get that but it's like when you go backwards and you're like trying to turn it like it's a car
It doesn't do that. It's like that look like a party you wish to show
Yeah, relax
Relax you got captain seven on the guy dude. I would just pistol the same
Every there might be a barrel we can use glad just shooting it going to shoot it
So
this right here oh yeah what is it the door
oh yeah with the gun itself they're gonna jump yeah
the hell he's gonna get out here how to get out of here what the hell did he come
from I know what I got came from
where are you guys going from what's that he's hitting the gritty on me
I
This there's a fuel cell not that we're looking good. Oh right here right here. Look at this coach. He protected don't protect the dome
Magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic
These these are fucking crazy. Yeah, those are nice. Those are nice
Well, we're cooking down boys. We're cooking down. That's nice. That's very nice
That's oh, that's that's so nice. Oh, that's oh, that's oh
Oh, that's a nice. Oh, that's very nice. Oh, that's a great
Sagan around
Of course you guys I'm gonna drop boxes from the roof off you okay. Hold on. There's that. There's a hitting key here
I'm trying to find oh hidden key. Oh, I gotta I gotta think I gotta think
I got a petrified with four shots
I'm dropping the box down do you go see out out the front?
Everything's fine everything's cool everything I don't know why they just leave the box down there that would have been more proficient
I have found first evidence of enemies south of us
I could see I've dropped the box down this time for realsies
All right, oh, yeah, I'm just assuming the 80 millimetre cannon
Drop it down. He goes here comes
There you go
There you go. Don't forget that don't forget that now
Don't forget that now
I've got oh
Yeah
I'm doing whether there's a box
There has a key on it. Oh, I found the key. It is nice
Should open up our
Okay, are you only I'm dropping more boxes out the front. No, I did you go it's not great
Oh, it's bottom for bottom floor. Yeah. Yeah, you see their thing over there. No
You see over there. Oh, I see that she's here. Oh
Oh, what's it here?
What's- Oh!
Oh, my!
Oh, green naval cabin!
Oh, my God!
Boys, level 3 blue shotgun and 30 12 gauge buck shot ammo.
Oh, my God.
It's blue ammo.
I've never even seen blue ammo.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Wait, who's blowing that up?
I don't know.
Oh my goodness gracious
I don't know oh shit. Oh shit get to the shit right now
My god
I'm trying to use it. I don't know what it'll do though. I don't think it's gonna do anything.
Should we get closer on that?
I'm gonna get closer!
Stay on top of the tree!
I think we can shoot out.
Oh my god, I moved.
You shoot him too!
I only killed two of them! Oh my god, I killed two of them!
Shoot them with your pistol and shit, Clark. Shoot them with your pistol and shit.
I killed two of them!
Oh my god, you can't wait!
of the dome you can shoot out of the dome this is broken destroy it i'm giving it to
him i'm giving it to him lock it i just wait you know they spotted the front spotted the
front all of them all of them did everyone wants everyone wants
shoot these guys off the guns shoot them off the guns they're on our boat
wait they jumped off they jumped off they jumped off they missed it they still got the front
Destroy the reaction! Destroy the reaction!
String it up! String it up! String it!
I got a bomb! Nice shot! Nice shot! That's beautiful.
I'm not doing a ton of damage to the reaction, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm shooting on it.
I'm just gonna shoot it as a whole, stay on the second one.
Hey, fuck this thing out of the rack, I'm pressing up.
I'm fighting bullets to be a memo!
Yes, in the boxes! In the boxes! We still have some ammo, I'm just gonna put one back.
I'm just gonna keep hammering. I'm just gonna keep hammering. It's not going to let me make my duty in the job.
Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. I'm going up.
This turret is out!
They're slow down. They're slow down. They're slow down. They're slow down. They're soft.
I am near damage. I'm going to kill one more person.
Specifically, we don't need to get him.
Redone!
Kill them!
Yo, I'm here to meet my 360 on the top of the ship.
Look at the look around of it. Look around of it.
Okay. Okay.
She's just losing a scratch skin. I will. She'll lose a scratch skin.
Just go. Okay.
did there's no other shit idiot for real this shit
everybody go there's no other ship I saw one jump off way the hell oh touch
the table touch the table oh that's nice oh that's nice oh that's nice oh
that's nice oh my god you guys are homeless oh that's nice oh oh oh oh
Beans
We guys wait wait wait wait they might be on our ship
Got the kid is well got the kid is well. I'll go back to our ship
Got a lot of paper right here. Oh my god, there's a guy does it
Yeah, he's sitting right in front of our front door. I'm not even joking. He just killed me. He's oh my god
He's right there for top right in front of our front door in front door
Oh my god.
Oh, there's Tom.
No, he's by the staircase, by the staircase.
I got him by the ladder.
I can't see.
Don't open the door.
He's a shotgun.
As long as you can kill him.
I can't fucking see.
He almost killed me.
Stand back!
Oh, head of the school!
So, like, all our shit is below me.
Yeah, I understand.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's on me guys. That one's on me. That one's on me. That one's on me. That one's on me. That one's on me.
I did open the door. Sorry. I got him.
How did he start hitting him?
You gotta be out of this shit.
That was a loose one.
I mean, it's an airlock. I mean, I didn't think it was... It's not a big deal to open the door.
What happened?
Oh, who's guys been business?
Geez Louise
I'm gonna grab the kids. So you might do it a quick look see rompings. There's no
Respawn. Oh
I thought you just didn't get any response at all
Well, you don't have to die forever
Yeah, oh
Yeah, no, that's stupid. I was going to put these cans up you next to our shotgun getting
I just got a I got a bumblebee with a choke on it.
Ooh, very, very, very, very fun swag.
Uh, supposedly we left a black box and a bunch of jeans.
Hey, where do you get the black box from? I don't understand where that is.
What the hell is that?
But where's the black box from?
What's all these things? There's one on their face.
Also we left beans I grab all the guns brown she beats I'm gonna the black box
That black box quiet
What does he begin we need to check the small W?
No, no, we we all we know we go for the gold you risk it all for no reason
Well, we should find it
We should never fight without that fucking bubble like without a shield the fact
that you can shoot out of it and they can't shoot it you just instantly win
okay you actually just instantly win the fight yeah I don't know you can just
get bubbles whatever you feel like it I don't know every single time we do every
single time we do one of those we got one go back for your stuff what's that
What's that? What are you dumb at?
What's that?
Oh, yeah, we are going back to the fort for this stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, well back to the fort back to the fort. Thanks for each place
There's also a green 40 millimeter cannon up there that I really want that sounds amazing
Yeah
Apparently the black box where 2k scrap which is kind of magic is this thing is cost me tons of scrap
We'll be replicating there you can see it. Yeah, it's back to the fourth. We're good. We're good
Whoo, I got it. That got it
Whoo, oh
Is it is it for our pad or is it rocks wolf or whatever or is it for Istria which way the black box is always under the reactor
You can't be going more than you realize
I'm an alcoholic wait the black box always bottle you wake up throw up and then put you on I'm in the
Okay, stop thinking we're all from London. You're all from London
You are all from London that's how that works pal. Get used to it. I
Could barely see it. It's usually still see me. Thank you guys
Hard right hard right was one that we were just that it's the guys dog with your eyes dog
I just want you to know I'm happy to be here with this guy.
I'm sorry to hear that big man.
I'm sorry to hear that big man truly, but I'm...
Godspeed, brother. Godspeed.
Tomorrow is always worth living, big man.
Tomorrow is always worth going for.
Tomorrow is always worth going for. Every time.
Not one time is it not. Not even one time is it not.
Tomorrow is always worth going for, big man.
Love you, brother. I'm glad you're here with us tonight.
Glad you're here with us tonight, brother.
Godspeed, big man. And thank you.
Oh, yeah, pretty kind man.
You need to peanut with a nice mustache.
Not what the hell does that even mean, Gen Z?
What does that even mean?
Also, I would like to reiterate,
every run from the UK is from London
and everyone from Europe is from the UK.
It's a double.
It's a double and if you say otherwise,
you say otherwise, you fucking back!
in the first three minutes. Are we fucking serious?
What the fuck?
Am I right, boys? Am I right?
What the fuck?
Apparently, US is scoring right now, 1-0.
Dude, they scored in the first three minutes.
What the fuck?
You know, that's just what the United States does.
It shows up, it shows up, and it comes in dominant.
We ain't got for half boys, we came for it all!
Supposedly he was a sick little kid.
I hope it gets better soon.
Let's go ahead and go up to the door.
I have about three boxes we need to pick up.
Also, there's that green turret inside the locked room that we really, really need on this front side right here.
What the hell are you?
Oh, I'm just scared.
Is this the front side?
No, that's the front side.
Yeah, you're going to get it.
You're right here, yeah, you're good, you're good.
Right here, we should've, we should've, here's,
Coach, you got the front boxes,
I'm gonna grab the green screen.
Right, they spawned you.
What, did you leave me some hide?
What's going on?
They got me some hide.
Get out of here!
Oh!
It's just a plant!
Follow the dragon!
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second!
Wait a second, wait a second!
Come back!
Get your treasure, now.
Spend my man!
Good luck to you, good luck to you!
Mr. Bledge, good to see you again, big man.
Good to see you again, big man.
Always a pleasure, big man. Always a pleasure.
Always a good thing to you, good luck to you.
Thank you, brother. See you soon, boy.
You know how much time it takes you, big man.
I hope you know that.
Thank you, brother. It's a great time. It's a great time.
Hey, Mr. Frosty, blue one, what do you think of Wicked Man? Good, ah, man.
Hey, Mr. K-lax, what's Wicked Man? Good, ah, man.
Thank you, boys. Easy.
Yeah, I'll turn off the engine.
Ah, you can fuck yourself.
Oh, this is an 80mm.
Oh, yeah, this definitely goes on the front 100%.
Of course, I'm telling you, when you have the green and the blue,
it just reloads so fast.
It reloads ridiculously fast. It's crazy.
Yo, we have no fuel.
Ah, fuel is for Wussies.
Ah, poor thing.
You got shoved in, brother.
You got shoved in. With this, fuckwad. Die.
Oh my god. Hey!
Holy shit.
hmm here we go there's 51 bullets oh they got me only had one of that one
alright well we don't know if we wait oh that's a smoke shell there the shotgun
things to shoot smoke shells
I
Know ship ship ship directly to our coming straight out
South east of the southeast of us
It's north it's north is towards the tower in south west
Bios I see it my sir turn turn turn the ship to the ship
There's an EMP up there too. There's an EMP. So remember we have to load the EMP into a couple of shirts
We need to go past all these things and they get our back with what's there's a ton of things I think we need to repair
I don't know I don't know I don't want to say I've repaired everything you know I'm saying
that's what happened last time.
Well you did.
I thought it was a revenge.
Got ya.
Why do these red things keep disappearing?
Huh?
Where are these guys?
Where are they?
Why do these red things keep disappearing?
We're all these guys, we're all these guys.
Where are they compared to our 12?
I don't think they're behind us or something.
Do we take a small dove here to fight these guys?
No, we definitely fight them.
Are you crazy? It is time for battle!
Wait, is this team right in front of us?
It is time for battle!
I think my eyeballs are playing tricks on me.
I showed that all the rest of the time.
Look behind us and tell me where they're at.
I got fuel. I'm out of fuel this entire time.
Don't put it in there.
In game, you crustace!
Fuel it there!
Bro, they're on the other side of the fucking P.O.I. really tight.
I got fuel.
Guys, I'm assuming we have zero brigades?
We have zero. We haven't killed any of the AI.
We'll be we'll be hold on
52
It's fine. Okay. I need to switch that yeah, I'm just gonna try the ammo a little bit. I'm just gonna try the ammo a little bit
Where is this team that was like chasing us
Hey, we're good to go we're gonna go check right here. Everything's kind of even down
We're good. We're good
I don't know
Hey, hold on you move out my ipad
Hey, wait, are we going right for those guys?
We scared the horizon
I don't know I don't know
I have a side. Yeah, we're the EMP boss. Is that an extra?
No, wait, there's no extract yet. Oh, you can't you all you came in second boys
It's impossible
But we need to go I see let's just go southeast wait till he sees it when you out
That circle bubble reusable
What is that circle bubble reusable what is that circle bubble reusable
No it's fucking one time oh yeah oh man well now that we have an updated guns and stuff
we should be pretty safe we can really have a someone especially with this bad boy
with his weed one.
That should be nice.
Shit on their beds.
Oh, pillow USA just got scored on.
Probably on purpose.
Maybe the other team, if they have chance.
What the fuck is happening?
What is happening?
I'm getting with this more 80 shot embo
with the boxes up top.
You sure? You sure? You sure, boys?
I miss out.
NOOOOO!
I was one guy.
I've been one guy.
There was one guy.
There was one guy, but she's gonna see one guy.
One guy, unfortunately.
One guy.
Fuck yourself to hell.
How
The reloading is just so much faster. Oh my god
Yeah, I wish you had seen the blue one. It was really like
It was all right. Oh, it was it was it was insane
It was insane. You are not surviving a blue 80 millimeter cannon. This is not happening
It's just not happening and I beg you. They're more active in two or something. I mean now there's more accurate
There's ammo that you can get that's uh it's like the purple ammo and the purple ammo is literally labeled um
Accurate 44
We're at more accurate ammo. I was spraying it. I don't
Just put your binos if you want another direction.
I was thinking like the north is north of the ship.
You know what I mean?
That's what I was thinking.
We can do like 12 o'clock if you want to do that shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, true.
I didn't know if you could see where the capital is.
You can consider it 12.
Just give me about the north.
Yeah.
Hey.
Wait, that's not north.
I see it.
There's a person.
It's southwest.
There's a guy over there, guys!
Yes, there we go.
There's a guy!
Remember something? Keep them on the dead side.
It won't really matter since his giant hole is in our base, but you know, you know.
I can't wait to just randomly destroy the enemy.
We need to expose it on our enemy.
Oh, I can't wait for you to do this.
I can't wait.
I can't wait halfway through the battle.
Hold on, should we turn so our engine toward the enemy?
That's you, Sammit, by the way.
That's you last round.
you last literally 20 minutes ago literally 20 minutes you'll fuck yourself die I had
to get on a gun because you kept dying I never died we had a rock that's that's a
policy yeah I already got there's already I already caught you there's already a
there's already a hole in your plan there's already a hole in your story
I've literally never died never will so that's not gonna that's see that's
just well I got you I got you red penis
Yeah, I've got to be in 24-17.
I'll watch your back.
Yeah, you watch your back.
You watch your back.
I'll take notes of my mistakes, and I'll get back to you on the portal.
Are we getting closer or are they getting away?
I can't really tell.
Actually, no, it feels closer.
It feels closer.
Are we getting closer?
I don't even see him anymore.
But the giant black smoke right there, you see it?
But directly to the south, west, south, south, south-west?
What?
Are we going straight at it?
Yeah, we're a little bit, probably five degrees more to the left
until we can go straight at it.
Oh, yeah, now we're going straight at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right where we're going, yeah, yeah.
If we catch these guys by surprise, that might be, that might be something.
This, this could be something.
Honestly, it might even be worth it to go right, go all the way around these mountains
I don't think we're gonna catch them by the time they get through these mountains. Let's go to cut through the middle
What do you think cap? We're on the cap. What do you think coca?
Okay
Okay, I'm here
Coca to do the coca. How do you seven? Oh
Can you say it all again? Oh cap coca to the coca?
We have to go around the left side to catch these guys coca to the coca go ahead to go
Yeah, right there. Yeah, I think it was to the right, but it's a little bit too late now
Well, you should have said something.
Fuck you.
I'm happy.
I like that.
That's not me.
That's coca-speaking.
When the coca-speaking, coca-to-the-coca-to, you want to go ahead and listen.
Now, the captain speaking to the coca-to-the-coca-to, you can have to speak to the coca-to-the-coca-to.
Maybe speak to the coca-to-the-coca-to.
Good job, bud.
Basically, what I'm saying is you're the coca-to-the-coca-to, you're going to want to listen to the coca-to-the-coca-to as well as the captain.
But if the captain's speaking, everybody including the coca-cocop and the coca-cocop is listening.
You know what I'm talking about?
Now if the coca-cocop is speaking, the coca-cocop will have to speak to it left, listen to the captain specifically,
because they don't have to listen to the coca-cocop.
But either the coca-cocop or the coca-cocop.
All the coca-cocop.
Can we even?
Alright, alright.
Think I'm through the way.
Perfect. Perfect.
Alright.
Now that we got that sorted out, now that we got that sorted out, we should be good.
You should be good. You should be good.
And too much paperwork. Too much paperwork.
Yeah, where is the big, our big gun? Our top one?
Top one? Yeah, we got two big guns.
Why don't we have a 40mm and an 80mm in the front?
But I got the green 80mm out of the front.
That's the big kahuna. That's the one we really want hammered on.
Yeah. Now listen, you see how the cocaps?
Do the cocaps smoke right there?
And the cocaps aim the captain, listen.
That was out of courtesy.
Ednick Lee speaking, when the cocaps and the cocaps speaking,
The coca-m, the captain don't have to listen but they can listen voluntarily.
Now again if the captain was speaking both the coca-m and the coca-m to the coca-m,
I have to listen. It's a requirement.
Does that make sense?
Here we are, Boyd.
Yeah?
Right.
Coca-m.
So you're a coca-m to the coca-m, he's coca-m out captain.
That's what I said.
I lost him.
right there the right I still see him he's right there in southwest directly
south west they're going outside so
protocol which way will that return
they're going to submit what happens without rules
guess he'd say the fourth thing
what happens what I said and what happened without rules
I mean, a mutiny.
Mutiny. Anarchy. That's why we have to keep the pecking order straight.
We have to keep the pecking order knowledgeable and known.
So once again, the coke gap to the coke gap,
no, I have to listen to the coke gap to the coke gap,
I have to listen to the coke gap and the counting.
But the captain has to listen to either the coke gap to the coke gap or the coke gap.
But the coke gap is listed, the coke gap to the coke gap has to listen to the captain's not.
Does that make sense?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Yeah, it's the pecking order.
It's the pecking order of the shed everybody got that we got that okay guys
Guys I don't think we're making progress on these guys whatsoever
Sure we are
They have to leave eventually and they're going to act to the extract
So listen, look at the map. Look at the map right now. They're at the edge of the zone. They can go no further and they're going towards a fort, which means they haven't even noticed that our existence yet. We're lurking and hunting on these guys.
No, no, they're not going to that fort. They went past it.
They went past it.
Well, who gives a shit? Okay, if they went past it, that's good. That's good info. I appreciate that.
That means we hover them on the left. They have to move into us.
I don't know. Hold on. Wait a second. Repeat that coca-cola over time.
We're gonna hover them on the left to stay parallel to them. They're gonna have to
I'm not listening to that. I don't have to.
Okay. Okay.
Am I right, Cogat?
Which one is that? Is that me or Cloc?
That's Clocie. That's Clocie.
That's Clocie, buddy. I don't have to answer that.
I
Don't got you mind see me any more fuel runs
I think we're out boss
Yeah, go back to the go gap DJ. We had a fuel
I see what co-captain you that?
I mean check through this place. It's a no you're out. Oh, we have zero fuel a series. We hold on
Yeah, we're zero
Don't wait. We're at that for the half fuel you dumb bitch
Right now we're at 75. Go cap the coca you've been put in the coca coca you've been put in the coca
Yes, sir yes, sir guys stop the ship we have to do our promotions here, buddy. Oh
For he's a dolly good cold cap for he's a dolly good cold
Oh, Cap!
His heart is made of gold.
Oh, X-Factors, open up. Guys, I assume we just go straight for the X-Factors. That's obviously where they're all going.
Yeah, we don't have the fuel to do this, either.
Yeah, honestly, I'll be letting the high guy drive.
What if they don't have fuel?
Something, something, something.
Listen, you guys just gotta have a little bit of faith, motherfuckers.
If they don't have to go out of our way to kill them, we're going to be out of here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not true. That's not true. That's not true.
So we go ahead and take it as that extra. You see that extra at the bottom left?
Just can you guys just see if they're over on our right, sir?
We can't see dick, alright?
Because we got space, space chodes, landed all over the desert.
Well, there they are. I found them.
Oh, shit. I did it. Oh my God.
it takes a little bit of like there was nowhere for them to go there that's why
I made you go that's why I made you co-gap you see that co-gap to the co-gap
he earned it well done well done excellent excellent excellent team all for
one-on-one problem
super the silly he has to be thinking about the end of this when these guys
and we are fucking playing it.
Either that or we can explode like a dying star.
That'll be your guys' fault, not my fault.
Yo, peanut, you did a little crab monster.
Whoa, my god! Everything's on the move! Holy shit!
Look, he just hit a rock, though.
He's not paying attention to shit. They got a shitty captain.
They got a shitty captain.
Just remember, you and your gun,
and the front peanut has the EMP stuff on it.
Is it loaded up first?
No, no, no.
Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy
Why that thing is zooming was the MP do again? You don't know that
See they got a bad driver they've learned that I still looking at us all three are looking at us two on the top one on the
Cozy-cozy pelt that engine as fast as you can yeah, we have to stop and this is too fast
They're too fast we just started it now
I
oh that's not close was i don't know if i can hit that far they're too fast we got
too fast come on destroy my shot yeah we're gonna be on a little bit of dead time here
because we have this rock between us we have nothing to speed us up right i don't think so i don't
I don't think so. We have to destroy their legs before they get too far. They're too fast.
Peanut, if you feel confident there, you have two EMPs next time we get close. Remember that.
That's just-
Boy, that's just too far. Oh my God.
Maybe we'll eventually slow down though, right?
I don't know. We don't have to go to X-Tracks.
Was that, like, a ship base?
That's a ship base.
Oh my God.
We have to sit in an X-Tracks.
Yeah, I can't keep wasting game while I'm in some people's tracks.
Yeah, they have to see the extract.
The extract is to our left.
Oh my god, we get to the left.
Someone push us, push to the back.
Wait, they're in front, they're in front of here.
On it, on it, on it!
Oh, what the hell is that?
He's fucking-
Close, that's close.
Get a little behind on that, though.
You're behind still.
I
Needles a web hit this yeah, close your parachute water
You almost hit that it was good
My god, oh we guys have the same way as other bullets
What does the EMP of the same way as other bullets, but it's a two different. I don't know
the left no I I I I'm gonna see the other people later we still are like in
between them and an extract you have an eyeball look at us in the left as well
yeah
Ohhhh, yeah.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
You can do a quick U-turn.
Uh, I mean, you're gonna spawn in front of us.
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Let him have it!
I had the turn of the reactor after the crash.
I got a blue.
Let him have it boys!
Just keep fucking them up, I'll keep going.
I'll keep going straight, yeah.
Oh, he hit it.
No way.
DIE!
DIE YOU SELL-UP A BITCH!
Not me dead, it's dead!
Go go go go go go go go!
They actually might try to get us here.
They might try to come back to us.
You should wait between 20 and 30 for me to pick it.
