you
Let's go, let's go.
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen, not a cloud as far as I can see, sunny blue, unimaginable.
Unimaginable unimaginable
Unimaginable gentlemen tonight
We are
Dominating, but I'm waiting for the muted. Oh, I'm not
muted. Oh
my god
This is almost as bad as the Joe Rogan chats. This is almost as bad as the Joe Rogan chats. You're getting there
You're getting there by the way you're getting there
You're getting there
Fuck you. What was that? I don't even know what I said. We tonight we are
Dominating the desert lands. We will not die even one time. We will not die even one time
I have a similar crew of
immeasurable
Power one that is so powerful that we won't
Never die
Now for those of you on the tube the YouTube tube is what the cool kids are calling it nowadays guys
get with the program. Company store for calculator. If you didn't know that as well, I know all the
latest slang. I know all the latest lingo, jit, data. I will say that you may be a little confused
if you're watching over on YouTube. Mr. Peanut, why is the thumbnail gimmick peanut an officer?
That is not. And I repeat not. Do not think that is because I forgot to make a new thumbnail
Because it's not!
It's not!
It's not because I forgot to make another thumbnail.
It's because officer is here with us in spirit.
He is here with us in spirit.
Wow.
I mean, can you feel his presence?
I can feel it.
Oh my goodness.
I can feel it.
Oh my God.
I've right my butthole.
I can feel it.
His presence is right here like a ghost
watching over us.
I have accumulated me, gimmick and coconut for tonight
and look at this machine gentlemen,
if you wouldn't mind turning your attention
to the right side of the screen.
Oh my goodness.
I mean, have you seen a marvel of engineering?
More complex and more proficient.
Probably never, probably never.
Let us welcome the team.
Do you feel it Mr. Grimes?
Oh, I feel it Mr. Grimes.
I feel it.
Let us welcome the team.
Mr. Coconut!
Mr. Peanut, how are you?
Pretty good. How are you on this fine day?
I'm well rested. I'm feeling good today. How are you?
Pretty good. Pretty good cooking and limitation. Have you played this game before?
Nope. I'm trying it right now. It seems pretty...
I can't really hear you.
Are you in a game?
Yeah. Yeah.
Right... Right now?
Yeah.
Right now?
Yeah, yeah, I can't really hear you.
Kill yourself.
Are we going in?
Yes.
All right, all right.
Kill yourself in the game, in the game, of course,
by the way, in the game, in the game, in the game.
Mr. Coconut, I'm telling you, this game is exactly like Rust.
Just like the game you play, just like Rust.
We have a tier two workbench right now. I wouldn't say we're advanced, but we definitely aren't
brimlocked. We're not brimlocked.
Okay. Wait, okay, so are you in a world and I can join you in the world and play with
you? Like can I leech off you and take your shit?
It's kind of a combined team effort.
Yeah, I know, but are you gonna like choose me up and give me a gun?
Well, okay, you caught me. We're premlocked run tier one. You basically have the same stuff. I have
Okay, so we're poor. We're poor. We're but but I will say coconut
We the census is a new game and nobody really knows how to play our KD is like probably like four four
For every four guys we destroy we probably destroyed one guy
Okay, okay. Okay. Not bad not sappy not dude sappy not dude
happy now the bugglers may say that's a lie hashtag cap they may say that I you
know that you know that means coming up you at hashtag cap means I do it means
that you're lying exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly but it is the
truth it is the truth and nothing but the truth honestly while we wait for you
to finish that and for gimmick to finish whatever the fuck he's doing
I'm gonna be you know you got it yeah yeah I'm good let's go wait well hold on
while we wait for mr. gimmick I'm just gonna look around the ship and make
It makes sure it's perfect, it makes sure it's perfect.
What's the, does anyone see anything
where we can improve on this bad boy?
Does anyone see any way we can improve?
I don't think there is a way we can improve this.
I mean, it's just so perfect.
I mean, it is simply perfect.
Cacoo!
Hello, I figured out, I figured my stuff out.
Incredible. How do I sound?
Like a diamond you said beside bright like a diamond
Signed bright like a diamond like a diamond. I see I think I'm gonna change the ship so that it's more front-focused and
If we expose our butt we're instant dad
Let's do it. Let's do this game. It's like except we're in the sand
Yes, we have a phone and you extract and you expect. Yeah, I'm telling you
People would say hashtag ad hashtag sponsored, but I found this game
Three days ago, and I'm violently addicted. I'm telling you coconut get ready for this to be a new
You know, are we doing a 30 hour? Are we doing a 30 hour?
30 hour stream right now
30 hour
Yeah, it's just fucking tweak. You know what 35 hour get me 35 hours in a metal spoon. We're going 35 hours
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
my goodness I oh my god I'm changing it up a bit I'm changing all of I'm changing
up the design just a tad just just a tad just you just give me one mm-hmm one
quick second I'm just smidge take your time just to smidgen just a smidgen I'm
I'm changing a couple things up, just a couple.
I think we're gonna do front focus.
What do you guys think about front focus, yeah?
I like it, full on blast them.
I mean, I'd say 85% of the time, we're facing them.
You think so?
Cause I'm about to remove the back turns
to make more front turns.
Should I do it or no?
As long as we have a dedicated driver.
What should we do?
All of us did make a lot of boats in the past.
Hmm. Well, I guess I I have both experience if you'd like me to design some of the bow
Well, actually hold on with it. Wait. I realize we're playing trio. So I don't think being or turn to the front would even help us
No, yeah, I think I
Mmm. Oh, no, it was I'm saying that I think we do
And one on and two on the sides. Well, I have four angular turns one on each corner right now
That works that works. You also have one two
They're not wait. Let me change this storage. We change the storage. We also have
One two three four five six seven eight dedicated shelves that should be enough oh
The only problem is the engine is sticking out the back. That's the only problem. It's got a little dumper on it
It's got a little dumper on it. Yeah, you can't you can't blame a ship for having a little dumper
You just can't I could lift the ship up
I could give it a facelift and go one level higher and fix that problem if you think it's worth fixing
What do you think?
But if it's too high then that means we're too high
Hmm good point good point. Yeah that no that makes yeah, no that yeah that yeah
So that doesn't make any sense
But let me think for a second guys
We give it a face of because if I put this all up by one I can hide your stream because I can't I'm trying to
Look at it. I'm looking at it. I see what he's talking about the ass
I can do I can do one level up on all these and then I can cover this but the promise is we add a significant amount of weight
I can facelift this whole thing put it all up one level which would allow me to cover this
But then we had a- we had a whole level of weight.
A whole level.
Well, but if you make it too tall, then we're too high.
Okay, once again, what the fuck does that mean?
He doesn't get it, Chad. He doesn't get it.
He doesn't- I don't know if you should be engineering the boat.
I don't know. I don't know if this should- I don't know if you should be-
Would it be?
What if we painted the engine to look like a big beautiful baby?
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Nobody would shoot it.
This whole problem would be solved right now if and only if I had the materials to buy this
You see how it has the engine with the with the square on it
I would be able to do that it would it would move this engine one step forward and I'd be able to put the driver's seat on top of it
Would that make us too high though?
I
With that
I don't know what you're talking about okay, I don't know
Guys, I see we just run it with the butt out and we focus on getting me 200 mixtures and 15 coral. That's easy. That's nothing
That I mean 200 mixtures and 15 coral. Oh, yeah
Yeah, two POIs will get the coral. I mean, we can one be like get all this
I'll see you play it one people I get enough for everybody
We can probably make 15 million coins
That's a lot of dough.
Let's go out 15 million easy.
Let's run it as oh.
Negative 645.
One second here.
Let's see.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Can I send you something to be selling?
I have so I know that's $7 for one minute.
Can I contribute any coins to the boat captains?
You can, just not in the fashion that you're thinking about doing it right now.
I'd like to help contribute if I'm going on for the ride.
Oh, your captain appreciates you and will have butt sex with you in the captain's quarters.
What the hell?
Yes, that is correct.
That is correct.
You heard me correctly.
For the people in the back, I will be having butt sex with coconut in the captain's
as a reward.
Oh, okay.
Well, listen, I'll just drive.
When you get the key, you guys just let me know
when that happens, so I can just...
You'll hear it.
I'm going to bring some earplugs.
I'm going to bring those noises.
All right, listen, and for the record,
I support your love, and it's no problem,
but I will be putting you up to like...
I think it sounds more like...
No, that's more like
Now you might be right you might be right. Hmm. Why do you guys so wet?
It's too wet. So it's like what yeah, it's too, but it's too wet
Hey, we got to
What are you going to do?
Honestly, a gimmick, if our love offends you,
if our love offends you, how should you just get out?
I will support your love, I will just...
I... it doesn't sound very important.
You don't sound very important.
He doesn't sound very important.
Wait, hold on. Is this...
Fine, I'll...
Is this because coconut is Asian?
He doesn't sound like an ally.
I don't think he put the bad joke.
You don't know.
I'm an ally.
I don't think you are.
I'm an ally.
I don't think gimmicks are happening.
Watch.
I'll watch.
Hi gimmick. I want you to say I'm an ally right now. I'm an ally. I don't hear it
I don't feel it. I don't feel it. I don't feel it. I don't feel it
No, I certainly didn't I certainly didn't this was not in the hand. Oh wait a Saturday. Oh
We're good. All right. Okay. All right lock in everybody. I'm sitting everybody comes Jesus. Thank you for reminding me boys
Thank you for reminding me
Let me let me
let me hold up let me see great way to nice visualization to start off this
perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect I'm gonna be wearing gloves for
the remainder of our sand time you're gonna want to you're gonna want to I'm
gonna be wearing gloves yeah that's a good idea that's that's an optimal idea
Oh
We are the best
Sans Raiders of Sophie plans 100% we've actually do you know what was that nickname they gave me yesterday?
Give it was it LeBron James of Sands?
Well, John Jean, the mole bomb of Sands, Raiders or Sophie Yell.
So you're in Fortnite and you're not playing the game? That's crazy. First time, Jack.
Nice. Got him.
Guys, guys, every stream for the rest of me being a streamer will be on Fortnite. That guy is correct.
I will be playing Fortnite today. We are switching off from Sands and we'll be playing every day for the next five years straight.
Alright, guys? Alright. Alright, guys, it's gonna be the best.
It's good to have you back. Why why does little P look like that?
That's my baby
Give them some time to sometimes they they got soft skulls when they first pop out
That's true. That's true. It's like it's like when you order a mattress from amazon
You gotta let it you gotta let it expand. That takes at least like a week to expand the mattress
Yeah, I'm just saying with the amount of voodoo rangers this guy drinks
I bet there's like 10% voodoo ranger in his cum
Like I'm just a little he was done. He's what he's a child you shot you shot that fucking voodoo ranger
I also misunderstood that
Also heard it the other way as well I also heard it the other way
Oh my god
Very interesting start don't leave the code by the cook and I just use the coach about hide your screen
Okay, it's hidden my wife hates you. Well, I hate your wife
We'll put the code in oh you put it, I don't know actually
Give it. Can you have a code?
I
Just make sure you hide your screen. Yeah, it's hidden. I think you press the plus some on the left side
And then you put the code somewhere in there
Stick it in okay. Hi. It's my wife Caitlyn's birthday season army aviator
I think that's alabama which is as you know the peanut capital of the world
She's wondering when you're coming to the motherland to be with your people. We is a al is that alabama?
Yeah, you know is that is a elevation country some Asian country probably you're pie some Asian country. Oh
Oh might be on a different server check this server. Okay. Are you an hour in us?
He's you want to change you impress escape for a state server good. He's good thinking good thinking whoever said that VIP
a VIP any uh
Where am I coming to Alam man? Where are you at? Isn't everybody go more than the multiple arms?
They got the two heads of the soldiers with three legs.
It's basically fallout for IRL.
I don't know.
I don't know if I'm coming over there.
I don't know if they eat good.
They're eating good.
Eating their sisters.
We still building the ship or is cooking.
I'm going to go ahead and stop right there.
I'm coming.
The sisters cooking because all right very good cook
Actually with the culinary school and and so now she prepares meals for the family any meals
All right, I'm in mm-hmm. I'm in let's go. Oh, let's do this. Oh my god. Cook it up. You are so beautiful
Beautiful, let's do guys. I listen. I cannot stress this enough. I have zero
dollars if we die
This round, it's the soup line for me.
It's the soup kitchen for me.
It's Medicare, is that the one?
Medicaid, it's the soup kitchen.
It's Old Block for me, okay?
You understand?
South Side Chicago?
South Side Chicago.
It's South Side Chicago for me.
And let me tell you, I've heard that sometimes
on Old Block people get a little antsy.
People get a little antsy, and it's, you know what I mean?
So, I don't...
I don't like it antsy.
You get a little antsy.
I have heard though that they are quite friendly over on Oblock.
You know that?
Yeah, when someone calls your name you just keep it pushing.
Like, hey, Coco, you just keep walking.
Don't look for that.
I mean, you obviously do the customary reach in the left side of your jacket and say,
hey!
How are you as well, good sir?
Yup.
You might say a little something else too, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly, exactly.
Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dries in your jacket.
Do you want to live to see tomorrow?
Because I said it's a beautiful world
and we should be happy to be living in it.
You say to the man.
You want to get carried up by six?
And you shake the man's hand, you walk away.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
You're in danger!
I heard there's a storm coming.
I checked the weather map a couple minutes ago.
That's what you say to the man.
Yep, yep, yep.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Do you wanna walk away from this?
Cause I have a car that can give you a ride.
Are we gonna play?
I have a car that can give you a ride,
and it looks like it might rain,
so if you wanna drive you there,
I could do that for you as well.
Make sure you bring five beans, by the way,
cook it up, bring five beans.
Five beans?
Five beans.
Yeah, cans of beans,
They're what let you respawn when you die.
Okay.
Beans.
I'm about to use and abuse coconut inventory for ammo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have none.
Don't you take my fucking beads.
Don't you?
Not the beads, not the beads.
You bring the beads for yourself.
I will need you to bring 180 millimeter cannon.
I bring you, I bring you, Dick, this is a setup.
You're trying to take me to the O
And you're robbing me in Chicago.
You're literally backtoring me right now.
Someone get dropped in Chicago and call the cops.
Guys, we need to band together.
We need to band together.
Right.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
How about this, gimmick?
You bring an 80 millimeter cannon,
I'll bring an 80 millimeter cannon,
and coconut brings the ammo for both.
Deal?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, I love that.
Okay, can you bring 120, 80mm ammo?
Yeah, how the fuck do I do that?
Okay, you're gonna...
Yeah, go ahead.
You got this.
Okay, alright, what do you see on your screen right now?
So what you're gonna do...
Oh, wait, sorry, go ahead.
Guys, you three of us?
We're just standing there.
Alright, press the yellow button at the bottom.
Actual...
Once you've done that, you wanna clip the revolver pistol.
All right, and you want to click the 50 or sorry the 8 millimeter ammo one time. It's a yellow box
8x21 yes, and then you want to click your can of beans one time
So on the right circle you should see one revolver 58 millimeter ammo and five kids we do you see that?
Yeah, I see it. I'll press continue on the bottom. I continued now. Do you see a yellow large yellow?
a thermos it's called an 80 millimeter shell it has a black top yellow
thermos 80 millimeter shell that bring 120 of those I only have 30 of them I'm
bringing 60 I got 60 of them okay that'll have to do that a lot that'll do
60 is fine give me do you have any 80 moment says I have three what the hell
Oh, what the hell, we just started this game.
You're free loading all of us.
Give it to me.
What the fuck is this?
I put a lot of money into the tech tree, buddy.
I'm way more advanced.
Do you have any 80 millimeter shells, Kyle?
Let me check.
But I can't answer Mike.
Me.
I have two 80 millimeter proximity fused shells.
Brigham, brigham, brigham.
Guys, if we lose this, we lose this.
even though we'll continue playing this game tonight. So, let's go again. Wait, is he bringing
shells? He's bringing 60, he's bringing 60. Okay, okay. Wait, two of these are special,
a rare, a rather unique invention consisting of conventional, etc. When fire the shell
explodes at a distance sufficient to damage the target, which greatly simplifies aiming,
direct hit required. Wait, really? That's only two of those though. That's fine. That's
fine. Is it the purple one? Yeah. Oh yeah, I just sold like 10 of those. I needed money.
Alright, you guys ready? Beautiful. Let's do a shake. Ready? Ready? Ready? I'm not ready
enough, team. Oh, there you are. I'm ready enough. I'm ready enough. Guys, I hate to
say this, but we have to play like absolute vaginas. Alright, we have to. Just for
the first round just for the first round. That's it.
Hey, sometimes you got to go slow. That's my uncle used to tell
me.
He's getting a monster, man.
Please do my boy.
So basically, okay, we're on a boat. We're trying to escape.
Oh, I'm trying to speed to connect with my bungalows over.
I can't think.
I'm sorry.
In my bad.
I'm sorry.
Bungalow.
Oh, I never said a happy birthday to Keenan.
I'm right here.
I'm nervous.
Hopefully, we're going to play the game.
I don't know, I also across the issues, I just found out.
I'm sorry, I'll stop again.
Lock in, lock in right now.
Yeah, by the way, I saw that there's 12 other people in this match, not seven gimmick.
Say what?
There's 12 other people in this match, not seven.
Oh, wait, how did you find that out?
Data mining.
I'm actually an expert coder, so I dissected the data vents from the main frame after having it done.
I just saw a huge river. I saw a huge river. I'll tell you where it is. You could data mine there.
I found a huge river the other day when I was fishing.
My uncle used to take me fishing.
That was really good times.
Oh! Oh shit!
This here is the little pea- the little pea dot.
Oh, mm-hmm. The little peanut a
Gas to your eyes a gas to your eyes gentlemen a gas to your eyes
Okay
There's the engine
Okay, look at it. I made you put some beans
In your room in one of the boxes. Oh, no, this is my room. It's going to the captain's quarters only the captain
With you is allowed in the cat. Oh my goodness. Well, well, we won't be doing much leave me
Coconut this is your use you want to put some beads in this fridge right here? Mm-hmm
There you go perfect oh, oh
He's thinking figured it out
Sorry, I've been spiritually connected am I what am I was it was it was me beans in the fridge there you go
Round and round, round and round, round and round The beans of the buzz, go round and round All the way home
The beans on the buns go round and round all the way.
Little upkey, a little upkey.
A little upkey.
A travel over time.
The beans on the bunch go round, round, round.
Round and round.
The wheels on the bunch go round and round.
All the way home.
Perfect.
So I'll be right there, gentlemen.
I was excellent.
I heard your vibrato coconut. I heard your vibrato. It was excellent. Oh, you did it right that last round
You really locked in really? Yeah, and I just want to let the boys down, you know
You've got an appointment in the captain's quarters
I gotta get you that was a beautiful song. It's a bad day. You got to get bullet really blackout wasted
I also have to get bullet really blackout wasted as well
Wait hold on we're getting blood really blackout wasted
Are we going to Fort Israel wait, why are we go ahead hold on I'm changing this up
You know we're going to four on the pad we are oh, oh, it's right there. It's right here
Right here. Oh hop on the cannon boys hop on the cannon
Oh god, I got word for a second.
I'm on a cannon. I'm on a cannon.
Swip to the regular ammo. Make sure you use the special ammo. Hold down R.
Okay.
Swip to the regular one and let him on it!
Alright, I'll be on the wheel, boys.
Yeah!
Keep his face in front.
Give it to him! Go get him! Give it to him!
I'm shooting him!
I think we lost one.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
Get not repaired, get not repaired.
I'm sure it'll fit.
Nice and easy, oh, check him one down, check him one down, we got one more to the right.
What, oh, one more to the left, I mean.
Fine.
Yeah!
Where'd he go?
What the hell?
Oh God!
Oh, he's a fast one, he's a quick one, fucker.
Oh, God, why are you...
I cook that and uh you guys want to do some light repairs while I loot on up?
Yeah, yeah. I don't want to do that. Press T to make sure you cook it up. Press T to
pull out your repair thing. Got it. You just want to go around and hold down
left click and remember the engine is the most important thing to repair. First
and foremost.
All right guys, we see repair kit back there. I gotta forget my repair. I'm early on so
Quit check on the horizon a quick horizon to various individuals. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. What's it?
We got a repair kit
So the shit fucked up the walls missing in your bedroom
Red MK1 modified energy rod gentlemen
Mm-hmm
The body with the colors of the the items of the game mr. Cook will go white
green blue
purple red
Then red like legendary. Yeah, right?
Orange there's orange to the orange orange sniper last night. Oh, oh wait
I think orange and red like the same things as different classes of stuff. Oh, maybe I should know there's a red shotgun
Wait, no. Oh, no, you're right. Oh, no, no, it goes white green blue purple or drag
Oh, orange is before red every game does it differently. There should be laws about this kind of thing
I thought to be killed four of these guys. Am I crazy?
One no, I only saw three
Also, the horizon is clear. I'm just keeping a nice tasteful look out here
I'm gonna move us closer to the
I see the red door too. I'm going to move us closer to the POI. Are you done with these things?
Almost done. I see. Well, you might be repairing the legs while I go get the repink.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
All of you, buddy, buddy, buddy.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Yes. Actually, yeah, you should come see. So, see the legs are on fire?
Yeah, yeah.
We can technically still move, but it inhibits us. We can only repair them when we are still.
Mm-hmm. I got ya.
Let me teach you something real quick. It's the most important. Come on up here for just a second.
I'm coming out.
Well, here, I'll let you repair this one quick.
So this is a repair kit.
We have three uses on it.
It helps us do big repairs like this.
But with the whole thing's obliterated.
Yeah, it's just fucked up.
I know.
I'm repairing it right now.
Watch.
Boom.
You're back.
Oh, that's nice.
The better I can get back when you're done.
Your repair kit, you always have one usage.
You only have one usage.
Yeah, there's two left, two left.
Sometimes there's three.
Oh, yeah, yeah, three.
I feel like it depends on the magnitude of the...
And there's other players in this bitch, right? Like they can't...
Yes, there's twelve other guys!
It's all PvE, it's all PvE.
Now, you listen to me, you see this?
You see how there's four red squares, two pipes, and one middle thing.
Once all of these break, we have lost the game.
We have lost the game.
But you see one of these broken?
I got a tool cover.
Immediately press T and start repair.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, it's like our tool cover.
Yeah, and you hear that hissing sound? That means you're stuffed prepared.
You hear a hissing sound?
Like these pipes over here, Book, and I'm hitting a click repair.
Gotcha.
Alright, there's also, um...
So there's these red doors on these POIs.
And I can already see one up here. We gotta blast it with a cannon.
Uh, audit box, I've audit!
Get on the cannon!
Inside are various records.
Hey, where's this red door at?
We can join from the back!
It was right here.
You see it?
Where?
It's on the...
It's like...
You can barely see it.
Where?
It's like right on the base of the rubble.
Base of the rubble.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Where?
Maybe I'm wrong.
I got some shooting.
I don't see a red door.
Yeah, I don't see shit.
Okay.
All right.
First of all...
Wait, it's right here.
Okay.
There is a red door, but it's buried in the sand.
Where?
It's not my fault.
Whoops.
I need to get that door.
I'm gonna shut up!
There's zombies here
Okay, let me show you
I'm pretty sure it's
Oh guys guys. Oh my god. I just got a funny big reflector
Don't touch that it's the square shields the square she's bad. Oh, don't touch that. Oh, is it gonna give me each?
Yeah, it might oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Okay, there is a rabbit door here, by the way. Congratulations.
Uh, it's very interesting. I can see the corner of it.
Big group bands in the captain's quarters, like you do, like you do.
Literally an entire place you can't lose there.
This is the OI.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think, I think that's how it's supposed to be.
I'll show you when you, I'll show you when you win.
Do you do it where you can see the top right corner of it?
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to be under that.
Well, it's definitely a red door. No, we're not.
Why would it spawn?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Right here.
I think it's just part of the ambiance.
Look it. Look it. Look it right here.
No, that's a red door.
Oh, no, because think about it.
If these bricks are part of the spawning of the building,
then these bricks would also be this.
You're telling me that there's both your red door here
but there's just bricks hanging over it?
It's a trick.
We have a protective dome.
What does that mean, what does that mean?
It's a dome that protects you.
Oh.
Oh, I got a shotgun, I got a shotgun.
Score!
I just dropped a box of lube and I have no idea where it went, but...
It'll something something.
Whenever you go back to the ship,
put something on, take a little 360 that we're not being rolled up on.
two enemies coming in from what oh shit the south southwest the chase each other
the chase each other the going east oh shit
okay I'm gonna put as much stuff in my box in your box oh there's a red box oh
my god
oh I hear him I hear him Luke quick boys Luke quick okay all right all right
We need fuel rods we need fuel rods going absolutely 100% Coco use that revolver instead of your revolver get them on
We'll go back to the ship I'm dropping some boxes off the roof is there a locked door on this one. I checked
Oh, there is a way to offer the key off by the key
Yeah, yeah
Hmm
I'll be working with these boats out here so I can keep an eye on the ship, but still get a little loot
They are tearing each other apart of that. Let me tell I'm seeing fire. I'm seeing smoke here and explosions of a little boy
That's that we might have to go down the other boat and then consolidate the loot and then we take the loot
She's genius genius genius genius
Do we leave a blue oh
Oh my goodness, what do we do?
Oh, we gotta feel right, thank God.
Okay, we're good.
It's a little worried.
Yeah, we're button drop.
Yeah, wait, wait.
Button drop rain.
Yeah, I'm gonna drop this.
When you are grabbing all the boxes at the front,
I'm gonna look for the key real quick.
Okay.
Let's start keep going.
Here's another box for you, Bonsuer.
Oh, thank you.
And we gotta keep this open for the,
has anyone seen the key?
Wait, by the way,
I thought you wanted it on I turned it off. Well somebody turned it on
I don't know
It's a quicker getaway, but it's very dangerous very dangerous. Yes
I think the engine's off.
There's black smoke coming from the top.
Yeah, it's off. It's off.
There we go. Good work.
You're my special little guy, you know that?
You're my special little man.
We're ready.
Oh, guys, there's a third player coming into play.
Wait, no, no, no. Never mind.
It's still two. It's still one v one.
It's still one v one.
Wait, no, no, no. Hey, oh my God, there is.
There's three.
Two are battling it out.
One of them's waiting.
Three, three, three, three.
Oh my goodness.
We should go in, right?
Well, first we need to wait for them to kill each other.
Secondly I gotta find this key because we can get a green cannon and be set
Basically, mr. Cook it up. There's three types of kids. There's the regular ones
There's the green ones as the blue ones and the more the the more towards blue the faster it shoots
Wait, do we have a shovel?
Oh, no
Yeah
Where's his key at? I don't see it
I'm blind. Would anybody see the key
here. Somebody on chat said one of the boxes has a shovel I could be getting one guy I don't
know but I also don't know if there's even is there a sparkle here. I don't know if there's
a sparkle. There's coconut he's my little sunshine. That's true. You're my little sunshine
Mr. Coconut. You're my little sunshine. Short and stout. Here we go. Wave. Where the hell
What is this key at?
Yeah, on top of the explosive barrel.
What explosive barrel?
Yeah, I do not see this key.
You've got four 80 millimeter cannons.
Okay, perfect, perfect.
That'll do.
Let's make 66% of the ammo on the front ones
and 30% of the back ones, what do you think?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do 10 shots each,
the ones they came with on the back.
And leave leave the line is this key at barrel on the bottom. Oh wait that one right here
There's a shack outside the main door that spawns the key
What's that? Okay? Oh, they're feeding each other's ass. I
I'm not seeing the key guys. I'm telling you. I just don't see it
Dejabu. I got the keys. Okay, well you didn't take the key by accident did you? No, I don't think so
And if I did it's in the box in the bedroom. Hey, you take those boxes real quick. Okay guys. I
See a ship. They just turn their engine off. I don't think they're a part of the fight
They're straight straight south west of us. I'm getting where the cocoa has a key
Cocoa there's no way they're baiting
He's sure just sitting there
Check your pockets check the boxes. It's a blue key blue cocky blue cocky blue cocky blue cocky
No, that's not a key that's your name
Give it to his ass
Would you mind checking his asshole?
No, there's nothing in my ass. I
I feel more comfortable if I get it double checked.
I don't want to be checked, do you know that?
I'd feel more comfortable as the captain if I get it double checked.
What am I double checking?
You double checking, coconut asshole.
What's with my ass?
Yeah, listen, bend over here.
Bend over.
Don't forget to tell him to cough.
It couldn't just pop out of there.
Take off the ring this time, please.
Leave your Super Bowl winning ring on, top-rated.
please leave the rig off. What exactly do you have in your inventory? I got a
grenade, I got my pistols, I got binoculars, and I got two 80 millimeter
shells, and then if you look over here this is this is everything I banked
right here. I ain't no key in here. I'm gonna do one more
sweep of the key, but if we don't find it we gotta move, but it would really
happen. He does have a shitload of 80 millimeter ammo in here. Perfect, perfect, perfect,
I
Will be the hell is this key at
Why did I get blamed why was I why was I blamed I wasn't hiding shit
Well, you could have thrown it overboard. Yeah, you could have thought it over. I'm not the same team
Anyone see it? But oh thing is you could have thrown an overboard
What if I happen all the time?
I'm telling you this key is not existent.
I do not see this thing.
Brown box second story.
Maybe it's spawned under this green box?
No, it's definitely something that still needs to be repaired here.
What is happening?
Where is this key at?
I don't understand.
the hell is this key that's gone maybe under the fire barrel fire barrel oh
No, that's not it.
What does that tell you?
I think it's supposed to be 100% spawn rate.
Right?
I think it's 100% spawn rate, isn't it?
We never confirmed that.
But you would think so.
It'd be real boner if it wasn't.
It'd be real boner.
I really don't like this.
Really?
Fuck, this is.
There's no way there's a key here.
We looked everywhere.
There's no way.
I could come out and look, but I'm a little worried.
Screw it.
Let's go kill these guys. We don't need the key.
Fuck the key. Let's go. Let's go kill these guys.
What do you think, yeah?
Is there a key in this game? Yeah, I'm down to kill, yeah.
Is there a key? Can I shoot you guys?
Yes, yes you can. Yes, yes you can.
Yes, you can.
Dude, the penis is lying.
Shoot him in the head.
No, I'm not lying. Shoot him in the head.
Shoot him in the head.
Just take a little test.
Turning the engine on, we saw stuff to repair.
I can hear a hissing sound.
I've been looking for this. It's gotta be a bug. I've been driving myself insane looking for this hiss
It's in the captain's quarters, but there's nothing to repair. Have you checked the back to red squares?
Yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing. I've checked everything. I'm going insane. I got one. It's up here
Found it. I got one. Is that it? Oh, that wasn't it unfortunately. I don't see it at all
Is it on the no
Where the hell is it?
Am I crazy?
Well, where the hell is it?
Yes, I've been looking as well, and I don't think it exists. I think we just move. I've been looking for so long.
Okay, sounds good. Alright, get us toward those enemies.
I have a doctor here of repair technology and is it yes no, okay?
Yep, she said whoa hold on. I told you I'm a doctor here
Hold on
It's dr. Mingus's wife. Oh my god dr. Mingus is wife
Well, how was she your husband was a marvelous
But I have looked up your husband up for many years and it's side scientific advancements on beyond wonder
Beyond 100
Who was it? Oh good. Hi. Good. Hi
You just gotta get a little closer go get a little closer
There you go
Good work
I was I think as I see it I see a player that's dead
But I don't see any players that are alive unless they're behind them are they behind that guy
He waited up for to go oh
I see him I see him to fight the fight to the left the fight to the left I see him
Oh, oh, I forgot to tell oh my god coconut listen quickly. I'm gonna give you a crash course right now, okay?
All right, do you see the black smoke on our ship?
Yeah.
Okay.
You see our engines right below it?
Yeah.
All you do is point the gun at their ship, find the black smoke, aim an inch under it
to hit the engine, and you just shoot, shoot, shoot.
Even if you can't see the engine, even if it's behind five walls, you just shoot right
where the engine would be.
Okay.
Never hit the foe, hit the engine.
Hit right on the engine, every time.
Okay, got it.
But my fist sword, the machine gun.
With the machine gun, your pistol doesn't do that then.
Oh.
It's for sure the other people okay, okay, okay also never ever
Open the door to the captain's quarters because they can capture the whole city one fountain. DC. It's our TC
I'm DC. It's our DC
Go to that. This is the captain's course the one right here. Look at this. It's this green box right here
That one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even see oh that way the back
Yeah, the bus see there's a bus see the bus see
Your bedroom no one no one cares no one cares about you now
We're making a fast approaches do you have any fuel run? Oh hold on
activating maximum overdrive maximum. Oh beautiful
Oh, you see it boys. You see him right there. There they are you see him
I'm locked in you up you what you want to drive you know, you want to be on the gun? Oh you go ahead and drive. Oh
All right, go ahead. I'm gonna hop on the gunners who like hop on the front gun and switch it to one of the special ammo
I don't know what each of them does but I just know which one to the regular one
They're right behind the PY didn't he just turn their engine on
Where
Whatever you do don't shoot no, that's an AI
That's like a beacon. It'll spawn AI, but they've probably already spawned it.
So what's happening right now is that these fools take their own and they turn off their engines.
So as soon as we turn this corner, we let them have it.
Okay, got it.
It's all good. Just ignore that. Go right around to the right side.
Right side all good. All good. Maximum speed ahead.
I thought a few rod just for you big man just for you. Don't you worry
We're cruising
By the enemy by the enemy oh my goodness
One down, one down.
Two down, two down.
That's one, that's one.
Right side, right side.
I can't shoot him, I can't shoot him.
Oh, let me pull right, let me pull right.
Oh!
One more shot, he's dead.
One more shot.
He's dead, one-one shot!
Yeah!
Not him! Alright, right through the enemy! Right through the enemy!
Turn it up, turn it up!
We're on some... we're stuck on something, but I'm... we're...
...getting out of it!
I'm gonna repair, repair, repair!
Oh my god, they blew up in some stuff!
Aw, I just fucked up!
Repair, repair, repair, repair!
Eh!
Well, well, let us know when you see him, gimmick! Let us know when you see him!
Roger, roger, roger!
I must have got one of our vehicles to slow us down.
The captain's room is fucked up.
Oh, now the captain's room is fine.
A little bit of repair, a little bit of repairing.
Nothing too crazy.
We're all OK.
Oh, he's losing something.
Give me, do you see these guys?
Nothing. They must have gone all around, or they were leaving.
Although wait, they didn't add the AI here.
If they came by here, they would have had to be a cop.
We saw the smoke though. They were right here on the other side. Did we see the smoke?
I didn't see no smoke.
I swear I saw some smoke up here.
Alright, we'll let... Maybe they...
Maybe they scooted by and got out of their way.
I see it. Tell me where to go. South-east, South-east.
Straight South-east, Mr. gimmick, full speed ahead!
Alright, we're angled perfectly South-east.
Up with a little bit of maneuvering. A little bit of maneuvering.
Lights maneuvering. Lights maneuvering. Lights, take full maneuvering.
They had to hit our feet because we are slow going.
You go ahead and stop the boat.
Every single one of our feet is broken every single one. Oh, we're doing a little happy dead to do little dead
Honestly, so we go back and loot that thing and the POI since we kind of lost him
Oh good thinking get one of this one and then we're not one in his double loot double loot double loot
I'm gonna loot the clinkers we just get them
Okay, all right, I'm gonna move us close to me
Oh, there's a nut dude, this is like a double pui. We're just a giant pui. There's shit everywhere
Three whole cities right next to the stuff over here
All right, I'm gonna pick it on me
Don't you go grab the ammo first and then we'll go get through a patient.
I wonder what happened to all those people then.
I see there was three guys fighting. I see one dead right there. Then we see some smoke in the distance. What happened to the third guy?
He's vanished.
They might be. They might be here. Keep your tip wet.
Oh, I'll keep my tip wet.
Don't you worry.
Captain Peabot always keeps his tip wet.
My motto
PoI parking job here good work good work and we can wait
I'm gonna do some repairing on the ship
Oh God, you shabby boys not do shabby. We really saw one repair kid right we didn't see what on the second one
I'm turning I'm telling you I'm not early on to set dementia 100%
Who's only one okay gotcha that's okay these boys
Absolutely simple silly I have actually heard that increasing your alcohol intake removes dementia side effects
You know actually not even if you if you lose your six million delights actually do oh
Oh, oh, they do so all you have to do if you have a like a 85 year old grandma with dementia
You just gotta get get it fucking wasted hitting six million likes
Mm-hmm. I say I ain't saying that that nicotine is healthy. All right. I don't want to be I don't want to be on the news
But I will say
For all of its negatives it has some positives. Mm-hmm, and that's I don't really don't need any negatives
There might not be negatives
So should I start doing?
Should I start doing them then?
Oh, probably not.
Probably not, just in case there's a future negative.
