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I had to let the intro run a little long there, sorry about that, I dozed off some nice cold.
Voodoo Rangers and the lady showed up like right then, right as the intro was going on.
So that's what was going on, but I have a quiet, I have a quiet, the sweet succulents
of life.
The nectar of the gods.
Nature's liquid.
That last one sounded a little bit more gross, but that's, I couldn't think of a clever third
one.
Cheers, gentlemen, cheers, boys!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ah, delicious.
Delicious, you're just boys, let me tell you something.
I get more addicted to this game.
I'm not muted!
Oh my God, I thought I could ignore it.
I thought I could ignore it for like two or three minutes,
and then it would go away, and it didn't.
It simply did not.
Oh my God.
I fuck all of you, fuck all of you.
You know what?
Anyone that's sad-muted is, is, is, is abstained.
Abstained from this week's Fuck the Fan Friday.
You have no chance of winning.
Fuck the Fan Friday.
You are out.
You are out of the competition.
You are out, out.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yeah, how do you like that, huh?
How's that?
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. That's right. There. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah
Now you see the consequences of your actions now don't you now you see now you see the error of your ways
Now I have you now. I have you right where I want you
That city just already coming back up
What's I said I said something I say something was I said that's what I said something right before the
I could have swore I was saying something was I saying something I was saying something
I know oh yeah I have gotten more addicted to this game every passing day I played to
him and let me tell you boys it is scintillating it is scintillating and I have learned so much
I know the last couple days you've seen us, nothing but torment and suffering, death and
destruction and we have lost almost every battle.
I have learned as the great king of Rome once said, don't fact check that or what I'm about
to say or anything else I say on this dream.
You can only learn from your failures.
That's what he said, that's what he said, that's what he said.
He never said that, ban that guy, literally ban that guy, ban that guy right there, right
there.
He said it and I have learned so much, I have learned, I basically, I make a mind, I make
a mind of the sand raiders of Sophie, I have learned, we would not lose at one time.
We will not even lose one time unless it is completely on purpose.
Now let me introduce the team, we are missing 33% of it, but that's fine, we'll grab him
very soon.
Mr. Kimmick!
Hello!
Hello, good job, you on this fine day?
Oh my god dude, I woke up this morning and I swear there's just a little glow.
Looked in the mirror
I looked in the mirror, and I got an instant erection now. I'm still processing
How to feel about that? That's my I think it's a good thing. I think it might be some therapy later on, but not tonight
Cheers boys
I'm ready for these sands. Let me take what's getting to the exam one where the hell is mr. Rob's rat
where the hell is
5.29 in the PM.
I know.
Can you believe this?
I'm texting my save joint quickly at once.
Now listen, I was hoping to do this while he was here,
but there's something very important I have to show you,
gimmick, I couldn't sleep last night.
So I played solo, sand, raiders, and Sophie, like five games.
Right?
Oh my god.
Actually, first game, it just kicked me out of the game.
won't let me reconnect after I looted like three POIs and killed like two guys.
Um, or in Flint, that was really fun.
But let me, let me show you something.
Would you mind taking a look at my screen with this thing?
Let me pull you up real quick.
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up.
Okay, all right.
Tonight I would like to win.
I would like to advance, progress more than anyone has progressed ever.
Yes, yes.
Oh, oh my god, so I have a similar I have a symbol the greatest team
This world has yeah
Yeah
What the hell?
Whatever getting worse what what what is that? What are you talking about? What?
What?
What gimmick is there a problem is there a problem is there a problem I
could say I can't well anything what am I gonna get over and every one of your
thumbnails a week now I'm gonna be a skeleton breath the fresh air gimmick
you look you look not a day over 85 all right amazing I mean what moisturizer do
you use your skin looks oh my god you look like you could just if you just
tugged on my cheeks the skin would peel off it's very harsh out these hands it's
unfortunately listen gimmick the reason you look the oldest in here is because
it's where the desert peanuts obviously have a natural resistance yes to that
and officer hasn't played this game yet except for today so you are gonna be the
only one aging in such fashion all right well surely surely it's just temporary
like it's just that's not wrinkles it's just a little schmutz yeah it's a
little waterway it's a little bit of water where schmutz now let me let me
show you the second thing I have drawn up the master plan okay officer gimmick
Peanuts. Us three. Us three. Let me tell you, now this is serious. I know, listen, I don't know why everybody's saying I don't want, this is actually serious, I actually do have a real plan. I actually have a real, a real plan.
So far so good. A real plan. A real plan. Number one, the simplest part is we share all the loot. You can take one unopenable box for your tech tree, such as 1989.
Sardinia which is kind of weird because I'm pretty sure this game is based in 1910. I think I heard officer Google it
That is the plan for looting. Oh, that's why it's so expensive because it's from the future. It's from the future
It's from the future also. Wait. Can you scroll back then to the first part? Yep. Hmm. What's the am I stand?
Oh, I'm standing further away
Yes, yes, you're standing about ten meters back. That's right. Yeah, okay
Yeah, no, I just had to yeah, okay now. Let me tell you the actual plan
I've learned this from playing solo. I am not even joking
Listen carefully number one you suit the legs get oh my god
We're going up now. All you have to do is get one or two legs
Whatever right okay, you aim for the compartments that are directly in front of the engine
Unless you have a really good cannon shot if you don't have a good cannon shot
Don't waste your time if you're like okay. There's like a 50-50 shot
I can hit that guy go ahead and hit him on the cannon you're mean you're right right now listen this is a motion thread
Okay, yeah, we're not going for the engine engine is the third. I'm telling you listen when I was playing solo
I learned something insane
Okay, you destroy a compartment. It's literally as if the compartment didn't exist at all at ever
Right, so what you do is you shoot the compartments in front of the engine you then identify where the smoke is right look for the smoke and
You shoot directly under the smoke because your bullets will go straight through his ship into the engine because again as I said when you destroy
Compartments, it's as if they literally don't exist not that there's a hole in them
Not that you can't hit the sides of them. It's as if they literally don't have collision boxes. So all you do is find the smoke
Able little under it and just pound it and just pound it.
Oh, they little, yeah.
Double, triple, maybe triple reverse psychology.
Triple reverse.
New tech?
That is new tech alert.
That is new tech.
Oh, nobody's going to be thinking of this.
Okay, all right.
So should we not aim for enemy cannons?
Is that-
Well, let me start over.
Number one, the legs.
Yeah.
yeah number two unless there's stock of course number two you go for the the the compartment
engine combo right right but unless you have a good shot on a cannon because what was happening to me
and in in single player right because i was like oh wait i shoot oh i see it yeah cannons if good
shot okay yes yes because what i was doing in single player i was like oh i gotta shoot the
cannons next but i was hitting like one in ten shots because there was not a great shot
And I was just wasting tons of time while they were pelting me you do this the component engine combo
Unless you have a good shot, but there's like a 50-50 shot you can hit backhand it all right
God okay, all right, it's all clicking so far. I mean this is 100% retention rate
Okay, and and if you follow all of these stacks
Yeah, did you draw a picture of a station or a pile of gold?
We will be kings.
Oh my god.
King of the desert.
We will be kings of the desert.
Massive penises.
I mean massive.
That's why I have to stand so far back.
You know what, I'm even gonna make your penis into one ball, add another ball, and increase
the girth.
Oh my god.
Yep.
Oh, it's bigger than the whole body.
Yep.
Yep.
That's how that is.
At least you'll die happy.
And there's a sun.
There's also a sun at the top left.
If you notice, that took a little bit to draw.
Yep.
I was just hoping for a little appreciation.
Oh, it's very realistic.
Thank you.
I mean, the...
Thank you.
It was that...
The art style of Renault?
Um, that is actually derived based off an inspiration of Picasso's late work to middle work.
Oh, late to middle work.
In the end, he got a little bit fawn sway with the interior of the minimalistic designs,
especially in the quadrants of the top and left.
But in reality, nobody really represents the ending of Picasso's art forms.
It's mostly the middle to late.
Hey, guys, am I right?
Am I right in saying that?
You know, I read the other day that Picasso was a real piece of shit.
Really?
He would like cheat on his friend's girlfriend or something, and he made his friend shoot
himself in front of him.
This is true story.
He's a real sat, he's a real saty guy.
Cheating on your friend's girlfriend.
That I don't, you have to explain to me the steps there, but, but, wow, that's second
That's something like that. Listen, the facts are blurry. The facts are blurry.
It's wild stuff. But boy, you put a paintbrush in his hand.
Yeah, let me tell you, he may have his friends shoot themselves in front of him,
but let me tell you, you need a picture. Otherwise, you need a painting. You need to remember a moment
that you got your man you got your man got your guy mm-hmm so summit what we're
gonna play with three people and then later on we're playing right give it
was that the play we're gonna play three people and then later on we're gonna
expand to six grab juice man jiggy and looks like summit well juice man is is
camping right now so summit is so low I promise you ass summit say summit you
want to play in a four-man group and six-man lobbies he will say fuck no he
said yes I just asked it point one say you really have time to go ask also it
doesn't matter I I am playing with three people and then we'll move to six later
on tonight we'll grab seven we'll be rich yes once we're filthy rich we'll show
They're going to be so jealous, Steve.
They're going to be so jealous.
They're going to be so jealous.
They're going to conserve us?
Oh, my God.
They'll be begging for the tech.
They'll be begging for the tech.
You said you don't love him?
I love Summit.
I would do the things I would do to his butthole.
The things I would do to his butthole.
Oh, my God.
I will say that we could instantly skip the three-mans and go straight to the six-mans,
but I really wanted to play three-mans.
I'm down with that.
Six-mans are a little crazy.
little crazy I don't mind the chaos but it definitely is a lot now I don't
contribute to the chaos myself since I'm very soft-spoken of course level ahead
as well calm and collected trying to make I like to stay cool I like to stay
cool in hot battles so it's you know I don't feel any guilt or responsibility
but it does get a little chaotic because of some other people like some that's
always yelling yeah yeah he's kind of one of those loud equal funny guys you
know yeah yeah one of those loud equal funny guys but I mean I love them but
you know yeah I mean I'm down I'm honestly I'm down for either but a
three-man does sound nice to warm up it's officer that's what I was I was
gonna be warm up with you me an officer on a three-man and then later on we move
on to the the six-man chaos accent I mean I like it I like it there's one
problem though I'm saying in this what there's one fatal flaw but surely you
can pick up on it. Surely you can pick up on the one fatal flaw in our plan. What would
that be? Officer is still not here. Where is this fucker? Listen, I'm gonna call him.
I'm gonna call him. I'm calling him right now on the phone. Here we go. I'm calling
him. I'm calling him right now.
The call has been.
Oh shit, we can hear that.
Oh, um, he's on his way.
I just talked to him.
He's on his way.
he will be here shortly. Wait a minute. That's not what the, does he sound? That's, does he do have, oh he does a fake voice?
He does a fake voice. Yeah. Yeah. Like a, like a nice 40 year old mom. No, that's, yeah, yeah, he, yeah, that was, he said he was, he said he was stuck in traffic and uh, and he's on the way.
right. Oh, perfect. So, that's
good. That's that's always good
to hear. That's always good to
hear. Um, okay, we're going to
do a quick quick. He said run.
He said run a quick two man.
He said run a quick two man.
Perfect. And uh, and uh,
and say he said we'll be right
there. Beautiful.
Let's do the same. Let's uh,
let's go ahead. Let's go ahead and
do the same. I'm in. Shoot me
that code. I'm I'm booted up
I see to an invite. Do you see it? Oh? Oh, I'll do that instead. I can also send you a quick code if needed
See see
That's there's a quick code for you makes it. Oh, you have to select your character before the invites
Except
There we are
Oh
Okay, all right. We all know do we have a three-man? I made a ship for me an officer
I don't know if it worked for three. You know what fucking I call it the veteran recluse
That's what we're gonna use we use the veteran recluse
Yes, it's quite extravagant it is quite extravagant
No, wait, hold on wait. Let me hold on. Oh my god. I'm being such a buffoon. I'm oh I'm such a buffoon
Boys how does this look for a two to three man ship? I think this looks pretty good. I think this looks pretty nice
Do you like to go in with like?
Are you gearing up or are you going in with just a little pistol?
Yeah, I gotta just go with the pistol to hit a pui real quick. You know what I mean?
Same yeah, I feel like I feel like I always we win every five. Have you ever lost a fight?
Never lose a fight never
Not even a die.
You know we could do we could get summit and then when officer eventually joins in a week or so then we go to six-man beam
Sound good to me
Absolutely gorgeous. Yeah, actually no I'm not gonna do that unless everyone compliments my ship
If I see even one person say my ship is ash, we're going in two men.
Everyone must pay a compliment.
It must be a unique compliment.
It must be unique.
It must be a unique compliment.
One that you can tell, that you've looked at it closely, best ship ever, the ship gets
be hard is that the one is that it behind us yes they still even got a
gazebo yeah we've got a gazebo like oh my god white one for quite fine quite
fine quite fine oh my god under this hot son of the desert it's a summit in a
game right now let me check my summer days let me check because if he's gonna
game I might we might just run what ourselves because we have been sitting in
the lobby here for now. 27 minutes. Oh, no, someone is ready to go.
Summit is ready to go. He is good to go. All right. Okay. Um,
where do we where do we get Mr. Look? Okay, let me see why I
can find him. Mm. Oh,
I
Saw that
Backward yo, dude this building shit. I'm so fucking annoyed
Well, I'm not going along something get over here get over here join my discord. We're running. I
I see you there in my love
Yeah
There's my discord
Well, I've acquired Mr. Summit.
I've acquired Mr. Summit and he is joining now.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Oh.
Sittiest ship since the Titanic.
The Titanic was actually a marvel of a ship.
All right, pal, that's why it was called the Titanic.
Hello, Mr. Summit.
It was just a better ice cream.
Hello, Mr. Summoner, how are you on this fine night?
Hello, sir.
The Wraith of the Sand.
The Wraith of the Sand. You guys?
That's what they were... that's what I've been...
people would call them the Wraith of the Sand.
Maybe I've misheard.
The Wraith of the Sand?
The Wraith of the Sand.
Oh, that is a beautiful name.
The Ghoul of the Sunspace.
Oh, that is a beautiful name.
All right, okay, so I'm gonna send you the invite code real quick. Let's get on to the out
It's something doesn't even know our plan. Oh my goodness. We are so fucked. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness the plan. Oh my god
You I have you bolded 200% volume and my gox are maxed
Okay, I still like
Reason I don't know why
Do I sound normal to you summit on discord?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's you!
Being that something is wrong!
It is you!
It's you!
When I watch these clips and I sound like shit, I've been gassed for half an hour!
Get out of the game!
I spent three hours mixing my audio and then I pulled you up last night and I sound exactly
the same!
Actually, you sound a lot better tonight.
You sound a lot better.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Summit, Summit, do you have the code?
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Good summit summit give the code
Take your time I'm gonna save my under saving exit. Thank you time summit the trampol is inoperable
Kill me literally kill me kill me kill me right now kill me immediately
Hold on everybody's got to wait for mr. Summit. No need to worry. No need to worry
I feel like it should be and not be able to be inoperable and you'd be able to save it for a later day to fix it
Yeah, man. Well summit the game did come out today to go
Well, I'm just saying I'm just basing this off of you. Who's like, oh don't fix any problems. I'm sitting here
Saying that there's not farms. I'm saying
Did you notice that you go you don't slide around on the ship anymore?
to show us that. Yes. They patched it today, right? They patched a couple things today. Yeah.
Interesting. Real fucking interesting, huh? That's good. That's good. That's a good one.
Tell me, you think you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, I told you so in me. I've never
advocated for not fixing. I'm just saying, if you have to choose one, choose to make the game
Fatter over fixing
That's not how it went down. Oh, you were high eyes. Yeah, I specifically remember. I think you remember it run
Remember
Summit will you get in this damn game? Will you get I will unplug your life?
Get in this damn game. Are you sure we got a good enough ship? Yes
Cuz you did you hear about huts his ship today. No, what happened?
Hot shot of dope ship
Wow, I'm gonna go in the bungy leadership
I'll get the press on the line
So we figure out how to change I figured out how to join a game real quick. Give me a sec
Ship sucks no the ship is amazing by the way as I was telling gimmick when you destroy a compartment
It's it no longer has physical boundaries
So all you do to destroy a ship is identify the smoke and shoot slightly under it over and over again
And we win every fight the dumb up. Well, I do this say that whole thing again
You know how you when you shoot out of ship, you destroy a compartment
Yeah, let me tell you you are a silly goose
He did it.
What's up? I'm reading and listening.
You keep asking for responses, and I'm waiting for fucking answers, man.
When you destroy a compartment, when you destroy a compartment,
its physical boundaries are no longer there.
It's as if it was never on the ship from the first place.
So all we have to do to win fights, like win all of our fights,
is look at the black smoke, aim like an inch under it,
and just pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout, pout.
You mean I
Thought that's what we always did well
No, I I know that when you destroy a compartment it destroys all physical boundaries including the corners and edges
So I was trying to hit it with like nothing between me and the engine
I'm maybe trying to hit the top of it or wait till the car turned a little bit
So those are better shot me to focus on other stuff now knowing that you could literally destroy all physical boundaries between you and the engine I
Just you're right for the engine every time now
I
Got I guess you're saying now. Are you saying you want to like instead of meticulously rock it through a base on rust
You want to just blow a hole through the center of that whole fucking base?
Exactly exactly exactly
Right to the TC right to the TC
Okay, okay
Good good good good. All right, I'm gonna bring an 80 millimeter and
30 shots!
High velocity, no, no, no, I'm just gonna be regular. We're gonna die. All right, good to go.
I'm bringing a revolver.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh!
Give me that.
Give me that green armor.
You see that? He is so fancy.
He is so fancy.
Um...
I'm gonna bring five cans of...
This is a podcast.
No, this is not a podcast!
No, this is not...
Stop! Some of it just has to think a little longer than others!
Guess no about medkits.
Medkits?
I assume you've got those real eyes.
I assume they just heal two trunks instead of one?
Well, beam to leave only heal half a chapter.
Right, but it, but it, yeah.
It's like the, it's like the syringe in Rustle. It'll, it'll tick up to full.
Maybe. Yeah, I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right.
Oh, Mr. Mad Eye, buddy, but what good man, good, uh, man?
Well, if you mind what I'm saying, what?
You hit a bean, it does, if you have one bar,
you hit a bean, you have one and a half bars,
and then 10 seconds later, you're gonna have two full bars.
Yep, oh yeah, oh yeah, mm-hmm, yeah.
I assume med kids probably feel like one and a half bars,
so they get up to three full bars.
I'm going a little, just one little shot.
What do you need me to bring peanut for the ship,
because I don't know what the fuck I'm...
Go ahead and bring a 40 millimeter cannon with one and a half stacks of ammo.
And then I was thinking maybe we could all sit here and meditate for another half hour.
Oh my god.
Really get our chakras aligned.
You guys think?
Um, you want to start, you want me to stretch?
Maybe we do a little stretching, maybe we do a little bit of meditating, thinking.
You guys doing any cool stories, ladies?
Cool stories.
I mean, Jimmy, give me a cool stretch.
I love to hear it before you end.
Well, have you heard about Picasso?
I have heard. You just told me not to.
Oh, you heard that one?
Picasso. Yes.
I feel like I'm not bringing something.
You have your gun.
Take your time.
You can't aim.
You are...
I'm speaking to me.
It's not me. I just want to go and say that I'm ready.
And who we are waiting on is none other than gimmick.
other than gimmick.
Well, right.
I
In in a moment
Now
All right boys get ready for the adventure am I shorter than you guys
Oh, baby, you're nearly oh
Oh
Of course, I should be the driver, right? Yes, you be the driver. Oh my goodness, sevens. You are an excellent driver
Oh, the only one of the crew I could have transferred such an important absolutely absolutely
Absolutely absolutely
Oh wait, has there been some minor changes?
This is a three man ship that I built.
Oh, this is a three man ship that I built personally.
You like it?
It's the little bungie.
Oh yes, it's the little bungie.
I do like it.
The little bungie.
The little bungie.
I'm stuck.
I've already stuck.
I've already stuck.
No, you don't understand peanut.
got patched
good good good good good good
that's good to hear
is this like a fire hazard?
a little
a little
yeah yeah you gotta be careful
there's not really a stairway up to the second floor
you gotta jump on the engine
part of the fond sway of the whole bell
the wedward is steering wheel
we're going to swollen burn
how's that sound
What, why does it fall in a bird?
Just bring a bunch of bees.
Oh, I think so.
You brought two 80s and one 40s.
We'll get some new ones.
I think what we should do is have the 80s on the front,
that way we can shoot from the range,
and the 40s on the back, and we kind of just hoop on them.
You know what I mean?
Oh, maybe unless you think it's a stupid silly idea I put both 80s on the left because that's our most protected size
Oh, you're thinking good thinking
That would be our stuff. That while it may not be technically the front of the shit in this sort of the spiritual front
Mm-hmm, the spirits are fine. Exactly, exactly.
It's not the injustice of Pauli, it's goodness gracious.
What goodness gracious?
Oh, I don't know what's going on. I couldn't tell you, Mr. gimmick. I could not tell you.
Wait, is it changing for you?
No, no, no. I think I'm just being silly goose. I think I'm being...
Yeah.
Oh.
Yep.
Oh, you're gonna get the black log up there, Mr. Summon. Be careful. Be very careful.
What?
You're gonna get the black lawn.
That like a book?
Yeah, it's a book, son.
It's actually a great read.
It was the same guy that did Hersey Jackson.
Nice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's a lightning bolt, do you know what I'm saying?
That's a lightning bolt, there.
Beside it or something?
Yeah, beside the lightning bolt guy.
They actually call him Mr. Lightning Bolt in the book.
Mm-hmm.
They call him Sir Lightning Molotovs.
Did you know that? Did you know that about Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson, the Lightning Thief?
Percy Jackson and the tale of Lightning Molotovs.
Oh, is that the first scene?
Oh, that's a scare.
Where's the storage?
The storage is on the roof!
There it is.
I have a feeling we are going to be my feet successful gentlemen, my feet successful.
My feet successful.
Ah, there seems to be some weakness.
Ah, this will get me somewhere so fast that you'll have to play.
Let the doll, let the doll be at the king's of the chair.
The, the, the, the tails, the tails of the tails.
I'm just gonna shut him down.
It's okay if I can't hit that one.
It's all you. It's all you.
God! There's one more over Yod down there.
I'm gonna shoot him real quick so he might get him all angry.
He's just relaxing.
Yeah, he is. He is very zen.
Very zen, very sigma.
Very zen, very sigma he is.
Sigma?
Yeah, I can't get a shot on this guy.
It's all you.
Excellent work.
Damn that rock!
I'll take care of the clicker, you might take care of the rocks!
Ah yeah, I'll get the rock.
Good work, good work, I'll get it!
I'll get good work, gang! Good work, everybody!
Our first successful exchange.
Excellent work, boys, excellent work!
The sound is really weird. Honestly, I've got a flute with the sound today. It sounds a little odd today.
Everything sounds a little odd.
Oh, there should be a red door at this POI, too.
Which were on the POI?
It should be on the left side. Like, if you bring the ship over to the left side, there should be a red door that we can blow through.
Oh, perfect, perfect.
Unless the POIs are randomized, but that's what it was last night.
I think they are a bit procedural. Let's route the clakens and then we'll move up to the hoosie, yeah?
Of course, of course.
Oh, I got a question. I got a question.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
Not that big of a deal on the boat, but I was thinking to myself like, hey, I was to climb up onto the enemy ship that is peanuts.
I wonder how that would go.
Now, they climb up on this ladder and there's no door that leads, you know what I'm saying?
It looks like you can get all over the ship.
Bad! I disconnected.
I could see that. You're doing a little dance here.
That was all part of the plan all right that is all part of the plans of it and I'll see what I tried adding a door there
It wouldn't let me add a door
So I will I it's actually to confuse the enemy because they'll be thinking all right
I got to get up there get to the door somehow
Do this do that yada yada yada and as soon as they get up there and they don't see a door
They're gonna forget the whole entire rest of their plan. Do you mean?
Okay
It's gonna throw up for a loop. It's gonna throw up for a loop
Double versicology cam
It's actually triple reversal. It's a triple reversal. So Kyle is a college. Oh
So kind of gia
Mm-hmm. So college. So college. Yeah. Oh something horrible is happening. Uh, I think I'm also disconnecting
Things things are not going good so far. He should not go
Uh, my gun is dropped to the floor. Um, I just dropped my gun. Oh, all right. I'm back. Oh good. That's good to hear
That's really feels DOS to me. Oh, do you think so? Is he not seeing this feels DDoS to me? I am lagging like a
Oh, oh
No, don't tell me the the hooligans have already gotten the clutches into this game
Don't tell me that goldfish and sea world here
I am not DCing. No, are you something? How is he going for you?
I was lagging a little bit but nothing crazy, but it's back now. Oh, okay, maybe he's not he does maybe he's not he does oh
That's not back. I will say that I did a full disconnect while playing off
We gotta leave we gotta leave tell me our engines on
My guns gone I cannot
Okay, okay. Oh, no
I don't have my gun. I think I'm shooting at us
We got to get out of here everything's really laggy. I don't I don't yeah, this is uh
Uh, well
well
I'm gonna go ahead
And pull you boys up. See how the ship is is faring
Oh, no, I can't get on the ship
Let us take a quick beep on how the ship is going, which I don't know if that was a
DDoS.
I think this game is just having some server issues, and a lot of guys enjoy the game as
a reason.
Oh, oh there we are, look at us, there we are, on the big screen.
In the moment now, we should be back in the game, but like, the greatest warriors in
and all of the mood.
Don't worry, someone is at the helm, gentlemen.
Someone is at the helm.
If there's one person I would entrust,
if there's one person I would entrust
at the helm of the little monkey,
it would be Mr. Summit.
You see if I'm in the game yet?
Not quite yet.
Not quite yet.
How's it going to the gig?
Are we alive?
We're alive, but it's just unplayable at the moment.
Gimmick, where are you at?
I'm on the ship.
I'm back on the ship.
That's so great to hear.
Guys, I have a permanent connecting screen,
which usually I would alter for the situation,
try to join a game, but that's exactly what I'm trying
to do in solo mode.
So, and it kicked me for a minute.
So I don't know what to do.
So you're out-out?
I might be out-out.
Are you gonna...
Should we just go to extract, just save the ship?
Ah, well fuck what you should do is get on a motherfucking gun and shoot the...
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
It's too laggy.
I can't even reload it.
I can't even reload the gun.
It just...
I go to it...
Oh, now it's reloaded when I get back on.
He might have cleared up hold on now
Not cleared up
I'm so close to getting back in I can feel it
Yeah, I can feel it German I can feel it. We are so close. Oh, yeah
Almost tasted
Don't worry about don't worry about me but she's having don't worry about me. I've got poop poop garbage
Are you back in no
Not really
Boys last night I played solo and I saw this exact screen as soon as I all took forward and popped up with the game again
It just sent me straight to the lobby screen no option of rejoining
So I'm really hesitant to restart the game right now really has to do three start the game. I
Might just let it run for a little bit. Maybe they're like and two because they haven't killed us yet. Maybe you have maybe they like it
Maybe they like it. Oh
Shit well it seems like you guys are doing pretty good. I
So I
Want to come in my crew I would like to come in my crew giving you especially you've done wonders for the ship recently
Summit gets her hand in the game
I'm watching it's not time for stretching and looking at tap the driver in the ship the little bunny
Yeah, I'm driving with like a 5 second delay.
It's horrible. I can't even shoot this gun. I hold it down and nothing happens.
And then 5 seconds later, a bunch of shots just randomly fire out.
They'll be fine. They'll be fine, boys, I'm sure. They'll be fine.
Okay, I'm tempted to restart my game, but I'm pretty certain. I'm like 99% certain that it's gonna fully inject me from the game once I do.
What do you think I should do gimmick? Do you have to keep waiting here on the connecting stream?
I might as well. I'm just, uh...
I'm not disconnected. I'm just...
It's just unplayable.
Still in here, but I don't even...
know what's going on, really.
I'm not even sure if I'm actually firing at this guy.
Oh!
Eh, the moment now any moment
It's like responding a little quicker it's coming back come back back in no, no, I'm still I'm I'm feeling
Because we're they should have killed us by now
So that must be the whole server well. I'm just gonna try restart my game
I know this is a stupid idea, but I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot
I'll be right there boys. Give it a shot. I'm pretty sure it's gonna fully inject me from the game
And I will be lost to the sands of time forever
One moment one boys
Hope the whole ship is sort of phasing in and out of reality
The 11 battle it's just a feature that's a feature. It was added in today's past
All right, we're loading up, we're loading up, we're loading up, we're loading up.
I wish I was, I'm loading up, I'm loading up.
We'll know here in about 30 seconds if I'm able to get back in or not.
Please God. Please, oh my God.
Hopefully, hopefully God's, God's, God's the same gods side upon us on this day.
Oh
He the same guns sign upon us on this fine day
May the same God sign oh my god. We got the message away
What is we I'm not perfectly out. I'm not perfectly out. I'm trying to I'm trying to turn up right now
That that can show up last time. It's not show up last time. Oh
I got one of their legs somehow
We might be cooking, we might be cooking, we might be cooking.
Wait, is it getting old on now?
We might be cooking, we might be cooking, we might be cooking.
We could be cooking boys, we could be cooking.
Wait, I saw someone say that they were part of the playtask and they saw this problem before.
Is it working now or shall we try again?
It's just, it's just, it's just all random.
I'll shoot if the bullet won't come out till five seconds later and discuss any random direction.
Every once in a while I get lucky and hit him.
Hmmmmmm.
You won't be able to connect.
It's a common issue during the playtags.
Still can't see a white bar to be on.
Am I looking for a white bar?
Someone who played the playtags.
Oh, it's working.
Oh, it's working.
Oh.
Oh, I just read one of their legs.
Wait, so don't restart?
Wait, don't click off of it.
Oh, don't click off the game.
Oh.
Oh shit, you're right. Maybe that would make a difference.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I think that you guys might- I think they're fucking on-
I don't see my loading bar. I don't see-
I don't see-
They're giving up.
They're going the other way.
We are best of them good work crew, good work!
Oh my god, I'm just gonna repair.
Yeah, they're-
I'm still working on my interface.
I'm still working- I- it's-
I would say I'm down, but not out!
Down but not oh six. I was just moved by water. Oh now but not out boys down, but not out
All right, what do I do do I just keep waiting or do I do I alter four again? Oh?
Hmm a only people who played the plain text and help me with this do it do I do I alter four or do I or I keep waiting?
it could be try again all to four and then do not tab out again okay okay okay
so this time I ought to show you that I do not have out to watch this summer
again not this time okay yep okay all right one would try what we're trying
what we're trying what we're trying all right boys I think I have the solution
I'm trying one more time I believe I will be in there lickety-split
Oh, Mr. Big Toast, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Info, Mr. Mr. Levi, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Sophie has spelled wrong in your title.
Nah.
Eeeep!
Back chance, pal.
Back chance, impossible.
I know, that's not right.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Let's see, let's see, please, God.
Please, God, work.
Please, for everything that has wholly worked.
right now please uh-oh good news is i think the server's back bad news is we're about to get pb
hold on i'm joining i'm joining yeah we're getting pb rena oh we give you the option again
okay is the server back holy my oh i have the white bar two i have the white bar two
I'm not being some trouble here, Max.
I'm in! I'm in! I'm back! I am back!
I'm just firing! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
Boys, come grab me! Come grab me! Come grab me!
We're in a bit of a situation. The server seems to be back, though.
I literally think your account was the one that, like,
when you came back, the server fixed. Really?
I think it was just, like, a network error or something where
it up for everybody because do not worry entire world I am back small problem
you don't worry mood to stupid and the bungalow has returned the bungalow
later has returned I'm getting some weird static radio like I'm talking through a
truck radio is that was that a good analogy give me give me a one to ten
An analogy ratio
That a good one that the I paid a picture feed you understand what I'm hearing. It's a beautiful picture, okay
Now it sounds like there's a truck radio farting on me
So CV radio, that's what I'm looking for. All right, follow me gang follow me boys
follow me boy follow me one down up they turned away from us no way it's a long
journey but we will make it remember the story of the hair and the tortoise
boys remember remember the story of the hair the tortoise who won the tortoise
What is it what is it tortoise have a shell and what is the peanut half?
They're not in action we will survive in order to jump on the engine get stuck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Almost do you guys just hike it on over don't mind me guys hike in a couple miles
Eeeeee-ee-ee minute, now. Eeeeeee-ee minute.
This is how I get to the bottom there.
That's okay. That's okay.
Oh, one more.
I
Guys
You know take over driving for just a quick right you back yet. Yeah. Yeah
I don't know what you left your captain over there. You've got your captain
I love you notice, but you forgot your captain. Hey guys. How you doing? Oh, hey, welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Very common mistake anybody
I'm gonna go make an energy drink you got this guy don't I drive your eye
I don't think I'm part of your ship anymore. Oh never mind. I am never mind. I'm back get a bed get a bed. No, I'm good. I'm good
All right, holy crap
Don't prepare the legs out here. Don't you worry, Bosco. Don't you worry?
That was... that displeased me. I'm gonna say it. That displeased me?
I was quite disgust...
But we're back.
We are back!
As if nothing happened. Honestly, I totally, totally already accepted the fact that I wasn't gonna be able to join and you guys were gonna die, so...
This is infinitely a better scenario than what was in my head.
Infinitely.
Infinitely.
Honestly, when you came back it fixed. I think when you DC'd it something got not loose in the neck
And then the network the net was data bins all the data balls got
Data balls got clogged in the data flow. Oh my when you get came back Bing bang boom easy peasy
easy.
Perfect.
So, give it, you might see a couple of data balls going in the wrong direction of the
data flow down the data bowl and the gigabits and the kilobits are going to be probably fighting
each other right now because my game is crashed.
Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.
I have the data balls on me in my backpack. I will be returning them to the server as
soon as I get back in. Well, that's not so bad at all. That's not so bad at all. Oh,
that's not bad at all. I think we're okay. You see any enemy shifts? Oh, well, everybody's
safe cave of me
What is some it up to what is getting another baloney sandwich?
He said he said one more there's no bad
Diver baloney sandwich, that's what I always say that's what great grandpappy Peter. No, he said I've heard that a lot
I've heard that a lot over the years
I am I am back in the game. I'm back
I
Have ready to rumble for the next three and a half minutes until my computer explodes
Absolutely beautiful. Good. Good. Good. Good. Come grab this chest on the bottom of the ladder
It's gonna get one more repair kit
And then we move got you all right. I'm back in
But I'm being bought a food like nothing ever happened. No, but a bing by the boom
Are you sure you know about a boom by the Bing maybe? Oh, I think you're talking about about a bing by the doing
Oh ding dong ding dong ding dong ding-dong
Go ahead go ahead perfect go ahead
i'm just throwing some repairs on the ship don't you worry couple couple
super payers by the way i figured out how the engine works
in terms of explosions, it's when these four red pads, the square in the middle and the
two pipes are all broken, your engine that explodes immediately.
I figured it was something like that.
Are you doing heavy repairs right now? Can I turn the engine on?
I'm doing no heavy repairs. Everything is perfectly repaired up to maximum power, maximum
power. Is my gun still working? Did the lagging kind of hurt that?
Does my guns to which okay, ah, are you kidding me good good?
Beans are so precious. Oh
sales forward
All the inches are not gonna go ahead and turn that bad boy
We're good. I'm out of beans
You stop it immediately
Immediately no being
I will end you one bead.
Oh my god, dude, it's a bean drought.
I will shoot people in the middle of a bean drought.
I will end you one bead. Here you go.
There's one bead for you on the boob deck.
I've left my bead for you on the boob deck.
No, I see it.
I'm using it. You did say no, it's no problem, but I eat in this beam. You're crazy girl. You're crazy
Oh, oh, hold on wait a second. Oh somebody's you don't want to go do five more stretches before manning the wheel
How do you get an energy drink? Oh, I usually go back to swallow bird. What do you guys think? Yeah?
Little bit of swallow bird
circle is we're good on circle you
swallow burgers you have time you should
have time to swallow bird perfect perfect
perfect all right we're back on track
okay let me tell you i was scared
there for a second i thought we had
launched i thought i was lost i thought
i had lost you i like sweet sweet
stuff you love her oh yes i'm gonna let
you go on over there look at that wretches
got them always getting high and eating
pizza look at them look at them over
Oh, there we go.
He says good.
What?
I am full of holes!
That was... I didn't even shoot you!
You did!
Why you did?
No, I didn't.
Oh my god, I'm like 50 cents!
If you can read one page out of the Harry Potter book, hello.
I will donate one million dollars
How to be boy follow me gay
12,000 smackles so the big oh by the God I
Do the real raid begins right now?
All right now before was rip rap
Destruction now it is time to really get you know we can just pass this and go kill these motherfuckers
Let's do it. Let's do it. 1000% with we have any ambulance in our stuff. We have some not a lot
Sort of ammo situation. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
We only have 15 shots in the front
There's a little ammo I got from the crawlers. I'll load it down. You see in the back
Maybe we want to figure out kind of like where the main like fighting
Like side is you know, which I don't know if we have enough
We're really gonna have to focus that engine if we take these guys
The devout boys
I should be pulling let me just start on the left side and we've used the 280 millimeters to just hammer their engine
We could try to board them and kill them and then kill their engine
We can be a war though.
I have no seafloor.
In terms of seafloor we have...
I have not no seafloor.
We're gonna die here.
We're gonna die here immediately.
What if we trick them?
What if we use this bad boy, let them know we're friendly?
But in reality we're not at all, and we're about to kill them.
I'm using the good ammo too huge reactors shot huge reactors
I
Big day! Huge reactive jet! Huge reactive jet!
Throw it up boys! Throw it up!
Oh! Nooooo!
Killed one! Killed one!
I'm really sure how these are missing here.
Sir, can you stand still? I have to kill you!
Can you stand still for a moment?
You stand right there.
Get down below.
Thank you.
Get down below.
I don't know how I got here, this guy.
Holy cannoli.
Good one.
She's good work.
Nice.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, yeah, blue armor.
Oh my god.
We might be the best.
You have a green armor.
He has one on him.
Then there was my green armor.
He put it on him.
Yeah.
oh 2680 millimeter oh boys boys boys oh my god they're stacked they're stacked
oh oh oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness
They are stacked boys. They are stacked. They are stacked.
Locked lock.
You guys loot. I'm gonna repair on the ship in case we get jumped again.
Oh, can happen to can happen.
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
Oh.
Where are you?
I just got too nervous.
I'm gonna drop these stuff at the bottom of their ladder.
Drop them stuff at the bottom of their ladder.
They didn't really do much.
To be honest.
that reaction dies way faster than I've previously thought.
He's just really hammering.
I was shooting with that good ammo too.
I was shooting with blues.
All the people in blue, da, da, da, da, da.
Give me, I have a question.
What number would you see when you were shooting with blues?
Oh, like the damage.
It was like 1200 maybe.
It's like that like multiple line. I wasn't really paying attention to be honest
I also think it might be the same damage. It might just be higher velocity
So no the max damage a regular bullet can do is one thousand from the 80 millimeter to the oh, I did do a thousand at least
You think you might have been put on top up to the reactor itself
Do you ever do you ever see the word reactor with the number higher than 1000 extra it?
I don't I was hitting the reactor. I don't remember I got over a thousand
I'll analyze right in my little notebook. Esca Florence a fire. Okay. We're actually like
It wasn't a box or something what you got there shall we?