Look up around, look up around.
I'm looking up to the same stuff.
I got one, I got one, I got one!
Go she's repair that right leg, repair that right leg.
I'm picking it.
Okay.
Oh
We'll have to turn the engine off the user pick it by the way, I'm gonna start to prepare the other stuff
Who are you? Keep an eye on keep an eye on them. I'm not
Somebody get us close. Get us close one more. I'm not on it. You're not on. Oh
Oh, you're like a destroyer
Do you pay that?
Do you want me to pay the likes first or now?
Yes
Yeah.
The engine, we need to repair, let me repair.
Okay, we're done.
Yeah.
What was the repair going for the repair?
Yeah, same, I'm repairing like...
That's the right next to it, I don't know if this is a good idea.
Yeah, we got to hurry up.
Cook, tell me when, tell me when.
I'm, uh, I'm repairing the first one, first one.
Wait, hold on the engine, hold on the engine, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Apprent the other one.
Hold on, hold on.
You're the engine on now!
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, we're done.
I'm like, this is gonna break.
This is on.
What's going on?
It's gotta go.
Don't move it, unfortunately.
No, I'm not.
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, sir.
Pray to the legs.
You see things then.
I can't look that hard back.
Fuck it, we can just dip on the networks too.
Yeah.
no I leave it on I leave you up you'll think is that another eye oh my god we
show block it's over all right we're gonna die we're gonna die I charge it
I tried to climb, we're gonna be fine.
OH MY- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Exactly what we were doing.
Yeah, I'm repairing reactor.
Exactly what we were doing. Repair stuff.
Okay, are we done?
Get back on gun, I got repaired. Get back on gun.
Easy on a gun, cause you seem spawned on us right now.
They're going to. They did.
I'm going for the gun, I'm going for the gun, I'm going up, I'm going up.
Oh my god, oh we're so dead.
There you have it!
We're turning for our right.
One of our legs is out, I think.
We just gotta shoot these things.
Okay, I'm gonna fix our leg.
Oh, we never noticed this before!
We're fine! We're fine! We're fine! We're fine!
Oh, we're fine, guys! We're fine! We're fine!
We're coming! We're going! We're fine!
Big man!
We got him! We got him!
Keep her back!
Nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about!
I'm dead!
I'm so repairing, I'm so repairing.
Okay?
Die you son of a bitch!
Okay, all three dead.
There's more behind us, there's more behind us. Two more, two more.
There's three more, three more behind us. I can't do that part.
I
Can still see the enemies
I got you I got you I got you I got you heard that excuse me hard left excuse me hard left
I'm gonna go go go go go go go go.
I'm left activated.
Work it work it work it work it work.
Get it get it.
You go left you go left.
Let it.
Run ammo.
Flinch it flinch it.
Die.
I'm dead I'm dead.
Woo.
Yo I'm dropping.
You're down.
I'm down.
I cannot believe we're alive. I cannot believe we are alive for one second. Oh
My god guys, I just got a 40 millimeter green cannon green cannon 40 millimeter. Not even joking. I mean, we could just like
School all these things yeah, you gotta hear on this session rather than the movie
We did use a lot of our stuff on these
Yeah, that you were looking busy with one another so I think we're gonna be fine on that
They're just getting further and further away while we're busy, huh?
But I'll look around in a second there is so many
There was so many holy shit
yeah we're gonna walk around all these probably just gonna move the ship
around yeah so leave this one close to us
he picks us up you know yeah
bro how the fuck
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
I'm gonna be on my way towards you.
Actually, can we fix our feet first thing?
I did. I'll do that.
Did you already? Yeah.
Little bit of repairing.
Is your hands done?
I had to repair this up.
Okay, okay, okay. Someone here get that.
Let's go, let's go. What's that?
Yeah, there's one more, by the way.
What about white?
Hey, I... I'm right there.
Sitting in the middle, right in front of us, directly at our 12.
You can snipe it from here probably, if you want to.
Get on the big one.
What's he, what's he?
You been on the board?
Yeah.
Is it more dead, dude?
You guys know you can jump up like this?
Yeah, the jumping is even sweet.
What the fuck?
You're trying to take the line?
It's the shit when our holes are...
I'm not liking the walls of this thing.
I
Hold on wait, what are you doing in the captain's quarters, buddy?
Why are you doing to the captain's quarters not even a quarter?
Why are you doing to the captain's quarters now? Why are you doing to the captain's quarters?
Hey, go ahead to the inside. Yeah, I'm done
I
Out of court boss leave for that. I ought a court boss leave for that it through the captain's quarters without permission
Hey, can you snipe this robot in front of us?
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah!
I think we have max range here.
I'm gonna leave the armor ship kind of in the middle of it.
Yeah!
It's dead.
Uh, there's our parachute here.
We need it.
We need all the evils and get to all these robots.
How many of you are gonna go see me through the mall?
I'm gonna go to the top of the platform.
Make sure you know what's following us.
There's our... Yeah, I have everything in one box.
Oh, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming!
You know what? I can't...
There's a Cuba Harris.
Oh, it's Glendon.
Yeah, there is somebody nearby.
I... They may be the winners of the other fight.
Where we go away?
Now, potentially, directly north, northeast.
More north, though.
See that? See the smoke?
And their engine just went on.
just turn the engine on.
Where's all the ammo?
They just turned it off.
I'm coming with the box right now.
I don't know if I have a lot of ammo.
Someone said those ears are extracting.
They're extracting.
We gotta stop them! We gotta stop them now!
No, no, no, we don't gotta stop shit.
We gotta stop them!
We're rock bottom!
Peanut!
We can be even further down and rock bottom!
We can be even further, we can be even further up
We're chasing him
No we're not chasing him
Yeah this is one of those music moments
No, no, use the coke after the coke
I'm just voting you
Brilliant
You can't just destroy all these fucking guys for no reason
Where the at boys? Where the at?
Go and see if you want to see it
Yeah I'm going to check
There was just so much
Oh steam ahead
I cannot believe you lived that
Oh steam
We should be so dead
100% 100%
Oh my god, there's a hole there. Wait hold up. Wait hold up. Can someone stop the
Guys hold on I fell out of the ship can somebody slow down the ship a little bit
Thank you boys. I'm not going to get to those guys, I already extract.
Ah no no no we can do it.
That's what I'm talking about.
No summit you don't understand. You don't understand when the ship is gone
They have their most valuable loot in little boxes with no ship to defend it because walk up to him tell them with our turrets
Unlimited free loot with no rest
They did turn their engine off those
Didn't give us any fuel
We got pretty much the same.
Rick knows about, I see an AI as well.
We're not working for you.
It's a little hill to our spot.
Eleven o'clock.
Eleven o'clock?
Eleven o'clock is an AI.
Ooh, I see that.
I see that.
That's gonna be something.
Let's just run past him.
I'll blast him on the side.
Don't worry about him.
Oh, I see the enemy.
I see the enemy.
We're still in this.
We can do this.
I
Said yeah, I mean technically it could be if someone loses their fucking boat
Yo, low-key if you lose your boat this camp at extract
That's crazy.
Yeah boys, I'm telling you, we can do this, we can do this.
Arm the guns, arm the guns!
We've got this, we've got this.
This is our moment, we kill them, we take them.
Oh, I can open the strike up, I can open the second.
Okay, do it.
Got it directed! Open fire! Open fire!
Closer, gotta go closer.
Oh my God!
Take it there, take it there!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm going to wait until the reactor,
the normal stretch over there.
I'm safe now!
But where?
Under a ship right now!
There's a which is light on my ski. What is this?
Ship
What is this life
We're good. We're good. Well, I stole a valuable box. This is a weird mysterious bottom
I mean, do go.
Oh my God.
His loot was fucking insane.
How do you take your flashlight off?
It became an average.
There's just an add-to-thing.
How do you take your flashlight off?
GG, GG, GG.
Guys, I just found out a lot of my was watched.
Oh my goodness.
You know, he had the triple shotgun and the sniper.
Go loose.
Yeah, dude.
Bad.
We're in back, back, back, back, back, back.
You
Which we just bring the ship
Can you just look up can you go up to the top floor just look around you a 360 with us?
Oh, no, let me pull the ship over there. We'll see it. Yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah, just drive it over here
Just drive it over
We are back we are back boys
What do you look for when you're looting a ship like this, let's see?
You grab all the above of the turrets, repair the turrets, you can grab the amount of the black box, the green boxes, and the things, dead bodies, stuff like that.
I'll grab the black box.
Oh wait a second.
Black box, fire?
Yeah, I think the sponsors are small enough.
You guys, how do we call the extractor? Do we just call it now?
Oh wait, I've passed the...
We have to put it on like shells and stuff you to make sure like
He's Louise
What the hell was that guy doing there?
Scary.
What an asshole.
That's why I'm trying to stop us.
I'm trying to stop us from being successful.
Let me get it. Let me get it.
I'm trying to take everything we worked for, bro.
We got you out of here. Other ships can be on the way instead of eventually.
Humber, Humber, we got to go. We got to go. We got to go.
It has to be like, what are we doing guys? There's so much to do there.
Is there such thing as lobbying?
Yeah.
Is there such thing?
You understand?
No.
He's able so bad I remember I'm prepared all the turrets
I don't know what's going on.
How many of you have one of their turrets? These guys were four.
I
Got it you guys look that guy to kill this kill this on our
I lose oh
His boy had blue weapons
Yeah, his boy was fucking kidding
I'm wait, let's get out of here. How do you call the exit? I've never done it before. Oh, that's a black one
I
We still use this extractive you know this is here. Oh, yeah, I think so. Yeah, right. Oh, I can't put this anyway
Like we're missing people
I don't know what it all
They could be a few minutes. It could be made you never really know you mean you'd ever like
Life's a mystery like that. You mean
Yeah
Life's a life's a mystery. Yeah, like
Nice a box of chocolate like some box of chocolate. You never know what's that what's gonna get
Are you calling me a
I said box of chocolate
How do we get closer?
You never know what you're gonna get.
You never really know what you're gonna get.
You're gonna get the box of turrets.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to guess.
You just go up and now hold up.
You ever ready to pick up?
Yeah, we're looking good. Go ahead. Call the extra. We're looking good
What are you holding?
P9. What's in your box? P9?
What's in your box?
What are you doing?
Oh my gosh, I need goats to steal instead of the shit.
Grab that, grab that, grab that, grab that.
Yeah, trust me, top right, grab it.
Grab it fast. Thank you.
I don't think so, that's two thousand, I would get off.
Make sure to attach to your back with X.
Make sure to attach the box to your back with X make sure to attach the box to your back with X
Cozy Cozy Cozy has eggs before you. Oh my goodness. You guys talk to your boxes. Don't press X
No, he doesn't you keep the entire thing, you know, please tell me I mean
You go see hold on I thought I was stealing I thought I was gonna get like a head of you
Honestly, when I was looking through the boxes like it looks a little light turns out Gloksy thought of this idea like two minutes before
I did he was stealing the whole time
I thought I didn't be a little rat come down come to know of it. I don't find Gloksy
He's got a box full of wrenches that could buy a mansion
No, I picked up a box that was full after I my whole chest turns spamming. He's stealing
Yeah, okay, sir, buddy. Sir, Bowser, Master, Sir, Shoshone.
Oh, that's Bushakon you got there, B-4 Peanut, Blue Rifle.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What the hell?
You guys got blue guns?
I didn't get a blue gun.
Somebody, that's you. You have two blue guns.
No, I hovered your name, you had one too.
Let's take a bug.
But, point is, I killed a guy for that.
That was genuinely our best raid.
Yeah, yeah.
ever done ever yeah yeah not even close well because it's my first successful
extract also but is that actually your first ever extract I technically
expected that last night but we didn't have our ship
if you didn't we didn't have our ship oh word
um it was actually funny we actually lost our ship and then ran to a bmi when
we found this guy soloing his ship and we're like hey we're friendly
Let us on and like use me really friendly, but then
Juicemen started stealing some stuff and I was like, okay
Well, I might as well take some time as well. I was like, well while we're at it
I might as well just claim a ship. So I went ahead and just claim the ship
Dude, you're such an asshole. Holy fuck. Holy fuck
You fucking stup
He was a fine man, he was a fine man and I and he will live on in the halls of Bunkhole, Graham
I would say we did not kill him. We did not kill him.
What was his name?
I don't remember. He didn't say his name.
He did say it. He was the wandering whisperer, the wandering whisperer, those
there to spread generosity throughout the wasteland.
That was his, he doesn't need recognition.
Plugsie. That's how good of a person he is.
He doesn't need us to know his name.
He did it out of the good of his soul of his heart because he knew that was what was right also
Just started stealing I was a good steal
Yes, I can get a new reactor that's like
Kind of difference. So I do that
It wait, hold on wait you guys I can go my god wait because I get a circle tassie's
What the hell is that?
It's a circle instead of a diamond.
Did I get that?
Is that good?
I'll tell you guys, what if we use a smokeless reactor,
like the sailboats, and then we make a small chassis
and you can see a couple of people?
You mean?
What?
I have to pee so bad, my balls are about to explode.
Guys, guys, I have to pee!
I have to die! I'm gonna die! Oh my god!
Dude, dude, there's no way that guy's right in the head.
There has to be something wrong.
There has to be something.
A couple screws, there's more of a couple.
Dude, ass.
Alright, that's my LG.
Short one for me.
I-I-I'm not sure. I was off for 10 hours today!
Are you leaving while Pina's not here?
Yeah, it's the best time to leave.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's the best time.
I'm on the ball for a long, boy.
Yeah, best time.
Summit, you're beautiful. Good luck. Good luck.
Hey, you're gonna need it. You're gonna need it, Summit.
We'll pick up a story, probably Jinji or something.
I have to turn I have to turn
So she left who
So she kept who's that some guy
Oh well we need to need to we need to get a third
Oh love before we do that let me take a peek. Oh my god dude there is a level four. You know that you know that the Rods you put the engine for extra power?
Yeah.
There's a rod here that makes it smokeless. It's the highest level.
That's actually kind of crazy.
And there's a royal chassis.
There's a royal chassis.
This is huge.
Oh, my goodness.
We need all this.
We need all of this.
I need this.
We need to not stop playing this game until we have everything.
How do you scroll down?
I don't think you can.
Oh, I see something down here that's cut off.
I just...
Do you?
I probably just expect you to...
Oh, he's dragging.
He's dragging.
You just click and drag?
Wait, oh my god.
I think I'm gonna try that.
Oh my god, I want this stuff so bad.
I need it. I need it so bad. I need it.
I need it so bad, oh my god.
I need it bad.
Strat's well figured out a third.
I need it so bad, oh my god. I need it.
I want it so bad.
Oh my god, I need this.
I need this.
Oh my goodness.
I think I missed nothing.
Oh, it's all weapons.
Oh.
Oh, you unlock all the weapons.
All Tier 2 weapons.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
The District Officer's Portable Save.
What is that?
Armored Artillery Compartment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Oh my god.
Oh, a protected steering wheel.
Oh my, oh my god.
All this stuff is so cool.
Create of 1889 Chardonnay.
We have seen that.
You can't pick that up.
That's not possible.
There's a chasis with a hole in the middle.
Wait a second.
That is impressive room.
Sell the black box.
What did I get?
Oh, I did!
I mean, it's only 1,000.
Oh, it's only 500 each.
It's not even two guys.
I think you said this was 2,000 each.
Um...
Hmm...
The beacons are...
Oh...
The beacons are 2K.
Oh, the beacons!
Oh, gosh, okay.
I should be able to sell the black boxes to a little bit of extra cash.
Is there anything we should buy right now, guys?
What did you guys buy first?
What's the best thing to buy first?
We buy, I feel like it'd be this, but I already have the...
I don't even afford bongas.
No point in...
No point in ruining perfection.
Maybe it's this?
Maybe I buy this?
If I get the...
Oh, that would...
No, no, shuck on it, no.
Wait a second.
Hey, hold on.
Why am I buying rusty autocannons?
I can already get that.
It's not like this.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Motor or chassis?
No, no, no, no, no.
I already said we can't buy the motor
because we really have a perfect ship.
There's no point in buying a moto because we already have a perfect ship.
It's literally perfection.
You cannot make one better.
You can make it even more perfect.
Oh, that's impossible.
You're talking foolish.
You're talking foolish?
You're talking insane!
You're talking like a crazy person!
That's impossible. That is impossible. Literally impossible.
This absolute perfection at this exact moment.
Hmm. No, I think I'm gonna buy this.
Yeah. That was a good move.
That was a good move. Yep. That was a good move.
That was a good move
Yep, that was a good move. That was a good move. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It was yes, sir. It was that was a good move
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
That yeah, that was a good move that was a good move now this listen. I know good moves
I know good moves when I see him
And let me tell you what that was let me tell you what that was it was a good one
It was a good move
Don't sell these?
Hold on, what about you sell a little bit?
Hold on.
Wait, now!
Now I buy the auto-can.
Hold on, there's a $5,000!
$5,000?
Hold on.
I need more stuff.
A metal farm? A metal farm?
A metal farm?
You're out here carrying these goofballs with no legs or arms such an inspiration.
Thank you, Mr. Matt! Thank you!
Oh
My Peter my brother I'm currently on my drive to San Antonio to fly out to LA why wouldn't you just take a plane?
From where you're at to LA that's me where I'll be proposing to my girlfriend of these
There's a leak in the boat
I
Die, you idiot!
Honey, that's a... intimate me, Mr. Frog!
I
Yeah
Lynch air 2-3 ask me but I've been
Support your stream and I wanted to share a huge life update with you. I just found out. I'm going to be a father
Holy shit
May they be loud healthy and only mildly fair. Good dirty laces. Good dirty laces
This is your sister pregnant now. Let me go ahead and see if we've got a third gentleman
Actually, you know what you do? I see we do the full station
I think honestly I see me up on up the stakes at seven I see we got six we got jg gimmick
Uh, Genji gimmick. Can't get double left. Genji gimmick. Can you juice him?
Can't do whatever. Can't do whatever.
Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on.
I just text you gimmick if you can play. Genji, can you play?
You got Genji gimmick. Let me see if Cocoa wants to play.
Oh, no, he's no, no, no, no. He hardly even has his game.
Also, he's on a fishing trip.
Hmm...
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Ah, Yvonne?
A peepee?
Summit?
Feed his hut?
Foxy?
Hmm...
I should be...
We let's wait let's wait a second to give it and Genji and juice been respond. Let's give it a second. Let's give it a second here
Yeah, you're all good take time. Oh my god everyone can play oh my god
It worked out so perfectly everyone can play everyone can play
Wait, so would you you know my you'd be go to my discord. Yeah
Yeah, okay
Hello, Peanuts.
How are you on this fine day, Miss Genji?
Pretty good.
I'm eating some food.
Did you see us killing, nay, murdering it out there?
I've been watching you the whole time.
And you're really good.
Hopefully you wrote down a couple things, Genji.
Hopefully you've jotted down a couple notes.
For sure.
Because me and Zedgy are going to be going to the beach.
We're going to the beach.
For sure because me and summit aka captain and captain to the hook go captain go captain
do the co-captain our professor our
bro
nationals
Mr.. gimmick and miss hola music gimmick says give him five minutes set
Well, I don't know what to do. I guess we can mess with our ship. You know what?
Oh, you know what now that we have five minutes. I'm gonna go ahead and buy that motor everybody's been yelling at me to buy
And just and remake this in real quick
five minutes server do I need to be on you I'm on US East US East I believe okay
boys what should we buy I'll see you let I don't really use grenades um I
should but that's a contact grenade boys what I'm listening I'm gonna hover
over something and then I'll and then you guys go ah or yes and that tells
me if I should tell it or not
Oh
Okay, okay, oh
Okay, okay, of course, of course
Oh god, okay. Oh, obviously obviously a stupid choice obviously doesn't test
Well, I think this game is so much fun. Oh god. Oh, that's obviously a stupid choice
It's been okay so far like
Oh god, oh
Obviously a horrible choice. That was another test
That sucks, but like when I don't have people play with
I
Can't play solo that way guys is there anything else out is there anything you know what? Let me try sorting
You what I'm to sell my resources myself up the lenses I'm gonna sell computing modules
No, no, that's stupid
Michelle coral Michelle that
I'm Michelle. I have no idea what any this guy's literally no idea
I just don't know that I see a lot ship and you just go loose up and extract and try to not fight
That should be enough to buy that motor there we go perfect
Big bertha otherwise sort of the cocky grandpa
Switch out the engine
Was I remaking I was I was I already know what you guys are thinking peanut. Why are you remaking?
Fort Bungus, it's literal perfection, but I am re-making it really quickly with the
better engine, alright?
Yeah, but last time, I heard last time it said 40 minutes.
Yeah, well, yeah, well, well, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be in your ass for 40 minutes if
you don't let me do this.
It's been a fucking year.
Okay, well, everyone's being very unkind to me right now.
Everyone's being very unkind to me right now.
I wonder if I should go, I mean, I can go just jump into some solos and like...
No, no, you're not jumping in anywhere.
Okay, you're not jumping into anything.
All right?
Summit, we're a family.
You really want to tear this family apart?
Is that what you want to do?
I cannot believe you would even suggest that, Summit.
And after a sweet, loving, sensual relationship
that we had in France last year.
Oh my God.
You even said you loved me after you finished.
You don't mean that?
who said that who said that someone said that something about me
just what she's gonna take the ship all apart oh oh no put the new engine on it's
not gonna work the lottery all in red now we're trying to put it back together
Okay, that's fair enough. That's fair. That's fair. It's very fair. Very fair. That is very fair. Very, very fair.
Honestly, I wouldn't make an enemy with teammates. He shoots his teammates too much.
Then wouldn't you just not want to be my friend?
No, I think you'd want to be your friend.
Oh, seems not really good. I can shoot my enemies.
No, no.
Okay, alright.
You should do your teammates more than your enemies.
Okay, alright. So this has gotten downhill rapidly.
Um...
So, but did you see what he did to me yesterday?
And that freaking green marker was on top of my head?
It was not. It was not.
He was like, just looking at the enemy's ship and I'm over there, you know,
and there's my green marker and he kills someone he's like
I got one I got one and I'm just dead
That's true. She's she's literally lying right now. She's literally little little little little literally like
He's just better
Is he's better, you know about the old design is he's better
The answer to easily way out
I think I should just not listen I'll just do this later I had to build listen Fort
Bungus version one is absolute perfection Fort Bungus version two you really think I'm
gonna be able to just make that in five minutes what was Rome built in a day summit was Rome
built in a day. Perfection takes time. Perfection takes time. I will work on Fort
Bungus v2 off-stream later on. You might just get in the game.
I don't know about that. I'm sure you don't want to help me with chat.
Maybe you just have a second opinion, third opinion. No, the chat wants me to
die the chat lies to me they lied to me they fool me like you look at like
trusted money leaders I do I do have trusted money and the chat goes whoop
and here comes 500 liars liars that's what happens
This guy said I'm not watching peanut pills for 20 hours again. I'll lose it in 20 hours
Giving should be doing a bit of a doubt. Let me see. I'm gonna say we'll wait it quickly quickly
Here we go. Only a few meager moments left. You talking about?