But I'm pretty certain at a current scientific level,
we don't know of any negatives.
No, that's right.
Well, the other time I tried it,
and I almost shit myself and I almost threw up.
Well, I did shit myself and I threw up, actually.
I lied, because I was embarrassed.
But I'll admit that, as a man,
I shit myself and almost threw up.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, beautiful.
I was- wow.
Wow, that is so great to hear.
That's a blowout.
That's a- wait, is there anything in that box?
No, it's empty.
Hey, why'd you grab the repair kit?
I did.
I got it in my hand right now.
I thought you had the box in your hand.
I did, and I threw that shift right on the ground.
Oh, my goodness.
Grab the repair kit.
That's what I was looking for.
We need some light repairs on the ship here.
Some light repairs.
Listen, me and Coco will loot up the B.O.I.
while you do some light tasteful repairs,
and then we'll go fuck that guy's ass.
Yes, yes, yes.
Follow me, Jake, follow me, what's...
Yeah, yeah, it increases cardio,
cardio-sacular production.
So, I mean, that's just, that's number one.
Michael Phelps has a lot of that.
Yeah, I mean, Michael Phelps must have been ripping
cigarette after cigarette right before the Olympics.
He's a, I hear he was actually smoking air cigarettes
during his Olympic run.
I heard that they actually had,
you know, like a boom mic,
but instead there's a cigarette on the end
and he would come up for air halfway through the race
and just take a quick poke and then he's winning.
Yeah, they tried to bury that.
They tried to bury that information.
They tried to bury it.
That's a deep safe.
They can't hide the truth out.
They can't hide the truth.
It always comes out, it always comes out.
Every time, every time, every time, every time, every time.
This is one of those things.
Exactly.
like when we figured out bush did nine eleven
yeah yeah i bet if he was just taking a couple toks up a couple cigarettes would
have been a lot to her
yeah a lot better than he was there
he was there near what had happened he said son
he saw bush flying the plane
no he didn't see bush flying the plane but he was in new york city when that
happened
he said son i'll never forget it
uh... he said uh... the gas doesn't
melt the steel beams
that's what my dad said my dad was never been wrong
What did he say about building 7?
What did he say about the 7th building?
7th building?
I don't know anything about that.
We know what happened to the towers.
We know that.
I was just curious on what happened to the 7th building.
Yeah.
I was curious.
And now surely your dad's like a high level.
High level?
He probably works for George Bush.
Well, we can't conclude any time before he passed away.
My father passed away.
That's because he knew the truth by 9-11.
Are you here then?
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
We'll get you.
One second you're here, and the next second you're gone.
What are you going to do?
Oh, guys, guys, I see a lot of flanks over the southeast hill.
Oh my goodness, they might be.
Oh, they just got a whole wave of AI.
We knew they were there.
I know they were so active.
Let them loot their POI.
We will just POI.
Then we hit them and get all the loot.
Double loot?
That's a double loot scenario.
That's the GLS.
Well, S, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that's right.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you,
there wasn't a lot of loot in this town.
I, unless you guys swoop in on a lot.
I get by the box key.
There's, there, now, okay,
you see what I'm talking about?
Look at, look it over here.
This is like a, this is like a multi-POI.
There's little towns all over this mountain.
Well, yeah.
Wait, where'd you guys go?
Look, look, and I just saw you.
You did.
Oh, look, look, look, look, look.
You're right, Mr. Gibby, you're right.
And there's like another one over there
and another one over there.
Well, let's drive the ship around.
I've tried to ship around.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
And we did, has anybody looted the light?
There's a lighthouse there, too.
I mean, my God.
And you need the coral, right?
Oh.
What?
C4 just sitting on here.
My God.
Oh, there you guys are.
Oh, my God.
I'm telling you, dude.
It's a multifaceted situation.
Did you guys get hit in the roofs of this area?
Because there's a whole network.
I just don't know the scale of the game.
Point osteoporosis infection.
Osmovine for infection.
Point osteoporosis infection.
Omniscient, omniscient, osteoporosial.
Isn't that a shit?
Were you a loser, too?
Panda osteoporosis infection.
It's with pandas.
It's like Panda A. But the media won't tell you that.
But the media won't tell you about that.
But the, I mean...
It's Big Panda.
Big Panda. Big Panda's been covering it up the entire time.
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, it's saying yep.
Wait, are we getting attacked? I heard an explosion.
I think we're under attack.
Under attack?
I don't trust them.
Oh wait, behind us! Behind us! Behind us! I just...
Back to the ship?
They're not shooting us. It's robots!
Robots shooting at guys! Guys!
Every other ship! Every other ship! Every other ship!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, fuck.
boys boys boys I see the person right behind us right behind us
get on the ship get on the ship
I'm coming I'm coming the moon is blue you guys see that
shade it changed colors
ahhhh oh my god
I'm in here
turn us right and go 180 degrees alright
oh you son of a bitch
gotcha
oh you got it
we're where's all this handshake coming from
where do we have beats
give it get us going
are we gonna die we saw this isn't going brah
oh here's a little something left to right left to right back on up back on
right right right right right right right right he's easy you see that
I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him.
Here we go. Here we go. Hop on a gun. Coconut. Hop on a gun.
We're not getting it.
Oh, fuck. Holy shit. Holy fuck.
Come on. Let's go.
Fuck it in. Coconut.
Oh, fuck. I say, I say.
Oh, speeder.
Woo!
Yeah!
What's up, back dick?
These are the moments.
The small little moments in every man's life.
before the storm to find the rest the quiet before the storm gentlemen give
them everything hold nothing back
it was the person only here's the person I think you might be to our left
because it oh shit they're really shooting eyes I think he's to their
What fireback captain?
Wait, what?
I don't see one behind us.
What's the hell?
They're not behind us.
Oh, they're not behind us. I can see smoke.
What the hell, where'd they go?
Take care of these robots real quick. Take care of the robots.
They're right. They're right. They're right.
Got it.
Who the hell did this guy go?
I think they went around that rock while we went around the other side.
Oh, I was thinking that as well, but we would see the black smoke if that was the gaze.
Did we get through?
I don't think so. If you repair, I'm going to go this way for this thing, okay?
Okay.
All of you want to go this way?
I don't understand what happened.
What happened? Who are these guys shooting at the whole time? Were they shooting at us?
No, no, no, no, there's no way from that distance.
They just ran by? There's so much smoke, I can't see nothing.
They might be on the opposite side of these rocks and they just kept moving.
Maybe.
Or maybe.
Highly unusual.
smokeless engine? There is that fuel rod that makes your engine smoke for a second. That
seems highly unlikely. It's pretty rare. That is rare. That would be something. If they
got that. Who knows what else they have. Oh my goodness. Holy fidget spinners in Chinese
finger traps oh my change finger traps they're legal now considered torture by
international law oh my gosh your finger hold is no god nobody they don't know
how to get them out oh my god are you serious straight up suck you off on the
back and beat you up type shit oh my goodness oh my god holding your
dick in your body with another no no oh my I have so many times fingertips I'm
I'm harboring tiny fingertips.
Oh my god, you gotta get rid of those guys jumping in the river.
Oh no!
Yeah, well, maybe I'll just hold on to him for a sec.
Coconut, damn it!
What's wrong? I'm fixing it up, boss.
Oh, good work. I mean coconut, damn it. I mean coconut.
Great work.
Great work, sweetie. Great work.
I'm working hard. I'm working hard.
Working hard.
Oh, I see him! I see him!
Where's he? Where's he?
There it is! I see it! I see it! I see it!
Right in front of us! Right in front of us!
Go, go, go engines on!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
You were hiding behind that rock the whole time!
On the gun! On the gun!
You see that rock directly in front of us?
Literally directly in front of us and right behind us!
To the right! To the right! To the right!
To the right! To the right!
Lock it!
I'm gonna give you some moves. I'm gonna give you some moves once you turn right.
I don't need one for you to slap.
back two slag go go go go go go go go go to go right in the
end. I see them. I see them. You don't have a lot of ammo
boys. You're not having a lot of ammo. I have one and twenty
run out. How about you? I've got some special ones. Loot the
back. All they're trying to get. Oh, the right here. I
see we have any more few rods. We're here to cut them
off. Oh, you're that crazy Fuel rod. I don't know if I
want to use it though. That's the one I'm talking about
I don't know about what he used that yet, I don't know about what he used that.
Oh, I fucked you, I fucked you!
Putting it maximum overdrive!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, here we go!
You better be honest!
Fuck it!
Back down the hatchage!
There's another, there's another group extracting even further away.
Fuck them! Fuck them! Go, go, go!
Give me another boost as soon as possible.
Last boost this is all we got
Coconut we got a conservative almost I'm gonna shoot the legs as soon as I blow it out. We get close you start hammered okay
Thank you, thank you
Little lower got a little lower little little lower little lower
We have a one few runs I'm gonna take this if you want to take
The fire back on us
Yeah, oh I got four more pure logic
Oh, I shot a clone.
This other team does it.
Extract it.
Careful.
Nice.
I hit him.
Go for the reactor! Go for the reactor! Go for the reactor!
Get in!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Light it up, they're off the ground.
I destroyed the turret!
What is coming out of this ship?
Direct react in! Direct react in!
Reactor in! Reactor in!
Direct react in! Direct react in!
You can't get on, you can't get on.
Careful, careful, stop.
There's one on our ship.
I'm cooking up, what we gonna do is kill each of them one time.
I got you, go go, got you.
Got one, got one, one down.
One down.
Go, weave in.
One down.
Go, weave in.
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Got him.
Shit.
Nice, nice.
Okay, I'm gonna grab the ship and I'm gonna put it in and taking it around.
Stupid pussy.
Gotcha!
Two-tinger!
By the last one!
Get out of me! Take him out!
Are you ready to watch this pussy?
That's just a massive sound, bitch!
This is my house!
Yeah!
I'm going to go back to the
back of the road.
Good work boys. Good work.
The desert over here that failed
to extract as well. I'm seeing
them. That's our backs because
we are at extract. Okay. I see
that on the ground. Yep. Idiot.
Stupid idiot. Oh shit. Coco.
Can you straighten out the
wheel? I left it in spin. I
left it in spin on that.
Just you'll see the red mark.
Boxes I'm dropping boxes up the ladder to have a little bit of all the empty ones
Just come to the ladder grab it come to the ladder grab it
Yeah, oh my goodness. Oh, yeah, okay
Oh, yeah, they're ladder they let it go to their ladder
Oh
oh oh oh oh my god and we're at extract oh boy oh boy oh boy
That's Goob, that's Goob!
That was... that was hot!
That was hot, that was hot!
Yo, what's out there? Go go good!
What's that, what's that?
Yeah, wait, hold on now!
What is that?
We've got another one on the horizon!
Get the heck out of the way!
Get back out of the way!
Get everybody on board!
We should shift back! We should shift back!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh, go go go go go go!
Go start driving, start driving!
Oh, start driving, start driving, start driving!
Go go go go go go go!
Woo woo woo woo woo!
They are East Southeast
I'm putting a better one on there
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Hit the legs, hit the legs!
Hit the legs!
Hit their legs!
Hit their legs, hit their legs!
Get the fuck out of here right now, get it right now!
I'm keeping it, I'm keeping it, I'm keeping it!
Get inside of your, get inside of your gimmick!
I'm boosting us, I'm boosting us!
Get this, buddy!
Oh, jeez.
This out of here, Kevin!
I'm dryin', but our jumper's on the back!
Heads up up!
I tried to destroy the turret!
I destroyed another turret!
We have a shield bubble, what the fuck is that?
Uh, yeah, I can crop it.
We're not doing it, we're not doing it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just saw the right side, I think.
We gotta take all these guys out.
I don't think they're left for me.
Just gonna get some distance and then we re-approach.
Good job, good job, good job, good job, good.
I'm gonna put an 80 millimeter back on the back,
which is...
I'm gonna put this 40 millimeter out the front.
Damn!
I hit the...
I just saw the left leg.
Left leg destroyed.
What the what the work we got another one right front? Oh my god. Oh my god. Go go go go go go go
Oh
They are almost out of ammo.
Actually, I'm off to the other one.
Hit the reactor, hit the reactor.
Let me know if you dropped the normal.
I'm going to go back.
You keep it on the hit one.
Hit the reactor, hit the reactor.
RG, go for the reactor, go for the reactor.
They are up here.
We are spotting the bubble.
Pop the bubble, pop the bubble, pop the bubbles.
Pop in the bubble.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
Go for the reactor.
Hit the reactor, hit the reactor.
I got three shots in the back.
We are completely stopped.
We have no movement.
We lost the story.
The kid I turned.
We are fighting each other.
We're gonna get a strike
Come on the right side is solo
Right, right one is solo in his solo is solo
Let's do it. We have to start another break. We have to start the thing is solo
I
Get on respawn as quickly as possible
Lock it lock it keep the reactor healthy keep the reactor healthy. I'm repairing it now
Shoot that reactor on the left!
Madam, I have it!
You better kill one of these guys, we've got two!
Two direct reactor shots, two direct reactor shots!
Three! Three direct reactor shots!
Which one, the close one?
Close one, close one, close one!
Four! The red reactor shot!
Take that reactor!
I killed this guy!
Take it!
Oh my god!
I gotta react inside. Shield is down, shield is down!
We're gonna back! We're gonna die!
They're shield, they're shield!
They're spinning us, they're spinning us!
We're spinning!
We're gonna run out of ammo! Oh my god! We're screwed! We're screwed!
We're fucked! My baby lambo's gonna be in the legs! Get the legs! Get the legs!
Oh my god!
Oh, turn us!
Turn us!
The wheelhouse is destroyed!
Turn us!
Anyway, anyway, they can't see you!
They can't see you!
Destroy the leg!
They can't move you!
No!
I don't remember. I don't think we did. I don't know. I don't know. We did. We did. We definitely did.
There's C4 somewhere. It's not over yet. It's not over yet.
I know we had C4, I was in one of these boxes that wasn't all I should have kept it on my
person.
I'm just going to move these boxes real quick.
I'm not seeing any C4 yet.
I know there's one here.
I see it, I see it.
I got it.
Let's go
We're going in
Watch out
I got this! I got this! I got this!
I can't fit the C4's on my body in the top ladder, I hit him, he's too low!
I got this! I got this!
One more! One more!
Hold on, one shot at one shot!
One more, come on, get him!
I don't have any heals, oh my god, I don't have any heals!
I got it!
Why isn't it letting me select the beads?
There's another guy, there's another guy shooting this ship!
Get in there, get in there.
How is he not dead?
I swear dude.
Now they've got to be dead, dead, dead.
I want it, I want it, I want it.
I got this, I want it.
Go to hell, go to hell.
Oh, they just destroyed it.
Oh my goodness, oh my god.
I have to go to the other ship now.
That was all for nothing.
I have to go to the other ship now.
You have to keep forward.
What's I do? What's I do?
What a bad channel.
I have mega heals on my body too.
They're the blue thing.
Oh, it won't be swapped.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
It won't be taken.
Oh my god
Oh
That was crazy. They were all
teaming against us and of course we run away right into a third guy we didn't
even get to loot the first guy we killed we could have had so much more ammo oh my
We did nothing. We played perfectly, but the universe decided to let us put us in the middle of Normandy.
That was D-Day! That was D-Day!
That was fucking awesome!
Oh my god! Oh my goodness! Explosions everywhere! I mean, oh my goodness!
That was it! You're right! This is the worst!
Yeah, you like it coconut. I told you I don't what I say is I did I say
Oh, I feel it bro. Mm-hmm. I told you I told you I told you oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, all right. I'm not glad you boys. I have nobody in terms of money. I have
Not
It's gonna be a little better. Why uh, how do I give you some of my money? How do I uh your money in?
Yeah, I'll share some of my money P. I
Forgot we're using those smaller ship. I might be able to oh my god. It's so that she kind of worked out
I mean we did have a bubble there. That was a big deal. Yeah, we survive gimmick like I just had the one bubble
Do that bubble last us forever dude that one we survived orbital orbital strike
By the way, apparently when you're in the bubble, I was looking over in the bungalows, and they were yowin' at me, screamin'.
Apparently when you hit the bubble, the first thing you're supposed to do is turn the engine off and repair your feet.
Oh, that makes sense.
I mean, that was such a shit show, but that does make sense.
I mean, dude, we were surrounded.
Chai boys, we didn't know that. We didn't know that. We didn't know that.
That was loud. Alright, you slick nother chip. I'm gonna take a little, a light little tinkle here.
Oh, Mr. Jimpy Reaper, these boys good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Flagnes, watch him, it's a starlight, but what's good man, good, ah, man!
Thank you, my boy. Please, thank you, my boy.
Uh-huh. My boy's wife crashed his car, and we both want you a lot.
He'd love to hear your thoughts on the matter, Sir Peter.
You want to know if I think...
You want to know my thoughts on crashing a car?
Go ahead and cancel me, guys, but I'm pretty sure that's bad.
Go ahead and cancel me. Go ahead and cancel me.
But that is a net negative. Go ahead and cancel. Go ahead!
Go ahead. I'll say it. Go ahead and cancel me.
Hmm
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm um
On his wife crash his car
I don't know what you're talking about there's no jokes to be made there
I
Don't know
Okay, I have to figure out how to afford this.
I need six out of- Dude, I'm- Oh my God, I'm so screwed.
I am- I'm screwed.
I have to sell all this essential stuff.
I- I- There's no toys.
Guys, we have- Guys, we have to steal a box at the end of this next raid.
I know coconut and gimmick are cool guys and I would never do this in any scenario.
We can't afford it!
We...
How about I have to sell my old stash to my December?
We have to, we have to.
We have to.
Hmm...
Okay, how do I even do this?
I don't even know what to sell.
I want all this stuff.
I've already sold all this stuff I want to sell.
I guess I can sell all the energy rods.
That's kind of stupid.
All the purple ammo.
I guess I'll just sell this red smokeless energy rod even though I kind of wanted to keep that.
Um, I guess I'll just sell the 9mm to eminently use 9mm I guess.
All right, 645.
That's what time it is, right now, literally.
Oh my god!
It's 845 but it's cool at the 45s where it went lined up there well in 645 I just checked
Oh, I actually just happen to get your phone checked out. I'm actually looking at a computer
on direct access to the internet direct access to the internet the world timer straight from
Jeff Bezos Amazon servers mm-hmm yeah I got those same servers pulled up right
now and you know what did you have you're using Windows right Windows.com yeah
oh try fucking yourself actually how will that help well I didn't ever say
anything about helping but listen let me say I've tried that thousands of
times. How did it work? Well, it's never given me any clarification on what time it is. I'll tell you that.
Well, it's time to fuck yourself. There you go. Right now. Right now. Right now. It does so happen.
I'll be right back. Go ahead. Go ahead. After you. I'll be back in 30 seconds.
I had enough to buy one more little peanut. Guys, I'm telling you I am dipping into stuff
I do not want to sell I'm I have no ammo for any cannon
I'm selling a stop. I should be so good. No, I think it can so all we have to do is win
So so true so true. Well, listen guys. I'm not going to I think I have to take a box at the end of this
I think I have to
Is that show to do you? Yeah, you've been you know
What is that money on the taking a bus? What is that? What greedy people do?
So what happens is you know how you load all the boxes of the ship?
Yeah, and then it transcends and you extract and then it's split evenly before everyone
But what you could do to be a scumbag is fill up one box with a ton of good stuff and then bring it out on your person
He's gonna kill all of us. Can I kill you to kill us?
Not exactly that but but something like that I kind of have to I have no money for anything
Okay, okay
Well, let's worry about extract. Yeah, let's worry about it later
There's nothing we could have done right there we got
Silly gooses for teaming up on us. I cannot believe that what silly goose is that what silly
There's like three ships on us. Oh my goodness. Honestly at the eight actually
We got some of them killed because we pushed them right into the fourth guy
that was actually kind of a win spiritually speaking yeah good yeah guys we
did good coconut was hammering on see I think the reason we lost that was
because of me because I hit a reactor like five times and after the fifth
reactor shot I realized coconut was shooting the other damn thing the entire
time if I had hit those five on the one coconut would shoot we I think one of
from what it died.
Let's get it done.
Let's go on.
Let's get it done.
I'm gonna bring one 80 millimeter cannon.
COVID-19, you bring one 80 millimeter cannon
and then give it to anyone muster 80 millimeter ammo.
Anyone muster.
Oh, I can buy it.
I can buy it.
Hold on, let me go back.
I'd say it minimally by 60.
Eight by 21 feet?
No, no, no.
That's just small ammo.
80 millimeters of cannon.
I got 40 millimeters.
I just bought.
I'm buying a hundred fifty right now.
Oh, you gotta bring a hundred twenty.
Do I bring the beans?
You bring the beans?
Always bring the beans.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's like a bean party.
Bring a little clip in here.
Guys, have we figured out which POI is the best, like statistically?
Does anyone know which POI is the best in the game?
I doubt it's those forts.
I doubt it.
You know, I mean you can already kind of cancel out the fords for I mean they're good. They'll be robbed
But not they're not the best by any means. Hmm. Yeah
The dreadlock I think I feel like the bigger it is the better it is and or if we find those black
Ships in the desert. They're so small, but they have upgraded cannons on them
What's the dreadnought?
Wait hold on I'm not x-raying things in my mind. Is this about to be the coolest thing I've ever heard ever
Wait, wait, what's AI boss final circle?
Oh, my god.
Is that the juice?
I've never heard of that.
Boys, apparently there's a massive,
I would assume with the name Dreadnought,
ship, but instead of being a person, it's an AI.
In the last circle, and if you kill it,
it has the best group of the game.
We do that palm
We do that palm. I mean how do we do it?
Well you don't kill it you just loot it.
It just spawns. I don't understand.
If you just wait till the end you just get the best loot of the game by default.
That doesn't make any sense. We hold up sand. Raiders
of Sophie. Dreadnought. What are these guys
What are you guys talking about? What are these guys going on about?
You need a black key.
Wait, what's a black key?
Didn't we have a key, but we lost it?
Well, I don't know. We had black keys.
I think the black key, you have to like do a series of things in a row.
You have to get the white key, then you get the blue key, then you get the red key,
then you get the black key, and you get a bunch of different POIs.
Okay.
Black key sounds final, though. Like, that sounds like...
I feel like in order to get the black key if this is like Russ you got to get another key to unlock the black key
Yeah, good thinking coconut. Yeah, I feel like we need my special little man
You know that big serious device this little guy
Working your right guys isn't coconut brave
Coconut you are so brave and so starting
So great. Thank you. Wow. Wow. I'm being worthy. You don't need a key. All right guys
Guys, I, hold on, guys, I am not seeing anything
on the internet about a dreadnought.
You don't know, wait, wait, a YouTube video
posted nine hours ago, oh!
Wait, no, yeah, you do need a black key.
Holy shit, guys, look at this YouTube video, holy crap.
Let me see this, hang it up.
Look at this right here, oh my God,
this is how the video starts.
He opens up a black door with a black key.
Look at this, look at these red boxes, holy shit.
brother oh my god like five ships dude how do you get the black key no that's
the fucking holy grail I know I know that's it I keep playing the video let's
wait hold on I'm pulling you up real quick you give it just look at this
There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 red boxes alone.
Two of the, of the square shields, I see three saves.
Wait, what?
Also, look at these graphics.
Well, this is some rust shit turned on the graphics.
Yeah, turned on the graphics.
Oh, wait, oh, he teaches you how to do it.
The green key.
You go.
Alright, guys, now that-
Once you reach there-
I don't want to watch this.
I don't really want to-
We're safe.
Let's watch.
Let's do four at eight.
4x, 4x, 4x, 4x, okay?
I have 4x, okay?
How do you find green keys by looking for it?
Really?
How do you jump that thing?
Oh, you gotta have range, you gotta have green key.
Alright, guys, now the first place you wanna go is with Kaiser Plants.
Oh, you wanna go to Kaiser Plants the first time?
It's always Kaiser Plants, it's consistent.
Take your first left and you'll see the green door.
Use a green key.
You get the green key, then it's right how you get the green key.
Oh wait, I just skipped it.
You can find green keys by the way.
Very, very valuable space.
That's also a great one too.
Welcome valuable boxes.
Now let's get the green key.
It's all good!
Oh, the green key is random.
The green key is random.
You just have to find a green key.
And then the blue key is in there, and then you go to the blue door, which
is...
Oh, that's a Mere sausage.
So Kaiser Mere sausage.
and go to second
there where do you go
the developer of this game came up with the idea of this game in a rush server
and the red doors right here
son of a bitch
ouch right
where's your spot again
oh oh then we go to seagun
oh this is the key that we need it yeah
that's the one that we were looking for that whole time
now you go to 40
guys remember the sequence
okay hold on
Okay, where's that again? Where's this one? This one's in...
All right guys, now we've got Fort Eastra.
Fort Eastra?
Okay, then we go there.
That gives us the white key, and then the last thing before we do the black key, let's
see.
Kaiser first, right?
Yeah.
That's because Kaiser first.
But if you don't have as much time as you can possibly have the loot, you're not
going to get everything going off.
That's it, that's the whole thing.
But he says you have to kill everyone in the lobby though if you want to do
this.
Because apparently you need max loot time.
No, we can do that.
We can do that.
Okay, well.
I mean if we want to be pushes about it we can hide wait till everybody kills each other just kill the last guy
That's true. They extract and we'd be made boom. They made boom. They made boom. They made boom. We could take a plan
I'm so down for
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's do this. Let's let's get the black card
Let's get the black card
Baby, oh, new tech on a lot, dude.
We are on the cutting edge.
New tech, that's your technology.
Alien technology, people will see our technology
and think we are from another time.
We came in on a time machine.
Oh my God.
We're gonna be rich on this thing.
I tried!
Oh, people are saying we might have to do this strategy in the voyage game mode.
So, just, yeah.
We might have to do this one in voyage.
But, you know what? Making the best of it.
I
Give it you talk to you my entire intro also. I just remembered I'm a streamer
Would you play the dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun? No wizard ones my favorite
I looked up that song yeah, listen to it on YouTube and I don't know
If you whoever made that intro for you like up to the base, but it just sounds better on your
Not the song though. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you
I don't think I did no
That was my first inch. Oh no second intro sounds a lot of time
John was called witch house with house with witch house
We guys to quick notes to quick notes number one
I forgot I'm a streamer, so I have to tell you which content creator just made that video
We just watch or I'm gonna look like a douchebag. Oh my god. Okay. Oh, that was me
M E E P on YouTube
Me
Secondly
My buggy ladies have just told me that you can actually loot the entire dreadnought and just knock that secret room
Without the key what if we get as far as we can and if we don't get the black key
We just go for the dreadnought anyway
Meep is a liar
Meep dude spread it spread far and wide bro
What a fucking me spread it far and wide
All right turn this sucker all right there we go all right, so we're going to Kaiser first
Although I heard that we might not want to do it in this game mode, but now we'll be fine
No, it will be fine. There is no Kaiser.
There it is.
We know that there is, there is, there is, South East, South East.
Kaiser Blanks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Should we hit Struder real quick to get some stuff?
I think we should. We should.
We should hit Struder real quick.
I do think we're gonna have to do this one in the infinite game mode.
No, I don't think so.
She could take it by the circle. We won't be able to do it in the game mode.
The Dreadnought won't spawn in the infinite game mode because there is no circle.
You got that for a second. You got that for a moment. It's only a 10% chance?
As in like it's a 10% chance in that game mode or it's a 10% chance in this game mode.
Huh? Huh? What? Well what? What?
Wait guys I'm getting worth it's a 14%
Such a scum fuck
Yeah
Well let's do that
For now we lock it on strudel to the cannon
That's the funny eye
I'm on it can't you not on it
Reload the weapon
Hey guys there's someone on the left there's someone on the left there's someone on the left
Oh my god someone on the left
Oh god, I'm firing!
Fuck that.
I'm getting swallowed up! I'm back!
I'm huge! I hate you!
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, what are we gonna do?
Back it up, I'm backing up! Just keep walking out of it, I'm backing up!
Oh nothing!
We're pushing! We're pushing!
Punch! Punch!
We got our legs, we're going a little slow, boys. We're going a little slow.
The right AI is perfect!
If I can get that AI to our left...
Got it! Got it! Got it!
Okay, we're getting there stranded. We're pushing right into it.
Got it! Got it! Got it!
We're pushing right into it.
Shoot the engine! Coconut, shoot the engine!
Got it! Got it! Got it!
We're going to destroy it! I got him!
We've got him! We've got him!
We're going to take the AI out!
We're taking the AI out!
I
I forgot to reload my gun!
He's on our ship!
Yeah, he's on our ship, pal!
Mr. Silly!
Come on down!
Mr. Silly, don't make this honor that it has to be!
Come on down!
Don't let me!
Wait, is the captain's crew open?
Oh my god, this guy was fast!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god, that's not my gun
Oh
These guys are stacked these guys are stacked to be
Is that just a click of this is like
I
Did repair it
Do we need to get another full act guys?
How's he up?
He did somebody drop one of our cannons off of our thing
Apparently the guy that got our kids took our cannons. I killed it. Yeah, I see a cannon down here
He dropped that cannon up our thing
That's so what the hell is silly goose
What the hell?
Hey, how did you say, hey, hey, how's the driving been?
Or absolutely fantastic.
It's been good, Gimmick.
Gimmick, Gimmick, let's divide and conquer,
because there's a lot of people on the map.
Can you repair the ship and grab the robot loop?
Be a coconut, we'll head to these guys.
Yes, I got robots.
The ship is repaired, I just need a repair kit.
Oh, they have that upgraded engine.
This is a Tier 3 engine right here.
Oh, my goodness.
What's our engine?
Tier 2, Tier 2.
Oh!
We got a red. We got a red.
The red rock boys. Oh my God, guys, level three blue shotgun turn.
Holy crap. How good is that? How good is that?
That's the maximum level.
I'm going to put everything else over.
You see that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Put that on. What about that? What about that for sure?
What? What thing? What thing? What the hell for what?
That gun I just dropped. You put it on one of the slots.
There. Got it. Got it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, the antithons!
Ha ha ha, this fits!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god!
What?
I have the great silence.
Experiment the rifle with one shot.
Anti-reactor rifle.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
I've only heard legends.
Dude, I thought it was a wild stealer.
I thought it was a wild stealer.
Legends are true.
Make sure to grab their cannons too.
We still have two empty cannons slots.
Grab their cannons.
I think one ran off.
No, no, I killed the other one.
How many did you kill, Coconut?
I killed two.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Dude, I saw the other one.
Never mind.
I, dude, I saw this guy come ladder, pulled out my rifle.
I forgot to read those.
Ah, perfect.
Perfect.
Yeah.
He needs some techniques.
I know you are aware of them.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, I just wanted to give him a chance.
Of course.
I'd like to give him a chance.
Of course.
You know, toy with them a little.
Let them leave me.
They had a shot.
Oh my goodness, coconut soup kitchen wouldn't understand.
He isn't familiar with the fun of things.
He's a punchy man.
He's a simple thing.
He's a simple fellow.
He has his uses.
Of course he has his uses.
Cannon fodder.
Oh, gimmick money is a word.
Dragon name.
Oh, yeah.
We grow richer, every fight.
By the day, by the day.
Have we even lost it? Have we ever lost it?
Oh my god, they're the green 80 mills in a can in no way!
Oh lord.
Let's go!
Coconut soup kitchen probably doesn't even know what I'm talking about.
Green.
Color blind.
Not to the head, buddy. I got your can in.
Color blind.
I got a new cannon up here. I'm feeling good now remember the shotgun cannon is mostly
Shooting people and it's very short range
If we ram somebody I'm telling you coconut if we ram someone and you shoot that shotgun
Directly at the people on board. We basically win because they're all gonna die
Okay, there's a peanut. Peanut, check it out.
Should I have this at the front, or should I put this in the back?
Uh, well, the front is probably going to be our 80mm long range,
and the back is probably going to be our shorter range.
So you definitely put it on the back.
Okay, got it.
South, southwest.
Got a red flare.
Aren't you boss? Got ya.
Are we looted up? Are we looted?
I think we're good to go. Do we got everything?
Is everybody on board?
Apparently there's a repair kit on this ship.
did anybody grab that you kind of need that which we're using to pick it it's
funny because coconut is legitimately stupid
I don't know who said that we didn't say it's not up. I was reading chat over here. I'm free to chat over here
I'm free to chat so I'm gonna kill the message or nothing
I'll kill the message or nothing
Mama says stupid as stupid does
Where's the top? Oh, yeah got it got it
All right, do we do we chase do we loot this POI? Well, uh, yeah, well, I see we do a quick scan for enemies
It's all it's all good. Matt. I'm still here. Ways to say the enemy south south west. It's pretty far though pretty far
Okay, let's let's let's let's repair a little bit. Let's repair a little bit
See everything max out
Yeah, feet were good feet were good
Oh, can you turn off the um nothing to repair this it's pretty broken to me. I swear this freaking
I think some of this stuff is glitched right now. Yeah, this is definitely glitched. I got one. I got a pressure five over here
Uh
Listen
Is it a legs? Is it a legs?
I hate this good store. Oh my God. Our legs are good.
Got a pressure pump in the front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we have some glitzes, but let's just double check.
Well, here's something, here's something, got a little something right here.
What'd you got?
Plate.
You've got the captain's quarters.
Captain's quarters is fine, and this door's just glitched, yeah unfortunately.
I think it's a glitch.
Yeah, the door glitches is pretty common.
I also hear a whistle on this side though on the non-glint side, which is a weird five. Yeah, I do too. I don't understand it
We're fine
Okay, I see I see a crawler
Southwest
It's kind of far do we push it?
What over yonder? No, no, no southwest southwest. It is one Northwest right there
There's two right there. There's another one Southwest. You see that one? Oh, yeah, I see that one
Yeah, I can't see I should be okay. The one Northwest fuck this guy Northwest. All right. Let's do it
Mm-hmm turning the engine on
Oh, I see the snow
Mr. He's he makes the same as one
I see him almost off to the middle of the rock right?
Everyone's good man, good, ah, man
Thank you, boy. Thank you, boy
Hmm, love you P. I didn't watch your stuff since the first hot ladies that keep up the big heads with my man
My back my back
Keys have a description tells you where to go next red dot spawn is not guaranteed
But it's always in final circle black cards in the corner of the game a primo loot
But are only uncovered in final circle. Oh
You still see him. I don't see him parts in the course of cities indicate where a looper only a lot of rocks
Guys, I'm getting word that that that listen to this quote. Listen to this quote
Black taunts in the corner of cities indicate premium loot but are only
uncovered in the final circle. So if we're in the final circle, we're in a city, we
have to be looking for black taunts.
The more to the left, the more to the left, the less.
Left, left, okay, that'll run.
I don't see it, I don't see it.
He's hiding, he thinks he's slick.
Yeah, you think he's slick, he thinks he's slick, let's, let's fuck his up.
Double boosted, double boosted.
I have special red ammo in a green 80 millimeter cannon. This guy's gonna die.
this guy's gonna die.
more hard left.
hard left, hard left.
this guy's dead. this guy's already dead.
these rocks are gonna be tricky.
yeah, it's gonna be tricky.
you see those rocks right in front of us, gimmick?
he's on the other side of us.
ok.
That guy to the southwest is getting close so this might be a problem. You have to kill this guy fast
It's fine fine. It's fine. I don't keep watch out. Do we want to attack?
Do we want to revert to get us?
He just turned his engine off. Yeah, that's a little we can go right and then go right and then go left
So the guy from the south comes this guy in the middle get sandwich
Right now. We're the sand with where the baloney. Yeah, boy. We're
right in front of us. I don't
know. I have a check. I have a
check. I have a check. Right
front. Like, you can see the edge
if you zoom in. Uh player, right?
Uh I do not see anyone.
Oh right there. Yeah, that's a
player that I see that we have
to right now. That's that's that's
that's the ship right there.
He's on that mountain. He's
on that mountain. He's on that
go around at the right side, yeah, and then go up it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Go right side, go right side, it's not me.
Right side, right side.
Right side, yeah, we gotta find a way up.
We gotta find a way.
Eh!
Oh my gosh, son of a bitch, it is a player.
Did they see this?
Did they find this?
Did you just have the ammo in it?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I see the way up, I see the way up.
I know, I see a little bit more ammo on this one.
I'm ready, I'm ready on the cannon.
It's right there, oh my God, he's just right there.
I
Put you in boy. We're good. We're good
I saw what's right here
ship they can't get on our ship there's that one guy there they are right there
oh right there my guys is someone directly to our southeast it might come
over here we give them those are players right yeah yeah yeah they can't
respond once we kill him. I got one dead. I'm going in. Give it one behind you. Behind you.
Oh, is that me? Oh, oh, oh. Hang on, Peter, I'm coming.
Still one on the rocks, too. Do you want some of this, Pushy? You want some of this?
Do you want some of this, bitch? Yeah!