It's kind of crazy it's almost as if
When I don't vanish from reality and you two aren't working in the shadow realms with reality being ripped apart right in front of you
We do pretty good. We do pretty good. Mm-hmm
This we are see we make a good team out here
Wait, I'm gonna go ahead and take that red box out of the rain
Oh, wait, wait, remember my pirate software MS paint that I drew remember remember
Is that I've seen to remember I
Would you remember the pirate software MS paint that I drew up giving you son you son I saw it
Huh, I thought you said only locked greats
No, it's
Huh, it's
That's kind of what I meant. Oh
I thought the red one was
Thought the red one was a unlock. Well, there's a little I mean like there's like like it doesn't actually store stuff is what I meant
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me take my MSP. Let me see what I had let me see what I wrote here. No, no, no, that's what I
Take out one
Unopenable box for tech tree. Yeah, what see
I didn't know the red box was openable, my mistake, my mistake, follow me boys, follow
me boys, I'm a baboon with a little bowtie, you've got a funny hat on, you've got a funny
top hat on with light and black stripes, but everybody loves me and they feed me coins,
they feed you coins, they feed you nuts and crackers, I didn't want to say you said it
Not me.
I think we're pretty good.
We want to be on your penis.
Oh, smart.
I didn't want to save you.
What are you doing?
Grab a sater right here.
Grab a sater.
Got a guy?
Am I?
This is the last thing I do.
Yeah, we got everything boys.
Take us in.
Yeah, great.
I think we're out of here.
I need another successful plunder.
Do we want to bring one of their?
We have a 40 millimeter on our ship.
Yeah?
Do we want the 40 millimeter millimeter I think I think it's a 40 mini-man meter
On the other side on our I should we do the 40? Well, let's see how much ammo we've got because I think we usually have more 80 that we do 40
That's true. You have very true
Many of 80 very true. Well, I don't see any any 40. Oh, there's over here multiple 80s
Multiple, huh? Multiple 80sods?
Multiple 80s.
I must be bequested. I do not fathom...
I'm not even peeping the ammo.
Something dark.
It's a kind of dark trick that's been played upon me.
The shadow realms.
There's a little bit of 80 millimeter. I found about 25 so far.
I have the box in my hand right now. I'm loading her up. I'm loading them up
Hey, so we have two guns on our left side with all of our ammo and two guns on our right side
with
Literally none
Exactly, that's why okay. That's why I was asking so we set up 80 millimeters
genius genius genius
Genius genius genius
Might need to go grab another one of their 80s.
We already took all of their guns.
There's an extra 80 right here though and another 80 right there.
As I said, we're just grabbing them off the shelf.
Perfect, perfect.
There we go, there we go.
I'll take this one down.
I just dropped the 80 at your feet.
Perfect, perfect.
Alright, now we split.
Oh.
Alright, perfect.
Good work, something good work.
Oh, I always believed in you.
Okay, now we take a little bit of the ammunition from the other ones and put them in that one.
But those ones. You got me in?
Precisely. Oh, we do have sixty-two forty-millimeter...mini-meter.
I think you mean the mini-mini-meter.
Mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini.
There you go.
We get on me, a lot of fifty-cent references today.
We've got about 12 to 13 shots of the right ones and like 30 shots of the left ones with those shots of the right and the special ones.
Alright, quick repair, quick, let's check the ship, let's check the ship.
That'll do, that'll do.
Quick repair, quick repair.
Nothing to worry, we'll be worried about.
Oh.
All these pipes seem up to, up to code.
Oh, this door isn't up to code.
clearly under section 5 subsection bc that that door hasn't been updated I go I
went ahead and fixed it for you mr. giving do not fear do not fear I good
to go. You guys ready? Ready? Oh boy, someone has, someone has...
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. You got this! Come on, buddy!
On three bugs and to the southeast
Full steam ahead
We're really moving now
It was only one of one. I've fallen off the ship. I repeat. Oh my god.
Quickly hop on. Quickly quickly.
Quickly was to get it quickly. They're great hanked.
Okay go go go go go. They're good to see. Now that I know that you're safe.
We can go ahead and go out with them. I swear I saw a desert blue
right before I got flunked. That's just that's what the desert was
the heat and the and the sand in your lungs it'll make you start seeing hallucinations
mmm mmm
they're talking about Mr. Gibbock
oh I know exactly what you're talking about
oh my goodness oh my goodness
oh my god my little buttons are off I'm so I'm so it's a scared beauty to get perfectly
rounded listening is there it's all of let me see wait is this a square is this a naturally
Is this like a natural rock view right in front of us it no there's a ship there
they don't know about this rock right here something's off about that rock
like that you can't put my finger in gimmick
Oh, there's something moving over there where where I'll be behind by all those shipwrecks. There was a
Sand creature sometimes
No need to worry he's not nearly as fast as I was as I stayed at the odd gym. What are you doing?
I've now saved gimmick sound from 100% at the start of the stream to 187% at the this time
I think I added a thing on Discord that might be changing the coffee.
It could be, do you have the noise thing on?
Let me see, let me see.
It should be right next to the end call button, which feel free to also hit I hate you.
Wow.
Wow.
Right there down if you have to.
Onward, onward we go.
I don't know how to read that.
Clack, trap, make him a little fiddly's a white cat.
And then I'm mad!
Thank you, my boy.
You sound insanely the same, Mr. gimmick.
Wow.
What did you do?
Well, this is what I added on last night,
so at least it won't, it won't hopefully be going up and down.
Also, I feel like I'm being gaslit.
gaslit not on purpose but I think there's some kind of demon spirit or
creature maybe small demonic creature in your computer that is he's playing the
wires he's changing the wires around absolutely why a demon Eduardo he's
switching the wires around without my knowledge that is one of the worst ones
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
That's a little it's a little life. Yeah, I heard I am here to tell you it is real
I mean that is real
You'll let little he messed around in your computer. Do you know little p doesn't go anywhere near my computers?
No, absolutely not. No, no, no. No, no, I keep them out of the computer room and strictly in the methamphetamine room
Mm-hmm methamphetamine is sick of things. Yeah, that it's better turn it
It explains a couple things.
Beautiful.
What if he downloaded cheats on your shit, dude?
Then he has to be like, Clara, what the fuck?
Clara, Clara!
Oh, Clara.
Freakin' Clara.
We are making great progress, it doesn't seem like the school again has moved at all.
So we might even get some.
Now give us a boost.
Now give us a quick boost, give us a quick boost.
Give us a boost!
Nyeeow!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
OOOH
MOLY GOATS DON'T FUCKING PASS
NOOOOOOO
Oh, now we're not going fast anymore
Looking good! Looking good!
This is all pretty fast
Oh, I missed the name gag
What is this, man?
Good, ah, man!
Take your mom, what's the easy to do about mine?
First little pee, we want little pee. I've got a little pee right here.
I've got a little pee right here.
Oh, you safe and sound he's I'm gonna be a little stinky make before we get see out there. I'm not alive
She out there. That's the desert
That's the test out there this thing you look a little further
We're gonna go burn to this pussy out here in the southeast
Oh, that's all that's a good sign that's not a good sign
All right, all right, fast, right?
Oh, I actually changed the gear that the ship was in.
And now we are going to terminus these stuff.
What are you doing right now?
I should.
Have you seen him ride the desert waves?
All sunburned and brave.
We can't waste him while he's holding it.
He's got to run right back.
Sweat upon their bones.
Oh, god.
Either that or we kill him and beat them up.
But what do you guys think?
God, look out way tonight!
As our brothers fight,
Why's only right?
Have you seen them?
Brave and bold!
Blowing massive holes in the enemy!
How is it even possible?
Oh, there's one more! There's one more! He's on the other side! I'm repairing! I'm repairing!
I fall off the jet! Oh, don't worry, gimmick's voice volume has doubled down, starting it back out!
No need to worry guys, no need to worry.
Okay, follow me, Gabe, follow me boys.
It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy.
Indy moment now!
Indy!
I had to prepare the engine before we start shooting them again. I had a bad feeling.
Huh? Okay, alright.
Yeah, yeah, that's me I'm stuck at the moment I'm fixing pipes bro
I'll take some plates.
Kill me. Kill me right now.
Did you get it?
Woof!
I can't, I can't shoot him.
I got all the goodness.
All the goodness.
That was a close one.
That was a close one boys.
Are you guys going to prepare enough?
Have you got a couple goodies?
See what's cracking lacking?
Oh 29 40 millimeter shots, not too savvy not too savvy
All of our legs are completely broken
Beautiful beautiful
Synthlating even mr. Mr. gimmick. Oh absolutely synthlating. Oh
I feel it. I have a quick repair kit right here if we ever so require
Yeah, if we ever so require I'm gonna be dropping it right on the shelves at the top if you need it
Fixing the captain's quarters. Oh, that's cool us
Okay, all right, there we go, I'm gonna look the last click I'll be right back all of you boys follow me gang
Jury wait a free look at this game
You do a little little side jump like it will hippy be hop
They hit me up. Oh, of course. There's two items out here. I'm two times. I have 11
I have 11 high velocity 80 millimeter sound so that'll help us honest boys
I'm telling you. I think we don't have enough ammo to take down somebody unless we unless we
Compact all of our ammo into two guns, you know me
True. I mean, surely we got more ammo than we wasted on these guys though, right? We used to get like 30 40
Why, uh, maybe.
There's definitely a chance, a 50-50 chance.
Either we did, or we did not.
I'm writing this down.
Did you have to repair it from the far cracker?
No, I'm repairing our legs right now.
I will go grab it.
I'm going to repair the guns and carve back the ammo.
I'm going to put it all in the front because we're going to run right toward that guy.
But the green box and just and pound his ass
What was that? Oh?
My god, there's someone right over there exploding
Should I get the repair kid or get back to the ship repair kick rather pick another pick it?
See thank you something quickly
Just get the second opinion there boss
Right, we got you.
Well, I'll stay here and see how long you want to do it.
You can re-enroll if we're ready. I'm back.
Repair kit acquired.
Instantly using it.
How'd a good close look? Did he say it?
Good close look?
Looking good.
Looking good.
Looking good.
This must be a door on our ladder.
Looking good. Looking good.
Why do you have to bear this?
Hey, where's the door?
There's never a door. It's a driver's door.
It's a Corvette of the Sand Buggies.
Ah, yeah, yeah, all right. It's a drop top. It's a drop top. It's for more aerodynamic, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I get it. I see it now, right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Now you understand now you understand
Because honestly we have a decent number of 40 millimeter and we have about 91 we could use
40 millimeter and if we ever so
If we ever so desired
We honestly probably should we don't have enough ammo
Summit can you come a 40 millimeter and swap out the top right cannon with a 40?
Can you swap out the top right cannon with a 40
I
Was a lie
I was able to compete by
I'm taking bongus. I see only guys nice shots at the players on the move to the south. I'll let let's go fuck their ass
Yeah
Oh
Yes, there should be some purple ones a bunch of them that don't worry was I only compacted all of the ambulance all in the front two guys
I'm gonna give us a speed boost. Yeah quick speed boost of full full steam ahead
Oh, that's the person with the green box
Oh my god, wait, what are those what are those all that mean what it was what I'll be put
is all this blue and red well where right ahead of us like a fourth of your live party
over there shit's making a heart oh my god I can see more the outfield sounds like we're
roll down like a baby gender reveal party or something
maybe it's a boy and a girl it's twins, twins, twins, twins
god they might have snacks they could have snacks i think they're all used to
getting to reveal bodies
oh also circle, what circles are problem
what's the circle look like oh it lookin tiny
We're still right in the middle of the fight.
We're fine.
We're like dead.
But, well guys, he was going right for the next one.
He was going right for the next one.
We gotta move.
We gotta move right now.
We have many boots.
Can anybody got any rods?
I got one.
Stick your rod in.
Stick your rod in.
Stick your rod in.
Stick your rod in.
Stick your rod in.
Quick.
It's in.
Go, go, go, go!
Where's I'm telling you?
These guys are already head to the action.
They got to go.
They got to go.
Oh, and we're gonna get the circle.
As soon as he comes out, we're fast.
And go right back to the circle, boys.
Right back to the circle.
this is going to be a tight situation where he had not going towards the circle right
now.
It'll be tight?
It'll be tight.
Look at the circle.
Look at the circle.
As soon as we kill these guys, we gotta loot and leave.
It's gonna be tight.
Oh, this is gonna be tight.
Look at the circles already closing.
Look at the circles already closing.
They're not even gonna be out of the circle.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Maybe they'll backtrack.
No, I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt it.
They're already in the X-Track, because I think B in the X-Track makes you impervious to the circle.
Who's you using, yeah?
This is a pure B-C-B-C.
We got 10 minutes max, and we have run into a storm.
Can't park here.
Uh...
We're running.
Stop it!
There was something there!
Stoner's trying to keep your eyes open.
Trying to keep your eyes open.
Oh, I apologize.
We're through it.
Putting in another boost.
Another boost another boost we have to really get out the movie
This gap I will be fine. We'll be fine. We're fine. We're fine
That's the last boost I saw
All of our legs on good. I feel like we're going a little slow. I
Rebeared them earlier. Oh, no, we got plenty more boosts. Oh perfect. We're gonna throw another one in throw another one
I
Think it's just the you don't even see them the terrain go go go go go
We gotta move!
They're gonna get away!
Oh!
They might have already gotten away.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're not out just yet. They're not out just yet.
I don't know, man.
We got this. We got this.
We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. We need more boost!
More power!
More power!
Give me more power!
There's a cool down period.
More power!
More! More! More!
More power!
Power. Power.
Power.
We're going right through the rock cushy!
Right through the rock cushy boys!
There's no time to turn!
Give it more power!
Power. Power.
Oh, we're grazing, we're grazing.
Like a hair cigarette, with red the needle.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
We're almost in the red circle.
I see the smoke, I see the smoke.
Wait, there might be one, there might be one,
but just go, just keep going, what can I shoot at?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Jump on the couch.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'ma start shooting.
Charge!
Oh my god!
He broke my shot on the first! He broke my cannon on the first shot!
Return fire! Return fire!
Oh my eye just had to move! What? What?
Was eye just had to move with my rifle? I'm not even joking! I'm not even joking!
Oh my god!
That's right for the engine! Right for the engine! Right for the engine! I'm gonna park this, I'm gonna park this!
You're showing your better shot. Let me hit that. Let me hit that.
Now middle turret, the middle turret, the middle turret.
Shoot the middle turret guy top, top floor.
He's dead, he's dead.
He got a turret. He got a turret.
Go right, go right.
Hey, you're looking good here. You're looking good here.
Oh, they got a turret. They got a turret.
They got our turret. I'm preparing. They got a bubble.
Get ready to enter. Get ready to...
This is maybe heal. We have to mind...
Lift my heal. We're out of heal.
Shoot the engine, shoot the engine, shoot the engine.
Ignore everything else. Shoot the engine, man.
Oh
My goodness
Wait
We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!
I got one! I got one! I got one!
Ohhhh...
We have to move the circle and...
everyone everyone everyone....
Everyone run everyone run ....
Ugh!...
We're lost out there boys.
Oh! At least they died too.
We may have died boys!
We took him to the grave with us!
Alright let's do it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I'm right.
Oh, I'll do it again.
Clearly there'll be probably a reward in the mail for a courage.
Perhaps. Perhaps.
I think gimmick needs to see the pirate software at my spand.
You mean you mean some of it?
I mean some of it. I mean some of it. Some of it.
Yeah, no, I'm locked in. I was locked in.
You know what?
I was blowing through their hole right to their reactor,
but then they blew bubble.
So if you can hit their edge with like 680 shots, the whole thing goes up in flames. Only sex
The job
Was that a three-man? Oh swear. I saw four of them. There was a lot of them
You know, I swear I saw four at least on the ground was a pretty good shit, too
I killed one that I saw two than I saw it. I
Think I saw four
hmm well don't worry I have the venture
recluse your favorite ship ready to go
oh I literally don't have enough money
for anyone I literally do not have enough
money to buy
this yeah perfect perfect perfect perfect
perfect perfect perfect perfect see you
hold on no need to worry just a little
Can I send you stuff?
Uh, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna buy a little light amount of scrap.
There we go.
I've acquired enough money for the veteran recluse.
Quits more!
Quits more!
The veteran recluse.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just gonna grab a poop piss and we're gonna go right through a B.O.I.
Immediately!
Immediately!
Immediately!
Immediately!
Let me, let me, Mr. Summit, I think you, you, I cannot trust this such important task to anyone but you, Summit.
Let me tell you, I need some of your skill of your caliber.
The handle, driving, during a fight. You know what I mean?
I could do that, I could do that.
I would trust you, but I mean, just look at him.
What?
Me?
Just look, just look at him.
Just look at him.
Well, you're just because you're looking at the thumb,
your thumbnail you made,
that's a misinterpretation of my-
My thumbnail.
My thumbnail is the truth.
You may not like it, gimmick,
but my thumbnail is the truth.
That's what I look like?
That's what you look like.
Guys, does anyone see any difference between gimmick
in this photo and gimmick in general?
Is anyone, I see zero percent difference.
Obviously he looks a little younger.
He looks a little younger this photo.
He looks, he looks like he just came out the womb.
Looks like he just came out the womb giving, right there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ridiculous.
I'm gonna bring an 80 and a 40.
80 and a 40, all right, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Ridiculous.
I'm getting 60 shots from my 80.
I was thinking, guys, what if we do a-
I'm gonna get a stack for the 40.
What if we just say fuck the 40, do the double 80,
And then we can literally, if we each hit three shots,
we can kill the entire ship in less than 10 seconds.
Double, dude, listen, you're underestimating the 40.
When you get in that range,
you can have the 80 go for the reactor, sure,
but the 40 can just pepper the turrets down
to help us take less damage, you know what I'm saying?
So we really need to put a priority.
I know you wanna kill the whole ship,
but we really wanna buy that time
like taking them off of their turrets.
No, no, no, we had focused on the engine there.
We would have won that easily, easily.
Yeah, I feel that, I feel that.
I just think it's always going to be safer
not to go for the race, but for the control.
Or maybe, for chance, for maybe.
A wise, a wise strategy, Mr. Summit.
You know what?
Let us try that.
Let us, you know what?
Let's try Summit's technique.
I think you're right.
Let us try Pepper.
Let us try the Pepper technique.
The Pepper, double Pepper, 240s.
Maybe even 247, what do you think about that?
The double pepper?
Do we double pepper?
If we do do that, I want it to be staggered left side.
So like left side will have 80, 40,
right side will have 80, 40.
This way if I put you on one side,
you guys can both be on one type of gun.
Good thinking.
I'll bring 180 and two stacks of 80 millimeter ammo.
Give me, you bring 180 and two stacks
of 80 millimeter ammo and then some of you
two 40s I got the 40 and 80 I'm a 40 and an 80 on me okay that's just bring
one each yeah then give it to you guys the 40 that okay I'll bring the 40 oh
perfect I can do that 40 oh perfect oh perfect oh oh keep going oh okay good
that's good all right okay I'm ready to go let us proceed let us proceed okay
Yeah, hold on, I'm just getting my beans together.
All right, 40, got one, 40 millimeter.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna bring two stacks or one stack?
Six big lights, maybe two if you can afford it,
but one stack will do.
Okay, let's keep it soft and simple here.
A little tasteful one stack.
Peanut, that was me, you've got on that headshot.
out of 80 shots before we...
Do you feel some one?
So, that's how it is.
Yo, let me and Jesse join.
We roll Big Lobby's power.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
three men.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's just go step out of our comfort zone for a little bit.
Look, because we have Officer Jusman and Jinji joining
later.
Until he's with me.
Good long.
Check it out.
You can get, we'll get XQC, we can just get Genji now,
get XQC and Jesse, and then I'm dipping out in like an hour.
Oh.
Listen, if you want to keep it at three up, down.
I'm just throwing out the, the message.
You make you call it, you call it Mr. gimmick.
Me, you can't put this on me.
Yeah, you want to be the bad guy.
You can be the bad guy.
We're gonna say, gimmick, gimmick, gimmick said,
no to XQC.
You can't get me.
You can't get me.
You can't get me.
I don't want to be the bad guy.
Let's do one more three man and then we open it up and we go fast and hard on this one.
We kill two dudes, extract.
Bang, bang, boom.
Bingle, dingle, dingle.
That's right.
I just texted Mr. Officer.
I'm sure he is on his way, as he speaks.
Any minute now.
What?
Any minute.
Anybody is only just a meager two hours late.
A meager two hours late.
Really nothing to be worried about.
Really nothing to be worried about.
I'm sure he's just prepping, maybe doing a little makeup,
maybe brushing his teeth, grabbing some water.
I'm sure he'll be very sure.
Yeah, he'll be very, very sure.
Very soon, very, very soon.
Now, let's ride!
We only killed two or six guys and we only looked like one, maybe five POIs easily, very
quickly, very tastefully.
What do you guys think?
You guys get the weapons all set up.
Okay, so we're having...
Just left the right side of the ship, staggered.
He got it done, good to go.
He's loaded up the ammo and we're good to go.
What is this PY here? Let me see it. Oh, Mr. Seagate. Good thinking, good thinking.
We'll put the beans in there. Like you do, like you do.
Have you seen gimmicks down there? Hold on, gimmick, wait, hold on.
What?
What give me hold on what what what is we ugly word to take your thumbnail where is it
My son is great
Hold on hold on that hold on
Please take it hold on wait a minute. I
Was great thumbnail. Let me let me see here. Let me see here
if that's a beautiful thumbnail I make a little and I am ready for battle I am
ready for battle thank you mr. gimmick thank you thank you for paying me in
such a wonderful life I appreciate that
I was up the pipe and we had to push the shit out of it.
How is the time for action?
Nice and easy.
He's gonna ride in the middle.
Ride in the middle.
Oh, the iron shi- it's iron shi-
It's Goldlift certified, sent, KP, it's York's brother, I have some terrible news, York passed
away last night, his maca rips me off.
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, Mike, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Oh, what is your last name?
Friend is dead?
I'm down.
Fuck you.
Too bad.
One last one.
Right over the ceiling.
He's high.
You shoot with the knife.
By the way, in 20 minutes we're going to close out on Twitter.
These are not real people we're talking about.
That would look pretty bad out of context.
That would look pretty bad out of context.
Oh, there's another one!
Yeah, yeah.
He was hiding behind a tree.
Yeah, yeah.
He was hiding behind the mountain.
Yeah!
He's just a bird.
Yeah, go ahead and hit him, go ahead.
Got him! Got him! Got him!
Alright, now we move! Now we move!
Actually, we want to take a little, little loot, look.
Little, little loot, see the loot.
Yeah, I'll grab, actually, you grab these two,
I'll grab the far one, yeah?
Looks like some it's already
They have I don't show it early noodle three of them. He's fast right now. He's on it
I'm just a repair. Can you cover the one over the hill? I got you. It's a seven. I'm on the way
Give me that
All of these boys by no big
I'd say we're starting this round off pretty good boys. It's about this might be our best time
Dream disconnects to get it getting pulverized
Well, I'm just at that. This is the second. It's only the second game. We played so
Certainly better than the first one. He's better than the first one
Definitely better than the first one. I'm starting her up. I'm starting her up boys. We're heading up the hill
When the park is right in the village is here, right
Mm-hmm
Keep your people's open that could be evil lurking out there to say it's all right
The people's open keep your people's open keep your people open keep your people open keep your people open
There's a few I'm good. I go and I
I spotted it guys. I spotted it here. Let me give you the bear holy
Yeah, South East Southeast
That's why they pay you the big bucks even that's why they pay you the big bucks. It's my pleasure to serve sir
It's my pleasure to serve
Oh
My god, I hear a lot of like baby possibly wild turkeys here
A lot of wild turkeys.
All the people, all the people!
You'd love to see it.
Well, get them all, get them all, Mr. Human. Get them all.
Mow down, mow down all the baby turkeys.
I like to just sort of zig-zag between the loot.
Zegwick, I always die.
That hurts to a degree.
What, I thought I rushed a shovel?
Score!
Gotcha!
Oh my god, what's this?
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
I just got a level 3 blue shotgun.
No cap-get-on-god-dinner.
Is it the triple one?
It's the triple-duzzy, it's the triple-duzzy.
Oh, triple-duzzy.
Oh, it's not a mistake, it's my credit card.
Yeah, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, you know, I want you to have it.
Ah!
Mmm, there's another 8mm cannon.
Yep, we need you.
A couple more beams.
Oh my god, what was that?
Wait a minute.
The, the hell was that?
I'm going to check, I'm going to look.
What in the hell the sh-
I see nothing, I think we're okay.
Hmm.
It's a race.
Very suspicious.
By the way, we left the engine on.
Go ahead and turn that off, just in case.
Almost in case.
Got it!
The box with the radio beacon has been triggered.
Is that us?
Oh no, I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him!
There's a middle of the map.
Oh, we abandoned loot.
We're gonna loot him.
Goddamn.
A little bit more, a little bit more loosing, a little bit more loosing, a little bit more
loosing.
Oh, red door.
Requires a key.
It seems this kind of red door.
Can you blow it open?
No, no.
It's like armored you need a key. Let me see let me see
It's on me
Looting
There's a door that requires a key
There's a I think there's a 100% spawn rate that it spawns in the area. You know mean yeah, yeah
Yeah, these are so finagling though. They spawn loose loot
Like this door opens. It's almost it where you add no no no it's not that kind of door. It's a different one
I'm gonna
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's upstairs. Oh, hey, you little people to the beat
Yeah, yeah, well I see it. There's a door here exactly what I was thinking
There's a door
We said
If there's a door
With the hat there has to be a key oh
The door no truly not
Well, I'm sure I'm dead. I'm dead on it. No cap on my mama surely not
I found the key I found the key I'm coming back
Come come come come to me
Which is rare weapons in there. Oh my goodness. Oh, we're gonna weep right here
Hop on a big man hop on it
All right, so it you stay out there figure out what day of the week it is go ahead give it
What's taking us so long?
How do you use that?
Oh, that's a box key.
Wait, what?
Is this a different kind of key?
I've never seen a key for this.
I'm sure there's a key somewhere.
Really, really.
There's a beautiful red door here.
Something.
The likes of which has never been seen.
The likes of which have never been seen.
Are you hearing this?
The likes of which has never been seen.
That sounds crazy
Blow it up
It's a key has to have a key. Oh, no, the key has to be in the village
100%
It's kind of a big barrage
Not really. I mean it's it's it's it's it's it's a size of a lot. So it should be easy to find
Yeah, so when you might grab this box pretty ugly, I'm gonna look for the key real quick. We never get the chance boss
I
On my way, sir
Red barrels can also be a key. Oh, no, no, no
We apparently there's another red door that there's that you could blow up maybe the keys in there. Oh
That would make sense that it would be
One of those doubles the devil donkey double donkey double donkey
Even I just run more stuff and I don't have a box
The box is all over the whole fucking town man!
Every four feet!
The peep is open for a key!
A lot of cannons.
We're all full up on cannons.
I think we're good on those unless it's one of those upgraded ones.
Can you tell us by looking at it or do you have to pick it up?
Yeah, it should be green or blue.
It's rusty, worn and then regular.
Oh yeah, it's rusty.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I passed I walked right by a red door apparently. Well, thank you boys. I
Wanted right by a red door immediately my red door cause of foolish. I'm so foolish. Oh my goodness. I'm so close right here
It's right here. You right way here. I got it. I got it. You got the key
No, no, I found the red door. There is a red door right?
Oh, oh
My oh my god, guys, I just got a green suck and
Chardonnay
I'll be more than a score.
No key, no, no key.
You were born.
No key.
No key.
What's a key for?
A box or a door?
It's for a door.
Wait, can you grab all this stuff?
Can I bring this back to the ship, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh wait, it's 1889, Sergeant A.
That was when you were born, Summit.
Man, fuck you, man.
1889.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Follow me, boys.
Follow me, gang.
Follow me, boys.
I'm still in it. It's very small. Um, I do not see a key here, honestly. Let me search
behind the bank. Tell her the shotgun turrets still there though. I've got room for it.
What is this key at?
It could be anywhere. It could be here. It could be there.
It could be anywhere.
Also, the box key. I've never been able to use all the boxes.
They're locked boxes. You can open?
Yeah. It's like a regular box, but instead of it being like...
No.
Like like it's like but I can sit like it's like it's like a regular box like it's but like it's like but like
It's like but like it's like but he's like but instead of it being
Open it's locked. You mean
Honestly, you sound insane
Let me check the roof for a key sometimes people leave their keys in ridiculous places I mean
That's true
maybe maybe a single mom was off to drop her kids off in soccer practice and
before she went she was roof jumping parkourings you just finished
assassin's creed black flag and she wanted to parkour so and she left
Oh, he's up there.
I know you may be a little challenged in the arm department.
Who would assess this?
When the P nuts are pinched, and roll.
Never scratch.
Pinch it, roll, pinch it.
The wind blows through your hair.
Pinch roll, pinch roll.
Pinch, of course.
The key is in the small hut.
The small hut.
Guys, I think we should spend at least 30 more minutes
looking for this key.
And minimum, maybe an hour.
Sounds good.
I'm gonna just gonna grab this shotgun turret.
Where is this key at?
It's hiding from us give it to Tyden.
You think it's on the move? It's like a mecha chameleon key. Could be it could be weapons in this boat, maybe
We forgot it this boat
Did you check the crane the crane what crane I don't I don't know somebody in Chet said check the great
Wait, there is wait. Did you check that? There's like that on top of the tallest building. There's like a platform up there
Oh, no, I have not checked that. I don't know how to get up that feels like a key
That that does feel like a key spot that does feel like a key spot right there that looks that's a certified key spot right there
Let me drop my box. Okay, it's a key spot
I wonder how one might acquire the altitude required for such endeavors though that would that's the question
That's the question. Oh, there is a tiny crane here actually
Office the crane doesn't look like a key spot. Yeah, no, no, no, no, absolutely
Oh, you know, I see I might or if I jump from there to there to there to there. I could probably get up there. I
Might have this Lucy here. Hold on. Wait a moment
I'm going to check the crane in here, because now...
Now it's just titillating your mind.
It's titillating my mind.
It's titillating your mind.
The mind is being titillated, and I must check the crane.
But as expected, the crane is titillating.
This doesn't seem like this is the round.
I am not having much luck on the altitude.
Maybe there's a window you can climb out of.
Let me look for the any open window we go in the building and climb out of
hmm
Oh, wait, what I'm in you can go up. Yeah, what are you going up the stairs?
That's that note. That's the red door. That's the red door. What red door the red the red door leads to that spot that we're looking
With this stuff on top, but where you sure it did be a way did we go?
Hold on
Wait, I highly doubt that room goes to the roof. No, I'm telling I think that
That you that you that you get to the roof get the key and then come back down
Maybe the bank owner left the key on the roof by accident
Fools
the old God of war. Can you jump on each other or do we pass through each other?
Because if we can jump on each other, I've got an idea.
I think there's, yeah, I think there's collision.
Can we come outside really quickly then? Let me see, is there collision?
No, no collision. There's chest I think.
Look at this, I've gotten this close, but I can't quite...
You can't get on that. Sometimes it lets you like run up and sometimes it doesn't.
There's gotta be a way out of this roof.
I'm telling you, I'm not crazy.
Getting worse, I'm getting lower.
There must be a way out of the roof.
There has to be a way out of the roof.
There must be.
What's this?
Do you see?
Wait, wait, wait, can you stand on red barrels?
No, no, you cannot. No, you cannot. You're right. Oh, you're right. What about the gliders
like Fortnite? Oh my goodness. We can jump from the hill with the Fortnite glider and
get to the roof. Guys, there has to be a way to this room.
I can get to the other room. I can literally get to the other room.
They're telling me to blow open a door is there a door that's in here
Blow open the top for that isn't sound right. That isn't sound right at all
I don't think that's right at all. It doesn't seem right. I
Can try but I that doesn't sound right. Oh
I didn't work in this line. It's just I
Think I know I don't you know what I
Don't think the keys on the roof. I know I'm telling you the key is on the roof
I can sense it. I can sense it. I'm literally I'm looking at the roof from this other room
And now that I'm looking at the roof from this other room
Yeah, it doesn't look like that much of a roof wait somebody's telling me to use the c4 on you see
Wait, why would you use c4 on the door?
We're really me. Oh, I believe this is I use the can on the wrong guys. Where's this other door ad?
I got the wrong door
I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Which door am I trying to blow this one?
Green door on the third floor. No, no, no that one we need a key for you guys. I haven't seen following along this entire
This entire time. I feel like no one even knows what what we're doing what we're doing
Move the red barrels in front of the red board then shoot them. Yeah, but this isn't a normal red door
This is your
That door that you need a key definitely with the second floor as a door you can blow up key he required
Should I try C4? No, definitely do not try C4 definitely. Let me try boy. Oh, no
Hey, oh, no, you can just just blowing up for there's a door below that door this door. What do I wait what?
What door?
What door the doggy?
What?
We hold on wait
How many doors
I'm telling you giving there's something on that roof. We're getting there is something on that
Root, wait, what if we drive the thing toward here? Now that would be tall enough
fourth floor door. I
Already tried looking at the fourth floor door
It doesn't work!
It is a small hut just outside the main floor area.
Wait, where is it?
Where is it?
It is located in a small hut just outside the main floor area.
Wait, are you still going to Google where to find the key?
Because there's multiple doors that require multiple keys.
I don't know.
But hold up, what P.O.I. are we at? Let me see.
I'm going to go look for it.
Wait, hold up, wait, there's a suspicious way to hold up.
There's a suspicious hatch.
This is actually right to the roof. Wait a second. We didn't see this before. What is this? We put a barrel below this
I have C4 check him up
That didn't work. Okay. Let me see what P. Oh, I let me see we are at I
Think those Seagin. Okay, let me look a
Sands Raiders of Sophie. Where is the Seagin Bank key?
You do all right up there summit
On the second floor of the tank building in the Seagin sector, oh he's second to it.
After all this time you guys are gonna loot some box and it has a couple greens.
It's not about the loot summit, it's about the glory.
It's about the honor is on the line.
You know, it's something to imagine if we don't find this game.
We would look like fools.
We would look like idiots.
Yeah, we're definitely making sure at the moment that we're keeping everybody's high
Respects of course of course we have learned the utmost respect hold on wait a second
Oh, no that no that doesn't work either. That is
I don't think I don't wait hold on
Hold on wait a second. Wait hold on wait a minute. Hold on wait wait
He's a tip dog. He's a short tip. I'm gonna access your cargo hold to retrieve
Hold on hold on what if hold on wait a second
There must be a key somewhere
Somewhere here somewhere on the premises. We are simply missing the key. Oh
We've got response. Oh my goodness. We've got response wait. Hold on for a second
There's no hot there's no hot there is a hot in the back. Oh my god with the loopy spot
This this this the safe is full again, and there's a look. Oh, I found another box key
Wait, I see this look at it. Look at the same thing. The same if the loot is respond. Oh
I didn't even know what I was on it. We're looting
This child is the second to you I second P. Oh, I
Second POI second POI second POI situation. That's a second. That's an SPS second POI situation
CSPS
Certified second POI situation. That's right
Okay, not all the loot respond that is a little bit of loot little little bit of loot little bit of loot is respond
There has to be a way there
I did gimmick. I don't know if I could let this go
I did I'm with you. I honestly I could I could look this whole time. I
He's high
It's not ours, it's actually
You know some chicks name we started the last to moon
How would you wait now that I'm looking at it from this ankle gimmick that doesn't look like a roof you get to
Okay, then where would the key be if not on the roof?
You know, because I checked the green hut.
I checked the green hut.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem to be very fruitful, key-wise.
It doesn't seem to be very fruitful, key-wise.
You know what I mean?
It's literally a barren situation.
I've got a shovel.
I've got a shovel.
Oh, can we do something with that?
Oh, shit, I can't fucking bury me.
What do you do with a shovel?
Did you really have a shovel?
I found one, yeah, I found one.
You can actually find buried stashers.
Remember that sparkle that you blew me up at?
Yeah.
That was, if you have a shovel, you can dig up buried treasure.
There's little sparkles.
You can see a sparkle in the desert.
This is pissing me off.
This is pissing me off.
There's no shack I feel like the shack is the thing
It just didn't spawn no wait
Wait, hold on with new chat right here red key located in a small hot outside the main floor in ha wait, ah
perfect
The main for area
Yes
Yes, I know
No, it's hold on what if it's hot it's a hotless hell skates
What we what what we must do is lose our heads
What is this guy up to oh my god, he's a d1 linebacker I
Got him. Thank you. Thank you very kindly. Thank you
red key to different areas see I just don't believe that hold on wait let's
investigate the door if you were a hut where would you be what if we ask Java
red door okay okay let me google this sand raiders of Sophie where to find key
for red door the Seagin Bank key specifically the white key in the game
Sand Raiders of Sophie is located on the second floor spawn point on the second floor may vary slightly
But it's typically found searching offices desks or hidden loot containers in that building
You can use this white key to unlock the red door in the area
Wait wait it says located in a small hut outside the main floor in Mirza's
So this is yeah, no, no, I think
I think,
Okay, Jasmine spamming this.
All right.
There's no place.
Wait, are they talking about me or sausage?
No, the Seagin Bank key.
That's where we are.
Yeah.
We're at Seagin.
The Seagin Bank key, specifically the white key
in the game, Sand Racism,
so he's located on the second floor of the bank building.
The second floor.
Because the game utilizes procedural elements,
the key's exact spawn point is on the second floor,
made very slightly,
But it's typically found by searching offices desks or hidden
This is the second floor right here
But it says it varies
Listen listen listen I'm getting where the red key is located in the small hat outside the main floor in Merzah's
M-E-R-Z-A-U-G-E
You're in Sagan
I know but there's a place on the map called M-E-E-R-E-S-A-U-Z-E which is basically just a different pronunciation of Merzah's
Oh
Oh maybe that's
I think the key is in a whole different area for this area.
Then we'd come back to this area, bang, bang, boom.
Guys, listen, I know it's not going to work,
but I'm so desperate I'm willing to use a bomb on the door,
even though I'm 100% certain it won't work.
100% certain it won't work, but I'm also willing.
Well, I have two C4s.
No, no, no, we shouldn't waste C4s.
Guys, I am losing my mind.
I NEED IT!
I do, there's no key here.
There's no key.
Are you sure about that when you place your soul on the line?
Me?
Yes.
For what?
No, I'm just being cast.
Oh.
They've all been spamming it.
But it all is going to be the same as-
I think we only need sands now.
Nobody else is around.
The loot in here is going to be so crazy though.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on. What if someone had the key this whole time?
Some-someone grabbed the key with that ship.
Hey guys, why don't we just go to Mere Sausage and see if it's there? You guys down for that?
Uh, yeah. I don't think it's gonna be there, but...
I don't think it's gonna be there either. We're basically...
There's literally nothing that says it's gonna be there except for one website that spells the name with literally all completely different letters.
I
What the hell is going on let's get the freaking heck out of what are you talking about guys where is the
Guys at some point time you just got to think to yourself like who gives a fuck about this key. I
I I give a fuck about the key
giving I don't know about you but I'm I I would stay here for a thousand years to
find this key. I would stay here until the circle forced me to die until the
circle consumed my entire being to find this key. This person's typing for the
very first time in my chat and I believe him he says you need the red key from
near sausage to get the white key from saying that would make sense that's what
that is what we're about to do right kind of like not really not honestly listen
not really because number one the place isn't even called near sausage on the
website would just interpreting it as that the closest sounding name to that
and then secondly why would we need a what what what on the website says it'll
be on the second floor but the red keys on the third floor so like we're
basically just using things that are not like they're close enough to where
because we're going and saying the work but in reality they're not the same at
all you guys ever thought about playing like we're like we only give a fuck
about the keys when we happen to find them on dead bodies of our fucking enemies or what can we
figure it out wait what's going on i do like the idea i said you know what let's go to mirror
sausage and find this fucking key wait wait wait wait i have a quick feed to her guys you see there's
a green box at mirror sausage right now i see we kill them at your sausage then we buy the key
perfect our reshape will be small thing as future first piece stands all the way to mirror sausage
The red circle is going to be a profit.