Small small moments small moments left very small moments left. I'm listening. I'm telling you I'm telling you summon
You could blink right now, and they'll be here.
Who will be, uh, you talking about our teammates?
Our teammates, our teammates.
Gimmick, Gimmick and Jusman will be here so fast that if you blink, you might miss them, you might miss them coming.
Do you not want to see Gimmick come?
Uh, no.
Take your time with that question.
Take your time.
Sure, uh, yeah, let me hear back you on that.
I'm in a solo right now, you know what I'm saying.
Okay, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Are you so serious?
Seven.
I'm in here right now, I'm walking around.
Okay, okay, we're here, we're here, we're here.
I knew it! I knew it!
And you're here.
I knew it! If you blink, you would miss gimmick coming. Oh my God.
I was actually typing out, I literally was typing out,
20 seconds I've almost come and then I deleted it.
No, because you needed me to count down 24. Yeah
It kind of okay
So does my mic sound better in discord today a little more supple
So supple so why enter should I turn myself up a little?
Cuz I turn you way down. Oh, I sleep the lobby code. I will say
Let me go ahead. Let me go ahead. I'm leaving in this the lobby code and send us the region
Hold on, I have to, hold on, I have to back up, okay.
Um, region, but region.
Region is U.S. East.
No, not legion, region.
Region?
Is, is, is, is, what, double lift?
Legion?
You think about that for a second to get it.
What's your legion?
I got it, I got it.
What's your legion?
Legion?
Your legion.
I have a new code now. I have a new code new code
That's the code it give us the update. How is Fort Bungus? Oh my oh you've even seen Fort Bungus. Oh my god
Oh my god, no gimmick gimmick. I'm telling you when I sell you Fort Bungus is mm-hmm fight
fight operational
Quite operational. You've as it been perfected. It has literally been perfected and may I say what fungus is white?
operational
What quiet operational?
What fungus is you don't say operational white operational?
Where's as my ancestors would say operational when we're in this game
I want you to look at it. I want you to peep by the way by the way
I was actually thinking of not looking at it. It's gonna be yeah
It's one of those things something you're not actually a solo game right? That was a funny ha ha
Yeah, oh thank God. Hello, Mr. Stelman. I have to fuck you
How you guys the way house the rounds been we just had our biggest win not even joking. Oh my goodness. Yeah
Yeah, so we're starting to get the coordination go
We just made sure that
You guys how do you buy ammo?
How do you wait do we not get any of the ammo that we got out of the last rain where did all go?
I got one black box, but I don't know where the the ammo when I live 1340 millimeters. Yes guys with you buy
Maybe
I have 40 miles. I have 240
That's actually probably enough. I would like to know if I can buy it. Oh, yes, you can right here
I see it right here in the storage
But the only two dollars a pop and you leave you like 80 such a hundred sixty dollars, that's easy
That's easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy
You know what I'm just gonna buy a shitload of them. I'm just gonna buy it. Oh my god. I'm just gonna buy it
I'm peanut. Can you give us the the command here? What are we bringing out?
70, 80, 40.
Oh, hold on, I'll tell you what to say, I'll tell you one moment, one moment.
One moment, hold on, hold on, one moment, hold on, wait a second.
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on.
Where the fuck is the lobby cutter inviting me?
I'll take your GDM.
Okay, okay.
I have just purchased, I have just purchased 460.
40 millimetre and I lost my job girlfriend left me, but I'm hanging with the bungulators
And I got my time so life is good. Cheers boys. I
Watch out there
I watch out there and something
Who's slippery slope?
Please leave it. What a slide. What a slide. What a slide.
God!
Now let's talk out, team.
And John Speed!
Here's boys, team!
Did we go light on the guns or were we gear in rolls and folds?
This is what we're doing.
I'm going to bring in, when we ever grab your weapons and your personal stuff, easy,
easy, your beans.
Your beans, okay.
Your beans.
Oh, yeah.
My cream.
The creams? The creams?
Yeah, my creams. Yeah, for the sun and...
Um, we should...
You bring a 40mm gun.
Okay.
No, no, you know what? You bring a 40mm.
Lemon, you bring an 80mm.
Gingy, you bring a 40mm.
Gimmick and Lemon, you both bring one stack each
for the guns that you just got.
Gingy, could you bring...
Three stacks of 80mm...
Oh, sorry, 40mm.
How many stacks?
Three stacks of 40 milliliters that'll be a total of four stacks two stacks for each God actually lemon
Can you bring two stacks of 80 millimeter? I need to bring a gun. I got two stacks dialed in perfect
Yes, did you make sure you got your finest weaponry your finest weaponry?
My we actually will go we'll be going to the POI first so it actually has it can be like a city pistol
That's what I'm doing look right through a POI first
We should a cannon. Yeah, so you're gonna bring a 40 millimeter cannon
Lemon's bringing an 80 millimeter cannon gimmick speaking a 40 millimeter cannon give give it to me one second 40 millimeter
Lemon's being two stacks of 80 millimeter
You're bringing three stacks of 40 millimeter summit sitting there looking sexy
Everyone grab a default pistol. We're going straight to a P.Y. killing all P.Y. grabbing the dirt grabbing the ammo
I'm back on the ship. Oh
Do you understand that?
Co-captain and co-captain to the co-captain and co-captain to the co-captain to the co-captain
and co-captain to the co-captain
Yes sir. Yes sir, right away sir. Yes sir, right away sir.
May I say, Summers is my co-captain. Genji is co-captain to the co-captain.
Gimmick, you are co-captain to the co-captain.
And Lemon, you are co-captain to the co-captain.
Okay, I'm going to take it.
Okay, is there room for upward mobility here?
Yes.
behavior and or
Uh, hero performances well well if so, but you're if you had good performance
But also as someone has bad performance that also weighs on that
I've got a steal his beans
Beans immediately. I mean do not waste even a moment
Do not waste even a moment stealing his beans perfect perfect
I'm gonna go have a quick silly juice. Wait, actually, can you bring some fuel?
I don't have fuel.
That's fine, we don't need fuel. Fuel's for bitches anyways.
Alright, I'm gonna go grab some silly juice. Everyone ready up? Everyone ready up?
Ready, ready, ready, ready.
Let's drive!
Hold on, wait for me, hold on, wait a second, wait for me, hold on, wait a second, wait
Wait a moment. One quick second. Hold on. Wait a minute.
GENJI!
Hi, hi.
Please don't keep it in the room and talk to me.
No worries. No worries.
What's up?
Who are we waiting for on our sixth?
I'm supposed to...
six we don't have a six okay I have a recommendation who is it this guy named
naughty he's plays the game he's good at games not he's my boy can I call him
daddy would he be offended if I call him Natty K N O T T Y I mean calm Natty if
you want to yeah daddy daddy and yeah if you'd like to I don't think you're
Naughty poppy. No, not a poppy. That's a good one. Yeah, I don't think he'd mind
Then come Jeremy sounds like I call him the poop slinger
Yeah, I mean he might you know, he might give you a nickname back if you do, but
Swabbing the poop. I would prefer he not be the poop slinger. That's true. That's true
That's true. Who would you want to be the poop slinger?
But listen, he'll be a good, if you want to win, you want to win, it might be a good idea to get him.
Do you want to win?
I do like winning. I do like winning.
Let's fucking, let's grab him up, we'll give a try out for King Bungaliers.
The Bungaliers.
God bless the Bungaliers. There they go.
Yeah, that's changed the name will slightly freeze game
Sometimes sometimes sometimes slightly freeze game
But this would be the bunker in hand there. They stand the bungalow years
All right, where we going to where we have to boys where we have to
Do we go to C.J. in?
It's good.
C.J. in right over there.
That sounds great.
That would be wonderful.
Uh, west, directly west.
Yeah.
Can I speak to you for a moment?
Yeah, absolutely.
Look around.
Huh?
Do you see the engine?
I don't.
That is one of the many mysteries of Fort Bungus.
Yes.
Look for it.
Where is it?
It could be anywhere.
Perhaps it's over here.
No.
Is it?
No.
Not over here.
Ah, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I got you here, Mr. President.
Perhaps it's over here.
Oh, no.
No, not over there either.
No.
Ah, you know what?
I know exactly where it is.
Perhaps it's over here.
No.
Not over here either.
Not over here?
Oh, no, no, no.
Maybe it's... hmm, did you put it over here?
No, no not there.
Oh, here it is.
Found it.
No, that's not it either.
That's not it either.
Oh my god.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, it is.
Hop down with me for a second.
Hop down.
Look at the design of this ship gimmick.
This is a Fort Bungus classic.
So this is a left-sided ship.
We attack from the left.
That's why most of our guns are on the left.
Yes, it all makes perfect sense.
That's right.
And this has been successful for you.
You've been playing for a few hours, right?
This has been highly, highly successful.
Lock me up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
There goes energy.
Oh, my god.
I
Spawned one time fresh bondage
Hold on wait a second something a right
Wait a minute hold on wait a second something a right. Hey guys. Oh
I leave my whole discord is broken. Oh hold on
wait one quick moment one quick moment gentlemen ah this seems to be some
technical difficulties technical difficulties one moment and look at
anyone hear me yes my the game crashed and then it destroyed my discord you are
you are still on our boat that is perfect that is your greatest way back
for it. That's fine. That's fine. Hey, I got a question. Yep. Mm-hmm. These blue crystals
on our right. Did somebody said if you shoot five of them, you get enough. I know you can
pull the crystals onto your ship once you shoot them. But I don't know what they do.
I could shoot this one toward directly. We need to craft it in like, we found a crafting table
that one time in a POI. It's a crafting tip. Oh, we did. We remember. I wonder what that was.
Maybe, maybe we need five crystals. And then we craft a little, I think they're called
cristalliens. A little dipper cristallien. Cristallien? Cristallien?
They have a tech tree on the inside. The what? A little smut for the tech tree. So
Oh, gotcha. Gotcha.
Gotcha. OK.
We're about to get to where the robots are coming in.
Am I allowed to join back?
Man, the guns.
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Looking for your body.
We're going to stand right next to me.
Oh, I've joined up.
I'm I'm on my way, Jim. I'm on my way.
All right. Get on the guns. Get on the guns.
Come on. I'm on. I'm on.
Oh, she'll be right in front of us.
Sip of the sleep. Perhaps here they come.
What's coming what's coming?
They behind us we should people are all right. Oh, they're directly behind us robots robots robots
Don't worry, I'm here. I'm here your captain you feel is captain real player real player to our
West directly to our west
the head towards us. Oh, can you turn some little left, a little left? Wait, I need to put my
beans away.
A little left is right towards us. Oh, that's fine, we'll take them on. We can take on any
adversity, any adversity at all.
Lock them in, point, lock them in. I think that we're directly head on with them.
well where these fooling get down these fools like it's adversity man
adversary adversary where these oh we we guys we should go right toward it right
toward them beacons on them easily
I think it's like a anniversary of the like...
Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary!
Oh, I was gonna say what that was gonna hit me.
Oh, it looks like they stopped, they stopped in a little, little, little, uh, traffic.
Where?
Right, directly west, look at them.
West, west, west.
Whoa, like, let's get out! Let's get out!
Directly west? I thought I was going right at them.
like west well no no no like west just out west i see him i oh my god oh my god he's right boys
he's here completely inz and ob stop make sure to put him in i see that we're sharing the room
and i owe there's only oh shit no one to the left look at it no no no no no that's done someone
that's destroyed clankers destroyed clankers he's down there but seems to be moving it might not
be as destroyed as i thought that guys i think those are clankers to the left side just turn
No, this is the real guy.
This is the real flat side.
There seems to be some clankers.
Oh, I can't see anything anymore.
You know, fuck those clankers.
Fuck them clankers.
Yeah, let's go get them!
They're driving around, waking me up.
Oh, this fog will be perfect for us to sneak out.
All right.
They'll never see us coming.
They will never see us coming.
We can sneak up right behind them.
Right in their booty driving mr. Summit come right there in the rear riding across these sans
Thank you, I think that's it I think
Thanks feels so smooth would you like an energy blast summit?
Definitely got PV. Oh my god. It's a it's hell over there. You guys
No time unfortunately.
No time.
I'm running as fast as my little legs go.
Boy, he must not fall Steve.
He must not fall Steve.
No time away from the door.
Yeah, plenty of time.
Is it going nowhere?
Boy, he's a beautiful dude.
Nothing would lead him.
He won't die.
Boys, remember, aim for the reactor.
Aim for the reactor.
react that no listen listen it's on their back side aim for their use turret
if you see people you're on a turret shooting at us
seven left left like you should be really left get big left here I don't want to
get too close we have to ram them ramming speed seven ramming speed okay okay we
have to be able to see the breath see the life in the ride if you don't go
straight for the reactor your reactor is like the luxury shot when you're
when you're in good position.
Okay, shoot the turrets that are being used.
Shoot the turrets, shoot the legs,
then the turrets, then the reactor.
Group thinking, something group thinking.
That's why they pay you the big bucks.
This is a whole other...
I'll get it, boys!
I'll get it!
There's two of them!
There's mines there, there's mines everywhere.
Get out of the mines!
I see it, we're gonna go around the right side.
Oh, good thingy, that will keep our strong sides off.
You're thinking genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius genius
As they glided across the sand
Oh my goodness
This looks like the...
Absolute cinema
Well this is like the...
I'm so blown away from cinema
Dude don't worry those guys are gonna come back
Oh shoot
I told you it was just collectors, I told ya
They're the Anarchs, boy!
Oh, wait a minute!
You are right!
Hey, Mr. Anarchs, this is Chronic-Alector here.
It's his birthday today.
Can I get a hurry for Chronic-Alector?
There's another ship down there.
There he is!
There's another ship down there.
You two die, Mr. Anarchs!
You two die, too!
I think I see him, so I don't know what I see.
Did he already destroy you?
Yeah, right there.
I don't know if I see them.
No, no, no.
Fire!
I got him!
SHUT UP!
I got him!
SHOW NO PRODUCTI Don't!
He's got blue armor!
I killed him!
Another guy right there!
On their gunner!
And there's ship!
Two guys on their ship!
One down!
I got one!
He dropped on the ground!
He's shooting at it!
Oh shit, he just killed you!
Hit one, hit one!
Dead, dead, dead! One more, one more!
Hit one!
He's dead, he's dead!
Hit one more of the shit, hit one more of the shit!
He's standing on top of the hill!
Charge!
Into the black, into the fray!
I'm looking, I'm not seeing any movement.
Just keep an eye out, there might be one more.
I see one right here!
I mean, I just want to get a blue pistol and a hat guy.
Nice, nice.
Have they shooting at us?
That's his.
Oh!
Oh, good heavens!
Yeah, you can get on the gunner's here, guys.
One of them shoot this big boy.
Get out of here!
Get on there.
I'm gonna jump up here and try to shoot over there.
Holy dude.
Oh, this is not good.
Everything is broken right here.
that we should have plenty of repair kits because there's so many uh...
I have more shots, I'm going in boys! Into the flay! Into the fire!
Holy canola.
I will not stop until I am dead or my enemies dead!
I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you. There's no loot on this ship if they're poor.
Oh, I'm gonna kill by the robot. Oh my goodness, I am very low on health.
Very, very good at school health levels.
Oh wait there's a body here you might have died to the AI
Oh, that's true. That's true. Oh, good thingy good thingy
I gotta I gotta repair kid I gotta repair kid
Okay
I'm gonna bring a ship to them bring the ship to them
Oh, you s**t, man.
We were cooking.
Was I listening?
Let me tell you.
Yeah, repair the ship if you see stuff.
I eviscerated my enemies.
I was, uh, it was, it was going to time.
It was going to time.
Boop, boop.
OK, question, question.
How do we repair?
If you repair their guns, can you loop its end?
Yes, yes, you can.
Oh, I thought good stuff.
You always repair your enemy's guns, always.
There's a repair thing right here as well.
If someone can grab it.
Get off the goop, boy, get off the goop.
Yeah, I'm going to grab all the plate, this goop real quick.
Can we take it?
Just we can get it out of the way.
Yeah, everybody grab.
Everybody grab.
I'm going to save the ship.
Oh, another repair kit right here.
Two repair kits.
We definitely need to take those repair kits.
Those are important.
OK, I got a full box to loot.
Okay, I'm gonna drop the box right here
and then go and grab the repair kit.
What an absolute massacre.
Oh, we're too good, we're too good.
They're shipping too good.
Oh my goodness, that was legendary.
Oh, oh.
oh my god these guys have two more repair kits on this ship it's so much
loot these so much shit 15 beans all of the guns and take them all oh they've
got a locked military box too. Oh, I've never seen that. Let's see. Is he really smoky here?
That was just timing.
Yeah, those railings are not so nice.
It's German time. There's no time for German!
You're in the midst of battle! In the fog of war!
Can you not see with your very eyes? With your very two eyes?
The enemy is upon us! We must eviscerate every last one of the meantime bloodlines!
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
You keep the mic away.
It's probably gonna be pretty kind of you being mad.
You're gonna be mad.
Give it to me.
Help me grab these guns.
Give it to me.
Perfect.
These guns.
Come on.
Who's this?
Who's this dandy?
Oh.
They've been born.
Wait, you said you said this...
Oh.
The smellful runs.
Guys, I have so much...
Yeah.
...globe fraud guns.
It's not even funny.
Oh my god.
Holy cannoli.
Oh my goodness.
Does anybody have a key?
Do you imagine? Holy cannoli.
Oh my goodness.
No, I don't think we've gotten a key yet.
There's a key in that fort over there,
but it only goes to the door, I think.
Oh.
I'm bringing the locked military box, just in case.
You guys feel alive?
I feel alive!
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs!
You didn't kind of suck, though, huh?
Yeah, honestly, man.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous game.
Someone will see something like that and still, still say the game is boring, simply
because they have new Game Hate syndrome.
It is crazy.
I don't get it.
This isn't Tarkov, so I have decided I hate it.
It's bad, and the devs are actually real life Nazis.
They're horrible and terrible, and that's my regret.
Could not agree more.
Took the words right out of my mouth
Oh, they have a turret on the shelf to a 70 millimeter
Falcon cannon I think these things are kind of trash though
Yeah, they aren't by the pool.
It's too much loot, guys.
We've got too much.
Yeah, we certainly have too much more.
Guys, I didn't outfit Fort Bugness with enough storage,
because I didn't think we ever do this guy.
No, that round is just a gun, too.
Wait, can't we can't build?
We can't build a little more.
We need to know this.
Oh, we still have the personal rooms.
We still have the personal rooms.
Listen, the personal rooms cannot hold replanquets or guns.
They can only hold standard boxes.
Dr. Dodger.
OK.
So, honestly, we should probably start filtering the standard boxes down to the lower levels.
I need to prepare to get something for that.
You're inundated with Lula.
It's an inundation situation.
What's that noise? What's that noise?
I don't know.
It didn't sound good.
Woo woo woo! You know what? When I get back to the ship the next time,
I'm going to take all the M1 and fill up all the turrets and place two turrets.
That way we have more room as well.
Are you sorry right now?
Or are you sorry?
No, no, no. I picked up the turret from over there. That was on the ground.
What did you get there?
I don't know if it's one of the good ones they have in the room.
Yeah, I'm going to start, I'm going to stay up the extra turrets and fill up the air between the extra room.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'll be boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
That was maximum. That was maximum group potential.
And we seized it! We seized the deck!
Oh, oh my gosh.
of the church it could be a mirage guys but on the horizon to the south there
could be a guy over there oh it's either a mirage or a mountain or a bad guy
Oh, oh my god, there's so much shit
We're so good. I think we got it
You got it, right? All right. Wait, are we going to the POI? I didn't even lose the POI yet
It's I think we haven't I think we haven't looted the black boxes yet
I only took one black box and I'm assuming you guys didn't take any
Yeah, we saw two more black box we gotta get okay
I'm gonna look for the black box. It's inside of the in the black box. Is it like the recordings of like everything they say
Okay, it's mostly
Sometimes sometimes they say the social security number
That's what you really hit it big. That's what you really did big you open up five credit cards in their name
I mean you are just buying stuff left it right lights fraud. I love it
Okay, I'm going to take the empty boxes down below.
Juiceman, the black boxes are where the engine is. It always drops in the engine, so there should be one percent.
Where is this damn engine on this one?
I took the black box from the one in the southwest.
Now, hypothetically speaking, is it a black box with kind of like a compass on top and some leathers and wires?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't see it, but if I see anything like that, I'll pick it up.
All right, it's right below the engine.
Right below the engine.
Like right at the base of the engine.
Right at the base of the engine.
Gaming doesn't come to me naturally, so I'm just really looking for this.
Of course, take your time.
Take your time.
Don't you afraid?
I put where would I put a black box if I have you would put it on the ship right right on one of the sounds
Okay, yeah, don't open this one. You can really hear their screams. Oh good
Oh, could just lead right
No, no, hold on there's one more box over here. He's good. That's why they definitely didn't
You think you think you think you think you sure think you sure
It's not crazy was this?
That's pretty good.
Pretty good.
That was a nice change of pace right there from the constant music.
It was a nice change of pace.
I'd like to thank Captain Summit.
As we kill each other, it's like his interaction.
Captain B-9.
Thank you, Captain Summit.
Captain B-9, Captain B-9.
I told you guys we're very successful.
Now I'm constantly losing.
And as Captain Washington gets 50% of the loot,
Captain gets a little extra.
looks to the side
as a thank you
for the brave
captain red light
brave over there that brave captain in on the cabinet
but there is the did say contract nearby
i don't know what that is
hold on i'm spitting like twenty thousand zombies here
i think you died take your time
I'll be in the captain's quarters once again is off limits to anyone everybody knows that right?
But I feel like there's not that much on that's on the roof and in the bedrooms that I checked
What's so I remember nobody yet nobody is a little like you like it so most of the loot is gonna be guns and ammo
There's not gonna be a lot of rinses
Yeah
We got literally eight cannons, four repair cans, and ammo for days.
All of them are maxed out.
We still have more ammo after that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well, where's it at?
It's in all the cannons and all the shelves up top.
Wait, what are you eating, Summit?
Wait, hold on.
What are you eating exactly?
All of these boys, all of these boys.
Yeah, we need more salad.
Put it all up top.
Name some pizza.
All of these boys' salad.
That's what we eat.
Oh, there's a-
There's an ammo's up top.
There's a door that needs to be blasted up here.
Oh, hold on, we forgot an 80 millimeter naval cannon.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Yeah, you might have made the ship around so we can shoot that door, yeah?
See ya chump, okay.
I can do that, I can do that.
Follow me boys, follow me.
They're doing a little dances.
Dances? Are they getting jiggy with it?
They are definitely getting jiggy with it.
Oh my goodness.
That's a 100% confirmation these zombies are getting jiggy with it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh!
Hehehe!
It goes.
Wait, we'll see forward?