I think there's still one on those rocks up there
Push it up there should be one one more one more one more
Boys touch touch touch back scoop back scoop
Talking come to shut up to shut up and die
Well, I wasn't maximum, but it was pretty good dude. I got a red item. That's pretty nice
Okay, I think they got green cannons
It's like a green cannon. I don't know
But they still got ammo on it still got ammo on it
I
Got multiple 40 millimeter. Oh, they got so much ammo. Oh my god
We got so much ammo. They're all boxes are looted except for the black box and a replicating
We got so much ammo. You got the yellow. We got the black box for a pancake. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, we have two more cans right here. Oh
That's you gotta get a move on. I get the other guy. We gotta get a move on. Yeah. Yep. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god
good this good this good this crazy
over the black box repair guys okay we did we didn't take a single shot
They were
I'm pretty backwards. I'm gonna get everybody in you turn it on turning it on turning it on
I can't see anything to smoke
I'm only going to the cannons up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're the cannons are full. I mean we have so much fucking ammo
It's crazy
You see what's in the enemy? Does anyone see the enemy?
No, no enemy. I don't know. Right in front of us right in front of us.
Okay, you drive and beat it. You drive me down. I'm just gonna get out of here. Okay
wait we're good we're good how about the wheel go go go go I'm on it oh yeah oh
yeah boys oh yeah I got you I got you boss I have to make maximum overdrive
That old she-man!
Go, go, go!
Niiiigggg!
She's coming, she's coming right around the corner, please.
She's coming around the boundary, she comes!
She'll be coming around the boundary, she'll be coming around the boundary, she comes!
Let her have it, let her know!
Mama!
Mama can you see me?
You're destroyed!
Go for the reactor! Go for the reactor!
Go for the reactor!
My head is like...
I hit the glare! I hit the glare!
Come on, get destroyed!
Here we go! Here we go!
Destroy my turret! Destroy my turret!
Go, go, go, go, go!
I put in red! I put in red!
We are now on the Boba Drive!
Take the leg!
I'm going to the middle of this.
They destroyed, they destroyed.
Slow us down, slow us down.
Oh, God, slow us down.
Oh, God.
I was a Mary.
You can't believe it.
You're the reactor.
How did that mean to you?
You're the reactor.
Reactor! Reactor! Reactor!
Got it! We got him! We got him!
Jump!
We take six roundings. We take six roundings. Six roundings.
We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm going up.
Jump, John!
No way!
Oh my god. No, I hate killing those headshots.
See? Hello, sir.
Yeah.
Oh my god boys boys we got crystals they got crystals they got loose they got
repair kids oh
grab it all go down quick quick quick there's another guy
we got a track with this shit we have to we have to
We gotta go in the truck.
Guys I'm getting word that there might be someone else on the way do it really fast really fast
Actually, you you honestly might want to repair
I
My god
Almost almost almost done
you get the black box because of like I had the black box the other black boxes
So a little bit more little bit with a little bit with a little bit with a little bit was it was almost almost done
That the crystal rock crack-rock crack-rock
I go quiet
They were good. I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good
Somewhere
Oh here kid. I'm looking I'm looking. I'm looking
One more check one more check
I'm gonna have a chance to take it
Why do I hear boss music
We're good. We're good. Everything's everything's gonna go back to the ship. Let's go. Let's go
All right, you would be make sure everything's prepared yeah, and then after this we fill up we even out the air
What are the turns? Oh
We all these hands
Holy shit, those guys got smoked.
Absolutely eliminated and inseminated.
Amazing driving, Gemma.
Amazing driving.
Oh my god, badge driver. I've never seen badge driver.
Oh, thank you.
The engine is for me. Get it.
I
All three on this side
Engine is 100% Japan
I think we're all right just a glitch as it is
First floor is 100%
We say, right now.
OK, we're going to have to turn, because we are about to...
The circuit's going to be an issue.
That's it?
Do we want to do a quick loot at this POI right in front of us?
Yes, yes, yes.
Here's the watchbook.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let me check the emos, let me check the emos.
Yeah, I'm going to grab a box and fill up a box with all the emos, OK?
3-1 quick second. Also there's a blue armor there. You should take a look over there.
Look at the blue armor. Okay, uh, bottom right box, bottom right box.
Oh my god, we have so much ammo. Oh my goodness.
Oh, good heavens. Oh, good heavens.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I
Know what are up
Chichi shots in the front right
I suppose I'm thinking now that we have all the stuff we should put a 40 millimeter from a kid on the front we think
For the mail dude. I think the for the back of the back next with an 80 millimeter
Hell of a combination. Oh, let's put it on the back. Let's run on the back
Um, look at what you have that shotgun right here. Okay, how much ever does it have? Oh my god, you even have blue ammo in there
You're so you're slugs. Yeah, that's why I said I put this on the front of white. Oh
With slugs maybe I don't know. Yeah, let's try. I've never used this one before guys. How far does the slug go?
It's a slug. I mean they go far, right?
Slugs are good
Don't fix what ain't broken, Coco. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Get out of here!
We should say we need a little bit more light taste for looting, and then we just get down.
A little bit of light taste for looting.
I
What's the great silence blood gun? What is this? That's that's the silencer. It's the anti-reactor gun
Honestly, I think we should sell it instead of using it. I mean, yeah
We all know why is this book up there to sign?
So I'm gonna I'm gonna check it. I'm gonna check it
To the person we killed doesn't look like react to smoke
Actually, can we did kill him at a POI I think it is the first I have to be honest, but let's check just in case
I'll see give it I think you should we've seen so much stuff. I think you see on the ship or something
Yeah, I'll stand ship. I'll stand ship. I got it. I got dude. I I don't know. I'm thriving as a helmsman
I'm feeling a little calling to this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the guy we kill
Yeah, I'm gonna please stop the emotes on screen. I can't see we do I have the thing
emotes on the
They like if I default
How long have I have that activated?
Yeah, they just did that. They just did that
They just did that. I thought the same thing. I don't I don't even know if you can to save it
I did no one tell me that
Yeah, I'll look into that
I have no idea because I'm looking at it. Yeah, so I wouldn't see that it does
Yeah, you can't see it on OBS and it doesn't show up in the VOD
I believe that activated for much and I had no idea
Now that I mentioned it they might do it
I hate to see it all, turn this just a little.
Oh, yeah.
I'll be getting, I'll be getting.
Okay, I'm getting what is, that is indeed what is happening right now.
Yeah.
anyone just anyone know how to save with that anyone know how to
You just save with that bad way I
Do not know how I do not know how I let me Google it let me take a quick Google quick Google
Quick Google
Maybe I'm doing with it that you might be able to say what on the client side
Like yourself for your own personal viewing experience.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, everyone. Sorry.
I'll Google it here in a second. One moment.
Mm-hmm.
So we gotta be quick about this one though because the circle is coming in
Yeah, I mean we're good, but we're not like it's a little dog at your hair down and
Yeah, let's your head down. Yeah, we're not gonna let your head. Oh, I just got a blue shotgun. We're cooking
We are cooking we are cooking boys
I see another crashed ship down there.
Is that the one we just killed?
Wait.
Oh, that's who we just killed.
Okay.
That was us.
Oops.
That was us.
Oopsie.
We just wear the corals like a rabbit. I don't know. There's some coral out here on the sand though
I saw a single piece right here. You put this red barrel on it. Well, let me try put this red barrel on it
That is not the case that is not the case
Setting side of their cell right here by a step for me or for everyone else just get that last before we jet is settings
settings look at all clear I can't hear it. Is that what we need to do? Is that for them to do?
Oh client side. Oh guys if you don't want to see all the emojis on screen go
go to your chat box go to settings chat appearance and turn off
celebrations
I'm gonna listen there's no way we're gonna get attacked from this side because the circles coming in I'm gonna just do I'm just gonna stay close though
well now we're going to get attacked
I think of a box of boxes on the map
uh oh shit okay we'll be fine we'll be fine we'll be fine
it's worth it it's worth it it's worth it
honestly slated um I mean it's not that way
it's probably like four three or four
because I'm not gonna lie to you I think we should take this win
I dude I I'm with you well you can't I mean we would be rich what you say cocoa
you came here just to win I thought we're gonna fuck everybody we've been
doing it for days sometimes we got it to get some loot at some point I see I
I'm changing my vote, I'm going to come down now.
I stand with coconut.
Stop Asian hate!
That's right.
Stop Asian self-hate.
That's right.
I stand with coconut.
I'm an ally.
Thank you.
for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
I'm gonna say two and a half minutes
You have two and a half minutes
Grab it all, grab it all
Guys we got that fish box as well
We got that fish box, oh my god there's so much
Oh my god, you're so right
We got it, we got it, we got it
We'll come back for another run
We'll come back, we'll come back
do it there
shooting yes me I'm shooting zombies
oh my oh my god these zombies are my diet
make no audio I'm good I'm good holy
cannoli can you with the rest of that room
yeah I'll be the ship over I'll be the ship over
okay okay
I
Got there's a red door here, too. I might be able to I can't see anything
Guys this moving
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good
All right, keep losing boys keep losing get everything don't leave a single boy so not a single little bit
Not even a single little bit or marble exactly
Took the wedge right out of my mouth. Oh
Oh my god grab that can of fish
Oh my god
The hell is a green box that give me that give me that
Are there's still a lot more loot over here
At a red door and it fucking had a bunch of stuff one pound ease
Yep, yep, yep
one pound fish. One pound
fish. Yeah, one pound fish.
One pound. One minute. One
minute. You look at me. It's
all over. I saw you got the
fish box. You got it. Fish
box. No, I didn't grab that
shit. No. Do you grab it
right now? I'm so moved up.
Where is it? It's it's in
This box it's a silver box. He's picking up bottom big body boobs cadet
Where you at? I'm in the room with the bed door. Are you sure? Yeah? Yeah, I see it's right there on the shelf in the middle
Right there. There you go. Follow me boss. Oh, I got it
I
Missed a coral a crown you a little bit of crowd I've been collecting it. I got
What does Coral do in this game? You need random items to go through the tech tree
I just so happen to need Coral right now
Like can you make like medicine shit in this game for us?
No, you could like you could you can take to yourself to get better weapons get better modules for your ship better
engines, better security, better armor, stuff like that.
Why don't you take to yourself some fucking bitches, because you don't get none.
Oh my god.
Why don't you take to yourself a father, you stupid bitch.
Come on out.
Hot.
You want some of this?
Okay.
I didn't loot the lighthouse.
I did loot the lighthouse.
We might just want to go.
I didn't loot the lighthouse.
Oh, you boy.
You might just want to go.
The lighthouse just looks like it's got some good loot on it though.
We could take a beep at the lighthouse.
We could take just a little beep at this little beep.
Little beep never hurt anyone.
A little beep never hurt anyone.
Oh, I see you in the beep.
We got to go fast.
There's a little beep.
Never hurt anyone.
Never hurt anyone, guys.
Oh, hello.
How did we just leave?
There's a little bit of whoop whoop.
Oh, we need a green box over here.
There's some lootables.
You got that?
I got that.
Oh, it's a red door.
Oh, we need a ball.
We need a thing.
Red barrel.
I don't.
There's no red barrel.
I'm going to use C4 on it.
Yeah?
Just do it now.
Do it now.
I got it.
Has it taken?
It's blowing.
Everybody grab a green box.
I have one rabbit green box in the mood mood mood
Oh fuck oh fuck
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh wait there's 98, 98
I need you to take that, I need you to take that
Take off the Chardonnay, that's a wine
Yeah yeah it's a wine
Delicious, it's delicious
It's delicious, it's delicious
Drop your teen box, drop, we really?
Oh it's just a red food box
I'm coming up, I'm coming up, where'd you guys go?
The Chardonnays are the first floor, Chardonnays are the first floor
Oh my god
I got it. Chardonnay. Chardonnay. Look for the Chardonnay.
Oh my god. This was worth it.
Oh, it worked! It worked! It worked! It worked! It worked!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
We got to go! We got to go now!
Oh, we got to go boys!
I got to box a line!
Delicious, delicious!
Now we can bring the crime!
Oh my god.
My god
Get on the ship now get on the ship now
Oh, I did I just cancel yours
Too many cops in the kitchen
oh guys guys we I got some bad news I had some bad news is another ship with
another green box puppy guarding the news circle
we're gonna have to kill that guy we're gonna have to kill him we have to kill
him we have to kill him there's no choice
look at it look at it listen to me listen to me we kill these guys and we
extract okay absolutely absolutely kill these guys and leave one step one step
two all we gotta do is just shoot at it beat their eggs off beat their dicks
that's right I would say usually we can speak around of what we have a green
box as well so we're marked we're marked on hazeman too
where is this? Where's the son of a bitch? You should be directly to our east directly
east. Yeah, you see that green smoke? You see it? You see the green smoke in the air?
Yeah, I see it. That's him. That's him. That's him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's
go. Give me, give me a, I see it. I see it. I see it. Yeah, board to the left.
I see you next year.
God!
Oh, let's fucking get him.
I got plenty of boosts. I'm gonna boost us all the way there.
I'm gonna find some med kits.
Oh, let's suck him off.
Oh, let's get him.
I'm gonna suck him. I'm gonna suck him.
move my cop with a spell here here take take take these take these right here
right here on the floor on the floor move them thank you thank you thank you
you
who's day
hey how come he's firing you're doing the green forest shit what's up with
that that's the effect friendly they're trying to say they're friendly we're
gonna fuck them hold down hold down town grab your flare gun hold down our
changes to red guys I will say circles right behind us these guys are right on
the edge the edging yeah I'm gonna go I'm gonna go a little to their right to
get into the circle and then we pushed them out of the circle you know what I
mean
I'm gonna I'm not gonna be a straight
Good good work
That's really strike shit shit shit shit shit shit. We're gonna get AI on us. Oh
Oh
Last past it blasting past it. I'm gonna put a few running put if you're ready
Oh
God
Right, right, right.
Oh, yeah, that's the one down there.
Yeah, this guy!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, fuck.
Are we getting this or not?
Get me!
I don't know. We're good. We're good.
Who's to guess?
That's not one of us.
They're scared of us.
They're great. They're going into another one.
There's two of them up in front of us.
That's another one! That's another one!
I
We're good now. We're good now
The extract ahead of us there's another person extracting what's the plan you kill everyone we're pushing right into it
All right, let's fuck them. Let's fight each other. They're fighting each other. Let's fuck them all
They're fighting each other now
You know you're in the car. I'm a parent of a bear the country's footage
We got time. We got time. We got like a solid finish before we reach the next. And they're
fighting each other. We're going to come in and one of them is going to be damaged already.
I saw at least one shot go off. The green smoke they made.
What is the crystal? The crystal does damage?
Just holding up there. One on the left. One on the left. One on the right is going
to be gone before we get to him. Because they're interacting.
We let them know. We let them know. We let the right guy leave. We kill the left guy, yeah?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
We can explode it with a gun shot.
Oh, wait. That's apparently the crystals explode when they get shot.
I'm gonna put one in this room over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good idea. I actually heard that too.
We just gotta remember to put it on itself before we leave.
Ah!
He's pushing, pushing, pushing.
RUN A BOMBET!
THE RUN KICK!
I'm gonna head to the airport.
No, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
Man!
Alright, I'm out of boots.
We've got a voice.
Do you have the crystal?
I got it, I got a head.
No, I don't.
I think we have another crystal.
Oh
I
Killed him
I just can't figure out the last piece I need to repair
We got a ride! We got a ride!
That's a guy! That's a guy! We're loading! We're loading!
I got a ride!
Oh no way!
Do it work! Go, go, good work!
Shoot!
Kill!
None of them happened!
Oh my god!
I'm dead! I'm dead, guys! I am dead!
Guy on the desert!
Guys, I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Do not let them keep the captain's quarters!
They're still intact!
Is it still intact?
Oh, they got it! Oh, they got it!
Oh, my god!
Yeah, yeah, they're coming. I need your help.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm scaring them off. I'm scaring them off. I'm scaring them off. They're afraid to come up.
I'm camping the ladder. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't know what I just got hit with.
the grenade some just blew up
let's go
did you get what that means there's only one left only one left boys
I don't think so no, no, no, no
I'm getting shot at I'm getting shot at
That's giving that's giving my bad. Ah
Wait, I'm turning our engine off. I killed two peanut. I killed two
Then turn our engine off and I'm gonna repair our front door our cab that quarters. It's all dead. It's all dead
Okay, good. Okay. We're good. Okay, good. All right. Okay, wait
Go ahead and breathe the ship over here so we can move fast yeah. Yeah, yeah, let me let me repair the front door first
I'm gonna repair the front door guys where the storm we're gonna die
We call the exact call the exact call the exact
Call the tower call the thing I'll call the tower on call the tower. There's so much little there. I'm not even
We call the tower call the tower. I'm calling it. I'm getting it. Oh shit
I'm just gonna move into the circle call the tower call the tower call the tower
I'll call it. I'll call it radio again
We were invincible if we're on the tower, right? Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Go go to the ship and grab all the stuff quickly. I'm gonna watch the kids. I'm gonna watch the kids
Bring it over I'm bringing it over we have a minute 20
I don't know if we should bring it over, I think we should say the X-ray so yeah. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Are we invincible if we
Don't forget the crystals. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Okay, they have so much they have so much they have so much grab it all grab it all
Quick
54 seconds
Just grab what you can.
Here we come guys, come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I'm putting the crystals on the shelf.
One more one, that's enough for one more one.
Oh I'm doing what I just got! Holy shit, holy shit, it's red!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
One more one, one more one, one more one, one more one!
We got this, we got this!
We're gonna keep one in your hand, you can keep one in your hand.
Then sure, we also, we got those two crystals that I laid down and put them on the shelf.
I put them on the shelf.
They're on the shelf.
We got a box with radio beacon box.
Am I doing one box or am I hitting crystal?
Just go get as many on the ship as you can.
Oh my god.
Just keep whatever boxes you hand.
I'm stuck.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god.
Grab the radio beacon box.
I'm just going to grab the radio beacon box.
I'm going to go ahead and just convince everything.
It's calibrating.
I maybe give me one more on that ago. We got to go. There's another box down here
We're calmer calibrating one more box out there guys put one more box out there come on
Come on boys. I'm keeping the seat in the radio be
Oh it's lifting it no it's lifting it!
It gives me out the ladder no no no!
Yes! Yes!
Holy shit boys.
I can't even not have a box.
I don't have a box. I have a box. I'm going over here.
Come to the ship wreck.
Go go go go go.
Where is it? Where is it?
Right here.
Guys guys guys guys.
I'm going back for more 20 seconds
oh my god don't go go go go wait it's
but I can't that's not good I'm up I'm
up I can't go I can't get out there
either oh I got a box key little peeky
wait how do I get
I got it! I got it!
No! No! No!
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Mads!
Oh my god!
We're rich!
Yeah, too easy, too easy.
Holy crap.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God.
Literally one second to spare.
Literally one second.
Oh my God.
Holy crap.
Oh, wait, you're not leaving the box?
I I guess I
But you see how we have a lot of loot on our names that's your purse to what you leave with so we grab the box
We have extra you mean I see yeah
No, my box like when I jumped on the rope it threw my box on the ground. Oh god. She got you got you guys
Oh, that's a shape fuck. Well, fuck it. Fuck it. I can't believe that. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
I would call ready. I want to see what you got. I was you what you got. Oh my god
Awesome. That was awesome. That was awesome. Oh my God, 1000 10.3
We went back over that's still a lot that's that's a lot. No, I pay. Oh
My that's fucking nice. Wait. I got reds. I got reds. Oh the fucker. I got I got one red
How many ways you get I got a couple reds. I got one red rod. Give me got one with Coco got three reds
Oh my god, what does that mean guys that will read to the best the best you can sell some stuff
Oh my god, you got the amplifier the dome. We had a dome
I didn't even know we had a dog. We had a dog. We had to we don't know where we got the dough from those guys
Oh
My god, oh my god, I do that. I needed that we need that
Oh
Oh my what a run we were just
Crazy that was the craziest one I've ever seen. Oh my goodness. Oh my god
You see five and up to those upgrades, I don't know if I got enough coral. No, I guys I get any mixtures or any coral basically
We had a bunch of coral on the ship. I was lutein it. I was lutein. Is there any way we give it to you?
No, I think I could take it in a box at the end. I only need eight more. I only need eight.
Well, that was that was a that was a
you know
That was a close one week. We had no time to distribute the coral, but
Overall highly successful. Oh my god
Oh my god!
I'm over.
Free up space. I'm above the limit.
Oh, she's just...
Wait, the... oh, are you okay?
Oh, just drink some water.
Oh, there he goes.
Boys, if we get a couple more coral chunks, not weird coral, but coral chunks,
an upgraded vaulted captain's cabin so we can basically never get captain oh and
if we go if we get some more those crystals I get them the motor react that
one that those guys had on the back oh yes yes that would be incredulous good
Oh, we can get the black card. I thought we could take everybody out and oh my god
That we did that that beacon box I got out with is worth two thousand Schmeckles
$2,000
God payment on a Ford fiesta
Literally, are you selling your crystals as well? Do you know do not sell your crystal the crystals
You want to keep those, but I'll say one thing.
Make sure your inventory number at the top left is not red.
Red.
crystal guys honestly I'm not gonna lie to you I don't know what is needed and
what is not so what I'm doing is like waiting until I have to do yeah yeah
yeah same I'm no and I know there's a lot of stuff that you need for the tech
tree that you wouldn't expect what am I actually three different dudes and like
click and drag click and drag it's not cool click and drag the tech tree so
you can see. Okay, Coco. Cocoa gimmick. I'm probably like most of the time going to be hosting.
We're probably going to be most of the time using my ships. So I think you guys shouldn't
tech tree anything. I'm not going to the ship. The bottom tree would be best. You want to
do cannons then? I can do cannons. I'll do guns. We'll see about this for a second.
Remember that green 80 millimeter hot light. It's super overpowered and it's crazy.
If we get one more crate of 1889 Chardonnay
We're unstoppable
290 fabric and 160 180 metal rods I can get that we just buy it bring it in
Go for C4 and then always have C4 on eyes. I'm going for C4
You're going for C4. I'm I see the district officers portable. I know what that is. I know that is that's that's well
I don't know where it is, but oh no I don't know where it is!
I actually sold one, which is tragic, yes.
You know where it is?
It's actually in the first spot we're going to.
It's in K-Zern.
Ooh, let's do it.
Second floor.
Let's do it.
I'm getting a shotgun cannon.
I'm buying all that, yeah?
You should go for cannons.
Yeah.
Yeah, you go for cannons.
Yeah, okay.
On Hyzer's friends, I'm going for K-K-L-I'm going for the C-4 and the Ram.
I'm gonna get the ram too.
Woo!
Ah!
Dude, I'm gonna be able to get the C4 and the ram.
Wait, can I, but does that, how does that help us?
I can't give you a ram, can I?
I don't know.
What about the Chardonnay wine?
Should I sell that guy?
No, no, no, no!
That's used for some nice, tech-free stuff.
Now what are we what will you just say give it two things but it piqued my interest to tickle my family so so the
The tech tree I'm going down one's gonna give us upgraded weapons
So eventually I'll be able to buy us all right after Ripper
I'll be able to buy us all like those 10 round pistols
Which are I feel like way better than half the shit
More than half the shit then I go C4 and after that I can do the battering ram
Oh
I can give you a battering ram so you think you're better than us
Well, it's you look down on me in coconut. Well, I mean I thought that was clear
I thought that was like I thought we had an understanding of course. He's racist against not he doesn't like the nuts
Well, it's not that I'm racist against nuts. It's just that I just don't think they should be here
Put whipped cream on his nipples and finger his belly button now!
Hold him down and circumcise him.
Right now!
Doesn't like nuts.
I didn't say it, I love nuts.
But you like coconuts more than peanuts, right?
Well, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't like either nut, and I want you guys to thrive.
But what drug do you hate more?
Mmm.
I, you know, I'm gonna be honest, I don't like peanuts or coconuts, but I do like peanut
butter.
You.
And I have never heard of coconut butter, so I'm gonna rub it on my skin and eat it.
Let's go!
He is last racist against me.
Let's go!
I love I listen I love I love that for you guys. I already coconut oil is nice
I just don't use it. I don't even better than like Vaseline
This cocoa butter oh lord
I don't even need it cuz I'm a white but sometimes I just put it on anyway
I just want to feel it right around the house with that coconut butter on me.
Hey baby.
It's nice.
You smell good all day.
Uh huh.
Yep.
You know what's the trick?
You get the vaseline, put your cologne in it, melt the vaseline, you rub the vaseline
all over yourself.
Oh.
Put the cologne and it sticks in the last one.
Really?
Yep.
You're mixing coconut.
You're mixing vaseline and cologne.
You get cologne, you get Vaseline, you get the Vaseline, you melt it in a microwave, then you get your cologne, and you spray it into the Vaseline, and then you can rub the Vaseline all over your body, and it smells very good, and it lasts for a long time.
Is that new technology?
No, that's real shit. That is real shit.
I feel like you keep glistening all day. You'd be waterproof.
Hey, those that know, know, chat. Right, chat.
You'd be waterproof, dude. You slip in, you're like a native.
like a baby. Yeah, see, I've been sly. You get a banana, you peel the banana. I see we get in there. Let's
get, I'm motivated now. I'm motivated now. Let's do this. I see we lather ourselves up. Yeah, let's
lather ourselves up. Get on in there, guys.
I
Have to pee and grab a dude silly juice so I see me start loading in I'm gonna go do that one
We're loading in and boom about a big but a boom where they you mean
I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring a level wait. I'm just gonna be a rusty 80 millimeter cannon
you got
What are you not giving?
Ah, sorry, I was just, I was spiritually connecting.
Uh, okay, I can bring in, I mean, what do we need?
Uh, 80, I got-
80 millimeter cannon with 50 shots, or 60 shots.
Oh dude, I can bring in 60 easy shots.
Okay, good.
Okay, okay.
All right, let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
Oh yeah, I gotta-
And a cannon, right?
And a cannon?
Yeah, and a cannon.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Done, done.
I'll do it or say that.
Let's do it.
Oh my goodness, I was so close, oh my God, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, oh my
God, how embarrassing.
Oh, that's so embarrassing. You got me. You got me. You got me. I was placing. Oh
You got me. You got me. You got me. I always say you caught me. You got me. You got me. You got me
Oh, you got me. You got me. Oh you got me. Oh
My god. How embarrassing you got me out this in your copy. Oh
my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
So close so close. No cigar though. Oh, it's getting him cancel. That gives him canons on
and then get the cannons on the top of the nipples, get them nipples all melted up there.
Get the nipples melted up.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Beautiful nipples, sir.
I love them, I love them.
One thing I love is someone with beautiful nipples.
You can trust them.
That's how you know you can trust them.
That's the trustworthy one.
Beautiful nipples.
have eight. Eight beautiful nipples. That's why I treat them. You know what they say, I always trust the possums. Yes sir. Yes sir that's right. That's where a great grandpapa told me before he went to now. He was hiding out there in the trees and the holes. He was saying he was talking to possums.
give them the most beautiful nipples.
they gonna be on my head.
not hot hot hot.
I heard a story once.
my grandparent told me it sounded possible.
nine nipples.
oh.
nine nipples.
oh.
yeah.
odd number.
odd number that's lucky possible.
odd number to what do we do.
should we go right to kizard, the top right?
a little.
let's do the right of kizard.
get the key, yeah?
kizard....
top right top right.
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
let's do it let's do it.
blow the load.
alright.
let's blow the load.
Load the load. Straight up.
You know what they call me? They call me the Yao Ming.
That's what they've been saying.
Who's Yao Ming?
Yao Ming.
That's what they've been calling me, baby.
He's a basketball player from the ancient age.
17 feet tall.
17 feet tall, Houston Rockets.
You don't know the Yao and the Ming?
You don't you don't mess with the yow? I know what I don't I know yow-bang
Yeah, they don't use a super chat. What the hell is double lift even talking about
That's that never happened that never that no nation never happened
I swear to God ten for the pay one two minutes to go ten dollars
What the hell is double lift even talking it's right there right there?
Oh, this is not going to be good.
Look at me go, baby.
Look at him go.
All right.
Yeah, I knew that one.
Let's see what one is.
Hold on.
Are we okay?
We're fine.
Nothing to worry about.
Make sure you load your pistols, boys.
Load your pistols and your guns.
We're down a little.
You just got to get over these here, huh?
Yep.
Yeah, sure.
You just got to get over these here, huh?
Yeah.
You just got to get over these here, huh?
Yeah.
You just got to get over these here, huh?
You gotta get over these humps here, yep.
Easy peasy.
Guys, I hate to bust your mood, but I see black smoke directly in front of us.
About two knots. About two knots.
Monocle units. That's what we use on phones, Coconut.
Now, if our driver wasn't a toaster, we could probably get back.
He's trying to navigate these.
Nobody could have navigated that.
Nobody could have navigated those tight spaces.
Look at us.
I want you to go ahead.
We're going that green box over there
to get him his last chromosome.
You mind doing that for him?
I got it.
Go ahead.
Nobody could have done it better.
All right, about 1.5 knots north, northeast.
We wait.
Are we going for our own place?
All right, P, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.
She got hit by a bazooka?
He come by it every time I hit the hookah
Padoon
The plan
Papa Zookah
She dead
Alright dude
She dead
Oh god
Okay keep it out of these boats for green cannons though
I mean maybe a quick pit for a green cannon or what do you think?
Zoom in on the cannons
No I don't like zooming in on the cannons
You know why?
Every time he's shooting zooms out and then it kind of fucks up your whole thing guys guys left. He's left left turn left
70 degrees 70 degrees. That's the person that shot that guy. I think I see him
Jesus I'm opening my eyes pretty wide here. I don't see nothing
Coconut set this up
go good set this up he shut the shot he's set this up he's set the shot don't
fall for the bait I'm not falling for it I'm not falling for the bait stop agent
hey stop agent hey who's an ally who's an ally I'm an ally that's right mm-hmm
oh you guys can make it back I just want to say the only okay I'm pricing today
is right after what I just said but it slurs Saturday for only one hour and
48 minutes left. If you want it, you know, get a little crazy, so you know you're running out of time.
I don't want to be the first one to say it. I want to be the last one to say it.
I mean, like you, we're never going to be the first one to say it, alright?
Now, someone else has cake time, alright?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
You know, they put sassy on the slur list.
Sassy on the- wait, sassy's a slur now?
Yeah, I can't call somebody sassy.
You guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, I've seen, you know how a bunch of people get about it because I named Saturday Sleur Saturdays?
I've seen TikToks where they talk about it and they blur out the words slurred.
Oh my god.
If you are blurring out the words slurred later, it's time to hop back in the womb.
It's time to hop back in the womb, try one more time.
Try one more time.
REVEAL! REVEAL! REVEAL! REVEAL! REVEAL!
We know what's running up the finger. We know. Why are the sensors in that? It makes no sense.
The censoring of the word slurry is meta-shit, right?
As meta-shit! That's due to technology! That's due to technology!
Oh shit, we're about to spawn some dingleberries!
Wait, where'd the guy go?
He's ahead of us. You can see the explosions.
Oh
I see my team directly on directly north directly north you can see it multiple people it's multiple people
They're in a fight, but we're gonna have a lot of us
Front six big like oh shit. Oh shit guys. We're gonna hate it. It's crazy. Should I boost us through this?
Should I boost us through this only have one boost?
I
Prepared I prepared keep on keep on
You see him getting, you see him?
Yeah, there's two of them.
There's two of them.
You see the one doing the right up on the hill and the one right in front of us?
Yep, I see him.
I see him.
Oh, they don't even see us right now.
Honestly, go right for the one at the bottom.
Go right for the one at the bottom.
Yep.
The one on top is going to die because they're not in their ship right now.
Oh, I can't, boys.
I can't.
Hook it on.
Hold.
Hold him on.
Hold.
Go, go.
You couldn't bring any fuel cells except for me.
I don't want to drop fuel cells.
You don't want to drop fuel cells.
There's just right on top
I keep missing the reactor!
I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up!
Direct React in!
Wait, what? How is that a direct?
Damn!
Direct React in!
Just keep doing it, dude, keep doing it, dude!
I'm gonna kill you!
I can't turn I can't turn back
Fine
Bunch of bunch of bunch of
Hit him hit him hit him
Go hop in that gun and shoot that reaction
Hop on that gun and shoot that reaction
We got the captain's orders the captain's orders open
Fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine. Just respawn and we retake.
We're gonna hit that reactor, he's at the reactor, he retakes.
You got this, you got this. You got this, you got this, he's repairing it! Kill him, kill him, he's repairing it!
There's one right in front of the reactor! Kill that reactor!
Roger that, Roger that!
We're gonna get hit from behind, guys, we're gonna get hit from behind!
Instead of the team, they never get it tomorrow.
Alright, we're up there, we're up there running!
We're going, we're on the move!
Damn it, go back!
Yes!
Here we go, we got him, we got him, we got him!
My turn is round, turn is round, we gotta throw these guys out of the sky!
Are we actually getting hit up, turning us?
Yeah, I don't think we can get down.
The counter score is fun.
I just gotta put the beads in there.
The mortgages, the mortgages.
Let's get down.
I'm about to get some beads.
Got some beads.
I don't have any beads.
You see me have any beads?
I got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
I'm going to put the beads in here.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
You're boarding us, guys.
Oh, you got me.
You got beads.
He's dead, too.
I killed two.
Good work, good work, good work.
I'm going to start firing back.
Okay, right ahead of us, I'm taking a shit, boys.
I'm taking a shit.
Oh, my God!
Don't go repairing your gun, repair your turret!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm going to go up, I'm going to go up!
You won't be able to get to the ladder, you'll be on the ship.
I don't know what I know!
Go up, go up!
You shouldn't have you peed up on the left!
I should not have you, you...
They destroyed, they destroyed!
I'm repairing your cannon.
Don't go, it'll be ready when you respawn.
Don't go! Stop it right here!
Really, there'll be a rival.
Someone's right here.
Go for the reactor!
I got it, I got it, I'm prepared.
No, kid!
Keep an eye on him.
Blast him, blast him.
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one!
Nice, nice, nice!
Get it! Keep firing, keep firing, our reactor's totally safe.
Oh, please kill him!
Oh, please save me!
Reactor, hit, reactor, hit!
I'm on the cannon!
None of them have it!
Kill it!
Let them have it!
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him!
Reactor it! Reactor it!
Check the HIT! Check the HIT!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
We're the BEDS! We're the BEDS!
Holy shit, holy shit.
Let him know, boys! Let him know!
On the right side!
Wait, we're gonna-
JOHN!
No, no, no, Kimmy, Kimmy, we're gonna point it from behind.
He's gonna get us right now. I'm down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the ladder.
I'm on the ladder. I'm on the ladder.
Yeah, you got that, motherfucker.
You guys are all dead.
No, there's no one.
One made it up.
At least one made it up.
He's climbing up.
He's literally climbing up.
I'm going to go hit him.
I hit him.
I'm dead.
Just punch him to death.
Punch him to death.
Got him.
Oh!
Nice, nice, nice.
He ain't stinky.
Who'd they go?
I think that's the zombie shooting at us.
We go to the last guy.
Holy.
We might be the best ever do it
Keep an eye out
Yeah, watch I'm scared the horizon scared the rising we got two people that we haven't even looted our other guys yet
Look these guys quick
Okay, we're good
Holy shit. Holy shit. We are the best. Oh my god
Holy shit, that was insane. We are the best. Oh guys. I just gotta edge. I agreed 80. No me to cannon. No jump. No jump
Wait, there is
Not you get John two again
Careful there might be one still in the complex they're just hiding
I'm dropping boxes out the front
Who can you bug grab these feedback to ship? Yeah, I got you I got you
That was awesome. Yeah, when you blow up their shit and it goes white. Oh my god
I'm going to take a lot. Uh do
they have a repair? Do they
have a repair? Uh thank you guys
have nothing. You guys have
nothing. You guys are poor and
ugly. We still need to loot
the other guys too. Mm hmm.
Very poor. Very ugly. Are we
going to uh wait, wait, there's
a guy here. I see my ship.
Hit him. I hit him. He's
hurt. Nice. What was it?
Beautiful beautiful. I'm going
I think we might have like one left because I put some in
Peanut's room too. I'm gonna put these two in ours. We're sharing rooms. So beans for me is beans for you
Okay, okay. Yeah, beans for me is beans for you
And we got two beans
You got two beans we're gonna loot more it's gonna be easy peasy
all right this ship is we're not a
reject the other one yep we're all
repaired
Engine's still on, turn this around, beautiful, beautiful.
It's some sizzling, some of the coca-cola is up for heaters.
I'm a pig.
I think it's this.
Are our legs OK?
Oh, yeah.
I repaired our legs.
I'm cooking pancakes with a side of steak, gross.
Oh my god.
We've got 80 millimeter cannons that are not.
We got empty slides here. I'm going to put these enemies on it.
What a fucking game. What a game.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. God, you're going for that.
What a game, dude.