No, no, listen, listen, the circles are about to close, and I guarantee you Mere Sausage is going to be claimed within the next circle.
And we'll be perfectly safe.
When you might take the wheel, I'm going to go grab another silly juice.
I'm going to get completely hammered.
I've lost all sense of reality.
This key has destroyed my self-worth, has destroyed my will to live, and I'm going to drown my sorrows in voodoo rangers tonight.
I feel like we were edging for a long time and it just didn't happen.
I'll be right back. Oh, and now I can't see him. Okay.
Oh, she can't. She can't.
You guys got that? You guys got that?
What are we doing?
Ah, you got that.
Be right back. Be right back, gang. Be right back.
Go on, I'm going. I just grabbed the...
It was close. We didn't make it. We had to fight these things.
I'm ready.
The Ambulance up the ship is a little...
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I got the door that started playing loop-walk, we're gonna get him!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
I'm on it! I'm on it! Don't you lie to us!
I'm on it, boss! Yeah!
God damn it!
You can't hit him!
Are you waiting?
Oh, get down, you son of a bitch, and get up there!
Oh my gosh!
Got him!
Good work, team, good luck!
Oh, I'm running out of time.
I'll grab some loot and come follow me in case there's a repair duty.
Alright boys.
Yes, yes, yes.
I need to repair the feet of our vehicle vessel.
Of course, of course.
Take your time.
Take your time.
We did.
Is it dancing?
We did get a couple 80 millimeter shots.
I don't think enough for a blitz, everything we just spent, but it'll do.
It'll do.
It'll do.
Hit for three, we don't do anything.
Why is that?
I think some of it may have been...
Are we dancing?
I was getting stuck on a stupid truck.
Oh, oh, oh. I think you're clearing out.
There's a little bit of dancing. A little bit of celebrations everyone's doing.
Got it.
Our momentous victory that we just claimed to Bobbys' flakers.
You're barely feet, yeah.
Never here.
Here's at your leisure.
Oh, beautiful.
I appreciate that, Zebra. Thank you for allowing us to fix the feet of the Great Machine.
We must please the Great Machine.
The Great Machine wants more and deserves more.
Did you get it all?
I got it all. I got it all.
We definitely wasted more ammo than we acquired.
That was a net negative situation.
I won't lie to you boys, we have a significantly more ammo in the 80mm on the back than we
do on the front.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I got ammo at that thing.
Hold on now.
Where did I put it?
I'm going to swap out one of the 80mms, alright?
I think, yeah, yeah, go ahead also.
I definitely got a whole stack of ammo.
Oh yeah, yeah, there's some right here.
Oh, go ahead, pop it in, go ahead, pop it in.
And when we gotta beat the storm, when we lose a daylight,
we'll lose, oh my goodness, mere sausage is not in the next circle.
If we want to make, we gotta stop on the gas.
Fuck mere sausage, man.
We need 40, not 80.
We need 40 millimetre.
Because we're gonna have to really stop on the gas if we want to get this mere sausage.
before the
before the storm
You know what I say fuck me assasins this I can literally see two
Two different enemies with beacon boxes about to collide and kill each other
We let him kill each other and then we kill the winner
double loot
And these guys are probably going to have looting be alive so they would have those boxes
You, this, this turtle is what happened last time and everybody died.
So even if we had won that battle, everything would have died.
Nah, we're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
It'll be fine.
You trust me, Captain gimmick.
You have faith in you, Captain.
Can you put your faith in me, gimmick?
Put it in me!
I have a kind of faith, yes.
Put it in me, gimmick.
Put it in me!
This type of trust.
Oh!
Let's all see it up.
Oh, oh, oh, hold on!
I have to drive it to sew it on.
Somebody forgot he was the driver.
WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO A BOAT!
WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO A BOAT! OH MY GOD!
OH! We just went right over there.
On the combat drivers.
There were some upgraded cannons on that thing.
There was two green...
The two green... Really? He's here?
Yeah, on that boat back there, yeah.
We place the ground guards.
It's over there, and we're over here.
Too late now.
Yeah, that's too difficult.
That's way too difficult.
That's a lot of work.
That's a lot of work to do back there.
on the sands again
I showed you something
So that we're on the sands again
You might turn this a little bit right, Mr. Summit, a little bit
You seem to be
I guess there's a boat there
It's good, they probably don't want to hit the boat
Uh
Oh
Oh
One of those that
A little bit
A little bit left
Yeah, there we go. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
There's our upgraded cannons, dude. Wouldn't we find boats like that next time?
They spawn upgraded cannons. You want to go to the boat? Are you sure those are green cannons?
The one's on the front. The one on the front is. Look at it.
Hold on. Those are shotguns.
Yeah, we're shotguns. The other one had 80 millimeters.
Is that a green? On the top, yeah.
I can't tell if the bottom one is a rusty one and the bottom one's a rusty one.
That's a rusty old guy.
The top one's a green one.
And on the other boat, they had two green 80 millimeters.
We talked to my friends.
For those like those dark iron boats like that, it looks like those who...
We might want to hit those at the beginning of the round and get some...
It's artillery.
Yeah, I need to go be silly because that is absolutely incredible.
My butthole lathered me up in baking soda and fucked me silly let me tell you
Try your skin out a little shell out part of the dance. It's all part of the dance. I do I see
Demoisturized moisturized demoisturized moisturized moisturized moisturized
Guys guys look at the bottom of those two guys are battling it out right now
battling it out
good or raw smoke yeah yeah yeah we'll circle camp we'll circle camp up we'll
hide with our engine up now that's a now that's an idea wait yeah yeah you can
see the smoke do we have that red smoke right where they are you can see it
from here we see giant blue red smoke oh yeah I see it yeah I see oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Can you change the color of the smoke in your gun? Oh my god, you can look at that
It's a party it's a party
Oh
This is nice wait, what's up guys guys guys? Oh
Yeah, oh, they're right there exactly we're fine. We're fine. They're exactly let them back back
Yeah, there's another enemy directly in front of us to it
Oh, good heavens. Oh, it's a coach, it's a coach, it's a coach.
Eugh, gracious.
We let those guys extract for sure.
I see we left them extract.
I don't think that's a symbol of that.
I think that's just someone loosening up.
We let those guys extract and we camp over here
with these two fools to finish their fight,
you know what I mean?
Yes.
Funny enough, he's so stealthy.
Maybe he's undone by people massive enough
to tell it to smoke.
Oh yeah, not the best for concealment.
Really? It's like a pride parade out here.
Fantastic! Let me see if I can see the smoke.
It seems that I think they're right over that mountain. So that should conceal us as well.
We'll wait right here at Roch Walk.
Roch Walk?
Wait, wait, wait. You have seven pockets right next to this rock right here. Turn the engine down.
They'll be coming. They'll be coming from this side of the mountain. Definitely because of the
They'll be coming around the mountain.
They'll be coming around the mountain.
Oh, 100%. They'll be coming right there.
Right there on the side of the mountain, boys.
No doubt by my mind. No doubt.
That's another silly comparison.
Mr. Summit, Mr. Summit.
Mr. Summit, Mr. Summit, Mr. Summit.
Yeah.
Hold on. I just had to walk really fast here.
They'll be coming from our behind.
Right behind us.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to get you guys down the shaft, so oh, of course. It looks like you want to go like up on this
We could literally see the extract
Yeah, there's no way they can see past us
The extract
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, perfect vision on the extract
Swap through that out. Like you do, like you do.
Alright, okay. You got two bogies. Oh, that one's... oh, that's not good for that guy.
Boys, I think they might be consumed by the devil.
They haven't moved in a while.
Oh, you know what? They're probably looting the other one, but they're getting risky.
One's probably looting, the circle's actively moving.
You're right, one's probably looting the other guy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, definitely, definitely.
But they ain't looted ya, cause the two boxes are still separate, and that wall is coming in.
Unless they did a double, a double boner like me.
It could be, it could be a double, triple, quadruple reverse psychology.
Oh my god, you think that they're actually totally alive?
We might wanna kill the engine so that our plan works.
Also, we're completely exposed and anyone can see us coming from this direction.
We should see them too. I mean wide open fields
Okay, we got 30 shots of 40 mil on that guy
Plenty of 80 plenty of 80. Yeah. Yeah, we're good on the 80. Yeah, I'm gonna stay on the top right guy
Oh, no, no, no, we have different types of ammo in this. We're good on oh, I see the smoke
I'm I think I see the smoke. I never mind. It's a no, that's no, that's a rock. Ah
They're toasts. Yeah, they don't move in like two seconds in like 30 seconds ago that they might
They might be dead, the bottom boss.
Did they kill each other?
They might have, which means we might be coming off it.
The left ship is definitely dead.
The peepers field.
Yeah, the left ship is dead.
Guys, I think-
The right one, wait, the right one might be moving.
The right one's-
The right one's moving.
It's moving.
It's moving.
It's moving.
Oh, man, they're playing with fire.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, we have to kill them in the circle or we'll be scooped.
We are in the circle right now.
We are in the circle.
So we just feel like we need to go whip around more, dudes.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't like we're at.
We want to go forward more and then turn whip right more.
We can expose ourselves.
First of all, second of all, because they can't, if they stop, they're dead.
That's true.
We have to hide ourselves and wait for them so we're going directly toward the enemy outside
of the circle.
I don't know if this is...
No, I'm going to hug this rock.
Okay.
Get right on the way.
He can't get over this rock.
We have to go around it.
But if he...
Look, what Derek, he's going to do, he's just going to wrap left on us.
We're not even going to be able to fight him.
So I would rather him wrap left than us all be obliterated by the Satan circle.
Do you have any speeders guys guys guys why don't we fucking trolling right now is just a break
Are we
Wait hold on now
I can see
What
Get ready for shots on the left.
If we're going down, we're taking them with us.
We got to stay in front of them.
Flip around ASAP.
Take their legs out.
Okay, we'll keep the side.
Get the reaction director.
Now we're going straight into the circle.
Take their legs out.
Interinterinterinterinterinterinter.
We're shooting right through the black smoke.
Right through the black smoke.
I got their legs.
Get the shoot back here, get the shoot for the back here, get the shoot for the back here.
Direct hit through the reactor! Direct hit through the reactor!
I got their leg, I got their leg, take this!
Direct react to any, it's low, it's low! One couple more shots around this road!
I got their other leg! Get the reactor, you next step!
I don't, I'm trying! Why are we stuck?
Prepare the, prepare the, prepare the reactor, prepare the reactor!
We're right behind you! Stop it! It's one shot! It's one shot!
We're right behind your ship!
I mean, John, it's just you, we're repairing!
Get the picture of feet! Get the picture of feet!
There's something, we're going to show them on you. Why don't we start?
I don't know! I don't know!
No, I think I said get over here! I think I said get over here!
Oh my God!
They're on the ship!
That's it!
What's going on? What's going on?
Guys, we're gonna get eaten by the circle, but don't move.
I got one! I got one! I got one! I got one!
Get us out of here! There's nothing wrong with that beast!
Why would we try to get us out of here?
The captain shut off! The engine's not on!
Why do we need to get the turd off?
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'm putting the boost in!
You're shocked!
I'm dead!
I'm shocked!
Dude, he turned our fucking engine off.
They broke it.
It's time to whip out the circle of black tears.
It's time to whip out the circle of metal black tears!
I'm sorry!
Little shocked and shocked in.
We got him!
Oh, shit, we're still alive!
Oh, I thought we were all over!
It's Reactor! It's Reactor!
Oh, no! Oh, I'm locked in! I'm locked in!
It's Reactor! It's Reactor!
We have to go! We have to go!
I'm prepared! I'm prepared!
I thought we all died.
I thought we were...
We're still kicking!
We're still kicking!
We're still kicking!
We're still kicking!
We're still kicking! We're still kicking!
We're still kicking!
Locked in!
Open the reactor!
I'm hitting it. I'm gonna jump on their ship. You're the captain now.
Listen, I haven't boarded the ship in a long time. I'm about to hop in.
I'm absolutely dreading them right now.
How are they not dreading them?
You guys are crushing these guys.
Correct me, I can't.
We're out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
We're out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
Get out of ammo.
We're being repaired.
We got to weigh out that circle.
We got to weigh out the circle.
Come on, we're dead.
Wait, wait.
What do you mean you're dead?
You're dead.
There's the guy that was repairing the reactor.
I'm just a little bit of casey.
Hey, what?
Wait, I'm very confused.
We didn't die, right?
Yeah, we didn't die, right?
Yeah.
We're not going to anybody.
We're here.
We're going to anybody.
Wait, you want it.
God, you want it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got this, Pete?
Are you preparing it?
You don't got this.
Not sure.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm selling.
Selling.
Selling.
Selling.
Yeah?
Selling.
Genuinely, yeah, I think I think I think you are I think you you might not
Have I think you might have hit this last time too hard. I think you might have hit the last time
You were okay, okay, let me explain what's just happened there. We went around the rock
We're going into the circle. Why would we do that is somebody?
Because there's no because there's a big rock in the way there was no way to like fight them without moving
Camp outside the circle, chill there for a couple weeks!
They're coming to the axe, like we're camping! That was the whole plan!
Yeah, yeah, that's what we did though. There was no difference.
We were just not in the circle, so we moved into the circle.
What do you mean? We were winning that fight! I don't even know how we died!
We literally lost 1,000% because of you, Summit.
Listen, I don't know if it was you or gimmick that is repairing the fucking reactor and decided to accidentally
Press it off. We were both on the gun.
We were both on the gun.
We were both on the gun.
I'm telling you, same with your dealer, that shit is laced.
I don't know how.
We got EMP, apparently.
Okay, we got EMP.
I mean, brothers, even after the EMP, how do we die at the end?
You gotta do this.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Explain to me how we died.
What happened? I don't know. I don't know. I honestly don't know. We were in a big circle for $30 million!
And what? We went to the circle for no reason. We were not in the circle. We were not in the circle.
The guy that was repairing the engine left the ship for no reason.
Peanut, peanut, we were not in the circle. Nor were we in a position to hold the circle because of the big fucking mountain next to us.
They would have just gone on the other side of the mountain and it would have been exactly the same
Okay at the at the end I stopped the fucking ship to like cuz I thought we're gonna blow them up and dip
They would have just moved down in front of us. They would have just been in front of us all the time.
They would have, though, what does that mean?
We were on the bottom right of the circle. They would have just go northwest.
And we had a big road that we couldn't go over, the rest of us.
To where? Where?
What do you mean to where? Into the map?
Is there a family relative of them?
They're going to visit because there's certainly a no extraction point
Who cares if there's an extraction point? What do you mean? We're just cutting
I don't understand you want to like chase them or do you want to cut them off and fight them?
I don't understand what you want to mean. What do you mean?
Everybody you are freaking out for no reason at all
All you have to do is repair more and shoot your gun less shoot your gun look for repairs
Shoot your gun look for repairs. I look at it. You played it so much the whole time before anything was even needed to be
Complained about yes
We started moving at them because we were not in a position to hold their rotate across the mountain
What does that even mean though?
Like oh my lord, let's let's let's break it down if they win the direction
I thought they were gonna go but you literally said it's a fight that they were doing I was right
But to say another word, we're on the south of the circle.
When you're on the south of the circle, there's only northwest or northeast to go.
We are positioned on the northeast, okay?
They only need to go northwest to avoid us and just be running from us all the time.
Because we have a mountain...
There's no extract, and they have to come to us.
Even if there was an extract, you could still chase them.
I just cut them off between them and the circle so that there would be more pressure on them while they were running
to what?
What dude, what do you not understand about that summit if they listen summit
We literally had a perfect trap
It's enough wave into the past by the past by we kill dude you listen
I'm saving the circle to look like you couldn't drive yourself
Okay, out of a paper bag while we play this game
You know where to position the puck and boat like they would just go right by us
There was no way for us to hold there. Oh my lord
What is that even me? Why wouldn't we just turn on?
Why are you complaining about the beginning of the fight that didn't even change anything
It is that the be it was to be in the middle of the fight that fucked us, right?
He was with the guy
I
Paired the shit out of the engine. What are you talking about?
I jumped off the ship for total of 20 seconds and that's when everything hits the fan
Come on, bro. That's cuz the other team is focusing the engine and it only takes about 20 seconds to kill
Oh, I
Think I don't think there's a few times why tell the gunners to focus the gunners not the engine
That's what we're supposed to do.
All their guns were down.
I think we had to be just on the little tippy tip of the circle.
The only thing that could explain our engine going down,
because when I was repairing it, it was not getting shot.
There was no shots.
All their gun, I had decimated their guns.
I don't even know how their ship was.
We literally were camping them.
We said, wait till they pass by.
They passed by, we killed them.
That's it.
That was the whole flak.
Literally the then and then instead we charged out out of the circle
To even if we won we would still lose peanut peanut
Okay, you are complaining about a part of the fight that didn't have anything to do with the loss
Right. Oh man. Why didn't we sit here?
So we decided to engage in the fight rather than sit on the corner, right?
But that didn't even change the fight
Well, it kind of got rid of our element of surprise is why we were hiding with our engine off
I mean brother, there's no element of surprise there. We had a rock in between us and them
No, what do you mean go watch the VOD and look where we're positioned dude?
You can't climb the rock. We don't want to go around it. Okay. Let's let's check the vibe. You know what?
You know what? Let's take the vibe. We're taking the vibe. Go look at the vibe. Let's take the vibe. Let's take the vibe
Here we go. I'm checking the vibe. Okay, go. Feel free to watch the vibe. Hop on the street. Hop on the street. Here we go.
We're falling apart. I'm taking the vibe. We're falling apart. I'm taking the vibe. I'm taking the vibe. We're falling apart.
Here we go. Here we go.
The sands are tearing the support.
Here we go. Here we go.
I'm checking the bond. I'm checking the bond.
Here we go. You ready for this?
I hear you. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
All right.
Okay. I have the map up.
All right.
Here is the enemy.
Here is us.
Here's the extract.
Literally a straight line.
What are you talking about?
Look at the boat.
Look at the big mountain range in between us and them.
You're not climbing it.
So say I went around this way.
Where do they go?
What do you mean? Where do they go? You can say that about every single fight ever.
They would have to talk to the extract them. This is insane.
What do you mean? Where do they go? Why are you saying that right now? Like, that's an argument.
They don't have any other part of the map they want. What are you talking about?
But where? But where?
What do you mean where?
There's no extract here!
Your whole idea was, your whole complaint is I got rid of the element of surprise.
There would not have been an element of surprise.
So what do you so now you're complaining that they would have it gone nowhere else?
What are you complaining about exactly here?
Listen where sit right here. They walk by us toward the extract we kill him and but it's still we went out of the circle
Brother did not we were fighting before the circle was even touching us. Oh god. The circle was moving
Oh god, no way. We were way out in front of it while we're fighting
So I don't understand
fighting so you're on right there we're outside the circle right there we haven't
started fighting yet you just said we started before we were out of the
circle where I was like oh right that's not true I said dude listen read the
fucking map brother you can't tell is the circle not the blue the red is the
circle my friend the blue is closing so even if you want the fight we still
lost talking about dude we could all travel into the circle
I don't understand what you're saying.
Dude, there's no way that you don't, dude, don't you play Battle Royale?
You don't know how rotations work?
But you don't know how to hold people out of a fucking circle?
I'm saying, but are you tripping balls?
What are you saying?
And outskirts is the only extract.
You're literally complaining that we lost the legit fight.
You're complaining that we lost a legit fight?
That's it.
There was no driving problem there that got us fucked.
You guys got fucked on the guns.
That's it.
repair enough we got fucked on guns you're trying to shoot the fucking what's
the calls instead of the turrets and that's what happens we got the turrets
we did not die the turrets we died okay first of all little you know give
arts give everybody a little break we got hit by an EMP none of us knew what
the hell that even existed we had no idea why our engine turned off for
like a good fucking two and a half minutes apparently we got hit by an EMP
round to turn our engines on. I think so. You know what? Summit could have gone either way.
It could have gone around the rock. My fan was not that good. Let us rejoin.
I'll pull up the bottom right now and do the same thing.
You're right, Mr. Summit. I was wrong. I was honestly going to go around and we would have
loss we'd have to chase him. We'd have to chase him. You're right, you're right, you're
right, you're right. Let us let us rejoice that we are playing on a Friday night a great
game of Bugs Friends. That is what it's most important for us.
Mr. Nunn, it's my wife Heather's birthday. She is on patrol.
Dammit Heather, it's not the time.
She loves you.
They what? Wait, sorry, I'll do it to you.
Yeah, they love you!
Open this whipscreen full of magical activities. Alright, either you do a round of team activations.
That's what we need right about now, some team affirmations.
These are team affirmations.
These are team affirmations.
That's what we need.
Guys, I honestly think that EMP, whatever the case is on the details of this analysis,
I think the fact that we got hit by a thing that we didn't know existed was a big part of the chaos.
They use alien technology.
Alien technology.
Hit by that and then we might have got hit by another if we were in the circle if some it's tough
And if we were in the circle then they had to have hit us with some other kind of boom
Because we I had destroyed all of their guns their guns were we were not being shot at when our engine went down
Literally they weren't even firing
So we got either killed by the circle or some other alien bullet
Alien yeah, I think I think these guys just knew what the fuck was going on and I didn't even know it either existed
I thought our legs were down so I went down to our legs our legs were fine
I went back up the ladder
Our legs were all fine? We stopped?
Our legs were fine
They hit us with an EMP bullet which apparently shuts our engine down
Which one we got to get a hold of some of those
I think we might have hit another like a burn bullet or something
because we were, unless we were in the circle, we were not being shot at.
We have to find that. We have to find that alien technology.
100%. 100%. Let us, let us, should we still use the veteran recluse? Are we liking the ship?
Are we liking the ship? I like the ship. I like the ship.
You like the ship? Nice little guy. It's a good little guy.
Good little guy? Wait, I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Gibbock. I'm in a bit of a tizzy.
This is the last time I can afford the veteran recluse.
The last time.
This is going to be very successful.
After that very productive.
We have to succeed in the meeting.
After that very productive, tactical conversation that we got.
Very tactical.
I think me and some of you are really thinking of what the next plan is with that ginseng.
A tactical analysis.
There was a tactical analysis, a tactical analysis.
Let me grab a little something.
It was tactical-adjacent.
All right, here we go.
Oh, we got, I'm gonna bring in an 80 millimeter,
I see, I have a green 80 millimeter.
Oh, do you think that's worth bringing in?
Do you think that's worth bringing in?
Dude, I feel like if we really want a mid-max,
we bring in some basic stuff
and we find some of those dark, dark,
Like they're like the dark brown ships that have the cannons.
I mean, we should bring them in.
Yeah.
I can bring in the dark brown cannons.
We don't mind.
Remember those ships that we saw that upgraded ones?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%.
100%.
I say, oh, listen, let's bring in shitty cannons then just in case we get hit by robots.
And then we'll stop by one of those ships and get a good cannon.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm gonna bring in oh, I'm bringing in 180 millimeter and 30 high-velocity
80 millimeter shells. That's a that's a big boom. That's a that's a that's heavy
All right, wait say that it you're how many are you bringing 30 high-velocity?
Rare blue 80 millimeter shots the good ones really good ones. Come on. I'm bringing in an 80. Yep
Yep, I'm bringing an 80 and I'm bringing in a stack
I'll bring in
52. 52 80 millimeter shells. Oh my gosh. That's not too many. Which is all of them.
I'll bring it 30. Oh wait. Wait, what are you doing the 40 millimeter shells, right?
Uh, wait, 30 millimeter? What? You know what, what cannon do you bring in?
80 millimeter. Oh, wait, how many shells do you bring in?
I was gonna bring 52, but I can just bring 30 or should I bring a 40 millimeter?
No, no, no, bring it 80 millimeter with 52, 52 shots, 52 shots, yeah.
Perfect.
Done.
Okay.
Done.
All right, all right.
Let's ride!
Wait, is Summit...
I'm not certain.
I think he is strategizing about what to do next raid.
I mean, that's what's going on.
I think he's strategizing about what the next raid and where to go.
Beautiful.
It takes intense concentration, Mr. Giddick. Intense concentration. Do not, not disturb.
I understand. I understand completely.
As I'm just gonna say, I got a little, I got a little heavy right there. I was arguing
my point, but it would be obvious as we having fun playing games. That's what's most important.
That's the most important. I thought I was right.
I honestly think I lived, I think in the end, we got hit by tech, we didn't know existed.
I think that's really right. Yeah. And whoever, whatever of your strategy was...
The audience is right that the reworked what we would have we
I mean I might that we would have if we die if we did tell we would have lost
But he was right that the circle didn't have any effect on death. It was a regular fight all in all in all
It would be if we I mean I could check the thought I it was
It was if we were wait, we were in the circle. No, we were not so it does something
So I honestly think I honestly think they had tech that we don't understand
I think there might have been a like an like a constant damage
Bullet that they used on us or something because they shot us they they all their cannons were destroyed
They shot they are like they shot us for like a final time. We killed their cannons
I was railing them with the 40 ball here's railing all the shield up and they were just sitting there and we died some
They were frisky. They were frisky
They got these illegal shells
whatever you ready good sir whatever you wait whatever you ready big man
whatever you want I get up and good to go oh sorry
Let's ride!
Summit on Wheel will hop on the guns.
Should we do the 80? Wait, hold on.
We've got three 80mm.
Did somebody, did you bring one?
I think it's the sexual friction between me and Mr. Summit.
He's got a boner down there. He's waiting for it to go down before he hits on the ship.
Do you go on the captain's boat or something?
Do you need to go?
I'll be out here.
I'll be out here, August.
Keep an eye out.
Summit! Don't worry the German boner!
We won't look until it goes down.
Wait.
Oh, I just realized.
Yeah, we've got 380 movies.
How many shots do we have?
We have...
60...
100 for the kid of one of them there
120 one not not each
40 each
I did jump the top right one as the cool cells in it top left one as the regular that this back one has
What a little mix a little mix there. Yeah, did there's a little mix mix mix a little mix a little mix a little mix
All right
I
Will last someone just we last so I'm just we last one
Time did but let's get the ladder a little closer. I said we get the lot
Maybe he's looking for the ladder. Let's get the ladder a little closer. That's probably you know what you probably can't find the ladder
See you probably can't find the ladder right here right there
We are off to Fort Siebenberg, straight to Fort Wexley.
Nothing can stop us now.
We are actually going to Robbendale first, Robbendale, because it's Robbendale.
Nothing can stop us now, Robbendale, oh my god, it's right there.
And keep a lookout for those dark ships.
Hey, Mr. Summon, sorry if I got a little heated, my boy. I apologize.
You're a good friend of mine, and we're just having fun time playing the game.
I apologize for the summon.
Ah, my sesame, sorry.
Good, good, good. That's good to hear.
It's great to hear.
I am sorry to...
for pooping in the Catholic school.
That was me.
Oh wait, should we go to... should we go to Mirsaunce?
Maybe? For the key?
But is it the same every time?
Oh, it's not!
They're completely different.
Look, there's not even a mere sausage on the map.
No, there is.
There is.
There is.
Great.
Straight ahead, after Robin Vance's death.
Oh, my God.
There's no such thing as a right.
We hit that, yeah?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We're going to have to do a little donkey work here, though.
Little donkey work, little donkey work.
Lock it in, boys, lock it.
Put a positive, put a positive shift.
Hop on the guns, boys.
Hop on!
Let him on it!
They gone, miss a moment now.
There's only one?
No, the other one.
They're on the right.
I can't do anything.
Who's gonna wait here for me?
Oh my god, there's both of them.
Oh, he's gonna come kiss the shit.
Got one, got him, got him, got him.
He's hanging around, hanging around.
Got a switch gun.
Oh, I'm turning it, I'm turning it.
Let him have it, boys, let him have it.
I don't have an ankle so I'm gonna get on repair duty.
Let's go ahead, Greg.
I'm gonna keep on...
Oh, I just jumped out.
Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good.
We got it. We got it. We got it.
Little Frank, do you want to grab yourself on repair?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Little bit of repair, little bit of repair.
Mm-mm-mm.
the last one.
Oh, we got 32,
how many 40 millimeter shells?
Oh, 40 millimeter?
Oh wait, 40 millimeter.
40 millimeter, 40 millimeter.
Wait, we don't have a 40 millimeter shell?
Oh, we got one from one of those ships to a talk-a-man.
That's true.
That's true, that's true.
I think we're gonna replace. Oh, do I hear a little bit of you see? Oh
Repair kit, but I have a box
Oh, it's on it. Uh, do you grab this repair kit right here? We got repairs. I
Think it's literally I'm I think yeah. Yes right here
I see boys go ahead run to the city of Southwood. I'm gonna get the thing close tonight
We're back and we're better than ever.
The team took a little hit right there on the synergy guys.
The team synergy was down there but only for a mere moment.
Only for a mere moment.
And we have reclaimed that synergy.
We are back!
We are back!
You see that, guys?
Like lightning!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
A couple ugly people are shooting at me.
Couple ugly people.
Oh, hold on. Wait a second. Hold on.
Perfect, perfect.
I think this isn't a handicap spot.
I'm getting absolutely...
My ball's blasting.
There's a ball blasting.
Talk explosion, Tabor.
Shock explosion.
Don't react right here with the give-a-go, right here.
Don't react right here with the give-a-go, right here with the give-a-go.
Don't react right here with the give-a-go.
I got one bar of health.
Go in! Headshot!
Don't react, don't react!
God, no!
for these parts. I've only got one more house to deal with. Got me.
I'm pretty sure they, you know, this may sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure these zombies can see through the walls.
Oh, I've got tons of ammo for both 80 millimeter and 40 millimeter.
We'll cook it. We'll cook it. We'll cook it. We'll cook it. We'll cook it. We'll cook it.
Okay, oh dude, this is this is hot. I got more 80 millimeter
I'm not seeing I'm not seeing any more here. Is this way is this we know this is a Mia sauces is it oh
Wait, oh, oh my god. Oh my god. I see that sparkly. I see that sparkle. You were talking about it
You see it you have this shovel. Do you have the shovel?
No, I'm not
That's but but but I you saw that fuck right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the sparkle
You see I'm here. I swear. I swear. There's my
I believe you
I can't believe these zombies
I'm going to the, listen, you hop on the gun, I'm going to go into second gear, all right?
Oh, we're dead, we're so dead, it's over, it's over, oh my god, we're dead, it's over, oh my god, run!
Go, go, go!
Ah, what?
No!
What the hell are you waiting for?
Where, what?
kill him dude no way they're just running away wait is this a stream
cyber oh we actually see time right now
Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
Hit once, hit twice, hit three times, oh, hit.
John!
Did you see that?
Did you see four?
Is there any C4?
Yeah, I'm gonna hit this real quick.
One's dead, but I'm stuck in their base.
I believe.
I have a C4.
Oh my god.
Save it for the captain, save it for the captain's box.
Save it for the captain's box. I don't know where that is though.
We just have to guess we should open random door. We have to open up the top floor more
I see the captain's on the top floor. I see it's the one with the window not the route but the floor below it
It's how much of it
It's right next to the engine if you look at the engines to the left. That's the captain's one
I mean, I mean, we should have told me to be I know I know what it is. It's right here. It's right here. Oh, yeah, the life
got me dead!
one more behind us, i'm about to die
i got another c4
reloading, reloading, reloading
getcha
oh my god, my god
it's a...
it's gonna be the clutch of the century
oh my god
it's this one right here
we have to go through two doors
i don't have c4
i don't have c4, hard to use it
we have to find another one
i don't think there is any more
it's fine, we use them to the open doors
keep the store, keep the store
okay
get the film
You better keep, you better keep.
I'm good, I'm good.
You can shot, you can shot.
I'm gonna grab some, I'm gonna grab some stuff out of him.
You know what, you know what?
I say I'm gonna drive their thing away
so they'll capture Hathri's mom.
Wait, they're punching you, they're punching you.
He's low, he's low!
He's got a very slow run.
Not to say he's dead!
I was driving this way so the captain had to come out of his box.
But the driver's all really far away.
Knock it boys, knock it!
They don't got him.
He went up, he went up, he went up.
I can see him in his window.
Fuck, shoot me?
Yeah, stay right here, stay right here.
Wait, wait, obviously right here, obviously right here,
wait in the door.
this is the captain's spot right here okay okay okay i think this guy got a gun
can you use the cannon to turn around and blow up open their uh their door i mean the
captain's spot they won't turn they won't turn there's no way to turn this ground
oh i'm stuck i'm blinked i'm blinked oh man i'm fighting for my life here i won my fight won my fight
Oh, I'm gonna die. You okay? No, I'm not. Don't die, I'm sad.
Oh my god.
Wait.
I lost the captain's butt. I lost the captain's butt.
Are you gonna put it back on me? Are you gonna put it back on me?
You didn't even have to put it back on. Oh my god, he's gonna blow you away.
Do you shot, do you shot?
He's dead, he's dead.
Hey, watch it, watch it.
We've got the shotgun, we've got the shotgun.
Can you see if I can find some shells?
You guys could just take it back.
There's shells on one of those hands for sure.
If they run out of beans, just take it back to the POI
and loot a C4.
Oh, no, no, we can go back to the POI, hop on one of our guns
on our ship and blow up in the captain's quarters.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can bring it to the POI and just have the AI kill it,
right?
Yeah, we got to get right into the idea.
We won't be able to respond.
We don't want to kill it.
We want to take it, because we can't get our ship back, right?
This is what we're going to do.
We're going to take it back to our ship.
I'm gonna hop on the gun and blow over the captain's quarters.
Yeah, we have to actually overtake the ship or we're screwed.
I got shot, I got shot.
I don't know if we're...
A blow, maybe?
Holy shit, I'm getting dizzy, granted.
What happened to our guns?
Who's that, who's that?
Quick, quick!
Take their pads, I mean, how?
There's a robot right next to us, we have to blow it open!
what is a robot right next to us oh my god fucking let's do it let's do it I'm
gonna I'm gonna have a room I'm a room shoot this thing shoot this thing
don't I'm turning angle away from the reactor though this shit goes down we're
fucked the captain's going right next to me I don't care if the ship goes down
brother if they fucking die it's mission accomplished
I'm into that I'm into that fuck them they have to just blow up in this
I'm going to angle a little bit more.
You don't have to shoot anything.
They got to be out of beams.
They're not responding.
They're out of beams.
They're out of beams.
We got all the time in the world.
Well, they're going to have, like, 60 second spawns.
But no, guns don't spawn.
They can still spawn without being so intimate.
Oh.
They're still right here.
They're still right here.
Somebody shoot through this thing.
It's fast.
I'm gonna try to bait him right here.
I'm gonna try to bait him to shoot this one right here.
Oh, it's working.
Kind of.
Up here.
Wait, I'm gonna angle him again. I'm gonna angle him again.
Shoot you guys with a shotgun.
to shoot that one room this this robot's fucking stupid
shoot the room
here we go guys he's right there he's right in the room
he's trying to shoot again he's shooting it fix the reactor fix the reactor
You think you could be?
Oh, wrong department.
You move a compartment but here's the wrong one I did.
Unless you blow up in a spot to get in there.
No, no, you didn't talk to me.
No.
If this is his give up?
I don't know. Why did they be spotted?
They stupid?
Maybe they just opened the door.
Might just be in their rooms.
One, you should go up.
Oh my god, he's going to blow it in!
Captain, Captain!
There's one more to go.
No fucking way.
We can jump in the other way.
We can jump in the other side.
To do what?
To do what?
We can't get in there, so.
Oh.
Oh, is this the captain's quarters?
That's the captain's quarters.
Yeah.
We have to go right there.
Um.
How do we, um, maybe just shoot this to open?
Is it in there?
If we, if we, I, I, I bet you I can jump to the other side.
I bet you.
Yeah, you probably get in there.
I think they raised it quick take your time
Hey, I can't see it I can't see it
Well, oh, hold on man come on
That's so stupid
I
Picks the react to pick the react to see if it's a busy busy busy
Welcome, you can maybe try to get him to shoot this door again. So no this one over on the left
I do the same thing
Yeah, let's have him shoot that you could take you could take it back to our ship and use it to jump in I
Could jump off a hit
Hey, let me take kill that robot and then take the ship back to ours and then use our ship
Tell me is on the back right
Perfect spot. Oh, we don't turn left a little bit
Perfect right there right there right there right there right there right there right there
He's damaging it very slowly
I
Do something for fuck's sake up to go you let's go ahead and wait faster
Any moment now
Any moment now we shoot the red box. Oh, we can take with your gun
That did not feel good
That did not feel great. I have to wait till my health be charged before I start out again
We need to repair it first repair first
You might want to re-enforce these guys.
We got this!
We're doing it!
Let's kill him!
Let's just kill him!
Let's just kill him!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
God!
I can't believe that you guys pulled this off what we might need a repair kit from the
robot we just killed to repair the room we have a repair kit on our ship as well worst
Okay, I get you here. Let me show me here. I'll go check the repair kid. You want to keep watch?
Yeah
Yes, we're gonna go
Oh my goodness no repair kid not take it we have one on our ship. Just take it back to
Our course I mean whether we don't need to repair. Oh
Oh, guys, there's actually people pretty close to us.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
A team pretty close.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
They just killed one.
They just killed him.
Yo, I got it, I got it.
I'm catching the ship.
It's done, it's done.
Oh my god.
We did it.
No way, no way.
There's a hill out of here.
There's a ship right there.
We had to put beads in the things for something.
I mean, for gimmick.
For me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No way, no way.
I'm back. I'm back, baby! Oh my god. Oh my god.
And where's our ship at? Was it at Robert Deal?
Uh, yes.
Wait, that's right where they're going.
Fuck it, let's do it. Take the guns, the ammo.
Dude, let me repair everything.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm pretty sure it's not a gun.
That's the wrong ammo.
I'll bring some people inside the thing.
A little bit of a parent, a little bit of a parent.
We should be are they coming up here was if we can we should try to get to our simple quick brother of baking you mean
Let's do it. Let's go
Oh, yes, it's a bed by the way, it's a bed such a bed
Seven I think I think I don't know we're gonna need to repair for that
We're gonna need a repair for them. There ain't no more beds
We got it south. Don't check us out.
We're done with the first floor.
Oh, shotgun candy. Oh, hello now.
It'll be the repairing.
Steed light. Regular.
I'm going to take this up to the top for now.
click on our right as well as a real player I think we'll play on the right
as well
got plenty ammo in these things oh yeah there's a bike going on
we're on the left side all right sound boys our engines repaired
I got a repair on the left side, only one gun in the front, one gun in the back, and that's it.
They're taking AI, they're taking AI.
How the fuck are these guys?
Well, they really, really lose.
We weren't really on the shit.
So it's right for that man on the left, right for that man on the left!
I gotta save Ammo, I need to save him up.
Are we chasing? Are we chasing the guy?
We're chasing, we're chasing!
Was there any more 40mph Ammo on the ship or no?
40mph, no.
I'm gonna keep him paid, I'm gonna keep him paid.
I'm going to get you, man.
There's a couple to 80 rounds.
No forties that I can see.
They're shooting at us. They're shooting at us.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, we ain't got no forties left.
Hey, hey!
Who's there? I see him.
Yeah, we do, yeah, we do. I'm grabbing him right now.
I gotta grab a box.
Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I don't know for cats
I don't know for cats
I don't know for cats
I don't know for cats
We have a shitload of fordys already
We have a shitload of fordys already
You are cheap
You are cheap
You are good
You keep chasing these guys
I have 3 more boosts
I am selling the basement
I'm not going to give up
This building
Foundation
We're gonna make FX is the day the final season all episodes now streaming on
Have you seen those things oh, yeah, that is not the jack Sparrows
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know if that's true.