Probably want to save that.
It definitely want to save that.
Definitely want to save that bad boy.
We just stop on a landmine.
I'm not too certain.
I'm eating a bologna sandwich and a step down there.
Yeah.
All right, looking good.
That ship is clear.
We got one more ship.
You guys have three ships here, right?
Or two?
I think there's two.
Two.
Okay, good.
All right.
I'll see you guys up at the fort.
All of you watch what he wants.
They give a guy a new watch.
Oh, hello there.
Hello there.
Where's this door at?
Is that the side?
Yeah, the opposite side.
Just bring her around.
Yeah, bring it around down.
Bring it around down.
Follow me, boys.
Give that key.
We're going right for that key, boys.
The hoodlums do the regular.
right over here gentlemen right over here let's bust this thing open a bus
open for real goobah you're talking about real goobah
look at me she's over there look at a mr. gimmick oh he's so good I'm so proud
of him he's a good oh hold on what is that egg the eyeballs about to start
seen his boys some of the land yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I need to get it from
there yeah let's get a double blast here yeah quick double blast is two
doors two doors is that the contract but this I'm not too certain I don't need to
fucks our blaster me that's all you're the black you're the one man that
Christian show over there. Oh shit
You're doing great right here, but she's something right down the red wall right there
One more one more right there double blast list and get it right over my head. He wasn't joking. We do need one more
He can't he's just trying to get us killed
Not in a thousand years
It's lining it up
That bologna sandwich is in our
Son oh, we got a workbench excellent son excellent son a lot of hot looting
That needs a key follow me boys. I think I found a key in here
Oh, no, there's no key definitely don't search the top for the key because there's not a good way
No, no, no.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Don't look on the top.
Not up here.
Huh?
What do you have a ship coming or right now?
Yes.
You need to come back.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, someone needs to come and get this amplifier.
Where's the ship at?
Listen, I just need you guys to be here just in case these guys roll over here.
I don't know if it passing by or what.
I'd rather us all be here while we're chilling if he decides to roll over here because our ships end up on that phone.
They might just pass by to me else.
Where do you see his ship at?
I can come back and get the amplifier.
Where?
What's an amplifier?
Oh!
Where's your ship at?
I can't get the amplifier.
Northwest.
Dropping a big old chest full of loot though.
Anybody still there?
Think he's in the box again?
Where was the key?
Did you see it?
Did you see the key?
I'll sneak up on this or something.
I'm gonna try to arrange it off.
Alright, you're good.
Go back in.
I'll keep an eye on it.
Oh, she's twice before.
I don't see it.
There's no key.
Are you lying?
Okay.
What's this amplifier do, sir?
Why, God?
Is it like something I installed?
Hmm carefully very carefully very carefully very carefully did anyone find the key
I'm not seeing the key
Probably best if we just assume it's not here and no one looks for I get a mean
Right, but I'm gonna just go just take a little peek and not for the key
But oh just to see you know if there's any sandwiches
I'm sandwiched to
Miracle with Miracle with all you all I absolutely absolutely
Oh my god, dude, then you okay. This is not a joke lemon loves miracle. It is great
Hold on. I just saw I just saw Genji trying to steal from my box
Right there in the flesh
Why is there bad pipes coming from our scared you dork? It's shared take anything
What is that shared? That's why I went into the captain's quarters just to take a peek. What is it?
Did you know this is what is this? Oh?
What?
Hey, what did you do?
Wait you're extracting the loot
Did you just put your loot there?
It just stole my shit!
Drop ring reward in 45 seconds. Wait.
It stole my stuff! It stole my bugs!
What? What?
It stole it! It stole it!
What do you mean it?
The stag gods!
What?
They took it! They took it all!
Oh.
but oh no no what the hell was that
he juggled my stuff guys I'm not even doing the everything that I looted in
this entire place I put into a box and then I put it in there and it just flew
away with it wait what wait oh yeah
The box is on the ground.
$1,200!
Oh, it gave you money?
Score!
Oh, so if you have to convert it into cash, is that what I'm gonna do?
Contract complete. You did a contract.
What contract did I do?
I don't know. The contract that was nearby us, I guess.
The sky gods were pleased.
Guys, you see that?
The sky gods love me, literally love me.
I looked up at the skies and I saw it wink at you.
Just a tiny tasteful of a slide.
Kind of what did you think about late at night?
I'm in great favor with the sky gods.
you guys have no idea no idea gentlemen no idea how tight I am with this guy
gods very tight very tight this guy guys very tight very tight give it follow
the key I'm getting with it giving father key I'm getting word what I'm getting
where the gimmick found the key if i did find it i didn't know i found it
okay let me go well i went all the way back and
stashed the loot but uh i'm gonna check i'm good
there is there is a military box on our ship right here you can use
the eye of the storm is moving what yeah we are we are
The key doesn't spawn.
I believe you guys.
I looked everywhere for that key.
I didn't find no gosh dang darn key.
Wait for me, wait for me.
Wait for me.
Hey guys, would you mind if I take one more visit to the castle just for a slight look at the crafting table?
Just a light look?
Quickie?
Mr. Quickie?
Oh, we gotta move, dude.
No, I don't think we can move that fast.
I don't know if we have to move that fast you know I mean I feel like you're
kind of making that up. I actually understand it to be honest. Does anybody have any metal pipes?
I need metal pipes. We have to. We've got so much shit in here. I see a couple
metal pipes. That's all I need. Metal pipe. You know what I think you have all the loot.
well I'm good obviously not gonna go check the captain's board metal pipe let's
see here don't take the captain's quarters no there's no need to take the
captain's quarters there's no need to hit the captain's was cleaning up guys
mutiny no one can be in the captain's quarters except for the captain no
one is allowed to be the captain because except for the captain of course
There's a known role unspoken rule unspoken very
Easy to remember no lingering no lingering no loitering no lingering no loitering
He's popped in I mean you just popped your head in for just a second. You know, that's obviously fine
Just a quick check
Guys, is anyone having metal bites I can just use like five
I checked I don't have any metal pipes. No, but no, I can check the common loot
Can you can you access this box on the ground? I can't access it
No, I can't oh
Yeah, go ahead
Would you put that would you put that let's put it right back on the ground I repositioned it
Well, thank you. Oh, yeah, that is it. No, that just has to ambo whatever we need metal pipes metal pipes
It doesn't look like we have any.
No metal pipes.
We're fine.
Metal pipes.
On we go.
It's a pipe-less house gate.
Pipe-less house gate.
On we go.
What if we can steal from Gen. G?
We gotta go all the way around here.
See what we got over here.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Look at the greed.
I've read about this.
The hell and my therapist is talking about you.
Organizing the Sims Lube.
The captain is simply organizing the Sims Lube.
There's nothing to be worried about.
Nothing to be worried about.
The captain is simply organizing.
11, may I remind you that only the captain
can go in the captain's quarters.
Yeah, thank you for the reminder.
Apologize of course of course of course if mistake anyone could have made
Oh my oh my god, oh
He's killing our stuff. He's organizing. I'm organizing. I'm organizing. I'm organizing
Condo, you hold it. He says is this part joy if it does he holds on to it
If it doesn't he gets rid of it. That's right. That's right. Thank you. Thank you juice man. Thank you
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Brother Box is all over the floor.
That's quite a good spot to hide this box.
Quite a good spot.
Guys, don't forget about the 50% captain tax.
So, if you have 80 extra loot, go ahead and bring it to the captain.
Bring it to the...
Because that loot, you would like to give to the captain.
Oh, no, no, no. This? No.
No one's in here.
I don't feel so bad for my little buddy.
I'm getting excited.
Mr. Gillick, what do you have with that fox there?
Guys, I didn't give it to him.
He's stealing.
Hey, only the captain inside the captain's school.
Permission granted.
Oh, he's quick.
He's a quick one. We'll find him.
We'll find him.
Oh, fuck.
I'm back with a pineapple sighted.
Oh, excellent, did you see that?
I'm back with a pineapple sighted.
pineapple cider. Oh, excellent, excellent. Excellent.
I think I've learned my limit though. It's only one kill.
There's no good hiding spots. There's no good hiding spots here, boys.
I can hide the box. I'll go find the box. Look at this.
I see it. Isn't it beautiful to read?
Oh
It's beautiful
Wait, it's a fun game, but I wish our thing was more environmentally friendly
Maybe like one of these things that is a battery operated no smoke into the bio
It's really upset me seeing
That was a close one boys that
That was a close one
That was a close one almost lost all the loot there boys almost lost all the loot there
Okay, all right, okay, that's fine look the look inside of this for the little never
All right, just making sure a gimmick. What do you have that box? You've been doing around
quite a while. I saw a little I didn't want to say this today. They know the rule but
I do have a little pet on board. This is a little silent in here.
You got a pet on board?
Yeah, it's a chinchilla.
A chinchilla.
Yeah, he's resting on his own.
Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course! Of course!
What kind of pet? Like a chair boy?
No, it's a chinchilla.
A chinchilla.
Yeah, it's a chinchilla. This guy.
Endangered chinchillas? I don't believe those are endangered.
Yeah, yeah, this one is.
I don't believe those are endangered at all.
It's an outline of chinchilla than gas.
He has a hairless outline of chinchilla.
Oh, hold on, hold on. The captain is...
Hold on, wait a second. The captain is going in the captain's quarters
for some much-needed R&R.
Much-needed R&R. Guys, guys, guys.
What should we go?
Much-needed R&R.
I have the gun, the gun is in your bulletin should I have heard.
Dude I look at a gun, I don't know what I'm looking at.
I mean either, me these are not even, I mean is that a gun?
Is this the gun?
I don't even know what a gun is.
Gun?
Never heard of it.
I don't even know what that means.
I'm just reading the message.
I found you a gun.
Boom.
Oh.
Mutiny, mutiny, mutiny.
Oh my God.
Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny!
JUSPEN! JUSPEN! JUSPEN!
You're not gonna get any attention.
You're the next swam again?
I'm moving! I'm moving!
Mutiny! JUSPEN! JUSPEN!
Mutiny! Mutiny!
I'm all out of ammo.
I'm just a shooter.
No, there's a mutiny happening. There's a mutiny.
JUSPEN! JUSPEN! There's a mutiny.
Y'all, I'm trying to protect you.
Quickly! JUSPEN! Quickly!
I have reclaimed my wrenches out of all the boxes that's the box you went for.
He streams that guys, he streams that we call it out.
Excellent work boys, excellent work.
We've reclaimed our wrenches.
Honestly, is it time for us to extract here?
It might be time for light extract me.
It's time for you guys.
Oh shit!
We got him, Foggy's popping up, they're on the issue.
Foggy's guys, okay?
They're gonna be on us.
Which direction?
No one is to go to the captain's quarters.
There's half limits.
Oh no.
Right side.
Oh shit, we got a, we got a.
Don't get in the water, it's like a wave.
Ripping dip, ripping dip.
You guys got here.
Let's go, map the guns, map the guns.
Man, map the, hold on, wait a second,
that's our little smith.
Hey! Hey!
That's good!
Gimmick is running around with a box!
Stealing items as we speak!
As the rest of the group!
Oh my god!
Hands on deck!
Two down, two down!
We're looking good, we're looking good!
You're four coming on me!
We've got Jeremy Stevens coming up the left.
Oh shit, he's got a crack.
What the hell is the ship doing?
What is going on with the ship right now?
Just moving around a lot.
It's like the main thing.
I've got to...
Okay, we got him. We're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh my gosh
No
That would hurt actually. That last one hurts a lot.
That hurt a lot. It stopped being funny and beating me. I started hurting. I started hurting and beating me.
I'm a great deal of pain.
It's like making me back in.
So now, we're gonna get done.
I can cross the queue.
As you must find another place for our box, you must find another place for our box.
This is not as good as it's far too obvious.
Yeah, you're off of it, you're off of it.
Far too obvious.
Nice.
Okay, I'm out here getting my gear.
What do we give you guys?
Oh, we need to get the air ball.
Yeah, we'll get a lot of bankings.
Lot of bankings.
There's another box with a lesson myself
I'm gonna park up
Engine is turning off now. All right over there the legs
Oh
She ain't had me oh, oh god. Oh god. Okay. I remember a pick it
As quick as I can
I won't lie to you guys. I was thinking around I was thinking around. He taught me you got me. I was thinking
Hey
You got me got me got me got me got me got me. I was thinking around
We were all thinking around
I'm repair. Hey, I am repairing our legs
I mean, a good boy.
Damn, I care.
You're a good man.
Yeah, but we're letting a PVP go as we speak.
Do we chase him down?
Let's chase him.
North-west.
We can get him.
Nice to be chased him down.
Absolutely.
Beautiful.
We're not cowards.
I'm no coward.
I'm no coward in the sliders.
I will fight a thousand men.
man. I would take a thousand men on it once! I would... I'd call me Peter Blue! I would...
We have... Onward! Untodon! Untodon!
Wait, wait, we only have to get those repair kits?
Well, we'll you repeat all this stuff, I think oh you often the robots. Oh, maybe yeah, that might be a good idea
I just I he's sleepy. Yeah, if I don't want to know the real TV is this
20 minutes you sound crazy
You sound crazy
Um, they're directly north.
They're directly north.
There you go.
Okay.
Moving.
Um, we're a lot of this at all right now.
I have fuel if you need it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got fuel if you need it.
You're making me laugh at your box.
Oh, my goodness.
Do you mean looking?
I do.
That's why I can't let go of it.
I don't have a box. I don't have a box. I can't pick it up because then you can pick up my box. I just want to see what's in. I just want to see. I just want to see.
I literally can't pick it up. I don't have a box.
You're going to take the whole box.
No, if I take the whole box, you're going to take my box.
Ram here. Go, go, go.
No, it's in the captain's quarters. It's in the captain's quarters.
That's the main thing I hate about this.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
I don't even have that. Not even that good.
Let me see, let me see.
Let me see it there. Let me see it there.
That was that good.
Oh my God!
Directed you to the north.
A red, modified energy rod.
You know what's kind of crazy is I'm the one that found this.
He's a thief!
Hey! Hey!
I'm a beat it up my word. I'm a beat it up my word.
Give it listen listen can I speak to you in the captain's quarters for a moment?
Yeah, yeah absolutely.
Listen give it listen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah reporting for duties there. Listen if you just don't steal each other's boxes. I think we're cool. Hello
Yeah, you hear me. Can you hear me the game? Can you hear me the game? Oh, there you are. Oh, no
We're master. Yeah, you just don't steal each other's boxes. We make a pack
Shake on it
Oh
There it goes
These guys are like right in front of us here. Oh, why do you game chest now? It doesn't even pop up for me
Look at them
Green smoke prank. Oh my god. They think you're working. I said won't that green smoke just pop
I need to try to extract, can I try to extract?
Yeah, I can do it.
I can try to extract, go go!
Back speed, back speed, grab the fuel rod!
Don't use the red one, don't use the red one.
Okay, I got it.
Here.
You have fuel rods?
Yep.
No mid, no mid, no mid!
I did it.
Back speed ahead!
Rammy speed!
I don't think you can put any more in.
Rammy speed!
We need repair.
Madam Hammond boys, show no mercy!
I died, they got me, they got me!
I'm dying! They got me! They got me here!
Oh, what the... Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
What's... I don't know if we can take this! I don't know if we can take this!
Shit, it's a big one! It's a big one!
Oh, oh my god!
It's a whale! It's a whale, boys!
It's a whale!
They're still, they're still...
Keep the boat on the stop! Keep the boat on the stop, guys!
They're still in the bad side!
I've got my stuff, I've got my stuff!
They're going for the repair, they're going for the repair!
We can't let the ship take him! We have to destroy him now! Destroy him now!
Where's the ship going?
We ended it, we ended it.
Madam Harman! Oh nothing back!
You got him on the ropes.
Keep hammering them boys, keep hammering them.
I'm giving them one more.
I'm giving up one more
Not a moment!
Oh, reactivating in. Where's we on? We got him. We got him. Keep going.
I'm going to get you guys closer.
I'm moving forward.
Look at him!
Where's the reactor head?
Do you guys see it?
I'm going to destroy my turret again.
I'm going to get back up.
Keep hammering them!
Oh my god!
You keep destroying my turret, these assholes!
They keep destroying the turrets.
Oh my god!
No
What the circle they just knew guys no the circle was the circle look at the circle
I guess
watched their ship blow up it got everybody we killed both our ship and
this ship yeah I saw their ship blow up right before I died you know the problem
was gimmick gosh we didn't get enough yeah yeah exactly we need exactly the
Am I right, boys? Am I right?
I haven't looked in the circle of...
We have to get greedy in it, so we must get...
We have to steal the whole ship!
We have to steal the whole ship, Slude!
You're still so stupid.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on. How do we not notice we were in the circle?
I just forgot about it. All together.
Who the fuck's our circle watch on the team?
Who's the circle watcher?
I did mention it a while ago.
I saw a guy do a circle, huh?
We need a certified circle watcher.
Certified circle watcher.
I'm happy to take the man from Circle Man.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, lemon certified circle jerker, gimmick certified circle watcher, summit captain,
Genji repairman, peanut captain.
I would like to be...
I will do this on one condition.
No, no, I'm a wheel driver, not captain.
You call me Circleman gimmick.
For the entire round.
Circleman gimmick?
All right, I would be called my exact formal name
that I would require everyone to call me,
is sir official captain,
peanut the third of the Fort Bungers ship.
We are dead.
That is it.
Let's just do this.
And I will be dressed as sons.
I would be dressed as sons.
It's tough, but I am willing to do the effort.
All right.
But, but I've recreated the cocky grandpa.
The cocky grandpa lives on.
Should we get more storage rack racks racks?
Probably, I think we need more.
Should we get nothing?
Oh, not not the not the notty daddy.
No, no, no.
I'll check it out.
I'll send him the invite.
We'll see if he takes it.
Mr. Naughty, Naughty.
Who's that nickname?
What's your nickname?
There he is.
You see him?
Naughty.
Where?
He's the guy with the silver mustache on the far right.
Were you seeing the discord?
Well, no.
I needed an invite for him.
Oh.
Of course.
Are you watching the A.C.T. invite?
Uh, gimmick and lemon, are you guys like brothers?
We are high school buddies.
We've known each other for many, many years.
Why do you guys talk the same?
We've spent way, way too much time together.
We also had a lot of time together.
You start to grab each other's lingo a little bit.
You spend way too much time together.
We've been, we've been, we've been, we've been, we've been, we've been
everything wow you explored everything wow that sounds as best as best friends do
wow wow wow wow actually the first time I met gimmick I hated this guy I I went
to sleep at a slumber party and he got some chalk and all of our friends to
draw on my face while I slept have you even draw this one's face a chunk
without them waking up well I did multiple times I told them to stop he's
a bully he's a bully at heart yeah you should have seen him you should have
seen his box he was stealing the whole whole crew's goodies you should have
seen this man my goodness my goodness I I'd never seen anything like it I was
thinking about throwing him overboard
By the way, you guys aren't talking about me while I'm gone, right?
No, no, not a chance.
Not a chance.
Well, he was telling us about how great of a friend you are.
From the very beginning?
And how you guys have experimented everything with one another.
We've explained to everybody the roles and roles of this one, the flesh.
Secrets of the flesh.
Yeah
Okay, well hey who's packing more that's nice. It's nice every now who's back who's packing more
I guess the question that we all want to know but no one's brave enough to ask
What was that would you better be there for me one time so what was that? What was that?
What? I didn't say anything.
I couldn't swear to very, very sassy, very sassy.
You just made me think about something that I never thought I would ever think about, you know,
which is like complications and other relationships, you know what I mean?
That I never thought was possible and then it is.
Very sassy.
Like, you know, competitions where you didn't think there would be.
Sassy, sassy man. You're sassy man. You're very sassy.
Very, very sassy.
Okay. Thank you.
Very sassy. Now guys, we're gonna have to hit a POI this time, because I'm not gonna lie to you, we're looking at a little light, a little light on the ammunition of the stuff.
Would you like me to do another list?
What are we bringing in? What do we, list this off?
I've got, okay, I, I've got an 80 millimeter and 27 80 millimeter shots, not a lot.
So why don't we do this? Let's start light and just loot a POI. Genji, you seem to have wrenches in every game.
I'm gonna assign you this 40 millimeter with two stacks of ammo plus lemon
Can you bring one stack of 80?
I hate to break it to you, boss, but I brought all my ammo in.
I will bring a 40 millimeter cannon.
A stack of ammo.
And a stack of 80.
You did great, Gens.
You did great.
80 shells.
What's the matter with that?
giving, can you bring a 40 millimeter cannon with 80 40 millimeter shells?
Lemmon. Can you bring in one stack of 80 millimeter and one stack of 40
millimeter? Yes, sir. Perfect. I can bring the 80 millimeter if that works.
Wait, who are we missing? No no no no no no no no. Wait, what are we going to do?
They're also here. Oh, oh damn, the question marks for me.
Oh, did we? Oh, not easier.
Exciting.
Yes, 493 bad news is bad news.
I have no 40.
I will not be bringing the 40 guys.
Guys, I just came across 80 40 millimeter shells.
This is my last 80.
It's my last 80.
I will bring it in.
I want you guys to remember this sacrifice.
Peanut, you bought like 500 last game like before we won
into the last game.
So there's no way.
You see her trying to turn the crew against me.
Lies!
And you know what to do!
Mutiny!
I'm bringing the 70.
Mutiny, love it, lock her in the brig!
Lock her in the brig at once!
I don't know, Ginny!
You call us, you're like, I bought 500.
I, that, no, that doesn't sound like me.
Oh, could you imagine how many cameras in this ammo
we would ever put up in the last round?
Oh, uh, Mr. Peanut, uh, drive Naughty into the channel.
Oh, okay, alright.
He's waiting, let's, let's make him think we are like super weird.
Like, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's just act natural then.
This, this, okay.
Alright, you think you're funny, don't you?
Alright, you think you're funny?
Let's, let's, let's, let's-
I need the missions in the Discord.
Oh, oh, oh, hold on, hold on, okay.
Is that you, Naughty?
Hello, Naughty, welcome in!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
I am, I am my friend's gimmick foot connoisseur,
foot fetish connoisseur and lemon tonal collectic.
Okay, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Commander in chief.
Deuclect Legos.
Again, the shape of.
Deuclect Legos, have you heard of the Star Wars?
1985.
Yeah, yeah.
The name of the edition, Millennium Falcon.
Yeah, yeah, it's actually the one who built that.
Oh, excellent.
very good excellent excellent it has begun it has begun
I'm gonna grab a... we don't ever have...
nice to meet you Mr. Dottie I don't I don't collect Legos
that was all a lie it was a really... oh my god you got him
you honestly might be weirder now than you were five seconds ago
oh weird I can never get it right I can never get it right
All right, I'm gonna grab a quick sticky drink.
I'm grabbing a little sipper.
Yeah, a quick sticky drink.
And I'm gonna get my first drink of the night.
This is my very first one.
Of course, of course.
Make sure you're ready up, Gigi.