I saw this game first five minutes. I said this game. I just said, it's the game.
But, yeah.
You see if these were such a good game, but there was never any stakes.
This is just the of these, but with real stakes.
Oh, shit. Did we just blow past it? Sorry, I was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The owner of this game like uh, maybe got inspired in a restorative server
I definitely
The owner of this game a duck side to a pretty sure which was similar
Quite high things indeed
It's got it all also. There's also a different for me playing CFD for this game is I get DDOT
Immediately, but I'm gonna say you know blurbs. He's uh, so he's starting a CTV server
He said he's been talking to the devs and he mentioned that about you and they said they added a shitload of security and
Blurbs is getting some private servers together. I'll leave me the details later, but apparently they've they've done some shit
I don't know
Confirm whether it's enough, but apparently they are fully aware
I'd be down for a little private see you a few days
The info I'll send you the info blurbs is the guy who did the every time you say the word machine. Oh, yeah, that guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah on the rest server. He's he's he's he's brilliant. Oh, he's got a ton of ammo ton of ammo for the charge
Beautiful we have a 40 millimeter up there, too. We can replace it with an 80 if we need to
Oh baby, oh baby if we find a repair kit
Oh we got ten beans in here now, we need that
We got ten beans in here now, just got one of them
Got a bunch of beans
Beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you eat the more you have the
Deep thoughts
The more you can emotionally connect with your spouse on a deeper level.
Oh my God, I need that immediately.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
That, it's beans, beans, the magical fruit. Period. Period. Period.
That is all. That is all.
That is all.
Beans, greens, tomatoes, potatoes?
You name it!
Ooh, I got the black box, I think we're good.
Oh, and do you have the P.O.I. here, or should we keep going to Kaiser?
I should be alright to Kaiser, get that key!
The drug? Alright.
Guys, here it is! Everybody on board?
All of you boys, all of you guys are out of the circle, Kaiser's out of the circle.
Oh
My god
Wait, wait, wait, let me see let me see let me see is it actually out out
Yeah, but it's not in the next circle and the other circles. We got it. We can do it
We do all we have to do is got the key. Well, come on
Unless this is this PY downloaded
There's no way
If then, unless they had a crap load of loot on it, that would've been...
How'd they switch foo? They switched foo! They switched foo! They switched foo!
It's fine. Let's go back to Kaiser.
Alright. If it doesn't work, we can...
We'll have plenty of time to turn back to...
I don't even think the circle's closing yet.
We're fine! We're fine!
No, this ship isn't exactly a speed demon.
Well...
Nowadays, now that I've activated...
Maximum Overdrive!
oh yeah oh yeah well that was I had that's all I got
he's hanging around
Oh, five seconds of hammer time, yeah, honestly, I, I, I feel like the, the boost should be,
you know, more than, the blink of an eye, you know what I'm going to go, I'm with you,
I'm with you.
I put a red boost in, in, in the heat of the moment, last round, I'm going to say
it, it, it didn't even seem that much better, I feel like a red, well the red boost isn't
for boosting it's for hiding the small
oh that's you know what that explains it
that explains it
I wonder how long it had smoked it because it's only for like the 10 seconds that it would boost that's nothing
it was like five minutes
that was a boost something
It was a needed boost.
Oh, that's so great.
That is so great to hear.
Oh, my God.
Hit it from the back while you whisper sweet things
in my ear, Mr. Dimmick.
Oh, yeah.
Anytime, Mr. P.
That's each time.
Now it's town, town, town.
What?
You know my drill.
Oh, my God.
We got 10 beans.
Oh, you.
Oh, yeah.
I've got all the beans.
We got beans for days.
Yeah, so many fucking beans.
Did you already eat my beans?
It's on beans.
I put two beans at...
wait hold on let me check I'll check I'll make sure you're being up here
uh oh you're I don't use law to you
can't put
I
I have
really really really I am the
I was the I have display
I am the alpha but there is sometimes
And that God will respect me as such as such as such as such as such as such
I have a shirt in my goblin. I see I see company. Where we're right east east right in front of me east
Straight east like 200 like 300 yards. I see I see oh, yeah. All right. Fuck kzer. Let's do this thing
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna make Kaiser anyway to be honest
Let's fuck this guy.
Let's do this, Jake.
Let's fuck him.
He's going left to right, right?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to angle pretty, pretty healthy right here.
Yeah, I'm like I'm way to the right because he's heading that direction this far away
He don't look so tough
He was scared. He was scared.
He's got a stamp with three of these legs.
I see him. Oh my god. That thing is tiny.
That thing is tiny.
Boys, we can push you up like a nice tortilla.
30 seconds flat. 30 seconds flat.
Oh my god. Did you see that?
We can step on him and he'd die.
It's tiny
Well, it's average size well, it's actually kind of big
It's honestly, um
It's honestly yeah, I feel like
The size like that it's gonna it'd be uncomfortable. Yeah, I'm talking about
Only thought would be getting the condom out of my ass. I don't like
That's the only
Yeah, no. Yeah, no, yeah, no, I'm feeling it. Yeah, I'm feeling it.
He is a tiny. No, he's tiny. He's tiny. We can fuck this guy up.
We can fuck this guy up.
He's going to Rush Walk, I'm assuming, which we're heading straight for.
Remember, Mr. Coco, because I actually forgot this last round, so I think you need a refresher as well.
Don't aim just for the react.
Like if there's a wall in front of it, don't be like, oh, I gotta aim for the top half,
because the bottom half is covered by a wall.
Aim right at where you think the center of it is.
It just blows right through that wall.
Okay, I'm gonna go right through a push right through.
You know, he's a tiny little guy.
We can fucking sludge this guy.
Oh, he's having too many cores.
You don't have any cores to catch up with him.
He's a fast little guy, though.
He's like a little guy.
Oh, he's coming right towards you.
He's coming right... Oh, my God!
He wants a smoke!
He is! He is the mountain.
It's the mountain right? I'm anglin'.
No, he's not a coming man.
He wants a smoke! He wants...
Oh no!
Lock it! Lock it!
God, I'm not used to somebody acting like this.
Again!
Holy shit, he wants one.
METAMOCKS IT!
It's been falling! It's been falling! The wheel out! It's been falling!
Yeah...
Keep it a little bit farther away, just between the 80mm.
Ah, Mr. M. Fairly missing.
How do you fucking shoot that turret a little bit?
Oh, God.
Wait, shoot the legs, shoot the legs, shoot the legs.
Got it, got it, got it.
What, that's on the leg?
I'm hit. One leg destroyed, one leg.
I said, it's ice.
The wood, the wood, the wood.
They're shooting, they're firing, shooting, they're firing.
I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing.
Oh, my God.
Stop with the back guns! Stop with the back guns!
They destroyed! They can't move! They can't move! We're good! We have some time! We have some time!
We're back! We're back! We're back! We're back!
Hey, go go! Give me that one! Give me that one!
Wait, hold on!
I got a way to destroy it!
Get him!
Get him, Armit!
Oh, they destroyed it! They destroyed it!
Oh-ho.
How is this music?
Good, I can listen.
He's going for the re-active! Going for the re-active!
Hey, oh, direct shot, direct shot, direct shot, direct shot, direct shot!
Bumper destroyed!
Direct shot, direct shot, direct shot!
Nice, nice, nice!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Direct, direct shot, direct, direct shot!
I can't see it from my angle beam!
Shoot under the black smoke! Shoot under the black smoke!
Right behind the jet!
All in short, my god, short, my god!
I'm here, guys! I got the other three!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
They got me! They killed me! They killed me!
Shoot that reactor! Shoot that reactor!
Overreactor!
Shoot that reactor, go go, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
Go go go go go!
Get it, get it, get it!
Reactor, reactor, reactor!
Here we go, here we go, here's another one!
Oh my God!
We got it, we got it, we got it!
Guys, guys, guys, get a jacket!
Go left, go left, go left!
We're rolling!
I'm here, guys! I'll react as one shot! I'll react as one shot!
Get inside of here, Coco! I'll give it...get inside of here!
I'll repair it, I'll repair it! You drive, you drive, you drive!
It might angle, but our driver sinks down!
I'm gonna repair the bike, repair the bike!
I'll repair the second board, I'll repair the second board!
I'm gonna put in the squads
Get out of here!
I'm gonna get out of here!
They're on board!
They're on board! They killed me!
We're down! We're down!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
Got one!
One more!
No
Real competition, yeah, it's a real competition
It's a real competition.
That's what, yeah.
He's still hurt, he's still hurt, he's still hurt.
Oh my god.
I got you, I got you if you push us.
Oh.
Go back up.
Oh my god.
What the fuck, Jim, man?
What the fuck, Jim?
Where is he?
I got him, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
He'll be some fine crap and shit.
Does he have any C4?
Thank you, Jim.
Well, not doing so good.
Give one chance and one chance only.
Wait, I just got hit.
Oh my god.
You got it!
I'm dead.
He's up to you, Coco!
You got that!
I hit him once.
You got this, Gumbel!
Double check.
I'm gonna use this punch-up deal.
He's the shit out of him!
Dude, that second guy's showing up, dude.
Oh my god, they can never take us unless it's a 2v1.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I think you're right. Have we lost a 1v1?
Wait, I don't know. We've ever lost a 1v1. I'm not even joking.
Ever! Ever! Ever! Ever forever ever!
Ever forever!
Oh dude.
Oh.
I didn't even see that guy.
Oh.
Oh, that guy.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh.
Mother of the videos, I'm gonna go get another little.
Guys, hold up.
I'm getting word.
Remember how they attacked us in like the most inconvenient moment?
Just now?
Yeah.
Usually you'd go, wow, that's lucky.
Yeah.
Well, let's just say I, let's just say I don't think it was luck.
I don't think it was.
I don't think it was a lucky situation.
Okay.
Let me say I did not.
I didn't, I didn't donkey punch any children today.
So.
that we're just about karma coming from
i mean i've been i've been doing normal stuff all week tuesday i killed four
dolphins
wednesday i purposely leaked one hundred thousand gallons of oil into the
gulf
uh... no
thursday i i i i
lowered the salary of every employee at amazon
i did overcome
they've been i mean this week has been literally normal
why is it that we've got multiple curses
why are we the service why are we the second curses
we did nothing wrong
she tried me you oh I had to overcome my grandma she had to come what was she
saying what she said yeah she was like a cocoa clean your room so I got her you
live with your grandma and she's got to tell you to I anything oh that's good
Good karma.
You think that's good karma?
There's one punch on it.
Yeah.
She's got no chance against me, man.
Dude, I beat the shit out of you, grandma.
Easy.
Oh, legit, bro.
Oh, I'd be like 90 pounds.
I just, like, I beat the fuck out of you, grandma.
100 B, 100 B.
Am I right, boy?
Listen, listen, you guys may be in the right,
but I still think that it may be a curse.
But for what reason but if we're such good guys and we're doing good in general wise
Oh, wait, she was an evil grandma. She was evil. She literally casted a spell
On on a flock of birds at the park
You gotta hit the combo on your grandma you gotta hit the cop that's the uppercut look the right
And the and the jumping elbow
The WWE from the roast.
The WWE from the OG.
Yeah.
I see it now.
Okay.
One final matter.
Those dolphins you've been killing, you haven't been eating them have you?
No, no, no.
I kill dolphins purely for fun.
Okay, good.
It's the mercury content.
I kill probably 50 dolphins on average a day.
Just for fun.
Honestly, God, I would beat a five-month-old dolphin in a fight straight up easy.
I don't know if that's old for a dolphin or if it's young for a dolphin. I don't know how long dolphins live.
Double leg on the dolphin, ground and pound, 12 to 6 elbow, grab the fin, arm bar, it's over.
Straight up.
Indubitably.
I mean, would you rather sit on a Wii Switch and play some Mario Kart, or would you rather
put dynamite in a family of dolphins in the ocean?
Put a stick of dynamite in a dolphin and have it swim home.
So murdering dolphins or playing Mario Kart in the comfort of one's own home?
That the, is that it?
I mean those dolphins might have a problem.
Those are the two choices.
Those are gonna be the ocean and ship.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good job!
Oh!
They're the same!
They're right down the air!
They could be bad dolphins.
They could be evil dolphins.
They could be evil.
Guys, reincarnation is real.
What if that dolphin that I put the stick of dynamite
in was Saddam Hussein in a past life?
They just found out that
We got for a second.
They have languages.
They're probably racist to each other.
Yeah, they're probably racist.
Oh, my god.
We have a potential racist dolphin.
Oh, no.
This changes everything.
We have a potential racist dolphin in the harbor.
Prepare to die right?
They're all different languages.
You know, so what if they include
a culture from different regions?
This is a big inequality problem here.
Very true.
Why doesn't the minority dolphins have a voice?
So we might have to put up with the voice of the dolphins.
SeaWorld is never going to be the same.
Oh my god.
SeaWorld is never going to be the same.
I mean, if I see big blue jumping out of the water,
I'm like, what slurs did you say today?
In dolphin language.
They have to keep them all separate.
In dolphin language.
All they've got to say is, you think you
jumped out of the water and goes, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
But in reality, he's saying, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Exactly.
Oh, not that.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What if they're not an ally eight years ago?
What if?
What if the last couple of hours?
I don't like Asian Sophie and shit, we can't have that today.
We can't have that today!
Hopefully with swimsical and full of magical activity.
I don't know. At the end of the day, I think I'm a man that does the right thing at the right time.
And the only place that could judge me is that.
Exactly.
But I think we should do something about those culprits.
Bob kicked your grandma while she was taking a shower.
Well, she actually...
She got a strike while the iron's hot?
Gotta do it. Gotta do it.
Gotta strice while the iron's hot.
That's what I say.
Gotta do it. Gotta do it.
Gotta do it.
No.
Mm-hmm.
Nothing's free.
You know, you're either the nail or the hammer.
That's right.
And we're the hammer every time.
We're the hammer.
Let's get back in there and show those nails who's boss.
That's right.
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
Mm-hmm.
canon. Okay 80 millimeter cannon and get and I'm bringing certain amount of ammo.
Oh I'm bringing one. Two stacks. 60 shots. 80 millimeter cannon. Boom. Okay I'm
gonna bring a 40 millimeter can't no no no. You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna
switch it up. I'm gonna do a 40 millimeter cannon and I'm gonna bring
some ammo for it alright. I'm bringing all the ammo I got. Dude I did the 40's are
The 40's you're good the 40's you're good, but co-clo that means that you're gonna be only one shooting at range you got that chief
It's not only close range, it's just not super fun. Mm-hmm. Okay, you can start shooting a medium range, but but
Okay. Yeah, yeah
40 millimeter
40 millimeter can rip it killing dolphins, but letting turtles slide absolutely
Sheldon. I think turtles are cool as fuck.
Sheldon. They're very inclusive.
Sheldon. They're very inclusive creatures.
Sheldon. They've been here for like 300 years too.
That's right.
You want to take a T-K-L-A?
Oogway's cool, asshole.
I'm going to get a sticky drinky and take a T-K-L-A.
I'm ready to.
Take a T-K-L-A, grab a sticky drinky.
I'm ready to up as well.
I'm ready to up. I'm good.
Wait, do I need to bring it?
We're good, right?
I think we're good. Yeah, just some beans.
Maybe I'll hand you some.
How about some beans? Yeah, I got some guns.
Yeah. Yeah. That's right.
I
Master Oogway was a tortoise
Actually, I really wasn't born as stupid.
You know how stupid you sound right now.
Well, you cut it out!
You know I've used two beads now, now that you've killed me!
Yes!
Actually, I think it would be wise if you'd just kill me.
If you'd kill me, I'd only waste one bead if I'd be able to heal two beads.
Go ahead and just kill me.
Aim for my penis. For some reason team damage only works when you aim for the penis.
That shot doesn't do anything.
Yeah, well, it's only for teammate. When you aim for the head of the enemy, it works perfectly,
but when you aim for a teammate, you gotta hit him with the penis.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Alright, we're back.
Oh shit, oh shit. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
GTA 6 already failed.
Did they stop making GTA 6?
It's over.
They stopped making...
It's over.
They stopped making...
Three million dollars in like three seconds?
Yeah, recently made three million dollars in three seconds.
Which is crazy.
And I bet you...
gimmick gimmick gimmick.
You know how the standard is 30% is the cut Steam takes from games?
Oh my God.
I bet you that they cut a deal.
I guarantee they cut a deal.
Oh, they had to.
They had to cut a deal.
Honestly, I heard the game cost, like, an insane amount of money.
Listen, listen, listen.
We're not going to make the money back for, like, a year.
No, no, no, no.
They only cost two billion to make.
They only made three billion.
Oh, they only cost two billion?
Cut two billion.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Well, then...
It's over.
They already made the things back in pretty soon.
They did it.
I mean, Rockstar's one of the game companies that...
It's not on Steam.
It might not be on Steam.
I forgot.
even like a year after it's released.
Yeah, yeah, they're making that hot.
They're making the money out on the top.
Only cost two billion.
Guys, guys, I'm in like comparatively
the amount of sales that they had on day one.
We've really steam mowed at 20%
after a certain sale threshold.
No, I doubt that even happened with GK6.
I guarantee you GK6 has a five to 10% deal,
five, five percent.
Yeah, I fell down a little, I fell off.
Because Steve knows that everyone would go to a, like, if you had to go to GTA6.com to buy it, you would do it. I would do it.
I'm in, I'm in.
There's not a lot of games I do that for. There's not a lot of games, and I think Steve knows that.
They're gonna make so much money. Steve's gonna make so much money.
Did you guys buy it yet?
Like, we got a pre-order, right? It's like $100?
How much is it?
I think it goes up to $250, I think.
Holy fucking shit.
Guys, we're talking about GTA 6 here.
Listen, I hate to be on the side of the business,
because I'm obviously on the side of the consumer.
But, I mean, if you go...
I'm going to say the same thing I say every time.
If you grew up in movies and you buy some candy,
and you buy some popcorn, it's $50.
You get what?
Three hours of entertainment?
That game will give 5,000 hours of entertainment
for
I mean, yeah, no, I did you can be on the consumer and still celebrate when a company's not
Boney
The best case scenario like
They really believe $100.00. I'm I'm telling $100.00
I hate to be on the side of the business, but I think that's too cheap
I'm gonna that is so that is the easiest purchase easy
I mean easiest purchase honestly good for them for keeping it low good for them to keep it keeping low and I think that's like the max like
That's the max
It's not just a game we're talking about a gta sex
dog shit take not did not say
That's I don't we obviously I want the prices below. I'm not advocating for them to raise the price
I'm just saying as in the mind of like if you when you thinking about buying it
You should be like wow you're not getting five thousand hours of entertainment for what a hundred bucks
That take guys you know that's a good day. That's it. That's an incredibly good day
Also, also I saw a tick tock
I get all my information to talk and I never question it by the way
$60 in like it was like 2010 is like $85 now so if you buy a $60 game it was $60
also back in the day that they're getting bone now you know the industry that
has not reacted to inflation like it's actually crazy that you should be so
important I'm not saying I want them I don't want to hire prices I'm just saying
when you think about buying a game think about that for saying it'd be
like wow that player by the way I see that I see that I am not hitting single
shot yet
I'm trying to turn. I'm trying to turn.
Oh, run! Run!
It's a bubble run!
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Oh my god.
Oh, we're fucked! We're fucked! Somebody repair the engine! Oh my god! We're fucked!
I'm repairing the engine! I'm repairing the engine!
I don't have a good idea, boss. I don't have a good idea.
I need to get out of here!
Bad idea! Bad idea!
Get us out of here! Get us out of here!
Come on! Come on!
Switch the guns to the back!
Oh! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Get again! Get again!
Come on! Switch the guns to the back!
Yeah, I got a three!
I got two!
Three!
I'm dead!
I never put feet!
I got no BG, I forgot to put the B's in there!
Fuck it, GTA 6!
Put B's in the garbage corner!
Oh my god, we owe us back!
He counts, he counts, he even wins a hit!
Oh my goodness, it's so...
Yankers only one thing left to do!
Fuckin' shit!
G8, take damage!
These guys were...
They spawned in with a bubble.
Damn!
He's low, he's low, he's low!
I have a constant hissing sound.
in my ears we gotta go back guys what what did they just bring a bubble brought
into the game into a three-man raid it's kind of smart we got bro no no it's
not smart that bubble sells for 500 silver that's exactly what I said
gosh fuck gta 6 dude that that just we got fucking that one doesn't count
We were deep into GTA 6 that's true. That's true. That's true. One doesn't count that one doesn't count that's true
That's true. We just have to find your grandma
She's just gone
He's only good for one grab it a lady boy. I
Don't fuck with that shit. I really don't fuck with that. We eat you board shit
That shit's crazy. Have you ever tried one? No, are you insane? No, you bring a board
Can I bring a board to your house?
Listen, I don't believe in ghosts or demons or whatever.
I don't believe in them at all.
But I don't try it.
I'm not having...
I don't try it.
You don't tickle the monster.
Listen, I'm not afraid of ghosts or demons or ghouls.
In a dark house, I'm completely fine.
I can walk around.
But I'm not tickling the monster.
best case scenario with the wiki board what waste your time we mean best case
scenarios the waste of you is a waste of your time worst case scenario you summon
the dead
very good boy very good but that's a good boy that's a good point that's a good
point. those guys will be scared. I genuinely think there was a 50%
percent chance we would have won that they didn't have the bubble those guys
they popped it they popped it for a reason because we were fucked up yeah
yeah yeah I honestly guys I'm gonna bring PC for just case it happens again
there's literally nothing to do about it more beans yeah I got me I got us on the
you know there's nothing we can do when a good group brings in a bubble off for
the first fight strategy it's like hide one of us like in a rock and bait a
the guy in the rock has a C4 and he climbs the ladder like ninja shit, plants it, thumps
off the fucking thing.
That guy is a bitch!
Oh my god.
I said it, I said it, I said it, I do what I want, I do what I want, I do what I want,
I do what I want.
They got no loot from us either.
They popped a bubble and we hadn't looted a single schmechel.
It's not a single smackle!
Not a single smackle!
By the way, I tried the jack of the box tacos. Excellent choice.
Oh yeah. Let me tell you, let me tell you, I hit the six-pack party pack, spicy jacks chicken sandwich, and a baconator.
And I am soaring. I'm on the clouds.
I mean and let me take listen guys. I don't listen. I don't advocate
To take in talks comfortable. Okay, and I personally only do it like a couple of times a year
You
Listen and don't get it and don't forget about the jalapeno poppers
Oh
Oh, dude, you get some you get some tacos jalapeno popper poppers the ultimate cheeseburger
Who and and and don't even be started about jack-in-the-box breakfast
Oh, I'm bringing an 80 60 shots
80 millimeter, 60 shots.
I'll bring 80 millimeter and 48 shots.
That'll do, that'll do, that'll do.
Now you may say why that specific number,
and what I say to you is I'm broke and ugly,
ugly and poor.
It's the sad reality of things.
Oh God, good one, good Jack in the box.
Do I risk it all and bring it?
I'll be happy.
Yeah!
Listen, listen.
Okay, what if we do this round?
Do I risk it all and bring in the green 80 millimeter?
Bring in the green 80.
Okay, listen.
In fact, I actually might have a...
Hold on.
Do we do that?
It's gonna be a disaster now.
Dude, let's go hog wild.
I have a green 40.
Okay, okay, we'll do it.
Okay, what if you bring in the green 80 I bring in the green 40? Oh
We and we hit a POI first the whatever the closest one is to us
Oh, you I was gonna use the green 80 because I really like it
But I think it'd be wiser if coconut use it because he's already used that weapon and then I use the party
Okay, you use the 40
We hit a POI closest to us
And we get a little get a little extra
this is not so probably it will have to fight some AI so we'll have a repair kit and we'll be a little more geurty
and then
We push I mean that was just like pressure
Yeah, oh yeah guys guys
When we see a dome what we should do immediately is turn 90 degrees left or right
and sprint while everyone hops under a fence.
Yeah, they blue are.
So here's the problem.
The one flaw in the ship is the driver cabin
goes down fairly often.
It's sticking out like a nipple.
Listen, how about this?
I know how to solve that immediately.
You guys remember what you have on your thing?
I can fix that right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All I have to do is I'm going to put the driver's cabin
somewhere that nobody cares about,
and then I'm going to put a box in front of the thing
It goes down fast, it goes down fast, so like the reason we couldn't get out of that situation
is because we were both repairing the engine and the driver's thing was broken.
It just looks so cool in the front though.
It does look great.
It looks like a little head.
It looks like a turtle.
Speaking of turtles.
Yeah, it looks like a little turtle.
I don't know if I want to move that.
It does look great.
I mean, I am down to keep it because it looks great and when we kill somebody we're gonna look great doing it. Yeah
Yeah, also wait think about this for a second though if the driver is there you can also repair the engine very easy though
That is been very I've been able to swap back. Let's keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it. Okay, okay
I've been able to repair the I dude
Thinking I think it full thinking control of this vessel. Okay. Okay. Wait
Go back turn
Let me see how far away it is for the armored
Thing what's it? Oh, no. Give me Sam. There's an armored steering wheel somewhere. I don't know where though somewhere
You could put a cannon near the driver so I could just pop on a cannon every now and then too, but I know it's
Yeah, then you'd have to move the shelves forget it forget it forget it is the
The driver thing.
Does it mean the armored driver?
Should be the tech tree.
Yeah, the tech tree. Where is it?
Should be one higher, I believe.
Bottom right?
Oh, is this really it?
Is it this one or the circle one?
Wow, that's...
I did not think that was the one I was talking about.
Um
Okay, did you find it I thought there was one in between those two I'm not gonna lie to you
I thought there was still a one-by-one that was yeah, but that is a lot of help, but it's just such a big target I
Don't know I
Don't know. Is it on the top tree?
So it's on the bottom tree. Oh the bottom tree
I just thought it was that I see
It's right next to it. There's one next to the circle. Oh
Here it is steering right there. There it is. Okay
Okay, oh, wow, that is it it boost the health from
3500 to 4500 and I think it adds a protection behind it as well
All we need to do is get three district officers portable safes.
We get those, yeah?
That's in KZ, that's in KZ.
Let's do it, let's do it.
And one of those as well, so we just load up on those.
You have to back out and put all your stuff back in, I'm so sorry, we can't do it.
Yep.
No, no, no, I'm already back.
We're good.
Here we go.
Little something, something.
Little something, something, little something, something, here we go, all right good to go,
let's ride.
It's only one additional 80 millimeter head, wait a second, wait a minute, wait a second,
80 millimeters a thousand thousand nine hundred do a thousand how much help does the wait wait
Fuck I want to go back now and check how much healthy engines have but I'm not gonna let's get it
Let's get it. Yeah, I wonder how much help them the biggest engine has like the best
if
If that health increases we should rush that and that's obviously the most important thing we can possibly ever get
I mean
Wait, what are we talking about?
What I'm saying is you know all those upgrades of the engine right do you think those upgrades increase the health of the engine and if so
We should rush those immediately. That's obviously the most important. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, 100%
I've been on the bottom
This is where this is where this is where the one I have right now is six thousand five hundred HP
Oh, that's 6,500.
9,500 for the next one.
Oh, my goodness.
There's three extra hits.
Hey, wait.
Why is there a small engine with only 1,500 HP?
Who would run this?
Are people stupid?
Are they stupid fast?
Oh, it's probably really easy to protect.
Is it tiny?
I don't care how easy it is.
Yeah, it's called small engine.
I don't care how easy it is to protect.
1,500 versus 9,500.
You gotta be stupid.
Yeah, we got him.
I don't know, that doesn't seem smart.
I don't know, the guys that were fighting
with the blue bubble, their reactor was like,
Oh my God, there's a 12,501.
That's probably the one they had.
Guys, we gotta go for this, we gotta go for this.
All right, okay, okay, okay.
I need eight weird coral and 140 mixtures.
I don't see some crystals.
I don't see some crystals as well.
We just loop PoIs.
We just hit PoIs hard.
Also, coconut, you're going to need
to redo your whole kit.
Oh, apparently you can do multiple small engines.
It's like a bug.
If he changes the ship, it doesn't bring anything out
that you select.
Oh, the engines and reactors aren't the same thing.
Never mind.
You would add the engines to the reactor.
Oh.
I'm canceling.
It's not letting me put anything in.
Technology.
Go all the way back.
Go all the way back, plan expedition,
and you just got to do it again.
Yeah, OK.
Dude, we should build a ship with like 40 engines on it and go fast as fuck.
We do about that.
That sounds great.
You put 40 engines on that bitch, you dumb-head.
I mean that's kind of why we're getting fucked here is because we keep going for Kaiser
and so far away we never reach it.
Yeah, we gotta get lucky with the spawn.
Mm-hmm guys it's time to grind mixtures weird coral and
Crystals mixtures weird coral
Mixtures would
Mixtures, okay. I gotta do it. I got a hundred to mixtures. We said we said we shouldn't aim for crystals
But if we pass by one, let's just grab it. Yeah, I mean, yep
Yeah, and you're gonna have to stop the chip because the money you shoot forward you blow it up. Oh
Wait, you might have to stop it a little bit but not too much
Not too much!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, well I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing the path.
Ah.
I gotta get another suit of juice as well.
Okay, get some sleep this way.
Where's the food?
It's enough!
Make a wish, make a wish!
I wish...
I wish Coco would odd do his circumcision.
I
Apparently you can pay for that probably you get your schmozzle back. I don't know who's skin to you. You're not so I
Think you take like your asshole skin
Yeah, that's what you got to do like undo it
But I'm like free shit. That's just straight free shit. Hey hold on. Exactly. I'll steam your balls
Wait, I mean I got I got my I got my hoodie still like I'm not I still got my forced it
Hey, Jack, give me an easy as a chat if you're a hoodie gang.
Hey, hoodie gang.
What?
What is it, Jack?
It's too hot.
It's way too hot.
I live in Texas.
It's too hot.
Yeah, there's no way I'm doing that.
That's ridiculous.
Hey, hoodie gang.
That's ridiculous.
No, no, no, no.
That's ridiculous.
Are you living in the north?
You're north?
Are you northern or what?
We got the hoods up out here.
Hey.
Dude, it's way too hot, dude.
It is way too hot.
wearing a hat today which is very rare. You're not wearing a hat today? I know. Wow.
The curls are out, baby. The curls are out. Wow. Butter me up, put your picky in my
ass and call me Sally. That's incredible. You always wear a hat. Incredible. I know.
I know I know like 360
ship of the silly hit so uh new tech i heard you can load the cannons before you place them
you grab the ammo box oh look at the boxes
oh oh really oh
oh oh
oh coconut the sun
now.
Ooh, ooh.
The BoI of a great of fortune now.
Ooh.
Boom, boom, look at that.
Easy.
Also, also, I would be the wrong sign.
So I raided at a ceremony last night,
and he was playing solo,
and he was using, um,
oops, sorry, wrong sign.
Why is there a ton of stuff in this box?
There's like weapons stuff. Does someone forget to put their weapons on their body?
I think, uh, yeah, Coconut, you probably don't have for your loot.
Oh, no, I brought the pistol and the shotgun. That's all I brought.
There's a shotgun in here. Do you have your shotgun?
Yeah, I got my shotgun.
I'll take the shotgun. Can we just take it?
Uh-huh.
I'll take it.
What the hell? There's 20 beans in here.
Oh, wait. Those might be mine, actually.
I think those are mine.
What the hell, dude?
What are you looking at?
I've got beans on these.
but but but but tech tech some tech a little tech
Apparently you can load the cannons faster if you have a box in your hand you shoot
You go away from the cannon you load it with the box and then get back on the cannon and it's faster. I
Don't know. I'm sorry. We want it so you can load the the 80 millimeters faster if you load via a box. I
Just saw that so Ceremon was doing it last night
Wait, I'm so sorry. How have you been loading turns is a dodge dodge?
Have you I've been pressing R. I've just been putting that's what I'm gonna do. Do they press R right here?
Right, right, but I'm saying while you're shooting while you're shooting you have a box in your hand with the ammo
Instead of it being in the gun and it's apparently faster if you load via the box
Rather than just hitting R while you're shooting
I don't understand, so I take all the ammo to the gun.
I don't know for sure, but I saw him do it.
I know for sure it's faster.
I don't know exactly how to do it.
Should I ever shoot it?
Shoot it?
I have everyone in my box, it doesn't let me be long.
I can't reload it, I can't reload it.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's way faster.
Oh, I see that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So what you do is you hold the box in the amulet, right?
And then it says when you look at it, hold F to load cannon.
So watch, I'm going to unload it, and so this cannon has no shot right now.
I'm clicking left click, I'm not firing.
Now watch this, instead of pressing R to reload, I hop off, hold down F, boom,
guy, now it's ready.
What?
Wait, oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, it's faster, it's faster.
Wait, I just realized then why are we even using green terrorist?
You should use Rusty to turn some teeth.
That's, I don't know.
It's new tech.
Until they patch it.
That's definitely a patch.
That's definitely a patch, 100%.
And now that you've set it on the screen, it is 100% your bad.
Well, enjoy it for the night, boys.
Enjoy it for the night, boys!
Enjoy it for the night!
New tech alert!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Alright, we're gonna get AI here.
AI here.
Is there a kid or two?
We used this new technology on him, see how cool it is.
Honestly with the green, we might not even have to do the green pretty fast.
But we have the updates right now.
Okay, alright, right in front of the right here.
I'm just gonna sit us right here.
You can be out of repairs, you guys got this beautiful.
Looking at the problem around like idiots.
Hey, now I'm gonna try the regular way.
Beautiful, two down, two down, there's one more behind there.
We're gonna take off for a ride into the girth.
Hey, Mr. Sexy, now, after I got banned from my school harassment,
I have come to the conclusion that you stink.
Coop not. Gotcha.
Better luck for the fucker right now!
Man, it's hot!
It's hot, honey!
Guys, my tour was faster.
You gonna figure it out?
I'm asking my boys, guys, which one was faster?
Which one was faster?
I feel like the box method is technically faster,
but because we bought the green one,
is I'm gonna say mess up my aim a little bit.
It messes up my aim, having to hop back.
It might not be worth it.
It's one of those like, it's definitely a sweaty move,
but I feel like I'm not actually gonna do that.
I would say if we have rust deterrents,
we should do it since we have green ones, we should.
Yeah, you're probably right.
It's one of those, it's a very sweaty move,
but it's a lot of extra brain power
for a very, very small benefit.
Okay, we got two repair kits from the first two.
And you got those, I'll be going for the farm takeout.
We are good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit that.
You're in explosions in the distance.
There's definitely somebody nearby.
No!
You wanna come pick it up?
There's also a repair kit over here.
He's got three repair kits.
Oh, my god.
Okay.
Yeah, you also run the risk of misclicking.
And when you're in the heat of it.
Right, right, right.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just reporting.
I'm reporting the info.
Honestly.
Well, you're a stupid man with stupid eyes.
You're stupid, man. You're stupid idea.
I tried.
I'll take your pants off.
What?
I'm getting rewarded.
Is there wait?
Oh, zombie.
Is this a lesson in life?
Yes, you're about to learn a very valuable lesson.
very valuable. Help the captain, Captain Boneshaw. Put that on a teaser. Put that on a teaser
and put it on the bird store. You help the captain, the captain Boneshaw.
Oh my god. Blow that door! Blow it again! Beautiful!
Beautiful.
We're going backwards by the way, I don't know if you know that.
Yeah, let's get the naked one back there.
Alright boys, we are not leaving without this key this time.
We are finding this key.
There's people fighting right in front of us.
Where?
Oh my god.
Right?
If you look at the front of the ship, you just look out.
Oh no, he's fighting a clicker, he's fighting a clicker.
Alright, we got the group, we got the group.
Are we should gather and then we kill this guy go right to Casey. Yeah
Yep, yep, yep, he's on he oh, yeah, okay, dude. This guy's soft
Engine is so exposed. I don't know guys. Maybe we take him out
You know what let him let him see which way you go. Let him say man. I
Mean this guy is this guy is exposed. I mean he might as well have his entire penis and balls hanging out of his jeans
Enus and because this guy yeah
This is action
It's BPA ball penis action
I
Am dead serious this guy's gay and messed up, but dude
You know you're okay. I'm fine never been better never been better
Look at that!
He's got his head straight at us.
I know exactly.
He hasn't got a single AI. He hasn't killed a single...
I don't know if this guy's cannons on him.
This guy's getting messed up.
You come back to the ship?
Um...
It's so sad I might be able to handle this on my own.
I tell you, this guy is so sad.
So sad, we might, you guys might be able to keep loose.
You stay the worm, I'll cover the way, I'll beat their ass.
He's killing straight at us.
I really think I might be able to just handle this guy.
I'm coming down, I'm coming down here, mate.
He's coming right at us.
Yeah, let's hop back on the ship and just check him.
Yeah, maybe to be safe, maybe to be safe.
He's coming right at us.
I'll be right back.
Did he just react here again?
He just reacted here again.