What are we going to do?
These guys are punchies!
Do we have an 80-bill in the cannon?
Anyone on board?
We had him on our other ship.
Which is now gone.
Wait, wait, what are we...
What are we?
Ramadan. Ramadan's got three circles.
It's just a marathon, so I'm just compensating.
Yeah, they've been...
I don't know what they're doing.
Really want to keep it
You've done to have like fucking hidden hoverbikes on this bitch brother have like a little bit of gas
That would be absolutely singling dude, I I could we leave last night we killed one
I I killed one by putting C4 on the reactor because I've word of their ship and C4 the reactor
It was a thrill. They should definitely make more mechanics to make that more of a thing.
Oh, keep an eye out for the black ships. Maybe we can get a better...
Another gun? I think we're actually gaining on him right now.
We did it, we did it.
Exactly that way.
Must have been this whole damn time.
I will say, their ship does look very good.
It doesn't look good at all.
Screamers.
Screamers.
We got a dead ship on the left.
That might just be a robot.
Oh, oh, no.
Shots in between.
In between in between the crash and the guys were chasing right in between
Explosions you can see both of those smoke. I just saw one go down
No way I said yes, you know, I think I said that
100% I'm gonna take quick take no I gotta be so bad
I see spoke of the distance
Did you do anything to lock in?
Ain't there a turn right? Yeah, yeah, we're right.
This is gonna be a little bit chasing ahead of us.
Let's see where they're going.
They're heading toward the point of entrance, but there's no extra something to do.
Unless these jackasses are gonna circumnavigate the entire map, they're running out of space.
I mean
Now you look at that it's a bunch of binoculars that chips a piece of crap
Have you said you looked at your own foot feet?
It is not this thing shit this guy said one gun on the front one gun on the back. We're good
Well, that's why they're dead and we're not
those guys
See two of them at the top of the base
Wait, wait, I actually don't see anyone else.
How do you see smoke from dead clinkers?
So one of them...
No, sorry, there's two people on that ship, I'm sorry, this is something.
I watched one of the dead clinkers explode though, which means somebody was just there.
I, guys, I have a hunch. I have a hunch really quickly.
HUNCH?!
You have a hunch?!
That would be impossible. I, I really cannot possibly fathom that much strength. Only Atlas could.
Let me, I have a hunch.
If you look at the shape of that...
thing it's the it's the it's the it's the hexagon I think that guy is a solo
player that accidentally queued into in the trios I see two in the back one of
them in the badge one of them is on the front one of them is on the third level
one of them on the first oh oh my god these guys
Shit making me work harder
Asshole, great
We're not even attacking them. We're just following
We're not really like
Creeps and curious
Hey, there's our lab
I'll be looking on fuel
We're good, we're good. I loaded so many freaking fuel rods into that thing.
I see we're shooting red flames and I'm making a bigger attack.
Why is your flage no further than mine?
Genetics.
Oh, I can spot that.
I got it.
Any moment now, we'll catch up to them.
That'll be the day.
That'll be the day, God, we did not play Clarence to give me
a team song this time.
Thank God.
Thank God we did not play Clarence to give me a team song
this time.
There's somebody to our right.
Are they worth to our right?
These guys are never going to stop running.
They got to inspect sometimes.
They got to inspect sometimes!
Oh my god...
Oh my god...
Have he turned in?
No?
No they're not.
No they are not.
They do not appear to be...
turning.
Hmmmm...
They're turning.
They're turning?
Left.
Lightness.
Righted.
Someone's going to have callous hands after this raid.
Callous hands.
Sorry.
Oh.
They're just wasting their time.
We're repairing.
They're wasting their time.
Oh!
Oh my goodness.
How do they have that?
Oh my god.
Well, I'm shot 100 shots.
I'm a pain, I'm a pain.
Start the engines, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh.
Hey.
The engines are totally started now.
It's totally started. Hey, what's that behind us? What's where's that shot coming from?
We lose that shot to the left that media. You see that?
Who's that?
Who's a giant meteor in this guy? And this is what behind us. You guys are never gonna stop
Something's fighting over there against robots. Oh, yeah, I see that
I said that like 30 years ago. I said there's a guy over there. Remember when gimmick said there's
Us and that guy
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Give it. You were so wrong.
I cannot believe that. Summon a gimmick and you're not going to give us good intel. All right pal?
You can't believe that. Oh, he might be working the interface. He might, he might throw us that on purpose.
I don't know if we're going to catch this yet.
We're going to catch this.
I don't know if we're going to catch this yet.
I will say that as long as we keep them in our eyesight,
they can't extract.
We can, we can, we can starve them out.
We can starve them out.
The best chance is that somebody else,
they run into somebody else,
but they start fighting and we third party them.
That is the best case scenario.
And the really the only case scenario other than only the utter failure that's there's that's actually a kid that is a kid I
know
I'm now starting to think that their machine may be faster than our machine
It's very possible very much possible
theoretically the science the science is
Science is there these guys are cooking on us man
That's happening.
They keep blowing out our legs.
All these clothes suck.
I breezed that whole maneuverability bar inside the building thing is complete nonsense.
I have had a hundred maneuverability, I've had zero, it feels the exact same.
Oh, they're turning, they're turning, they're turning.
Well, they have to, because they're circled.
Well, if I go directly...
No, no, no, no, they'll go right for that X-Fact, they might.
If you say I go for that X-Fact, it's dead.
But where are these guys even going?
Are we going to Stubblehouse?
Stubblehouse.
Stubblefifel?
Stubblefifel?
Stubblefifel?
Stubblefifel-Fufel?
Stubblefifel?
There's only one thing in that direction, Stubblefifel-Fufel.
He's Stupendfausel.
Stupendfausel-Fufel?
Stupendfash.
Stupendfash and Fufel?
Stupid... short.
Evil, fool, fool.
Stupid, fool.
Stupid, norfavl.
Stupid, norfavl.
Stupid, norfavl, doofal.
Stupid, norf... stupid, doofal.
Stupid, norfavl, doofal.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
And the gang.
They're going for Scooby-Doo.
They're gonna kill Scooby-Doo.
It's 9-11 all over again.
Scooby-Doo.
They have to be going for Scooby-Doo, please.
Wait.
Look at the... somebody else is extra acting right now.
Where?
Rebots look they just arrived retraction to the southwest
As I don't like you guys might care about nothing but killing the people I
Care about nothing other than killing this team right he has nothing else zero zero other objectives
You should have been dead a long time ago.
So anything, I'm good with anything.
Now, now, in my frio fight,
that's the scenario?
Lot's of loot, you're having a lot of loot.
Beautiful bridge.
They're going for the extract!
It's a vengeance play, I'm in.
What was they going for the extract right there
where the green box is?
Oh, there goes shit.
Okay, well, the green box is going to make it out
Before we get there.
They'll make it out, but these guys won't.
Apparently in order to stop and exit,
I get to go to the top of the tower
and click it or destroy their reactor.
Oh, I think they took the wrong turn.
We just gave them ground on them.
They took the wrong turn.
Oh, we're cooking!
Look at that son of a bitch up there.
Look at that guy.
We can take a short cut through these rocky lands.
I don't know what's worth the risk, I should just keep on, keep on what we gain, keep on
what we gain.
I don't know, should we cut it?
Should we cut it?
I should cut it, I should cut it.
Got it.
It looks clear and honestly it looks fine.
It won't turn, it won't turn enough, it won't turn enough, it won't turn enough.
Too late, too late.
I gotta keep the blade, I gotta keep the blade.
You gotta drop your speed one and do the side thing.
Wait, oh, you do it with the sides of the E?
Yeah, so, like, you can even, like, drop to a halt if you need to,
and you can, like, kinda turn and then bring it back, you know what I'm saying?
You don't need to, like, keep it up to the whole time.
The way your speed will help you tight turn.
Yeah, I don't know how those sides work.
So you always, like, drop it to halt, press E,
and then turn the wheel two times on the right.
So you don't even need to be worried about the E-shape, just you'll turn the fastest if you just drop your speed on that water turning.
If you're turning on two, you're gonna be going a little wide.
If you turn on one, you'll go tighter, if you halt, you'll go pretty on the dive.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!
This guy's about to hit a wall.
What's he doing?
Wait, no, no, that must be where the extract is.
I just can't see it.
He's heading straight for this wall.
Oh, no, no, the other team's extracting. It's on the other side of the mountain.
We got him, we got him!
He might be fucked! He might be fucked!
He's got another voice!
There's only one gun.
He's just up!
I'm gonna try to board.
He's just up.
Summit, you board.
Give it, can you control and answer the gun?
Yes, yes.
I only have six shots, so that's perfect.
He's going to the right. He's gonna have to go along.
He's going to our guy.
He's gonna cut him, cut him, cut him.
He's gonna get the wall.
Can we go around this way?
I don't have a C-force on it.
I don't have a C-force on it.
I don't have a C-force on it.
Turn off their engine if you get next to it.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to get to my table because I don't have a lot to kill him.
He's gonna get stuck, he's getting stuck, he's getting stuck.
He's stuck!
I'm gonna get it boys!
Oh my god, Peter!
You scared the shit out of me!
You scared the shit out of me!
I'm gonna blow the legs, I'm gonna blow the legs!
Oh no, no, no!
I'm working on it!
I'm gonna destroy it, I'm gonna destroy the shaft!
Oh my god, Peter!
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run!
We're out, we're out, we're out, we're out, we're out.
Oh, they're just trying to let me go, my god.
We have to get their leg now.
Hey, short leg, short leg, short leg!
We got it, we got it!
Okay, go full.
Pretty slow.
I thought we'd not get pushed up or one on ammo, we gotta get closer!
I can't use any more ammo!
So slow, we're so slow.
I'm taking more ammo from the back.
Can you think of anything else?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, damn it!
Oh, damn it!
Wait, they might be worth to halt and repair our legs. We can go faster than them. What do you think?
All their legs are broken. All their legs. I can see them.
We can see them on the extract right here. We're at the extract.
Wait hold on
Get in the extract
Is there any other extracts or do they have to come here?
They destroyed
You be right next to that reactor right next to reactor
He's gone up. He's gone up and shoot that door. Shoot that door. Nice. You did you did
I'm jumping off and boarding them. I'm gonna shoot these guys off the guns
Once hurt
We got it we got it we got it
Yeah!
Gotcha!
Oh.
Yeah, okay, tell him.
Yeah, we got it, we got it.
Oh my gosh, we got it.
Whoo!
Wait a sec.
Of course, we might be the best!
God, dude, okay...
We might be the best ever doing this!
Let's see what extreme loot...
Yeah, extreme loot.
...we're running away with.
Okay, empty box.
Empty box?
There's a little bit of a...
There's a little something in these boxes outside
huh
Little something
And where's all the extreme loot that they just made us chase him for half an hour?
It's a clearly had some extreme loot. It must be hidden
It must be hidden because this is this lose not worth running for half an hour. This might be
the worst loot
I've ever seen
No, so this is the problem. Okay. Okay. Hold on now. What have they been dropping at this whole time? Oh, we've been running
That would actually be hilarious
You don't strike me splitters
They don't strike me as winners
Which I cannot be we just I did not believe we just followed them around for half an hour
And we won the day. Why did we win the day?
We don't have beds. That's fine.
I need them.
Bed for the week. Bed for the week. Please give it.
Don't want them? Don't need them.
Exactly.
What we say it was worth it or not worth it?
well spiritually absolutely listen that's a win right there that's a win and
we're gonna we're right next to extract literally have to get out was anyone
watching our backside for that other guy we shout locked in that was locked in as
well I don't even know should I go trigger the extract right now yeah go
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I think, I think loot wise, loot wise.
Could be better.
Could be better, could be better,
but glory wise.
Glory wise, absolutely.
Loot wise?
Loot, loot, loot.
Loot, loot, loot, loot.
This, this, this, this, this,
we have definitely not hit the ceiling
on the loot wise worth of calculations.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But maybe the loot was the memories we made along the way.
What about for a second?
We needed this one, guys.
After that last tragedy, this win,
well, maybe small, but it's a win.
Well, I'm not even lying.
I think even with the poop loot,
garbage diarrhea syphilis loot we have,
I think this is our best round ever.
We blew up, took another guy's ship,
and killed another ship.
Wait, there's another ship here,
there's another ship here.
Where, where, where, where, where?
And it's literally, it's right there.
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh
You were able step step step
Did I start the extract?
I don't think it's gonna matter either way. We gotta kill. We gotta kill it. I'm just gonna call. I'm gonna call it to throw them off
you
you
you
you
you
You
How are these not hidden?
Got another one, got another one.
Stupid, you let this in a tail stand!
Oh, I'm, uh, dying!
Turn the engine off. It's, um...
The working, working, working, I'm going around for one final strike.
20 bullet shots, boys!
Oh, you must forget, but...
Got it!
Got him, I got him!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
The MFC 4 is lost!
Yes!
Alright, now...
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
More glory!
More glory!
Another lecture loop.
Another lecture loop.
Just speak...
Oh
My god, oh my god, we got the loot guys. We got the loot
Big as a big
It's a hell of a lot better than what we had
Nothing crazy, but it's pretty it's pretty
we're doing it we're doing it look
look out we're good we're good on circle we're on circle we're good on circle
we're right on the edge though we're right on the edge be careful
We are in the circle, we are in the circle, make sure we do the uh, extra action.
Oh, incredulous, incredulous, now I'm gonna come.
Oh my, oh, boys, I, oh my goodness.
glory the loot maximum maximum glory glory hallelujah glory
well we got a couple rusty 80 millimeter bucket i'll take it
Oh, we got a repair kit here, too.
Give me that!
Give me that.
I want that. I want that.
I've noticed in a lot of these bus... Oh!
Sorry, Scott, sorry.
No worries! No worries!
It's court days.
I think I saw something.
Is that everything?
There's a little bit here right here.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's in there.
Might as well, just strip it.
That's an extra cannon, baby.
Not a cannon, baby, but like a cannon, baby.
Yeah.
Oh, repair it.
Cannon didn't come a baby.
Not a cannon that shoots baby.
That's right.
I had a set.
I had a set.
Perfect. Perfect. This...
They should play as two shells.
Let's move!
I'm gonna repair the captain's quarter.
Oh wait, the reactor's on.
We could fit more shells if we repair the captain's quarters.
The captain's quarters' shelves are just fine.
Also, we have no balloon.
Oh. Oh.
You could only put regular boxes in that room.
Hey, bro!
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I'm not stream wall with you.
I've been telling him to abandon his family.
I've been telling him to abandon his family for many moons.
He won't listen to me. He won't listen.
Huh? Excuse me. I'm pretty good at parking spot.
Good as any. Good as any.
Beautiful.
Now no one takes a personal box
We all know we are a black box
There's a black box a military lock to black boxes a military lock box
He just takes just take out a lock box do anything and you have to unlock it the rain
It was just take out a lock box reading. They're all out of the way. He didn't we or was that at our last?
We do have a key, uh, summit, try, try, uh, I opened in that thing, I've never actually
done this, just dropped a key on the ground.
Oh, apparently you can, you can bring it out and shell it, I don't know if it's better
to open it in the game though.
I don't know, ship's arriving soon though, please, don't let's not get lifted into the
sky.
There's another black box right here.
I
Would just put the size out. Okay, that's pretty good. Pretty good pretty good here. You got here take this in
And you take this right here, okay, let's take the black boxes, right?
My boss guy boss
Beautiful I'll take
Pop over take something else
You see yeah, you take with you whatever your heart desires. We should give it
Whatever your heart is talking about, but it's full of shit. It's got like white guns.
It's a bunch of bullshit. It's a bunch of bullshit.
Let's play who can stay on the ship the longest. Whoever jumps off first is a bitch.
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
I don't think it's gonna matter how much I think. Like even when it's at its highest point, you can just take the ladder down and you're fine.
who said I would jump off before after at the highest point we actually the
entire time maybe I'll stay till it gives me there she goes she's lifting boys
she's lifting as he would jump out yet yeah we're both off
Woo!
Woo!
Let's go!
Success parade!
Oh, that was one button.
Good work, team!
Good work!
Oh, it's got a burn!
Too easy for us.
Too easy.
Almost too easy.
It's very easy.
They're not going to have to ban us.
We are that good at the game.
The devs will have to unlock our accounts.
Oh my God.
Excellent, boys.
Excellent, Raine.
I
What
I
Got a I got a I got a bunch of like white guns what?
That'll be guys and kick me from the game as soon as I was going up the rope
Good that means we only have to split this two ways
Well, he would want us to have the loot.
That's what he would do.
I don't think I got anything here.
That's what he would do, right?
Absolutely.
Hold on.
Don't worry, Mr. Peanut.
You're going to take care of this loot.
Never mind. I'm good. I got my share.
I know you guys were worried there for a second.
I can hear it in his voice.
What if Peanut doesn't get his share
member of the crew. That's how I was thinking the whole time. Yeah. I do it. I do it. Freakin
heck. Excellent work boys. Excellent work. Your team has lost the tramper. What? We found
another tramper. Yeah, do we not keep that one? You don't get it? Wait, hold on. Wait,
How much estimated value did you guys get?
Oh, I already clicked out of it.
Was it more than $1,900?
If you can look.
I only got $2,000.
I feel like the effort to money ratio wasn't, uh, wasn't, uh...
Got a black box
Let me see here, but these I do have quite a number of goodies
No, that black box isn't that two thousand. It's five hundred the two thousand though the green radio box. You're taught
I'm not going to say anything.
I still got seven more spaces in my thing.
We should make a tech tree.
What's up to you?
If we can tech tree green cannons, we will basically never lose.
Never lose.
Do we ever get that creative start in A?
That was on the round before, wasn't it?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I could think of it.
I need two crates of star today from 1889.
And then I can unlock.
Let's roll down in this.
Tech tree.
You just grab it, just grab it.
Grab it.
Oh.
Yeah, grab it and shake it like a baby.
If we get to,
is one,
yeah, wait, was if we can upgrade,
If I can get two crates of 1889 to Sardinia, I can buy worn 80mm naval cannons, and we'll
basically never lose.
You put two of those bad boys in the front, we fire too fast.
Too fast for them to copy what's going on.
Too fast?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They give you your body restarted, what body?
1500 Schmeckles.
Oh, I think it's just given us estimated money.
I've created a rifle.
I'm over here. I'm over here.
Good. Good. I'm bad. Thank you,
my boy. Are you guys are
building a buddy boy? So, he
was asking me. I think he
actually gives you a crown
directly. I think it was
estimated like in the stuff it
gave you here and then you
can sell it. I don't know what
to sell. Let me just give you
everything. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
So, anything that you like
can sell no matter what is it
is it an item that doesn't do
Did I even just do nothing?
Everything meat cell math seven iron coral I know coral does something cuz I was gonna I was a youth or earlier
Wait boys, let's go estimate an inventory value for estimated inventory value
Okay, how do we see that see who has the biggest biggest leader?
It's at the bottom left of the storage tab
Oh 10,519. Wooo! Wooo!
Hi, very hi
Wooo! Wee!
One, two, three, four thousand seven hundred and fifty nine
I
Know me deal. No big deal. I was actually putting on buying a 300 foot yacht next week
Mr. Gaven is inviting me to a yacht party Jeff Bezos is trying to crash it. We're not trying to invite him, but I
Think you'll show up. I think you'll show up. We're gonna do some yachts
And after we're gonna go ahead and kill endangered sea life
If Gaben loves the dolphins, Jeff Bezos, he loves the whale, though.
Let me tell you.
Ooh, mm-hmm, ooh.
Jeff Bezos?
No, no, the other guy.
Gaben?
Gaben?
No, not gay man, Gaben.
Neil Gaben.
Gay Ben.
Oh, gay Ben, oh.
Gay, gay Ben, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
just been but he's gay yes you call him gay been yes yes it is cousin straight
man no very good very they have a close relationship
they're very close relationship very close relationship I've never heard
this guy very excited yeah yeah and then of course their brother double B I've
been. Uh, tight, tight knit group, tight, very tight net. I mean,
tight knit. Yeah. No, of course. I just, uh, you guys are yacht
people. Um, yeah, it's mostly to kill a dangerous sea life. Uh,
let me see. I don't even know if I got enough scrap to buy the
veteran recruit. Yeah, I don't. I have to sell something. Well,
you seem to have plenty of money. Oh, Mr. Giving Money's worth.
I have it in my slipstream soon. I will hit my slipstream and I will be absolutely inundated with wealth riches power
influence
I'm just gonna sell 20 energy rods. That seems that seems like something I should do, right?
We'd sell it how good are the shovels I bring a shovel in I've got one
Wait some sort of digging I
Did yes
Some type of digging function digging mechanic some like if there's something under the earth
I have to get it I mean
100p 100p. Thanks for keeping it real with me jit that after on my block
Thanks for wrapping you said. Are you eating again? You're a snacker. You're a high-level snacker, aren't you? I
I know I level snack when I see one it's a stretch breaks burns a lot of calories me
I you know exercising burns a lot of calories makes you eat more often oh
That
Let me see I'm just I'm just gonna sell some of these shotgun ammo really use shotgun turns
Then a little something extra
Oh
We were selling black box. Here we go. Are you guys selling like Leviathan's skin?
Fabric, coral dust. Are you guys saving it for crafting? Wait, what's Leviathan's yet?
Oh, oh, oh, I was right on it. It's a piece of skin.
Its texture is reminiscent of a snakeskin, but by the looks of it, this piece belongs to something way bigger.
That's a snake.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what to sell.
I just upgraded my stats because I didn't know what to sell.
You mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking about upgrading it, but
2000.
Yeah, 2000 is quite a steep price.
Quite a steep.
I don't know what to say.
We have been doing a lot of crafting.
I know there is crafting. I see some people with crafting benches on their boat.
No, no, no.
that you want that stuff for although it helps it's the it's a tech tree
like for instance I need 300 fabric 300 metal rods and 10 alloy steel to hit the
cannon oh yeah I need metal scrap metal we use bicycle metal for the shot it's
two per one I think you know that you're thinking of uh no that's not scrap
battle. You're thinking of mechanical parts. Oh, I need scrap metal. Oh, yeah, that's the
yeah, that's a French mechanical parts. All right, let me see. Okay, I just got to get
two crates of 1889 Sardinia, 300 fabric and 300 metal rods. Easy peasy. Look at the split.
We got that. Look at the split. Right. Let's hit some P O I. So wait, hold on one question
before we go in. Should we expand the group to six amigos?
Rather down. Yeah, I'm down.
That's the way we said we were going to do it.
Is that still on the table?
Oh, we just got too late.
The officer's almost here.
Oh, really? Any moment now?
Any, I mean, literally any moment now, officer will be arriving
ready to hop on the ship.
I mean, I literally any second now, literally any second.
Guys, I'm telling you, if you just if you play,
You can miss officer coming. Oh my god. Mm-hmm. Now that part doesn't surprise me
What if we do Jim see ex-you see it as buddy Jesse?
Sounds good to me. Oh
Is as you see so play with Jesse boys
Summits the authority on mr. X
I guess we'll chat then.
We have another sticky drinky, but I'm down to expand the crew.
Let me see if I can reach out and get our crew together.
Let me see.
That was good.
Oh, they're right here.
They're right here.
Dragonman.
Welcome in.
Welcome in, gentlemen.
Welcome in.
Hello.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
So
This hanging around just came up on a highly successful raid highly successful. You guys got some goop or what?
Absolutely, I mean about mountainous mountainous amounts mountainous
Yeah, we're gonna yeah, we got like 25 full boxes this has to but
Try 26
Yeah, yeah, 25. Honestly, we said it usually actually said back in line. We said a baseline where we're like anything under this. I mean, we're just going to be disappointed in ourselves because it's a little and that baseline is usually 26 boxes.
Is anything under that? We're like, wow, we did not do good. We did not.
like wow we did not do good we did not do good yeah how much was that worth I
mean a hundred thousand dollars 150 thousand hundred fifty thousand mm-hmm
mm-hmm yeah yeah you guys got us beat so lucky I mean well I mean you know what
they're calling us little brawn James of Sam yeah they call me the mobamba of
of sand raiders of selfy
raiders of selfy
is that a singer?
no no no no
NBA player
former like he left
they actually been calling you
maybe two
a basketball player as well
Angel Reese
Mr. X you see a high on
angle
Angel Reese
of the WNBA
yeah I've watched it on TV
oh yeah yeah Angel Reese
she's sassy
sassy
very sassy
I see her.
She's sassy.
She's sassy.
She's sassy.
She's sassy one.
Very good though.
Very good.
Very sassy.
You're still loading X?
The ship's gone.
Oh, you guys ready?
No, no, no, no.
We're out.
No, we're getting out literally right now.
We're out the rope.
We're out the rope.
We're out the rope.
All right, we're going to see how much we got here.
This is a big one.
Yassia Vu said, which my husband is he a happy birthday?
It was a good day, you're right.
I've been doing it for us.
I've been doing it for us.
It's good to be since you're already here.
Nice!
Me and all my homies hate Greg.
I'm 100% on board with that.
Yeah.
Yeah, me, me, me, me!
Uh, 20,300.
Oh, it is 23,000.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Jesus.
Okay, that was huge.
How much was it?
Uh, only 20,000 unfortunately.
We didn't hit that one.
20,000, 26,000, 25,000, 50,000 total.
something down total a big hole give it to you that's only fifty thousand I know
what the sale is game only fifty thousand oh my goodness what do you
that only fifty thousand I'm selling contact grenades and stuff only this
time I got as well as the end of the guys like shit armor shit guns smoke
Shells
We sit in the guns
I'm sitting you both the codes as we speak
Her that there you go. There you go with one for you mr. Jesse
Thank you
Was you know how much cash silver coins, I've got a hand right now right at the top right corner how much
one
Million me what mm-hmm mm-hmm a million coins there is a I literally have so much that the zeros have glitzed and
Don't even show
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I mean when you're when you would I mean, I don't know
It's definitely different level of gamer. I think different level of gamer
Yeah, we're not very at worst. Yeah, one day. I've been gone to that part yet one day
I could give you offline offline lessons if you down for that if you think if you
How much how much how much is that gonna run me though? I mean for my expertise at least 20,000 an hour
100%
That's not too bad. That's a bad idea. I mean what you're getting you get what you paid for you get what you paid for I mean
So you get at least 26 boxes a run at minimum
27 26 full boxes up a run correct
Right right right right right. Very true very true real Andrew real Andrew
By the way, I wait is that you wait who are missing is it actually see what we're missing? Yeah
That's ridiculous I was thinking 15k I
No, Mr. Potato, I don't think so.
But so, for a gamer of my stature, if you are, I mean, learning, it's like, that's like learning
basketball from Michael Jordan, all right?
I just returned this very quietly.
Honestly, even better.
I'm better player than Michael Jordan.
That's why there's a steep price.
That's why there's, mm-hmm, that's why there's a steep price.
That's why there's a steep price right there.
rather than that steep price difference.
How do I get into the game?
You just type the code in the code. I said, Jim, I got it.
Thank you.
I also texted.
Gigi, she did not respond.
I mean, officers should be here at any moment.
I mean, literally, I mean, I'm really walking to a setup right now.
No, I'm gonna sit.
No, I'm not talking to anybody.
I was me that time.
I'm inside of the time perfect let's proceed let's go to the day and where
we all bring it okay I mean it depends your ship looks pretty bad oh oh I can
make a new one right now I'm actually very proficient in making new ones now
Oh, I like it all because the camera wasn't zoomed in I couldn't see the top guns. Sorry about that
Now it looked like you couldn't shoot at all
But it's zoomed in
Yeah
Now that's the type of respect I deserve
Close one. That was a close one. No, I thought it was terrible. It's actually complete absolute ass abysmal dog shit
Okay, if you think about it
Wait, can I take a look at it?
Hold on, if you think about it again, though,
it's the best ship you've ever seen.
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's actually terrible.
Wait, oh, you know what actually?
Wait, hold on, wait a second,
there's actually a compartment in the back
called the fuck yourself compartment.
You can sleep there.
Really?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I added it specifically to the captain's quarters,
the bedrooms of the fuck yourself compartment,
where you two will be staying.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's lovely, it is lovely.
There's a mirror in there where you can watch yourself do it.
There's a toothbrush, maybe you can jam up
in your urethra while you're doing it.
So long.
Honestly, I haven't locked a lot of stuff
of the tech scene since I made this.
Should I remake it real quick as we run with this?
No, not that.
I like it.
I like it.
We're chillin'.
Um, we're gonna match you guys looking for this.
I'm gonna bring an 80mm cannon with 30 shots.
Mm-mm-mm.
Yeah.
I will raise you and bring a purple revolver with a blue armor.
I can not wait to take that off your clothes.
Should we actually bring a shotgun kit for when we ram somebody?
The shotgun kits suck, but if you actually hit right up somebody,
Somebody it shred the actual players
It's here in one shot you bring me the ammo please for the slipper that I got over there. It gave it to you
Just for fun, we can always replace it. Yeah, we are see we did you see the ram that's in the tech tree mr. gimmick
No, if we got that ram and we put two shotgun turrets at the front we can probably do some crazy stuff
Which which tree is that a part of excellent? I don't know. I don't know. I forgot. Yeah. Hyper shots. Yeah
I'm being able be there at 30 80 movie shots
Yeah, you guys are loaded with a 40 80
Yes, I'll bring up 40 warren as well. Oh, why don't we have that?
we
a forty one yeah jay jay give us another uh forty one please because they gave it to you so
now okay well i sold them the great ones i don't have another forty one i can do a forty rusty
which i'm not gonna lie to you we're gonna have to take the bag we're gonna have to collect a little
loot box it's for the end we're gonna have to collect a little loot box for the end gentlemen
it's this is not this is not team synergy time where we leave all the loot on the ship we're gonna
gonna have to make a little loot box at the end. Nice and tasteful. Not too much. Obviously
plenty of food. You can take a little bit of loot in one box. Take it where we lead.
You all see that legendary gun in there? Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh my goodness. Petros
Slapper die with that. Oh my god. Do not die with that in front of me. Oh my god
Don't die with that in front of you. I take don't oh my god. Don't die with that for me while I take it
It's mine. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Yeah, because we didn't bring any reds
It's all good. We didn't bring any dome reflect the reflectors or walks. All right, then I'm canceling and I'm bringing
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I already did
Something's not ready
I am ready all right it's summit and Stuart Raffman and thanks bro he's an
ex-league bro I'll have you down there right there the name I'm ordering
McDonald's is your dedication just because he isn't here I'm ordering
McDonald's I wouldn't really but yeah you actually next week bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey do that pretty cool. Actually you ever come around to women
Like it women
Yeah from the rip. Oh wait a minute. We're conflicting right there. All right, let's ride
Oh, oh, you got me.
Oh, you got me.
You got me.
Oh, you got me.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, how embarrassing.
Oh, oh, my goodness.
How embarrassing.
Oh, my goodness.
How embarrassing.
You got me.
You got me.
I was missing.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
Oh, my, oh, how embarrassing.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
How embarrassing.
You got me.
You got me.
I was missing.
it's oh we're back it's uh one's one time in Hollywood oh this right we're
ready to roll or not I'm ready to go all right you guys want to go to Cali
kaiser plots or here so I'm the plus not bad at all I like that's what but
where are the items that I put on the shelves taupe you believe me
In the house.
Too many cannons.
Yeah, but let me check real quick.
I believe we've got...
Too many cannons.
Ah, that's fine.
And we'll have...
Where's some of that? Where's some of that?
And we'll have a slight oversight.
Just in case. Just in case.
Just in case. Just in case.
Just in case the cannons that can never break, ever break.
Yeah, that's right.
We gotta put some beads in the catcher first.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
I'm jumping.
We're ready to go, we're ready to go.
Did you get this?
Uh, you cracked it at the cutting practice.
You can craft this?
And we brought...
Two of these cannons and not enough ammo.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
too many times too little amour, it's actually a strategy
it's a strategy, you know that?
he used that during World War II
it's like a scythe, it makes your enemy think you're stupid
but in reality, we're Gigi-chains
yes, I'm saying
but wasn't that legal in the hands already?
nobody gave it to him?
Yeah, but wasn't it doing good with it though? I was gonna leave it with it.
It was, I was trying to crop one of those legendary weapons this time.
I see some materials.
Okay, that's funny, but...
I think we should show it. It's gonna leave it with it.
It's Stuart Ruffin, ex-ex-league professional.
We're good hands, big guy.
Oh, beautiful.
Well, also, we did have a little bit of an agreement
that when you extract you have to have a box in your hand that's unopenable
unopenable box
certain boxes otherwise things get a little chaotic
give it give it you want to buy speak to you on the back of the jibble bit
yeah yeah okay okay okay
I don't think I don't think you're gonna fall up there.
Oh my.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
Oh, he's a gentleman.
We can't.
There it is.
Oh, give me down.
Don't bother.
Tonight we fight.
Prepare yourselves.
Give me down, give me.
I can't.
Give him?
Do you hear me?
No, wait.
Talk to me?
No, I can use you.
Yes, I can use you.
Yes.
Listen to me.
I don't think these guys are going to respect the unopenable box policy.
Definitely not.
I think we're going to have to maybe set some up a nice loopway for us to be in.
We need help!
Yeah, they do it fine.
They look like they do it fine.
That's an ex-league drug you're talking about giving.
We're lucky to have our first...
Yeah, that was a death.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm turning off the engine.
All legs are ready. All legs are ready.
God! Don't worry, Cap. Don't worry, Cap.
Ah, beautiful.
Thanks for the work, guys. Team effort.
Team effort! Team effort!
On to the legs. I'll do a little bit of tunnel work.
Good work, he's good work!
Good work, boy, good work!
Little bit of a bend.
Little bit of a bend.
Oh, he really digs up on legs down here.
Oh, four of them!
But how do they...
I am up to the village!
On the robot.
Yeah, Roger that.
Judge?
How's your judgment?
Over and out.
Over and out.
Over and out.
I think I need your help over here.
You're getting a couple, couple loot crates.
Light taste items, okay.
Alright.
Read directing.
Do we miss a save?
Read directing my services.
Oh, follow me, follow me.
What do you see out there?
A player?
A player's a player?
Is that a player?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh, very nice, very nice.
What the fuck can you say? I know I can.
I'm moving this zone real quick. Take a little bit of time to look at the spot.
Smile at Wave! Smile at Wave, boys!
The way they straight these monsters is they need to do bad shots.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
but that's not as bad like it's snark
I was I literally said get it remember what I said the same thing you said the exact same thing earlier today
I mean you really I mean I think word for word
word for word
they make you look bad they make you look bad
exactly exactly
fucking tree
Give it are you in the are you in the bank looting up? I'm coming and I'm coming there
They're just a little there's a safe in here. There's two states in here. They were already open. Yeah
Oh, you missed one score
This is this spot the loot is a little tricky for the uninitiated. You know me
Yeah, the onion initiation. I
Drive my car here. I heard gimmick. We have to go on to the other
I need an initiation, I see what's going on.
Onion initiation, is that when you have to eat raw onion?
Onion rings.
You want to enjoy the onion gang.
They have an onion initiation.
You know that plants don't have phones?
You said plants don't have phones?
Yeah, plants don't have phones.
Onion rings though.
Onion rings.
I'm getting it on you.
How did I get that? How did I get that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Well, that's not it's like they're spawning on the opposite side.
It's not a way they think that means they're players, right?
That means they're slayers.
We need this box. We need this box.
It's the job, very much.
Follow me.
But I can't get up in this damn place.
You can get there's a red box at the top of the bank.
They're in the front room, the front room, right above the big front door.
You're the one.
Okay, well now I will be able to get past this giant wall and join you.
Oh, oh!
Wait a second, I will wait.
Heads full, don't play golf.
Confetto chips.
Oh, I thought you said that.
Alright, now let's not get crazy.
I
Jumped
Drop a box right here down on this flanker
Oh wow, okay
Give me, do you ever get that red box?
Does that mean that I missed a key on a wall?
No, I just got a...
What wall?
To the area, and now...
Reversing...
The area area.
The key on the wall...
Roblox on gun sounds.
Setback.
Light setback.
Oh, I need these metal parts.
I could put a basic multiplication function...
Oh, there's a red door over here.
And you would stop. Oh, you would break down like a robot grab this
Sorry, where's the key at you see it you see it you see in the bank you see
Where's the key was he I was but I got I got the red box. It's it's that the district officer's portable save
Exactly
on my way are you waiting to touch the beacon box
beacon box
there's a beacon box over here
beacon box where?
beacon box
I got a little excited about the checks
oh my boss in the bank is Rob Luthor
yo where's that? where's that?
who's who's who?
who's what? who's what?
what are you doing here?
who?
the guy here
What guy?
Guy.
What are you doing rapping? What are you doing in the captain's corner steward rapping?
That's the captain only.
I was taking a pee.
That's okay, that's okay.
I'm taking a little pee.
Guys, there's a plant right here.
Where?
In the town. I'm gonna go and you go out.
I'll leave you with me with me.
What are your friends man?
Kill him.
Can you hear you voicing? I don't see you.
No friends?
Give me I think you might be in another town entirely. Oh, yeah, friends. No, no, I'm with eggs. I can hear him talking. No friends
Boy, they get some friends man. It's talking to a man with no friends
Shooting a man with no friends
Well, I don't even see him. Where's X hand?
Nope, there he is
The guy with no friends
I
Think like
His bike is a beard
Yes, because he has a lude. Yeah, no
Like something like some for it has to be I
Was I mean do I'm not dissenting?
You did the same thing
Well, they're saying wavelength I'm telling you that has to be
Let's go.
I'm stuck in a rock.
I'm stuck in a tree.
No, but like I'm actually stuck in a rock.
Someone has to kill me.
Wait, kill yourself.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do menu response.
Fuck.
I don't think you should go up in the bank.
That's fun though.
Follow me, gang.
follow me boys. In the game, in the game, of course, in the game, in the game.
What was that? What was that?
Oh wait, I remember what this is. Oh my god, oh my god.
Which was last time we came here.
We got that blue weapon in that blue armor.
Trying, but it's distracted.
Or maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Small distraction.
By what?
Wait, there's a guy here.
Is it sloppy?
Score!
Yeah!
Don't let him take our ship, don't let him take our ship.
Oh, there's the blue armor!
Let's go!
No.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
No.
I was just saying, now.
Are we killing this guy?
What's the deal?
I don't think he's...
I don't think he's...
I don't think there's anything fancy about him, you know what I mean?
Okay, we gotta move the ship.
That shot from
Just eat come to the ending of this spot here
Oh big box big box big box big box
I don't know what to say.
I don't think this is a case.
Also, we're outside of the circle boys.
We are outside of the circle.
Circle man.
We've got to go very soon.
I think all the moves are good.
I think we're good.
We've got it all.
Alright, X help me, X help me, please.
What do you got to do?
Where, next to the base, I cannot get to my body right here.
Where?
It's in this corner. I cannot get to it
Where
See down there. That's my body in the corner right down there. There was that
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, we stopped.
Is that your buddy?
Yeah, you get out of here.
You see, I'm going to try to steal the captain's loot.
Oh, my God.
Mutiny, mutiny.
Oh, they updated the game.
Okay, Jesse, I'm going to jump my loot down the ground here.
Dude, I can't get to my loot.
Okay, I'm dropping it on the ground so I can loot myself.
Like, because I can loot you on the way down,
I can lose you on the way down, but I need to have my fingers at the end.
I need to get a box for us.
I got a box, I got a box.
I got a box, I got a box.
Where's your body at?
I'm going to put my stuff away, what's the?