And Mr. Seven, Mr. Naughty.
I'll be right back.
I heard.
Let's ride.
Now, please go ahead and take a 15, do one moment.
I
I have returned I have returned I have returned I have returned
What are you having fun games? Oh?
Guys, I want everybody know that I will be collecting personal
Items not stealing personal items from the BOIs and putting it in a box of the top shelf of the captain's course if you steal from it
You're a bad person and you're going
never straight to hell.
And you'll walk to the back of the tank.
God bless our captain.
Thank you.
So what are these great weapons here, guys?
Are we shooting BB guns?
BB guns?
Oh, it's fine.
We would.
Well, you see, I've never-
We have a pepper mill shotgun.
Uh-huh.
That's what you fucking think?
I'm not gonna say you guys have won all your raids.
No, we'd like to do zero to heroes.
You'd like to do zero to heroes.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Okay, that's what I like to say.
Yeah.
We're all billionaires.
Wait, do you see that number at the bottom waiting for rival expeditions?
There's only seven other ships.
You just count them.
Including us.
You sure?
We're not in the store, are we?
We're coming.
Here's the thing.
Here's the question.
We're just a timer.
Wait, we are in one of those times, isn't it?
We do have a circle.
You're in the store.
Yeah, you're in the store.
Oh, man.
Oh, man!
Yeah, I think.
and Mr. Rhyman would not give some boy good man good
I thought the other one was better. This is the one we played now. I've been a loot or something
No, this is storm. This is the this is the one with the circle. Yeah with this. Yeah, no loot difference
There's no difference between the loot. I don't know if there is I didn't really experience that
I mean it's not like you guys are letting other people survive. That's right. That's right. All right. They're calling us the Garfield of sand legend and so be
Let me let me tell you something mr. Naughty. You are the co-captain to the co-captain to the co-captain to the co-captain to the captain
All right foul. You're raking
I'm glad to get a title.
Yes, official.
Official.
You can move up if you perform greatly.
Hell yeah.
I would like to be referred to as a sand commando
from here on out.
Sand commando.
That's an excellent name Mr. gimmick.
Unless I was a juiceman.
That was juiceman.
It was sand commando.
This is my new voice, I'm going to stick with it.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
My name's Circleman gimmick.
This is me now.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
I didn't abundance in this system yet.
Shoes, I forgot.
Don't worry, I'm putting food in here.
I didn't bring any beans, either.
I brought the exact...
This is like the top one, you can take some.
Goddamn you, Suspense.
Why'd you come with beans?
Why'd everybody in our room come with beans?
Wait, wait, wait.
I should have been beans.
I only have three now.
I put five back. I should have been.
I took two beans.
Okay.
We're good. We're good.
I'm at it.
I waited to add some until they left.
We have I did not take any means I want that noted I want that noted
Ready down the history of this voyage and I took note of it. Thank you. Thank you
I would like to Robin Dale Robin Dale
Robin Dale delicious
Where the rock the rock looks here. Oh, yeah
Pleasure rock
He does survive and put back three. I don't think so
I don't think that's how that went. Is that how that went?
Is the inside is right
So don't show the right side see the right side
I never let him see your hand.
Never let him see your hand.
It'll be a very small and embarrassing.
Monty has only been here for five minutes
and he's doubting the captain's expertise
and design knowledge.
No, no, no, I'm just inquiring
on the status of the squad.
Well, my apologies.
Guys, get ready.
Hey, I'm the co-captain.
Release yourself?
Co-captain.
Yeah, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
They should load your weapons.
Load your weapons.
Wait a minute.
Naughty.
Wait, you played the Daisy server, didn't you?
Yeah, I killed the first hand, I think.
On an airfield.
Yeah.
He's the one who slaughtered us on an airfield when we were on our initial
year delivering food to the children.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Let the mabit boys, let the mabit!
So no mercy!
I'll be on repairs.
There's no guns.
I think the best gun is the 40mm gun.
This shotgun is terrible.
He killed one.
I really thought we were here for the first time.
He's dead.
Turn him to the right.
Oh, what a gun!
Oh, hello, picture.
Hello, picture.
Oh, we've got...
Okay, our whole engine is exposed!
Hold on, wait!
Yeah!
Are you sure?
No, I'm not sure.
Oh!
Oh, hold on! Someone drop...
Hey, look.
Someone go on left? Someone go on left?
I killed another!
Oh, that one's gone!
Ah, that... that one?
I killed that one!
Good wait, good wait!
I think that's all of them.
Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work.
And fix our feet.
We're lifting our zone.
We put seven over four.
President Mom Catron, who named after your girl, had little of three.
We named one peanut and one ginger, but wanted you to name the last one.
Godspeed.
Also, the shotgun.
The place for shotgun.
I
So fun
Dr.. Bingers dr. Bingers all time dr. Bingers should be the name of the third cat
Hold on, please check it out.
Are you peeing on the captain's band?
He's peeing on the captain's, he's peeing under the, under your mattress.
He's gonna soak in through the bottom.
I hate to say this, I fell on her bound to tell you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you very kindly.
Let's get a couple, couple repair kits from these clankers. I got one.
I go on all of me boys. I'm going to use any how's the girth all the girth is immaculate
All of me boys follow me boys
I hear something
Our soft season oh another repair here right here wait wait not he can you come up this?
Yes, yes, I'll take you take you right here right here
Wow, wow
All of me boys was cute.
Oh no.
Is something sizzling?
Yeah, but I can't figure it out.
It sounds like it's at the control panel.
Let me take a quick sizzle check.
I'll see what it says like.
Preparing some pipes.
Checking the legs just to make sure.
Oh, you know what it was? There was this door panel right here guys, right here.
Sound bug. It's gotta be a sound bug.
Alright, we're good, we're good here, we're good here.
Oh no, I don't think it's a sound bug.
I think there's something on top that's a little damaged.
Oh, you know what, right here. I found it. Metal patch, right here.
Oh, the shield sizzle. A light sizzle.
can
What season like there is this I think it's a sizzle on top I did I think it's just a sound by it
No, it's definitely a sizzle
I think somebody's making fajitas in our ship. Oh my god
That's so good
I don't think we have the interview now
Okay, we are going to need to get to a P.O.I. at once.
Is that a place we can loot right next to us?
There's the sizzle is right here, I'm telling you.
There's a light house on top of that rock next to us.
The sizzle is right here.
It's a bug.
Is everyone on a ship?
Yeah, I think we are.
no there is no bug it's a sizzle haha this game has no bugs it's perfect in
every way I'm telling you what's this is sizzle here
it's a sizzle
here it is you found the sizzle got it sizzle complete sizzle silence was the
sizzle in the captain's corner it was in the captain's goes right there I did
see that when I was being in there oh if I didn't say anything mutiny and for
that for that you will be punished no I don't I didn't actually be honest I
I would like to watch sir, oh my god, I would like to watch
To the driver
I won't say no to this. I'm in the head.
Son of a bitch.
I'm gonna hit you.
Come on, Marver.
Does that come back?
That comes back. That comes back.
That comes back.
Wait, how am I...
How am I...
Man, I just thought you were invincible
while you were on the driver's seat.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I did not see that coming.
I know what we're doing.
She explained to like,
she explained to like,
replacement.
I
Beans dog sizzle sizzle
Why do you guys leave the PY wait hold on do we leave a PY?
No, I don't think we haven't lose that PY back there
You guys why do we leave the PY?
Why do we leave the PY again?
I'm not gonna lie, I thought we already did, so I was just kind of like ready to go find the next fight.
I think Jinji was the one that says just leave the POI without looting.
Yeah, I think so too.
I believe, does anybody else remember her saying that?
saying that I could have swore I heard her say verbatim let's leave without
looting you guys remember that I remember that
I think I think for now on
Here's the six people. We just have enough stuff. We don't need
That's that's I don't know if that's where I saw the stuff they have
Yeah, thank you Donnie I
Not he's like the positive positive
Like Robin to the Batman of the ship and every time there's something going on he goes hey
Yeah, you're Batman. You're Batman. He's the...
And he goes and gives him some positive reinforcement that doesn't really add anything,
but it makes you feel good inside.
You know what I mean? Yo, Sip, don't add nothing, man!
I'm telling you, voice the character before. You voice...
What character is he?
I've heard that voice before on a TV show.
Oh, it's, um, it's, um...
It could be, uh, blues clues.
Could be blues clues, could be blues clues.
Could be, could be...
It's Mail Time!
I don't know about that era of something.
Can't bring that up any further.
It could still sound like him.
It's not gonna sound like him.
Mail Time!
Oh, I have the storm, I have the storm.
The goodness is
What give it give it what do you see on your map? What's what do you see?
Circle man gimmick let's just check him go ahead
My son up to one bigger than my map got a right click
There it is. Now my map is significantly larger than yours. Oh my, look how small the map you have this. I guess the ship ran out of funding. You left your map on the deck and I measured it minus 0.3 inches bigger than your map.
That's massive, that is huge.
I would notice if it was the point being just bigger.
That is literally huge, that is literally massive.
Oh my, that doesn't see too long.
That's too, that's.
It's too big.
Too big, way too big.
It is a little too big, and I regret it.
And I do regret it.
I feel like it would be a little bit uncomfortable holding it.
Holding the map.
It's honestly, it's cumbersome.
It's very difficult to fit this in my pocket.
Oh goodness.
And this little light bulb is always breaking.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Are we going to Swagleburg?
I didn't design this map.
For the record, all right.
All right, we're going to Swagleburg
so we can finally do it.
We're going to Swagleburg?
Oh, finally.
How we doing on now?
Goose juice.
Goose juice?
Yeah, fuel.
Oh
We are very good on fuel last time I checked an hour ago
Oh, we are out of fuel
We have no fuel never in terms of
No, I see a yellow thing to our life. What's that mean?
NINE.
Some just hit the sky.
Is that next track?
It's a friendly, it's a friendly, it's a friendly.
Guys, I feel like we're completely out of fuel.
Sure not. I have some.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, right there! There's an enemy, there's an enemy, there's an enemy!
We got a mastermind! We got a mastermind!
Oh, fuel!
SHUT UP!
Here we go.
He said we should have played so they'd be more friendly too.
I brought three fields.
Oh my God, you saved us, didn't you? You saved us.
You're gonna explode an exception?
Little worried there.
I'm getting us there.
Not a lot.
I purchased a defective...
a very defective flair.
You gotta shoot the flair from the air, man.
I did! I did!
Come on, so you're shooting in front of us here.
How many is it unlimited flares and it's unlimited flares for a second hold on really
No, this is this is danger
I got that guy for me!
Fire!
Go, go, go, go!
Ram it! Ram it!
Attack!
We got high ground!
Come on, come on!
Fire!
Get there, they're reacting to smoke!
One's low, one's low!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Oh shit!
I'm done.
I got three more clinkers by their ship.
What happens?
I can't see.
If we could kill that other guy.
I can't see him.
What if we kill the other guy?
This is one.
We did we shoot a guy like right here?
We turned around and shot a guy right here.
We got a guy right here on the other side.
We did read?
What's he doing?
Should we try it right here?
Right here.
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
No!
Eh!
AHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
AHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
Where did he get the f**king thing?
There's one more, one more, one more!
I've been born again!
I've been on the- I've literally killed the last A.I. from their s**t!
She's their gun! She's their gun!
Take it off boys! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Oh, backscrew, backscrew, backscrew, backscrew!
Make sure you take the kittens as well! Oh my goodness, excellent work boys, excellent
where they did not stand a single chance.
A single chance against us to purify our power.
Oh my God.
That was incredible.
What's on their ship?
Anything delightful?
There's three turds we have to take.
Three, count them, three turds.
I'm not saying that's not their ownership, man.
There's another one over here.
I'm just gonna grab their gun.
I'm coming to grab some turrets go back go back go back
I'm gonna fix our foot here yeah I wasn't seeing much loot on there man
at least grab some turrets
if you're not there's a black box on there you're gonna want to get it's right underneath
the engine
Looks like a compass, a little leather. It's an important box to get if you say it. Pick it up.
Of course, of course, of course, of course. You see the cannons, we need the cannons.
Go back for the cannons boys.
Follow me, follow me.
Ah, follow me boys.
And I hate to hear it say it, but I'm here in the sizzle again
I'm going into the captain's quarter just to address
Hold on hold on only the captain
is allowed
Unfortunately in the captain's quarters. Do you mean I'm able to get it just from the doorway
I just have one hand in all no worries. No worries. That's fine. That's fine little handiwork
Give it you think you can grab that other turret up there. I
I sure can't. It's a shotgun turret. Oh, that's a little that's a little a little not good
You ever seen the
What
Butthole of a what?
I'm a genie never seen the butthole of a genie. I've never seen the butthole of a genie. Is that how you get the fourth wish?
Is that part of your book, Pleasures of the Fire?
Well, you'll just have to find out.
Oh, here they go.
Woo!
You'll just have to find out.
Okay.
My goodness.
Imagine hitting it from the back on a genie.
He only got that squiggly-lined leg like a mermaid.
It'd be reaching around tickling your tent.
Yeah, I mean, a little magical tape tickle.
I mean, nothing wrong with the little tickle.
Nothing wrong with the little tickle?
Nothing wrong with the little tickle.
Do we have all the loot, boys?
I think so. It wasn't much.
Ah, that's fine.
I'm gonna make sure we've got all the bullets and all the right guns.
One quick moment here, boys. One quick moment.
Even extra 80mm if we want to swap it out for our shotgun.
Leave the shotgun. I like the shotgun.
You like the shotgun?
Let me be the shotgun guy. The 40mm. I like the 40mm.
You can be the shotgun guy.
I was doing work with it. They were screaming.
They said, who's that guy on the shotgun? My god.
Yeah, I heard them shaking in their boots.
Oh, no.
They lemon. You ever make a genie scream?
Oh
Oh my god
You the dark side of the gym
All right, all the guns are full of ammo. I've stopped them all up
Wait a box with radio beacon. What is that? Oh wait? Wait? Where you said?
If I pick it up it triggers
Robin
Robin did he grab it?
Okay, it's $2,000
Okay
I'm over here at the thing
What they
Do we I'm gonna come over there grab some food give it juice
Please you need to also wait a minute give me juice and come up with God somebody's got a brain with a high oh in the open the top
Yeah, yeah, come on. Oh
Oh
Serious money here boys serious
Like they up them since last night because last few I thought like 20 I've fought thousands
I
Conquered cities with a but a mere revolver
God, oh my God.
I hate to badmouth somebody who's higher up in the command ladder than me, but I have
noticed that the one who's supposed to talk about the circle is not giving us any circle
of...
Oh, I have been giving an eye on the circle.
Is that the co-captain of the co-captain of the co-captain of the co-captain of the
co-captain disrespecting the co-captain of the co-captain?
It's not disrespecting, it's just something I noticed.
I cannot believe that he doesn't respect the becky order I
I'm sure they like to respect the becky order at all. I would like to see punishment
I would like to be punished
Sexily ball I
Circle man only speaks of them were in danger. That's true. That's true. I'm constantly inundated
I mean, what do you want him to say every five minutes? We're in the circle
I think like every exactly minutes. We're in the circle. It would be nice
Some of us have a low level
it will it would be reoccurring
all of the zombies are on you
I mean that's what you want
we're in the circle
thank you go captain to the captain
in the circle
because I'm acquiring so many fuel rods
we will be able to go as fast as lightning
there's another 40 millimeter cannon
I'm on fire
help
oh my god
zombies yell oh god
I
Don't know if they have that capacity boys. I think one of them said oh
I did hear what I mean it's something
You could have misinterpreted it
and
You mean maybe I got done
Yeah, Mr. Red Crane. Mr. Red Crane? Hold on. Wait a second. There's no way I could have
missed a Red Crane now. That would be impossible. Guys, where was this Red Crane at? Where was
this Red Crane at, boys? Main building, second level. Oh, I found another. You can
Turn this way. Hold on guys. I find an engine. You can just turn on this might be something. I'm not even joking
Do I put we what happens if I put a you run in there, what do you do what? Oh you found an engine
This is an engine here that I put a few run and turn on I've seen that before. I don't know what it does
What is that? What's the craft? It's machines for crafting. Oh
oh my oh and where's this red box at boys are you and were you lying to me were
you lying to me would you say if you were to analyze sort of the situation
the current raid that we're in okay we out here that we out here Luke oh we
I'll hear loot and shit that I no cap on a stack. Oh, there is. Oh my God. Oh my goodness
I just found a patroce and eight purple armor piercing rounds for it. I've never even seen
these. Huh? Oh my. Oh my. Wait, that's the rarest ammo in the game. Really? Here. No.
what everyone out of that
but you can fuck yourself, Naughty
it's free, free of charge, you piece of shit
okay
beautiful
i've combined that
you hear that? you hear this guy?
it was an asshole!
you're in the safe place
i found the key, i found the key
what's the key? what's the key?
it's a box key
it is
tight
you ready
key
suitable for lock
boxes and crates
lock
boxes and what
they uh... crates
locked to be confused with cranes
or crows
When do we get backpacks?
Yeah, that's true. There's no backpacks.
We got the backpacks. Why?
Wait a minute.
Guys, guys, guys, oh my God.
Guys, I just found something where if you put 40 metal pieces and 300 of the blue and green canisters,
you get a blue 80 millimeter cannon, which if you have never shot one of those,
it is the most overpowered cannon you can put on your ship. Holy crap.
Wait, let's build it.
Things are speaking up. I have one alloy steel for you
Wait pneumatic parts as everyone would listen look for alloy steel and look for pneumatic parts. I have 50
I have a hundred twenty one pneumatic parts. You can bring it to the big building
Every time you open a box is only one in it if it spawns up. Are you sure because I've seen like tons
Let me see your pneumatic parts, I'm going to collect them all, I got trash dude, I got
trash.
Trash garbage, you're poor and ugly.
I got the pneumatic parts, you're ugly and poor, you're ugly and poor, that's what you
are.
No I'm beautiful.
So you're ugly and you're poor and you're ugly.
I'm beautiful and I've got a, I've got a strong sterling personality.
You're ugly, you're ugly, you're ugly man, you're a penis, you're a penis, you're
He'll drop me the pneumatic give me the alloy great says requires a key. It could well, thank you
We'd come with me over here. Give it. Let's see if we can find some extra goodies over here. Yeah
Do we have a key for this?
I told him I told him and you know what you know what lemon your your ugly and your poor
No, and your friends and your friends and you don't tell him that I died from an accidental fall
High wall happen happen. No, I didn't I slipped off
There's a wet area in the sandy area
I'm checking your pockets. You got nothing in here. What's going on? Don't don't touch the pistol. I need that little pistol
Anyone pick up a key for this box. I don't have a key. I
Have a key. I have the key. Where's all the loot that I
Have the key. I
Don't see any load
Where's the box engine was I don't even be able to craft the thing another key a second key a
Two is double key double key action
Double key. Oh my gosh
They're just laying around. Well, look her in Las Vegas. We get a circle check circle check circle jerk. All right get circle quick circle check
That's circle check. We're we're good
I'm on this big silo on the second one. I'm gonna come back. Are you in the oh, I'm right here
Military Creed from rust of being sure let's do I don't want to drop it. I would have turned the engine on
And let me search all the boxes for the the alloy and the whatnot. Let's see if we have it out. Oh
That's why the ship is so great, gentlemen.
They're tricks.
They're tricks behind every door.
Behind every door.
Son, what are you doing?
You're just getting ready?
Just...
Hello?
He's ready.
He's...
He's ready.
He's at the wheel.
He's kind of looking around, but no binoculars.
Hey man, if he's got to make a quick escape, he's ready.
I do that.
Yeah, it's important.
I have three alloy steel.
Three.
I do this in the...
Wait, box with radio.
Wait, this isn't a locked box.
We do not have enough, unfortunately.
Pick up...
When you pick it up, it triggers a radio beacon.
And then I think we get money at the end,
But the radio beacon will show us on the map to everybody.
Did you skip that?
We could use that.
He is right there.
You could use that to our advantage.
Draw them in.
It is yours.
Value goals?
Yeah.
I don't think that's a lock block.
That's something else.
It says it, though.
Like when you look at it, it says lock.
It says lock.
It requires a key.
Like here.
Look at it.
Oh, dude.
Wait.
Everybody pull out your map.
Pull out your map.
I never checked the room for that one.
And then look at the part that we've already explored.
I'm pretty sure that's peanut
Just like
Remember what peanut did that one time what did I do?
Oh, he said to orbit. That's what we find
Hold on. What did I
Whatever you're accusing me of it can't be proven can't be proven in a court of law
No, it's a good thing that you did it. I mean it's proven and it is it was I
It was either did it? I mean
Is there it's like a green symbol, I don't know what it means
Who's that
There's a sound on the ship. There's a sound of the ship limited you that I heard it
Is there a sizzle the police?
There's a sound of the ship. Yeah, yeah, hold on. There's a sound
Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. We're gonna use this
We're gonna shut up!
Oh, oh, oh!
We're gonna rotate!
Wake up, Silly!
Hard right, hard right!
Oh, God, oh God, oh God, oh God!
Not too late for a player.
We're friendly.
Don't take the ship!
REPEAT THE REACTION!
I'm repairing it, I'm repairing it!
REPEAT THE REACTION!
Shoot the reactor, fuck it, just go right for the reactor!
Go left, go left, turn left, turn left, turn left!
Left, left, left!
No one drop the wheel!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
NOOOOOO!
All of our turrets keep repairs, man!
So it took all the airbender to unturn it!
I'm dead, I'm dead! Somebody needs to repair that!
Somebody needs to repair the reactor right now!
I'm dead! I'm using the sun! I'm dead!
I'm dead! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
No, uh, oh my goodness!
You missed that!
Stop it! I'm on the ship! I'm on the ship!
I'm on the ship! I'm on the ship!
Kill them all! Kill them all! Kill them all!
Somebody repair our reactor immediately!
Get one, get one!
Get as close as we can!
I'm moving, I'm moving!
Not dead, not dead!
Oh, they're hurting, they're hurting, they're hurting!
Not dead!
I broke the leg, I broke the leg!
Okay, everything looks good enough. I'm going to go to a gun.
Okay, get on a gun. I like that.
Prepare for fire.
Now shoot directly at the reactor! Directly at the reactor!
Nothing else!
I'm going to go to a gun.
Okay, get on a gun. I like that.
To the black, into the bright!
They're bottom, one's blue's bottom, couple!
Thank you, floor, thank you, floor!
Did you watch the red, pussy?
Thank you, close close right, we got you!
The top's hit, top's hit once!
He's with you, P9. I hit him again, P9, he's on you up there!
I got him!
What's going on?
Yeah!
I hit one far!
I hate you, Genji. Sorry, sorry. Your name didn't look on your head.
Oh, I just got shot! I just got shot! I don't know where! Oh my goodness! I just got shot!
There's a guy up on the top floor. What the fuck? What did he shoot me here?
Stop our shit! Stop our shit! I don't know why it's still going. I'm backing it up.