He's reviving.
He just reacted here again.
I'm back.
I'll be right back.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, John.
I'm done.
I definitely should have handled this better.
Let me get that out of here.
No, damn it.
I'm about to get it straight.
How did we get that?
Thank you!
Oh my God!
Finally!
He's dead.
Is he dead?
Honestly, wait guys, honestly, wait.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can catch this shit.
I killed the other guy.
Very good work.
There you go.
I'll be right back.
One moment.
I'm going to see if I can capture this bad boy.
Dig it for ourselves.
Gentlemen, this is ship inspection.
Mandatory ship inspection.
Guys, the captain's quarters.
Oh, it was open.
Oh my God, it was open.
He's on you.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's dead.
Sir, can you open this door for me for a second?
I
Say
Very rude very rude
Nobody is opening the captain's door for me and I feel I feel single now. I feel I don't do it
Wait wait this guy's about to be smart. I feel like he's given a couple more seconds. You should give it
No, this is landmark landmark and this is this is round
Oh, I'm so sorry about this. Oh my god. Hey, how you doing boys? How you doing? I'm just gonna go ahead and
I'm on it. I'm on it.
Good work, Steve. Good work.
I don't think that is what.
Plenty of ammo. Huge re-up. Huge re-up right here, boys.
Beautiful work, everybody.
Very nice. Very nice. Oh, that's very nice. That's very nice.
We are looking daddy. We are looking juicy right now. We are looking juicy boy. I like
You got everything you got everything. Oh, I'll get the black box you get everything else
I'm gonna dump some boxes up the side if you guys wouldn't mind grabbing
ship
There you go after the couple boxes for you boys a couple boxes
Well the monsters are feeling down here get right down there. That's everything. That's all the loot. Hey, we're good
All right
All right, don't work me back on board. We're gonna finish looting that POI and it's gonna be out of the circle soon
Is we go right to KJ here? Oh man black key
What about KJ? KJ is not oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to KJ. It's actually close
Up on board, let me know what you guys are all here. There's still three boxes here that I need a little help with
Two boxes. Two boxes. I can dance a little bit.
Alright, alright. I'm popping up. I'm popping up.
Just right under that foot. Right there. Last box.
I got it.
Good work, D. Good work!
Good work!
Good work, everybody! Good work!
Excellent work out there, gentlemen. Excellent work out there.
All right to Kaiser
Guys here we go
They had a lot of useful we've got a lot of lot of speed moves here
I don't know how to reload it.
You don't reload the 40mm.
I don't?
No, no, that one has a cool down.
Cool down.
Oh, I forgot to grab the coral guys.
We forgot to grab the coral or unlock the room at that PLI.
Beautiful.
He totally forgot to do either of those very, very crucial things that we've been looking forward to doing.
Uh, unfortunate.
He could turn back. Should we turn back?
No, never.
Yeah, honestly, I dropped a box too.
Uh, should we turn back?
I don't know. Oh, I don't know.
We'll get more from killing more people.
Fuck it, fuck it. We're equal. We're equidistant.
Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. Fuck it. Whatever. Whatever.
Leave it! Leave us! Leave it!
We can go back and get both.
We have plenty of speedboats.
That would be a really bad decision, but...
I just realized, why are we going to Kaiser again?
It's for the key, the key.
Kevin, I just remembered that the first key is the green key that you get at random from any B.L.I.
So why have we been going to Kaiser at all, at any point?
I have no idea. I have no idea. I'm not quite certain
That's what I say that's what I will hold it well
Maybe the key will randomly spot in Kaiser and then we get a double key double key action. Oh my god
Look look look for keys remember what they I don't think it'll be in a box
I think it'll be laying down on something.
It'll sparkle.
It'll miss, it'll miss sparkle.
Like a dime.
It's high bright like a dime in.
High bright like a dime in.
Like a dime in.
Oh, the single ladies.
Put your hands up.
Is that the problem right here on south?
Is that diaper?
You know, that song is why I got into selling pussywaxes.
You know that?
Yeah, before I was a streamer, everyone knows I saw a pussywax. I said, let me help him out.
Hell no.
Let's do some gun.
Let it blow.
Our sales when you saw pussywax, were they good?
Oh, oh, you, are you kidding me?
I turned a $30 sale, they came in for a quick armpit wax.
boom we got the belly we got the upstairs area we got the we got the
left we got oh man I mean I mean you came in for a $30 wax I'm ringing you
up 250 bucks on the way up
The lamb, hmm?
Alright boys, start shooting!
Come on, boys, come on!
I had to be done.
I'm all my shots.
I did have some guys.
It was most ladies,
but I did have some guys,
and it was a little...
You would think that it would be more awkward talking to the ladies
about waxing their genitals,
but it was actually more awkward talking to the gods
about waxing their genitals.
Waxing them.
They're actually other parts
The ones who don't have all this guy
How many
We know we did
Now what's down
One more on the left, one more on the left.
New work, D, good work.
Oh, I can't turn.
Oh, alright, give me, you want to go with that bomb one?
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Actually, give me, you buy some repair.
I don't know.
Do a little repairing.
Little repair, little repair.
of these clankers items.
You see, nice.
Hey, give us the legs down real quick, and camera pair them.
Hey, hey, coconut, coconut, let me tell you something.
Let me tell you, I take great pride.
I take great pride in my, in my,
in my pussy wax selling days.
I take great pride.
Because, because, let me tell you, I was out there.
I was out there in the thick of it, in the bushes,
waving through the weeds.
You were doing what in the bushes?
Going through the tree.
I'm not finished with the vagina jokes gimmick, okay?
Um, I mean just yeah, I mean
Actually, I was okay. I actually can't think of any more
I was my last vagina joke
Give it you copy that was you copy that was my last vagina joke
I cannot believe you maybe look like a fool you literally
Sound some kind of imagine a wax salesman hiding in the bushes. It seems
I don't remember what it is at all.
I haven't sold waxes in three years.
You don't understand.
I was selling waxes and then three years ago a CIA agent came up to me and said,
you need to be an industry plan.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to view-bot your channel.
And I want you to tell everyone to join the army. I said, well shit
Okay, sounds easy enough to me
Oh, I forgot guys the army join eggs now
right now
Right now
Which army? Um, I'll just pick one. They would never see specific. They were never specific with um
Okay, which one very good. Very good. They would never specific with that
one. Um, honestly, I mean, I mean, I would say if you want to be on the winning team
during the US Army, if you want some action, it'd be like, you know, pick any of
the guys that fight each other. Oh, I bought a boxy. If I was you save.
Yeah, pick one. Um, yeah. I mean, it's up to you.
The hell of it. You also joined like the Swedish Army. I don't think those guys
I don't think they're gonna do anything.
That's like a rest of relaxation.
That's an R&R Army. That's an R&R Army.
Canadian Army, then. They're just a neutral. It's like them does.
Honestly, Canadian Army is no joke.
Probably the best one to join because they never have to fight.
And even if there was a big fight, we're probably going to take care of it for them anyway.
Exactly. They just ride mousse all day.
Yeah, they're just chilling next to the United States.
R&C and P? The R&C and P? They just ride a mousse all day.
Oh, that's fine. That's fine.
That's why the Chilean Army to join.
even if we get a big conflict and those guys love war crimes you already know
you're gonna be doing some cool stuff oh yeah you're getting war crime
committed you know that notorious notoriously yeah yeah I mean you're
gonna be chilling and even when you do go to war you're gonna be able to do
some crazy stuff I fucking Canadian maple syrup is fucking awesome I don't
know what anyone says Canadian people see it is very good Canadian bacon
horrible disgusting yeah what's up with Canadian bacon are the pigs and
Canada some shit. I don't know. I don't I think it's one big sigh out. Mm-hmm. I
Just learned the word sigh out recently. So I've been using it. Sorry for you. It's a good word. It's a great word
It's a great word. I love it
Hey, fuck you bud. Oh, God, I think we riled up the Canadians. Oh my goodness. Oh, my oh
Oh, that's like that's like a slur in their life listen listen is that really how it goes?
Fuck you bud. That's a slur. Oh, dude. Oh god. It's a compliment. We've upset the Canadians
Hopefully they don't see the Prime Minister tomorrow on the news doing blackface
Not again
He's out again! He's out again!
He's out, I mean, he, uh, that's Yanderell.
Oh, that, oh that's Gallywag!
Oh, that son of a bitch, he's out again.
Son of a bitch.
Just a trip down so silly.
He's such a silly little wily, isn't he?
He's a silly wily.
He's a silly goose.
Whatever you say, you can definitely say he's a silly goose.
Wait wait wait actually I have to get real here for saying gimmick. Do you remember those black tarps?
I told you about I think this is one of them
So if this if this city was in the in the last circle, I think these couches that are under here would reveal themselves
And they'd be like major loon. I mean
Yes, yes, yes, okay. You're in the main building right like that one up the main steps
Right below the main steps. So you went for black tarps. That's what my buggy ladies said, but I might be getting one guy
I don't know
Mean it feels like a weird one guy. Now would be kind of weird one guy. Yeah seems oddly specific. You know one guy
I got multiple weird core not one guy that's true. It's true. Okay. Okay. That's why I died. I was thinking that'd be a weird one guy
Highly specific
I pat wait I passed a lot of coral a lot of coral guys. I
Yeah, it's all, it's just, it's so the zombies I think drop them sometimes, so, so...
Wait, how do you get the coral from like these coral deposits? How do you...
I don't know if you can, I think they just spawn around them.
Guys, can you, can you get coral from here?
Oh, uh, really need a shovel?
I have a shovel, I got a shovel.
Do you? Wait, you might try to get on the coral deposit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me, let me, let me test this out, science style.
I already tried Red Barrel. That doesn't work.
Alright, I'm gonna go try it Science Style.
Okay.
I checked. We seem to be good. I don't see any enemies on the horizon.
Oh, and we have that Red crate in the main building that we really need.
100%.
Me and Explosive Bill to get in there, too.
I'm just gonna go ahead and do that while I wait for you.
I'm gonna grab that red crate while I'm waiting for you to do the coral thing.
Alright, alright, I'm trying to make my way up, okay?
Also, this place has crazy stuff.
As a crazy gun, it's a crazy arm every time.
Yeah, anybody got a 11mm ammo?
Oh, that's rare, that's rare.
That is rare.
I don't know if this shovel does anything on this coral.
I have a shovel on me. I can't equip it pick up treasures one-time use one-time use
Apparently
Was I'm getting rich up here. Oh my goodness. I'm getting rich max RNG max RNG and there's the red box is red box
Oh boys. I am cooking. I'm cooking right now. I'm cooking
McQueen, McQueen!
Oh, dude, there's coral everywhere here in the bank.
There's a lot of coral here. There's a lot of coral here.
Say, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh man, oh man, there's a lot of coral.
Oh.
Okay, go quick.
Nobody's at the ship.
Shiff way, I...
I filled the box up if you want to take it back.
I'll take this one back, yeah?
I'll take this one back.
Oh my god dude, we are getting a little wealthy.
We are getting wealthy.
Oh this is generational.
This is generational wealth right here.
Remember look for loose loot.
That green key doesn't spawn in a box.
Spawns like just loose.
I wonder where it dies.
Can't believe I'm so curious.
Somebody was saying it's not random.
That's a weird first time check.
That'll happen though.
You never know what it might happen.
Everybody is different.
Yeah, different strokes. You know what I mean?
Literally, literally, literally.
I would have done it 30 minutes ago in the call.
Oh?
I don't care.
I'll admit it. I don't care.
Okay, you make me blush.
Hey, boys can be boys, you know?
Boys can be boys.
Hey, fuck it, guys.
Oh, I know you can. You gotta do.
Just came. I bet they just came and chatted.
What you gotta do, what you gotta do in this world, you know what I'm saying?
They think we don't know.
Type 1 if you're coming.
Life is complicated. You gotta take comments where you can hmm. Hey who looted the roof? Oh
My goodness. Oh, you were right cocoa. You were right. What I said type
What if you're coming and we got we got a lot of ones you got a lot of one
We're in world record territory, which buddy is Murphy the Twitch staff has been swatching on I'm a sweat
I want to be like he's like hovered over the special twins staffer for fun
Hey Murphy, how you doing? We appreciate your hard work
You're a good man. You're a good man
Please don't ban me bad coconut. You're honestly gonna you are one person who should have been bad
what you guys you know I almost got banned the other day would you hear that
when you were wearing that Superman outfit in becky's meeting I pretended to
suck your cock yeah yeah they did not like that they did not like that they
did not enjoy that oh and not enjoy that I was not that was that the twin
staff did not enjoy that little message no no no I think
now they never tell you directly right because I need to like to keep it vague
so they can kind of like do whatever they want which I respect I respect I'm just
gonna look at you look at you I think the rule is you can make the this the
sucking wiener sound you just can't have a wiener in front of you I mean you
can you can see wieners and you can make it as a sound I have both like Conan
Conan exiles there's like full nudity and from everything I understand it's
It's like you can have full nudity on you just can't make it weird, but God the self-control it takes
Yeah, yeah, well, no, that's the thing is they don't actually tell you the exact rules they keep it a little bit vague
I'm just guessing I'm just guessing I think
They kind of vibe it out, which I think
That's the right way to do it.
I think that's the right way.
If I was Twitch, I'd keep it vague.
Do that way I can just kind of do whatever I want.
Yeah, pro.
That's what I'm doing.
Yeah, yeah.
You just kind of find out.
You kind of chill it.
Take it as it goes.
I feel like you know when you cross the line.
You get a little sweaty.
Your temperature rises.
Yeah, yeah, temperature rises.
Pox, I feel like.
Oh, shit.
Oh, was that the line?
Did I cross that?
You know.
You know when you cross.
Yeah, you know.
I'll eat rice this week.
Okay, I cook it just in random stuff.
It's done, I'm fired, grandma, we can't eat rice this week, it's done.
I've got two boxes, I need help bringing one of them, is there anyone mind?
Oh god, I can't get up these damn rocks.
Although maybe I just stay on the ship for now, hold on, let me do it.
Oh, we got a circle coming in as well.
We're fine.
We're good, we did not find the key, honestly, I'd like to Google where this key spawned.
I know it's random, but like, I'd be like, I'd love to do this key here.
I would love to do this key.
Does anybody know, like,
does anybody have any information that would help us find
the randomly spawning green key?
Like, is it only like on round boxes or like,
only on like, like whatever?
Your mom's house, the video said valuable saves.
It's completely random.
Sponsors and saves, I know that.
And Sponsors and Saves.
Saves.
Sponsors tables.
Sounds like it's Sponsors and Saves.
uh... how do you really want to get that idea from you absolute idiot
just walk i guess true
it's going to go
uh... yeah i have been medically tested as stupid even though i have a high IQ high EQ
i'll tell an IQ test instead of 60s i don't believe that shit one bit
average is 50 you're actually smart
i believe there's animals that have higher than 60
there's animals that have higher IQ than 60
believe dolphins actually those dolphins you've been killing i think are smarter than coconut
How did a dolphin take an IQ test?
Exactly, that's why it's all closed.
That doesn't sound right at all.
Okay, first of all, everybody knows IQ tests are bullshit.
It's a secret.
Yeah.
It was a secret.
There's no way I'm sure.
You didn't get no dolphin and IQ test.
No way.
There's no way.
No, you didn't.
There's no way.
No, you didn't.
I'm a genius.
No, you didn't.
Guys, first off.
It's illegal to talk to dolphins.
federal illegal like I tell you the time I'm here where I think he's right about
that actually I see you can not talk to them can't talk to them no I'm not even
doing that pretty good son you know I'm actually it's true it's true you can not
talk to dolphins you cannot communicate with me I'm pretty sad to actually am I
doing the hell does that even mean that's what I'm saying stop me for
I'm talking to the dolphin. I'm talking to the dolphin.
Dude, I live in California.
Yeah, I've literally, like, held onto a dolphin's fin
and glided through the water.
And I was definitely talking to it.
Guys, guys, guys, if it's even going to drop,
they gotta know some crazy stuff.
They gotta know some crazy stuff.
Like I said, we gotta go to Asia
and talk with the Asian dolphins.
I think they'll talk to me.
We'll make a meeting. We'll do another meeting.
Either way, guys, this last circle is kind of crazy.
There's like no other POIs.
Do we go back up to four?
Dolphin told me you're fat.
That's true.
I think it's a good thing we didn't see legal to talk to Dolphins.
I think it's a good thing, actually.
I think it's a good thing.
We didn't lose this nullifier.
I am on the side of making it illegal to talk to Dolphins.
That was the good choice. That was the right choice.
We didn't lose this lower part and there's barely any PY's left in the circle
Okay, okay, dude, why is it illegal to have dolphins if they can't
I heard the dolphins actually intuitively have the
Oh my god, you got the empty
I
Hundred percent Shamu I mean he was an undercover agent
Yeah, dude
I did hear about Shamu get killed under mysterious circumstances in a hotel in Las Vegas
I heard that he was found with the heart of Africa and 14 miles of black
What happened when what happened when Harambe died the world change
We entered a time portal yeah, yeah, we entered a time portal with Harambe died
What do you mean by that?
Everything what the shit dude?
I'm telling ya.
Yeah, when Harami died we entered a time portal that now Maacock is four times larger.
Oh?
What?
How did that happen?
Yeah
It's real confusing guys.
Oh my god, we had that happen.
I guess it works out for some people.
Hey what?
Like it works out for some people better than others.
I think for some, for some of us positive.
For some of us positive.
Yeah, for some of us positive.
For some of us positive.
random. Dicks out for Harami was actually based on me. Uh oh guys I got a radio beacon box here
should. Oh sure. Yes yes absolutely absolutely absolutely. I'm gonna I'm not gonna pick it up yet.
You can get a second. Of course. The time where Sheld gets naked and watches you from the bathtub
is an ASMR. I mean compare actually of course. Do you think Sheld's in the bathtub watching
us now? That's actually huge. I cursed your bath. What are you saying about me? I love
I think a peanut is like two centimeters.
No, my cock was one centimeter and now it's four centimeters after Harambe died.
Oh, but I'm saying-
Put that on a t-shirt.
Put that on a t-shirt and sell it on my merch store.
Wellness check on the Twitch staff in your chat.
Wellness check.
dude is there any way we can bust this red door open there's so much wood in
there yeah yeah yeah we have a red barrel I'm looking for it I'm looking for it
I use one it's a whole warehouse of shit that's we got to get this I don't see one
we could there could be another
but does everybody have a green jacket there's one over here it's green after
blue
uh... no no greens worse than blue
he was in blue yeah
but it's better than
nothing in that
that then you know what you're going to be right here right here right here
hard
check in the circle
i'm going to warehouse open up all my god
all my god
we're good on circle this circle is coming to you see for a while we
We see for
Get all in there and stuff
Oh, there's a sardine thing here. Did you find the kind of radio?
Rifle it's so great. It's so great. Oh
This game is so good, it's true
It just came out. Actually, it's not even out yet. I think this is a pre-release.
No way.
Dude, if they ever take this game away from me for even one day, I'm going to sue them.
You should. As you should.
As is my right. As is my right.
Production lining up with slime.
Wait.
What?
Oh.
Oh, dude. Look at this.
Why?
transfer one of those purple crystals into 10 boosters in this machine.
Oh, fuck.
It's a press machine.
I don't know if that's worth it, but it might be.
No, that's not worth it at all. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, that's kind of what I'm thinking about.
Guys, I've seen one of those where you put in 40 alloy
and you get a blue 80 millimeter turn.
mm-hmm mm-hmm oh by the way I had there's like I've been looting all these coral so before we before we
extract peanut you need to go around these crates and oh yeah thank you Richard thank you
thank you call you the coral man thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank
you don't mind if I call you coral man I would I would prefer coral lassie coral lassie conqueror
of Europe. Oh. Did you? Which parts of Europe? Most of it. You don't mind me asking. Most
of it. Most of it. Most of it. Most of it, yeah. Yeah. Most of it. Most of it. Most
of it, yeah. Well, she was like a youngest con situation. Well, well, this was a long
time ago. This was a long time ago. Right. Unlike Genghis Khan. Yeah. Yeah. No, this
was after Genghis Khan. This was after Genghis Khan. Um, but before World War
show okay uh-huh yeah I yeah yeah this is like a middle ground yeah middle ground
middle ground got it got it I'm the one that killed the queen am I allowed to
say that way hello that's just in my in my grab psych in my grab also she died
of natural causes in my grab force of nature my grab in my grab in my grab
That guy's guy's guy's guy's real person real person coming coming coming going. Shit shit shit shit. Um that direction
Something something something something something something okay. There's no I think we got most of it
Want us I don't know I don't know they're going right to left they're going to right to left
I see him yet
Oh
Yeah black smoke
They turn they turn they go right boys they're coming right boys. They want us. They know they're not I lied
They're shooting something else. Will you shoot?
You just do a warning. God. We just left the starting box up there. It's not a big deal. Starting box is only a hundred hundred silver. Yeah
I'm out of the streets with these lights, I have to go to my kitchen to get some more.
Should we fuck this guy up?
Wait, wait, I have to go to my streets with these lights.
We got a minute. Run! Run!
We're running, we're running, we're running!
It's gonna be perfect, don't go.
I'm ready, gimmick. I'm ready, gimmick.
This is gonna be, oh my god, dude. We're gonna cut him right off.
How do you know if he sees us?
He's kind of preoccupied with that AI.
Yeah, he's gonna have some legs damaged and shit.
Oh my god. He might see us.
Oh, he's going the opposite way. He definitely sees us.
I have returned! I have returned!
He's 180. He's 180.
I felt the rumble of the earth as he ran they go ahead
Wrap around
Look at him go, look at him go!
FIRE!
Right hand turned destroyed, turned destroyed!
Oh my god, he's fucked.
Right hand, another turn, another turn!
Turn destroyed, two turns down!
Wait, we didn't add any, I'm not even gonna boost us.
That's fire?
Eh!
That's God.
All his lights are broken, there's no way he can outrun us.
There's a robot on the left! There's a robot on the left! Ignore them! Ignore them! Go right for the thing!
Open the reactor! Open the reactor! Open the reactor! Open the reactor!
Nice to meet you!
Where's the robot gun?
Oh, robot's fucked up!
We're good for the charge!
Metamarmad!
What's with our shit?
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Guys, they've got loot!
They've got loot!
They've got loot boys!
They've got loot!
I think somebody else might be approaching hold on I'm gonna stay on the ship keep
Yeah, keep looting, keep looting, keep looting, I'll tell you.
Yeah, the AI is dead. I don't think we killed them.
Somebody might be... I'm gonna turn us around facing the other way.
Okay, I'm not on the ship right now.
I know, I know. I'm just gonna turn us facing the way we came,
because I think somebody's coming from behind.
I
Know what are you doing taking it off you're gonna use this I just think of the amulet week
Yeah, touch the turn ammo touch the turn ammo. I'm gonna leave out the shelf. I'm gonna float my turkey in a second
I
Do they do all their shit like
Yeah, let me do the top of the gun we grab the black box and the rest of the church you get that you get that
Okay
There's some some little some some these guys would juice these guys with this is a good help this was a good kill gentlemen
You
Hear those there's definitely somebody on the horizon I hear that our engines off though. They shouldn't be able to see us
Well, we'll see the smoke with the ship in it tonight, right, but but I
Mean at least for me when I see it like that smoke. I'm way less
Locked in than when I see the thin smoke. Oh my goodness. You weren't kidding coconut. Oh my god
Are we leaving then? Are we gonna go back for the rest of the fight?
Uh, there's a body, there's a body, there's a body.
I need one extra box, I need an empty box.
Got it guys, I need everything.
Top shells still have plenty of room, top shells still have plenty of room.
That's everything, that's everything. We're good to go, we're good to go.
You got it all?
Here we go, we got it all.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm pulling up the cannon.
There's another ship at the extract.
We got to fight our way, right?
They might get out before if they've already started extract they're gone
But if they haven't started it yet, it looks like they're kind of far away from it
I don't think they've actually started it yet. We might be able to get these guys
Make sure there's oh shit. We're gonna get AI on us
Let's just kill these guys kill these AI because I think those guys are too far away. They're gonna extract
Thanks, watch this watch
Your kids are a little low coco you might want to swap them out
Like it's low the cannons are low because they're both 40 millimeters
Do I want to swap it out for my 80 millimeter on the backside?
What's down?
Beautiful!
How'd you get there?
There it is!
It's a beast, a beast!
On her face.
It's not like you're rushing in just like the last three!
three
Boosting excellent work everybody
I'm down the sub yeah, I'm swapping
Actually, I looted a bunch of 40 millimeters on one of the boxes. Oh, I'll grab that go for fun that fun
They put that bottom one of the bottom boxes
You're leaving me leaving me bunch. Oh shit
Oh
There's a fuel rod in the middle of the air. Oh, they might as there's two to pick it down here
I need multiple looters. I need multiple looters. Oh, and I got red. I got a red fuel thingy
I'm turning us around. I'm turning us around. We're not gonna we're not gonna get these other guys
We'll give it a second. He's really think Tuesday's food. We all hop off and grab these were pickets
We should be good. There's two this you see the one I'm at not this one
Oh, there's the pickets on all of them. Oh my god
I'm bringing the ship around, I'm bringing the ship around, if we all go to one and grab
one revacate we'll be done immediately.
Also three of our legs are on fire.
Yeah, I'm going to push right in the middle of all these guys, I'm going to stop this
and I'm going to drop the engine because I've got to repair some stuff up here too.
Give me a sec, three, two, one, I'm stopping here.
Legs are the ins and outs of your pants, yeah.
Give me a good hit there, Fizz.
Woo!
Yep, yep, I got it.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'll grab the repair kit, we'll see it.
All of me, gang, all of me, gang.
I
All repair quick kids acquired we are good to go we are good to go boys
You saw head towards those cool again. You were speaking up
Right right right
you find that 40 will be the end McCookle yeah I don't know how to refill it
though you just put it in the box put it in the box not your inventory I say
I still have my friend Gage's birthday he would love to be given a happy
birthday and a birthday this isn't a cameo service
I
Hope it is physical it pull a bad
Oh shit, but he was there in the circle now
It we have you to uh, oh guys. They're gone. They're gone. They're gone, right? Oh, they are gone
Yeah, we're good. We're good. We guys go up here and then we might find another we got to go around this minefield, though
Hey, hold up. We wait should we stay till the last circle to see if the dreadnoughts bodies?
Absolutely
Guys, what is the dread not look like is it like fall out of the sky does it like on earth from the sand
We we should go back to Caser and go into that black tarp
We say yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's do it big
from the sand
It looks like we're gonna shot there's shots right in front of us. What is this?
I don't know what I'm trying to fix the reel of this ammo.
Right, right.
We'll repair it when we get to Kaiser.
Going up time.
Kaiser is technically, it's technically outside the circles right on the edge, Bill.
Kaiser's out of the circle?
I don't think so.
I'm sorry.
I mean.
It's been half, been half.
Well, it's a moment.
Yeah, but the next circle is blue one.
either way either way we go we gotta go quick
oh we got more oh okay I somebody told me some tech in chat what right before
this spawns I go into reverse they'll spawn behind us wait really that's what
I heard I'm gonna try oh my good you sorry go ahead go ahead did we want
one of mine is guys the people are behind us the people are behind us real
people behind us real people behind us real people directly by the AI spot
behind us you want to fucking get around turn around on them turn around on
Let's go kill these guys!
They've got a license to blow up!
If they kill these guys, we're whole free!
Man!
You're not dead white!
You guys are my show juice!
I'm taking these guys to probably show juice, gentlemen!
Madam Hammond, go, go!
I gotta move the gun!
You still love the gun?
No, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go!
I'm fucking it!
We just do a guy going.
We got a guy on our left, we got a guy on our left.
Let him have it, go go!
Who's going to street that guy?
Straight for that guy!
Straight for him!
Where's it I tell you this is the last guy in the lobby if we kill him we're home free we get
I don't see him. I don't see him. Can we turn off the engine drop the engine per se. I'm gonna repair the engine
He's right he should be right in front of us like like 500 meters
I
Make sure everything's repaired make sure things full health before we do this final battle boys. I didn't make hold on
I gotta look my ammo. I have like no ammo. I
use a lot
Any 40 millimeter anywhere, I'll find out I'll make sure you I'll make sure you guys are good meter on me top left box down here
I
Are legs okay, I don't know I would check our dough check our legs like top left box. I'm hearing the legs
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna load the 40 millimeter for you. Yeah, thank you a lot of Queen. Oh, I heard shots
I heard that too. Oh fuck. Oh, yeah, I'm glad to see two of you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know
Is it the back? Okay that one's good. That one's good. Wait, which one of these need the ammo? They all have a decent amount of ammo.
We want to make sure that he needs at least 120 at each of them. Yeah, we're good, we're good.
No type you hold R. Yeah! I got it, I got it, I got it.
Alright boys this is the last one to get in the lobby. We killed this guy, we're rich!
Wait, I don't see him still. Just directly tell me where to go Tim. Oh, tell me where to go.
Oh, he firstly hit the circle.
That's outside the circle. He had to have gone left. He had to have gone left.
There's a way he, if he went right, he'd be dead. Right? Unless he, if he went right, he should be right here in front of us.
We're on it. I close you right now.
What a very high post.
If he went to our right, he should be right in front of us or he's dead.
The only other option is he went left.
Got to be dead.
Okay, we're going left.
If he died in a circle,
do we want it to do the black tarp or kill this or hunt for this guy black key
you got like two seconds to decide yeah just hold on to me the black tarp
oh listen oh yeah you guys stay on the ship I'm gonna go to the black tarp of
the day what the fuck which is oh my god was they can come out of the smoke at
any moment they could this could come out of this smoke in any moment
gentlemen any moment they can come out on the edge I'm looking on the edge I'm
gonna bring that ship just slightly into the circle here
I'm scared what's that a damn don't be scared pop-up penis with the pop-up
penis with you wait that's no I think we are in the destroyed clink I we are
in the circle so we are good guys I'm telling you there's two options either
one this guy died in the circle or two he's about to pop out on us right here
this month that's the only two options these south east is that him no no that's
that smoke is traveling too slow for it to be him
is you how fast ours is smoking that that's way too slow
I
You guys keep your eyes
I just saw rocket come from southeast really. Yeah, yes
Oh, so I'm gonna take the black top. I'm gonna go to the bike top. Let me know. Let me know keep you people jumping
Give me something. I'll be more of a voice
So wait
Yeah, I wonder if we had to wait till the last circle closes in the black top. Oh my god
He was right the black top is down the chance are exposed. You're doing it little quick. Do you need help?
There's a red item. Oh my god. I need a box. I need a box
back scoot back scoot
there should be plenty there should be plenty
you need help
I got the green silencer I got the green silencer
oh my goodness
people is waiting for other black tarms
you need more than one black tarm
because there's only one black tarm per village
unknown
what the fuck is that noise
he's shooting me down dad
I
Know there's three there's three I'm gonna go grab the other ones
Like top like top. Where's your back top at? Where's your back time? It was the black term still there
We might just be looking for I would have not just be looking for black top right now or if the black top is not there anymore
Is that like tarp?
Yeah, one of these kinds of black top
oh my god it does holy dingle holy dingle oh my god oh my god this is another red
thing the protective dome I just gotta protect the dome
I'm getting here take your time we're good we're in the circle circle there's
definitely one more oh good that mimic you're nothing like I just saw white
explosion like a fucking new keys oh it is probably him dying to the circle
Oh my god
That did circle for sure
I'm dropping boxes off you grab these okay. Oh, I'm an idiot
I'm gonna get it the box
Even a just keep looking where you're looking
I
Just saw two guys die down here
The three boxes for you see boxes. Yes, yes, yes, you oh
Baby
You see him coconut
It should have a like a thin black smoke looks like an engine
I saw two ships die like to like white new things just went off
We got a peanut dessert last we got 51 seconds
Guys we can't die here
Drop it up drop it up drop it up right here. Oh, I'm an idiot. Oh my god. Keep falling off
We have so little time
Make sure the engines on coconut make sure the engines on okay, okay
Engine is on engine is on
We got a move, bro. I'm coming up coming up coming up coming up. Go go go go. Oh
I'm coming we got a lot of boxes. You know the boxes I got them. I got them. I got them
They're a lot of them around the doorstep. I'm just throwing them in the captain's quarters or whatever bunk. This is a yes
Fuck I
I feel uneasy my ass was twitching guys
We are facing the right direction peanut. Let me know exactly when you hit the ladder. I'm already on
To the extra
They had to have I think you know that new cat to be them this to nooks
Wait guys, I see the last person. He's at the exit right now exactly through the green smoke
Wait, is that orange blood?
Yeah, there's only one left. That's not good, bro. That's not good, bro. We have to shield run.
If we got, honestly, they're probably gonna be out the time to get there.
No boost, boost, boost, boost!
Where's that boost at?
I got boost, I got boost.
We're all dead.
We can't put loot on a ship.
Where's the dreadnought at?
Did the dreadnoughts run?
I don't know.
Where's the Dreadnought? Where's the Dreadnought look like?
Keep it lookout. Just tell me. I'm heading straight for them unless I hear otherwise.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Put it on the boosted.
FALLEN STEAM AHEAD!
Is the Dreadnought is the extra?
Is the blue ammo better or is the red ammo?
Red.
Got it.
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah, they're out, they're out, they're out.
We got it, so we just gotta hit the extra beacon.
What do we do?
Shit, we're gonna spawn AI here.
Yeah, how are these on twine AI?
That might be the dreadnought, that might be the dreadnought.
Oh, that's...
Where are they?
That's gotta be the dreadnought.
Is that the dreadnought?
That's the dreadnought, that's the dreadnought!
Eat it!
Okay, it's coming.
Oh, god.
It's not the dreadnought, it's just regular SDI!
Kill the clankers, kill the clankers!
Back to one left, white!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Fuck the loot, fuck the loot!
We're going back to the dreadnought!
Where's the dreadnought? Where is it?
Yeah, it's in the extraction area, so you just go around the ship to the other side?
I'm going for the dreadnought. I'm going for the dreadnought.
Give it, give it.
Oh, oh, it's the one more robot, two more robot.
Who's going to keep that robot?
I'm on him, I'm on him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm just going around, I don't see a dreadnought.
The dreadnought is the ship! It's the ship!
The giant black ship!
Oh.
Oh, I got to get white.
Oh
My god
I don't want boss.
They're jumping out of the box.
I'm going to call the extractor, I'm going to call the extractor.
How long do we have?
Where's your extractor?
I'm calling extractor, I'm calling extractor.
He's close, he's close.
Call it now, call it now.
I'm going up, I'm going up, I'm going up.
Yeah, I can get it.
And just get where we can get.
I'm calling it, I'm calling it.
Lock it, lock it.
Give it, shoot that motherfucker right now.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
Go go go go, top shelf, there's only one on the top shelf, ship arriving, 49 seconds.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Go go go go go go.
We have like three more spots.
Don't worry about, don't get, don't get too crazy.
Alright, fuck it.
Don't get too crazy.
Oh, box, do I do anything here?
We just gotta hit the road, we just gotta hit the road.
Where's the road?
It's 122 sands.
I'm getting more shit!
It's an icey red thing!
We can go look at it!
Oh my god! I see more loot! I see more loot!
There's a red door!
Oh my god!
There's always time for more loot!
There's always time!
No! No! No!
Fuck!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know ship caliber oh that means it's gonna be launched up wait where's the ropes
It's so much.
Oh my God.
It's 35 seconds.
It's time for more.
We're friends! We're friends!
We're friends! We're friends! We're friends!
We're friends!
And it's too easy, too easy.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
I didn't even check with the box, I just got out.
I wanted to seal that deal.
deal. Max goop. Max goop rain. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see what we got. Everybody
up. Let's see what we got. Oh my God. Oh my God. I got 15,777. I got 13.5K. Holy
Oh my God.
I have to pee.
I've been holding it for like an hour.
I have to go right now.
I'll be right back.
Be right back.
Can't even wear a jacket!
And don't matter cause I'm the one that knows you best!
Talk to me girl!
Boys, huge, huge, absolutely huge!
dude. I'm feeling good. Oh my god. Oh my god. I wonder if I got enough coral. We see
as I only got two coral. I did get enough mixtures out. There was that there's just
no time for the coral. There's just no time for the coral. You have to get coral. You
You gotta get the core. Honestly, if you want the coral, we should just hit a POI and then just get all the coral funneled to you, extract, and then reset.
Because we are never, every single time we extract.
We do not come for half! We came for it all!
I agree, but you're never gonna get the coral because every time you extract, it takes me a thousand years to get coral.
I want maxed out! I want maxed out!
All right
Also, I have a question. I'm asking all chats so gimmick and cover if you could watch this
Is there any way?
I don't think it's shovel word right gimmick
Say what I is there any way to get those coral deposits in the cities?
Is there any way to get them? I the shovel did not do anything. I'm sure we're gonna pick ax oh
Oh, well we can do at the end I we can refuse the coral at the end
I don't think you can refuse specific items.