We're gonna have to go to the doctor because it has all my loot and also I have two full boxes outside of this of the
Outskirts of this it's whatever I'm coming for job coming
So you drop down and in your loot, okay, what do you guys grab these sardines are here? Oh, so close. Hey. Oh, so close
Drop you guys a loot
are you wait who are these two guys we're guys
wait the guys in this bravasse here is
this you guys well punching each other
yeah that's eggs on our loop is stuck in
a corner we need to get this bad okay I
see it oh we can totally angle
I got it.
Move to the couch.
You can't make hot.
Oh, god.
Hey, what if you jab the robot into the mountain?
The leg.
If you move the ship a little bit over, you could definitely go down there.
I put in the box.
I put in the box.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's a still a sardine box right on the cliff there.
Oh.
I got the shirt.
I got the sardine box.
Beautiful.
Okay.
This guy's getting our ship right now.
All right.
Who is that guy?
Who is that guy?
Where's that guy, who's that guy?
That guy's gonna get us stuck in the sand.
That's what he's saying.
Where's that guy?
Guys, you don't have to get that shit, you can get out from the store.
I got him, I got him.
There might be more though.
Keep hiding on our ship.
This guy's hiding on his ship.
Keep your people jumping boys.
Some of it's stuck in the crevice too.
How is he on our ladder?
Aren't you not allowed to do that unless you have access to the bank?
Can't you just pinch you just pull the fucking ships ladder up to you so I can press the E on it?
Okay, that was actually not smart. I gotta grab this.
Oh, I need to put it on the ground. Let me try that.
Tell me when you can click it.
Wait, where?
It just sucks, man. Here we go.
I'm stuck, man. I'm stuck.
I'm stuck these here in this game, boys.
So maybe I drop your box and you put all your group in there and then you can kill yourself?
Keep going.
Left or right? I can't see you at all.
Right a little bit. You can go right a little bit.
I
Did I put it? Oh
Oh
Expert move an expert we have nine millimeter little extra just a little smith little schmitz little schmutz. I've got nine millimeter
Not for you
League of Legends pro professional
And a loot that was at the leg
I said you see how he keeps going to the captain's court. Yeah, there's
Which one Stuart Raffin X League of Legends pro
I doubt it, I doubt it.
Just look at him.
He's an idiot.
Stolen Valor?
Stolen Valor.
I guarantee you he uses his ex-league of legends to professionalism.
You get 10% off at Binnie's at the airport.
10-page flagship at Binnie's?
Earlier today, I said thank you for your service, because he's an ex-league pro.
And now, I'm hearing he's at Stolen Valor?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's a 13.
I see we start gathering the loot in the boxes now.
No one's looking, no one suspects us.
You can hide them in the rows and folds.
You can hide them in the rows and folds.
Exactly, exactly.
Let's get to it, let's get to it.
Alright, good work team. Everybody hands on deck.
Keep your eyes on the desert around us.
Bring them all over the place.
Any moment.
Just forget about the fucking ladder.
I got you, bro.
Little something, little something.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, he's a robot, oh my god!
Oh, NICE!
Choo!
There you go!
That was good as you!
They die down, they die down!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I know why you keep going though, I don't really understand what you're saying.
You think I can control this like that?
What is space line and then it stops?
Oh.
Little shark, dude.
Little shark, buddy.
I
Those are expensive. I don't we keep those I should be dropping
Okay, should give it specifically
Actually fucking whack another reason to unfollow people
So no one believes you're here at 1157 PM
We look like idiots. Are you think I'm some type of fucking buffoon up here? Are you an idiot?
You're the guy who's unfollowing and sitting here at 11.58 pm on a Friday night tasting the jackal.
Are you- you think we're f-
Like, we have six players and we're only going to do this at a time.
Sure! So you might be a fucking four-eyed!
You might be a stupid- you might be a stupid person!
The filming's very close, we must go fast.
Very fast.
I mean, really very fast.
Right here. All the bugs are here, all the bugs are here.
No friends
No friends
This is a certified code read no friend to like
I didn't
When the vehicle hits a slope
This is the same P. Why we would just ask the alice. This is new P. Oh, dude
I don't know how long was I in that captain's court. We give it to you
I was in the captain's quarters for a long time, is this a new PLI?
It feels...
No, this is the same PLI.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
We're gonna be consumed by the circle and T-minus...
Wait, no, let me look at that map.
Let me see.
Yeah, see it?
See it?
Where are we at?
We're in the top, right on the edge.
Don't know what they're doing. He's you thought of me that this is the same boi. We were just that we just rotated around it
Let's not good at all
Give it to me. Do you see that smoke out there? What is that?
We got to warn the crew. We got to warn the crew.
We got to warn the crew. Yeah, we should. Guys!
There's a ship! There's a ship directly in front of us!
Alright, we're gonna give it. We've got our part. We get our part.
Oh my god.
Yeah, but more than it's better in this game though.
I think that is what is going to come up.
Come on into the cup.
You've earned it.
You've earned it.
You've earned it.
I need mess.
You have a little nine millimeter here.
I've got...
Wait, wait, wait.
There's the smith.
Oh, the smith.
Let me see.
Let me see.
I've got a mess.
I need a smith.
See, here's the problem.
I've got six bullets in here and five bullets out.
You know what I mean?
Ah, yeah, like that.
So, yeah, I'll use this little whip,
and you'll use that whipper snapper.
Use that little whipper snapper.
Whipper snapper.
Where are the men?
Like a pickup, like a pickup.
It is also another, another guy to the right.
You guys see that?
Yeah, we tell them.
We absolutely obliterate everybody.
He's trying to shoot at us.
I'm going to give him a false sense of security.
My shooting at Green Flare, but this is fake.
Are you sure?
I like that.
Yes.
Oh my god, thanks for letting us go.
Oh my god.
Okay, good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Was that Green Flare that you went up?
Was it the fake one or the real one?
See, that was them.
They think we're friends now, but we're not.
They're the one above us.
Is it the fake one or the real one?
The one above us was the fake one.
Oh, you dirty dog.
Haha, you do me a dog.
I can't believe this.
What? Yeah, we got him! Now we got him!
Oh, yeah.
Now we got him. I thought that was a real one.
I thought you did, too.
I thought he was a real one.
And it's going to be confusing.
We're going to sit on types of colored flares, and...
Wait, the guy on the right is getting...
Okay, we're not going to the guy on the right.
No, the guy on the right was fighting, and the standings were front.
Why are we...
That's the question. That's the question.
I'm gonna shoot a red flare to let him know that we're enemies now.
Wait, no. Don't let him know we're enemies.
Then we're gonna shoot a green one to let him know that we're back to being friends.
Make him think that we're bipolar.
Are we shooting missiles at us now?
Okay, well that's why we're some green flare.
To let him know that we're not quite sure what's gonna happen.
Yeah, to be cautious, if anything could happen, anything could happen.
I'm gonna shoot the green one.
I'm gonna get Apple Box, I'm gonna get Apple Box.
Let him know that we're traveling again.
I'm gonna get Apple Box.
Can I have those things?
I'm gonna get Apple Box.
All right, let him know to stay hydrated.
I'm gonna go ahead and shoot an orc one.
Let him know that it's game time.
They're falling right into our trap.
There we go.
Oh, god.
the guys were right, I couldn't understand why they were so fast.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Go ahead, just walk on by the guys!
We need to go over there now!
They're nothing!
They're nothing!
They got nothing!
Dude, I don't want to buy these guys!
I'm giving them one for me!
They're running!
They're running!
I'm gonna shoot a green flint and let these guys know that we're friendly.
But this one's real. I actually mean it this time.
What do you mean?
It can't work. Perfect.
How long is this?
I have an idea.
Wait, I have an idea.
What if we shoot two red flames at the same time
and folding our hearts to let them know that we love them?
Oh my god.
You can just be on and end it that way.
All right, you ready?
Okay. All right.
One, two, three.
Ow!
Oh, that was a great one.
And also, don't worry about mine.
It's good like...
Let's see how the thing is a broken heart and you don't love me anymore
Okay, let's go.
Three, two, one, go.
Okay, alright.
Oh my god!
What was that?
What was that?
You just get one shot.
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Yeah, these guys are strong.
That was it boys!
I'm ablating him!
You're right, hit with the reactor, you're right, hit with the reactor!
Go for the reactor boys!
Go for the reactor!
I gotta be slow here!
Go for the reactor!
Slash me!
Oh my god, there's another fight going on!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Snipe? Are you kidding me?
I'm dead!
I'm dead! I'm just sniped! Are you kidding me?
Fuck it!
Are you kidding me?
It's just a guy who's just sneaking on our ship!
Let me down!
I got him! I got him!
He's gonna run away!
There's a fire!
There's a fire!
No! I'm having!
Captain, left flank!
Direct react! They hit! Direct react in!
We're going into full contact!
Fuck it!
I'm trying to run on the distance inside them.
Yep, yep.
It's empty.
Somebody keep an eye on them until they know.
Get out of here, you're on board.
You're still on board.
Where'd they go?
They're just coming out of the formation.
I'm at 7.
This is the guy that's just stinking on our base.
Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
This is actually the guy, the suit food guy.
And how would you know where to go when I know where to go?
This is amazing here, man. It's terrible.
I killed that guy. I killed that guy.
I was shot.
He's got a whole bunch of poor and ugly.
Because he's been spending the whole time sneaking onto our ship.
We're poor and ugly!
Well that was him, man.
That was him. Yeah. Soup food or whatever. He killed me.
Hey boys, look! What's going on?
We must move! Move!
No, no, no, no, no!
Come on Stuart, wrap an ex-league of legends and prevention.
Roger that.
I can beat you when you get on there.
Roger.
Still there.
He's coming straight at us!
Something's coming straight at us!
Don't go back!
Oh my god, Jeff.
I think it's both of them.
Right post.
Come on, man.
He's got together to save Jack.
I got him.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
I'm getting off.
Good.
This one won't leave.
Oh my god, guys.
Someone came on board.
I think it's still the ammo.
There's nothing.
There's no ammo then.
There's a baby baby there.
There's a baby baby there.
Bear the battleships!
I shall never lie on the heartbreak review I think I just used it.
I'll be by me!
Get ready! Get ready!
I'm sure we have any sound on.
Where's the other one?
We were on the wrong side!
Yeah!
Run the wrong side!
Run! Run the right leg!
Died and broken!
Let it drop! Let it drop!
Let it drop! Let it drop!
We're running! We're running!
We're running!
Right to the north! Right to the north!
Are these two things firing at it?
Our guns are not in line!
If we have to rotate, we rotate!
Shoot a leg!
If we have to rotate, we're exposing our hands!
We're supposing our reactor side!
We're ready to react, we're ready to engage.
Close down, close down.
I have no shot.
Hold it, hold it.
There you go, there you go.
You have to have an angle.
I'm laying.
I've got to go, I've got to go.
I've got to go, I've got to go.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Let him out of it, let him out of it.
Give him everything you've got.
Boy, let him.
Right, let him out of it.
Go right, go right, go right.
I can't shoot at the turn of our eyes.
I do not have an ankle.
Steal that and turn right!
Steal my dad, steal my friend!
Steal my friend and X-Men!
That's the League of Legends playing!
Come on, baby! You're right there!
You're right there!
It's the same scene!
Steal my friend and X-Men!
The League of Legends professional playing turn us right!
Stop the ship and turn us! We can't do anything!
We're only turning!
We're only turning, Stuart Rappin!
If you do not turn us back, we're turning once!
We're turning, we're turning, we're turning!
If we got some more, more, more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more!
Oh my god, no, no, no, we've turned it!
Oh, it's so close!
Fire, fire, fire!
Fire! Right through the reactor!
I killed one.
We got it!
We got it!
We got it!
We did it!
There's one, there's two, and then we're alive.
On the floor, on the floor!
At the feet, at the feet!
More side, more side!
Hit him once, hit him once, hit him once!
He's got no armor.
Got him!
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
He's not going to leave it.
There's another guy fighting over here.
Oh my god, he has literally done it.
Oh my goodness, give me time to try and get zero.
Is he on the base?
This is not going to be the right ammo.
What's in the right ammo?
Give me that right ammo first, god.
Oh, this guy got it.
Back leg, back leg.
I see him. I see him.
He's on me. He's over here.
Hit him once. Hit him once.
Yeah!
Hi, I'm the one!
Mech is almost behind me!
Shoot the lights!
Shoot the lights!
Shoot the lights!
Shoot the lights!
Reactor is safe to me, isn't it?
Perfect!
One bomb is...
Mech is one shot!
Mech is one shot!
Mech is one shot!
One...
Yeah!
I got my gun!
I kill all of them.
Go, go, go, go, go!
One jumped up, one jumped up. I killed him, he's dead.
I have to repair our ship.
Shoot me bodies on bodies up here.
These guys got some loot?
Got em!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ooh, sniper on the sky too.
Yo, these guys have the goods.
I can't believe you don't think to me.
What does that mean?
I'll get it.
Fuck that.
Come on.
Look at your shit.
Look at your shit.
Look at your parachute.
We need a path.
The parachute?
Uh...
Yeah.
I do...
Man, that's mother fucker fight now!
The black box over here.
Oh!
Get in there, Charlie!
This is our shit?
No, look at what's our shit.
Where's the one-handed stuff?
Yeah, I'm talking about boxes, I'm talking about the rest of the guys.
This is a shit hole.
Yeah, this is a shitless fucking van-boozle to oblivion, brother.
Yeah, that was a pretty bad one.
Wait, why am I still here?
Oh, no, that's that.
Where?
That's an offer engine.
We're fucking starting to get fucking rallying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we're doing for sure.
Grabbing a couple of these.
So, man, we're gonna split that first.
I think we killed either.
I
This lobby is probably
That is like eight months on the ground I think maybe six I mean seven
Not bad, I bet.
Not bad, I bet.
They got it, got it.
It's hot, bad.
Hot, bad.
Let's get this little bag guys.
Let's get this little bag.
Check the circle, check in the circle.
Bag to the ship, bag to the ship.
We're fine, but we do need what we do.
We can't wobble.
They can't finish down, they can't do any downing.
Like we can finish looting, but then we gotta go.
Yeah, this is a certified no-dilly-dally situation, gentlemen.
D.D. Yeah, no, no. I think some of the boxes on the ground.
OK, our base is starting to look a lot better.
Is our feet roughing at all? Are we good?
I repaired them.
I repaired them.
I repaired them.
I repaired them.
I repaired them.
I repaired the fly bridge.
Classic.
You're shoving, shoving.
Guys, a lot of boxes here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my god.
Let's get a little behind him.
He's on the ground.
What's that?
I don't know.
Somebody's shooting. Somebody's shooting. That's not a...
What the fuck?
Get up!
What the fuck is that?
Oh, yep, they're there. They're, like, garage.
Are we good?
North-east. North-east.
What? Don't get that shit out of them!
Hey!
I
Was pretty poor
The black box is God
Yeah, the last one's gone. I don't know about the one before that though.
I haven't heard the stupid box. I don't know who's there though.
Good work, boys.
All of you guys, all of you.
Is this coming out or no?
I think we do.
No, no, no, they're not coming at us.
We're gonna third party. We're gonna third party.
But we have to fill up these these church with more ammo.
You got that.
I'm doing that. I'm gonna speak again.
It sounded kind of bad, by the way, this fight.
It sounded like they had a lot of hands.
oh they were they were railing they were popping 40 millimeters they wasted
like probably 40 ammo at us but they were not here they go again I mean
they're hundreds of yards short
yeah
What are you doing inside of the Captain's Quarters?
What do you do inside of the captain's quarters, Mr. X?
I'm looting all the ammo to the cannon.
We're not putting it into the cannon, then I'm putting it into the cannon.
Blast for me, mutiny. Mutiny.
I'm telling you, I swear.
You see that gimmick? You see that?
I cannot believe that.
That's why I'm having this.
I will save my, uh, my room.
Without the captain's exhalation permission.
I'll give that to Luton.
You say?
It doesn't matter what's in here.
Somebody's in a stint.
Completely out of its loop.
Wait, which one?
My room.
No.
My Luton.
Well, we saw the loo that was stacked.
I can tell you that might be.
I can tell you that might be.
I'm gonna do a quick read checks make sure everybody's loot is in the right spot
Big loot check outside everybody
Oh, they're jacked!
They're jacked!
Big loot check.
Big loot check makes sure all the loot twins supposed to be...
...and see here.
Oh, I need to start a date!
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
They are dead.
Guys.
Immediately, immediately, immediately.
Is it a drill? Is it a drill?
It's not a drill. It's not a drill.
Oh my god, it's a drill!
It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money.
You gotta make sure you put on a shelf as well.
It's pretty shit. I'm not a liar.
It's very cool at the moment, so...
Go back, go back!
I had a life as well.
After this, we are out of here by the way. We are super out of the zone.
We are out of the zone.
Are we out of the zone now?
Extremely. We are.
We know right now, we're not...
No, no, not right this second. We have about 30 seconds left.
30 seconds left.
I'm gonna get in steering wheel.
No, we can't come up!
We gotta get one of these loopholes.
We gotta get the shit out of here!
We got the shard and knob!
We shard and knob! We shard and knob!
Crack it open!
Crack it open, give it a try to celebrate!
I'm not leaving, I'm just turning us.
Go, go, go!
get the loot on the ground. I got it. It's just right on our doorstep and just throwing it on our doorstep.
Where's the loot?
Where?
Where's the loot?
Where's the loot?
Where's the loot?
What? Give me, give me, give me.
I'll meet you at the captain's court.
I'll meet you at the captain's court.
Guys, give me a call for an urgent meeting at the captain's court.
You must go now.
Oh, hold on a minute.
Oh my
Oh my
Oh my
Give me a hello hello how you how you
What are we going to do?
Absolutely, absolutely, we're going to look at the top in a second.
Oh my god.
We need a little panel in there as well.
We'd like you to make your boxes so much I can't even put it back on.
We need at least 25 boxes to be here for the camera.
Leave this in here.
You're a good man, you're a good man, you're a good man, you're a good man.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna take that box and hope that I get the 1980-1978.
What if I chance?
Well hold on, wait a second, I think someone has entered the captain's quarters.
Oh, did that guy shot me?
He shot me off.
Hey, hold on, who was that?
came into the captain's quarters and stole a box.
I'm going to show you now, I'm going to show you now.
Oh my god.
You're going to drink that.
I heard that the sergeant guy said he did another box.
It was actually a box full of quite a bit of stuff.
Also, there's a shit bowl down there.
There's a shit bowl down there.
I saw it.
Should we just refuse all the fingers?
Oh, 100%.
100, yeah.
again there's a picture of worse than the game of the internet
yeah
hey there's a picture on the ground yeah
about three minutes we'll be at the extract
something's going on around here
something's going on around here guys
something's going on
Lot of guys coming into the captain's quarters
I just wouldn't a poor after my as well there's no I don't have optimizing it as we speak condensing condensing loon
I'm condensing loot as we speak for the team. No need to worry. Mm-hmm, of course of course
This is what the team captain does
Just doing my part just doing my part
A lot about animals in their rooms
This might just be chaos, and I didn't...
Actually, there's a player 4 left! Don't think you can get back there!
Let's kill him! Let's kill him!
I'm moving! I'm moving!
We've just arrived here, hopefully Mr.7 doesn't come for another box run.
Hopefully Mr.7 doesn't come for another box run.
When I see him kill that guy, immediately, immediately!
This guy's gotta be loaded as well.
Remember, remember what Gandhi said, you may have a lot, but you can always have more.
That's right.
And, killing others is an acceptable means of getting more.
Verbate and quote from Gandhi himself.
I'm sort of a student of Gandhi, and I follow his ways.
He said, it's not enough to kill your enemy, but the eating of one's flesh is the final victory.
Oh, I remember what Gandhi said then.
I remember, I remember.
Oh, he's been missing ever since.
I see you've been doing a little bit of condensing yourself.
I've been doing some good stuff.
I've been doing some good stuff.
A bit of condensing.
I've been a bit of condensing in the deep.
I'm less convinced.
I'm less convinced in this day and age.
Of course, I'm going.
Kaden has been mad.
Oh.
How big is this ship is this gonna be a toughie?
No, that's all they got a crew though, they've got a whole army
Every shoot friendly players in the air
We all look wait wait give it give it what's to our heart what's to our heart flair
We'd give it to do the hard player and let him know that we love him no, that's right. It's a universal everybody knows what it means
I got you three two one
We love you we love you
Oh my god, these guys are poor, one of a brand off in the desert!
How is this all of these?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, I got a picture!
Who's driving this ship?
I got it, I got it!
Oh, good work, good work!
You've been dragging this ship!
Hurry!
What do you mean?
I don't know what what military tactic it is to put all of our guns on the other side away from the enemy
I obviously have a lot to learn. I obviously have a lot to learn.
Of course, of course, of course, of course. I will have you on cafeteria duty, cafeteria duty though for a week. Unfortunately
I'll be with, I'll be with.
You're a good man Stuart Raffens, you're a good man.
The captain was just checking up on his crew, and I see that you're a hard work.
Why are they always so cool?
Yo!
Stop working.
Never mind, I jumped on the hard boat, and again I found some secret compartment under
your breath, but it's just hard to get out of it.
I was like, yo, there's a lot of shit up here.
It seems like shit.
Oh, give me the black box.
Hey, you can somebody go to the right now and get the black box, and just get it.
Yeah, yeah.
I got the black box all right we're rich
it's official
how much is in it?
put it on the shelves let's go
alright next on the next ship can we get some more storage though this is out of torches
I can make a new ship lickety-split you you need it worry you need it worry captain
the captain's gonna take care of you
Yeah, it's probably the end of the lobby.
Chobbobian sense?
Hey, Mr. Sexy Knot!
Don't I quit. M enamored by you.
So I wrote you this poem.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
You have no arms and legs.
And look like a poo gotcha.
Oh, there's another player in front of us, right? Am I tripping?
What's happening?
Another plane!
Oh, okay.
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
They got a weird looking chest on that ship.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Oh, my God.
We gotta be careful out there.
We gotta be careful.
oh my god guys guys guys they're rich they're rich they're rich oh my god all
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh my god!
We just maxed one.
Max win!
Max win!
Max win!
Max win!
Max win!
Max win!
Oh my god.
Max win!
Holy shit.
Okay.
Load it up.
Guys, this guy ended the lobby.
This guy said that we were lucky.
He could have ended the lobby.
He had an ordinal strike in his hand when I killed him.
No, that was a paid actor.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Oh my god.
You've never seen this before?
Oh my god oh my god oh my god I've seen this before
Oh is that, I think that's a healing one
Yeah, so if we're in a battle and we're getting buffed you pop that thing I think it AoE heals everybody
Why is he using rusty cannons?
Oh my goodness oh my god, this is so
Oh, fuck shit.
Oh, no, no, no, we need to go back.
Let's go back to school.
We need to go back to school.
Don't play.
Don't play.
Oh, my god, dude, valuable.
Oh, my god, dude, come on down.
This is, oh, these things, where's?
I had a blast with an animal and I needed a chat.
Where was it?
You guys see the black box?
Yeah, I got the black box.
I thought the bush was there.
Alright, I'll do it.
We don't even have enough room.
Their colleagues are full!
Oh, good.
The bugs are locked.
We have keys. We don't have keys.
We do have keys, I'm pretty sure.
We might have keys.
Keys?
He's locked down. He's looped mine.
Oh, you get something crazy?
What's he looking at, Max?
What the hell is that peanut looking at?
Woof!
Woof!
What the hell is that peanut looking at?
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
Little sum sum boy.
Little sum sum right there.
Oh my great gruelly moogly.
Hot mama.
Hot bigity dog.
That's for real a tequila margarita.
Fondue?
The long way.
Senator Sensenian University, HOT-TEP.
Cincinnati Chase Bank front-entrant store knob.
Oh, shit.
Big Bubba's Big Buns.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'd...
Luigi and Levi's at a TJ Maxx.
Luigi, Mario, spaghetti meatball.
Uh, 20-27.
Bart is my head and Huff-It like glue.
In your head?
In my head.
Shit, okay.
I'm a lot of these boxes look like they're the mess.
I haven't been s- oh wait, hold on now.
Wait, hold on now.
Wait, oh shit.
X? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Exes on his stealing shit
Do it don't put your box down do not put your box down
Guys, there's two- There's two purple alloy in here, but I'm too afraid to drop my box.
Don't drop your box. It's the same shit.
I thought we were all going to hold the black box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's- Yeah, exactly. That's what-
Oh, I'm gonna- I'm gonna shut up. I'm gonna shut up.
He's- It's just a boy. It's- He's just out of the stock. He's just out of the stock.
Call the extract, call the extract, call the extract.
I think we should all put the chest that we have on the ship.
I think we should all put the chest that we have on the ship.
the box I have is worth more than all the boxes.
I got so much in this box.
I got so much in this box.
I got an idea.
Where is it?
Gotta find something.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, can you talk a little louder?
I got a fire, I got it, is ya?
What is that?
Orbital, can, server, to store,
to capture the whole lobby easily
and remove all the loot from the grunt server.
What does that mean?
Toe the jack, remove all loot from server
and everybody dies. What is that?
I'd rather die with this dude than you get an X.
I'd rather die!
I'd rather die!
X has a full purple and red box, I'm getting word, I'm getting word.
I tell you, if we have to kill, actually, how long ago do they have to lock in on the feeling that they're dead?
I saw your box.
I'm not taking a box.
We have to kill, actually, we have to kill.
I'm just not taking one.
We have to kill, we have to kill.
I'm walking like five, that's it.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Shot!
That was a close one. That was a close one.
Oh.
Look at what we got on the personal hands, that's it.
Oh, connection failed.
Beautiful.
Look, he's a red.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't even know what that is.
Plus 13.
Look at that.
Plus 13x, plus 9 gimmick.
How do I get into the ending screen?
I disconnect.
And the more you do, the more you get.
And then base summit didn't take anything at all.
Wait, it says I was lost in the sand.
Summit doesn't even know what day of the week it is.
The X took a, I didn't even know there was red on it.
It's other than the box.
That was on the body of the end.
That was actually the body of the end.
The photo, Rosic bio emitter?
No.
The double red square from the guy that I killed.
I know how to settle this.
Go to the next screen and we'll see who got the most,
most money and that is who stole.
That is who stole.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
All right, ready up.
I
Got five thousand two hundred seven thousand
Six thousand where do you see it?
It's at the top right. I meant five thousand two hundred. Is it the green number?
That's honestly pretty close.
Do you?
Yeah, what do you steal?
See, I got 6,000, 6,000, so it looks like eggs are the most.
I got like, 3,000.
That's on scab, that's on scab.
That's the most scab in town.
3,000, I think?
I feel like gimmick is lying.
I'm not lying.
Wait, hold on. Are we sure that...
I'm getting where the eggs got 20,000.
No, no, okay, that's that's that's actual capital. I'm getting word that X has had
20,000
Are you are you saying Macintosh? What do you what do you even say man? It's kept it's kept in touch
It's kept kept kept a Ross kept a clouds kept a tip of Friday is what it is. Yeah
It's kept in touch
I got 300 good this did that's
I got 300 dollars and they sit in a bag of old coffee beans.
Happen, Tars, Cap, can you go over those one more time for me?
Tepo re Tepo Ross, Tepo Pride, Tepo Slime, Tepo Tungus.
You know about Tepo Tungus?
Jesse, you were a pro at League of Legends.
Alright, so this is Strike 2 for you.
X, that's Strike 1.
What are we talking about?
What are you...
What are we talking about?
It's Papa. It's Papa.
You ever heard of a capparino cappuccino?
I actually, I actually, I actually, that specific
one I have. That one. Alright, you're in.
We press Q and E. Why don't you do that?
Oh, good stuff.
Wait a second. Hold on. What?
get a kick and get a kick.
What?
What?
How much did you say you had?
I'd like 300.
I think $300 and they gave me an old bag of beans.
More or less.
All right.
More or less.
More or less.
More or less.
Distributed to wealth evenly.
Yes.
There we go.
Of course.
Of course.
Go back.
Go back.
Give me, give me, give me.
What?
What?
Did he steal something?
No, no, he's just.
He didn't steal nothing.
It was 300 on the die actually, for him.
For him.
Right.
Incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible,
incredible, incredible.
How about we edit the ship slightly?
I could edit the ship real quick,
well hold on, before we do the let me upgrade,
What I can do, all right, just real quick, like.
Cargo hold them?
I'm gonna use this, wait, I can get the large arm.
I'll take the first one down.
What do you say?
For me.
It just kicked me out.
Hey boys, should I get the steering
or the large armament work side?
What do you mean?
Workshop.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that since day one.
Steering?
Okay, I'm gonna buy the steering thing.
Got it. This series thing is nice. Oh, that's nice. Wait, there's an armor plate.
Wait, oh, I mean 30 weird Corral.
Yeah, those are the non-Killers. Definitely non-Killers. He would armored artillery decks.
Do be good, or do you, that's just not worth it.
The armor, you know, that is good. That's the corners. Yeah, those are-
You're saying coral right watch the Spongebob episode with pearl in it when she's hanging out with their friends
Wait, I don't see cargo hold anywhere
Boys I kind of want to get this armor plate, which I can get the
Yeah, hey hold on the armored artillery compartment fuck these reds. I'm gonna get better. I'm gonna sell him
And he's was
Was I get this right now if I want you good money?
We guys wait. Oh, no wait guys
Should I do this I do this I
Can sell a bunch of suffocating both these right now, sir
Return X is yellow stifling been using it before the lobby did I get that is that mine I get that
Do we hold up wait wait? Oh, hey, let me make a new ship. I think it I think it's not bad
It's what I just remembered all because there was a lot of money. I get it. I think it's not about that
Let me oh, yeah, let me sell some stuff a quick voice and I'm gonna I'm gonna buy this thing. Okay
Cargo hold
What do I sell though?
Let me know when you edit the ship so I can start setting up my inventory.
Will you small valuables?
Will you like $8,000?
Like $7,000?
Aw.
I wish I could sell these, but I feel like they're pretty useful.
Honestly, yeah, fuck it.
We'll just sell them.
We don't actually need them, need them.
They're really nice.
We don't need them, need them.
Do you think the mom-dong-y commies will try to steal your goop?
Commies?
You got to see if I think commons are gonna come tired of stealing my group by booze.
I'm at that sniper though, huh?
Yeah, you're gonna sell these.
Wait, what are?
Jesus.
That's expensive as fudge.
I don't have the many.
Welcome in, kiddie.
Welcome in.
Wish we could sell the black boxes.
We need four black boxes for those updates specifically.
You finally dragged me in after him?
You got a little lost in the sausage. I won't lie. You got a little lost. You ever get lost in the sausage, didn't you?
If you get a little lost in the sausage, that's gonna happen to us.
You messaged me. Hey, wanna play? I say, hey, yeah. Bro, you go into a game and then I'm just sitting here alone in my thoughts looking at a fucking screen for a fucking game.
over an hour.
Well to be fair that's all of us.
But secondly,
secondly,
you're forgetting to factor
in the most important part.
What?
Poopsies, poopsies.
Huh.
You can't forget about that. Give it a teller.
On top of that,
sometimes
we tend to put our six
losing my damn mind
What do you play R6 for that is the problem right there?
Our sick is not the solution that's not this little that thank you Derek
That is not the solution at all
It's alcohols alcohol and crack worse than alcohol
We did this
He did
Should I do this one?
Ah, wow.
Well, good to see you.
My ranch is over.
Ah.
I'm good.
Um...
It was, um...
Well, I think the moral of the story is one,
if anything, it's Peanut's fault.
Uh, uh, uh, hold on.
I would like to...
I don't know if you're filling out the room on that one,
but I'd like another vote on that one.
it well that's option a option b it's nobody's fault I'm going that one I'm
going that one it's rainbow six seasons fall that's that's why the best one
that's why the best one so it's one of those but you'll notice none of the
options are my fault so I'm good by the guys by the guys excellent point excellent
point would be like we like four thousand dollars
I've seen things you wouldn't imagine.
I've seen things out there that you wouldn't imagine.
I've seen things you wouldn't imagine.
I've seen things you wouldn't imagine.
In hour!
In hour!
You made a series of mistakes.
I know what else to play. Oh my god, you can't I know you only you gotta make a new ship now
We gotta make our new ship a hotel or something
I'm a hotel
We're destroying Fort fungus and making it a new
My car is amazing
That's a good that's a good decision. That's a good decision
I boys only I'm making a new ship really quickly and it'll take me less than two minutes
Literally less than two but all my enemies so fast. I mean you'll be like wow good. He did. How did you make that?
So I can never make I'm gonna make the best it's still gonna be left side centric though left side centric
Um
I'm wondering why we come from space in these nice spaceships and then we drop down on these crappy little walkers.
Well, it's based in 1910.
So there's a good chance all of everyone's racist.
Wait, wait, it's not Slur's Saturday yet.
Wait, actually it is.
It is, it is, it is!
Got it.
It is, it is!
Oh my god.
Just in time. Just in time. Wow.
Hey, where's the thing that you go with the ship? Oh, there it is. Okay. Almost done,
boys. Almost. Let me tell you, boys. Almost done. So close. I mean, I'm just, I'm so close
being done so close wow wow my close me wow wow my close being done next what
are you making a ship for fun yeah for that right there that would be a lot
correct here we go there we go that was better that's what I don't know I am
taking a box because I didn't take a box that time you guys were looking at me
like I was stealing I was going in the captain quarters you guys were staring
me down like I'm taking a box
selfless I'm not saying selfless I'm saying selfless oh thank you yes yes yes yes yes
hmm almost done oh I'm I'm creating a masterpiece oh my goodness if you can see what I'm cooking
up right now you would say wow peanut peanut wow wow peanut wow wow wow wow what do you
say wow I have no idea what I'm doing I don't know what I'm doing I might I might need a
bigger chassis I'm sorry what if you click it it doesn't bite off of you know the research
I
Can't believe this I needed to get I just sold a district officer's portable safe and I need that for my name
He's a bigger chasis. Yeah, I need a bigger chasis
I'm sorry peanut, but that's a genetics thing. Oh
You just got a
Say that work or what Genji what's going on you got to make up a new fucking word right now
Genji how do you say it? I don't know
I can't even pronounce it cuz I you know I just always pronounce things weird and then it just comes out wrong
Now we're cooking boys. Oh now we're cooking. Oh my goodness now. We're cooking boys. We're looking good
Is that right that's right
It's Chassis, it's Chassis.
Is that your sister?
What the fuck is that?
Well, who's that?
First of all, yeah, it is my sister, my sister Chassis.
You know what I mean?
She's beautiful.
Oh, that's so green.
Oil up your Chassis, you know what I'm saying?
That's my sister.
That's gimmick sister you're talking about.
I'll have you know.
My sister.
That's 396 pounds of black dynamite.
Incredible.
Incredible.
That's great to hear.
I apologize if that was extremely rude extremely rude
I don't know why you're you're talking about oiling up gimmicks
395 pounds of black dynamite sister
Yeah, I
Was pretty rude. I was pretty rude. I cannot pronounce for some reason like I always say side-tracked
Side-tracked
Yes, like for me to say
Side tracks I have to think of it
But I can say sidetracked it like so easily
Something deep inside of you is wrong wrong and twisted. Yes
Sidetracked it. I'm very special wrong and twisted
Somebody just say the same thing just don't do the ad at the end
Yeah, but it's like I don't know my brain doesn't like I
I don't know was we cooking are we cooking right here?
The neurons aren't shooting correct.
I feel like we're cooking.
I feel like we're cooking right now.
I feel that something going on inside.
We all hang out.
I say my speech impediment is my ease or eyes.
Instead of bench, I say bench.
Instead of ban, I say bin.
Oh, you idiot.
Guys, let's socially reject this person.
So let's go to the beach to get a tan.
You say let's go to the beach to get a tin.
No, no, no, no, no, not A's, E's.
Not E's.
Let's go to the beach to get a tin, though.
I mean, sheesh.
OK, so I say it again.
So give me some examples.
Gell in your hair.
So if it's like bench or pen or bend or trench,
I say bench, bend, and trench.
bench so if you were going on a hike and you guys were camping out in tents you
would say let's go to the tent tense yep the tents my mom's fault well what the
fuck you call somebody what do you call like a like a we are cooking you just
set with is that good? Is that good? Is that a good?
Because the other ones totally weren't. The other ones I was under the rules. You know,
he called for real identity.
I can't
Yeah, I'm right
You know what I learned a long time before you know, I'm in little spoiler alert little new tech. There are no rules
We're living out here with no rules I could say
It's far, can't, are you sure?
It's sitting on a bench with Uncle Ben.
And he's right with the pen.
That's right.
God damn right.
Oh, now we're cooking, now we're cooking.
Oh shit.
What's, oh my God, I'm so close to completing this.
We are, we're on fire.
We are on fire right now.
This new build is unlike anything, anything
you've ever seen before in your lives.
Anything you've ever seen.
We're running out of conversation.
Only taking 30 minutes, this all good.
Oh, I'm gonna be, you know what?
I'm gonna go, yeah, I'm on LG here.
Let's, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's gonna be a big one though.
Oh, I bet you, it's all in red too,
even after 30 minutes.
No, no, no, not true, not true, very untrue.
The lies, lies.
They're gonna left side. No, you can't put that what you can take a taste. Oh Tinko wait. Oh, I should say it
I should just him
What a tasteful Tinko a taste of taste
Oh, I'm so close almost so close
I
Should close up
Yeah
There it is there's the masterpiece
There's the masterpiece.
Oh, it's too heavy.
Hold up, one second.
I told you we should have done way to biggies.
Stairs, reaction, but dude, I can't go.
It would have to be all on the top deck.
So I have to be all on the top deck.
Damn it!
Why did we like that?
It'd be a little crazy.
Perfect!
I have perfected the build.
I have perfected the build.
This is literally impenetrable.
This is literally impenetrable.
It cannot be stopped.
Oh my goodness.
It is time. It is time.
Okay.
Oh.
That works.
Damn it. So close, so close.
Oh!
There's a little overweight, just a little.
How about you give me just a little bit of weed?
You taking out doors to get out of weed?
I just tuned in it says the maneuverability is minus one. I
Didn't know we could do that
Guys, I'm telling you listen. I've been on a 100. You know that I've been on a what a hundred
Mobility and I've been on a zero mobility. It's the same thing. It makes no difference
I swear it. I swear it. I swear it. I swear it. I swear it
Mmm, that would be really bad, right? Yeah, I mean they minus what so what we can't move. I mean
Is that what that's saying?
Boom now we have tons of mobility tons was I we see four let me see four I trust you
Um because would you rather have four extra shelves or what extra turn?
the way. Um why is it why why is it like an option why why
can't you just get both? Because of the weight. The weight is
relevant. Just make it make it big and fat. It literally goes
over the max weight and won't let me save. Wait, are you
saving it? Yeah. Max weight. He goes over the back and will
not let me say. Why doesn't this work? Oh, all because that
Hold on, wait, does this?
When I hop on that thing and aim, gonna move.
Holy, wait a second.
I might be odd as hell in one second.
Wait, hold on.
Love, VG cent, I'm sorry for calling you P.
No, no.
What the hell?
Why can't you make a stairwell
in the middle of a storage thing?
That doesn't make any sense.
I gotta remove one of these one of these storage things anyways, okay
All right now I've decreased the weight
And this is making zero sense why is the whole thing read wait this doesn't make any sense
There's literally no oh wait. Oh wait hold on
Okay, okay, all right, I'm cooking I'm cooking
Reachability. What is he talking about? I need to start with, I need to put on both sides.
Oh my god, guys, we can't even do the storage there. We can't even do the storage there.
there what was it talking the text reacts to get in the enclosed engine what is it
talking about what do you readability you can read everything my mission is a
full ground-up base bill or is this an editing this is a full ground-up base
build. Oh my god. Do you love it? I'm looking right now. It's looking girthy. I like it.