There's a guy up there. What's up? I got him. I got him. I got him. It's halted. I think that's it
Haunted now. Let's see if it just stops. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. I'm pretty much. Yeah. Oh
My gosh, they have so much loot. I don't know if that's my dead body. That's definitely my dead body
I
You're right. I like I like I like
Even one time even one time
Not even a step don't worry. Yeah, we'll bump out those gramps. Oh, don't you worry?
Oh my goodness that was intense that was intense oh my goodness
I've got another key we've now got three keys we three keys a whole and a
shovel we can get those precious silver keys
my god was what I say I'm sorry we should be dead we should be dead a
a thousand times over oh my goodness
oh my goodness God said not to play
and I think by the door is broken for me I can't fix it
there's clothes he's making fun
sometimes when you slip it out
two, three, four.
I follow me, Jake.
Circle, circle, Jake, circle, Jake.
Give me.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Circle, Jake, circle, Jake.
Circle, we are looking absolutely good.
We are still in circle.
We've got multiple circles that we are safe on,
although the circles are getting smaller.
You will probably have to, um...
I did not see that coming.
Consider an exit scratch. I was confused how those guys snuck up on us like that.
Yeah, I'm shocking.
Very shocking.
What we were doing there, I don't know, maybe our eyes weren't open.
I blame this door that just threw me off the side.
Ooh, yeah, fuck.
Also, I think I might know why we didn't see the ship because someone,
someone was killing team members.
I don't know which player that could have been.
That's not us.
Not this crew.
Not my crew.
I think it might have been Genji.
It could have been Genji.
A full investigation by the captain himself will be in ceiling.
I can promise you that.
A full investigation.
full investigation
Yeah, we just take it out of the back
Those guys I think after that one they're having a conversation their discord call right now a quick conversation a quick conversation
What the hell was that? Friendships may have been broken
We got a multiple repair kit
The words of affirmation words of affirmation team team affirmation would definitely going around after that rain
Oh, yeah
I heard them say, are these the guys talking about that genie?
Oh, they were intrigued by the tickly thing.
They knew about the genie top.
They met a genie with a little something in its eyes.
I'm gonna grab all the ammo from the boxes
and fill up the cranes.
I mean, fill up the guns.
You don't have any ammo for guns, like our regular guns?
Did we steal the ammo from the enemies yet?
We took all the ammo out of the guns, yeah.
Okay, good, good.
Still I think there's still one more repair kid on the enemy ship
My god, I'm hearing some pipes
a lot of sizzling a lot of sizzling
Lot of sizzling going on. I'll take care of the food and steak cuz I'm
This feels like some tortillas. I
Hear I heard a couple feed is being cooked up just a couple
Oh, we literally have no room for more repair kit.
All of the guns are nice and full, except for the 40mm ones, they're a little lacking.
Lacking just a tad.
I cannot find the sizzle.
I saw it for a second while I was digging the hole.
It's right here in the middle, right? I see it in the nades.
Oh, wait, I can't repair it. It's glitched.
I got a sizzler here. I found it.
I found one sizzler as well. I found a sizzler myself.
Checking the copper sizzles.
Both of these sizzles aren't even on sizzle.
I can't even un-sizzle the sizzle.
Well, there's also some bottom sizzles.
Am I getting a pair of these two noise? Is it glist?
Yeah, yeah. I can't un-sizzle.
Oh, okay, looks like this time it is a Glitch Boys.
We just have to listen to the sizzles till we die.
Perfect.
Listen to the sizzle of your heart.
So, you think we could go to X-Track now?
Yeah, it's time.
There's only one X-Track in the circle.
By the way, there's only one X-Track in this next circle.
What if we scare a few more people?
There's a few.
Well what if we went to the extract, solve somebody's there, get the hell out of my room,
Lemon.
I'm just looking for a few beans.
A few beans?
Have the man a few beans, come on.
Captain, Captain, permission to acquire a few beans.
Captain, do I deserve at least a single bean?
You deserve a bean.
Thank you.
ever been thank you I've never seen someone more deserving of a bean oh my gosh thank
you thank you captain I didn't see anything take as many beans from the
captain's quarters as you desire I'm not looking at anything other than the
captain is very generous very generous the captain is extremely generous
extremely the captain's generosity knows no bounds
nothing anywhere actually hold on we don't know anywhere
Yeah, I'm pretty quick there, shouldn't I dude?
Hey, Gigi, how you doing?
What's up?
Wait...
We need to get going now, Gigi.
There is an extract right in front of us.
Ooh, Gigi's been hoarding!
Hoarding, Loon!
That's not my Loon!
No, we don't got any Loon.
Gigi has!
Who is that? Who is in this room?
Who is in this room?
One of the gents has been hoarding, Loon!
Wow!
Hoarding, Loon!
This is even ammo for the turrets in here!
Yeah.
Nadia!
Nadia?
That's my bad way!
Oh my god.
I wasn't hoarding.
He's a hoarder! He's a whore!
He's hoarding?
Oh my goodness.
This is mine in Summon's room.
Oh my goodness. Hold on.
Captain has to check.
Captain has to check. Hold on.
Oh
Everything
The little extra goodies a little extra goodies boys
It's a couple extra goodies couple extra guys we might want to get moving we might want to get moving
To the extra I believe Gigi with the one that said we should move at all
Oh my god.
Did you see that?
Well, Gigi, we have to go somewhere, okay?
You're interacting this one.
Oh, X-ray, right, X-ray.
Right, X-ray.
I said, we got to go!
We're, what?
Oh!
X-ray.
Let's go.
Hey, who's that?
Who's that, man?
Let's go.
Hey, who's that guy?
We got it.
We have to take a day.
They blew up.
No, we, that's the first one we blew up.
Remember?
Really?
Is it?
I don't remember.
You're right, you're right, Genji was wrong.
She said that's not the first we blew up.
I was the one that said that's the first we blew up.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, exactly.
It's so confusing.
I'm not gonna date me.
I'm usually trusting Genji, but no.
Yeah, today, she's been saying a lot of falsities,
many falsities.
Crazy, I'm sorry, I've been drinking tonight.
Maybe, yeah, that's probably what it is.
That's probably what it is.
That's the whole, that's the night.
That's it.
Except the city perhaps.
There it is. I can see the tower
What where?
You can see it on the horizon
the extract tower
Couple goodies here boys couple goodies nothing to extreme nothing to extreme just a couple goodies here couple goodies
Get out of this bitch. Those dudes trying to chop us in shit man and return the tide on those fools
that we did great that let me tell you that was a team effort that was a team
Genji excellent scouting skills gimmick excellent shooting skills naughty
excellent stealing from your own team skills what an excellent sniping skills
feeling from my summit excellent screaming and running around while we're
We're gonna get back skills.
Actually, I got us in good position.
When we were in a bad spot, I said, calm and collected,
didn't panic, got us out of the bad position,
put us into a good one, just got thrown up there.
And I was off the wheel, repairing, you know what I'm saying?
We had to, we had to, we had to.
So I know what you're saying, buddy.
I know what you're saying.
Ah!
Oh my God!
Back to the ship!
He's got the ship!
I AM HAMMIT! NONE OF HAMMIT!
HOLD NOTHING BACK!
I am staying by the reactor.
I'm just gonna be here for a second, and I'm gonna repair it.
Oh my goodness.
Look around for stuff to repair. Go up and tell them things.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm just repairing all around here.
We can't sustain this, we can't sustain this.
Seven, seven, keep a mother good side, keep a mother good side.
Yep, I'm trying to turn us, brother. I'm trying to turn us.
I'm instantly dead instantly is truce. It's that shot good guy boys
I just got the shot and I got it
That's not that's not pleasurable
To keep preparing to
Yeah I'm gonna go up, I'm gonna go up there and shoot it, get the, get the, get some of
it, you're out leaving it up there, they're right on there, they got me, oh my god, they
got me again, oh these guys are crazy!
Keep preparing, keep preparing, keep preparing.
We should have bunch of them on our ship, watch out they're bunch of them on our ship.
It's alright.
We can give them, we can give them, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Take it!
No, we gotta fuckin' repair pressure pipes, now!
I
I have a 60-second beat to my time of giving!
I'm destroying them! Just hold on!
Give me that beat to the captain's quarters!
Give it! Put some beats to the captain's quarters quick!
Move on, sir.
I got the other leg!
Just fuck it, we're back!
Get off!
Come upstairs and get the stuff!
Come upstairs and fix stuff!
Get the things that we're doing right!
The pipes up here need fixing.
What the hell are you talking about?
Make sure you don't stand any creeps in my room!
We're doing it.
Give it! Put some beats to the captain's quarters!
They're right on us!
Shoot the engines, shoot the engines, blow it up, blow it up!
I just spawned the engines, I just spawned the engines, shoot this dude!
That's not my body, oh my god.
Hit once!
I can't fucking hit him!
Shoot the guy, second floor, he's gonna blow out of here!
We have no respawn!
We need respawn.
I'm shooting three at him!
I mean, because all of our vans are destroyed, that's why we all of our vans are destroyed!
I got one, I got one, I got one!
I can't shoot it now!
I'm turning us, turning us.
It's her that's shooting, you need to destroy that reactor right now!
Right now!
Destroy your pistols and shoot these guys
It's open we got any move that we have to be so quick. They have like 70 cannons
Where's it there's one lurking there's one
I think it's out of nowhere
So these guys are insane. Where's the circle circle man?
We have to move
We have to lose
Listen, listen, I'm you got a second, but not long. I'm dropping all of their
The side of the ship just grab a little bit, but we don't have long we are not in the next circle brother
Please let me in holy shit. This is ridiculous. Yeah, I miss you. Just grab stuff. Grab stuff
Fix the broken legs fix the broken legs if you can't if you see
I'm repairing the shelves. I got one of them right now
I got you on the other side.
OK, everything's working.
Get the other two legs and we'll go back up.
Yeah.
We're going to have to get out of here really fast.
Yeah, the circle's done.
Yeah.
Just grab a little bit of it.
Grab a little bit of it.
I'm ready to go.
All the stuff is off the side.
I dropped all of their stuff.
Just grab it and put it somewhere and go.
Where's off the side?
I'm looking.
I see it.
Right here, guys.
Right where I'm at, yeah.
Just grab it up, put it on the boat, drop off.
I don't think we can go to the circle.
It's going to a different circle.
I mean the fine just okay
Just put those up here you put them on a shelf after just
We're kind of close to this the side of the storm. So yeah, we do have to go
You have to roll out just make sure you guys organize this
We're good. Let's get it. Let's get fuck out of it. Let's get the fuck out of it. I can't get worse peanut
Where do I need to go to get away from circle? I need to go right. Let's go. We're moving you guys all in the ship
Let's go let's go on the sizzles
I found a box. Oh, it's a chance
If we call XR now, we're good
Okay, all right, I'm gonna call that morning to it. Yeah, go go go. I see you
And that's out out repair the storm
Can the hour because I'm wrong good. Yeah, we'll be good all of us are appearing we'll be fine
Okay, everybody get out your repair sticks get on a different floor to
Pretty good
Boxes on shelves you guys need to get all these boxes on shelves now all of them everybody get all these boxes
You don't have enough shells, make sure to get your gun to your room.
Solidate boxes, consolidate boxes.
Can I throw your empty boxes off the thing?
Can I take empty boxes off the thing?
Yeah, take empty boxes off.
Call an extra.
All right, we're good.
You can hold where you cannot shelf, apparently.
But I don't know if that goes to everybody.
If you hold the box, you can interact with the box, but it's going to be with you.
Doesn't that go to the individual round of the team?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's so stupid, I don't like that.
Fucking like that.
Actually, we got a little over a minute 30.
After ship arrives, we got like calibration and shit.
Yeah, calibration, calibration.
We'll probably have to prepare for like 30 seconds.
Calibration.
Maybe we jump on Jack's peanut?
Are you exhausted?
Calibration.
Lock in!
I'm locking, locking, locking, locking!
I'm locking, locking!
There's a dead guy on our ship.
Kick him off!
We do not even rob my body while I was dead.
Calm and collected wins those games.
I mean that was a comeback right there.
That was, oh my god dude, we had no right to win that.
That was incredible. That was incredible. That was incredible.
All this stuff in random boxes, remember it can...
So those are empty.
This one has to go up top.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Yeah.
Good to go, good to go, we're good, we're good.
Is there's more stuff I can, oh I'm going to put this on there, there we go.
Hey Donnie, what you doing in here?
I was making sure we had enough stuff and we still put the box in the thing.
What's going on in here?
What's up?
We can go.
We're all good relieving jump off
Genji right yeah, I did there should be still be doing this still means that we have beans
Wait guys wait, can I jump off?
No, I don't think you can go down the ladder. I just made it
Slide off go all the way down the ladder and slide off
My god, oh my goodness. I literally put the beans
I did not I did not take I'm taking a your box. I got one thing of beans
You guys didn't extract bro?
You only have 7 seconds
You need to go! Go! Go!
Where do we go?
You're gonna get the bro!
You're gonna die!
That's the college track!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!
They got their boxes in there
I got my box full of ridges
You guys are such...
This is... This is a...
incredible about a blue army. I am a champion here. I have an insane amount of blue army.
I'm pretty sure someone said that this mechanic was stupid carrying a box out and I see a box
out of him.
Yeah, I can swore. Yeah, that was absolutely weird.
Yeah, well that was just to be efficient for the team.
I should have told you to jump off in that box.
I told you you'd have been fine, you know, you'd have listened.
You got them all fucking scrapped all the good stuff.
I feel like I'm so hard when the internet rolls up.
No, peanut did.
Peanut is the output for this.
Me, I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
Ah, Janky! Janky tried to leave with the box too, like a punk!
Yeah, because I never get any loot. I haven't extracted with any loot once.
I'm so poor because everyone always has all the loot.
I can't believe you died here.
How do you feel about that?
And you know why? I never get any loot. That's why I'm leaving with loot too.
I have two little box, ran into our room and stole our beans.
No, I do.
That's why I'm mourning her body here.
I'm saying a prayer.
What are you doing, Summon?
I have 40 beans with me.
I specifically, after all the chaos?
I put 40 beans in our boxes.
With it, like two minutes before we extracted,
I specifically put 13 beans in our room.
And some little goblin went in there
and took our 30 beans into the peanuts bowl right here.
Yeah, yeah, no, there's still should have been
Do we die do we die?
No, we did not hit the rope no, we didn't hit the rope
Connection failed
Oh my god!
That's what happens when you're screaming!
Let this be a lesson to your children!
That's what happens when they have a stupid extraction!
Get off your ship!
And then climb on to another ship to
just feel stupid!
I wish you knew that it was
We launched it!
We launched everything there!
It should be like an alarm!
We launched everything!
Like a
You should never ever leave your ship in a game like this you should call it it should come it should fucking roll your bitch
Asses out. Why are we getting off the ship?
That is true
Well, if you stay on the ship you'll extract as well. No you won't you die
No, I've got every time
Times and I've died every time okay, then they changed it since the plate there
So I guess yeah, you do have to get off the sheet
See listen
You still want them have to make changes, huh bro? No no changes
Zero. Okay. Did you guys notice there's no audio when you punch somebody so I could sneak up on your brakes off
Are you you only know it takes you to just be read to just be read
Okay, chat saying you can then why have I died every guy just lost
so much
Guys, I would say like I'm saying like I've tried to steal a box
Probably every single time starting and I've never successfully done it one time
Successfully got now with my green box
Not the only people that didn't get out with shit were peanut summoning Genji Genji died off rip and seven in peanut disconnected
Oh my god
Oh, so it was a server issue that kicked him out.
It was server issues.
That's why we died in server issues.
Server issues.
Well, he died to the storm.
I had a blue revolver.
There was so much shit in the box.
Listen guys, listen to the good times.
Remember when we got that final ship right there?
Wasn't that a sweet trip?
That was amazing.
Remember when we got bamboozled two times and came out on top?
That was amazing.
That's like our strategy.
We allow ourselves to get bamboozled and then we come out on top.
That's right.
It was all part of our strategy.
You let them speak up on us literally four times in one game.
Yes.
I'm letting you guys bring all the cannon guns and all that shit since it died.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's a good idea.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm happy.
Do you have another...
That's a good idea.
...another...
No, I have a green blitz 10-hour pistol.
Pistol I put a blue revolver in the ship's cargo
Me get a little something guys that small revolver pistol that thing is no joke that thing is
That the Z sub the Z-Sap that thing is no joke that thing kills
Oh, what that is
No, no, let me add it Valver. Let me edit that
But let me edit the ship really quickly.
I'm going to take out this weird side door,
as well as this other weird side door that shouldn't exist.
And then also, I'm going to add just a quick extra storage.
All right, quick extra storage?
I think we need it.
We need it.
Beautiful.
Wait, OK.
I've got even more.
I'm selling some stuff.
But you're saying that alloy steel is really important?
Well, that was just important right there for a second.
So, OK.
So it's not a giant, it's what I think you sell, because then I can buy an 80 millimeter cannon.
Let me see if we can tech-tree some better storage, but let me see if we can tech-tree a little bit better storage.
Dang, I'm looking at this upgrade stuff.
And there's like a, there's one like far on where you can have the steering inside of protection so you don't get like killed instantly.
Oh, that feels like OP.
Yeah, I mean it's far on the tree to unlock it, but...
Guys, I'm telling you, if we keep getting silver, I can unlock these crazy, crazy boxes that have armor on them, like storage and stuff, and we can just surround our engine.
Dude, they have an engine armor actually.
Oh my God. Oh my God, that sounds amazing.
There's a large armored engine, but that's far down the line
I'm grabbing just a tad bit of storage just to add I'm bringing I brought a 70 and an 80 and ammo for both oh
Gentlemen, we have a numerous numerous storage now numerous nice. Oh
Oh, we have enough storage for a thousand years, a thousand years, ten thousand, maybe
even, ten thousand years of storage, ten thousand years of storage.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, incredible, incredible.
Okay, what's that?
Get out of here!
Incredible, incredible.
are we all right we what are we what are each of us breaking by the way summit I
think that I think that you getting greedy there at the end is what really um
oh is that what was I think that's what yeah I want you to know that I was the
only one on the ship when these two surprise attacks happen and I was
prepared that's because you're smoking weed out of your bomb that's that's
I
Just want you to understand who you know what you're working with here at the carrier is happening at the moment
He's not doing what you're saying. He's even below any sandwich
That beforehand earlier today for Cloak see and
Symphony and all those guys hutch was their driver. Okay, you understand that okay?
Just always remember it could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse
You know what summit I'd rather have you know what you know what you're right. You're right
You're right. I would rather have a guy drive a fat bitch driver
You ever seen a driver drive out of a sticky situation after a surprise attack keeping the generator safe
Repairing to the double dragon repair with me and my boy on the spot
I got three kills what were you doing peanut just getting ball it out
I was doing three falling outs you do one job ball out the launch what
Do we want to do voyage or storm again definitely storm but listen I'm gonna I'm bringing an 80 millimeter along with 30 80 millimeter shots
What do you guys think about that?
Oh
You just said sure okay, who else is bringing cannons for the guy I'm bringing 60
60 80 millimeter shells a double double donkey and a cannon all millimeter perfect
40 and an 80 these craft high quality steel craft
I'm gonna go get another little delicious. I don't know what that means though. I don't know what that means
Also, do we have any fuel?
Do we have any fuel?
I put some on my body.
Very good.
I mean, I don't know how you craft high quality steel.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch the VOD from what you did that last night, you know what I'm saying?
Let's see what's going on.
Let me tell you something, and I think even though my Bungalitters know that there has
been a bit of greed tonight, they can vouch me and say that I have been killing
it in the PvP battles.
Am I right, boys?
my ride. You killed it that last fight? Every fight. Every fight I have. They're all saying
yes. They're all saying, Peanut, you're literally the best PVP here. Peanut, you support the
team more than anyone else. Peanut, can I have your babies? They said this guy is just
a camera POV. He wasn't even doing anything. I don't know what you're doing. All right.
All right, I'll give you a B.L.V. the corner.
I already see something.
I see an A.
Just in front of us.
There's a...
There's an A.
They really?
They're in front of us.
Oh, let's kill them!
Let's fucking slam them!
They where?
Front left.
I don't know if they're somewhere.
Here we go.
Oh shit, shit, shit.
Get on, get on.
Literally, I...
I just got...
Literally in the broad jigs of...
of...
of sand.
Sand, Raiders of Selfie.
Raiders?
Why do we have 580 millimetre of Nancy?
Hey, hold on.
Where are all these 80?
Who brought 80?
Who brought what?
That was me?
We have a way to make it, bro.
No, I mean, we're going to need that.
Trust me, guys.
I got a problem.
I got a big fucking problem.
What's your problem?
I literally cannot walk through one of our doors.
Yeah, just press F on it.
Come on, buddy.
Press F on it.
Which right now, I just opened it.
It's glitched.
Maybe once we move, like we move the ship.
No, as we have no ammo. Maybe I'll try. Oh, wait, not usually.
80 ammo and I brought I brought 60 who brought 80 millimetre who brought 52
Shotgun turn shells and that's no shotgun. No, I brought the 70 or the
Guys guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. I think I think I bring out the message
I think I can't really move anywhere else boys boys boys boys. I think I figured out the meta
I'm not even trying to remember how he kept thinking that guy was cheating with how much he was killing us
Thank you. I believe the shotgun turret is actually made you for that. You need I am redeemed you are redeemed
Yeah, I
I if you can get right up
I have tons of 80. Yes, here you go. There's 90. I'm gonna go ahead and de-construct the 80mm.
The ammo in the 80's. No, no, no, no, no. This guy's coming close.
No, I'm disassembling this and adding the shotgun one. That way we got it.
Those guys are a left of 39. Can you disassemble this?
Levin, I can't proceed to disassemble it. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Oh, nevermind. I got it. Okay, I got it. There we go. There we go.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. Just throw this right there. Like you do, like you do.
there you go a little bit of ammunition a little bit of ammunition perfect there we go there we go
Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Perfect.
Alright, and we're off!
We are off!
You can load guns on the shelf too.
Oh, God. Where's the extra storage?
Oh guys guys, but the the ship did not save we have no extra storage
It did not say it is supposed to be two extra selves right here are the ads here
Let's make sure our guns still like
I would say I got hit by somebody, but we are under fire I literally I took a
boat to the buns just been waiting to get shot from it was like the rear teeth
another one came in the way I was right here back here I'm looking I'm
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking!
Don't see anything!
I need to keep it this way!
There's a juicer up here!
What is it?
Did you edit this shit?
No, I forgot to.
There's a bunch of invisible shit everywhere.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think so.
I see it!
I know the hatches!
Then let's go!
Yeah!
Woo! Fire!
Hit em, I hit em!
Wait, um...
Hold on, where we going with this rock accident here?
What time?
We can go through this?
Yeah, we can go through this.
Our legs, our legs should...
It's pretty generous.
It is pretty generous.
I don't think we have to do that.
But if we get any closer to the right, we, uh, we get fucked.
by the AI. That's true. That's true. You want to let...