I'm getting a lot of people saying that you refuse the coral at the end.
Well, you can refuse specific items.
Those coral are just zombie spawn points. That's it. That's what I'm hearing.
So we refuse the coral next round and you get it all.
Okay, you click on the item. That's a good idea. Boom. That's a good idea
Honestly guys if you really want to hammer this out because because I mean the the reactor that I'm about to unlock
It's like whatever it's the reactor after that that increases our health of our reactor by literally
3000 HP from six thousand five hundred nine thousand five hundred so if you guys can reject them the mixtures
The origin crystals and the coral for one round
I could probably get both those updates and max this about and if you guys reject gunpowder
I can get C4. I can reject gunpowder. I'm gonna take that
Beautiful oh my god. Oh also I can buy us
Wait, what is the what is this? I miss the best cannon in the game
What did we oh my god was there set up cannons on that ship that were blue
Not tell me there was set up kids because I wasn't even looking for that
My god, I'm getting whether there was
Nation I could have grabbed
Oh my god!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
There's no way we missed a blue can.
Oh my god.
Listen, you gotta do it again.
We told you we told you we didn't listen to you guys.
The green pistols cost mixtures.
I didn't listen!
And coins?
And that's...
You're fucked!
They don't cost actual coins. They cost other shit.
This is highly unusual.
That's right.
Yep.
Highly unusual.
Sorry.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Sorry.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that was good.
Because I'm getting word that we didn't just miss blue cannons, that there is
a a un-tech-tree-able red cannon.
Well, let's let's just pretend we got one guy, even though I think we all know that
I've never even seen a red cannon.
We got to do it again.
We got to get to the we got to get to the final circle.
Look, I'm giving there's only a 14% chance that the dreadnought spawns.
We got and you're saying we got that 14% chance lucky ducky. Yes
Good gimmick, let me tell you something else not only do we miss the can I saw a red thing on the side of the ship
Like one of those doors you blow up and there was a whole interior of the ship. We did not get I know we had seconds seconds
The sweet we left too early dude next time
I think we popped the extract too early.
We popped the extract too early, because we had to leave.
We had to leave.
Guys, I'm pretty sure, we think about this for a second, giving.
We were in the red circle when we popped the extract, like two games ago, we still survived.
So why not wait till the circle fully closes and hit that bitch?
That's what I'm saying.
So I'm hearing that, like, if you hit the extract, the red won't kill you.
Is that true?
I don't know.
Everybody seems to say like if you hit the extract in time before the red consumes you,
then even when the red closes in you still won't die.
That's what I've heard but it is unconfirmed, very much so.
Oh, heal through it.
So all you have to do is keep one guy on it, healing the engine.
Okay.
All right.
You know what?
How about this?
Let's do like this.
We have one guy on the ship that's checking the map and healing and as soon as the
circle touches the butt of our ship on the map not the physical one the map ship
You hit the right next fact we hit the extra thing a fair amount of time. That seems like a fair amount of time
I mean it we would have had an extra minute
Minimum it and and if now that we know to look look for the cannons and stuff. Oh god, dude
I didn't look at it in my hands. What are what kind of we rocker I could have grabbed one and roped
Well coconut I always thought it was rusty green blue, but I'm getting one that there's a fourth level of cannon
That's right that we missed
That's what I'm hearing
That's what I said why didn't you tell me that before we left yeah
Yeah, and all they had to say was we told you we told you didn't listen you're an idiot your fact
You know what loves you where's your father at? And I said wait a minute. I said wait a minute very specific
Where is it? I say I don't know so
specific what are you gonna do
wait
That's what that's not important right now
Really it's chat fault. Yeah guys. Thank you Murphy. It's chat spot. It's our seat
RC every death. We have a chat spot every
Dude, I can't believe this.
Exactly, exactly.
Thank you.
I can't believe this.
Honestly, I've been thinking that the whole time we just needed someone brave enough to
say it.
Oh my God.
I can't believe this.
Murphy might be an ally.
Murphy is an ally.
Murphy, welcome in.
Welcome in.
Hey, welcome in.
Stop Asian hate.
That's what I say.
That's right.
I'm an ally.
Wait, why do you say it like that?
like that. That's why I'm being so courageous on the internet voice. Please talk about how
brave and stunning I am. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. Hold on that way. Why are you standing
like a goblins? That's why you're not an ally. That's my brave and stunning voice. Sounds
like a goblin voice. What do you mean? Are you not an ally?
I'm going to the Ally Association. I'm going to the Ally Association. I'm going to have
to analyze this. It sounds like coconut. I hear it. No, you don't
know what you're doing. You're going to say it. I hear it. Wait. No, no, no. Hey, hold
on now. I hear it. We don't know ourselves. That's not cool. Wait, no, no, hold on.
I wait. I'm an ally. No, I'm an ally. It doesn't sound like it does not sound
like a cheat. I'm an ally of allies. I don't know, dude. That's not real. I call
Honestly, honestly, I know you can tell by my tone.
I'm offended.
You have a finished coconut.
Can we just pretend this didn't happen?
I don't think so.
I don't think it's a fastest.
Can you guys do me a favor and delete the bots?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
No?
I don't think so.
I'll be fine.
What's sec Twitter tomorrow?
It's not gonna look good for you, dude.
They're already coming.
They're already going for you, buddy.
They're already going for you.
I'm a satellite, you were.
I'm your ally's favorite ally.
Say goodbye to your career, buddy.
It's over.
It's over for your ass.
Sorry, Tom.
Sorry.
That's it.
There it goes.
There it is.
But we got it.
We got it.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Hold on guys, I'm gonna listen, I'll whip up a YouTube apology video.
You whip up a YouTube apology video and say sorry I didn't know the trees in Japan would
like that.
I'm gonna listen, I have a ukulele, I have a ukulele, it's gonna be fine.
At least the golden retriever, at least the golden retriever, look at that thing.
Yeah good digging, good digging.
It's not a golden retriever
Throw the dog away and it's up a golden
Shit, where's my beans at Mike? Am I blind with my beans at I don't see any beans
I'm not bringing out. Oh, I'm a hundred beans. Oh my god over a hundred beans, dude
I got beans on beans guys got a lot of my beans got beans my beans got beans
I'm hearing that wasn't the dream you can say you're a bean
Whatever it is that was great though. I'm a bean guy. Yeah
Yeah, I love beans.
I actually really love beans.
Yeah, beans with rice and some meats.
That's fucking real good.
Got the bean guy over here.
Got a lot of beans.
Oh, it's your sake.
It's your sake.
Here we go.
I'm readying up.
I got a brain guys.
Do what you want?
I'm readying up.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm getting word now that shout one of my loyal
What are my most loyal warriors?
One who would carry the banner of bannermen
Into the thick of battle into the block
into the flame
Has checked the youtube bar and not did not see any cans that he missed
Huh
mm-hmm
I just saw it on the Twitch chat.
So now we're going to take news.
So we were getting one guy.
Not one guy.
I don't know.
Listen.
I don't know.
Hey, whatever is true, let's just believe that guy
so that we don't feel so bad.
I'm down to do that.
Let me do that meat video, peanut.
I'm going to go dislike it right now.
What meat video?
They'll be after hours saying, peanut,
if that win didn't deserve a jam session, IDK,
what is it Saturday?
Let's get the white girl music going, much lower.
We were dancing right there.
We were just dancing whatever to the beat.
this light wait hold on wait I'm not okay I've got my stuff I got myself are
you guys ready I'm ready let's do it oh my god oh I was gonna
we're jack in the box after that conversation like and I totally guys
I have a new chat holy shit I think y'all are confusing the dread knot with the
Titanic ship that spawns at the final extract that means I'm hearing that we
That was not the dream if that guy's telling the truth that means that ship with that infinite loot spawns every time and the dreadnought is even better
That's what that
My god, that's actually what I'm hearing. Oh
Lee dingle
Dingle dangle
I'm locked in
We'll see if it spawns this time then it wasn't because there's no way we get to 14% chances in a row do we
I don't know let's find out let's find out there's only one way to find out by the way guys officers should be on any
It's yeah, it's kids a little great. I don't know. He lives. I don't know where
I thought you guys were real life friends. I don't know that about any of my friends. Ah, that's true
It's to keep arms. Yeah, I'm your boy. I'll kill a guy for you. But if you ask you in state
Yeah, I have no idea. I just don't know I just don't know so I mean so real and so true. Yeah
Ganons are loaded
Officer got a DUI question mark question. I don't we got that
I
Guys right by this
Yeah, I heard that you smoke this guy. Let's do it. Let's do it. I think AI you're smart on that guy
You kill him. We get him out of the lobby. Just give out of the lobby
We're fine, we'll keep it out the front. I'll see him. I don't see him
Let me know what to stop turn it away. I see him. I see him. I see him red smoke
I see that fucker.
Yeah, I see that fucker.
Put beans in our, uh, our fridge.
Good deal, good deal.
Lock it in boys lock it in lock it in boys lock it in
I see you smoke right there in front of us.
No, that's not his smoke.
Neither does his smoke.
I saw the red flare from the AI.
He's up here.
Wait.
That's rock.
Rock spotted. Rock spotted.
Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there.
Beautiful granite.
Beautiful granite cluster.
Oh, that's, oh, that's so great to hear.
That is so great to hear.
Oh, thank you so much, gimmick.
I appreciate you telling us that.
It's my pleasure. It's my pleasure.
Oh, my, you say granite?
Granite. Beautiful granite.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we gotta chop a plush off that for our kitchen.
Let me tell you, imagine sauteing
of the couple of onions using that slap chop machine.
You got yourself a breakfast, you got yourself a lunch,
put a couple eggs and pickle in there.
Oh my God, oh that's so great.
I got to go into jail?
Yeah, you went into jail, baby.
Slap chop?
Yeah, I might be wrong.
I'm pretty sure the slap chop guy went to jail.
Oh my God, slap chop's like a painting method,
so I don't even remember who slap chop was.
I always thought he was the one hell of a salesman.
No, slap top. Yeah, it was that crazy guy that's so like Sam Wow
Yeah, yeah, that's same guy. Same guy. That has
Feels like that. Yeah, Jill feels right. Jill feels right. She'll feel right
He slapped up one too many
Yeah
Hooker boss
let's let's fight these a.i.
we should it shy spot them behind us
i think this one passes right back to the right this guy
boosting
you guys shave your future that's going to go away from the rain
all didn't work it didn't work this time
i don't know why
i think you put it in the rotating us
We're going away from it, but the problem is we can't catch it.
Hey, dude, it didn't work!
COVID-19 worked!
Splash these, let's splash these, let's splash these.
I think we're going back to land.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh
Sweet Loonapalty destroyed my family
Sweet Loonapalty, sweet Loonapalty, no
Well, do you see the other guy here with a lot of his droplets?
Are we sure we guys I'm gonna wear that that's the cannon that we missed the rail gun
No fucking way. Oh my god
Just do it do it we need that real good we need that real good go go go go go go go
I'm repairing I'm repairing
That's guys mean just started this way we have nothing to lose we have nothing to lose boys
Oh my god, oh my god, they want it they want it they want it
Oh, we wanted more.
Fuck up, let's do it back here!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Hey!
No, I got it!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god.
I'm fucking around.
Oh my god.
Why is it on firey?
I'm fucking around.
Oh my god.
We're dead.
Oh my god.
It's so over.
Oh my god.
Oh my God!
Fire! Fire!
All the fires!
Lock in!
I did it! I did it!
Okay, our uh...
Okay, the uh...
Turn down! Turn down!
We're gonna have to destroy them! They cannot move!
They cannot turn! They cannot turn!
Go for the engine! Go for the engine!
Direct hit to the engine! Go for the engine!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You've got to be fucked up, my asshole!
He's got your purses!
Prepare, prepare, prepare!
Come on back, come on back! Prepare, prepare, prepare!
Come on, prepare!
Oh my god, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare!
We'll find what's gonna happen.
We'll find the bubble, we'll find the bubble.
He's gonna slug the stick down for it!
They don't want to kill us!
They don't want to! They don't want to be like that son!
They don't know it's like that son!
Who's just giving them phones!
Oh, we're going to McDonald's!
We're going to McDonald's and I can tell!
Let me know what that door was down!
Alright, alright, I'm just repairing our engine.
Don't still left.
Keeping us facing forward.
I'm dead. I'm dead as well.
Oh my God. Oh my goodness.
Oh my God, dude. What is this?
This is a three man vessel. This is like a fucking 17.
What the hell is going on?
What is happening?
You fucked my repair! Oh my god!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, it's not, it's not, it's not!
We gotta regroup, we gotta regroup!
I'm out of here, I'm out of here!
I'm out of here
Okay, time to start firing back, right?
Not yet, not yet! Keep it ready!
Keep it ready! Keep it buried!
Wait, wait, wait! Coconut, coconut!
Ohhhh
Oh my goodness
Oh my god
What the f**k is this?
Oh my god!
You still got this boy! You still got this!
I'm holding the ladder.
Oh, okay.
Love the audio.
Hold the ladder, hold the ladder, hold the ladder.
I'm gonna pay the cash.
I didn't think if she actually... we can't see them, cause it's small.
They can see us, we cannot see them.
Hey, I'm just... the ladder's a little way to go.
Go, go, go, go.
Boo boo boo, John!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
They're holding the ladder below.
oh my god who who get a job get a job get a job get a job and some bitches right now
immediately what the hell did I just see what the hell was that dude that's a 20,000
Schmeckle ship right there. They just brought that in. They haven't stopped there on a like
a 250 hour straight flight.
Oh that was Delta Force when we were fucking Osama. Like what the fuck was that? What the
hell was that shit? That was the fucking, that was a space jam and we were the fucking
time.
That was the dreadnought. That was, we hit it early.
That was US forces I guess when we were in Venezuela. I didn't even know they
had energy guns.
Yeah, we were getting sniped from across the map.
Guys, guys, the amount they just spent to kill us
is quite literally 10x what they're gonna get from our jam.
No, they got nothing.
We didn't lose a single...
They didn't loss money doing that.
They lost a ton of money doing that.
Oh my God.
They had energy beams.
What is that?
Oh Lord.
We need that.
That's why I think that's what we missed, dude.
And they had a bubble on rip
that's 500 spectals right away.
on the ropes too with our shit. We lasted longer than anybody in their right mind should
have. That was a valiant effort. A valiant effort. I agree. I agree. Sometimes it's not
about the victory, gentlemen. That's right. It is about your brothers beside you. It
is about your brothers beside you and holding down the fort. That's right. That's right.
Mm-hmm
Oh, it was a thrill it's crazy what's crazy if they didn't actually that bubble we were I do to go go
I don't know about you, but we were we were fucking talking
I had destroyed like two turrets. I hit a direct reactor shot. I got a direct kill. Oh my god
We got a we got a save our blue bubble for that guy
Like if we had a blue bubble against their blue bubble, we'd win that shit.
It would have been, it would have been paltry.
It would have been paltry to us.
Oh, chat's full.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm gonna call that a win.
You know what?
I'm gonna take a victory tickle.
A victory tickle is an order.
I'm gonna take a little victory tickle.
A victory tickle is an order.
I think that was a victory.
100%.
We got to beat the rest.
We gotta get that energy gun.
That energy gun was something else.
Dude, that energy gun was crazy.
Dude, what was that?
Dude, dude, dude.
That is what the Venezuelans 100% said.
The United Forces brought energy guns.
Like, 100%.
Like, what the fuck was that?
What just happened?
What? I mean, what the hell?
Dude, what the hell just happened?
I mean I mean what I mean I mean what I think one laser went through one leg and
it went through the other leg and it broke to our legs they laser gun does
from the next town over was that your first time was my first time one
fighting a guy with a laser beam like that now that I've seen it no I oh my
god I actually I didn't recognize it but I now that I've seen that in plain view
I haven't seen that purple line before we got to get we got to get that way sir
I don't know what it looks like though when you hold it. I've always seen the purple line
I don't know what I got a guy. We got to get that technology
If you get the silencer
There's no way that was a sign it was like no no no no no no the red weapon that we got called the silenced whatever it's called
Silencer hold on. Let me check my why have it wait. I think one of us has it
the great the great side wait do I have the great right here the great side was
added I have it I have it it's designed to neutralize
aerogen based energy sources developed by new Sukuna for them as some kind of
fire no that's not it I'm getting word that that's the red cannon what about
the orbital strike pointer is that it no that's not I know what that is
guys yeah I'm getting word that it's a rail gun that you put on your ship you
get from the Dreadnought. Okay, I got a modified energy rod and I have a dome too.
Wait, I'm getting word. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Take the set out. Take the set out.
Oh, I actually pressed the wrong button.
Whooshy pooshies, go throwback right there, throwback Thursday. Go throwback Thursday right there.
Go throwback Thursday, go throwback Thursday right there. I'm getting word that we're supposed to,
when they activate the bubble we don't we don't run and repair we ram them and get
our guns inside the bubble oh wait yeah because yeah dude if we did that we
might have had a chance to yeah maybe we have to save the boost we have to save
the boost for the bubble push because we use the boost when they pop the bubble
I like if they pop the bubble that means they're cooked and they're gonna
think oh we're safe like we got a condom little do they know i got the needle to pop the condom
and we've got a mean yeah i mean yeah i mean yeah we got the needle and we got a heads i mean
am i right boys am i right that's what i'm saying now we're cooking these have to tell our driver
when he gets back from his victory ginkgo because if we pop the boost and we pop their condom like
like they're not going to expect it because they're guys will be like oh dude we're in the bubble we're clear
they're not going to push us who would expect someone to push a bubble
with AIDS
we're fucking geniuses speak about that for a second
yeah we're fucking
it's about that for a second
Would you rather sink in the comb or come in the sink?
I'd rather come in your butt.
I'd rather take you out to a nice dinner in Italy,
grab the finest wine, some caviar,
take you back to my hotel.
It's obviously at the top of the holiday inn.
What the hell?
View over the entire city.
Walk my fingers up your shoulder
braid to your neck, whispering in your ear
that you're the only one I've ever loved.
Then take you to Poundtown.
Take you down, down.
I mean just thrusting.
Thrusting like I'm trying to get oil out of the earth.
You know what I mean?
Am I right?
Am I right, boys?
Oh my god.
Am I right?
You know what I do?
I'd pull up to your house in the Kia Sorento 2012.
Roll down the tinted black window and say,
hey, you a magician because I'm going to make
my caucus appear in your ass.
now what it's a good night you the magician
listen i'm telling my what you tell my your story let me tell my
okay right you know what no i'm not i'm not finishing
try to know no you always do this
you always just want to talk but you won't let me talk about fucking you in
the ad
it's honestly just ingenious and it's rude
well i know it's all right i talk about it
no no
why can't i talk about coming in your ass
sorry
sorry why do you get to do it to me
I'm back, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Welcome back!
You build the ship?
No, we give it, we have a new stratagem,
we have a new stratagem.
When they have the bubble, we just ram right into them
with a turbo, put our guns in their bubble.
That's actually, oh shit.
That might've been a good word.
We're going to pop the condom, give it, you know what I'm saying?
I've been making that twitch staff, Murphy.
Am I getting one guy or is that summit in SCC
that just killed us?
You're getting one guy. I also saw that chat.
Yeah, it's a new thing you see with the energy gun.
A lot of people say that, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
I think the Zab revolver is actually better than the Blitz.
Blitz seems to do no damage. I'm gonna take the Zab.
Yeah, well, the Blitz, you have to hit headshots.
Blitz is great if you hit headshots, but otherwise, yeah, you can unload them.
Or if you get the upgraded one and it has 10 shots, I mean, that's huge.
huge but yeah I've been using the blue revolver that one's been treating me
well. The blue revolver? The blue revolver is nice. I like the rifle. Rifle is my gun right now.
It's nice. Yeah the blue revolvers, the blue revolvers been hidden. I just
ordered an absolute haul from Jack in the box by the way. I didn't just take a
tinkle. I went outside and my lady and her friend are sitting outside. They're
high as shit I said you want Jack in the box and they looked at me with a look
that they didn't even have to say anything and let me just say Jack in the box is
gonna be supported tonight okay that's good to hear that is good to hear oh that
is great to hear yeah oh my god we got I mean we got jalapeno peppers we got 16
chicken nuggets we got two boxes of tiny tacos we got multiple burgers we got
the teriyaki bowl I mean we got it all it's oh yeah that's good to hear that is
good that is good to hear that is good to hear one time me and John the focus we
got we got a little silly about a year ago it came over we we door-danced a hundred
and eighty dollars worth of time last night oh my god I mean it was super
fucked up though that's why we made that mistake we were very well that's
Oh, well, that's a prerequisite.
I mean, I ordered about, I mean, I didn't, it wasn't 180.
I think it was about 75 bucks.
But I ain't worth 75 bucks to jack the box.
That'll happen.
I mean, honest to God, give me a bottle of tequila.
That's dedication.
That's dedication right there, boys.
But I'll eat them.
I wish I'm grabbing an 80 millimeter and 56 shots.
somebody else might be in any building it
uh... i would be able to hold on
okay well i don't know that let me let me do so i've got it i i i i i i see
remember that i i i remember that i think that i remember that too i i
streamed the day after the day after that i was so
full
i believe i didn't eat for thirty six hours
i thought it
yeah jack in the box excited
you like to expand on your stomach it's like what the fucking shit man remember
that you remember that you know yeah oh yeah i i i know it's kind of
coming back to me
Remember because the next day on the street. Yeah, you remember that yeah, I didn't eat for like 36 hours
Cuz I couldn't eat I was so full
hmm
I'm just gonna give it to you straight. I don't know. I don't I don't know about John
I think you just drink it but me personally I was it I was a little
Okay
You said you said you do it a few times a year. That's kind of that's that's my jam as well
I you taste I do like four or five times a year. Yeah, I don't get that often. That's me next time you do it
You got to hit me up. Okay. I love it. Okay. That's it dude. We can get really weird. All right
We can get really fucking weird. I'm a freak. I'm a freak when I'm
Stun taking don't chop the drink
I
Get we can
All right guys me one more 80 millimeter can 60 shots again, I got it. I got it a mill good good good
Perfect, perfect 69
That happens to be the exact amount. I have left for this
Good Banggood, I'm bad!
And Mr. Broler, I'm a bunch of wankers,
Banggood, I'm bad!
Because my high is like, you know what I mean?
Pick three shots of cheese, boys, cheese!
I don't know.
You flew too close to the sun, and you became the sun.
You became the sun. You became the sun.
Listen, that's how I feel for other substances.
Yeah, well, what kind of guy are you giving?
I don't do anything but drink.
That's that's me. I mean it takes it takes a fucking truckload to get me actually wasted
I
Now guys if we see some of the space laser this time what do we do pop the condom you pop the trunk
He popped the trunk on that to where she and we start playing took it to the over King Von
You looted that great silence thing
That's the one that turns off people's reactors. Oh
That's what I'm hearing in chat. Yeah, but he's also were like 200 silver
I hear that.
Did you bring the 80mm? I fucking forgot.
I brought plenty. I got the ammo.
Also remember you can load the cannons before you set them up.
If you just grab the ammo box and look at the cannon boxes.
Just a little slippy little tip there.
If you guys are looking to slip the tip.
I'm looking to slip the cap.
that's exactly what i'm looking at what can they do yeah yeah sometimes you didn't need to slip it
this is the best part it's the best part it's my home now we're going to strudel baby we're
You are to ride this vehicle.
We still gotta find that green key.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where does it start?
Are we on Mars or some shit?
Is this supposed to be Mars?
No, we're on a mood of Jupiter.
Fuck the chance.
No, baby.
Guys, I bet you guys that wasn't on the stage
when we last put the V.
This looks like Mars when we're on the Earth.
Remember when I'm here?
I do remember that
Why would anyone want to be hurt for this?
Yeah, this is garbage. You know much lutes here. I see you're right. Why are you gonna get the dogs here?
I don't see no McDonald's here. How do you know me the cannon?
You're thinking you're thinking
Yeah, I was not at the steering wheel. I put beans
In my fridge. We see you do hit let him pass
We're going to Strufistale! We're going to Strufistale! Here we come! Here we come, Strufistale! Here we go! Here we come, Strufistale! We're on the left!
We guys, was that the first battle we lost when we won tonight?
Yeah, that is besides that other one that has above the both the only battles
We've lost are the guys who spawn with bubbles. I mean abs like oh, yeah
These guys aren't doing they're losing money
They're losing money. They're losing money. They gain nothing from us. They lose our bodies and get our fucking they get my
My blitz
What are they doing by the way?
I don't know if you know this but like since like since we began playing this game all the streamers have been kind of
Planned together so we're all on the same server. So there's like a decent chance that we run into how they got it
We got to get that energy on it. We got to fuck it. Go mom. We got to fuck all of them
And then we'll get called safe cypress. Oh, yeah
I've never had jack in the box. Oh, you've got a cry. Let me tell you it's like big and food oven
trees on the hill
We're coming here vegetation. We're not coming here for the loop
That somebody killed you the bread anyway, we don't know. No, he's not
That's in the box people have been
You doubt a whole yeah, they can't have why
Hope wait
All we're stooping Cicero
You've been trying to actual stupid cycle. I hear their sausages. Yeah, you rock for it
I thought we're stools. I've the tails. I've heard about the sissages. Oh
guys guys wait for us
Enemy? I see him. I see him.
I'm finished.
What do I do?
Kill him. Kill him right now.
Yeah, I see it.
The engine is in a horrible spot. We kill him immediately.
Oh, it's all open.
All right.
We'll come back first, Justin.
It's usually when we have brought first.
Yes, we'll come back first, Justin.
It's usually when we have brought first.
Exactly.
All right. Here's the plan.
Oh, somebody just fell off the ship.
I just fell off.
Hop aboard, hop aboard.
Man, hop aboard.
Man, we killed these guys.
We'll go back to Justin.
Exactly. Exactly.
We get through the scrape to stop Institutional as soon as we kill these guys for the bloodlust.
I dig up my Jackson Box, I start downing, I start downing the Halophenium Boxers.
Exactly, exactly. Oh my god, there's no way.
I keep going, oh my god.
Hey Mr. Knight, what does an 80 year old woman taste like?
No, they don't stand in front of us.
Oh wait, they're going up in front of us.
Oh, we are rannin', we are rannin', we are rannin'.
Who was going down? Nice, nice.
I boosted. I boosted.
Nice, nice, nice.
That's my last boost.
I want to go right here, gimmick.
You hide?
How does that even mean?
You hide?
What does that even mean?
Oh.
Play it.
Yeah, yeah, they want it.
You'll peek it on the gun.
The pins is adult diapers?
How the hell am I supposed to know this?
I'm sorry, boys.
Yeah!
Yeah, let them have it boys!
You gotta wait that shit hard.
Hey, direct reaction, direct reaction!
Let's go past them and here we're gonna get a direct hit on the reactor right about...
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Get him! Get him! Get him!
Break reactants!
Break reactants! Fire!
The interaction has finished. I'll do the other way.
I'll react to any reactants.
I keep missing some out on a whole.
Direct Reactive!
Now it's just missing!
Direct Reactive!
Reaction to fire!
Let him have it!
My truck's gone! My truck's gone!
Let him go!
Rebear, repair, repair, repair!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Turn the truck, turn the truck, I'm out of the water!
He's got this!
Goddamn it!
I'm gonna repair, I'm gonna repair!
Oh my god, wait, they got me through it!
Alright, alright, we're good, we're good!
At least I'm trying to kill it! At least I'm trying to kill it!
Watch my ladder.
Are we good?
one of the top gun one of the top gun
he jumped up he's watching me
hit him i hit him
fuck you dad
got him he's dead one left one left
one to each other oh that's another ship
charge get him get him get him i'm just gonna stay here
i don't need i'm going in
a bitch boy
he's right above you p
I'm Santana Lismano Imano!
Santana Lismano Imano Pussy!
Yeah!
Stupid bitch.
No way!
All dead gentlemen, all clear!
Good work boys, good work!
All is well, all is well.
Oh, plenty of 80mm to have a plenty, plenty, plenty.
Full reimbursed, full reimbursed.
Ooh, what a nice tasteful shotgun.
Nice tasteful...wait, where's my bar show?
Nice tasteful shotgun.
Perfect.
All right!
Good to go.
I got everything.
I'm dropping it outside the Hoosie-Doozie.
Go ahead and come grab it, boys. Go ahead and come grab it.
Good work, boys! Good work!
I'm just repairing, just doing some live tasteful repairs.
Do they have any repair kits on there?
No, no, they ain't had nothing.
They wouldn't do that. We just got here.
We'll go figure the AI. We do need some light.
Hey, I mean, we're still pretty good.
Uh, talk again?
See, see, see, it's she, it's she to talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Woohoo.
Ha ha.
Hee hee hoo.
She.
Hee hee.
I might just change it to me.
See is a weird button.
Where all the boxes go?
Wait.
The hell?
Why does he do it up there?
Okay, where's repairs we can be without a repair kit?
How many boxes do you take back?
I think one.
What do these boxes do?
It should be like two more boxes, right?
You guys hear me?
I hear you.
Hey, what up, guys?
Wait, is there still one alive?
You get the blue cannon?
There's no blue cannon, is there?
Blue cannon.
cannon. You guys can hear me right? There's no blue cannon. Okay okay. I'm gonna give this a blue cannon.
There's no blue cannon up here. It's by the leg apparently. Oh here it is. Yeah these are these
are just regular cannons. Here we go. Oh here's the last of the stuff right here down here guys.
That's your digs. That's your digs. You got the black one. You got the black one.
I got a cannon. I'll just attach it to yours. Take it. Yeah yeah yeah just take it.
We need we need this extra two extra rifle on this guy if anybody wants that
Yeah
I got a little bit ammo. I don't know for both those years. It's not gonna have any evil for now
We can play get some of these robots
We're gonna go we're gonna go trigger these AI we're gonna get a repair kit we're gonna get a little this
We just wait do we not have any boxes? What the hell you're stupid? What is wrong with you moron?
I was at the moment the same thing. Yeah, you wanted the same thing. Oh, yeah, I was thinking the same thing
Yeah, it was we who was also thinking that yeah, we all connected. We oh my god. What if this is like a like an alien
What are they like an alien subliminally mess?
I think that's what they say if they message us think about it
Why would you all just stay in the at the same time? That's true. That's just kind of weird kind of weird
We in
Wait hold on coconut lick your finger and put it my butthole to check the direction of the wind
Yeah, I feel it was an alien subliminal messaging
Okay, what if that's in another way
Yeah, I guess we can write that one down for the hypotenuse
Oh hundred percent a squared equals b squared plus c squared. You know what I mean?
Oh, hey, don't worry. Yeah, I'll put beans in the captain's quarter. I already put beans in the captain's words.
Oh wait, I put them in your room. I'm an idiot. Yeah, I put a bunch of beans in your room.
I don't think it matters. I think it has an interest in somebody's room. It works.
I use, yeah, I use your beans. Oh, like a couple games ago.
Oh, oh, oh.
Is that AI coming up on the right, Kevin?
Okay, okay, okay, we want this we need to repair kits we want this we need this
All right, boys.
She's dead.
Kill her with fire.
Okay.
All right.
Not ready?
All right.
Okay.
All right.
That's cool.
Body.
There's a little whoopsy-poopsy on the road.
A little whoopsy-poopsy? Little whoopsy-poopsy?
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Any moment now we'll rotate 40 degrees and I'll be able to shoot this plate that immediately.
Any second now? Any second?
Oh, perfect. There we go.
I can go if there are a few.
I'm sure they all damage, they sure are.
Excellent work, Coco. Excellent work. I knew I hired the right man for the job.
Duck him out.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now take off your pants.
Oh. Look at this already.
This is part of the reward for your great efforts.
For your great efforts.
I thought we were going to do it tonight.
Ooh, no, I...
You know what they say? There's no time like the present.
There's no time...
You know what Christopher Columbus did?
did right when he got to America after sailing from Europe cut up with the
hands of all the indigenous people yeah other than that made a cool speech is
other than that
heroin other than that if you guys are syphilis or some shit other than that
Hmm
He had his entire crew take off their pants. Oh
That actually takes out and he said your brother's fight beside you
Might as well see what they're packing. That was his exact quote. That's that is what that is what the Romans did
They believe that um
They believed in having sex with each other because if they weren't losing a brother on the battlefield
They were losing a lover
At least that is true.
Isn't that true?
No, it's real. It's true.
They believed that by having sex...
Imagine, like, one of your guys dies beside you,
and they're like, oh my god, no!
And then you're like, nah, that was just my side piece.
That's an extra check.
Multiple buses.
That is tough. That's tough.
That's tough.
That wasn't even the main hoe.
even the main howl. That ain't even the main howl. That ain't even my bottom bitch.
I'll consult the history books. I'll consult the William Durant collection.
And they believed that by having anal sex, anal-y, that they were able to have better
like satellites, you know, like we're all in the same wavelength.
By talking to penises, they believed they could connect each other's minds.
So I'll stick him. Why not? You know guys? Why not?
That makes sense.
Is that your proposal?
That makes sense. All right, now I'm following.
Now I'm following. All right, that makes sense.
I'm going to have to think about it, but why not?
I mean, you wouldn't mind if I thought about it for a little bit.
Hey, would you mind if a group of ponders?
I'll give you some time to ponder.
to ponder some some some three three designated pondering gun I would
appreciate just let us out of the thing about it we talked to some family
talked to family and friends see what they think I mean they're gonna agree
with me that's what they're gonna say that might be the case that might be the
case
all right look at that ladder placement I mean can we just get a little
whoo do we find a repair kit at all yes we did
right here right here we are good to go
oh my god and look at this ladder placement
My god, oh, it's impeccable indelible incredible. Oh we got a green. Oh
My god boys. I'm repairing like crazy. I used to see the job. I'm doing the welding is impeccable Wow
Wow
Wow, I believe
You see that welding job perfect lines perfect
A lot of coral here dude, a lot of coral here, a lot of coral here, a lot of coral here
Guys remember never use a repair kit with only one use lab
Cause then we will eventually accumulate so many, oh wait, box with radio beacon
the radio beacons?
What?
Sheesh!
Oh.
Come here, come here, come here.
A lot of stuff over here, boys. A lot of stuff.
Come on, come on, come on.
By the way, I just activated a box of the radio beacons.
Just FYI.
Oh, that's good.
We like to do that right off the rip.
Right off the rip.
Oh my God.
Holy Dingle that's my box. Oh unfortunate that is
My god guys, I just got two blue pistols. Holy Dingle. Oh
Wait
Two blue pistols you say I'm looking at my inventory
So kept zero
Zero of those. Oh, oh my god
Zero blue pistols. Oh, you can have one of mine. Do you want one of mine? You got mine? Oh my god
I
Did your own pussy didn't want I didn't last again. I didn't have a big not a big
Pistol guy, yeah, what was a big pistol guy
the
They just they just weigh me down. Yeah big pistol has been infecting our water supply for two long dog one two three four five four
Three two one cent you P. I know this not cameo
But can you wish my best friend Sarah Kate a happy birthday and one curse love and hate you P. Dr. P out I
Will wish Sarah a happy birthday at the cost of one curse I
I hope you know what you just did to Sarah because I'm about to place a curse on her
Hope you can live with that
Sick bastard
Sick bastard. I hope you can live with that thing a suspicious lack of blue pistols on the ship
I hope you can live with that.
Okay, this is only part of the P.O.I. by the way.
Well, don't worry. I activated the beacon box before we even got started.
Oh, perfect. Perfect.
Okay, uh, hold on. I'm gonna pop up to this upper layer real quick.
Are you popping out?
We're a real group of us?
I'm popping out for a real group, which is what I like to say.
That's pretty big.
I'm always in there my goop my goop my goop guys
I'm third blue pistol holy shit. Oh my god. We're rich. We're rich. Oh my god
Can I get one? No
Now I'm just kidding you can have one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want a pistol cuz I'll give you one
No, I don't want it. Go fuck yourself. That's easy. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you one. I'll give you one
Yeah, I'll take a pic. You got ammo
I'm pretty sure there's some guys they're going to get over there give it go ahead things over there
yep they're on the other side they're on the other side taking us over all right well you
Do you have any shotguns?
Yeah, right here, right here.
I mean, we didn't.
Sike!
Oh my god.
Wow, that is actually so unkind.
What would you do with that?
Oh my god.
I would literally never do anything like that to you.
What is wrong with you?
We're getting tired.
You see that?
I can't believe this.
Are you serious?
Would you force me increasing the synergy of the team?
Wow.
Let me go.
Let me come first, Sanfos.
Do not come. Do not come. Do not come.
Yeah, I think I see him.
Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where?
I don't know. I don't know. South?
Is that him?
I mean, we heard it.
Wait, can somebody blow up a red barrel?
I see west.
There may be a Jolly Boop Red Barrel?
I see fire west.
I mean, that explosion was right here.
I know! What the hell was that?