It's got a little sass. It's got a little sass to it. Got a little sass? I'm seeing a little sass to it.
Get ready for this. Get ready for this sass right here. Get ready for this. Holy shit.
Does it have a name yet? Because I'm thinking maybe the Rib Nippler since it's got nipples on its ribs.
Oh, oh, that's just what we're just beginning there. We're just starting there
We're just I that's what we're starting. That's the starting point. Oh, that's yeah, that's all guys guys guys
Oh wait, I'm cooking. Oh my goodness. Oh
my god
No, we're 50 weight over fuck
You were one of the legs I
I
Almost added I was so close. I was so close. Oh
God, okay
If I give her to people what what that dry the little drivers nook while that is really cool
If you just made a lot of drivers
I'm pretty sure this is exactly 50 weight less than the square one. Oh
My god, this is exactly 50 weight less. Oh my god
Oh my god, I got it. I got it. Holy. Holy shit, gentlemen. Holy crap. This is the coup
de gras. This is the cream de la crème. There is no ship better than mine. No ship better
than the SIF right here.
God, the sex tuple pounder.
The sex tuple pounder.
You see it, you see it, right?
That's amazing.
You got the upgraded driver thing and everything.
It's literally covered on all sides.
The cannons cover 360 degrees.
Oh, there's ample storage.
The driver's covered.
Holy crap.
You just can't show it to our butthole or our belly butt.
other than that it's good to go
that's right
that's right
that's right oh dear wait wait wait wait wait what about the goop not
the goop not? oh
oh my goodness
oh my goodness
the goop not
that is the
single best name I've ever heard
goop not
you want a natte's right? like a dreadnought in
40k?
oh the goop not oh I thought you meant like a not I was thinking like one piece style
no no no goop
dang
and AUGHT
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, the the goop not my god, more hammer style. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
The shame you can't name your ship so the costume, but you'd like to use between words and stuff
Six
Mr.. Peanut yep, I'm not in the goop not up there it is okay guys just look at the good
Well, okay, we can't really get a good angle from here.
But I'm telling you, the goof knot is incredible.
It is incredible.
Very wide.
When you get on there, when you get on there,
you will see, you will see it's true power.
You will see it's true power.
Gigi, I'm wrong.
I'm gonna send you a code real quick, all right, Gigi?
Who else are we missing?
XCC, I think.
Why, am I not here?
No, I'm sending you that,
and I'm also texting, Gigi, there you go.
Thank you.
Oh, me, my bad.
I want to do it again some more.
Good man, good man.
And Bob is honest to say,
Bob will find some boys good man, good man.
And Mr. Reston Feast,
I want to get some boys good man, good man.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, my boys.
You can choose the name now.
No, he makes you choose between like two things.
Look, see, you can't, you can't,
you can't, you can't,
Kicks, you need to bring 240s, that's...
To the...
I think you can't do custom.
Bobby hasn't changed.
Nah, it's not the same, though.
Nah, it changes.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, it's kind of stupid.
Well, I guess it makes sense that people just named their ship the AdWords or something.
I mean, I don't know.
So kind of, kind of makes sense, kind of makes sense.
I'll bring some slivers if you can use it.
You can just get a couple of shoots with it.
Oh, gee.
Wait, did...
You don't have your sniper summit?
No.
Um, nah, I put it in a box because I ran into the animal with it.
Oh, yeah, you don't do that on these servers.
Yeah, you gotta bring it with you so it extracts you.
So one has to bring a sniper, it's in your inventory.
By the way boys, this has the same storage as the last set, so we did not get any extra
storage and we didn't lose any storage either.
No, there was actually more storage than I thought.
I didn't realize there was at the top.
That was fine.
Okay, good.
Yeah, just bring two, warn 40s X, and then...
Yeah, I want to get it for someone has it. Yeah, I do not have it.
Alas, I heard gimmick has it.
What do I have bring in his legendary one in the lag?
Yeah, so that's a change ship day.
No, the coffee bread was that's this is a better one.
Maybe we need the quacking, the dominating, the annoying, the friend.
We have to bring in the legendary sniper.
I'm gonna give it away. Is that what I'm doing?
Yeah, what's the code?
We dread not straight up right there
That's fine
That's the word we we got a huge
Getting the cannons back at your house, and you're not putting it back in that's a shank behavior
I cannot believe
is it a what is not is on here right I got wait who's not I brought a cannon
no is it a was it Warner or is it rusty oh I didn't get any worn cannons so
actually you said some of the codes I got air connection loss
I need to get a goddamn war cannon. Alright, wait, what do we think about the fuming stalwart?
Did you guys get that too? Wait, what? You didn't know? You didn't choose the thing yet.
Hey, what about the nervous pilgrim? Okay, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG.
Oh, we gotta redo it. Oh, you like that one, XGG, you like that one? You like the nervous pilgrim?
Yeah, like, I'll sign this code, does it sign it, sign it to the trigger gems?
Yeah, nobody's doing, nobody's doing the lobby.
Wait, what? We're still missing GG or missing X.
I got server connection lost. I was ready though.
You think pilgrim? I'm in here.
Exit in here? Yeah I'm in here.
Well unless we're lagging.
Now G and G, now all we need is sun.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yeah, it kicks me out as a guru.
Perfect, perfect, perfect. Genius, genius, genius!
Genius, genius, genius!
So the lobby was in like...
Sometimes when you make a ship and you save it
doesn't save the loot you're bringing in.
Alright, I know you guys were all wondering what the final name I went with was.
Is the Thick Pilgrim.
Is the Thick Pilgrim?
Uh-huh.
That's a really good pilgrim.
Zero!
Out of there pilgrim.
Uh-uh, howdy, partner.
Out of there pilgrim.
You're looking sick today.
Thank you.
Thank you, partner. Thank you.
You've been riding out there in the old
Where's looking so sick?
Oh, yeah, you're making me blush.
You look sick like that. You're making my butt hunker.
The cows are gonna come after you, all that meat on them bones.
Oh, yeah, come on now.
You're making me, you're making me clench.
Well, I'll do something for you.
Come on, you're making me, you're making my butt hunker.
Are you making me clench?
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna eat your bum. I like the bone
It's gonna get lost.
Ah, the coyote ain't gonna eat my bone.
I want to see, I want to see a season.
We never got science.
Got a plug in there.
Okay, those cannons are huge.
Is there any reason we have eight cannons?
Oh!
Uh, yeah, we need them all.
Okay, got it. Sounds good.
Sound good.
Let us proceed then. Let us proceed.
They I bring a shovel, but it's only six slots. I everybody up. Let's go. Well, we're good. We're good. Now. We have fork in
I'm looking at it and I
Right. This for this person named. Uh, I
How do we get that shit?
Yeah, I say you like that you like that.
Look, he has this.
See, we need this.
I have it.
I fuck it.
I have it.
Yeah.
I have that.
You see that boy?
You see that?
Why don't we have this?
I don't see it.
I'm stuck.
I don't understand, I wasn't even able to hear this.
I don't understand, I wasn't even able to hear this.
I'm stuck.
Alright, we're going to, you guys, we're going to hear a song, and we're spreading stuff around.
I think you have a guy doing stuff over there.
I'm telling you, I cannot tell you.
I mean, I'm patting myself off the back for this big pilgrim town.
This big pilgrim?
I'll tell you.
I could see this big pilgrim popping around town.
around town.
The thick pilgrim does not go slow. It goes with the exact basic desire. That is right.
The thick pilgrim is never early nor late. It arrives precisely when it is needed.
Also, I want it to be referred to as the Goopnaut.
Everyone will be calling it the Goopnaut, or you will be walking the plank that is an order straight from the captain.
Hey, the box, the box, the box, the box!
The box, uh, where? On the Goopnaut?
Well, there's not ammo.
Uh, I got one of the ammo boxes, but there wasn't a lot in here.
I've got, I've got some ammo. I'm filling stuff up.
Yeah, I filled up for 40 mils.
Hey, hold on. Where are we right now?
On the Goop Knot.
Oh, we can say hi, hold on. What do you just call it?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that feels right. That feels right
That feels that that feels that feels right that feels right. I miss my home
In theory where it's kind of close
skill this show so we got a guy already yes you're gonna show up
kill him I you were about to say something about a bitch weren't you
we're not saying we have to we can't go straight out of only the front get it
will be able to shoot. Reload reload! Knocked it boy! Knocked it!
Oh, I can't shoot. I'm too too. Oh my god.
What is he doing that you got?
Where's the gate that goes straight out of the roof top?
Uh oh. Uh huh.
There's a little wimpy pussy there.
Fuck it boy, fuck it!
One guy's dead, one guy's dead, one guy's dead.
Direct reactive hit!
Uh, I...
I think I...
Direct reactive hit!
It was the game! It was the game!
Direct reactive hit!
I have cameras for you. Hold on. I'm taking it.
Really?
Yeah, I'm taking it right now.
I'm so busy.
Who the hell is driving this thing?
You gotta watch my game.
Keep at the switch sides!
Oh shit! Oh!
We got it! We got it!
Don't stand it anymore. Don't stand it anymore.
Kill all the clankers! Kill all the clankers!
I thought he was gonna hit it.
I thought he was gonna hit it.
I'm gonna take it.
He's dead.
He's broken the wall.
They were poured out.
He's no turret setup, no nothing.
Oh!
I thought he was a...
I thought he was a...
I thought he was a...
I thought he was a black boss, though.
I thought he was a black boss, though.
Actually, it's a good one.
Prepare to jump around here.
Excellent work, everybody.
Good work!
Flawless victory. Good work, everybody.
I'll start repairing.
Little Betty healing.
I'm so glad you killed X. Not because I want to exercise, but because I killed you.
Well, I'm not Indian, right?
Do you feel me?
I've never seen anything ever again, because I just got...
Oh my gosh, I got scared.
The Goof Knot has a couple dangerous angles on the guns.
Yes.
That is why I was reminding Stuart Raffman, X League of Legends Professional,
to not go straight at the enemy.
But I think he was just testing the goop not by going straight at the enemy twice. Yeah
Of course gotta break it in
Gotta break it in a little bit the ammo did we get the ammo off of the guys we killed
Let's do it. Let's do it.
How's it this snakes all over the goop not?
Oh, we got a worse pinch of shit on here.
This is one of the many facets of the goop not.
It never ceases to amaze. Never ceases to amaze.
I'm not doing that shit.
You do need a repair kit, I think.
Oh, no, I didn't do anything to that. Am I?
We're good. We're good.
Is there anybody to get these railings back? Are these just perv-a-guide ones?
No, we can't with the repair kit, and then we have to drop the engine repair.
Oh.
I think they should balance this game a lot better for mobility,
because we're still moving, you know what I mean?
I tell you the difference between what a hundred maneuverability and zero maneuverability is negligible
Yeah, what are we up to?
You're right. You're right. They're back there. Look, they got the players. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see the players
Go back, go back, go back!
Lock it!
Where's the player?
Um...
Over yonder that way!
Great West, Great West!
Roger that!
Great West!
I mean, fuck you, we did full steaming and fuck him, but...
Real is that?
You dare to go down?
This, this, your seat is...
We can get them out of the lobby!
It's a marvel, look!
Look, look at that, look at that!
They're getting straight for us, why don't we hide behind this smoke right here?
Uh, I mean...
Look at that, look at that, look at that!
oh my it's just been powered straight engineering it's beautiful sir thank you
thank you
look oh incredible incredible
yeah he's gonna shoot at us
shoot at them man
man should we try one more time
they got three rams
they got two rams on them
man should we go straight at them steward rams man
we gotta turn
I'm dead.
I don't even know where I got to go.
We gotta get out of here! We gotta prepare the engine!
Preparing, I'm preparing!
He's on the ship! He's still being...
Wait, are you shooting me?
No, no, you just don't have the ship.
Um, yeah, they're all on the infantry, man.
I'm just repairing.
I just beat his ass to death!
That was a great guy at all!
Yeah, there goes the Sniper.
Interesting.
Uh...
Hey, Nazi Shabalapu. Was that OG?
Um...
Ah, for me.
I would like a quick word with Stuart Raffent.
Ex-League of Legends Professional.
You went right into them.
Were you testing the Goopknot again?
I did not test it.
Yeah, they broke front legs it put us in a pause position, and then they smashed us. I
Think you were testing the goop that again you wanted to see his real power
I think you wanted to see it's real. It's true power. It was hefty
Let it was you maybe a little bit more but guys I'm not gonna lie actually
Stuart Rappen being a silly goose actually gave me a great idea. What if we made
five guns literally on the front of the ship with one driver just obliterated
some I think that's the way should we always end up I literally couldn't shoot
at them at all because if I did I would have killed X should I make a new ship
really quickly because because the ship the guns were on the side and you were
the front gun I was on the second gun and I angled at 90 degrees towards you
towards the ship towards the front and if I shot I would have blown you to
smithereens like I did to Genji. I mean I was hitting some like if the digit was going down I was hitting a fizzillion fucking.
Yeah I didn't want to shoot I didn't want to shoot. It was just hard to shoot unless you're at the front gun because it's the same like
gimmick killed me then I killed X like the same exact way because the guns are all in the way.
Yeah, it's a specialized vessel.
Gee, jeez, it's only 1.24 in the morning.
Yeah, it's 1.24 in the morning.
Well, hold on.
All right, jeez, motherfuckers, lay that.
Well, hold on now.
Wait, wait, should we do a three man?
I think three people are leaving, right?
Right, wait, who else is leaving?
I gotta go, pace.
Godspeed to a rapid x professional league of legends player
Godspeed sir Godspeed Godspeed straight straight by the way straight in your speed Godster Godspeed straight forward right
Right don't see anything
See you there
Godspeed
All right, okay. I think we've learned a lot from other things. I say we run one more just us three
But this time i'm gonna build
I'm gonna build a new ship that has two guns on the front. We just we just I mean we just pelt them
280 millimeter cans boop boop boop dead dead dead. You mean?
Okay, right now we can run the goop not. Oh
We don't need it like a really big one since it's just three of us. That's true. That's we could run the goop not though
You could run it the goop the goop not for a dream in
I say we just build one that has good amount of storage that can move pretty fast, you know?
Okay, okay, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. True, true, true, true, true, very,
true, very, true, very, true, very, true, very, true. What? On the other hand, the Goopnut.
Did he just say when I blew X up with that kid?
Oh my god.
That was so fucking bad. I wasn't even aimed at him. It was just, it was so close.
So I shot and I saw you just here.
This is like giving it to me, huh?
Yep, yep.
I didn't even, like, I thought, like, I shot
and then I saw you go down.
I thought, yeah, I think I did that.
Yeah.
I think I did that.
Yeah.
Hold on, I'm making the goop not many really quickly.
Give me one quick second and I'll be ready to go.
This is the goop not many.
Oh, take your time.
I don't like it, I don't like it.
Goop not many, goop not many.
Let me see here, let me see.
Almost complete, it's almost at maximum power.
Almost at maximum power.
Oh, it is so close to maximum power, so close.
I mean, the closest it is to maximum power
is, I mean, I can't even describe how close it is.
That's how close it is.
You know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
Makes sense.
Oh yeah.
I mean, it is so close to maximum power.
I mean, it is just close.
It's, I mean, it's so close.
It's almost too close to maximum power.
Can you make a workshop walkthrough,
like straight through, I feel like I can't, wait.
Let me see here, give me one, give me one sort spell.
Give me just, give me just, give me one sort spell here.
I just gotta figure, figure out how I did the,
the goop knot originally.
You know what, maybe we should just do guns on the left side,
just two guns on the left side,
forget about the right side.
That's fine, and then I whoever drives
Just keep it everything on the left side a gun right there. They work that's we're going there
Yeah, hold on wait a second. Oh almost out here. Oh, I'm so close to being done
You know what? I you know what? I'm gonna expose the engine just so it looks cooler
I'm gonna expose the engine on purpose just so that the goop not looks cooler on purpose
I'm I'm literally letting the team down before we even get into the rain
Just so the group dot looks cooler
How excited are we for that? How excited are we for that? Are we excited to see that? Oh? Oh my goodness
You know what actually you know what I'm gonna put some corner cannons on we need some corner armored cannons
It's the cases of the left to the right, but I think about a boom
Okay.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. And then a little bit of storage. Little bit of storage. Not
too much. Not too brash. Not too brash. Just a little bit. Just a little bit of storage.
Nothing too brash. Nothing too brash. But just a little. Just a little. You know what
I mean?
Mm-hmm.
My newt. My newt amount of storage. My newt. How does that look, boys? How does that look?
That look good we look are we popping are we popping?
Hmm. Yeah, let's kind of put this
On the second floor
No
Okay, hold on wait dude guys guys you have to hold up guys guys. I know exactly what to do
I know exactly. Oh my god. It all just clicked it all just clicked
I'm seeing numbers in my mind like that one guy in the hangover guys. Oh my god. It all just clicked. It all just clicked
They say it hold on we see it
It's clicking it's clicking it's clicking it's cool. It's clicking right now. Oh my god. It's clicking. It's clicking
I don't think I don't think would do I know exactly what to do
Everything's clicking everything's clicking all at once my synapses are firing my synapses are firing
I have to buy I have to buy something specific in the tech tree really quickly
I believe, I believe.
This, this right here.
No, I don't have mixtures, a weird coral.
Can you not buy that stuff?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Can you not buy that?
Is it really to buy that thing?
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I'd never buy that one would.
that was it that was gonna be the solution to our problems and i just i i screwed it up
i screwed it up
all good heavens
all good heavens
which one was it
it went away a lot with
visit
the veteran we were is where is our thing at
uh... is this a way is isn't
Oh, there it is. Oh, that's it.
Building cost 925? That's gonna be a glimpse.
That literally has to be a glimpse. I've never seen the one that's not expensive.
Wait, what? What the hell?
Wait, 925?
Wait, guys, guys, can you look at the bill real quick?
Listen, listen, you see how it's perfect in every way, shape, and form? Could not be improved?
but we have to leave the the the pooper out the back or should I make it look
less cool and bring the pooper in I would bring the pooper in read the
pooper in and do it like this oh I can't even do that it's impossible it's
impossible I'm telling you guys this it's harder than it looks it's harder than
it looks. I don't know what to do. Maybe we do a smaller engine.
Would that work? How do I
we could do that? Although it looks kind of stupid.
That would work.
That
Reaper Rebas asked me, Can you please never play with XQC? He
doesn't stop talking. He sounds like a methods we can also put
bridge to connect both sides build the bridge you absolute moron shut the fuck
up about the streamer just weld the damn thing and get lost but that doesn't
make any sense I was the frog show me to be okay all right this is our solution
right here this is our solution right here there it is deal with it deal with
it this is it okay all right have my holy shit I was actually kind of cooking
wait a minute I'm my old on I'm cooking it's over it's over we won we won
forever done boom man boom but I mean by boom look at that does that look does
that look good that's a nice little guy wait is there two cannons two cans just
two total you know this I'm under a lot of pressure right now I'm under a lot of
right now. Okay, you bill is
champion. I'll judge it. Wait,
but we're trying to think when
we just go straight out of it
Paltom. You mean with two
cannons? Well, did you the
driver and and you and I the
shooters? Oh, that's true. Oh,
you know what? You do have a
point. You do have a point.
Okay. Is that look good enough?
This is a good. Let's do it.
Fuck it. Let's do it. But you
have three people.
Hold on, I might have to get my, hold on, I don't,
I, what the hell does that even mean?
Open the calculator app, open the calculator app real quick.
Oh, let me open up MSPade again.
Hold on, wait a second.
I gotta see what that, that guy's gotta be out of something.
He has to be out of something.
There could be.
Yes, he has to be out of something.
Hold on, wait a second.
Oh, there we are.
Oh, okay.
is the driver and peanut is a shooter and gimmick is a little guy is a shooter
all right that's three guys three guys wait in that guy said how many guys we
got how many cannons do we have two two cannons how many shooter two cannons two one shooter
two two shooters two camons the math does check out yeah I gotta say you know I was a little
doubtful first as well but you've run the numbers and the numbers check out I gotta
say it okay all right so this is a good we got is every is every on board with
the plan hold on hold on hold on okay get it are your balls really that small
then maybe maybe uh okay but okay well that's good now it just makes okay you
You know what?
Does that look good?
It's like a butterfly.
Hold on.
What is that?
It's like a dragonfly.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, let's get to the bottom.
We don't want to leave anything to chance here.
Let's make sure we got this right here.
Beautiful.
Okay.
All right.
Well, does that look good?
Is everybody on board with the plan?
That will do.
That will do.
That looks like sort of a real...
It looks like it's going to change your life in a way.
You're going to literally have to have
a disability with that thing.
But wait, hold on.
Wait, Jiji, you want to be this as well?
Let's get you on.
Go ahead.
No, no, I'm good.
There's.
Beautiful.
All right, now it's click.
Well, I want to feel like that.
I couldn't have wanted to feel like that on the grill.
I couldn't believe that.
I knew there was something missing.
I knew there was something missing.
There was something, yes, inclusion.
I just wanted to make sure you know you're a team,
a member of the team, a member of the team.
That's hilarious.
Okay, all right, we have our thing.
Beautiful.
Okay, the mildly glorious mirage
is the name of this bad boy.
That is, okay.
Mildly glorious.
I have zero rear protection.
Oh, gimmick, I don't watch Epic Gimmick.
Okay, let's, okay, there we go, all right.
Guys, how is this 910?
How is it 900?
I'm not doing that.
I know how to fix it, too.
I'm not, I'm, guys, armored, armored guns are so expensive,
and I don't even think it does anything.
Think about it the the armored gun platform can't even break. So why the fuck does it matter if it's armored or not?
I mean
Who can't rule yeah, yeah
Can't even break
They have more help damn infinite out. Oh, you know what it might increase the health of the gun itself
You mean
Oh, I can't afford it, so we're not using it.
I can't afford it, so we're not using it.
All right, let's ride.
Guys, I'm telling you, listen, listen, listen, give me, give me.
If we do this method that I'm about to say, though, you have to stick to it, all right?
We do two 80 millimeter cannons, not a single 40 millimeter.
You hit the reactor, nothing else.
No, no, no, nothing.
Just the reactor.
You mean?
Jessery is good straight from the reactor just to react straight for the reactor
You got it. You got it boss. Okay. I have almost no ammo for these guns. Did you can you bring in a little bit of
Little bit of ammo for the 40 millimeter
The 40 I can't buy that and I don't have any I've got 22 high velocity 80 millimeter shells the rare ones
I'm also bringing you know, you know what you want. I'm gonna bring it
because that's what I can buy.
Oh, the 80, that's what we need.
Yeah, the 80, sorry, the 80 is what we need.
Oh, okay.
Give it, can you bring a rusty 80 millimeter cannon
and then 60, 80 millimeter shells?
I see what, you know what, do 60.
Let's do 60, okay?
60, 80 millimeter, El Lebanon, those shells
and 180 millimeter naval cannon.
68 mini-man meter cells and 81 millimeter cannons.
Perfect. 81 millimeter. Wait, not 180 millimeter cannon. I'm bringing 81 millimeter cannons.
Yes, yes, correct. Is everybody ready?
Perfect. Okay, good. I'm ready.
Our team, right?
Almost ready. I don't have any fuel.
Fuel is for business.
Guys, guys, guys, I want you guys to remember fuel, fuel, not only is it for bitches, secondly,
secondly, you never actually run a fuel in this game, you just get slower.
And we're, we're pouncing on anyone we see anyway, so, you know what I mean, screw them
on.
Wait, do we need more cannons or just two?
You see two, you just need two.
Okay.
Let me tell you what's most important for you to do is drive and, and, repair, you know
how there's like three squares and four pipes in front of the engine?
Wait, say that again?
There's four red squares and, no, no, there's three red squares and four pipes in front
of the engine.
You see those?
Yes.
Once all seven of those break, the engine pops, you lose the shit.
So all you have to do is drive and repair those four pipes and three squares.
That's it.
Yeah.
Fuck everything else.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Let's do a thing, let's do a thing.
End of license.
End of license.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
I might get another silly juice, too.
Really get pumped up.
Really get pumped up.
I got myself a little gimlet here.
Really named.
Oh, Mr. Paul, my boy, my boy, my boy, good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
If he gets EMP'd, he's cooked, bro.
He can't restart his furnace.
What a chance to get EMP'd.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, it's so naive, so naive.
What are the chances?
Probably zero.
What are the chances?
50%.
Now, let's ride.
What is this one called?
Yeah.
It's called the mildly inappropriate uncle or something.
Ah!
What is it?
I was hoping for the highly version.
I think inappropriate uncle, yeah.
What?
Yeah, I'm gonna man the left care,
you mean the right care, yeah?
Roger, Roger.
Um, wait really quickly.
No, it's, wait.
I'm talking about a real man, like little peas,
little piece dreadnought
but that one little piece dreadnought
little piece dreadnought
this is what he uses
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm
okay little piece
little piece
oh yeah wait did you get the way these sorry I counted them wrong
these two pipes the four squares of the thing in the middle
remember it lets you repair when it's a half ounce
so it may not necessarily be like
ripped open and broken when you're there
there. Listen, peanut, who's sitting right, who's sitting right there? The little peanut,
the little peanut. Oh, the little peanut. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Genius, genius,
genius. Genius, genius, genius. Oh, we're going right to the map. 180 degrees around.
Oh my God. How are we going to happen when you go out to the map? Wait, actually let's
go right to the strudel. What do you think? Yeah, strudel. We're getting shot at. That's
probably what happens
you put the beans in the beans
turning to bar
we're triple turning
we're going to strudel to the left
the east
strudel strudel
right there I can see it
on the top of the hill
I was first guy we see we hammer we hammer
I can barely see anything.
Uh, turn your bloom off in your settings. That helps a lot.
God, I love this game.
What is that tower to the left of Scroogell Town?
Let me see, Howard.
Uh, it looks like a lighthouse scenario. A lighthouse scenario.
This looks like a lighthouse.
We will be fine. We very safe. Very good.
That's the Iron Sarron. We have the ring. We have the throat of the mountains. Otherwise,
a dwarf with nothing but a rag over his penis is going to come and try to kill us.
That happens sometimes.
That happens sometimes.
That happens, that happens.
That happens sometimes.
That happens sometimes.
It'll happen on the big jumps.
Oh, shit.
big gap yep there's a plan they just spawned a I hey really yeah I'm gonna get it
go the cannon
oh steam ahead just straight straight out of it it's not like the the goop not
it works right and
oh they're in since exposed look at that oh they're getting hammered to come in
Right for the engine, right for the engine, nothing else!
Unless you have a good, good shot on a, on a, on a, on a turret!
Do I ramp up?
Ramp up!
Yep, red X-speed!
They're getting messed up.
Fire!
Move the list, move the list!
I
I'm getting out of there, I'm getting out of there.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
I can't get out of there.
Uh, I don't know.
There's a little lag.
But, we should still be able to move a little bit.
Jumping over to check our legs.
We'll find one.
We'll move, we'll move.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Oh, shit.
I'm here for a second, but you should be able to get back to speed.
I'm back on the ship. I'm hitting the lakes really good. I'm hitting the lakes really good.
It's time to play the game.
Time to say the name!
They're probably boosting. I'm gonna actually boost us real quick.
Who shot? Who shot? Who shot?
Reboot, we're boosted.
What, what, what, what, what, what?
What the... where are these bullets going?
Oh, I got another one of their legs. I got another one of their legs.
Hey, hey, hey!
I hit a turret, I hit a turret!
You got your shot, you got your shot?
I got my cannon, I got a repair.
Reactor shot! Reactor shot!
You do us out!
Reactor shot! Do us out! Do us out!
Reactor shot it! It's low! It's low!
Reactor shot! It's low!
Get him, dude!
Don't let me end this, Johnny!
Someone get him!
Get him!
Destroy the turrets!
You're gonna destroy us!
Kill the turrets!
Kill the turrets!
Kill the turrets!
Get him!
Destroy us!
I'm gonna bury him!
I'm gonna bury him!
I'm gonna bury him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Kill the turrets!
Got one!
Kill one!
All turrets down!
I'll turn it down with the gun!
Lock it!
This is our ship now! This is ours!
Hand it over, pal! Hand over the guns!
Anyone ran off in addition.
Hand over the guns, pal! Hand over the guns!
Hands up! Hands up! Don't shoot hands!
That's okay. That's okay. I mean, I mean, the police can make every mistake. So can
Thank you. That is so why. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
I'm moving it back, I didn't put it on the side step, I got you, there you go, Gigi.
I made it go back over.
There's left and right too, I think the wheel might have been turned on.
Yeah, that's what happened.
I didn't put it on the right, but it wasn't moving earlier.
That ends a little better repairing
Beautiful work beautiful work we have to guys we go back to those robots we killed and get to repair get rethink
That's their black box, I'm gonna go up first to see what other eat that ammo back
We have all the ammo. We'll grab their ammo.
Very ruby in these bedrooms. Very spacious.
The breeze is going through a lot.
Oh wait.
Circle check indeed. We're on the edge.
We gotta go!
Now!
We have to go!
Oh my god!
I
Know
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god streets out streets out streets out you got the ammo you got the ammo gimmick
I got the ammo and i'm not on this shit. It's fine. Just run just run a little bit
Just run a little bit just run a little bit. I'm gonna try to find the boost
Go towards the wreck, go towards the wreck, you guys are going into the south goal, you're
going into the south goal!
No, no, no, no, no, no, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it, you did it.
Oh my god.
Can you please go?
You hear a step on a rock?
Are you sure?
Double check, double check.
Hold up.
Oh my god.
are you sure? Double check double check.
Hold up. Oh my god. I almost made it out of the way. Okay. Don't worry. I'm right
underneath. Keep going. Good job. Keep going guys. Keep going.
I'm working very close to being safe. We just got to get in the circle. I can't
check that. I can't check the map because I got the ammo. I got all the ammo on me.
How close.
It literally shows us in the red.
I don't know if you should know where it is.
Prepare the engine? Maybe? I don't know either.
Nothing's, everything's a van. I'm telling you, I just looked at everything. Everything's for your van.
Well, well, well, to the maximum what capabilities are right now?
It feels like we're going out to hold on now.
Colonel, we're going the right way. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
It's just, I don't see, it's like an empty horizon, but you're right.
It looks like there's nothing there though, for some reason.
Yeah, that's why I was...
But you are right, just check the map.
Oh, we're good, we're good, we're good!
Once you guys get right in the circle stop, because I mean...
I think we're in, I think we're in.
We can go ahead and stop for Mr. gimmick.
Come on, Mr....
Oh, God.
He is...
He is, uh...
I got the ammo, I got all the ammo!
That's great to hear, that's so great to hear!
So, oh, that is so splendid here.
So many beautiful bullets.
Does anyone know how the circle works?
Like, is it if you're in the circle for like two minutes,
you explode, or is it like with the next circle?
Maybe once it connects.
What's it connects?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just spitballing here.
Does anyone, does anyone know?
Spitballer.
20-inch collar, 20-inch blades.
10 seconds, you're gone, 20 seconds max.
I think we were in the circle for a good two damn minutes.
I mean yeah it did feel like that although you see this red smoke behind me very
Concerningly maybe
Come on
No, I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. It makes the engines on
I'm on. I'm on. I'm on. I'm on.
Kick him off.
You go ahead and fill these bad
boys back up.
Usually a nice and right.
The silly.
I'm loving the airlock.
Three steps to captain's quarters and five steps to the reaction.
And steering.
Truly an ark of thanks for the help.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you. You see the enemy comes up here, right?
And then they capture the ship.
All right.
And they kill the driver there.
It's all, it's very convenient.
It's very, obviously you can just stand in one spot.
You can run, run right in.
Right in capture room and you wear it's it's very convenient. I want to make it as convenient as possible
for that for the attacker
All right, we're losing it it's the matter it's the matter
Gotta give a chance
Let's go to
Spin stuff a bus that's three apps in a row
There's three Fs in a row in a word. Is that real?
Blend stuff, sprint stuff.
Upright.
That's good as sprint stuff.
Upright.
Three Fs in a row, I believe.
I've never seen that.
Believe when you see three Fs in a row, it's a woohoo.
Wait, I pretty sure
Hehehehe
Whatever Jimmy's yelling, you can still hear like 2% of this distant, this distant
Yeah, I'm telling you, the compressor right on the mic is really hard
You have to do it so much so that when you yell and when you talk quiet
A person watching doesn't have to change the volume on their TV
But you also can't do it too much the way it does Jimmy's mic when it just cuts out when you're too loud
Wow, right in the middle of it.
Do you do software on yours?
Yeah, I've got software. I've got my shit pretty good.
Yeah, I need to go on that whatever banana grams program.
I go low and loud very often. I go...
I go...
Ah!
You go...
You still gotta mess with some stuff. Perfect it.
I've gone as far as I could possibly go with hardware.
What what might be that the SM-7B the drive got yeah yeah yeah the mic is good
the interface is good
what you get loud never I mean it's gonna be happy thinking about that's what
I'm gonna do my country clean house you have the cloud lift during everything I
mean my dear good by the way guys we might there's a chance we will have to
redesign the ship right because I mean any moment now any moment now officer
Godzilla literally moment you think he's on the way he's on traffic I mean yeah
he's going to play JT tonight you stuck in traffic he's just I I mean the I45
is all backed up it's all backed up it's all back that's all let me read let me
read my exact text for Mr. Officer. Let's see what it says. Just, I said, I'm hopping
on in 30. He goes, just eating dinner at the moment. That was seven hours and 26 minutes
to go.
Yeah, he's feasting.
Yeah, I mean, a meal fit for a cake. A meal fit for a cake.
Can you imagine how many courses one must have?
That's a 10-course meal!
I mean, the appetizer, the second appetizer,
the main course, the second main course,
the triple main course, the dessert, the after-dessert,
the triple dessert.
Thank you guys for the another main course,
because you were longed in so much.
Then a quick appetizer to cool down,
and then a secondary appetizer to finish up the night.
He's probably on the second to last course,
the last course.
Yes, very close, very close.
It's right ahead of us I can see it
Next time we stop turn off your balloon. I had to do that
Right wait wait wait I see multiple yeah, yeah, yeah multiple two people fighting right there to the right
Did he go through that opening on the left take a sharp 90 return what you do
Yeah, yeah, and then oh you go this way. I was the other one too
Wait, where do I go?
I think I'm right.
I think I'm right.
Yeah, go right.
Yeah, you have to go right first.
I'll be right.
I'll be right.
Go for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You with the fizzies, Bob?
You going up?
That's where we want to go.
I don't think we should be fighting with all these holes that I've seen.
I don't know.
I didn't notice a couple wrong abilities, but, uh, oh my gosh.
That's really nothing.
Really nothing.
Did you see him right in front of us?
Those two smoke stacks?
three smoke stacks oh my goodness left left left left left left left left right over it
I think you are going directly towards it right now oh now it's a little bit
five to easy right okay you are going directly towards a perfect perfect
perfect that I'm right I actually cannot see where I'm driving really it's all
all part of the design. It's
all part of the design. The
gap. Oh my goodness. Incredible.
Let's hope. Let's hope. Okay.
Sorry. I just had a turn.
Beautiful. We haven't have
able to get these guys on. Oh,
you got it up ammo. Captain's
quarters. I'm worried about the
I
Problem that's a problem like concern like concern, but don't worry guys do not worry will kill them so fast
They will have no chance of even knowing what does that?
Ten degrees to the right eight degrees to the right, maybe
By the way, we actually get it gonna get it I can't tell you one more strategy
if our ship explodes what you want to do is not hop off the guns you want to hop
back on the gun but don't aim for their engine aim for their captain's quarters
blow it open also their entrance as well yeah we do not have no we don't need
one it's an airflow thing so yeah the light breeze to come through Mexico
faster yeah this is this thing the little peanut this thing rips oh part
It's all a tactical decision.
They're fighting robots.
Should we grab one of the repair kids off of them before we fight?
No, no, we can kill them.
The idea would be a little risky.
If the opportunity presented itself, it would take.
Repair kid was spotted right off the bow.
I would say perhaps it would be worth grabbing it.
There'll be a little low on health due to these clankers.
If we rip right through this cavern, they're getting fucked up.
Guys, I'm telling you, we can take this fight.
They're gonna be, they'll be looting, too.
I thought you thought there was two.
Um, I, so what I did was, was simply what I did was lie to you, Denji, right?
What I did was lie to you, and to increase your motivation to get to the spot fast.
I lied to you.
I have lied to you.
I also lied about one more thing.
I'm so sorry to bring this up now, but you are adopted.
You are adopted.
And also, yep, yep, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Also, also, 9-eleven.
I don't know if you know that that happened, but you should Google it.
It was not good. It was not good.
Yeah, my brother was born on 9-eleven.
Oh! Make a wish! Make a wish!
Is that the rules?
You can imagine how weird it would be if, like, there was like a dark mirror named, like,
what's going on in people's homes, like, on a random day.
It's like 9-11 and people are like mourning and remembering the past.
They just go to Jimmy's house and his brother's just going fucking crazy.
Like, celebrate.
Oh my god.
We got the AI here.
This is your friend.
Right past this AI, straight to the guy.
He's to the left.
He's to the left.
Get him!
Direct hit.
Direct hit.
Direct hit.
There's two of them! There is two of them! There is two of them!
Guys, we've never repaired it. We've never repaired it when they bite.
Wait, wait, wait. Should we slow down the ship to that ship?
It's on the move! Down the line to our right!
Wait, wait, what do you see? What do you see?
There's a guy running towards us. Right in front of me. Right in front of me.
Can you see him?
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him.
I see you I see you I see you always come up. He's coming up. He's coming up. He's coming on board
Okay, I he's very low. He's one shot
Get out of here. Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead. I got you. I got you. I got you coming to your body
everybody
Oh
You motherfucker
It's fine fine fine good good good keep pushing it'll stop us for a second, but that doesn't mean we're actually stopped
We're really strong behind
We're fine we're fine we're good we're good we're good fellas you won't introduce we're a pair of
I'm gonna do this one repair while we're still turning.
Alright!
All you do is hop off the wheel and repair the engine up and up again, okay?
Eh!
Okay, stop turning stuff. Go straight at him.
Let's find the seams right here, let's find the seams right here, let's find the seams right here.
Focus on the repair, focus on the repair.
Come on, kid!
I'm absolutely blasting him.
I'm going on repairs.
Um just a few seconds.
I'm kidding I have no beam.
Oh my god.
Turn us on, turn us on.
Two speed, two speed, two speed.
Back speed, back speed.
Back speed, back speed.
I am, I am. It's on the reverse.
Who just got you, you good friend?
Wait, wait, why are we going in reverse?
You said, back speed.
No, back speed! Back back speed!
Oh, shit!
That's the only other camera we got a camera. There's no there's no option. There's no option.
Oh my god, did you see any new pair? Any new pair?
Oh god, oh god, oh my god, what the fuck is happening?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm REPEATING!
He's REPEATING!
I'M REPEATING AND FAST RAKE IN!
They're breaking it too fast! They're breaking it too fast!
Oh my god, hop with the guns! Hop with the guns!
Break open the captain's court! All is lost! All is lost!
Break open the captain's court! It's locked in!
We're the end!
I see the behind us the behind us. Yep. Oh, we're not gonna see them. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Stay alive. Stay alive. We see that. We said that. It's not. It's not. It's not
open to the family. He sings. Why would I say back? Wait, wait, wait. Their compartment
might be open I credit this is another guy I gotta be dead the front door is
not open I repeat not open
I just killed someone.
Oh!
We've got to get out our cannons and blow the front door open.
What?
Guys, I'm dead. I'm full dead.
I'm dead. It's up to you guys.