Gigi, would you mind throwing a fuel rod into the fuel station?
Yep. Oh, there's a... we're gonna expose our engines exposed for now.
The engines exposed? Are engines exposed? Go out into the middle of the desert and
then we'll follow them. We're far away, so we're just gonna call them to ask. They might want to fight.
This terrain
cause this problem's a long day.
You can save me.
Oh, my goodness.
Let me, I saw some words shoot you.
Oh, yeah.
Who was it? A message?
I think it was gimmick.
Wait, what?
Wait, what are we talking about?
I saw him shoot you. I saw him run up here and shoot you.
What?
Yeah, let's kill him. Right at the end,
strike him, kill him right there.
Good thing, good thing, good thing.
We have the master plan um we're fighting right I believe I believe show
Reposition because our fucking we'd let me man one of the guns
Who did that? Who shot the shotgun from this far?
Who's shooting a fucking shotgun?
I've been over here- I'm way over here far away from the shotgun thing, so I can't see inside it.
Oh, I got one tap by the, uh, one of the shots.
What?
Take that!
Alright, we're good.
Get the shotgun, shotgun now. This is a great shotgun.
I want it, I want it, I want it!
I can't aim down any more.
We gotta move a little bit, we gotta move a little bit.
Why are we turning? Why are we turning?
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, I took control of the element.
You got that? You got that?
Little closer, little closer.
Turn, wheelhouse destroyed, wheelhouse destroyed!
I'm going for the left, turn!
Healt one, shield one!
Guys, can you turn down a little bit? I can't hit that man!
They broke our respawn. They broke our respawn.
They had the football back in the tank.
Oh, we're...
Ugh! I'll do the next, I'll do the next other way!
I'll even destroy that gate.
Oh, it's just they destroyed your bed.
Oh, we need a, we can't repair this without a repair kit.
Keep giving them out, boys! Give them out!
Shoot their fucking reactor!
Get one, get one, get one!
Shoot the reactor, boys! Shoot the reactor!
Fire on that fucking reactor!
Oh, they got me, they got me!
Oh, my God.
Oh, good heavens.
Oh, good heavens. Oh.
Oh, yes. I don't have any of these, come on.
I think the reactors down. I think the reactor is erected.
Oh, that's not all.
That's not all good happen.
Oh, that's not good happen.
I forgot it.
So, good work!
God, no one is fucking here!
Okay!
What is that?
So, we did it!
Repair coming.
Oh, and good work!
There's a running around.
I've got 40 seconds of the respawn.
You need to put the boot back in the...
I can't hold it!
Any moment, any moment now!
Now what, I got another one?
Got another one?
You leave.
Two's two down, and I'm gonna be joined.
And reward ourselves to reward all the hard work.
I'm blessed to honor all of you.
God bless you, please.
I think it could be harder than that.
Okay, I'm preparing stuff.
Um, we will have to turn off the engine
because I need to repair the captain's-
I
So one on the ground
We're back. Oh my gosh, we have no repair kids guys. Oh my god. Oh good happening. Oh
What about them? Maybe they have a few I wanted to what a two
Problem is the round just started it was to be killed all of them. Where they act
I'm coming over they were not no players around
Is the captain's quarters and close I?
Do I do it all I forgot to check that they have no repair just yet. Oh good happens. Oh good happens
That's not good. That is not good to hear
Ammo. Oh, we're gonna have to kill some AI
I
Wait, are you guys not able to respond like straight up so much?
Get some for ourselves being bang boom the big big boom. We're back. I'm done any
Wurkmanches on their ship they have workmenches on their ships
Yeah, I heard about that.
Well, I don't know if I have it unlocked just yet.
Ah.
I don't know if that's a-
Have you unlocked anything yet?
I've unlocked a thing or two.
I mean, it was more very interesting.
I was getting word that I do have it unlocked.
I just haven't used it yet.
Ah, of course.
Now, I will say, I will say
I haven't locked about four items in the deck tree not to impress you not to make you feel inferior
But it is true mr. Jewsman it is true
Oh my god, he's a penis
I just saw gimmick shoot you. I just saw him. He's got oh my god
He's got me gimmick. Your message for you no longer. His nuts are rotten behind that show
Thank you, did you thank you?
Guys I got guys
That is right. We I think we gave a lot of aura that's what's important from those guys
I was a positive or a situation a certified positive or a situation. I agree
That was a little bit of water they gave a little bit of water they gave a little bit of water
We gave most of the or a most of the or what does
help repair you asked the captain must look out oh see look at that oh see if I
I would have never seen that. I would have never seen that.
I think we have to. We do have to get it out. Yeah, we do.
Yeah, so I'm saying you guys want to do this or not.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Man, the guns. I reloaded the guns.
Reloading, reloading. Reloading, reloading.
Reloading, reloading.
It's crazy because our refrigerator with the food has been fixed this whole time.
Did anyone take the black box from that last one?
last one yeah
you should let me tell you what an exceptional job you're doing
you wouldn't do that
shotguns the plastic fire fire I got 42 damage don't need to worry got one got
one
oh my god return fire return fire another one got another one return
Fire
Really good guns I could use my condition I got it so they do a lot
What got one I've saved the day that's it. That's it
Yeah
That was why we couldn't be repairing
Closer up top so we could
He is a player though
I
My ladies be there no time to talk
Please let you guys know that when you're repairing pipes don't stand still like move around and just get it
Snipe in the fucking way. Don't move. We got a very good
Good info
I'm looting the city.
I kind of like gamebops on it.
It's kind of weird.
I've got a jacket for somebody.
They had it that recently.
I wasn't going to buy it for them.
I don't like it.
Important question.
As long as I can move while I'm repairing,
standing still repairing in a game like this is pretty rough.
Let me repair the captain's quarters.
The most important piece of the ship.
boy peanuts made with lady peanuts
they they what you heard me
oh she's my policy she's my policy
at least one person is preparing for a battle
yeah I still am curious about how the edge and exposes it with all the
pipes of exploring it at no I'm stuck guys
I'm fucking stuck oh my goodness I waited until the captain's orders
Oh, no, don't worry, I'm coming to help you.
Steps up.
All these doors are blocked, but you can open them still.
Yeah, I think if we just move it in.
Steps up, it needs to come on, come quickly.
We are being...
Come quickly, gentlemen.
I think we should have got some beads in the cabinet for this guy.
Little light delivery.
No, it's a tasteful spot.
It's a beautiful lean.
How do we go ahead beans?
It wasn't these periods of forces
work
make sure to
When you repair your rooms make sure to put your boxes back so your beans
Yeah, I'm gonna go loot this boi. I said we all do this boi. Just like this for a moment
It will be right back this
You want that right there look at that?
Summit you need one. Oh
What oh my good?
You got little gentlemen after you
Oh my goodness I just got plentiful learn
for the whole team right for the whole team for the for all the captains oh wait
and the coat cat coca-cocopies well there's not enough room for the coca-cocopies
coca-cocopies coca-cocopies coca-cocopies coca-cocopies coca-cocopies well I
could share a little a little light loot with the coca-cocopies of the
I'm gonna stretch a little bit, I'll be listening if you get shot down, okay?
Roger, Roger? Roger, Roger?
Empty, oh my god.
Back up! Back up!
They're off.
Hey, don't shoot!
Got him!
I miss to see four creatures I miss no such thing
Three beans three beans I will share these hearty beans with my heart to crew
These hearty beans
Follow me boys follow me boys beans beans the magical fruit
The more you eat them, the more you get powerful and strong.
Oh, oh, God, I see it, oh, God, I see it.
Boys, I have found an aquarist for, oh, my goodness,
a red box.
Oh, my God!
I have found my first ever blue blitz handgun.
Holy dingle.
It's all up here, up here from here.
Holy crap.
Blue blitz, boy.
If there was a song called The Blue Blitz, boy,
how would it go?
blue blitz boy blue blitz boy blue blitz boy
but little more sceptics kind of sad blue he didn't come home from war
blue blitz boy blue blitz boy
hey this is terrible he can't sing no more
blue blitz boy blue blue blitz boy
this is a way sadder again he's got he's got a lipsore
oh who blue blitz boy blue blue blitz boy
it's it's it was that whore what they gave him the lipsore with the sword blue
blue blitz boy blue blitz boy
He's going to the store, to the store, blue-blitz boy, been on his money, now he's poor, blue-blitz
boy, blue-blitz boy, blue-blitz boy.
He's joining the group corps, formerly faced, supple skin, now wrought with rash.
He trains rats as a hobby, not a profession.
Rusing bones on his ass.
I think we collected all the loot.
I think we collected all the loot that we...
There's one more spot on the roof.
I think we collected...
Have we been to the roof?
We gotta get to the roof.
The roof?
Yeah, I got to the roof.
I found blue armor and a blue hand get up there.
kind of killing it became a blue blitz boy yes that's why we keep the blue blitz
boy
are we okay yeah I think we're doing fine I think we're fine mmm explosion I think
I was me blue bitch boy
Oh
Excellent work digi excellent work. Oh my goodness
A what a walk to make a meal
You know what actually we could use naughty the room 40 key. Oh really
Yeah, good one.
Thanks, Chimney.
Thanks for ruining my fuel job!
I was about to say it too, I was about to say it.
Room 40, what is he talking about?
I knew that's what he was doing.
Soiled it. You're soiled it.
I'm robbing the bank.
You guys missed the bank? You guys missed the bank?
I missed the bank?
You missed the bank?
Time to do clothes.
What's in there is it blue is it blue?
I know
Oh much in here
Ah shots on that's
Somebody just lost this box and just auto dropped it into the oh there we go to my
it's got very dark out of nowhere holy cannoli all right I'm good to go you guys
ready to rumble could you come over here where I am and get the dome oh
there's so much here you can't miss the whole area I'm coming I'm a
gobin. Alright, good to be his dad. Let's go. Were you okay? No. I thought you guys were losing fights.
There's no all this loot over here where I'm at. If you strike with a box of Bible or
five rare items on your own, the game's progression system is designed to distribute
the spoils evenly back in the hangar so everyone benefits. Yes, that's the problem.
Asterisk. Asterisk. It's the problem. Right there lies the problem. Right there. I knew there was, I knew there was something, I knew it.
And that there lies the problem.
What about the captain's 50% tax?
There's so much bull, there's other bulls.
What about the captain's 50% tax? I'm no communist.
I have so much stuff on me.
communist
We've got a copy in the chat
Yeah, we is in the top jet that are on a stack kept those down on my mama
I run this side of the sands West I eat
Hmm
Yeah, honestly, I don't know. Oh, oh, I just found a locked door. If I can go grab that red barrel.
Yeah, I'm gonna go get Georgia.
Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This could be Max Group attention.
Oh, I need to upload.
I'm completely full.
Yo, where you at?
This could be Max Group attention.
What's Max Group attention?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, down below, down below.
Max Group attention.
Oh, good.
Oh, there's a lock here.
What's behind you?
right here what's what's in here let's go down in these parts oh my goodness oh
Oh my goodness.
Good domeski.
Yeah, I mean there's-
Oh my god!
Oh!
Holy dingle!
Oh, we need that! That's the thing we need for the upgrade that we've been looking for! Remember!
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. Listen. Listen real quick
There's this box that I've been looking for for a specific tech tree upgrade
So I actually I'm not gonna be taking any loon myself. I'm only gonna be taking this box, right?
I'm already in the box
Why don't I do this individual shit? Why don't you just let everyone have everything motherfuckers? Yeah
Yes, I don't think you understood what I said this game like you and I are in other games
I don't think you quite understanding that it's not a box and hold the loot
What is that? It's a it's a box. I've been looking for for a tech tree upgrade. I've also been looking for that box
Name it if you can have it five
she was locked box
all of the boys follow me boys
and or
the dear x out guys
there's so much stuff over here
and then i'm going to use
this is a huge box of money that i just left and i have to grab a quick for the
team for the people of america and for the people of america
this is a run serious for the run here
The server's, uh, you know, slow, so we'll be fine.
I just found blue armor for myself, too.
Oh, my God.
I blew up all these doors over here.
Tried so hard.
There's a little rifle blue. Oh, my gosh, guys.
Oh, my gosh, guys, I just found a marvel here.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
I should totally just move the ship over there, but here I am just kind of running.
Put it, put another shot off.
What, where we at?
I hear you. Oh, you're on the other side. Yeah, I'm on the back side, though.
Roger, Roger.
Follow me, boys. Follow me, boys.
Hey, did something, something, you just died. What happened?
You in trouble? Are you in danger?
I fell down the side of you.
Who's shit somebody turned our ship on?
Oh, who turned our ship on?
It's me. It's me. I'm just bringing us closer. We're lag. We're lag.
Oh, Naughty's at the helm all of these
The captain now
Not is on the realm
Massive dollars massive dollars seven hundred and sixty five crowns
Massive dollars massive dollars
Don't see are you on the roof Genji? No, I'm down below
getting this stuff and putting it
Just repair kid doing here
All right, I'm good to go whatever you guys are I think it's time to win
Fix the door guys the doors. They're just glitz. They're fixed. They're fixed. Wait, I can't walk through it
I'm following your shots I'm getting where that it takes 481,300
crowns to max the out the tech team that we'd 700 a lot that we're that's one
and five hundred easy peasy from what oh yeah this on warehouse below I see you
I'm trying to grab everything and you will it there's
I
Already told you what I'm taking out. I literally can't steal from anyone. I also have a rule
you can go in the captain's quarters when peanut is away hold on now wait a
minute hold on I'm spoken wait a second wait a second I was spoken for just a
little second there guys I have brought the ship over it's right here right here
look at us look at us easier over here I did hands we need hands I guess idea
thank you God bless you my dead fucking bodies right here we're coming
We're coming follow me big buddy boys
We got
I
Can get closer oh my jump from the ship or anything that's all that's a splendid idea
Summit a splendid idea
Oh
No, I can
I'm not I'm not tall enough to get there. I'm short.
Blue peanut. Excellent work Summit. Excellent work.
Good stuff. Does that work right there? Perfect you are. Oh you're right there right there.
Oh my goodness. Excellent. Excellent.
Yeah, there's more stuff here.
I think that was, there's cannons all over the place though.
Just scattered around.
I'm going to turn our engine off now, OK?
OK.
I think I put all of it in the middle.
So I think we pretty much got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we're good now.
We just needed to see the little, like, extra hands.
All right.
Can someone come over here and pick this up for me,
please?
Oh, here we go.
Yowl, yowl.
I'm in the world.
Of course, of course, of course, I'm very strong very strong. I can carry almost anything. Oh
Oh
Of course you gave me the happiest box did you of course? Oh
My goodness
I can handle it. I can handle it. I can handle it
Did you hold on before we leave them come back come back one one quick moment? I'm I think I see something that you might have missed
With those with the same box
Over here, quickly, quickly, quickly.
I'm getting stuck on the-
Quick, quick, look, look at this.
Hold on, have you checked?
Look at this.
Look at this here.
Huh? What's going on?
Let's go- Okay!
Oh, no!
Alright, okay.
Beautiful.
I feel like I was highly unnecessary, hi-
HIGHLY unnecessary, and I'm frankly IGNG.
Why frankly IGNG?
Why am I about to waste one can of beans
due to this atrocity?
Yeah, I'm frankly IGNG.
Right now, we're getting looted.
So much looting us.
I've been pulling them in.
I got you.
I've moved the other side of the wall on, you know, like.
Oh, look.
Perfect.
Uh, Genji, there's some bodies out here.
I will literally kill everyone.
Really?
Some bodies out here.
Grab those bodies real quick.
They leave no loot behind.
Leave no loot behind.
Oh, I think the zombies have respawned.
I think the zombies have respawned.
Watch out, Genji.
I think the zombies have respawned.
Be careful.
Very careful very careful the zombies get to be back careful duty the zombies. Oh, sorry give me
Guys everything on the boat yet or what?
I think we're good. I think we're very good. Let's go extract
Good work boys. Good work the X fact. What about just one one just one one one quick kill one one quick kill one more
There's one more quick way to the extracts. Okay. That's not fair. That's not fair. That's not fair
Beautiful.
Oh, there's not even an extract.
Oh!
There's no extract yet.
Oh yeah, with the circle close, you're right.
Honestly, we should get out with the loot that we have.
But there's no extract yet, Jiji.
We have to kill someone.
I'm going to be open soon, right?
In order to extract, you have to kill everyone else on the map.
It's a new game mode, in Storm you have to kill everyone else, you think he avoids Genji,
that's when you can leave before you kill everyone in the map.
Storm, you have to kill everyone.
Okay.
It's like that one space game, wow.
I'm getting word that you can use the beacon radio to summon some type of EXTEC or
something.
why is every time you use a radio beacon what does it even mean
yeah that's the whole thing I told you to pick up right here I got it
no look you should get the two thousand dollars because I'd rather have the two thousand dollars
I don't know
I don't think you get it because you have to sell it for two thousand dollars
there's an extract right next to us
oh yeah we're fine we're fine
with it like we have to deliver it top left yeah no no i thought you'd extract with it to give it
two thousand once that you still get it you just have to deliver it somewhere and you extract
wait hold on wait a minute i thought you just had to extract with it
I don't know what you want to do, head towards the next shack now.
Oh, the extraction is the delivery, oh!
We definitely need to, we should, it's a very limited circle.
Oh, definitely, definitely.
Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon, would you mind cleaning my gun barrel, Captain?
That purple box in there. What's that purple? That's the one I need for my deck. See this one here
Go ahead you can look at it go ahead
Now how much I'll stay on the ship right now, huh?
I need that
money to your money no oh my god oh my god keep going full speed no oh thank
goodness they could be okay can somebody test whether or not staying on
the ship works and risk their lives to die listen I'll test I'm going to I'm
willing to test okay who are you game I don't know wait
Remember all right guys right now gimmick right somebody drop that down for me
Wait a second now hold on
We hold on let me tell you something juice, but if you stay on the ship to test if you survive
You will be hailed as a hero and remembered in the halls of my father forever
Take
out some of it. Green has consumed him. Green has consumed him. It is black and
is hard. Oh my goodness. Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Oh my goodness.
Can you believe that? Hey, get it. Lemon, what are you doing in our, I'm staying in here.
Jinzy has a shotgun the triple shotgun
I found the blue one
I don't know who took it though
Jinzy lemon's trying to steal our shit
He's already he's actively
What what's going on?
Did you take a blue rifle? No, I don't have a blue rifle. I have my blue pistol because I'm the blue blitz boy
I see my captain's quarters has been completely ransacked
I
See there's been some ransacking guys
Guys put the boxes on the shelf, but you won't even the moon ground I put it down
steps in here I'm holding this boxer science to see it I can't get out of the
box get out of the hand the ship buddy I'm on the ship I'm I died
why do you jump on them because I'm a ship
get your hands off I'm respawning you literally can't get down here give me
I got so much loot on him.
He is not being discreet.
He is being discreet, that's consuming.
Gimmick literally just took half the loot of the ship and jumped off it and died.
I was blocked by an invisible wall.
Now no one gets it.
This is what greed does.
It hurts the community.
Put them.
Okay.
Maybe I should go inside to increase my chances of living.
I died.
Oh my God.
Both of you just died.
Guys, we just lost half of our loot because everyone was being greedy.
You would have to go into a lab.
Oh my goodness. Do you see that?
We would never participate in activities like that.
Literally never.
I agree with that. I agree. This might be one of the lame...
Oh my goodness.
Honestly, I blame... Listen, Naughty, you've been incredible this whole run.
It makes you
If you want double loot
But I thought it was in the plate test
Man, this shit ain't the plate test no more
Guys, make sure you hit the orange button on the bottom left of the box
It gives you a bit more loot if you're a little drunk
Oh, Refuse? Is that French?
Yeah, it's French, it's...Refuse-al
Refuse-al
Go ahead and hit that and it'll increase your loot and dig by 20%
It's a French game
The devs need to literally go to the doctor and get a brain scan for this
extract mechanic.
They literally need a brain scan.
gimmick
i think you might need a brain scan because the only one that has it rallyed
up
alright little something something
I tried to go out on time invisible wall in an open door because it was a bugged out door
So I had to go up to the top of the ship and jump off by that time the ship was too high. Oh
my goodness
green
cannon
Guys, we are where was that thing that that?
That we needed that box for the box like it wasn't he
Wait, what was it there is shovels in terrible conditions. Oh, there it is. There it is. That's something I
Got a green. Yeah, okay, so we buy this and
Then we can buy that we buy tier two weapons. We need we did a black box next week a black box
It's gonna sell us some stuff for some extra crowns get a couple extra crowns. I didn't want to extract
Box radio
Oh, here we go perfect and when a giant ship is hauling your
ship into the air, no audio, just silent, complete silence.
You have no idea you're ascending into the air, yards and yards above the
earth.
Yeah, I see that.
There's no sound cues that the entire ship is being levitated off the
earth, a football field in the air.
And I mean if you're jumping from 20 yards up into sand, it's gonna
kill you.
I don't get it okay. I that part might actually be true
That no no
No, all right. I'll do it and you're sure that the sands of Jupiter's moon
by the same sands
Sands, but let me go. Let me go the gravity on Jupiter's moon really quickly get a chat GPT
calculation
I'm putting two repair kits on the ship and a green cannon.
Thoughts?
Love it.
I'm putting green 80mm ammo.
W?
Apparently it's actually significantly lower than Earth.
You may be right. You could be right.
But I will say that there is no moon called Sophie in real life.
It was kind of weird because why wouldn't they use a real moon's name?
Because it's not like anyone has copyright in Jupiter or its moons.
It feels like they should have just taken one of the moons from Jupiter instead of making
up a fake moon.
Maybe I'm missing something.
Oh, the story?
Yeah, let me add the story.
I can think of it.
I'm thinking.
Oh, Sophie's Choice.
Oh, it was Sophie's Choice.
she got to call the shots on that one.
Selfies choice.
Yeah, it was, it was Selfies choice.
Yes.
I'm getting, I'm getting more than a Selfies choice.
Selfies choice.
And it's Sophie's world.
Wait, the ship is fixed.
Why didn't it give us the cool ship?
I think it was bugged.
I think it was a bug situation.
Oh.
Oh, so if I resave, do it, do a resave, do a resave.
I resaved, I resaved.
And I think we're good to go now.
I have the cocky grandpa.
I have to build it.
Hold on, wait a second.
The cocky grandpa?
I've got the cocky grandpa.
I'm bringing out the 70 with my bullets.
So you can be riveting.
Oh, there we go.
Yep, I've got the new cocky grandpa.
I've got the new cocky grandpa.
It's updated more, more storage, plenty of more storage.
I'm surprised we're winning fights.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Winder why with our feet was there a lack of weaponry? That's all wait boys. I will I will say I'm looking for a black
box. Have you seen one?
Please that's a bit like box of a ship. Yeah. Oh, I need one of those. I need one of those to upgrade my weapons
I'll see tons of weapon parts. Okay, so I'm gonna collect weapon parts and I just been selling selling selling. Oh
My goodness, I just I just remembered I sold like 400 of the weapon parts
I like two games ago.