It has to be over.
If he is jolly boob of red veal, that's the only thing I can think of.
Yes.
I don't know if that's actually possible.
Oh, you know what? You know what? Maybe two people were fighting,
and one bullet went way, way, way too far ahead over here.
Just like Mike Wittesnick.
I saw reds. I thought I saw red player. Well, either way, let's...
Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.
Okay, let's do that.
All of you boys, all of you guys.
By the way, when I came back for those black talks last time, everything had re-spond as
well.
Do you mean?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We were looking for the key and shit re-spond on us.
Yeah, so we can-
Definitely re-spond.
Honestly, you might be the better.
It's going to the best BLI and then just sitting there the whole damn game and depending
on it.
Do you mean?
I believe that's probably a serious treason threat.
All right, we're ready.
I'm gonna stay on the ship.
Oh, there's gonna be a red barrel.
There's a red door up here.
That red barrel.
Ooh, fantastic.
Come on up, come on up.
Oh, you want me to turn the engine off as well, boys.
Corral Corral
Little bit of corral it's it's at the base of that tower right there where I was coming from
What is corral do I see for an upgrade
Hopefully I didn't leave anything in that box. I don't remember
Oh, I got Sergeant A1.
Oh, score!
That is lovely.
Oh my, what is this?
I just found purple, 10 purple crystals.
What is that?
It's math.
Math?
Oh my God, Walter White was he?
body armor wait coconut come up to the top of this blue body armor for yourself
let's do the apple body armor you're a blue body armor
go oh he's muted oh maybe he accumulated wife aggro into my definitely a
chance wait just go could I have a woman
I forgot, wait, wait, wait.
Does Coco have a woman or is he alone?
Oh, he's maid-less.
He's maid-less?
Hmm.
Give me, I want to turn off the engine.
Oh, yeah, I'm focused guys.
Don't worry about me.
I'm getting worried that that coconut may be made in this huh perhaps and why
would he mute Coco Coco do you do you have a special someone in your life yeah
I got a girl now you're lying she's fake see I think you're project well
Liar liar, hands on fire, coconut, we are all your friends here, come on.
It's okay dude.
Just be honest.
You're focused, you're focused on your career.
I'm in a long term, committed relationship.
It's your hand.
And you my friend, don't have a girlfriend.
I don't think Mrs. Peanut exists.
I don't think she's even a peanut.
Admit it.
Okay, first off, racist.
RACIST.
Multi-racial relationships are okay.
No, he's the racist because he won't data-cash you, but he's-
Damn right I won't! Damn right I won't!
You're the peanut racist here.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hold on now.
Whoa! Wait, guys!
Hold on now.
Wait, I think sometime- oh my god.
Wait, you know how the sand goes down at the end?
What? The sand goes in your head?
You know the sand that hides like really good boxes and stuff?
Mm-hmm.
I think, I think this is clipping through one of those spots and I was able to grab a red
crate.
I think this is one of those things.
I told you there was real shit under those, under those sands, was that red door I told
you about.
Maybe.
Here, what is this video about you yelling at this kid on Ruzz?
Wait, what is, what did I do?
Wait, hold on, I gotta see that video.
Hey, Coco, you would be always the entire time of lead rest every year the kid
Yeah, you definitely out on two three kid. I don't know
We might not want to see the video man. What is my man?
That night we're like
Went on the public server. It had to be yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
You're off stream you're playing off stream. Oh, I'll be off stream. Yeah, you were I keep it real
I keep it real on and off the court. Can I say I keep it real on and off the court? I'm Michael Jordan
Jordan in this bitch
Lay up
Duncan from the free throw line Duncan from half-court
Call me ying Mao and they're coming to y'all man. I mean y'all me
Yee, yee, yee, yee, yang-mao.
Yang-mao.
Call me famous basketball hall of fame here, yang-mao.
That's right.
Yes.
What the hell is that?
Famous basketball player, yang-mao.
Yee-mao in this game.
Mm-mm-mm.
I'll be confused.
Yang-ming, different guy.
Completely different guy, completely different guy,
no relation whatsoever.
Literally zero relation to yang-mao.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Okay
I just want to keep you posted as a teammate. I've
Finished one box of tiny tacos. I've moved on to the jalapeno poppers. Oh
That's great
Yeah, I was gonna start with the jalapeno poppers
but
My lady accidentally
Acquired them for herself and she's just a green one. I've just reclaimed them
Wait guys, I thought I'd read 80 millimeter cannon. I'm not even joking
Do you see me right now? No, I'm in the boat. I see you. I see you. I'm a drop right here. You see it
Oh my god, I'm doing this exact scenario before I drop down the rock. Good luck with that
I've literally been this exact scenario and got stuck on the same fucking tree
Oh my god, I'll kill you
I've been this exact same scenario like two days ago and I got the box. I'll show you how to do it
There's a specific rock platform
I'll fuck you you take that take that box. I'll go the other one. I'm moving your body. I'm trained for this
I'm no we don't take my body. No, I'm taking your guns. What is the intact right now? You dumb bitch
I would be able to defend I'm fucking I got your bitch. Yes. I'm bringing for you box home
Look at her. Oh
People, stop people, stop people!
Don't, don't hurt my body.
Get your fucking feet out of that ass, boy.
I've literally been in this exact same scenario before.
Oh my God, on this exact rock.
Watch this, watch and learn.
Watch and learn.
Right on this platform.
Right on the box, boom.
Got it?
Mm-hmm.
I've been trained for this exact moment.
Can I put that cannon? Can I use that cannon, Pete?
Yeah, sure, you can use it.
leave right here you see it right here on the edge go fuck yourself go fuck
yourself what you're talking about I'm gonna fuck be a nice beat it back over
there on the other on the ledge we're standing on right now but back to a
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I say that's it, I say it.
Yoming, yoming!
Lay up, yoming, lay up!
Yoming!
Yoming, lay up!
Yoming, yoming, lay up!
Oh, oh my god.
It sounds delectable.
I believe we have everything.
We good? I think we are. Let me just take a quick browse around.
Yeah, I think we're good. I think we're good. We are so good on circle too. I mean we are so good on circle.
Oh, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Go ahead, go ahead, bud. Oh my god. I am fucking loaded.
Weird sound coming out of the engine. Weird sound coming out of the engine?
That's fine. Let's just a cold start. That's what a cold start sounds like you gotta change the oil on this thing
You want to go to the extract and can't it?
We're not gonna be alive
There's another turn. Yeah, but that was a bad turn. I see let's go to strudel. Let's go through you down strudel
Okay, it's a little bit strudel. Did I see can find a hold up?
I could have swung this on cannon fire the distance on the side of my eye
The pale moonlight was easy cannon fire over there by crazy
I
Oh
We just hit a landmine what we just hit a sand dune and it fucking damaged like you're
You're crazy
Yeah, let's just push towards culvers
Actually, I stopped this. I stopped this. I'm going to repair the feet. Oh, good thinking. Good thinking. Our feet are fine. Our feet are fine. Oh, fine feet. Okay, okay. Let's just keep going.
Weird as that was a crazy sand dude. That's a crazy sand dude I've ever seen. And it ain't the jalapeno poppers, right? I know that. I think it's the jalapeno poppers.
you too many poppers and you're in popper you're in popper mode but you're
in popper mode clear-minded right here I'm clear-minded it ain't the poppers
are you sure? I did I am more sure than anything
by the way come on do some ammo on your 40 millimeter cannon behind you okay
This guy just said I just personally avoided it. He why I'm made at home
Wait what this guy this guy just like that?
What kind of a piece of shit?
You know
Take it over you fucking free I got
You're gonna be eaten out of media poppers and drinking the stinky. You have to clean video games safety of your own home. Yeah
I could pop it for six million but then I can't eat more jalapeno poppers.
My question is, why did you take so long to drive home, Pussy, huh?
Why did you take so long to drive home?
It should have been there like 20 minutes ago, you fucking shabana.
Wait, it was in my jet?
Yeah, I think so.
You do we use that in my jet open?
I, I, I, the time, the second I opened it, I fly.
Oh my god.
It's the middle of a dead end!
Speed-sniper!
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Also, guys, I'm seeing a little bit of a problem here.
I'm thicker than a boat of oatmeal!
Oh
Also guys, I'm seeing a little bit of a bigger than a boat of oatmeal
A bit of an issue I'm gonna try to navigate through this mountain path
No promises
You want you peanut yeah
Now, honestly, Coco, I think what's really going on here is that you want me sexually.
I mean, isn't that fucking obvious?
I mean, clear.
I mean, just look at me.
Just take a beat.
The rose and folds of the nutshell.
The nooks and the crannies.
Exactly.
The beautiful ridges.
What are we up to? What are we up to? I told you, I told you this is gonna be a little tricky.
I think we just turned around now, cut our losses. Do we make it over that?
Oh my god, this is gonna be... Holy fuck.
going to be impressed.
We don't know.
We should not go up.
We'll get stuck.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my goodness.
We're not cucked.
We're just doing a little lift, a little slippy-dippy.
Slippy-dippy?
A little slippy-dippy.
Trust me.
You guys trust me?
I trust you explicitly.
Okay?
Yeah, no, you can't do this.
What's wrong going on?
What's wrong?
Like, stuck in the water?
What's going on?
The cross shot?
What is he?
There you go.
Hold on.
Oh my God.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Okay, this is actually what we should do.
Let's go up here.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, God.
You guys got to meet him.
Well, now we're going to be stuck up here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't you worry this is gonna be easy
I'm saying we have to go back we have to give me I need to go back. We're gonna be stuck up here
I need you a little bit more lab
Oh
Little more left then right you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a richer person
I'm gonna do a new shit here. This is I'm new shit here. Never never before seen
undone
techniques
That's right. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah
Oh, this is good back cause the back was I was in the engine right now, and it's a burden. It's a burn. Wow
Oh these claws are back up a little bit give it up. Yeah, you go. Yeah, yeah listen that engine purr
She's a parent she's a parent. Whoa, this is great. This is she's a purr guys. This is good guys
Don't worry about now. Don't worry about this
Don't worry about this. Hold on wait a second
Oh
What was your first clue what was your first clue I think I didn't feel it just died
This is the dumbest shit giving turn us around
I hate to say this.
Now first of all, I want you guys to keep in mind that this was uncharted territory, absolutely
new tech.
Never been done before.
Right?
I want you guys to keep that in mind as we think about the coming moments.
You just shoot me?
You just headshot me?
You bossed that!
Guys, I don't even know if I can get back to you.
Oh, I might be able to do that.
We're good, we're good.
Dude, I think we're stuck.
Once again, coconut with the latest and greatest.
with the latest and greatest news this is a good oh oh shit dude I just unlocked
new tech that I've never even seen before holy crap oh side stepping wait
yeah you and you and he you weren't side stepping that whole time and I was
There's actually people of us. There's a whole group below me
To what I'm not even kidding. I'm not even came there's like three guys right below us
I'm around right boy. You see that right below you. Oh
My god, you're right
Follow me boy follow me dang those guys are 150% stream time is it a bit be very careful
Very cable there's no doubt those guys are cheap
No one in there right behind would do with that guy just in I did buy some time though that guy's gonna have to go back and get his stuff
That's we are free
You also have a beacon
I'm a beacon no I'm not about them finding us finding us just fine. That's about why they wouldn't come up here
They're on
I'm on the ship you're good keep your keep your people's open. They could be in the rocks. Oh
There's a rock there gotta keep your people's open gimmick
Go ahead and get us out of here boss. Go ahead and get us out of here
You give it get out of here
Jesus Christ I'm sure it's your knees ever done this before it's experimentation
I lost my guns they killed me. There should be a shocker in one of the in one of the things grab that one
We'll get it back for the week. Yeah. Oh
Oh my god, I'm charting there. I'm glad actually take us take us right. That way we go kill him
Like
Like stop the ship go right and they go around that way
Oh
One of them out and we submitted literally submitted
Oh my god, wait they're behind us. They're behind us. Oh, no, I actually did guidance on the rock
The ship has me to the right
What happened to the jack-in-the-box Bob, I thought you said
The jack-in-the-box that was not right
They said bug that was a bug give it give it. I'm gonna come down there
You'd have your size step on yet. You have your size step on giving that's why you're running into shit
Oh my god.
Very soon.
Oh my god.
Give it, go right.
No high?
No.
I thought you said go right around the rocks.
I was going right around the rocks.
We're the people, we're gonna go kill the people.
Where are they?
I don't see a minute.
I'm going right.
Hey, hey, hey, this is my side of the boat.
Oh, Jai-Kudor, Jai-Kudor.
Yeah.
They're just guessing.
There's nobody over here.
We- I just killed a guy!
Yeah, but where's their ship?
I did their van and ship. I-
To the right!
It's behind this rocky mountain range.
I was gonna- oh my god!
I- I- oh!
I said do I go straight through?
And he said go right!
And I went out. I could've-
I could've crossed this cravat.
I could have I could have okay I'm going back into the mountain range. No, no, no, no,
go left, go back into the mountain range, and cross it through baby. Oh my God!
I'm going to pop her right now. I'll opinion pop her is going in the goal. Please. Please, please.
Please don't go back. Oh my God.
What are we up to? What are we doing?
Oh, man. We're gonna get Titanic. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I already know the path. I saw it earlier. Like a vision.
Look at I remember two hours ago and give it with the best driver I've ever seen
Now he's just
He's just a good
Your words we're gonna your words
Gonna your words
Listen, nobody's ever sounded a mountain like I just did now. What did it was a useful? No, but it was new side
I have a theory these guys might have lost their ship and they're coming to steal ours
Yeah, that was that.
They knew who we were though.
They were like, whoa, you suck a rust, bro.
Hey, did you actually see that?
Is that true?
No, they actually said that.
I knew it!
I told ya!
I told you there was deep-siphon!
I knew it!
You doubt it, you doubt it!
Oh, Shane.
Don't let that disturb you.
That was a calculated...
Dude, I navigated this shit like crazy.
Holy shit!
Now for now, we're right under the side, good work.
You told me to go to the right side.
Only to learn is not the right side, it's the left side.
I see it, I see it, I see it to the left.
I see it, I see it to the left, left, left, left, left.
It's a big one, boys, it's a big one, look it.
I see it, I see it.
He hit it.
Oh, these guys better have a lot of loot.
I don't see him, so you got to direct me.
Am I going the right way?
What do these left?
Right there right there right pretty easy
The red kid like destroyed
Go right because that's the way they were moving even with the lake right they can still move they can still move
Oh, no, there's what we're going
I see right through the the value sheet the rock pussy the rock pussy
We get ramp up!
What if they keep destroying my game?
We're going in!
Not a bomb!
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire!
Watch out! Watch out!
Get back in! Get back in!
You can't shoot! We can't shoot outside! We can't shoot outside there!
I'm healing up! I'm healing up!
Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Are we loading? Are we loading? Are we loading?
We're in! We're in!
I don't know if I'm in! I don't know if I'm in!
I'm not in! I'm not in!
He's got a little bit more right! I killed one!
I killed that gunner! I killed that gunner!
Nice, nice!
Fuck it! I'm going on point.
You gotta be dead
Go go go go go go
Get the inch up
Get in there
I'm shielding them
Kill them first
I'm gonna pull their shit up
Just keep yeah
Stay on the cannons
Go go
Pina he's going back down
That's what I'm thinking
I
You do not have a C4, no C4.
Okay, alright, they're bubbling it. Something's happening to the reactor, it's very strange.
What's that, what's that, got him?
They got a healing, they got a healing module on.
Got him, he's dead. Get out of here!
Oh, I have an orbital strike, orbital strike right here.
What does that do?
No, you're gonna orbital strike us.
I'm taking the problem with the activator shield to what these guys do you guys hide
The work of what the work guys we have to blow this shit up we have to blow this shit up
Yeah, he's dead nice. I even shoot with that. I got it guys as soon as the steel goes down
We got a hammer as soon as the steel goes down. We hammer the reactor okay?
go go go go go go go go
take the cannon take the cannon
got the cannon got the cannon
he's coming up he's up he's up
he's up
kill him kill him kill him kill him
kill him
got him he's dead
as soon as the shield goes down
hammer him
did you just kill me I'm dead I'm dead
I'm not I'm not
hold on hold on
no it wasn't he's below
I'm just taking this shit
Keep going keep going
It's a piece of the worst timing I can recipe time!
Cheers!
Got plenty of beans.
Shoot the reactor! Shoot the reactor!
Shoot the reactor!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
One's running, one's running!
You get your ass back here, you motherfucker!
Oh, beautiful.
Get out!
Oh, B-Boy, finally, B-Boy!
You love to see it.
Holy fuck.
You love to see it.
Guys, what made you even sweet it is that these guys were stream sniping their absolute wiener off.
Fuck them fuck them. Oh my god, I got so much left!
They have a lot of shit.
What?
Why is there two four-short droop keys?
Dude, they have so much shit, they have so much shit.
I got a black box.
Put on the shelf, put on the shelf, just turn through.
Get everything, get everything boys, go everything!
Dude, they're loaded.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
They're loaded, they're loaded.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh, look at this.
That's wind, that's wind.
That's wind.
No way they streamed site with a bubble.
Another bubble that we stole.
And a little bubble.
And a square steel, and still lost.
And still lost.
You've gotta be ass.
You've gotta be horrible.
You've gotta be terrible.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you gotta just be horrible.
There's no other way.
Oh my god.
There's no other way.
Oh my god.
It feels good.
Honestly, everybody's saying it in chat.
It was the driver, who was the driver, who was driving, driver won it.
Oh, that was me.
Oh, OK.
All right, now.
Appreciate that, everybody.
Appreciate that.
Here we go.
Nice and easy, nice and easy.
I'm gonna start repairing our shit.
I think we got everything. I think we're good.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
This guy is stream sniping with two bubbles
and a square shield.
I really didn't even take damage out of that.
Other than like a shot of kill.
Very minuscule, very minuscule.
How the f**king works.
Oh my god. I was sniping with my pistol off their guns.
These guys are nuts!
They put that, they coughed that, they coughed there way too early.
Dude, when we threw that fucking condom, like they had no idea what they were doing.
Dude, I guarantee you they're watching right now.
What do you have to say to yourself?
What? No, no, GGs.
No, GGs. What do you have to say for yourself?
Look at the state of your ship.
bubbles and a square shield what do you have to say to yourself you call it if
we like what yeah I mean that that was the right move what you got to say for
yourself guys oh shit we need to we need to oh and the healing one and a
healing box they did like they pop those in spite so we didn't get them
I think they just popped them all when they realized they were flexed.
That green shit they put up was crazy.
Fair enough.
Oh my goodness, are we the best?
We might be the best.
Yeah, no.
I think we are.
I just checked.
Thank God.
Did you just check the rankings?
I just checked.
Oh my goodness.
We're the best?
We're the best.
I just checked.
Oh my God, that's so great to hear.
By the way, we're in the smoke and we can't see if anyone's coming to kill us.
might want to move. We need to look we guys we need to go. We're going to go ahead go ahead that
whole mountain thing that you guys got us into wasted a lot of time. Sorry about my bad my bad.
That's what we got. We got these guys and they were loaded. That's on me. That's what we guys
we go to the black ship. We go straight to the black ship. It's time to find it time to
Find out if that was the dreadnought or not.
Lee Nexford can navigate these.
The fact that those guys were Steve Savage's big guns.
The fruit is so sweet.
The fruit, it's ripe.
the picking, the fruit, I'm so sweet.
Ah, delicious, listen.
No.
Oh, delicious, delicious, delicious.
Let it wash over you like a wave on a beach in Cancun.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let it wash over you.
Let it wash over you, gentlemen.
Oh, my goodness.
Let it go, let it flow, let it flow, let it flow, let it flow
Oh, you guys are gonna believe this
I still got a lot of jalapeno poppers
Oh, incredible, you heard them enjoy them, those are victory celebratory jalapeno poppers
You heard them, you heard the theme
I heard it, oh my god
Oh my god, okay this has to be the last one here
We're going to
Guys guys guys guys we should go to a PY drop the dead stuff under the black car. Wait, you're right. You're right
You're right. Wait, you're gonna go black here my tripping. No, we got two four something keys
We'll use another rate. Don't worry about it. Don't we better don't we better?
So we got one PY
I
You must for now everybody's gonna have everything met it out of my
Yeah, that's gonna be that's gonna be annoying. I hope they be like resensing something
I do I do not want to face better stuff all the time
I
There's probably like one guy left remember we have the tracking box on us, so they'll know exact exactly where we are
We won't know what they are
Officer coming anytime soon oh so soon so second time stuck in traffic stuck in traffic
All right boys. All right. Oh, yeah, how will we do this?
He says he wouldn't believe the traffic.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
The PYs are reset loot, and the Black Tarps are going to be gone.
So I see me and Coconut go to loot for gimmick
stays on the ship and keeps peepers open for the last guy.
Well, got it, got it.
We're almost there.
Straight up ahead.
It's a weird one.
We're heading straight towards it.
I can't tell if it's on the left or the left.
Apple's bottom legend.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, I've heard of this.
I thought it was an old wives tale, but it's real.
It's real!
This is the P.O.I., so alright.
Wait.
It's one of those ones that split up.
Morty! Oh my god, guys, we can get rich here, we can get rich, especially when they beat the final circle.
Oh my goodness.
Are the black tarps already unlocked, or do we have to wait till the circle closes?
Right there, right there, there's a black tarp.
It's open, it's open, it's open! I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Eh!
So you're looking for black tarps and black umbrellas.
Oh my god, bio-emitted right off the rip.
Bio-emitted right off the rip.
Holy dingo.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, grab it, grab it.
We're looking good on circle.
Oh, dammit.
I mean, we're looking very good on circle, guys.
Woo, woo, woo.
Don't doodle, but we're looking good on circle.
don't want like I got a guy don't want to be I got red to a barrel right here P
where were you red barrels for fire barrels the fire barrels for doors
check it out good but just keep those in mind
there's a red door go ahead go ahead it's on the lighthouse
I heard that yeah yeah okay it's down it's down
Yeah, I'm going right where I just shot.
I'm going.
Woo-woo-woo!
They should make, like, backpacks in this game, dude.
There are... there's a backpack slot.
I just don't think they implemented them, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
I mean, yeah, you can see a backpack slot.
There's just... nothing to put there.
Oh, boy, I gotta box the line.
That guy just died.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Come back with Luke, come back with Luke.
Come back, come back, come back.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I'm shooting him.
You probably can't, the sound's a little scuffed.
Guys, we've gotta be the last ones in the server.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, you guys.
Thanks for maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I think maybe one more.
But they're coming here, dude.
They don't got the ball.
Remember those three black tops per PLI?
And we have one PLI here and one PLI over there.
We get six black tarps total.
Here we go, fast, fast, fast.
Honestly, come with me, come with me.
Because each of them have one pick up a ball.
We need two people for black top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going right. I go right side looking for the black top
Coming in but we're good
There's no more eyes of storm this in 51 seconds the storm moves in permanently
Good. We end here and we go to the the black ship. That's good. That's good. I'm looking for the black
Touching the back dogs. Hey, that's you. I'm out of the lighthouse. There's a lot of shit here
That's good. That's good
Go, go, go guys, you have 40 seconds.
Good much, good much, good much.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Can you grab the box if I leave it right up here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right here, right here, right here.
Okay, you see me, see me, see me?
I'll leave it right here, boom.
Got it, got it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Ah!
Oh my God, oh my God.
I
Come back down. I'm coming I'm coming I
This only one black carpet this area. I need to move the other area
Guys guys we don't have time circles coming
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Is everybody on their way back?
I'm on the ladder now.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You go to the tower, right?
You go to the tower?
I go to the lighthouse, yes.
We go to the other side.
Let's go.
I'm on, I'm on.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay, let's go.
Where's your circle at?
We're good. We're good. We're fine. Are you sure the block ship is going to be there?
Let's go to the ship. Let's go to the ship. We said that that might not be the
that might not be the dreadnought that might just be the ship. I should just go
right to the ship. Fuck the other POI. It's easy. It's easy.
This whole map is full of these freaking mushroom rocks. It's a nightmare.
Get in boys. Lock it in. Oh, it's boosted. It's boosted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. You guys boost because I gotta navigate through these rocks.
guys I'm seeing a ship I'm seeing a shit
I'm seeing the ship like at the at the end
I'm seeing the ship I'm seeing the loot
ship not an enemy oh my god I'm gonna keep
I got I got him to where we're clear. We're clear
Beautiful beautiful
I'm seeing that dude. I think that's it. I don't think that's the dreadnought. I think that's it's a hundred percent
I
Listen before we hop off the ship look for the red door on the side
No, I have no she won't have to shoot the ship
We're gonna show you like below you
Honestly, I couldn't even reach with you for that side. We might just have a shooting. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna get
I gotta get one just in case.
Yeah, just in case.
Another boost! Maximum overdrive!
Right now, right now, right now, perfect timing.
I see the ship. I see it.
Why is that boosted? I feel like it did boost us at all.
Shit, we're gonna get AI here.
Gonna get AI? I don't know. Yeah.
We'll kill real fast, we'll kill real fast.
back to my lower drive ready the candidates boys all right I'm going the same
say we went last time.
Shut the shut good?
Get ready, get ready, we got huge jet bash, huge jet bash.
Get him, get him, get him, get him.
Fire, fire, fire.
Got this guy.
I just killed a job right here the left is he right here the left
Go go go go. Wait, wait, you miss you miss it. You miss it
Go go go you go go you lose the top one. It's right to our left. Let me just sign something left like three times
It's already shot it's already shot you go for the room all the stuff of the room. We're gonna go here, okay?
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. We gotta stop the car for team
God
You get it get it get it quick get it quick
Because every time I watch
I just work for a walk by your pity
Oh, this happens! Oh, this happens!
I'm such a healer!
70mm cannon, do I take it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Take it, take it, take it, take it!
If it's green, not if it's rusty.
I think it's green.
If it's rusty or water, say rusty or water.
I'm just gonna take it, everything to be honest.
It says worn.
Then take it, take it, take it, take it!
What the fuck?
another red door here we need explosives did you have to see for it i see
for i'm coming where are you right me on me on me come here quickly quickly
we go quickly are you ready for this one is blue blue blue blue
are you getting everything on top give me what's short uh yeah i'm going on
i'm going on guys we do i don't know
we have uh that pussy's open
Guys
What the hell?
We're dead, we're dead, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it
Fuck it, I'm going for another box
Where's he?
You guys know where the radiation is?
Okay
He won't die
Guys, we're right next to the red
We might need to do the
The red's coming in
Activate the beacon
I found the Max Luger! Oh my god, I found the Max Luger! This is where it all ends!
Activate the beacon! Activate it now!
Give it your all the roof, you're the one that activated it!
Give it your all the roof, give it your all the roof!
What's shooting?
There's me, there's me, I'm following a red door, another red door!
I'm going for the, going for the beacon!
Oh my god, go, go, go, go!
This is the Max Luger, this is the Max Luger, Max Luger!
How much was it? How much was it?
It's Max, it's Max, it's Max, it's Max!
I'm taking stuff, I'm taking stuff!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm activating now, activating now!
Give me a reading job right now!
Carey all this stuff!
We found the maximum room, we found the maximum room!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD !
I found another red room though!
I found another red room!
Are you taking- you taking-
We'll handle this.
We handle this.
GO! GO! GO!
Oh no, isn't the same blue room?
I- I'm in the same one as you guys.
Holy shit, Peter was alive.
There's a lot of shit in there!
Where, where, where, where, where?
In the room! Like, if you jump in from the...
Or on the ship...
There's a door away...
Hey, the box!
I need to be in box!
I need a green box
Shit
Like go go go it there's a green box of these over here in this hallway. There's green boxes everywhere
I'm putting them out on the deck 56 seconds guys 56 seconds plenty of green boxes over here
I'm on the deck
I'm gonna go on the deck of the ship and look for red gun because I don't know I'm just gonna go
dude I got valley boats in the safe too where's the box
Hey, where's the box?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Oh goodness.
Oh goodness gracious.
We need this purple thing.
Oh my God, there's a bag.
Oh my God!
I found it!
This is the real gun!
I got it!
Oh my God.
There's a whole new room here.
I left the full box for a loot.
I left the full box for a loot down there.
I don't see a red cannon.
I'm going for the loot room.
I don't see red cannons in there guys so there's five boxes down below the ship we have to grab and put all this shit right now
What the fuck is that reflector? What is that?
Just grab it, just grab it, we have ten seconds, ten seconds, ten seconds
Grab everything, grab everything, go go go go go go go go
I just gotta go, I just gotta go
You just gotta go, you just gotta go
Oh, a green 70 millimeter cannon
It's taking it, it's taking it, it's taking it
The shit's gone, it's gone
Fuck it. Fuck it. Take this box.
Man, I got one more! I got the ladder! I got it! I got it! I got it! Oh my god!
I can't move it up!
Get off the ship now! Get off the ship now! Get off the ship!
Get off the ship now! Now! There's a box right here.
I can't pick it up, Peter. I'm actuating.
Fuck it, fuck it.
I need to get back up! I need to get back up! Oh my god! I need to get back up.
I evacuated. I evacuated. I evacuated.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We do we have 15 seconds?
16 seconds.
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Guys, we left so much loot.
We left so much loot.
Oh my god.
We left so much loot.
Hold on. Question.
That's not the dreadnought.
Does that spawn?
Does that not spawn for the last circle?
Or can we get there before?
I don't know. We're late.
Guys, guys, we got the rail gun.
We got the real good you see it no way look look look on the right side. Look oh
My god, we got an experimental 80 millimeter a gun kid. Oh
My good
We got the technology. We got the technology. We got the technology.
Holy dingle. Holy dingle. Oh my God. Oh my God, dude. What the hell?
Wait, does it use 80mm or do it use like a specific kind?
Wait, you guys refuse the coral quick?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Refuse gunpowder too. Regular gunpowder.
I hear you just click it
Nope, I can't wait. Oh wait. I see wait. It's wait. I see it. I there's like a red X it pops up every now and then hold up
We see it
Yeah, I see it's there's like a red X it pops up. Yeah, I don't I don't I can't click nothing
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh wait, wait, wait cancel your ready. I can't I can't oh god
Okay, guys. Oh you guys
Click it and then hover off of it
Wait, what else did you need it?
Wait, what else did you need it? What else did you need?
What else did you need? I needed
Mixtures if you guys can deny the mixtures and the coral. I'll deny the gun. Oh my god. We're gonna call it the coral chunk
I also need coral. I see I see you for a little too. Okay. Mm-hmm
Okay, I denied mixtures weird coral and
And coral chunks, okay? Oh perfect. Oh my goodness boys guys. I think you guys just tonight gunpowder
That's what I need for
Coconut
Hit X on the mixtures, too. I can see here. I can see now. I can see our little X's
Just imagine that it has a five second delay and then do it like that
Okay, I'm looking for the mixtures or what does it look like?
It looks like it's a blue bottle yellow ball
I have to just click it one time and then let go and watch it for five seconds. It'll do it
334 you'll see the number 334 to the bottom right. Yep. Yep. Yep
Yeah, I see it. Okay. I'm doing it clear one time. Yeah, there you go
And they go to the you go. Oh, hey, you're double-clicking it. So you want to click it one time?
There you go. There's a lot of go to the gunpowder and click that one time, too. Yep. I'm done done
work done done yeah oh use the rail gun wait I'm refusing everything what the
fuck wait hold on what the fuck you might want to undo that do that
immediately you might want to do that might want to undo that unless unless you
don't want to let's go I mean this is why you knew of course
Oh, there's a there's an undue refusal by the bottom line. I
Don't see the refuse on undue refusal my god. What?
You got it. You did it. You did it. You're good. You're good. All right. Okay, okay?
I think everybody out. We're all good. Okay. All right. Okay ready on up good work deep good work. I
I
Can't we we got the railgun holy? Oh my god. I cannot believe we got the real boys. We are the best
This is highly successful. Yeah, highly successful. I highly successful as all things in jack-in-the-box
And the great captain and a great captain
11,000
13,000 12.5. Oh my goodness. We got the real good who got the real good?
All you see who got it. You sick bastard who got it who got it you got it
You don't even know
We are we running again, this is 230 the more we run it one more time
I'm gonna go it we can call it
We go up you
I'm not a call it. I'm down. I can't believe it's already been seven hours. That's crazy. You seem it's fantastic
I love this game. Good. Let's do a 24 hour on this shit sometime
Fucking just get absolutely insane like legitimately insane. I mean what are you into the role?
What if we do one rail gun run one more yeah now now I think
It should be on the left side of the ship.
I think it should be on the right side of the ship.
I think it's safe off the left side.
Wait, do you remember who found it?
Who found the gun again?
I found it.
I can't place my finger in Coca-Cola's bottle.
I can't remember.
Who found it?
I'll leave this one up to you guys.
Let's let Chad decide.
Guys, who do you trust more not to lose the real guy?
Me or coconut?
I'm getting many peanuts.
Many peanuts.
A lot more peanuts than coconuts.
That they don't trust?
That...
No, that they do trust.
Oh, are you sure?
did you phrase it correctly guys I listen I'm telling whoever holds the rail
gun can literally kill someone's reactor from 500 meters before we can get to the
fight okay how about we flip it over like we get one fight okay that's fair
that's very fair that's very fair that is very fair and we should leave gimmick
out of the equation completely never even let us use it well he's a I didn't
I'm the driver but you don't even have to say it like that now you make me want it
It's because I know I want it
Oh wait guys I'm like you can go down
Now I want to use this
What's the difference between these two?
Wait what's the difference?
Any difference?
What's the difference between these two things?
What other things?
I'm running up
Oh 4x3 and 3x5
Oh, that sounds the same now it would be different if the legs were oh, I see ones wide ones long
Okay, that makes sense
Which one would be better the long one?
Wide one. I'm thinking wait
Hmm I think the long one because then you get the one in the middle right now, right?
And then you can just stack wall after wall after wall after wall and then put your engine
behind everything, right?
And the long one would be either the wide one.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and do that thing we've been working on, the reactant.
By that, I still need three more raw origin crystals and about 40 more mixtures and
then I can get the reactant we've been looking for.
You get enough gunpowder for your thing, gimmick?
No, it's gonna take a few rounds. I need like 500.
I'm getting there. I still need one of those captain's boxes or whatever.
Why? I have a blue 70 millimeter shock and cannon kit too.
And I have a worn 80 millimeter one as well.
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Which one am I bringing?
I say we have you bring the green 80 millimeter, and then we have the experimental cannon
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He missed a beat I'm savoring my voodoo range in period I beat the first time you're right perfect vector
I told you Freddie. I took I wish I bought another
And buy one drink I got green 40 green 70 you drive you get your car started up
Drive out of your driveway all the way to the store.
Walk back after turning off your car.
I'm going to bring out the green 80.
And then get a break from all the way home to my one drink.
One drink!
Mr. Freddy, I would like to say thank you first.
And secondly, it's fantastic. I told you.
I told you, big man. I told you.
I'm bringing it all, man.
Fuck it.
You guys make sure your inventory is not red at the top left.
Right, right.
Yeah.
So true, so real and so true.
So real and so true.
Honestly, I think I'm just gonna sell the orbital strike.
I don't think we'll use it in the energy run.
I don't think we'll use it.
Use the orbital strike?
Yeah, I mean, the orbital strike is good if they're sitting still.
I mean, even if they're sitting still, it's not that good, I mean.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Wait, do we have...
Oh wait, I have the protective dome. Should I bring it out?
What are these red things?
Should I bring out the dome? Should we be those guys?
Where is he?
Um, no, um, well, maybe we bring the dome simply because we have the thing we're bringing.
That's what I'm saying. Like, if there was a time to bring a dome, it'd be when we
have the- the rail gun, right?
Give me now!
Okay, I'm bringing it out.
Alright, let's do it!
Going on. This is all in.
All in!
All in boys all in I'm bringing my best stuff. I'm bringing my I'm bringing a blue revolver after it
Sam Sam two stacks of ammo two stacks of beans
Making energy cores
Or whatever the energy rods blue armor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah shotgun shotgun rounds. Oh, yeah, we're cooking. We're cooking
We are cooking boys. We are cooking
And you guys got the okay, well you bought a lot of 80 million shots or shit
We are coconut. Did you put the the experience on there as well?
Cocoa
Is that we lost him on this day 2026 we lost coconut
Coco is readied up, but it's silent.
I don't see the experimental cannon.
I do.
Experimental 8mm rail gun top right.
Really?
I see it.
Why is it not still on my screen?
I don't know.
All right, yeah, I see it. There's an X. There we go. All right. There we go. There we go. All right. All right. Hey, now
Hey, now. Hold on. Hey, now
All right, ready go
I'm gonna grab a stick with this knife
I'm gonna do a little bit
Woo!
Let's...
RRRRRRRR!
Rrrr...
RRRRRRIDE!