Oh my goodness.
It's up to you to get out of the camp to that ship.
We forgot to put beans.
Are you kidding me?
We forgot about the beans.
Oh my goodness. How? We lost because of beans.
No.
Oh my god.
You got about them beans.
You got about them beans.
You got about them beans.
That'll happen.
Gotta be careful.
Ah, gotta be careful.
When I press a button, it puts your gun away instead of switching to the other gun.
What the fuck is that?
Can I just take a moment to talk with gimmick here, one on one?
Yeah.
I will.
And I mean this in the literal sense.
in every way possible, I swear to God, eyes,
and everyone else on planet Earth has never,
and will never, say the term, back speed.
I thought it was odd.
I thought it was weird.
Thought it was weird, but just following orders,
you see, captain says, back speed, back speed.
I thought, I made it.
It was a sort of a split second decision.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, of course, of course.
So I got on the controls and I set that puppy back speed,
full back speed.
Full back speed.
Hey, you found one?
Full back speed.
Battle happened, battle, hey, battle happened,
battle happened, common mistake,
could have happened to anyone,
could have happened to anybody.
Mm-mm-mm.
Back speed!
I didn't know there was a back speed.
No, there was a back-speed!
Okay, in retrospect...
Don't seem like I maybe should have questioned it a little bit.
Your heart was in the right place to give it never questioned the captain. Never questioned.
Perhaps a tasteful and respectful clarifying question, follow-up question was in order.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course, so if I want to go if we want to go back, that'll be reverse
Reverse a back reverse not back speed not back speed per se. No per se per se
I'm not gonna lie to you. You put it in my mind. So I might start using my
There's a chance that I start saying yes, oh yes, oh yes
We want to play one more are we getting off? No, we want to play one more
Okay
Did anyone see any flaws in the ship that we would want to fix before?
We get into
Into the game
This is all my money to buy this shit
I
Like it sends you money an airlock might be I will say that I I
Tried making an airlock and it wouldn't let me it wouldn't let me. I don't know how you do it
This shit I will say this ship seems like maybe a
scoot and loot ship
rather than a full
full speed into
The ma of the devil ship. How do you?
You gotta buy it. Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Wait. Just a moment. Wait. Just a moment.
Okay, waiting just a split
Second
Just a split second is all I need. Yeah, wait, hold on. No, you can't you can do it
Steers in the exact opposite side. Oh wait, I see what this ad I see what's going on here. I
see
Okay, that makes what I was kind of using as defense over here for the engine. You know what I mean?
That's why I put it on that side
So we would we rather have an airlock or a little bit more engine defense
You mean oh
I do feel like I
Mean how many times does a guy snuck onto the ship?
Never
It's not even one even a single time. I even watch
Hold on. Wait, what if I just add more bedrooms that we don't need?
You know what I mean? We add some more bedrooms that we end up also improve the captain's
Newsy
I'm gonna remove I'm gonna remove the the the workbench though. No more workbench. Is that cool?
Yeah, I never used it in my life
Why did this work?
Wait hold on. Never used it
Wait, why doesn't this work anymore?
What did I change
Well, it was the it was the ladder right here that I changed you see that's a problem that's gonna be a problem
That's okay, though. I have the solution. I have the solution. It's simple. It's right in front of my very eyes
Boom look at that. So oh wait
the whole damn chips right now what color is it bids huh now what color is it
what is that look good is that look good every like that though nice good it
looks good obviously if you want to we could go we could go one step further
We could go one step further and really grind it out here if you want I mean
You got me on the edge of my seat
I'm edging you. I'm edging you
Hold on. I'm edging you one second. I'm edging you give me a second. I'm edging you one moment
I'm edging you one second
Hold on. I'm edging you one moment edging. I'm edging we're edging we're edging together
We are edging, we are edging.
We're edging together.
We can go one step further and make this a four,
a four thingy, do you mean?
Four cannons.
Yeah, honestly though, that actually,
I was gonna make a joke, but if they're on one side,
the two of us can go to one side,
and then when it switches,
the two canineers go to the other side.
What kind of optical illusion is that?
I
I've been fooled I
Thought this was right. Did you guys think I was on the side of the ship right there?
I could have swore that was right there on the side of the ship. I
Think the four cannons is the way I think it's the way okay, and we can always have two cannons blasting on on
We're always too can we're going straight at it to on
on one on each side, on the side, one person switches.
On the other side, both of us switch to the other side.
I will say that these canons are now facing
either directly forward or directly backwards
are one block wider each.
So if this guy's standing right here, if he's too close,
like if he's over, if he's like way out the distance,
like right over here, we can shoot him.
But if he's right on us,
I don't think we can turn these enough to shoot him.
Now they're one block out each, you know what I mean?
No, we could have like if they ram us right in the nose,
they should turn 45 degrees.
Yeah, we should be able to hit them, right?
I think so, because I was shooting,
I was on, if you're like thinking about the ship
with the steering wheel is the front.
I was on the right cannon,
shooting to the left side of Genji's control room.
I
Wait hold up wait people are talking to give Jinzy one as well
Well, yeah, I mean there's four cannons and three of us. Oh, I don't like right this
I give Jinzy one as well right there. It's just you run from the cockpit to the oh
Yeah, that's nice
Although I think she should be focusing mostly on repairing this though. They're in
Probably probably
probably yeah we have it can't if we're really blasting yeah we're really
yeah we got extra can't we got I mean there's no way that three of these can
ever shoot one at the same time though unless it's like the robots that are
surrounding us we're never using three at a time we could we could now hold on
Hold on wait a second we could do this
check this out. I'm glad you replaced scummit with Jinji I bet he kisses his dad on the mouth
I wouldn't trust him to feed my pet rock let's drive or whatever you say.
You got it right it's let's drive it's let's drive you got that that was actually
spot on. That was actually spot
on. Um, what if we go like this?
Right? We go. I love I love
watching you build your ship. I
love these little little silly
little messages. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. We all
you couldn't enjoy this.
Now, hold on. You see, you see
Yeah, yeah, now we can bring the canons now closer together again, right, so that we can
shoot in the same, in the same, right there.
Oh, okay, now I see it.
Yeah.
And then, yeah, then we can go, we can make this right here.
Hold on.
You hold on this right here make the ladder and she can go up
Oh, wait, why is this me? Why can't I get a ladder right here? Isn't that where a lot is meant to go?
You know we don't need a ladder ladders are for bitches anyways
You need to climb on the engine we use the engine we climb on the engine. What about that?
That's that's beautiful. Is that is that look good?
That's not looks good. That looks good. Let's do it. I like it. We put a floor
I mean we're nice to be putting a floor
That means I'm gonna take a tinkle before you finish them
We can really add some storage if we want some storage to the this this
Really opens us up to a lot of opportunity here a lot of opportunity. You know what I mean?
There's a lot of opportunity for improvement here a lot. I mean just look at look at this
look at that for a second I mean look at this for a second I mean that's a lot
that's a lot of huge though do we really need something that big look at look at
that look at that huh huh
how's that look? how's that look? how's that look? how's that look?
huge! is that too big? should I go back to the the old one?
who knows, might. we can do that one. this is a brick shithouse.
Wait, the the bigger the ship is is it harder to break like for the enemy to kill it?
I don't know. I feels like it. I'll tell you that
Boys new one or old one that we have like two minutes ago new one this one or the only a two minutes go with the guns
We're a little bit more separated. Oh my god. I just got back. That's a lot of shelves
Oh Lord that mean because you imagine if we got out
on in every season when they lost his bull
You never know. I mean you really never know. I even go with the old one. I have to have the separated
separated stuff
No big deal
There we can see right there. I think that's fine. I think this is perfect. I think there's two
There's four selves. You got the four guns. Bada big bada boob. We're good to go. You mean
I like it, it looks like a little bug.
A little bug, a little bug, yeah.
Okay, alright.
And this one I can just narrowly afford with eight leftover dollars.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
I think I could send you funds.
Send me some funds?
Well, yeah, I have eight million scrap dollars.
OK, I think I'll be fine.
Absolutely.
You know what?
So true.
So true.
OK, now it's really time to get down to business.
Now, guys, makes me put the beans in the bean house.
I mean.
So true.
I like that idea.
You know what?
I didn't think of that before.
But I kind of like that idea.
That's a good idea.
The bean house.
It's your bedroom.
I'm going to bring one 80 millimeter cannon.
And I have no ammo.
Oh
Did someone else be the ammo I can bring 50 I can buy some more though if need be
60 it eats we need 120
Did you bring 70 80 will be the ammo?
Yeah, I can only bring 80
Yeah, I can only do that cuz I can buy I
Perk okay, 80. All right you 80 you got 50 boom. We're good to go
Yeah, I can buy some too if need be for but surely this round we will be so successful that it's not gonna be a problem
Guys, I think if we lock in right here, it's over for these bitches. Remember there's only seven people total
So we kill six people we can loot the entire map
With no problem. No problem. I should just go hunting go hunting immediately kill six people loot the entire map
easy
Easy peasy, easy peasy.
Wait, do we have, are we only bringing two?
Oh yeah, you know what, you know what?
Let's, let's loot a POI first,
we get another two guys, what do you think?
Beautiful, yeah, I like it.
All right, perfect.
80 and 50 is 130, you nerd.
Damn that guy.
I don't know, the math honestly.
Hey guys, two spots.
Let's be honest, the math is unclear.
Yeah, honestly, I would have to get off the stream
and run the numbers.
After the stream, I will run the numbers and deem whether or not you are right about that, all right?
That is undecided whether or not you are right.
Decided.
Now, I'm seeing...
Guys, remember the three key words I'm going to use for movement of the ship.
Number one, back speed.
Back speed, right.
Um, common.
Number two super forward walk and number three sideways shabby
All right, so as long as it was clear on the on the on the collabs now what I'm not clear on is the fact
That's I'm the only one bringing up beans or a gun
No, it's just glint. I got a gun
Remember that's that's community stop. That's community now. I see it now. I see it. Okay now
I see it I see it now
Beautiful can we have two steering wheels?
That would be what a what a thrill that would be what a thrill that would be, huh?
That'd be funny
They should let you do that and then it just connects like if one person does one on one it just does it on the other you
I mean
They should one out of percent do that. I I advocate. I'm advocating right now
now for the developers if you are watching which I think they may be because they they did a little tweet
please let people do two steering wheels and when it happens on one it just translates
to the other there's someone turns left and turns left on the other one if one person turns left
the other person turns right nothing happens did you imagine uh being in a car two steering wheels
there are cars with two steering wheels with two gas pedals really you don't know about that
Yeah, there's two there's cars with two steering wheels and two gasmelons. They're learning guys
Yeah, oh, no, no, wait. They they literally have two steering wheels
I think I had a break an extra break. No, some would some more I think most probably only have a break
But I think some of them have the whole shebang
What a thrill
Well, I think what actually happens is probably the guy presses a button and it nullifies the other guys and he just takes over you mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, that would be why we bring three
No worries, no worries, no worries. It's it three
turns
No worries, no worries, no worries there. No worries there not a single worry
worry. Take my hand. Take my hand. Uh, dammit. Okay. All right, did you, when you mind taking
us to, you know what? Actually, let's find one of those. Oh, no, let's go to Fort Stamminberg.
What do you guys think? Yeah? Fort Stamminberg? Fort Stamminberg. Let's go.
I
My first tour of Iraq, but were you on vacation? I heard that face is lovely
Hopefully he had a guy you have a tour guide
Take one of those sunny vacations
But I saw yeah, I was driving a challenger to and heard my commander say turn right now
But he actually said slow right down. I'm nearly flattened the car that'll happen
He's all your tour guide commander is that is it customary over there. Oh
I haven't thought about that maybe
Every year back speed every every yell back speed
Tell me did your commander finally thank you for your service good man, but did your commander ever say back speed?
I want to know that I want to know that really quickly. I just got
Just want to know that
What if they do Ramas, we're good we can still we can tilt these cannons pretty pretty much
Not fully, but they yeah, we're gonna be fine. We'll be fine. Oh, you good. Good. Good. Okay
Oh, yeah, we can get out. Oh, we can definitely. Oh, this goes the whole way. Oh my God. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're good. We're good.
Right there to Fort Strassel, Houston.
Right there to Fort Strassel, Houston.
Right there to Fort Strassel, Houston.
Fort Strassel, Houston.
That's Strassel.
You know what you red doing the blocks we got to get on that side you know me. I
Don't know what side it is now
Okay, oh, it's right ahead of us. I see the red door. I see the red door
You think I can hit it for
No one
get a bloke to mine
oh I hit the red door I hit the red door I'm gonna hit the red door before you do
wait what?
oh double double double it's open it's open it's open go go go go
Let's go ahead and turn us around here.
Just in case someone comes out, we can get a quick getaway, I mean, excellent, excellent
piloting, excellent piloting, no one died.
I don't see anyone on the horizon, I don't think we're gonna get so far.
Can you watch me push?
Yeah!
Yeah.
Oh, we got another, uh, we got another Super Door.
I'll buy the key, you grab the stuff, yeah?
Oh, beautiful.
Yes, of course.
Oh, we got a, uh, a pardon, a duke and a stok and duke.
Oh, it's a bio emitter.
Oh, the stocking Falcon doosan blossom?
Stocking Falcon dookin shootin door door door door.
Oh, oh, did you see that referring to the Fufu Huffle Dufu Huffle?
Stocking? The Falafel Waffle
Dookie Daughter. Falafel Waffle sunny side up,
two eggs, bacon on the side. That's right.
Oh my goodness, I've been looking for that.
I've been looking for that.
Ooh, I just found an orbital strike.
That's a good one.
The key on the box by the ladder, what ladder?
What are you talking about?
Where?
I didn't see no key on a box by a ladder.
There's no key on the box by the ladder.
The key on a box by the ladder?
There's a key on the box by the ladder?
I think there might be a key on the box.
No key on the box by the ladder. Oh, I see it got it. Thank you. Good chair
Oh, it's a shotgun turret. Oh my goodness
I'm gonna blow these up.
I'm scared.
Scared me.
Oh.
I've been looking.
I don't see anyone.
Don't tell me the nippler is nothing.
Oh, Sir Nippleson.
Oh.
That's a little fancy.
Sir Nippleson's not there.
The table is ready, sir Nippleson.
Waiter!
The finest wine for sir Nippleson, the third, please.
Waiter, these nipples are practically raw.
Waiters, these massage my nipples?
I'll wait for my appetizer.
Yes, thank you.
I'd like four bowls of nipples, please.
Waiter, may I please have three of them scored and get my nipples in?
You mean the team captain we all need?
Of course! Of course!
I always would have came in front of that.
That's right! That's right!
Oh!
I've made a grave mistake.
What was that?
I've made a grave mistake. A grave mistake.
What just happened?
I was attacked by five men.
Five men cornered me in an alley.
I killed four of them
with my bare hands.
hands the fifth one ripped out a missile launcher there's not much I could do that is terrible
that is and there's his body very nice the he lies how did you put your beans in oh I've got to
put my beans in my quarters did you oh no you're lying oh no I need to put my beans in my quarters
Wait, does the captain share beans with the rest of the crew?
God, I don't know.
Does the captain share beans with the rest of the crew?
The rest of the crew?
Hold on, does the captain share beans with the rest of the crew?
The rest of the crew?
Does the captain...
Does the captain really share beans with the rest of the crew?
Put some beans in your boxes.
Put your beans in my box.
Put your beans in my box right now.
You're good, man. You're good, man.
That's why I love you, bitch.
That's why I love you, bitch.
Does anyone have extra?
Gas?
I don't know.
Yes. Yes, I do. And I think there's some in a box.
Hmm you find the key. Oh, I found the key. I found. Oh, we got the key. Well in terms of keys
We got one
We got one. We have not to worry guys. Should we use a shotgun turrets for fungies?
It's a green one. You know what I mean?
They're actually really good if we ram somebody the shotgun turret is yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying
That's yeah, but yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean I'm talking
Okay, whoo. Alright, the shotgun turn has 47 shots, so that's good. That's good. Alright, let's go ahead and get a move on. Let's get a move on.
You guys missed some powerful weapon.
Good concern.
Uh, do we need a, uh, we don't need another 80 millimeter. I'm just gonna loot the ammo out of it.
There's a 40 millimeter up here as well.
Nah, we're fine on that. We're fine on that.
Alright, let's do this thing.
hmm yep yep oh coming down coming down I can't see how deeply he holds the
pistol we do this is not a dirty pistol holding this is a firm grip see what
look at that see perfect accuracy almost no recoil because of my firm grip on
the pistol well you actually don't know because I only had four beans
I need to heal completely. I have to eat all four beans
That knocked out more than a square
Who bars to bars you eat one bean and then you wait a second
Yeah, you only two be okay. You leave two beans. They go there's two beans
You just eat one it's like and then you wait for the bar to refill that eat the other be you mean have you played hot showdown before?
Yes, it's like on showdown where as long as you get into that bar. It'll it'll auto-heal the rest of the way
Okay
I'll give a move on boys
We're going to
Let's go to strudel, huh?
No, why did I just see all right there right towards that you see that together on the surplus? Oh
Oh, we're just taking out a few landmines on the way out.
So, otherwise, you see that smoke in the air?
The giant car smoke? Uh, so, otherwise?
Yeah.
See it, right there. Let's go kill that guy.
Back speed!
Back speed.
Hop on the old cannon.
How about go on the right cannon this time for good luck?
Yes, it hurts me.
Do you need more bees?
Do you think a gun dies?
Do you need any more bees?
Oh my God, guys, there's been a random explosion.
How many more bees do you need?
One.
There's one bean field.
You guys, there's been a random explosion on the trawler.
Wait, I'm no choice.
I'm no choice.
Random explosion on the trawler.
Oh, I see him. He's right up on the hill. He is right up on the hill. I'm here. We can speak attack. I'm right in this rear
No, that's a that's a thing you blew up
Let me tell you this guy would never see what I had him and give it we started shooting from a little far away
Cuz we got these 80 millimeters. I mean, oh, yeah
Really give him one for really give him one for him. Oh, he's still work. Oh wait, there is there might be two really
No, no, that's a clicker. That's a clicker the AI on the rights. Just just fuck out
I thought so as well, but the one on the right there's an AI that's stuck next to the wall and it keeps you shooting itself
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I see that. I see that. Yep. I see that
Let me see let me take a beat
Got high ground. I think it might be your setting xinti
I'm telling you street your screen is way brighter than your screen because I saw a clip of you cheating and
It looked like you were cheap. I'm telling you your screen has got to be brighter than your screen
I'm certain of it. It's not though
Turn off the lights on.
Did you turn off the lights on?
When you put a camera towards your screen when you don't have any lights on, it makes your screen look really bright.
It's not.
Okay, lady.
Have you ever tried to get up your screen without turning on your screen?
I've got to get up your screen without turning on your screen.
No, yeah, no.
Yeah, I'm a little lost.
I speak beef into that conversation here in a second. I'm a little honest
You're talking about the camera this point it at your screen not your action. Yeah, no, I don't know. Yeah, no, that's not what I know
You're talking about this the stream
Leg destroyed, leg destroyed!
Go ahead and stop us right here, Gigi, go ahead and stop us right here!
Go ahead and stop us, stop us, stop us!
Oh, they're definitely, they're definitely off their thing.
Just keep lashing.
Keep lashing, keep lashing, keep lashing!
Wheelhouse destroyed, leg destroyed.
Leg destroyed, destroyed leg destroyed as well.
Wheelhouse fully destroyed.
We have to hit.
Leg destroyed, got another leg!
Oh, wheelhouse actually...
Okay good, good to hear, that's good to hear.
Let me talk, 1000 shots.
Let me go for the reactor now.
Direct hit, 900 shots, are 900 damage?
900 shots.
900 shots?
Direct hit, 1000 shots.
Real house has been repaired.
Oh, direct reactor hit, direct reactor hit.
Direct react in, and four direct react in to the road.
Direct react in, and five direct react in to the road.
What's going on here? I keep missing something.
Direct react in, and six direct react in to the road.
What?
Seven direct react in to the road.
Yeah, yeah, whoopsie whoopsie whoopsie whoopsies, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Oh, oh, you might want to just walk up there on a thing.
Ah, did you bring the car around?
Did you? Yeah.
Baleh! Baleh!
I have a crispy 20 for you.
Please walk right up there, did you, straight up on the rock.
Ah, they're, they're, they're, they're jumping straight towards us.
They're heading straight towards us.
Enemy spotted.
Oh, and see how they like theirs.
Oh, that would be cooler if I could shoot immediately.
That was gonna be a really cool clone.
Hey, hold on, what?
Hey, wait, one of them is invisible.
One of them is invisible.
I can't tell which one to use.
I don't know what's going on.
Knock it!
I'm not, I can't hit the broad side of a bar.
Woo, woo, woo!
I'm going for it, it's right here.
This is nice, this is nice.
All right, guys, I did it!
What?
I'm the devil!
Two of them on me!
Is that what, what, dead?
Yeah, yeah!
Where'd the other one go?
I think he dropped off the rock here by me.
I hear him.
He's on me. I'm becoming don't you worry boss. I'm on the way
I'm dead. There's some light moving at once. This game is the worst I've ever seen.
I'll show you how to stand Mr. Ginnick. I'll say I said hey bitch boy. Hey
Hey, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that.
I need to bring out the pistol.
I need to bring out the pistol.
I feel like that fucking way.
Five brown pistols better than the blue repeater.
I honestly think so.
I think the blue pistol is really nice.
The pistol is the way.
Anything that's not multi-like semi-auto,
anything that's lever action or.
Except for that one that's under the P. You can watch that one with that one.
That was nice.
I don't think you can go up there.
You think I can go up there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was me.
Hey.
Get out of here!
Score!
Victory!
Make sure to use your turn signal, Gen. G.
You want to endanger the other drivers on the road.
I'm going to go loot that thing.
You want to loot those bad guys.
I don't know what we're doing.
Oh my God, they're black spots.
What?
The more you eat, the more you eat, the more you eat, and the more fat you have, and the
more fat you have, you have flatulence, lots and lots of flatulence, significant flatulence
increase.
The more you take, and also, the higher you take your visions.
That's right.
The more beans you eat, the more you can see into the future.
You start having visions of the future you can tell you can tell the exact date when people are supposed to die
It's just science. It's just simple science magic. It's just science. It's simple science simple science
The flashlight in the night time is horrendous.
I'm sure you can see a little bit in front of you.
We have to give up the entire top right of your screen.
Yeah, you're in the smoke especially.
I am under the map.
Okay, looks under there.
Actually, I might use this glitch to my advantage.
Wait a second.
Guys, guys, I feed out of the way under the map.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Guys, all you do is climb on the enemy ladder.
It's under the map.
It just puts you under the map.
There have been a bit of this.
I don't see one yet.
Okay, all right, got it.
I don't see one just yet.
But I'm sure there is one.
Look how far you're staying.
You're stuck under the map.
No, you can just walk out.
You can just walk out.
You just walk out of it.
The fuck's on this game as a baseball?
Oh my god, there are like...
Should we loot this town really quickly?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. There's like 20 individuals...
Had gone to me.
These guys suck at looting. I see multiple open boxes with a blow-retro lot of loot.
Where are all the green boxes at?
Give me that.
Oh, yeah, we're getting goodies. We are getting goodies, Evan.
Oop!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're stacking. We're stacking and packing.
This is a certified stacking pack situation.
Oh, man.
Little gentleman.
Oh, yeah.
Black Steel says Josh loves you.
Say it back. Oh, my gosh.
My Josh box, you see? Also, what is the cousin song? Love you, Papa Nut.
I can't say that. What if Josh is a member of Al-Qaeda?
I don't know, Josh. I don't know. What if he's head Al-Qaeda member number one?
What if he's actively figuring out ways to infiltrate ill airports as we speak?
I don't know, Josh. I don't know, Josh.
Not to a risk, I am not willing to take what if I said, oh, I love just next thing next
day of the news, just exploded a gas station, you know what I mean?
How would I look?
Oh, how would I look?
How would I look?
The previous day I said, oh, I love you and the very next day lies on the news, just exploded
That's a big risk right there.
That's a big risk right there.
Maybe they were just starting?
Oh my gosh.
There's so many zombies over here.
Hey, give it.
You love Jaws?
I love Jaws.
I love Jaws.
I love Jaws.
I love Jaws.
I love Jaws.
I love Jaws.
I love it.
You love Josh?
Josh?
Do I love Josh?
Yes.
The guy known as Josh.
Yes.
Okay, I...
While I totally know who you're talking about, maybe just a little...
No, just yes or no is all I need.
Do I love Josh?
Aww.
Josh the Al-Qaeda member!
He's misunderstood. He's a young age.
He doesn't understand. In his later life, he was being used.
He came to his senses.
Oh, good. That's a heart-warming story.
Stories like that always weren't that hard.
He lived a terrible life.
He got the wrong crowd.
out the wrong crowd hang it up with the wrong crowd that'll happen that'll be
like tail as old as time Josh the misunderstood al-qaeda member exactly
you gotta keep it open mind you that could be you that could be a book you
could write a you could do a Netflix original on that
I'm Josh the misunderstood al-qaeda
and former, former al-qaeda member, former al-qaeda member
this understood former al-qaeda member
this understood former al-qaeda member, John
guys?
uh, yeah, I was blowing up the door
oh, okay, okay, I was about to say, I don't know what's going on
I don't know what's going on here
we got some shark name, we got some shark name
We that's on a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. I mean, I'm talking loot upon loot upon loot out there. Oh, that is so good
Yeah, I
Have hit gold mine. That is so great to hear. Oh my goodness. That's so good to hear
That is that is that's off. That's so good to hear. It is great to hear
Which we're watching out for hoodlums right
Um, yes, I am checking, but I'm kind of like close to it.
I'm just like looting around good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, very good,
very good, very good.
Follow me boys, follow me boys, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me.
What is our ship doing?
What is it yelling about?
That's not ours, that's theirs.
Oh, this is having a bad day.
I understand that.
Oh, this is out of that day. I understand that.
Do we ever repair our ship since the last fight? I just remembered. Do we ever do that?
I guess we didn't really take any shots.
I just killed them all.
Good point, James. Very good point.
That's why I named you Steering Captain of the ship.
I
Have been scared no
Steering Luke no stealing kids
During the dinner lieutenant mayor of the captain ship
In a mayor never near
Lieutenant mayor Devin of the captain ship is his official official title
Also, oh wait now was that somebody that might have been me that might that could have been me all double check
I want you guys to know after thorough investigation don't worry
I'm cooking oh, I'm cooking I got more milk than I could possibly care
This is really foggy I cannot even see out there. I'm looking
I'm trying to run outside of that.
Oh my god, I got four frets here.
Oh, incredulous, incredulous.
Oh, that's the storm I think, that's why.
The storm?
What's the storm doing here?
Get that thing out of here.
Get out of here!
What's it doing bothering us?
What the freaking heck is going on?
And there's a little bit of loot over here, a little bit of loot.
Nothing too trash.
I got a lot of loot. I've got a ton. I've I mean, wow. Yeah, I even got a box full for
for myself. I got some sardines here, too.
Anything crazy, though?
Does anybody hearing, uh, like a demon talking in the background
sometimes would give it talks? Me? What? A demon? Am I going insane?
Or am I hearing like a demon? Wait, you guys think that?
I think you're going crazy.
is anyone else hearing what I'm hearing I genuinely thought there might be like it
right there there was I've done yeah you said that wait you heard that I hear
that I think I see you I'm actually pretty sure just a bad one I think that
you give it wait no that's not me I just say no bad word
I don't know what's going on I think that's lost we might need to take I'm not
lost and I'll tell you I'm hearing something I'm hearing something you know
that home we just we said we'd take him to it if it got too bad it might be
Oh, that's a robot right here. We're good. We're good. It's just a robot. Oh good
Wait, do we have to get on the ship then?
Yeah, it's the one that was stuck. Oh
Dude, I'm telling you I hear a demon I hear a demon
Wait, I just heard it if there is my what what do you mean? What is happening?
Dude, I heard it, too.
What did it sound like?
I'm not fucking with you.
I don't know what the hell.
I mean, I got sound alerts on my channel.
What the hell?
I'm telling you, it sounds like someone's talking to us, but it's a demon.
Yeah.
What?
It's like, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, that's exactly what I hear.
Is it just static?
No.
I don't know. I don't I don't think so.
On the side though, could we bring the ship like right here?
Because we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight boxes.
You've got quite the the peripheral of loot there.
I'm going to go bring the ship around. I'm going to go bring the ship around.
OK. Sounds good. Sounds good.
It's literally it's literally right there.
We do this. This place was full of loot.
Oh my god
Oh my god, did you scare the shit out of me now with the demon around Jesus Christ?
Now is not the time now is not the time to just get the crap out of me
Oh my god, oh my god
The demon the demons they're coming in me they're coming in me
Special box with that
I found the loot.
Wait, you guys, everybody, match the ship.
We have a beacon box. We're gonna wanna move immediately.
Oh, my goodness.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Wait, why?
It marks us on the map for everybody.
It marks us on the map. It marks us on the map.
Can you tell me to always pick them up?
They're worth a lot. You always pick them up.
You just... we honestly, we should just still yank.
Good God, they sent down the dollars.
Grab the loot!
Grab the loot! Grab the loot!
Grab the loot!
Get the lead, get the lead!
I had no idea. I thought it was this valuable.
It's real, I had 2,000 schmickledoos!
Actually, I'm going to turn the ship around so we can jump without doing the ladder and then we can get out of here quick.
You guys keep depoing the boxes.
On it, on it, on it, on it, on it!
Excellent, much closer now.
I'm not done yet.
There's no one I would have trusted this task more than you, gimmick.
No one.
Excellent. Much closer.
Fun's going to gimmick. Excellent. Excellent.
Excellent, gimmick. Excellent. Excellent.
Excellent. This is perfect.
Wait, hold on now.
Excellent, gimmick.
It's perfect.
Excellent.
Excellent.
It's perfect.
It almost do perfect.
Who's doing this thing?
It's fine.
Just let me do it.
Excellent.
Very excellent.
I can almost feel it.
You think about it.
The ladder is right here.
There's the ladder.
Oh, yes.
You look at this.
This is, oh my God.
It couldn't have been more perfect.
Bods.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ah, good, great for the last two boxes.
The only thing that could have been faster is three people just grabbing boxes.
Guys, I have to take a massive beat. Imagine this. I must go right now. Be right back. Don't get us killed.
Be right back. Get us to 7 to make it burn.
Oh, no problem, guys. I'm happy to help.
Any way I can.
Thank you, most of all.
You made things work.
We explored the edges of possibilities, of the possibility.
Like, did we know that the ship could go all the way up there?
Now we do.
If the ship could go all the way up there, now we do.
That's one of those things.
Okay, let me steal this guy's hat.
He's probably gonna go to that one extract, I'm guessing.
Let's go to that extract and meet him there and kill him.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I have to say that there is a shit going to extract in front of us, so we're going to
go to extract and kill him.
Let's get that the great idea.
Did a phenomenal idea.
You are being promoted.
you are being promoted to head engineer of the steering wheel co-captain of the
direction of the set
okay it was just revamp it was just revamp it was because we hit a rock
Oh
I see it I see you die back. All right, and this is easy pickings. This is easy pickings
I
Just read a jet that was really funny, but I can't say it
If you want to if you want to know the chat just imagine you're driving a car when you see she gets a curve
I'm a very good driver actually. Very safe driver. Very safe, very good. Very safe, very good driver. That's right. That's right. That's right. Very safe, very good.
Yeah, we're about to absolutely smash these people. Guys, so there's two options here. We can either target the reactor and destroy it before the ship picks it up, or B.
B, we can climb to the top of that tower to interrupt the radio transmission. What do you think?
I think we're close enough to destroy the thing. Oh, yeah, they want to, man!
Oh, yeah, well, that'll help it!
Do I stop it?
Uh, right here, something right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit, don't go around, go around, go around!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Keep going, keep going!
Directly out there, directly out there!
You have 38 seconds to try that thing, 38 seconds!
Just go right to the back, right to the back, right to the back there!
Stop this, stop this, stop this, stop!
Another ship, another ship!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I'm in!
Another ship, another ship!
Oh my god!
Please say it, please say it, please say it!
I have switch guns.
Got it, got it, got it, got it!
Yes!
Hell yeah!
Too easy, too easy!
They're on the ground.
They're on the ground everywhere they're like ants.
He's calling an almost strike.
They're almost striking us, boys!
Oh shit, they almost strike us!
That's right!
I
Oh
Guys guys guys guys guys it's not explode I should run explode
I like that push it out. I like that. I like it. Get out of here bitch. Get out of here. I like that. I like that. I like that.
Let's go!
Where's the headshot? I don't think the shit I'm gonna die.
There's another clue!
Back on the ship! Back on the ship!
I think I triple headshot died there. What the hell?
3 bread shots, 3 drink shots!
I got a drink shot as well!
Man repair, gun repair!
They killed me, they killed me, they killed me!
Oh god...
He's gonna sweep!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
GG GG, you might wake him, he's out of there!
Honestly, honestly, yeah, yeah, turn this, turn this!
He's out of there, he's out of there!
Okay!
Oh repair, repair, repair, repair!
Oh my god!
God, we have to kill him, we have to kill him!
Oh my god, I'm idiot. I'm idiot.
I don't know what to do. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
They had like twenty seven cannons. Oh my god.
Oh my god, Lou my but Lou Lou my body. I'm on one of the cannons. Oh, I'm one of the cannons
Did you do you got a gun probably blew up with the captain's quarters going around we're trying to capture there there's Sam
I'm just trying to get it you got to find a body because it's not gonna be ammo for whatever gun you find oh
I'm on one of the cannons. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness I should have respawned. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Hey, that should work.
Yeah, that sucks.
Ah, good job, Captain Thiggs.
Thank you! Thank you, sir!
I tried to sneak beyond taking the ship.
They're probably watching though.
They're probably watching the streets.
Why don't you go ahead and play it?
Probably his generous.
Yeah, probably his generous.
We're approaching everything, damn you, feeling it.
Oh, my God.
We get their names and get them all mad, make them buy the game again? Or is that too petty?
That's too petty in this world.
Nothing's too petty in this world. Nothing's too petty in this world.
They took our loot. They took our loot.
Why didn't you tell me to print a post to them? Why didn't we do that?
We were doomed anyway
We couldn't we could have ran away further
No, what's the what's the reactors dead? It's oh you mean the first time I thought you know
We almost had him dude, oh my god
Oh
They had to just be shimmering glimmer shimmering
Gool rules of the desert rules of the desert
Blessing off their bones. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
That is what what a shame what a shame
Oh, we had so much food. Oh my god
What a shame. Oh my goodness shame 316 the water we gave it all we had that's what matters most
That it's not about
Winning it's about trying your heart
That's what matters most
We won the spiritual you want the spirits of battle you want the spirits of battle demon just said oh my gosh
That is so weird. I
In my microphone. Is it talking to you? Yeah, what's it saying?
I
Picking up like a radio frequency. I think you might be I'm telling you you sound a little worse than usual
What I'm gonna watch your guys bought and see what the hell is going on there was a demon when we were in that town
He was talking to us. I'll be a place not tell me to kill people. I didn't want to kill. Oh, no
So I said no, I love my friends and family
Why would I do that? Oh?
No, I'm gonna have to get a priest over here. Listen get a free show in the morning. I'm gonna get a priest over here
All right. Mm-hmm. Good. We'll do a quick guys for next stream
We'll do a quick ecstasy with the beginning perfect ecstasy them and then we'll get to the game and then we'll get to the game
Love it. Oh
Genius genius genius
317 the morning for our last game
First like obvious dreams night you after
right oh my goodness so if I didn't have the ship pointing like so much we
probably would have killed him but that was my fault for not having pointed down
so you could shoot them I will say this being a stream server this game doesn't
really give you a huge advantage no it's not like tar top where if you stream
side you you went I mean you could be going against landmark glory a C and
the best and if you see me side you went most the time just because you have
the speed jump. And this game doesn't really give you the most, doesn't really give you
a ton of leverage. I mean right there they use the leverage because they do exactly
into attack right after we beat those guys, when we were, when we were damaged. Sure,
but not at all, not really. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, they, they, they know where we
are, but it doesn't give them a, that doesn't mean they're going to win.
Yeah, all streams that he does in this game is telling him when to attack.
Right. Right. I mean, they had the timing right on that one.
Yeah, the timing was perfect somehow.
The timing was perfect.
Orbital strike, orbital strike,
hanging on, that crew that we killed was actually really good.
They were popping headshots like crazy.
Those guys were good.
Right when we were attacked.
That means we have to play one more game since we got stream sniped, right?
It's 3.20 in the morning!
You know, you're not going to sleep. We all know this.
Yeah, but I like to eat a burger and relax.
All right? I like you to...
You can eat it after one more.
Don't understand, Gigi.
When you get into the 4-5 a.m. door dashes,
something happens.
Something happens to the workers.
Something happens to the door dashes.
What you could have ordered two hours ago
and gotten every single sauce you ordered,
spicy ketchup, jalapeno ranch.
and you wait till 4.30 in the morning to order that,
you won't even get a straw.
You won't even get a straw to drink your drink with.
And let me tell you something,
I'm not eating water burger fries
without my spicy ketchup.
I'm not doing that.
I give a couple of my dogs and I set them to the side.
I mean,
yes.
Wait, hold up, wait, what was that sound right there?
I have a chat for, wait, hold on.
You can't end officer will be here any second now. Oh shit. Yeah, can you text a little quick? Maybe he's almost here
Yeah, well, let me try to see how close he's how close to you. Let me let me let me tell you almost be here
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say are you almost here?
Mark, let me go. I just take I did you
Only guys he's only eight hours and 20 minutes late. Can you give him a break? I feel like we'll be a little hard
Did you give them back guys honestly in the grand scheme of since the creation of the universe?
That's that's nothing not even a blink if you like if you hit a blink of a blink if everything in the universe happened in
Chronological order for him to offer to play with us today
Then in reality he offered 13.8 billion years ago and being eight hours late is minuscule in that time frame in his school
A blink of a blink of a blink of a blink of a blink, etc etc, add infinitum.
Add infinitum.
The officer will come any minute now. I mean, literally any minute. Let me see if he takes me back, you see?
Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
The message hasn't got there yet.
Maybe, yeah, maybe...
Maybe we should play one more while we wait for him.
I'm also ragged but I would do one more one more for the people I'm in I'm
I have eight double hearts!
Complain, if he ended.
Certainly wouldn't complain, but I wouldn't back it back down.
Challenge either.
Did I make a ship?
Well, that means that's going to add about 45 minutes to that.
Also, we'll die.
I could just buy one right now.
Oh, default?
You want to go and do default ship?
Go in, hot dog?
I
Can't be right now, please. No listen, I'll sell a couple I have to get some dollars one second
Long as we can use a custom ship
I'm gonna need one last little stinky drinky
One last stinky drinky
One last stinky drinky
One last stinky drinky
What do I sell for cash?
How do I go up one level?
Alright, this is enough to buy one more ship.
Okay. One more ship. I am now at $31, $31. Order your food now, so it'll be waiting
for you after the game. See, that's the thing. You never, that's another thing, Dizzy. Now
that you're making me wait to doordash, that's another problem of doordashing at this time
of night. You never know if it's going to be here in 30 minutes or if it's going to
He had two hours!
You never know.
You never know.
You mean?
Sometimes they'll wait so long, they'll just cancel it.
GGs.
That'll happen.
Now I'm gonna starve Genji.
What if I starved to death tonight?
And it was your fault.
Now I'm gonna starve Genji.
I'm gonna starve to death.
I'm gonna die.
You eat two Big Macs?
like per meal. I don't think one night is going to starve you to death. That's an
appropriate amount. That's an appropriate amount. That is an appropriate amount.