That was stupid.
Also, I'm pretty sure that we didn't get a single weapon,
but this last game, because Gimmick took them all
and screwed games.
2008, the housing market crashed in New York off the ship.
Well, you looted me, so whose fault is it?
I couldn't take anything out of my boxes and hold shit.
Did you change the ship?
Yes.
Took the wrong box.
Yeah, I have the-
Took the wrong box.
Mom, I-
What the fuck?
I gotta read-
Put my gear bag, I think.
Hm?
Wait, where the fuck did my-
My gear just went into the void.
What the hell?
Hold on.
I'm gonna bring my blue weapon and my blue armor this time.
Massive, massive come up.
I think I-
I believe in this team now.
I believe in this team.
Boys, I believe in this team.
I believe in this team.
Do you see the time with this this team?
What did you say?
We are the A team.
We deserve to extract every time.
That's true.
Did we all extract?
No, about half of us.
We get to the extract.
We do everything right.
We kill our enemies.
We sweat our asses off for an hour.
And we all get to the extract safely.
But half of us die because the extract is the way it is.
Don't say that all again. Yeah, you get you run that might be what I'm trying to say is we're getting fucked
Just
Is not happy be out of good thing give it is not
Listen give it give it what just happened to you is probably having to be the last seven raids in a row
Ready up
Have repair kits though. I didn't get any repair kits from that
We're gonna die to me. Oh, yeah, three after three. I just said they have to re-put your shit. We got nothing yelling
I was yelling. Yeah, look at the crew outfitting bro. Literally my loadout. Yeah
Greed
Increased the gravitational pull toward the moon and killed him read that was our downfall
it was literally an actual downfall.
Did you know that squirrels are the only mammal
that don't die from fall damage at terminal velocity?
Huh?
Terminal velocity is that...
They can like, uh, they can claw it and shit, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just how their bodies work.
Terminal velocity is the fastest that an object could fall.
So like we have a certain terminal velocity,
a count of a certain terminal velocity,
and a-
Is it a terminal velocity like the speed of like,
which you die?
No, terminal velocity is the fastest that you'll get
if you start falling,
let's see if you start free falling from the stratosphere.
It's the fastest you'll get up to.
You'll drop that.
Yeah, and squirrels no matter how high you drop them,
they won't die.
Mm-hmm.
Because they got balloon bones.
The balloon bombs, they're filled with rice and sand.
Yeah, they're like hacky sacks.
Type shit, yeah, we've got khaki pants on
and that's what kind of breaks their fall.
It's a hacky sack, khaki pants, balloon bomb situation.
It's just a certified, certified hacky sack.
Certified.
And how do you know this?
I, I, I, I, I'm,
He's subscribed to the science today.
Science today.
Let's go.
Al, You got me! Oh, You got me!
Al, you got me! I was bad. You caught me!
Oh, my goodness! This is embarrassing!
Al, my goodness... you caught me! Oh, my goodness.
You caught me!你 Got me!
He got me! I was... Oh my goodness!
Al caught me!
What's going on?
You got me. You caught me! I was bad.
drag the cannons and blotters.
What…what?
I got one of them!
What? What? What?
I got all of them! Oh, my God!
What the g-
I know you can get- you know you can get it!
They're already on the move!
Follow the cannons, follow the cannons!
They're on the move!
Ammy mission, ammy mission!
Oh my god, this guy right there!
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
That's what we're saying!
Ammy mission, who has the ammo? Who has the-
What do I do? I'm putting it in here.
I'm putting it in here.
Rock it!
Bring in three, two, one.
Look at my-
RUN A MOMMENT!
This is the shortest way to run!
You guys are really close.
Thank you. Thank you, Shepard.
I'm just eating it.
Wait, does he have a fuel rod?
They can put it in there?
We'll go faster.
Uh...
I gotta give him a book.
They have a fuel rod!
They have a fuel rod?
No.
Fuel rod.
Let me hear a lot of fuel.
Don't in there, Gigi!
Don't in there!
No one in there, Gigi! Don't in there!
Lock it!
I got it on the leg. I hit it on the leg.
Oh my god, they're badgers!
They used the fuel! They're cooking!
Oh my god!
SHUT!
Oh, we're gonna hit this mountain.
No we're not. No we're not.
Oh
Holy shit
They're right
I haven't hit a single shot yet
Oh my god, this was one person.
This was one person.
Oh my goodness.
How is the solo in this game?
Oh my goodness.
Oh yeah, watch, watch, watch.
How, how, how did he get put in this server?
It was a six man.
Is it someone got the black box?
I got it, I got it.
Let's be clear though.
That's not our fault.
That man got put in to a full lobby.
He doesn't even have a doctor at the end.
That is not our responsibility, all right?
We did what we were supposed to do.
Mm-hmm.
Anyway, we're moving on.
We're moving on.
You guys on the ship?
This bad boy.
You guys on the ship?
Oh, the other captain's quarters.
Go ahead, the other captain's quarters.
of the cameras. There we go. There we go boys. There we go.
Wow. He was flying the black mugs. He's flying the black
mugs. Please. Oh, I'm not glad you I think what happened
there was a simple case of skill issue. Uh huh. Yeah, I hate
to see it. You hate to see it but it dies out. You didn't have
much to learn though. Yeah, you probably learned a lot.
Yeah. We're we're like a teacher doing it. First thing
Any question on the panel is to ensure your safety.
Very true.
Very true. We've all had to learn that before.
See that guy's hitting the bottle of Jack Daniels and playing Minecraft right now.
I am almost certain.
that's
received where the gimmick is about to show
the best fucking time is going to do this time
i've received it is literally about to shoot
not
it was
like i said
hey gimmick
oh you just got shot gimmick
oh shit
i noticed you're not talking to me
You didn't just kill me!
My bad. You're doing great. Good chance of it.
Give it! Just kill me!
There's a mutant on the set! There's a mutant!
There's a mutant on the set!
Got him! Got him! Got him!
Got him! Got him!
Don't worry, Lemon. Don't worry, Lemon.
I've delivered Judges swiftly and quickly.
No, I think I deserve some of Give It's Beans for what he did to me there.
I think I deserve a little bit of both of y'all's Beans.
The beans, the beans.
I can't take my beans.
Two beans will do.
You don't have to take my beans.
Two beans will do.
Captain Scott, Captain Scott of the beans.
Wait, who took my gun?
Can you guys get ready to shoot?
We're going to be coming up on a location here soon.
Wait, who took my gun?
Lemon!
I didn't take your gun.
Peanut!
I asked you to take your gun.
I swear to God I didn't take your gun.
That's the gun.
Who had the, who brought out a revolver?
Let me see your gun, Lemon.
Don't have a gun
I think we maybe under attack lemon just died we have definitely under attack
I
Did I lose I'm losing all of me gay ball of you boys. Yeah, I guess this is it
Quick looting a quick looting light taste for looting
This is tad bit. Just a smidgen. There's this midget. There's this smidgen
Oh
More beans
Oh, 298 smackles.
A most peaceful looting experience.
Oh, 297 smackles.
Oh, I've got many smackles on me.
Many smackles.
lots and lots of smackles
fantastic fantastic all my goodness was i'm i'm getting looted i'm getting looted
up
i think uh...
you know that has your gun
i have no one's god
Genuinely, I've no one's got don't come get me has it both of the guns
Someone stole my gun and I don't know which one of you is lying through your damn
It was not how I got two guns
So it was both of you the key of the big teller window
We guys I'm getting with the key down here at the bank. Oh, I found a key. I found a key. Where does this go?
Locked boxes and crates. Oh, it's a box keys now. We can open the next box. Oh, perfect
perfect perfect
All right looks like this is all lose I'm gonna take this box back
Than I thought it was
Yeah, I'm sorry to disappoint you. There's a place we need to blow up right here. Anyone have C4. Um, I
I think I saw it wait there wasn't there a red barrel we could
okay I got it yeah we might want to use a red barrel before a C4 just to see about
resources okay sure somebody's got the red barrel yeah I saw it right around here
was a barrel of the red type anymore sucks this be wise trash okay there's no
red trash just teeny it's a teeny weenie was if you did one solo mission to
one of these POIs at the Discodaddle, you can get so rich.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
I mean, if you really wanted to grind it out, it's been like 12 hours in a day, go into
a POI, get out, go to a POI, get out, go to a POI, get out.
I mean, you'd be rolling with me.
I put the key in your room, did you, in one of the boxes.
We where's the rest of the POIs, is it?
Yeah, this POI is the way it is.
Oh my goodness.
I said, is that teeny weeny?
Hey, hold on, wait, someone's burning in the distance.
Oh, that's the person we get.
Well, should we just go ahead and use the...
Oh, C4 then?
We could, we could, that would, yeah, we, yeah,
we could do that.
Or...
Or... Or we could position the cannons of the ship
So perfectly that the shot bounces through the front door off the stairs up the right stairs
Of the next item state. Okay, add some rubber. All right
All right, that'll work that'll work too. That'll that works. Oh, there's a red box in here. I think uh
People need it for their tech tree somebody
It's megan satan said to play devils advocate here you're extracting out into space at mach 600
With no spaces, it makes sense.
You have to be on the steel space ship.
That does make sense.
Guys, I'm getting word that when you extract,
when the ship gets taken, right, at the end,
the ship flies away at mock fuck,
and you have no spacesuits,
so it's only logical that you die immediately.
Science checks out.
Science does check out.
Was that a scientist in chat who gave that comment there?
Yes, that was an oral swifer heathen.
And the thing.
He is a renowned scientist in Germany.
So our decks are made of wood.
Yes.
Wood, wood, and wood just turn into riddle.
No, no, this is space wood.
This is space wood.
Oh, it's space wood.
This is your confusing space wood with regular wood.
And that's a common mistake because they look very similar space wood right is infused with
right rat piss rat piss
Which so are our makes it is so is our mattresses and our in our rugs and our rugs
Which makes it space proof you see got it. Mm-hmm
But not just any rats space rats
space rat piss I
I see. Okay. I'm writing all
this down. Which one should we
take? We take the district
officer's portable seat because I
know we need to move. This is
obviously rare. We are
technically saying get off anyone
we kill, but I feel like we
take to get a move on.
I
You read that's I'm thinking let's put the black box upstairs
Oh, we're good to go. We're good to send sale
Captain captain gives the all clear
All clear all clear captain, which is me. Oh
I'm so sorry. I did not know you were doing that I
I hit oh one second miss you see you are miss you are good to go good to go
isn't it no cuz I have one
there's ammo in there what's that oh there is ammo oh my god this is oh my
God, I've never used one before.
You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me.
What a fool, what a fool.
What a fool.
You can't be in the captain's quarters.
I'm so sorry, Naughty. You can't not be in the captain's quarters.
It's a rule. I hate the rule, but I don't make the rules.
The co-captain to the co-captain.
You're gonna have to speak. Naughty, listen.
If you want to speak to the captain in the captain's quarters,
you're gonna have to speak to the co-captain of the co-captain
of the co-captain of the co-captain first.
Which is gonna be Laban Smith.
And he has to get permission from the co-captain of the co-captain of the co-captain, which is Genji.
And he's gonna have to get permission from the co-captain of the co-captain, which is Summit.
Who's gonna have to get permission from the co-captain, which is gimmick.
And he's gonna have to get permission from me, the captain.
I see. Okay. We're in a command right now. Hello, Levin.
Yes, Naughty. Listen, when he leaves, I'm gonna say the secret password.
Caliburimbo is roost all right when I say Caliburimbo's roost you rush in right you grab it you get it
I'll I'll stand guard for it for a minute
Oh, it's a great day out here lolly lolly
Man what a wonderful day it is
I just want you to show Caliburimbo's roost
Uh-huh beautiful show about a little reason
against you that
has to be the way to busy
muster right away
very good
it's not here
muster bed in the south
the way
oh
back down the hatches
batting
batting batting the hatches
they shot us they shot us
this means war
they're shooting
this means war
I'm getting to think that there are.
Yeah, do we have any?
They're shooting at us.
Oh, there's two.
They just hit Levin.
I'm pissing blood?
Go right behind, put our good side out of here, put our good side out of here, right?
There's two of them!
Stop it!
There's two of them!
Some of them are right, right, right!
Holy shit, they might be allied.
They have to be allied.
Are you sure they're allied?
I'm gonna show them the allied place.
They're not shooting each other.
That's true, that's true.
I feel like two is actually easier to split these two driver. Oh, I hit one of their legs
But I'm having boys that I'm having
I think my block not having my block right now. I won't lie
Let him have it! Let him have it!
Oh, I hit the reactor.
Reactor hit.
Am I hit the reactor as well?
Triple that motherfucker in the front!
Shoot his leg!
Oh, his leg's down. He just took one out.
Let him have it!
Oh, just destroyed a leg as well!
Fire!
Madam, I'm back!
You're the best!
God, God, you should get the one, you should get the one now, boy!
I said you got him!
You got the other guy!
Under the next, under the next!
Madam, I'm back!
I'm back!
Oh, thank God I didn't...
Destroyed so much.
I'm down. I'm down right now, but they it's in a decent like
They smoke this we can't see anything
I'm going in
All right
I'm going I'm going I'm going
Should we not do this side?
Yeah, side to side in the second aid
Side to side in the second aid
Ready, ready, ready, ready
What the
Oh, I'm shooting the shield
Oh my god, oh my god
They have shield, they have shield
There's two in the desert
There's two on board
What's about to say that
That guy is resilient
That guy is resilient!
Bucket it boys! Bucket it!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
There's one close!
We don't want to get hurt!
I got the wheel out!
Let him have it! Let him have it boys!
Let him have it!
Don't hold on! Don't hold anything back!
Dad! Dad! Dad! We're good!
We've got it! We've got it!
Oh, well, hold on.
I'm coming.
I'm going lightning speeds.
I just got hit with my bunny.
Did you have my stuff?
American sniper.
No, no, it's not the ground.
I'm preparing the legs.
I can't see.
I need a little walkie.
Come back here.
Come back here at once.
I'm down.
I'm at the long rest.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm at the long rest.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay.
Guys, guys, we're about to lose this. We're about to lose this.
We gotta lock it. We gotta lock it.
We gotta repair.
We gotta repair. I'm... I'm... we spotted.
I'm repairing. I'm repairing.
Repair, repair, repair. I'm gonna put...
On me, on me, on me.
Move, move, move, move, move!
Lock it!
I got it!
We're gonna get about those guns, boys, but you know what?
get about those guns don't you worry oh my god they just destroyed it oh my god
they just destroyed us oh my goodness
it's got the C4 got the C4 got the C4 no one died
keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting
I'm gonna shoot I'm gonna shoot
I did
keep firing
get him flying smoke down we can't see shit
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. I mean, I mean, we've got shot from his
just came out of nowhere.
I don't know, I'm getting shot from literally nothing.
The bullet's down there.
I'm seeing the bullet came out of thin air.
I saw it.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, yeah, there's a cheetah.
There's something going on over there.
There, that's a cheetah right there.
That's going to be a cheetah.
That's going to be a hacker right there.
Dude, I'm telling you, you should see my speed.
These bullets are coming out of genuine nowhere.
genuine thin air.
It's great on this not hit it. I mean, there's it. Oh my goodness. You see that you see that
You're not doing over
That's you that's you
I
Bet you left you left you left you
I don't know you better
I don't know if that's possible
It's up to you to see and mr. New Juiceman you guys got this captain on him
I'm gonna make a life for myself out here boys.
This motherfucker let me just running into the goddamn sand.
I'm gonna come right for him right here.
Wait, there's shit.
Let him go.
Do you think the ship is screwed?
I can't.
It's true.
You guys really want to make it true?
Why don't you keep putting my gun on me?
Did you find the reactor and do damage to it?
I didn't go.
Let's do it.
Do it boys.
Oh god.
That's a bad guy on you.
I tried to secure a truce.
I saw that.
That was down here.
That was very down here.
You did great, Truce, but you did great.
I nearly, nearly got it.
The guy who killed me said that he noticed
that there's a cheater on the other ship.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Not their ship.
Conveniently attacked us.
Dude, I shot a guy three times,
and he's not even done it.
The gunfire misses.
I had a shotgun shot, dude.
Like I saw every single tracer go straight through his body and it didn't get a hit marker.
Oh.
I don't think that's your last shot cause it's pretty, pretty crazy.
Oh, he's pulling out the moves on you.
You hit him, how many times?
Wait, what's the fight?
Oh, wait, he's not the...
He's not the...
What?
He's not...
What?
And you're gonna revolve or two?
I don't understand the gunplay needs
Oh good. Oh good heavens. Oh good heavens. Oh
This is the most intense battle I've ever seen
Oh my goodness.
I don't think they can respond.
If you kill this guy, you might be able to just go
oh, they're behind you.
This is the most intense blood I've seen.
Man.
The stakes are high.
Hi there.
What?
I don't understand.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
They came up and worked me up at high there.
Oh.
Boys, I thought you used to have seen how me and Donny died.
It was out of thin air.
Thin air.
Genuinely the wind!
In that time it was the wind!
It was the fucking wind, uh...
It was the wind all along!
The winds are dangerous.
Very dangerous. Very dangerous.
You've got to consider that.
Very dangerous.
Did your armor regenerate that fast?
No, it didn't.
I think there's hit registry issues on the game.
Dude, I hit every time.
This may be shocking.
So many times, and it would show blue.
And I'm like, how?
Yeah, it may be hit registry, hit registry problems.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, someone has casted themselves into the shadow world.
I'm going into the shadow realm.
It's been an honor to fight along your side, everybody.
Good luck in your future, maids.
Godspeed.
Will you gather all of the sand into your pockets?
Oh, I will be gathering so much sand.
Too much sand.
Well, boys, I think that that has saddened me greatly.
and i think it is time to to retire
what do you think? what do you think we should play another one?
are we playing another one or not?
what did you say? Mr. Summit?
is there really going to have five as well when we're down a personal?
that's true, very true, very true
You know what my favorite thing is, is someone says put a pole up if I should in-stream as
if that pole would ever save it one thing.
Yeah.
Everybody.
Yeah.
It's time.
It's time Mr. Pina.
It's time.
Let's just wreck it up.
It's time to play the game.
What are we doing?
Are we done?
Time to play the game!
I'm still wrestling, I'm still wrestling with the idea.
I would say I'm 75% wanted to get up 25% wanted to stay on.
What about you boys?
Double defeats will do that.
We only lost once but it's the thought that counts.
I fell off the ship last time so I personally am being double defeats.
I'm pretty satisfied with that, I feel like I have been satisfied.
I feel like I have been satisfied.
Fuck it, I fucking named two.
I mean fuck it, I was coming all the whole time.
Yeah, Naughty was coming everywhere.
I was.
We all got to the end of the couple path.
Yes.
Metaphorically speaking.
Yes.
road or whatever. The golden brick road. The golden the yellow brick road. The yellow brick road.
Yellow golden yellow brick road. Because I'm not gonna lie to you I I I think that we might have
been killed a glitch and not a cheater because those shots did come out of literally nowhere
but I feel like it'd be more likely that the game simply didn't render the person than someone
already has hacks on Dane too. It seemed more likely. I hit a guy point blank with the shotgun.
He didn't die. I shot him again, swatched all my tracers, go through his body, didn't get a hit marker,
and then I shot a third time, missed completely, like five feet to the right, it killed him.
So yeah, pretty sure, pretty sure that there's just a little, you know,
A little light finessing that needs to be done.
A bit of tweaking.
Yes.
Just tasteful finesse.
A bit of tweaking.
All right, later my fuckers.
See you some.
Have a good one, boys, have a good one.
Boys, I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
Oh, Mr. Rest in Peace, David.
What is one good man good?
I'm mad.
And Mr. Suisse,
I'm gonna go ahead and get out of boys. I think that tomorrow guys honestly boys. I am so addicted to this game. I
Am so addicted to this game. This game is so fire
We have to try the tarcom event though this weekend at some point by the way for those of you that didn't hear at the
beginning of the stream I said let me take the updated results let me take the
updated results I put an announcement in my discord and I said I said I said boys
I have a huge dilemma I've been looking forward to this five game 1v1
gauntlet with hutch and I've been saying it would be on Friday this week so that
be today. And I said, well, then we found raids or sands, raiders of Sophie. And I also heard
about a new talk of a event that sounds phenomenal. And so I put up a vote to push the huts one
by one the next Friday, and the vote came out 9,950 to 1000. We're pushing in favor
So we are pushing, we are pushing that, we're very close.
Neck and neck, neck and neck.
We're gonna go ahead and push that to next Friday,
and we're gonna play Sands Raiders of Sophie,
and whatever the shit I just said,
the new Tarkov event all week long, that's the plan.
That's the plan, so hopefully whoever you are,
that was very set on seeing the 1v1 gauntlet,
are not too disappointed.
Only one by one vote crazy. I know I know oh the amount of
Required to push huts would be incredible
I think God that's why it's ten to one. That's why we have ten thousand
That's why we have ten thousand on the vote
We needed our some a sum of gentlemen to help us with that bring a fort with
Nah, nah, not even.
You would need one of those trucks
that make school buses look like toy cars.
The ones you see in the construction sites on TikTok.
All right, boys, have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, gang.
Good night, now.
Oh, Mr. Made of Whimble, Whimble, Whimble, Whimble,
good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Boy, by the way, actually, I have one good question,
boys.
Is that, because honestly, boys,
I'm telling you, this game is so good.
Do solo lobbies put you in solo lobby?
No, it doesn't, obviously.
We just six-man as a single person.
But maybe he clicked it wrong.
Does it action?
Does it put you in solo lobbies if you play solo?
Yes, if you choose that option.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, good heavens.
All right, okay, all right.
That's actually very good.
I was saying, if there's some,
there's some people that ain't got no friends.
That should be a big problem for this game.
some guys they ain't got no compadres they ain't got no amigos by the way boys if you don't have
amigos and you want to play this game with amigos you can just join the bungalow discord this guy's
playing here all the time i guarantee you join one random channel sit there for two and a half minutes
five bungalows will show up at once and aid your cars and aid your cars up in a random empty
And boom there will be there to aid your guys
all right, good night gang have a good one
Good night boys. Good. Not how do you do the discount x-ray what this could you just turn it up?
Good night everybody. Good night now gang. Have a good one. Good night everybody. Good night now gang
Have a good night. Now tonight everybody good
Good night now everybody have a have a good night now good night
Now again have a good have a good one everybody good night now
Good night now gang, have a good one, good night, rest up, rest easy now gang, rest easy,
and very well lay your head on your soft pillow and have a splendid night.
Good night, good night.
Good night everybody, rest up, rest easy now, good night now gang, have a good one, good night everybody, good night now everybody.
Have a good one good night everybody good night now gang have a good one good night. Good night everybody have good night now
Good night
good night
Good night
Gimme some pussy.
I want some fucking pussy!
Fuckwit!
I prerecorded a fucking fuckwit, you son of a bitch!
I like this shit!