I'm getting word from one of my buggies I might be getting one guy as it's called
that you could go into the dreadnought with no key and honestly I kind of
already feel like I know how to do it because I've glitz under the map before
I do you just stick your yellow ladder from your ship into the dreadnought
I'll stick my yellow ladder into your ship.
I'm here, I'm here.
I feel like that would be the easy way to do that.
Baby driver's here, baby driver's here.
Hmm.
Holy shit, look at this.
Oh my god.
Whoa, hey, hey, what are you doing?
Hey.
You're setting up the ship?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh my god.
You're setting up the ship?
Yeah, it is.
Oh my god.
set yeah it is oh my wait why is it
letting me oh you can only put a regular
ammo they get but look at it dude oh my
god only fucking shit it's beautiful you
see this one oh my goodness oh my god
Oh
Boys go for BBP, where's the BBP at? Are you wait for you to go there for you to go there? We'll leave the dome next to the engine
Plenty of ammo. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. It's hit scan. Are you see?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Boys don't boys if it's true head scan I can destroy any any reactor.
Oh my God.
From any distance I tell you boys.
Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh it has four little thingies in the middle.
So I think it's a direct shot too it's no longer no longer variable.
I think I'm putting in I'm putting in some high velocity shell.
No you can't.
Would that matter?
You can't do that.
Oh you can't oh okay I said guys you don't take regular ammo.
You got the first one.
Okay, I got the first one.
You got the first one.
I'm going to start her up boys. Go ahead and start her up.
I didn't hear you.
Of course, of course.
There's a gun in this box.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also there's a C4.
There's a C4. Somebody should grab the C4s on you.
There's a shotgun on the ground over here.
Oh wait, where? Yeah, where's my shotgun?
A lot of, a lot of interesting stuff.
They have put no beads, by the way.
It makes you rub your beads, your beads.
Yes, yes, yes, yes
Only moving don't forget to be
Don't forget to be
I'm locked it is boys locked in it
Is that excited you to say oh my goodness. Oh
It should be it's gonna be a dream
These really do come true.
They're the city of dreams.
The key key!
I should we just start drumming up a ditch?
I should we just start drumming up a ditch and let them know.
That done, bud?
Oh yeah.
Let these fuckers go!
Who are we fucking?
I
Did you watch out a horn juice?
Yeah, you gotta refill the horn fluid
I have extra horn fluid
Look at the horn fluid reserve. There you go. There you go
oh my god
this is gonna make me everybody there's a rock right in front of it
oh i got this
see the way i'm scooting around this thing
oh incredible
wow how does he do it
how does he do it
Wee!
Egg-rad will give a clout. Your skills are really unfatched. Your skills are unfatched.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I think I might listen. I'm not usually a guy calling beers to be a driver.
I usually hate being a driver. There's something about this game.
It just connects. It just connects. I've been scooting. I mean, the way I've been spinning...
Oh!
You've learned to fight. Have you ever, ever lost line of sight?
Oh, never! Not even one time, except for the time that we did.
No, no, no, no. You did both, yet.
So you have net, not a PvP, not PvE. The PvE...
Not even one time, except for the one time we did.
Wait, what?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I've been crawling around like a crab.
Oh prepare yourself boys prepare yourself
Yeah, let's see the laser pussy
How fast is this reload
You're slow what I can't remember
God, but since then, you've never been...
You made this!
Oh my God!
Because I can't praise you.
I'm just amazing!
You just even have a train.
You just even have a...
Even if you have a trail, it isn't here.
Where's the other guys at?
All the behind us are behind us.
I must get rid of the yellow belt over the yellow belt.
Yes!
For now...
Be a people without later!
Well, I can't have a light of sight on them.
But don't worry, we have to get out of the driver so there's no way to save the air.
Where are they?
They're behind us to the left!
Ladies!
Somebody said that.
We said that.
We already said that.
Ladies!
Oh, man.
There we are.
Ladies!
situation I just a box situation
the red door coming up here get ready get ready we guys we don't lose those
guys yeah yeah yeah but shoot this red door
all right I'm gonna spin us around it's gonna put us right here I'll go loot
I'll go loot the crabs.
You got the crabs? We're gonna get a gatekeeper of this boss, don't you worry.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Let's fuck them.
That's awesome, that's awesome.
Hop to birth 30 and it's time to fight.
It's not me boss, no worries.
Common mistake could have happened anyway.
Anyone
Secret about pretty what good about pretty what?
Perfect excelsior excelsior
Excelsior oh that is so great to hear that is so great
That is just so great to hear I was thinking should I say oh I think it should I say it?
Oh my god I said it. Oh gimmick money's worth.
Oh gimmick money's worth.
Incredulous, incredulous.
That's the French way of saying incredible by the way.
Did you know that oh my god, we already have two red items from this place, oh my goodness.
I have a red item too just from the Clankers.
Oh my goodness.
In Europe, Mr. Incredible is actually called Mr. Incredulous, you know that?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Little fun fact, little fun fact.
Wait, wait, what was the fun fact? I missed it, please repeat.
You're not Mr. Incredible is called Mr. Ingradulous.
Oh, that dirty dog.
Dirty dog, dirty dog.
Oh, yeah, that's a French dog.
Oh, my goodness, Mr. Ingradulous.
Mr. Ingradulous, Mr. Ingradulous.
Oh, my god.
I knew he added in a man's index every day.
I knew that'd get to the man's head.
I knew it. I, ah, wow. Did you call that gimmick? Did you call that?
Come on.
You're not doing that.
There's a limit.
God, yeah, where, come on.
There's a limit.
He flexed on it. He flexed it financially.
Come on now. We knew, we knew he was up to some system.
Something scandalous.
Something incredulous.
Oh, gimmick. Money's worth.
With a bargain, eh?
I don't think he realizes we're communicating. He just grunts. He just grunts. That's all he understands.
I'm just enough.
Oh, does anybody see the key? Anyone see a key anywhere?
Does anyone see a nice key?
Oh wait, I have it. I have it.
key
or
wake up
oh wait this is an a key door this is an explosive door gentlemen
oh my
i think she's
i don't know
wait wait we have a c4 now
i don't know
i do
i don't know
i mean you angle are just right you might be able to shoot
nah i don't think so
do we have a c4
yeah
we have multiple c4
oh that is so
great to hear
well it's popping open jolly it's popping open
how do we
yeah well how do we
do we need to bring it
I do not have what I need for it. Okay. What do we what are we popping?
Popping this pussy for a real group
Do I need to say it again did I start it I mean
Can you guys just know that you guys notice that?
Insane placement on the ship with the ladder. Oh incredible
We have one people
Oh, piloting piloting...
Yeah!
Little chop, chop, little chop, chop,
Wait, what are we blowing?
He's a red barrel?
A barrel?
I don't see a red barrel.
Is there a red barrel here?
Ooh!
Oh, there's another!
Oh wait, that's the one that goes out to the side.
Oh my god.
I got to save.
Little chop, did something, nothing to brash.
Nothing to do brash that one just goes out to the outside. Hey, that's what we're supposed to shoot with our ship
The whiteboard has the black key in it
Yeah, but we have to do like two other PLIs to get that key right boys. Is that the key we've been looking for?
Are we looking for? I'm so hungry. Oh my god. I can
I can suck the seeds out of coconuts on circumcised penis flaps. This is such a nice
Oh my god drink a gallon of expired warm milk and get started and get started that's what I say
that's what I say you got to be careful with that kind of thing it can be dangerous
it can be dangerous can be dangerous it can be dangerous I say we get moving
gang what do we think yeah I think we move I think we move mm-hmm oh my
My goodness, coconut, get over here! Get over here, coconut! Get over here! I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Oh no, Twinstab! Don't catch me! Don't catch me, Twinstab!
We need a laser or a ship now! 100%!
percent
We're turning back to the fucking discussing
Discussing well, huh? I would want to have a conversation. Yeah with the topic of discussion
Good discussion. I
Nobody loves a good discussion more than I more than I do
Oh, just shoot him a shit.
Oh, there's Murphy.
There's Murphy.
Don't worry, Murphy.
Don't worry.
There's no bandable offenses going on here.
Murphy, no.
It's all above board, above the table.
No need to look back in the bar 30 seconds
because nothing happened.
It's all above the table.
Nothing happened.
Don't worry.
I mean, honestly, if you think of mine,
I think, I mean, I might be Nick A-30 over here.
I mean, I got a family friendly team going on.
Oh my God.
Can I ruin it?
Go ahead, go, go, go ahead.
Maybe it's not the time now, but.
It's saving, it's saving time.
Yeah, I'll save it in time.
Oh my God.
Wait, by the way,
Why did you guys make me play that one more?
I'm so strong, I'm so hot.
You've got the green.
Oh yeah, you got it.
Make sure we have the right cannon set up.
I can use a delicious burger.
Oh, I can use a delicious burger.
What kind of burger are we going with?
Sweet and spicy bacon burger, large fries,
eat, count, nugget, meal, large Dr. Pepper,
jalapeno ranch, and three spicy cats.
Time for it, I want my congratulations.
I already got it.
Yeah, baby, I got it.
You don't need her. You don't need her.
Probably smells like we're going to do it anyway. You don't need her.
You don't need her.
You know what I really love about Jack and the Boss too? Curly price.
Curly price. Curly price.
They're solid. A solid option.
Some of it was right. You're a trash player. You should admit you're wrong more often.
I mean, I got it.
Thanks for the five dollars, machine.
I gotta agree with...
Thanks for the five dollars, bitch!
We don't need it.
Thanks for the five dollars!
Bitch, let's go!
Let's go!
Ah, beautiful.
Really?
I will say tonight has been great success, holy.
Great success.
It's been an honor.
It's been a great pleasure.
It's been a real honor.
It's the honor's all mine.
The honor's all mine.
Well, if the honor's all mine and the honor's all yours, then there's a problem.
Too much honor.
Because the honor indeed is all mine.
You know
Not a lot of people know what real honor is, you know, oh, yeah, we prove walk over you
In the rain just so he doesn't get his shoes wet
I if Kim Jong-un wanted to step over a puddle in his new red bottom Louis Vuitton's I've laid down my jacket
I didn't lay down my jacket and then I
and then I
ROBB KICK'EM TOOTCHE!
Hold on, is this a
post-frame scenario?
This is post-frame. This is
post-frame. If it was a
otherwise, you'd still get a
shoot-frame. I mean, I hate to point
that out. But it wouldn't be
muddy water, it would be clean water from the skies.
So much honor.
Who is he?
What good man, good
man!
The geeks that gave a butt with the band that I made!
I think you might be done.
I'm sure that's what dinosaurs do.
Who's the best? That's right!
Pretty sure I saw a Ridley Scott movie about that.
You have one Scott movie?
A Ridley Scott movie?
I remember that.
The Alien franchise.
Alien vs. Predator?
Well, he didn't wreck that one.
Damn, I had the greatest jump, but I was definitely an adult.
I saw it immediately, you saw it immediately, you felt the energy in the air, did you?
You feel the energy in the air.
I'm pretty sure that movie is actually releasing on TV.
You're a real respectful guy, Pete.
You're a real respectful guy, mate.
Thank you.
That's very good to be safe
Okay, guys, we're gonna shoot a gap here if we have me what are we up to let's not blame me
Let's not blame me of course. Of course of course
Hmm. Oh my god, it's really done. Actually done. No driver could have done that. No, wow
Wow
Wow, wow my god and oh my goodness ill
Gonna boost us up this ill. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness. Bonnie Blue Mountain. Good work, gimmick.
Alright, right through the rock, I see.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Launch those puppies.
Bring them down to Chinatown.
Here we go, here we go!
Let them have it, Coconut!
Oh, yeah.
That one died so fast.
Oh, my God.
Yanda!
Yada!
one more one more rotating I think I see him I think I see him there he is
where where where right there I'm gonna shoot him
Also we need a repair kit. What about things he's blown open unfortunately?
Yes. Oh, we already got three. Holy cow.
Hold on, hold on. Let me get a little closer to these guys so that we don't have to run as far.
We're going to bring her right up to this middle one and then we're going to shut her down.
Right up here, beautiful, beautiful, and five, or four, or three, two, and three, we out.
Good work, boss, good work.
Whoo-hoo!
They look shopping, shopping.
As expected, as expected.
I know the way this goes.
Oh, you know the role of the maffolds, the ducks, and the crannies?
I knew something was wrong down here.
The ins and the outs of how the engine purged.
Oh, you've learned her way.
Give me money's worth.
In a dog and man.
Give me money's worth.
You've learned the rules and the rules.
Steady money's worth incredible
incredible gimmick
Let me tell you gimmick
that's I see a fire way
Over there. Well, let's you guys know
Something's not right over there coconut am I right? Yeah. Yeah, we need to let me know a mess
What the dingles going on over yonder you think?
some little funky maybe some little funky some a little fresh
mm-hmm
is this is he singing I know do you the repair kit
I did I repaired the room
where is this hissing coming from
this is quite the the conundrum quite the hiss did you know the other
robot I didn't lose anything
Okay, I'm gonna go get that. There's more loot on the field.
And which ones do you get?
I got the repair kit off of this one. Looks like...
Just grab that one. I'm gonna get the far one.
You get the far one. I'll grab this one.
Oh.
Guys, I hate to say it, but I think we may be the best team to ever play this game ever.
It's...
They're gonna do a competitive tournament here. We'll win a billion dollar one.
This is a game.
Um, so easily guys if they do a streamer tournament where you could bring like 10 of these ships in
Oh my god, you know what I'm gonna text him
Wait a second
I'm doing that. You know the order peanut?
Oh, no, but he's about to
He's about to know me
He's about I think he they tweeted my account. Um, but I should fuck yeah, but they so they obviously know me
But I'm gonna I'm gonna text them. I'm gonna see if we get a private server going
You're like you're like dirty streamers go crazy
Ten three-man cruise
Should we do it? I say we do it. That's how sweet
I'm a text I'll text you right after the street
Right now
But I just ate I ate a lot of time
I'm going to be honest. They're definitely going to come back and bite me.
Dude, that'd be crazy.
That would be cool. That would be very cool.
Oh, man, oh, man.
Custom Robbie.
Back fries.
Hey.
It's Mr. Peanut.
This is top two forward, doesn't it?
That's top two forward.
Maybe say Mr. Nutt.
Mr. Nutt? I like Mr. Peanut.
up looking right now. Is that is that too forward?
That might be too forward. John, that's fine.
He's gonna beat up. Love you, game. Let's start with a compliment.
Let's butter him up a little bit. Butter him up a little bit.
Butter him up a little bit.
Put the little butter on that.
Move butter, move butter. Butter him up a little.
Butter him up. All right.
Okay, okay. All right.
a little bit of butter in love your game was wondering if a
tournament lobby one E plus a little yeah that's not good is that is that right
or not that's nice that's not a good amount of butter perfect amount of
butter in perfect my water game is good I don't know I don't know if that's how
you say it he was he was weird love game was wondering if a streamer tournament
would be possible
we you what we want I'll say something else like to take the pressure off of
I can host it and get it that way he doesn't have to like he doesn't think
all gone here's a big workload now I gotta get a bunch of streamers I mean
yeah I'll say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I get a workload yeah we're lowering
the workload yeah I can hold it and grab all the streamers here we go yeah
take a little pressure off a little weight off the shoulders we'll wait out
for so easy mm-hmm yeah let's say if he doesn't comply you will knock your
grandma the fuck out right now which we threaten we do a lot of that thing
create a life-threat yeah like 9 11 to let me send you a picture of my grandma
right now okay like light right like that light threat light
in game was by the way in game was in game we got in the game in the game
nailed it nailed it perfect perfect scent scent a picture of my agent grandma
with my face because I'm gonna add and stuff at the end to make it seem like
Like would chill like I'm just gonna yeah, oh wait I have to say comma I can host a grab all the steamers
I'm just gonna put and stop just like
I'm not wearing a business suit. I mean I'm just kind of you know, I'm just
Was that a chat?
Yeah
I already said oh shit you should have put it ain't no thing. Oh
Oh my god, are you telling me this now?
Yeah, I didn't know you were telling me this!
You said it too early!
I thought we were still word shopping in.
Oh my god.
Hey, I agree with gimmick.
You didn't consult with us.
It ain't no thing.
Now we're fucked!
Now we're- now we're- now we're- now we're gonna hate us!
Well, no, there's still a chance.
There's still a chance.
Oh my god.
There's still a chance.
Oh my god.
All right.
All right, okay, let's just hope he looks fast that there's no quote, it ain't no thing.
It ain't no thing.
Hopefully we catch him in a good mood.
Oh my God, if he's in a bad mood, that is not gonna be good.
He's probably gonna ban me.
That's probably what he's gonna do.
I can't believe this.
Dude, I'm gonna fucking die.
These zombies are no joke.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta, you gotta take them, you gotta, you gotta give
them the respect, they're due respect.
Yeah, I didn't respect them.
A little bit of looting, a little bit of light looting, look for Corral as well, boy.
Ah, I've got every little piece of Corral.
Oh, that's so great to hear that it's so great
shave all the coconut hair make that shell smooth
I'll get that pussy wax right now
what? what?
why when we are doing so you can turn it dirty?
I'm sorry you know what guys? every time we have a normal conversation
you just go off and you turn it dirty I'm sorry
you're freak you know that you're fucking freak
I am you should be serious
I'm a fuckin freak. I've got issues. I've got bad issues.
I'm a bad boy.
You've been a bad boy.
A sassy boy.
Sassy little guy.
Sassy guy.
Oh yeah.
You can't be walking like that.
You walking and talking like that?
No, sir.
I'm not talking like that.
No, sir, not without being punished.
Not without being punished, Discord kitten.
That's us.
Oof.
Oh, lord.
Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy,
lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy.
Oh, oh, you're going to get punished.
You're going to get punished now.
I've got that thing on me.
What can I say?
I'm that guy.
He is that guy. He is that guy. He's not that guy. He's that guy. Oh he's that guy. He is that guy.
Oh yeah. He's that guy. He is that guy. 100%. Oh my god. He's just that guy.
Wow. Wow. Coco you're that guy. I mean you're that guy.
I am that guy. Oh man. I love being that guy. I love being that guy every god damn day.
100 percent. 100 percent.
If I'm not that guy, then who's gonna be that guy?
Who's gonna carry the boat? Who's gonna carry the boat to the law?
I'm gonna do a thing here and I think it's gonna work.
It's not gonna work, guys. It's not gonna work.
You try walking out the city you guys you guys
No, I'm gonna bring the thing around the other side because there's a whole another side of the city
I'm bringing the walker around
So we don't have to go all the way back because there's a whole another side of the city
I'm spinning her around hi-ak you hi-ak you very rare
I have to check it out dude check it out. What if I don't know if this is possible blue arbor
What if if you got the old B. Devs to make us a custom lobby?
Oh, damn.
And like each creator had like an army of communities.
Like not an army, but like they could bring in like eight boats of their community.
And it's like a fucking like 808080888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Look at that first thought.
You know how many races other streamers might bring in?
Second.
Oh.
I mean hey.
How are these servers going to support 400 fucking people on one server?
Maybe it's like the three of us in the community.
I need you.
What do you think will happen? Like a war. Like a fucking FFA war.
FFA? Is that a union?
That's a union. That's a union. That's a union right there.
Wait, FCA? Those ship of Christian athletes?
You know what those guys...
Yes.
Holy shit!
Everyone's got something going on these guys.
Everybody's got something going on these guys.
Everybody's got a little something going on.
All from Racist.
Yao Ming.
We got a little something going on.
Little bit of pizzazz.
A little bit of zip.
Oh shit, we got a radio beacon box.
Go ahead. Go ahead. We got the laser god. No one's beat nice
No one's beat nice boss. Come on
Live a little live a little get it up. Live a little gimmick live a little
Nobody's beat nice
It's on the ship and the ship is once again absolutely
Oh, fantastic. That is so great to hear.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who is driving this thing?
He's gotta be sexy.
Who's driving this thing?
He's gotta be sexy.
There's no way he doesn't have a sizzle jar.
Six foot five.
Ripped six pack of ads.
Oh my goodness, I mean wow Wow
Well, wow, that's true. Most of that. Yeah, well, most of that
My goodness
So that's true. Most of that's true. Give me an olive oil enema and fuck me silly
My goodness mama mama
Fuckin look at yourself. It's a spicy
Amid the ball. A spicy spaghetti.
That's a spicy spaghetti.
It's a me, Luigi.
Mario, we need some work because we cannot keep up with the emotion.
That's some more, eh?
When there's five big brolic guys in your ass on a Wednesday, that's a moray.
When you've got a car battery hooked up to your nipples, that's a moray.
When you're stroking the catheter back and forth, that's Moray.
It's a different version of song.
It's the Italian version.
It's a classic.
That's a classic.
I'll look it up on YouTube later.
Look it up on YouTube lady, yeah.
That's more baby.
Beautiful, oh.
Pina's dead.
Pina, you died.
Sardiakarast.
Oh, I mean it was half.
That's more baby.
I embarrassed.
I got jumped.
There was a gang there.
You need some help?
No, I handled him.
I handled him. Yeah, don't you worry.
Are you good?
I got him.
I got everything. I'm good.
Dude, this pure white is massive.
All right, might turn on the laser rail gun now.
What? No, we didn't find anybody yet.
If you use it, we're gonna lose it.
I'm using the rail gun.
If you use it, we're gonna lose it.
That's bullshit. I'm gonna fucking kill everyone.
watch
I feel so powerful with this thing
oh shit
I'm fucking bored with this thundercock
the black flag means they're in the last PLI
now the ALL PLIs had black uh
like coverings
literally walked by a red door
Yeah, he did you. Hey, Chief, get the hell out of here.
Hey, hey, we said we'd trade. I haven't even used it yet.
You used it? I'm gonna use it next.
Coco, let me tell you something. I'm still not using it.
I could not kill Esprit if you get us killed.
If you lose that thing, I will fuck you sideways.
I will fuck you, Simon.
That's a moray!
Aww.
When the moon hits your pie like a big apple on it, that's a moray.
When five big guys free to give you a cream pie and come in your eye, that's a moray.
That's a moray.
Come on your eye fucking hurt. It's things like that sounds terrible. I'm gonna really wash it out
You gotta really wash it out. It's very bad
Okay, I'll take your I would take your word for it as well. I would take your word for thank you
Thank you
I assume, I assume.
That's a moray!
Why haven't we seen anyone yet?
Yeah, this has been the slowest round we've ever had.
What's going on?
I don't know.
we're at. What's going on? They're terrified. They scared them all away. They know we're
out on the sand. Commander Bukaki, how about you hop up there with the binoculars?
Tell me if you see somebody. Commander Bukaki, hop on the binoculars.
This is water.
I don't know. Hopefully enough time passes where I can get that cannon back.
You're not getting ship back. Let's see. This is mine. This is my cannon. You stay on that cannon.
Who the hell is everyone at?
I think a rail gun scared him away.
I think it's just been foggy the whole time so no one can see each other.
I mean?
Maybe?
Maybe.
Hmm.
Let's draw him in.
He'll see us fighting.
Maybe.
Well the whole part of the rail gun is being far away.
If it's close, maybe he doesn't really do anything extra.
What?
I'm stopping right here.
Hmm.
It doesn't matter because it just spawns on us, doesn't it?
Oh, somebody is already seizing the comm... to us.
Oh, that's not good for us. There is two behind us, you said. Two behind us.
That one's dead. That one is dead.
That was so fast.
Ah, it's fine. He's in front of us anyways.
I'm good work, good work team, let's load up a little something, something, a little
Something something prepare kid on this first one right here. I'm gonna go around and grab the boxes
And let's show which one's got repair kitchen which one's no boys
At first what I went to has a repair whoozy doozy all the fog is clearing up was the fog is clearing up
We might be able to see some moving it
They can also see out
hmm just gimmick hold people in his basement because I volunteer oh my
goodness oh imagine being gimmicks sex indentured servant
oh there's waiting list but I'd be happy to add them waiting list come on
can you do me a little thing pull me up to the top oh I mean oh you could get
the line oh my goodness do you really need that
Well, you know VIP VIP
Anytime I'll move my schedule. Thank you. Thank you
No, it's either me or coconut in your sex engine. I will not have both
We don't have to do we could do one at a time. All right
There's a repair kid the second one as well gentlemen by the way
He's prepared it at the second one as well
I'm taking the third one now
No, we're baking at the 10 when it's only the first two of the second one over down down yonder down yonder
down yonder right over yonder. That's right. That's right. I'm going to go grab it. I'm going to go grab it.
Guys, I see it. I mean, you have to go right to a right. I see it. I see it. That's the crystal.
Let's beat his ass!
To the right you say?
Ok is everybody on board?
I'm on board and ready to ride!
Alright Coco, you've got your turn. My turn!
Hey hey hey hey hey!
What you doing?
What you talking about?
What you guys want to use?
Yeah
As long as you promise not to lose it that means you got a hold down right thing zoom in and shoot as far away as possible
All right
Beat damaged let me check
He's too over here I'm fine
Honestly, I think now is a good time yeah, now's a good time to search you go ahead
right quick to zoom in on that right
to zoom in and let it rest
yeah what the hell would you send that to the stratosphere it's it's hit scare
what's our hits cam but there's no drop it's not hit scan but there's no drop
okay hold on she's the lead because you don't have to aim off oh yeah okay are you
share you want to roll on man are you are we certain that's one of the one I
hit that react if that react you can always get another one we can always get
up on no you can always get another one no worry
Okay, Coco, let's go ahead and swap these, let's go ahead and do a quick swap.
Are we duking?
Coco, Coco, Coco, let's do a quick swap here, let's do a quick swap here.
Coco, are we so dead serious?
Coco!
Coconut!
One more, one more, one more, one more.
Get out the gun, get out the gun, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Let's see it.
Nobody get on this. Get it.
I'll give it.
Give us this one.
Hey, hold on.
Coconut might be right.
That's all.
Hello, wait. Coconut might be right about this.
What's going on up there?
Oh, he's wrong. Direct shot to the reactor. Direct reactor shot.
Hit him. Item of the line.
Hit him!
I'm hitting him good. I'm hitting him good. We're dead. We're dead.
Direct reactor. Direct reactor shot.
Direct reactor shot.
I can't believe it!
What the hell is going on around here?
Correct reaction shot, correct reaction shot!
Reactor hit, reactor hit!
Correct reaction shot!
All of this tank wheel has been, uh, obliterated.
I repeat, we never did it anyway.
Break reactor shut!
Third destroyed reactor shut as well!
Oh god it!
God it!
No way!
Arif!
Too easy!
Easy
I'm suites 95 95 cent
I'm so inspired by the wrath that you unleash on the flows that I'm gonna get
And it was twice that guy
I'm sure the base of the plan I'm going in
I think that's it. I think that's it. Oh, yeah. I, I, I, I, I see three dead bodies.
We're good. We're good. Good work, team. Good work.
No, no, there's one on the bottom still.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Sir, sir, hold on. Where are you, sir? Come on out.
Come on out, sir. Sir, stop right there.
Sir, stop right there.
You stop with me. Oh, you want this old Western style?
Hey, I got it. Huh? Huh?
He's doing me a pussy. Mike Tyson, bitch!
Mike Tyson, pussy! Yeah!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You're the worst boy. You're the worst.
You'll catch the next one. Don't catch the next one.
Selfless. The selfless life.
What's the boxes guys? Maybe there were four.
You guys look kind of poor. Yeah.
any moment now we're gonna find it
okay how's it possible to be this quick as it possible to be this poor
This laid into the round. I don't know maybe maybe you're stupid
Have you taken this stupid or not? I haven't checked but you double check double check
Okay, I'm gonna check
I'm gonna double check
Get back double check double check. I mean I checked once and they seem like it was possible
Oh, you got it. You got a double check that that's a double check scenario
I don't want to double check.
That's a double check scenario.
100%.
I'm going to double check here.
Yeah, you know what?
I think that's it.
That's it?
That's all they got?
I think that's it.
I think they're stupid.
And the hell is the rest of the loot?
I think they just wander around.
You've been gilly-dallying the entire time
that you've been gilly-dallying.
It's a DDS, a Dilly-Dally situation.
Oh my god, I think it's a CDDS, a certified Dilly-Dally situation.
I didn't want to say it, but I think that's true.
It's the only logical explanation.
I'll look at it.
Hold on, let me get us going into the circle here.
OK, the legs do need a little work.
All right, let's go.
The legs do need a little work.
Little bit worse, little bit worse, of course, of course, of course.
I got it, I got it.
You got it, I got it.
It's okay, one.
Man, what a good day.
What a day, dude.
A day out on the sand, a beautiful day out on the sand.
Oh, beautiful day. Beautiful day out on the sand.
Oh my God.
Hey, don't you dare not just yet, Buster.
Not just yet.
What's going on? They got to repair the wheelhouse. Of course, of course
Nothing but the best for you, Mr. Gag. Nothing but the best. Go ahead. We're good to go
Something is sparking right here above my very head. Ah is this panel right yonder right yonder, right yonder
Wait
You are some it's the peanut thing right next to you we say it's the final circle
Let's go right to the ship, fucking. Let's go right to the ship for it.
Let's do it!
Wait guys, I don't understand, is the ship there the whole time?
You just definitely know where it is?
Or does it appear at the end?
That's what I've been wondering.
It doesn't feel like something that would appear.
How would that possibly appear organically?
You know what I mean?
Oh, it uncovers.
It's in a mound of sand, maybe.
Well, does it uncover now because the the extract is now on the map so I think as soon
as the last circles are on we're here.
Okay.
Now listen, listen we can move the ship for a long time because we're getting there early
but because we're getting there early we're definitely going to have people come to try
to kill us.
100% but also this is bad terrain.
Oh, we're going back in the mushroom cloud.
Hold on it's gonna be faster just go around
Wait, you'll grab that
Why are we stopped okay? I don't know
Accelerate all right. We're going now. We're going now would be epic if this game was MMORPG PVP
Chief I don't know what
Curse, this valley just castes on me, but you're gonna have to send that over there.
You have to calm down over there.
Um...
I see the way forward.
Oh, Mr. Ski-Mob, what a bunch of wicked men showing off, man!
Thank you, Bob. What do you need, Bob? What?
Damn it.
We're going through boys.
We're in the thick of it.
Everybody knows.
From the ring to the king, to the queen, back to the king.
Lay up.
Two points.
I think you just have to be a professional coconut let's leave it to the
I went on purpose to make you feel better about your way
You are so
That's probably the final hooligan to the whole match Coco start lighting up
I'm going to win a little, once we get past the corridor.
Just got to get through this last little smoky.
This last little smoky.
We're going to show them all we got upon this last one right here.
Hey, Mochek.
They were going to hit us.
Come on, baby.
You can make it over this hill.
Are you kidding me?
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing boys.
Just right when we get through this.
Just boost it up, just boost it up.
Alright Coco, what a moment!
Wait, they're behind the hill now.
Oh, here they come. Oh, they're beeping, they're beeping.
Alright Coco, take a shot, take a shot.
I don't see it yet.
Uh, they're right there!
Hit him!
Really?
We got this.
That's what a hard shot would do.
They got a high ground. They got a high ground.
I
Ain't back in the way they're coming straight at us
Hey, that's the exit right there. They
it is it is right here we got to use a distance to our bed is this is right
hit him hit him
hit him
hit him again we are out
let him go
fire fire
I can't see it!
Don't destroy it, don't destroy it!
DECOLE THE ENTRAC, DECOLE THE ENTRAC!
Keep giving it to us!
Keep hammering up, keep hammering up!
Keep hammering up boys, keep hammering up!
I'm fucking up, I'm fucking up!
Keep hammering up!
I'm destroyed.
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving.
One minute to destroy this thing, one minute to destroy this thing boys.
Let him out of here!
We're done, we're done.
I'm going to show them that we're done.
I'm going to stand this way, I'm going to stand this way, don't raise your wings.
Turn destroyed, turn destroyed.
Go for the reactor, go for the reactor, go for the reactor.
38 seconds, 38 seconds.
Go for the reactor boys, don't turn destroyed.
Go for that reactor, go for the reactor son.
He parked us right here, parked us right here.
You're shumblin', shumblin', shumblin'.
He can't, he can't, he can't.
The driver's seat is out.
Oh, good habit, oh, good habit.
Oh, good habit, OK.
He's right behind the shots.
Oh, they got me, they got me, they got me.
They're right behind the shots.
Damn.
We're both dead, we're both dead.
Oh, we're fucked.
Hey guys, they killed us, they killed us.
They killed us! They killed us!
No way.
We're fucking Chinese shooters!
They just called us Chinese shooters?
Wait, what? They didn't lose a shield?
He just called you out.
We didn't use the shield.
They called us Chinese shooters.
It's called being Chinese.
Wait, how did that happen? They weren't even...
They weren't even... They got it all like at once.
How did we not kill their turret?
We shoot them like, 30,000 times!
I kept preparing them
God damn it dude dude our shit why our reactor wasn't even hurt until like the last 10 seconds
Okay, I hope you enjoyed using that that gun I hope you enjoyed
You said that's fine. It was fun. It was a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie
Well
I never I've never shot a ship so much and had it survive
Would you I was hammering that thing? I'm J. I was I think I was hitting that thing too
I killed two of them. I think what they did was they put the engine behind like five compartments
Also, we never use a bubble seal. Yeah
Dude, I checked our shield like five times not a single scratch on it
I had to repair it one time, and then in the last 10 seconds, they destroyed it all at once.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good happenings.
Oh, what a way to end the night.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Well, if he had killed that guy, we would have loaded the lobby with the black ship.
We would have been so rich.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness, boys, I am so hungry, so tired. I'm gonna give you the most tasty burger you have ever heard of in your life.
That's a moray.
Hope cannot throes the game. Get rid of the experimental gun. That's a moray.
We get called Chinese cheaters at the last second that's a couple more a
Samurai oh
My god, dude. Oh my god. That was fun dude tonight overall highly successful highly successful night
Oh my god, I think we may be the best crew to ever do it. I think you may be the best
Did you see that ship did you see that ship these other guys?
I mean did you see that thing? How much money did they spend on that thing?
Tickle my butthole and spit my mouth. We were killing it the whole night
I'm taking we were just we were smidgen a smidgen off a perfect night. Just when we kill those guys. Oh my good
Smidgen a smidgen
I
Wasn't even like I didn't even space out. I kept checking the engine over and over and we were
I think if any moment two crew member dies we should hit this you can eat. Yeah, that's true
That's true. I should have hit it when you guys died
Oh
It was a pleasure you have pleasured me greatly
coconut. You have pleasure me. Yes. Yes. You have pleasure me. Oh, my goodness. You have
pleasure me. You guys are just pleasure, pleasure, pleasure, me. So much pleasure. So much pleasure.
You just an extreme amount of pleasure. I mean, just extreme pleasure. The pleasure is all
mine. There's a lot of pleasure going around. Oh, you're pleasure me. You just you've
pleasure me. You've pleasure me. Pleasure me more than you can possibly know. Pleasure
upon pleasure. Pleasure upon pleasure. Pleasures. Pleasures. Wow. Wow. That's a moray.
But your stream is getting me through the night shift. Thank you. All right, boys.
You can have some rest of it without me. I apologize. Good shit. That's not a 30-hour
stream. Dude, that is a first-time job. That means that fucker has been here for
8 hours and 20 minutes because he was here when we said that 8 hours and 20
minutes ago and he just stopped for the first time.
Hey you, hey pal!
I lied, not to do the 30 hour speed.
I lied, we li-
NO RUSHING OF THE CHUT!
Oh.
All right, give it good seeing you. You've pleasant me the pleasure is all mine gimmick
It's been a double pleasure. Oh, it's a delight. Delighted me. You've pleasant me. Oh my goodness
Tip oh my goodness
Can I give you my tip? Can I give you a tip? Can I give you my tip? Oh?
Yeah, stay cool. Stay frosty. Oh shit. Hey, never. Oh my god. I never change
You gave me your tip. I gave you my tip. You pleasant me. I pleasant you
This has been a great night all around.
No notes. No notes.
No notes. Perfect. No notes.
Perfect. Wow.
Yaomeng.
Minghao.
All right, give it. Have a good one. See you.
See you, sir. Godspeed.
All right, boys.
I'm getting up.
be restatialed the 1v1 gauntlet with me and Hodge the next week. I'll keep you
posted. Stay frosty. Stay cool. Stay cool. Stay frosty. That's what I say. That's
what let me tell you boys. I've said it before I say it again. Best game. Best
game out right now. If you ain't playing this, you're doing something wrong
boys. And the solo mode. Don't let people fool you. Solo mode is cool. I
I liked it so much, I played it so long a couple times.
Alright, goodnight gang.
Have a good one boys.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Have a good one.
Good night everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
See you on Monday.
Good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Have a good one.
Good night now.
Good night everybody.
Rest up.
Rest easy now, gang.
Good night!
Good night, everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night now, gang.
Rest up.
Rest easy now.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now.
Good night!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Good night!
I'm going to go take a dichorice diarrhea and join a burger!