That is a very calm amount. That is a very appropriate amount. Very appropriate. Very
appropriate amount.
A couple beans. A couple beans. There we go. Okay, sorry. I'm here. I'm here. I'm coming.
Welcome back, welcome, I'm gonna grab an 80 millimeter
and I have no ammo for it, do you guys have any ammo for it?
Guys, maybe we should do two 40 millimeters
and just rush them, what do you about that?
I don't have, see I can't buy that ammo
but I can buy the 80.
You like the 40s, I feel like the 40s might be the way
because when I get on a 40 and you just are
holding down that trigger, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, listen, listen, I'm gonna bring a 40
and I'm gonna bring 124 bullets.
I would you bring a 40 as well and a hundred twenty four months. Yeah
We're starting to strip a book with this boy good man
And these two Adam Brogd, but we find some way good man. Good. I'm bad
You if you extract you get a ball I mean to one one full ship extract is yeah
That's big money or deaths like I mean
That's a big dollar money cash Kozoinga, you mean?
I think that's one of the reasons this game is so good, because one, I mean, I guess Tarkov's the same way, but one big giant raid pays for like five defeats.
Yeah, cash Kozoinga, cash Kozoinga, Kozoinga.
Oh my god, I was just about to say cash Kozoinga.
You must say cash Kozoinga to Kozoinga.
Cash Kozoinga to Kozoinga.
Cash Kozoinga to Kozoinga.
Kozoinga to Kozoinga.
Wenga
Don't go hold on give her a second
Wengie Wengie Wengie Wengie
My brain just crashed. Oh my god guys guys honestly. I see me rapping loop you guys
We actually don't waste any time and we just loop you lies over nobody. What do you guys think?
Let's do it. You're like a huge huge dollar like like a hundred money a money run a money run
It's like the streets run. I will see the streets run
I won't say that killing people is cool too because there's only six other guys on the map
Well, listen if it if it happens and we get it somebody's right next to us we kill him if I did
But we don't have to cross the entire desert chasing a plumus smoke
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Yeah, and I honestly we could be so much more successful
If we didn't just W. I mean, it's so much fun. Oh, yeah, oh regret. Oh, yeah
Yeah, see if we WQ with 40 millimeters, we're winning every time too, but if we die, if we die this raid on my final raid of the night with no money left, I'm funneling milk down my butt crack and attaching a catheter to the other end and drinking it.
That sounds like you're punishing yourself.
Wait, you said that crack. Where's the catheter to go then?
It goes on the bottom of the crack.
That's just it.
There's also a funnel in the cathode.
Now listen, you see me diagram after this?
Listen, I'll draw the diagram right now.
So here we go.
What did we do?
It's a peanut.
You've got a butt crack and the milk goes here and the cathode goes back up there.
As you pour the milk down the butt, Greg, right up back.
You got the butt?
Boom.
Boom.
What are we doing?
Boom.
Right there.
It's all for a sec for just a moment.
Just a moment.
Just a spin second.
You blink, you'll miss it.
Gigi, if you would mind ready up before I die of old age,
that would be fine.
I didn't know you're built it already.
I built it immaculately.
in mere moments.
Acculately.
And I semantically.
So I have no beans?
I don't know.
But I will say that now that I've drawn an MSP,
if I run out of mana, I am abandoning the ship.
I want you to know that in advance.
I want you to know that in advance.
Wait, the bant?
Wait, what?
I said, if I run out of mana, I'm
abandoning the ship. Oh, I don't want you to know that in advance. Human
synthetic or whatever. Exactly, Mr. Salty. Exactly. Thank you. Human
synthetic or whatever. Exactly. Exactly. Or whatever. Or whatever. Or whatever.
Um, okay, all right, okay, okay, I, I, okay, this is a bad idea.
I want to be in bed eating a burger.
This is a stupid, a stupid idea.
Let us, let us ride, let's ride.
You're in your bed.
you
And then you hear the creakle at the back and soft and sniffle.
Why wouldn't you brush your teeth after you eat the burgers?
Well, because he's already in bed, you have to get out of bed.
Yeah, guys, I'm telling you, it's much easier to just bring the toothbrush to bed with you.
You eat the burger, you brush your teeth, you spit it out on the ground, you go to bed.
He's got a little bucket.
No, no bucket. I raw it down again. Right on the carpet.
Right on the carpet. The carpet sucks it up.
That's why you buy a white carpet. That way the... Have you ever heard that?
You remember when George Washington said, he said, buy a white carpet.
White carpet that way would have you spit your crotch toothpaste into the carpet nobody could tell the difference
God, he was so wise
He was so wise so wise
You say you can let me spread a bunch of diseases to these people that are already here
And what I think was his next quote. I think was the quote right after that one
God, oh, that's Chris for office your mind. That's that's Chris for a club
Now it's Christopher Columbus, now it's Christopher Columbus.
Got a little big stuff, got a little big stuff.
It's easy to mix those up.
If you're ever wondering, yours was Washington with the guy with goat teeth,
Christopher Columbus was the guy who cut everybody's hand.
That's a quick, easy tip.
Wait, wait, hold on.
If people have no hair, how are they going to brush their teeth and spit it out on the carpet?
Well, he wanted Christopher Columbus to be the only one who could brush his teeth.
And if you think about it, George Washington had goat teeth, so maybe there's a connection
there.
Why would George Washington get goat teeth?
Why wouldn't he just kill a guy?
You get his teeth?
You get his teeth, yeah.
You're gonna have to ask George on that one, but I'm not looking for him.
Today's day and age, he can't just go kill a guy, but I mean, that was like 300 years ago.
You could kill like 40 guys and nobody, nobody cares.
Nobody.
On his door, I don't know, I don't know if it might have been George, he's just, he's good to do it, good to do it.
But that's what he's doing.
He did do that, he had, um...
He also killed guys, he got 50.
Is that right, wait, what?
He did, he did.
He had more...
But I'm getting word that it was a specific, um...
Specific, uh...
Specific guys?
Specific, uh, specific guys.
Specific.
Actually, it's very specific guys.
If you go and kill a specific guy.
Yeah, I would just talk about guys in general.
Get ready, guys!
I was about to just kill any random guy for his teeth.
The guys apparently that he took teeth from were specific individuals.
You're gonna have to get ready for the, uh...
On it? On it? On it? On it? On it? On it?
Sometimes we don't even take it cheap, and it evens that one who might be able to not kill, but it is different if you did it with a specific guy.
It's a berserker.
Oh wait, who's that?
Well, I think that made me the robots.
Do they always set out at work, Claire?
I don't know.
Now that you've still mentioned it, it is quite fascinating.
One down.
Well, I can't shoot the guy on the right anymore.
He's behind us.
That one's down. That one's down. We got one more behind us.
40 millimeters.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Got him. Got him. Got him. All good. All good.
Is that the last one?
Yeah, looking good. I got a repair kit. Everybody's looking good. We're all safe. We've saved the day. We've seized the day.
Oh, another repair kit. Holy shit.
That's quite super.
Stop right here, stop right here, stop right here.
You're right, you would be very nice.
Sir, pairing?
I will say, well this, this, I love the shelving
on this ship.
Can I just say that?
Thank you, thank you.
No, the cannon, the engine placement
based on our last round, you know, I don't know,
but I will say the cannons, or the shelving, oh my God.
Wait, what's wrong with the engine
and the cannon placement?
Well, possibly nothing.
So we did get our ass blasted last time.
Well, they weren't at all fairness watching our screens.
That's true.
Right after we got Orville to strike by Shroud's children.
Yes, by Shroud's children.
One of the many bastards of Shroud.
Yes, one of the many, many, many bastards of Shroud.
I mean, there's a lot of them out there.
I mean, after he had acted prima nocta, it was just, I mean,
they're just running around like crazy.
It's honestly like wild ox.
What happens to my stool?
Um, what happened to what?
End of the POI?
It sure has to.
But it's.
Oh, that's a good thinking.
I'm going to put some food in my thing.
Oh, I didn't put food in my thing.
Oh, there's a red door right here.
There's a red door right here.
In this little cave.
Where?
In that little cave right there.
Where?
Right there.
Where?
Right there.
Where?
Where?
Right there.
Where?
Right there.
Where?
Can you shoot it or no?
Did I get it right angle or do I need to go up a little bit?
Well, he's on the gun and I need to go forward, go forward like 30 yards.
I
It was talking turkey cable. They were talking to it. Hey, what the hell is going on? I can't teach it
Right door to teachers right door to
Straight to the left right to the other bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom. Oh
There's got me they kill me
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness gracious, oh my goodness gracious.
Oh my god
Get a gun get a gun get a gun cut all the guns cut all the guns and put them in boxes. We can't have it back
We're going in
I don't know what you mean to the figures, I'm just gonna play it once.
I just got punched in this game, oh my god. I died, he's like one hit on the bottom.
Is there wrong one? Is there wrong one? I'm putting it in the charge, putting it in the charge.
Hopefully there's the right one or amount of bombs. Honestly I'd hop on the guns if I were you guys. Hop on the guns.
They're blasting.
I
Turn the rich it up. I turn the rich it up cuz we're on a tilt. It's cuz we're on a tilt
You dead today what I mean what I mean what I mean I'm looking for
Oh shit, he's gonna get me!
No, he got me!
Wait, why is the C4 gonna lose it?
Oh no, I used it up!
I used it up!
It's not an option anymore!
It's not an option anymore, boys!
We need to blast him!
I have no more beads!
I have no more beads!
I'm playing this fucking game.
Was I need beads?
I need beads in my corner!
Which I need beads, I need beads in my, in my corners!
Oh, I'm in their ship.
This is nothing we can do from this ship.
There's nothing we can do. We have to go back to our ship and shoot.
There's nothing we can do from this ship.
Oh!
There's a lot of halogens! You shoot the engines, right at the engines!
Right at the engines!
Right at the engines!
Oh my god, you got this, you got this, you got this, you got this!
You got, you got this, you got this!
You got this, you got this!
You got this, Dengie!
This is all you!
Yes.
The punchy one is done, the punchy one!
The punchy one!
These punchy ones!
What!
No, they're not.
There's no sound effect.
It's the most broken fucking thing.
I couldn't.
I didn't even hear that.
They need to take this one, so you can-
This is fine, I'm not gonna respawn, I'm not gonna respawn!
Are you kidding me?!
I can't respawn, I- I mean, I have no-
Come here, Pussy!
Dude, I have a shotgun on my butt!
Watch this bitch, you watch this!
We're still alive, we're still alive, but we can make this-
Oh, shit, let's just leave!
Got him, got him, he's dead, dead!
Shoot, shoot, shoot the gun, shoot the gun!
I got him, I got him, shoot the gun, shoot the gun!
Pussy, fuck this up, the blood!
I'm in the only one alive!
I'm here. I'm here. They got me. They got me. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, I've
got to put beads in the thing. Fuck. Oh, we're out of ammo. We're out of ammo. Go ahead.
I'm glad you start driving.
Get to the edge, Jeffers.
Oh my God.
I'm alive in five seconds.
Honestly, honestly, give me a seat.
You can find some ammo.
Let's hop these guys out.
What do you mean?
Find some ammo.
Okay.
For the church, for the church.
How can we possibly...
Just check if any church up ammo would occur.
No, one of them is empty completely.
And the other one they stole.
They have one turret.
I do not have any. I think we have one turret.
He stole our turret?
They took Oliver loose.
I go ahead and start repairing. Go ahead and start repairing.
They're just trolling us. They're just trolling us.
We're looting too much.
What? He just killed me. I just died.
Yeah, that's shocking.
We might want to repair. We might want to repair something.
I think we might want to get this on.
We're repairing.
Also, this makes sure that the ship is going to circle.
circle we might want to go to straight line away from them
wait I'm helping you in business as long as you on a straight line we do a
full there we might we'll be about later we'll figure out later
let's just do a full repair
we're fine that's only a shotgun trying to do nothing he's doing nothing those
guys got nothing
There's no sound on it for me there's no sound for the punchy dude I went up this guy I
had shot over here at his like the Pebble's head?
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yeah yeah.
They're on it Sir Rabbidach Sir Rabbidach.
We're fine we're fine we're fine.
Keep it back keep it back.
Oh, you do that?
You like that?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're going to be fine.
Hey!
We have any guns?
We have only, oh, we have no guns.
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's go ahead.
Staying ourselves down was quick.
Thank you, guys.
Oops.
Oh my goodness.
We are in trouble.
As my boy, look at the bird!
Everybody heal, little buddy heal, little buddy heal.
Come on, send the Maria.
We don't have a way of killing it, no boy.
Unless we take this ship with our fists, which is possible.
It is possible. I've got chances on our fists left.
My god.
What if we run into another team and we try to get them to fight us up?
We could try that, we could try that.
Alright.
You're honestly taking people's cannons as genius.
I never thought about that.
Well, it's usually probably not a smart play.
I think it's probably...
What?
Their favorite.
Hey, they blew up in this compartment back here.
It's really open.
We're ready.
Yeah, keep it planned.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
I
Wait, there's a body of oh, I got it done. I got it. I got it
Messages is it because he has a
They coming boys! Come and watch out for the shotgun shot!
Okay, listen, if you want to come back just let me know, but I'm gonna grab it.
Because it's the only gun we have.
Oh, that's not good! That is not good news! That is not welcome news!
That is not welcome news!
That is not welcome news!
We're fine, we're fine, we're good, we're fine.
Everything's fine, everything's fine, guys.
Everything's fine.
We're good, we're good.
Everything's fine.
This is normal.
This is a normal part of the process.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm gonna have to stay in the States.
You gotta repair that engine.
We're buried.
Spine though, every time we're gonna be in a diggy,
everything is under control.
We're fine.
We're good, we're good, we're fine.
We are good.
And you guys, I know what they look like.
We're in trouble, we're really not.
We are really not.
Prepare, prepare everything around it.
Most ships don't even have a steering wheel.
We took that same approach.
We took that same approach, a more rustic approach,
a minimalistic approach.
Let's wait the faster you go!
I'm probably getting slammed by the AI right now.
Do we have anything to kill those AI guys?
Uh, no.
Good, good, good. That's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
That's good to hear.
How are things going guys? How is everyone feeling?
It's a bit of a doozy, but I'm sure that he will overcome.
That is great.
That is great to hear.
That is so great to hear.
As long as he's a positive attitude, a positive attitude, and a positive outlook, on the situation,
we should be looking good.
I mean, in reality, it looks even better now than it did before. I kinda like the new game.
It really does. It's gotta shine to us. It's gotta shine to us.
I mean, this is how you kind of want your shit to look. They're the ones messing out.
I barely have to duck.
I barely have to duck.
It's a low-maintenance.
Very low-maintenance situation.
You have to duck.
I mean, this is basically a bitch.
It's great gas violence.
Great, great gas violence.
I'll tell you.
I mean, apart from a couple side effects,
oh, they are in front of us.
They are directly in front of us.
Guys, we might want to move.
I'm going to go ahead and put a few rods in.
I'm going to go ahead and put a fuel rod in the fuel thing, go a little faster, you know what I mean?
A little faster.
There you go.
There's a guy that goes on our ship, just take one, take one.
Honestly, I'm pretty good at bunting.
I'm pretty good at bunting.
We might want to repair the engine.
We might want to repair the engine.
A little bit of repair.
I mean, ships like this can take maintenance every now and then.
It's scheduled, obviously, it's scheduled.
Maybe we should not repair the same thing over all we're dying immediately forever
Nothing to worry about
If you haven't been in the situation that stressful it's just not
Very different situations like this
This is the regular...
There's another body over here. There's bodies out there.
We've got this body.
Guys, I just found ammo that we wanted like 25 to 0.
Oh, perfect.
I can break the legs actually now, just do ammo.
I say, Glenn, this is the plan guys, this is the plan.
You're just able to break their legs, and while they are confused, we're going to jump off as long as the gleg is ammo, yeah?
Mm-hmm, perfect.
Just keep preparing, guys. If we come back from this, imagine... I'm just imagining for a second.
Just imagine for just a second.
I can only imagine.
I mean, oh my goodness. Guys, also, I'm here for a second. I think you should stop and sit for a second if it's clear and prepare, yeah?
Well, there we are. It's a real big pursuit by our enemies.
That's fine, that's fine. Listen, I'm going to kill this one. I'm going to kill this one.
I go ahead and stop the ship. Go ahead and stop the ship.
Uh, yeah. Uh, hold on.
Oh, wait, hold on. Wait a second. No, not a good idea. Not a good idea. Hold on.
Not a good idea. Not a good idea to stop the ship to destroy it, Bobbit.
What do you say?
Not a good starting point. Not a good starting point.
Why don't we stop?
Ah, they rammed us.
Oh, we've been rammed.
There's been a ramming, just a slight ramming, a slight ramming if you go ahead and get those
repairs done.
A couple repairs.
Okay, alright.
You can go ahead and get it done out of here if you don't mind.
The fire down is pretty bad.
I don't like to start it down.
Weather is sunny.
Weather is sunny?
That's what's most important.
Weather is sunny. Weather is sunny? That's what's most important.
You can see the nice eastern degrees down here.
Oh, incredible. Incredible.
Beautiful day.
Incredible.
The beautiful day out here on the sand.
That's a beautiful day out here on the sand.
Nice toast to 82. Nice toast to 82.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
They are on their way back.
Beautiful.
I've destroyed their leg. They are stopped for the moment.
We are looking good.
Honestly, this might be a good time to grab the repair of the captain's quarters.
That way they can't capture the ship.
What do you think?
Beautiful.
Alright, wait.
Alright, go ahead.
Actually, hold on.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Let me think.
I turned it off.
You turned it off?
Okay, good, good, good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Now, turn the sentry back on.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'll shoot out the leg, I'll shoot out the leg. I'll leave that in charge.
I can't, I can't. They got me, they killed me, they killed me.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
You're on your own for 60 seconds. How about...
Oh, good happen, oh good happen.
They're on the ship, they're on the ship.
Oh, goodness.
Oh
Playing this game is absolute
Good just so good just let him know give it let him know
Yeah, I didn't turn the engine off I didn't turn the engine off
Oh
And
Love that
Oh my god, oh my god, my hero my hero my hero
To the FVP! To the FVP!
Repair the engine! Repair the engine!
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
You're not a kid, boys!
We're dealing TNT out here!
But did we get to use it?
Oh my god, did we get to use it?
They're stupid!
We got boost! We got boost!
I just got a TNT that we can use later on.
Anywhere but here would be most ideal for me.
Should we feel off the room?
Anybody else that have a good suggestion?
Maybe Tahiti?
And Bahamas?
I wish they have pretty sure I don't like this exact spot.
It's expect a jackpot is my baby jack spot
Okay, I think they're going decent things are going okay. There's a blue armor right here. We want the blue armor
Oh, he takes touch, he takes touch.
I have a long shot that we can maybe do this.
I have a C4, we can go on that ship and meet the shit out of it with our hands and take the captain's quarters.
Honestly, I'm not going to see if I can identify where the captain's quarters is from here, okay?
Okay, okay.
I see it, I see it's on the roof, it's one C4 out.
out you get a full clear on these eyes we can blow in there and take that chance
okay okay we have a chance we have a chance we have a chance we're preparing the engine
we can do this we can do this
it's fine it's fine done
i have a gun but no ammo
You got airboats?
Uh, did it?
Uh, yeah, what am I doing need?
I think we should say that for when we go try to kill the Captain's Corps.
Do you mean?
How much do we have?
How much do we have?
We've got 40.
Oh, the Ram-O-Nuts, the Ram-O-Nuts!
We're not gonna kill them, we're not gonna kill them!
Peter, we just want to be friends.
We didn't get off on the right.
Fuck yourselves immediately!
I beat his dick, I beat his dick.
Guys help me beat his dick, help me beat his dick.
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice work, nice work, nice work, nice work.
Now might be the time to jump.
I'm not even joking.
Now might be the time to try to infiltrate.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go go go. Oh, no, no, they're too far too far too far too far. It's right here
It's right here. Oh, you got it
These guys got
We should really be dead right now
These should be these would be pretty dead right about now. We should be pretty dad
He should be we should be long gone. He should be over by now these guys got
our ass that might work in our favor in the long game though that might work
I cannot be in the long game.
The back, the back. I'm beat his ass, I'm beat his ass.
I'm double the other 7, double the other 7, I'm going for it.
I leave 1, 2, 3, I get 9, get 9.
Come on, come on, give it, come on, come on.
Coming up, coming up, coming up.
Got one, one dead, one dead.
Where'd they go, where'd they go?
Oh my god, it's bugged, I can't hit him.
Put it in the C4, put it in the C4.
Here you go, go, go, it's all you.
I can't get in.
C4, play it.
It's open, it's open.
It's all you.
I can't get in.
The door's fucked up.
Oh shit, I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot.
What I mean when you do it, if I kill this guy,
I can catch this shit, but if I kill this guy,
I can catch this shit, I can catch this shit.
I'm gonna do it.
It's all you.
I can't do anything.
No!
Dude, what's going on?
Oh my goodness. Oh my god.
Oh, he was so close.
He was so close.
He was so close, boy.
What's going on?
Wait, are you on the ship?
No, the captain's coach is blown up.
It's blown up.
I can't.
The front door is bugged.
It's broken, but I can't go through.
I should drop it. I'm gonna drop the inter repair. Okay. I'm gonna prepare. I'm prepared. I'm prepared.
Oh, wait. We might want to stop the engine back. We might want to stop the engine back up.
Oh God. Oh goodness. They go ahead and do that here.
Or not.
Wait, hold up. You pay the engine.
I'll do this. You pay the engine.
It's because you didn't pay the stop when you need to stop when you need to stop.
Oh I did. I did. I haven't heard everything.
It's fucked. I don't see it.
Oh yeah, you might be heard actually.
I'll pay this screen to wait to auto-automated.
They stopped the ship. There we go
Hi, city. There we go. There we go boys. Is the door still blown open?
Guys, let's ram him. Let's ram him and take the ship.
Yeah, let's ram him and take the ship.
This robot's spanking our ship up.
You're taking... can you see the rest of the ship? We gotta ram it right now. We gotta ram it right now.
I killed one.
Get one for you.
Can you see how much we have to save that ghost?
Get rammed this shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta hop on right now.
Kill two, kill two.
Oh, right now, right now, right now, right now, right now.
We gotta ram their shit right now.
Let me know when we're close.
Get away from them.
Fuck it, boys, lock it.
We're not even close.
I'll keep you pinned.
Let me know when we're close.
Let me know when we're close.
I'll keep you pinned.
Fuck it, boys, lock it.
This robot is pissing me off!
Oh my god!
Come on here!
Tassie J. asked me,
Baby needs a repair on her bunk, please xx over official blonde haired blue-eyed white
We also love you peanut balls that'll happen
It's it fix that damn bunker before I shoveled on so far
Get to work
I
Tell you
I think they think they think I'm still on their ship and they said I'm we're taking you far away
way so far away so it comes off
wait should we try to take this big guy
we do have an 80 millimeter can anywhere
we are gonna have to go to a POI if we
if we want oh there's a dude there's a
super looted guy on there really top
deck top deck company over here
out on show a little bit more bad we'll
take a ticket but how we sell a lot to
2C4
2C4 in series? Oh my god. Oh my god. Where's it? Where's it?
Jiji, Jiji, stop the thing. I'm gonna fix the legs again.
Go ahead and suck us up.
Oh my god.
Give it, give it, give it.
Give it next time we ram them. You and I. 2C4 captain's quarters, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
I got one, this guy's got two. That's three total.
We can get in there.
They're coming, they're coming.
Yeah, they're coming for us. They're coming for us.
Let me do it. Let me do it. Pay with their pay thing.
I'll take it.
Okay, you gotta get to C4 before they reach us.
You've got about 20 seconds max.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
What is this?
Yeah, about eight seconds.
What is C4?
Top deck on me. Literally on top of me.
Top deck.
I do not see anything here.
Oh, holy moly.
Guys, I have to go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, man. This shit. This shit. This shit. This shot a moment.
They shot him open!
They shot him open, so that's all.
What?
What?
Got him, he's dead, count him, count him, count him!
Nice, nice, nice.
Dude, you got some of that shit, get some of that shit!
Another one right, right next to you, you got him, he's on the ship, he's on our engine.
You took our package!
Jumped off, you just jumped off.
That's fine, sir.
Sir, that's fine.
Oh
What the ship I'm up the ship I'm up the ship
We're running away to stop stuff stuff stuff stuff. What's the AI Ag on to them?
I
Mean some of this stuff is pointless I don't need to repair the shelves
I'm repairing the engine well also blocks shots to the react if you prepare the shelves
Oh, let's do this, do this, do this, do this.
Although, it gotta be either out of ammo
or they're just toying with us
because they have a shot natural.
No, no, no, we wouldn't be doing that.
I'm not, I'm not.
They are trying their little,
you see how much is wet, my boy, they are sweat.
They are sweat.
They have that robot on them now.
The problem is they only have to
shot them turn on the front
and they know it doesn't do much damage.
They can't do anything, can they?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, they just got a whole AI summoned on to him. He's got a whole new group
We push that we put that
On the left
If we jump on that champ, we see for it, we take it from the captain's tank!
Give me, give me, by the way, when I'm taking the captain's tank, you guard, and then I'm immediately gonna repair the doors, and they can't take it back out.
No, good, yep.
Alright, they're getting, oh my god, they're getting amber'd right now.
I got it!
Okay, I'm off, I'm off.
I'm going on, I'm going on, I'm going on, I'm going on!
I'm going on, I'm going on!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
George!
Go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, come on, come on!
He's hitting his seep!
He's hitting!
He's hitting!
He's hitting it!
Get it to the right here!
Ugh!
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm saving the time.
I'm saving the bomb, saving the bomb!
It's just time for saving time.
Can we jump?
Uh, if I'm excepting it, I gotta go down.
I'm off the ladder, we let it go.
I'm going in, I'm going in.
Go, go, go, it's all you.
I don't want to see Porta get to the top.
Does this go out? Does this go out?
Which way? Which way? Which way?
I need to get on our ship.
I'm going for it.
No, get it!
Wait, that guy going up our ship, Genji.
That guy going, that guy on our ship.
No, get it boys!
We can't go through.
Oh my god, I can't. I have to keep going.
Got him, got him, got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
And everybody is prepared. Oh my god.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Look at that. That porch was right through this guy.
Yeah, the gunplay is insane.
I'm getting sick! I'm getting sick!
Played the bomb, played the bomb!
You guys doing it?
Turn their engine off, turn their engine off if you can.
I'm healing up first. Oh shit! He's gonna get me! Oh my god, he's gonna get me! He's gonna get me!
Don't destroy, don't destroy!
I'm gonna go back up before they heal up. Oh, they trapped me, they trapped me!
Oh my god, I'm stupid. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. It's all gonna be lost.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot. Oh my god. Damn it. No, I'm turning the engine up
Repair they're gonna repair hundred percent. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Wait, I'm back. Oh, you're paying it. Damn it. Does that eat one more C4?
You can climb like you can kind of Jerry Rick on the you any worse you bought you've any worse you bought
no no no I only had one you can find a way to get here do we have any bullets and any gun I had bullets yes
what type of boy what type of boys what type of thing I don't think so I don't
see can hear anymore I don't know where the kids are I'll be even if I have a
way to catch each other's shits. I think we're both... I think...
I think we should come to agreement. I think you should fuck yourself.
There's gotta be a way to break open that door. There's gotta be. Let me look. Let me look.
I think we should just keep on killing them. I think we could be fast.
You can suck my shit out of my ass!
That's disgusting.
I do want to say I like your streams though, very cool.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Of course. I'm sorry we met this way.
Alright guys, I have 80mm shells, but I don't have... I don't have an 80mm gun.
How about we all go to the dreadnoughts?
I can't see what I'm going to do because I'm streaming.
You see that?
You see that?
That's on the second floor.
Look at that.
They had an e-mail me to go somewhere.
I feel like they did, didn't they?
What about if I'm doing the boom?
Or is the boom?
If you have the boom, where's the boom?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Almost hit the ZZG over that ship over there.
And she even had a cannon.
I'm the last one left.
For that one guy I do not like.
I do not like that one guy.
You know, I'm lucky.
You're lucky. We're going to stay here until a third party comes.
I am not Luffin. I'm not Inge.
You're going to run over to the ship and distract it.
DJ?
You're going to run over to the ship and distract it.
Uh, yeah, go ahead. I think you can do anything.
Um, let me think. How do we get in this door? How do we get in this door?
How do we get in this door? What do you think? What do you think?
Can I just punch the entrance in the death?
Hey, hold on. Wait a second.
Hey, hold on. I might be on something.
What do you think? I might be on something.
To a deck gun at the door.
But nobody has any ammo and any deck guns.
We need 40 millimeter ammo see if you can find the 40 millimeter ammo over there to eat if you can grab that we can blow this thing open
Oh, we are not the next circle we gotta do this quick you gotta do this quick
this ever is this whatever this door opens I'm gonna jump here punch these guys
I mean I can see them but we don't have a key we don't have a key this is leaving for now
you defy just some 40 millimeter ammo give it back to my buddy let's go to the dreadnought I don't
want to sit here I jump like jump like jump like jump like jump like jump like jump like jump like
we could jump from our ship but there's nothing to do there like it doesn't do this that's that's
It's all him. I like your streams. I like them.
Find some, find some, find some, find some, find some, find some.
I'm gonna look, I'm gonna look.
I need just a couple 40, 40 millimeter.
We need just a little bit of 40 millimeter. That's it.
There's a little bit of 40 millimeter.
I told him he's painted with dumb ass rubber bolts.
He's gonna burn.
Scott, dude, I did not like the guy.
I did not like the guy.
He's a, he's, he's, he's, he's out of here.
What did he say? Young adults?
He said, yeah, he's just, he's just like getting a young adult doing it.
That's uh, that's like the hottest market. That's the hottest market. That's the hardest market in the business. That's the hottest market in the business
Yeah, we got we got not only do we not have anything at all
Oh, they're gonna kill me I'm stuck in a fucking hole. I can't move at all
Yeah, they keep out.
Oh, you suck, Brad.
Always get actually clipped.
Oh, my God.
Get clipped.
Get clipped.
Oh, my God.
Get clipped.
Get clipped.
Dude, that's going to be the phase thumbnail, pal.
That's the phase intro clip right there.
No, hey, hey, when I see you back, can you tell Freddy's a pussy?
No.
I'm living that message for me.
You're still away.
Listen, we're alive, all right?
And they're nothing.
They got nothing.
Yeah, I don't think you know.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
There's two dead clakers. Wait are they dead? They do not look very dead. They're not. They're not.
Wait. Are they going to have PY over there? Yeah, they're looking alive.
If we can get ammo for them, we kill them. All we have to do is get ammo for them.
They're coming back. They're coming back.
Which it is my one soul mission tonight to kill these people that's all I want to do that's all I want to do
That's all I want
You tell him get it you tell
Did you get us back spot? We get that ammo. We kill these who will get died.
I did that big jaw of casual.
Do you want me to erase this? Do you want me to respond like the bot?
No, no, no. I don't know. I'm going to try to go in there and drop some stuff.
They're going to do the same thing. It's whoever gets ammo or anything.
Whoever gets it first, whoever gets it first, whoever gets it first.
It's a race! It's a race!
Whatever you do, do not park the ship next to a wall.
I'm not leaving the ship. I'm gonna keep ramming their ship.
They have an actual ram other ship. They'll do damn it.
I think that actually hurts it.
It actually hurts it.
Don't they all get off and go?
Well, they might try to do so.
Obviously, this doesn't really matter as long as...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They'll take our gun.
I just realized, they mechanically should keep our gun in the captain's quarters.
Oh my gosh, guys. This is not good.
what you think of the captain's corners?
Fuck it, fuck it, we're fine, we're fine!
RIP IT JG RIP IT!
RIP IT!
Just go right past the AI.
Enter the black!
Enter the flame!
Go right past the AI.
Okay, are you guys gonna jump off?
We're gonna jump off, we're gonna jump off
into the ammo, jump off into the ammo.
40 millimeter, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Well, give it, give it, give it, give it.
You go to the roof and look for an 80 millimeter gun,
cause we have 10 shots to that, okay?
Ok I'm out of ammo.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Keep this behind it.
Move it by. Yeah, move it by.
Oh my god right here, right here. On me, on me!
Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving, keep moving!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die to the zombies, oh my god.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die to the zombies, oh no!
I got 20 shots for 80mm!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die to these zombies! Oh my god!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Oh my god, I'm gonna die to the zombies! OH NO!
Oh my god!
It's up to you, it's up to you! It's up to you!
Oh, thank god, I see the trash here.
How do they do that?
That one see for a rainy day. Yeah for rainy day. Maybe there's the AI
Only AI got us
Not well we lost
Well, I see we you need build I
When I track the AI
Let him know, give it, let him know!
I'm going in!
Go in, Derek, you got this!
I don't know if that does work.
Trying to act like I'm...
Come on, baby!
Let him know, give it, let him know!
Come on, baby!
We're not out yet.
Wait, I can't be spot.
Oh, I can't be spot.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That guy is actually a loser.
I'm not serious.
Are you any guy?
I don't want to make any hasty decisions, but I want you guys to listen to this guy for
like 30 seconds and tell me this guy has got fun friends
let's do it for 30 seconds
let's do it for 30 seconds
I saw somebody earlier
I'm not going to be too late
he's too left
even the people on his own ship don't like it
they even said that
get him
what did you say?
Matt, what did you say?
he's dead
discord don't break me, discord don't break me and die
hey, hey, get away from me
get away from me
I don't know what this is, I think I can do it here, I don't know what this is, I think I can do it here.
You can make a really cool jump and jump to the roof, if you jump behind it there's like a 5% chance you can hop on the roof.
Oh my god, outside of the roof.
Yeah, you can jump above you, you can sometimes park away and hop on.
Not quite, not quite.
Almost though.
almost very close that is very close
I hear you hear this
nightmare
nightmare
what
I think it's time to die I think it's time the head head to the fastest
there's gonna be rabbits there I'm gonna leave this guy when they got to do you
try to kill you with this bitch
You're gonna kill me.
Jesus Christ.
Guys, I told you we should have gone off last game.
I told you.
That was a nightmare.
You're not even more depressed.
Now my mortal being is intertwined with the likes of that person.
I could have gone to this mortal world and start to finish.
life from birth to death without my being being intertwined with that gentleman right there and because
i didn't go get my burger and go to bed the whole timeline is screwed we stepped on a butterfly
we stepped on a butterfly it was a curse it was a curse it was a curse i didn't want to say this
earlier, but I did. I did hit a child earlier today. I don't do it. It wasn't hard. I don't
do it. I don't do it. It'll be fine. See, that's the bad karma coming back for us. And it's
not just that, because I do that all the time. This child looked at me and he missed. Oh,
his eyes turned black. Just for a second. Just for a second. When he blinked, between
two blinks did his blinks go vertically to the horizontally? Like a snake, yeah. I didn't
want to say it guys. One of those demons here. I suspected it for a long time, but I'm pretty
sure I was cursed by a small child. Yeah, that's going to be why we got into that game right there.
Pretty sure he had snake blood. How was I supposed to know? You said his blood was made of snake?
I know I think he had partial snake blood and he cursed me with snake power
With snake power with snake power. Yeah. Oh my god
I'm not positive. I'm just trying to
Follow the Brit the trail, you know, the logic the breadcrumbs the brain. I totally understand that you so let me recap
You punched a baby
Well, I hated it. It's eyes turn black like to me like to medium hit. There wasn't a baby. He was like six years old
Oh
And that's what is beginning to jump
That's what I say, that's what I say get to the coal mines
Yeah, listen you basically you basically what what you what you meant to say was you basically hit a union worker with a 401k
Right, okay. I was exercising my right to hit
Yeah, what was the baby threatening you my right to strike no not at all didn't even see me coming
I mean that's just what made it worth doing. I came in and run it. I had a running start.
They were vending over like tying their shoe or something. I came in full speed from behind.
That's the best time to strike. Wapt him right in the back of the head. Open palm.
Oh yeah. Yeah so and then after that his eyes turned black and the baby blinked at you vertically.
And hissed. Okay. And it wasn't a baby.
Did the babies say anything?
Now, I know you're, I just probably hate the moment.
You probably don't remember much.
Did the babies say anything along the lines of it?
You vaguely remember that sounded like,
let's come over the highlight of Ramahola.
Well, listen, memory is unreliable.
So I didn't want to say this,
but I'm pretty sure I heard the primordial talk.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
like a word or two in the in the in the words of primals the primordials just
but I'm not sure about that so I don't know I think it's probably a one-day
curse probably just one day probably just one day I think it'll clear up
tomorrow yeah I apologize yeah I'm trying to say I apologize everybody I
should have disclosed that that's okay yeah you probably should have just
Honestly, can you disclose any future days where you punched a baby that was also an
uneven?
I think fully grown six year old child.
Fully grown six year old.
All right, good night guys, I'll be with you in the burger.
Good night.
Yeah, well, we'll wait for officer, all right.
You go eat a burger, we'll wait for officer.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, sounds good.
Sounds good sounds good sounds good. All right, you guys have a good one. Oh
All right, there you go, I'm getting up
Unfortunately as you deserve
Giving punch to baby baby demon. So that's why today didn't go so good
That did guys did you hear that guy's voice? Let me tell you that guy is in his mom's basement right now
She is about to wake up in about four hours and ask him if he put those applications in he's gonna say the same thing
He's been saying for four weeks not yet. Not yet. Well, I've done you that guy goes on Twitter and gives his opinion
No doubt my mind
I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious dead serious
Alright, good night, gang. Have a good one. Have a good one boys. I'm getting up
I'm good now.
I'm good now.
I'm good now.
I'm good now.
I'm good now.
I'm a good one boys.
I'm a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night gang.
I'm a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
I'm a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
I'm a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
I'm a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night everybody.
I'm a good one.
Good night now.
Good night now.
Oh Mr. Cole is the younger and Mr. Alfie but what's good man.
Good A-Man!
And Mr. Dusty and Mr. Afterman,
the first Wicked Man, Good A-Man!
And Mr. Rick and his people,
for the first Wicked Man, Good A-Man!
Sorry, boys, I was locked in right there.
I was locked in.
I was locked in right there.
Unfortunately, we died in some robots,
but let me tell ya, I was confident we could win that fight.
Thank you, boys.
Peasy, too, brother.
Peasy, too, boys.
Hey, Peter, do you hear they announced
Daisy too in the words really Daisy to
Yeah, I think they hold up that's true. Is that true is he am I get one guy? Oh
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness was days Daisy is like a
Really good concept of a game except it's super old and like
Like, Glensy, if they made a daisy too,
that, they might be, they might be cooking.
They might be cooking, they might be,
they could be cooking, they could be cooking right,
that might be something, that might be something.
That might be something, that might, oh damn.
Guys, wait, is that releasing soon,
or is that like just like they just
enough to make it?
Is that,
Well, not just announced it, gears out, well fuck my ass.
Alright, goodnight everybody, goodnight gang, tell me in a couple years when Daisy comes
out.
Alright, goodnight gang, have a good one, goodnight now, goodnight everybody, goodnight
now everybody, rest up, rest easy now gang, have a good one, goodnight everybody, goodnight
Good night!
Good night everybody!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good one!
Good night now!
Have a good night everybody!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good night!
Good night everybody!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good one!
Rest up!
Rest easy now, everybody!
Good night now, everybody!
Good night now, gang!
Have a good one!
Good night, everybody!
Have a good night now!
Good night, everybody!
Rest up!
Rest easy now, gang!
Have a good one!
Good night, everybody!
Good night now!
Good night!
Good night!
get out of here get out